You'll Have to Endure Two More Years of the Media Gushing About the Show No One Watches, <i>Girls</i>, And Then It's Finally Over

You'll Have to Endure Two More Years of the Media Gushing About the Show No One Watches, Girls, And Then It's Finally Over

The show will end in... 2017.

But at least we have a date. Circle it! A day of celebration and feasting will be had!

Posted by: Ace at 01:39 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 06, 2016 01:39 PM (kXzR8)

2 Gotta get to 2017 first.

Posted by: SMFH at January 06, 2016 01:40 PM (ahx2/)

3 Does this mean that the internship for Obama's kid (can't recall which one) is off?

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 06, 2016 01:40 PM (kXzR8)

4 Silence is foo!

Posted by: Daffy Duck at January 06, 2016 01:40 PM (JOG+K)

5 Only thing I care about is that season 10 of Always Sunny is on tonight!

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at January 06, 2016 01:40 PM (0xnCg)

6 So what show is going to pick up the ass-munch mantle?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 06, 2016 01:41 PM (ukNFU)

7 In all fairness, you couldn't prove by me that the show even exists. It could all be an elaborate hoax by Ace.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2016 01:42 PM (rwI+c)

8 Can we pool our money together and buy an older cruise ship and start a base of operations from somewhere in the southern Caribbean?

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at January 06, 2016 01:42 PM (sqs5K)

9 I've never heard of this show.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 06, 2016 01:42 PM (kkh0c)

10 That is the day that the Lord has made.

Let us rejoice and be glad.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 06, 2016 01:42 PM (DQZLr)

11 Does this mean that the internship for Obama's kid (can't recall which one) is off?

Malaria, right?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2016 01:42 PM (rwI+c)

12 In a clever twist, they will all decide to change their gender identity and the show will relaunch as "Boys."

In a not-surprising non-twist, they will still be ungrateful, whiny brats who would deservedly starve to death in a less prosperous society.

Posted by: Cornelius at January 06, 2016 01:43 PM (tNESe)

13 Crap! You mean I have to not watch this show for two more years!

*sits in front of tv and happily/easily continues to not watch this show for two more years*

Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2016 01:43 PM (2oWD2)

14 2 Gotta get to 2017 first.
Posted by: SMFH at January 06, 2016 01:40 PM (ahx2/)

oh we'll get there. Jellin' Yellen will make damn sure nothing crashes until Jan 21 '17

After that.. Mwuhahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Daffy Duck at January 06, 2016 01:43 PM (JOG+K)

15 When Girls is cancelled, we can kill the fatted calf. Which IAS probably why Lena will not attend the wrap party.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 06, 2016 01:44 PM (Kucy5)

16 deservedly starve to death in a less prosperous society.

Posted by: Cornelius

Let's have a real caveman diet! Hunt, gather or die.

Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2016 01:44 PM (2oWD2)

17 Lena Dunham will still finds ways to get naked in public. Count on it.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 01:45 PM (NOIQH)

18 Can we have an end of Obama and Girls party at the same time? I am short on fucks.

Posted by: rebel flounder at January 06, 2016 01:45 PM (3dOE/)

19 I have never seen a more ugly individual than Lena Dunham. And her physical repulsiveness is only about 25% of the ugly.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 06, 2016 01:45 PM (rsudF)

20 And then Lena can get to work on her next project, a new show tentatively titled "Homely".

Posted by: johnd01 at January 06, 2016 01:45 PM (ukNFU)

21 If the series really must keep going can we haz Alice Eve in to play the blond role and Alexandra Daddario to play the brunette?

I'd watch that.

Posted by: MTF at January 06, 2016 01:47 PM (LISuA)

22 20 And then Lena can get to work on her next project, a new show tentatively titled "Homely".
Posted by: johnd01 at January 06, 2016 01:45 PM (ukNFU)

_________________________________________________-

I thought the spin-off was titled "Skanks".

Posted by: NotCoach at January 06, 2016 01:48 PM (rsudF)

23 I'm shocked that a show about a doughy chick with fat-boy tits isn't bringing in a bigger demographic than doughy chicks with fat-boy tits.

Posted by: Dang at January 06, 2016 01:48 PM (2oWD2)

24 so many people know of a show I haven't ever watched

Posted by: bubba at January 06, 2016 01:49 PM (bxoVs)

25 Damn, where will I go to lick my cravings for faux analingus?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 06, 2016 01:49 PM (RD7QR)

26 Say, has that boyfriend of hers proposed yet?

SSM has been legal since June....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 01:49 PM (NOIQH)

27 20
And then Lena can get to work on her next project, a new show tentatively titled "Homely".

Posted by: johnd01 at January 06, 2016 01:45 PM (ukNFU)

I am starting a new spa and funhouse for toddlers. The tentative name is Pebbles.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 06, 2016 01:49 PM (3dOE/)

28 I only saw one episode. I don't have a problem with Dunham being a little chubby and flashing her girl bumps.

The show I saw was a celebration of vapidity.

Oh can we go to the cool party. Oh I feel awkward at the cool party. Oh my stomach is queasy. What should I wear? Why doesn't it look good on me.

It was a show about nothing, yet it annoyed where Seinfeld amused.*

*(technically I don't like Seinfeld either)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 01:49 PM (1xUj/)

29 Another 2 years of episodes where someone has casual sex and Lena exposes the world to her flabalanche.

Is it any wonder I've gone OTA?

Posted by: krakatoa at January 06, 2016 01:50 PM (RCS9o)

30

she wont go away really. she is the proof Hollywood needs to pretend they arent superficial, aren't concerned with good looks, are "hip" and "with it"

she gives them cover, like a beard

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 01:50 PM (zOTsN)

31 Hopefully it will end same day The JEF is out of The People's House.

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 01:51 PM (sj3Ax)

32 19 I have never seen a more ugly individual than Lena Dunham. And her physical repulsiveness is only about 25% of the ugly.

That infamous picture of her on the toilet is one of the most repulsive things I've ever seen.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat! at January 06, 2016 01:51 PM (HMt16)

33 7 In all fairness, you couldn't prove by me that the show even exists. It could all be an elaborate hoax by Ace.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2016 01:42 PM (rwI+c)

Ditto. The only thing I ever watch on TV is sports. Literally, the only thing, and that only occasionally.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 06, 2016 01:51 PM (oKE6c)

34 Wait! There is a MIB 3 and no one said anything about it?

Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 01:52 PM (3D8vo)

35 CarryOver: A Democrat who can't knock an interview with Pissy Chrissy out the park

It was a warning and a practice test, she failed.

Posted by: DaveA/i] at January 06, 2016 01:52 PM (DL2i+)

36 My bumps, my bumps, my flabby fat-boy bumps.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat! at January 06, 2016 01:52 PM (HMt16)

37 I only know this show because HBO always seems to run a promo before Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 06, 2016 01:52 PM (OD2ni)

38 her biggest cheerleader is writer/producer Judd Apatow. Her career will go on as long as his does, or they have a falling out

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 01:52 PM (zOTsN)

39 Okay I'll bite, what's Girls?

Posted by: StrawMan at January 06, 2016 01:53 PM (rIQuo)

40 Lena Dunham will still finds ways to get naked in public. Count on it.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 01:45 PM (NOIQH)

She'll just throw pictures online.

Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 01:53 PM (lIU4e)

41 Wouldn't say I'm going to endure it Bob.

One doesn't have to endure or put up with what one does not watch or pay any attention to.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 06, 2016 01:53 PM (dGrJ4)

42 I was really hoping you juxtaposed a picture of the presidential crybaby next to the fake, Italian American Indian today, Ace.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2016 01:53 PM (GGCsk)

43 I was about to post that I'm kind of disappointed that South Park never took any shots at Girls or Lena Dunham. But then I remembered that they go after things that are important and topical in pop culture.

Posted by: buzzion at January 06, 2016 01:53 PM (z/Ubi)

44

I'd like to see more of Lena's sparsely-haired armpits, and her pale white blubbery body. Super attractive.

Posted by: REV DR E BUZZ Esq at January 06, 2016 01:53 PM (ffzJn)

45 >>Lena Dunham will still finds ways to get naked in public. Count on it.
<<

icky. Even my dog doesn't want to see that.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2016 01:54 PM (GGCsk)

46 Wait! There is a MIB 3 and no one said anything about it?

We tried to tell you. You batin'.

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2016 01:54 PM (qUNWi)

47 But at least we have a date. Circle it! A day of celebration and feasting will be had!

====

THIS IS TERRIBLE!!

Its as bad as when Obama told our enemies when we were going to leave Iraq!!

Posted by: Bigby's Phalanges at January 06, 2016 01:54 PM (3ZtZW)

48 Apatow had a hand in 40 Year Old Virgin, Trainwreck, This is 40, Superbad, Anchorman, Bridesmaids and Step Brothers

his movies make money. As long as he likes her, she will find work

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 01:55 PM (zOTsN)

49 45 Smear some peanut butter on it.
Toby's owner

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 01:55 PM (8HTq1)

50 I just got HBO temporarily free when I installed wi fi and it was the first time I've seen the chick from Girls other than print. They are showing previews and I try not to judge people on their looks but she is disgustingly ugly. The disgustingly part comes from her intentionally making herself more unattractive than she already is.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 06, 2016 01:55 PM (L8slQ)

51 I'd love to see Huma and Hillary make a "Girls" appearance.

Posted by: MTF at January 06, 2016 01:56 PM (LISuA)

52 44

I'd like to see more of Lena's sparsely-haired armpits, and her pale white blubbery body. Super attractive.

Posted by: REV DR E BUZZ Esq at January 06, 2016 01:53 PM (ffzJn)

In the Lena Dunham biopic Lena will be played by Brian Dennehy.

(Tip your waitress, but just the tip!)

Posted by: Shecky joncelli at January 06, 2016 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

53 I only keep HBO because 2-3 years ago I cancelled all but Showtime & my cable bill went Up! Packages & that BS.

Last year when stuck at home, I watched all of Boardwalk Empire. That was good.

On another subject, I'm being harassed on Twitter by 6-8 huckabee fans! I might mute all of them, they're as stupid as he is & think ethanol subsidies ended in 2011.

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 01:56 PM (sj3Ax)

54 I'm sure ol' Dunham's got at least one more rimmer in her before then.

Hooray for us.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at January 06, 2016 01:56 PM (TZYqp)

55 If the media gushes over a show nobody watches does the show actually exist?

Wouldn't it be cheaper to have the media write articles about "Girls" but run another show in its place?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Overstocked! Cranky-Pants and Grumpy Sweaters Buy 1 Get 1 Free! at January 06, 2016 01:57 PM (hLRSq)

56 36 My bumps, my bumps, my flabby fat-boy bumps.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat! at January 06, 2016 01:52 PM (HMt16)

At a public swimming pool I saw a fat boy get out of the pool and walk by, his substantial tits jiggling just like a girl's. It gave me the oddest feelings of dissonance; look at the jiggling boobs - hmmmm - look up and see they're on a guy - yuck. Look down, look up, look down, look up. Weird.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 06, 2016 01:57 PM (oKE6c)

57 The Mayans predicted this

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 06, 2016 01:57 PM (fWAjv)

58 In 2017...when everyone involved will be what 35 at least?

"Girls"

Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 01:57 PM (LzzEz)

59 53 I only keep HBO because 2-3 years ago I cancelled all but Showtime & my cable bill went Up! Packages & that BS.

Last year when stuck at home, I watched all of Boardwalk Empire. That was good.

On another subject, I'm being harassed on Twitter by 6-8 huckabee fans! I might mute all of them, they're as stupid as he is & think ethanol subsidies ended in 2011.
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 01:56 PM (sj3Ax)

So, all of Huckabee's fans.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at January 06, 2016 01:57 PM (TZYqp)

60 Willow - please come and willow this thread.

Posted by: SH at January 06, 2016 01:58 PM (gmeXX)

61 53 On another subject, I'm being harassed on Twitter by 6-8 huckabee fans!

I think that is all of them!

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 01:58 PM (8HTq1)

62 They still will outdraw Colbert's late night talk show.

So will old reruns of Two-and-a-half Men

Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2016 01:58 PM (VndSC)

63 "If the media gushes over a show nobody watches does the show actually exist?"

