Animal Planet: Snoop Dogg Style - Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Whilst we await the gardening post, how about a little furry entertainment?

Doing it as only he could, Snoop Dogg narrates Animal Planet. It's even better than Gin 'N Juice.

Snoop Dogg narrating Planet Earth is one of the most iconic things of 2016 thus far pic.twitter.com/ykD6U4F8Ua
— Animal Plizzanet (@AnimalPlizanet) January 29, 2016

There is now a petition to have Snoop Dogg narrate Planet Earth.

I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 12:15 PM

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1 They backin' that gator up.

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2016 12:23 PM (GgxVX)

2 I'd sign a petition for Snoop Dog to disappear quietly and be forgotten. I don't think he speaks that way as an affectation, I think he's lost so many brain cells to weed that's just what it sounds like when he tries to talk.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 12:23 PM (39g3+)

3 Sportorized .303 with thumbhole-stock fixes all of that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 30, 2016 12:24 PM (tv9zS)

4 Does that come with English subtitles?

Posted by: Tommygun411 at January 30, 2016 12:24 PM (4fCG9)

5 It wasn't half time, it's in the oven though

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2016 12:25 PM (hk3Fb)

6 Well it might help deep urban youths to get into nature

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2016 12:27 PM (hk3Fb)

7 What animal dat is? Well, Snoop, it appears to be some species of river weasel.

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2016 12:28 PM (GgxVX)

8 " Does that come with English subtitles?"

Croc' Dundee didn't need any of that shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 30, 2016 12:29 PM (tv9zS)

9 How much impact does Snoop really have with anyone but rich white people these days? His last big hit was mumbling a few lines with Katy Perry six years ago. Do urban kids even know who he is any more?

Its like advertising with Michael Jordan. I remember as a kid all I knew Joe Dimaggio for was the guy who sold Mr Coffee.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 12:29 PM (39g3+)

10 "Oh yeah. *blubblubblub goes the bong* That mudda fucka gator gonna be eatin' dat bird good tonite. He be actin' all crunk and shit."

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2016 12:30 PM (89T5c)

11 Release the Corgi!

http://time.com/4079724/corgi-doctor-who/

Posted by: Fewenuff at January 30, 2016 12:31 PM (T/sbU)

12 Oh stewardess, I speak Jive.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at January 30, 2016 12:31 PM (dlIzT)

13 that's odd. I could've sworn I changed my name to "Snoop Lion". And lions are much more a cause celebe than mere canines, thanks to Cecil.

Posted by: Calvin Broadus at January 30, 2016 12:33 PM (b2qGx)

14 Pass dat shit. Man, I gots a job to do. Deez animals ain't gonna narrate demselves, bitch.

Posted by: Snoop at January 30, 2016 12:34 PM (89T5c)

15 Common Core biology instruction. Book it.

Posted by: Alamo at January 30, 2016 12:34 PM (cuot+)

16 Reminds me of the jokes my classmates and I made in grade school when they'd show nature filmstrips in class.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 30, 2016 12:35 PM (UypUQ)

17 Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.

Yeah, that'd need a subtitle.

IMO, let's let him try his hand at the legendary standard of narration. Yes ladies and germs, I'm talking about the Great Honey Badger Narration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb6bWsa_LdQ

If he can't do better than that, he doesn't deserve the job.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2016 12:35 PM (LUgeY)

18 That Michael Vick. What a horrid person.

Posted by: Calvin Broadus at January 30, 2016 12:36 PM (b2qGx)

19 Wat is deez animals? Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Snoop at January 30, 2016 12:36 PM (89T5c)

20 Planet Earf is not a safe place to be. "Things" will get you.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 30, 2016 12:37 PM (tv9zS)

21 President Obama signed an executive order banning solitary confinement for juvenile federal prisoners. He's contemplating banning it for all federal prisoners. Because its mean, you see. Unfair.

Meanwhile the six guys that kid shivved on orders of the gang he belongs to died. I guess they don't feel bad about it. They don't feel anything at all.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 12:38 PM (39g3+)

22 Homey was dropping f-bombs every other word when he was talking about the racist Oscars. Passion.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2016 12:38 PM (BngQR)

23 Someone should have given snoop a scorecard to species. Those are otters.

Posted by: Kindlot at January 30, 2016 12:39 PM (q2o38)

24 Those are otters.

Whatever, cracker, homey don't need no honkey scorecard for your white devil "species" whatever the f*** that s*** is

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 12:40 PM (39g3+)

25 Side-bar Funky Forest, file that under Not Nuked Enough.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2016 12:42 PM (a4xvv)

26 Ooooo look at dat lion on da zebra! He gonna bust a cap all up in dat muthafuka.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2016 12:43 PM (kTF2Z)

27 Reminds me of Amos and Andy.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 30, 2016 12:43 PM (RcpcZ)

28 What a stupid time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2016 12:44 PM (W0RfD)

29 Whatever, cracker, homey don't need no honkey scorecard for your white devil "species" whatever the f*** that s*** is
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 12:40 PM (39g3+)

And now Snoop will try to immobilize the Honey Badger with the taser on a short stick.
We have told him it is some sort of animal that eats snakes.

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at January 30, 2016 12:44 PM (q2o38)

30 Can't wait for a stoned Snoop to see a platypus for the first time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2016 12:45 PM (kTF2Z)

31 What would be funny is if he's struggling his way through the undergrowth in the Australian outback, and runs into Iggy Azalea, who proceeds to give him a good bitchslapping for dissing her.

Posted by: angela urkel at January 30, 2016 12:45 PM (b2qGx)

32 " Those are otters. "

Think those are otters.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 30, 2016 12:45 PM (tv9zS)

33 President Obama signed an executive order banning solitary confinement for juvenile federal prisoners. He's contemplating banning it for all federal prisoners. Because its mean, you see. Unfair.

Dennis Prager says that solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment and should be banned for everybody.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 30, 2016 12:45 PM (FkBIv)

34 Side-bar Funky Forest, file that under Not Nuked Enough.

Yep, I just did the "any random point" clicking thingy and you know what? It's right.

That whole thing is one giant WTF? over. However, with the proper "attitude" IYKWIMAITYD, it could be enjoyable.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2016 12:45 PM (LUgeY)

35 "What a stupid time."

Heh, oh we are smack-dab in the middle of it.

Lucky us.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 30, 2016 12:47 PM (tv9zS)

36 33- Then as you know he has no problem with capital punishment

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2016 12:47 PM (hk3Fb)

37 21
President Obama signed an executive order banning solitary confinement
for juvenile federal prisoners. He's contemplating banning it for all
federal prisoners. Because its mean, you see. Unfair.

