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Open Thread
Walter Launt Palmer, "Winter Sunset" (n.d.)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2016 09:44 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: HH at January 14, 2016 09:45 AM (DrCtv)
Posted by: eman at January 14, 2016 09:45 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 14, 2016 09:46 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: ALH at January 14, 2016 09:46 AM (JrKKc)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 09:46 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 09:47 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Splunge at January 14, 2016 09:47 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 09:47 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 14, 2016 09:47 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 09:48 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Benson, C.46 at January 14, 2016 09:48 AM (0nb4F)
Posted by: mindful webworker - art schmart at January 14, 2016 09:49 AM (XtR0g)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
From Robin Hood when he says IIRC;
To a maid..You, come to my chambers tonite at 9
To the next maid...You, come at 10, bring a friend.
Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2016 09:50 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 14, 2016 09:50 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: eman at January 14, 2016 09:50 AM (MQEz6)
*****
Well, except for that "sunset" part, eh?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 09:50 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 14, 2016 09:50 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Benson, C.46 at January 14, 2016 09:48 AM (0nb4F)
Simo Hayha. Bunch of Red Army soldiers made the mistake of thinking they'd figured out his position.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 09:50 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 14, 2016 09:51 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Lea at January 14, 2016 09:51 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 14, 2016 09:51 AM (U6f54)
Global warming, you're our only hope!!!
Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2016 09:52 AM (8ikIW)
"I must have missed 60 Minutes. What are you saying?"
Posted by: Splunge at January 14, 2016 09:52 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2016 09:52 AM (cbfNE)
Unless it's on a hooker's ass, of course.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2016 09:53 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 14, 2016 09:51 AM (U6f54)
Loved the movie, but I like a slow pace. Tom Hardy wasn't good but he wasn't a problem. The central role of the natural world was very magical realism. I love Inaritu.
Is there a name for the linear, flowing, non-narrative style of photography he used? Or other notable movies made that way?
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 14, 2016 09:53 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Dang at January 14, 2016 09:54 AM (2oWD2)
"I must have missed 60 Minutes. What are you saying?"
Posted by: Splunge
He would have made a great recurring Bond villain.
Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2016 09:54 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Splunge at January 14, 2016 09:47 AM (iMxBJ)
Me too.
I had no idea he was sick.
I am gonna put up a tribute post to him on my blog.
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2016 09:54 AM (cbfNE)
Ya but, see, there's no tracks, no drag trails. No bodies. That snow would be all torn up with body retrieval, and the wounded crawling into cover.
Posted by: Benson, C.46 at January 14, 2016 09:55 AM (0nb4F)
And it doesn't hurt your eyes to look at it.
We've got an upward trend forming here.
Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2016 09:55 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 14, 2016 09:57 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: jwest
Ha! Tomorrow, a black bear in a cave at midnight thinking rapey thoughts.
Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2016 09:57 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2016 09:58 AM (ulSa1)
King James Bible
He answered and said unto them, When it is evening, ye say, It will be fair weather: for the sky is red.
This has been your morning devotional, brought to you by Wheaties, breakfast of champions.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 09:59 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 14, 2016 09:59 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 09:59 AM (659DL)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 14, 2016 10:00 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:01 AM (659DL)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 10:01 AM (aNSOb)
To a maid..You, come to my chambers tonite at 9
To the next maid...You, come at 10, bring a friend.
Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2016 09:50 AM (8ikIW)
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Good times
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 10:02 AM (MbrzC)
Rickman, Bowie...who will be the third?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 09:48 AM (kpqmD)
Doesn't Rickman complete the trifecta with Lemmy and Bowie being the first two?
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 14, 2016 10:02 AM (AJeMv)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 14, 2016 10:02 AM (ry4ab)
The first since 1938.
1938 was a bitch of a year for global warming.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:02 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Charles De Mar at January 14, 2016 10:02 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Move it along a little faster?
Posted by: Dang at January 14, 2016 10:02 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 10:03 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 09:48 AM (kpqmD)
Doesn't Rickman complete the trifecta with Lemmy and Bowie being the first two?
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society
I hope so.
Posted by: Dick Van Dyke at January 14, 2016 10:03 AM (2oWD2)
list. Brag about it online afterwards and eat popcorn while progtard
heads explode.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 14, 2016 10:00 AM (ry4ab)
Good point, I think I will corral daughter and go because this, like Lone Survivor and American Sniper, are movies that need to be seen. I just hope my BP can stand it,
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2016 10:04 AM (ulSa1)
If you were setting the Middle East up for the Apocalypse, what would you do differently?
-----------
It is difficult to say right now, since Obummer has already used a lot of the ideas.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 14, 2016 10:04 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at January 14, 2016 10:04 AM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:01 AM (659DL)
More pestilence!!!!!!
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 14, 2016 10:04 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2016 10:05 AM (DLIIY)
It's not "Meteorological Hurricane Season."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 14, 2016 10:05 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 09:48 AM (kpqmD)
Doesn't Rickman complete the trifecta with Lemmy and Bowie being the first two?
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society
Depends on how/who you want to include.
Two musicians and one actor?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 10:07 AM (aNSOb)
Lund boats has taken the USS Lincoln!!!
Sweet golden cat poop of stinky doom, what happened to my navy?
Next thing you know they may even lose to army
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 14, 2016 10:07 AM (MejEz)
It's not "Meteorological Hurricane Season."
Posted by: Stringer Davis
Himicane!
Posted by: Dang at January 14, 2016 10:07 AM (2oWD2)
Rickman, Bowie...who will be the third?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 09:48 AM (kpqmD)
Doesn't Rickman complete the trifecta with Lemmy and Bowie being the first two?
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 14, 2016 10:02 AM (AJeMv)
I think you are correct. They all died within a less than three-week period too. That does hit the trifecta of celebrity deaths.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 10:07 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:01 AM (659DL)
More pestilence!!!!!!
Moar frogs and boils.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 10:07 AM (aNSOb)
And Lemmy, Bowie, and Rickman were all very big celebrities.
Posted by: Charles De Mar at January 14, 2016 10:08 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 14, 2016 10:02 AM (AJeMv)
Whew. Dodged a bullet, there.
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at January 14, 2016 10:08 AM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:01 AM (659DL)
>>>
Ship Iran some already assembled working Nukes for them to use. If you wait for them to get it right it will take too long.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 14, 2016 10:08 AM (XtAzU)
I bring good news.
Many of you have asked about getting AtC and I's podcast via iTunes. Pixy was actually the one to figure out how to do so.
https://twitter.com/PixyMisa/status/687458346421497856
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2016 10:08 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 10:09 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 14, 2016 10:09 AM (yeZ4s)
No sense to that at all.
If you fire a dead cat from a rail gun, it will bounce.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:10 AM (659DL)
And they are all the worst of the worst
So this asshole in the White House will empty Gitmo no matter what
And we are giving weapons to Qatar?
My Fuckin G-D
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 10:10 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 14, 2016 10:10 AM (XtAzU)
No sense to that at all.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 14, 2016 10:09 AM (yeZ4s)
You got ripped off...going down everywhere I see
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 10:11 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: General Zod at January 14, 2016 10:11 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 10:11 AM (iQIUe)
Megiddo!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 14, 2016 10:11 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 14, 2016 10:11 AM (AJeMv)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 10:12 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 14, 2016 10:02 AM (AJeMv)
As someone noted elsewhere, if you're a Brit entertainer, you really need to be getting a cancer screening right about now.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2016 10:13 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 14, 2016 10:13 AM (TpR7w)
My Fuckin G-D
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 10:10 AM (gf8BH)
Yeah, but compared to green-lighting Iran's nuclear weapons program, this is pretty small potatoes.
Or, perhaps, adding insult to injury.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 10:13 AM (N8xMd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 10:13 AM (iQIUe)
No sense to that at all.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 14, 2016 10:09 AM (yeZ4s)
---
Gouge all people stopping by for powerball tickets?
I didn't notice any real price change here in GA last night, +\- a few cents from where it was last week.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 10:14 AM (MbrzC)
No sense to that at all.>>>
Ethanol shortage?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 14, 2016 10:10 AM (XtAzU)
Sure it does. Gas prices are tied closely to Academy Award nominations.
Or did you think it has something to do with corrupt American politicians and crazy Arabs in turbans?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2016 10:14 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2016 10:14 AM (2cS/G)
No sense to that at all.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 14, 2016 10:09 AM (yeZ4s)
You got ripped off...going down everywhere I see
Posted by: Nevergiveup
$1.59 North of Dallas. Cousin said $1.35 in St. Louis County, Mo.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 10:15 AM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Navycopjoe
*****
Sadly, no chance of that happening in my lifetime.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 10:15 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 10:15 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:01 AM (659DL
Zombie camels!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 14, 2016 10:16 AM (TpR7w)
You got ripped off...going down everywhere I see
Oh, I didn't buy it, it's just at the station I always note the price at.
$1.48 Wed morning, $1.78 today.
It always follows that path, lowest Wednesday, then new price Thursday.
Just not sure how a falling market gets a 20% jump in the retail price.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 14, 2016 10:16 AM (yeZ4s)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 14, 2016 10:16 AM (L8slQ)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 10:16 AM (8HTq1)
So they used Mexico building code?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 14, 2016 10:16 AM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Navycopjoe
Sadly, no chance of that happening in my lifetime.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 10:15 AM (NeFrd)
Eh. The QB experience quotient flips next year. Stay tuned.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:16 AM (659DL)
--
Winter road conditions. Delivery trucks are running behind schedule.
Posted by: Benson, C.46 at January 14, 2016 10:17 AM (0nb4F)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 10:17 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
$1.59 North of Dallas. Cousin said $1.35 in St. Louis County, Mo.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 10:15 AM (aNSOb)
I think in California it's up to $6.75.
And pixie farts are a state-mandated additive requirement.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 10:17 AM (N8xMd)
http://tinyurl.com/hzgmbju
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I would say you gotta be shitting me? But I know better.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 10:18 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 10:19 AM (N8xMd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 10:15 AM (NeFrd)
Eh. The QB experience quotient flips next year. Stay tuned.
Posted by: Circa
*****
Meh, I'm just managing expectations.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 10:19 AM (NeFrd)
$1.48 Wed morning, $1.78 today.
It always follows that path, lowest Wednesday, then new price Thursday.
Just not sure how a falling market gets a 20% jump in the retail price.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 14, 2016 10:16 AM (yeZ4s)
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Probably local'ish supply issue as Benson suggested.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 10:19 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 14, 2016 10:20 AM (yeZ4s)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 14, 2016 10:20 AM (MIKMs)
selecting Americans for an audit "based on an organization's religious,
educational, political, or other views,"....
"flaws"?????
Sounds like a feature, not a bug/flaw.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 10:20 AM (NOIQH)
The better question: Who cares? Princess Clinton has never done anything; she never will do anything; she's not an expert on anything, and she's not someone to be listened to on weighty matters. Why give her the time? "
Answer: Because if anyone tries to rebut her attacks, the Hillary campaign will shriek, "How dare you attack a pregnant woman? Have you no shame?"
Posted by: V the K at January 14, 2016 10:20 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 14, 2016 10:20 AM (zOTsN)
That is why I don't buy lotto tickets. Why would you buy a ticket expecting to lose?
Posted by: Benson, C.46 at January 14, 2016 10:21 AM (0nb4F)
No, no I don't.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 10:21 AM (aNSOb)
Do all the things in your life you want to get done, while you're still young enough to. Far too often, I see people who waited to travel 'til they retired not being able to because of their health.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 10:21 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:10 AM (659DL)
Ah the joys of early-aughts flash games
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 14, 2016 10:22 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 14, 2016 10:16 AM (L8slQ)
Pretty close. Lemmy had just turned 70.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 10:22 AM (kpqmD)
Do I have this right? The Iranians, low energy, lots of anger. Some would call them towelheads. But let's not go there. We got some sailors of ours stuck on a sandbar. For that they should be fired. But who pulls up? Iranian navy. In a Boston Whaler, built here in the USA. Powered by a Mercury or Evinrude outboard, built in the USA. What an embarrassment for them. We sell them the boats. Hundred zillion in oil revenue and they can't build their own boats.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 10:22 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 14, 2016 10:22 AM (zOTsN)
Oh, the howls we will hear about this for the next few months!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 10:22 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2016 10:23 AM (GUBah)
Far too often, I see people who waited to travel 'til they retired not being able to because of their health.
Add in money, time, job, responsibilities.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 10:23 AM (aNSOb)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 14, 2016 09:46 AM (ry4ab)
Not for me, leastwise not today! (swivels in chair.admires lake, sunshine, and palm trees, hears chirping of exotic birds)
/gloat
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 10:23 AM (L2co/)
Posted by: steevy
Around here they would then show up at 10 AM when you're in the middle of something else and act like they're doing you a favor.
