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Overnight Open Thread (1-28-2016)
Kanye West - 侃爷 (kan yé): a transliteration of Kanye. In Beijing dialect, this means someone who brags a lot with no actions to follow it up.
-- from Chinese nicknames for American pop stars
What If The Refugees Are Not Just Ignorant Savages?
Here's what I think is going on: The refugees are acting as they are, not because they see themselves as charity cases, but because they see themselves as conquerors. They know perfectly well that one doesn't defecate in a pool in which people (especially children) are swimming. They're doing it because they are performing the literal equivalent of the expression "I don't give a shit about you." They know you're not supposed to rape women . . . that is, unless those women are the products of conquest, in which case raping them is one of Mohamed's commandments.
It's almost funny seeing Europeans trying politely to teach their conquerors how not to treat those whom they have conquered. I wonder how long it will take before the Europeans figure out that they're no longer in the driver's seat. And then I wonder whether they'll be able or willing to mount a counter-strike, or whether the twelve-hundred year-long Islamic jihad against Europe will finally have succeeded.
Also Related: Welcome to the West! A FAQ For Immigrants
Who Owns This Woman?Well, that's the thing: She owns her. The notion that women have zero say in their lives seems limited to countries that people thoroughly enjoy emigrating from. Not sure if there's a correlation there, but it's just wise to disabuse yourself of the notion that women are chattel. By and large, they cannot be told what to do, and you will not be able to prevent them from watching "Downton Abbey."
You will have to accept that you are not the boss of them. Any other mindset is dated and coincidently ensures you will not be dated. In Western society, it is quite common for women to rise to positions of great prestige and power. In fact, Republicans are working hard to ensure that a woman is elected president of the United States!
My Daughter Has Dishonored Me and Needs to Be Killed. Cool?
Nope! Nope! Listen, we really want a hiccup-free assimilation, so we're glad you asked. Most of us in the West-actually, all of us-are incapable of picturing a scenario where strangling a daughter is an actual option. This bears repeating: Countries that turn a blind eye to filicide seem to be the very same countries people don't want to live in. Coincidence? Who knows, but no. Perhaps this little rhyme can help: To live here in the West, God willing, just say no to honor killing.
Heh: NATION'S TWO LEADING SOCIALISTS MEET AT THE WHITE HOUSE, CONCLUDE EVERYTHING IS BUSH'S FAULT.
The House of Clinton is Dead, Long Live the House of Clinton
Now, obviously, as a pro-death conservative, I'm all for this radical departure from basic societal norms. "No work, no food" sounds like a relatively just system. I don't know that I'd take it quite so far as O'Malley - animals are jerks, for the most part - but hey, sometimes you have to suggest an extreme idea in order to get a more moderate one enacted. That being said, I'm kind of surprised that a nominal liberal like O'Malley wants to emulate the animal kingdom.
'Anne of Green Gables' Gets the Politically Correct Remake Treatment
Anne's issues are contemporary issues: feminism, prejudice, bullying and a desire to belong. The stakes are high and her emotional journey is tumultuous. I'm thrilled to delve deeply into this resonant story, push the boundaries and give it new life.
The CBC confirmed the new approach the series would take; it will "explore new territory" as its characters experience "original adventures." And then there's the fact that Martin Sheen is cast as Matthew Cuthbert. No. Just, no.
...Remaking a classic is no simple affair. It's almost by nature a doomed enterprise. Can you imagine if a producer announced he was going to take another stab at The Godfather? They'd be laughed out of Hollywood. The 1985 production of Anne of Green Gables was, effectively, The Godfather for the female sex. It's untouchable, and not replicable. Like the novels it is based on, the original screen version became a classic in its own rite.
If there was ever one thing that could drive Mrs. Maetenloch into cutting a bitch, it's mucking around with Anne of Green Gables.
[And speaking of Mrs. M this weekend I was asking her how come she was still using an old crappy charger when we had several new ones - and without skipping a beat she immediately rolled into a Milton-I-just-want-my-Swingline routine. Which is reason #119 I married her. What's extra impressive is that English is not her native language and she's only seen office Space once and that was years ago.]
[And a bit of Swingline trivia: Did You Know That Red Swingline Staplers Didn't Actually Exist Until After Office Space Came Out?]
In which L. Gordon Crovitz argues that the Oxford students wanting Cecil Rhodes' statue torn down and his name scrubbed from the university are ignorant of the man and the context of the times:
The Cape Colony under Rhodes was liberal for its day. Africans could vote if they met the same property-holding or income requirements as whites. Rhodes might have bent too far to placate the Boers, the Dutch settlers whose support he needed to rule the colony. But at the end of his political career, Rhodes opposed a Boer plan to submit Africans to a literacy test before they could vote. Only after Rhodes left office did the Boers establish apartheid as official policy.When Rhodes created his scholarship in 1902, he included a clause far ahead of its time. His will specifies that no student will be "qualified or disqualified on account of his race or religious opinions."
The first black Rhodes Scholar, Alain Locke, was elected in 1907. Locke's American peers shunned him; some threatened to resign their scholarships in protest. An official history of the scholarship explains why the Rhodes trustees rejected the complaints: "There was plenty of 'color' in the British Empire," they said, and no one "was going to be debarred from a Rhodes scholarship on that ground." Locke became a leading writer and scholar.
Instead of trying to erase Rhodes, Nelson Mandela embraced him. In 2002 the South African statesman posed for a photo in Cape Town beside a portrait of Rhodes. Mandela wagged a finger at him and said: "Cecil, now you and I are going to work together." The Mandela-Rhodes Foundation funds education for Africans. "Combining our name with that of Cecil Rhodes in this initiative is to sign the closing of the circle and the coming together of two strands of our history," Mandela said.
Guesses for the Over/Under Until Africa Begins Sending Christian Missionaries to England?
Nevertheless, the discrepancy between the main Anglican churches in Western countries and those in Africa (now the demographic center of the Anglican Communion) is instructive. The Church of England has 44 dioceses with 26 million official members, 1.2 million "realistic" ones. The Episcopal Church in the U.S. has 111 dioceses with 2.4 million official members, 800,000 "realistic" ones. Nigeria and Uganda are the largest churches in Africa, the website does not differentiate between the two categories of members; be this as it may, in Nigeria there are over 100 dioceses with over 17 million members, in Uganda 32 dioceses with over 9 million members. It's clear who has the numbers. Needless to say, the financial resources of the Western churches are much superior to the African ones.
The Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, has been trying hard to avoid an outright schism. A recent event, which he himself caused for this end, has made his task more difficult. The leaders of African Anglicans, along with those in other non-Western countries, have been particularly shocked as the Episcopal Church in the U.S. sequentially consecrated an openly gay bishop, then ordained gay and lesbian priests, and most recently authorized priests to conduct same-sex weddings.
But the new African elites who celebrated the end of the Victorian Raj had been successfully indoctrinated with Victorian morals-and those turned out to be very functional to poor people trying to get out of poverty (if you will, the Max Weber effect), even if the elite (like elites everywhere) only paid lip service to moral principles while enjoying the hedonism supported by the privileges of power. But Anglican bishops are not part of the elites in Africa: When they uphold good Protestant values, in the best Evangelical tradition, this is no mere lip service-they really mean it! And so the Archbishop of Uganda may by 2019 excommunicate the Archbishop of Canterbury!
Last fall PJ Media's Patrick Poole reported that US citizen and No Fly List = Islamophobia poster boy, Saadiq Long, was arrested in Turkey during a raid on an ISIS cell. Glenn Greenwald was outraged by this and wrote a multi-thousand word screed calling Poole a liar, rebutting claims that Poole never made in his story, and asserting that Long had in fact never been arrested in Turkey. But then last week the US DOJ dropped a turd bomb of truth all over Glenn's claims.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Carol at January 28, 2016 11:19 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 28, 2016 11:19 PM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: Carol at January 28, 2016 11:20 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Carol at January 28, 2016 11:20 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Blano at January 28, 2016 11:21 PM (NHQQx)
Posted by: John Spartan at January 28, 2016 11:21 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Lewis Lesshausher at January 28, 2016 11:22 PM (QQrP6)
Posted by: Boone at January 28, 2016 11:22 PM (N9whu)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2016 11:23 PM (EZebt)
So how many commentators left the debate Thunderdome threads with only scratches and lifetime grudges against other Horde members tonight and how many simply did not leave the cages after being savaged and taken out?
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at January 28, 2016 11:24 PM (Ojki1)
Sad how far the Anglican/Episcopalian church has fallen.
And the Methodists.
And the Presbyterian USA.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 28, 2016 11:24 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Carol at January 28, 2016 11:24 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2016 11:25 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 11:25 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: John Spartan at January 28, 2016 11:21 PM (H9MG5)
You are fined one credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
Posted by: Moral Statute Machine at January 28, 2016 11:26 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 28, 2016 11:26 PM (k1gv+)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 28, 2016 11:26 PM (EzgxV)
Paul Kantner, founding member, guitarist and singer for Jefferson Airplane and Starship, died Thursday of multiple organ failure and septic shock. He had suffered a heart attack earlier in the week. (74yo)
Rolling Stone
http://rol.st/1SNa9Nk
Posted by: mindful webworker - cosmic reporter at January 28, 2016 11:27 PM (ACs58)
I'm the ice cubes in your glass,
A busted Cadillac,
A garden of delights,
A joker in your deck.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-YK4hz8tyA
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 28, 2016 11:27 PM (lutOX)
Maybe they are ignorant savages and they are doing those things they do because they do think of themsevles as conquers.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 28, 2016 11:27 PM (T78UI)
What The Heck Is DC Comics Doing to Scooby-Doo?
As announced today in an Entertainment Weekly interview, Warner DC is re-imagining The Flintstones, Wacky Races and Scooby-Doo as part of a new wave of titles.
A promo image for Scooby Apocalypse by Jim Lee show off sexed-up, hipster-ized versions of Fred, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy, with tribal tattoos and dandified facial hair on the guys.
http://tinyurl.com/zkbdwcb
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 28, 2016 11:27 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Carol at January 28, 2016 11:28 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2016 11:28 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: eman at January 28, 2016 11:28 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 28, 2016 11:28 PM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 11:29 PM (3DIzJ)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2016 11:30 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2016 11:30 PM (3DIzJ)
----
I will bite my tongue out of respect for the dead and all those rules
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 11:30 PM (XkxK0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 11:30 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2016 11:30 PM (us94s)
My young 'uns, they've been to Chinese New Year festivals before, but haven't been to a Vietnamese one yet.
Her family will be there - it's the first contact between the young of our tribes.... A big day awaits your Devious Uncle.....
And how's the horde this lovely evening?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 28, 2016 11:30 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2016 11:30 PM (qqwYn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2016 11:32 PM (us94s)
Who won the debate?
Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2016 11:25 PM (KUa85)
Cruz.
Posted by: cm9000 at January 28, 2016 11:32 PM (2TUVm)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2016 11:32 PM (qqwYn)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 28, 2016 11:32 PM (/ciMI)
http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/americans-really-really-hate-the-government
...and at his age, think about running mates.
Posted by: Hot Gates at January 28, 2016 11:32 PM (KJZeR)
Not only on the loveseat, mind you, but on the back of the loveseat . . . and down the back of the loveseat and onto the floor.
This is actually an improvement, since he usually runs to the hallway where the only remaining carpeting is when he had an urge to yak up his breakfast.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2016 11:32 PM (q2o38)
There's a similar condition with women that yields two vaginas. He could've hooked up with her, but he's into the gay.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 28, 2016 11:33 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 11:33 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: John Spartan at January 28, 2016 11:21 PM"
They were soap in the movie, too. The people in the future were just giving John Spartan a hard time.
Posted by: TB at January 28, 2016 11:33 PM (UXEYz)
What The Heck Is DC Comics Doing to Scooby-Doo?
As announced today in an Entertainment Weekly interview, Warner DC is re-imagining The Flintstones, Wacky Races and Scooby-Doo as part of a new wave of titles.
