Overnight Open Thread (8 Jan 2016)

I think I've seen this movie before. It won't end well. Fannie Mae rolls out easy mortgage, catering to high-risk immigrants. I think it's worse actually.

At least before the crisis, your income had to be your own. But now, as a renter, you can get a conventional home loan backed by Fannie by claiming other people's income. That's right: You can use your apartment roommate's paycheck to augment your qualifying income. Or your abuela.
You can even claim the earnings of people who are not occupants, such as your parents, under this program.
You don't have to bring much financial wherewithal to the table. You can even live in government-subsidized housing.
Just as long as you round up enough income-earners and pool finances to help meet the debt-to-income ratio of 43%.

Shoes

Its been awhile since we've talked shoes on the ONT but you probably should never wear your shoes inside the house.

A study done by the University of Arizona found an average of 421,000 different bacteria on shoes. Coliforms, a bacterial indicator of the level of sanitation of foods and water (and universally present in feces), were detected on the bottoms of 96% of shoes.

In addition, E. coli was detected on 27% of the shoes, along with seven other kinds of bacteria, including Klebsiella pneumoniae, which can cause urinary tract infection, and Serratia ficaria, which can cause respiratory infections.

Guns

No Mr. President, the NRA is not the reason why gun sales are rising. Just look in the mirror. Its OK, you can take credit for this.

The Properties Of Camera Lenses

FBI Tracking

Um, I could think of some more importantthings for the FBI to track other than animal abusers.

The deputy executive director of the National Sheriffs' Association backed the change when he learned that many serial killers are animal abusers first. Collecting animal abuse data could help "flag" future violent offenders, as many as 70% of whom may have abused animals first.

So what does that mean if you've eaten a dog?

Tequila Diet

I could get behind this diet. Drinking tequila could help you lose weight. It could be beneficial for people with type 2 diabetes too.

Star Wars On Guitar

This is pretty good.

Cologne Protest

Don't think this will change the reality on the ground. The ones doin' the rapin' don't care if you are nekkid or clothed or about women's emancipation. NSFW. Nude Cologne protest.

War On 'Man'

Navy looks to remove 'man' from all job titles. Important stuff I guess. So is 'mankind' verboten now too?

Danger

Something tells me that when the White House and leaders of America's top tech companies discuss ways they might collaborate to help identify and find terrorists on the internet, the definition of what a terrorist is in their eyes might be pretty damn important. I don't think they'll be going after who we think are terrorists. More like Tea Party folks and those they think pose a threat to their power.

Moron NFL Playoff Challenge

Buzzion was kind enough to start up a moron league at NFL dot com, Go to Fantasy Choose Playoff Challenge.

Search for Group Name: Ace Of Spades HQ
Password: Ewok

Dog Video

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1 Wooot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 09:59 PM (voOPb)

2 Woot woot ONT

Looks good CDR m
I'll go get the others

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:00 PM (voOPb)

3 Hello....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:02 PM (z91zs)

4 Oh thank God

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:02 PM (mSKnV)

5 evening all.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2016 10:03 PM (l3vZN)

6 Well, that's cruel. Wack his nards off and then give him a nice cute nurse.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:03 PM (z91zs)

7 >>>what does that mean if you've eaten a dog?


It means I actually did snort out loud

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:03 PM (voOPb)

8 So predatory lenders are once again taking advantage of the unsuspecting and virtuous poor, right?

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at January 08, 2016 10:03 PM (0vsws)

9 Chocolate Gun - Full-sized Solid Milk Chocolate 1911 Handgun $ 29.99

I think you are mostly paying for the case, unless the chocolate is so good it blows your head off.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:03 PM (rwI+c)

10 It's so clean and roomy in here. No weasels, stoats, or pangolins.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:03 PM (kXoT0)

11 I was hoping we'd get a picture of Milo Moire, the Cologne nekkid protester. Breitbart went full beeve with her, why can't we (I love that phrase)?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2016 10:04 PM (dvuhZ)

12 The dog on the box looks like my Irish red & white setter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:04 PM (voOPb)

13 Hoooooooooooorde!!!!!!!

Who did we piss off today?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:04 PM (GEICT)

14 "I'm going to ride to the store and then my owner is going to get me tutored!"

Posted by: Some poor, misinformed dog at January 08, 2016 10:04 PM (l3vZN)

15 ont ont ont

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:04 PM (AkOaV)

16 We were talking about drugs in the last thread. Can we piss test fucking Freddie and Fannie execs?

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:05 PM (mSKnV)

17 Shoes? You have my attention!

Posted by: Molly k. at January 08, 2016 10:05 PM (4aaDj)

18 Paul Ryan is an asshole and charlatan.

That's all I got for now.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 08, 2016 10:05 PM (WVvzl)

19 Amazon has 1lb of Hershey's chocolate for $6.99.

Alas, not Prime Eligible.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:06 PM (rwI+c)

20 Weaponizing chocolate?

When chocolate is outlawed, only outlaws will have chocolate!

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:06 PM (s5o+q)

21 Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:06 PM (s5o+q)


Heh. Nice.

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 10:07 PM (SCx0h)

22 732 Speaking of the drug ecstasy, there is research underway that shows strong promise of a cure for PTSD with just a few doses of ecstasy.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 09:59 PM (kXoT0)

I don't think it's quite as easy as just taking some X and that's that.
The article I read said that it has to be combined with therapy, in that the PSTD sufferer has to be confronting the conditions which set off his/her reaction. Then the X acts to block the onset of panic. or sumpin sumpin. I'm no expert.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 10:04 PM (kKHcp)



I will NOT be Willowed!!

this time

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 10:07 PM (kKHcp)

23 Actually... Who am I kidding. They imported the illegals; now they set it up so they can get housing. Next will be EBT and free Obamacare.

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:07 PM (mSKnV)

24 Hoooooooooooorde!!!!!!!

Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:04 PM (GEICT)


I tried to piss off some fellow morons in another thread, but then got the guilties.

A little bit, anyway.

In fairness, they pissed me off first.

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:08 PM (s5o+q)

25 Shoes? You have my attention!
Posted by: Molly k. at January 08, 2016 10:05 PM (4aaDj)

Mine too.

As for making chocolate illegal, well, let's just say that would be weapons grade stupid, so there is probably some twit out there trying for it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:08 PM (kXoT0)

26 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:08 PM (EzgxV)

27 BTW, that beautiful yellow dog looks exactly like my Max.
Except Max wears a halo, not the cone of shame.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 10:08 PM (kKHcp)

28 When chocolate is outlawed, only outlaws will have chocolate!

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:06 PM (s5o+q)

This calls for commonsense chocolate regulations.

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:08 PM (mSKnV)

29 In fairness, they pissed me off first.

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:08 PM (s5o+q)



*nods*

That shit will happen.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:08 PM (GEICT)

30 I was disappointed that there wasn't an NFL Pick'em Group this year. I was also disappointed there wasn't a Bowl game Pick'em either. And since it doesn't look like anyone else is going to do a Fantasy Playoff Challenge I did.

www.nfl.com Go to Fantasy Choose Playoff Challenge.

Group Name: Ace Of Spades HQ
Password: Ewok


Join if you would like.

A cob can put this in a post if they want.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 08, 2016 10:09 PM (zt+N6)

31 They'll call it assault chocolate.

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 10:09 PM (SCx0h)

32 Ahh, I forgot about that buzzion.

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 10:10 PM (SCx0h)

33 Heh. Beer fetching dogs. Dogs really do like to have jobs to do. They love it.


But, now that you've taught the dog to open the fridge what's to keep him from helping himself to leftovers when you're not around?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:10 PM (z91zs)

34 @10 or drugs, or conventions.

It's a nice ONT has a little of everything. A cornicopia for morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:10 PM (voOPb)

35 German chick looks like she needs warming up.

And some chocolate.

Possibly together.

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:10 PM (s5o+q)

36 They'll call it assault chocolate.


It has the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:10 PM (rwI+c)

37 The first time I ever saw a dog wearing a cone of shame I was 13.

I laughed so hard for so long I got 6-pack abs.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2016 10:10 PM (qUNWi)

38 They'll call it assault chocolate.

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 10:09 PM (SCx0h)

Men buy it for women in hopes of getting some!

RAPE CULTURE!

*throws tampons*

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:11 PM (mSKnV)

39 Chocolate shotgun shells really don't scare me bros.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2016 10:11 PM (qUNWi)

40 I have to say if chocolate is illegal it won't phase me one iota. However if they ever make jerky and string cheese illegal I will flip. My taste is more salty than sweet.

Posted by: Molly k. at January 08, 2016 10:11 PM (4aaDj)

41 Several things were forgotten.

*slickly and unobtrusively points at link in nic to podcast*

I'm kidding of course, but it makes a monstrous difference if it gets linked somewhere at the HQ.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:11 PM (GEICT)

42 I was disappointed when Buzzing died.

Posted by: Garrett at January 08, 2016 10:11 PM (kXpr4)

43 Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 10:07 PM (kKHcp)

I don't know. Ecstasy fucks with the chemical balance of your brain. As do most pharmaceutical drugs.

Could be effective.

Unfortunately, the DEA deemed it a "class A" drug so no one can really study it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:11 PM (AkOaV)

44 Barry calls me the Chocolate Outlaw.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 08, 2016 10:12 PM (GgxVX)

45 If you could get those dogs to make a sammich...
Wait, no I was forgetting a few things.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 08, 2016 10:12 PM (bA+CL)

46 Damn it.

Posted by: Garrett at January 08, 2016 10:13 PM (kXpr4)

47 Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 10:07 PM (kKHcp)

I don't know. Ecstasy fucks with the chemical balance of your brain. As do most pharmaceutical drugs.

Could be effective.

Unfortunately, the DEA deemed it a "class A" drug so no one can really study it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:11 PM (AkOaV)


I dunno. Dragging an argument from one thread to another, especially the ONT.

That might be a Barrellin'.

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:13 PM (s5o+q)

48 I am most impressed by the dogs trained to close the door of the fridge. I have had guests who could not master that simple act.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:13 PM (kXoT0)

49 I thought Obama's gun thing should've had a tote board in the background to count up all the guns he sold while it was on.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 08, 2016 10:13 PM (EDYaR)

50 I dunno. Dragging an argument from one thread to another, especially the ONT.

That might be a Barrellin'.
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:13 PM (s5o+q)

I don't think I was the dragger. More the dragee.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:14 PM (AkOaV)

51 The Second Rape of Germany

While Feminists too busy dealing with the misogynistic plague of manspreading and men not sitting down to urinate, over 1000 of Europe's friendly neighborhood "refugees" decided to get rape, assault, molest, and rape German women on New Years Eve.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10867

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 08, 2016 10:14 PM (vBeA5)

52 It has the thing that goes up.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:10 PM (rwI+c)


Um . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:14 PM (s5o+q)

53 Royale with cheese.

Posted by: eman at January 08, 2016 10:14 PM (mR7Es)

54 Housing is a human right, and taxpayers should pay for housing for everyone who even thinks about moving to the U.S.

And by "housing" we mean McMansions in the suburbs.

/Caddies are a human right too. Escalades especially. Just sayin'

Posted by: The Democratic Party at January 08, 2016 10:14 PM (9JJgN)

55 I thought Obama's gun thing should've had a tote board in the background to count up all the guns he sold while it was on.


I'd buy some more but the entertainment budget is nil until around March.

Christmas is a bitch for bills.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:14 PM (rwI+c)

56 Hah! That top pick is like Nurse Emmie with the ailin' Mr. Bassman.

Dr. says his lungs are clear but he has a bronchial infection. Prescribed Z-Pak as predicted by Mike Hammer and cough syrup (the good stuff).

Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2016 10:14 PM (ffVbD)

57 The X drug discussion was not an argument.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:15 PM (kXoT0)

58 What I've never figured out is what banks have to gain by giving out subprime loans.

I mean, I guess 2008 was a lesson that they'll just get bailed out, but it has to be something more than that.

I can't imagine why a company would want to give out millions in subprime loans with the hope of being bailed out years later by the gov't.

Would they rather make money in the near future off of safe investments?

Gotta be something more to this.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 08, 2016 10:15 PM (DU875)

59 48 I am most impressed by the dogs trained to close the door of the fridge. I have had guests who could not master that simple act.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:13 PM (kXoT0)


.....

Ha! My freezer is so full that everytime I open it something falls out. My dog won't even come in the kitchen if the freezer door is open.

Posted by: Molly k. at January 08, 2016 10:15 PM (4aaDj)

60 @13 who did I piss off? Several libs on Twitter. A state fire marshal and some 2 year old?

What about you?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:15 PM (voOPb)

61 I don't think I was the dragger. More the dragee.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:14 PM (AkOaV)


Enabler.

You may do penance by being funny. Or entertaining.

Or mildly amusing.

Or . . . hell . . . whatcha drinkin?

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:15 PM (s5o+q)

62 50 Deutsch Marks says that nekkid chick still supports Merkel and unchecked immigration.

Posted by: PabloD at January 08, 2016 10:15 PM (5CsS+)

63 That gal in Cologne sure is dedicated. I don't like to take my clothes off when it's too cold in the bathroom. I dang sure ain't standing outside unclothed during winter in Germany.

Posted by: no good deed at January 08, 2016 10:15 PM (GgxVX)

64 That tequila diet sounds interesting.

Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2016 10:16 PM (ffVbD)

65 Hi all
Now those are some weapons of ass destruction

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2016 10:16 PM (uZNvH)

66 I learned a new German word the other day from all this, "sitzpinkler". That's perfect. Barky is a sitzpinkler. The campus SJWs special snowflakes are stizpinklers, etc.

Pajama Boy is of course the poster boy for sitzpinklers.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2016 10:16 PM (dvuhZ)

67 I'd buy some more but the entertainment budget is nil until around March.

Christmas is a bitch for bills.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:14 PM (rwI+c)

I think imma get a sig 556xi soon.

My christmas present to myself. Plus a good buddy works at Sig, so I can get it half off.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:16 PM (AkOaV)

68 I have to say if chocolate is illegal it won't phase me one iota. However if they ever make jerky and string cheese illegal I will flip. My taste is more salty than sweet.
Posted by: Molly k. at January 08, 2016 10:11 PM (4aaDj)

Love cheese, chocolate, and jerky all about the same.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:16 PM (kXoT0)

69 You may do penance by being funny. Or entertaining.

Or mildly amusing.

Or . . . hell . . . whatcha drinkin?
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:15 PM (s5o+q)

Funny? Entertaining? Not me.

Amusing? Maybe.

Drinking? Guinness Extra Stout. Duh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:16 PM (AkOaV)

70 Test

Posted by: eman at January 08, 2016 10:16 PM (mR7Es)

71 Posted by: Iasonas at January 08, 2016 10:15 PM (DU875)


The article said Wells Fargo is on board. I'm sure the other TBTF banks are too.

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 10:17 PM (SCx0h)

72 Posted by: Iasonas at January 08, 2016 10:15 PM (DU875)

the govt sets all mortgage lending rules.

The banks just blindly follow. Knowing they will not be on the line for any loans.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:17 PM (AkOaV)

73 Funny? Entertaining? Not me.

Amusing? Maybe.

Drinking? Guinness Extra Stout. Duh.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:16 PM (AkOaV)


I'm doing manhattans. Well, finishing the first. Probably will have another.

Probably won't be able to type after that one.

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:18 PM (s5o+q)

74 "I laughed so hard for so long I got 6-pack abs."



Hey, fucker, I remember you!


*growls*

Posted by: Dog with Cone at January 08, 2016 10:18 PM (z91zs)

75 What I've never figured out is what banks have to gain by giving out subprime loans.

I mean, I guess 2008 was a lesson that they'll just get bailed out, but it has to be something more than that.

I
can't imagine why a company would want to give out millions in subprime
loans with the hope of being bailed out years later by the gov't.

Would they rather make money in the near future off of safe investments?

Gotta be something more to this.
---
Collapse of the US dollar, which will then lead to the creation of a one world currency, and then a one world government?

Ya know, a "New World Order".

/this makes as much sense as any other explanation out there...


Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 08, 2016 10:18 PM (9JJgN)

76 Its been awhile since we've talked shoes on the ONT but you probably should never wear your shoes inside the house.

There's drawbacks to living in a too-clean environment.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (oVJmc)

77 Well I am now a full on quitter. retired. I quit. no more. zip. done. it's over. kaput. finito. nada. ended. stopped. bagged it. skated. scooted and rebooted.


I am unshackled. unleashed. and up to no good.

Posted by: jc at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (iRJ+A)

78 #73

Buffalo Trace Bourbon Creme here.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (kXoT0)

79 I'm doing manhattans. Well, finishing the first. Probably will have another.

Probably won't be able to type after that one.
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:18 PM (s5o+q)

Jeez!

That's much more hardcore then me and my low alcohol (excuse me, session) Guinness.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (AkOaV)

80 What I've never figured out is what banks have to gain by giving out subprime loans

Well the loans have terrible terms. Lots of fees and high interest rates.

And in a rising market, if the borrower defaults, then the bank gets the property back - which has since appreciated in value a little more - plus a bunch of fees, and interest.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (uZNvH)

81 Speaking of guns. Mrs. MH has given me the ok to purchase another gun if I want one. errrr I mean need one

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)

82 60 @13 who did I piss off? Several libs on Twitter. A state fire marshal and some 2 year old?

What about you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:15 PM (voOPb)



Excellent list.

I actually don't know of anyone that I truly pissed off. Fairly easy going friday.

Now yesterday....oh boy. Yesterday I posted on Facebook that "anyone unironically referring to closing the gun show loophole will be immediately muted."

Dumbass friend from high school decided to be a dumbass. Got his shit stomped by some HQ folks, former HQ folks and generally good people. Quite amusing.

But today, well today I came up with a decent simple design for a "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" tshirt.

Which folks can buy if they're so inclined. (No benefit to me.)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (GEICT)

83 The article said Wells Fargo is on board. I'm sure the other TBTF banks are too.
Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 10:17 PM (SCx0h)


The Wells Fargo that's owned by(if I recall correctly) Berkshire Hathaway?

The Berkshire Hathaway that's (if I recall correctly) owned by Buffett, of Omaha?

The Omaha that's being visited by Obama immediately after his SOTU address?

No coincidences there at all, I'm sure!

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:20 PM (s5o+q)

84 Also, over at Gateway Pundit, another report that Obama is angling for Secretary General of the U.N.

Of course, if we're on the Security Council, he can't be S.G.

But he'll change the rules. Or simply renounce his citizenship.

/life is great when you're King.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 08, 2016 10:20 PM (9JJgN)

85
The HomeReady program is offered through Fannie Mae, which is now controlled by Obama's old Congressional Black Caucus pal Mel Watt. It replaces the bankrupted mortgage giant's notorious old subprime program, MyCommunityMortgage.

In 2013, the Senate confirmed Rep. Mel Watt to be the next director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency on a 57-41 vote, with just two Republicans, Rob Portman of Ohio and Richard Burr of North Carolina, voting in support of Watt (D-N.C.).



Thanks Rob.

I look forward to an election night this November, where Rob Portman not only loses, but spontaneously combusts and the resulting flames have to beaten out with a s 9-tine rake.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 08, 2016 10:20 PM (kdS6q)

86 Hello, my future pool boys and cigarette girls!

Got my winning PowerBall ticket today. The Horde Redoubt will be a thing, if only for 48 hours in Vegas.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:20 PM (jR7Wy)

87 I am unshackled. unleashed. and up to no good.
Posted by: jc at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (iRJ+A)

Come sit here by me and we can plot evil deeds together.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:20 PM (kXoT0)

88 81 Speaking of guns. Mrs. MH has given me the ok to purchase another gun if I want one. errrr I mean need one
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)

whatchya thinking?

I've been eyeing a Chiappa Rhino. Expensive though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:20 PM (AkOaV)

89 I think I've seen this movie before. It won't end well. Fannie Mae rolls out easy mortgage, catering to high-risk immigrants. I think it's worse actually.

And when these people who can't pay their mortgages because, as any idiot could see, they don't have the money for home ownership, they'll all whine and blubber about how mean the mortgage companies and banks are for foreclosing.

Could someone please explain to idiot liberals that it isn't just the mortgage payment. It's property taxes, utilities, insurance, tree removal, roof repair, replacing furnace, replacing hot water heating, paying for plumbing repairs, and on and on and on.

Some people are better off renting.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2016 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

90 The Fed and the federal government have been trying to re-inflate the housing bubble for 7 years now. They literally have no idea about economics, markets or money.

They do understand the dynamic stochastic general equilibrium model, and how to apply it, but they don't factor into it that people have wants, and are not just a Soviet prole end-user "economic sink" for their planned economy.

They also are having trouble explaining why it doesn't work

It is like having people who think the world if flat and think maintenance involves making small sacrifices and offerings to household spirits run an airline.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2016 10:20 PM (q2o38)

91 @77 good for you jc

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:21 PM (voOPb)

92 Of course, if we're on the Security Council, he can't be S.G.

But he'll change the rules. Or simply renounce his citizenship.

/life is great when you're King.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 08, 2016 10:20 PM (9JJgN)
---
He'll find a way to kick us off the Security Council, then have himself declared Secretary General. Twofer!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:21 PM (jR7Wy)

93
The Omaha that's being visited by Obama immediately after his SOTU address?

No coincidences there at all, I'm sure!
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:20 PM (s5o+q)

Omaha steaks?

Mmmhmmm..

I prefer Allen Brothers though

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:21 PM (AkOaV)

94 Barry calls me the Chocolate Outlaw.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 08, 2016 10:12 PM (GgxVX)

ValJar says you speak with the pompatus of love.

Posted by: Eddie Haskell at January 08, 2016 10:21 PM (JO9+V)

95 "Now those are some weapons of ass destruction "


You were really proud of that one, weren't you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:21 PM (z91zs)

96 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2016 10:21 PM (KCxzN)

97 Jeez!

That's much more hardcore then me and my low alcohol (excuse me, session) Guinness.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (AkOaV)


I wasn't gonna tonight, but I've had a nagging head cold the past couple of days that's suddenly decided to include a sore throat in the mix tonight.

So it's for medicinal purposes.

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:22 PM (s5o+q)

98 Also, over at Gateway Pundit, another report that Obama is angling for Secretary General of the U.N.

And the next day President Trump will pull us out.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 08, 2016 10:22 PM (oVJmc)

99 The Dismal Science is all about explaining what has happened, predicting what will happen, not so much.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:22 PM (rwI+c)

100 Could someone please explain to idiot liberals that it isn't just the
mortgage payment. It's property taxes, utilities, insurance, tree
removal, roof repair, replacing furnace, replacing hot water heating,
paying for plumbing repairs, and on and on and on.



Some people are better off renting.

----

Racist!

It's racist to say everyone shouldn't be given a really nice place in the suburbs by the government.

H8er!

