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Hillary Clinton: Aliens May Have Visited Us Already; Vows to Get to the Bottom of UFOs
Jon Podhoretz said, correctly, that if any Republican candidate had said this, it would be screaming news all over every dial and website -- a perfect Otherizing story illustrating the strange, anti-scientific beliefs of Republicans.
You remember how much play Ben Carson's speculations about pyramid granaries got. But Hillary Clinton says it, so it's just a story about a politician interested in citizen concerns.Hillary Clinton says that aliens may have already visited humanity. "I think we may have been [visited already]. We don't know for sure," the Democratic presidential front-runner told The Conway Daily Sun during a campaign stop in New Hampshire last week.Whether extraterrestrial life exists, and whether extraterrestrial life has visited us, are too very, very different questions. Based on probabilities -- assuming that no godlike miracle is required for life, and further assuming that even if a godlike miracle is required for life, this miracle didn't occur only on earth -- it is extremely likely, bordering on certain, that extraterrestrial life exists, or has existed. Based on the fact that there is absolutely no evidence of any visitations to earth by such life, apart from stray sightings of something in the sky (which are more easily explainable as metereological effects), the answer to the question whether the earth has been visited is a "almost certainly not." Add into that the famous question asked by Fermi -- "If aliens exist: Then where are they?," i.e., why does evidence of them not abound, why are we not picking up radio signals from their past communications (and certainly they would have gone through a radio age, just as we did, even if they then moved on to something more clever) -- and the apparently impossibility of FTL travel and so forth. Add into that that the only explanation for why we don't know about alien visitations is a massive and vicious government conspiracy to keep us ignorant, which is a strange position to take for someone who was once, in her own telling, co-president of the US.
Her comment came after being asked about her husband Bill Clinton's comments during an appearance on late-night show "Jimmy Kimmel Live" in 2014, when he suggested that extraterrestrial life could exist.
...
Hillary Clinton told a Sun reporter that she would "get to the bottom" of UFOs.
But you know -- They Love science. Just ask 'em. They'll tell you.
Mrs. Clinton's future head of OSTP. @Coondawg68 @KevinNR pic.twitter.com/yg3QjQiJO7
— Starless (@starless941) January 4, 2016Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 04, 2016 12:28 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: The Alien at January 04, 2016 12:31 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Reggie Love at January 04, 2016 12:31 PM (27KAF)
Posted by: donna at January 04, 2016 12:32 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: HH at January 04, 2016 12:33 PM (DrCtv)
Granny doesn't like it when she slips in public.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:34 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2016 12:34 PM (jBuUi)
Stuart Kaufman's "At Home in the Universe" is a fantastic description of how chemistry and physics practically compel the formation of life.
It's very sciency and over my head, but it does not negate God in the process, He may well have invented all the rules of valences and bonding and the tendency of things to want to organize themselves into DNA. Fascinating book.
Based on the fact that there is absolutely no evidence of any visitations to earth by such life, apart from stray sightings of something in the sky (which are more easily explainable as metereological effects), the answer to the question whether the earth has been visited is a "almost certainly not."
Oh I don't want to be anywhere near alexthechick when she reads this.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: The Alien at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (89T5c)
I don't know why anyone would think we could "see" them in any way, shape or form.
Perhaps we should be saying "Detectable Aliens..."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (NOIQH)
After having the batshit insane John Holdren as the Presidential Science Advisor under Obama -- someone who has argued for putting sterilant chemicals in the nation's water supply to control population and for "de-developing" the industrial USA back into a rural Eden -- having the Ancient Aliens guy would actually come as a huge relief.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (jBuUi)
Alright Horde, aliens' summary to their superior after observing Earth......Go!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 12:35 PM (gW5Vg)
She would know. Im waiting fore somebody to peel off her face so we can see that reptile skin.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 12:36 PM (8XRCm)
This is why I support the death penalty. This mother is so sad:
Long wait for justice nears end for families of serial killer Oscar Ray Bolin Jr.'s victims
http://goo.gl/iN4zfk
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 04, 2016 12:36 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 12:36 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: scorecard at January 04, 2016 12:36 PM (1uTkE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2016 12:36 PM (/fW7M)
...that Cruz or Trump will win. See what I did there?
Also, aliens, sure. Why not? Science fiction seems to hit the mark more often the SCIENCE does.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 04, 2016 12:36 PM (Rwa4N)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at January 04, 2016 12:37 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 12:37 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Real Everyday American at January 04, 2016 12:37 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 04, 2016 12:38 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:38 PM (SEFXb)
Horns, hoofs and a pointed tail, I would guess, indicating she's more likely a resident of an, er, more subterranean locale, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:38 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:38 PM (SEFXb)
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Now that you mention it..... he does look like a Grey doesnt he.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (8XRCm)
*flushes toilet*
Posted by: Hillary Redham Clinton at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (P5mpr)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (SEFXb)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: The Alien at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Mainah at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Phil Collins at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (FkBIv)
Then we had to come down, and inform you of the fact you are not welcome out here until you grow up...
So after 1974 you were not allowed out of Earth Orbit.
Hillary already knows this... proving once more your leaders lie, which is WHY we don't want you out here.
Posted by: Third Talon Klathu, Crewmember of @$^#$ Fleet embargoing Sol 3 at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (TxJGV)
Her willingness to speak out on this subject just further shows us the kind of bravery we saw when she insisted that her plane land amid withering sniper fire in Bosnia.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: 8 year old Hillary! townhall attendee - totes spontaneously at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (NOIQH)
Going by the hair I'd guess Giorgio sp? is a Trump fan.
Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (DL2i+)
"Nobody is angrier than I am about this."
"We are going to find out who is responsible and hold them accountable"
Haha, tricked you, never said the last one!
Posted by: Barrack's Hillary's Talking Points at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (t2KH5)
Perhaps we should be saying "Detectable Aliens..."
why would you physically travel somewhere and not poke around when you get there, or say hi to the indigenous life?
What is the point of physical travel if you don't do those things?
Posted by: King Obama the Golfer at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (dciA+)
Nothing will ever top Terry Bisson's short story _They're Made Out Of Meat_.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (SEFXb)
Because when you fail to anthropomorphize creation weird shit starts to go down.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (P5mpr)
(Translation: "Of course we control your minds! How do think we do the anal probes without you squirming? BWAhahahaha!")
Posted by: Fra'qit of Blan'Frang at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (RD7QR)
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The only "bottom" Hillary is going to get to is Huma's.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 12:41 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Phil Collins at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (FkBIv)
That song is Soooooo last Century!
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 12:42 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: ClapToo at January 04, 2016 12:42 PM (FkBIv)
It's by now a standard part of the theory that every new President, within days of assuming office, is shown "The Evidence" -- proof that aliens did indeed land on Earth (usually New Mexico in the '40s or '50s). Only a few select Top Men in military intelligence, plus of course The President, ever get to see The Evidence.
So, presumably, in 1993 Bill Clinton got to see it - -the flying saucer parts, the alien bodies, etc.
And then, as one would expect, he told his wife about what he saw.
So Hillary, the theory goes, is one of the few people who knows that we have indeed been visited by aliens.
They'll be talking about this accidental admission in the forums for months and months, guaranteed.
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2016 12:42 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at January 04, 2016 12:42 PM (0O7c5)
Or maybe that was made up by silly Christians, like "Planet X". But yeah, Hillary is pandering and/or dumb. Any being that is capable of such light year travel would be more like a god than a mere "alien".
Posted by: Illiniwek at January 04, 2016 12:42 PM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 12:42 PM (6UaFw)
most aliens would be bacteria and insects, but the probability would be, given so many rolls of the dice (there are trillions of stars) that at least a fair number of species attained technological literacy.
Posted by: King Obama the Golfer at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Downhome Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: 8 year old Hillary! townhall attendee - totes spontaneously at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: StrawMan at January 04, 2016 12:44 PM (K/p7v)
Answered by Szilard, I believe,
"They are among us, but they call themselves Hungarians."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 12:44 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 12:44 PM (fWAjv)
https://www.libertyislandmag.com/creator/atelier/content.html?ln=finalcontact
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2016 12:44 PM (/fW7M)
Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 12:44 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (SEFXb)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (89T5c)
Because he told his mistress?
I'm assuming that's who he spent more one-on-one time with, not Hillary.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Alien at January 04, 2016 12:40 PM (89T5c)
That jerk caused the race riots in the 60s and 70s. Practical joke by the Great Detractor; he thought it was funny as hell.
