Washington Free Beacon: The Year As MSNBC Saw It

Christ Kyle was "going on killing sprees" in Afghanistan, and "nothing says 'killing Muslims' like country music."

Plus Chris Matthews' continued explorations into punitive ethnography.

Also great: Their "Men of he Year" awards, particularly the entries for Mike Elk and Dylan Byers.

Posted by: Ace at 07:18 PM




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1 Blurble

Posted by: Jurassic Pork at December 30, 2015 07:17 PM (BO/km)

2 Firstus?

Posted by: Itchytriggerfinger at December 30, 2015 07:17 PM (7csuM)

3 It's all of us!

Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2015 07:17 PM (AfsKp)

4 Dangnabbit!

Posted by: Itchytriggerfinger at December 30, 2015 07:18 PM (7csuM)

5 I couldn't think of anything else.

Posted by: Jurassic Pork at December 30, 2015 07:18 PM (BO/km)

6 I couldn't more than a minute that skinny hard working black is absolutely NUTS.



Why don't conservative organizations organize a boycott of MSDNC's advertisers?



The left does this all the time

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2015 07:21 PM (jJRIy)

7 MSNBC ?
I just can't .
My brain hurts just watching it with the sound off.

Posted by: Itchytriggerfinger at December 30, 2015 07:21 PM (7csuM)

8 Same planet, different worlds.

It's like we're in a science fiction future where society is divided into rigid strata, except it's not economic, it's not by background or education, it's experiential and philosophical.

I've never seen the middle class so divided by worldview.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 30, 2015 07:22 PM (jR7Wy)

9 OK I watched enough of that to get a headache. This calls for beer.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2015 07:23 PM (BO/km)

10 Also great: Their "Men of he Year" awards, particularly the entries for Mike Elk and Dylan Byers

I think there's a reason why I purposely forgot who these dinks are.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2015 07:23 PM (9YDUz)

11 Paradigm doesn't even begin to explain this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 07:23 PM (ptqRm)

12 I hear MSNBC is coming out with a blockbuster New Year's Day about a guy named Manning using Steroids

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 07:24 PM (DUoqb)

13 OK first 10 or so spots are taken, so it's safe to comment.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 07:25 PM (e3bId)

14 Pshaw. There's no such thing as country music anymore.

Posted by: huerfano at December 30, 2015 07:25 PM (NSb9d)

15 Who's Paradigm? Is he in that new Star Wars movie?

Posted by: Chumps For Trump at December 30, 2015 07:25 PM (BO/km)

16 Our numbers keep going down! Why do they keep going down?!?! And why are people here being let go when we have truth to tell? What is the connection?

Must be the fault of damn right wingers, let's editorialize on that.

Posted by: MSNBC management at December 30, 2015 07:25 PM (Ojki1)

17 ISIS going to kill all of them.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 07:27 PM (MQEz6)

18 Its only MOSTLY dead...

Posted by: Miracle Max at December 30, 2015 07:28 PM (f7rv6)

19 Christ Kyle?

I might have to start going to church again with a Saviour figure like that.

Can we Kyle-ristians wear little scope reticles around our necks instead of crosses?

Posted by: torquewrench at December 30, 2015 07:28 PM (noWW6)

20 We just got off the phone with the cable company, boxes go back tomorrow!

Posted by: FCF at December 30, 2015 07:29 PM (kejii)

21 B.C. = B.C.

Bill = Bill


Clinton = Cosby

Except Clinton did not use drugs.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2015 07:29 PM (U6f54)

22 Thinking about ditching work for a late-year vacation? If youre a soldier or a cop, think again.

If youre both, think some more.

Police in Stamford, Connecticut, on Tuesday arrested Donald Chen on a larceny charge after the then-police officer allegedly took two weeks off in early December to attend Army Reserve training but went on a Hawaiian vacation instead.

Chen requested the time off in October, according to a news release from the Stamford Police Department, and received it with full pay, per department policy. Hed been gone about a week on Dec. 8 when the Army asked his employer for help finding him.

Police initiated a missing person investigation but were tipped that Chen was taking a vacation. He initially denied it, saying he was in Taiwan with a family medical emergency, but later admitted he was in Hawaii, according to the release.

The department suspended Chen without pay Dec. 11 for abusing the military leave policy. He resigned Dec. 14 after joining the force in April 2014.

Details on his military service werent immediately available.

What a fuckin idiot....He has in made in the shade. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 07:29 PM (DUoqb)

23 Here is my opinion of modern journalists.

They just voted Caitlyn Jenner "Woman of the Year".

I rest my case.

Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2015 07:29 PM (Xodlv)

24 The Clinton home in Chapaqua is 5200 sq ft. This was before we the taxpayers added a structure on the property to house their Secret Service detail.

http://www.mortgagecalculator.com/how-much-is-bill-clintons-home-worth/

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 30, 2015 07:29 PM (kXoT0)

25 17
ISIS going to kill all of them.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 07:27 PM (MQEz6)

Except the "Hard working" Black chick. They are going to keep her as slave and show her some "Hard" work every night.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2015 07:30 PM (jJRIy)

26 CHRIST Kyle was on killing sprees in Afghanistan!!!???!!!

Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at December 30, 2015 07:30 PM (H9MG5)

27 21 Are we sure of that? Have you SEEN Monica Lewinsky?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 07:30 PM (e3bId)

28 I jumped to the bottom of the page. Do I win a prize?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 07:30 PM (voOPb)

29 17
ISIS going to kill all of them.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 07:27 PM (MQEz6)

Why would they hurt their friends and allies?
Unless you're talking about the time after they're not needed anymore. Then of course they'll kill them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 30, 2015 07:30 PM (4ErVI)

30
It's like we're in a science fiction future where society is divided into rigid strata, except it's not economic, it's not by background or education, it's experiential and philosophical.

I've never seen the middle class so divided by worldview.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 30, 2015 07:22 PM (jR7Wy)


and don't forget, it's also by design

Posted by: I'm not Rappaport at December 30, 2015 07:31 PM (vA94g)

31 Just when we started talking fashion, we get a new thread!

These are usually pretty funny, though. MSNBC being downright crazy. I don't think I've heard boo about Muslims In a country song ever, unless it was a post 9/11 song.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 07:31 PM (vmMMi)

32 Also great: Their "Men of he Year" awards, particularly the entries for Mike Elk and Dylan Byers

I think there's a reason why I purposely forgot who these dinks are.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2015 07:23 PM (9YDUz)

I never knew who they were. I refuse to Google them. OTOH, I do know who Ronan Farrow is. {Sigh}

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 30, 2015 07:31 PM (kXoT0)

33 What a fuckin idiot....He has in made in the shade. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 07:29 PM (DUoqb)

He got a great deal on a suite overlloking the beach.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 07:31 PM (MQEz6)

34 I confess I do not understand most of the words / names / subjects in Ace's post. I'll just hang around until we go off topic.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 07:32 PM (dFi94)

35 MSNBC is all Trump all day all night.


Mika is hot.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2015 07:32 PM (qUNWi)

36
25 17
ISIS going to kill all of them.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 07:27 PM (MQEz6)

Except the "Hard working" Black chick. They are going to keep her as slave and show her some "Hard" work every night.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2015 07:30 PM (jJRIy)

Toure has some skills, yo.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 07:33 PM (MQEz6)

37 I hear MSNBC is coming out with a blockbuster New Year's Day about a guy named Manning using Steroids
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Head growth hormone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 07:33 PM (FkBIv)

38 msnbs has been a source of comedy gold for sometime. Comedy writers could not make up the hilariously stupid things they say.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 07:33 PM (ODxAs)

39 I might have to start going to church again with a Saviour figure like that.

Can we Kyle-ristians wear little scope reticles around our necks instead of crosses?

Posted by: torquewrench at December 30, 2015 07:28 PM (noWW6)



Note that you have to carry your sniper rifle daily, and have a baptism of live fire.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 30, 2015 07:33 PM (0NdlF)

40 Except Clinton did not use drugs.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2015 07:29 PM (U6f54)

No, he used ARMED members of law enforcement. He had a select cadre of Arkansas State Troopers as his sexual enforcers/pimps. Which is worse, because he used taxpayer money and resources to facilitate his sexual crimes.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 30, 2015 07:34 PM (kXoT0)

41 "Our numbers keep going down! Why do they keep going
down?!?! And why are people here being let go when we have truth to
tell? What is the connection? Must be the fault of damn right wingers, let's editorialize on that. Posted by: MSNBC management"

Speaking of numbers going down, the latest New Hamster poll results are in, and despite the enormous spending on airtime by the Jeb Bush campaign, El Gobernador slid down yet another point.

