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Hillary's Emergency Iowa Town Hall

She hopes to play to the audience that really matters -- the 20 FBI agents who are deciding how many counts to recommend her indictment on.

It's on CNN now.

It's hosted by Chris Cuomo, so, you know. This is going to be whip-smart.

This is just three one-on-one interviews in succession. I don't think I would bother. I'm not going to bother, now that I just see it's a chain-interview.

Posted by: Ace at 09:02 PM




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1 1st?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:03 PM (AkOaV)

2 feeling the Bern, ace?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:03 PM (AkOaV)

3 impartial journalist sonof Cuomo?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:03 PM (AkOaV)

4 Drink!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:04 PM (rwI+c)

5 I'll just read the comments here rather than watch. Probably.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 25, 2016 09:04 PM (GUBah)

6 liveblog?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:04 PM (AkOaV)

7 I've really been looking forward to Hillary showing pictures of Bernie in a very compromising position!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 25, 2016 09:05 PM (wYnyS)

8 I think that she should chug a Mason jar of ethanol on stage. Surely that would capture a few votes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:05 PM (Z58Xa)

9 Jeb has 27 Generals and Admirals. Hillary has 20 FBI agents and lawyers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2016 09:05 PM (FkBIv)

10 16th?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2016 09:05 PM (kKHcp)

11 Oh fine, I'll watch as long as I can stand it.

There's a hunched over angry old man with simian arms on now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 25, 2016 09:05 PM (1xUj/)

12 That will save her. Why didn't she think of this sooner??

Posted by: Motorrad at January 25, 2016 09:05 PM (hxLER)

13 What's she wearing?

Posted by: otho at January 25, 2016 09:06 PM (EWg9n)

14 too soon.


insert "that's what she said" joke here.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2016 09:06 PM (kKHcp)

15 Intellectual powerhouse Chris Cuomo? Was big shouty Ed not available?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2016 09:06 PM (JO9+V)

16 Perhaps she will choke on her own words, again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:06 PM (Z58Xa)

17 detractors have called him a socialist?

He calls himself a socialist.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:06 PM (AkOaV)

18 I can see her in orange.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 25, 2016 09:07 PM (LeUrG)

19 I think that she should chug a Mason jar of ethanol on stage. Surely that would capture a few votes.

Florida is a key state.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 25, 2016 09:07 PM (2lndx)

20 10
I've really been looking forward to Hillary showing pictures of Bernie in a very compromising position!

Please God No!

Posted by: Motorrad at January 25, 2016 09:07 PM (hxLER)

21 Why aren't my comments showing up?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:07 PM (rwI+c)

22 I'm sure this will be the very bestest dem debate I didn't watch all day

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 25, 2016 09:07 PM (KCxzN)

23 So wait, this is just a paid for by CNN infomercial? I am assuming they will give a similar venue to Trump, Cruz, and Dondi?

...


Hahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2016 09:07 PM (iHjB5)

24 21 Why aren't my comments showing up?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:07 PM (rwI+c)

classic.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:07 PM (AkOaV)

25 I'm to depressed to even hate watch. I'm watching Great British Baking Show or something like that on Netflix.

Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 09:07 PM (Z/8dZ)

26 Grammie Winger. Some powerful words you said last thread.

I was all I could do to keep from a banning comment myself.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2016 09:08 PM (kKHcp)

27
Why aren't my comments showing up?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of
equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:07 PM (rwI+c)



hehehehehe There's nothing like the classics.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2016 09:08 PM (JO9+V)

28 I just looked it up. He's been in Vermont since 1968.

Still sounds like he lives on Flatbush Avenue.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 25, 2016 09:08 PM (1xUj/)

29 21
Saw that one, Grump.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2016 09:08 PM (iHjB5)

30 classic.


I beat memes like a redhaired stepmule.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:08 PM (rwI+c)

31 second old lady hillary supporter up there as an "undecided voter" talking to Bernie.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:08 PM (AkOaV)

32 17 detractors have called him a socialist?

He calls himself a socialist.


Seems fair. If I were Bernie, I'd hate myself, too.

Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2016 09:09 PM (LIUK5)

33 Drink!


Every time someone says "Drink!", drink.

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2016 09:09 PM (qUNWi)

34 I've really been looking forward to Hillary showing pictures of Bernie in a very compromising position!
-------------

I was thinking that a picture of Bernie in Russia, reaping wheat with a sickle might do it. Then I realized that it would swell his following among Democrats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:09 PM (Z58Xa)

35 detractors have called him a socialist?

He calls himself a socialist.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:06 PM (AkOaV)


Therefore, he is a detractor!

QED.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 25, 2016 09:09 PM (uURQL)

36 Why aren't my comments showing up?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:07 PM (rwI+c)

Ironic, or comical?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2016 09:09 PM (kKHcp)

37 This is in Ioway, yes? The Elders of the Corn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:09 PM (rwI+c)

38 *flush*

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 25, 2016 09:10 PM (Cq0oW)

39 Why are my comments showing up? I mean, it's not like I really said anything

Posted by: alphabaker at January 25, 2016 09:10 PM (Wfp8t)

40 Save middle class people thousands of dollars a year on healthcare?

Shit, I'm good. Obama already did that for me!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:10 PM (AkOaV)

41 Anyone see the Instapundit post on Bill Maher calling Asia a land o' racists? I did not get much further than seeing Seth McFarlane was on that night. Maher and McFarlane. That is a lot of douche-baggery on set at once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2016 09:10 PM (iHjB5)

42 I bet ace isn't even going to play with us in this thread.

He's just trolling us and tricking us into watching the Bern.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 25, 2016 09:10 PM (1xUj/)

43 My roommate told me that there's a debate & I told him my television is off.
I'll listen to Levin now on radio here, earlier on app, a second time if I can't find anything to watch on demand.

Posted by: Carol at January 25, 2016 09:10 PM (sj3Ax)

44 Bernies right, that is an unfair criticism.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:11 PM (AkOaV)

45 I beat memes like a redhaired stepmule.
Posted by: Grump
-------------

I think that is supposed to be 'Rented stepchild'.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at January 25, 2016 09:11 PM (Z58Xa)

46 11 I think that she should chug a Mason jar of ethanol on stage. Surely that would capture a few votes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:05 PM (Z58Xa)
***
Iowans, for one.

Serisouly, though, is there a "Drink Yourself to Death, Abuela" PAC or something?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 25, 2016 09:12 PM (/33sy)

47 I'm not watching so I rely on you guys to tell me when to drink.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:12 PM (rwI+c)

48 How dare you suggest that this town hall isn't important... just because I added it at the very last minute when our superstar gyno-superior candidate is floundering to an old crank that nobody had ever heard of, from a state nobody really cares about!!!

Posted by: Debbie Weimaraner-Shitz at January 25, 2016 09:12 PM (H9MG5)

49 TWS had article that Hillary is really going for Iowa, she'll be there until caucus.

Posted by: Carol at January 25, 2016 09:12 PM (sj3Ax)

50 oh great, a future lawyer.

Who doesn't love future lawyers?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:12 PM (AkOaV)

51 I'd watch a chain interview of Hillary. If the chain involved were a Harley primary chain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2016 09:12 PM (Z8fuk)

52 There's a hunched over angry old man with simian arms on now.


*****

Okay, Hillary's there. When is Bernie arriving?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 25, 2016 09:13 PM (NeFrd)

53 She'll never be indited. (--Wha? SP?)

She'll continue. She'll grasp the scepter and become president. Nothing can stop it.

In case you haven't realized it, we are in the movie "Event Horizon."

liberate tutame ex infernis

"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 25, 2016 09:13 PM (B8JRQ)

54 Iowans sure are a stiff necked bunch. Easy pickings, though. There's always a band, kid!

Posted by: Prof Harold Hill at January 25, 2016 09:13 PM (JO9+V)

55 Bernie, I need some details on this "wallstreet tax on speculation."

I don't see how that... you know, works.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:13 PM (AkOaV)

56 Tax on speculation?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 25, 2016 09:13 PM (1xUj/)

57
Like sittin' on
Pins and needles
Things fall apart
It's scientific

Posted by: #TheCriminalHillaryClinton at January 25, 2016 09:13 PM (e8kgV)

58 Phew! Smells like Hillary is, like, done already.

Posted by: a slice of toast at January 25, 2016 09:14 PM (IXCJi)

59 Okay, how do you stop companies from "stashing" their money in the Caymens and overseas?

It's easy to say this stuff, but I mean... give me some logistics.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:14 PM (AkOaV)

60 I'd rather watch "War and Peace".

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 09:14 PM (NOIQH)

61 Mrs. Clinton my question to you is which is the most important challenge facing America's hard working middle class families? The rights of the transgendered, the proliferation of military style assault weapons wreaking carnage on our streets, the persecution of members of the Religion of Peace, or the fact that an old communist like Senator Sanders is even allowed to run against you and perhaps ruin your dream of becoming America's first female president?

Posted by: Real Everyday American at January 25, 2016 09:14 PM (EDYaR)

62 It's not even that he's going to "punish" people, its that these are unworkable plans.

And everyone knows it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:15 PM (AkOaV)

63 *fistbumps Harry*

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 25, 2016 09:15 PM (1xUj/)

64 If Ace ain't watching, I ain't either.
Who needs more of this being lied to all the time shit anyway?

Posted by: L, Elle at January 25, 2016 09:15 PM (2x3L+)

65 We can't afford to continue with the failed policies of the past. I say it's time we elect Hillary and move on to the failed policies of the future!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:15 PM (NeFrd)

66 63 *fistbumps Harry*
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 25, 2016 09:15 PM (1xUj/)

*fistbumps back*

Is this part of the drinking game?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:15 PM (AkOaV)

67 57
Like sittin' on
Pins and needles
Things fall apart
It's scientific
Posted by: #TheCriminalHillaryClinton at January 25, 2016 09:13 PM (e8kgV)
***
Sleepin' on the interstate...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 25, 2016 09:16 PM (/33sy)

68 Bringing BACK the era of big government?

Where has it gone?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:16 PM (AkOaV)

69 "Who needs more of this being lied to all the time shit anyway? "

Not me, that's for sure.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 25, 2016 09:16 PM (erRNA)

70 Okay, how do you stop companies from "stashing" their money in the Caymens and overseas?

No money, no problem.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:16 PM (rwI+c)

71 The Event Horizon only went as far as Neptune. Too close for comfort.

Next time humans think up the Great Progressive Experiment, they should try that shit out on Planet Nine.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 09:16 PM (IXCJi)

72 My mom always told me if I kept speculatin' that I'd go blind or grow hair on my palms. Isn't that enough of a tax?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:17 PM (NeFrd)

73 20 bucks says Huma is booking a open ticket to the UAE tonight.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at January 25, 2016 09:17 PM (sqs5K)

74 Trillions of dollars stashed in the Caymans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2016 09:17 PM (FkBIv)

75 The failed policies of the past have failed. We must make them work again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:17 PM (rwI+c)

76 It's not even that he's going to "punish" people, its that these are unworkable plans.



And everyone knows it.


Posted by: Harry Paratestes


He's going to make Mexico pay for it.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at January 25, 2016 09:17 PM (+1T7c)

77 Who needs more of this being lied to all the time shit anyway?
Posted by: L, Elle
------------------------------

There's plenty of evidence that the Left are into masochism.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at January 25, 2016 09:17 PM (Z58Xa)

78 EXPAND social security by lifting the cap on taxable income?

....interesting, interesting...

Exactly how much money would that bring it? The cap is like $107k now, right?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:18 PM (AkOaV)

79 OK, just checked CNN, and....how the f@#$ is Bernie polling so high?

Anyone else get a whiff of crazy from this guy?
I just don't understand America today.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 09:18 PM (NOIQH)

80 If we're going to be drinking every time there's a potty break I'm going to need a new liver.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:18 PM (NeFrd)

81
Phelm alert.

Posted by: The Smith Brothers at January 25, 2016 09:18 PM (wFwCH)

82 79 OK, just checked CNN, and....how the f@#$ is Bernie polling so high?

Anyone else get a whiff of crazy from this guy?
I just don't understand America today.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 09:18 PM (NOIQH)

Compared to Hillary?!?! Come on!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:18 PM (AkOaV)

83 69 "Who needs more of this being lied to all the time shit anyway? "

Not me, that's for sure.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 25, 2016 09:16 PM (erRNA)
**
To quote the coroner in "From Hell," when asked to show the body of a murder victim:

"Why do I have to be exposed to this degradation over and over again?"

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 25, 2016 09:18 PM (/33sy)

84 Hillary: "I swear that I didn't do all of the things everyone knows I obviously did. Also, I have a vagina. Huma can attest to it. Bill says he remembers having seen it in 1972."

Bernie: "This soup is a disgrace! It's bad and it's cold. I'm sending it back! Also, the Soviet Union was an amazing experiment, ahead of its time."

Martin: "Hello? Is anyone here? Would you like to hear about my rain tax? And look at what a huge success Baltimore is. They owe it all to me."

Posted by: torquewrench at January 25, 2016 09:18 PM (noWW6)

85 My question:

Mrs. Clinton were you angry that Brian Denehey portrayed you in the movie 13 Hours?

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 25, 2016 09:18 PM (MNgU2)

86 Trillions of dollars stashed in the Caymans.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2016 09:17 PM (FkBIv)

Nineteen trillion to be exact!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 25, 2016 09:18 PM (wYnyS)

87 Exactly how much money would that bring it? The cap is like $107k now, right?

Imagine how much retired billionaires will get every month.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:19 PM (rwI+c)

88 Okay, how do you stop companies from "stashing" their money in the Caymens and overseas?



It's easy to say this stuff, but I mean... give me some logistics.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:14 PM (AkOaV)

The Fed just takes it. For safekeeping ya know.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2016 09:19 PM (JO9+V)

89 20 bucks says Huma is booking a open ticket to the UAE tonight.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at January 25, 2016 09:17 PM (sqs5K)


I'll bet they all have a jet on the tarmac; tanks filled, crw in place on the flight deck, 24/7.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2016 09:19 PM (Z8fuk)

90 Caymans have small trunks. You really want to stash money in Cayennes.

Posted by: Tony S. at January 25, 2016 09:19 PM (QTRDQ)

91 @72 Which might explain my coke bottle eyeglasses and mittens.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:20 PM (NeFrd)

92 Even when he's talking about nice things, like whatever he just said about veterans benefits or something, he sounds like he's shouting at us and telling us to clean our rooms before dinner.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 25, 2016 09:20 PM (1xUj/)

93 Drink now?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:20 PM (rwI+c)

94 The Fed just takes it. For safekeeping ya know.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2016 09:19 PM (JO9+V)

How?

The money never touches the US. It's all re-routed through subsidiaries and parent companies and whatnot.

That's the thing. This is not a serious proposal. None of this shit is. You can only punitively tax people so much before ridiculous incentives present themselves, and thus Tim Hortons owns BK and BK is now a Canadian company.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:20 PM (AkOaV)

95 Did Bernie comb his hair with an electric toothbrush again?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2016 09:20 PM (JO9+V)

96 Hillary plant. Planned parenthood. Heh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:20 PM (AkOaV)

97 82
No Harry, Bernie is crazy. Hillary is Evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2016 09:21 PM (iHjB5)

98 A Kumbya sing a long on a Monday night? How charming

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2016 09:21 PM (voOPb)

99 expand funding for planned parenthood? yeesh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:21 PM (AkOaV)

100 So ... how do you play a three-handed game of pat-a-cake?


I'm asking because I have zero intention of watching this political kabuki.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 25, 2016 09:21 PM (oKE6c)

101 I need another drink. Someone stole my reflective triangle off the back of my carriage!

Posted by: Shunned Amish Turd at January 25, 2016 09:21 PM (4h1Pl)

102 >>Compared to Hillary?!?! Come on!

What about Martin O'Malley - you would think he would be more appealing to stupid progressives than Bernie?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 09:21 PM (NOIQH)

103 expand funding for planned parenthood? yeesh.

maybe they could afford some mammogram machines then.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:22 PM (rwI+c)

104 Gotta say, Bernie is doing very well tonight.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:22 PM (AkOaV)

105 Bernie has the mad scientist look without the brains that go with it.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2016 09:22 PM (8HTq1)

106 expand funding for planned parenthood? yeesh.


More cowbell.

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2016 09:22 PM (qUNWi)

107 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:20 PM (AkOaV)


If you can afford enough lawyers and accountants, even Bernie might have trouble getting his hands on your money!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 25, 2016 09:22 PM (wYnyS)

108 Anyone else get a whiff of crazy from this guy?

I just don't understand America today.


Posted by: Lizzy


Well, there is certainly a whiff of something from Bernie.