Posted by: K at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (P5mpr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 12:46 PM (FkBIv)
So...why the "I'll get to the bottom of it!" act? She's not some random shmuck who's just asking questions, yet she positions herself as though she is.
She can't simultaneously be Just Like You tm and also Super Accomplished Former First Lady.
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 12:46 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 12:46 PM (fWAjv)
Hillary Clinton says that aliens may have already visited humanity.
Ssssshe liessssss.
Posted by: The Space Lizards
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 04, 2016 12:46 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (laMCB)
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Do you know "why" the gonvernment mandated the switch from tin foil to aluminum foil????
Tin foil *actually* works.
Remember folks.... its not paranoia if they *are* out to get you.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hillarity! at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (eNOP+)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (nFdGS)
It is a coincidence that Rowdy Roddy Piper died "accidentally" just as Hillary's campaign was ramping up to full strength?
I think not!
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (89T5c)
Sounds like an opportunity to me!
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (P5mpr)
That CIA dude and Data at Area 51 never told me that...
Posted by: Bill Pullman as Prez in ID at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (+ik1L)
That's like dumping a flaming bag of dog poop on the front porch and ringing the door bell.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 12:46 PM (FkBIv)
He was too busy fighting off killer bunnies.
Posted by: StrawMan at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (K/p7v)
But she can *not* be both of those things simultaneously! *)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (NOIQH)
https://www.libertyislandmag.com/creator/atelier/content.html?ln=finalcontact
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2016 12:44 PM (/fW7M)
LMAO
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (gW5Vg)
We are so screwed.
Posted by: Moki at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:45 PM (SEFXb)
Actually.... herbivores only expand until they run out of range..
Carnivores however will compete for hunting grounds... same with omnivores...
Thus, its most likely an expanding Race would be assholes, like us... Peaceful enlightened Herbivore type species would not have the same Darwinian drives to expand..
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge
{In robotic vote) "Klaatu barata nikto. Vote for me."
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (/fW7M)
Posted by: Slappy at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (KS+qL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (M+RRn)
Hillary! just wants to make sure they all get food stamps and register as Democrats.
Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: physics geek at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (MT22W)
Santa Claus, fairies, remote viewing, crop circles, ghosts and communication with the dead...
If we had an impartial news media. But we don't.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (Dj0WE)
Personally, I thing that evil hag is in league with the aliens. Just wait until random conservative bloggers and uppity right wingers start having xenomorphs burst from their chests. Then you will believe.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (j4wsR)
She carries an electronic keyboard with her for just such events.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Dr Okun helping Hillary off with her coat at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Bill Pullman as Prez in ID at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (+ik1L)
Reeeelease.....meeeeeee
Posted by: Alien in ID at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (cKwwS)
Posted by: Mork from Ork- Nanu, Nanu bitches! at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (SEFXb)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (NOIQH)
Hillary Clinton added that the chairman of her campaign, John Podesta, is a huge fan of UFO lore. Podesta served as chief of staff to Bill Clinton and counselor to the president for Barack Obama. "He has made me personally pledge we are going to get the information out," said Clinton. "One way or another. Maybe we could have, like, a task force to go to Area 51."
http://tinyurl.com/gtbuz6n
Top men.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Paul at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 12:46 PM (FkBIv)
He was too busy fighting off killer bunnies.
Posted by: StrawMan at January 04, 2016 12:47 PM (K/p7v)
Why do you think he remained silent...
Posted by: Agent Biffles, 0013 Killer Bunny of her Majesties Secret Space Service at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 04, 2016 12:43 PM (89T5c)
I just don't get the appeal. The MSM protects her but there is so much smoke = fire info out there about her, you'd think even the grey-haired, organic lettuce munching, anti-war ladies would get a clue.
You have to deliberately shut your eyes and ears to not see that she is one of the most cynical, hypocritical, and corrupt people in the history of the universe. A real life House of Cards character.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (39g3+)
Hand to my heart, this is true.
Posted by: Moki at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Hillary for president. at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (Dj0WE)
Lewis once likened prayerto a kind of shortwave radiotransmission from Enemy-held territory. That sounds about right.
Posted by: troyriser at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (UWlp+)
Anyway, the premise is that scientists discover irrefutable evidence of alien life through radio transmissions or some such.
All the people who love science sexually are bleating about how this proves there is no god and we're all a bunch of ignorant hicks and blah blah blah.
Society rearranges itself even more toward the godless SJWing in response. Years pass as we try to establish communication and everything goes to utopian shit.
We finally make contact. And what do you know? The aliens also worship a God. His name? YHWH.
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (GZ6Pf)
Posted by: Zeltrab of Betnax IV at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (oVJmc)
How else do you explain Hillary! Clinton?
Well, I guess there is always the existence of satan...
Posted by: Chi at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (gQfxF)
Posted by: physics geek at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: JEM at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Tobasco at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (+APs0)
Weeeee waaaaant youuuuuuu tooooo dieeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (NOIQH)
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Major.... is this glass bulletproof?????
No???
BLAM
BLAM
BLAM
BLAM
BLAM
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: HH at January 04, 2016 12:52 PM (DrCtv)
Yes, I've always liked that too, Troy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 12:52 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: Cheri at January 04, 2016 12:52 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 12:52 PM (fBkaR)
Posted by: Gorn at January 04, 2016 12:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ALF at January 04, 2016 12:52 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: no good deed at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM (GgxVX)
What kind of fake accent is Hillary going to come up with to appeal to the alien conspiracy voter?
She carries an electronic keyboard with her for just such events.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 12:49 PM (zc3Db)
Along with a laser light show she bought at a discount from Emerson, Lake and Palmer.
By the way, she's taking applications for a Frog scientist to run the system......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM (j4wsR)
"You mean aliens, like those people at the border, you wipe them with a cloth?"
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM (vgIRn)
She's also a mean, foul-mouthed, angry person to everyone around here (provided there's not cameras or VIPs to see it). Regularly screams/swears at Secret Service, underlings, etc. More Leona Helmsley than "everyday American".
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM (NOIQH)
Do you think we're harvesting farts?
Posted by: Paul at January 04, 2016 12:50 PM (1xUj/)
If we're not, we should be. Talk about a renewable resource. I have at least three elderly family members who should be taken by the government to a secret location to do this harvesting. It would at least prevent them from ruining every family get-together.
Posted by: Slappy at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM (KS+qL)
Carter said he saw a UFO.
Kucinich was from one.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
..................
and Kasich got his lips stuck to a really cold one.
Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 12:54 PM (HgMAr)
We are so screwed.
Posted by: Moki at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (7q2ch)
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Climate issues should be in the same category as space alien issues.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 12:55 PM (6UaFw)
Posted by: Begonia at January 04, 2016 12:55 PM (rFimG)
Posted by: Slappy at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM (KS+qL)
Rover! Get out from under there before he shits on you!
Posted by: Just The Punchlines, #22431 at January 04, 2016 12:55 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 12:55 PM (fBkaR)
Now we know why. Secret intelligence, probably throughout the unknown universe, shyly only revealing itself to those insiders.
Was it Brubeck who did 'I'm In With the Inside'?
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Lizzy
A former Secret Service agent said that to be assigned to HRC was considered punishment.
Posted by: Cheri at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (oiNtH)
Oddly enough the aliens look like pink elephants.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 12:55 PM (fBkaR)
Her being an alien makes far more sense than anything else.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: brak at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (xwPSp)
Jimmy got the message.
Oh, Jimmah was a UFO guy. He claims to have seen a UFO in 1969 (but later said he did not think it was an alien spacecraft). He also said:
"One thing's for sure, I'll never make fun of people who say they've seen unidentified objects in the sky. If I become President, I'll make every piece of information this country has about UFO sightings available to the public and the scientists."
Boy, Democrats want Jimmy Carter back in the worst way.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (Xd2w5)
Posted by: simplemind at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: The H Files at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (7EHW6)
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Big assumptions don't you think?
Posted by: SH at January 04, 2016 12:57 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2016 12:57 PM (WiU5D)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 12:55 PM (fBkaR)
I don't think she's hot, at all. She just towers over Kucinich, with blonde hair, and makes people think of Susan Anton. But Susan Anton she ain't.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 12:57 PM (zc3Db)
Hey Hillary! Those pink elephants are not aliens.
Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (TxJGV)
I want to believe, I really do. But would you contact us if you were an alien? Humans be crazy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (mf5HN)
But not Benghazi. Got it.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (fBkaR)
Hillery Clinton has a Tiberian Junker,
which is the favored ship of the Hutts
and she has trapped our new CBC ship in a-
(reading from a card)
-positronic tractor beam. So we're gonna
need a ionic tractor disrupter. Now not
a regular ionic tractor disrupter, but a
NEGATIVE ionic tractor disrupter to uh,
help spread the word of Jesus.
