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Open Thread
Samuel John Lamorna Birch, "Lingering Snows" (1906)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:11 AM (rIQuo)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:11 AM (rIQuo)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 09:12 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:12 AM (rIQuo)
Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 09:12 AM (DrCtv)
Posted by: The County Jerk Store at December 30, 2015 09:12 AM (AxTzt)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:13 AM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:13 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 09:13 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:13 AM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 30, 2015
Thats the problem with you southerners. You get all worried when you see a little white on the landscape
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:14 AM (voOPb)
Better if there is smoke? On the water?
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 09:14 AM (UnbLD)
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:14 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 09:15 AM (X6fMO)
Note how the sniper has carefully trod only upon the grass and not left any snow footprints.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:15 AM (1xUj/)
¡John Ellis Bush!, "Fingering His Nose" (2015)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2015 09:15 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:16 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December
What's wrong sweetie? The petri dishes, errr I mean the grandkids give you something?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:16 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:14 AM (voOPb)
Not me
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 09:17 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 09:17 AM (AC18V)
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 09:17 AM (UnbLD)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:17 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2015 09:18 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:16 AM (voOPb)
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Flu. Coughing, fever, aches, snot. The whole shebang. Although today is better. I got out of bed. Thanks for asking. And yes, I blame the urchins.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:18 AM (dFi94)
You mean it *wasn't* a "false flag" incident? That's the first time in about forever (certainly in years).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 09:19 AM (GDulk)
He was good enough at making drawings, but Bill Buckley was right to kick all them Birches out of the movement.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:19 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at December 30, 2015 09:19 AM (Xi54f)
Not me
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party a
It doesn't look cold Vic. Looks like late march when us upper Midwestern people see light at the end of the winter tunnel
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:19 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:20 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bigby's Hook Em Horns at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (NeFrd)
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It's been so nice so far. I take comfort in the fact that, at most, we only have three months of crap to go.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 09:17 AM (AC18V
Last year at this time we were driving on our favorite lake to ice fish. This past 2 weekend 2 guys walking on it broke thru and drowned. They sell walleye fillets pretty reasonably in the grocery stores.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:22 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Snow Police at December 30, 2015 09:22 AM (AC18V)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 09:22 AM (GDulk)
That reminds me of the first time I went to boston on spring break in March I guess and was amazed to find piles of unmelted snow all over the place!
Looked crazy to my southern eyes...
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (NeFrd)
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I'm following the hot buttered rum prescription.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (dFi94)
It's been so nice so far. I take comfort in the fact that, at most, we only have three months of crap to go.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (dFi94
Heard the southern part of the state was smacked, smacked hard. We got about 4" up here in the Chp Falls area.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (voOPb)
Gary Nathanial Moore set fire to the strip mall mosque in Houston. Be prepared for the press to blow this up
Well, then, this seems like the perfect place to put this bit of depression: how to disarm the USA without breaking a sweat.
Just scroll down until you get to the bit titled On Assault Rifles
http://goo.gl/gBVStA
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (X6fMO)
http://tinyurl.com/qdbmz74
Assholes just can't help themselves from destroying the environment.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad ha'at) at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 09:25 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2015 09:25 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (voOPb)
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Yeah, two days ago it got pretty dicey. First storm of the season.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:25 AM (dFi94)
Could you imagine if a report came out that Bush was spying on congress??
Deaths would ensue as the Donks rushed to get in front of MSM microphones.
The GOP truly put the "Con" in Conservative.
Whatever conservative means anymore, practically nothing.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 30, 2015 09:25 AM (WVvzl)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:26 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 09:26 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 09:27 AM (AC18V)
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (dFi94)
Smart!
I can't believe people walk on iced over lakes or drive over them. Seems crazy.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:28 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Al Gore at December 30, 2015 09:29 AM (MT22W)
Are folks who don't get their own considered pikers?
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 30, 2015 09:29 AM (sOhww)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 30, 2015 09:30 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 30, 2015 09:31 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:28 AM (lIU4
The winter of 2013-2014 the ice was 34" thick where we fish.
Recommended ice thickness for driving is 12"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:31 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 09:32 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:28 AM (lIU4e)
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You'll see big ol' pickup trucks out on the ice here in the dead of winter. Not yet though as we've had a mild one so far. Lots of shanties for ice fishermen too, or as I like to call them, drinkers.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:32 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:32 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2015 09:33 AM (Xodlv)
If the ice isn't safe you can find yourself in a real pickerel.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:34 AM (1xUj/)
Recommended ice thickness for driving is 12"
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Son-in-law's auger couldn't reach thru the ice layer.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:34 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 09:35 AM (iQIUe)
If the ice isn't safe you can find yourself in a real pickerel.
Quit'cher carping!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:35 AM (rIQuo)
A man would have to be crazy.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2015 09:37 AM (NeFrd)
Son-in-law's auger couldn't reach thru the ice layer.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:34 AM (dFi94
Yes, we had to an extension to our augers that winter. I'm not a drinker, so I don't know what you would call me. Maybe late for dinner, I could stand to miss about 300 of them
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:37 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:32 AM
Where are y'all seeing/hearing any of this?
Been looking around, and have found nothing....
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 30, 2015 09:37 AM (z/vax)
Also Trump jumped on the endorsement quickly. He tweeted that he better hope his endorsement works better than his Benghazi investigation. Burn.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 09:37 AM (AC18V)
A man would have to be crazy.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2015 09:37 AM (NeFrd
Did you leave better half behind? If so, you aren't crazy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (UzPAd)
Quit'cher carping!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:35 AM (rIQuo)
I'm floundering for a response.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (kff5f)
Recommended ice thickness for driving is 12"
Son-in-law's auger couldn't reach thru the ice layer.
Went with some buddies and ice fished Green Bay that year. We were out with guides and they had extensions on their augers and were still going in to the motor.
Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2015 09:39 AM (8ikIW)
i was disappointed by that endorsement as well
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 30, 2015 09:39 AM (0O7c5)
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I found one on facebook who is black and works fro houston schools as military instructor...
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 30, 2015 09:40 AM (kXzR8)
Recommended ice thickness for driving is 12"
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I have no concept for this. And -9. I don't think I've ever been in weather colder than the teens. (*unless that was Celsius posted above...)
I was amazed last year to see some ice forming around the edges of my lake last year!
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:40 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 09:41 AM (LUgeY)
_________________
They should never have been built here in the first place.
Muslims have pledged their allegiance to an ideology that advocates the establishment of a worldwide caliphate. That, in and of itself, is subversive to the U.S. Constitution.
And yet our own government continues to invite millions of Muslims to immigrate here, and live here at our expense.
It's insane.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 30, 2015 09:41 AM (a31sM)
/looks at interminable rain outside
Trade ya.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (9krrF)
Not necessarily totally safe for work. Just an FYI.
Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (MT22W)
Now that very same global climate warming change caused the El Nino currents and it's been snowing like crazy in the Sierras. Over 150 eenches so far.
Thank goodness Preznint Barky went to Paris and got it squared away. Now we won't have a drought until the next time we have one.
Posted by: Hank at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (AqfcR)
Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:43 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:43 AM (zOTsN)
Not necessarily totally safe for work. Just an FYI.
Posted by: physics geek
Tap tap tap. Is this thing on?
*moves the rabbit ear antenna*
I'm not getting a picture.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:43 AM (1xUj/)
I go once a year with the guys, In a heated shack, taken out to the shack by guides. Pretty much a good goofing off weekend in February when you're pretty damn tired of winter. Plus the town we go to has a winter festival going on with some goofy crap going on.
Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2015 09:44 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 30, 2015 09:44 AM (brIR5)
Southern ... Check.
Male ... Check.
Black ... Damn. Better luck next time.
Posted by: Irony at December 30, 2015 09:45 AM (E7zwb)
______________________
Assumes facts not in evidence.
And if you think Barry has mad writing skillz, take a look at one of the only known samples of his own writing -- a letter to the Harvard school paper, trying to defend the law school's AA policies. It's a hoot.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 30, 2015 09:45 AM (a31sM)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:43 AM (1xUj/)
The comment thing was giving me the finger this morning. Pixie mush have given the hamsters time off for the holidays. In any event, check subsequent comments.
Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:45 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:45 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: scorecard at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (rnH8X)
It hasn't worked in years. Sorta like your average GOPe moral compass.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 09:47 AM (9krrF)
Pretty neat.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 09:47 AM (hLRSq)
I'm sure the folks hereabouts dealing with flooding are relieved by that fact.
Couldn't even if you wanted to.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 09:48 AM (9krrF)
Yes. Thank you.
The ginger in the first link at #85 is the threadwinner, imho.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:48 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: bourbonchicken at December 30, 2015 09:49 AM (Y25kh)
We had some flooding yesterday in Arkansas. Crazy pictures! Even only 15 miles away, the freeway was covered in places.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:49 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 09:17 AM (UnbLD)
This Hypothermia person you're talking about? No worries. If he was Russian, I killed him.
Posted by: Zombie Simo Hayha at December 30, 2015 09:50 AM (cCEFD)
I do not understand these words in that order.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 09:41 AM (LUg
Thats ok. I understand.
Actually because of my schedule at work and home i spend more time ice fishing than I do in open water. If you have the proper equipment its enjoyable.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:50 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Hank at December 30, 2015 09:50 AM (AqfcR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2015 09:51 AM (493sH)
From my Michigan in-laws I understand "proper equipment" mostly means "enough beer."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 30, 2015 09:51 AM (kff5f)
Southern ... Check.
Male ... Check.
Black ... Damn. Better luck next time.
Posted by: Irony at December 30, 2015 09:45 AM (E7zwb
Samuel Jackson (Racist actor) Hardest Hit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:51 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: bourbonchicken at December 30, 2015 09:51 AM (Y25kh)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at December 30, 2015 09:52 AM (yvwr7)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2015 09:52 AM (q2o38)
I do not understand these words in that order.
Proper amount in your tea glass while fishing.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:52 AM (rIQuo)
2 Gowdy being paid by GOPe?
3 Major Gowdy money source pro amnesty?
4 Major Gowdy money source pro Hillery?
5 Gowdy dislikes Cruz?
6 Gowdy sees Rubio as his only upside? (costless long shot bet.)
7 Gowdy likes hansom latino boys? :-)
Posted by: scorecard at December 30, 2015 09:53 AM (jN+3o)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:53 AM (oVJmc)
And a well-provisioned shack. Usually including a generator, space heater, comfy chairs, and media device(s) of choice.
Honestly, it's my understanding not a lot of fishing goes on while ice fishing.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 09:54 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:48 AM (1xUj/)
Yes, she is quite fetching.
Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:54 AM (MT22W)
* brushes off dust from last thread *
* dives headlong into this one *
Posted by: mindful webworker - bellyflop at December 30, 2015 09:55 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:55 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mindful webworker - lingeringly at December 30, 2015 09:56 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)
Honestly, it's my understanding not a lot of fishing goes on while ice fishing.
Movie: Grumpy Old Men. 1 & 2.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:57 AM (rIQuo)
Honestly, it's my understanding not a lot of fishing goes on while ice fishing.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 09:54 AM (9krrF)
Sounds like when my dad and uncle used to go 'duck hunting'. (although they weren't in a shack on ice, because Arkansas. also crazy).
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:57 AM (lIU4e)
===
Want: CW II
Settle for: Re-examination of Founding Principles
Get: Police State
Posted by: Bigby's Hook Em Horns at December 30, 2015 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)
Is calling for American Civil War II a banable offense?
If wishing for it were a bannable offense, Ace would have kicked my ass out years ago.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 09:59 AM (X6fMO)
"The suspect was arrested Wednesday morning, a spokeswoman for the Bureau
of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives confirmed to NBC News."
WTF? Why BATFE? Why Feds at all?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:59 AM (oVJmc)
2 Gowdy being paid by GOPe?
3 Major Gowdy money source pro amnesty?
4 Major Gowdy money source pro Hillery?
5 Gowdy dislikes Cruz?
6 Gowdy sees Rubio as his only upside? (costless long shot bet.)
7 Gowdy likes hansom latino boys? :-)
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None of that. Gowdy's recessive Hillbilly gene for Deliverance-level retardation became full-on dominant..
By the way, how are his Congressional "investigations" going?
Nothing? Hmm.
As Gomer Pyle would say, "Surprise, surprise, surprise!"
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 10:00 AM (KCQo0)
I can't believe people walk on iced over lakes or drive over them. Seems crazy.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:28 AM (lIU4e)
Hell, when I was stationed in Alaska, the Army used to land helicopters on frozen lakes.....and park deuce-and-a-half trucks on them. Damnedest thing.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 10:00 AM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 10:00 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 10:01 AM (EpMTZ)
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I searched "gary moore houston" on FB and got 6-7 hits. The school system guy was the first one. I still haven't seen anything else from the Houston press, but they have the Couch kid coming back today from Mexico...
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 30, 2015 10:01 AM (kXzR8)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 10:01 AM (9krrF)
That actually may be the goal of those two clowns.
Speaking of inneffective, how's Boehners lawsuit against the SCOAMF going?
Posted by: Kreplach at December 30, 2015 10:01 AM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Womyn's Studies Magor at December 30, 2015 10:01 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:59 AM (oVJmc)
Is it about a "church burning" (place of worship)? Then you may get the Feds involved because civil rights, domestic terrorism, etc.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (hLRSq)
I think I'd switch the "Want" and "Settle" but suspect you are right about what we'll get.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (iQIUe)
I was kind of surprised this couple has been sentenced to prison; maybe they should have raped a hundred underaged girls instead.
https://t.co/krlrIgOMsu
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (AC18V)
If wishing for it were a bannable offense, Ace would have kicked my ass out years ago.
Actually wanting a tragedy of such scale is grounds for having your head examined.
Accepting it may be unavoidable is another matter.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (9krrF)
Very good question.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (r65B3)
Sitting in a warm, dry shed staring at a hole in the ice and hoping a fish gets hooked doesn't sound so bad in comparison.
