Hillary Clinton: Aliens May Have Visited Us Already; Vows to Get to the Bottom of UFOs

Jon Podhoretz said, correctly, that if any Republican candidate had said this, it would be screaming news all over every dial and website -- a perfect Otherizing story illustrating the strange, anti-scientific beliefs of Republicans.

You remember how much play Ben Carson's speculations about pyramid granaries got.

But Hillary Clinton says it, so it's just a story about a politician interested in citizen concerns.

Hillary Clinton says that aliens may have already visited humanity.

"I think we may have been [visited already]. We don't know for sure," the Democratic presidential front-runner told The Conway Daily Sun during a campaign stop in New Hampshire last week.


Her comment came after being asked about her husband Bill Clinton's comments during an appearance on late-night show "Jimmy Kimmel Live" in 2014, when he suggested that extraterrestrial life could exist.

...

Hillary Clinton told a Sun reporter that she would "get to the bottom" of UFOs.

Whether extraterrestrial life exists, and whether extraterrestrial life has visited us, are too very, very different questions.

Based on probabilities -- assuming that no godlike miracle is required for life, and further assuming that even if a godlike miracle is required for life, this miracle didn't occur only on earth -- it is extremely likely, bordering on certain, that extraterrestrial life exists, or has existed.

Based on the fact that there is absolutely no evidence of any visitations to earth by such life, apart from stray sightings of something in the sky (which are more easily explainable as metereological effects), the answer to the question whether the earth has been visited is a "almost certainly not."

Add into that the famous question asked by Fermi -- "If aliens exist: Then where are they?," i.e., why does evidence of them not abound, why are we not picking up radio signals from their past communications (and certainly they would have gone through a radio age, just as we did, even if they then moved on to something more clever) -- and the apparently impossibility of FTL travel and so forth.

Add into that that the only explanation for why we don't know about alien visitations is a massive and vicious government conspiracy to keep us ignorant, which is a strange position to take for someone who was once, in her own telling, co-president of the US.


But you know -- They Love science.

Just ask 'em.

They'll tell you.


Posted by: Ace at 12:34 PM




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1 she's not satan...she's an alien

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 04, 2016 12:28 PM (0O7c5)

2 My probe is going nowhere near that FUPA

Posted by: The Alien at January 04, 2016 12:31 PM (89T5c)

3 ah, I remember those days 'getting to the bottom' with Barry.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 04, 2016 12:31 PM (27KAF)

4 I found this odd...

Posted by: donna at January 04, 2016 12:32 PM (/dSsq)

5 Illegal aliens?

Posted by: HH at January 04, 2016 12:33 PM (DrCtv)

6 Uh oh, Huma or an assistant will pay for this bit of unscripted media interaction!!!!!!

Granny doesn't like it when she slips in public.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:34 PM (NOIQH)

7 Wrapping up the tinfoil vote.

Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2016 12:34 PM (jBuUi)

8 Based on probabilities -- assuming that no godlike miracle is required for life, and further assuming that even if a godlike miracle is required for life, this miracle didn't occur only on earth -- it is extremely likely, bordering on certain, that extraterrestrial life exists, or has existed.


Stuart Kaufman's "At Home in the Universe" is a fantastic description of how chemistry and physics practically compel the formation of life.

It's very sciency and over my head, but it does not negate God in the process, He may well have invented all the rules of valences and bonding and the tendency of things to want to organize themselves into DNA. Fascinating book.


Based on the fact that there is absolutely no evidence of any visitations to earth by such life, apart from stray sightings of something in the sky (which are more easily explainable as metereological effects), the answer to the question whether the earth has been visited is a "almost certainly not."


Oh I don't want to be anywhere near alexthechick when she reads this.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (1xUj/)

9 The SCOAMF loves the probe too much. We nicknamed it "the Reggie".

Posted by: The Alien at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (89T5c)

10 Add into that the famous question asked by Fermi -- "If aliens exist: Then where are they?,"

I don't know why anyone would think we could "see" them in any way, shape or form.

Perhaps we should be saying "Detectable Aliens..."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (qCMvj)

11 All the UFOs on movies have the doors on the bottom.

Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (DL2i+)

12 "Easily confused"


Yep. That.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (NOIQH)

13 "Mrs. Clinton's future head of OSTP."

After having the batshit insane John Holdren as the Presidential Science Advisor under Obama -- someone who has argued for putting sterilant chemicals in the nation's water supply to control population and for "de-developing" the industrial USA back into a rural Eden -- having the Ancient Aliens guy would actually come as a huge relief.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (noWW6)

14 Considering that Hillary seems barely human, she may have been referring to herself.

Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (jBuUi)

15 This seems a good place to have some fun in the comments.

Alright Horde, aliens' summary to their superior after observing Earth......Go!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (gW5Vg)

16
She would know. Im waiting fore somebody to peel off her face so we can see that reptile skin.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 12:36 PM (8XRCm)

17
This is why I support the death penalty. This mother is so sad:

Long wait for justice nears end for families of serial killer Oscar Ray Bolin Jr.'s victims

http://goo.gl/iN4zfk

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 04, 2016 12:36 PM (iQIUe)

18 Do we know what prescriptions Hillary takes every day? Are there any hallucinogens?

Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 12:36 PM (TxJGV)

19 She better watch out. My understanding is the black-budget-agencies don't like Presidential meddlers. One theory is that they killed Kennedy.

Posted by: scorecard at January 04, 2016 12:36 PM (1uTkE)

20 Can Area 69 please keep her?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2016 12:36 PM (/fW7M)

21 I want to believe...

...that Cruz or Trump will win. See what I did there?

Also, aliens, sure. Why not? Science fiction seems to hit the mark more often the SCIENCE does.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 04, 2016 12:36 PM (Rwa4N)

22 Can the space brothers cure cankles?

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at January 04, 2016 12:37 PM (ucB75)

23 Huh? In this day of twitter, facebook etc., do people really believe an alien could make contact and no one would find out about it?

Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 12:37 PM (a0IVu)

24 Well, thank goodness someone has finally had the courage to bring this long taboo subject up! No surprise here that it was that visionary public servant Mrs. Clinton! Let the Right Wing Hate Machine point and laugh, but I'm sure that I and all fair minded, right thinking people look forward to the possible solutions aliens can bring to the problems facing America's middle class working families!

Posted by: Real Everyday American at January 04, 2016 12:37 PM (YFFpo)

25 If Hillary wants to speculate about strange activities up at Area 51, she's going to have to explain why it was that the USAF, on the say-so of Secretary Sheila Widnall, federally annexed a bunch of adjoining land back during her husband's administration.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 04, 2016 12:38 PM (noWW6)

26 Well, James Carville did work for the Clintons.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:38 PM (SEFXb)

27 >>She would know. Im waiting fore somebody to peel off her face so we can see that reptile skin.

Horns, hoofs and a pointed tail, I would guess, indicating she's more likely a resident of an, er, more subterranean locale, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:38 PM (NOIQH)

28 Lets not forget Hillary is a former Marine who was forced by circumstance to advance under withering machine gun fire in the Balkans. She has more credibility than most when it comes to alien life videos.

Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (TxJGV)

29
So what was it that prompted her to stay?

Posted by: irongrampa at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (jeCnD)

30 People from Mars have invaded Earth several times. It's attacks!

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (3GAnN)

31 Well, James Carville did work for the Clintons.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:38 PM (SEFXb)

----

Now that you mention it..... he does look like a Grey doesnt he.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

32 I promise to get to the bottom of this and visit Area 51 myself and open up an independent probe. There might just be a 'blue dress moment' when the evidence is laid bare.

*flushes toilet*

Posted by: Hillary Redham Clinton at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (fbovC)

33 Oh, now nice! "To Serve Man"...

Posted by: Hillary! at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (YFFpo)

34 Giorgio Tsloukas believes in aliens because he hopes that one day they return so he can finally go home.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (zt+N6)

35 When did The History Channel give a drunk, bearded Hillary Clinton a TV show?

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (P5mpr)

36 why must it always be assumed that aliens will be so much more advanced than humans. for all we know they could make caveman look like Steve Jobs. not that I believe in aliens.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (SEFXb)

37 Oh shit. I thought when I read it this morning here it was a joke.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (fWAjv)

38 As a cruel joke, we dumped Farrakhan in America. We will be returning to the other side of the moon now.

Posted by: The Alien at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (89T5c)

39 If a republican said this, the MSM would go into a week-long campaign highlighting "stories" about the candidate's "fracturing support" among the religious, non-alien believing Right.

Posted by: Mainah at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (659DL)

40 It's not fun being an illegal alien.

Posted by: Phil Collins at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (FkBIv)

41 We finally started to take you all seriously when you finally got to your Moon...

Then we had to come down, and inform you of the fact you are not welcome out here until you grow up...

So after 1974 you were not allowed out of Earth Orbit.

Hillary already knows this... proving once more your leaders lie, which is WHY we don't want you out here.

Posted by: Third Talon Klathu, Crewmember of @$^#$ Fleet embargoing Sol 3 at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (f7rv6)

42 28 Lets not forget Hillary is a former Marine who was forced by circumstance to advance under withering machine gun fire in the Balkans. She has more credibility than most when it comes to alien life videos.

Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (TxJGV)



Her willingness to speak out on this subject just further shows us the kind of bravery we saw when she insisted that her plane land amid withering sniper fire in Bosnia.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (gW5Vg)

43 "What would you say to ant-science, flat-earthers who try to bully the first woman president into denying the possibility of life beyond earth?"

Posted by: 8 year old Hillary! townhall attendee - totes spontaneously at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (NOIQH)

44 having the Ancient Aliens guy would actually come as a huge relief.

Going by the hair I'd guess Giorgio sp? is a Trump fan.

Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (DL2i+)

45 "I only read about this in the newspapers."

"Nobody is angrier than I am about this."

"We are going to find out who is responsible and hold them accountable"

Haha, tricked you, never said the last one!

Posted by: Barrack's Hillary's Talking Points at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (laMCB)

46 She is about as smart as the average truther, she has the personality of an ancient Greek Harpy (not the modern liberal woman type), and lies like the centaur Nessos.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (t2KH5)

47 >>>I don't know why anyone would think we could "see" them in any way, shape or form.

Perhaps we should be saying "Detectable Aliens..."

why would you physically travel somewhere and not poke around when you get there, or say hi to the indigenous life?

What is the point of physical travel if you don't do those things?

Posted by: King Obama the Golfer at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (dciA+)

48 "Alright Horde, aliens' summary to their superior after observing Earth......Go!"

Nothing will ever top Terry Bisson's short story _They're Made Out Of Meat_.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (noWW6)

49 36 why must it always be assumed that aliens will be so much more advanced than humans. for all we know they could make caveman look like Steve Jobs. not that I believe in aliens.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (SEFXb)
Because when you fail to anthropomorphize creation weird shit starts to go down.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (P5mpr)

50 &*Kim92u5()+fjkdl;adkfjalskdjf(fj;askldu89()!

(Translation: "Of course we control your minds! How do think we do the anal probes without you squirming? BWAhahahaha!")

Posted by: Fra'qit of Blan'Frang at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (RD7QR)

51 Hillary Clinton told a Sun reporter that she would "get to the bottom" of UFOs.

-------

The only "bottom" Hillary is going to get to is Huma's.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (8XRCm)

52 40 It's not fun being an illegal alien.


Posted by: Phil Collins at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (FkBIv)


That song is Soooooo last Century!

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 12:42 PM (f7rv6)

53 Bazonga Klepto Yomama.

Posted by: ClapToo at January 04, 2016 12:42 PM (FkBIv)

54 Conspiracy theorists wil actually have a field day with this.

It's by now a standard part of the theory that every new President, within days of assuming office, is shown "The Evidence" -- proof that aliens did indeed land on Earth (usually New Mexico in the '40s or '50s). Only a few select Top Men in military intelligence, plus of course The President, ever get to see The Evidence.

So, presumably, in 1993 Bill Clinton got to see it - -the flying saucer parts, the alien bodies, etc.

And then, as one would expect, he told his wife about what he saw.

So Hillary, the theory goes, is one of the few people who knows that we have indeed been visited by aliens.

They'll be talking about this accidental admission in the forums for months and months, guaranteed.

Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2016 12:42 PM (jBuUi)

55 why didn't bill tell her about the information he was given upon his election.....don't they brief every president about the aliens on their inauguration? isn't that the first thing they do? or am i thinking about the kennedy assassination information?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 04, 2016 12:42 PM (0O7c5)

56 Hasn't Fermi been refuted with all the extra requirements for a planet being able to sustain life? They started with a few, now there are some 200. So instead of "probably a billion habitable" it went to "improbable there could be even one (us)".

Or maybe that was made up by silly Christians, like "Planet X". But yeah, Hillary is pandering and/or dumb. Any being that is capable of such light year travel would be more like a god than a mere "alien".

Posted by: Illiniwek at January 04, 2016 12:42 PM (5Gpe2)

57 She's shooting for the George Noory vote.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 12:42 PM (6UaFw)

58 >>>why must it always be assumed that aliens will be so much more advanced than humans. for all we know they could make caveman look like Steve Jobs. not that I believe in aliens.

most aliens would be bacteria and insects, but the probability would be, given so many rolls of the dice (there are trillions of stars) that at least a fair number of species attained technological literacy.

Posted by: King Obama the Golfer at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (dciA+)

59 If Hillary thought someone was a possible voter and not an evil Republican plant, she would answer any question in the same sort of way: "That's a very interesting idea" or "I'm going to get to the bottom of this" I think she has a selected number of answers they program her with.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (M+RRn)

60 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1NYhbiiiFw

Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (DL2i+)

61 Of course I'm not afraid to discuss possible alien visitations and to investigate UFOs. I'm a Scorpio--I'm not afraid of scientific inquiry.

Posted by: Downhome Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (3GAnN)

62 I have a few relatives that would crawl through broken glass to vote for this corrupt bitch. Makes me sick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (89T5c)

63 "Why do Republicans hate ET?"

Posted by: 8 year old Hillary! townhall attendee - totes spontaneously at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (NOIQH)

64 Why is it that being a Looney toons criminal retard only enhances your chances of being elected if you are a democrat?

Posted by: StrawMan at January 04, 2016 12:44 PM (K/p7v)

65 Add into that the famous question asked by Fermi -- "If aliens exist: Then where are they?,"

Answered by Szilard, I believe,

"They are among us, but they call themselves Hungarians."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 12:44 PM (zc3Db)

66 The truth is out there! and Hillary! knows.


http://tinyurl.com/hlkoaer

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 12:44 PM (fWAjv)

67 BCochran, already wrote it without even knowing Hillary! was going to talk about the ET type aliens.

https://www.libertyislandmag.com/creator/atelier/content.html?ln=finalcontact

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2016 12:44 PM (/fW7M)

68
Alien: "Take me to your leader."

Earthling: "Try the golf course."

