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Overnight Open Thread Pre-Super Bowl Edition (6 Feb 2016)
I hope you don't mind the lack of current events or politics in tonight's ONT. Tomorrow is the big game, Super Bowl 50. This is the last NFL football game until August 7, 2016 exactly 6 months from tomorrow. I hate Cold Turkey football withdrawals.
Ladies & gentlemen will you please rise and remove your caps. As usual pants are optional.Snack Ideas For Your Super Bowl Party
Not sure if our resident Chef CBD will have any ideas for you before the big game. So here's a few ideas. A Little NFL History Lesson The National Football League assumed its name in 1922. Previously it had been formed in 1920 as the American Professional Football Association. Only 2 originally named teams remain, the Bears and the Cardinals. The Green Bay Packers were formed in 1921 and joined the league in 1922. This is the longest residing franchise in one location. The team is publicly owned by stock holders. No Jerry Jones, No Daniel Snyder, no Al Davis just a board of directors and the typical NFL front office. The very first championship game was played in 1933. Drafting of college players started in 1936. The NFL's TV debut occurred on October 22, 1939 between the Brooklyn Dodgers and the Philadelphia Eagles. Estimated viewership, 500. Early NFL teams often adopted the name of their hometown baseball teams. 1958 saw the NFL championship played between the Baltimore Colts and the New York Giants. It was the first nationally televised football game. 1960 saw the formation of the American Football League. Many of the these AFL owners had failed in obtaining NFL franchises. Over the next 6 years the NFL and AFL would vie for players with separate drafts. In 1966 the AFL and NFL merged. The very first Superbowl was between my beloved Green Bay Packers and the Kansas City Chiefs. Of course Green Bay prevailed. Several NFL players over the years have played in the MLB. Recent players include Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders. Bud Grant, Minnesota Vikings head coach was 0- 4 in Super Bowl appearances. He however did coach 4 Grey Cup Championships in the CFL. Did you know that Grant is the only person to both play in the NFL and NBA? He was a member of the Philadelphia Eagles and Minneapolis Lakers. He also played in the CFL. He is still alive at age 88 and has an office at the MN Vikings HQ. Over the years wars and armed conflicts have taken place. Only 2 NFL players have died while serving their country. These 2 heroes are Bob Kalsu of the Buffalo Bills in Viet Nam and Arizona Cardinal Pat Tillman in Afghanistan. Amazing what this little outfit of football players has become in 96 years. Tomorrow 189 million people are expected to watch Super Bowl 50. I guess that's why CBS is charging $5 million dollars for a 30 second ad during the game. Speaking of money, Super Bowl 50 is expected to draw an estimated $4.2 billion in bets. More unique tidbits about the NFL can be found here. Don't worry Morons, there will not be a quiz at the end of the ONT. Number 2 pencils are becoming a thing of the past. Pre-Super Bowl Entertainment This beats a sharp stick in the eye and a free half time show by Coldplay. Not Everything Is Racism Yeah Cam Newton I'm talking to you. You were given a full ride college scholarship. You were the number 1 over all draft choice in the NFL. You most likely will be the NFL's MVP this year. Your replica jersey is in the top 5 of jersey sales. I don't think that is racism. While you were a child Cam, I remember a certain running back from the Detroit Lions who handed the football to the nearest official when he scored. Barry Sanders acted like he had scored before. He is also an African-American. He was a classy player who played on a crappy team. Whether you are white, black, brown, green, if you act like a jackass expect people to be critical of you. Cheerleaders Anyone?
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Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:14 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:15 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 10:15 PM (0uGix)
it has it's own gravitational field. Enjoy the veal,,,,
Posted by: Amos Alonzo Stagg at February 06, 2016 10:16 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2016 10:16 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: in before the grammar Nazis at February 06, 2016 10:16 PM (8CdUx)
Apparently not only are gender and race "social constructs" by The Patriarchy™, but apparently time itself is a tool of oppression!
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10992
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 06, 2016 10:18 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Jeb at February 06, 2016 10:19 PM (kvhal)
Posted by: The NFL's Lawyers at February 06, 2016 10:19 PM (wCF3s)
What, is that off-topic too soon?
Evening, Overnighties.
Posted by: mindful webworker - doggone it at February 06, 2016 10:19 PM (ACs58)
I wonder if we can have elbows for golf? Or how about sport fishing?
Bowling?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2016 10:19 PM (5tT9a)
Scrolled thru and it was 30 pictures of goop. Tasty goop, I'm sure, but still goop.
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2016 10:20 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 10:20 PM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 06, 2016 10:20 PM (FkBIv)
Name another quarterback that gives EVERY ball that he scores with away to kids?
I'll wait.
Go Panthers
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:23 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 06, 2016 10:23 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:24 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2016 10:24 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2016 10:24 PM (i73ja)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2016 10:25 PM (HWcaz)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2016 10:25 PM (i73ja)
Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:26 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: no good deed at February 06, 2016 10:27 PM (GgxVX)
Got yer golfer's elbow right here:
http://tinyurl.com/z8gwaje
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 06, 2016 10:28 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2016 10:28 PM (HWcaz)
Posted by: mpfs at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (hkjkH)
So I looked up some stuff, and there is a dispute over this. The increase in heroin use did start before the prescription pill crackdown and that makes some conclude it was independent. Reasons they cite are lower cost and increased quality, allowing it to be snorted rather than injected.
It could be both, of course.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (dvuhZ)
The Panthers O v the Broncs D will be a very intriguing matchup. I have no idea who will prevail.
I do expect the Panther D to hold The Broncs O to about 10 -- 13 points tho.
Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (LXzYd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (voOPb)
"Fight for old dixie"
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (HWcaz)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (AimgL)
The Vichy GOP House has passed a bill banning them and forcing everyone to buy new, low-energy government-subsidized twisty pencils made from recycled sippy-straws filled with colored mercury. FOR THE CHILDREN!!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 06, 2016 10:30 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 06, 2016 10:30 PM (0O7c5)
You clearly don't understand that "elbows" here are not elbows.
I hate to state the obvious. "Elbows" are tits.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 10:30 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 06, 2016 10:30 PM (kvhal)
It's a drug sign.
He's 26 years old and he is not stupid. He has motivated a group of mostly Black players to follow him anywhere, and they do.
But, he has no tattoos and he is the last guy to leave practice everyday.
He's a man child.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:30 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:14 PM (qUNWi)
Fastest man on the field.....always last to a tackle.
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2016 10:30 PM (j7iSn)
Scrolled thru and it was 30 pictures of goop. Tasty goop, I'm sure, but still goop.
Posted by: t-bird
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I did not even click the link yet, but I'm betting Velveeta & Rotel are on that list.
Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2016 10:31 PM (2tQk+)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 10:31 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2016 10:31 PM (HWcaz)
this week. .......... If it
sucks, I'll have back up.
Posted by: no good deed
Your family has some strange dietary selections, but.....who am I to judge?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 06, 2016 10:31 PM (+1T7c)
I actually don't like being the favorite.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:32 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 10:32 PM (zt+N6)
'Cuz Seattle's in Canada. They always have the state flag with the US flag.
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2016 10:32 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Village Idiot at February 06, 2016 10:33 PM (bf86X)
Posted by: zombie sigmund freud at February 06, 2016 10:33 PM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 10:33 PM (1ijHg)
Oh, I do understand what part of the female anatomy "elbows" refer to; you don't understand when your lower extremity is being pulled.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 06, 2016 10:33 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 10:34 PM (wCF3s)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 10:34 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2016 10:34 PM (5tT9a)
Epic. If we lose, they might burn the club down.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:34 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (5csB/)
I do love family coming to visit.