Columba Bush went absolutely ballistic when the news came in. One of the campaign staff snapped a phone photo of her vocally chewing out the consultants.

http://tinyurl.com/nobrdcx

Posted by: torquewrench at December 30, 2015 07:34 PM (noWW6)

42 And Jebedaih Bila is hot too.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2015 07:34 PM (qUNWi)

43 That Maddow guy wins the arm wrestling championship every year.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 07:35 PM (MQEz6)

44 I remember when MSNBC had a Laura Ingraham show. And a Tucker Carlson show. And a Michael Savage show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 07:35 PM (FkBIv)

45 http://tinyurl.com/ozejzmz

Superior, WI Mayor speaks his mind. PC police have attacked
No way this guy goes quietly into the sunset

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 07:36 PM (voOPb)

46 Quite funny
My favorite bit was the last bit

Melissa Harris-Perry definitely has a future in stand-up comedy

Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2015 07:36 PM (uZNvH)

47 The one thing is Muzzies are not going to stop, ever. They are just starting to ramp up so she shit they are doing is just going to get worse and worse so submit or fight back.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2015 07:36 PM (C1Suc)

48 Chris Kyle going on a killing spree? Holy fuck. Maybe if those jihadis hadn't been trying to kill him he would have stopped? Are those people deliberately that fucking stupid? I just don't have words.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 30, 2015 07:37 PM (9iR5/)

49 Head growth hormone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


Fiveheaderol

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2015 07:37 PM (9YDUz)

50 39 I might have to start going to church again with a Saviour figure like that.

Can we Kyle-ristians wear little scope reticles around our necks instead of crosses?

Posted by: torquewrench at December 30, 2015 07:28 PM (noWW6)


Note that you have to carry your sniper rifle daily, and have a baptism of live fire.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 30, 2015 07:33 PM (0NdlF)


And of course... in the Pantheon, would be Saint Colt, and his Prophet John Moses Browning...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 07:37 PM (f7rv6)

51
44 I remember when MSNBC had a Laura Ingraham show. And a Tucker Carlson show. And a Michael Savage show.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 07:35 PM (FkBIv)

NBC, GE, Democrats, 2007, taxes, ka-ching!

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 07:38 PM (MQEz6)

52 49 Marketed as Webberil

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 07:39 PM (e3bId)

53 51
44 I remember when MSNBC had a Laura Ingraham show. And a Tucker Carlson show. And a Michael Savage show.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 07:35 PM (FkBIv)

NBC, GE, Democrats, 2007, taxes, ka-ching!

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 07:38 PM (MQEz6)

They are Progressives.... they Progressed...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 07:39 PM (f7rv6)

54 Went back and read the "Men of the Year" write-ups.
High-lair-ee-us!
The "full disclosure" at the end are pretty good too.

Posted by: Itchytriggerfinger at December 30, 2015 07:40 PM (7csuM)

55 After Mitten's ORCA debacle, I realized that all the donations we've made are used to do nothing but feather the consultant class's nests. Win or lose, and lose they do a lot, they get rich. It's a racket, and we're the suckers.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 07:41 PM (dvuhZ)

56 Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 07:37 PM (f7rv6)

Prayer switch set to full auto and the Parable of the Center Primer.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 07:41 PM (MQEz6)

57 Is Mike Elk related to Anne Elk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAYDiPizDIs

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2015 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

58 Re: Caitlyn Jenner "Woman of the Year".

My son's intended is a Caitlyn and has to deal with Bruce's identity theft.

I hope she gets prostate cancer.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2015 07:43 PM (r1fLd)

59 >> Mika is hot.

Why, then, is she never mentioned in the same thread as Mary Ann and Ginger?

You need to get with the program, son.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 30, 2015 07:43 PM (nSW/N)

60 Mika is hot.

Why, then, is she never mentioned in the same thread as Mary Ann and Ginger?

You need to get with the program, son.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 30, 2015 07:43 PM (nSW/N)

because liberals smell like week old rotting fish with a personality to match

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 07:45 PM (DUoqb)

61 Someone should make Bruce Jenner Man of the Year just to make liberal heads explode ... and them reassemble to argue why it "totally the right thing to do..."

Posted by: Nope Nope at December 30, 2015 07:45 PM (wXb1x)

62 Mika was not on the Island.

And Ginger is the clear choice for any discerning male.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2015 07:46 PM (qUNWi)

63 Mika was on the island of misfit toys.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 07:46 PM (FkBIv)

64 Mika is hot.


Hot and stupid can be an unbeatable combination.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 07:47 PM (8ZskC)

65
NR: Marco Rubio Is the Solid Conservative Who Can Beat Hillary
by Deroy Murdock

http://tinyurl.com/opblnfe

As the son of a mailman, oops -- sorry -- "As the son of a bartender and hotel maid..." and so on.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 07:47 PM (kdS6q)

66 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 07:41 PM (dvuhZ)

This! I was skeptical of the consultants competence/ethics after the way Palin was treated in '08, but after finding out that ORCA was untested but touted as amazing and reliable I knew they had no interest in seeing an R win, just in getting that sweet donation cash.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 07:47 PM (GDulk)

67 *conk*
Ow!
*conk*
Ow!
*conk*
Ow!

