Lines From Bygone Days...[CBD]

"Rampart Base, this is Rescue 51."

"To the moon, Alice!"

Otis Campbell: Every man needs a hobby.
Barney Fife: But, Otis; you ain't got a hobby!
Otis Campbell: I do have a hobby; drinkin'!

"I know nothing!"

"Lucy, you got some explaining to do!"

"Missed it by that much."

Now it's your turn.....and Open Thread

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:48 AM

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1 1-Adam12, see the man ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 10:43 AM (rwI+c)

2 GILLIGAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 09, 2016 10:43 AM (wtvvX)

3 I used to think it was Cedar man and wondered why all the trouble was on one street.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 10:43 AM (rwI+c)

4 "Just the facts, Ma'am"

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 09, 2016 10:43 AM (KCxzN)

5

"Who says I'm dumb?!"

- - Cpl. Randolph Agarn

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:45 AM (zLP1L)

6 "Book him, Dan-O"

Posted by: RD Walker at January 09, 2016 10:45 AM (CeRRg)

7 "... in and for the County of Los Angeles. In a moment, the results of that trial".

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 09, 2016 10:45 AM (wtvvX)

8 "Trust me...I know what I'm doing."

Posted by: il padrino at January 09, 2016 10:45 AM (TasoZ)

9
"This tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Good luck, Jim."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:45 AM (zLP1L)

10 "Ringer's lactate, wide open."

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2016 10:46 AM (+c55T)

11
"DY-NO-MITE!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:46 AM (zLP1L)

12 "HE'S DEAD, JIM".

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 09, 2016 10:46 AM (wtvvX)

13
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:46 AM (zLP1L)

14 Maybe we will make it to Delgados for some Mescal

A gun is only a tool Marion as good or bad as the man using it

Frankly Scarlett I don.t give a damn..

Posted by: Hombre, Shane GTW at January 09, 2016 10:47 AM (hforh)

15
"Will you stifle yourself, Edith?!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:47 AM (zLP1L)

16 Verrrrrrry interesting.....

Sock it to me!

Posted by: Lickmuffin at January 09, 2016 10:47 AM (6Q/Pa)

17 "$200 a day, plus expenses"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2016 10:47 AM (1xUj/)

18 "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 10:47 AM (LUgeY)

19 Welllll doggies!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 09, 2016 10:48 AM (wtvvX)

20

"Oh PLEASE, Lou!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:48 AM (zLP1L)

21 "Serial offenders who repeatedly rob or repeatedly affront women must feel the full force of the law," Merkel told journalists in Mainz, promising a reduction over the longer term in the flow of migrants to Germany.

Many strikes you're out! We only have zero tolerance toward those xenophobic protesters.

Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 09, 2016 10:48 AM (fbovC)

22 "Hello Angels"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2016 10:48 AM (1xUj/)

23
"Try it, you'll like it."

"I can't believe I ate that whole thing!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:48 AM (zLP1L)

24 "They're real, and they're spectacular"

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2016 10:49 AM (zOTsN)

25 Where's the beef?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 10:49 AM (rwI+c)

26

"This is Carlton, your doorman . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:49 AM (zLP1L)

27 Kiss my grits!

Posted by: Reggie 1971 at January 09, 2016 10:49 AM (h0cT/)

28 "You are Number 6".

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 09, 2016 10:49 AM (wtvvX)

29 "Are you master of your domain?"

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2016 10:50 AM (zOTsN)

30

"G-d'll get you for that, Walter."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:50 AM (zLP1L)

31 "99 and 44/100th percent pure."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 10:50 AM (LUgeY)

32
"I love it when a plan comes together!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2016 10:50 AM (j4wsR)

33 I beat you to the crescent moon, you white slut!

Posted by: Raalfi Al-Kramideen at January 09, 2016 10:50 AM (5luh1)

34 "Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2016 10:50 AM (oFSUK)

35

". . . a Quinn/Martin Production, in color."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:50 AM (zLP1L)

36 "Good stuff, Maynard!"

(Life cereal)

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 10:50 AM (NOIQH)

37 "Wham! Sock! Kapow!"

"Holy________, Batman!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 10:50 AM (LUgeY)

38 God as my witness I thought they could fly!

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2016 10:50 AM (zOTsN)

39

"To the Bat Cave!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:50 AM (zLP1L)

40 "Hey Cisco, wait for me!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2016 10:51 AM (oFSUK)

41 "HO-O-GA-A-AN!"

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2016 10:51 AM (+c55T)

42 Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 09, 2016 10:48 AM (fbovC)

In my youth I used to go to a bar in Pelham NY called Ben Dover's Place. No, it wasn't a gay bar, it was actually a very tough working class bar with the best Juke Box in the world. We would choose some songs, sit down, order beer, and keep quiet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2016 10:52 AM (Zu3d9)

43
Just so we're clear, CBD is looking for lines heard in virtually all the episodes of the show, not standouts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:52 AM (zLP1L)

44 You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 10:52 AM (rwI+c)

45 "Vice, Vice, Vice, Miami!"

Posted by: mnwxyz at January 09, 2016 10:52 AM (NiHAc)

46 Beam me up, Scotty...

Posted by: JQ Flyover at January 09, 2016 10:52 AM (044Fx)

47 "To the Batpole!"

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2016 10:52 AM (+c55T)

48 Our work is done here, Tonto. Adios!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 09, 2016 10:52 AM (EDYaR)

49 Ricky, you've got some manspreadin' to do.

Posted by: Loose Eel Testicle at January 09, 2016 10:52 AM (5luh1)

50 I'm a doctor not a _______!

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2016 10:52 AM (zOTsN)

51 "Return with us now, to those thrilling days of yesteryear..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2016 10:52 AM (oFSUK)

52

"McHalle, I want you and your scurvy crew off this island!"

"Why does this always happen to me?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:52 AM (zLP1L)

53

"JEANNIE!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:53 AM (zLP1L)

54 reminds me of an episode of "Unhappily Ever After" where the father starts lecturing the kids about "you think you have it tough? Well let me tell you! We had to walk to school, half a mile in all kinds of weather! If you got a phone call and you weren't home... you missed that call! And if you wanted to change the channel on the TV, you had to get up and change the channel!"
Very funny show from one of the guys who created "Married with Children", and Nikki Cox was stunning.

Posted by: Mallflower at January 09, 2016 10:53 AM (qSIlh)

55 Just so we're clear, CBD is looking for lines heard in virtually all the episodes of the show, not standouts.

.....and Open Thread

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 10:53 AM (rwI+c)

56 Luuuucy, I'm home!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2016 10:53 AM (/tuJf)

57 lines heard in virtually all the episodes

Oh, okay:

"Kirk to Enterprise."

Posted by: JQ Flyover at January 09, 2016 10:53 AM (044Fx)

58

"Sorry, Charlie."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:53 AM (zLP1L)

59
"Now, I know what you're thinking."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2016 10:53 AM (j4wsR)

60 Say good night Gracie

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2016 10:53 AM (zOTsN)

61 Danger Willamina Robinson!

Posted by: Caity the Robot at January 09, 2016 10:53 AM (5luh1)

62 "Choppers..."

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2016 10:54 AM (+c55T)

63 "Never mind!"

"Would you believe......?"

"Jane, you ignorant slut!"

"Candygram"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 10:54 AM (NOIQH)

64 "David Vincent knows that the Invaders are here, that they have taken human form. Somehow he must convince a disbelieving world that the nightmare has already begun...."

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 09, 2016 10:54 AM (tEDMc)

65 "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!"

Posted by: Monty James at January 09, 2016 10:54 AM (lTuoz)

66 You bet your sweet bippy!

Posted by: Pouncer at January 09, 2016 10:54 AM (K5tcP)

67 55 .....and Open Thread
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 10:53 AM (rwI+c)

"Sheesh, what a grouch!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:54 AM (zLP1L)

68
Just so we're clear, CBD is looking for lines heard in virtually all the episodes of the show, not standouts.

Spoilsport.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2016 10:54 AM (j4wsR)

69 That's illogical

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2016 10:54 AM (zOTsN)

70 I was disappointed that there wasn't an NFL Pick'em Group this year. I was also disappointed there wasn't a Bowl game Pick'em either. And since it doesn't look like anyone else is going to do a Fantasy Playoff Challenge I did.

www.nfl.com Go to Fantasy Choose Playoff Challenge.

Group Name: Ace Of Spades HQ
Password: Ewok

Join if you would like.

A cob can put this in a post if they want.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 09, 2016 10:54 AM (zt+N6)

71 "The finger? We're not all like that."

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 10:54 AM (rwI+c)

72

"To the Moon, Alice!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:54 AM (zLP1L)

73 "This is the city..."

Posted by: Aviator at January 09, 2016 10:54 AM (c7vUv)

74 Sock it to me.

Posted by: Richard Nixon at January 09, 2016 10:54 AM (5luh1)

75 Because I'm Fred Garvin....Male Prostitute!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 09, 2016 10:55 AM (EDYaR)

76
"Oh the pain, the pain."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:55 AM (zLP1L)

77 He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 09, 2016 10:55 AM (Z5X8b)

78 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:52 AM (zLP1L)

Exactly.

Lines that in some cases entered the American lexicon, if only for a few years.

But....it's the Horde...they never fvcking do what they are told.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2016 10:55 AM (Zu3d9)

79 "Serial offenders who repeatedly rob or repeatedly affront women must feel the full force of the law," Merkel told journalists....

So, the first time is a freebie??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 09, 2016 10:55 AM (iQIUe)

80 Mel, kiss my grits

Posted by: Richard Nixon at January 09, 2016 10:56 AM (5luh1)

81 "And that's the truth! Pttthhhhhhhhhhp!"

"Up your nose with a rubber hose!"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 10:56 AM (NOIQH)

82

"Thunderbirds are GO!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:56 AM (zLP1L)

83 "Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives."

Mom used to have the soaps on while she ironed.

Remember when ironing was a big chore, before everything was wrinkle-free? I spent a good part of my time in my early years in the Nav ironing in those three damn creases in my shirts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 09, 2016 10:56 AM (jR7Wy)

84 The names have been changed to protect the innocent

Posted by: antisocialist at January 09, 2016 10:56 AM (Z5X8b)

85 "Rampart Base, this is Rescue 51."

Loved that show.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 10:56 AM (z91zs)

86 "Bilko!"

Posted by: mnwxyz at January 09, 2016 10:57 AM (NiHAc)

87 Heeeeeeey!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 09, 2016 10:57 AM (EDYaR)

88
"Tish! That's French!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:57 AM (zLP1L)

89 "Up, up, and away!"

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 09, 2016 10:57 AM (/rMpO)

90
Where No Man Has Gone Before -- eee oooo! eeeeee oooooo! ooooo eeeeee! ooooooEEEEE!!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 09, 2016 10:57 AM (iQIUe)

91 "Look, up in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman. Yes, it's Superman. Strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond mortal men."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 10:57 AM (LUgeY)

92 "Dogs and cats living together!"

(which my hubby shortened to 'kitty-puppy', a term uses a lot to describe chaos/big mess)

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 10:58 AM (NOIQH)

93 This is the big one!

Obama, the I in ISIS stands for Islam, you big dummy traitorous fuckwit!

Posted by: Red Fuxx at January 09, 2016 10:58 AM (5luh1)

94
This is great - we need a video of clips!

Posted by: Lily at January 09, 2016 10:58 AM (Qm82t)

95 "Yabba dabba do"

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 10:58 AM (rwI+c)

96
"When Polly's in trouble I am not slow. So it's hip hip hip and away I go!"

"There's no need to fear, UNDERDOG is here!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:58 AM (zLP1L)

97 "Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 10:58 AM (z91zs)

98 Barack, you ignorant scrunt.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at January 09, 2016 10:58 AM (6Q/Pa)

99 85 "Rampart Base, this is Rescue 51."
Loved that show.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 10:56 AM (z91zs)

Heh. They rerun that show on Me-TV, afternoons. The acting is high-school drama class level bad.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 09, 2016 10:59 AM (/rMpO)

100 "Verrry interesting! But shtoopid."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 10:59 AM (LUgeY)

101 Hey!

Nerds!

Sit on this dildo.

Posted by: Fonzie at January 09, 2016 10:59 AM (5luh1)

102 How to serve man is a cook book!

Boy did that scare the shit out of us kids. Twilight Zone stories - we loved to talk about them for hours when we were kids.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 09, 2016 10:59 AM (iQIUe)

103 91 "Look, up in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman. Yes, it's Superman. Strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond mortal men."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 10:57 AM (LUgeY)

Wait, isn't that really the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:59 AM (zLP1L)

104 "Here is the name of our next millionaire"

Posted by: John Beresford Tipton, Jr. at January 09, 2016 10:59 AM (oFSUK)

105 "Dynomite!"

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 10:59 AM (rwI+c)

106

"Funny as a crutch, Rich."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 10:59 AM (zLP1L)

107 "Wolverines!"

"Newman!"