Meanwhile the six guys that kid shivved on orders of the gang he
belongs to died. I guess they don't feel bad about it. They don't feel
anything at all.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 12:38 PM (39g3+)

Only for federal prisons. And you know how many "juvies" are in federal prisons? I consider anyone over 17 as an adult and that is who he is removing solitary from. It takes a LOT of crime for someone under 21 to get sent to a federal pen. These are not choir boys. And anything that asshole can no with an XO can be undone the same way.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 30, 2016 12:48 PM (t2KH5)

38 No question solitary is cruel, but its hardly unusual. And its almost always as much for the good of the prisoner as the general population and guards.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 12:48 PM (39g3+)

39 Then as you know he has no problem with capital punishment

Re: capital punishment.

I wonder just how much the State of Kaliforneea has paid in lawyers fees to keep Charles Manson alive? No wonder the legal industry doesn't want one of their income streams disrupted.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2016 12:50 PM (LUgeY)

40 Mr Dogg was also quite good in "The Pazzle of the Crizzle":

http://j-dawg101.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/pazzle.jpg

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at January 30, 2016 12:50 PM (1zS3A)

41 "Damn, Nature! You scary!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2016 12:51 PM (9Fb8a)

42 Have you heard how some youngsters talk these days? They drop their prepositions, use verbs and nouns interchangeably; it doesn't even sound like they are speaking English. I can see them wanting Snoop to narrate everything.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2016 12:52 PM (a0IVu)

43 Welp, we are supposed to get 12-18 inches of snow over the next two days.

How come the screeching media isn't having a cow?

Oh, I'm not in the important part of the country, never mind.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2016 12:52 PM (3myMJ)

44 Wait until they start talking like Gaff

https://youtu.be/vbRRL7S2Tg0?t=58s

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2016 12:54 PM (a4xvv)

45 I'd rather hear zombie Barbara Billingsley narrate it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2016 12:55 PM (LUgeY)

46 I think (not sure) that solitare is used as a means of protection for some of the criminals. Either they're going to get beat to death, or corn holed until they're blind.

Posted by: Bruce at January 30, 2016 12:55 PM (8ikIW)

47
@38

I was wondering if it wasn't safer in solitary confinement for juvies...

THAT is exactly where I would want to be if I found myself in prison.

It would be a lot less rapey if I was by myself.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 30, 2016 12:57 PM (Qj6zv)

48 Randall, we hardly knew ye.

And I still don't give a shit.

Posted by: Honey badger at January 30, 2016 01:00 PM (s5o+q)

49 Yo! Sup? Dogg?
You the man now, but don't be a hog
I'm a Dawg too, I be a gangsta like you!

I ain't no run of the mill dawg,
I be the Hilldawg! The Cronyist Shilldog
I exemplify
The Nietzchean Powah of the Will, Dogg!
Ugh, yeah. Know what I'm sayin'?

Posted by: Hillary, sauntering on camera stage left and high fiving Snoop at January 30, 2016 01:01 PM (b2qGx)

50 It would be a lot less rapey if I was by myself.

***

I snorted because I misread that as "I would be a lot less rapey if I was by myself"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2016 01:01 PM (8PbKi)

51 Snoopy Dog should go into politics. He might not be eligible for President, but I would enjoy seeing him in the Senate. He would be wiser than most of those braindeads in there now.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2016 01:01 PM (TOk1P)

52 I hate when I misplace a tool. In this case, my power drill. I've looked in all the normal places and find nothing. Looked in the shop, the obvious place, then the car trunks just in case, the attic and the bedroom closet.

It's probably in plain sight in the shop and I'm looking past it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 30, 2016 01:02 PM (rwI+c)

53 Dear OB
Oh Great another baked head with a position of self importance..
we got one self absorbed stoner at the helm I guess OB feels the need to validate a another rap artist ...
So much to identify with
the White Guilt
Later
Funny Post

Posted by: Wild Irish Rose With a Skirt at January 30, 2016 01:03 PM (hforh)

54 It's probably in plain sight in the shop and I'm looking past it.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

For me, that means it's time to ask the wife. She used it for a "project" and thought that she would just leave it someplace handy in case she wants to "project" more.

Posted by: Bruce at January 30, 2016 01:04 PM (8ikIW)

55 Afternoon horde.

Safe for work camel toe.

Because I'm a giver

http://tinyurl.com/j3wh59w

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 30, 2016 01:04 PM (hlMPp)

56 Posted by: Wild Irish Rose With a Skirt at January 30, 2016 01:03 PM (hforh)

Is this English?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 30, 2016 01:04 PM (rwI+c)

57 Things like this give me hope for humanity.

Posted by: Jason M at January 30, 2016 01:05 PM (4oYqL)

58 @ 56 Are we playing pool?

Posted by: Wild Irish Rose With a Skirt at January 30, 2016 01:06 PM (hforh)

59 >>> Can't wait for a stoned Snoop to see a platypus for the first time.

Johnnie Rotten did a series on bugs and creepy crawlers.

It's on U Toob.

Posted by: fluffy at January 30, 2016 01:06 PM (AfsKp)

60 I hate when I misplace a tool. In this case, my
power drill. I've looked in all the normal places and find nothing.
Looked in the shop, the obvious place, then the car trunks just in case,
the attic and the bedroom closet.

It's probably in plain sight in the shop and I'm looking past it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 30, 2016 01:02 PM (rwI+c)

You didn't misplace it.

You might want to clean it after I'm done with it.

Posted by: Leatherface at January 30, 2016 01:06 PM (TOk1P)

61 @55-RWC Not safe for the eyes!!!

Posted by: SnowyBits at January 30, 2016 01:06 PM (vX9lK)

62 Piss off, Joe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 30, 2016 01:07 PM (rwI+c)

63 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 30, 2016 01:04 PM (hlMPp)

--------------

You're going to hell for that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2016 01:07 PM (kTF2Z)

64 OK nature enthusiasts, I gotta go do stuff.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2016 01:08 PM (LUgeY)

65 Sorry.

The kid shanked six people? Is there a link or is it in the sidebar?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 30, 2016 01:10 PM (hlMPp)

66 "Things like this give me hope for humanity."

Oh, ye, of so much faith.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 30, 2016 01:10 PM (tv9zS)

67 John Lydon's Megabugs:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ytkV9Fk-zKk

Posted by: fluffy at January 30, 2016 01:11 PM (AfsKp)

68 OT-Bad form to go OT when there are less than 100 comments but this totally disgusted me. On Twitter, there is a video (looks like a cell phone video) of an immigrant in Germany I think who takes a dump, in public, on a bus platform, no TP (though that is besides the point I think). All I kept thinking - is this coming to a town near us soon?

