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Overnight Open Thread (2-1-2016)
One in four Californians also were not born in the United States; more than one in four who enter the hospital for any cause are found upon admittance to suffer from Type II diabetes. The unspoken responsibility of California state government is to bring state-sponsored parity to new arrivals from Oaxaca, and to do so in ideological fashion that ensures open borders and more government. It is the work of a sort of secular church, and questioning its premises is career-ending blasphemy.
-- VDH in California of the Dark Ages
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
-- World's oldest known joke, Sumeria 1900 BC
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key."
-- Oldest known English joke, 10th century
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."
-- Redd Foxx, 20th century
By the heathen gods that made ye, ye're a better man than I am, Syed Husain
The Guardian Shuts Down Comments on All Articles Involving Race, Immigration, or Islam
"The resulting conversations below the line bring very little value but cause consternation and concern among both our readers and our journalists."
Consternation!
Heh: NAACP leader uses F-word to apologize for using T-word after N-word meeting
Fast Food Worker Explains Why She Deserves to Be Paid More Than Paramedics
Bringing back that old New York rap: Guardian Angels Patrolling NYC Subways For First Time in 22 Years After Spree of Slashing Attacks
University of Connecticut Brings Back Segregated Dorms
Le Shock: Firing Bad Teachers Improves Student Performance, Study Says
Lebanon Returns Israeli Vulture Cleared of Spying
Dutch Police Training Eagles to Take Down Drones
Did the Vikings Use Crystal 'Sunstones' to Discover America?
Semi-related: Sweasel on Refractive Indices and Invisibility
How Engineers Plan to Stop the Flow of Niagara Falls in 2019
The Boy Scouts of America Vs. The Gun-Toting American Boy Scouts
Stewardesses Brawl at 37,000 Feet
Captain pulls over plane.
The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got electrolytes and shit.
And my twitter thang.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:13 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:14 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:14 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:15 PM (AkOaV)
But...I usually go with sugar and lard. On top of some more sugar.
Posted by: Michael Moore at February 01, 2016 11:15 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2016 11:16 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:16 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: ALH at February 01, 2016 11:16 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2016 11:17 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:18 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: ALH at February 01, 2016 11:18 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 01, 2016 11:18 PM (nf80W)
Reason 1,786,357 to lock down the borders.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2016 11:18 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2016 11:18 PM (8aOqE)
Feminism is purportedly about overthrowing The Patriarchy™, yet Feminists are silent, if not complicit, in the rapes and assaults on European women by "migrant" men, even to the point of outright saying they will protect these rapists over "racists" because the rapists just happen to be "refugees". Though not all of the migrants are rapists, it would seem that the Feminists would rather women be raped than possibly insinuate that any non-European is anything less than morally pure.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11039
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 01, 2016 11:18 PM (vBeA5)
Yes, let's hoist a glass to Syed Husain - a damned fine man.
May whatever version of Paradise to which he subscribed welcome him.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:19 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 01, 2016 11:19 PM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 01, 2016 11:20 PM (nf80W)
Ben Sasse
This is the Headline:
By 3-1 margin, Iowa Rs reject @realDonaldTrump
He should now answer real policy exec power questions OR exit the race
They rejected Cruz by almost a 3-1 margin too, you tard.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 01, 2016 11:20 PM (kdS6q)
No one was showing that tequila any attention, which I judged a greater crime than my liberating it.
I'm happy to report that purloined tequila and the tears of Rubio supporters is a sublime combination.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2016 11:20 PM (TqXWc)
As if one needed any more evidence that the Left is emphatically not liberal ...
Guardian Angels Patrolling NYC Subways For First Time in 22 Years After Spree of Slashing Attacks
Was wondering when that was going to be mentioned here? WTF?
University of Connecticut Brings Back Segregated Dorms
Bring back? Um, they've had them around the country for a while. We had minority designated halls on the campus that I attended like *coughcough* years ago.
How Engineers Plan to Stop the Flow of Niagara Falls in 2019
With really beeg valves that will snap inconveniently, requiring the engineers to run down to Home Depot before the wife comes home.
Stewardesses Brawl at 37,000 Feet
This gonna be a movie, gar-ran-teed. I say Morena Baccarin and Tia Leoni. Unless she had the duck lips done.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2016 11:21 PM (wCF3s)
Says so right here in Plato's Lost Dialogue.
Posted by: Indiana Jones at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (rqqaP)
Posted by: JPS at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (9ziuC)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Nostradamish at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (jqZ8a)
All I know is, if Holly Holm is serving drinks on my flight, I'll be following the captain's instructions to the letter
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (6FqZa)
Beat working at the AoSDD
Microsoft had one job regarding vote totals
Of course they fucking failed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (w4NZ8)
---
Rubio, too.
And oh boy, but did they ever have it out for Gilmore.
Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 01, 2016 11:24 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:24 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: JPS at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (9ziuC)
***
Flashback to one of the bravest little girls ever:
Daughter of Colonel MN Rai, at his funeral, gives his unit's war-cry after tossing flowers on his coffin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0jTACuu8HU
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:24 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2016 11:25 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 01, 2016 11:25 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:25 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:25 PM (jqZ8a)
I just wanted to let you know I've made it home, safe and sound, from Africa--no malaria symptoms--and I appear to have recovered from jet lag.
It was a great trip.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 01, 2016 11:26 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:26 PM (YOxw1)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:26 PM (AkOaV)
Diversity and all that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:26 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:26 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2016 11:27 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 01, 2016 11:27 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at February 01, 2016 11:27 PM (0zhCI)
Good to hear that you're back safe and God bless you for your service.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:28 PM (w4NZ8)
Tamp down the Glenn Beck-Messiah complex- self righteous, dude.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:28 PM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: cm9000 at February 01, 2016 11:28 PM (2TUVm)
Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 01, 2016 11:28 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Moki at February 01, 2016 11:28 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2016 11:28 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:29 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 01, 2016 11:24 PM (ZbV+0)
I'll be the new comeback kid in New Hamshire!
Posted by: Gov. Gilmore's Eyes at February 01, 2016 11:29 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: the shark at February 01, 2016 11:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Moki at February 01, 2016 11:28 PM (7q2ch)
***
Sad but true.....
Sigh....sic transit gloria mundi and all that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:29 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:29 PM (ayzCq)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:30 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2016 11:30 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 01, 2016 11:30 PM (dBmVV)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:30 PM (AkOaV)
Seems chemically vibrant to me.
I'm something of an expert.
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 01, 2016 11:30 PM (0zhCI)
It was a great trip.
Posted by: Northernlurker
So you didn't take the Lariam?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (wCF3s)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
That's just the clot. It'll pass.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (rqqaP)
Posted by: IC at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (+3RH+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (ayzCq)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 01, 2016 11:32 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Blano at February 01, 2016 11:32 PM (uiVGU)
Posted by: April at February 01, 2016 11:32 PM (79ZSg)
A hero of their people loses his life, protecting others from the enemy - a proper funeral, and his daughter shows the same toughness and grit through and in her grief that made her father a hero.
In Paris, New York, and wherever our people lose their lives, we sing 'Imagine," stand around and hold candles, pile up teddy bears, and worry about a backlash....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:32 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
A cacktus.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 01, 2016 11:32 PM (wCF3s)
Just stop.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:32 PM (jqZ8a)
Glad I pulled the trigger on a SR-25 today.
I like supporting the gun lobby.
She can suck my KAC.
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 01, 2016 11:33 PM (0zhCI)
-- World's oldest known joke, Sumeria 1900 BC
I think it must have lost something in the translation.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2016 11:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 01, 2016 11:34 PM (0zhCI)
Posted by: El Presidente Marco at February 01, 2016 11:34 PM (0LHZx)
Good to see you. How are you doing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:34 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 01, 2016 11:34 PM (dBmVV)
I think it must have lost something in the translation.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2016 11:33 PM (sdi6R)
It's all in the delivery....