"Oh, the humanity!" (Heathers)

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 10:59 AM (NOIQH)

108 Get your punk ass to bed, Sefton, you're sick, and I don't want to catch your germs.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 09, 2016 10:59 AM (/rMpO)

109 " if it weren't for you meddling kids! "

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:00 AM (rwI+c)

110 There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2016 11:00 AM (sdi6R)

111
"There's a signpost up ahead. Your next stop . . . The Twilight Zone."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:00 AM (zLP1L)

112 "WORK!" - Maynard G. Krebs

Posted by: joated at January 09, 2016 11:00 AM (C3bWx)

113 *thinks impure thoughts about Eris ironing*

It's hot. The camisole droops. Beadlets of sweat drip...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2016 11:00 AM (1xUj/)

114 97 "Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 10:58 AM (z91zs)

Now THAT was a funny show.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 09, 2016 11:00 AM (/rMpO)

115 "This week's Fickle Finger of Fate Award goes to..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:00 AM (LUgeY)

116 Oh Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.

Posted by: Felix Ungar at January 09, 2016 11:00 AM (5luh1)

117 [tenor voice] I have come to save the day!!!!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 09, 2016 11:00 AM (iQIUe)

118 Jane! Stop this crazy thing!!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 09, 2016 11:00 AM (EDYaR)

119 We control the horizontal.

We control the vertical.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at January 09, 2016 11:00 AM (N4n2h)

120

We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. We can take you from the inner mind to - -

DUM DUM, DE DUM!

The Outer Limits!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:01 AM (zLP1L)

121 "De plane! De plane!"

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:01 AM (rwI+c)

122 "I'm gonna cuff 'em and stuff 'em."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 11:01 AM (z91zs)

123 "De plane, boss, de plane!"

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 09, 2016 11:01 AM (/rMpO)

124 119 Posted by: gebrauchshund at January 09, 2016 11:00 AM (N4n2h)

I had to do the whole thing! Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:01 AM (zLP1L)

125 "Here come da Judge, here come da Judge."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:01 AM (LUgeY)

126 curse you, Grump928(C) , and your fast typing.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 09, 2016 11:02 AM (/rMpO)

127 "Hey, hey, hey!"

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:02 AM (rwI+c)

128 "I think we should bring down the Cone of Silence."

Posted by: mnwxyz at January 09, 2016 11:02 AM (NiHAc)

129 Norm!

Cheers

Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 09, 2016 11:02 AM (fbovC)

130
Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 09, 2016 11:02 AM (iQIUe)

131 Would you be mine?

Won't you please???

Please, won't you be my neighbor?

Skeksis and little boys together in peace!

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 09, 2016 11:02 AM (5luh1)

132 "Oh no, Mr. Billlllllllll!"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 11:02 AM (NOIQH)

133 I see nothing.....Nothing!

Posted by: Mike at January 09, 2016 11:02 AM (mGnca)

134 can't forget this

"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:02 AM (rwI+c)

135
Can two divorced men share an apartment without screwing each other in the butt?

The Queer Couple

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:02 AM (zLP1L)

136 Eh, what's up doc?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2016 11:02 AM (/tuJf)

137 "The devil made me do it!"

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 09, 2016 11:02 AM (/rMpO)

138 It takes a licking and keeps on ticking!

Posted by: John Cameron Swazey at January 09, 2016 11:02 AM (u5gzz)

139 Nano nano

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 11:03 AM (NOIQH)

140 ...and the agony of defeat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:03 AM (rwI+c)

141

"Schlemiel, Schlemazel. Hassenpfeffer Incorporated!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:03 AM (zLP1L)

142 Do commercials count?

"I can't believe I ate the whoooooooole thing."

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 09, 2016 11:03 AM (/rMpO)

143 You we're a little hard on the Beaver last night.

Posted by: Drider at January 09, 2016 11:03 AM (6Xbsz)

144 Yippie kayak, other buckets!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:03 AM (VAsIq)

145

"My homework? Well I don't happen to have it with me handy."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:04 AM (zLP1L)

146 "Serutan. That's nature spelled backwards."

That's somewhere in my contract.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:04 AM (LUgeY)

147 "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:04 AM (rwI+c)

148 "Cheers is filmed before a live studio audience"

"NORM!!!!"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:04 AM (VAsIq)

149 139 Nano nano
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 11:03 AM (NOIQH)

That's actually "nanu, nanu".

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 09, 2016 11:04 AM (/rMpO)

150 Dont make me angry. You wouldnt like me when I'm angry.

Posted by: IPFreely at January 09, 2016 11:04 AM (iH/w2)

151 "Did I do that..."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 11:05 AM (z91zs)

152 I'm coming Elizabeth!

Posted by: Fred Sanford at January 09, 2016 11:05 AM (hrMUT)

153 Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:05 AM (rwI+c)

154 It slices! It dices! It makes perfect Julianne fries!
(Whatever they are...)

Posted by: tu3031 at January 09, 2016 11:05 AM (EDYaR)

155

"This is Dr. Frazier Crane. Good day and good mental health."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:05 AM (zLP1L)

156 "I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not."

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 09, 2016 11:05 AM (/rMpO)

157 It is better to live as your own man than as a fool in someone else's dream.

- Commander Koenig, Space: 1999

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 09, 2016 11:05 AM (Cq0oW)

158 We have the technology. We can rebuild him.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2016 11:05 AM (1xUj/)

159 Arrested Development:

"I've made a huge mistake"

"She-mall-ee" (mispronunciation of Shemale)

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 11:05 AM (NOIQH)

160 1 Adam 12, 1 Adam 12, seated man standing up.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2016 11:05 AM (/tuJf)

161 We've got a really big shew!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:06 AM (rwI+c)

162 "You we're a little hard on the Beaver last night."

*snicker*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 11:06 AM (z91zs)

163

"Dishwashing liquid? You're soaking in it."

"Relax, it's Palmolive."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:06 AM (zLP1L)

164 "The Playtex Cross-Your-Heart bra."

Because no thread is complete without boobehs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:06 AM (LUgeY)

165 "Wall Street Week with Louis Rukyser"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2016 11:06 AM (q2o38)

166

"And now for something completely different."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:06 AM (zLP1L)

167 I'm comin' Elizabeth!

Posted by: Biff at January 09, 2016 11:06 AM (gsoMS)

168 My hovercraft is full of eels.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at January 09, 2016 11:06 AM (9Ahw7)

169 And away go troubles, down the drain.

Roto Rooter!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2016 11:06 AM (/tuJf)

170 X gets the square

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:07 AM (rwI+c)

171 My father's name was Hymie.

Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2016 11:07 AM (NSb9d)

172 "Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"

"Oh, Bullwinkle, that never works!"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:07 AM (VAsIq)

173 " OK, America, show us your Underalls."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:07 AM (LUgeY)

174 Up your nose wit a rubber hose.

Posted by: Clarney at January 09, 2016 11:07 AM (dgO4h)

175 I dreamed I was way out in front in my Maidenform bra.

Posted by: Annette Funicello at January 09, 2016 11:08 AM (u5gzz)

176 Cops is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until found guilty in a court of law.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 09, 2016 11:08 AM (EDYaR)

177
"You deserve a break to-day."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:08 AM (zLP1L)

178 Sock it to me!

Ancient Chinese secret, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 11:08 AM (NOIQH)

179 The tribe has spoken.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:08 AM (rwI+c)

180 There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to – The Outer Limits.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2016 11:08 AM (oFSUK)

181 "Dummy up."

-A. Bunker

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:08 AM (pVkEV)

182 Holy Obama is such a traitorous pile of dogshit, Batman!

Posted by: Robin at January 09, 2016 11:08 AM (5luh1)

183 Lamont, ya big dummy!

Posted by: Redd Foxx at January 09, 2016 11:08 AM (ZsN9X)

184 AND Away we go!

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2016 11:08 AM (jJRIy)

185 To the Moon! Alice!

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2016 11:08 AM (bYbBz)

186 176 I dreamed I was way out in front in my Maidenform bra.
Posted by: Annette Funicello at January 09, 2016 11:08 AM (u5gzz)

Funny, yet sad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:09 AM (zLP1L)

187 "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

Posted by: bkeyser at January 09, 2016 11:09 AM (/pkZ4)

188 Aye yay, yay,yay. I am the Frito Bandito. I love Frito corn chips, I love them I do. I love Frito corn chips, I'll get them from you!!

Posted by: Drider at January 09, 2016 11:09 AM (6Xbsz)

189 Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:09 AM (rwI+c)

190 There are Pretenders among us.

Geniuses with the ability to be become anyone they want to be. In 1963 a corporation known as the Centre isolated a young Pretender named Jarod and exploited his genius for their research. Then one day their Pretender ran away...

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:09 AM (VAsIq)

191 Good morning Mister Phelps.

Posted by: Tape recorder at January 09, 2016 11:09 AM (FkBIv)

192

"Meathead."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:09 AM (zLP1L)

193 "Badges? We don' need no stinkin' badges."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2016 11:09 AM (zc3Db)

194 you like your plan, you can keep your plan.

Posted by: Emperor Fuckstick at January 09, 2016 11:09 AM (89T5c)

195 Stifle, Edith.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:09 AM (rwI+c)

196 "Oh, hiya Mr. O'Herlihey."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:10 AM (LUgeY)

197 "Book 'im, Dan-o"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 11:10 AM (z91zs)

198 "There are eight million stories in the naked city; this has been one of them"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2016 11:10 AM (oFSUK)

199 190 Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:09 AM (rwI+c)

As a kid, I thought the show was Candy Camera, and I was pissed when there was no candy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:10 AM (zLP1L)

200 "I love it when a plan comes together!"

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2016 11:10 AM (8HTq1)

201 No soup for you!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:10 AM (rwI+c)

202 "Break me off a piece of that apple sauce!"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:10 AM (VAsIq)

203

"The following is brought to you in living color on NBC."

**fag peacock flourish**

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:11 AM (zLP1L)

204 "Good night and God Bless."

Red Skelton's signoff.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:11 AM (LUgeY)

205 "We wear short shorts."

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:11 AM (pVkEV)

206 Let's be careful out there.

Posted by: dantesed at January 09, 2016 11:11 AM (88xKn)

207 Moe, Lary cheese....Moe, Lary Cheese..wububububu!!!!!

Posted by: E.T. at January 09, 2016 11:11 AM (a67CF)

208 I pity the fools who haven't quoted me yet!

Posted by: B.A. Baracus at January 09, 2016 11:11 AM (VAsIq)

209 Plop, plop, fizz, fizz oh what a relief it is.

It sounds like Sandra Bullock and Benjamin Bratt from Demolition Man in here.

Posted by: dogfish at January 09, 2016 11:11 AM (0O2Lr)

210 "Stow it!"

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:11 AM (pVkEV)

211 More rapes reported in local press in Vienna and Salzburg. sickening...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 09, 2016 11:12 AM (iQIUe)

212 "Oh, Ceesco, ha ha ha."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:12 AM (LUgeY)

213 From out of the clear blue of the western sky comes Sky King

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2016 11:12 AM (FkBIv)

214 I don't know how to quote it, but Benny Hill used the joke about jumping on a bicycle after the seat had fallen off on more than a few occasions.

Posted by: Mallflower at January 09, 2016 11:12 AM (qSIlh)

215 WHAT'STHE FREQUENCY KENNETH?!!!!

*pounds Kenneth's head against wall*

it was probably the concussion that permanently addled Dan's brain....

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2016 11:12 AM (bYbBz)

216 It's not nice to fuck with mother nature.

Posted by: Al Gore at January 09, 2016 11:12 AM (5luh1)

217
"Take it off. Take it all off - with Noxzema!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:12 AM (zLP1L)

218 How about a foot up your ass?

Posted by: Red Forman at January 09, 2016 11:12 AM (VAsIq)

219 212 More rapes reported in local press in Vienna and Salzburg. sickening...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 09, 2016 11:12 AM (iQIUe)

What show is that from?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:13 AM (zLP1L)

220 "You fargin sneaky bastage!"

Posted by: bkeyser at January 09, 2016 11:13 AM (/pkZ4)

221 "LA 15 this is 7 Mary 3."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 11:13 AM (z91zs)

222 Hi-yo Silver!

Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2016 11:13 AM (NSb9d)

223 Well golly ji!

Posted by: Jim Butt-neighbor at January 09, 2016 11:13 AM (5luh1)

224 That's what she said

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 11:13 AM (NOIQH)

225 "Maxwell House, good to the last drop."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:13 AM (LUgeY)

226 "This is the big one, Elizabeth."

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:13 AM (pVkEV)

227 Faster than a speeding bullet...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2016 11:14 AM (FkBIv)

228 What show is that from?

My Favorite Muslim

Posted by: tu3031 at January 09, 2016 11:14 AM (EDYaR)

229 Niagara falls, slowly I turned!

http://tinyurl.com/jgzqvh6

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2016 11:14 AM (jJRIy)

230

"Kids say the darndest things."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:14 AM (zLP1L)

231 Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

Posted by: Stereotypes Rule at January 09, 2016 11:14 AM (hrMUT)

232 He's dead Jim!

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2016 11:14 AM (8HTq1)

233

"It's time to meet the contestants, and here they are!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:14 AM (zLP1L)

234 I can bring home the bacon,
Fry it up in a pan..

Posted by: dogfish at January 09, 2016 11:14 AM (0O2Lr)

235 After reading these memories,

This is going to be a REALLY BIG SHOE.

