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Hillary Becomes More Jebbish By the Day
The below video simply isn't Hillary. This is Hillary trying to be something -- spontaneous, fun, carefree, youthful -- that she isn't.
It's desperation and it reads precisely that way. People always look pretty silly when they're trying to be something they're not.Make it stop. https://t.co/7ZQOtMwCrT
— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) February 5, 2016
In the stump speeches that follow, Clinton is every bit as terrible as she was on caucus night in Iowa. Her delivery alternates between quiet grimace and angry shout. And then there are her inflections and cadences. The actor Christopher Walken famously takes scripts and removes all the punctuation from his lines so that he can come at the dialogue in fresh, unexpected ways. Clinton seems to have done something similar. Talking about Republicans, for instance, she says, "They will RIP? away the progress we have made, SET? us back, and if they HAVE? their way, they will RETURN? to trickle-down economics, which will MAKE? it even HARDER? [pause] to FIX? the problems that we still have to deal with from the Great Recession." Walken's strange line readings make his performances oddly memorable; Clinton's make hers vaguely unsettling.That's not the part I want to quote. The part I want to quote follows that, but I don't want to steal his best joke, so I'm only stealing his second-best joke. The best joke is back at the link, following that quote. I did think maybe I would steal them both, but I thought that would be a dick move.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: xav at February 05, 2016 02:41 PM (LzauL)
Posted by: Hedley Lamar at February 05, 2016 02:41 PM (SPaCH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 05, 2016 02:41 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 02:41 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2016 02:42 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 02:42 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cat Whisperer at February 05, 2016 02:43 PM (KchzV)
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 02:43 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2016 02:43 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: sombrastewart at February 05, 2016 02:43 PM (k28vq)
Posted by: WJC at February 05, 2016 02:43 PM (CI+Xr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkNL_cfVyWU
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 02:44 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 02:44 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Jai at February 05, 2016 02:44 PM (u8Erp)
Posted by: jukin at February 05, 2016 02:44 PM (9lZFe)
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 05, 2016 02:44 PM (bpn7O)
Someone needs to throw a briefcase behind her, to see her turn her head so you can see the little martian hiding in her neck whattle.
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 05, 2016 02:45 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 02:45 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 05, 2016 02:45 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Hillary 4.9 at February 05, 2016 02:45 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: jukin at February 05, 2016 02:45 PM (9lZFe)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 02:45 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2016 02:45 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Bern! Bernie-Fro's have arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 02:46 PM (hLRSq)
I am currently perfecting my "ground" game, up and down the US east coast.
Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2016 02:46 PM (bpn7O)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 02:46 PM (KUNWw)
Posted by: 1sttofight at February 05, 2016 02:46 PM (njSNl)
Posted by: tired in Ohio at February 05, 2016 02:46 PM (C0hJn)
In teh Hildabeast's case, human.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 02:46 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 05, 2016 02:46 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: rocdoctom at February 05, 2016 02:46 PM (nP2eK)
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 02:47 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: buzzion
Vertical or horizontal?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 02:47 PM (KUNWw)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 02:47 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: johnd01 at February 05, 2016 02:47 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: jukin Former Republican at February 05, 2016 02:47 PM (9lZFe)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 05, 2016 02:47 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Jeb! at February 05, 2016 02:47 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: NCKate at February 05, 2016 02:47 PM (TNEyr)
Posted by: Every Black Person in America at February 05, 2016 02:48 PM (DQZLr)
Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2016 02:48 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2016 02:48 PM (HWcaz)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 05, 2016 02:48 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2016 02:49 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: tired in Ohio at February 05, 2016 02:49 PM (C0hJn)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 05, 2016 02:49 PM (2lndx)
Actually, she would have been laughed off the village stage...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2016 02:49 PM (wtvvX)
I just had lunch, so I'm not watching it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 02:49 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: tired in Ohio at February 05, 2016 02:46 PM (C0hJn)
Elaine dances better.
Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2016 02:49 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 02:49 PM (xWW96)
Party of the Young and Hip (surgery)?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Bern! Bernie-Fro's have arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 02:49 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2016 02:49 PM (s5o+q)
By the way- who has the bottle of ocular bleach?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 02:49 PM (GGCsk)
One clap, that's all she can muster for this embarrassment she desperately wants to escape....
