Football Sunday in America! - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]

My, oh my, how time does fly.

The last week of regular season games is upon us and I can scarcely believe it.

Let's blow it out today!

Chip Kelly: My players mean the world to me.

Several scenarios being tossed about for Kelly's future, including; Tennessee, Cleveland, and Miami.

Former Eagles RB Duce Staley reportedly interviews for head coaching job in Philadelphia https://t.co/Ma0aogyrzQ pic.twitter.com/UB1KCJ1ldy
— Bleacher Report NFL (@BR_NFL) January 2, 2016

Another potential replacement is thought to be Adam Gase, the Chicago Bears Offensive Coordinator.

Beast Mode: The entrepreneur edition

Marshawn Lynch gets 'I'm just here so I won't get fined' phrase trademarked https://t.co/xxlIsKDbpY pic.twitter.com/YSIwDxpMzO
— Bleacher Report NFL (@BR_NFL) December 30, 2015

So disappointing for Jags fans.

Major shakeups in the latest NFL Power Rankings https://t.co/nv3tvLidYf pic.twitter.com/VzHgl4slfG
— Bleacher Report NFL (@BR_NFL) December 30, 2015

Ummmm.

Rams DE William Hayes doesn't believe dinosaurs existed, says It's 'crazy' talk https://t.co/7bSCEPc1s4 pic.twitter.com/acqqihyojM
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) December 30, 2015

Jackass? Loser? Is that the right word?

I guess Pettine's talk didn't really stick.

Johnny Manziel reportedly ID’d gambling at Las Vegas casino before Week 17 https://t.co/74iUv56ILb pic.twitter.com/mSUXQE3in9
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) January 3, 2016

Worst ad for PEDs evah!

Peyton Manning still leads the NFL in interceptions with 17 despite missing 6 games this season. pic.twitter.com/0M4wL9Perv
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) December 31, 2015

I was curious and the search returned something quite at odds with today's NFL: Not a scandal to be found. Happy retirement.

Charles Woodson will play his final game today. Legend. pic.twitter.com/0CTWsKEz1M
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) January 3, 2016

In this, the final week of regular season play, we're going to focus on the pretty girls who won't be cheering for the rest of the season.

You have no idea how happy I am to no longer have to search for pics of some of these squads. No. Not all cheerleaders are hot, or even cute.

And for the Moronettes: The Patriots have a smokin' hot QB

Find the schedules and the standings here.

Whew! *wipes brow*

Enjoy the games, folks.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 12:47 PM

Comments

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1 In all fairness, Peyton was probably just using the HGH shampoo.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2016 12:50 PM (NeFrd)

2 Oh, do I get banned for not yelling "First!" ??

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2016 12:52 PM (NeFrd)

3 There's something special about a gorgeous girl with awesome breasts wearing a pink "Titans" T-shirt.

Posted by: goatexchange at January 03, 2016 12:53 PM (Nd4YY)

4 I understand that the Browns are looking to draft TCU's Trevone Boykin. They say he's got the kind of attitude they look for in a qb.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 03, 2016 12:54 PM (zt+N6)

5 Oh you're not done searching yet. Playoffs?! Playoffs.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 03, 2016 12:54 PM (zt+N6)

6 Plus, I think HGH mostly just helps heal faster from injury, not so much on the enhancing of performance. Peyton has had a great career, he is a decent guy by all accounts and he'll probably go into coaching.

It's hard to hate on a guy who can tap his own bobblehead doll on the head, watch it bounce up and down and sing, "Do I really look like that?"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2016 12:55 PM (NeFrd)

7 Oh you're not done searching yet. Playoffs?! Playoffs.

***

Already lined up. These are the gals on the way out.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2016 12:55 PM (8PbKi)

8 Thanks NDH, well done.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2016 12:56 PM (NeFrd)

9 Thanks NDH. Panthers MUST win today for home field in playoffs. 4:00 game means a good loud drunk fan base. Overcast an 48 here.

Cam named his new bastard son "Chosen". I never knew he was Jewish.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2016 12:57 PM (jJRIy)

10 And I can make your search for cheerleaders 1000% easier. Every week Yahoo Sports has photos up of cheerleaders from Sunday's games. So its one stop shopping.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 03, 2016 12:57 PM (zt+N6)

11 Dibs on the dusky lady at #2.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at January 03, 2016 12:58 PM (m9V0o)

12 Thanks NDH, especially for the Woodson pic.

Posted by: SMFH at January 03, 2016 01:00 PM (ahx2/)

13 And I can make your search for cheerleaders 1000% easier. Every week Yahoo Sports has photos up of cheerleaders from Sunday's games. So its one stop shopping.

****

Thanks.

A lot of sites have encryption to prevent linking. Others are more strict about copyright issues. For that reason I try to stay away from pics from the big sites.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2016 01:03 PM (8PbKi)

14 Hi all
Want the Steelers to win today

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 01:03 PM (uZNvH)

15 And how stupid is Manziel? Yeah sure maybe he figures he's all but done in Cleveland and wants out. But its not going to make and GM excited to look at picking you up when its known you're taking off to Vegas after you've been sidelined for a concussion.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 03, 2016 01:04 PM (zt+N6)

16 Dibs on the dusky lady at #2.

***

She's almost too beautiful to be a cheerleader

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2016 01:04 PM (8PbKi)

17 Bleh, fake boobs, all of them. I really dislike fake boobs.

Think I'll go watch the games instead.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2016 01:05 PM (Dj0WE)

18 Anyone seen Duce Staley and Tone Loc in the same room at the same time?.....or Duce Staley and Fat Tone either?....interesting.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 03, 2016 01:07 PM (ej1L0)

19 Thanks NDH, especially for the Woodson pic.

***

You're welcome

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2016 01:07 PM (8PbKi)

20 I think HGH mostly just helps heal faster from injury, not so much on the enhancing of performance.

Every game is like surviving a head-on collision. Practices, too, are no picnic. Steroids and HGH allow you to recover much faster.

No,not performance-enhancing. But it does allow you to do the work necessary to become a better player.

(Note: I'm not really against PEDs, per se. "performance-enhancing"? Shit, why wouldn't I take them!)

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2016 01:08 PM (RrDm2)

21 But where is the bear-shifter lineman pic?

Posted by: Bored Middle-Aged Housewife at January 03, 2016 01:08 PM (uZNvH)

22 The boobs on the cheerleaders are really the only part of professional sports I find even remotely interesting. Mand the lack of cheerleaders in baseball confirm that sports gayness.

Posted by: Weasel at January 03, 2016 01:09 PM (e3bId)

23 Brunette Dolphin cheerleader, or the Cowgirl lass.

Or both... so no one's feelings get hurt.

