Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Visits A College

As above. Check out this video, it is hilarious. I'm amazed that the students stuck around while he was tearing into them.


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1 Trumps gotta trump I guess.

Posted by: HH at February 09, 2016 10:04 AM (DrCtv)

2 Morning all. Should be a fun news day. Sigh.

Posted by: Beth M at February 09, 2016 10:05 AM (kiy9d)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:05 AM (Y42RP)

4
Third!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 10:05 AM (5e6eO)

5 Ooops. Make that Triumph.

Posted by: HH at February 09, 2016 10:06 AM (DrCtv)

6
shit

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 10:06 AM (5e6eO)

7 Pie

Posted by: eman at February 09, 2016 10:06 AM (MQEz6)

8 I'm sure getting willow'd a lot lately. I seem to have acquired her curse/blessing.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 09, 2016 10:06 AM (9krrF)

9 I'm amazed that the kids stuck around while he was tearing into them.

Because they're fk'n retards.

Posted by: Corky at February 09, 2016 10:06 AM (JA5Qu)

10 Even, I cannot.

Posted by: Yoda, Tired of this Election Cycle at February 09, 2016 10:07 AM (RD7QR)

11 Whatever you soul identifies as your gender.

*snort*

They believe in souls?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2016 10:07 AM (NOIQH)

12 I think they all thought it was a Bernie rally.

Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2016 10:07 AM (1hy/q)

13 I'm amazed that the kids stuck around while he was tearing into them.

It's the puppet. They didn't take it so seriously because of the puppet. Never mind that the puppet was probably the least unserious one there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 09, 2016 10:08 AM (9krrF)

14 This needs to happen every day, all day, at every kollidj.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:08 AM (LLsKs)

15 Wooo, she DID NOT LIKE the trigger warning.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2016 10:08 AM (659DL)

16 On the Dem side, who was supposed to win NH?

According to the CNN link I found on Drudge, Bernie's quite a bit ahead of her right now. Is this to be expected?

Posted by: joe at February 09, 2016 10:08 AM (KUaJL)

17 By the life of me, I'm not understanding how what Bubba is saying here constitutes an endorsement:

https://tinyurl.com/hhj9d37

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at February 09, 2016 10:08 AM (4ng05)

18 The Partridge Family bus crosses New Hampshire, Bernie making impossible promises while he racks up primary votes.
"Free pizza!"
"Free beer!"
"Free laxatives!"
He chortles as he drives, exclaiming "I got this in the bag!"

The cloud of sunflower oil smoke the bus spews parts as a black van closes in, loud triumphant music playing.
*dun-de-dun, dun-dun-dun*
A college student asks "What is that?" as the van comes alongside. "I feel a stirring in my evil boy parts."

Bernie slams his foot down on the accelerator. "It's them!"
College student: "Who?"
Bernie: "The Vee-Jay Team! A crack group of mercenary Feminist Soldiers-of-Fortune!"
College student: "So the stirrings are...?"
Bernie: "Fear! Ball-breaking, sweaty terror!"
The student looks in his pants and says "Run away guys! Run...oh yeah. My girlfriend already has them in her room.

Ignoring the student Bernie calls out "Prepare for a tough fight! Reuben, better put on your cup if you want to live to see Wednesday!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 10:09 AM (hLRSq)

19 I love this thread, for me to poop on.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at February 09, 2016 10:09 AM (evdj2)

20 The dudes seemed to have a harder time keeping a straight face.

Posted by: Beth M at February 09, 2016 10:09 AM (kiy9d)

21 Little Glasses Girl down front looks like she gonna cry.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:10 AM (LLsKs)

22 It's like the little puppets psychologists use to get people to talk through a third person object (there is surely a name for the technique). I just learned about it from "What About Bob".

It would seem to personal if the person was insulting them directly. goofballs.

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 09, 2016 10:10 AM (5Gpe2)

23 I've always believe Robert Smigel doesn't get the recognition he deserves. Great comedic writer and quick as wit as I've seen.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 10:10 AM (AEEhl)

24 The dudes seemed to have a harder time keeping a straight face.



The dudes don't believe in this shit. They are there to get laid. Plain and simple.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:11 AM (Y42RP)

25
May I please hump your leg? I identify as a shin guard.

LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 09, 2016 10:11 AM (BK3ZS)

26 Whatever you soul identifies as your gender.
*snort*
Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2016 10:07 AM (NOIQH)


Funny!

Posted by: Lea at February 09, 2016 10:11 AM (lIU4e)

27 "Who's your non-gender specific male authority figure!!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2016 10:11 AM (NOIQH)

28 It's like the little puppets psychologists use to get people to talk through a third person object (there is surely a name for the technique).



Charlie McCarthy gambit.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:12 AM (Y42RP)

29 More brilliant College students from Watter's World last night.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hjtwju3

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2016 10:13 AM (XtAzU)

30 We are doomed.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 09, 2016 10:14 AM (t5zYU)

31 I can't believe those are college students.

COLLEGE STUDENTS

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 10:14 AM (mrHIi)

32 OT. MP4 links to starlets. Linky shows a long tabular list, no pics. Too lazy to figure this out, how does one find referenced pic?

Posted by: edmundburkesshade at February 09, 2016 10:15 AM (cmBvC)

33 I've always believe Robert Smigel doesn't get the recognition he deserves.

Truth. He's one of the top five comedic minds of the past two decades.