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2016 01:11 PM (a0IVu)

69 The best version of Gin and Juice;

http://tinyurl.com/pgxhuv7

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 30, 2016 01:11 PM (tEDMc)

70 Homey badger?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 30, 2016 01:13 PM (NeFrd)

71 Found a pretty cheap Ruger on ArmsList. Don't none you bastards undercut me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 30, 2016 01:13 PM (tv9zS)

72 OT-Bad form to go OT when there are less than 100 comments but this totally disgusted me.

****

I will never stop giggling at this because it's some absolute bullshit I tossed out there well before I had posting rights. Something like "How about this, after 100 comments, or 30 minutes, whichever comes last, we can go OT"

It is not a rule.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2016 01:14 PM (8PbKi)

73 Or... maybe it now is.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2016 01:14 PM (8PbKi)

74 Seems the Swedish citizens are getting fed up. Expect a ton more of this.

Two hundred masked men went on a rampage in and around Stockholm's main train station last night beating up refugees and anyone who did not look like they were ethnically Swedish

-WZ

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 30, 2016 01:15 PM (hlMPp)

75 Or... maybe it now is.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2016 01:14 PM (8PbKi)

The ol' AoSHQ Style Guide is sorta like the British Constitution. There really isn't one... but really, there is one.

Posted by: Leatherface at January 30, 2016 01:15 PM (TOk1P)

76 Ricardo

10/22?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 30, 2016 01:16 PM (hlMPp)

77 *points at ground* Now these large prints were most likely made by...

*looks up* Huh? Was that Leonardo DiCaprio who just ran by? What the...? AAAAAAHHH!! HEELLP!!!!

Posted by: Snoop Dogg, somwhere in the wilds of Canada at January 30, 2016 01:16 PM (b2qGx)

78 IC at January 30, 2016 01:11 PM

The "no toilet paper"deal may not be beside the point. Many Muslims do not use toilet paper. I won't get into details here.

Then again, it could be an expression of conquest, per Maetenloch's now-famous link to Bookworm.
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/225292/

Posted by: KT at January 30, 2016 01:18 PM (qahv/)

79 "10/22?"

No. 22-250 with decent glass.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 30, 2016 01:19 PM (tv9zS)

80 Two hundred masked men went on a rampage in and around Stockholm's main train station last night beating up refugees and anyone who did not look like they were ethnically Swedish

-WZ

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 30, 2016 01:15 PM (hlMPp)

Good start, faster please

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 30, 2016 01:20 PM (QPdNE)

81 Got a Savage but don't like the bolt.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 30, 2016 01:20 PM (tv9zS)

82 No. 22-250 with decent glass.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 30, 2016 01:19 PM (tv9zS)

North Carolina?

*places bid

Just kidding.

Good luck.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 30, 2016 01:21 PM (hlMPp)

83 Going-off-topic rule should vary by topic.

Extreme ranges:

Book thread, after 800 comments, when other threads have been posted.

Snoop Dawg narrates Animal Planet - after 10 comments.

Posted by: mindful webworker - not an authorized authority at January 30, 2016 01:22 PM (mndtc)

84 Ok now, that Snoop Dogg narration is pretty damn funny.

Posted by: Crotch at January 30, 2016 01:23 PM (VcKnO)

85 The culture war? It be lost.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 30, 2016 01:23 PM (Dwehj)

86 Good, but not as good as "Honey Badger Don't Care."

Posted by: pj at January 30, 2016 01:23 PM (cHuNI)

87 Good start, faster please

***

More, please.

http://bit.ly/1nVfjdv

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2016 01:23 PM (8PbKi)

88 Ok now, that Snoop Dogg narration is pretty damn funny

***

That twitter address has a number of different vids like it

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2016 01:24 PM (8PbKi)

89 Oh, no where N.C.

All good.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 30, 2016 01:25 PM (tv9zS)

90 "near"

Should add that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 30, 2016 01:27 PM (tv9zS)

91
Snoop Dog narrates "Shrillary: Munching Carpet Behind Bars"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2016 01:27 PM (BK3ZS)

92 All threads are pet threads, right? My sweet Jane just had "full immersion" at the dog park, about 8 or 9 dogs running around in a large fenced area. She was the biggest dog there when we arrived, ran wild with the other dogs, then a pair of Newfoundlands showed up and the poor little thing hid under a picnic table. I don't think she's used to dogs bigger than herself, but she eventually came out and socialized with the shaggy beasts. Also got some illicit off-the-leash time after we left the dog enclosure, when we crossed a guy with an unleashed Sable Collie who desperately wanted to play. All in all, another good day at the dog park.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 30, 2016 01:28 PM (2cS/G)

93 87>> Rampant speculation. NOT a US serviceman. No way, now how would Captain Asshat permit such a thing.

But DAY-um! Go dude!

Posted by: Crotch at January 30, 2016 01:28 PM (VcKnO)

94 snoop dog smokes planet earth

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 30, 2016 01:28 PM (0O7c5)

95 If Snoop had enlisted in the U.S. Army.

Sir! Yo! Morning! Shizzle!(comma) Fo! Good, 1 ea!

Might have the syntax down, but can you imagine Snoop even trying to Stand at Attention?

They'd need a crane and a scaffold to lift and hold the permanent slump out of his dope addled frame.

And, "Forward! SHUFFLE!", just doesn't quite have the same military bearing now, does it.

Oh, and the traditional adage when "Fall Out!" is called...."Smoke 'em if you got 'em!", would take on an entirely new meaning.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2016 01:29 PM (McRlu)

96 Two hundred masked men went on a rampage in and around Stockholm's main train station last night beating up refugees and anyone who did not look like they were ethnically Swedish

Beating up people who don't look Swedish isn't going to garner a whole lot of good press. You can just hear the comparisons to 1930s Germany being written.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 30, 2016 01:29 PM (FkBIv)

97 Richard Dawkins was dropped as a speaker at the Northeast Conference on Science and Skepticism for retweeting a video titled Feminists Love Islamists. Can you believe this shite?

http://goo.gl/ytjyJi

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 01:30 PM (iQIUe)

98 Oh, look.

Weasel Zippers: Portland, Oregon Woman Loses Job For Being Pro-Life

-and I am sure the same State Civil Rights department will prosecute this one with the same rigor as they did those Portland bakery owners for bad-thought.

Yep. Especially since the word is that Commissioner, Brad Avakian, is running as the Democratic candidate for Secretary of State and has to carry Portland and Eugene to win.