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 02:50 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 05, 2016 02:50 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 02:50 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 05, 2016 02:50 PM (326rv)
Posted by: HH at February 05, 2016 02:51 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Vota por Yeb! at February 05, 2016 02:51 PM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2016 02:51 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2016 02:51 PM (UzPAd)
As if frozen by the sight of Medusa herself...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2016 02:51 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: tired in Ohio at February 05, 2016 02:52 PM (C0hJn)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 02:52 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: rd at February 05, 2016 02:52 PM (v0YLX)
If it was a village, they would have either stoned her, burned her at the stake or banished her into the hinterlands.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 02:52 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Commander Sulu at February 05, 2016 02:52 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: Furious George at February 05, 2016 02:52 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: PBJ1515 at February 05, 2016 02:52 PM (r1du+)
Posted by: MacGruber at February 05, 2016 02:52 PM (sWgE+)
It's got to be the female version of Dukakis in the tank, or Kerry in the bunnysuit.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 02:52 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Hillary 4.9 at February 05, 2016 02:52 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 02:52 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 05, 2016 02:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hillary at February 05, 2016 02:52 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: President Sanders at February 05, 2016 02:53 PM (8R8mX)
Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2016 02:51 PM (UzPAd)
Outfuckingstanding.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2016 02:53 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Bern! Bernie-Fro's have arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 02:53 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2016 02:53 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 02:53 PM (GGCsk)
Your damned right women are treated differently than men: when Rubio took a drink of water it was the dumbest thing ever, but old Granny Fused-Vertebra does some stupid of the people jig and isn't laughed off the stage?
She's like Big Ern dancing after he won the bowling championship.
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 05, 2016 02:53 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2016 02:53 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Hank at February 05, 2016 02:53 PM (eb3ZQ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 02:53 PM (659DL)
Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2016 02:54 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 02:54 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 05, 2016 02:54 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at February 05, 2016 02:54 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 02:54 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2016 02:54 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 02:54 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 02:54 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: NCKate at February 05, 2016 02:54 PM (TNEyr)
"Hey -- who's up for a totally spontaneous pillow fight among the girls!"
*giggle*
Posted by: Hillary in a Baby-doll Nighty and Pigtails
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2016 02:54 PM (kdS6q)
I can't decide if its that the Dems really are that contemptuous and arrogant, or if they are that desperate and lacking in candidates to offer. I do know they've been slaughtered at the state level for years now.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 05, 2016 02:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 02:55 PM (xq1UY)
Objection!
Prosecution has not placed any YouTubes of bovines fornicating on solid phase oxygen dihydride into evidence.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 05, 2016 02:55 PM (ml1PM)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at February 05, 2016 02:55 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 02:54 PM (xWW96)
Oh f*ck I did not need that to think about.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2016 02:55 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 02:55 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 05, 2016 02:54 PM (nFdGS)
She is holding off on that until Miley Cyrus is a guest at the Democratic convention.
*I managed to make myself throw up in my mouth a bit.*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2016 02:55 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Hank at February 05, 2016 02:55 PM (eb3ZQ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 02:53 PM (659DL)
Yeah, what ever happened to that "Live Free or Die" thingy?
Bulldozed, by government cheese?
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 05, 2016 02:55 PM (zYV5P)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 05, 2016 02:56 PM (XiVKO)
Yeah, they have more rhythm and personality.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 02:56 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: tired in Ohio at February 05, 2016 02:56 PM (C0hJn)
Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at February 05, 2016 02:56 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Ghost of John Brown at February 05, 2016 02:56 PM (Jy5Y7)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 05, 2016 02:56 PM (so+oy)
If we give you money, will you stop posting dancing Hillary videos?
Posted by: chemjeff at February 05, 2016 02:56 PM (lVU49)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 02:49 PM (GGCsk)
I have a container of triethylborane you could try
Posted by: Vota por Yeb!, standing in for Chemjeff at February 05, 2016 02:56 PM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 02:56 PM (OrI3J)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 02:54 PM (xWW96)
*turns on monitor wipers*
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 05, 2016 02:56 PM (zYV5P)
Pretty sure I've worked or otherwise interacted with every woman on that stage except Cankles Shaheen.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 05, 2016 02:57 PM (4df7R)
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There is simply no way that Hillary is going to win. She is absolutely the worst candidate in the history of the country. I now totally get Bernie Sanders. I'd be on his team to - if I was a Democrat.
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 02:57 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 02:57 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Hank at February 05, 2016 02:55 PM (eb3ZQ
Typical democrat cornering the dead vote
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2016 02:57 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2016 02:51 PM (UzPAd)
Everybody was kung-fu queefing
(doodle doodle doodle doot doot doo)
Those chicks were stiff as white geeks
(Doodle oot doodle oot doodle oo)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 05, 2016 02:57 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Vilhelm Gregers at February 05, 2016 02:57 PM (PijGQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 02:57 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2016 02:51 PM (UzPAd)
Outfuckingstanding.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2016 02:53 PM (wtvvX)
♪ Everybody was kung fu fighting,
Those twats were slow as icing, #9834
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 02:57 PM (KUNWw)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 02:58 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2016 02:54 PM (kdS6q)
EWWW!, Wouldn't want to look at that with your eyes. Am trying desperately to think of nothing but the Stay-Puft marshmallow man
Posted by: random lurker at February 05, 2016 02:58 PM (+tRIN)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 05, 2016 02:58 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 05, 2016 02:58 PM (OD2ni)
...and not one of them is moving to the beat
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 05, 2016 02:58 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: Bernie the bolshevik at February 05, 2016 02:59 PM (326rv)
Hillary seems to be in some kind of classroom and on the walls are HANDMADE Hillary campaign logos, which some teacher obviously forced her STUDENTS to do IN CLASS TIME at a PUBLIC SCHOOL.