I can't figure out why they can't call (they don't have a cell phone??) when they leave the call before you. What would be so hard about that?
Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2016 10:23 AM (8ikIW)
"You have no reason to complain. I have as much shame as any Democrat!"
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 10:23 AM (N8xMd)
One advantage to these snow scenes: it makes it a little easier to spot the location of the snip...
Posted by: JTB at January 14, 2016 10:24 AM (FvdPb)
Given that Oman neighbors Yemen, Ayotte described the move as a potential attempt to circumvent the congressional ban on sending prisoners to Yemen.
What do you mean "Potential" ??? It is outright fuck you to Congress and a straigh forward return to Yemen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 10:24 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 14, 2016 10:24 AM (yeZ4s)
That's his whole fucking day, no joke.
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2016 10:24 AM (szQGH)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 10:24 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 14, 2016 10:24 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Dang at January 14, 2016 10:25 AM (2oWD2)
An
illegal immigrant has confessed to killing American artist Ashley Olsen
in her Italian apartment, who was punched and strangling her with a USB
cord in a jealous 'drug-fueled' frenzy.Cheik
Tidiane Diaw, 25, told officers he strangled Olsen after the pair had
sex when she told him he had to leave because her boyfriend was coming
back.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 10:25 AM (NOIQH)
"You have no reason to complain. I have as much shame as any Democrat!"
Posted by: OregonMuse
"I have more shame than your blow job receiving husband!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 10:25 AM (aNSOb)
And we can all guess what these unnamed "religions, educational, political" views are.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 10:25 AM (GZ6Pf)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 14, 2016 10:25 AM (WlQGZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 14, 2016 10:26 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2016 10:24 AM (szQGH)
Hardest working president, evah.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 10:26 AM (N8xMd)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 10:19 AM (N8xMd)
It's got what engines crave. It has electrolytes!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 10:26 AM (kpqmD)
>>And all cancer.
I'm on it, folks!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 14, 2016 10:26 AM (NOIQH)
Mmmm mmmm mmm
Posted by: the Matriarchy at January 14, 2016 10:26 AM (qKk9I)
indication of what animal did the killing or what was killed. Must be a
book cover on a mystery novel.
Posted by: Benson, C.46 at January 14, 2016 09:48 AM
Founds at the scene was some fur, an umbrella and a bunch of wrapped parcels. When reached at his den, Cpt. Ulf declined comment, citing an open investigation.
Posted by: The Narnia Chronicle at January 14, 2016 10:27 AM (me6xG)
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2016 10:27 AM (JnePn)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 10:27 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 10:28 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Dang at January 14, 2016 10:28 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2016 10:29 AM (UyCdl)
One of these things is not like the others, but, all born 1947. Watch List.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 14, 2016 10:29 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 14, 2016 10:29 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 10:30 AM (F26eZ)
>> Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 09:47 AM
Yes, that's the dog in the upper left. Don't approach - not a friendly dog. Frost bites.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 14, 2016 10:30 AM (nSW/N)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at January 14, 2016 10:30 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 14, 2016 10:30 AM (WlQGZ)
Posted by: That Guy at January 14, 2016 10:31 AM (me6xG)
Some joker who lives near me named his network:
FBI_Surveillance_Van
At first I was a little worried: The Feds are probably that stupid.
Maybe they're closer than I think...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 14, 2016 10:31 AM (5buP8)
Far too often, I see people who waited to travel 'til they retired not being able to because of their health.
Add in money, time, job, responsibilities.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 10:23 AM (aNSOb)
One of many reasons why life is cruel and shitty. When you have youth and health you don't have the time or money to do anything you really want. When you get the money you don't have the time, and youth and health are starting to become something you see in the rear view mirror. Then you have money and time, but no youth or health.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 10:31 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 10:31 AM (N8xMd)
Farcebook link: http://preview.tinyurl.com/j9tlr3p
Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2016 10:32 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 14, 2016 10:32 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bob, from the NSA at January 14, 2016 10:32 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2016 10:33 AM (oFSUK)
http://tinyurl.com/h2kdh3t
Evil, evil barrel shrouds!!
A shroud that is attached to, or partially or completely encircles, the barrel and that permits the shooter to fire the firearm without being burned,
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 14, 2016 10:33 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Adriane te Art Critic ... at January 14, 2016 10:33 AM (AoK0a)
Tidiane Diaw, 25, told officers he strangled Olsen after the pair had
sex when she told him he had to leave because her boyfriend was coming
back.
Of course, that's the murderer implying the sex was consensual, fwiw.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 14, 2016 10:34 AM (yeZ4s)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
------------
Now to read the posts....
Oh.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2016 10:34 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 14, 2016 10:34 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2016 10:35 AM (JnePn)
And what "talents" might those be?
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 10:35 AM (N8xMd)
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2016 10:35 AM (szQGH)
Some joker who lives near me named his network:
FBI_Surveillance_Van
At first I was a little worried: The Feds are probably that stupid.
Definite joke.
Had it been named FBI_Surveillance_Van_#4, well then.....
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 10:35 AM (aNSOb)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 10:36 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 14, 2016 10:36 AM (yeZ4s)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 10:27 AM (NeFrd)
Well, at least one organ in her body is functioning as per design specifications.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 10:36 AM (L2co/)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 14, 2016 10:34 AM (yeZ4s)
That was my thought as well.
Posted by: Lea at January 14, 2016 10:36 AM (lIU4e)
Some joker who lives near me named his network:
FBI_Surveillance_Van
At first I was a little worried: The Feds are probably that stupid.
Maybe they're closer than I think...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 14, 2016 10:31 AM (5buP
I saw that too, north/central phoenix
Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2016 10:36 AM (UyCdl)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 14, 2016 10:20 AM (yeZ4s)
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and also emptied them at a slow but sustained pace for years. You see it was just a internal control problem on how to solve the over-crowding issue.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 10:37 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 10:31 AM (kpqmD)
And with money, time, youth, AND health, you get Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 10:37 AM (N8xMd)
Some joker who lives near me named his network:
FBI_Surveillance_Van
I used to see one here called:
Your_dogs_bark_constantly
The dogs have been quiet recently.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2016 10:38 AM (FkBIv)
Lemmy died within 3 days of his birthday
Bowie died within 2 days of his birthday
Rickman died within 38 days of his birthday
Take the 3 and the 2, that's 32. Then take the total of the 3 and the 2 and it's 5. Add the 5 to the 32 and you get 37! Wait... DAMMIT!
Posted by: Dang at January 14, 2016 10:39 AM (2oWD2)
So I hear the oscar noms on radio which I don't give a crap about, but then hear Mad Max, and I'm thinking I was sure that movie was gonna suck, so did that actually turn out good and is moron recommended?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2016 10:39 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 14, 2016 10:40 AM (evdj2)
Each of these people looks exactly as you would imagine them. Except the last one, who looks like a black Paul Stanley. In drag.
I was unaware that Georgia was awash in .50 cal incendiaries.
Also: ASSAULT WEAPONS!!!!
Drink.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:40 AM (659DL)
I've known some Pediatric Cardiologists, and trust me Chelsea, you are no Pediatric Cardiologist!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
Yeah, Chelsea claiming to have dreamed of being a pediatric cardiologist reminds me of that duchess in "Pride and Prejudice" who comments that (paraphrasing) she does not play the painoforte, but if she did, she would have been an accomplished player.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 14, 2016 10:40 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 10:40 AM (8HTq1)
I loved it, as did a few others. but that is by no means a consensus.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 10:40 AM (F26eZ)
FBI_Surveillance_Van
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I see a similar network name on Amtrak every now and again.
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2016 10:41 AM (szQGH)
Effn Italian Idiots!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 10:41 AM (iQIUe)
I hear that it was actually a Gurl Power reboot, with Max as a minor character
No wonder it was nominated
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2016 10:41 AM (i/+aM)
Last week, I thought I read it was (oh, argh, brain glitch, what's her name, similar to her father's) and Lemmy and Bowie.
Rickman would be first of three, then.
Or is the silly superstitious rule actually "whatever last three we noticed that there were"?
Posted by: mindful webworker - and a-one, and a-two... at January 14, 2016 10:42 AM (XtR0g)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2016 10:33 AM (oFSUK)
Seems he was an actor. Honestly, cannot put a face to the name. His career must have spanned the time that I didn't go to movies. Still ongoing, with rare exceptions. Likewise, Lemmy. Not in my wheelhouse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 10:42 AM (L2co/)
Tidiane Diaw, 25, told officers he strangled Olsen after the pair had
sex when she told him he had to leave because her boyfriend was coming
back.
Yeah, I also have a problem with this guy.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 14, 2016 10:42 AM (2oWD2)
One character had this elaborate plan to physically search the city. Other character simply asked 'why not use the phone?' and I went "DERP!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 10:42 AM (xBdr5)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 10:43 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 10:43 AM (8HTq1)
Some joker who lives near me named his network:
FBI_Surveillance_Van
At first I was a little worried: The Feds are probably that stupid.
Maybe they're closer than I think...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 14, 2016 10:31 AM
I
made that joke in front of my friends' then 12-yr-old. He went and
renamed their network. Of course, being 12, he managed to spell
surveillance wrong. I told him to leave it, as it seemed more authentic
that way, given Boston's FBI history.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2016 10:43 AM (me6xG)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:43 AM (659DL)
Also: ASSAULT WEAPONS!!!!
Drink.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:40 AM (659DL)
APIT rounds. The choice of thugs everywhere.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 14, 2016 10:44 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: eman at January 14, 2016 10:44 AM (MQEz6)
And with money, time, youth, AND health, you get Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 10:37 AM (N8xMd)
Again, one of life's many cruelties.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 10:44 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 10:45 AM (xBdr5)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 14, 2016 10:45 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 10:45 AM (8HTq1)
Look if we all strangled the one who said this every single time...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:45 AM (659DL)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 14, 2016 10:45 AM (WlQGZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - late at January 14, 2016 10:45 AM (XtR0g)
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Which is, of course, a prime number. Which means the Masons are involved in this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2016 10:46 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 10:46 AM (aNSOb)
POTTT-TURR
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:46 AM (659DL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2016 10:46 AM (6FqZa)
Natalie Cole.
Don't know if it counts, but the day before Rickman died, Michael Galeota -- Disney child actor --- died. (My kids and I loved 'The Jersey' when they were kids. Disney channel in the late '90s and early 00 was awesome.) Also, the actor who played the mayor in Ghostbusters.
Posted by: V the K at January 14, 2016 10:46 AM (O7MnT)
The Illuminati!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 10:46 AM (NOIQH)
>>FBI_Surveillance_Van
I'm gonna put my old WAP up as NSA_Honeypot or something, plug it in to an old laptop running some logging software, see if anyone hits it.
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2016 10:47 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 10:47 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2016 10:47 AM (VAsIq)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
The Robot.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 10:47 AM (aNSOb)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2016 10:47 AM (qUNWi)
But yeah, he was good in Die Hard.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 14, 2016 10:47 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 10:48 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: eman at January 14, 2016 10:48 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 10:43 AM (8HTq1)
If I did, I don't remember it. Not in a theater, at any rate. Maybe in fragments, on TV, where I could ignore it more effectively
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 10:48 AM (L2co/)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 14, 2016 10:48 AM (WlQGZ)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 10:48 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Lea at January 14, 2016 10:48 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2016 10:47 AM (VAsIq)
You're more than welcome to mine.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 14, 2016 10:49 AM (vgIRn)
FBI_Surveillance_Van
At first I was a little worried: The Feds are probably that stupid.
Maybe they're closer than I think...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 14, 2016 10:31 AM (5buP
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You live in GA? Cause mine is called something similar DHS_VAN2_4 (that's the honeyhole one on 2.4ghz, real one doesn't broadcast it's SSID but is 5_0)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 10:49 AM (MbrzC)
Actors and Rockers living together,
and the Mayor doesn't count?
Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2016 10:49 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Guy Who Thinks Things are Worse than Hitler at January 14, 2016 10:49 AM (Z28wp)
You got ripped off...going down everywhere I see
Oh, I didn't buy it, it's just at the station I always note the price at.
$1.48 Wed morning, $1.78 today.
It always follows that path, lowest Wednesday, then new price Thursday.
Just not sure how a falling market gets a 20% jump in the retail price.
The state I live in just passed a new $0.30/gallon gas tax for 2016.... (We have to be paying at least 0.75/gallon just in taxes along here in PA)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 14, 2016 10:50 AM (9TK8E)
*holds out hands*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2016 10:51 AM (VAsIq)
Panty-brellas
http://www.ufunk.net/en/gadgets/parapluie-sous-les-jupes/
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 10:51 AM (xBdr5)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 10:45 AM (8HTq1)
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Yes... wtf is with some of these people... didn't they take the AoS movie test before being allowed access to post?