Yup. They will get their best Senior Civil Rights Agents right on that one.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zcposqg

Posted by: Kindlot at January 30, 2016 01:30 PM (q2o38)

99 Snoop Dog, I'll pass! Feel like I get contact buzz looking at him, I'll save a little IQ.

Posted by: No Thanks! at January 30, 2016 01:31 PM (SOVQ8)

100 My mayor has said "No" to additional Human Rights Ordinances. Will add definitions to equal rights laws for the city government, but not force them on private businesses.

https://t.co/fchhaf964v

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2016 01:32 PM (8PbKi)

101 Here is the video:

https://goo.gl/4LUDEz

Attack Christians all you want but islamsts and feminists - no way!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 01:33 PM (iQIUe)

102 Snoop will confront the deadly rhinoceros while I had safely behind this boulder.

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at January 30, 2016 01:33 PM (Dwehj)

103 ...I'll 'hide' there, too...

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at January 30, 2016 01:34 PM (Dwehj)

104 In this case, my power drill.

Buy a spare?

Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2016 01:35 PM (DL2i+)

105 100>> WTF! Why does anyone even get to ask what your gender preference is or how you identify sexually?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 30, 2016 01:36 PM (VcKnO)

106 Why are refugees hanging out late at night around the train station to begin with?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 01:37 PM (iQIUe)

107 Snoop Dogg narrating Planet Earth is one of the most iconic things of 2016 thus far

No.

Posted by: just no at January 30, 2016 01:37 PM (d/DXo)

108 America's favorite sex slaver. I weep for my children.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at January 30, 2016 01:37 PM (L7nbe)

109 Two hundred masked men went on a rampage in and around Stockholm's main train station last night beating up refugees and anyone who did not look like they were ethnically Swedish

Beating up people who don't look Swedish isn't going to garner a whole lot of good press. You can just hear the comparisons to 1930s Germany being written.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 30, 2016 01:29 PM (FkBIv)

Perhaps.

But, this is no surprise.

When a gov't refuses to protect the people,

the people will protect themselves.

and usually do a messy mob version of it.

This is why gov'ts should listen to their people and protect them.

And get control of the problem.

Otherwise, there is no reason for a gov't to exist if it's unwilling to carry of it's primary function.

Just a thought...because gov't officials who created this mess will probably be next.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2016 01:38 PM (KUa85)

110 I think who takes a dump, in public,

Time to get rid of the cat or clean the litterbox.

Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2016 01:38 PM (DL2i+)

111 109>> Just a thought...because gov't officials who created this mess will probably be next.

Now THAT would be righteous.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 30, 2016 01:39 PM (VcKnO)

112 Damn girlfriend is misbehavin' again. Where's my switch?

Posted by: Johnny Football at January 30, 2016 01:39 PM (Dwehj)

113 Huffpo headline is that MK "crushed the debate...demolished Cruz and Rubio"

So much for being a fckin moderator instead of an activist.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 01:40 PM (iQIUe)

114 >>Either they're going to get beat to death, or corn holed until they're blind.

How about we just go at until I need glasses?

Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 30, 2016 01:44 PM (c7vUv)

115 Can you believe this shite?�http://goo.gl/ytjyJiPosted by: Bruce With a Wang!

Famous skeptics Dawk, Sam Harris and Bill Maher have been, to their credit, critical of Islamic abuses and human rights violations for many years now, and they've taken a lot of vitriol from leftards who are even further gone than they are.

So yes, this is no surprise.

You want a toxic cesspool where you can see rabid secularists devour each other? freethoughtblogs. It's where the anti Dawk stuff started, with PZ Myers, IIRC.

Posted by: angela urkel at January 30, 2016 01:45 PM (b2qGx)

116 I knew a surgeon from India who referred to Snoop Dog (back when he was still going by Snoop Doggy Dog) as:

"Snoopity Doopity Dog"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 30, 2016 01:48 PM (NeFrd)

117 113 Huffpo headline is that MK "crushed the debate...demolished Cruz and Rubio"

So much for being a fckin moderator instead of an activist.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 01:40 PM (iQIUe)

Read that and also them saying they had an epic montage prepared for Trump; presumably to destroy him. Bet they were really disappointed he did a no-show. I'm trying to stay agnostic on the primary but Fox's antics have been atrocious.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2016 01:50 PM (a0IVu)

118 Red Headed Mizzou Nazi Makes Plea Deal.

"...deferred prosecution agreement that calls for her to do 20 hours of community service and not break any laws over the next year."

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2016 01:51 PM (3myMJ)

119 Is it a bad thing that I kinda wish I still smoked weed now?

Posted by: Poo Chi at January 30, 2016 01:58 PM (fSuK4)

120 Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2016 01:38 PM (KUa85)

When there is a total break down of law and order from a specific group...

There WILL be a backlash.

When one group sets ITSELF apart, and attacks another group... there will be a backlash.

We are starting to see the results of these two things coinciding at the same time...

It WILL get worse... you WILL be FORCED to chose a side.

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 30, 2016 02:00 PM (f7rv6)

121 Beating up people who don't look Swedish isn't going to garner a whole lot of good press. You can just hear the comparisons to 1930s Germany being written.

That's how the copy was written by the press, including the word "children" to describe young punks. Its for maximum emotional appeal and to spin peoples' opinion against them.

Its wrong to do this kind of thing, but if you will not protect your own people, its inevitable.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 02:00 PM (39g3+)

122 WTF! Why does anyone even get to ask what your gender preference is or how you identify sexually?

***

You really think someone has to be asked such a question in order to claim they were discriminated against? Keep in mind, this covers transgenders too. So, you own a small business, and a 6'2" woman with an Adam's Apple wants a job. You think she's a perfectly nice person and has good skills, yet... You aren't allowed to consider the disruptions to the business that employing her might cause because... DISCRIMINATION SUIT!

You wanna be in that position?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2016 02:01 PM (8PbKi)

123 Hey Ricardo, saw your comment about the Ruger.

Do you collect Ruger handguns?

Do you know what that question is code for?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2016 02:01 PM (3myMJ)

124 "backed the gator up. " Or crocodile.

Reminds me a little of the time our 18 pound dog chased the neighbor's 130 pound dog across the street to his own yard.

Posted by: KT at January 30, 2016 02:01 PM (qahv/)

125 You rape my daughter and there would be BODIES strewn on the subway floor.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 02:02 PM (39g3+)

126 124 "backed the gator up. " Or crocodile.

Reminds me a little of the time our 18 pound dog chased the neighbor's 130 pound dog across the street to his own yard.