Girls is like the Daily Show. Only watched by media liberals.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 06, 2016 01:58 PM (OD2ni)

64 There is no guarantee the lead actress will live for the next two years. She could die of a fatal rimming accident.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 01:58 PM (iQIUe)

65 her intentionally making herself more unattractive than she already is.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 06, 2016 01:55 PM (L8slQ)

She choses ugly clothes every time I've seen a picture from an award show as well. It's on purpose. I don't see any reason to celebrate that.

Not that I have cable or have ever seen the show or anything.

Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 01:58 PM (lIU4e)

66 59 Bah,beat me to the obvious joke!

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 01:58 PM (8HTq1)

67 Hopefully that little know movie Star Wars can propel Adam Driver away from the hive of scum and villainy which is Dunhams cooch.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 06, 2016 01:58 PM (fWAjv)

68 I still expect her to reveal that it was all an elaborate troll to see if how repulsive they could make progressive twits and still have the left praise them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 06, 2016 01:59 PM (OiH3z)

69 42
I was really hoping you juxtaposed a picture of the presidential crybaby next to the fake, Italian American Indian today, Ace.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2016 01:53 PM (GGCsk)

LOL, this Post definitely needs a picture of Obama Tears to go along with it...

Posted by: Cornelius at January 06, 2016 01:59 PM (tNESe)

70 "Why doesn't it look good on me. "

Because you have literally the worst possible body type.

Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 01:59 PM (GZ6Pf)

71 16,918.32-240.34 (-1.40%)

Weee!

Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at January 06, 2016 01:59 PM (evdj2)

72 There is no guarantee the lead actress will live for the next two years. She could die of a fatal rimming accident.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

That would mean the end of her....Or of someone else technically.

Posted by: Dominos dices at January 06, 2016 01:59 PM (326rv)

73 "53 On another subject, I'm being harassed on Twitter by 6-8 huckabee fans!

I think that is all of them!"

5 more than I had.

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at January 06, 2016 01:59 PM (OD2ni)

74 On another subject, I'm being harassed on Twitter by 6-8 huckabee fans! I might mute all of them, they're as stupid as he is & think ethanol subsidies ended in 2011.
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 01:56 PM (sj3Ax)

In 2008, to my eternal shame, I voted for Mike Huckabee in the Republican primary.

Because the other options were John McCain, Mitt Romney, and Ron Paul.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 06, 2016 02:00 PM (xuouz)

75 It is a point of pride that I had to look up WTF the show was. I regard my ignorance of these things as a sign of moral superiority. (One of the few I might qualify for.)

Posted by: JTB at January 06, 2016 02:00 PM (FvdPb)

76 "53 On another subject, I'm being harassed on Twitter by 6-8 huckabee fans!

I think that is all of them!"
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The rest are on Pinterest

Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2016 02:01 PM (VndSC)

77 LOL, this Post definitely needs a picture of Obama Tears to go along with it...

Posted by: Cornelius at January 06, 2016 01:59 PM (tNESe)

Obama Tears... the new Flaming Skull?

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 06, 2016 02:01 PM (f7rv6)

78 Does anyone know anyone that actually watches the show, besides Ace I mean?

Seriously, 1 or 2 million total per episode out of 350 million people?

Wth do I know maybe I'm part of the 1 or 2 million that don't watch it out of 350 million.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 06, 2016 02:01 PM (X+nFp)

79 Lena Dunham is a living, breathing, yapping example of white privilege.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Overstocked! Cranky-Pants and Grumpy Sweaters Buy 1 Get 1 Free! at January 06, 2016 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

80 >>"Why doesn't it look good on me. "

Even the Fug girls grew tired of Lena's shtick of selecting an outfit that is not meant for her body type just so that she can be all, what? are you fat-shaming me because I don't look like a model? It's all performance art, attention hunger with this chick.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 02:02 PM (NOIQH)

81 Lindsay,
There's a team of Huckabee supporters in Massachusetts. I just replied to the first one to tell him to read IBD editorial.

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 02:02 PM (sj3Ax)

82 Maybe they'll find treasure on Oak Island by then.

Posted by: wth at January 06, 2016 02:02 PM (HgMAr)

83 A day of celebration and feasting will be had!

Posted by: Ace at 01:39 PM

Does the feasting include Allison Williams' a$$hole?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 06, 2016 02:02 PM (gW5Vg)

84 Lena Dunham's sex appeal is as elusive as Robert Denby.

Posted by: V the K at January 06, 2016 02:02 PM (O7MnT)

85 Yet another reason I'm glad I never bought HBO.

Posted by: Iblis at January 06, 2016 02:02 PM (9221z)

86 Butthead told me it was about GWAR. After watching it for ten seconds, I had to kick his ass for trying to blind me.

Posted by: Beavis at January 06, 2016 02:03 PM (1IiNx)

87 Any bets on how "BBW" Mare Dunham will be by 2017?

I'm good for 5 at 335...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:03 PM (g8Hfr)

88 Even the Fug girls grew tired of Lena's shtick of selecting an outfit that is not meant for her body type just so that she can be all, what? are you fat-shaming me because I don't look like a model? It's all performance art, attention hunger with this chick.
Posted by: Lizzy

It looked authentic to me....

Posted by: Mikey Moore the multimillionaire faux slob at January 06, 2016 02:03 PM (326rv)

89 79 Lena Dunham is a living, breathing, yapping example of white privilege.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Overstocked! Cranky-Pants and Grumpy Sweaters Buy 1 Get 1 Free! at January 06, 2016 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

If Lena Dunham was a Man, she'd be Unemployed.... in Greenland...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 06, 2016 02:03 PM (f7rv6)

90 Obama Tears... the new Flaming Skull?

A crying flaming skull. Make it so, JohnE.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 06, 2016 02:03 PM (evdj2)

91 11 Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2016 01:42 PM (rwI+c)

I thought Strychnine was the "artiste" in the family...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:04 PM (g8Hfr)

92 And I've never watched the show but Lena seems to be a bit enticing during whichever season this was.

http://tinyurl.com/hn8jge4

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 06, 2016 02:04 PM (fWAjv)

93 "53 On another subject, I'm being harassed on Twitter by 6-8 huckabee fans!

I think that is all of them!"

5 more than I had.

Be glad my supporter isn't after you.

Posted by: Jim Gilmore at January 06, 2016 02:04 PM (4WhSY)

94 Please do not use the word "gushing" about anything even remotely associated with Lena Dunham.
Thank you.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 06, 2016 02:04 PM (YFFpo)

95 NCIS might be going way soon too. Michael Wetherly is leaving the program. Should have ended a couple seasons ago. I really loved the first bunch of seasons but they've really lost their way, and Gibbs looks like he's 90 years old these days. No way he wouldn't have been forced out in retirement.

I mean, he looks older now than Mike Franks did when he first appeared after having been forced out in retirement years before. And the PC crowd has destroyed the only show on TV with traditional values and willingness to show a Muslim as a bad guy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:04 PM (39g3+)

96 >> Lena Dunham's sex appeal is as elusive as Robert
>> Denby.

Hey, I'm on it.

Posted by: Higgs Bosun at January 06, 2016 02:04 PM (o+SC1)

97 Posted by: wth at January 06, 2016 02:02 PM (HgMAr)

Heh.

I doubt it but they keep looking. Seems like the one brother is about 5 minutes from pulling the plug and then boom, he's back at it.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 06, 2016 02:04 PM (X+nFp)

98 #56 At a public swimming pool I saw a fat boy get out of the pool and walk by, his substantial tits jiggling just like a girl's. It gave me the oddest feelings of dissonance; look at the jiggling boobs - hmmmm - look up and see they're on a guy - yuck. Look down, look up, look down, look up. Weird.

Heh, I see that at the gym quite often. Especially this time of year when the New Year's Resolutionists are there in force.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat! at January 06, 2016 02:04 PM (HMt16)

99 84 Lena Dunham's sex appeal is as elusive as Robert Denby.
Posted by: V the K at January 06, 2016 02:02 PM (O7MnT)

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Ha. A very obscure MST3K reference.

Very good, very good.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 06, 2016 02:04 PM (LXJ1e)

100 79
Lena Dunham is a living, breathing, yapping example of white privilege.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Overstocked! Cranky-Pants and Grumpy Sweaters Buy 1 Get 1 Free! at January 06, 2016 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

White privilege looks like 300 pounds of mashed potatoes crammed into a 200 pound sack? Who knew?

Posted by: rebel flounder at January 06, 2016 02:04 PM (3dOE/)

101 I guess ace stayed up late last night cleaning under the couch cushions. Looks like he found some "stuff."

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2016 02:05 PM (gQfxF)

102 What I don't get is how utterly godawful trash shows get so many viewers. Most popular show on TV right now? Two Broke Girls.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:06 PM (39g3+)

103 I have a friend who came out as an honest to god Kasich supporter.

Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 02:06 PM (bYGAR)

104 92 And I've never watched the show but Lena seems to be a bit enticing during whichever season this was.

Hey, that was a dirty tri...waitaminute. No it wasn't!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat! at January 06, 2016 02:06 PM (HMt16)

105 I heard the last episode will reveal that Lena's character was the beached whale that George Costanza pulled a golf ball out of.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends... like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."

Posted by: top116 at January 06, 2016 02:06 PM (Wn+fE)

106 I have a friend who came out as an honest to god Kasich supporter.

Damnit!

Posted by: Jim Gilmore at January 06, 2016 02:06 PM (4WhSY)

107 >> White privilege looks like 300 pounds of mashed
>> potatoes crammed into a 200 pound sack? Who knew?

Or Ted Kennedy on top of a waitress?

Posted by: JEM at January 06, 2016 02:06 PM (o+SC1)

108 102 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:06 PM (39g3+)

Two broke girls is the charming See-BS show starring two pron queens in their secret identities as diner wait staff right?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:07 PM (g8Hfr)

109 Lena Dunham and Girls is a failure of capitalism. Discuss.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 06, 2016 02:07 PM (LXJ1e)

110 Who is this Lena Dunham whose sex appeal my elusiveness is being compared to?

Posted by: Robert Denby at January 06, 2016 02:07 PM (O7MnT)

111 "Heh, I see that at the gym quite often. Especially this time of year when the New Year's Resolutionists are there in force."

This past Monday was probably the busiest day of the year in my gym.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 06, 2016 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

112 103 I have a friend who came out as an honest to god Kasich supporter.
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 02:06 PM (bYGAR)

Tell him to use condoms.

Posted by: Shecky joncelli at January 06, 2016 02:07 PM (RD7QR)

113 >>Most popular show on TV right now? Two Broke Girls.

That show is bad I've started to wonder if Kat Dennings ever knew how to act.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 02:07 PM (NOIQH)

114 62 They still will outdraw Colbert's late night talk show.

So will old reruns of Two-and-a-half Men

Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2016 01:58 PM (VndSC)

And Night Court.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik's on vacation at January 06, 2016 02:08 PM (a3mAP)

115 Lena Dunham and Girls is a failure of capitalism. Discuss.

PT Barnum would disagree.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 06, 2016 02:08 PM (evdj2)

116 Lena Don't-Ham or Honey BooBoo's dam is a waste of breath, time, resources, but not essence. Never essence. Must admit have never watched either of them. Heck, I never saw Duck Dynasty. Walking Dead only for moi.

Posted by: Eromero at January 06, 2016 02:08 PM (b+df9)

117 I guess ace stayed up late last night cleaning under the couch cushions. Looks like he found some "stuff."
Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2016 02:05 PM

Well, we were reduced to talking about modern dairy barns and dairy herd management.

Which would you rather have, Lena Dunham or 185 Holsteins who produce 95 pounds of milk per head per day?

Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 02:08 PM (3D8vo)

118
I have a friend who came out as an honest to god Kasich supporter.
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 02:06 PM (bYGAR)
....................

She likes his lips?

Posted by: wth at January 06, 2016 02:09 PM (HgMAr)

119 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:06 PM (39g3+)

I don't mind dirty / risqu� shows but Two Broke Hirls is the worst written , worst acted sitcom I have ever seen. I do stop by though every once in a while to check out the legs on the blonde. Wowzer.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 06, 2016 02:09 PM (L8slQ)

120 Dunham makes money from the fact that some people will pay attention to a woman who signals, like a baboon, that she's sexually available.