Posted by: jwb7605 at January 09, 2016 11:14 AM (DofIg)

236 What show is that from?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
----------

'Eurabia', coming soon to a country near you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2016 11:15 AM (oFSUK)

237 Nip it in the bud!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2016 11:15 AM (FkBIv)

238 Nya-ha-ha; Dishonest John here ...

Posted by: CeeBeeBee at January 09, 2016 11:15 AM (H6bqU)

239 "Joker, Joker, JOKER!"

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:15 AM (pVkEV)

240 Good morning, Mrs. Cleaver. I must say you are looking exceptionally wonderful today.

Why, thank you, Eddie

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 09, 2016 11:15 AM (Cq0oW)

241 The engines canna take no more of this Cap'in!

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2016 11:15 AM (8HTq1)

242 Things you used to hear on TV?

How about them Cowboys!

Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2016 11:15 AM (NSb9d)

243 229 What show is that from?

My Favorite Muslim
Posted by: tu3031 at January 09, 2016 11:14 AM (EDYaR)

Mrs. Brown's burqa brownies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:15 AM (zLP1L)

244
Work!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 09, 2016 11:15 AM (iQIUe)

245

"Gotta be the butt, Bob. Gotta be the butt."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:16 AM (zLP1L)

246 Oh Davey!

Yes Goliath?

Posted by: Kreplach at January 09, 2016 11:16 AM (7GJvw)

247 What show is that from?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:13 AM (zLP1L)

It's a remake.

The original ended in 1688. King Sobieski decided that enough was enough.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2016 11:16 AM (Zu3d9)

248 It's a NEW CAR!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 09, 2016 11:16 AM (EDYaR)

249 "Thomas Magnum!"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 11:16 AM (z91zs)

250 And a one.
And a two.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2016 11:16 AM (xq1UY)

251 More rapes reported in local press in Vienna and Salzburg. sickening...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

It's not rape if it's consensual.

And it is consensual.

Europe wants this.

Posted by: Armin Meiwes at January 09, 2016 11:16 AM (5luh1)

252

"Say the magic word and Fennerman comes out and bites you in the leg."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:16 AM (zLP1L)

253 Shazam!

Posted by: Bruce at January 09, 2016 11:16 AM (8ikIW)

254

"Oh Wilbur!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:17 AM (zLP1L)

255 I am the fastest mouse in all of Me-he-co!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2016 11:17 AM (kTF2Z)

256 Goodnight, Mrs Calabash, wherever you are.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2016 11:17 AM (xq1UY)

257 Hi! This is Max-Max Headroom on Network 23, brought-brought-brought to you by...

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:17 AM (VAsIq)

258 "I'm so glad we had this time together..."

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:17 AM (pVkEV)

259 I'm comin' Beanie Boy!

Posted by: Cecil at January 09, 2016 11:17 AM (FkBIv)

260

"Jane, please! Not in front of the men!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:17 AM (zLP1L)

261 Jello Roofie Puddin'!

Posted by: William Cosby, Phd at January 09, 2016 11:17 AM (hrMUT)

262 "You're looking LIVE!!! at Texas Stadium . . ."

Posted by: filbert at January 09, 2016 11:17 AM (s5o+q)

263 "But aren't the trees nice and full?"

Posted by: m at January 09, 2016 11:17 AM (d4uu4)

264 ...Faaarmmm livin' is the life for me...

Posted by: dogfish at January 09, 2016 11:17 AM (0O2Lr)

265 it's: Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 09, 2016 11:18 AM (UpGcq)

266 Hey, Wally!

Oh, No, Dumdum. Not again!

Say "Goodnight, Gracie".
Goodnight Gracie.

Tonight, we have a really big shew.

And that's the way it was.

OK, Wilburrrrr.

Posted by: Astro at January 09, 2016 11:18 AM (HnJoe)

267 Smarter than the average bear.

Posted by: Yogi Bear at January 09, 2016 11:18 AM (FkBIv)

268 I shoulda taken a left at Albuquerque,

Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2016 11:18 AM (NSb9d)

269 Gilligannnnn!

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2016 11:18 AM (8HTq1)

270 Faster than a Speeding Bullet
More Powerful than a Locomotive
Able to Leap Tall Buildings at a Single Bound

Up in the Sky . . .
It's a Bird; It's a Plane; No . . . It's

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peeping in the Seafood Store at January 09, 2016 11:18 AM (aeVIR)

271

"Hurry, Courageous! Help me!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:18 AM (zLP1L)

272 Do you want some hotscakes?

Posted by: Bruce at January 09, 2016 11:18 AM (8ikIW)

273 It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2016 11:19 AM (M+RRn)

274 Jane, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:19 AM (pVkEV)

275

"I'll make mincemeat out of that mouse!"

"Savoir Faire is Everywhere!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:19 AM (zLP1L)

276 "Sufferin' succotash"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 11:19 AM (z91zs)

277 The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:19 AM (VAsIq)

278 "Duffy's Tavern, where the elite meet to eat. Archie the manager speakin', Duffy ain't here -- oh, hello, Duffy."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2016 11:19 AM (xq1UY)

279 If you want to buy a car, go see Cal.

Hi, I'm Cal Worthington and this is my dog, Spot! (brings out a giraffe).

Posted by: Astro at January 09, 2016 11:19 AM (HnJoe)

280 "Wrong, Eleanor!

Issue 2..."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2016 11:19 AM (me6xG)

281 "I musta took a wrong turn at Alba-quirk-kee!"

Posted by: filbert at January 09, 2016 11:19 AM (s5o+q)

282 Jane, you ignorant slut

Posted by: dogfish at January 09, 2016 11:20 AM (0O2Lr)

283 Gee, thanks, Mr. Wizard!

Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2016 11:20 AM (NSb9d)

284

"Uh, gee T.C."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:20 AM (zLP1L)

285 Please don't squeeze the testicles.

Posted by: Caitlyn Whipple at January 09, 2016 11:20 AM (5luh1)

286 This time for sure.

Captain she's overloaded.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 09, 2016 11:20 AM (chkUd)

287 What a revolting development!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2016 11:20 AM (xq1UY)

288 Mind if I ignore the "topic"? Since "Would you believe..." and "Missed it by that much!" have already been mentioned...

From Political Hat, who may link to this hatself later, but I had to pass it along.

Bizarro World Problems:

Hey, everyone. Emily here. I'm kind of panicking and I don't know what to do. My son just came home from a friend's house and he says they had venison. He knows that I am a deerkin and I just really don't know what to do. I'm freaking out. I can't believe this happened. I don't know what to do, please help me : (

-Emily

http://bit.ly/1kVjzI6

Oh, deer!

Posted by: mindful webworker - identifying as naked ape at January 09, 2016 11:20 AM (tHAoL)

289 Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:20 AM (pVkEV)

290 279 "Duffy's Tavern, where the elite meet to eat. Archie the manager speakin', Duffy ain't here -- oh, hello, Duffy."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2016 11:19 AM (xq1UY)

"I want some mouse knuckles, see!!!"

(love that cartoon)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:20 AM (zLP1L)

291 "Hey Mikey, he likes it!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 09, 2016 11:20 AM (Agn5J)

292

"You're deth-picable!"

"Jetson! You're fired!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:21 AM (zLP1L)

293 "The following is brought to you in living color on NBC."

It's kind of weird to realize that my generation is probably the last one to remember living in a black&white world before the invention of color.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:21 AM (rwI+c)

294 I'll do the thinnin around here Baba Luey.

Hehe. That's Quicks Draw, he's my friend.

Posted by: Bruce at January 09, 2016 11:21 AM (8ikIW)

295 Huerfano, of course you realize this means war.

Posted by: filbert at January 09, 2016 11:21 AM (s5o+q)

296 Arriba Arriba Andale Arriba

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2016 11:21 AM (M+RRn)

297 Hello Mrs. Brown. Why, no, I haven't seen Uncle Martin.

Posted by: Astro at January 09, 2016 11:21 AM (HnJoe)

298 "Smarter than the average bear..."

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 09, 2016 11:21 AM (UpGcq)

299 Arriba, arriba! Andale, arriba!

Posted by: no good deed at January 09, 2016 11:22 AM (GgxVX)

300 Door number one, two or three?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2016 11:22 AM (jJRIy)

301

"Fellas! Routine 3!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:22 AM (zLP1L)

302 "Your last name's Garelli?"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:22 AM (VAsIq)

303 Posted by: mindful webworker - identifying as naked ape at January 09, 2016 11:20 AM

O_o

Dafuq did I just read?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2016 11:22 AM (me6xG)

304 "Check-mate King Two this is White Rook, over."

Posted by: Born Free at January 09, 2016 11:22 AM (uGTin)

305 Book'em Danno!

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2016 11:22 AM (8HTq1)

306 Only YOU can prevent forest fires.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:22 AM (pVkEV)

307 Good morning America, and good heavens!

And now you know...the rest of the story.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2016 11:23 AM (xq1UY)

308 Calling doctor Bombay!

Posted by: Flashback at January 09, 2016 11:23 AM (haWHk)

309

I think this thread is now more or less played out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:23 AM (zLP1L)

310 Obama is Deathspicable. Jeb is spic-wannabe.

Shoot 'em now! Shoot 'em now!

Eat me, NSA.

Posted by: Daffy Dick at January 09, 2016 11:23 AM (5luh1)

311 "Mrs Peel, we're needed."

Posted by: George LeS at January 09, 2016 11:23 AM (etvdr)

312 And I would have gotten away with it, too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2016 11:23 AM (me6xG)

313

"SOUUUUUUUL TRAIN!"

"This is Don Cornelius wishing you peace, love and soul."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:24 AM (zLP1L)

314 "The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone."

You ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: Cpt Oveur at January 09, 2016 11:24 AM (z91zs)

315 Danger Will Robinson! Danger!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2016 11:24 AM (Zu3d9)

316 .... Good Day.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:24 AM (rwI+c)

317 Did I do that?

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2016 11:24 AM (8HTq1)

318 Mister French frenched me.

Posted by: Buffy, Jodie & Sissie at January 09, 2016 11:24 AM (hrMUT)

319 It's kind of weird to realize that my generation is probably the last one to remember living in a black&white world before the invention of color.

Obligatory. Calvin and Hobbes "the world was black and white".

http://bit.ly/1Ctk0iw

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2016 11:24 AM (1xUj/)

320

"Oh Mr. WILSON!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:24 AM (zLP1L)

321 My government will take all the magic crystals from your community pylons.

Posted by: Barackus Von Sleestak at January 09, 2016 11:24 AM (RNBDV)

322 OH, OH Mr. Kotter!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2016 11:25 AM (/tuJf)

323 You can look this up in your Funk and Wagnalls.

Posted by: Flashback at January 09, 2016 11:25 AM (haWHk)

324 You could learn a lot from a dummy.

Posted by: Vince and Larry at January 09, 2016 11:25 AM (FkBIv)

325 Hellooooooo nurse!

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2016 11:25 AM (ehf0+)

326 But Yogi, what about the ranger?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2016 11:26 AM (/tuJf)

327 "Aaaaaaaaaiiiii...." - The Fonz

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:26 AM (pVkEV)

328 "And that's the way it is."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:26 AM (LUgeY)

329 Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality.
But...there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real,
but not as brightly lit... a darkside.

Posted by: m at January 09, 2016 11:26 AM (d4uu4)

330 310

I think this thread is now more or less played out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:23 AM (zLP1L)

I'm so glad we had this time together, just to have a laugh and sing a song.

Posted by: filbert at January 09, 2016 11:26 AM (s5o+q)

331 Lolly, lolly, lolly get your adverbs here!

Conjunction junction, what's your function?

I'm just a bill...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 11:26 AM (NOIQH)

332 Your mother Epstein!

Posted by: Flashback at January 09, 2016 11:26 AM (haWHk)

333 The pain, the pain...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:27 AM (LUgeY)

334 Say the secret word and the duck comes down and gives you one hundred dollars

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 09, 2016 11:27 AM (QPdNE)

335 I love it when a plan comes together

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 09, 2016 11:27 AM (Cq0oW)

336 For the Canadians -

Look up, waaaaay up, and I'll call Rusty.

Posted by: all doubt removed at January 09, 2016 11:27 AM (KWGc0)

337 Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat

Posted by: Clarney at January 09, 2016 11:27 AM (dgO4h)

338 What is the music group who best describes your wedding night.

"Blood,sweat, and tears".

