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We just need the market to dive again to complete the Hump Day Horror.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 06, 2016 09:02 AM (RD7QR) 2
Echoechoecho
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 06, 2016 09:03 AM (RD7QR) 3
Now that the world is totally shit again, conservatives are going to have to clean up the mess the effin progs made. Is there anything they dont eff up, either domestically or internationally?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 09:03 AM (iQIUe) 4
Now in for Pedro Barbone, Manny Motamotamota
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 06, 2016 09:03 AM (RD7QR) 5
My ear itches.
Posted by: Weasel at January 06, 2016 09:05 AM (6xtq3) 6
American Freedom and Individual Liberty make Communist Dictator cry.
Posted by: Headline in The Snivelburg Gazette at January 06, 2016 09:05 AM (AxTzt) 7
The Germans may have a long fuze but if the muzzies keep pushing....
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 08:32 AM (8HTq1) Pulling over from the last thread because it has relevance to this one... Did anyone see the movie M? There is a scene at the end where a bunch of local criminal pull the serial killer in and give him a trial outside of the system. I sort of picture something similar as possible, if the public doesn't think their government is protecting them. Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 09:07 AM (lIU4e) 8
Speaking of refugees, just heard that last week DHS dumped *1000* unaccompanied minors, en masse, in Littleton, CO. They will be living in some federal facility turned mass orphanage. The will be somehow have to be integrated into the state's smallest school district - no doubt ill-prepared to deal with these stressed out, Spanish-speaking, culturally foreign kids. And this is supposed to be "caring" for the children? What a mess!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 09:07 AM (NOIQH) 9
Had my beloved Packers won I would have been sitting in that cold weather in GB. Now, I can just watch them lose to the Redskins in the comfort of my living-room.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2016 09:09 AM (voOPb) 10
9 Had my beloved Packers won I would have been sitting in that cold weather in GB. Now, I can just watch them lose to the Redskins in the comfort of my living-room.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2016 09:09 AM (voOPb) Don't be so sure of that. The Skins have a bottomless capacity for choking. Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 06, 2016 09:10 AM (RD7QR) 11
Re: The unmentionable question --- why is it not OK to acknowledge that people from other cultures may be more likely to rape, yet it's totes OK to brand all college men in America rapist who need to be trained not to rape?
All that careful language, the caveats, just makes my blood boil after months and months of feminysts and the media glibly characterizing all American men as sexual predators by default. Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 09:11 AM (NOIQH) 12
The will be somehow have to be integrated into the state's smallest school district - no doubt ill-prepared to deal with these stressed out, Spanish-speaking, culturally foreign kids. And this is supposed to be "caring" for the children? What a mess!!
__________________ And if they're like the ones we get here in AZ, they will also be way behind their same-age American classmates, so taxpayers will not only have to pay for ESL teachers for them, but also for remedial instruction for them as well. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2016 09:11 AM (a31sM) 13
All that raping didnt just happen in front of the train station, it happened in front of Cologne's historic cathedral. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 09:11 AM (iQIUe) 14
Now that the world is totally shit again, conservatives are going to have to clean up the mess the effin progs made.
Rule #1 of Let It Burn: If you're constantly saving them, they'll never learn. Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 06, 2016 09:12 AM (9krrF) 15
If Marco Rubio Is The 'Establishment', Then 'Establishment' Has Lost All Meaning
-------------- NRO ALL RUBIO ALL THE TIME If Marco is so conservative why isn't he voting in the senate? Why is he in bed with the Dems on this new campus rape bill? Why is he full amnesty after the illegals have been here 10 years? Why does he back John McLame all the time? Save it NRO Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2016 09:13 AM (voOPb) 16
You people willow'd me!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 06, 2016 09:14 AM (gW5Vg) 17
Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at January 06, 2016 09:15 AM (kff5f) Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at January 06, 2016 09:15 AM (kff5f) 19
That 'one paycheck away from the street' is a bit dramatic and not factual. It basically means this:
Faced with an emergency, they say they would raise the money by reducing spending elsewhere (23%), borrowing from family and/or friends (15%) or using credit cards to bridge the gap (15%). Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 09:15 AM (lIU4e) 20
He's a good boy. A very good boy. Turning his life around. An aspiring raper.
*Reporter: You mean rapper?* Sure, that too. Posted by: German "refugee's" mother at January 06, 2016 09:15 AM (H9MG5) 21
Did anyone see the movie M? There is a scene at the end where a bunch of local criminal pull the serial killer in and give him a trial outside of the system.
I sort of picture something similar as possible, if the public doesn't think their government is protecting them. aka, Vigilante Justice. As old as the hills. Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 09:15 AM (REkPr) 22
But that's the problem Bruce. Progressives know that, no matter how much they screw up, those nasty Republicans will shoulder the load and paper over the mess.
I suggest a new approach. Insulate ourselves as much as possible ... and make the bastards suffer in their own shit for a while. Posted by: Irony at January 06, 2016 09:16 AM (E7zwb) 23
Lugubrious Lord of Lies Loquaciously Laments Liberty
Posted by: Headline in The Snivelburg Gazette at January 06, 2016 09:16 AM (AxTzt) 24
If Marco Rubio Is The 'Establishment', Then 'Establishment' Has Lost All Meaning
Imagine an article with a title like that (can't actually get it to open for some reason) from the National Review. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at January 06, 2016 09:17 AM (kff5f) 25
NR: If Marco Rubio Is Establishment Then Establishment Has Lost Its Meaning By David French Heres what I dont understand, then: How did Rubio morph in the eyes of his critics from tea party to establishment in less than one election cycle? Look at what h ran on before he was elected, then what he advocated and how he voted -- when he was around to vote -- after he was in office. Also, take a gander at who's supporting him now, like the effete inbred Ivies of Dear Old NatRev. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 09:17 AM (kdS6q) 26
The will be somehow have to be integrated into the state's smallest school district"
Only if by "integrated" you mean "dumped on the town"... of course, the S'ckool system will be thrilled, as this "dump" will be accompanied by mucho federal dollars ( which never turns out the be quite the windfall as anticipated) Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at January 06, 2016 09:17 AM (C9pBZ) 27
If I hear Catholic churches going on and on about how that serial killer Oscar Bolin, who shd have been executed decades ago, is precious, I'm going to hurl.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 09:18 AM (iQIUe) 28
If Marco Rubio Is The 'Establishment', Then 'Establishment' Has Lost All Meaning
On the contrary: it means that the "Establishment" has turned against the people and the system it is supposed to represent. #WASTF Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 09:19 AM (LUgeY) 29
of course, the S'ckool system will be thrilled, as this "dump" will be accompanied by mucho federal dollars ( which never turns out the be quite the windfall as anticipated)
That thing the feds did in your mouth? Still excited? Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 09:19 AM (REkPr) 30
I see National Review is continuing it's slide to irrelevancy as it keeps fucking the Marco Rubio pumpkin.
Guys, guys, enough already. Posted by: Kreplach at January 06, 2016 09:20 AM (dGrJ4) 31
AtC and I discussed Rubio at length (this would be the point where I got all yelly and profane) and some discussion on what the actual fuck happens to people when they go to DC.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 06, 2016 09:20 AM (gW5Vg) 32
"Most Americans Only One Paycheck Away from the Street."
Man, if that's only partly true, just think how fast the sweater would unravel. Party on Cloward-Piven! Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 06, 2016 09:21 AM (5buP8) 33
There is a difference between changing your position on illegal immigration and being a member of the gang of 8 and being a major proponent of amnesty.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2016 09:21 AM (DUoqb) 34
Anybody ever seen Gaylord shed a tear for the piles of bodies in hometown Chicago every night?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 09:21 AM (oVJmc) 35
Jason Chaffetz will endorse @MarcoRubio http://www.politico.com/story/2016/01/jason-chaffetz-endorses-marco-rubio-217399 Good enough for Michael Dukakis' step son is good enough for me. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 09:22 AM (kdS6q) 36
Like I said at Tepid to Davey Frenchie...
Rubio is Cholo D'Ocho and gave fanservice to Schumer in the service of Juan Queeg.... he is never getting me back. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 09:22 AM (g8Hfr) 37
>>Only if by "integrated" you mean "dumped on the town"...
Yep, dumped. They claim this is caring, but it is not. It's not good for their frightened, parentless kids who know nothing about our language, culture, etc. It's not good for the local kids who will have these kids taking up all their teacher's attention and slowing down the class, or worse, the MS-13 types in the mix harassing them. It is intentionally sowing chaos and everyone loses except the Master of Chaos himself, Obama. Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 09:22 AM (NOIQH) 38
Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 09:07 AM (lIU4e)
Since the first job of a nation is the protection of it's citizens from foreign invasion- Germany is already a failed nation. I'm trying but i can't think of a single instance in history before this grand new Utopia of Weepy McMarxistears- where the leaders of a country invited in the barbarians to wage war and rapine against their citizens. It's astounding. I expect several EU-types are going to find themselves hanging from lampposts once the mob violence gets going. And they will have brought it on themselves. Posted by: naturalfake at January 06, 2016 09:23 AM (KUa85) 39
Oh Shit, I didn't see this part of the cologne ladies comments:
However, she also said that visitors from "other cultures" should also be educated on acceptable conduct. "We need to prevent confusion about what constitutes happy behavior and what is utterly separate from openness, especially in sexual behavior," she said. WTF? 'happy behavior'? Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 09:23 AM (lIU4e) 40
A professor of philosophy at the University of Notre Dame published an op-ed in The New York Times linking lenient gun laws in America to racism.
Prof. Gary Gutting argued permissive gun laws are a manifestation of racism and invoked hatred of racism as a motivation for the gun control movement. According to Gutting, high exposure to guns in largely poor black neighborhoods along with low restrictions on gun ownership permeates a culture of racism. So he is proposing we not allow gun sales to Blacks? Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2016 09:23 AM (DUoqb) 41
whoops
Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 09:24 AM (lIU4e) 42
5 It's my left ear, FYI.
Posted by: Weasel at January 06, 2016 09:24 AM (6xtq3) 43
>>Also, take a gander at who's supporting him now, like the effete inbred Ivies of Dear Old NatRev.
French has a pretty interesting resume. Yes, Harvard educated lawyer like Cruz but also won a Bronze Star in Iraq so not exactly a twit. I was never as high on Rubio as a certain garbage blogger, and he was definitely touted in the Rightosphere as Great Conservative Hope, but I thought he had promise. I'd like to think that his Gang of 8 dance was just an attempt to raise his profile and show he was doing something but he needs to run not walk away from that crap before I could ever consider him. Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2016 09:25 AM (/tuJf) 44
Aww, looks like I missed the morning thread.