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 01, 2016 11:34 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2016 11:35 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)
Then, at some point, the exaggerated 3-D effects - might have been where a stew was poking a pool cue toward the camera, my buddy guffawed. Very shortly, the whole crowd was laughing uproariously through the rest of the stupid thing.
I think that's the only 3-D movie I ever saw. Don't remember anything about it except the pool cue thing. And the laughter.
Posted by: mindful webworker - in red-green glasses at February 01, 2016 11:35 PM (ACs58)
Not the place for it.
He just said underwear
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:35 PM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:35 PM (ayzCq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2016 11:35 PM (EZebt)
Also, yesterday the conventional wisdom was that a pending blizzard would depress turnout. But turnout was fucking enormous. Does that not demonstrate determination?
And more to the point, he was projected to lose to hordes of new Trumpites, yet he won. Does that not demonstrate determination specifically among his supporters?
Posted by: Apostate at February 01, 2016 11:36 PM (zaVwL)
Did Trump speak or not? I switched to EverySimpsonsEver a while ago.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (YOxw1)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Apostate a
Most of his supporters only want to see the GOPe butthurt and crying.
Guess what?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (wCF3s)
DeBlasio-such a gift to the city of NY!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
still here
Posted by: Bernie Goetz at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (dBmVV)
It was a great trip.
Posted by: Northernlurker
So you didn't take the Lariam?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (wCF3s)
I did not take Lariam. I took another Malaria tablet, which had no side effects whatsoever.
And, at a party on Saturday I had a couple of moron recommended Gin and tonics.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (4rzL1)
Really, he don't look good.
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 01, 2016 11:38 PM (0zhCI)
87 Welcome back, Northernlurker.
Did Trump speak or not? I switched to EverySimpsonsEver a while ago.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (YOxw1)
Very gracious. Congratulated Ted and "the other candidates" within the first minute.
Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:38 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:38 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:38 PM (ayzCq)
Sorry about your car, but very glad you're o,k, and can get another car. We're o.k. Thx.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:39 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: IC at February 01, 2016 11:39 PM (+3RH+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:39 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 01, 2016 11:39 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:39 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 01, 2016 11:40 PM (0LHZx)
Here it is!
https://youtu.be/8SJY6w0HD50
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:40 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:40 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:40 PM (/33sy)
Possibly, if I could comprehend caucuses.
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2016 11:40 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Apostate at February 01, 2016 11:40 PM (zaVwL)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:41 PM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 01, 2016 11:41 PM (rJUlF)
He's on the ballot, if you live in Canada. He had his name legally changed to that.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2016 11:41 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2016 11:41 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:38 PM (zt+N6)
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Thanks. Kind of a relief to see that.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:41 PM (YOxw1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (hlMPp)
YOU ARE HERE! Awesome good to see you Mr. Hammer I takes it maer got ahold of you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (ayzCq)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:41 PM (jqZ8a)
it got good
campaigning now
good
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Chi at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (ENe42)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Lamont at February 01, 2016 11:43 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:43 PM (mxCgt)
Because he wasn't their first choice?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:43 PM (w4NZ8)
GOV'T: "This here powdered sugah. He touch this? ...he die!
Slap: *snorts the bag*
"Ah-ha!-ha!-ha!HAIIIIIIIIII LIKE IT!"
/Chevy Chase
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at February 01, 2016 11:44 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:44 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Chi at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (ENe42)
he's hitting everyone now
rubio
the gop party
the dem party
boom bam boom bam bam
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:44 PM (qCMvj)
RECOUNT!
Posted by: Apostate at February 01, 2016 11:44 PM (zaVwL)
You'd think these performers would finally get that as long as Trump or any politician pays the ASCAP/BMI royalties, they don't have any say in who plays their music.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 01, 2016 11:44 PM (rJUlF)
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It's a Castro length speech. I guess he deserves it since he won. But, he won't stop talking in that voice.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:45 PM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:45 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:45 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 11:46 PM (/tuJf)
rubio
the gop party
the dem party
boom bam boom bam bam
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:44 PM (qCMvj)
Hopefully in that order. And maybe someone nearby should whisper in his ear when he goes too far... which really, shouldn't be for some time.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2016 11:46 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I've only seen two flicks in 3d, and, yes, it's distracting. I am tempted to see Star Warts IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII in 3d just to see if I missed anything.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2016 11:46 PM (wCF3s)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:46 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:38 PM (iHjB5)
---------------------------
Precisely what I was wondering. Why take the risk when she'll have it sewn up after New Hampshire?
Heh, speaking of Joementum, I wonder if Biden is watching all this while nodding barely perceptibly, eyes narrowed . . .
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:47 PM (YOxw1)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:47 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:47 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: French sentry at February 01, 2016 11:47 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 01, 2016 11:47 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:47 PM (AkOaV)
***
He said he was sending the soup back. He's not leaving til they take it. he's a man of his word.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (/33sy)
The only other 3D movie I've seen was some 50's movie back in college, maybe "Creature From the Black Lagoon" or something like that.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (hlMPp)
But, CW, they CAN express an opinion.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Every Kid Ever at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (EZebt)
Amazing.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 11:46 PM (/tuJf
----
Fox calling it now too close to call.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (w4NZ8)
Btw - Syed Hussein - you probably didn't drink but
toasting your courage.
Posted by: IC at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (+3RH+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
---------------
Wrong. In fact, I think Cruz may be my only choice.
BUT he should've made this short. Thank You, we've still got a lot of work to do...
*disclaimer: my caucus-caring-about meter redlined an hour ago.
Posted by: Chi at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (ENe42)
Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (yYwGr)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (hlMPp)
***
My favorite line from the whole film, and one I've used when Madame - my employer - flies into one of her rages:
"Cup of tea, ma'am?"
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:50 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 01, 2016 11:50 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (yYwGr)
fox business cut from Cruz to go to Hillary then Sanders I think.
Frankly, Cruz was a bit on the Castro side of speech length for me.
I liked Trumps better. He was in and out in like, what? 3 minutes?
"peace, bitches, on to NH." essentially
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:50 PM (AkOaV)
FOX News cuts away to go to Bernie. What!
Posted by: Just Wondering at February 01, 2016 11:50 PM (JvilL)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2016 11:51 PM (ZLIxs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:51 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: buzzion
And he's got to get up at 4:30 so he can make sure the kid delivering his paper doesn't throw it in the bushes again.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 01, 2016 11:51 PM (Pwh6H)
He keeps his Brooklyn accent regardless of where he is.
Hillary has a different accent / speech cadence every time she talks. It's bizarre.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:51 PM (AkOaV)
Good luck, Hildabeast!
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:51 PM (YOxw1)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (yYwGr)
Cruz was campaigning, fox can't have that.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM
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Yup, noticed that as well. I have come to loathe Fox.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (w4NZ8)
However, I am NOT happy Rubio finished as strongly as he did. Fuck that Dondi shitbird and his fuckheaded voters.
Posted by: Burn it Down at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (5DJW4)
Posted by: Juan Ellis Bush, clutching his mother's pearls at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM
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Yup, noticed that as well. I have come to loathe Fox.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (jqZ8a)
***
Still the leader in eye-candy, though.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:51 PM (AkOaV)
Speech pandering. She will have the dialect down in SC.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (TKQrK)
I wonder what her actual accent is? Maybe the "I ain't in now ways tarred?"
I wonder if she even knows, at this point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (TKQrK)
I don't know what it is, it's bizarre.
I cant think of any other politician who has a different speech pattern and accent every time he/she speaks.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (qCMvj)
Bernie will take NH and then Hillary will run rough-shod through the South. Serial traitor, 100 times worse than her husband will be the nominee.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (ayzCq)
58 I really want Hillary to lose.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:30 PM (AkOaV)
I want that bitch in pound you in the ass jail
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (YtbIl)
Pound on the podium Hills!!