Posted by: Shrill, Screaming Liberals Everywhere at January 08, 2016 10:22 PM (9JJgN)

101 Looking for a new .22 long gun. Sometime back the horde gave me several ideas on what I should get. I need to go shopping

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:22 PM (voOPb)

102 So Big Shoe is risking the life and health of my family f or profit! They may have soles but they have no soul.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 08, 2016 10:22 PM (Nwg0u)

103 I can't be the first Moron to notice that Ms. German Protest is really, really hot.

That is all. Now to read the Abbott thread - in case the call for National Divorce went out and I missed it.

Posted by: Irony at January 08, 2016 10:23 PM (qmMG2)

104 A study done by the University of Arizona found an average of 421,000 different bacteria on shoes.

So don't lick your shoes. I wonder what the prisses at U of A would say about my dog sleeping on my bed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2016 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

105 Dumbass friend from high school decided to be a dumbass. Got his shit stomped by some HQ folks, former HQ folks and generally good people. Quite amusing.

But today, well today I came up with a decent simple design for a "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" tshirt.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (GEICT)


...well, you're on a watchlist.

::backs away slowly making a shrugging and 'disowning' motion::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:23 PM (AkOaV)

106
Also, over at Gateway Pundit, another report that Obama is angling for Secretary General of the U.N.

And the next day President Trump will pull us out.
---

I hope President Trump does that either way.

Posted by: Shrill, Screaming Liberals Everywhere at January 08, 2016 10:23 PM (9JJgN)

107 Also, over at Gateway Pundit, another report that Obama is angling for Secretary General of the U.N.

Of course, if we're on the Security Council, he can't be S.G.

But he'll change the rules. Or simply renounce his citizenship.

/life is great when you're King.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 08, 2016 10:20 PM (9JJgN)


When have such trivialities as rules ever mattered to one such as the Lightbringer?

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:23 PM (s5o+q)

108 Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (uZNvH)

What about the backlog of foreclosed homes? The banks gotta be losing money on many of those.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 08, 2016 10:23 PM (DU875)

109 86
Hello, my future pool boys and cigarette girls!



Got my winning PowerBall ticket today. The Horde Redoubt will be a thing, if only for 48 hours in Vegas.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:20 PM (jR7Wy)

But with MY half of the winnings...
oh maybe I'll just keep the party going for another 48 hours

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2016 10:24 PM (uZNvH)

110 Looking for a new .22 long gun.

Look no further than the Henry. Smooth like oiled glass that action is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:24 PM (rwI+c)

111 I wasn't gonna tonight, but I've had a nagging head cold the past couple of days that's suddenly decided to include a sore throat in the mix tonight.

So it's for medicinal purposes.
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:22 PM (s5o+q)

Oh, okay. Medicinal alcohol is a totally different story.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:24 PM (AkOaV)

112 Chocolate shotgun shells really don't scare me bros.
---

Posted by: courtney love at January 08, 2016 10:24 PM (DLIIY)

113 >>>No weasels, stoats, or pangolins.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:03 PM (kXoT0)
---
I'm rather fond of Stoaty Weasel.

sweasel.com

Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2016 10:25 PM (ffVbD)

114 sweasel.com
Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2016 10:25 PM (ffVbD)

I repeat my invitation to go look at Bing before they take the weasel video down.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:25 PM (kXoT0)

115 Could someone please explain to idiot liberals that it isn't just the

mortgage payment. It's property taxes, utilities, insurance, tree

removal, roof repair, replacing furnace, replacing hot water heating,

paying for plumbing repairs, and on and on and on.


oh it's not just 'idiot liberals', it's a lot of people

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2016 10:25 PM (uZNvH)

116 *"Important stuff I guess. So is 'mankind' verboten now too?"*


There are already some writing guides which have gone this direction. My guess is that 'manslaughter' and 'manhole cover' will still be acceptable for some strange reason.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 08, 2016 10:25 PM (Wckf4)

117 so, whats the hordes thoughts on a sig 556xi?

Even at half off, it's a substantial chunk of change.

I can get any Sig for (basically) half off. Anything smarter to spend my money on?

I prefer striker fire, so most of their pistols are out.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:26 PM (AkOaV)

118 Speaking of loans to migrants. From what I've heard sharia forbids interest. so loans are a no-no. Rather have Jesus living next to me than Mohammed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:26 PM (voOPb)

119 ...well, you're on a watchlist.

::backs away slowly making a shrugging and 'disowning' motion::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:23 PM (AkOaV)



Yeah, that list of 72 things that can get you designated as a terrorist? It would be easier for me to list the ones I DON'T fall under.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:26 PM (GEICT)

120 Check thy mail, Alton. Hope we can make a SE Mich meetup happen.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2016 10:26 PM (l3vZN)

121 67
I'd buy some more but the entertainment budget is nil until around March.



Christmas is a bitch for bills.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of
commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:14 PM (rwI+c)



I think imma get a sig 556xi soon.



My christmas present to myself. Plus a good buddy works at Sig, so I can get it half off.



Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:16 PM (AkOaV)


Ummmm....how many can your buddy get at half-off? Last time I checked, Ace had about 40,000 commenters, and about half might have their ears perk up at that sort of a deal....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:26 PM (EzgxV)

122 BC, youse and Alex's podcast was even more excellenter this round. Very good breakdown of the campus sexual assault bill.

It was also your most profane, which is saying something. Alex had the higher f-count, but you had the best rant.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:26 PM (jR7Wy)

123 Yeah, that list of 72 things that can get you designated as a terrorist? It would be easier for me to list the ones I DON'T fall under.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:26 PM (GEICT)

who bitch this is?

No seriously. NSA, I have nothing to do with him. I don't even listen to any podcasts he may allegedly have. If you need a character witness against him let me know.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:27 PM (AkOaV)

124 "Look no further than the Henry. Smooth like oiled glass that action is."



Agreed. Never shot a Henry that wasn't slicker than snot.

Unless you're specifically looking for a bolt or pump for a particular reason.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:27 PM (z91zs)

125 No weasels, stoats, or pangolins.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:03 PM (kXoT0)
---
I'm rather fond of Stoaty Weasel.

sweasel.com
Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2016 10:25 PM (ffVbD)


How about a coati or two?

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:28 PM (s5o+q)

126 8 So predatory lenders are once again taking advantage of the unsuspecting and virtuous poor, right?
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi



That depends. Is there a Republican in the White House??

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at January 08, 2016 10:28 PM (syGA0)

127 Ummmm....how many can your buddy get at half-off? Last time I checked, Ace had about 40,000 commenters, and about half might have their ears perk up at that sort of a deal....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:26 PM (EzgxV)

Not sure there's a limit. Any sig employee can give his employee ID to friends and family and they can use that for half off purchases.

I'm not trying to push it -- he's got a good job, I don't want to take advantage of their program for "friends and family"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:28 PM (AkOaV)

128 123 BC, youse and Alex's podcast was even more excellenter this round. Very good breakdown of the campus sexual assault bill.

It was also your most profane, which is saying something. Alex had the higher f-count, but you had the best rant.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:26 PM (jR7Wy)



Ha! Thank ye kindly ma'am.

I was a wee bit pissed off. I saw where you were a fan of the phrase "dick sucking SuperPAC".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:29 PM (GEICT)

129 You no worry. We give NSA our collections on you. You screwed. You can't get away from your associations with BC.

Posted by: Chinese Agent Assigned To Harry P. at January 08, 2016 10:29 PM (SCx0h)

130 Speaking of guns. Mrs. MH has given me the ok to purchase another gun if I want one. errrr I mean need one
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)


Oh, and I am thinking of an AR platform 300 Blackout, since I always liked the idea of a magnum tokarev

Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2016 10:29 PM (q2o38)

131 77
Well I am now a full on quitter. retired. I quit. no more. zip. done.
it's over. kaput. finito. nada. ended. stopped. bagged it. skated.
scooted and rebooted.


I am unshackled. unleashed. and up to no good.


Posted by: jc at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (iRJ+A)


Congrats! Does that mean your python of a stair-rail is finally going to get done?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:29 PM (EzgxV)

132 Re: housing.

Why don't they just cut out the middleman, and force the banks to buy the fucking houses and sell them below market value? That's where this all ends up anyway.

Idiot borrows 150000 he can't afford to pay off. "Buys" house. Misses payments. Bank seizes house. Sells for a lot less than what Dumbass borrowed. Tax payers eat difference because TBTF.

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:29 PM (mSKnV)

133 Are those real hooters?

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at January 08, 2016 10:29 PM (9Ahw7)

134 Oh, and I am thinking of an AR platform 300 Blackout, since I always liked the idea of a magnum tokarev
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2016 10:29 PM (q2o3

I've thought about one for a while. Ammo is expensive though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:30 PM (AkOaV)

135 Nude German Protester Chick looks like a dude with implants to me. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:30 PM (jR7Wy)

136 That depends. Is there a Republican in the White House??
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at January 08, 2016 10:28 PM (syGA0)


That's about the time it'll come crashing down again.

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 10:30 PM (SCx0h)

137 I'm kind of in to the whole idea of buying only NATO round rifles. Ammo will always be cheap and available.

.308, .223, etc.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:30 PM (AkOaV)

138 jc, congratulations

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2016 10:30 PM (uZNvH)

139 excuse me, .556 *

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:30 PM (AkOaV)

140 Nude German Protester Chick looks like a dude with implants to me. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:30 PM (jR7Wy)


With a gap like that? Seriously?

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:30 PM (s5o+q)

141 So Big Shoe is risking the life and health of my family f or profit! They may have soles but they have no soul.
Fucking heels.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 10:30 PM (DLIIY)

142 I actually admire the naked protestor; she is protesting against people who would kill her for the hell of it.

Posted by: Pj at January 08, 2016 10:30 PM (cHuNI)

143 I'm rather fond of Stoaty Weasel.

sweasel.com


I rassled with her. She beat me.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2016 10:31 PM (qUNWi)

144 Speaking of loans to migrants. From what I've heard sharia forbids interest. so loans are a no-no. Rather have Jesus living next to me than Mohammed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:26 PM (voOPb)

Taqiyya. They have no intention of paying it, so no sin is committed.

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:31 PM (mSKnV)

145 136 Nude German Protester Chick looks like a dude with implants to me. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:30 PM (jR7Wy)

there are pics of her va jay jay, I'm satisfied that she is, in fact, a woman.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:31 PM (AkOaV)

146 Oh, and I am thinking of an AR platform 300 Blackout, since I always liked the idea of a magnum tokarev


If you're going to go that way, bite the bullet, so to speak, and get an integrated suppressor upper. One of my neighbors has one and it's so cool.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:31 PM (rwI+c)

147 88
81 Speaking of guns. Mrs. MH has given me the ok to purchase another gun if I want one. errrr I mean need one

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)



whatchya thinking?



I've been eyeing a Chiappa Rhino. Expensive though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:20 PM (AkOaV)


I'd like to test fire the thing first -- and no place around rents 'em.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:31 PM (EzgxV)

148 You morons have great gun suggestions. I thank you very much.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:32 PM (voOPb)

149 It's worth note that naked Cologne chick is the naked "artist" is the same one a while back who was "painting" naked with paint filled eggs from her hooha. Also other naked stuff. Recurring theme. Rule one of dicks and locations thereof presumably applies.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 08, 2016 10:32 PM (GMI6R)

150 I will once agin relate my sad story of beloved genius nephew who married dim scum scrunt.

I have a Weatherby .22 long rifle that I inherited from Dad, which was give to Dad by his Mother as a retirement gift, so it is a family heirloom. I asked nephew who is named after Dad if he wanted said rifle. Nope, wifey hates guns, so he can't have it. I was also going to offer him the .44 Magnum that my late husband let him shoot when he was young.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:32 PM (kXoT0)

151 Nude German protester is nice. Might need 10-15 pounds but I wouldn't complain.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:33 PM (z91zs)

152 It's Friday and I don't have my celebratory tipple. This cannot stand. BIAB.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:33 PM (jR7Wy)

153 I'd like to test fire the thing first -- and no place around rents 'em.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:31 PM (EzgxV)

My range buddy has one in .357 mag.

He's let me fire off a few rounds from time to time.

It's such a pretty gun though.

Not sure how... practical it is.

Probably makes more sense to buy a G43 and use it as a carry gun. Much cheaper, too.

But the Chiappa is, like I said, a very good looking gun.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:33 PM (AkOaV)

154 It's worth note that naked Cologne chick is the naked "artist" is the same one a while back who was "painting" naked with paint filled eggs from her hooha. Also other naked stuff. Recurring theme. Rule one of dicks and locations thereof presumably applies.
Posted by: Sporkatus at January 08, 2016 10:32 PM (GMI6R)


So you're saying she's got amazing muscle control?

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:33 PM (s5o+q)

155 Speaking of guns. The new local indoor range (about a year old) has a big sale starting. Some of their rentals will be up for sale. Would a used gun be a good idea?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:33 PM (voOPb)

156 109

Not positive, but I think the banks got TARP $$$ to cover the losses on foreclosures and short sales. Why not take $.60 on the dollar if Uncle Sugar covers the other $.40?

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at January 08, 2016 10:33 PM (g25eo)

157 Agreed. Never shot a Henry that wasn't slicker than snot.

Never have shot a Henry. They do look and feel very, very nice however.

I have a regular old 597. Gets the job done. But a lever action Henry would be cool.

Posted by: Irony at January 08, 2016 10:34 PM (qmMG2)

158 154 It's Friday and I don't have my celebratory tipple. This cannot stand. BIAB.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:33 PM (jR7Wy)



Well, Eris has a celebratory nipple?

Male or female?

I mean, I think we all know what it is in my head, but it'd be nice if reality matched up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:34 PM (GEICT)

159 Lots of young sailors probably thrilled they don't have to be called "seamen" anymore.

Posted by: Randy Weaver's Revenge at January 08, 2016 10:34 PM (P/0kM)

160 Speaking of loans to migrants. From what I've heard sharia forbids interest. so loans are a no-no.

-
What about loans to finance a bomb factory?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 08, 2016 10:34 PM (Nwg0u)

161 Guns

No Mr. President, the NRA is not the reason why gun sales are rising. Just look in the mirror. Its OK, you can take credit for this.


Big surprise, 100 celebrities are cheering His Awesomeness on. Why? Because, as we all know, people who get paid massive amounts of money for pretending to do shit in front of movie cameras, are experts on everything.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2016 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

162 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:32 PM (kXoT0)

Oh, please.

My girlfriend was all against guns until I took her to the range, brought her to a "intro" class, and rented her some 9mms.

Now she's a gun nut.

Tell your nephew to bring his wife to a range and get some training "just in case."

Trust me, chicks dig guns. They just need to be eased in to it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:34 PM (AkOaV)

163 87
I am unshackled. unleashed. and up to no good.

Posted by: jc at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (iRJ+A)



Come sit here by me and we can plot evil deeds together.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:20 PM (kXoT0)

===OK. As long as it includes total world domination and petty behavior.

Posted by: jc at January 08, 2016 10:35 PM (iRJ+A)

164 All nipples are celebratory, BC.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:35 PM (jR7Wy)

165 Well, Eris has a celebratory nipple?

Male or female?



Hopefully human at least.

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 10:35 PM (SCx0h)

166 If you only had to pay the mortgage on a house it wouldn't be a financial problem for most anyone. It's the insurance, taxes and maintenance that's the kicker.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 08, 2016 10:35 PM (MNgU2)

167 @143 andycanuck

Why are you tied up in knots?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:35 PM (voOPb)

168 Cthulhu - one thing I've always wondered about the Rhino is, since the round on the "bottom" of the cylinder fires, does this mean your hand gets more of the hot gas / bullet fragments common with discharging a revolver?

Posted by: PabloD at January 08, 2016 10:36 PM (5CsS+)

169 157 Speaking of guns. The new local indoor range (about a year old) has a big sale starting. Some of their rentals will be up for sale. Would a used gun be a good idea?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:33 PM (voOPb)

Sure!

If their gunsmiths take care of the guns (which most ranges do), I see no problem with buying one used. Especially if the price is right.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:36 PM (AkOaV)

170 Would a used gun be a good idea?


I don't know about a range guns, maybe they have had a lot of shots down them, but all of my weapons were purchased used, except the Henry and the 1911R1 I bought last year. They all work good.

There are YouTubes on what to look for when buying used. That might be helpful.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:36 PM (rwI+c)

171 "Ammo will always be cheap and available. "


You weren't trying to buy .223 or .308 after Newtown, were you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:36 PM (z91zs)

172 The deputy executive director of the National Sheriffs' Association backed the change when he learned that many serial killers are animal abusers first. Collecting animal abuse data could help "flag" future violent offenders, as many as 70% of whom may have abused animals first.

You know who doesn't like dogs? Muslims, that's who. Better keep an eye on them.
Of course, they do like goats. I mean they really like goats.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2016 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

173 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 10:36 PM (YJmuy)

174 excuse me, .556 *
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
-------------------

Keep going, you'll get it...

Posted by: Hazel at January 08, 2016 10:36 PM (Z58Xa)

175 I need to give someone the boot, MH.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 10:37 PM (DLIIY)

176 I asked nephew who is named after Dad if he wanted said rifle. Nope, wifey hates guns, so he can't have it.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:32 PM (kXoT0)

Maybe I've been single too long, but the idea of tolerating someone having that much control over my life is just... Unacceptable.

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:37 PM (mSKnV)

177 You weren't trying to buy .223 or .308 after Newtown, were you?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:36 PM (z91zs)

No. Although I did work a town over from Newtown at the time.

Whoa, was that a nuts time to be a gun owner.

Kept that on the downlow for a year or so.

Passions running high.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:37 PM (AkOaV)

178 The Dismal Science is all about explaining what has happened, predicting what will happen, not so much.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of
equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:22 PM (rwI+c)


Fnck. A hut full of drunken witchdoctors can do the same with a dull knife and a half dozen chickens. And they would cost less and do less damage.

"we do science" is not supposed to be what GLADoS OR the Fed says.

There are better ways of looking at economics, unfortunately they all indicate that the less you try to control it the better it runs for everyone. And that is anathema for the Paul Krugmans of the world who looooove that "unfortunate inefficiency of the planned economy" as long as it siphons cash and power and influence into his pockets.

. . . . Gets me so worked up I want to go down to the highway and throw rocks at cars, just to make everyone else as furious as I am.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2016 10:38 PM (q2o38)

179 Keep going, you'll get it...
Posted by: Hazel at January 08, 2016 10:36 PM (Z58Xa)

Thanks. I'm just a noob troll.

Ask cooth, he'll vouch for it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:38 PM (AkOaV)

180 Trust me, chicks dig guns. They just need to be eased in to it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:34 PM (AkOaV)

Will not work because she would never go. This "chick" is literally 250 to 300 pounds of ugly "I Know Best About Everything". She is A Liberal Attorney. She's one of those ugly angry fat smart girls that make up the feminist wing of the Dim Party.

I have other nieces and nephews, his loss.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:38 PM (kXoT0)

181 Oh andycanuck you are such a loafer.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:38 PM (voOPb)

182 "Would a used gun be a good idea?"

If a range rental it should be fine. They'll be cleaning it and taking care of it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:39 PM (z91zs)

183 If I had a dog I would train him to kill me if i ever drank a CoorsBudMillerNattyLight

Posted by: MikeD at January 08, 2016 10:39 PM (uKJIC)

184 Glenn Reynolds (John Lott, actually) Strikes Again:

WHEN NARRATIVES FAIL: France suffered more causalties (murders and injuries) from mass public shootings in 2015 than the US has suffered during Obama's entire presidency.

Impossible. Obama says the US is uniquely evil. Does France even have an NRA chapter?

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:39 PM (s5o+q)

185 Also, over at Gateway Pundit, another report that Obama is angling for Secretary General of the U.N.


Perfect. An empty, vacuous, fascist, American hating, Christian despising, a loathing of Israel; he'll blend right in.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at January 08, 2016 10:39 PM (syGA0)

186 Cologne Protest

Don't think this will change the reality on the ground. The ones doin' the rapin' don't care if you are nekkid or clothed or about women's emancipation. NSFW. Nude Cologne protest.


Know what would be more effective? Follow Trumps suggestions on Muslim immigration.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2016 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

187 Speaking of loans to migrants. From what I've heard sharia forbids interest. so loans are a no-no
-----------------------

There's "Islamic Banking" to take care of that.

Sorry.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (9JJgN)

188 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2016 10:26 PM

will do, Jinx

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (KCxzN)

189 Maybe I've been single too long, but the idea of tolerating someone
having that much control over my life is just... Unacceptable.

It's not just you ... my kids got Hi-Point 995s this Christmas precisely because Ms. Irony expressed a belief in her ability to veto said purchase.

Posted by: Irony at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (qmMG2)

190 The aluminum walls of beer cans are so thin these days, can a dog even carry a can without puncturing it now? I poked a hole in a beer can last week just by looking at it cross-eyed.

Posted by: gp at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (mk9aG)

191 Maybe I've been single too long, but the idea of tolerating someone having that much control over my life is just... Unacceptable.
Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:37 PM (mSKnV)

They have a toddler. He is the child of a bad divorce in which my sister surrendered her children to her ex. He will never say or do a thing that might cause a divorce.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (kXoT0)

192 Will not work because she would never go. This "chick" is literally 250 to 300 pounds of ugly "I Know Best About Everything". She is A Liberal Attorney. She's one of those ugly angry fat smart girls that make up the feminist wing of the Dim Party.

I have other nieces and nephews, his loss.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:38 PM (kXoT0)

Ooohh.

Ehhh...

Feel bad for the guy.

My girlfriend is/was more of the "cultural liberal". Kind of a LIV. Well, not even a LIV since she didn't vote before we started dating.

She was open to trying shooting. Just like I was open to trying out her hobbies.

Sometimes it's fun to go outside your comfort zones.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (AkOaV)

193 Will not work because she would never go. This "chick" is literally 250 to 300 pounds of ugly "I Know Best About Everything". She is A Liberal Attorney. She's one of those ugly angry fat smart girls that make up the feminist wing of the Dim Party.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:38 PM (kXoT0)

I crack a smile as my stereotypes about lib chicks are confirmed yet again

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (mSKnV)

194 Don't forget, the gummint was pushing banks to make bad loans because of 'fairness,' etc.

Barack's only noteworthy moment of legal work was to sue some banks for 'redlining.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (oVJmc)

195 I'd like to thank you all for the prayers. After 27 hours of stalled labor and then 11 hours of induced labor my wife gave birth to a healthy baby boy today.

7lbs14oz
20.5" long

Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (JewGa)

196 I'd like to thank you all for the prayers. After 27 hours of stalled labor and then 11 hours of induced labor my wife gave birth to a healthy baby boy today.



Woot!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:41 PM (rwI+c)

197 Grump928 & Harry thanks for your .02 it really is appreciated.

All of mine were new except for the .30-.30 my dad gave me on my 16th BD & the .22 I inherited fro my grandpa

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:41 PM (voOPb)

198 Congrats Gman!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:41 PM (jR7Wy)

199 197 I'd like to thank you all for the prayers. After 27 hours of stalled labor and then 11 hours of induced labor my wife gave birth to a healthy baby boy today.

7lbs14oz
20.5" long
Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (JewGa)

wow!!! congrats!