The TV Funhouse of the Oscars when what's-her-name from Iceland wore the swan dress and Charton Heston tries to shoot it put me on the floor.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2016 10:16 AM (659DL)

34 Bernie is from VT, so expected to win, I think.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 09, 2016 10:16 AM (t5zYU)

35 JONCELLI (Speaking Through Puppet): So, Ms. Cute College Student, who will you be voting for?

CUTE COLLEGE STUDENT: Bernie! I think it's exciting that he's a socialist!

JONCELLI: So you think it's okay to expropriate productive people and nationalize vital industries no matter what the effect on their efficiency?

CCS: Well, I just think people should...

JONCELLI: So basically you're a brainless bint?

CCS: That's not nice.

JONCELLI: How do you feel about hairy fat guys who talk through puppets? Wet and hot, perhaps?

CCS: TRIGGER WORDS! TRIGGER WORDS!

JONCELLI: Come on, if I shower it's not so bad.

CCS: SAFE PLACE!

Posted by: joncelli, that troll with the hand puppet at February 09, 2016 10:16 AM (RD7QR)

36 I am in webinar hell

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at February 09, 2016 10:16 AM (3IsdE)

37 We are doomed.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 09, 2016 10:14 AM (t5zYU)

Please stick to new topics not already addressed and agreed to!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 10:17 AM (wYnyS)

38 31 I can't believe those are college students.

COLLEGE STUDENTS


As has been said before, wanna know how far we've fallen?
1944 - 18 yr olds charging machine guns on Omaha Beach.
2015 - 18 yr olds require safe spaces because words hurt.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:17 AM (Y42RP)

39 Poisoned minds. Hopefully the pushback against this crap is George Carlinesque.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 09, 2016 10:18 AM (OvUux)

40 I can't believe those are college students.



COLLEGE STUDENTS


College DOES THIS TO THEM.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:18 AM (LLsKs)

41 Let's give thanks for TBK3000.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 09, 2016 10:19 AM (t5zYU)

42 COLLEGE STUDENTS

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 10:14 AM (mrHIi)


That means they are between 18 to 23 years of age. They aren't wise, they have surface level knowledge of almost everything important, like life itself. Most of them are pretty gullible until they run into life and consequences a bit more.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 10:19 AM (hLRSq)

43 As has been said before, wanna know how far we've fallen?

1944 - 18 yr olds charging machine guns on Omaha Beach.

2015 - 18 yr olds require safe spaces because words hurt.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:17 AM (Y42RP)

Great and timely comparison, and it depresses me more each time you post it!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 10:19 AM (wYnyS)

44 These kids need to lighten up. It's almost as if they live in socially-imposed straightjackets. Why can't they all just relax a little?

Posted by: Ward Cleaver at February 09, 2016 10:19 AM (u5gzz)

45 Smigel's "Ambiguously Gay Duo!" --- would SNL run that today?
Survey says: micro-aggressive!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2016 10:20 AM (NOIQH)

46 I didn't even make it to two minutes without crying hysterically.

Kind of like my wedding night.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 09, 2016 10:20 AM (eytER)

47 Great and timely comparison, and it depresses me more each time you post it!



I know. Sorry.
But the disparity is just so stark, it is mind boggling.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:20 AM (Y42RP)

48 "how far we've fallen?"

this is the result of an attack on the American Consensus (free market, Christian, America-loving)

now there is no consensus, there is just ENFORCED NORMS by whoever holds the biggest legal weapon, i.e. might makes right

it is no surprise at all to see the collapse

how many legal divisions does Reason have?

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 10:21 AM (mrHIi)

49 OT. MP4 links to starlets. Linky shows a long tabular list, no pics. Too lazy to figure this out, how does one find referenced pic?Posted by: edmundburkesshade at February 09, 2016 10:15 AM (cmBvC)Sorry about that; it looked fine on my end.Here's the pic (somewhat NSFW):https://goo.gl/E3F5Mn

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 09, 2016 10:22 AM (X6fMO)

50 We've got a 5 y/o and I'm always amazed at how college is still the assumed goal for all kids. Parents of kids this age really have no idea what college is like now - and these are people who went to college maybe fifteen years ago. They still believe it's what it used to be.

Posted by: Beth M at February 09, 2016 10:24 AM (kiy9d)

51
Before:
I like puppets! Puppets are our friends and would never hurt us!

After:
That puppet made me feel icky! I hate puppets!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 09, 2016 10:24 AM (BK3ZS)

52 Your comparison of youths through the ages is too abrupt.

Here, let me help;

1944 - 18 yr olds charging machine guns on Omaha Beach. 1

1967- 18 yr old charge the police lines in an effort to end the draft

2015 - 18 yr olds require safe spaces because words hurt.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at February 09, 2016 10:24 AM (L7nbe)

53
I'm amazed that the kids stuck around while he was tearing into them.

It's the puppet. They didn't take it so seriously because of the puppet. Never mind that the puppet was probably the least unserious one there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 09, 2016 10:08 AM (9krrF)







Along with a healthy dose of "Whoohooo! I'm gonna be on TV! I'm SOOOOOO cool!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2016 10:24 AM (5e6eO)

54 Let's go over all the collected data from the last year! YAY!

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at February 09, 2016 10:24 AM (3IsdE)

55 But the disparity is just so stark, it is mind boggling.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:20 AM (Y42RP)

Worse, those 18 year old young men in 1944 believed in America;the 18 year old "men" in 2016 believe in Social Justice Warfare!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 10:25 AM (wYnyS)

56 Please stick to new topics not already addressed and agreed to!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 10:17 AM (wYnyS)


These are the people that believe that socialism will work, it just hasn't been tried hard enough yet.