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 12:44 PM (HgMAr)

69 Inquiring minds want to know if Hillary distills her own craft gin at home in her basement or has she totally gone commercial.

Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (TxJGV)

70 Well, she's definitely locked up the tin foil hat vote with that comment.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (laMCB)

71 also, why is it taken for granted that aliens would want to explore other parts of the universe if they existed?

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (SEFXb)

72 I need to lock up the

*hic*

Star Wars vote.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (89T5c)

73 >>why didn't bill tell her about the information he was given upon his election.


Because he told his mistress?
I'm assuming that's who he spent more one-on-one time with, not Hillary.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (NOIQH)

74 38 As a cruel joke, we dumped Farrakhan in America. We will be returning to the other side of the moon now.
Posted by: The Alien at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (89T5c)

That jerk caused the race riots in the 60s and 70s. Practical joke by the Great Detractor; he thought it was funny as hell.

Posted by: K at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (P5mpr)

75 Wasn't Jimmy Carter supposed to get to the bottom of this?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 12:46 PM (FkBIv)

76 What's weird to me about this exchange is that...wouldn't she know? I mean let's just be crazy and assume for the second that there are aliens. The president would surely be aware of this fact, right? And you know you'd tell your wife if aliens showed up in Fargo.

So...why the "I'll get to the bottom of it!" act? She's not some random shmuck who's just asking questions, yet she positions herself as though she is.

She can't simultaneously be Just Like You tm and also Super Accomplished Former First Lady.

Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 12:46 PM (LzzEz)

77 Undocumented Cosmic Visitors

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 12:46 PM (fWAjv)

78
Hillary Clinton says that aliens may have already visited humanity.




Ssssshe liessssss.

Posted by: The Space Lizards

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 04, 2016 12:46 PM (kdS6q)

79 Well, she's definitely locked up the tin foil hat vote with that comment.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (laMCB)

--------

Do you know "why" the gonvernment mandated the switch from tin foil to aluminum foil????

Tin foil *actually* works.

Remember folks.... its not paranoia if they *are* out to get you.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (8XRCm)

80 It was space aliens who raped all of those women, not my husband. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Hillarity! at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (eNOP+)

81 What kind of fake accent is Hillary going to come up with to appeal to the alien conspiracy voter? Or does "I ain't noways tard" still work?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (nFdGS)

82 Now it all becomes clear.

It is a coincidence that Rowdy Roddy Piper died "accidentally" just as Hillary's campaign was ramping up to full strength?

I think not!

Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (jBuUi)

83 62 I have a few relatives that would crawl through broken glass to vote for this corrupt bitch. Makes me sick.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (89T5c)

Sounds like an opportunity to me!

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (P5mpr)

84 Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2016 12:42 PM (jBuUi)

That CIA dude and Data at Area 51 never told me that...

Posted by: Bill Pullman as Prez in ID at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (+ik1L)

85 As a cruel joke, we dumped Farrakhan in America.

That's like dumping a flaming bag of dog poop on the front porch and ringing the door bell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (FkBIv)

86 Wasn't Jimmy Carter supposed to get to the bottom of this?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 12:46 PM (FkBIv)

He was too busy fighting off killer bunnies.

Posted by: StrawMan at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (K/p7v)

87 >>She can't simultaneously be Just Like You tm and also Super Accomplished Former First Lady.

But she can *not* be both of those things simultaneously! *)

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (NOIQH)

88 67 BCochran, already wrote it without even knowing Hillary! was going to talk about the ET type aliens.

https://www.libertyislandmag.com/creator/atelier/content.html?ln=finalcontact

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2016 12:44 PM (/fW7M)



LMAO

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (gW5Vg)

89 I'm so glad the problems of ISIS, economic upheaval, syrian refugees and climate issues have been completely solved, so the candidates can move on to important topics, like alien visits to earth.

We are so screwed.

Posted by: Moki at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (7q2ch)

90 71 also, why is it taken for granted that aliens would want to explore other parts of the universe if they existed?

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (SEFXb)


Actually.... herbivores only expand until they run out of range..

Carnivores however will compete for hunting grounds... same with omnivores...

Thus, its most likely an expanding Race would be assholes, like us... Peaceful enlightened Herbivore type species would not have the same Darwinian drives to expand..

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (f7rv6)

91 81 What kind of fake accent is Hillary going to come up with to appeal to the alien conspiracy voter? Or does "I ain't noways tard" still work?
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge


{In robotic vote) "Klaatu barata nikto. Vote for me."

Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (jBuUi)

92 The killer bunny was ET.

Jimmy got the message.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (/fW7M)

93 I agree with Hillary. Of course there are aliens. Didn't all of you view the documentaries "Independence Day" and "Signs," among others?

Posted by: Slappy at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (KS+qL)

94 If they visited us we can assume their technology is better, but some of the same people who disparage a belief in God "invisible daddy in the sky" yada, yada believe in aliens from the sky who are naturally more beneficent and ethically evolved. Maybe they're like the aliens in "Mars Attacks" really, really not nice or who are just waiting for us to kill ourselves off before they do anything else on our planet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (M+RRn)

95
Hillary! just wants to make sure they all get food stamps and register as Democrats.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (HgMAr)

96 Hillary vows to get to the bottom of UFOs? Anal probes hardest hit.

Posted by: physics geek at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (MT22W)

97 If we had an impartial news media, every other question of her would be about whether she believes in various things:

Santa Claus, fairies, remote viewing, crop circles, ghosts and communication with the dead...

If we had an impartial news media. But we don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (Dj0WE)

98
Personally, I thing that evil hag is in league with the aliens. Just wait until random conservative bloggers and uppity right wingers start having xenomorphs burst from their chests. Then you will believe.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (j4wsR)

99 What kind of fake accent is Hillary going to come up with to appeal to the alien conspiracy voter?

She carries an electronic keyboard with her for just such events.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (zc3Db)

100 Now for the really icky part......

Posted by: Dr Okun helping Hillary off with her coat at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (l3vZN)

101 That CIA dude and Data at Area 51 never told me that...
Posted by: Bill Pullman as Prez in ID at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (+ik1L)

Reeeelease.....meeeeeee

Posted by: Alien in ID at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (659DL)

102 Huma's tongue must be a UFO, since it's gotten to the bottom of Hillary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (cKwwS)

103 This fucking bitch is crazy. You can have her back.

Posted by: Mork from Ork- Nanu, Nanu bitches! at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (89T5c)

104 Hillary is the smartest woman alive the same weight Barack Obama has the highest presidential IQ ever.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (SEFXb)

105 >>Reeeelease.....meeeeeee

Weeeee waaaaant youuuuuuu tooooo dieeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (NOIQH)

106
Hillary Clinton added that the chairman of her campaign, John Podesta, is a huge fan of UFO lore. Podesta served as chief of staff to Bill Clinton and counselor to the president for Barack Obama. "He has made me personally pledge we are going to get the information out," said Clinton. "One way or another. Maybe we could have, like, a task force to go to Area 51."

http://tinyurl.com/gtbuz6n



Top men.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (kdS6q)

107 What is it with you people and probing?

Do you think we're harvesting farts?

Posted by: Paul at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (1xUj/)

108 86 Wasn't Jimmy Carter supposed to get to the bottom of this?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 12:46 PM (FkBIv)

He was too busy fighting off killer bunnies.

Posted by: StrawMan at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (K/p7v)


Why do you think he remained silent...

Posted by: Agent Biffles, 0013 Killer Bunny of her Majesties Secret Space Service at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (f7rv6)

109 Carter said he saw a UFO.

Kucinich was from one.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (oVJmc)

110 I have a few relatives that would crawl through broken glass to vote for this corrupt bitch. Makes me sick.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (89T5c)


I just don't get the appeal. The MSM protects her but there is so much smoke = fire info out there about her, you'd think even the grey-haired, organic lettuce munching, anti-war ladies would get a clue.

You have to deliberately shut your eyes and ears to not see that she is one of the most cynical, hypocritical, and corrupt people in the history of the universe. A real life House of Cards character.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (laMCB)

111 The modern "I F'in Love Science" leftist is exactly who CS Lewis was writing about in Oregonmuse's quote in Screwtape Letters. People that turn science and naturalism into a religion. The kind of people that debate endlessly about how only Thor can lift Mjolnir instead of saying "well its magic," because they cannot accept the concept.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (39g3+)

112 79-I've mentioned before that when I worked as a consular officer overseas, one of the first things I was given by my boss was a roll of aluminum foil. I thought it was a joke, but I actually had a fellow come in and ask to speak to me about the gamma rays being beamed into his molars. I made him a foil hat, he put it on, sighed, and went on his merry way. He would come back every couple of months for a new one.

Hand to my heart, this is true.

Posted by: Moki at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (7q2ch)

113 Klaatu. Barata. Nic*cough-cough-cough*

I said the words. Basically. Now vote for me.

Posted by: Hillary for president. at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (MT22W)

114 If I ran a news agency, I would hire Art Bell and put him on the Hilery campaign trail.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (Dj0WE)

115 As a Christian, I believe we live in a fallen world--conceivably the onlysuch world in a vast universe teeming with life and civilizations of all kinds, none or few of which willingly estranged themselves from God. C.S. Lewis addressed this possibility in his Space Trilogy ('Out of the Silent Planet', et al), and it sounds as plausible as any other explanation for the lack of evidence of civilized worlds. We are shunned, avoided, cut off. Wouldn't you?

Lewis once likened prayerto a kind of shortwave radiotransmission from Enemy-held territory. That sounds about right.

Posted by: troyriser at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (UWlp+)

116 This reminds me of a fun short story idea I was kicking around (yet not actually writing because, 5 kids)

Anyway, the premise is that scientists discover irrefutable evidence of alien life through radio transmissions or some such.

All the people who love science sexually are bleating about how this proves there is no god and we're all a bunch of ignorant hicks and blah blah blah.

Society rearranges itself even more toward the godless SJWing in response. Years pass as we try to establish communication and everything goes to utopian shit.

We finally make contact. And what do you know? The aliens also worship a God. His name? YHWH.

Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (GZ6Pf)

117 RON PAUL!!!

Posted by: Zeltrab of Betnax IV at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (oVJmc)

118 Of course aliens exist. And have visited Earth.
How else do you explain Hillary! Clinton?
Well, I guess there is always the existence of satan...

Posted by: Chi at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (gQfxF)

119 Remember when Reagan's wife talked to an astrologer and the press went completely batshit crazy? Good times, good times.

Posted by: physics geek at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (MT22W)

120 And here we thought Valerie Jarrett was just being paid off by *Iran*.

Posted by: JEM at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (o+SC1)

121 This stuff plays well with low info voters who normally don't give a shit about politics, so I'd be careful about deciding this is an issue that will make Hillary look stupid.

Posted by: Tobasco at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (+APs0)

122 >>Reeeelease.....meeeeeee

Weeeee waaaaant youuuuuuu tooooo dieeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (NOIQH)

----

Major.... is this glass bulletproof?????

No???

BLAM
BLAM
BLAM
BLAM

BLAM

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (8XRCm)

123 Weren't UFO's a big deal with Jimmy Carter?

Posted by: HH at January 04, 2016 12:52 PM (DrCtv)

124 Lewis once likened prayerto a kind of shortwave radiotransmission from Enemy-held territory.

Yes, I've always liked that too, Troy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 12:52 PM (M+RRn)

125 Sure, Hillary will get to the bottom of this just as soon as she gets to the bottom of a bottle of Johnnie Walker.

Posted by: Cheri at January 04, 2016 12:52 PM (oiNtH)

126 That clip could easily be morphed into a scene of her eating a mouse at the podium.

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 12:52 PM (fBkaR)

127 Hillary!? I'd hit it.

Posted by: Gorn at January 04, 2016 12:52 PM (HgMAr)

128 How 'bout that? We both eat pussy.

Posted by: ALF at January 04, 2016 12:52 PM (89T5c)

129 Hey Hillary, check Uranus for aliens.

Posted by: no good deed at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM (GgxVX)

130
What kind of fake accent is Hillary going to come up with to appeal to the alien conspiracy voter?

She carries an electronic keyboard with her for just such events.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (zc3Db)









Along with a laser light show she bought at a discount from Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

By the way, she's taking applications for a Frog scientist to run the system......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM (j4wsR)

131 Mrs. Clinton... do you believe in aliens?

"You mean aliens, like those people at the border, you wipe them with a cloth?"

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM (Dj0WE)

132 Are billionaire were-aliens a chick pr0n subgenre?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM (vgIRn)

133 >>A real life House of Cards character.

She's also a mean, foul-mouthed, angry person to everyone around here (provided there's not cameras or VIPs to see it). Regularly screams/swears at Secret Service, underlings, etc. More Leona Helmsley than "everyday American".

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM (NOIQH)

134 107

Do you think we're harvesting farts?

Posted by: Paul at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (1xUj/)

If we're not, we should be. Talk about a renewable resource. I have at least three elderly family members who should be taken by the government to a secret location to do this harvesting. It would at least prevent them from ruining every family get-together.

Posted by: Slappy at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM (KS+qL)

135
Carter said he saw a UFO.

Kucinich was from one.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
..................

and Kasich got his lips stuck to a really cold one.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 12:54 PM (HgMAr)

136 89 I'm so glad the problems of ISIS, economic upheaval, syrian refugees and climate issues have been completely solved, so the candidates can move on to important topics, like alien visits to earth.

We are so screwed.
Posted by: Moki at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (7q2ch)



---------------


Climate issues should be in the same category as space alien issues.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 12:55 PM (6UaFw)

137 There are no aliens. If there were aliens, Trump and his supporters would have demanded their deportation.

Posted by: Begonia at January 04, 2016 12:55 PM (rFimG)

138 If we're not, we should be. Talk about a renewable resource. I have at least three elderly family members who should be taken by the government to a secret location to do this harvesting. It would at least prevent them from ruining every family get-together.

Posted by: Slappy at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM (KS+qL)


Rover! Get out from under there before he shits on you!

Posted by: Just The Punchlines, #22431 at January 04, 2016 12:55 PM (zc3Db)

139 If Kucinich got that hot wife of his from a flying saucer - then sign me up?

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 12:55 PM (fBkaR)

140 Lost so much respect for Gowdy, and one of the reasons was over the weekend he talked on Fox News about how Rubio sat on some intelligence committee and had information that the rest of us do not have.

Now we know why. Secret intelligence, probably throughout the unknown universe, shyly only revealing itself to those insiders.

Was it Brubeck who did 'I'm In With the Inside'?

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (MIKMs)

141 More Leona Helmsley than "everyday American".


Posted by: Lizzy

A former Secret Service agent said that to be assigned to HRC was considered punishment.