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 10:51 AM (MbrzC)
Yes, you know it's a joke. And Barky knows it's a joke. But Barky also knows he doesn't like you, and he knows all the tricks to throw people into prison he doesn't like. Remember D'Souza.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2016 10:51 AM (6FqZa)
Same here. I wonder what it is about Thursdays?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2016 10:52 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts
*holds out hands*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
There's always one grifter that'll take anything people are giving away.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 10:52 AM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 10:53 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 10:53 AM (F26eZ)
Same here. I wonder what it is about Thursdays?
Weekend drive/Burma Shave Sign reading.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 10:53 AM (aNSOb)
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2016 10:47 AM (o+SC1)
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That's exactly what I have done, though there is nothing connected to the router normally, I just have it out there logging who tries to connect to it.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 10:53 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 10:53 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 10:54 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: rickb223
Oh, there's more than one!
Posted by: 47% at January 14, 2016 10:54 AM (VAsIq)
FBI_Surveillance_Van
I am so stealing that concept. I'll go with Baldwin County Sheriff Department.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 14, 2016 10:54 AM (evdj2)
A jury of linguists, journalists and authors in Darmstadt have
selected a term each year since 1991 which is omniscient in the press
and often ungainly or unwelcome.
"Gutmensch" was selected because, in connection with the current
refugee crisis in Germany, it defames "tolerance and helpfulness as
naive, dumb and worldly innocent, as having a helper syndrome or as
moral imperialism," the jury president, linguist Nina Janich, told the
press.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 10:54 AM (NOIQH)
Yeah, I'm going to go with "not super likely" with that, but who knows.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 10:54 AM (LzzEz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 10:43 AM (659DL)
So I gather. I did read about him. A sad loss. But when a person's rise to prominence is due solely to his/her contributions to segments of pop culture that I don't consume, then I am unlikely to even know of their existence, unless of course, they are completely obnoxious assholes in their off-stage life. (looks at Paris Hilton, for example)
Not dissing the departed; just pointing out the complete lack of intersectionality, if that is a word.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 10:55 AM (L2co/)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 14, 2016 10:45 AM (WlQGZ)
Watched the original Smiley's People BBC series a while back, the one with Alec Guinness. In one scene, he goes into a hotel and, holy crap, the front desk clerk is Alan Rickman!
Small bit part, only on the screen for a few seconds, but he looked about 17 years old.
Rickman, not Guinness.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 10:55 AM (N8xMd)
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Yes but you get the added feature of not being allowed to pump your own.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 10:56 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 10:56 AM (8HTq1)
With Rickman, I think his face was irrelevant in that his physicality was always second to the character. That Voice, however . . .
English actors, in the main, are still well-trained in vocal delivery. Americans are not, and really haven't been since the demise of the studio system. Ever wonder why so many actresses of the 1930s and 40s had a quasi-English tenor to their voices? Vocal coaches.
Now you just have whiny brats like Natalie Portman.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2016 10:56 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 14, 2016 10:54 AM (evdj2)
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Pretty sure that's too long for an SSID... by one char.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 10:57 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 10:58 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: steevy
Aggravated mopery with intent to gawk.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2016 10:58 AM (FkBIv)
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Sure, if you skip the wonky eye, the horrible plasic surgery on her nose, and her coke addiction. Worse, she makes these horrible music videos. Not sure who is the market but Paris, honey, you are not a singer.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 10:58 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Is it ok to put ketchup on a whiny brat?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2016 10:58 AM (VAsIq)
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I wish them good luck with that.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 10:58 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 10:58 AM (NOIQH)
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ASIAN DAWN????
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 10:59 AM (MbrzC)
If you didn't know. Though I'm sure you probably did.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 10:59 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2016 11:00 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 10:58 AM (NOIQH)
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ASIAN DAWN????
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 10:59 AM (MbrzC)
I read about them in Time magazine.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 11:00 AM (kpqmD)
THANK you. Would've bugged me all day trying to remember the name.
Don't know Michael Galeota, but, yeah, I'd go with the mayor from Ghostbusters, David Margulies, being #1 to Rickman's #2.
If I counted that kind of thing.
Posted by: mindful webworker - but, who's counting? at January 14, 2016 11:00 AM (XtR0g)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 11:01 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 14, 2016 10:54 AM (evdj2)
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Pretty sure that's too long for an SSID... by one char.
Baldwin_County_S_O or S_D
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 11:01 AM (aNSOb)
Not sure who is the market but Paris, honey, you are not a singer.
Probably the same people who think Glee is must-see-TV.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2016 11:02 AM (X6fMO)
Federal law they can charge you under.Than again it's pretty much a
guarantee they could find a charge on anyone if they wanted.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 10:56 AM (8HTq1)
Simple. Just name your router: "totally_not_the_FBI_surveillance_van".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 11:02 AM (L2co/)
in her Italian apartment, who was punched and strangling her with a USB
cord in a jealous 'drug-fueled' frenzy.Cheik Tidiane Diaw, 25, told officers he strangled Olsen after the pair had sex when she told him he had to leave because her boyfriend was coming back.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 10:25 AM (NOIQH)
I hope that stupid dough-head Amber Amour (the rape "activist" who got naked in a shower with a drunk guy named "Shakir" she had never met before) hears about this, because if she keeps skanking and slutting around, and tee hee, look at me, I'm naked to all her instagram friends, ending up on a slab down at the coroner's office like Olsen is going to be her future.
Where did she learn to make decisions?
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 11:02 AM (N8xMd)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2016 11:02 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Is it ok to put ketchup on a whiny brat?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2016 10:58 AM (VAsIq)
God no! Mustard on brats.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 11:02 AM (aNSOb)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 14, 2016 11:03 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 11:03 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2016 11:03 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:03 AM (xBdr5)
Unless you find bullet wounds and c-section scars sexy.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 11:03 AM (F26eZ)
To think there is 6 billion missing from the state dept during that time and they didn't have enough money for 13 extra guards.
Posted by: FCF at January 14, 2016 11:04 AM (kejii)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:04 AM (xBdr5)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 11:04 AM (8HTq1)
Oops, close enough
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 11:03 AM (NOIQH)
I've seen Die Hard many, many, many times.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 11:04 AM (kpqmD)
Rickman, Bowie...who will be the third?
Didn't Lemmie start the series?
All of them around 69-70.
*gulp* my age group.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 11:05 AM (Xo1Rt)
THANK you. Would've bugged me all day trying to remember the name.
Don't know Michael Galeota, but, yeah, I'd go with the mayor from Ghostbusters, David Margulies, being #1 to Rickman's #2.
If I counted that kind of thing.
Ok. So we are at three for singers, Cole, Lemmy, & Bowie.
At two for actors, Margulies & Rickman.
Who's next?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 11:06 AM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 10:54 AM (NOIQH)
Sounds like the German version of "do-gooder" with the appropriate negative connotation when applied to bleeding hearts and holier-than-thou leftists. I like the reference to "moral imperialism" ... no doubt from a lefty douchebag who is happy to talk about "universal values" all day long that 90% of the world laughs at.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 14, 2016 11:06 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2016 11:06 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Sean Penn at January 14, 2016 11:06 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:07 AM (xBdr5)
A jury of linguists, journalists and authors in Darmstadt have
selected a term each year since 1991 which is omniscient in the press
and often ungainly or unwelcome.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 10:54 AM (NOIQH)
Lizzy, do you have a link to this? Thanks.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 11:07 AM (N8xMd)
Abe Vigoda
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 11:07 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 11:07 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 14, 2016 11:07 AM (xq1UY)
By Grapthar's Hammer, what a loss.
Posted by: marinemom at January 14, 2016 11:08 AM (ep6ak)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 11:08 AM (8HTq1)
Heh, me, too (so I should have remembered).
That moment ranks up there with Tommy Lee Jones saying, "I don't care" in The Fugitive.
Posted by: Sean Penn at January 14, 2016 11:09 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 11:09 AM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:09 AM (xBdr5)
Barack
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 11:09 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: ThisBeingMi
That hawt stripper? She's on stage next.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2016 11:02 AM (VAsIq)
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No that's - Rae Dawn Chong in Fear City.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 11:09 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 14, 2016 11:07 AM (xq1UY)
Evidently, it was the first time he ever read it and wasn't really sure what word he was reading.
Like I always said, south of 920 on his SATs.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 14, 2016 11:10 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Sean Penn at January 14, 2016 11:10 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2016 11:10 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 11:11 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 11:11 AM (N8xMd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuvJtMj_gQU
Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2016 11:11 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 11:11 AM (N8xMd)
There are plenty of other political-incorrect facts here, like the 35 year old woman who slips out on her boyfriend to go to sexclubs (because women never do that! they are all faithful to their men, especially to men they've kept around as boyfriend orbiters for seven years).
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2016 11:11 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 14, 2016 11:12 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 14, 2016 11:12 AM (zc3Db)
Sounds the way boston brahmin john f'n kerry would say it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 11:12 AM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 14, 2016 11:12 AM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 11:13 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:13 AM (xBdr5)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2016 11:11 AM (6FqZa)
With Amanda Knox they arrested and jailed the African guy pretty much right away, IIRC.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 14, 2016 11:14 AM (zc3Db)
==%
I'd install a hologram at the rim of that stupid well the Madhi is supposed to rise from, then have a ghost Madhi pop up
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at January 14, 2016 11:14 AM (2OVX1)
As it stands right now, they effectively are arresting officer, jury and judge.
And they are starting to really abuse the privilege.
This is mostly because of politics and lazy or complicit judges. They, technically, are the ones supposed to be supervising the prosecutors but with no investigative arm and no case law or laws on the books other than a code of conduct (hah!) the judges have a tough time reining them in and little incentive to do so.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 11:15 AM (Xo1Rt)
Unless you find bullet wounds and c-section scars sexy.
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You aren't here for the buffet, are you?
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 14, 2016 11:15 AM (kXzR8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2016 11:16 AM (M+RRn)
While playing "Pop Goes the Weasel ".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 11:16 AM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at January 14, 2016 11:16 AM (l3vZN)
Translation though has it as "face that should be slapped".
Slight difference but it does matter.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 11:17 AM (Xo1Rt)
Unless you find bullet wounds and c-section scars sexy.
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You aren't here for the buffet, are you?
Appendectomy scars. Anchor Bar. Galveston, Texas 1983.
11:00 am.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 11:18 AM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at January 14, 2016 11:14 AM (2OVX1)
Instead of a Madhi, I would flash an image of a giant pork chop with eyeballs.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 11:18 AM (N8xMd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:18 AM (xBdr5)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 11:18 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 14, 2016 11:19 AM (o+D5u)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2016 11:20 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2016 11:11 AM (Zs4uk)
Are you nuts? He's babbling about numbers and symbols, and Halloween. No, I dont think the cops are a bunch of satanists. Sheesh!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 11:20 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 14, 2016 11:21 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 11:21 AM (F26eZ)
The coming Armaggedon is why O'Suck plans on living in Hawaii. Cause after the world gets blown up he'll want a big ocean between him and the pissed off people who will realize he set the whole thing up.
Pretty much on his own (or whoever his puppetmasters are) the Muj are just going along with the flow. And they're so predictable.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 11:22 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2016 11:20 AM (TOk1P)
Ha! I think you're right. Only CH wouldn't be walking through the scene, they'd come come careening over the top of that hill on an out-of-control sled.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 11:23 AM (N8xMd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:23 AM (xBdr5)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 11:24 AM (NeFrd)
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Yet another reason I'm not really interested in the "Smart Home" craze, I don't need some auto-update leaving me without you know...heat.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 11:24 AM (MbrzC)
Except for the crick at the bottom.
Vetter's Hill of my youth. Kids from miles around would come there after a snow.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 11:24 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:24 AM (xBdr5)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 14, 2016 11:24 AM (evdj2)
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Remember Justified and Dewey Crow? He was tricked into thinking both his kidneys were remove and he needed money to but them back. So, he robbed a strip club at 10 am. Didnt get much money.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 11:25 AM (iQIUe)
He was, after all, Dr Lazarus.
Posted by: Spellcheck at January 14, 2016 11:26 AM (j+aWk)
Then a hard freeze.
I had my own skating pond for about a week.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 11:26 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2016 11:26 AM (6FqZa)
I got one, because our household schedule is so strange and there's really no way to plan for when nobody will be in the house. And at that, it failed miserably.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 11:27 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:28 AM (xBdr5)
Posted by: Ebola at January 14, 2016 11:29 AM (F26eZ)
Links to some of my favorite movies with him, and some to watch
8 Really sad to hear about Alan Rickman
Link in Nov
Btw, kid texted during lunch break in school demanding yo know if it's true. She's quite sad.Said we have to watch Snaps tonight.
