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Vaster Right Wing Conspiracy: Billionaire Dem Donor Tom Steyer Not Ready to Endorse Hillary; Lena Dunham Bothered by Hillary's Attacking of Bill's Victims

The billionaire green activist not sold on Hillary.

Billionaire environmental activist Tom Steyer said he is not ready to endorse Hillary Clinton, and he would be open to supporting her main rival, Bernie Sanders, if he becomes the Democratic nominee for president.

Meanwhile, Lena Dunham has privately expressed discomfort with Hillary's roughhouse tactics with Bill's victims.

The NYT notes this illustrates a "deeper debate unfolding among liberal-leaning women" about how to reconcile Hillary's claimed persona of a Feminist Avenger with the reality of her being a Sexist Enabler.

Posted by: Ace at 01:32 PM




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1 Something smelly this way comes.

Posted by: navybrat at January 20, 2016 01:33 PM (8QGte)

2 The NYT notes this illustrates a "deeper debate unfolding among liberal-leaning women" about how to reconcile Hillary's claimed persona of a Feminist Avenger with the reality of her being a Sexist Enabler.


My money is on a health crisis that will tragically cause her to stop her campaign.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 20, 2016 01:33 PM (mf5HN)

3 First! Hippies hoisted by their own petards.

Posted by: other joe_mama at January 20, 2016 01:33 PM (13W9U)

4 Lena's sisters name is Pebbles. My favorite cereal is Fruity Pebbles!

Posted by: Bernie 2016 at January 20, 2016 01:35 PM (UBS9M)

5 When you've lost Lena Dunham .....

Latest NH poll shows Bernie at 60%, Hillary at 33%.

Just one poll, in one state, but it's showing a trend.

If Hillary is this weak against Bernie it's a tell that she's becoming unelectable. Even Debbie W-S should see this.

So who brings her the message that it's over. Will it still be Bill? Oh to be a fly on the wall.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2016 01:35 PM (r1fLd)

6 Every time Steyer opens his mouth I hate him more.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2016 01:36 PM (o+SC1)

7 "Hillary makes my flower hurt"

Posted by: Bigby's Hand of Glory at January 20, 2016 01:37 PM (3ZtZW)

8 This is awesome. Let's be like Venezuela!

Posted by: President Sanders at January 20, 2016 01:37 PM (8R8mX)

9 My money is on a health crisis that will tragically cause her to stop her campaign.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 20, 2016 01:33 PM (mf5HN)

That would be delicious on so many levels.

I might even dismantle my SMOD shrine for the duration.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2016 01:37 PM (Zu3d9)

10 What is wrong with the leftards? Joy Behr would vote for Chairman Mao if he was running. You cannot let facts trump stupidity when it comes to choosing your candidate.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 20, 2016 01:37 PM (xWW96)

11 I'd love it if Billionaire Playboy Tom Steyer gave Bernie a pile of cash just so I could rub Bernie's hypocrisy in it.

Posted by: Captain Dogcock at January 20, 2016 01:37 PM (BzdVM)

12 Hillary: "Shut up and vote" / "Shut up and donate"

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2016 01:38 PM (VndSC)

13
deeper debate unfolding among liberal-leaning women" about how to reconcile Hillary's claimed persona of a Feminist Avenger

Oh I imagine they will reconcile it just fine. They're Leftists. Their whole lives are about reconciling corruption for the greater good. The greater good.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2016 01:38 PM (ODxAs)

14 But what does this have to do with Donald Trump?

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 20, 2016 01:39 PM (D3uI7)

15 Lena is the feminist icon that let my daughter get her ass munched on TV.

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 20, 2016 01:39 PM (OD2ni)

16 So who brings her the message that it's over. Will it still be Bill? Oh to be a fly on the wall.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Hopefully, it's a federal marshall.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2016 01:39 PM (VndSC)

17 My money is on a health crisis that will tragically cause her to stop her campaign.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 20, 2016 01:33 PM (mf5HN)

I still think that the WH will leak to the press that they cut Hillary! out of the loop on decisions due to "concerns" about her reported drinking.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2016 01:40 PM (OiH3z)

18 >> So who brings her the message that it's over. Will it still be
>> Bill? Oh to be a fly on the wall.

NEW YORK (AP) - A severed barnacle-encrusted penis was found in a dumpster today, shortly after Hillary Clinton announced she was withdrawing from the race for President.

After initial toxicology tests the organ was determined to be infected with numerous toxins and was sealed in a biohazard facility for further study.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2016 01:40 PM (o+SC1)

19 Here's where Elizabeth Warren puts on her war paint and gallops in.

Posted by: Furious George at January 20, 2016 01:40 PM (3GAnN)

20 ...how the, ummm, mighty... might, ummmm, fall.

Posted by: TEH WON at January 20, 2016 01:40 PM (tIZBh)

21 They're just now getting around to this debate? Where were they in the mid-'90s?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 20, 2016 01:40 PM (RD7QR)

22 Ron White!

Posted by: Yip at January 20, 2016 01:40 PM (e7T6D)

23 The libtard blogs are soo much fun to watch these days.. It's total war between Hillary fans and Bernie fans.. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

One of those groups is gonna be crying big libtard tears before long.. ahh the schadenfreude!

A FBI call for an indictment would just be icing on the cake at this point.

Unfortunately, we have no candidate. Trump is dead to me after the way he has treated Cruz, and especially with that Palin thing yesterday.

I'm hoping for a Cruz win at this point.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 20, 2016 01:40 PM (so+oy)

24 No doubt Bernie would reject the support of a billionaire on principle.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 20, 2016 01:40 PM (1RNgT)

25 Won't stop the Rapist and Webb Jr. from raising more Foundation cash.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at January 20, 2016 01:40 PM (pO/7q)

26 Oh I imagine they will reconcile it just fine. They're Leftists. Their whole lives are about reconciling corruption for the greater good. The greater good.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2016 01:38 PM (ODxAs)



SHUT IT!

The reconciliation will be throwing support behind Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 20, 2016 01:41 PM (mf5HN)

27 When Bernie gets 110% of the vote we'll know the country's leapfrogged straight to Stalinism.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2016 01:41 PM (o+SC1)

28 Where were they in the mid-'90s?

Well, Dunham was playing doctor with her sister.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2016 01:41 PM (GgxVX)

29 Steyer wants a bigger payday, Dunham is an imbecile.

Neither of these are surprises.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 20, 2016 01:41 PM (oVJmc)

30 NOW is certainly the time to blame all their prior weaseling re: Slick Willy on Mao's PantSuits, or are the prioring or bargaining.

