Overnight Open Thread Pre-Super Bowl Edition (6 Feb 2016)

I hope you don't mind the lack of current events or politics in tonight's ONT. Tomorrow is the big game, Super Bowl 50. This is the last NFL football game until August 7, 2016 exactly 6 months from tomorrow. I hate Cold Turkey football withdrawals.

Ladies & gentlemen will you please rise and remove your caps. As usual pants are optional.


Snack Ideas For Your Super Bowl Party

Not sure if our resident Chef CBD will have any ideas for you before the big game. So here's a few ideas.

A Little NFL History Lesson

The National Football League assumed its name in 1922. Previously it had been formed in 1920 as the American Professional Football Association. Only 2 originally named teams remain, the Bears and the Cardinals.

The Green Bay Packers were formed in 1921 and joined the league in 1922. This is the longest residing franchise in one location. The team is publicly owned by stock holders. No Jerry Jones, No Daniel Snyder, no Al Davis just a board of directors and the typical NFL front office.

The very first championship game was played in 1933.

Drafting of college players started in 1936.

The NFL's TV debut occurred on October 22, 1939 between the Brooklyn Dodgers and the Philadelphia Eagles. Estimated viewership, 500. Early NFL teams often adopted the name of their hometown baseball teams.

1958 saw the NFL championship played between the Baltimore Colts and the New York Giants. It was the first nationally televised football game.

1960 saw the formation of the American Football League. Many of the these AFL owners had failed in obtaining NFL franchises. Over the next 6 years the NFL and AFL would vie for players with separate drafts. In 1966 the AFL and NFL merged. The very first Superbowl was between my beloved Green Bay Packers and the Kansas City Chiefs. Of course Green Bay prevailed.

Several NFL players over the years have played in the MLB. Recent players include Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders.

Bud Grant, Minnesota Vikings head coach was 0- 4 in Super Bowl appearances. He however did coach 4 Grey Cup Championships in the CFL. Did you know that Grant is the only person to both play in the NFL and NBA? He was a member of the Philadelphia Eagles and Minneapolis Lakers. He also played in the CFL. He is still alive at age 88 and has an office at the MN Vikings HQ.

Over the years wars and armed conflicts have taken place. Only 2 NFL players have died while serving their country. These 2 heroes are Bob Kalsu of the Buffalo Bills in Viet Nam and Arizona Cardinal Pat Tillman in Afghanistan.

Amazing what this little outfit of football players has become in 96 years. Tomorrow 189 million people are expected to watch Super Bowl 50. I guess that's why CBS is charging $5 million dollars for a 30 second ad during the game.

Speaking of money, Super Bowl 50 is expected to draw an estimated $4.2 billion in bets.

More unique tidbits about the NFL can be found here.

Don't worry Morons, there will not be a quiz at the end of the ONT. Number 2 pencils are becoming a thing of the past.

Pre-Super Bowl Entertainment

This beats a sharp stick in the eye and a free half time show by Coldplay.

Not Everything Is Racism

Yeah Cam Newton I'm talking to you. You were given a full ride college scholarship. You were the number 1 over all draft choice in the NFL. You most likely will be the NFL's MVP this year. Your replica jersey is in the top 5 of jersey sales. I don't think that is racism. While you were a child Cam, I remember a certain running back from the Detroit Lions who handed the football to the nearest official when he scored. Barry Sanders acted like he had scored before. He is also an African-American. He was a classy player who played on a crappy team.

Whether you are white, black, brown, green, if you act like a jackass expect people to be critical of you.

Cheerleaders Anyone?

Moar cheerleaders.

Equal Opportunity

The lovely & gracious Mrs. MH asked, what about the 'ettes? So here goes.

Here are a few surprising names of 'rons who were cheerleaders.

Will There Be A Blame Game?

Seating failures, power outages, wardrobe malfunctions are just some of the problems with the NFL's biggest show in recent history.Do you have any predictions of problems or mishaps at the SB? What will be the conversation at your employer's water cooler or coffee maker on Monday?

Even Pets Are In The Act

Pet Video

Good night. Enjoy the big game!!

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1 Howdy Super Bowl pre-game!

Posted by: Sixkiller at February 06, 2016 10:10 PM (szEUw)

2 Hello?

Posted by: Sixkiller at February 06, 2016 10:10 PM (szEUw)

3 Kenny "Snake" Stabler was elected to the NFL Hall of Fame!

Posted by: Sixkiller at February 06, 2016 10:11 PM (szEUw)

4 A threepeat. Who knew?

Posted by: Sixkiller at February 06, 2016 10:11 PM (szEUw)

5 About time The Snake made it into the Hall.

Posted by: CDR M at February 06, 2016 10:12 PM (SCx0h)

6 ONT rocking the house...as usual.

Bourbon for everyone!

Posted by: Sixkiller at February 06, 2016 10:12 PM (szEUw)

7 Agree on the Snake. Too bad it came after he passed.

Posted by: Sixkiller at February 06, 2016 10:13 PM (szEUw)

8 Woot woot ONT

Long live #12 Kenny the Snake Stabler

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 10:13 PM (voOPb)

9 Seamus would say, "Old QBs never die, they just fade back and pass away."

Posted by: Sixkiller at February 06, 2016 10:13 PM (szEUw)

10 Neon Deion only man to play in World Series and Superbowl.

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:14 PM (qUNWi)

11 Wow...didn't know about Stabler.

Awesome.

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:15 PM (qUNWi)

12 The elbows on that Broncette are just ... breathtaking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 10:15 PM (0uGix)

13 Peyton Manning's head is so large..................


it has it's own gravitational field. Enjoy the veal,,,,

Posted by: Amos Alonzo Stagg at February 06, 2016 10:16 PM (8CdUx)

14 Aloha! Welcome to the Enchanted ONT!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2016 10:16 PM (EzgxV)

15 its, not "it's"

Posted by: in before the grammar Nazis at February 06, 2016 10:16 PM (8CdUx)

16 Time is a Social Construct

Apparently not only are gender and race "social constructs" by The Patriarchy™, but apparently time itself is a tool of oppression!

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10992

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 06, 2016 10:18 PM (vBeA5)

17 He voted for me and he died.


Posted by: Jeb at February 06, 2016 10:19 PM (kvhal)

18 Overnight Open Thread Pre-Super Bowl Edition

That'll be $500,000, Mr. Meatandloaf.

Posted by: The NFL's Lawyers at February 06, 2016 10:19 PM (wCF3s)

19 Last night I dreamed we were driving around looking for our dog who had run off. We found the dog. Only, it was a female look-alike of our good old boy dog who we had with us the whole time. Only when I woke up did I realize, we only have the one dog. I was sad.

What, is that off-topic too soon?

Evening, Overnighties.

Posted by: mindful webworker - doggone it at February 06, 2016 10:19 PM (ACs58)

20 I'm going to miss elbows.
I wonder if we can have elbows for golf? Or how about sport fishing?
Bowling?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2016 10:19 PM (5tT9a)

21 Snack Ideas For Your Super Bowl Party

Scrolled thru and it was 30 pictures of goop. Tasty goop, I'm sure, but still goop.

Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2016 10:20 PM (ZxmMG)

22 I didn't watch the Anthem video. Does anyone know why the Honour Guard has the Canadian flag as well as the American? (Unless it's a trick question and it's actually from the Colts, oops, "Stallions" CFL Grey Cup championship game!)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 10:20 PM (WOyz5)

23 Is Cam the son of a mailman?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 06, 2016 10:20 PM (FkBIv)

24 Yeah, right Cam is a jack ass, all the teams that lose to us agree.



Name another quarterback that gives EVERY ball that he scores with away to kids?



I'll wait.


Go Panthers

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:23 PM (jJRIy)

25 In the name of Equal Opportunity: only 11 days and a few hours until Spring Training!!

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 06, 2016 10:23 PM (3C9q2)

26 Hah...I like it...very quite golf cheerleaders.

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:24 PM (qUNWi)

27 What's with all the missing pictures? I worry that I'm missing a cheerleader.

Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2016 10:24 PM (ZxmMG)

28 mind the gap.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2016 10:24 PM (i73ja)

29 I was thinking the ONT would be coming, I gotta hit the hay if I want one post at the end of this.

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2016 10:25 PM (HWcaz)

30 Well, there goes the best hash i ever had, 'Jew6x', and the best I'll ever likely have.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2016 10:25 PM (i73ja)

31 ooops quiet not quite.

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:26 PM (qUNWi)

32 I have family in town, and I've cooked my ass off this week. I'm taking it easy on the food tomorrow. I am going to try out a margarita chicken wings recipe I saw on the Foodnetwork. If it sucks, I'll have back up.

Posted by: no good deed at February 06, 2016 10:27 PM (GgxVX)

33 I wonder if we can have elbows for golf?

Got yer golfer's elbow right here:

http://tinyurl.com/z8gwaje

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 06, 2016 10:28 PM (3C9q2)

34 Ray Didinger told the story that the original Washington Redskins song ended with "fight for olfactory dixie" being in the beginning the most southern football team of the originals.

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2016 10:28 PM (HWcaz)

35 Good evening.

Posted by: mpfs at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (hkjkH)

36 Re the causes of the heroin epidemic raised in the last gamey debate thread. Someone mentioned the timeline didn't match up with the opioid painkiller crackdown.

So I looked up some stuff, and there is a dispute over this. The increase in heroin use did start before the prescription pill crackdown and that makes some conclude it was independent. Reasons they cite are lower cost and increased quality, allowing it to be snorted rather than injected.

It could be both, of course.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (dvuhZ)

37 Cam...though an annoying idiot is a very good QB.

The Panthers O v the Broncs D will be a very intriguing matchup. I have no idea who will prevail.

I do expect the Panther D to hold The Broncs O to about 10 -- 13 points tho.

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (qUNWi)

38 Hmm. Ad for breasr cream. Either the all-knowing internet hasn't sussed out my gender or I don't understand the ad.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (LXzYd)

39 Something happened between my ONT & sending it to CDR m

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (voOPb)

40 34 All right I need to hit the sack
"Fight for old dixie"

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (HWcaz)

41 HAWKS WIN!

Good Evening, Morons.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (AimgL)

42 Number 2 pencils are becoming a thing of the past.

The Vichy GOP House has passed a bill banning them and forcing everyone to buy new, low-energy government-subsidized twisty pencils made from recycled sippy-straws filled with colored mercury. FOR THE CHILDREN!!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (zc3Db)

43 Horde!

Another Daddy/Daughter Ball in the books.

And no blood this year!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 06, 2016 10:30 PM (GEICT)

44 broncos

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 06, 2016 10:30 PM (0O7c5)

45 Basement Cat,

You clearly don't understand that "elbows" here are not elbows.

I hate to state the obvious. "Elbows" are tits.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 10:30 PM (1ijHg)

46 Cheap dope from the cartels.


Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 06, 2016 10:30 PM (kvhal)

47 Oh, and I might add, I thought he was a jerk pulling down the Green Bay banner. The stupid Dab he does and everyone in Charlotte thinks is so cool?



It's a drug sign.


He's 26 years old and he is not stupid. He has motivated a group of mostly Black players to follow him anywhere, and they do.



But, he has no tattoos and he is the last guy to leave practice everyday.



He's a man child.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:30 PM (jJRIy)

48 Neon Deion only man to play in World Series and Superbowl.

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:14 PM (qUNWi)

Fastest man on the field.....always last to a tackle.

Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2016 10:30 PM (j7iSn)

49 21 Snack Ideas For Your Super Bowl Party

Scrolled thru and it was 30 pictures of goop. Tasty goop, I'm sure, but still goop.
Posted by: t-bird
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I did not even click the link yet, but I'm betting Velveeta & Rotel are on that list.

Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2016 10:31 PM (2tQk+)

50 OK. The pets thing makes my feel much less depressed after that "debate"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 10:31 PM (q2o38)

51 Christie only one thinking Denver will win,I think all others said Carolina

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2016 10:31 PM (HWcaz)

52 I have family in town, and I've cooked my ass off
this week. .......... If it
sucks, I'll have back up.


Posted by: no good deed

Your family has some strange dietary selections, but.....who am I to judge?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 06, 2016 10:31 PM (+1T7c)

53 I knew Jeb and Krispy were losers, they both picked Denver.



I actually don't like being the favorite.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:32 PM (jJRIy)

54 Michael Moore advertising his next stupid movie during the debate.

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 10:32 PM (zt+N6)

55 Does anyone know why the Honour Guard has the Canadian flag as well as the American?

'Cuz Seattle's in Canada. They always have the state flag with the US flag.

Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2016 10:32 PM (ZxmMG)

56 That was some great singing!!

Posted by: Village Idiot at February 06, 2016 10:33 PM (bf86X)

57 Sometime an elbow iz just an elbow.

Posted by: zombie sigmund freud at February 06, 2016 10:33 PM (WOyz5)

58 I do love family coming to visit.

But the constant "cooking my ass off" does get old in a hurry.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 10:33 PM (1ijHg)

59 45

Oh, I do understand what part of the female anatomy "elbows" refer to; you don't understand when your lower extremity is being pulled.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 06, 2016 10:33 PM (3C9q2)

60 If you need cheerleaders to keep your golf game rolling, mebbe find a better hobby.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 10:34 PM (wCF3s)

61 An elbow can put your eye out.

A tit never will.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 10:34 PM (1ijHg)

62 Basement Cat.
Groan!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2016 10:34 PM (5tT9a)

63 Going to a big country club party. Chili and whole BBQ pigs! Two 13' TV screens, a beer truck and a hundred of drunks.



Epic. If we lose, they might burn the club down.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:34 PM (jJRIy)

64 Denver beat New England twice in one year. How many teams can say that in the Brady era?

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (qUNWi)

65 Why are they not keeping with tradition and branding this "Super Bowl L"?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (5csB/)

66 58
I do love family coming to visit.

But the constant "cooking my ass off" does get old in a hurry.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 10:33 PM (1ijHg)
when my family comes to visit...they do the cooking.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (0O7c5)

67 I'm rooting for ISIS, during halftime.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (i73ja)

68 What is with these breaks? Does everyone take a leak and a line of coke and then come back?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (jJRIy)

69 A tit never will.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 10:34 PM (1ijHg)


Depends on how cold it is.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 06, 2016 10:36 PM (GEICT)

70 67
I'm rooting for ISIS, during halftime.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (i73ja)
I am so old I don't have a clue who "Cold Play" is. Now that tall hot Black girl, I know.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:36 PM (jJRIy)

71 Why are they not keeping with tradition and branding this "Super Bowl L"?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (5csB/)


Anti-Lesbian.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 06, 2016 10:36 PM (zc3Db)

72 eleven,

I hate to be pedantic but, Denver Beat New England in 2015 in the regular season. They beat them again in 2016 in the post season.

Not quite the same year.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 10:37 PM (1ijHg)

73 Chili and whole BBQ pigs! Two 13' TV screens, a beer truck and a hundred of drunks.

Taking a wild guess here: Carolina country?

Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2016 10:37 PM (ZxmMG)

74 Because "L" looks dumb basically. No not just making that up.

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:37 PM (qUNWi)

75 Hey, that gives me a porn idea: The Lesbo Bowl. Now, let me think up the rules..... suggestions welcome.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:38 PM (dvuhZ)

76 An elbow can put your eye out.

A tit never will.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo


That depends...

Posted by: Hajime Sorayama at February 06, 2016 10:38 PM (wCF3s)

77 So when does the NHL start giving penalties for "Titting"?

Posted by: Josephistan at February 06, 2016 10:38 PM (7qAYi)

78 I, for one, am irritated that it is not Super Bowl L.

50? 50? After all the Roman Numerals, they go with 50?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 10:38 PM (1ijHg)

79 64
Denver beat New England twice in one year. How many teams can say that in the Brady era?

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (qUNWi)

Since the Pats had to stop cheating, they aren't so tough anymore.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:38 PM (jJRIy)

80 Beyonce's black like I'm Burmese. She flunks the one drop rule by at least a quarter drop

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2016 10:38 PM (i73ja)

81 I wonder if that bloke from Maine who has attend every single Super Bowl so far is going to make it this year...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (5csB/)

82 Why are they not keeping with tradition and branding this "Super Bowl L"?

They were worried about Hillary at Super Bowl 59.

Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (ZxmMG)

83 Hey, that gives me a porn idea: The Lesbo Bowl. Now, let me think up the rules..... suggestions welcome.

Same as the Super Bowl - one team licks the other.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (7qAYi)

84 Prime Directive, rule #1 of the Lesbo Bowl: There are no balls used of any kind.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (dvuhZ)

85 You NH people better vote for me or my mom won't bring you any cookies.

Posted by: Jeb! at February 06, 2016 10:40 PM (jJRIy)

86 when my family comes to visit...they do the cooking.....

Yeah, when my folks visit, my mother cooks. I don't ask it of my mother in law though. She has poor mobility, and it pains me to see her standing in the kitchen.

Posted by: no good deed at February 06, 2016 10:40 PM (GgxVX)

87 Carrie Underwood makes me feel funny like that time some joker put cayenne pepper in my underwear.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2016 10:41 PM (4ErVI)

88 50? 50? After all the Roman Numerals, they go with 50?

Here in Silicon Valley, they should have gone with Super Bowl 0x32.

Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2016 10:41 PM (ZxmMG)

89 Bring out the kids and the cheerleader mom!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:41 PM (jJRIy)

90 Prime Directive, rule #1 of the Lesbo Bowl: There are no balls used of any kind.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (dvuhZ)


I don't think there would be a problem if they played with a floppy, totally deflated football.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 06, 2016 10:41 PM (zc3Db)

91 Evening all. Spent a nice afternoon/evening in Nashville, near Vandy. Good dinner, too.

I think the Panthers will prevail tomorrow. Peyton is just too dinged up. You can see the effects of his foot injury on his throws -- no power, lots of floating passes, poor accuracy. Really limits the Broncos' offensive options. Plus, I think the officials will hamstring the Broncos defense protecting Cam Newton.

I'll be rooting for the Broncos, but I bet it's well-over by half-time.

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 10:42 PM (t5zYU)

92 Yeah, when my folks visit, my mother cooks. I don't
ask it of my mother in law though. She has poor mobility, and it pains
me to see her standing in the kitchen.

Posted by: no good deed at February 06, 2016 10:40 PM (GgxVX)

my brothers love to cook and their work hours make it hard to cook when they are at home...so when they visit on vacation they take over the kitchen...which is fine by me because i don't cook....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 06, 2016 10:42 PM (0O7c5)

93

Super Bowl L

Looks like Super Bowell

Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:43 PM (zOTsN)

94 Nah Y-not. Denver's D is way too good to get the bum's rush.

Don't see it happenin.

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:44 PM (qUNWi)

95 They thought the L would be L for Loser.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:44 PM (jJRIy)

96 hi all
hmm lots of broken pics

Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 10:44 PM (uZNvH)

97 84 Prime Directive, rule #1 of the Lesbo Bowl: There are no balls used of any kind.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (dvuhZ)

Velcro & silicone totally acceptable

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 10:45 PM (voOPb)

98 Now ABC will tell us what we should know. Shut up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:45 PM (jJRIy)

99 @83: Hah! I'd not thought of that... Could be "interesting"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 06, 2016 10:45 PM (5csB/)

100 Could be a defensive game...low score.

Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2016 10:45 PM (j7iSn)

101 97 84 Prime Directive, rule #1 of the Lesbo Bowl: There are no balls used of any kind.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (dvuhZ)

Velcro & silicone totally acceptable
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 10:45 PM

Which the quarterback would give to a needy child after a touchdown

Posted by: Josephistan at February 06, 2016 10:46 PM (7qAYi)

102 Let's not forget the real football game that will be played tomorrow

http://www.hallmarkchannel.com/kitten-bowl

Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 10:46 PM (uZNvH)

103 This is like the 2000 Ravens v a really good team.

Hard to say what could happen.

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:46 PM (qUNWi)

104 Cam Newton is NFL MVP of the year.

Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:47 PM (zOTsN)

105 Prime Directive, rule #1 of the Lesbo Bowl: There are no balls used of any kind.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (dvuhZ)


Ping pong ball may be used for a field goal or extra point after touchdown.

Posted by: The Pong Hat at February 06, 2016 10:48 PM (vBeA5)

106 Did Kenny Stabler die?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:49 PM (gnOPL)

107 YOu hear the one about the Indian who wanted a divorce from his squaw Bowa. They sent him to paleface lawyer, who asked what could he do for him. The Indian replied "Bowa won't move".

The lawyer said, oh no, you got mixed up. You need a doctor, not a lawyer if you're constipated. So he went to the doctor, and repeated "Bowa won't move".

Doctor wrote a prescription for a laxative, and told him to come back in a couple of days.

He did and declared once more "Bowa won't move." Doctor increase the dosage and tells him to try that and come back again.

He comes back and yet again declares "Bowa won't move!" Doc said well, hell, and writes him a prescription for the most powerful laxative he can.

He comes back a few days later, smiling, and the doc asked him if it works. "Bowa move now, teepee full of shit".

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:49 PM (dvuhZ)

108 Did Kenny Stabler die?

Last summer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 10:50 PM (0uGix)

109 Its a shame that they didn't have Diane Sawyer drunkenly slurring questions again this year.

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 10:50 PM (zt+N6)

110 I don't care who wins. Brady and Rodgers are sitting their asses out, and that's all that matters.

Posted by: rebel flounder at February 06, 2016 10:50 PM (3dOE/)

111 Stabler died of colon cancer in July 2015

Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:51 PM (zOTsN)

112 Watched a couple episodes of the new series on Amazon, called "Mad Dogs."

Brutal killing done by the bad guy, someone really short, wearing a full-head cat mask, and using a chromed .45 auto.

Didn't see that one coming.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 06, 2016 10:52 PM (U6f54)

113 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 06, 2016 10:52 PM (k1TYN)

114 We need a strap-on rule for the Lesbo Bowl as well. It should be allowed, but with a penalty. But absolutely no electric powered devices. All orgasms must be girl powered.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:52 PM (dvuhZ)

115 106 Did Kenny Stabler die?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Sometime last summer. He was a real mensch.
Fuck cancer.

Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2016 10:53 PM (2tQk+)

116 Kateurday in Motion ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2016 10:53 PM (NfXfn)

117 Has anyone asked Obama which team he's picked to win tomorrow? Because he's infallibly wrong.

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 06, 2016 10:54 PM (E0naa)

118 "Did Kenny Stabler die?

Last summer."


Crap. I'm an ass.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:54 PM (gnOPL)

119 Martha Radditz terribly outshined tonight by Ms Ham. Must bother her, but probably not.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 06, 2016 10:54 PM (U6f54)

120 Kateurday in Motion ONT Compliance Pics - 2

http://alfa.gifs-planet.com/new3/5162.gif

http://alfa.gifs-planet.com/new3/5196.gif

http://alfa.gifs-planet.com/new3/5207.gif

http://alfa.gifs-planet.com/new3/5159.gif

http://alfa.gifs-planet.com/new3/5178.gif

Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2016 10:56 PM (NfXfn)

121 117 Has anyone asked Obama which team he's picked to win tomorrow? Because he's infallibly wrong.

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 06, 2016 10:54 PM (E0naa)



I'm sure they have and I'm sure you know who shit midas has picked. The Race whiner.

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 10:57 PM (zt+N6)

122 After Downton Abbey terminology, Martha Radditz should be the Dowager Leftist Radditz.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:57 PM (dvuhZ)

123 But absolutely no electric powered devices. All orgasms must be girl powered.
Posted by: publius


I can't help but think this gag is going to have Dad Meaty stomping down into the rumpus room for a good talkin' to.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 10:57 PM (wCF3s)

124 Martha Radditz is an ugly shrill biased hag.

I have no idea why Rinse Pubic & the RNC gave debates to such hacks as abc & nbc

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 10:58 PM (voOPb)

125 I'm getting the breast cream ad now too. Just need to find someone to apply it to now.

Posted by: Blano at February 06, 2016 10:58 PM (heN73)

126 Kateurday in Motion ONT Compliance Pics - 3

http://alfa.gifs-planet.com/new3/5175.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/54Z5yRMdCB2og/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/Ko1AajAOd2F9K/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/xzeX19vTPIjDi/giphy.gif

http://tinyurl.com/hvs5p92

Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2016 10:59 PM (NfXfn)

127 Oy!

Posted by: Oy! at February 06, 2016 11:00 PM (0uGix)

128 The second one isn't Kate, is it?

http://alfa.gifs-planet.com/new3/5194.gif

Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2016 11:01 PM (w/iDp)

129 Snack Ideas For Your Super Bowl Party

Well, I'm certainly not going to add urine to my dip.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2016 11:01 PM (sdi6R)

130 Has anyone asked Obama which team he's picked to win tomorrow? Because he's infallibly wrong.
>>>

He must have got a pick from the Imam at the mosque he visited the other day.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 06, 2016 11:02 PM (Nkdwp)

131 Looks like Super Bowell
Posted by: ThunderB

Today's halftime show brought to you by Pepto Bismal, for those truly unforgettable blow outs!

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:02 PM (mt1sz)

132 125 I'm getting the breast cream ad now too. Just need to find someone to apply it to now.

Posted by: Blano at February 06, 2016 10:58 PM (heN73)


Hello there.

Posted by: Michael Moore at February 06, 2016 11:02 PM (zt+N6)

133 Snack Ideas For Your Super Bowl Party


Pudding

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2016 11:02 PM (AimgL)

134 Hello there.

Posted by: Michael Moore at February 06, 2016 11:02 PM (zt+N6)

Should have known I'd have to put the disclaimer "females only" in there.

