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Open Thread
Martin Johnson Heade, "The Great Florida Marsh" (1886)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2016 10:55 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at February 11, 2016 10:55 AM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2016 10:55 AM (BK3ZS)
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Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at February 11, 2016 10:56 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 11, 2016 10:56 AM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2016 10:57 AM (BK3ZS)
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Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 11, 2016 10:57 AM (/ciMI)
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Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 11, 2016 10:58 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2016 10:58 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 11, 2016 10:59 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 11, 2016 10:59 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Swamp People at February 11, 2016 10:59 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at February 11, 2016 11:00 AM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Swamp People at February 11, 2016 11:00 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 11:00 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 11, 2016 11:00 AM (pY/yV)
Posted by: willow at February 11, 2016 11:01 AM (9XzdI)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 11, 2016 11:01 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Bjorn Bjigski at February 11, 2016 11:01 AM (77GQX)
There's a little restaurant on the shore of a 10,000 acre lake not far from Casa Backwardio. Great fried food including gator ribs and gator tail.
They estimate that there's 1 gator per acre.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2016 11:02 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 11, 2016 11:02 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 11, 2016 11:02 AM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 11, 2016 11:02 AM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2016 11:02 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 11, 2016 11:02 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at February 11, 2016 11:02 AM (u0kqM)
The lack of airboats in that picture is a crime on par with treason.
Posted by: Flyguy at February 11, 2016 11:02 AM (3sOO0)
You know the feds are outlawing airboats.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 11, 2016 11:03 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at February 11, 2016 11:02 AM (u0kqM)
25 Yes indeed!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 11, 2016 11:03 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 11, 2016 10:58 AM (/ciMI)
_________Laughing because when swamps are protected the idiots do not realize the stench. I'd rather live next to a pig or chicken farm than a swamp.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 11, 2016 11:03 AM (MIKMs)
Either that or it's what Yeb!'s campaign looks like if put on canvas.
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2016 11:04 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Gravity Wave at February 11, 2016 11:04 AM (sYbte)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:04 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 11, 2016 11:04 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Treebeard at February 11, 2016 11:04 AM (/ciMI)
Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary, east of Naples, FL is a great place to visit. Four or five different habitats all in one place and accessible via walking trails.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2016 11:04 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: fred johnson heade at February 11, 2016 11:04 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 11:04 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jeb at February 11, 2016 11:04 AM (TQxRy)
Posted by: Waldo at February 11, 2016 11:05 AM (chFFu)
I was down in the Keys a few weeks ago and I had to fly into Miami and drive down. We flew down the west coast of FL and then cut across right above Alligator Alley.
You could see airboats going all over the place .. very cool.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2016 11:05 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 11, 2016 11:03 AM
I did not, and while that's not surprising, it still saddens me to my core.
Posted by: Flyguy at February 11, 2016 11:05 AM (3sOO0)
White House laments the polarization that itself has caused:
https://tinyurl.com/z2yzxnn
Compares GOP spending cuts to terrorist threats.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at February 11, 2016 11:05 AM (4ng05)
One of these days, his neighbors will be on 6 o'clock news saying what a quiet guy he was, always keeping to himself.
Posted by: jwest at February 11, 2016 11:05 AM (Zs4uk)
(Link in nic)
Thanks!
Posted by: @votermom at February 11, 2016 11:06 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Addison Mizner at February 11, 2016 11:06 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: willow at February 11, 2016 11:06 AM (9XzdI)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 11, 2016 11:06 AM (/ciMI)
http://tinyurl.com/z4cenug
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 11, 2016 11:06 AM (Nwg0u)
Boy, talk about a close contest. That's like choosing between Hillary or Bernie!
"Are there alternative choices, please?"
Posted by: mindful webworker - with a very good sense of smell at February 11, 2016 11:06 AM (chFFu)
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 11, 2016 11:07 AM (sADtF)
Posted by: Carl Kolchak at February 11, 2016 11:07 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: the sniper at February 11, 2016 11:07 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at February 11, 2016 11:07 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 11, 2016 11:08 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: goon at February 11, 2016 11:08 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: mindful webworker - surreal estate at February 11, 2016 11:08 AM (chFFu)
Don't tell that to the developers at Hilton Head Island.
Posted by: jwest at February 11, 2016 11:08 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 11, 2016 11:09 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 11:09 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at February 11, 2016 11:09 AM (D7YTP)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 11, 2016 11:09 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 11:09 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: willow at February 11, 2016 11:06 AM (9XzdI)
Heh. In the Everglades, if the gators don't get you the pythons will.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:10 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: willow at February 11, 2016 11:11 AM (9XzdI)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 11, 2016 11:11 AM (chkUd)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 11, 2016 11:11 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2016 11:12 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at February 11, 2016 11:09 AM (D7YTP)
And Adrienne Barbeau's rack.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:12 AM (kpqmD)
basically, All is Well, All is Well
Posted by: ThunderB at February 11, 2016 11:12 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 11:09 AM (qUNW
Nope. That's for the neighbors to think about.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2016 11:13 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 11, 2016 11:11 AM (WOyz5)
In swamp, python sees you!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 11, 2016 11:13 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2016 11:13 AM (n22zQ)
i never learned to watch my step unless it was off a curb, or dealing with a boss.
Posted by: willow at February 11, 2016 11:13 AM (9XzdI)
"Are there alternative choices, please?"
Posted by: mindful webworker
*waves*
Posted by: Martin O'Malley at February 11, 2016 11:13 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: mindful webworker - art schmart at February 11, 2016 11:13 AM (chFFu)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 11, 2016 11:12 AM (zOTsN)
The John Madden of the Federal Reserve.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:13 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 11, 2016 11:14 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Stephen Foster at February 11, 2016 11:14 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2016 11:12 AM (voOPb)
I think he has shares of a waterfront hotel complex for sale as well!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 11, 2016 11:14 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2016 11:14 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 11, 2016 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)
America and get benefits illegally. They visit and insult
Congress, calling us racist for not opening our borders to them, while
they of course close their Southern borders and are ruthless about it.
