Overnight Open Thread (2-1-2016)

Quote of the Day I

One in four Californians also were not born in the United States; more than one in four who enter the hospital for any cause are found upon admittance to suffer from Type II diabetes. The unspoken responsibility of California state government is to bring state-sponsored parity to new arrivals from Oaxaca, and to do so in ideological fashion that ensures open borders and more government. It is the work of a sort of secular church, and questioning its premises is career-ending blasphemy.

-- VDH in California of the Dark Ages

Quote of the Day II

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

-- World's oldest known joke, Sumeria 1900 BC

Quote of the Day III

"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key."

-- Oldest known English joke, 10th century

Quote of the Day IV

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."

-- Redd Foxx, 20th century

By the heathen gods that made ye, ye're a better man than I am, Syed Husain

Syed-Husain-protector

The Guardian Shuts Down Comments on All Articles Involving Race, Immigration, or Islam

"The resulting conversations below the line bring very little value but cause consternation and concern among both our readers and our journalists."

Consternation!

Heh: NAACP leader uses F-word to apologize for using T-word after N-word meeting

Fast Food Worker Explains Why She Deserves to Be Paid More Than Paramedics

Bringing back that old New York rap: Guardian Angels Patrolling NYC Subways For First Time in 22 Years After Spree of Slashing Attacks

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University of Connecticut Brings Back Segregated Dorms

Le Shock: Firing Bad Teachers Improves Student Performance, Study Says

Lebanon Returns Israeli Vulture Cleared of Spying

Dutch Police Training Eagles to Take Down Drones

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Did the Vikings Use Crystal 'Sunstones' to Discover America?

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Semi-related: Sweasel on Refractive Indices and Invisibility

How Engineers Plan to Stop the Flow of Niagara Falls in 2019

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The Boy Scouts of America Vs. The Gun-Toting American Boy Scouts

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Stewardesses Brawl at 37,000 Feet

Captain pulls over plane.

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The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got electrolytes and shit.

And my twitter thang.

Tonight's post brought to you by MADE BY SUNLIGHT!:

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 11:12 PM




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1 OK

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:13 PM (FkBIv)

2 ONT ONT

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:14 PM (AkOaV)

3 A-OK

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:14 PM (FkBIv)

4 Fox Business reporting this it the highest Democrat turnout since 2008.

(heh.)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:15 PM (AkOaV)

5 Sometimes I put sugar on my sugar to get going in the morning.

But...I usually go with sugar and lard. On top of some more sugar.

Posted by: Michael Moore at February 01, 2016 11:15 PM (5LOno)

6 Wow, so there was a time where women wore skirts and dresses to airports? And the men didn't wear flip flops?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2016 11:16 PM (5LOno)

7 That NAACP leader is a whitey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:16 PM (FkBIv)

8 Eh What's Up Doc

Posted by: ALH at February 01, 2016 11:16 PM (Z56vq)

9 Sugar Sugar... http://tinyurl.com/ngdojmr

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2016 11:17 PM (8aOqE)

10 I remember when they shut off Niagara Falls in 1969.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:18 PM (FkBIv)

11 Nice ONT. Love the antique humor.

Posted by: ALH at February 01, 2016 11:18 PM (Z56vq)

12 Told y'all the 'rats were just late reporting because they had to spend the time to herd their heretics into compliance with the consensus.

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 01, 2016 11:18 PM (nf80W)

13 "One in four Californians also were not born in the United States; more than one in four who enter the hospital for any cause are found upon admittance to suffer from Type II diabetes..."

Reason 1,786,357 to lock down the borders.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2016 11:18 PM (T78UI)

14 Betty or Veronica?

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2016 11:18 PM (8aOqE)

15 Intersectional Feminism is Objectively Pro-Rape

Feminism is purportedly about overthrowing The Patriarchy™, yet Feminists are silent, if not complicit, in the rapes and assaults on European women by "migrant" men, even to the point of outright saying they will protect these rapists over "racists" because the rapists just happen to be "refugees". Though not all of the migrants are rapists, it would seem that the Feminists would rather women be raped than possibly insinuate that any non-European is anything less than morally pure.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11039

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 01, 2016 11:18 PM (vBeA5)

16 http://weaponsman.com/?p=28904

Yes, let's hoist a glass to Syed Husain - a damned fine man.

May whatever version of Paradise to which he subscribed welcome him.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:19 PM (/33sy)

17 When they shut off Niagara Falls, will the MFM blame it on Global Climate Warm Changeruption?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 01, 2016 11:19 PM (Pwh6H)

18 Oh, and thank you, Maet, for this fabulous ONT!

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 01, 2016 11:20 PM (nf80W)

19
Ben Sasse

This is the Headline:

By 3-1 margin, Iowa Rs reject @realDonaldTrump

He should now answer real policy exec power questions OR exit the race




They rejected Cruz by almost a 3-1 margin too, you tard.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 01, 2016 11:20 PM (kdS6q)

20 I have celebrated Cruz with tequila I liberated from the office of my former employer.

No one was showing that tequila any attention, which I judged a greater crime than my liberating it.

I'm happy to report that purloined tequila and the tears of Rubio supporters is a sublime combination.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2016 11:20 PM (TqXWc)

21 The Guardian Shuts Down Comments on All Articles Involving Race, Immigration, or Islam

As if one needed any more evidence that the Left is emphatically not liberal ...

Guardian Angels Patrolling NYC Subways For First Time in 22 Years After Spree of Slashing Attacks

Was wondering when that was going to be mentioned here? WTF?

University of Connecticut Brings Back Segregated Dorms

Bring back? Um, they've had them around the country for a while. We had minority designated halls on the campus that I attended like *coughcough* years ago.

How Engineers Plan to Stop the Flow of Niagara Falls in 2019

With really beeg valves that will snap inconveniently, requiring the engineers to run down to Home Depot before the wife comes home.

Stewardesses Brawl at 37,000 Feet

This gonna be a movie, gar-ran-teed. I say Morena Baccarin and Tia Leoni. Unless she had the duck lips done.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2016 11:21 PM (wCF3s)

22 You can't just use a Sunstone, you need a Worldstone and a Moonstone too.

Says so right here in Plato's Lost Dialogue.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (rqqaP)

23 Thanks for the Weapons Man post. Syed Husain died fighting the scum of the earth. I admire him for that, and hope his wife and kids will somehow come through OK.

Posted by: JPS at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (9ziuC)

24 Cruz... just as I predicted. (Y'all remember I predicted that, right?)

Evening, Overnighters.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Nostradamish at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (ACs58)

25 Cruz speech on.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (jqZ8a)

26 At least it was a stand-up fistfight without eye-gouging and screaming.

All I know is, if Holly Holm is serving drinks on my flight, I'll be following the captain's instructions to the letter

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (6FqZa)

27 Woot woot ONT.

Beat working at the AoSDD

Microsoft had one job regarding vote totals
Of course they fucking failed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (voOPb)

28 Brawling Stewardesses-The Trump/anti Trump vitriol hits the airways?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (w4NZ8)

29 They rejected Cruz by almost a 3-1 margin too, you tard.
---
Rubio, too.

And oh boy, but did they ever have it out for Gilmore.

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 01, 2016 11:24 PM (ZbV+0)

30 A contributor to the Huffington Post and notable male feminist has claimed Sen. Ted Cruz ‘s awkward effort to hug and kiss his uninterested daughter isn’t simply an odd campaign moment, but actually an example of “rape culture.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:24 PM (FkBIv)

31 23 Thanks for the Weapons Man post. Syed Husain died fighting the scum of the earth. I admire him for that, and hope his wife and kids will somehow come through OK.
Posted by: JPS at February 01, 2016 11:22 PM (9ziuC)
***
Flashback to one of the bravest little girls ever:

Daughter of Colonel MN Rai, at his funeral, gives his unit's war-cry after tossing flowers on his coffin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0jTACuu8HU

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:24 PM (/33sy)

32 Some sick puppies @huffpo

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2016 11:25 PM (6FqZa)

33 "Consternation!"--


Heavens, were "commenters and journalists also getting the vapors?

Posted by: redbanzai at February 01, 2016 11:25 PM (NPofj)

34 A better clip, in full, with the context:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PADMYBAgj04

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:25 PM (/33sy)

35 Cruz is going to ignore NH and focus on the SC and then the southern states. His speech is a blatant pitch to religious people.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:25 PM (jqZ8a)

36 Good evening horde:

I just wanted to let you know I've made it home, safe and sound, from Africa--no malaria symptoms--and I appear to have recovered from jet lag.

It was a great trip.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 01, 2016 11:26 PM (4rzL1)

37 While they've got Niagara Falls diverted, could they clean up that unsightly pile of rocks at the bottom of it? It's getting to be more like Niagara Rapids.

Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:26 PM (YOxw1)

38 fox business is going to cut from cruz to go to hillary

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:26 PM (AkOaV)

39 I don't get it - why the Hell can't we allow the Gurkhas to immigrate here, en masse?

Diversity and all that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:26 PM (/33sy)

40 Sugar gets you going, so does little white cross pills, some flakey flakes from Peruvia . We will do fine

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:26 PM (voOPb)

41 I saw Brawling Stewardesses open for Jefferson Airplane at the Filmore in '69.

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2016 11:27 PM (8aOqE)

42
182,923 votes, 97% reporting

Gilmore 12
Other 116

Not 12 thousand. Just 12.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 01, 2016 11:27 PM (kdS6q)

43 @7

Helps keep everyone in their proper place.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at February 01, 2016 11:27 PM (0zhCI)

44 Posted by: Northernlurker at February 01, 2016 11:26 PM (4rzL1)

Good to hear that you're back safe and God bless you for your service.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:28 PM (w4NZ8)

45 Cruz sounding like Santorum to me.
Tamp down the Glenn Beck-Messiah complex- self righteous, dude.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:28 PM (jqZ8a)

46 The droning begins.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 01, 2016 11:28 PM (2TUVm)

47 Anyone taking bets on whether we find out a month from now that Bernie actually won tonight?

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 01, 2016 11:28 PM (ZbV+0)

48 39- The Gurkhas don't want to come here. They know they would be disarmed, and they will have none of that.

Posted by: Moki at February 01, 2016 11:28 PM (7q2ch)

49 Those 12 voters probably thought they were voting for Adam Sandler.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2016 11:28 PM (6FqZa)

50 Other/None of the Above 2016

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:29 PM (FkBIv)

51 And oh boy, but did they ever have it out for Gilmore.

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 01, 2016 11:24 PM (ZbV+0)


I'll be the new comeback kid in New Hamshire!

Posted by: Gov. Gilmore's Eyes at February 01, 2016 11:29 PM (vBeA5)

52 Surfin' awfully close there, Ted.

Posted by: the shark at February 01, 2016 11:29 PM (6FqZa)

53 48 39- The Gurkhas don't want to come here. They know they would be disarmed, and they will have none of that.

Posted by: Moki at February 01, 2016 11:28 PM (7q2ch)
***
Sad but true.....

Sigh....sic transit gloria mundi and all that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:29 PM (/33sy)

54 And nobody said nothing about an ONT.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:29 PM (ayzCq)

55 Hillary is talking in an FDR cadence. or something.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:30 PM (AkOaV)

56 A pickpocket snatches watches."

Suck it, Sumeria, this round goes to Redd Foxx.

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2016 11:30 PM (n22zQ)

57 Sugar.

It will make your sticker peck out.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 01, 2016 11:30 PM (dBmVV)

58 I really want Hillary to lose.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:30 PM (AkOaV)

59 Do you think the Ol' Lush uses some of my prefered stock to "energize" for these speeches.

Seems chemically vibrant to me.

I'm something of an expert.

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 01, 2016 11:30 PM (0zhCI)

60 I just wanted to let you know I've made it home, safe and sound, from Africa--no malaria symptoms--and I appear to have recovered from jet lag.

It was a great trip.

Posted by: Northernlurker


So you didn't take the Lariam?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (wCF3s)

61 Hillary is talking in an FDR cadence. or something.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

That's just the clot. It'll pass.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (Pwh6H)

62 27: Microsoft would fuck up a one pump kum n go. Fuck Bill Gates. Repeatedly with a flaming cactus.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (ucDmr)

63 Why is this old woman in a pants suit on TV yelling at me?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (/tuJf)

64 What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (rqqaP)

65 Ted is going way overboard on the hyperbole. Warriors? Crawling over broken glass? Damn, I didn't realize it was a blood bath in Iowa.

Posted by: IC at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (+3RH+)

66 I suppose a wife can always fart in the husband's lap. Womens' prerogative, I get it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (ayzCq)

67 Hello, Horde!

I'm just here to read the comments and eat popcorn.
And maybe drink some booze.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 01, 2016 11:32 PM (rJUlF)

68 Welcome back Northernlurker.

Posted by: Blano at February 01, 2016 11:32 PM (uiVGU)

69 So, is it just me, or does that NAACP leader look really white? Is he just identifying? One-dropper? What?

Posted by: April at February 01, 2016 11:32 PM (79ZSg)

70 Notice the difference between a strong culture - such as the gurkhas - and our own?

A hero of their people loses his life, protecting others from the enemy - a proper funeral, and his daughter shows the same toughness and grit through and in her grief that made her father a hero.

In Paris, New York, and wherever our people lose their lives, we sing 'Imagine," stand around and hold candles, pile up teddy bears, and worry about a backlash....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:32 PM (/33sy)

71 What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

Posted by: Amy Schumer


A cacktus.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 01, 2016 11:32 PM (wCF3s)

72 Ted is talking too much. And the shout out to Glenn Beck.
Just stop.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:32 PM (jqZ8a)

73 The Drunk just attacked the 2nd.....

Glad I pulled the trigger on a SR-25 today.

