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Corn Caucus Open Thread
The field begins to narrow today.
Will this be the end of the Ben Carson book tour? Will the residents of Iowa be able to finally enjoy a meal n a diner without being harassed by Rick Santorum? Can Rubio or Cruz tear a victory away from Trump's small, stubby, trollish fingers? Here is my bold predition: 1.Cruz 2.Rubio 3.Trump Yeah. I think Trump's support in the polls doesn't translate into the caucus. Be sure to tune into tomorrow's morning post when I furiously back track on my prediction. Oh and this is a fun read from Stephen Miller.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2016 09:03 AM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Citation X driver at February 01, 2016 09:03 AM (ABJy3)
Polls are done with calls to landlines. Trump's support tends to be older people. Older people have more land lines than younger people. Ergo: polls could be oversampling Trump support.
Same could be said for Clinton's support in relation to Sanders.
Posted by: David at February 01, 2016 09:05 AM (zK5dm)
Posted by: Bernie 2016 at February 01, 2016 09:05 AM (UBS9M)
I dunno how it is going to come out, we will see tomorrow. I would like to see Cruz win I agree with ace it is better to have 2 strong anti establishment candidates. If Rubio does well, though, well, shit.
And Last I saw Bush was around #8 in Iowa. He won't win NH. He has to be fashioning an exit plan. Probably some legal way to fill his swimming pool with all that donor money and do a Scrooge McDuck in it.
Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2016 09:05 AM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 09:05 AM (lIU4e)
Poll round-up: Cornlandia Day
Iowa Republican: Today's RCP Average Trump 28.6 Cruz 23.9 Rubio 16.9
(Trump +4/7)
Iowa Republican Quinnipiac Trump +7
Iowa Republican Emerson Trump +1
Iowa Republican Opinion Savvy Trump +1
3 way tie for 1st
Iowa Republican DM Register Trump +5
New Hampshire Republican Boston Herald/FPU Trump +25
4 way tie for 2nd
New Hampshire Republican CNN/WMUR Trump +18
4 way tie for 2nd
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 01, 2016 09:06 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: AD at February 01, 2016 09:07 AM (QWY55)
Then I realized, hard to do likely voters or whatever other demographic skewing breakdown you're trying to get that way.
I'm going to be real curious to hear the outcome tonight.
Posted by: sombrastewart at February 01, 2016 09:07 AM (k28vq)
Posted by: President Sanders at February 01, 2016 09:08 AM (8R8mX)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2016 09:08 AM (GGCsk)
Is this really accurate? Anecdotally speaking, I don't know anyone or anyone's parents who still has a land line. Hell, even my ancient Dad has been using a cell for about 10 years.
It would seem to be foolish to rely on land lines to do polling. I find it hard to believe that polling companies would rely on land lines for their polling.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 01, 2016 09:09 AM (4nmNX)
Imagine Ahab sinking into the sea going after the whale.
Except replace the whale with Marco Rubio.
And replace the sea with a pile of money.
Posted by: AD at February 01, 2016 09:10 AM (QWY55)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 01, 2016 09:10 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 09:10 AM (K/p7v)
Then I realized, hard to do likely voters or whatever other demographic skewing breakdown you're trying to get that way.
I'm going to be real curious to hear the outcome tonight.
Posted by: sombrastewart at February 01, 2016 09:07 AM (k28vq)
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You can still do that with random digit dialing. It just takes a lot more calls to get a decent sized sample. If you start with a list, you'll hopefully get a certain percentage of those people to pick up the phone, but you'll only need say 500 to pick up the phone to get a decent sample size.
With the random dialing, you have to increase that by a lot because you have to get people to not only pick up the phone but also be likely caucus goers. So, say half pick up the phone, but only a quarter of them are likely voters, then you'll have to call eight times as many numbers.
Still possible, just more time consuming.
Posted by: David at February 01, 2016 09:11 AM (zK5dm)
Good times. Good times.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 01, 2016 09:11 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 09:11 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 01, 2016 09:09 AM (4nmNX)
I've been getting a ton of random calls this week and I'm assuming some of them are polls or some such thing.
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 09:11 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 01, 2016 09:12 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 09:12 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 09:12 AM (jlR94)
Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2016 09:13 AM (O7MnT)
Is this really accurate?
It's accurate, but older people are also more likely to participate.
Also, without a shred of evidence to back it up, I'd bet Iowa skews older and people have more landlines (whatever the demographic) than the rest of the country.
Posted by: AD at February 01, 2016 09:13 AM (QWY55)
It would seem to be foolish to rely on land lines to do polling. I find it hard to believe that polling companies would rely on land lines for their polling.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 01, 2016 09:09 AM (4nmNX)
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Pretty sure it's true. Which is one of the reasons that polling has gotten so bad over the last few years. Their ability to call people has diminished greatly.
Another anecdote: I live in South Carolina. I don't have a landline. I've never received a call from a pollster.
Posted by: David at February 01, 2016 09:13 AM (zK5dm)
Posted by: Paladin at February 01, 2016 09:13 AM (WujO7)
Is this really accurate? Anecdotally speaking, I don't know anyone or anyone's parents who still has a land line. Hell, even my ancient Dad has been using a cell for about 10 years.
It would seem to be foolish to rely on land lines to do polling. I find it hard to believe that polling companies would rely on land lines for their polling.
As I've said before, lived in current house since 91. Been registered there since we moved in. Never once have been polled. And haven't had a home line in over 15 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 09:13 AM (K/p7v)
And the weather report:
Iowa caucusgoers should be fine, but Mother Nature just might hold presidential candidates and swarms of national media captive. A blizzard is expected, but not until after Iowas politicking is completed.
Through about 9 p.m. (Monday) it doesnt look bad or much snow in any location, said Roger Vachalek, a meteorologist for the National Weather Service. I doubt there will be much of any accumulation by that time. Maybe less than half an inch or so in some areas.
DM
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 01, 2016 09:13 AM (kdS6q)
Go buy my book. Fire and Frost now available in paperback at Amazon (some change for Ace) or my CreateSpace e-store (higher royalties for me). Also available for pre-order in Kindle format at Amazon.
The book is signed up for Amazon's MatchBook program. That means you can purchase the book in paperback, and then buy the Kindle version for only 99 cents. The kindle version is also signed up for Kindle Select, which means you can do things like lend it to other kindle owners and such.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 09:14 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:14 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 09:14 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 09:14 AM (jlR94)
Posted by: MTF at February 01, 2016 09:15 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 01, 2016 09:15 AM (kXoT0)
Okay... that's probably the last time I'll spam the book today; I'm likely to be busy working at work for most of the rest of the day.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 09:14 AM (kff5f)
Why waste time working when you could be writing for a blog......if you had one.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 01, 2016 09:16 AM (j4wsR)
Here is my bold predition: 1.Cruz 2.Rubio 3.Trump
Oh, God, I hope not. Specifically, I hope Rubio gets stomped like a narc at a biker rally. I loathe that man and don't trust his sudden"tough on immigration" lies.
And yes, I'm sure Trump is lying, too. They're all liars, every last one of them. The only question is, which liar will do the least damage?
Frankly, this whole godforsaken country is overdue for a Reign of Terror.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2016 09:16 AM (X6fMO)
http://pointsandfigures.com/2016/02/01/hope-for-the-future/
Posted by: pointsnfigures at February 01, 2016 09:16 AM (hSpC/)
And if we're doing predictions:
Trump +9
Powerball: Rubio in 2nd
If I'm wrong, "I Will Apologize To Nobody"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 01, 2016 09:17 AM (kdS6q)
Jeb comes in 19th, behind Robert Mugabe.
Marco Rubio revamps his campaign to feature even higher heels.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 09:17 AM (oVJmc)
Really? The theres a Reign of Terror a lot of innocent people get killed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 09:17 AM (w4NZ8)
That endorsement from the New York Times is probably not as helpful as he would like to believe.
Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2016 09:17 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 09:18 AM (oVJmc)
This. If you want the DOPe to learn a lesson, nothing less than Cruz and Trump (in either order) in the 1 & 2 spots will do.