But the constant "cooking my ass off" does get old in a hurry.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 10:33 PM (1ijHg)
when my family comes to visit...they do the cooking.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (i73ja)
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 10:34 PM (1ijHg)
Depends on how cold it is.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 06, 2016 10:36 PM (GEICT)
I'm rooting for ISIS, during halftime.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (i73ja)
I am so old I don't have a clue who "Cold Play" is. Now that tall hot Black girl, I know.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:36 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (5csB/)
Anti-Lesbian.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 06, 2016 10:36 PM (zc3Db)
I hate to be pedantic but, Denver Beat New England in 2015 in the regular season. They beat them again in 2016 in the post season.
Not quite the same year.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 10:37 PM (1ijHg)
Taking a wild guess here: Carolina country?
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2016 10:37 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:37 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:38 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Hajime Sorayama at February 06, 2016 10:38 PM (wCF3s)
Posted by: Josephistan at February 06, 2016 10:38 PM (7qAYi)
50? 50? After all the Roman Numerals, they go with 50?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 10:38 PM (1ijHg)
Denver beat New England twice in one year. How many teams can say that in the Brady era?
Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:35 PM (qUNWi)
Since the Pats had to stop cheating, they aren't so tough anymore.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:38 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2016 10:38 PM (i73ja)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (5csB/)
They were worried about Hillary at Super Bowl 59.
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (ZxmMG)
Same as the Super Bowl - one team licks the other.
Posted by: Josephistan at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Jeb! at February 06, 2016 10:40 PM (jJRIy)
Yeah, when my folks visit, my mother cooks. I don't ask it of my mother in law though. She has poor mobility, and it pains me to see her standing in the kitchen.
Posted by: no good deed at February 06, 2016 10:40 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2016 10:41 PM (4ErVI)
Here in Silicon Valley, they should have gone with Super Bowl 0x32.
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2016 10:41 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:41 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (dvuhZ)
I don't think there would be a problem if they played with a floppy, totally deflated football.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 06, 2016 10:41 PM (zc3Db)
I think the Panthers will prevail tomorrow. Peyton is just too dinged up. You can see the effects of his foot injury on his throws -- no power, lots of floating passes, poor accuracy. Really limits the Broncos' offensive options. Plus, I think the officials will hamstring the Broncos defense protecting Cam Newton.
I'll be rooting for the Broncos, but I bet it's well-over by half-time.
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 10:42 PM (t5zYU)
ask it of my mother in law though. She has poor mobility, and it pains
me to see her standing in the kitchen.
Posted by: no good deed at February 06, 2016 10:40 PM (GgxVX)
my brothers love to cook and their work hours make it hard to cook when they are at home...so when they visit on vacation they take over the kitchen...which is fine by me because i don't cook....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 06, 2016 10:42 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:44 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:44 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 10:44 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (dvuhZ)
Velcro & silicone totally acceptable
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 10:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2016 10:45 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 06, 2016 10:45 PM (5csB/)
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2016 10:45 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (dvuhZ)
Velcro & silicone totally acceptable
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 10:45 PM
Which the quarterback would give to a needy child after a touchdown
Posted by: Josephistan at February 06, 2016 10:46 PM (7qAYi)
http://www.hallmarkchannel.com/kitten-bowl
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 10:46 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 10:46 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:47 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:39 PM (dvuhZ)
Ping pong ball may be used for a field goal or extra point after touchdown.
Posted by: The Pong Hat at February 06, 2016 10:48 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:49 PM (gnOPL)
The lawyer said, oh no, you got mixed up. You need a doctor, not a lawyer if you're constipated. So he went to the doctor, and repeated "Bowa won't move".
Doctor wrote a prescription for a laxative, and told him to come back in a couple of days.
He did and declared once more "Bowa won't move." Doctor increase the dosage and tells him to try that and come back again.
He comes back and yet again declares "Bowa won't move!" Doc said well, hell, and writes him a prescription for the most powerful laxative he can.
He comes back a few days later, smiling, and the doc asked him if it works. "Bowa move now, teepee full of shit".
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:49 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 10:50 PM (0uGix)
Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 10:50 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: rebel flounder at February 06, 2016 10:50 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:51 PM (zOTsN)
Brutal killing done by the bad guy, someone really short, wearing a full-head cat mask, and using a chromed .45 auto.
Didn't see that one coming.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 06, 2016 10:52 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Yo! at February 06, 2016 10:52 PM (k1TYN)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:52 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Sometime last summer. He was a real mensch.
Fuck cancer.
Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2016 10:53 PM (2tQk+)
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Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2016 10:53 PM (NfXfn)
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 06, 2016 10:54 PM (E0naa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:54 PM (gnOPL)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 06, 2016 10:54 PM (U6f54)
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Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2016 10:56 PM (NfXfn)
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 06, 2016 10:54 PM (E0naa)
I'm sure they have and I'm sure you know who shit midas has picked. The Race whiner.
Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 10:57 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 10:57 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: publius
I can't help but think this gag is going to have Dad Meaty stomping down into the rumpus room for a good talkin' to.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 10:57 PM (wCF3s)
I have no idea why Rinse Pubic & the RNC gave debates to such hacks as abc & nbc
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 10:58 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Blano at February 06, 2016 10:58 PM (heN73)
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Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2016 10:59 PM (NfXfn)
Posted by: Oy! at February 06, 2016 11:00 PM (0uGix)
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2016 11:01 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2016 11:01 PM (sdi6R)
>>>
He must have got a pick from the Imam at the mosque he visited the other day.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 06, 2016 11:02 PM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: ThunderB
Today's halftime show brought to you by Pepto Bismal, for those truly unforgettable blow outs!
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:02 PM (mt1sz)
Posted by: Blano at February 06, 2016 10:58 PM (heN73)
Hello there.
Posted by: Michael Moore at February 06, 2016 11:02 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2016 11:02 PM (AimgL)
Posted by: Michael Moore at February 06, 2016 11:02 PM (zt+N6)
Should have known I'd have to put the disclaimer "females only" in there.
Posted by: Blano at February 06, 2016 11:04 PM (heN73)
I'll be filling up on chicken feet dimsum, steamed bear paw, and jellied feilong pre-game. Might grab a bag o' pork rinds on the way home. Then it's chicken curry for the big game and lots and lots of adult beverages.
I really don't give a damn about either team.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 06, 2016 11:04 PM (jR7Wy)
Error 203.....connected to modem but no network.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:04 PM (gnOPL)
be......
be................
(( ))
Ah crap.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:05 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Yo! at February 06, 2016 11:05 PM (k1TYN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:05 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 06, 2016 11:05 PM (E0naa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:06 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 06, 2016 11:04 PM (jR7Wy)
"This is treyf"
"Nah, just tripe. Have some hot sauce."
Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 11:06 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:06 PM (egOGm)
I personally tend to tune in for just the last half hour. And I know I'll see all the best commercials all over the web after the game, so.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:07 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:07 PM (gnOPL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 06, 2016 11:08 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2016 11:08 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:08 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:08 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 06, 2016 11:08 PM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Re-type your password carefully.
That or just call the provider with your CC in hand.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (wCF3s)
So I'm going with Denver. One last hurrah for the old guy.
Posted by: Blano at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (heN73)
I think Christie is a serious contender for VP at this point.