Posted by: Gary Nathaniel Moore, Devout Asslifting Arsonist at December 30, 2015 07:48 PM (/f6Nd)

68 I shulda node that when the trolls stopped baiting there was a new one.

So. man of the year, eh? Instapundit points to Don Surber who points to Scott Adams, who has some funny and on point cartoons.

If you want the real news, ya gotta read the funnies.

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 07:48 PM (gKnC5)

69 >>>61 Someone should make Bruce Jenner Man of the Year just to make liberal heads explode ... and them reassemble to argue why it "totally the right thing to do..."
Posted by: Nope Nope at December 30, 2015 07:45 PM (wXb1x)

Next year when he flops back they will

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 07:48 PM (vmMMi)

70 Hot and stupid can be an unbeatable combination.
-----
Now, if she only had a flat head you'd have somewhere to rest your beer...

Posted by: Old Blue at December 30, 2015 07:49 PM (9iR5/)

71 I care not what awards and platitudes the MSM and their affiliates bestow on or about anything as they are all full of crap. Like MAD magazine on steroids.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 30, 2015 07:49 PM (ej1L0)

72 Hot and stupid can be an unbeatable combination.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
****

You just have to remember to water them twice a day and place them in sunlight for a bit.

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 30, 2015 07:49 PM (hVdx9)

73
65
NR: Marco Rubio Is the Solid Conservative Who Can Beat Hillary
by Deroy Murdock

http://tinyurl.com/opblnfe

As the son of a mailman, oops -- sorry -- "As the son of a bartender and hotel maid..." and so on.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 07:47 PM (kdS6q)

RINO Teen Beat

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 07:49 PM (MQEz6)

74 Now, if she only had a flat head you'd have somewhere to rest your beer...

Scarborough would hold my beer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 07:49 PM (8ZskC)

75 Ginger/Mary Ann
Jennifer/Bailey
Any others that I don't remember?

Posted by: Itchytriggerfinger at December 30, 2015 07:50 PM (7csuM)

76 Except Clinton did not use drugs.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2015 07:29 PM (U6f54)

cite your source

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 30, 2015 07:50 PM (AkOaV)

77 Jeanie/Samantha. OK they weren't on the same show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 07:51 PM (FkBIv)

78 >> because liberals smell like week old rotting fish with a personality to match.

Tell me about it.

But enough about me.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 30, 2015 07:51 PM (nSW/N)

79 Veronica / Betty

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2015 07:51 PM (r1fLd)

80 Some of the ORCA consultants should have gone to jail, IMO. It was outright criminal fraud. A racket to pocket campaign cash. And much of what the consultant class does is nothing more than that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 07:53 PM (dvuhZ)

81 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 07:29 PM (DUoqb)

heh

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 30, 2015 07:53 PM (AkOaV)

82 Mika is hot.

Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2015 07:32 PM (qUNWi)


She has nice tits. Usually that's enough ... but not in this case. She has her father's face, which ought to kill any boner in 3 second's time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2015 07:54 PM (zc3Db)

83 >>> Mika is hot
-----
Hot? Meh. Hittable? Yup

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 07:54 PM (voOPb)

84 80 Some of the ORCA consultants should have gone to jail, IMO. It was outright criminal fraud. A racket to pocket campaign cash. And much of what the consultant class does is nothing more than that.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 07:53 PM (dvuhZ)

seriously. Little old ladies were donating $20 at a time to mitt romney, whose campaign pissed the money away on a non-working tech GOTV system.

Has anyone looked in to if it was non-working on purpose or not?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 30, 2015 07:54 PM (AkOaV)

85 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 07:36 PM (voOPb)

I find it depressing that Superior, WI has a Muslim community. There's no getting away from them and their SJW buddies anywhere.

I guess the fact that the Muslims have a monthly potluck dinner is a good sign though - at least one Lutheran custom has apparently rubbed off on them.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 30, 2015 07:55 PM (P8951)

86 Never not funny: Mika learns about Furries:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp76cHN2FDU

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 30, 2015 07:55 PM (jR7Wy)

87 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 07:29 PM (DUoqb)

heh
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 30, 2015 07:53 PM (AkOaV)

If your going to heh me, at least copy and past the comment

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 07:55 PM (DUoqb)

88 Hot? Meh. Hittable? Yup

Roll it over'n
Grease it down

Posted by: Chumps For Trump at December 30, 2015 07:56 PM (BO/km)

89 " Except Clinton did not use drugs. "

By at least one account, a fist or open hand to the face though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 07:57 PM (ptqRm)

90 56 Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 07:37 PM (f7rv6)

Prayer switch set to full auto and the Parable of the Center Primer.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 07:41 PM (MQEz6)


Thinking on it.... we are about due for a Western Militant Religion...