Posted by: Drider at January 09, 2016 11:27 AM (6Xbsz)

339 "It's all right, cuz I'm saved by the bell!"

and then Zack Morris freezes time.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:27 AM (VAsIq)

340 One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is not the same!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 11:27 AM (NOIQH)

341 Let's get ready to rumble!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:27 AM (rwI+c)

342 I dare you to knock this off.

Posted by: R Conrad at January 09, 2016 11:27 AM (RNBDV)

343 Smiles everyone, smiles!

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:27 AM (pVkEV)

344 Hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar.

Posted by: Flashback at January 09, 2016 11:28 AM (haWHk)

345 D.J., you dirty guy!

Posted by: RoadRunner at January 09, 2016 11:28 AM (49Dk2)

346 Just one more thing...

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:28 AM (rwI+c)

347 So that's all for today on The French Chef. This is Julia Child, bon appetit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2016 11:28 AM (me6xG)

348 "On The Price is Right!"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 11:28 AM (z91zs)

349 Until you come to the fork in the road.

Posted by: Flashback at January 09, 2016 11:28 AM (haWHk)

350 Put a tiger in your tank.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:28 AM (LUgeY)

351 Book 'em, Dan-O.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2016 11:28 AM (/tuJf)

352 Peace.

Posted by: Dave Garroway at January 09, 2016 11:29 AM (hrMUT)

353 Wheezie! Congress may have outlawed primatine but Hillarywill give you a hug and flick your bean.

Posted by: Jefferson Airplane at January 09, 2016 11:29 AM (5luh1)

354 Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorm!!!!!!!!

Posted by: MikeD at January 09, 2016 11:29 AM (uKJIC)

355 Huerfano, of course you realize this means war.

Posted by: filbert at January 09, 2016 11:21 AM

What are you, some kind of a nut?

Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2016 11:29 AM (NSb9d)

356 "Signed, Epstein's Mother."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2016 11:29 AM (me6xG)

357 Easy Reader, that's my name, I say Uh, uh uh uh-uh uh

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 09, 2016 11:29 AM (Cq0oW)

358 Sorry about that.

OK, whaddaya got? (Any detective/cop show)

Della, call Paul Drake.

Posted by: RM at January 09, 2016 11:29 AM (U3LtS)

359 ♫ Kill the rabbit, kill the rabbit ... ♫

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:30 AM (rwI+c)

360 I'm free, Captain Peapenis.

Posted by: John In your rectum at January 09, 2016 11:30 AM (5luh1)

361 Bitch!

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at January 09, 2016 11:30 AM (a3mAP)

362 And now for something completely different

Posted by: Far Post at January 09, 2016 11:30 AM (HUtw6)

363 Tish! You spoke French!

Posted by: RoadRunner at January 09, 2016 11:31 AM (49Dk2)

364 I can't remember the name of the show, it used to be on the USA network in the 80's. It had O'Henry type stories with crack of the whip type endings.

Anyway, one episode was of a frantic mother in the 1908's trying desperately to get a doctor for her dying baby. She finally gets one, a bit later he appears and says "Don't worry Mrs. Hitler, little Adolf will be just fine."

Posted by: JHW at January 09, 2016 11:31 AM (w+zdY)

365 How you doin'?

Posted by: Joey at January 09, 2016 11:31 AM (VAsIq)

366 "Who says I'm dumb?

Posted by: Corporal Randalf No Middle Initial Agarn at January 09, 2016 11:31 AM (WVsWD)

367 Wiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2016 11:31 AM (kTF2Z)

368 You're dithhhhhpicable.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2016 11:31 AM (/tuJf)

369 I won the Buckeye News Award three years running!

Posted by: Les Nessman at January 09, 2016 11:32 AM (49Dk2)

370 "Hello, Larry"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 11:32 AM (z91zs)

371 Madison's wife had thrown him out too, requesting that he never return....can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 11:32 AM (P8951)

372 It all started in a 5000-watt radio station in Fresno, California.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:33 AM (pVkEV)

373 Jane, you ignorant slur.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 11:33 AM (Nwg0u)

374 Sherman, set the Wayback Machine for...

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at January 09, 2016 11:33 AM (49Dk2)

375 "And we'll keep the light on for you"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 11:33 AM (z91zs)

376 Car 54 where are you?

Book'm Danny.

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of this hat!

Just the facts, ma'am.

Heeeeeeerrrrrrreees Johnny!

Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 09, 2016 11:34 AM (I6pR/)

377 Love, exciting and new.

Come aboard, we're expecting you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2016 11:34 AM (kTF2Z)

378 That's what she said!

Posted by: Michael Scott at January 09, 2016 11:34 AM (VAsIq)

379 Little engines can do big things, especially when they have nice blue paint like me!

Posted by: mnwxyz at January 09, 2016 11:35 AM (NiHAc)

380 Goldie Hawn in gogo boots and body paint.
Sock it to me...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 09, 2016 11:35 AM (5buP8)

381 I think this thread is now more or less played out.

-
We'll always have Paris.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 11:36 AM (Nwg0u)

382 "Out of the ground came bubbling crude"

(wouldn't be allowed nowdays)

Posted by: Colin at January 09, 2016 11:36 AM (T3Tpd)

383 You're looking lovely today, Mrs Cleaver.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2016 11:37 AM (kTF2Z)

384 I'll pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:37 AM (pVkEV)

385 Having now read the comments...

Seems t'me, by the guidelines CBD set out, the following are disqualified:

Movie lines
Commercials
Opening or closing credits, narration, or theme songs
One-off lines, no matter how memorable
Shows not drama or comedy, like SNL, Ed Sullivan, or Laugh-in
Anything CBD already mentioned in the post

Of course, that's 95% of what's been mentioned. And, who cares? It's such a lame-ass "topic" anyway. But the horde is so easily ~~led~~ inspired.

Posted by: mindful webworker - identifying as naked ape at January 09, 2016 11:37 AM (tHAoL)

386 All this little baby needs is MORE POWER!!! Aaarrrrr, aarrrrrr, aaarrrrr!!!

Posted by: Tim (the Toolman) Taylor at January 09, 2016 11:37 AM (49Dk2)

387 I much prefer a penthouse view,
I love you, Doug, but give me Park Avenue.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 11:37 AM (P8951)

388 Mister Dillon!

Posted by: Chester Goode at January 09, 2016 11:37 AM (FkBIv)

389 Why I oughta murderize youse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 11:37 AM (rwI+c)

390 Whoa Nelly!

-Heard on every Rose Bowl in my youth.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2016 11:38 AM (kTF2Z)

391 "Good morning, Captain."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:38 AM (LUgeY)

392 I'll get you! You vile little blue shitsters! Blueballs!

Posted by: Gargam El at January 09, 2016 11:38 AM (5luh1)

393 Late to the party so this has probably been said. I don't care.

"It takes a licking, and keeps on ticking.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 09, 2016 11:38 AM (dFi94)

394 Obligatory. Calvin and Hobbes "the world was black and white".
http://bit.ly/1Ctk0iw
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2016 11:24 AM (1xUj/)

From the comic:
"The world is a complicated place Hobbes."

"Whenever it seems that way, I take a nap in a tree and wait for dinner."

Sound advice!

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2016 11:38 AM (ehf0+)

395 The dog with a slipper, it's Clifford the dog!

Better than any old cat!

Posted by: mnwxyz at January 09, 2016 11:38 AM (NiHAc)

396 "You're fired!" Donald Trump, The Apprentice

Posted by: Colin at January 09, 2016 11:39 AM (T3Tpd)

397 Here are your winnings sir.

http://tinyurl.com/a6h3lmc

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2016 11:39 AM (jJRIy)

398 Tennessee tuxedo will not fail

Posted by: Jock-Strap at January 09, 2016 11:39 AM (ftKKE)

399 Trizzle, trazzle, trezzle, trone........

Posted by: bd2dabone at January 09, 2016 11:39 AM (E/DSu)

400 Hey Mikey, he likes it!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2016 11:40 AM (/tuJf)

401 He. Could. Go. All. The. Way!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2016 11:40 AM (kTF2Z)

402 Oh, the pain, the pain.

Derwood...

Full speed for home Lee...

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 09, 2016 11:40 AM (3VgkP)

403
Lots of good ones. Now go back and identify the ones that are not direct quotes, but old wife's tales about the quote. They're there, I saw them.

My fave: Ofer!

Posted by: TheSev at January 09, 2016 11:40 AM (Av8i6)

404 Go go gobble on a gig gig giggly good Granny Granny Goose Goosicle.

Why, oh why, is that stuck in my head?

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2016 11:41 AM (o+SC1)

405 Missed it by that much, and how about:
"Sorry about that, Chief"
"Would you believe...."
And....

Max: Don't
tell me I fell off the horse.

99: You fell off the horse Max.

Max: I asked you not to tell me that!

Posted by: JoeNYC at January 09, 2016 11:41 AM (kf+qe)

406 Hello, Newman.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 09, 2016 11:41 AM (E6RIJ)

407 He. Could. Go. All. The. Way!

--

Overheard by both RNC and DNC about Trump?

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:41 AM (pVkEV)

408 Posted by: mindful webworker

Ed Norton: Sheesh. What a grouch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2016 11:41 AM (FkBIv)

409 PATriarchy PATriarchy WHOOOOOOO! WHOOOOOO!

- The Feminist Train Who Couldn't

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 11:41 AM (Nwg0u)

410 "More power! Grr, grr, grr"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 11:42 AM (z91zs)

411
"Goodnight, John-boy."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:42 AM (zLP1L)

412 "Homo, homo on the range...."

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:42 AM (VAsIq)

413 "Submitted for your approval."

Posted by: Zombie Rod Serling at January 09, 2016 11:42 AM (FvdPb)

414 Abner! Abner! Something is going on at the Stevens house!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 11:42 AM (P8951)

415 "Th, th, that's all, folks!"

Posted by: California Girl at January 09, 2016 11:42 AM (l+qoZ)

416 RoadRunner: Tish! You spoke French!

Oh, yes. That was a good one.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Morticiaaaaa! at January 09, 2016 11:42 AM (tHAoL)

417 391 Whoa Nelly!

-Heard on every Rose Bowl in my youth.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2016 11:38 AM (kTF2Z)

I remember it from Bozo the Clown show.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:43 AM (zLP1L)

418 Hey, hey, hey...it's Fat Albert!

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:43 AM (pVkEV)

419 Faster than a rolling O
Stronger than a silent E
Able to leap a capital T

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 09, 2016 11:43 AM (Cq0oW)

420 The thrill of victory - the agony of defeat.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 09, 2016 11:43 AM (dFi94)

421 Posted by: mindful webworker - identifying as naked ape at January 09, 2016 11:37 AM (tHAoL)

Content is content. If you want better, then pop for the Platinum Membership you cheap bastard.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2016 11:43 AM (Zu3d9)

422 The thrill of victory
The agony of defeat

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2016 11:43 AM (/tuJf)

423 "oh boy!"

Posted by: Every Quantum Leap episode at January 09, 2016 11:43 AM (NOIQH)

424 It's five year mission: To explore new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no man has gone before!

Posted by: RoadRunner at January 09, 2016 11:43 AM (49Dk2)

425 Gonna reverse the fucking polarity. With my fuckin sonic screwdriver?

Would you like a jelly baby? Planned Parenthood sent them to me as a Christmas gift. They taste like chicken.

Posted by: Dr Who at January 09, 2016 11:44 AM (5luh1)

426 Hereree's Johnny!!

Ed McMahon intro to Carson.

Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2016 11:45 AM (sj3Ax)

427 Cooler than the other side of the pillow.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2016 11:45 AM (kTF2Z)

428 Grammie, Missed it by that much

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2016 11:45 AM (/tuJf)

429 I remember it from Bozo the Clown show.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:43 AM (zLP1L)
===========================================

When I was a kid, and off school for the summer, I always made my mom switch from "As the World Turns" to Bozo the Clown. Looking back, it really was kind of a stupid show. But there was the allure of the Grand. Prize. Game.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 09, 2016 11:45 AM (dFi94)

430 ""oh boy!"
Posted by: Every Quantum Leap"

Now that was a good show.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 11:46 AM (z91zs)

431 And, IIRC, Kirk never actually said "Beam me up, Scotty."

Not so sure, but I don't think Gracie ever responded to "Say good night, Gracie," with, "Good night, Gracie!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at January 09, 2016 11:46 AM (tHAoL)

432 That's all I can stands, cuz I can't stands no more!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 09, 2016 11:46 AM (E6RIJ)

433 "Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the sheaves..."

Which seemed to be the only hymn they sang at Andy Taylor's church. I thought they were singing "Bringing in the sheets" which made me wonder why you would go to church to sing about laundry.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 11:46 AM (P8951)

434 Grammie, Missed it by that much

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2016 11:45 AM (/tuJf)
==========================================

Rulebook says you owe me a hundred bucks. If were just me, I'd say "Hey forget about it". But, rules and all. Kinda out of my hands.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 09, 2016 11:47 AM (dFi94)

435 Beam me up, Slappy!

Posted by: DRH at January 09, 2016 11:47 AM (AUto9)

436 "Taryton smokers would rather fight than switch."

Accompanied by the guy with the painted on shiner,

Posted by: JTB at January 09, 2016 11:47 AM (FvdPb)

437 I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:48 AM (pVkEV)

438 Shimmer....It's a floor wax and a dessert topping!

Posted by: Beer Ninja at January 09, 2016 11:48 AM (qsMPD)

439 Jolly joker.

You do and I'll be sorry!

... and may the good Lord take a likin' to ya!

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 09, 2016 11:48 AM (jXu+f)

440 Ward, stop being so hard on the beaver.

Posted by: Mrs. Cleever's Sore Spot at January 09, 2016 11:48 AM (TOk1P)

441 "Gee, Pop, I didn't know Eddie was so devious."