27 hours?! My god!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:42 PM (AkOaV)

200 "If I had a dog I would train him to kill me if i ever drank a CoorsBudMillerNattyLight"


*Spits out Coors Light*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:42 PM (z91zs)

201 Looks like Ward was a little too hard on the beaver.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 10:42 PM (kpqmD)

202 Congrats Gman

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:42 PM (voOPb)

203 Great news GMan! You are going to have a great number of years.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2016 10:42 PM (l3vZN)

204 196 Don't forget, the gummint was pushing banks to make bad loans because of 'fairness,' etc.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (oVJmc)



Pushing? Try it was federal law.

That's the kind of shit you get with a Clinton in office.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:42 PM (GEICT)

205 I need to give someone the boot, MH.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 10:37 PM (DLIIY)


Boot to the Head.

A classic.

https://youtu.be/Z8VD4JXUozM

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 10:42 PM (s5o+q)

206 Some people just won't toe the line.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 10:42 PM (DLIIY)

207 Now, stretch it over your head ...

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 08, 2016 10:42 PM (rwI+c)

208 197 I'd like to thank you all for the prayers. After 27 hours of stalled labor and then 11 hours of induced labor my wife gave birth to a healthy baby boy today.

7lbs14oz
20.5" long

Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (JewGa)



Congrats!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:43 PM (GEICT)

209 I'd like to thank you all for the prayers. After 27 hours of stalled
labor and then 11 hours of induced labor my wife gave birth to a healthy
baby boy today.

I hope you stayed North of the Equator.

Posted by: Irony at January 08, 2016 10:43 PM (qmMG2)

210 I crack a smile as my stereotypes about lib chicks are confirmed yet again
Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (mSKnV)

I am being very kind in my description of her. You should've seen her in a strapless fit and flare wedding gown. WORDS FAIL.

My Mom died in March before their July wedding, at which she and her family treated his family like dirt. I am very glad that my Mother did not have to attend.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:43 PM (kXoT0)

211 >> I wonder what the prisses at U of A would say about my dog sleeping on my bed.
Posted by: nerdy girl

The bacteria on a dog owners body is different than on someone who does not have a dog. I doubt there is much difference if the dog sleeps on the floor our your bed.

*pets lab stretched out on couch next to me*

Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2016 10:43 PM (c7vUv)

212 Some people just won't toe the line.

Got it covered: https://youtu.be/kCugDrgjC4g (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 10:44 PM (YJmuy)

213 7lbs14oz
20.5" long

Not too shabby!

Posted by: John Holmes at January 08, 2016 10:44 PM (kpqmD)

214 Congrats Gman to you and your lovely wife.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:44 PM (kXoT0)

215 Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (JewGa)

Congrats.

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:44 PM (mSKnV)

216 128
Ummmm....how many can your buddy get at half-off? Last time I checked,
Ace had about 40,000 commenters, and about half might have their ears
perk up at that sort of a deal....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:26 PM (EzgxV)



Not sure there's a limit. Any sig employee can give his employee ID
to friends and family and they can use that for half off purchases.



I'm not trying to push it -- he's got a good job, I don't want to take advantage of their program for "friends and family"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:28 PM (AkOaV)


So, you're saying it'd be a bad thing if your friend were responsible for 20,000 half-price firearms purchases over the course of a month?

Just kidding, btw....although I wonder how the employee discount price compares to wholesale to distributors. If MSRP is $800 on a gun, but distributors get it for $350, 20K sales at the "employee discount" $400 pulls in a cool $1million in extra sales dollars.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:44 PM (EzgxV)

217 Yes irony,I stayed north of the equator, when I could

Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2016 10:45 PM (JewGa)

218 175 Blanco B

Thanks again for your help last night re: Pale Moon and Ghostery. I run both at the office, too, and wondered about that - G works fine there.

So looked and saw that I had latest OM version (25.whatever), *32* bit.

Checked when I got home this evening, home PC also on latest version, but *64* bit.

Tried to install G again, no joy. So thinking it's that 32 vs 64 bit that's the issue.

Very weird.

Posted by: speedster1 at January 08, 2016 10:45 PM (vUcdz)

219 Hoooooooooooorde!!!!!!!
Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:04 PM

Well, the wife actually. She's been sick and I've been taking care of her.

I thought I did a good job, but as soon as she's well she says I got too drunk and left her kitchen a mess.

Go figure. I tried.

Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2016 10:45 PM (o/90i)

220 >>>I have other nieces and nephews, his loss.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:38 PM (kXoT0)
---
I'm putting myself up for adoption.

Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2016 10:45 PM (ffVbD)

221 What I've never figured out is what banks have to gain by giving out subprime loans.
Posted by: Iasonas at January 08, 2016 10:15 PM (DU875)

They get to avoid being the subject of a DoJ investigation into their racist practice of denying certain minorities loans. And then the govt can follow up with other coercive things as well, such as denying a bank the opportunity to grow among other things.

It's a boot on neck thing more than -just- a money thing. Though the potential of a govt bailout removes all risk from the bank so they then send the practice into hyperdrive.

Government- is there anything it can't fuck up...and they've lost money running liquor stores and brothels so the answer seems to be "No".

Hell, they'd probably fuck up an intentional act of fucking up...oh right, they did with Obamacare as it failed too fast and spectacularly for them to seamlessly push single payer through.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at January 08, 2016 10:45 PM (F9322)

222 Women are insane.

But if they weren't we'd go extinct.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2016 10:45 PM (qUNWi)

223 Yes, filbert, as a hoser I'm familiar with "Boot to the Head". It was a pretty funny troupe as well although I don't recall the show lasting too long.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 10:45 PM (DLIIY)

224 I've thought about one for a while. Ammo is expensive though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:30 PM (AkOaV)


Nah. .223 brass, expander die, a hacksaw and a reamer and you are good to go.
I think a light load to fire-form is called for too.

Used to make 7.62x25 brass out of .233 blank brass back when it was an expensive item, and that went slick. It was a breeze to reload too.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2016 10:45 PM (q2o38)

225
Just kidding, btw....although I wonder how the employee discount price compares to wholesale to distributors. If MSRP is $800 on a gun, but distributors get it for $350, 20K sales at the "employee discount" $400 pulls in a cool $1million in extra sales dollars.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:44 PM (EzgxV)


I wondered the same.

If they can offer a $1200 for $600 without any issues, I have to wonder what their margins are.

My buddy, presumably, knows (he's in sales), but he won't tell me. just says "margins are healthy."

So... hmm, yeah.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:46 PM (AkOaV)

226 163:Big surprise, 100 celebrities are cheering His Awesomeness on. Why?


I'm shocked that smug stupid people would celebrate Prezzy Bumpersticker. Shocked I tells ya!!

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at January 08, 2016 10:46 PM (syGA0)

227 Listening to ZZ Top. Question: Do women really go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man?

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:46 PM (mSKnV)

228 I thought I did a good job, but as soon as she's well she says I got too drunk and left her kitchen a mess.

Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2016 10:45 PM (o/90i)



Oh man. Drunk and kitchen a mess has caused more than a couple tense moments around here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:46 PM (GEICT)

229 Rule one of dicks and locations thereof presumably applies.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 08, 2016 10:32 PM (GMI6R)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at January 08, 2016 10:46 PM (cmE8J)

230 I am being very kind in my description of her. You should've seen her in a strapless fit and flare wedding gown. WORDS FAIL.

Sounds like SOMEBODY needs a copy of my world-famous Prestone Margarita Mix.

Posted by: Irony at January 08, 2016 10:47 PM (qmMG2)

231 Congrats, GMan!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:47 PM (z91zs)

232 #224 Not all of us. But you do have to shop carefully.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:47 PM (kXoT0)

233 Used to make 7.62x25 brass out of .233 blank brass back when it was an expensive item, and that went slick. It was a breeze to reload too.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2016 10:45 PM (q2o3

yeah, reloading is something I *need* to get in to.

My next skill / hobby, I think.

I have some friends who do it, I'll probably try to trade them some of my homebrew beer for a few lessons in reloading.

Seems pretty straightforward, but, you know...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:47 PM (AkOaV)

234 Congrats, Gman! Your wife is one tough woman!

Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2016 10:48 PM (ffVbD)

235 168: It's the insurance, taxes and maintenance that's the kicker.


The super Rich will pay those silly.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at January 08, 2016 10:48 PM (syGA0)

236 Father928 has always maintained that if you aren't make 100%, you're doing it wrong.

He also used to say 'Son, never start a business where you profit is measured in pennies per ton.'

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:48 PM (rwI+c)

237 Re Sharia Loans.

IIRC a loan has the interest tacked on at the end. You get the loan for the value of the house then the banks charged interest.

What a sharia compliant bank does is total the value plus the interest, then issue the loan for the total amount,

Instant sharia compliant loan. Even if it is all smoke and mirrors

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 08, 2016 10:48 PM (WVsWD)

238 Listening to ZZ Top. Question: Do women really go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man?
Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:46 PM (mSKnV)

Yes. It makes the mink, stockings, and stilettos obligatory.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:48 PM (kXoT0)

239 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:42 PM (z91zs)

So I take it you wouldn't like my mug of 2/3 Coors light and 1/3 cranberry juice.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 08, 2016 10:49 PM (MNgU2)

240 So I take it you wouldn't like my mug of 2/3 Coors light and 1/3 cranberry juice.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 08, 2016 10:49 PM (MNgU2)

::gags::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:49 PM (AkOaV)

241 229
Listening to ZZ Top. Question: Do women really go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man?
---

Not always. But sometimes...

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 08, 2016 10:49 PM (9JJgN)

242 She doesn't look European, IYKWIM. (AITTYD)

Posted by: Vetted Migrant Finger Banger for Mohammed at January 08, 2016 10:49 PM (ymbWD)

243 229 Listening to ZZ Top. Question: Do women really go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man?
Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:46 PM (mSKnV)
---
Oh hell yes. And soon these lucky gents become undressed men.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:49 PM (jR7Wy)

244 ADT commercial on right now.

"Did you know that a home burglary occurs every 18 seconds? Don't let it happen to you."

Wife, "I'm not. That's why we have guns."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:50 PM (GEICT)

245 So I take it you wouldn't like my mug of 2/3 Coors light and 1/3 cranberry juice.

I am appalled yet intrigued.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:50 PM (rwI+c)

246 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:48 PM (kXoT0)

Noted. I've been considering rebelling against society by wearing only collared shirts from now on. Suppose it's a start

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:50 PM (mSKnV)

247 170
Cthulhu - one thing I've always wondered about the Rhino is, since the
round on the "bottom" of the cylinder fires, does this mean your hand
gets more of the hot gas / bullet fragments common with discharging a
revolver?

Posted by: PabloD at January 08, 2016 10:36 PM (5CsS+)

I am given to understand that the most obvious effect is that the barrel doesn't kick upward -- the force goes directly back through your arms -- so it don't take nothin' to get back to aim (if you left it at all). People tell me it's quite cool.....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:50 PM (EzgxV)

248 So I take it you wouldn't like my mug of 2/3 Coors light and 1/3 cranberry juice.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 08, 2016 10:49 PM (MNgU2)



The hell? Dude, you better have a bladder infection you're trying to clear up....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:51 PM (GEICT)

249 Checked when I got home this evening, home PC also on latest version, but *64* bit.

Tried to install G again, no joy. So thinking it's that 32 vs 64 bit that's the issue.

Very weird.


Might be. I'm running 64-bit PM here, but then it's a Mint box.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 10:51 PM (YJmuy)

250 "Did you know that a home burglary occurs every 18 seconds? Don't let it happen to you."



Wife, "I'm not. That's why we have guns."
--
PROOF that all women are not insane.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 08, 2016 10:51 PM (9JJgN)

251 Dear Unky Palpatine,

Just how detailed and onerous is your harem application. 'Er, asking for a friend, yeah, that's it.

Signed,

Tulsa Lass

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:51 PM (kXoT0)

252 "Seems pretty straightforward, but, you know..."


Depends on how deep you get. You'll be trying various cases, powder loads, primers, bullets until you get it dialed in how you want it. More so with rifles than handguns, but.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:51 PM (z91zs)

253 Congrats GMan! Your first?

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 10:51 PM (SCx0h)

254 197 I'd like to thank you all for the prayers. After 27 hours of stalled labor and then 11 hours of induced labor my wife gave birth to a healthy baby boy today.

7lbs14oz
20.5" long
Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (JewGa)

Congratulations!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 10:52 PM (kpqmD)

255 So I take it you wouldn't like my mug of 2/3 Coors light and 1/3 cranberry juice.

If I were smarter I could make a joke involving "making love in a canoe" and "period".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 10:52 PM (YJmuy)

256 Thanks Tim in IL

A person can sure learn a lot here at the ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:52 PM (voOPb)

257 181
Keep going, you'll get it...

Posted by: Hazel at January 08, 2016 10:36 PM (Z58Xa)



Thanks. I'm just a noob troll.



Ask cooth, he'll vouch for it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:38 PM (AkOaV)


I don't vouch for nothin' without six forms of government-issued photo ID.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:52 PM (EzgxV)

258 You know what appalls/intrigues me?

Clamato.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2016 10:53 PM (qUNWi)

259 How long until El Chumpo escapes again?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2016 10:53 PM (FkBIv)

260 "So I take it you wouldn't like my mug of 2/3 Coors light and 1/3 cranberry juice."


What the Hell is that?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:53 PM (z91zs)

261 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 08, 2016 10:51 PM (/33sy)

...

Yeah, let's not go crazy, here.

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:53 PM (mSKnV)

262 Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:46 PM (mSKnV)

Most definitely. One thing every man should know when trying to impress a lady , they all will check out your shoes.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 08, 2016 10:53 PM (MNgU2)

263 Congrats GMan! Your first?
No. GMan has commented here alot of times before.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 10:53 PM (DLIIY)

264 Evening, overnightwalkers!

Watched this twice today. Not exactly anything I didn't know, but excellently reinforcing. And not a little disturbing. 31min - worth watcing the whole thing.

Obama's similarities to Hitler ~ A must hear speech by Kitty Werthmann

https://youtu.be/snFEg7EGaqk

Also a partial transcript of her talk, with variations. On Facebook.

http://on.fb.me/1UDWc1T

h/t chrissy at PoliNation

Posted by: mindful webworker - for love of liberty at January 08, 2016 10:54 PM (ACs58)

265 and totes un-islamic jihadists getting all splodey, stabby, or shooty.

Cripes! What a world.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 08, 2016 10:30 PM (/33sy)


You forgot rapey.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2016 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

266 Hey everybody.

Sigh. Between Popeyes lunches and Hammonds chocolate, I expect to be able to finally lose weight about two days after I'm dead.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 10:54 PM (ntObR)

267 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2016 10:53 PM (FkBIv)

Two weeks.

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 10:54 PM (SCx0h)

268 Most definitely. One thing every man should know when trying to impress a lady , they all will check out your shoes.

That's why I always put on a clean layer of duct tape before an evening out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 10:54 PM (YJmuy)

269 The naked German chick (actually she's Swiss) is named Milo Moire. Put that name in Google, she's a professional. From the photos, you can see she's had experience in posing nude for the cameras. Knows how to put her best foot forward.

She's coming out with some sort of calendar, which she's promoting. This little "protest" put her name on the map in Google just at the right time for her promotion. I'm sure she's outraged at this, as human ought to be, but she is getting a bit of publicity for this.

The boobs do look a little bit artificial. I don't know if you'd call her a porn star or not, but she's pretty close. Hell, the term "porn star" is not all the good anyway. They're not "stars". Performance artists, which she calls herself, is indeed a better term.

Anyway, Google will find all her "work" for you. You'll enjoy it, at least us idiot male morons will.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2016 10:54 PM (dvuhZ)

270 Quite the pair of stems on little miss protester.

I encourage more of this behavior.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at January 08, 2016 10:54 PM (YtbIl)

271 A toast to you well-dressed men: May you live long and prosper!

http://tinyurl.com/zch5myq

(No, it's not Spock in a Speedo this time.)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:54 PM (jR7Wy)

272 132
77

Well I am now a full on quitter. retired. I quit. no more. zip. done.

it's over. kaput. finito. nada. ended. stopped. bagged it. skated.

scooted and rebooted.


I am unshackled. unleashed. and up to no good.




Posted by: jc at January 08, 2016 10:19 PM (iRJ+A)


Congrats! Does that mean your python of a stair-rail is finally going to get done?


Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:29 PM (EzgxV)

===the time is nigh. we hit lowest humidity in February. If all goes well I will finish milling it in early March. Right now it is sitting in place just aging. Seems to be holding up well.
http://tinypic.com/r/w1qsdk/9

Posted by: jc at January 08, 2016 10:55 PM (iRJ+A)

273 Creative license plates.

http://i.___ur.com/4Bhz1FS.png

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 08, 2016 10:55 PM (Nwg0u)

274 Most definitely. One thing every man should know when trying to impress a lady , they all will check out your shoes.


You know what they say; 'Big boots, big feet.'

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:55 PM (rwI+c)

275 Most definitely. One thing every man should know when trying to impress a lady , they all will check out your shoes.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 08, 2016 10:53 PM (MNgU2)

Oh my yes, went on a blind date with a guy who showed up in filthy caked boots. He owned a gravel quarry, but, that's no excuse, what, you never heard of clean shoes in the car?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:55 PM (kXoT0)

276 CDR M


It's our second. Our first is also a boy. My minion army is growing, but I think my wife might want a break. LOL

Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2016 10:55 PM (JewGa)

277 "Clamato."


I'm fine with the tomato part. The clam part? Blech.


Had raw oysters once. Cured me for life.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:55 PM (z91zs)

278 Yes. It makes the mink, stockings, and stilettos obligatory.

Got 'em on!! Now what???

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 10:55 PM (ntObR)

279 I don't vouch for nothin' without six forms of government-issued photo ID.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:52 PM (EzgxV)

::checks pockets::

uhh... stop and shop card work for ID?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:55 PM (AkOaV)

280 I generally take off my shoes in the house, switching to my comfy houseslippers...

but I also have a dog and four cats tracking in whatever they have.

I avoid licking the carpet. And no five-second rule.

Posted by: mindful webworker - barefootin' at January 08, 2016 10:55 PM (ACs58)

281 Oh my yes, went on a blind date with a guy who showed up in filthy caked boots. He owned a gravel quarry, but, that's no excuse, what, you never heard of clean shoes in the car?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:55 PM (kXoT0)

::looks at shoes::

Glad my girlfriend is less ... judgey

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:56 PM (AkOaV)

282 Used to work with a guy that would make a small Bloody Beer at the hotel at breakfast when we were working outages. He'd also do a small Mimosa now and again.

That cat would recover from hangovers that would have buried me.

Posted by: Irony at January 08, 2016 10:56 PM (qmMG2)

283 152 I will once agin relate my sad story of beloved genius nephew who married dim scum scrunt.

I have a Weatherby .22 long rifle that I inherited from Dad, which was give to Dad by his Mother as a retirement gift, so it is a family heirloom. I asked nephew who is named after Dad if he wanted said rifle. Nope, wifey hates guns, so he can't have it. I was also going to offer him the .44 Magnum that my late husband let him shoot when he was young.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:32 PM (kXoT0)

You should get him a pair of testicles to replace the ones his wife took away.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 10:56 PM (kpqmD)

284 Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2016 10:55 PM (JewGa)

We quit at two minions!

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 10:56 PM (SCx0h)

285 Mother of Philly shooter says he is mentally ill.
Brother of Philly shooter says he is NOT.
Father? What father?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2016 10:57 PM (FkBIv)

286 Dickies, gloves, and spats, my son. Nothing less calls in the chippies.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 08, 2016 10:51 PM (/33sy)
---
Batwing collar, monocle, and top hat really gets the swell bit of ankle!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 10:57 PM (jR7Wy)

287 I'm sorta OK with the FBI tracking animal abusers, because I think the people they really want to track are the sadistic animal torturers, moreso than shitheads like Michael Vick, who just abused dogs to make them fight. Bad enough, but he's not the sort of abuser that will go on to become a serial killer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2016 10:57 PM (cKwwS)

288 Glad my girlfriend is less ... judgey
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:56 PM (AkOaV)

Did you wear absolutely filthy shoes the first time you took her out?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:57 PM (kXoT0)

289 253 BB

I guess. I'm on Win7, haven't made the jump to Linux.

Yet.

But: I *did* copy down all the info from that discussion (various distros).

Posted by: speedster1 at January 08, 2016 10:58 PM (vUcdz)

290 Shopping list:
Paper towels
Dish soap
Lucchesse...

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:58 PM (mSKnV)

291 Honey, can I take my testicles to the game? All the other guys are bringing theirs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 08, 2016 10:58 PM (rwI+c)

292 197
I'd like to thank you all for the prayers. After 27 hours of stalled
labor and then 11 hours of induced labor my wife gave birth to a healthy
baby boy today.



7lbs14oz

20.5" long

Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (JewGa)


Awesomesauce!!!! Congratulations and sympathy to your wife for a successful endeavor.....and congratulations to you both for having transformed from "couple" to "family"!!!

Mazel tov!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:58 PM (EzgxV)

293 The aluminum walls of beer cans are so thin these days, can a dog even carry a can without puncturing it now? I poked a hole in a beer can last week just by looking at it cross-eyed.
Posted by: gp
------------------

Heh. Reminds me of a youthful incident. I was on my way over to friend's house to do some storm clean-up. I had put an axe, head-down, on the passenger side of the car. I had also stopped and bought a six-pack of canned beer to help with the task.

On the way over to his house I had to make an abrupt stop. The six-pack launched off the passenger seat and landed on the blade corner of the axe. Beer fountain ensued. Beer everywhere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2016 10:58 PM (Z58Xa)

294 "I avoid licking the carpet. "


Wut?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 10:58 PM (z91zs)

295 Damn pixie is harshing my mellow.

http://tinyurl.com/jggpvrv

I wonder how long until he's rear ended.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 08, 2016 10:58 PM (Nwg0u)

296 Got 'em on!! Now what???
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 10:55 PM (ntObR)

Hmm, I think you might be a bit confused?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:59 PM (kXoT0)

297 Did you wear absolutely filthy shoes the first time you took her out?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:57 PM (kXoT0)

I'm not allowed to talk about our first "date."

Apparently it's embarrassing that our first date was her coming over to my house, getting shithoused on keg beer and bongs and her spending the night.

But for the record -- no, I think I was wearing nice(ish) shoes.

But we met in college, I used to wear my fucked up timberland pros to class all the time.

Chicks digged my look back then. Don't know why.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:00 PM (AkOaV)

298 Re "sharp dressed man". There's a local country store/hangout/eating joint around here where I and the other boys have hung out for years and years, shooting the bull and having lots of fun.

There's some women there, one runs the place with her husband who's hired some nice lasses to help out over the years. I'd been going in there for years in my normal attire, jeans, T-shirts, work boots, etc, etc.

One time, I had to get really dressed up and stopped there to get some gas. They'd never seen my all dressed up.

You wouldn't believe the effect that that had on the girls. They'd known me for years, cutting up and joking and pulling pranks, yet all dressed up in a nice suit and tie, they were acting like smitten school girls. I couldn't believe it.