And, I hate to say it, but Trump is better than Cruz. Not because he's more conservative, or presidential, or any such thing. No, because he's not a Republican. Well, not a Conservative, anyway. If someone who is so obviously a fair-weather Republican wins the nomination, it will signal the death of the Republican party. If someone who is so obviously a fair-weather Republican *nearly* wins the nomination, and then some establishment pick (Jeb, Rubio, Kasich) is picked at the convention, it will be a sign the Republican party has chosen to self-immolate.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 09:18 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 09:18 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Mainah at February 01, 2016 09:18 AM (659DL)
After the Ivanka video explanation of how to vote in an Iowa Caucus I was ready to go there and vote. She was just that motivating.
Posted by: MTF
Would make me pull the lever, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 01, 2016 09:19 AM (kdS6q)
No, see, the trouble with mandated ethanol is that the fields widen.
Putting ethanol production on a war footing incentivizes planting fence-to-fence, and that wipes out the pheasant habitat. I reckon the deer must like it, though.
Ringnecks were a Chinese import in the first place, and probably weren't going to flourish in the long run. Wish the same were true of their damn carp.
Good Old Carp, of course, were a German import. So that's different.
Apparently in a Schubertian alpine stream, carp's a fighting game fish.
But they can live on corn, and will walk the fields to get it.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 01, 2016 09:19 AM (xq1UY)
Six figures a year.
I think that Trump and Sanders have a lot in common
It's the hair.
So you're saying that Trump does not actually have a weasel on his head, but instead that he stole Bernie Sanders' hair?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 09:19 AM (kff5f)
Mornin', McEvil!
Yeah, I was wondering, is that a statistical mean or a surly mean?
Posted by: mindful webworker - what does it all mean? at February 01, 2016 09:20 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 09:21 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: mindful webworker - what does it all mean? at February 01, 2016 09:20 AM
An angry average?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 09:21 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 09:21 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 01, 2016 09:21 AM (iQIUe)
Huck, Santorum, Gilmore, Pitacki, sleepy, dopey, sneezy....
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 09:21 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: no good deed at February 01, 2016 09:22 AM (GgxVX)
Another anecdote: I live in South Carolina. I don't have a landline. I've never received a call from a pollster. "
Well then, I guess that's one more reason to scoff at the folks that always throw up this poll or that poll as a justification for their hairbrained idea or position.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 01, 2016 09:22 AM (4nmNX)
Huck, Santorum, Gilmore, Pitacki, sleepy, dopey, sneezy....
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 09:21 AM (NOIQH)
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Gilmore must stay. The people haven't gotten to hear him enough. Once they do: BAM! President Gilmore.
You know it's true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 09:22 AM (zK5dm)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 09:22 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 09:23 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 01, 2016 09:23 AM (WOyz5)
Anecdotally, Rubio has a poor ground game and hasn't worked very hard until the last two weeks. Cruz has lived in the state and has the best ground game. My gut is Cruz's failure to ethanol whore, plus the Establishment pile on, will hurt him (sadly).
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 01, 2016 09:23 AM (pq97T)
You know it's true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 09:22 AM (zK5dm)
he is the only vet......that's something.....maybe trump will support him.....////
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 09:23 AM (0O7c5)
Which could be problematic if she does.
Fiorina/Fiorina '16!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 09:23 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 09:17 AM (w4NZ
Sorry, FS; don't mind me. Just usual Monday morning blues, with a healthy hatred of the current political class.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2016 09:25 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 09:25 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 01, 2016 09:25 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: MTF at February 01, 2016 09:25 AM (TxJGV)
Also, The The is a perfectly cromulent choice that embodies today political landscape.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2016 09:26 AM (wtvvX)
It is Written.
Of course we would hope to forestall what we know is coming, or at least pray for it to not happen to us and ours.
But I don't think He will shield us from our folly forever.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 01, 2016 09:26 AM (4nmNX)
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 01, 2016 09:26 AM (jagfX)
Posted by: IC at February 01, 2016 09:26 AM (+3RH+)
PSTD from the bomb she set. There are no limits to Tqqiya, eh?
Just laike that refugee "youth" who stabbed the young gal at the refugee center - said he felt sick. Funny, never gotten stabby when I felt sick...
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 09:27 AM (NOIQH)
Trump's fingers are not long enough. He. Can. Not. Win.
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 01, 2016 09:26 AM (jagfX)
finger extensions......next big thing
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 09:27 AM (0O7c5)
I'd rather it happen while I'm around to help shield and prepare my kids, so that their kids (or grandkids) at least have a chance at living in a civilized society.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 09:28 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:28 AM (8HTq1)
Fiorina/Fiorina '16!"
But that would offer her plausible cover for having two opposing positions at the same time.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 01, 2016 09:29 AM (4nmNX)
Charles C. W. Cooke*
Reminder No. 386,288: Per the polls, Trump's commanding nothing more than a plurality in an unusually crowded field.
*Fop
"He's winning the wrong way!", she exclaimed.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 01, 2016 09:29 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: MTF at February 01, 2016 09:29 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Conservative Yoda at February 01, 2016 09:29 AM (NBOA5)
O.K. Just don't want you to be Robespierre.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 09:30 AM (w4NZ8)
(imagine the something in italics, i don't have the skillz to do italics)
put the letter "I" between brackets "[ ]" at the beginning of what you want to italicize, then a forward slash and letter "I" between brackets to close the tag.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2016 09:30 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:30 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at February 01, 2016 09:30 AM (VDc7u)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:30 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 09:31 AM (jlR94)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:30 AM (8HTq1)
Say what? How do they accomplish this? Belt sander?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 09:31 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:30 AM (8HTq1)
I don't know of anyone who has ever done that...
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 09:31 AM (lIU4e)
See, THIS is why we allow this state and its cockamamie process to decide our candidates. ...unless Trump wins, then it's a horrible idea.
Posted by: GOPe at February 01, 2016 09:32 AM (OLNwX)
You forgot "vain, stupid, rich" before "women".
Bet this is only commonly done in NYC, Miami and LA.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 09:32 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 09:32 AM (K/p7v)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:33 AM (8HTq1)
I just figured it was Ioway colloquialism meant to convey
Here comes that mean old Clinton bitch agin, if we hurry we can get out the back...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 01, 2016 09:33 AM (kXoT0)
Lea, I'm sure it's just like the "Botox Party" craze the NYC morning shows and NYC fashion mags were telling us were all the rage a while back.
All the rage for rich, vain women in NYC (and probably LA), that is.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 09:34 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:34 AM (8HTq1)
So much about judging by the content of their character. Or lack of.
Next will be by a nose length and well Secretariat of State will be back in the running.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 09:34 AM (jlR94)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 09:34 AM (NeFrd)
We'll have an idea what, exactly, is going on in 24 hours time. That morning thread I look forward to with grim foreboding in the pit of my stomach.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 09:34 AM (xuouz)
John Kerry
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:35 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 09:35 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: jwb7605 at February 01, 2016 09:35 AM (DofIg)
Charles C. W. Cooke said he would eat a crow if Trump one the nomination.....i'll have to ask Ms. Manners what wine to serve. .....thinking ripple
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at February 01, 2016 09:36 AM (VDc7u)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:33 AM (8HTq1)
Ewww!!! I can't even.
OT:Reading an article about an elementary school in England who is imposing a dress code on the parents because they keep showing up in pj's. (sometimes just to drop the kids off, but also apparently at meetings and functions. Sheesh!)
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 09:36 AM (lIU4e)
Charles C. W. Cooke*
To paraphrase, the only thing writers with British accents know are rum, sodomy and the lash.
And being an insufferable twit.
Posted by: jwest at February 01, 2016 09:36 AM (Zs4uk)
On rare occasion, I have a telephonic communication that is important.
Cell-tower service is as flirty as a first-time cross-dresser at a floss dance.
My house has both (Bethlehem Steel) I-beams and poured-full concrete block in its structure, and my floors have re-bar. And there is aluminized mylar film under the roof, and foil-faced foam board in the sheathing. To Sprint, this is a Faraday cage. Somehow or another, it doesn't interfere with short wave or FM at all.