Posted by: Xerxes at January 09, 2016 11:48 AM (Uq9ly)

442 "Choppers coming. Choppers!!!"

Posted by: Radar at January 09, 2016 11:48 AM (XhzTz)

443 Quantum Leap"
Now that was a good show.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

It's on COZI TV if you have a station in your area which carries it. Usually a subchannel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2016 11:48 AM (FkBIv)

444 R-O-L-A-I-D-S spells Rolaids. Morons.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:49 AM (VAsIq)

445 Whoop ass Diddy.

Posted by: Wonderama at January 09, 2016 11:49 AM (5luh1)

446 "Content is content."

You heard the man.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 11:49 AM (z91zs)

447 "God loves you" - Every Touched by an Angel episode.

That show was on for a decade - can you imagine it being on tv today?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 11:49 AM (NOIQH)

448 "It's Howdy Doody time" Chelsea.

Posted by: JHW at January 09, 2016 11:49 AM (w+zdY)

449 The thrill of victory.... the agony of defeat.

Posted by: Ostar at January 09, 2016 11:50 AM (tHQJo)

450 You rang?

Posted by: Lurch (no, not the former SecState) at January 09, 2016 11:50 AM (49Dk2)

451 "Jeanie, I have a wish ... and if you'll remove the last vestiges of your costume, you can make it come true."

Posted by: Xerxes at January 09, 2016 11:50 AM (Uq9ly)

452 I'd like to see.

The whole world smilin' with me.

Coca Cola adds life.

Have a Coke and a smile.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2016 11:50 AM (kTF2Z)

453 WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HEEERE?!!

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 09, 2016 11:50 AM (jXu+f)

454 434 I thought they were singing "Bringing in the sheets" which made me wonder why you would go to church to sing about laundry.

I thought the same thing when I was a kid! We actually sang that song in my church and I remember singing it when I'd help my mom fold the clothes. It seemed appropriate.

Posted by: California Girl at January 09, 2016 11:50 AM (l+qoZ)

455 Posted by: Wonderama at January 09, 2016 11:49 AM (5luh1)

--

Nobody I know remembers Wonderama. I thought I was the only one!

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:50 AM (pVkEV)

456 I thought they were singing "Bringing in the sheets" which made me wonder why you would go to church to sing about laundry.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V

Preparing for the Klan meeting.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2016 11:50 AM (FkBIv)

457 Hey! Watch me pull a rabbit outta this hat!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 11:51 AM (P8951)

458 Late to this party but if not mentioned
Your mission Jim if you choose to accept it

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2016 11:51 AM (3ZgzE)

459 It take all kinda vejtabull to maka vejtaba a vejtaba soup.

Including rapey goat fucking Islamo-vejtaba!

Posted by: Vegetable soup at January 09, 2016 11:51 AM (5luh1)

460 to boldly go where no man has gone before!

That one has always bothered me. It was extra work to boldly split that infinitive. In this case, had it been said correctly ("Boldy to go...") it would have been much more Kirkian.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2016 11:51 AM (xq1UY)

461 FCS championship game starting at noon.ND State vs Jacksonville State.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2016 11:51 AM (8HTq1)

462 Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.

Posted by: Beer Ninja at January 09, 2016 11:51 AM (qsMPD)

463 One banana two banana three banana four

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2016 11:51 AM (1xUj/)

464
"God loves you" - Every Touched by an Angel episode.

That show was on for a decade - can you imagine it being on tv today?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 11:49 AM (NOIQH)
==========================================

Isn't she the one that did the Bible TV series with her husband, Mark something? I can't think of his name. I think he does Survivor.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 09, 2016 11:51 AM (dFi94)

465 A ragtag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest: a shining planet known as Earth.

Posted by: PabloD at January 09, 2016 11:52 AM (5CsS+)

466 Your mission Jim if you choose to accept it

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2016 11:51 AM (3ZgzE)
========================================

I think that was one of the greatest TV dramas ever.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 09, 2016 11:52 AM (dFi94)

467 Zoltar is a woman? That is so awesome.

Posted by: Caitlyn Force at January 09, 2016 11:52 AM (5luh1)

468 "I taught I taw a puddy tat! I did! I did"

Posted by: California Girl at January 09, 2016 11:53 AM (l+qoZ)

469 Help me Mr. Wizard!!!

Trizzle Trazzle Trazzle Trome...
Time for this one, to come home...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 09, 2016 11:53 AM (f7rv6)

470 "Ahead warp factor 1"

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at January 09, 2016 11:53 AM (AYY6Y)

471 #412

Goodnight, Mary Ellen.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 11:53 AM (kXoT0)

472 Well, see ya around.

Hey kid! * Tosses jersey*

Gee, thanks Mean Joe!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2016 11:53 AM (kTF2Z)

473 "Hailing frequencies open Captain."

"Fascinating"

"Survive and succeed"

"The last of the barbarians William B. Harrison."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2016 11:53 AM (pu60A)

474 467 Selfish bastards will bring the Cylons down on our heads!Boy will they be disappointed in our tech too.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2016 11:54 AM (8HTq1)

475 Let's go to the tape

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 11:54 AM (kXoT0)

476 Scooby-Dooby-Dooooo

Posted by: FCF at January 09, 2016 11:54 AM (kejii)

477 Yeah, Roma Downey and Mark Burnett.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 11:54 AM (NOIQH)

478 Film at 11

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 11:54 AM (kXoT0)

479 OT: A large number of "journalists" have petitioned Horseface to apply US pressure to get Iran to release a WaPo "reporter" stating, "Journalism is not a crime." Hell, even if it were WaPo, NYT etc cetera haven't committed it.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 11:54 AM (Nwg0u)

480 Hi! I'm Katie your Cruise Director!

Posted by: haiku guy at January 09, 2016 11:54 AM (hfua1)

481 That one has always bothered me. It was extra work to boldly split that infinitive. In this case, had it been said correctly ("Boldy to go...") it would have been much more Kirkian.

Posted by: Stringer Davis

There is no actual rule in English to not split infinitives. It's cheerfully been done forever.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:55 AM (VAsIq)

482 Where's the beef?

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Posted by: Chinwendu Whitecrest at January 09, 2016 11:55 AM (I6pR/)

483 Hi! I'm Katie your Cruise Director!

--

Julie

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:55 AM (pVkEV)

484 Yeah, Roma Downey and Mark Burnett.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 11:54 AM (NOIQH)
=========================================

Yes! thank you. Names escape through the holes in my head. I'm terrible with names.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 09, 2016 11:55 AM (dFi94)

485 Katie Couric is the cruise director???

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2016 11:55 AM (pu60A)

486 457 Posted by: Wonderama at January 09, 2016 11:49 AM (5luh1)

--

Nobody I know remembers Wonderama. I thought I was the only one!
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 09, 2016 11:50 AM (pVkEV)

Sonny Fox and then Bob McAllister. Was it broadcast only in the NYC area?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:55 AM (zLP1L)

487 "I don't know, Davey....."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2016 11:55 AM (me6xG)

488 North Dakota State trying to win their fifth straight national championship.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2016 11:55 AM (8HTq1)

489 " "I taught I taw a puddy tat! I did! I did""

I thought I saw-r a pussy cat sneaking up on me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 11:55 AM (z91zs)

490 . In this case, had it been said correctly ("Boldy to go...") it would have been much more Kirkian.�Posted by: Stringer Davis

"To go boldly". I ponted this out in the police Britcom, Thin Blu Line.

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at January 09, 2016 11:56 AM (5luh1)

491 hope and spare change....................

Posted by: saf at January 09, 2016 11:56 AM (qKiBT)

492 Kitty, you should have that mole looked at ....

Posted by: qmark at January 09, 2016 11:56 AM (wkUEj)

493 468 Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 09, 2016 11:52 AM (dFi94)

I always wanted to go to the East European People's Republic or the island of San Cristobal.

Alas, Muzzies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:57 AM (zLP1L)

494 "...better, faster, stronger.."

"We have the technology."

Posted by: eman at January 09, 2016 11:57 AM (MQEz6)

495 "Hey, where's Perry?"

Posted by: California Girl at January 09, 2016 11:57 AM (l+qoZ)

496 North Dakota State trying to win their fifth straight national championship.

Hopefully, we'll be the grateful recipients of elbows today.

Especially since there were none during a whole week of bowl games. *grumble grumble*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:57 AM (LUgeY)

497 Well, my depression light just came. I guess I better figure out how to set it up before I do something stupid like lock myself in the bathroom and eat all the aspirin.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 09, 2016 11:57 AM (dFi94)

498 "Oscar, Oscar, Oscar."

Posted by: eman at January 09, 2016 11:58 AM (MQEz6)

499 "Grrr! The Doom Song!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2016 11:58 AM (pu60A)

500 "...better, faster, stronger.."

"We have the technology."

Posted by: eman

Oh, yeah, that guy who got a bionic penis, right?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:58 AM (VAsIq)

501

"Name - That - Teee-yoooon!"

"Wheel - Of - Fortune!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:58 AM (zLP1L)

502 One banana two banana three banana four

-
Give me your money or I'll burn down your store.

- #BLM

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 11:58 AM (Nwg0u)

503 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 11:57 AM (zLP1L)

Why would you want to go to the EPR? They always have the same three songs on the radio.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 09, 2016 11:58 AM (jXu+f)

504 "That's right, Old Chum."

Posted by: eman at January 09, 2016 11:58 AM (MQEz6)

505 "Wheel of Morality turn turn turn!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2016 11:59 AM (pu60A)

506 499
Well, my depression light just came. I guess I better figure out how to
set it up before I do something stupid like lock myself in the bathroom
and eat all the aspirin.

Yes, please. This wouldn't be the same without you. Go be undepressed by the light!

Posted by: California Girl at January 09, 2016 11:59 AM (l+qoZ)

507 You're Queen for a Day!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 11:59 AM (LUgeY)

508 "Wheel of Morality turn turn turn!"

Posted by: Anna Puma

Yes. YES. "Tell us the lesson that we should learn."

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:59 AM (VAsIq)

509 498 The end of college football is a sad thing.A lot of fun bowl games this bowl season.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2016 12:00 PM (8HTq1)

510 There is nothing wrong with your television set...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at January 09, 2016 12:00 PM (AYY6Y)

511 "You need to speak up Frank, I'm ignoring you."

Posted by: Col. Blake at January 09, 2016 12:00 PM (K/MPD)

512 Well, here I sit at Gate 68 in LAX, waiting for my flight to Managua. Getting the free Wi-Fi is a fustercluck, they have the free access cleverly hidden, and it's only good for 45 minutes. California in a nutshell, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:00 PM (X3HmM)

513 This is your life.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 12:00 PM (LUgeY)

514 505 Why would you want to go to the EPR? They always have the same three songs on the radio.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at January 09, 2016 11:58 AM (jXu+f

Well, for the prostitutes, but the same three songs would make me nuts whilst schtupping said EPR putanas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 12:00 PM (zLP1L)

515 Head towards the light!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 12:00 PM (VAsIq)

516 It's incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 12:00 PM (Nwg0u)

517 *reads card*

Uuuhh, never go out drinking with an Ewok. Good night folks!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2016 12:00 PM (pu60A)

518 Handle it, handle it, handle it!

From Carter Country. If you liked the presidency, you'll love the sit-com!

Posted by: Mike at January 09, 2016 12:00 PM (c056A)

519 Hey Rocky, wanna watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat?

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 09, 2016 12:00 PM (MIKMs)

520 Who brought a tribble on board this ship!?!?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:01 PM (kXoT0)

521 481�OT: A large number of "journalists" have petitioned Horseface to apply US pressure to get Iran to release a WaPo "reporter" stating, "Journalism is not a crime." Hell, even if it were WaPo, NYT etc cetera haven't committed it.Posted by: The Great White Snark�

These fuckers have so much blood on their hands, I confess that I really enjoy seeing them hoisted on their own petard.

If Kerry allows him to hang, that will be one good thing he's done in office.

Posted by: Asmodeus Merkel at January 09, 2016 12:01 PM (5luh1)

522 Pining for the Fjords ??!!!

Posted by: qmark at January 09, 2016 12:01 PM (wkUEj)

523 Yes, please. This wouldn't be the same without you. Go be undepressed by the light!

I would have thought so, too, but we've been getting on fine since Fenelon killed her.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2016 12:02 PM (1xUj/)

524 Oh, Aunt Bea.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:02 PM (kXoT0)

525
4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommend Dentyne.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 12:02 PM (zLP1L)

526 Well, here I sit at Gate 68 in LAX, waiting for my flight to Managua.

-
Eating barbecued iguana?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 12:02 PM (Nwg0u)

527 @483 As we all know, there are no actual rules for any god damned thing. Just go ahead and grunt however you feel, and perhaps some of your closest friends will eventually divine what it is you're gesturing...at. I'm not imposing rules, I'm just saying what would have sounded better. FWIW, "to not split an infinitive" does not convey meaning as well as "not to split an infinitive." But who cares?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2016 12:02 PM (xq1UY)

528 "Just the facts, Ma'am."