FuckItWhoCares!

Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2016 01:41 PM (DL2i+)

31 The Beast needs to dig that pinch faced old reptile Carville out of the gimp box and give him leash to say stupid shit.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 20, 2016 01:41 PM (xWW96)

32 Hillary is a lousy, despicable person and a lousy candidate from a thousand different angles. Still, I just can't bring myself to believe half the country would be ready to elect an 74-year old white, mad scientist looking, doddering, socialist hippie. But then again, after the past 8 years, I'd believe the American people are just about stupid and gullible enough to elect anybody.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2016 01:41 PM (pVkEV)

33 Meh. This is the 2016 version of PUMAs. Lot of hype and in the end meaningless. The feminazis will vote for Hillary in the end no matter what.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 20, 2016 01:42 PM (0LHZx)

34 I had a practice girlfriend who looked like Lena Dunham.

Posted by: CozMark at January 20, 2016 01:42 PM (CbGSW)

35 Won't stop the Rapist and Webb Jr. from raising more Foundation cash.

Hate to say it but old Chelsea does look like Webb...

Posted by: donna at January 20, 2016 01:42 PM (/dSsq)

36 >> No doubt Bernie would reject the support of a billionaire on
>> principle.

Yuk yuk, funny man.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2016 01:42 PM (o+SC1)

37 ...don't cry for me America...!...I will still be able to get me some ho's!

Posted by: Slick Willie at January 20, 2016 01:42 PM (tIZBh)

38 Still, I just can't bring myself to believe half the country would be ready to elect an 74-year old white, mad scientist looking, doddering, socialist hippie. But then again, after the past 8 years, I'd believe the American people are just about stupid and gullible enough to elect anybody.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2016 01:41 PM (pVkEV)

______

Obama had a more liberal voting record in the senate than Sanders. And his middle name is Hussein.

Never say never.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 20, 2016 01:42 PM (0LHZx)

39 Is the worm turning? If so, who is in the wings, because they can't seriously be backing the socialist.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 20, 2016 01:42 PM (ZkzmI)

40 I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the two Democrat front-runners being decrepit, recycled old Caucasians, but I picture the Democrat debate going like this:

"LIAR! Li-yar! He said 'true love'! Liar! Humperdinck, Humperdinck, Humperdinck!"

"Get back, witch!"

"I'm not a witch, I'm your WIFE!"


Posted by: Qoheleth at January 20, 2016 01:42 PM (iIzG7)

41 But then again, after the past 8 years, I'd believe the American people are just about stupid and gullible enough to elect anybody.
------------------

What's Trump at now - 36%?

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2016 01:42 PM (VndSC)

42 If I were faced with the choice of listening to Hillary!s voice or to Lena Dunham's voice, aagghh.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2016 01:43 PM (IuPm3)

43 They realize what a perfectly awful candidate she is and that they can get someone even nuttier far left in to finish the job.You know ,the old " fundamental transformation".

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2016 01:43 PM (8HTq1)

44 My money is on a health crisis

Dissolve in a Cloud of Bats.
Cloud of Bats.
Cloud of Bats.
Cloud of Bats.

Chant with me horde, it's bound to be as effective as #BatLivesMatter.

Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2016 01:43 PM (DL2i+)

45 So Hillary 's corruption and incompetence doesn't bother Lena but picking on girls does? Alrighty then.

Posted by: StrawMan at January 20, 2016 01:44 PM (Oqufv)

46 ...what she said @32!

Posted by: Teh Bern at January 20, 2016 01:44 PM (tIZBh)

47 Denham and other "real" progressives will do some navel gazing to ease their consciences now but come election time they're going to warn us all about the threat of the GOP Theocracy Coming For Your Ovaries!

Posted by: gwelf at January 20, 2016 01:44 PM (TJ8HB)

48 Ready for Hillary 2016... to go to prison.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 20, 2016 01:44 PM (LXJ1e)

49 Lena Dunham down on Hillary. Gross.

Posted by: Hepcat at January 20, 2016 01:44 PM (IeR2g)

50 and speakin` o NY values:

Governor Andrew Cuomo
New regulations protecting transgender New Yorkers from discrimination take effect today.
All public and private employers, housing providers, businesses, creditors and others should know that discrimination against transgender persons is unlawful and will not be tolerated anywhere in the state of New York.

Posted by: Satan of Teufelwurst Vt at January 20, 2016 01:44 PM (qSIlh)

51 I put a gun to your head and I give you two options

1. Fuck Lena Dunham

2. I pull the trigger

What do you choose??

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 20, 2016 01:44 PM (0LHZx)

52
Points out Lena actually sexually assaulted her little sister.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2016 01:44 PM (8XRCm)

53 I just bet she is indeed a shoot the messenger type.
More popcorn!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2016 01:45 PM (r65B3)

54 The reconciliation will be throwing support behind Bernie Sanders.

Wouldn't that be fun? But I can't see a bunch of feminazis backing a Berncommie over a Femmarxist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2016 01:45 PM (ODxAs)

55 This is similar to a story a few weeks ago. Steyer didn't want to host a dinner for Hellary in his place. Didn't want to make the calls to his big dollars friends.

He'd do it again for Bill. Her, not so much.

Posted by: Many exploding heads at January 20, 2016 01:45 PM (kKHcp)

56 >> Still, I just can't bring myself to believe half the country
>> would be ready to elect an 74-year old white, mad scientist
>> looking, doddering, socialist hippie.

Half the country?

My advisors can get him 110% of the vote!

Now, if you'll excuse me, time for a shot of Chivas, some porn, and a poodle clip.

Posted by: Kim Jong-Un - THE ONLY UN! at January 20, 2016 01:45 PM (o+SC1)

57 Martin O'Malley must feel like the biggest loser on the planet. I'm kind of worried about him to be honest.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 20, 2016 01:45 PM (1RNgT)

58 >> "deeper debate unfolding among liberal-leaning women"

By deeper they mean secret, right?