Posted by: qdpsteve
He would be able to help balance a ticket for a stronger conservative such as Cruz, but then again Cruz is the only strong conservative in the racer right now
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (mt1sz)
Posted by: derit at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (OC+TJ)
Ruger wasn't there, and I really wanted to look at a mini-30. That was the only personal fly in the ointment.
Now to find out who did well in the debate tonight. I managed to miss the entire thing.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (tHzqt)
1. Get up, grade exams, chat with sis
2. Go to lab, try to fix broken instrument
3. If instrument fixed before game time, come home and watch the game
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:09 PM (ntObR)
I have to have my son, my mechanic, or my security guy help me. My security guy does the security cameras. It sucks not having broadband. I have DSL. No cable where I live.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:10 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:10 PM (gnOPL)
I saw an ad for the new season of Vikings is starting the 18th on the History channel. Same night as Craig Ferguson's new show.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 06, 2016 11:08 PM (Nkdwp)
so is it worth it to record the series?
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:10 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: pookysgirl at February 06, 2016 11:10 PM (K27gs)
IMHO it won't be Rubio/Christie. Too much bad blood between them after tonight, most likely.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:11 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:08 PM (uZNvH)<<<
That works. And I'll even find a spot for Marco. Maybe at the EPA... 'cause he loves him some water.
Posted by: Pres. Cruz at February 06, 2016 11:11 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:11 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: qdpsteve
win, place or show?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 06, 2016 11:12 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:12 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 11:12 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 11:12 PM (0uGix)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 06, 2016 11:13 PM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:13 PM (gnOPL)
I like to imagine it's either Sarah Palin or Kristi Yamaguchi driving. :-)
"Snow-Covered Jeep"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_hjxfBhWzA
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 06, 2016 11:13 PM (DAM41)
IMHO it won't be Rubio/Christie. Too much bad blood between them after tonight, most likely.
Posted by: qdpsteve
I don't think Trump would pick up Christie, I honestly think if Trump gets the nomination, he will pick up Cruz
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:14 PM (mt1sz)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:14 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (zt+N6)
Yez, thare wil bee nuthin but razists tumorow atz sUper Buwl!!! whItez pepoles suk.
KaM NutEn iz bestez!! U r alz razists!
Posted by: MaRc LaMont HIll, prOFEsor at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (DAM41)
To ask is to answer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (0uGix)
Posted by: derit at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:16 PM (egOGm)
If you have not watched any of the Vikings series. Yes and a bonus for you is they are running the first 3 seasons leading up to the new one on the 18th to DVR too.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 06, 2016 11:16 PM (Nkdwp)
So I'd assume that opportunity is gone.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:16 PM (ntObR)
And God wanted it that way.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:16 PM (gnOPL)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2016 11:17 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 06, 2016 11:17 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 11:17 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: derit at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (OC+TJ)
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When Manning passes on to jock Valhalla they should make his enormous cranium into a skull chalice, like the Stanley Cup only bigger, and the winning team gets to drink Gatorade from it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 06, 2016 11:18 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:13 PM (gnOPL)
Probably should get some numbers or special characters in there.
I mean it's better than SUPERMAN or ******, but barely.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 11:18 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:18 PM (mt1sz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:18 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:20 PM (ntObR)
But they will really, REALLY need to scale down the size of his melon.
Posted by: NFL Hall of Fame at February 06, 2016 11:20 PM (H9MG5)
You sir are a smart ass, but that's better than a dumbass.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:21 PM (egOGm)
Thats something I haven't thought about, but I don't think Giuliani wants in on that fight anymore, but that ticket would help swing the dems in the East Coast
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:21 PM (mt1sz)
Posted by: qdpsteve
No more than between Reagan and HW Bush.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 11:22 PM (wCF3s)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 06, 2016 11:22 PM (OvUux)
Thats a good way to get a virus or 2................. or 58
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:23 PM (mt1sz)
On second thought, no I'd rather not know. I'm all out of eye/brain bleach.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:23 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (i73ja)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA. Now with more CCW. at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: derit at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (gnOPL)
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem
You assume Cruz an idiot. He isn't.
Any other feelz?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (wCF3s)
Search for Holly Sonders or Alison Lee. Golf Magazine had some purty pictures of them. There were others but I likes those 2.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2016 11:26 PM (NGd+i)
That was a great improvement.
No javascript or plug-ins required.
Is this the first time kbdabear has posted animations, or did I miss some previously?
Posted by: mindful webworker - woo at February 06, 2016 11:27 PM (ACs58)
Do not get me wrong, I do not assume Cruz an idiot, I know how these games have always been played and how persuasive Trump can be. I don't think that is a likely scenario but by no means is it impossible
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:27 PM (mt1sz)
Search for Holly Sonders or Alison Lee. Golf Magazine had some purty pictures of them. There were others but I likes those 2.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2016 11:26 PM (NGd+i)
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How about the one kissing the glass dildo trophy?
Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 11:28 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:21 PM (egOGm)
Bad week.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 11:29 PM (q2o38)
So what's on the menu for tomorrow
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA. Now with more CCW. at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (hlMPp)
Work.
Posted by: Blano at February 06, 2016 11:30 PM (O1R1o)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA. Now with more CCW. at February 06, 2016 11:31 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2016 11:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 11:31 PM (zOTsN)
I'm sorry you had a bad week. Next week will be better.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:31 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: pendejo at February 06, 2016 11:31 PM (N1Q2c)
WFB 2:04
https://youtu.be/ZuYI5yEMlUU
I think all of them should've backed up behind Carson and spilled onto the stage together.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bwahahaha at February 06, 2016 11:32 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Teh Barrel at February 06, 2016 11:32 PM (H9MG5)
My money is on some leftie as trumps vp if he were to be the nominee
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2016 11:15 PM (voOPb)
Like his own sister?
That would be amusing, Trump/Trump
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:33 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem
The possible is a pointless discussion. SMOD may arrive tomorrow. Fairies may spring from the Empire State Building. Leftists may find sanity. So what?
The probable and the contrary are the only ones worth discussing. Cruz has no reason to reject a VP slot.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (wCF3s)
Gonna be staying at Harrah's in Laughlin in March. Looking forward to playing some poker tournaments.
But I'm concerned... though my room is comped, I'm there for 3 nights and my confirmation printout says they charge a $75-per-night security deposit against any damage I might leave behind (I won't, I'm not a tenth the party animal most of you guys are.) ;-)
So how will that work? Will they deduct $75 times 3 for $225 total at the beginning of my stay and then return it when I'm home, or just deduct $75 and take it one night at a time?
Thanks in advance...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (ntObR)
Guacamole, salsa, chicken wings, BBQ tri tip. Pan au lardon, salad, linguica, fruit, cheese. A lot of beer.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (egOGm)
Now, the way this was supposed to work, you could indeed have P and VP from the same state if the votes worked out that way. As long as each state's electors didn't cast them from the same state.
But with the ticket system and pledged electors, it can't be done.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 11:35 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (ntObR)
don't sweat it, you'll win the tournament, so you'll be able to cover the deposit
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:35 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: RTW at February 06, 2016 11:36 PM (3frOv)
thanks
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:36 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:37 PM (mt1sz)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:38 PM (egOGm)
I'd assume by your response it's $75 they'll deduct, nothing more, so long as I tread lightly in my room.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:39 PM (ntObR)
If they take the whole enchilada I'll be fine, but would like to have that extra $150 free just in case.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:39 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2016 11:40 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 11:40 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:41 PM (mt1sz)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:41 PM (egOGm)
But she'll also likely have her kids with her, so that might help. She *is* saner around them.