Posted by: eman at January 09, 2016 12:02 PM (MQEz6)

529 grammie, don't eat all the aspirin.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 12:03 PM (z91zs)

530 Oh, Morticia...

Oh, Gomez...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:03 PM (kXoT0)

531 528 Eating barbecued iguana?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 12:02 PM (Nwg0u)

That's Mexico.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 12:03 PM (zLP1L)

532 "Don't bring up the war. The Germans are touchy about that."

"Do you want a Koblinz salad?"

"I learned to speak English from a book."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2016 12:03 PM (pu60A)

533 "Open Channel D."

Posted by: eman at January 09, 2016 12:03 PM (MQEz6)

534 "Eating barbecued iguana?"

That's great work. It really is.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 12:04 PM (z91zs)

535
New thread:

Put down the most submitted lines from this thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 12:04 PM (zLP1L)

536 You get a wall of voodoo with the iguana

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2016 12:04 PM (pu60A)

537 "Okay, let's not start splittin' hares!"

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a tortured American at January 09, 2016 12:04 PM (+1T7c)

538 "You rang?"

Posted by: eman at January 09, 2016 12:04 PM (MQEz6)

539 Oh, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:04 PM (kXoT0)

540 When the two got together, it was Murder!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 09, 2016 12:04 PM (GDulk)

541 Do be a Do Bee. Don't be a Don't Bee.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 12:05 PM (LUgeY)

542 Grammie, you have to stick around to root for the Pack to smite the hated Deadskins

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2016 12:05 PM (kTF2Z)

543 543 They are remaking that show with a gay couple.I'm not joking.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2016 12:05 PM (8HTq1)

544 "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!"

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2016 12:06 PM (JBggj)

545 Have a safe trip, AOP!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 12:06 PM (NOIQH)

546 Well, I think so Brain but.....

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 09, 2016 12:06 PM (GDulk)

547 "He's dead, Jim!"

Posted by: chemjeff at January 09, 2016 12:06 PM (uZNvH)

548 If we're going to commercials, alas, there's an infinite number of jingles, decades' worth, lodged in my noggin, from back in the three-networks, endless-repeats days.

"Over, under, arou-ou-ound and through
Pall Mall delivers the fla-a-vor to you"

Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at January 09, 2016 12:06 PM (tHAoL)

549 grammie, you putting down the pills, right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 12:06 PM (z91zs)

550 "I'm Starsky, he's Hutch."

Posted by: eman at January 09, 2016 12:06 PM (MQEz6)

551 I'll paint any car for $19.95

Posted by: Earl Scheib at January 09, 2016 12:07 PM (1ijHg)

552 Eating barbecued iguana?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 12:02 PM (Nwg0u)

Had huevos rancheros at one of the ridiculously overpriced airport diners. They were good, but for twelve bucks, they damn well ought to be. And I'm sitting at a table right next to the till, and some chef or manager starts chewing out a little waitress right next to where I was sitting. Classy, dude, classy. Whether she earned the dressing down or not, it's decidedly un-classy to do it in front of paying customers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:07 PM (X3HmM)

553 Hey ~~Rocky~~ Congress, wanna watch me pull a ~~rabbit~~ policy out of my ~~hat~~ ass?

- Obozo

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 12:07 PM (Nwg0u)

554 "Heeeeelp! Mr. Wizaaaard!"

"Watch out for that...Aaahaayaaahaa!...Tree!"

"Try it. You'll like it..

"If only he'd used his genius for good, instead of evil."

"Not the Craw. The Craw!"

"It takes a licking and keeps on ticking."

"What is it, Lassie? Is it trouble?"

"He never asks for a second cup of coffee at home."

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at January 09, 2016 12:07 PM (hSkCr)

555 Off with her head, bring me her head.

I'm melting.

Don't make me release my flying monkeys!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:07 PM (kXoT0)

556 "Dingbat."

Posted by: m at January 09, 2016 12:07 PM (d4uu4)

557 Winston tastes good like *snap*snap* cigarette should.

Mr. Clean, Mr Clean, Mr. Clean

Drive the USA in your Chevrolet.

Ho, ho, ho, Green Giant.

Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2016 12:08 PM (JSovD)

558 547 "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!"
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2016 12:06 PM (JBggj)

Among TV's very few finest hours.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 12:08 PM (zLP1L)

559 North Dakota State cheerleaders:
http://tinyurl.com/jjb27nk

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2016 12:08 PM (xq1UY)

560 The seeeement pond!

Posted by: Jethro Bodene at January 09, 2016 12:09 PM (AryUq)

561 Is it wet or is it dry?

Posted by: Huma at January 09, 2016 12:09 PM (5luh1)

562 Lucky Strike, the cigarette most Doctors smoke

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 09, 2016 12:09 PM (1ijHg)

563 "Boss! Da plane!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2016 12:09 PM (pu60A)

564 I'm just saying what would have sounded better.

Posted by: Stringer Davis

And I disagree. "Boldly" was placed where it was to emphasize the word "go," which packs more of a punch. "Boldly to go" sounds like someone has a stick up his ass.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 12:09 PM (VAsIq)

565 I urinated on the ceiling. Because...

Posted by: William Shitner at January 09, 2016 12:10 PM (5luh1)

566 Have a safe trip, AOP!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 12:06 PM (NOIQH)

Thanks, Lizzy. The short leg from PHX to LAX went OK. 5-hour haul coming up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:10 PM (X3HmM)

567 They are remaking that show with a gay couple.I'm not joking.

-
Except they're gonna call it Ass To Ass.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 12:10 PM (Nwg0u)

568 "Whether she earned the dressing down or not, it's decidedly un-classy to do it in front of paying customers."

In retail you don't have disagreements in front of customers. It goes behind doors. Cook was an ass.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 12:10 PM (z91zs)

569 AoP. Look on the bright side. Not taking TACA to Tegucigalpa

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2016 12:11 PM (pu60A)

570 LS/MFT

and

Snap, Crackle, Pop, Rice Crispies

and

They'rrrrre Grrrreeat! (Tony)

Posted by: mindful webworker - earworms to go at January 09, 2016 12:11 PM (tHAoL)

571 When you care enough to send the very best.

Posted by: SAS at January 09, 2016 12:11 PM (XhzTz)

572 Bond, James Bond.

Posted by: SAS at January 09, 2016 12:11 PM (XhzTz)

573 AOP be safe on your trip

Posted by: chemjeff at January 09, 2016 12:11 PM (uZNvH)

574 Are you grown up enough for Granny Goose?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 09, 2016 12:12 PM (1ijHg)

575 grammie, you putting down the pills, right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 12:06 PM (z91zs)
============================================

Oh, ya. I wouldn't do anything stupid like that. I probably shouldn't have joked about it either. Depression has been my little unwanted companion for years now and I've learned how to manage it. One way was going to be with this stupid Canadian light THAT THEY SENT NO INSTRUCTIONS WITH. Dang Canucks.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 09, 2016 12:12 PM (dFi94)

576 Bet you can't eat just one Lays potato chip.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 09, 2016 12:13 PM (1ijHg)

577 Bless you, Stringer Davis.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 12:13 PM (LUgeY)

578 "Wilburrrrr!"

Bonus points: which car company sponsored Mr. Ed? And I know Stringer Davis knows this.

Fun fact: Alan Young, who played Wilbur, was born in my hometown.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:13 PM (X3HmM)

579 99!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2016 12:13 PM (u82oZ)

580 Y'all realize by now how brainwashed we all are.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 09, 2016 12:14 PM (1ijHg)

581 I am Number 2. You are Number 6.

Who is Number 1?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2016 12:14 PM (u82oZ)

582 Wonderama was the Channel 5 Sat/Sunday am kiddie show. Mad libs!

Posted by: Rudy at January 09, 2016 12:14 PM (brIR5)

583 Fun fact: Alan Young, who played Wilbur, was born in my hometown.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

My uncle was Mr. Ed!

Posted by: John Kerry at January 09, 2016 12:14 PM (VAsIq)

584 Ahhh God, Peg, my eyes!!!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 09, 2016 12:14 PM (LUlyE)

585 Upside down Flint Rubble Bubble cake? Hoo boy

Posted by: azkag at January 09, 2016 12:15 PM (zoPMC)

586 "Shazaam!"

Gomer Pyle USMC (before he was a fag)

"A Meathead....dead from the neck up."

Archie, when he wasn't watching Bob Crane's home movies

"Honkey!"

George Jefferson The Jeffersons

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2016 12:15 PM (ej1L0)

587 We do not do ____ in KAOS.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2016 12:15 PM (u82oZ)

588
Surprise, surprise!

Shazzam!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at January 09, 2016 12:15 PM (Rcnue)

589 Y'all realize by now how brainwashed we all are.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo

Apparently not enough! I only recognize half of these quotes.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 12:15 PM (VAsIq)

590 AOP be safe on your trip

Posted by: chemjeff at January 09, 2016 12:11 PM (uZNvH)

Thanks, chemjeff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:15 PM (X3HmM)

591 " One way was going to be with this stupid Canadian light THAT THEY SENT NO INSTRUCTIONS WITH. Dang Canucks."

Well, they're known for that. Send shit with Frog lingo.

Besides, you are a blog star. What would we do without you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 12:16 PM (z91zs)

592 588 John Kerry

Thread winner.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2016 12:16 PM (u82oZ)

593 @568 Well of course you do, bless your heart. Bet you pulled out your CPO jacket shirt tails on Senior Skip Day, too. Everybody loves a rebel.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2016 12:16 PM (xq1UY)

594 "God loves you" - Every Touched by an Angel episode.

That show was on for a decade - can you imagine it being on tv today?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 11:49 AM (NOIQH)
==========================================

Isn't
she the one that did the Bible TV series with her husband, Mark
something? I can't think of his name. I think he does Survivor.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 09, 2016 11:51 AM (dFi94)

Not only will you not see tv shows about God, now Fox (or FX) is coming out with a hip new show featuring the devil, and his sojourn to Earth for a little vacation.

The devil of course, is not a hideous beast with hooves and horns, he's a handsome British guy with shiny white teeth. All the ladies swoon over him, and the promo with the little girl is about the most vile, creepy thing I've ever seen on television.

Yay, new world order.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2016 12:17 PM (TOk1P)

595 Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 09, 2016 12:17 PM (MIKMs)

596 WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP....

Whirleybirds

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 09, 2016 12:17 PM (Bt5bV)

597 There is no actual rule in English to not split infinitives. It's cheerfully been done forever.

-
So it was an executive order?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 12:17 PM (Nwg0u)

598

See. . .
The. . .

USA, in your Chevrolet

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2016 12:18 PM (zLP1L)

599 "Max! Is she...?"

"Yes, 99. There's no Tamara."

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at January 09, 2016 12:18 PM (hSkCr)

600 In 2009, President Obama announced a goal to get a million electric cars on the road by 2018. But despite spending hundreds of millions on subsidies and rebates, not to mention destroying old cars, under half that are on the road right now.

http://tinyurl.com/grqvx3u

They did manage to make Elon Musk really rich, though.

Posted by: Jim Bridger at January 09, 2016 12:18 PM (39g3+)

601 At the Junction. Petticoat Junction.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2016 12:18 PM (u82oZ)

602 Y'all realize by now how brainwashed we all are.

Yep. Yesterday's advertising slogans are today's nostalgia.

Tippecanoe and Tyler too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 12:18 PM (LUgeY)

603
Islamophobic is like saying communismophobic or naziphobic.

Posted by: But so what at January 09, 2016 12:19 PM (7wyDO)

604 Baseball
Hot dogs
Apple pie
And Chervrolet

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2016 12:19 PM (kTF2Z)

605 [Maxwell House percolator theme music]

https://youtu.be/C_HN_3ulO9M

Posted by: mindful webworker - earworms to go at January 09, 2016 12:19 PM (tHAoL)

606 OWhat would we do without you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2016 12:16 PM (z91zs)
============================================

How sweet are you? Awwww. And you're right - I called the 800 number listed on their non-directions and got some French guy telling me to leave my name and number and they would call me back. Call me back my See Voo Play.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 09, 2016 12:19 PM (dFi94)

607 Since we're over 600 comments on this thread, I went ahead and posted the Gardening Thread for those so inclined.

IOW, NOOD.

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at January 09, 2016 12:19 PM (t5zYU)

608 "God loves you" - Every Touched by an Angel episode.

"God may hate you" - The Bible

Posted by: Jim Bridger at January 09, 2016 12:19 PM (39g3+)

609 Big snowflakes falling out of the sky right now look like the doilies grandma had all over the house.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2016 12:19 PM (TOk1P)

610 Here he comes to save the day, Mighty Mouse is on the way.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 09, 2016 12:20 PM (MIKMs)

611 One tequila, two tequilas, three tequilas, floor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2016 12:20 PM (u82oZ)

612 he's a handsome British guy with shiny white teeth.

-
There's no such thing.,

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 12:20 PM (Nwg0u)

613 #599 CBS has a new show, Angel From Hell, where the guardian angel is a wisecracking "drunk". It stars Jane Lynch as the angel.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 09, 2016 12:20 PM (kXoT0)

614 599 He's just misunderstood is all.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2016 12:21 PM (8HTq1)

615 "Thank you, Thing."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2016 12:21 PM (me6xG)

616 "Saaaaaa-lute!"