Posted by: P. Robertson at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 12:48 PM (M+RRn)
Yep, it's interesting how they mock the idea of a transcendent God (who, by definition, is invisible since He could not be a physical being if He created physicality) but fall prey to all sorts of superstitions and crackpot theories.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 12:59 PM (SEFXb)
"What does it matter?"
Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2016 12:59 PM (GGCsk)
I don't think she's hot, at all. She just towers over Kucinich, with blonde hair, and makes people think of Susan Anton. But Susan Anton she ain't.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 12:57 PM (zc3Db)
She was a redhead last I checked...
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 12:59 PM (P5mpr)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2016 12:59 PM (39g3+)
If YOU were aliens would you want us out there?
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 12:59 PM (P5mpr)
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**raises Spock eyebrow**
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 12:59 PM (P5mpr)
Meh ... close enough. A ginger.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (zc3Db)
Duh. We see them come across our Southern border every day.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (m3iiU)
Anyway, the premise is that scientists discover irrefutable evidence of alien life through radio transmissions or some such.
All the people who love science sexually are bleating about how this proves there is no god and we're all a bunch of ignorant hicks and blah blah blah.
Society rearranges itself even more toward the godless SJWing in response. Years pass as we try to establish communication and everything goes to utopian shit.
We finally make contact. And what do you know? The aliens also worship a God. His name? YHWH.
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (GZ6Pf)
Damn, you had me until the end. I thought their god's name was going to be Obama.
Posted by: StrawMan at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (K/p7v)
>> any way, shape or form.
>> Perhaps we should be saying "Detectable Aliens..."
Morons! Now pay attention!!!
c.f. Washington, D.C. The turtle is an outstanding example of the state-of-the-art.
Watch the original Men In Black for how this is done. The Truth is out there.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (fBkaR)
113 Klaatu. Barata. Nic*cough-cough-cough*
NiceArmy of Darknessreference!
I trust you are watching Ashe v the Evil Dead?
Posted by: simplemind at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (JTwsP)
To: Huma
Subject: Pls call Sarah and ask her if she can get me some iced tea and box set of Trek Wars
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:01 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 12:57 PM (zc3Db)
Red hair. And yeah, she's pretty freakin' hot.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 01:01 PM (Dj0WE)
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The probabilities that work in favor of there being other life work against us (humans) ever encountering it.
Posted by: SH at January 04, 2016 01:01 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at January 04, 2016 01:01 PM (AMDLD)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (fBkaR)
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Unobtainium.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 01:01 PM (6UaFw)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (mf5HN)
Bleep, bloop-gdran incuta snool. (never stick your probe in crazy)
Posted by: Alien Translator at January 04, 2016 01:01 PM (vgIRn)
That explains her pantsuits which look like they're straight out of Star Trek.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (fBkaR)
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 12:51 PM (GZ6Pf)
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.... and they're on a Crusade to wipe out heathen planetary systems.
THE END
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (eNOP+)
They are like rats.
You were talking about wetbacks, right?
Posted by: The Hilliabeast, duck they are shooting at us at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (jJRIy)
In other news Fonzi has called and says, in retrospect, that shark-jump wasn't so bad.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (hLRSq)
Heh, you've got to believe something or else you'll believe anything.
Posted by: no good deed at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (HgMAr)
Parody or real troll... you be the judge!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 01:03 PM (Dj0WE)
Kucinich hot wife
I don't think she's hot, at all.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Mein Fuehrer.....
[pic] http://tinyurl.com/ondxyhn
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 04, 2016 01:03 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 01:03 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:03 PM (fBkaR)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (fBkaR)
Yes ... yes. My mistake. I was wrong. Incorrect. A purveyor of untruths.
But she's still not hot and she still gave people the "Susan Anton" impression (without the good looks) when she showed up with the twerp. A chi-hua-hua would have been out of Kucinich's league, but at least his size.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 01:03 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 12:58 PM (fBkaR)
Trump??? no no.... do not mess with him... he wrote the BOOK on Humans Rules of Acquisition!
Posted by: Grand Nagus Gint at January 04, 2016 01:04 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Fox Mulder at January 04, 2016 01:04 PM (H9MG5)
>> Posted by: no good deed at January 04, 2016 12:53 PM
Specifically, Klingons.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 04, 2016 01:04 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:04 PM (OBp0J)
Posted by: Camile Cosby at January 04, 2016 01:05 PM (RFeQD)
>>>How do we know that Jim Webb is not an alien?
Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 01:02 PM (HgMAr)<<<
He's Sontaran.
Posted by: The Doctor at January 04, 2016 01:05 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:05 PM (fBkaR)
Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 01:05 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:05 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (2lndx)
So maybe alien species also have cyclical cultures, with periods of progress and enlightenment alternating with dark ages when everything accomplished is destroyed and forgotten, and no one ever gets very far technologically. Look at the cultural and demographic suicide taking place in Europe and across western civilization, and you can see the darkness coming on fast.
Posted by: despair at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (VrdxH)
Posted by: Sammy Hagar at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (3b9U4)
Mix everclear with vodka in 2 oz shot glass. Add 2 drops of green food coloring and then add Jagermeister. Leave in fridge till someone grows balls and tries it (no problem Hills!). Throw pop rocks in mouth and follow with the shot of Area 51.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (iQIUe)
(Translation: "Oh, the redhead we gave our useful idiot Kucinich. She's an android. Do you think any real woman would schtupp that little fraq'Jip?")
Posted by: Fra'qit of Blan'Frang at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Juan Ellis Bush at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Peyton 'Jughead' Manning at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (a0IVu)
WHAT NONSENSE. I AM HU-MONN. JUST. AS YOU. ARE.
Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (OBp0J)
Posted by: Begonia
Parody or real troll... you be the judge!
Posted by: BurtTC
Trolls and gimmicks that are beaten to death are really the same.
Chaff among the unwinnowed grain.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 04, 2016 01:03 PM (kdS6q)
Better looking than I remember.
This is more what I was thinking of:
http://platzer-twinimages.photoshelter.com/image/I0000tOQxm1RE5kE
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2016 01:08 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:08 PM (fBkaR)
I trust you are watching Ashe v the Evil Dead?
Posted by: simplemind at January 04, 2016 01:00 PM (JTwsP)
Duh. Pass up a chance to watch Bruce Campbell as Ash? I might be crazy, but I'm not that crazy.
Posted by: physics geek at January 04, 2016 01:08 PM (MT22W)
Was it Brubeck who did 'I'm In With the Inside'?Posted by: mustbequantum at January 04, 2016 12:56 PM (MIKMs)
Based upon known results, these Secret Intelligences working behind the scenes don't strike me as all that intelligent.
As an aside, my younger sister believes in all kinds of Alex Jones, alien visitation conspiracy stuff. It grieves me since I view her beliefs in these things as a symptom of mental illness, however relatively mild and harmless those beliefs are, and--worse for me--she knows I feel this way, so she has effectively shut me out of her life. I miss my little sister.
Posted by: troyriser at January 04, 2016 01:08 PM (UWlp+)
Worked for Bernie and the rape fantasy stuff.
Posted by: Hillary at January 04, 2016 01:08 PM (7EHW6)
Noe, business-wear. With the short hair she looks more aging WASP princess than Fox hottie.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 01:08 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (eNOP+)
Mix everclear with vodka in 2 oz shot glass. Add 2 drops of green food coloring and then add Jagermeister. Leave in fridge till someone grows balls and tries it (no problem Hills!). Throw pop rocks in mouth and follow with the shot of Area 51.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:07 PM (fWAjv)
I am horrified and vaguely intrigued.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (fBkaR)
being able to sustain life? They started with a few, now there are some
200. So instead of "probably a billion habitable" it went to "improbable
there could be even one (us)".
Or maybe that was made up by
silly Christians, like "Planet X". But yeah, Hillary is pandering and/or
dumb. Any being that is capable of such light year travel would be more
like a god than a mere "alien".
.
.
.
.Pretty sure that Fermi's paradox is still a viable hypothesis.
Posted by: The Great White Soctsman at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Wyatt at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (gA69l)
Nonsense. I am a regular... Earth... creature... just like... yourselves.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must return to my independent Presidential bid, and my bold new proposal to beat America's adversaries into submission using my enormous forehead.