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:09 PM (QSx09)

121 117 Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 02:08 PM (3D8vo)

A fake cow or a bunch of real cows...

THAT is a toughie...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:10 PM (g8Hfr)

122 So we are still talking about this person.

Posted by: SH at January 06, 2016 02:10 PM (gmeXX)

123 103
I have a friend who came out as an honest to god Kasich supporter.

Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 02:06 PM (bYGAR)

You know Kasich's Mom?

Posted by: rebel flounder at January 06, 2016 02:10 PM (3dOE/)

124 117 I guess ace stayed up late last night cleaning under the couch cushions. Looks like he found some "stuff."
Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2016 02:05 PM

Well, we were reduced to talking about modern dairy barns and dairy herd management.

Which would you rather have, Lena Dunham or 185 Holsteins who produce 95 pounds of milk per head per day?
Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 02:08 PM (3D8vo)

Take the Holsteins, they don't make noises when you pull their teats.

(Tip the veal and try the waitress!)

Posted by: Shecky joncelli at January 06, 2016 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

125 Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 02:08 PM (3D8vo)

A fake cow or a bunch of real cows...

THAT is a toughie...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077

If ya go for door #1, ya gotta milk manually.

Posted by: zombie Monty Hall at January 06, 2016 02:11 PM (326rv)

126 123 Posted by: rebel flounder at January 06, 2016 02:10 PM (3dOE/)

I'm still undecided...I think the poster got to his mail order BDSM slave...

//Kasich's Mom

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:11 PM (g8Hfr)

127 Heh, I see that at the gym quite often. Especially this time of year when the New Year's Resolutionists are there in force.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat! at January 06, 2016 02:04 PM (HMt16)
New Year's Resolutionists are the worst. Never has 10 lbs. been lifted so often, by so many, who then sit on the equipment and dick with their phones for 15 minutes before waddling off. Grrrr.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 06, 2016 02:11 PM (oKE6c)

128 I think this is a good thing. Dunham is one of those golden children who Hollywood never tires of giving work. We'd hear endlessly about her "exciting new projects".

Posted by: AmishDude at January 06, 2016 02:11 PM (JIElb)

129 "
You know Kasich's Mom?"

Hahaha

Nah, she's just from Ohio and likes him as Gov and is offput by Trump.

Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 02:11 PM (LzzEz)

130 Heh, I see that at the gym quite often. Especially this time of year when the New Year's Resolutionists are there in force.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat! at January 06, 2016 02:04 PM (HMt16)

Hey! At least I'm trying!

Posted by: 300 lbs of potatoes in a 200 lb sack at January 06, 2016 02:11 PM (xuouz)

131 "I have a friend who came out as an honest to god Kasich supporter.
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 02:06 PM (bYGAR)"

Is his name Newman?

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 06, 2016 02:12 PM (OD2ni)

132 Don't celebrate. By 2017, the culture will have degenerated so much further that "Girls" will be replaced by a new show called "Cunts."

Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 02:12 PM (jBuUi)

133 Which would you rather have, Lena Dunham or 185 Holsteins who produce 95 pounds of milk per head per day?
Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 02:08 PM (3D8vo)

__________________________________________________

Holsteins any day of the week.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 06, 2016 02:12 PM (rsudF)

134 You know Kasich's Mom?

===

Everybody at the post office does!

Posted by: Bigby's Phalanges at January 06, 2016 02:12 PM (3ZtZW)

135 17 Lena Dunham will still finds ways to get naked in public. Count on it.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 01:45 PM (NOIQH)

See New Years Eve on my instagram feed

Posted by: Lena Dunham's naked arse on a glitter-covered floor at January 06, 2016 02:13 PM (woB/O)

136 where have the commies had a major setback since the fall of the berlin wall?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 06, 2016 02:13 PM (xuouz)

137 My brother and I used to watch really bad (not campy fun bad)movies with our Mom, back in the day when we only had one television with bad rabbit-ear reception and four channels. She liked historical romance type of stuff, the cinematic version of those bodice-ripper romance novels. In the middle of an especially boring scene, my brother would say, 'You know what this show needs?' and we'd chime in together, 'Zombies!'

Zombies can save any show, even a show made by Lena Dunham. So can dinasaurs. So can a cameo appearance by Christopher Walken.

Posted by: troyriser at January 06, 2016 02:13 PM (+UeSQ)

138 120 Dunham makes money from the fact that some people will pay attention to a woman who signals, like a baboon, that she's sexually available.
Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:09 PM (QSx09)

What? The baboon is available too? Dunham, you have comp-e-tition! /Cosell

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 06, 2016 02:13 PM (oKE6c)

139 Be glad my supporter isn't after you.
Posted by: Jim Gilmore at January 06, 2016 02:04 PM (4WhSY)

I used to have a picture with jim Gilmore but I don't know what I did with it. And he could have been president!

Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 02:13 PM (lIU4e)

140 >>See New Years Eve on my instagram feed

*headslap*

Of course!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (NOIQH)

141 speaking of cows, here's a picture of Lena:

http://bit.ly/1kMwJXD

note the tattoo of what looks like Ferdinand the Bull, but it's not: there are no horns

perhaps in her world, all bulls have been neutered

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (QSx09)

142 Dunham is one of those golden children who Hollywood never tires of giving work.

Consider Whoopie Goldberg who's passable performance as an idiotic slave in The Color Purple was turned into a career of telling everyone else how awful they are. Seeing her show up on Star Trek was the last straw for me. I kept hoping the show would suck less just out of reverence for the original series and I couldn't take it any longer.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (39g3+)

143 Lena Dunham and Girls is a failure of capitalism. Discuss.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 06, 2016 02:07 PM (LXJ1e)

It exists not because it is good entertainment, or even just entertaining, it exists in order to virtue signal that HBO is not sexist.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Overstocked! Cranky-Pants and Grumpy Sweaters Buy 1 Get 1 Free! at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (hLRSq)

144 123 103
I have a friend who came out as an honest to god Kasich supporter.

Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 02:06 PM (bYGAR)

You know Kasich's Mom?
Posted by: rebel flounder at January 06, 2016 02:10 PM (3dOE/)

His dad was a mailman, you know.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (TZYqp)

145

John Kasich's love of children has always been a good thing for me and for the people back in Ohio. He is workin hard for kids, for kids that don't have a future at all, kids that might as well kill themselves now by jumping off a building or right into a trash compactor, the big kind with lots of teeth, kids with absolutely no hope at all, whatsoever, who are just absolutely worthless to anyone including their mothers.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (ffzJn)

146 131
"I have a friend who came out as an honest to god Kasich supporter.

Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 02:06 PM (bYGAR)"

Is his name Newman?

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 06, 2016 02:12 PM (OD2ni)

Newman.

Posted by: Seinfeld's Mom at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (3dOE/)

147 No; i don't have to worry about it. :^) The only media I have (aside from the NY Post sometimes)is the internet, and I've seen more discussions of "Girls" here than anywhere else. ;^) I've never seen the show and wouldn't know Lena Dunham from a whole in the ground except for that stupid "You first vote should be.....special" stupidity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (M+RRn)

148 I will then become a regular on "The View". My role will be to be the "sensible naked" one who can crack wise with guests.

Posted by: Lena Dunham, Undressed at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (3GAnN)

149 Lena will retire to her motorboat, the SS Chocolate Starfish.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (/f6Nd)

150 Not having a TV, and not subscribing to newspapers and magazines, I would never have heard about the scruntulous Dunham twat or her lame program, were it not for AOS.

Curse or blessing? You decide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2016 02:15 PM (cKwwS)

151 " where have the commies had a major setback since the fall of the berlin wall?"

the Left now has no political presence in the Polish parliament

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:15 PM (QSx09)

152 142 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (39g3+)

Whoopie! was huma to Orca's HILLARY!

You're welcome for the visual.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:15 PM (g8Hfr)

153 I used to have a picture with jim Gilmore but I don't know what I did with it. And he could have been president!

Theoretically, Pat Paulsen could also have been.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 06, 2016 02:15 PM (evdj2)

154 Hey! At least I'm trying!

Posted by: 300 lbs of potatoes in a 200 lb sack at January 06, 2016 02:11 PM (xuouz)
Two trivially easy workouts per year, and yet still no results. It ain't your fault! It's your hormones! /Kevin Trudeau

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 06, 2016 02:15 PM (oKE6c)

155 I used to have a picture with jim Gilmore but I don't know what I did with it. And he could have been president!

You like me? You really like me?

Wait a second. Mom, is that you?

Posted by: Jim Gilmore at January 06, 2016 02:16 PM (4WhSY)

156 Endure Progressive Pebbles' "show?"

No I won't. I've never seen it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 02:16 PM (LUgeY)

157 So after thousands of Muslim "immigrants" in Cologne take to the streets on New Years robbing, punching, groping, and raping women, the mayor of the city has taken bold, decisive action...

to blame the victims, offering a "code of conduct" to women to help them avoid rapey and gropey 'immigrants.'

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:16 PM (39g3+)

158 "Coming soon in April from HBO, Cunts is about three wacky college sluts sharing a dorm room at Oberlin confronting the same question every coed must face these days: Should I accuse last night's hookup partner with rape -- or do I direct-tweet him asking for another round of anal?"

Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 02:16 PM (jBuUi)

159 147 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (M+RRn)

She's doubled her ~~audience~~ girth since then...

Ms Dunham speaks quite literally with a LOT of gravity.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:16 PM (g8Hfr)

160
Lena Dunham?

Yeah,, I'd hit it....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 06, 2016 02:16 PM (HSmrB)

161 ah yes, whoopi "happy to have 9 abortions" goldberg

she must sleep well

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:16 PM (QSx09)

162
I've never heard of this show.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka

Lucky You!

Posted by: Paladin at January 06, 2016 02:17 PM (hxLER)

163 where have the commies had a major setback since the fall of the berlin wall?

Collapse of the USSR.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 02:17 PM (1xUj/)

164 Speaking of Lena Dunham....Are they going to trot her out for this years first time voters with her saying about Hillary, "Your first time should be with someone.....mature.Like a fine wine--really, really, really mature."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:17 PM (M+RRn)

165 she wont go away really. she is the proof Hollywood needs to pretend they arent superficial, aren't concerned with good looks, are "hip" and "with it"�

she gives them cover, like a beard

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 01:50 PM (zOTsN)

So, can we now refer to her as the bearded lady?

Posted by: Killerdog at January 06, 2016 02:17 PM (ghwpr)

166

If you could imagine putting big bloomer type panites on an jiggly oil tanker filled with whale blubber, that's what Lena looks like.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at January 06, 2016 02:17 PM (ffzJn)

167 Don't celebrate. By 2017, the culture will have degenerated so much further that "Girls" will be replaced by a new show called "Cunts."

Isn't that that daytime thing with Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar?

Posted by: V the K at January 06, 2016 02:18 PM (O7MnT)

168 Christopher Taylor,
I used to like The Good Wife, but stopped watching it when ValJar was a guest.

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 02:18 PM (sj3Ax)

169 149 Lena will retire to her motorboat, the SS Chocolate Starfish.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

I do not want to see the words "motorboat" and "chocolate starfish" in the same sentence.

Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 02:18 PM (jBuUi)

170 His dad was a mailman, you know.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (TZYqp)

Former Federal Prosecutor Chris Christie formerly served as a federal prosecutor in New Jersey, where he prosecuted terrorists. Federally.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 06, 2016 02:18 PM (xuouz)

171

Remember that wrestler Mick Foley?

At this point, I can't tell him apart from Lena Dunham.

I half expect to see her getting powerbombed through a picnic table with thumbtacks all over it.

BAH GAWD.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at January 06, 2016 02:18 PM (ffzJn)

172 161 Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:16 PM (QSx09)

Remember we live in such a theocracy she had to go into WitSec after reveling in her "procedures."

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:18 PM (g8Hfr)

173 Chris, it's a crime in Germany (and elsewhere in Europe) to slander an ethnicity in public

Europe is governed by a suicidal elite

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:19 PM (QSx09)

174 note the tattoo of what looks like Ferdinand the Bull, but it's not: there are no horns

Are we sure that's not a self-portrait?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 02:19 PM (LUgeY)

175 Only in modern Hollywood could a hideous beast like Whoopi have a career. I mean, at least Steve Buscemi can act. Whoopi can't act, but she's like a mascot, that they all feel sorry for and treat as if she's wise.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:19 PM (39g3+)

176 She'll have more time to devote to her newsletter - uugh!

http://www.lennyletter.com/

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 02:19 PM (NOIQH)

177 Remember that wrestler Mick Foley?

At this point, I can't tell him apart from Lena Dunham.