Posted by: Hank at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (AqfcR)
Look.
It's raining again.
Yay.
I saw daffodils yesterday, in Duisburg. People bragging about their snow is getting real old.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (vn2q2)
Wait ... girls MP4 considers hawt who aren't in black and white stills from nearly 100 years ago? Who are you and what have you done with the real MP4?
Posted by: mindful webworker - jus' kiddin' o' course at December 30, 2015 10:04 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2015 10:05 AM (8HTq1)
More customers for the local bathtub moonshine business.
"Yo quiero relampago blanco, senor."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 10:05 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:48 AM (1xUj/)
Yes, she is quite fetching.
Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:54 AM
- - - - -
Just remember,, somewhere there is some guy who's tired of all her crap.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2015 10:06 AM (r65B3)
From the article:
Members of Rehman's family described him as a 'lowlife idiot' drug addict who rarely washed and spent most of his time in his bedroom drinking and playing video games.
A lot of these people seem to be on drugs, don't they?
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:06 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (LUgeY)
There are anti-Zionist Jews in the US (as in actively trying to get Jews world-wide to not make aliyah). I have no idea what their end-game is or how they intend to benefit from (or survive) what is coming.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:59 AM (oVJmc)
Is it about a "church burning" (place of worship)? Then you may get the Feds involved because civil rights, domestic terrorism, etc.
Then send in the FBI.
It's out of the BATFUCK'S wheelhouse.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (rIQuo)
And/or failed rappers.
I believe both the drugs and the failed rapping can be blamed on white Christian oppression somehow, though. O_o
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (vn2q2)
So, we talkin' a civil war here, or a revolution? I think I understand the difference, but wonder what others think?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (r65B3)
Ginger number one for the win! Well done sir, very well done.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (zOTsN)
I saw daffodils yesterday, in Duisburg. People bragging about their snow is getting real old.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (vn2q2
Shut your schnitzel hole
////j/k
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (voOPb)
Iran fires rockets near US aircraft carrier
A U.S. official called the incident "certainly unnecessarily provocative."
The Hill
They said WHAT?
Posted by: The 101st Airborne at Bastogne
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (kdS6q)
That's a moray.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 30, 2015 10:10 AM (nSW/N)
Members of Rehman's family described him as a 'lowlife idiot' drug addict who rarely washed and spent most of his time in his bedroom drinking and playing video games.
This, too, is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 10:10 AM (X6fMO)
So I'm thinking if you could just drill down through the layers of fertilizer, down near the bottom somewhere would be an agent provocateur organizing the community, but that is probably just silly conspiracy talk.
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 10:11 AM (EpMTZ)
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But they haven't updated it in 45 minutes
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 30, 2015 10:11 AM (kXzR8)
I was watching 'my favorite wife' the other day and the lady had this HUGE polka dot bow that was cracking me up.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:12 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:12 AM (fGCbW)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (vn2q2
Shut your schnitzel hole
Schnitzelholenwerferber?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:12 AM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:59 AM (oVJmc)
ATFE has the largest, most developed program for infiltrating agents into suspect groups, per some author who spied on the Hells Angels and wrote a book about it.
Still not sure why. But they sure are acting like a security service and not a taxing agency. Wonder how the FBI feels about that.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2015 10:12 AM (q2o38)
So, we talkin' a civil war here, or a revolution? I think I understand the difference, but wonder what others think?
If we're using the American example, then ordinary people get killed while politicians and profiteers survive.
In that case, I'd prefer revolution and a generous application of the National Razor. It would warm my heart to see Nancy Pelosi riding the tumbril in front of me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 10:14 AM (X6fMO)
Something like 80pct of the west is federal land.
That right there is a travesty.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 30, 2015 10:14 AM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 30, 2015 10:14 AM (pVkEV)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/physicsgeek.mu.nu
Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (MT22W)
We have essentially admitted we were spying on Israeli leaders. Promised to do less of it, once we got caught.
And now they're saying it's possible... POSSIBLE some U.S. Congresscritters might have been... MIGHT have been overheard on some of them there conversations??
Do I have that right?
Are we really that stupid? Are we going to just sit here and believe THIS Administration might have kinda sorta accidentally overheard some chatter from U.S. Congresscritters... the same U.S. Congress that won't do jack squat to pursue the illegal shenanigans of this Administration?
Right. Accidental.
As I am fond of saying, Paul Ryan acts like a guy who was shown an envelope full of pictures, and told they still have the negatives. Folks, I think we found that envelope.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (Dj0WE)
It's out of the BATFUCK'S wheelhouse.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (rIQuo)
The question was "why are the Feds involved". I'll let the agencies themselves fight over who has jurisdiction - they are pretty good at defending their own turf, they don't need my help.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:16 AM (vn2q2)
Something like 80pct of the west is federal land.
That right there is a travesty.
^^^^^
THIS! x1000!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:16 AM (rIQuo)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/physicsgeek.mu.nu
Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (mf0wg)
I was told that there would be no learning in this thread...
Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 10:16 AM (MT22W)
And can we find 535 of them?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2015 10:17 AM (r65B3)
I was watching 'my favorite wife' the other day and the lady had this HUGE polka dot bow that was cracking me up.
http://goo.gl/0nXsLC
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 10:17 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 10:17 AM (X6fMO)
Yes! Hilarious.
I'm on such an old movie kick. I love the fashion.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:19 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: mindful webworker - dumb floundered at December 30, 2015 10:19 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 10:20 AM (EpMTZ)
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:21 AM (lIU4e)
Whoever showed him the envelope should've reported back to his superiors minus a digit. Or better yet, just deliver the digit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 10:22 AM (LUgeY)
____________________________
Gee, I wonder where the federal government plans to re-locate all of those "amnesty immigrants"?
Gosh, that land is probably located in red states that deserve to turn blue, if only the Democrats could find the voters to move there.
If only. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 10:22 AM (KCQo0)
There are anti-Zionist Jews in the US (as in actively trying to get Jews world-wide to not make aliyah). I have no idea what their end-game is or how they intend to benefit from (or survive) what is coming.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (GDulk)
===============
There are Jews in Israel who want to destroy it, too. And I dont mean the hassidic cults.
The guy at the end name is Yoav Peled. He is an Israeli "intellectual" and he would just turn the state over to the arabs. He shouts over everybody and cant answer a simple question. I tried to find out more about him but didnt find much. I did find the names of other Peleds who are members of the Electric Intifada.
Some of the people in the audience are nuts, too. Made me sick.
https://goo.gl/d25LyW
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 10:23 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Zombie Garry Moore at December 30, 2015 10:24 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 10:24 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 10:24 AM (kdS6q)
Meanwhile the repairs to the gears for LCS-5 could extend into February.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:24 AM (fGCbW)
No, no, no, it's the guitarist from Thin Lizzy.
Who died back in '011.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 10:25 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: VHS at December 30, 2015 10:26 AM (KCQo0)
The Hill
Way to connect with the kids of today, John.
Bag phones are next!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:26 AM (rIQuo)
As I am fond of saying, Paul Ryan acts like a guy who was shown an envelope full of pictures, and told they still have the negatives.
Posted by: BurtTC
*raises fake fur covered paw*
Posted by: Paul Ryan's Yiff Friend Mr. Arf Arf
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 10:27 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at December 30, 2015 10:28 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Laserdisk at December 30, 2015 10:28 AM (1xUj/)
If you haven't seen the PBS special they reference, do watch - it's mainly about Gutierrez's efforts in fighting for his beloved illegals, but it also showcases the Republicans he was partnering with to get a bill passed. Then bam!, everything fell apart when Cantor lost his reelection.
Interestingly, something the Breitbart article should have emphasized but didn't - despite all the passionate/compassionate positions towards "the children" and families here illegally, the whole matter was dropped pretty damn fast by the GOPe et al when reality hit them in the face: REELECTIONS!!
At least I can respect Gutierrez for fighting for illegals even when the odds are against him. Gowdy, Ryan, and the others? Such cowards.
Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz/Smod-Trump at December 30, 2015 10:28 AM (hgBpU)
Around the time of the flameout the high speed clutches inside the combining gears slipped for two and a half seconds and debris from the clutch damage could have contaminated the lube oil system, according to a working theory on the damage shared with USNI News.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qal6kpp
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:29 AM (fGCbW)
Yeah, but unfortunately he still votes Democrat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 10:30 AM (RU5ki)
Anyway...Shocka!
Megan McArdle has actually written an intelligent, well-thought out column:
http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2015-12-29/-
the-force-awakens-has-a-perfection-problem
True, it's about "Star Wars" but it addresses some of the problems I had with the movie.
Not that I didn't enjoy it, despite the problems.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 30, 2015 10:30 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: BurtTC
FIFY!
Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz/Smod-Trump at December 30, 2015 10:30 AM (hgBpU)
Gutierrez is advocating breaking the law and is unfit for office. He has no business even being in my country. He should be impeached immediately. He is an insult to the nation.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 10:31 AM (LUgeY)
There is a thing in the industry called, 'find the camera' where the person in the background hides from the camera or moves in the background to a place that makes the background person visible to the camera, and it affects the mood of the scene as the foreground actors are doing their foreground acting. It's also 'stealing the scene' by mugging for the camera by drawing the attention of the audience to the clown in the background.
Anyway, once you start watching the background, you can't stop. Marty Feldman always does it.
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 10:31 AM (EpMTZ)
Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz/Smod-Trump at December 30, 2015 10:31 AM (hgBpU)
Way to connect with the kids of today, John.
The kids of today probably hear him say his father was a mailman and hear 'male man' and think he says his father identified as CIS.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:32 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at December 30, 2015 10:32 AM (RU5ki)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:34 AM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 10:34 AM (RU5ki)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:35 AM (fGCbW)
Obama NSA caught spying on Bibi over Iran nuclear deal
The NSA and the Iran deal?
It's a Thanks Thom! twofer.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 10:36 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Laserdisk at December 30, 2015 10:28 AM (1xUj/)
__________________________
You hurt my feelings. Now I have to have my tracking adjusted.
Please be kind and rewind!
Posted by: Paul Ryan at December 30, 2015 10:36 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: VHS at December 30, 2015 10:36 AM (KCQo0)
And can we find 535 of them?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2015 10:17 AM (r65B3)
Easy to make, pipe for axle, cable-spool ends for the wheel, the rest can be knocked together from old pallets. They don't need a long service life really.
I suppose if there was enough demand for them IKEA would design and stock them.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2015 10:37 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:37 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 30, 2015 10:38 AM (Wu2k4)
Something like 80pct of the west is federal land.
First person to see the irony in that statement wins the kewpi doll.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 10:38 AM (AC18V)
Posted by: BurtTC
FIFY!
Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz/Smod-Trump at December 30, 2015 10:30 AM (hgBpU)
Sadly, I don't think it was money. Nor was it sheep or dogs. I think he was caught having conversations with Israelis. Conversations we might not generally object to, on principle, but are likely illegal nonetheless.
So this is where we are. The U.S. government operating within a mexican standoff.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 10:38 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 30, 2015 10:39 AM (E7zwb)
And can we find 535 of them?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2015 10:17 AM (r65B3)
Easy to make, pipe for axle, cable-spool ends for the wheel, the rest can be knocked together from old pallets. They don't need a long service life really.
I suppose if there was enough demand for them IKEA would design and stock them.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2015 10:37 AM (q2o3
***
Make the condemned assemble them. Jesus! Do I have to draw you people a fucking diagram?
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 30, 2015 10:39 AM (Wu2k4)
Ooops! Tahlequah, Oklahoma, grocery store, fellow opens a box which is supposed to be bananas and finds... 12 kilos of drugs, "either meth or cocaine... said to be worth around $1 million."
Michael Purdy, KRMG
http://bit.ly/1R8cIYj
Yes, we have no...
Posted by: mindful webworker - had a limited a peel at December 30, 2015 10:39 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:39 AM (fGCbW)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:39 AM (rIQuo)
_______________________
Now you're talking. That guy was ROFPMP funny!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 10:40 AM (KCQo0)
Santorum Could Trample Trump - Put the Pennsylvanian on the main stage.
By Quin Hillyer
spectator.org/articles/65051/santorum-could-trample-trump
"Mommy, why is that funny man Quin peeing on himself?"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 10:40 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 10:41 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:42 AM (fGCbW)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:42 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: Pong! at December 30, 2015 10:43 AM (1xUj/)
I'd really, really like to see their internal polling. You know ... The good stuff.
Posted by: Irony at December 30, 2015 10:43 AM (E7zwb)
Cold. Colder than a mother-in-law's love.
Penguin cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:43 AM (rIQuo)
By Quin Hillyer
If the Pennsylvanian cannot get enough support to get on the main stage then how could he expect to trample Trump? He has to break away from the kiddie table first.
This is pure delusional thinking, real fever-dreams stuff when you are writing an article saying "Help us Santorum-Wan; you're our only hope."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:44 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Quint at December 30, 2015 10:45 AM (FkBIv)
I'll fascinate you for hours.
Posted by: Pong!
Stick a sock in it!
Posted by: Asteroids & Frogger
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:45 AM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:46 AM (fGCbW)
Space Wars.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:46 AM (fGCbW)
***
Joust
Galaga
Dig-Dug
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 30, 2015 10:47 AM (Wu2k4)
This is pure delusional thinking, real fever-dreams stuff when you are writing an article saying "Help us Santorum-Wan; you're our only hope."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:44 AM (hLRSq)
And those of us who were there four years ago, didn't see Sanctotum trample anybody. He just happened to be the guy who was next up when the other non-Romneys dropped by the wayside. Which happened to be when a lot of the actual voting was going on.
Sanctotum should have been a joke four years ago. That he wasn't, is testament to how silly that primary season was. This one is silly too. Just a different brand of silly.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 10:47 AM (Dj0WE)
If each of the Lilliputians challenges him to a one-on-one debate!
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2015 10:47 AM (+c55T)
Hey guys! Put a quarter in.
I'll fascinate you for hours.