Imagine, in some mirror-universe, that a teacher had assigned her students to make Ted Cruz campaign posters in class.
The teacher would be publicly crucified and then her corpse would be fed to the crocodiles, while the kids would all have to endure months or "re-education" to get rid of the "traumatic abuse."
But hey, make campaign signs for Hillary (or, as they did 8 years ago, for Obama)? 'Tis to be expected! That's what school is all about! Progressive brainwashing before recess! It's fun! Teacher of The Year!
Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2016 02:59 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: ace at February 05, 2016 02:59 PM (dciA+)
84 Once more -- there are no men in New Hampshire.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 02:53 PM (659DL)
Yeah, what ever happened to that "Live Free or Die" thingy?
Bulldozed, by government cheese?
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 05, 2016 02:55 PM (zYV5P)
It's called the Blue Locust Effect. Massachusetts, New York, and Connecticut (among others) have all exported their leftists to NH to escape high taxes. Like locusts they sap all the vitality and health out of the state they've infested and turn it into an emaciated simulacrum of what it once was.
I hate them with the fire of ten thousand suns.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 05, 2016 02:59 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 02:59 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 02:45 PM (gmeXX)
Yes... if he had just cheated on her with willing women, I could almost see where he was coming from.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 02:59 PM (OrI3J)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2016 02:59 PM (4ErVI)
A problem with Hillary is-amongst many others-is that she sees like a introvert so all of this stuff in the public must be difficult for her
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 02:59 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Grandma Hillary at February 05, 2016 03:00 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:00 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2016 03:00 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 02:47 PM (gmeXX)
She looks like she thinks they're all terribly low class and undignified...
Posted by: Lea at February 05, 2016 03:00 PM (lIU4e)
"Da Comrade! Let us get down and funky with latest capitalist dance craze!"
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Bern! Bernie-Fro's have arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 03:00 PM (hLRSq)
Yeah, mildly amusing, semi-senile uncle vs. over the hill, self-designated "cool" mom who has been embarrassing you with her antics for decades ("no, I don't want to hear about how much you enjoyed the 60's AGAIN, mom. Ewwwww!!!")
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 03:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:00 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: RGallegos at February 05, 2016 03:00 PM (Re7R7)
Posted by: Hank at February 05, 2016 03:00 PM (eb3ZQ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2016 03:00 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Hank at February 05, 2016 02:55 PM (eb3ZQ)
For some reason this reminds me of a post here several years ago during an election. It had a promo picture of the cast of Magnum PI, which had the caption :"All of the men in this photo voted for (Romney or McCain) except one, and that is just because he is a British national."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2016 03:01 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Zombie Daniel Inouye at February 05, 2016 03:01 PM (OD2ni)
I just read the saddest / funniest post ever on my Nextdoor app.
I want to share with you all, but it's really pathetic. I'm going to hell, i know, but I can't stop laughing....
Posted by: Chi at February 05, 2016 03:01 PM (2tQk+)
so i finaaly get that monkey off my back?
Posted by: Elaine from Seinfeld at February 05, 2016 03:01 PM (lKyWE)
HANDMADE Hillary campaign logos, which some teacher obviously forced her
STUDENTS to do IN CLASS TIME at a PUBLIC SCHOOL."
It's Hatch Act violations all the way down.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 05, 2016 03:01 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 03:01 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: eman at February 05, 2016 03:01 PM (mR7Es)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:01 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 05, 2016 03:01 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2016 03:01 PM (qqwYn)
Make it stop. https://t.co/7ZQOtMwCrT
Aaron Blake
Nellie The Elephant (Toy Dolls)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh_Jgo5cjX4
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2016 03:02 PM (kdS6q)
===
You are so fkn gonna jinx this if you keep it up
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 03:02 PM (3ZtZW)
introvert so all of this stuff in the public must be difficult for her.
I get the vibe that Hillary doesn't like people in general, and she's a jerky enough in private to let them know it (with swears for emphasis).
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 03:02 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 03:02 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 03:02 PM (TxJGV)
Talking about Republicans, for instance, she says, "They will RIP? away the progress we have made, SET? us back, and if they HAVE? their way, they will RETURN? to trickle-down economics, which will MAKE? it even HARDER? [pause] to FIX? the problems that we still have to deal with from the Great Recession."
That sounds like a preacher reading the Bible back home in Alabama. They emphasize all the italic words just like they're supposed to.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 05, 2016 03:02 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2016 03:03 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:03 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2016 03:03 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 05, 2016 03:03 PM (so+oy)
SAY DANCE, SUCKER! (DANCE!)
Now move, sucker. (move!)
NOW MOVE, SUCKER! (MOVE!)
Posted by: Rage Against The Depends at February 05, 2016 03:03 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 03:03 PM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2016 03:03 PM (KCQo0)
I went to the mountains
I looked to the children
I drank from the fountain.'