NAFTA
has hurt our GDP, and all the happy talk doesn't stop companies from
moving to Mexico, a new big one every week. Trump said just last night
that we are the ones with the bargaining power (he was speaking
regarding China, at the time) but we always crater, to their threats of
trade war. Trump is correct ... they are the ones that can't afford a
trade war, but R's think open borders is their last hope to win the Hispanic vote, which means the end of Republicans and the Republic.
The illegals get US funded health care
and other freebies, while they work the gray and black markets, and send US profits to
Mexico. So we subsidize their corrupt regime, as we pay the taxes to support the infrastructure, and Mexico collects the payrolls. But Holder sends guns to cartels , Lynch lets HSBC off the hook for money laundering billions for
their cartels, Obama keeps the flow coming and tells border patrol to
stand down, let them come.
Why in the world would we let Mexico dictate our
foreign policy, or trade policy? Only the globalists are cramming this
through, and not for our benefit, and with no concern for our
sovereignty. Read Coulter's book and the numbers would wake you up. Malkin also is on this, long ago.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 11, 2016 11:15 AM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: mindful webworker - art schmart at February 11, 2016 11:13 AM (chFFu)
you shut your whore mouth. I nearly lost a thumb in the vigorous scrolling
Posted by: ThunderB at February 11, 2016 11:15 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Dexter at February 11, 2016 11:15 AM (RdP/w)
https://tinyurl.com/gswxfrv
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at February 11, 2016 11:15 AM (4ng05)
Strangely, Heade died that year of malaria.
Posted by: mindful webworker - made-up facts a specialty at February 11, 2016 11:15 AM (chFFu)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 11:15 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Beer Ninja at February 11, 2016 11:15 AM (KBjNt)
Posted by: goon at February 11, 2016 11:16 AM (gy5kE)
http://tinyurl.com/z4cenug
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 11, 2016 11:06 AM (Nwg0u)
Saw this on the news here last night. The cop is now under department investigation for posting a photo of the KKK on his facebook page. Spokesperson for the department said that police officers are all receiving sensitivity training for their social media pages.
Then the news went on to the bodies that were found dumped, a man who was shot while sitting in his car outside of a house when another car pulled up, etc. All black on black crime.
Probably because someone's feelings were hurt over Beyonce.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 11, 2016 11:16 AM (K0Iz7)
Obama asks, FOX complies. FOX offers sitcom about Middle Eastern family
in the U.S. FOX should go whole hog (or full pork) and make the father
transgendered and the son gay. And they own a disco where college
students get liquored up.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 11, 2016 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)
They should run a pig farm on the side!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 11, 2016 11:16 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 11, 2016 11:12 AM (zOTsN)
didn't pelosi whisper in her ear about unemployment creating Jobs! and giving everyone time to go for their dreams ?
probably has a date with a crop in her future.
Posted by: willow at February 11, 2016 11:16 AM (9XzdI)
Obama asks, FOX complies. FOX offers sitcom about Middle Eastern family in the U.S.
Dr. Faisal Mohammed, Cliterectomist
Big hit. Big, big hit!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2016 11:16 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2016 11:16 AM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Mr. Poo Poo at February 11, 2016 11:17 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 11, 2016 11:17 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Jeb at February 11, 2016 11:17 AM (TQxRy)
You can almost pinpoint the era in which things like this were painted. I find it... odd.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 11, 2016 11:17 AM (TOk1P)
Obama asks, FOX complies. FOX offers sitcom about Middle Eastern family
in the U.S. FOX should go whole hog (or full pork) and make the father
transgendered and the son gay. And they own a disco where college
students get liquored up.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 11, 2016 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)
They should run a pig farm on the side!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 11, 2016 11:16 AM (wYny
Gay son should be married to a ghey Joo.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2016 11:18 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: McCool at February 11, 2016 11:18 AM (TQxRy)
Martin O'Malley: *waves*
No, other than the chicken farm.
Posted by: mindful webworker - soo-eee Bern Bern Bern at February 11, 2016 11:18 AM (chFFu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2016 11:19 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2016 11:19 AM (btH0m)
Not shown.
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 11:15 AM (qUNWi)
Manatees don't live in marshes. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:19 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: FCF at February 11, 2016 11:19 AM (kejii)
Posted by: willow at February 11, 2016 11:19 AM (9XzdI)
Posted by: The Pripet Marshes at February 11, 2016 11:20 AM (sl+zA)
in the U.S. FOX should go whole hog (or full pork) and make the father
transgendered and the son gay. And they own a disco where college
students get liquored up.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 11, 2016 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)
They should run a pig farm on the side!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 11, 2016 11:16 AM (wYny
Gay son should be married to a ghey Joo.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2016 11:18 AM (voOPb)
Wife could do clitorectomies as an outreach service!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 11, 2016 11:20 AM (wYnyS)
By sticking our bare arms into the holes in the banks of the swamps waterways that serve as breeding holes, and wait for one of them to bite!
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2016 11:20 AM (WqhK3)
Jerry Reed done beat you to it, Stevie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdASPj8kugQ
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2016 11:20 AM (LUgeY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ3j_Ay552Uspfreload=10
Frederick Delius lived in Florida 1884-85. This could have been the view out his cottage window.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 11, 2016 11:20 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: notsothoreau
what about thier work in Philadelphia intimidating voters and threatening to kill white babies in 2008 and 2012?
thats not long ago at all
Posted by: ThunderB at February 11, 2016 11:20 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 11, 2016 11:21 AM (sl+zA)
in the U.S.
They should fill the cast with Jewish actors / actresses
or make it an Assyrian Christian family
Posted by: McCool at February 11, 2016 11:21 AM (TQxRy)
109 That is the St John's River.
Posted by: FCF at February 11, 2016 11:19 AM (kejii)
That was my second guess. I have an uncle who lives beside it near J'ville.
Not to be confused with the St. Jones River in DE.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2016 11:21 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: mindful webworker - made-up facts a specialty at February 11, 2016 11:15 AM (chFFu)
HEADE!!
PAPER!!
NOW!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2016 11:26 AM (NOIQH)
Still holding onto the myth of the female orgasm, I see.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:26 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Marcel Marceau
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Or the rednecks on bathsalts.