Well, happy Twelve Drummers Drumming Day, the final day of Christmas, which spirit we will keep all year 'round nonetheless... ...especially as I now have a houseful of drummers, pipers, leaping lords, dancing ladies, milkmaids, a barn full of dairy cattle, a yard full of various fowl, and a dozen pear trees. My true love is eccentric, to say the least. Posted by: mindful webworker - having a epiphany at January 06, 2016 09:25 AM (NA4vJ) 45
From DM Cologne story
'Michelle told N-TV: 'There were 11 of us together at the time. 'At around 11pm we were at the main train station and wanted to travel on to see the fireworks, and that was when we first noticed all these men standing around. 'We managed to go into the cathedral and wanted to go past the Museum Ludwig to join everyone and watch the fireworks by the river, but suddenly we were surrounded by a group of between 20 and 30 men.' Sensing danger, she and her friends then grabbed each other and started holding hands. 'They were full of anger, and we had to make sure that none of us were pulled away by them. They were groping us and we were trying to get away as quickly as possible.' As they fled and were groped, the men also took the opportunity to rob objects from their pockets, stealing mobile telephones as the teenage girls fled.' Posted by: McCool at January 06, 2016 09:26 AM (nCSwS) 46
I was never as high on Rubio as a certain garbage blogger, and he was definitely touted in the Rightosphere as Great Conservative Hope, but I thought he had promise. I'd like to think that his Gang of 8 dance was just an attempt to raise his profile and show he was doing something but he needs to run not walk away from that crap before I could ever consider him.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2016 09:25 AM (/tuJf) Rubio ended any chance of my support for him with his cosponsoring of the campus rape bill. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 06, 2016 09:26 AM (gW5Vg) 47
So the Commentary article was longer than the three paragraphs I saw when I went there?
Alrighty then. Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 09:26 AM (KgXEo) 48
The Tobin article on the rapiness of middle easterners is too damned apologetic. He doesn't want to embargo the mass influx of muslims because it's not him they'll be raping. But gee, awfully nice of him to spare a thought.
Posted by: Kerry Lawson at January 06, 2016 09:27 AM (8n+U+) Posted by: zombie Vincent van Gogh at January 06, 2016 09:27 AM (H9MG5) 50
I'll bet Prof. Gary Gutting won't be arguing that high exposure to abortion clinics in largely black neighborhoods is racism.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 06, 2016 09:28 AM (pVkEV) 51
>>According to Gutting, high exposure to guns in largely poor black neighborhoods along with low restrictions on gun ownership permeates a culture of racism.
Uh, no. Guns have protected the black community from racism since the days of the wild west and the KKK (legal, individual gun ownership). Prof. Nicholas Johnson could straighten him out about that. http://tinyurl.com/gl7lgrp Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 09:28 AM (NOIQH) 52
...especially as I now have a houseful of drummers, pipers, leaping lords, dancing ladies, milkmaids, a barn full of dairy cattle, a yard full of various fowl, and a dozen pear trees.
My true love is eccentric, to say the least. Posted by: mindful webworker On the bright side, you have enough shit to fertilize the pear trees for a year. Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 09:28 AM (REkPr) 53
39 Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 09:23 AM (lIU4e)
eseentially what the Multi-Culti Death Cult is selling is the idea or notion that Jihadi Jim gets "so confused" at New Yaers' Eve friendly air kisses to other people's confidants that he thinks it is an invite to stick his hand in your hoo-hoo.... I am to the point I think the only proper response to the multi-cultis is a claw hammer. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 09:28 AM (g8Hfr) 54
Prof. Gary Gutting argued permissive gun laws are a manifestation of racism
I think the good prof got his tenure many, many moons ago. It was based on his dissertation entitled: " R.Reagan uses CIA to introduce crack cocaine and AIDS to the ghetto." Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 06, 2016 09:28 AM (5buP8) 55
I'd like to think that his Gang of 8 dance was just
an attempt to raise his profile and show he was doing something but he needs to run not walk away from that crap before I could ever consider him. Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2016 09:25 AM Too late. Rubio has already made his wishes clear. That can't be un-heard, at least not until perhaps a decade of serious, intelligent (and diligent) Senator-ing has passed. I feel the same way about Ted "H2Bs for all!" Cruzer. Posted by: Mr Scribbler at January 06, 2016 09:29 AM (mIvL9) 56
'Mot Americans' - North Korea h bomb kill them too. Long time.
Posted by: Supreme Leader at January 06, 2016 09:29 AM (fbovC) 57
NRO has to ask what happened to Rubio in the same week that he signed on to eliminate due process rights from males. Great timing.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 06, 2016 09:29 AM (3CwVB) 58
@43
Well he's not and hasn't repudiated the gang of 8 and he keeps trying to thread the needle on immigration all the while saying one thing to American media outlets and the exact opposite to spanish language media outlets. Bottom line the man is a charlatan and doesn't belong anywhere near the presidency. Posted by: Kreplach at January 06, 2016 09:29 AM (dGrJ4) 59
I have a cousin who lives in a town near Cologne. No mention of this on Facebook from him. OTOH, the Star Wars character he most resembles is Yoda.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 06, 2016 09:29 AM (Gizfs) 60
Did Martin Indyk lie about Netanyahu's
Rabin remarks? Former US envoy claims Netanyahu deriding Rabin at his own funeral while sitting next to him - but footage shows he was nowhere near. What a lying POS Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2016 09:30 AM (DUoqb) 61
The Dow is off 259 so it looks like another interesting day.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2016 09:30 AM (/tuJf) 62
Yeah, that NR article is horsepuckey.
Rubio supported the Gang of 8 in a direct reversal of what he promised his voters. That's equals trust and his integrity lost. I can't imagine the Mea Culpa, he could do in this short amount of time to regain his reputation. But, wait there's more- Now, he's joining with fymynysts to destroy Due Process. That's right Rubio wants to destroy your legal and Constitutional rights. And that's conservative???? WTF, NR? Posted by: naturalfake at January 06, 2016 09:31 AM (KUa85) 63
They claim this is caring, but it is not. It's not good for their frightened, parentless kids who know nothing about our language, culture, etc. "
Exactly so. Some here will recall my occasional ramblings on this back when I was dealing with the Fairfax (VA) system - so many of the "facts" we were given about the poor dears were nowhere near "facts" - most were older than claimed, many showed up for a few days and never again, while others played the various systems and went place to place picking up food, supplies, etc... Almost worked out for us, though, when one showed up for baseball practice one spring. Trouble was we never could confirm age/location/etc., and he tended to show up at the first few practices a bit, well, loaded. Probably wound up playing in the Dominican league... Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at January 06, 2016 09:32 AM (C9pBZ) 64
My true love is eccentric, to say the least. Yeah, but she set you up with a nice farm. Some acreage just outside of town and you're good to go. I can see the sign now: "Pear Tree Farms." Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 09:32 AM (LUgeY) 65
Is that "happy behavior" in your pocket or are you rapey?
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 09:32 AM (8HTq1) 66
Prof. Gary Gutting argued permissive gun laws are a manifestation of racism
How? Isn't permissiveness "inclusive"? I could see highly restrictive laws being racist. "Guns for me, and not for thee". Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 09:32 AM (REkPr) 67
French has a pretty interesting resume. Yes, Harvard educated lawyer like Cruz but also won a Bronze Star in Iraq so not exactly a twit. Posted by: JackStraw Squadron Judge Advocate. Naked bronze star, I'm guessing. An administrative award. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 09:33 AM (kdS6q) 68
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 09:07 AM (NOIQH)
I don't know about this instance vut, as far as I'm concerned, the US government engaged in human trafficking two summers ago with that first dump of "unaccompanied minors". It certainly wasn't for the kids' benefit (and what happened to them, they disappeared from the news but still have to be *somewhere* and the numbers disclosed as relocated are only a small percent of the whole). Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 06, 2016 09:33 AM (GDulk) 69
(Hands up, pretending to smile smiling on rollercoaster):
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee! Posted by: The Dow at January 06, 2016 09:33 AM (5buP8) 70
67 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 09:33 AM (kdS6q)
aka a "BSSM"....\ guy was one of the RoE jockies that have undermined the ferocity of our response matrix to Jihad Inc... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 09:34 AM (g8Hfr) 71
However, she also said that visitors from "other
cultures" should also be educated on acceptable conduct. "We need to prevent confusion about what constitutes happy behavior and what is utterly separate from openness, especially in sexual behavior," she said. WTF? 'happy behavior'? Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 09:23 AM (lIU4e) We need this in Chicago (and other cities) government employees going into the ghetto and showing the hoodies how to live, and have "happy behavior" Posted by: Colin at January 06, 2016 09:34 AM (T3Tpd) 72
It's my left ear, FYI.
Posted by: Weasel Cut it off. Posted by zombie Vincent Van Gogh **** Hey, can I borrow that? Posted by: zombie Marc Antony at January 06, 2016 09:35 AM (NeFrd) 73
After North Korea announced on Wednesday that it had successfully tested a miniaturized hydrogen nuclear bomb, National Infrastructure, Energy and Water Minister Yuval Steinitz linked the test to Israels suspicions regarding the Iranian nuclear program. The test reminds us all that the most important mission is to prevent a similar thing from taking place in Iran: a nuclear agreement first and nuclear weapons later. Steinitz said that North Korea does not only threaten nations in the Far East, noting that in the past it had transferred nuclear technology to Syria and apparently to Iran as well. Israel and the US should increase intelligence sharing in order to ensure that Iran is not breaching its nuclear agreement through involvement in North Koreas nuclear project, Steinitz said. In July of last year world powers adopted a final, comprehensive agreement with Iran that will govern its nuclear program for over a decade. In 1994, North Korea signed a nuclear agreement with the US, under the administration of former US president Bill Clinton. He said at the time that the deal meant North Korea will freeze and then dismantle its nuclear program. South Korea and our other allies will be better protected. The entire world will be safer as we slow the spread of nuclear weapons. Clinton said that the United States and international inspectors will carefully monitor North Korea to make sure it keeps its commitments. Only as it does so will North Korea fully join the community of nations. Sound familiar? Sigh Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2016 09:35 AM (DUoqb) 74
Wow, those Europeans are a really advanced society, - coming up with a code of conduct for rape. Somebody tell the Obama Administration we need to be more like our European brothers and sisters.
Posted by: Fritz at January 06, 2016 09:35 AM (UzPAd) 75
Please. No mention of DJIA.
I'm in denial. One more mention of it and I'm unleashing some earworms. Starland Vocal Band level. Posted by: free range jihadist at January 06, 2016 09:36 AM (fbovC) 76
I don't know about this instance vut, as far as I'm concerned, the US government engaged in human trafficking two summers ago with that first dump of "unaccompanied minors". It certainly wasn't for the kids' benefit (and what happened to them, they disappeared from the news but still have to be *somewhere* and the numbers disclosed as relocated are only a small percent of the whole).