I like supporting the gun lobby.

She can suck my KAC.

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 01, 2016 11:33 PM (0zhCI)

74 "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

-- World's oldest known joke, Sumeria 1900 BC


I think it must have lost something in the translation.

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2016 11:33 PM (sdi6R)

75 The Drunk needs to cut The Rapist off from the coke.

He don't look good......

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 01, 2016 11:34 PM (0zhCI)

76 The Dem polling was spot on. RCP average = Killary +4, final result = Killary +4 and change.

Posted by: El Presidente Marco at February 01, 2016 11:34 PM (0LHZx)

77 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 01, 2016 11:32 PM (rJUlF)

Good to see you. How are you doing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:34 PM (w4NZ8)

78 All farts expelled by me or my kids get blamed on the English bulldog. He doesn't seem to mind and does his best to contribute to the frivolity.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 01, 2016 11:34 PM (dBmVV)

79 -- World's oldest known joke, Sumeria 1900 BC

I think it must have lost something in the translation.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2016 11:33 PM (sdi6R)


It's all in the delivery....

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 01, 2016 11:34 PM (pAlYe)

80 Is that the Sumerian version of, "She can eat crackers in my bed anytime?"

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2016 11:35 PM (8aOqE)

81 I'm buzzes, she's just leaving now.? Excuse my suchlike typing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)

82 Back long ago in the stoned age, my buddy and I went to see The Stewardesses in 3-D in the theater. (Seems t'me we were a bit young, but we got in with no problem.) The theater was packed, everyone wearing those paper frame glasses, and for quite some way into the movie, it was pretty quiet, as if it were a bunch of serious adults watching a serious film.

Then, at some point, the exaggerated 3-D effects - might have been where a stew was poking a pool cue toward the camera, my buddy guffawed. Very shortly, the whole crowd was laughing uproariously through the rest of the stupid thing.

I think that's the only 3-D movie I ever saw. Don't remember anything about it except the pool cue thing. And the laughter.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in red-green glasses at February 01, 2016 11:35 PM (ACs58)

83 Okay, this is getting weird with the family love now.
Not the place for it.
He just said underwear

Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:35 PM (jqZ8a)

84 "And the shout out to Glenn Beck.
Just stop."



Um, yeah. Might wanna knock that off.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:35 PM (ayzCq)

85 I remember the Guardian Angels patrolling the subway when I was a kid in NYC. I hope y'all like living in the 1970s again.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2016 11:35 PM (EZebt)

86 Crawling over broken glass is a well-known phrase demonstrating determination. Really.

Also, yesterday the conventional wisdom was that a pending blizzard would depress turnout. But turnout was fucking enormous. Does that not demonstrate determination?

And more to the point, he was projected to lose to hordes of new Trumpites, yet he won. Does that not demonstrate determination specifically among his supporters?

Posted by: Apostate at February 01, 2016 11:36 PM (zaVwL)

87 Welcome back, Northernlurker.

Did Trump speak or not? I switched to EverySimpsonsEver a while ago.

Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (YOxw1)

88 Doing well, Fenelon. Just got word that my car was totalled (I was in an accident a little over a week ago), but I'll have enough from the settlement for a down payment on a newer, nicer car. Everything else is good. How are you and yours?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (rJUlF)

89 Does that not demonstrate determination specifically among his supporters?

Posted by: Apostate a


Most of his supporters only want to see the GOPe butthurt and crying.

Guess what?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (wCF3s)

90 Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2016 11:35 PM (EZebt)

DeBlasio-such a gift to the city of NY!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (w4NZ8)

91 I remember the Guardian Angels patrolling the subway when I was a kid in NYC. I hope y'all like living in the 1970s again.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


still here

Posted by: Bernie Goetz at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (dBmVV)

92 60 I just wanted to let you know I've made it home, safe and sound, from Africa--no malaria symptoms--and I appear to have recovered from jet lag.

It was a great trip.

Posted by: Northernlurker

So you didn't take the Lariam?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2016 11:31 PM (wCF3s)

I did not take Lariam. I took another Malaria tablet, which had no side effects whatsoever.

And, at a party on Saturday I had a couple of moron recommended Gin and tonics.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (4rzL1)

93 The Rapist looks alot like ol' Tiger Blood after an AZT and preferred stock bender.

Really, he don't look good.

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 01, 2016 11:38 PM (0zhCI)

94
87 Welcome back, Northernlurker.

Did Trump speak or not? I switched to EverySimpsonsEver a while ago.


Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (YOxw1)



Very gracious. Congratulated Ted and "the other candidates" within the first minute.

Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:38 PM (zt+N6)

95 Think Hillary! will can the extra debates since she came out ahead of The Bern? Since she now has Joementum?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:38 PM (iHjB5)

96 NL, Africa round-up?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:38 PM (ayzCq)

97 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 01, 2016 11:37 PM (rJUlF)

Sorry about your car, but very glad you're o,k, and can get another car. We're o.k. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:39 PM (w4NZ8)

98 Is he going to ever stop talking? This is his problem - know when to stop talking and let stuff seep in.

Posted by: IC at February 01, 2016 11:39 PM (+3RH+)

99 Trump campaigning. Just say 'thanks' and go home.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:39 PM (mxCgt)

100 Heh that Redd Foxx quote. Man he was a funny guy. I still like watching Sanford and Son even though you can see how patchwork the show was. I've been looking online for a long time for a show with Aunt Esther where Fred says to her, "Go down to the oceanside, stand in the low tide, until the high tide commit suicide!" Funny shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 01, 2016 11:39 PM (4ErVI)

101 Sonia's of tonite who was beck bellowing for.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:39 PM (voOPb)

102 Stopping the Niagara flow...that would be cool to see.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 01, 2016 11:40 PM (0LHZx)

103 Back long ago in the stoned age, my buddy and I went to see The Stewardesses in 3-D in the theater.

Here it is!

https://youtu.be/8SJY6w0HD50

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:40 PM (FkBIv)

104 I've rub fir elected office, won one lose 2 , defeat sucks.m

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:40 PM (voOPb)

105 I'm tellin' ya - the way things are now, and the way things are looking to head - any 'ron or 'ette not looking into my correspondence course in wasteland warlordism is missing out on a golden opportunity.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:40 PM (/33sy)

106 Does that not demonstrate determination specifically among his supporters?

Possibly, if I could comprehend caucuses.

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2016 11:40 PM (oFSUK)

107 "Guess what?"

They're going to get their wish?

Posted by: Apostate at February 01, 2016 11:40 PM (zaVwL)

108 Ted. STFU. You won.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:41 PM (jqZ8a)

109 I haven't turned on the TV at all tonight. I spent the evening playing Marvel Heroes 2016 and just checked in here to see what happened in Iowa. How raucous was the caucus?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 01, 2016 11:41 PM (rJUlF)

110 50 >> None of the Above 2016

He's on the ballot, if you live in Canada. He had his name legally changed to that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2016 11:41 PM (gyKtp)

111 Feel the Kasich surge!!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2016 11:41 PM (Dj0WE)

112
Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:38 PM (zt+N6)
-------------------
Thanks. Kind of a relief to see that.

Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:41 PM (YOxw1)

113 Geeze, Ted's gonna go all night. Too much coffee?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (mxCgt)

114 RAGNAR!

Damn I can't wait for that to start again.

Evening horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (hlMPp)

115 YOU. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01,

YOU ARE HERE! Awesome good to see you Mr. Hammer I takes it maer got ahold of you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (voOPb)

116 @104


Repeat please. No copy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (ayzCq)

117 Ted. STFU. You won.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:41 PM (jqZ8a)



it got good

campaigning now
good

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (qCMvj)

118 Cruz is still going on & on?

Posted by: Chi at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (ENe42)

119 3-D moves make me nauseous. There was even stuff going on in the stupid movie by the guy who did Titanic that made me ill.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (w4NZ8)

120 I really don't see why anyone has a problem with Cruz's speech. He won. He's getting his shots in now.

Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (zt+N6)

121 You big dummy!

Posted by: Lamont at February 01, 2016 11:43 PM (EZebt)

122 MH - Thanks, and thanks for the tip. Epic proxys are alive again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:43 PM (mxCgt)

123 I really don't see why anyone has a problem with Cruz's speech.

Because he wasn't their first choice?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:43 PM (w4NZ8)

124
GOV'T: "This here powdered sugah. He touch this? ...he die!

Slap: *snorts the bag*
"Ah-ha!-ha!-ha!HAIIIIIIIIII LIKE IT!"
/Chevy Chase

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at February 01, 2016 11:44 PM (OQ9R7)

125 The new 3-d is kind of odd. Anyone else feel like you are watching a live action diorama? The old 3d always seemed to me to feel like it extended beyond the edge of the screen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:44 PM (iHjB5)

126 Cruz is still going on & on?
Posted by: Chi at February 01, 2016 11:42 PM (ENe42)


he's hitting everyone now

rubio
the gop party
the dem party
boom bam boom bam bam

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:44 PM (qCMvj)

127 Possibly of interest, Fox showing 655 v. 652 Clinton v. Sanders, at website. She might lose.

RECOUNT!

Posted by: Apostate at February 01, 2016 11:44 PM (zaVwL)

128 Now Adele wants Da Trumpster to quit playing her music at his rallies.

You'd think these performers would finally get that as long as Trump or any politician pays the ASCAP/BMI royalties, they don't have any say in who plays their music.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 01, 2016 11:44 PM (rJUlF)

129 >>> problem with Cruz's speech.
----
It's a Castro length speech. I guess he deserves it since he won. But, he won't stop talking in that voice.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:45 PM (jqZ8a)

130 MH - yes, heard from the always-gracious Maet, but it seems that I am on double-secret ban, and so will continue to have to sneak in the back door, which is fine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:45 PM (mxCgt)

131 127
This is one episode of the hanging chad show I might be interested to watch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:45 PM (iHjB5)

132 Wow. The Dem race is down to 4 delegates, 657 - 653 with the Beast ahead.

Amazing.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 11:46 PM (/tuJf)

133 he's hitting everyone now

rubio
the gop party
the dem party
boom bam boom bam bam
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:44 PM (qCMvj)


Hopefully in that order. And maybe someone nearby should whisper in his ear when he goes too far... which really, shouldn't be for some time.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2016 11:46 PM (Dj0WE)

134 The new 3-d is kind of odd. Anyone else feel like you are watching a live action diorama? The old 3d always seemed to me to feel like it extended beyond the edge of the screen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


I've only seen two flicks in 3d, and, yes, it's distracting. I am tempted to see Star Warts IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII in 3d just to see if I missed anything.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2016 11:46 PM (wCF3s)

135

oh my
Clinton might lose tonight
even HQ's DD is tightening up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:46 PM (qCMvj)

136 Think Hillary! will can the extra debates since she came out ahead of The Bern? Since she now has Joementum?



Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:38 PM (iHjB5)

---------------------------
Precisely what I was wondering. Why take the risk when she'll have it sewn up after New Hampshire?
Heh, speaking of Joementum, I wonder if Biden is watching all this while nodding barely perceptibly, eyes narrowed . . .

Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:47 PM (YOxw1)

137 boy is bernie up late

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:47 PM (AkOaV)

138 132
Time to get some delegates out of the trunk. Bill is sure to have some in there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:47 PM (iHjB5)

139 I fart in the general direction of your lap.

Posted by: French sentry at February 01, 2016 11:47 PM (LQLeS)

140 Ted - WTH go to bed. Seriously. You have to go to NH.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 01, 2016 11:47 PM (Dc/ui)

141 Sanders Vs. Cruz


Communism vs. capitalism. It's about time we had this fight up front

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)

142 137 boy is bernie up late
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:47 PM (AkOaV)
***
He said he was sending the soup back. He's not leaving til they take it. he's a man of his word.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (/33sy)

143 I saw "Gravity" in 3D, and I thought it was pretty good.

The only other 3D movie I've seen was some 50's movie back in college, maybe "Creature From the Black Lagoon" or something like that.

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (sdi6R)

144 We counted the mail in ballots didn't we


*looking at you Kasich!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (hlMPp)

145 128 >> ...they don't have any say in who plays their music.

But, CW, they CAN express an opinion.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (gyKtp)

146 More sugar please.

Posted by: Every Kid Ever at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (EZebt)

147 >>>>> Wow. The Dem race is down to 4 delegates, 657 - 653 with the Beast ahead.
Amazing.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 11:46 PM (/tuJf
----
Fox calling it now too close to call.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (jqZ8a)

148 If Hillary loses there's slightly more of a chance she'll be indicted, so lose Hillary-Lose!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (w4NZ8)

149 Is he still talking? We switched over to something else. Keep you victory speech short and sweet and move on. It's only Iowa. The first stop in the primary race.
Btw - Syed Hussein - you probably didn't drink but
toasting your courage.

Posted by: IC at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (+3RH+)

150 Because he wasn't their first choice?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
---------------
Wrong. In fact, I think Cruz may be my only choice.
BUT he should've made this short. Thank You, we've still got a lot of work to do...

*disclaimer: my caucus-caring-about meter redlined an hour ago.

Posted by: Chi at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (ENe42)

151 If Bernie stays up much later he might as well not even go to bed before his schedule bathroom time.

Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (zt+N6)

152 Saw Prometheus in 3D. Only good part of the movie.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (hlMPp)

153 Fox carried Rubios entire speech but cut off Cruz speech to go to Sanders, unbelievable.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (yYwGr)

154

Bernie combed his hair.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (qCMvj)

155 152 Saw Prometheus in 3D. Only good part of the movie.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (hlMPp)
***
My favorite line from the whole film, and one I've used when Madame - my employer - flies into one of her rages:

"Cup of tea, ma'am?"