Posted by: a thoughtful Moron at January 03, 2016 01:10 PM (H9MG5)

24 There's something special about a gorgeous girl with awesome breasts wearing a pink "Titans" T-shirt.

It's a good thing she wasn't photographed from the other side of the word, what with AoS being a family site and all.

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2016 01:10 PM (RrDm2)

25 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 03, 2016 01:07 PM (ej1L0)

Aluminum membership for HG for the Tone Loc reference.

Automatic upgrade to Platinum due to correct spelling.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 03, 2016 01:10 PM (xyXuS)

26 Mand = And

Posted by: Weasel at January 03, 2016 01:11 PM (e3bId)

27 The boobs on the cheerleaders are really the only part of professional sports I find even remotely interesting. Mand the lack of cheerleaders in baseball confirm that sports gayness.

****

In the mid-80s, the minor league tried cheergals for a while. I was a first year cheergal for the Suns.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2016 01:11 PM (8PbKi)

28 Jihadi Football is ready to replace Johnny Football!

Posted by: H2B NFL Football Players at January 03, 2016 01:12 PM (3b9U4)

29 27 I SWEAR I did not look at your boobs.

Posted by: Weasel at January 03, 2016 01:13 PM (e3bId)

30 Looking for: the Bills to win vs. Jets, Steelers to win vs. Browns, Chiefs to win vs. Raiders, and Chargers to win vs. Broncos
Then my weekend will be complete

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 01:14 PM (uZNvH)

31 and the lack of cheerleaders in baseball confirm that sports gayness.

But, sausage races! Oh...

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2016 01:14 PM (RrDm2)

32 I'd run straight back into the end zone

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 01:14 PM (C1Suc)

33 Oh, and the Texans to win vs. Jaguars, because Houston

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 01:15 PM (uZNvH)

34 I'd love for cincy to get a first round bye

Posted by: Buzzion at January 03, 2016 01:17 PM (zt+N6)

35 The Iggles have locker room issues (and racial ones, imho). They need a strong, old school experienced coach. Romeo Crennell?

Chip Kelly should go back to college.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 03, 2016 01:18 PM (oT1NJ)

36 Elbows.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 01:20 PM (MQEz6)

37 I was a first year cheergal for the Suns.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Pics or it didn't happen!

Seriously, though, when would a baseball cheerleader get a break, when the pitcher starts his windup? There's a lot of time to fill.

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2016 01:20 PM (RrDm2)

38 Aluminum membership for HG for the Tone Loc reference.
Automatic upgrade to Platinum due to correct spelling.
Posted by: weirdflunky at January 03, 2016 01:10 PM (xyXuS)

Thanks WF!.....remember to put a little medina in ya glass and the girls will come will quick.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 03, 2016 01:21 PM (ej1L0)

39 You have no idea how happy I am to no longer have to search for pics of some of these squads. No. Not all cheerleaders are hot, or even cute.

I search every Sunday morning for teh elbows for my Twitter timeline. It's not work if you enjoy what you do

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2016 01:23 PM (Qxa/Z)

40 I'm wondering if Duce could work out
Wisdom was saying if Birds loose they could have as low as pick 6 in the draft, if they win as jigs as 16.
Go G'nts Go!

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 01:23 PM (C1Suc)

41 17
Bleh, fake boobs, all of them. I really dislike fake boobs.

Think I'll go watch the games instead.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2016 01:05 PM (Dj0WE)

WHAT? Fake boobs, same great taste only more.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2016 01:23 PM (jJRIy)

42 Some very lovely ladies, NDH.

*sings I'm So Ronery*

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 03, 2016 01:24 PM (kpqmD)

43 I search every Sunday morning for teh elbows for my Twitter timeline. It's not work if you enjoy what you do

***

I can't post at the HQ the kind of pics you post at Twitter

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2016 01:25 PM (8PbKi)

44 Heh.

Dinosaurs still exist.

Eat moar chicken.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 01:28 PM (MQEz6)

45 Niedermayer's dead horse who would tell? I know none of us would, would we guys?

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 01:28 PM (C1Suc)

46 Jets have their own destiny in their hands today

So they're down 7-0 to the Bills

Jets Gotta Jets

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2016 01:28 PM (Qxa/Z)

47 Bless you NDH!

The lass in pic #2 looks Greek to me.
Watch out for Greek babes, they are high maintenance. Still, I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating a gyro.

As for me I'll take the four-of-a-kind in pic #1 followed by the Saints babe in pic #7; I wanna mess up her hair.

If the NFL just had cheerleaders it would do much better . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 03, 2016 01:29 PM (lQqij)

48 THE important game of the year for the Redskins!

Yeah, made the playoffs --- but come on. No future in that.
THIS is the one that matters.

Die, Dallas, die!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 03, 2016 01:29 PM (T/5A0)

49 I'm available to console those cheerleaders throughout the playoffs.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2016 01:30 PM (08Znv)

50
Only ELEVEN games have to go right and we are in the PLAYOFFS, baby.

Posted by: The Colts at January 03, 2016 01:31 PM (ODxAs)

51 Chip Kelly was basically stabbed in the back by disgruntled blacks on the team pissed off he traded their bff´s and labled him a racist.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 03, 2016 01:31 PM (dZGNV)

52 If the Jets had started their win streak one game earlier, the Pats would be pooping in their panties.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 01:32 PM (MQEz6)

53 >>>Only ELEVEN games have to go right and we are in the PLAYOFFS, baby.

Posted by: The Colts at January 03, 2016 01:31 PM (ODxAs)<<<

Playoffs?! PLAYOFFS?!?!

Posted by: obligatory Jim Mora at January 03, 2016 01:32 PM (H9MG5)

54 Second from top. I'm not sure what team.

Yum.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2016 01:32 PM (YRM5Y)

55 50
Only ELEVEN games have to go right and we are in the PLAYOFFS, baby.
Posted by: The Colts at January 03, 2016 01:31 PM (ODxAs)
------------
You shoulda joined the NFC East, sillies!

Posted by: The Redskins at January 03, 2016 01:33 PM (T/5A0)

56 Only ELEVEN games have to go right and we are in the PLAYOFFS, baby.

***

http://bit.ly/1mxTTCe

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2016 01:33 PM (8PbKi)

57 "Die, Dallas, die!!!!"

I won't take that personally.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2016 01:34 PM (YRM5Y)

58 That Chargers gal makes soul-sacrificing seem maybe not so bad.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 01:35 PM (MQEz6)

59 The NO cheer lady looks like Dolly Parton.

Posted by: Ronster at January 03, 2016 01:35 PM (mUa7N)

60
Pics or it didn't happen!

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2016 01:20 PM (RrDm2)

I gotta say, that's incredibly disrespectful and crass.