Posted by: KT at January 30, 2016 02:01 PM (qahv/)

And this, in many ways, is the story of the Obama foreign Policy....

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 30, 2016 02:03 PM (f7rv6)

127 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2016 02:01 PM (8PbKi)
I would never hire someone like that, no matter how qualified. My girls wouldn't like them in the ladies restroom. No matter what, it's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:05 PM (egOGm)

128 In Sweden you get a few months community service for raping a little girl and at worst a few years in a resort prison for anything else. Where's the motivation not to take the law into your own hands, if the government will not?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 02:05 PM (39g3+)

129 @92 - Lincoln
I've been saying for months that we need a doggeh/pet thread here on the weekends.
I bet it would be more popular than the food thread.

But, my dog is cooler than yours, so he would dominate.

Posted by: Poo Chi at January 30, 2016 02:05 PM (fSuK4)

130
118 Red Headed Mizzou Nazi Makes Plea Deal.

"...deferred prosecution agreement that calls for her to do 20 hours of community service and not break any laws over the next year."

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2016 01:51 PM (3myMJ)

And this DA just put another nail in the coffin of the rule of Law...

One BIG reason you prosecute, is to show OTHERS there will be punishment for certain behavior...

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 30, 2016 02:05 PM (f7rv6)

131 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 02:05 PM (39g3+)
The three S's are needed in that situation.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:07 PM (egOGm)

132 The biggest travesty of justice this week was indicting people for doing a film claiming they will BUY body parts, but exonerating the people who offered to SELL them - under the same law.

If the seller ain't guilty, neither is the buyer, and the reverse. And since the buyer wasn't actually buying....

I would like to believe an actual court will throw this out and order the grand jury and prosecutor caned in public but I know better than to hope for justice.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 02:08 PM (39g3+)

133 Pet thread could be interesting

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2016 02:08 PM (hk3Fb)