Posted by: Jim Webb at January 04, 2016 01:10 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: no good deed at January 04, 2016 01:10 PM (GgxVX)
That's what they want you to think.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 04, 2016 01:10 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at January 04, 2016 01:10 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:10 PM (OBp0J)
http://binged.it/1JTpIuF
His daughter seems pretty level-headed too (for a Democrat), and I wouldn't kick her out of bed either.
Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 01:10 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Hillary at January 04, 2016 01:11 PM (7EHW6)
Posted by: Wyatt at January 04, 2016 01:11 PM (Agn5J)
Not saying that was what she was angling for.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 04, 2016 01:11 PM (SEFXb)
"De-orbit their moon onto them. It's the only way to be sure."
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 04, 2016 01:11 PM (9krrF)
The last person in politics who got that info was Cheney.
Bill "didn't need to know."
As for Barry... hahahaha. There's no chance that he knows.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (9JJgN)
Posted by: ceraphym at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (MAniv)
Posted by: Wyatt at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (Agn5J)
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Too ripe.
I cant see many Millennials storming the beaches at Normandy.... or anywhere else in the Universe for that matter.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (fBkaR)
aliens to be their soldiers. They had finally come back to use us in
their war now that we were "ripe".
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at January 04, 2016 01:10 PM (uhftQ)<<<
Boy will they be sorry. **sips pumpkin spice latte while lounging in footie pajamas**
Posted by: Modern Man at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Hillary at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (7EHW6)
Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (OBp0J)
A Small Talent for War http://bit.ly/1O0KtZz
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (rwI+c)
Scientific "evidence" of the existence aliens = None. Zero. Zip. Nada.
Deductive statistics based "belief" in alien life = Yuuuuuge
"Aliens Cause Global Warming" -- Michael Crichton
There is a very, short straight line between the science of aliens and the science of global warming.
Posted by: Joe at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (sN81R)
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Tell them there is a new Apple product there, and they'll fight for it. You just need to package the request correctly.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (9JJgN)
I recall a sci-fi book where we were created by aliens to be their soldiers. They had finally come back to use us in their war now that we were "ripe".
Charles Fort (a fascinating character) postulated the theory that aliens view Earth as a giant pantry, stocked with us - thus explaining visitations ("are we low on something?") and abductions ("this plomeek soup needs a little more AtC.").
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:09 PM (gW5Vg)
Seems to be more appetizing than the other one I found.
Area 51 Ingredients
591 ml Yellow Gatorade
591 ml Red Gatorade
4 drops Grape Pop
1 tsp Salt
Lots Of Vodca
1 can Beer (Kokanee)
5 Shots Pepsi
2 Shots Crown Royal
o.O
O.o
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Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (fWAjv)
another planet? No way that guy is the same species as the rest of us.
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (a0IVu)
No, of course he's not from another planet.
He's from Carlsbad Caverns.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at January 04, 2016 01:11 PM (9krrF)
Now that right there is fucking funny.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (gW5Vg)
We shall make her our Ginger Amazon queen!
Posted by: Wyatt at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (Agn5J)
(Fearfully scans the skies for signs of The Ravage, moves away from Wyatt rapidly.)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Moron in a Panthers Snuggie at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: Sasquatch at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (1IiNx)
He's Bat Boy's dad
Not saying that was what she was angling for.
Not directly, no. She just wanted to be one of the cool kids.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (rwI+c)
She's tapping into a virgin voter territory.
So to speak.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 04, 2016 01:14 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:15 PM (OBp0J)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 04, 2016 01:15 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: B'arack Obam'a at January 04, 2016 01:15 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:15 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (L8slQ)
5 Shots Pepsi
2 Shots Crown Royal
o.O
O.o
-.-
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (fWAjv)
Yeccch! Kokanee: proof positive that sasquatches piss in bottles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (cKwwS)
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And yet they ignore evidence of God.
Posted by: SH at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (gmeXX)
Note that none of the scientists who questioned the results had any objection to the design of any of the tests before the positive results appeared - it was only afterwards that the "questions" arose.
Posted by: An Observation at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (x3Hgm)
Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (H9MG5)
on a non-political note; looking for alien radio signals is barking up the wrong tree, any alien civilization that travels among the stars is going to have to have a faster than light mode of travel and a FTL mode of communication to go with it.
hyper-space drives and quantum radios.
rockets and EM waves are way too slow.
Posted by: I'm not Rappaport at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (vA94g)
Any spacefaring alien civilization would have no need to contact us because we have nothing that they wantor need.
If they ever had any interest it would be from their version of anthropologists to study us in our primitive state. Thus, they would not communicate since it would taint the research.
There is no element on earth that isn't already in space and more easily obtainable from an asteroid beltthan it would be from within our gravity well. The only thing they could not get from space is indigenousbiological life.
Oneof the best SFplot points I read was in a John Ringo series where aliens traded for some maple syrup because it had a unique biological nature that was not replicated elsewhere. The maple syrup was like a drug toalien physiology and earth basically supplied it likethe Rum trade of old. When hostile aliens attempted to "corner" the market on maple trees, earth riggedall the trees to burn. As a result "market forces" intervened to assure the supplies were not destroyed or monopolized.
Only thing I can figure aliens might need out of our gravity well, that they can't get elsewhere, is indigenous biologic life.If there isalien life then there must be biology elsewhere.Why they would needbiologic life indigenous to eEarththat is up for grabs. . .
Posted by: simplemind at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: Peyton 'Jughead' Manning at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (oDCMR)
I'm going to guess 4 Kirk boner jokes occurred while I was at lunch.
Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (DL2i+)
Yes ... aliens ...
*shiftyeyes*
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2016 01:17 PM (ODxAs)
There is a very, short straight line between the science of aliens and the science of global warming.
Posted by: Joe at January 04, 2016 01:13 PM (sN81R)
Uh.... Michael Crichton wrote 'State of Fear' exposing the global warming crap ....
I think the 'Aliens Cause Global Warming' thing was a parody...
Posted by: Grand Nagus Gint at January 04, 2016 01:17 PM (f7rv6)
Hillary could say she's Ming the Merciless and the MFM wouldn't bat an eye and support her for it and anyone who laughed about it would be denounced as a sexist
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2016 01:17 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:17 PM (OBp0J)
Damn it, you type faster than I do. LOL
Posted by: no good deed at January 04, 2016 01:17 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 04, 2016 01:17 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (a0IVu)
I think he's an escapee from the Island of Dr. Moreau
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (493sH)
Don't worry , you continue hold the title of hide and seek world champion.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (L8slQ)
The blanket raises, and Hillary's face appears, eye bulging with delight, lips drawn back over her teeth in a cackling rictus.
Posted by: Hillary ad commercial at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (7EHW6)
AHEM. CHILI CHEESE FRIES.
Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (OBp0J)
Posted by: Wyatt at January 04, 2016 01:12 PM (Agn5J)
I have this vague recollection of the silly Stephen King movie, with the alien who eats Jason Lee's fingers, then jumps into Damien Lewis' body... Damien has red hair.
We're gonna have to go pick up special needs Donnie Wahlberg!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (Dj0WE)
The Mary Ann contingent is coming after you with longbows and M1911A1s forthwith.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 04, 2016 01:19 PM (nSW/N)
No, but at least they created "hoverboards" that have given us endless entertainment by spontaneously combusting and/or throwing off their riders.
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:19 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: ceraphym at January 04, 2016 01:19 PM (MAniv)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (493sH)
QUIET, YOU.
Posted by: Henry Waxman (D-Arcturus) at January 04, 2016 01:19 PM (OBp0J)
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What about redheads?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 04, 2016 01:20 PM (eNOP+)
Don't know about this new crew of yours. They seem a bit skittish. Probably shouldn't tell them what happened to the last crew.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:20 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: no good deed at January 04, 2016 01:20 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (ODxAs)
Maybe it was explained in the book, but good grief it made no sense in the movie, that I recall.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (Dj0WE)
Don't worry , you continue hold the title of hide and seek world champion.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:18 PM (L8slQ)
Damnit!
Posted by: Waldo at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (f7rv6)
Dolly Parton?
Posted by: Peyton 'Jughead' Manning at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (oDCMR)
Can anyone make a giant Hillary paper mache head and cover it in
aluminum foil? It would add a nice piece of flair to this campaign.
--
Sorry. All of us conservatives were busy taking real classes in college, and did not participate in Advanced Paper Mache Studies.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (9JJgN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Bigby's Dike-Plugging Finger at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 01:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (gf8BH
Pondering that question makes me ill.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2016 01:22 PM (voOPb)
287 There is no element on earth that isn't already in space and more easily obtainable from an asteroid beltthan it would be from within our gravity well.