You have to roam aimlessly through the halls to maintain a signal. I don't know, if your connectivity is mainly for snarking with your friends and accumulating fictional candy, it's probably fine, especially if Mom and Dad get your cell bill. I don't even trust the sonsofbitches when I'm working in the garden. But then I'm old enough that I can spend one hour alone without texting a BFF.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 01, 2016 09:36 AM (xq1UY)
azealiabanks* Verified account
In conclusion, I think Donald trump is evil like America is evil and in order for America to keep up with itself it needs him.
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azealia_Banks
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 01, 2016 09:36 AM (kdS6q)
Meat curtains re-done?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 09:37 AM (K/p7v)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:37 AM (8HTq1)
There were a few years of bubble in corn prices, but I think that related more to oil prices going to $120. Even when oil was $85 corn had come back down to $3.50, though inputs are still sky high.
I bought the part of the old farm I used to hang out on as a kid, and what I could afford. 100 acres hills and woods, and 50 acres of crops in little patches around the edges. Caught a couple turkeys on the trail cam last week ... but it is bobcats and coons that hurt them most. Fence to fence does happen ... or they just take out all the fences. But that is part of the whole "productivity" thing, regardless of whether we have ethanol. Big machinery wants wide open spaces. I still have a lot of quail, seldom see a pheasant.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 01, 2016 09:37 AM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at February 01, 2016 09:37 AM (VDc7u)
...remind me again why anyone cares?
(And with that, Brother Cavil sees his shadow and predicts nine more months of political nickelfuckery.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 09:37 AM (9krrF)
The ones getting their toes hacked, it makes the Chinese binding the feet of girls seem humane in comparison.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 09:39 AM (jlR94)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 01, 2016 09:39 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 09:34 AM (NOIQH)
Probably.
I remember watching project runway once and Michael kors said something like 'I don't know any woman who doesn't cut the pockets out of her pants immediately' or something and I was like wtf? No wonder nobody makes anything with pockets anymore!
I got a skirt a few months ago and it has pockets! I love it so much.
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 09:39 AM (lIU4e)
Women get their toes shortened so they can look better in sandles
I hadn't heard that one. I have heard of surgery to thin the big toe, however, giving it a slimmer line.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2016 09:40 AM (X6fMO)
The nice thing about celebrities is they're just celebrities. And when it comes to the political opinions of b-listers I think Randy Quaid is closer to the mark.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 09:40 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2016 09:40 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Lord Gulgoth at February 01, 2016 09:41 AM (bWvOd)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 01, 2016 09:41 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at February 01, 2016 09:41 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 09:41 AM (BK3ZS)
I've also heard about shortening the little toes so that the feet fit better into pointy-toed pumps.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 09:42 AM (NOIQH)
Why can't we bring this up on the Saturday ONT so I could address this fully, elaborately, and fueled by rum?
Instead, because decorum, I am left pondering posting why I have a land-line.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2016 09:43 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Matthew at February 01, 2016 09:43 AM (7pEow)
1. Snow 2. Corn 3. Pain
Seriously, it's Iowa. We had to create Minnesota to protect Canada from Iowa.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 09:43 AM (9krrF)
Leg extensions....to, uh, appear to be someone from a better gene pool.
Posted by: Vincent Freeman (Gattaca) at February 01, 2016 09:43 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 09:43 AM (NeFrd)
Funny, not in a ha-ha way, how things repeat. One of the wicked step-sisters mutilated her foot to try and get the slipper to fit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 09:43 AM (jlR94)
I can't stand Bernie's politics and I would be glad to see him beat her, except that I think she would be more likely to lose in the general election.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 09:44 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 09:45 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2016 09:40 AM (X6fMO)
Is that like lipo for your toes?
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 09:45 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Reggie at February 01, 2016 09:46 AM (UBS9M)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2016 09:46 AM (kzdjp)
1. Cruz
2. Paul
3. Carson
4. Jebbe
5. Rubio/Trump/Kasich
Posted by: The Nayden Broad at February 01, 2016 09:46 AM (1W6hE)
I disagree. Clinton could at least pretend to be practical and have "ideas" on how to pay for all the free stuff.
Bernie just throws glitter in the air.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 01, 2016 09:46 AM (4nmNX)
Trump supports ethanol, Cruz would phase it out in ten years. Yet Cruz is much closer to Trump in Iowa than nationally.
But Cruz has been "the only man that could ever reach me, was the son of a preacher man". (that's a song reference) It is Cruz calling of the body of Christ to rise up, and choose him as God's man for Iowa.
So ethanol has not hurt Cruz, but Jesus Saves.
but, ethanol hate ... got it
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 01, 2016 09:46 AM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 09:35 AM (w4NZ
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Evangelical block is breaking because they know with 100% certainty that they have been taken for a ride with Republicans. What to do, what to do.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 01, 2016 09:46 AM (LXJ1e)
Tomorrow Iowa, the corn-based ethanol slattern that she is, will awaken with messy hair, clothing askew, missing panties and awash in unidentifiable liquids. She will arise, coughing, to light up a smoke and then blearily ask, "Where'd everybody go? Is that all there is?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 09:46 AM (BK3ZS)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/selection-du-weekend-177-63.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 09:46 AM (jlR94)
If we can't get her in jail, a very public meltdown, possibly paired with a health episode, could be a consolation prize....There have been several times when she seems right on the point of going full "You don't deserve to know!!" Col. Jessup when questioned on the private email server. I would like to see her lose it in public.
Posted by: Vincent Freeman (Gattaca) at February 01, 2016 09:47 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 01, 2016 09:46 AM (4nmNX)
So, totally not like "Hope and Change?"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 09:47 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 01, 2016 09:46 AM (4nmNX)
OOh we like glitter...pretty pretty glitter. weeeee
Posted by: 52% at February 01, 2016 09:47 AM (kzdjp)
The more interesting race is Bernie versus the Global Crime Syndicate. Go Bern!
Posted by: MTF at February 01, 2016 09:47 AM (TxJGV)
Perhaps in Iowa prisons. Or prisons in general.
I'm hoping Mrs. Clinton will learn about it soon.
But then I'm an idealist who still holds on to this quaint notion called justice.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 01, 2016 09:47 AM (4nmNX)
If Trump wins, I'll be happy. If Cruz wins, I'll be happy. If Rubio win, I'll be sad.
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 09:45 AM (Fmupd)
^^this^^
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 09:47 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 09:48 AM (jlR94)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 01, 2016 09:48 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: gm at February 01, 2016 09:48 AM (K0tm3)
(imagine the something in italics, i don't have the skillz to do italics)
put the letter "I" between brackets "[ ]" at the beginning of what you want to italicize, then a forward slash and letter "I" between brackets to close the tag.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2016 09:30 AM (X6fMO)
IT'S A TRAP!!!!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 01, 2016 09:48 AM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at February 01, 2016 09:48 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 01, 2016 09:49 AM (kXoT0)
That endorsement from the New York Times is probably not as helpful as he would like to believe.
I don't remember who was talking but I loved this exchange on CNN yesterday:
Q: What does the NYT endorsement mean for Kasich in Iowa?
A: It means the end of Kasich in Iowa.
A:
Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at February 01, 2016 09:49 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 09:43 AM (jlR94)
And the prince only noticed when her foot filled up with blood.
Super observant, that guy!
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 09:49 AM (lIU4e)
Actually... more or less this. I'm not technically part of the Evangelical movement (at least, I've never heard that the churches of Christ qualify as that), but I think Christians across a broad spectrum are starting to realize that they've been whoring themselves out to Republicans, and many of them have decided to stop.
Which is not to say they suddenly support Democrats, but that they're no longer supporting Republicans as being morally any better than the Democrats.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 09:49 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2016 09:49 AM (kzdjp)
Circular Firing Squad
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at February 01, 2016 09:48 AM (3ZtZW)
That's not a prediction, that's the time just after breakfast and just before your fourth drink of the night.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 09:49 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 09:49 AM (0O7c5)
Oh, good, I'm not the only one. And it was both stepsisters--one cut off part of her heel, and one cut off her little toe.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 01, 2016 09:49 AM (vRQPU)
You mean here, or in Iowa after the Iowa caucus or both?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 09:50 AM (w4NZ8)
Well...
You got me there.
I guess there's not much one can do to game this out using reason.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 01, 2016 09:50 AM (4nmNX)
2) Cruz
3) Who cares?