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:50 PM (/33sy)

156 Neither Sanders nor Hillary can claim a real victory. It's basically a tie.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 01, 2016 11:50 PM (LQLeS)

157 153 Fox carried Rubios entire speech but cut off Cruz speech to go to Sanders, unbelievable.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (yYwGr)

fox business cut from Cruz to go to Hillary then Sanders I think.

Frankly, Cruz was a bit on the Castro side of speech length for me.

I liked Trumps better. He was in and out in like, what? 3 minutes?

"peace, bitches, on to NH." essentially

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:50 PM (AkOaV)

158 Strong inspiring speech by Cruz! He took awhile to get going, but wow! Invitation to democrats, strong support for the troops, even addressed the rules of engagement. Had me tearing up, and then....

FOX News cuts away to go to Bernie. What!

Posted by: Just Wondering at February 01, 2016 11:50 PM (JvilL)

159 Larry David speaking now.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2016 11:51 PM (ZLIxs)

160 Doddering old bum gesticulates.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:51 PM (mxCgt)

161 If Bernie stays up much later he might as well not even go to bed before his schedule bathroom time.
Posted by: buzzion

And he's got to get up at 4:30 so he can make sure the kid delivering his paper doesn't throw it in the bushes again.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 01, 2016 11:51 PM (Pwh6H)

162 One thing I like about Bernie?

He keeps his Brooklyn accent regardless of where he is.

Hillary has a different accent / speech cadence every time she talks. It's bizarre.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:51 PM (AkOaV)

163 Hah, in the California town I come from we had two elections where the victor switched overnight.

Good luck, Hildabeast!

Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:51 PM (YOxw1)

164 Fox carried Rubios entire speech but cut off Cruz speech to go to Sanders, unbelievable.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM (yYwGr)


Cruz was campaigning, fox can't have that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (qCMvj)

165 >>> Fox carried Rubios entire speech but cut off Cruz speech to go to Sanders, unbelievable.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM
---
Yup, noticed that as well. I have come to loathe Fox.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (jqZ8a)

166 Cruz looks like Dick Tracy.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (LQLeS)

167 Did Sanders and Hillary both give a victory speech or they didn't do that yet?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (w4NZ8)

168 I support Trump but equally happy Cruz won.

However, I am NOT happy Rubio finished as strongly as he did. Fuck that Dondi shitbird and his fuckheaded voters.

Posted by: Burn it Down at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (5DJW4)

169 Yeah, big donors are really dominating the system...

Posted by: Juan Ellis Bush, clutching his mother's pearls at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (H9MG5)

170 165 >>> Fox carried Rubios entire speech but cut off Cruz speech to go to Sanders, unbelievable.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 01, 2016 11:49 PM
---
Yup, noticed that as well. I have come to loathe Fox.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (jqZ8a)
***
Still the leader in eye-candy, though.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:52 PM (/33sy)

171 Hillary has a different accent / speech cadence every time she talks. It's bizarre.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:51 PM (AkOaV)

Speech pandering. She will have the dialect down in SC.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (TKQrK)

172 162
I wonder what her actual accent is? Maybe the "I ain't in now ways tarred?"

I wonder if she even knows, at this point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (iHjB5)

173 Speech pandering. She will have the dialect down in SC.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (TKQrK)

I don't know what it is, it's bizarre.

I cant think of any other politician who has a different speech pattern and accent every time he/she speaks.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (AkOaV)

174 Hillary does sing-song promises the usual bullshit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (mxCgt)

175

Bill Clinton looks deranged now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (qCMvj)

176 "Neither Sanders nor Hillary can claim a real victory. It's basically a tie."



Bernie will take NH and then Hillary will run rough-shod through the South. Serial traitor, 100 times worse than her husband will be the nominee.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (ayzCq)

177
58 I really want Hillary to lose.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:30 PM (AkOaV)

I want that bitch in pound you in the ass jail

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (YtbIl)

178 Hillary watched some Hitler speeches to rally up the crowd.

Pound on the podium Hills!!

Pound that fucker!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (hlMPp)

179 Oh dammits. What to do. Muting the Hitlery. She is yelling at me and has the crazy eyes

Posted by: L, Elle at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (jqZ8a)

180 Clinton now way ahead... by 5.

Posted by: Apostate at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (zaVwL)

181 Bill mouth-breathing in the background.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (mxCgt)

182 I wonder what her actual accent is? Maybe the "I ain't in now ways tarred?"

I wonder if she even knows, at this point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (iHjB5)

Illinois accent I guess?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (AkOaV)

183 Hillary has a different accent / speech cadence every time she talks. It's bizarre.

Firmware updates.

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (oFSUK)

184

shrillary ticking off the gender, race, sjw sh*t

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (qCMvj)

185 Yeah, Gnu, they can. But I think it's just virtue signalling.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (rJUlF)

186 Bill looks...frail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (mxCgt)

187 Betty Wrestling, love it.

Hillary's on, --- not a smile.


Posted by: Ralph at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (Ok9RO)

188 I cannot stand Hillary.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (egOGm)

189 171 Hillary has a different accent / speech cadence every time she talks. It's bizarre.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:51 PM (AkOaV)

Speech pandering. She will have the dialect down in SC.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (TKQrK)

172 162
I wonder what her actual accent is? Maybe the "I ain't in now ways tarred?"

I wonder if she even knows, at this point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (iHjB5)
***
I dunno.... when I get really, really hammered, I sort of forget English and jabber in a Babel-argot of Germano-Yiddish with a crap-ton of Russian.

Maybe she's just a lush?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (/33sy)

190

oy, turned off fox
can't stand it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (qCMvj)

191 Bernie will take NH and then Hillary will run rough-shod through the South. Serial traitor, 100 times worse than her husband will be the nominee.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:53 PM (ayzCq)

I think the conventional wisdom that hillary has the black vote tied up is... I mean, we'll see.

I don't see any reason that will remain true.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (AkOaV)

192 Yay $15 an hour

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (voOPb)

193 Obama uses his preacher voice for certain venues. And Hillary takes on that quasi-Southern drawl at times. So much for authenticity. Say what you will about Sanders, he's not a shape-shifter.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (LQLeS)

194 Bill mouth-breathing in the background.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc

Are his hands in his pockets? He could be fapping.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (Pwh6H)

195 @157 yup, liked Trumps speech too. But Ted does pontificate quite a bit; wonder if he picked that up being a lawyer or a senator. The latter I think.

Posted by: IC at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (+3RH+)

196 The first damn MSM stooge that reports that this scrunt is a 'fashion icon' may be getting a visit.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (hlMPp)

197 Bill looks as if he has aids.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (egOGm)

198 Lot of protecting Hill's gonna be doing.

What about us?

Posted by: US Ambassadors and covert operatives she's emailing about at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (H9MG5)

199 If minimum wage goes up to $15 an hour, do i get a raise?!?!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (AkOaV)

200 The Dem race is down to 4 delegates, 657 - 653 with the Beast ahead.

O'Malley with his 0.6% becomes the Kingmaker.

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (oFSUK)

201 Yank him before I knock the fugging commie out of commission

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (voOPb)

202 Illinois accent I guess?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:54 PM (AkOaV)

Arkansas. I'm sure the Secret Service knows exactly what she sounds like when she is shrieking out a string of obscenities at them. The real accent comes out.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (TKQrK)

203 Now the progressives are cheering that Sanders is the first Jewish candidate to actually get delegates.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (39g3+)

204 #Science! Monday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694209076180455424

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694209334218223618

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694209487838822401

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694209632680677376

Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (dbrav)

205 Just a reminder, Bernie Sanders was unable to hold down a job consistently despite having a degree from U of Chicago until he was in his 40's. And it was a government job.

This is the man that half the Democrats want to run the largest economy in the world.

There just might be worse than Obama.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (/tuJf)

206 74 "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

-- World's oldest known joke, Sumeria 1900 BC

I think it must have lost something in the translation.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2016 11:33 PM (sdi6R)

Had to be there.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (TqXWc)

207
It is amazing how incredibly GRATING that woman is whenever she opens her mouth.
But she is especially awful at speechifying.




Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (UCC3Q)

208 I wonder what her actual accent is? Maybe the "I ain't in now ways tarred?"

They say she'll clean up with the black vote. Maybe the accent works.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (FkBIv)

209 203 Now the progressives are cheering that Sanders is the first Jewish candidate to actually get delegates.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (39g3+)
***
He's Jewish like the wooden horse was Trojan....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (/33sy)

210 Harry, it's not Bernie who has the accent. It's everyone else!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (EZebt)

211 141 Sanders Vs. Cruz


Communism vs. capitalism. It's about time we had this fight up front

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)

Uh.... would not a business Man be a better representative of Capitalism???

vice a LAWYER?

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (f7rv6)

212 Good lord is anyone watching Clinton's speech? WTF? Who? Who could vote for this shit? I watched less than 4 minutes and she is screeching endlessly about workers rights, immigrant rights, gay rights, womyn's rights. Then she rails against the gun lobby and the 2nd amendment - so basically going against actual American citizen rights. Go rot in jail commie bitch.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (Dc/ui)

213 190

oy, turned off fox
can't stand it
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 01, 2016 11:55 PM (qCMvj)


I came to that conclusion after the 2008 election.

Then I cut off my cable after the 2012 election, when I realized that I had been paying for it every month for four years but not watching it.

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (sdi6R)

214 All of the professional talking heads had both races blown

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (voOPb)

215 Kirsten Powers polishing Hillary's pearl...same as any day.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (ZLIxs)

216 Arkansas. I'm sure the Secret Service knows exactly what she sounds like when she is shrieking out a string of obscenities at them. The real accent comes out.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (TKQrK)

She's from Illinois.

Went to undergad in MA and law school in CT.

Then lived in Arkansas for a while (ewww!). Then spent years in DC. Then NY / DC.

Hard to say.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (AkOaV)

217 I'm holding out hope Hillary does her steppin fetchit accent

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (39g3+)

218 Hillary could have been a character actor with her accent mimicking abilities. I've actually always admired actors who could put on various accents for a role.

Posted by: IC at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (+3RH+)

219 206 TD

Let's ask Vic.

Posted by: speedster1 at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (vUcdz)

220 Hey! Hey! R'lyeh!

Posted by: Fat Cthulhu at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (EzgxV)

221
197 Bill looks as if he has aids.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (egOGm)

Yep. He's looking like a Q-Tip just like Sharpton.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (hlMPp)

222 Something for the Cruz moron/ettes: Ted Cruz shirts for pets: several sizes for teh doggehs; small sizes fit teh kittehs.

http://tinyurl.com/ztdklc4

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (3C9q2)

223 Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (/tuJf)
Bernie's life story explains the socialism. If you are that well educated and still a failure, it has to be the system.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (egOGm)

224 "Maybe she's just a lush?"


Maybe, Hell. I like to drink but that bitch is outta-control.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (ayzCq)

225 >>They say she'll clean up with the black vote


She'll get 100% of the dead black voters.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (ZLIxs)

226 "Bill Clinton looks deranged now."

Anti-HIV meds have cognitive side effects. They took Andrew Sullivan, not a paragon of stability to start with, and rendered him absolutely over the top bughouse nuts.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (noWW6)

227 More #Science! Monday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694209803380457472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694209953641435137

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694210092703576064

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/694210219396694016

Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (dbrav)

228 Just a reminder, Bernie Sanders was unable to hold down a job consistently despite having a degree from U of Chicago until he was in his 40's. And it was a government job.

This is the man that half the Democrats want to run the largest economy in the world.

There just might be worse than Obama.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (/tuJf)


Remember when everybody got a case of the vapors when Rush said he wanted Obama to fail?


Bernie would fail.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (Dj0WE)

229 206 74 "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

-- World's oldest known joke, Sumeria 1900 BC

I think it must have lost something in the translation.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2016 11:33 PM (sdi6R)

Had to be there.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (TqXWc)



And no one said it was a good joke. For all you know it was written by the Dane Cook of Sumeria.

Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (zt+N6)

230 I think the conventional wisdom that hillary has the black vote tied up is... I mean, we'll see.



I don't see any reason that will remain true.

-------------------------------

C'mon, she's got a 37-point lead over him in South Carolina and 20-something leads in other southern states.

We've got to resign ourselves to a lot of Hillary and bank on the big vote -- the FBI's.

Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (YOxw1)

231 So who won, about to be indicted or the second coming of Venezuela

Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (zOTsN)

232 Is mr. Hammer here?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2016 12:00 AM (voOPb)

233 Captain Whitebread: Just got word that my car was totalled (I was in an accident a little over a week ago)

Geez, Captain. Presume & hope you're okay.

Posted by: mindful webworker - car wrecks can scar you for life at February 02, 2016 12:00 AM (ACs58)

234 Republicans under Cruz or Trump will gather more Blacks and Hispanics than since Eisenhower.


Posted by: Ralph at February 02, 2016 12:00 AM (Ok9RO)

235 Hillary's voice is really unfortunate for a politician. She isn't bad in a normal speaking voice but any time she raises her voice to emphasize something or show passion, if she's excited, the harpy comes out.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:00 AM (39g3+)

236 To many blue pill and preferred stock benders for the Rapist, Mike.

He don't look good.

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at February 02, 2016 12:00 AM (0zhCI)

237 Just been binge-watching Better Call Saul, and which episode is it, maybe S1 E4, he's counting the hush money from the embezzlers, and what does Vince Gilligan do as the sound track at that point . . .