Posted by: Shinypie at January 09, 2016 12:21 PM (3nZXa)

617 I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!

Posted by: SAS at January 09, 2016 12:21 PM (XhzTz)

618 >>...and the promo with the little girl is about the most vile, creepy thing I've ever seen on television.

Then I suggest you never watch American Horror Story or Scream Queens.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 12:21 PM (NOIQH)

619 Yep. Yesterday's advertising slogans are today's nostalgia.

Change the channel to the minisongs station!

"...even kids with chicken pox love hot dogs..."

Posted by: Lenina Huxley at January 09, 2016 12:21 PM (39g3+)

620 "You rang....?"

Posted by: John Kerry at January 09, 2016 12:22 PM (me6xG)

621 The old commercials were stupid but they didn't aggravate you like the new crap does.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2016 12:22 PM (8HTq1)

622 >>...and the promo with the little girl is about the most vile, creepy thing I've ever seen on television.

Then I suggest you never watch American Horror Story or Scream Queens.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 12:21 PM (NOIQH)

<Gulp> No, I love both of those shows.

I should be ashamed of myself. But I'm not.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2016 12:22 PM (TOk1P)

623 Old commercials at least promoted the product instead of just having a series of exciting or emotionally manipulative scenes and music, then a logo.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 09, 2016 12:23 PM (39g3+)

624 "I am the great Cornholio! I need tee-pee for my bunghole! Are you threatening me?"

Posted by: Shinypie at January 09, 2016 12:23 PM (3nZXa)

625 "There are 8 million stories in the Naked City."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:24 PM (X3HmM)

626 he's a handsome British guy with shiny white teeth.

-

There's no such thing.,

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 12:20 PM (Nwg0u)

<Channels Dana Carvey's Church Lady>

Could it be.... SATAN???

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2016 12:24 PM (TOk1P)

627 @483 Alan still has fans among the faithful, and he's, what, 97 now?
For decades he didn't miss a Drivers Club International. What a guy.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2016 12:24 PM (xq1UY)

628 >>I should be ashamed of myself. But I'm not.

LOL. Never mind

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 12:25 PM (NOIQH)

629 And there were no ads about "love is love".

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2016 12:25 PM (8HTq1)

630 "Look Helen, it's a big sandwich!"

Posted by: Stonewall at January 09, 2016 12:26 PM (TuxUF)

631 I'm glad we got Mighty Mouse in there.

"Heeeere I come, to save the daaaay!" Didn't really care for the toons that much (poor cats!) but liked the mouse.

"I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener..."

Very important Language Nazi note: Wish I was, not Wish I were.

Posted by: mindful webworker - weinie whistler at January 09, 2016 12:26 PM (tHAoL)

632 Old ads used to lie about their product, but then so do modern ones. Axe body spray promises you if you spray this crud on your scrawny pimpled teenage body, girls will leap on you and try to tear your clothes off.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 09, 2016 12:27 PM (39g3+)

633
>>I should be ashamed of myself. But I'm not.

LOL. Never mind

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2016 12:25 PM (NOIQH)

Heh, no question those two shows are about as trashy as it gets, but to me it's cartoon violence and eeeeevil.

This new devil show just rubs me the wrong way. Maybe it's not as bad as the promos make it look. One scene shows a bride at her wedding, and this devil dude gets up there when they get to the "speak now or forever hold your peace" part, and the devil asks her if she really loves the guy.

Her response, "God, no!"

Ha. How funny and clever and original.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2016 12:29 PM (TOk1P)

634 Good morning Conky! What's today's secret word?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 09, 2016 12:29 PM (3VgkP)

635 I saw Lucifer and it is entertaining. I did not expect it to be. He's charming, the cars are hawt, and the music is very good. Lucifer had a falling out with satan and has run away or something.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 09, 2016 12:29 PM (iQIUe)

636 Say goodnight, Dick.
Goodnight, dick.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 09, 2016 12:29 PM (O4NI/)

637 Old ads used to lie about their product, but then so
do modern ones. Axe body spray promises you if you spray this crud on
your scrawny pimpled teenage body, girls will leap on you and try to
tear your clothes off.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 09, 2016 12:27 PM (39g3+)

What about the margarine that put a crown on your head?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:30 PM (X3HmM)

638 Best devil show ever was Brimstone, where the guy had a contract to kill x demons that escaped by shooting them in the eyes. Had John Glover as Satan, and he's always great.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 09, 2016 12:30 PM (39g3+)

639 I loved Airwolf growing up but don't remember *any* lines.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 09, 2016 12:30 PM (GDulk)

640
Kiss my grits

Posted by: flawless male logic at January 09, 2016 12:31 PM (lKyWE)

641 Old ads used to lie about their product, but then so
do modern ones. Axe body spray promises you if you spray this crud on
your scrawny pimpled teenage body, girls will leap on you and try to
tear your clothes off.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 09, 2016 12:27 PM (39g3+)

I suspect that's not always a lie. Cheap body spray = cheap girls.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2016 12:31 PM (TOk1P)

642 I saw Lucifer and it is entertaining. I did not
expect it to be. He's charming, the cars are hawt, and the music is very
good. Lucifer had a falling out with satan and has run away or
something.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 09, 2016 12:29 PM (iQIUe)

You forgot he also wears Axe body spray.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2016 12:33 PM (TOk1P)

643 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 09, 2016 12:27 PM (39g3+)

Axe smells vile. I won't let Son use it because I don't want to be nauseated whenever I walk past him.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 09, 2016 12:33 PM (GDulk)

644 I suspect that's not always a lie. Cheap body spray = cheap girls.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2016 12:31 PM (TOk1P)

You have to salve over the pimples with really expensive body filler to score the classy wimmenz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:33 PM (X3HmM)

645 O/T

Speaking of coffee ads, this is the weirdest ad evah!

http://tinyurl.com/q8l43kf

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2016 12:34 PM (jJRIy)

646 And I should bid you all good day. My free innernets are about to run out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:34 PM (X3HmM)

647 Romper, bomper, stomper, boo
Tell me, tell me, tell me true
Did all my friends have fun today
At their work or at their play?

Posted by: Mickey (phoning it in) at January 09, 2016 12:35 PM (O4NI/)

648 614�"God loves you" - Every Touched by an Angel episode.

"God may hate you" - The Bible

Posted by:�Jim Bridger�at January 09, 2016 12:19 PM (39g3+)

Nah, bro. Bible is pretty clear on that score.

Speaking of which, if you listen to my sermon archives, there's a tagline that pops up quite frequently.

Posted by: Fred Phelps at January 09, 2016 12:36 PM (5luh1)

649 I suspect that's not always a lie. Cheap body spray = cheap girls.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2016 12:31 PM (TOk1P)

You have to salve over the pimples with really expensive body filler to score the classy wimmenz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:33 PM (X3HmM)

Axe Body Spackle?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2016 12:36 PM (TOk1P)

650 Mystery guest, enter and sign in please!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 09, 2016 12:37 PM (P8951)

651 I'd walk a mile for a Camel

Show us your Lark pack

I'd rather fight than switch

4 out of 5 doctors recommend Salem

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 09, 2016 12:37 PM (O4NI/)

652 Speaking of which, if you listen to my sermon archives, there's a tagline that pops up quite frequently.

Posted by: Fred Phelps at January 09, 2016 12:36 PM (5luh1)

Well, Fred, I guess you know now who loves you long time, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2016 12:38 PM (X3HmM)

653 ...back in St. Olaf...

Posted by: tmcart8791 at January 09, 2016 12:38 PM (uRGU9)

654 It's too late for Boehner, of course.

http://tinyurl.com/jqmyus7

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2016 12:40 PM (Nwg0u)

655 @658

"Call for Phillip Morris"

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2016 12:40 PM (jJRIy)

656 Oats peas beans and barley grows,

Oats peas beans and barley grows,

Not you nor I but only Monsanto

Knows how oats peas beans and barley grows.

Posted by: Paula and Carole at January 09, 2016 12:42 PM (5luh1)

657 M.I.C...K.E.Y. MOUSE

Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2016 12:43 PM (JSovD)

658 "Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

Posted by: RKae at January 09, 2016 12:44 PM (Wt4BP)

659 Heh! We gots teh Sataic comment!

Posted by: Paula and Carole at January 09, 2016 12:45 PM (5luh1)

660 Oops Satanic.

Posted by: Paula and Carole at January 09, 2016 12:46 PM (5luh1)

661 Shit, by the paucity of comments, I'm guessing there's a nood.

Posted by: Paula and Carole at January 09, 2016 12:48 PM (5luh1)

662 "Oh, Donald!"

(A catch phrase you might only recognize if you can hear Marlo Thomas's voice in your head.)

Posted by: RKae at January 09, 2016 12:48 PM (Wt4BP)

663
"Hi Ho Silver Away!"

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 09, 2016 12:49 PM (OiFtZ)

664 Who can forget the one that became a drinking game?

"Hi, Bob!"

Posted by: RKae at January 09, 2016 12:49 PM (Wt4BP)

665
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli!"

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 09, 2016 12:51 PM (OiFtZ)

666 Aristophanes! Ridiculous!

Posted by: E W at January 09, 2016 12:52 PM (IxnuM)

667
"I know it was you Fredo!"

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 09, 2016 12:52 PM (OiFtZ)

668 A silly millimeter longer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 12:53 PM (LUgeY)

669 You've come a long way, baby.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2016 12:53 PM (LUgeY)

670
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 09, 2016 12:54 PM (OiFtZ)

671
"Time to make the donuts!"

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 09, 2016 12:55 PM (OiFtZ)

672 Work!? Maynard G. Creebs

Posted by: donna at January 09, 2016 12:55 PM (/dSsq)

673 585 Y'all realize by now how brainwashed we all are.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 09, 2016 12:14 PM (1ijHg)
===============
What - you believed all these?
Our work here is finished.

Posted by: Lone Ranger of the Ad Council at January 09, 2016 12:57 PM (O4NI/)

674 Stardate ______ .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 09, 2016 01:00 PM (X+eRS)

675 'Uh oh, Chongo!'

'Sit down, dog breath!

'Afternoon everybody'. , "Norm,"

'C'mon Little Joe, she's not for you. Stuff your eyes back in your head, they're about to pop out.'

Posted by: Jeff Chang at January 09, 2016 01:00 PM (0t6XV)

676 Les , she's a member of The World's Oldest Profession !
Les : " Farming ? "

Posted by: Drpullit at January 09, 2016 01:06 PM (LIbSP)

677 Uh oh Chongo!

Posted by: Lou at January 09, 2016 01:06 PM (itP1/)

678 Do me like one of your French girls Jack.

Posted by: Bimbo at the its-a-wrap party. at January 09, 2016 01:07 PM (X+eRS)

679 OOOOOH. OOOOOH!

Gunther Toody, Car 54

Posted by: Dempsy at January 09, 2016 01:07 PM (2TJyW)

680 Aristophanes! Ridiculous!Posted by: E W

no, that was graphite

Posted by: Cheech and Chong at January 09, 2016 01:08 PM (5luh1)

681 670 Shit, by the paucity of comments, I'm guessing there's a nood.
Posted by: Paula and Carole at January 09, 2016 12:48 PM (5luh1)

Only for those who care about gardening.

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2016 01:10 PM (sdi6R)

682 We are going to be rescued!

Posted by: Mary Ann at January 09, 2016 01:12 PM (X+eRS)

683 This...is the ABC Sunday Night Movie.

Posted by: HH at January 09, 2016 01:16 PM (DrCtv)

684 I saw it in the window and just couldn't resist it.

Posted by: jow at January 09, 2016 01:19 PM (7d8Ef)

685 "it lifts and separates"

Posted by: DFrosty1 at January 09, 2016 01:19 PM (IxxbM)

686 I can't hear you! I have a banana in my ear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ1a0ymGCKA

Posted by: jow at January 09, 2016 01:21 PM (7d8Ef)

687 BY YOUR COMMAND

Posted by: jow at January 09, 2016 01:21 PM (7d8Ef)

688 "Can!"
"Can't!"
"Can!"
"Can't!"

"I've got to have a long talk with that boy."

Posted by: Weak Geek at January 09, 2016 01:22 PM (JQcpU)

689 "Michael, why are the drapes open?"

Posted by: Gawdfather at January 09, 2016 01:22 PM (Y8P5w)

690 "It's nice to say hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, and how are you?"

"We can rebuild him. We have the technology."

"Marshall, Will, and Holly on a routine expedition. met the greatest earthquake ever known."

"Shazam!"

"Oh mighty Isis."

Posted by: hadsil at January 09, 2016 01:23 PM (wvJiM)

691 Welcome to Night Flight.

Posted by: HH at January 09, 2016 01:23 PM (DrCtv)

692 "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor."

Posted by: I Love Jay Vee at January 09, 2016 01:23 PM (Y8P5w)

693 "Now kids, if you see Mommy--or someone Daddy would like better--give the Bundy Yell."

"You mean, 'Oh God, I wish I were dead!'?

"That's the one...."