Somehow, I expected that to be a Sandra Fluke sock.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 10:48 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 30, 2015 10:48 AM (Wu2k4)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:48 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Snow Miser at December 30, 2015 10:48 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2015 10:48 AM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Tired Shoveler at December 30, 2015 10:48 AM (DL2i+)
Santorum Could Trample Trump - Put the Pennsylvanian on the main stage.
By Quin Hillyer
spectator.org/articles/65051/santorum-could-trample-trump
"Mommy, why is that funny man Quin peeing on himself?"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 10:40 AM (kdS6q)
Haven't read the article, but let me guess. I'll bet this Quim character is saying that Santorum could be viable because "so-cons are so stoopid that you can put anyone on stage with a $400 haircut hawking Jesus-platitudes and they'll run to him like lemmings".
Which of course is why Fuckabee is killing it at the polls.
Of course I could be wrong, but betting on the stupidity of the DC talking-head pundit class (both on the right and left) is rarely a loser.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 10:49 AM (j4wsR)
Here is BLM's view of 'cheatgrass'.
While cheatgrass has some value as a spring livestock forage, livestock may also make cheatgrass infestations worse by spreading the seeds, and by consuming or damaging competing plant species.
Let us just dismiss that whole feeding of livestock with a wave of our mighty hand, just as we do in California where water gets flushed down the Sacramento instead of being used to grow food crops.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qzf4ert
There are more important things than feeding beef cattle. Controlling cheatgrass by mowing, tilling, and herbicide. . .. .(evil chemicals, those herbicides, unless they are mandated by environmentalists who are saving the environment.)
These are the people who believe in Darwin's theory, and they believe the environment is whatever it is at the moment they first noticed what it is and it should never change (evolve) and human interference in the environment is unnatural.
Thus, burning sagebrush damages the environment.
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 10:49 AM (EpMTZ)
Space Wars.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Oh, man, still the only video game I've ever liked.
College budget $10/week: $6 beer and booze, $2 bags of air (vending machine snacks), $2 Space Wars.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 10:49 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 30, 2015 10:50 AM (E7zwb)
... and that's freakin' cold even for me.
Posted by: Snow Miser
Dayum. Deep Space 9 cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:50 AM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 10:50 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: delayna at December 30, 2015 10:51 AM (KnC4k)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 30, 2015 10:50 AM (E7zwb)
So gamey a buzzard would vomit.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:52 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 10:53 AM (1xUj/)
Eh, Congress has no problem authorizing spying on us, so not really feeling any sympathy.
Oh, and Centipede has my quarters.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 10:53 AM (ODxAs)
Which of course is why Fuckabee is killing it at the polls.
Of course I could be wrong, but betting on the stupidity of the DC talking-head pundit class (both on the right and left) is rarely a loser.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 10:49 AM (j4wsR)
Yeah, I'm not reading it either. My assumption is that this clown writer is trying to say Sanctotum was responsible for killing Rick Perry and/or Noot. Which of course is supreme silliness. Those guys didn't need any help killing themselves.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 10:53 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:53 AM (rIQuo)
Cheatgrass is most certainly *not* forage of any sort. Thus the name. It looks lovely and green but hurts the animals' mouths and noses so they don't eat it if there's any choice.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 10:53 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:54 AM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at December 30, 2015 10:54 AM (mPQ7K)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (9krrF)
This particular NGO is dedicate to stamping out malaria in Africa, something a group of white liberals in California are well equipped and qualified to do. They have been distributing mosquito nets for years (spraying DDT, the best proven safe method was banned years ago due to junk science. Other effective chemical methods are not to be used because, well, chemicals). Much to their dismay, the mosquito nets have gone unused because they are too hot and dark. So now they have come up with a mosquito net with a solar powered fan and light. (There is no electricity in this areas, and that would be bad anyway due to global warming, plus the locals must love living their traditional, rustic lives of primitive poverty) They are busy distributing these to 100 families in Ghana and doing studies to show what a wonderful method this is and why I should donate money. Plus no chemicals! Estimated cost per unit with travel and supporting the NGO overhead is about 100 times that annual income of each recipient.
Comedy gold. This is not from the Onion. You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (1BQGO)
And we're all gonna take that bait.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (vn2q2)
Saw Gary Moores mug shot. Black. Bald. Long beard. Dark mark on his forehead from praying with his head on a rug
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:56 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:56 AM (oVJmc)
gives them cover to travel the world while looking like they are doing
something important while vacationing and burning fossil fuels)
And other people will pay for it--that's the main thing.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:56 AM (vn2q2)
What did the bear say to Leonardo? "You didn't come here for the nature walk did you?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:57 AM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 10:57 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 10:57 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at December 30, 2015 10:57 AM (YCG8H)
The fact that you mentioned it tell us you're fishing for more.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2015 10:54 AM (YEelc)<<<
It would be reel bad if they started again.
Posted by: a funny fisherman at December 30, 2015 10:57 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Irony at December 30, 2015 10:57 AM (E7zwb)
One of mine is watching that murderer documentary mentioned the other day on Netflix and freaking out about injustice.
I haven't watched it, but I understand it is sort of biased and probably nonsense?
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:58 AM (lIU4e)
Not counting the lead in the batteries. Plus the battery acid.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:58 AM (rIQuo)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (zOTsN)
Random WAGs:
(1) Arson for insurance.
(2) Had a beef with other worshippers and decided that he would show them what's what.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:58 AM (hLRSq)
Thanks for that. It seems to be winning the fight for survival despite our best efforts to eradicate.
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 10:58 AM (EpMTZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 10:58 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 10:58 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 10:40 AM (kdS6q)
They left out the relevant part in the title:
Santorum Could Trample Trump Because He's a Lying POS Who Will Say/Do Anything To Get Elected ... but in a totally holy, spiritual way.
Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz/Smod-Trump at December 30, 2015 10:59 AM (hgBpU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:57 AM (fGCbW)
"Looks like somebody needs a hug."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:59 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (zOTsN)
Oh no, the dark mark!
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:59 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:00 AM (GDulk)
Leonardo runs screaming like a little girl, "Get away Pedobear!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 11:01 AM (fGCbW)
I haven't watched it, but I understand it is sort of biased and probably nonsense?
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:58 AM (lIU4e)
What documentary?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:01 AM (Dj0WE)
AtC puts more thought and effort into her sock-trolling the real trolls put into it.
That's kind of sad, really.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 11:01 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:02 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mainah at December 30, 2015 11:02 AM (659DL)
Posted by: the Mighty Quinn at December 30, 2015 11:02 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 11:02 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:34 AM (1xUj/)
I heard that those shacks, by the end of the season, can be a little muskie.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at December 30, 2015 11:03 AM (JOG+K)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:01 AM (Dj0WE)
To catch a murderer or something? Ace/commenters mentioned it the other day. It's about some murder in Minnesota (?) and they are trying to say the guys not guilty, as I understand it...
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:03 AM (lIU4e)
Science!
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 30, 2015 11:04 AM (1BQGO)
Trying an 11-year-old case is going to have some serious hurdles unless there is some preserved physical evidence or corroboration. I don't know where you're going to get with a 'he said/she said' at this point.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:04 AM (oVJmc)
(1) Arson for insurance.
(2) Had a beef with other worshippers and decided that he would show them what's what.
(3) Do-it-Yourself BACKLASH!
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 30, 2015 11:04 AM (kXzR8)
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 11:05 AM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:05 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 30, 2015 11:06 AM (u5gzz)
Worse, in the spring, on a warm day, you might be able to get ON the ice early in the morning, but late in the afternoon when you want to come home, you can't get OFF the ice without a boat.
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 11:06 AM (EpMTZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 11:07 AM (zOTsN)
There was an ONT moby a few years ago who was hilarious. He seemed like a naturalist who had prepped really well to go live among (and be one with) a herd of antelope. Except he joine a pride of lions instead *and was unable to tell the difference*. He soldiered on for at least a week before finally disappearing and it's been long enough I don't remember the name any more.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:07 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:07 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:05 AM (lIU4e)
Ok, thanks. Doesn't sound like anything I need to find. I like a good documentary about killers, but I'm not at all interested in anyone's screed.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:07 AM (Dj0WE)
You do know that there is a feeding time for mosquitos right? Not that they don't bite or come out otherwise but there is an optimal time when they feed.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 11:08 AM (AC18V)
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2015 11:09 AM (+c55T)
If we can build political-candidate robots which nod and sip water convincingly, surely we can build ice-safety robots to wander out upon our lakes.
Posted by: technology at December 30, 2015 11:09 AM (dbDB8)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 11:09 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:09 AM (oVJmc)
There was an ONT moby a few years ago who was hilarious.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Spring of 2012. The invasion of the Romney fluffers, desperate to save his floundering primary campaign.
Stood out like the proverbial sore thumb.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 11:09 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 30, 2015 11:10 AM (kXzR8)
"
Google image tells me that we'll hear nothing about this one. Does NOT fit the narrative.
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 11:11 AM (Z/8dZ)
Because the so called people who demand justice are making death threats/harassing the cops, the court staff, the attys, her family, etc., I wonder how this will affect future courtroom documentaries.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:11 AM (iQIUe)
Your poor attempt at trolling makes me focus on your spelling: can not = cannot, for future drivel.
Your schtick would go over better at Conservative Treehouse or Gateway Pundit. I dare you.
Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz/Smod-Trump at December 30, 2015 11:11 AM (hgBpU)
Hector's employer is going to read this....
Posted by: t-bird
Serbian, employed.
Tis to laugh. They survive like rats in the wainscoting by reselling stolen cellphones and Medicare fraud.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 11:12 AM (kdS6q)
According to a charging instrument released by the Harris County District Clerk, Moore told investigators at the scene that he has attended the mosque for five years, coming five times per day to pray seven days per week.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2015 11:12 AM (Nwg0u)
(1) Arson for insurance.
(2) Had a beef with other worshippers and decided that he would show them what's what.
(3) Do-it-Yourself BACKLASH!
(4) Jihadi workplace accident
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 30, 2015 11:12 AM (kXzR8)
Posted by: Eye Gore at December 30, 2015 11:12 AM (FkBIv)
Huh, false flag after all? I think it's running at 100% on "self-inflicted" when it comes to mosque arson. Amazing how fast the stories drop out of the news after the initial "Tsk!"ing and hand-wringing over "backlash".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:13 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at December 30, 2015 11:13 AM (mPQ7K)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 11:13 AM (AC18V)
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:13 AM (lIU4e)
Trying an 11-year-old case is going to have some serious hurdles unless there is some preserved physical evidence or corroboration. I don't know where you're going to get with a 'he said/she said' at this point.
We must believe any woman who says she was sexually assaulted.
Iron-clad rule.
Unless your name is Paula Jones or Kathleen Willey or Juanita Broadderick.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 11:14 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:14 AM (oVJmc)
And doowwwn the memory hole this goes. Except when liberals quietly add it to the "anti muslim extremism" numbers.
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 11:14 AM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 11:14 AM (zOTsN)
Best thing (by which I mean most ridiculous) about the mosquito net idea to wipe out malaria is the assumption that mosquito only bite at night. When you are in bed.
Science!----Hand of Count Petofi
So a burka really IS a good idea!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at December 30, 2015 11:15 AM (m3iiU)
Black muslim burns down his own mosque?
Headline qued:
Tea party anger stirred by Trump's hateful rhetoric inspires hate crime against Muslims
Posted by: Grad School Fool at December 30, 2015 11:15 AM (A9KzJ)
Tis to laugh. They survive like rats in the wainscoting by reselling stolen cellphones and Medicare fraud.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 11:12 AM (kdS6q)
He's not Serbian. When he engaged here a while back, he pretended to be, but then all he talked about was how mean were all were to the mexicans.
He's mexican.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:15 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 30, 2015 11:16 AM (2cS/G)
Yes. The most common feeding time is around sunset and shortly after. I hope the NGO is teaching he recipients to go to bed early. Very early and stay there.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 30, 2015 11:16 AM (1BQGO)
When this happened the imam told the congregation not to gossip or speculate. They knew it was him. Yet CAIR was called in anyway
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 11:17 AM (zOTsN)
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Islam: head thumping and head chopping.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2015 11:17 AM (Nwg0u)
Long running joke about lauraw having a hump she shaves (and occasionally waxes, I think). I've been here 8 years and am not sure when it started.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:17 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 11:18 AM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:13 AM (lIU4e)
Long-time running gag, where she claimed she was a hunchback.
I believe I saw a real photo of her once. She is not a hunchback. Not even close.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:18 AM (Dj0WE)
He's not Serbian. When he engaged here a while back, he pretended to be, but then all he talked about was how mean were all were to the mexicans.He's mexican.
Posted by: BurtTC
He's Serbian, checkout the ring of dirt around his everything.
He's pro-illegal because his mail-order wife is Peruvian. And available, if you're interested.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 11:18 AM (kdS6q)
Trolls really are like speed bumps. Expecting the next piscean pun or old vidgame joke and *bam* the car bottoms out even at 15mph.
Posted by: mindful webworker - had a limited a peel at December 30, 2015 11:19 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:19 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: John's long moustache at December 30, 2015 11:19 AM (FkBIv)
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Islam: head thumping and head chopping.
aka, aim point.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 11:19 AM (rIQuo)
http://tinyurl.com/h42rph9
This was all an elaborately designed deception on the part of Obama and crew. (I know... shocking in 'not even a smidgeon' sort of way)
Still waiting for McConnell and Ryan to grimly approach the TV camera's and declare that they can do nothing. You know... to make us aware that they are busy 'doing the people's business'.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad ha'at) at December 30, 2015 11:20 AM (BZAd3)
I believe I saw a real photo of her once. She is not a hunchback. Not even close.
A hump-front?
Cause that I'm good with.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:20 AM (oVJmc)
The only thing worse than lingering snow is malingering snow - the whining alone is enough to drive you insane.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 11:20 AM (BK3ZS)
Dondi trolls, Geb! trolls, gope trolls, Hector-nuts, all sorts.
The fun thing will be watching them fight each other.