Of course that was more than a few years ago and I doubt I could "smite" anyone now anymore, no matter how slicked up I was, but that taught me a little lesson. Wow, so that's how you do it.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2016 11:00 PM (dvuhZ)

299 Will not work because she would never go. This "chick" is literally 250 to 300 pounds of ugly "I Know Best About Everything". She is A Liberal Attorney. She's one of those ugly angry fat smart girls that make up the feminist wing of the Dim Party.

I have other nieces and nephews, his loss.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:38 PM (kXoT0)


Honestly, if he's married to someone like that, I'd be careful about giving the gun to him even if she went along with it. If they divorced, she could take it out of spite. I've seen some really nasty things happen during divorces.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2016 11:01 PM (+lVUW)

300 #304 That's entirely different than showing up to meet someone with dirty shoes.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:01 PM (kXoT0)

301 I'm supposed to say "our first date was to a nice little restaurant that had world class food" (aka a bar that made strong drinks and good burgers. Which was, er, brunch the next morning)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:01 PM (AkOaV)

302 It's our second. Our first is also a boy. My minion army is growing, but I think my wife might want a break. LOL

Good for you ... we quit at two. She regretted it. I was good.

Posted by: Irony at January 08, 2016 11:02 PM (qmMG2)

303 The ladies always seem to dig uniforms.

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 11:02 PM (SCx0h)

304 Hi Hammer. Did you pick up anything nice last weekend?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 08, 2016 11:02 PM (9ltS8)

305 #306 That's why I asked him about the guns before putting that in the will. I knew she wouldn't let him have them, but, I wanted it to be on her for him not getting the guns.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:02 PM (kXoT0)

306 Sherry, in other words situation normal for me. :-)

In the meantime, another sign of the impending apocalypse: Pizza Hut now has a line of clothing for sale. Link to HuffPo (non-political).

http://tinyurl.com/gn7gy7v

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 11:02 PM (ntObR)

307 For y'all with twitter feeds . . .

#JeSuisMiilo is #1 trending in UK and US

Apparently the Twitter apparatchiks decided that Milo Yiannopoulos' verified twitter account should not be verified because as a noisy gay libertarian guy who was amusing and would not shut up, he was making all the right people uncomfortable.

Blowback is a bitch, isn't it, Twitter?

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 11:03 PM (s5o+q)

308 7lbs14oz
20.5" long

Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (JewGa)

Congratulations to you and his momma, GMan. 20.5" long? Wow! How tall is he?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2016 11:03 PM (cKwwS)

309 But the Chiappa is, like I said, a very good looking gun.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:33 PM (AkOaV)

A Chiappa Rhino? Good looking??!!?

I had possession of one for a while. Ugly little bastige. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
The good:
Shoots .357mag, 38spcl, and 9mm using moon clips.
Very good on that last one. Mucho cheaper practice, and not bad defense round.
Six shot revolver with the flats (you have to see it to understand, but the actual wheel has flats, like a hex nut) make it narrower than many wheel guns.
That odd manner of shooting from the bottom instead of the top doesn't do much unless you're shooting full bore mags, then it pushes the recoil through your hand into your wrist, instead of causing muzzle flip.

The Bad:
That same straight-back recoil with full load 357mag that makes follow-up shots quicker, actually hurt older folks with arthritis more than the more traditional muzzle flip does.
Not much chance of shooting single action. There is a hammer, but since it actuates linkage in order to work.....fuck that. It takes the force piston power-stroke to put it in single action. That gets tiring after a while.

Interesting. Unique. Comes with the moon clips and a holster (good luck finding an aftermarket one, so it helps that it is a nice holster) and a nice hard case.

Not cheap, and such a niche gun, don't look to sell it for top dollar.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 11:03 PM (kKHcp)

310 307 #304 That's entirely different than showing up to meet someone with dirty shoes.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:01 PM (kXoT0)

Heh. Yeah. We ran in the same circle for a few years before we "dated."

But she definitely saw me at my worst -- hung over, showing up to class in the same clothes I worked a construction job in with ripped steel toe timberlands.

Like I tell her, at least I set the expectations from the beginning.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:03 PM (AkOaV)

311 Sherry McEvil: Love cheese, chocolate, and jerky all about the same.

Oh, whew! At first I read that as "all at the same time," and I was a little worried.

Hmm. Maybe? * ponders *

No.. no...

Posted by: mindful webworker - careful reader at January 08, 2016 11:03 PM (ACs58)

312 "The ladies always seem to dig uniforms.

Posted by: CDR M"

I like 'em as well. Nurses, Stewardess, Cheerleader. I'm all for it.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 08, 2016 11:03 PM (9ltS8)

313 Crap.

#JeSuisMilo

One i.

I need that second Manhattan, obviously.

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 11:03 PM (s5o+q)

314 This thread crocs me up.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:04 PM (DLIIY)

315 Deutsche Demokratische Republik.

Angela's home town.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2016 11:04 PM (FkBIv)

316 Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 11:03 PM (kKHcp)

I like it. I think it's a good looking gun.

And the recoil is... different, like you say. hits you in the wrists, doesn't muzzle flip too bad (for a .357 mag).

I'm a fan.

Expensive though

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:04 PM (AkOaV)

317 I thought I did a good job, but as soon as she's well she says I got too drunk and left her kitchen a mess.
Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2016 10:45 PM (o/90i)

Oh man. Drunk and kitchen a mess has caused more than a couple tense moments around here.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 10:46 PM

IKWYM

But in this case, I fed us for days, tho she couldn't eat much. And there wasn't that much of a mess. But she had to assert her territory after getting better. I do love you Jules if you are reading this.

Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2016 11:04 PM (o/90i)

318 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 08, 2016 11:02 PM (/33sy)

Oh my God! Is that a Ceausescu purse?! I hate you so much right now!!!

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 11:05 PM (mSKnV)

319 LOL, some of my favorite dates have been in diners late at night. You've usually had a few, the conversations are fun, and the patrons in a Denny's at 2:00 a.m. are Felliniesque.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:05 PM (jR7Wy)

320 Hello Mindful, if we ever do meet up in real life, you have to promise not to tell the Horde all about me.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:05 PM (kXoT0)

321 311 The ladies always seem to dig uniforms.

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 11:02 PM (SCx0h)



The wife certainly was into the baseball uni.

That counts, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:05 PM (GEICT)

322 263 You know what appalls/intrigues me?

Clamato.
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2016 10:53 PM (qUNWi)


Hillary made a Clamato joke after she got her red wings.

Posted by: Huma Weiner at January 08, 2016 11:05 PM (kpqmD)

323 Hope it's okay with everyone if I post this again.

For everyone who missed it last night...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvlG0IZkS7M

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 11:05 PM (ntObR)

324 Come to modern Germany!

Not enough cops to protect you on NYE; more than enough cops to hunt you down if you mention the NYE attacks on FB in a "hurtful" manner.

Posted by: Mutti Merkel at January 08, 2016 11:05 PM (s87AC)

325 Hi Hammer. Did you pick up anything nice last weekend?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
-----------------

Made it in and out intact. Came *very* close to acquiring an HK VP9, but decided to wait until Sunday to think it over. I cooled down overnight, and didn't go on Sunday.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2016 11:06 PM (Z58Xa)

326 "A Chiappa Rhino?"


Yeah, no. Doesn't look right to me either.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:06 PM (z91zs)

327 Listening to ZZ Top. Question: Do women really go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man?
Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:46 PM (mSKnV)

Yes. It makes the mink, stockings, and stilettos obligatory.

-
Damn. I was hoping to get by with some cheap sunglasses.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 08, 2016 11:06 PM (Nwg0u)

328 320
"The ladies always seem to dig uniforms.

Well ... at least there'll be one bright side to life in the camps.

A jumpsuit counts as a uniform - right ?

Posted by: Irony at January 08, 2016 11:06 PM (qmMG2)

329 Our 3rd child has asked if she was planned. I said hell no, none of you kids were planned.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:06 PM (voOPb)

330 Bisbee, AZ yesterday. About as south as you can go.

http://tinyurl.com/zc59jbr

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2016 11:07 PM (l3vZN)

331 Hope it's okay with everyone if I post this again.



For everyone who missed it last night...




Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 11:05 PM


Watched it last night. Good stuff.

Posted by: otho at January 08, 2016 11:07 PM (EWg9n)

332 334 "A Chiappa Rhino?"


Yeah, no. Doesn't look right to me either.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:06 PM (z91zs)

yeah, I bet you think Kate Upton is fat, too!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:07 PM (AkOaV)

333 Hillary made a Clamato joke after she got her red wings.

Posted by: Huma Weiner at January 08, 2016 11:05 PM (kpqmD)

DO NOT GOOGLE THIS

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 11:07 PM (mSKnV)

334 I'm sick of seeing that white-hating asshole Samuel Jackson in Capital One commercials on FOX News.

Posted by: mnw at January 08, 2016 11:07 PM (Jm+IB)

335 Can't afford no shoes.

https://youtu.be/LWFYQtKjDfQ

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2016 11:07 PM (FkBIv)

336 327 LOL, some of my favorite dates have been in diners late at night. You've usually had a few, the conversations are fun, and the patrons in a Denny's at 2:00 a.m. are Felliniesque.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:05 PM (jR7Wy)



Steak and Shake. 2am.

I order a Frisco Melt. Shows up with no sauce. I ask wtf?

Waiter looks around, sees there's only about 15 of us drunk college students there, and then yells out "Hey! Can I get some Thousand Island Dressing out here!!"

Me, "What??? The 'secret sauce' is thousand island dressing???"

Him, "Yeah. Don't tell anyone."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:07 PM (GEICT)

337 I'm on Win7, haven't made the jump to Linux.


https://youtu.be/GHVW-S9JkKA (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 11:07 PM (YJmuy)

338 otho, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 11:07 PM (ntObR)

339 "Made it in and out intact. Came *very* close to
acquiring an HK VP9, but decided to wait until Sunday to think it over. I
cooled down overnight, and didn't go on Sunday.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Vee are H und K. You suck and we hate you.


Actually, I wouldn't mind a MP5....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 08, 2016 11:08 PM (9ltS8)

340 337 Our 3rd child has asked if she was planned. I said hell no, none of you kids were planned.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:06 PM (voOPb)

my ex's parents used to tell her she was "a surprise."

She liked that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:08 PM (AkOaV)

341 " This thread crocs me up."


Oh. Shoes, right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:08 PM (z91zs)

342 299
197

I'd like to thank you all for the prayers. After 27 hours of stalled

labor and then 11 hours of induced labor my wife gave birth to a healthy

baby boy today.





7lbs14oz


20.5" long



Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2016 10:40 PM (JewGa)


Awesomesauce!!!!
Congratulations and sympathy to your wife for a successful
endeavor.....and congratulations to you both for having transformed from
"couple" to "family"!!!

Mazel tov!!!!


Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 10:58 PM (EzgxV)


....and, then, I see you've already gone over that bridge and are headed for "Horde". Congratulations, again!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 11:09 PM (EzgxV)

343 @324 beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Doesn't matter what others think.

Just don't buy a f*cking Pacer.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:09 PM (voOPb)

344 A jumpsuit counts as a uniform - right ?
Posted by: Irony at January 08, 2016 11:06 PM (qmMG2)


Not if they are ISIS orange ones.

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 11:09 PM (SCx0h)

345 "yeah, I bet you think Kate Upton is fat, too!"


Ah, Hells no. Just right.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:10 PM (z91zs)

346 343 I'm sick of seeing that white-hating asshole Samuel Jackson in Capital One commercials on FOX News.
Posted by: mnw



Don't forget the racist hateful manchild, Spike Lee.

Barkley is just stupid.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at January 08, 2016 11:10 PM (syGA0)

347 In East Germany, fashion wears YOU!

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 11:10 PM (mSKnV)

348 346 BB

/ golf clap.

:-)

Posted by: speedster1 at January 08, 2016 11:10 PM (vUcdz)

349 353 @324 beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Doesn't matter what others think.

Just don't buy a f*cking Pacer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:09 PM (voOPb)

jeez, you guys are making me self conscious. Like I'm dating a fat chick or something.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:10 PM (AkOaV)

350 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:07 PM (GEICT)
---
Dude, be grateful there weren't 15 offers to provide secret sauce, like there would have been if *I'd* asked.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:10 PM (jR7Wy)

351 I'm sick of seeing that white-hating asshole Samuel Jackson in Capital One commercials on FOX News.

What's in my wallet? Nothing from Capital One.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 08, 2016 11:10 PM (EDYaR)

352 #315 Is "Milo" spelled with a double-i in the hashtag as you did? Just curious, especially if it promotes the fight-back, not criticizing your typing.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:11 PM (DLIIY)

353 Just don't buy a f*cking Pacer.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:09 PM (voOPb)

See also: Nissan Juke. I saw a review which described its styling as 'polarizing', which is putting it mildly

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 11:11 PM (mSKnV)

354 "is she cute?"

"yeah, for a pygmy!"

http://tinyurl.com/cxhuc5n

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:11 PM (AkOaV)

355 Style in the Warsaw Pact sort of froze right around '39 or so.... Classic.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 08, 2016 11:09 PM (/33sy)
---
Tell me you drive a Lada. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:11 PM (jR7Wy)

356 "Just don't buy a f*cking Pacer."


MH is right. When it comes to firearms or cars or women (or men for the Ettes......or others) buy whatever you like.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:12 PM (z91zs)

357 #321 I should have waited, filbert, before #362!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:12 PM (DLIIY)

358 Polarizing? What douche language.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:12 PM (voOPb)

359 In East Germany, fashion wears YOU!
Posted by: Secundus


https://youtu.be/5CaMUfxVJVQ

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2016 11:13 PM (FkBIv)

360 You know what appalls/intrigues me?

Clamato.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2016 10:53 PM (qUNWi)


The sole, and quite sufficient reason for the existence of Clamato is for assembling Caesars. ice, vodka (cheap is fine) a squirt of Tabasco sauce, a squirt of Worecestershire sauce, preferably Lea And Perrins, in a glass rimmed with Caesar salt, and garnished with olive, or pickled green bean, or celery. They are very yummy.


Invented by the bartender at Caesar's Steak House in Calgary, a favorite of the oil patch crowd.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2016 11:13 PM (cKwwS)

361 What's in my wallet? Nothing from Capital One.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 08, 2016 11:10 PM (EDYaR)

"What's in your wallet?"

Cash. And a debit card. Credit card gets used for emergencies and one dinner out per month.

Sell your debt slavery to someone else.

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 11:13 PM (mSKnV)

362 Dude, be grateful there weren't 15 offers to provide secret sauce, like there would have been if *I'd* asked.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:10 PM (jR7Wy)



Hahahahha. Nah. For all the shit that was talked, we were well behaved in public. Well. Ish.

Ok, we weren't cretins towards girls. That's about the best I got.

One of my favorite college memories is a huge fight breaking out as I was trying to leave a party. Me, two buddies, and my now wife were all crammed into my truck. Fight spanned across the street and several front yards.

The memorable part? Watching someone bean someone else in the head with a blue recycle bin right in front of my truck.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:13 PM (GEICT)

363 "Listening to ZZ Top. Question: Do women really go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man?

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:46 PM (mSKnV)



Yes. It makes the mink, stockings, and stilettos obligatory.



-

Damn. I was hoping to get by with some cheap sunglasses."


On the plus side. Tube Snake Boogie.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 08, 2016 11:14 PM (9ltS8)

364 >>This "chick" is literally 250 to 300 pounds of ugly "I Know Best About Everything"

Maybe he is holding out to see if you are going to offer up an elephant gun.

Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2016 11:14 PM (c7vUv)

365 Dude, be grateful there weren't 15 offers to provide secret sauce, like there would have been if *I'd* asked.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:10 PM (jR7Wy)

I got your secret sauce RIGHT HERE

::grabs crotch, then apologizes profusely::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:15 PM (AkOaV)

366 otho, thanks.




Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 11:07 PM


Did similar projects like that back during the same time frame. I know what you went through to make it.

Posted by: otho at January 08, 2016 11:15 PM (EWg9n)

367 Damn. I was hoping to get by with some cheap sunglasses."

On the plus side. Tube Snake Boogie.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 08, 2016 11:14 PM (9ltS



I'm just over here Lookin For Some Tush....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:15 PM (GEICT)

368 258 250 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 10:48 PM (kXoT0)

Noted. I've been considering rebelling against society by wearing only collared shirts from now on. Suppose it's a start
Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 10:50 PM (mSKnV)
***
Dickies, gloves, and spats, my son. Nothing less calls in the chippies.

Hmm,
I've no idea why I was copying this.

Maybe because I've been taking to wearing cardigan sweaters to work now that it's cold. Go figure.

Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2016 11:16 PM (o/90i)

369 "The sole, and quite sufficient reason for the existence of Clamato is for assembling Caesars. "

Don't guess I've heard of a Caesars?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:16 PM (z91zs)

370 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:13 PM (GEICT)

Most of the guys I've know (military, blue collar) were always ten times cruder to each other than to any female.

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 11:16 PM (mSKnV)

371 374 >>This "chick" is literally 250 to 300 pounds of ugly "I Know Best About Everything"

Maybe he is holding out to see if you are going to offer up an elephant gun.
Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2016 11:14 PM (c7vUv)

Holland & Holland .700 Nitro Express

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 11:16 PM (kpqmD)

372 Denny's has great burger and fries.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2016 11:16 PM (qUNWi)

373 Tell me you drive a Lada. Lie if you have to.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage


Do like driving a Lada and getting stuck in the rain?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2016 11:16 PM (FkBIv)

374 "How's a '97 Corolla strike yer fancy?"


Chick. Magnet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:17 PM (z91zs)

375 Maybe because I've been taking to wearing cardigan sweaters to work now that it's cold. Go figure.

Heh. Had a Dr. today refer to cardigans as "creepy old man sweaters".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 11:17 PM (YJmuy)

376 Holland & Holland .700 Nitro Express
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 11:16 PM (kpqmD)

Not sure it would drop her. It might just piss her off.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:17 PM (kXoT0)

377 All of my suspicions about Jennifer Aniston have been confirmed by her sudden enthusiasm for a new detox plan known as The Taco Cleanse.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2016 11:18 PM (BngQR)

378 377 Damn. I was hoping to get by with some cheap sunglasses."

On the plus side. Tube Snake Boogie.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 08, 2016 11:14 PM (9ltS


I'm just over here Lookin For Some Tush....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:15 PM (GEICT)

You'll find some at that shack outside La Grange.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 11:18 PM (kpqmD)

379 387 Holland & Holland .700 Nitro Express
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 11:16 PM (kpqmD)

Not sure it would drop her. It might just piss her off.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:17 PM (kXoT0)

::shudders::

like a grizzly, 'eh?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:18 PM (AkOaV)

380 Most of the guys I've know (military, blue collar) were always ten times cruder to each other than to any female.

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 11:16 PM (mSKnV)



Yup. Also depends on the female. Act like a two bit slut? Get treated like one. Act like you've got some self respect? Get treated with respect.

Fucking stunning how that works.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:18 PM (GEICT)

381 How's a '97 Corolla strike yer fancy?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 08, 2016 11:15 PM (/33sy)
----

I prefer the sporty, rakish lines of the SZD:

http://jalopnik.com/5568744/ten-awesome-soviet-cars-comrade/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:18 PM (jR7Wy)

382 Seems pretty straightforward, but, you know...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 10:47 PM (AkOaV)


Decent primers, clean equipment, clear working area, appropriate lubrication, learn how to throw a charge with your equipment, and choose your powders for what best fits your ammunition, not what is cheapest or what fits the other bullets.

And follow the instructions. It is one of those past-times that you can safely let your inner OCD out. I am not a pro by any means, by the way.

Oh, and never load while watching TV.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2016 11:19 PM (q2o38)

383 Give me all your lovin' and I'll go on Afterburner. And bring a Sleeping Bag.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2016 11:19 PM (dvuhZ)

384 You'll find some at that shack outside La Grange.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 11:18 PM (kpqmD)



La Grange???? Dammit. I was told Jesus Just Left Chicago.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:19 PM (GEICT)

385 Yup. Also depends on the female. Act like a two bit slut? Get treated like one. Act like you've got some self respect? Get treated with respect.

Fucking stunning how that works.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:18 PM (GEICT)


Can't turn a ho into a housewife

-- Ludacris

(words of wisdom from a poet)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:19 PM (AkOaV)

386 "Denny's has great burger and fries."


It's not horrible at all. Better than the fast foods.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:19 PM (z91zs)

387 Old saying, I want a lady in the parlor and a ho in the bedroom or something like that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:20 PM (voOPb)

388 Oh. Shoes, right?
That sounds a bit arch to me, Ricardo. Or am I reading too much into it?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:20 PM (DLIIY)

389 ERIS!!!

You still around?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:20 PM (GEICT)

390 Do like driving a Lada and getting stuck in the rain?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2016 11:16 PM (FkBIv)

If you like driving a Lada
Getting stuck in the rain
If you're bribing the Stasi
To get us some champagne
If you like make love in tunnels
Under Berlin's landscape
You're the love that I've looked for
Bring a spade, we'll escape

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 11:20 PM (mSKnV)

391 Was she wearing a pearl necklace

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:21 PM (voOPb)

392 sorry, that was dre not luda **

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:21 PM (AkOaV)

393 "How's a '97 Corolla strike yer fancy?"


Chick. Magnet.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Rust. Bucket.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2016 11:21 PM (l3vZN)

394 Oh, and never load while watching TV.

How about while drinking? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 11:21 PM (YJmuy)

395 401 ERIS!!!

You still around?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:20 PM (GEICT)
---
And a-pointy! What's up?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:21 PM (jR7Wy)

396 " Holland & Holland .700 Nitro Express "


Makes me coil up just thinking about it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:22 PM (z91zs)

397 that was back when dre was tellin the truth:

http://tinyurl.com/oumo4r6

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:22 PM (AkOaV)

398 And a-pointy! What's up?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:21 PM (jR7Wy)



*snort* Love this chick.

You up for a toast?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:22 PM (GEICT)

399 363: I have a Juke. Best car I have ever owned. At least I don't meet myself on the road much.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2016 11:22 PM (ucDmr)

400 Bring a spade, we'll escape

*golf clap*

Very good, sir. Very good indeed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 11:22 PM (YJmuy)

401 kid has a fever, spiking high and gasping. he does this.

watching daniel tiger with him. the tiger is dancing with a giant bug named gregor.

cracked me up.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2016 11:23 PM (Cq0oW)

402 Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 11:20 PM (mSKnV)

An instant classic.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 11:23 PM (kKHcp)

403 311 The ladies always seem to dig uniforms.
Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2016 11:02 PM (SCx0h)


Lordy, yes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2016 11:23 PM (+lVUW)

404 Taco cleanse. Is it an enema type?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:23 PM (DLIIY)

405 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 08, 2016 11:23 PM (/33sy)

BARREL !!!

FFS

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:23 PM (AkOaV)

406 "That sounds a bit arch to me, Ricardo. Or am I reading too much into it?"