A promo image for Scooby Apocalypse by Jim Lee show off sexed-up, hipster-ized versions of Fred, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy, with tribal tattoos and dandified facial hair on the guys.
http://tinyurl.com/zkbdwcb
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 28, 2016 11:27 PM (kdS6q)
I'm shocked that the Johnny Quest one doesn't have Haji wearing a bomb vest.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 28, 2016 11:33 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 28, 2016 11:33 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2016 11:34 PM (EZebt)
I'm going to have to call to pick up & fill scripts. I was going to go today, but I prefer driving this time of year, if it's cloudy out instead of driving with sun low in sky. It's blinding with sunglasses & visors down.
Posted by: Carol at January 28, 2016 11:34 PM (sj3Ax)
1. Buy pretty soap
2. Family is forbidden to use it
3. Guests use bathroom, avoid using pretty soap, rinse and dry their soapless hands on the towel
Result: urine on your towels, soap lives forever.
Posted by: Splunge at January 28, 2016 11:34 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 28, 2016 11:34 PM (/ciMI)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 28, 2016 11:34 PM (uZNvH)
Did they put in fuel? Where?
Posted by: Lewis Lesshausher at January 28, 2016 11:34 PM (QQrP6)
Posted by: Moral Statute Machine at January 28, 2016 11:26 PM (Z7G74)<<<
Fuck off, Morality Box!
Posted by: John Spartan at January 28, 2016 11:34 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 28, 2016 11:34 PM (k1gv+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 28, 2016 11:30 PM (lutOX)
The moon cakes are OK. The rice and stuff steamed in banana leaves is pretty tasty.
FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T TRY THE BALUT!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2016 11:34 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2016 11:35 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)
Of course it was true though.
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2016 11:36 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 28, 2016 11:30 PM (lutOX)
The moon cakes are OK. The rice and stuff steamed in banana leaves is pretty tasty.
FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T TRY THE BALUT!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2016 11:34 PM (q2o3
***
Too late. Her father's younger brother is a farmer....
The things we do for love.
(Tasty and kinda chewy.....)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 28, 2016 11:36 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 28, 2016 11:32 PM (/ciMI)
To be fair, he was setting up his if you're mean to me I'm going to walk out of here joke, but was interrupted by wallace. They are already using the clip out of context.
Posted by: spypeach at January 28, 2016 11:37 PM (nyYhO)
Loved it when the British bishops were calling African Anglicans savages because they refused to embrace gay marriage while supposedly allowing polygamy. Which was incredibly dishonest because while polygamy does exist in Africa, it is not recognized or sanctioned by the churches.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 28, 2016 11:37 PM (QX0Xt)
Jenna Talackova hails from Canada and is mostly known for taking Miss Universe Canada to court over disqualifying her from the competition for being a trans-woman. Jenna actually won that court battle and was allowed to compete, where she reached the Top 12.
Canada. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 28, 2016 11:37 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Splunge at January 28, 2016 11:37 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at January 28, 2016 11:37 PM (s5o+q)
Yes, tomahawk throwing. Knife throwing. Ax throwing.
Google it, probably on youtube.
Posted by: Lewis Lesshausher at January 28, 2016 11:38 PM (QQrP6)
"i'm not going to kiss you, but you need to be kissed and kissed often and by someone who knows how."
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 28, 2016 11:38 PM (WTSFk)
Shot their mouth off too much and played in the road.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2016 11:38 PM (us94s)
Posted by: Carol at January 28, 2016 11:28 PM (sj3Ax)
If it is an online poll, the Luap Nor trolls used to be drawn to online polls like moths to a flame, so he would always "win" those polls, but the real polls would show him way behind. It happened to every online poll in 2012.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, at January 28, 2016 11:38 PM (Z7G74)
don't "celebrities" have to be, you know, uh, well known, and stuff?
Posted by: filbert at January 28, 2016 11:39 PM (s5o+q)
So, my husband's shop is divided into two segments with ~8 people each. They get along fairly well.....until this weekend.
There was a birthday party for SSgt. M of the other half of the shop that we were invited to. It was a Saturday, I had a lot to do, and my daughter and husband were having fun playing Lego Dimensions, so we didn't go.
Glad we didn't.
The birthday boy, SSgt. M, decided to play "Everclear fairy" to his party participants, and went around, randomly sprinkling Everclear into people's drinks, causing people to get... looser than they normally would.
The SSgts of my husband's shop half decided to go on a long rant session about the other half, which the DDs heard. One of them was the #2 of the other half, and he's now pissed at my husband's shop.
My husband has been trying to smooth things over, but for the love of something holy, please don't be the Everclear fairy.
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 28, 2016 11:39 PM (K27gs)
Of course it was true though.
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2016 11:36 PM (zt+N6)<<<
It was also supposed to be a set up for a joke about walking off stage due to getting tough questions, but bitchy little Chrissy Wallass had to get all butt hurt and try to claw back at Cruz.
Posted by: Cruz / Allen West 2016! at January 28, 2016 11:40 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2016 11:40 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 28, 2016 11:40 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 28, 2016 11:40 PM (lutOX)
Did they put in fuel? Where?
Posted by: Lewis Lesshausher at January 28, 2016 11:34 PM (QQrP6)
They haven't refueled F1 cars in several years.
There were a couple of bad pit fires, and the FIA decided to make the teams run the race on the fuel in the tank at the start of the race.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, at January 28, 2016 11:41 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 28, 2016 11:42 PM (uZNvH)
Might I suggest, rather than starving those who don't work, how about reducing the minimum wage to 50c an hour or so?
Posted by: Lewis Lesshausher at January 28, 2016 11:42 PM (QQrP6)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 28, 2016 11:42 PM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2016 11:43 PM (zt+N6)
I don't even know what that means.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2016 11:43 PM (us94s)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 11:43 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, at January 28, 2016 11:41 PM
--
Thank you for explaining.
Posted by: Lewis Lesshausher at January 28, 2016 11:43 PM (QQrP6)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at January 28, 2016 11:43 PM (yq2eR)
This is shallow, but I can't believe he's Mike Wallace's kid.
Purely stylistically, Mike was large and handsome, like a 50s movie star.
Are chins not inherited genetically?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 28, 2016 11:44 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: John Spartan at January 28, 2016 11:34 PM (H9MG5)
I will not issue you a paper fine.
You will need to learn to use the three seashells.
Posted by: Moral Statute Machine at January 28, 2016 11:44 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2016 11:44 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2016 11:43 PM (us94s)
****
I would assume they were prepared hotter than the surface of the Sun.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 28, 2016 11:44 PM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2016 11:43 PM (zt+N6)
So juvenile.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 28, 2016 11:44 PM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2016 11:44 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 28, 2016 11:45 PM (FQKBL)
I've taken a rain check on several things for just that reason.
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2016 11:45 PM (qUNWi)
The world is strange and great, and nothing in it stranger than Man, nor anything so small......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 28, 2016 11:45 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: buzzion
It *was* true, and I thought he was setting up a fine joke, but a combination of the crowd reaction and the moderators' buzzing made it fall flatter than Rachel Corrie.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 28, 2016 11:45 PM (/ciMI)
So the Anglican Church is going to be a beard for Islam.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 28, 2016 11:46 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 11:46 PM (voOPb)
Don't wash the razor. Leave it full of pubes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 28, 2016 11:46 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 28, 2016 11:47 PM (sOhww)
Mike Wallace also used to do radio. He was the main character on the pilot of a detective show that was featured on the old time radio podcast that I subscribe to. He may also have done film or TV, not sure.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 28, 2016 11:47 PM (QX0Xt)
Who won the debate?
Posted by: naturalfake
The twitter reaction on this one was a push. Everyone thinks their man going in 'won". Rand Paul dopers and Jeb compassionate conservatives seem especially buoyed. On to Ohio!
And a not insignificant "Trump won by not attending" rump from both Rs and Ds.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 28, 2016 11:47 PM (kdS6q)
I don't even know what that means.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2016 11:43 PM (us94s)
***
heh.
You've never dined with Vietnamese, then.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 28, 2016 11:47 PM (lutOX)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/692756256449138689
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/692756536570056704
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/692756716585377792
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/692756988019761152
Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2016 11:49 PM (THCry)
That word is an old British Naval word & Chris ( democrat) spade it sound as if it was racist version of N word.
Look it up.
Posted by: Carol at January 28, 2016 11:50 PM (sj3Ax)
So the Anglican Church is going to be a beard for Islam.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 28, 2016 11:46 PM (dvuhZ)
Are they planning any outreach to actual Christians?
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 28, 2016 11:50 PM (QX0Xt)
fine joke, but a combination of the crowd reaction and the moderators'
buzzing made it fall flatter than Rachel Corrie.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 28, 2016 11:45 PM (/ciMI)<<<
Yeah. The idiot threw off Ted's timing, so it didn't work... but I'm gonna steal it anyway.
Posted by: Amy Schumer, not picky at January 28, 2016 11:51 PM (H9MG5)
There was also a brief fad for including that name as a choice in any online poll, no matter what the subject.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 28, 2016 11:51 PM (Z8DIA)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/692757201388175360
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/692757616238411776
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/692758192279949312
Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2016 11:51 PM (THCry)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2016 11:51 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Arson Wells at January 28, 2016 11:51 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 28, 2016 11:47 PM (sOhww)
Yeah, that there was a great big blinking neon "There Be Monsters" sign.
Walk on by.
Although, you gotta wonder . . . Maet looked. Probably.
Poor bastard.
Posted by: filbert at January 28, 2016 11:52 PM (s5o+q)
That word is an old British Naval word & Chris ( democrat) spade it sound as if it was racist version of N word.
Look it up.
Posted by: Carol at January 28, 2016 11:50 PM (sj3Ax)
Wasn't even Perry's property. It was property owned by some Boy's Club or something that the Perry's would lease to hunt on, and they would apparently turn that rock over.
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2016 11:52 PM (zt+N6)
No, never have.
Nor South Koreans or Japanese nor Taiwanese or Phillipine.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2016 11:52 PM (us94s)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2016 11:44 PM (n22zQ)
Are the guests afraid?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 11:52 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2016 11:52 PM (THCry)
I ask her if she'll marry me.
She answers, "I'm not saying 'no,' and I'm, not saying 'yes.' Not yet, anyway."
She tolerates the 'nieces' and my occasional indulgences therein, but she's so freakin' cagey, this one.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 28, 2016 11:52 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2016 11:51 PM (BK3ZS)
Gets really messy and moody every twenty-eight days?
Posted by: filbert at January 28, 2016 11:53 PM (s5o+q)
Here's a radio play about a Roman private eye (13 minutes):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxVWTH4ljEs
Here's a shorter, slightly different video version (8 minutes):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR_5h8CzRcI
Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2016 11:53 PM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 28, 2016 11:53 PM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Trump Supporter Supporting Trump because TRUMP! at January 28, 2016 11:53 PM (5DJW4)
The ones I haven't -- motorcycling, flying, bee keeping -- still look interesting and I'd like to give them a shot.
I used to call myself a serial hobbyist. If you're going to dive deeply into one you don't have time for the others. So I fish, I carve wood, I do darkroom photography, but there's not enough room in life to be immersed in everything all the time.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 28, 2016 11:53 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2016 11:53 PM (ucDmr)
To my own defense, I was raised calling them "teeth" of garlic, and the clove was the whole head - and the Germans I knew called them "knuckles"
Not being a total idiot, I tasted it after popping a mere 8 peeled cloves in to the blender with the chickpeas and tahini.
Mrs Tran at work said it was very tasty.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2016 11:54 PM (q2o38)
No, never have.
Nor South Koreans or Japanese nor Taiwanese or Phillipine.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2016 11:52 PM (us94s)
***
More's the pity......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 28, 2016 11:54 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2016 11:54 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2016 11:43 PM (voOPb)
Doesn't help that DD who is #2 in the other shop is the son of a raging alcoholic and he's sick of that s***.