I'm still trying to understand how any of that is our problem. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 09:36 AM (LUgeY) 77
another socal eathquake
Posted by: E.T. at January 06, 2016 09:36 AM (yq4gk) 78
Speaking of the dow, has Barkey ever commented publicly on the DOW's performance, positive or negative? I think he just doesn't give a flying-f. He is in a shameful denial that private markets exist in any form under his "rule". The most odious to him and his cabal is the private equities market.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 06, 2016 09:36 AM (5buP8) 79
Prof. Gary Gutting argued permissive gun laws are a manifestation of racism "
Isn't that the same twit from a few years back who tried to claim that social/humanities programs needed LESS science while sciences and engineering needed more social programming? Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at January 06, 2016 09:37 AM (C9pBZ) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 06, 2016 09:37 AM (gW5Vg) 81
Earthquake!!!!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 09:37 AM (iQIUe) 82
8 Speaking of refugees, just heard that last week DHS dumped *1000* unaccompanied minors, en masse, in Littleton, CO. They will be living in some federal facility turned mass orphanage.
There is absolutely no reason for the US to take responsibility for these kids. They should be taken across the border into Mexico and given to Mexican authorities to deal with. Mexico let them come here, so any non-Mexicans are their problem to deal with, not ours. Posted by: despair at January 06, 2016 09:37 AM (VrdxH) 83
Since I didn't click on any headlines yesterday, today I decided to click through on all of them.
• Refuge problem: that was too short to have bothered. Kept thinking maybe there was more I was missing, but I didn't find it. • Hidden Message: PJ Media apparently requires javascript to read an article. I saw a blank page. Won't be clicking on their site anymore. • Establishment Rubio: Nat'l Review, ditto for PJ Media. It's one thing to require javascript for some things, but for any content at all? F' em. • Fact Checkers: Seems to be mostly tweets of people disparaging fact checkers rather than what was wrong. I might be missing something. Tweets don't fully flesh out without javascript. • Cologne Mayor: My suggested code of conduct for women in muslimoid-infested areas is concealed carry and lots of training. • Nork H-Bomb: Bad link. But, yeah, read about it last night. • Minnesota's Sunday Game: Okay, didn't actually click. Already read about it, though. • One Paycheck Away: Well, knew about this also already, so didn't click. • Apple: Don't care. Didn't click. Well, I tried, BenK, I really tried. Did Vic post news this morning? Gonna go check. BBL. Posted by: mindful webworker - picky reader at January 06, 2016 09:37 AM (NA4vJ) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 09:37 AM (kdS6q) 85
Edit to add: One comments positiveLY or negativeLY.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 06, 2016 09:38 AM (5buP8) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 09:38 AM (g8Hfr) 87
Chipotle was served with a federal grand jury subpoena as part of a criminal investigation tied to a dangerous norovirus outbreak this summer at one of its restaurants in California, the company announced Wednesday.
Chipotle Stock: How low can you go? Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2016 09:38 AM (DUoqb) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 06, 2016 09:38 AM (j4wsR) 89
I'm still trying to understand how any of that is our problem."
Have 3 busloads show up at your local school door 2 weeks before fall classes start. /yeah, I get your meaning Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at January 06, 2016 09:39 AM (C9pBZ) 90
75 Please. No mention of DJIA.
I'm in denial. One more mention of it and I'm unleashing some earworms. Starland Vocal Band level. Posted by: free range jihadist at January 06, 2016 09:36 AM (fbovC) Let's hope the market recovers like a skyrocket in flight. Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 06, 2016 09:40 AM (RD7QR) 91
Have 3 busloads show up at your local school door 2 weeks before fall classes start.
/yeah, I get your meaning Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at January 06, 2016 09:39 AM (C9pBZ) We got you covered! Call now! Posted by: That company that makes those trailers for schools at January 06, 2016 09:40 AM (659DL) 92
Didn't Obama make a statement about the Dow once and it took a tremendous dump?They don't call him Shit Midas for nothing.
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 09:41 AM (8HTq1) 93
90 75 Please. No mention of DJIA. I'm in denial. One more mention of it and I'm unleashing some earworms. Starland Vocal Band level. Posted by: free range jihadist at January 06, 2016 09:36 AM (fbovC) Let's hope the market recovers like a skyrocket in flight. Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 06, 2016 09:40 AM (RD7QR) Yeah, but you'll have to wait for this afternoon to see if you're delighted. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 06, 2016 09:41 AM (j4wsR) 94
>>>It's my left ear, FYI.
Posted by: Weasel Cut it off. Posted by zombie Vincent Van Gogh **** Hey, can I borrow that? Posted by: zombie Marc Antony at January 06, 2016 09:35 AM (NeFrd)<<< When you're through with it, can I have it? Posted by: Evander Holyfield at January 06, 2016 09:41 AM (H9MG5) 95
WTF? 'happy behavior'?
I'm sure if they play this educational video for their new muslim rape lords- all misunderstanding can be cleared up and Germany will continue to be a modern and free Western Democracy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc Posted by: naturalfake at January 06, 2016 09:41 AM (KUa85) 96
I bought my powerball tickets so I will be prepared to live the end times in style.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 09:42 AM (iQIUe) 97
>>>It's my left ear, FYI.
Posted by: Weasel Cut it off. Posted by zombie Vincent Van Gogh **** Hey, can I borrow that? Posted by: zombie Marc Antony at January 06, 2016 09:35 AM (NeFrd) When you're through with it, can I have it? Posted by: Evander Holyfield at January 06, 2016 09:41 AM (H9MG5) Ooooh, lunch! Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 06, 2016 09:43 AM (KUa85) 98
Fnck. Earthquake. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 09:37 AM
For realz? You okay? Any info on epicenter/strength? Have to admit that not having had to deal with quakes for the last six years has been a Good Thing. Posted by: Mr Scribbler at January 06, 2016 09:43 AM (mIvL9) 99
"Happy behavior"?
WTF goobledygook bullshit new age double speak is that? Chinese speak at restaurant? "Happy behavior results in happy ending?" And with fo, you get eggloll. Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 09:43 AM (REkPr) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 09:43 AM (kdS6q) 101
If Marco Rubio Is The 'Establishment', Then 'Establishment' Has Lost All Meaning In which the author professes bewilderment that Tea Party poster child Rubio can become "Establishment" in one election cycle. Here's a hint, slick - he barely let the Bible get cold from taking his oath of office before he was giving Chuck Schumer a big, sloppy Lewinsky. Here's another hint - he's Captain Enforcement when he speaks to Anglos, but Mr Wide-Open Borders when he speaks to his amigos. Fuck Rubio and all of his apologists. **end of rant for the day** Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 06, 2016 09:43 AM (X6fMO) 102
Have 3 busloads show up at your local school door 2 weeks before fall classes start.
-- The feds bussed them in, the feds can school them. Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 09:43 AM (KgXEo) 103
Afternoon Delight is another way to phrase "Happy Behavior".
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 09:44 AM (8HTq1) 104
Maybe the Germans merely introduced the Middle Eastern immigrants to Cologne too precipitously.
Maybe they should have started by introducing them to a bar of soap. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 09:44 AM (NeFrd) 105
Let's hope the market recovers like a skyrocket in flight.
My financial guy still is waiting for the big drop.....down Posted by: Colin at January 06, 2016 09:44 AM (T3Tpd) 106
I bought my powerball tickets so I will be prepared to live the end times in style.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 09:42 AM (iQIUe) So did that Powerball scandal in Indiana (I think?) only affect people that bought tickets there, and not the rest of the states? Posted by: Mainah at January 06, 2016 09:44 AM (659DL) 107
Articles about the mass sexual assault in Cologne keep mentioning immodest dress by western women. The women in Cologne were dressed modestly. FOR WINTER. OUTSIDE. Watching fireworks. I find the assumption that these young women were a bunch of half dressed drunks to be appalling, racist, and classist (if that is a word). They appear to be middle class girls and women out having cheap fun which is no longer allowed with elite globalist assholes.
Posted by: Lester at January 06, 2016 09:44 AM (2UPXV) 108
I bought my powerball tickets so I will be prepared to live the end times in style.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! /takes note of where to hit to get the good stuff Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 06, 2016 09:45 AM (9krrF) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 09:46 AM (NeFrd) 110
CA/NV Earthquakes 4.8 earthquake: 06:42:34 on 01/06. Loc: 3.7mi NNW of Banning, CA. Depth: 4.3 mi http://tox.cx/KX Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 09:46 AM (kdS6q) 111
94 The itching has subsided, thank you.
Posted by: Weasel at January 06, 2016 09:46 AM (6xtq3) 112
rickb223: On the bright side, you have enough shit to fertilize the pear trees for a year.
Heh. Kind of a mixed blessing when loads of shit is the bright side. Posted by: mindful webworker - manure to you at January 06, 2016 09:46 AM (NA4vJ) 113
"happy behavior"?
If a random guy on the street touches me sexually the best case for him is that I punch him. Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 09:46 AM (LzzEz) 114
I bought my powerball tickets so I will be prepared to live the end times in style.
**** Well, they certainly are edible and high in fiber, but I think they lack essential nutrients. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 09:47 AM (NeFrd) 115
>>>Maybe the Germans merely introduced the Middle Eastern immigrants to Cologne too precipitously.
Maybe they should have started by introducing them to a bar of soap. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 09:44 AM (NeFrd)<<< Footbaths and sex goat stations shall be constructed to help our newest countrymen acclimate. Posted by: the Mayor of conquered Cologne at January 06, 2016 09:47 AM (H9MG5) 116
110 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 09:46 AM (kdS6q)
4.8? Evidently Carrot Top has an H bomb now... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 09:47 AM (g8Hfr) 117
The Cologne Mayor said this:
"We need to prevent confusion about what constitutes happy behaviour and what is utterly separate from openness, especially in sexual behavior," she said. I wonder what she imagines this to mean? Is she really suggesting education will stop rape? Can she possibly be that naïve? Posted by: MTF at January 06, 2016 09:47 AM (LISuA) 118
I'm sure if they play this educational video for their new muslim rape lords-
all misunderstanding can be cleared up and Germany will continue to be a modern and free Western Democracy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc Posted by: naturalfake at January 06, 2016 09:41 AM (KUa85) Hahahahahahah. Ren and Stimpy. I'm sure they're somehow offensive to Muslims. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 06, 2016 09:48 AM (gW5Vg) 119
>>Articles about the mass sexual assault in Cologne keep mentioning immodest dress by western women. The women in Cologne were dressed modestly. FOR WINTER. OUTSIDE. Watching fireworks. I find the assumption that these young women were a bunch of half dressed drunks to be appalling, racist, and classist (if that is a word). They appear to be middle class girls and women out having cheap fun which is no longer allowed with elite globalist assholes.