Easy, he's the one with talent.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 06, 2016 02:19 PM (4WhSY)

178 where have the commies had a major setback since the fall of the berlin wall?

Collapse of the USSR.

It's flight was but a feint. The Evil withdrew before the White Council to it's true home long, prepared by the Nazgul, the Democratic Party.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 06, 2016 02:20 PM (evdj2)

179

You try to wake Lena up by shaking her, and you run the risk of localized property damage.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at January 06, 2016 02:20 PM (ffzJn)

180 157 So after thousands of Muslim "immigrants" in Cologne take to the streets on New Years robbing, punching, groping, and raping women, the mayor of the city has taken bold, decisive action...

to blame the victims, offering a "code of conduct" to women to help them avoid rapey and gropey 'immigrants.'
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:16 PM (39g3+)

This shit really does make me sick.

The West's apparent death wish stopped being funny a long time ago.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at January 06, 2016 02:20 PM (TZYqp)

181 >> I'd love to see Huma and Hillary make a "Girls" appearance.

Super! We can have a flab off.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 06, 2016 02:21 PM (c7vUv)

182 O/T (but somehow relevant to this thread): Congress getting ready to vote on more theater.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2016 02:21 PM (Fmupd)

183 Chris, it's a crime in Germany (and elsewhere in Europe) to slander an ethnicity in public

Other than native white people.

Of course, "Muslim" is not an ethnicity so...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:21 PM (39g3+)

184 "Consider Whoopie Goldberg who's passable performance as an idiotic slave in The Color Purple."

I thought she was good in Ghost.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 06, 2016 02:21 PM (OD2ni)

185 173 Chris, it's a crime in Germany (and elsewhere in Europe) to slander an ethnicity in public

Europe is governed by a suicidal elite
Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:19 PM (QSx09)

Pure madness.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at January 06, 2016 02:21 PM (TZYqp)

186 158 "Coming soon in April from HBO, Cunts is about three wacky college sluts sharing a dorm room at Oberlin confronting the same question every coed must face these days: Should I accuse last night's hookup partner with rape -- or do I direct-tweet him asking for another round of anal?"
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 02:16 PM (jBuUi)

Call it something that says comedy, like Two and A Half Cunts, and then we'll do lunch!

Posted by: HBO Exec at January 06, 2016 02:22 PM (RD7QR)

187 Speaking of inappropriately dressed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gECtG1-cdj8

I guess if you can afford a supercar you can afford to put stickers all over it.

Posted by: DaveA/i] at January 06, 2016 02:22 PM (DL2i+)

188 Harkening back to the previous thread, watching Hillary Clinton attempt to answer questions without having been coached on the answers ahead of time makes me wonder if the Democrats might be better off running Gabriel Gifford. She doesn't seem to do any worse at interviews.

Posted by: obnoxious ahole at January 06, 2016 02:22 PM (RZycQ)

189 182 Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2016 02:21 PM (Fmupd)

NO!

I shaved I am BACK BABY!

//Paul Ryan

My fave is the Kabuki of passing something Mooch will either let be filibustered or is guaranteed to be vetoed.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:22 PM (g8Hfr)

190 *(technically I don't like Seinfeld either)Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 01:49 PM (1xUj/)I loathe "Seinfeld." I think you can draw a pretty straight line from its snarking faux-iconoclasm to the rotten, vapid, vulgar society we have today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 06, 2016 02:23 PM (X6fMO)

191 Christopher Taylor,
I used to like The Good Wife,

For the first two seasons. Twenty years ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 02:23 PM (REkPr)

192 hawkins, there were 1,000 guys involved

that's like what, two full battalions?

German men must've been sitzpinkeln-ing their pants

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:23 PM (QSx09)

193 Wait a second. Mom, is that you?
Posted by: Jim Gilmore at January 06, 2016 02:16 PM (4WhSY)

Heh. It was so important I lost it!

Oh well.

Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 02:23 PM (lIU4e)

194 Call it something that says comedy, like Two and A Half Cunts, and then we'll do lunch!

To be edgy and progressive, the "half" will be a 9-year-old girl! And she can be a Muslim named Aisha, to show solidarity with our oppressed Muslim brothers and sisters!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:23 PM (39g3+)

195
141 speaking of cows, here's a picture of Lena:

http://bit.ly/1kMwJXD

note the tattoo of what looks like Ferdinand the Bull, but it's not: there are no horns

perhaps in her world, all bulls have been neutered
Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (QSx09)

I'm just glad she didn't ink one of her father's cooch paintings on her arm, see his website (loaded with "art" consisting of distasteful and NSFW cooch paintings)

http://www.carrolldunham.net/

Posted by: Lena Dunham's naked arse on a glitter-covered floor at January 06, 2016 02:23 PM (woB/O)

196 186 Posted by: HBO Exec at January 06, 2016 02:22 PM (RD7QR)

SQUEE!

I will finally get work since CHIPs!

//1/2 C*nt Caitlyn Jenner

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:23 PM (g8Hfr)

197 People actually watch that pos show?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 06, 2016 02:23 PM (MbrzC)

198 Congress getting ready to vote on more theater.

I guess they couldn't do "Titus Andronicus" where everybody gets slaughtered?"

Sorry; That was not nice. I don't really mean it. I feel foul. I don't really want them to be slaughtered; I just want them to be accountable

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:24 PM (M+RRn)

199 Isn't that that daytime thing with Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar?

Posted by: V the K at January 06, 2016 02:18 PM (O7MnT)

I think you're thinking of The Abyss.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 06, 2016 02:24 PM (GUBah)

200 "But at least we have a date. Circle it! A day of celebration and feasting will be had!"

FFA: A day of anal licking and fisting will be had!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 02:24 PM (TOk1P)

201 >> these days: Should I accuse last night's hookup
>> partner with rape -- or do I direct-tweet him asking >> for another round of anal?"

In this world the scripts write themselves.

Second season, C*nts Abroad. Anna goes to Italy and discovers the university authorities have never heard of Title IX. And Becca gives in to the patriarchy and shacks up with a giant smelly Belgian for protection against Muslim rapists.

Posted by: JEM at January 06, 2016 02:24 PM (o+SC1)

202 Hawkins1701,
I suppose that bunch makes up Huckabee supporters. A Massachusetts Chapter had me laugh!
Most conservative R's in Massachusetts are for Cruz & I think the turned off dems are the Trump supporters.

There's volunteers to knock on doors in New Hampshire for Cruz, but I can't do it. Too many health issues.

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 02:24 PM (sj3Ax)

203 192 hawkins, there were 1,000 guys involved

that's like what, two full battalions?

German men must've been sitzpinkeln-ing their pants
Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:23 PM (QSx09)

There are no more German men.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at January 06, 2016 02:24 PM (TZYqp)

204 Have you ever seen a few minutes of the horrendous 2 Broke Girls?

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 02:25 PM (8HTq1)

205 Let's have a show of hands. All of you who were dumb enough to click on any link in a Lena Dunham thread. Come on, now, don't be shy. Fess up. Anybody?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 02:25 PM (NeFrd)

206 175 Only in modern Hollywood could a hideous beast like Whoopi have a career. I mean, at least Steve Buscemi can act. Whoopi can't act, but she's like a mascot, that they all feel sorry for and treat as if she's wise.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:19 PM (39g3+)

---------------------

Just from what I've seen on Netflix, Hollywood has been relegated to third string when it comes to quality of shows and production. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2016 02:25 PM (Fmupd)

207 Even the Fug girls grew tired of Lena's shtick of selecting an outfit that is not meant for her body type just so that she can be all, what? are you fat-shaming me because I don't look like a model? It's all performance art, attention hunger with this chick

Old feminism: Who cares how I look? I'm more substantial than that!

New feminism: I am beautiful. Say it! Say I'm beautiful!

Posted by: AmishDude at January 06, 2016 02:26 PM (JIElb)

208 TV just got lighter

Posted by: George Lopez at January 06, 2016 02:26 PM (57fhp)

209 Steevy,
Hi & Happy New Year! We haven't been here at same time in ages.

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 02:26 PM (sj3Ax)

210 peaking of Lena Dunham....Are they going to trot her out for this years first time voters with her saying about Hillary, "Your first time should be with someone.....mature.Like a fine wine--really, really, really mature."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

The vinegar smell is incidental and purely hygenic. swearsies.

Posted by: Nielsen says no at January 06, 2016 02:26 PM (326rv)

211 173 Chris, it's a crime in Germany (and elsewhere in Europe) to slander an ethnicity in public
Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:19 PM (QSx09)

It's a good thing I'm talking mad shit about Islam on facebook here in the US then!

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 06, 2016 02:27 PM (xuouz)

212 Sorry; That was not nice. I don't really mean it. I feel foul. I don't really want them to be slaughtered; I just want them to be accountable

Not me. I want them far, far away from the levers of power.

They have proven beyond any doubt that they're unfit for office.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 02:27 PM (LUgeY)

213 )I loathe "Seinfeld." I think you can draw a pretty straight line from its snarking faux-iconoclasm to the rotten, vapid, vulgar society we have today.

Oh, that's not it for me. I see vapid pop-cult as a symptom, not a cause.

I always kinda didn't like Seinfeld. Mostly I didn't get why everyone swooned over it.*

Then I saw Curb Your Enthusiasm. I really, really hate Larry David. Now when I see a Seinfeld re-run I see the David fingerprints all over it and I seethe.

*(Everyone did swoon. I remember when it went off the air that the WSJ reported that NBC had made $200 mm profit that year, $50 mm of which was from Seinfeld).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 02:27 PM (1xUj/)

214 And future feminism?

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:27 PM (QSx09)

215 His dad was a mailman, you know.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at January 06, 2016 02:14 PM (TZYqp)

Asked before, but never answered: what did his momma's husband do?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2016 02:28 PM (cKwwS)

216 Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 02:24 PM (sj3Ax)

Its fun knocking on doors during the primaries; I went up to NH once and did it; I had pneumonia at the time and didn't know it, but it wouldn't be a good thing to do if you were sick.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:28 PM (M+RRn)

217 Mocking Lena Dunham feels like making fun of a simple ton.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 02:28 PM (NeFrd)

218 Now we know what Jugears was crying about.

Posted by: Caliban at January 06, 2016 02:28 PM (DrC22)

219 So I stumbled upon this celeb gossip blog called crazy days and nights.

Man, did most of the conmenters despise Dunham.

Her amazing talent in choosing the worst thing to wear was well catalogued. Even her few fans couldn't deny that she needs major help in the fashion department.

And this whole thing of, I'm happy with my pudgy bod,y, so I'm going to troll you guys by wearing the very worst thing for my body (or sometimes for anyone else's, for that matter) and I dare you to call me unattractive, got old immediately. I suspect she has very little fashion sense but looking that bad consistently has got to be worked at, especially if you are someone who can afford a stylist. Or has friends.

If she was really comfortable with her body, she would wear things that flattered her. The message she is sending (to anyone silly enough to care what celebrities say or do) is that women over a size 6 are forever destined to look like a hot mess.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 06, 2016 02:28 PM (g6yUI)

220 Off topic, but I lovelovelove Ted Cruz' ad with the bankers, lawyers and journalists running across the Rio Grande into Texas. I sent them $20 with a request to add "academics" to the voiceover. I would gladly help fund the next version of this, featuring "academics, gender studies teachers, community organizers, hipster douchebags, and celebrities." If they used lookalikes for the leading celebrities that would be awesome. I'll throw in an extra $20 if they can find an Al Sharpton lookalike.

Posted by: vivi at January 06, 2016 02:28 PM (11H2y)

221 209 Same to you.

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 02:28 PM (8HTq1)

222 >> There are no more German men.

That may not be entirely true, but when you look at who's running the show - Merkel, this Koeln mayor - it's like they're all trying to vote for Living On Mom's Couch.