134 "...deferred prosecution agreement that calls for her to do 20 hours of community service and not break any laws over the next year."
~~~

Make the bitch pick up trash at the side of the highway. Don't let her get away with lecturing people and calling it 'service'.

Posted by: fluffy at January 30, 2016 02:09 PM (AfsKp)

135 A pet thread would be awesome.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:09 PM (egOGm)

136 121. Yeah if Swedish police would have put a beatdown the savages shitting in the kiddie pools and molesting young women the mob wouldn't have had any attraction.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2016 02:10 PM (chkUd)

137 The Moslem world wants to take us back to the 7th Century....

They really need to be careful what they wish for...

7th Century Sweden was the time of Odin All Father.... and the Vikings...

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 30, 2016 02:10 PM (f7rv6)

138 Fo shizzle.

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2016 02:11 PM (vsbNu)

139 Ok, I've decided Snoop Dog is my spirit animal.

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2016 02:12 PM (GgxVX)

140 So which is worse:

-Going to the Olympic games in Brazil to get dysentery, hepatitis, and possibly even Zika
-Sitting through a full speech by Hillary Clinton without responding

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 02:13 PM (39g3+)

141 I tried to start a thread listing the things that your dog liked to do but no one bit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 02:14 PM (iQIUe)

142 A dog question. The rancher next to me got a puppy, it's probably nine months old. Border collie mix. Last week it came to my ranch and took one of my hens. The kid brought it back, it wasn't hurt just in shock. He promised me it wouldn't happen again.
I caught his dog attacking my chickens Thursday. he killed 2. I let him take one of the bodies. He has the dead rooster tied on his dogs neck. Will that work?
My husband had a talk with him yesterday. ( I'd hate to have to shoot your dog).

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:15 PM (egOGm)

143 "Red River" with John Wayne and Montgomery Clift coming up at 2:30 on TCM, if you care to watch.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 30, 2016 02:15 PM (jR7Wy)

144 Well, there is a greater chance of not getting any of those diseases than there is of not wanting to stomp a mudhole in Hillary's ass when she opens her mouth. So, I'll go with sitting through the speech.

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2016 02:15 PM (GgxVX)

145 I tried to start a thread listing the things that your dog liked to do but no one bit.

Funny you should put it that way...

Posted by: Guy with dog bites at January 30, 2016 02:15 PM (39g3+)

146 Beating up people who don't look Swedish isn't going to garner a whole lot of good press. You can just hear the comparisons to 1930s Germany being written.

a) nothing short of complete suicidal capitulation will garner good press b) the press has deservedly lost much credibility here, and perhaps there as well, so that shouldn't be a concern. If you wish to deter/repel/defend against an invading force, and the press is against you no matter what, you might as well ignore them. c) what naturalfake said. The government is acting against its own citizens, so they must take action themselves.

And does anyone really think this is bad? I think we're all a bit relieved at the possibility that they might not passively allow themselves to be destroyed.

Posted by: angela urkel at January 30, 2016 02:15 PM (b2qGx)

147 Of course, you could just get shot, stabbed, robbed, or kidnapped in Brazil and never catch a disease at all.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+)

148 Christopher Taylor...

Tough one. Except for the Zika there are cures.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2016 02:17 PM (a4xvv)

149 And does anyone really think this is bad?

Yeah, I do, but marginally less bad than the government's utter lack of response. They're one line in the Koran away from stoning the girls for being such whores they got raped.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 02:18 PM (39g3+)

150 Will that work?
My husband had a talk with him yesterday. ( I'd hate to have to shoot your dog).
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:15 PM (egOGm)

==========

Dont know. Maybe the neighbors shd invest in professional dog training? If not, find a city person to take the dog in.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 02:19 PM (iQIUe)

151 Beating up people who don't look Swedish isn't going to garner a whole lot of good press. You can just hear the comparisons to 1930s Germany being written.

Time to start beating journalists.

Posted by: fluffy at January 30, 2016 02:20 PM (AfsKp)

152 Europe needs their own guardian angels putting a beat down on some criminals.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:21 PM (egOGm)

153 I love all dogs, especially now that mine needs to socialize with them. 99% of the ones we come across are perfectly amiable, a few are a bit nippy/yappy at first, but they calm down. Jane is very submissive for her size, lets other dogs roughhouse with her, never barks or gets bitey. She's currently curled up at my feet, gnawing on an antler I found in the woods years ago.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 30, 2016 02:21 PM (2cS/G)

154 Once a dog has figured out they can kill livestock its really, really hard to get them to stop.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 02:21 PM (39g3+)

155 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2016 02:01 PM

Can't you just say "No, I don't want to hire you." Do you have to give a reason?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 30, 2016 02:21 PM (VcKnO)

156 They're one line in the Koran away from stoning the girls for being such whores they got raped.

Sorry. A goat ate it.
https://islamqa.info/en/175355

Posted by: Umar, sultan of God at January 30, 2016 02:23 PM (6FqZa)

157 "I never saw a gator get punked" Punk don't live on the Georgia/ Florida line.

Posted by: IsMishe at January 30, 2016 02:23 PM (2WiEX)

158 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 02:19 PM (iQIUe)
If it attacks the cattle at the ranch the other way, he'll never know what happened to his dog. The kid felt bad he was here with me crying helping look for the rooster. He needs to build a dog run. I don't think I can shoot a dog.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:23 PM (egOGm)

159 Beating up people who don't look Swedish isn't going to garner a whole lot of good press. You can just hear the comparisons to 1930s Germany being written.

Eggs, omelette , etc.

They'll tighten that up quickly. Boys just got a little excited, this is new to them.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2016 02:24 PM (3myMJ)

160 I was crying, not the kid. He's a good kid, his grandpa let the dog out of the kennel. The kid was in town.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:25 PM (egOGm)

161 CaliGirl. I'd think a good electric wire added to their fence to keep the dog home would be a huge help. Or putting up electric mesh fence if they don't have any fence to contain him when he is not on leash or voice control with them. The dog doesn't need to be at your place even if he isn't killing your chickens.

I have heard of that tying the murdered chicken around dogs neck but don't know how effective it is.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2016 02:25 PM (chkUd)

162 CaliGirl,
I saw a reply to you yesterday that sums it up. Talk to the neighbor - "next time he comes over here killing my chickens, you want me to drop the carcass here in your driveway, or should I just put it on the bonfire?"

Unfortunately, the dog has a taste for chicken now, so he won't stop. Even if he isn't eating them, it's a fun game to him. My min-pin would probably do the same.
You'll probably lose a few more yardbirds before this is settled.
I wish you luck.

Posted by: Poo Chi at January 30, 2016 02:26 PM (fSuK4)

163 The three S's are needed in that situation.

Sh*t, shower and shave?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 02:26 PM (39g3+)

164 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2016 02:01 PM

Can't you just say "No, I don't want to hire you." Do you have to give a reason?

Just like with tenant apps, the safe way is to say, "Another applicant was chosen."

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2016 02:27 PM (3myMJ)

165 Again, kid/dog needs prof training if not find the dog a good home. Tie the dead rooster around grandpa's neck.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 02:27 PM (iQIUe)

166 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 30, 2016 02:21 PM (VcKnO)
You don't have to say I'm not hiring you, or tell them why. We started using a temp agency. That way, they aren't our employee. If we like them, they work out, then we hire them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:28 PM (egOGm)

167 Can't you just say "No, I don't want to hire you." Do you have to give a reason?

****

I know for a fact that you are not a dense person so I KNOW that you understand the concept of accusation without proof. The accusation BECOMES the proof in these situations.

Are you baiting me?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2016 02:29 PM (8PbKi)

168 I'd be afraid grandpa would let the dog out again. Sounds like one of the no one is the boss of me types.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 02:29 PM (iQIUe)

169 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 02:26 PM (39g3+)
Shoot, shovel and shut up.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:29 PM (egOGm)

170 Somebody needs a chill pill! lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 02:30 PM (iQIUe)

171 When does Snoop narrate some Edgar Allen Poe or Jack London?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2016 02:31 PM (JO9+V)