I am coming to the conclusion that there are two major philosophies in the world. One that advances property rights and the one that denies them. Socialism/Fascism/Communism/Anarchism all come from the idea that property is misallocated and must be controlled by the state and shared out equally - the only argument is who and how it is done.
What opposes this is the idea that everything belongs to someone and it gets better if you leave them to it.

The various anti-property rights -isms get better press because everyone that subscribes expects to get more than what they put in without having to work for it.

Society as a ponzi scheme. Where no-one is allowed to sit out.

This is why my coffee sits acid on my stomach.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2016 10:25 AM (q2o38)

57 Luke, I was your father. Now I am your mommy.

Posted by: Darth Jenner at February 09, 2016 10:26 AM (ML24Y)

58 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 09, 2016 10:22 AM (X6fMO)

They both worked for me but the second image seemed to have much better resolution.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 10:26 AM (wYnyS)

59 sadly...a generation is lost......the horrified looks on those students faces.....they have been indoctrinated....and the two, that haven't....will be ostracized

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 09, 2016 10:28 AM (0O7c5)

60 But the disparity is just so stark, it is mind boggling.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:20 AM (Y42RP)


That's because Omaha Beach would be considered a rarity in any generation. It wasn't run-of-the-mill, it is an outlier to end all outliers. You really cannot use a frontal assault on anything anywhere to compare it to a normal day at a university

I wonder how people who fought at Gettysburg looked at the college students of the 1880's?

"Look at these kids! How weak and whiny they are!"
*shakes head*
"There once were men and are now only children. Doom. Doom. and more doom."


Sheesh, people.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 10:28 AM (hLRSq)

61 That was good.
Always liked Triumph.

Click through on some of the other vids - the one at the SC dem debate was pretty funny.

Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 10:28 AM (OUpHg)

62 I suspect the kids thought they'd demonstrate their lefty bona fides by their perfectly PC reactions to Triumph. Instead, they've demonstrated very clearly that they're absolutely full of shit. The saddest part of all this? They don't care. Not one of them will change any of their fascist beliefs in the slightest.

They're so fucking smug in their ignorance.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2016 10:28 AM (u5gzz)

63 Judaeo-Christian, I should say

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 10:29 AM (mrHIi)

64 Drudge headline: NH Hates Hillary.

No, Drudge haaaaates Hillary, and he just can't resist poking the Clintons daily. Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2016 10:29 AM (NOIQH)

65 The kids stuck around because IT'S TV and they will eat faeces if it will get them ON TV.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 09, 2016 10:29 AM (B8JRQ)

66 College kids have always been gullible and believed stupid shit. They're all theory with no experience.

But the Identity Group Fascism is relatively new, and its pushed in large part by our own government (DoJ, DoEd, TItle IX, etc).

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:29 AM (LLsKs)

67 ...higher functioning than I am...!...lol, NOT!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at February 09, 2016 10:30 AM (INxoa)

68 Hey do you know chlamydia is STILL the most common occurring STD amongst people under 34yo? ZOMG

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at February 09, 2016 10:30 AM (3IsdE)

69 Morning, Glories! Looks like I missed the serious thread already this morning.

And this art thread is unusual.

Posted by: mindful webworker - clocking in at February 09, 2016 10:30 AM (wmyHK)

70 I suspect the kids thought they'd demonstrate their lefty bona fides by their perfectly PC reactions to Triumph. Instead, they've demonstrated very clearly that they're absolutely full of shit. The saddest part of all this? They don't care. Not one of them will change any of their fascist beliefs in the slightest.

They're so fucking smug in their ignorance.



Solution? Step back and let reality have it's way with them.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:31 AM (Y42RP)

71 52 Your comparison of youths through the ages is too abrupt.

Here, let me help;

1944 - 18 yr olds charging machine guns on Omaha Beach. 1

1967- 18 yr old charge the police lines in an effort to end the draft

2015 - 18 yr olds require safe spaces because words hurt.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at February 09, 2016 10:24 AM (L7nbe)

That is just pathetic. Also, every single kid on that video had never been spanked or told no in their lives, (I wager) so they think the deserve A's and special treatment because they are special snowflakes.

Posted by: Moki at February 09, 2016 10:31 AM (7q2ch)

72 The pussification of America is complete. The completely useless leading the completely clueless down the path to extinction.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 09, 2016 10:31 AM (xWW96)

73 "The saddest part of all this? They don't care. Not one of them will change any of their fascist beliefs in the slightest."

oh I don't know

the very existence of people or dogs who say UNALLOWABLE THINGS !!!!!! has the good effect of demonstrating that, in fact, people are FREE

and they can be free, too

they're Socialist Victorians in the making, like Beatrice Webb and that arid elitist crone, Virginia Woolf

the guys are just going along to get along

chin up, folks, the new generations are not set in stone

yet

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 10:31 AM (mrHIi)

74 One of the many characteristics of left/liberal/progressive people is an ignorance that is proudly made impenetrable and unmovable. So, no, none of these kids will change an opinion ever. Even if they are mugged or beaten, they will blame America only, never the mugger.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 09, 2016 10:31 AM (B8JRQ)

75
This is a comedy skit. While improvisation is involved, the kids are in on it and are told to act/react in a certain manner. It's suppose to be funny - not an expose.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 09, 2016 10:31 AM (iQIUe)

76 Solution? Step back and let reality have it's way with them.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:31 AM (Y42RP)

I guess throat-punching is off the table, then.