A pun too far.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:23 PM (z91zs)

407 Palpatine to The Barrel, please.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 11:24 PM (YJmuy)

408 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 08, 2016 11:23 PM (/33sy)

Barrel, Force Lightning.

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 11:24 PM (mSKnV)

409 BC, got my glass of grapefruit cow-hippie vodka.

And Secundus, that was Primo!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:24 PM (jR7Wy)

410 SONOFABITCH

You're fucking fired, dude.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:24 PM (GEICT)

411 WTF was that?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 11:24 PM (kKHcp)

412 Holy crap

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:24 PM (voOPb)

413 Palpatine, what the fuck you do?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:25 PM (z91zs)

414 425 BC, got my glass of grapefruit cow-hippie vodka.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:24 PM (jR7Wy)



Kind of dirty toast or fucking filthy?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:25 PM (GEICT)

415 384
Tell me you drive a Lada. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage



Do like driving a Lada and getting stuck in the rain?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2016 11:16 PM (FkBIv)


That got special mention to the fiancee.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 11:25 PM (EzgxV)

416 >>Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants

Thanks for the recap of the thread.

Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2016 11:25 PM (c7vUv)

417 Cleanup on Aisle 415.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 11:25 PM (ntObR)

418 I think these ladies speak the truth (h/t dr dre)

http://tinyurl.com/42pmt7w

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:25 PM (AkOaV)

419 Palpatine, you've beamed us into the Mirror Universe!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:25 PM (jR7Wy)

420 lol

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2016 11:26 PM (Cq0oW)

421 I don't think the barrel is big enough to take all of #416 & #417

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:26 PM (DLIIY)

422 That's the Barreling in a while.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:26 PM (z91zs)

423 Kind of dirty toast or fucking filthy?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:25 PM (GEICT)
---
Have we met?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:26 PM (jR7Wy)

424 Before I was distracted by the barrel dive. I was going to say that a '97 rust bucket Toyota Corolla looks better than a brand new Pacer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:27 PM (voOPb)

425 You'll find some at that shack outside La Grange.

After that Town Hall last nite ... I'm pretty sure Jesus Thinks He Just Left Chicago.

Posted by: Irony at January 08, 2016 11:27 PM (qmMG2)

426 Serious copy and paste error.

Sith master my deep fried ass.

Posted by: Darth Vader at January 08, 2016 11:27 PM (YJmuy)

427 Those of you who have not Ctrl-A an entire page, cast the first stone.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:27 PM (DLIIY)

428 408 Yes, all I'm saying is that style is personal - find what works for you, what 'fits' you.

The women who appreciate that, they;re the ones worth pursuing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 08, 2016 11:22 PM (/33sy)

Oh. Guess I'm fucked then.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 11:27 PM (kpqmD)

429 I have two things that make me take a second look at a woman. If you are wearing a baseball cap with a ponytail going through the back and going back to the 80's , any ankle jewelry.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 08, 2016 11:27 PM (MNgU2)

430 ...the conversations are fun, and the patrons in a Denny's at 2:00 a.m. are Felliniesque.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:05 PM

Eris,
this evokes a night after working in a college bar when we all went to Sambos.

I pretended I was blind, and all went along w/ it. As we were leaving the boss walked in. I got away w/ it as we scuttled out.

Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2016 11:27 PM (o/90i)

431 That's explains it. Palpatine was playing with his Wang.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 11:28 PM (ntObR)

432 Have we met?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:26 PM (jR7Wy)



Indeed. Fucking filthy it is.

Uno momento.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:28 PM (GEICT)

433 I don't think the barrel is big enough to take all of #416 & #417
Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:26 PM (DLIIY)

Ah Shucks, I don't want to take all the credit......or ANY of it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 11:28 PM (kKHcp)

434 Some commenters don't even have the ampersand and Mr. Show-off can post all of recorded history? (since the ONT started, that is)

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2016 11:28 PM (RrDm2)

435 Your agonizer, Mr Uncle Palpatine. Now.

Posted by: a thin andycanuck sporting a goatee at January 08, 2016 11:28 PM (DLIIY)

436 I find your lack of editing disturbing

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 08, 2016 11:28 PM (Cq0oW)

437 Andycanuck, is it true that when a bell rings that an angel gets its wing tips?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:28 PM (voOPb)

438 >>Oh. Guess I'm fucked then.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death

Or not.

Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2016 11:28 PM (c7vUv)

439 Man, that's impressive.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:28 PM (z91zs)

440 Dude, awesome! You're in the barrel until the SOTU, brah. The gloryholes will keep you hydrated.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2016 11:29 PM (BngQR)

441
Those of you who have not Ctrl-A an entire page, cast the first stone.

Hand me my stone, please...

Posted by: tu3031 at January 08, 2016 11:29 PM (EDYaR)

442
Don't guess I've heard of a Caesars?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:16 PM (z91zs)


http://www.cookincanuck.com/2012/01/the-caesar-cocktail-aka-the-canadian-bloody-mary-recipe/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2016 11:29 PM (cKwwS)

443
Lordy, yes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2016 11:23 PM (+lVUW)

Well, it sorta depends on what kind of uniforms they are. A b Marine's dress blues? YES! A bus driver's uniform - well, not so much.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 08, 2016 11:29 PM (P8951)

444 "You know what appalls/intrigues me?

Clamato."


Google "anheuser" and "clamato".

Posted by: Vetted Migrant Finger Banger for Mohammed at January 08, 2016 11:29 PM (ymbWD)

445 Here's to those we love the best
we love them best when they're undressed
we love them sitting, standing, lying
if they had wings we'd love them flying
and when they're dead, buried, forgotten
we'll dig them up and fuck them rotting!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:29 PM (GEICT)

446 Palpatine, they salt the roads around here so '90s Japanese are as scarce as hen's teeth. No insult intended.

Heck I've got a rusty 94 Geo myself

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2016 11:30 PM (l3vZN)

447 449 That's explains it. Palpatine was playing with his Wang.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 11:28 PM (ntObR)

Micro, no less. Takes a secure man to admit something like that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 11:30 PM (kpqmD)

448 " I have two things that make me take a second look at a woman. If you are wearing a baseball cap with a ponytail going through the back and going back to the 80's , any ankle jewelry."



Like, good or bad?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:30 PM (z91zs)

449 Hey, y'all. Been a while, did I miss anything?

Posted by: Bomber at January 08, 2016 11:30 PM (qKfed)

450 Jinx, LOL.

Remember Harlan Ellison's commercials for the Geo?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 11:30 PM (ntObR)

451 It's a poor workman who blames his Wang.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 08, 2016 11:31 PM (FkBIv)

452 Women with toe rings/thumb rings. I never know what to think.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2016 11:31 PM (qUNWi)

453 457 >>Oh. Guess I'm fucked then.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death

Or not.
Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2016 11:28 PM (c7vUv)

I was speaking metaphorically. Had I been speaking literally you would be correct.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 11:31 PM (kpqmD)

454 468 Hey, y'all. Been a while, did I miss anything?
Posted by: Bomber at January 08, 2016 11:30 PM (qKfed)
---
BC's a necrophiliac.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:31 PM (jR7Wy)

455 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:30 PM (z91zs)

All good.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 08, 2016 11:32 PM (MNgU2)

456
And Secundus, that was Primo!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:24 PM (jR7Wy)

*bows*

Co-author credit to Blanco, natch

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 11:32 PM (mSKnV)

457 I'll never get caught up and I have to go, so...

Good night, Gracies.

And congrats to Gman and ... "27 hours of stalled
labor and then 11 hours of induced labor" ... special congrats to Gmrs. Wow. Mothers are incredible.

Posted by: mindful webworker - slow reader at January 08, 2016 11:32 PM (ACs58)

458 468 Hey, y'all. Been a while, did I miss anything?
Posted by: Bomber at January 08, 2016 11:30 PM (qKfed)

Fenelon killed Grammie Winger

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:32 PM (kXoT0)

459 Hey, y'all. Been a while, did I miss anything?

415 and 416 should just about get you up to speed.

Posted by: Irony at January 08, 2016 11:32 PM (qmMG2)

460 Bomber just review Uncles post. Everything is there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:33 PM (voOPb)

461 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 08, 2016 11:23 PM (/33sy)


Thats some impressive copying and pasting. Well done!

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at January 08, 2016 11:33 PM (syGA0)

462 "Micro, no less. Takes a secure man to admit something like that."



Oh, that's a burn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:33 PM (z91zs)

463 Fenelon killed Grammie Winger
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:32 PM (kXoT0)
---
Was it one of Fenelon's patented profanity-laced rants?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:33 PM (jR7Wy)

464 473 468 Hey, y'all. Been a while, did I miss anything?
Posted by: Bomber at January 08, 2016 11:30 PM (qKfed)
---
BC's a necrophiliac.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:31 PM (jR7Wy)

And doesn't even hit 'em while they're still relatively fresh, either.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 11:33 PM (kpqmD)

465 For his next trick, Palpatine will post right here everything from Lincoln's Gettysburg address, to Obama blowing his nose on the West Wing drapes 10 minutes ago.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 11:33 PM (ntObR)

466 "Daddy, are we listening to corn growing?"

No son, that's the Celica rusting.



Evening scene from a rural Wisconsin front porch. 1990

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 11:34 PM (kKHcp)

467 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 08, 2016 11:23 PM (/33sy)



I scanned that, going, "Don't be me; Don't be ME; DON'T be ME; DON'T BE ME; DON'T BE ME!!!;, OMIGOD, DON'T BE ME!!!; OH, SHIT, DON'T BE ME!!!!!; THANK THE STARS, it wasn't me."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 11:34 PM (EzgxV)

468 Fenelon killed Grammie Winger


It was a Catholic vs. Protestant thing, wasn't it. Crazy Irish chicks.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at January 08, 2016 11:34 PM (syGA0)

469 Fine, fine, Eris. I guess your delicate self couldn't handle the toast. Here.....


May you...
work like you don't need the money
love like you've never been hurt
dance like no-one is watching
screw like it's being filmed
and drink like a true Irishman

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:34 PM (GEICT)

470 Was it one of Fenelon's patented profanity-laced rants?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:33 PM (jR7Wy)

You had to be there. We had a potluck with dueling lime jello recipes Lutheran versus Free Will Baptist and everything. Not everyone survived.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:34 PM (kXoT0)

471 Micro, no less. Takes a secure man to admit something like that.

So does that mean Bill Gates ran a company named after his penis?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 11:35 PM (YJmuy)

472 No corn growing this weekend in Wis. looking quite chilly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)

473 "Was it one of Fenelon's patented profanity-laced rants?"


Don't we know it. All F-words and S-words and C-words.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:35 PM (z91zs)

474
Fenelon killed Grammie Winger



Holy crap.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2016 11:35 PM (qUNWi)

475 Darn but those Trabants are cute. I had something similar as a kid but I had to peddle furiously to hit 20 mph downhill.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:35 PM (jR7Wy)

476 Don't wanna make us Lutherans mad.

We'll dang ya to heck!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 11:36 PM (ntObR)

477 489 Was it one of Fenelon's patented profanity-laced rants?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:33 PM (jR7Wy)

You had to be there. We had a potluck with dueling lime jello recipes Lutheran versus Free Will Baptist and everything. Not everyone survived.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:34 PM (kXoT0)

There was shredded carrot and blood everywhere. It was horrible.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 11:36 PM (kpqmD)

478 is it true that when a bell rings that an angel gets its wing tips?
No, they get Air Jordan Silvers.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:36 PM (DLIIY)

479 Don't we know it. All F-words and S-words and C-words.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:35 PM (z91zs)
---
Forgiveness and Salvation and Christ.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:36 PM (jR7Wy)

480 So does that mean Bill Gates ran a company named after his penis?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 11:35 PM (YJmuy)

Yes, and Jobs named his after his thyroid. There was a reason for those turtlenecks.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:36 PM (kXoT0)

481 Darn but those Trabants are cute. I had something similar as a kid but I had to peddle furiously to hit 20 mph downhill.

A Trabant owner would consider that bragging.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 11:36 PM (YJmuy)

482 There was shredded carrot and blood everywhere. It was horrible.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 11:36 PM (kpqmD)

OMG, the cottage cheese.....I can't type....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:37 PM (kXoT0)

483 You had to be there. We had a potluck with dueling lime jello recipes Lutheran versus Free Will Baptist and everything. Not everyone survived.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:34 PM (kXoT0)
---
What was the stance on miniature marshmallows?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:37 PM (jR7Wy)

484 Man, I wander away for a while and Uncle Palpatine unleashes the DeathCommerntStar on the ONT.

Wait 'til we see the power of the fully operational DeathCommentStar!

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 11:37 PM (s5o+q)

485 Yes, and Jobs named his after his thyroid. There was a reason for those turtlenecks.

I always thought they were to hold the foreskin down.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 11:37 PM (YJmuy)

486 Star Wars sucks.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2016 11:38 PM (6FqZa)

487 Whoa. The thread is inside the thread. Did you ever really look at a thread, man? If you look close enough, you can see the thread inside itself. Hey, are we out of Doritos?

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2016 11:38 PM (iMxBJ)

488 What was the stance on miniature marshmallows?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:37 PM (jR7Wy)

You.Do.NOT.Want.To.Know.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:38 PM (kXoT0)

489 And Secundus, that was Primo!
Nulli Secundus!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:38 PM (DLIIY)

490 494 Darn but those Trabants are cute. I had something similar as a kid but I had to peddle furiously to hit 20 mph downhill.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:35 PM (jR7Wy)

I remember them fondly...

They have less of a carbon footprint than you foolish Americans!

Posted by: Mutti Merkel at January 08, 2016 11:38 PM (s87AC)

491 Welp, it's not Friday night here at the ONT without some serious reminiscing.

Anybody else here remember MilkMate chocolate syrup??

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 11:38 PM (ntObR)

492 MisHum, as soon as this "wintry mix" bullshit is through, we're due to get January weather. How's it up near da yoopers?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 08, 2016 11:38 PM (kKHcp)

493 . . . DeathCommerntStar . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 11:37 PM (s5o+q)


Why, yes, the second Manhattan is well underway.

Why do you ask?

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 11:38 PM (s5o+q)

494 Damn. This is more fun than I remember.

Posted by: Bomber at January 08, 2016 11:38 PM (qKfed)

495 Wait 'til we see the power of the fully operational DeathCommentStar!

I think he just gave us a peek at ThreadKiller Station.

Posted by: Irony at January 08, 2016 11:39 PM (qmMG2)

496 Always gives me a chuckle:

Lutheran Airlines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0-W-OLT6nw

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:39 PM (jR7Wy)

497 I scanned that, going, "Don't be me; Don't be ME; DON'T be ME; DON'T BE ME; DON'T BE ME!!!;, OMIGOD, DON'T BE ME!!!; OH, SHIT, DON'T BE ME!!!!!; THANK THE STARS, it wasn't me."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 11:34 PM (EzgxV)


Haha! Had the same mixture of awe and dread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2016 11:39 PM (cKwwS)

498 502 You had to be there. We had a potluck with dueling lime jello recipes Lutheran versus Free Will Baptist and everything. Not everyone survived.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:34 PM (kXoT0)
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What was the stance on miniature marshmallows?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:37 PM (jR7Wy)

That's what led to blood on the floor.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 08, 2016 11:39 PM (kpqmD)

499 As for Uncle Palpatine, he'll learn all about teh suck during his stint in the Barrel.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2016 11:39 PM (6FqZa)

500 >>>Looking for a new .22 long gun. Sometime back the horde gave me several ideas on what I should get. I need to go shopping

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 10:22 PM (voOPb) <<<


Ruger 10/22 mag redyx.
Rights have been purchased to the old 10/22 mag and the new company has worked out the bugs. The review said it was most excellent,---what Ruger had intended and more. I don't remember the name of the company.



Posted by: Ralph at January 08, 2016 11:39 PM (qcIWB)

501 I'm gonna celebrate the JEF's EO by going to the gun range tomorrow. Let hubby show me all the Christmas presents he's been buying himself throughout the year. FU, Bamster.

Posted by: kalneva at January 08, 2016 11:40 PM (qSzM9)

502 "Holy crap."

Yeah. Hell of a thing. She got tired of crap and *whammo*



Dared us to say anything about it, too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:40 PM (z91zs)

503 Whoa. The thread is inside the thread. Did you ever really look at a thread, man? If you look close enough, you can see the thread inside itself. Hey, are we out of Doritos?
Posted by: Splunge

You're right, man. The thread is in 3D

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2016 11:40 PM (l3vZN)

504 >>OMG, the cottage cheese.....

Hey, I'm on antibiotics.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 08, 2016 11:40 PM (c7vUv)

505 The Zil 117 looks like it should be driven by Cato

Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2016 11:41 PM (q2o38)

506 Don't wanna make us Lutherans mad.

We'll dang ya to heck!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2016 11:36 PM (ntObR)


My sister recently asked a Norske what the "fida" portion of "uffda fida" meant.

You don't want to know.

But . . . imagine what even Vikings might find disgusting.

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 11:41 PM (s5o+q)

507 Dared us to say anything about it, too.

That kind of backfired.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2016 11:41 PM (YJmuy)

508 watching daniel tiger with him. the tiger is dancing with a giant bug named gregor.

cracked me up.

-
My three year old grandson was visiting over Christmas. He's big into monster trucks. I was searching Netflix for kid stuff and found Dinotrux. Animated adventures about heavy construction equipment that look like dinosaurs in a land before time.

http://tinyurl.com/jdk2xvg

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 08, 2016 11:41 PM (Nwg0u)

509 513
Damn. This is more fun than I remember.


Posted by: Bomber at January 08, 2016 11:38 PM (qKfed)


Ahhhh, yes -- a blackout drunk. We've got a few of those.

Hey, Bomber!!! Glad to see ya!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 11:41 PM (EzgxV)

510 Secundus, you got applause from the fiancee.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 11:42 PM (EzgxV)

511 We had a potluck with dueling lime jello recipes Lutheran versus Free Will Baptist and everything. Not everyone survived.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:34 PM (kXoT0)

The religious wars around this place get really vicious at times.

492 "Was it one of Fenelon's patented profanity-laced rants?"


Don't we know it. All F-words and S-words and C-words.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:35 PM (z91zs)

"Fudge!" "Shucks!" "Crud!"

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 08, 2016 11:43 PM (P8951)

512 One eye. Fairly mild right now upper 20s suppose to be dropping like a brick tomorrow

It's January what do you expect.
Utility bills have been halved since October wallet likes that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:43 PM (voOPb)

513 Yeah, but Grammie Winger started it by telling Fenelon that her momma sews socks that smell!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:43 PM (DLIIY)

514 Darn but those Trabants are cute. I had something similar as a kid but I had to peddle furiously to hit 20 mph downhill.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 08, 2016 11:35 PM (jR7Wy) You want cute? Crosley is your go-to car of choice. Made in USA, too. I have one like it in red and white.


http://www.cruisinclassicsinc.com/1949-crosley-coupe-panel-truck-c-61.htm

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2016 11:43 PM (cKwwS)

515 "That kind of backfired."

Well, yeah, it did. But she blood in her eyes. Blood I tell ya.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:43 PM (z91zs)

516 Scrolling through 416 & 417, I had the distinct impression that the font should've tilted away towards the top of the page.

With narration by Rick Moranis.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2016 11:43 PM (McRlu)

517 if we're reminiscing, can we talk about Space Food Sticks?

I remember eating those at the pool, came in the white foil pouch. Kinda like a Tootsie Roll, but not really.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 08, 2016 11:44 PM (7RXcs)

518 Thread's not here, man!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:44 PM (DLIIY)

519 Well, that bottle is empty now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:44 PM (GEICT)

520 This was the night of the Endless Scrolling. Make it end, make it end!

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 08, 2016 11:45 PM (dvuhZ)

521
Yeah. Hell of a thing. She got tired of crap and *whammo*



Dared us to say anything about it, too.


She'll cut you bro.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2016 11:46 PM (qUNWi)

522 Crud-sucka! Crud-sucka!

Posted by: mr wu after his conversion at January 08, 2016 11:46 PM (DLIIY)

523 Obligatory when we bring up Lutherans:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3HuShaTNoY

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:47 PM (kXoT0)

524 Thread's not here, man!
Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:44 PM (DLIIY)


Geez, this happens when I'm drinking.

The Zombies, "She's Not There"

https://youtu.be/CKBRc8zNQ30

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 11:48 PM (s5o+q)

525 "She'll cut you bro."



Dude, like, I know. Now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:49 PM (z91zs)

526 >>>Fenelon killed Grammie Winger

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:32 PM (kXoT0)<<<

'Tis Sad, but it might be for the best she's gone now...

'cause our game on Sunday would likely have done her in anyway.

Posted by: the Green Bay Packers at January 08, 2016 11:49 PM (H9MG5)

527 One of these days Fenelon will use a word beginning with a consonant that's not even in the Latin alphabet - or the Greek alphabet, or Futhark, or any Semitic alphabet

And then the Deep Ones will awaken from their eldritch slumber in their abyssal temple

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2016 11:49 PM (6FqZa)

528 Mike Hammer, if you are here, I saw a car today I have never seen before. Little mall show in Apache Junction. Here's this big old sedan, looked like it had just been dragged out of a barn and dusted off. 1931 Viking V8. BIG car, has a 259.5 cu. in, flathead V8 in it, Viking's own engine, physically way larger than Ford's '32 V8.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2016 11:50 PM (cKwwS)

529 Eris, if you would, shoot me an email.

bcochran1981 at gmail.

Yes, I realize you assholes will probably spam the shit out of me now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:50 PM (GEICT)

530 well, looks like my beer all evaporated away.

fucking global warming.

night all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:51 PM (AkOaV)

531 497 is it true that when a bell rings that an angel gets its wing tips?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:36 PM (DLIIY)

They got wing tips in Episcopalian Heaven back in 1950.

Now when a bell rings, an Episcopalian angel gets a rainbow flag.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 08, 2016 11:51 PM (P8951)

532 548 Eris, if you would, shoot me an email.

bcochran1981 at gmail.

Yes, I realize you assholes will probably spam the shit out of me now.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:50 PM (GEICT)

::signs up for awesomegaysexporn.com::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2016 11:51 PM (AkOaV)

533 Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 11:42 PM (EzgxV)

*bow*

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 11:51 PM (mSKnV)

534 536
if we're reminiscing, can we talk about Space Food Sticks?



I remember eating those at the pool, came in the white foil pouch. Kinda like a Tootsie Roll, but not really.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 08, 2016 11:44 PM (7RXcs)


Oh, yeah....I remember. They came in caramel, peanut-butter, and chocolate flavors, IIRC.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 11:51 PM (EzgxV)

535
Well, that was an embarrelling for the ages...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2016 11:52 PM (BK3ZS)

536 Eris, if you would, shoot me an email.

bcochran1981 at gmail.