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2016 03:03 PM (qqwYn)
I'm guessing during the Jurassic period. Certainly not this millennium.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 03:03 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Bernie the bolshevik at February 05, 2016 02:59 PM (326rv)
Scary thought, huh?
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 03:03 PM (OrI3J)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 03:02 PM (NOIQH)
HEY!
Oh. Wait. You said Hillary.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 05, 2016 03:03 PM (mf5HN)
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You are so fkn gonna jinx this if you keep it up
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Her moves like Jagger will overcome any jinx potential I provide.
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:04 PM (gmeXX)
What on earth makes you think I want to eat something you just declared awfully distasteful?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 05, 2016 03:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: butthead at February 05, 2016 03:04 PM (INxoa)
SAY DANCE, SUCKER! (DANCE!)
Now move, sucker. (move!)
NOW MOVE, SUCKER! (MOVE!)
Weeeeeeeeeeeell,
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SHOUT!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 03:04 PM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2016 03:04 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2016 03:04 PM (qqwYn)
But you keep clapping and supporting the Lying Hag girls!
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:04 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Jeb! at February 05, 2016 03:04 PM (326rv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh_Jgo5cjX4
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
+1000 for AoS's first Toy Dolls link! (One of my favorite bands ever.)
Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2016 03:05 PM (jBuUi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CaMUfxVJVQ
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 05, 2016 03:05 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 05, 2016 03:05 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Katie Couric at February 05, 2016 03:05 PM (j4wsR)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 03:05 PM (xWW96)
That's quite a collection of women in that video. I assume they're mostly second grade teachers?
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 03:02 PM (TxJGV)
At least four of them are senators (Jeanne Shaheen, Debbie Stabenow, Kirsten "I hate men and want them to die" Gillibrand, and Amy Kloubuchar), and one is Governor Hassan.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 05, 2016 03:05 PM (4df7R)
Superannuated retired political figures, assemble! Has-been powers, activate!
Posted by: torquewrench at February 05, 2016 03:05 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:06 PM (GGCsk)
actually clicky the linky? We've been goodish! If you ignore all of
that stuff that we did!
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 05, 2016 03:01 PM (mf5HN)
My kids had a pillow when they were little that said "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 03:06 PM (OrI3J)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:00 PM (GGCsk)
Oh, no. Those two deserve to spend eternity in Hell tormenting each other. Pieces of work, the both of them.
Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2016 03:06 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:06 PM (gmeXX)
This link to the Free Beacon shows the whole amazingly horrific full minute.
Gov. Maggie Hassan (D., N.H.) and Democratic Sens. Kirsten Gillibrand (N.Y.), Amy Klobuchar (Minn.), Debbie Stabenow (Mich), and Jeanne Shaheen (N.H.).
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 05, 2016 03:07 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: ace at February 05, 2016 02:59 PM (dciA+)
Forced to press the flesh
Donors require speeches.
All peons will bow.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 05, 2016 03:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: peabody at February 05, 2016 03:07 PM (V40IZ)
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/695638493855379457
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 05, 2016 03:07 PM (IiVgV)
Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2016 03:07 PM (jBuUi)
Bill did the same when declaring "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 05, 2016 03:07 PM (bpn7O)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 05, 2016 03:05 PM (YFFpo)
You mean currently alive? Dead and laying out in their kitchen? Or stuffed and mounted in the living room? Or the sum total of all of them?
Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2016 03:07 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 03:07 PM (iQIUe)
Aw, you don't yell "Fuck off!!!" at some young intern if he says good morning to you, do you?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 03:08 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lord Whorfin at February 05, 2016 03:08 PM (kMoe2)
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2016 03:08 PM (qqwYn)
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:09 PM (gmeXX)
Why do women do that? My wife will pull milk out of the refrigerator, recoil in disgust, say, 'Milks bad'. Then hand it to me to confirm by inhaling decaying food product.
Which I never do. From her hand to trash in Olympic gold record time.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 03:09 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 05, 2016 03:09 PM (aW5/6)
Maybe, dub in "I'm Working on a Chain Gang"
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 03:09 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at February 05, 2016 03:09 PM (DrC22)
cuz of the things I did and said
They made those feelings go away
But those feelings get in every way
May the votes come for Hillz
May the votes come for Hillz
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 03:09 PM (3ZtZW)
I mean, the sheer distilled honkiness of this clip.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 05, 2016 03:09 PM (noWW6)
Nothing says "strength" like a stage full of post-menopausal hags.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2016 03:09 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2016 03:00 PM (4ErVI)
I don't even think THEY like her... but she has a vagina (supposedly) so, ya know, girl power or some such crap.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 03:10 PM (OrI3J)
Posted by: Formless Hillary Haikus of Rage at February 05, 2016 03:10 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 05, 2016 03:10 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:10 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Il Padrino at February 05, 2016 03:10 PM (TasoZ)
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/695638493855379457
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The mask drops COMPLETELY!
Maybe it finally dawns even on lil' Matty that the Nazis were LEFTISTS who wanted many of the same things he wants!
What a weird feeling that must be, to suddenly see reality for the first time and realize that YOU are the Nazi-sympathizer, and not your opponents as you endlessly claim.
Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2016 03:10 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Arkindole at February 05, 2016 03:10 PM (7+Wf0)
Ooo!
Ahh!
That's the sound of women
Working on the chain, ga-ang
That's the sound of women
Working on the chain, gang
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 03:11 PM (iQIUe)
I'll try later, but I know it won't work.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2016 03:11 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 03:11 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 05, 2016 03:03 PM (OrI3J)
Barack Obama has gone through the Democrats like a devouring flame, a sweep conflagration, leaving nothing but ashes and a bitter, stomach turning smell. The few dazed survivors look about, moving slowly and quietly as their numbed senses take in the enormity of their losses. "Hope and Change," they whisper as they walk aimlessly through the ruins of their party. "Hope and Change."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Bern! Bernie-Fro's have arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 03:11 PM (hLRSq)
http://tinyurl.com/mrd2omw
.
.
.
.I am calling you out for that!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2016 03:11 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 03:11 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: LegzzzAkimbo at February 05, 2016 03:12 PM (659DL)
(N.Y.), Amy Klobuchar (Minn.), Debbie Stabenow (Mich), and Jeanne
Shaheen (N.H.)."
I'm getting an uneasy feeling about this whole 19th Amendment business.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 05, 2016 03:12 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2016 03:12 PM (3U4+k)
"I ain't in no ways really dead."
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 05, 2016 03:12 PM (6gR7l)
Hillary is worst as a:
1- Authentic human
2- Politician
3- Monogamous, heterosexual spouse
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 05, 2016 03:12 PM (sDLCv)
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:12 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 03:12 PM (AEEhl)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 03:12 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Il Padrino at February 05, 2016 03:13 PM (TasoZ)
-New Zealand
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 03:13 PM (fWAjv)
I mean, the sheer distilled honkiness of this clip.
Toga party - Shout clip from Animal House - Faber College 1962
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 03:13 PM (KUNWw)
"The Aristocrats..."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 03:13 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 03:13 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 05, 2016 03:13 PM (sDLCv)
Posted by: brak at February 05, 2016 03:13 PM (xwPSp)
Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2016 03:13 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:14 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 03:14 PM (xWW96)
1- Authentic human
2- Politician
3- Monogamous, heterosexual spouse
4- IT consultant
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2016 03:14 PM (659DL)
The old lady rapping in The Wedding Singer was more hip.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 05, 2016 02:58 PM (OD2ni)
Nah, Boris Yeltsin
http://tinyurl.com/h3caudx
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2016 03:14 PM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 03:15 PM (AEEhl)
Can you relate to people better looking like a drunk dance shambling around in a bar?
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 05, 2016 03:15 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 03:15 PM (La5SJ)
Don't be an Amy Schumer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2016 03:15 PM (voOPb)
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Lawd! Gillibrand has really let herself go! You might not believe it, but there was a day when she played college squash (and belonged to Kappa) when she dressed well and was a reasonably hot number.
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 03:16 PM (TxJGV)
If she loses the NH and SC.
She's the only candidate whose liberty depends, no pun intended, on victory.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 05, 2016 03:16 PM (6gR7l)
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2016 03:16 PM (qqwYn)
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:06 PM (gmeXX)
Meh. They sound pretty much alike - same "J" sort of first name with almost the same silly, single word last name. Their mothers probably confuse the two of them with each other.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 05, 2016 03:16 PM (zc3Db)
Why would someone want to remember that unless they can say ,"Thank Goodness that's over"? But Kirstin Gellibrand is 49; She's probably still having them
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 03:16 PM (w4NZ8)
Nice catch, SH. And dang it's funny.
Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at February 05, 2016 03:17 PM (O50yS)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 03:17 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Formless Hillary Haikus of Rage at February 05, 2016 03:17 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 03:02 PM (TxJGV)
At least four of them are senators (Jeanne Shaheen, Debbie Stabenow, Kirsten "I hate men and want them to die" Gillibrand, and Amy Kloubuchar), and one is Governor Hassan.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 05, 2016 03:05 PM (4df7R)
They totally all look like school teachers, though.
Who was the awesome sneering pink jacketed woman?
Posted by: Lea at February 05, 2016 03:17 PM (lIU4e)
I did think maybe I would steal them both, but I thought that would be a dick move.
Who do you think you are, Amy Schumer? there's a Vulcan proverb: only Amy Schumer can steal jokes with impunity.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 05, 2016 03:17 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 05, 2016 03:18 PM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 05, 2016 03:18 PM (6gR7l)
"Dad! This music - it speaks to me!"
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at February 05, 2016 03:18 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Corky the Retard at February 05, 2016 03:18 PM (INxoa)
Posted by: Lea at February 05, 2016 03:17 PM (lIU4e)
Kirsten Gillibrand
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 03:18 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 03:17 PM (xWW96)
Mr. maddog, your vileness has been uprated to permanent status. Good work, and
*BLEEAARRRRRGHHHHH!*
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Bern! Bernie-Fro's have arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 03:19 PM (hLRSq)
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Both are the best writers over at the WS. About the only two I will read over there.