And I'm pissed that you beat me to it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2016 01:36 PM (o98Jz)

61
>>>"Die, Dallas, die!!!!"

I won't take that personally.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2016 01:34 PM (YRM5Y)<<<

No no, he's saying "The, Dallas, The!!!"

Posted by: Sideshow Bob at January 03, 2016 01:36 PM (H9MG5)

62 Just think. If Dallas wins today they will have just as many wins in their stadium as Alabama did this year.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 03, 2016 01:36 PM (zt+N6)

63 I really dislike fake boobs.

That's crazy talk.

Posted by: William Haze, PhD at January 03, 2016 01:37 PM (Dwehj)

64 Afternoon horde.

What is this 'futbol' that you speak of?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2016 01:39 PM (hlMPp)

65 No maning up, let them score

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 01:41 PM (C1Suc)

66
>>>Second from top. I'm not sure what team.

Yum.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2016 01:32 PM (YRM5Y)<<<

Wellll, if I had to guess, I'd say she's a raven-haired Raven.

Posted by: zombie Ronald Raven at January 03, 2016 01:41 PM (H9MG5)

67 "What is this 'futbol' that you speak of?"

Yo mama.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2016 01:42 PM (YRM5Y)

68 Dino denier!

Behold the power of a fully operational college education.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 03, 2016 01:43 PM (3myMJ)

69 The Saints cheerleader's freckles need to be closely inspected to make sure none are irregular at the margins.

Posted by: dermatological volunteer at January 03, 2016 01:43 PM (dbDB8)

70 All of the cheerleaders could use a couple of cheeseburgers.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 03, 2016 01:43 PM (Dwehj)

71 67 "What is this 'futbol' that you speak of?"

Yo mama.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2016 01:42 PM (YRM5Y

Derringers at dusk my good sir!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2016 01:45 PM (hlMPp)

72 The NY J E T S JETS JETS JETS are doing a bang up job acting like the same old Jets

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2016 01:45 PM (DUoqb)

73 So what quarterback could be left at pick 16 in the draft?

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 01:45 PM (C1Suc)

74 I like my wimmens built like Duce Staley.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 03, 2016 01:45 PM (Dwehj)

75 Way to putting off my haircut until today when they close at 3. Hope they have a good game on.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2016 01:46 PM (hlMPp)

76 "Derringers at dusk my good sir!!"

Hehehehe.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2016 01:46 PM (YRM5Y)

77 **clapping**

21-0. It's ok. It's ok. We'll get 'em next year.

**still clapping**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, ginger imbecile, what needs to be fired... out of a cannon... into a volcano at January 03, 2016 01:46 PM (H9MG5)

78 Duce Staley reportedly interviews for head coach

That is way too much of a stretch. Must be just to satisfy the job search diversity requirements.

Fairly new running back coaches don't just make the jump to head coach.

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2016 01:47 PM (yddCj)

79 Not a Jets fan but I would like to see them in the playoffs, so naturally they are laying an egg against the Bills. What part of 'we need to win' don't they understand?

Posted by: IC at January 03, 2016 01:47 PM (+3RH+)

80 William Hayes went to the same college as Stephen A. Smith. I sense a pattern...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 03, 2016 01:48 PM (ppaKI)

81 Peyton Manning suited up as backup quarterback today.

Hoping for a chance to get out there and extend his lead in interceptions.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 03, 2016 01:48 PM (3myMJ)

82
Within a short time frame, Johnny Manziel will be hustling E-Z-Glide vag gel on late night TV.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 03, 2016 01:48 PM (OiFtZ)

83 Tunch just said playing blackjack is now part of the concussion protocol.

Posted by: DaveA at January 03, 2016 01:49 PM (DL2i+)

84 A hundred thou on the pass line! *hic*

Posted by: Johnny Cocktail at January 03, 2016 01:49 PM (Dwehj)

85 That's what I'm talking about, way to go G'nts!

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 01:49 PM (C1Suc)

86 Apparently the NFL has standards regarding the inflation of cheerleaders.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 03, 2016 01:51 PM (3myMJ)

87 Breasticles!

Posted by: Weasel at January 03, 2016 01:54 PM (e3bId)

88 Oh shit, there's a werebear at the Bengals/Ravens game...

**cowers in fear**

... wait, wait... it's just Tony Siragusa in a fur coat.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at January 03, 2016 01:54 PM (H9MG5)

89 What is the over-under on how many of these guys are going back to prison when the season is over?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 03, 2016 01:56 PM (lQqij)

90 Remember when Chris Christie was humping on Jerry Jones like a mama grizz on Leo DiCaprio? Good times, good times.

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2016 01:57 PM (BngQR)

91 "**cowers in fear**"

I don't think it's a real bear, Leo. But, if anyone can take it up the tuckus, you da man.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2016 01:59 PM (YRM5Y)

92 90 - That's why I'll never vote for him, if he was a G'nts, Jets, or a south Jersey Birds fan that would be ok.

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 01:59 PM (C1Suc)

93 Well, Bills still leading over Jets, and Steelers still leading over Browns, so looking good so far for the Steelers

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 02:00 PM (uZNvH)

94 86 Apparently the NFL has standards regarding the inflation of cheerleaders.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 03, 2016 01:51 PM (3myMJ)

And they are adhered to much, much better than the standards for footballs.

'Course having seen pics of Brady's Victoria's Secret Wermacht lady I can see why he likes deflated balls, it's what he's used to.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 03, 2016 02:01 PM (lQqij)

95 So today we're going to light it up and score 40 pts

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 02:01 PM (C1Suc)

96 A buddy at work is a die-hard Jets fan.

If the Jets lose, mercy is called for.

Maybe.

"Dude, the Bills?"

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 02:02 PM (MQEz6)

97 Oh look, Jets score

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 02:02 PM (uZNvH)

98 Weasel, I've always used "Breastages." Those are breasts so large that they are an appendage.

Posted by: Guest of the Scotts at January 03, 2016 02:03 PM (jkztu)

99 Touchdown REDSKINS!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 03, 2016 02:04 PM (E2UFy)

100 Remember when Chris Christie was humping on Jerry Jones like a mama grizz on Leo DiCaprio? Good times, good times.
Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2016 01:57 PM (BngQR)

Well there goes lunch . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 03, 2016 02:04 PM (lQqij)

101 Any of those girls able to shape shift?

Posted by: Janet Reno at January 03, 2016 02:04 PM (QWiro)

102 My foreheads wide
For my brains inside

Payton

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 02:06 PM (C1Suc)

103 The Jets defense sure likes to watch a guy make a nice catch.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 02:09 PM (MQEz6)

104 Remember when Chris Christie was humping on Jerry Jones like a mama grizz on Leo DiCaprio? Good times, good times.
Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2016 01:57 PM (BngQR)
Well there goes lunch . . .
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 03, 2016 02:04 PM (lQqij)

Yes!...it was sooooo disgusting I could not look away. I think Jerry liked it...a lot.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 03, 2016 02:11 PM (ej1L0)

105 In the mid-80s, the minor league tried cheergals for a while. I was a first year cheergal for the Suns.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2016 01:11 PM (8PbKi)

You know the rules . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2016 02:11 PM (QWtgr)

106 "Yes!...it was sooooo disgusting I could not look away. I think Jerry liked it...a lot. "

Wait, wut.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2016 02:15 PM (YRM5Y)

107 >>>Remember when Chris Christie was humping on Jerry Jones like a mama grizz on Leo DiCaprio? Good times, good times.