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 28, 2016 11:54 PM (K27gs)
See, the only thing that's saving us right now is that the prog-dominated culture occasionally overplays its hand. These "pc" reboots sometimes fail, because they're glaringly different from the original, so much so that large audiences fail to show up (cf. Noah).
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2016 11:54 PM (WcCoO)
http://tinyurl.com/h6wet7c
She's asleep now, but I may tell on you tomorrow.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 28, 2016 11:54 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Trump Supporter Supporting Trump because TRUMP! at January 28, 2016 11:53 PM (5DJW4)
You're not fooling anyone, you know.
Posted by: SPAM Vikings at January 28, 2016 11:54 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Carol at January 28, 2016 11:56 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Mega at January 28, 2016 11:56 PM (JwLCI)
To my own defense, I was raised calling them "teeth" of garlic, and the clove was the whole head - and the Germans I knew called them "knuckles"
Not being a total idiot, I tasted it after popping a mere 8 peeled cloves in to the blender with the chickpeas and tahini.
Mrs Tran at work said it was very tasty.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2016 11:54 PM (q2o3
***
She's a woman of nice taste, and good judgement...
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 28, 2016 11:56 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2016 11:51 PM (BK3ZS)
RedTube? X-Hamster?
"binders" full of wimmin is so analog, you know.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2016 11:56 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 28, 2016 11:57 PM (/ciMI)
Managed to get a bowl of noodles in broth. and avoid the fish, which still had the heads on.
Posted by: Lewis Lesshausher at January 28, 2016 11:57 PM (QQrP6)
Under that criterion, our options include Huckabee, Santorum, Bush (the campaign of LOVE), etc., you know, all establishment people.
So a guy could be a strict constitutionalist with a 10000% rating but if he don't love Jesus he's out.
This is why I no longer associate with Christians. They are fucking retards.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 28, 2016 11:57 PM (5DJW4)
Carly scratched out Hillary's eyes too. That was cool.
Posted by: stace at January 28, 2016 11:57 PM (CoX6k)
Maybe I'll run into you on Saturday EMT. "
Hello, Carol. How you been? You keeping that brother and roomate in line?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2016 11:58 PM (us94s)
Wasn't even Perry's property. It was property owned by some Boy's Club or something that the Perry's would lease to hunt on, and they would apparently turn that rock over.
Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2016 11:52 PM (zt+N6)
His family bought the property, and the property had the name when it was bought. His family, Democrats at the time, changed the name right after purchasing it.
But, he was racist or something for buying it and then changing the name of it.
Posted by: Ashle Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at January 28, 2016 11:59 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 12:00 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 12:00 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:00 AM (OQ9R7)
Rescue: We have the perfect dog for you!
Me: Is it a bitch?
Rescue: ?
Me: DOES IT LOOK, LIKE, A BITCH?
Apparently Millennials never saw Pulp Fiction. I sad now.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:00 AM (5DJW4)
Santorum, Bush (the campaign of LOVE), etc., you know, all establishment
people.
........
This is why I no longer associate with Christians. They are fucking retards.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz
The options would include everyone (even, according to Trump, Trump).
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 29, 2016 12:00 AM (/ciMI)
restaurant in San Francisco one afternoon; unable to find American food
anywhere in sight.
Managed to get a bowl of noodles in broth. and avoid the fish, which still had the heads on.
Posted by: Lewis Lesshausher at January 28, 2016 11:57 PM (QQrP6)
Should have got the dinuguan.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 29, 2016 12:00 AM (T78UI)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 29, 2016 12:00 AM (21hN3)
Managed to get a bowl of noodles in broth. and avoid the fish, which still had the heads on.
Posted by: Lewis Lesshausher at January 28, 2016 11:57 PM (QQrP6)
***
On a good fish, the head is the best part. Anyone will tell you that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2016 12:00 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2016 12:01 AM (q2o38)
Result: urine on your towels, soap lives forever.
Posted by: Splunge at January 28, 2016 11:34 PM (iMxBJ)
Carve something like, "Sure, go ahead and leave the pee on your hands" into the look at soaps.
"But I haven't used it, dear!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2016 12:01 AM (BK3ZS)
Managed to get a bowl of noodles in broth. and avoid the fish, which still had the heads on.
Cultural appropriation!
Besides, what do you have against sliced frankfurters in spaghetti?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2016 12:01 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 12:01 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2016 12:01 AM (us94s)
-Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 28, 2016 11:57 PM (5DJW4)
You gonna be okay? I'll pray for you, amigo!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:02 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 29, 2016 12:02 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 12:02 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:02 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
Fish are okay, but dolphins give the best head.
Posted by: Misunderstood the Conversation at January 29, 2016 12:03 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2016 12:03 AM (q2o38)
He called Monday after 6:30 pm & I do not have RA, it's osteoarthritis.
Now I'm really going.
Posted by: Carol at January 29, 2016 12:03 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 28, 2016 11:57 PM (5DJW4)
That's painting with a rather large brush, no? Lots of Christians comment here. Plus politics isn't everything.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 29, 2016 12:03 AM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: Misunderstood the Conversation
Because they have to.
Posted by: Just the punchline at January 29, 2016 12:04 AM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 12:04 AM (NPofj)
Besides, what do you have against sliced frankfurters in spaghetti?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2016 12:01 AM (EZebt)
Once I had bowl of "spaghetti" in Okinawa that was sweet marinara sauce, noodles, and "bacon" which was actually Canadian bacon. So good.....
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 29, 2016 12:05 AM (K27gs)
**********************
Lol, I support Trump but even I laugh at his 2 Corinthians gaffe and don't take his professions of faith seriously.
The point my friend was making was that he couldn't vote for Trump because he's not a real Christian. It HAS to be a real Christian. Nothing else matters.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:05 AM (5DJW4)
Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2016 12:05 AM (HNNLk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 12:05 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 29, 2016 12:06 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2016 12:06 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2016 12:06 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 12:06 AM (ucDmr)
Apparently Millennials never saw Pulp Fiction. I sad now.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:00 AM (5DJW4)
***
One of my favorite things to do at work is to play 'Stump the Millennial."
Today, I watched one try to write a check....
Last week, one of them - a 'niece,' and a very charming and comely one she was, too - complimented me on a sweater I was wearing.
"This?" I asked, "this old thing is from the DDR."
"What's that?" she asked.
"Deutsches Demokratische Republik," I told her.
"Is that some vintage brand?"
"Yeah. They went out of business around 1990," I told her....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2016 12:07 AM (lutOX)
Having Rheumatoid factor is not conclusive for RA. It's suggestive, but not conclusive. There are other tests now that are much better and any good rheumatologist would know all about 'em.
However, there is still no test that can completely rule it in or out. It's basically the symptoms along with the tests that allow a diagnosis.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 12:07 AM (dvuhZ)
Under that criterion, our options include Huckabee, Santorum, Bush (the campaign of LOVE), etc., you know, all establishment people.
So a guy could be a strict constitutionalist with a 10000% rating but if he don't love Jesus he's out.
This is why I no longer associate with Christians. They are fucking retards.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 28, 2016 11:57 PM (5DJW4)
Bush is a Catholic, so it is probably just Santorum and Fuckabee.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at January 29, 2016 12:07 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 29, 2016 12:08 AM (K27gs)
...and continued allegiance since WWI.
*Maple Stamp*
...so approved.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:08 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 12:08 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at January 29, 2016 12:08 AM (dPpmC)
Posted by: Yo! at January 29, 2016 12:08 AM (SW2nm)
We both broke out laughing when Vincent accidentally shot Marvin in the back seat.
We were the only ones which only made us laugh harder.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 29, 2016 12:09 AM (21hN3)
The fact that a political candidate is a Christian could have some influence on whether I supported him or not.
Right now, none of our candidates' religious faith is a consideration for me. I guess if they are Christian they may be more inclined to protect religious liberty. But that isn't necessarily the case.
But there's no way I'm voting for a Christian Democrats over a non-christian Republican. Not in this day and age. Perhaps only in extreme circumstances and probably only at the local level.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 29, 2016 12:09 AM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2016 12:09 AM (us94s)
I thought he was poisoning himself, until I read the MSDS and found that Boraxo is less toxic than salt.
So I leave him to it. He claims it works, and the way my hands flare up when the weather changes makes me wonder if making those wry "I'm washing my own mouth out with soap" faces might be worth it.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2016 12:10 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 28, 2016 11:57 PM (5DJW4)
Jesus hung out with whores and tax collectors.
So, you know, whatever.
Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 12:10 AM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2016 12:10 AM (us94s)
Posted by: Yo! at January 29, 2016 12:08 AM (SW2nm)
I miss the En Fuego! guy. Haven't seen him around in a while.
Posted by: Maetenloch at January 29, 2016 12:11 AM (pAlYe)
This is why I no longer associate with Christians. They are fucking retards.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz
So even if Mark Levin ran, he'd be a no-go because he's a member of the Tribe?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 29, 2016 12:11 AM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 12:11 AM (dvuhZ)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 12:06 AM (ucDmr)
I still haven't taken down my Christmas lights. I had an opportunity a month ago, but I've developed a strange leg pain that keeps me from bending down.
It has gotten better, but everything will be wet this weekend. I guess I'll just grin and bear it!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:11 AM (OQ9R7)
That list of hobbies? I can say that many of them I currently do, have done or would like to try.
But some of them are just silly. Parkour - really? Antiqueing? NOT man hobbies.
And "home projects" is not a hobby, it's a necessity, fercryingoutloud.
Anyway, I would say that I won the debate tonight, because I didn't watch the damn thing.
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 12:12 AM (fSuK4)
"Is that some vintage brand?"
"Yeah. They went out of business around 1990," I told her....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2016 12:07 AM (lutOX)
Oh, that's just MEAN! You can't expect a Millennial to know anything past 1995!
/sarc
Posted by: pookysgirl is a Millennial too at January 29, 2016 12:12 AM (K27gs)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 29, 2016 12:13 AM (WcCoO)
*************************
I'm pretty sure Cruz is a devout evangelical, the only qualifying choice I wouldn't stone my friend to death for choosing to vote for.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:13 AM (5DJW4)
I'll deal with it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:13 AM (OQ9R7)
We both broke out laughing when Vincent accidentally shot Marvin in the back seat.
We were the only ones which only made us laugh harder.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 29, 2016 12:09 AM (21hN3)
***
You used to be at LGF, didn't you?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2016 12:13 AM (lutOX)
If he leads with his dick, chances are he's lying about his motivation.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2016 12:13 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at January 29, 2016 12:07 AM (Z7G74)
Pretty sure Sandtorum is a Catholic.
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 12:14 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at January 29, 2016 12:14 AM (HeZ0H)
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2016 12:15 AM (NMM6D)
And his depression?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2016 12:15 AM (EZebt)
He is. I had to look up Jeb, because WASP, but apparently he converted in 1995.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 29, 2016 12:15 AM (1xUj/)
You'll shoot someone in the street and get away with it?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2016 12:15 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 29, 2016 12:15 AM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2016 12:16 AM (NMM6D)
Posted by: Yo! at January 29, 2016 12:16 AM (SW2nm)
"Is that some vintage brand?"
"Yeah. They went out of business around 1990," I told her....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2016 12:07 AM (lutOX)
Oh, that's just MEAN! You can't expect a Millennial to know anything past 1995!
/sarc
Posted by: pookysgirl is a Millennial too at January 29, 2016 12:12 AM (K27gs)
***
but she's so cute... I can't bear to make her feel, as her generation say, 'less than.'
And she's so very sweet and cute......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2016 12:16 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Slapweasel
---------------
Or, you could just grin and beer it like me!
