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Samuel John Lamorna Birch, "Lingering Snows" (1906)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 09:09 AM




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1 First?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:11 AM (rIQuo)

2 I'll get the others.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:11 AM (rIQuo)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:11 AM (rIQuo)

4 Hat trick!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:12 AM (rIQuo)

5 Looks cold

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 09:12 AM (t2KH5)

6 Mine mine mine! All mine!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:12 AM (rIQuo)

7 Why is it lingering? Is it June?

Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 09:12 AM (DrCtv)

8 Round these here parts it snows regular snow. Never hear of it snowing "lingerings".

Posted by: The County Jerk Store at December 30, 2015 09:12 AM (AxTzt)

9 Samuel John Lamorna Birch, "Lingering Snows"



He's poplar.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:13 AM (rIQuo)

10 Theres snow in them there hills.

But it looks like it is melting. An early spring painting?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:13 AM (voOPb)

11 Hat trick!
Posted by: rickb223


Is that where Bullwinkle pulls a rabbit out of his hat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 09:13 AM (FkBIv)

12 Why is it lingering? Is it June?



August.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:13 AM (rIQuo)

13 5 Looks cold
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 30, 2015

Thats the problem with you southerners. You get all worried when you see a little white on the landscape

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:14 AM (voOPb)

14 So this is like Muddy Browns?
Better if there is smoke? On the water?

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 09:14 AM (UnbLD)

15 rdbrewer seems to have a thing about trees.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:14 AM (dFi94)

16 Ugh. I have to look at snow outside. Why do I have to look at it here?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 09:15 AM (X6fMO)

17 Lingering in that much of the snow has melted.

Note how the sniper has carefully trod only upon the grass and not left any snow footprints.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:15 AM (1xUj/)

18 Samuel John Lamorna Birch, "Lingering Snows" (1906)



¡John Ellis Bush!, "Fingering His Nose" (2015)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2015 09:15 AM (NeFrd)

19 Gary Nathanial Moore set fire to the strip mall mosque in Houston. Be prepared for the press to blow this up

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:16 AM (zOTsN)

20 15 rdbrewer seems to have a thing about trees.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December

What's wrong sweetie? The petri dishes, errr I mean the grandkids give you something?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:16 AM (voOPb)

21 13 Thats the problem with you southerners. You get all worried when you see a little white on the landscape

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:14 AM (voOPb)

Not me

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 09:17 AM (t2KH5)

22 As a southern boy living in NY, I would gauge the end of winter by the 'lingering' ice flow in the Hudson every time I crossed a bridge. If I recall correctly, It wasn't until sometime in March before it was completely free of ice.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 09:17 AM (AC18V)

23 Well, as you can see, the disadvantage to winter camouflage is obvious. The only concealment requires one to lie in the wet snow. This is why the Finns lost WWII; hypothermia.

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 09:17 AM (UnbLD)

24 Houston police and ATF will have a presser later today about Gary Nathanial Moore.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:17 AM (zOTsN)

25 Lingering snows are a thing of the past.

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2015 09:18 AM (8HTq1)

26 What's wrong sweetie? The petri dishes, errr I mean the grandkids give you something?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:16 AM (voOPb)
================================================

Flu. Coughing, fever, aches, snot. The whole shebang. Although today is better. I got out of bed. Thanks for asking. And yes, I blame the urchins.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:18 AM (dFi94)

27 Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:16 AM (zOTsN)

You mean it *wasn't* a "false flag" incident? That's the first time in about forever (certainly in years).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 09:19 AM (GDulk)

28 Samuel John Lamorna Birch, "Lingering Snows" (1906)


He was good enough at making drawings, but Bill Buckley was right to kick all them Birches out of the movement.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:19 AM (1xUj/)

29 It's -9 right now, and the snow isn't lingering. It's getting deep. Wish I could vacation in Hawaii like the swells are.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at December 30, 2015 09:19 AM (Xi54f)

30
Not me
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party a

It doesn't look cold Vic. Looks like late march when us upper Midwestern people see light at the end of the winter tunnel

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:19 AM (voOPb)

31 grammie winger, sick as a dog at Decem

You get better. Rest, drink plenty of fluids.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:20 AM (voOPb)

32 Birch set me up!

Posted by: Bigby's Hook Em Horns at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (3ZtZW)

33 Is calling for American Civil War II a banable offense?

Because I wouldn't do that.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (u5gzz)

34 Lingering snow. Ah, that awkward time between Winter and Mud.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (NeFrd)

35 Looks like late march when us upper Midwestern people see light at the end of the winter tunnel
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It's been so nice so far. I take comfort in the fact that, at most, we only have three months of crap to go.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (dFi94)

36 22 As a southern boy living in NY, I would gauge the end of winter by the 'lingering' ice flow in the Hudson every time I crossed a bridge. If I recall correctly, It wasn't until sometime in March before it was completely free of ice.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 09:17 AM (AC18V

Last year at this time we were driving on our favorite lake to ice fish. This past 2 weekend 2 guys walking on it broke thru and drowned. They sell walleye fillets pretty reasonably in the grocery stores.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:22 AM (voOPb)

37 Okay okay. Move along now . Can't have you loitering. Let's go move it.

Posted by: Snow Police at December 30, 2015 09:22 AM (AC18V)

38 We had butterflies up til Christmas but I don't expect we'll see any more until spring. Got juuuust a little chilly the last couple of days.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 09:22 AM (GDulk)

39 Why is it lingering? Is it June?

That reminds me of the first time I went to boston on spring break in March I guess and was amazed to find piles of unmelted snow all over the place!

Looked crazy to my southern eyes...

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (lIU4e)

40 In Fairbanks every year there is a betting pool on what date the first vehicle will break through the ice bridge and sink into the Chena River.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (NeFrd)

41 You get better. Rest, drink plenty of fluids.
==============================



I'm following the hot buttered rum prescription.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (dFi94)

42
It's been so nice so far. I take comfort in the fact that, at most, we only have three months of crap to go.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (dFi94

Heard the southern part of the state was smacked, smacked hard. We got about 4" up here in the Chp Falls area.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (voOPb)

43
Gary Nathanial Moore set fire to the strip mall mosque in Houston. Be prepared for the press to blow this up


Well, then, this seems like the perfect place to put this bit of depression: how to disarm the USA without breaking a sweat.

Just scroll down until you get to the bit titled On Assault Rifles

http://goo.gl/gBVStA

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (X6fMO)

44 The rest of the world should sue California over this:

http://tinyurl.com/qdbmz74


Assholes just can't help themselves from destroying the environment.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad ha'at) at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (BZAd3)

45
And a palate cleanser - hawt girls in scanty attire playing basketball:

http://goo.gl/Mxm6XF

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 09:25 AM (X6fMO)

46 Oh noes,the mosque burning,she has begun!

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2015 09:25 AM (8HTq1)

47 Heard the southern part of the state was smacked, smacked hard. We got about 4" up here in the Chp Falls area.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (voOPb)
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Yeah, two days ago it got pretty dicey. First storm of the season.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:25 AM (dFi94)

48 Seriously, you have the executive branch spying on the legislature and the legislature doesn't seem to give a wet fart about it.

Could you imagine if a report came out that Bush was spying on congress??

Deaths would ensue as the Donks rushed to get in front of MSM microphones.


The GOP truly put the "Con" in Conservative.

Whatever conservative means anymore, practically nothing.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 30, 2015 09:25 AM (WVvzl)

49 Prolly desperately trying to prove Gary Nathanial Moore supported Cruz or Trump or was a tea partier. President Golf will jump all over that

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:26 AM (zOTsN)

50 Did someone throw out a car radiator in that ditch?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 09:26 AM (iQIUe)

51 Also this southern boy had to learn from experience about gas additives and lock spray. Oh and always check your windshield wash fluid. Always. I also learned that car washes up north make a fortune in the winter.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 09:27 AM (AC18V)

52 I'm following the hot buttered rum prescription.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (dFi94)


Smart!

I can't believe people walk on iced over lakes or drive over them. Seems crazy.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:28 AM (lIU4e)

53 We'll never see pictures like this again because my sub-compact is killing the planet. ::cries while hugging a tree::

Posted by: Al Gore at December 30, 2015 09:29 AM (MT22W)

54 >> They sell walleye fillets pretty reasonably in the grocery stores.

Are folks who don't get their own considered pikers?

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 30, 2015 09:29 AM (sOhww)

55 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 30, 2015 09:30 AM (kff5f)

56 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 30, 2015 09:31 AM (kff5f)

57 I can't believe people walk on iced over lakes or drive over them. Seems crazy.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:28 AM (lIU4

The winter of 2013-2014 the ice was 34" thick where we fish.
Recommended ice thickness for driving is 12"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:31 AM (voOPb)

58 Who's Birch is this?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 09:32 AM (LUgeY)

59 I can't believe people walk on iced over lakes or drive over them. Seems crazy.



Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:28 AM (lIU4e)
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You'll see big ol' pickup trucks out on the ice here in the dead of winter. Not yet though as we've had a mild one so far. Lots of shanties for ice fishermen too, or as I like to call them, drinkers.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:32 AM (dFi94)

60 There will be breathless reports if Gary Nathanial Moore owns any firearms. This will be a thing

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:32 AM (zOTsN)

61 "Who's Birch is this?"

It's

Who birch dis is?

Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2015 09:33 AM (Xodlv)

62 Are folks who don't get their own considered pikers?


If the ice isn't safe you can find yourself in a real pickerel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:34 AM (1xUj/)

63 The winter of 2013-2014 the ice was 34" thick where we fish.

Recommended ice thickness for driving is 12"

==============================================


Son-in-law's auger couldn't reach thru the ice layer.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:34 AM (dFi94)

64 This if dogs wore pants meme is silly. One, dogs dont want a belt on their buttholes. Two, as soon as they sat, the pants would fall off.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 09:35 AM (iQIUe)

65 Are folks who don't get their own considered pikers?


If the ice isn't safe you can find yourself in a real pickerel.



Quit'cher carping!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:35 AM (rIQuo)

66 I figured out that when I was willing to drive four hours in order to drill through 4 feet of ice in order to sit in a plywood shack at minus 10 degrees in order to catch some 6" trout that I had been in Alaska too long.

A man would have to be crazy.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2015 09:37 AM (NeFrd)

67
Son-in-law's auger couldn't reach thru the ice layer.

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 09:34 AM (dFi94

Yes, we had to an extension to our augers that winter. I'm not a drinker, so I don't know what you would call me. Maybe late for dinner, I could stand to miss about 300 of them

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:37 AM (voOPb)

68 There will be breathless reports if Gary Nathanial Moore owns any firearms. This will be a thing

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:32 AM


Where are y'all seeing/hearing any of this?

Been looking around, and have found nothing....

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 30, 2015 09:37 AM (z/vax)

69 So Trey Gowdy came out in full support of Rubio. I'm not a Rubio hater but for some reason that lowered my respect for Gowdy.

Also Trump jumped on the endorsement quickly. He tweeted that he better hope his endorsement works better than his Benghazi investigation. Burn.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 09:37 AM (AC18V)

70
A man would have to be crazy.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2015 09:37 AM (NeFrd

Did you leave better half behind? If so, you aren't crazy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (voOPb)

71 Oops. Just saw a mugshot of Gary Nathaniel Moore. May not be THE Gary Nathaniel Moore. But this one, is black

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (zOTsN)

72 That's the thing about having a rara avis as a president; he may be able to write his own books, but when his foreign policy position is basically a faculty lounge rebuke of Green Eggs and Ham, the magnificence of his legacy may be a bit of an overreach.

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (UzPAd)

73
Quit'cher carping!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:35 AM (rIQuo)

I'm floundering for a response.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (voOPb)

74 All these puns are making me feel eel.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (kff5f)

75 The winter of 2013-2014 the ice was 34" thick where we fish.

Recommended ice thickness for driving is 12"
Son-in-law's auger couldn't reach thru the ice layer.

Went with some buddies and ice fished Green Bay that year. We were out with guides and they had extensions on their augers and were still going in to the motor.



Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2015 09:39 AM (8ikIW)

76 Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 09:37 AM (AC18V)

i was disappointed by that endorsement as well

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 30, 2015 09:39 AM (0O7c5)

77 71 Oops. Just saw a mugshot of Gary Nathaniel Moore. May not be THE Gary Nathaniel Moore. But this one, is black
-----------
I found one on facebook who is black and works fro houston schools as military instructor...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 30, 2015 09:40 AM (kXzR8)

78 The winter of 2013-2014 the ice was 34" thick where we fish.

Recommended ice thickness for driving is 12"
==============================


I have no concept for this. And -9. I don't think I've ever been in weather colder than the teens. (*unless that was Celsius posted above...)

I was amazed last year to see some ice forming around the edges of my lake last year!

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:40 AM (lIU4e)

79 Ice. Fishing.

I do not understand these words in that order.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 09:41 AM (LUgeY)

80 46 Oh noes,the mosque burning,she has begun!
_________________

They should never have been built here in the first place.

Muslims have pledged their allegiance to an ideology that advocates the establishment of a worldwide caliphate. That, in and of itself, is subversive to the U.S. Constitution.

And yet our own government continues to invite millions of Muslims to immigrate here, and live here at our expense.

It's insane.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 30, 2015 09:41 AM (a31sM)

81 Ugh. I have to look at snow outside. Why do I have to look at it here?

/looks at interminable rain outside

Trade ya.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (9krrF)

82 Here are some hot women to look at. Because I'm a giver. Also, hot women.

Not necessarily totally safe for work. Just an FYI.


Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (MT22W)

83 Out here on the lefty CA coast, that infernal global climate warming change caused a drought and we had very little snow.

Now that very same global climate warming change caused the El Nino currents and it's been snowing like crazy in the Sierras. Over 150 eenches so far.

Thank goodness Preznint Barky went to Paris and got it squared away. Now we won't have a drought until the next time we have one.

Posted by: Hank at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (AqfcR)

84 Whoops. Here they are:
https://goo.gl/naK0zG

Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (MT22W)

85 https://goo.gl/RoRvvl
https://goo.gl/ChgVLT
https://goo.gl/z7edQS

Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:43 AM (MT22W)

86 What school in Houston?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:43 AM (zOTsN)

87 Here are some hot women to look at. Because I'm a giver. Also, hot women.

Not necessarily totally safe for work. Just an FYI.


Posted by: physics geek



Tap tap tap. Is this thing on?

*moves the rabbit ear antenna*


I'm not getting a picture.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:43 AM (1xUj/)

88 I think a comedian once said something like Whoever invented ice fishing must have really hated his wife.

I go once a year with the guys, In a heated shack, taken out to the shack by guides. Pretty much a good goofing off weekend in February when you're pretty damn tired of winter. Plus the town we go to has a winter festival going on with some goofy crap going on.


Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2015 09:44 AM (8ikIW)

89 Don't be koi.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 30, 2015 09:44 AM (brIR5)

90 If the Houston mosque burner turns out to be black, my prediction is the story goes away. Wrong narrative.

Southern ... Check.
Male ... Check.
Black ... Damn. Better luck next time.

Posted by: Irony at December 30, 2015 09:45 AM (E7zwb)

91 72 That's the thing about having a rara avis as a president; he may be able to write his own books,
______________________

Assumes facts not in evidence.

And if you think Barry has mad writing skillz, take a look at one of the only known samples of his own writing -- a letter to the Harvard school paper, trying to defend the law school's AA policies. It's a hoot.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 30, 2015 09:45 AM (a31sM)

92 I'm not getting a picture.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:43 AM (1xUj/)

The comment thing was giving me the finger this morning. Pixie mush have given the hamsters time off for the holidays. In any event, check subsequent comments.

Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:45 AM (MT22W)

93 I don't know why I'm working this week. It's so slow. I'm afraid I'm going to get bored and do more shopping...

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:45 AM (lIU4e)

94 KHOU in Houston is reporting it. If he is black this will be memory holed

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (zOTsN)

95
looks at interminable rain outside



Trade ya.



At least you don't have to shovel rain.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (X6fMO)

96 *must

Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (MT22W)

97 IMO Gowdy has done a good job defusing the partisan hysteria over Bengazi, but his inability to cut through the slow walking of information has hurt his ability to 'find the truth'. How much of his Rubio support is because of plain old-fashioned jealousy of Cruz's skills? Don't know, but it could be an issue. I was disappointed in his endorsement as well.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (MIKMs)

98 lingering...is that what you do if you don't lift her lingerie first?

Posted by: scorecard at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (rnH8X)

99 The comment thing was giving me the finger this morning. Pixie mush have given the hamsters time off for the holidays.

It hasn't worked in years. Sorta like your average GOPe moral compass.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 09:47 AM (9krrF)

100 Yesterday I went home at lunch and was shoveling ( I live two miles from the office). I watched this bird flying in and thought "Wow, that is a very big bird." The bird flew overhead and I realized it was a bald eagle, I could see the white tail feathers clearly.