Yes, I realize you assholes will probably spam the shit out of me now.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:50 PM (GEICT)


I have a whole list of excellent podcasts that you should hear.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 08, 2016 11:52 PM (fC9RO)

537 NO BLAH BLAH BLAH

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2016 11:52 PM (GdFQh)

538 #545 Nope, we had a murracle. Faith brought her back and she and Fenelon reconciled. Now if we could just deal with the accursed shredded carrots, marshmallows, cottage cheese, and fruit cocktail, the healing could being.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:52 PM (kXoT0)

539 Well, that was an embarrelling for the ages...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2016 11:52 PM (BK3ZS)


If you're gonna Barrel, Barrel like you MEAN IT.

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 11:53 PM (s5o+q)

540 AOP, the Viking was a failed Oldsmobile companion brand. Buick had the Marquette.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2016 11:53 PM (l3vZN)

541 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:50 PM (GEICT)

It may shock you to hear this, but I happen to have $10 MILLION US DOLLARS in an account...

Posted by: Secundus at January 08, 2016 11:53 PM (mSKnV)

542 *SIGH*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:54 PM (GEICT)

543 Nope, we had a murracle. Faith brought her back and she and Fenelon reconciled. Now if we could just deal with the accursed shredded carrots, marshmallows, cottage cheese, and fruit cocktail, the healing could being.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:52 PM (kXoT0)


Call me!

Posted by: Achmed's Rent-a-Goat at January 08, 2016 11:54 PM (cKwwS)

544
@BecketAdams live tweeted the loud conversation of some nasal honking millennials in the booth behind him tonight as he waited for his order of wings. Pretty funny stuff...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2016 11:54 PM (BK3ZS)

545 Hey, y'all. Been a while, did I miss anything?
Posted by: Bomber at January 08, 2016 11:30 PM

Not much, still just crazy here.

You back home yet?

T

Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2016 11:55 PM (o/90i)

546 #551

Dear Hillary Now,

I want to work for your campaign. I want to donate everything I own or ever will own.

I am all in for Hillary!=>

Your friend

BC

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:55 PM (kXoT0)

547 Hahahahaa!


Barrel time.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 08, 2016 11:55 PM (MgcKq)

548 546
One of these days Fenelon will use a word beginning with a consonant
that's not even in the Latin alphabet - or the Greek alphabet, or
Futhark, or any Semitic alphabet



And then the Deep Ones will awaken from their eldritch slumber in their abyssal temple

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2016 11:49 PM (6FqZa)


Well, sir, I'm not a potted plant. I'm here as a commenter. That's my job.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 11:55 PM (EzgxV)

549 Hey, wo sind all die weissen Madchen?

Posted by: Sheriff Achmed at January 08, 2016 11:55 PM (RU5ki)

550 Futhark. Might as well discuss Georgian or Tocharian.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2016 11:55 PM (q2o38)

551 Futhark. Might as well discuss Georgian or Tocharian.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2016 11:55 PM (q2o3[/ki]

Proto-Indo-Moronic.

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 11:56 PM (s5o+q)

552 "NO BLAH BLAH BLAH"

I'm listening.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 08, 2016 11:56 PM (z91zs)

553 Did someone say 'pearl necklace'?

Posted by: mONICA at January 08, 2016 11:56 PM (MgcKq)

554 AOP, the Viking was a failed Oldsmobile companion brand. Buick had the Marquette.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2016 11:53 PM (l3vZN)


Thanks! Explains the "Body by Fisher" door sill plate. Pretty impressive car, and a V8 when Oldsmobile had only a six and a straight eight. I wonder if the Viking V8 morphed into the Caddy V8?

Posted by: Achmed's Rent-a-Goat at January 08, 2016 11:57 PM (cKwwS)

555 Futhark runed it for everyone!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2016 11:57 PM (DLIIY)

556 Big reveal:

Fenelonspoke typed

dead Grammie Winger

instead of ::gasp::

dear Grammie Winger

and it was on like Donkey Kong

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:57 PM (kXoT0)

557 BTW, I had a good laugh the other day when I saw the Unitarians have a big "Black Lives Matter!" sign outside their church now.

'Cause nobody is down with the struggle like the Unitarians.

Lord, they're whiter than Bernie Sanders in a Vermont snowstorm.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 08, 2016 11:58 PM (P8951)

558
So what does that mean if you've eaten a dog?

You move on to spanking the monkey?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2016 11:58 PM (BK3ZS)

559 Did someone say 'pearl necklace'?
Posted by: mONICA at January 08, 2016 11:56 PM (MgcKq)


Well, yes, I did see a ZZ Top reference upthread. Or I could be hallucinating. Where's my Manhattan?

Posted by: filbert at January 08, 2016 11:58 PM (s5o+q)

560 Friday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/685511800746577920

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/685511946020470784

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/685512098051440641

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/685512262954651648

Posted by: kbdabear at January 08, 2016 11:58 PM (WIUBe)

561 Off, goat-monger sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2016 11:59 PM (cKwwS)

562 @576 Donna that was chuckle worthy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2016 11:59 PM (voOPb)

563 Moar Friday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/685512418605268993

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/685512580715118592

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/685512729575223296

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/685512861830000640

Posted by: kbdabear at January 08, 2016 11:59 PM (WIUBe)

564 Lord, they're whiter than Bernie Sanders in a Vermont snowstorm.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 08, 2016 11:58 PM (P8951)

Aren't they the butt of the joke about believing that "There is, at most, one God"?

Posted by: Secundus at January 09, 2016 12:00 AM (mSKnV)

565 "Futhark runed it for everyone!"

I don't know him. What'd he do?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 12:00 AM (z91zs)

566 #576 I had a co-worker who was Liberal to the point of Million Man March participant and she invited me to go to her Unitarian Church services. Wow, that was hard to turn down. NOT!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:00 AM (kXoT0)

567 Eris, if you would, shoot me an email.

bcochran1981 at gmail.

Yes, I realize you assholes will probably spam the shit out of me now.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 08, 2016 11:50 PM (GEICT)



We're comin' Baby!!!

Posted by: lace wigs at January 09, 2016 12:00 AM (syGA0)

568 BTW, a bunch of Moslem women attacked a bunch of Euro women walking up the steps of Cologne cathedral today. That's women's lib in Islam.
-----
The group of teenagers, aged between 18 and 20 years old were climbing the cathedral steps at approximately 1230 when they were approached by a gang of migrant women. Cologne's Express reports the gang "went mad" at the girls and chased them, pushing one of the girls down the stone steps.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2016 12:01 AM (DLIIY)

569 Well, after scrolling through the wreckage, I guess it's time to call it a night. But not before I say

HI, BOMBER! GOOD TO SEE YOU!

Posted by: Emmie at January 09, 2016 12:01 AM (ffVbD)

570
BTW, I had a good laugh the other day when I saw the Unitarians have a big "Black Lives Matter!" sign outside their church now.

I'll see that and raise it with "The Gospel According to Carole King" on the sign of a nearby "LGBTQ friendly" Independent Baptist church that I saw yesterday.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2016 12:01 AM (BK3ZS)

571 Night Harry

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 12:01 AM (voOPb)

572 Whoa. The thread is inside the thread. Did you ever really look at a thread, man? If you look close enough, you can see the thread inside itself. Hey, are we out of Doritos?
Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2016 11:38 PM

Did you take the purple microdot or the windowpane?

Posted by: college in the 70s

Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2016 12:01 AM (o/90i)

573 BTW, I had a good laugh the other day when I saw the Unitarians have a big "Black Lives Matter!" sign outside their church now.

'Cause nobody is down with the struggle like the Unitarians.

Lord, they're whiter than Bernie Sanders in a Vermont snowstorm.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 08, 2016 11:58 PM (P8951)


You need to add a hand-printed sign: "And white lives don't, apparently"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:01 AM (cKwwS)

574 We're comin' Baby!!!
Posted by: lace wigs at January 09, 2016 12:00 AM (syGA0)
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Ha! What were those other things? Machines of loving grace?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:01 AM (jR7Wy)

575 Aren't Unitarians basically atheists who feel they have to go somewhere Sunday morning?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2016 12:02 AM (FkBIv)

576 Islam is a cancer on the civilized world.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2016 12:02 AM (RU5ki)

577 I saw the Unitarians have a big "Black Lives Matter!" sign outside their church now

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'Cause nothing says unity like Black Lives Matter and yours doesn't.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 12:03 AM (Nwg0u)

578 I don't want to go back to work...
I don't want to go back to work...
I don't want to go back to work...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik's on vacation at January 09, 2016 12:03 AM (a3mAP)

579 Hey Farmer! Depends on which home. Geobachelor in Florida, but made it to Illinois three times over Christmas.

Posted by: Bomber at January 09, 2016 12:03 AM (qKfed)

580
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:55 PM (kXoT0)

LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2016 12:03 AM (BK3ZS)

581 594 Aren't Unitarians basically atheists who feel they have to go somewhere Sunday morning?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2016 12:02 AM (FkBIv)
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Just go to Denny's, man! You can get a grand slam breakfast and BLM might show up too!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:03 AM (jR7Wy)

582 "The group of teenagers, aged between 18 and 20 years old were climbing the cathedral steps at approximately 1230 when they were approached by a gang of migrant women. Cologne's Express reports the gang "went mad" at the girls and chased them, pushing one of the girls down the stone steps."



Hmmm.

It may be more than passed time.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 12:03 AM (z91zs)

583 Can one of BCochran's correspondents report back to the Horde whether or not he does, in fact, have Prince Albert in a can?

Because it's been awhile, and I think he wants out.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2016 12:04 AM (6FqZa)

584 BTW, I had a good laugh the other day when I saw the Unitarians have a big "Black Lives Matter!" sign outside their church now.

'Cause nobody is down with the struggle like the Unitarians.

Lord, they're whiter than Bernie Sanders in a Vermont snowstorm.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 08, 2016 11:58 PM (P8951)


You need to add a hand-printed sign: "And white lives don't, apparently"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:01 AM (cKwwS)


WHITE LIVES SUCK!!! works too.

Posted by: filbert at January 09, 2016 12:04 AM (s5o+q)

585 OK, I'm not even a metalhead, but I signed the "Lemmium" petition in the sidebar. It would be fitting.

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2016 12:04 AM (sdi6R)

586 Just go to Denny's, man! You can get a grand slam breakfast and BLM might show up too!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:03 AM (jR7Wy)



That.....would be a mistake.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 09, 2016 12:05 AM (GEICT)

587 545 >>>Fenelon killed Grammie Winger

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:32 PM (kXoT0)

'Tis Sad, but it might be for the best she's gone now...

'cause our game on Sunday would likely have done her in anyway.
Posted by: the Green Bay Packers at January 08, 2016 11:49 PM (H9MG5)

That's true. They can't hurt her anymore, unlike the rest of us who will continue to suffer.

Now she's sitting on a cloud with buzzion making fantasy football picks.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 12:05 AM (P8951)

588 Just go to Denny's, man! You can get a grand slam breakfast and BLM might show up too!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage


Ah yes, the black brunch bunch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2016 12:05 AM (FkBIv)

589 593
We're comin' Baby!!!

Posted by: lace wigs at January 09, 2016 12:00 AM (syGA0)

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Ha! What were those other things? Machines of loving grace?



Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:01 AM (jR7Wy)


Machines for sale.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 12:05 AM (EzgxV)

590 I think the Euro elite are going to try to dig in their heels and double down. This bunch is incapable of admitting, maybe even realizing they were wrong. I realized this back during the various Euro crises. These elites have their little Utopian theories and projects, and reality is not going to dissuade them.

They are going to have to be forcibly removed from power. I hope that means the ballot box by electing governments that will then force the Eurocrats out, but if not, it's going to get bloody.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2016 12:06 AM (dvuhZ)

591 That's one small step for a man, one giant clusterfuck for Uncle Palpatine.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2016 12:06 AM (gyKtp)

592 "Just go to Denny's, man! You can get a grand slam breakfast and BLM might show up too!"



You're the second person to mention Denny's tonight. Is is Valhalla of cultural differnefences?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 12:06 AM (z91zs)

593 Wow, I did not know BC had a piercing there.

Don't know why he felt compelled to show me...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:06 AM (jR7Wy)

594 I APPROVE the Star Wars theme rendition on guitar.

In fact, I used it as a basis for my SNL renditions of the same piece!

Trust me.

Posted by: Bill Murray at January 09, 2016 12:07 AM (FkgZk)

595 I'll see that and raise it with "The Gospel According to Carole King" on the sign of a nearby "LGBTQ friendly" Independent Baptist church that I saw yesterday.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars



Sounds like that Progressive Baptist Church in Alexandria. I'm guess the Bible they use is about 3 pages or so. They follow the Make Crap Up doctrine.

Posted by: lace wigs at January 09, 2016 12:07 AM (syGA0)

596 You're the second person to mention Denny's tonight. Is is Valhalla of cultural differnefences?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 12:06 AM (z91zs)
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Been there in the wee hours? It's like the Limbo waiting room from Beetlejuice.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:08 AM (jR7Wy)

597 day oh.... day ay ay oh

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2016 12:08 AM (6FqZa)

598 Don't know why he felt compelled to show me...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:06 AM (jR7Wy)



*steals all your edged weapons and sells them at the flea market*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 09, 2016 12:08 AM (GEICT)

599 Don't know why he felt compelled to show me...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:06 AM (jR7Wy)

Cochran's Favreing all the 'ettes. Pass it on.

Posted by: Secundus at January 09, 2016 12:08 AM (mSKnV)

600 Been there in the wee hours? It's like the Limbo waiting room from Beetlejuice.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:08 AM (jR7Wy)

ALL the people from the People.Of.Walmart show up.

You were WARNED.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:08 AM (kXoT0)

601 Cologne's Express reports the gang "went mad" at the girls and chased them, pushing one of the girls down the stone steps."

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If only we could find a common thread in these random acts!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 12:09 AM (Nwg0u)

602 You're the second person to mention Denny's tonight. Is is Valhalla of cultural differnefences?

'Round these parts there's tales of a "gay Denney's".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 09, 2016 12:09 AM (YJmuy)

603 If you have Prince Albert, I think sitzpinkling is a must.

:crosses legs, just thinking about it:

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2016 12:10 AM (dvuhZ)

604
Speaking of Denny's, does chemjeff still have his reserved seat at Fapplebees?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2016 12:10 AM (BK3ZS)

605 Well, sir, I'm not a potted plant. I'm here as a commenter. That's my job.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 11:55 PM

And how does that pay under this Obama economy?

Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2016 12:10 AM (o/90i)

606
*steals all your edged weapons and sells them at the flea market*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 09, 2016 12:08 AM (GEICT)
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Can't steal my tongue, baby!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:10 AM (jR7Wy)

607 They are going to have to be forcibly removed from
power. I hope that means the ballot box by electing governments that
will then force the Eurocrats out, but if not, it's going to get bloody.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2016 12:06 AM (dvuhZ)


I would expect a military coup at some point, that seems to be the only thing left.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2016 12:10 AM (q2o38)

608 off sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2016 12:10 AM (syGA0)

609 The gay denny's in Houston was House of Pies, aka House of Guys. It was recommended not to order the Boston Cream Pie at 3 AM unless you really really meant it

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2016 12:10 AM (6FqZa)

610 {i}Cologne's Express reports the gang "went mad" at the girls and chased them, pushing one of the girls down the stone steps."

Same bunch of madcap gals who beat up the sunbathers in the German parks last spring, calling them degenerate whores for wearing bikinis instead of burkas/hijabs?

Naw, couldn't be.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:11 AM (kXoT0)

611 597
I don't want to go back to work...

I don't want to go back to work...

I don't want to go back to work...



Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik's on vacation at January 09, 2016 12:03 AM (a3mAP)


It might be me you're looking-for....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZclddLcOYYA

Posted by: Todd at January 09, 2016 12:11 AM (EzgxV)

612 Does any Euro country have a military capable of pulling off a coup anymore?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2016 12:11 AM (dvuhZ)

613 I thought all of "those people" went to Applebee's trying to pick up university types like chemistry professors?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2016 12:11 AM (DLIIY)

614 well, good night all
haven't been able to follow along tonight, that is because I am getting ready for the Chiefs game


Posted by: chemjeff at January 09, 2016 12:11 AM (uZNvH)

615 OK, I'm not even a metalhead, but I signed the "Lemmium" petition in the sidebar. It would be fitting.

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2016 12:04 AM (sdi6R)


Lemmy would be proud.

Posted by: M3tal H3ad at January 09, 2016 12:12 AM (cmE8J)

616 Can't steal my tongue, baby!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:10 AM (jR7Wy)


That would be the cats' job, yes?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2016 12:12 AM (q2o38)

617 you mean the Texans game, surely ;^)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2016 12:12 AM (6FqZa)

618 Can't steal my tongue, baby!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:10 AM (jR7Wy)



*raises eyebrow*

Can put it to better use though.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 09, 2016 12:12 AM (GEICT)

619 Hmm, could 2015 possibly be

The German Spring

In which German girls/women find their ovaries and commence to beat the shiite/sunni out of their attackers?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:12 AM (kXoT0)

620 Oh, drat. K vs C beat me to the chemjeff meme first mention.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2016 12:13 AM (DLIIY)

621 603: Nah just a kill whitey sign will do.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2016 12:13 AM (ucDmr)

622 I would expect a military coup at some point, that seems to be the only thing left.
Posted by: Kindltot


They might go out with a whimper instead of a bang.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2016 12:13 AM (FkBIv)

623 Nite CJ good luck to your Chiefs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 12:13 AM (voOPb)

624 #619 Sorry I mean 2016, not used to the year change yet.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:13 AM (kXoT0)

625 601 >> If only we could find a common thread in these random acts!

It would have to be something huge, on the order of a worldwide ideology masquerading as a religion.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2016 12:13 AM (gyKtp)

626 "It's 2016."

Posted by: that wanker on your twitter feed at January 09, 2016 12:13 AM (6FqZa)

627 587 545 >>>Fenelon killed Grammie Winger

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 08, 2016 11:32 PM (kXoT0)

'Tis Sad, but it might be for the best she's gone now...

'cause our game on Sunday would likely have done her in anyway.
Posted by: the Green Bay Packers at January 08, 2016 11:49 PM (H9MG5)

That's true. They can't hurt her anymore, unlike the rest of us who will continue to suffer.

Now she's sitting on a cloud with buzzion making fantasy football picks.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 12:05 AM (P8951)



Its Fenelon's fault I'm dead too. I had to be helpful about comma placement that Bill Cosby was disgraced and not Thomas Sowell and it spiraled from there.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 09, 2016 12:13 AM (zt+N6)

628
Aren't they the butt of the joke about believing that "There is, at most, one God"?
Posted by: Secundus at January 09, 2016 12:00 AM (mSKnV)

The one I always heard was that the only time you hear the name Jesus Christ uttered in an Unitarian church is when the janitor falls down the stairs.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 12:13 AM (P8951)

629 "Does any Euro country have a military capable of pulling off a coup anymore? "

A coup? Oh yeah. Defend the county? Oh no.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 12:14 AM (z91zs)

630 597 to 578.....we're losing comments at a Fast-and-Furious pace. Don't expect we'll miss 'em that much, but the way the thread lurches may cause nausea. Please keep your seat-belts fastened.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 12:14 AM (EzgxV)

631 Eris! Somebody!


Call a toast!

Who's in?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 09, 2016 12:15 AM (GEICT)

632 Chavez! How was the fish fry tonite?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 12:15 AM (voOPb)

633 Those beer-fetching doggies are amazing. Man's Best Friend indeed!

Get Eris a longneck, Sparky!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:15 AM (jR7Wy)

634 is when the janitor falls down the stairs.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 12:13 AM (P8951)

As in Haysus, you OK, man?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:15 AM (kXoT0)

635 "Country"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 12:15 AM (z91zs)

636 584
BTW, I had a good laugh the other day when I saw the Unitarians have a big "Black Lives Matter!" sign outside their church now.



'Cause nobody is down with the struggle like the Unitarians.



Lord, they're whiter than Bernie Sanders in a Vermont snowstorm.



Posted by: DonnaV (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 08, 2016 11:58 PM (P8951)





You need to add a hand-printed sign: "And white lives don't, apparently"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:01 AM (cKwwS)



WHITE LIVES SUCK!!! works too.

Posted by: filbert at January 09, 2016 12:04 AM (s5o+q)



I thought it was supposed to say #BlackFridayMatters

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 12:16 AM (EzgxV)

637 Call a toast!

Who's in?


What's it's number?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 09, 2016 12:16 AM (YJmuy)

638 632: MH! Changed it up a little tonite. Franks. Just for something different.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2016 12:17 AM (ucDmr)

639 Palpatine's POST got unbarrelled, but he himself will have to stay there until he finishes his review of Michael Moore's latest movie

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2016 12:17 AM (6FqZa)

640 Gee. I think we lost more than just the "thread within a thread" comment. It looks like there are about 10 missing.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2016 12:17 AM (DLIIY)

641 Here's to the Navy: True hearts and sound bottoms!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:18 AM (jR7Wy)

642 "But today, well today I came up with a decent simple design for a "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" tshirt. "

Limbaugh did a coffee cup with that theme back during the Clinton years, when Her Cankleship first made that claim.

It's right here next to my PC.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at January 09, 2016 12:18 AM (FkgZk)

643 Night, night....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 12:19 AM (z91zs)

644 I'm actually surprised. Eris was the only one who emailed me.


Shocking.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 09, 2016 12:19 AM (GEICT)

645 Limbaugh did a coffee cup with that theme back during the Clinton years, when Her Cankleship first made that claim.

It's right here next to my PC.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at January 09, 2016 12:18 AM (FkgZk)



https://www.customink.com/g/cjv0-00ad-u3hq

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 09, 2016 12:19 AM (GEICT)

646
Its Fenelon's fault I'm dead too..
Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 09, 2016 12:13 AM (zt+N6)

Good God and here I thought Fenelon was a nice person. It turns out she's Lizzy Borden in a minister's robe.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 12:19 AM (P8951)

647 >>>597 to 578.....we're losing comments at a
Fast-and-Furious pace. Don't expect we'll miss 'em that much, but the
way the thread lurches may cause nausea. Please keep your seat-belts
fastened.


Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 12:14 AM (EzgxV)<<<

Gave 'em to some Mexicans. But don't worry, they'll probably pop up to cause some damage in the future.

Posted by: Eric "Stedman" Holder at January 09, 2016 12:20 AM (H9MG5)

648 Pizza for the win. A most excellent fish fry tonight at a joint called Fat Boys.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 12:21 AM (voOPb)

649 i]Good God and here I thought Fenelon was a nice person. It turns out she's Lizzy Borden in a minister's robe.

FenelonSpoke the killing word.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 09, 2016 12:21 AM (YJmuy)

650 635: Didn't even notice the typo. I make typos I'd never notice looking at it myself. Of course, once I post, I immediately see it.

I wonder what the mighty Wehrmacht of the 30s and 40s would think of the state of their fatherland, now?

I tell you one thing. All the WWII vets I knew (and just about all of them are gone now :sigh had nothing but *respect* for the Wehrmacht. I've heard them say that if you had an army of American GIs (of the day) and German officers, you'd have the greatest army in the world. And they said the German troops they knew (from capturing) actually said that first.