It's a toss up between Trump and Cruz so you can swap 1 and 2 if you want to.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 01, 2016 09:50 AM (LXJ1e)
Hey! I've been meaning to email you. I need a shipping address.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 09:50 AM (kff5f)
I recall that. That wasn't Grimm, but he certainly had a lot of grim fairy tales.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 09:51 AM (w4NZ8)
Circular Firing Squad
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at February 01, 2016 09:48 AM (3ZtZW)
Here's my prediction: the sun will set in the west.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 09:51 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 09:51 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 01, 2016 09:51 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:51 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Vincent Freeman (Gattaca) at February 01, 2016 09:47 AM (NOIQH)
Agreed. I would like to see her lose IA, NH, and SC and then just start vomiting information about Obama and how he screwed her again by making her take the blame for Benghazi. She knows where he was and why he couldn't be bothered to take a call. I would betting a lot of money that it rhymes with mooning veggie.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 01, 2016 09:52 AM (kXoT0)
Mornin' Horde.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at February 01, 2016 09:52 AM (kXzR8)
http://tinyurl.com/h95pg67
Muslims in UK top 3million for first time
*Some parts of London are now almost 50 per cent Islamic, according to analysis from the Office for National Statistics.
And that is when you really begin to see how inclusive and moderate they are.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 09:52 AM (fWAjv)
Oh, good, I'm not the only one. And it was both stepsisters--one cut off part of her heel, and one cut off her little toe.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 01, 2016 09:49 AM (vRQPU)
Most fairy tales were quite horrible in their original forms.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 09:52 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: jwest at February 01, 2016 09:52 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: typo dynamofo at February 01, 2016 09:52 AM (L7nbe)
Be careful not to pass out into your shot glasses, people, I have it on good authority that landing face-first on a small round glass rim is painful.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 01, 2016 09:52 AM (6JL3d)
Signe Toly Anderson, a vocalist and original member of the Jefferson Airplane who left the band after its first record and was replaced by Grace Slick, has died. ...74 and had been suffering from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. ...died on the same day as Paul Kantner...
http://fxn.ws/23DU800
Posted by: mindful webworker - takes off at February 01, 2016 09:52 AM (TUUTu)
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Its what Republicans do. Like how Democrats throw money in a hole.
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at February 01, 2016 09:53 AM (3ZtZW)
And what he wrote today is his most amazing piece yet. It pissed me off, until I realized why he was saying he "loves Obamacare" and that he's right about its effectiveness.
He's in the bag for Trump.
We get data tonight.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 09:53 AM (xuouz)
Circular Firing Squad
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at February 01, 2016 09:48 AM (3ZtZW)
____
The whole point of primary season is that we are not all in one squad.
Posted by: The Nayden Broad at February 01, 2016 09:53 AM (1W6hE)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 01, 2016 09:53 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 09:51 AM (Fmupd)
Actually I think I care more about the Dems than our party. If hillary loses it begins to bury her and I want her buried
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2016 09:53 AM (kzdjp)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 09:53 AM (oT+49)
Posted by: The fat lady at February 01, 2016 09:54 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Pyrocles at February 01, 2016 09:54 AM (MYMcU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 09:54 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 01, 2016 09:55 AM (vRQPU)
Posted by: Hillary! at February 01, 2016 09:55 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2016 09:55 AM (kzdjp)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 09:55 AM (oT+49)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 01, 2016 09:55 AM (iONHu)
...except perhaps an elaborate comb-over.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 09:55 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 01, 2016 09:55 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:56 AM (8HTq1)
I now think we should ask each candidate three questions. And have to find out their real name. And roll out massive honing stones on election days.
No actual "reign of terror," though. The choruses don't handle it well.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 01, 2016 09:56 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Emmie at February 01, 2016 09:56 AM (ezXrF)
Bugs Bunny, "Run children. For she is a witch and means to eat you."
Hans to Witch Hazel, "Ach! Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 09:56 AM (jlR94)
Soaring immigration and sky high birth rates have seen the number in the country double in a little over a decade.
Some parts of London are now almost 50 per cent Islamic, according to analysis from the Office for National Statistics.
If current trends continue the areas could become majority Muslim within ten years.
One in four Muslims in England and Wales are under ten years old than in any other age group indicating a very high birth rate within the community.
Followers of Islam now make up one in every 20 people within the country.
Move the Nukes of of The UK NOW
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2016 09:57 AM (kzdjp)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Panache.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 09:57 AM (K/p7v)
for Supergrass?
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LOUx5mJ9gU
Most fairy tales were quite horrible in their original forms.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 09:52 AM (kpqmD)
Don't' forget about the evil step's getting their eyes pecked out by birds!
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 09:57 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 09:57 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:57 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: typo dynamofo at February 01, 2016 09:52 AM (L7nbe)
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I have an unhealthy fascination with those kinds of documentaries. Where'd you see it?
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 09:57 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: Vincent Freeman (Gattaca) at February 01, 2016 09:43 AM (NOIQH)
Leg extensions are a guy thing. There is all kinds of research to support the fact that very short men have a tough time compared to average or tall men. There are orthopedic surgeons who will lengthen the femur with a titanium rod. Being short does not really hurt a woman unless she is also very heavy.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 01, 2016 09:57 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2016 09:58 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 01, 2016 09:51 AM (2cS/G)
Yep. I'd love to see Hillary take it because there's no fucking way she could win. But there's soooo no fucking way she could win that she'll never make it to the summer. She'll be disgraced at the very least, and should be in jail.
What other dem can challenge Bernie?
We are about to learn if we still live in America or just another gray concrete socialist "community"
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 09:58 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2016 09:58 AM (lVU49)
And if they get one wrong, they are launched into the void?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 09:58 AM (K/p7v)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 09:58 AM (BK3ZS)
We lifted sanctions on Iran. So surely Iranians would show some gratitude and buy some American products, right? Nope. Iran Air just ordered 100 new aircraft from Airbus while Boeing got zero orders. Boeing's stock price took a 10% hit after the news.
Good times.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 01, 2016 09:58 AM (0LHZx)
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The usual blowin smoke up your ass bit from the minor leagues. No worries.
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at February 01, 2016 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 09:59 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 09:59 AM (oT+49)
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He sent a mail piece modeled after previous ones. Rubio sent a similar one. It's not illegal, but the IA SoS, who hates Cruz, blustered about it. Turns out Cruz's campaign manager/consultant is IA is a for IA Sect of State, so there's no reason to think the mail piece is a real problem.
It was all faux outrage from a certain quarter's supporters. Stupid as shit.
Posted by: The fat lady at February 01, 2016 09:59 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: ginaswo at February 01, 2016 09:59 AM (qxNrP)
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It doesn't matter who wins, we're going to hell in a handbasket.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 09:59 AM (YOxw1)
...except perhaps an elaborate comb-over.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 09:55 AM (NeFrd)
They sure can play spread option football though, huh?
Oh muh HAW
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 09:59 AM (xuouz)
And what he wrote today is his most amazing piece yet. It pissed me off, until I realized why he was saying he "loves Obamacare" and that he's right about its effectiveness.
He's in the bag for Trump.
We get data tonight.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 09:53 AM (xuouz)
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Scott Adam's appears to be the king of stupid ideas. Have Trump be President and have Sanders and Bloomberg present their policy ideas for him the choose from.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 01, 2016 09:59 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 10:00 AM (K/p7v)
Posted by: Y-not at February 01, 2016 10:00 AM (t5zYU)
Polls are done with calls to landlines. Trump's support tends to be older people. Older people have more land lines than younger people. Ergo: polls could be oversampling Trump support.
Same could be said for Clinton's support in relation to Sanders.
Posted by: David
The challenge will be to see if we can 48 hours worth of speculation and predictions in before the results are posted this evening.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 01, 2016 10:00 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:01 AM (oT+49)
It's a play on the Phrase " Burn Bernie Burn"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2016 10:01 AM (kzdjp)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 10:01 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: nordische amerindian at February 01, 2016 10:02 AM (rjOI1)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:01 AM (oT+49)
???
Is there a Kennedy running or Gary hart?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2016 10:02 AM (kzdjp)
It doesn't matter who wins, we're going to hell in a handbasket.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 09:59 AM (
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Ah, so that's what it means!