Who knows, I might come home late one night from another poker tourney, walk into my room and get to meet Peyton Manning. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:42 PM (ntObR)
Spawn, no problemo. I've had that at jobs too: "You're not paid to think!!!" ;-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:43 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2016 11:43 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eman at February 06, 2016 11:44 PM (MQEz6)
I'd assume Calligirl is right.they are putting a hold on your card as insurance against you damaging their room. Just like the hold a gas station puts on your card higher than what you pumped till things clear. Should be if the rooms comped you will pay nothing if you do no damage. And if they pulled charging this on comped rooms too often mini whales would quit coming.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 06, 2016 11:44 PM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: bjk at February 06, 2016 11:45 PM (x2rNW)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (egOGm)
*searches...
CaliGirls address isn't on Google Maps.
Dammit.
Only thing I know for sure is wings and buffalo chicken dip since I'm bringing it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA. Now with more CCW. at February 06, 2016 11:45 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 06, 2016 11:46 PM (0KgAM)
eleven, sorry, disagree. I like the mix of casinos and desert wilderness. I like Tahoe for the same reason, you can hike/camp/fish/boat one day and lose the kids' college fund the next.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:46 PM (ntObR)
There's a trophy?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2016 11:40 PM (Zu3d9)
Yep
http://tinyurl.com/j5fnj9r
Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 11:46 PM (zt+N6)
This is actually a common misunderstanding. So Trump could choose Guilliani. It would just mean the NY's electors couldn't vote for both of them. All other states and D.C elector's could vote for both from the same state.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 06, 2016 11:47 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 06, 2016 10:29 PM (LXzYd)
"Experienced applicators urgently needed. Apply now!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2016 11:47 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA. Now with more CCW. at February 06, 2016 11:47 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:47 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2016 11:47 PM (YJmuy)
My BIL looked at the TV hotel bill, he realized it was comped. He ate expensive dinners, room service, massage. It was my husbands credit he used. Nice guy. The hotel thought my husband was there.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:47 PM (egOGm)
Had a really good time at work, doing historical stuff.
Truly advanced the local history of female artists in the Midwest in the 1800s.
Don't make fun it's really very cool. Todays feminists don't realize how out of date they are.
Grace Boynton kicked azz.
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2016 11:48 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 06, 2016 11:49 PM (E0naa)
In fact if anything, she might offer to help with the deposit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:49 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2016 11:49 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:50 PM (ntObR)
So what's on the menu for tomorrow
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA. Now with more CCW. at February 06, 2016 11:24 PM (hlMPp)
Redeye to NH
Posted by: The DD Hat at February 06, 2016 11:52 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:52 PM (uZNvH)
That's good. I know my BIL would charge stuff to the room so we would pay for it. Did I mention he's a cop.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:53 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Hank at February 06, 2016 11:54 PM (kLHNz)
qdpsteve, roger. The horde must forgive me tonight, Im a little out of
practice conveying thought. Im in a line of work where thinking too
much gets me in trouble
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 06, 2016 11:41 PM (mt1sz)
And what line might that be.....or must the Horde speculate?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2016 11:55 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 11:56 PM (q2o38)
For *one* dinner:
1 tsp cayenne
1/2 tsp cumin
2.5 tsp california chile powder
2.5 tsp tepin/pasilla chile powder blend
1.5 tsp chile de arbol powder
1/2 pkg Johnsonville Chorizo
1 tsp garlic
1 can beans (anything you like, chili, pinto, etc)
1 can petite diced tomatoes
3 oz diced jalapeno and/or serrano peppers
Optional: onions to taste; Tabasco; Newcastle Brown Ale
Brown up the chorizo, throw in all the powders, lightly toast the chorizo until it's coated, and then feel free to throw in everything else.
Milder version: halve or quarter everything but the chorizo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:57 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 06, 2016 11:57 PM (OvUux)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hphx2h7
Not from the show but the same actress. Mostly SFW
Posted by: Willy J. at February 06, 2016 11:58 PM (Nkdwp)
Make freinds with a host. My husband has had the same host for 20 years. She likes him. When I go with him, she will give us a high roller suite, with the knowledge that if a whale comes we would have to change rooms. We haven't had to change rooms yet.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:58 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: eman at February 06, 2016 11:59 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:59 PM (ntObR)
hmm I should get into cooking chili
qdpsteve, got any good starter recipes?
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 11:52 PM (uZNvH)
Step 1: incinerate the protein.
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Chili!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at February 06, 2016 11:59 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2016 11:59 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: The DD Hat
Hat! You're going to NH for DD?
I shall look forward to meeting you.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 06, 2016 11:59 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:00 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:00 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:01 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 12:02 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 12:02 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 12:03 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:03 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Moby Dick at February 07, 2016 12:03 AM (FkBIv)
But again, yeah, it's no biggie at all if you leave them out.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:03 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (wCF3s)
And every reason to accept one. Incumbency has value.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:03 AM (Z8fuk)
That was an idiotic debate to give the Dems ammo in the election.
Dad is home and safe. Hope you are too.
F... ABC, that was a piece of crap regarding reporting a POS debate.
T
Posted by: Farmer at February 07, 2016 12:04 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 12:05 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:05 AM (ntObR)
Beef chili is ok. Gotta have huge kidney beans and a tomato juice base. None of that Skyline chili, or texas chili BS.
My favorite chili is made with green tomatos, white beans, and turkey thighs.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:05 AM (OvUux)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 12:06 AM (egOGm)
Uh. I *love* chocolate and I *love* chili. But together? I know about how the choc, if it's done right, turns to a delicious mole sauce... but not sure if I'm ready for that.
I'll get the book but the first time I try that recipe, I will most likely leave out the chocolate.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:07 AM (ntObR)
Thanks in advance...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (ntObR)
Is the security deposit simply because the room is comped, or do they charge that to all guests? In any case, I'm sure they would run your credit card for the full $225 at the outset.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:07 AM (Z8fuk)
A pound and a half of grated cheddar
A cup of salsa
A can of diced green chilis
A can of sliced black olives
Mix it in a bowl
Slice the top off of a round sourdough loaf
Hollow it out
Pour that bowl of goodness into it
Cover with foil
Stick it in a 325 degree oven for 30 or 40 minutes
Serve with tortilla chips
Quick and easy
Posted by: Hank at February 07, 2016 12:07 AM (kLHNz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:08 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:08 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:09 AM (ntObR)
But, it's obvious there's *very little* actual ghost pepper in it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:10 AM (ntObR)
Beans alone don't do it much and Beano will help there. So it can't be the beans alone. There's something in typical chili that my digestive tract just doesn't like.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 07, 2016 12:11 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Stephbernie Sanders at February 07, 2016 12:12 AM (ML24Y)
ROMAN NUMERAL X RULES!
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 07, 2016 12:12 AM (FtrY1)
Cali, keep at it, you build up a tolerance. :-)
But again, yeah, it's no biggie at all if you leave them out.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:03 AM (ntObR)
....or sub in a milder chili, like California or even Paprika.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:12 AM (EzgxV)
Just discovered a poster I bought actually has some pretty impressive autographs on it. Japanese release poster. Two of the four autographs on it are: Kikuko Inoue and Junko Iwao.
I guess I better frame this poster.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2016 12:13 AM (+Ifkm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:13 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 12:14 AM (egOGm)
ROMAN NUMERAL X RULES!
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan
Why not XXXXX ?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 12:14 AM (FkBIv)
I made a pot of chili this evening and put an ounce of dark chocolate in it.