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2016 11:30 AM (cbfNE)
backdrop of a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip. I fully expect them to be
walking through, fighting off bears and Martians, and having a
conversation about the meaning of life.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2016 11:20 AM (TOk1P)
Ha!
I think you're right. Only CH wouldn't be walking through the scene,
they'd come come careening over the top of that hill on an
out-of-control sled.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 11:23 AM (N8xMd)
Yep! Here: http://calvinandhobbes.wikia.com/wiki/Sled
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2016 11:30 AM (TOk1P)
someone who is so well-meaning that they bend over and subjugate
themselves?
It's a derisive term, so I would imagine it applies to people like Merkel and Obama, holier than thou/PC people who believe they are morally superior for welcoming the refugees.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 11:30 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Things I think Barry may have actually said to Iran at January 14, 2016 11:31 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2016 11:31 AM (cbfNE)
http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2016-powerball-jackpot-payoff/
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:32 AM (xBdr5)
330 After killing 11,300 people, WHO declares the Ebola outbreak over.
For now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:28 AM
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Did WHO really NEED to kill that many? Seems excessive.
Posted by: irright at January 14, 2016 11:32 AM (pMGkg)
You trusted someone else to control your thermostat. You chose poorly.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 11:32 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 14, 2016 11:33 AM (xWW96)
I got one, because our household schedule is so strange and there's really no way to plan for when nobody will be in the house. And at that, it failed miserably.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 11:27 AM (F26eZ)
A moron put one of those nest cameras in their house, voluntarily?
That is some large sibling shit.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 14, 2016 11:33 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 11:33 AM (8HTq1)
they have a series that goes from a straight on/off for AC and heat to slightly programmed to full programming and they all fit the same base so you can plug them in.
I bought a spare and then programable in case I get frisky.
The best part is the universal base. Wire it up once and then just plug in the thermostat of your choice.
Walmart sells them cheap. <30.00
They use an AA battery to work and for display. Very simple.
And it's Honeywell. They've been doing business for over a century on heat and cooling.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 11:33 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: irright
We're just getting warmed up.
Posted by: WHO Doctor at January 14, 2016 11:33 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Ebola at January 14, 2016 11:34 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 11:35 AM (F26eZ)
Heh. That just sounds so funny.
Anything named "the Nest" (and from google) pegs my creepy-meter from the start.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 14, 2016 11:36 AM (zc3Db)
For now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:28 AM
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Did WHO really NEED to kill that many? Seems excessive.
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Participle status:
(X) Dangled
( ) Not dangled
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2016 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2016-powerball-jackpot-payoff/
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:32 AM (xBdr5)
Which is why I refuse to buy a lottery ticket. I'm not giving 66% of my winnings to the government to hand out to slackers, wastrels and ne'er-do-wells.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 11:36 AM (N8xMd)
For now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:28 AM
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Did WHO really NEED to kill that many? Seems excessive.
Posted by: irright at January 14, 2016 11:32 AM (pMGkg)
True story: Take any useless federal agency in this country, give them shedloads of money, and then let it be run by a bunch of leftist foreigners, with a mission statement that includes a statement of how western medicine is bad for poor people.
That's WHO.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2016 11:37 AM (TOk1P)
Now, I may have to get one of those Honeywells for the fake thermostat I keep planning on installing.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 11:38 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Things I think Barry may have actually said to Iran at January 14, 2016 11:38 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 11:39 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: donna at January 14, 2016 11:40 AM (/dSsq)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2016 11:30 AM (TOk1P)
You know, Watterson's drawing on the cover of The Authoratative Calvin and Hobbes looks an awful lot like today's painting. I wonder if Bill used it as a model?
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 11:41 AM (N8xMd)
For now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:28 AM
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Did WHO really NEED to kill that many? Seems excessive.
Sometimes you just have to sacrifice a limb to save the patient.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 14, 2016 11:41 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 11:41 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Father of Mine ... at January 14, 2016 11:42 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Grump928(c)
*****
Well, with PPACA it actually is more likely to cost you an arm AND a leg.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 11:42 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 11:20 AM (iQIUe)
The video I tried to link to had all the conventional theories and a review of the points widely discussed. The subsequent video covered the crazy theories, which I don't subscribe to.
Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2016 11:42 AM (Zs4uk)
You have an entire year to claim the prize. Plenty of time to change residence, lawyer up, create a trust, and screw Oregon. I read recently how Pennsylvania had a disproportionate number of powerball winners. Former NY and NJ peeps, no doubt. Pa has no tax on powerball winnings.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 11:43 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 11:43 AM (iQIUe)
Checked iMDB. Galeota was the star of "Bailey Kipper's P.O.V." which, IIRC, was an odd, cute show about some kid who had his family's whole house wired for video, stories were told in his video flashbacks, sort-of. Remember watching it with the kids.
1984-2016?? Wonder if he succumbed to Child Actor's Syndrome? Oh, not exactly. Wiki says "had a history of hypertension and high cholesterol. He also battled diverticulitis - nflammation of the digestive tract."
Posted by: mindful webworker - but, who's counting? at January 14, 2016 11:44 AM (XtR0g)
Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2016 11:45 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Grump928(c)
*****
Well, with PPACA it actually is more likely to cost you an arm AND a leg.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 11:42 AM (NeFrd)
At least those fuckers won't get my tonsils.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 11:46 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2016 11:45 AM (UzPAd)
It's the AFLAC duck and he's finally lost it!
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 14, 2016 11:46 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 11:46 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:47 AM (xBdr5)
"Smart Home" craze, I don't need some auto-update leaving me without you
know...heat.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 11:24 AM (MbrzC)
A really smart home doesn't need a mess of processors and software to run it.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 11:47 AM (L2co/)
They are also far too optimistic when it comes to compatibility specs. Simply put, you HAVE TO HAVE a separate power line for this thing. It just won't work right if you're piggybacking off the power supply of the air handler like they say for you to do. Plus if the battery in the unit goes dead you have NO WARNING about it. No, it just dies and you're left wondering why the system isn't working.
It had some good advantages when it came out, but now it's just more hassle than its worth.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 14, 2016 11:47 AM (eytER)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2016 11:48 AM (M+RRn)
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 11:43 AM
I thought the tax hit was based on the State where the ticket was sold, not where it was claimed or where you reside?
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2016 11:49 AM (ZQfW9)
After killing 11,300 people, WHO declares the Ebola outbreak over.
For now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2016 11:28 AM
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Did WHO really NEED to kill that many? Seems excessive.
Sometimes you just have to sacrifice a limb to save the patient.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor
with equal or greater value at January 14, 2016 11:41 AM (evdj2)
Amateurs....
Supreme Court has been complicit in the murder of 50 Million Americans by deciding that a woman's right to privacy trumps a babies right to life...
And the EPA has killed over 60 million in Africa and Asia, by outlawing DDT for no good scientific reason.
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 14, 2016 11:50 AM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Ted Cruz at January 14, 2016 11:50 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 11:51 AM (F26eZ)
I dont play Powerball alot. Usually just when the jackpot gets up to rediculous amounts.
I cross the line and buy my tickets in Kansas. Kansas is one of a handful of states that allow you to claim lottery wininngs anonymously. More important to me than a low tax state.
Not that Ill ever win, tho.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2016 11:52 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 14, 2016 11:52 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 11:53 AM (L2co/)
Jeez if you want to throw money away, send it to me and I promise that if I ever strike it rich somehow, I'll pay you back double, no triple, no umpteeniple.
Swearsies, promise.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 11:55 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 14, 2016 11:47 AM (eytER)
There's no reason to have your thermostat online, to begin with. Any software updates could be downloaded by the owner and installed in the system via SUB flash or the like.
I cannot understand why anyone would want to have their thermostat online. Not for any reason, at all. The software shouldn't be updated all that often, anyway. I mean .. it's a friggin thermostat. If it worked taht horribly that they "HAD TO" update the software today then I think the users of it would have known already that it's shit. Otherwise, it works fine and the new update doesn't really do much of anything important.
It seems that so many companies are demanding that their products be online for nothing more than constant updates to simple software that is generally unnecessary. And then you have the cable companies (comcast, at least) that actually RESETS the friggin boc every single night ... turns the fucker off and on while you're watching something ... every damn night. I think they just do it for fun.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 14, 2016 11:56 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 11:53 AM (L2co/)
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You miss us. YOu're lonely. YOu cant get enough of us. What would you do without us? Dont worry, we wont go away.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 11:56 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 11:53 AM (L2co/)
Dip in the lake? How cold is it up there where you are?
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 11:57 AM (N8xMd)
Jeez if you want to throw money away, send it to me and I promise that if I ever strike it rich somehow, I'll pay you back double, no triple, no umpteeniple.
Swearsies, promise.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 11:55 AM (Xo1Rt)
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Downside 2 bucks.
Upside... very long shot at 1.5 Billion.
Plus its fun to think about how that would change your life.
We had an office pool going. Asked the owner if he wanted in and he declined. I said its gonna suuuuuck when you come in Thursday and nobody else is here.
Tossed two bucks in the pot and said "Cheap Insurance".
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2016 11:59 AM (8XRCm)
In my case it was so I could monitor the system while I was away. I'd go out of town, turn the thermostat way down when I left for a week, then before I returned home I could turn it back up again. It's the kind of schedule that Nest's stupid algorithm wouldn't be able to work out, but I was content doing it manually from my phone.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 14, 2016 11:59 AM (eytER)
For all your lottery needs: https://www.usamega.com/
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 11:59 AM (iQIUe)
She does important, world changing work on behalf of the Clinton Foundation. She even has the classic "White Girl With Poor African Kids " picture there to prove her compassion and hard work on behalf of the poor. As usual, kids have the classic "Who bitch this is?" look that always goes unnoticed by the White Girl having her picture taken.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at January 14, 2016 11:59 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 11:59 AM (Xo1Rt)
Gonna just try the small state lottos. Smaller prizes, greater odds.
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2016 12:00 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 12:00 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 12:01 PM (F26eZ)
I did a quick search and don't see the answer to that. A state income tax would be based on state of residence. If a Pa resident bought a lottery ticket in NY, while passing through, I don't see them charging the pa resident as 'earning income'. Don't know, but wouldn't mind having the problem.
Some states only allow 90 days to redeem ticket. Might be tough to move in that time.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 12:02 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at January 14, 2016 12:02 PM (wEq+O)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 14, 2016 12:03 PM (LUgeY)
But not for anyone else to meddle with.
And they're planning those Smart Meters all over and then try to get you to buy appliances that will connect to the electric company so they can turn them off or down if they need/want to.
NO. WAY.
Am I letting the electric company determine what happens in my house. And if they then shut me off completely, then I'll buy a Natural Gas powered Generator and they can go squat.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 12:04 PM (Xo1Rt)
I understand that - that you want private online access to control it ... kind of ... but I don't get allowing some company online access to it, especially open access for insufferable updates. And, as you mentioned that they just decided to take features away without telling you ... that's pretty fvcked up. Who would even think of doing something like that to a customer?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 14, 2016 12:04 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: donna at January 14, 2016 12:04 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2016 12:04 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 11:57 AM (N8xMd)
About 85 degrees, I reckon. No thermometer to be found. I am in Nicaragua for few days. It is very pleasant right now. Breeze, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 12:05 PM (L2co/)
Interesting. Milady and I used to drive up to Kansas to buy our tix - that way, we at least had a nice drive for the money. Then, Oklahoma opened up and we buy here now - don't know if Okla allows anonymous. Often think it would be nice to resume going to Kansas for the drive - this offers extra incentive.
Cross the line from where, fixerupper, if you don't mind my asking?
Posted by: mindful webworker - but, who's counting? at January 14, 2016 12:06 PM (XtR0g)
NYT: Why I Will Never Vote for Donald Trump by Peter Wehner*
https://t.co/AKdB4EM0TE
*Bush/NR/Commentary flack. And lookit that face *shudder* www.politico.com/arena/bio/peter_wehner.html
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2016 12:07 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: The Bear at January 14, 2016 12:07 PM (szQGH)
Me too. I would have taken Him over Willoughby any day...
Posted by: donna at January 14, 2016 12:07 PM (/dSsq)
Gonna just try the small state lottos. Smaller prizes, greater odds.
You never know.
I purchase $20 a month online, then get points to enter for nice prizes,too, last week I was lucky and was one of 2 winners of a 55" tv. Made my day, it did.
Even if our teeny 2 room apt doesn't have a wall large enough for it!
Posted by: cind at January 14, 2016 12:07 PM (nRbbW)
Posted by: mindful webworker - but, who's counting? at January 14, 2016 12:06 PM (XtR0g)
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I live in Kansas City, MO.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2016 12:08 PM (8XRCm)
found. I am in Nicaragua for few days. It is very pleasant right now.