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What about redheads?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 04, 2016 01:20 PM (eNOP+)
Part of the embargo list, they are known to steal souls...
Posted by: Third Talon Klathu, Crewmember of @$^#$ Fleet embargoing Sol 3 at January 04, 2016 01:22 PM (f7rv6)
OT-
First day owning a dog since I was in junior high. Bought the dog bed, the food/water bowls, the flea/tick meds, the plastic food bin, etc. this morning. Didn't have room left in the car to fit a doghouse, so back I go to PetSmart in a couple hours.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2016 01:22 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: SH at January 04, 2016 01:16 PM (gmeXX)
They better not ignore Allah, he cut your head off if you do.
Posted by: The Goat fucker, Mohamad at January 04, 2016 01:23 PM (jJRIy)
And not hovering. Its a segway without a stick for crying out loud.
I mean what else would do that?
What species is Webb Hubble?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 01:23 PM (39g3+)
Went to a theater over the holidays and say "Specter", the new Bond movie.
It was a double suck.
Watching anything in a theater sucks, but having to endure this long, poorly written, not anywhere near a James Bond movie while paying $19 for a bag of popcorn and two waters really took the cake.
Posted by: jwest at January 04, 2016 01:23 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 04, 2016 01:23 PM (8uhgy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (M+RRn)
Hoverboards that don't hover.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (5CJXD)
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts Trying Out His New Ruling Catch Phrase at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (Nwg0u)
Dog's belong in the house, on the couch, and in yr bed. Wife can sleep on the couch when the dog isnt using it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (iQIUe)
Look someone or something fucked hillary at least once,
>> so let's not dismiss aliens now. I mean what else would do that?
My Gh*d! Webb Hubble ... Hubble Space Telescope ... it's all coming into focus now!
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (nSW/N)
You shoulda took the money Toombs.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (8XRCm)
Legal or illegal?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:25 PM (5CJXD)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:25 PM (L8slQ)
Even comedy energy suggestions are not dense enough.
http://denbeste.nu/cd_log_entries/
2002/09/Obscureenergysources.shtml
Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 01:25 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2016 01:25 PM (oDCMR)
It's a Cook Book!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts Trying Out His New Ruling Catch Phrase at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (0cMkb)
Any good Dog Recipes?
Posted by: B. Obama at January 04, 2016 01:26 PM (f7rv6)
The link is still a little fuzzy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:26 PM (5CJXD)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 04, 2016 01:23 PM (8uhgy)
Having spent several years here wandering through the comments, I'm pretty fucking sure they post.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:26 PM (gW5Vg)
295 Look someone or something fucked hillary at least once, so let's not dismiss aliens now. I mean what else would do that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (gf8BH
...................................
It was Herbert.
Posted by: Dr. Sevrin at January 04, 2016 01:26 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 01:26 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 01:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2016 01:25 PM (oDCMR)
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I wanna see the Redskins play the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl..... just to watch lefties heads asplode.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (8XRCm)
I think Hillary was a reasonably attractive woman when younger. I have no doubt she had sex before Billl came along.. it was the 60's after all.
And BC is a sex addict....
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (L8slQ)
Seriously, what the frak is going on? Why do I feel compelled to go to the Amazon button above and buy tin foil "just in case it's true"?
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2016 01:25 PM (oDCMR
Yes, yes we do.
Posted by: Aaron Rodgers, Fat F*ck Mike McCarthy & Uncle Teddy Thompson
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (GZ6Pf)
Isebee sosbee probbeded.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (5CJXD)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2016 01:25 PM (oDCMR)
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I wanna see the Redskins play the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl..... just to watch lefties heads asplode.
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Hopefully Dan Snyder will invite Harry Reid to watch the game with him from his box.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Mr. Donald Trump at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: Neil De Grossly Tiresome at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (jHbIf)
Posted by: Lea at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (lIU4e)
"If you win, how will it feel sitting in the same chair Bill got a blow job?"
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (FkBIv)
This time, you WILL get to the bottom of it.
Posted by: Hillary! at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (gyKtp)
Mars needs women.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (0cMkb)
And Jeb Rubio would be giving them the vote.
Posted by: Zeltrab of Betnax IV at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (a0IVu)
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I agree with this - $8 for a matinee ticket, so I can enjoy strangers talking and walking around while I try to watch a movie. Much better to wait 4 months and watch the movie at home.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (eNOP+)
Too bad the cowboys suck. A cowboys vs redskins game would be oodles of fun for SJW trolling.
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:29 PM (GZ6Pf)
Some people have to kick anthills. Wouldn't some aliens?
Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 01:29 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (M+RRn)
Woah, woah....addict is a bit strong. I merely have a healthy appetite for the loveliness that is the female form.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:29 PM (gW5Vg)
The real question is whether hillary is a witch.
maybe drudge will do an online poll.
but I think we all know the answer.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2016 01:29 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 01:06 PM (a0IVu)"
And what about James Carville? No way he is human. At the very least he is the result of the crossbreeding experiments on the abductees.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at January 04, 2016 01:29 PM (1BQGO)
Hey-how-are-ya!
Hey-how-are-ya!
Hey-how-are-ya!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:29 PM (5CJXD)
"Mr. Levinson, contrary to what you may have read in the tabloids, there is no Area 51. There is no spaceship..."
"Uh... excuse me, Mr. President. That's not -- entirely -- accurate."
"What!? Which part?"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 04, 2016 01:30 PM (kdS6q)
No, it was the title of a Michelin lecture at Caltech by Crichton.
It's brilliant, and not a parody.
http://tinyurl.com/32wsbzu
Posted by: torquewrench at January 04, 2016 01:30 PM (noWW6)
maybe drudge will do an online poll.
but I think we all know the answer.
Her broom has a V8
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:30 PM (5CJXD)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:30 PM (L8slQ)
Especially since you have to worry about being shot to hell.
There are two theaters nearby. One is a "gun free zone" the other is crappy.
Guess which one we go to.
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:30 PM (GZ6Pf)
Posted by: Jar Jar Clinton at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (39g3+)
Some movies are more fun if seen on IMAX and/or 3D.
We'll make the trip for those. I'm thinking of seeing the Benghazi movie in theaters just to contribute to 1st weekend box office.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: @votermom at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (cbfNE)
And BC is a sex addict....
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:27 PM (M+RRn)
Please, I am eating
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Huma Abedin, Resident Alien at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (a79ux)
can enjoy strangers talking and walking around while I try to watch a
movie.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 04, 2016 01:28 PM (eNOP+)
Amid the glow of a thousand cell phones ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 01:32 PM (FkBIv)
We'll make the trip for those. I'm thinking of seeing the Benghazi movie in theaters just to contribute to 1st weekend box office.
Buy a 72" HDTV. Sit a foot away from the screen. Turn volume on high.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:33 PM (5CJXD)
Posted by: goon at January 04, 2016 01:33 PM (gy5kE)
We only read the comments.
Posted by: Tsrushgu at January 04, 2016 01:33 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Huma Abedin, Resident Alien at January 04, 2016 01:33 PM (a79ux)
LOL.
Really, I think if you had the extra marital sex addiction that Bill Clinton has, the lovely and intelligent Mrs. BC would have given you the heave ho a long time ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:33 PM (M+RRn)
Although humiliated by his actions, her anger is not directed at the women
Now why would that even need to be said? /sarc
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 04, 2016 01:34 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Vogon Constructor Ship Captain at January 04, 2016 01:34 PM (CpS3a)
Posted by: Bigby's Dike-Plugging Finger at January 04, 2016 01:35 PM (3ZtZW)
In the weed business and own a Cane Corso? You going to buy some thick gold chains to wear next?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:35 PM (L8slQ)
______________________________
Because whenever there is an investigation, we can ALWAYS count on Hillary Rodham Clinton to "get to the bottom" of it.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 04, 2016 01:35 PM (YqcVw)
Look someone or something fucked hillary at least once,
>> so let's not dismiss aliens now. I mean what else would do that?
My Gh*d! Webb Hubble ... Hubble Space Telescope ... it's all coming into focus now!
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 04, 2016 01:24 PM (nSW/N)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 01:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 04, 2016 01:35 PM (659DL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:33 PM (M+RRn)
*snort*
Let me say this, the lovely Mrs and I had several long convos about marriage, our vows, what they meant to us, divorce, etc LONG before I ever asked her to marry me.