Posted by: Blano at February 06, 2016 11:04 PM (heN73)

135 Evenin' Good Fappers.

I'll be filling up on chicken feet dimsum, steamed bear paw, and jellied feilong pre-game. Might grab a bag o' pork rinds on the way home. Then it's chicken curry for the big game and lots and lots of adult beverages.

I really don't give a damn about either team.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 06, 2016 11:04 PM (jR7Wy)

136 Any IT experts out there? I'm at the ranch and we have a new router. Hughes Net. Connected with previous one without much trouble but this mofo is a bitch.

Error 203.....connected to modem but no network.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:04 PM (gnOPL)

137 Wow, what a great debate tonight. Now I know EXACTLY who to choose on the Republican side tonight!! It's gotta be...

be......

be................

(( ))

Ah crap.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:05 PM (ntObR)

138 Made it 3 minutes on CNN

Those guys are fags

Posted by: Yo! at February 06, 2016 11:05 PM (k1TYN)

139 hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:05 PM (ntObR)

140 It's Mardi Gras this coming Tuesday, which means tomorrow night is the Bacchus parade. This year the King is Anthony Mackie, who's from N.O.

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 06, 2016 11:05 PM (E0naa)

141 But seriously folks.

I think Christie is a serious contender for VP at this point.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:06 PM (ntObR)

142 I really don't give a damn about either team.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 06, 2016 11:04 PM (jR7Wy)


"This is treyf"

"Nah, just tripe. Have some hot sauce."

Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 11:06 PM (q2o38)

143 Hey Steve, watching the game tomorrow?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:06 PM (egOGm)

144 CaliGirl, here and there most likely. :-)

I personally tend to tune in for just the last half hour. And I know I'll see all the best commercials all over the web after the game, so.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:07 PM (ntObR)

145 Knocked my air card complete in the dick. Can only connect via phone hot spot which it picks up perfectly.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:07 PM (gnOPL)

146 I don't see boobie cream ads, just one for plush wookies. Both are squeezably soft toys for all ages.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 06, 2016 11:08 PM (jR7Wy)

147 Apparently Stabler had CTE too. It's in the news. Lotta players having that. They'll use it to kill football.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2016 11:08 PM (4ErVI)

148 I would be okay with Christie as AG. I think that is what he is really running for.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:08 PM (uZNvH)

149 As I said last night, if I were a sports event better, I'd put $10 down on the Broncos.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:08 PM (ntObR)

150 I saw an ad for the new season of Vikings is starting the 18th on the History channel. Same night as Craig Ferguson's new show.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 06, 2016 11:08 PM (Nkdwp)

151 bettor, that is

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (ntObR)

152 Error 203.....connected to modem but no network.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill


Re-type your password carefully.

That or just call the provider with your CC in hand.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (wCF3s)

153 While going top the gym this week it seemed like the conversation was all Carolina all the time.

So I'm going with Denver. One last hurrah for the old guy.

Posted by: Blano at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (heN73)

154 141 But seriously folks.

I think Christie is a serious contender for VP at this point.
Posted by: qdpsteve

He would be able to help balance a ticket for a stronger conservative such as Cruz, but then again Cruz is the only strong conservative in the racer right now

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (mt1sz)

155 Somebody call the police tip line, there's been a sighting of that unapprehended gun-criminal David Gregory...or an albino chimp on Animal Planet

Posted by: derit at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (OC+TJ)

156 I just got back from the Outdoor Show in Harrisburg. A great event!

Ruger wasn't there, and I really wanted to look at a mini-30. That was the only personal fly in the ointment.

Now to find out who did well in the debate tonight. I managed to miss the entire thing.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (tHzqt)

157 Let's see, tomorrow is basically:
1. Get up, grade exams, chat with sis
2. Go to lab, try to fix broken instrument
3. If instrument fixed before game time, come home and watch the game

Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (uZNvH)

158 Chemjeff, not bad.

Would love to see Christie pick up the ball on the PP recordings.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (ntObR)

159 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:04 PM (gnOPL)
I have to have my son, my mechanic, or my security guy help me. My security guy does the security cameras. It sucks not having broadband. I have DSL. No cable where I live.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:10 PM (egOGm)

160 No one, I see.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:10 PM (gnOPL)

161 150
I saw an ad for the new season of Vikings is starting the 18th on the History channel. Same night as Craig Ferguson's new show.


Posted by: Willy J. at February 06, 2016 11:08 PM (Nkdwp)

so is it worth it to record the series?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:10 PM (uZNvH)

162 I loved watching the basketball games in high school, and my friend (and future SIL) was a cheerleader, but I was too busy captaining my Quiz Bowl team to be a cheerleader. You can make fun of me for being a geek, but I impressed my future husband, so I'll call it a win.

Posted by: pookysgirl at February 06, 2016 11:10 PM (K27gs)

163 Spawn, yup. Trump/Christie or Cruz/Christie.

IMHO it won't be Rubio/Christie. Too much bad blood between them after tonight, most likely.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:11 PM (ntObR)

164 >>>I would be okay with Christie as AG. I think that is what he is really running for.


Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:08 PM (uZNvH)<<<

That works. And I'll even find a spot for Marco. Maybe at the EPA... 'cause he loves him some water.

Posted by: Pres. Cruz at February 06, 2016 11:11 PM (H9MG5)

165 Steve, I just want to watch the commercials too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:11 PM (egOGm)

166 As I said last night, if I were a sports event better, I'd put $10 down on the Broncos.

Posted by: qdpsteve


win, place or show?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 06, 2016 11:12 PM (+1T7c)

167 Bossy, WIN.

Have no idea what the spread might be though. 7 maybe?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:12 PM (ntObR)

168 I was working on fishing equipment & watching Cops. I didn't need politics on a Saturday night

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 11:12 PM (voOPb)

169 so is it worth it to record the series?


For Lagertha, if nothing else.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 11:12 PM (0uGix)

170 Tomorrow my schedule includes putting new rear struts and brakes on my daughters car. The Superbowl of half assed mechanics. In that it matters that I am the winner in this fix.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 06, 2016 11:13 PM (Nkdwp)

171 "Re-type your password carefully. "


Password is copasetic.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:13 PM (gnOPL)

172 I don't know if this was a Super Bowl ad, but I like it a lot.

I like to imagine it's either Sarah Palin or Kristi Yamaguchi driving. :-)

"Snow-Covered Jeep"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_hjxfBhWzA

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ntObR)

173 Evening, everyone!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 06, 2016 11:13 PM (DAM41)

174 163 Spawn, yup. Trump/Christie or Cruz/Christie.

IMHO it won't be Rubio/Christie. Too much bad blood between them after tonight, most likely.
Posted by: qdpsteve

I don't think Trump would pick up Christie, I honestly think if Trump gets the nomination, he will pick up Cruz

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:14 PM (mt1sz)

175 I see ads for Nordstrom and sur la table. What do you guys do online that you see weird ads?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:14 PM (egOGm)

176 So did Johnny Manziel win the Ryan Lief career destruction award at the NFL Honors tonight?

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (zt+N6)

177 Do you have any predictions of problems or mishaps at the SB?


Yez, thare wil bee nuthin but razists tumorow atz sUper Buwl!!! whItez pepoles suk.

KaM NutEn iz bestez!! U r alz razists!

Posted by: MaRc LaMont HIll, prOFEsor at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (NGd+i)

178 Spawn, perhaps but I wonder if Cruz would accept the VP slot at this point. He strikes me as a tiny bit too much the prima donna to do so, same as Trump would be.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (ntObR)

179 My money is on some leftie as trumps vp if he were to be the nominee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (voOPb)

180 Lagaertha makes me happy in all the ways.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (DAM41)

181 I see ads for Nordstrom and sur la table. What do you guys do online that you see weird ads?

To ask is to answer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (0uGix)

182 With Manning around, can the city withstand the hulking skullking?

Posted by: derit at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (OC+TJ)

183 We have squares at a local restaurant /bar, I don't want to drive home though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:16 PM (egOGm)

184 so is it worth it to record the series?>>>

If you have not watched any of the Vikings series. Yes and a bonus for you is they are running the first 3 seasons leading up to the new one on the 18th to DVR too.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 06, 2016 11:16 PM (Nkdwp)

185 There was talk of Nikki Haley as Trump's VP... then Haley started trashing him.

So I'd assume that opportunity is gone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:16 PM (ntObR)

186 "I was working on fishing equipment & watching Cops. I didn't need politics on a Saturday night"


And God wanted it that way.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:16 PM (gnOPL)

187 Nah Christie was a federal prosecutor who put away corrupt pols in Jersey. He's AG material at best.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2016 11:17 PM (4ErVI)

188 "Danger Zone!"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 06, 2016 11:17 PM (VdICR)

189 Amen Ricardo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 11:17 PM (voOPb)

190 182 With Manning around, can the city withstand the hulking skullking?
Posted by: derit at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (OC+TJ)
---
When Manning passes on to jock Valhalla they should make his enormous cranium into a skull chalice, like the Stanley Cup only bigger, and the winning team gets to drink Gatorade from it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 06, 2016 11:18 PM (jR7Wy)

191 Password is copasetic.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:13 PM (gnOPL)


Probably should get some numbers or special characters in there.

I mean it's better than SUPERMAN or ******, but barely.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 11:18 PM (q2o38)

192 qdpsteve, I feel Trump would have the ability to sway Cruz, by playing on his patriotism, assuming that Cruz isn't putting on a show to get the votes

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:18 PM (mt1sz)

193 I could imagine Trump choosing Giuliani as his VP, although that would make the GOP ticket all-New York.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:18 PM (ntObR)

194 Spawn, hmm. We will see. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:20 PM (ntObR)

195 When he retires, Peyton Manning will go on the Mt. Rushmore of QBs.

But they will really, REALLY need to scale down the size of his melon.

Posted by: NFL Hall of Fame at February 06, 2016 11:20 PM (H9MG5)

196 Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 11:18 PM (q2o3
You sir are a smart ass, but that's better than a dumbass.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:21 PM (egOGm)

197 193 qdpsteve

Thats something I haven't thought about, but I don't think Giuliani wants in on that fight anymore, but that ticket would help swing the dems in the East Coast

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:21 PM (mt1sz)

198 IMHO it won't be Rubio/Christie. Too much bad blood between them after tonight, most likely.
Posted by: qdpsteve


No more than between Reagan and HW Bush.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 11:22 PM (wCF3s)

199 175 you want to poke around in moron's browser history?o_0

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 06, 2016 11:22 PM (OvUux)

200 199 175 you want to poke around in moron's browser history?o_0

Thats a good way to get a virus or 2................. or 58

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:23 PM (mt1sz)

201 199
On second thought, no I'd rather not know. I'm all out of eye/brain bleach.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:23 PM (egOGm)

202 Manziel's own dad calling him out had to have been a low point.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (i73ja)

203 Evening horde.

So what's on the menu for tomorrow

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA. Now with more CCW. at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (hlMPp)

204 The Neptune Society has designs on turning the Manning cranium into a coral reef, but Greenpeace fears it'll ensnare Godzilla

Posted by: derit at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (OC+TJ)

205 Thanks. Gotta get.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (gnOPL)

206 qdpsteve, I feel Trump would have the ability to sway Cruz, by playing on his patriotism, assuming that Cruz isn't putting on a show to get the votes
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem


You assume Cruz an idiot. He isn't.

Any other feelz?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (wCF3s)

207 I wonder if we can have elbows for golf?


Search for Holly Sonders or Alison Lee. Golf Magazine had some purty pictures of them. There were others but I likes those 2.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2016 11:26 PM (NGd+i)

208 Kateurday in Motion ONT Compliance Pics

That was a great improvement.

No javascript or plug-ins required.

Is this the first time kbdabear has posted animations, or did I miss some previously?

Posted by: mindful webworker - woo at February 06, 2016 11:27 PM (ACs58)

209 Posted by: weft cut-loop

Do not get me wrong, I do not assume Cruz an idiot, I know how these games have always been played and how persuasive Trump can be. I don't think that is a likely scenario but by no means is it impossible

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:27 PM (mt1sz)

210 207 I wonder if we can have elbows for golf?


Search for Holly Sonders or Alison Lee. Golf Magazine had some purty pictures of them. There were others but I likes those 2.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2016 11:26 PM (NGd+i)
[/I[


How about the one kissing the glass dildo trophy?

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 11:28 PM (zt+N6)

211 You sir are a smart ass, but that's better than a dumbass.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:21 PM (egOGm)


Bad week.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 11:29 PM (q2o38)

212 Evening horde.

So what's on the menu for tomorrow

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA. Now with more CCW. at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (hlMPp)

Work.