It adds something quite nice. Not an overt chocolate flavor, but a richness that helps the mouth feel and maybe some other interesting things.
Try it...you may like it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2016 12:15 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2016 12:15 AM (+Ifkm)
I made a huge mistake handling jalapeños about 10 days ago. Huge little mistake, one that will never be made again. And they aren't even hot peppers. I have lots of ghost pepper ingredients that I use and love.
Speaking of jalapeños, if'n you like em, try Trader Joes Green Dragon sauce. Holy smokes is that good on EVERYTHING. It's the new sciracha IMO.
http://www.traderjoes.com/digin/post/green-dragon-hot-sauce
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:16 AM (OvUux)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 07, 2016 12:17 AM (hlMPp)
Thanks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:17 AM (ntObR)
I'm not that fond of the powdered stuff, now, but the fresh stuff is fabulous.
Oh, and cornbread made with buttermilk is better than making it with milk.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2016 12:17 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 07, 2016 12:17 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2016 12:17 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:17 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:18 AM (ntObR)
* waves *
Good night, Gracies!
* grabs last beer out of fridge *
* slips out the back *
Posted by: mindful webworker - Who? at February 07, 2016 12:18 AM (ACs58)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 12:18 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:07 AM (ntObR)
I made a pot of chili this evening and put an ounce of dark chocolate in it.
It adds something quite nice. Not an overt chocolate flavor, but a
richness that helps the mouth feel and maybe some other interesting
things.
Try it...you may like it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2016 12:15 AM (Zu3d9)
It's like sneaking mustard in (in moderation) -- it won't read as cocoa or mustard, but as "richness" or "depth". Pasilla does that, too.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:18 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 12:18 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2016 11:34 PM (wCF3s)<<<
Eh... I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Posted by: 2009 Sarah Palin at February 07, 2016 12:19 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:19 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 12:19 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:19 AM (ntObR)
That sounds like a Weight Watchers dream more than a SJW dream.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:20 AM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
I don't know. I'm pretty sure replays of Forensics Files get higher ratings.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2016 12:21 AM (NGd+i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:19 AM (ntObR)
Gravitas: an irresistable force that draws all the neighborhood cats to salivate on your windows.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:21 AM (Z8fuk)
I'm back and I'm a bit tipsy.
...deal with it.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:17 AM (OQ9R7)
Hey, Slap! Great to see you!!!!
Are you as thrilled to have the RNC convention coming to your town as I am to see the Superbowl coming to mine?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:22 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:20 AM (Nkdwp)
I see two white whales...
Posted by: Captain Ahab at February 07, 2016 12:23 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:23 AM (OvUux)
cthulhu, that's how anchovies seem to work in my recipes. They seem to add "gravitas."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:19 AM (ntObR)
I have to confess to being "anchovies-curious". They show up in some interesting places.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:24 AM (EzgxV)
Get a players club card. If you play machines, for each dollar you run through the machine you get points on your card and you can use those for meals and other charges. If you play live games, they can still track your play per hour and still give you points.
The last time Mrs. Old Blue and I were in Vegas, we got five free nights and all our meals (we charged them to our room) were free. I did run about $15,000 through quarter and dollar video poker machines, and overall lost about $500.00 Not bad for five days. I look at the loss as entertainment. I could have gone to five shows that would have cost $100.00 per night.
FWIW, we went and saw the Blue Man Group one night, tickets cost us $130.00 but what an awesome show. And we were in the cheap seats.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 07, 2016 12:24 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 07, 2016 12:25 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2016 12:25 AM (+Ifkm)
Posted by: Queequeg at February 07, 2016 12:25 AM (Nkdwp)
He demanded Kraft Honey-Mustard.
I obliged him, but I had a better recipe. I called it Four parts honey, One part French's mustard; with a dash of light brown sugar.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:25 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:21 AM (Z8fuk)
Pfft. Gravitas is what you ladle over your fried potatotas.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2016 12:27 AM (q2o38)
-Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:22 AM (EzgxV)
Indeed.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:27 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:28 AM (OvUux)
Stupid bullshit that 52 percent will take as gospel.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 07, 2016 12:28 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 07, 2016 12:29 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2016 12:27 AM (q2o3
Potatotatas? Isn't that what Lena Dunham's got?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:30 AM (Z8fuk)
cthulhu, anchovies are one of those magic ingredients like cumin; on their own they're beyond gross, but when you add just the right amount in certain recipes...
Old Blue, thanks.
Kindltot, LOL.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:31 AM (ntObR)
that my friend,
is not chili
Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 12:33 AM (2IvyM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:33 AM (Z8fuk)
If you play the tables, get rated. There is a calculation for comps. Average bet per hand and hours per day of play. If you go to the same casino and can swing it get a host. They will get you things you may not qualify for out of loyalty. Show tickets, limo to airport, fruit basket, golf, cabana by the pool. You can get the stuff you don't qualify for more easily when they aren't busy.
Yes, you need a players card. Use it. My mom gets food comped and she doesn't play much.
It took years, but the lady at the casino has done a lot for us.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 12:34 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:34 AM (ntObR)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:30 AM (Z8fuk)
You...
This...
I wouldn't...
You are not to be trusted with humor any longer.
*revokes silly privileges*
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:35 AM (OQ9R7)
Or you can go with Fish sauce for the ultimate in rotted fish juice.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:36 AM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:36 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:36 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: John Smith at February 07, 2016 12:36 AM (FkBIv)
Cooked Sous Vide.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:37 AM (OvUux)
328
Cooth, the thought of having a Superbowl in my town gives me nightmares.
I get mad when the little town has it's annual Christmas/Holiday
parades and the cops cordon off half the streets. I always have to go
get something right when they have -- important prescription filled or
something, and I have to navigate all around slowly.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 07, 2016 12:25 AM (dvuhZ)
Yup -- and they gave the fiancee and I beforehand a Brand! New! Credit! Card! with a $4,000 limit, each -- charged to the max with stadium construction costs.
I was musing about this earlier today -- the Superbowl is an event nearly guaranteed to be played in a stadium where there is no home team -- it's all people who fly in. As of last week, there were supposedly 1800 unsold seats -- and ours is the smallest stadium in the league. So half the streets are closed, you can't fly a toy helicopter within 37 miles, only one-out-of-fifty local people root for either team -- and we get to reflect on our city officials selling us out to the tune of $4,000 apiece.
I'm hoping that SMOD makes a guest appearance in the halftime show.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:37 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 07, 2016 12:38 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:33 AM (Z8fuk)
They are also an ingredient in caponata sauce, although many other Italian red sauces will include one small piece just for body as well.
Posted by: HTL at February 07, 2016 12:38 AM (tcvYF)
Cooked Sous Vide."
-Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:37 AM (OvUux)
When I see you, I'm going to fight you.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:38 AM (OQ9R7)
Sounds like an interesting cooking method right up until I calculate the cost for equipment.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:39 AM (Nkdwp)
is not chili
Posted by: jack
Chile Verde
If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2016 12:39 AM (wCF3s)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 07, 2016 12:40 AM (dvuhZ)
AOP, that too. :-)
cthulhu, anchovies are one of those magic ingredients like cumin; on
their own they're beyond gross, but when you add just the right amount
in certain recipes...
Old Blue, thanks.
Kindltot, LOL.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:31 AM (ntObR)
340
IIRC, anchovies are one of the ingredients in Worcestershire sauce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:33 AM (Z8fuk)
....and in putanesca, among others. Like I said, I'm "anchovies-curious"....just haven't pulled the trigger.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:41 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:41 AM (Z8fuk)
Cooked Sous Vide.