Breeze, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 12:05 PM (L2co/)
Doesn't Nicaragua have man-eating sharks in some of its lakes?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2016 12:08 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Holodeck control software v 21.458 at January 14, 2016 12:08 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 12:08 PM (F26eZ)
I bought in before Google took them over - believe me, there's no way I'd buy anything from Nest now. They don't tell you that online access is an all or nothing thing - if you want online access you have to accept automatic updates. If you don't, then you can turn off the wifi on the thermostat but then you may as well have a regular old thermostat...the learning functions on the Nest are NOT worth the price.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 14, 2016 12:09 PM (F3IIA)
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2016 12:10 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 14, 2016 12:04 PM (zc3Db)
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Pretty much every major company out there.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 12:10 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 12:04 PM (Xo1Rt)
If gas and oil prices keep going down then little home generators could actually be price competitive for power with electric utilities. That shows how much Barky and the rest of the douchebags have screwed over the power industry (and us). If home electrical generation ever gets even near that from utilities then you know things are totally out of whack.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 14, 2016 12:10 PM (zc3Db)
So, at least we know that there are some men in Germany who are not OK with their womenfolk being harass and assaulted.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/goqfhs7
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 12:10 PM (NOIQH)
Yes; Very attractive. That was the first role I think I saw Alan Rickman in.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2016 12:10 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2016 12:11 PM (cbfNE)
Very sad in the beginning, but he's great in it.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 12:13 PM (NOIQH)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/goqfhs7
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 12:10 PM (NOIQH)
Ah yes.... we all know what happens when you allow citizens to form Militias...
Posted by: King George at January 14, 2016 12:14 PM (f7rv6)
Big IF there.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2016 12:14 PM (FkBIv)
Ah, well, not exactly a neighbor, then. *waves anyway*
Thanks for the tip on KS winner anonymity.
Posted by: mindful webworker - supposedly at January 14, 2016 12:14 PM (XtR0g)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 12:15 PM (aNSOb)
Me too. I would have taken Him over Willoughby any day...
Posted by: donna at January 14, 2016 12:07 PM (/dSsq)
Me three. I used a pic of his from S&S for my blog post tribute.
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2016 12:15 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2016 12:10 PM (o+SC1)
They have a tendency to freeze before you reach the first marker.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 12:15 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2016 12:08 PM (oKE6c)
There were bull sharks in the big lake, Lago de Nicaragua, aka Cocibolca, but apparently former dictator Anastasio Somoza made a deal with a Japanese fishing company who came and fished them all out (to the universal dismay of people whose children played in the lake).
I hear tell now, that they are reestablishing themselves in the lake, by virtue of swimming up the Rio San Juan from the Caribbean. I guess bull sharks can tolerate the change from salt water to fresh.
But I am at Laguna de Apoyo, which is clear fresh water, and the only fish are small perch-like critters, AFAIK. You can eat them, not the other way around.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 12:16 PM (L2co/)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/goqfhs7
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 12:10 PM (NOIQH)
Ah yes.... we all know what happens when you allow citizens to form Militias...
Posted by: King George at January 14, 2016 12:14 PM (f7rv6)
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Its like somebody else (I forget who) posted:
"If History has taught us anything, it's Germans will put up with that shit. Up until they don't."
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2016 12:16 PM (8XRCm)
German local officials on Thursday sent a bus with 51 Syrian refugees on board to Chancellor Angela Merkel's office in Berlin, in a protest against her migrant policy.
Breitbart News
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 12:16 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2016 12:16 PM (a0IVu)
NYT: Why I Will Never Vote for Donald Trump by Peter Wehner
No way am I clicking on an NYT link. But let me guess the sense of the article:
- Trump is vulgar;
- Trump is a big government statist;
- Trump is vulgar;
- Trump has no executive experience;
- Trump is vulgar;
- Trump is pandering to the cousin-humping flyover rubes;
- Did I mention he's vulgar?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2016 12:17 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 12:17 PM (NOIQH)
If you were in the state long enough, they would claim part of your winnings no matter where you were now.
And the state you moved to would also claim some of your winnings as being a resident. And I think you're wrong about PA not taxing powerball winnings.
When I moved it was a nightmare but I had kept receipts so I could prove when I moved and how long I was in each state. I still had to pay some income tax to both.
So be careful especially since winning the lottery is automatically noted by the IRS and they share their information with the states.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 12:19 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 14, 2016 12:20 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 12:17 PM (NOIQH)
I'm still waiting for the Order o Knights from Hungary and the Transval Area to be reconstituted.... they were specifically charged with stopping the Moslem Turkish Invasions...
Order of the Dragon...
Posted by: King George at January 14, 2016 12:20 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 12:17 PM (NOIQH)
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Somebody needs to reconstitute the "Charles The Hammer Martel" brigade.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2016 12:20 PM (8XRCm)
migrant rape gangs, including the 'Hero of Cologne' Ivan Jurevic.
Standing at seven feet tall and enjoying a catalogue of world body
building championship titles the former special forces soldier became a
minor internet celebrity after uploading his account of "beating up"
migrants who tried to molest girls...
Telling of his astonishment at the behaviour of the immigrant attackers
and saying "I always thought this stuff would be some sort of right wing
propaganda. But it was real!",Mr. Jurevic was arrested this weekend
after hedecided to put his unique skills to use and joined a vigilante
patrol...
Glad these guys are waking up. F@#$ the police who are arresting the people trying to stop the attacks instead of the attackers.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 12:20 PM (NOIQH)
Rubio touts conservative credentials in new ad
The ad includes various luminaries from the conservative movement heaping praise on the Florida lawmaker. Right-wing pundit Glenn Beck, for example and Blaze television personality Tomi Lahren in the spot.
http://tinyurl.com/jdkppbk
So open borders Glenn Beck and someone on his payroll. 'kay.
And literally Tomi who?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2016 12:20 PM (kdS6q)
They'll greet the refugees with really loud guitar riffs and gutteral vocals?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2016 12:21 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2016 12:08 PM (oKE6c)
Heh. I think there are a few man-eating spiders in some of its rain forests.
Don't tell the 'ettes, though!
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 12:21 PM (N8xMd)
429 Speaking of the trifecta of British entertainer deaths, is it wrong for me to hope to hear of Piers Morgan being torn to pieces and devoured by ravenous feral hogs?
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 14, 2016 12:20 PM (xWW96)
Yes... but like an Ann Coulter 'joke'... Wrong but damn funny...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 14, 2016 12:21 PM (f7rv6)
found. I am in Nicaragua for few days. It is very pleasant right now.
Breeze, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 12:05 PM (L2co/)
Doesn't Nicaragua have man-eating sharks in some of its lakes?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2016 12:08 PM (oKE6c)
No, just those parasites that swim up your dick and embed themselves permanently.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 12:22 PM (kpqmD)
Thanks, maddog. I needed that. I feel a little better now.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2016 12:22 PM (LA7Cm)
Anyhow...this picture of Chelsie.
It looks vaguely non-human.
Replicant like.
Really weird.
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=250867
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2016 12:23 PM (ptqRm)
Nice. I would go with 'Grabthar's Hammer' in honor of Rickman.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 14, 2016 12:23 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 12:20 PM (NOIQH)
It'll be the same way here.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 12:23 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2016 12:23 PM (6FqZa)
We should release an add featuring an Ewok humping Rubio's garbage. That'll tank his campaign real quick.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 12:23 PM (N8xMd)
Nice. I would go with 'Grabthar's Hammer' in honor of Rickman.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 14, 2016 12:23 PM (evdj2)
Sons of Warvan
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 12:24 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile
Hogs with guns!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2016 12:24 PM (FkBIv)
Nope. Local Philly area fox affiliate had chart showing tax bite in tri-state area. Pennsylvania is ZERO. DE is ZERO. NJ is huge.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 12:25 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2016 12:25 PM (kdS6q)
That's a very Hillary-like pose/gesture.
There's not enough plastic surgery, beauty products, and fashion/styling to fix homely. She's like Tori Spelling....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 12:25 PM (NOIQH)
What a slap in the face!
Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2016 12:25 PM (UzPAd)
They'll greet the refugees with really loud guitar riffs and gutteral vocals?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2016 12:21 PM (6FqZa)
Do the Finns share the gods of Valhalla with Norway? I would have thought that "Sons of Simo Hayha" would be more appropriate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 12:25 PM (L2co/)
My latest Go-to is "Boiled alive in a tub of male cat piss"
So far, people seem to like it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2016 12:25 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Man eating sharks in Laguna de Apoyo that nobody knows about at January 14, 2016 12:26 PM (kTF2Z)
There's not enough plastic surgery, beauty products, and fashion/styling to fix homely. She's like Tori Spelling....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 12:25 PM (NOIQH)
But with much smaller boobehs.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 12:26 PM (kpqmD)
So the solution is not to move and then redeem the ticket - the solution is to buy your tickets in a state with no income tax and then come tax time claim it as income earned in that state instead of your home state.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 14, 2016 12:27 PM (eytER)
So far, people seem to like it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2016 12:25 PM (ptqRm)
Yes, hot TCP would be a fitting end to old Piers.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 14, 2016 12:27 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 12:28 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 14, 2016 12:28 PM (0x/TW)
Or reading Mad Magazine.
One of the two.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 12:28 PM (Xo1Rt)
http://hill.cm/fLqcz34
I don't trust political predictions from 13 year olds.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 14, 2016 12:28 PM (eytER)
Yeh, but it's the features themselves that seem artificial.
Bordering almost on very well done supermarionation. (ala Captain Scarlett)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2016 12:29 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2016 12:14 PM (FkBIv)
Figuring 5 kwH/gallon of gasoline and gas prices around $2/gallon, home generation is already just a little over twice utility rates.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 14, 2016 12:29 PM (zc3Db)
****
For Piers Morgan that may just be a typical spa day.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 12:29 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 12:28 PM (8HTq1)
Well just like this years SOTU address was the lowest rated ever, so would be next year's Oscars..PAR for the course
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 12:29 PM (gf8BH)
Finnish border last year, as coach-loads of refugees were pelted with
rocks and fireworks by Finnish nationalists as they attempted to cross
the frontier. A petrol bomb was also thrown...
Sounds like our MSM has been under-reporting resistance to mass immigrants/refugees, eh? Like pro-life rallies --- did it happen if no one from the media shows up?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 12:29 PM (NOIQH)
And they are all the worst of the worst
So this asshole in the White House will empty Gitmo no matter what
And we are giving weapons to Qatar?
My Fuckin G-D
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 10:10 AM (gf8BH)
Barry the fairy openly hates this country and is doing everything he can to weaken or destroy it. None of what he does surprises me. The total lack of opposition is disgusting.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2016 12:29 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 14, 2016 12:29 PM (N19om)
Posted by: Chris Rock at the Oscars at January 14, 2016 12:30 PM (UzPAd)
Greg Wise as Willoughby:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jhxpr49
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2016 12:30 PM (M+RRn)
Depends on the state where you live(d). See my above comment.
Some states will claim you were resident for tax purposes if YOU can't prove you weren't in the state for enough time to be considered a resident.
And they WILL demand documentation and disallow a lot or all of it and send you a bill anyway.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 14, 2016 12:31 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2016 12:31 PM (gW5Vg)
"I always thought this stuff would be some sort of right wing
propaganda. But it was real!"
Rather appropriate we're talking about Alan Rickman today.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2016 12:31 PM (X6fMO)
Pennsylvania ticket says nothing remotely like that. Every state apparently has different rules. See powerball dot com for more details in its FAQ section.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 12:32 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 12:32 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2016 12:31 PM (gW5Vg)
You waste time with the blog post you have, not the blog post you wish you had.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 12:32 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2016 12:33 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 14, 2016 10:17 AM (F26eZ)
Maybe he died 3 days earlier and just wasn't aware of it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2016 12:34 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2016 12:35 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 12:32 PM (kpqmD)
That should be on the front page somewhere. Lol.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2016 12:35 PM (gW5Vg)
It happens. Buzzion's gone on for months now without realizing it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2016 12:35 PM (8ZskC)
Tomi Lahren
I don't trust political predictions from 13 year olds.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks
Now now, she went to college. University of Nevada, Las Vegas '14.
A Keno/Poli Sci double major.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2016 12:35 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 12:32 PM (NeFrd)
The muzzies took that to mean "gut wenching".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 12:36 PM (L2co/)
Posted by: Chris Rock at the Oscars at January 14, 2016 12:30 PM (UzPAd)
Go on...
Posted by: The Bear at January 14, 2016 12:36 PM (vgIRn)
A Keno/Poli Sci double major.