Liver and onions. And that guy hasn't showered in a couple of days. And get him some Charmin TP, or something.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at January 25, 2016 09:22 PM (+1T7c)

109 Fuck....

I think that guy on the radio was right, it's going to be a fucking Biden/Warren ticket.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at January 25, 2016 09:23 PM (sqs5K)

110 Wow, just tuned in and I thought I was catching a re-run of "Grumpy Old Men". Jack Lemmon as Bernie and Walter Matthau as Hillary.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:23 PM (NeFrd)

111 Imagine how far apart the podiums would have to be with a Kasich/Sanders debate? They could poke an eye out with those hands!

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 09:23 PM (5eXg1)

112 What about Martin O'Malley - you would think he would be more appealing to stupid progressives than Bernie?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 09:21 PM (NOIQH)

Bernie is a loud and proud socialist.

And cmon, he's very likable compared to Hillary and OMalley, who are both plastic smile politicians.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:23 PM (AkOaV)

113 If Ted is not on the ballot simply write in his name.


Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at January 25, 2016 09:23 PM (qQ7kL)

114 I think that guy on the radio was right, it's going to be a fucking Biden/Warren ticket.


vs Kasich/Rubio

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:23 PM (rwI+c)

115 I want *Hillarious to come to my house. I promise I will surrender all firearms.

Posted by: edmundburkesshade at January 25, 2016 09:23 PM (cmBvC)

116 $15 an hour minimum wage?

Cmon Bernie!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:24 PM (AkOaV)

117 Aaaand Cuomo is so in the bag for Hillary, "Hillary would be the first woman president, and there is something special in that with regards to women's rights" (or something equally idiotic).

*click*

Back to "War and Peace"....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 09:24 PM (NOIQH)

118 So when is Bern's CPUSA or GRU/KGB handler going to come out of the woodwork?

Putin's got to have a buddy somewhere that knows someone.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 25, 2016 09:24 PM (r6ujM)

119 The Fed just takes it. For safekeeping ya know.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2016 09:19 PM (JO9+V)



How?



The money never touches the US. It's all re-routed through subsidiaries and parent companies and whatnot.



That's the thing. This is not a serious proposal. None of this shit
is. You can only punitively tax people so much before ridiculous
incentives present themselves, and thus Tim Hortons owns BK and BK is
now a Canadian company.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:20 PM (AkOaV)

How? President Bernie would form a Federal Repatriotation Squad to go get it. Think Hans Gruber type mischief.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2016 09:24 PM (JO9+V)

120 I need another drink. Someone stole my reflective triangle off the back of my carriage!

Posted by: Shunned Amish Turd at January 25, 2016 09:21 PM (4h1Pl)


Heh. Isn't using one of those triangles a tacit admission that electric headlights on automobiles work?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2016 09:24 PM (Z8fuk)

121 I wish Chucky Gruden was in the CNN booth doing commentary on this.

Posted by: Monday Night Townhall at January 25, 2016 09:24 PM (H9MG5)

122 So I'm watching the Rockets blow another lead, this time to the Pelicans.

To be fair, in Houston, city ordinance does mandate accessible gloryholes in every stall.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 09:24 PM (IXCJi)

123 Thank God for hockey.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 25, 2016 09:25 PM (EDYaR)

124 Tonight on CNN- a special 25 years later reunion special of the much beloved sitcom, "Taxi". With Christopher Lloyd as Bernie Sanders and Danny DeVito as Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:25 PM (NeFrd)

125 114 I think that guy on the radio was right, it's going to be a fucking Biden/Warren ticket.


vs Kasich/Rubio
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:23 PM (rwI+c)

Then we fucking deserve whatever we get

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2016 09:25 PM (voOPb)

126 And cmon, he's very likable compared to Hillary and OMalley, who are both plastic smile politicians.


Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Likable? Like a root canal?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at January 25, 2016 09:26 PM (+1T7c)

127 Like someone drawn to a train wreck, I'm watching this. It must be a death wish.
Right now Bern is telling us men and women need to be paid equally. Oh, and $15/hr minimum wage.
No sign of the Hildebeast yet. Sure hope I didn't miss out.

Posted by: Hank at January 25, 2016 09:26 PM (BtG7l)

128 Free Shit sure is expensive.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2016 09:26 PM (gyKtp)

129 I'm watching Angie Tribeca. I think the faux Hillary! show might be better. OMG does this stink!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 25, 2016 09:26 PM (Nwg0u)

130 "xpand funding for planned parenthood? yeesh.
"

I can't deal with this shit.

Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 09:27 PM (Kqit+)

131 "OK, just checked CNN, and....how the f@#$ is Bernie polling so high? Anyone else get a whiff of crazy from this guy? I just don't understand America today."

At least out here in the SF Bay Area, where Sandernistas are everywhere, a whole lot of his appeal has to do with the idea that he is opposed to Wall Street.

There is still a shit-ton of lingering resentment about the 2008 financial sector bust, which liberals have adroitly redirected away from the consequence of stupid government policies and towards "greedy private sector capitalists".

Stupid government policies like the Carter-era Community Reinvestment Act (pushed hard later by Bill Clinton), and the repeal of Glass-Steagall (also Bill Clinton), and subprime mortgages (first originated by the Pritzker banking family out of Chicago, big backers of Barack Obama).

Not that there wasn't plenty of private sector sleaze going on, but the public role has gotten the _The Commissar Vanishes_ treatment.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 25, 2016 09:27 PM (noWW6)

132 hey looks like they got the same ordinance in Bourbon St. back to 68-60 houston

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 09:28 PM (IXCJi)

133 116
$15 an hour minimum wage?



Cmon Bernie!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:24 PM (AkOaV)


Lao Tzu wrote of times when the ruling class had all of the nice things and the country was in ruin, and called it the opposition of the great Way, and taking the lead in robbery. This is how Socialism always turns out, but they can't see it for their ideology.

I've got some words of my own on the subject. Being generous with somebody else's money is not charity, it is dressing thievery in the clothes of righteousness.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 25, 2016 09:28 PM (HalrA)

134 Okay, this is not a joke -- If you try and post D r i n k ! (no spaces), the comment is auto deleted.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2016 09:28 PM (gyKtp)

135 OK, I give up.

Like, remember when Sharknado was coming out? Ace did all the build-up and then on the night of the show he said "I don't really have to watch it, right? The build-up was 90% of the joke".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 25, 2016 09:28 PM (1xUj/)

136 I got a real Hard on watching the new X files. But that's just me I guess. Comments?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2016 09:28 PM (XZphx)

137 None of this happens in a Republic.

Posted by: eman at January 25, 2016 09:29 PM (MQEz6)

138 Free Shit sure is expensive.


Posted by: GnuBreed

Just wait 'till medical care is FREE!

Boy, will that be expensive.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at January 25, 2016 09:29 PM (+1T7c)

139 Have we talked about this yet?

"Swedish asylum worker, 22, is stabbed to death 'in frenzied attack' at a CHILD migrant centre as refugee boy, 15, is arrested for murder amid rising tensions over violence and sex assaults"

Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 09:29 PM (Kqit+)

140 drink

Posted by: edmundburkesshade at January 25, 2016 09:29 PM (cmBvC)

141 Drink!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:29 PM (rwI+c)

142 Bernie should just go full Commie and call for a maximum wage. I could go for that idea during the time I need a plumber.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 25, 2016 09:29 PM (MNgU2)

143 Likable? Like a root canal?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at January 25, 2016 09:26 PM (+1T7c)

Bernie? Yeah, I get a kick out of him.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:30 PM (AkOaV)

144 Okay, this is not a joke -- If you try and post D r i n k ! (no spaces), the comment is auto deleted.

That is weird.

I for one do not welcome our Teetoaling Overlords.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 25, 2016 09:30 PM (1xUj/)

145 Bernie say, "sounds like a broad."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:30 PM (AkOaV)

146
I got a real Hard on watching the new X files. But that's just me I guess. Comments?




Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2016 09:28 PM



Any good? Don't get it here for a few days, I think.

Posted by: otho at January 25, 2016 09:30 PM (EWg9n)

147 he wont though

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:30 PM (AkOaV)

148 Free ad for Shillary? Then they all laugh.... yikes.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at January 25, 2016 09:30 PM (sqs5K)

149 How? President Bernie would form a Federal Repatriotation Squad to go get it. Think Hans Gruber type mischief.


Posted by: Count de Monet

I think the point is to make criminals of us all. No honest man would propose such idiocy.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at January 25, 2016 09:30 PM (+1T7c)

150 Drinnk!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:30 PM (NeFrd)

151 any talk of The People's Climate?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2016 09:30 PM (dBmVV)

152 Any good? Don't get it here for a few days, I think.

Are you on Europa?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (rwI+c)

153 Trillions of dollars stashed in the Caymans

====

I'm concerned those islands will tip over

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (Cq0oW)

154 Bernie Sanders at least has charm like an old hippie uncle, reality-challenged, spouting Sixties-era clichés, but totally harmless as long as he isn't the one driving. Hillary--just repellent.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (pq97T)

155 >> There is still a shit-ton of lingering resentment about the
>> 2008 financial sector bust, which liberals have adroitly
>> redirected away from the consequence of stupid
>> government policies and towards "greedy private sector
>> capitalists".

There should be vast resentment over that.

As they say, 'necessary but not sufficient'.

There should also be vast resentment over Fannie, Freddie, Clinton's CRA juggling, and so on.

Were I a GOP candidate I'd be playing to all of that.

Posted by: JEM at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (o+SC1)

156 Oooh Bernie is about to hit Hillary! on Iraq.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (AkOaV)

157 Drink!!

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (gyKtp)

158 Hillary is toast if Kasich jumps into the race.

Posted by: eman at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (MQEz6)

159 >> expand funding for planned parenthood? yeesh.


It's like saying "invest more for public schools" or "more money for jobs training programs"--- these programs never don't need more money. For what? Who cares, more money = more effective.

Planned Parenthood nets A LOT of money, which they funnel into Democrat candidates.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (NOIQH)

160 137
None of this happens in a Republic.





Posted by: eman at January 25, 2016 09:29 PM (MQEz6)


We haven't had a functional representative government for years. We merely have some say in which part of the ruling class is in the driver's seat and who's back-seat driving. Political dynasties, among other things, are a poor indicator of health for a system such as ours

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (HalrA)

161 157 Drink!!
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (gyKtp)

Dude, come on, you're killing me

--my liver

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (AkOaV)

162 Dirnk!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (rwI+c)

163 I saw The Jailed Hillaries open for The Bare Naked Ladies. Great show.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (4rzL1)

164 Bossy Conservative

When they make everything against the law, then selective enforcement allows then to use the letter of the law to punish and reward how they see fit.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at January 25, 2016 09:32 PM (sqs5K)

165 Doink!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:32 PM (NeFrd)

166 Are you on Europa?




Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM


More or less. Much hotter, though... and with big killer spiders.

Posted by: otho at January 25, 2016 09:32 PM (EWg9n)

167 Are you on Europa?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of
equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (rwI+c)


My planet! Get lost!

Posted by: The Monolith at January 25, 2016 09:32 PM (HalrA)

168 Who was the president when Glass-Steagall was repealed, again?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:32 PM (AkOaV)

169 You morons watching the love fest have my thanks. I'm watching hockey

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2016 09:33 PM (voOPb)

170 Drunk!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 25, 2016 09:33 PM (wYnyS)

171 That's the thing. This is not a serious proposal. None of this shit is. You can only punitively tax people so much before ridiculous incentives present themselves, and thus Tim Hortons owns BK and BK is now a Canadian company.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
--------------

See: "Johnson Controls, Tyco merge in tax-avoiding inversion deal" http://tinyurl.com/hs6hhq6

Posted by: Hairy Reed at January 25, 2016 09:33 PM (Z58Xa)

172 One more coughing fit and she could be finished.

Some crazies (or are they?) are claiming those strange tents she keeps wearing are portable ICU rooms with monitors and robots and stuff, keeping her alive and moving.



Posted by: Meremortal at January 25, 2016 09:33 PM (3myMJ)

173 Okay, 2 exclamation points works, but with 1 it gets deleted.

Weird.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2016 09:33 PM (gyKtp)

174 I saw The Jailed Hillaries open for The Bare Naked Ladies. Great show.


The original with Pam Grier was better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 25, 2016 09:33 PM (1xUj/)

175 When they make everything against the law, then selective enforcement allows then to use the letter of the law to punish and reward how they see fit.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at January 25, 2016 09:32 PM (sqs5K)


"If only Comrade Stalin knew!!!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2016 09:33 PM (Z8fuk)

176 Any good? Don't get it here for a few days, I think.



Are you on Europa?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of
equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:31 PM (rwI+c)


Now what did I tell you people?! Does "attempt no landings" ring a bell? Huh????

Posted by: The Monolith at January 25, 2016 09:33 PM (JO9+V)

177 Exactly how will killing the keystone pipeline save Gaia?

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 09:33 PM (5eXg1)

178 Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at January 25, 2016 09:32 PM (sqs5K)

We're already pretty much there!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 25, 2016 09:34 PM (wYnyS)

179 Part 2 tonight of X files. I love you Alex Jones.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2016 09:34 PM (XZphx)

180 That is the worst fucking suit I have ever seen.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at January 25, 2016 09:34 PM (sqs5K)

181 Buvez!

Posted by: Mademoiselle Feux-de-Route at January 25, 2016 09:34 PM (QTRDQ)

182 Does anybody else find the constant clicking of dentures distracting?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:34 PM (NeFrd)

183 Does "attempt no landings" ring a bell?


Oook?

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2016 09:34 PM (qUNWi)

184 Oops. Off with pedo sock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:35 PM (Z58Xa)

185 Someone tell Bart Mancuso to fire a full spread of Mk48 ADCAPs at Hillary!'s walker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2016 09:35 PM (IYg2w)

186 So... what? 3 old women, a black lawyer dude, and a young kid?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:35 PM (AkOaV)

187 gun control question?

Bernie, explain what the "immunity" is about.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:35 PM (AkOaV)

188 Weird.


Posted by: GnuBreed


*****


Indeed! Pixy quirk?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:35 PM (NeFrd)

189 You morons watching the love fest have my thanks. I'm watching hockey

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Careful kid, that puck will put your eye out!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at January 25, 2016 09:36 PM (+1T7c)

190 "177 Exactly how will killing the keystone pipeline save Gaia? "

The dumbasses aren't even killing it off. They are just diverting it to China, where there they will use it to burn alive pandas.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 09:36 PM (pq97T)

191 Chianti for everybody!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:36 PM (rwI+c)

192 Yeah, running anti gun ads in NH is stupid on team Hillarys part.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:36 PM (AkOaV)

193 Does anybody else find the constant clicking of dentures distracting?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:34 PM (NeFrd)


That's the mandibles of her inner Alien.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2016 09:36 PM (Z8fuk)

194 177
Exactly how will killing the keystone pipeline save Gaia?


Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 09:33 PM (5eXg1)


Because, like, without oil, they'll have to get more biodiesel. We can run this country on the contents of our deep friers, man! It'll be totally groovy. Man, I've got the munchies.

Posted by: LIVing Lefty Style at January 25, 2016 09:36 PM (HalrA)

195 Is that Dorcas Blimline?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:36 PM (Z58Xa)

196 If you isolate Hills coughing and play it backwards she seems to be saying 'Huma's warm parts taste like spoiled onion dip'.

I had 'ranch dip' in the pool.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 25, 2016 09:36 PM (PvCxa)

197 For claiming not to 'say anything negative' about Hillary, Bernie is really saying a lot of negative things about Hillary.

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 09:37 PM (5eXg1)

198 She has a defective chest-burster?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2016 09:37 PM (IYg2w)

199 Oh, so now Bernies going to ban black guns?

Nice.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:37 PM (AkOaV)

200 I sure hope Huma sends me a cake with a shiv baked into it. Sigh.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 25, 2016 09:37 PM (Dwehj)

201 "...clicking of dentures..."



*****


Maybe they should close that gum show loophole.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:37 PM (NeFrd)

202 "Dirnk!"

Dirndls!

Posted by: torquewrench at January 25, 2016 09:37 PM (noWW6)

203 Hello Kitty ftw!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:37 PM (rwI+c)

204 167 if we're discussing planets I want to be the first to mention Uranus.

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2016 09:37 PM (e3bId)

205 OK, just checked CNN, and....how the f@#$ is Bernie polling so high? Anyone else get a whiff of crazy from this guy?

-
Blithering crazy is like catnip for progs.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 25, 2016 09:37 PM (Nwg0u)

206 Bernie explain to me this "gun show loophole."

And Strawman purchases are ALREADY a federal crime.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:37 PM (AkOaV)

207 There should also be vast resentment over Fannie, Freddie, Clinton's CRA juggling, and so on.

"I have abandoned free market principles to save the free market system."