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 11:21 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 30, 2015 11:21 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:22 AM (oVJmc)
You're working too hard at that whole mildly illiterate thing; e.g., the syntax errors, the verb disagreements, the lowercase 'God' bit, et al. I'm not a Trump fan by any means but attempts to portray his supporters as racist neanderthals is nothing but a broad-brush smear.
Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 11:23 AM (cCEFD)
That goes back to darn near the beginning, back when Spurwing Plover was just a hatchling.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 11:23 AM (hLRSq)
Shouldn't there be two up front?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
On a camel hair sweater.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 11:23 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad ha'at) at December 30, 2015 11:23 AM (BZAd3)
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/
uploads/2011/04/oh-shit-moment-2-640x424.jpg
And I'm going to keep posting it til one of you ungrateful pikers sees what I did there.
Posted by: DaveA at December 30, 2015 11:24 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 11:24 AM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:17 AM (GDulk)
OK, thanks.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:24 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 11:25 AM (ptqRm)
Don't enable him, the therapists said it only makes things worse.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 11:25 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 11:25 AM (zOTsN)
Cause that I'm good with.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:20 AM (oVJmc)
As a matter of fact, I believe there was a discussion of something she wore to some event... I'm real sketchy on the details, but if I recall correctly she obliged by posting a photo (no face visible), and she looked very nice indeed.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:25 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: mindful webworker - with a shot at December 30, 2015 11:25 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: Only Gump! at December 30, 2015 11:26 AM (kTF2Z)
We'll have to make do with spying on our friends.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 30, 2015 11:27 AM (ubByS)
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 11:28 AM (EpMTZ)
I did 16 book reviews in the 9 weeks since I started (plus one guest review by Long Running Fool) and I almost met my goal of a post a day. (despite days like this when I am running a fever)
link in nic
Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:28 AM (cbfNE)
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I believe I saw a real photo of her once. She is not a hunchback. Not even close.
A hump-front?
Cause that I'm good with.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:20 AM (oVJmc)
Her hump cannot be captured by a camera; only the eyes of the living can see it.
Approach her with care. She travels with others of her kind in a small clan lurking in the misty hills of New England. Have a treat or two at the ready lest you lose a finger or two.
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 11:29 AM (MQEz6)
that's the dog who will defecate illegals all over our living room.
Fox always luvs the Rube from crackertown...
See more force ceding the geese a s they pate' your votes..in IOU from corn subsidies..
Posted by: ACE front CIA at December 30, 2015 11:30 AM (hforh)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2015 10:48 AM (XtAzU)
Defender rocked.
Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 11:30 AM (cCEFD)
((Votermom)), hope you get to feeling better soon. Can you get your kids to make soup or something for you?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:31 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:31 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:31 AM (oVJmc)
See if parents charged their teens a quarter every time they played X-Box, their would be a lot less addiction to video games. Simple economics.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 11:32 AM (ODxAs)
Her avatar over at H2 is a hoot. No hump visible from the front, tho'.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:31 AM (cbfNE)
You are?
I'm not really on goodreads, but I like to read things. Hmm.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (3myMJ)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qc8mb6g
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:22 AM (oVJmc)
Yep, he looks totally baked.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (kpqmD)
Which means no more or less than you are no longer allowed to disagree.
It's like this stuff is focus grouped and refined in a Manchurian lab for twenty years before rolled out into phrases designed to resonate in the LIV mind as "acceptable" but really containing malleable, totalitarian concepts designed to eat into the core of Western liberties.
Someone needs to call out and reclaim "hate" and denounce "anti hatred" for what it is: unilateral intellectual disarmament. And put it in a way people will get it.
Posted by: Bystander at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (k8tEg)
Thank you,
qzy
Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (YA3Tl)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:34 AM (iQIUe)
Per Insty Congress is considering pausing refugee acceptance until it can be proved each refugee is not a threat.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 11:34 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Only Tramp! at December 30, 2015 11:34 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: ACE front CIA at December 30, 2015 11:34 AM (hforh)
One of the prizes for winning Nanowrimo is a place called Upliterate
http://upliterate.com/nanowrimo2015/
Another prize is this book from Kobo. Becomes a free book if you enter the code nano2015 at check-out they say.
https://store.kobobooks.com/en-ca/ebook/how-to-market-a-book-second-edition
There are a bunch of other offers.
Well back to slinging words. Story never writes itself.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 11:35 AM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 10:38 AM (AC18V)
Actually, giving the Federal lands back to the States, to do with as they see fit, would be yuuuge for land developers. Because at least some cash-strapped States, say California, would undoubtedly sell tracts off to raise money.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2015 11:35 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:31 AM (GDulk)
the kids are very sweet when I am sick. Although the one of them is sick too. I feel a bit better today, just my throat hurting now.
thanks Polliwog! I would hug you but ya know, contagious
Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:36 AM (cbfNE)
Go ahead and parrot the party line!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 11:37 AM (rIQuo)
Whenever Our Favorite Ewok can't be found, I imagine those two stuck in a kiddie pool of dried Valu-Rite and pudding after a festive night of playing Shave the Hump.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 11:37 AM (LUgeY)
=================
http://goo.gl/gVEcE1
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (kpqmD)
And creepy. Ew.
Add this to the 'drugs are bad' list with the terrorists before...
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:38 AM (lIU4e)
And put it in a way people will get it.
How about, "FYNQ"?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 11:38 AM (rIQuo)
Which is exactly what every *thinking* person *knew* would happen to her.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:39 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:39 AM (iQIUe)
=================
http://goo.gl/gVEcE1
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)
Awful story. Such a pretty girl too. What a waste of life.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 11:40 AM (kpqmD)
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Was he Chloe Kardashian's second husband? The one who wanted his arms cut off and showed where his legs should be?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2015 11:40 AM (Nwg0u)
We will watch the whole thing.
Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2015 11:40 AM (Xodlv)
These are the people who believe in Darwin's theory, and they believe the environment is whatever it is at the moment they first noticed what it is and it should never change (evolve) and human interference in the environment is unnatural.
And thus now is "peak climate" and we mustn't ever stray from it, either.
It all comes down to this particular group of Darwinists wanting to retain their indigenous locales and peoples as quaint and authentic as possible solely to satisfy their own misplaced sense of superiority.
Nature and Math are gearing up to kick their asses.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 11:40 AM (BK3ZS)
Quite the recruiting tool.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 11:41 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 11:41 AM (a0IVu)
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It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
To call upon a neighbor and to say: --
"We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away."
And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
And the people who ask it explain
That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld
And then you'll get rid of the Dane!
It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say: --
"Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away."
And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we've proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.
It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray;
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say: --
"We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that pays it is lost!"
- Rudyard Kipling "Dane-geld, A.D. 980-1016"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2015 11:42 AM (RrDm2)
I mean, that sucks, but damn. How stupid are these girls to do this?
Really, really f'ing stupid.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:42 AM (lIU4e)
I'm not really on goodreads, but I like to read things. Hmm.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (lIU4e)
--
Yes, we are reading Muldoon's book.
Come & join!
If you sign up to GR with just an email (instead of fb) you can stay pseudonymous.
The group is "AoSHQ Moron Horde"
https://www.goodreads.com/group/show/175335-aoshq-moron-horde
Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:42 AM (cbfNE)
I mean, this is a species which is too lazy and stupid to have sex.
Perhaps it's time has come.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 11:43 AM (ptqRm)
I mean, this is a species which is too lazy and stupid to have sex.
Perhaps it's time has come.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 11:43 AM (ptqRm)
Humans seem to have the opposite problem: it's the lazy and stupid having all the sex.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 11:44 AM (kpqmD)
You forgot to recommend a book on either Napoleon, or Churchill.
Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 11:44 AM (YA3Tl)
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:42 AM (lIU4e)
There have always been stories of teenage girls running off to be with whatever is the trendy bad-boy type and those stories never end well.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 11:45 AM (hLRSq)
For the female of the species is more dangerous than the male.
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 11:45 AM (EpMTZ)
Yeah, no schadenfreud here even though the outcome was obvious. I wonder what their delusion presented as how everything would work out since there's clearly no way they envisioned being raped repeatedly and then murdered (even though, rationally, that was the historic use for unprotected females).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:45 AM (GDulk)
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http://goo.gl/gVEcE1
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)
Wait a minute.... you're trying to tell me a death cult would not only fail to protect two young girls, but would use them as sex slaves, then kill them at their convenience?
Gosh, I'm so shocked.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:46 AM (Dj0WE)
That makes me crabby.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 11:47 AM (LA7Cm)
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/222648/
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2015 11:47 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: technology at December 30, 2015 11:09 AM (dbDB
One trick, if one must walk on questionable ice, is to cut a pole, the trunk of a small sapling, say about 2" through at the butt. Find the balance point, and carry it horizontally, tucked under an arm. If you break through, the pole will bridge the hole in the ice, and keep you from going right to the bottom. It will still be a bitch to get out of the water and back onto the ice, but at least you have a chance.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2015 11:47 AM (UsLZp)
@45, that's a very interesting take on shirts and skins.
I bet the video concessions pay better than the courtside seats.
Posted by: Advo at December 30, 2015 11:47 AM (7vbG1)
Posted by: Mikey
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Heloise at December 30, 2015 11:48 AM (RrDm2)
Stop hate.
Eat bacon.
Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:48 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 11:48 AM (Z/8dZ)
Why wd the need wives? They just want someone to fk.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:48 AM (iQIUe)
Back in the early part of this century, we briefly ran a small sort-of Internet Cafe' - we had two then-top-of-the-line video gaming machines ... and an old 8086 that played, mainly, Dig-Dug.
Guess which had kids crowding around watching someone play!
Posted by: mindful webworker - boop beep boop at December 30, 2015 11:48 AM (mf0wg)
Thanks!
There have always been stories of teenage girls running off to be with whatever is the trendy bad-boy type and those stories never end well.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 11:45 AM (hLRSq)
But...usually we're talking about guys they know. I think the bad boy thing is sort of overplayed, but at least it's not usually crazy strangers across the world that are murdering and enslaving people all over the place.
That's even crazier than writing to serial killers in prison because at least they are actually IN prison. Lord.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:49 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 11:49 AM (a0IVu)
Fear of lips? That's a thing?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 11:49 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 11:41 AM (a0IVu)
Hate to say it, but yeah. That's what I'm thinking. This might hopefully prevent too many more young girls from doing this.
I guess those poor Isis boys will have to go back to raping each other.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:50 AM (Dj0WE)
http://tinyurl.com/gsczjtb
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 11:50 AM (ptqRm)
With before and after pics, uncensored.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 11:51 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 30, 2015 11:51 AM (kff5f)
I need some help. Can anyone recommend a good biography of Napoleon Bonaparte? I'd like to learn about his impact on the modern world, as well as his military successes.
FWIW, I enjoyed The Age of Napoleon, though it's been a few years since I read it:
http://goo.gl/nZZGw0
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 11:51 AM (X6fMO)
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I read an article a couple of weeks ago somewhere (maybe here) that talked about ISIS cool. It compared the ISIS infatuation with a fashion trend. The burqas may not be too trendy but the accessories, the AKs and bombs, are way cool. The eternal appeal of evil.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2015 11:51 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 11:51 AM (fGCbW)
Thank you,
qzy
Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (YA3Tl)
Look for things by David G. Chandler... probably the best Napoleonic Historian out there... and very readable IMO.
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 11:51 AM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 11:52 AM (EpMTZ)
Try "Letting In The Jungle" by Kipling for an example of one of his great short stories.
Posted by: Only Tramp! at December 30, 2015 11:52 AM (3myMJ)
There have always been stories of teenage girls running off to be with
whatever is the trendy bad-boy type and those stories never end well.
Posted by: Mikey
You inconsiderate bitch, I was on a mission of love and compassion!
Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at December 30, 2015 11:52 AM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2015 11:53 AM (3myMJ)
I am getting a kick out of the calls for rahm immanuel to resign. Hey dumbasess, you elected him twice. Go ahead, continue to elect corrupt democrats for another century, see if any lightbulbs come on in your little brains.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 11:53 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2015 11:53 AM (8HTq1)
http://tinyurl.com/pgvm57r
The Terminator.
Another appropriate nickname could be: The Orkin Man.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad ha'at) at December 30, 2015 11:53 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (EpMTZ)
Posted by: Only Hemp! at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (cbfNE)
I'm so tired of paying off the third world.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (MIKMs)
Anyone who's ever had any direct contact with muslims for any length of time (as I have too) knows this very well. They and their toxic excuse of a "religion" are best avoided when possible and denied when they begin to rise up, as they always do.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 11:56 AM (LUgeY)
434 Those two girls were very pretty and they wdnt have had problems finding boyfriends in Austria. So, not sure why they ran.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (iQIUe)
Their Austrian was a little rusty and awkward, so they were mocked at home and therefore naturally gravitated to the Religion of Peas?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 11:57 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 11:57 AM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (iQIUe)
Human Nature?
There is a genetic drive to mate with winners...
If they see ISIS as strong... as the winners... females will mate with them.
Its funny how people talk about Darwin, and then totally disbelieve that those genetic drives have anything to do with Humans.
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 11:57 AM (f7rv6)
Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 11:44 AM (YA3Tl)
Is the gargle button on your keyboard broken?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2015 11:58 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (iQIUe)
We have a large Bosnian immigrant population here in St. Louis. The older generations are very traditional, but not at all radicalized Muslims. The middle generations are quite westernized, but perhaps were not quite prepared for their children coming to America, and fully embracing the culture. The girls where makeup and typical American clothing, the boys get tattoos, enjoy loud rock music, sex, motorcycles, etc.
Typical American youth, in other words.
I think this is a simple case of rebellion taking the form of the thing their parents loathe and fear.
We've heard of young men (boys, really) going over there too.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:58 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 11:58 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 11:58 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2015 11:59 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 11:59 AM (FkBIv)
One would think that the most advanced life form on the planet would know better...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:00 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Lithotripsy at December 30, 2015 12:00 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 12:01 PM (X6fMO)
Provoo, WWII US Army enlisted joined the Japanese cause after Gen. Wainwright surrendered. The British had Lord Haw Haw.