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 12:16 AM (fSuK4)
Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 12:16 AM (s5o+q)
-Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2016 12:15 AM (NMM6D)
Thank You, Darlin'!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:16 AM (OQ9R7)
**************************
Only Tarantino could envision turning a scene of a mob guy picking up pieces of brain material into comedy gold.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:16 AM (5DJW4)
Posted by: Yo! at January 29, 2016 12:16 AM (SW2nm)
Posted by: PabloD at January 29, 2016 12:16 AM (c9t4Y)
They looked like snacks, I swear!
Posted by: navybrat at January 29, 2016 12:17 AM (8QGte)
-Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 12:16 AM (fSuK4)
Already aboard, Captain!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:17 AM (OQ9R7)
I have decoration soaps to "Look At". Strongly worded letter to the Mrs shall follow.
Posted by: Nom de Blog at January 29, 2016 12:14 AM (HeZ0H)
Nom!
Have you returned after a long hiatus, or have you been here along and I've just missed you?
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 29, 2016 12:17 AM (WcCoO)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 29, 2016 12:00 AM (/ciMI)
To some fundamentalists, being Catholic means "not Christian".
Bush, Christie, Cruz, Rubio, all Catholic.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at January 29, 2016 12:17 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:18 AM (OQ9R7)
I think that should seal the ruling.
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 12:18 AM (zt+N6)
I bought a tomahawk head for a friend and trimmed down a hatchet handle to mount it on, and that thing would fly true and hit blade first every time. I almost didn't want to give it away.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2016 12:19 AM (q2o38)
-
Good golly! How many dicks does a guy need?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2016 12:19 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: speedster1 at January 29, 2016 12:19 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: eman at January 29, 2016 12:19 AM (MQEz6)
/sarc
************************
There's a scene of Married with Children where Al Bund tried to impress a hot girl by pretending to be Joe Namath and talking about his Super Bowl win, and the girl says, "I wan't even born then."
I think that's just about where I am now too.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:19 AM (5DJW4)
49: "Tomahawk throwing? Really?"
Jesus ChemJeff, you really are an urban pajama boy dick slurping hipster bag of used douche fluid, aren't you?
Posted by: Brown Trout Liberation Movement at January 29, 2016 12:13 AM (LVG/7)
We're doing Brown Trout again, are we?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2016 12:19 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2016 12:19 AM (WOyz5)
To some fundamentalists, being Catholic means "not Christian".
Bush, Christie, Cruz, Rubio, all Catholic.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at January 29, 2016 12:17 AM (Z7G74)
Cruz is Baptist (his dad is a Baptist minister, I think).
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 12:20 AM (NPofj)
Besides, Democrats lie about that. Nancy Pelosi is a Catholic. She says.
Posted by: Splunge at January 29, 2016 12:20 AM (iMxBJ)
I think that should seal the ruling.
Posted by: buzzion
*seconds the dead guy*
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 29, 2016 12:20 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2016 12:20 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 29, 2016 12:13 AM (WcCoO)
******
Nah, because enough viruses find me. I don't need to go looking for them.
Hope this works out for you though.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 12:20 AM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: stace at January 29, 2016 12:20 AM (CoX6k)
'Nieces' come and go, but moya milaya Mishka is forever...
Ya evo lybliu....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2016 12:21 AM (lutOX)
And she's so very sweet and cute......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2016 12:16 AM (lutOX)
You're as bad as my husband. "But... but... she's ASKING for a cookie! And she's being so polite! And she's got those BIG EYES!""The answer is still NO!"
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 29, 2016 12:21 AM (K27gs)
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 12:21 AM (zt+N6)
When I was young and had no sense
I stuck my dick to an electric fence
Burned my dick and singed my balls
Pissed all over my overalls.
I can't convey the tune, though, but that's the lyrics.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 12:21 AM (dvuhZ)
-Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2016 12:19 AM (WOyz5)
The motion will now be brought to a vote.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:21 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2016 12:21 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 12:21 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Yo! at January 29, 2016 12:22 AM (SW2nm)
Didn't get in on the Risen thread in time, but I found out about it the other day because Baylor was having a special screening (and I still have the Baylor website as my homepage--yeah, yeah, I know, alumna's prerogative). Turns out, the director, Kevin Reynolds, is not only an alumnus but also the son of former Baylor president/chancellor Herbert H. Reynolds.
I'm *really* not expecting a sucker-punch ending, though I don't blame people for being wary because Hollywood.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 29, 2016 12:22 AM (vRQPU)
My friend thinks it was funny.
Posted by: Ralph at January 29, 2016 12:22 AM (ZLAox)
Posted by: Yo! at January 29, 2016 12:22 AM (SW2nm)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:22 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 12:23 AM (FkBIv)
ASKING for a cookie! And she's being so polite! And she's got those BIG
EYES!""The answer is still NO!
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 29, 2016 12:21 AM (K27gs)
Your husband feeds cookies to strange women?
Oh, how is your ankle?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2016 12:23 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 12:23 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2016 12:19 AM (Nwg0u)
****
I know, right? My one has gotten me in enough trouble.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 12:23 AM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: navybrat at January 29, 2016 12:24 AM (8QGte)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 12:24 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 12:24 AM (dvuhZ)
I got out the 1957 Encyclopaedia Britannica atlas to get the answer and my mid- and late-twenties nephews were wowed by the old state names etc. and how much the world had changed in that roughly 60 years.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2016 12:24 AM (WOyz5)
Pardon the insolence, oh Great Old One, but perhaps not wise to quote the Trouser Trout Bowel Movement.
Posted by: tiny insolent human at January 29, 2016 12:25 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
I'm pretty sure Shep would rather do butt stuff with double-dong guy than Megyn.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 29, 2016 12:25 AM (Pwh6H)
"You've never dined with Vietnamese[1], then....." Nor South Koreans[2] or Japanese[4] nor Taiwanese[5] or Phillipine[6].
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
[1] Having a Vietnamese co-worker invite me to sit down with her at lunch, while she whittled off pieces of her Asian Pear for me.
[2] Koreans are Klingons. Same frighting food, same table manners.
[3] Uhhh - I forget the third one
[4] Japanese girls on dates. Very tidy. Eat like cats
[5] Chinese et al. Hearty eaters. Very American.
[6] Philippine "food", and I use the term loosely is vile. Like someone mixed Asian and Spanish cuisine together and peed on it. Won't even touch free left overs.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2016 12:25 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: speedster1 at January 29, 2016 12:26 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 12:23 AM (ucDmr)
Heavens no! He might accidentally see her vajayjay and faint.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 12:26 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2016 12:26 AM (EzgxV)
And she's so very sweet and cute......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2016 12:16 AM (lutOX)
You're as bad as my husband. "But... but... she's ASKING for a cookie! And she's being so polite! And she's got those BIG EYES!""The answer is still NO!"
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 29, 2016 12:21 AM (K27gs)
***
No. I'm worse. Women are so beautiful, so perfect.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2016 12:26 AM (lutOX)
Ax throwing on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PyBZd0z1tM
lumberjack - woodsman competition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnBHaq6rzcE
Posted by: Lewis Lesshausher at January 29, 2016 12:26 AM (QQrP6)
Welcome to the West! A FAQ For Immigrants
I rate this piece as "mostly funny."
I do have have a small quibble, though.
The answer to the question 'Shall We at Least Murder These Kissing Men?' contains the following statement:
Once again, we're not asking you to celebrate, approve, or embrace anything you don't like, but you will have to tolerate it in order for the assimilation thing to stick.
I can think of a few bakers, florists, and pizza shop owners who would rate this statement as "mostly false."
Thus endeth my quibble.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 29, 2016 12:26 AM (WcCoO)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 12:27 AM (dvuhZ)
I figured because, Hispanic, Catholic.
The egg is in the form of an omelet.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at January 29, 2016 12:27 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: SMFH
---------------
Oh, I'm sure.
Actually, I tried watching a few minutes at a commercial break during the Evel Knievel bio, but the 'ding ding' timer sounded too much like the doorbell. Which set you-know-who into his "let me at that MF!" routine, barking for 10 minutes.
Um, dude, it's the TV
"I don't care - let me outside! I'll chew SOMEBODY a new asshole!"
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 12:28 AM (fSuK4)
I figured because, Hispanic, Catholic.
The egg is in the form of an omelet.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at January 29, 2016 12:27 AM (Z7G74)
His daddy being a preacher and not a mail man should have been a big clue.
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 12:28 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 29, 2016 12:29 AM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Yo! at January 29, 2016 12:29 AM (SW2nm)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2016 12:24 AM (WOyz5)
Yes, or even 25 years. When my son was born in 1991 I bought map of the world shower curtains and other crap like that because I didn't want him to be geographically ignorant. Whoops, then the USSR fell. So much for all the map junk I bought.
Posted by: stace at January 29, 2016 12:29 AM (CoX6k)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 12:29 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 28, 2016 11:57 PM (5DJW4)
How nice for you. So, you have, like, two friends, and all they do is bitch about how those evil Christianists have forced you to do...... what, exactly?
Speaking of fucking retards, that's all you have left.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2016 12:29 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 12:30 AM (YJmuy)
aos isn't what it used to be. someone can post that Christians are retards and nary a peep.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 29, 2016 12:29 AM (MNgU2)
Several people peeped... I just ignored because it was ignorant.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 12:30 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 29, 2016 12:29 AM (MNgU2)
Peep.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2016 12:30 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Splunge at January 29, 2016 12:20 AM (iMxBJ)
Granny Nan is Catholic the way our current Pope is Catholic--when it is convenient to be so. Otherwise? Not so much.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2016 12:31 AM (+YMhA)
Your husband feeds cookies to strange women?
Oh, how is your ankle?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2016 12:23 AM (q2o3
No, the little one has found out that she can make her daddy's resolve buckle by being cute..... heaven help us all.
As for the ankle....... the surgeon wants an appointment to take x-rays of the screw he already said he'd take out if it was "driving me crazy," and it's started to impact my walking, so I want it GONE. Hence the Whipped Cream Vodka and watermelon Fruit Water....
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 29, 2016 12:31 AM (K27gs)
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:31 AM (5DJW4)
>>>Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2016 12:19 AM (EzgxV)<<<
Pardon the insolence, oh Great Old One, but perhaps not wise to quote the Trouser Trout Bowel Movement.
Posted by: tiny insolent human at January 29, 2016 12:25 AM (H9MG5)
Appreciate your concern, as I'm also suspecting that Brown Trout is about to enter Black Hole. Randomly attacking long-time commenters is no way to go through life, son....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2016 12:32 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 29, 2016 12:29 AM (MNgU2)
That will because of the Christian teaching that it is wrong to reply in kind and also, I can't think of a way of saying "I'm praying for you" without sounding like a condescending dick.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 29, 2016 12:32 AM (WcCoO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 12:32 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 12:33 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2016 12:33 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: tcn in AK
I'm pretty sure Nanzi doesn't even know anymore. She's so senile she couldn't even put her teeth in by herself.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 29, 2016 12:33 AM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: speedster1 at January 29, 2016 12:33 AM (vUcdz)
Churches that have a tendency to be the bulwark of the state tend to not be a good haven for the little people.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2016 12:34 AM (q2o38)
His daddy being a preacher and not a mail man should have been a big clue.
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 12:28 AM (zt+N6)
Someone's dad was a mailman?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at January 29, 2016 12:34 AM (Z7G74)
*********************************
Let me be perfectly clear: I only find 43.713% of Christians to be retards.
The number might be a bit lower if they would stop kicking me out of churches all the time.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:34 AM (5DJW4)
Posted by: speedster1 at January 29, 2016 12:34 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Yo! at January 29, 2016 12:34 AM (SW2nm)
I'm sorry you have RA & I had two aunts, both passed away in 1995, first the youngest of my mother's sisters & within three months the oldest. One had gold shots & was first to die at Mass Eye & Ear Hospital waiting. I don't know exact details because I was on vacation in The Bahamas.
Both my aunts were confined to wheelchairs the last 3-4 years of their lives & that was around time commercial saying "I've fallen & can't get up" was on & it happened to my
Godmother, same aunt & I didn't like jokes about that damn commercial.