How many idiot young feminists will notice the cynicism of their icon telling them to vote for someone she herself won't publicly admit concerns her? Speaking truth to power....not!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2016 01:45 PM (NOIQH)

59 God Huma can it get any worse?


*FBI swat team crashes through the door and windows*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2016 01:45 PM (4ErVI)

60 But then again, after the past 8 years, I'd believe the American people are just about stupid and gullible enough to elect anybody.

--

Sanders electability problem is his skin color. He isn't going to get 30% higher black turnout than Kerry.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 20, 2016 01:45 PM (ZkzmI)

61 Won't stop the Rapist and Webb Jr. from raising more Foundation cash.

===

B-but they're broke! And now there's a big lawsuit coming!

Posted by: Bigby's Hand of Glory at January 20, 2016 01:46 PM (3ZtZW)

62 They're just now getting around to this debate? Where were they in the mid-'90s?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 20, 2016 01:40 PM (RD7QR)



Lena Dunham would have been 10 years old in 1996.

I know that's something I keep forgetting. A person who is now in his/her early to mid 20s would have been born in the early to mid 1990's. They have no idea what we mean by the Clinton women scandals. They haven't heard about them. It's within the realm of possibility that Lena Dunham really didn't know what those evil Republicans were saying Hillary did.

Not to defend Dunham, but I think that's something that we tend to forget. Kids These Days were barely alive when Bill Clinton was President. They really do not know any of this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 20, 2016 01:46 PM (mf5HN)

63 Meanwhile, Eva Braun has privately expressed discomfort with Himlery's roughhouse tactics with Dolf's victims.

downdated for imaginary accuracy.

Posted by: Satan of Teufelwurst Vt at January 20, 2016 01:46 PM (qSIlh)

64 Joe Biden is kicking himself for not jumping into the race. He would have had it locked up.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 20, 2016 01:46 PM (0LHZx)

65 #bancojugalvisits

Posted by: WJC at January 20, 2016 01:46 PM (EVi2J)

66 >> 1. Fuck Lena Dunham

>> 2. I pull the trigger

1, of course, but I get to use Bill Clinton's dick.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2016 01:46 PM (o+SC1)

67 39 Is the worm turning? If so, who is in the wings, because they can't seriously be backing the socialist.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 20, 2016 01:42 PM (ZkzmI)

Why not? This might be the socialist moment. Give blacks reparations and Bernie could cruise to the presidency.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 20, 2016 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

68 "19 Here's where Elizabeth Warren puts on her war paint and gallops in."

Elizabeth, Have some of my elixir. It's very the best thing for those that can't handle their liquor.

Posted by: Carpetbagger from Josey Wales at January 20, 2016 01:46 PM (OD2ni)

69 ...@51...does digital manipulation count?

Posted by: Slick Willie at January 20, 2016 01:47 PM (tIZBh)

70 Meanwhile, Lena Dunham has privately expressed discomfort with Hillary's roughhouse tactics with Bill's victims.

Why, it's almost like she's a phony, political bullshit artist or something.
The only sincere thing about that woman is that horrible cackle you hear when she laughs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2016 01:47 PM (+lVUW)

71 Lena Dunham wasn't raped. Her parents were. By tuition.

Posted by: Oberlin College at January 20, 2016 01:47 PM (UBS9M)

72 re 62: Not to defend Dunham, but I think that's something that we tend to forget. Kids These Days were barely alive when Bill Clinton was President. They really do not know any of this.


and they're pretty stupid and ignorant, too.

Posted by: Satan of Teufelwurst Vt at January 20, 2016 01:47 PM (qSIlh)

73 Lena D. has already endorsed Hillary so I dont know why she is saying this now.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 20, 2016 01:47 PM (iQIUe)

74 Not to defend Dunham, but I think that's something that we tend to forget. Kids These Days were barely alive when Bill Clinton was President. They really do not know any of this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 20, 2016 01:46 PM (mf5HN)


Good thing we have the elite MFM to keep them informed.

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 20, 2016 01:47 PM (xWW96)

75 Crazy Grandpa Vs. Ma Barker 2016!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 20, 2016 01:47 PM (oVJmc)

76 Not to defend Dunham, but I think that's something that we tend to forget. Kids These Days were barely alive when Bill Clinton was President. They really do not know any of this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 20, 2016 01:46 PM (mf5HN)

_____

I was born a few months after Nixon resigned, but I know the general story of what happened. Difference is, millenials today think that if it happened before they were born, it's like totes ancient history man.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 20, 2016 01:48 PM (0LHZx)

77 And that may even be her insincere way of appearing to have normal human feelings.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2016 01:48 PM (+lVUW)

78 Still, I just can't bring myself to believe half the country would be ready to elect an 74-year old white, mad scientist looking, doddering, socialist hippie.

===

Of course they are. It'll be like electing Dr. Emmett Brown

Posted by: Bigby's Hand of Glory at January 20, 2016 01:48 PM (3ZtZW)

79 "42 If I were faced with the choice of listening to Hillary!s voice or to Lena Dunham's voice, aagghh.
Posted by: m at January 20, 2016 "


I'd rather listen to Yoko Ono sing.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 20, 2016 01:48 PM (OD2ni)

80 >> Why not? This might be the socialist moment. Give blacks
>> reparations and Bernie could cruise to the presidency.

I would like to think that a candidate committed to black reparations would get 0.2% of the white vote - all college professors.

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2016 01:48 PM (o+SC1)

81 Perfect time for Trump to announce the Monica Lewinsky endorsement. You know it's coming.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 20, 2016 01:48 PM (1RNgT)

82 I put a gun to your head and I give you two options


1. Fuck Lena Dunham


2. I pull the trigger


What do you choose??

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo>>>

I yell out that your gold coin filled swimming pool is leaking and escape.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2016 01:48 PM (XtAzU)

83 But then again, after the past 8 years, I'd believe the American people are just about stupid and gullible enough to elect anybody.