Taliban Johnny Walker Lindh, went to Afghanistan before 9/11. Joined their cause.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 12:01 PM (fGCbW)
One would think that the most advanced life form on the planet would know better...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:00 PM (LUgeY)
Oh we do.
Posted by: Dolphins at December 30, 2015 12:01 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 12:02 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 12:02 PM (Kqit+)
-
There's a pretty good movie entitled Nadine starring Jeff Bridges and Kim Bassinger. Loved the scene where Bridges thinks he's got the drop on the bad guy with the shotgun he got from the cooler.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2015 12:03 PM (Nwg0u)
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Also, they believe, apparently, that evolution magically ceased 50,000 years or so ago.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2015 12:03 PM (RrDm2)
The Liberal Agenda is all about countermanding the effects of Darwinism... the very Darwinism they believe in....
They want us to believe that genetic differences are non existent, to the point where Everyone is the same.... whether Male, Female, handicapped, or of different genetic backgrounds (Race).
Its all about Supporting the unsuccessful at the expense of the successful... thus allowing them to breed more...
The American culture WAS pretty Darwinian. You could be successful on your own merits, and then pass that success to your descendants...
Now? The government is in charge of who is successful.... and who you will support...
And we are now seeing the outcome of what happens to a society, which rewards the lesser, at the expense of the better...
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:03 PM (f7rv6)
Provoo, WWII US Army enlisted joined the Japanese cause after Gen. Wainwright surrendered. The British had Lord Haw Haw.
Taliban Johnny Walker Lindh, went to Afghanistan before 9/11. Joined their cause.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 12:01 PM (fGCbW)
Yep, over and over and over again, teh yoots will rebel against their parents, and it takes the form it takes.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 12:03 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 12:04 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 12:04 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (fWAjv)
It's fine for you to hate all these fish puns, but there's no need to carp about it.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 30, 2015 11:21 AM (u5gzz)
Yeah, all of you reprobates casting fish/fishing puns about need to be whipped. Spare the rod and spoil the child, and whatnot.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (j4wsR)
Which one? The first one where TFP said he didn't have a clear strategy to defeat them or the second one a couple of years later where TFP said he didn't have a clear strategy to defeat them?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Dolphins at December 30, 2015 12:01 PM (kpqmD)
Talk about rapey... dolphins are the worst.
Posted by: Small Whales and Large Fish at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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I don't think that is a reel solution.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2015 12:06 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 12:06 PM (fGCbW)
http://tinyurl.com/20-Lemmy-Covers
Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2015 12:06 PM (t8P62)
465 Yeah, all of you reprobates casting fish/fishing puns about need to be whipped. Spare the rod and spoil the child, and whatnot.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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I don't think that is a reel solution.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2015 12:06 PM (RrDm2)
Another thread spooled by puns.
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:08 PM (MQEz6)
Yeah, all of you reprobates casting fish/fishing puns about need to be whipped. Spare the rod and spoil the child, and whatnot.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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I don't think that is a reel solution.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2015 12:06 PM (RrDm2)
Oh, I see how it is. You're gonna bail on us.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:08 PM (j4wsR)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (j4wsR)
Is changing from Fish, to Fishing Puns.... just a bait and switch?
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:08 PM (f7rv6)
http://tinyurl.com/oge4zeb
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (fWAjv)
Well that is going to be a relief to many of the Isis boys. It says NOTHING about any restrictions on what can be done with male sex captives.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 12:09 PM (Dj0WE)
__________
You forgot boobehs.
Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2015 12:09 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (j4wsR)
Is changing from Fish, to Fishing Puns.... just a bait and switch?
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:08 PM (f7rv6)
There's no net gain to be had in any of this.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 12:09 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 12:06 PM (fGCbW)
Orca?
No Sex for YOU!
Posted by: State of Calif. at December 30, 2015 12:09 PM (f7rv6)
Ha. Second I think. There was a graph that showed the projected land holdings of ISIS and it looked very much to me that it included Israel.
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 12:10 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 12:10 PM (DrCtv)
I remember being a kid and playing one of the Ultima's (II, maybe) on the library's Apple IIe. Computer wasn't free for homeless people to fap with back then, and think it was a quarter every 15 minutes, and when you were out of money, it turned off.
That was one expensive game to finish.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:10 PM (kZVsz)
Luposlipaphobia- The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor
(courtesy of The Far Side)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at December 30, 2015 12:11 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Bah! You're just casting about for puns.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2015 12:11 PM (RrDm2)
Yeah, all of you reprobates casting fish/fishing puns about need to be whipped. Spare the rod and spoil the child, and whatnot.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (j4wsR)
Is changing from Fish, to Fishing Puns.... just a bait and switch?
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:08 PM (f7rv6)
Hey, just wait until Teh Horde starts with the Spoonerisms.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:11 PM (j4wsR)
473 470 Yeah, all of you reprobates casting fish/fishing puns about need to be whipped. Spare the rod and spoil the child, and whatnot.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (j4wsR)
Is changing from Fish, to Fishing Puns.... just a bait and switch?
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:08 PM (f7rv6)
There's no net gain to be had in any of this.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 12:09 PM (kpqmD)
Caviar emptor.
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:11 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Jonas Grumby at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
________
That was a cunning stunt to divert us from the puns.
Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (3GAnN)
Meanwhile, over at Reason.com - Loose Minds and Loose Joints:
What Would 9/11 Have Been Like Without the Constitution? Look at France
Socialist government likely to amend French constitution to strip citizenship of convicted dual nationals
Matt Welch
Oh noes! Not that!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (kdS6q)
Which might be correct to some degree in theory, in the real world Ace threads devolve into boobs or butsex. Sometimes gum.
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (EpMTZ)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (kZVsz)
No. If there's anything worse than text, it's pictures. And where are the checkboxes?
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (+c55T)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 30, 2015 12:13 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2015 12:13 PM (RrDm2)
That there has been even a completely meaningless, corpse-twitching sort of electoral rebellion against the collapse of the country's values and institutions the last few years (mid-terms, state-level elections) seems more and more remarkable as time goes on. The MSM has long since become a jaw-droppingly distorted propaganda operation. And most "conservative" media - which has often preened as "alternative" media - is, very often, a pathetic echo of ruling class idiocy (Medved, Hewitt, HotAir, et al).
It's sort of remarkable the whole country hasn't been reduced, yet, to a vile parody of America like the Beltway, or CA or NY or MA. Reasonable people with any trace of American sensibility or worldly responsibility have been "on their own" for info and analysis for a long time.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2015 12:13 PM (QDnY+)
Mary Poppins
Thank you. I will try to read it.
AND, thank you @424
I will try reading that, too.
I'm going out into the sticks tommorow, and I need some books. Thanks again.
Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 12:14 PM (YA3Tl)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:14 PM (BK3ZS)
What? I thought it was guns after #100.
* looks over thread *
Something's wrong here.
Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, shoot at December 30, 2015 12:15 PM (mf0wg)
No, just casting a wider net.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 12:15 PM (LA7Cm)
Socialist government likely to amend French constitution to strip citizenship of convicted dual nationals
Matt Welch
Oh noes! Not that!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (kdS6q)
Actually... there is nothing in the Constitution that says you CANNOT strip someone of Citizenship.
Note, citizenship is not a Natural Right. It is a Legal Construct (like Marriage IMO) and thus can be changed by Law.
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:16 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:16 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (kdS6q)
They wouldn't need citizenship stripped if they were just hung for being traitors.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 12:16 PM (lIU4e)
495 "Is changing from Fish, to Fishing Puns.... just a bait and switch?"
No, just casting a wider net.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 12:15 PM (LA7Cm)
Trolling, in other words.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:16 PM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:16 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Ricardo Montalbaum at December 30, 2015 12:17 PM (GdFQh)
Posted by: ISIS at December 30, 2015 12:17 PM (+c55T)
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:18 PM (MQEz6)
The ghoti puns are starting to smell - just seining.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
I'm so glad at least one other person around here knows the proper spelling of "fish."
Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2015 12:18 PM (jBuUi)
In his trademark mildly contemptuous/condescending style, explaining how and why "anger" is such a bad and unjustified condition for Americans these days.
Anybody who isn't royally pissed off at what this country has devolved to in the last eight years is a blithering idiot who shouldn't be allowed anything sharper than a rubber ball.
Medved is damned lucky this country has been lulled, drugged and stupefied into a complacent state willing to tolerate any incursion on freedom so long as the government-entertainment-media complex keeps doling out money and prOn. Were we the Founders' country - hell, if we were Eisenhower's country - nearly 90% of DC would be experiencing Term Limits and nattering nickelfuckers like him would be standing on street corners holding a sign reading "will lick balls for cash."
Posted by: Jonas Grumby at December 30, 2015 12:20 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2015 12:20 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 12:20 PM (ODxAs)
Castaway sock off.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 12:21 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 12:22 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 12:22 PM (fGCbW)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:22 PM (kZVsz)
Medved is perfumed useful jester that amuses the Imperial Court from time to time.
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:23 PM (MQEz6)
"Is the gargle button on your keyboard broken?"
Why do you have a "gargle button" on YOUR keyboard?
You should patent that shit. For you, and all the fa.., and all the fa.. like you.
Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 12:23 PM (YA3Tl)
Napoleon and Wellington: The Battle of Waterloo--and the Great Commanders Who Fought It
by Andrew Roberts
your library might have it
Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 12:23 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:24 PM (BK3ZS)
509 "Trolling, in other words."
Yes, it's like chum in the water.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 12:22 PM (LA7Cm)
"You're going to need a bigger blog."
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:24 PM (MQEz6)
No one could destroy America from without... the Soviets tried, and failed.
Our Culture was too dynamic. It was based on the Family, with the next larger tribal affiliation being America itself (we all self identified as American, not French American or some such).
It was also very Darwinian in that it rewarded success, and you descendants were better off if you were successful.
All that has been destroyed by the Progressive movement.
Families are a Joke (Gays couples having kids?, broken homes are the norm).
We have been forced into Tribes.... out of pure self defense.
And we now Reward the unsuccessful for their very lack of success, and make the successful pay for it.
Add in importing vast amounts of people who did not grow up in American Culture????
They even BOAST (recent spokesman from the Whitehouse) how they have changed us from a single culture (that successful American Culture) to a Multicultural Society.
My Grandfather saw us go from Horse and Buggies to the Moon.... from a Backwater, to a Super Power... all in his lifetime...
I am watching the destruction of America... all in mine.
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:25 PM (f7rv6)
Hmm, come to think of it, there's not much difference in the taste.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:26 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:26 PM (nMj2X)
Why do you have a "gargle button" on YOUR keyboard?
All the cool kids have one, right next to the "any" key.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:26 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:25 PM (f7rv6)
----
Insert the word "intentional" in that sentence an yer spot on.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 30, 2015 12:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 12:28 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 30, 2015 12:28 PM (ucB75)
"Giant California methane leak will continue into next year"
.....................
I had no idea Hillary! was vacationing here.
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2015 12:28 PM (HgMAr)
I will go back to the blackboard and see if I can rework the theory for the ONT.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2015 12:28 PM (t8P62)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:29 PM (kZVsz)
There's buttons, and there's, icons, and there's menus, and sometimes you have to hunt the wily features programed into your software.
That's the first thing I try to do with new software, see what all the symbols do when you click on them
Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 12:29 PM (EpMTZ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 30, 2015 12:30 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:31 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:31 PM (nMj2X)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 12:31 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:25 PM (f7rv6)
What, no faith in the gope?
Beard and Turtle got your back, yo.
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:32 PM (MQEz6)
Coming back as a neck-beard that tried to burn down his own mosque? Not so sweet.
Posted by: bananaDream at December 30, 2015 12:32 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:26 PM (nMj2X)
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I enjoy still life but I like female nudes, too. But rbrewer is a landscape man.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 12:32 PM (iQIUe)
Thank you. I will try that book, also.
Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 12:32 PM (YA3Tl)
528 Since this is a open thread and since I am willing to admit my ignorance on this, would someone tell why/how Rubio got the nickname "Dondi" and why is that insulting?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 30, 2015 12:30 PM (WVsWD)
He vaguely resembles said "Dondi", a lead character in the Mary Worth / Rex Parker, MD -verse of unread comic strips.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:32 PM (BK3ZS)
I wonder what we would've accomplished if not for the Progressives. I bet we'd have already been on Mars for a decade. The world would have cheap, readily available energy and food. Lots of other quantifiable good things would've happened too. We were on that type of trajectory.
We've done more to raise the standard of living for the entire planet, yet we're treated as though we've done the exact opposite.
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:33 PM (LUgeY)
Unbelievable that this man who had such an incredible career and was considered for a time as America's dad is seeing his whole life crumble before him.
Posted by: Cheri at December 30, 2015 12:33 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 12:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 12:34 PM (6xtq3)
534 519 I'm tired of looking at trees all the time. Can't we look at a lousy bowl of fruit every once in a while?
Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:26 PM (nMj2X)
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I enjoy still life but I like female nudes, too. But rbrewer is a landscape man.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 12:32 PM (iQIUe)
Maybe he wants to be a lumberjack.
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:34 PM (MQEz6)
Or is it FleaDip Wednesday down at the Ewok Day Spa and Emporium?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 12:34 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 12:23 PM (YA3Tl)
Why should we do your term paper research for you? You pop in here with a lame, and unfamiliar nic, and ask a question that is a complete non-sequitor. That looks like trolling to me, or else abject stupidity in the matter of trying to get some knowledge put to you. It's about like if I went on a knitting forum, and asked "where's the oil pan drain plug on an '89 Buick Regal?"
So kiss my ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2015 12:34 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 12:32 PM (iQIUe)
Hey I like looking at a stray Scotch pine or mighty oak as much as the next guy but all I'm saying is that man doesn't live by trees alone. Unless he is a tree doctor I suppose...
Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (nMj2X)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:31 PM (kZVsz)
Yes he does.