Posted by: Cheri at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (oiNtH)

142 Hillary has personally interacted with these UFOs, late at night.

Oddly enough the aliens look like pink elephants.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (4ErVI)

143 139 If Kucinich got that hot wife of his from a flying saucer - then sign me up?

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 12:55 PM (fBkaR)



Her being an alien makes far more sense than anything else.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (gW5Vg)

144 pandermania

Posted by: brak at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (xwPSp)

145 The killer bunny was ET.

Jimmy got the message.


Oh, Jimmah was a UFO guy. He claims to have seen a UFO in 1969 (but later said he did not think it was an alien spacecraft). He also said:

"One thing's for sure, I'll never make fun of people who say they've seen unidentified objects in the sky. If I become President, I'll make every piece of information this country has about UFO sightings available to the public and the scientists."

Boy, Democrats want Jimmy Carter back in the worst way.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (Xd2w5)

146 Only thing she'll get to the bottom of after elected POTUS, is an awful lot of vodka bottles.

Posted by: simplemind at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (JTwsP)

147 The truth was out there.

Unfortunately the server was wiped.

Posted by: The H Files at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (7EHW6)

148 Based on probabilities -- assuming that no godlike miracle is required for life, and further assuming that even if a godlike miracle is required for life, this miracle didn't occur only on earth -- it is extremely likely, bordering on certain, that extraterrestrial life exists, or has existed.

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Big assumptions don't you think?

Posted by: SH at January 04, 2016 12:57 PM (gmeXX)

149 On second thought let's not go to Earth. Tis a silly place.

- Alien's report to Superior.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2016 12:57 PM (WiU5D)

150 If Kucinich got that hot wife of his from a flying saucer - then sign me up?

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 12:55 PM (fBkaR)


I don't think she's hot, at all. She just towers over Kucinich, with blonde hair, and makes people think of Susan Anton. But Susan Anton she ain't.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 12:57 PM (zc3Db)

151
Hey Hillary! Those pink elephants are not aliens.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (HgMAr)

152 I licked a UFO once and the secret service had to chisel my tongue off before it flew away

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (39g3+)

153 I hope the GOP sends staffers in UFO costumes to all her future rallies.

Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (TxJGV)

154 Look, if alien life was good enough for CS Lewis, it's good enough for me.

I want to believe, I really do. But would you contact us if you were an alien? Humans be crazy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (mf5HN)

155 >>Hillary Clinton told a Sun reporter that she would "get to the bottom" of UFOs.<<

But not Benghazi. Got it.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (GGCsk)

156 How will Trump build a wall to stop UFOs? Will he make them pay for it in gold foil wrapped ladnium?

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (fBkaR)

157 Now stay with me on this one folks...
Hillery Clinton has a Tiberian Junker,
which is the favored ship of the Hutts
and she has trapped our new CBC ship in a-
(reading from a card)
-positronic tractor beam. So we're gonna
need a ionic tractor disrupter. Now not
a regular ionic tractor disrupter, but a
NEGATIVE ionic tractor disrupter to uh,
help spread the word of Jesus.

Posted by: P. Robertson at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (Dj0WE)

158 If they visited us we can assume their technology is better, but some of the same people who disparage a belief in God "invisible daddy in the sky" yada, yada believe in aliens from the sky who are naturally more beneficent and ethically evolved. Maybe they're like the aliens in "Mars Attacks" really, really not nice or who are just waiting for us to kill ourselves off before they do anything else on our planet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (M+RRn)

Yep, it's interesting how they mock the idea of a transcendent God (who, by definition, is invisible since He could not be a physical being if He created physicality) but fall prey to all sorts of superstitions and crackpot theories.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:59 PM (SEFXb)

159 >>Hillary Clinton told a Sun reporter that she would "get to the bottom" of UFOs.<<

"What does it matter?"

Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2016 12:59 PM (GGCsk)

160
I don't think she's hot, at all. She just towers over Kucinich, with blonde hair, and makes people think of Susan Anton. But Susan Anton she ain't.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 12:57 PM (zc3Db)

She was a redhead last I checked...

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 12:59 PM (P5mpr)

161 I've read good arguments that explain why even if you reject theistic creation, its exceedingly unlikely we'll ever encounter any alien life anywhere, intelligent or not.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2016 12:59 PM (39g3+)

162 Taking a look at world leaders, and their actions...

If YOU were aliens would you want us out there?

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (f7rv6)

163 She was a redhead last I checked...
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 12:59 PM (P5mpr)

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**raises Spock eyebrow**

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (8XRCm)

164 She was a redhead last I checked...

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 12:59 PM (P5mpr)


Meh ... close enough. A ginger.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (zc3Db)

165 >>Hillary Clinton says that aliens may have already visited humanity.<<

Duh. We see them come across our Southern border every day.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (GGCsk)

166
Clinton joke, some assembly required.
Bill Clinton + probing

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (m3iiU)

167 This reminds me of a fun short story idea I was kicking around (yet not actually writing because, 5 kids)

Anyway, the premise is that scientists discover irrefutable evidence of alien life through radio transmissions or some such.

All the people who love science sexually are bleating about how this proves there is no god and we're all a bunch of ignorant hicks and blah blah blah.

Society rearranges itself even more toward the godless SJWing in response. Years pass as we try to establish communication and everything goes to utopian shit.

We finally make contact. And what do you know? The aliens also worship a God. His name? YHWH.
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (GZ6Pf)

Damn, you had me until the end. I thought their god's name was going to be Obama.

Posted by: StrawMan at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (K/p7v)

168 >> I don't know why anyone would think we could "see" them in
>> any way, shape or form.

>> Perhaps we should be saying "Detectable Aliens..."

Morons! Now pay attention!!!

c.f. Washington, D.C. The turtle is an outstanding example of the state-of-the-art.

Watch the original Men In Black for how this is done. The Truth is out there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (nSW/N)

169 Pair, blonde? I met a tall redhead with pointy nips with a name tag that said she was his wife, did he trade up?

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (fBkaR)

170
113 Klaatu. Barata. Nic*cough-cough-cough*

NiceArmy of Darknessreference!
I trust you are watching Ashe v the Evil Dead?

Posted by: simplemind at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (JTwsP)

171 From: HH21

To: Huma

Subject: Pls call Sarah and ask her if she can get me some iced tea and box set of Trek Wars

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:01 PM (fWAjv)

172 I don't think she's hot, at all. She just towers over Kucinich, with blonde hair, and makes people think of Susan Anton. But Susan Anton she ain't.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 12:57 PM (zc3Db)


Red hair. And yeah, she's pretty freakin' hot.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 01:01 PM (Dj0WE)

173 I've read good arguments that explain why even if you reject theistic creation, its exceedingly unlikely we'll ever encounter any alien life anywhere, intelligent or not.

------------

The probabilities that work in favor of there being other life work against us (humans) ever encountering it.

Posted by: SH at January 04, 2016 01:01 PM (gmeXX)

174 Not aliens but Nazis that escaped to the moon!

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at January 04, 2016 01:01 PM (AMDLD)

175 156 How will Trump build a wall to stop UFOs? Will he make them pay for it in gold foil wrapped ladnium?
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (fBkaR)


------------------


Unobtainium.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 01:01 PM (6UaFw)

176 I want to believe, I really do. But would you contact us if you were an alien? Humans be crazy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (mf5HN)


Bleep, bloop-gdran incuta snool. (never stick your probe in crazy)

Posted by: Alien Translator at January 04, 2016 01:01 PM (vgIRn)

177 >>Hillary Clinton says that aliens may have already visited humanity.<<

That explains her pantsuits which look like they're straight out of Star Trek.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (GGCsk)

178 Lauren, write it. If you need some techno babble on the latest quantum comms stuff - hit me up.

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (fBkaR)

179 We finally make contact. And what do you know? The aliens also worship a God. His name? YHWH.
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (GZ6Pf)

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.... and they're on a Crusade to wipe out heathen planetary systems.

THE END

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (8XRCm)

180 I doubt life exists on other planets, but if it does, it likely does not conform to our sense of life. Think in terms of a plant or an intelligent virus.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (eNOP+)

181 Aliens? Shit yeah those bastards climb the fence down there everyday.


They are like rats.


You were talking about wetbacks, right?

Posted by: The Hilliabeast, duck they are shooting at us at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (jJRIy)

182 Aliens. She wants to get to the bottom of the UFOs. If you want to know what the government is hiding from you, elect Hillary. No wait - that didn't come out right.


In other news Fonzi has called and says, in retrospect, that shark-jump wasn't so bad.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (hLRSq)

183 He could not be a physical being if He created physicality) but fall prey to all sorts of superstitions and crackpot theories.

Heh, you've got to believe something or else you'll believe anything.

Posted by: no good deed at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (GgxVX)

184 How do we know that Jim Webb is not an alien?

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (HgMAr)

185 Posted by: Begonia at January 04, 2016 12:55 PM (rFimG)


Parody or real troll... you be the judge!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 01:03 PM (Dj0WE)

186
Kucinich hot wife

I don't think she's hot, at all.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair




Mein Fuehrer.....

[pic] http://tinyurl.com/ondxyhn

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 04, 2016 01:03 PM (kdS6q)

187 O/T Megyn Kelly on February Vanity Fair cover

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hxdq4qf

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 01:03 PM (NOIQH)

188 Pair, mind that I met her maybe 12 years ago - some things age better than others.

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:03 PM (fBkaR)

189 Pair, blonde? I met a tall redhead with pointy nips with a name tag that said she was his wife, did he trade up?

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (fBkaR)


Yes ... yes. My mistake. I was wrong. Incorrect. A purveyor of untruths.

But she's still not hot and she still gave people the "Susan Anton" impression (without the good looks) when she showed up with the twerp. A chi-hua-hua would have been out of Kucinich's league, but at least his size.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 01:03 PM (zc3Db)

190 156 How will Trump build a wall to stop UFOs? Will he make them pay for it in gold foil wrapped ladnium?

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (fBkaR)


Trump??? no no.... do not mess with him... he wrote the BOOK on Humans Rules of Acquisition!

Posted by: Grand Nagus Gint at January 04, 2016 01:04 PM (f7rv6)

191 Look, even though I know aliens are real, I'd quicker believe the cackling alky sees little pink elephants instead of little gray men.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at January 04, 2016 01:04 PM (H9MG5)

192 >> 129 Hey Hillary, check Uranus for aliens.
>> Posted by: no good deed at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM

Specifically, Klingons.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 04, 2016 01:04 PM (nSW/N)

193 Bitch is setting me up.

Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:04 PM (OBp0J)

194 It was aliens. That's what it was.

Posted by: Camile Cosby at January 04, 2016 01:05 PM (RFeQD)

195
>>>How do we know that Jim Webb is not an alien?

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (HgMAr)<<<

He's Sontaran.

Posted by: The Doctor at January 04, 2016 01:05 PM (H9MG5)

196 She nude on the cover? Thats what all the girls seem to be doing these days.

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:05 PM (fBkaR)

197 Maybe Hillary just has a thing for bottoms.

Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 01:05 PM (TxJGV)

198 " I thought their god's name was going to be Obama."

Haha now THAT would be a horror story.

Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:05 PM (LzzEz)

199 You guys are telling me you don't believe Henry Waxman is from another planet? No way that guy is the same species as the rest of us.

Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (a0IVu)

200
Call Dennis Rodman. He's from that planet.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

201 I suspect she's personally aware that aliens from Gyron have already visited us.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (2lndx)

202 We tend to extrapolate the future by drawing a line tangent to the present and extending it. In the 1960s there was such progress in space that extending the curve gave us colonies on the moon and Mars by 2001. In reality, the curve turned down, NASA became a jobs program, and we've made essentially no progress in space propulsion in over 50 years.

So maybe alien species also have cyclical cultures, with periods of progress and enlightenment alternating with dark ages when everything accomplished is destroyed and forgotten, and no one ever gets very far technologically. Look at the cultural and demographic suicide taking place in Europe and across western civilization, and you can see the darkness coming on fast.

Posted by: despair at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (VrdxH)

203 She's got my vote!

Posted by: Sammy Hagar at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (3b9U4)

204 Area 51

Mix everclear with vodka in 2 oz shot glass. Add 2 drops of green food coloring and then add Jagermeister. Leave in fridge till someone grows balls and tries it (no problem Hills!). Throw pop rocks in mouth and follow with the shot of Area 51.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (fWAjv)

205 So, HIllary wants to be probed? Is that what she is saying?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (iQIUe)

206 @$^%*JFNP@#)*FGHLjfakdfjalskd9.

(Translation: "Oh, the redhead we gave our useful idiot Kucinich. She's an android. Do you think any real woman would schtupp that little fraq'Jip?")

Posted by: Fra'qit of Blan'Frang at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (RD7QR)

207 I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

Subjugating us is an act of love.

Posted by: Juan Ellis Bush at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (H9MG5)

208 Cool - Hillary has two winning issues - Space Alien Mothership and Culture of Rape. Now I can see why Jeb was positioning himself to embrace space illegal aliens - he always wants to win approval from the Clintons.

Posted by: Peyton 'Jughead' Manning at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (oDCMR)

209 199 You guys are telling me you don't believe Henry Waxman is from another planet? No way that guy is the same species as the rest of us.
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (a0IVu)



WHAT NONSENSE. I AM HU-MONN. JUST. AS YOU. ARE.

Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (OBp0J)

210
Posted by: Begonia

Parody or real troll... you be the judge!
Posted by: BurtTC




Trolls and gimmicks that are beaten to death are really the same.

Chaff among the unwinnowed grain.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (kdS6q)

211 http://tinyurl.com/ondxyhn

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 04, 2016 01:03 PM (kdS6q)


Better looking than I remember.

This is more what I was thinking of:

http://platzer-twinimages.photoshelter.com/image/I0000tOQxm1RE5kE

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 01:08 PM (zc3Db)

212 Pair, maybe not hot, but I kinda got the tie my up and spank me vibe from her. Of course, I was spending 90day cycles in the Saudi desert then - so my female behavior gauge was a little bent.

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:08 PM (fBkaR)

213 NiceArmy of Darknessreference!
I trust you are watching Ashe v the Evil Dead?

Posted by: simplemind at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (JTwsP)

Duh. Pass up a chance to watch Bruce Campbell as Ash? I might be crazy, but I'm not that crazy.

Posted by: physics geek at January 04, 2016 01:08 PM (MT22W)

214 Now we know why. Secret intelligence, probably throughout the unknown universe, shyly only revealing itself to those insiders.

Was it Brubeck who did 'I'm In With the Inside'?Posted by: mustbequantum at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (MIKMs)

Based upon known results, these Secret Intelligences working behind the scenes don't strike me as all that intelligent.