Posted by: Lady in Black
- - - - -
I don't believe the American people are stupid so much as they want to see...and will respond to... leadership.
There just isn't very much of it in DC anymore. Its one of the reasons Trump is so successful. Like him or hate him, he can lead.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2016 01:48 PM (r65B3)

84 73 Lena D. has already endorsed Hillary so I dont know why she is saying this now.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 20, 2016 01:47 PM (iQIUe)

She said it in private

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at January 20, 2016 01:48 PM (fWAjv)

85 >>>>The NYT notes this illustrates a "deeper debate unfolding among
liberal-leaning women" about how to reconcile Hillary's claimed persona
of a Feminist Avenger with the reality of her being a Sexist Enabler.
.
.
.You misspelled Rapist there Ace.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 20, 2016 01:49 PM (iONHu)

86 "Perfect time for Trump to announce the Monica Lewinsky endorsement. You know it's coming."

ISWYDT.


Posted by: Qoheleth at January 20, 2016 01:49 PM (iIzG7)

87 Sanders could win, you know, if he can find enough stupid people, and they are out there, that will vote for the old man who's promising them even more free shit

Posted by: Satan of Teufelwurst Vt at January 20, 2016 01:49 PM (qSIlh)

88 Yeah, but if she wins the nomination, they'll all line up to praise her and vote, attacking anyone that brings up exactly the same objections they did. Its all a show, they have no integrity or moral core.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 20, 2016 01:50 PM (39g3+)

89 They really do not know any of this.

That's why it is so infuriating when networks like NBC spike stories from Linda Tripp because "there was no new information." I'm pretty sure it's new to people who were 10 when it happened.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2016 01:50 PM (GgxVX)

90 11 I'd love it if Billionaire Playboy Tom Steyer gave Bernie a pile of cash just so I could rub Bernie's hypocrisy in it.
Posted by: Captain Dogcock at January 20, 2016 01:37 PM (BzdVM)

Not to mention that Steyer's money is COAL money.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at January 20, 2016 01:50 PM (YtbIl)

91 1, of course, but I get to use Bill Clinton's dick.

===

STARFUCKER

Posted by: Bigby's Hand of Glory at January 20, 2016 01:50 PM (3ZtZW)

92 81 Perfect time for Trump to announce the Monica Lewinsky endorsement. You know it's coming.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 20, 2016 01:48 PM (1RNgT)


She has already endorsed Hillary!!

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at January 20, 2016 01:50 PM (fWAjv)

93 What passes for "teachers" are out on a wildcat strike in Detroit.

Trump should fly up and give a speech supporting the jwest voucher plan.

Posted by: jwest at January 20, 2016 01:51 PM (Zs4uk)

94 I put a gun to your head and I give you two options


1. Fuck Lena Dunham


2. I pull the trigger


What do you choose??

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo>>>
- - - - - -
Bang...bang...bang...bang...bang...click...click...
Reload...bang...bang...bang.
Thank you.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2016 01:51 PM (r65B3)

95 "Martin O'Malley must feel like the biggest loser on the planet. I'm kind of worried about him to be honest.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head"

Don't waste any sympathy on that a-hole. He was my governor for 8 years. Awful human being.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 20, 2016 01:51 PM (OD2ni)

96 Sanders is promising free health care, free college, 4 weeks of paid vacation, a year of maternity leave, $15 minimum wage. And as an added bonus full amnesty to every illegal.

If you don't think 51%+ of the population will walk over glass to vote for a guy who is promising all that, you don't know 2016 America very well.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 20, 2016 01:51 PM (0LHZx)

97 It would be a god send for the GOP if Sanders was the Dem nominee. We couldn't be that lucky.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 20, 2016 01:51 PM (khWYc)

98 Hillary! has disappointed Lena Dunham? That's almost enough to make me vote for her. Nah...not really.
And when did Lena Looney Tunes become a Democratic power broker?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2016 01:51 PM (YFFpo)

99 Wow. Dow down 500 points?

Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 20, 2016 01:51 PM (xWW96)

100 When you lose Lena Dunham......
Well shit, your life just got better!!
Hot damn

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 20, 2016 01:51 PM (UPjBG)

101 >> Sanders could win, you know, if he can find enough stupid
>> people, and they are out there, that will vote for the old
>> man who's promising them even more free shit

You mean all he has to do is put on the Santa Claus suit with the hammer-and-sickle on the butt of his warmup pants and start throwing hundred-dollar bills from his bag?

"No one's naughty! You're all nice, according to your abilities!"

Posted by: JEM at January 20, 2016 01:51 PM (o+SC1)

102 "What passes for "teachers" are out on a wildcat strike in Detroit."

Yeah, like there's any education going on in Detroit that isn't being learned in the mean streets.


Posted by: Qoheleth at January 20, 2016 01:52 PM (iIzG7)

103 62 They're just now getting around to this debate? Where were they in the mid-'90s?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 20, 2016 01:40 PM (RD7QR)


Lena Dunham would have been 10 years old in 1996.

I know that's something I keep forgetting. A person who is now in his/her early to mid 20s would have been born in the early to mid 1990's. They have no idea what we mean by the Clinton women scandals. They haven't heard about them. It's within the realm of possibility that Lena Dunham really didn't know what those evil Republicans were saying Hillary did.

Not to defend Dunham, but I think that's something that we tend to forget. Kids These Days were barely alive when Bill Clinton was President. They really do not know any of this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 20, 2016 01:46 PM (mf5HN)

Yeah, I forget sometimes. And I have this weird expectation that people might want to do some research on the person they want to lead the nation. Still, some of the women supporting Hillary must have been around for the Slick Willy Follies and yet they were silent.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 20, 2016 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

104 Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 20, 2016 01:46 PM (mf5HN)

Basically, anybody under the age of 35 has no conscious memory of the Clinton administration.

I'd gather their impression of it was "great economy" and "weird sex scandal pushed by prudes".

Posted by: AmishDude at January 20, 2016 01:52 PM (Xd2w5)

105 Well Hillary has lost the nyt endorsement.
If they're folding up the tent I think the
marching orders have been delivered.

Posted by: ugg boots at January 20, 2016 01:52 PM (fbovC)

106 "81 Perfect time for Trump to announce the Monica Lewinsky endorsement. You know it's coming."


She sucks.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 20, 2016 01:52 PM (OD2ni)

107 Yeah, but if she wins the nomination, they'll all line up to praise her and vote, attacking anyone that brings up exactly the same objections they did.

--

That is true. Democrats punish electoral losses far more harshly than crimes. If she has a chance to win, she skates, and if she loses, she goes to jail.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 20, 2016 01:52 PM (ZkzmI)

108 how to reconcile Hillary's claimed persona of a Feminist Avenger with the reality of her being a Sexist Enabler.