Posted by: Jenk at January 09, 2016 01:30 PM (OtryE)

694 "Open channel D"

Posted by: zod at January 09, 2016 01:31 PM (AM3pC)

695 Trying to tap the inebriated haze that is the horde: I clearly recall President Obama once responding that he would rather institute fairness or some such wording on wealth even if it meant the poor were also worse off.

But I can't find it now. Anyone remember what I'm hallucinating about?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 09, 2016 01:32 PM (2lndx)

696 "That'll be the day".

"I won't be wronged, I won't be laid a hand on, and I won't be insulted".

I wouldn't make it a habit of calling me that son".

"Well there are just some things a man can't run away from".

"Sorry don't get it done Dude".

Posted by: John Wayne's shade at January 09, 2016 01:37 PM (JO+Jb)

697 And hey! Let's all be careful out there.

Let's do it to them before they do it to us.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2016 01:37 PM (kTF2Z)

698 "My partner is Bill Gannon. My name's Friday"

Posted by: HH at January 09, 2016 01:39 PM (DrCtv)

699 "Got any cheese?"

"How rude!"

"Skipper!!"

"Grape ape grape ape"

"One banana two banana three banana four!"

Posted by: F that F-in F-er at January 09, 2016 01:40 PM (4Z0vT)

700 Get in the barrel, Hop Sing.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2016 01:44 PM (DLIIY)

701 It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
-- Norm Peterson

It's a little known fact...
-- Cliff Clavin

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2016 01:45 PM (DLIIY)

702 http://bit.ly/1kVDB52

"GIBSON: And in each instance, when the rate dropped, revenues from the tax increased; the government took in more money. And in the 1980s, when the tax was increased to 28 percent, the revenues went down.

So why raise it at all, especially given the fact that 100 million people in this country own stock and would be affected?

OBAMA: Well, Charlie, what I've said is that I would look at raising the capital gains tax for purposes of fairness."

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 09, 2016 01:46 PM (rwI+c)

703 There is no actual rule in English to not split infinitives. It's cheerfully been done forever.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 09, 2016 11:55 AM (VAsIq)

Exactly. It was only in the mid-nineteenth century that a few English grammarians, for reasons known only to themselves, decided to try and make it a rule. And as Winston Churchill once famously said "that is something up with which I will not put!"

Posted by: Sallah at January 09, 2016 01:50 PM (0l8E+)

704 "You're traveling to another dimension, a dimension not of sight or sound, but a dimension of the mind..."

Posted by: Giacomo at January 09, 2016 01:53 PM (0GhXB)

705 "for purposes of fairness", thanks Grump928(C). That was it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 09, 2016 01:56 PM (2lndx)

706 More than a filling! More than a filling!

Posted by: Boston Dentist at January 09, 2016 02:00 PM (5luh1)

707 "Well, it could'a been worse. They could'a made me dress up like a lib'rul."
-- John Wayne, in a pink bunny suit, on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In.

"If only he had used his leg for good, instead of evil!"
-- Maxwell Smart, on the death of a pirate KAOS agent with a gadget-filled peg leg.

Posted by: Whiggish Boffin at January 09, 2016 02:00 PM (IHXOU)

708 You're soaking in it.
Mama mia that's a spicy meatball!
Versatunatility.
It's got that certain Wessonality.
Two (clap) two (clap) two mints in one!
"This has been a Filmways presentation, dahling."
A silly millimeter longer.
Specti Red, Specti Yellow, Specti Green.
"Steady...Robin...old...chum..."

Posted by: Corona at January 09, 2016 02:02 PM (ragzU)

709 @714 Stringdick is an obnoxious cretin. I wish that ape would just eff off.

Posted by: Paula and Carole at January 09, 2016 02:06 PM (5luh1)

710 "Chief, I demand The Cone of Silence!"

"Oh, Max! You KNOW that never works...!"

Posted by: Jenk at January 09, 2016 02:08 PM (OtryE)

711 Don adams also did inspector Gidget.

I'm always on duty

I'll get you next time Gidgit, next time!

And his niece who could use her computer book to control horse drawn wagons.

Posted by: Doctor Claw at January 09, 2016 02:14 PM (5luh1)

712
PB has now hit $900 Million or a lump sum of
$558,000,000 or $337,032,000 after federal taxes.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 09, 2016 02:19 PM (iQIUe)

713 He also did Tennessee Tuxedo....

Posted by: Jenk at January 09, 2016 02:19 PM (OtryE)

714 How sweet it is!
Verrrrry interesting...

Posted by: Anonymous-9 at January 09, 2016 02:19 PM (vmHHv)

715 Max and Chief in Cone Of Silence With Card Catalogue -

Max (choosing cards) "Can...I...go...with...66."
Chief (choosing cards) "....Who...is...66."
Max looks at card, flips it upside down "...99."
Chief (choosing cards, a bit more frustrated) "...No."
Max (choosing cards) "...Why."
Chief (hopelessly fumbling through catalogue, completely frustrated) "...Because..............................Okay."

Posted by: Corona at January 09, 2016 02:20 PM (ragzU)

716 Thank you Shoeshine Boy. You're humble and lovable.

Posted by: jd at January 09, 2016 02:24 PM (VnJQY)

717 "Lucy, you got some splaining to do!"

Desi was charming.

Posted by: gold at January 09, 2016 02:25 PM (PGh+Q)

718 Shazz-bot
Nanoo-nanoo

Posted by: MikeD at January 09, 2016 02:28 PM (uKJIC)

719 "Oh the pain, the pain."

I was thinking Dr Smith of Lost in Space.

Is there another reference.

Posted by: gold at January 09, 2016 02:28 PM (PGh+Q)

720 And if you say the magic word, the duck will come down and give you a hundred dollars.

Posted by: CeeBeeBee at January 09, 2016 02:34 PM (y3SRV)

721 ......starring Efrem Zimblast Jr.

Posted by: pendejo at January 09, 2016 02:36 PM (A3PB7)

722 Hi Bob

Posted by: pendejo at January 09, 2016 02:37 PM (A3PB7)

723 D'OH!

Posted by: YIKES! at January 09, 2016 03:05 PM (yfObW)

724
"2150 to headquarters"

Posted by: YIKES! at January 09, 2016 03:08 PM (yfObW)

725 "This is The big one, I'm coming Elizabeth!"
"Hey, dummy"
"Ward,don't be so hard on the Beaver"
"Barney, if that don't beat all"
"I canna do it cap'n in ..."
"Engage"
"Norm!"
"Ruben, I have an idea"

Posted by: June Shelton at January 09, 2016 03:31 PM (u2IZC)

726 Citizen. "Communist." Counterspy. I led three lives!

Posted by: Spellcheck at January 09, 2016 03:33 PM (j+aWk)

727 "Spoilers!" and "Hello Sweetie" from Professor River Song.

Posted by: Spellcheck at January 09, 2016 03:35 PM (j+aWk)

728 "Damn it!"

Jack Bauer

Posted by: yobobbyb at January 09, 2016 03:51 PM (BKGXB)

729 ehh... what's up doc?

Posted by: daninmankato at January 09, 2016 03:59 PM (nDqep)

730 Yoinks and away!

(possibly the funniest bit in cartoon history imho)

Posted by: daninmankato at January 09, 2016 04:04 PM (nDqep)

731 "This is teh Ace of Spades Podcast and scratchy garble snnnx statick cartoon voice sucky terrible xxxxanct sound coming to you xniuynder tin cans svgggt strings!"

"Than kwyddxx, Hojn."

Posted by: J Moses Browning at January 09, 2016 04:06 PM (vjukP)

732 "Football, you bet"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 09, 2016 04:07 PM (GdFQh)

733 Don't know if anybody else said this but, 'Hello dere, Amos!'

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2016 04:12 PM (b+df9)

734 Skipper!

Little buddy!

Skipper!

Little buddy!

Posted by: Jeff at January 09, 2016 05:00 PM (e3KKU)

735 "12th Precinct -- (detective's name)"

Posted by: Weak Geek at January 09, 2016 05:34 PM (mmBwU)

736 I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albakoikee!

Posted by: Julio at January 09, 2016 05:45 PM (osx1V)

737 No brag... just fact...

Posted by: jack burton at January 09, 2016 06:17 PM (20XS1)

738 Be careful out there...

Posted by: jack burton at January 09, 2016 06:24 PM (20XS1)

739 It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

Posted by: jack burton at January 09, 2016 06:25 PM (20XS1)

740 Will the mystery guest sign in please

Posted by: jack burton at January 09, 2016 06:27 PM (20XS1)

741 "Control deck to power deck." "Power deck, eye!"

For you younger folks, this was Tom Corbett, space cadet.

Posted by: Alex Bensky at January 09, 2016 06:45 PM (jREc9)

742 Correction to #741, that should have been "Power deck, aye!"

Posted by: Alex Bensky at January 09, 2016 06:46 PM (jREc9)

743 Hello, My name is Ed!

Posted by: Dave A at January 09, 2016 06:51 PM (GV37l)

744 I hate you mieces to pieces

Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 09, 2016 07:32 PM (aUQgu)

745 "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

Posted by: Mikey at January 09, 2016 08:18 PM (+c8Y4)

746 "...yada, yada, yada..."

Posted by: Squeaky Wheel at January 09, 2016 08:30 PM (X9e93)

747 Here that Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

Posted by: Restless at January 09, 2016 08:34 PM (QuZua)

748 Hello, this is Carlton your doorman.

Posted by: Restless at January 09, 2016 08:37 PM (HG3GY)

749 We can rebuild him. We can make him better than he was. Better. Faster. Stronger.

Posted by: hudaybiyah - trust me at January 09, 2016 08:54 PM (HgTBl)

750 On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence; that request came from his wife.

Posted by: hudaybiyah - trust me at January 09, 2016 08:58 PM (HgTBl)

751 "Duffy's Tavern where the elite meet to eat, Archie the manager speaking Duffy ain't here"

Posted by: Rihar at January 09, 2016 09:07 PM (+ao6J)

752 "That's just the sweetest thing I've ever heard"

-Cpl. Agarn

Posted by: Rihar at January 09, 2016 09:14 PM (+ao6J)

753 "Whose side are you on?

That would be telling.

Who are you?

The new Number Two.

Who is Number One?

You are Number Six.

We want information ... information ... information.

You won't get it.

By hook or by crook, we will."

And from the best season of Mission Impossible:

"Good luck, Dan."

Posted by: MichiCanuck at January 09, 2016 10:25 PM (hvijX)

754 Bad day, bad day,bad day. (as the building collapses)

Posted by: Eric the OC Tanker at January 09, 2016 10:42 PM (P8UvY)

755 What's up, doc?

Posted by: Eric the OC Tanker at January 09, 2016 10:43 PM (P8UvY)

756 I'm a pepper. He's a pepper. She's a pepper. We're a pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too? Be a pepper. Drink Dr. Pepper.

You got the look I want to know better. You got the look that's altogether. Working. Playing. Day or night. Jordache has the look that's right. The Jordache look. The Jordache look.

She'll tell two friends. Then they'll tell two friends and so on, and so on, and so on.

Ring around the collar!

Don't squeeze the Charmin.

Hey, what are we doing out of the bottle? Some kid might come along and eat us. No, no, no, no!
This is serious. Serious.
We can make you delirious. Delirious.
You should have healthy fear of us. Fear of us.
Too much of us is dangerous.
Doctors tell the pharmacy. Pharmacy.
The types of pills that you will need. You will need.
Then you'll see the help that we can be. We can be.
But too much of us is dangerous.
We're not candy. Don't eat us.
Even though we look so fine and dandy.
When you're sick we come in handy.
But, we're not candy. Oh no.

Posted by: hadsil at January 09, 2016 11:08 PM (wvJiM)

757 21-50 by.

Posted by: Koblog at January 10, 2016 01:23 AM (+jJ8j)

758 "Checkmate King 2, this is White Rook, over."

Posted by: Paul K at January 10, 2016 08:22 AM (C3E3b)

759 Who was that masked man?

Posted by: formwiz at January 10, 2016 11:00 AM (3rwvI)

760 Thunderbird 1 FAB.

Posted by: Mark at January 10, 2016 11:30 AM (mbgmb)

761 'My Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! That creature has stolen the space modulator!'

Posted by: Oz at January 10, 2016 12:02 PM (mGbzg)

762 At the very end:

"Oh, Cisco!"

"Ohhh, Pancho!"

{Laughter}

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at January 11, 2016 01:25 AM (Vuajh)

763 To Drider, #188: I remember it as "Aye yay, yay,yay. I am the Frito Bandito. I live Frito corn chips, I love them I do. If you don't give me them, I'll take them from you!!"

Also, dreezle drazzle droozle drome. Time for dis von to come home.

Fun thread.

Posted by: Persnickety at January 11, 2016 12:07 PM (j/YTu)

764 This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. A real killer.

Posted by: jlcurran at January 11, 2016 02:04 PM (7+tbn)

765 Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We're gonna do it!

Posted by: jlcurran at January 11, 2016 02:08 PM (7+tbn)

766 Moe, Larry, the Cheese!

Posted by: jlcurran at January 11, 2016 02:11 PM (7+tbn)

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