Posted by: George W Bush at January 25, 2016 09:38 PM (qmMG2)

208 Bernie, explain this bill. Don't be a dummy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:38 PM (AkOaV)

209 Well that's all right, they sell AR-15s in woodland camo and Hello Kitty camo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2016 09:38 PM (IYg2w)

210 197
For claiming not to 'say anything negative' about Hillary, Bernie is really saying a lot of negative things about Hillary.


Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 09:37 PM (5eXg1)


What can I say? They're lying liars that lie.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 25, 2016 09:38 PM (HalrA)

211 She has a defective chest-burster?


Hillary is a parasite on the alien.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:38 PM (rwI+c)

212 134
Okay, this is not a joke -- If you try and post D r i n k ! (no spaces), the comment is auto deleted.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2016 09:28 PM (gyKtp)
~~~~~

Guys, guys, guys. A blind man in Philly could see what he's doing here!

(Good one, GnuBreed)

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 09:38 PM (E6RIJ)

213 Exactly. Well put, Bernie.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:38 PM (AkOaV)

214 Oh, so now Bernies going to ban black guns?

Nice.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:37 PM (AkOaV)


Go long on "Hello Kitty" Uzis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2016 09:38 PM (Z8fuk)

215 188 >> Indeed! Pixy quirk?

Posted by: Seamus

There isn't any kind of Pixy warning stuff, the comment just doesn't show.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2016 09:39 PM (gyKtp)

216 There is a movement in Krazyfornia to restrict oil transpot by rail. Saving the world one volt at a time.

Posted by: edmundburkesshade at January 25, 2016 09:39 PM (cmBvC)

217 Blithering crazy is like catnip for progs.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 25, 2016 09:37 PM (Nwg0u)


As with my post on the last thread, when you reject objective truth, all that's left is lies and madness. They're not picky, they'll take either.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 25, 2016 09:39 PM (HalrA)

218 >> Is that Dorcas Blimline?


LOL!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 09:39 PM (NOIQH)

219 Oh shit, this is getting way off the rails.

WHAT? So if gun manufacturers sell guns to black neighborhoods, they should be fucked?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:39 PM (AkOaV)

220 The Second Amendment cannot be repealed: http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=6985

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 09:39 PM (IXCJi)

221 Switch to German then.

Trink bier!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2016 09:39 PM (IYg2w)

222 Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at January 25, 2016 09:36 PM (+1T7c)

: 8

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2016 09:39 PM (voOPb)

223 My god. This woman is caricature of the Lib SJW

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:39 PM (Z58Xa)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2016 09:39 PM (voOPb)

225 Mike Hammer, which is the caricature?

Hillary! or Bernie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2016 09:40 PM (IYg2w)

226 >>Oh, so now Bernies going to ban black guns?


It's not black, it's gunmetal.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 09:40 PM (NOIQH)

227 Heh heh heh. Who needs a lapdog when I have the media. Suck it wingas youse ain't gettin' "The Granny" in an orange pantsuit! Heh heh heh.

Now Huma fetch me an Old Fashion, dear....

Posted by: Granny Clinton at January 25, 2016 09:40 PM (/TQ6p)

228 "When I tawlked about mental health.."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:40 PM (Z58Xa)

229 Wow, this guy is crazy!

Posted by: batshit at January 25, 2016 09:40 PM (H9MG5)

230 134
Okay, this is not a joke -- If you try and post D r i n k ! (no spaces), the comment is auto deleted.


Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2016 09:28 PM (gyKtp)

Mary Cloggenstein of Birkenstock, is that you?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 09:41 PM (E6RIJ)

231 involuntarily committing people whose crazy sisters call the govt on them is part of Bernies platform?

Yikes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:41 PM (AkOaV)

232 ¡bebida!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:41 PM (rwI+c)

233 Hillary! or Bernie?
Posted by: Anna
---

The current questioner

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:41 PM (Z58Xa)

234 I think I might spend the rest of this year reading zombie books.

You know, to lighten the mood.

Posted by: eman at January 25, 2016 09:41 PM (MQEz6)

235 Bernies making me laugh with the athlete question.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:42 PM (AkOaV)

236 The dumb burns, it burns.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 09:42 PM (pq97T)

237 231
involuntarily committing people whose crazy sisters call the govt on them is part of Bernies platform?



Yikes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:41 PM (AkOaV)


Of course. They'll call their camps "Mental Health Centers" this time. They've always had a sick sense of humor about those things...

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 25, 2016 09:42 PM (HalrA)

238 Like in a funny way, not laughing at him.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:42 PM (AkOaV)

239 Watch Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphans, less depressing then all of these debates.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2016 09:42 PM (IYg2w)

240 напиток!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:42 PM (rwI+c)

241 We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is
to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry
to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to
Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I
tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take
the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of
bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where
were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my
belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions,
because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow
ones...

Posted by: Deep Thoughts With Bernie Sanders at January 25, 2016 09:42 PM (oVJmc)

242 His elementary school basketball team won the Borough championship. That was pre-desegregation yes?

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 09:43 PM (5eXg1)

243 Any chance Fenelon, grammie, Lea, or Slapweasel
are here?

Posted by: L, Elle at January 25, 2016 09:43 PM (2x3L+)

244 I guess Bernie doesn't have a sister, or else he'd be playing Connect-Four in a white room against Napoleon VI right now

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 09:43 PM (IXCJi)

245 One thing they've got going, they could have a joint motto:

"Ready for Dentures!"

Posted by: Meremortal at January 25, 2016 09:43 PM (3myMJ)

246 Imbibe!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:43 PM (NeFrd)

247 Self-effacing Bernie flaunts his athletic prowess..., as a kid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:43 PM (Z58Xa)

248 "I'm going on 75---so are you!"

Good grief.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 09:43 PM (E6RIJ)

249 diod!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:43 PM (rwI+c)

250 http://preview.tinyurl.com/j2kjeoj

Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at January 25, 2016 09:43 PM (qQ7kL)

251 Ooops. Premature posting*


WTH? A gun manufacture "should know if they're selling too many guns in an area", and could/should be held liable if someone goes on a mass shooting in one of these areas???



*I swear, that's never happened before.

Posted by: batshit at January 25, 2016 09:44 PM (H9MG5)

252 248 "I'm going on 75---so are you!"

Good grief.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 09:43 PM (E6RIJ)

Hillary would also be the oldest person elected pres.

So would Trump FWIW.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:44 PM (AkOaV)

253 Bumper sticker?

"Stupidity: Feel the Bern!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2016 09:44 PM (IYg2w)

254 "Bernie explain to me this 'gun show loophole.' And Strawman purchases are ALREADY a federal crime."

Obama claimed a few weeks ago that hardened felons and career criminals could easily "bypass" firearm background checks by buying guns over the Internet, and no one said boo about that other than a handful of scruffy bloggers in the dextrosphere.

So don't expect much by way of fidelity to the facts tonight. All three of them up there know they can blurt out damn near anything on the subject of guns and not be called on it.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 25, 2016 09:44 PM (noWW6)

255 212 Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 09:38 PM (E6RIJ)

Normally, you would be 100% right. That's just my kind of trolling. But someone can verify that you cannot make a post, one word, in the form of Drink!

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2016 09:44 PM (gyKtp)

256
drikke!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:44 PM (rwI+c)

257 Mr. Sanders is such a nice, lonely old man. We should make him some elderberry wine.

Posted by: Martha and Abby Brewster at January 25, 2016 09:44 PM (JO9+V)

258 Chris Cuomo.

Peter Principle. Linda Lovelace. Ron Burgundy. Charlie Rose.

So much stupid in a single body.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 09:45 PM (pq97T)

259 Been out enjoying the weather..... but since she is on TV guess grandma coughed up that hairball?

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at January 25, 2016 09:45 PM (jagfX)

260 Bernie, enabled by CNN, plays weepy 'humble beginnings' card. Uses dead parents.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:45 PM (Z58Xa)

261 "Oh Teddy, we had another yellow fever victim."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2016 09:45 PM (IYg2w)

262
pi!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:45 PM (rwI+c)

263 Deoch!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:46 PM (rwI+c)

264 Odds on Hill mentioning her grandchild?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:46 PM (Z58Xa)

265 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:45 PM (Z58Xa)

Dayum, so Bernie's an orphan?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 25, 2016 09:46 PM (wYnyS)

266 Chris can swallow while talking. No small feat.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 09:46 PM (pq97T)

267 Fat-n-Frumpy

Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at January 25, 2016 09:46 PM (qQ7kL)

268 Kunywa!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:46 PM (rwI+c)

269 Odds on Hill mentioning her grandchild?

She's a chip off the old block!

Posted by: Howdy Chelsea at January 25, 2016 09:47 PM (QTRDQ)

270 Ixrob!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:47 PM (rwI+c)

271 Where is the Donner party when you really need them?

Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at January 25, 2016 09:47 PM (4h1Pl)

272 Oh, so now Bernies going to ban black guns?

Nice.


Ahh, hell no!

Posted by: Black Guns Matter at January 25, 2016 09:48 PM (YJmuy)

273 ***
Sleepin' on the interstate...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 25, 2016 09:16 PM (/33sy)

Ah yes, memories.

Posted by: Blano at January 25, 2016 09:48 PM (3eoPa)

274 Bibentes bibetis

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:48 PM (rwI+c)

275 Obama claimed a few weeks ago that hardened felons and career
criminals could easily "bypass" firearm background checks by buying guns
over the Internet,


Yeah.

Not walk out into their Dem-controlled, inner-city neighborhood and pick one up on a street corner, but the 'Internet.'


Posted by: Deep Thoughts With Bernie Sanders at January 25, 2016 09:48 PM (oVJmc)

276 Planet X will kill you, or màybe Democrats will. Either way, you die.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2016 09:49 PM (XZphx)

277 Trinku!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:49 PM (rwI+c)

278 Dayum, so Bernie's an orphan?
Posted by: Hrothgar
-----------

Expect that card to be played soon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:49 PM (Z58Xa)

279 Wow, what a name for a band.

Dead Socialists.

No one has it. The only thing that came up on a search was Pink Floyd.

I am not making this up.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 25, 2016 09:49 PM (3myMJ)

280 Peter Principle. Linda Lovelace. Ron Burgundy. Charlie Rose.

So much stupid in a single body.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 09:45 PM (pq97T)


Linda Lovelace was incompetent? That sucks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2016 09:49 PM (Z8fuk)

281 My 230 was supposed to reference 223, not 134.

Yeah, don't bother. It was stupid anyway.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 09:49 PM (E6RIJ)

282 So far, my death by alcoholism seems to be a solid plan.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 25, 2016 09:49 PM (B8JRQ)

283 If you could buy any gun you wanted over the internet, I am pretty sure I would have no money in my savings...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2016 09:49 PM (iHjB5)

284 I wonder if any of these three have considered borrowing Kasich's "Mailman Dad" story.

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2016 09:49 PM (e3bId)

285 Uminom!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:50 PM (rwI+c)

286 Odds on Hill mentioning her grandchild?


****

Hell, she may pull a Sheriff Bart with the kid.


"Vote for me or the baby gets it! Cackle!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:50 PM (NeFrd)

287 At least OMalley's suit fits.

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 09:51 PM (5eXg1)

288 Can't wait to see the next questioner.

Oop. That other guy is on. I think he's from Baltimore?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:51 PM (Z58Xa)

289 How about one of Biden's speeches? Oh wait... those were Neil Kinnock's

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 09:51 PM (IXCJi)

290 They keep talking about New Hampshire being all important. IIRC in the past it's always been South Carolina.

Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at January 25, 2016 09:51 PM (qQ7kL)

291 I'm so fucking depressed tonight.

Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 09:51 PM (Z/8dZ)

292 275 Obama claimed a few weeks ago that hardened felons and career
criminals could easily "bypass" firearm background checks by buying guns
over the Internet,

Yeah.

Not walk out into their Dem-controlled, inner-city neighborhood and pick one up on a street corner, but the 'Internet.'

Posted by: Deep Thoughts With Bernie Sanders at January 25, 2016 09:48 PM (

Or just see an ATF agent.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2016 09:51 PM (voOPb)

293 Drekka!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:51 PM (rwI+c)

294 "Oh Teddy, we had another yellow fever victim."


Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2016 09:45 PM (IYg2w)

I shall have to dig another lock for the Canal.

Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt Brewster at January 25, 2016 09:51 PM (JO9+V)

295 Any chance someone will ask, "Hillary, just how DID you send, receive and keep secure classified information while traveling all over the world, encrypted smoke signals?"

Posted by: Meremortal at January 25, 2016 09:51 PM (3myMJ)

296 OMalley sounds so scripted.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:51 PM (AkOaV)

297 Or break into a Secret Service agent's car and grab their go-bag.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2016 09:52 PM (IYg2w)

298 If you turn the sound off, O'Malley almost sounds normal.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 09:52 PM (E6RIJ)

299 Martin O'Malley sold siding in a past life.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 09:52 PM (pq97T)

300 Boire!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:52 PM (rwI+c)

301 Ooohh burn from Cuomo.

Isn't he the one who came up with "vote for Cuomo not the homo" when the old man was running against Koch?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:53 PM (AkOaV)

302 I swear on a stack of dead Ambassadors, I never sent no classified stuff using just my toes.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 25, 2016 09:53 PM (gyKtp)

303 If you turn the sound off, O'Malley almost sounds normal.
Posted by: IrishEi
----------------

He doesn't have that over-carbed crazoid look of a cultist.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:53 PM (Z58Xa)

304 Oooh, OMalley took of his jacket.

Very West Wingesque

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:53 PM (AkOaV)

305 #blm question

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:53 PM (AkOaV)

306 Wait a second. Are you people actually watching this thing? I've just been pretending.

Dry labbing it as it were.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:53 PM (NeFrd)

307 >>> I'm so fucking depressed tonight.
Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 09:51 PM (Z/8dZ)
----
Me too.
What's wrong?
Me, just got off the phone with my lawyer and nothing good to hear.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 25, 2016 09:53 PM (2x3L+)

308 Hillary has a snuke.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:53 PM (rwI+c)

309 Aaand Houston loses another 13 pt lead

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 09:54 PM (IXCJi)

310 Hootin' when O'Malley takes his coat off. Are you kidding me?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 09:54 PM (E6RIJ)

311 Oooohh BlackLivesMatter is going after OMalley.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:54 PM (AkOaV)

312 Oh, this one is a dream, a black woman who uptalks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:54 PM (Z58Xa)

313 I'll just leave this here

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/selection-du-weekend-176-7.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2016 09:54 PM (IYg2w)

314 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2016 09:49 PM (iHjB5)

I love the slight disconnect between being able to buy a gun over the internet (which is true) and being able to take legal possession of that gun without undergoing a background check.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 25, 2016 09:54 PM (wYnyS)

315 306 Wait a second. Are you people actually watching this thing? I've just been pretending.

Dry labbing it as it were.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:53 PM (NeFrd)

yeah, I'm watching.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:54 PM (AkOaV)

316 This O'Malley guy is quite the pandering moron. First question is about structural racism. What a bunch of bullcrap...

Posted by: Ray Nitschke 66 at January 25, 2016 09:54 PM (Lyz+r)

317 Are those dreads, or cornrows?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:54 PM (Z58Xa)

318 May be its just being unwashed and majoring in football in college... but did Bernie Sanders just explain the 'cold fusion' version of taxation?.....I mean where the state steals enough money from the producers in an economy that money just starts multiplying out of thin fucking air and Santa Claus reigns pre-eminent???

That's some strong shit.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at January 25, 2016 09:55 PM (jagfX)

319 I swear on a stack of dead Ambassadors, I never sent no classified stuff using just my toes

"Some of you may die... but that is a sacrifice *I* am willing to make"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 09:55 PM (IXCJi)

320 Bernie Sanders' mother schtupped their mailman.


So he and Kasich might be like half-brothers or something.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 09:55 PM (NeFrd)