Posted by: ChocoCheese
Ridic noted, Allah Pundit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2016 12:42 AM (wCF3s)
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=arduino+sous+vide
I just did 24 hour pork ribs at 61.4c. They were ridiculously tender and succulent. Finished them off with a plumbing torch.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:43 AM (OvUux)
The suck was awesome but the film was 12 hours long.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:43 AM (Nkdwp)
I think if they like you, they can do a lot more than you think. The best we got, she gave us a huge fancy suite. Fully stocked bar, 3 bedrooms. I had a cabana by the pool. We got to see the Eagles. It was really nice of her. I don't go with my husband every time. When he brings me, she hooks us up if she can. I think she may be retiring soon. I'll miss her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 12:43 AM (egOGm)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2016 12:39 AM (wCF3s)
Our always personable On-Site chef has taken his stand.
...fell free to ignore him in this instance.
I also put ketchup on hot dogs, so there's that.
Let's repeat the refrain...
If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:44 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:41 AM (EzgxV)
I have eaten pizza with anchovies on it. Didn't kill me. Kind of like sardines dialed up to 11. One of those things that "just a touch of" is just right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:45 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 12:45 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Vienna Beef at February 07, 2016 12:45 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Vienna Beef at February 07, 2016 12:46 AM (ntObR)
Itchi gitchi ya ya here
Mocha-choca-lata ya ya
Creole lady Sous-Vide
Voulez-vous mijoter avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous mijoter avec moi?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2016 12:46 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2016 12:46 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: ChocoCheese>>>
I can tend a smoker for 12 hours but a pot of warm water with a bag in it is harder to get people on board why your drinking beer at 6 in the morning is necessary.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (Nkdwp)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:41 AM (Z8fuk)
That was Sue Veed. IMDB:
-"Pro-Meatius"
-"Up 3"
-"The Viagra Diaries"
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:48 AM (OQ9R7)
*shudder*
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 12:48 AM (OvUux)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:50 AM (OQ9R7)
water with a bag in it is harder to get people on board why your
drinking beer at 6 in the morning is necessary.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (Nkdwp)
I worked graveyard for years, and that more than anything ruined me for beer with dinner.
Beer with breakfast is harsh even when breakfast is fresh pizza at 6.30 pm, and the places you can get a beer on a Wednesday before 7.00 am are twice as harsh
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2016 12:53 AM (q2o38)
-"Pro-Meatius"
-"Up 3"
-"The Viagra Diaries"
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:48 AM (OQ9R7)
Same woman. Sue Veed was her real name, but her nom de boinkeur was Sous Vide. Because classier, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 12:54 AM (Z8fuk)
ThinkProgress - McDonald’s Ridiculous New Kale Salad Is An Excellent Argument For Obamacare
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 12:55 AM (FkBIv)
-Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (Nkdwp)
Please allow me to rephrase your structure, so as to give life to your idea...
I can tend a smoker for twelve hours; but a pot of warm water and a bag doesn't allow people to understand why you need to drink beer at six in the morning.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 12:56 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 12:56 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Hillary at February 07, 2016 12:58 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 01:00 AM (voOPb)
doesn't allow people to understand why you need to drink beer at six in
the morning.>>>
More of a joke the 6 in the morning but I know that if you're tending the smoker on the 4th of July drinking before noon openly is less frowned upon.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:00 AM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:02 AM (2IvyM)
Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:02 AM (2IvyM)
I think I can guess your last name.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:04 AM (Z8fuk)
If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself. weft cut loop you are as charming as you are stupid. You must be a HILLARY bot
Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:02 AM (2IvyM)
N00b. Weft cut loop's been around for years....
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:05 AM (EzgxV)
While I'm here tonight I'm also doing my work-at-home job, typing up complaint/praise calls from people staying at various resorts, mostly Hawaii and Orlando.
Anyway just had a call from someone with a very strong accent; won't mention his name but, very ethnic. Anyway, he got in from a ton of flying and didn't get the Villa he's entitled to in his timeshare agreement, so they stuck him in another room.
He says there's pubic hair *everywhere* in this room. Literally everywhere.
So then he got on the phone to leave the message I transcribed, and he said the phone was unplugged and he had to spend 10 minutes moving furniture to plug it in.
Finally, he mentioned he pays $2000 for the privilege of being treated like this.
Hope he gets some satisfaction. But dang... okay, that's a bad experience.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 01:06 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 01:06 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: James at February 07, 2016 01:06 AM (qSVHN)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 07, 2016 01:06 AM (OvUux)
Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:06 AM (2IvyM)
(cast-iron skillet, stove turned-up to NINE!)
-1/2 bag frozen corn
-1/2 medium red bell pepper
-One lime
-2 Tbsp ground coriander
Flash-scorn the corn for three minutes, constantly stirring. Add red bell pepper.
Squeeze lime over partially-blackened corn and sprinkle coriander conservatively.
Remove from heat and enjoy!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:07 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 12:47 AM (uZNvH)
Thought a single , rich teacher like you hired that out to an illegal.
/////
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 01:07 AM (voOPb)
For heavens sake, think of the innocent chilrun exposed to a XXXXX event!
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 07, 2016 01:07 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 01:08 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:08 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 01:09 AM (ntObR)
>>>If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself. weft cut loop you are as charming as you are stupid. You must be a HILLARY bot
Well, you seem like you'd be a hit at parties.
*flings chair*
Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 01:09 AM (e+1S5)
/////
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 01:07 AM (voOPb)
oddly enough my mom thinks I should hire a housekeeper. I keep saying no, I don't want to pay someone to clean up after me, it just seems wrong. besides I wouldn't want a housekeeper to be poking around in my closet and discover my "Thai Midget Tranny Hooker Monthly" subscription
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 01:10 AM (uZNvH)
*stirs that piece*
Just being thorough, Ma'am.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 07, 2016 01:11 AM (1xUj/)
BTW slapweasel, also LOL for your porn titles. Wish I could think of some to add, have a comedy block tonight I guess. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 01:11 AM (ntObR)
Squeeze lime over partially-blackened corn and sprinkle coriander conservatively.
Remove from heat and enjoy!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:07 AM (OQ9R7)
You have to scorn the corn? Benign neglect won't cut it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:11 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 01:12 AM (ntObR)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:11 AM (Z8fuk)
Negative. The corn must dance on your behalf. Ridicule is optional, however.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:13 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:13 AM (2IvyM)
Troll -- someone posting here that clearly doesn't want to be one of us, and is posting shit to get an angry response.
Moby -- someone posting here who wants to appear to be one of us in order to elicit a response he can take back to moby-land and point to as an example of what assholes we are.
False flag -- someone posting here who wants to appear to be one of us in order to pull a quote of himself being an asshole in order to smear all of us as being assholes. [See "banhammered" and "missing".]
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:16 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: jack
Oh, I'm sorry. Were you offended?
Go fuck yourself.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2016 01:17 AM (wCF3s)
406
weft is the one who told me to go fuck myself, when I POLITELY disagreed about what constitutes chili and I am the bad guy?
Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:13 AM (2IvyM)
Pobrecito. Mi corazon esta sangrando para ti.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:17 AM (EzgxV)
Find the AoSHQ filter. It is right over there>>>
Once you saturate yourself, you are then allowed to filter the commentary.
If you think that "Green Salsa" is going to be a point of contention?