Posted by: Moki at February 09, 2016 10:31 AM (7q2ch)

77 And this art thread is unusual.

Posted by: mindful webworker - clocking in at February 09, 2016 10:30 AM (wmyHK)

I liked the way the shadows cast by the sun, as it sets on the West forever, hid the snipers!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 10:31 AM (wYnyS)

78 Still laughing. Youngest told me that I was right (!) and that the SJWs on her campus were looney toons. First event for sorority pledges was 'Vagina Monologues' production. Using a Rottie for his puppet makes me miss the big grins of my old Rottie. My border/fox terrier dog now just does not have a sense of humor.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 09, 2016 10:32 AM (MIKMs)

79 Huh, an outbreak of yet another disease not normally seen in the US:

The mayor of Hawaii's Big Island declared a state of emergency on Monday
to deal with a growing outbreak of dengue fever, spread by infected
mosquitoes, with 250 cases confirmed over the past four months....

There have been 250 confirmed cases of dengue fever on the island since
Oct. 29, making it the largest outbreak in the state since the 1940s,
according to the mayor's declaration and Hawaii health officials.


Oh wait, here we go:

Dengue is not endemic to Hawaii but has occasionally spread after being imported by infected travelers.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2016 10:32 AM (NOIQH)

80 I guess throat-punching is off the table, then.



No. You can do that too. I just meant, don't save them from themselves. At that age, the only way a lesson is learned is through pain.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:33 AM (Y42RP)

81 That video was most excellent.

I imagine the safe spaces at the school were packed to overflowing that day. The psychoanalyst bills are still rolling in.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 09, 2016 10:33 AM (gyKtp)

82
Oh wait, here we go:

Dengue is not endemic to Hawaii but has occasionally spread after being imported by infected travelers.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2016 10:32 AM (NOIQH)

Please tell me that illegal border crossers were not flown to Hawaii on the taxpayer's dime to life free and spread disease. Please.

Posted by: Moki at February 09, 2016 10:34 AM (7q2ch)

83 They're so fucking smug in their ignorance.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2016 10:28 AM (u5gzz)


In other words they are between the ages of 18-23. The age where they know everything and spend the next decade demonstrating the depths of their ignorance and gullibility.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 10:34 AM (hLRSq)

84 enough of the "woe is me," America

the humping of that girl's leg, if it made her laugh inside, would be one of the most liberating moments of the whole video

it's exciting to Break the Statist Code, to be Above the Statist Code

the Statist Code is not all-powerful because it contradicts the genuine feeling for freedom

listen to Reagan's speech during Goldwater's candidacy on YouTube -- he didn't believe everyone wanted to be part of the Statist Borg

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 10:34 AM (mrHIi)

85 Dengue is not endemic to Hawaii but has occasionally spread after being imported by infected travelers.




Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2016 10:32 AM (NOIQH)

Exotic deadly third world diseases just want to be free!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 10:34 AM (wYnyS)

86
I wonder how people who fought at Gettysburg looked at the college students of the 1880's?



"Look at these kids! How weak and whiny they are!"

*shakes head*

"There once were men and are now only children. Doom. Doom. and more doom."




Sheesh, people.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by
the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 10:28 AM (hLRSq)


They said "thank God they do not have to sacrifice as we had to," and remember, most of the students of 1880 had at graduation of middle school greater education than I had when I got my BA

These are whiny self obsessed fools that have had an entire 12-16 year schooling system turning them into incurious useless tools dependent on the state for everything.
Mission accomplished as far as it goes.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2016 10:34 AM (q2o38)

87 The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of estrogen.

Posted by: Darth Jenner at February 09, 2016 10:34 AM (ML24Y)

88 Wooo, she DID NOT LIKE the trigger warning.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


Have to say, I think I peed a little there.

Posted by: traye at February 09, 2016 10:35 AM (HjQWO)

89 MP4: ...somewhat NSFW...

Yeah, had to enlarge the pic and then squint to see nip.

About as NSFW as the old scrambled cable channels without unscrambler.

Cute, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker - tastefully at February 09, 2016 10:35 AM (wmyHK)

90 I imagine the safe spaces at the school were packed to overflowing that day.

The psychoanalyst bills are still rolling in.



I couldn't do that job with a straight face.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:35 AM (Y42RP)

91 >>Please tell me that illegal border crossers were not flown to Hawaii on
the taxpayer's dime to life free and spread disease. Please.


Yes, unaccompanied minors, accepted since summer 2014, have been flown by DHS into *all* 50 states. I assume we're now flying in their parents.....

Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2016 10:36 AM (NOIQH)

92 the humping of that girl's leg, if it made her laugh inside, would be one of the most liberating moments of the whole video

Sounds like a line I used in a bar once.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 09, 2016 10:37 AM (eytER)

93 now more than ever, we need comedians to break the PC taboos

Beyonce's "formation" was play-fascist -- just wait till they feel they can be part of the real thing

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 10:37 AM (mrHIi)

94 I couldn't do that job with a straight face.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:35 AM (Y42RP)

The "I identify as a shin guard!" line really cracked me up.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 10:37 AM (wYnyS)

95 "There once were men and are now only children. Doom. Doom. and more doom."


Sheesh, people.Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Watch Dancing With The Candidates - sponsored by the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 10:28 AM (hLRSq)
Or, in the words of those great philosophers, Wilco, Every generation thinks it's the worst / Thinks it's the end of the world

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 09, 2016 10:37 AM (X6fMO)

96 Ummm Moki...

Got some bad news for ya...

http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/aloha-illegals.html

Posted by: SMFH at February 09, 2016 10:37 AM (rlfds)

97 "The psychoanalyst bills are still rolling in. "

this is why Paglia is usually right

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 10:38 AM (mrHIi)

98 "They're so fucking smug in their ignorance."

And they have the standard statist fallback to explain failure when reality crumbles their plans: Enemies of the People ! Kulaks ! Republicans ! Vast Right Wing Conspiracy !
all designed to prevent thought.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2016 10:38 AM (Z8DIA)

99 I like the name tag for the one guy 'swipe left' . For you out of touch married guys, that's what they do to rejects on Tinder.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 10:39 AM (AEEhl)

100 91. Well dammit.

My family works hard, pays our bills, saves what we can, and we can't afford a vacay to Hawaii. But the
@#$@#$ government pays for @#$@#$ illegals to go live there on my dime. Or rather, my quarter, or my fifty cent piece, since that what my fed/state/local taxes equal nowadays.

I literally can't even.

Posted by: Moki at February 09, 2016 10:39 AM (7q2ch)

101 Yes, unaccompanied minors, accepted since summer
2014, have been flown by DHS into *all* 50 states. I assume we're now
flying in their parents.....


Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2016 10:36 AM (NOIQH)


Can you imagine the horror we'd be facing if the Boehner/Ryan/McConnell cabal hadn't fully funded everything Obama wanted and wants to do to destroy this country?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 10:39 AM (wYnyS)

102 I can't watch this now, but one of the most hilarious Triumph interviews was with a group of Michael Jackson worshipers. Triumph made pedophile jokes and they went 12 feet over the heads of the idiots he was talking to

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 09, 2016 10:40 AM (u0lmX)

103 I couldn't do that job with a straight face.
Posted by: rickb223

The "I identify as a shin guard!" line really cracked me up.
Posted by: Hrothgar


Imagine:
Quiet office. Safe space. Slightly darkened room.
Then that.

Bwahahahahahaha!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:40 AM (Y42RP)

104 I watched the whole video - I don't think they were smug as much as frightened. Terrified of wrongthink or wrongspeech. Afraid of giving any offense .....while speaking objective facts such as 'he's a black man'. Truly eye opening to what a gulag some colleges have become.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 09, 2016 10:41 AM (dQJCS)

105 I know every generation thinks the next generation is the worst but in regard to the 60's, they were dead on accurate.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 10:41 AM (AEEhl)

106 "Fat Gay Black Guy"

So many badmindthoughts.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:42 AM (LLsKs)

107 Some of those faces looked a little sullen and unhappy.

Posted by: Brian Min336 at February 09, 2016 10:42 AM (uvzBK)

108 I don't think a single one of them got the point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2016 10:42 AM (sl+zA)

109 90 >> I couldn't do that job with a straight face.

Sure you could rickb, if your paycheck depended on it (and you are totally unqualified to do anything else at all).

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 09, 2016 10:42 AM (gyKtp)

110 Triumph the Insult Dog was way, way over the line repeatedly trying to hump that girls leg.

Everyone knows you have to buy her dinner first, or at lest lots of cocktails. Especially if she is underage; those girls like alcohol.

Posted by: Typical College Administrator at February 09, 2016 10:42 AM (TxJGV)

111 I'd like to be flown to Hawaii....

http://watchdog.org/162474/unaccompanied-alien-children-hawaii/

Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2016 10:43 AM (NOIQH)

112 "Oh my current conception of a deity" that was awesome.

I though long haired xer on left was going to pass out.

Posted by: traye at February 09, 2016 10:43 AM (HjQWO)

113 PUPPET RAPE IS NO JOKE.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:44 AM (LLsKs)

114 The big thing that happened in Higher Education after the Civil War was the abandonment of traditional "classical" education for a program called "Great Books." Up until then, to be educated meant that you studied Hebrew, Greek and Latin, and read extensively from historical texts in the original language. With Great Books, it was all in English. Ironically, Great Books is now looked backed to as a sort of golden age of humanities education. There are no "great" books now.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 09, 2016 10:44 AM (xq1UY)

115 I guarantee that they all had to sign paperwork that they wouldn't walk out no matter what. Because otherwise all of those girls would have. And the boys hoping to score with them would have too.