Herbie Mann, "Battle Hymn of the Republic," from the album "Memphis Underground," 1969, one I listened to a lot when binge-toking. Back then. No more binge toking now.

So I look it up (I lost the vinyl in a flood, really, in like '8 and find out it was Hunter S. Thompson's campaign song when he was running for whatever over near Aspen, where he lived. Sheriff? County commish?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 02, 2016 12:00 AM (U6f54)

238 224 "Maybe she's just a lush?"


Maybe, Hell. I like to drink but that bitch is outta-control.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (ayzCq)
***
The line is a fine one, but it is there, and discernible by one very simple question:

"Have you ever drunk cologne to lose the shakes?"

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (/33sy)

239 DD is showing only a .2% margin between the Socialist and the Communist.


Is that right, or is their software jacking around again?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (Wckf4)

240 C'mon, she's got a 37-point lead over him in South Carolina and 20-something leads in other southern states.

We've got to resign ourselves to a lot of Hillary and bank on the big vote -- the FBI's.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (YOxw1)

Assuming she holds on to the black vote. If it breaks more evenly (which, lets be honest, one or two big endorsements could do), that lead will evaporate.

Not saying Bernie wins the south, but if he does "okay" in the south, it changes everything.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (AkOaV)

241 19 206 TD

Let's ask Vic


Ever the hanging curveball at the HQ.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (TqXWc)

242 663 to 660, now.

Re: first Jewish candidate, yadda. I bet that Soviet prick hasn't said the shma in 50 years.

Posted by: Apostate at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (zaVwL)

243 Arkansas. I'm sure the Secret Service knows exactly what she sounds like when she is shrieking out a string of obscenities at them. The real accent comes out.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (TKQrK)

*****

No, sadly, it is Illinois. She hails from my home town there of Park Ridge *spits*.

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 02, 2016 12:02 AM (YLidQ)

244 Simple question Horde,

What's it do to The Drunks campaign if The Rapist dies in say the next 6months.....

Does she ride it to the throne regardless of opponent?

Posted by: Hillbillyking at February 02, 2016 12:02 AM (0zhCI)

245 241 TD

:-)

Posted by: speedster1 at February 02, 2016 12:02 AM (vUcdz)

246 229 206 74 "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

-- World's oldest known joke, Sumeria 1900 BC

I think it must have lost something in the translation.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2016 11:33 PM (sdi6R)

Had to be there.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 01, 2016 11:57 PM (TqXWc)



And no one said it was a good joke. For all you know it was written by the Dane Cook of Sumeria.

Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (zt+N6)


and then.... get this.... I didn't fart in his lap!

Posted by: Amy Shumer at February 02, 2016 12:02 AM (f7rv6)

247 I think the conventional wisdom that hillary has the black vote tied up is... I mean, we'll see.

Well let's put it this way; Sanders probably is not getting many black votes.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:02 AM (39g3+)

248 Just updated status with Sabo's tatted Cruz pic.

Let's see who this pisses off

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 12:03 AM (hlMPp)

249 Because he wasn't their first choice?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Like all the Cruz supporters who were sure Trump would call the voters ass-fucking shit-kickers who didn't deserve him?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:03 AM (WOyz5)

250 So, the candidate of electrolytes barely makes second place.

If Rubio can take NH and Cruz can place second, we can finally have a two-man race between two decent candidates.

Just look at the flowers, Donald, just look at the flowers.

Posted by: TallDave at February 02, 2016 12:03 AM (74ZYB)

251 " Is mr. Hammer here?"



Nah, not in a bit. Don't mean no thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:03 AM (ayzCq)

252 242 Apostate

When he was 24.

He's 5 years older than Trump, 6 older than Hillary!.

Posted by: speedster1 at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (vUcdz)

253 Cruz Missile Wrecks Havoc In Trumpkin Patch

Posted by: GnuBreed Headline News at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (gyKtp)

254 Posted by: Amy Shumer at February 02, 2016 12:02 AM (f7rv6)
Well played.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (egOGm)

255 DD is showing only a .2% margin between the Socialist and the Communist.


Is that right, or is their software jacking around again?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (Wckf4)


I flip to Drudge, too.
They (talking heads) keep claiming Hillary will have the delegate count over Bernie.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (qCMvj)

256 DD is showing only a .2% margin between the Socialist and the Communist.


Is that right, or is their software jacking around again?

Posted by: Burn the Witch


Their numbers are probably correct but it's well within the Margin of Cheat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (wCF3s)

257 I cannot see black people voting for Bernie. I just cannot.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (Dc/ui)

258 Nice of Bernie to rush off the stage and ignore his family. Classy.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (/tuJf)

259 No, sadly, it is Illinois. She hails from my home town there of Park Ridge *spits*.
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 02, 2016 12:02 AM (YLidQ)

I mentioned Arkansas because I believe that is where it was first reported that she had a mouth that roars obscenities. The Arkansas State Troopers were her first victims, then it was on to the Secret Service when they won the WH.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (TKQrK)

260 Sanders is an ethnic Jew but I don't think he has even a shred of religion (well other than socialism and atheistic naturalism)

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (39g3+)

261 [I
And no one said it was a good joke. For all you know it was written by the Dane Cook of Sumeria.
Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (zt+N6)

Who knew Sumerians liked "just the punchline" threads?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (TqXWc)

262
231 So who won, about to be indicted or the second coming of Venezuela

Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (zOTsN)

With statistical error it is 50/50/1

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (hlMPp)

263 Nice of Bernie to rush off the stage and ignore his family. Classy.
.....................
some times you gotta really piss

Posted by: jake at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (HLUeE)

264 From this twitching face spokesperson Cruzer, Cruz sounds like he is following the failed Santorum and Huck strategy.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (jqZ8a)

265 258 JS

Yuuge.

Posted by: speedster1 at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (vUcdz)

266 Did Hillary win?

Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (zOTsN)

267 Nice of Bernie to rush off the stage and ignore his family. Classy.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (/tuJf)

He probably doesn't recognize them.

Did he concede or is it still too close?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (TKQrK)

268 "Have you ever drunk cologne to lose the shakes?""


Uh. No.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (ayzCq)

269 Every time Democrats start speechifying I envision a scene from That Hideous Strength by C.S. Lewis in which Merlin makes all the progressive leaders start spouting pure gibberish.

It's a very funny scene and it makes me chortle when I think of it occurring during leftist speechifying.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (4rzL1)

270 Well let's put it this way; Sanders probably is not getting many black votes.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor


They don't want free college and free doctors?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (FkBIv)

271 261 [I
And no one said it was a good joke. For all you know it was written by the Dane Cook of Sumeria.
Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (zt+N6)

Who knew Sumerians liked "just the punchline" threads?
Posted by: TexasDan at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (TqXWc)
***
Cuneiform's a bitch in HTML....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (/33sy)

272 Bernie has not taken the lead all night has he?

My hopes are being dashed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (qCMvj)

273
Tall @250,

"If Rubio can just take NH..."

What are you smoking?



Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:07 AM (UCC3Q)

274 261 [I
And no one said it was a good joke. For all you know it was written by the Dane Cook of Sumeria.
Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2016 11:59 PM (zt+N6)

Who knew Sumerians liked "just the punchline" threads?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 02, 2016 12:05 AM (TqXWc)


Well of course we like to just write the punch line...

We were carving this shit into STONE! You know how hard that is???

Posted by: Sumerian Comedy Writer at February 02, 2016 12:07 AM (f7rv6)

275 268 "Have you ever drunk cologne to lose the shakes?""


Uh. No.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:06 AM (ayzCq)
***
Then you're a fellow who likes a drink from time to time, and not an alcoholic or a shaking stew-bum.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:07 AM (/33sy)

276 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (/33sy)

The GIF I posted of Hills! chugging wine for a replacement of a flaming skull regarding stories of her gained no traction

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 12:08 AM (hlMPp)

277 "I cannot see black people voting for Bernie."

They're pretty darn disillusioned with the Dems in general.

Posted by: Apostate at February 02, 2016 12:08 AM (zaVwL)

278 Cuneiform! You almost got me to lose my scotch!

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 02, 2016 12:08 AM (Dc/ui)

279 >>Did he concede or is it still too close?

It's so close even MSNBC won't call it.

Seriously, 3 delegates out of over 1200. Insanely close.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 12:08 AM (/tuJf)

280 There was a time when Moron nation would have been rushing to the plane lav after a stewardess catfight.

This is not two Korean Air or SAS flight attendants pulling at clothing, it's more like watching two 55 year old hags slugging it out in a Walmart

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (dbrav)

281 Have you ever drunk cologne to lose the shakes?

That's ridiculous!

...I use mouth wash.

Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)

282 Megyn Kelly: "The big story may be tonight Marco Rubios 3rd place finish"

Okay dummie, Rubio shill

Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (jqZ8a)

283 Better Call Saul is an outstanding show. I can't wait for the next season. Mike, the tough older man from Breaking Bad, don't worry, he gets out of the booth.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (VdICR)

284 "Cruz sounds like he is following the failed Santorum and Huck strategy."


I have thoughts on this but just not right now. You have them too, L' Elle.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (ayzCq)

285 MW,

I'm fine. The worst injury I sustained was a bruise on my foot.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (rJUlF)

286

meh, they keep saying the "college" districts aren't enough delegates for bernie

so that shows you hillary won't have the obama voters either

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (qCMvj)

287 Seriously, 3 delegates out of over 1200. Insanely close.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 12:08 AM (/tuJf)

Does the DNC have Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz in the room torturing them, shaking her greasy hair at them until they agree to break for Hill?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (TKQrK)

288 ...I use mouth wash.
.............
Scope is like 40 proof

Posted by: jake at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (HLUeE)

289 first Jewish candidate

There's your dog whistle. Hillary could pull this one out.

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (oFSUK)

290 They don't want free college and free doctors?

I expect they figure that's only going to be for whitey from him. For some inexplicable reason, blacks seem to think the angry old cracker woman from Arkansas is on their side.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (39g3+)

291 That's ridiculous!

...I use mouth wash.
Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)

****

Cough syrup is much more efficient.

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (YLidQ)

292 Well of course we like to just write the punch line...

We were carving this shit into STONE! You know how hard that is???


You were pushing a stylus into clay tablets and then baking them in the sunshine. You were writing jokes, not the fucking Epic of Gilgamesh.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (YJmuy)

293 280 There was a time when Moron nation would have been rushing to the plane lav after a stewardess catfight.

This is not two Korean Air or SAS flight attendants pulling at clothing, it's more like watching two 55 year old hags slugging it out in a Walmart
Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (dbrav)
***
Yep. Here in the states, it's all - to quote a famous pilot - "gays, grandmas, and grandees."

Now, KAL or SAS stewardesses... hell, that's pay per view material, right there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (/33sy)

294 So Kasich and O'Malley won?

Posted by: angela urkel at February 02, 2016 12:11 AM (QMf3F)

295 Trump haters being as classy as you would expect them to be in the previous thread.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 12:11 AM (zt+N6)

296 >> I am on double-secret ban, and so will continue to have to sneak in the back door

Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Reggie at February 02, 2016 12:11 AM (c7vUv)

297
Jake @288,

What proof would you guestimate Listerine to be?


Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:11 AM (UCC3Q)

298 Megyn Kelly: "The big story may be tonight Marco Rubios 3rd place finish"

Okay dummie, Rubio shill
Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM (jqZ8a)


Pretty transparent.

She's FOR Rubio
Against Trump

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:11 AM (qCMvj)

299 Me trolling Reddit:

Criminal crushes Commie in corn caucus, cultists collectively cry and caterwaul.

I may have been called some bad names.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2016 12:11 AM (KRwzj)

300 (I'm "fresh" out of Scope.)

Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:12 AM (UCC3Q)

301 Krauthammer on now with the Trump hate. "He doesn't run the table."

Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:12 AM (jqZ8a)

302 Fox News playing up Rubio's third place showing as though he is the next coming of Christ, ignoring Ted winning as much as they can and rather disappointed Trump was as gracious as he was in his speech.

Posted by: IC at February 02, 2016 12:12 AM (+3RH+)

303 "Then you're a fellow who likes a drink from time to time, and not an alcoholic or a shaking stew-bum."


Never thought myself an alcy. What are we trying to prove scientifically here?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (ayzCq)

304 Vanilla extract.....

What, you think you're better than me, just because you've never made a 3 a.m. run to Walmart for it?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (/33sy)

305 What are you smoking?
Posted by: Trump Super Fan
----
TallDave admitted he was a Rubio supporter who didn't care about amnesty is what's in the doob.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (WOyz5)

306 >>>"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

-- World's oldest known joke, Sumeria 1900 BC<<<




Nothing worse than letting one rip and pulling a blanket over someone's head for a Damascus oven. Amirite?

Posted by: ancient comedian at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (H9MG5)

307 I may have been called some bad names.

You get used to it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (YJmuy)

308 Wasn't Rubio expected to come in third?

Shouldn't the story be that the two anti establishment candidates crushed it?

Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (zOTsN)

309 I just want to see CAC have his Steve Harvey moment and have to come out with an Opps, give me back that trophy Ms. Colombia.

C'mon you Bernie lunatics. You can do this!

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (/tuJf)

310 @295: Complaining by Trumpites or about how they are treated re "classiness" is hilarious.

Posted by: Apostate at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (zaVwL)

311 I'm hearing thunder. Gotta go home and let the cats in. L8r.

Posted by: mindful webworker - eek at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (ACs58)

312 Listerine is 21.6% alcohol.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 02, 2016 12:14 AM (Pwh6H)

313 303 "Then you're a fellow who likes a drink from time to time, and not an alcoholic or a shaking stew-bum."