Posted by: Emmie at February 01, 2016 10:02 AM (ezXrF)
of the wicked step-sisters mutilated her foot to try and get the
slipper to fit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 09:43 AM (jlR94)
And the prince only noticed when her foot filled up with blood.
Super observant, that guy!
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 09:49 AM (lIU4e)
The analysis I found was that it was originally a fur slipper.
(lots of nudging and winking and ewww faces)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2016 10:02 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 01, 2016 09:59 AM (LXJ1e)
He's setting up his liberal readers to accept a Trump presidency. He's in the bag for Trump, and has been since, by my guess, October.
In today's post he says the only options he likes are Trump and Sanders, because he believes in firing the government. But he makes fun of Sanders for not being able to do math, while taking no shot at Trump.
I can't tell if he's full of shit or not, but he's really good at this style of writing he's cooked up. You can tell how being a cartoonist helps him.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 10:02 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Trump in 2016 at February 01, 2016 10:03 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:03 AM (oT+49)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 01, 2016 10:03 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 10:03 AM (jlR94)
Posted by: Emmie at February 01, 2016 10:03 AM (ezXrF)
And if they get one wrong, they are launched into the void?
Posted by: rickb223
Careful, that's a double-edged sword.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 01, 2016 10:03 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 10:04 AM (Fmupd)
Signe Toly Anderson, a vocalist and original member of the Jefferson Airplane who left the band after its first record and was replaced by Grace Slick, has died
The only other time I've ever seen the name "Signe" was an actress of Danish parentage named Signe Auen. She was a silent star in the 'teens and 'twenties, changing her name to the more easily pronounced "Seena Owen."
https://goo.gl/LHfGms
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2016 10:04 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 01, 2016 10:04 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Pyrocles at February 01, 2016 09:54 AM (MYMcU)
There is a certain very misguided section of Evangelicals who mistakenly believe that if we bring muslims to America, land of religious freedom, that they will freely choose Christianity. This belief completely ignores the fact that they despise Christianity and that they see no reason to convert and become outcasts from their friends and families.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 01, 2016 10:04 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 01, 2016 10:04 AM (5FQVt)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 10:04 AM (BK3ZS)
Oh, I can think of a few things!! *tee hee*
Posted by: Steve Croft at February 01, 2016 10:04 AM (NOIQH)
In keeping with this thread's theme:
1. Bewitched.
2. Bothered.
3. Bewildered.
#freshhell
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2016 10:04 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 10:05 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 10:05 AM (BK3ZS)
with messy hair, clothing askew, missing panties and awash in
unidentifiable liquids. She will arise, coughing, to light up a smoke
and then blearily ask, "Where'd everybody go? Is that all there is?"
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There'll be a pile of cash (or at least an IOU that has never been dishonored) on her night table.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 10:05 AM (YOxw1)
Hansel and Gretel were being abandoned to die in the woods because their parents couldn't afford to feed them.
That's in the fairy tale because that's a thing that used to happen.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud Nitwit Lion at February 01, 2016 10:06 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 10:06 AM (/tuJf)
Proof Hillary would be Obama's third term.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zn969h3
I hope this guy doesn't get his car keyed in Cambridge, MA
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 10:06 AM (w4NZ8)
Bernie +8 over Cankles.
Trump +6 and +11 over Cruz and Rubio respectively.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 01, 2016 10:06 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:06 AM (oT+49)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 10:06 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Steve Croft at February 01, 2016 10:06 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 10:06 AM (jlR94)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:06 AM (oT+49)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:06 AM (oT+49)
1. Winner 2. Winner 3. Winner
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 10:07 AM (xuouz)
Very naive POV of them in my opinion.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 10:07 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: The Burning Times at February 01, 2016 10:07 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 10:07 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 01, 2016 10:07 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:08 AM (oT+49)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 10:07 AM (xuouz)
1. Winner 2. Winner 3. Chicken Dinner
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 10:08 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2016 10:08 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 10:08 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 01, 2016 10:08 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 10:08 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 10:08 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2016 10:08 AM (HalrA)
***
Oh my!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 10:09 AM (NeFrd)
2. Boob Missile Launchers.
3. Machine Gun Panties.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 10:06 AM (jlR94)
Heh. I like your list.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 10:09 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 01, 2016 10:09 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:09 AM (oT+49)
As in Sweet Meteor of Death being a cometary impact or a large asteroid?
Or Sweet Microbes of Death - Ebola or Zika?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 10:09 AM (jlR94)
2.SMOD
3. At this point, what difference does it make?
Gamma ray burst is gaining support.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 01, 2016 10:09 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 10:08 AM (xuouz)
Half of them seem to be 'skiing' ones!
Also, I love Timothy Dalton. So there.
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 10:09 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Pyrocles
He's probably in a big hurry to get to heaven and not willing to wait for natural causes do their thing.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 01, 2016 10:09 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 10:10 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 01, 2016 10:10 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 10:10 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 01, 2016 10:09 AM (659DL)
Can I write-in for Carrington Event?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2016 10:10 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 10:10 AM (8HTq1)
Or Sweet Microbes of Death - Ebola or Zika?
Ooh, so many options for SMOD?
I was thinking the meteor one, because after that, who will be around to care what comes next?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 10:10 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 10:10 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 10:10 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 01, 2016 10:11 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 01, 2016 10:11 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 10:11 AM (jlR94)
Death, Destruction, Pestilence, and Famine.
OR
As the are also known:
Stuhldreher, Crowley, Miller and Layden
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2016 10:11 AM (kzdjp)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 10:11 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:09 AM (oT+49)
Pretty sure it's badgers all the way down and Mushroom with a still notable 13th place finish.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 10:11 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:11 AM (oT+49)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 10:10 AM (0O7c5)
You just triggered a childhood Sunday School flashback.
Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2016 10:11 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 10:11 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 01, 2016 10:00 AM (kfcYC)
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Challenge accepted!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 10:11 AM (zK5dm)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at February 01, 2016 10:12 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:09 AM (oT+49)
1. Footy
2. Footy
3. England
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 10:12 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2016 10:12 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 01, 2016 10:12 AM (PFy0L)
Anything looks cool set to that guitar riff, even pizza-pieing down a blue trail in an 80s snow/pant-suit.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 10:12 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 10:12 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 10:12 AM (Fmupd)
Ebola was a tease and a slacker. And Zika, well half the damn nation's pinheads already, nobody will notice a difference.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 10:12 AM (9krrF)
Too bad. The rest is probably good too, as advertised. But you couldn't help yourself and this form is flatly rejected. Have a good day. ISAIDGOODDAY!
Posted by: bour3 at February 01, 2016 10:12 AM (5x3+2)
And it's Shadrach, not Hadrach.
Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2016 10:12 AM (UWlp+)
the computer ate my s
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 10:13 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 01, 2016 10:13 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: The Burning Times at February 01, 2016 10:13 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:13 AM (oT+49)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2016 10:13 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 10:13 AM (jlR94)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 10:13 AM (kpqmD)
http://tinyurl.com/ju4qvzl
Bill Clinton or Bill Cosby?
*hint- Heyyyy heyyyy Heyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 10:13 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 01, 2016 10:13 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2016 10:13 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 10:13 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 10:12 AM (9krrF)
Half this country's fucking lucky that breathing is an autonomous function, or they'd forget how.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2016 10:14 AM (HalrA)
1. I have stubby fingers. I think it's a Scottish thing
2. The establishment candidate is Hillary. For both parties
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 10:14 AM (zOTsN)
It looked almost exactly like the suit dog trainers wear when they do bite training.
She looked like she weighed over 200 pounds.
Posted by: Who Knows at February 01, 2016 10:14 AM (W+Itt)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2016 10:14 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 10:14 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 01, 2016 10:14 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 10:14 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 01, 2016 09:51 AM (2cS/G)
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Another view is that the whole Bernie vs Hillary "race" is nothing but a sideshow. The real action will come after the FBI makes its move. So let the Dems think the future of their party and the White House comes down to a choice between the serial liar and the raving old socialist. Their true fate is waiting in the wings.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 10:14 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 10:14 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 10:10 AM (0O7c5)
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Shadrach (actually, he spelled it Shadrack) was the name of my ancestor who fought in the revolution.