Pretty neat.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 09:47 AM (hLRSq)

101 At least you don't have to shovel rain.

I'm sure the folks hereabouts dealing with flooding are relieved by that fact.

Couldn't even if you wanted to.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 09:48 AM (9krrF)

102 In any event, check subsequent comments.


Yes. Thank you.

The ginger in the first link at #85 is the threadwinner, imho.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:48 AM (1xUj/)

103 He who would pun would perch a pocket.

Posted by: bourbonchicken at December 30, 2015 09:49 AM (Y25kh)

104 I'm sure the folks hereabouts dealing with flooding are relieved by that fact.

We had some flooding yesterday in Arkansas. Crazy pictures! Even only 15 miles away, the freeway was covered in places.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:49 AM (lIU4e)

105 This is why the Finns lost WWII; hypothermia.

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 09:17 AM (UnbLD)

This Hypothermia person you're talking about? No worries. If he was Russian, I killed him.

Posted by: Zombie Simo Hayha at December 30, 2015 09:50 AM (cCEFD)

106 79 Ice. Fishing.

I do not understand these words in that order.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 09:41 AM (LUg

Thats ok. I understand.

Actually because of my schedule at work and home i spend more time ice fishing than I do in open water. If you have the proper equipment its enjoyable.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:50 AM (voOPb)

107 My favorite thing to do when it's snowing lingeringly is to sit by the fire and watch it out the window.

Posted by: Hank at December 30, 2015 09:50 AM (AqfcR)

108 Lingering Snows!!! That's a sure sign of global cooling or warming or climate change or something!!11!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2015 09:51 AM (493sH)

109 If you have the proper equipment its enjoyable.

From my Michigan in-laws I understand "proper equipment" mostly means "enough beer."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 30, 2015 09:51 AM (kff5f)

110 90 If the Houston mosque burner turns out to be black, my prediction is the story goes away. Wrong narrative.

Southern ... Check.
Male ... Check.
Black ... Damn. Better luck next time.
Posted by: Irony at December 30, 2015 09:45 AM (E7zwb

Samuel Jackson (Racist actor) Hardest Hit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:51 AM (voOPb)

111 There is a golden eagle that lives on the roof of my office building. It is beautiful but I can never get a picture of it.

Posted by: bourbonchicken at December 30, 2015 09:51 AM (Y25kh)

112 18 ĄJohn Ellis Bush!, "Fingering His Nose" (2015)

Jeb! can Pick It!

Posted by: Dark Helmet at December 30, 2015 09:52 AM (yvwr7)

113 Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York Made ten times worse by this son-of-a-pjtch

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2015 09:52 AM (q2o38)

114 Ice. Fishing.

I do not understand these words in that order.



Proper amount in your tea glass while fishing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:52 AM (rIQuo)

115 1 Gowdy being blackmailed by NSA?
2 Gowdy being paid by GOPe?
3 Major Gowdy money source pro amnesty?
4 Major Gowdy money source pro Hillery?
5 Gowdy dislikes Cruz?
6 Gowdy sees Rubio as his only upside? (costless long shot bet.)
7 Gowdy likes hansom latino boys? :-)

Posted by: scorecard at December 30, 2015 09:53 AM (jN+3o)

116 Barack will take time out from telling us that not all Muslims are racist to tell us that we're all to blame for the guy setting fire to mosques.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:53 AM (oVJmc)

117 From my Michigan in-laws I understand "proper equipment" mostly means "enough beer."

And a well-provisioned shack. Usually including a generator, space heater, comfy chairs, and media device(s) of choice.

Honestly, it's my understanding not a lot of fishing goes on while ice fishing.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 09:54 AM (9krrF)

118 The ginger in the first link at #85 is the threadwinner, imho.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:48 AM (1xUj/)


Yes, she is quite fetching.

Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:54 AM (MT22W)

119 I finally get to the bottom of the last thread, and I find out that it was dead almost before I started reading it. And it wasn't even all that interesting.

* brushes off dust from last thread *

* dives headlong into this one *

Posted by: mindful webworker - bellyflop at December 30, 2015 09:55 AM (mf0wg)

120 er, 'not all muslims are terrorists', i mean.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:55 AM (oVJmc)

121 Okay, to start with, that pic is about what it looks like here today. Lots of leftover snow, morning sun for the first time in days. Still cold. Not quite as hilly here, though...

Posted by: mindful webworker - lingeringly at December 30, 2015 09:56 AM (mf0wg)

122 Can't find Gary Nathaniel Moores Facebook. Bet they took it down. Bet it's him.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)

123 And a well-provisioned shack. Usually including a generator, space heater, comfy chairs, and media device(s) of choice.

Honestly, it's my understanding not a lot of fishing goes on while ice fishing.



Movie: Grumpy Old Men. 1 & 2.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 09:57 AM (rIQuo)

124 And a well-provisioned shack. Usually including a generator, space heater, comfy chairs, and media device(s) of choice.

Honestly, it's my understanding not a lot of fishing goes on while ice fishing.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 09:54 AM (9krrF)


Sounds like when my dad and uncle used to go 'duck hunting'. (although they weren't in a shack on ice, because Arkansas. also crazy).

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:57 AM (lIU4e)

125 Is calling for American Civil War II a banable offense?

===


Want: CW II
Settle for: Re-examination of Founding Principles
Get: Police State

Posted by: Bigby's Hook Em Horns at December 30, 2015 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)

126
Is calling for American Civil War II a banable offense?

If wishing for it were a bannable offense, Ace would have kicked my ass out years ago.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 09:59 AM (X6fMO)

127 NBC:

"The suspect was arrested Wednesday morning, a spokeswoman for the Bureau
of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives confirmed to NBC News."

WTF? Why BATFE? Why Feds at all?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:59 AM (oVJmc)

128 115 1 Gowdy being blackmailed by NSA?
2 Gowdy being paid by GOPe?
3 Major Gowdy money source pro amnesty?
4 Major Gowdy money source pro Hillery?
5 Gowdy dislikes Cruz?
6 Gowdy sees Rubio as his only upside? (costless long shot bet.)
7 Gowdy likes hansom latino boys? :-)

__________________________________

None of that. Gowdy's recessive Hillbilly gene for Deliverance-level retardation became full-on dominant..

By the way, how are his Congressional "investigations" going?

Nothing? Hmm.

As Gomer Pyle would say, "Surprise, surprise, surprise!"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 10:00 AM (KCQo0)

129
I can't believe people walk on iced over lakes or drive over them. Seems crazy.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:28 AM (lIU4e)








Hell, when I was stationed in Alaska, the Army used to land helicopters on frozen lakes.....and park deuce-and-a-half trucks on them. Damnedest thing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 10:00 AM (j4wsR)

130 I see that Bill Cosby is going to be charged in a sexual assault claim going back to 2004.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 10:00 AM (ptqRm)

131 How difficult is it to set the hook in the ice when you go fishing for it?

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 10:01 AM (EpMTZ)

132 Can't find Gary Nathaniel Moores Facebook. Bet they took it down. Bet it's him.
--------
I searched "gary moore houston" on FB and got 6-7 hits. The school system guy was the first one. I still haven't seen anything else from the Houston press, but they have the Couch kid coming back today from Mexico...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 30, 2015 10:01 AM (kXzR8)

133 Movie: Grumpy Old Men. 1 & 2.

Pater familias assures me those movies are documentaries.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 10:01 AM (9krrF)

134 Whatever the merits of Trey Gowdy, he's proven he's as effective as Darrel Issa, that is to say not effective at all.

That actually may be the goal of those two clowns.

Speaking of inneffective, how's Boehners lawsuit against the SCOAMF going?

Posted by: Kreplach at December 30, 2015 10:01 AM (WVvzl)

135 Major Gowdy money source pro amnesty?

Uh, it's "magor."

Posted by: Womyn's Studies Magor at December 30, 2015 10:01 AM (oVJmc)

136 That's really pretty.

Oh.

Look.

It's raining again.

Yay.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (mf5HN)

137 WTF? Why BATFE? Why Feds at all?


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:59 AM (oVJmc)


Is it about a "church burning" (place of worship)? Then you may get the Feds involved because civil rights, domestic terrorism, etc.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (hLRSq)

138 Posted by: Bigby's Hook Em Horns at December 30, 2015 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)

I think I'd switch the "Want" and "Settle" but suspect you are right about what we'll get.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (GDulk)

139 I watched this youtube forum on Jews and the Left. I swear that some of these lefty jews are no better than terrorists. If they had their way, the state of Israel would not exist. Sheesh!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (iQIUe)

140 er, 'not all muslims are terrorists', i mean.

I was kind of surprised this couple has been sentenced to prison; maybe they should have raped a hundred underaged girls instead.

https://t.co/krlrIgOMsu

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (vn2q2)

141 So I'm watching Game of Thrones marathon on HBO when I get home from work. It started off pretty good but going into season 4 ? It appears that it has tipped to the 'girl power' requirement. I had to turn it off when the Hound was getting his ass kicked by the girl knight.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (AC18V)

142 Is calling for American Civil War II a banable offense?

If wishing for it were a bannable offense, Ace would have kicked my ass out years ago.


Actually wanting a tragedy of such scale is grounds for having your head examined.

Accepting it may be unavoidable is another matter.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (9krrF)

143 Pappy...
Very good question.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (r65B3)

144 I used to tell myself I would never go ice fishing. Then I think about how I spend a lot of time standing on a riverbank in January and February when it's cold, rainy and snowing fishing for steelhead.
Sitting in a warm, dry shed staring at a hole in the ice and hoping a fish gets hooked doesn't sound so bad in comparison.

Posted by: Hank at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (AqfcR)

145 Oh.


Look.


It's raining again.


Yay.


I saw daffodils yesterday, in Duisburg. People bragging about their snow is getting real old.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (vn2q2)

146 MP4: ...hawt girls in scanty attire playing basketball...

Wait ... girls MP4 considers hawt who aren't in black and white stills from nearly 100 years ago? Who are you and what have you done with the real MP4?

Posted by: mindful webworker - jus' kiddin' o' course at December 30, 2015 10:04 AM (mf0wg)

147 The left will use it even if it is a black guy.He was riled up by "hateful rhetoric" from Republicans and Donald Trump.This is not who we are.

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2015 10:05 AM (8HTq1)

148 Maybe all of Rubio's amnesty immigrants will find a nice home in Trey Gowdy's district.

More customers for the local bathtub moonshine business.

"Yo quiero relampago blanco, senor."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 10:05 AM (KCQo0)

149 @118 The ginger in the first link at #85 is the threadwinner, imho.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:48 AM (1xUj/)

Yes, she is quite fetching.
Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:54 AM
- - - - -

Just remember,, somewhere there is some guy who's tired of all her crap.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2015 10:06 AM (r65B3)

150 Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (vn2q2)

From the article:
Members of Rehman's family described him as a 'lowlife idiot' drug addict who rarely washed and spent most of his time in his bedroom drinking and playing video games.

A lot of these people seem to be on drugs, don't they?

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:06 AM (lIU4e)

151 Pick Jeb!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (LUgeY)

152 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (iQIUe)

There are anti-Zionist Jews in the US (as in actively trying to get Jews world-wide to not make aliyah). I have no idea what their end-game is or how they intend to benefit from (or survive) what is coming.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (GDulk)

153 137 WTF? Why BATFE? Why Feds at all?


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:59 AM (oVJmc)


Is it about a "church burning" (place of worship)? Then you may get the Feds involved because civil rights, domestic terrorism, etc.



Then send in the FBI.
It's out of the BATFUCK'S wheelhouse.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (rIQuo)

154 A lot of these people seem to be on drugs, don't they?

And/or failed rappers.

I believe both the drugs and the failed rapping can be blamed on white Christian oppression somehow, though. O_o

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (vn2q2)

155 Is calling for American Civil War II a banable offense?

So, we talkin' a civil war here, or a revolution? I think I understand the difference, but wonder what others think?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (r65B3)

156 Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 09:43 AM

Ginger number one for the win! Well done sir, very well done.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (60Vyp)

157 Click2Houston.com has the Gary Moore story. Allfluenza kid is not coming home today.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (zOTsN)

158
I saw daffodils yesterday, in Duisburg. People bragging about their snow is getting real old.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (vn2q2

Shut your schnitzel hole

////j/k

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (voOPb)

159
Iran fires rockets near US aircraft carrier

A U.S. official called the incident "certainly unnecessarily provocative."

The Hill




They said WHAT?

Posted by: The 101st Airborne at Bastogne

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (kdS6q)

160 When something's bit your toe and won't let it go
That's a moray.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 30, 2015 10:10 AM (nSW/N)

161
Members of Rehman's family described him as a 'lowlife idiot' drug addict who rarely washed and spent most of his time in his bedroom drinking and playing video games.

This, too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 10:10 AM (X6fMO)

162 Drudge points to a story on oregonlive about 'militia' going to some hickville podunk village in Oregon to protect those two ranchers who set a range fire that crossed a line somewhere and burned on BLM land and they have to go back to prison for setting the fire and the damage they did to BLM land when the sagebrush burned, and the militiamen are defying federal authorities because it's all illegal and stuff.

So I'm thinking if you could just drill down through the layers of fertilizer, down near the bottom somewhere would be an agent provocateur organizing the community, but that is probably just silly conspiracy talk.

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 10:11 AM (EpMTZ)

163 158 Click2Houston.com has the Gary Moore story. Allfluenza kid is not coming home today.
---------
But they haven't updated it in 45 minutes

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 30, 2015 10:11 AM (kXzR8)

164 Wait ... girls MP4 considers hawt who aren't in black and white stills from nearly 100 years ago? Who are you and what have you done with the real MP4?

I was watching 'my favorite wife' the other day and the lady had this HUGE polka dot bow that was cracking me up.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:12 AM (lIU4e)

165 Just because...

https://youtu.be/mo2BJ2lqdfI?t=9s

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:12 AM (fGCbW)

166 I saw daffodils yesterday, in Duisburg. People bragging about their snow is getting real old.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (vn2q2

Shut your schnitzel hole



Schnitzelholenwerferber?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:12 AM (rIQuo)

167 WTF? Why BATFE? Why Feds at all?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:59 AM (oVJmc)


ATFE has the largest, most developed program for infiltrating agents into suspect groups, per some author who spied on the Hells Angels and wrote a book about it.

Still not sure why. But they sure are acting like a security service and not a taxing agency. Wonder how the FBI feels about that.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2015 10:12 AM (q2o38)

168
So, we talkin' a civil war here, or a revolution? I think I understand the difference, but wonder what others think?

If we're using the American example, then ordinary people get killed while politicians and profiteers survive.

In that case, I'd prefer revolution and a generous application of the National Razor. It would warm my heart to see Nancy Pelosi riding the tumbril in front of me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 10:14 AM (X6fMO)

169 One of the first acts of a Trump/Cruz administration should be to give back massive amounts of "federal land" to the states.

Something like 80pct of the west is federal land.

That right there is a travesty.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 30, 2015 10:14 AM (WVvzl)

170 Re: Maet's ONT, did you all take a gander at Preznit Smug in his "promo pic" released for the upcoming SOTU? What an undignified puke he is. If that doesn't scream we're living in a Kardashian Kulture, nothing does. Pitiful, disgusting, embarrassing fool.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 30, 2015 10:14 AM (pVkEV)

171 Note to physicsgeek and others: You have to put the leading http:// in your nic link or it comes out like this:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/physicsgeek.mu.nu

Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (mf0wg)

172 It's raining again.

You misspelled "still".

Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (MT22W)

173 So lemme see if I have this straight:

We have essentially admitted we were spying on Israeli leaders. Promised to do less of it, once we got caught.

And now they're saying it's possible... POSSIBLE some U.S. Congresscritters might have been... MIGHT have been overheard on some of them there conversations??

Do I have that right?

Are we really that stupid? Are we going to just sit here and believe THIS Administration might have kinda sorta accidentally overheard some chatter from U.S. Congresscritters... the same U.S. Congress that won't do jack squat to pursue the illegal shenanigans of this Administration?

Right. Accidental.

As I am fond of saying, Paul Ryan acts like a guy who was shown an envelope full of pictures, and told they still have the negatives. Folks, I think we found that envelope.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (Dj0WE)

174 Then send in the FBI.
It's out of the BATFUCK'S wheelhouse.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (rIQuo)


The question was "why are the Feds involved". I'll let the agencies themselves fight over who has jurisdiction - they are pretty good at defending their own turf, they don't need my help.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (hLRSq)

175 Schnitzelholenwerferber?

Seems reasonable.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:16 AM (vn2q2)

176 One of the first acts of a Trump/Cruz administration should be to give back massive amounts of "federal land" to the states.