As an aside, my younger sister believes in all kinds of Alex Jones, alien visitation conspiracy stuff. It grieves me since I view her beliefs in these things as a symptom of mental illness, however relatively mild and harmless those beliefs are, and--worse for me--she knows I feel this way, so she has effectively shut me out of her life. I miss my little sister.

Posted by: troyriser at January 04, 2016 01:08 PM (UWlp+)

215 If I get too much blowback, I'll say I was joking, making fun of the rubes.

Worked for Bernie and the rape fantasy stuff.

Posted by: Hillary at January 04, 2016 01:08 PM (7EHW6)

216 >>She nude on the cover? Thats what all the girls seem to be doing these days.

Noe, business-wear. With the short hair she looks more aging WASP princess than Fox hottie.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 01:08 PM (NOIQH)

217 Well, James Carville did work for the Clintons.


Ha! First thing I thought.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (rwI+c)

218 Face of Boe Manning

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (FkBIv)

219 Little known story: Henry Waxman got his first break as an extra on the Twilight Zone episode "Eye of the Beholder" where the beautiful girl wanted plastic surgery so she could be made to look like everyone else.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (eNOP+)

220 204 Area 51

Mix everclear with vodka in 2 oz shot glass. Add 2 drops of green food coloring and then add Jagermeister. Leave in fridge till someone grows balls and tries it (no problem Hills!). Throw pop rocks in mouth and follow with the shot of Area 51.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (fWAjv)



I am horrified and vaguely intrigued.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (gW5Vg)

221 How much have these aliens donated to the Clinton Foundation?

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (fBkaR)

222 >>>>Hasn't Fermi been refuted with all the extra requirements for a planet
being able to sustain life? They started with a few, now there are some
200. So instead of "probably a billion habitable" it went to "improbable
there could be even one (us)".

Or maybe that was made up by
silly Christians, like "Planet X". But yeah, Hillary is pandering and/or
dumb. Any being that is capable of such light year travel would be more
like a god than a mere "alien".
.
.
.
.Pretty sure that Fermi's paradox is still a viable hypothesis.

Posted by: The Great White Soctsman at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (iONHu)

223 "Aliens made my cankles swell!" Hillary, probably.

Posted by: Wyatt at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (gA69l)

224 "How do we know that Jim Webb is not an alien?"

Nonsense. I am a regular... Earth... creature... just like... yourselves.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must return to my independent Presidential bid, and my bold new proposal to beat America's adversaries into submission using my enormous forehead.

Posted by: Jim Webb at January 04, 2016 01:10 PM (noWW6)

225 John Koskinen isn't human either.

Posted by: no good deed at January 04, 2016 01:10 PM (GgxVX)

226 Based upon known results, these Secret Intelligences working behind the scenes don't strike me as all that intelligent.


That's what they want you to think.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 04, 2016 01:10 PM (rwI+c)

227 I recall a sci-fi book where we were created by aliens to be their soldiers. They had finally come back to use us in their war now that we were "ripe".

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at January 04, 2016 01:10 PM (uhftQ)

228 WHERE IS MY. DRILL THRALL?

Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:10 PM (OBp0J)

229 Kucinich's wife is pretty hot, I'd say.

http://binged.it/1JTpIuF


His daughter seems pretty level-headed too (for a Democrat), and I wouldn't kick her out of bed either.

Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 01:10 PM (TxJGV)

230 My supporters will make excuses for me in their own minds, like they did with gay marriage. "She doesn't believe that, she's just duping the squatchers".

Posted by: Hillary at January 04, 2016 01:11 PM (7EHW6)

231 Just because Bill Clinton likes to give anal probes doesn't mean aliens exist.

Posted by: Wyatt at January 04, 2016 01:11 PM (Agn5J)

232 Somehow, I don't think Megyn would have landed that VF cover if she hadn't scuffle with Trump.

Not saying that was what she was angling for.

Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 01:11 PM (SEFXb)

233 Alright Horde, aliens' summary to their superior after observing Earth......Go!

"De-orbit their moon onto them. It's the only way to be sure."

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 04, 2016 01:11 PM (9krrF)

234 Hahahahaha. Do you really think those in power let Hillary the Inevitable know about alien life?

The last person in politics who got that info was Cheney.

Bill "didn't need to know."

As for Barry... hahahaha. There's no chance that he knows.


Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (9JJgN)

235 Do aliens have schlongs?

Posted by: ceraphym at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (MAniv)

236 229 Kucinich's wife is pretty hot, I'd say.

We shall make her our Ginger Amazon queen!

Posted by: Wyatt at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (Agn5J)

237 They had finally come back to use us in their war now that we were "ripe".

----

Too ripe.

I cant see many Millennials storming the beaches at Normandy.... or anywhere else in the Universe for that matter.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

238 oh well, that was fun, the media will bury it unless some PAC guys make a series of funny video spots. Back to work

Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (fBkaR)

239 >>>I recall a sci-fi book where we were created by
aliens to be their soldiers. They had finally come back to use us in
their war now that we were "ripe".

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at January 04, 2016 01:10 PM (uhftQ)<<<

Boy will they be sorry. **sips pumpkin spice latte while lounging in footie pajamas**



Posted by: Modern Man at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (H9MG5)

240 I ain't no ways phonin' home.

Posted by: Hillary at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (7EHW6)

241 TIME TO CONSUME LUNCH - LAWN CLIPPINGS AND MOTOR OIL.

Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (OBp0J)

242 I recall a sci-fi book where we were created by aliens to be their soldiers. They had finally come back to use us in their war now that we were "ripe".

A Small Talent for War http://bit.ly/1O0KtZz

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (rwI+c)

243 This is too perfect.

Scientific "evidence" of the existence aliens = None. Zero. Zip. Nada.

Deductive statistics based "belief" in alien life = Yuuuuuge

"Aliens Cause Global Warming" -- Michael Crichton

There is a very, short straight line between the science of aliens and the science of global warming.

Posted by: Joe at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (sN81R)

244 I cant see many Millennials storming the beaches at Normandy.... or anywhere else in the Universe for that matter.
---

Tell them there is a new Apple product there, and they'll fight for it. You just need to package the request correctly.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (9JJgN)

245
I recall a sci-fi book where we were created by aliens to be their soldiers. They had finally come back to use us in their war now that we were "ripe".

Charles Fort (a fascinating character) postulated the theory that aliens view Earth as a giant pantry, stocked with us - thus explaining visitations ("are we low on something?") and abductions ("this plomeek soup needs a little more AtC.").

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (X6fMO)

246 I am horrified and vaguely intrigued.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (gW5Vg)

Seems to be more appetizing than the other one I found.


Area 51 Ingredients
591 ml Yellow Gatorade
591 ml Red Gatorade
4 drops Grape Pop
1 tsp Salt
Lots Of Vodca
1 can Beer (Kokanee)
5 Shots Pepsi
2 Shots Crown Royal

o.O

O.o

-.-

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (fWAjv)

247 199 You guys are telling me you don't believe Henry Waxman is from
another planet? No way that guy is the same species as the rest of us.
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (a0IVu)




No, of course he's not from another planet.


He's from Carlsbad Caverns.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (oKE6c)

248 "De-orbit their moon onto them. It's the only way to be sure."
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 04, 2016 01:11 PM (9krrF)



Now that right there is fucking funny.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (gW5Vg)

249 236 229 Kucinich's wife is pretty hot, I'd say.

We shall make her our Ginger Amazon queen!
Posted by: Wyatt at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (Agn5J)

(Fearfully scans the skies for signs of The Ravage, moves away from Wyatt rapidly.)

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

250 Hillary / Giant Agnes Moorehead 2016

Posted by: Moron in a Panthers Snuggie at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (Ui7Rt)

251 Whew! For a moment there, I thought she'd be asked about me!

Posted by: Sasquatch at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (1IiNx)

252 You guys are telling me you don't believe Henry Waxman is from another planet?

He's Bat Boy's dad

Not saying that was what she was angling for.

Not directly, no. She just wanted to be one of the cool kids.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (39g3+)

253 In fairness, I remember the Little Greys shaking Bill's hand on the cover of the Midnight Globe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (rwI+c)

254 C'mon youse guys, just admit it -- You're jealous that your candidate of choice didn't think to pander for the UFOlogist vote.

She's tapping into a virgin voter territory.

So to speak.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (gyKtp)

255 The X *hic* files were no bullshit. I'd go down on Agent *hic* Scully.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (89T5c)

256 DO NOT BELIEVE HILLARY. THERE ARE. NO. ALIENS

Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:15 PM (OBp0J)

257

Fun Fact: Elizabeth Kucinich wears a tongue ring

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 04, 2016 01:15 PM (kdS6q)

258 The stories and myths of Kahless the Unforgettable are true.

I am he.

Posted by: B'arack Obam'a at January 04, 2016 01:15 PM (nSW/N)

259 Talk of aliens by our betters

Bionic penii

And still no fucking flying car!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:15 PM (fWAjv)

260 If there are no aliens how do you explain all the missing kids on the side of milk cartons? Riddle me that.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (L8slQ)

261 1 can Beer (Kokanee)
5 Shots Pepsi
2 Shots Crown Royal

o.O

O.o

-.-

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (fWAjv)



Yeccch! Kokanee: proof positive that sasquatches piss in bottles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (cKwwS)

262 Scientific "evidence" of the existence aliens = None. Zero. Zip. Nada.

----

And yet they ignore evidence of God.

Posted by: SH at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (gmeXX)

263 Every experiment designed to look for life on Mars in the original Viking lander returned a positive result. The savage attacks on NASA from the protectors of the status quo in scientific circles after those results came back are why none of the Mars landers since has carried even a single test looking for life there.

Note that none of the scientists who questioned the results had any objection to the design of any of the tests before the positive results appeared - it was only afterwards that the "questions" arose.

Posted by: An Observation at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (x3Hgm)

264 HILLARY BELIEVES IN EXTRATESTICULAR LIFE?!?!

Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (H9MG5)

265 it's true that any conservative who would even mention the word "alien" would be tarred and feathered with.


on a non-political note; looking for alien radio signals is barking up the wrong tree, any alien civilization that travels among the stars is going to have to have a faster than light mode of travel and a FTL mode of communication to go with it.

hyper-space drives and quantum radios.

rockets and EM waves are way too slow.

Posted by: I'm not Rappaport at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (vA94g)

266
Any spacefaring alien civilization would have no need to contact us because we have nothing that they wantor need.

If they ever had any interest it would be from their version of anthropologists to study us in our primitive state. Thus, they would not communicate since it would taint the research.

There is no element on earth that isn't already in space and more easily obtainable from an asteroid beltthan it would be from within our gravity well. The only thing they could not get from space is indigenousbiological life.
Oneof the best SFplot points I read was in a John Ringo series where aliens traded for some maple syrup because it had a unique biological nature that was not replicated elsewhere. The maple syrup was like a drug toalien physiology and earth basically supplied it likethe Rum trade of old. When hostile aliens attempted to "corner" the market on maple trees, earth riggedall the trees to burn. As a result "market forces" intervened to assure the supplies were not destroyed or monopolized.
Only thing I can figure aliens might need out of our gravity well, that they can't get elsewhere, is indigenous biologic life.If there isalien life then there must be biology elsewhere.Why they would needbiologic life indigenous to eEarththat is up for grabs. . .

Posted by: simplemind at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (JTwsP)

267 Can anyone make a giant Hillary paper mache head and cover it in aluminum foil? It would add a nice piece of flair to this campaign.

Posted by: Peyton 'Jughead' Manning at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (oDCMR)

268 What is the point of physical travel if you don't do those things?

I'm going to guess 4 Kirk boner jokes occurred while I was at lunch.

Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (DL2i+)

269 If there are no aliens how do you explain all the missing kids on the side of milk cartons? Riddle me that.


Yes ... aliens ...


*shiftyeyes*

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (rwI+c)

270 Wait, wait, wait.

We're all missing it.

Kodos has just moved from Bill to Hill.

Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (LzzEz)

271
The only thing hillary is going to get to the bottom of is that vodka bottle.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2016 01:17 PM (ODxAs)

272 "Aliens Cause Global Warming" -- Michael Crichton

There is a very, short straight line between the science of aliens and the science of global warming.



Posted by: Joe at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (sN81R)


Uh.... Michael Crichton wrote 'State of Fear' exposing the global warming crap ....

I think the 'Aliens Cause Global Warming' thing was a parody...

Posted by: Grand Nagus Gint at January 04, 2016 01:17 PM (f7rv6)

273
Hillary could say she's Ming the Merciless and the MFM wouldn't bat an eye and support her for it and anyone who laughed about it would be denounced as a sexist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2016 01:17 PM (493sH)

274 ATTENTION EARTHLINGS. I AM HU-MONN. NOT. AN. ALIEN.

Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:17 PM (OBp0J)

275 Posted by: Harry Reid at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (rwI+c)

Damn it, you type faster than I do. LOL

Posted by: no good deed at January 04, 2016 01:17 PM (GgxVX)

276 246-

Sounds like they just wanted to clean out the fridge.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 04, 2016 01:17 PM (89T5c)

277 There are very few of us who have met a Necromonger and lived to speak of it. So when I choose to speak of it, you should choose to listen.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

278 You guys are telling me you don't believe Henry Waxman is from another planet? No way that guy is the same species as the rest of us.

Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (a0IVu)




I think he's an escapee from the Island of Dr. Moreau

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (493sH)

279 Posted by: Sasquatch at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (1IiNx)

Don't worry , you continue hold the title of hide and seek world champion.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (L8slQ)

280 A boy rides a bike across the moonlit night sky, a covered basket in front of him.

The blanket raises, and Hillary's face appears, eye bulging with delight, lips drawn back over her teeth in a cackling rictus.

Posted by: Hillary ad commercial at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (7EHW6)

281 Any spacefaring alien civilization would have no need to contact us because we have nothing that they wantor need

AHEM. CHILI CHEESE FRIES.

Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (OBp0J)

282 We shall make her our Ginger Amazon queen!
Posted by: Wyatt at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (Agn5J)


I have this vague recollection of the silly Stephen King movie, with the alien who eats Jason Lee's fingers, then jumps into Damien Lewis' body... Damien has red hair.


We're gonna have to go pick up special needs Donnie Wahlberg!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (Dj0WE)

283 >> We shall make her our Ginger Amazon queen!

The Mary Ann contingent is coming after you with longbows and M1911A1s forthwith.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 04, 2016 01:19 PM (nSW/N)

284 "And still no fucking flying car!"

No, but at least they created "hoverboards" that have given us endless entertainment by spontaneously combusting and/or throwing off their riders.

Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:19 PM (LzzEz)

285 ...did I hear a definite southern Antares accent at 240?

Posted by: ceraphym at January 04, 2016 01:19 PM (MAniv)

286 I think he's an escapee from the Island of Dr. Moreau
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (493sH)


QUIET, YOU.

Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:19 PM (OBp0J)

287 There is no element on earth that isn't already in space and more easily obtainable from an asteroid beltthan it would be from within our gravity well.

--

What about redheads?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 04, 2016 01:20 PM (eNOP+)

288
Don't know about this new crew of yours. They seem a bit skittish. Probably shouldn't tell them what happened to the last crew.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

289 I have this vague recollection of the silly Stephen King movie

Dreamcatcher.

Posted by: no good deed at January 04, 2016 01:20 PM (GgxVX)

290 Why they would need biologic life indigenous to eEarth that is up for grabs. . .

slaves.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (ODxAs)

291 Dreamcatcher... now what in the wide wide world of sports does giant red space aliens have to do with cheap Indian trinkets?

Maybe it was explained in the book, but good grief it made no sense in the movie, that I recall.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (Dj0WE)

292 279 Posted by: Sasquatch at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (1IiNx)

Don't worry , you continue hold the title of hide and seek world champion.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (L8slQ)


Damnit!

Posted by: Waldo at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (f7rv6)

293 287 There is no element on earth that isn't already in space and more easily obtainable from an asteroid beltthan it would be from within our gravity well.

Dolly Parton?

Posted by: Peyton 'Jughead' Manning at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (oDCMR)

294 267
Can anyone make a giant Hillary paper mache head and cover it in
aluminum foil? It would add a nice piece of flair to this campaign.
--

Sorry. All of us conservatives were busy taking real classes in college, and did not participate in Advanced Paper Mache Studies.


Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (9JJgN)

295 Look someone or something fucked hillary at least once, so let's not dismiss aliens now. I mean what else would do that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (gf8BH)

296 What about Hogwart's? Is she going to reveal where that column in that train station is? Is she going to release the names of all the wizards who live amongst us???

Posted by: Bigby's Dike-Plugging Finger at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (3ZtZW)

297 >>Dreamcatcher.

Morgan Freeman's eyebrows in that movie!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 01:22 PM (NOIQH)

298 295 Look someone or something fucked hillary at least once, so let's not dismiss aliens now. I mean what else would do that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (gf8BH

Pondering that question makes me ill.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2016 01:22 PM (voOPb)

299
287 There is no element on earth that isn't already in space and more easily obtainable from an asteroid beltthan it would be from within our gravity well.

--

What about redheads?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 04, 2016 01:20 PM (eNOP+)


Part of the embargo list, they are known to steal souls...

Posted by: Third Talon Klathu, Crewmember of @$^#$ Fleet embargoing Sol 3 at January 04, 2016 01:22 PM (f7rv6)

300 If an alien race existed, they could have a lifespan a million times that of humans, and interstellar travel would be their equivalent of just a few days/ weeks/months.

OT-
First day owning a dog since I was in junior high. Bought the dog bed, the food/water bowls, the flea/tick meds, the plastic food bin, etc. this morning. Didn't have room left in the car to fit a doghouse, so back I go to PetSmart in a couple hours.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2016 01:22 PM (2cS/G)

301 And yet they ignore evidence of God.

Posted by: SH at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (gmeXX)

They better not ignore Allah, he cut your head off if you do.

Posted by: The Goat fucker, Mohamad at January 04, 2016 01:23 PM (jJRIy)

302 No, but at least they created "hoverboards" that have given us endless entertainment by spontaneously combusting and/or throwing off their riders.

And not hovering. Its a segway without a stick for crying out loud.

I mean what else would do that?

What species is Webb Hubble?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 01:23 PM (39g3+)

303 Totally off any current topic...

Went to a theater over the holidays and say "Specter", the new Bond movie.

It was a double suck.

Watching anything in a theater sucks, but having to endure this long, poorly written, not anywhere near a James Bond movie while paying $19 for a bag of popcorn and two waters really took the cake.

Posted by: jwest at January 04, 2016 01:23 PM (Zs4uk)

304 I'm not saying aliens post on this blog, but the odds they lurk here are fairly good.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 04, 2016 01:23 PM (8uhgy)

305 Congratulations on your new family member. What kind of dog is it. Lincoln?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (M+RRn)

306 No, but at least they created "hoverboards" that have given us endless entertainment by spontaneously combusting and/or throwing off their riders.


Hoverboards that don't hover.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (5CJXD)

307
It's a Cook Book!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts Trying Out His New Ruling Catch Phrase at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (0cMkb)

308 Say what you want about space aliens among us, somebody is voting Democrat.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (Nwg0u)

309 You going to make the dog live outside???? No!!!

Dog's belong in the house, on the couch, and in yr bed. Wife can sleep on the couch when the dog isnt using it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (iQIUe)

310 >> 295
Look someone or something fucked hillary at least once,
>> so let's not dismiss aliens now. I mean what else would do that?

My Gh*d! Webb Hubble ... Hubble Space Telescope ... it's all coming into focus now!

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (nSW/N)

311
You shoulda took the money Toombs.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (8XRCm)

312 I'm not saying aliens post on this blog, but the odds they lurk here are fairly good.



Legal or illegal?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:25 PM (5CJXD)

313 Hillary is Jar Jar Binks.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:25 PM (L8slQ)

314 If we're not, we should be. Talk about a renewable resource.

Even comedy energy suggestions are not dense enough.

http://denbeste.nu/cd_log_entries/
2002/09/Obscureenergysources.shtml

Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 01:25 PM (DL2i+)

315 Hey, Reskins hosting a Playoff Game. Good Times. And Green Bay Sucks.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2016 01:25 PM (oDCMR)

316 307
It's a Cook Book!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts Trying Out His New Ruling Catch Phrase at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (0cMkb)


Any good Dog Recipes?

Posted by: B. Obama at January 04, 2016 01:26 PM (f7rv6)

317 My Gh*d! Webb Hubble ... Hubble Space Telescope ... it's all coming into focus now!



The link is still a little fuzzy.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:26 PM (5CJXD)

318 304 I'm not saying aliens post on this blog, but the odds they lurk here are fairly good.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 04, 2016 01:23 PM (8uhgy)



Having spent several years here wandering through the comments, I'm pretty fucking sure they post.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:26 PM (gW5Vg)

319
295 Look someone or something fucked hillary at least once, so let's not dismiss aliens now. I mean what else would do that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (gf8BH
...................................

It was Herbert.

Posted by: Dr. Sevrin at January 04, 2016 01:26 PM (HgMAr)

320 Begonia is Average Joe - bringing fellatery into the new year.

Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 01:26 PM (DL2i+)

321 SO her accent while addressing the New Mexico/Texas "I was abducted" crowd will be in Jar-Jar?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 01:26 PM (39g3+)

322 Hey, Reskins hosting a Playoff Game. Good Times. And Green Bay Sucks.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2016 01:25 PM (oDCMR)

-----

I wanna see the Redskins play the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl..... just to watch lefties heads asplode.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

323 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (gf8BH)

I think Hillary was a reasonably attractive woman when younger. I have no doubt she had sex before Billl came along.. it was the 60's after all.

And BC is a sex addict....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (M+RRn)

324 Hillary wraps up the Area 52 vote.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (L8slQ)

325 79 "Tin foil actually works"


Seriously, what the frak is going on? Why do I feel compelled to go to the Amazon button above and buy tin foil "just in case it's true"?

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (FtrY1)

326 315 Hey, Reskins hosting a Playoff Game. Good Times. And Green Bay Sucks.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2016 01:25 PM (oDCMR

Yes, yes we do.
Posted by: Aaron Rodgers, Fat F*ck Mike McCarthy & Uncle Teddy Thompson

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (voOPb)

327 Don't go, Hillary! How To Serve Bitchkind---it's a cooooookboooook!!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (DLIIY)

328 "And not hovering. Its a segway without a stick for crying out loud.
"

Indeed.

Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (GZ6Pf)

329 SO her accent while addressing the New Mexico/Texas "I was abducted" crowd will be in Jar-Jar?


Isebee sosbee probbeded.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (5CJXD)

330 322 Hey, Reskins hosting a Playoff Game. Good Times. And Green Bay Sucks.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2016 01:25 PM (oDCMR)

-----

I wanna see the Redskins play the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl..... just to watch lefties heads asplode.
-------------------
Hopefully Dan Snyder will invite Harry Reid to watch the game with him from his box.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (oDCMR)

331 I'll build a Space Wall and make Uranus pay for it!

Posted by: Mr. Donald Trump at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (Ui7Rt)

332 Maybe gays are really aliens, with all that probin' and whatnot.

Posted by: Neil De Grossly Tiresome at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (jHbIf)

333 Dear Media: Hillary was never the smart one.

Posted by: Lea at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (lIU4e)

334 I just got an email with a picture of a little kid asking Hillary.



"If you win, how will it feel sitting in the same chair Bill got a blow job?"

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (jJRIy)

335 I think he's an escapee from the Island of Dr. Moreau
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Is he not man?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (FkBIv)

336 *BEEP* Huma, I need you to come in here, my Area 51 is lonesome and needs some of your attentions.

This time, you WILL get to the bottom of it.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (gyKtp)

337 Any spacefaring alien civilization would have no need to contact us because we have nothing that they wanton need


Mars needs women.


Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (0cMkb)

338 There are no aliens. If there were aliens, Trump and his supporters would have demanded their deportation.

And Jeb Rubio would be giving them the vote.

Posted by: Zeltrab of Betnax IV at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (oVJmc)

339 OT - what is the general consensus on Trump's new ad? I kind of like it, it's simple and to the point and I suspect easier for the LIV's to grasp. Cruz has a new ad too and its' good but I'm not sure what's up with his blue sweater.

Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (a0IVu)

340 Watching anything in a theater sucks

--

I agree with this - $8 for a matinee ticket, so I can enjoy strangers talking and walking around while I try to watch a movie. Much better to wait 4 months and watch the movie at home.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (eNOP+)

341 "Hey, Reskins hosting a Playoff Game. Good Times. And Green Bay Sucks."

Too bad the cowboys suck. A cowboys vs redskins game would be oodles of fun for SJW trolling.

Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:29 PM (GZ6Pf)

342 But would you contact us if you were an alien?

Some people have to kick anthills. Wouldn't some aliens?

Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 01:29 PM (DL2i+)

343 And BC is a sex addict....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (M+RRn)



Woah, woah....addict is a bit strong. I merely have a healthy appetite for the loveliness that is the female form.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:29 PM (gW5Vg)

344
The real question is whether hillary is a witch.

maybe drudge will do an online poll.

but I think we all know the answer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2016 01:29 PM (ODxAs)

345 "You guys are telling me you don't believe Henry Waxman is from another planet? No way that guy is the same species as the rest of us.

Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (a0IVu)"

And what about James Carville? No way he is human. At the very least he is the result of the crossbreeding experiments on the abductees.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at January 04, 2016 01:29 PM (1BQGO)

346 I wanna see the Redskins play the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl..... just to watch lefties heads asplode.


Hey-how-are-ya!
Hey-how-are-ya!
Hey-how-are-ya!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:29 PM (5CJXD)

347

"Mr. Levinson, contrary to what you may have read in the tabloids, there is no Area 51. There is no spaceship..."

"Uh... excuse me, Mr. President. That's not -- entirely -- accurate."

"What!? Which part?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 04, 2016 01:30 PM (kdS6q)

348 "I think the 'Aliens Cause Global Warming' thing was a parody..."

No, it was the title of a Michelin lecture at Caltech by Crichton.

It's brilliant, and not a parody.

http://tinyurl.com/32wsbzu

Posted by: torquewrench at January 04, 2016 01:30 PM (noWW6)

349 The real question is whether hillary is a witch.

maybe drudge will do an online poll.

but I think we all know the answer.





Her broom has a V8

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:30 PM (5CJXD)

350 An Alien walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face?

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:30 PM (L8slQ)

351 "Watching anything in a theater sucks "

Especially since you have to worry about being shot to hell.

There are two theaters nearby. One is a "gun free zone" the other is crappy.

Guess which one we go to.

Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:30 PM (GZ6Pf)

352 meesa not in anyways tired!

Posted by: Jar Jar Clinton at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (39g3+)

353 >>Watching anything in a theater sucks

Some movies are more fun if seen on IMAX and/or 3D.
We'll make the trip for those. I'm thinking of seeing the Benghazi movie in theaters just to contribute to 1st weekend box office.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (NOIQH)

354 Fenelon, she's a 2-year old, 110 pound "Cane Corso" (Italian Mastiff). Beautiful short gray coat, very friendly. Still introducing her to the cats, but she enjoyed visiting the horse, stays right by my side, responds to commands. It was an "impulse adoption" yesterday . Son of a friend couldn't keep her anymore, showed us a few pics on his phone, a half-hour later his son shows up with the dog, and we made the leap.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (2cS/G)

355 James Carville and Henry Waxman do have a lot of facial similarities, come to think of it. Hmmm..genetic experiments gone awry.

Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (a0IVu)

356 I'm too late for the V jokes, aren't I?

Posted by: @votermom at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (cbfNE)

357 I think Hillary was a reasonably attractive woman when younger. I have no doubt she had sex before Billl came along.. it was the 60's after all.

And BC is a sex addict....
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (M+RRn)


Please, I am eating

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (gf8BH)

358 I can attest that Hillary has been anally probed by an alien.

So you see, it's personal.

Posted by: Huma Abedin, Resident Alien at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (a79ux)

359 I agree with this - $8 for a matinee ticket, so I
can enjoy strangers talking and walking around while I try to watch a
movie.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (eNOP+)


Amid the glow of a thousand cell phones ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (oKE6c)

360 Hey, Reskins hosting a Playoff Game.

So they finally changed their name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 01:32 PM (FkBIv)

361 Some movies are more fun if seen on IMAX and/or 3D.
We'll make the trip for those. I'm thinking of seeing the Benghazi movie in theaters just to contribute to 1st weekend box office.



Buy a 72" HDTV. Sit a foot away from the screen. Turn volume on high.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:33 PM (5CJXD)

362 Alright, Hillary! Maybe you are worth voting for. I'm hoping for someone that wants to kill every ISIS monster out there, but a UFO believer, one that will rip the lid off of the conspiracy of silence that has gone on for so many years, hey, maybe that's a good trade-off. What are my other choices? Are any of my right-wing candidates damning the hell out of the secrecy? No. Are any of them even interested? No. So, just don't screw it up, Hillary, and I'll forgive all of your other sins. UFO 2016! Go! Go! Go!

Posted by: goon at January 04, 2016 01:33 PM (gy5kE)

363 >>>I'm not saying aliens post on this blog, but the odds they lurk here are fairly good.

We only read the comments.