Never thought myself an alcy. What are we trying to prove scientifically here?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (ayzCq)
***
Hillary is about three years from full-on Kitty Dukakis territory.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:14 AM (/33sy)

314
Andy @305,

Ah.


Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:14 AM (UCC3Q)

315 Trump will win New Hampshire.

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2016 12:14 AM (MQEz6)

316 Listerine is supposedly 54 proof, but I can't verify that

Posted by: jake at February 02, 2016 12:14 AM (HLUeE)

317 Went over to the Gateway Pundit. Haven't been over there in ages. Jim Hoft is a Trump ball washer. Sheesh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 02, 2016 12:15 AM (89T5c)

318 So, the candidate of electrolytes barely makes second place.

If Rubio can take NH and Cruz can place second, we can finally have a two-man race between two decent candidates.

Just look at the flowers, Donald, just look at the flowers.
Posted by: TallDave at February 02, 2016 12:03 AM (74ZYB)


Personally I do not understand how anyone could like both Cruz AND Ruby Oh!


I would think you would have to be genuinely disgusted with the other, if you are for one of them, and I would expect that neither of them can sway enough of the other guy's fans to make a large enough dent in the Dem candidate's built in lead.


As much as Gopes hate him, if they were honest I think they would acknowledge that likely the only person with an R behind his name who would have a shot at winning in November is Trump. Because he has the ability to create his own coalition, outside the standard Republican marriage between Gopes and Conservatives. A marriage that is irreconcilable, I believe.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2016 12:15 AM (Dj0WE)

319 >>>> I have thoughts on this but just not right now. You have them too, L' Elle.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:09 AM
----
We're on the same wavelength, RK.
Definitely.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:16 AM (jqZ8a)

320 Fox News playing up Rubio's third place showing as though he is the next coming of Christ

Hasn't he been third in the polls for like a month?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:16 AM (39g3+)

321 Pfft. Wow, Kelly and Kraut... (paraphrasing) Rubio was awesome in his speech with no teleprompter!





... Uh, he's given the same f'n speech so many times now, he should damn well know it by heart.

Posted by: SMOD/Orbital Nukes 2016! at February 02, 2016 12:16 AM (H9MG5)

322 238
"Have you ever drunk cologne to lose the shakes?"
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:01 AM (/33sy)


You don't need to do that if you're a serious prepper. You'll always have a stockpile of real booze on hand. Duh.

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2016 12:17 AM (sdi6R)

323 Rubio has been third forever. The anti establishment vote ( Cruz and Trump) was double Rubios vote

I don't see how he is the story

Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 12:18 AM (zOTsN)

324 TallDave admitted he was a Rubio supporter who didn't care about amnesty is what's in the doob.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (WOyz5)


I don't know about doobage, but I will say that TallDave (or anyone else might not care about amnesty, but amnesty cares about them, whether they want to face it or not).

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2016 12:19 AM (Dj0WE)

325 But you guys are supposed to be better than the Trumpkins, Apostate.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:19 AM (WOyz5)

326

Burt @324,

Amen.


Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:19 AM (UCC3Q)

327 Did Rubio give the same speech in English as in Spanish this time?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:20 AM (WOyz5)

328 >> Hasn't he been third in the polls for like a month?

Yeah, but now the game you play is "How would they have finished if n had dropped out?" where n in (Carson, Paul, Jeb...)

And in that scenario Rubio looks rather strong.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 12:20 AM (o+SC1)

329 197 Bill looks as if he has aids.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 01, 2016 11:56 PM (egOGm)


There's something to that. There is a show I sometimes watch, and that Charlie Sheen show comes on right after it. So before I'd get a chance turn the channel on that little creep, I'd notice that he looked like he was in really bad shape, and his voice was bad. Sure enough, HIV. Turns out screwing an unlimited number of disease ridden whores and doing drugs has a down-side. Same goes for Bubba. Maybe he picked something up on Pedophile Isle.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 02, 2016 12:20 AM (+lVUW)

330

https://twitter.com/AceofSpadesHQ/with_replies

find the funny guy behind hillary

but, then read about

This is unbelievable. What shameless whores.
The DC-GOP is Fundraising Off Ted Cruz After Trying to Defeat Him

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:20 AM (qCMvj)

331 "We're on the same wavelength, RK.
Definitely. "


Well, L'elle." We are not our county's problems. We are so far away it's un-seeable. Come at me? Okay. They have.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:20 AM (ayzCq)

332 "Have you ever drunk cologne to lose the shakes?"

After shave is smoother, but the rubbing alcohol really takes the edge off.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 02, 2016 12:20 AM (89T5c)

333 310 @295: Complaining by Trumpites or about how they are treated re "classiness" is hilarious.

Posted by: Apostate at February 02, 2016 12:13 AM (zaVwL)

On THIS site?

I think the name calling has been pretty one sided...

I don't think I've seen any OTHER candidate called HITLER (last night)... or thief... or the constant attacks on Character, vice positions.

and the Personal attacks against other posters? against entire swaths of supposed allies who happen to support someone else???

TDS is alive and well....

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (f7rv6)

334 >>> I don't see how he is the story
Posted by: ThunderB
----
Bc Fox is pretending he won the first place trophy for coming in third. That's how. Big surprise.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (jqZ8a)

335 >> Maybe he picked something up on Pedophile Isle.

Maybe he's just trying out the Sharpton Diet.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (o+SC1)

336 So blizzard of FOREVER!!! last week and now I'm sitting on the deck surronded by snow in shorts and a t-shirt.

Global warming kicks ass!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (hlMPp)

337 Rubio has been third forever. The anti establishment vote ( Cruz and Trump) was double Rubios vote

I don't see how he is the story
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 12:18 AM (zOTsN)


He's the Republican Silky Pony. They want to stroke his pretty, pretty hair, and cuddle him, and have him tell them it's gonna be alright.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (Dj0WE)

338 This is unbelievable. What shameless whores.
The DC-GOP is Fundraising Off Ted Cruz After Trying to Defeat Him

Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Scum bags gotta scum... and bag.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (wCF3s)

339 Hard to say.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2016 11:58 PM (AkOaV)


Mordor accent?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2016 12:22 AM (Z8fuk)

340 I just had to go over to Conservative Treehouse (new motto -- Trump, all the time) to see how they are taking it there...

The mood was, shall we say, subdued.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 02, 2016 12:22 AM (gyKtp)

341 >>>He's the Republican Silky Pony. They want to
stroke his pretty, pretty hair, and cuddle him, and have him tell them
it's gonna be alright.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (Dj0WE)<<<

Not too rough on the hair... it falls out pretty easily.

Posted by: Dondi at February 02, 2016 12:23 AM (H9MG5)

342
Factory @332,

Got me grinning.



Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:23 AM (UCC3Q)

343 The anti establishment vote ( Cruz and Trump) was double Rubios vote

It is funny to see the GOP come in third in their own primary. It's like Joe Biden playing solitaire.

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 12:23 AM (oFSUK)

344 Time for bed. Hope all a nice night.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 12:23 AM (ayzCq)

345 >>>He's the Republican Silky Pony. They want to
stroke his pretty, pretty hair, and cuddle him, and have him tell them
it's gonna be alright.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2016 12:21 AM (Dj0WE)

Not too rough on the hair... it falls out pretty easily.
Posted by: Dondi at February 02, 2016 12:23 AM (H9MG5)


Maybe I weren't talking about THAT hair.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2016 12:24 AM (Dj0WE)

346 Listerine is supposedly 54 proof, but I can't verify that
Posted by: jake
------------

26.9%, so yeah.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2016 12:24 AM (oFSUK)

347 That article on Vikings and crystals was really cool I love that kind of thing. It always bothers me, though, that they insist on acting like everyone before 1990 was a retard. Without understanding scientific principles, they managed to use this crystal in a common sense, intelligent way! How could these near-monkeys from so long ago do it???

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (39g3+)

348
*ugh*

Another Cruz-Trump ONT?
%#!@<?!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (OQ9R7)

349 Nite RK

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (oFSUK)

350 330

https://twitter.com/AceofSpadesHQ/with_replies

find the funny guy behind hillary

but, then read about

This is unbelievable. What shameless whores.
The DC-GOP is Fundraising Off Ted Cruz After Trying to Defeat Him

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:20 AM (qCMvj)



Its nothing new. He dragged the House kicking and screaming into shutting down the government in an effort to stop Obamacare. And with all the shills and establishment hacks screaming that he was using it as nothing but a fundraising effort as soon as they sided with him the Republican House campaign committee sent out a fundraising email about it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (zt+N6)

351 This Fox celebrating Dondi finishing 3rd is just disgusting and over the top.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (jqZ8a)

352 >>Nice of Bernie to rush off the stage and ignore his family. Classy.
Posted by: JackStraw

Had to pee!

Posted by: Bernie at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (c7vUv)

353
Hammer @346,

Listerine is 26.9%, huh.
I may have to hit that.




Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:26 AM (UCC3Q)

354 >> It is funny to see the GOP come in third in their own
>> primary. It's like Joe Biden playing solitaire.

I'm going to pour a shot of Scotch and put it on the nightstand.

When I wake up, I will check the Dem results. If Venezuela topped Pending Indictment, I'll down it with a smile.

If Hillary held on, I'll pour it in the dogs' water bowl.

(yeah, I'm kidding about that.)

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 12:26 AM (o+SC1)

355 Finally done with work.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2016 12:26 AM (YJmuy)

356 Maybe he picked something up on Pedophile Isle.

Or, as my Brooklyn Jew neighbor said: why do Jewish men die before their wives? Because they want to.

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 12:27 AM (oFSUK)

357 Sweet dreamies, RK

Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:27 AM (jqZ8a)

358 "But you guys are supposed to be better than the Trumpkins, Apostate."

1) WTF? That's a bizarre nonsequitur.
2) I have said nothing bad about Trump here, even though I don't like him, but I'm assumed to have? Why?
3) That has absolutely shut do with the amusing hypocrisy of Trumpites whining about "classiness." I remember months and months of abuse by those cultists for caring about things like class, workable policy, and governing one's words. You don't?
4) I utterly reject any secular code of conduct that requires that I act better than my fellow men. Fuck double standards. I'm not a Democrat.

Posted by: Apostate at February 02, 2016 12:27 AM (zaVwL)

359 Listerine is 26.9%, huh.
I may have to hit that.


Scope tastes better. Mmm minty

Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at February 02, 2016 12:27 AM (39g3+)

360 I flip to Drudge, too.
They (talking heads) keep claiming Hillary will have the delegate count over Bernie.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:04 AM (qCMvj)


The caucus poll for the Dems is not binding. The state Dem machine will probably throw most of the delegates to Hillary! regardless.

Posted by: The Caucusing Hat at February 02, 2016 12:28 AM (vBeA5)

361 *ugh*

Another Cruz-Trump ONT?
%#!@

*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (OQ9R7)


They had this thing called the Iowa Cockeye today. Kinda hard to ignore.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2016 12:28 AM (Dj0WE)

362 Faux is fapping over Rubio because they know he will win the nomination. It's a done deal.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 02, 2016 12:28 AM (0LHZx)

363 Is that 'proof' or the alcohol percentage? I thought one was the double of the other or something.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:28 AM (WOyz5)

364 but with Listerine you gotta add some Kool-Aid to it.

Scope is ready to go right outa the bottle !!!!

Posted by: jake at February 02, 2016 12:28 AM (HLUeE)

365 The caucus poll for the Dems is not binding. The state Dem machine will probably throw most of the delegates to Hillary! regardless.
Posted by: The Caucusing Hat at February 02, 2016 12:28 AM (vBeA5)


then the young hipsters will disappear

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:29 AM (qCMvj)

366 This Fox celebrating Dondi finishing 3rd is just disgusting and over the top.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (jqZ8a)

Fox News before the caucus: If Cruz comes in Secomd, he should shut down his campaign

Fox News after the Caucus: Rubio wins Iowa with the third most votes!!

Posted by: Boone at February 02, 2016 12:29 AM (bLfK+)

367 proof is 2x the %

Posted by: jake at February 02, 2016 12:29 AM (HLUeE)

368 228 Just a reminder, Bernie Sanders was unable to hold down a job consistently despite having a degree from U of Chicago until he was in his 40's. And it was a government job.

This is the man that half the Democrats want to run the largest economy in the world.


Isn't it his plan to fix healthcare by putting everyone on Medicare? That is just another government program that people try to milk for everything they can get out of it. My dad died when he was 97, I saw first hand how some providers try to maximize what they can charge to medicare.

One example, my dad had a cough. Because of the possibility of pneumonia for very old people, his doctor had a nurse come out to check his lungs. After she checked him, she said he had a mild cold, there was nothing wrong with his lungs. Then she wanted me to sign a form for her to come out for several more visits. I asked her why she needed to come back for weeks if there was nothing wrong with him. Her answer? Because that's what medicare allows. Of course there was no mention of what the cost was of each of these unnecessary home visits. After I lectured her on wasting taxpayer money, we agreed that she would come out for one more visit to make sure the cold was going away.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 02, 2016 12:29 AM (+lVUW)

369

night

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 12:29 AM (qCMvj)

370 To bring this thread, with its ONT sugar content and mention of the jabbering classes, I give the Horde this triumph of geek-rock:

Talking Heads, Sugar on My Tongue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LTCdt4tk8k

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:29 AM (/33sy)

371

Ton @359,

I know, but the buzz-factor! The buzz-factor!
I'll sacrifice taste for euphoria.






Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:30 AM (UCC3Q)

372 No, Apostate, I'm showing that the anti-Trumpers don't live up to their own standards of behaviour that they claim to hate in Trump.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:30 AM (WOyz5)

373 Faux is fapping over Rubio because they know he will win the nomination. It's a done deal.

Were Trump not in the race, I'd agree but he's messing up everything for everybody and having a ball doing it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (39g3+)

374 but with Listerine you gotta add some Kool-Aid to it.

You guys are serious about this, people really drink it? Mix it with Red Bull and I bet your eyeballs would explode.

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (oFSUK)

375 368 nerdy

But I'm sure that was just a one-off.

Posted by: speedster1 at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (vUcdz)

376 Listerine is 26.9% [alcohol]

Big whoop, I *personally* am 37.8% alcohol by volume.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (ntObR)

377 Thank you, Jake.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (WOyz5)

378 GN artisanal. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (jqZ8a)

379 356 Maybe he picked something up on Pedophile Isle.

Or, as my Brooklyn Jew neighbor said: why do Jewish men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 12:27 AM (oFSUK)
***
ha! had a great-uncle, survivor of the war, who died on the job, running his little gun shop in CA.

Surveillance tape showed the moment he had his heart attack, and the tough old bastard actually crawled AWAY from the telephone.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:32 AM (/33sy)

380 *sucka down a carafe of Listerquil Sizzzurp.

'Night all.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 12:32 AM (hlMPp)

381 >> then the young hipsters will disappear

Maybe they'll call an Occupy DNC.

I'd like nothing better than to see Democrats in knock-down, drag-out physical combat before the nomination.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 12:32 AM (o+SC1)

382 Fox News after the Caucus: Rubio wins Iowa with the third most votes!!

Margin of Error, motherfuckers, do you speak it?

Posted by: Fox News at February 02, 2016 12:32 AM (oFSUK)

383 Yep. Here in the states, it's all - to quote a famous pilot - "gays, grandmas, and grandees."

Now, KAL or SAS stewardesses... hell, that's pay per view material, right there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (/33sy)


Well, I have to say, that on my Delta flight from Managua to LAX, one stewardess was a stone hottie, cuter than two black and white puppies in a little red wagon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2016 12:33 AM (Z8fuk)

384 Andy @372,

Exactly.

And moreover, tonight Trump showed that what the Trump Haters hate about him is pure chimera.
- But they are so blinded by their hate, that it's a tough thing for them to see, let alone admit.



Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:33 AM (UCC3Q)

385 Wtf on the caucus results, you guys???
Srsly, I never thought it would be this close.
Who knows what happens next?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 02, 2016 12:35 AM (jqZ8a)

386 Big whoop, I *personally* am 37.8% alcohol by volume.
Posted by: Chris Matthews

Me too. But I'm also 27.3% black tar heroin.

Posted by: Keith Richards at February 02, 2016 12:35 AM (Pwh6H)

387 I've not flown that much but of the dozen times up in a plane, every stewardess was not at all attractive. Same deal with nurses. I don't know where they get the ones they show on TV.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:35 AM (39g3+)

388 383 Yep. Here in the states, it's all - to quote a famous pilot - "gays, grandmas, and grandees."

Now, KAL or SAS stewardesses... hell, that's pay per view material, right there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:10 AM (/33sy)


Well, I have to say, that on my Delta flight from Managua to LAX, one stewardess was a stone hottie, cuter than two black and white puppies in a little red wagon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2016 12:33 AM (Z8fuk)
***
There are always outliers....

Bu was she cute or hot? a world of difference, in my experience.

Give me a cutie over a hottie six days a week and twice on Sunday; they tend to have fewer hours on the engine, and far fewer miles on the drivetrain.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:35 AM (/33sy)

389 How is it that the Republicans can count 150,000 votes fast than the Dems can count 900?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 02, 2016 12:35 AM (3myMJ)

390
Laughing too hard @376 386!!!





Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:36 AM (UCC3Q)

391 I've noticed a definite increase in the FA hotness factor on Delta in the last 12-18 months. I guess the hags are retiring and replaced by young hotties.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 02, 2016 12:36 AM (0LHZx)

392 387 I've not flown that much but of the dozen times up in a plane, every stewardess was not at all attractive. Same deal with nurses. I don't know where they get the ones they show on TV.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:35 AM (39g3+)
***
Secret island in the South Pacific. They feed 'em a diet of raw meat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:36 AM (/33sy)

393 You guys are serious about this, people really drink it?
............................

Indian Reservations back in the 90's, before Red Bull

Posted by: jake at February 02, 2016 12:37 AM (HLUeE)

394 There are also medical device providers who have this whole convoluted way of getting things like wheelchairs through medicare. We needed a wheelchair for my dad. I thought it was just a matter of going to the provider, being given the wheelchair, and medicare being billed some sort of reasonable amount. Non-electric wheelchairs are not that expensive. You wouldn't believe the silliness of what they go through to get a wheelchair in your hands. Paperwork, contracts, timelines, all kinds of crap. And again, they never actually tell you what the exact cost of this wheelchair is.

If I'd known what it involved, I would have gone to Walgreens and plunked down $200. I think of this every time I see those incessant ads on tv for braces. If Sanders gets to be president, he will flush mountains more of our money down the toilet so he can feel like a commie humanitarian.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 02, 2016 12:37 AM (+lVUW)

395 359
Listerine is 26.9%, huh.

I may have to hit that.



Scope tastes better. Mmm minty

Posted by: Hillary Klin-Ton at February 02, 2016 12:27 AM (39g3+)



Rumor has it that iced listermint bongs were "the thing" at the University of Casual Sun Bathing around 1980....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2016 12:38 AM (EzgxV)

396 These results really didn't tell us much. If there's any lesson its that Trumps big time crowd popularity didn't translate as well to actual votes, but in a caucus system, kind of tough to really know how significant that is. 2nd isn't great but its not particularly damaging to the man. Rubio pulled out all the stops and still couldn't move up in the rankings, which might say a lot about the mood of voters, but again: Caucus.

Read on Twitter that Carson is complaining that Cruz played dirty tricks in the caucus but who knows how accurate that is or what it even means. Cruz is a lawyer so he's more than willing to use any means legal, even if a bit questionable in the ethics scale to win.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:38 AM (39g3+)

397 Thanks Trump Super Fan.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2016 12:38 AM (ntObR)

398 How is it that the Republicans can count 150,000 votes fast than the Dems can count 900?

The Dem caucus is different than that of the GOP. With the latter it's more like a primary vote. The Dems have more bureaucratic process that takes longer.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2016 12:38 AM (KRwzj)

399
I know, Burt. I was just hoping...
ah, well.

*hangs-up phone*
*dial-tone*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at February 02, 2016 12:39 AM (OQ9R7)

400 Here's a fun thing.

Go to loser.com

Trust me

Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2016 12:40 AM (N8hFs)

401 And the Dems probably have Union vote counters.

"Hey, it's time for my mandatory thumbsucking and fapping break!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2016 12:40 AM (ntObR)

402 One of the few scientific experiments in school I recall was doing a mouth swipe on a petri dish then testing it with various types of mouth wash to see which was most effective at killing the germs. Scope was the big winner. Teacher said it had been for as long as he'd been doing the experiment.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:40 AM (39g3+)

403 >>>...Were Trump not in the race, I'd agree but he's messing up everything for everybody and having a ball doing it. .Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (39g3+)<<<


Trump is an American hero.
President Cruz should give him the medal of freedom.


He has broken the schakels


Posted by: Ralph at February 02, 2016 12:40 AM (Ok9RO)

404 Are you sure that doesn't lead to a photo of (nude?) Yoko Ono, Weirddave?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:41 AM (WOyz5)

405 That article on Vikings and crystals was really cool I love that kind of thing. It always bothers me, though, that they insist on acting like everyone before 1990 was a retard. Without understanding scientific principles, they managed to use this crystal in a common sense, intelligent way! How could these near-monkeys from so long ago do it???

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:25 AM (39g3+)


Yeah. Just because they didn't understand the wave theory of light, doesn't mean they couldn't make practical use of the property of birefringence. Another common mineral, incidentally, which has very marked birefringence, is selenite, the sparry crystals of gypsum. I have bags of the stuff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2016 12:41 AM (Z8fuk)

406 Si Se Puede!!

Marco 2016

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 02, 2016 12:42 AM (0LHZx)

407 Odds makers now have Rubio the favorite at 1/1 to be the nominee

Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 12:42 AM (zOTsN)

408 374
but with Listerine you gotta add some Kool-Aid to it.



You guys are serious about this, people really drink it? Mix it with Red Bull and I bet your eyeballs would explode.

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 12:31 AM (oFSUK)


I remember hearing a radio program where two guys were in a meeting and said something about how you could drink Listerine....which got a bunch of uneasy looks and expressions of doubt....so he unscrewed the cap and downed the whole bottle. Some people were so unnerved that they had to leave the room from nausea.

Of course, it's a lot easier to chug the whole bottle if you fill it with apple juice first.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2016 12:42 AM (EzgxV)

409 I've not flown that much but of the dozen times up in a plane, every stewardess was not at all attractive. Same deal with nurses. I don't know where they get the ones they show on TV.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor


You may bow and kiss our hand, knave.

Posted by: EEOC & courts e'rrywhere at February 02, 2016 12:43 AM (wCF3s)

410 The best thing that could happen this year is if both the Democrat and Republican parties split. That could get fun.

Let. It. Burn.

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2016 12:43 AM (sdi6R)

411 Now the inevitable pundits are saying Trump came in 2nd because he blew off the debate. Yeah, that's the ticket...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:43 AM (39g3+)

412 Of course, it's a lot easier to chug the whole bottle if you fill it with apple juice first.

I don't think I could drink a whole bottle of apple juice without power vomiting either. Too much sweet.

I remember when my brother tried to drink a gallon jug of water as kids. He ended up sick as a dog. Too much of anything...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:44 AM (39g3+)

413 Are you sure that doesn't lead to a photo of (nude?) Yoko Ono, Weirddave?

Yes. I can still see.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2016 12:45 AM (N8hFs)

414 Here's a fun thing.

Go to loser.com

Trust me


Nice.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2016 12:45 AM (KRwzj)

415 Weirddave - it takes you to the a Trump website doesn't it? Sheesh. He is many things but a loser, I don't think so.

Posted by: IC at February 02, 2016 12:45 AM (+3RH+)

416 How is it that the Republicans can count 150,000 votes fast than the Dems can count 900?

The Dems are going slowly because they can't believe that there's no ballots in passing car trunks or nearby hotel rooms.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2016 12:45 AM (YJmuy)

417 Trust me

Posted by: Weirddave


Famous last words of Windows users.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2016 12:46 AM (wCF3s)

418 Apple juice makes me too phlegmy. Gack. Gack.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:46 AM (WOyz5)

419 408
Of course, it's a lot easier to chug the whole bottle if you fill it with apple juice first.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2016 12:42 AM (EzgxV)


Heh. On Dean Martin's TV show back in the 60s or 70s, he always had a drink in his hand.

Many years later it was revealed that it was just apple juice.

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2016 12:47 AM (sdi6R)

420 **consoling himself with jumbo jar of paste**


I coulda been a contenda!

Posted by: Joke Biden at February 02, 2016 12:47 AM (H9MG5)

421
CT @ #396, I think you've said all that can be said, at this point. Probably won't know much until Super Tuesday. At least much that affects the outcome.

ThunderB, that's hardly a surprise. Is "InTrade" still around? What are theMendacious Platitude Machine's odds on that site?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2016 12:48 AM (QDnY+)

422 When I think of Trump and his prospects, I can't help reflecting on the worst-case scenario for him:

He stays a billionaire with a smoke-stack of a wife and, doubtless, a few honeys on the side....

Win/win, it seems to me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 12:48 AM (/33sy)

423 Well pixy isn't allowing my last posts.

Be well you Morons, time for bed for me.

I was right that Cruz would win IA, guess we will have to wait to see if Hldabeast lost.
that looks close. She was up 50% a yr ago. How an almost tie now is a win pretty funny.

Nite all you Morons, doggehs already in bed. Hint for me, dumbass go to bed!

Posted by: Farmer at February 02, 2016 12:48 AM (o/90i)

424 A victorious return!

We made it to the Iowa caucuses (barely), got out of there an hour after the actual start (record turnout), the guy we voted for won, and we made it home before the blizzard!

Sup, Horde?

Posted by: pookysgirl channeling medieval villagers at February 02, 2016 12:49 AM (K27gs)

425 Many years later it was revealed that it was just apple juice.

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2016 12:47 AM (sdi6R)


And comedian Foster Brooks, who played the burned-out old alky, was a teetotaler.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2016 12:50 AM (Z8fuk)

426 Considering how little Trump has actually spent on running for president so far, he's really out nothing even if he loses big. And he can go everywhere as "former presidential candidate Trump," too. For all we know he's only doing it for that inside dope front leading candidates get late in the race.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:50 AM (39g3+)

427 Hmm Washington Examiner is announcing that Huckabee has suspended his campaign, that's surprising considering how long he hung in last time.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:51 AM (39g3+)

428 Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2016 12:38 AM (KRwzj)

Thank you.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 02, 2016 12:51 AM (3myMJ)

429 I'm 23% alcohol!

Posted by: Vitameatavegamin at February 02, 2016 12:51 AM (JO9+V)

430 Foster Brooks was hilarious. I only know his work from the old uncensored Friar's Club roasts, though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:53 AM (39g3+)

431 Would it be safe to say Rubio spent more than Cruz who spent more than Trump for outcome that they all basically pick up the same number of delegates (plus one for Cruz)? What's the deal in NH - winners take all?