Something like 80pct of the west is federal land.

That right there is a travesty.



^^^^^
THIS! x1000!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:16 AM (rIQuo)

177 Note to physicsgeek and others: You have to put the leading http:// in your nic link or it comes out like this:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/physicsgeek.mu.nu

Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (mf0wg)




I was told that there would be no learning in this thread...

Posted by: physics geek at December 30, 2015 10:16 AM (MT22W)

178 Damn Mary Poppins...I actually had to look up tumbril. But on the upside, it was what I thought it was.
And can we find 535 of them?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2015 10:17 AM (r65B3)

179
I was watching 'my favorite wife' the other day and the lady had this HUGE polka dot bow that was cracking me up.

http://goo.gl/0nXsLC

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 10:17 AM (X6fMO)

180 http://goo.gl/0nXsLC
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 10:17 AM (X6fMO)


Yes! Hilarious.

I'm on such an old movie kick. I love the fashion.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:19 AM (lIU4e)

181 Wait, what? Garry Moore (of I've Got a Secret and To Tell the Truth fame) set fire to a mosque? Not bad work for a guy who died in '93.

Posted by: mindful webworker - dumb floundered at December 30, 2015 10:19 AM (mf0wg)

182 Ok, so what is the nice lady with the polka dot bow looking at?

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 10:20 AM (EpMTZ)

183 Mateusz, she's looking at cary grant being handsome. Actually Cary is trying to explain to the guy at the hotel why he has two hotel rooms, with two different wives.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:21 AM (lIU4e)

184 As I am fond of saying, Paul Ryan acts like a guy who was shown an envelope full of pictures, and told they still have the negatives. Folks, I think we found that envelope.


Whoever showed him the envelope should've reported back to his superiors minus a digit. Or better yet, just deliver the digit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 10:22 AM (LUgeY)

185 Something like 80pct of the west is federal land.
____________________________

Gee, I wonder where the federal government plans to re-locate all of those "amnesty immigrants"?

Gosh, that land is probably located in red states that deserve to turn blue, if only the Democrats could find the voters to move there.

If only. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 10:22 AM (KCQo0)

186
There are anti-Zionist Jews in the US (as in actively trying to get Jews world-wide to not make aliyah). I have no idea what their end-game is or how they intend to benefit from (or survive) what is coming.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (GDulk)
===============
There are Jews in Israel who want to destroy it, too. And I dont mean the hassidic cults.

The guy at the end name is Yoav Peled. He is an Israeli "intellectual" and he would just turn the state over to the arabs. He shouts over everybody and cant answer a simple question. I tried to find out more about him but didnt find much. I did find the names of other Peleds who are members of the Electric Intifada.
Some of the people in the audience are nuts, too. Made me sick.

https://goo.gl/d25LyW

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 10:23 AM (iQIUe)

187 You got me!

Posted by: Zombie Garry Moore at December 30, 2015 10:24 AM (KCQo0)

188 This Gary Moore is 37

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 10:24 AM (zOTsN)

189
Kasich compares Bush to Betamax in ad

The Hill




Way to connect with the kids of today, John.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 10:24 AM (kdS6q)

190 Ha. USMC has decided that the Google built LS3 'Mule' is too loud and difficult for deployment.

Meanwhile the repairs to the gears for LCS-5 could extend into February.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:24 AM (fGCbW)

191 Wait, what? Garry Moore (of I've Got a Secret and To Tell the Truth fame) set fire to a mosque? Not bad work for a guy who died in '93.

No, no, no, it's the guitarist from Thin Lizzy.

Who died back in '011.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 10:25 AM (LUgeY)

192 Kasich is as relevant as me.

Posted by: VHS at December 30, 2015 10:26 AM (KCQo0)

193 Kasich compares Bush to Betamax in ad

The Hill




Way to connect with the kids of today, John.


Bag phones are next!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:26 AM (rIQuo)

194
As I am fond of saying, Paul Ryan acts like a guy who was shown an envelope full of pictures, and told they still have the negatives.
Posted by: BurtTC




*raises fake fur covered paw*

Posted by: Paul Ryan's Yiff Friend Mr. Arf Arf

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 10:27 AM (kdS6q)

195 That sheep lies!

Posted by: Paul Ryan at December 30, 2015 10:28 AM (KCQo0)

196 Kasich is as relevant as me.
Posted by: VHS



Pfft! I'll show you, brat. People want fidelity.

Posted by: Laserdisk at December 30, 2015 10:28 AM (1xUj/)

197 There's a pretty good article at Breitbart on Gowdy's history of supporting the GOPe's amnesty efforts.

If you haven't seen the PBS special they reference, do watch - it's mainly about Gutierrez's efforts in fighting for his beloved illegals, but it also showcases the Republicans he was partnering with to get a bill passed. Then bam!, everything fell apart when Cantor lost his reelection.

Interestingly, something the Breitbart article should have emphasized but didn't - despite all the passionate/compassionate positions towards "the children" and families here illegally, the whole matter was dropped pretty damn fast by the GOPe et al when reality hit them in the face: REELECTIONS!!

At least I can respect Gutierrez for fighting for illegals even when the odds are against him. Gowdy, Ryan, and the others? Such cowards.

Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz/Smod-Trump at December 30, 2015 10:28 AM (hgBpU)

198 From UNSI on the LCS-5 engineering casualty.

Around the time of the flameout the high speed clutches inside the combining gears slipped for two and a half seconds and debris from the clutch damage could have contaminated the lube oil system, according to a working theory on the damage shared with USNI News.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qal6kpp

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:29 AM (fGCbW)

199 Wait, what? Garry Moore (of I've Got a Secret and To Tell the Truth fame) set fire to a mosque? Not bad work for a guy who died in '93.

Yeah, but unfortunately he still votes Democrat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 10:30 AM (RU5ki)

200 Are we still embargoing "Star Wars" spoilers?


Anyway...Shocka!

Megan McArdle has actually written an intelligent, well-thought out column:

http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2015-12-29/-

the-force-awakens-has-a-perfection-problem


True, it's about "Star Wars" but it addresses some of the problems I had with the movie.

Not that I didn't enjoy it, despite the problems.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 30, 2015 10:30 AM (0cMkb)

201 As I am fond of saying, Paul Ryan acts like a guy who was shown an envelope full money.

Posted by: BurtTC


FIFY!

Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz/Smod-Trump at December 30, 2015 10:30 AM (hgBpU)

202 At least I can respect Gutierrez for fighting for illegals even when the odds are against him. Gowdy, Ryan, and the others? Such cowards.

Gutierrez is advocating breaking the law and is unfit for office. He has no business even being in my country. He should be impeached immediately. He is an insult to the nation.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 10:31 AM (LUgeY)

203 Ok, thanks, The nice lady is looking at Cary Grant's handsome nose.

There is a thing in the industry called, 'find the camera' where the person in the background hides from the camera or moves in the background to a place that makes the background person visible to the camera, and it affects the mood of the scene as the foreground actors are doing their foreground acting. It's also 'stealing the scene' by mugging for the camera by drawing the attention of the audience to the clown in the background.

Anyway, once you start watching the background, you can't stop. Marty Feldman always does it.

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 10:31 AM (EpMTZ)

204 "... full of money."

FIFY! myself.

Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz/Smod-Trump at December 30, 2015 10:31 AM (hgBpU)

205


Way to connect with the kids of today, John.


The kids of today probably hear him say his father was a mailman and hear 'male man' and think he says his father identified as CIS.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:32 AM (oVJmc)

206 Fire can't burn mosques.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at December 30, 2015 10:32 AM (RU5ki)

207 So Paul Ryan was found in a hotel room with Mika at a Furry con????

The Yiff you say...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:34 AM (fGCbW)

208 If a mosque with bacon on the door handles catches fire, is it considered a restaurant?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 10:34 AM (RU5ki)

209 Kasich is an 8in floppy in a world of memory sticks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:35 AM (fGCbW)

210
Obama NSA caught spying on Bibi over Iran nuclear deal



The NSA and the Iran deal?

It's a Thanks Thom! twofer.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 10:36 AM (kdS6q)

211 Pfft! I'll show you, brat. People want fidelity.
Posted by: Laserdisk at December 30, 2015 10:28 AM (1xUj/)
__________________________
You hurt my feelings. Now I have to have my tracking adjusted.

Please be kind and rewind!

Posted by: Paul Ryan at December 30, 2015 10:36 AM (KCQo0)

212 OOps. Wrong sock puppet.

Posted by: VHS at December 30, 2015 10:36 AM (KCQo0)

213 Damn Mary Poppins...I actually had to look up tumbril. But on the upside, it was what I thought it was.

And can we find 535 of them?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2015 10:17 AM (r65B3)


Easy to make, pipe for axle, cable-spool ends for the wheel, the rest can be knocked together from old pallets. They don't need a long service life really.

I suppose if there was enough demand for them IKEA would design and stock them.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2015 10:37 AM (q2o38)

214 You people making fun of old technology are harshing my buzz.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:37 AM (oVJmc)

215 I'm on the verge of chucking it all, grabbing the future Mrs. Gutman (and maybe a few selected friends, IYKWIMAITYD) and moving out to a compound in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 30, 2015 10:38 AM (Wu2k4)

216 One of the first acts of a Trump/Cruz administration should be to give back massive amounts of "federal land" to the states.

Something like 80pct of the west is federal land.


First person to see the irony in that statement wins the kewpi doll.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 10:38 AM (AC18V)

217 As I am fond of saying, Paul Ryan acts like a guy who was shown an envelope full money.

Posted by: BurtTC

FIFY!
Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz/Smod-Trump at December 30, 2015 10:30 AM (hgBpU)


Sadly, I don't think it was money. Nor was it sheep or dogs. I think he was caught having conversations with Israelis. Conversations we might not generally object to, on principle, but are likely illegal nonetheless.


So this is where we are. The U.S. government operating within a mexican standoff.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 10:38 AM (Dj0WE)

218 Did somebody say 8 in. floppy ?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 30, 2015 10:39 AM (E7zwb)

219 214 Damn Mary Poppins...I actually had to look up tumbril. But on the upside, it was what I thought it was.

And can we find 535 of them?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2015 10:17 AM (r65B3)

Easy to make, pipe for axle, cable-spool ends for the wheel, the rest can be knocked together from old pallets. They don't need a long service life really.

I suppose if there was enough demand for them IKEA would design and stock them.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2015 10:37 AM (q2o3
***
Make the condemned assemble them. Jesus! Do I have to draw you people a fucking diagram?

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 30, 2015 10:39 AM (Wu2k4)

220 Criminally Stupid Dept.

Ooops! Tahlequah, Oklahoma, grocery store, fellow opens a box which is supposed to be bananas and finds... 12 kilos of drugs, "either meth or cocaine... said to be worth around $1 million."

Michael Purdy, KRMG
http://bit.ly/1R8cIYj

Yes, we have no...

Posted by: mindful webworker - had a limited a peel at December 30, 2015 10:39 AM (mf0wg)

221 Kasich should reboot Eraser Head or Max Headroom with him as the star.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:39 AM (fGCbW)

222 You people making fun of old technology are harshing my buzz.




ENIAC FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:39 AM (rIQuo)

223 Marty Feldman always does it.
_______________________

Now you're talking. That guy was ROFPMP funny!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 10:40 AM (KCQo0)

224
Santorum Could Trample Trump - Put the Pennsylvanian on the main stage.
By Quin Hillyer

spectator.org/articles/65051/santorum-could-trample-trump




"Mommy, why is that funny man Quin peeing on himself?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 10:40 AM (kdS6q)

225 I hate lingering snow. You may have a warm sunny day but in the shadows is that cold dirty snow and when the sun goes down it gets really cold.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 10:41 AM (iQIUe)

226 rickb223, don't get too wrapped up in all that iron core memory.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:42 AM (fGCbW)

227 Make the condemned assemble them.

Put that on pay-per-view, covers the cost of the flat-packs.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:42 AM (vn2q2)

228 Hey guys! Put a quarter in.

I'll fascinate you for hours.

Posted by: Pong! at December 30, 2015 10:43 AM (1xUj/)

229 Seems like, the closer we get to primary voting, the more the Political Class loses their collective minds over Trump.

I'd really, really like to see their internal polling. You know ... The good stuff.

Posted by: Irony at December 30, 2015 10:43 AM (E7zwb)

230 I hate lingering snow. You may have a warm sunny day but in the shadows is that cold dirty snow and when the sun goes down it gets really cold.



Cold. Colder than a mother-in-law's love.
Penguin cold.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:43 AM (rIQuo)

231 Santorum Could Trample Trump - Put the Pennsylvanian on the main stage.
By Quin Hillyer


If the Pennsylvanian cannot get enough support to get on the main stage then how could he expect to trample Trump? He has to break away from the kiddie table first.

This is pure delusional thinking, real fever-dreams stuff when you are writing an article saying "Help us Santorum-Wan; you're our only hope."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:44 AM (hLRSq)

232 Cold. Colder than a mother-in-law's love.
Penguin cold.
Posted by: rickb223


Doll cold.

Posted by: Quint at December 30, 2015 10:45 AM (FkBIv)

233 229 Hey guys! Put a quarter in.

I'll fascinate you for hours.
Posted by: Pong!



Stick a sock in it!
Posted by: Asteroids & Frogger

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:45 AM (rIQuo)

234 Pikers...

Space Wars.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:46 AM (fGCbW)

235 235 Pikers...

Space Wars.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:46 AM (fGCbW)
***
Joust
Galaga
Dig-Dug

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 30, 2015 10:47 AM (Wu2k4)

236 If the Pennsylvanian cannot get enough support to get on the main stage then how could he expect to trample Trump? He has to break away from the kiddie table first.

This is pure delusional thinking, real fever-dreams stuff when you are writing an article saying "Help us Santorum-Wan; you're our only hope."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:44 AM (hLRSq)


And those of us who were there four years ago, didn't see Sanctotum trample anybody. He just happened to be the guy who was next up when the other non-Romneys dropped by the wayside. Which happened to be when a lot of the actual voting was going on.


Sanctotum should have been a joke four years ago. That he wasn't, is testament to how silly that primary season was. This one is silly too. Just a different brand of silly.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 10:47 AM (Dj0WE)

237 how could he expect to trample Trump?

If each of the Lilliputians challenges him to a one-on-one debate!

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2015 10:47 AM (+c55T)

238
Hey guys! Put a quarter in.

I'll fascinate you for hours.



Somehow, I expected that to be a Sandra Fluke sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 10:48 AM (X6fMO)

239 And who can forget Centipede or Q-bert?

Ahh...good times.....

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 30, 2015 10:48 AM (Wu2k4)

240 Pikers...

Space Wars.


Pff.

Tennis for Two.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_for_Two

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:48 AM (oVJmc)

241 Clinton soul cold.




... and that's freakin' cold even for me.

Posted by: Snow Miser at December 30, 2015 10:48 AM (H9MG5)

242 All my quarters went towards playing Defender as a youth

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2015 10:48 AM (XtAzU)

243 Wind break = snow dump.

Ratz.

Posted by: Tired Shoveler at December 30, 2015 10:48 AM (DL2i+)

244
Santorum Could Trample Trump - Put the Pennsylvanian on the main stage.
By Quin Hillyer

spectator.org/articles/65051/santorum-could-trample-trump




"Mommy, why is that funny man Quin peeing on himself?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 10:40 AM (kdS6q)









Haven't read the article, but let me guess. I'll bet this Quim character is saying that Santorum could be viable because "so-cons are so stoopid that you can put anyone on stage with a $400 haircut hawking Jesus-platitudes and they'll run to him like lemmings".

Which of course is why Fuckabee is killing it at the polls.

Of course I could be wrong, but betting on the stupidity of the DC talking-head pundit class (both on the right and left) is rarely a loser.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 10:49 AM (j4wsR)

245 I know all y'all ain't ecologists, or agronomists, or even environmentalists, but the 'damage' to BLM lands from burning sagebrush really mystified me.

Here is BLM's view of 'cheatgrass'.

While cheatgrass has some value as a spring livestock forage, livestock may also make cheatgrass infestations worse by spreading the seeds, and by consuming or damaging competing plant species.


Let us just dismiss that whole feeding of livestock with a wave of our mighty hand, just as we do in California where water gets flushed down the Sacramento instead of being used to grow food crops.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qzf4ert

There are more important things than feeding beef cattle. Controlling cheatgrass by mowing, tilling, and herbicide. . .. .(evil chemicals, those herbicides, unless they are mandated by environmentalists who are saving the environment.)

These are the people who believe in Darwin's theory, and they believe the environment is whatever it is at the moment they first noticed what it is and it should never change (evolve) and human interference in the environment is unnatural.