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2016 01:57 PM (BngQR)

Well there goes lunch . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 03, 2016 02:04 PM (lQqij)

Yes!...it was sooooo disgusting I could not look away. I think Jerry liked it...a lot.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 03, 2016 02:11 PM (ej1L0)<<<

I've got pictures of Jerruh doing way worse things. How do you think I still have a job?
**just clapping away**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, ginger imbecile, what needs to be fired... out of a cannon... into a volcano at January 03, 2016 02:16 PM (H9MG5)

108 Touchdown Steelers!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 02:16 PM (uZNvH)

109 They could go for 2 as 1 doesn't do anything

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 02:17 PM (C1Suc)

110 TD Steelers.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 02:17 PM (qUNWi)

111 Texans looking to cruise into playoffs.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 02:18 PM (qUNWi)

112 On the bright side, Jason threw the red flag! Hell of a team contribution, fella.

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2016 02:18 PM (BngQR)

113 Oh wow, weather getting really bad in Cleveland

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 02:19 PM (uZNvH)

114 How long until political insanity makes some team have male cheerleaders, I could see a leftist like Jeff doing it

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 02:20 PM (C1Suc)

115 The girl with the stars in the blue (sixth picture) is very cute. Lots of times the women look very attractive in these photos but in a hard sort of way-too much makeup, too much plastic surgery. She looks adorable and nice too. Nice smile. Reminds of my sister of about 35 years ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2016 02:21 PM (M+RRn)

116 102 My foreheads wide
For my brains inside

~~Payton~~ Burma Shave!
Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 02:06 PM (C1Suc)

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 03, 2016 02:21 PM (kpqmD)

117 Buffalo 4th and 2 at the 2.

Do they go for it?

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 02:22 PM (qUNWi)

118 WOW now THAT was a catch

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 02:23 PM (uZNvH)

119 "Texans looking to cruise into playoffs."

That is so fucking stupid.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2016 02:24 PM (YRM5Y)

120 16 -- 7 Bills.

14 -- 9 Steelers.

At the half.

Advantage Steelers.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 02:26 PM (qUNWi)

121 That is so fucking stupid.

Right?

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 02:27 PM (qUNWi)

122 82
Within a short time frame, Johnny Manziel will be hustling E-Z-Glide vag gel on late night TV.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 03, 2016 01:48 PM (OiFtZ)

He can go back to Texas where apparently he has such extreme fanboys that will give him constant blowjobs because they think he is the greatest man to ever touch a football.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 03, 2016 02:28 PM (zt+N6)

123 You know the rules . . .

****

I sooo wish I had the pic from the program that year.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2016 02:29 PM (8PbKi)

124 packers host the vikings tonight for the nfc north crown, pack favored by about 3, could meet again next week if seahawks beat cardinals(not likely)

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 02:32 PM (8aOqE)

125 Next year we will be legitimate Super Bowl contenders.

Posted by: Jerry Jones for the last 20 years at January 03, 2016 02:34 PM (kTF2Z)

126 looking like Houston are off to the playoffs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 02:34 PM (lhyxH)

127 And now for something completely different, back hair art.

http://tinyurl.com/ocpud5o

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 03, 2016 02:35 PM (Nwg0u)

128 123 You know the rules . . .

****

I sooo wish I had the pic from the program that year.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2016 02:29 PM (8PbKi)

NDH: I Googled Suns Cheer Gals and got a LOT of photos to look at...though they weren't all Suns Gals... Could you be in one of those perhaps?

Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently Vile) at January 03, 2016 02:37 PM (TjcWY)

129 you know what would be funny? if some norovirus hit all the other cities except Houston so the Texans won the Super Bowl by default.

It wouldn't be any sillier than how the season has gone for the AFC South so far.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 02:39 PM (lhyxH)

130 NDH: I Googled Suns Cheer Gals and got a LOT of photos to look at...though they weren't all Suns Gals... Could you be in one of those perhaps?

Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently Vile) at January 03, 2016 02:37 PM (TjcWY)

You do know there's an NBA team called the Phoenix Suns right?

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 03, 2016 02:39 PM (zt+N6)

131 Next year we will be legitimate Super Bowl contenders.
Posted by: Jerry Jones for the last 20 years

Yeah, propaganda. Early and often.

The networks eat that stuff up.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at January 03, 2016 02:40 PM (+1T7c)

132 Why can't sports mouthtalkers stop using the phrase extra-curricular?

assholes

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 02:40 PM (qUNWi)

133 NDH: I Googled Suns Cheer Gals and got a LOT of photos to look at...though they weren't all Suns Gals... Could you be in one of those perhaps?

***

Doubtful. You're probably getting Phoenix Suns or the new Jax Suns dance crew.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2016 02:40 PM (8PbKi)

134 Da Jets!

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 02:41 PM (MQEz6)

135 The Texans / Colts division is the division that red headed stepchildren watch to make themselves feel better

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 02:42 PM (lhyxH)

136
packers host the vikings tonight for the nfc north crown, pack favored
by about 3, could meet again next week if seahawks beat cardinals(not
likely)

Posted by: muttering vikings fan

I think the packers will lose at home. Their offensive line is wrecked and the subs are lousy. This is at the root of their offense problems for weeks, and the Vikes know it.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at January 03, 2016 02:42 PM (+1T7c)

137 Uh oh....Bills fummmmmmmbllllllllllllle.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 02:42 PM (qUNWi)

138 Oh, and we were the Expos back then.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2016 02:43 PM (8PbKi)

139 Holy crap! Cutler throws a TD pass to a Bears receiver!

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2016 02:43 PM (BngQR)

140
139 Holy crap! Cutler throws a TD pass to a Bears receiver!
Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2016 02:43 PM (BngQR)

They fine him.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 02:44 PM (MQEz6)

141 16 -- 10 Bills

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 02:45 PM (qUNWi)

142 Jets turn a fumble 15 yards from the goal line into....3 points.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 02:45 PM (MQEz6)

143 >>>The Texans / Colts division is the division that red headed stepchildren watch to make themselves feel better

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 02:42 PM (lhyxH)<<<

**clapping**

It doesn't really make me feel any better. Rolling around on my bed in all that contract extension money sure does though.