Norse had one... Rome had a couple (Mithraism)... Christianity had its militant phase...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 07:57 PM (f7rv6)

91
85 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 07:36 PM (voOPb)

I find it depressing that Superior, WI has a Muslim community. There's no getting away from them and their SJW buddies anywhere.

I guess the fact that the Muslims have a monthly potluck dinner is a good sign though - at least one Lutheran custom has apparently rubbed off on them.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 30, 2015 07:55 PM (P8951)

Jello salad with nails in it?

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 07:58 PM (MQEz6)

92 Does Mika have any, uh, "bass"? I haven't seen it, but I always figured from the look of her that it would be flat. Noassitol.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 07:58 PM (dvuhZ)

93 I think all these women are being lure by ISIS for the sole purpose of being sex slaves. They shd stop all travel of women/girls without Syrian passports from crossing the borders.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 07:58 PM (iQIUe)

94 Actually, nothing says "Killing Muslims" quite like the five a day call to prayer from the sheep-raper, atop the mineret.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2015 07:59 PM (zEH23)

95 Hot? Meh. Hittable? Yup
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 07:54 PM (voOPb)

True. I feel like smacking her every time I see her.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 30, 2015 07:59 PM (P8951)

96 @85 Donna I have my doubts that the Lutheran pot luck diners have rubbed off on the Muzzies

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 08:00 PM (voOPb)

97 Mika would be fine as long as I was wearing someone else's glasses.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 08:00 PM (MQEz6)

98 Rebar Donna or just a fist?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 08:00 PM (voOPb)

99 Betty and Wilma.

Posted by: Butch at December 30, 2015 08:01 PM (hXu8T)

100 Alice or Trixie?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 08:02 PM (dvuhZ)

101
99 Betty and Wilma.
Posted by: Butch at December 30, 2015 08:01 PM (hXu8T)

Rule 34

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 08:02 PM (MQEz6)

102 Lucy and Ethel.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2015 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

103 I find it depressing that Superior, WI

Somali's that couldn't make it back up the hill to Duluth.

Posted by: DaveA at December 30, 2015 08:02 PM (DL2i+)

104 Hot? Meh. Hittable? Yup

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 07:54 PM (voOPb)


Sure (years ago) ... but definitely a double-bagger, lest you get a glimpse of Zbigniew spazzing around.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2015 08:03 PM (zc3Db)

105 Jane and Judy Jetson.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 08:03 PM (FkBIv)

106 I actually managed to watch half of the MSNBC takes. Man that is a pile of stupid.

Do I win some type of award for courage? Or at least a cookie?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2015 08:03 PM (NeFrd)

107 Hot Lips and Klinger

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 08:03 PM (dvuhZ)

108 She has her father's face, which ought to kill any boner in 3 second's time

Angelina Jolie has her father's face, and I'd hit that (no homo)

Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2015 08:03 PM (ZxYuM)

109 Lucy and Ethel.

U got some splaining to do.

Posted by: DaveA at December 30, 2015 08:03 PM (DL2i+)

110 "Jeanie/Samantha. OK they weren't on the same show. "


That's a toughy. Eden in that outfit, running around calling me "Master" and granting any wish I could possible have. Or Montgomery smokin' hot and smart with some magic too. Man.

*flips coin*

All right, Samantha it is.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 08:04 PM (6avA0)

111 I watched the movie Election again. It's different from how I remembered it. I thought she had an affair with two of her teachers. Guess not.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 08:04 PM (iQIUe)

112 Forgot: Tracy Flick gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 08:04 PM (iQIUe)

113
55 After Mitten's ORCA debacle, I realized that all the donations we've made are used to do nothing but feather the consultant class's nests. Win or lose, and lose they do a lot, they get rich. It's a racket, and we're the suckers.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 07:41 PM (dvuhZ)

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In an act of desperation, I sent a substantial donation to the 2012 Romney campaign, only to eventually realize that the consultants had largely pocketed the cash through self-dealing; and that they viewed their task as running their candidate for office rather than winning. Run, lose, pocket the money, move on, who cares.

About ten days after I donated, I got a letter from the IRS.

Posted by: Gary Nathaniel Moore, Devout Asslifting Arsonist at December 30, 2015 08:05 PM (/f6Nd)

114 Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, or Sophia?