Thus, burning sagebrush damages the environment.

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 10:49 AM (EpMTZ)

246 Pikers...

Space Wars.
Posted by: Anna Puma



Oh, man, still the only video game I've ever liked.

College budget $10/week: $6 beer and booze, $2 bags of air (vending machine snacks), $2 Space Wars.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 10:49 AM (1xUj/)

247 I'm still the best game in town boys, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 30, 2015 10:50 AM (E7zwb)

248 Clinton soul cold.




... and that's freakin' cold even for me.
Posted by: Snow Miser


Dayum. Deep Space 9 cold.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:50 AM (rIQuo)

249 Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 30, 2015 10:47 AM (Wu2k4)

So you watched Pixels too?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 10:50 AM (GDulk)

250 Thank god, the crappie puns are over.

Posted by: delayna at December 30, 2015 10:51 AM (KnC4k)

251 I'm still the best game in town boys, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 30, 2015 10:50 AM (E7zwb)


So gamey a buzzard would vomit.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:52 AM (hLRSq)

252 Thank god, the crappie puns are over.


They can char you, char your very sole.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 10:53 AM (1xUj/)

253
Eh, Congress has no problem authorizing spying on us, so not really feeling any sympathy.

Oh, and Centipede has my quarters.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 10:53 AM (ODxAs)

254 Haven't read the article, but let me guess. I'll bet this Quim character is saying that Santorum could be viable because "so-cons are so stoopid that you can put anyone on stage with a $400 haircut hawking Jesus-platitudes and they'll run to him like lemmings".

Which of course is why Fuckabee is killing it at the polls.

Of course I could be wrong, but betting on the stupidity of the DC talking-head pundit class (both on the right and left) is rarely a loser.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 10:49 AM (j4wsR)


Yeah, I'm not reading it either. My assumption is that this clown writer is trying to say Sanctotum was responsible for killing Rick Perry and/or Noot. Which of course is supreme silliness. Those guys didn't need any help killing themselves.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 10:53 AM (Dj0WE)

255 251 Thank god, the crappie puns are over.



We only stopped for the halibut.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:53 AM (rIQuo)

256 Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 10:49 AM (EpMTZ)

Cheatgrass is most certainly *not* forage of any sort. Thus the name. It looks lovely and green but hurts the animals' mouths and noses so they don't eat it if there's any choice.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 10:53 AM (GDulk)

257 Thank god, the crappie puns are over.

They can leave you floundering.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:54 AM (fGCbW)

258 Trumptation: the desire to give your vote for Trump to anger all of the Democrats in the GOP

Posted by: Chicago Vota at December 30, 2015 10:54 AM (mPQ7K)

259 ...Santorum?

...SANTORUM?!?

What, are they just fucking making shit up now?!?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (9krrF)

260 So a liberal friend I have remained in touch with is heavily involved in intentional save-the-world NGO's and has his own (the dream of every liberal is to have their own, do-nothing NGO that gives them cover to travel the world while looking like they are doing something important while vacationing and burning fossil fuels). I am on their mailing list and receive updates and of course pleas for money.

This particular NGO is dedicate to stamping out malaria in Africa, something a group of white liberals in California are well equipped and qualified to do. They have been distributing mosquito nets for years (spraying DDT, the best proven safe method was banned years ago due to junk science. Other effective chemical methods are not to be used because, well, chemicals). Much to their dismay, the mosquito nets have gone unused because they are too hot and dark. So now they have come up with a mosquito net with a solar powered fan and light. (There is no electricity in this areas, and that would be bad anyway due to global warming, plus the locals must love living their traditional, rustic lives of primitive poverty) They are busy distributing these to 100 families in Ghana and doing studies to show what a wonderful method this is and why I should donate money. Plus no chemicals! Estimated cost per unit with travel and supporting the NGO overhead is about 100 times that annual income of each recipient.

Comedy gold. This is not from the Onion. You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (1BQGO)

261 The fact that you mentioned it tell us you're fishing for more.

And we're all gonna take that bait.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (vn2q2)

262 Ok


Saw Gary Moores mug shot. Black. Bald. Long beard. Dark mark on his forehead from praying with his head on a rug

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (zOTsN)

263 Thank god, the crappie puns are over.


What do you bass that on?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (hLRSq)

264 Thank god, the crappie puns are over.

Someone will start again, just for the halibut.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:56 AM (oVJmc)

265 Goodbye, Hector.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:56 AM (oVJmc)

266 (the dream of every liberal is to have their own, do-nothing NGO that
gives them cover to travel the world while looking like they are doing
something important while vacationing and burning fossil fuels)


And other people will pay for it--that's the main thing.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at December 30, 2015 10:56 AM (vn2q2)

267 Thank god, the crappie puns are over.

What did the bear say to Leonardo? "You didn't come here for the nature walk did you?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:57 AM (fGCbW)

268
I see you guys are swallowing it hook, line and sinker.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 10:57 AM (ODxAs)

269 Teat off the public trough?

*shoots troll*

For mangled metaphors, not for trolling.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 10:57 AM (1xUj/)

270 It's all about that bass. No treble(hooks).

Posted by: Hanoverfist at December 30, 2015 10:57 AM (YCG8H)

271 >>>Thank god, the crappie puns are over.

The fact that you mentioned it tell us you're fishing for more.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2015 10:54 AM (YEelc)<<<

It would be reel bad if they started again.

Posted by: a funny fisherman at December 30, 2015 10:57 AM (H9MG5)

272 Shift change at the "bookstore" ?

Posted by: Irony at December 30, 2015 10:57 AM (E7zwb)

273 So a liberal friend I have remained in touch with

One of mine is watching that murderer documentary mentioned the other day on Netflix and freaking out about injustice.

I haven't watched it, but I understand it is sort of biased and probably nonsense?

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:58 AM (lIU4e)

274 They are busy distributing these to 100 families in Ghana and doing studies to show what a wonderful method this is and why I should donate money. Plus no chemicals!


Not counting the lead in the batteries. Plus the battery acid.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 10:58 AM (rIQuo)

275 Saw Gary Moores mug shot. Black. Bald. Long beard. Dark mark on his forehead from praying with his head on a rug

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (zOTsN)


Random WAGs:
(1) Arson for insurance.
(2) Had a beef with other worshippers and decided that he would show them what's what.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:58 AM (hLRSq)

276 Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 10:53 AM


Thanks for that. It seems to be winning the fight for survival despite our best efforts to eradicate.

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 10:58 AM (EpMTZ)

277 This story will go away. And CAIR will never speak of it again. It will be a tally in their yearly toll of alleged islamphobia attacks

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 10:58 AM (zOTsN)

278 Posted by: Only Trump! at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (ktigS)


= Troll

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 10:58 AM (Dj0WE)

279 "Mommy, why is that funny man Quin peeing on himself?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 10:40 AM (kdS6q)


They left out the relevant part in the title:

Santorum Could Trample Trump Because He's a Lying POS Who Will Say/Do Anything To Get Elected ... but in a totally holy, spiritual way.


Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz/Smod-Trump at December 30, 2015 10:59 AM (hgBpU)

280 What did the bear say to Leonardo? "You didn't come here for the nature walk did you?"



Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 10:57 AM (fGCbW)


"Looks like somebody needs a hug."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:59 AM (hLRSq)

281 Dark mark on his forehead from praying with his head on a rug
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (zOTsN)


Oh no, the dark mark!

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:59 AM (lIU4e)

282 You'd think moby-trolls would study their audience better instead of having everything after the first sentence be obvious trolling.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:00 AM (GDulk)

283 "Looks like somebody needs a hug."

Leonardo runs screaming like a little girl, "Get away Pedobear!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 11:01 AM (fGCbW)

284 One of mine is watching that murderer documentary mentioned the other day on Netflix and freaking out about injustice.

I haven't watched it, but I understand it is sort of biased and probably nonsense?
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:58 AM (lIU4e)


What documentary?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:01 AM (Dj0WE)

285 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:00 AM (GDulk)

AtC puts more thought and effort into her sock-trolling the real trolls put into it.

That's kind of sad, really.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 11:01 AM (hLRSq)

286 Looks like Hector's been moved to a different group home.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:02 AM (oVJmc)

287 Hector's so predictable, we could have a talk like Hector thread.

Posted by: Mainah at December 30, 2015 11:02 AM (659DL)

288 Wonder if that loser Quin has a vested interest in Sanitarium?

Posted by: the Mighty Quinn at December 30, 2015 11:02 AM (H9MG5)

289
Sup Hector. What did your new Syrian stepfather get you for Christmas? Anything cool?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 11:02 AM (kdS6q)

290 If the ice isn't safe you can find yourself in a real pickerel.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:34 AM (1xUj/)

I heard that those shacks, by the end of the season, can be a little muskie.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at December 30, 2015 11:03 AM (JOG+K)

291 What documentary?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:01 AM (Dj0WE)


To catch a murderer or something? Ace/commenters mentioned it the other day. It's about some murder in Minnesota (?) and they are trying to say the guys not guilty, as I understand it...

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:03 AM (lIU4e)

292 Best thing (by which I mean most ridiculous) about the mosquito net idea to wipe out malaria is the assumption that mosquito only bite at night. When you are in bed.

Science!

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 30, 2015 11:04 AM (1BQGO)

293 Looks to me like the Cosby prosecution is from a DA looking to make a name for themselves.

Trying an 11-year-old case is going to have some serious hurdles unless there is some preserved physical evidence or corroboration. I don't know where you're going to get with a 'he said/she said' at this point.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:04 AM (oVJmc)

294 Random WAGs:
(1) Arson for insurance.
(2) Had a beef with other worshippers and decided that he would show them what's what.

(3) Do-it-Yourself BACKLASH!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 30, 2015 11:04 AM (kXzR8)

295 Growing up in the mountains of Colorado, this is whatcha call "mud season".

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 11:05 AM (Z/8dZ)

296 Sorry, it's 'making a murderer'.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:05 AM (lIU4e)

297 "Thank god, the crappie puns are over."

Are you breaming over with gratitude?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 30, 2015 11:06 AM (u5gzz)

298 The problem with determining the safety of walking on ice is to walk on ice and see if you fall through.

Worse, in the spring, on a warm day, you might be able to get ON the ice early in the morning, but late in the afternoon when you want to come home, you can't get OFF the ice without a boat.

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 11:06 AM (EpMTZ)

299 Moore is not appearing at his arraignment because he is ill

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 11:07 AM (zOTsN)

300 Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 11:01 AM (hLRSq)

There was an ONT moby a few years ago who was hilarious. He seemed like a naturalist who had prepped really well to go live among (and be one with) a herd of antelope. Except he joine a pride of lions instead *and was unable to tell the difference*. He soldiered on for at least a week before finally disappearing and it's been long enough I don't remember the name any more.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:07 AM (GDulk)

301 Who's asleep at the TB3K switch?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:07 AM (oVJmc)

302 Sorry, it's 'making a murderer'.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:05 AM (lIU4e)


Ok, thanks. Doesn't sound like anything I need to find. I like a good documentary about killers, but I'm not at all interested in anyone's screed.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:07 AM (Dj0WE)

303 Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 30, 2015 11:04 AM (1BQGO)

You do know that there is a feeding time for mosquitos right? Not that they don't bite or come out otherwise but there is an optimal time when they feed.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 11:08 AM (AC18V)

304 Hector's employer is going to read this and go, WTF are you doing on a fishing thread?

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2015 11:09 AM (+c55T)

305 The problem with determining the safety of walking on ice is to walk on ice and see if you fall through.

If we can build political-candidate robots which nod and sip water convincingly, surely we can build ice-safety robots to wander out upon our lakes.

Posted by: technology at December 30, 2015 11:09 AM (dbDB8)

306 Go away storm front douchbag. Why are you here.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 11:09 AM (zOTsN)

307 Do not click troll's child-porn links.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:09 AM (oVJmc)

308
There was an ONT moby a few years ago who was hilarious.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette



Spring of 2012. The invasion of the Romney fluffers, desperate to save his floundering primary campaign.

Stood out like the proverbial sore thumb.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 11:09 AM (kdS6q)

309 This one sounds like the one using the wood shampoo nic recently...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 30, 2015 11:10 AM (kXzR8)

310 "Gary Nathanial Moore set fire to the strip mall mosque in Houston. Be prepared for the press to blow this up
"

Google image tells me that we'll hear nothing about this one. Does NOT fit the narrative.

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 11:11 AM (Z/8dZ)

311 It's biased and nonsense. To believe he didnt do it you would have to believe the cops chopped up and burnt the body of this young woman to thwart a non existent 36 million dollar judgement that the would not be personally liable for. Or, that her family chopped her up and burnt her body for no reason. Or, that his family did it for no reason.

Because the so called people who demand justice are making death threats/harassing the cops, the court staff, the attys, her family, etc., I wonder how this will affect future courtroom documentaries.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:11 AM (iQIUe)

312 Posted by: Only Trump! at December 30, 2015 11:01 AM (ktigS)

Your poor attempt at trolling makes me focus on your spelling: can not = cannot, for future drivel.

Your schtick would go over better at Conservative Treehouse or Gateway Pundit. I dare you.

Posted by: Joanne Hearts Cruz/Smod-Trump at December 30, 2015 11:11 AM (hgBpU)

313
Hector's employer is going to read this....
Posted by: t-bird



Serbian, employed.

Tis to laugh. They survive like rats in the wainscoting by reselling stolen cellphones and Medicare fraud.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 11:12 AM (kdS6q)

314 The suspect, Gary Nathaniel Moore, 37, of Houston, appeared in court at 7 a.m., spokeswoman Nicole Strong said.

According to a charging instrument released by the Harris County District Clerk, Moore told investigators at the scene that he has attended the mosque for five years, coming five times per day to pray seven days per week.


Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2015 11:12 AM (Nwg0u)

315 299 Random WAGs:
(1) Arson for insurance.
(2) Had a beef with other worshippers and decided that he would show them what's what.

(3) Do-it-Yourself BACKLASH!
(4) Jihadi workplace accident

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 30, 2015 11:12 AM (kXzR8)

316 What hump?

Posted by: Eye Gore at December 30, 2015 11:12 AM (FkBIv)

317 Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 10:55 AM (zOTsN)

Huh, false flag after all? I think it's running at 100% on "self-inflicted" when it comes to mosque arson. Amazing how fast the stories drop out of the news after the initial "Tsk!"ing and hand-wringing over "backlash".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:13 AM (GDulk)

318 Only Trump - give it a rest. No one cares about your trolling. It just looks pathetic and is below someone as thoughtful and deeply emotional as yourself. We understand that your desire for Hillary was a direct result of that break-through in therapy last week, We wish you well, but please put the crayons down before you hurt yourself and go get some coco.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at December 30, 2015 11:13 AM (mPQ7K)

319 Moby sounds like a BLM member who feels entitled because they are a victim and that just because they don't have the brains or fortitude to make something of themselves they have to blame it on someone else. Sad sad loser who will continue to be a loser. Probably living on daddy's money right now.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 11:13 AM (AC18V)

320 What is the deal with the comments about lauraw? Is that something I missed?

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:13 AM (lIU4e)

321
Trying an 11-year-old case is going to have some serious hurdles unless there is some preserved physical evidence or corroboration. I don't know where you're going to get with a 'he said/she said' at this point.

We must believe any woman who says she was sexually assaulted.

Iron-clad rule.

Unless your name is Paula Jones or Kathleen Willey or Juanita Broadderick.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 11:14 AM (X6fMO)

322 If that Gary Nathanial Moore mugshot is the right one, the dude's got serious weed eyes.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:14 AM (oVJmc)

323 "Moore told investigators at the scene that he has attended the mosque for five years, coming five times per day to pray seven days per week. "

And doowwwn the memory hole this goes. Except when liberals quietly add it to the "anti muslim extremism" numbers.

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 11:14 AM (Z/8dZ)

324 Moore has the dark forehead prayer bump. Nope. This will be dumped

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 11:14 AM (zOTsN)

325
Best thing (by which I mean most ridiculous) about the mosquito net idea to wipe out malaria is the assumption that mosquito only bite at night. When you are in bed.

Science!----Hand of Count Petofi

So a burka really IS a good idea!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at December 30, 2015 11:15 AM (m3iiU)

326 "Moore told investigators at the scene that he has attended the mosque for five years, coming five times per day to pray seven days per week."

Black muslim burns down his own mosque?

Headline qued:
Tea party anger stirred by Trump's hateful rhetoric inspires hate crime against Muslims

Posted by: Grad School Fool at December 30, 2015 11:15 AM (A9KzJ)

327 Serbian, employed.

Tis to laugh. They survive like rats in the wainscoting by reselling stolen cellphones and Medicare fraud.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 11:12 AM (kdS6q)


He's not Serbian. When he engaged here a while back, he pretended to be, but then all he talked about was how mean were all were to the mexicans.