172 Well speaking of 4 legged non claimable dependents I'm off to ride a horse. Ya'll have fun.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2016 02:31 PM (chkUd)

173 I'm a dog lover. Dont kill a dog for being a dog. If he cant control the dog, refuses to put any effort into training it, it needs to go to a good non country home.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 02:31 PM (iQIUe)

174 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 02:29 PM (iQIUe)
This is what I'm afraid of. My husband will shoot the dog. I just hope it goes after the calves first so I don't have to. There are also longhorn sheep with babies at the ranch the other way.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:32 PM (egOGm)

175 Meanwhile the six guys that kid shivved on orders of the gang he belongs to died. I guess they don't feel bad about it. They don't feel anything at all.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 12:38 PM (39g3+)

So what about the prisoners who ask for solitary because they have a target on them from other prisoners.
Also, solitary is used as punishment for breaking prison rules, such as starting fights, manufacturing contraband, etc.
What is the prison supposed to do, put the dude in a corner for a time out?

The leftists have to run everything, especially what they know nothing about. I would love for Barry to get to spend a weekend with his prisoner friends at a maximum security lockup, just him and a hundred murderers out in the yard.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2016 02:33 PM (TKQrK)

176 168 Sounds like one of the no one is the boss of me types.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang
-------------------
Is that a bad thing?
Because, no one is the boss of me. Well, maybe my dog...

Posted by: Poo Chi at January 30, 2016 02:34 PM (fSuK4)

177 *reads up on writing a synopsis*

Well since I have not reached the end of the novel writing wise, very hard to write a synopsis showing the ending. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2016 02:35 PM (a4xvv)

178 I'm a dog lover as well, but if they won't control their dog it will be shot. The cattle ranchers will do it the first time. And bury it. I was nice and called him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:36 PM (egOGm)

179 Richard Pryor after filming Stir Crazy and spending some time with prisoners:

So why did you kill your whole family?

Dey was home.

Thank God for prison!!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2016 02:37 PM (JO9+V)

180 >>I've been saying for months that we need a doggeh/pet thread here on the weekends.
I bet it would be more popular than the food thread.

Let's combine them!

Posted by: Barry at January 30, 2016 02:37 PM (c7vUv)

181 Yeah, I do, but marginally less bad than the government's utter lack of response. They're one line in the Koran away from stoning the girls for being such whores they got raped.
Posted by:�Christopher Taylor�at January 30, 2016 02:18 PM (39g3+)

Lines are becoming blurred, though. For instance, what if the government, elected by majority, confiscates someone's house and says that migrants can stay there?

Technically, the migrants are legally in the country, legally in the house. Would the homeowner have the right to shoot them if he could get away with it? I think so. These migrants, regardless of whether or not they happen to be raping, assaulting or crapping in public at the time are not there legitimately, but due to government lawlessness, even if it is technically "legal". If the government will not keep tjem out or deport them, the citizenry have the right to convince them to self deport.

Sweden has entered the Burning Times, and I would not be too quick to judge them by the norms and standards of societies that are not there yet.

Posted by: angela urkel at January 30, 2016 02:39 PM (b2qGx)

182 Are you baiting me?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2016 02:29 PM (8PbKi)

Hope that's not at me...?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2016 02:39 PM (3myMJ)

183 Synopses are very difficult and frustrating to write, as are blurbs.

Shoot, shovel and shut up. [/i

The argument is that these Muslims are just acting out their culture and cannot be held responsible in the same way. They do not know better and this is their way (unspoken but heavily implied racism: they are stupid brown people).

Well sweet cheeks, this is my culture. When you dishonor my family and violate my daughter, you get shot. You need to understand my ways, and accept the diversity of this multicultural reality. My narrative is one of instant retributive justice.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 02:41 PM (39g3+)

184 tying the murdered chicken around dogs neck

Hubby did this (years ago) to a dog he had, says the dog wore the bird for several days --eewwww-- and never killed another chicken.

German Shepherd, btw.

But... I believe that *neighbor's dog* does NOT belong on *your* property.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at January 30, 2016 02:41 PM (044Fx)

185 There is always a way out of solitary: behave. Prisons are run on behavior modification principals. Even ADMAX has ways of getting out. You earn privileges and eventually you can be transferred to another prison and have a job. And no one is locked up 24/7 in a single cell. Someone was lamenting about poor Thomas Silvester, nazi, who has been in solitary for years. Well old Tommy has murdered 3 people while in custody - a prisoner and two correctional officers. And Jug ears wants him roaming free in the prison. smh

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 02:41 PM (iQIUe)

186
23:57:00...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 30, 2016 02:42 PM (Bi1Tt)

187 180 >>I've been saying for months that we need a doggeh/pet thread here on the weekends.
I bet it would be more popular than the food thread.

Let's combine them!
Posted by: Barry at January 30, 2016 02:37 PM (c7vUv)

========

Again, I tried to get that started a few days ago talking about home made dog treats. No one nibbled...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 02:43 PM (iQIUe)

188 Posted by: JQ Flyover at January 30, 2016 02:41 PM (044Fx)
I hope it works, he is going to leave it on his dog till it rots. He also told my husband he may get chickens to teach the dog not to kill them. I know the first time that dog gets out, he's coming here.
Ranch life is any predator after your livestock is shot. I know it's not the dogs fault. This is the way it's done. We are not mean. If our livestock is on his ranch, then it's our fault. His predator on our ranch gets a bullet.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:45 PM (egOGm)

189 I'm worried about taking my giant dog (Great Dane) to a dog park. She is so big and that lost dog I took in she kept jumping up on her back and chasing her around my house the one time I let them be together. And, I have had people cross the street to avoid my dog because she is big. She does well with people but I don't what to do if she is in a public place and goes nuts. When I boarded her, the people at the kennel said she did well with the other dogs.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 30, 2016 02:46 PM (2x3L+)

190 I think that leaflets should be distributed to ethnic Swedes who beat the crap out of fake refugees saying, "Don't beat up the fake refugees."

But police should turn a blind eye otherwise.

I thought it was determined that instructional leaflets were the most effective way to deal with lawlessness.

Posted by: angela urkel at January 30, 2016 02:46 PM (b2qGx)

191
I remember seeing a doc on a federal prison. They interviewed this guy who had escaped from another prison and went to his sister's house and asked her to hide him. When she refused, he murdered her, her husband, their two children. When the reporter asked about this, the guy said. "I forgave myself." When the reporter mentioned it again in disbelief, the guy said again really menacingly: "I told you I forgave myself. "

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 02:46 PM (iQIUe)

192 >>>Europe needs their own guardian angels putting a beat down on some criminals.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:21 PM (egOGm)

Been thinking about that. Had a friend in college who joined. They had a uniform and everything.

I just got another Obama care enrollment call. Concerns me.

Posted by: Lea at January 30, 2016 02:48 PM (aCLaA)

193 L,elle, what I did was bring Jane to the park on a leash the first few times, she met several dogs on the paths, but never went into the play area. She was good with the leashed dogs, so today I let her loose in the Large Dog area, and she blended very well with the other sizes/breeds. Give it a try.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 30, 2016 02:49 PM (2cS/G)

194 How much you wanna bet that more people would want Snoop Dogg (rapper/weed advocate/porn producer) than Clarence Thomas?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2016 02:51 PM (NOIQH)

195 L'elle,
That would make me nervous as well. Great Danes are huge and I would be afraid I wouldn't be strong enough to restrain him if it was needed.
Every Great Dane I've met have been the sweetest dogs. Good with kids and other animals.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:51 PM (egOGm)

196 I thought it was determined that instructional leaflets were the most effective way to deal with lawlessness.

Clearly, that's the proper approach. They could air drop them over sectors of the city: "in our culture we do not dress up in masked gangs and beat the living crap out of rapists and thieves."

Problem solved.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 02:52 PM (39g3+)

197 I don't think I can shoot a dog.

No surer way to call for navycopjoe, 2nd even to a Palin post.

Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2016 02:52 PM (DL2i+)