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 30, 2015 08:05 PM (H9MG5)

115 >>> Angelina Jolie has her father's face

He dew have purty mowth.

Posted by: hillbilly at December 30, 2015 08:05 PM (AfsKp)

116 [ii]Angelina Jolie has her father's face, and I'd hit that (no homo)

Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2015 08:03 PM (ZxYuM)

Can't say I ever saw that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2015 08:05 PM (zc3Db)

117 111
I like that movie. Hate Tracy flick.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 30, 2015 08:06 PM (egOGm)

118 Laverne or Shirley?

Posted by: Chumps For Trump at December 30, 2015 08:06 PM (BO/km)

119 *flips coin*

All right, Samantha it is.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 08:04 PM (6avA0)


Over Barbara Eden? We live in different universes

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2015 08:06 PM (zc3Db)

120 105 Jane and Judy Jetson.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 08:03 PM (FkBIv)


*throws flag*

That's mother and daughter. I don't think that's quite in keeping with the spirit of this discussion.


Like Maureen or Judy Robinson. That's not even close, is it?

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2015 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

121
Speaking of numbers going down, the latest New Hamster poll results are in, and despite the enormous spending on airtime by the Jeb Bush campaign, El Gobernador slid down yet another point.


the consultant class and the media are receiving a lesson-

the conservative base has a limit and once it is reached no amount of money will save you.

for all their talk this is now a 3 way race, Trump, Cruz and Rubio everyone else is either playing an angle or too stupid to realize they are throwing money away.

Posted by: I'm not Rappaport at December 30, 2015 08:06 PM (vA94g)

122 intended is a Caitlyn and has to deal with Bruce's identity theft.

First dance will be to the Kinks' "Lola"

Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2015 08:07 PM (ZxYuM)

123 Veronica and Betty is easy, Betty, but Jeanie and Sansntha is tough, I'd go with Jeanie though because every witch and warlock Samantha knows seems to be batshit crazy, and who wants to put up with that nonsense.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 30, 2015 08:07 PM (yrUKa)

124 Jeannie and Samantha? No contest. Jeannie.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 08:08 PM (e3bId)

125 Dennis or Joey?

Posted by: Uncle Harry at December 30, 2015 08:08 PM (BO/km)

126 Also great: Their "Men of he Year" awards,

So 2015 was actually the Year of He and we just weren't told?

*someonehadtodoit

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2015 08:08 PM (9YDUz)

127 Mr. Ed or Wilbur's wife?

We know Wilbur preferred Ed.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 30, 2015 08:08 PM (P8951)

128 Ellie Mae and........

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 08:08 PM (e3bId)

129 Pris or Eva?

PEDO!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2015 08:09 PM (zEH23)

130 France's the talking mule or Mr. Ed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 08:09 PM (voOPb)

131 Elizabeth Montgomery was absolutely smokin'. I've read that she had three Hollywood moguls absolutely wrapped around her little finger back in the day.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 08:09 PM (dvuhZ)

132 Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, or Sophia?
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 30, 2015 08:05 PM (H9MG5)

Sophia...a woman her age ain't wasting any time with BS.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 30, 2015 08:09 PM (ej1L0)

133 107 Hot Lips and Klinger


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 08:03 PM (dvuhZ)


Lt. Dish....

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 08:09 PM (f7rv6)

134 I saw a Jeb commercial this morning on Fox and Friends that aired in NY. It almost played like a Trump ad.

One of Jeb's earlier ads pictured rival candidates sitting in the Big Chair in the oval office.

And he wonders why he's losing.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2015 08:10 PM (r1fLd)

135 131 Elizabeth Montgomery was absolutely smokin'. I've read that she had three Hollywood moguls absolutely wrapped around her little finger back in the day.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 08:09 PM (dvuhZ)


That Twilight Zone episode where she was a brunette with a skirt, stompy boots, and a rifle. Rawr.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2015 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

136 Penny or Judy Robinson?

Posted by: The Robot at December 30, 2015 08:11 PM (HgMAr)

137 I'll tell you one thing, though. The average surface area of the ears on those MSNBC guests has to be roughly the equivalent of the HMS Pinafore in full sail.

You can feel the wind coming off your computer screen every time one of them shakes their head.

If you lined those ears with solar panels you could power the entire eastern seaboard.

Did I mention that they have some big-ass ears?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2015 08:11 PM (NeFrd)

138 >>>women are being lure by ISIS for the sole purpose of being sex slaves. They shd stop all travel of women/girls without Syrian passports from crossing the borders.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 07:58 PM (iQIUe)

For some reason I am thinking about the children's crusade now...