Useless trivia for the day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 10:14 AM (zK5dm)
But some are now pushing for women to not get pregnant, or abort if they do. Like a slow-motion population car crash. Zika = "City of Men" type scenario....
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 10:14 AM (NOIQH)
Hmm. Joseph Campbell, call your office.
In that case:
1. Ping
2. Pang
3. Pong
Best impersonation of political commentators on the operatic stage since the Seven Hebrews in Salome. (Wagner wasn't really a Nazi. Strauss? KulturMinisterium).
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 01, 2016 10:15 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 01, 2016 10:15 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 10:15 AM (jlR94)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 01, 2016 10:15 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 10:13 AM (NeFrd)
I hate you so much right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 10:16 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 10:14 AM (YOxw1)
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How pissed will Sanders' supporters be if Hillary drops out of the race, he seems poised for victory, and then Joe Biden gets some rule changes that lets him become the nominee?
Good luck getting the Obama coalition back together after that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 10:16 AM (zK5dm)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2016 10:16 AM (X6fMO)
4. Deep dark depression
5. Excessive misery
6. Bad luck
7. No luck at all
8. Jeb
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 10:16 AM (NeFrd)
She looked like she weighed over 200 pounds.
Posted by: Who Knows at February 01, 2016 10:14 AM (W+Itt)
She prefers that you describe her weight in "stones". You do the math.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 10:16 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 10:16 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 10:17 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2016 10:12 AM (UWlp+)
Actually, if you want to get technical, it's Hananiah, Azariah, and Mishael.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 01, 2016 10:17 AM (vRQPU)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2016 10:10 AM (HalrA)
IF you want to plunge us all into failure and disaster, sure why not?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2016 10:17 AM (q2o38)
It will start with burning things down. First just some buildings, then most buildings, then, we'll begin to realize, all of them. We won't be able to stop ourselves.
Once we're living in a sea of charred rubble, a second strange behavior will begin. Pieces of the rubble will begin turning up further and further afield. The wood and rebar...the stones...scattered.
Finally you'll see the strangest behavior of all. We'll all be salting the ground those burned and scattered buildings occupied.
And that's when we'll realize there's only one person selling salt in all the world in the aftermath of the burning times... AllenG.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 10:17 AM (xuouz)
...except perhaps an elaborate comb-over.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 09:55 AM (NeFrd)
not even a baby foot, or hands? i like feet, as long as they are clean and taken care of.
Posted by: willow at February 01, 2016 10:17 AM (zr/u2)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2016 10:17 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 01, 2016 10:17 AM (XtAzU)
1. Hillary
2. Rodham
3. Clinton
She is the preferred candidate for the establishment of both parties now
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 10:17 AM (zOTsN)
1. Ginger. 2. Mary Ann. 3. Mrs Howell.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2016 10:17 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 10:18 AM (K/p7v)
My evangelical brother supports Sanders or Clinton. He just switched to the Democrat party due to his open borders support. He wants Syrian immigrants, and lots of them. He sees more potential converts, I guess.
Posted by: Pyrocles
Man, that's depressing. He can become a missionary and evangelize them if he'd like, the way missionaries used to.
But why is he ok with inflicting this danger and expense on his neighbors?
If he's too scared to proselytize in Syria, he can do it in Europe, even England. No language barrier.
Posted by: angela urkel at February 01, 2016 10:18 AM (b2qGx)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 01, 2016 10:19 AM (5FQVt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 10:19 AM (jlR94)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 10:19 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 10:09 AM (lIU4e)
I thought I was the only one!
Posted by: @votermom at February 01, 2016 10:19 AM (cbfNE)
The Man in the Low Castle
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 01, 2016 10:19 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2016 10:19 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 01, 2016 09:46 AM (4nmNX)
Which seems to be one of the more brilliant strategies this season.
Posted by: jwb7605 at February 01, 2016 10:20 AM (DofIg)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 10:20 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: willow at February 01, 2016 10:20 AM (zr/u2)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 10:17 AM (zOTsN)
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I can't see how that's even remotely possible now.
She's so mired in corruption (and everyone knows it) that she won't be able to effectively govern at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 10:20 AM (zK5dm)
Posted by: willow at February 01, 2016 10:20 AM (zr/u2)
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 10:09 AM (lIU4e)
I thought I was the only one!
Posted by: @votermom at February 01, 2016 10:19 AM (cbfNE)
Please submit your Moron cards for appropriate shaming.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 01, 2016 10:20 AM (659DL)
311 1. Tinky-winky 2. La-La 3. Dipsy 4. Po
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 10:13 AM (NeFrd)
* golf clap *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 10:21 AM (BK3ZS)
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I imagine because he doesn't see it as danger and expense. He sees it as opportunity to convert the poor, misguided not-yet-Christian.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 10:21 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:21 AM (oT+49)
Thus allowing Congress free reign.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 10:21 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 01, 2016 10:21 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 10:21 AM (/tuJf)
Dang. I actually miss that show. The only time I found Buck Owens entertaining.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 01, 2016 10:21 AM (4nmNX)
Germany hands out cartoon etiquette guides at swimming baths after dozens of women were groped by migrants
http://tinyurl.com/gtt7hqp
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 10:21 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2016 10:21 AM (q2o38)
Ginger is still for sale
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/ginger-island
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 10:19 AM (jlR94)
I wonder if we could set up a horde-wide GoFundMe to buy a future Hordetopia...
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2016 10:21 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:21 AM (oT+49)
Why import when the natives are in need themselves?
Some people. Sheesh.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 10:21 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 10:21 AM (Fmupd)
for later use against those that tell us we better get on board.
Posted by: willow at February 01, 2016 10:22 AM (zr/u2)
2.ICBMs
3.SLBMs
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 10:20 AM (8HTq1)
Stupid Zoomie. You can't even FIND the Boomers.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 01, 2016 10:22 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 10:22 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 01, 2016 10:22 AM (iQIUe)
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So you finished his book?
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at February 01, 2016 10:22 AM (kXzR8)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2016 10:22 AM (E6RIJ)
2.ICBMs
3.SLBMs
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 10:20 AM (8HTq1)
4. MIRV'd ICBMs and SLBMs
Posted by: Mainah at February 01, 2016 10:22 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 10:13 AM (NeFrd)
I hate you so much right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 10:16 AM (kpqmD)
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Eh-oh!
Posted by: teletubbies teletubbies say at February 01, 2016 10:22 AM (cbfNE)
While I was sitting on a jury.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 10:22 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 10:21 AM (9krrF)
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She'll still be able to stop just about anything, and Congress isn't exactly united on much these days especially not enough to get anything of meaning through a veto.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 10:22 AM (zK5dm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 10:23 AM (jlR94)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2016 10:23 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2016 10:23 AM (bzd8I)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 10:23 AM (K/p7v)
All the old Cold War senators, all the k street lobbyists, all the CEOs
They want Hillary. She represents business as usual. Predicatability. They do not care about anything else
The FBI can "want" her indicted all they please. Nothing will happen without DOJ. If they really want it, the head of the FBI abou.d resign in protest
He won't. Clinton represents business as usual. She is the establishment choice
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 10:23 AM (zOTsN)
2. Pistol
3. Shotgun
or if you prefer;
1. Foil
2. Epee
3. Saber
Posted by: Kindltot
1. Longsword
2. Broadsword
3. Claymore
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 10:23 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:23 AM (oT+49)
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 10:09 AM (lIU4e)
I thought I was the only one!
Posted by: @votermom at February 01, 2016 10:19 AM (cbfNE)
Nope! He was on a chuck a few years back and was still kind of sexy, if a bit old.
James Bond days? rawr!
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 10:23 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 10:23 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 10:24 AM (oT+49)
women
children
Posted by: willow at February 01, 2016 10:20 AM (zr/u2)
Trigger warning next time please you gender binaryist you!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 10:24 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 10:24 AM (xuouz)
So if she can't get anything done, and Congress can't get anything done...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 10:24 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Cary Grant at February 01, 2016 10:24 AM (oT+49)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2016 10:24 AM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: The Burning Times at February 01, 2016 10:24 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 10:25 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Global Warming made Hillary a crook at February 01, 2016 10:25 AM (T1Jm0)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 10:25 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 01, 2016 10:25 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 01, 2016 10:25 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2016 10:25 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: willow at February 01, 2016 10:25 AM (zr/u2)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 10:25 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2016 10:26 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 01, 2016 10:26 AM (vRQPU)
Posted by: Global Warming made Hillary a crook at February 01, 2016 10:25 AM (T1Jm0)
Jeb is Pappy O'Daniel's patsy from O Brother! Where Art Thou?