**clap, clap, clappity clap**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, ginger imbecile, what needs to be fired... out of a cannon... into a volcano at January 03, 2016 02:45 PM (H9MG5)

144 Uh-oh, big INT for Cleveland

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 02:48 PM (uZNvH)

145 The Texans / Colts division is the division that red headed stepchildren watch to make themselves feel better
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 02:42 PM (lhyxH)

Taunt from my school days:

"I'd rather be dead, than red on the head!"

Prepubescent, obviously.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 03, 2016 02:48 PM (3myMJ)

146 G'nts recover, woo hoo!

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 02:48 PM (C1Suc)

147 I'd run straight back into the end zone
You've gotta split the defence first.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2016 02:48 PM (DLIIY)

148 ohhhh...Big Ben with the pick.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 02:48 PM (qUNWi)

149 ha! PIT intercepts it right back

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 02:49 PM (uZNvH)

150 And the browns give it back....

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 02:50 PM (qUNWi)

151 TD G'nts lead 27 to Birds 21

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 02:50 PM (C1Suc)

152 And the browns give it back....

Mighty white of them.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 02:51 PM (lhyxH)

153 This is the first time I had to route for a opposing team, and for record the Steelers are the only ABC team I like.

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 02:52 PM (C1Suc)

154 Meanwhile, Watt just happened

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 02:53 PM (lhyxH)

155 Andycanuck- running straight back into the end zone requires not running past anyone except your running back if your the qb.

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 02:55 PM (C1Suc)

156 So not only did the Jags get sacked anyway but they got dinged for holding Watt.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 02:55 PM (lhyxH)

157 Bills driving.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 02:55 PM (qUNWi)

158 Rex goes for it on 4th down and gets it.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 02:57 PM (qUNWi)

159

I proudly support whatever team you do!

Posted by: Carly "Missed the Boat" Fiorina

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 03, 2016 02:58 PM (kdS6q)

160 Good selection this week. No bleach blindness

Posted by: derit at January 03, 2016 03:00 PM (jT+gh)

161 go Bills!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 03:00 PM (uZNvH)

162 Da Bills!

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 03:03 PM (MQEz6)

163 NOOOOOOOOO!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Birds 28, G'nts 27

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 03:04 PM (C1Suc)

164
For whom do the "Tittians" cheer?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 03, 2016 03:05 PM (BK3ZS)

165 14
Hi all
Want the Steelers to win today
----------------
And your wish will be granted since the Browns couldn't beat a mule. Bengals are gonna beat the Ravens because the Ravens are just cashing their paychecks this week.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:07 PM (ry4ab)

166
C'mon, Packers, blow those Vikings poseurs off the field today and give us some hope that you are ready, able and willing to storm through the playoffs!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 03, 2016 03:07 PM (BK3ZS)

167 Hayes knows dinosaurs don't plays in a world with Titans.

Posted by: derit at January 03, 2016 03:08 PM (jT+gh)

168 131
Next year we will be legitimate Super Bowl contenders.
Posted by: Jerry Jones for the last 20 years

Yeah, propaganda. Early and often.

---------------

So now Jerry jones and Mike Brown have switched roles in the NFL?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:10 PM (ry4ab)

169 both packers and vikings are in the playoffs, neither will advance unless they meet again in the first round and one advances by default, to lose in the next round

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 03:11 PM (8aOqE)

170 Touchdown Bengals!

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 03, 2016 03:11 PM (zt+N6)

171 Roll Tide!

That is all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 03, 2016 03:11 PM (LUgeY)

172 Might be a fumble retrieval to TD by Houston; under challenge

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 03:11 PM (lhyxH)

173 I'm just doing what I do best, keeping the Jets out of the playoffs.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 03, 2016 03:12 PM (kTF2Z)

174 Woot! Jeremy Hill 38 yards for TD. 21-9 Bengals.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:12 PM (ry4ab)

175 Call stands. That is some bullshit

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 03:13 PM (lhyxH)

176 Hmmm, which pair of elbows would I like?

I'll take them all. I'm not picky.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 03, 2016 03:13 PM (LUgeY)

177 171
Roll Tide!

That is all.

McCarren does you proud, no?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:13 PM (ry4ab)

178 Jets burn a time out.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 03:13 PM (MQEz6)

179 I hope Cleveland wins. Because fuck the Steelers

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 03, 2016 03:14 PM (zt+N6)

180 *facepalm* picked by the Jags. By the Jags.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 03:14 PM (lhyxH)

181
Over at nfl.com, this -

Dan Carpenter misses field goal, hits himself

Buffalo Bills kicker Dan Carpenter throws his helmet in frustration after a missed extra point attempt and hits himself in the nose.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 03, 2016 03:14 PM (BK3ZS)

182 McCarron had the head scratcher 3rd down incomplete pass. That TD was all Hill

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 03, 2016 03:15 PM (zt+N6)

183 NDH has great taste in cheerleaders and should be commended for this weeks pictures. Great job.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 03, 2016 03:16 PM (dULJN)

184 Buffalo Bills kicker Dan Carpenter throws his helmet in frustration after a missed extra point attempt and hits himself in the nose.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 03, 2016 03:14 PM (BK3ZS)

I wonder if they have the picture yahoo does. Right at the point of impact.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 03, 2016 03:16 PM (zt+N6)

185 C'mon, Packers, blow those Vikings

Phrasing.

Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2016 03:17 PM (AfsKp)

186 test

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 03:17 PM (MQEz6)

187 Jets TD.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 03:17 PM (qUNWi)

188 blow those Vikings

This we can do.

Posted by: the irish at January 03, 2016 03:18 PM (lhyxH)

189 McCarren does you proud, no?

He did in his second start. He looked poised and in charge. Too bad they lost.

The only reason I watch NFL is to keep track of former Tide players. Well, that, and to get up to speed for the pick'em league that everyone else in the family is in that I'll join next season. Haven't really followed pro ball in a long time, been watching kollidge semi-pros.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 03, 2016 03:18 PM (LUgeY)

190
139 Holy crap! Cutler throws a TD pass to a Bears receiver!