Her summation, "I don't believe in divorce. There are only two things I'd leave you over, cheating and beating, and I'd kill you for either. So divorce is a moot point."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:36 PM (gW5Vg)
Back while I was a callow undergrad at dear old Whassamatta U, there was a cohort of young women on campus who were _physically attractive_, but who all had bitter, cold, shrieking-harridan-feminista personalities which rendered them entirely unattractive in every other possible way.
Given that all available accounts of Hillary's life as a young woman indicate she would have fit right in with them, it's little wonder she ended up with Bill, one of those guys who would ball anything resembling a female, and a guy who isn't really that interested in what any woman has to *say* with her mouth.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 04, 2016 01:36 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:36 PM (M+RRn)
Yo, Tony!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2016 01:36 PM (5CJXD)
Posted by: Sasquatch at January 04, 2016 01:37 PM (1IiNx)
Should be a hoot.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 01:37 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: MTF at January 04, 2016 12:39 PM (TxJGV)
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Yes, absolutely withering. You can see what it did to her.
Posted by: Huma Abedin, Resident Alien at January 04, 2016 01:37 PM (a79ux)
295 Look someone or something fucked hillary at least once, so let's not dismiss aliens now. I mean what else would do that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (gf8BH
..............................
.
Should. we. do. her?.
.
No. fucking. way.
.
http://tinyurl.com/je2bop6
Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 01:37 PM (HgMAr)
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Kids joyriding and *hunters* also come to mind
Posted by: Bigby's Dike-Plugging Finger at January 04, 2016 01:37 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2016 01:38 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: goon at January 04, 2016 01:38 PM (gy5kE)
Also we're in a spiral arm and not in the core, so fewer runs-in with supernovae (to nuke us) and other passing stars (to fuck up our orbit).
We're the Ancients, the Precursors, the H'Riak; depending on whether you liked Starflight, Star Control 2 or Alien Legacy.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2016 01:38 PM (LPidw)
The Dims loves them some conspiracy theories.
The loonier the better.
I sure hope she gets to the bottom of -
The Kingdom of Mole Men Who Live At The Center Of The Earth!!!!
Oh, and Atlantis.
I'm pretty sure it was the Atlantans who broke my fishing rod as time I went deep sea fishing...
Bastards.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2016 01:38 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 01:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2016 01:31 PM (2cS/G)
Hmm. Is it a puppy? You need to be experienced with dogs and a good disciplinarian to handle them as puppies. Very exuberant and big is a potentially nasty combination.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 01:39 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 01:39 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 01:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2016 01:39 PM (BK3ZS)
===
Superglue a coupl of em under a SmartCar. Annnnd presto -- Flying car.
Posted by: Bigby's Dike-Plugging Finger at January 04, 2016 01:40 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat! at January 04, 2016 01:40 PM (HMt16)
It became one. Infamous case in California where a pair attacked a women. I'm off to google to see if IRC and that was the breed .
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:40 PM (L8slQ)
Even thought I have never met her, I still like your wife. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:40 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 01:40 PM (DL2i+)
If they just ignored the idiots and left them alone, eventually they would go away on their own as food ran out and they got into continual arguments over who was the most dedicated zealot.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 01:41 PM (39g3+)
I don't even have a side, because I don't know.
And there's actually a shit ton of evidence, it's just poor-to-mediocre quality in that it has alternate explanations and there are motivations for fakery (which happens in a lot of fields for a variety of reasons, usually money).
What we *do* have an epidemic of is unjustified certainty.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 04, 2016 01:41 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat! at January 04, 2016 01:41 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2016 01:41 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Klaatu at January 04, 2016 01:41 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at January 04, 2016 01:42 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Helen Benson at January 04, 2016 01:42 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 01:42 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 01:42 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Roger at January 04, 2016 01:42 PM (fwGpV)
Mars needs women.
Posted by: naturalfake
................................
Didn't we already send Matt Damon?
Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 01:43 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:40 PM (M+RRn)
The only member of the Horde to have met the lovely Mrs is NDH. We happened to be at the same concert a while back and they met. Both loved the other pretty much instantly.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:43 PM (gW5Vg)
I guess maybe the burka is not such a bad idea after all ..... I think the Alien Invaders can't actually see anyone in a burka. Hell! That means that the future of mankind is going to be governed by how ugly the babe in the burka was. Ouch!
Posted by: goon at January 04, 2016 01:43 PM (gy5kE)
Good news, Milady is trying out the Ebleskiver pan using Moki's recipe from the Sunday food thread, with various fillings. Yummy!
Bad news, the electric company switched out our old electric meters today for the new hackable / Big Brother digital meters.
Posted by: mindful webworker - randomly at January 04, 2016 01:44 PM (FDy65)
If you were truly Christian, you'd welcome her to this planet.
Posted by: Kasich at January 04, 2016 01:45 PM (7EHW6)
Horde, aliens' summary to their superior after observing Earth......Go!
"Could somebody help me stop this 'Nihilist DeGasBag TysonChickenTenders' creature from humping my leg? Somebody? Anybody?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2016 01:45 PM (BK3ZS)
They're often confused for pits because of their build and because some people crop their ears.
They've got that intimidating look so I can see a thug type being drawn to it, but from what I've read they have a friendly temperament so it's basically just a image thing.
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:45 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (1IiNx)
If they just ignored the idiots and left them alone, eventually they would go away on their own as food ran out and they got into continual arguments over who was the most dedicated zealot.-----Christopher Taylor
And fighting over toilet paper...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (326rv)
She doesn't believe a word of it, but she knows a certain proportion of Democrat voters are bugfuck loony and she can't do anything to piss them off.
Posted by: JEM at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (o+SC1)
that's the guy saying even the SETI folks agreed their odds of life on other planets were very wrong. He makes a pretty good argument that Fermi is not only off, but the numbers actually are rather the opposite ... that life even here is nearly impossible ... without "intelligent design".
Posted by: Illiniwek at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:43 PM (gW5Vg)
O.O
*remembers New Years Resolution
Ahhh, that's nice.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Shaun King at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (7EHW6)
Posted by: naturalfake
................................
Didn't we already send Matt Damon?
-
And now it's payback time.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (Nwg0u)
At least you, unlike Wretchard Fernandez, read CS Lewis' book before namedropping it
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2016 01:47 PM (LPidw)
>> beings and transplanetphobia?
Didn't Richard O'Brien get there first?
Posted by: JEM at January 04, 2016 01:47 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 01:42 PM (Nwg0u)
Yes! This! I'm starting to feel bullied! Time to sue!
Posted by: goon at January 04, 2016 01:47 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:47 PM (fWAjv)
Sounds like something Scandinavian trolls use. ;^)
Is it for making crepes or omelets or what?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2016 01:47 PM (M+RRn)
Posted by: Brian Williams at January 04, 2016 01:47 PM (DLu2s)
Don't you agree though it seems wrong that the government gets a do over on sentencing the two ranchers and sending them back to prison?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 01:48 PM (L8slQ)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2016 01:48 PM (HLcYU)
Look someone or something fucked hillary at least once, so let's not dismiss aliens now. I mean what else would do that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 01:21 PM (gf8BH)
______________________________
That was Web Hubble.....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 01:48 PM (HSmrB)
Ahhh, that's nice.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:46 PM (fWAjv)
Buahahahaha. Asshole.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 04, 2016 01:49 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2016 01:49 PM (gyKtp)
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Why they ought to recalibrate the radio-telescopes to look for FTL drive signatures and displacements. Ought to be few and huge, no?
Posted by: Bigby's Dike-Plugging Finger at January 04, 2016 01:49 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2016 01:49 PM (HLcYU)
Posted by: Dr. Austin Who at January 04, 2016 01:49 PM (7EHW6)
Clarification: Mars needs *moms* not imperious, unrestricted abortion-supporting, alcoholic shrews.
Posted by: Berk Breathed at January 04, 2016 01:50 PM (NOIQH)
I had a "Mondo Cane" for awhile.
He liked to bang Poodles in the earhole and only ate a diet of ripe red plums and Snickers Bars.
He weighed 300 lbs.
We lost him when a flock of geese flew overhead and he flew after them.
We never saw him again.
Though I did receive a ripe red plum from Rio de Janeiro in the mail once.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2016 01:50 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 01:50 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 01:50 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: goon at January 04, 2016 01:52 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: huma at January 04, 2016 01:52 PM (Tq5WM)
I'm pretty sure it was the Atlantans who broke my fishing rod as time I went deep sea fishing...