I'm struck faint by the sheer amount of gravitas there.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 14, 2016 12:36 PM (eytER)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2016 12:34 PM (493sH)
(slow clap)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread posting from his secret broadcast post at January 14, 2016 12:36 PM (4X5NS)
What should Iran do with the money barry is about to give them? How about holding a contest, and upping the prize money?
Glad JJ isn't around to see this.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 12:37 PM (fbovC)
And we are giving weapons to Qatar?
***
Well, Obama has been giving them to ISIS so...an improvement?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2016 12:37 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2016 12:35 PM (kdS6q)
Mathematically illiterate, then? No wonder she's GOPe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 12:38 PM (L2co/)
Responsible Partners in Peace, eh Barry?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2016 12:38 PM (8ZskC)
I'm confused, because I'm not a lawyer.
So, here's the question:
We keep hearing how we need Loretta Lynch and the Justice Department to sign off for an indictment of Hillary Clinton.
Why?
Why can't the F.B.I. just take their evidence (if there is any) to a Federal Judge and get an arrest warrant?.. And then, let the Judge offer up the indictment?
You know... The way it's done for any other citizen/criminal.
Jus' wondering.
Posted by: franksalterego at January 14, 2016 12:38 PM (Fh+WR)
Is there a code for that?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
*****
As if you had to ask. But of course there is:
ICD-9-CM
560.2 - Volvulus
Intestinal volvulus, a twisting in the intestine that can cause intestinal obstruction.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 12:38 PM (NeFrd)
>> on TV when Chelsea was conceived.
>> Or reading Mad Magazine.
>> One of the two.
But she's an Internet sensation! She can't pre-date the Webb.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 14, 2016 12:38 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2016 12:38 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 12:37 PM (fbovC)
he knows
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 12:39 PM (gf8BH)
Plucky little bugger, that buzz'.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2016 12:39 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2016 12:39 PM (8ZskC)
10:05 am CST ---Holds a town hall; McKinley Senior High School, Baton Rouge, Louisiana
11:30 am CST --- Holds a Twitter Q and A; McKinley Senior High School
Rest of the day sent flying home.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 12:39 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2016 12:40 PM (M+RRn)
Or reading Mad Magazine.
One of the two.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Do a google image search for "Webb Hubble" and you get a lot of pics of him next to pics of Chelsea. Compelling.
Posted by: Dang at January 14, 2016 12:40 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 12:41 PM (L2co/)
It happens. Buzzion's gone on for months now without realizing it.
Keeps trying to post too.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 12:41 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 12:42 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Haley Joel Osmont at January 14, 2016 12:43 PM (JO9+V)
Iran has announced that it will be holding a cartoon contest aimed at creating caricatures denying the Holocaust. This year, the contest's grand prize has been increased from $12,000 to $50,000.
I once saw a cartoon (don't know where to find it and wouldn't link it anyway) showing a triumphant-looking Hitler, naked, in bed, smoking. Next to him in bed was a naked, woebegone-looking Anne Frank.
The caption was Hitler sneering, "Put that in your diary!"
Some things shouldn't be joked about.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2016 12:43 PM (X6fMO)
Buzzion's gone on for months now without realizing it.
Wonder if Buzz will be in this year's "In Memoria" film at the Oscars.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2016 12:43 PM (kdS6q)
In the EMT this morning arguing with the Felon. So who knows with any certainty?
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 12:43 PM (fbovC)
Couldn't we at least sell them?
---------------------------------------------------------
Why treat them any different than Mexican drug cartels?
Posted by: Erich von Holder, K Street MONSTAH! at January 14, 2016 12:44 PM (szQGH)
Greg Wise as Willoughby:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jhxpr49
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2016 12:30 PM (M+RRn)
True. But I've always been partial to older men (hubby is 14 years older than me).
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2016 12:44 PM (a0IVu)
Glacier Girl a P-38 that was buried in the ice on Greenland after an emergency landing during WWII. Was recovered from the ice and now flies again.
http://p38assn.org/glaciergirl/index.htm
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h3eqfj7
First link to the P-38 national Association and Museum. Second link to Popular Mechanics where I first saw the story.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 14, 2016 12:44 PM (XtAzU)
Thanks Obama.
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2016 12:45 PM (szQGH)
In the EMT this morning arguing with the Felon. So who knows with any certainty?
FenelonSpoke whacked JJ, just like Grammie?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 12:45 PM (aNSOb)
Or reading Mad Magazine.
One of the two.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Do a google image search for "Webb Hubble"
*****
Maybe she was reading Mad Magazine while Webb Hubble sexed her using a Howdy Doody puppet as a surrogate. Trifecta.
Might explain Chelsea's wooden delivery when she speaks.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 12:46 PM (NeFrd)
Thanks Obama.
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2016 12:45 PM (szQGH)
It's an annual event in Iran
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 12:46 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 12:46 PM (NeFrd)
My sister is married to an Englishman 12 years older than she was and they've been together since 1972 so it worked out well for them, but Marianne Dashwood never considered Brandon a romantic figure before she got some sense. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2016 12:47 PM (M+RRn)
Maybe she was reading Mad Magazine while Webb Hubble sexed her using a Howdy Doody puppet as a surrogate. Trifecta.
Might explain Chelsea's wooden delivery when she speaks.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- at January 14, 2016 12:46 PM (NeFrd)
You are a bad, bad person.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 12:47 PM (kpqmD)
I was referring to the increased payoff, courtesy, presumably, of the $150 billion Zero is about to send them.
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2016 12:48 PM (szQGH)
Posted by: Howdy Doody at January 14, 2016 12:48 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Trent Reznor at January 14, 2016 12:49 PM (N19om)
Posted by: Howdy Doody at January 14, 2016 12:48 PM (8ZskC)
We're just having a bit of fun. We know you'd never in a million years put the wood to Hillary.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 12:49 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2016 12:49 PM (kTF2Z)
>> her using a Howdy Doody puppet as a surrogate.
Will. Not. Ask. If. There. Is. A. Code. For. That.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 14, 2016 12:50 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 12:46 PM (gf8BH)
Should submit cartoon of Hitler cornholing mohammed, with mohammed shouting, "ja, ja, already, I vill put Judenhass in the koran!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 12:50 PM (L2co/)
521 >> Maybe she was reading Mad Magazine while Webb Hubble sexed
>> her using a Howdy Doody puppet as a surrogate.
Will. Not. Ask. If. There. Is. A. Code. For. That.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 14, 2016 12:50 PM (nSW/N)
Well, EVERYTHING falls under Rule 34.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2016 12:51 PM (j4wsR)
Of course it is.
What did ravenous feral hogs ever do to you?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2016 12:51 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2016 12:49 PM (kTF2Z)
The body count keeps rising, with no end in sight.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 12:52 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Pinocchio at January 14, 2016 12:52 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 14, 2016 12:53 PM (L2co/)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 14, 2016 12:53 PM (La6jE)
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2016 12:53 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2016 12:54 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 12:54 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2016 12:54 PM (NeFrd)
------
Fuck you you little petulant bitch
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 14, 2016 12:55 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2016 12:55 PM (noWW6)
We on the left will celebrate it as justice served.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 14, 2016 12:55 PM (La6jE)
1. If Jeb and the people around him are so stupid not to realize what is going on, what does that say about him? Shouldn't his lack of standing in the polls have been a hint before now? Or did they just disregard people who actually care about the country and the Constitution?
2. No matter what he says now, are we supposed to ignore all the shit he's been spouting for years? Are we supposed to think any stand he espouses is sincere? I guess he really believes the country is that stupid.
3. Supposedly, Jeb and Christie are going to team up to take out Rubio. I'm no fan of Rubio but are we supposed to be impressed by these two liberal dweebs? Is that going to divert attention from their own crap? Do they have any idea that the base wants someone who fights against TFG and his minions? We've already seen McCain who spent more of his campaign attacking Republicans than the Dems and how that gave us TFG.
I am so sick of these pieces of shit thinking we are that stupid.
Posted by: JTB at January 14, 2016 12:55 PM (FvdPb)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2016 12:55 PM (Nwg0u)
We on the left will celebrate it as justice served.
Psssst - blacks. See how the dems think? Brown over black.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 12:57 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2016 12:57 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 12:58 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: Woody at January 14, 2016 12:58 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 12:58 PM (N8xMd)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at
============
You werent around when the leftards had their Anne Frank Parody Blog, were you?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 14, 2016 12:59 PM (iQIUe)
Man who spent years claiming American is not exceptional claims America is exceptional.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 12:59 PM (659DL)
>> all the shit
he's been spouting for years? Are we supposed to think
>> any stand he
espouses is sincere? I guess he really believes the
>> country is that
stupid.
2012 POTUS election = the country is that stupid. Q.E.D.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 14, 2016 01:00 PM (nSW/N)
Billboards and insincere messaging.
WINNER!!!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2016 01:00 PM (659DL)
-
That's right, Yeb. You just need to find the right lie.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2016 01:00 PM (Nwg0u)
I am so sick of these pieces of shit thinking we are that stupid.
Posted by: JTB at January 14, 2016 12:55 PM (FvdPb)
"Oh, so this is the shit I have to say to get the rubes on board? OK."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2016 01:00 PM (oKE6c)
According to what I read at the powerball dot com FAQ page citizenship is not required to claim winning prize.
So that's probably how to get around the state tax requirement.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 01:01 PM (fbovC)
He certainly hopes so. I'm sure his consultants told him it was a lead pipe cinch to work.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2016 01:01 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2016 01:00 PM (Nwg
Yeah, it's the messaging. Also the marketing.
Yeb, face it. The dogs don't like the dog food. No amount of marketing or messaging is going to change that fact.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2016 01:01 PM (oKE6c)
Jeb! is lying. He knew about it, he just chose to ignore it. But being at 3% in all the polls after spending $100 million maybe is waking him up rudely.
Expect Jeb! to start campaigning as an "outsider" real soon now.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2016 01:02 PM (N8xMd)
****
ESPN complained that Brett Favre in the audience failed to applaud vigorously enough when Bruce Jenner insisted he was a courageous woman.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2016 01:02 PM (NeFrd)
I
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 12:58 PM (LzzEz)
Sure, made from the plentiful Benadryl flower.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 01:02 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Jeb! billboard at January 14, 2016 01:02 PM (FkBIv)
There were Repumpkins in the audience?
Why? Were they lost?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 14, 2016 01:02 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 14, 2016 01:03 PM (nSW/N)
failed to applaud vigorously enough when Bruce Jenner insisted he was a
courageous woman.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2016 01:02 PM (NeFrd)
Please tell me you're making that up.
Lie if necessary.
Thanks.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2016 01:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jeb! billboard at January 14, 2016 01:04 PM (oKE6c)
He's going to turn up the dial to 11.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2016 01:04 PM (8ZskC)
This is good in this way: this will provide empirical evidence of the asymmetry between Muslim and Western cultures. No one's going to try to shoot up their contest.
Posted by: Ted Rall at January 14, 2016 01:05 PM (N19om)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 14, 2016 01:05 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2016 01:00 PM (Nwg
Yeah, it's the messaging. Also the marketing.
Yeb, face it. The dogs don't like the dog food. No amount of marketing or messaging is going to change that fact.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2016 01:01 PM (oKE6c)
Yup. If the product is shit, changing the packaging and having a slicker ad campaign won't stop the product from being shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 01:05 PM (kpqmD)
I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy. Prezzy Bitch whining after he's torn down the country for 7 years he wants everyone to pretend everything is just peachy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2016 01:05 PM (493sH)
Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2016 01:05 PM (zt+N6)
Anti hunters on twitter outraged that another lion has been killed by an evil hunter.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h62acbb
The researchers in Canada named the lion 'Sandy' when they attached a GPS tracker to the animal.
Posted by: Benson, C.46 at January 14, 2016 01:05 PM (BT7Mi)
2. No matter what he says now, are we supposed to ignore all the shit he's been spouting for years? Are we supposed to think any stand he espouses is sincere? I guess he really believes the country is that stupid.
3. Supposedly, Jeb and Christie are going to team up to take out Rubio. I'm no fan of Rubio but are we supposed to be impressed by these two liberal dweebs? Is that going to divert attention from their own crap? Do they have any idea that the base wants someone who fights against TFG and his minions? We've already seen McCain who spent more of his campaign attacking Republicans than the Dems and how that gave us TFG.
I am so sick of these pieces of shit thinking we are that stupid.
Posted by: JTB at January 14, 2016 12:55 PM (FvdPb)
re:1 - You see it's not that they actually care, it just that they're saying missed it strategically speaking...and of course they did that because besides not actually caring one bit, they're blind as fuck.
re:2 - Yes he does believe you are that stupid.
re:3 - "I'm no fan of Rubio but are we supposed to be impressed by these two liberal dweebs? " - Your suppose be impressed that they will fight one of their own or something...again because you are stupid. "Do they have any idea that the base wants someone who fights against TFG and his minions?" - they have some idea about that... now...at least that that's the act you want to see... but you know again you're stupid, they know better, but for the sake of trying to win they will attempt to play-act a little so that you think they're doing what you want.