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2016 10:45 AM (zt+N6)

116 About as NSFW as the old scrambled cable channels without unscrambler.

Cute, though.Posted by: mindful webworker - tastefully at February 09, 2016 10:35 AM (wmyHK)
So the gauntlethas been thrown, sirrah? Very well, then - you'll get full frontal and like it.Tania Mirova of the Follies Bergere (obviously NSFW):http://goo.gl/XVIogi

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 09, 2016 10:46 AM (X6fMO)

117 At SMFH's link:

Since news of their arrival was broadcast, Hanusz said she's been overwhelmed with people wanting to help from churches to residents offering to adopt children.

"That's really been gratifying," she told me. "These are kids that have needs that all kids have. The response has really shown there is a lot of aloha and concern for these kids."


Are these "kids" like the ones marching across Europe? Why are they here instead of home? Etc. the usual questions. Plus, "aloha" - guess it means more than hello and g'bye?

Posted by: mindful webworker - aloha hola hula hulu at February 09, 2016 10:46 AM (wmyHK)

118 OMG
That was laugh out lid funny! Hilarious!

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:46 AM (zOTsN)

119 The only thing that would have made that better is if Lavender Fat Albert slapped the snobbish sneer off of Fat Where's Waldo's face.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 09, 2016 10:46 AM (mN+tK)

120
this is why Paglia is usually right
Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 10:38 AM (mrHIi)

She has some sharp insights but because she still identifies emotionally with the left and glorifies the saintly 60's radicals, she is incapable of seeing that the 60's nonsense led directly to today's repressive campuses and pajama boy generation.

Paglia insists that all the "real" radicals steered clear of academia. Right, Camille. Billy Ayers isn't a real radical in your eyes?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 09, 2016 10:47 AM (u0lmX)

121 21
Little Glasses Girl down front looks like she gonna cry.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:10 AM (LLsKs)
We need more shin guard!

Posted by: Triumph the horny dog at February 09, 2016 10:47 AM (jxbfJ)

122 LOL.
"Someone tell me wtf is a trigger warning"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:47 AM (Y42RP)

123 29 More brilliant College students from Watter's World last night.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hjtwju3

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 09, 2016 10:13 AM (XtAzU)


College campuses are such gold mines of stupid, you'd think by now that the GOP would've figured how to use these sorts of videos to make Democrats look bad.

Of course, that would take brains, creativity, and balls, all of which are notably lacking in the GOP(e).

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 09, 2016 10:47 AM (maOV6)

124 Chirrun are our future.

They say.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 09, 2016 10:48 AM (OvUux)

125 The girl in the middle was horrified.


How are they going to function in the real world?

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:48 AM (zOTsN)

126 Early indications are the Democrat crossover choice is Kasich -- apparently RubioBot is out of favor. Sanders 2 to 1 over Hillary.

Cruz, Kasich, and Trump in 3 way tie.

Posted by: zika bearing mosquito at February 09, 2016 10:48 AM (fbovC)

127 These children would have this level of 'free' speech in this country:

https://tinyurl.com/jqvneco

This is how a government takes a step too far.

Pegida is often described as 'far right', 'anti-immigrant', 'extremist', 'racist', etc. These are themselves extreme characterizations of the movement, in my ignorant opinion as the movement openly professes to shun extremist, facisist and racist labels and participants.

In my opinion, if the SJW movement has their way and the European form of 'free' speech is adopted here, everyone on this blog will be labeled just as the General here was.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at February 09, 2016 10:49 AM (4ng05)

128 Rubio Fans Gone Wild in sidebar.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:49 AM (LLsKs)

129 Humping a leg just isn't as much fun as it used to be due to the stopping to renew permission every ten minutes.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 09, 2016 10:49 AM (lHb9q)

130 Kasich should switch parties

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:49 AM (zOTsN)

131 I'm laughing like an idiot over here. I'm actually crying. That is some hilarious shit. Those students are such humorless twats. What an utterly miserable way to go through life.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 09, 2016 10:49 AM (kpqmD)

132 "Senior Year: Lesbian for Good"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2016 10:50 AM (Y42RP)

133 So the gauntlet has been thrown, sirrah? Very well, then - you'll get full frontal and like it.

--

After one has seen all the bits, kdabear's limp efforts are unremarkable.

Posted by: Brian Min336 at February 09, 2016 10:50 AM (uvzBK)

134 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 09, 2016 10:46 AM (X6fMO)



You just have to love history!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 10:50 AM (wYnyS)

135 111-now I'm just sick.

The lowest cost for a round trip flight from Washington Dulles to the Big Island is around 800 bucks-using travelocity for full disclosure. The government gets "government fares" which are usually a couple hundred dollars more expensive, to factor in cancellation. So the minimum these kids flew for was a thousand bucks each.

I don't have $4000 lying around for airfare to Hawaii, much less the room and board there, which is outrageous.

Mercy.

Posted by: Moki at February 09, 2016 10:51 AM (7q2ch)

136 Everyone knows you have to buy her dinner first, or at lest lots of cocktails.

-
Or tell them you're voting for Bernie.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 10:51 AM (/qW5H)

137 MP4: ...So the gauntlethas been thrown, sirrah?...

Hey, I was jus' saying, not criticizing... but... (looks at link), never mind, that's okay. Not at work.

(But, would Ace approve of this link?)

Posted by: mindful webworker - le woo! at February 09, 2016 10:52 AM (wmyHK)

138 Funniest thing since Geoffrey Elfwick stopped trolling.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 10:52 AM (LLsKs)

139 How about Spirit Air?


Do they fly to Alaska?