Now I need to find out who turned safe search off on this computer.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (WVsWD)
It would be nice.
I really need to thank the Moron who recommended putting the CZ-75 extractor spring in the Star Model B.
No shit, 225 rds through three different Star Bs, all with only one stovepipe.
Identify yourself, and take a bow.
I owe you bunches.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (ptqRm)
Y'know, back in the heyday of newspapers, there really were folks who were disappointed when "Mary Worth" didn't show up in the comics section one day...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (kZVsz)
I will go back to the blackboard and see if I can rework the theory for the ONT.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2015 12:28 PM (t8P62)
I believe the flaw in your theory rests on the premise that we are all in the same Universe.
The Horde, being a Multidimensional and Multiversal grouping of sane (sometimes) entities who cross Universal Divisions vie Pixies.... are not really bound by a single set of 'Laws'.
Thus the conundrum.... its almost impossible to create a Unified Theory.. which is why most of us follow the 'Style Book'....
And even it is more like 'guidelines'...
Posted by: BB Wolf, Planewalker at December 30, 2015 12:37 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 12:37 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 12:37 PM (t2KH5)
504 493
The ghoti puns are starting to smell - just seining.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
I'm so glad at least one other person around here knows the proper spelling of "fish."
Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2015 12:18 PM (jBuUi)
Sounds kind of dirty and icthy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: eman
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 12:37 PM (FkBIv)
He wears suspenders and a bra?
Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (nMj2X)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: States Attorney Mosby at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:39 PM (BK3ZS)
Note to self: Stay on far western edge of Denver metro area during upcoming visit.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2015 12:39 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:25 PM (f7rv6)
Trump should make that a standard campaign speech.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 12:39 PM (X6fMO)
If someone were to give me one for my birthday, I could live with it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 12:40 PM (ptqRm)
I know people love these CS-75's, but I just don't get it?
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (kZVsz)
Czech your privilege, hater.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:40 PM (j4wsR)
If that PA DA had waited another year the statute of limitations would
have ran out. That prosecution of Cosby looks like someone is getting
ready to run for office.
I think the article I read said it was a new DA, so maybe looking to make a name for him/herself.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 12:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 12:41 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2015 12:41 PM (HgMAr)
Especially considering the other Bill. C. is what Cosby did to the eleventy power but nobody cares (minus the women he roughed up). And his chief enabler Hillary is actually running for president.
Posted by: bananaDream at December 30, 2015 12:41 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:31 PM (kZVsz)
Yes he does.
Now I need to find out who turned safe search off on this computer.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (WVsWD)
Found Dondi Penn, I take it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 12:41 PM (kpqmD)
Most gawdawful Sig I've ever owned.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:42 PM (kZVsz)
558
"where's the oil pan drain plug on an '89 Buick Regal?"
So where is it, Mr. Smarty Boots? jk
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:39 PM (BK3ZS)
Where's Marisa Tomei when you need her?
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:42 PM (MQEz6)
Now I need to find out who turned safe search off on this computer.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (WVsWD)
Unforeseen horrors?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:42 PM (BK3ZS)
Almost completely C&R here.
Although I step into the conventional box on occasion.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 12:42 PM (ptqRm)
Unbelievable that this man who had such an incredible career and was considered for a time as America's dad is seeing his whole life crumble before him.
All for the sin of calling out the ghetto "culture" for the abomination that it is.
I guarantee you that had Cosby been a fervent disciple of the dog-eating crackhead and a leading BLM voice, he'd never see the inside of a courthouse for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 12:42 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:39 PM (BK3ZS)
Right on the bottom corner of the oil pan, next to the leak.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2015 12:42 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: scorecards at December 30, 2015 12:43 PM (jN+3o)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2015 12:43 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (kZVsz)
Heathen.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 12:43 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (nMj2X)
Spats and a jock.
Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2015 12:43 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2015 12:44 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 12:44 PM (ptqRm)
You love him.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2015 12:43 PM (3myMJ)
If Bierstadt is German beer than I'm in.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:44 PM (nMj2X)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 12:40 PM (oVJmc)
Or maybe the new DA wants to nail a creepy, rapey,evil rat bastard to the wall. If Bill Cosby did these crimes, then he's as low as it goes.
Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 12:44 PM (cCEFD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 30, 2015 12:45 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:45 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 12:46 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:46 PM (LUgeY)
They just haven't experienced the perfection* that is the H&K P30.
*Ha!, you anticipated, didn't you? Well, I'll take Mary Ann OR Ginger over Gaston.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 30, 2015 12:47 PM (nSW/N)
rapey,evil rat bastard to the wall. If Bill Cosby did these crimes, then
he's as low as it goes.
Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 12:44 PM (cCEFD)
Well then he should have been charged and prosecuted 11 years ago.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 12:47 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2015 12:47 PM (+c55T)
571 Abso-fucking-loutely!
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 12:47 PM (6xtq3)
Pick Jeb!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:47 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:48 PM (MQEz6)
Well, I made a beer run about an hour ago. Figured getting it today would be a lot better than tomorrow.
Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 12:48 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:50 PM (MQEz6)
Will be making a run tomorrow. I must celebrate my Beloved Crimson Tide's first playoff victory on the way to another National Championship.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:50 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: C-3P0, enjoying a sensual oil bath administered by Ewok slaves at December 30, 2015 12:51 PM (VAsIq)
538 Not a surprise at all. He told blacks to pull up their pants, learn to read and work harder.
Thought criminals such as him must be destroyed for the education of all the others.
Posted by: MAx at December 30, 2015 12:51 PM (LAliD)
But this is a problem with all "compact" Sigs, really.
HK. Because you suck. And we hate you.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:51 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: m at December 30, 2015 12:52 PM (d4uu4)
574 Things are likely to get better. All the people in government agencies are probably worried about what is going to happen after Obama is gone. The stock and bond markets are likely to crash. So there go the federal pensions. All the state and local pensions are laughably over generous. Tax collections in 2016 are likely going to plummet. Suddenly all the government workers will have to find some other way to make a living than french kissing their boss's ass.
Posted by: scorecards at December 30, 2015 12:43 PM (jN+3o)
Errrr, I don't want to be harsh, but that's ridiculous. There's no way in HELL that any fed gov worker is gonna lose their job or their pension, no matter what the economy does. Fedzilla and the bipartisan suckers of cock in Congress will borrow whatever money it takes to fund those jobs and pensions, even if they have to monetize the debt even more than they already have.
Unless they're working in the military or DoD. Those folks are fucked.
Put it to you this way, name a fed agency outside of DoD that has been shut down or significantly downsized in the last 50 years, WITHOUT having the staff folded into another agency.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:53 PM (j4wsR)
Posted by: m at December 30, 2015 12:53 PM (d4uu4)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 12:53 PM (VAsIq)
That's 12 last year, averaging one a month, and more than the previous year. Every year its more; whether they're being reported more or more or happening I do not know, but I strongly suspect its more frequent.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 12:54 PM (39g3+)
They are hounding Cosby while Clinton campaigns for Hillary.
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:54 PM (MQEz6)
It's amazing how the idea of getting the economy going again never seems to occur to them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:56 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: fly gal at December 30, 2015 12:56 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye
You know, occasionally I'll click a link from some known and trusted Moron or 'ette who says "I'll just leave this here," or, certainly, an Anna Puma jpg link, but I'm getting to the point where I just don't care enough to click on a no-description link, especially to YouTube.
(I rarely watch a YouTube online, so it doesn't track my usage, and if I want to check out what it is, I start a download and wait for the title to show up, but that's a small hassle I'd rather avoid.)
Even worse is some TinyURL which actually ends up going to YouTube (which has it's own short links, FYI, folks - see Share button on vid pages).
Posted by: mindful webworker - gripe, gripe, gripe at December 30, 2015 12:56 PM (mf0wg)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 12:57 PM (6xtq3)
Out here in Cal, all I get is Jeb's ads. Which I mute - much more entertaining that way.
........................
Donald Trump cannot insult his way to the presidency.
Posted by: my TV every 20 minutes at December 30, 2015 12:57 PM (HgMAr)
And given Clinton's behavior? Cosby is the bad guy?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 12:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IllTemperedYoda at December 30, 2015 12:57 PM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 30, 2015 12:58 PM (nSW/N)
The Clinton Scenario just needed political power. Bill felt entitled.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 12:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 12:58 PM (VAsIq)
But this is a problem with all "compact" Sigs, really.
HK. Because you suck. And we hate you.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:51 PM (kZVsz)
Yup.... 229 would be my go to piece... if I had one... damn canoe accident...
Note, In California as of Jan 1, someone can go to a court, and they can order a gun seizure, with NO NOTICE to the person they are seizing guns from....
Expect this to become common place in divorce proceedings... or by anyone who is an anti gun nut.
Posted by: BB Wolf, Planewalker at December 30, 2015 12:59 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:59 PM (kZVsz)
Donate now, and I will blow all of my funds in a primary that never matters!
Posted by: Jeb! at December 30, 2015 12:59 PM (+c55T)
The only govt. workers that ever seem to lose their jobs are whistle-blowers.
Funny that...
Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 12:59 PM (DrCtv)
The Clinton Scenario just needed political power. Bill felt entitled.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 12:58 PM (oVJmc)
Cosby? drugs.... Clinton? He had Hillary and the Secret Service..... and still does.
Posted by: BB Wolf, Planewalker at December 30, 2015 01:00 PM (f7rv6)
The truth is, nothing works the way it used to. Jeb is working on 1990s era political culture and that's just not how to do it any longer. He's making a lot of consultants and ad companies money, at least.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 01:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: my TV every 20 minutes at December 30, 2015 12:57 PM (HgMAr)
ha
Posted by: m at December 30, 2015 01:00 PM (d4uu4)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 01:01 PM (6xtq3)
Expect this to become common place in divorce proceedings... or by anyone who is an anti gun nut.
It's already commonplace in divorce proceedings. Getting an ex parte domestic violence restraining order is a tactic routinely used to get leverage in divorce proceedings whether there is any real basis for them or not.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:01 PM (kpqmD)
Unless they're working in the military or DoD. Those folks are fucked.
Put it to you this way, name a fed agency outside of DoD that has been shut down or significantly downsized in the last 50 years, WITHOUT having the staff folded into another agency.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:53 PM (j4wsR)
I heard from some folks who were working for the feds during the Clinton/Gingrich shutdown showdown, and apparently many federal workers were furloughed at that time.
When the Great Federal Machine started up again (much to the joy of federal workers), those who had been furloughed were given back pay for the time they missed.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 01:01 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 30, 2015 01:02 PM (MIKMs)
Note, In California as of Jan 1, someone can go to a court, and they can order a gun seizure, with NO NOTICE to the person they are seizing guns from....
Expect this to become common place in divorce proceedings... or by anyone who is an anti gun nut.
Posted by: BB Wolf, Planewalker at December 30, 2015 12:59 PM (f7rv6)
Supposedly, the seizure orders can only be initiated by family members, but we all know that the commie pinko cocksuckers in the CA state court system will expand that to include anyone that wants to fuck with gun owners.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 12:47 PM (t2KH5)
Can't speak to the process or the prosecution, only to the nature of the crimes, and ifCosby's guilty of them then he is one evil piece of shit.
Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (cCEFD)
Posted by: A Message from Donald Trump at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (8ZskC)
=================
http://goo.gl/gVEcE1
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)
Wow what a shocker. I thought they would have just let them set up Facebook pages and text friends.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (LA7Cm)
On a different topic - I have Timney triggers in my competition rifles and I cannot say enough good things about the people who work there. They really took great care of me in Phoenix this year.
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (6xtq3)
HK. Because you suck. And we hate you.
HK USP .45 acp Compact was my concealed carry gun. Now that Texas will go to open carry, I'll switch to my H&K USP .45 acp Full Size in an OWB holster.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:04 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Index finger at December 30, 2015 01:04 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: BB Wolf, Planewalker at December 30, 2015 12:59 PM (f7rv6)
***
A Bill has been introduced in Georgia that would mandate a waiting period and a Judges approval to purchase a gun for anyone involved in Divorce proceedings.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 30, 2015 01:04 PM (pKSAU)
Radio Dismuke will ring in the New Year in all four continental United States time zones with our eleventh annual New Year's Eve broadcast. Joining Dismuke on the broadcast will be guest contributors Eddie The Collector, Matt From College Station as well as Erik, Randy and Leslie who will be bringing lots of fun and interesting 1920s and 1930s recordings from their respective 78 rpm record collections. The year 2016 will also mark the 100th anniversary of the year 1916 - so we will commemorate the occasion by including a few recordings from that year as well. There is no better way to get a brand new year off to a great start than with lots of happy, jazzy and melodic vintage recordings.
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 30, 2015 01:04 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 12:47 PM (t2KH5)
Can't speak to the process or the prosecution, only to the nature of the crimes, and ifCosby's guilty of them then he is one evil piece of shit.
Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (cCEFD)
Because presumption of innocence should only apply to rich white former politicians.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:05 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (cCEFD)
That would be a big fat "if."
I always find it amusing, many in our society are very quick to point out how police are not perfect, and they make mistakes that can cost people their lives.
Some of those same folks will believe anything and everything some lawyer prosecutor says about a particular defendant.
Cosby might very well be a political unperson, hounded and prosecuted for daring to say things that are not politically correct about what is wrong with Black America.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 01:06 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 01:07 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Gingy at December 30, 2015 01:08 PM (N8hFs)
So, it's pretty much all Glock 19 or 30, all the time for me.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 01:08 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 01:08 PM (6xtq3)
Well, I made a beer run about an hour ago. Figured getting it today would be a lot better than tomorrow.
Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 12:48 PM (DrCtv)
Heh.
Love the painting! Is cooold here, looks like the painting but snowier. Snowed more last night. But was all powdery fluff snow so at least wiping car off was easy! No scraping, just dust it off and are good to go.
For anyone in our area that loves skiing/boarding in fresh powder, today would be pure heaven to go. Now I know where my coworkers all went...