Posted by: JEM at January 06, 2016 02:29 PM (o+SC1)

223 205 Let's have a show of hands. All of you who were dumb enough to click on any link in a Lena Dunham thread. Come on, now, don't be shy. Fess up. Anybody?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 02:25 PM (NeFrd)

Did you?

If so, you're welcome

*that was Lena GERCKE

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 06, 2016 02:29 PM (fWAjv)

224 205 Let's have a show of hands. All of you who were dumb enough to click on any link in a Lena Dunham thread. Come on, now, don't be shy. Fess up. Anybody?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 02:25 PM (NeFrd)

Just the one that turned out to be someone else entirely. With no shirt on except her hands.

Winning, and winning big.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 06, 2016 02:29 PM (xuouz)

225 Posted by: HBO Exec at January 06, 2016 02:22 PM (RD7QR)
---
Don't joke they're probably dreaming something like that up, only with the whole everyone is trying to rape me, people are triggering, life on campus is so distressing to me angle. Each episode can end with a reason that causes them to goto their designated safe-space... though season one will be all about the struggle to get those safe-spaces implemented.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 06, 2016 02:29 PM (MbrzC)

226 I loathe "Seinfeld." I think you can draw a pretty straight line from its snarking faux-iconoclasm to the rotten, vapid, vulgar society we have today.

That's because the people watching Seinfeld for the most part did not understand that it was a satire on vapid, meaningless, self-indulgent, and childish Manhattanites. They just thought it was cool and funny without getting the meaning and purpose of the show.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:29 PM (39g3+)

227 *that was Lena GERCKE
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 06, 2016 02:29 PM (fWAjv)

Word.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 06, 2016 02:29 PM (xuouz)

228 >> making fun of a simple ton.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: JEM at January 06, 2016 02:30 PM (o+SC1)

229 Think Lena is hosting a Hillary fundraiser.
Only fitting seeing as she herself identifies as a rape victim while actually being a sexual predator.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 02:30 PM (NOIQH)

230 217 Mocking Lena Dunham feels like making fun of a simple ton.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 02:28 PM (NeFrd)

Seamus, it's a matter of considerable gravity.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 06, 2016 02:30 PM (RD7QR)

231 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 02:27 PM (LUgeY)

Well either would be acceptable. I just meant I didn't want something like them being slaughtered at a banquet or killed in other gruesome ways. en masse A bad sinus infection is not improving my mood.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:30 PM (M+RRn)

232 Asked before, but never answered: what did his momma's husband do?

****

FLASHBACK

SCENE: Hospital Labor & Delivery Suite

KASICH'S MOM: Doctor, would it be okay if the baby's father is in the delivery room?

DOCTOR: Sure, ma'am, as long as your husband doesn't object.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 02:30 PM (NeFrd)

233 >>Lena Dunham?

Yeah,, I'd hit it....

Me too.

Posted by: D9 Driver at January 06, 2016 02:31 PM (c7vUv)

234 man, there is some major comedy about college students (and the Left in general) to produce during a Trump presidency

they're due for a drubbing

the revenue$ will be huuuuuge

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:31 PM (QSx09)

235 >> Let's have a show of hands. All of you who were
>> dumb enough to click on any link in a Lena Dunham
>> thread. Come on, now, don't be shy. Fess up.

I went to the Euro Gumball Rally 2013 thing.

Based on the post I'd expected a pic of an Aventador with a Bernie Sanders sticker, or something.

Posted by: JEM at January 06, 2016 02:31 PM (o+SC1)

236 Have you ever seen a few minutes of the horrendous 2 Broke Girls?

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 02:25 PM (8HTq1)

Nope. I consider it against my religion to watch a show with that much soul sucking vapidity. And all I've ever seen are previews/promos.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 02:31 PM (TOk1P)

237 If she was really comfortable with her body, she would wear things that flattered her. The message she is sending (to anyone silly enough to care what celebrities say or do) is that women over a size 6 are forever destined to look like a hot mess.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 06, 2016 02:28 PM (g6yUI)

Yep!

Also happy birthday! (right?)

Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 02:32 PM (lIU4e)

238 Posted by: vivi at January 06, 2016 02:28 PM (11H2y)

Very good idea, vivi!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:32 PM (M+RRn)

239 It's your birthday, Chique; It's Epiphany. What a great day to have a birthday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:33 PM (M+RRn)

240 Yes, we should celebrate. Just like we celebrated the end of smallpox.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at January 06, 2016 02:33 PM (FtrY1)

241 Who wastes their precious time watching idiots make faces for a living?

Posted by: Chococheese at January 06, 2016 02:33 PM (OvUux)

242
Then I saw Curb Your Enthusiasm. I really, really hate Larry David. Now when I see a Seinfeld re-run I see the David fingerprints all over it and I seethe.

Curb Your Enthusiasm is Larry David without Seinfeld's genius and guiding concept described above. Its just empty and awful and soulless and horrible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:34 PM (39g3+)

243 Girls is a show people SAY they watch, but really don't watch. Like reading War and Peace. It's a cultural signifier. Signalling to the rest of the prog tribe

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 02:34 PM (r6usT)

244 MTF,
Hillary will do anything for publicity, but I'm not sure she'd go as far as going on Girls with Huma.

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 02:34 PM (sj3Ax)

245 Well either would be acceptable. I just meant I didn't want something like them being slaughtered at a banquet or killed in other gruesome ways. en masse A bad sinus infection is not improving my mood.

I might suggest a saline rinse. Yeah, it feels like you've poured gasoline in your sinuses, but it always cures mine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 02:34 PM (LUgeY)

246 Obama: "lives taken by a bullet, from a gun" (tears fall)

dude, you are simply *daft*

there exists something called a "murderer"

it's even in the dictionary

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:34 PM (QSx09)

247 The Human Ton and Handy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 06, 2016 02:34 PM (FkBIv)

248 157 So after thousands of Muslim "immigrants" in Cologne take to the streets on New Years robbing, punching, groping, and raping women, the mayor of the city has taken bold, decisive action...
to blame the victims, offering a "code of conduct" to women to help them avoid rapey and gropey 'immigrants.'
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:16 PM (39g3+)

Yes, but did you hear the latest? Henriette Reker, the airhead mayor of Cologne, is doubling down on stupid: now she's saying we don't know who the NYE gropers and rapists were, there's no evidence that they're refugees, and oh, by the way, women should walk only in groups and keep their distance from foreigners. (from http://gatesofvienna.net/)

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 06, 2016 02:34 PM (/rMpO)

249 That's because the people watching Seinfeld for the
most part did not understand that it was a satire on vapid, meaningless,
self-indulgent, and childish Manhattanites. They just thought it was
cool and funny without getting the meaning and purpose of the show.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:29 PM (39g3+)

I know I'm in a minority here, but I hung on every syllable pronounced on that show, and believe it lost something very important AFTER the season that included the "show about nothing" business of putting together the pilot for NBC.

It was a struggle for them to make that joke run the whole season, and frankly it was all downhill from there.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 02:35 PM (TOk1P)

250 Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 02:34 PM (r6usT)

I read "War and Peace"-really! :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:35 PM (M+RRn)

251 Somebody created a parody aamon_bundy twitter acct and has been yanking msm chains. hilarious. Compared himself to Rosa Parks. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 02:36 PM (iQIUe)

252 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 02:34 PM (LUgeY)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:36 PM (M+RRn)

253 Chique,
Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 02:36 PM (sj3Ax)

254 oh sure pfft War and Peace, like who has not read that

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:36 PM (QSx09)

255 Then I saw Curb Your Enthusiasm. I really, really
hate Larry David. Now when I see a Seinfeld re-run I see the David
fingerprints all over it and I seethe.

Curb Your Enthusiasm is Larry David without Seinfeld's genius and
guiding concept described above. Its just empty and awful and soulless
and horrible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:34 PM (39g3+)

Very much agreed. I tried to watch that show, and was prepared to like it because of his Seinfeld pedigree. Hateful, pathetic trash, it is.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 02:37 PM (TOk1P)

256 Who wastes their precious time watching idiots make faces for a living?
Posted by: Chococheese

Worked for Jim Carrey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 06, 2016 02:37 PM (FkBIv)

257 229 Think Lena is hosting a Hillary fundraiser.
Only fitting seeing as she herself identifies as a rape victim while actually being a sexual predator.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 02:30 PM (NOIQH)
----

Yup, perfect host. Sometimes I wonder if her campaign staff is doing some of this stuff to purposely sabotage her.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 06, 2016 02:37 PM (MbrzC)

258 oh sure pfft War and Peace, like who has not read that
Posted by: Feh

I read the war parts.

Posted by: typical Moron at January 06, 2016 02:37 PM (326rv)

259 236 Have you ever seen a few minutes of the horrendous 2 Broke Girls?

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 02:25 PM (8HTq1)

Nope. I consider it against my religion to watch a show with that much soul sucking vapidity. And all I've ever seen are previews/promos.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 02:31 PM (TOk1P)

A good title tells you something essential about the piece (whether a novel, poem, song, movie, or play) without revealing the story. It piques your interest, but has an air of mystery. Think of the Grapes of Wrath, or the Maltese Falcon, or even Game of Thrones.

Then think of Two Broke Girls.

You know everything you need to know about it from reading the title.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 06, 2016 02:37 PM (xuouz)

260 I read that huge book by that guy what's his name Franzen or something, Infinite Jest, right after I finished Anna Karenina, and in between all those awesome chapters about whale semen in Moby Dick

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:37 PM (QSx09)

261 that was Lena GERCKE

Nobody wants to see Lena Dunham's gherkin

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:37 PM (39g3+)

262 246 Obama: "lives taken by a bullet, from a gun" (tears fall)

dude, you are simply *daft*

there exists something called a "murderer"

it's even in the dictionary

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:34 PM (QSx09)

Can I get an AMEN!!

Posted by: Super Mario's Bullet Bill at January 06, 2016 02:38 PM (fWAjv)

263 Because you have literally the worst possible body type.
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 01:59 PM (GZ6Pf)

Amazing but alas true.

And she chooses to highlight the most unflattering fEatures of her body.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 06, 2016 02:38 PM (g6yUI)

264 Then think of Two Broke Girls.

You know everything you need to know about it from reading the title.
Posted by: Ghost of kari

We agree.

Posted by: Two Stupid Dogs at January 06, 2016 02:38 PM (326rv)

265 262 Posted by: Super Mario's Bullet Bill at January 06, 2016 02:38 PM (fWAjv)

someone should tell Ogabe to sign an EO making it against the law to hurt people.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:39 PM (g8Hfr)

266 #95 "And the PC crowd has destroyed the only show on TV with traditional values and willingness to show a Muslim as a bad guy."

I agree NCIS [and Gibbs] is showing its age but Muslim terrorists are still bad guys in plenty of episodes. Last season, for instance, there was a terrorist named Omer Malik who was being tracked by McGee's girl.

Posted by: Bob from Ohio at January 06, 2016 02:39 PM (t3cNy)

267 don't the pickup artist types call it a "sh*t test"?

Dunham, a walking sh*t test

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:39 PM (QSx09)

268 There was chart comparing viewership of current shows to shows in the 80's and 90's.

The Big Bang Theory had worse viewership than Mr. Belvidere.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 06, 2016 02:39 PM (LXJ1e)

269 Yes, but did you hear the latest? Henriette Reker, the airhead mayor of Cologne, is doubling down on stupid: now she's saying we don't know who the NYE gropers and rapists were, there's no evidence that they're refugees, and oh, by the way, women should walk only in groups and keep their distance from foreigners.

The police are claiming that the groping was just a distraction so they could rob people. Except it was only women, and some of them were raped...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:39 PM (39g3+)

270 Happy Birthday to Chique ! May blessings rain down upon you.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 02:39 PM (dFi94)

271 I read the war parts.
Posted by: typical Moron at January 06, 2016 02:37 PM (326rv)

Is that you Sledge Hammer?

W&P is next on my reading list. I just finnished Brothers Karamozov, Anna Karenina, and am 1/2 thru Crime and Punishment.
Then I am taking a lifelong break from reading Russian lit.