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:53 AM (zOTsN)

140 Bob Elliott, of Bob and Ray, died last week, and he always makes me think of Edwin Newman. Newman was the first "real" journalist to do live man-in-the-street political interviews, like Bob and Ray did as a joke. He had to wear a damn heavy backpack all over the convention floors to do it.

In 1976, My dad and I watched in horror as he did live exit interviews at voting polls in IIRC Minnesota. He got a lot of these collegian types, who said they'd just voted for Carter because "we need a change." What sort of change do you mean, Newman would ask. "I dunno, just a change." Any particular policies of Mr Carter you endorse? "No, I don't know any. Just a change." Newman, and dad and I, were dumbfounded. Not a thought in their pretty little heads.

I'm sure Edwin Newman was some kind of leftie, but he was among the last of the WWII generation of reporters, and wrote extensively on correct language. He had genuine gravitas, even when he made the joke, which was often. To see this wise and wizened veteran of what had been serious politics stand there, mouth agape at the abject stupidity of people, well, about my age, was a revelation to me, and has sadly borne out through the decades.

The "youth vote" has not changed one whit in all this time.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 09, 2016 10:53 AM (xq1UY)

141 ThunderB: That was laugh out lid funny!...

Is this stoner humor?

Posted by: mindful webworker - lid, flipped at February 09, 2016 10:53 AM (wmyHK)

142 I went to college in the 80's at a southern university. I never got a political vibe from any of my professors, though looking back I'm sure a few were liberal. Most of my friends and classmates definitely gave out a conservative vibe if not political. Of course we had a Rodeo team, ROTC and large hunting and fishing club on campus so I may have been in a vacuum myself.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 09, 2016 10:55 AM (AEEhl)

143 Posted by: Moki at February 09, 2016 10:51 AM (7q2ch)

I bet you paid jizya/taxes last year, so you are unworthy of the blessings of a redistributionist self-destructive system of government!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 10:55 AM (wYnyS)

144 nood pro cruz

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2016 10:56 AM (wYnyS)

145 I bet you paid jizya

Obama pays that for us so we don't have to.

Posted by: Brian Min336 at February 09, 2016 10:56 AM (uvzBK)

146 129 Humping a leg just isn't as much fun as it used to be due to the stopping to renew permission every ten minutes.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 09, 2016 10:49 AM (lHb9q)

Under ten minutes. Otherwise it's rape.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 09, 2016 10:57 AM (kpqmD)

147 Triumph on Hillary: I think this email thing is ultimately going to be her Achilles' Cankle.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2016 10:57 AM (VdICR)

148 1944 - 18 yr olds charging machine guns on Omaha Beach.

1967- 18 yr olds charge the police lines in an effort to end the draft

2015- 18 yr olds charge a vente triple caramel almond mochafrochlochachino and a trip to Hawaii on Daddy's credit card.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 09, 2016 10:58 AM (lHb9q)

149 I mean Hawaii

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 10:58 AM (zOTsN)

150 none of them had the courage to address their displeasure while triumph and the crew laughed and mocked them.....but oh boy........wait until they are in their safe zones.........

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 09, 2016 10:58 AM (0O7c5)

151 How is it possible that such a video be made?

Either this is cause for hope, or else that students are so passive and sedated that they will put up with anything. Perhaps they didn't comprehend what was happening, or secretly were delighted that someone had the guts to take on SJWs.

Posted by: angela urkel at February 09, 2016 10:58 AM (ML24Y)

152 I think I'm going to make this comment on the Facebook (there's a few on there who support the socialist):

You know how stupid you have to be to be a socialist?

This stupid: On one hand, you think this quasi-capitalist system (regardless of the degree) is so aligned against you and is just chock full of shadowy and nefarious forces conspiring to deny you what you think you are worth. On the other hand, you think a new system--socialism--will dissipate those forces as easily as the morning fog and the greater empowered government will then reward you all of what you're worth; all for the mere cost of your vote.

What makes you think the forces aggressive enough to manipulate the current system (as per your conspiracy theory) won't be able to manipulate your socialist system? Promises of politicians? The self-same cheats who've been promising they'll fight for you for the last 100+ years?

And what of you? You have failed to prove to the world what you think you are worth in the current system (or you wouldn't support socialism). How the hell could you possibly believe you'll be any more valuable in ANY other system? Oh, right--the politicians promised you.

And that's what makes you stupid as hell for supporting socialism. You sit there wallowing in the myth that "if only the government would give to me, then I'll be great."

The guy spending his life savings on Powerball tickets has a better grasp on reality.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 09, 2016 10:59 AM (fQ/0p)

153 Hrothgar: nood pro cruz

Oh, good. This thread was moving pretty fast for me. Now I can take time to actually watch the video, check for Vic news in the previous thread, refill my coffee cup, pet the dog...

Posted by: mindful webworker - slowly but surly at February 09, 2016 11:00 AM (wmyHK)

154 what's pathetic is the gop kicked him out of an event in nh on jan 23

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 09, 2016 11:00 AM (0O7c5)

155 he "youth vote" has not changed one whit in all this time.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 09, 2016 10:53 AM (xq1UY)

The Youth Vote should be repealed. Only Active Military should be permitted to vote if you are under 21. Or, since our gov. thinks 26 is the age of adulthood, 26.