I can't wait to see a white guy in Germany claim the "She was asking for it" defense. Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2016 09:48 AM (/tuJf) 120
USGS sez 4km north of (get this) Banning, CA. 4.5 magnitude.
I'm leavin' that one for the Horde to play with. Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 06, 2016 09:48 AM (9krrF) 121
" I find the assumption that these young women were a bunch of half dressed drunks to be appalling,"
And even if they were, aren't feminists constantly telling us that it doesn't matter what you wear or what you do it's still the man's fault if he rapes you? Because that sure seems to go right out the window if the man in question is a muslim. Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 09:48 AM (LzzEz) 122
What concerning, for moi, is I'm feeling all these quake even though they've pretty far out in the sticks. Already predicted a big quake for Jan or Feb. I'd hate to be right. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 09:49 AM (kdS6q) Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at January 06, 2016 09:49 AM (C9pBZ) 124
If the krauts had any balls, they would have a massive demo telling the muslims to leave women alone or risk death.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 09:50 AM (iQIUe) 125
The Mayor of Cologne might as well be telling German women that they should all start wearing burkas.
Posted by: Mainah at January 06, 2016 09:50 AM (659DL) 126
I'm still demanding the RADISH REPORT. Not sure why ace doesnt allow her to do it. She said she was game. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 09:50 AM (iQIUe) 127
So California has earthquakes, Nork subs off the coast with miniature h-bombs, and a three day supply of water. But it will vote solid democrat forever.
Posted by: free range jihadist at January 06, 2016 09:51 AM (fbovC) 128
115 Actually those sex goat stations are a good idea.I think beastiality is legal in Germany.Redirect their rapey impulses.
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 09:52 AM (8HTq1) 129
"Happy behavior"?
WTF goobledygook bullshit new age double speak is that? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 06, 2016 09:37 AM (gW5Vg) Right? I mean, I can't even process this shit. What is wrong with these people? Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 09:52 AM (lIU4e) 130
>>>The Mayor of Cologne might as well be telling German women that they should all start wearing burkas.
Posted by: Mainah at January 06, 2016 09:50 AM (659DL)<<< Dirndl burkas! Posted by: enterprising German designer at January 06, 2016 09:53 AM (H9MG5) 131
NRO in Titanic mode.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 09:53 AM (yeZ4s) 132
Interesting article linked on Indy's site this morning (from PJ Media, sorry for those who don't like them), about the stealth Islamization going on in our public schools, courtesy of Common Core.
Did you know that Pearson Education, a publishing giant that dominates Common Core, is owned by the Libyan Investment Authority? Or that Common Core originated from a project called "One World Education" that was funded by the Islamic Qatar Foundation International? Did you know that the World History textbook used in Common Core devotes 32 pages to Islam, and omits much of American political and military history? You may have seen the reports recently about Minnesota school kids who were taught to sing a song that included the phrase "allahu ackbar." The CBS report told viewers that the phrase simply means "God is great." In fact, the phrase means "Allah is supreme." I wonder what the kids were told? Did they know that they were acknowledging Islamic supremacy in their song? Are they taught that Muslims believe that they are superior to Christians and Jews and other non-Muslims? That Muslims have both the right and the duty to subjugate and even kill non-Muslims? What is going on in our public schools in insane. And the fact that we are not only allowing it to happen, but letting our own government fund it with our money, is even more insane. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2016 09:53 AM (a31sM) 133
I'm still demanding the RADISH REPORT. Not sure why ace doesnt allow her to do it. She said she was game.
Since we have HUMINT assets on the ground, we should. Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 09:53 AM (REkPr) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 09:53 AM (NeFrd) 135
Right? I mean, I can't even process this shit. What is wrong with these people?
Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 09:52 AM (lIU4e) I've read that statement multiple times and I'm still not sure what it is supposed to mean. I stand by my belief that some people simply deserve to be beaten with a rubber hose. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 06, 2016 09:54 AM (gW5Vg) 136
Of course you can process it Lea. It's just willful blindness on the part of Germany's political class.
Our's is no better. Posted by: Irony at January 06, 2016 09:54 AM (E7zwb) 137
What concerning, for moi, is I'm feeling all these quake even though they've pretty far out in the sticks. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 09:49 AM
Always surprised me how far away from the actual quake you can be and still get plenty o' shakin'. And yes, I hope your prediction is totally wrong. Stoopid shakers always affect innocent populations. I wouldn't feel quite as bad about seeing the Big One hit smack-dab under Sacto or Washington, D.C. Posted by: Mr Scribbler at January 06, 2016 09:54 AM (mIvL9) 138
OT - But for those who say a prayer now and then, please say a prayer for my nine year old niece who has just been diagnosed with leukemia. They are doing more testing to determine the type, etc. and treatment options but it is a harrowing time for the family. Thank you.
Posted by: IC at January 06, 2016 09:55 AM (+3RH+) 139
USGS sez 4km north of (get this) Banning, CA. 4.5 magnitude.
I'm leavin' that one for the Horde to play with. Posted by: Brother Cavil So they got a hammering, huh? Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 09:55 AM (REkPr) 140
Did you know that Pearson Education, a publishing giant that dominates Common Core, is owned by the Libyan Investment Authority?
Is that a Blumenthal crony?? Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 09:56 AM (yeZ4s) 141
138 OT - But for those who say a prayer now and then, please say a prayer for my nine year old niece who has just been diagnosed with leukemia. They are doing more testing to determine the type, etc. and treatment options but it is a harrowing time for the family. Thank you.
Posted by: IC at January 06, 2016 09:55 AM (+3RH+) Prayers up. And Horde? All together.....FUCK CANCER. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 06, 2016 09:57 AM (gW5Vg) 142
North Koreas claim to have detonated a hydrogen bomb on Wednesday may cause major new problems for Hillary Clintons presidential campaign.
As Secretary of State in President Barack Obamas first term, Clinton led a policy that sought new outlets for talks with North Korea while promising to speak out forcefully against the regime. Her husband, former President Bill Clinton, traveled personally to North Korea to free U.S. journalists in 2009. In 2007, then-candidate Obama had promised to meet with North Korean leaders, among others, without preconditions, saying that the notion that somehow not talking to countries is punishment to them which has been the guiding diplomatic principle of this [Bush] administration is ridiculous. In his campaign manifesto, Obama went further, promising to eliminate North Koreas nuclear weapons program through diplomacy. In his 2010 State of the Union address, delivered while Hillary Clinton was in charge of his administrations foreign policy, Obama boasted that he was succeeding in diplomacy with North Korea, as well as with Iran that his diplomatic efforts had strengthened our hand in dealing with those nations that insist on violating international agreements in pursuit of nuclear weapons. He repeated the claim in his 2011 State of the Union Address, stating that his administration continued to insist that North Korea keeps its commitment to abandon nuclear weapons. Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2016 09:57 AM (DUoqb) 143
OT - But for those who say a prayer now and then, please say a prayer for my nine year old niece who has just been diagnosed with leukemia. They are doing more testing to determine the type, etc. and treatment options but it is a harrowing time for the family. Thank you.
Posted by: IC at January 06, 2016 09:55 AM (+3RH+) Done, IC. Posted by: Mainah at January 06, 2016 09:57 AM (659DL) 144
It's not an earthquake. Somebody just tried to copy and paste straight from Word to Pixy ... again.
Posted by: Irony at January 06, 2016 09:58 AM (E7zwb) Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 09:58 AM (REkPr) 146
Chipotle Stock: How low can you go? Candidate Hillary eats there, then company collapses within a year. Hmmmmm...... Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 09:58 AM (yeZ4s) 147
Posted by: Lester at January 06, 2016 09:44 AM (2UPXV)
Exactly. Now they will be afraid and stay home *and THAT was what the muz want*. An *Egyptian* woman complained of the same behavior a couple of years ago. She said "They told us if we covered up they'd leave us alone, so we covered up but the men *still* harass us constantly and tell us we should stay at home." Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 06, 2016 09:59 AM (GDulk) 148
Prayers up.
And Horde? All together.....FUCK CANCER. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk Ditto the prayers, and amen to that, brother Cochran. Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 06, 2016 09:59 AM (9krrF) 149
Always surprised me how far away from the actual quake you can be and still get plenty o' shakin'. Posted by: Mr Scribbler 5s you tend to feel all thru the LA area, but not 4s. That's what concerns me. Like a mousetrap is about to be triggered. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 09:59 AM (kdS6q) 150
Germany won't do shit until somebody starts messing with their beer. Then all hell will break loose.
Posted by: Fritz at January 06, 2016 09:59 AM (UzPAd) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 10:00 AM (LUgeY) 152
"Did you know that Pearson Education, a publishing giant that dominates Common Core, is owned by the Libyan Investment Authority? Or that Common Core originated from a project called "One World Education" that was funded by the Islamic Qatar Foundation International? "
I did not, but am ever so glad we homeschool. Our history book was giving too nice a read on Islam so I was able to shut that shit down at once. Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 10:00 AM (LzzEz) 153
If I am Kim Jong, this is the year I make my move. China in distress, Obama in a dress.
Posted by: pointsnfigures at January 06, 2016 10:00 AM (hSpC/) 154
138 OT - But for those who say a prayer now and then, please say a prayer for my nine year old niece who has just been diagnosed with leukemia. They are doing more testing to determine the type, etc. and treatment options but it is a harrowing time for the family. Thank you. Posted by: IC at January 06, 2016 09:55 AM (+3RH+) Best wishes to your niece and all involved. Posted by: eman at January 06, 2016 10:00 AM (MQEz6) 155
So let's recap:
1. Law abiding U.S. citizen buying a handgun = the most horriblest thing ever. 2. Rogue belligerent nation testing an H-bomb = no problemo. Did I miss anything? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 10:01 AM (NeFrd) 156
Presidents National Security Council Spokesman: We Will Not Accept North Korea As A Nuclear State
A little late, and it isnt up to whether you accept it. Bill Clinton enabled this and you did nothing to stop it. Weasel Zippers I guess this is what they mean when they say they will not accept Iran as a nuclear State? Sigh Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2016 10:01 AM (DUoqb) 157
So did that Powerball scandal in Indiana (I think?) only affect people that bought tickets there, and not the rest of the states? Posted by: Mainah at January 06, 2016 09:44 AM (659DL) ------------------ It was Iowa and wasnt powerball. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 10:01 AM (iQIUe) 158
If a random guy on the street touches me sexually the best case for him is that I punch him.