True science fact: Atlantans are responsible for each and every canoe and boat that has capsized while carrying weapons. They lurves them some firearms!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2016 01:52 PM (BK3ZS)
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What about redheads?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 04, 2016 01:20 PM (eNOP+)
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Human sex slaves?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 04, 2016 01:53 PM (LXJ1e)
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Come sail away come sail away come SAIL awaaaaaay wit me, Hag
Posted by: Bigby's Dike-Plugging Finger at January 04, 2016 01:53 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2016 01:53 PM (HLcYU)
Well......I guess it's finally time to tell all you folks about that spaceship ride I once went on......
Posted by: Brian Williams at January 04, 2016 01:47 PM (DLu2s)
..................
Did you see any bodies float by the porthole?
Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 01:54 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: goon at January 04, 2016 01:55 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: DaveA (I love science allegorically) at January 04, 2016 01:55 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Hoodoo Gurus at January 04, 2016 01:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 01:56 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 01:56 PM (7EHW6)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 01:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: goon at January 04, 2016 01:57 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: torabora wants pics at January 04, 2016 01:58 PM (Tq5WM)
Photo of pan (better than the one I posted) found by artisanal 'ette: http://bit.ly/1PGlbCe
Pancake-type recipe, makes little balls. I've just tried 'em with (separately) feta cheese, cream cheese and orange marmalade, nut butter and chocolate, and lingonberry. Mmmmm. All delicious.
Posted by: mindful webworker - stuffed at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (FDy65)
obtainable from an asteroid beltthan it would be from within our
gravity well.
Alien tail.
Trust me.
Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (oVJmc)
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LOL.
She's doesn't need to know.
Either did her hubby.
Or Jimmy Carter.
Or Lord O.
Reagan knew.
Bush I probably knew
Nixon might have known.
Cheney knows.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (9JJgN)
Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: torabora wants pics at January 04, 2016 01:58 PM (Tq5WM)
Atop.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (RD7QR)
Thankfully we have Top. Men. to navigate the coming shitstorm.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (7EHW6)
451 If she really gave a shit, wouldn't she have gotten the truth when she was in the White House before?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 01:56 PM (oVJmc)
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Only the president gets to see the Book of Secrets.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:00 PM (RD7QR)
Yes, Sir.
! took the liberty of replacing your child with a 38 year old Syrian refugee child.
Just as you have been suggesting for the rest of your countrymen.
Sir, I really see no need for that kind of language.
Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg's Robot Butler at January 04, 2016 02:00 PM (0cMkb)
Sorry about the big brother power. We had that forced on us last spring, and sure enough, the first hot day in the summer, the electric company cut off power to the neighborhood for six hours. We called our electrician, who said they had been flooded with calls, and when it was explained what happened, were then flooded with work orders to remove the E.C. switch (ours are voluntary, for now.) It was a huge bust for Dominion power, and some really bad PR. I hope they don't decide to mandate it, because I resent someone else deciding when I can use my AC.
Upthread-I am no kind of supporter of "climate change" I included it in the list of things that the powers that be scream about fixing. Because if they have the time to worry about aliens from outer space, all the other stuff has obviously been taken care of.
Posted by: Moki at January 04, 2016 02:00 PM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Tocquavious Burringo Quesa-Jones at January 04, 2016 02:01 PM (5plx4)
Any of youse morons doing anything for Twelfth Night/Epiphany, etc? We're going to a Boar's Head festival and then a 12th night, bringing the kid along.
Posted by: Bigby's Dike-Plugging Finger at January 04, 2016 02:01 PM (3ZtZW)
Thankfully we have Top. Men. to navigate the coming shitstorm.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 01:59 PM (fWAjv)
Imagine the tanker war from the '80s. Now imagine it being waged by religious fundamentalists who hate each other and have 21st century weapons. Thank God for fracking.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:01 PM (RD7QR)
She doesn't believe a word of it, but she knows a certain proportion of Democrat voters are bugfuck loony and she can't do anything to piss them off.
Distraught and disconsolate Dems when Da Bern goes down in flames will split off and form the Bugfuck Loony Party. It'll all be downhill after that.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2016 02:01 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at January 04, 2016 02:02 PM (HLcYU)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2016 02:02 PM (lfQy6)
Oh, great! Now some moooron brings up the topic of gingers and Aliens!
......................
I don't mind the red hair as long as they have green skin.
Posted by: wth at January 04, 2016 02:02 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 02:03 PM (oVJmc)
1. Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Serenity
3. Predators
4. Galaxy Quest
5. Star Trek : Wrath of Khan
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 02:04 PM (L8slQ)
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 02:04 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 04, 2016 02:04 PM (iIzG7)
Provocative? Hey Jamil? Does this look like Allah/Mohammed to you?
LOL. Silly Kfir. That looks like Yahweh.
http://tinyurl.com/z5cl86v
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:05 PM (fWAjv)
I look forward on her thoughts on Sasquatch too. But enough about Michelle... *ducks spitballs from Ace*
Posted by: LizLem at January 04, 2016 02:05 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:06 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:06 PM (fWAjv)
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SA?
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 02:04 PM (Fmupd)
Saudi Arabia. They executed a shiite cleric for slandering the royal family. Some Iranians firebombed their embassy. Now it's tit for tat reactions. Like I said, imagine the tanker war from the '80s with 21st century weapons and combatants who consider one another infidels.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2016 01:48 PM (HLcYU)
Didn't we have him as a passenger once?
Posted by: Mal Reynolds at January 04, 2016 02:06 PM (f7rv6)
religious fundamentalists who hate each other and have 21st century
weapons."
They had some pretty nasty 20th century weapons in the original.
Exocets flying around. The USS _Stark_ having soaked up a hit and taken bad casualties as a result.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 04, 2016 02:07 PM (noWW6)
473 My favorite space / alien movies which I assume is far different from the majority.
1. Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Serenity
3. Predators
4. Galaxy Quest
5. Star Trek : Wrath of Khan
I'd have to add in
Babylon 5
Space: Above and Beyond
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 02:04 PM (L8slQ)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 02:08 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:01 PM (RD7QR)
Just waiting for the EO to come down restricting it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:08 PM (fWAjv)
Militia standoff in deep bumblefuck oregon
-
And dude, I'm not a professional journalist or anything but shouldn't "Bumblefuck" and "Oregon" be capitalized?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 02:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Further proof he is secretly trying to sabotage Hillary's campaign?
Also I watched the John Mulaney standup show on Netflix, he has a bit about Clinton at the end. Apparently Billy J when a student volunteered to walk ladies home in the evenings, and Mulaney's mom was one of them. Crazy. Mulaney's dad sounds pretty conservative and like he'd fit in with the Horde, hah.
Posted by: LizLem at January 04, 2016 02:08 PM (hvf9s)
Geez, this distraction is about as stupid as focusing on non-existent manmade climate change as a diversion from the inability to deal with real problems like ISIS, nuclear Iran, and a wrecked economy. Do they think this country has suddenly gone stupid?
Wait... never mind. Apparently it wasn't all that sudden.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 04, 2016 02:09 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Ashley Judd at January 04, 2016 02:09 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:09 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 01:45 PM (LzzEz)
I think they are big enough and potentially dangerous enough that you want to make sure you have a good hand at training dogs if you are going to have one, though.
Posted by: Lea at January 04, 2016 02:09 PM (lIU4e)
Ex Machina 2: The Entwerpening
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 02:09 PM (P5mpr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 02:10 PM (FkBIv)
Militia standoff in deep bumblefuck oregon
-
And dude, I'm not a professional journalist or anything but shouldn't "Bumblefuck" and "Oregon" be capitalized?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 02:08 PM (Nwg0u)
BUMBLE Fuck? Isn't it BUM Fuck? at least that's how I remember it from my Navy days...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 02:10 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 02:10 PM (f7rv6)
East Jabip.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (P5mpr)
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (Fmupd)
1. Aliens set up my homebrew e-mail server in Chappaqua and used a neuralyzer to make me forget.
2. Aliens had sex with all of those girls and used a neuralyzer to have them say it was my devoted husband, Bill.
3. Aliens managed all of the moneys of the cattle futures, Whitewater and the Clinton Foundation -- and used a neuralyzer to make me forget.
4. Vince Foster was an alien and I had to kill him, but I accidentally neuralyzed myself which made me forget.
Posted by: Hillary at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (FkBIv)
Militia standoff in deep bumblefuck oregon
-
And dude, I'm not a professional journalist or anything but shouldn't "Bumblefuck" and "Oregon" be capitalized?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 02:08 PM (Nwg0u)
BUMBLE Fuck? Isn't it BUM Fuck? at least that's how I remember it from my Navy days...