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:19 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2016 03:19 PM (zoehZ)
Dancing gets you nothing.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2016 03:04 PM (KCQo0)
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Not entirely true.
When Margarita was very young, a guy who could dance, well.......
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2016 03:19 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 05, 2016 03:19 PM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 05, 2016 03:19 PM (dQJCS)
But at least my butt's not big. I'm guessing this was followed by an avalanche in the White Mountains?
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 05, 2016 03:19 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Donna; Seriously? at February 05, 2016 03:19 PM (of67s)
Posted by: Cam Clinton at February 05, 2016 03:20 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 05, 2016 03:20 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 05, 2016 03:19 PM (dFi94)
We can only hope.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 05, 2016 03:20 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2016 03:20 PM (qqwYn)
Posted by: Lea at February 05, 2016 03:17 PM (lIU4e)
Kirsten Gillibrand
----------
Two minutes after the talent show at Green Acres Retirement Home, Kristen Gillibrand made a phone call to Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:21 PM (gmeXX)
Nah, that would take something like false attribution.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:21 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 05, 2016 03:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 03:21 PM (w4NZ8)
But grammie, that's your wedding, so it's expected.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 05, 2016 03:21 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 03:22 PM (AEEhl)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 03:22 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 05, 2016 03:12 PM (noWW6)
Most of the defense ministers in Europe are women. I'm sure that's got little to do with the disaster currently happening there.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2016 03:22 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:22 PM (GGCsk)
Who was the awesome sneering pink jacketed woman?
Posted by: Lea at February 05, 2016 03:17 PM (lIU4e)
Kirsten Gillibrand
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 03:18 PM (fWAjv)
I think Gillibrand is the one to the right in the gray tunicy thing. That woman in pink looks SO familiar, though.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 05, 2016 03:22 PM (4df7R)
Yeltsin climbed on a tank and quashed a coup.
What's she ever done?
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 05, 2016 03:22 PM (bpn7O)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 03:23 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 03:21 PM (w4NZ
Ahhh. Didn't even notice her there.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 03:23 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 03:23 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: George at February 05, 2016 03:23 PM (R96Fl)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 05, 2016 03:24 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 03:24 PM (fWAjv)
Ryan.
Fuck that guy.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2016 03:24 PM (qqwYn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2016 03:24 PM (La5SJ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2016 03:24 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 05, 2016 03:24 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:24 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 05, 2016 03:24 PM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 03:24 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 05, 2016 03:25 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 03:22 PM (fWAjv)
Not even Gary Busey would be crazy enough to bid for that.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Bern! Bernie-Fro's have arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 03:25 PM (hLRSq)
Governor Bush is not a criminal, unlike Hillary Clinton. He was a successful governor and has accomplishments to his name, unlike Hillary Clinton. He wasnt involved in sleazy clean up campaigns to protect a felonous spouse, unlike Hillary Clinton. And Governor Bush doesnt run a slushfund disguised as a humanitarian foundation.
To compare such a drisgaceful woman to Governor Bush and pretend that its a jab against her is simply out of order!
Posted by: Begonia at February 05, 2016 03:25 PM (K2liV)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 03:25 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Formless Hillary Haikus of Rage at February 05, 2016 03:25 PM (RD7QR)
Most of their governments are women. Total coincidence that they're disasters collapsing in on themselves.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 05, 2016 03:25 PM (39g3+)
At the stop in Manchester on Friday, Hillary Clinton will be joined by
Lilly Ledbetter, EMILY's List President Stephanie Schriock, and Senators
Jeanne Shaheen, Kirsten Gillibrand, Barbara Mikulski, Amy Klobuchar,
and Debbie Stabenow.
They're at the Manchester YWCA, by the way.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 05, 2016 03:25 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 05, 2016 03:25 PM (fbovC)
What's Hillary ever done?
Quashed a coup, pooped a squash, they sound so close...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 03:25 PM (xq1UY)
Shrillary went one further and removed the spaces separating the words.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 05, 2016 03:25 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 05, 2016 03:24 PM (0O7c5)
==================================
passing around those little canapes to the white wimen.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 05, 2016 03:26 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2016 03:26 PM (qUNWi)
Yeltsin climbed on a tank and quashed a coup.
What's she ever done?
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 05, 2016 03:22 PM (bpn7O)
===========
Climbed on Huma. Boom!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 05, 2016 03:26 PM (iQIUe)
Isn't that some kind of war crime?
Posted by: tu3031 at February 05, 2016 03:26 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2016 03:26 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 05, 2016 03:27 PM (RD7QR)
Btw, Walken attributes his show business success to the fact that "it's pretty hard to find a Christopher Walken type."
Posted by: mnw (rare and flounced) at February 05, 2016 03:27 PM (vU4+z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2016 03:28 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 05, 2016 03:28 PM (AEEhl)
Is it Senior Night at some Manchester lezbo bar?
They're at the Manchester YWCA, by the way.