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 09:46 AM (LzzEz) The girl they interviewed said she was with eleven friends! (So 'be in a group' was super useful.) She also said they held on to each other to try to make sure nobody got dragged off into an alley (reading between the lines on that one) which was wise I think. But shit. And they were by a church! Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 10:01 AM (lIU4e) 159
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 06, 2016 09:48 AM (gW5Vg)
Aren't they supposed to be dogs? Immediately offensive before opening their mouths. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 06, 2016 10:01 AM (GDulk) 160
153 If I am Kim Jong, this is the year I make my move. China in distress, Obama in a dress.
Posted by: pointsnfigures at January 06, 2016 10:00 AM (hSpC/) I snorted audibly. I intend to steal this without attribution. Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 06, 2016 10:02 AM (RD7QR) 161
Prayers for your niece!
>>Chipotle Stock: How low can you go? I bet they're reminiscing about how it was only a few years ago their biggest problem was shareholder butthurt over excessive CEO pay.... Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 10:02 AM (NOIQH) 162
159 Ren is a Chihuahua,Stimpy is a cat.
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 10:02 AM (8HTq1) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 10:03 AM (NeFrd) 164
Is that a Blumenthal crony??
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 09:56 AM (yeZ4s) _____________________ I don't know. The article says that the Libyan Investment Authority owns 26 million shares of Pearson Education (a controlling interest). And Pearson also certifies U.S. teachers. If you really want to get your blood boiling, read this Washington Times article about how deep the rot goes (and how involved the usual suspects, like Bill Ayers, are: http://tinyurl.com/n9rj2hd Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2016 10:03 AM (a31sM) 165
Sure glad Barry's worked his charismatic magic on the world situation, huh?
Those atomic unicorn shits are just making the world a rosy wonderland. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 10:03 AM (yeZ4s) 166
Jamelle Bouie* For as much as Im skeptical Rubio will win it, I also keep thinking hes obviously the best choice for the GOP. *Slate Chief Political Correspondent. CBSNews Political Analyst. Malcolm in the Middle X. Well, that's good enough for me. On the Rubio tire-raft to victory! Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 10:04 AM (kdS6q) 167
Did I miss anything?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 10:01 AM (NeFrd) That you're a racist. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 06, 2016 10:04 AM (gW5Vg) 168
Germany won't do shit until somebody starts messing with their beer. Then all hell will break loose.
IIRC, there were some Oktoberfest celebrations that got cancelled so as not to offend the goatfucks. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 10:04 AM (LUgeY) 169
Rogue belligerent nation WITH ACTUAL CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND SHIT IN 2016 testing an H-bomb = no problemo.
A bit of editing. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 06, 2016 10:04 AM (659DL) 170
1. Law abiding U.S. citizen buying a handgun = the most horriblest thing ever.
2. Rogue belligerent nation testing an H-bomb = no problemo. Did I miss anything? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 10:01 AM (NeFrd) 3. Our President is a soulless, heartless pussy. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 06, 2016 10:04 AM (fWAjv) 171
David French wonders what the difference is between Rubio's and Trump's changes in position on immigration. Well, for one, Trump didn't asked for money and votes promising to oppose amnesty just to turn around and immediately sponsor and push the most outrageous amnesty law ever proposed. Should he do that I promise to despise him as much as I do Rubio.
If National Review is "Conservative", then "Conservative" has lost all meaning. Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 06, 2016 10:05 AM (nFdGS) 172
Presidents National Security Council Spokesman: We Will Not Accept North Korea As A Nuclear State
Oh great, another red line. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 10:05 AM (RU5ki) 173
Since we have HUMINT assets on the ground, we should.
Which puts us a leg or three up on the CIA these days. Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 06, 2016 10:05 AM (9krrF) 174
Perhaps Apple should stop worrying about social justice and focus more on product development.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2016 10:05 AM (gmeXX) 175
Many people see Germans as awesome warriors. The Prussian military history suggests that but that's not the German populace, which is docile and easily led.
Their history of behavior is quite different. They ho-hummed at the Kaiser's bellicose. They ho-hummed at the rise of Nazism and Hitler's coup. They ho-hummed as their Jewish neighbors lost freedom, property, dignity, and then started to disappear. They ho-hummed as camps spewed forth the stink of burning people. They ho-hummed as a wall was erected and people were shot trying to leave. Now they ho-hum at abuses inflicted on them from government invited masses. They will never put their populace feet down and say, Enough! They.will never push back against whatever crappy government they have. It's just not in their collective history. Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 06, 2016 10:05 AM (4Myn5) 176
This year's Baseball Hall of Fame inductees will be announced at 3 EST. A lot of players for whose entire careers I've been a baseball fan. Griffey Jr., Piazza, Sheffield, Schilling are up for the first time (I think). Schill won't get in, but I'm curious what his vote total will be. Also some guys who still have a slim chance of making it, but are running out of time, Bagwell, Trammel, Edgar Martinez.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 06, 2016 10:05 AM (2cS/G) 177
Saw some pundit with an idea for holiday game with expended gift cards based on 'Old Maid'. Chipotle gift card being the Old Maid that no one wants to get stuck with.
Posted by: free range jihadist at January 06, 2016 10:05 AM (fbovC) Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 10:06 AM (yeZ4s) 179
Cue Secretary Horseface shuffling off to Pyongyang to roll over and show his belly to Fat Boy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 10:06 AM (RU5ki) 180
Did I miss anything?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon That you're a racist. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk I think he was asking about NEW developments. Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 06, 2016 10:06 AM (9krrF) 181
>>Did you know that Pearson Education, a publishing giant that dominates Common Core, is owned by the Libyan Investment Authority.....
It's a shame they can't stop the internet and the news channels, huh? My son goes to a private school, though that's no guarantee that his books haven't been tainted by Common Core standards. However, he is very interested in current events and has formed his own opinions on Islam based on their actions, not some nonsense in textbooks. Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 10:06 AM (NOIQH) 182
If I am Kim Jong, this is the year I make my move.
The only "move" that dill hole can make is to fall off his stupid Cuban-heeled shoes. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 06, 2016 10:07 AM (659DL) 183
Perhaps Apple should stop worrying about social justice and focus more on product development.
Tim Cook is a ghey rights SJW first, half-assed CEO second. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 10:07 AM (RU5ki) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2016 10:07 AM (kdS6q) 185
What is going on in our public schools in insane. And the fact that we are not only allowing it to happen, but letting our own government fund it with our money, is even more insane.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2016 09:53 AM (a31sM) _________ I know I've been yammering on about this (a voice in the wilderness), but who spent a lot of time selling CC textbooks with his brother when he retired from Florida Governor? Three guesses, first two don't count. Posted by: mustbequantum at January 06, 2016 10:08 AM (MIKMs) 186
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 10:02 AM (8HTq1)
Thanks for the correction, been a long time since I saw the commercials. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 06, 2016 10:08 AM (GDulk) 187
Also some guys who still have a slim chance of making it, but are running out of time, Bagwell, Trammel, Edgar Martinez.
-------------- I would not put Bagwell in the slim chance. He'll either barely make it or barely fall short. Posted by: SH at January 06, 2016 10:08 AM (gmeXX) 188
Perhaps Apple should stop worrying about social justice and focus more on product development.
The stock fall is obviously homophobia against Tim whatsisname. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 10:08 AM (yeZ4s) 189
Perhaps Apple should stop worrying about social justice and focus more on product development.
Like all SJW's they only preach in friendly spaces. /points at China and Saudi Arabia Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 06, 2016 10:09 AM (659DL) 190
BREAKING: Cologne Mayor says Paula Jones is "a slut who entrapped a good man by wearing revealing clothes."
Posted by: MTF at January 06, 2016 10:10 AM (LISuA) 191
It was Iowa and wasnt powerball.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 10:01 AM (iQIUe) Oh, got it, just read another article. The guy was on a board that overseas a bunch of state lotteries. Posted by: Mainah at January 06, 2016 10:10 AM (659DL) 192
Didn't get to this earlier:
From this date in 1944 Jan 6, 1944 - The EZ Dog Diaries Bright and cool. Quiet at CP. Attack moving up slowly. Task Force "A" pressed up to Mt. Porchia, took northern slope. 34th moving in on Chiara. British started toward Cedro. Yesterday's shelling proved too much for the Gen. We moved back to a house in Campozillone. Crowded but O.K. Better than 9300 rds today for a new two day high. Nice to have a general officer in your command post. Better to sleep in a house well behind the front than bivouac in a tent where the shells are falling. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 10:10 AM (NeFrd) Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 10:10 AM (yeZ4s) 194
190 BREAKING: Cologne Mayor says Paula Jones is "a slut who entrapped a good man by wearing revealing clothes."
Posted by: MTF at January 06, 2016 10:10 AM (LISuA) She continued, "This is the kind of woman your get if you drag a 20 euro note through a trailer park." Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 06, 2016 10:11 AM (RD7QR) 195
I did not, but am ever so glad we homeschool. Our history book was giving too nice a read on Islam so I was able to shut that shit down at once. Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 10:00 AM (LzzEz) ______________ I didn't know it either. I don't have school-age kids, so I haven't been paying much attention to the Common Core stuff, but what I've been reading lately has literally made my blood run cold. It is absolutely astonishing what has been going on right under Americans' noses. I've been worried about the importation of millions of Muslims to the U.S., but now I find out that foreign Muslims, with the active aid and financial assistance of our own government, have been indoctrinating U.S. school kids with Islamic propaganda for years now. It is truly unbelievable. Read this (but make sure you've taken your blood pressure meds first, if you have HBP, because it will enrage you): http://tinyurl.com/n9rj2hd Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2016 10:11 AM (a31sM) 196
The girl they interviewed said she was with eleven friends! (So 'be in a
group' was super useful.) She also said they held on to each other to try to make sure nobody got dragged off into an alley (reading between the lines on that one) which was wise I think. But shit. And they were by a church! I've been informed by Twitter that we're not allowed to criticize the Koeln mayor for her victim-blaming because she's a victim herself, having stabbed at a campaign rally last fall. Not sure why she didn't have avoid this attack by sticking with her own kind or choosing to wear a more appropriate outfit... This phenomenon where victims deal with their trauma by creating more victims is pretty well documented (sexually-assaulted kids sometimes turn into molesters, for example), but they don't usually do it to thousands of strangers. Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at January 06, 2016 10:11 AM (6QfRC) 197
We must remember and never forget, Jesus was a refugee. Or something.
Posted by: Ceraphym at January 06, 2016 10:12 AM (MAniv) 198
The good news and the bad news.