I wonder if that is still alive anywhere, either in them or us....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2016 12:21 AM (dvuhZ)

651 She gave Grammie Winger forty whacks...
with a wet noodle!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2016 12:21 AM (DLIIY)

652 Hey Farmer! Depends on which home. Geobachelor in Florida, but made it to Illinois three times over Christmas.
Posted by: Bomber at January 09, 2016 12:03 AM

Awesome.
It's been rainy here today, snow tomorrow.
Thanks for all you do to protect us, much appreciated and tell your buds that it is appreciated in the heartland.

Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2016 12:21 AM (o/90i)

653 Hell, I'm in for a toast.

*eyes the Christmas bottle of Glenmorangie*

Posted by: Piercello at January 09, 2016 12:21 AM (RXfvh)

654 Hillary For Prison 2016

|-|> #######

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2016 12:21 AM (gyKtp)

655 Night RK

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 12:22 AM (voOPb)

656 Dammit, that smiley face popped up in the most inopportune place, thanks to the colon and closing parentheses. I wish I could edit that, dammit. But no one think that was intentional.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2016 12:22 AM (dvuhZ)

657 >>>Good God and here I thought Fenelon was a nice person. It turns out she's Lizzy Borden in a minister's robe.

Posted by: DonnaV (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 12:19 AM (P8951)<<<

I'm always telling people it should be Felon... looks like I've been right all along.

Posted by: autocucumber at January 09, 2016 12:22 AM (H9MG5)

658 Popping back in to say...

Me: "I avoid licking the carpet. "
Ricardo Kill: Wut?

Got home, kicked off my shoes, and only then did it hit me. What you apparently saw immediately took me over half an hour to realize what I'd teed up. Yeesh! (IIKWYMAITTID.)

♥ oh! annnd... ♥

Sherry: ...if we ever do meet up in real life, you have to promise not to tell the Horde all about me.

Huh. My thought had been somewhat the reverse, that you not tell them about me! But I hope we shall have a chance, even this year. I'll wear my good loafers.

Good night ^2, Gracies.

Posted by: mindful webworker - slow reader at January 09, 2016 12:22 AM (tHAoL)

659 605
Well, sir, I'm not a potted plant. I'm here as a commenter. That's my job.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2016 11:55 PM



And how does that pay under this Obama economy?



Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2016 12:10 AM (o/90i)


About as well as anything else.

(I take it you missed the original reference -- hint: "Oliver North")

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 12:22 AM (EzgxV)

660 Barrel check?

Posted by: Secundus at January 09, 2016 12:23 AM (mSKnV)

661 Yeah, no one likes things popping up inopportunely in their colon.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2016 12:23 AM (DLIIY)

662 The sole, and quite sufficient reason for the existence of Clamato is for assembling Caesars. ice, vodka (cheap is fine) a squirt of Tabasco sauce, a squirt of Worecestershire sauce, preferably Lea And Perrins, in a glass rimmed with Caesar salt, and garnished with olive, or pickled green bean, or celery. They are very yummy.

****************

I skip the Clamato, using the Ordinary Spicy Hot V-8. (to me Clamato is too sweet)

I add just two drops of smoke flavoring.

Killer drink!

Which I call the SmokeJumper TM.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at January 09, 2016 12:23 AM (FkgZk)

663 648: Can't go wrong with a joint called Fatboys my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2016 12:23 AM (ucDmr)

664 Gears are starting to wind down. Time to fluff the pillows and hit the sack.

Stay strong, my lovelies!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:24 AM (jR7Wy)

665 Busy tonight.

Posted by: Piercello at January 09, 2016 12:24 AM (RXfvh)

666 Nite Eris

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 12:24 AM (voOPb)

667 611 It might be me you're looking-for....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZclddLcOYYA
Posted by: Todd at January 09, 2016 12:11 AM (EzgxV)


Heh. If only I could turn that into a federally-approved disability...

Also, here's another Star Wars/guitar-related video (no laser-assisted decapitation occurred, unfortunately):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcUFduNbAyY&feature=youtu.be&t=187

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik's on vacation at January 09, 2016 12:24 AM (a3mAP)

668 627
Its Fenelon's fault I'm dead too. I had to be helpful about comma placement that Bill Cosby was disgraced and not Thomas Sowell and it spiraled from there.
Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 09, 2016 12:13 AM (zt+N6)


So Fenelon is a mass murderer? It's always the ones you least expect.

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2016 12:25 AM (sdi6R)

669 AOP _ But, you took pictures of the car for us, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2016 12:25 AM (ANVXm)

670 And the Mexican Blackbird is in the driveway (97 GMC Sierra stepwise). It required a new starter and now wants a new fuel pump. There is a reason it's named after that song.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 09, 2016 12:25 AM (Lqy/e)

671 #658 Sweet dreams, mindful to you and yours.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:25 AM (kXoT0)

672 MH gets the magik number!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 09, 2016 12:25 AM (YJmuy)

673 661: Speak for yourself. Nothing makes my day like an inopportune colon popup.

Posted by: Roxy Raye at January 09, 2016 12:25 AM (dvuhZ)

674
654
Hillary For Prison 2016

|-|> #######


Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2016 12:21 AM (gyKtp)


Now, THAT'S a toast!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 12:26 AM (EzgxV)

675 @661 Barney Frank disagrees

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 12:26 AM (voOPb)

676 Yeah, no one likes things popping up inopportunely in their colon.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2016 12:23 AM (DLIIY)

Speak for yourself.

Barky says stamping his widdle foot for emphasis.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:26 AM (kXoT0)

677 That's all for me tonight. See you all "tomorrow".

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2016 12:27 AM (DLIIY)

678 Oh for crying out loud. I lived this. The Jim Johnson, Larry Small, Frank Raines days at Fannie. I was there from 1988 to 1997 to watch them implode the secondary mortgage market with Slick Willy's help.

Posted by: Michael J. Bilek at January 09, 2016 12:28 AM (LxKP+)

679 Regarding the Hillary For Prison toast.

I have this fantasy of the Horde attending a showing of 13 Hours en masse with smuggled booze and screaming

Hillary for Prison every few minutes.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:28 AM (kXoT0)

680 Goodnight to those checking out.


Piercello.....

May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 09, 2016 12:29 AM (GEICT)

681 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 12:15 AM (jR7Wy)

A friend of mine taught her Great Dane to fetch beers. It was cute, but I have to say I was a bit leery about actually drinking mine when the dog (a big slobberer) brought the can to me and I saw he had his mouth over the tab. I gave him pets and said "Good boy!" And then I waited a bit and then took the can into the kitchen and washed off that end as discreetly as I could. I grew up with dogs and am not that phobic about dog germs but I draw the line at drinking dog spit.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 12:30 AM (P8951)

682 #681 I have never owned a dog that I would trust with the knowledge of opening a refrigerator door. I had a 10 lb dog that had she been able to open the refrigerator would've cleaned it out.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:33 AM (kXoT0)

683 My taste is more salty than sweet.

Posted by: Molly k. at January 08, 2016 10:11 PM (4aaDj)

I'm only at comment 40. PLEASE tell me some of you took this and ran with it.

Posted by: Blano at January 09, 2016 12:34 AM (C3E0x)

684 They ought to get ol' Roxy Raye to go to Cologne, right at ground zero, and, uh, do her thing with a damned Koran. And, in my ultimate scenario how this fight with the enemies of civilization ought to end, I'd bring Roxy to Mecca, have her do her act and the most blasphemous, outrageous stuff we could dream up, right on that holy rock.

Then we'd destroy the rock, then Mecca itself, then Medina.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2016 12:34 AM (dvuhZ)

685 611
597

I don't want to go back to work...


I don't want to go back to work...


I don't want to go back to work...






Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik's on vacation at January 09, 2016 12:03 AM (a3mAP)


It might be me you're looking-for....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZclddLcOYYA


Posted by: Todd at January 09, 2016 12:11 AM (EzgxV)


Fun factoid I've heard about Todd Rundgren concerts -- the musicians rotate instruments between songs. Seems like an amusing conceit.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 12:35 AM (EzgxV)

686 #684

I have long posted that in the war against islam, we need to fire up some crop dusters and coat Mecca/Medina about 3 feet deep in hog farm and hog slaughterhouse effluvia and then issue this statement:

"If Allah is all that and a bag of chips, the hog shit, blood, and bone should never have reached the ground. We done, bitches, give it up. Your Moon God ain't nuttin, honey."

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:39 AM (kXoT0)

687 I'm sorry that Grammie Winger was killed before the Cubs won a World Series.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 12:40 AM (P8951)

688 The Wells Fargo that's owned by(if I recall correctly) Berkshire Hathaway?

Berkshire owns about 10-15% of WFC's shares; doesn't own it outright.

Posted by: Blano at January 09, 2016 12:40 AM (C3E0x)

689 I draw the line at drinking dog spit.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V


Sounds like a hipster craft beer name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2016 12:41 AM (FkBIv)

690 (I take it you missed the original reference -- hint: "Oliver North")
Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 12:22 AM

I did indeed. Tried a search w/ no luck. I'm stuck blissfully ignorant.

No surprise in my middle aged senility.

Be well and get the he** out of CA soon.

Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2016 12:41 AM (o/90i)

691 Apropos of nothin' in particular -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9OqUuA6a0

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 12:41 AM (EzgxV)

692 Sounds like a hipster craft beer name.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2016 12:41 AM (FkBIv)

Ask and ye shall receive, I give you Maggie's Dog Slobber Beer.

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/774/15755/

There is also a brewery in Texas that produces Dog Spit Ale.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:44 AM (kXoT0)

693 I'm sorry that Grammie Winger was killed before the Cubs won a World Series.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016

WTF, was this a terrorist attack in God's cheeselands?

Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2016 12:45 AM (o/90i)

694 690
(I take it you missed the original reference -- hint: "Oliver North")

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 12:22 AM



I did indeed. Tried a search w/ no luck. I'm stuck blissfully ignorant.



No surprise in my middle aged senility.



Be well and get the he** out of CA soon.



Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2016 12:41 AM (o/90i)



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Sullivan -- and thanks for your well-wishes. Got a couple of bucks in PowerBall because it'd cause a sonic boom in my neighborhood -- when the air rushed in to fill the vacuum where my stuff used to be.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 12:45 AM (EzgxV)

695 Over the years I have never had a dog who couldn't fridge. But we're able to open a microwave

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 12:45 AM (voOPb)

696
Fun factoid I've heard about Todd Rundgren concerts -- the musicians rotate instruments between songs. Seems like an amusing conceit.


Actually sounds like a good way to avoid burnout.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2016 12:46 AM (qUNWi)

697 Someone posted earlier that sales of pepper spray have skyrocketed in Germany.

That's good, but I think that walking around with a Rottweiler or a German Shepard would be even better protection. The damned Muzzie pervs would keep more than an arm's length away from you guaranteed.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 12:46 AM (P8951)

698 WTF, was this a terrorist attack in God's cheeselands?
Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2016 12:45 AM (o/90i)

Do a ctrl F search for the horrid details....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:47 AM (kXoT0)

699 The attempt on my life has left me scarred, and deformed......

But I assure you, my resolve has never been stronger!

(And I just finished mopping my laundromat. Sith Lord's gotta have a lotta irons in the fire, dontcha know?)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 12:47 AM (/33sy)

700 687 >> I'm sorry that Grammie Winger was killed before the Cubs won a World Series.

She was never going to make it to 2115 anyhow.

Todd Rundgren is playing here on the MS coast in a couple of weeks. I've ordered tics for my friend (I don't want to see him, myself, yuk).

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2016 12:49 AM (gyKtp)

701 I understand this young man makes a modest living with this -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOsgv_X_cV8 .



Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 12:55 AM (EzgxV)

702 Donna you get your canoe accident victim yet?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 12:55 AM (voOPb)

703 WTF, was this a terrorist attack in God's cheeselands?
Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2016 12:45 AM (o/90i)

Nah, Fenelon killed her. See 556. You know that the soul of both a Packers fan and a Cubbie fan resided within the late grammie winger, an odd combination, but who am I to judge?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 12:58 AM (P8951)

704 AOP _ But, you took pictures of the car for us, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2016 12:25 AM (ANVXm)


Didn't have the damn camera with me. But the car will probably turn up there again, and I will go to the show in 2 weeks time, again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:58 AM (cKwwS)

705 Here's my late-night info-mercial on a sure-fire investment opportunity:

"Make tens of thousands of dollars a decade! Own your own turn-key laundromat! Imagine the glamorous late nights, wiping down large-capacity washers, cleaning out lint-traps, and mopping the floors!

Imagine the looks of envy and admiration on the tellers' faces when you roll in with 50 pounds of quarters twice a week!"

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 12:59 AM (/33sy)

706 #703 Do NOT search references to the potluck and Jello.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:59 AM (kXoT0)

707 685
Fun factoid I've heard about Todd Rundgren concerts -- the musicians rotate instruments between songs. Seems like an amusing conceit.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 12:35 AM (EzgxV)


I remember reading about somebody else doing that, but I don't remember who.

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2016 01:00 AM (sdi6R)

708 This has likely been discussed here, so forgive me if it sounds like a re-run, but what the hell are the gun laws in Germany? Can a German citizen own anything?

And how about their self-defense laws. I've read crap about in the UK about citizens getting in trouble for defending themselves with too force against poor robbers and shit like that. I saw a comment on a Daily Mail story about Cologne quipping that in the UK, they'd probably arrest some girl if she fought back against the poor refugee trying to rape her.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2016 01:01 AM (dvuhZ)

709 Todd Rundgren is playing here on the MS coast in a
couple of weeks. I've ordered tics for my friend (I don't want to see
him, myself, yuk).


Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2016 12:49 AM (gyKtp)


Is there a more obscure rocker out there touring than Todd Rundgren?

Posted by: cm9000 at January 09, 2016 01:02 AM (2TUVm)

710 Gonna call it a night everybody. Thanks for the great chat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 09, 2016 01:02 AM (ntObR)

711 708 This has likely been discussed here, so forgive me if it sounds like a re-run, but what the hell are the gun laws in Germany? Can a German citizen own anything?

And how about their self-defense laws. I've read crap about in the UK about citizens getting in trouble for defending themselves with too force against poor robbers and shit like that. I saw a comment on a Daily Mail story about Cologne quipping that in the UK, they'd probably arrest some girl if she fought back against the poor refugee trying to rape her.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2016 01:01 AM (dvuhZ)
***
They've got EZ-Off Oven Cleaner in the EU, don't they?

beats the hell outta one of those stupid whistles, or even Mace.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:03 AM (/33sy)

712 They've got EZ-Off Oven Cleaner in the EU, don't they?

beats the hell outta one of those stupid whistles, or even Mace.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:03 AM (/33sy)


A can of ether starting fluid and a Bic lighter would make things mighty toasty for a rapey muzz or two.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 01:06 AM (cKwwS)

713 >>>Gates ran a company named after his penis.<<<

No wonder he's so neurotic.


Posted by: Jeremy at January 09, 2016 01:06 AM (qcIWB)

714 712 They've got EZ-Off Oven Cleaner in the EU, don't they?

beats the hell outta one of those stupid whistles, or even Mace.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:03 AM (/33sy)


A can of ether starting fluid and a Bic lighter would make things mighty toasty for a rapey muzz or two.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 01:06 AM (cKwwS)
***
(Knew a girl who used to carry EZ-Off...... Tough chick.)

As for the starting fluid & etc..... Kraut babes smoke, and we know the Teuton is nothing if not a master mechanic, so, 'tools of the trade,' as it were.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:09 AM (/33sy)

715 Nite Steve

I enjoyed the Coke Kicker today while working

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 01:09 AM (voOPb)

716 cm9000

I like rundgren, never seen him, but would if he was in area.

Obscure? Steve Winwood was in the cities last fall. Rundgren has more hits than him. Just an observation

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 01:12 AM (voOPb)

717 Posted by: cm9000 at January 09, 2016 01:02 AM (2TUVm)

Todd was big in the early '70s.

Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2016 01:12 AM (j7iSn)

718 As I was pondering the other night, we ought to come with something that, if Mohammed goes rapey, will render "little Mohammed" useless for the rest of his life (if he survives, which ought to be optional). And in the most gruesome and painful way possible.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2016 01:12 AM (dvuhZ)

719 Germany has very restrictive gun laws by our standards. Nothing at all like the right to bear arms there.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 09, 2016 01:12 AM (2TUVm)

720 As for the starting fluid & etc..... Kraut babes smoke, and we know the Teuton is nothing if not a master mechanic, so, 'tools of the trade,' as it were.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:09 AM (/33sy)


Some brands of hairspray are (were?) pretty flammable, too, if a girl wanted more plausible deniability. Spray cooking oil might work, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 01:13 AM (cKwwS)

721 I had a Glock G43, but it fell plumb right out of my car and straight down the sewer as I was taking it home from Cabela's. That was very annoying, but I guess it just wasn't meant to be. I was looking at the Sig Sauers too, but since I can't afford another one right now (there aren't any deals these days - why would there be? Supply and demand.) and I'd just probably lose the thing anyway, well, that's just out of the question.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 01:15 AM (P8951)

722 718 As I was pondering the other night, we ought to come with something that, if Mohammed goes rapey, will render "little Mohammed" useless for the rest of his life (if he survives, which ought to be optional). And in the most gruesome and painful way possible.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2016 01:12 AM (dvuhZ)
***
EZ-Off and an automatic knife. My Sicilian ex-girlfriend and sometime lover swears by the combo.

May I never cross her......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:15 AM (/33sy)

723 If I can bill $550 an hour to be a potted plant, I'll take it.

Watch me photosynthesize, baby!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2016 01:18 AM (RU5ki)

724 Donna so,sorry to hear about the accident

My condolences Dear

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 01:19 AM (voOPb)

725 Star Wars On Guitar

Then there's also Postmodern Jukebox's "The Tap Awakens", which I linked here last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZcbwz3N2eU

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2016 01:20 AM (sdi6R)

726 As I was pondering the other night, we ought to come with something that, if Mohammed goes rapey, will render "little Mohammed" useless for the rest of his life (if he survives, which ought to be optional). And in the most gruesome and painful way possible.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 09, 2016 01:12 AM (dvuhZ)


Equip a road flare ( the kind that self-strikes when you tear off the cap) with some wire barbs held on by duct tape. When mohammed attacks, strike the flare, and grab his waistband with one hand, and jam the flare down there wit the other. Barbs prevent him from easily pulling it out. Should lead to great ululations.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 01:20 AM (cKwwS)

727 I like rundgren, never seen him, but would if he was in area.
Obscure? Steve Winwood was in the cities last fall. Rundgren has more hits than him. Just an observation
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 01:12 AM

We saw Rundgren a few yrs ago, he was good. Just like you he reminded me of the past, wasn't one of my favorites, but reminded me of past days of good music.

Be well you old bastard MisHum.

Posted by: Farmer at January 09, 2016 01:21 AM (o/90i)

728 721
I had a Glock G43, but it fell plumb right out of my car and straight
down the sewer as I was taking it home from Cabela's. That was very
annoying, but I guess it just wasn't meant to be. I was looking at the
Sig Sauers too, but since I can't afford another one right now (there
aren't any deals these days - why would there be? Supply and demand.)
and I'd just probably lose the thing anyway, well, that's just out of
the question.

Posted by: DonnaV (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 01:15 AM (P8951)


Everyone keeps sayin' that Glocks are da shiznit, but I seriously can't keep 'em all on the paper with a Glock at distances where I can put 'em all in a nice grouping with some other guns. Were we in a standoff, and I armed with a Glock, your best place to hide would be in front of the broad side of a barn.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 01:21 AM (EzgxV)

729 Apropos the Siciliana...

She was the first and obnly woman I ever loved enough to buy a gun for....

It was Boston, early '90's. Mandatory minimum of one year under existing law for possession of even a single round of ammo without a permit, and they weren't giving them out....

But I lived in Little Moscow, and was more or less fluent, and knew people. A friend of a friend vouched for me, and I came back to her with a Makarov, complete with Militsia Mockva markings, and a box of shells, bought off a tatooed, neckless thug in a teahouse who said, 'If you use it, tell them you took it from him.'

"I could send you to prison," she said, after I placed it in her hands.

"But you won't," I told her.

There's nothing like a shared felony to bind a man and woman....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:23 AM (/33sy)

730 Uncle, what a delightfully heartwarming story...

Posted by: Piercello at January 09, 2016 01:26 AM (RXfvh)

731 Everyone keeps sayin' that Glocks are da shiznit, but I seriously can't keep 'em all on the paper with a Glock at distances where I can put 'em all in a nice grouping with some other guns. Were we in a standoff, and I armed with a Glock, your best place to hide would be in front of the broad side of a barn.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 01:21 AM (EzgxV)


Tried a Glock, courtesy of an 'Ette who posts here occasionally, and several other 9 mm's, including a Browning Hi-Power, at the range. Shot the closest group by far, all within about a 2" circle, with the Glock, although the whole group was at about 8:00 to the bull, and 2" off. The other guns, I was less controlled with. I expect I could learn to work around the issue with the Glock, maybe just tweaking the sights to work with my eyes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 01:27 AM (cKwwS)

732 730 Uncle, what a delightfully heartwarming story...
Posted by: Piercello at January 09, 2016 01:26 AM (RXfvh)
***
She's the one I should marry, and perhaps someday I will...... Known and loved her twenty years now.

Time will tell....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:28 AM (/33sy)

733 Or perhaps I'll wint he hand of the Colonel's daughter, and spend my twilight years awash in pho and fish-sauce.

Or perhaps I should become a fundamentalist Latter-Day Saint, and marry them both......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:31 AM (/33sy)

734 716 >> Obscure? Steve Winwood was in the cities last fall. Rundgren has more hits than him. Just an observation

Yeah MH, but I'd go to see Winwood. His stuff is vastly more to my liking. He's in the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame for his work in Traffic. He was also in The Spencer Davis Group, Blind Faith, and Go. Not to mention a successful solo career too.

Rundgren was quite the record producer though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2016 01:31 AM (gyKtp)

735 729
It was Boston, early '90's. Mandatory minimum of one year under existing law for possession of even a single round of ammo without a permit, and they weren't giving them out....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:23 AM (/33sy)


Isn't the Second Amendment supposed to supercede state law for something like that?

I'm not a Constitutional scholar, so I don't know.

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2016 01:32 AM (sdi6R)

736 Glocks work better when held sideways. Or you look cooler shooting it like that. Or something.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 09, 2016 01:32 AM (2TUVm)

737 Tried a Glock, courtesy of an 'Ette who posts here occasionally, and several other 9 mm's, including a Browning Hi-Power, at the range. Shot the closest group by far, all within about a 2" circle, with the Glock, although the whole group was at about 8:00 to the bull, and 2" off. The other guns, I was less controlled with. I expect I could learn to work around the issue with the Glock, maybe just tweaking the sights to work with my eyes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 01:27 AM (cKwwS)
***
Point-shooting.... learn it, live it, love it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:32 AM (/33sy)

738
AOP, a few inches towards the 8 o'clock with a semi-auto is classic right-hander error. I'm a master of it. According to the diagnostic target (based on experience), it's mostly "too much trigger finger".