Pound that fucker!!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Apostate at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (zaVwL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (mxCgt)
I wonder if she even knows, at this point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (iHjB5)
Illinois accent I guess?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (AkOaV)
Firmware updates.
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Ralph at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (Ok9RO)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:51 PM (AkOaV)
Speech pandering. She will have the dialect down in SC.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (TKQrK)
172 162
I wonder what her actual accent is? Maybe the "I ain't in now ways tarred?"
I wonder if she even knows, at this point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (iHjB5)
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I dunno.... when I get really, really hammered, I sort of forget English and jabber in a Babel-argot of Germano-Yiddish with a crap-ton of Russian.
Maybe she's just a lush?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (ayzCq)
I think the conventional wisdom that hillary has the black vote tied up is... I mean, we'll see.
I don't see any reason that will remain true.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
Are his hands in his pockets? He could be fapping.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: IC at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (+3RH+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: US Ambassadors and covert operatives she's emailing about at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (AkOaV)
O'Malley with his 0.6% becomes the Kingmaker.
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (AkOaV)
Arkansas. I'm sure the Secret Service knows exactly what she sounds like when she is shrieking out a string of obscenities at them. The real accent comes out.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (TKQrK)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (39g3+)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694209076180455424
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694209334218223618
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694209487838822401
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694209632680677376
Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (dbrav)
This is the man that half the Democrats want to run the largest economy in the world.
There just might be worse than Obama.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (/tuJf)
-- World's oldest known joke, Sumeria 1900 BC
I think it must have lost something in the translation.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2016 11:33 PM (sdi6R)
Had to be there.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (TqXWc)
It is amazing how incredibly GRATING that woman is whenever she opens her mouth.
But she is especially awful at speechifying.
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (UCC3Q)
They say she'll clean up with the black vote. Maybe the accent works.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (39g3+)
***
He's Jewish like the wooden horse was Trojan....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (EZebt)
Communism vs. capitalism. It's about time we had this fight up front
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)
Uh.... would not a business Man be a better representative of Capitalism???
vice a LAWYER?
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (Dc/ui)
oy, turned off fox
can't stand it
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (qCMvj)
I came to that conclusion after the 2008 election.
Then I cut off my cable after the 2012 election, when I realized that I had been paying for it every month for four years but not watching it.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (ZLIxs)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (TKQrK)
She's from Illinois.
Went to undergad in MA and law school in CT.
Then lived in Arkansas for a while (ewww!). Then spent years in DC. Then NY / DC.
Hard to say.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IC at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (+3RH+)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Fat Cthulhu at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (EzgxV)
197 Bill looks as if he has aids.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (egOGm)
Yep. He's looking like a Q-Tip just like Sharpton.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (hlMPp)
http://tinyurl.com/ztdklc4
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (3C9q2)
Bernie's life story explains the socialism. If you are that well educated and still a failure, it has to be the system.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (ayzCq)
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (ZLIxs)
Anti-HIV meds have cognitive side effects. They took Andrew Sullivan, not a paragon of stability to start with, and rendered him absolutely over the top bughouse nuts.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (noWW6)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694209803380457472
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694209953641435137
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694210092703576064
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694210219396694016
Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (dbrav)
This is the man that half the Democrats want to run the largest economy in the world.
There just might be worse than Obama.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (/tuJf)
Remember when everybody got a case of the vapors when Rush said he wanted Obama to fail?
Bernie would fail.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (Dj0WE)
-- World's oldest known joke, Sumeria 1900 BC
I think it must have lost something in the translation.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2016 11:33 PM (sdi6R)
Had to be there.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (TqXWc)
And no one said it was a good joke. For all you know it was written by the Dane Cook of Sumeria.
Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (zt+N6)
I don't see any reason that will remain true.
-------------------------------
C'mon, she's got a 37-point lead over him in South Carolina and 20-something leads in other southern states.
We've got to resign ourselves to a lot of Hillary and bank on the big vote -- the FBI's.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (YOxw1)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2016 12:00 AM (voOPb)
Geez, Captain. Presume & hope you're okay.
Posted by: mindful webworker - car wrecks can scar you for life at February 02, 2016 12:00 AM (ACs58)
Posted by: Ralph at February 02, 2016 12:00 AM (Ok9RO)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:00 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 02, 2016 12:00 AM (0zhCI)
Herbie Mann, "Battle Hymn of the Republic," from the album "Memphis Underground," 1969, one I listened to a lot when binge-toking. Back then. No more binge toking now.
So I look it up (I lost the vinyl in a flood, really, in like '8
and find out it was Hunter S. Thompson's campaign song when he was running for whatever over near Aspen, where he lived. Sheriff? County commish?Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 02, 2016 12:00 AM (U6f54)
Maybe, Hell. I like to drink but that bitch is outta-control.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (ayzCq)
***
The line is a fine one, but it is there, and discernible by one very simple question:
"Have you ever drunk cologne to lose the shakes?"
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (/33sy)
Is that right, or is their software jacking around again?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (Wckf4)
We've got to resign ourselves to a lot of Hillary and bank on the big vote -- the FBI's.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (YOxw1)
Assuming she holds on to the black vote. If it breaks more evenly (which, lets be honest, one or two big endorsements could do), that lead will evaporate.
Not saying Bernie wins the south, but if he does "okay" in the south, it changes everything.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (TqXWc)
Re: first Jewish candidate, yadda. I bet that Soviet prick hasn't said the shma in 50 years.
Posted by: Apostate at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (zaVwL)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (TKQrK)
*****
No, sadly, it is Illinois. She hails from my home town there of Park Ridge *spits*.
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 02, 2016 12:02 AM (YLidQ)
What's it do to The Drunks campaign if The Rapist dies in say the next 6months.....
Does she ride it to the throne regardless of opponent?
Posted by: Hillbillyking at February 02, 2016 12:02 AM (0zhCI)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 02, 2016 12:02 AM (vUcdz)
-- World's oldest known joke, Sumeria 1900 BC
I think it must have lost something in the translation.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2016 11:33 PM (sdi6R)
Had to be there.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (TqXWc)
And no one said it was a good joke. For all you know it was written by the Dane Cook of Sumeria.
Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (zt+N6)
and then.... get this.... I didn't fart in his lap!
Posted by: Amy Shumer at February 02, 2016 12:02 AM (f7rv6)
Well let's put it this way; Sanders probably is not getting many black votes.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:02 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 12:03 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Like all the Cruz supporters who were sure Trump would call the voters ass-fucking shit-kickers who didn't deserve him?
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:03 AM (WOyz5)
If Rubio can take NH and Cruz can place second, we can finally have a two-man race between two decent candidates.
Just look at the flowers, Donald, just look at the flowers.
Posted by: TallDave at February 02, 2016 12:03 AM (74ZYB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:03 AM (ayzCq)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: GnuBreed Headline News at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (gyKtp)
Well played.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (egOGm)
Is that right, or is their software jacking around again?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (Wckf4)
I flip to Drudge, too.
They (talking heads) keep claiming Hillary will have the delegate count over Bernie.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (qCMvj)
Is that right, or is their software jacking around again?
Posted by: Burn the Witch
Their numbers are probably correct but it's well within the Margin of Cheat.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (wCF3s)
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 02, 2016 12:02 AM (YLidQ)
I mentioned Arkansas because I believe that is where it was first reported that she had a mouth that roars obscenities. The Arkansas State Troopers were her first victims, then it was on to the Secret Service when they won the WH.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (TKQrK)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (39g3+)
And no one said it was a good joke. For all you know it was written by the Dane Cook of Sumeria.
Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (zt+N6)
Who knew Sumerians liked "just the punchline" threads?