321 There should be a vast amount of resentment for all of the Wall Street money that financed Obama's campaign in 2008. I, for one, am ready to see massive punative taxes on those assholes as well as horribly complex regulations with severe criminal penalties for the slightest infractions enforced by an army of psychotic social justice warriors who's formative years have been spent demanding that accusations equal guilt.

Posted by: obnoxious ahole at January 25, 2016 09:55 PM (MpvuV)

322 Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2016 09:54 PM (IYg2w)

Oh Anna, I think you have outdone yourself here, a not inconsiderable feat!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 25, 2016 09:55 PM (wYnyS)

323 Just think - our team could actually lose to one of these imbeciles.

Let that sink in for a minute.

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2016 09:55 PM (e3bId)

324 314
My apologies, using their logic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2016 09:56 PM (iHjB5)

325 Bwè!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:56 PM (rwI+c)

326 >>>Are those dreads, or cornrows?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:54 PM (Z58Xa)<<<

Don't know, but she's hot.

Posted by: the Predator at January 25, 2016 09:56 PM (H9MG5)

327 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 25, 2016 09:56 PM (KCxzN)

328 "Me, just got off the phone with my lawyer and nothing good to hear."

Oh, I'm sorry L. That truly sucks.

I'm just depressed about our ever more effed up country. I usually try to have some optimism that there's some solution but...yeah I've got nothin'.

Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 09:56 PM (Kqit+)

329 @317 They look like sugar frosted black licorice. I sincerely hope that's not racist...

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 09:57 PM (5eXg1)

330 So...was "The Wire's" Gil Garcetti modeled on O'Malley, or just the typical smarmy big city Dem politician?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 09:57 PM (NOIQH)

331 Don't know, but she's hot.
Posted by: the Predator at January 25, 2016 09:56 PM (H9MG5)

I think she plays for the other team IYKWIMAITYD.

NTTAWWT!!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:57 PM (AkOaV)

332 Let it burn with Bernie.

Posted by: obnoxious ahole at January 25, 2016 09:57 PM (MpvuV)

333 I'm so fucking depressed tonight.
Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 09:51 PM (Z/8dZ)
----
Me too.
What's wrong?
Me, just got off the phone with my lawyer and nothing good to hear.
Posted by: L, Elle
----------------

Steps into the queue, with an unexpected four digit bill which arrived today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:57 PM (Z58Xa)

334 Anyone here eat Ben Jerry's ice cream? I hope to God not.

Posted by: Harris Faulkner's Hamster at January 25, 2016 09:57 PM (s6/4z)

335 Beure!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:57 PM (rwI+c)

336 This guy runs the local bong shop, I think

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:57 PM (AkOaV)

337 ust think - our team could actually lose to one of these imbeciles.



Let that sink in for a minute.

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2016 09:55 PM (e3bId)

And will, if the GOPe has their way!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 25, 2016 09:57 PM (wYnyS)

338 Who could have guessed this dude is a Bernie voter?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 09:57 PM (pq97T)

339 Nginum!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 09:58 PM (rwI+c)

340 How come O'Malley has to do stand-up while Bernie got to sit down?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2016 09:58 PM (FkBIv)

341 Are her Depends printing through whatever gawd-awful thing she's wearing?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 25, 2016 09:58 PM (3myMJ)

342 Has Hillary shared her Alinskyite family values yet? She only carpetbagged to NY and doesn't have those values. Hers came straight from subversive Alinsky, who got ideas from the mob. Then she learned even more about coke from the Clinton family. Nice ...

Nothing like the outer-borough values of Queens that Trump grew up with. (I guess Trump didn't grow up with Manhattan values either)

Posted by: Illiniwek at January 25, 2016 09:58 PM (5Gpe2)

343 Weepy aging hippy steps up with 'What should I do about my health care bill'. This from an asshole who surely voted for Obama.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 09:58 PM (Z58Xa)

344 22 year old asylum worker stabbed to death by asylum seeker

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hsk58of

Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at January 25, 2016 09:59 PM (qQ7kL)

345 So what I think is going on here: Cuomo was supposed to kneecap the Bern with everyone watching (didn't work), while Hillary, who is terrible at everything, hides until after 10:30 ET when everyone goes to bed.

Sanders is nuts, but he's authentic and I actually like how he comports himself. I think he killed it tonight with the Democratic base.

Posted by: LukeinNE at January 25, 2016 09:59 PM (+hri6)

346 OK that was bad. I blame the wine.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 25, 2016 09:59 PM (3myMJ)

347 >>Just think - our team could actually lose to one of these imbeciles.

I think "lose" is not wholly accurate, more like not get enough votes to overcome the margin of fraud and "New American" voters.
Heck, we may have already lost and don't even know it.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 09:59 PM (NOIQH)

348 But we can lose with our dignity intact! With the knowledge that we never lost sight of who we are.

Posted by: jeb bush at January 25, 2016 09:59 PM (IXCJi)

349 Yeah, I am pregnant, it`s Bernie`s. Had to ride the top for two hours with blue lights flashing to get his attention. Never saw the woodchipper, I think those two guys got away, I wasn`t so lucky.

Posted by: Marge from Fargo at January 25, 2016 09:59 PM (4h1Pl)

350 340. Bernie needs to pee.

Posted by: edmundburkesshade at January 25, 2016 09:59 PM (cmBvC)

351 Damn, he could've paid for health care if he'd stop with the ink...choices, choices.

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 09:59 PM (5eXg1)

352 The worst part about living on the west coast is some asshole will spoil it for me and let loose what happened on a show 3 hrs before it plays here. I'm out before that happens. Night all.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2016 09:59 PM (XZphx)

353 Make everything free, it's easy. Tax the rich and Wall Street so there's more for me. Oh, and that awful insurance company that you politicians won't let sell across state lines....tax them big too.

Idiots.

Posted by: Ray Nitschke 66 at January 25, 2016 09:59 PM (Lyz+r)

354 wow was that a rambling nothing answer

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:59 PM (AkOaV)

355 O'Malley: "The answer is 'Wellness'..."

Okaaay. Costs are up from a lack of wellness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:00 PM (Z58Xa)

356 >>>This guy runs the local bong shop, I think

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 09:57 PM (AkOaV)<<<

**looking at all the tats**
He's probably a chef.

Posted by: the Predator at January 25, 2016 10:00 PM (H9MG5)

357 Little Miss Vocal Fry. Can't stand that!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:00 PM (E6RIJ)

358 So will it be a picture of Bernie or Hillary! hanging in the Camp Commander's office?

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2016 10:00 PM (e3bId)

359 >>> Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 09:56 PM (Kqit+)
----
Quit watching the debate, not Ralph Lauren!
Nothing like being sued for over a year and barely gaining ground. Lawyer is calling me back and promising that he has good things to say. So I have that to look forward to.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 25, 2016 10:00 PM (2x3L+)

360 Caddyshack on the Golf Channel...again.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 25, 2016 10:00 PM (EDYaR)

361 So, are the other candidates going to get 3 one on one intervews with soft ball questions, too?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 25, 2016 10:00 PM (iQIUe)

362 Climate change?

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:00 PM (AkOaV)

363 You people are killing me. Late night talk shows wish they had the writers this blog has.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 25, 2016 10:00 PM (7qAYi)

364 "climate change is the best business opportunity to come to the US in 100 years"

harf harfharf

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:01 PM (AkOaV)

365 ..there was no wind in Iowa 15 years ago?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:01 PM (AkOaV)

366 What if she has a coughing fit?

What if she gets up in the middle of the interview and starts wandering around the stage?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 25, 2016 10:01 PM (iQIUe)

367
So Bloomy is thinking about getting in with Shrillary on the ropes.

Perfect. Trump vs. Bloomberg. Good luck America. Pick your NYC Billionaire.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2016 10:01 PM (ODxAs)

368 Climate change is the biggest business opportunity ever! I'll employ 5 million people making clean energy!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:01 PM (Z58Xa)

369 >>O'Malley: "The answer is 'Wellness'..."


So...we just gonna make sickness illegal?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 10:01 PM (NOIQH)

370 Phuza!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:01 PM (rwI+c)

371 There were a helluva lot more birds in Iowa 15 years ago, just sayin..

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:02 PM (5eXg1)

372 OMalley gets slammed for the one thing he did right, cracking down in Baltimore.

Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2016 10:02 PM (cXiMR)

373 Martin O'Malley screams "science wizard." Nice play of the "I'm not a fossil card," though.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:02 PM (pq97T)

374 >>>> Steps into the queue, with an unexpected four digit bill which arrived today.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016
-----
So, you're being sued into oblivion too, huh?

Posted by: L, Elle at January 25, 2016 10:02 PM (2x3L+)

375 O'Malley panders to the ethanol vote.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:02 PM (Z58Xa)

376 I suspect the environment will still be here for the rest of her life.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:02 PM (AkOaV)

377 So...we just gonna make sickness illegal?

In a manner of speaking.

Posted by: Dr. Mengele at January 25, 2016 10:03 PM (rwI+c)

378 military draft question?

Did this guy time travel?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:03 PM (AkOaV)

379 Green energy is a great business opportunity... for us to poop on.

Posted by: Solyndra, the insult comic govt leech at January 25, 2016 10:03 PM (H9MG5)

380 Great, black guy proposes Universal Service.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:03 PM (Z58Xa)

381
Perfect. Trump vs. Bloomberg. Good luck America. Pick your NYC Billionaire.

At least Trump will let you have a damn soda.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 25, 2016 10:03 PM (7qAYi)

382 Oh, okay. OMalley is going to cut drug overdoses in half. And gun deaths!

Nice.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:03 PM (AkOaV)

383 "Climate change is the biggest business opportunity ever! I'll employ 5 million people making clean energy!"

-- candidate Barack Obama, seven years ago today

Posted by: torquewrench at January 25, 2016 10:03 PM (noWW6)

384 Preventive healthcare, yayyy!!!


When you get right down to it, isn't that what Planned Parenthood is all about, saving that child from a lifetime of worrying about health care?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:04 PM (NeFrd)

385 Napít se!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:04 PM (rwI+c)

386 So, veterans with PTSD should be excluded from the draft and serve for two years for free college. Huh?

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:04 PM (5eXg1)

387 Nothing like being sued for over a year and barely gaining ground. Lawyer is calling me back and promising that he has good things to say. So I have that to look forward to.

Posted by: L, Elle at

Ugh, yes I remember. Little opportunity to run up the fee if things go quickly.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 25, 2016 10:04 PM (3myMJ)

388 AND full employment for veterans!

Well OMalleys my guy.

I like the vague free shit he promises.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:04 PM (AkOaV)

389 made a nice chuck roast for dinner tonite. it was awsome. tomorrow i get to take care of the global warming shit that's falling now. fuck politics, i'm dropping out of that shit. convinced it doesn't matter anyway.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 25, 2016 10:04 PM (ucDmr)

390 375 O'Malley panders to the ethanol vote.

That shit gets you turnt! :hic:

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at January 25, 2016 10:05 PM (7qAYi)

391 Great, black guy proposes Universal Service.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Not no but HELL NO!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2016 10:05 PM (FkBIv)

392 Bernie, enabled by CNN, plays weepy 'humble beginnings' card. Uses dead parents.
-
Jeez, Bern, you're 175 years young and we're supposed to be surprised your parents are dead?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 25, 2016 10:05 PM (Nwg0u)

393 When you get right down to it, isn't that what Planned Parenthood is all about, saving that child from a lifetime of worrying about health care?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:04 PM (NeFrd)

*****

They should run on this in the General. Why, the Ads, they positively write themselves.

Posted by: Tim in GA at January 25, 2016 10:05 PM (YLidQ)

394 Oh, okay. OMalley is going to cut drug overdoses in half. And gun deaths!

Maybe he'll combine them.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 25, 2016 10:05 PM (EDYaR)

395 Hilz gonna show up with one of those walkers with the green tennis balls on the feet.....that should go over well

Posted by: E.T. at January 25, 2016 10:05 PM (yq4gk)

396 >>Dry labbing it as it were

Huma and I do that.

Posted by: Hillary at January 25, 2016 10:06 PM (c7vUv)

397 Green energy is a great business opportunity... for us to poop on.
Posted by: Solyndra
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Hey, our energy storage project was explosive..., sadly, literally explosive.

Posted by: Beacon Energy, soaking up stimulus $ at January 25, 2016 10:06 PM (OLNwX)

398 Ποτό!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:06 PM (rwI+c)

399 my gf thinks OMalley is cute but annoying. FWIW.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:06 PM (AkOaV)

400 "Every person needs to be needed."

This surely is on the bumper of a Volkswagen mini-bus with fading flower stickers.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:06 PM (pq97T)

401 "economy is not money, it's people."

Hmmmm

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:06 PM (AkOaV)

402 I tell you, debates like this are not going to cut cirrhosis deaths by half.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 10:06 PM (IXCJi)

403 Will Hillary stand up or sit down?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2016 10:07 PM (FkBIv)

404 Heck, we may have already lost and don't even know it.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 09:59 PM (NOIQH)

The Clinton Foundation has already paid Diebold to ensure a 51% "mandate". Problem is that they paid Diebold for the 49% vote to go to Jeb!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 25, 2016 10:07 PM (wYnyS)

405 Yes, you stupid humans are the only species on the planet where everyone doesn't have a job!

Posted by: ant colonies everywhere at January 25, 2016 10:07 PM (H9MG5)

406 So no drug overdoses, no gun deaths?


Guess I'll just stick my head in the oven.



Oh crap, it's solar powered!


Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:07 PM (NeFrd)

407 "We're the only species on the planet without full employment."

Guess it's all those GD armadillos crossing over from Mehico taking our damn jobs.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:07 PM (E6RIJ)

408 Nice run by Clemson.

Posted by: Blano at January 25, 2016 10:07 PM (3eoPa)

409 Uống!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:07 PM (rwI+c)

410 yes, "comprehensive immigration reform" will DEFINITELY make wages go up.

Totes true.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:07 PM (AkOaV)

411 O'Malley panders to the ethanol vote.
========

So, he's in the tank for Big Corn?

Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2016 10:07 PM (JBggj)

412 "Every person needs to be needed."



The answer my friend, is soylent green!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2016 10:07 PM (JO9+V)

413 O'Malley p;ays 'Equal Pay' card, goes full-on union, and amnesty...., all in one sentence.

Posted by: Beacon Energy, soaking up stimulus $ at January 25, 2016 10:08 PM (OLNwX)

414 "I'm going to raise your wages by getting illegal aliens more jobs." The guy could work at The Weekly Standard.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:08 PM (pq97T)

415 Will Hillary stand up or sit down?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at


****

Well that all hinges on if it's #1 or #2.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:08 PM (NeFrd)

416 Obama saved the economy, that's why so many people are out of the workforce. As a matter of fact he's created a new record on that, then lies about the unemployment numbers.


Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:08 PM (Lyz+r)

417 I take it that 928 has figured his way around that ol' black diamond problem

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 10:08 PM (IXCJi)

418 Guy is quoting Woodrow Wilson.

"Freedom also means freedom from monopoly."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:09 PM (AkOaV)

419 Has O'Malley been called a "young whippersnapper" yet?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 25, 2016 10:09 PM (3myMJ)

420 Will Hillary stand up or sit down?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at

******

Depends.....on whether her balls are itching or not.

Posted by: Tim in GA at January 25, 2016 10:09 PM (YLidQ)

421 Great, black guy proposes Universal Service.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:03 PM (Z58Xa)

Hey now, the camps are gonna need guards!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 25, 2016 10:09 PM (wYnyS)

422 O'Malley has pandered to every imaginable Dem wet dream.

Posted by: Beacon Energy, soaking up stimulus $ at January 25, 2016 10:09 PM (OLNwX)

423 417 I take it that 928 has figured his way around that ol' black diamond problem
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 10:08 PM (IXCJi)

Hat is the king of un-American letters not getting black diamonded.

Black magic, I tell ya.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:09 PM (AkOaV)

424 People . . . . who need people


Are the luckiest people


In the world.

Posted by: Babs Striesand at January 25, 2016 10:10 PM (JO9+V)

425 403 Will Hillary stand up or sit down?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2016 10:07 PM (FkBIv)

Don't care, so long as she is making that choice from a prison cell.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 25, 2016 10:10 PM (+YMhA)

426 O'Malley swerves hard left, trying to out-leftie Bern.

Posted by: Beacon Energy, soaking up stimulus $ at January 25, 2016 10:10 PM (OLNwX)

427 OK, O'Malley mentions going to the moon.

Love how Obama, O'Malley et al. refer to this, especially when it was done primarily by white men, right? Now we have our military fretting after Ft. hood that we must, above all, keep our focus on diversity, the Navy spending time and money renaming everything so that it is not male-centric, and NASA, well, their primary focus is now Muslim outreach.

And these jerks like to pretend they could run any federal agency like NASA when it was getting a man on the moon. It would be funny if they weren't destroying our country with their nonsense.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 10:10 PM (NOIQH)