Sweet mullet, though.
Posted by: Chi at February 11, 2016 11:27 AM (OUpHg)
Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?
Put that DOWN! NOW!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2016 11:27 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2016 11:25 AM (BK3ZS)
Triple digit vote total on Tuesday.
Good lord. I bet I could put some youtube videos up and give him a run for second to last place.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 11, 2016 11:27 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Dengue Fever - Now in Hawaii!! at February 11, 2016 11:28 AM (NOIQH)
years ago and he was the AG when I lived in VA. Nice enough guy, but
never struck me a Presidentin' material.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
That's....the nicest thing anybody's said about me this cycle. Thank you.
Posted by: Jim Gilmore at February 11, 2016 11:28 AM (/ciMI)
thats not long ago at all
yeah, but she has that closed mind already. The Wikipedia article is actually pretty good. Talks about how they murdered the bookkeeper because she caught them skimming the books. Told my relative that there was no way that could be justified. I'm willing to ignore most of it, but I'm not going to have someone tell me how wonderful the Panthers were. I was in the Bay Area at that time and believed it then. Most of us got over it mid 70s, when the truth started coming out.
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2016 11:28 AM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2016 11:26 AM (NOIQH)
It was all whip, nae nae. Whip, whip, nae nae. Kinda boring.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:28 AM (kpqmD)
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A great book: David Horowitz's Radical Son. Part history, part memoir, part murder mystery. I learned a child rearing technique from that book, too. When my young daughters were upset, I'd ask them to list all the people who loved them.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 11, 2016 11:28 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 11, 2016 11:24 AM (fQ/0p)
Everything in that Brooks' quote reeked of "Don't let these high falutin' concepts trouble your empty little heads -- your betters are looking out for you."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2016 11:29 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 11, 2016 11:23 AM (/ciMI)
Already languishing in the barrel for the foreseeable future
Didn't want to add to my sentence.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 11, 2016 11:29 AM (/CXhS)
The French are raiding mosques and not liking what they are finding: hundreds of war-grade weapons and large quantities of Kalashnikov ammunition. French interior minister Cazeneuve reported, "In 15 days we have seized one third of the quantity of war-grade weapons that are normally seized in a year." "...between 100 and 160 mosques will be closed." ...In addition, 2,235 Muslim businesses and homes have been searched. There have been 232 arrests....
But of course in America, surveillance of mosques was terminated because of President Stands with Muslims.
Posted by: mindful webworker - impeachment's too good for 'im at February 11, 2016 11:29 AM (chFFu)
name in politics. I'm sure you've heard of him: JIM GILMORE! He's--what?
You've NEVER head of me him? But--he's running for president! He's
totally moving up in the standings! He's charismatic and bold and mostly
wants your vote.
Posted by: Jim Gilmore, undercover Jim Gilmore operative at February 11, 2016 11:23 AM (/ciMI)
I actually met him at a conference in PA about four years ago and he
was the AG when I lived in VA. Nice enough guy, but never struck me a
Presidentin' material.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2016 11:25 AM (BK3ZS)
I don't care how nice he is, when he killed those two people in Utah that should rule him out as being suitable for the office of Peeresident.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 11, 2016 11:30 AM (TOk1P)
Dem's good eating! Grilled sea cow!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 11:30 AM (geVJ9)
Posted by: JTB at February 11, 2016 11:30 AM (FvdPb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:28 AM (kpqmD)
*saunters in
http://tinyurl.com/o42jdpq
*saunters out
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 11, 2016 11:30 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: JTB at February 11, 2016 11:31 AM (FvdPb)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 11, 2016 11:31 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2016 11:32 AM (wCF3s)
Posted by: Martha at February 11, 2016 11:32 AM (LQLeS)
Good lord. I bet I could put some youtube videos up and give him a run for second to last place.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 11, 2016 11:27 AM
Vermin Supreme got 255 votes, according to one of the NH papers.
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 11, 2016 11:33 AM (GRl5a)
Posted by: donna at February 11, 2016 11:33 AM (/dSsq)
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That's a pretty broad category.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
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Yeah, but probably doesn't extend to Jello fruit salad. Which is what they would find if they raided my church.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2016 11:33 AM (n22zQ)
That's....the nicest thing anybody's said about me this cycle. Thank you.
Posted by: Jim Gilmore at February 11, 2016 11:28 AM (/ciMI)
Thats the only thing said about you this cycle.
FIFY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2016 11:33 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: WOPR at February 11, 2016 11:34 AM (LTDSy)
Yeah, but probably doesn't extend to Jello fruit salad. Which is what they would find if they raided my church.
Hey that stuff can be lethal...
Posted by: donna at February 11, 2016 11:34 AM (/dSsq)
So, 30 (at least) individuals had access to Hillarities server-in- the-can. 30. Is it possible that the Benghazi's 9/11 terrorists had a heads up about an ambassador rolling through the local annex?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 11, 2016 11:34 AM (5buP8)
http://tinyurl.com/o42jdpq
*saunters out
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 11, 2016 11:30 AM (/CXh
Talk about white people and the lack of rthym. OY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2016 11:34 AM (voOPb)
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That's a pretty broad category.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
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Yeah, but probably doesn't extend to Jello fruit salad. Which is what they would find if they raided my church.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2016 11:33 AM (n22zQ)
Jello salad is a NBC weapon, highly restricted in its use by the Geneva Convention.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:34 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 11:34 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Majorie Kinnan Rawlings at February 11, 2016 11:35 AM (n22zQ)
There's a herd of about 300 manatees trying to stay warm in Crystal River right now. I would not have guessed there were still 300 manatees, given how threatened we are told they are. And what about the cold in the Gulf? First mention.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 11, 2016 11:35 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Martha at February 11, 2016 11:32 AM (LQLeS)
It's
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 11, 2016 11:35 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: donna at February 11, 2016 11:35 AM (/dSsq)
Good lord. I bet I could put some youtube videos up and give him a run for second to last place.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 11, 2016 11:27 AM
Vermin Supreme got 255 votes, according to one of the NH papers.