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2016 02:43 PM (BngQR)

"Not the Bears... more like the Chicago Chipmunks."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 03, 2016 03:19 PM (BK3ZS)

191 Bills show how do a fancy play for zero gain.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 03:21 PM (MQEz6)

192 I am returning from my 'native' Hawaii, ready to spackle unfinished business.

Posted by: Hussein Soetoro, B.A., J.D., C. in C., B.F.D. at January 03, 2016 03:21 PM (m+QMt)

193 What do you mean there's a game today?

Posted by: Cowboys secondary at January 03, 2016 03:23 PM (kTF2Z)

194 Birds 35 G'nts 27,
Looking like I'm going to be stuck with Sam next year

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 03:25 PM (C1Suc)

195 Hmmm, which pair of elbows would I like?

I'll take them all. I'm not picky.

That TB cheerleader looks like her pre-nup has a clause about "sufficient quantities of high-quality (no less than 98% pure) cocaine".

Posted by: Snoodling Hero Emeritus at January 03, 2016 03:26 PM (k9qR4)

196 So who gets canned after this week's games?

1) Opie in Dallas?
2) Mike Pettine in Cleveland?
3) Chuck Pagano in Indy?

or is it a trifecta......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 03, 2016 03:26 PM (ej1L0)

197 Chemjeff, in Cleveland, this weather is called "normal."

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 03, 2016 03:26 PM (FQKBL)

198 189
McCarren does you proud, no?

He did in his second start. He looked poised and in charge. Too bad they lost.
--------
I did feel down in the mouth some, but losing to the AFC West champs in OT was not bad at all for him.

Did you like the Bowl games so far?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:27 PM (ry4ab)

199 Heh Dad is over here hanging out today watching television and every time I hear a Marco Rubio ad pop up he changes the channel.

"I'm Marco Rubi..."

*click*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 03, 2016 03:28 PM (4ErVI)

200 Pagano is definitely gone. They figure Coughlin is gone in New York too, but it isn't likely to be an unceremonious firing.

For Cleveland the question is, who's gone Pettine, Manziel or both?

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 03, 2016 03:28 PM (zt+N6)

201 Your dad is a fine American, Dack Thrombosis.

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at January 03, 2016 03:29 PM (t5zYU)

202 OMG...

Fitz throws a pick in the red zone.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 03:31 PM (qUNWi)

203 This isn't a game of tag, Texans, you're supposed to TACKLE the guy with the ball

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 03:32 PM (lhyxH)

204 dolphins taking it to the pats

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 03:33 PM (8aOqE)

205 203 This isn't a game of tag, Texans, you're supposed to TACKLE the guy with the ball

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 03:32 PM (lhyxH)

*Throws Flag* Unsportsmanlike conduct. Targeting

Posted by: NCAA Ref at January 03, 2016 03:33 PM (zt+N6)

206 Pagano is definitely gone, Jerry's started making noises about not being happy with the coaching, but it hasn't reached critical level, so Garrett should get another year.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at January 03, 2016 03:34 PM (VviqM)

207 Fumble rec by Texans!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 03:34 PM (lhyxH)

208 I don't know who Salas is but he's killing the Jets today.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 03:35 PM (qUNWi)

209 Ow! My ball!

Posted by: the Jaguars at January 03, 2016 03:35 PM (lhyxH)

210 206 Pagano is definitely gone, Jerry's started making noises about not being happy with the coaching, but it hasn't reached critical level, so Garrett should get another year.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at January 03, 2016 03:34 PM (VviqM)

Well maybe he'll start the year. Be interesting to see if Jones brings in a new coordinator. You know about like how Garret was originally hired.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 03, 2016 03:36 PM (zt+N6)

211 oh wow, now the wheels are falling off the Browns wagon

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 03:36 PM (uZNvH)

212 Maybe Manziel was in Vegas to put a bet down on the Steelers.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 03, 2016 03:37 PM (zt+N6)

213 meanwhile, colts / titans is still competitive - colts only up 27-24

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 03:38 PM (lhyxH)

214 Did you like the Bowl games so far?

Yup. The SEC teams are back to their winning ways.

Nachurly, the game I'm looking forward to is on the 11th when my Beloved Crimson Tide win another National Championship. Having faced a team similar to Clemson (and getting their asses handed to them) earlier this season, I think they'll be a bit better prepared this time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 03, 2016 03:40 PM (LUgeY)

215 Bill are eating time like popcorn.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 03:40 PM (MQEz6)

216 211
oh wow, now the wheels are falling off the Browns wagon
You mean "falling off again"?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:41 PM (ry4ab)

217 Just trying to come up with different ways to suck. Fumbling into the end zone for a touchback is creative, no?

Posted by: Cowboys at January 03, 2016 03:43 PM (kTF2Z)

218 214
Did you like the Bowl games so far?

Yup. The SEC teams are back to their winning ways.

Nachurly, the game I'm looking forward to is on the 11th when my
Beloved Crimson Tide win another National Championship. Having faced a
team similar to Clemson (and getting their asses handed to them) earlier
this season, I think they'll be a bit better prepared this time.
---------
My folks, good OSU alums, were not too happy this season. I don't think the head coach could show his face on High Street without a mob assembling with tar and feathers.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:43 PM (ry4ab)

219 I think the Bengals would be happy for Mallet to come back to the Ravens next year and start while Joe Flacco heals. They've picked him off once and had about 4 others that were almost picked off too.

Posted by: buzzion - Pinochet 2016! at January 03, 2016 03:43 PM (zt+N6)

220 >>>oh wow, now the wheels are falling off the Browns wagon
You mean "falling off again"?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:41 PM (ry4ab)<<<

It'sh ok, I don't need o be on that shtinkin' wagon anwaysh. **hic**

Posted by: Johnny Highball at January 03, 2016 03:43 PM (H9MG5)

221 It's rare that Manziel ever saw a wagon he couldn't fall off

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 03:44 PM (lhyxH)

222 Ravens punt out of bounds at Cinci 46. Very sporting fellows, really.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:44 PM (ry4ab)

223 dammit H9MG5

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 03:45 PM (lhyxH)

224 >>>Just trying to come up with different ways to suck. Fumbling into the end zone for a touchback is creative, no?

Posted by: Cowboys at January 03, 2016 03:43 PM (kTF2Z)<<<

**clapping**

It's ok. It's all ok. Next year when I get us back to our typical 8-8 it'll be looked at as a huge improvement!
**clap on, clap off, clap on, clap off... the clapper**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, ginger imbecile, what needs to be fired... out of a cannon... into a volcano at January 03, 2016 03:46 PM (H9MG5)

225 Hey, Novak kicks a 3 for Houston! I guess that 50yard miss gave him practice for the 51yard score

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 03:46 PM (lhyxH)

226 219
I think the Bengals would be happy for Mallet to come back to the Ravens
next year and start while Joe Flacco heals. They've picked him off
once and had about 4 others that were almost picked off too.
---------
No argument there, Flacco always give 100%. Mallet is playing with a patchwork quilt of players though, while Cinci is (nearly) whole.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:47 PM (ry4ab)

227 225
Hey, Novak kicks a 3 for Houston! I guess that 50yard miss gave him practice for the 51yard score

Windage accounted for?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:48 PM (ry4ab)

228 The fix for river flooding ruining human habitat is simple. It's not called bottom land for nothing. Draw accurate flood plain maps then forbid its use for human habitat.