Good news: The White House says they will not accept North Korea as a nuclear state. Whew! I thought this was going to be a problem but Obama's on top of it. Bad news: Lena Dunham's Girls is being cancelled. Now where am I gonna get my fat ugly girl pervert pron with guest appearances by news anchor family members? Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 10:13 AM (Nwg0u) 199
And by all means, don't do anything that makes you look more like a goat.
Posted by: Herr Mayor Henriette Reker at January 06, 2016 10:13 AM (RU5ki) 200
that's no guarantee that his books haven't been tainted by Common Core standards.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 10:06 AM (NOIQH) Good that you are aware of this. Texas isn't a CC state but, oddly enough, the textbooks supplied (at least in Clear Springs ISD) are *very* similar. Even some homeschool curriculum are touting that they are CC compliant. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 06, 2016 10:13 AM (GDulk) 201
Praying, IC.
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 10:13 AM (LzzEz) 202
198 The good news and the bad news.
Good news: The White House says they will not accept North Korea as a nuclear state. Whew! I thought this was going to be a problem but Obama's on top of it. Bad news: Lena Dunham's Girls is being cancelled. Now where am I gonna get my fat ugly girl pervert pron with guest appearances by news anchor family members? Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 10:13 AM (Nwg0u) Damn. Another source of faux analingus lost to corporate greed! Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 06, 2016 10:14 AM (RD7QR) 203
"An Unmentionable Refuge Question" We really need to address the Cult of Islam problem because Islam and Freedom cannot Coexist.
I've been to the Middle East, there's a lot of land there, especially in Saudi. In lieu of inviting the Cult into the west, we should insist that they find refuge in countries which are already controlled by the Cult. Posted by: Rex at January 06, 2016 10:15 AM (9nmLG) 204
I've been informed by Twitter that we're not allowed to criticize the Koeln mayor for her victim-blaming because she's a victim herself, having stabbed at a campaign rally last fall.
Not sure why she didn't have avoid this attack by sticking with her own kind or choosing to wear a more appropriate outfit... Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at January 06, 2016 10:11 AM (6QfRC) If someone stabs you, you can say stupid things forever? that makes sense. Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 10:15 AM (lIU4e) 205
islam is a cancer on the civilized world.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 10:15 AM (RU5ki) 206
Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 10:10 AM
Didn't you have an entry where the 'command post took some direct hits (from arty) but held up pretty well'. Posted by: A.Smythers, A Celt at January 06, 2016 10:15 AM (KgXEo) 207
"Even some homeschool curriculum are touting that they are CC compliant."
Yeah, I've noticed that. My husband works for a content development company and they align their products to meet the CC benchmarks. However, they don't have the same problematic subject matter. Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 10:15 AM (LzzEz) 208
I know I've been yammering on about this (a voice in the wilderness), but who spent a lot of time selling CC textbooks with his brother when he retired from Florida Governor? Three guesses, first two don't count.
_________________ Yes, I knew Jeb! was in CC up to his snout. It's one of the reasons (one of many) that I've never been willing to support him. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2016 10:15 AM (a31sM) 209
Here's what baffling about the illegal kids showing up in school.
When I register my kids, we have to show birth certificates, proof of legal residency, shot records, and transcripts if they are changing schools. If we don't, my kids aren't allowed to enroll or go to that school. But the illegal kids don't have to show anything, and they aren't given the slightest impediment to attending. While I and the other taxpayers pay for it. What the actual flying fuck?! Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 06, 2016 10:16 AM (4nmNX) 210
If someone stabs you, you can say stupid things forever? that makes sense.
Depends on the race and religion of your attacker. Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at January 06, 2016 10:16 AM (6QfRC) 211
205 islam is a cancer on the civilized world.
___________________ And one that is rapidly metastasizing. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2016 10:16 AM (a31sM) 212
I hope Bagwell makes it. Just looked at his stats, I'd say he's worthy, borderline, but worthy. Plus, he'd be another Cape Cod Baseball League alum in Cooperstown. I always root for the Cape League guys.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 06, 2016 10:17 AM (2cS/G) 213
If someone stabs you, you can say stupid things forever? that makes sense.
Shooting also. It's worked for Gabby Gifford. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 10:17 AM (RU5ki) 214
Holy crap, youtube terminated Hickok45's account! WTF?!
Posted by: gp at January 06, 2016 10:17 AM (+Jpqc) 215
214 Holy crap, youtube terminated Hickok45's account! WTF?!
Posted by: gp at January 06, 2016 10:17 AM (+Jpqc) Got their marching orders from the White House. Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 06, 2016 10:18 AM (RD7QR) 216
But the illegal kids don't have to show anything, and they aren't given the slightest impediment to attending. While I and the other taxpayers pay for it. What the actual flying fuck?! Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 06, 2016 10:16 AM (4nmNX) Such things do not happen in a Republic. Perfectly normal in an Empire. Shut up and go back to work, serf. Posted by: eman at January 06, 2016 10:18 AM (MQEz6) 217
213 Oh,I almost typed something so very mean.
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 10:18 AM (8HTq1) 218
Deport mot Americans.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 06, 2016 10:19 AM (FkBIv) 219
Didn't you have an entry where the 'command post took some direct hits (from arty) but held up pretty well'.
Posted by: A.Smythers, **** Yesterday (Jan 5) Early Morning Thread Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 10:19 AM (NeFrd) 220
But the illegal kids don't have to show anything, and they aren't given the slightest impediment to attending. While I and the other taxpayers pay for it."
Yeah, that's pretty much it. Oh, and it's illegal for local "funding" to support this clusterfark, so here comes the various NGO charities with their siphon into your pocket... Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at January 06, 2016 10:20 AM (C9pBZ) 221
214 Holy crap, youtube terminated Hickok45's account! WTF?! Posted by: gp at January 06, 2016 10:17 AM (+Jpqc) Who dat be? Posted by: eman at January 06, 2016 10:20 AM (MQEz6) 222
If someone stabs you, you can say stupid things forever? that makes sense.
It works if you get shot in the head, too! Posted by: Gabby Giffords at January 06, 2016 10:20 AM (9krrF) 223
Shooting also. It's worked for Gabby Gifford.
I'm not sure she understands the words she's being told to say. I was thinking of James Brady, though... Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at January 06, 2016 10:20 AM (6QfRC) 224
Bah,those poor immigrant children don't need any immunization records.Not like they are going to bring back eradicated diseases or anything.
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 10:20 AM (8HTq1) Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 06, 2016 10:21 AM (9krrF) 226
But the illegal kids don't have to show anything, and they aren't given the slightest impediment to attending. While I and the other taxpayers pay for it.
What the actual flying fuck?! Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 06, 2016 10:16 AM (4nmNX) I've wondered this about the shots. Are schools requiring illegals to be vaccinated? Or is that only a requirement for non-illegals? And if they're not required to have them, I'd be more than pissed if my kid caught some crazy disease. Posted by: Mainah at January 06, 2016 10:21 AM (659DL) 227
"But the illegal kids don't have to show anything, and they aren't given the slightest impediment to attending. While I and the other taxpayers pay for it.
What the actual flying fuck?! " I experienced this first hand in Austin. I was the *only* parent at registration with an American driver's license. Illegal kids enroll with nothing but a "statement of residency" and their Mexican ID. Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 10:22 AM (GZ6Pf) 228
209 Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 06, 2016 10:16 AM (4nmNX)
When we arrived here in Butte we were given a mountain of paperwork to climb to "prove" we lived in the La Quinta here despite wife's DoD orders.... 10,000 guys named Juan don't need no stinkin' bodges Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 10:22 AM (g8Hfr) 229
I'm not sure she understands the words she's being told to say.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at January 06, 2016 10:20 AM (6QfRC) Yeah, I wonder about that. I pretty much give her a medical pass. Posted by: Lea at January 06, 2016 10:22 AM (lIU4e) 230
So what if they cross the border full of diseases and with underwear full of kissing bugs?
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2016 10:22 AM (8HTq1) 231
. They will never put their populace feet down and
say, Enough! They.will never push back against whatever crappy government they have. It's just not in their collective history. Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 06, 2016 10:05 AM (4Myn5) Amen.....always reading a lot of German history...easily led off the edge. Posted by: Colin at January 06, 2016 10:22 AM (T3Tpd) 232
Holy crap, youtube terminated Hickok45's account! WTF?!
Didn't know the fellow, but apparently he had 1.5 million subscribers? That's going to cause some ripples. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 10:23 AM (yeZ4s) 233
>>This phenomenon where victims deal with their trauma by creating more victims is pretty well documented (sexually-assaulted kids sometimes turn into molesters, for example), but they don't usually do it to thousands of strangers.
Excellent point, HR! How's life in Germany? Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 10:23 AM (NOIQH) 234
223 Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at January 06, 2016 10:20 AM (6QfRC)
One does wonder if they use marionette style or hand puppet methodology with each Ms Radish.... hope Germany finds you well. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 10:23 AM (g8Hfr) 235
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 06, 2016 10:16 AM (4nmNX)
Given that an inner city mom went to jail within the last few years for lying on the admittance forms so her kid could get into a *less bad* school district, yeah it's a slap in the face to parents everywhere whose kids are stuck in bad schools while honest-to-God foreign invaders are put in better schools. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 06, 2016 10:23 AM (GDulk) Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 10:23 AM (Nwg0u) 237
What the actual flying fuck?!
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 06, 2016 10:16 AM (4nmNX) Snarky answer is that pets ride free. Actual answer is probably closer to that libs and progs are fully aware of the damage and disaster they cause by their selfish, self indulgent and greedy ways, and they are compounding it by trying to buy salvation on your money and blood. And since they know better, it is in your best interest for them to buy your salvation that way too. And if you are harmed you deserved it as a punishment for objecting because it only works if everyone applauds and believes. So remember to tell those that are raped and murdered by refugees that they are suffering for the sins of the like of Angela Merkel and Barack Obama, and they should be proud of that distinction. Posted by: Kindltot at January 06, 2016 10:24 AM (q2o38) 238
Perhaps Apple should stop worrying about social justice and focus more on product development.
Tim Cook is a ghey rights SJW first, half-assed CEO second. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2016 10:07 AM (RU5ki) Yup, Steve Handjobs needs to understand that Apple is his job- and his SJW crapola is a (very lame) hobby. Not the other way around. Apple Watch was an undercooked and mostly unnecessary item as delivered. iPhones are losing the best, most modern device race (still win in apps tho) iCar is just a profoundly stupid idea....tho perhaps they're wanting to tap into that sweet sweet gov't money ala Elon Musk. Then who needs consumers? Even Apple TV is behind the times and this is an area where they should excel. Posted by: naturalfake at January 06, 2016 10:24 AM (KUa85) 239
232 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 10:23 AM (yeZ4s)
Must NOT mock the precious.... I may pull the plug on goggle despite owning three series of Goggle vids. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 10:24 AM (g8Hfr) 240
The Views Joy Behar: Id Vote For A Proven Rapist As Long As They're Liberal
Weasel Zippers Well then you know what I hope she got for Christmas Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2016 10:24 AM (DUoqb) 241
Oh, got it, just read another article. The guy was on a board that overseas a bunch of state lotteries.