So I was right.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 05, 2016 03:28 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 03:28 PM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 03:29 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2016 03:29 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 03:29 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2016 03:29 PM (KCQo0)
was probably gay. So why do women care?
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2016 03:20 PM (qqwYn)
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Hmmm. This may explain my marrying a guy with two left feet. *sigh*
You say "salsa" to him and he looks for chips.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2016 03:29 PM (T/5A0)
Watch any random clip of her and its always the same, hey-we're-all-having-some-virtuous-celebratory-fun-now-aren't-we schitck (accompanied by tuneless music and mindless gyrations)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 05, 2016 03:29 PM (k8tEg)
You're right. we cannot compare Jeb to Hillary. We haven't seen him dance yet.
Dancing With the Candidates!
Replacing the boring old debate format by having candidates for the highest office in the land show off their dancing skills!
Vote for your favorite on Twitter!
Watch the supple bodies sway!
Limbo!
Watusi!
The Twist!
The Robot!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Bern! Bernie-Fro's have arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2016 03:30 PM (hLRSq)
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Better to just mis-attribute the piece entirely.
Posted by: SH at February 05, 2016 03:30 PM (gmeXX)
Heh. The woman in the pink jacket just wants this to be over.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2016 03:28 PM (8ZskC)
Pretty sure that's Lilly Ledbetter.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 05, 2016 03:30 PM (4df7R)
Now I understand. She's right. They're not paying her enough.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 05, 2016 03:30 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2016 03:30 PM (HgMAr)
If Warren hasn't gotten it first.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 05, 2016 03:30 PM (X+q7f)
The global economy seems trapped in a "death spiral" that could lead to further weakness in oil prices, recession and a serious equity bear market, Citi strategists have warned.
Some analysts -- including those at Citi -- have turned bearish on the world economy this year, following an equity rout in January and weaker economic data out of China and the U.S.
"The world appears to be trapped in a circular reference death spiral," Citi strategists led by Jonathan Stubbs said in a report on Thursday.
Posted by: Commander Taggart at February 05, 2016 03:30 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 03:31 PM (TxJGV)
Kirstin Gillibrand was universally nicknamed "Tracy Flick" in the NYS Legislature. True fact.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 05, 2016 03:31 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MARCO RUBIO at February 05, 2016 03:28 PM (XzRw1)
It's astounding how much I laughed at that.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 05, 2016 03:31 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Hillary!s feet at February 05, 2016 03:31 PM (HgMAr)
The Academy Awards nominees for the year 2016. Lordy, Lordy.
Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2016 03:31 PM (UzPAd)
Yeah, I noticed that too....does not make me proud of my gender. Why are there not more like Margaret Thatcher (oh, mean girls made sure they weren't elected or appointed?).
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 03:31 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2016 03:25 PM (NOIQH)
Add to cart *click*
Add. To. Cart. *click*
ADD TO MY DAMN CART! *click*
-Sofia Vergara is currently unavailable
Sonofa
*tries Amazon
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 03:31 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Lea at February 05, 2016 03:31 PM (lIU4e)
It's funny that none of them is on the same beat.
That's almost impossible.
Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2016 03:26 PM (qUNWi)
That's what happens when the person you're there to support suddenly starts busting a move, and you're not sure if you're supposed to join in, but then you realize she's seriously not going to stop, so you kind of pretend-laugh and just wiggle a bit and pray it's over soon before anyone gets you on camera.
Too late.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 05, 2016 03:32 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2016 03:32 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 05, 2016 03:32 PM (qqwYn)
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 03:32 PM (TxJGV)
reference death spiral," Citi strategists led by Jonathan Stubbs said in
a report on Thursday.
Posted by: Commander Taggart at February 05, 2016 03:30 PM (e8kgV)
===================================================
Well ain't that just peachy. Heckuva job there Barry.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 05, 2016 03:32 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at February 05, 2016 03:32 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2016 03:32 PM (6xtq3)
That up there.
Or Ted Cruz cooking bacon with a machine gun.
*yes, I know it isn't a machine gun but that's what they titled it as.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 03:33 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2016 03:33 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Hillary!s feet at February 05, 2016 03:33 PM (HgMAr)
Shouldn't a smart military blog follow the Geneva Convention on the treatment of commenters?
Posted by: DaveA at February 05, 2016 03:33 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 03:33 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 05, 2016 03:34 PM (XtAzU)
reference death spiral," Citi strategists led by Jonathan Stubbs said in a report on Thursday.
Posted by: Commander Taggart
Have some more beans Mr. Taggart!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2016 03:34 PM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:34 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at February 05, 2016 03:34 PM (4bCZC)
As someone here said, it's not that she reminds every guy of the worst possible ex. She reminds him of the worst possible ex mother-in-law.
If she didn't have a D after her name, she'd be toast.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2016 03:34 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 05, 2016 03:34 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 05, 2016 03:35 PM (4df7R)
Or Ted Cruz cooking bacon with a machine gun.
*yes, I know it isn't a machine gun but that's what they titled it as.----RWC - Team BOHICA
Wrap raw bacon around barrel of machine gun.