Posted by: IC at February 02, 2016 12:54 AM (+3RH+)

432 I've not flown that much but of the dozen times up in a plane, every stewardess was not at all attractive. Same deal with nurses. I don't know where they get the ones they show on TV.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 12:35 AM (39g3+)



I fly American domestically and the flight attendants are generally (1) old; (2) fat or (3) male, and if you're not in the forward cabin, surly.

Step onto a good Asian airline (i.e., not Air China) and it's another world. My favorite Korean Airlines must reject 50 women for every one they hire. They're beautiful and they are there to serve you.

Even if you're in coach.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 02, 2016 12:54 AM (sl+zA)

433 Andy @372,

Exactly.

And moreover, tonight Trump showed that what the Trump Haters hate about him is pure chimera.
- But they are so blinded by their hate, that it's a tough thing for them to see, let alone admit.





Posted by: Trump Super Fan at February 02, 2016 12:33 AM (UCC3Q)

I, for one, am very glad that Trump took the high road tonight. I hope he continues on that road.

That doesn't change the fact that he has been a giant flaming jackhole the last few weeks and it doesn't mean it was unreasonable (given his past jackholeness) to assume that he would react badly to losing.


He didn't and good for him.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 02, 2016 12:56 AM (NPofj)

434 DON'T CALL ME "SURLY"!!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:57 AM (WOyz5)

435
Would it be safe to say Rubio spent more than Cruz who spent more than
Trump for outcome that they all basically pick up the same number of
delegates (plus one for Cruz)? What's the deal in NH - winners take all?

Posted by: IC at February 02, 2016 12:54 AM (+3RH+)

The best answer I could get was who knows about Iowa? I think NH is proportional but I wouldn't swear to that.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 02, 2016 12:59 AM (NPofj)

436 >> Step onto a good Asian airline (i.e., not Air China) and it's
>> another world. My favorite Korean Airlines must reject 50
>> women for every one they hire. They're beautiful and they
>> are there to serve you.

I recall one uniformly bunkworthy Singapore Airlines HKG-SFO cabin crew.

Cathay Pacific's substantially less consistent in that regard.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:00 AM (o+SC1)

437 DON'T CALL ME "SURLY"!!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 12:57 AM (WOyz5)

The Airport? What is it?

Posted by: redbanzai at February 02, 2016 01:01 AM (NPofj)

438 432

Sigh... Korean girls....

Of all my 'nieces,' my only favorite, and the only one my future Empress dislikes (and this needlessly) is Korean.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 01:01 AM (/33sy)

439 Korean Girls are deceptive though. Look at their kids for their real appearance, before they go under the knife.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 01:02 AM (39g3+)

440 I don't see how he is the story
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 12:18 AM (zOTsN)

He's not. He's the Narrative.

Posted by: rrpjr at February 02, 2016 01:02 AM (s/yC1)

441 I recall one uniformly bunkworthy Singapore Airlines HKG-SFO cabin crew.

Cathay Pacific's substantially less consistent in that regard.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:00 AM (o+SC1)

*****

I dunno. I had one, obviously new, on a Delta flight to Monterrey in November. Hotter than the Sun.

She even passed all the Tranny tests, yet the Horde would not believe when I live blogged this ever so rare event.

*Sniff*

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 02, 2016 01:04 AM (YLidQ)

442 And in other current news...

there is no other current news.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what th' at February 02, 2016 01:05 AM (TUUTu)

443 It's a large field with airplanes but that's not important right now.

Posted by: jow at February 02, 2016 01:05 AM (jNZsP)

444 Goodnight all, great chat, happy Tuesday. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 02, 2016 01:07 AM (ntObR)

445 And in other current news...



there is no other current news.
---
Hi, there.

Posted by: $19 trillion and counting at February 02, 2016 01:07 AM (ZbV+0)

446 Disney is doing a new Alice in Wonderland film (through the looking glass). That's news. I question whether they'll ever do a film with a boy protagonist again given their lucrative princess machine and leftist leanings.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 01:07 AM (39g3+)

447 Trump's speech was excellent -- gracious and sincere. Cruz looked insane. I like Trump more and Cruz less with each passing day.

Posted by: rrpjr at February 02, 2016 01:08 AM (s/yC1)

448 If anyone remembers (or cares) about my ethanol gasoline rant in a previous thread, I got interested. When the infernal stuff absorbs water from atmosphere and gets ruined, the volatility is decreased. It doesn't vaporize correctly nor ignite properly.

So just to see, I poured a little bit of the old fuel out on a concrete floor. Making just a little wet spot. Normal gasoline will evaporate very quickly under those conditions. You can see the wet spot shrinking in diameter and even see the fumes rising (looks sort of like heat rising). And it cools. Gas on your skin will feel cool as it evaporates so nicely.

Well, the ruined ethanolated shit didn't behave properly at all. The wet spot just sat there. It didn't even feel as cool to my hand.

And it looked off-color.

Again, the corn holers can go corn hole themselves with giant ears of corn.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 02, 2016 01:09 AM (dvuhZ)

449 "Step onto a good Asian airline (i.e., not Air China) and it's another
world. My favorite Korean Airlines must reject 50 women for every one
they hire."

Apart from KAL's bad habit of crashing.

At one point they held the hull loss record per kilometers flown, beating out every other major international airline.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 01:09 AM (noWW6)

450 >> there is no other current news.

Not according to Drudge:

Dem Party has informed campaigns that caucus results from 90 precincts are missing...

Lock and load, Berniebots...

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:11 AM (o+SC1)

451 449 "Step onto a good Asian airline (i.e., not Air China) and it's another
world. My favorite Korean Airlines must reject 50 women for every one
they hire."

Apart from KAL's bad habit of crashing.

At one point they held the hull loss record per kilometers flown, beating out every other major international airline.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 01:09 AM (noWW6)
***
If I've got to die, to go with a Korean hottie by me is by no means the worst way I could go.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 02, 2016 01:12 AM (lutOX)

452 Apart from KAL's bad habit of crashing

--------

You can't hold getting shot down but Russian fighters against them.

Posted by: Flounder at February 02, 2016 01:13 AM (sl+zA)

453 Good for you, pookysgirl! You must be north-west of us - we're still waiting on the storm (and the offspring is presumably dreaming of school closures.)

We had record turnout too. The reporting app gave us an "Are You Sure? Does Not Compute" before accepting our numbers.

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 02, 2016 01:13 AM (nf80W)

454 Sanders campaign says 90 precincts results are missing because the party failed to properly staff them. Campaigns now having to help.

Posted by: The Caucusing Hat at February 02, 2016 01:14 AM (vBeA5)

455 I'm sure Malaysian Air has KAL beat in recent years. They lose planes like Jeb loses donors.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 01:14 AM (39g3+)

456 "wet spot"
Phrasing!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 01:14 AM (WOyz5)

457 Cruz has been so demonized by the left and supposed right that I was proud of him for even running. And now that he has won the 1st primary, his party has to take note. Trump is helping to cut through the bs and shaking heads. And the anti establishment vote was over 60%. So even tho 1/2 of dem voters are embracing full on socialism, I will go to bed hopeful tonight because more people in Iowa came out for the right than the left.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 02, 2016 01:14 AM (GzDYP)

458 "Cruz looked insane."

Oh, shit. Is whatever it is that drove Glenn Beck crazy _transmissible_?

Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 01:14 AM (noWW6)

459 446 Disney is doing a new Alice in Wonderland film (through the looking glass). That's news. I question whether they'll ever do a film with a boy protagonist again given their lucrative princess machine and leftist leanings.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 01:07 AM (39g3+)



Big Hero 6. Male Protagonist.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2016 01:15 AM (zt+N6)

460 Dem Party has informed campaigns that caucus results from 90 precincts are missing...
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:11 AM
---------

Unexpectedly!!!

Posted by: jow at February 02, 2016 01:15 AM (jNZsP)

461 Dem Party has informed campaigns that caucus results from 90 precincts are missing...

Translation: The Clinton Machine is unpacking results from cars and motel rooms as we speak.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 01:15 AM (39g3+)

462 Phrasing!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 01:14 AM (WOyz5)


Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Posted by: redbanzai at February 02, 2016 01:16 AM (NPofj)

463 >> Translation: The Clinton Machine is unpacking results from
>> cars and motel rooms as we speak.

Oh Shit! We brought the fake New Hampshire ballots, not the fake Iowa ballots! We're screwed!

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:17 AM (o+SC1)

464 Sumerians? I heard fart jokes were mostly a Babylonian thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 02, 2016 01:18 AM (sl+zA)

465 You know, I never developed a "fetish" or "fascination" with Asian girls. A couple of buddies back in college did, going nuts over 'em. I mean, I'd notice some were cute, some were not, but no special fascination.

I've even laughed at a piece by some Asian girl about how she hated non-Asian men who developed that fetish because they expected them to behave in some stereotypical Asian fashion. Racists. And then she got to liking it, just played right up to that stereotype and hated herself for it. But only a little bit.

But I never saw it. It makes them mad when we can't tell the difference between say Koreans, Japanese, etc. I can a little bit.

However, I got to wondering what the deal was Thailand and all the sex trade (the place is sexual Fantasy Island for Westerners), and the ladyboy thing. Got to reading about Thai women were some of the most in demand over the years.

And I got to looking at Thai women. They look different enough that I can tell the difference. And me likey. I could easily let myself develop a "taste" for Thai babes.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 02, 2016 01:19 AM (dvuhZ)

466 Sanders campaign says 90 precincts results are missing because the party failed to properly staff them.

Oh please. We had a neophyte with an envelope show up to run our precinct caucus and yours truly got drafted as secretary to witness and sign stuff (thanks, hubby - I'll get you for that one of these days.)

It's only a problem for the 'rats because their rank and file is not only rank - they couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. That and they always wait for the "experts" to tell them how to take a crap.

BTW, our neophyte chair did pretty good - except for announcing the results before picking delegates to the state convention and platform committee. The room was pretty damned cleared out by that point.

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 02, 2016 01:22 AM (nf80W)

467 It makes them mad when we can't tell the difference between say Koreans, Japanese, etc

Ask her what nation that white dude came from. Norway? France? Russia? Greece? Scotland? What a horrible racist because she can't tell.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 01:22 AM (39g3+)

468 Drudge has Pending Indictment over Venezuela by TWO of whatever the Democrats are counting.

The Clinton flopsweat is palpable.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:26 AM (o+SC1)

469
Julian Gustavo Gomez

CNN keeps rounding @BernieSanders' 49.6% to 49% and @HillaryClinton's 49.8% to 50%. that's not how math works. #IowaCaucus

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 02, 2016 01:26 AM (kdS6q)

470 Big Hero 6. Male Protagonist.
---
I'm not sure robots count.

But if they do, Wall-E

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 02, 2016 01:27 AM (ZbV+0)

471 467: Oh it doesn't matter. When white men do it, it's racist. When non-whites do it, it's okay.

The "they all look alike" is a natural human trait. When you see another person of different race with vastly different features, you don't notice the details, so overwhelmed are you by the larger differences.

It's those details that allow you to distinguish between Fred and Bob, and Alice and Susan.

You've to acclimate yourself to the new features before you start to notice those little details.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 02, 2016 01:27 AM (dvuhZ)

472 Not sure big Hero 6 or Wall-E count as Disney products either, since they came from Pixar. Yes, Pixar is owned by Disney, but still, not the same.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 02, 2016 01:28 AM (39g3+)

473 Clinton voter fraud in Polk County, Iowa Caucus

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jprjcmp

Posted by: The Caucusing Hat at February 02, 2016 01:29 AM (vBeA5)

474 So there's a live action Jungle Book in the works (saw a trailer with SW7, but I'm sure I'd seen it somewhere else and haven't been in a theater in ages), so that might count.

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 02, 2016 01:31 AM (ZbV+0)

475 Iowa dem party failed to staff 90 precincts. Sanders campaign saying hard to determine the ramifications. That's the remaining 5%.

https://twitter.com/ND4Bernie/status/694406682575835136

Iowa Democratic party calls Sanders campaign's claim that 90 precincts did not have chairpersons "inaccurate." #IowaCaucus

https://twitter.com/franklinleonard/status/694406367285673984

Posted by: The Caucusing Hat at February 02, 2016 01:31 AM (vBeA5)

476 Just watched Trump's concession speech. Seemed subdued (for Trump) and respectful. Tolearable.

Which is nice to see.

Haven't seen Cruz's. It'll have to wait 'til tomorrow. 'Cause I'm done with today.

Good night, Gracies. In all the razzledazzel of the election, remember the important AoSHQ topics... booze, boobies, and boomsticks.

Posted by: mindful webworker - long time 'til November at February 02, 2016 01:31 AM (TUUTu)

477 In defense of Don Harris, Monique Griego does have very nice tits.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at February 02, 2016 01:31 AM (0OG8D)

478 >> Clinton voter fraud in Polk County, Iowa Caucus

>> http://preview.tinyurl.com/jprjcmp

Created by anonymous. So we'll call it 'claimed' at this point.

Right up until some Bernie supporter hits some Clinton supporter over the head with a baseball bat. Or a bong. Or maybe his stack of overdue student-loan invoices.

"Hey, Amazon? Yeah, need more popcorn. Buttered this time."

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:33 AM (o+SC1)

479 Congrats MIT. From Space.com.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jhahwwm

Posted by: goon at February 02, 2016 01:33 AM (gy5kE)

480 #476: You forgot bacon. The three Bs around here... boobs, bacon and beer.

Fuck whatever Conan says; that's what is good in life.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at February 02, 2016 01:35 AM (0OG8D)

481 >> Fuck whatever Conan says; that's what is good in life.