Because Hillary is the worst feminist ever. She attacked victims and women who had affairs with her husband instead of him. She basically slept her way to the top(ish). She certainly didn't get their by her own merits.

Posted by: Lea at January 20, 2016 01:52 PM (lIU4e)

109 100 When you lose Lena Dunham......
Well shit, your life just got better!!
Hot damn
Posted by: Navycopjoe
_______________

That's fer damned sure.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's ex-boyfriend at January 20, 2016 01:52 PM (3GAnN)

110 The NYT notes this illustrates a "deeper debate unfolding among liberal-leaning women" about how to reconcile Hillary's claimed persona of a Feminist Avenger with the reality of her being a Sexist Enabler.

Pfft. This is a big nothing. If Hillary! gets the nomination, Dunham and all of her idiot feminist friends will hold their noses and vote for her.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 20, 2016 01:53 PM (D3uI7)

111 I detest that cocksucker Steyer. IIRC, he made his money frontrunning on government regulations, the worthless prick. What a parasite.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 20, 2016 01:53 PM (oKE6c)

112 Wow. Dow down 500 points?
Posted by: maddogg
..........
350.. still bad, though..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 20, 2016 01:54 PM (so+oy)

113 Dow up 200 in the last few minutes. The rally is on.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 20, 2016 01:54 PM (0LHZx)

114 Sock off.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2016 01:54 PM (oKE6c)

115 99 Wow. Dow down 500 points?
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 20, 2016 01:51 PM (xWW96)

Back up to -355 now. Happy days!

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 20, 2016 01:54 PM (RD7QR)

116 anyone remember all those 'John McCain is so old..' memes on Facebook back in 2008?

good time, good times.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 20, 2016 01:54 PM (27KAF)

117 I mean, what's Dunham going to do, vote for Trump? Or Cruz?

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 20, 2016 01:54 PM (D3uI7)

118 >>Dow down 500 points?


Don't worry, they'll pump it back up.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2016 01:55 PM (BHlIM)

119 109. Lena Dunham's ex-boyfriend at January 20, 2016 01:52 PM (3GAnN)

Why is Cher's fist posting?
(I hope you are all eating lunch btw)

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 20, 2016 01:55 PM (UPjBG)

120 Moo Moo I know the Electoral College and Sanders would be lucky to win 5 States.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 20, 2016 01:55 PM (khWYc)

121 9 My money is on a health crisis that will tragically cause her to stop her campaign.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 20, 2016 01:33 PM (mf5HN)


Mental breakdown? She's on one of the Sunday morning news shows, there's a small joke, she starts to loudly laugh, but. it. doesn't. stop. That loud cackling just goes on and on and on. The host is staring at her. Doesn't know what to do. Looks at the director for help. There's a cut to a commercial.

Next day it's announced that her campaign is suspended because she's overworked. But the rumors are that there's some sort of alcohol related issue. All those years of hard drinking have killed just a few too many brain cells.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2016 01:55 PM (+lVUW)

122
So who did the liberal rag in Iowa (don't know the local paper there) endorse?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2016 01:55 PM (ODxAs)

123 Billionaire environmental activist Tom Steyer


Ugh.

If there were any justice in the universe-

that scumbag would get raped by sentient carrots.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2016 01:56 PM (0cMkb)

124 the Monica Lewinsky endorsement

===

Line up the whole group of 14 plus women ole Bill raped or abused for a mass endorsement. Show after-photos of busted lips and such on the big screen behind them.

Posted by: Bigby's Hand of Glory at January 20, 2016 01:56 PM (3ZtZW)

125 As long as the Democrats are running old, weathered faces, I wonder what Dr. Phibes' party registration is.


Posted by: Qoheleth at January 20, 2016 01:56 PM (iIzG7)

126 Sanders electability problem is his skin color. He isn't going to get 30% higher black turnout than Kerry.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 20, 2016 01:45 PM


When it's nut-cutting time, the Democrats will have a difficult choice to make: flaccid as it may be, Crazy Uncle Bernie has a weewee; Shrillery has a vajayjay.

Shrillery wins.

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 20, 2016 01:56 PM (ZPz7d)

127 Djia -360

Global markets down average of 3% today.

Posted by: ugg boots at January 20, 2016 01:56 PM (fbovC)

128 Next day it's announced that her campaign is
suspended because she's overworked. But the rumors are that there's some
sort of alcohol related issue. All those years of hard drinking have
killed just a few too many brain cells.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2016 01:55 PM (+lVUW)

That would still be epic win due to the video providing decades of comic meme fodder.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2016 01:56 PM (4ErVI)

129 Democrats punish electoral losses far more harshly than crimes.

===

GOP base does this as well.

Posted by: Bigby's Hand of Glory at January 20, 2016 01:56 PM (3ZtZW)

130 120 Moo Moo I know the Electoral College and Sanders would be lucky to win 5 States.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 20, 2016 01:55 PM (khWYc)

_______

2008: No way, absolutely no way a Kenyan Muslim wins. No way, no fucking way. Trust me it ain't happening.

2016: No way, absolutely no way a 75 year old socialist wins. No way. Trust me.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 20, 2016 01:57 PM (0LHZx)

131 how to reconcile Hillary's claimed persona of a Feminist Avenger with the reality of her being a Sexist Enabler.



Because every problem facing America involves the cooch. The economy, the national debt, foreign policy, terrorism, overweening government, corruption, subversion, pfft. Those issues are as nothing. The cooch regnant, and apparently determines the vote of half of the electorate.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2016 01:57 PM (oKE6c)

132 Martin O'Malley must feel like the biggest loser on the planet. I'm kind of worried about him to be honest.
Posted by: Gristle
--------------

I do not like O'Malley, not even in the slightest. He has been sleeping with dogs for his entire career. That he is infested with fleas should surprise no one, including himself.

One wonders if the thought has crossed his mind (because I don't think that he is insane) that he has associated himself with mad totalitarians.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2016 01:57 PM (n22zQ)

133 By the way, in case you missed it: we're T-minus one year, today. Hoist a cold brew of your choice in honor of the day, and pray that the Republic can hold together for one more year.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 20, 2016 01:57 PM (iIzG7)

134 19 Here's where Elizabeth Warren puts on her war paint and gallops in.
Posted by: Furious George at January 20, 2016 01:40 PM (3GAnN)


And instead of birtherism, we can all entertain ourselves by demanding that she gets a DNA test to prove whether or not she really is an injun.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2016 01:58 PM (+lVUW)

135 2008: No way, absolutely no way a Kenyan Muslim wins. No way, no fucking way. Trust me it ain't happening.