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 11, 2016 11:33 AM (GRl5a)
I must admit I have not fully considered Vermin Supreme this November. I more or less was resigned to voting for SMOD, but realizing nobody except you Morons here know SMOD (and love him!), maybe this Vermin Supreme character deserves a second look?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 11, 2016 11:35 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 11, 2016 11:35 AM (oKE6c)
That and Worth Fighting For by Dan Quayle.
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 11, 2016 11:35 AM (W2YA6)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 11:36 AM (geVJ9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2016 11:36 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 11, 2016 11:36 AM (bpn7O)
So, 30 (at least) individuals had access to Hillarities server-in- the-can. 30. Is it possible that the Benghazi's 9/11 terrorists had a heads up about an ambassador rolling through the local annex?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 11, 2016 11:34 AM (5buP8
Don't you remember her cackle at the last congressional hearings? She cackled when her "friend" Chris Stevens knew of the dangers.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2016 11:36 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 11:37 AM (geVJ9)
Posted by: Insomniac
Sure. Now.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at February 11, 2016 11:37 AM (/ciMI)
Mosquito breeding lands...
Posted by: donna at February 11, 2016 11:35 AM (/dSsq)
Mosquito breeding lands? That's nekulturny. I believe the politically correct term is "mosquito habitat." After all, we don't want to offend Mosquito-Americans. They're people too. Oppressed people, at that.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 11, 2016 11:37 AM (oKE6c)
Can't say I cared for his work with Pink Floyd, either.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 11, 2016 11:37 AM (9krrF)
Someone really needs to drop a house on her.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 11:37 AM (geVJ9)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 11, 2016 11:38 AM (Nwg0u)
The author tried like hell to make them seem sympathetic.
And failed.
Posted by: Oschisms at February 11, 2016 11:38 AM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: rickb223
That only works in the movies.
I tried it. Twice.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 11, 2016 11:39 AM (/ciMI)
Mosquito breeding lands...
Posted by: donna at February 11, 2016 11:35 AM (/dSs
Pesticide training grounds
Posted by: The makers of DDT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2016 11:39 AM (voOPb)
Yeah. But, I'd say, when mosques are serving as armories, every weapon in them is "war-grade."
"We are not at war with Islam" does not mean they aren't at war with us.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Breitbart was here at February 11, 2016 11:39 AM (chFFu)
Check him out. Unabashed batshit-crazy liberal, but essentially harmless. Certainly easier to take than Shrillery or Crazy Uncle Bernie, and almost certainly more sincere than Heb!.
Not sure it isn't time to elect a dude who wears a rubber boot on his head....
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 11, 2016 11:39 AM (GRl5a)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 11, 2016 11:39 AM (xq1UY)
He promises fluoridated water for terrorists being waterboarded. No one leads in human rights like that.
Seriously though I bet he gets more votes than ever before this time around
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:40 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:40 AM (kpqmD)
Heh...her cankles would shrive and curl up under the house. Bonus points if she's wearing striped tights.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 11, 2016 11:40 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 11, 2016 11:35 AM (TOk1P)
^^^
I'm paying for all this horseshit without a single pony to ride; his platform makes the most sense to me. If I'm gonna pay for the horseshit, I may as well have the pony.
Posted by: Oschisms at February 11, 2016 11:41 AM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile
Good to have a sense of humor. It passes time in the mines.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 11, 2016 11:42 AM (TnUKj)
Heh...her cankles would shrive and curl up under the house. Bonus points if she's wearing striped tights.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 11, 2016 11:40 AM (5buP8
I'd settle for 14x70 mobile home from arkansas being dropped
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2016 11:42 AM (voOPb)
Check
him out. Unabashed batshit-crazy liberal, but essentially harmless.
Certainly easier to take than Shrillery or Crazy Uncle Bernie, and
almost certainly more sincere than Heb!.
Not sure it isn't time to elect a dude who wears a rubber boot on his head....
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 11, 2016 11:39 AM (GRl5a)
I probably don't want to know what he believes in (if anything). I want this decision to be purely emotional, when I walk into the election booth in November, I want to surprise even myself!
Posted by: BurtTC at February 11, 2016 11:42 AM (TOk1P)
If AR15 are "war weapons", why aren't Jarts? (Lawn darts)
THOSE were outlawed.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 11:42 AM (geVJ9)
^^^
That also explains my willingness to vote for Trump, should Cruz falter.
Posted by: Oschisms at February 11, 2016 11:42 AM (ZsN9X)
I was concerned that I may not see it come in my lifetime, but with the election of Marco Rubio v1.2, we could very well see the end of life as we know it.
So, please give Human Rubio, *bzzz* Marco Rubio another look.
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 11, 2016 11:43 AM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 11, 2016 11:43 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:40 AM
As soon as the weather here gets above freezing -- any month now! -- I intend to start wearing my "Vermin Supreme" t-shirts.
Last time I checked, his website didn't have new ones. Mine are from '12.
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 11, 2016 11:43 AM (GRl5a)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2016 11:34 AM (voOPb)
Lessee ... Ellen DeGenerate, Hillaroid, Justin Bieber, "Caitlyn" aka Brucella Jenner, and a bunch of people I never heard of. I've gotta DVR that sucker. If there's room after DVRing every episode of "Madam
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 11, 2016 11:43 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Max, Carol, Ira, Judith, Alexander, Douglas, the Bull, and K.W at February 11, 2016 11:43 AM (IQI2h)
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile
Good to have a sense of humor. It passes time in the mines.
Wee-oh. Oh wee-oh. Wee-oh. Oh wee-oh.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 11:43 AM (geVJ9)
If AR15 are "war weapons", why aren't Jarts? (Lawn darts)
THOSE were outlawed.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 11:42 AM (geVJ9)
Indeed. For the chiiiiiiiildren!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:44 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 11, 2016 11:45 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 11:36 AM (geVJ9)
*fishing for Emily Sears and Darth Lux. Yes please.
http://tinyurl.com/jmw6rte
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 11, 2016 11:45 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 11, 2016 11:39 AM (GRl5a)
It WOULD BE a big step up.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 11, 2016 11:45 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 11, 2016 11:46 AM (TnUKj)
Make sure you write in his complete -- and legal -- name: Vermin Love Supreme.