...You'd best buy a suit of armor, Amigo.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:18 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:18 AM (2IvyM)
Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:19 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2016 01:19 AM (q2o38)
-----------------
I was told there would be no socialist temperature references here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:19 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:20 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:13 AM (2IvyM)
Jack, it may have escaped your attention, but this place has a long tradition of seemingly rude epithets being tossed around over silly "controversies". Longbow vs crossbow, Ginger vs Mary Ann, cod vs pollock, chili vs chili with beans, etc., etc. Don't take it seriously. It's all in fun. Part of the culture of this place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:20 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 01:21 AM (uZNvH)
You have to ask Mr. Happy if he wants to be happy.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 07, 2016 01:21 AM (dvuhZ)
Your prerogative, of course, but I'd urge you to stick around.
It *appears* that you're a newbie, and the ONT is sort of a Wild West affair. Maybe try one of the dedicated (?) threads and see what a generally welcoming and fun place this can be.
Be well :-)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 07, 2016 01:21 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:22 AM (Z8fuk)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:19 AM (RrDm2)
This guy gets it. We work in NON-SOVIET, confusing, four-and-three based numbers!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:23 AM (OQ9R7)
weft is the one who told me to go fuck myself, when I POLITELY disagreed about what constitutes chili and I am the bad guy?
Posted by: jack at February 07, 2016 01:13 AM (2IvyM)
Jack, it may have escaped your attention, but this place has a long
tradition of seemingly rude epithets being tossed around over silly
"controversies". Longbow vs crossbow, Ginger vs Mary Ann, cod vs
pollock, chili vs chili with beans, etc., etc. Don't take it seriously.
It's all in fun. Part of the culture of this place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:20 AM (Z8fuk)
Gone. Bad fit. Both sides better off.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:23 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:23 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapwease
--------------------
Eight dammit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:24 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Slapwease
Right.
*adds two stone to Slapweasel's rucksack*
Evening things out, mate.
Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:24 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 07, 2016 01:24 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:23 AM (EzgxV)
Seems he was aiming to make a martyr of himself, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:24 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:08 AM (OQ9R7)<<<
Simpre Jack?! Herro, Simpre Jack. We rove your movie!!!
Posted by: Flaming Dragon gang at February 07, 2016 01:26 AM (H9MG5)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:24 AM (RrDm2)
Eight, my foot.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:26 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Stumbo at February 07, 2016 01:26 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:27 AM (Z8fuk)
This guy gets it. We work in NON-SOVIET, confusing, four-and-three based numbers!
Posted by: Slapwease
Right.
*adds two stone to Slapweasel's rucksack*
Evening things out, mate.
Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:24 AM (1xUj/)
Are you thinking that's "Slapweasel Bergeron"?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:27 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (kpqmD)
422 Well, unless you just figure we're all guests in Ace's house.
Then maybe one might ask how we're expected totreat other guests in someone else's house, especially new ones.
Posted by: MAx at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (LAliD)
I'm not getting the humor.
Posted by: Stumbo at February 07, 2016 01:26 AM (FkBIv)
You should talk.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:29 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu
Yes.
Also snarking because 14 (lbs/stone) isn't based on 3 and 4.
I know, math humor on the ONT. I'm sorry.
Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:29 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:29 AM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: Referee
-------------
There's nothing funny about math.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:30 AM (RrDm2)
I had no clue the Super Bowl was tomorrow. Probably because I couldn't possibly care less.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (kpqmD)
I wish I could care less, but my fucking city government sold me into debt to pay for it, and is fucking up my freedom of travel during the event.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:31 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 01:32 AM (e+1S5)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (RrDm2)
*takes measure*
*hands Orchestra Conductor's Wand to Hammer*
...*fizzle*
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:32 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: cthulhu
--------------
When the Olympics came to Atlanta, Mrs. H and I skedaddled for the beach.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:32 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: cthulhu
Bernie will make the Stupid Bowl free.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 01:32 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 07, 2016 01:33 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:11 AM (Z8fuk)
Corn, your mother smelt of elderberries. Now BROWN, or we shall taunt you a second time.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 07, 2016 01:34 AM (NPofj)
That's two good rage flounces in one day. I guess the horde ate their warrior food today.
Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 01:32 AM (e+1S5)
Who was the other? A N00b, a sock, a rebrand, or a regular?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:34 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2016 01:35 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: French Knight Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:35 AM (1xUj/)
Oh boy. You have my sympathy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 07, 2016 01:37 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: French Knight Bandersnatch
-------------
Have you been using Ace's French to English dictionary? It may have a few flaws.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:37 AM (RrDm2)
Or... there would be death by typo.
Posted by: I Don't Know Jack at February 07, 2016 01:37 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:30 AM (RrDm2)<<<
Word. It can be too divisive.
Posted by: math hurts at February 07, 2016 01:37 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2016 01:35 AM (cXiMR)
I think they said it was outtakes from the original videos. Stuff they had in the can, but had overlooked in favor of what appeared to be "marketable". I expect there will be more to come.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:38 AM (Z8fuk)
After ten seconds, It'll want to jump from your scorn!
...Remove it from the heat and add the other ingredients.
-Victory.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:38 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: I Don't Know Jack
-------------
Poor grammie. She seemed so nice... and about to be married. Struck down by a typo, in the prime of life.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:39 AM (RrDm2)
422 Well, unless you just figure we're all guests in Ace's house.
Then maybe one might ask how we're expected totreat other guests in someone else's house, especially new ones.
Posted by: MAx at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (LAliD)
See previous trolls/mobys/false flags post. We should fend-off attacks on the integrity of our host.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:39 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 07, 2016 01:40 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:40 AM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: cthulhu
-----------------
* ponders hobo hunting, trash picking *
Uh.
Well, okay.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:41 AM (RrDm2)
...Remove it from the heat and add the other ingredients.
-Victory.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:38 AM (OQ9R7)
Wanna see my corn recipe?
Posted by: Roxy Raye at February 07, 2016 01:42 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Reggie at February 07, 2016 01:42 AM (UBS9M)
First name the plane thread. Fairly early on, maybe comment 40 or so.
Ah, fuck it. I'll find it and copy/paste it if the iPad wants to play nice with pixy.
Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 01:42 AM (e+1S5)
So, I'm not going to talk about football and I would go on the debate thread. but I think it's done now I didn't watch the debate but i watched a clip from it on Legal Insurrection. Say what you like about My Governor-Chris Christie-but he's not a stupid man. He hammered Marco Rubio-correctly- on the fact he's a lightweight with talking points given repeatedly. Rubio is not as smart as
Christie He's not as smart as Cruz. Yes, I would prefer a Governor as President. I wanted Perry and then I wanted Walker because they do have the executive experience. I think Christie is not conservative enough but he has shown up to do his job.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 01:43 AM (w4NZ8)
My 440 was supposed to be a joke. Dam I suck at this internet crap.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:40 AM (Nkdwp)
You're not gone yet?
j/k. Joke flopped. Try another.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:43 AM (EzgxV)
Negative, Ghostrider. The pattern is full.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:43 AM (OQ9R7)
I went back to the videotape. Weft kinda sorta told the newb to fuck off without much provocation.
That's why I recommended touching gloves and coming out clean.
Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:44 AM (1xUj/)
>>>82 I rarely read the comments on this site. This thead confirms the correctness of my decision. Most of the attempts at humor are pathetic. If you can't provide a serious answer, how about you STFU?
Posted by: Strabo at February 06, 2016 03:03 PM (Nxt4N)
Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 01:45 AM (e+1S5)
That's why I recommended touching gloves and coming out clean.
Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:44 AM (1xUj/)
So he was giving the noob the same respect as he gives commenters of long standing? That's admirable, is it not?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2016 01:46 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:47 AM (Nkdwp)
I think that's the only thing that happened in the debate.