Manning the office by myself today.Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 01:08 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Gingy at December 30, 2015 01:08 PM (N8hFs)
The smell of death?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
We're all part of the human family!
Posted by: CA Judges at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (fWAjv)
A Bill has been introduced in Georgia that would mandate a waiting
period and a Judges approval to purchase a gun for anyone involved in
Divorce proceedings.
So the bill assumes a vengeful man, and not a fearful woman.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 01:10 PM (oVJmc)
The smell of death?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (
---
Nah, more rank.
Posted by: Gingy at December 30, 2015 01:10 PM (N8hFs)
A Bill has been introduced in Georgia that would mandate a waiting period and a Judges approval to purchase a gun for anyone involved in Divorce proceedings.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 30, 2015 01:04 PM (pKSAU)
That sounds like a potential issue for people who really do have an abusive spouse. Who tend to be set off by things like restraining orders and divorces, iirc.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 01:10 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (fWAjv)
He must have been thinking of Reggie.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:10 PM (kpqmD)
====
See?! He tells it like it is, man!
Posted by: Bigby's Hook Em Horns at December 30, 2015 01:11 PM (3ZtZW)
A Bill has been introduced in Georgia that would mandate a waiting
period and a Judges approval to purchase a gun for anyone involved in
Divorce proceedings.
So the bill assumes a vengeful man, and not a fearful woman.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 01:10 PM (oVJmc)
Don't forget vengeful women.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:11 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Sista Sledgehammer at December 30, 2015 01:12 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 01:12 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: A Message from Donald Trump
So are we!!!
Posted by: Your GOP Betters at December 30, 2015 01:12 PM (9YDUz)
First DA chose not to file the case. I think it was because it as a he said/she said deal. But now with all these other women coming forward, I think they are going to use his other alleged rapes to show a common plan/m.o. His goose is cooked!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 01:12 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: CA Judges
I got all my sisters with me
Posted by: Sista Sledgehammer at December 30, 2015 01:12 PM (FkBIv)
We are family!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:13 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: BurtTC
Also the many women who have come forward, and co-stars who have admitted to knowing things were going on, and Cosby's own shifting version of events, and on and on. People are not just relying on some lawyer's version on this story.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 01:13 PM (VAsIq)
653 So, they registered all the guns, and now they're coming to confiscate them? Doesn't sound at all like what the pro-2A people have been saying would happen for years.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 01:12 PM (kZVsz)
And they wonder why we "bitterly cling" to our guns.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 01:13 PM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 01:13 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Wanda at December 30, 2015 01:14 PM (7x4lH)
325 for 6 hours.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:14 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:14 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (fWAjv)
One step close to mincing out of the closet
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2015 01:15 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 01:15 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 01:15 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 01:15 PM (DrCtv)
Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 01:16 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 01:13 PM (VAsIq)
Until he gets tried in court, with his OWN lawyer involved, yes, you are.
Or are you suggesting bimbo eruptions/rape stories are always the truth?
It's the seriousness of the charge that means we have to take it all seriousy and stuff.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 01:16 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:14 PM (Fmupd)
Well, yesterday I think ace rolled out of bed right about the time I left the office...
This week has been torturously slow at work. Tomorrow is going to be awful.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 01:16 PM (lIU4e)
Hi, I'm Donald Trump and I'm insulting my way to the Presidency.
Posted by: A Message from Donald Trump
Worked for me, you bitter clingers!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 01:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:16 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 01:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 01:17 PM (a0IVu)
The 'if Cosby's guilty' part of the sentence implies presumption of innocence. That said, I don't know why there would be a Bill Cosby Protective Society at work on this thread. Cosby's accused of surreptitiously dopingdozens women into insensibility and then raping them.
So yeah: white knight for the guy all you want. Why you would want to do so is beyond me, but hey, free country.
Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:18 PM (cCEFD)
Why would anyone lie about something that important??
Posted by: Hands Up/Don't Shoot at December 30, 2015 01:18 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: my TV every 20 minutes at December 30, 2015 12:57 PM (HgMAr)
That tactic is reserved for us and the Democrats who actually are sort of us!
Posted by: Your MSM Overlords - Now With 15% More Mind Gruel! at December 30, 2015 01:18 PM (hLRSq)
A debate between Ivanka Trump and Chelsea Clinton.
Posted by: Joanne at December 30, 2015 01:18 PM (hgBpU)
So yeah: white knight for the guy all you want. Why you would want to do so is beyond me, but hey, free country.
Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:18 PM (cCEFD)
Good lord, you can be an insufferable twit.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 01:19 PM (Dj0WE)
===
I was always partial to Graham Parsons version...sob...sob...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 01:19 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 01:16 PM (8ZskC)
You called?
Posted by: The Holy Mackeral at December 30, 2015 01:19 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:20 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: bourbonchicken at December 30, 2015 01:20 PM (Y25kh)
Or are you suggesting bimbo eruptions/rape stories are always the truth?
Posted by: BurtTC
No, I'm simply saying we're hearing more than "anything and everything some lawyer prosecutor says about a particular defendant," Burt. I'm not saying Cosby is guilty or innocent. Frankly, I don't really care. But people are allowed to make judgments; they simply aren't legally binding unless you're lucky enough to be on a jury.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 01:21 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 01:21 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 01:17 PM (a0IVu)
Oh he'll be coming out alright but as something totally FAAAABULOUS!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2015 01:21 PM (493sH)
When this came up before I think I mentioned my opinion is that cosby was probably pretty sleazy, and using his position to get women. He probably was giving them drugs, but I'm a call BullShit on the idea that you came to his hotel room, and took drugs from him, and thought they were cold medicine. Which was, like, half of the stories I heard.
Oh, and there was one where he kissed and propositioned someone.
There may very well be worse ones, and if there is any evidence by all means I hope they nail him to the wall. But come on.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 01:22 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (fWAjv)
Seems oddly unmasculine. I mean there are songs that stir me deeply but that song? Wierd. Has ever shed a tear when The Star Spangled Banner was played over the grave of an American serviceman?
On another topic- isn't Lingering Snows a song by Hank Williams? Sad song, depressing even.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2015 01:22 PM (Sf7oH)
Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2015 01:23 PM (HtUkt)
So - no "burning times", as so many here fantasize about. Not that they're wrong in principle, just details - we are IN the burning times now. Financially, in terms of rule of law and the intangibles that undergird it, in terms of global credibility, and our civic culture (ordered liberty under the constitution, with public sensibility informing the institutions). But so many expect a dramatic, concrete, game-changing break. Uh uh.
2008 was a mini-black swan, and look at the response. 100% doubling-down, massive WORSENING of policies, instincts, practices (from bond looting to de facto bank nationalization/cartelization to mau-mauing bank executives to welfare for borrowers). Everything got worse. Every prudent foundational idea was discarded, every stupid or illegal or insane short-term fix was implemented.
Who knows, there might be a dramatic, Hollywood-style "burning times". But very unlikely. At least not any time soon. The prosperous parts of the economy support the rest, our world reserve currency status and collapse of responsible behavior/citizenship among elites provide huge leeway for band-aid/sustaining measures. So more of the slow, then rapid, then slow again, degradation is more likely.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2015 01:23 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:23 PM (Fmupd)
>> in a primary that never matters!
>> Posted by: Jeb! at December 30, 2015 12:59 PM
I'm beginning to suspect not all of the Jeb! postings here are authentic. Given I'm sure I can get a "Hail fellow, well met!" from Jon or Jim in return for my unused campaign funds, I would never say anything like the above.
Posted by: Jeb! at December 30, 2015 01:24 PM (nSW/N)
Yes it will be.
With 26 years senority, and 2.5 days of vacation left, my dumb ass is still coming in.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:24 PM (rIQuo)
And if 0zero gets a dark spot on his head, it would be best delivered by a Louisville Slugger.
One can but hope.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 30, 2015 01:24 PM (7x4lH)
Again with the insults--something you'll notice I don't do. Chill out, Burt.
Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:24 PM (cCEFD)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2015 01:22 PM (Sf7oH)
Lingering Snows...in Alabama?
Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2015 01:24 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 01:26 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:24 PM (rIQuo)
I have a ton of vacation. My boss wanted to go out of town with his wife and I told him I had no problem working. And there was no point in wasting leave.
but god its slow!
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (fWAjv)
Seems oddly unmasculine. I mean there are songs that stir me deeply but that song? Wierd. "
Fcuking weird.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (LA7Cm)
Tires are bald. Lube oil has metal shavings all throughout it.
WASTF.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (rIQuo)
What better way to piss off our enemies.
Here are few variations based on recent military operations. Please offer some of your own:
1. Operation Iraqi Schlong.
2. Operation Enduring Schlong.
3. Operation New Schlong.
4. Operation Desert Schlong.
5. Operation Rolling Schlong.
Posted by: Zombie Dwight D. Eisenhower at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Bigby's Hook Em Horns at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (VAsIq)
I suspect once Obama is out of office, he will come out as a practicing Muslim and admit it was his faith all along, from his days in the madrasah and onwards.
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 01:17 PM (a0IVu)
Honestly, I've never been convinced by the Obama-as-mohammedan argument. It's been my observation that for most folks, it's the teen years that really form their adult worldview. By that time in his life, JugEars was more steeped in the "communist academia" culture than mohammedan.
Still, his childhood in the madrassa definitely instilled an unhealthy admiration for the mohammedans. But I see more of the atheist commie in him rather than the crypto-mohammedan.
But I certainly could be wrong about the whole thing.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 01:28 PM (j4wsR)
Love child, never meant to be!
Love child, born in poverty
Love child, never meant to be!
Love child, take a look at me
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
Posted by: Diane With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 01:28 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 01:28 PM (6xtq3)
Brandon Finnigan - "That's CAC, that's CAC"
Ok predictions for 2016
Pennsylvania will vote for the winner of the general election.
Virginia will vote for the Democratic Presidential candidate for the third straight cycle.
Democrats will pick up at least one Senate seat, several House seats. Senate control a tossup, House stays in Republican hands.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 01:28 PM (kdS6q)
Could be. All I know is that they are both related to Reuben.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 01:29 PM (LA7Cm)
Actually most of the reports I've read are along the lines of "we took drugs and had sex and now I'm claiming assault." I wouldn't be surprised if some actor was a debauched piece of trash who raped women, but I get a bad witch hunt vibe with Cosby.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 01:29 PM (39g3+)
Low character, to be sure, but it'd be a hoot.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 30, 2015 01:29 PM (7x4lH)
Posted by: Molly Malone at December 30, 2015 01:30 PM (1xUj/)
Hate to go all Whoopie on you but he never raped raped them as I understand it. No penis insertion. Not that what he is accused of doing isn't bad.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 01:30 PM (AC18V)
No one sings it like Caitlyn.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 01:31 PM (oVJmc)
Christmas in Dixie, it's snowin' in the pines,
Merry Christmas from Dixie, to everyone tonight,
--Alabama
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:31 PM (rIQuo)
____________________
No, but Rueben is. He's always hanging out down at the Turkey Club.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 01:31 PM (KCQo0)
Getting a lot of mileage from this thread....anyone check the tires? oil?
Tires are bald. Lube oil has metal shavings all throughout it.
WASTF.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (rIQuo)
So Pixy's hamster-powered servers are on an LCS? No WONDER......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 01:32 PM (j4wsR)
Getting a lot of mileage from this thread....anyone check the tires? oil?
.....................
Yes! Make sure those tires are properly inflated! But oil... you can check that?
Posted by: Dr. Hussein - Captain Climate, AA, BFD at December 30, 2015 01:32 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 01:32 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 01:32 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (VAsIq)
*sings*
Should old bimbo eruptions be forgot
And never brought to mind
we'll play "Hide the Cigar" again my dear
For Auld Lang Syne.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 01:33 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Felix Frankfurter at December 30, 2015 01:33 PM (8ZskC)
Hot young actress: "Ok."
*passes out*
*is raped*
*Cosby's behavior is excused because the girl took drugs willingly*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 01:33 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 01:34 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Jared, former Subway Spokesthing at December 30, 2015 01:34 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 01:32 PM (6xtq3)
Then we go out like Major "King" Kong!
"Take that, Maynard G. Krebs! Yahoo!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 01:35 PM (hLRSq)
Lemmy played the bass with a pick, fast and loud. What I try to do.
Posted by: bourbonchicken at December 30, 2015 01:36 PM (Y25kh)
Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:36 PM (Fmupd)
___________________________
*sobbing*
I know. I know.
*blubbering ihncoherently*
Posted by: John Boehner at December 30, 2015 01:36 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Dagwood at December 30, 2015 01:36 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 01:29 PM (LA7Cm)
Also good friends with;
Sir Loin of Beef
Sir Osis of Liver
The Cab of Calloway
The Duke of Ellington
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at December 30, 2015 01:36 PM (JOG+K)
Sorry. "Muzzie call to prayer is the most beautiful sound" & "if the winds should change, I'll stand with the goatfuckers" ARE NOT normal things a non muzzie says.
Call to prayer sounds like you grabbed a cat by the tail an proceeded to rub it from the base of the tail to it's head. Beautiful? Caterwauling.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:37 PM (rIQuo)
"Is the Count of Monte Cristo the love-child of the Earl of Sandwich?"
Actually, we should consider referring to the Earl of Sandwich as Moron Emeritus. Because of the legend that he created his namesake food to more swiftly return to the gaming tables. That's Horde-worthy behavior.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 01:37 PM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 01:29 PM (LA7Cm)
Also good friends with;
Sir Loin of Beef
Sir Osis of Liver
The Cab of Calloway
The Duke of Ellington
And Bloody Mary.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:37 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Xi Jinping at December 30, 2015 01:38 PM (oFzGS)
Posted by: Soona
Which corner?
Oh, thought you said "tight."