One of his lesser but still sterling qualities, IMO, is that he refuses to talk to the local paper, a scurrilous, badly-written fishwrap. The reasons for that attitude are, sadly, lost to history.
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 11, 2016 11:46 AM (GRl5a)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 11, 2016 11:43 AM (oKE6c)
Oh one of those techno guys.
I'm still using a vcr
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2016 11:46 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 11, 2016 11:43 AM (W2YA6)
No.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 11, 2016 11:46 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 11:36 AM (geVJ9)
*fishing for Emily Sears and Darth Lux. Yes please.
http://tinyurl.com/jmw6rte
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 11, 2016 11:45 AM (/CXhS)
Oh my. I'll take the one on the right though. The tats and nose ring are a definite turnoff.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:47 AM (kpqmD)
About 1/5th of my 401k is in oil, due to work.
Thanks (mumble mumble) company!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 11:47 AM (geVJ9)
I have a very photogenic Springer, if you need pictures. (and I also have Scottish fold cats).
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2016 11:48 AM (5HBd1)
Buy low, they say. Assuming there's a future where prices go up.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:49 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jim Gilmore at February 11, 2016 11:28 AM (/ciMI)
-------------
Also the ONLY thing, Jimbo.
But I want you to stay in there. You're climbing up in the ratings. No one is mad at you. None of that "he's-dead-to-me!!!" hysteria.
Truth be told, you were a pretty good governor.
Boring as hell. Nobody in Virginia paid the slightest attention to you back then either.
But is that such a bad thing? No Kabuki for you. No dramatic exhibitions. No celebrity. Just dull governance.
You ran on one key issue, reducing/eliminating the state car tax. Then you won and --- gasp! --- did exactly that.
So, hang in there, Mr. Excitement!
We could do a whole lot worse.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2016 11:49 AM (T/5A0)
----
That's a pretty broad category.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 11, 2016 11:31 AM (/ciMI)
That's French for an Iranian suitcase nuke. Or a case of Ivory soap.
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2016 11:50 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:47 AM (kpqmD)
That's Emily Sears.
Protip - don't send a dick pic
*she's the one contacting people's significant others when she receives one. Even sent one back to the guys mom.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 11, 2016 11:50 AM (/CXhS)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 11, 2016 11:50 AM (xq1UY)
Its less a trend now but I could never figure out the stud in the nose. Here, let me put a speck of some unknown substance jammed into the side of my nose like errant snot. That's hot isn't it?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:50 AM (39g3+)
Would it stir up the same kind of shitstorm Romney's 47% speech stirred up?
Posted by: Hank at February 11, 2016 11:50 AM (IFEDx)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2016 11:50 AM (WqhK3)
You must hate capitalism! I got rich!" poo poo
A few CEOs also get very rich off cheap labor subsidized by free health care for illegals. Or by exporting jobs and holding stock "ownership" in foreign production. But trade deficits are subtracted from GDP.
American policy is not supposed to be about making foreign companies richer, but about making America's economy stronger. It takes very strategic trade deals to do that, not open borders.
But for "pure capitalists" that don't care about borders, slavery, war, pollution, etc. ... yes, "free trade" can be great, as long as they can find a free country where they can spend their loot. Or a not free country that controls the little people. ha
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 11, 2016 11:51 AM (5Gpe2)
DJIA down 377.
I will die in harness.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 11, 2016 11:36 AM (bpn7O)"
Look at the bright side.
Obama was just going to confiscate it any way.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 11, 2016 11:51 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: mindful webworker - short attention spanner at February 11, 2016 11:51 AM (chFFu)
Watching Yellen talking to Congress. She seems like a complete know-nothing.
We're #doomed
Posted by: @votermom at February 11, 2016 11:51 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile
Fortunately I kinda like my harness. I can think of many worse things than not being able to retire.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at February 11, 2016 11:52 AM (SCcgT)
The DOW is dropping like a rock.
How does the horde feel a 14,000 point DOW would affect the election?
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 11, 2016 11:52 AM (RcpcZ)
OK, I went to the forgotten 60s mystery click.
Moon River? Really? Am I that old that that song is eligible for a mystery click?
**shrugs**
Off the top of my head, I'd say Dave Dudley's Cowboy Boots or Come To The Sunshine by Harpers Bizarre would be more "forgotten," but that's just me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2016 11:52 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2016 11:53 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Ed Anger
Not as much as a 12k Dow!
Seriously, pain really hasn't set in like back in March '09 at 14k.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 11, 2016 11:53 AM (TnUKj)
Posted by: Ned Beatty at February 11, 2016 11:54 AM (hqZPQ)
If it goes to 14k, all in on gold.
If it goes to 7k, all in on lead.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 11, 2016 11:54 AM (9krrF)
the stud in the nose. Here, let me put a speck of some unknown
substance jammed into the side of my nose like errant snot. That's hot
isn't it?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:50 AM (39g3+)"
It is considerably hotter (or less un-hot) than the various lip piercing hardware.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 11, 2016 11:54 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 11, 2016 11:54 AM (Nwg0u)
Fewer people left in to feel the pain. But the ones that are left are the important folk, so it will be the Sweet Market of Death.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 11, 2016 11:55 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 11, 2016 11:55 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 11, 2016 11:56 AM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 11, 2016 11:56 AM (TnUKj)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 11, 2016 11:56 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2016 11:50 AM (WqhK3)
Nothing to report yet I'm afraid. I have one possibility at moment, and maybe another lead or two but I'm still funemployed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:57 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2016 11:57 AM (9ym/8)
Make sure you write in his complete -- and legal -- name: Vermin Love Supreme.
One of his lesser but still sterling qualities, IMO, is that he refuses to talk to the local paper, a scurrilous, badly-written fishwrap. The reasons for that attitude are, sadly, lost to history.