Posted by: TexasDan at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (TqXWc)
231 So who won, about to be indicted or the second coming of Venezuela
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (zOTsN)
With statistical error it is 50/50/1
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (hlMPp)
.....................
some times you gotta really piss
Posted by: jake at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (HLUeE)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (/tuJf)
He probably doesn't recognize them.
Did he concede or is it still too close?
Posted by: Jen the original at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (TKQrK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (ayzCq)
It's a very funny scene and it makes me chortle when I think of it occurring during leftist speechifying.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (4rzL1)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
They don't want free college and free doctors?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (FkBIv)
And no one said it was a good joke. For all you know it was written by the Dane Cook of Sumeria.
Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (zt+N6)
Who knew Sumerians liked "just the punchline" threads?
Posted by: TexasDan at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (TqXWc)
***
Cuneiform's a bitch in HTML....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (/33sy)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:07 AM (UCC3Q)
And no one said it was a good joke. For all you know it was written by the Dane Cook of Sumeria.
Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (zt+N6)
Who knew Sumerians liked "just the punchline" threads?
Posted by: TexasDan at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (TqXWc)
Well of course we like to just write the punch line...
We were carving this shit into STONE! You know how hard that is???
Posted by: Sumerian Comedy Writer at February 02, 2016 12:07 AM (f7rv6)
Uh. No.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (ayzCq)
***
Then you're a fellow who likes a drink from time to time, and not an alcoholic or a shaking stew-bum.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:07 AM (/33sy)
The GIF I posted of Hills! chugging wine for a replacement of a flaming skull regarding stories of her gained no traction
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 12:08 AM (hlMPp)
They're pretty darn disillusioned with the Dems in general.
Posted by: Apostate at February 02, 2016 12:08 AM (zaVwL)
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 02, 2016 12:08 AM (Dc/ui)
It's so close even MSNBC won't call it.
Seriously, 3 delegates out of over 1200. Insanely close.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 12:08 AM (/tuJf)
This is not two Korean Air or SAS flight attendants pulling at clothing, it's more like watching two 55 year old hags slugging it out in a Walmart
Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (dbrav)
Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)
Okay dummie, Rubio shill
Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (VdICR)
I have thoughts on this but just not right now. You have them too, L' Elle.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (ayzCq)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (rJUlF)
meh, they keep saying the "college" districts aren't enough delegates for bernie
so that shows you hillary won't have the obama voters either
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 12:08 AM (/tuJf)
Does the DNC have Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz in the room torturing them, shaking her greasy hair at them until they agree to break for Hill?
Posted by: Jen the original at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (TKQrK)
Posted by: jake at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (HLUeE)
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (oFSUK)
I expect they figure that's only going to be for whitey from him. For some inexplicable reason, blacks seem to think the angry old cracker woman from Arkansas is on their side.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (39g3+)
...I use mouth wash.
Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)
****
Cough syrup is much more efficient.
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (YLidQ)
We were carving this shit into STONE! You know how hard that is???
You were pushing a stylus into clay tablets and then baking them in the sunshine. You were writing jokes, not the fucking Epic of Gilgamesh.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (YJmuy)
This is not two Korean Air or SAS flight attendants pulling at clothing, it's more like watching two 55 year old hags slugging it out in a Walmart
Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (dbrav)
***
Yep. Here in the states, it's all - to quote a famous pilot - "gays, grandmas, and grandees."
Now, KAL or SAS stewardesses... hell, that's pay per view material, right there.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (/33sy)
Posted by: angela urkel at February 02, 2016 12:11 AM (QMf3F)
Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 12:11 AM (zt+N6)
Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: Reggie at February 02, 2016 12:11 AM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:11 AM (UCC3Q)
Okay dummie, Rubio shill
Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (jqZ8a)
Pretty transparent.
She's FOR Rubio
Against Trump
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:11 AM (qCMvj)
Criminal crushes Commie in corn caucus, cultists collectively cry and caterwaul.
I may have been called some bad names.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2016 12:11 AM (KRwzj)
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:12 AM (UCC3Q)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:12 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: IC at February 02, 2016 12:12 AM (+3RH+)
Never thought myself an alcy. What are we trying to prove scientifically here?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (ayzCq)
What, you think you're better than me, just because you've never made a 3 a.m. run to Walmart for it?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (/33sy)
Posted by: Trump Super Fan
----
TallDave admitted he was a Rubio supporter who didn't care about amnesty is what's in the doob.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (WOyz5)
-- World's oldest known joke, Sumeria 1900 BC<<<
Nothing worse than letting one rip and pulling a blanket over someone's head for a Damascus oven. Amirite?
Posted by: ancient comedian at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (YJmuy)
Shouldn't the story be that the two anti establishment candidates crushed it?
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (zOTsN)
C'mon you Bernie lunatics. You can do this!
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Apostate at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (zaVwL)
Posted by: mindful webworker - eek at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (ACs58)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 02, 2016 12:14 AM (Pwh6H)
Never thought myself an alcy. What are we trying to prove scientifically here?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (ayzCq)
***
Hillary is about three years from full-on Kitty Dukakis territory.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:14 AM (/33sy)
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:14 AM (UCC3Q)
Posted by: eman at February 02, 2016 12:14 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: jake at February 02, 2016 12:14 AM (HLUeE)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 02, 2016 12:15 AM (89T5c)
If Rubio can take NH and Cruz can place second, we can finally have a two-man race between two decent candidates.
Just look at the flowers, Donald, just look at the flowers.
Posted by: TallDave at February 02, 2016 12:03 AM (74ZYB)
Personally I do not understand how anyone could like both Cruz AND Ruby Oh!
I would think you would have to be genuinely disgusted with the other, if you are for one of them, and I would expect that neither of them can sway enough of the other guy's fans to make a large enough dent in the Dem candidate's built in lead.
As much as Gopes hate him, if they were honest I think they would acknowledge that likely the only person with an R behind his name who would have a shot at winning in November is Trump. Because he has the ability to create his own coalition, outside the standard Republican marriage between Gopes and Conservatives. A marriage that is irreconcilable, I believe.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2016 12:15 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM
----
We're on the same wavelength, RK.
Definitely.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:16 AM (jqZ8a)
Hasn't he been third in the polls for like a month?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:16 AM (39g3+)
... Uh, he's given the same f'n speech so many times now, he should damn well know it by heart.
Posted by: SMOD/Orbital Nukes 2016! at February 02, 2016 12:16 AM (H9MG5)
"Have you ever drunk cologne to lose the shakes?"
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (/33sy)
You don't need to do that if you're a serious prepper. You'll always have a stockpile of real booze on hand. Duh.
Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2016 12:17 AM (sdi6R)
I don't see how he is the story
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 12:18 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (WOyz5)
I don't know about doobage, but I will say that TallDave (or anyone else might not care about amnesty, but amnesty cares about them, whether they want to face it or not).
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2016 12:19 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:19 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:19 AM (UCC3Q)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:20 AM (WOyz5)
Yeah, but now the game you play is "How would they have finished if n had dropped out?" where n in (Carson, Paul, Jeb...)
And in that scenario Rubio looks rather strong.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 12:20 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (egOGm)
There's something to that. There is a show I sometimes watch, and that Charlie Sheen show comes on right after it. So before I'd get a chance turn the channel on that little creep, I'd notice that he looked like he was in really bad shape, and his voice was bad. Sure enough, HIV. Turns out screwing an unlimited number of disease ridden whores and doing drugs has a down-side. Same goes for Bubba. Maybe he picked something up on Pedophile Isle.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 02, 2016 12:20 AM (+lVUW)
https://twitter.com/AceofSpadesHQ/with_replies
find the funny guy behind hillary
but, then read about
This is unbelievable. What shameless whores.