428 Down with Monopoly!

No more Community Chest or Chance or Going Directly to Jail!!!

Posted by: Marty O'Malleable at January 25, 2016 10:10 PM (H9MG5)

429 My apologies, using their logic.

-
Latest Hilldog is not a rape enabler spin: it's only natural for a woman who has been cheated on to present the other woman so if Hill sent some thugs out to slash their tires and kill their cats, who can blame her?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 25, 2016 10:10 PM (Nwg0u)

430 Gay? Yep. I knew it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:10 PM (OLNwX)

431 "Freedom also means freedom from monopoly."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


And Candyland.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2016 10:11 PM (FkBIv)

432 This 47 year old (or whatever) student is choking like brabbit in 8 mile.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:11 PM (AkOaV)

433 Just tuned in to the CNNers for a minute ... Christ Almighty that audience is retarded. I'm embarrassed for them.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2016 10:11 PM (bS6uW)

434 Is this guy going to cry?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:11 PM (OLNwX)

435 Okay. Take a look at the three candidates. Take a good look. Imprint their visual image in your mind. Now close your eyes and...


...wait, don't close your eyes yet, wait until you finish reading this comment...


...then close your eyes and imagine...



...naked Twister!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:11 PM (NeFrd)

436 Checks out Martin's junk, chokes on question.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:11 PM (pq97T)

437 150 agents.

Posted by: oddnot not liking these times at January 25, 2016 10:11 PM (g1MTt)

438 What are the odds Hillary has already been given the questions in advance?

Bet there is no question about her emails or FBI investigation!

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:11 PM (Lyz+r)

439 The ghey guy forgot the question. o boy

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:12 PM (aUQgu)

440 Ital!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:12 PM (rwI+c)

441 Down with Monopoly!

No more Community Chest or Chance or Going Directly to Jail!!!

-
It's all Chutes & Ladders from now on!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 25, 2016 10:12 PM (Nwg0u)

442 "Transgender"! Tope!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:12 PM (OLNwX)

443 438 What are the odds Hillary has already been given the questions in advance?

Bet there is no question about her emails or FBI investigation!
Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:11 PM (Lyz+r)

all questions were pre screened, as cuomo said.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:12 PM (AkOaV)

444 Uh, you can't get a job? Or a house?

Maybe you should get into cake baking. Heard there's a big demand for that kind of thing.

Posted by: there's no cring in debating town halls at January 25, 2016 10:12 PM (H9MG5)

445 Any man-buns in the audience?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2016 10:12 PM (JO9+V)

446 "Will Hillary stand up or sit down?"

Remembering Bob Dole taking a wrong turn and falling off of a (rather tall, six-foot-ish) stage back in 1996. Then immediately popping up off the ground with a horrible rictus grin on his face to show that it was all OK, just part of the show, he's fine. But visibly not.

Wondering when Hillary is going to have her Bob Dole moment.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 25, 2016 10:12 PM (noWW6)

447 >>Will Hillary stand up or sit down?

Depends

Posted by: Hillary at January 25, 2016 10:12 PM (c7vUv)

448 I have the same reaction to Hillary's voice as I do Obammy's. I gag, and then shut it down. With napalm, if necessary.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 25, 2016 10:13 PM (+YMhA)

449 Christ Almighty that audience is retarded. I'm embarrassed for them

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter" -- Winston C

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 10:13 PM (IXCJi)

450 The ghey guy forgot the question. o boy
Posted by: Dickie Betts
-------------

He was overcome with emotion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:13 PM (OLNwX)

451 It's about the kids. All the kids. Of the LGBTQRSTUV. Their kids need it all.

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:13 PM (5eXg1)

452 47 year old guy who's still in college on govt. loan he'll never pay back. majoring in gender studies

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:13 PM (Lyz+r)

453 Down with Monopoly!


****


Has Bernie plundered all the $500 bills out of the 'bank' yet, in order to pay off the national debt?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:13 PM (NeFrd)

454 Trump sucks. Trump sucks!
Might as well face it you're addicted to Trump.

Do not look for Donald Trump with your mind! Look for him with your heart!

Posted by: mnw (fair and ballast) at January 25, 2016 10:13 PM (NiHAc)

455
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
And the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:14 PM (rwI+c)

456 I'll be a farmer if Martin OMalley gives me money.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:14 PM (AkOaV)

457

Fcuking Putin , Assad, Kim Jon I Am Ill, et al must feel like they are winners of the World Domination Sweepstakes with these three clowns as alleged candidates for POTUS.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at January 25, 2016 10:14 PM (jagfX)

458 Any chance Fenelon, grammie, Lea, or Slapweasel
are here?
Posted by: L, Elle at January 25, 2016 09:43 PM (2x3L+)


I don't know. Are you looking for someone to pray for you? I mostly lurk, but am good for praying.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at January 25, 2016 10:15 PM (dPpmC)

459 How's that Hilary firewall in SC doing?

Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2016 10:15 PM (cXiMR)

460 Every person needs to be needed.

-
People
People who need people
Are the luckiest people in the world.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 25, 2016 10:15 PM (Nwg0u)

461 I'm developing a new-found disgust with O'Malley.
Shameless panderer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:15 PM (OLNwX)

462 >>What are the odds Hillary has already been given the questions in advance?

Prerequisite for her attending --- if her team didn't write the questions and then recruit "everyday Iowans" to ask them.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 10:15 PM (NOIQH)

463 Ah, the Bob Dole campaign. The "shot in the arm" visit with Ronald Reagan. Which allowed the State News Networks to deliver, deadpan, that followup - "Reagan was described as, subdued".

(Because Alzheimers.)

Yeah, the State News Networks were evil, like they are evil today. But Dole should have seen that coming.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 10:15 PM (IXCJi)

464 Ooh, what a question from Cuomo.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:16 PM (AkOaV)

465 She's a beginning farmer. I'm a beginning astrophysicist.

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:16 PM (aUQgu)

466 Bernie should just offer everyone a shiny new nickel if they will vote for him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:16 PM (rwI+c)

467 >>> Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at January 25, 2016 10:15
----
Yeah, if you can do that for me, I'll try to do that for you.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 25, 2016 10:16 PM (2x3L+)

468 Wow. Cuomo is asking who OMalley should endorse when he loses.

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:16 PM (5eXg1)

469 The caucuses are very organic. ? Okay.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:16 PM (E6RIJ)

470 I hope they get a questioner like the guy who wrote in to our local fishwrap LTE column during the run-up to Obamacare.

Cliff's Notes version: "I have run my own business for 20+ years and make about $20,000 a year. How am I going to pay for health care?"


I couldn't help but wonder why he hadn't figured out sometime in the last 20 years that he wasn't very good at whatever business he was in and tried something else. That's just how my mind works.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:16 PM (NeFrd)

471 Shameless panderer.

There aren't any candidates this year to whom that label does not apply. Maybe there haven't been since 1964.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 10:17 PM (IXCJi)

472 When do they just start waving the red flag with the hammer and sickle

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:17 PM (Lyz+r)

473 L,Elle - Want to talk about it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:17 PM (OLNwX)

474 I'm not much of a prayer partner, but I can join you in some hate for legal system.

Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2016 10:17 PM (cXiMR)

475 This is like the local hot rock kid warming up for a dinosaur big hair band, who everyone knows will suck ass but still will clap along as if it was worth the drive over icy roads.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:17 PM (pq97T)

476 "I'll be a farmer if Martin OMalley gives me money."

I thought vaguely about being a farmer once, decades ago. Where's MY money? Pigford, bitches!

Oh. Wait. I'm white. Never mind.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 25, 2016 10:17 PM (noWW6)

477 And I forgot to say thanks, Michael the Hobbit.
Thank you

Posted by: L, Elle at January 25, 2016 10:17 PM (2x3L+)

478 caucuses are very organic

Kind of like an HR Giger poster

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 10:17 PM (IXCJi)

479 "Beginning farmer" means pot growing in the closet.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 25, 2016 10:17 PM (7qAYi)

480 New-found disgust?

Such a nice guy Hammer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2016 10:18 PM (voOPb)

481 "Nothing like being sued for over a year and barely gaining ground. Lawyer is calling me back and promising that he has good things to say. So I have that to look forward to. "

Sounds like lawfare at its finest. Sorry you're dealing with that.

Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 10:18 PM (Kqit+)

482
461
I'm developing a new-found disgust with O'Malley.

Shameless panderer.


But he can play a mean guitar. Cmon, man

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:18 PM (aUQgu)

483 the girlfriend "Cuomos suit looks like shit. Anderson would not be caught dead looking like that"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:18 PM (AkOaV)

484 She's a beginning farmer. I'm a beginning astrophysicist.

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:16 PM (aUQgu)


Is she wearing her ballcap backwards so she can stick her head in the mailbox to look for the government check?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2016 10:18 PM (Z8fuk)

485 Great. A law student..., with an empty question.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:18 PM (OLNwX)

486 7 year old guy who's still in college on govt. loan he'll never pay back. majoring in gender studies

-
If we're to stop global warming, we'll need gender studies majors . . . to pull the rickshaws.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 25, 2016 10:18 PM (Nwg0u)

487 When do they just start waving the red flag with the hammer and sickle

That's a the close when they all sing the Internationale.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:18 PM (rwI+c)

488 I always did like Prison Girls III.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 25, 2016 10:19 PM (Dwehj)

489 >>>I think "lose" is not wholly accurate, more like not get enough votes to overcome the margin of fraud and "New American" voters.
<<<

Epiphany for me, This is just what they are doing to the big cities. Cockroaches move in, we move out.


Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at January 25, 2016 10:19 PM (qQ7kL)

490 Don't be depressed, Lauren. I'll cheer you up...

Posted by: Mega at January 25, 2016 10:19 PM (JwLCI)

491 All the candidates in Iowa are just a bunch of caucus suckers!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:19 PM (NeFrd)

492 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary!! at January 25, 2016 10:19 PM (vBeA5)

493 "Beginning farmer" means pot growing in the closet.

Or a Chia Pet.

Posted by: kitsch subsidies at January 25, 2016 10:20 PM (QTRDQ)

494 Is that what one finds on FarmersOnly.com? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:20 PM (OLNwX)

495 *pushes brotherly hugs through the USB ports for Lauren and L, Elle*

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 25, 2016 10:20 PM (bZ7mE)

496 Let's see who can promise the most free shit, guys!1!

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 25, 2016 10:20 PM (Dwehj)

497 Alrighty.

Serenity is back on Netflix. Shiny!

Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2016 10:20 PM (JBggj)

498 O'Malley has done the impossible and become the most fake and inauthentic candidate in this race with that hand gesture. Suck it, Hillary, you don't even win the slime contest.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:20 PM (pq97T)

499 Raykon sighting?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 10:20 PM (IXCJi)

500 I couldn't help but wonder why he hadn't figured out sometime in the last 20 years that he wasn't very good at whatever business he was in and tried something else. That's just how my mind works.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon


Many many years ago I was listening to NPR and they followed a guy around all day who was a Fuller Brush man. He ended up selling only one item all day and lost money due to his expenses. I thought that he should probably do something else for a living.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2016 10:20 PM (FkBIv)

501 478
caucuses are very organic


Kind of like an HR Giger poster

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 10:17 PM

Yep. Whole room full of freaks they got there.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:20 PM (E6RIJ)

502 I have run my own business for 20+ years and make about $20,000 a year.

-
At least as far as the IRS knows.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 25, 2016 10:21 PM (Nwg0u)

503 caucus suckers

Ha Seamus

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2016 10:21 PM (voOPb)

504
"Beginning farmer" means pot growing in the closet.

Or a Chia Pet.


Posted by: kitsch subsidies at January 25, 2016 10:20 PM (QTRDQ)

Or Sea Monkeys. Or would xer be a "beginning rancher"?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2016 10:21 PM (JO9+V)

505 When you see a guy standing there with his hands in his pockets, he's probably worthless. That's what O'Malley was doing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:21 PM (OLNwX)

506 I'll be a farmer if Martin OMalley gives me money.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Sign me up too!

Posted by: Old Farmer Pigford at January 25, 2016 10:21 PM (l3vZN)

507 Thanks for the offer, Hammer, but I really can't especially not on a blog. I'm caught up in a shitstorm and have been for a while. It just sucks.
I've got to quit my job so it will stop.

Thanks for asking though. I appreciate it.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 25, 2016 10:21 PM (2x3L+)

508 Doesn't sound like Bernie has been drawn, quartered, crushed and snorted yet.

I thought that was the purpose of this shindig.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 25, 2016 10:22 PM (3myMJ)

509 That's what O'Malley was doing.

He's playing pocket billiards.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:22 PM (rwI+c)

510 Or Sea Monkeys. Or would xer be a "beginning rancher"?


*****


I'm not ashamed to say I giggled out loud at that.




Head 'em up, move 'em out! Yeehaw!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:22 PM (NeFrd)

511 These loons are like the guy I ran into while traveling yesterday. While waiting for a flight my wife and I were talking about the downturn in oil and gas and the government destroying the coal industry. A plethoric old hippy piped up and told us we needed to stop using fossil fuels. I asked him if he was aware the airplane he was waiting for was not solar powered.

Posted by: Aviator at January 25, 2016 10:22 PM (c7vUv)

512 Game's gettin' interesting. #2 3pt gets a Houston lead, 110-109.

Pelican cheerleader is mighty fine, though.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 10:23 PM (IXCJi)

513 Hey, I don't keep any secrets. A fact which apparently is against 'the law'...

Posted by: Hillary! at January 25, 2016 10:23 PM (mxCgt)

514 He's playing pocket billiards.

The balls on that guy...

Posted by: Tom Brady at January 25, 2016 10:23 PM (Dwehj)

515 Piće!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:23 PM (rwI+c)

516 493 "Beginning farmer" means pot growing in the closet.

Or a Chia Pet.

No, that's a "beginning bio-mass fuel engineer"

Posted by: Josephistan at January 25, 2016 10:23 PM (7qAYi)

517 Thank you Grey Fox. That so nice.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 25, 2016 10:23 PM (2x3L+)

518 I'm a "beginning farmer".

I've got the biggest bumper crop of crabgrass and weeds you've ever seen.

Natural talent. Bred in the bone.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 25, 2016 10:24 PM (noWW6)

519 I'm only up to see Hillary go into a coughing fit and has to be hauled away in an ambulance.

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:24 PM (Lyz+r)

520 On the up side, if any one of these is elected POTUS, WH fumigation becomes unnecessary. Savings.

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:24 PM (aUQgu)

521 @511 Response?

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:24 PM (5eXg1)

522 Many many years ago I was listening to NPR and they followed a guy around all day who was a Fuller Brush man. He ended up selling only one item all day and lost money due to his expenses. I thought that he should probably do something else for a living.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2016 10:20 PM (FkBIv)


Just their luck to pick the one day of the week when he wasn't demoing the Fuller Fantastic vibrating coochie brush. That's the big seller.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2016 10:24 PM (Z8fuk)

523 I might be movin' to Montana soon ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:24 PM (rwI+c)

524 Here she is Mzzzz Amerika.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2016 10:24 PM (FkBIv)

525 Hillary jogged out on to the stage!!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:24 PM (AkOaV)

526 no walker in sight!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:24 PM (AkOaV)

527 "Thanks for asking though. I appreciate it. "



Sorry, L, Elle, didn't know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 25, 2016 10:24 PM (SJpls)

528 The Queen is here! The Queen is on the telly!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:25 PM (E6RIJ)

529 **bursts through wall**


Oh yeaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

Posted by: Kool-Aid Woman Cankles at January 25, 2016 10:25 PM (H9MG5)

530 Hillary smooches Cuomo. Bernie didn't do that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:25 PM (OLNwX)

531 playing pocket billiards

Last thing I'd think of doing, sharing a stage with Hillary

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 10:25 PM (IXCJi)

532 The old people sit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2016 10:25 PM (FkBIv)

533 Hillary! Up next. I hope my liver holds out as I watch the Scankles express derails live on TV. OMG she just kissed Cuomo...

Posted by: Alf767 at January 25, 2016 10:25 PM (VtSj9)

534 Cuomo first question to Hillary!: "So Obama likes you. Basically endorsed you. Thoughts?"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:25 PM (AkOaV)

535 I'm gonna blow these proles away, you watch!

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 25, 2016 10:25 PM (Dwehj)

536 The sea monkey rancher definitely made me giggle a bit too.

Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 10:26 PM (Kqit+)

537 >>Hillary jogged out on to the stage!!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

no walker in sight!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
------------------
Exoskeleton v2.0

Posted by: Aviator at January 25, 2016 10:26 PM (c7vUv)

538 Muff dive, first question to Clinton, who even with that cannot look her CNN loveslave in the eye.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:26 PM (pq97T)

539 Second question, "Obama said you get undue criticism... Thoughts?"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:26 PM (AkOaV)

540 I'm only up to see Hillary go into a coughing fit and has to be hauled away in an ambulance.


*****


Maybe she's got a fish bone stuck in her uvula.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:26 PM (NeFrd)

541 Oh great. Hillary compares herself to Ginger Rogers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:26 PM (OLNwX)

542 Obama-love. O my. Wicked. Smart.

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:26 PM (aUQgu)

543 Oh My god. Not even subtle

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2016 10:27 PM (rs5De)

544 Cuomo is now using the hushed breathless whisper to ask the questions...

And Madame, I know of Ginger Rogers. You, madame are NO Ginger Rogers.

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:27 PM (5eXg1)

545 541 Oh great. Hillary compares herself to Ginger Rogers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:26 PM (OLNwX)

No, Obama did. Today. In the NYT (iirc)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:27 PM (AkOaV)

546 "Just their luck to pick the one day of the week when he wasn't demoing
the Fuller Fantastic vibrating coochie brush. That's the big seller."

I thought it was the Gwyneth Paltrow signature-edition steam cleaner.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 25, 2016 10:27 PM (noWW6)

547 Hillary smooches Cuomo. Bernie didn't do that.

Actually, she was cleaning his teeth while he yawned.

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2016 10:27 PM (mxCgt)

548 She really is a bad candidate, extremely unlikable. She would do better performing in prison.

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:27 PM (Lyz+r)

549 "I might be movin' to Montana soon ..."


For real?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 25, 2016 10:27 PM (SJpls)

550 I saw a FEEL THE BERN sticker on a Prius today. I chuckled since it actually said FEEL THE BERN. The Prius also had a "we are the 99%", "Corporations are not people", "Hate is not a family value", and of course the COEXIST sticker.

Driver was a mid 20s white guy.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 25, 2016 10:27 PM (0LHZx)

551 Third question: "Nailbiter with a socialist named Bernie. thoughts?"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:27 PM (AkOaV)

552 CACKLE! Tope!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:27 PM (OLNwX)

553 Only the tough questions from Cuomo.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:28 PM (AkOaV)

554 Cackle! Drink!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:28 PM (E6RIJ)

555 Tonight is my get-out-of-jail-free card.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 25, 2016 10:28 PM (Dwehj)

556 gonna be a dental floss tycoon ....

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:28 PM (rwI+c)

557 so, no. I was testing the horde.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:28 PM (rwI+c)

558 no walker in sight!

Marionette strings.

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2016 10:28 PM (mxCgt)

559 So, fun fact. I own a shit ton of Drake University apparel. Why? Because my mom was front row at the last debate and outfitted us all in it for Christmas.

I have Drake socks. And Drake onsies. And a Drake sweatshirt.

Y'all. That is *all* I got from her.

Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 10:28 PM (Kqit+)

560 Did Obama compare himself to Ginger Rogers, or did he compare Hillary to Ginger Rogers?

These are important distinctions. (Although I figure Obama more as a Judy Garland Fan. NTTIATWWT.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 10:28 PM (IXCJi)

561 Ron Popeil is owed royalties.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:29 PM (pq97T)

562 Yep. When I think of Hillary, I imagine her as Ginger Rogers in pantsuit.

Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2016 10:29 PM (JBggj)

563 no walker in sight!


****


Hologram?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:29 PM (NeFrd)

564 4.3s, 112-111

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 10:29 PM (IXCJi)

565 Dummy Sanders pot head: "young people don't like you. Think you're dishonest. Why do you think enthusiasm gap?"

whoa

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:29 PM (AkOaV)

566 First question: "I think you're dishonest"

Heh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:29 PM (OLNwX)

567 Be of good cheer, L'Elle.

Posted by: eman at January 25, 2016 10:29 PM (MQEz6)

568 So, Hillary, are you dishonest?

Many more cackles and I might shoot the tv

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:30 PM (5eXg1)

569 Man she wants to slap that young Oliver Platt lookalike.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:30 PM (pq97T)

570 "so, no. I was testing the horde."


Does that mean I won?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 25, 2016 10:30 PM (SJpls)

571 Hillary "We'll have a good primary. Then we all need to get together to vote for the nominee."

cough cough.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:30 PM (AkOaV)

572 Wait. He develops apps. He knows what he's doing, people.

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:30 PM (aUQgu)

573 Here's the thing, we're already quasi socialist. We have govt run everything. But it's only govt run for so called poor people. So called poor people get free health care, free college education (Pell grants), free this and free that.

And it's all funded with taxes from evil rich people.

So what the fuck, let's go all in socialism. We still tax the fuck out of evil rich people as we do now, but at least everyone gets the "free" stuff, not just so called poor people.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 25, 2016 10:30 PM (0LHZx)

574 so, no. I was testing the horde.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:28 PM (rwI+c)

Ya didn't give me a chance to scroll to the bottom.

Posted by: Blano at January 25, 2016 10:30 PM (3eoPa)

575 Wait .. Drake University is real. I thought it was made up, like Faber College or WakeForest.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:30 PM (rwI+c)

576 And the Pelicans bang the backboard and fail to make the shot.

Houston tried real hard to lose this one, twice. But the Pelicans wouldn't let 'em

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2016 10:30 PM (IXCJi)

577 "but if youre new to politics..."

Oooooohhh

what a cunt.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:30 PM (AkOaV)

578 >>>I might be movin' to Montana soon ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of
equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:24 PM (rwI+c)<<<



I would have liked to have seen Montana...

Posted by: zombie Vasily Borodin at January 25, 2016 10:30 PM (H9MG5)

579 how condescending.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:30 PM (AkOaV)

580 Oh. Wait. I'm white. Never mind.

You know, I never let little things like that stand in my way.

Posted by: Shaun King at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (YJmuy)

581 It's a wig night. Must have been a real bender.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (E6RIJ)

582 Thanks RK and eman. Your kindness helps even at this blog run by hamsters.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (2x3L+)

583 Ooo, him card read good!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (7qAYi)

584 Jesus I have never seen a candidate be this dickish to a planted questioner.

"I was blah blah in '94... dont know if you were born then. Cant tell."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (AkOaV)

585 "so, no. I was testing the horde."


Does that mean I won?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 25, 2016 10:30 PM (SJpls)

Unless you said "dental floss" you lost, my good man.

Posted by: Blano at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (3eoPa)

586 "I've been a criminal since I was your age..."

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (aUQgu)

587 Hillary: "I am the swellest progressive evah!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (OLNwX)

588 Ugh, Hillary screaming.
Amplifying her voice does not make it better.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (NOIQH)

589 This cackler reminds me of Sally Fields; "You like me, you really really like me"

NO, we don't.

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (Lyz+r)

590 Hillary jogged out on to the stage!!

She must be juiced to the gills on meth. She'll need a week of recovery.

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (mxCgt)

591 Young guy tells the Hildebeast other young people of his acquaintance think she's dishonest.

Maybe there's hope for the younger generation after all?

Posted by: Hank at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (BtG7l)

592 "Drake University is real"

Apparently?

Their colors are blue and white, I can tell you that much.

Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (Kqit+)

593 Does this ass make my butt look big?

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (Dwehj)

594 I am shocked at this answer.

Wow.

MSM will never play this clip, but wow what a bitch.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:31 PM (AkOaV)

595 Hillary fails to mention that her health care panel was found to be unconstitutional.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:32 PM (OLNwX)

596 No one told ME it would be easy...

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:32 PM (aUQgu)

597 She's a poodle trapped in an old criminal's body. The negative questions brings her up three or four octaves per sentence.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:32 PM (pq97T)

598 Another child asks a question.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:32 PM (OLNwX)

599 I might be movin' to Montana soon

-
Hill might be moving to Leavenworth, Kansas soon.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 25, 2016 10:33 PM (Nwg0u)

600 I might be movin' to Montana soon ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of
equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:24 PM (rwI+c)

__

Friendly reminder...

Montana has 2 Dem US Senators and a Dem governor. This isn't your father's Montana.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 25, 2016 10:33 PM (0LHZx)

601 Cankles doing the tomahawk chop?

That's racisssssssssssssssssssssssst!

Posted by: redskins everywhere at January 25, 2016 10:33 PM (H9MG5)

602 "Drake University is real. I thought it was made up, like Faber College"

Faber College is fictional?

BRB. Gotta see to my resume. Needs touching up.

::: distant paper shredder noises :::

Posted by: torquewrench at January 25, 2016 10:33 PM (noWW6)

603 I've never been married, but Hilary still sounds like my ex-wife.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 25, 2016 10:33 PM (7qAYi)

604 Switching over to the two best NBA teams playing each other, Spurs and Warriors. I hate west coast games and probably won't be able to stay up to the end.

Posted by: stace, Boban mania at January 25, 2016 10:33 PM (CoX6k)

605 Her first legal job? Didn't she get a rapist acquitted? Was that before or after she was disbarred?

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:33 PM (5eXg1)

606 Does this colostomy bag make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Hank at January 25, 2016 10:33 PM (BtG7l)

607 My god! A well-studied questioner could rip her wide open.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:33 PM (OLNwX)

608 His question was "me and my friends think you're a lying mother*cker' Answer not on point, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2016 10:33 PM (rs5De)

609 Ginger Rogers: tap dancer


Hillary: keg tapper

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:33 PM (NeFrd)

610 Her first legal job? Didn't she get a rapist acquitted? Was that before or after she was disbarred?
Posted by: RedDish
--------------

Sssh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:34 PM (OLNwX)

611 Ginger Rogers: Viennese waltz


Hillary: Velveeta schmalz

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:34 PM (NeFrd)

612 She seems like an angry bitch.

This was not a good idea for her.

Bernie came off as a likable kook uncle.

OMalley came off as an "eh" guy.

Hillary... wow

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:34 PM (AkOaV)

613 Yeah, you did real well for women's rights as a young lawyer.

...miserable bitch.

Posted by: young girl rape victim at January 25, 2016 10:34 PM (H9MG5)

614 Why is she screaming at that young gal?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 10:35 PM (NOIQH)

615 This town hall will be re-branded as an on-demand instructional video .... 'How to Induce Projectile Vomiting.'

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at January 25, 2016 10:35 PM (jagfX)

616 Yes, lets remember what happened during your husband's presidency. Women were treated how?

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:35 PM (5eXg1)

617 Well, Chris, let me just say that there is no place I'd rather be on this freezing cold January night than sitting here in the middle of nowhere Iowa kissing a bunch of the local hayseed's asses to win something that nobody will remember two days after it happens and genuinely acting like I actually care about this place and these people. And I mean that sincerely.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 25, 2016 10:35 PM (EDYaR)

618 604 Switching over to the two best NBA teams playing each other, Spurs and Warriors. I hate west coast games and probably won't be able to stay up to the end.

Posted by: stace, Boban mania at January 25, 2016 10:33 PM (CoX6k)

___

Have they aired the gun control ads yet?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 25, 2016 10:35 PM (0LHZx)

619 Know who has to be pisaed, Jim Wwbb

Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2016 10:35 PM (cXiMR)

620 Ginger Rogers: Foxtrot


Hillary: Got the trots


Bernie: Trotskyite

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:35 PM (NeFrd)

621 Elect me! I'm just like Bill!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:35 PM (OLNwX)

622 First of all, it's "my friends and I", young whippersnapper.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 25, 2016 10:35 PM (JO9+V)

623 Hillary doing speed.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:35 PM (E6RIJ)

624 "I watched the Benghazi hearings and now I love you."

Errr. ok?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:35 PM (AkOaV)

625 Huma, I'm going to need another bottle *hic*

Posted by: Hill the Booze Hound at January 25, 2016 10:35 PM (DzFIB)

626 Ooooh. This guy admires Hill's Benghazi lies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:36 PM (OLNwX)

627 Wow, dude a plant or what?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 10:36 PM (NOIQH)

628 Then you're going to love her criminal trial

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:36 PM (Lyz+r)

629 two ... weeks ....

Posted by: Hillary! at January 25, 2016 10:36 PM (rwI+c)

630 Maybe she's got a fish bone stuck in her uvula.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:26 PM (NeFrd)

****

Uvulalaryngoplasty coming right up!

Posted by: Tim in GA at January 25, 2016 10:36 PM (YLidQ)

631 "Unless you said "dental floss" you lost, my good man."



Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 25, 2016 10:36 PM (SJpls)

632 Benghazi hearings made me a supporter of yours, Madame Secretary, said no non-plant ever. We are the People's Republic of Stupid.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:36 PM (pq97T)

633 >>>> Montana has 2 Dem US Senators and a Dem governor. This isn't your father's Montana.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 25, 2016 10:33 PM (0LHZx)
-----
Moo is right, grump. Wyoming is where you what to go, not Montana. Montana is where you want to vacation.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 25, 2016 10:36 PM (2x3L+)

634 Good Lord...this guy was lukewarm on Hillary until he watched all 11 hours of her Benghazi testimony. Now he's all Gung-ho! for her.

Maybe he should watch 13 Hours instead. Idiot.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:36 PM (E6RIJ)

635 Switching over to the two best NBA teams playing each other, Spurs and Warriors.

These guys are playing at such a level that it would be like a 15-1 NFL team playing a 13-3 team. ...but I hope not.

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2016 10:36 PM (mxCgt)

636 Hillary doing speed.

Posted by: IrishEi
----------

Hyper-active, and loud. It's possible.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:36 PM (OLNwX)

637 What a plant Was it the tie as a give away

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2016 10:37 PM (rs5De)

638 Wow. This bald cockholster was luke warm on Cankles before the Benghazi hearings, and after watching was all in for her?

Hoped Trump would punch out Gowdy?

PLAAAAAAAANNNNNNNTTTTTTT!

Posted by: i'm gonna be sick at January 25, 2016 10:37 PM (H9MG5)

639 Hillary is a riddle, inside a mystery, wrapped in an enema.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 10:37 PM (NeFrd)

640 TWWWOO .... WWWWEEEEKKKSSS

Posted by: Hillary! at January 25, 2016 10:37 PM (rwI+c)

641 Distracting from Benghazi. Shameless bitch

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:37 PM (aUQgu)

642 Have they aired the gun control ads yet?
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 25, 2016 10:35 PM (0LHZx)

I don't watch every second of the games, but I haven't seen the ads, so they must not be in heavy rotation.

Posted by: stace, Boban mania at January 25, 2016 10:37 PM (CoX6k)

643 Wyoming is where you what to go, not Montana. Montana is where you want to vacation.

I'm detecting a lack of music fans.

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2016 10:37 PM (mxCgt)

644 I watched the whole 11 hours of your Benghazi hearing..
Buddy you should go see the movie.

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:38 PM (Lyz+r)

645 Wilsonian foreign policy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:38 PM (AkOaV)

646 And that man's vote tallies the same as mine. That's inequality for you.

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:38 PM (5eXg1)

647 I might be movin' to Montana soon

Bad news. The dental floss industry dried up and moved to China. So solly.

Posted by: freaked at January 25, 2016 10:38 PM (BO/km)

648 Yeah, 10 bucks says that guy works for a local Hillary campaign office. Who could be won over by Benghazi testimony?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 10:38 PM (NOIQH)

649 I'm detecting a lack of music fans.

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2016 10:37 PM (mxCgt)


Me and the pygmy pony agree.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2016 10:39 PM (Z8fuk)

650 "Moo is right,"

First time for everything.

Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 10:39 PM (Kqit+)

651 Hyper-active, and loud. It's possible.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Diet pills?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:39 PM (E6RIJ)

652 Hillary explains how she and Barky managed to strop the Iranian nuclear menace.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:39 PM (OLNwX)

653 So if Iran gets a nuclear bomb, you'll take responsibility for your plan failing, Hillary?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:39 PM (AkOaV)

654
She seems like an angry bitch.



This was not a good idea for her.



Bernie came off as a likable kook uncle.



OMalley came off as an "eh" guy.