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 08:12 PM (vmMMi)

139 Edith or MAUDE???

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 30, 2015 08:12 PM (P8951)

140 @134

Not that the immigrant love thing had anything to do with his failure

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 08:12 PM (voOPb)

141 101
99 Betty and Wilma.
Posted by: Butch at December 30, 2015 08:01 PM (hXu8T)

Rule 34
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 08:02 PM (MQEz6)

That's been covered rather prodigiously on the internet...er, well, so I heard. From a friend. Who totally exists. He lives in Canada, so...

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 08:12 PM (kpqmD)

142 'Did I mention that they have some big-ass ears?'

Eerie.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2015 08:13 PM (BO/km)

143 How long before Americans are forced to pay for MSNBC like the Limeys all suck up for the BBC?

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2015 08:13 PM (BngQR)

144 Supergirl or Wonder Woman?

"Six in one, half a dozen in the other . . . "

Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2015 08:13 PM (zEH23)

145 If I hear "You're not going to insult your way to the presidency, Donald" one more time, I'm going to have a stroke.

That's all the money donated to Jeborah being pissed away into the consultant's pockets.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 08:13 PM (dvuhZ)

146 Maude, you know she was a freak in the sheets.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 30, 2015 08:14 PM (yrUKa)

147
I actually managed to watch half of the MSNBC takes. Man that is a pile of stupid.

Do I win some type of award for courage? Or at least a cookie?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
..................

No, just an IOU for two minutes of your life.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2015 08:14 PM (HgMAr)

148 Supergirl or Wonder Woman?


Wonder Woman. It would probably kill me but so what.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2015 08:15 PM (BO/km)

149 "because every witch and warlock Samantha knows seems to be batshit crazy"


Didn't Jeannie have poppers-in too? Seems like there was a an "evil twin" Jeannie that would fcuk with Major Nelson or something.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 08:15 PM (GkJjt)

150 Well Jeb insulting your way to the presidency may not happen. But an open borders, common core big government type of guy like you isn't going to win the GOP nomination

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 08:16 PM (voOPb)

151 Sally Kellerman or Loretta Swit?

Answer: I'll take one of each.


Fun fact: In the book, Hot Lips was 40.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2015 08:16 PM (sdi6R)

152 Carla or Diane?

(And no, you would not be allowed to gag Shelley Long's character - you'd have to listen to her.)

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 30, 2015 08:16 PM (P8951)

153 152 Carla or Diane


My left hand

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 08:17 PM (voOPb)

154 Maj. Tony had to be gay --- well, at the end, he did marry her, but it was funny how he just walked around oblivious with all that hotness at his beck and call, and calling him "master" and that. I think somebody did a sketch about that one time. Jeannie finds out Tony is 3-dollar bill to her fury.

And Mrs. Bellows. I thought she was hot, myself.

And there's a Barbara Eden as Jeannie miniskirt appreciation page out there as well. Good stuff.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 08:17 PM (dvuhZ)

155 Sally Kellerman or Loretta Swit?

In their prime? Kellerman.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 08:18 PM (kpqmD)

156 >>> Jeannie and Samantha? No contest. Jeannie.<<<

This is the kind of false choice that has ruined empires. I'd go blind and catatonic on Viagra before I kicked either one out of the palatial mansion.

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2015 08:18 PM (BngQR)

157 For fun, somebody is going to need to dig up soundbytes from Matthews show circa 1998-1999. If I recall, he was all over Clinton scandal on a nightly basis. It will be fun to have 1998 Chris Matthews debate 2016 Chris Matthews. 1998 Matthews will be pissed at how cavalier 2016 Matthews is.

Posted by: Dave S. at December 30, 2015 08:18 PM (mhkbv)

158 "Supergirl or Wonder Woman?


Wonder Woman."


*fist bumps*

Oh yeah. Wonder Woman.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 08:19 PM (M2Kpr)

159 Speaking of energetic, I think perhaps ¡Jeb! and Pokey the Wonder Snail may be the same person.


Think about it. Has anyone ever seen both of them in the same room?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2015 08:19 PM (NeFrd)

160 And Mrs. Bellows. I thought she was hot, myself.

Oh yes. In a Mrs. Robinson kinda way.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 30, 2015 08:20 PM (ej1L0)

161 Except the "Hard working" Black chick. They are going to keep her as slave and show her some "Hard" work every night.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2015 07:30 PM (jJRIy)


No thanks, we prefer the goat.