My grandmother died before I was born & there were any meds for it & was crippled in bed for 22 years, that's from my mother & several of my cousins that are 9 years younger than my late mother.
I'll ask new dr, if I finally read my note to call, to ask for new test in May.
I do know damage RA does & Gold shots & surprised that they still use drug, Methotrexate for it. It was a chemotherapy drug.
Thank you & I hope your RA Doctor helps you.
I'll say prayer for you if I can keep eyes open.
Lauren- I don't have psoriasis. I have sore on right elbow & it's from whacking it on asphalt tiles on house. You know how it is, gave something that hurts & hit it again.
Curel (thick, greasy, white cream in jar) that I use 1-2 times a day, clears it up.
Thank you.
MisHum,
Good Night.
Posted by: Carol at January 29, 2016 12:34 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: RWC -Team BOHICA at January 29, 2016 12:35 AM (hlMPp)
I've seen, (recently), your dislike for Mrs. Kelly. I find this curious, as I am particularly studious and implicitly eager to follow each evening's commentary.
What, (in particular), allows for your derogatory campaign against this woman?
...please include the word "Sweetheart" in your answer.
-Thank You.
P.S.: I'm going to fight you.
>>>Out In The Yard... NOW!!!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:35 AM (OQ9R7)
♦
Jefferson Airplane - Best of JA was not really Kantner, I suppose, but he did launch 'em. I can still listen to After Bathing at Baxter's and Bless Its Pointy Little Head, and several fine cuts from Surrealistic Pillow.
♦
Uncle Palpatine: ...Not that "mindfulness" crap, of course...
No relation.
♦
Misanthrope: This is why I no longer associate with Christians. They are fucking retards.
Wow. I've rarely seen a brush that broad. (Oh, I see chique already said that)
Well, nevertheless: Dr Piper of OK Wesleyan U, after the popularization of his "this is not a daycare" article, has been asked if he would invite Trump to speak a la Falwell Jr. His reasons why not are moraly, but hardly knee-jerk Christian.
http://bit.ly/1nSysNs
Posted by: mindful webworker - I Saw You... at January 29, 2016 12:35 AM (+BxpP)
Posted by: RWC -Team BOHICA at January 29, 2016 12:35 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: speedster1 at January 29, 2016 12:33 AM (vUcdz)
Well, no, I personally don't think that sort of passive-aggressive stuff is what Jesus had in mind as being OK when He said do not return evil for evil.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 29, 2016 12:36 AM (WcCoO)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2016 12:36 AM (Nwg0u)
The number might be a bit lower if they would stop kicking me out of churches all the time.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:34 AM (5DJW4)
What in the world are you doing that gets you kicked out of church (multiple times)?????
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 12:36 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 12:32 AM (voOPb)
That's an excellent point, and when he was much older I made a big effort to impress him with the fact that communism isn't compatible with human life on this planet. Mass graves, democide, etc. He got the message.
Posted by: stace at January 29, 2016 12:37 AM (CoX6k)
*****************
And then calling their mother a hamster?
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:37 AM (5DJW4)
Posted by: speedster1 at January 29, 2016 12:37 AM (vUcdz)
-it's like masterbating when the alarm is going off-
Posted by: Yo! at January 29, 2016 12:38 AM (SW2nm)
You're not the only one who didn't watch, Chi.
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2016 12:16 AM (NMM6D)
How goes in general, kiddo? Found everything?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2016 12:38 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 12:38 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: The Great White Snark
Don't forget that Our Lord was Jewish, so when he said to turn the other cheek, I think the "but don't be a schmuck about it" was implied.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 29, 2016 12:38 AM (Pwh6H)
She has that wide eye look from too many face lifts, too much Lithium, or both.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2016 12:38 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:34 AM (5DJW4)
Story, please, and be specific. This could be at least entertaining, considering the abuse proffered.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2016 12:38 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2016 12:38 AM (WOyz5)
i don't disagree. i was just used to witty sarcastic non angry responses. I probably didn't give it enough time.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 29, 2016 12:39 AM (MNgU2)
appointment to take x-rays of the screw he already said he'd take out if
it was "driving me crazy," and it's started to impact my walking, so I
want it GONE. Hence the Whipped Cream Vodka and watermelon Fruit
Water....
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 29, 2016 12:31 AM (K27gs)
When I broke big bones on a staircase I got screwed back together too, but mine came out. I think I referred to it as surgical Jenga at one point.
I'm still miffed I didn't get them as souvenirs. I was going to put them in a riker mount labled, "walk, do not run, to the nearest exit"
It's good to hear your daughter is learning early to bend men's wills. It is a useful skill.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2016 12:39 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 12:39 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2016 12:36 AM (Nwg0u)
Well, God did give you four of 'em.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2016 12:40 AM (+YMhA)
Let me be perfectly clear: I only find 43.713% of Christians to be retards.
The number might be a bit lower if they would stop kicking me out of churches all the time.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:34 AM (5DJW4)
What in the world are you doing that gets you kicked out of church (multiple times)?????
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 12:36 AM (NPofj)
I'm guessing the pastor's wife.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2016 12:40 AM (EzgxV)
And so, I pass the test.
Also my favorite color is blue, and I seek the grail.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 29, 2016 12:40 AM (TqXWc)
Posted by: redbanzai
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My first answer was "trolling," but I doubt he's ever stepped foot in a church, so ignore it.
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 12:41 AM (fSuK4)
-
Diana see that Hollywood came to Pope Frankie Goes To Hollywood the other day? Leo DaCaprio went over to straighten him out on global warming. And the heartbreak of bear rape.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2016 12:41 AM (Nwg0u)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 12:39 AM (ucDmr)
-You
-Yard
-NOW!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:41 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2016 12:41 AM (+YMhA)
The one that started when the motion detector spotted you?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 12:41 AM (YJmuy)
In the old days, it was bad. Actually, I'd likely be in a wheelchair now if I hadn't had my right hip replaced. Both knees are currently shot and I could have any one or both replaced at any time I wanted to pull the trigger.
Methotrexate is standard treatment now. It works, but basically just slows down the damage process. And it is not without it's side effects. The newest drugs are the "biologics", such as Enbrel, which can be really good, but they are very immunosuppressive, and other side effects.
RA and its treatment are complicated things.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 12:42 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 12:42 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 12:38 AM (voOPb)
It's vet oxytocin, MisHum. They use it to induce labor in goats.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2016 12:43 AM (q2o38)
As you know Jesus was quite witty when in a religious debate. I guess it could be described as witty. What's a better adjective?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 29, 2016 12:43 AM (MNgU2)
Posted by: RWC -Team BOHICA at January 29, 2016 12:43 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 12:43 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 12:43 AM (FkBIv)
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There was one time I voiced my concern to the... elders I guess they were, over a sermon where the pastor told us to take out our wallets and star speaking to it, and summon God to put $1000 in it.
I got the bless your heart response for showing my concerns and was never invited to a cell group again.
More recently I tried another church where they were doing a heavy metal worship session with the full lights and smoke effects. I was surprised because the pastor was the son of a more traditional pastor who would have never pandered like that to get young people coming. I expressed my concern again to one of the pastors, who said they cater to a particular culture, but if it didn't suit me he wishes me luck in finding a church more befitting of what I'm looking for, which is Christian-speak for get the fuck outta here.
And one time that was really my fault because I joined a christian singles group and tried flirting with all the women there, many of who already had boyfriends with apparent anger issues.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:44 AM (5DJW4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 12:44 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 12:45 AM (voOPb)
I think it's from a steroid allergy inhaler I started script in June. Now I've stopped all allergy inhalers for at least a month & taking Benadryl. It doesn't make me tired but it dries out eyes & I cannot keep eyes open.
Good night. I used drops & would stay but I need to go pick up scripts tomorrow & its an hour on good traffic day.
Have a great ONT!
Posted by: Carol at January 29, 2016 12:46 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:44 AM (5DJW4)
*****
Well then, those three Micro experiences totally qualify you to quantify all Christians as retards. Perfectly understandable. Carry on.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 12:47 AM (q9Mkv)
She is prepared and intelligent about how she goes about her evening's questioning.
She is rarely caught off-guard and probes conservatives and progressives, alike, to the point of anger at times.
Mr. Chavez?
I suggest you study your object of derision further before you take such a tack!
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:47 AM (OQ9R7)
Since I'm not a muzzie & never impregnated a goat it sounds like not the drug for me
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 12:49 AM (voOPb)
You concern is noted.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 29, 2016 12:49 AM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:49 AM (OQ9R7)
I'm guessing the pastor's wife.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2016 12:40 AM (EzgxV)
HA!
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 12:42 AM (NPofj)
Can I get partial credit for the last anecdote @320?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2016 12:49 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:50 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2016 12:50 AM (VgpqQ)
Even though I've got surge protection and the laptop is not directly on AC, I think I'll clock out.
Nitey night. Sleep tight. Don't let the trump bugs bite.
Posted by: mindful webworker - urge protected at January 29, 2016 12:50 AM (+BxpP)
When I broke big bones on a staircase I got
screwed back together too, but mine came out. I think I referred to it
as surgical Jenga at one point.
I'm still miffed I didn't get
them as souvenirs. I was going to put them in a riker mount labled,
"walk, do not run, to the nearest exit"
It's good to hear your daughter is learning early to bend men's wills. It is a useful skill.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2016 12:39 AM (q2o3
It took my surgeon 4 hours, not the estimated 1, to put my leg back together. That's why I'm so patient when I have an appointment on surgery days.
"Oh, he's late because of surgery? No problem, I'll wait. I brought a book."
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 29, 2016 12:50 AM (K27gs)
****************************
Diminutive mental acuity in Christian churches is like a fish in water. It's so ubiquitous that those in it are unaware of it despite the fact that they are completely ensconced in it.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:51 AM (5DJW4)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 29, 2016 12:51 AM (MNgU2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 12:51 AM (ucDmr)
I got the bless your heart response for showing my concerns and was never invited to a cell group again.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz
I think that's called "The Prosperity something-or-other" which boils down to "pray to God to make you rich, but if he doesn't it's because you didn't believe hard enough." Not only is it heresy, it's really retarded heresy. Reminds me of what Sam Kinison called "God's special-ed squad."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 29, 2016 12:51 AM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 12:51 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 12:52 AM (VdICR)
I'm a lifelong Christian, and I'd have walked out of both of the first two churches without hesitation and never gone back.
The good news is that there are other churches that teach sound doctrine and don't go in for the heavy metal worship band. The trick is finding them.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 29, 2016 12:52 AM (vRQPU)
to a particular culture, but if it didn't suit me he wishes me luck in
finding a church more befitting of what I'm looking for, which is
Christian-speak for get the fuck outta here.
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:44 AM (5DJW4)
That is not Christian speak for get the fuck out of here. Its English for "you are welcome to stay but we will not change the service for you." The ways people choose to commune with God and fellow believers are many and varied. Not all church services allow everyone to feel connected. If heavy metal is not for you (and it certainly isn't for me), another type of service likely would be.
In any case, and I am not snarking here, I will pray that you find what you need. I know my own life would be much sadder and shallower without the Lord.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 12:52 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 29, 2016 12:52 AM (TqXWc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 12:54 AM (ucDmr)
So I leave him to it. He claims it works, and the way my hands flare up when the weather changes makes me wonder if making those wry "I'm washing my own mouth out with soap" faces might be worth it.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2016 12:10 AM (q2o3
Boraxo is (or was? have not seen it for years) a hand soap made with borax. It was mostly powdered soap, and one would not want to eat it. 20 Mule Team borax, is, IIRC, sodium borate salt, and you could eat that, but I think pharmaceutical-grade boric acid would be the preparation of choice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2016 12:54 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29,
2016 12:45 AM (voOPb)
Thanks. I can't believe these decrepit socialists still believe in this garbage. They're like flat earthers.