Posted by: Blano at February 06, 2016 11:30 PM (O1R1o)

213 I fucking hate SNL.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA. Now with more CCW. at February 06, 2016 11:31 PM (hlMPp)

214 Wow, the Hollywood Bowl show on 9/3/65 was awesome. Absolutely kickass.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2016 11:31 PM (sdi6R)

215 SNL trying to roast Cruz in the opener. Failing

Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 11:31 PM (zOTsN)

216 Kindlot,
I'm sorry you had a bad week. Next week will be better.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:31 PM (egOGm)

217 When's the next D1 College game? I haven't watched an NFL game from start to finish in about 15 years.

Posted by: pendejo at February 06, 2016 11:31 PM (N1Q2c)

218 I didn't watch the debates... but I was aghast at the introductions. ICYMI:

WFB 2:04
https://youtu.be/ZuYI5yEMlUU

I think all of them should've backed up behind Carson and spilled onto the stage together.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bwahahaha at February 06, 2016 11:32 PM (ACs58)

219 Apparently ghosts escape my wrath.

Posted by: Teh Barrel at February 06, 2016 11:32 PM (H9MG5)

220 179
My money is on some leftie as trumps vp if he were to be the nominee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (voOPb)

Like his own sister?
That would be amusing, Trump/Trump

Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:33 PM (uZNvH)

221 Do not get me wrong, I do not assume Cruz an idiot, I know how these games have always been played and how persuasive Trump can be. I don't think that is a likely scenario but by no means is it impossible
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem


The possible is a pointless discussion. SMOD may arrive tomorrow. Fairies may spring from the Empire State Building. Leftists may find sanity. So what?

The probable and the contrary are the only ones worth discussing. Cruz has no reason to reject a VP slot.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (wCF3s)

222 Hey everybody, got a question for the Horde.

Gonna be staying at Harrah's in Laughlin in March. Looking forward to playing some poker tournaments.

But I'm concerned... though my room is comped, I'm there for 3 nights and my confirmation printout says they charge a $75-per-night security deposit against any damage I might leave behind (I won't, I'm not a tenth the party animal most of you guys are.) ;-)

So how will that work? Will they deduct $75 times 3 for $225 total at the beginning of my stay and then return it when I'm home, or just deduct $75 and take it one night at a time?

Thanks in advance...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (ntObR)

223 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA. Now with more CCW. at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (hlMPp)
Guacamole, salsa, chicken wings, BBQ tri tip. Pan au lardon, salad, linguica, fruit, cheese. A lot of beer.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (egOGm)

224 I don't think Preezy and VPreezy can be from the same state, per Constitution. Electors must cast their votes for P and VP from different states.

Now, the way this was supposed to work, you could indeed have P and VP from the same state if the votes worked out that way. As long as each state's electors didn't cast them from the same state.

But with the ticket system and pledged electors, it can't be done.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 11:35 PM (dvuhZ)

225
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (ntObR)

don't sweat it, you'll win the tournament, so you'll be able to cover the deposit

Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:35 PM (uZNvH)

226 Metallica is on.

Posted by: RTW at February 06, 2016 11:36 PM (3frOv)

227 chemjeff, good point :-)
thanks

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:36 PM (ntObR)

228 qdpsteve, in my experiences security deposits are a one time charge

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:37 PM (mt1sz)

229 Steve, they put a hold on your card for the whole amount I think. I could be wrong. They may hold more in case of incidentals.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:38 PM (egOGm)

230 Spawn, right, thanks. But will it be $75 or $225?

I'd assume by your response it's $75 they'll deduct, nothing more, so long as I tread lightly in my room.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:39 PM (ntObR)

231 Cali and Spawn, thanks.

If they take the whole enchilada I'll be fine, but would like to have that extra $150 free just in case.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:39 PM (ntObR)

232 Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 11:28 PM (zt+N6)

There's a trophy?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2016 11:40 PM (Zu3d9)

233 Krauthammer sez the "governors won". Everybody else lost. He admitted Dondi had a bad night. Of course, I don't know if he had lined up in the tank for Dondi like all the other GOPe elites or not.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 11:40 PM (dvuhZ)

234 qdpsteve, roger. The horde must forgive me tonight, Im a little out of practice conveying thought. Im in a line of work where thinking too much gets me in trouble

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:41 PM (mt1sz)

235 Steve, I think it may be $225, I have heard horror stories about the hotels holding more in case of minibar, room service, restaurant charges.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:41 PM (egOGm)

236 I should note, there's a chance I will be sharing this comped room with my sister (the, uh, not-so-sane one).

But she'll also likely have her kids with her, so that might help. She *is* saner around them.

Who knows, I might come home late one night from another poker tourney, walk into my room and get to meet Peyton Manning. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:42 PM (ntObR)

237 Cali, thanks. Yeah, hotels like to nickel-and-dime.

Spawn, no problemo. I've had that at jobs too: "You're not paid to think!!!" ;-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:43 PM (ntObR)

238 Laughlin is a shithole.

Been there. Hated.

Hater.

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 11:43 PM (qUNWi)

239 I was hoping for a Pats repeat.

Oh well.

Poor Tom.

Posted by: eman at February 06, 2016 11:44 PM (MQEz6)

240 I'd assume by your response it's $75 they'll deduct, nothing more, so long as I tread lightly in my room.>>>

I'd assume Calligirl is right.they are putting a hold on your card as insurance against you damaging their room. Just like the hold a gas station puts on your card higher than what you pumped till things clear. Should be if the rooms comped you will pay nothing if you do no damage. And if they pulled charging this on comped rooms too often mini whales would quit coming.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 06, 2016 11:44 PM (Nkdwp)

241 People say that Cam Newton doesn't always know what he's doing, but he knows exactly what he's doing.

Posted by: bjk at February 06, 2016 11:45 PM (x2rNW)

242 Guacamole, salsa, chicken wings, BBQ tri tip. Pan au lardon, salad, linguica, fruit, cheese. A lot of beer.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (egOGm)

*searches...

CaliGirls address isn't on Google Maps.

Dammit.

Only thing I know for sure is wings and buffalo chicken dip since I'm bringing it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA. Now with more CCW. at February 06, 2016 11:45 PM (hlMPp)

243 qdpsteve...aos's chili cookoff and poker tourney guy!

hats off

Posted by: concrete girl at February 06, 2016 11:46 PM (0KgAM)

244 Willy J., thanks.

eleven, sorry, disagree. I like the mix of casinos and desert wilderness. I like Tahoe for the same reason, you can hike/camp/fish/boat one day and lose the kids' college fund the next.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:46 PM (ntObR)

245 232 Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 11:28 PM (zt+N6)

There's a trophy?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2016 11:40 PM (Zu3d9)



Yep

http://tinyurl.com/j5fnj9r

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 11:46 PM (zt+N6)

246 No, I read the 12th Amendment. The rule is the electors can't vote for two people from the same state as the electors themselves.

This is actually a common misunderstanding. So Trump could choose Guilliani. It would just mean the NY's electors couldn't vote for both of them. All other states and D.C elector's could vote for both from the same state.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 11:47 PM (dvuhZ)

247 Hmm. Ad for breasr cream. Either the all-knowing internet hasn't sussed out my gender or I don't understand the ad.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (LXzYd)


"Experienced applicators urgently needed. Apply now!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2016 11:47 PM (Z8fuk)

248 Qdpsteve...

Doing good?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA. Now with more CCW. at February 06, 2016 11:47 PM (hlMPp)

249 concrete girl, thanks!! I'm a 21st century renaissance man. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:47 PM (ntObR)

250 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2016 11:47 PM (YJmuy)

251 Steve, make sure she can't charge to your room. My husband likes Vegas. He gets everything free. Sometimes people can't get a room at all. Like Super Bowl weekend. He gets them a room at a casino rate. $55 a night a MGM. He got a room for my BIL.
My BIL looked at the TV hotel bill, he realized it was comped. He ate expensive dinners, room service, massage. It was my husbands credit he used. Nice guy. The hotel thought my husband was there.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:47 PM (egOGm)

252 Hi all, bed time here.

Had a really good time at work, doing historical stuff.

Truly advanced the local history of female artists in the Midwest in the 1800s.

Don't make fun it's really very cool. Todays feminists don't realize how out of date they are.

Grace Boynton kicked azz.

Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2016 11:48 PM (o/90i)

253 Well, I'm off to bed.

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 06, 2016 11:49 PM (E0naa)

254 CaliGirl, thanks. Although I should mention when it comes to money, my sister is identical to my other saner sister; i.e., she's a tight-fisted broad. ;-)

In fact if anything, she might offer to help with the deposit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:49 PM (ntObR)

255 210:How about the one kissing the glass dildo trophy?
Posted by: buzzion



Heh! Natalie Gulbis.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2016 11:49 PM (NGd+i)

256 RWC, ask these guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:50 PM (ntObR)

257 Evening horde.

So what's on the menu for tomorrow

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA. Now with more CCW. at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (hlMPp)


Redeye to NH

Posted by: The DD Hat at February 06, 2016 11:52 PM (vBeA5)

258 hmm I should get into cooking chili
qdpsteve, got any good starter recipes?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:52 PM (uZNvH)

259 Steve,
That's good. I know my BIL would charge stuff to the room so we would pay for it. Did I mention he's a cop.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:53 PM (egOGm)

260 Peyton Manning's forehead has been named Emergency Runway 18 Right for Super Bowl 50.

Posted by: Hank at February 06, 2016 11:54 PM (kLHNz)

261 234
qdpsteve, roger. The horde must forgive me tonight, Im a little out of
practice conveying thought. Im in a line of work where thinking too
much gets me in trouble

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:41 PM (mt1sz)


And what line might that be.....or must the Horde speculate?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2016 11:55 PM (EzgxV)

262 Spawn you work for the DMV?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 11:56 PM (q2o38)

263 chemjeff, hmm... here's what I did for the chili cookoff I won. YMMV, but thanks for asking me. :-)

For *one* dinner:

1 tsp cayenne
1/2 tsp cumin
2.5 tsp california chile powder
2.5 tsp tepin/pasilla chile powder blend
1.5 tsp chile de arbol powder
1/2 pkg Johnsonville Chorizo
1 tsp garlic
1 can beans (anything you like, chili, pinto, etc)
1 can petite diced tomatoes
3 oz diced jalapeno and/or serrano peppers

Optional: onions to taste; Tabasco; Newcastle Brown Ale

Brown up the chorizo, throw in all the powders, lightly toast the chorizo until it's coated, and then feel free to throw in everything else.

Milder version: halve or quarter everything but the chorizo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:57 PM (ntObR)

264 Officiating ion the Blues/Wild game was atrocious. My scratch made pizza, however, was excellent.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 06, 2016 11:57 PM (OvUux)

265 Vikings Lagertha elbows.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hphx2h7

Not from the show but the same actress. Mostly SFW

Posted by: Willy J. at February 06, 2016 11:58 PM (Nkdwp)

266 Steve,
Make freinds with a host. My husband has had the same host for 20 years. She likes him. When I go with him, she will give us a high roller suite, with the knowledge that if a whale comes we would have to change rooms. We haven't had to change rooms yet.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:58 PM (egOGm)

267 The Hayward Fault has been pretty quiet.

Just sayin'

Posted by: eman at February 06, 2016 11:59 PM (MQEz6)

268 Cali, good advice, thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:59 PM (ntObR)

269 258
hmm I should get into cooking chili
qdpsteve, got any good starter recipes?


Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:52 PM (uZNvH)


Step 1: incinerate the protein.
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Chili!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2016 11:59 PM (EzgxV)

270 Steve, the chili de arbol is a really hot chili.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:59 PM (egOGm)

271 Redeye to NH
Posted by: The DD Hat



Hat! You're going to NH for DD?

I shall look forward to meeting you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 06, 2016 11:59 PM (1xUj/)

272 Should mention, the cans in my recipe are 14.5 oz cans.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:00 AM (ntObR)

273 Cali, yup. :-)

My recipe's made to be customized. Go nuts.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:00 AM (ntObR)

274 Sorry, cj, couldn't resist the set-up.....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:01 AM (EzgxV)

275 qdpsteve, I think even I can follow that recipe thanks

Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 12:02 AM (uZNvH)

276 Steve, I just had someone give me a bag of those chilis. They are way too hot for me in the salsa.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 12:02 AM (egOGm)

277 cthulhu oh that's okay, elder gods get to do that

Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 12:03 AM (uZNvH)

278 chemjeff, you're welcome, let me know how you like it. And like I said to Cali, customize/change/adapt/revise it all you want and/or need to.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:03 AM (ntObR)

279 Get out of my room!

Posted by: Moby Dick at February 07, 2016 12:03 AM (FkBIv)

280 Cali, keep at it, you build up a tolerance. :-)

But again, yeah, it's no biggie at all if you leave them out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:03 AM (ntObR)

281 The probable and the contrary are the only ones worth discussing. Cruz has no reason to reject a VP slot.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (wCF3s)


And every reason to accept one. Incumbency has value.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:03 AM (Z8fuk)

282 Be well all.

That was an idiotic debate to give the Dems ammo in the election.

Dad is home and safe. Hope you are too.

F... ABC, that was a piece of crap regarding reporting a POS debate.