The DC-GOP is Fundraising Off Ted Cruz After Trying to Defeat Him
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:20 AM (qCMvj)
Definitely. "
Well, L'elle." We are not our county's problems. We are so far away it's un-seeable. Come at me? Okay. They have.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:20 AM (ayzCq)
After shave is smoother, but the rubbing alcohol really takes the edge off.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 02, 2016 12:20 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Apostate at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (zaVwL)
On THIS site?
I think the name calling has been pretty one sided...
I don't think I've seen any OTHER candidate called HITLER (last night)... or thief... or the constant attacks on Character, vice positions.
and the Personal attacks against other posters? against entire swaths of supposed allies who happen to support someone else???
TDS is alive and well....
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (f7rv6)
Posted by: ThunderB
----
Bc Fox is pretending he won the first place trophy for coming in third. That's how. Big surprise.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (jqZ8a)
Maybe he's just trying out the Sharpton Diet.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (o+SC1)
Global warming kicks ass!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (hlMPp)
I don't see how he is the story
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 12:18 AM (zOTsN)
He's the Republican Silky Pony. They want to stroke his pretty, pretty hair, and cuddle him, and have him tell them it's gonna be alright.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (Dj0WE)
The DC-GOP is Fundraising Off Ted Cruz After Trying to Defeat Him
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Scum bags gotta scum... and bag.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (wCF3s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2016 12:22 AM (Z8fuk)
The mood was, shall we say, subdued.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 02, 2016 12:22 AM (gyKtp)
stroke his pretty, pretty hair, and cuddle him, and have him tell them
it's gonna be alright.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (Dj0WE)<<<
Not too rough on the hair... it falls out pretty easily.
Posted by: Dondi at February 02, 2016 12:23 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:23 AM (UCC3Q)
It is funny to see the GOP come in third in their own primary. It's like Joe Biden playing solitaire.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 12:23 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:23 AM (ayzCq)
stroke his pretty, pretty hair, and cuddle him, and have him tell them
it's gonna be alright.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (Dj0WE)
Not too rough on the hair... it falls out pretty easily.
Posted by: Dondi at February 02, 2016 12:23 AM (H9MG5)
Maybe I weren't talking about THAT hair.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2016 12:24 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: jake
------------
26.9%, so yeah.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2016 12:24 AM (oFSUK)
I love that kind of thing. It always bothers me, though, that they insist on acting like everyone before 1990 was a retard. Without understanding scientific principles, they managed to use this crystal in a common sense, intelligent way! How could these near-monkeys from so long ago do it???Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (oFSUK)
https://twitter.com/AceofSpadesHQ/with_replies
find the funny guy behind hillary
but, then read about
This is unbelievable. What shameless whores.
The DC-GOP is Fundraising Off Ted Cruz After Trying to Defeat Him
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:20 AM (qCMvj)
Its nothing new. He dragged the House kicking and screaming into shutting down the government in an effort to stop Obamacare. And with all the shills and establishment hacks screaming that he was using it as nothing but a fundraising effort as soon as they sided with him the Republican House campaign committee sent out a fundraising email about it.
Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: JackStraw
Had to pee!
Posted by: Bernie at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:26 AM (UCC3Q)
>> primary. It's like Joe Biden playing solitaire.
I'm going to pour a shot of Scotch and put it on the nightstand.
When I wake up, I will check the Dem results. If Venezuela topped Pending Indictment, I'll down it with a smile.
If Hillary held on, I'll pour it in the dogs' water bowl.
(yeah, I'm kidding about that.)
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 12:26 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2016 12:26 AM (YJmuy)
Or, as my Brooklyn Jew neighbor said: why do Jewish men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 12:27 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:27 AM (jqZ8a)
1) WTF? That's a bizarre nonsequitur.
2) I have said nothing bad about Trump here, even though I don't like him, but I'm assumed to have? Why?
3) That has absolutely shut do with the amusing hypocrisy of Trumpites whining about "classiness." I remember months and months of abuse by those cultists for caring about things like class, workable policy, and governing one's words. You don't?
4) I utterly reject any secular code of conduct that requires that I act better than my fellow men. Fuck double standards. I'm not a Democrat.
Posted by: Apostate at February 02, 2016 12:27 AM (zaVwL)
Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at February 02, 2016 12:27 AM (39g3+)
They (talking heads) keep claiming Hillary will have the delegate count over Bernie.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (qCMvj)
The caucus poll for the Dems is not binding. The state Dem machine will probably throw most of the delegates to Hillary! regardless.
Posted by: The Caucusing Hat at February 02, 2016 12:28 AM (vBeA5)
Another Cruz-Trump ONT?
%#!@
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (OQ9R7)
They had this thing called the Iowa Cockeye today. Kinda hard to ignore.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2016 12:28 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 02, 2016 12:28 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:28 AM (WOyz5)
Scope is ready to go right outa the bottle !!!!
Posted by: jake at February 02, 2016 12:28 AM (HLUeE)
Posted by: The Caucusing Hat at February 02, 2016 12:28 AM (vBeA5)
then the young hipsters will disappear
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:29 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (jqZ8a)
Fox News before the caucus: If Cruz comes in Secomd, he should shut down his campaign
Fox News after the Caucus: Rubio wins Iowa with the third most votes!!
Posted by: Boone at February 02, 2016 12:29 AM (bLfK+)
Posted by: jake at February 02, 2016 12:29 AM (HLUeE)
This is the man that half the Democrats want to run the largest economy in the world.
Isn't it his plan to fix healthcare by putting everyone on Medicare? That is just another government program that people try to milk for everything they can get out of it. My dad died when he was 97, I saw first hand how some providers try to maximize what they can charge to medicare.
One example, my dad had a cough. Because of the possibility of pneumonia for very old people, his doctor had a nurse come out to check his lungs. After she checked him, she said he had a mild cold, there was nothing wrong with his lungs. Then she wanted me to sign a form for her to come out for several more visits. I asked her why she needed to come back for weeks if there was nothing wrong with him. Her answer? Because that's what medicare allows. Of course there was no mention of what the cost was of each of these unnecessary home visits. After I lectured her on wasting taxpayer money, we agreed that she would come out for one more visit to make sure the cold was going away.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 02, 2016 12:29 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:29 AM (qCMvj)
Talking Heads, Sugar on My Tongue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LTCdt4tk8k
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:29 AM (/33sy)
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:30 AM (UCC3Q)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:30 AM (WOyz5)
Were Trump not in the race, I'd agree but he's messing up everything for everybody and having a ball doing it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (39g3+)
You guys are serious about this, people really drink it? Mix it with Red Bull and I bet your eyeballs would explode.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (jqZ8a)
Or, as my Brooklyn Jew neighbor said: why do Jewish men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 12:27 AM (oFSUK)
***
ha! had a great-uncle, survivor of the war, who died on the job, running his little gun shop in CA.
Surveillance tape showed the moment he had his heart attack, and the tough old bastard actually crawled AWAY from the telephone.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:32 AM (/33sy)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 12:32 AM (hlMPp)
Maybe they'll call an Occupy DNC.
I'd like nothing better than to see Democrats in knock-down, drag-out physical combat before the nomination.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 12:32 AM (o+SC1)
Margin of Error, motherfuckers, do you speak it?
Posted by: Fox News at February 02, 2016 12:32 AM (oFSUK)
Now, KAL or SAS stewardesses... hell, that's pay per view material, right there.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (/33sy)
Well, I have to say, that on my Delta flight from Managua to LAX, one stewardess was a stone hottie, cuter than two black and white puppies in a little red wagon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2016 12:33 AM (Z8fuk)
Exactly.
And moreover, tonight Trump showed that what the Trump Haters hate about him is pure chimera.
- But they are so blinded by their hate, that it's a tough thing for them to see, let alone admit.
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:33 AM (UCC3Q)
Srsly, I never thought it would be this close.
Who knows what happens next?
Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:35 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Chris Matthews
Me too. But I'm also 27.3% black tar heroin.