2016: No way, absolutely no way a 75 year old socialist wins. No way. Trust me.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 20, 2016 01:57 PM (0LHZx)

----

You've been making an awful lot of sense lately.

.



,



WTF is wrong with you???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2016 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

136 Not VRWC. This is the establishment v insurgency fight that is going on in the Democrat Party. The fight that the media doesn't want to admit is happening. Yes, Bernie Sanders is a heck of an insurgent - he has actually more ties to the establishment than Donald Trump has - but if you want someone to personify "corrupt establishment" you could find no one better than Hillary Clinton.

So their fight goes on, mostly unreported, while the GOP fight is front page news. That may be changing now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quench Your Fires with Ice Scream at the Outrage Outlet! at January 20, 2016 01:58 PM (hLRSq)

137 126 Sanders electability problem is his skin color. He isn't going to get 30% higher black turnout than Kerry.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 20, 2016 01:45 PM

____

He doesn't need it. There are millions more non-white voters today than 12 years ago. And these non-white voters will go at least 65% for Sanders (or any Democrat).

It's all about the demographics.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 20, 2016 01:58 PM (0LHZx)

138 So who's jumping off the Chicks for Clinton bandwagon next? Margaret Cho? Janeane Garafalo? That horseface chick from Sex and the City?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2016 01:58 PM (YFFpo)

139 Gotta rent a storage locker and fill it with White Cloud.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 20, 2016 01:59 PM (FkBIv)

140 Couple assaulted by group of teens at Metro station in 4th unprovoked attack

For this most recent case, Metro has yet to put out any suspect description or surveillance images of the suspects.

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Be nice to know what stations these are happening at.

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at January 20, 2016 01:59 PM (fWAjv)

141 125 As long as the Democrats are running old, weathered faces, I wonder what Dr. Phibes' party registration is.


Posted by: Qoheleth at January 20, 2016 01:56 PM (iIzG7)
***
He's pro-death penalty, a committed husband....probably Repub.

(well played, sir)

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at January 20, 2016 01:59 PM (Wu2k4)

142 Gotta rent a storage locker and fill it with White Cloud.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 20, 2016 01:59 PM (FkBIv)

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Ole pooper acting up dear chap??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2016 02:00 PM (8XRCm)

143 >>Here's where Elizabeth Warren puts on her war paint and gallops in.


I could go for some Fry Bread and Crab Dip.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2016 02:00 PM (BHlIM)

144 But they'll still eventually vote for and fund her criminal hypocrisy. Because TRIBE!

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2016 02:00 PM (GGCsk)

145 123 Billionaire environmental activist Tom Steyer

Ugh.

If there were any justice in the universe-
that scumbag would get raped by sentient carrots.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2016 01:56 PM (0cMkb)


You want Steyer to get raped by Charlie Crist?

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 20, 2016 02:00 PM (D3uI7)

146 140 Couple assaulted by group of teens at Metro station in 4th unprovoked attack

For this most recent case, Metro has yet to put out any suspect description or surveillance images of the suspects.



No need. Everyone knows exactly who/what they are, and can provide a pretty good description sight unseen.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2016 02:01 PM (oKE6c)

147 re 128: hey, I've been drinking for more than forty years and there's nothing wrong with my lung.

Posted by: Satan of Teufelwurst Vt at January 20, 2016 02:01 PM (qSIlh)

148 Here's the official Vegas line on Hillary:

Health issues / stroke: even money
"Spend more time with the family": 3-to-1
Nominated: 10-to-1
Indicted prior to the convention: xxx

Wait, we have a scratch in this race...

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 20, 2016 02:01 PM (iIzG7)

149 Gotta rent a storage locker and fill it with White Cloud.
--
Ole pooper acting up dear chap??
Posted by: fixerupper


Preparing for Bernie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 20, 2016 02:01 PM (FkBIv)

150 I'm not saying Sanders WILL win. But he can win, and he has a good shot to win. Yet all I hear from the right is shit like "pffft come on, he can't win because blacks won't vote for him" or "if you compare 1996 and 2004 and blah blah blah he can't win".

All that stuff is ancient history. The country elected Obama. Twice. None of the old rules apply anymore. Which is why Trump and Sanders are where they are.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 20, 2016 02:01 PM (0LHZx)

151 If there were any justice in the universe-
that scumbag would get raped by sentient carrots.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2016 01:56 PM (0cMkb)
You want Steyer to get raped by Charlie Crist?
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 20, 2016 02:00 PM (D3uI7)




There are sentient Doritos?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2016 02:01 PM (oKE6c)

152 I think Sanders will be the next president.

I hope very much that I am wrong.

If the big money starts flowing to his campaign and the media deserts Hill, he's in. And, as we found out in 2008 and 2012, the stupid voters and the FSA in this country now outnumber us.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at January 20, 2016 02:01 PM (u0lmX)

153 Gotta rent a storage locker and fill it with White Cloud.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 20, 2016 01:59 PM (FkBIv)


My barter-town nickname is going to be ATF

Posted by: Many exploding heads at January 20, 2016 02:01 PM (kKHcp)

154 >>>She's on one of the Sunday morning news shows, there's a small joke, she starts to loudly laugh, but. it. doesn't. stop. That loud cackling just goes on and on and on.

Jeez, thanks for the image.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2016 02:01 PM (IuPm3)

155 >>If there were any justice in the universe-
that scumbag would get raped by sentient carrots.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2016 01:56 PM (0cMkb)





Make it sentient pineapples and you've got something.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2016 02:02 PM (oKE6c)

156 One wonders if the thought has crossed his mind (because I don't think that he is insane) that he has associated himself with mad totalitarians.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2016 01:57 PM (n22zQ)


Yeah, but if you're a Democrat, that pretty much comes with the territory, doesn't it?