Posted by: Tsrushgu at January 04, 2016 01:33 PM (EUMr7)

364 This isn't a new issue. Hillary has often expressed an intense interest in getting to the bottom of Area 69.

Posted by: Huma Abedin, Resident Alien at January 04, 2016 01:33 PM (a79ux)

365 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:29 PM (gW5Vg)

LOL.

Really, I think if you had the extra marital sex addiction that Bill Clinton has, the lovely and intelligent Mrs. BC would have given you the heave ho a long time ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:33 PM (M+RRn)

366 Highlight from the Cosby article:

Although humiliated by his actions, her anger is not directed at the women

Now why would that even need to be said? /sarc

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 04, 2016 01:34 PM (2lndx)

367 HQ? Yeah, everything's a go for the hyperspace bypass on our end.

Posted by: Vogon Constructor Ship Captain at January 04, 2016 01:34 PM (CpS3a)

368 Hilary, her eyes red, her ankles swollen

/yeah, that episode

Posted by: Bigby's Dike-Plugging Finger at January 04, 2016 01:35 PM (3ZtZW)

369 Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (2cS/G)

In the weed business and own a Cane Corso? You going to buy some thick gold chains to wear next?

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:35 PM (L8slQ)

370 Hillary Clinton told a Sun reporter that she would "get to the bottom" of UFOs.

______________________________

Because whenever there is an investigation, we can ALWAYS count on Hillary Rodham Clinton to "get to the bottom" of it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 04, 2016 01:35 PM (YqcVw)

371 310 >> 295
Look someone or something fucked hillary at least once,
>> so let's not dismiss aliens now. I mean what else would do that?

My Gh*d! Webb Hubble ... Hubble Space Telescope ... it's all coming into focus now!
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (nSW/N)

ISWYDT.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 01:35 PM (RD7QR)

372 Visited hell. Has anyone looked at Obama's cabinet? It looks like the Star Wars bar scene.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 04, 2016 01:35 PM (659DL)

373 Really, I think if you had the extra marital sex addiction that Bill Clinton has, the lovely and intelligent Mrs. BC would have given you the heave ho a long time ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:33 PM (M+RRn)


*snort*

Let me say this, the lovely Mrs and I had several long convos about marriage, our vows, what they meant to us, divorce, etc LONG before I ever asked her to marry me.

Her summation, "I don't believe in divorce. There are only two things I'd leave you over, cheating and beating, and I'd kill you for either. So divorce is a moot point."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:36 PM (gW5Vg)

374 "I think Hillary was a reasonably attractive woman when younger."

Back while I was a callow undergrad at dear old Whassamatta U, there was a cohort of young women on campus who were _physically attractive_, but who all had bitter, cold, shrieking-harridan-feminista personalities which rendered them entirely unattractive in every other possible way.

Given that all available accounts of Hillary's life as a young woman indicate she would have fit right in with them, it's little wonder she ended up with Bill, one of those guys who would ball anything resembling a female, and a guy who isn't really that interested in what any woman has to *say* with her mouth.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 04, 2016 01:36 PM (noWW6)

375 Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (2cS/G)

Sounds lovely; Good luck!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:36 PM (M+RRn)

376 In the weed business and own a Cane Corso? You going to buy some thick gold chains to wear next?



Yo, Tony!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:36 PM (5CJXD)

377 My buddy, Blor Utor from Zimtok-5, is very disappointed that Hillary didn't follow the instructions given to her. She was to wait until a month after the IUPAC/IUPAP announcement of the filing out of the eighth period of the periodic table and not a second earlier.

Posted by: Sasquatch at January 04, 2016 01:37 PM (1IiNx)

378 As a celebration of the Hildebeast's coming out on space aliens, I'm going to listen to Late Night Coast to Coast tonight.

Should be a hoot.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 01:37 PM (Fmupd)

379 Lets not forget Hillary is a former Marine who was forced by circumstance to advance under withering machine gun fire in the Balkans.
Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (TxJGV)

-------

Yes, absolutely withering. You can see what it did to her.

Posted by: Huma Abedin, Resident Alien at January 04, 2016 01:37 PM (a79ux)

380
295 Look someone or something fucked hillary at least once, so let's not dismiss aliens now. I mean what else would do that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (gf8BH
..............................
.
Should. we. do. her?.
.
No. fucking. way.
.
http://tinyurl.com/je2bop6

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 01:37 PM (HgMAr)

381 If they ever had any interest it would be from their version of anthropologists to study us in our primitive state.

====

Kids joyriding and *hunters* also come to mind

Posted by: Bigby's Dike-Plugging Finger at January 04, 2016 01:37 PM (3ZtZW)

382 The weed business has largely fizzled out for the time being, unfortunately. We're reorganizing for another attempt at licensure. Is a "Cane Corso" a gangster dog? I had never heard of the breed until yesterday.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2016 01:38 PM (2cS/G)

383 Maybe the FBI should just STFU and tell those folks to keep that damn building. What a waste of energy, and ammo. Jesus, don't they know that UFO's are the new black?

Posted by: goon at January 04, 2016 01:38 PM (gy5kE)

384 From Daily Mail 20 Oct 2015 - Earth might be the FIRST planet in this galaxy to host intelligent life. The sun is a second-gen star so started with more "metals", as astrophysicists call anything with more protons than helium. So it has rocky planets in the habitable zone.

Also we're in a spiral arm and not in the core, so fewer runs-in with supernovae (to nuke us) and other passing stars (to fuck up our orbit).

We're the Ancients, the Precursors, the H'Riak; depending on whether you liked Starflight, Star Control 2 or Alien Legacy.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2016 01:38 PM (LPidw)

385 This will play well among Hillary! voters.

The Dims loves them some conspiracy theories.


The loonier the better.


I sure hope she gets to the bottom of -

The Kingdom of Mole Men Who Live At The Center Of The Earth!!!!


Oh, and Atlantis.

I'm pretty sure it was the Atlantans who broke my fishing rod as time I went deep sea fishing...





Bastards.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2016 01:38 PM (0cMkb)

386 Hillary is one of those women that's very useful to a political monster like Bill Clinton; she's utterly heartless, soulless, and without remorse, and will do and say anything whatsoever necessary to gain more power. Since its almost certain she doesn't even like men sexually, its win/win for Bill, who only has to put up with some thrown objects and screaming at him once in a while to get laid constantly and gain political power. She even had sex with a staffer to get a daughter to show off at events.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 01:39 PM (39g3+)

387 354 Fenelon, she's a 2-year old, 110 pound "Cane Corso" (Italian Mastiff). Beautiful short gray coat, very friendly. Still introducing her to the cats, but she enjoyed visiting the horse, stays right by my side, responds to commands. It was an "impulse adoption" yesterday . Son of a friend couldn't keep her anymore, showed us a few pics on his phone, a half-hour later his son shows up with the dog, and we made the leap.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (2cS/G)

Hmm. Is it a puppy? You need to be experienced with dogs and a good disciplinarian to handle them as puppies. Very exuberant and big is a potentially nasty combination.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

388 If I were Hillary! I'd be careful about opening this door in public. I mean, who knows how many of them Bill has boinked?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 01:39 PM (Nwg0u)

389 Hilly's just wishing that there was some being out there who was willing to 'probe' her.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 01:39 PM (oVJmc)

390
Hillary has a serious jones on for getting to bottoms...

...interpret that however you will.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2016 01:39 PM (BK3ZS)

391 No, but at least they created "hoverboards" that have given us endless entertainment by spontaneously combusting and/or throwing off their riders.

===

Superglue a coupl of em under a SmartCar. Annnnd presto -- Flying car.

Posted by: Bigby's Dike-Plugging Finger at January 04, 2016 01:40 PM (3ZtZW)

392 Is the Hildebeeste courting the George Nouri vote?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat! at January 04, 2016 01:40 PM (HMt16)

393 Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2016 01:38 PM (2cS/G)

It became one. Infamous case in California where a pair attacked a women. I'm off to google to see if IRC and that was the breed .

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:40 PM (L8slQ)

394 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:36 PM (gW5Vg)

Even thought I have never met her, I still like your wife. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:40 PM (M+RRn)

395 guess 4 Kirk boner jokes

None - I am disappoint.

Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 01:40 PM (DL2i+)

396 Maybe the FBI should just STFU and tell those folks to keep that damn building.

If they just ignored the idiots and left them alone, eventually they would go away on their own as food ran out and they got into continual arguments over who was the most dedicated zealot.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 01:41 PM (39g3+)

397 The basic truth about this issue is that damned near everyone, on "both sides," is convinced they know shit they don't know.

I don't even have a side, because I don't know.

And there's actually a shit ton of evidence, it's just poor-to-mediocre quality in that it has alternate explanations and there are motivations for fakery (which happens in a lot of fields for a variety of reasons, usually money).

What we *do* have an epidemic of is unjustified certainty.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 04, 2016 01:41 PM (bLnSU)

398 235 Do aliens have schlongs?

Only The Reptilians. The Greys are built like Ken dolls.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat! at January 04, 2016 01:41 PM (HMt16)

399 Thanks, FS, we're looking forward to getting to know her.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2016 01:41 PM (2cS/G)

400 Gort! Deglet ovrosco!

Posted by: Klaatu at January 04, 2016 01:41 PM (YqcVw)

401 So, does this mean she'll be picked up as the host of the new In Search Of...? Good thing for her Nimoy has passed on.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 04, 2016 01:42 PM (pVkEV)

402 Klaatu barada nikto.

Posted by: Helen Benson at January 04, 2016 01:42 PM (YqcVw)

403 hoverboards

The backpack flying waterjet gadget now comes in footboards.

Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 01:42 PM (DL2i+)

404 I self identify as a space alien.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 01:42 PM (Nwg0u)

405 I've seen aliens...they are pant-suited, drink copious amounts of vodka until they fall down the stairs, and smile whenever they're in the presence of electronic recording devices...

Posted by: Roger at January 04, 2016 01:42 PM (fwGpV)

406
Mars needs women.
Posted by: naturalfake
................................

Didn't we already send Matt Damon?

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 01:43 PM (HgMAr)

407 Even thought I have never met her, I still like your wife. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:40 PM (M+RRn)



The only member of the Horde to have met the lovely Mrs is NDH. We happened to be at the same concert a while back and they met. Both loved the other pretty much instantly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:43 PM (gW5Vg)

408 Yeah, right, we are so far behind the pitch that those other folks out there ... "out there" ... don't want anything to do with us other than our cheerleaders! By God, they shall not have our cheerleaders! Mankind, at last, shall unite and fight back against the kidnapping and rape of NFL cheerleaders, and the ones from UCLA too!!

I guess maybe the burka is not such a bad idea after all ..... I think the Alien Invaders can't actually see anyone in a burka. Hell! That means that the future of mankind is going to be governed by how ugly the babe in the burka was. Ouch!

Posted by: goon at January 04, 2016 01:43 PM (gy5kE)

409 Good news / bad news kind of Monday.

Good news, Milady is trying out the Ebleskiver pan using Moki's recipe from the Sunday food thread, with various fillings. Yummy!

Bad news, the electric company switched out our old electric meters today for the new hackable / Big Brother digital meters.

Posted by: mindful webworker - randomly at January 04, 2016 01:44 PM (FDy65)

410 Hillary is an alien like the noble Hross of Malacandra, and you conservatives are like the evil humans.

If you were truly Christian, you'd welcome her to this planet.

Posted by: Kasich at January 04, 2016 01:45 PM (7EHW6)

411
Horde, aliens' summary to their superior after observing Earth......Go!

"Could somebody help me stop this 'Nihilist DeGasBag TysonChickenTenders' creature from humping my leg? Somebody? Anybody?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2016 01:45 PM (BK3ZS)

412 "Is a "Cane Corso" a gangster dog? I had never heard of the breed until yesterday."

They're often confused for pits because of their build and because some people crop their ears.

They've got that intimidating look so I can see a thug type being drawn to it, but from what I've read they have a friendly temperament so it's basically just a image thing.

Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:45 PM (LzzEz)

413 Those green skinned women from Star Trek? They're real! A couple of them seduced me yesterday but don't tell Hillary, now will you?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (1IiNx)

414
If they just ignored the idiots and left them alone, eventually they would go away on their own as food ran out and they got into continual arguments over who was the most dedicated zealot.-----Christopher Taylor

And fighting over toilet paper...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (uhftQ)

415 So, can we start betting on the advent of transplanetary beings and transplanetphobia?

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (326rv)

416 This is just like Bernie Sanders with the #BlackLivesMatter tribe.

She doesn't believe a word of it, but she knows a certain proportion of Democrat voters are bugfuck loony and she can't do anything to piss them off.

Posted by: JEM at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (o+SC1)

417 www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjGPHF5A6Po

that's the guy saying even the SETI folks agreed their odds of life on other planets were very wrong. He makes a pretty good argument that Fermi is not only off, but the numbers actually are rather the opposite ... that life even here is nearly impossible ... without "intelligent design".


Posted by: Illiniwek at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (5Gpe2)

418 Both loved the other pretty much instantly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:43 PM (gW5Vg)

O.O

*remembers New Years Resolution

Ahhh, that's nice.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (fWAjv)

419 I know how she feel. I'm the brotha from anotha planet.

Posted by: Shaun King at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (7EHW6)

420 Mars needs women.
Posted by: naturalfake
................................

Didn't we already send Matt Damon?

-
And now it's payback time.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (Nwg0u)

421 *applause* Kasich sock.

At least you, unlike Wretchard Fernandez, read CS Lewis' book before namedropping it

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2016 01:47 PM (LPidw)

422 >> So, can we start betting on the advent of transplanetary
>> beings and transplanetphobia?

Didn't Richard O'Brien get there first?

Posted by: JEM at January 04, 2016 01:47 PM (o+SC1)

423 404 I self identify as a space alien.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 01:42 PM (Nwg0u)


Yes! This! I'm starting to feel bullied! Time to sue!

Posted by: goon at January 04, 2016 01:47 PM (gy5kE)

424 The left/BLM going after Ezra Klein is pretty funny. Way to start the week

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:47 PM (fWAjv)

425 Ebleskiver pan

Sounds like something Scandinavian trolls use. ;^)

Is it for making crepes or omelets or what?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:47 PM (M+RRn)

426 Well......I guess it's finally time to tell all you folks about that spaceship ride I once went on......

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 04, 2016 01:47 PM (DLu2s)

427 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 01:41 PM (39g3+)

Don't you agree though it seems wrong that the government gets a do over on sentencing the two ranchers and sending them back to prison?