It's a joke, and they want it to be on you, only this round it looks like no matter what they try (so far) it's on them.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 01:05 PM (MbrzC)
El Jeb-O, dressed in black vaquero outfit with silver trim, sombrero hanging on his back.
El Jeb-O: Knit like the wind, Grandmother!!! The fate of the campaign depends on your nimble fingers!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2016 01:06 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: JTB at January 14, 2016 01:06 PM (FvdPb)
Haha trust me, me and Mr. Benadryl are well acquainted.
I've run through all the antihistamines and can't find anything that works. Zyrtec helps, but knocks me out. Claritin does absolutely nothing. Allegra gives me headaches. Benadryl...well that might as well sleeping pill.
I also do flonase and zaditor, but those don't really help the sneezing and coughing.
Basically, I'm at the point where I'm willing to try voodoo so I can function.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 01:06 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2016 01:06 PM (8ZskC)
****
ESPN complained that Brett Favre in the audience failed to applaud vigorously enough when Bruce Jenner insisted he was a courageous woman.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2016 01:02 PM (NeFrd)
If he'd been the first to stop, the Gaystapo would have dragged him out back and injected him with HIV-infected blood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 01:07 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2016 01:08 PM (FkBIv)
FBI_Surveillance_Van
At first I was a little worried: The Feds are probably that stupid.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 14, 2016 10:31 AM (5buP
I give you the F... B.... I
Posted by: Hans Gruber at January 14, 2016 01:08 PM (T011J)
Mr. Obama, I knew Joseph Stalin, and Mr. Obama, you are no Joseph Stalin.
Posted by: Benson, C.46 at January 14, 2016 01:08 PM (BT7Mi)
failed to applaud vigorously enough when Bruce Jenner insisted he was a
courageous woman.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2016 01:02 PM (NeFrd)
Please tell me you're making that up.
Lie if necessary.
Thanks.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2016 01:03 PM (oKE6c)
Sorry. But its true. It was the entire presmise behind the first episode of South Park this season.
Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2016 01:08 PM (zt+N6)
Basically, I'm at the point where I'm willing to try voodoo so I can function.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 01:06 PM (LzzEz)
Have you been to an allergist?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 14, 2016 01:08 PM (kpqmD)
According to the groundhog we have five more weeks of Winter Sunset.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2016 01:09 PM (8ZskC)
It looks like her head is unbalanced. All face and nothing behind the ears. Bill looks similar. Could it be an effect of plastic surgery?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 14, 2016 01:09 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Chelfred E. Clintman at January 14, 2016 01:10 PM (N19om)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2016 12:51 PM (j4wsR)
"Ewok Delight", with a shirtless Han Solo on the cover, is not canon.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 14, 2016 01:10 PM (VdICR)
I married a very sweet local honey, who has been great for me in many ways, but she hasn't done anything with regard to pollen season.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2016 01:10 PM (noWW6)
I also do flonase and zaditor, but those don't really help the sneezing and coughing.
Basically, I'm at the point where I'm willing to try voodoo so I can function.
I am soooo there with you on all of the drugs. Nothing works any more.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 01:11 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 14, 2016 01:12 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2016 01:06 PM (8ZskC)
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Keep seeing all these stories about Jeb's consultants and what not. Some leadership Jeb! is showing as guy ultimately in charge of his campaign for keeping all these people around after failure after failure huh? Speaks to how well he'd manage his cabinet don't you think.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 01:12 PM (MbrzC)
I mean, I understand why they wouldnt want to give me credit for it which is true, he said.
Give HIM Credit? When all he has done is try to destroy it!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 01:12 PM (gf8BH)
Not in a long time. The coughing's getting worse though so I think I need to schedule an apt and look into adding some asthma meds on top of everything. Every year I say I'm going to do the shots, and then it's suddenly December and the cedar is attacking and it's too late.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 01:12 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 01:06 PM
Immersion therapy. Get out there in the early spring, grab a handful of ragweed and snort a bright yellow line or two. Both nostrils.
I used to have a moderate to severe case of allergies, but doing something like that cured me. I told my body 'don't annoy the hell out of me over 30 parts per millions in the air, or I'll give you something to really complain about'.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 01:13 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Doctor Bombay at January 14, 2016 01:13 PM (FkBIv)
they're
>> saying missed it strategically speaking...and of course they did
>> that because besides not actually caring one bit, they're blind as
fuck.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it." -- Upton Sinclair
Posted by: Womyn, Roar, Hear me, 1 ea. at January 14, 2016 01:13 PM (nSW/N)
Lie if necessary.
Thanks.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
****
You hadn't heard?
http://tinyurl.com/favre-jenner
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2016 01:13 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 14, 2016 01:14 PM (N19om)
Dumb grrrrl power
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2016 01:15 PM (8ZskC)
failed to applaud vigorously enough when Bruce Jenner insisted he was a courageous woman.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2016 01:02 PM (NeFrd)
Please tell me you're making that up.
Lie if necessary.
Thanks.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2016 01:03 PM (oKE6c)
I remember it. They couldn't believe he didn't jump his feet to applaud a guy in a dress
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2016 01:15 PM (493sH)
Actually I have, can't take benadryl type drugs so tried it and it didn't totally cure the prob but helped with the sensitivity to the local pollens.
Posted by: FCF at January 14, 2016 01:15 PM (kejii)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at January 14, 2016 01:15 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2016 01:17 PM (DL2i+)
Ha. That's basically what the damn mountain cedar does for us all on its own. Have you seen the pictures? It looks like smoke.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 01:17 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 01:17 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2016 01:17 PM (kTF2Z)
I'm going to try. Can't make it worse, right?
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 01:18 PM (bYGAR)
Borax kills the hell out of mold.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 01:18 PM (fbovC)
He not only said the Republicans did not applaud that the US Military was the strongest in the World but, and get this:
I mean, I understand why they wouldnt want to give me credit for it which is true, he said.
That's like a rapist complaining his victim didn't give him credit for her orgasm.
Posted by: Woody at January 14, 2016 01:19 PM (X6fMO)
Watchdogs warn tactic is possibly jeopardizing workplace safety
And probably illegal....but since the Unions are democratic, they don't need to follow no stinkin laws
Free Beacon
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 01:19 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at January 14, 2016 01:19 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2016 01:19 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 14, 2016 01:19 PM (J2AgK)
If you can't be with the post you love, honey,
Love the one you're with.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 14, 2016 01:20 PM (nSW/N)
Brian Fallon defended Chelsea Clinton as a 'very spirited and fierce
advocate for her parents.'"
Well, _parent_. One is deceased.
All the King's horses and all the King's men, and all the expensive plastic surgeons in Manhattan, can't disguise Webb Hubbell's enormous froglike mouth on that girl.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2016 01:20 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 14, 2016 01:19 PM (J2AgK)
Iran folded to soon...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 01:21 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2016 01:22 PM (LA7Cm)
Yep. Also, you can make a boric acid solution and soak it in to materials like wood which are common mold harbors. Provides a measure of long-lasting protection against spores establishing themselves.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2016 01:23 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 14, 2016 01:23 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 14, 2016 01:24 PM (N19om)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2016 01:24 PM (r65B3)
Good luck. You have our sympathy.
Posted by: JTB at January 14, 2016 01:24 PM (FvdPb)
Yep. Also, you can make a boric acid solution and soak it in to materials like wood which are common mold harbors. Provides a measure of long-lasting protection against spores establishing themselves.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2016 01:23 PM (noWW6)
Tell me more ...
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2016 01:24 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: mustbequantum
They trying to make that prescription only in Indiana.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2016 01:25 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread posting from his secret broadcast post at January 14, 2016 01:25 PM (4X5NS)
During the 88 Olympics Carl Lewis was being interviewed about doping (that was the Ben Johnson year) and he said "Sudafed can give you a false positive for speed".
I pondered that, and then powered through many all nighters courtesy of pseudophedrine hydrochloride.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at January 14, 2016 01:26 PM (1xUj/)
It balances the humors.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 14, 2016 01:26 PM (rwI+c)
Anyone check the dumpsters for Ewoks?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread posting from his secret broadcast post at January 14, 2016 01:25 PM (4X5NS)
---
Protesting our angry voices.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 01:27 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: rrpjr at January 14, 2016 01:27 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2016 01:27 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 01:21 PM
They had billions of reasons to appear to be playing it straight and neighborly with Choom Boy. And he had more than enough time to lay another concession or ten on them.
And that's not even counting their upcoming ability to make even louder 'splodey noises.
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 14, 2016 01:28 PM (mIvL9)
Thanks. I love Texas but not so much the allergies that come with it.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 01:28 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 14, 2016 01:28 PM (N19om)
A report on NPR said that allergies may be the result of interbreeding with Neanderthals: "I suppose that some of us can blame Neanderthals for our susceptibility to common allergies, like hay fever," said researcher Janet Kelso.
So you can blame whoever sneaked out of the cave on night to see Neanderthal Fabio.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 14, 2016 01:28 PM (nSW/N)
Apparently Mr. Wehner is somebody in the Republican Party and speaks with some authority.
Posted by: Benson, C.46 at January 14, 2016 01:28 PM (BT7Mi)
Hugh Grant always plays the same sort of part,- well meaning, sort of bumbling with a disarming smile.
The character isn't quite so beta in the book although he should have been more assertive.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2016 01:29 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 14, 2016 01:29 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2016 01:27 PM (NeFrd)
How true and how sick.
Posted by: rrpjr at January 14, 2016 01:30 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: Barry Manitoba at January 14, 2016 01:30 PM (pjP2B)
It's a gorgeous day here -- sunny and already near 60. Not bad for Oklahoma in January.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread posting from his secret broadcast post at January 14, 2016 01:30 PM (4X5NS)
Peter Wehner, apparently a Bushie, has a piece in the NYTimes titled "Why I will never vote for Donald Trump."
Apparently Mr. Wehner is somebody in the Republican Party and speaks with some authority.
Posted by: Benson, C.46 at January 14, 2016 01:28 PM (BT7Mi)
I busted up at the pic of Trump in someone's yard, but at the same time it's sort of scary. People are really invested in him. If he loses, I think there's going to be trouble. Folks are getting desperate.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 14, 2016 01:31 PM (4ErVI)
It balances the humors.
-
And it would be humorous. There's a scene in one of Ceech and Chong's movies where some bimbo snorts a line of Ajax thinking it's come. Same thing.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2016 01:31 PM (Nwg0u)
I looked under a toilet once, in bathroom toilet only the wife uses, and it was black with mold. Gross, to put it mildly. But perfect place for mold.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 01:31 PM (fbovC)
Haha. I've never noticed a buzz from sudafed, but it does work quite well. Phenylephrine is basically useless though.
Unfortunately, I can't take decongestants right now though because they can dry up your milk supply.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 01:31 PM (LzzEz)
Ewwwwwwwww
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2016 01:32 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: rrpjr at January 14, 2016 01:27 PM (s/yC1)
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Then people would just bitch and moan that Trump doesn't understand the Constitution, no matter if he was just throwing out rhetorical red meat.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 14, 2016 01:32 PM (MbrzC)
A report on NPR said that allergies may be the result of interbreeding with Neanderthals: "I suppose that some of us can blame Neanderthals for our susceptibility to common allergies, like hay fever," said researcher Janet Kelso.
So you can blame whoever sneaked out of the cave on night to see Neanderthal Fabio.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 14, 2016 01:28 PM (nSW/N)
Well, at least that doesn't sound too much like a load of horseshit. I hope taxpayer money wasn't somehow involved.
Posted by: StrawMan at January 14, 2016 01:32 PM (+058L)
It's not me, GOPe, it's you.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread posting from his secret broadcast post at January 14, 2016 01:33 PM (4X5NS)
If we're going to have one more year of Moslem rule in this country, I'd like to trade for that guy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at January 14, 2016 01:33 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 01:28 PM (LzzEz)
Look up Solgar's Quercetin. Helped me a lot.
Posted by: rrpjr at January 14, 2016 01:33 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: Barry Manitoba at January 14, 2016 01:33 PM (pjP2B)
That slut.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 01:33 PM (LzzEz)
*****
Now there's a typo for the ages.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2016 01:33 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
What eez problem, comrade Favre? You not applaudink my speetch with proper level of enthusiasm.
Posted by: Josef Caitlin at January 14, 2016 01:33 PM (N19om)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 14, 2016 01:31 PM
Any way you slice it, Trump losing is going to cause problems. Worse than his followers getting upset would be the damage that Crazy Uncle Bernie or Shrillery might cause, not to mention the fuster-clucks who profess to call themselves "Republicans."