Extending to a 100 and now moving to a 500 year map is minimalist the flood plain map should be extended to 1000 years to provide maximum safety.

Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at January 03, 2016 03:48 PM (MSiSP)

229 220
>>>oh wow, now the wheels are falling off the Browns wagon
You mean "falling off again"?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:41 PM (ry4ab)<<<

It'sh ok, I don't need o be on that shtinkin' wagon anwaysh. **hic**

Sad but true

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:49 PM (ry4ab)

230 What's with the goose step, Jackson? This is an pick 6 against Jacksonville, not a march into Poland

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 03:50 PM (lhyxH)

231 228
The fix for river flooding ruining human habitat is simple. It's not
called bottom land for nothing. Draw accurate flood plain maps then
forbid its use for human habitat.

Extending to a 100 and now
moving to a 500 year map is minimalist the flood plain map should be
extended to 1000 years to provide maximum safety.

OK, who let the Green freak in the house on game day?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:50 PM (ry4ab)

232 Another PIT INT
that will about do it

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 03:50 PM (uZNvH)

233 Chicago Bears lost their season-ender, eh? I feel bad about that. Really really bad.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 03, 2016 03:50 PM (dFi94)

234 Eli's last chance, 58 sec 4th and 3

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 03:51 PM (C1Suc)

235 Jets gotta get 6 here.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 03:51 PM (qUNWi)

236 33 sec 4th down 10 to go

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 03:52 PM (C1Suc)

237 Fitz....

wow....

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 03:53 PM (qUNWi)

238 I'm loving the "always clapping" comments. I've never seen Jason Garret, but that Hordeling is giving me a great visual impression.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 03, 2016 03:54 PM (GDulk)

239 So again what qb's are going to be available around the 16th pick of the draft?

Posted by: skip at January 03, 2016 03:54 PM (C1Suc)

240 The Moronettes thank you for the pics. For those Moronettes who are unsure who the extremely handsome young QB is, it's Jimmie Garapolo. Sadly, he's just a baby(24), but still....

Posted by: Jen the original at January 03, 2016 03:54 PM (9t8XZ)

241 Cincinnati FG 24-9. Going to the playoffs!! Yay!!

Now on to the next challenge, making past the first round this time...

Posted by: exdem13 at January 03, 2016 03:54 PM (ry4ab)

242 Pagano is definitely gone, Jerry's started making noises about not being happy with the coaching, but it hasn't reached critical level, so Garrett should get another year.

****

Jacksonville would welcome Coughlin back with open arms. I wish the Jags would consider it

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2016 03:54 PM (8PbKi)

243 30-24 Colts. Go Titans!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 03:54 PM (lhyxH)

244 Only feetsball I care about from here on out is Clemson. That is all.

Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2016 03:56 PM (b+df9)

245 cards hawks should be a good game

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 03:56 PM (8aOqE)

246 Jets not dead yet if they can get this stop.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 03:57 PM (qUNWi)

247 Wow! I tweeted to the Suns to ask if they have an archive of old programs because I'd like to have a copy of when I was a cheergal. Play It Again Sports came back and said they are going to reach out to their followers and customers to see if they can locate one.

Very nice of them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2016 03:58 PM (8PbKi)

248 garafalo in for brady

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 03:59 PM (8aOqE)

249 ha! Jets throw an INT
Steelers going to playoffs

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2016 04:00 PM (uZNvH)

250 Nice one, Jets.

Posted by: Piercello at January 03, 2016 04:00 PM (RXfvh)

251 Aaaannnnnd Fitz with his 3rd pick for the day.

Nice season for the Jets but a dollar short.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 04:01 PM (qUNWi)

252 Waiting for tonight's game, really.

*fistbumps muttering vikings fan*

Posted by: Piercello at January 03, 2016 04:01 PM (RXfvh)

253 I have a magnet schedule of the Green Bay Packers games on my fridge. Imagine my horror when I came home from church and saw a Bears game playing the noon game on Fox instead. So I called my son and he talked me off the ledge and told me they were playing tonight instead. Seems they can shift games around willy nilly without my permission at all. Who knew.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 03, 2016 04:01 PM (dFi94)

254 Yikes! Conspirators suggest that the Patriots are cheating once again.

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2016 04:02 PM (BngQR)

255 Jets step in poo again.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 04:02 PM (MQEz6)

256 Conspirators suggest that the Patriots are cheating once again

Also, NASA faked the moon landing. It was Belichek who planted the flag there.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 04:03 PM (lhyxH)

257 252
Waiting for tonight's game, really.

*fistbumps muttering vikings fan*

Posted by: Piercello at January 03, 2016 04:01 PM (RXfvh)

keep an eye on the officiating

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 04:04 PM (8aOqE)

258 So, Texans probably play the Chiefs in the wildcard but it could be the Doncs or the Buttfumblers.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 04:07 PM (lhyxH)

259 Dolphins tell the Pats to put some ice on that.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 04:10 PM (MQEz6)

260 Does nobody in the AFC want home field advantage? Good grief, NE drops a game to Miami?

I'm trying to find a good team in that Conference, and I'm struggling to see a single one.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2016 04:10 PM (Dj0WE)

261 AJ is 2 of 3 as a starter as Cincy wins 24-16. Should be 3 of 3 but there ya go. Not a bad start for the rookie.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 03, 2016 04:10 PM (rwI+c)

262 >>>I'm loving the "always clapping" comments. I've
never seen Jason Garret, but that Hordeling is giving me a great visual
impression.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 03, 2016 03:54 PM (GDulk)<<<

**clapping**
I tried to find ya a video of it, but I failed. Which is what I do. Guess the NFL has all that stuff locked down. Oh well. Just picture a retarded seal with a ginger wig on, clapping away after every. single. mistake. That's me.

**clip clapping away, clip clapping awaaaay, after every loss, after every bad play, clip clapping away**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, ginger imbecile, what needs to be fired... out of a cannon... into a volcano at January 03, 2016 04:11 PM (H9MG5)

263 These cheerleaders and their vapid expressions of hapiness, faugh! Where are the existential, angst ridden cheerleaders?