Posted by: stace at January 29, 2016 12:54 AM (CoX6k)
-Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 12:47 AM (q9Mkv)
*HAH!*
Dude is looking for a reason to find something.
Here's a hint...
Look hard enough and you'll always dissuade goodness, morals and reason.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:55 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Maetenloch at January 29, 2016 12:55 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2016 12:49 AM (EzgxV)
Most certainly, cthulhu:-)
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 12:56 AM (NPofj)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 12:54 AM (ucDmr)
Agreed, Sir!
*fistbump*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:56 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:51 AM (5DJW4)
C'mon man. You tried a heavy metal worship service, knowing it was that, and were turned off. Was that truly surprising?
And yeah, there are some out there charismatic churches. You might also avoid the ones that burn every translation but the King James.
Go more middle of the road and don't put your hand on the knee of the lady next to you and you might get on pretty well.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 29, 2016 12:56 AM (TqXWc)
Look hard enough and you'll always dissuade goodness, morals and reason.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:55 AM (OQ9R7)
'Cause phonies have come, and wrong's been done,
Even healing in Jesus' Name.
And if you've been burned, here's what I've learned:
The Lord's not the one to blame.
--Keith Green
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 29, 2016 12:57 AM (vRQPU)
Indiana Jones in the Map Room.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 12:52 AM (VdICR)
John Williams is a fargin genius. The score for the latest Star Wars was amazing.
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 29, 2016 12:57 AM (K27gs)
-Posted by: Maetenloch at January 29, 2016 12:55 AM (wqVD1)
I pre-projected that or something.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:57 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:51 AM (5DJW4)
*****
Gosh, that's a lotta words just to say they didn't like me enough so now I'm going to not like them first.
Nighty nite.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 12:58 AM (q9Mkv)
I love dogs, but in that situation, I would be asking the people from the next ranch whether, the next time that happened, if they wanted me to burn the body on my trash pile or just leave it at their gate in a burlap sack.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2016 12:58 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 12:58 AM (ucDmr)
Even healing in Jesus' Name.
And if you've been burned, here's what I've learned:
The Lord's not the one to blame."
--Keith Green
-Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 29, 2016 12:57 AM (vRQPU)
*removes hat*
Yes, Ma'am.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:59 AM (OQ9R7)
I was until the stupid city snow plow came through last night and re-buried my car (grrrrrrr)
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 01:00 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 01:00 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 12:55 AM (OQ9R7)
*****
Yep, Fo sho.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 01:00 AM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 29, 2016 01:02 AM (vRQPU)
See, that's just not how folks around here comport themselves. We try to have a modicum of decency most of the time. Yes even between the dirty jokes and cussing.
But I wish you luck in finding a comment section on a blog somewhere else that better suits your needs and desire to trash Christians.
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 01:03 AM (fSuK4)
Well that was a weird one. Thanks Maet. Did anyone confirm the identity of the odd drive-by insult artist?
Interesting about the VA gun stuff. Not enough detail in the linked item to confirm it, but I wonder if portraying the walk-back as part of a "compromise" involving bans on carry for people under court order related to domestic violence is a complete sham. That is, if the VA GOP (and, I'd think at least a few surviving non-NOVA/non-Richmond Dems, if there are any, who are historically "normal" for the area and thus no friends of gun grabbing nonsense) were actually planning to oppose the court-order thinggy.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2016 01:04 AM (QDnY+)
They push the heavy boulder aside, and inside is ... Pharisee Mel Brooks. "Of course he left. He said that mattress was terrible."
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 01:05 AM (VdICR)
...I am truly blessed, ma'am!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 01:05 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 01:06 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 01:08 AM (voOPb)
Pretty darned good, Miss Wolfe! My biggest concern? Getting those Christmas lights off the house and bushes.
...I am truly blessed, ma'am!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 01:05 AM (OQ9R7)
Just make sure not to bang yourself up in the process -- you are too well-liked to absent yourself for recuperation.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2016 01:09 AM (EzgxV)
Giorgio Tsoukalos shows up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 01:10 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 01:11 AM (voOPb)
detail in the linked item to confirm it, but I wonder if portraying the
walk-back as part of a "compromise" involving bans on carry for people
under court order related to domestic violence is a complete sham. That
is, if the VA GOP (and, I'd think at least a few surviving
non-NOVA/non-Richmond Dems, if there are any, who are historically
"normal" for the area and thus no friends of gun grabbing nonsense) were
actually planning to oppose the court-order thinggy.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2016 01:04 AM (QDnY+)
That "deal" is no deal at all. Individuals that are subject to a restraining order are not allowed by law in Virginia to have weapons. That has been the law for a long, long time.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 01:12 AM (NPofj)
Giorgio Tsoukalos shows up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 01:10 AM (FkBIv)
You really should check out the video claiming that the movie is actually promoting the arrival of the anti-Christ. Hilarious.
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 01:13 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 01:13 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 01:13 AM (VdICR)
I, on the other hand, could use your prayers and those of the Horde. Short version: I've been sick since mid-August, which has put a real damper on my ability to freelance and teach at the same time. Meds aren't working. I see a specialist next Friday, but tomorrow (if I'm up to it) I go to see about getting some financial assistance.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 29, 2016 01:14 AM (vRQPU)
Pharisee Mel Brooks. "Of course he left. He said that mattress was
terrible."
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 01:05 AM (VdICR)
LEAVE US ALONE, MEL BRROKS!
Posted by: pookysgirl channeling medieval villagers at January 29, 2016 01:14 AM (K27gs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 01:15 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 29, 2016 01:16 AM (vRQPU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 01:11 AM (voOPb)
The joys of snow and city living (sigh)
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 01:17 AM (NPofj)
I tried pretty darned hard to make sure that I called you no names nor disregarded your opinion, Sir.
I jokingly "Called You Into The Yard", not because I could even Beat Someone's Ass over a minor subject, but because I am at a keyboard with a six-pack in my gullet! LOL.
Finding Faith in God is a personal thing and I've found it to be profound in my turn-around from complete idiocy.
I find you no more 'retarded' in your opinion than I am in mine.
You have done nothing to offend me in the past or present. You have only been kind and helpful.
Don't change a darned thing because I "White Knight" for Megyn Kelly... lol!
Keep That Faith and Love. That is important and True.
...Budweiser aside.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 01:17 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 29, 2016 01:17 AM (vRQPU)
I know open carry is legal here; you just don't expect to see a hippie toting an AK wanna-be in Wal-Mart.
Anyone have an idea about what model rifle this would be? Pretty sure it was not an AR-15 type; mag looked like it would hold .308 or 7.62 mm shells, not .223
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2016 01:17 AM (Z8fuk)
MH you saw that ace dropped into the brawl two nights ago to give the "everybody stop throwing chairs" talk? Well, a concise clear reminder, anyway.
Thing is, there wasn't actually much direct personal attacking going on. It was more in the form of generalizations about certain sets of people (see this ONT for a very close parallel). Which could be seen as a devious roundabout personal attack, probably.
Most interesting was the one-man marathon effort by a regular. One-note and generally prettyshallow, with a mysterious and impressive level of condescension. With one very interesting possible bit of revelation, in one of his very last comments.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2016 01:18 AM (QDnY+)
Pretty sure that was directed at the person who *has* been calling names, not at you.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 29, 2016 01:19 AM (vRQPU)
Posted by: Misanthrope for Trump/Cruz at January 29, 2016 12:51 AM (5DJW4)
You may want to exercise better judgement in choosing your place of worship (see your first two anecdotes) or behavior (last anecdote).
Plus the second place didn't kick you out. You didn't like what they were doing, so they rightfully offered that you may be more comfortable elsewhere.
There are quite a few Christian commenters here and it's pretty obvious we aren't dumb.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 29, 2016 01:20 AM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 01:20 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: redbanzai
--------------
Ha. Just cold.
I got maybe 1/2", which was washed away by rain that very night. Then, more rain, turned to freezing rain, turned to sleet, then a little snow. Another 1/2"?
It was all melted in two days.
You still hqve that much? How bad was it up there?
(I tried to ask you how you were a few days back, but willowed or crossed wires)
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 01:21 AM (fSuK4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2016 01:17 AM (Z8fuk)
******
This fits the description of a Romanian G code AK I have, with black poly furniture rather than the wood mine has. Shoots 7.62x39, 30 standard or 40 round banana mag.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 01:23 AM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 29, 2016 01:23 AM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 29, 2016 01:26 AM (QX0Xt)
redbanzai, so you're confirming what the linked item said, that the Gov/AG were reversing themselves in return for nothing at all? Seems plausible, and certainly one of those extremely rare feel-good stories on that topic. Thanks.
AOP, AR platforms (of which I am not an owner, yet) come in lots of flavors, including .308, and 7.62 (well, I think). So, coulda been one of those. Interesting to hear a first-hand open-carry anecdote.
Oh - todaymy buddy and I burned a few of those Nicaraguan stogies you so thoughtfully brought back from your recent trip. Very nice. Thanks again. He's going to remodel his house, so I'll have to take in a few of his things for lodging. A .308 M1A SOCOM rifle, and a Smith ampersand Wesson Model 27. "Really, it's no bother, really".
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2016 01:26 AM (QDnY+)
would be? Pretty sure it was not an AR-15 type; mag looked like it would
hold .308 or 7.62 mm shells, not .223
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2016 01:17 AM (Z8fuk)<<<
Did it have that thing that goes up?
Ah... doesn't matter... every black "assault" rifle is an AR-15. So, that's what it must have been.
Posted by: MFM weapons expert at January 29, 2016 01:26 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 01:26 AM (ucDmr)
(I tried to ask you how you were a few days back, but willowed or crossed wires)
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 01:21 AM (fSuK4)
It snowed for 36 hours straight here... I measured 20 inches in the back yard. Between myself and son2, we dug my car out and scraped a two foot perimeter on all sides of my car (my neighbors were very covetous of that space after :-)). I kinda figured that, after not showing up Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday or Tuesday, that the city was just not going to plow. Surprise, surprise... they came through in the middle of the night last night :-/
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 01:27 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 01:23 AM (q9Mkv)
I looked at some pictures from the 'net. Not a good fit. This guy's rifle did not have the pistol grip. Looked like the stock went right under the receiver, and basically had a hole in it to make the trigger guard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2016 01:28 AM (Z8fuk)
I will certainly ask for your Faith to be rewarded through Him. Might your strength find itself doubled through our very prayers.
Should we need to start fundraising, you just let me know. I will spearhead a campaign for donations with mine being the very first.
I ask Our Lord to find you, and find you well. Might strength surge through your very soul and those around you buoy that faith; as beloved creations of God.
As you have carried and loved others, might that same love be found within yourself and those who surround you.
May those of Faith carry you, should you stumble.
Blessed are those whose love is unconditional.
In Jesus' Name, I pray...
*amen*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 01:29 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2016 01:28 AM (Z8fuk)
******
SKS, mebbe? Grasping here.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 01:30 AM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2016 01:26 AM (QDnY+)
I am glad you enjoyed them, rhomboid. Hope they were up to snuff.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2016 01:30 AM (Z8fuk)
-Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 29, 2016 01:19 AM (vRQPU)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 01:20 AM (ucDmr)
*Red-Face*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 01:31 AM (OQ9R7)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Penitent Man Will Pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tijgw5VLHbY
This light touch is not something that JW usually does, but the grail theme makes the hair on my neck stand up.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 01:31 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 01:31 AM (ucDmr)
Another "quick takes" on items where there is too little to say to make a complete article, but is still important enough to comment on. The focus this time: Western Civilization, R.I.P.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10997
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2016 01:33 AM (vBeA5)
Questions about things that are in the news because, you know, he has brought them up. They get their questions from their news. And from you-tube. Questions should be coming from economists, Governors, business owners; America's issues.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 29, 2016 01:33 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 01:08 AM (voOPb)
That wouldn't have made much difference to tonight's hammer victim.
Some people just suck.