"We gotta get us some of that ree-form!"
"You stupid sumbitch, we can't run on reform when we're the damn incumbent! Thank god your mother died giving birth to ya. If she'd a seen ya she'd a died of shame."
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 10:26 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 10:27 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 10:27 AM (jlR94)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 10:27 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: willow at February 01, 2016 10:27 AM (zr/u2)
Lincoln please don't get in a fight. You don't know if he has a gun, or will stab you or sue you or get you arrested
Please please dont
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 10:27 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2016 10:27 AM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2016 10:27 AM (LUgeY)
We would have nothing to fear from a Clinton Presidency?
Naw. Having lived and served under the last one, one thing I know is...
It Can Get Worse.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 01, 2016 10:27 AM (4nmNX)
**Will the residents of Iowa be able to finally enjoy a meal n a diner without being harassed by Rick Santorum? Never.
**Can Rubio or Cruz tear a victory away from Trump's small, stubby, trollish fingers? No.
Posted by: General Zod at February 01, 2016 10:28 AM (Bdeb0)
Rumor also that NBC has a negative piece they are sitting on.
Sigh.....I hope Cruz pulls this out and starts the Donald into single digit territory.
Posted by: sharon at February 01, 2016 10:28 AM (p7gB8)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 10:28 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 10:28 AM (jlR94)
Shower
Shave
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2016 10:27 AM (E6RIJ)
Shoot. Shovel. Shutup!
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 10:28 AM (lIU4e)
James Bond days? rawr!
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 10:23 AM (lIU4e)
It's those devilish green eyes.
Posted by: teletubbies teletubbies say at February 01, 2016 10:28 AM (cbfNE)
Not because of the reasons ThunderB mentioned - you can't coach scared. Because you don't want to take a shitty emotional situation and make it a shitty legal situation.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 01, 2016 10:28 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Cornfed at February 01, 2016 10:29 AM (mkO+I)
Why do you think McConnell or Ryan would fight her?
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 10:29 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 10:30 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: willow at February 01, 2016 10:30 AM (zr/u2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 10:30 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 10:30 AM (NeFrd)
2. Larry the Cucumber
3. Junior Asparagus
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 01, 2016 10:26 AM (vRQPU)
...we never take a bath
Posted by: we are the grapes of wrath... at February 01, 2016 10:31 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2016 10:31 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: willow at February 01, 2016 10:31 AM (zr/u2)
How about this?
1. Kiss on my list
2. You make my dreams
3. Sarah smile
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 10:31 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2016 10:31 AM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: Cornfed at February 01, 2016 10:29 AM (mkO+I)
I'm still not sure planning to come in 3rd is the best strategy.
Millard Fillmore came in third, if you remember.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2016 10:32 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 01, 2016 10:32 AM (659DL)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 10:29 AM (zOTsN)
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To be fair to Ryan, he does seem to want to get things done. You may not agree with those things, but he's trying. He seems more inclined to think his job is to improve America as opposed to McConnell who seems to believe that his job is to win the next election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 10:32 AM (zK5dm)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 01, 2016 10:32 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 10:32 AM (0O7c5)
lies
cries
denies
Posted by: willow at February 01, 2016 10:33 AM (zr/u2)
Posted by: Big Ben - Bonnie Blue Party at February 01, 2016 10:33 AM (T82re)
20 GOTO 10
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 10:33 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Who Knows at February 01, 2016 10:14 AM (W+Itt)
She certainly outweighs Bill. In that --gag shudder spit--photo op of them cuddling, she looked much larger. He has also shrunk down from his 6'1" height to about 5'9", he was barely taller than her 5'7" plus 2 inch heels. They both look like cadavers.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 01, 2016 10:33 AM (kXoT0)
lol phoenix, that is a blast from the past. how crude that was!
Posted by: willow at February 01, 2016 10:31 AM (zr/u2)
lol
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 10:33 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2016 10:32 AM (q2o3
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Like it was yesterday.
Actually, I am ready a biography of Zachary Taylor and just got through his nomination which included a section on the selection of his VP running mate, Fillmore.
Sort of a funny little coincidence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 10:33 AM (zK5dm)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 10:33 AM (K/p7v)
20 GOTO 10
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 10:33 AM (fWAjv)
That's pretty BASIC, man.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2016 10:34 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 10:35 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2016 10:35 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 10:32 AM (zK5dm)
????
What is Ryan trying to get done
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2016 10:35 AM (kzdjp)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 10:23 AM
1. Larry 2. Darryl 3. Darryl
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2016 10:35 AM (bzd8I)
Posted by: willow at February 01, 2016 10:35 AM (zr/u2)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 01, 2016 10:35 AM (kXoT0)
20 GOTO 10
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 10:33 AM (fWAjv)
That's pretty BASIC, man.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2016 10:34 AM (q2o3
Hey, you ASCII'd for it
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 10:35 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 10:35 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: rrpjr at February 01, 2016 10:35 AM (s/yC1)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 10:36 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 10:36 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: @votermom at February 01, 2016 10:36 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2016 10:35 AM (kzdjp)
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He's talking about tax reform. He's trying to get 12 separate appropriations bills out instead of an omnibus (which is cold comfort after the cromnibus, but still).
He's all about making a positive and proactive message for what the Republican Party stands for. Something McConnell and Boehner never tried to accomplish.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 10:36 AM (zK5dm)
Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2016 10:12 AM (UWlp+)
Actually, if you want to get technical, it's Hananiah, Azariah, and Mishael.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at February 01, 2016 10:17 AM (vRQPU)
I gather they were assigned Chaldean names (Shadrach et al) by king's decree when they entered KingNebuchadezzar's service andbefore the unpleasantness in the fiery furnace.
They should've known something was up since Shadrach, Mesach, and Abendego translate to 'Rare, Medium and Well Done' in Chaldean.
Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2016 10:36 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 01, 2016 10:36 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 01, 2016 10:37 AM (2cS/G)
1. Chip
2. Robbie
3. Ernie
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2016 10:27 AM
~~~
1. Mike
2. Robbie
3. Chip
Guess you're younger than I am.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2016 10:37 AM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 10:36 AM (zOTsN)
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That's a huge change from when Obama got no corporate support....oh wait. Sorry, that didn't happen. At all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 10:37 AM (zK5dm)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 10:37 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 10:37 AM (0O7c5)
I finished David Eisenhower's history of the Mexican American war, and Taylor was apparently picked because Polk didn't have anyone better, but Polk was afraid his military victories would make him an unstoppable Whig candidate.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2016 10:38 AM (q2o38)
*thankfully I have no loved ones
**sending her pics with impunity
*** WOW O.O
http://tinyurl.com/gqxol3r
(SFW-bikini though)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 10:38 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 10:38 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: willow at February 01, 2016 10:38 AM (zr/u2)
it really should be called the maze caucus
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 10:37 AM (0O7c5)
Whoever gets out of the labyrinth first wins?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2016 10:38 AM (HalrA)
Reminds me of my younger days. Stud's got my vote for sure.
It worked for me.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 01, 2016 10:38 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 10:36 AM (zK5dm)
!Yawn! That has absolutely no meaning after Cromnibus.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 01, 2016 10:38 AM (kXoT0)
423 Apropos of nothing, GE just announced it's going to stop making those CFL curlyque bulbs and it's switching to LED bulbs. (Full disclosure: I like LED bulbs and think they're the superior of the two. They are pricey, though.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 10:30 AM (9krrF)
And right there we see laid bare the blatant payoff to GE and its ilk from Fred Upton and the other shills behind the incandescent bulb ban. LEDs were going to get to the top eventually, but the cronies needed a stash of "tide us over" cash in the meantime. I loathe those bastards.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 10:39 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Clinton Global Foundation at February 01, 2016 10:39 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 01, 2016 10:37 AM (2cS/G)
Over what? And how is he still working? I assume he'd be fired the moment it happened.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 10:39 AM (fWAjv)
He isn't interested in making it smaller
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 10:37 AM (zOTsN)
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That's probably true, but it's also true that he wants to be proactive. If we can get him in league with Cruz, who does seem to want to minimize the government's footprint, then we could have a dynamic duo who could get something accomplished.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 10:39 AM (zK5dm)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 10:40 AM (K/p7v)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 01, 2016 10:40 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Hot Gates at February 01, 2016 10:41 AM (KJZeR)
I'm 5'7''. She doesn't 5'7'' to me, Sherry. She waddles like a lady at work that's probably 5'1''.