T

Posted by: Farmer at February 07, 2016 12:04 AM (o/90i)

283 Chemjeff. I know you can do the chili recipe.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 12:05 AM (egOGm)

284 cthulhu, that's how I started ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:05 AM (ntObR)

285 If'n you like chili, try making feijoida. It's a brazilian black bean stew. I make mine with a ham hock, applewood smoked bacon, beef short ribs, and pork shoulder. Slow cooks for 8 hours. Serve with orange slices, because you need that bright citrus acid to cut through all that unctuous pork and beef fat.

Beef chili is ok. Gotta have huge kidney beans and a tomato juice base. None of that Skyline chili, or texas chili BS.

My favorite chili is made with green tomatos, white beans, and turkey thighs.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:05 AM (OvUux)

286 Steve, can you eat the habanero chilis? I can't eat those either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 12:06 AM (egOGm)

287 I checked out the "Well Fed" book at B&N. In it, there's a recipe for... Chocolate Chili.

Uh. I *love* chocolate and I *love* chili. But together? I know about how the choc, if it's done right, turns to a delicious mole sauce... but not sure if I'm ready for that.

I'll get the book but the first time I try that recipe, I will most likely leave out the chocolate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:07 AM (ntObR)

288 So how will that work? Will they deduct $75 times 3 for $225 total at the beginning of my stay and then return it when I'm home, or just deduct $75 and take it one night at a time?

Thanks in advance...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (ntObR)


Is the security deposit simply because the room is comped, or do they charge that to all guests? In any case, I'm sure they would run your credit card for the full $225 at the outset.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:07 AM (Z8fuk)

289 Here's what you do:
A pound and a half of grated cheddar
A cup of salsa
A can of diced green chilis
A can of sliced black olives
Mix it in a bowl
Slice the top off of a round sourdough loaf
Hollow it out
Pour that bowl of goodness into it
Cover with foil
Stick it in a 325 degree oven for 30 or 40 minutes
Serve with tortilla chips

Quick and easy

Posted by: Hank at February 07, 2016 12:07 AM (kLHNz)

290 Cali, I can in small doses. I've found I really enjoy mango habanero salsa. I also enjoy Sonoma Jack's habanero jack cheese as a snack.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:08 AM (ntObR)

291 AOP, from what I can tell the deposit is standard for everyone. It says in the small print, "everyone charged a rate."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:08 AM (ntObR)

292 ChocoCheese, mmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:09 AM (ntObR)

293 I also like Mrs. Renfro's Ghost Pepper Chile Salsa. Very hot.

But, it's obvious there's *very little* actual ghost pepper in it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:10 AM (ntObR)

294 I love chili, but chili is getting where it hates me. *sigh*. I had a bowl of some good stuff last night, and my lord, the bloating and gas was just terrible. I've tried the "Beano" enzyme pills, but they don't work.

Beans alone don't do it much and Beano will help there. So it can't be the beans alone. There's something in typical chili that my digestive tract just doesn't like.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 07, 2016 12:11 AM (dvuhZ)

295 I'm not only female, like Hillary, I'm also only 6 years old. With me, you get over 60 years of wisdom combined with the innocence and vigor of a 6 year old girl. We've never had that before.

Posted by: Stephbernie Sanders at February 07, 2016 12:12 AM (ML24Y)

296 Super Bowl L is stupid. I will always refer to the event as Super Bowl XLX.
ROMAN NUMERAL X RULES!

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 07, 2016 12:12 AM (FtrY1)

297 280
Cali, keep at it, you build up a tolerance. :-)



But again, yeah, it's no biggie at all if you leave them out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:03 AM (ntObR)


....or sub in a milder chili, like California or even Paprika.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:12 AM (EzgxV)

298 For anime fans like TPH this might mean something.

Just discovered a poster I bought actually has some pretty impressive autographs on it. Japanese release poster. Two of the four autographs on it are: Kikuko Inoue and Junko Iwao.

I guess I better frame this poster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2016 12:13 AM (+Ifkm)

299 cthulhu, actually I recently rediscovered paprika. Good stuff. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:13 AM (ntObR)

300 I like spicy, but those are some hot chilis. I watch our workers eat the habaneros with their lunch. They sweat then tell me it's not hot. I'm afraid to try them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 12:14 AM (egOGm)

301 Super Bowl L is stupid. I will always refer to the event as Super Bowl XLX.
ROMAN NUMERAL X RULES!
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan


Why not XXXXX ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 12:14 AM (FkBIv)

302 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:07 AM (ntObR)

I made a pot of chili this evening and put an ounce of dark chocolate in it.

It adds something quite nice. Not an overt chocolate flavor, but a richness that helps the mouth feel and maybe some other interesting things.

Try it...you may like it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2016 12:15 AM (Zu3d9)

303 Why not XXXXX

That might be confused with Michael Moore's pants size...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2016 12:15 AM (+Ifkm)

304 My biggest complaint about chili is that it is typically a bowl of mush. Everything is cooked to mush.

I made a huge mistake handling jalapeņos about 10 days ago. Huge little mistake, one that will never be made again. And they aren't even hot peppers. I have lots of ghost pepper ingredients that I use and love.

Speaking of jalapeņos, if'n you like em, try Trader Joes Green Dragon sauce. Holy smokes is that good on EVERYTHING. It's the new sciracha IMO.
http://www.traderjoes.com/digin/post/green-dragon-hot-sauce

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:16 AM (OvUux)

305 Seriously, how the F is SNL on.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 07, 2016 12:17 AM (hlMPp)

306 CBD, hmmm... ;-)
Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:17 AM (ntObR)

307 qdpsteve, I found out that making cornbread with fresh chopped up paprikas from my garden is one of the tastiest things I can make in under an hour.
I'm not that fond of the powdered stuff, now, but the fresh stuff is fabulous.

Oh, and cornbread made with buttermilk is better than making it with milk.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2016 12:17 AM (q2o38)

308 SJW dream halftime show: Michael Moore and Lena Dunham perform. With wardrobe malfunctions galore.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 07, 2016 12:17 AM (dvuhZ)

309 Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:16 AM (OvUux)

Contact lenses or genitalia?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2016 12:17 AM (Zu3d9)

310 I'm back and I'm a bit tipsy.

...deal with it.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:17 AM (OQ9R7)

311 Choco, that can be a challenge.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:18 AM (ntObR)

312 * re-enters room *

* waves *

Good night, Gracies!

* grabs last beer out of fridge *

* slips out the back *

Posted by: mindful webworker - Who? at February 07, 2016 12:18 AM (ACs58)

313 Seriously, how the F is SNL on.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA


All the "right people" like it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 12:18 AM (FkBIv)

314 302
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:07 AM (ntObR)



I made a pot of chili this evening and put an ounce of dark chocolate in it.



It adds something quite nice. Not an overt chocolate flavor, but a
richness that helps the mouth feel and maybe some other interesting
things.



Try it...you may like it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2016 12:15 AM (Zu3d9)


It's like sneaking mustard in (in moderation) -- it won't read as cocoa or mustard, but as "richness" or "depth". Pasilla does that, too.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:18 AM (EzgxV)

315 mindful webworker, good night

Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 12:18 AM (uZNvH)

316 >>>The probable and the contrary are the only ones worth discussing. Cruz has no reason to reject a VP slot.



Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (wCF3s)<<<




Eh... I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Posted by: 2009 Sarah Palin at February 07, 2016 12:19 AM (H9MG5)

317 Kindltot, mmm
also thanks :-)

Great chili + great cornbread = fantastic meal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:19 AM (ntObR)

318 I'm back and I'm a bit tipsy.

Hold on to a gyroscope.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 12:19 AM (FkBIv)

319 cthulhu, that's how anchovies seem to work in my recipes. They seem to add "gravitas."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:19 AM (ntObR)

320 SJW dream halftime show: Michael Moore and Lena Dunham perform. With wardrobe malfunctions galore.>>>

That sounds like a Weight Watchers dream more than a SJW dream.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:20 AM (Nkdwp)

321 Seriously, how the F is SNL on.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA



I don't know. I'm pretty sure replays of Forensics Files get higher ratings.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 12:21 AM (NGd+i)

322 cthulhu, that's how anchovies seem to work in my recipes. They seem to add "gravitas."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:19 AM (ntObR)


Gravitas: an irresistable force that draws all the neighborhood cats to salivate on your windows.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:21 AM (Z8fuk)

323 310
I'm back and I'm a bit tipsy.



...deal with it.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:17 AM (OQ9R7)


Hey, Slap! Great to see you!!!!

Are you as thrilled to have the RNC convention coming to your town as I am to see the Superbowl coming to mine?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:22 AM (EzgxV)

324 That sounds like a Weight Watchers dream more than a SJW dream.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:20 AM (Nkdwp)


I see two white whales...

Posted by: Captain Ahab at February 07, 2016 12:23 AM (Z8fuk)

325 309, The glans man. Sparking a zippo on some acetone would have been cooler.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:23 AM (OvUux)

326 319
cthulhu, that's how anchovies seem to work in my recipes. They seem to add "gravitas."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:19 AM (ntObR)


I have to confess to being "anchovies-curious". They show up in some interesting places.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:24 AM (EzgxV)

327 qdpsteve, they charge the deposit ($75.00) against your cc at checkin. When you check out, as long as there are no damages they credit it back to youMrsr account immediately. Mrs. Old Blue and I have never had any problems with that.
Get a players club card. If you play machines, for each dollar you run through the machine you get points on your card and you can use those for meals and other charges. If you play live games, they can still track your play per hour and still give you points.
The last time Mrs. Old Blue and I were in Vegas, we got five free nights and all our meals (we charged them to our room) were free. I did run about $15,000 through quarter and dollar video poker machines, and overall lost about $500.00 Not bad for five days. I look at the loss as entertainment. I could have gone to five shows that would have cost $100.00 per night.
FWIW, we went and saw the Blue Man Group one night, tickets cost us $130.00 but what an awesome show. And we were in the cheap seats.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 07, 2016 12:24 AM (9iR5/)

328 Cooth, the thought of having a Superbowl in my town gives me nightmares. I get mad when the little town has it's annual Christmas/Holiday parades and the cops cordon off half the streets. I always have to go get something right when they have -- important prescription filled or something, and I have to navigate all around slowly.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 07, 2016 12:25 AM (dvuhZ)

329 So has anyone discovered several days too late, they had the ticket worth $63 million? The unclaimed jackpot that is now going to be put into California schools?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2016 12:25 AM (+Ifkm)

330 I see two white whales...

Posted by: Captain Ahab>>>

We're gonna need a bigger Harpoon.

Posted by: Queequeg at February 07, 2016 12:25 AM (Nkdwp)

331 I've made four chicken wing sauces for tomorrow's "Big Game". One of them was demanded, and paid-for by a friend.

He demanded Kraft Honey-Mustard.

I obliged him, but I had a better recipe. I called it Four parts honey, One part French's mustard; with a dash of light brown sugar.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:25 AM (OQ9R7)

332 Gravitas: an irresistable force that draws all the neighborhood cats to salivate on your windows.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:21 AM (Z8fuk)


Pfft. Gravitas is what you ladle over your fried potatotas.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2016 12:27 AM (q2o38)

333 ..."Are you as thrilled to have the RNC convention coming to your town as I am to see the Superbowl coming to mine?"
-Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:22 AM (EzgxV)

Indeed.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:27 AM (OQ9R7)

334 You ain't gonna make poutine with gravitas and taters.

mmmmhmmm

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:28 AM (OvUux)

335 So a Zoolander ski in SNL features a bad pic of Cruz.

Stupid bullshit that 52 percent will take as gospel.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 07, 2016 12:28 AM (hlMPp)

336 Feliz gravitas

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 07, 2016 12:29 AM (dvuhZ)

337 Pfft. Gravitas is what you ladle over your fried potatotas.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2016 12:27 AM (q2o3


Potatotatas? Isn't that what Lena Dunham's got?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:30 AM (Z8fuk)

338 AOP, that too. :-)

cthulhu, anchovies are one of those magic ingredients like cumin; on their own they're beyond gross, but when you add just the right amount in certain recipes...

Old Blue, thanks.

Kindltot, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:31 AM (ntObR)

339 My favorite chili is made with green tomatos, white beans, and turkey thighs.


that my friend,
is not chili

Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 12:33 AM (2IvyM)

340 IIRC, anchovies are one of the ingredients in Worcestershire sauce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:33 AM (Z8fuk)

341 Steve,
If you play the tables, get rated. There is a calculation for comps. Average bet per hand and hours per day of play. If you go to the same casino and can swing it get a host. They will get you things you may not qualify for out of loyalty. Show tickets, limo to airport, fruit basket, golf, cabana by the pool. You can get the stuff you don't qualify for more easily when they aren't busy.
Yes, you need a players card. Use it. My mom gets food comped and she doesn't play much.
It took years, but the lady at the casino has done a lot for us.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 12:34 AM (egOGm)

342 Fun song by the Doobies I just discovered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ra8rOILOBg

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:34 AM (ntObR)

343 "Potatotatas? Isn't that what Lena Dunham's got?"
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:30 AM (Z8fuk)

You...

This...

I wouldn't...