This is a scurrilous, badly-written fishwrap. The editor is a certifiable loon:
http://goo.gl/Ig1bia
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2016 11:58 AM (X6fMO)
There's new construction at Iran's A bomb factory. Smart ass on Twitter
says they're probably building the Barack Obama Peace and Diplomacy
Museum.
Tweet has been deleted.
Posted by: Twitter at February 11, 2016 11:58 AM (hqZPQ)
I will die in harness.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 11, 2016 11:36 AM (bpn7O)
Yes, I've resigned myself to dying at my desk. But at least I won't have to watch daytime TV.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at February 11, 2016 11:58 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 11, 2016 11:55 AM (0cMkb)Type harder, I'm hard of heron.Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 11, 2016 11:56 AM (TnUKj)
__________Thank you. The Horde never disappoints.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 11, 2016 11:58 AM (MIKMs)
President Obama has done the absolute best that anyone could after George Bush left him with a horrible economy.
But, the Republicans in Congress are holding him back
because they are racisty racists what only think about race and how to destroy the smartest man to evah be President of the United States.
Posted by: The MSM at February 11, 2016 11:59 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 11, 2016 11:59 AM (maOV6)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at February 11, 2016 11:59 AM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2016 11:53 AM (9ym/
Allen West.
Trump or Cruz/West
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2016 11:59 AM (Ix+HS)
I bought a few shares of oil stocks about an hour ago.
Buy low, they say. Assuming there's a future where prices go up.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:49 AM (39g3+)"
You might have to wait a few years until the nuclear war between Saudi Arabia and Iran but, as they say, look at the fundamentals. Thanks to President Supergenius, that coming war is now about as inevitable as winter.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 11, 2016 11:59 AM (QHgTq)
I'm reminded of the kidnapping of 66 year-old Judge Harold Haley from his courtroom. Here's an image:
http://tinyurl.com/zm6h9fu
That's a shotgun taped to his neck. Shortly thereafter they blew his head off.
These are the people that Beyonce celebrates.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2016 12:00 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2016 11:53 AM (9ym/
Eat me, Ricky.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 12:00 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 11, 2016 11:35 AM (oKE6c)
There was actually a book published back in the '80's about DC called "Up from the Swamp." The author hated DC.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at February 11, 2016 12:00 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 12:01 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2016 12:01 PM (9ym/8)
the painting is grey
looking for the S and M angle here
Posted by: ThunderB at February 11, 2016 11:08 AM (zOTsN)
OMG, laughing so hard. That, and the ONT Maet put up? Two of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Poor Ace, lol!
Posted by: P-Nut at February 11, 2016 12:02 PM (1YJWa)
Posted by: Insomniac "
See what I mean.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2016 12:01 PM (9ym/
Touche'. Dick.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 12:02 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 11, 2016 12:02 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2016 12:02 PM (5HBd1)
which ones? I'd guess Chevron is saver than any land drillers, or smaller service companies, but they should be flush with cash after years of high oil prices.
I had a couple the last bust around 1998 but they just disappeared before they came back around .. musta got bought up or something. Halter Marine, Callon Petroleum, Tidewater ... some still operate I think.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 11, 2016 12:03 PM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: Oschisms at February 11, 2016 11:42 AM
~~~
Cruz is my first choice and I too would vote for Trump in the general if necessary.
Problem I have is this: Just about every Cruz supporter says they would vote for Trump, but I have yet to see a Trump supporter agree to vote for Cruz if he should be the nominee. Very troublesome.
And I'll add, the more I hear and see of Trump, the less comfortable I am with him on any level. I enjoyed the bluster in the beginning, and I was very happy with his strong stand on illegal immigration. But after that, what does he offer? Universal healthcare? No thank you. He is going to fix everything---he's a very successful businessman and he knows how to make things work and how to make deals. The big problem is he has no true working knowledge of our constitution, separation of powers, states rights, etc. Eminent domain is just a tool for developers and as long as you contribute to enough politicians, you can make deals with them . He's just gonna fix everything and make the trains run on time.
I really wish all my otherwise conservative real and virtual friends would take some time and see that Trump actually sounds more like a Progressive with his many promises of a utopia that we all realize cannot materialize.
I'm not angry; I'm depressed. We had a real chance of turning this nightmare of the last 8 years around. We finally have a true constitutional conservative running for office--something that we never could have dreamed of just a couple of years ago. He's fighting the headwinds of the GOPe and the media, and now too many erstwhile conservatives have turned their backs on him, shouting H1B!, Nazi endorsement!, Amnesty. Gimme a G-damn break. He's the best shot we've ever had since Reagan, and what should be his base has decided to cut off their noses to spite their faces and "let it burn."
Well, burn it will.
Posted by: Pig-Pen at February 11, 2016 12:03 PM (E6RIJ)
Seriously, wren are we going to stop this crap.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2016 12:04 PM (9ym/8)
The Dow becomes 1700 again, and everyone prospers.
Wouldn't you love to have your wages in NuBucks that are actually worth something, instead of having to carry around stacks of worthless $1,000 bills?
A couple of silver dollars in every paycheck, and I'd be a rich man.
Why not? We've tried everything else, why not try something new. What could go wrong?
NuBucks for the future, for the children.
Posted by: Bjorn Bjigski at February 11, 2016 12:04 PM (Y/l/j)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 12:05 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: DaveA at February 11, 2016 12:05 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2016 12:06 PM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
The #BLM crowd will start smashing our blog and begin robin us of all our words.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 11, 2016 12:06 PM (/ciMI)
I had to fight to keep from laughing aloud while listening to people talk about the department budget.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at February 11, 2016 12:06 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2016 12:06 PM (Ix+HS)
I wish I could figure out how to hook you into the ChiCom real estate investment network that my company is building in Florida.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2016 12:06 PM (WqhK3)
Just sign right here. ______________
Posted by: Christian Grey at February 11, 2016 12:06 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 11, 2016 12:06 PM (bzd8I)
It will if these puns keep laying eggs.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 12:06 PM (geVJ9)
I also sent her the link about Faye Stender, the attorney that defended a lot of the Panthers. She had a falling out with George Jackson. His brother broke in, tied up her family and made her sign a statement about how she was responsible for his death. Then he shot her, paralyzing her. She committed suicide within a year from the pain of her wounds. It's harder to justify stuff like that.