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 20, 2016 02:03 PM (D3uI7)

157 damn dirty socks

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 20, 2016 02:03 PM (kKHcp)

158 I brought my recipe for Pemmican. It's an old family recipe.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren on The View at January 20, 2016 02:03 PM (3GAnN)

159 The Democrat front runners, aided by walkers and pacemakers battle for the nomination. Combined the two push over 140 years in age and want to promote ideas from the 1920s. Their withered old white carcasses are wheeled out on carefully monitored, special events and debates are scheduled to be viewed by as few people as possible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 20, 2016 02:03 PM (39g3+)

160 Mein Reich is crumbling

Posted by: Hitlery 4 Dictator at January 20, 2016 02:04 PM (4avHv)

161 There are sentient Doritos?

====

Crunch all you want, we'll m - HOLY SHIT, IT SAID 'SAVE ME!'

Posted by: Bigby's Hand of Glory at January 20, 2016 02:04 PM (3ZtZW)

162 One wonders if the thought has crossed his mind (because I don't think that he is insane) that he has associated himself with mad totalitarians.

Omelets, eggs.

Posted by: The Democrats at January 20, 2016 02:04 PM (39g3+)

163 Ron White!




Tater Salad!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2016 02:04 PM (ct0K5)

164 16
So who brings her the message that it's over. Will it still be Bill? Oh to be a fly on the wall.

Posted by: Ignoramus



Hopefully, it's a federal marshall.

A committee consisting of Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey and Monica...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2016 02:05 PM (wtvvX)

165 Hypothetical question: if a billionaire environmental activist fell down a chute into a garbage smasher, would he have to escape or would the smasher spit him back out?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2016 02:05 PM (B8JRQ)

166 "Mein Reich is crumbling

Posted by: Hitlery 4 Dictator"


Steyer will come...

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 20, 2016 02:05 PM (iIzG7)

167 I can't believe some people believe Sanders would ever be elected President. Of course I could be entirely wrong since I never thought Trump would ever have a chance to be President.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 20, 2016 02:05 PM (khWYc)

168 hey, just had a thought, when will we start to see a lot of young white guys put on black face, frizz up their hair, memorize some rap lyrics, and demand special treatment as Transafricans?

Posted by: Satan of Teufelwurst Vt at January 20, 2016 02:05 PM (qSIlh)

169 Gotta rent a storage locker and fill it with White Cloud.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 20, 2016 01:59 PM (FkBIv)


My barter-town nickname is going to be ATF
Posted by: Many exploding heads



Two Squares.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2016 02:05 PM (ct0K5)

170 >>The greater good.

Filty Tau. BURN THE HERETIC! KILL THE MUTANT! PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

Posted by: Adeptus Astartes at January 20, 2016 02:06 PM (9TK8E)

171 >>2008: No way, absolutely no way a Kenyan Muslim wins. No way, no fucking way. Trust me it ain't happening.
<<

Racial guilt, minority appeal and an appeal to the Millenials, etc.

Who is Bernie going to appeal to- those Socialist, Anarchist, Communists, etc. who have been yearning for years to vote for a fellow traveler with a Brooklyn accent?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2016 02:06 PM (GGCsk)

172 >>>159 The Democrat front runners, aided by walkers and pacemakers battle for the nomination. Combined the two push over 140 years in age and want to promote ideas from the 1920s. Their withered old white carcasses are wheeled out on carefully monitored, special events and debates are scheduled to be viewed by as few people as possible.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 20, 2016 02:03 PM (39g3+)

Write ad copy for the RNC, please.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2016 02:06 PM (IuPm3)

173 165 Hypothetical question: if a billionaire environmental activist fell down a chute into a garbage smasher, would he have to escape or would the smasher spit him back out?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2016 02:05 PM (B8JRQ)

I thought this was going to be about billionaire environmental activists falling in a forest.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 20, 2016 02:06 PM (RD7QR)

174 DR. PHIBES RISES AGAIN!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 20, 2016 02:07 PM (wtvvX)

175 As long as the Democrats are running old, weathered faces, I wonder what Dr. Phibes' party registration is.


Posted by: Qoheleth at January 20, 2016 01:56 PM (iIzG7)


*debate night*

Candy Crowley:

*shoves Snickers bar in mouth, quicks chews, swallows*

Dr Phibes, do to your advanced age, some people have suggested that you are likely to die in office.

What do you have to say to them?


Dr Phibes:


But, I can't die in office, CAN-Dy Crow-ley, I-AM-AL-REA-DY DEAD!

Posted by: The Abominable Dr Phibes for President 2016 at January 20, 2016 02:08 PM (0cMkb)

176 All the opposition needs to do is make a commercial with serious questions, then in response to each one play a looping video of that cackling, pretentious laugh.

Game over.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2016 02:08 PM (GGCsk)

177 >>> What passes for "teachers" are out on a wildcat strike in Detroit.

"Yeah, like there's any education going on in Detroit that isn't being learned in the mean streets."

Speaking of edumacation, I would be remiss not to post this, for any who might have missed it elsewhere. It is indeed marvelous.

Yuppie liberal gay man decides his true calling in life is to become a teacher, bringing enlightenment to urban black teenage high school "pupils" in New York Shitty. Of course, hilarious hijinx promptly ensue.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zxdzsfp

Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2016 02:08 PM (noWW6)

178 The Democrat front runners

An oxymoron, in this election cycle.

Posted by: ugg boots at January 20, 2016 02:09 PM (fbovC)

179 I can't believe some people believe Sanders would ever be elected President. Of course I could be entirely wrong since I never thought Trump would ever have a chance to be President.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 20, 2016 02:05 PM (khWYc)


In normal times you would be correct, however the base voters of both parties would like to play a round of "Bourbons and Republicans" with their respective establishments.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quench Your Fires with Ice Scream at the Outrage Outlet! at January 20, 2016 02:09 PM (hLRSq)

180 That Tom Steyer guy is going to be (not) waking up on a park bench w/a small caliber hole in his head. It will be a very scenic, National Park bench, but that will just be window dressing at that point.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2016 02:10 PM (5buP8)

181 Nood!

Posted by: johnd01 at January 20, 2016 02:10 PM (ukNFU)

182 >>The billionaire green activist not sold on Hillary.<<

It's her large carbon footprint, isn't it?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2016 02:10 PM (GGCsk)

183 167 I can't believe some people believe Sanders would ever be elected President. Of course I could be entirely wrong since I never thought Trump would ever have a chance to be President.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 20, 2016 02:05 PM (khWYc)
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And I never thought Obama could be elected potus when he was... twice.
I think Sanders is very beatable, but I would not just laugh him off either, in perfectly sane world I would, but we don't live in one of those anymore. I'd prefer to run against Hillary, from an msm perspective anyway, I think they'll cover for him even more than they'll do so for her and she has more baggage (no that bern doesn't have his own).