No one who is turning 18, and very possibly is still a senior in high school, should be voting and helping to determine important issues, whether in their community or nationally.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 09, 2016 11:01 AM (K0Iz7)

156 http://tinyurl.com/jx8abpc triumph kicked out of nh gop event

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 09, 2016 11:02 AM (0O7c5)

157 Each of them are TERRIFIED of peer criticism. Pathetic. They guy who was smiling as he said "flamboyant" was then shamed.

It was a joke, Dembots, you immature waifs of political correctness. I guess they all self-identify as Grumpy Kitty? Genderless like a Ken doll?

I wanted him to mess with a few of the fat boys but he didn't. The plaid frat boy in front showed the ultimate whiner. His "job" is probably trolling conservative blogs from his Mama's basement while wearing her panties.

Their seriousness has to be opioid constipation, no? Here, let me hump your leg.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 09, 2016 11:04 AM (7lqMl)

158 "she still identifies emotionally"

I'd go further and say she identifies ideologically as well

what she's ideologically right about is the power of irrational eros and the relationship between sex and power

PC teaches young people to distrust themselves, to regard everything as a danger. Paglia says damn right it's a danger because it exposes the lies that say it is not

years ago, the lie was Christian Politeness -- now the lie is Political Correctness

give me the former: it was better-looking, had better art, and would've been sustainable had it not been attacked so assiduously for what, fifty plus years now?

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 11:06 AM (mrHIi)

159 yes to restriction of the franchise

but that ship has sailed

Posted by: Feh at February 09, 2016 11:06 AM (mrHIi)

160 Shd give him Meatball's hotel address. I'm sure Brandon would agree to have his leg humped.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 09, 2016 11:08 AM (iQIUe)

161 114 The big thing that happened in Higher Education after the Civil War was the abandonment of traditional "classical" education for a program called "Great Books." Up until then, to be educated meant that you studied Hebrew, Greek and Latin, and read extensively from historical texts in the original language.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 09, 2016 10:44 AM (xq1UY)

The problem with the Greek and Roman curriculum is that it was modeled after what was offered at Oxford and Cambridge, and the purpose of those colleges was to educate young aristocrats, not to prepare them for practical careers. Indeed, they looked down on businessmen and scientists - which is one reason Britain was eclipsed economically by the US and Germany in the late 19th century after getting a jump on everybody else by being the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution.

Not that the Great Books were any more practical, really, although they certainly provided students with an in depth understanding of the greatness that was Western Civ. But college was still for the privileged classes up until the end of WWII and the passing of the GI bill.

I've read testimonials by profs at the time praising the maturity and seriousness of the vets who went to school on the GI bill. But once the university became more democratic, the dumbing down process became inevitable I guess.


I supp

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 09, 2016 11:10 AM (u0lmX)

162 Again, folks, it was a skit and the students are told to act a certain way. smh

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 09, 2016 11:11 AM (iQIUe)

163 Heh. Nice collection of RBF's they got there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 11:17 AM (n22zQ)

164 This was fantastic. Great start to this Tuesday.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 09, 2016 11:30 AM (a+WIL)

165 This was the first Funny or Die video I've seen that was actually funny.

Posted by: biancaneve at February 09, 2016 11:37 AM (e98eb)

166 But college was still for the privileged classes up until the end of WWII and the passing of the GI bill.

No, no, a thousand times no. Certain colleges, certainly -- and certain colleges still are.

The "GI Bill" was used as cover for the biggest federal education caper ever undertaken. Do not be fooled. GI's certainly were entitled to something. What they got was indoctrination. I'd say "indoctrination pure and simple" but it was neither.

Make no mistake. The leftist takeover of all higher education was enabled by policies and curricula that flew under the cover of the GI Bill. Greatest generation and all that: thousands got good educations, thousands did well by it. But there was a solid undercurrent of subterfuge, and we ignored it, pretty much, to our peril. And now here we are.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 09, 2016 11:40 AM (xq1UY)

167 These kids are not smug. Completely wrong analysis. They're scared. Even if in on the joke, they are extremely wary. The police sketch bit was pure genius. It explodes the PC culture into atoms.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 09, 2016 12:02 PM (Uq9ly)

168 "These kids are not smug. Completely wrong analysis. They're scared. Even if in on the joke, they are extremely wary." Yes, I agree. They seem like nice kids, not snooty loud-mouthed PC bullies.

There are some laugh-out-loud moments, but it was mostly uncomfortable to watch. If Triumph tried to hump my daughter's leg, I would want her to grab him and break his neck/wrist. If I had a daughter.

Posted by: gp at February 09, 2016 12:18 PM (+Jpqc)

169 "The police sketch bit was pure genius." Meh. I don't know how they got the chicken leg and a dildo in there. It certainly wasn't indicated by anything the kids said. And the sketch turned out fairly accurate, at least as far as the head, face and shoulders part of it went.

Posted by: gp at February 09, 2016 12:22 PM (+Jpqc)

170 Watching them try to navigate their self-contained minefield to describe the "criminal" was funny. The peer pressure was both painful and instructive to watch. And the sketch artist really rubbed it in.

Hilarious.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 09, 2016 12:43 PM (1CroS)

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