Posted by: BB Wolf
It should have been, "Fumblybuck".
Amateurs.
Posted by: Haven Monahan at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Uranus at January 04, 2016 02:13 PM (ZWRoJ)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 04, 2016 02:13 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (Fmupd)
Imagine a bunch of shiites trying to force their way into Mecca. The Iranians hate the fact that the Saudis are the custodians of the holy places.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:13 PM (RD7QR)
Ex Machina 2: The Entwerpening
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 02:09 PM (P5mpr)
Just cover for his order of Japanese Sex Bots...
His Doctor wife is too busy...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 02:13 PM (f7rv6)
What's her position on Huma?
Posted by: torabora wants pics at January 04, 2016 01:58 PM (Tq5WM)
______________________________
Face down....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 02:14 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 02:14 PM (oVJmc)
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I think he's taking advantage of Hill's situation and just going out to hunt pussy.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 02:14 PM (Fmupd)
there goes 2016
White House calls for 'restraint' between Iran, Saudi Arabia
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (fWAjv)
[Facepalm] The fuckin' Kiss of Death.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:14 PM (RD7QR)
Just cover for his order of Japanese Sex Bots...
His Doctor wife is too
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 02:13 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 02:15 PM (P5mpr)
White House calls for 'restraint' between Iran, Saudi Arabia
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2
Gee. It's almost like Iran knows there's nothing holding them back any more.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 04, 2016 02:15 PM (oVJmc)
His Doctor wife is too busy...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 04, 2016 02:13 PM (f7rv6)
Just trying to bring new meaning to "poking" someone...
Posted by: Zuckerberg, tech pioneer of the fyoochah at January 04, 2016 02:15 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (7EHW6)
BOOM!!!{/b}
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (dFi94)
And either state would heed this......why? Neither are run or populated by mindless leftists.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (326rv)
1. I don't understand why zuckerberg isn't going for monkey butlers.
2. Smart bra - are they thinking you would wear that all the time? Because no way would one sports bra go with all the outfits. So that's stupid. Maybe if you only wanted to track data when you were working out?
Posted by: Lea at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (7EHW6)
Dude. Just...dude.
Posted by: Robert Heinlein at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (Fmupd)
Imagine a bunch of shiites trying to force their way into Mecca. The Iranians hate the fact that the Saudis are the custodians of the holy places.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:13 PM (RD7QR)
*makes note to buy moar popcorn*
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2016 02:17 PM (zoehZ)
That's very true. Of course, that's true of all dogs. My brother in law was attacked by his shih tzu Bit his face while he was sleeping.
Posted by: Lauren at January 04, 2016 02:17 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 02:18 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 02:18 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Perfectly serious at January 04, 2016 02:18 PM (EayMo)
Posted by: Arondack Patriot at January 04, 2016 02:19 PM (YqcVw)
1. I don't understand why zuckerberg isn't going for monkey butlers.
...
Posted by: Lea at January 04, 2016 02:16 PM (lIU4e)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAKWKfVcd04
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at January 04, 2016 02:19 PM (P5mpr)
Posted by: JEM at January 04, 2016 02:19 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 02:18 PM (Dj0WE)
Too bad, I got pretty fond of seeing him on the sidelines trying to force his skull out through his skin.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:19 PM (RD7QR)
522 Tom Coughdrop, out as Gints coach.
__________________
First pick for my fantasy league in the New Jersey Nursing Home Shuffleboard League!
Posted by: Arondack Patriot at January 04, 2016 02:20 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 02:18 PM (Dj0WE)
Too bad, I got pretty fond of seeing him on the sidelines trying to force his skull out through his skin.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 04, 2016 02:19 PM (RD7QR)
I'm especially going to miss the confused look he gets when Eli throws another wobbly pass to a defender, and then seeing him toss his gum on the ground.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2016 02:21 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Arondack Patriot at January 04, 2016 02:19 PM (YqcVw)
Don't have to...they supposedly bought some from the Pakistanians
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 02:21 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2016 02:17 PM (zoehZ)
Make sure to share some with your new Syrian neighbors
1. Measure the bacon grease into a 6 quart pot and place over high heat. Add one or two popcorn kernels as testers. When the test kernels pop, add the rest of the popcorn and cover with a lid. As the popcorn starts to pop, shake the pan back and forth constantly to keep the unpopped kernels on the bottom where they can pop. When the popping slows down, remove the pan from the heat and let it finish popping.
2. Pour the popcorn into a large bowl or paper sack. Season with half of the seasoned salt and stir. Taste before adding more salt if desired. Toss with bacon bits and shredded Cheddar cheese for an extra special treat. Store leftovers in lunch sacks or sandwich bags.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:21 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Arondack Patriot at January 04, 2016 02:19 PM (YqcVw)
Don't have to...they supposedly bought some from the Pakistanians
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 02:21 PM (gf8BH)
Plus in a perverse way, they are probably covered by Israel's nuclear umbrella
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 02:21 PM (gf8BH)
there goes 2016
White House calls for 'restraint' between Iran, Saudi Arabia
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:12 PM (fWAjv)
Wouldn't want anything to disrupt Iran's pursuit of a nuclear weapon now, would we?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 04, 2016 02:22 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:23 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 04, 2016 02:23 PM (iIzG7)
Oh, sure, the complaints are completely valid, and you probably don't even know the half of them. But the tactics are idiotic and self-defeating. Heck, I agreed with a lot of the complaints by occupy.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 02:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 04, 2016 02:22 PM (kpqmD)
I'm waiting for Fast and Furious II: Nuclear Edition to be discovered.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:24 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Fritz at January 04, 2016 02:25 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Satan back on the job at January 04, 2016 02:25 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:25 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 04, 2016 02:23 PM (iIzG7)
More likely they will engage each other in proxy Wars all over the Middle East
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2016 02:25 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: torabora at January 04, 2016 02:25 PM (Tq5WM)
Asked the guy, can I opt out? He said, sure; call this 800 number to find out what the fine is. !!!
I don't even mind the electric co as much as I think about the hackers. Past time to look into getting a generator...!
Posted by: mindful webworker - stuffed at January 04, 2016 02:26 PM (FDy65)
______________________________
Mike Francesa is inconsolable.
On suicide watch facing the prospect of kissing the ass of a new Giants coach for the next several years to rebuild a relationship he had with TC.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 04, 2016 02:26 PM (YqcVw)
Only Democrat planning, Democrat intellect is capable of running those mouthbreathing civilations properly.
I would make it a point to institute universal healthcare, reproductive rights, and five year plans in every civilization I came across, except for the intergalactic Muslim ones.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2016 02:27 PM (7EHW6)
Easy.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 04, 2016 02:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 04, 2016 02:27 PM (Nwg0u)
I shot the Sheriff,
But I did not Pokemon
Posted by: Son of Jamaica at January 04, 2016 02:28 PM (nSW/N)
That would be III. II was Bengazi.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 04, 2016 02:31 PM (nSW/N)
1. Measure the bacon grease into a 6 quart pot and place over high heat. Add one or two popcorn kernels as testers. When the test kernels pop, add the rest of the popcorn and cover with a lid. As the popcorn starts to pop, shake the pan back and forth constantly to keep the unpopped kernels on the bottom where they can pop. When the popping slows down, remove the pan from the heat and let it finish popping.
2. Pour the popcorn into a large bowl or paper sack. Season with half of the seasoned salt and stir. Taste before adding more salt if desired. Toss with bacon bits and shredded Cheddar cheese for an extra special treat. Store leftovers in lunch sacks or sandwich bags.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 04, 2016 02:21 PM (fWAjv)
Let's replace Achmed's regular popcorn with our special bacon popcorn and see if he notices!
Posted by: Someone asking to be Fatwa'd at January 04, 2016 02:32 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: torabora at January 04, 2016 02:36 PM (Tq5WM)
1. Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Serenity
3. Predators
4. Galaxy Quest
5. Star Trek : Wrath of Khan
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 04, 2016 02:04 PM (L8slQ)
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Predators, really?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at January 04, 2016 02:39 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 04, 2016 02:48 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Mainah at January 04, 2016 02:52 PM (659DL)
Posted by: torabora at January 04, 2016 02:53 PM (Tq5WM)
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at January 04, 2016 03:03 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: General Zod at January 04, 2016 03:07 PM (Bdeb0)
Huma and I would cuddle on the couch and watch.
Posted by: Hillary! at January 04, 2016 03:08 PM (Tq5WM)
Posted by: the scoville unit at January 04, 2016 03:57 PM (0adl+)
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