OTOH, some folks go through a hard time, or get emotionally invested in something, and go off. If they've been "normally" civil (for this place's definition of civil), I can see where a warning might do some good.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 29, 2016 01:33 AM (kKHcp)
If it gets to the point of needing a GoFundMe, I'll certainly let the Horde know. I have set up a Patreon page (link in sock), but of course that's not the same thing.
Chavez, that sounds horrid! Glad you were finally able to get some relief.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 29, 2016 01:34 AM (vRQPU)
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 01:35 AM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 01:36 AM (NPofj)
I guess that explains why you hadn't been around much lately. Hope everything goes well with it, you'll be in my prayers.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 29, 2016 01:37 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 01:37 AM (OQ9R7)
OTOH, I haven't seen any Bush campainers or even anyone at GOP functions wearing anything even remotely pro-Jeb.
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2016 01:39 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 01:30 AM (q9Mkv)
Looked at images of both SKS and AK-types on Gunbroker, and neither seem to be a good fit. The slot for the charging handle looked like it was darn near 6" long, much larger than that of either of those two. Judging by the thickness of the magazine, the cartridges had to exceed 2" long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2016 01:40 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 01:40 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2016 01:40 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 29, 2016 01:40 AM (vRQPU)
---------------
Good grief, banzai!
I had no idea you were buried that badly. I am almost exactly 100 miles from you, and we got almost zero accumulation...
Be safe!
(Now I have to call Sis in the morning - she's another 2 hours west of you, so she probably can't even get the horses out of the stable yet...
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 01:41 AM (fSuK4)
I can only imagine the behavior exhibited was that of a preschool class shortly after a sugar hit at snack time.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at January 29, 2016 01:41 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: tcn in AK
---------
Which reminds me. I see Leo Di Caprio had a private audience with the Pope. I guess he's an important guy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2016 01:42 AM (RrDm2)
Some people just suck.
Isn't that a bumper sticker?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 01:42 AM (FkBIv)
Not only could you take it, but you survived it and can tell the tale. That's freaking awesome!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 01:43 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2016 01:42 AM (RrDm2)
One hopes the Pope found him unbearable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2016 01:43 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2016 01:40 AM (Z8fuk)
****
Then you may want to search 7.62x54, or 7.62 NATO rifle and see what images come up.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 01:44 AM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 01:42 AM (FkBIv)
I think that is "Mean people Suck"
Get them at your local tolerant and inclusive unwashed hippie hangout. Mean, of course, is a euphemism for anyone who doesn't agree with leftoid policy
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 29, 2016 01:46 AM (kKHcp)
Apt description, I'm sure, but the creases of their pants and Megyn's new hairstyle! We have put up with this for way too long.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 29, 2016 01:46 AM (GzDYP)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2016 01:43 AM (Z8fuk)
One also finds this Pope to be "SocialistiCatholic".
...so there's that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 01:47 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 01:47 AM (ucDmr)
I thought he was poisoning himself, until I read the MSDS and found that Boraxo is less toxic than salt.
So I leave him to it. He claims it works, and the way my hands flare up when the weather changes makes me wonder if making those wry "I'm washing my own mouth out with soap" faces might be worth it.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2016 12:10 AM (q2o3
Boron is a damned interesting element.
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap160125.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boron
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2016 01:48 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 01:48 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 29, 2016 01:48 AM (K27gs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 01:50 AM (ucDmr)
...so there's that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 01:47 AM (OQ9R7)
******
To be fair, he did not hide the fact that he was an Argentenian Socialist. He was voted in as such.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 01:50 AM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 01:50 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 01:51 AM (ucDmr)
-Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 01:50 AM (q9Mkv)
Yup. The clergy have fallen from what the White Smoke should have been.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 01:51 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2016 01:52 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 01:44 AM (q9Mkv)
Looks like it might be a Dragunov, with a custom plastic stock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2016 01:52 AM (Z8fuk)
That sounds like true love you two have there, Chavez.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 29, 2016 01:54 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2016 01:55 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 01:56 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2016 01:52 AM (Z8fuk)
*****
I know of them, but not much about them. Eastern Soviet, if memory serves.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 01:57 AM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 29, 2016 01:59 AM (GzDYP)
As I call you, would you answer?
As I dive and lose myself within the depths,
Would you take away mine own cancer?
Can I find you, as you call on me?
Would I show you the love that you've shown me?
Might I love as love will surely be,
Can I find the heights, from which you've flown me?
/Dumb Lyrics
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 02:02 AM (OQ9R7)
-And you can't rhyme "depths" with "depths".
...ugh.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 02:04 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 02:07 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 29, 2016 02:08 AM (GzDYP)
That's the sign for me to check-on out of here. Might your night be filled with love and pleasantries, Horde.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 02:09 AM (OQ9R7)
Maybe some Schwepps?
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 02:10 AM (fSuK4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2016 01:52 AM (Z8fuk)
*****
Searched this some. Impressive that he was walking around with a sniper rifle. I don't see this as being practical, but exercise those freedoms, baby.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 02:11 AM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 29, 2016 02:11 AM (GzDYP)
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 02:09 AM (OQ9R7)
******
Night Slap.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 02:12 AM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 02:12 AM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 02:13 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 02:13 AM (OQ9R7)
*****
And I, you. Til we meet again, but not like that.
Be well.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 02:15 AM (q9Mkv)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 02:15 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 29, 2016 02:19 AM (vRQPU)
'Night all.
Posted by: Blano at January 29, 2016 02:25 AM (uiVGU)
Posted by: Blano at January 29, 2016 02:27 AM (uiVGU)
There was another piece I read a couple days ago by some author who re-ran the data on some seminal piece of economic work about the Mariel boat lift. The original conclusion was it had no effect on the native American labor market, and thus "low skilled immigration is good".
Well, he ran the numbers and found just the opposite. It did depress low-end wages of Americans in the Miami market. And then he went on how they fudged the data with dubious techniques and assertions.
IOW, sort of like globull warmuning.
So, the two big tenets of donor-class "conservatism" and libertarianism may in fact have been bull shit all along.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 02:33 AM (dvuhZ)
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Good grief, banzai!
I had no idea you were buried that badly. I am almost exactly 100 miles from you, and we got almost zero accumulation...
Be safe!
Well for Pete's sake. It snowed 36 hours here too, and we got closer to 36". We had to shovel that out too, plus my snowblower gas line split. Wah! Pity me!
Geese, I sound like Trump.
J/k, although that is the snow we got in Baltimore.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 29, 2016 02:41 AM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Are bears Catholic?!?
Do popes shit in the woods!?!
Posted by: Adriane the Religious Wildlife Critic ... at January 29, 2016 02:43 AM (AoK0a)
Yea, that was my thought. Like walking around with a Remmington model 700. OK, sure, but why? What tactical situation are you going to find yourself in where that's the best option?
Posted by: Weirddave at January 29, 2016 02:46 AM (N8hFs)
Or when you have matching rug, seat lid cover and tank lid covers.
Men do not usually like seat covers because they prevent the lid staying up by itself. (some lids may not)
And so the lid will shut by itself usually before you're done peeing (standing up of course).
This is a passive aggressive move by women to force you to pee sitting down. Trust me on this. It may be subconscious but it's a really nasty move showing the signs that your woman has some penis envy/hate issues.
Just try removing the seat lid cover and you'll find out how much aggression is there. (be prepared for couch sleeping and the usual sexual manipulations.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 29, 2016 02:55 AM (Xo1Rt)
Okay. This is just hilarious fun!
-Warning-
-*Adele ahead...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nck6BZga7TQ
*static*
G'Night!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), T at January 29, 2016 02:56 AM (OQ9R7)
FFS. They have a word for it: Hegira. Learn it before you have to live it.
Posted by: rokshox at January 29, 2016 03:01 AM (Ap82b)
How to "work" for "Marvel" (Disney) or "DC" (Warner) comics (storyboards / brand management)
1. go to DeviantArt.
2. enter name of one of your brands as search term.
3. skip over dickgirl and pony porn.
4. steal brilliant ideas of people on DA who are approximately infinity times more talented than you.
5. tell the person whose idea you stole that they should be proud you flattered them by being inspired by their "fan art".
6. wonder why comics are dying (they aren't, but "Marvel" and "DC" publications are. For some weird, unconnected reason)
The "new look" for Spider-Man in the next Captain America etc. movies is stolen directly from a totally unique and original updated costume design drawn by one girl and stitched together in real life by another girl and then cosplayed by several people.
So "Marvel" just up and stole it like the enormous epic douches that they are.
Posted by: Flying Tiger Comics at January 29, 2016 03:05 AM (iyzFF)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 03:11 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 03:16 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 03:17 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 29, 2016 03:21 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Adriane the Candy Bar Critic ... at January 29, 2016 03:21 AM (AoK0a)
Okay. This is just hilarious fun!
---------------
Personally, I loved it, Slap.
I admit that I haven't heard one note from the new album, but I have probably listened to every full concert from Adele on youtube.
I would say this generations greatest talent.
Have you seen the video of her auditioning in an Adele sound-alike contest? That is pretty darned good. She may be a lefty, but seems VERY fun and down-to-earth.
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 03:23 AM (fSuK4)
Posted by: Tim in GA
Get your own, Dude!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Candy Bar Critic ... at January 29, 2016 03:21 AM (AoK0a)
****
It's a special greeting for a special person here. That is all.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 03:26 AM (YLidQ)
opposite. It did depress low-end wages of Americans in the Miami market.
And then he went on how they fudged the data with dubious techniques
and assertions.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 02:33 AM (dvuhZ)
So global free trade was bullshit all along. I've been saying that for years. It just doesn't make any sense to try to play on a level playing field while our regulatory structure gives them a massive structural advantage.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 29, 2016 03:31 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 03:38 AM (fSuK4)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at January 29, 2016 03:41 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 29, 2016 03:43 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 03:43 AM (fSuK4)
Pass me the super sized popcorn. The Dems unbackable favorites for another term in the presidency. :-)
Posted by: The Right is a massive joke at January 29, 2016 03:44 AM (Tca7+)
Lately I've noticed a new disturbing development -- Hotel rooms are now putting soap and shampoo dispensers in their restrooms. Hmmm, I should bring a large empty container in my luggage.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2016 03:44 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2016 04:03 AM (EzgxV)
And Tim - I thought you hit the ignore button?
I really do wish you well. It would've been cooler of you to come back with the new nic saying "sorry I was such a dick to x, x & x. I'm stating anew."
Keep being you, though. Obviously, it works. Better people than me here like you.
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 04:08 AM (fSuK4)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 04:11 AM (WVsWD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeBunPiIzo
As far as rape-fugees are concerned:
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Posted by: A Hat Is Fine Too at January 29, 2016 04:15 AM (vBeA5)
Yeah!
Although, I love Paydays ...
Would you like some Grey Poupon?
Posted by: Adriane the Candy Bar Critic ... at January 29, 2016 04:18 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 04:18 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2016 04:19 AM (gyKtp)
Here's a weird instrument. It has the strings of a guitar and a baritone guitar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYKB6Lag-wg
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 04:20 AM (VdICR)
Grey poupon is overrated, but if you have some spare Nutella...
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 04:25 AM (fSuK4)
Not me. I already know for whom I will be voting in the primary (Cruz). This guy at American Thinker has gone through Ted's website, and has a nice little summary of his positions:
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2016 /01/cruz_the_moderate.html
(remove the space after 2016)
Here's one sample --
Eliminate large swathes of the Federal government, including the IRS and the Departments of Energy, Education, Commerce, and HUD, along with other special-interest-based governmental units, and undertake a broad program of governmental reforms
Tasty!
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2016 04:29 AM (gyKtp)
It will probably all over before it gets to Illinois. March 16 I think.
If it will make any difference and either of my preferred Candidates are still in it. I will go vote.
Otherwise, stay at home time.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 04:32 AM (WVsWD)
What was that stick instrument? And was it making that therimen sound?