You are not to be trusted with humor any longer.

*revokes silly privileges*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:35 AM (OQ9R7)

344 IIRC, anchovies are one of the ingredients in Worcestershire sauce.>>>

Or you can go with Fish sauce for the ultimate in rotted fish juice.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:36 AM (Nkdwp)

345 Cali, thanks. :-)

True, I need to get more aggressive about that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:36 AM (ntObR)

346 They weren't mine to hand-out, but I take certain liberties until they are revoked.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:36 AM (OQ9R7)

347 Potatotatas saved my life.

Posted by: John Smith at February 07, 2016 12:36 AM (FkBIv)

348 Fish sauce is an essential ingredient in authentic chili. Topped with slaw. Served with quinoa.

Cooked Sous Vide.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:37 AM (OvUux)

349
328
Cooth, the thought of having a Superbowl in my town gives me nightmares.
I get mad when the little town has it's annual Christmas/Holiday
parades and the cops cordon off half the streets. I always have to go
get something right when they have -- important prescription filled or
something, and I have to navigate all around slowly.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 07, 2016 12:25 AM (dvuhZ)


Yup -- and they gave the fiancee and I beforehand a Brand! New! Credit! Card! with a $4,000 limit, each -- charged to the max with stadium construction costs.

I was musing about this earlier today -- the Superbowl is an event nearly guaranteed to be played in a stadium where there is no home team -- it's all people who fly in. As of last week, there were supposedly 1800 unsold seats -- and ours is the smallest stadium in the league. So half the streets are closed, you can't fly a toy helicopter within 37 miles, only one-out-of-fifty local people root for either team -- and we get to reflect on our city officials selling us out to the tune of $4,000 apiece.

I'm hoping that SMOD makes a guest appearance in the halftime show.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:37 AM (EzgxV)

350 CaliGirl, a couple of years ago for my birthday, our casino host at Palace Station gave us a limo ride to Red Rocks for an outdoor Don Henley concert. It was awesome.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 07, 2016 12:38 AM (9iR5/)

351 IIRC, anchovies are one of the ingredients in Worcestershire sauce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:33 AM (Z8fuk)


They are also an ingredient in caponata sauce, although many other Italian red sauces will include one small piece just for body as well.

Posted by: HTL at February 07, 2016 12:38 AM (tcvYF)

352 "Fish sauce is an essential ingredient in authentic chili. Topped with slaw. Served with quinoa.

Cooked Sous Vide.
"
-Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:37 AM (OvUux)

When I see you, I'm going to fight you.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:38 AM (OQ9R7)

353 Cooked Sous Vide.>>>

Sounds like an interesting cooking method right up until I calculate the cost for equipment.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:39 AM (Nkdwp)

354 that my friend,
is not chili
Posted by: jack


Chile Verde

If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2016 12:39 AM (wCF3s)

355 I'll never be able to look at tater tots the same again.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 07, 2016 12:40 AM (dvuhZ)

356 338
AOP, that too. :-)



cthulhu, anchovies are one of those magic ingredients like cumin; on
their own they're beyond gross, but when you add just the right amount
in certain recipes...



Old Blue, thanks.



Kindltot, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:31 AM (ntObR)


340
IIRC, anchovies are one of the ingredients in Worcestershire sauce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:33 AM (Z8fuk)


....and in putanesca, among others. Like I said, I'm "anchovies-curious"....just haven't pulled the trigger.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:41 AM (EzgxV)

357 Sous Vide? Wasn't she that pr0n star that could suck a golf ball through fifty feet of garden hose?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:41 AM (Z8fuk)

358 Fish sauce is an essential ingredient in authentic chili. Topped with slaw. Served with quinoa.

Cooked Sous Vide.
Posted by: ChocoCheese


Ridic noted, Allah Pundit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2016 12:42 AM (wCF3s)

359 Willy J, you got a stove, pot, thermometer,and access to potable water? You can sous vide. You know C+? An arduino, theromocoupler, and immersion heater will work too.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=arduino+sous+vide
I just did 24 hour pork ribs at 61.4c. They were ridiculously tender and succulent. Finished them off with a plumbing torch.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:43 AM (OvUux)

360 Sous Vide? Wasn't she that pr0n star that could suck a golf ball through fifty feet of garden hose?>>>

The suck was awesome but the film was 12 hours long.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:43 AM (Nkdwp)

361 Posted by: Old Blue at February 07, 2016 12:38 AM (9iR5/)
I think if they like you, they can do a lot more than you think. The best we got, she gave us a huge fancy suite. Fully stocked bar, 3 bedrooms. I had a cabana by the pool. We got to see the Eagles. It was really nice of her. I don't go with my husband every time. When he brings me, she hooks us up if she can. I think she may be retiring soon. I'll miss her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 12:43 AM (egOGm)

362 "If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself."
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2016 12:39 AM (wCF3s)

Our always personable On-Site chef has taken his stand.

...fell free to ignore him in this instance.

I also put ketchup on hot dogs, so there's that.

Let's repeat the refrain...

If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:44 AM (OQ9R7)

363 ....and in putanesca, among others. Like I said, I'm "anchovies-curious"....just haven't pulled the trigger.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:41 AM (EzgxV)


I have eaten pizza with anchovies on it. Didn't kill me. Kind of like sardines dialed up to 11. One of those things that "just a touch of" is just right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:45 AM (Z8fuk)

364 Weiner dogs like ketchup.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 12:45 AM (FkBIv)

365 I also put ketchup on hot dogs, so there's that.

UNCLEAN!! UNCLEAN!!!

Posted by: Vienna Beef at February 07, 2016 12:45 AM (ntObR)

366 AOP, yup.

Garlic (just the right amount) + anchovies (also just the right amount) = magic.

Posted by: Vienna Beef at February 07, 2016 12:46 AM (ntObR)

367 Itchi gitchi ya ya da da
Itchi gitchi ya ya here
Mocha-choca-lata ya ya

Creole lady Sous-Vide

Voulez-vous mijoter avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous mijoter avec moi?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2016 12:46 AM (q2o38)

368 Well, goodnight everyone.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 12:46 AM (egOGm)

369 Off beefy sock.

Slap, just kiddin' ya.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (ntObR)

370 Well one good thing about the debate is that I got my laundry and cleaning done.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (uZNvH)

371 Goodnight Cali! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (ntObR)

372 .....and, BTW, if there is an attempted terror attack that fails miserably but ends up spattering pieces of dead terrorist all over our city's leadership in their elite privilege box, the sound you will hear for the next month will be me laughing hysterically.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (EzgxV)

373 I just did 24 hour pork ribs at 61.4c. They were ridiculously tender and succulent. Finished them off with a plumbing torch.

Posted by: ChocoCheese>>>

I can tend a smoker for 12 hours but a pot of warm water with a bag in it is harder to get people on board why your drinking beer at 6 in the morning is necessary.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (Nkdwp)

374 "Sous Vide? Wasn't she that pr0n star that could suck a golf ball through fifty feet of garden hose?"
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:41 AM (Z8fuk)

That was Sue Veed. IMDB:

-"Pro-Meatius"
-"Up 3"
-"The Viagra Diaries"

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:48 AM (OQ9R7)

375 Clearly you are hanging out with the wrong crowd. You probably still think kale is a thing.
*shudder*

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:48 AM (OvUux)

376 G'Night, CaliGirl.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:50 AM (OQ9R7)

377 can tend a smoker for 12 hours but a pot of warm
water with a bag in it is harder to get people on board why your
drinking beer at 6 in the morning is necessary.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (Nkdwp)


I worked graveyard for years, and that more than anything ruined me for beer with dinner.
Beer with breakfast is harsh even when breakfast is fresh pizza at 6.30 pm, and the places you can get a beer on a Wednesday before 7.00 am are twice as harsh

Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2016 12:53 AM (q2o38)

378 That was Sue Veed. IMDB:

-"Pro-Meatius"
-"Up 3"
-"The Viagra Diaries"

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:48 AM (OQ9R7)


Same woman. Sue Veed was her real name, but her nom de boinkeur was Sous Vide. Because classier, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:54 AM (Z8fuk)

379
ThinkProgress - McDonald’s Ridiculous New Kale Salad Is An Excellent Argument For Obamacare

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 12:55 AM (FkBIv)

380 "I can tend a smoker for 12 hours but a pot of warm water with a bag in it is harder to get people on board why your drinking beer at 6 in the morning is necessary."
-Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (Nkdwp)

Please allow me to rephrase your structure, so as to give life to your idea...

I can tend a smoker for twelve hours; but a pot of warm water and a bag doesn't allow people to understand why you need to drink beer at six in the morning.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:56 AM (OQ9R7)

381 Good night CaliGirl

Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 12:56 AM (uZNvH)

382 Need a bag of warm water with some pot in it? I'm your gal!

Posted by: Hillary at February 07, 2016 12:58 AM (Z8fuk)

383 Oops fell asleep. Now what I think I, awake

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 01:00 AM (voOPb)

384 I can tend a smoker for twelve hours; but a pot of warm water and a bag
doesn't allow people to understand why you need to drink beer at six in
the morning.>>>

More of a joke the 6 in the morning but I know that if you're tending the smoker on the 4th of July drinking before noon openly is less frowned upon.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:00 AM (Nkdwp)

385 If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself. weft cut loop you are as charming as you are stupid. You must be a HILLARY bot

Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:02 AM (2IvyM)

386 If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself. weft cut loop you are as charming as you are stupid. You must be a HILLARY bot

Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:02 AM (2IvyM)


I think I can guess your last name.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:04 AM (Z8fuk)

387 385
If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself. weft cut loop you are as charming as you are stupid. You must be a HILLARY bot


Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:02 AM (2IvyM)


N00b. Weft cut loop's been around for years....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:05 AM (EzgxV)

388 Hey I'm back. Kind of funny story...

While I'm here tonight I'm also doing my work-at-home job, typing up complaint/praise calls from people staying at various resorts, mostly Hawaii and Orlando.

Anyway just had a call from someone with a very strong accent; won't mention his name but, very ethnic. Anyway, he got in from a ton of flying and didn't get the Villa he's entitled to in his timeshare agreement, so they stuck him in another room.

He says there's pubic hair *everywhere* in this room. Literally everywhere.

So then he got on the phone to leave the message I transcribed, and he said the phone was unplugged and he had to spend 10 minutes moving furniture to plug it in.

Finally, he mentioned he pays $2000 for the privilege of being treated like this.

Hope he gets some satisfaction. But dang... okay, that's a bad experience.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 01:06 AM (ntObR)

389 $2000 a year, to boot.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 01:06 AM (ntObR)

390 Al Blozis played for New York, got a pass from his unit to play in the 1944 championship game, then rejoined his unit and was killed in Belgium. His #32 was retired by the Giants.

Posted by: James at February 07, 2016 01:06 AM (qSVHN)

391 Damn its an ORCA rubio-romney gope lovefest in here.

I'm out. 8D

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 01:06 AM (OvUux)

392 I think I can guess your last name.
Go for it big fella

Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:06 AM (2IvyM)

393 Corn salsa:

(cast-iron skillet, stove turned-up to NINE!)

-1/2 bag frozen corn
-1/2 medium red bell pepper
-One lime
-2 Tbsp ground coriander

Flash-scorn the corn for three minutes, constantly stirring. Add red bell pepper.

Squeeze lime over partially-blackened corn and sprinkle coriander conservatively.

Remove from heat and enjoy!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:07 AM (OQ9R7)

394 debate is that I got my laundry and cleaning done.
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (uZNvH)

Thought a single , rich teacher like you hired that out to an illegal.

/////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 01:07 AM (voOPb)

395 Why not SuperBowl XXXXX?
For heavens sake, think of the innocent chilrun exposed to a XXXXX event!

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 07, 2016 01:07 AM (FtrY1)

396 qdpsteve, serves him right, timeshares are a big ripoff anyway :/

Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 01:08 AM (uZNvH)

397 Don't be a retard, Jack.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:08 AM (OQ9R7)

398 chemjeff, alls i knows is I'd demand my contract be cancelled. And probably some money back.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 01:09 AM (ntObR)

399 *stomps into ont*

>>>If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself. weft cut loop you are as charming as you are stupid. You must be a HILLARY bot

Well, you seem like you'd be a hit at parties.

*flings chair*

Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 01:09 AM (e+1S5)

400 Thought a single , rich teacher like you hired that out to an illegal.



/////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 01:07 AM (voOPb)

oddly enough my mom thinks I should hire a housekeeper. I keep saying no, I don't want to pay someone to clean up after me, it just seems wrong. besides I wouldn't want a housekeeper to be poking around in my closet and discover my "Thai Midget Tranny Hooker Monthly" subscription

Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 01:10 AM (uZNvH)

401 *looks to see if there's any shit that hasn't been stirred*

*stirs that piece*


Just being thorough, Ma'am.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 07, 2016 01:11 AM (1xUj/)

402 chemjeff, LOL.