Hillary... wow

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:34 PM (AkOaV)


There will be rave reviews of her "powerful performance" in the MFM tomorrow.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 25, 2016 10:39 PM (2TUVm)

655 Scripted, scripted, scripted.

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:39 PM (aUQgu)

656 Mal Reynolds "No. They're not going to see this coming."

Man, I love this movie.

Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2016 10:39 PM (JBggj)

657 I stuck it to the Joos.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:40 PM (pq97T)

658 ha such a scripted q & a on this one.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:40 PM (AkOaV)

659 Just like Obama. Gets asked one question, goes on and on for 20 minutes.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:40 PM (E6RIJ)

660 Hill is a master diplomat. Damn. I never knew that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (OLNwX)

661 She's a freakin' energizer bunny tonight!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (E6RIJ)

662 On and on and on. Must be meth. Nothing else would produce this result

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (aUQgu)

663 My poon's dried up, and it's making me cough

Posted by: Hilarity at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (dBmVV)

664 It's funny how everyone on the left and right thinks of Montana as this uber conservative place. On guns, yeah pretty conservative. On everything else....not so much. High income taxe and they looooove them some of that sweet, sweek federal pork money. Plus Montana could potentially be another North Dakota when oil prices come back. But they won't since the Democrats won't allow any drilling in the eastern part of the state.

And it's fucking cold too!

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (0LHZx)

665 So, how's Hillary doing? Either side of her face quit moving yet?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (SJpls)

666 Ambassador Stevens unavailable to ask a question.

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (Lyz+r)

667 She flew from Palestine to Israel. Under sniper fire?

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (5eXg1)

668 O/T- Greta Scacci has not gone the facelift/botox route.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (NOIQH)

669 Yes, lets remember what happened during your husband's presidency. Women were treated how?
Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:35 PM

With the utmost respect?...no that's wrong

Remember her treatment of the travel agency for the pres? She got them all fired on false charges to install her Hollywood friends.

Then she got FBI files on those she wanted to get, illegally. Seems like a pattern.

Does America have a memory about this vindictive bitch?

Bengahzi Matters!

Posted by: Farmer at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (o/90i)

670
I'm detecting a lack of music fans.
Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2016 10:37 PM (mxCgt)


Hillary and Bernie and Boehner and McConnel and Reid and Pelosi and the whole corruption in every nook, cranny, closet and filing cabinet and openly on the street in major American cities make the 70's look innocent.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (q2o38)

671 Hamassholes firing an "unfortunate spate of rockets" into Israel civilian centers gets some weird looks, shrugs and gestures from Cankles.

Posted by: i'm gonna be sick at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (H9MG5)

672 Wilsonian foreign policy.

-
Yeah, WWI was just a bump in the road.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (Nwg0u)

673 I'm detecting a lack of music fans.

We be lurkin.

Posted by: Toads of Short Forest at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (BO/km)

674 Just like Obama. Gets asked one question, goes on and on for 20 minutes.



Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:40 PM (E6RIJ

Yet at other times, "I can't remember. I don't recall."

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2016 10:42 PM (JO9+V)

675 Here is where Hill says Bush lied. Yup..., there it is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:42 PM (OLNwX)

676 >>> Moo is right,"
First time for everything.
Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 10:39 PM (Kqit+)
-----
It's happened once before and we both will vote form Trump so it's happening again.
Don't judge me, Lauren.
:-)

Posted by: L, Elle at January 25, 2016 10:42 PM (2x3L+)

677 Montana has 2 Dem US Senators and a Dem governor. This isn't your father's Montana.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 25, 2016 10:33 PM (0LHZx)
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Moo is right, grump. Wyoming is where you what to go, not Montana. Montana is where you want to vacation.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 25, 2016 10:36 PM (2x3L+)


Montana has one Dem and one GOP Senator

Posted by: Capt. Vasili Borodin at January 25, 2016 10:42 PM (vBeA5)

678 impartial journalist sonof Cuomo?[/]

Son of Mario, brother of Andrew.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 25, 2016 10:43 PM (brIR5)

Posted by: Fox2! at January 25, 2016 10:43 PM (brIR5)

680 Big city, turn me loose, set me free.......

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2016 10:43 PM (kKHcp)

681 haha hillary spent her whole time at state fixing the bush mistakes.

makes sense

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:43 PM (AkOaV)

682 Infomercial?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2016 10:43 PM (rs5De)

683 Hill: "We've regained the confidence of our allies"

*?*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:43 PM (OLNwX)

684 Adderall is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2016 10:43 PM (JO9+V)

685 The Barrel calls, but misses!

Posted by: Fox2! at January 25, 2016 10:43 PM (brIR5)

686 9/11 is Bush's fault?

She's awful. What is she on?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 10:44 PM (NOIQH)

687 We had a terrorist threat on 9/11, way before Obama took office...

... but very few months after your hubby left.

Posted by: i'm gonna be sick at January 25, 2016 10:44 PM (H9MG5)

688 I do believe she's jumped her own shark.

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:44 PM (aUQgu)

689 what did I win?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2016 10:44 PM (kKHcp)

690 Hillary is really coming off as an angry witch.

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:44 PM (Lyz+r)

691

How the hell did the R's lose Montana?

Biggest farking losers ever.

Posted by: the guy who always divides people into typeswing plover at January 25, 2016 10:44 PM (cfrRc)

692 Montana has one Dem and one GOP Senator
Posted by: Capt. Vasili Borodin at January 25, 2016 10:42 PM (vBeA5)

___

Ahh yes. I forgot that Danes was elected in 2014. My bad. They had 2 Dems for a long time.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 25, 2016 10:44 PM (0LHZx)

693 667 She flew from Palestine to Israel. Under sniper fire?
Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:41 PM (5eXg1)

"the captain has activated the seat belt light. We are taking off in 30 seconds."

"we have leveled off at our cruising altitude, please prepare for landing."

Talk about fucking global warming man.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:44 PM (AkOaV)

694 Muslima plant.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:44 PM (E6RIJ)

695 I thought this was about answering questions

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2016 10:45 PM (rs5De)

696 O here's the muzzie. Diversity!

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:45 PM (aUQgu)

697 "Islamophobia" question

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:45 PM (AkOaV)

698 Oh man. A scarf-wearer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:45 PM (OLNwX)

699 Խմեք!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:45 PM (rwI+c)

700 Wilsonian.

Invading Mexico twice.
Half-assed intervention in the Russian Civil War

Looks good on the resume.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 25, 2016 10:45 PM (7qAYi)

701 I do believe she's jumped her own shark.


Oh that poor Mud Shark!

Posted by: Toads of Short Forest at January 25, 2016 10:45 PM (BO/km)

702 nope, nope, I think Syria is a better place to raise your kids. For sure.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:45 PM (AkOaV)

703 So has Hillary! chocked yet?

Posted by: donna at January 25, 2016 10:45 PM (/dSsq)

704 Wondering what Ace thinks of Daniel Greenfields conclusions.

Posted by: Shiggz at January 25, 2016 10:45 PM (G7wcY)

705 Air Force veteran, Muslim, plant.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:45 PM (pq97T)

706 When you stand up and denounce the blood sucking radical islamists you bitch.


/maybe I should put away the wine...

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:45 PM (5eXg1)

707

Yeah, that fucking bum Max Baucus retired and an R won.

Posted by: the guy who always divides people into typeswing plover at January 25, 2016 10:46 PM (cfrRc)

708 I guess they couldn't find a Muslim ghey guy to ask a question.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:46 PM (OLNwX)

709 Oh, straight out of central casting....must have arranged this with CAIR.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 10:46 PM (NOIQH)

710 Gah. She looks just like that San Bernardino woman

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:46 PM (aUQgu)

711 The Hildebeast has a plan to beat ISIS, but a lot more people have to die before she'll share it.

Check back with her after she's prezzy.

Posted by: Hank at January 25, 2016 10:46 PM (BtG7l)

712 686 9/11 is Bush's fault?

She's awful. What is she on?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 10:44 PM (NOIQH)

___

Where have you been for the past 15 years? That's a standard talking point on the left.

Everything that happened from 12:01pm, Jan 20, 2001 is Bush's fault. And this includes everything that happened from 12:01pm Jan 20, 2009 to the present.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 25, 2016 10:46 PM (0LHZx)

713 What % of the population are female Muslim air force pilots? the odds of showing up at a Town Hal being called on?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2016 10:47 PM (rs5De)

714 Hill: "We've regained the confidence of our allies"

Remember, to these fuckers, Iran and Cuba are natural allies.

Posted by: Frankfurt School at January 25, 2016 10:47 PM (QTRDQ)

715
Legend has it, not too long ago, drunken fool Max Baucus (D ) was more conservative than the Republicans in Congress today.

Posted by: the guy who always divides people into typeswing plover at January 25, 2016 10:47 PM (cfrRc)

716 The bobble headed Hildabeast! is in full Bolshevik mode with the hand motions. She makes Nikita Kruschev look like an amateur.

Posted by: Alf767 at January 25, 2016 10:47 PM (VtSj9)

717 Oh man. A scarf-wearer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:45 PM (OLNwX)


A penguin. Hijab honeys look like penguins. Mennonite gals wear scarfs, or kerchiefs. Different look; the hair is not completely hidden.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2016 10:47 PM (Z8fuk)

718 Jeez, who knew Iowa was so....diverse. If I was the suspicious type, I would almost think they brought in ringers.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 25, 2016 10:48 PM (EDYaR)

719 Don't worry l, no judgement from me.

As for the muslim airforce plant...so another person we shouldn't have allowed in the military?

Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 10:48 PM (Kqit+)

720 Geeze. Roomful of Lib toadies. It's disgusting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:48 PM (OLNwX)

721 We must stop the threats and bullying against muzzies...

... so we should keep out muzzies. They're the ones doing all the mosque attacking (false flags) and trying to stir shit up.

Posted by: i'm gonna be sick at January 25, 2016 10:48 PM (H9MG5)

722 713 What % of the population are female Muslim air force pilots? the odds of showing up at a Town Hal being called on?



Random "citizens" for sure...

Posted by: donna at January 25, 2016 10:48 PM (/dSsq)

723 /maybe I should put away the wine...Posted by: RedDish

I did that after Bernie and broke out the Scotch, just say'n

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:48 PM (Lyz+r)

724 >>the odds of showing up at a Town Hal being called on?

100% when your campaign has arranged it.
This is Hillary's SOP for townhalls and meeting with "everyday Americans."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 10:48 PM (NOIQH)

725 When you stand up and denounce the blood sucking radical islamists you bitch.


/maybe I should put away the wine...


Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:45 PM (5eXg1)

Nah, you're rolling.

Posted by: Blano at January 25, 2016 10:48 PM (3eoPa)

726 Like Merkel, Hillary can meet privately with Somalis and not fear rape. There are some things Muslims won't do.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:48 PM (pq97T)

727 Does anyone get swayed by these town hall charades? I realize the average Democrat is an imbecile. But still....come on.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 25, 2016 10:48 PM (0LHZx)

728 "How the hell did the R's lose Montana? "


Bozeman, Missoula, Butte, etc.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 25, 2016 10:48 PM (SJpls)

729 @713 to be fair, they didn't say she was a pilot. That headscarf is FOD waiting to happen...

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:48 PM (5eXg1)

730 Another law simpering student.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:49 PM (OLNwX)

731 >>I guess they couldn't find a Muslim ghey guy to ask a question.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Can't dig graves up just for that.

Posted by: Aviator at January 25, 2016 10:49 PM (c7vUv)

732 Wow, Her numbers should soar after this...

Posted by: donna at January 25, 2016 10:49 PM (/dSsq)

733 I'm betting the Iowa muzzies aren't hog farmers.

Just a hunch.

Posted by: Hank at January 25, 2016 10:50 PM (BtG7l)

734 Hilary sounds like she's doing a Cornholio impression.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 25, 2016 10:50 PM (7qAYi)

735 People from Austin and Cambridge, MA visit Missoula and think, whoa dudes, let's chill the fuck out with the progressive bullshit.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 25, 2016 10:50 PM (0LHZx)

736 Hillary seems pretty angry. I mean there is a lot of anger there. Boy is she angry.

Posted by: SH at January 25, 2016 10:50 PM (GNbcc)

737 An alt-press would be outside the building asking those who were in the audience if the question askers were indeed locals.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2016 10:50 PM (kKHcp)

738 "713 What % of the population are female Muslim air force pilots? the odds of showing up at a Town Hal being called on?"

One hundred percent.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 25, 2016 10:50 PM (pq97T)

739
Republican candidates and their strategists are watching this and biting their fingernails.


Posted by: the guy who always divides people into typeswing plover at January 25, 2016 10:50 PM (cfrRc)

740 Is it just me, or does she have a very broad stance--for a female, I mean. Only two things I can think of: 1) she's hiding something "down there," or 2) she's afraid of falling over.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:51 PM (E6RIJ)

741 wow, nice one by cuomo

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:51 PM (AkOaV)

742 An alt press would be outside the building checking the license plates on the cars in the parking lot.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2016 10:51 PM (JO9+V)

743 I guess they couldn't find a Muslim ghey guy to ask a question.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

****

They could if they kept a close watch on roofs of 4+ story buildings. The questioning would have to be......brief.

Posted by: Tim in GA at January 25, 2016 10:52 PM (YLidQ)

744 739
Republican candidates and their strategists are watching this and biting their fingernails.


Posted by: the guy who always divides people into typeswing plover at January 25, 2016 10:50 PM (cfrRc)

____

Not sure why, but reading the words Republican and strategist in the same sentence makes me laugh.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 25, 2016 10:52 PM (0LHZx)

745 Is it just me, or does she have a very broad stance?

Weighted base. Like a weeble.

Posted by: freaked at January 25, 2016 10:52 PM (BO/km)

746 "When I'm in office, they give me medals!"


Thanks, Jeb.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:52 PM (OLNwX)

747 But Chris, I'm the victim here

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:52 PM (Lyz+r)

748 There will be rave reviews of her "powerful performance" in the MFM tomorrow.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 25, 2016 10:39 PM (2TUVm)


Well, yeah, because calling what it is, an "angry bitch" performance, would be sexist. And all the womyn who vote with their lady parts would need trigger warnings and safe zones.

P.S. I thought I couldn't hate that woman any more than I already do, then I went to see "13 Hours".

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2016 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

749 So any questions about Her e-mail? I keed I keed...

Posted by: donna at January 25, 2016 10:52 PM (/dSsq)

750 Hill's giving bear hugs...

... she lost my vote!

Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at January 25, 2016 10:52 PM (H9MG5)

751 What about the secret server, Hill. Hell.

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:52 PM (aUQgu)

752 HILLARY SMASH

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:53 PM (rwI+c)

753 Wow! Nerd alert!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:53 PM (OLNwX)

754
Is it just me, or does she have a very broad stance?



Looks fine to me.

Posted by: Larry Craig at January 25, 2016 10:53 PM (JO9+V)

755 Pajama boy!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:53 PM (E6RIJ)

756 Let's put that nasty Benghazi thing in the past, OK. Bear hug you Spec Ops guys,

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:54 PM (aUQgu)

757 benghazi but no email q?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:54 PM (AkOaV)

758 So Hillary does not agree with Obama's strongman form of business?

Posted by: SH at January 25, 2016 10:54 PM (GNbcc)

759 Oh, man. Where did they find THIS guy?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 25, 2016 10:54 PM (EDYaR)

760 Oh my god. What a bitch...

I came out well from the Benghazi hearings.

THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS, huh, you miserable *@#*?+$?

Posted by: Hulk... smash at January 25, 2016 10:54 PM (H9MG5)

761 Misotroa!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 10:54 PM (rwI+c)

762 The questioners are a parade of clowns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:54 PM (OLNwX)

763 Ha ha. Benghazi hearing. Ha ha. I looked great. Who cares about the people who died.

Posted by: SH at January 25, 2016 10:55 PM (GNbcc)

764 Wait. Is Bernie there?

Posted by: donna at January 25, 2016 10:55 PM (/dSsq)

765 I have too...leave this random headline here...

Gay Latino Oscar Voter Rips Diversity Push: 'Are You Saying I'm Racist?'

Welcome to America, 2016.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 25, 2016 10:55 PM (3myMJ)

766 Assuming this is the same Zach Piper who "is from DeMoines", his facebook page says he lives in San Jose, CA. No photos on page to confirm tho.

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 10:55 PM (5eXg1)

767 Let's be sure that doesn't happen again. Fine.
Go directly to jail, Hillary. Do not pass GO.

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:55 PM (aUQgu)

768 Hey people die all the time. Next question

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:55 PM (Lyz+r)

769
"How the hell did the R's lose Montana? "


Dem voters are like locusts. Consume and move on to the next locale.

Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2016 10:55 PM (8aOqE)

770 Montana got mined, and the miners all went union.

Butte had a communist mayor somewhere around 1920.

It is one of the ugliest intermountain west towns I've seen, and is on the edge of the huge Anaconda copper open pit mine site, all filled up with poisonous seep, probably the country's largest superfund site.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 25, 2016 10:56 PM (U6f54)

Posted by: Ambassador Chris Stevens at January 25, 2016 10:56 PM (rwI+c)

772
Her feet are two feet apart, but I assure you, her thighs are touching.

Posted by: the guy who always divides people into typeswing plover at January 25, 2016 10:56 PM (cfrRc)

773 "benghazi but no email q?"



Really....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 25, 2016 10:56 PM (SJpls)

774 Waiting for a coughing spell. That would be fun.

Posted by: Hank at January 25, 2016 10:56 PM (BtG7l)

775 Been lurking on the comments for a while. Best way to "watch" this thing. Thanks for sacrificing the brain cells to live-blog it, folks. Actually entertaining.

Posted by: mindful webworker - lurkily lurking at January 25, 2016 10:56 PM (ACs58)

776 benghazi but no email q?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 10:54 PM (AkOaV)

*****

In their bubble world, that Ben Gazzy guy is much more worrisome than that vast Reich Wing Republican totally made up email thingy.

Posted by: Tim in GA at January 25, 2016 10:56 PM (YLidQ)

777 Let's see if Hill mentions the first Twin Towers attack. Nope.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:56 PM (OLNwX)

778
Her feet are two feet apart, but I assure you, her thighs are touching.

And chaffing something fierce...

Posted by: donna at January 25, 2016 10:56 PM (/dSsq)

779 She lies with such ease, it's terrifying.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 10:57 PM (E6RIJ)

780 Hill: "We've regained the confidence of our allies"

The Comintern? What on earth is she thinking?

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2016 10:57 PM (mxCgt)

781 What went wrong on 9/11? Islam, Hillary

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:57 PM (aUQgu)

782

Gay latino oscar voter...


What is Something We Don't Need Any Of, Alex?

Posted by: the guy who always divides people into typeswing plover at January 25, 2016 10:57 PM (cfrRc)

783 OMG, she's pointing out barrack bombed under Reagan? Bin Laden's Africa embassy bombings?AYFKM?

She left those people with inadequate security -- despite Stevens begging for more for months --- and then left 30 people to die, in a 7+ hour firefight. She and O were MIA.

Burn in Hell, lady.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 10:57 PM (NOIQH)

784 I haven't watched any of this, so I have to ask the people who have stronger stomachs than me, has she laughed yet?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2016 10:57 PM (+lVUW)

785 So who gained from this CNN gift tonight?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 25, 2016 10:58 PM (U6f54)

786 >>Her feet are two feet apart, but I assure you, her thighs are touching.

All the way to mid calf. On second thought those aren't calves, mid steer.

Posted by: Aviator at January 25, 2016 10:58 PM (c7vUv)

787 Hmm. Email question, kinda. "I didn't do anything wrong".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:58 PM (OLNwX)

788 763 Ha ha. Benghazi hearing. Ha ha. I looked great.

She looked like Charles Nelson Reilly in drag

Posted by: Josephistan at January 25, 2016 10:58 PM (7qAYi)

789
Oh, speaking of wastes of skin....

Posted by: the guy who always divides people into typeswing plover at January 25, 2016 10:58 PM (cfrRc)

790 "Nothing I did was wrong."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 10:58 PM (NOIQH)

791 Okay, Okay, I broke the law. Jeez get over it.

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 10:59 PM (Lyz+r)

792 Her feet are two feet apart, but I assure you, her thighs are touching.

Posted by: the guy who always divides people into typeswing plover at January 25, 2016 10:56 PM (cfrRc)

****

The friction smoke from the polyester rub as Exoshell V 2.2 trotted onto the stage gave this away.

Posted by: Tim in GA at January 25, 2016 10:59 PM (YLidQ)

793 Nothing I did was wrong.
Lawdy, Miss Clawdy

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 10:59 PM (aUQgu)

794 I haven't watched any of this, so I have to ask the people who have stronger stomachs than me, has she laughed yet?
Posted by: nerdygirl
--------

A couple of cackle-bursts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 10:59 PM (OLNwX)

795 "Nothing I did was wrong."

I think, I was passed out at the time.... Ask Huma...

Posted by: donna at January 25, 2016 10:59 PM (/dSsq)

796 So has Bernie said anything?

Posted by: donna at January 25, 2016 11:00 PM (/dSsq)

797 Her feet are two feet apart, but I assure you, her thighs are touching.


>>>


And chaffing something fierce...

>>>


NO corduroy pantsuits! The spontaneous combustion risk is too great. Oh, the huge manatee!!

Posted by: Larry Craig at January 25, 2016 11:00 PM (JO9+V)

798 Butte had a communist mayor somewhere around 1920.

It is one of the ugliest intermountain west towns I've seen


So it's "Butte-ugly"?

Thank you. Try the waitress, tip the veal

Posted by: Josephistan at January 25, 2016 11:00 PM (7qAYi)

799 Hill throws Bernie a kiss.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 11:00 PM (OLNwX)

800 The people can't look through the emails you cunt, their security clearance isn't high enough to read them...



/and with that, I am done. Can't take anymore.

Posted by: RedDish at January 25, 2016 11:00 PM (5eXg1)

801 Hmm. Question from a janitor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 11:01 PM (OLNwX)

802 Another child?

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 11:01 PM (aUQgu)

803 In their bubble world, that Ben Gazzy guy is much more worrisome than that vast Reich Wing Republican totally made up email thingy.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 25, 2016 10:56 PM (YLidQ)


I mean, in all reality -- in todays day and age the Benghazi thing is not career ending. We expect our pols to put their political futures ahead of peoples lives and whatnot.

email thing? Eh...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 11:01 PM (AkOaV)

804 Ah, she likes the tyrant Lincoln.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 11:01 PM (AkOaV)

805 F**k Her... Or somebody else f**k Her... preferably the FBI...

Posted by: donna at January 25, 2016 11:01 PM (/dSsq)

806 Plant kid... "I can see why they gave you this question."

Uh, you're not a very good plant.

Posted by: i'm gonna be sick at January 25, 2016 11:01 PM (H9MG5)

807 760 Oh my god. What a bitch...

I came out well from the Benghazi hearings.

THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS, huh, you miserable *@#*?+$?
Posted by: Hulk... smash at January 25, 2016 10:54 PM (H9MG5)


Yeah, the 4 dead people, not so much.
Seriously, though, how entitled and narcissistic does she have to be to think that the important thing about the Benghazi hearings is how SHE came out?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2016 11:01 PM (+lVUW)

808 Wow, kid who's supposed to ask her a question says, "I can see why they gave you this question." WTH?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 11:01 PM (E6RIJ)

809 I don't know how you watch 5 seconds of that, my hat's off.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 25, 2016 11:02 PM (3myMJ)

810 Last question for you Secretary Clinton; Which federal prison would you prefer?

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 11:02 PM (Lyz+r)

811
Imagine...

touching

hillary clinton's

thighs

Posted by: the guy who always divides people into typeswing plover at January 25, 2016 11:02 PM (cfrRc)

812 Hillary likes Lincoln, a Republican. Maybe there's a lesson there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 11:02 PM (OLNwX)

813 808 Wow, kid who's supposed to ask her a question says, "I can see why they gave you this question." WTH?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 11:01 PM (E6RIJ)

all pre-screened questions. as Cuomo said.

That means CNN and the campaigns negotiated over the scripting of the questions and who would ask them.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 11:02 PM (AkOaV)

814 yes, yes, things were less rancorous when Lincoln was president.

For sure.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 11:03 PM (AkOaV)

815 WaPo has an article about how they wanted prison time for Petraus. So, why does Clinton get off so easily?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 25, 2016 11:03 PM (iQIUe)

816 We were driving through New Mexico and saw a sign that said Elephant Butte. I almost died, I was 8.

Posted by: CozMark at January 25, 2016 11:03 PM (CbGSW)

817 Mr. Sanders is such a nice, lonely old man. We should make him some elderberry wine.
Posted by: Martha and Abby Brewster at January 25, 2016 09:44 PM (JO9+V)

Teddy can handle him later as a yellow fever victim.

Posted by: WOPR at January 25, 2016 11:03 PM (LTDSy)

818 Never work with animals or kids.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 25, 2016 11:03 PM (7qAYi)

819 "I can see why they gave you this question." WTH?
Posted by: IrishEi
----------------

That's what I heard also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 11:03 PM (OLNwX)

820 Yeah, the 4 dead people, not so much.
Seriously, though, how entitled and narcissistic does she have to be to think that the important thing about the Benghazi hearings is how SHE came out?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2016 11:01 PM (+lVUW)

*****

Remember, with her and BJ, the operative phrase is always "there is no proof of that".

Posted by: Tim in GA at January 25, 2016 11:03 PM (YLidQ)

821 Hillary likes Lincoln, a Republican. Maybe there's a lesson there.


Somehow they always love Lincoln... They believe He was a Democrat...

Posted by: donna at January 25, 2016 11:03 PM (/dSsq)

822 Hillary likes Lincoln, a Republican. Maybe there's a lesson there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 11:02 PM (OLNwX)

She wants to declare war on the other America?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2016 11:03 PM (kKHcp)

823 Yep. That President Lincoln. What a guy. Scorched earth ordered for the South and all.
Yep, A great guy,

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 25, 2016 11:03 PM (aUQgu)

824 >>Imagine...

touching

hillary clinton's

thighs
_______________________

I didn't enjoy it when I was born.

Posted by: Chelsea at January 25, 2016 11:03 PM (c7vUv)

825 That's what I heard also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 11:03 PM (OLNwX)

yes, its what he said.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 11:03 PM (AkOaV)

826 >>Seriously, though, how entitled and narcissistic does she have to be to think that the important thing about the Benghazi hearings is how SHE came out?


How narcissistic is she to say that the worst part of the email thingy was that people saw emails about her not knowing how to program her dvr?

It's not about you, you arrogant %$#!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2016 11:04 PM (NOIQH)

827
Is the planted questioner reading the wrong cue cards in this informercial?

Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 25, 2016 11:04 PM (cfrRc)

828 Yes, totally civility back in Lincolns day.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 11:04 PM (AkOaV)

829 Well, except the whole civil war thing. And that assassination business.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2016 11:04 PM (AkOaV)

830 Cankles: "My favorite POTUS is Lincoln...



... 'cause I can charge a buttload of cash to rent out his bedroom."

Posted by: i'm gonna be sick at January 25, 2016 11:04 PM (H9MG5)

831 808 Wow, kid who's supposed to ask her a question says, "I can see why they gave you this question." WTH?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 11:01 PM (E6RIJ)
***
That poor shill of a kid. I feel for him, really, I do.

One slip of the tongue, and now, he's got to face the prospect of identifying his relatives remains as retrieved from the burnt-out shells of their houses and the twisted wreckage of their cars.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 25, 2016 11:04 PM (/33sy)

832 They're going to need a horticulturalist to look after all the plants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2016 11:05 PM (Z8fuk)

833 Yes, totally civility back in Lincolns day.


Lincoln wanted to return the Blacks to Africa...

Posted by: donna at January 25, 2016 11:05 PM (/dSsq)

834 I like Ben Gazzara.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 25, 2016 11:05 PM (iQIUe)

835 Eh, Melissa Click got indicted. So what if she evetually cops to a plea of public ugliness and pays a fine. It still warms my cold, evil heart.

Now if Hillary! gets indicted I may just throw a party. An address chaps party perhaps.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 25, 2016 11:05 PM (wQj/C)

836 827
Is the planted questioner reading the wrong cue cards in this informercial?

I think Steve Harvey was involved in this affair.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 25, 2016 11:05 PM (7qAYi)

837 This farce is still going on ?

Reeks of desperation.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 25, 2016 11:05 PM (erRNA)

838 837 This farce is still going on ?

Reeks of desperation.


She must really need a drink... I know I do...

Posted by: donna at January 25, 2016 11:06 PM (/dSsq)

839
Hillary Clinton obviously never heard of Clement Vallandingham, a Democrat who the bane of Lincoln's existence for a time.

Posted by: the guy who always divides people into types at January 25, 2016 11:06 PM (cfrRc)

840 @833 Yea, complete civility.

Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at January 25, 2016 11:06 PM (wQj/C)

841 Van Jones?! Mighty Red in Iowa tonight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 11:07 PM (OLNwX)

842 Hillary likes Lincoln, a Republican. Maybe there's a lesson there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 11:02 PM (OLNwX)

*****

Well, she was President of the Young Republicans in High Wchool (mine, spits!) in Park Ridge, IL. We were taught a little different version of old Abe's actions than the other 49 learned.

Posted by: Tim in GA at January 25, 2016 11:07 PM (YLidQ)

843 Of course Lincoln would have been appalled with both Roe v. Wade and Oberfell

Posted by: SH at January 25, 2016 11:07 PM (GNbcc)

844 When's the potty break?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Huma A. Rizona at January 25, 2016 11:08 PM (3myMJ)

845 829 Well, except the whole civil war thing. And that assassination business.


But aside from that, how did you enjoy the 1860s, America?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 25, 2016 11:08 PM (7qAYi)

846 Chelsea: "Mom, I'm pregnant!"


Hillary: "Are you sure it's yours?"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not clear on the concept at January 25, 2016 11:08 PM (NeFrd)

847 Well, over now. CNN cack-slobberfest in full gear.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 25, 2016 11:08 PM (SJpls)

848 That's what I heard also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

I know they said the questions were screened, but clearly, this kid was just chosen from the crowd and handed a question.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2016 11:08 PM (E6RIJ)

849 That's why it's called the civil war.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 11:08 PM (rwI+c)

850 That poor shill of a kid. I feel for him, really, I do.

One slip of the tongue, and now, he's got to face the prospect of identifying his relatives remains as retrieved from the burnt-out shells of their houses and the twisted wreckage of their cars.


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 25, 2016 11:04 PM (/33sy)

I smell a future conservative. If he lives through the night that is.

Posted by: Blano at January 25, 2016 11:09 PM (3eoPa)

851 Wait, Hillary is the best prepared CIC candidate ever? Did I hear that correctly. Better than Eisenhower? Washington? That is some hyperbolic hyperbole.

Posted by: SH at January 25, 2016 11:09 PM (GNbcc)

852 CNN folk falling all over themselves lauding Hillary. What a pathetic display.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 11:09 PM (RrDm2)

853 ONT is up, but, no worry, no hurry. It'll still be there when you're done with this thing.

Posted by: mindful webworker - shh at January 25, 2016 11:09 PM (ACs58)

854 Eh, Melissa Click got indicted. So what if she evetually cops to a plea of public ugliness and pays a fine.


She's going to get tenure. You watch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 25, 2016 11:10 PM (rwI+c)

855 So, is Bernie a goner?

Posted by: Huma A. Rizona at January 25, 2016 11:10 PM (3myMJ)

856 My berniebot friends are not having any of this Hillary bullshit.

Posted by: Lauren at January 25, 2016 11:10 PM (Z/8dZ)

857 I can't decide who I detest more, Hillary or Donna Brazille.
Hillary by a cankle

Posted by: Climate cringe at January 25, 2016 11:10 PM (Lyz+r)

858 "Hillary: "Are you sure it's yours?"




*Chelsea ridges brow, looks confused*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 25, 2016 11:10 PM (SJpls)

859 they justhad a snippet of rodham on our local news. that bitch is insane. must have drank the water in flint, mi. bernie seemed sane compared to that brain addled drunken c@&t. ho lee fook!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 25, 2016 11:10 PM (ucDmr)

860 Have so many toadies ever been gathered on one stage before?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 11:11 PM (RrDm2)

861 Yikes, sock

Posted by: Meremortal at January 25, 2016 11:11 PM (3myMJ)

862 I smell a future conservative. If he lives through the night that is.
Posted by: Blano at January 25, 2016 11:09 PM (3eoPa)


Never discount Stockholm syndrome. The Clintons apparently are carriers.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 25, 2016 11:11 PM (q2o38)

863 She's going to get tenure. You watch.
Posted by: Grump
----------

Slam dunk. She's got cred.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2016 11:12 PM (RrDm2)

864 850 That poor shill of a kid. I feel for him, really, I do.

One slip of the tongue, and now, he's got to face the prospect of identifying his relatives remains as retrieved from the burnt-out shells of their houses and the twisted wreckage of their cars.


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 25, 2016 11:04 PM (/33sy)

I smell a future conservative. If he lives through the night that is.
Posted by: Blano at January 25, 2016 11:09 PM (3eoPa)
***
If who lives through it?

Rutherford unperson. Substitute Ogilvey. Ogilvey bio - war-hero, Malabar front, posthumously awarded the order of conspicuous merit, second class.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 25, 2016 11:12 PM (/33sy)

865 You don't need 10 debates to kill a campaign!

Posted by: Baldy at January 25, 2016 11:20 PM (1SCTq)

866 Hillary! don't suck.

Posted by: Some Dick at January 25, 2016 11:30 PM (8aSxV)

867 >> Therefore, he is a detractor.

Since it is Iowa, I will fix it for you: Therefore, he is detractor.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 26, 2016 12:30 AM (sOhww)

868 This whole thing was a scripted campaign commercial from start to finish with CNN aiding the scripting including coaching the audience.


In an honest country the FEC would consider this a campaign contribution worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and apply the law. Which would put some CNN people in jail.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 26, 2016 04:36 AM (t2KH5)

869 Funny, I was just reading libtard comments somewhere about this and they were talking about how it was a calm, adult debate with no fireworks, unlike those stupid Republicans, but it turns out it wasn't a debate at all. Guess they didn't watch it.

Posted by: Guable at January 26, 2016 08:48 AM (Y8P5w)

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