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2016 12:06 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2016 12:07 PM (X6fMO)
It will if these puns keep laying eggs.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 12:06 PM (geVJ9)
Here comes another one...duck!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 12:08 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Jan Brady at February 11, 2016 12:08 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2016 12:06 PM (5HBd1)
Yet.
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2016 12:08 PM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at February 11, 2016 12:08 PM (uhftQ)
Excellent.
"Problem I have is this: Just about every Cruz supporter says they would vote for Trump, but I have yet to see a Trump supporter agree to vote for Cruz if he should be the nominee."
I've noticed that too.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at February 11, 2016 12:09 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 12:09 PM (qUNWi)
Oh, we're just off on a lark.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2016 12:09 PM (9ym/8)
I'd vote for Cruz, but I don't consider him electable.
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2016 12:09 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 12:09 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: Bjorn Bjigski
And I will be pleased to pay my bank 5% to hold my money.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 11, 2016 12:09 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Bjorn Bjigski at February 11, 2016 12:10 PM (Y/l/j)
Thanks (mumble mumble) company!
Posted by: rickb223
Whoever your adviser is, he needs to be fired.
2% max in any one company, 5% if you have options.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2016 12:11 PM (wCF3s)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2016 12:11 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2016 12:11 PM (5HBd1)
For 5% you can put your money in a shoebox in the closet.
Posted by: Bjorn Bjigski at February 11, 2016 12:11 PM (Y/l/j)
If it goes to 7k, all in on lead." Brother Cavill
ha good phrasing. I certainly think 10K is in the cards, since we've built government more than a real economy, on funny money.
7k would mean every dollar invested under Obama would be at a loss, unless they sell, which most won't. But Goldman Sachs and foreign billionaires will be short on the way down. Part of the wonderful redistribution or wealth, while not creating real wealth.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 11, 2016 12:11 PM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2016 12:11 PM (VdICR)
Break a leg!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 11, 2016 12:11 PM (kpqmD)
No, but the Avian Flu is a concern.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2016 12:12 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2016 12:12 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 12:13 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at February 11, 2016 12:13 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 11, 2016 12:13 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2016 12:13 PM (n22zQ)
2% max in any one company, 5% if you have options.
Company match/given.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 12:13 PM (geVJ9)
Well, some of that may be restricted stock (if that's even possible in a 401(k))......but I agree with you, as do about 99% of financial advisers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2016 12:13 PM (Zu3d9)
I also sent her the link about Faye Stender, the attorney that defended a lot of the Panthers. She had a falling out with George Jackson. His brother broke in, tied up her family and made her sign a statement about how she was responsible for his death. Then he shot her, paralyzing her. She committed suicide within a year from the pain of her wounds. It's harder to justify stuff like that.
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2016 12:06 PM (5HBd1)
==============
Stender, other female attys, and female paralegals would have sex with clients in prison. Talk about givng women a bad name!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 11, 2016 12:13 PM (iQIUe)
Speaking of Zika, it's now been shown to induce miscarriages as well as causing the micorcephaly issue.
Just where we released all those GMO mosquitos.
Had the government not previously used the vaccination program to induce miscarriages in women later in life, I'd perhaps be less likely to think this was all deliberate.
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 12:13 PM (0C2f1)
2% max in any one company, 5% if you have options.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2016 12:11 PM (wCF3s)
I remember when Lucent Technologies 401(k)s were all in Lucent stock. Was a great deal until the bottom fell out.
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2016 12:14 PM (Ix+HS)
Okay, Pig Pen. (You were great with the Dead!)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2016 12:09 PM (5HBd1)
~~~~
Lol. Pig Pen was a sock I used yesterday. Actually had something to do with "dust" and Ash Wednesday, I think. And it was the Peanuts character!
Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2016 12:14 PM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at February 11, 2016 12:14 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2016 12:11 PM (VdICR)
good luck!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at February 11, 2016 12:14 PM (u0lmX)
You should have bought gold ten years ago.
Posted by: Bjorn Bjigski at February 11, 2016 12:14 PM (Y/l/j)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2016 12:14 PM (5HBd1)
HOW MUCH WATER WOULD WE SAVE IF PEOPLE JUST BRUSHED THEIR TEETH AND URINATED WHILE SHOWERING?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2016 12:14 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 12:15 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Hmm. There seems to be something wrong with this lightbulb. Forget flying the plane, that bulb is our number one priority.
It occurs to me that there is an analogy here for the Obama administration.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2016 12:15 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: buzzion at February 11, 2016 12:15 PM (z/Ubi)
Excellent.
"Problem I have is this: Just about every Cruz supporter says they
would vote for Trump, but I have yet to see a Trump supporter agree to
vote for Cruz if he should be the nominee."
I've noticed that too.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at February 11, 2016 12:09 PM (u0lmX)
___________Same thing I noticed.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 11, 2016 12:16 PM (MIKMs)
Bernie, we wouldn't 'save' any water. We would still have the same amount that we had before. It's just in a different place.
Posted by: Bjorn Bjigski at February 11, 2016 12:16 PM (Y/l/j)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 12:16 PM (qUNWi)
Black Panthers.
I'm reminded of the kidnapping of 66 year-old Judge Harold Haley from his courtroom. Here's an image:
http://tinyurl.com/zm6h9fu
That's a shotgun taped to his neck. Shortly thereafter they blew his head off.
These are the people that Beyonce celebrates.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2016 12:00 PM (n22zQ)"
Lordy Lord
They shot George Jackson down
Lordy Lord
They laid him in the ground
Posted by: Bob Dylan at February 11, 2016 12:16 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 12:16 PM (geVJ9)
It always amazes me that the left thinks they have the license to lie.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 11, 2016 12:17 PM (iQIUe)
HOW MUCH WATER WOULD WE SAVE IF PEOPLE JUST BRUSHED THEIR TEETH AND URINATED WHILE SHOWERING?
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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If only this was the sort of country where the son of a poor Polish immigrant could grow up to be a wealthy Senator.