I thought it was "loose pussy, tight shoes, and a warm place to shit."

Metaphorically, at least, I think Earl Butz was speaking for all men.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:38 AM (o+SC1)

482 >> I thought it was "loose pussy, tight shoes, and a warm place to shit."

Proofread before sending. TIGHT pussy, LOOSE shoes, at least got the warm place to shit part right.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:39 AM (o+SC1)

483 So, did Crumpio defeat Clinders tonight? What's the latest?

Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2016 01:41 AM (jBuUi)

484 It's those details that allow you to distinguish between Fred and Bob, and Alice and Susan.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 02, 2016 01:27 AM (dvuhZ)


It's "Ted and Carol and Bob and Alice".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 02, 2016 01:42 AM (zc3Db)

485 I wonder if I could convince Monique Griego to let me motorboat her.. you know, for social justice and stuff...


Technically speaking, I am an American Indian, and totes not the pasty white man I appear to be...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at February 02, 2016 01:43 AM (0OG8D)

486 482 >> I thought it was "loose pussy, tight shoes, and a warm place to shit."

Proofread before sending. TIGHT pussy, LOOSE shoes, at least got the warm place to shit part right.
Posted by: JEM


Yeah it was "tight pussy, loose shoes, and a warm place to shit."

Most people remember it from the hilarious skit in "Kentucky Fried Movie" (It was KFM, right?), but the joke was only included in the film because some southern politician was overheard (possibly recorded) telling the joke at some political event, leading to national outrage (to the extent there could be national outrage in the pre-Internet era).

Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2016 01:44 AM (jBuUi)

487 Er ... "Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice" ... but I think they were swinging so the order doesn't really matter.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 02, 2016 01:45 AM (zc3Db)

488 but the joke was only included in the film because some southern politician was overheard (possibly recorded) telling the joke at some political event, leading to national outrage (to the extent there could be national outrage in the pre-Internet era).

Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2016 01:44 AM (jBuUi)


Who could be outraged by that? The chick with the nickname "mudflaps"?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 02, 2016 01:46 AM (zc3Db)

489 "$2,710.55

That's a rough estimate of how much the super PAC supporting former Florida governor Jeb Bush spent on each vote he earned on Monday night in Iowa."

http://wapo.st/20lvn9K

Posted by: The LOL-ing at February 02, 2016 01:46 AM (vBeA5)

490 #482: Tight pussy, loose shoes, Cadillac, yeah, the girl's a time bomb!

Posted by: Adam and the Ants at February 02, 2016 01:46 AM (0OG8D)

491 >> included in the film because some southern politician was
>> overheard (possibly recorded) telling the joke at some
>> political event, leading to national outrage (to the extent
>> there could be national outrage in the pre-Internet era).

It was Jerry Ford's Secretary of Agriculture, Earl Butz, and he was made to resign for it.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:47 AM (o+SC1)

492 Maybe it was "The Groove Tube"?

Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2016 01:49 AM (jBuUi)

493 >> It was Jerry Ford's Secretary of Agriculture, Earl Butz, and
>> he was made to resign for it.

18% interest rates, Nelson Rockefeller expiring on top of his secretary, all manner of foreign policy debacles...what's not to like about the mid '70s?

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:50 AM (o+SC1)

494 It was Jerry Ford's Secretary of Agriculture, Earl Butz, and he was made to resign for it.
Posted by: JEM


Bingo - that's the dude.

Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2016 01:50 AM (jBuUi)

495 Earl Butz had a brother, named Seymour. He hung out under the bleachers all the time.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 02, 2016 01:53 AM (dvuhZ)

496 Well, I have a lot to do in the morning. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at February 02, 2016 01:53 AM (0OG8D)

497 Found it!

The film with the skit was "Coming Attractions":

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076582/

The full "Loose Shoes" skit is here on YouTube!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Sn-A7D76o

Warning: Un-PC in the extreme!

Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2016 01:53 AM (jBuUi)

498 Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 01:11 AM (o+SC1) --- WHOOPS. Alson read that Hillary won all coin tosses? Not sure the validity of that.

Posted by: Baldy at February 02, 2016 01:55 AM (1SCTq)

499 it's easy to spike a football, but if you consider that Cruz and Trump's guys are both ticked at the establishment, and consider they came in first and second today, it says a whole lot about how poorly the GOP does its job of representing its voters.

Posted by: Dustin at February 02, 2016 01:56 AM (a7sQX)

500 Hillary won 6/6 coin tosses. Link to Des Moines Reg article in my nik

Posted by: Baldy at February 02, 2016 01:57 AM (1SCTq)

501 Type Http://loser.com into your browser.

Posted by: The Hat o' winning at February 02, 2016 01:58 AM (vBeA5)

502 Hillary won 6/6 coin tosses. Link to Des Moines Reg article in my nik

Posted by: Baldy at February 02, 2016 01:57 AM (1SCTq)


They should do like they do in Nevada and break ties with a deck of cards.

Posted by: The Deck of Hats at February 02, 2016 01:59 AM (vBeA5)

503 The most interesting thing about that Clinton vote fraud piece (http://preview.tinyurl.com/jprjcmp) is its changing headline:

from "Questionable" through "bad call - improper vote call" and "IA Caucus Precinct 43 Irregular Vote Counting" all the way to "Clinton voter fraud in Polk County, Iowa Caucus:"

Are they trying to sandbag Hillary for their new boyfriend Bernie "Venezuela" Sanders?

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 02, 2016 02:01 AM (nf80W)

504 >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Sn-A7D76o
>>
>> Warning: Un-PC in the extreme!

Haven't seen that since I was old enough to shave.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 02:01 AM (o+SC1)

505 ChicagoRefugee, our chair wisely held the vote hostage until the last three delegate spots were filled (which got hilarious). My mom got roped in to be secretary and I helped her run the registry book (I got to hand out stickers to designate registration). Three hour race home to beat the blizzard, because we live on base and kept our voting addresses in Iowa.


Wish I got a T-shirt to show for all that...

Posted by: pookysgirl at February 02, 2016 02:01 AM (tRUbz)

506 >> Are they trying to sandbag Hillary for their new boyfriend
>> Bernie "Venezuela" Sanders?

As they say, I root for injuries.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 02:02 AM (o+SC1)

507 502
Hillary won 6/6 coin tosses. Link to Des Moines Reg article in my nik



Posted by: Baldy at February 02, 2016 01:57 AM (1SCTq)



They should do like they do in Nevada and break ties with a deck of cards.

Posted by: The Deck of Hats at February 02, 2016 01:59 AM (vBeA5)


They should do like they do in Vegas -- take 'em out of town, shoot 'em, and bury them in the sand with one arm sticking out of the ground holding five aces ballots.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2016 02:03 AM (EzgxV)

508 >> Are they trying to sandbag Hillary for their new boyfriend
>> Bernie "Venezuela" Sanders?

As they say, I root for injuries.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 02:02 AM (o+SC1)


It all comes down to who is better at stabbing the other in the back. My money is on Hillary successfully taking out Bernie.

Posted by: The Stabby Hat at February 02, 2016 02:04 AM (vBeA5)

509 508
>> Are they trying to sandbag Hillary for their new boyfriend

>> Bernie "Venezuela" Sanders?



As they say, I root for injuries.



Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 02:02 AM (o+SC1)



It all comes down to who is better at stabbing the other in the back. My money is on Hillary successfully taking out Bernie.

Posted by: The Stabby Hat at February 02, 2016 02:04 AM (vBeA5)


The more stabby, the better -- both ways.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2016 02:06 AM (EzgxV)

510 >> It all comes down to who is better at stabbing the other in
>> the back. My money is on Hillary successfully taking out
>> Bernie.

I want her to win this one, in a manner so transparently crooked that it poisons her future efforts.

I want them all to hate each other with the revulsion usually reserved for an Anthony Weiner dick pic.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 02:08 AM (o+SC1)

511 The only way to resolve this Iowa Clinders situation is a Death Match in the Octogon. Each combatant is allowed one weapon: Bernie gets hammer-and-sickle nunchuks, while Hillary gets a flaming walker.

May the worst cis-gender transhuman win!

Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2016 02:08 AM (jBuUi)

512 Damn, pookysgirl, that's dedication! Here, let me shove a "Model Citizen" t-shirt thru the USB port for ya. You deserve it.

(And yeah, I did sotto voce suggest holding it hostage, but our chair had a list and was following it in order, damnit!)

Glad you made it home safe!

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 02, 2016 02:10 AM (nf80W)

513 >> Each combatant is allowed one weapon: Bernie gets
>> hammer-and-sickle nunchuks, while Hillary gets a flaming
>> walker.

Hillary would miss and blast Bill, while Bernie in attempting to show off would cut off his own head.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2016 02:10 AM (o+SC1)

514 Supposedly, BO used all kinds of dirty tricks in cauci against Hillary. IIRC, she won the VOTES in the 2008 primary, BO won the cauci. I may be wrong though

Posted by: Baldy at February 02, 2016 02:14 AM (1SCTq)

515 Hillary won 6/6 coin tosses.

Bill has 600/600 possible "social diseases".

You see how it all works out.

Posted by: the maths at February 02, 2016 02:16 AM (rqqaP)

516 Supposedly, BO used all kinds of dirty tricks in cauci against Hillary. IIRC, she won the VOTES in the 2008 primary, BO won the cauci. I may be wrong though

Posted by: Baldy at February 02, 2016 02:14 AM (1SCTq)


In both the Nevada and Iowa Dem caucuses, the caucus vote is not binding. The binding happens at state party conventions. IIRC, in Iowa the caucus this night was to select delegates. In Nevada, the caucus selects delegates to county conventions, which then themselves choose delegates to the state convention.

In both caucuses for the GOP, the vote is binding.

Remind me again why the Democrats are called Democratic?

Posted by: The Binding Hat at February 02, 2016 02:22 AM (vBeA5)

517 Many years later it was revealed that it was just apple juice.

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2016 12:47 AM (sdi6R)


Many, many moons ago, I was watching some retrospective of the old Steve Allen Show. They were doing a Western skit set in a bar. Tom Poston ordered a whiskey, which was supposed to be weak tea, as the color looked like whiskey. Well, they pulled a gag on Poston and put real whiskey in the glass. He gulped it down, a shocked look on his face. Then he ordered another (which was not in the script). All on live tv.

Posted by: RickZ at February 02, 2016 02:22 AM (Ix+HS)

518 Who will lead in the 1st post-#IowaCaucus poll in New Hamshire?

https://twitter.com/ThePoliticalHat/status/694418045947637760

Posted by: @ThePoliticalHat at February 02, 2016 02:27 AM (vBeA5)

519 Apart from KAL's bad habit of crashing.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 02, 2016 01:09 AM (noWW6)


I remember a few air-to-air missiles fired from Soviet MiGs being involved in a couple of those crashes.

Posted by: RickZ at February 02, 2016 02:29 AM (Ix+HS)

520 Run the mouthwash through a good microfilter. If you have time, since quaffing Scope means it's an emergency. Like you are down to fermented mares milk.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 02, 2016 02:31 AM (FtrY1)

521 Like you are down to fermented mares milk.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 02, 2016 02:31 AM (FtrY1)


Pass it on down.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at February 02, 2016 02:33 AM (vBeA5)

522 ....and so it goes.....tons of comments today -- but they're mostly in other threads. Lots to think about.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2016 03:10 AM (EzgxV)

523 You know what's not important? Fast food. Once it stopped being economical, I stopped buying it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 02, 2016 04:37 AM (iQIUe)

524 You know what's not important? Fast food. Once it stopped being economical, I stopped buying it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 02, 2016 04:37 AM (iQIUe)


I still think some fast food can be economical. But to call most fast food 'food' is false advertising. When food is no longer cooked fresh on a grill, a chain-fed broiler, etc., it's just crap. I remember when Burger King was a hit because the burgers were char broiled fresh constantly. Now they are pre-cooked hockey pucks sitting in a warming tray, slapped on a bun 'your way' when ordered.

Maybe it's just me, but I can cook better burgers on a stove top. I can make better burritos at home, plus knowing exactly what kind of meat is in the damn thing, and the olives I use are real and sliced, not tasteless black rings. But all the pre-prepped items in fast food chains suck. When I worked at a small independent sub shop-pizza place at Va Beach one summer when I was in college, we prepped daily the lettuce, the onions, the tomatoes, sliced the meats and wrapped them in individual sandwich portions (for speed), made dough and actually proofed it, making the food taste better overall. Now we have people demanding $15 an hour to open a damn package of whatever and slap in on whatever type of bread they use (which comes delivered). I slaved harder in my Mom's kitchen than these special snowflakes working in fast food joints demanding $15 an hour.

I blame 'ding' food (microwaves).

Another thing I want these special snowflakes to learn is that the minimum wage is actually $0.00. Because when they price themselves out of an entry level job, they earn $0.00. Time for Milton Friedman to be required reading/watching in grade school. Such an addition to the curriculum would better serve (pun intended) the students than learning how to put a condom on a banana.

/Now get off my astroturf!

Posted by: RickZ at February 02, 2016 05:09 AM (Ix+HS)

525 Why are the numbers percentage for the GOP and raw numbers for the Dems. What was the total turnout on both sides I wonder?

Posted by: bestie21 at February 02, 2016 06:05 AM (HUeC4)

526 Just a parting shot on One Man with A Pistol:

The big synagogue in Berlin stands today because, when a raging crowd headed over to torch it on Kristallnacht, one honest German cop with a pissant pistol confronted them, and they backed down. His later fate is unknown.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2016 06:13 AM (xq1UY)

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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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