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 20, 2016 02:12 PM (MbrzC)

184 "Couple assaulted by group of teens at Metro station in 4th unprovoked attack. For this most recent case, Metro has yet to put out any suspect description or surveillance images of the suspects."

Calling all cars. Calling all cars. Be on the lookout for persons. Over.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2016 02:12 PM (noWW6)

185 177 >>> What passes for "teachers" are out on a wildcat strike in Detroit.

yeah, they're protesting "conditions" in the schrools. Yeah? So, who exactly ripped out the copper pipe and sold it for scrap?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2016 02:12 PM (5buP8)

186 If you don't think 51%+ of the population will walk over glass to vote for a guy who is promising all that, you don't know 2016 America very well.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 20, 2016 01:51 PM (0LHZx)

I have a 30 ish age relative who works, is responsible, etc. who is ALL in for Bernie. He has bought into Bernie's "going to break up the big banks, rein in Wall Street " schtick.

I want to ask him how Bernie is going to do this. Is he going to wave his magic wand and order the banks to fracture into a a million little banks with a clock outside and toasters for Christmas Club savers?
And the universal health care demon is alive and well in these people. They were upset that Obama didn't force universal health care on us. Now, Bernie, with his magic unicorn and numbers from space is going to ride in and finally bring the USA into the 21st century, which will make our health care system so much better than the it is today, since he believes that Americans die younger than Cubans, or Swedes, etc.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 20, 2016 02:14 PM (O0Kvv)

187 please tell me that the federal pokey does not permit conjugal visits...

Posted by: Bubba at January 20, 2016 02:16 PM (oGRue)

188 Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2016 01:48 PM (XtAzU)

Now that's some funny stuff right there.

Posted by: troyriser at January 20, 2016 02:16 PM (Hz/9Y)

189 150 I'm not saying Sanders WILL win. But he can win, and he has a good shot to win. Yet all I hear from the right is shit like "pffft come on, he can't win because blacks won't vote for him" or "if you compare 1996 and 2004 and blah blah blah he can't win".

All that stuff is ancient history. The country elected Obama. Twice. None of the old rules apply anymore. Which is why Trump and Sanders are where they are.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 20, 2016 02:01 PM (0LHZx)

------------------------------

I will say that in 2008 the Repubs were completely demoralized, doesn't explain 2012. However I do believe that a super large black turn out will not happen for Hillary or Bernie. Every election is different.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 20, 2016 02:19 PM (LXJ1e)

190 @177 - That article gives me thoughts I should not have.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2016 02:20 PM (B8JRQ)

191 >>Lena Dunham would have been 10 years old in 1996.

Fair enough - she did live through nightly news of all the sordid details for months.

HOWEVER, if she is willing to publicly claim that Hillary has been historically, unfairly maligned by misogynists blah blah blah she should have some idea of the history. Ideally, since I know that's not really considered required in our just-in-time information, "thanks, Siri for telling me where to buy coffee and googling 'who is Margaret Thatcher?' for me" culture.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2016 02:25 PM (NOIQH)

192 The libtard blogs are soo much fun to watch these days.. It's total war between Hillary fans and Bernie fans.. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes, I've taken a look. It makes me feel a little better after experiencing after the Trump wars. No doubt leftifts lurk on here to laugh at us.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2016 02:28 PM (w4NZ8)

193 The skank Lena has a conscious? But, she's a Donk and is a wymyn???

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at January 20, 2016 02:30 PM (ugGcR)

194 Lena doesn't have a conscience. She just realized Hillary is going to jail.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 20, 2016 02:31 PM (nl5Bx)

195 It has to be the curse of Bob Packwood.

Posted by: Wendy at January 20, 2016 02:33 PM (bpemY)

196 O'Malley is a joke, so if you don't want Hillary Bernie's the only way you can register a non-Hillary protest vote. If there were a real field here, Bernie would be running 3rd, or 4th or 5th. Bernie trails Hillary by a lot outside the wacko bird states of Iowa and NH.

Hillary's vast Administration-in-Waiting made sure there would be no credible challengers. It works only so long as you believe Hillary is inevitable. Hillary's still floundering.

Bernie's schtick only plays well inside the Deep Deep Blue State bubble. Hillary can't attack Bernie, but a Trump/Cruz will savage him. If Bernie is the Democratic candidate he'll drag down the ticket in 40 out of the 50 states. Chuck Schumer, peace be unto him, will never run the Senate.

So if Hillary falters, Obama/Jarrett will reluctantly step in with an alternative "for the good of the party and the nation."

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2016 02:41 PM (r1fLd)

197 Someone ought to play the audio again for Lena of Hillary cackling about how she attacked a young rape victim on the stand.

Why does Hillary hate women?

Posted by: pj at January 20, 2016 03:12 PM (cHuNI)

198 Make no mistake, the Steyer billions and the Dunham support will be out in full force if the Hildebeast is nominated.
However, casting doubt right now isn't doing her any favors. If Warren comes out for Bern and crazy Uncle Joe gives him another nod, the Hildebeast nomination is looking shaky.

Posted by: Hank at January 20, 2016 03:21 PM (3rpaY)

199 So Steyer supports Bernie, who would take all his wealth. I'm for that.

Posted by: lynndy at January 20, 2016 04:44 PM (DaWUf)

200 The NYT notes this illustrates a "deeper debate unfolding among liberal-leaning women" about how to reconcile Hillary's claimed persona of a Feminist Avenger with the reality of her being a Sexist Enabler.
Gee. I wonder who got that deeper debate started???

Posted by: mustaffah stevens' cat at January 20, 2016 05:00 PM (DLIIY)

201 A woman who falsely accused a man of rape and also confessed to raping her own sister, but believes accusers should be taken seriously is taking umbrage with another woman who attacked women who credibly accused her husband of rape.

My irony just broke.

Posted by: Sam in VA at January 20, 2016 05:30 PM (bNi5D)

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