Posted by: Chococheese at January 06, 2016 02:39 PM (OvUux)

272 205 Let's have a show of hands. All of you who were dumb enough to click on any link in a Lena Dunham thread. Come on, now, don't be shy. Fess up. Anybody?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 02:25 PM (NeFrd)

Oh, you mean like this one?

http://bit.ly/1UwTdrQ

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 06, 2016 02:39 PM (/rMpO)

273 And she chooses to highlight the most unflattering fEatures of her body.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 06, 2016 02:38 PM (g6yUI)

You mean that section between her scalp and her soles?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2016 02:39 PM (cKwwS)

274 Yes, but did you hear the latest? Henriette Reker, the airhead mayor of Cologne, is doubling down on stupid: now she's saying we don't know who the NYE gropers and rapists were, there's no evidence that they're refugees, and oh, by the way, women should walk only in groups and keep their distance from foreigners. (from http://gatesofvienna.net/)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 06, 2016 02:34 PM (/rMpO)

----------------------

Someone suggested yesterday that the U.S. Needs to send arms to any resistance fighters in Germany. I'd say send them to Germany's women, since the men haven't had any dominance there for a couple of generations.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2016 02:40 PM (Fmupd)

275

She has a body like Mick Foley's, but also a lot like Big Chris Christie's, with that huge gut and the belt bisecting the gut forming to huge fat lobes.

That belt must be made out of hi-tensile steel to survive that jostling.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at January 06, 2016 02:40 PM (ffzJn)

276 actually, I'm half-way through Sam Quinone's book on the opiate epidemic in middle America, "Dreamland"

highly recommended

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:40 PM (QSx09)

277 So another 2 years of binge not watching!

Posted by: the real ch3 at January 06, 2016 02:40 PM (IG5KL)

278 A good title tells you something essential about the
piece (whether a novel, poem, song, movie, or play) without revealing
the story. It piques your interest, but has an air of mystery. Think of
the Grapes of Wrath, or the Maltese Falcon, or even Game of Thrones.

Then think of Two Broke Girls.

You know everything you need to know about it from reading the title.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 06, 2016 02:37 PM (xuouz)

True. We also have the benefit of seeing pictures of two featureless female leads, caked in makeup and lipstick, wearing ugly waitress uniforms.

Eh, no.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 02:40 PM (TOk1P)

279 Oh too bad about Girls! I really loved it when Mary and Lou Grant really got into it!

Posted by: PJ at January 06, 2016 02:40 PM (cHuNI)

280 Didn't like or dislike Seinfeld but I really liked the first five seasons of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 06, 2016 02:40 PM (L8slQ)

281 >>Then I saw Curb Your Enthusiasm. I really, really hate Larry David. Now when I see a Seinfeld re-run I see the David
fingerprints all over it and I seethe.

Same here. Haaaate Larry David.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 02:40 PM (NOIQH)

282 it had nothing to do with Islamic supremacism

nope

move along, and please cover your genital area

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:41 PM (QSx09)

283 "Have you ever seen a few minutes of the horrendous 2 Broke Girls?

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 02:25 PM (8HTq1)"

The chick in that has a great rack so at least it has one redeeming value.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 06, 2016 02:41 PM (OD2ni)

284 Mindy Kaling from The Mindy Project is not a tiny girl and she always dresses great

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 02:42 PM (r6usT)

285 True. We also have the benefit of seeing pictures of two featureless female leads, caked in makeup and lipstick, wearing ugly waitress uniforms.

Well kiss my grits!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 02:42 PM (REkPr)

286 You know everything you need to know about it from reading the title.

That's why it only takes me about ten minutes to digest the news every morning.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 02:42 PM (LUgeY)

287 Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 02:40 PM (TOk1P)

There's nothing ugly in anyway about the blonde's waitress uniform.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 06, 2016 02:42 PM (L8slQ)

288 Mary and Lou Grant did it?

this would really up-end my early television memories

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:42 PM (QSx09)

289 between all those awesome chapters about whale semen in Moby Dick

LOL. Best laugh I had all day.

I preferred Anna Karenina to W&P.

It is nice to mix in some light short stories of-say Chekov such as "The Proposal" or the Russian guy who wrote The Nose" (having a memory lapse here) between longs slogs of Tolstoy-a writer i actually like.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:42 PM (M+RRn)

290 Here you go. Let's cut off Hillary's bullshit;

>>CLINTON APPROVES A PLAN TO GIVE AID TO NORTH KOREANS<<

http://tinyurl.com/j527zku

>>N. Korea: Clinton 'funny lady, by no means intelligent'<<
http://tinyurl.com/heo7fyn

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2016 02:42 PM (GGCsk)

291 O/T - where's phoenixgirl? She usually does the running countdown to Spring Training. The only thing that keeps me going through January is February.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 02:43 PM (dFi94)

292

New show pitch I have, starring Lean Lena.

One Huge Fat Girl.

Story of a big girl who falls around a lot like Stan Laurel and Hardy, and is saved by the virtue of her big belly acting as a fulcrum allowing her to oscillate about like a turtle on it's back, with her arms unable to reach the floor.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at January 06, 2016 02:43 PM (ffzJn)

293 Gogol

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:43 PM (QSx09)

294 Then think of Two Broke Girls.

You know everything you need to know about it from reading the title.
Posted by: Ghost of kari

Most people don't know that "2 Broke Girls" is a direct remake of "Laverne & Shirley." I think the producers even had to buy the rights to the folks who own the L&S concept (presumably Lucasfilm, since Laverne & Shirley was a spinoff of Happy Days, which was the TV version of American Graffiti).

Laverne & Shirley was retarded to begin with. Why in the world they wanted to remake it is anyone's guess.

Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 02:43 PM (jBuUi)

295 278,

The two best things associated with that show aren't allowed on network TV.

I just wonder what pet names Kat Dennings has given them.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 06, 2016 02:43 PM (Jcvz2)

296 The police are claiming that the groping was just a distraction so they could rob people. Except it was only women, and some of them were raped...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:39 PM (39g3+)

The burning of the synagogue was just a distraction for the murder

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 06, 2016 02:43 PM (fWAjv)

297 I don't know why so many feminists are angry all of the time. Lena Dunham is living proof that guys will stick their dicks into anything. So rejoice, ladies!

Posted by: Fritz at January 06, 2016 02:43 PM (UzPAd)

298 The chick in that has a great rack so at least it has one redeeming value.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 06, 2016 02:41 PM (OD2ni)

And the costume designer put in for pluuuunging necklines, so yes, I've kept my eyes on the ads for it.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 06, 2016 02:44 PM (xuouz)

299 Nobody wants to see Lena Dunham's gherkin

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:37 PM (39g3+)

Which reminds me, when I watched Life of Brian the other day, the actress playing Judith (Brian's sort of love interest) has a scene where she is completely nude... except she's wearing a merkin the size of Gene Shalit's hairdo.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 02:44 PM (TOk1P)

300 268 There was chart comparing viewership of current shows to shows in the 80's and 90's.

The Big Bang Theory had worse viewership than Mr. Belvidere.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 06, 2016 02:39 PM (LXJ1e)

----------------

Apples and oranges. Completely different entertainment environment. The intertubes changed everything.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2016 02:44 PM (Fmupd)

301 249 That's because the people watching Seinfeld for the
most part did not understand that it was a satire on vapid, meaningless,
self-indulgent, and childish Manhattanites. They just thought it was
cool and funny without getting the meaning and purpose of the show.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:29 PM (39g3+)

I know I'm in a minority here, but I hung on every syllable pronounced on that show, and believe it lost something very important AFTER the season that included the "show about nothing" business of putting together the pilot for NBC.

It was a struggle for them to make that joke run the whole season, and frankly it was all downhill from there.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 02:35 PM (TOk1P)

----------------------

Seinfeld pulled no punches and was a conservative show in disguise. Hell, it made fun of the AIDS awareness hysteria.

Kramer: I'm not wearing the ribbon!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 06, 2016 02:44 PM (LXJ1e)

302 Laverne Shirley was retarded to begin with. Why in the world they wanted to remake it is anyone's guess.

Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 02:43 PM (jBuUi)
=========================================

Laverne and Shirley was awesome.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 02:44 PM (dFi94)

303
New feminism: I am beautiful. Say it! Say I'm beautiful!
Posted by: AmishDude at January 06, 2016 02:26 PM (JIElb)

When my daughter was 2, she dressed in her favorite dress for church, stomped downstairs into the kitchen, assumed a sumo stance and said, "I pretty" in the deepest growl she could manage. It was cute for (in my opinion) an adorable two year old. It's not so cute when they are pushing thirty and are ugly inside and out.

Posted by: Moki at January 06, 2016 02:44 PM (7q2ch)

304 246 Obama: "lives taken by a bullet, from a gun" (tears fall)
dude, you are simply *daft*
there exists something called a "murderer"

it's even in the dictionary
Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:34 PM (QSx09)

No, they word it like that so they can include suicides, which apparently dwarf simple murders and definitely accidents.

Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 02:44 PM (lIU4e)

305 Well, it was only her reward for Meritorious Service to the Party anyway. They'll find something else for her.
Also see: Tina Fey, Amy Schumer, Kanye West, et al, et al ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 06, 2016 02:44 PM (S0bOl)

306 There's nothing ugly in anyway about the blonde's waitress uniform.

Florence Jean Castleberry.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 02:44 PM (REkPr)

307 The police are claiming that the groping was just a distraction so they could rob people. Except it was only women, and some of them were raped...

German woman need to do a mass demonstration.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:45 PM (M+RRn)

308 299,

That wasn't a merkin. It was the 1970s.

As the Adam Sandler joke goes, "How can you tell a 70s porn from other porn? The dick has sideburns."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 06, 2016 02:46 PM (Jcvz2)

309 The two best things associated with that show aren't allowed on network TV.

I just wonder what pet names Kat Dennings has given them.

Port & starbord?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 02:46 PM (REkPr)

310 In Illinois, cops have killed a guy who was taking pictures of schools. I notice all the headlines breathlessly relate that he was "Wearing Body Armor," but in the body of the story it's "appeared to be wearing" or "was reportedly wearing."

I got a plug nickel that says it turns out he was wearing a photographer's vest.

http://tinyurl.com/hq6wlla

Posted by: Country Singer at January 06, 2016 02:46 PM (GUBah)

311 What's the one with that Zoey Dechanel (sp)

Had that on in the background and caught a few minutes.

W.

T.

F.

is going on???

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 06, 2016 02:46 PM (fWAjv)

312
Apples and oranges. Completely different entertainment environment. The intertubes changed everything.
Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2016 02:44 PM (Fmupd)

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I agree.

There is just no way that current shows have near the cultural impact of shows of earlier decades.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 06, 2016 02:46 PM (LXJ1e)

313 294 Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 02:43 PM (jBuUi)

Two Broke Gals work in a bewery?

I mean I "guess" but at the end of the day and God help me I thought I'd never type this Marshall and Williams acting looks like a team up of Sir Lawrence Olivier and Brian Blessed compared to the newbs.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:46 PM (g8Hfr)

314 Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 02:40 PM (TOk1P)

There's nothing ugly in anyway about the blonde's waitress uniform.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 06, 2016 02:42 PM (L8slQ)

I'm quickly learning there is almost no overlap between your preferences and mine.

Which is fine.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 02:46 PM (TOk1P)

315 311 Bones?

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 02:46 PM (8HTq1)

316 The Big Bang Theory had worse viewership than Mr. Belvidere.

Yeah, they've really had to redefine "good ratings" over the years. What is great ratings now is a 4th tier show about to be canceled in the 70s.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:46 PM (39g3+)

317 you people are just jelly

Posted by: davis at January 06, 2016 02:46 PM (Kxz3Y)

318 255 Then I saw Curb Your Enthusiasm. I really, really hate Larry David. Now when I see a Seinfeld re-run I see the David
fingerprints all over it and I seethe.

Curb Your Enthusiasm is Larry David without Seinfeld's genius and
guiding concept described above. Its just empty and awful and soulless
and horrible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:34 PM (39g3+)

Very much agreed. I tried to watch that show, and was prepared to like it because of his Seinfeld pedigree. Hateful, pathetic trash, it is.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2016 02:37 PM (TOk1P)
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Watched Seinfeld a total of 3 times, 2 of those were after it was off the air and in late night re-runs. Never understood the draw.

Seen dozen or so curb's over the time it was on, typically waiting for something to come on after it... got a chuckle or two on occasion (The fat friend guy i recall as amusing) but again I didn't really get the draw and always wondered why the hell HBO kept it on so long, always reminded me that I probably saved a lot of time by never getting into Seinfeld.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 06, 2016 02:47 PM (MbrzC)

319 311,

The New Girl?