Posted by: Keith Richards at February 02, 2016 12:35 AM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:35 AM (39g3+)
Now, KAL or SAS stewardesses... hell, that's pay per view material, right there.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (/33sy)
Well, I have to say, that on my Delta flight from Managua to LAX, one stewardess was a stone hottie, cuter than two black and white puppies in a little red wagon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2016 12:33 AM (Z8fuk)
***
There are always outliers....
Bu was she cute or hot? a world of difference, in my experience.
Give me a cutie over a hottie six days a week and twice on Sunday; they tend to have fewer hours on the engine, and far fewer miles on the drivetrain.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:35 AM (/33sy)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 02, 2016 12:35 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:36 AM (UCC3Q)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 02, 2016 12:36 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:35 AM (39g3+)
***
Secret island in the South Pacific. They feed 'em a diet of raw meat.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:36 AM (/33sy)
............................
Indian Reservations back in the 90's, before Red Bull
Posted by: jake at February 02, 2016 12:37 AM (HLUeE)
If I'd known what it involved, I would have gone to Walgreens and plunked down $200. I think of this every time I see those incessant ads on tv for braces. If Sanders gets to be president, he will flush mountains more of our money down the toilet so he can feel like a commie humanitarian.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 02, 2016 12:37 AM (+lVUW)
Listerine is 26.9%, huh.
I may have to hit that.
Scope tastes better. Mmm minty
Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at February 02, 2016 12:27 AM (39g3+)
Rumor has it that iced listermint bongs were "the thing" at the University of Casual Sun Bathing around 1980....
Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2016 12:38 AM (EzgxV)
Read on Twitter that Carson is complaining that Cruz played dirty tricks in the caucus but who knows how accurate that is or what it even means. Cruz is a lawyer so he's more than willing to use any means legal, even if a bit questionable in the ethics scale to win.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:38 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2016 12:38 AM (ntObR)
The Dem caucus is different than that of the GOP. With the latter it's more like a primary vote. The Dems have more bureaucratic process that takes longer.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2016 12:38 AM (KRwzj)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at February 02, 2016 12:39 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2016 12:40 AM (N8hFs)
"Hey, it's time for my mandatory thumbsucking and fapping break!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2016 12:40 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:40 AM (39g3+)
Trump is an American hero.
President Cruz should give him the medal of freedom.
He has broken the schakels
Posted by: Ralph at February 02, 2016 12:40 AM (Ok9RO)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:41 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (39g3+)
Yeah. Just because they didn't understand the wave theory of light, doesn't mean they couldn't make practical use of the property of birefringence. Another common mineral, incidentally, which has very marked birefringence, is selenite, the sparry crystals of gypsum. I have bags of the stuff.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2016 12:41 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 02, 2016 12:42 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 12:42 AM (zOTsN)
but with Listerine you gotta add some Kool-Aid to it.
You guys are serious about this, people really drink it? Mix it with Red Bull and I bet your eyeballs would explode.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (oFSUK)
I remember hearing a radio program where two guys were in a meeting and said something about how you could drink Listerine....which got a bunch of uneasy looks and expressions of doubt....so he unscrewed the cap and downed the whole bottle. Some people were so unnerved that they had to leave the room from nausea.
Of course, it's a lot easier to chug the whole bottle if you fill it with apple juice first.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2016 12:42 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
You may bow and kiss our hand, knave.
Posted by: EEOC & courts e'rrywhere at February 02, 2016 12:43 AM (wCF3s)
Let. It. Burn.
Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2016 12:43 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:43 AM (39g3+)
I don't think I could drink a whole bottle of apple juice without power vomiting either. Too much sweet.
I remember when my brother tried to drink a gallon jug of water as kids. He ended up sick as a dog. Too much of anything...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:44 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2016 12:45 AM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2016 12:45 AM (KRwzj)
Posted by: IC at February 02, 2016 12:45 AM (+3RH+)
The Dems are going slowly because they can't believe that there's no ballots in passing car trunks or nearby hotel rooms.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2016 12:45 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2016 12:46 AM (wCF3s)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:46 AM (WOyz5)
Of course, it's a lot easier to chug the whole bottle if you fill it with apple juice first.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2016 12:42 AM (EzgxV)
Heh. On Dean Martin's TV show back in the 60s or 70s, he always had a drink in his hand.
Many years later it was revealed that it was just apple juice.
Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2016 12:47 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Joke Biden at February 02, 2016 12:47 AM (H9MG5)
CT @ #396, I think you've said all that can be said, at this point. Probably won't know much until Super Tuesday. At least much that affects the outcome.
ThunderB, that's hardly a surprise. Is "InTrade" still around? What are theMendacious Platitude Machine's odds on that site?
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2016 12:48 AM (QDnY+)
He stays a billionaire with a smoke-stack of a wife and, doubtless, a few honeys on the side....
Win/win, it seems to me.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:48 AM (/33sy)
Be well you Morons, time for bed for me.
I was right that Cruz would win IA, guess we will have to wait to see if Hldabeast lost.
that looks close. She was up 50% a yr ago. How an almost tie now is a win pretty funny.
Nite all you Morons, doggehs already in bed. Hint for me, dumbass go to bed!
Posted by: Farmer at February 02, 2016 12:48 AM (o/90i)
We made it to the Iowa caucuses (barely), got out of there an hour after the actual start (record turnout), the guy we voted for won, and we made it home before the blizzard!
Sup, Horde?
Posted by: pookysgirl channeling medieval villagers at February 02, 2016 12:49 AM (K27gs)
Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2016 12:47 AM (sdi6R)
And comedian Foster Brooks, who played the burned-out old alky, was a teetotaler.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2016 12:50 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:50 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:51 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 02, 2016 12:51 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Vitameatavegamin at February 02, 2016 12:51 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:53 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: IC at February 02, 2016 12:54 AM (+3RH+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:35 AM (39g3+)
I fly American domestically and the flight attendants are generally (1) old; (2) fat or (3) male, and if you're not in the forward cabin, surly.
Step onto a good Asian airline (i.e., not Air China) and it's another world. My favorite Korean Airlines must reject 50 women for every one they hire. They're beautiful and they are there to serve you.
Even if you're in coach.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 02, 2016 12:54 AM (sl+zA)
Exactly.
And moreover, tonight Trump showed that what the Trump Haters hate about him is pure chimera.
- But they are so blinded by their hate, that it's a tough thing for them to see, let alone admit.
Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:33 AM (UCC3Q)
I, for one, am very glad that Trump took the high road tonight. I hope he continues on that road.
That doesn't change the fact that he has been a giant flaming jackhole the last few weeks and it doesn't mean it was unreasonable (given his past jackholeness) to assume that he would react badly to losing.
He didn't and good for him.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 02, 2016 12:56 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:57 AM (WOyz5)
Would it be safe to say Rubio spent more than Cruz who spent more than
Trump for outcome that they all basically pick up the same number of
delegates (plus one for Cruz)? What's the deal in NH - winners take all?
Posted by: IC at February 02, 2016 12:54 AM (+3RH+)
The best answer I could get was who knows about Iowa? I think NH is proportional but I wouldn't swear to that.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 02, 2016 12:59 AM (NPofj)
>> another world. My favorite Korean Airlines must reject 50
>> women for every one they hire. They're beautiful and they
>> are there to serve you.
I recall one uniformly bunkworthy Singapore Airlines HKG-SFO cabin crew.
Cathay Pacific's substantially less consistent in that regard.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:00 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:57 AM (WOyz5)
The Airport? What is it?
Posted by: redbanzai at February 02, 2016 01:01 AM (NPofj)
Sigh... Korean girls....
Of all my 'nieces,' my only favorite, and the only one my future Empress dislikes (and this needlessly) is Korean.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 01:01 AM (/33sy)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 01:02 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 12:18 AM (zOTsN)
He's not. He's the Narrative.