He's mexican.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:15 AM (Dj0WE)

328 Muslim on Muslim arson? Local crime story.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 30, 2015 11:16 AM (2cS/G)

329 "You do know that there is a feeding time for mosquitos right? Not that they don't bite or come out otherwise but there is an optimal time when they feed.


Yes. The most common feeding time is around sunset and shortly after. I hope the NGO is teaching he recipients to go to bed early. Very early and stay there.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 30, 2015 11:16 AM (1BQGO)

330 How can you possibly work when you are praying at your mosque five times a day, seven days a week, for five years


When this happened the imam told the congregation not to gossip or speculate. They knew it was him. Yet CAIR was called in anyway

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 11:17 AM (zOTsN)

331 Dark mark on his forehead from praying with his head on a rug

-
Islam: head thumping and head chopping.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2015 11:17 AM (Nwg0u)

332 Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:13 AM (lIU4e)

Long running joke about lauraw having a hump she shaves (and occasionally waxes, I think). I've been here 8 years and am not sure when it started.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:17 AM (GDulk)

333 One of two cat islands in Japan.

https://youtu.be/w4DbSTf3GyY

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 11:18 AM (fGCbW)

334 What is the deal with the comments about lauraw? Is that something I missed?
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:13 AM (lIU4e)


Long-time running gag, where she claimed she was a hunchback.


I believe I saw a real photo of her once. She is not a hunchback. Not even close.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:18 AM (Dj0WE)

335
He's not Serbian. When he engaged here a while back, he pretended to be, but then all he talked about was how mean were all were to the mexicans.He's mexican.
Posted by: BurtTC



He's Serbian, checkout the ring of dirt around his everything.

He's pro-illegal because his mail-order wife is Peruvian. And available, if you're interested.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 11:18 AM (kdS6q)

336 (ktigS) looks like it should be an anagram or something.

Trolls really are like speed bumps. Expecting the next piscean pun or old vidgame joke and *bam* the car bottoms out even at 15mph.

Posted by: mindful webworker - had a limited a peel at December 30, 2015 11:19 AM (mf0wg)

337 Troll gets it 180-degrees wrong and doesn't even understand how.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:19 AM (oVJmc)

338 The bacon is on the door.

Posted by: John's long moustache at December 30, 2015 11:19 AM (FkBIv)

339 335 Dark mark on his forehead from praying with his head on a rug

-
Islam: head thumping and head chopping.



aka, aim point.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 11:19 AM (rIQuo)

340 More interesting shit on Obama spying on Israel, Netanyahu, Congress, et.al.

http://tinyurl.com/h42rph9

This was all an elaborately designed deception on the part of Obama and crew. (I know... shocking in 'not even a smidgeon' sort of way)

Still waiting for McConnell and Ryan to grimly approach the TV camera's and declare that they can do nothing. You know... to make us aware that they are busy 'doing the people's business'.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad ha'at) at December 30, 2015 11:20 AM (BZAd3)

341
I believe I saw a real photo of her once. She is not a hunchback. Not even close.


A hump-front?

Cause that I'm good with.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:20 AM (oVJmc)

342
The only thing worse than lingering snow is malingering snow - the whining alone is enough to drive you insane.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 11:20 AM (BK3ZS)

343 Trolls will be much worse next year.

Dondi trolls, Geb! trolls, gope trolls, Hector-nuts, all sorts.

The fun thing will be watching them fight each other.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 11:21 AM (MQEz6)

344 It's fine for you to hate all these fish puns, but there's no need to carp about it.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 30, 2015 11:21 AM (u5gzz)

345 Suspect has serious pothead eyeballs:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qc8mb6g

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:22 AM (oVJmc)

346 Posted by: Only Trump! at December 30, 2015 11:12 AM (ktigS)

You're working too hard at that whole mildly illiterate thing; e.g., the syntax errors, the verb disagreements, the lowercase 'God' bit, et al. I'm not a Trump fan by any means but attempts to portray his supporters as racist neanderthals is nothing but a broad-brush smear.

Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 11:23 AM (cCEFD)

347 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:17 AM (GDulk)

That goes back to darn near the beginning, back when Spurwing Plover was just a hatchling.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 11:23 AM (hLRSq)

348 A hump-front?

Shouldn't there be two up front?
Posted by: Blanco Basura


On a camel hair sweater.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 11:23 AM (FkBIv)

349 Breaking: Bill Clinton says that he doesn't see how going after Bill Cosby for an ancient claim of inappropriate sexual aggression is racist at all.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad ha'at) at December 30, 2015 11:23 AM (BZAd3)

350 Spill your drink into this pic and it's on-topic.

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/
uploads/2011/04/oh-shit-moment-2-640x424.jpg

And I'm going to keep posting it til one of you ungrateful pikers sees what I did there.

Posted by: DaveA at December 30, 2015 11:24 AM (DL2i+)

351 " How can you possibly work"

Feature not bug.

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 11:24 AM (Kqit+)

352 Long running joke about lauraw having a hump she shaves (and occasionally waxes, I think). I've been here 8 years and am not sure when it started.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:17 AM (GDulk)


OK, thanks.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:24 AM (lIU4e)

353 "Shouldn't there be two up front?"

In the case of an Asian bactrian LauraW, yes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 11:25 AM (ptqRm)

354 Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 11:23 AM (cCEFD)


Don't enable him, the therapists said it only makes things worse.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 11:25 AM (hLRSq)

355 CAIR and Linda Sansour must be so disappointed

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 11:25 AM (zOTsN)

356 A hump-front?

Cause that I'm good with.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:20 AM (oVJmc)


As a matter of fact, I believe there was a discussion of something she wore to some event... I'm real sketchy on the details, but if I recall correctly she obliged by posting a photo (no face visible), and she looked very nice indeed.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:25 AM (Dj0WE)

357 Ah, the sizzlin' smell of banhammerin' in the mornin'. Almost as good as fresh coffee.

Posted by: mindful webworker - with a shot at December 30, 2015 11:25 AM (mf0wg)

358 We need to restore the livelihood of retarded shrimpers!

Posted by: Only Gump! at December 30, 2015 11:26 AM (kTF2Z)

359 Spying on our enemies is too morally ambiguous to be permitted.

We'll have to make do with spying on our friends.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 30, 2015 11:27 AM (ubByS)

360 Well, now that the cats have cleaned up the fish puns, I can climb down off this perch.

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 11:28 AM (EpMTZ)

361 I have an end of year post at my book blog.
I did 16 book reviews in the 9 weeks since I started (plus one guest review by Long Running Fool) and I almost met my goal of a post a day. (despite days like this when I am running a fever)


link in nic


Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:28 AM (cbfNE)

362
345
I believe I saw a real photo of her once. She is not a hunchback. Not even close.

A hump-front?

Cause that I'm good with.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:20 AM (oVJmc)

Her hump cannot be captured by a camera; only the eyes of the living can see it.

Approach her with care. She travels with others of her kind in a small clan lurking in the misty hills of New England. Have a treat or two at the ready lest you lose a finger or two.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 11:29 AM (MQEz6)

363 3 way Howdy supports that Foxxy Puppy Rubio,
that's the dog who will defecate illegals all over our living room.
Fox always luvs the Rube from crackertown...
See more force ceding the geese a s they pate' your votes..in IOU from corn subsidies..

Posted by: ACE front CIA at December 30, 2015 11:30 AM (hforh)

364 All my quarters went towards playing Defender as a youth
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2015 10:48 AM (XtAzU)

Defender rocked.

Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 11:30 AM (cCEFD)

365 Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:28 AM (cbfNE)

((Votermom)), hope you get to feeling better soon. Can you get your kids to make soup or something for you?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:31 AM (GDulk)

366 Also in good things about 2015, we started the goodreads group and are doing our first horde group read in January.

Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:31 AM (cbfNE)

367 Hector trots out the 'we hate furriners because they take our welfare and handouts' nonsense, doesn't have the capacity to understand that the purpose to the amnesty push is to bring in a more compliant electorate that will protect all that government entitlements and spending that we all want to get rid of.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:31 AM (oVJmc)

368
See if parents charged their teens a quarter every time they played X-Box, their would be a lot less addiction to video games. Simple economics.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 11:32 AM (ODxAs)

369 I believe I saw a real photo of her once. She is not a hunchback. Not even close.

Her avatar over at H2 is a hoot. No hump visible from the front, tho'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (LUgeY)

370 Also in good things about 2015, we started the goodreads group and are doing our first horde group read in January.
Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:31 AM (cbfNE)


You are?

I'm not really on goodreads, but I like to read things. Hmm.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (lIU4e)

371 Guy was mad about the lack of terror attacks emanating from the mosque?

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (3myMJ)

372 350 Suspect has serious pothead eyeballs:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qc8mb6g
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 11:22 AM (oVJmc)

Yep, he looks totally baked.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (kpqmD)

373 We are in a war on "hate."
Which means no more or less than you are no longer allowed to disagree.

It's like this stuff is focus grouped and refined in a Manchurian lab for twenty years before rolled out into phrases designed to resonate in the LIV mind as "acceptable" but really containing malleable, totalitarian concepts designed to eat into the core of Western liberties.

Someone needs to call out and reclaim "hate" and denounce "anti hatred" for what it is: unilateral intellectual disarmament. And put it in a way people will get it.

Posted by: Bystander at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (k8tEg)

374 I need some help. Can anyone recommend a good biography of Napoleon Bonaparte? I'd like to learn about his impact on the modern world, as well as his military successes.

Thank you,
qzy

Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (YA3Tl)

375 Did you see the wife of that Miami Dolphin player go nuts on twitter? Shes attacking everyone. If he is every let go, another team wd be nuts to hire him bc she is a loose cannon attacking all the other teammates.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:34 AM (iQIUe)

376 The Trump Effect shows up again.

Per Insty Congress is considering pausing refugee acceptance until it can be proved each refugee is not a threat.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 11:34 AM (hLRSq)

377 So, 9 year-old girls and boys, open season or off limits?

Asking for a fiend.

Posted by: Only Tramp! at December 30, 2015 11:34 AM (3myMJ)

378 @ 379 study Churchill the antithesis of the frog King..

Posted by: ACE front CIA at December 30, 2015 11:34 AM (hforh)

379 Votermom, busy on the review front.

One of the prizes for winning Nanowrimo is a place called Upliterate
http://upliterate.com/nanowrimo2015/

Another prize is this book from Kobo. Becomes a free book if you enter the code nano2015 at check-out they say.
https://store.kobobooks.com/en-ca/ebook/how-to-market-a-book-second-edition

There are a bunch of other offers.

Well back to slinging words. Story never writes itself.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 11:35 AM (fGCbW)

380 First person to see the irony in that statement wins the kewpi doll.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 10:38 AM (AC18V)


Actually, giving the Federal lands back to the States, to do with as they see fit, would be yuuuge for land developers. Because at least some cash-strapped States, say California, would undoubtedly sell tracts off to raise money.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2015 11:35 AM (UsLZp)

381 ((Votermom)), hope you get to feeling better soon. Can you get your kids to make soup or something for you?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:31 AM (GDulk)

the kids are very sweet when I am sick. Although the one of them is sick too. I feel a bit better today, just my throat hurting now.

thanks Polliwog! I would hug you but ya know, contagious

Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:36 AM (cbfNE)

382 Well, now that the cats have cleaned up the fish puns, I can climb down off this perch.



Go ahead and parrot the party line!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 11:37 AM (rIQuo)

383 Long running joke about lauraw having a hump she shaves (and occasionally waxes, I think).

Whenever Our Favorite Ewok can't be found, I imagine those two stuck in a kiddie pool of dried Valu-Rite and pudding after a festive night of playing Shave the Hump.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 11:37 AM (LUgeY)

384 Teenage Islamist 'poster girl' who fled Austria to join ISIS was used as a sex slave for new fighters before she was beaten to death as she tried to escape, former prisoner reveals
=================

http://goo.gl/gVEcE1

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)

385 Yep, he looks totally baked.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (kpqmD)


And creepy. Ew.

Add this to the 'drugs are bad' list with the terrorists before...

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:38 AM (lIU4e)

386 Someone needs to call out and reclaim "hate" and denounce "anti hatred" for what it is: unilateral intellectual disarmament.

And put it in a way people will get it.



How about, "FYNQ"?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 11:38 AM (rIQuo)

387 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)

Which is exactly what every *thinking* person *knew* would happen to her.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:39 AM (GDulk)

388 It appears her 15 year old pal was also used as a sex toy. She allegedly died in fighting. Did the take her to the frontlines? Was she hit by a bomb? Or did they just murder her?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:39 AM (iQIUe)

389 389 Teenage Islamist 'poster girl' who fled Austria to join ISIS was used as a sex slave for new fighters before she was beaten to death as she tried to escape, former prisoner reveals
=================

http://goo.gl/gVEcE1
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)

Awful story. Such a pretty girl too. What a waste of life.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 11:40 AM (kpqmD)

390 I need some help. Can anyone recommend a good biography of Napoleon Bonaparte? I'd like to learn about his impact on the modern world, as well as his military successes.

-
Was he Chloe Kardashian's second husband? The one who wanted his arms cut off and showed where his legs should be?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2015 11:40 AM (Nwg0u)

391 The "Making of a Murderer" documentary on Netflix, we have watched now 2 episodes.
We will watch the whole thing.

Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2015 11:40 AM (Xodlv)

392
These are the people who believe in Darwin's theory, and they believe the environment is whatever it is at the moment they first noticed what it is and it should never change (evolve) and human interference in the environment is unnatural.

And thus now is "peak climate" and we mustn't ever stray from it, either.

It all comes down to this particular group of Darwinists wanting to retain their indigenous locales and peoples as quaint and authentic as possible solely to satisfy their own misplaced sense of superiority.

Nature and Math are gearing up to kick their asses.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 11:40 AM (BK3ZS)

393 Teenage Islamist 'poster girl' who fled Austria to join ISIS was used as a sex slave for new fighters before she was beaten to death as she tried to escape, former prisoner reveals

Quite the recruiting tool.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 11:41 AM (FkBIv)

394 Those two girls were misguided and idiots, but its a sad fate they met. If nothing else, I hope their story is a cautionary tale for other teenage girls harboring romanticized views of ISIS.

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 11:41 AM (a0IVu)

395 (Today is the 150th anniversary of the birth of British writer Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936), England's "Poet of Empire." Born in Bombay, India, the son of an English artist and museum curator in Lahore, Kipling was educated in England but came back to India in 1880 to begin his writing career as a journalist on an Anglo-Indian newspaper. Returning to England in 1889, he brought with him a wealth of experience in the Raj and turned it into highly successful stories about the British Army in India and that country's exotic local color. His best known works are the early Jungle Book (1894) and Kim (1901), plus poems such as "Recessional," "If," "The Road to Mandalay," and "Tommy." Kipling was awarded the Nobel prize for literature in 1907, but he continued writing prolifically until the last years of his life 30 years later. His son John was killed in World War One, which significantly darkened his subsequent world-view. As the most prominent literary exponent of Victorian and Edwardian imperialism, Kipling is widely dismissed today as a politically incorrect anachronism - but he still retains a respectful following. In his Just So Stories (1902), he wrote, "I keep six honest serving men (They taught me all I knew); Their names are What and Why and When And How and Where and Who."
--------------------------
It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
To call upon a neighbor and to say: --
"We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away."
And that is called asking for Dane-geld,

And the people who ask it explain
That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld
And then you'll get rid of the Dane!

It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say: --
"Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;

But we've proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.

It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray;
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say: --
"We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that pays it is lost!"
- Rudyard Kipling "Dane-geld, A.D. 980-1016"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2015 11:42 AM (RrDm2)

396 Teenage Islamist 'poster girl' who fled Austria to join ISIS

I mean, that sucks, but damn. How stupid are these girls to do this?

Really, really f'ing stupid.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:42 AM (lIU4e)

397 You are?

I'm not really on goodreads, but I like to read things. Hmm.
Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (lIU4e)

--

Yes, we are reading Muldoon's book.
Come & join!

If you sign up to GR with just an email (instead of fb) you can stay pseudonymous.
The group is "AoSHQ Moron Horde"
https://www.goodreads.com/group/show/175335-aoshq-moron-horde

Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:42 AM (cbfNE)

398 Under Darwin's Theory, are we wrong to want to save the pandas from extinction?

I mean, this is a species which is too lazy and stupid to have sex.

Perhaps it's time has come.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 11:43 AM (ptqRm)

399 398 Under Darwin's Theory, are we wrong to want to save the pandas from extinction?

I mean, this is a species which is too lazy and stupid to have sex.