Christie beat the tar out of Rubio. I don't know if it will help Christie, but damn that was a beat down.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 01:47 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:49 AM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: Reggie
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As though that is a surprise.
Consider for example, Jane Fonda stayed there while the Clintons had possession. Bill & Hill are quite the pair. They put one of the most despised people in America in the Lincoln bedroom.
Posted by: Doris Kearns Goodman at February 07, 2016 01:50 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2016 01:50 AM (q2o38)
That's why I recommended touching gloves and coming out clean."
-Posted by: Referee Bandersnatch at February 07, 2016 01:44 AM (1xUj/)
I ate all sorts of shit as a Libertarian Noob, from all angles.
I knew what I stood for and I still voice my opinion because I couldn't care less about keyboard tough-guys.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:50 AM (OQ9R7)
Then maybe one might ask how we're expected totreat other guests in someone else's house, especially new ones.
Posted by: MAx at February 07, 2016 01:28 AM (LAliD)
Well said.
Posted by: HTL at February 07, 2016 01:51 AM (tcvYF)
(And yes, there are many fine people who support Trump and yes, he makes some good points. I hurry to point that out lest I get hammered by the more-how shall i put it?_ "fervent acolytes" of Trump) Trump actually said this:
"I actually think I have the best temperament."
ROTFL. Classic
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 01:51 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:51 AM (RrDm2)
Is it a requirement to talk about football on this thread? Because if so, you found a way to shut me up; Congratulations. ;^)
So, I'm not going to talk about football and I would go on the
debate thread. but I think it's done now I didn't watch the debate but i
watched a clip from it on Legal Insurrection. Say what you like about
My Governor-Chris Christie-but he's not a stupid man. He hammered Marco
Rubio-correctly- on the fact he's a lightweight with talking points
given repeatedly. Rubio is not as smart as
Christie He's not as smart as Cruz. Yes, I would prefer a Governor
as President. I wanted Perry and then I wanted Walker because they do
have the executive experience. I think Christie is not conservative
enough but he has shown up to do his job.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 01:43 AM (w4NZ
For you, it is not important to speak of this thing or that. When you speak, we listen with our hearts open wide.
In the main, I agree with your analysis -- but, as a practical matter, we're talking Trump, Cruz, or Rubio.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:52 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Kindltot
---------------
I regard myself as an affable idler.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:53 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2016 01:54 AM (cXiMR)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:51 AM (RrDm2)
See? This guy says stupid shit all the time and we all still love him.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:54 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel
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Well, see, I don't even take myself seriously, so I'm never disappointed if no one else does.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:55 AM (RrDm2)
472 Fck I was gonna not post again. But too drunk to be sneaky.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:49 AM (Nkdwp)
Try being amusing. Then we'll want you back.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:55 AM (EzgxV)
OK, that works. I think we can start building Horde consensus.
Appoint Cruz to the Supreme Court, we'd mostly probably go for that.
Is there anyone who would be good at being President?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 01:57 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:57 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 01:58 AM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: Kid Rock at February 07, 2016 01:58 AM (UBS9M)
I dont want Christie as President - but he would make an awesome Chief of Staff.
Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2016 01:54 AM (cXiMR)
That's quite intriguing -- especially if Cruz gets the nom.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 01:59 AM (EzgxV)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:55 AM (RrDm2)
...And that is exactly why my mediocre-level of intelligence is allowed to flow within the stream.
As I've said repeatedly...
My only talent is spelling things correctly.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:59 AM (OQ9R7)
Yes; I wasn't suggesting Christie as a contender. He has no shot and I'm a Cruz supporter anyway. I'm disgusted by the fact that the MSM the Gope are pushing Rubio-I think because. both the Republicans and the Democrats think they can manipulate him. So for what Cruz lacks in executive experience he would make up in brains, I think. Rubio not so much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 01:59 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 01:59 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 07, 2016 02:01 AM (EzgxV)
Is there anyone who would be good at being President?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 01:57 AM (1xUj/)
Yep... Cruz. And then he can appoint his own damn self to the Supreme Court as his last official appointment in 8 years.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 07, 2016 02:02 AM (NPofj)
*taunt*
Go away, or I will taunt you again!
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 02:03 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at February 07, 2016 02:03 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: eman at February 07, 2016 02:03 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 02:04 AM (ntObR)
489 "I'll try but I'm no Amy Schumer."
Posted by: Amy Schumer>>>
Being the straight man sucks.
Posted by: Abbott Cosettlo at February 07, 2016 02:05 AM (Nkdwp)
LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 02:05 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: eman at February 07, 2016 02:06 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: eman at February 07, 2016 02:03 AM (MQEz6)
Cry like the whiny nancies they are and then try to get their hands on some dioxin and one of those poison delivering spy umbrellas to take out Cruz and Trump.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 07, 2016 02:06 AM (NPofj)
496
Appoint Cruz to the Supreme Court, we'd mostly probably go for that.
Is there anyone who would be good at being President?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 07, 2016 01:57 AM (1xUj/)
Yep... Cruz. And then he can appoint his own damn self to the Supreme Court as his last official appointment in 8 years.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 07, 2016 02:02 AM (NPofj)
Our republic is seriously thrashing because it is no longer behaving as a republic -- it is an autocracy of the Statists.....rule by an illegitimate beltway elite. Cruz has the understanding and the values to change this.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 02:06 AM (EzgxV)
The latest victim?
Dan Hicks:
http://www.sfgate.com/music/article/Dan-Hicks-a-true-original-of-S-F-music-scene-6812738.php
He's not as famous as Paul Kantner or Maurice White or Signe Toly Anderson or the other 74-old musicians who have died this year, but music historians know him as the leader of the world's very first psychedelic band, the Charlatans in SF in 1964-5. Both the Grateful Dead and the Jefferson Airplane got their start as opening acts for the Charlatans. The Charlatans also invented the concept of the rock poster! Later he went to more fame with Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks -- the sort of bluegrass/rock hybrid band with a cult following in the early '70s.
RIP
Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2016 02:06 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 02:07 AM (OQ9R7)
I'll get nervous when Flock of Seagulls drops dead of old age.
Posted by: eman at February 07, 2016 02:10 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Abbott Cosettlo at February 07, 2016 02:05 AM (Nkdwp)<<<
There are options...
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 07, 2016 02:12 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at February 07, 2016 02:12 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Jules Winfield at February 07, 2016 02:12 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 07, 2016 02:12 AM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 02:15 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 07, 2016 03:01 AM (ML24Y)
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 07, 2016 03:21 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 07, 2016 03:34 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: somejoe at February 07, 2016 04:03 AM (iAo8J)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2016 01:30 AM (RrDm2)
Yeah, the humor is so derivative.
Posted by: RickZ at February 07, 2016 05:13 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: eman at February 07, 2016 02:03 AM (MQEz6)
Claim victory! What else? Commie Core math wins again!
Posted by: RickZ at February 07, 2016 05:21 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2016 06:05 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Corona at February 07, 2016 08:11 AM (ragzU)
Eleven days, folks, eleven days until the earliest tranche of pitchers and catchers report.
Posted by: MarkhamShawPyle at February 07, 2016 10:29 AM (WlkUc)
Maybe in addition to the "remove your caps" the announcer could add something about those divine little skullcaps that player have affected over the last several years and maybe even Mr. Newton's favorite head towel.
Posted by: 11B40 at February 07, 2016 12:06 PM (evgyj)
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