Posted by: Achmed at December 30, 2015 08:20 PM (Z7G74)

162 Betty White; she bragged about how the vee was stronger than the pee because the vee got hammered and the pee went limp while the vee wanted more.

With a rebel yell..

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 08:20 PM (gKnC5)

163 Not saying Samantha isn't hittable - I'd just get sucked into that bottle first if I had a choice.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 08:20 PM (e3bId)

164 And Mrs. Bellows. I thought she was hot, myself.

Oh yes. In a Mrs. Robinson kinda way.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy


Mrs. Robinson from The Graduate or Lost in Space?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 08:21 PM (FkBIv)

165 Jeannie or Samantha

I believe I will have a slice of each

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 08:21 PM (voOPb)

166 Lisa Douglas or Ralph Monroe?

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2015 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

167 Doris Ziffel

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 08:22 PM (FkBIv)

168 Pepe LePew or Speedy Gonzalez?

Pepe - a smelly Frenchie chasing pussy - gets my vote, cause at least Pepe stayed in Paris. You know Speedy made it across the border with 700 family members.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 30, 2015 08:22 PM (P8951)

169 Bummer. I just looked up Mrs. Bellows. She was Emmaline Henry, died in 1979 of brain cancer at the age of just 50. Damn.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 08:23 PM (dvuhZ)

170 Hey Donna all of Speedys relatives are doing jobs that Tom & Jerry wouldn't do

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 08:23 PM (voOPb)

171 Only Betty White is alive from the Golden Girls. Estelle Getty died from Lewy bodies - the same disease Robin Williams had and which caused him to take his own life.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 08:24 PM (iQIUe)

172 168 Pepe LePew or Speedy Gonzalez?

Pepe - a smelly Frenchie chasing pussy - gets my vote, cause at least Pepe stayed in Paris. You know Speedy made it across the border with 700 family members.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 30, 2015 08:22 PM (P8951)
***
And that cousin of his, Slow-Poke Rodriguez. Little dude packed a gat, and wasn't afraid to bust a cap in a gringo gato, vato.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2015 08:24 PM (/33sy)

173 Mrs. Robinson from The Graduate or Lost in Space?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 08:21 PM (FkBIv)

Both!....hopefully at the same time.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 30, 2015 08:24 PM (ej1L0)

174 nood, schlongs

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 30, 2015 08:24 PM (AkOaV)

175 PePe will stay with you. Speedy, well it's over in a flash.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2015 08:25 PM (BO/km)

176 Leelee Sobieski or Milla Jovovich?

Both played Joan of Arc. I sure as hell wouldn't turn either of them down in the exceedingly unlikely event they tried to seduce me, but Leelee was the better Joan.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2015 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

177 If I recall, he was all over Clinton scandal on a nightly basis. It will be fun to have 1998 Chris Matthews debate 2016 Chris Matthews. 1998 Matthews will be pissed at how cavalier 2016 Matthews is.
Posted by: Dave S. at December 30, 2015 08:18 PM (mhkbv)

Thanks for reminding me of that - yes, that was back before Matthews became a completely shameless hack.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 30, 2015 08:27 PM (P8951)

178 "Emmaline Henry"


I had forgotten about her. She was very nice. A little MILFy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 08:27 PM (Wohnw)

179 Didn't Jeannie have poppers-in too? Seems like there was a an "evil twin" Jeannie that would fcuk with Major Nelson or something.

That's right, I forgot about that, I think there was an evil male genie that was always causing problems too.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 30, 2015 08:27 PM (yrUKa)

180 131 Elizabeth Montgomery was absolutely smokin'. I've read that she had three Hollywood moguls absolutely wrapped around her little finger back in the day.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2015 08:09 PM (dvuhZ)


I know when she was on tv I had four fingers wrapped around me.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at December 30, 2015 08:29 PM (Z7G74)

181 Lisa Douglas or Ralph Monroe?
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2015 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

Ralph did have some nice hooters but they were hidden under the overalls. Plus she looked like she would appreciate some attention.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 30, 2015 08:29 PM (ej1L0)

182 "Gentle" (ha) Ben or Flipper?

Which one was more rapey?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 30, 2015 08:29 PM (P8951)

183 Farrah Fawcet or Jaclyn Smith?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2015 08:48 PM (kTF2Z)

184 "that was back before Matthews became a completely shameless hack."

What we do for the money, honey.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2015 10:35 PM (rs5De)

185 75 Rose/Amy/Clara

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 30, 2015 11:25 PM (Kucy5)

186 Was that Ronan Farrow?

Jeez, remember his fantastic crash and burn?

Posted by: Hamilton at December 31, 2015 01:41 AM (4djZu)

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