Posted by: Jean-Paul Sartre at January 03, 2016 04:11 PM (7EHW6)

264 On a happy note, the Kelly-less Iggles beat the Gints in Coughman's last game. It's always a joy watching Eli get that dumb look on his face when he throws a pick 6. My cold black heart swells with a futile attempt at a comeback late in the game.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2016 04:12 PM (Dj0WE)

265 In fact, contra the color commentary, AJ has 3 NC rings. He was a redshirt on the 2009 team, and of course won two as a starter.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 03, 2016 04:12 PM (rwI+c)

266 These cheerleaders and their vapid expressions of hapiness, faugh! Where are the existential, angst ridden cheerleaders?

Goth cheerleaders?

Holy shit what an awesome idea.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 04:13 PM (qUNWi)

267 Cheerleaders should secretly suffer from poor self___.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 03, 2016 04:14 PM (rwI+c)

268 and require lots and lots of sex with fans to bolster the poor self-i*mage.

at least, that's the how it plays out in my head.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 03, 2016 04:15 PM (rwI+c)

269 Goth cheerleaders?

When Anchorage gets a franchise, we can expect death-metal cheerleaders

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 04:15 PM (lhyxH)

270 266 These cheerleaders and their vapid expressions of hapiness, faugh! Where are the existential, angst ridden cheerleaders?

Goth cheerleaders?

Holy shit what an awesome idea.
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2016 04:13 PM (qUNWi)

Go team. Win. Or don't. Whatever. Not like anything matters anyway.

Posted by: Goth cheerleaders at January 03, 2016 04:16 PM (kpqmD)

271 Goth cheerleaders mumble "Yay, go team. Whatever"

Then they bum a smoke and check their phones.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 04:16 PM (MQEz6)

272 Le sigh

Posted by: Henri at January 03, 2016 04:17 PM (rwI+c)

273 go team go
tear the heads from your enemies
drink vodka from their skulls
ride on their backs into Hel's domain

Posted by: death metal cheerleader at January 03, 2016 04:19 PM (lhyxH)

274 Big question for the late games. Will Charles Woodson finish his NFL career with -4 rushing yards?

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2016 04:20 PM (zt+N6)

275 ... actually I hear that's the Panthers' fight song this year

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 04:21 PM (lhyxH)

276 Oh, and the Broncs scored already. It's looking like Houston will, in fact, be facing the Chiefs.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 04:22 PM (lhyxH)

277 Look at the all the phonies in the stands and on the field. Bah!

Posted by: Holdenette Caulfield, NFL Cheerleader at January 03, 2016 04:22 PM (JO9+V)

278 Wow. Nice tackling by the Chargers.

Donks up 6 (waiting on extra point after td review), 30 seconds in.

Posted by: Jason Garrett, ginger imbecile, what needs to be fired... out of a cannon... into a volcano at January 03, 2016 04:22 PM (H9MG5)

279 Okay, now time for the main event
Go Chiefs!

Posted by: chemjeff - go chiefs at January 03, 2016 04:24 PM (uZNvH)

280 Woot quick TD from KC!

Posted by: chemjeff - go chiefs at January 03, 2016 04:25 PM (uZNvH)

281 Posted by: Jason Garrett, ginger imbecile, what needs to be fired... out of a cannon... into a volcano at January 03, 2016 04:22 PM (H9MG5)

My observation (mostly developed by watching the broncos while growing up) is that the team which scores in the first three minutes loses about 75% of the time.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 03, 2016 04:26 PM (GDulk)

282 Chef six.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 04:26 PM (MQEz6)

283 chemjeff, the Chiefs *also* need the Broncos to lose, I believe, to get to the 3rd seed and play the Steelers.

Otherwise, you're off to Houston to play against however is the Texans' QB that week.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 03, 2016 04:26 PM (lhyxH)

284
What the hell happened to the Pats today? Give Broncs opening for home field adv for playoffs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2016 04:30 PM (ODxAs)

285 Goth cheerleaders don't do "routines," they prefer extemporaneous expressions on the futility of this mortal chain of abasement. The fun is in the interpretation. Is it scorn or disgust she's registering? Yes! Where did all this disillusionment start? In a basement!

Posted by: derit at January 03, 2016 04:31 PM (jT+gh)

286 BTH yeah I am a Chargers fan this week

Posted by: chemjeff - go chiefs at January 03, 2016 04:31 PM (uZNvH)

287 Goth cheerleader: "I'm not wearing that."

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2016 04:35 PM (MQEz6)

288 russel starts his slide just outside the goal line

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 04:36 PM (8aOqE)

289
Sanders makes great catch and run then gets the ball taken away from him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2016 04:41 PM (ODxAs)

290 The facial hardware budget alone would exceed most cheer teams' current costume budget.

Posted by: Holdenette Caulfield, NFL Cheerleader at January 03, 2016 04:46 PM (JO9+V)

291
The problem with being a Bronco fan is you know everytime they are handed a chance on a silver platter they crap on it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2016 05:00 PM (ODxAs)

292 >>>The problem with being a Bronco fan is you know everytime they are handed a chance on a silver platter they crap on it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2016 05:00 PM (ODxAs)<<<

And never look a gift John Elway in mouth.

Posted by: the Patriots, losing in MIA, leaving the 1st place door open at January 03, 2016 05:06 PM (H9MG5)

293 The Patriots QB dude has the sanpaku of doom.

Posted by: bour3 at January 03, 2016 05:10 PM (5x3+2)

294 I'm not gonna be the one tellin' the guy to his face that he's full of you know what, just because he's not down with the dinosaurs. Believe what ever you want, big guy!

Posted by: goon at January 03, 2016 05:15 PM (gy5kE)

295 Wow, lots of messiness in this game

Posted by: chemjeff - go chiefs at January 03, 2016 05:27 PM (uZNvH)

296
4 turnovers by the Broncs already.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2016 05:28 PM (ODxAs)

297 cards out of whack

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 05:29 PM (8aOqE)

298 >>>4 turnovers by the Broncs already.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2016 05:28 PM (ODxAs)<<<

It's so frustrating just sitting here on the sidelines. I mean, I could do better than that...

I'd have us with at least 6 turnovers.

Posted by: Peyton Manning **shaking his massive melon** at January 03, 2016 05:32 PM (H9MG5)

299 seahawks are on it today

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2016 05:37 PM (8aOqE)

300 We're beating Arizona 30-6?!

Did George W. Bush sabotage the Cardinals like he did the WTC on 9/11?

Posted by: truther Pete Carroll at January 03, 2016 05:45 PM (H9MG5)

301 Peyton Manning in the game.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 03, 2016 06:24 PM (T3MGL)

302 First time ever the Royals and the Chiefs have been post season the same year.

Posted by: HH at January 03, 2016 06:42 PM (DrCtv)

303 Hey Mike Pettine didn't even make it to black Monday. He's already been fired.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2016 07:34 PM (z/Ubi)

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