Posted by: Presn't Obama at December 30, 2015 01:38 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2015 01:38 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: JEB! at December 30, 2015 01:38 PM (eOGea)
Shoot the guy to the left of you. Kiss the girl to the right.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 01:38 PM (1xUj/)
Down on the corner,
Out in the street?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:39 PM (rIQuo)
Call to prayer sounds like you grabbed a cat by the tail an proceeded to rub it from the base of the tail to it's head. Beautiful? Caterwauling.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:37 PM (rIQuo)
I know I always get confused and say 'my muslim faith.'
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:39 PM (fWAjv)
Hot young actress: "Ok."
*passes out*
*is raped*
*Cosby's behavior is excused because the girl took drugs willingly*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 01:33 PM (VAsIq)
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Then three or four years after this is non-news, the said actress will be bragging to her girlfriends that she fucked Bill Cosby.
Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: weew at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (EaEMG)
Shoot the guy to the left of you. Kiss the girl to the right.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 01:38 PM (1xUj/)
...at what point do we resort to cannibalism?
I know it's a little soon, but I just want to lay out the groundwork. Make sure we all agree.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (a0IVu)
You know, I always thought Obama was too much of a narcissist to really believe in any higher power, but since it has been pointed out that being a muslim is focused more on actions than belief?
Yeah. I buy that.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (lIU4e)
was hoping ace or one of the co bloggers would do a post on the hordes favorite quotes. Maybe top two. Everyone has to have one.
Mine is Stuart Mills 'war is an ugly thing......'
Anyone else?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 01:41 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 01:41 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: m at December 30, 2015 01:41 PM (d4uu4)
Posted by: Fluffernutter at December 30, 2015 01:41 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (Fmupd)
I honestly don't know about this, I just know that I do NOT buy that any of these women would go to this mans hotel room, take drugs willingly and then be shocked that they were party drugs. Oh My Stars!
Which makes me mistrust the rest. So.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 01:42 PM (lIU4e)
Third world shit hole slums are not noted for their fine acoustics.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 01:42 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 01:42 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Diane With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 01:42 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:43 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 01:43 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 30, 2015 01:43 PM (dULJN)
The SCOAMF uses religion as a tool to bludgeon his opponents, the man is perhaps the laziest politician I've ever seen and practicing a religion, really practicing takes real honest work.
The man hasn't worked an honest day in his life.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 30, 2015 01:43 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 01:43 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Lamorna at December 30, 2015 01:43 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Twilight Zone Nuclear Vault Survivor at December 30, 2015 01:44 PM (Y25kh)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (AC18V)
Mine is Bill Clintoon....."I did not have sexual relations w/that woman...Miss Lewinsky."
Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2015 01:44 PM (HtUkt)
Good one. And I told you that my post would generate a nood.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 01:44 PM (AC18V)
That strikes me as a faith statement.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2015 01:44 PM (Sf7oH)
The better to cover up the screams of young children being raped and wives being beaten.
Posted by: Fluffernutter at December 30, 2015 01:44 PM (KCQo0)
I know it's a little soon, but I just want to lay out the groundwork. Make sure we all agree.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Immediately after the weigh-in.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 01:45 PM (VAsIq)
Again.
Posted by: JEM at December 30, 2015 01:45 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 01:45 PM (8ZskC)
Mine is Stuart Mills 'war is an ugly thing......'
Anyone else?
If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.
Life's tough. Tougher if you're stupid.
-John Wayne
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:46 PM (rIQuo)
_______________
Really?
I find it quite lovely. One of the most beautiful sounds in all the world, in fact. And I'm doing my best to ensure that it is a sound that will be heard daily in the U.S. (which is one of the world's largest Muslim countries!) from sea to shining sea.
Fundamental transformation, bitches!
Posted by: Barry "I'll Stand with the Muslims" Obama at December 30, 2015 01:47 PM (a31sM)
Sorry. "Muzzie call to prayer is the most beautiful sound" & "if the winds should change, I'll stand with the goatfuckers" ARE NOT normal things a non muzzie says.
Call to prayer sounds like you grabbed a cat by the tail an proceeded to rub it from the base of the tail to it's head. Beautiful? Caterwauling.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:37 PM (rIQuo)
-------------
A local talk show here in OKC put together an audio of nothing but sound bites of Dear Leader's praise and adulation of islam. It was lengthy. Quite the eye opener.
He's a muzzie.
Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:47 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 01:47 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 01:47 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 30, 2015 01:47 PM (WVvzl)
A little mood music: https://youtu.be/vc6vs-l5dkc (sfw)
Wait, wrong mood.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2015 01:47 PM (YEelc)
The 'if Cosby's guilty' part of the sentence implies presumption of innocence. That said, I don't know why there would be a Bill Cosby Protective Society at work on this thread. Cosby's accused of surreptitiously dopingdozens women into insensibility and then raping them.
So yeah: white knight for the guy all you want. Why you would want to do so is beyond me, but hey, free country.Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:18 PM (cCEFD)I'm not "white knighting" for Cosby. If he's guilty (and I have no idea whether he is or not), then throw the book at him.That being said - I'm realistic enough to know if he were a racist dickweed like Samuel L. Jackson or Spike Lee, every one of his accusers would long since have been dismissed as nuts or sluts.Cosby ran away from the plantation and now the owners have set the dogs on him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 01:48 PM (X6fMO)
-- William "Alfalfa Bill" Murray, Oklahoma governor from 1931-1935, describing his term as governor.
Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2015 01:49 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Furious George
You joking me? Ain't nothing courageous about coming out as atheist. I'm betting on gay.
Posted by: Cait J at December 30, 2015 01:49 PM (oFzGS)
Nuh uh. I told a devious and then an exculpation.
However, if you're still feeling raw about it, I will share my paste sammich with you.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 01:51 PM (1xUj/)
Just raising awareness and...inciting a war between the umah and the kuffar?
Posted by: PJ at December 30, 2015 01:52 PM (cHuNI)
And how is that "future" thing working out for people who insulted the United States of America: Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Khaddafi, Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, Charaffe al Mouadan, Abdel Kader Hakim, Samy Amimour and the two San Bernardino shooters?
Not a lot of "future" in insulting America.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 01:52 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Gary Nathaniel Moore, Devout Asslifting Arsonist at December 30, 2015 01:52 PM (/f6Nd)
But he will be included in the stats about attacks against Islam
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 01:53 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2015 01:53 PM (eeTCA)
Kid throws tantrum after getting wrong video game for Christmas
https://youtu.be/QcmA4rwW0FY
in an adult. I'm exhausted.
Posted by: mindful webworker - because I said so at December 30, 2015 01:53 PM (mf0wg)
Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2015 01:54 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Cait J at December 30, 2015 01:54 PM (oFzGS)
Toure
@benshapiro Your tweet was beyond moronic and also insanely offensive.
Ben Shapiro
You find broccoli offensive, so I don't care much what you think.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 01:55 PM (kdS6q)
A praying schedule like that must take a toll on one's prospects for advancement at like, you know, a job.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 01:55 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2015 01:54 PM (8aOqE)
That I will believe.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 01:56 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 01:56 PM (zOTsN)
Andy Lancaster
"Good morning, ma'am," a member of the uniformed Secret Service once greeted Hillary Clinton.
"Fnck off," she replied.
http://nyp.st/1iRXGIZ
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 01:57 PM (kdS6q)
787
Toure
@benshapiro Your tweet was beyond moronic and also insanely offensive.
Ben Shapiro
You find broccoli offensive, so I don't care much what you think.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 01:55 PM (kdS6q)
Has Toure been to Peruvia yet? I had heard their ambassador personally invited him to visit.
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 01:58 PM (MQEz6)
A praying schedule like that must take a toll on one's prospects for advancement at like, you know, a job.
Next on CAIRs 2016 agenda, a prayer room in every office building in America.
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 01:58 PM (a0IVu)
______________
In his mug shot, you can see the rug burn on his forehead, which happens with muslim prayer. Like a shape of a "V".
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 01:58 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December
-------------------
Job? He's living a dream on 'Bama's stash.
Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:59 PM (Fmupd)
*conk*
*conk*
*conk*
Ow, ow. Just ow. Oh shit that hurts.
*conk*
Ow!
Posted by: Gary Nathaniel Moore, Devout Asslifting Arsonist at December 30, 2015 02:00 PM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 01:56 PM (zOTsN)
If he'd like to make a contributions to my kids college loan that would be great also!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 02:00 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Diane With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 02:01 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 02:02 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 01:56 PM (zOTsN)
==============================================
What the ?? Is he under some sort of contractual obligation to do so?
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 02:02 PM (dFi94)
Not a lot of "future" in insulting America.
....................
I've been doing it for 7 years and now I'm on vacay in Howareya suckers.
Posted by: King Beriberi at December 30, 2015 02:02 PM (HgMAr)
Also with being the muzzie goat. IYKWIMAIKTYD
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 02:04 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at December 30, 2015 02:06 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 02:06 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 02:06 PM (AC18V)
We won 14-2. Israel wants to win, not you as yet.
Posted by: Syed Farook at December 30, 2015 02:07 PM (oFzGS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 02:07 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 02:07 PM (Fmupd)
"Good morning, ma'am," a member of the uniformed Secret Service once greeted Hillary Clinton.
"Fnck off," she replied.
...........................
...and here, clean out this colostomy bag, asshole."
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (pVkEV)
Mine is Stuart Mills 'war is an ugly thing......'
Anyone else?
If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.
Life's tough. Tougher if you're stupid.
-John Wayne
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:46 PM (rIQuo)
I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.
John Wayne, the Shootist
Posted by: BB Wolf, Planewalker at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: This Thread at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (nMj2X)
Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at December 30, 2015 02:09 PM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: This Thread at December 30, 2015 02:09 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 02:07 PM (Fmupd)
Its only mostly dead...
Posted by: Miracle Max at December 30, 2015 02:09 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 02:09 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: This Thread at December 30, 2015 02:09 PM (kZVsz)
You're not looking anyone.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 02:10 PM (nMj2X)
themselves so as to confuse the authorities. Moore should have gotten a
enviro activist to set the fire for some type of quid pro quo.>>>
Maybe they could make an app like Ubber for it.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2015 02:10 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Lamar Odom at December 30, 2015 02:11 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 02:11 PM (nMj2X)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 02:12 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Justin Timberlake at December 30, 2015 02:13 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Zed at December 30, 2015 02:13 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Diane With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 02:14 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (dFi94)
It doesn't me usually. In fact, I can have a drink for dinner instead of food and feel satisfied. Are you drinking really sugary mixers?
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 02:14 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Soona
Asserting a fait accompli in order to bring about a narrative. Psyching out people in order to get them to accept defeat.
How... liberal.
"We'll never be able to deport ...", etc.
If this thread needs to last until the end of time, so be it!
Posted by: MSM at December 30, 2015 02:14 PM (oFzGS)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2015 02:14 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at December 30, 2015 02:14 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Zed at December 30, 2015 02:15 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 02:15 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Diane With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 02:14 PM (iQIUe)
You thought it was easy to be a murderer but you never get a day off.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 02:15 PM (nMj2X)
Posted by: Brian Williams at December 30, 2015 02:15 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Draki at December 30, 2015 02:15 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (dFi94)
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Food on whiskey, mighty risky.
Food on beer, you're not queer.
........or something like that.
Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 02:16 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Brian Williams at December 30, 2015 02:16 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 02:16 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
That's what they want others to think but they are known to help it along with other things like sandpaper.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2015 02:16 PM (9YDUz)
Does anyone know why drinking alcohol makes you really hungry?
..................
Because your stomach feels empty after the heaves?
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2015 02:16 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (kZVsz)
for dinner instead of food and feel satisfied. Are you drinking really
sugary mixers?
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 02:14 PM (lIU4e)
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Yes - I thought a nice glass of fruit punch would help my throat. Then I realized I was drinking from the container left over from Christmas, which contains pretty much every kind of alcohol along with cranberry juice.. Then suddenly I was famished. I think I ate 6 brownies.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (dFi94)
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (rIQuo)
https://twitter.com/FlitterOnFraud
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 02:09 PM (MQEz6)
Blast it Jim! I'm a doctor, not cob-logger!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (DLIIY)
*pushes case of Valu-Rite through door with an eleven foot pole*
God speed, forgotten Horde!
*leaves*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 30, 2015 02:18 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Brian Williams at December 30, 2015 02:15 PM (VAsIq)
You're a mean news anchor Brian.
Posted by: Draki at December 30, 2015 02:18 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog
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Olives aren't filling enough?
Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2015 02:18 PM (3GAnN)
New batch of Hillary Clinton emails will hit the Internet on New Year's Eve - when no one is paying attention
DailyMail
Thanks Trent!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 02:18 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 02:18 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 02:18 PM (8ZskC)
And yet pundits are baffled by Trumps appeal.
Weasel Zippers
Yup. Remember when the "Pundits" said trump would never last...NOW they say he could never beat hillary?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 02:19 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2015 02:18 PM (3GAnN)
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Oooooo - now I want olives. Darn it, I think the urchins ate them all.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 02:19 PM (dFi94)
When anyone talks about boutique ammo, I immediately think of one of my favorite movies. One that every boy should be required to watch on how to be a man. Quigley Down Under.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 02:20 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Cait J at December 30, 2015 02:20 PM (oFzGS)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently Vile) at December 30, 2015 02:21 PM (XTqOc)
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently Vile) at December 30, 2015 02:21 PM (XTqOc)
Screw your fresh air!
Posted by: Draki at December 30, 2015 02:22 PM (0eidE)
Trashcan punch FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 02:22 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (dFi94)
Hee! It's probably just post holiday sugar high. I keep wanting sweets (thankfully have no baked goods in the house). Maybe I need a detox.
Food on whiskey, mighty risky.
Food on beer, you're not queer.
Thumbs up!
Although sidenote: that 'liquor before beer in the clear' thing did not work for me last time I tried it!
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 02:22 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 02:22 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: I'm not Rappaport at December 30, 2015 02:30 PM (vA94g)
Whiskey on beer, never fear.
/pours mug of beer
/pours shot of whiskey
/drops shotglass into mug
/What now, bitchez?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 02:35 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Michael K at December 30, 2015 07:53 PM (8w5oQ)
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