Posted by: Mainah at January 06, 2016 10:10 AM (659DL) ======= You can manipulate computer generated numbers but not the bouncing balls! Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 10:24 AM (iQIUe) 242
"Not like they are going to bring back eradicated diseases or anything."'
Oh, also at that school (which my son attended for a single semester) they sent home a happy little note telling us that a faculty member AND student had both tested positive for TB but that we should not worry our little heads. How'd we get into such a mess? Well, the district bused our son across two highways to get him to that school. We didn't realize how crappy it was because it is a "recommended" campus (a Texas thing based on test scores). I didn't dig into the demographics or I would have seen that the school is 90% hispanic. The other 10%? The kids they snatched out of our neighborhood to improve test scores and give them the ability to say that they were doing oh so great in terms of test scores. Cynical reading? You're damn right. Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 10:25 AM (GZ6Pf) 243
If someone stabs you, you can say stupid things forever? that makes sense.
Shooting also. It's worked for Gabby Gifford. Posted by: Cicero Does she speak, or just drool? Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 10:25 AM (REkPr) 244
The Views Joy Behar: Id Vote For A Proven Rapist As Long As They're Liberal
But not Mitt Romney. Fen's Law: Liberals don't give a shit about the things they claim to. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 10:26 AM (yeZ4s) 245
Wow, those Europeans are a really advanced society, - coming up with a code of conduct for rape. Somebody tell the Obama Administration we need to be more like our European brothers and sisters.
- Yeah, right. Then try to convince the Clinton's of that. Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 10:26 AM (Nwg0u) 246
Hickok45 is on other media, and I haven't heard a peep from either him or John (his son) yet. So, I don't know if they killed his account or there's something in the works. You'd think he'd have stopped by the Twitters or Glocktalk if his account was really poofed.
Unless he's keeping quiet while he works with "customer service". Posted by: Chupacabra at January 06, 2016 10:26 AM (l2max) 247
>>But the illegal kids don't have to show anything, and they aren't given the slightest impediment to attending. While I and the other taxpayers pay for it.
Because the Dept. of Educations sent them threatening letters --- months in advance of "open borders Summer 2014" --- telling them if they don't accept and accommodate these foreigners they would have the full force of the federal government come down on them. *And about those immunizations you must prove, notice that almost all news of whacky disease outbreaks is still be suppressed. Here in CO they've started running a lot of PSAs about getting whooping cough immunizations. Weird, huh? ![]() Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 10:26 AM (NOIQH) Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 06, 2016 10:27 AM (yeZ4s) 249
Oh, also at that school (which my son attended for a single semester) they sent home a happy little note telling us that a faculty member AND student had both tested positive for TB but that we should not worry our little heads.
Um, yeah. About that. We had an outbreak in the prison I worked at. Everyone was shitting bricks. Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 10:27 AM (REkPr) 250
Excellent point, HR!
How's life in Germany? It's not bad so far, except the baking ingredients are all different/wrong. Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at January 06, 2016 10:27 AM (6QfRC) 251
Ah, the latest floundering flopsweat desperation from _National RINO_:
"If Marco Rubio Is The 'Establishment', Then 'Establishment' Has Lost All Meaning" Consider that the late Yasser Arafat perfected the trick of giving interviews about Israel in English in the morning, and then giving interviews about Israel in Arabic in the afternoon which said something completely different. Rubio's version of this schtick is to give interviews about amnesty to the English-speaking alphabet networks in the morning, and then give interviews about amnesty to the Spanish-speaking networks in the afternoon which say something completely different. Arafat was the establishment: the PLO establishment. Rubio is the establishment: the La Raza establishment. Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2016 10:28 AM (noWW6) 252
iCar is just a profoundly stupid idea....tho perhaps they're wanting to tap into that sweet sweet gov't money ala Elon Musk. Then who needs consumers?
Step One: Create crappy self-driving car that can't hack human traffic Step Two: Call it safer and greener, tout as "for the children" Step Three: Lobby to force all cars to be replaced with your robocar Step Four: Profit! Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 06, 2016 10:28 AM (9krrF) 253
Does she speak, or just drool?
Guns bad. Pie good. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel Except for the ones that she and her husband own. Posted by: Blue Hen at January 06, 2016 10:28 AM (326rv) 254
Happy birthday to me!
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 06, 2016 10:28 AM (PjWy4) 255
>>> How's life in Germany?
"It's not bad so far, except the baking ingredients are all different/wrong." Have the kittehs settled in comfortably? Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2016 10:29 AM (noWW6) 256
Snarky answer is that pets ride free.
Snarky but not wrong. "Pets" really does seem to be the attitude. Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at January 06, 2016 10:29 AM (6QfRC) 257
The Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect is strong here. The Apple report is something that an analyst made up without any hard data, and the rest of the media rushed to follow. Why? Because they still hold a grudge that Steve Jobs told TFG he was going to destroy the economy.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 06, 2016 10:29 AM (S+N7W) 258
I've wondered this about the shots. Are schools requiring illegals to be vaccinated? "
As Lizzy pointed out, no one's allowed to ask. Ever. Here's your 30 pieces, school board... Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at January 06, 2016 10:30 AM (C9pBZ) Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 10:30 AM (REkPr) 260
"It's not bad so far,"
I didn't realize you were in Germany. Good luck avoiding the roving bands of muzzies! Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2016 10:30 AM (GZ6Pf) 261
Even Apple TV is behind the times and this is an area where they should excel.
I have an Apple tv and a bunch of Amazon Fire Sticks. Apple tv is relegated to seldom used television. If it wasn't a gift I would just toss it away. Only Apple item in the house. Posted by: free range jihadist at January 06, 2016 10:30 AM (fbovC) 262
She was stabbed - not fingered.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 10:31 AM (iQIUe) Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at January 06, 2016 10:31 AM (xWW96) Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 06, 2016 10:31 AM (9krrF) 265
Happy bday, chique!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 06, 2016 10:31 AM (gW5Vg) 266
Happy birthday to me!
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 06, 2016 10:28 AM (PjWy4) Yay! Have a good one! Posted by: Mainah at January 06, 2016 10:32 AM (659DL) 267
Have the kittehs settled in comfortably?
Better than I have. Lots of windows with deep sills here. Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at January 06, 2016 10:32 AM (6QfRC) 268
Figures that stupid Google+ was the culprit.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 06, 2016 10:32 AM (l2max) 269
I find it sort of ironic that the last Google holdout for me is YouTube, and I only use that for gun videos.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 06, 2016 10:34 AM (l2max) 270
I didn't see it answered on the other thread.
Did Cruz have a double passport or a Canadian passport? Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 06, 2016 10:34 AM (LXJ1e) 271
Since we have HUMINT assets on the ground, we should.
- Huma HUMINT? Some things shouldn't be known. Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 10:34 AM (Nwg0u) 272
268 Posted by: Chupacabra at January 06, 2016 10:32 AM (l2max)
Remember folks mistrusting Goggle is paranoia.... there's no way the IT people are fascist assholes. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 10:34 AM (g8Hfr) 273
261: "I have an Apple tv and a bunch of Amazon Fire Sticks. Apple tv is relegated to seldom used television."
I had an Apple tv to test the waters before cutting the cord. Now that I have been off cable for a number of months, I love the Roku 4. Haven't touched the Apple tv for a long time. It is just too limited in what is accessible. Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 06, 2016 10:34 AM (4nmNX) 274
Reading that orwellian NR puff piece really made me feel sick. Im not quite sure how I ll make it through an entire campaign with people like that.
Posted by: The Nayden Broad at January 06, 2016 10:34 AM (DkQL9) 275
Happy birthday, chique!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2016 10:34 AM (NOIQH) 276
I've wondered this about the shots. Are schools requiring illegals to be vaccinated? Or is that only a requirement for non-illegals? And if they're not required to have them, I'd be more than pissed if my kid caught some crazy disease. It's a "requirement." I brought this up to our (past) PTA president when I was wondering how many unaccompanied minors were being put in our school. I said I was wondering how the vaccination requirements were being handled, since there are no records. Her response, honest to God was "Well, you shouldn't have a problem if your child is vaccinated. He won't catch anything. But the medical facilities in their home countries are just as good as ours and they are getting vaccinations thanks to the UN and other organizations." Sigh. She moved to Montgomery County over the summer (good place for her) so we don't have to deal with her any more. But that's basically the mindset. Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 06, 2016 10:35 AM (eytER) 277
Good luck avoiding the roving bands of muzzies!
They don't really roam so much as loiter. Seems a bit like Milwaukee, actually--if they get arrested after assaulting someone the court sends them back out to do it some more because it wouldn't be fair to hold them accountable for their actions. See also the comment about pets, except bitey dogs get put down. Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at January 06, 2016 10:35 AM (6QfRC) 278
Happy birthday to me!
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 06, 2016 10:28 AM (PjWy4) Happy Birfday, chique. Soooo, um, when was the last time you got spanked on your BD? Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 10:35 AM (LUgeY) 279
269 Posted by: Chupacabra at January 06, 2016 10:34 AM (l2max)
We should create a "guntube" that works like "prono-tube".... I posted a lengthy rant about why the conservative movement *should* go the BET ghetto mode last year before I pulled the fade.... BET elected a radical ideologue on a 40 year timeline.... the conservative ghetto would probably elect a sane genuine Constitutionalist in 30. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 10:36 AM (g8Hfr) 280
Apple TV's good for pushing stuff from Apple products, or if you use iTunes match or Apple Music.
If I didn't do those things, I'd probably just use a Fire stick or something. Posted by: Chupacabra at January 06, 2016 10:36 AM (l2max) 281
277: "They don't really roam so much as loiter."
Reminds me of the Turks I would see in Frankfurt back in the early nineties. Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 06, 2016 10:36 AM (4nmNX) 282
Shame about Hickok. He's a nice, easy watch.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2016 10:36 AM (LA7Cm) 283
Haven't touched the Apple tv for a long time. It is just too limited in what is accessible.
The older ones definitely were. The new one with the app store is much better - there's a real Plex client on it now, and if you know what that means you know why it's awesome. Posted by: Ian S. at January 06, 2016 10:36 AM (S+N7W) 284
I didn't see it answered on the other thread.