Posted by: Lea at February 01, 2016 10:41 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 10:41 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: @votermom at February 01, 2016 10:42 AM (cbfNE)
I finished David Eisenhower's history of the Mexican American war, and Taylor was apparently picked because Polk didn't have anyone better, but Polk was afraid his military victories would make him an unstoppable Whig candidate.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2016 10:38 AM (q2o3
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Holman Hamilton's biography.
From what I understand based on this biography and the Polk biography I read, Polk had a fear and dislike of Scott, giving command of the army to Taylor.
After Taylor won the battle of Monterey, he gave the opposing general extremely generous terms of surrender (they all walk out, with their guns, and no fighting for 8 weeks) which pissed off Polk who in turn gave command back to Scott.
The funny thing about it all is that Taylor wasn't that good of a general. His victory at Palo Alto was mostly due to his artillery and his victory at Monterey was considered at best messy by his fellow generals (he unnecessarily lost a lot of men going to the center of the town in some brash charges).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 01, 2016 10:43 AM (zK5dm)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 01, 2016 10:43 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: @votermom at February 01, 2016 10:44 AM (cbfNE)
I don't care who gets nominated.
I don't care if they can or cannot do the job.
I have no illusions my vote will count nor if my vote will elect a competent person who can and will do the job.
I will not vote for a democrat.
Posted by: obsidian at February 01, 2016 10:45 AM (ARK2U)
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 10:45 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: @votermom at February 01, 2016 10:46 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: thethirdman at February 01, 2016 10:51 AM (6Q67I)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 01, 2016 10:57 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Unnerva, Interpreter of Daydreams at February 01, 2016 10:57 AM (O4NI/)
Posted by: Prince Matchabelli at February 01, 2016 10:58 AM (zmZ2x)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 01, 2016 09:15 AM (kXoT0)
I am in the same boat. Have a land line for security, and for DSL. Have cell phone and satellite TV, and get to exeprience the down side of the cell service, in an area that is not urban, therefore the cell service can be spotty, and very much affected by the weather.
I just got a cold call on the landline from the National Republican Senatorial Committee, about what, I don't know or care. I hung up.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2016 10:59 AM (TKQrK)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 01, 2016 10:30 AM (9krrF)
And right there we see laid bare the blatant payoff to GE and its ilk from Fred Upton and the other shills behind the incandescent bulb ban. LEDs were going to get to the top eventually, but the cronies needed a stash of "tide us over" cash in the meantime. I loathe those bastards.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 10:39 AM (BK3ZS)
I can't believe the govt. isn't going to ride in and ban CFL bulbs, to force everyone to buy LED"s from GE.
You know, the govt. finally has figured out that the CFL 's are toxic because they have mercury in them......
By the way, you can still buy incandescents through Newcandescent in NJ.
http://www.newcandescent.com/frosted-incandescent-light-bulbs/
Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2016 11:05 AM (TKQrK)
establishment media wants to ride his pony back to Washington where he
lives. I have heard every reason why Trump won't win and this might be
my favorite: Nothing. I hope the anti-Trump establishment are all
beating their voodoo drums real hard today
Posted by: thethirdman at February 01, 2016 10:51 AM (6Q67I)
Cruz is not establishment... the are a few legitimate criticisms to be made about Cruz. That he is a get along go along sell out is not one of them.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 01, 2016 11:10 AM (NPofj)
Oh,
God, I hope not. Specifically, I hope Rubio gets stomped like a narc at
a biker rally. I loathe that man and don't trust his sudden"tough on
immigration" lies.
And yes, I'm sure Trump is lying, too. They're all liars, every last one of them. The only question is, which liar will do the least damage?
Frankly, this whole godforsaken country is overdue for a Reign of Terror.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2016 09:16 AM (X6fMO
I agree about Rubio but I think the last 7 years have been reign of terrorish enough.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 01, 2016 11:30 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: goon at February 01, 2016 11:39 AM (gy5kE)
Thinking Trump would do the least damage is the real crux of the issue.
Rubio gets distracted by one issue.
Trump is good on one issue.
And we can't even be sure that issue was anymore than playing to the crowd.
Trump is a total gamble.
For decades it has annoyed me when celebrities voiced opinions on politics... shut up and entertain me!
Now we are about to give one of the loudest the Whitehouse. I know for sure he does not care about the small things that matter for most of us in our everyday life. Trump's perspective is HUGE, that means the things I care about are only bargaining chips to him.
Posted by: petunia at February 01, 2016 11:55 AM (VoCyE)
If the GOP can't get rid of ethanol mandates and subsidies, its worthless.
Posted by: sarahw at February 01, 2016 11:58 AM (3fTXW)
CRUZ 2016 2020
Posted by: Jock-Strap at February 01, 2016 11:59 AM (Tqo9Y)
Posted by: sarahw at February 01, 2016 11:59 AM (3fTXW)
I am sick of politics and we have many more months to go. ugh. harf.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 01, 2016 12:16 PM (7lqMl)
*shuffles data pages*
Ahhhh, no, not Ted Cruz.
Posted by: Drider at February 01, 2016 12:19 PM (bdzyz)
Okay, I just hate seeing Iowa get fawned over by people who forget about it for the other 4 years of the Presidential cycle.
Also, who does Iowa think it is being first? It's only Iowa! It's not Missouri, long-standing target of Grandpa Simpson's ire. Nor is it Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes and 1 Prince!
Iowa's motto should be: "We're not even cool enough to be Kentucky."
So yeah, Iowa, get off your high horse and stop trying to be first with your non-voting all-yelling selection process.
Posted by: PaperworkNinja at February 01, 2016 12:33 PM (J991N)
you mean "Happy Gilmore"? Bob Barker as VP?!?!?
Posted by: Paladin at February 01, 2016 12:44 PM (WujO7)
want to italicize, then a forward slash and letter "I" between brackets
to close the tag.
Any deviation from this well get you the Barrel.
Posted by: Paladin at February 01, 2016 12:50 PM (WujO7)
I so hope it is 1.Cruz, 2. Trump, 3. Rubio.
If Ted and The Donald finish in the top two in all primaries, what a better repudiation of the GOPee Establishment and the Bushyrovie Hispandering.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 01, 2016 12:52 PM (GsebS)
If the GOP can't get rid of ethanol mandates and subsidies, its worthless.
For effective border control and immigration curtailment, we could put up with lame ethanol subsidies.....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 01, 2016 12:54 PM (GsebS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 01, 2016 01:14 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 01, 2016 01:18 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Papa Juan at February 01, 2016 01:23 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Debbie Duz at February 01, 2016 01:29 PM (1H9ox)
I thought that if we elected him he was going to beat Pelosi into the ground with the conservatism club,
Rush is going to be upset about this.
Posted by: Drider at February 01, 2016 01:31 PM (bdzyz)
Posted by: sarahw at February 01, 2016 01:41 PM (3fTXW)
Did I say TRUMP!!!!!
HELL YES I did !!!
Let's get this party going!
Posted by: gonzotx at February 01, 2016 02:27 PM (eV1YV)
Well, not in Iowa you haven't because they don't exist! The old people are the most involved around here and they seem to support Trump to a person.
I don't understand it.
My prediction...Trump, then Cruz, then Rubio. I think Rubio lost some of us working in the brag that his wife was a Dolphin cheerleader: http://mashable.com/2016/01/08/marco-rubio-super-bowl-fail/#_rp0Hiht6sqw
Posted by: sgmstv at February 01, 2016 02:40 PM (T0dFH)
Posted by: Jimmy at February 02, 2016 09:10 PM (CdEiq)
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