198
Off the leash and with so many dogs wanting to play, I think there would not be much aggression. There is no territory in the dog park and they are not cornered as if on a leash.

All those new butts to smell....heaven!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 02:52 PM (iQIUe)

199 Snoop whatever decided for some incomprehensible reason that he wanted to be a pimp.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 30, 2016 02:54 PM (iQIUe)

200 I know people think it's horrible to have to shoot a dog, but it happens all the time on ranches. Especially when there are more than one dog. The dogs attack cattle, horses, sheep. Just the dogs chasing the livestock will get them shot in a hurry.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:56 PM (egOGm)

201 Would it be possible to catch the dog and take it to the Humane Society or have the county pick it up?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 30, 2016 02:56 PM (tEDMc)

202 L'elle,
I'm not sure how true this is but aggressive dogs are supposed to do better with other dogs off the lead.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 02:57 PM (egOGm)

203 Good luck, CaliGirl.

predator on our ranch gets a bullet. Yep.

But one simply hopes it doesn't come to that.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at January 30, 2016 02:58 PM (044Fx)

204 I know people think it's horrible to have to shoot a dog, but it happens all the time on ranches.

I guess its just a rural/urban divide with people not understanding the unbelievable damage dogs can do to livestock in a very short time.

One got loose on a sheep farm not far from where I live. He had fun chasing sheep around until he finally attacked one and found out how easy they are to kill. That was fun so he killed like a dozen more before they caught him.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 02:58 PM (39g3+)

205 Honey badger be not givin' a fuck.

I'm thinking Teh Horde could write Dogg's scripts for him. And to think of all the great arguments we could have in the comments about Doggonics.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2016 03:00 PM (gyKtp)

206 I have to work up the nerve to take her the park. Do other owners get mad if a dog nips or jumps on theirs? I don't want to be dog owner that can't control her dog. She is incredibly calm at home but she gets super hyper at times when something excited her like seeing a wabbit outside

Posted by: L, Elle at January 30, 2016 03:00 PM (2x3L+)

207 Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 30, 2016 02:56 PM (tEDMc)
This is a small town, they know us. I can't do that. If I can catch the dog, I'd bring back to the ranch. I've done it before. The dog was running in the road about a month ago. I predict if he doesn't control it, it will be shot. Around here you don't get the government involved.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 03:01 PM (egOGm)

208 Years ago, my neighbor had 3 or 4 dogs, they would go around and hook up with their buds and roam around in a pack. They killed my cat when I wasn't home. I hated those SOBs.

Posted by: Ronster at January 30, 2016 03:01 PM (mUa7N)

209 If my dog attacked a neighbor's livestock because I let him run free I would have him put down myself.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 30, 2016 03:02 PM (NeFrd)

210 L'elle,
Some people may, but they would be assholes. Dogs are going to dog.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 03:02 PM (egOGm)

211 My friend has three little yap dogs, the kind I wish I could just punt over the house. Its one of those "if I let the wife do this, I get my hobbies" devil's deals men have to make when married.

They're spastic. if anyone gets up, moves, drops something, the cat jumps to the floor, a cloud passes overhead, someone farts, or one of them just gets a wild hair, off they all go barking so loud you can't even talk.

They're trying to train the dogs to not do that but will not resort to beatings and I suspect that's all that will work. It makes going over to their house misery.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)

212 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 30, 2016 03:02 PM (NeFrd)
Thank you, I'm a mile from his ranch.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 03:03 PM (egOGm)

213 Caligirl. I hope it doesn't come to your husband having to shoot the neighbors dog, but your cattle are money and property as much as a house is. If some out of control dog broke into my house, I'd probably be forced to shoot it too. I hope the chicken around the neck thing works. The neighbor can have my chickens. I kinda hate them especially the rotten insane rooster

Posted by: L, Elle at January 30, 2016 03:03 PM (2x3L+)

214 They killed my cat when I wasn't home.

I don't mind dogs being dogs, I mind their owners for letting it happen and even encouraging it. There was a guy in my neighborhood when I was a kid that would sic his big dog on cats and kill them. He thought it was funny. Someone poisoned one of our cats. I don't get that kind of evil.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 03:04 PM (39g3+)

215 Posted by: Ronster at January 30, 2016 03:01 PM (mUa7N)
That is when dogs become dangerous to livestock. This is why cattle ranchers shoot the first time, then bury them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 03:04 PM (egOGm)

216 People say roosters crow at dawn to announce the day. In my experience they crow whenever the hell they want without any pattern or logic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 03:07 PM (39g3+)

217 L'elle,
I don't have cattle but the neighbor does. That puppy now has a taste for blood. I'm afraid the calves or baby sheep will be next. If they don't keep it contained it's only a matter of time.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 03:07 PM (egOGm)

218 Nood.

Posted by: HH at January 30, 2016 03:07 PM (DrCtv)

219 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 03:07 PM (39g3+)
They crow all day.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 03:08 PM (egOGm)

220 They're trying to train the dogs to not do that but
will not resort to beatings and I suspect that's all that will work. It
makes going over to their house misery.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 30, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)

I am told that little yippy dogs get sleepy when they get coffee, especially those flavored lattes.

Posted by: Kindlot at January 30, 2016 03:08 PM (q2o38)

221 Mine mostly crows in the morning. How long do chickens live? That rooster is so damn stubborn, he will probably outlive me. He might be immortal

Posted by: L, Elle at January 30, 2016 03:08 PM (2x3L+)

222 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 30, 2016 03:08 PM (t2KH5)

223 run free I would have him put down myself.

BrotherA in PA turnpike stranding territory had to take the deer rifle to the family husky after his escape act escalated to killing neighbors cats, chickens, running back thru the yard but not home and getting 100+$ citations.

Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2016 03:08 PM (DL2i+)

224 Dogs are going to dog.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 03:02 PM (egOGm)

Word, yo.

Posted by: Snoop Doggy Dogg at January 30, 2016 03:10 PM (b2qGx)

225 I hope the ranchers who shoot American dogs aren't the same ones leaving Water Stations for illegal immigrants. I'd have to suggest they flip-flop their stance.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 30, 2016 03:10 PM (2cS/G)

226
I bought a Savage .223 bolt gun a while ago when the coyote packs started getting way too bold. The blue heeler keeps them pretty much at bay, though.

The biggest threats to my chickens are racoons and opossums. The dogs and .22lrs keep them thinned out...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 30, 2016 03:12 PM (06b4v)

227 Ugh, I be willowed
I cry into my pillow
My disappointment billows
Cuz I ain't had my fill o'
This thread and now it be dead, yo.

Posted by: Snoop Doggy Dogg at January 30, 2016 03:12 PM (b2qGx)

228 Late to the dead thread's deadly dog talk, and I've mentioned this before, but here goes anyway.

Our good friend Bob lives on the ranch here and rents the pasture where he and his family run cattle. (Me, I'm all hat and no cattle.)

Next door (1/8 mile away) there was a rental mobile home on an acre. Tenant neighbor was watching a pit bull for a friend.

Pit bull got out and went for one of Bob's cattle. When the neighbor caught up with the dog, he was glommed on to a cow's face. Shot his friend's dog on the spot.

Then he came up to our place and talked to Bob, told him what happened, and said he'd pay for any cost of damage done to the cow.

Sorry for his friend, and the friend's dog, too, but that's country life. That was a good neighbor.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it was arful at January 30, 2016 03:17 PM (mndtc)

229 Posted by: mindful webworker - it was arful at January 30, 2016 03:17 PM (mndtc)
City people don't understand. Thank you. The kid knows if it happens again the dog will be shot. It's his responsibility to control his dog.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2016 03:22 PM (egOGm)

230 There is now a petition to have Snoop Dogg narrate Planet Earth.

I thought he changed his name to Pee Doggy?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 30, 2016 04:00 PM (zc3Db)

231 Spray bottle for the Yip Yap dogs or any correction for cats or small dogs. Super soaker squirt gun if needed to make it more fun for the husband to get after the little terrors. If plain water doesn't do it adding vinegar almost certainly will.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2016 04:19 PM (chkUd)

232 Snoop you dumb shi& the plural for mongoose is mongossie.

Posted by: Buffalbob at January 30, 2016 06:07 PM (8nL8o)

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