Wait...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2016 12:17 PM (n22zQ)
Sewing machine kept its value and I traded it in on a better one, which I still have! So yeah, lead for the win!
Did anyone see the stories about Yellen? Someone said they are using the same software for her that they are using for Marco
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2016 12:17 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 12:17 PM (Bptsy)
vote for Trump, but I have yet to see a Trump supporter agree to vote
for Cruz if he should be the nominee."
I've noticed that too."
I've thought it was just the opposite, except many Cruzers would vote Trump if he is the guy. He may not be their second though.
I always say I support Trump first, Cruz second. Do National Review folks say they would vote Trump? I guess they do, only a few want a third party choice. If the establishment pushed out Cruz and Trump I'd support Trump/Cruz third party maybe, but that is probably not even feasible.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 11, 2016 12:18 PM (5Gpe2)
It says a lot about the conservatism and ideology of Trump voters, is what it says. Too many of them are incredibly hostile toward Cruz, to the point of lunacy. The crap they make up just to attack him is difficult to believe.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 12:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mrp at February 11, 2016 12:19 PM (JBggj)
http://tinyurl.com/zltsrz8
The statistics were collected by the German interior ministry and then published by Left party politician Petra Pau, who issues regular monthly requests for data on crimes believed to have a far-right background, then compiles the information.
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Have no idea what could be causing this
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 11, 2016 12:19 PM (/CXhS)
Now is not the time to buy gold.
You should have bought gold ten years ago.
Posted by: Bjorn Bjigski at February 11, 2016 12:14 PM (Y/l/j)"
I will remember that the next time it is ten years ago.
Posted by: Bob Dylan at February 11, 2016 12:19 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: P-Nut at February 11, 2016 12:20 PM (1YJWa)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2016 12:20 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: DaveA at February 11, 2016 12:21 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at February 11, 2016 12:21 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2016 12:21 PM (geVJ9)
Posted by: mrp at February 11, 2016 12:21 PM (JBggj)
Ace is probably going to have a late start today. Last night he watched
a horror movie of a woman crushing a man who dreamed of kinky sex with
none of the extra relationship crap of going out and elegant dinners.
Posted by: buzzion at February 11, 2016 12:15 PM (z/Ubi)
LMAO! Poor Ace. He was crushed!
Posted by: P-Nut at February 11, 2016 12:21 PM (1YJWa)
would vote for Trump, but I have yet to see a Trump supporter agree to
vote for Cruz if he should be the nominee."
I've noticed that too.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at February 11, 2016 12:09 PM (u0lmX)
___________Same thing I noticed.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 11, 2016 12:16 PM (MIKMs)
*****
Now you have. I currently support Trump because fcuk you GOPe, that's why, but would support Cruz in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 11, 2016 12:22 PM (ez1A6)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2016 12:11 PM (VdICR)
Break a leg!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016
Theirs or his?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 11, 2016 12:22 PM (9krrF)
Who had more of an impact after their deaths, the hostage taker or the judge:
Jonathan P. Jackson, the guy witht he gun on the judges neck:
In popular culture
Music
Nas pays tribute to George and Jonathan Jackson in his song "Testify" from his untitled album.
Hasan Salaam references to George and Jonathan Jackson in the song "Get High Riddum" on the album Tales of the Lost Tribe: Hidden Jewels (i.e. "I fight for my freedom like George and John Jackson").
Dead Prez mentions Jonathan Jackson in the songs "I have a dream too" and "Over" from their mixtape "Revolutionary But Gangsta Grillz "
Chris Iijima of the band, Yellow Pearl, wrote a song "Jonathan Jackson" in the album A Grain of Sand: Music for the Struggle by Asians in America.
Film
The 2007 film Black August about Jackson's elder brother George also dramatizes the Marin County incident.[citation needed]
Judge Harold Haley:
Legacy
At the Marin County Civic Center, Judge Haley Drive is named in his honor.[2] The faculty of the University of San Francisco School of Law also awards the distinguished "Judge Harold J. Haley Award for exceptional distinction in scholarship, character, and activities".[9] Notable alumni of the USF law school who have won the award include author Cupcake Brown,[9] former United States federal judge Martin Jenkins, and former mayor of Daly City, California, Sal Torres.
Posted by: dIb at February 11, 2016 12:25 PM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 11, 2016 12:26 PM (iQIUe)
Somebody check what ace is tweeting before this thread is completely for the birds.
Posted by: DaveA at February 11, 2016 12:27 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 11, 2016 12:22 PM
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If you really want to screw the GOPe, then you should support Cruz. They despise him. They have already announced that they would have no problem working with Trump. According to them, he's "malleable."
Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2016 12:27 PM (E6RIJ)
Wouldn't it be great if the Los Angeles Times would release the unedited tape of the the speech the SCOAMF gave on behalf of Rashid Khalidi?
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 11, 2016 12:28 PM (iIzG7)
Remember: "right wing" in Europe = hard left nationalist.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 12:29 PM (39g3+)
Problem I have is this: Just about every Cruz supporter says they would vote for Trump, but I have yet to see a Trump supporter agree to vote for Cruz if he should be the nominee.
I support Trump, but I would vote for Cruz were he to get the nom.
I will not vote for anyone else.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2016 12:31 PM (X6fMO)
I visited Istanbul, back in the day. The exchange rate was something like 250,000 Turkish Lira to 1 US Dollar. All my bills came with the last three zeroes chopped.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 11, 2016 12:35 PM (bpn7O)
100 Dah fuq is a 'Gunsplainer?'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
In the movies, serious dudes let their gun do their talkin'. Just sayin'.
I can hear Arnold now--"You've been gunsplained".
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 11, 2016 01:22 PM (kfcYC)
Now is not the time to buy gold.
You should have bought gold ten years ago.
Posted by: Bjorn Bjigski at February 11, 2016 12:14 PM (Y/l/j)"
I will remember that the next time it is ten years ago.
Posted by: Bob Dylan
Be patient. It will be eighty-five years ago shortly.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 11, 2016 01:25 PM (kfcYC)
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