But I dunno. For me (I've adjusted so that I have just the minimum finger touching the XD trigger) the error is very robust and sustainable, it would seem. I shoot dead-on true only with tremendous focus and slow execution.

I'm at peace with it. My big ragged hole is just a few inches southwest (towards the of bullseye. Good enough for fun, for steel, for X/A/B on an IDPA/IPSC target.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2016 01:33 AM (QDnY+)

739 Gnu, I enjoy Winwood as well. It just didn't work out for us to see him. Like I said just an observation.

If I was a rocker I would still tour. I heard last year rundgren was a 1 man band with some background singers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 01:34 AM (voOPb)

740 735 729
It was Boston, early '90's. Mandatory minimum of one year under existing law for possession of even a single round of ammo without a permit, and they weren't giving them out....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:23 AM (/33sy)

Isn't the Second Amendment supposed to supercede state law for something like that?

I'm not a Constitutional scholar, so I don't know.

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2016 01:32 AM (sdi6R)
***
neither am I, nor would I care to be one.

You can learn a lot from the guys who survived the USSR...

Whatever is illegal, you need to do as often as you can, or have as many as you can afford.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:35 AM (/33sy)

741 Were we in a standoff, and I armed with a Glock, your best place to hide would be in front of the broad side of a barn.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 01:21 AM (EzgxV)

Well, it is (or rather was) the first firearm I ever owned and I was visualizing using it for self-defense in a situation where my attacker would not be that far from me. I'm glad I'm not the only one who has had some problems with accuracy with it at a distance (I chalked it up to being a new shooter) but it was the pistol I felt most comfortable with. I tried other guns and different calibers, but the recoil really bothered me and they felt too big for my hands. These are baby steps, I'm going with comfort first and then when I get more used to handling a firearm, I might move on to something else, including something with more longer range accuracy.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 01:36 AM (P8951)

742 731
Everyone keeps sayin' that Glocks are da shiznit, but I seriously can't
keep 'em all on the paper with a Glock at distances where I can put 'em
all in a nice grouping with some other guns. Were we in a standoff, and I
armed with a Glock, your best place to hide would be in front of the
broad side of a barn.



Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 01:21 AM (EzgxV)





Tried a Glock, courtesy of an 'Ette who posts here occasionally, and
several other 9 mm's, including a Browning Hi-Power, at the range. Shot
the closest group by far, all within about a 2" circle, with the Glock,
although the whole group was at about 8:00 to the bull, and 2" off. The
other guns, I was less controlled with. I expect I could learn to work
around the issue with the Glock, maybe just tweaking the sights to work
with my eyes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 01:27 AM (cKwwS)


Every time I've tried to use a Glock, I've been all over the place. I wish I could even find a pattern to correct. Kimber stainless 1911 in 9mm....under control. CZ75 Tactical Sport in 9mm....punching holes. And if you read between the lines, you'll see why I've been looking at the Rhino as described upthread -- I tend to favor heavy, well-machined, precision guns that stay on target.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 01:37 AM (EzgxV)

743 Re: Pulling to 8 o'clock:

Try lying your index finger along the side of the weapon, and pulling with the middle finger.

Works like a charm.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:37 AM (/33sy)

744
Mis Hum, if you're still here (and why are you if you are, ain't there ice fishing to do manana?), and still taking .22 long gun ideas .....

CZ. Used to be the 452, now the 455 (?), with inter-changeable barrels (.22, 22 mag, 17HMR, I think).

Bolt, 5-round mag. Czech quality and class. Nothing but great reviews and testimonies by owners.

Don't have one myself, but some day. Just in case you hadn't considered it.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2016 01:37 AM (QDnY+)

745 HI rhomboid

I'm still here. No fishing on Saturday

Thanks for that idea sounds neat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 01:40 AM (voOPb)

746 AOP, a few inches towards the 8 o'clock with a semi-auto is classic right-hander error. I'm a master of it. According to the diagnostic target (based on experience), it's mostly "too much trigger finger".

But I dunno. For me (I've adjusted so that I have just the minimum finger touching the XD trigger) the error is very robust and sustainable, it would seem. I shoot dead-on true only with tremendous focus and slow execution.

I'm at peace with it. My big ragged hole is just a few inches southwest (towards the of bullseye. Good enough for fun, for steel, for X/A/B on an IDPA/IPSC target.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2016 01:33 AM (QDnY+)


Well, If and when I have a pistol of my own, be it semi-auto or revolver, I will try to get in enough training and practise to be confident of hitting my target at self-defense ranges.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 01:42 AM (cKwwS)

747 In my experiments, the Springfield XD has been the friendliest to my hand shape. Tried a Steyr once that just wouldn't stay seated in my hand for whatever reason.

Posted by: Piercello at January 09, 2016 01:42 AM (RXfvh)

748 http://cz-usa.com

Looks like the 455 comes in with 22LR & .17

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 01:43 AM (voOPb)

749 Try lying your index finger along the side of the weapon, and pulling with the middle finger.

Works like a charm.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:37 AM (/33sy)


Would that not cover the ejection port on some models?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 01:43 AM (cKwwS)

750 "Rachmaninov had big hands"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifKKlhYF53w

Posted by: Piercello at January 09, 2016 01:44 AM (RXfvh)

751 Well, If and when I have a pistol of my own, be it semi-auto or revolver, I will try to get in enough training and practise to be confident of hitting my target at self-defense ranges.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 01:42 AM (cKwwS)
***
With a handgun, minute-of-bad-guy at combat range is more than enough.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 09, 2016 01:44 AM (/33sy)

752 747
In my experiments, the Springfield XD has been the friendliest to my
hand shape. Tried a Steyr once that just wouldn't stay seated in my
hand for whatever reason.

Posted by: Piercello at January 09, 2016 01:42 AM (RXfvh)


One issue in California is that there is some ridiculous bullshit where you're supposed to drop a dozen cocked+loaded handguns from 30' onto a concrete floor to demonstrate the safety works properly. As a result, half the pistols that can be purchased all over the US aren't available through a FFL in California.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 01:49 AM (EzgxV)

753 Before the hand guns swam in the Big Chippewa River. I wasn't very good at longer ranges. Wasn't bad short to medium.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 01:50 AM (voOPb)

754 Re: the cone of shame. My brother had a beautiful Golden Retriever, Baxter, who usually hung out in the fenced in backyard on nice days when my brother and his wife were at work. One day, my brother came home to find that Baxter was mysteriously bleeding from both a gash on his hip and a split pad on his front paw. So he took Baxter to the vet and the dog got stitches in his paw and hip (it was glass that he must have rolled and stepped on). They shaved the fur around the cut. Then he got the cone of shame.

That dog, who normally loved everyone, as Goldens do, suddenly became anti-social and spent most of his time in his dog bed in the kitchen. It's as if he felt ashamed of his shaved butt and his cone and didn't want anybody to look at him. I swear, he actually looked stricken if we laughed at him.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 01:53 AM (P8951)

755 Little known fact; Todd Rundgren was behind every innovation in rock music,

Posted by: cm9000 at January 09, 2016 01:53 AM (2TUVm)

756
Piercello, XD fit my hand best as well. I test drove Glocks, Smiths, and XDs. I believe the grip angle for the XD is the same as the 1911.

I didn't try Sigs or HKs. $$$$, and wanting to start slow and easy with this stuff.

CZ75 is next, when I can justify a second 9mm semi-auto.

Related: old friend has a CZ27 (32acp) his father bought back in the 60s (sat unused since early 70s). Looks to be 1947 manufacture, has commercial export markings (almost half the total made were done under German occupation).

I'm the gun guy, between the two of us, so I gladly took over the "revival" project. Had it detail stripped/ultrasonic cleaned/inspected by a gunsmith. Notwithstanding the funky mag release and annoying mag disconnect configuration, fun to shoot. That small caliber in an all-steel gun is just easy.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2016 01:55 AM (QDnY+)

757 754
Re: the cone of shame. My brother had a beautiful Golden Retriever,
Baxter, who usually hung out in the fenced in backyard on nice days
when my brother and his wife were at work. One day, my brother came
home to find that Baxter was mysteriously bleeding from both a gash on
his hip and a split pad on his front paw. So he took Baxter to the vet
and the dog got stitches in his paw and hip (it was glass that he must
have rolled and stepped on). They shaved the fur around the cut. Then
he got the cone of shame.



That dog, who normally loved everyone, as Goldens do, suddenly
became anti-social and spent most of his time in his dog bed in the
kitchen. It's as if he felt ashamed of his shaved butt and his cone
and didn't want anybody to look at him. I swear, he actually looked
stricken if we laughed at him.

Posted by: DonnaV (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 01:53 AM (P8951)


Poor Baxter.

I've noticed this, too -- dogs who have received medical treatment are more concerned at social implications than they are of whatever spurred the operation.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 01:56 AM (EzgxV)

758
cthulhu, the infamous "roster of handguns certified for sale in CA".

Of course, since "safety" is the basis of the roster, there are exceptions for 1) law enforcement 2) people moving into the state who already own them 3) any private sales between the first two categories and anybody else.

So, safety. Uh huh.

And a case to over-turn this idiocy is now being appealed after yet another judge made a narrow and weak decision - funny how facially absurd and constitutionally obnoxious laws that bear no relationship to their own purported objective and clearly serve no public safety purpose are hand-waved, while at other times the Stupid Tyranny branch, aka "judicial branch", appoints itself Bokasa I and decrees all manner of social and cultural change.

Funny. That's it.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2016 02:01 AM (QDnY+)

759 755
Little known fact; Todd Rundgren was behind every innovation in rock music,


Posted by: cm9000 at January 09, 2016 01:53 AM (2TUVm)


=====that's OK. He is still trying and may catch up someday.

Posted by: jc at January 09, 2016 02:04 AM (iRJ+A)

760 758

cthulhu, the infamous "roster of handguns certified for sale in CA".

Of
course, since "safety" is the basis of the roster, there are exceptions
for 1) law enforcement 2) people moving into the state who already own
them 3) any private sales between the first two categories and anybody
else.

So, safety. Uh huh.

And a case to over-turn this
idiocy is now being appealed after yet another judge made a narrow and
weak decision - funny how facially absurd and constitutionally obnoxious
laws that bear no relationship to their own purported objective and
clearly serve no public safety purpose are hand-waved, while at other
times the Stupid Tyranny branch, aka "judicial branch", appoints itself
Bokasa I and decrees all manner of social and cultural change.

Funny. That's it.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2016 02:01 AM (QDnY+)


Yep, that's why the threshhold to pass new laws should go up by 1% ever two years. If it took 51% to pass a law in 1970, it should have required 52% to pass it in 1972. We should be closing in on 75% votes for new laws today.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 02:07 AM (EzgxV)

761 Rhomboid/Cthulhu,

Never tried a CZ-75. Looks like fun.

Musicians don't like dealing with overly large recoil effects, so 9mm sounds about right.

Posted by: Piercello at January 09, 2016 02:07 AM (RXfvh)

762 Since we are talking guns yet. I have semi auto .22 S&W and Ruger .357 magnum & .380 S&w

If you Gus & gals had this collection what would you think about getting next. I'm leaning .41 magnum something different but I could use on deer, bear & wolf if needed . .44 mag is a little much for me.

Thanks horde

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 02:08 AM (voOPb)

763 Good night, all!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 02:08 AM (P8951)

764 Mrs. MH loves rundgren. I enjoy his music. So if we are traveling & she asks for Todd she gets

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 02:10 AM (voOPb)

765 Nite Donna

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 02:11 AM (voOPb)

766

... what would you think about getting next?


Check your local ammo suppliers. i.e., Walmart. Does W have .41 Mag? Probably, but they are almost certain to have .44 Special and .44 Mag (both of which can be used in a .44 mag revolver.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 09, 2016 02:13 AM (FlRtG)

767 761
Rhomboid/Cthulhu,



Never tried a CZ-75. Looks like fun.



Musicians don't like dealing with overly large recoil effects, so 9mm sounds about right.

Posted by: Piercello at January 09, 2016 02:07 AM (RXfvh)


The regular CZ-75 is meh -- the tactical sport is matched components, more twist in the rifling, and some other little tweaks. It's a professional match-level target pistol...which gives you one or two more aimed shots at someone who is rapidly closing on you with standard gear.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 02:19 AM (EzgxV)

768 Good night all. After the adventure below, managed to write just over 1,000 words and cross the 39k mark.

Friend and I tried to go get Power Ball tickets. To get head of the fiendishly large lines was the plan.

*snicker - chortle*

The Chevron in Delta, LA at 8:20pm had a line of cars stretching back to the I-10 overpass. With two cop cars helping maintain order. So we pressed on to Tallulah hoping the lines would be smaller.

The lines were smaller. But the seller cut off sales at 9pm. Friend and I were still in line. Some negative emotions were expressed. So we had to head home. As we passed by Delta, the line of cars was only slightly shorter - halfway to the overpass.

So we failed to get any tickets tonight.

And everyone is expecting the jackpot for Saturday to get even larger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2016 02:21 AM (pu60A)

769 And everyone is expecting the jackpot for Saturday to get even larger.

Suckers!

Posted by: Eddie Tipton at January 09, 2016 02:24 AM (YJmuy)

770 768
Good night all. After the adventure below, managed to write just over 1,000 words and cross the 39k mark.

Friend and I tried to go get Power Ball tickets. To get head of the fiendishly large lines was the plan.

*snicker - chortle*

The
Chevron in Delta, LA at 8:20pm had a line of cars stretching back to
the I-10 overpass. With two cop cars helping maintain order. So we
pressed on to Tallulah hoping the lines would be smaller.

The
lines were smaller. But the seller cut off sales at 9pm. Friend and I
were still in line. Some negative emotions were expressed. So we had to
head home. As we passed by Delta, the line of cars was only slightly
shorter - halfway to the overpass.

So we failed to get any tickets tonight.

And everyone is expecting the jackpot for Saturday to get even larger.


Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2016 02:21 AM (pu60A)


One of the fun facts about state-sponsored lotteries is that they are immensely profitable -- and more so when the proles feel like there's no way to prosper through sustained effort and frugality. In essence, the more the government destroys the "real economy", the more they can skim lotteries.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 09, 2016 02:26 AM (EzgxV)

771 Check your local ammo suppliers. i.e., Walmart. Does
W have .41 Mag? Probably, but they are almost certain to have .44
Special and .44 Mag (both of which can be used in a .44 mag revolver.



Posted by: Arbalest at January 09, 2016 02:13 AM (FlRtG)

.44spl costs more than .44mag usually.....I blame Cowboy shooters.

Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2016 02:27 AM (j7iSn)

772
MH, Arbalest makes a good point about ammo availability. My brother (a real gun guy from waaaay back) loves his Taurus Tracker .41 mags (think he bought two of them). I think they're ported. He reloads for them, so commercial ammo isn't an issue.

I assume you're talking about another revolver? Because obviously a semi-auto would round out your stable a bit - 9mm or 45 (1911) perhaps?

But you mentioned hunting. I don't know much about which calibers are suitable/legal for various kinds of hunting. For some game it starts with 357mag, which you have.

Gonna sign off. MH let us know howyour musings are proceeding onyour next shootin' iron. You don't even have to wait for a gun thread .....

Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2016 02:29 AM (QDnY+)

773 Night all.

Posted by: Piercello at January 09, 2016 02:33 AM (RXfvh)

774 Nite Piercello, keep on rockin

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 02:39 AM (voOPb)

775 Rhem if you are still up Wisconsin big game cab be hunted with .357, .41 .44. .36 black powder & caliibers thru 50.

Not a serious hinterland 4. Days a year deer seaso
Every 6 years a week for bear hunting.

I will probably report and get some more advice. Leaning the Cz, Ruger 10/22 & savage bolt maybe she will let me go shopping for one tomorrow

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 02:44 AM (voOPb)

776

.44spl costs more than .44mag usually.....I blame Cowboy shooters.

I check Cheaper Than Dirt, and yes, .44 SPC costs at least the same as .44 Mag, except for the heavy .44 Mag loads.

My point is that .44 SPC can be fired from a .44 Mag and with much less recoil. and is likely to be available, whereas .41 Mag ... I don't know, it should be available, but if .44 isn't then .41 is likely long gone. It's a consideration. Further, finding lower-powered .41 Mag loads might be difficult, at least moreso than finding low power .$$ Mag, or just using .44 Spc.

Autos ... I suppose that I could buy a .44 Mag barrel and a few magazines for my Desert Eagle, but they're expensive. I think .45ACP / 38 Super, or .40 / 357 SIG should be adequate, and there are kits to change calibers for several autos.

Two things worth mentioning about firearm quality:
1) it's worth paying for, up to a point,
and
2) tight tolerances are not necessarily desirable.

Wilson Combat is quite high quality ... but a carry weapon with looser fit tolerances is much less likely to fail to operate due to dirt.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 09, 2016 02:44 AM (FlRtG)

777 Whattup!

Posted by: thathalfrican at January 09, 2016 02:46 AM (R5HRU)

778 Shotguns 2- wo gauges one is an o/u & other single shot

2-12 gauges Winchester 12 pump & Remington 12 used by USN SP,

.30-.30 win lever 94
Rem 30-.06

Old Marlin .22 riffle Shingle shot, nice gun just need/want more

You've heard about the handguns I could us one of those & the 22 thanks for listening to me rattle on

I'm happy with long guns.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 02:55 AM (voOPb)

779 Police called to McDonald's over claims staff fat-shamed teenage girl for ordering six cheeseburgers

http://bit.ly/1Rr7b0U

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 09, 2016 03:06 AM (vBeA5)

780 Navy looks to remove 'man' from all job titles. Important stuff I guess. So is 'mankind' verboten now too?

Yep. And so is "woman".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2016 03:13 AM (zc3Db)

781 Heh.
As an addendum to an earlier thread, I just woke up, & Nick Searcy was playing a Meth head on some TV show. Hawaii 5.0? The new version.
I think HE could be considered a badass. At least in today's Hollywood...

Evenin' (mornin'), horde.

Posted by: Chi at January 09, 2016 03:21 AM (gQfxF)

782 I didnt win MegaMillions which is sad. Wd much prefer to take home 100 mil than 250 mil. Less publicity. Someone in NY won. Was that you sefton??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 09, 2016 03:25 AM (iQIUe)

783 MisHum - I thought I was the only one here with a Winchester 12 ga!
*fistbump*
I also have my old Marlin .22, but it's a 17 shot SA. Both are 30 years old plus.

Well, I HAD, them both, until that unfortunate ice fishing accident...

Posted by: Chi at January 09, 2016 03:27 AM (gQfxF)

784 D,am Chi we gotts to stay away from them there canoes.

Ciao moron horde

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2016 03:37 AM (voOPb)

785 Reading backwards, it looks like I missed a good one this evening.
And here, I chased everyone off.
It was all that chilli I ate the last couple days, huh?

Posted by: Chi at January 09, 2016 03:38 AM (gQfxF)

786 Tequila Diet

I could get behind this diet. Drinking tequila could help you lose weight.



I tried this diet, I just drank tequila until I passed out. I think that the lack of me eating played a pretty small part in the weight loss.

The dehydration is what really did it.


Posted by: somejoe at January 09, 2016 03:39 AM (vlgjM)

787 The latest thing is the Taco Cleansing Diet.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 09, 2016 04:07 AM (iQIUe)

788 Terrorist attack in India

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zvo4kco

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 09, 2016 04:11 AM (vBeA5)

789 woot!

got here in time for the gun thread, did i?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 09, 2016 04:22 AM (50iQA)

790 true story: there was a 41 Mag at the local store, but i couldn't talk HRH into it..

but the 25-2 in 45LC?

done.

the beyond match trigger was the kicker.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 09, 2016 04:26 AM (50iQA)

791 or did all you communistic Obola lovers bail ?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 09, 2016 04:29 AM (50iQA)

792 or did all you communistic Obola lovers bail ?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 09, 2016 04:29 AM (50iQA)


It's spelled "Ebola" and I have a special present for you!

Posted by: Ebola-chan at January 09, 2016 04:33 AM (vBeA5)

793 #792: sorry, but as C will testify, i've clicked on my last link here

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 09, 2016 04:46 AM (50iQA)

794 Heh.
Red, there are a couple hash tags here that you can trust without question, and that was one of them.The nics can usually be a giveaway, too.
But I don't blame you for being weary.

Posted by: Chi at January 09, 2016 04:51 AM (gQfxF)

795 It's fricking hopeless. The German/European rape crisis is dismissed as racist right-wing propaganda, the fucking idiot mayor of Philadelphia declares the Muslim assault on one of his police officers as "not Islamic" and the clapping seals who elected him high-five each other. Buy ammo and lay low.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at January 09, 2016 04:51 AM (Y0FCw)

796 I think I meant leary, btw.
But you may be weary, as well. And I wouldn't blame you.

Posted by: Chi at January 09, 2016 04:57 AM (gQfxF)

797 love many

trust few

always cut the cards

YMMV

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 09, 2016 04:58 AM (50iQA)

798 Trust but verify?

Posted by: Chi at January 09, 2016 05:06 AM (gQfxF)

799 orbit then nuke.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 09, 2016 05:20 AM (50iQA)

800

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 09, 2016 05:26 AM (3b1Av)

801
Will no one rid me of this election nonsense? It has long been established that I am your Queen,, and I demand my coronation NOW!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 09, 2016 05:34 AM (3b1Av)

802 and I demand my coronation NOW!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 09, 2016 05:34 AM (3b1Av)


Would you accept a coronary?

It's the best we can do.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2016 05:35 AM (zc3Db)

803 Up early.

A party in an
apartment four blocks from Mayor Rahm Emanuel's home turned deadly
Friday evening when three people were shot -- one fatally -- during an
argument, police said.

Hey if your going to party, make it a bangup party in Chicago. I wonder if the mayor was there.

Posted by: Colin at January 09, 2016 05:37 AM (T3Tpd)

804 Three people were killed and four others seriously injured in a spate of
violence across Baltimore Thursday night, city police said. One man
died and a second was injured when a gunman approached their car in the
5900 block of Winthrop Avenue around 7:30 p.m. and opened fire in
Northeast Baltimore..

A little above average for Baltimore...

Posted by: Colin at January 09, 2016 05:43 AM (T3Tpd)

805 Navy against the 'man', eh? I was an Navy Airman in 68 and retired as a Chief Equipment Operator. Of course had I made 9 I would have been a Master Chief Equipmentman. Sounds massive, don't it ladies? Picture a D9 Cat. Meow.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2016 05:47 AM (b+df9)

806 Would you accept a coronary?

It's the best we can do.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2016 05:35 AM (zc3Db)
___________________________

Shut your whore mouth......

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 09, 2016 05:53 AM (3b1Av)

807 Re: Dogs fetching beer: The real test is if they leave those towels hanging on their fridges when they're not home.

Posted by: rokshox at January 10, 2016 04:58 PM (Ap82b)

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