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:48 PM (L8slQ)

428 Cane Corso sounds like an MMF fighter.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2016 01:48 PM (HLcYU)

429
Look someone or something fucked hillary at least once, so let's not dismiss aliens now. I mean what else would do that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (gf8BH)
______________________________

That was Web Hubble.....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 01:48 PM (HSmrB)

430 *remembers New Years Resolution

Ahhh, that's nice.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (fWAjv)



Buahahahaha. Asshole.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:49 PM (gW5Vg)

431 Ms. Clinton, what is your position on intergalactic keggers?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2016 01:49 PM (gyKtp)

432 on a non-political note; looking for alien radio signals is barking up the wrong tree, any alien civilization that travels among the stars is going to have to have a faster than light mode of travel and a FTL mode of communication to go with it.

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Why they ought to recalibrate the radio-telescopes to look for FTL drive signatures and displacements. Ought to be few and huge, no?

Posted by: Bigby's Dike-Plugging Finger at January 04, 2016 01:49 PM (3ZtZW)

433 Ebelskiver Are like little pancake dumpl___s.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2016 01:49 PM (HLcYU)

434 That's a Sontaran, baby!

Posted by: Dr. Austin Who at January 04, 2016 01:49 PM (7EHW6)

435 >>Mars needs women.

Clarification: Mars needs *moms* not imperious, unrestricted abortion-supporting, alcoholic shrews.

Posted by: Berk Breathed at January 04, 2016 01:50 PM (NOIQH)

436 she's a 2-year old, 110 pound "Cane Corso"


I had a "Mondo Cane" for awhile.


He liked to bang Poodles in the earhole and only ate a diet of ripe red plums and Snickers Bars.

He weighed 300 lbs.

We lost him when a flock of geese flew overhead and he flew after them.

We never saw him again.

Though I did receive a ripe red plum from Rio de Janeiro in the mail once.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2016 01:50 PM (0cMkb)

437 The Visiting Angels have found A Place for Hillary.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 01:50 PM (FkBIv)

438 #LittleGreenLivesMatter

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 01:50 PM (HgMAr)

439 Gravitational waves! I've been keeping the tinfoil on for years because of that. They just shake a planet, make gravitational waves, it affects everything everywhere ... because of the oneness ... and the only protection is the heavy-duty stuff that you use to cover the turkey at Thanksgiving!

Posted by: goon at January 04, 2016 01:52 PM (gy5kE)

440 she gets to my bottom plenty ...tee hee

Posted by: huma at January 04, 2016 01:52 PM (Tq5WM)

441
I'm pretty sure it was the Atlantans who broke my fishing rod as time I went deep sea fishing...

True science fact: Atlantans are responsible for each and every canoe and boat that has capsized while carrying weapons. They lurves them some firearms!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2016 01:52 PM (BK3ZS)

442 287 There is no element on earth that isn't already in space and more easily obtainable from an asteroid beltthan it would be from within our gravity well.

--

What about redheads?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 04, 2016 01:20 PM (eNOP+)

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Human sex slaves?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 04, 2016 01:53 PM (LXJ1e)

443 The Visiting Angels have found A Place for Hillary.

====


Come sail away come sail away come SAIL awaaaaaay wit me, Hag

Posted by: Bigby's Dike-Plugging Finger at January 04, 2016 01:53 PM (3ZtZW)

444 Now that Bill Clinton has hit the campaign trail I think we need to work on Moron crowdsourcing the long awaited 'Star Report : The Musical'.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2016 01:53 PM (HLcYU)

445
Well......I guess it's finally time to tell all you folks about that spaceship ride I once went on......
Posted by: Brian Williams at January 04, 2016 01:47 PM (DLu2s)
..................

Did you see any bodies float by the porthole?

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 01:54 PM (HgMAr)

446 Whoever said "Visiting Angels" first, well they owe me some earplugs. All I can hear now is that jingle that they sing! That is Alien Technology! Designed to rot the brain!

Posted by: goon at January 04, 2016 01:55 PM (gy5kE)

447 #LittleGreenLivesMatter

chortle

Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 01:55 PM (DL2i+)

448 Mars need guitars!

Posted by: Hoodoo Gurus at January 04, 2016 01:55 PM (NOIQH)

449 Mars needs schlongs.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 01:56 PM (Fmupd)

450 Planet Chelsea was discovered after I was probed with the Hubble Telescope.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 01:56 PM (7EHW6)

451 If she really gave a shit, wouldn't she have gotten the truth when she was in the White House before?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

452 Oh, great! Now some moooron brings up the topic of gingers and Aliens! Great, just great! Like we weren't already freaked out enough.?

Posted by: goon at January 04, 2016 01:57 PM (gy5kE)

453 What's her position on Huma?

Posted by: torabora wants pics at January 04, 2016 01:58 PM (Tq5WM)

454 FenelonSpoke: ..for making crepes or omelets or what?..

Photo of pan (better than the one I posted) found by artisanal 'ette: http://bit.ly/1PGlbCe

Pancake-type recipe, makes little balls. I've just tried 'em with (separately) feta cheese, cream cheese and orange marmalade, nut butter and chocolate, and lingonberry. Mmmmm. All delicious.

Posted by: mindful webworker - stuffed at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (FDy65)

455 There is no element on earth that isn't already in space and more easily
obtainable from an asteroid beltthan it would be from within our
gravity well.


Alien tail.

Trust me.

Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (oVJmc)

456 If she really gave a shit, wouldn't she have gotten the truth when she was in the White House before?
--

LOL.

She's doesn't need to know.
Either did her hubby.
Or Jimmy Carter.
Or Lord O.

Reagan knew.
Bush I probably knew
Nixon might have known.
Cheney knows.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (9JJgN)

457 What's her position on Huma?

Spread-eagle, I believe.

Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (oVJmc)

458 453 What's her position on Huma?
Posted by: torabora wants pics at January 04, 2016 01:58 PM (Tq5WM)

Atop.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (RD7QR)

459 SA cancels all flights to/from Iran.


Thankfully we have Top. Men. to navigate the coming shitstorm.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (fWAjv)

460 Mars needs bars. *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (7EHW6)

461
451 If she really gave a shit, wouldn't she have gotten the truth when she was in the White House before?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 01:56 PM (oVJmc)


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Only the president gets to see the Book of Secrets.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (Fmupd)

462 Got to learn to type faster.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:00 PM (RD7QR)

463
Yes, Sir.

! took the liberty of replacing your child with a 38 year old Syrian refugee child.

Just as you have been suggesting for the rest of your countrymen.

Sir, I really see no need for that kind of language.

Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg's Robot Butler at January 04, 2016 02:00 PM (0cMkb)

464 409-yeah mindful webworker!! Hope you enjoy them-they are addictive!

Sorry about the big brother power. We had that forced on us last spring, and sure enough, the first hot day in the summer, the electric company cut off power to the neighborhood for six hours. We called our electrician, who said they had been flooded with calls, and when it was explained what happened, were then flooded with work orders to remove the E.C. switch (ours are voluntary, for now.) It was a huge bust for Dominion power, and some really bad PR. I hope they don't decide to mandate it, because I resent someone else deciding when I can use my AC.

Upthread-I am no kind of supporter of "climate change" I included it in the list of things that the powers that be scream about fixing. Because if they have the time to worry about aliens from outer space, all the other stuff has obviously been taken care of.

Posted by: Moki at January 04, 2016 02:00 PM (7q2ch)

465 Hillary makes my burrito wilt.

Posted by: Tocquavious Burringo Quesa-Jones at January 04, 2016 02:01 PM (5plx4)

466 So anyways

Any of youse morons doing anything for Twelfth Night/Epiphany, etc? We're going to a Boar's Head festival and then a 12th night, bringing the kid along.

Posted by: Bigby's Dike-Plugging Finger at January 04, 2016 02:01 PM (3ZtZW)

467 459 SA cancels all flights to/from Iran.


Thankfully we have Top. Men. to navigate the coming shitstorm.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (fWAjv)

Imagine the tanker war from the '80s. Now imagine it being waged by religious fundamentalists who hate each other and have 21st century weapons. Thank God for fracking.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:01 PM (RD7QR)

468
She doesn't believe a word of it, but she knows a certain proportion of Democrat voters are bugfuck loony and she can't do anything to piss them off.

Distraught and disconsolate Dems when Da Bern goes down in flames will split off and form the Bugfuck Loony Party. It'll all be downhill after that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2016 02:01 PM (BK3ZS)

469 Is there a Bat'leth joke in here?

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at January 04, 2016 02:02 PM (HLcYU)

470 the good news is that President Trump will get to the bottom of the illegal alien question...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2016 02:02 PM (lfQy6)

471
Oh, great! Now some moooron brings up the topic of gingers and Aliens!
......................

I don't mind the red hair as long as they have green skin.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 02:02 PM (HgMAr)

472 Mark Zuckerberg's Westworld.

I like the sound of that.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 02:03 PM (oVJmc)

473 My favorite space / alien movies which I assume is far different from the majority.

1. Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Serenity
3. Predators
4. Galaxy Quest
5. Star Trek : Wrath of Khan

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 02:04 PM (L8slQ)

474 467 459 SA cancels all flights to/from Iran

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SA?

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 02:04 PM (Fmupd)

475 Someone just asked Henry Waxman what he thought of Hillary's promise to dealt with the space alien issue. He answered, "I have just one thing to say on the subject: Klattu. Barada. Nicto."

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 04, 2016 02:04 PM (iIzG7)

476 Charlie Hebdo marks year since attack with provocative cover


Provocative? Hey Jamil? Does this look like Allah/Mohammed to you?


LOL. Silly Kfir. That looks like Yahweh.


http://tinyurl.com/z5cl86v

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:05 PM (fWAjv)

477 Coast to Coast is hurriedly trying to book her as the next big guest for their show!

I look forward on her thoughts on Sasquatch too. But enough about Michelle... *ducks spitballs from Ace*

Posted by: LizLem at January 04, 2016 02:05 PM (hvf9s)

478 SA?
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 02:04 PM (Fmupd)

Saudi Arabia

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:06 PM (fWAjv)

479 Guess I should have used KSA

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:06 PM (fWAjv)

480 474 467 459 SA cancels all flights to/from Iran

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SA?
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 02:04 PM (Fmupd)

Saudi Arabia. They executed a shiite cleric for slandering the royal family. Some Iranians firebombed their embassy. Now it's tit for tat reactions. Like I said, imagine the tanker war from the '80s with 21st century weapons and combatants who consider one another infidels.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:06 PM (RD7QR)

481 428 Cane Corso sounds like an MMF fighter.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2016 01:48 PM (HLcYU)


Didn't we have him as a passenger once?

Posted by: Mal Reynolds at January 04, 2016 02:06 PM (f7rv6)

482 "Imagine the tanker war from the '80s. Now imagine it being waged by
religious fundamentalists who hate each other and have 21st century
weapons."

They had some pretty nasty 20th century weapons in the original.

Exocets flying around. The USS _Stark_ having soaked up a hit and taken bad casualties as a result.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 04, 2016 02:07 PM (noWW6)

483
473 My favorite space / alien movies which I assume is far different from the majority.

1. Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Serenity
3. Predators
4. Galaxy Quest
5. Star Trek : Wrath of Khan

I'd have to add in

Babylon 5
Space: Above and Beyond

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 02:04 PM (L8slQ)

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 02:08 PM (f7rv6)

484 Thank God for fracking.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:01 PM (RD7QR)

Just waiting for the EO to come down restricting it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:08 PM (fWAjv)

485 OT: Rolling Stone reporter on militia takeover near Burns, OR:

Militia standoff in deep bumblefuck oregon

-
And dude, I'm not a professional journalist or anything but shouldn't "Bumblefuck" and "Oregon" be capitalized?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 02:08 PM (Nwg0u)

486 Speaking of Clintons...apparently Bill is doing a stump event today and is lackluster, according to Rush.

Further proof he is secretly trying to sabotage Hillary's campaign?

Also I watched the John Mulaney standup show on Netflix, he has a bit about Clinton at the end. Apparently Billy J when a student volunteered to walk ladies home in the evenings, and Mulaney's mom was one of them. Crazy. Mulaney's dad sounds pretty conservative and like he'd fit in with the Horde, hah.

Posted by: LizLem at January 04, 2016 02:08 PM (hvf9s)

487 Here's an idea: instead of devoting resources to the non-existent non-problem of space aliens coming here, how about we address the REAL issue of terrestrial illegal aliens instead?

Geez, this distraction is about as stupid as focusing on non-existent manmade climate change as a diversion from the inability to deal with real problems like ISIS, nuclear Iran, and a wrecked economy. Do they think this country has suddenly gone stupid?

Wait... never mind. Apparently it wasn't all that sudden.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 04, 2016 02:09 PM (iIzG7)

488 I'm visited by aliens all the time. What's the big deal? Many of them are quite nice, although some are a bit rapey.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at January 04, 2016 02:09 PM (7RXcs)

489 Battlefield Earth

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:09 PM (fWAjv)

490 They've got that intimidating look so I can see a thug type being drawn to it, but from what I've read they have a friendly temperament so it's basically just a image thing.
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:45 PM (LzzEz)


I think they are big enough and potentially dangerous enough that you want to make sure you have a good hand at training dogs if you are going to have one, though.

Posted by: Lea at January 04, 2016 02:09 PM (lIU4e)

491 Mark Zuckerberg To Build Robot Butler and AI House, Because He Feels Mankind Must Explore the Very Limits of Its Patience for His Annoying Existence

Ex Machina 2: The Entwerpening

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 02:09 PM (P5mpr)

492 Bill is doing a stump event today

Bent stump at that!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 02:10 PM (FkBIv)

493 485 OT: Rolling Stone reporter on militia takeover near Burns, OR:

Militia standoff in deep bumblefuck oregon

-
And dude, I'm not a professional journalist or anything but shouldn't "Bumblefuck" and "Oregon" be capitalized?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 02:08 PM (Nwg0u)

BUMBLE Fuck? Isn't it BUM Fuck? at least that's how I remember it from my Navy days...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 02:10 PM (f7rv6)

494 BUMBLE Fuck? Isn't it BUM Fuck? at least that's how I remember it from my Navy days...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 02:10 PM (f7rv6)

East Jabip.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (P5mpr)

495 To be honest, sanctions from the Sauds would probably more devastating to Tehran than anything the U.S. Europe has done. Imagine a shutout of all shiite muzzies into Mecca.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (Fmupd)

496 My investigation into UFOs has determined the following:

1. Aliens set up my homebrew e-mail server in Chappaqua and used a neuralyzer to make me forget.
2. Aliens had sex with all of those girls and used a neuralyzer to have them say it was my devoted husband, Bill.
3. Aliens managed all of the moneys of the cattle futures, Whitewater and the Clinton Foundation -- and used a neuralyzer to make me forget.
4. Vince Foster was an alien and I had to kill him, but I accidentally neuralyzed myself which made me forget.