Here's a weird instrument. It has the strings of a guitar and a baritone guitar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYKB6Lag-wg
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 04:20 AM (VdICR)
Chapman stick isn't that unusual. This beast is unusual -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4AysS-WN0A -- IIRC it's a "guitar/harp".
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2016 04:33 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
-'------------
I'm down to one candidate.
If it ain't him, I either vote opposition (LIB) or stay jome. Would be the first time in 30 yrs of voting.
Sad.
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 04:41 AM (fSuK4)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2016 04:45 AM (EzgxV)
Otherwise, stay at home time.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
-'------------
I'm down to one candidate.
If it ain't him, I either vote opposition (LIB) or stay jome. Would be the first time in 30 yrs of voting.
Sad.
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 04:41 AM (fSuK4)
I'd be hard-pressed to want to lend legitimacy to GOPe candidate.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2016 04:51 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2016 11:53 PM (ucDmr)
Catherin Herridge is also good. She covers National Security, I believe.
Now if only someone with money could start a new news station starting with 3 people: Attkisson, Herridge and Lou Dobbs. Then you could also add Stuart Varney and maybe Neil Cavuto. We can argue over whether John Stossel makes the list. But no one that I can think of from any of the Big 3 would be offered a job.
Sad that I can't even name 10 decent (proggies triggered), straight (LGBTQWERTYs triggered) shooting (gun grabbers triggered) reporters.
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2016 04:52 AM (Ix+HS)
Woodsman, Spare that Nutella !!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Candy Bar Critic ... at January 29, 2016 04:52 AM (AoK0a)
Otherwise, the Destroyer in its chosen form.
Cleud Freud is correct. The gopE must be destroyed. By any means possible. You get your house in order before you start on someone elses house.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 04:53 AM (WVsWD)
Can you name 10 CEOs, actors, authors, artists, etc. that are decent, straight shooters?
Posted by: Adriane the Candy Bar Critic ... at January 29, 2016 04:54 AM (AoK0a)
Sad.
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 04:41 AM (fSuK4)
Alternatives:
A). Vote 3rd party
B). Cast a black ballot for President and move on to the other offices
C). If you live in Nevada (like me) vote "None of these candidates"
Posted by: A Voting Hat at January 29, 2016 04:55 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at January 29, 2016 05:02 AM (AoK0a)
I can't stay on the comments of the ONT for more than 5 seconds without a rw-direct...
And I just can't use this shitty "AdBloc" browser here. Can't even cut paste a comment.
G' night.
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 05:03 AM (fSuK4)
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 05:07 AM (fSuK4)
Posted by: Dan Kojak at January 29, 2016 05:07 AM (zfjOq)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at January 29, 2016 05:13 AM (H4GNL)
G' night.
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 05:03 AM (fSuK4)
Brandon Eich, who was purged from Mozilla, is putting out a brand new browser:
https://brave.com/
I hear dub it the "H8 Browser" in the same vein as Chick-fil-a being known as "H8 Chicken".
They are asking for testers. Got mine today, plan to play around with it tomorrow.
Posted by: A Browsing Hat at January 29, 2016 05:15 AM (vBeA5)
'Zactly. If it ain't Cruz or The Destroyer, I'm voting Libertarian because Hell No to Rubio, Bush, or a Democrat. Not that Libertarians are a particularly sane option, but lesser of three evils, and I only ever get three evils to choose from.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 29, 2016 05:16 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Adriane the Candy Bar Critic ... at January 29, 2016 04:54 AM (AoK0a)
In each category? Or one lump sum list?
Actors, yeah, I know at least 10, some whose names escape me (thank you IMDB). Robert Davi, Adam Baldwin, Jerry Doyle, Nick Searcy, Clint Eastwood, and Gary Graham just off the top of my head. But CEO's, artists, and authors? Hell, no. I probably couldn't name 10 people of any persuasion in any of those categories.
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2016 05:17 AM (Ix+HS)
Ben Carson?
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 05:07 AM (fSuK4)
Bet he meant blank ballot.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at January 29, 2016 05:13 AM (H4GNL)
Yes, that.
A bit tired from having to do a recorded lecture on equilibrium, including putting it together from scratch and practicing the schtick...
Posted by: A Equilibrized Hat at January 29, 2016 05:17 AM (vBeA5)
RIP Paul.
Here's White Rabbit, Woodstock, 1969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_raXzIRgsAspfreload=10
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2016 05:18 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2016 05:17 AM (Ix+HS)
He ran for Congress. Proud to share the ballot with him.
Posted by: A Electoral Hat at January 29, 2016 05:19 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2016 05:21 AM (Ix+HS)
As for presidential candidate still staying with Cruz
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 05:23 AM (hk3Fb)
Samsung phone is my only access to the outside world ...
I need something for a mobile platform.
Don't see that changing anytime soon.
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 05:23 AM (fSuK4)
Samsung phone is my only access to the outside world ...
I need something for a mobile platform.
Don't see that changing anytime soon.
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 05:23 AM (fSuK4)
Travel a lot, or only have just a mobil connection?
Posted by: A Connecting Hat at January 29, 2016 05:29 AM (vBeA5)
I probably can't either. So don't let it get you down that the bastards out weigh the good guys ... that's all.
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at January 29, 2016 05:30 AM (AoK0a)
It is with pay.
*knock me over with a feather*
Commit crimes, get paid for it. It's the American Way.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2016 05:35 AM (gyKtp)
For very good reasons, we're acculturated to think of gasoline as pretty dangerous stuff, but after you see what some other fuels can do (straight ethanol, nitromethane, hydrogen, oxidizers) you want to take it out for dinner and drinks.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 29, 2016 05:35 AM (xq1UY)
It is with pay.
*knock me over with a feather*
Commit crimes, get paid for it. It's the American Way.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2016 05:35 AM (gyKtp)
Free vacation!
Suck it you H8rz!
Posted by: Melissa Click at January 29, 2016 05:37 AM (vBeA5)
Hosted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2016 05:18 AM (gyKtp)
By far the largest 'group' in my album collection is Jefferson Airplane/Starship and their many 'spinoffs'. I totaled the albums up tonight: 1 Great Society album, 9 Airplane albums, 6 Starship albums, 1 Grace Slick album, 2 Paul Kantner/Grace Slick albums, and 1 Paul Kantner album.
I never saw any of their lineups in concert, though I did see Jorma Kaukonen do a solo acoustic show back in the mid '80s. He played a lot of Hot Tuna songs.
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2016 05:40 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at January 29, 2016 05:41 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 05:42 AM (fSuK4)
I never saw any of their lineups in concert, though I did see Jorma Kaukonen do a solo acoustic show back in the mid '80s. He played a lot of Hot Tuna songs.
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2016 05:40 AM (Ix+HS)
The first Jefferson Starship record was nomiated for a Hugo Award, and lost to "No Award"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blows_Against_the_Empire
The album in question:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEdPfHBXqNc
Posted by: The Star Hat at January 29, 2016 05:43 AM (vBeA5)
The latter. Unlimited data plan is the one indulgence I allow myself.
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 05:42 AM (fSuK4)
Do you have just a phone, or do you have a tablet or computer you can connect through through your mobile?
If the former, Opera has been focusing on the mobild market. If the tablet, Opera might also be good. If a laptop, you could try Brave.
Posted by: The Multi-Hat at January 29, 2016 05:46 AM (vBeA5)
I'm glad Anna Puma is asleep right now.
She tortured me with "White Rabbit" once, and I almost never forgave her for it. The RI bang lasted for days.
Gnu, Rick - I used to like you guys...
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 05:49 AM (fSuK4)
Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2016 05:50 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 05:51 AM (fSuK4)
Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2016 05:50 AM (zLDYs)
He didn't specify.
He only said that it would be hyuuuuuuge!
Posted by: The Hyuuuuuuge Hat at January 29, 2016 05:52 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Star Hat at January 29, 2016 05:43 AM (vBeA5)
'Blows Against The Empire' is one of my favorite Starship albums, along with 'Dragon Fly' and 'Spitfire' (I still have a t-shirt for 'Spitfire'; can't wear it, it's too small, but it's resting in the drawer). I also like Airplane's 'Bark', along with Grace Slick's 'Manhole'. Their list of single 'hits' is quite impressive, considering who they were.
Another interesting tidbit: I've heard the song 'Wooden Ships' as recorded by three groups. Two most know, CS&N and Jefferson Airplane, but a group called Ides of March (best known for the song 'Vehicle') also recorded 'Wooden Ships'.
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2016 05:53 AM (Ix+HS)
I was considering giving you some grief about advancing age, but I'm probably not that far behind.
Posted by: fluffy at January 29, 2016 05:57 AM (AfsKp)
If it somehow comes down to Trump, and still not sure that it will, I will go along most likely but would always regret that this is the best chance for a constitutional conservative.
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 06:00 AM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2016 05:49 AM (fSuK4)
The thing about JA is that they made a lot of country rock songs. In college, they had a wide crossover appeal (yeah, I know, way before your time you young whippersnapper). They also have some quite beautiful and haunting songs, like 'Pretty As You Feel'. JA was quite eclectic, with JS being less so, more power rock (they did write one of the best bar songs ever, for fighting or not, 'Jane'). The whole of JS's 'Dragon Fly' is really good and holds up well. On 'Spitfire', the song 'St. Charles' is also quite good. When Marty Balin was the vocalist instead of Kantner, the songs tended to be better. I will also say, in her youth, Grace Slick could belt it out with the best of them.
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2016 06:02 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: fluffy at January 29, 2016 05:57 AM (AfsKp)
There is no advancing age in my case -- I'm decrepit. (I'll hit a minor milestone, 60, in a couple of weeks.) I'm trying to hang around to see the SHTF.
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2016 06:05 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 06:07 AM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: Spellcheck at January 29, 2016 06:15 AM (HKBpI)
Violets are blue.
The world will always be crazy,
Sanity is up to you ...
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at January 29, 2016 05:41 AM (AoK0a)
Nice.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 29, 2016 06:18 AM (J+mig)
There's a DVD called Live at the Family Dog that you should check out if you haven't already. Has some smokin' performances by them, Santana and the Dead.
The biggest name in my collection has to be YES by a country mile.
28 CDs (a couple of them CD/DVD sets)
13 DVDs
And at least a dozen vinyl albums, but those are packed away in a crate somewhere and I don't feel like counting them. Need moar coffee!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 29, 2016 06:22 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 29, 2016 06:25 AM (HMt16)
In re: Bandit Barbie -
Her family insist Miss Wawman is innocent and say she had been intimidated by Argentinian police who sang songs about the Falklands.
Oh yeah, "Sweet Home Argentina"...
Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the Falklands
I miss Buenos Aries once again and I think it's a sin
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2016 06:30 AM (0spTc)
Here is Lokömotiva with "Lokömotiva" straight from Madagascar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tPOt1C69eE
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2016 06:31 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2016 06:32 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 29, 2016 06:25 AM (HMt16)
Not to get into the C/T wars here, but I will say this. Cruz is a smart guy with all the personality of a wet dishrag. Unfortunately for Cruz, in presidential elections, personality matters. I'd say he has a better shot in one or two presidential election cycles from now. That'd give him time to sound less stiff, preachy and more at ease with himself. But, at the moment, I just don't think enough people will buy what he's selling, even if what he's selling is good.
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2016 06:32 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2016 06:32 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at January 29, 2016 06:46 AM (H4GNL)
346 Posted by: Brown Trout Liberation Movement at January 29, 2016 12:13 AM (LVG/7)
Sigh. Banned.
Posted by: Maetenloch at January 29, 2016 12:55 AM (wqVD1)
A day late, but deserved
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2016 07:06 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Sal at January 29, 2016 08:34 AM (MRX6w)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 29, 2016 11:32 AM (2oJrM)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 29, 2016 12:14 PM (2oJrM)
A lesson I learned early. If a friend or acquaintance who I trust say "you don't want to see that"... then it follows I don't want to see that.
My life got a little happier the day I learned that lesson.
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