I didn't think anyone watched that with the sound on.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 06, 2016 02:47 PM (Jcvz2)

320 I worry about schools here being a target for Islamic terrorists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:47 PM (M+RRn)

321 303 Posted by: Moki at January 06, 2016 02:44 PM (7q2ch)

so I'm NOT the only one looking at Dunham and thinking "Fat Bastard's daughter?"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:48 PM (g8Hfr)

322 German woman need to do a mass demonstration.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:45 PM (M+RRn)
===============================================

Our family hosted a German exchange student while my son was in high school. A sad and morose young man, but very nice. We asked him what he liked about his German culture. He said "Nothing. We have done awful things. We deserve nothing." I think there is a generation of Germans who are ashamed of their country and in no hurry to defend it.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 02:48 PM (dFi94)

323 "Brian Blessed"

just don't tell me he's a barking loon lefty

I have fond memories of watching him slaughter the enemy with open jaws and eyes of joy

sort of totemic, in retrospect

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:48 PM (QSx09)

324 310 In Illinois, cops have killed a guy who was taking pictures of schools. I notice all the headlines breathlessly relate that he was "Wearing Body Armor," but in the body of the story it's "appeared to be wearing" or "was reportedly wearing."

I got a plug nickel that says it turns out he was wearing a photographer's vest.

http://tinyurl.com/hq6wlla

Posted by: Country Singer at January 06, 2016 02:46 PM (GUBah)

Wonder if he was armed with a minigun.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 06, 2016 02:49 PM (fWAjv)

325 Even Jolie and Pitt got married before gay "marriage" was foisted upon the nation. I'm sure Dunham's bf was like, um, sure, we won't get married until gays can, that's the ticket!

I wonder what his excuse is now.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 06, 2016 02:49 PM (g6yUI)

326 Everyone told me I had to see Big Bang Theory. It's a smart show for smart people they said.

It's retarded, for retarded people. IMHO

Posted by: Chococheese at January 06, 2016 02:49 PM (OvUux)

327 Obama: "lives taken by a bullet, from a gun" (tears)

Tears. Tears like C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 02:49 PM (REkPr)

328 I am so gratified that my young daughter was able to secure an internship at an organizstion that is all about ugly naked fat people and tongues stuck up buttholes, in an industry known for rampant child sexual abuse. A real resume' builder, for sure.

Posted by: Hussein Soetoro, Child Endagering Sex Pervert at January 06, 2016 02:49 PM (/f6Nd)

329 Heh.

http://tinyurl.com/zpzex5l

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 02:50 PM (MYRZx)

330 grammie, we're going to host a German student after this coming summer

should be interesting

he'll probably go back and say "it was awesome, I shot a gun, and a bow and arrow, and fished, and chased girls at the local high school with my exchange partner"

one does one's best

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:50 PM (QSx09)

331 325,

Probably that he is waiting for Dunham to complete her FTM surgery.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 06, 2016 02:50 PM (Jcvz2)

332 I think there is a generation of Germans who are ashamed of their country and in no hurry to defend it.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 02:48 PM (dFi94)

and this, in many ways, is the story of the Obama administration...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 06, 2016 02:50 PM (f7rv6)

333 I've never seen Girls or clicked on a link, honestly.

My older brother thinks Veep is funny & I tried but I didn't like it, at all.

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 02:50 PM (sj3Ax)

334 I am so gratified that my young daughter was able to secure an internship at an organizstion that is all about ugly naked fat people and tongues stuck up buttholes, in an industry known for rampant child sexual abuse. A real resume' builder, for sure.

Posted by: Hussein Soetoro, Child Endagering Sex Pervert at January 06, 2016 02:49 PM (/f6Nd)

Think about it:

Lena Dunham

Stanley Ann Dunham

He's just keeping it in the family.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 06, 2016 02:50 PM (GUBah)

335 Happy Birthday Chique, and I hope your year is even better than the last one! Thank you for coming here and being with us, you're always welcome and great company.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:51 PM (39g3+)

336 327 Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 02:49 PM (REkPr)

I'm just in awe of his imaginary son's marksmanship....

Trayvon Obama took multiple live with a bullet...from a gun

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:51 PM (g8Hfr)

337 Oh, you mean like this one?

http://bit.ly/1UwTdrQ>>>

I have preview function set for tinyurl links to avoid traps like this. I went looking for the preview function on bitly and it's pretty cool. Just ad + after the bitly link in the url line and it previews. Plus it shows how many other people have clicked it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 06, 2016 02:51 PM (XtAzU)

338 320 I worry about schools here being a target for Islamic terrorists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:47 PM (M+RRn)

Vast majority of schools in the US are 'Gun Free Zones.'

*cue Bobby McFarrin

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 06, 2016 02:51 PM (fWAjv)

339 311 Bones?

Little sister.

We watched that for a season. Couldn't get the humor. But the model girl? I'd hit that so hard her mom would need a cigarette.

And Zooey too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 02:51 PM (LUgeY)

340 The chick in that has a great rack so at least it has one redeeming value.
Posted by: Benji Carver
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In all fairness, I think that counts as two redeeming values...

Posted by: Chi at January 06, 2016 02:51 PM (gQfxF)

341 Dunham wrote something about his not proposing. It was sad and pathetic. I felt bad for her humiliation and bad for him because she has no respect for boundaries

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2016 02:52 PM (r6usT)

342 ya chique happy birthday

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:52 PM (QSx09)

343 Haven't watched Veep but I have heard it is not kind at all to the Left.

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 02:52 PM (8HTq1)

344 What the world really needs now is a a revamped "Lenny and Squiggy" spinoff featuring two transgendered greasers.

Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 02:52 PM (jBuUi)

345 Think about it:

Lena Dunham

Stanley Ann Dunham

He's just keeping it in the family.

Poor Jeff Dunham.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 02:52 PM (REkPr)

346 Actually Lena has dropped out of the spotlight largely due to her confession about diddling her sister.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 06, 2016 02:53 PM (4ErVI)

347 Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 02:48 PM (dFi94)

That's really sad; I imagine that's how many kids indoctrinated in the public school system feel about the US. So, the younger Germans are instilled with guilt for what their parents and grandparents did and yet-they'll let their culture be killed by people who also hate Jews and wouldn't mind jews going to concentration camps again?

We had two young women who were nannies here coming to one of the churches I served, Attractive nice, smart Christian girls; I expect they must be in their late 20's by now. So horrible what happened and will continue to happen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:53 PM (M+RRn)

348 RickB223,
Great point.

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 02:53 PM (sj3Ax)

349 Too dumb for me that show is.

- Koko

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 02:53 PM (MYRZx)

350 I wonder what his excuse is now.

Lasik surgery was a success?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 02:54 PM (LUgeY)

351 "Laverne Shirley was retarded to begin with. Why in the world they wanted to remake it is anyone's guess.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 02:43 PM (jBuUi)
=========================================
Laverne and Shirley was awesome.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Tim"

You know I go from rags to riches!!

Posted by: The Big Ragu at January 06, 2016 02:54 PM (OD2ni)

352 *(technically I don't like Seinfeld either)Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2016 01:49 PM (1xUj/)

I found it boring.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 06, 2016 02:54 PM (g6yUI)

353 343,

They aren't self-aware enough to realize they are the butt of the joke.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 06, 2016 02:54 PM (Jcvz2)

354
Stanley Ann Dunham

He's just keeping it in the family.

Poor Jeff Dunham.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 02:52 PM (REkPr)

DUN HAMMMMMMMM.....

Posted by: Peanut at January 06, 2016 02:54 PM (f7rv6)

355 Ok, had to wait 'cause I thought you all were funnin'

Happy birthday chique! To many more!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 06, 2016 02:54 PM (fWAjv)

356
Wonder if he was armed with a minigun.

It was an AK-47 style Minigun

Posted by: ABC News Reporter at January 06, 2016 02:55 PM (39g3+)

357 Poor Jeff Dunham.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 02:52 PM (REkPr)

Now you know why he spends his time with puppets instead of family.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 06, 2016 02:55 PM (GUBah)

358 should be interesting

he'll probably go back and say "it was awesome, I shot a gun, and a
bow and arrow, and fished, and chased girls at the local high school
with my exchange partner"

one does one's best

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:50 PM (QSx09)
=======================================

I think by the end of the semester, he had a brighter outlook, from some of the very things you mentioned. He learned to use a gun (forbidden in Germany I think - not sure.) He went to high school football games, did goofy things with the kids at the Christian school, and started asking questions about God. Of course there was that time that he got bit in the face by the running back's German Shepherd, but you can't have everything.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 02:55 PM (dFi94)

359 Golf clap Peanut. Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 02:55 PM (REkPr)

360 Chique, may you live so long as you want and never want so long as you live.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 02:55 PM (g8Hfr)

361 It's chique's birthday?Pass out the Valuu-Rite,let's have a party!

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 02:55 PM (8HTq1)

362 I like these Dunhams

http://bit.ly/1MTRuHo

never had a pair, mine were Milos:

http://bit.ly/1kMCoNA

best boots I ever had, and I went and left them in a hotel somewhere

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:56 PM (QSx09)

363 The New Girl?

I didn't think anyone watched that with the sound on.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 06, 2016 02:47 PM (Jcvz2)

Zooey D. makes weird faces on that show. Has she always done that?

Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 02:56 PM (lIU4e)

364 307 The police are claiming that the groping was just a distraction so they could rob people. Except it was only women, and some of them were raped...

German woman need to do a mass demonstration.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:45 PM (M+RRn)
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Fingering isn't sex,everyone knows that, there for it's not rape, at least not rape rape. Plus these woman are clearly nothing but trash, they didn't even cover themselves from head to toe so they clearly were asking for it! Just another right wing conspiracy being used to distract from the real issues, like the pressing need to import hundreds of thousands more of these distressed young men into our country.

Posted by: Bill & Hillary Clinton + MSM + Angela Merkle at January 06, 2016 02:56 PM (MbrzC)

365 Our family hosted a German exchange student while my son was in high school. A sad and morose young man, but very nice. We asked him what he liked about his German culture. He said "Nothing. We have done awful things. We deserve nothing." I think there is a generation of Germans who are ashamed of their country and in no hurry to defend it.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 02:48 PM (dFi94)

Look at how self-loathing and anti-American young people are in THIS country, and then imagine, just imagine, the kind of lesson plans that young communist gradeschool teachers in Germany are putting their students through.

Just fucking imagine what kind of self___ a German male has been taught to have.

It's a crime.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 06, 2016 02:56 PM (xuouz)

366 358,

First time I have heard of one of those actually herding Germans.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 06, 2016 02:57 PM (Jcvz2)

367 I wanted to like Bones because I like David Bonerz or whatever his name is as an actor. But its just... bad. It started out dull and not very good and got steadily worse, with generous helpings of leftist propaganda. And Zooey's sister is not only less attractive but has all the charisma of drying spackle. Can she possibly have a worse delivery? Its awful.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 02:58 PM (39g3+)

368 Which one of the Deschanel sisters is which?Which one was in Elf?

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 02:58 PM (8HTq1)

369 All, if there's any positive to this horrible event in Cologne is that it will make the people increasingly enraged with their government-that lies to them in the name of political correctness-and maybe they'll throw them out of office.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:58 PM (M+RRn)

370 368,

Zooey was in Elf, Hitchhiker's Guide, and The New Girl.

The other one was on Bones.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 06, 2016 02:59 PM (Jcvz2)

371 grammie

George Eliot expressed it nobly and well, at the end:

"The growing good of the world is partly dependent on unhistoric acts; and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs."

So very many, it would be an honor to rest with them.

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:59 PM (QSx09)

372 From rdbrewer's sidebar thingy:

Pro-tip for college students: never begin a sentence "you made me feel." Think about it. [rdbrewer]

I'm just waiting for someone to say that to me. "Really? Great. Now I'll make you feel generous: give me $100."

"What?! No? You just said I control your feelings..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 03:00 PM (LUgeY)

373 Look at how self-loathing and anti-American young people are in THIS country, and then imagine, just imagine, the kind of lesson plans that young communist gradeschool teachers in Germany are putting their students through.