Did Cruz have a double passport or a Canadian passport? He had a N. Korean H-bomb, chemical weapons from Syria, and a pass to one of Trump's casinos. One of the dead ones. Posted by: AoSHQ Welcoming Committe at January 06, 2016 10:37 AM (326rv) 285
I didn't see it answered on the other thread.
Did Cruz have a double passport or a Canadian passport? Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 06, 2016 10:34 AM (LXJ1e) He's never had one. Non-issue. Posted by: Mainah at January 06, 2016 10:37 AM (659DL) 286
Soooo, um, when was the last time you got spanked on your BD?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 10:35 AM (LUgeY) ![]() I wondered how long before someone made a spanking reference. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 06, 2016 10:37 AM (gW5Vg) 287
Since his election, Rubio has delivered, becoming one of the most consistent and eloquent conservatives in the Senate. My colleague, Jim Geraghty, has outlined his stratospheric ratings from the American Conservative Union, National Rifle Association, National Right to Life, and the Family Research Council.
LOL. Rubio gets his best ratings from La Raza. He's nothing but a treasonous little worm who should be shipped out to Mexico or some other latin american shithole so that he can be with his true constituents. And National Review should take their sorry asses and go with him. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 06, 2016 10:38 AM (zc3Db) 288
Happy birfday, chique! It's a public holiday here...
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at January 06, 2016 10:38 AM (6QfRC) 289
I would contribute to it, Sven.
Posted by: Chupacabra at January 06, 2016 10:38 AM (l2max) 290
286: "I wondered how long before someone made a spanking reference."
Because shocking the monkey is too 80's. Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 06, 2016 10:39 AM (4nmNX) 291
Happy birthday to me!
Posted by: chique Happy birthday! On my b-day, I usually have my favorite, German chocolate cake. Of course now they'll change its name to Kraut Khokolat Happy Rapey Kake. Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 10:39 AM (Nwg0u) 292
BET elected a radical ideologue on a 40 year timeline....
I'm interested in this theory, because it seems to me more like the media/Hollywood in general elected the radical ideologue, with an assist from McCain's campaign staff. Posted by: Ian S. at January 06, 2016 10:39 AM (S+N7W) 293
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 06, 2016 10:28 AM (PjWy4)
Happy b-day Chique. May you have many more. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 06, 2016 10:39 AM (GDulk) 294
It's a "requirement."
I brought this up to our (past) PTA president when I was wondering how many unaccompanied minors were being put in our school. I said I was wondering how the vaccination requirements were being handled, since there are no records. Her response, honest to God was "Well, you shouldn't have a problem if your child is vaccinated. He won't catch anything. But the medical facilities in their home countries are just as good as ours and they are getting vaccinations thanks to the UN and other organizations." Sigh. She moved to Montgomery County over the summer (good place for her) so we don't have to deal with her any more. But that's basically the mindset. Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at January 06, 2016 10:35 AM (eytER) Sigh....well that's just great. My daughter is about a year and a half away from kindergarten, in Fairfax. Posted by: Mainah at January 06, 2016 10:39 AM (659DL) 295
"Well, the district bused our son across two highways to get him to that
school. We didn't realize how crappy it was because it is a 'recommended' campus (a Texas thing based on test scores)." Texas, under George W. Bush, was one of the first states to begin testing along the lines of what later evolved nationally into NCLB. All that this did was to give TX educrats an early leg up in figuring out how to cynically game the system, the same way that educrats everywhere always do. Some may recall that Dubya picked Rod Paige as Secretary of Education, based on the supposedly brilliant turnaround in the Houston schools which Paige had overseen during the new testing regime. It then later came out that there had been a truly massive and systematic pencil-whipping of those test results by the Houston ISD to include outright fraud. Bushite "compassionate conservatism" again. Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2016 10:39 AM (noWW6) 296
Happy one, chique.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2016 10:39 AM (LA7Cm) 297
But the medical facilities in their home countries are just as good as ours and they are getting vaccinations thanks to the UN and other organizations."
Pro tip: If the home countries medical facilities were just as good as ours, the UN and other orgs would be no where to be found. The UN only goes into shitholes. Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2016 10:39 AM (REkPr) 298
BET elected a radical ideologue on a 40 year timeline....
They had the benefit of accomplices keeping them as pets. We don't have that advantage to work with. Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 06, 2016 10:39 AM (9krrF) 299
LOL. Rubio gets his best ratings from La Raza.
He's nothing but a treasonous little worm who should be shipped out to Mexico or some other latin american shithole so that he can be with his true constituents. And National Review should take their sorry asses and go with him. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair if I thought for a moment that he would use his multilingual, two-faced act for our benefit, I might consider him. but, no, so no. Posted by: AoSHQ Welcoming Committe at January 06, 2016 10:40 AM (326rv) 300
I wondered how long before someone made a spanking reference.
That's always good for a laugh at a gig when some cute young lady says it's her BD. I've never been taken up on it, sadly. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 10:40 AM (LUgeY) 301
re: Cruz' citizenship
Why are we putting a burden on candidates that we don't put on the electorate? /s Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 06, 2016 10:40 AM (NeFrd) 302
(nood!)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at January 06, 2016 10:40 AM (6QfRC) 303
Newsweek called Ted Cruz a nazi.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 10:40 AM (iQIUe) 304
iCar is just a profoundly stupid idea....tho perhaps they're wanting to tap into that sweet sweet gov't money ala Elon Musk. Then who needs consumers?
Fareed Zakaria had a segment on last Sunday's GPS show where he claimed that Apple and Tesla were successful mainly because of government subsidies. "You didn't build that." Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 06, 2016 10:41 AM (FkBIv) 305
Ace is awake. Guess no more Art threads.
Posted by: HH at January 06, 2016 10:41 AM (DrCtv) Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2016 10:42 AM (noWW6) 307
Haven't touched the Apple tv for a long time. It is just too limited in what is accessible.Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 06, 2016 10:34 AM
Once I figured out how to load Kodi on the Firestick it was over for the Apple. Had a relative over during the holidays who dared me to find something extremely esoteric. Took 30 seconds... It wasn't pr0n, but yeah, that's kind of a given that Its available In a couple clicks when there are something like 10, 000 content providers available through Kodi. Posted by: free range jihadist at January 06, 2016 10:42 AM (fbovC) 308
292 Posted by: Ian S. at January 06, 2016 10:39 AM (S+N7W)
Your observation is true, BUT the BET ghetto used their vote and voice as leverage to tip the Whore E Wood and Infotainment Biz towards their "guy." Orca WInnifried and other members of the "communi-tay" dubbed Red Diaper Jesus as "duh one" and cut the nuts off of anyone who pointed out (correctly) that Jugears was not authentic.... The black ghetto media acted as a cowboy for the Establishment Donk Mocha Messiah complex.... "get on da bus" as Spike Lee said. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 10:42 AM (g8Hfr) 309
Here's what I don't understand, then: How did Rubio morph -- in the eyes of his critics -- from tea party to "establishment" in less than one election cycle?
By attempting to selling out his countrymen in service to the Oligarchy. Duh. Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 06, 2016 10:42 AM (evdj2) 310
Bushite "compassionate conservatism" again.
Caveat: if there's a qualifier in front of the word "conservative," it ain't conservative. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 10:42 AM (LUgeY) 311
LOL. Rubio gets his best ratings from La Raza.
He's nothing but a treasonous little worm who should be shipped out to Mexico or some other latin american shithole so that he can be with his true constituents. President Cruz should name him Ambassador to Cuba* *h/t to DrewM for the snark Posted by: AltonJackson at January 06, 2016 10:42 AM (ZQfW9) 312
Step One: Create crappy self-driving car that can't hack human traffic
Step Two: Call it safer and greener, tout as "for the children" Step Three: Lobby to force all cars to be replaced with your robocar Step Four: Profit! - Ah, the Chipotle strategy. Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 06, 2016 10:43 AM (Nwg0u) 313
298 Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 06, 2016 10:39 AM (9krrF)
sure we do if we overtly sit out for the Rockerfellers everywhere we can.... Look how many seats the CBC has leveraged. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 06, 2016 10:43 AM (g8Hfr) 314
Who dat [Hickok45] be?
He's a firearm reviewer on youtube. Completely uncontroversial guy, just enjoys guns. Never heard anything political from him. Link from Chupacabra indicates maybe his termination was just a SNAFU, not necessarily nefarious. If youtube decided to shut down a nice guy like Hickok45 simply because of anti-gun agenda, that would be far more worrying than anything Captain Bullsh!t proposed yesterday. Posted by: gp at January 06, 2016 10:43 AM (+Jpqc) 315
Thanks, everyone!
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 06, 2016 10:43 AM (PjWy4) 316
And Happy 29+n chique!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 06, 2016 10:44 AM (9krrF) 317
285 I didn't see it answered on the other thread.
Did Cruz have a double passport or a Canadian passport? Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 06, 2016 10:34 AM (LXJ1e) He's never had one. Non-issue. Posted by: Mainah at January 06, 2016 10:37 AM (659DL) ------------ Thanks for the answer. That's the only problem I have with Trump's statement. He uses the term "double passport" like he knows Cruz had a double passport. Of course, if Cruz did have passport that indicated Canadian and American citizenship, that would make him and outright liar about not knowing his citizenship status WRT Canada. Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 06, 2016 10:45 AM (LXJ1e) Posted by: zombie sidney harman at January 06, 2016 10:45 AM (evdj2) 319
Self-driving cars have announced interest from Google, Nvidia, Volvo, GM, BMW, Mercedes, Toyota, and Honda. (Apple, notably, has never said word one about it, but the media insists they must be doing something with it). I think they see the progs' next move as clearly as I do: mandatory public transportation, which until the Glorious Light Rail is constructed will consist of a government fleet of self-driving cars.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 06, 2016 10:45 AM (S+N7W) 320
Newsweek called Ted Cruz a nazi.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 06, 2016 10:40 AM (iQIUe) _______ The guy who did that is named Nazaryan. Honestly, would you make nazi jokes about others with such a name? Posted by: The Nayden Broad at January 06, 2016 10:46 AM (DkQL9) 321
Heh, Brother Cavil!
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 06, 2016 10:47 AM (PjWy4) 322
David French is a good guy and a good writer. That said - National Reviubio.
Posted by: Boone at January 06, 2016 10:52 AM (vq6QR) 323
278 Happy birthday to me!
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 06, 2016 10:28 AM (PjWy4) Happy Birfday, chique. Soooo, um, when was the last time you got spanked on your BD? Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2016 10:35 AM (LUgeY) I volunteer as tribute!!! Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 06, 2016 10:59 AM (kpqmD) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0642 seconds. |
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