Perhaps it's time has come.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 11:43 AM (ptqRm)

Humans seem to have the opposite problem: it's the lazy and stupid having all the sex.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 11:44 AM (kpqmD)

400 @383
You forgot to recommend a book on either Napoleon, or Churchill.

Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 11:44 AM (YA3Tl)

401 Really, really f'ing stupid.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:42 AM (lIU4e)


There have always been stories of teenage girls running off to be with whatever is the trendy bad-boy type and those stories never end well.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 11:45 AM (hLRSq)

402 Kipling is widely dismissed today as a politically incorrect anachronism

For the female of the species is more dangerous than the male.

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 11:45 AM (EpMTZ)

403 Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 11:41 AM (a0IVu)

Yeah, no schadenfreud here even though the outcome was obvious. I wonder what their delusion presented as how everything would work out since there's clearly no way they envisioned being raped repeatedly and then murdered (even though, rationally, that was the historic use for unprotected females).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2015 11:45 AM (GDulk)

404 Teenage Islamist 'poster girl' who fled Austria to join ISIS was used as a sex slave for new fighters before she was beaten to death as she tried to escape, former prisoner reveals
=================

http://goo.gl/gVEcE1
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)


Wait a minute.... you're trying to tell me a death cult would not only fail to protect two young girls, but would use them as sex slaves, then kill them at their convenience?


Gosh, I'm so shocked.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:46 AM (Dj0WE)

405 Damn. Ya'll throw another fish pun thread and don't even bother to tell me.


That makes me crabby.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 11:47 AM (LA7Cm)

406 Co-author of Logan's Run dead.He lived way past his "Last Day"

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/222648/

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2015 11:47 AM (8HTq1)

407 If we can build political-candidate robots which nod and sip water convincingly, surely we can build ice-safety robots to wander out upon our lakes.

Posted by: technology at December 30, 2015 11:09 AM (dbDB


One trick, if one must walk on questionable ice, is to cut a pole, the trunk of a small sapling, say about 2" through at the butt. Find the balance point, and carry it horizontally, tucked under an arm. If you break through, the pole will bridge the hole in the ice, and keep you from going right to the bottom. It will still be a bitch to get out of the water and back onto the ice, but at least you have a chance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2015 11:47 AM (UsLZp)

408
@45, that's a very interesting take on shirts and skins.

I bet the video concessions pay better than the courtside seats.

Posted by: Advo at December 30, 2015 11:47 AM (7vbG1)

409 There have always been stories of teenage girls running off to be with whatever is the trendy bad-boy type and those stories never end well.
Posted by: Mikey
--------------------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Heloise at December 30, 2015 11:48 AM (RrDm2)

410 I am thinkng about starting a campaign against the most widespread kind of hate: lipophobia

Stop hate.
Eat bacon.

Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:48 AM (cbfNE)

411 "The group is "AoSHQ Moron Horde"

Cool. Signed up.

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 11:48 AM (Z/8dZ)

412 They need to make PSAs on those two girls and show them on telly and in schools in the UK.

Why wd the need wives? They just want someone to fk.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:48 AM (iQIUe)

413 Re old vidgames, I may have mentioned this already recently, but here I go again.

Back in the early part of this century, we briefly ran a small sort-of Internet Cafe' - we had two then-top-of-the-line video gaming machines ... and an old 8086 that played, mainly, Dig-Dug.

Guess which had kids crowding around watching someone play!

Posted by: mindful webworker - boop beep boop at December 30, 2015 11:48 AM (mf0wg)

414 Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:42 AM (cbfNE)

Thanks!

There have always been stories of teenage girls running off to be with whatever is the trendy bad-boy type and those stories never end well.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 11:45 AM (hLRSq)


But...usually we're talking about guys they know. I think the bad boy thing is sort of overplayed, but at least it's not usually crazy strangers across the world that are murdering and enslaving people all over the place.

That's even crazier than writing to serial killers in prison because at least they are actually IN prison. Lord.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 11:49 AM (lIU4e)

415 Folks tend to have romantic views of Islam and their teachings. I spent the first 28 years of my life in a Muslim country and I always tell the misguided idiot fools I meet here (i.e. liberals and some republicans too, sadly) there is nothing redeeming about that faith at all. And ISIS is the true face of that religion.

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 11:49 AM (a0IVu)

416 410 I am thinkng about starting a campaign against the most widespread kind of hate: lipophobia


Fear of lips? That's a thing?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 11:49 AM (kpqmD)

417 Those two girls were misguided and idiots, but its a sad fate they met. If nothing else, I hope their story is a cautionary tale for other teenage girls harboring romanticized views of ISIS.
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 11:41 AM (a0IVu)


Hate to say it, but yeah. That's what I'm thinking. This might hopefully prevent too many more young girls from doing this.


I guess those poor Isis boys will have to go back to raping each other.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:50 AM (Dj0WE)

418 We often discuss the robot like qualities of some political candidates.

http://tinyurl.com/gsczjtb

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 11:50 AM (ptqRm)

419 They need to make PSAs on those two girls and show them on telly and in schools in the UK.


With before and after pics, uncensored.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 11:51 AM (LUgeY)

420 What do we want?
Content!
When do we want it?
#TwoWeeks!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 30, 2015 11:51 AM (kff5f)

421
I need some help. Can anyone recommend a good biography of Napoleon Bonaparte? I'd like to learn about his impact on the modern world, as well as his military successes.

FWIW, I enjoyed The Age of Napoleon, though it's been a few years since I read it:


http://goo.gl/nZZGw0

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 11:51 AM (X6fMO)

422 Awful story. Such a pretty girl too. What a waste of life.

-
I read an article a couple of weeks ago somewhere (maybe here) that talked about ISIS cool. It compared the ISIS infatuation with a fashion trend. The burqas may not be too trendy but the accessories, the AKs and bombs, are way cool. The eternal appeal of evil.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2015 11:51 AM (Nwg0u)

423 Ah "The Man Trap" about an alien salt vampire... this too is the story of Michelle...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 11:51 AM (fGCbW)

424 374 I need some help. Can anyone recommend a good biography of Napoleon Bonaparte? I'd like to learn about his impact on the modern world, as well as his military successes.

Thank you,
qzy

Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 11:33 AM (YA3Tl)

Look for things by David G. Chandler... probably the best Napoleonic Historian out there... and very readable IMO.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 11:51 AM (f7rv6)

425 Chuck Berry wrote a song about Nadine.

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 11:52 AM (EpMTZ)

426 Kipling, one of my favorites. He gave me a sense of places I will never visit, from a time now long past. His collection volume is right behind me in the mancave, along with Mark Twain and Maupassant, another not to be missed.

Try "Letting In The Jungle" by Kipling for an example of one of his great short stories.

Posted by: Only Tramp! at December 30, 2015 11:52 AM (3myMJ)

427
There have always been stories of teenage girls running off to be with
whatever is the trendy bad-boy type and those stories never end well.


Posted by: Mikey

You inconsiderate bitch, I was on a mission of love and compassion!

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at December 30, 2015 11:52 AM (OiFtZ)

428 Away, stupid sock.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2015 11:53 AM (3myMJ)

429
I am getting a kick out of the calls for rahm immanuel to resign. Hey dumbasess, you elected him twice. Go ahead, continue to elect corrupt democrats for another century, see if any lightbulbs come on in your little brains.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 11:53 AM (ODxAs)

430 423 Without it's ability to disguise itself there was a resemblance...

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2015 11:53 AM (8HTq1)

431 From Seraphic Secret: Man of the Year

http://tinyurl.com/pgvm57r

The Terminator.

Another appropriate nickname could be: The Orkin Man.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad ha'at) at December 30, 2015 11:53 AM (BZAd3)

432 Who's on Rush?

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (EpMTZ)

433 Dude, what was the question?

Posted by: Only Hemp! at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (9krrF)

434 Those two girls were very pretty and they wdnt have had problems finding boyfriends in Austria. So, not sure why they ran.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (iQIUe)

435 Who's on Rush?

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (EpMTZ)


What's on second?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (kff5f)

436 lipophobia : fear of dietary fat

Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (cbfNE)

437 Thanks, Hammer. I've always had a soft spot for Kipling. When I was a kid 'Just So Stories' and 'Stalky and Company' were my favorites.

I'm so tired of paying off the third world.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (MIKMs)

438 Folks tend to have romantic views of Islam and their teachings. I spent the first 28 years of my life in a Muslim country and I always tell the misguided idiot fools I meet here (i.e. liberals and some republicans too, sadly) there is nothing redeeming about that faith at all. And ISIS is the true face of that religion.

Anyone who's ever had any direct contact with muslims for any length of time (as I have too) knows this very well. They and their toxic excuse of a "religion" are best avoided when possible and denied when they begin to rise up, as they always do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 11:56 AM (LUgeY)

439
434 Those two girls were very pretty and they wdnt have had problems finding boyfriends in Austria. So, not sure why they ran.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (iQIUe)


Their Austrian was a little rusty and awkward, so they were mocked at home and therefore naturally gravitated to the Religion of Peas?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 11:57 AM (BK3ZS)

440 lipidphobia, lividphobia, limpphobia...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 11:57 AM (fGCbW)

441 434 Those two girls were very pretty and they wdnt have had problems finding boyfriends in Austria. So, not sure why they ran.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (iQIUe)


Human Nature?

There is a genetic drive to mate with winners...

If they see ISIS as strong... as the winners... females will mate with them.

Its funny how people talk about Darwin, and then totally disbelieve that those genetic drives have anything to do with Humans.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 11:57 AM (f7rv6)

442 You forgot to recommend a book on either Napoleon, or Churchill.

Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 11:44 AM (YA3Tl)


Is the gargle button on your keyboard broken?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2015 11:58 AM (UsLZp)

443 Those two girls were very pretty and they wdnt have had problems finding boyfriends in Austria. So, not sure why they ran.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:54 AM (iQIUe)


We have a large Bosnian immigrant population here in St. Louis. The older generations are very traditional, but not at all radicalized Muslims. The middle generations are quite westernized, but perhaps were not quite prepared for their children coming to America, and fully embracing the culture. The girls where makeup and typical American clothing, the boys get tattoos, enjoy loud rock music, sex, motorcycles, etc.


Typical American youth, in other words.


I think this is a simple case of rebellion taking the form of the thing their parents loathe and fear.


We've heard of young men (boys, really) going over there too.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 11:58 AM (Dj0WE)

444
So are finding out that Gowdy is a paul ryan type? Disappointing. But not unexpected.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 11:58 AM (ODxAs)

445 Limpopophobia: fear of great, gray-green greasy rivers

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 11:58 AM (kpqmD)

446 443 In the UK it is the grandchildren of very assimilated Pakistanis who are radicalized.

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2015 11:59 AM (8HTq1)

447 Ick Erickson on Rush

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 11:59 AM (FkBIv)

448 Its funny how people talk about Darwin, and then totally disbelieve that those genetic drives have anything to do with Humans.

One would think that the most advanced life form on the planet would know better...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:00 PM (LUgeY)

449 Ow! ow! ow! ow !

Posted by: Lithotripsy at December 30, 2015 12:00 PM (RrDm2)

450
You can sleep in Kipling's Vermont house, Naulakha, if you want:

http://goo.gl/IAo0Eu

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 12:01 PM (X6fMO)

451 BurtTC

Provoo, WWII US Army enlisted joined the Japanese cause after Gen. Wainwright surrendered. The British had Lord Haw Haw.

Taliban Johnny Walker Lindh, went to Afghanistan before 9/11. Joined their cause.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 12:01 PM (fGCbW)

452 448 Its funny how people talk about Darwin, and then totally disbelieve that those genetic drives have anything to do with Humans.

One would think that the most advanced life form on the planet would know better...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:00 PM (LUgeY)

Oh we do.

Posted by: Dolphins at December 30, 2015 12:01 PM (kpqmD)

453 Paronomasiaphobia is the fear of puns.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 12:02 PM (ODxAs)

454 Anyone read that ISIS briefing from the ONT last night?

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 12:02 PM (Kqit+)

455 Chuck Berry wrote a song about Nadine.

-
There's a pretty good movie entitled Nadine starring Jeff Bridges and Kim Bassinger. Loved the scene where Bridges thinks he's got the drop on the bad guy with the shotgun he got from the cooler.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2015 12:03 PM (Nwg0u)

456 Its funny how people talk about Darwin, and then totally disbelieve that those genetic drives have anything to do with Humans.
----------------

Also, they believe, apparently, that evolution magically ceased 50,000 years or so ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2015 12:03 PM (RrDm2)

457 In fact.... epiphany....

The Liberal Agenda is all about countermanding the effects of Darwinism... the very Darwinism they believe in....

They want us to believe that genetic differences are non existent, to the point where Everyone is the same.... whether Male, Female, handicapped, or of different genetic backgrounds (Race).

Its all about Supporting the unsuccessful at the expense of the successful... thus allowing them to breed more...

The American culture WAS pretty Darwinian. You could be successful on your own merits, and then pass that success to your descendants...

Now? The government is in charge of who is successful.... and who you will support...

And we are now seeing the outcome of what happens to a society, which rewards the lesser, at the expense of the better...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:03 PM (f7rv6)

458 BurtTC

Provoo, WWII US Army enlisted joined the Japanese cause after Gen. Wainwright surrendered. The British had Lord Haw Haw.

Taliban Johnny Walker Lindh, went to Afghanistan before 9/11. Joined their cause.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 12:01 PM (fGCbW)


Yep, over and over and over again, teh yoots will rebel against their parents, and it takes the form it takes.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 12:03 PM (Dj0WE)

459 Lauren, briefly the Middle East is a vacuum due to the US bugging out. And all the Great and not so Great Houses of the Laandsrat are making plays in the region. And Shaddam IV vacations in Hawai'i.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 12:04 PM (fGCbW)

460 Ow! ow! ow! ow !
Posted by: Lithotripsy



Twice.
(No joke)

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 12:04 PM (rIQuo)

461 ISIS new rape rules


http://tinyurl.com/oge4zeb


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (fWAjv)

462
It's fine for you to hate all these fish puns, but there's no need to carp about it.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 30, 2015 11:21 AM (u5gzz)









Yeah, all of you reprobates casting fish/fishing puns about need to be whipped. Spare the rod and spoil the child, and whatnot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (j4wsR)

463 Anyone read that ISIS briefing from the ONT last night?

Which one? The first one where TFP said he didn't have a clear strategy to defeat them or the second one a couple of years later where TFP said he didn't have a clear strategy to defeat them?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (LUgeY)

464 Oh we do.
Posted by: Dolphins at December 30, 2015 12:01 PM (kpqmD)


Talk about rapey... dolphins are the worst.

Posted by: Small Whales and Large Fish at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (Dj0WE)

465 Yeah, all of you reprobates casting fish/fishing puns about need to be whipped. Spare the rod and spoil the child, and whatnot.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
--------------------


I don't think that is a reel solution.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2015 12:06 PM (RrDm2)

466 Like Orcas in a pod, that is the Horde.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 12:06 PM (fGCbW)

467 In keeping with Sharkman's Theory of Thread Relativity (suck it, Stephen Hawking), which postulates that all threads ultimately should, in a sane universe, devolve into either a movie thread or a Motorhead thread, I give you a website with twenty (20!) Lemmy & Co. covers of some pretty fucking cool rock songs:

http://tinyurl.com/20-Lemmy-Covers

Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2015 12:06 PM (t8P62)

468
465 Yeah, all of you reprobates casting fish/fishing puns about need to be whipped. Spare the rod and spoil the child, and whatnot.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
--------------------


I don't think that is a reel solution.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2015 12:06 PM (RrDm2)

Another thread spooled by puns.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:08 PM (MQEz6)

469
Yeah, all of you reprobates casting fish/fishing puns about need to be whipped. Spare the rod and spoil the child, and whatnot.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
--------------------


I don't think that is a reel solution.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2015 12:06 PM (RrDm2)








Oh, I see how it is. You're gonna bail on us.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:08 PM (j4wsR)

470 Yeah, all of you reprobates casting fish/fishing puns about need to be whipped. Spare the rod and spoil the child, and whatnot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (j4wsR)


Is changing from Fish, to Fishing Puns.... just a bait and switch?

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:08 PM (f7rv6)

471 ISIS new rape rules

http://tinyurl.com/oge4zeb

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (fWAjv)


Well that is going to be a relief to many of the Isis boys. It says NOTHING about any restrictions on what can be done with male sex captives.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 12:09 PM (Dj0WE)

472 @467 In keeping with Sharkman's Theory of Thread Relativity (suck it, Stephen Hawking), which postulates that all threads ultimately should, in a sane universe, devolve into either a movie thread or a Motorhead thread . . .
__________

You forgot boobehs.

Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2015 12:09 PM (3GAnN)

473 470 Yeah, all of you reprobates casting fish/fishing puns about need to be whipped. Spare the rod and spoil the child, and whatnot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (j4wsR)


Is changing from Fish, to Fishing Puns.... just a bait and switch?
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:08 PM (f7rv6)

There's no net gain to be had in any of this.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 12:09 PM (kpqmD)

474 466 Like Orcas in a pod, that is the Horde.


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 12:06 PM (fGCbW)


Orca?

No Sex for YOU!

Posted by: State of Calif. at December 30, 2015 12:09 PM (f7rv6)

475 "he second one a couple of years later where TFP said he didn't have a clear strategy to defeat them?"

Ha. Second I think. There was a graph that showed the projected land holdings of ISIS and it looked very much to me that it included Israel.

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 12:10 PM (Kqit+)

476 So is the last poster on this thread Minnowed?

(I denounce myself).

Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 12:10 PM (DrCtv)

477 Old games:

I remember being a kid and playing one of the Ultima's (II, maybe) on the library's Apple IIe. Computer wasn't free for homeless people to fap with back then, and think it was a quarter every 15 minutes, and when you were out of money, it turned off.

That was one expensive game to finish.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:10 PM (kZVsz)

478
Luposlipaphobia- The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor

(courtesy of The Far Side)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at December 30, 2015 12:11 PM (+aCe4)

479 Oh, I see how it is. You're gonna bail on us.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
-------------------

Bah! You're just casting about for puns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2015 12:11 PM (RrDm2)

480
Yeah, all of you reprobates casting fish/fishing puns about need to be whipped. Spare the rod and spoil the child, and whatnot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (j4wsR)


Is changing from Fish, to Fishing Puns.... just a bait and switch?

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:08 PM (f7rv6)









Hey, just wait until Teh Horde starts with the Spoonerisms.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:11 PM (j4wsR)

481
473 470 Yeah, all of you reprobates casting fish/fishing puns about need to be whipped. Spare the rod and spoil the child, and whatnot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:05 PM (j4wsR)


Is changing from Fish, to Fishing Puns.... just a bait and switch?
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:08 PM (f7rv6)

There's no net gain to be had in any of this.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 12:09 PM (kpqmD)

Caviar emptor.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:11 PM (MQEz6)

482 There's no net gain to be had in any of this.

I thought we had reached the limit of those.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (LUgeY)

483
So is the last poster on this thread Minnowed?

Don't mention minnows to me.

Posted by: Jonas Grumby at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (X6fMO)

484 Hey, just wait until Teh Horde starts with the Spoonerisms.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
________

That was a cunning stunt to divert us from the puns.

Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (3GAnN)

485
Meanwhile, over at Reason.com - Loose Minds and Loose Joints:

What Would 9/11 Have Been Like Without the Constitution? Look at France
Socialist government likely to amend French constitution to strip citizenship of convicted dual nationals

Matt Welch




Oh noes! Not that!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (kdS6q)

486 "which postulates that all threads ultimately should, in a sane universe"

Which might be correct to some degree in theory, in the real world Ace threads devolve into boobs or butsex. Sometimes gum.

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (EpMTZ)

487 I believe you're confusing that with fucks given, BWB.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (kZVsz)

488 Anyone read that ISIS briefing from the ONT last night?

No. If there's anything worse than text, it's pictures. And where are the checkboxes?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (+c55T)

489 Further to the BLM land out west, I mentioned a few months ago that Trump would be a fascinating addition to whatever the US decides to do with all that land. He certainly has the experience.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 30, 2015 12:13 PM (MIKMs)

490 Caviar emptor.
Posted by: eman
--------------------

A red herring, beware.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2015 12:13 PM (RrDm2)

491 Your (belated) Medved update: 2-3 minutes in the car (the only level of exposure I can tolerate for some time now). In his trademark mildly contemptuous/condescending style, explaining how and why "anger" is such a bad and unjustified condition for Americans these days. Contrast of happiness with personal lives (85%) vs. dissatisfaction with direction of the country (low 30s%).

That there has been even a completely meaningless, corpse-twitching sort of electoral rebellion against the collapse of the country's values and institutions the last few years (mid-terms, state-level elections) seems more and more remarkable as time goes on. The MSM has long since become a jaw-droppingly distorted propaganda operation. And most "conservative" media - which has often preened as "alternative" media - is, very often, a pathetic echo of ruling class idiocy (Medved, Hewitt, HotAir, et al).

It's sort of remarkable the whole country hasn't been reduced, yet, to a vile parody of America like the Beltway, or CA or NY or MA. Reasonable people with any trace of American sensibility or worldly responsibility have been "on their own" for info and analysis for a long time.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2015 12:13 PM (QDnY+)

492 @421
Mary Poppins
Thank you. I will try to read it.

AND, thank you @424
I will try reading that, too.

I'm going out into the sticks tommorow, and I need some books. Thanks again.



Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 12:14 PM (YA3Tl)

493
The ghoti puns are starting to smell - just seining.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:14 PM (BK3ZS)

494 Sharkman's Theory of Thread Relativity..., which postulates that all threads ultimately should, in a sane universe, devolve into either a movie thread or a Motorhead thread...

What? I thought it was guns after #100.

* looks over thread *

Something's wrong here.

Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, shoot at December 30, 2015 12:15 PM (mf0wg)

495 "Is changing from Fish, to Fishing Puns.... just a bait and switch?"



No, just casting a wider net.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 12:15 PM (LA7Cm)

496 What Would 9/11 Have Been Like Without the Constitution? Look at France
Socialist government likely to amend French constitution to strip citizenship of convicted dual nationals

Matt Welch




Oh noes! Not that!


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (kdS6q)

Actually... there is nothing in the Constitution that says you CANNOT strip someone of Citizenship.

Note, citizenship is not a Natural Right. It is a Legal Construct (like Marriage IMO) and thus can be changed by Law.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:16 PM (f7rv6)

497 Thread is starting to flounder.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:16 PM (MQEz6)

498 Oh noes! Not that!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 12:12 PM (kdS6q)


They wouldn't need citizenship stripped if they were just hung for being traitors.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 12:16 PM (lIU4e)

499
495 "Is changing from Fish, to Fishing Puns.... just a bait and switch?"



No, just casting a wider net.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 12:15 PM (LA7Cm)








Trolling, in other words.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:16 PM (j4wsR)

500 In answer to a question from yesterday: there were almost no boobs on the Motorboat cruise. It was penis' in camouflage cargo shorts as far as the eye could see.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:16 PM (kZVsz)

501 These puns are kraken me up.

Posted by: Ricardo Montalbaum at December 30, 2015 12:17 PM (GdFQh)

502 Women on the front lines, just like your feminist President has ordered.

Posted by: ISIS at December 30, 2015 12:17 PM (+c55T)

503 Shad we stop the puns or just the carping?

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:18 PM (MQEz6)

504 493
The ghoti puns are starting to smell - just seining.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


I'm so glad at least one other person around here knows the proper spelling of "fish."

Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2015 12:18 PM (jBuUi)

505
In his trademark mildly contemptuous/condescending style, explaining how and why "anger" is such a bad and unjustified condition for Americans these days.

Anybody who isn't royally pissed off at what this country has devolved to in the last eight years is a blithering idiot who shouldn't be allowed anything sharper than a rubber ball.

Medved is damned lucky this country has been lulled, drugged and stupefied into a complacent state willing to tolerate any incursion on freedom so long as the government-entertainment-media complex keeps doling out money and prOn. Were we the Founders' country - hell, if we were Eisenhower's country - nearly 90% of DC would be experiencing Term Limits and nattering nickelfuckers like him would be standing on street corners holding a sign reading "will lick balls for cash."

Posted by: Jonas Grumby at December 30, 2015 12:20 PM (X6fMO)

506 Now you're just casting pearls before swine.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2015 12:20 PM (kTF2Z)

507
Never go on a cruise with just trouser trout.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 12:20 PM (ODxAs)

508
Castaway sock off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 12:21 PM (X6fMO)

509 "Trolling, in other words."


Yes, it's like chum in the water.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 12:22 PM (LA7Cm)

510 Yikes... armor fail

http://www.e2046.com/product/17708

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2015 12:22 PM (fGCbW)

511 The Mrs. came with me, so I brought my own.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:22 PM (kZVsz)

512 Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2015 12:13 PM (QDnY+)

Medved is perfumed useful jester that amuses the Imperial Court from time to time.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:23 PM (MQEz6)

513 @442
"Is the gargle button on your keyboard broken?"

Why do you have a "gargle button" on YOUR keyboard?

You should patent that shit. For you, and all the fa.., and all the fa.. like you.

Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 12:23 PM (YA3Tl)

514 qzy there was book contrasting Napoleon & Wellington that was pretty interesting if you had some general knowledge of both


Napoleon and Wellington: The Battle of Waterloo--and the Great Commanders Who Fought It
by Andrew Roberts

your library might have it

Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 12:23 PM (cbfNE)

515
Cheese doodles - snack food or clever means to dispose of waste packing peanuts?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:24 PM (BK3ZS)

516
509 "Trolling, in other words."

Yes, it's like chum in the water.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 12:22 PM (LA7Cm)

"You're going to need a bigger blog."

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:24 PM (MQEz6)

517 Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2015 12:13 PM (QDnY+)

No one could destroy America from without... the Soviets tried, and failed.

Our Culture was too dynamic. It was based on the Family, with the next larger tribal affiliation being America itself (we all self identified as American, not French American or some such).

It was also very Darwinian in that it rewarded success, and you descendants were better off if you were successful.

All that has been destroyed by the Progressive movement.

Families are a Joke (Gays couples having kids?, broken homes are the norm).

We have been forced into Tribes.... out of pure self defense.

And we now Reward the unsuccessful for their very lack of success, and make the successful pay for it.

Add in importing vast amounts of people who did not grow up in American Culture????

They even BOAST (recent spokesman from the Whitehouse) how they have changed us from a single culture (that successful American Culture) to a Multicultural Society.

My Grandfather saw us go from Horse and Buggies to the Moon.... from a Backwater, to a Super Power... all in his lifetime...

I am watching the destruction of America... all in mine.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:25 PM (f7rv6)

518 Cheese doodles - snack food or clever means to dispose of waste packing peanuts?

Hmm, come to think of it, there's not much difference in the taste.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:26 PM (LUgeY)

519 I'm tired of looking at trees all the time. Can't we look at a lousy bowl of fruit every once in a while?

Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:26 PM (nMj2X)

520
Why do you have a "gargle button" on YOUR keyboard?

All the cool kids have one, right next to the "any" key.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:26 PM (BK3ZS)

521 I am watching the destruction of America... all in mine.
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:25 PM (f7rv6)

----

Insert the word "intentional" in that sentence an yer spot on.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 30, 2015 12:27 PM (8XRCm)

522 I should have taken the week off, didn't realize so many Bowl Games were so early in the morning. Gah.

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 12:28 PM (a0IVu)

523 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqsT4xnKZPg

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 30, 2015 12:28 PM (ucB75)

524
"Giant California methane leak will continue into next year"
.....................

I had no idea Hillary! was vacationing here.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2015 12:28 PM (HgMAr)

525 Well, it is Sharkman's Theory, and of course it does postulate that it requires a sane universe.

I will go back to the blackboard and see if I can rework the theory for the ONT.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2015 12:28 PM (t8P62)

526 Didn't Medved used to be a decent movie reviewer? Like, over a decade ago?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:29 PM (kZVsz)

527 That google button is in a drop down menu. You have to right click to get it.

There's buttons, and there's, icons, and there's menus, and sometimes you have to hunt the wily features programed into your software.

That's the first thing I try to do with new software, see what all the symbols do when you click on them

Posted by: Mateusz at December 30, 2015 12:29 PM (EpMTZ)

528 Since this is a open thread and since I am willing to admit my ignorance on this, would someone tell why/how Rubio got the nickname "Dondi" and why is that insulting?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 30, 2015 12:30 PM (WVsWD)

529 Because Rubio looks like the comic character "Dondi".

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:31 PM (kZVsz)

530 Since this is a open thread ....



Every thread is an open thread.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:31 PM (nMj2X)

531 We can tell our grandchildren how we went from the moon to the cave.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 12:31 PM (FkBIv)

532 I am watching the destruction of America... all in mine.
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:25 PM (f7rv6)

What, no faith in the gope?

Beard and Turtle got your back, yo.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:32 PM (MQEz6)

533 Being a great blues guitarist that died and came back to life is pretty sweet.

Coming back as a neck-beard that tried to burn down his own mosque? Not so sweet.

Posted by: bananaDream at December 30, 2015 12:32 PM (Ag8Mw)

534 519 I'm tired of looking at trees all the time. Can't we look at a lousy bowl of fruit every once in a while?
Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:26 PM (nMj2X)

============
I enjoy still life but I like female nudes, too. But rbrewer is a landscape man.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 12:32 PM (iQIUe)

535 @514
Thank you. I will try that book, also.

Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 12:32 PM (YA3Tl)

536
528 Since this is a open thread and since I am willing to admit my ignorance on this, would someone tell why/how Rubio got the nickname "Dondi" and why is that insulting?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 30, 2015 12:30 PM (WVsWD)


He vaguely resembles said "Dondi", a lead character in the Mary Worth / Rex Parker, MD -verse of unread comic strips.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:32 PM (BK3ZS)

537 Insert the word "intentional" in that sentence an yer spot on.

I wonder what we would've accomplished if not for the Progressives. I bet we'd have already been on Mars for a decade. The world would have cheap, readily available energy and food. Lots of other quantifiable good things would've happened too. We were on that type of trajectory.

We've done more to raise the standard of living for the entire planet, yet we're treated as though we've done the exact opposite.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:33 PM (LUgeY)

538 Cosby being charged with sexual assault from a 2004 case.

Unbelievable that this man who had such an incredible career and was considered for a time as America's dad is seeing his whole life crumble before him.

Posted by: Cheri at December 30, 2015 12:33 PM (oiNtH)

539 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dondi

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 12:33 PM (oVJmc)

540 Open Thread = Gun Thread?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 12:34 PM (6xtq3)

541
534 519 I'm tired of looking at trees all the time. Can't we look at a lousy bowl of fruit every once in a while?
Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:26 PM (nMj2X)

============
I enjoy still life but I like female nudes, too. But rbrewer is a landscape man.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 12:32 PM (iQIUe)

Maybe he wants to be a lumberjack.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:34 PM (MQEz6)

542 Ace must be getting his anal glands expressed again?

Or is it FleaDip Wednesday down at the Ewok Day Spa and Emporium?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 12:34 PM (ptqRm)

543 You should patent that shit. For you, and all the fa.., and all the fa.. like you.

Posted by: qzy at December 30, 2015 12:23 PM (YA3Tl)


Why should we do your term paper research for you? You pop in here with a lame, and unfamiliar nic, and ask a question that is a complete non-sequitor. That looks like trolling to me, or else abject stupidity in the matter of trying to get some knowledge put to you. It's about like if I went on a knitting forum, and asked "where's the oil pan drain plug on an '89 Buick Regal?"


So kiss my ass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2015 12:34 PM (UsLZp)

544 I enjoy still life but I like female nudes, too. But rbrewer is a landscape man.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 12:32 PM (iQIUe)


Hey I like looking at a stray Scotch pine or mighty oak as much as the next guy but all I'm saying is that man doesn't live by trees alone. Unless he is a tree doctor I suppose...

Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (nMj2X)

545 Maybe he wants to be a lumberjack.

And that's OK.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (kpqmD)

546 Because Rubio looks like the comic character "Dondi".

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:31 PM (kZVsz)

Yes he does.

Now I need to find out who turned safe search off on this computer.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (WVsWD)

547 "Open Thread = Gun Thread?"

It would be nice.

I really need to thank the Moron who recommended putting the CZ-75 extractor spring in the Star Model B.

No shit, 225 rds through three different Star Bs, all with only one stovepipe.

Identify yourself, and take a bow.

I owe you bunches.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (ptqRm)

548
Y'know, back in the heyday of newspapers, there really were folks who were disappointed when "Mary Worth" didn't show up in the comics section one day...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (BK3ZS)

549 All threads are gun threads; all trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (kZVsz)

550 525 Well, it is Sharkman's Theory, and of course it does postulate that it requires a sane universe.

I will go back to the blackboard and see if I can rework the theory for the ONT.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2015 12:28 PM (t8P62)


I believe the flaw in your theory rests on the premise that we are all in the same Universe.

The Horde, being a Multidimensional and Multiversal grouping of sane (sometimes) entities who cross Universal Divisions vie Pixies.... are not really bound by a single set of 'Laws'.

Thus the conundrum.... its almost impossible to create a Unified Theory.. which is why most of us follow the 'Style Book'....

And even it is more like 'guidelines'...