BTW slapweasel, also LOL for your porn titles. Wish I could think of some to add, have a comedy block tonight I guess. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 01:11 AM (ntObR)

403 Flash-scorn the corn for three minutes, constantly stirring. Add red bell pepper.

Squeeze lime over partially-blackened corn and sprinkle coriander conservatively.

Remove from heat and enjoy!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:07 AM (OQ9R7)


You have to scorn the corn? Benign neglect won't cut it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:11 AM (Z8fuk)

404 Whatever you do AOP, don't annoy the corn's children. They HATE that... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 01:12 AM (ntObR)

405 ..."You have to scorn the corn? Benign neglect won't cut it?"
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:11 AM (Z8fuk)

Negative. The corn must dance on your behalf. Ridicule is optional, however.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:13 AM (OQ9R7)

406 weft is the one who told me to go fuck myself, when I POLITELY disagreed about what constitutes chili and I am the bad guy?

Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:13 AM (2IvyM)

407 It's an election year, so we should review.




Troll -- someone posting here that clearly doesn't want to be one of us, and is posting shit to get an angry response.



Moby -- someone posting here who wants to appear to be one of us in order to elicit a response he can take back to moby-land and point to as an example of what assholes we are.



False flag -- someone posting here who wants to appear to be one of us in order to pull a quote of himself being an asshole in order to smear all of us as being assholes. [See "banhammered" and "missing".]

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:16 AM (EzgxV)

408 weft is the one who told me to go fuck myself, when I POLITELY disagreed about what constitutes chili and I am the bad guy?
Posted by: jack


Oh, I'm sorry. Were you offended?

Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2016 01:17 AM (wCF3s)

409
406
weft is the one who told me to go fuck myself, when I POLITELY disagreed about what constitutes chili and I am the bad guy?


Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:13 AM (2IvyM)


Pobrecito. Mi corazon esta sangrando para ti.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:17 AM (EzgxV)

410 Listen, jack...

Find the AoSHQ filter. It is right over there>>>

Once you saturate yourself, you are then allowed to filter the commentary.

If you think that "Green Salsa" is going to be a point of contention?

...You'd best buy a suit of armor, Amigo.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:18 AM (OQ9R7)

411 you don't have to ban I'm gone, attacked for defending myself what a welcoming group

Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:18 AM (2IvyM)

412 *reviews tape*

OK, both a youse committed fouls.

Now touch gloves and come out fighting clean.

Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:19 AM (1xUj/)

413 Well, normally instead of getting all agro, most people just say "bless your soul" or advise that while longbows are the bomb, they loose power when it is over 77 degrees F.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2016 01:19 AM (q2o38)

414 I just did 24 hour pork ribs at 61.4c.
-----------------

I was told there would be no socialist temperature references here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:19 AM (RrDm2)

415 Too bad we lost "jack", we'd say around the non-fire that will never be.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:20 AM (OQ9R7)

416 weft is the one who told me to go fuck myself, when I POLITELY disagreed about what constitutes chili and I am the bad guy?

Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:13 AM (2IvyM)


Jack, it may have escaped your attention, but this place has a long tradition of seemingly rude epithets being tossed around over silly "controversies". Longbow vs crossbow, Ginger vs Mary Ann, cod vs pollock, chili vs chili with beans, etc., etc. Don't take it seriously. It's all in fun. Part of the culture of this place.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:20 AM (Z8fuk)

417 ok good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 01:21 AM (uZNvH)

418 Be careful. Under the new college rules, self-fornication may well be rape if self-consent isn't affirmed every 5 minutes.

You have to ask Mr. Happy if he wants to be happy.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 07, 2016 01:21 AM (dvuhZ)

419 411 jack

Your prerogative, of course, but I'd urge you to stick around.

It *appears* that you're a newbie, and the ONT is sort of a Wild West affair. Maybe try one of the dedicated (?) threads and see what a generally welcoming and fun place this can be.

Be well :-)

Posted by: speedster1 at February 07, 2016 01:21 AM (vUcdz)

420 Lordy, lordy! A flounce!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:22 AM (Z8fuk)

421 "I was told there would be no socialist temperature references here."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:19 AM (RrDm2)

This guy gets it. We work in NON-SOVIET, confusing, four-and-three based numbers!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:23 AM (OQ9R7)

422 416
weft is the one who told me to go fuck myself, when I POLITELY disagreed about what constitutes chili and I am the bad guy?



Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:13 AM (2IvyM)





Jack, it may have escaped your attention, but this place has a long
tradition of seemingly rude epithets being tossed around over silly
"controversies". Longbow vs crossbow, Ginger vs Mary Ann, cod vs
pollock, chili vs chili with beans, etc., etc. Don't take it seriously.
It's all in fun. Part of the culture of this place.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:20 AM (Z8fuk)





Gone. Bad fit. Both sides better off.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:23 AM (EzgxV)

423 G'Night, chemjeff.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:23 AM (OQ9R7)

424 This guy gets it. We work in NON-SOVIET, confusing, four-and-three based numbers!
Posted by: Slapwease
--------------------

Eight dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:24 AM (RrDm2)

425 This guy gets it. We work in NON-SOVIET, confusing, four-and-three based numbers!
Posted by: Slapwease


Right.

*adds two stone to Slapweasel's rucksack*

Evening things out, mate.

Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:24 AM (1xUj/)

426 424 MH

I was told....

Posted by: speedster1 at February 07, 2016 01:24 AM (vUcdz)

427 Gone. Bad fit. Both sides better off.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:23 AM (EzgxV)


Seems he was aiming to make a martyr of himself, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:24 AM (Z8fuk)

428 >>>Don't be a retard, Jack.



Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:08 AM (OQ9R7)<<<

Simpre Jack?! Herro, Simpre Jack. We rove your movie!!!

Posted by: Flaming Dragon gang at February 07, 2016 01:26 AM (H9MG5)

429 "Eight dammit."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:24 AM (RrDm2)

Eight, my foot.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:26 AM (OQ9R7)

430 I'm not getting the humor.

Posted by: Stumbo at February 07, 2016 01:26 AM (FkBIv)

431 All recipes should quote cooking temperatures in degrees Rankine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:27 AM (Z8fuk)

432 425
This guy gets it. We work in NON-SOVIET, confusing, four-and-three based numbers!

Posted by: Slapwease



Right.



*adds two stone to Slapweasel's rucksack*



Evening things out, mate.

Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:24 AM (1xUj/)


Are you thinking that's "Slapweasel Bergeron"?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:27 AM (EzgxV)

433 Recipes are for losers.

Throw shit on the fire until it looks done.

Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (1xUj/)

434 Jeff tell he to stay out of your closet or you keel her

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (voOPb)

435 *does the math*

61.4 C. is 216.41 F.

In octal

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (RrDm2)

436 I had no clue the Super Bowl was tomorrow. Probably because I couldn't possibly care less.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (kpqmD)

437
422 Well, unless you just figure we're all guests in Ace's house.
Then maybe one might ask how we're expected totreat other guests in someone else's house, especially new ones.

Posted by: MAx at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (LAliD)

438 430
I'm not getting the humor.



Posted by: Stumbo at February 07, 2016 01:26 AM (FkBIv)


You should talk.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:29 AM (EzgxV)

439 Are you thinking that's "Slapweasel Bergeron"?
Posted by: cthulhu


Yes.

Also snarking because 14 (lbs/stone) isn't based on 3 and 4.

I know, math humor on the ONT. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:29 AM (1xUj/)

440 You guys are all judgmental dicks.

I'm out!

Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:29 AM (Nkdwp)

441 I know, math humor on the ONT. I'm sorry.
Posted by: Referee
-------------

There's nothing funny about math.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:30 AM (RrDm2)

442 436
I had no clue the Super Bowl was tomorrow. Probably because I couldn't possibly care less.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (kpqmD)


I wish I could care less, but my fucking city government sold me into debt to pay for it, and is fucking up my freedom of travel during the event.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:31 AM (EzgxV)

443 That's two good rage flounces in one day. I guess the horde ate their warrior food today.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 01:32 AM (e+1S5)

444 ..."In octal.'
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (RrDm2)

*takes measure*

*hands Orchestra Conductor's Wand to Hammer*

...*fizzle*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:32 AM (OQ9R7)

445 I wish I could care less, but my fucking city government sold me into debt to pay for it, and is fucking up my freedom of travel during the event.
Posted by: cthulhu
--------------

When the Olympics came to Atlanta, Mrs. H and I skedaddled for the beach.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:32 AM (RrDm2)

446 I wish I could care less, but my fucking city government sold me into debt to pay for it, and is fucking up my freedom of travel during the event.
Posted by: cthulhu


Bernie will make the Stupid Bowl free.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 01:32 AM (FkBIv)

447 437 MAx

Seconded.

Posted by: speedster1 at February 07, 2016 01:33 AM (vUcdz)

448 You have to scorn the corn? Benign neglect won't cut it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:11 AM (Z8fuk)

Corn, your mother smelt of elderberries. Now BROWN, or we shall taunt you a second time.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 07, 2016 01:34 AM (NPofj)

449 443
That's two good rage flounces in one day. I guess the horde ate their warrior food today.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 01:32 AM (e+1S5)


Who was the other? A N00b, a sock, a rebrand, or a regular?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:34 AM (EzgxV)

450 Did I misunderstand the PP video release ---> he got that AFTER all the shit hit the fan IN Houston AFTER they indicted him. Because if that's true, they are stupid and he has balls of gold.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2016 01:35 AM (cXiMR)

451 I unplug my nose in your general direction!

Posted by: French Knight Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:35 AM (1xUj/)

452 I wish I could care less, but my fucking city government sold me into debt to pay for it, and is fucking up my freedom of travel during the event.

Oh boy. You have my sympathy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 01:37 AM (kpqmD)

453 I unplug my nose in your general direction!
Posted by: French Knight Bandersnatch
-------------

Have you been using Ace's French to English dictionary? It may have a few flaws.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:37 AM (RrDm2)

454 If only FenelonSpoke had been here to intercede, peace might have prevailed.

Or... there would be death by typo.

Posted by: I Don't Know Jack at February 07, 2016 01:37 AM (H/5vA)

455 >>>There's nothing funny about math.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:30 AM (RrDm2)<<<

Word. It can be too divisive.

Posted by: math hurts at February 07, 2016 01:37 AM (H9MG5)

456 Did I misunderstand the PP video release ---> he got that AFTER all the shit hit the fan IN Houston AFTER they indicted him. Because if that's true, they are stupid and he has balls of gold.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2016 01:35 AM (cXiMR)


I think they said it was outtakes from the original videos. Stuff they had in the can, but had overlooked in favor of what appeared to be "marketable". I expect there will be more to come.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:38 AM (Z8fuk)

457 When that corn hits the skillet, you'd better hear it want to jump out of that pan.

After ten seconds, It'll want to jump from your scorn!

...Remove it from the heat and add the other ingredients.

-Victory.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:38 AM (OQ9R7)

458 Or... there would be death by typo.
Posted by: I Don't Know Jack
-------------

Poor grammie. She seemed so nice... and about to be married. Struck down by a typo, in the prime of life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:39 AM (RrDm2)

459 437

422 Well, unless you just figure we're all guests in Ace's house.
Then maybe one might ask how we're expected totreat other guests in someone else's house, especially new ones.

Posted by: MAx at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (LAliD)


See previous trolls/mobys/false flags post. We should fend-off attacks on the integrity of our host.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:39 AM (EzgxV)

460 sup horde

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 07, 2016 01:40 AM (R5HRU)

461 My 440 was supposed to be a joke. Dam I suck at this internet crap.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:40 AM (Nkdwp)

462 We should fend-off attacks on the integrity of our host.
Posted by: cthulhu
-----------------
* ponders hobo hunting, trash picking *
Uh.
Well, okay.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:41 AM (RrDm2)

463 After ten seconds, It'll want to jump from your scorn!

...Remove it from the heat and add the other ingredients.

-Victory.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:38 AM (OQ9R7)


Wanna see my corn recipe?

Posted by: Roxy Raye at February 07, 2016 01:42 AM (Z8fuk)

464 There are pubic hairs everywhere in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Posted by: Reggie at February 07, 2016 01:42 AM (UBS9M)

465 >>>Who was the other? A N00b, a sock, a rebrand, or a regular?

First name the plane thread. Fairly early on, maybe comment 40 or so.

Ah, fuck it. I'll find it and copy/paste it if the iPad wants to play nice with pixy.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 01:42 AM (e+1S5)

466 Is it a requirement to talk about football on this thread? Because if so, you found a way to shut me up; Congratulations. ;^)

So, I'm not going to talk about football and I would go on the debate thread. but I think it's done now I didn't watch the debate but i watched a clip from it on Legal Insurrection. Say what you like about My Governor-Chris Christie-but he's not a stupid man. He hammered Marco Rubio-correctly- on the fact he's a lightweight with talking points given repeatedly. Rubio is not as smart as
Christie He's not as smart as Cruz. Yes, I would prefer a Governor as President. I wanted Perry and then I wanted Walker because they do have the executive experience. I think Christie is not conservative enough but he has shown up to do his job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 01:43 AM (w4NZ8)

467 461
My 440 was supposed to be a joke. Dam I suck at this internet crap.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:40 AM (Nkdwp)


You're not gone yet?

j/k. Joke flopped. Try another.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:43 AM (EzgxV)

468 -Posted by: Roxy Raye at February 07, 2016 01:42 AM (Z8fuk)

Negative, Ghostrider. The pattern is full.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:43 AM (OQ9R7)

469 See previous trolls/mobys/false flags post. We should fend-off attacks on the integrity of our host.

I went back to the videotape. Weft kinda sorta told the newb to fuck off without much provocation.