Posted by: rrpjr at February 02, 2016 01:02 AM (s/yC1)
Cathay Pacific's substantially less consistent in that regard.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:00 AM (o+SC1)
*****
I dunno. I had one, obviously new, on a Delta flight to Monterrey in November. Hotter than the Sun.
She even passed all the Tranny tests, yet the Horde would not believe when I live blogged this ever so rare event.
*Sniff*
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 02, 2016 01:04 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - what th' at February 02, 2016 01:05 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: jow at February 02, 2016 01:05 AM (jNZsP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2016 01:07 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: $19 trillion and counting at February 02, 2016 01:07 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 01:07 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: rrpjr at February 02, 2016 01:08 AM (s/yC1)
So just to see, I poured a little bit of the old fuel out on a concrete floor. Making just a little wet spot. Normal gasoline will evaporate very quickly under those conditions. You can see the wet spot shrinking in diameter and even see the fumes rising (looks sort of like heat rising). And it cools. Gas on your skin will feel cool as it evaporates so nicely.
Well, the ruined ethanolated shit didn't behave properly at all. The wet spot just sat there. It didn't even feel as cool to my hand.
And it looked off-color.
Again, the corn holers can go corn hole themselves with giant ears of corn.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 02, 2016 01:09 AM (dvuhZ)
world. My favorite Korean Airlines must reject 50 women for every one
they hire."
Apart from KAL's bad habit of crashing.
At one point they held the hull loss record per kilometers flown, beating out every other major international airline.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 01:09 AM (noWW6)
Not according to Drudge:
Dem Party has informed campaigns that caucus results from 90 precincts are missing...
Lock and load, Berniebots...
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:11 AM (o+SC1)
world. My favorite Korean Airlines must reject 50 women for every one
they hire."
Apart from KAL's bad habit of crashing.
At one point they held the hull loss record per kilometers flown, beating out every other major international airline.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 01:09 AM (noWW6)
***
If I've got to die, to go with a Korean hottie by me is by no means the worst way I could go.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 01:12 AM (lutOX)
--------
You can't hold getting shot down but Russian fighters against them.
Posted by: Flounder at February 02, 2016 01:13 AM (sl+zA)
We had record turnout too. The reporting app gave us an "Are You Sure? Does Not Compute" before accepting our numbers.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 02, 2016 01:13 AM (nf80W)
Posted by: The Caucusing Hat at February 02, 2016 01:14 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 01:14 AM (39g3+)
Phrasing!
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 01:14 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 02, 2016 01:14 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 01:14 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 01:07 AM (39g3+)
Big Hero 6. Male Protagonist.
Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 01:15 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:11 AM
---------
Unexpectedly!!!
Posted by: jow at February 02, 2016 01:15 AM (jNZsP)
Translation: The Clinton Machine is unpacking results from cars and motel rooms as we speak.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 01:15 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 01:14 AM (WOyz5)
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
Posted by: redbanzai at February 02, 2016 01:16 AM (NPofj)
>> cars and motel rooms as we speak.
Oh Shit! We brought the fake New Hampshire ballots, not the fake Iowa ballots! We're screwed!
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:17 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 02, 2016 01:18 AM (sl+zA)
I've even laughed at a piece by some Asian girl about how she hated non-Asian men who developed that fetish because they expected them to behave in some stereotypical Asian fashion. Racists. And then she got to liking it, just played right up to that stereotype and hated herself for it. But only a little bit.
But I never saw it. It makes them mad when we can't tell the difference between say Koreans, Japanese, etc. I can a little bit.
However, I got to wondering what the deal was Thailand and all the sex trade (the place is sexual Fantasy Island for Westerners), and the ladyboy thing. Got to reading about Thai women were some of the most in demand over the years.
And I got to looking at Thai women. They look different enough that I can tell the difference. And me likey. I could easily let myself develop a "taste" for Thai babes.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 02, 2016 01:19 AM (dvuhZ)
Oh please. We had a neophyte with an envelope show up to run our precinct caucus and yours truly got drafted as secretary to witness and sign stuff (thanks, hubby - I'll get you for that one of these days.)
It's only a problem for the 'rats because their rank and file is not only rank - they couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. That and they always wait for the "experts" to tell them how to take a crap.
BTW, our neophyte chair did pretty good - except for announcing the results before picking delegates to the state convention and platform committee. The room was pretty damned cleared out by that point.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 02, 2016 01:22 AM (nf80W)
Ask her what nation that white dude came from. Norway? France? Russia? Greece? Scotland? What a horrible racist because she can't tell.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 01:22 AM (39g3+)
The Clinton flopsweat is palpable.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:26 AM (o+SC1)
Julian Gustavo Gomez
CNN keeps rounding @BernieSanders' 49.6% to 49% and @HillaryClinton's 49.8% to 50%. that's not how math works. #IowaCaucus
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 02, 2016 01:26 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 02, 2016 01:27 AM (ZbV+0)
The "they all look alike" is a natural human trait. When you see another person of different race with vastly different features, you don't notice the details, so overwhelmed are you by the larger differences.
It's those details that allow you to distinguish between Fred and Bob, and Alice and Susan.
You've to acclimate yourself to the new features before you start to notice those little details.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 02, 2016 01:27 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 01:28 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Caucusing Hat at February 02, 2016 01:29 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 02, 2016 01:31 AM (ZbV+0)
https://twitter.com/ND4Bernie/status/694406682575835136
Iowa Democratic party calls Sanders campaign's claim that 90 precincts did not have chairpersons "inaccurate." #IowaCaucus
https://twitter.com/franklinleonard/status/694406367285673984
Posted by: The Caucusing Hat at February 02, 2016 01:31 AM (vBeA5)
Which is nice to see.
Haven't seen Cruz's. It'll have to wait 'til tomorrow. 'Cause I'm done with today.
Good night, Gracies. In all the razzledazzel of the election, remember the important AoSHQ topics... booze, boobies, and boomsticks.
Posted by: mindful webworker - long time 'til November at February 02, 2016 01:31 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at February 02, 2016 01:31 AM (0OG8D)
>> http://preview.tinyurl.com/jprjcmp
Created by anonymous. So we'll call it 'claimed' at this point.
Right up until some Bernie supporter hits some Clinton supporter over the head with a baseball bat. Or a bong. Or maybe his stack of overdue student-loan invoices.
"Hey, Amazon? Yeah, need more popcorn. Buttered this time."
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:33 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: goon at February 02, 2016 01:33 AM (gy5kE)
Fuck whatever Conan says; that's what is good in life.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at February 02, 2016 01:35 AM (0OG8D)
I thought it was "loose pussy, tight shoes, and a warm place to shit."
Metaphorically, at least, I think Earl Butz was speaking for all men.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:38 AM (o+SC1)
Proofread before sending. TIGHT pussy, LOOSE shoes, at least got the warm place to shit part right.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:39 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2016 01:41 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 02, 2016 01:27 AM (dvuhZ)
It's "Ted and Carol and Bob and Alice".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 02, 2016 01:42 AM (zc3Db)
Technically speaking, I am an American Indian, and totes not the pasty white man I appear to be...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at February 02, 2016 01:43 AM (0OG8D)
Proofread before sending. TIGHT pussy, LOOSE shoes, at least got the warm place to shit part right.
Posted by: JEM
Yeah it was "tight pussy, loose shoes, and a warm place to shit."
Most people remember it from the hilarious skit in "Kentucky Fried Movie" (It was KFM, right?), but the joke was only included in the film because some southern politician was overheard (possibly recorded) telling the joke at some political event, leading to national outrage (to the extent there could be national outrage in the pre-Internet era).
Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2016 01:44 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 02, 2016 01:45 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2016 01:44 AM (jBuUi)
Who could be outraged by that? The chick with the nickname "mudflaps"?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 02, 2016 01:46 AM (zc3Db)
That's a rough estimate of how much the super PAC supporting former Florida governor Jeb Bush spent on each vote he earned on Monday night in Iowa."
http://wapo.st/20lvn9K
Posted by: The LOL-ing at February 02, 2016 01:46 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Adam and the Ants at February 02, 2016 01:46 AM (0OG8D)
>> overheard (possibly recorded) telling the joke at some
>> political event, leading to national outrage (to the extent
>> there could be national outrage in the pre-Internet era).
It was Jerry Ford's Secretary of Agriculture, Earl Butz, and he was made to resign for it.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:47 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2016 01:49 AM (jBuUi)
>> he was made to resign for it.
18% interest rates, Nelson Rockefeller expiring on top of his secretary, all manner of foreign policy debacles...what's not to like about the mid '70s?
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:50 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: JEM
Bingo - that's the dude.
Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2016 01:50 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 02, 2016 01:53 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at February 02, 2016 01:53 AM (0OG8D)
The film with the skit was "Coming Attractions":
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076582/
The full "Loose Shoes" skit is here on YouTube!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Sn-A7D76o
Warning: Un-PC in the extreme!
Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2016 01:53 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Baldy at February 02, 2016 01:55 AM (1SCTq)
Posted by: Dustin at February 02, 2016 01:56 AM (a7sQX)
Posted by: Baldy at February 02, 2016 01:57 AM (1SCTq)
Posted by: The Hat o' winning at February 02, 2016 01:58 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Baldy at February 02, 2016 01:57 AM (1SCTq)
They should do like they do in Nevada and break ties with a deck of cards.
Posted by: The Deck of Hats at February 02, 2016 01:59 AM (vBeA5)
from "Questionable" through "bad call - improper vote call" and "IA Caucus Precinct 43 Irregular Vote Counting" all the way to "Clinton voter fraud in Polk County, Iowa Caucus:"
Are they trying to sandbag Hillary for their new boyfriend Bernie "Venezuela" Sanders?
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 02, 2016 02:01 AM (nf80W)
>>
>> Warning: Un-PC in the extreme!
Haven't seen that since I was old enough to shave.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 02:01 AM (o+SC1)
Wish I got a T-shirt to show for all that...
Posted by: pookysgirl at February 02, 2016 02:01 AM (tRUbz)
>> Bernie "Venezuela" Sanders?
As they say, I root for injuries.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 02:02 AM (o+SC1)
Hillary won 6/6 coin tosses. Link to Des Moines Reg article in my nik
Posted by: Baldy at February 02, 2016 01:57 AM (1SCTq)
They should do like they do in Nevada and break ties with a deck of cards.
Posted by: The Deck of Hats at February 02, 2016 01:59 AM (vBeA5)
They should do like they do in Vegas -- take 'em out of town, shoot 'em, and bury them in the sand with one arm sticking out of the ground holding five
Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2016 02:03 AM (EzgxV)
>> Bernie "Venezuela" Sanders?
As they say, I root for injuries.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 02:02 AM (o+SC1)
It all comes down to who is better at stabbing the other in the back. My money is on Hillary successfully taking out Bernie.
Posted by: The Stabby Hat at February 02, 2016 02:04 AM (vBeA5)
>> Are they trying to sandbag Hillary for their new boyfriend
>> Bernie "Venezuela" Sanders?
As they say, I root for injuries.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 02:02 AM (o+SC1)
It all comes down to who is better at stabbing the other in the back. My money is on Hillary successfully taking out Bernie.
Posted by: The Stabby Hat at February 02, 2016 02:04 AM (vBeA5)
The more stabby, the better -- both ways.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2016 02:06 AM (EzgxV)
>> the back. My money is on Hillary successfully taking out
>> Bernie.
I want her to win this one, in a manner so transparently crooked that it poisons her future efforts.
I want them all to hate each other with the revulsion usually reserved for an Anthony Weiner dick pic.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 02:08 AM (o+SC1)
May the worst cis-gender transhuman win!
Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2016 02:08 AM (jBuUi)
(And yeah, I did sotto voce suggest holding it hostage, but our chair had a list and was following it in order, damnit!)
Glad you made it home safe!
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 02, 2016 02:10 AM (nf80W)
>> hammer-and-sickle nunchuks, while Hillary gets a flaming
>> walker.
Hillary would miss and blast Bill, while Bernie in attempting to show off would cut off his own head.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 02:10 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Baldy at February 02, 2016 02:14 AM (1SCTq)
Bill has 600/600 possible "social diseases".
You see how it all works out.
Posted by: the maths at February 02, 2016 02:16 AM (rqqaP)
Posted by: Baldy at February 02, 2016 02:14 AM (1SCTq)
In both the Nevada and Iowa Dem caucuses, the caucus vote is not binding. The binding happens at state party conventions. IIRC, in Iowa the caucus this night was to select delegates. In Nevada, the caucus selects delegates to county conventions, which then themselves choose delegates to the state convention.
In both caucuses for the GOP, the vote is binding.
Remind me again why the Democrats are called Democratic?
Posted by: The Binding Hat at February 02, 2016 02:22 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2016 12:47 AM (sdi6R)
Many, many moons ago, I was watching some retrospective of the old Steve Allen Show. They were doing a Western skit set in a bar. Tom Poston ordered a whiskey, which was supposed to be weak tea, as the color looked like whiskey. Well, they pulled a gag on Poston and put real whiskey in the glass. He gulped it down, a shocked look on his face. Then he ordered another (which was not in the script). All on live tv.
Posted by: RickZ at February 02, 2016 02:22 AM (Ix+HS)
https://twitter.com/ThePoliticalHat/status/694418045947637760
Posted by: @ThePoliticalHat at February 02, 2016 02:27 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 01:09 AM (noWW6)
I remember a few air-to-air missiles fired from Soviet MiGs being involved in a couple of those crashes.
Posted by: RickZ at February 02, 2016 02:29 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 02, 2016 02:31 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 02, 2016 02:31 AM (FtrY1)
Pass it on down.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at February 02, 2016 02:33 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2016 03:10 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 02, 2016 04:37 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 02, 2016 04:37 AM (iQIUe)
I still think some fast food can be economical. But to call most fast food 'food' is false advertising. When food is no longer cooked fresh on a grill, a chain-fed broiler, etc., it's just crap. I remember when Burger King was a hit because the burgers were char broiled fresh constantly. Now they are pre-cooked hockey pucks sitting in a warming tray, slapped on a bun 'your way' when ordered.
Maybe it's just me, but I can cook better burgers on a stove top. I can make better burritos at home, plus knowing exactly what kind of meat is in the damn thing, and the olives I use are real and sliced, not tasteless black rings. But all the pre-prepped items in fast food chains suck. When I worked at a small independent sub shop-pizza place at Va Beach one summer when I was in college, we prepped daily the lettuce, the onions, the tomatoes, sliced the meats and wrapped them in individual sandwich portions (for speed), made dough and actually proofed it, making the food taste better overall. Now we have people demanding $15 an hour to open a damn package of whatever and slap in on whatever type of bread they use (which comes delivered). I slaved harder in my Mom's kitchen than these special snowflakes working in fast food joints demanding $15 an hour.
I blame 'ding' food (microwaves).
Another thing I want these special snowflakes to learn is that the minimum wage is actually $0.00. Because when they price themselves out of an entry level job, they earn $0.00. Time for Milton Friedman to be required reading/watching in grade school. Such an addition to the curriculum would better serve (pun intended) the students than learning how to put a condom on a banana.
/Now get off my astroturf!
Posted by: RickZ at February 02, 2016 05:09 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: bestie21 at February 02, 2016 06:05 AM (HUeC4)
The big synagogue in Berlin stands today because, when a raging crowd headed over to torch it on Kristallnacht, one honest German cop with a pissant pistol confronted them, and they backed down. His later fate is unknown.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2016 06:13 AM (xq1UY)
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