Do multiple mag dumps.
Whoila! Assault bacon.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 05, 2016 03:35 PM (0x/TW)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 05, 2016 02:45 PM (XiVKO)
Ha!
Posted by: m at February 05, 2016 03:36 PM (S/1cF)
I would rather slam my Johnson in a car door than see that for four years.
Plus it probably presages the end of civilized society.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:36 PM (GGCsk)
What the fuck is that? Dancing?
Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2016 03:32 PM (6xtq3)
......................
Looks like a group seizure of some kind.
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2016 03:36 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Goldman Sachs at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (6cOMd)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:34 PM (GGCsk)
*need to step away. Laughed a bit loud there.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (fWAjv)
I call threadwinner
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (GGCsk)
the CIA now has something to replace waterboarding
Posted by: flawless male logic at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2016 03:37 PM (HgMAr)
Do multiple mag dumps.
Whoila! Assault bacon.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale Inc at February 05, 2016 03:35 PM (0x/TW)
Exactly what Cruz did. But it was a semi.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 05, 2016 03:38 PM (fWAjv)
But there are already leaks that the FBI is looking into public corruption, not just charges over mishandling classified information. Exposing Hillary as a crook who monetized her position as Secretary of State is the Melon Shot necessary to take the Hildabeast down.
An indictment isn't necessary, and may take too long. Just a leak of details of an FBI criminal referral about the Clinton Inc. criminal enterprise.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 05, 2016 03:38 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2016 03:39 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: MTF at February 05, 2016 02:59 PM (TxJGV)
The problem is that those adjectives describe a huge chunk of the American people circa 2016. Especially the yoots. They can't wait to vote for Bernie.
"He didn't hold a regular job til he was 40? Well, man, then he knows what I feel like! it's the fault of capitalism!" - SJW millennial with neck beard and skinny jeans living in mom's basement.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (6xtq3)
What the fuck is that? Dancing?
Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2016 03:32 PM (6xtq3)
Hackers got access to the operating system of the powered exoskeleton.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2016 03:41 PM (j4wsR)
I've never noticed this before bc I try not look at her as much as possible but Hitlery has a big wide ass
Posted by: L, Elle at February 05, 2016 03:42 PM (2x3L+)
Or not-so-early. I'm thinking he just wants to forget he ever tangled up with that vile creature.
Posted by: Hank at February 05, 2016 03:43 PM (eb3ZQ)
Fuck that guy.
So say we all. I comfort myself by saying Cake Girl has a voice like Buddy Hackett or something to make up for it
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 05, 2016 03:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: President Francis Underwood at February 05, 2016 03:46 PM (AqEbb)
Posted by: Buffalbob at February 05, 2016 03:55 PM (8nL8o)
No more jaw jaw, now is time for war war!
Posted by: Zombies FDR, Stalin, Hitler, Churchill etc at February 05, 2016 04:03 PM (O50yS)
Which one is Hillary? All of them look exactly the fucking same.
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Took me a few seconds to get it as well. She's the one in the Interstate-sign blue jacket on the right, looking something like Ray's Mom on Everybody Loves Raymond. Except, you know, not lovable.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 05, 2016 04:12 PM (kShhm)
if I had known it was last, i probably would have swiped both jokes. not because I don't like last, but because I know cost better, so I'd feel like more of a dick doing it to cost.
Posted by: ace at February 05, 2016 04:14 PM (dciA+)
"I love the women in pink on the far right. You can tell her vote switched in the blink of an eye."
She looks like is desperately looking for an escape and then realized, to her horror, this catastrophe was being recorded.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 05, 2016 04:15 PM (1BQGO)
Yes!!! There is nothing like trying to force an 'I Don't Dance', to dance.
It's like putting a cat on a leash. They'll take you down with them.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 05, 2016 04:56 PM (Bl4dy)
Nothing is more stressful than a misanthrope trying to be nice with no end in sight. It's hard enough on the people who must witness it, but it just about kills the misanthrope.
Posted by: JPS at February 05, 2016 04:59 PM (xOuob)
"Sisterhood of the Travelling Pantsuits" or something. ("That Depends" would be a good title too.)
Diane Keaton. Bette Middler Susan Sarandon. Jessica Lange
I get more depressed with each name. Oh God I'm gonna go throw up now.
Posted by: Sam in VA at February 05, 2016 05:08 PM (bNi5D)
Posted by: toadboy at February 05, 2016 05:20 PM (mvxlT)
Posted by: Nobody, ever at February 05, 2016 05:43 PM (W0EkJ)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 05, 2016 05:49 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at February 05, 2016 05:52 PM (zp6Kj)
Posted by: Hillary Rotten Clinton at February 05, 2016 06:27 PM (cgtTL)
This is so pathetic I am going to send to others who hate Hilz.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 05, 2016 10:26 PM (7lqMl)
https://youtu.be/Z4Uy1mx-duY
Posted by: Kevin Kenney at February 06, 2016 07:38 PM (Tnv1+)
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