That's why I recommended touching gloves and coming out clean.

Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:44 AM (1xUj/)

470 Cooth, here it is:

>>>82 I rarely read the comments on this site. This thead confirms the correctness of my decision. Most of the attempts at humor are pathetic. If you can't provide a serious answer, how about you STFU?
Posted by: Strabo at February 06, 2016 03:03 PM (Nxt4N)

Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 01:45 AM (e+1S5)

471 I went back to the videotape. Weft kinda sorta told the newb to fuck off without much provocation.

That's why I recommended touching gloves and coming out clean.

Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:44 AM (1xUj/)


So he was giving the noob the same respect as he gives commenters of long standing? That's admirable, is it not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:46 AM (Z8fuk)

472 You're not gone yet?

j/k. Joke flopped. Try ano

Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:47 AM (Nkdwp)

473 Say what you like about My Governor-Chris Christie-but he's not a stupid man. He hammered Marco Rubio-correctly- on the fact he's a lightweight with talking points given repeatedly.

I think that's the only thing that happened in the debate.

Christie beat the tar out of Rubio. I don't know if it will help Christie, but damn that was a beat down.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 01:47 AM (1xUj/)

474 472 Fck I was gonna not post again. But too drunk to be sneaky.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:49 AM (Nkdwp)

475 There are pubic hairs everywhere in the Lincoln Bedroom.
Posted by: Reggie
-------------------

As though that is a surprise.
Consider for example, Jane Fonda stayed there while the Clintons had possession. Bill & Hill are quite the pair. They put one of the most despised people in America in the Lincoln bedroom.

Posted by: Doris Kearns Goodman at February 07, 2016 01:50 AM (RrDm2)

476 I personally have tried to get beyond pathetic. I feel my preferred level is between "incoherent" and "incompetent".

Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2016 01:50 AM (q2o38)

477 "I went back to the videotape. Weft kinda sorta told the newb to fuck off without much provocation.

That's why I recommended touching gloves and coming out clean.
"
-Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:44 AM (1xUj/)

I ate all sorts of shit as a Libertarian Noob, from all angles.

I knew what I stood for and I still voice my opinion because I couldn't care less about keyboard tough-guys.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:50 AM (OQ9R7)

478 Well, unless you just figure we're all guests in Ace's house.
Then maybe one might ask how we're expected totreat other guests in someone else's house, especially new ones.

Posted by: MAx at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (LAliD)


Well said.

Posted by: HTL at February 07, 2016 01:51 AM (tcvYF)

479 O.K. I have to say Trump is good for a laugh
(And yes, there are many fine people who support Trump and yes, he makes some good points. I hurry to point that out lest I get hammered by the more-how shall i put it?_ "fervent acolytes" of Trump) Trump actually said this:

"I actually think I have the best temperament."


ROTFL. Classic

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 01:51 AM (w4NZ8)

480 Christie sounded good tonight. I'm not a fanboi, but he sounded good. Mature and thoughtful.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:51 AM (RrDm2)

481 466
Is it a requirement to talk about football on this thread? Because if so, you found a way to shut me up; Congratulations. ;^)



So, I'm not going to talk about football and I would go on the
debate thread. but I think it's done now I didn't watch the debate but i
watched a clip from it on Legal Insurrection. Say what you like about
My Governor-Chris Christie-but he's not a stupid man. He hammered Marco
Rubio-correctly- on the fact he's a lightweight with talking points
given repeatedly. Rubio is not as smart as

Christie He's not as smart as Cruz. Yes, I would prefer a Governor
as President. I wanted Perry and then I wanted Walker because they do
have the executive experience. I think Christie is not conservative
enough but he has shown up to do his job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 01:43 AM (w4NZ


For you, it is not important to speak of this thing or that. When you speak, we listen with our hearts open wide.

In the main, I agree with your analysis -- but, as a practical matter, we're talking Trump, Cruz, or Rubio.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:52 AM (EzgxV)

482 I personally have tried to get beyond pathetic. I feel my preferred level is between "incoherent" and "incompetent".

Posted by: Kindltot
---------------

I regard myself as an affable idler.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:53 AM (RrDm2)

483 I dont want Christie as President - but he would make an awesome Chief of Staff.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2016 01:54 AM (cXiMR)

484 "Christie sounded good tonight. I'm not a fanboi, but he sounded good. Mature and thoughtful."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:51 AM (RrDm2)

See? This guy says stupid shit all the time and we all still love him.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:54 AM (OQ9R7)

485 This guy says stupid shit all the time and we all still love him.
Posted by: Slapweasel
-------------------

Well, see, I don't even take myself seriously, so I'm never disappointed if no one else does.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:55 AM (RrDm2)

486 474
472 Fck I was gonna not post again. But too drunk to be sneaky.


Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:49 AM (Nkdwp)



Try being amusing. Then we'll want you back.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:55 AM (EzgxV)

487 I dont want Christie as President - but he would make an awesome Chief of Staff.

OK, that works. I think we can start building Horde consensus.

Appoint Cruz to the Supreme Court, we'd mostly probably go for that.

Is there anyone who would be good at being President?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 01:57 AM (1xUj/)

488
Beddy-bye. G'night all.

*unfurls Panthers flag*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:57 AM (RrDm2)

489 Try being amusing. Then we'll want you back.>>>

I'll try but I'm no Amy Schumer.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:58 AM (Nkdwp)

490 I'd want Christy at my side in a 2am fistfight at Waffle House.

Posted by: Kid Rock at February 07, 2016 01:58 AM (UBS9M)

491 483
I dont want Christie as President - but he would make an awesome Chief of Staff.


Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2016 01:54 AM (cXiMR)


That's quite intriguing -- especially if Cruz gets the nom.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:59 AM (EzgxV)

492 "Well, see, I don't even take myself seriously, so I'm never disappointed if no one else does."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:55 AM (RrDm2)

...And that is exactly why my mediocre-level of intelligence is allowed to flow within the stream.

As I've said repeatedly...

My only talent is spelling things correctly.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:59 AM (OQ9R7)

493 In the main, I agree with your analysis -- but, as a practical matter, we're talking Trump, Cruz, or Rubio.

Yes; I wasn't suggesting Christie as a contender. He has no shot and I'm a Cruz supporter anyway. I'm disgusted by the fact that the MSM the Gope are pushing Rubio-I think because. both the Republicans and the Democrats think they can manipulate him. So for what Cruz lacks in executive experience he would make up in brains, I think. Rubio not so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 01:59 AM (w4NZ8)

494 G'Night, Hammer.

...Go Panthers!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:59 AM (OQ9R7)

495 489 "I'll try but I'm no Amy Schumer."

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 02:01 AM (EzgxV)

496 Appoint Cruz to the Supreme Court, we'd mostly probably go for that.



Is there anyone who would be good at being President?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 01:57 AM (1xUj/)

Yep... Cruz. And then he can appoint his own damn self to the Supreme Court as his last official appointment in 8 years.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 07, 2016 02:02 AM (NPofj)

497 I have half a glass of bourbon left before bed so I must continue taunting you.

*taunt*

Go away, or I will taunt you again!

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 02:03 AM (1xUj/)

498 I'll try but I'm no Amy Schumer.


Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:58 AM (Nkdwp)

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at February 07, 2016 02:03 AM (H9MG5)

499 If Rubio comes in third in NH, what will the gope do?

Posted by: eman at February 07, 2016 02:03 AM (MQEz6)

500 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat tonight. Happy Sunday. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 02:04 AM (ntObR)

501 495
489 "I'll try but I'm no Amy Schumer."


Posted by: Amy Schumer>>>

Being the straight man sucks.

Posted by: Abbott Cosettlo at February 07, 2016 02:05 AM (Nkdwp)

502 Yep... Cruz. And then he can appoint his own damn self to the Supreme Court as his last official appointment in 8 years.

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 02:05 AM (w4NZ8)

503 Maybe Strabo will like the book thread.

Posted by: eman at February 07, 2016 02:06 AM (MQEz6)

504 If Rubio comes in third in NH, what will the gope do?

Posted by: eman at February 07, 2016 02:03 AM (MQEz6)


Cry like the whiny nancies they are and then try to get their hands on some dioxin and one of those poison delivering spy umbrellas to take out Cruz and Trump.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 07, 2016 02:06 AM (NPofj)

505
496
Appoint Cruz to the Supreme Court, we'd mostly probably go for that.





Is there anyone who would be good at being President?



Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 01:57 AM (1xUj/)

Yep... Cruz. And then he can appoint his own damn self to the Supreme Court as his last official appointment in 8 years.


Posted by: redbanzai at February 07, 2016 02:02 AM (NPofj)


Our republic is seriously thrashing because it is no longer behaving as a republic -- it is an autocracy of the Statists.....rule by an illegitimate beltway elite. Cruz has the understanding and the values to change this.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 02:06 AM (EzgxV)

506 OK, this is crazy and spooky -- the 74-year-old classic rocker deaths continue!

The latest victim?

Dan Hicks:

http://www.sfgate.com/music/article/Dan-Hicks-a-true-original-of-S-F-music-scene-6812738.php

He's not as famous as Paul Kantner or Maurice White or Signe Toly Anderson or the other 74-old musicians who have died this year, but music historians know him as the leader of the world's very first psychedelic band, the Charlatans in SF in 1964-5. Both the Grateful Dead and the Jefferson Airplane got their start as opening acts for the Charlatans. The Charlatans also invented the concept of the rock poster! Later he went to more fame with Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks -- the sort of bluegrass/rock hybrid band with a cult following in the early '70s.

RIP

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2016 02:06 AM (jBuUi)

507 G'Night, qdpsteve.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 02:07 AM (OQ9R7)

508 Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2016 02:06 AM (jBuUi)

I'll get nervous when Flock of Seagulls drops dead of old age.

Posted by: eman at February 07, 2016 02:10 AM (MQEz6)

509 >>>Being the straight man sucks.


Posted by: Abbott Cosettlo at February 07, 2016 02:05 AM (Nkdwp)<<<

There are options...

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 07, 2016 02:12 AM (H9MG5)

510 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*American Flag*

*National Anthem*

*Test Pattern*

*Squeeeeeee....*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 02:12 AM (OQ9R7)

511 I'll get nervous when Flock of Seagulls drops dead of old age.


It wasn't old age, motherfucker.

Posted by: Jules Winfield at February 07, 2016 02:12 AM (1xUj/)

512 Going to sleep is finally outweighing my need to fit in.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 02:12 AM (Nkdwp)

513 Dan Hicks scared himself to death.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 02:15 AM (FkBIv)

514 I will reprise my role as Katy Perry's left shark during halftime. *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 07, 2016 03:01 AM (ML24Y)

515 quitters

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 07, 2016 03:21 AM (R5HRU)

516 There's a party in the thread upstairs.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 07, 2016 03:34 AM (/ciMI)

517 What Rubio has never said.

I am Not a Robot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_oMD6-6q5Y

Posted by: somejoe at February 07, 2016 04:03 AM (iAo8J)

518 There's nothing funny about math.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:30 AM (RrDm2)


Yeah, the humor is so derivative.

Posted by: RickZ at February 07, 2016 05:13 AM (Ix+HS)

519 If Rubio comes in third in NH, what will the gope do?

Posted by: eman at February 07, 2016 02:03 AM (MQEz6)


Claim victory! What else? Commie Core math wins again!

Posted by: RickZ at February 07, 2016 05:21 AM (Ix+HS)

520 oh yeah, but what about the line: carolina giving 5.

what thinks ye?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 06:05 AM (WTSFk)

521 CDR M, stop hot-linking pics. Googles' up with that stuff.

Posted by: Corona at February 07, 2016 08:11 AM (ragzU)

522 Six months of blessed peace looms, in which the only sport that matters, Our National Pastime, flourishes without distractions? Say it IS so!

Eleven days, folks, eleven days until the earliest tranche of pitchers and catchers report.

Posted by: MarkhamShawPyle at February 07, 2016 10:29 AM (WlkUc)

523 Greetings:

Maybe in addition to the "remove your caps" the announcer could add something about those divine little skullcaps that player have affected over the last several years and maybe even Mr. Newton's favorite head towel.

Posted by: 11B40 at February 07, 2016 12:06 PM (evgyj)

524 Check, check.

Posted by: Test at February 07, 2016 02:13 PM (SCx0h)

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