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 14, 2016 01:34 PM (mIvL9)
And for that reason I want them punished at some point.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 14, 2016 01:34 PM (4ErVI)
He can look down on it from the thirty third floor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2016 01:36 PM (FkBIv)
Yeah, Captain, there's a few yard chores I should go out and do today while it's nice. Unfortunately, the nice weather just makes me want to take a nap.
Getting up early to a screaming cat might have something to do with that, too.
Posted by: mindful webworker - okie by me at January 14, 2016 01:36 PM (XtR0g)
Posted by: MrScribbler
I'll have you know that the GOP establishment is true, supportive and willing to work as a team.
Posted by: Sen. Mikey Castle (R- DE) at January 14, 2016 01:36 PM (326rv)
I'm sure the conversation has moved on, but I thought that guy was way more attractive than alan rickman.
But he had annoying mannerisms and was a liar who took advantage of others and cared only for himself. Brandon was the better man.
But I always felt kind of bad for him because Maryanne was so obviously settling at that point. So I never really knew what to make of them. It didn't help that in the movie, she was age appropriate for jane austen and alan rickman was probably in his 40s, unlike Emma Thompson who was awfully old for that part.
Posted by: Lea at January 14, 2016 01:36 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2016 01:37 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 14, 2016 01:34 PM (4ErVI)
A lot of people need some punishing at this point, and a lot of people want to see some punishing. That explains much of the appeal of Trump.
Posted by: rrpjr at January 14, 2016 01:37 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2016 01:37 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2016 01:37 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Neanderthal Paolo at January 14, 2016 01:37 PM (nSW/N)
*****
Now there's a typo for the ages.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
Come for the humor, stay for the typos.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 01:37 PM (aNSOb)
Let me guess. Does the word, "poopyhead" appear in the article?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2016 01:38 PM (8ZskC)
Mr. Rickman's passing has reopened the pool.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at January 14, 2016 01:38 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 01:38 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Sen. Mikey Castle (R- DE) at January 14, 2016 01:36 PM
If the election goes as they plan, I expect to see them installing Poppin' Fresh as a replacement for Rinse Pubis. The Corpulent "Captain" has been a most faithful GOPe adherent, even if he hasn't yet openly endorsed Heb!
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 14, 2016 01:38 PM (mIvL9)
Autocucumber is funded by Pepsico.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 01:38 PM (aNSOb)
and Barack Obama for letting these brave men die without even lifting a
finger to help?"
Being a Democrat helps.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 14, 2016 01:39 PM (Kucy5)
If we're going to have one more year of Moslem rule in this country, I'd like to trade for that guy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at January 14, 2016 01:33 PM (1xUj/)
________
He's been dealing with refugees his whole life (including Palis gunning for him). Can't imagine Obama and his coterie believing that they know better. Abdullah's education makes Obama and crew look like the amateurs that they are. Sad that Abdullah, Sisi and Netanyahu are treated so badly by this clown crew administration.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 14, 2016 01:40 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at January 14, 2016 01:40 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2016 01:40 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at January 14, 2016 01:33 PM (1xUj/)
Ah please..He is no prize. He is 1/2 the man his father was and his father was no Churchill.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 01:40 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at January 14, 2016 01:40 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at January 14, 2016 01:40 PM (1xUj/)
Mr. Rickman's passing has reopened the pool.
Yes. Cole, Lemmy, Bowie.
Now Margulies, Rickman, & ???
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2016 01:40 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2016 01:41 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at January 14, 2016 01:41 PM (m9V0o)
I thought his father was Sir Alec Guinness.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2016 01:41 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 14, 2016 01:41 PM (N19om)
that failure to vigorously and enthusiastically cheer for insanity is
rapidly headed toward becoming a capital crime. I don't like where this
is heading.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
=======
The leftists in this country, upon seeing the cheering, the crying, the enthusiasm for Dear Leader in North Korea really do think it is honest, spontaneous and heartfelt.
Remember: They are stupid, stupid people who have absolutely no ability to even consider the possibility that someone else thinks differently than them and has legitimate reasons for doing so.
So, forcing someone to "clap loudest" for the cause is not coercion--it's allowing your true beliefs to show.
They're giving you the freedom to drive out the wrong-thoughts you really didn't believe anyway.
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 14, 2016 01:42 PM (fQ/0p)
Covered and covered. See my #180 (even though I had to be reminded of Cole's name) and #251.
Posted by: mindful webworker - a head of the curve at January 14, 2016 01:42 PM (XtR0g)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at January 14, 2016 01:42 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2016 01:43 PM (kTF2Z)
Somebody forget to wake up ace?
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2016 01:38 PM (8HTq1)
I suspect there's some sort of Ewok Pon Farr at work here.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 14, 2016 01:43 PM (4ErVI)
It needs to feel wanted and needed. You can also train it to espeak any language. Work with your spell checker like you work your favorite saddle horse, or bird dog, or even your wing man.
Always with love, not hate. Train your spell checker like you would train a fine wife and she will support you forever and ever.
Posted by: Benson, C.46 at January 14, 2016 01:44 PM (BT7Mi)
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2016 01:44 PM (a0IVu)
Been sentenced to a penile colony, eh?
Damn, boy, hope you get better suddenly!
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 14, 2016 01:45 PM (mIvL9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 14, 2016 01:45 PM (0O7c5)
applaud when he insisted America is the world's strongest and most
powerful nation.
>>ESPN complained that Brett Favre in the audience failed to applaud
vigorously enough when Bruce Jenner insisted he was a courageous woman.
If not already mentioned, North Korean citizens tried to publicly out-mourn each other over Kim Jong Il's death to avoid punishment for "insincere mourning."
Is that what Obama is angling for?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 01:46 PM (NOIQH)
Note that some of these recipes come out of the boatbuilding community, who tend to add further things like glycol to get the boric acid solution to more deeply penetrate the wood fibers. I wouldn't use that in a household application. Messy.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2016 01:47 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2016 01:47 PM (bYGAR)
"Haley embodies the kind of party Ryan in particular is trying to build: even-tempered, reform-minded, pro-business and open to minorities."
Note the calumny here: the non=Ryan party is therefore distemperate, anti-business, hates those darkies, and hates reform. Reform being defined as "moving to the left."
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 14, 2016 01:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The cat that just pissed at January 14, 2016 01:48 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 14, 2016 01:48 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at January 14, 2016 01:48 PM (N19om)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 14, 2016 01:48 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2016 01:49 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2016 01:49 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: HH at January 14, 2016 01:50 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 14, 2016 01:50 PM (kXzR8)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at January 14, 2016 01:50 PM (m9V0o)
Went through that after the Prostate cancer surgery.
Hook up the little travel bag, slide it into a regular shopping bag and away you go.
Of course, I was wearing shorts at the time so the little plastic tube going into the shopping bag was easier to control and hide.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2016 01:51 PM (ptqRm)
Is that what Obama is angling for?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2016 01:46 PM (NOIQH)
--
I promise to be extremely emotional at Obama's funeral. The sooner it is, the greater my emotion.
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2016 01:51 PM (cbfNE)
It all started when I watched the movie, "Dr. Strangelove, and how I came to love the bomb." and the character playing the US president does a long telephone conversation with the Russian President just like Bob Newhart, and I was tormented 'cuz I couldn't remember Bob Newhart's name. Drove me crazy. How do you look up, google up a name you can't remember?
Posted by: Benson, C.46 at January 14, 2016 01:51 PM (BT7Mi)
Posted by: mindful webworker - on with the day at January 14, 2016 01:51 PM (XtR0g)
Does she count? I mean Rickman and Bowie were huge, but Natalie Cole?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 14, 2016 01:52 PM (39g3+)
--
Damn it Smythiers, they're on to us. They've figured it out.
Posted by: Benson, C.46 at January 14, 2016 01:53 PM (BT7Mi)
Make sure to go for the "low five" instead of "high five" so as to retain the proper decorum
.Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 14, 2016 01:54 PM (GDulk)
So... did you ever remember it?
Posted by: mindful webworker - on with the day at January 14, 2016 01:54 PM (XtR0g)
Under the water tank. And the wall behind the toilet. I just checked mine again. Black. So I mixed up about four ounces of borax and 12 ounces of hot water, filled spray bottle. I wiped off blackness then sprayed the hell out of the area. I'll repeat daily for a week just to be sure.
The wife has been complaining about her eyes watering a lot lately. Probable cause.
Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 14, 2016 01:54 PM (fbovC)
The Miami Herald is reporting that the GOP-approved, Spanish-language version of the SOTU response speech differed in some very significant ways.
The English-language version said we must secure our borders and stop illegal immigration.
The Spanish-language version said we must enact a legislative solution that will "offer a permanent and humane solution to those who live in the shadows" -- i.e., amnesty.
Un-f*cking-believable how the backstabbing GOPe thought they were going to get away with talking out of both sides of their corrupt mouths.
And they wonder why Trump's numbers are so high.
http://tinyurl.com/hwgep9k
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 14, 2016 01:55 PM (a31sM)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 14, 2016 01:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 14, 2016 01:57 PM (39g3+)
Pete Wehner used to pen excellent, devastating disassemblies of Dem nonsense about Iraq and the GWOT, in his WH days. These gems were, of course, distributed *only* internally - rarely saw any element of them in the public square. Part of the still-unfathomable Bush public information strategy of silence in the face of hallucinogenic media and Dem distortion and slander of the country and its policies.
Since then, only times I've seen his stuff, it has been the perfect model of clueless Beltway GOP silliness. All emotion and mythology and signalling, no substance or insight.
Note: there was no anger or intolerance involved in the writing of this comment. No delicate sensibilities of ignorant, NPR-listening lightweights were deliberately ruffled in the making of this comment.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2016 01:58 PM (QDnY+)
I've developed a callus on one of my big toes, thanks to all the walking I've been doing. It's started bleeding, meaning the pressure has broken blood vessels inside the callus. I'm going to the doctor this afternoon to see what to do to avoid an infection or an (gulp) amputation.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread posting from his secret broadcast post at January 14, 2016 01:59 PM (4X5NS)
Ditto. There may even be dancing.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at January 14, 2016 01:59 PM (m9V0o)
ever see him again. He'd take the lump sum, buy an island, stock it
with lesbians and Valu-Rite, and just disappear.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 14, 2016 01:56 PM (39g3+)
I think a NTTAWWT is mandatory after that statement.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2016 01:59 PM (L2co/)
That's Peter Sellers, but yes, Newhart does similar skits (coastguard who has to deal with a bomb that washes up on shore?)
Posted by: Merkin Muffley at January 14, 2016 02:00 PM (N19om)
How did you hear about my foot problem? I had only posted on my Facebook page... Oh, never mind, Polliwogette's a friend of mine there.
Carry on.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread posting from his secret broadcast post at January 14, 2016 02:06 PM (4X5NS)
Such simple concepts, so well done. The man is brilliant.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 14, 2016 02:07 PM (39g3+)
Good catch, TrivialPursuer. And yes, wow. Well, "wow" would have been appropriate, say, 10 years ago? By now? Just another day in an unrecognizable place that physically resembles the US.
I especially like "legislative solutions" to, um, unenforced laws. Which, for those new to the topic, are, um, based on previous "legislation".
This is the poison (the Alien acid blood) that has hollowed out the civic culture and the institutions and probably will never be expunged in our lifetimes. If words don't mean what they mean, and that is to be decided by the whim of judges and temporary office-holders, and laws are to be enforced only at the whim of the same parties, then there is no rule of law, and equally important hardly any means to rectify the situation.
Save for one thing: elections that actually have consequences. Problem, when the electorate is dumbed-down and lazy, there is no press, and the inertial wealth and security of US society (for now) ensures that the worst (leading edge) aspects of decline are limited to the fringes, or select groups. Toss in an audaciously irresponsible make-believe public finance and monetary system (both of recent vintage), and you have the formula for a long, slow burning times. Which is what we're in right now.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2016 02:07 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2016 12:40 PM (M+RRn)
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That's when he'll claim that he's a natural-born Kenyan. And he'll have a birth certificate to prove it.
Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2016 02:10 PM (Fmupd)
This is the key. We've had lying corrupt politicians in the past. We've had cronyism between mega corps and the government before. We've suffered incompetent radicals in high office. We've had stupid, corrupt, and extremist judges making crazy rulings in our history.
What's new now is the public is so stupid, so government reliant, so weak, so emasculated, so ignorant of history and economics, and so incapable of rising to any challenge that its all coming down. That's the real cascade; not preference, but misery. The stupid, the hapless, the ignorant, and the lazy have become the majority and further have enough power to control what we get and where we go as a country. And that spells disaster for the republic.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 14, 2016 02:11 PM (39g3+)
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