-----------

Doesn't this explain the appeal of Trump. In general people want to be part of something great. Make America Great Again says that in a much less narcissistic way than Yes We Can.

Posted by: SH at January 06, 2016 03:00 PM (gmeXX)

374 346 Actually Lena has dropped out of the spotlight largely due to her confession about diddling her sister.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 06, 2016 02:53 PM (4ErVI)
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Please have 3rd grader ask me about this when she hosts an event for me.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 06, 2016 03:00 PM (MbrzC)

375 Well, this year they will release Revenant II, Koko edition.

So in 2017 I'll be co-starring with Leo in Revenant III. The cake/toilet rape scene will be awesome, I promise.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 06, 2016 03:00 PM (75UO5)

376 Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:59 PM (QSx09)

Thanks; I'm a big fan of the works of George Eliot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 03:01 PM (M+RRn)

377 First time I have heard of one of those actually herding Germans.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge

Well played.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 03:01 PM (REkPr)

378 369 All, if there's any positive to this horrible event in Cologne is that it will make the people increasingly enraged with their government-that lies to them in the name of political correctness-and maybe they'll throw them out of office.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 02:58 PM (M+RRn)

Would we have heard about it if not for searching it out? Especially stateside.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 06, 2016 03:01 PM (fWAjv)

379 375 Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 06, 2016 03:00 PM (75UO5)

Wait a sec Lena you, a bear, and a gorilla are gonna gang-rape Leonardo DiCaprio?

Man I am old

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 03:01 PM (g8Hfr)

380 368 Which one of the Deschanel sisters is which?Which one was in Elf?
Posted by: steevy

Zooey was in Elf.

She's also a professional singer with an indy rock band -- she sang songs in Elf.

Emily is the older one on Bones.

Which of the two you prefer is mostly a generational thing. Emily is appealing to 40-somethings who like her classic symmetrical good looks. Zooey appeals to 30-somethings with her quirky elfin charm.

Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 03:02 PM (jBuUi)

381 Happy birthday, chique!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2016 03:02 PM (9EDu1)

382 The police are claiming that the groping was just a distraction so they could rob people. Except it was only women, and some of them were raped...

-
So it wasn't a rape rape.

- Whoopsie Goldbrick

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 03:02 PM (MYRZx)

383 Ghost of Kari,
Well at least you admitted it. I liked Romney best in 2008 but didn't want him in 2012.

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2016 03:03 PM (sj3Ax)

384 358,

First time I have heard of one of those actually herding Germans.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 06, 2016 02:57 PM (Jcvz2)
================================================

It takes me on average 12 minutes to catch on to a joke. I gotta go look at the time stamp to see if I beat my own score.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 03:03 PM (dFi94)

385 he'll probably go back and say "it was awesome, I shot a gun, and a
bow and arrow, and fished, and chased girls at the local high school
with my exchange partner"
one does one's best
Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2016 02:50 PM (QSx09)

A friend of mine takes in exchange students, and makes sure to take them down the range for a day's shooting. Afterwards, on the way home after a spending a day at the range, a Spanish student told him, "Now I know why Americans don't lose wars."

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 06, 2016 03:04 PM (/rMpO)

386 Anyway,the only current show I follow is Game of Thrones.The rest is old movies,old tv shows and sports.The occassional more recent movie I am interested in.

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 03:04 PM (8HTq1)

387 Eight minutes - Yes!

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 03:04 PM (dFi94)

388 Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 03:03 PM (dFi94)

LOL; I missed it too!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 03:04 PM (M+RRn)

389 Which ever one was in that movie Yes Man, I'd hit. Then I'd hit it again.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 06, 2016 03:05 PM (MbrzC)

390 Emily is appealing to 40-somethings who like her classic symmetrical good looks.

She doesn't have good looks of any sort, and she can't act. Her sister isn't much better, but she's significantly more attractive.

Every single leader I have seen in the news, at all positions in every Scandanavian and German country is female. All of them. The defense ministers in all of them are these 30-something women. What is going on over there? Have the men just written off the place?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2016 03:05 PM (39g3+)

391 Lena can always find work as the lead stripper at a shoddy lesbian biker bar or perhaps Merkel can use her in an ad campaign to stop Islamic rape.

Posted by: Tyler Mason at January 06, 2016 03:05 PM (B1eJj)

392 The Newsweek writer who called Ted Cruz a Nazi today also previously called Trump a Nazi (I thought he was a Democrat?). He likes Nazis I guess.

Anyway, he also doesn't like patriots, whom he calls "assholes" on twitter. And he posts pictures like this one:

http://bit.ly/1mGNAfU

Posted by: MTF at January 06, 2016 03:06 PM (LISuA)

393 Which of the two you prefer is mostly a generational thing. Emily is appealing to 40-somethings who like her classic symmetrical good looks. Zooey appeals to 30-somethings with her quirky elfin charm.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2016 03:02 PM (jBuUi)

--------------

I'd hit both of 'em.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2016 03:07 PM (Fmupd)

394 Our family hosted a German exchange student while my son was in high school. A sad and morose young man, but very nice. We asked him what he liked about his German culture. He said "Nothing. We have done awful things. We deserve nothing." I think there is a generation of Germans who are ashamed of their country and in no hurry to defend it.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 02:48 PM (dFi94)

And it is the explicit goal of those who are in charge of public education in this country to make sure that every American grows up to be just like this.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 06, 2016 03:08 PM (/rMpO)

395 In the story I actually read most of, one of the pictures shows a plain but not ugly Dunham, with longer hair in a ladylike fashion. And I thought to myself that plenty of dads love daughters that look like that.

And some plain young man could love a plain girl like that.
They could have plain lives, and a couple of plain kids, and nobody would give a shit one way or the other.

But not these days. These days that plain girl has to make a spectacle of herself, make herself look worse than necessary, and then have her sycophants hold her up as an inspirational figure.

How you, as a normal person, react to Lena Dunham is a social signal to the left.
If you mouth the right positive sounding words without burping some lunch into your mouth, you're the good kind of person.

If not.....call your bunk.

Posted by: DogEatin Prez at January 06, 2016 03:08 PM (kKHcp)

396 Doesn't this explain the appeal of Trump. In general people want to be part of something great. Make America Great Again says that in a much less narcissistic way than Yes We Can.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2016 03:00 PM (gmeXX)

Yeah. And I think that's our last, best hope: kids in school are mostly trying to screw around or make the teacher cry. We don't like to be told what to think.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 06, 2016 03:09 PM (xuouz)

397 A friend of mine takes in exchange students, and makes sure to take them down the range for a day's shooting. Afterwards, on the way home after a spending a day at the range, a Spanish student told him, "Now I know why Americans don't lose wars."
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 06, 2016 03:04 PM (/rMpO)

I sure hope so. That's awesome though.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 06, 2016 03:10 PM (xuouz)

398 Broad City is incredibly crude, but Girls could only hope to be that funny. It is also more indicative of what NYC is actually like than Girls.

Clip of Broad City. Abby had her wisdom teeth out and her friends gave her too many pain pills AND week. Hijinks ensue at the Whole Foods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhGHu-3asWU

BUT, Amy Poehler is a producer of the show and she and the two main girls are Clinton fans. They are going to have Clinton on in a cameo. Gag me with a spoon.

Upside? This will rightfully tick off Bernie Sanders fans, which I'm sure in their audience are many.

Posted by: LizLem at January 06, 2016 03:11 PM (hvf9s)

399 By that time the whole show will have to be shot in Panavision 70mm, as Lena Dunham's ass will be SO BIG...

Why, how big will it be, Mr. Max?

SO BIG that there will be a blue halo around it caused by light bending in the gravity anomaly caused thereby.

SO BIG that every time she unzips her dress, circus music will come out of it.

SO BIG that if you type 'Lena Dunham's ass' into Google Earth, it will have the coordinates for it.

SO BIG that small objects will tend to go into orbit around it.

SO BIG that she won't have hips, she'll have a meridian.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 06, 2016 03:11 PM (DLu2s)

400 I'd hit both of 'em.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2016 03:07 PM (Fmupd)
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I wonder if a package deal is available.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 06, 2016 03:13 PM (MbrzC)

401 And it is the explicit goal of those who are in
charge of public education in this country to make sure that every
American grows up to be just like this.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 06, 2016 03:08 PM (/rMpO)
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I agree. First, they want to emasculate all the boys. Next, they want to emasculate the culture. Then they set their eyes on undermining the family. Then they undermine our own history. They want to tear it all down. All of it. Till there is nothing worth defending and no one to defend it in the first place.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 06, 2016 03:13 PM (dFi94)

402 osted by: MTF at January 06, 2016 03:06 PM (LISuA)

I "new" category for Republican candidates for President:

1. Stupid

2.Crazy religious person

3. Out of touch Richie-Rich

and now.. 4. Nazi

or some combination of the four.

I forgot "Aged war mongerr"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 03:14 PM (M+RRn)

403 Sorry-"A" new category.

Iff they haven't done it already we'll get photoshops of Ted Cruz in a SS uniform which leftists will consider hilarious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 03:16 PM (M+RRn)

404 402 - There is nothing new about calling Republican candidates nazi's or Hitler directly.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 06, 2016 03:16 PM (MbrzC)

405 Isn't that that daytime thing with Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar?

Posted by: V the K at January 06, 2016 02:18 PM (O7MnT)

I think you're thinking of The Abyss.

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No, I think it's The Abscess.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 03:16 PM (MYRZx)

406 The Abyss - back when Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio still looked kind of hot.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 06, 2016 03:18 PM (MbrzC)

407 Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 06, 2016 03:16 PM (MbrzC)

O.k. Then used more frequently since Trump came on the scene.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2016 03:19 PM (M+RRn)

408 btw newd

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 06, 2016 03:19 PM (MbrzC)

409 Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys!

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 06, 2016 03:21 PM (g6yUI)

410 sockoff

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2016 03:21 PM (kKHcp)

411 Too femme, for my taste.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at January 06, 2016 03:21 PM (75UO5)

412 Looking forward to my new role in From Here to Eternity, The Lena Dunham's Ass Story.

Posted by: Brian Dennehey at January 06, 2016 03:24 PM (E7zwb)

413 First time I have heard of one of those actually herding Germans.

Yeah, now I want to see one of those dogs Shnauz.

I've never seen one of them do that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 03:25 PM (LUgeY)

414 321-OH MY GOSH!!!

That is EXACTLY what she is. I just didn't make the connection.

You, sir, are a genius.

Posted by: Moki at January 06, 2016 03:33 PM (7q2ch)

415 Well, hell, didn't know it was still on...
I thought it ended years ago.

Posted by: Eric at January 06, 2016 03:49 PM (C29yI)

416 Girls is Human Centipede 2 to Sex and the City's Human Centipede. If you're familiar with all four, then you'll understand the aptness of the comparison, and agree that the Centipedes are easier to stomach.

Posted by: Joe the Cop at January 06, 2016 04:02 PM (XP7U4)

417 It will be off the air before that. Its last viewer will cut themselves too deeply once too often before them.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 06, 2016 05:04 PM (Kucy5)

418 There's so much on HBO I don't watch Girls just got lost in the background silence.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 06, 2016 05:05 PM (Kucy5)

419 I saw a Yahoo! headline about the show ending and it said it was the "cornerstone of the network's programming"
Huh?! Its ratings were shit.

Posted by: Blooshier at January 06, 2016 05:29 PM (o3U8H)

420 Be honest: who hasn't searched for "Lena Dunham" on xhamster?

Posted by: West Town at January 06, 2016 05:54 PM (ySl9s)

421 Yes! There will be great fun, drunk and naked dancing around the fire in my backyard! (Of course, this is normal weekend activity but this one will be special!).

Posted by: Maximus at January 06, 2016 05:54 PM (T3hOB)

422 Mmmmm....gushing....Lena Dunham

Posted by: West Town at January 06, 2016 06:00 PM (ySl9s)

423 If you haven't seen Girls, look at the pilot, episode one. You'll see how FUCKED UP the premise of the series is. Make sure you're wearing your Depends in case you lose bladder or sphincter control.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 06, 2016 07:12 PM (U936r)

424 Mmmmm....gushing.....Hillary Clinton

Posted by: West Town at January 06, 2016 09:07 PM (M3fMi)

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