Posted by: Hillary at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (YqcVw)

497 Come now, beliefs on the Left are entirely scientific and rational, like all the New Age hippies, like Marxism, and like belief in the power of government to be efficient and beneficent.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (oVJmc)

498 Welp...

there goes 2016


White House calls for 'restraint' between Iran, Saudi Arabia

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (fWAjv)

499 that's how I remember it from my Navy days...
Posted by: BB Wolf


That's the one in Egypt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (FkBIv)

500 485 OT: Rolling Stone reporter on militia takeover near Burns, OR:

Militia standoff in deep bumblefuck oregon

-
And dude, I'm not a professional journalist or anything but shouldn't "Bumblefuck" and "Oregon" be capitalized?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 02:08 PM (Nwg0u)

BUMBLE Fuck? Isn't it BUM Fuck? at least that's how I remember it from my Navy days...
Posted by: BB Wolf

It should have been, "Fumblybuck".

Amateurs.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (326rv)

501 Ain't getting out of this thread without a mention of me.

Posted by: Uranus at January 04, 2016 02:13 PM (ZWRoJ)

502 Hillary is clearly in hot pursuit of the coveted Dennis Kucinich endorsement.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 04, 2016 02:13 PM (iIzG7)

503 495 To be honest, sanctions from the Sauds would probably more devastating to Tehran than anything the U.S. Europe has done. Imagine a shutout of all shiite muzzies into Mecca.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (Fmupd)

Imagine a bunch of shiites trying to force their way into Mecca. The Iranians hate the fact that the Saudis are the custodians of the holy places.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:13 PM (RD7QR)

504 491 Mark Zuckerberg To Build Robot Butler and AI House, Because He Feels Mankind Must Explore the Very Limits of Its Patience for His Annoying Existence

Ex Machina 2: The Entwerpening

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 02:09 PM (P5mpr)


Just cover for his order of Japanese Sex Bots...

His Doctor wife is too busy...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 02:13 PM (f7rv6)

505
What's her position on Huma?
Posted by: torabora wants pics at January 04, 2016 01:58 PM (Tq5WM)
______________________________

Face down....

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 02:14 PM (HSmrB)

506 Heh. Drudge headline, apparently Bubba's not so slick any more.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 02:14 PM (oVJmc)

507 492 Bill is doing a stump event today


-----------------


I think he's taking advantage of Hill's situation and just going out to hunt pussy.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 02:14 PM (Fmupd)

508 498 Welp...

there goes 2016


White House calls for 'restraint' between Iran, Saudi Arabia
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (fWAjv)

[Facepalm] The fuckin' Kiss of Death.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:14 PM (RD7QR)

509
Just cover for his order of Japanese Sex Bots...

His Doctor wife is too busypudgy...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 02:13 PM (f7rv6)

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 02:15 PM (P5mpr)

510
White House calls for 'restraint' between Iran, Saudi Arabia

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2


Gee. It's almost like Iran knows there's nothing holding them back any more.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 02:15 PM (oVJmc)

511 >>> Just cover for his order of Japanese Sex Bots...
His Doctor wife is too busy...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 02:13 PM (f7rv6)

Just trying to bring new meaning to "poking" someone...

Posted by: Zuckerberg, tech pioneer of the fyoochah at January 04, 2016 02:15 PM (hvf9s)

512 Starship FUPAs.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (7EHW6)

513 President Obama has not personally contacted the leaders of both countries but is 'aware of the situation,' the spokesman said.


BOOM!!!{/b}

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (fWAjv)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (fWAjv)

515 Hillary says she's going to get to the bottom of this. What exactly does that entail? In-person interviews? Flying around in a byplane looking for other-worldy objects? Dragging out a big telescope and looking through it with her stroke-eyes? Maybe at her campaign stops she could pass out those 3-D glasses to everyone.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (dFi94)

516 White House calls for 'restraint' between Iran, Saudi Arabia

And either state would heed this......why? Neither are run or populated by mindless leftists.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (326rv)

517 Sidebar articles:

1. I don't understand why zuckerberg isn't going for monkey butlers.

2. Smart bra - are they thinking you would wear that all the time? Because no way would one sports bra go with all the outfits. So that's stupid. Maybe if you only wanted to track data when you were working out?

Posted by: Lea at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (lIU4e)

518 512 Starship FUPAs.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (7EHW6)

Dude. Just...dude.

Posted by: Robert Heinlein at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (RD7QR)

519 []503 495 To be honest, sanctions from the Sauds would probably more devastating to Tehran than anything the U.S. Europe has done. Imagine a shutout of all shiite muzzies into Mecca.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (Fmupd)

Imagine a bunch of shiites trying to force their way into Mecca. The Iranians hate the fact that the Saudis are the custodians of the holy places.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:13 PM (RD7QR)

*makes note to buy moar popcorn*

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2016 02:17 PM (zoehZ)

520 "they are big enough and potentially dangerous enough that you want to make sure you have a good hand at training dogs if you are going to have one, though. "

That's very true. Of course, that's true of all dogs. My brother in law was attacked by his shih tzu Bit his face while he was sleeping.

Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 02:17 PM (LzzEz)

521 White House Bumblefuck calls for 'restraint' between Iran, Saudi Arabia

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 02:18 PM (Nwg0u)

522 Tom Coughdrop, out as Gints coach.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 02:18 PM (Dj0WE)

523 I'm more cynical than y'all. I think she'd is talking about aliens in this way for one reason only... To make a linguistic pivot or segue to it being high insult and racism to refer to persons as legal or illegal aliens.

Posted by: Perfectly serious at January 04, 2016 02:18 PM (EayMo)

524 Look for the Saudis (and the GCC) to announce the start of their own nuclear procurement program to counter the Iranian threat.

Posted by: Arondack Patriot at January 04, 2016 02:19 PM (YqcVw)

525 517 Sidebar articles:

1. I don't understand why zuckerberg isn't going for monkey butlers.
...
Posted by: Lea at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (lIU4e)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAKWKfVcd04

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 02:19 PM (P5mpr)

526 The Brits do lurid scandal much better than we do.

http://goo.gl/Dt55WZ

Posted by: JEM at January 04, 2016 02:19 PM (o+SC1)

527 522 Tom Coughdrop, out as Gints coach.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 02:18 PM (Dj0WE)

Too bad, I got pretty fond of seeing him on the sidelines trying to force his skull out through his skin.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

528
522 Tom Coughdrop, out as Gints coach.

__________________

First pick for my fantasy league in the New Jersey Nursing Home Shuffleboard League!

Posted by: Arondack Patriot at January 04, 2016 02:20 PM (YqcVw)

529 Tom Coughdrop, out as Gints coach.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 02:18 PM (Dj0WE)

Too bad, I got pretty fond of seeing him on the sidelines trying to force his skull out through his skin.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:19 PM (RD7QR)


I'm especially going to miss the confused look he gets when Eli throws another wobbly pass to a defender, and then seeing him toss his gum on the ground.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 02:21 PM (Dj0WE)

530 Look for the Saudis (and the GCC) to announce the start of their own nuclear procurement program to counter the Iranian threat.
Posted by: Arondack Patriot at January 04, 2016 02:19 PM (YqcVw)

Don't have to...they supposedly bought some from the Pakistanians

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 02:21 PM (gf8BH)

531 *makes note to buy moar popcorn*

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2016 02:17 PM (zoehZ)

Make sure to share some with your new Syrian neighbors


1. Measure the bacon grease into a 6 quart pot and place over high heat. Add one or two popcorn kernels as testers. When the test kernels pop, add the rest of the popcorn and cover with a lid. As the popcorn starts to pop, shake the pan back and forth constantly to keep the unpopped kernels on the bottom where they can pop. When the popping slows down, remove the pan from the heat and let it finish popping.


2. Pour the popcorn into a large bowl or paper sack. Season with half of the seasoned salt and stir. Taste before adding more salt if desired. Toss with bacon bits and shredded Cheddar cheese for an extra special treat. Store leftovers in lunch sacks or sandwich bags.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:21 PM (fWAjv)

532 Look for the Saudis (and the GCC) to announce the start of their own nuclear procurement program to counter the Iranian threat.
Posted by: Arondack Patriot at January 04, 2016 02:19 PM (YqcVw)

Don't have to...they supposedly bought some from the Pakistanians
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 02:21 PM (gf8BH)

Plus in a perverse way, they are probably covered by Israel's nuclear umbrella

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 02:21 PM (gf8BH)

533 498 Welp...

there goes 2016


White House calls for 'restraint' between Iran, Saudi Arabia
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (fWAjv)

Wouldn't want anything to disrupt Iran's pursuit of a nuclear weapon now, would we?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 04, 2016 02:22 PM (kpqmD)

534 And that recipe called for 1/2 cup

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:23 PM (fWAjv)

535 The Saudis and the Iranians are a fly's eyelash from being at each other's throats, our leader (such as you can call him) is an inept jackass on terminal leave, and the world is in flames. Gawd, I hope there are space aliens, and one of them has an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator they can spare. I'm beginning to think that's the only way out of this mess.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 04, 2016 02:23 PM (iIzG7)

536 Don't you agree though it seems wrong that the government gets a do over on sentencing the two ranchers and sending them back to prison?

Oh, sure, the complaints are completely valid, and you probably don't even know the half of them. But the tactics are idiotic and self-defeating. Heck, I agreed with a lot of the complaints by occupy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 02:23 PM (39g3+)

537 Wouldn't want anything to disrupt Iran's pursuit of a nuclear weapon now, would we?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 04, 2016 02:22 PM (kpqmD)


I'm waiting for Fast and Furious II: Nuclear Edition to be discovered.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:24 PM (fWAjv)

538 Hillary's latest AI is designed to crush alien species like cockroaches.

Posted by: Fritz at January 04, 2016 02:25 PM (UzPAd)

539 serious you guys, new thread.

Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 04, 2016 02:25 PM (qSIlh)

540 Although if Fredo gets them to inadvertenly nuke each-other he will be on the fast-rack to Best. President. Ever!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:25 PM (fWAjv)

541 The Saudis and the Iranians are a fly's eyelash from being at each other's throats, our leader (such as you can call him) is an inept jackass on terminal leave, and the world is in flames. Gawd, I hope there are space aliens, and one of them has an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator they can spare. I'm beginning to think that's the only way out of this mess.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 04, 2016 02:23 PM (iIzG7)


More likely they will engage each other in proxy Wars all over the Middle East

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 02:25 PM (gf8BH)

542 Kinda puts the "illegal" alien thing in a different perspective.

Posted by: torabora at January 04, 2016 02:25 PM (Tq5WM)

543 Moki: "Sorry about the big brother power. ..."

Asked the guy, can I opt out? He said, sure; call this 800 number to find out what the fine is. !!!

I don't even mind the electric co as much as I think about the hackers. Past time to look into getting a generator...!

Posted by: mindful webworker - stuffed at January 04, 2016 02:26 PM (FDy65)

544 522 Tom Coughdrop, out as Gints coach.
______________________________

Mike Francesa is inconsolable.

On suicide watch facing the prospect of kissing the ass of a new Giants coach for the next several years to rebuild a relationship he had with TC.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 04, 2016 02:26 PM (YqcVw)

545 Why do Kirk's Starfleet and the Doctor's Timelords act so squeamishly when it comes to interfering with alien civilizations?

Only Democrat planning, Democrat intellect is capable of running those mouthbreathing civilations properly.

I would make it a point to institute universal healthcare, reproductive rights, and five year plans in every civilization I came across, except for the intergalactic Muslim ones.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 02:27 PM (7EHW6)

546 Easy popcorn: take a paper lunch bag, put in 1/3rd cup of kernels, roll up the top, and microwave for 2+ minutes. How long depends on your individual microwave. You're looking for that sweet spot between "they stopped poppling very often" and "I smell burning popcorn."

Easy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 02:27 PM (39g3+)

547 This is kinda funny. Our betters are calling the militia in Bumblefuck Y'all Queda.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 02:27 PM (Nwg0u)

548 >> Just trying to bring new meaning to "poking" someone...

I shot the Sheriff,
But I did not Pokemon

Posted by: Son of Jamaica at January 04, 2016 02:28 PM (nSW/N)

549 >> I'm waiting for Fast and Furious II: Nuclear Edition to be discovered.

That would be III. II was Bengazi.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 04, 2016 02:31 PM (nSW/N)

550 >>> Make sure to share some with your new Syrian neighbors


1. Measure the bacon grease into a 6 quart pot and place over high heat. Add one or two popcorn kernels as testers. When the test kernels pop, add the rest of the popcorn and cover with a lid. As the popcorn starts to pop, shake the pan back and forth constantly to keep the unpopped kernels on the bottom where they can pop. When the popping slows down, remove the pan from the heat and let it finish popping.


2. Pour the popcorn into a large bowl or paper sack. Season with half of the seasoned salt and stir. Taste before adding more salt if desired. Toss with bacon bits and shredded Cheddar cheese for an extra special treat. Store leftovers in lunch sacks or sandwich bags.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:21 PM (fWAjv)



Let's replace Achmed's regular popcorn with our special bacon popcorn and see if he notices!

Posted by: Someone asking to be Fatwa'd at January 04, 2016 02:32 PM (hvf9s)

551 Hillary! GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!

Posted by: torabora at January 04, 2016 02:36 PM (Tq5WM)

552 473 My favorite space / alien movies which I assume is far different from the majority.

1. Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Serenity
3. Predators
4. Galaxy Quest
5. Star Trek : Wrath of Khan
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 02:04 PM (L8slQ)

-----------------

Predators, really?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 04, 2016 02:39 PM (LXJ1e)

553 Stolen from her husband who said something similar in 1992 about ufo's and getting to the bottom of area 51. Hilarious, she can't even come up with her own material.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 04, 2016 02:48 PM (MbrzC)

554 Moki- You were (are?) a Conoff!?

Posted by: Mainah at January 04, 2016 02:52 PM (659DL)

555 From: HH22
To: Huma

Bring up a box of magnums. stat

Posted by: torabora at January 04, 2016 02:53 PM (Tq5WM)

556 In space nobody can hear my rape victims scream.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at January 04, 2016 03:03 PM (HgMAr)

557 Hillary Rodham Klingon.

Posted by: General Zod at January 04, 2016 03:07 PM (Bdeb0)

558 Sandy Burglar was sent in to purloin the papers that evidence aliens sneaking into the White House to make whoopie with Bill. They came from all over the galaxy to get First Dick.

Huma and I would cuddle on the couch and watch.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 04, 2016 03:08 PM (Tq5WM)

559 UFO eruptions.

Posted by: the scoville unit at January 04, 2016 03:57 PM (0adl+)

560 Do tin foil hats go with pantsuits?

Posted by: RGallegos at January 04, 2016 04:58 PM (nxdBM)

561 I think Hillary's trying to tell us something... maybe we can send her back to her home planet?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 04, 2016 06:08 PM (xetep)

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