Posted by: BB Wolf, Planewalker at December 30, 2015 12:37 PM (f7rv6)

551 Maybe he wants to be a lumberjack.
Posted by: eman


He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 12:37 PM (FkBIv)

552 If that PA DA had waited another year the statute of limitations would have ran out. That prosecution of Cosby looks like someone is getting ready to run for office.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 12:37 PM (t2KH5)

553
504 493
The ghoti puns are starting to smell - just seining.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

I'm so glad at least one other person around here knows the proper spelling of "fish."

Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2015 12:18 PM (jBuUi)









Sounds kind of dirty and icthy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (j4wsR)

554 I know people love these CS-75's, but I just don't get it?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (kZVsz)

555 Maybe he wants to be a lumberjack.
Posted by: eman

He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 30, 2015 12:37 PM (FkBIv)

He wears suspenders and a bra?

Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (nMj2X)

556 Meh, Cosby was just a tool of Big Pudding. He deserves whatever he gets.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (LUgeY)

557 "That prosecution of Cosby looks like someone is getting ready to run for office."

You think?

Posted by: States Attorney Mosby at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (ptqRm)

558
"where's the oil pan drain plug on an '89 Buick Regal?"

So where is it, Mr. Smarty Boots? jk

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:39 PM (BK3ZS)

559 Colorado grand jury opts not to indict Aurora police officer in fatal March shooting of unarmed man - @JesseAPaul

Note to self: Stay on far western edge of Denver metro area during upcoming visit.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2015 12:39 PM (3myMJ)

560
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 30, 2015 12:25 PM (f7rv6)

Trump should make that a standard campaign speech.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 12:39 PM (X6fMO)

561 "I know people love these CS-75's, but I just don't get it?"

If someone were to give me one for my birthday, I could live with it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 12:40 PM (ptqRm)

562
I know people love these CS-75's, but I just don't get it?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (kZVsz)







Czech your privilege, hater.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:40 PM (j4wsR)

563
If that PA DA had waited another year the statute of limitations would
have ran out. That prosecution of Cosby looks like someone is getting
ready to run for office.


I think the article I read said it was a new DA, so maybe looking to make a name for him/herself.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 12:40 PM (oVJmc)

564 In handguns, I'm mostly a S&W or Sig guy. And Colts. And Rugers. And, ... well you get the idea.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 12:41 PM (6xtq3)

565 I'll never trust another politician with big honking ears, even if they flat like Rubio's.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2015 12:41 PM (HgMAr)

566 Unbelievable that this man who had such an incredible career and was considered for a time as America's dad is seeing his whole life crumble before him.

Especially considering the other Bill. C. is what Cosby did to the eleventy power but nobody cares (minus the women he roughed up). And his chief enabler Hillary is actually running for president.

Posted by: bananaDream at December 30, 2015 12:41 PM (Ag8Mw)

567 546 Because Rubio looks like the comic character "Dondi".

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:31 PM (kZVsz)

Yes he does.

Now I need to find out who turned safe search off on this computer.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (WVsWD)

Found Dondi Penn, I take it?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 12:41 PM (kpqmD)

568 Speaking of Sigs... I have a P224 that will never come out of the safe, unless I sell it.

Most gawdawful Sig I've ever owned.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:42 PM (kZVsz)

569
558
"where's the oil pan drain plug on an '89 Buick Regal?"

So where is it, Mr. Smarty Boots? jk

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:39 PM (BK3ZS)

Where's Marisa Tomei when you need her?

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:42 PM (MQEz6)

570
Now I need to find out who turned safe search off on this computer.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 30, 2015 12:36 PM (WVsWD)


Unforeseen horrors?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:42 PM (BK3ZS)

571 " In handguns, I'm mostly a S&W or Sig guy. And Colts. And Rugers. And, ... well you get the idea."

Almost completely C&R here.

Although I step into the conventional box on occasion.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 12:42 PM (ptqRm)

572
Unbelievable that this man who had such an incredible career and was considered for a time as America's dad is seeing his whole life crumble before him.

All for the sin of calling out the ghetto "culture" for the abomination that it is.

I guarantee you that had Cosby been a fervent disciple of the dog-eating crackhead and a leading BLM voice, he'd never see the inside of a courthouse for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 12:42 PM (X6fMO)

573 So where is it, Mr. Smarty Boots? jk

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2015 12:39 PM (BK3ZS)


Right on the bottom corner of the oil pan, next to the leak.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2015 12:42 PM (UsLZp)

574 Things are likely to get better. All the people in government agencies are probably worried about what is going to happen after Obama is gone. The stock and bond markets are likely to crash. So there go the federal pensions. All the state and local pensions are laughably over generous. Tax collections in 2016 are likely going to plummet. Suddenly all the government workers will have to find some other way to make a living than french kissing their boss's ass.

Posted by: scorecards at December 30, 2015 12:43 PM (jN+3o)

575 Hey rdbrewer, how 'bout some Bierstadt?

You love him.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2015 12:43 PM (3myMJ)

576 554 I know people love these CS-75's, but I just don't get it?
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (kZVsz)

Heathen.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 12:43 PM (kpqmD)

577 He wears suspenders and a bra?

Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:38 PM (nMj2X)

Spats and a jock.

Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2015 12:43 PM (HtUkt)

578 "You'll" love him, I mean.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2015 12:44 PM (3myMJ)

579 Bill, and Bill.
How ironic



http://www.weaselzippers.us/248113-pic-of-the-day-198/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 12:44 PM (ptqRm)

580 Hey rdbrewer, how 'bout some Bierstadt?

You love him.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2015 12:43 PM (3myMJ)

If Bierstadt is German beer than I'm in.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 12:44 PM (nMj2X)

581 I think the article I read said it was a new DA, so maybe looking to make a name for him/herself.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 12:40 PM (oVJmc)

Or maybe the new DA wants to nail a creepy, rapey,evil rat bastard to the wall. If Bill Cosby did these crimes, then he's as low as it goes.

Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 12:44 PM (cCEFD)

582 "Unforeseen horrors? "

Anime horrors but some eyebleach is in order.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 30, 2015 12:45 PM (WVsWD)

583 572,

Yup, purge in the works.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:45 PM (MQEz6)

584 I can't wait to see Trumps $2 million/week ads in NH and Iowa. Out here in Cal, all I get is Jeb's ads. Which I mute - much more entertaining that way.

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 12:46 PM (a0IVu)

585 It's 1:45 o'clock.

Do you know where your Ewok is?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:46 PM (LUgeY)

586 >> 554 I know people love these CS-75's, but I just don't get it?

They just haven't experienced the perfection* that is the H&K P30.

*Ha!, you anticipated, didn't you? Well, I'll take Mary Ann OR Ginger over Gaston.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 30, 2015 12:47 PM (nSW/N)

587 Or maybe the new DA wants to nail a creepy,
rapey,evil rat bastard to the wall. If Bill Cosby did these crimes, then
he's as low as it goes.

Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 12:44 PM (cCEFD)

Well then he should have been charged and prosecuted 11 years ago.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 12:47 PM (t2KH5)

588 If Bierstadt is German beer than I'm in.

It's a whole city of beer!

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2015 12:47 PM (+c55T)

589 568 I took the Sig armorer's course a couple of years ago and must admit I'm not a huge fan of their later offerings.

571 Abso-fucking-loutely!

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 12:47 PM (6xtq3)

590 I can't wait to see Trumps $2 million/week ads in NH and Iowa. Out here in Cal, all I get is Jeb's ads. Which I mute - much more entertaining that way.


Pick Jeb!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:47 PM (LUgeY)

591 581,

You know, you're right.

Politics never gets involved in the legal system.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:48 PM (MQEz6)

592 >>> how 'bout some Bierstadt?

Well, I made a beer run about an hour ago. Figured getting it today would be a lot better than tomorrow.

Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 12:48 PM (DrCtv)

593 I hope Cosby has video tapes of top Democrats being naughty and plays them in open court.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:50 PM (MQEz6)

594 Well, I made a beer run about an hour ago. Figured getting it today would be a lot better than tomorrow.

Will be making a run tomorrow. I must celebrate my Beloved Crimson Tide's first playoff victory on the way to another National Championship.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:50 PM (LUgeY)

595 Do you know where your Ewok is?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Of course I do.

Posted by: C-3P0, enjoying a sensual oil bath administered by Ewok slaves at December 30, 2015 12:51 PM (VAsIq)

596
538 Not a surprise at all. He told blacks to pull up their pants, learn to read and work harder.
Thought criminals such as him must be destroyed for the education of all the others.

Posted by: MAx at December 30, 2015 12:51 PM (LAliD)

597 Now, my P229 is incredible to shoot, and I've done a lot of work on the trigger. The only problem is the thing is heavy as hell, and far too tall to conceal properly.

But this is a problem with all "compact" Sigs, really.

HK. Because you suck. And we hate you.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:51 PM (kZVsz)

598 600

Posted by: m at December 30, 2015 12:52 PM (d4uu4)

599
574 Things are likely to get better. All the people in government agencies are probably worried about what is going to happen after Obama is gone. The stock and bond markets are likely to crash. So there go the federal pensions. All the state and local pensions are laughably over generous. Tax collections in 2016 are likely going to plummet. Suddenly all the government workers will have to find some other way to make a living than french kissing their boss's ass.

Posted by: scorecards at December 30, 2015 12:43 PM (jN+3o)








Errrr, I don't want to be harsh, but that's ridiculous. There's no way in HELL that any fed gov worker is gonna lose their job or their pension, no matter what the economy does. Fedzilla and the bipartisan suckers of cock in Congress will borrow whatever money it takes to fund those jobs and pensions, even if they have to monetize the debt even more than they already have.

Unless they're working in the military or DoD. Those folks are fucked.

Put it to you this way, name a fed agency outside of DoD that has been shut down or significantly downsized in the last 50 years, WITHOUT having the staff folded into another agency.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:53 PM (j4wsR)

600 599?

Posted by: m at December 30, 2015 12:53 PM (d4uu4)

601 It's a whole city of beer!

Posted by: t-bird

Wait--is it die Bierstadt or der Bierstadt?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 12:53 PM (VAsIq)

602 Yet another faux hate crime. Houston mosque fire set by devout Muslim worshiper who was there several times a week for years. The fire was set on Christmas day and you can guess what the rhetoric was like.

That's 12 last year, averaging one a month, and more than the previous year. Every year its more; whether they're being reported more or more or happening I do not know, but I strongly suspect its more frequent.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 12:54 PM (39g3+)

603 Bill Clnton is way wose than Cosby, even if you believe every thing they have said about Cosby.

They are hounding Cosby while Clinton campaigns for Hillary.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 12:54 PM (MQEz6)

604 Errrr, I don't want to be harsh, but that's ridiculous. There's no way in HELL that any fed gov worker is gonna lose their job or their pension, no matter what the economy does. Fedzilla and the bipartisan suckers of cock in Congress will borrow whatever money it takes to fund those jobs and pensions, even if they have to monetize the debt even more than they already have.

It's amazing how the idea of getting the economy going again never seems to occur to them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 12:56 PM (LUgeY)

605 Go 'way! 'Baitin'!

Posted by: fly gal at December 30, 2015 12:56 PM (8TdcF)

606 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqsT4xnKZPg
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye


You know, occasionally I'll click a link from some known and trusted Moron or 'ette who says "I'll just leave this here," or, certainly, an Anna Puma jpg link, but I'm getting to the point where I just don't care enough to click on a no-description link, especially to YouTube.

(I rarely watch a YouTube online, so it doesn't track my usage, and if I want to check out what it is, I start a download and wait for the title to show up, but that's a small hassle I'd rather avoid.)

Even worse is some TinyURL which actually ends up going to YouTube (which has it's own short links, FYI, folks - see Share button on vid pages).

Posted by: mindful webworker - gripe, gripe, gripe at December 30, 2015 12:56 PM (mf0wg)

607 597 I've put a SRT in most of mine, other than that they're all stock. I prefer the German proofed models from the mid-90s. Truth be told, they're aren't many guns I don't like (except Glocks, for some reason).

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 12:57 PM (6xtq3)

608
Out here in Cal, all I get is Jeb's ads. Which I mute - much more entertaining that way.
........................

Donald Trump cannot insult his way to the presidency.

Posted by: my TV every 20 minutes at December 30, 2015 12:57 PM (HgMAr)

609 Yeah, the Cosby thing. I will buy he went too far, but people are acting like he's the only man in the history of the world that ever plied a woman with booze and drugs to get laid.

And given Clinton's behavior? Cosby is the bad guy?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 12:57 PM (39g3+)

610
Up, you will lighten, Francis. Hmmmmmm?

Posted by: IllTemperedYoda at December 30, 2015 12:57 PM (j4wsR)

611 I like the P229. It used to be my #1. A Les Baer and a P30 now compete for that space.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 30, 2015 12:58 PM (nSW/N)

612 The Cosby Scenario at least required drugs to escape prosecution.

The Clinton Scenario just needed political power. Bill felt entitled.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

613 My favorite gum? Probably Dentyne Ice.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 12:58 PM (VAsIq)

614 597 Now, my P229 is incredible to shoot, and I've done a lot of work on the trigger. The only problem is the thing is heavy as hell, and far too tall to conceal properly.

But this is a problem with all "compact" Sigs, really.

HK. Because you suck. And we hate you.


Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:51 PM (kZVsz)

Yup.... 229 would be my go to piece... if I had one... damn canoe accident...

Note, In California as of Jan 1, someone can go to a court, and they can order a gun seizure, with NO NOTICE to the person they are seizing guns from....

Expect this to become common place in divorce proceedings... or by anyone who is an anti gun nut.

Posted by: BB Wolf, Planewalker at December 30, 2015 12:59 PM (f7rv6)

615 I also put Grey triggers in mine. They have built in overtravel stops (non-adjustable without filing) that make an SRT'd pistol just amazing to shoot.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 12:59 PM (kZVsz)

616 Out here in Cal, all I get is Jeb's ads.

Donate now, and I will blow all of my funds in a primary that never matters!

Posted by: Jeb! at December 30, 2015 12:59 PM (+c55T)

617 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:53 PM (j4wsR)

The only govt. workers that ever seem to lose their jobs are whistle-blowers.

Funny that...

Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 12:59 PM (DrCtv)

618 612 The Cosby Scenario at least required drugs to escape prosecution.

The Clinton Scenario just needed political power. Bill felt entitled.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 12:58 PM (oVJmc)


Cosby? drugs.... Clinton? He had Hillary and the Secret Service..... and still does.

Posted by: BB Wolf, Planewalker at December 30, 2015 01:00 PM (f7rv6)

619 Jeb is spending millions on advertising and getting like 1% polling for every million. Trump has spent almost nothing on ads and is doing well in polls.

The truth is, nothing works the way it used to. Jeb is working on 1990s era political culture and that's just not how to do it any longer. He's making a lot of consultants and ad companies money, at least.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 01:00 PM (39g3+)

620 >>>Donald Trump cannot insult his way to the presidency.
Posted by: my TV every 20 minutes at December 30, 2015 12:57 PM (HgMAr)

ha

Posted by: m at December 30, 2015 01:00 PM (d4uu4)

621 611 I have a 229 in .40S&W which hasn't been out of the safe in a while. Actually the first Sig I ever purchased.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 01:01 PM (6xtq3)

622 Note, In California as of Jan 1, someone can go to a court, and they can order a gun seizure, with NO NOTICE to the person they are seizing guns from....

Expect this to become common place in divorce proceedings... or by anyone who is an anti gun nut.

It's already commonplace in divorce proceedings. Getting an ex parte domestic violence restraining order is a tactic routinely used to get leverage in divorce proceedings whether there is any real basis for them or not.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:01 PM (kpqmD)

623 Errrr, I don't want to be harsh, but that's ridiculous. There's no way in HELL that any fed gov worker is gonna lose their job or their pension, no matter what the economy does. Fedzilla and the bipartisan suckers of cock in Congress will borrow whatever money it takes to fund those jobs and pensions, even if they have to monetize the debt even more than they already have.

Unless they're working in the military or DoD. Those folks are fucked.

Put it to you this way, name a fed agency outside of DoD that has been shut down or significantly downsized in the last 50 years, WITHOUT having the staff folded into another agency.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 12:53 PM (j4wsR)


I heard from some folks who were working for the feds during the Clinton/Gingrich shutdown showdown, and apparently many federal workers were furloughed at that time.


When the Great Federal Machine started up again (much to the joy of federal workers), those who had been furloughed were given back pay for the time they missed.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 01:01 PM (Dj0WE)

624 Ralph Peters is back on America's Newsroom.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 30, 2015 01:02 PM (MIKMs)

625
Note, In California as of Jan 1, someone can go to a court, and they can order a gun seizure, with NO NOTICE to the person they are seizing guns from....

Expect this to become common place in divorce proceedings... or by anyone who is an anti gun nut.

Posted by: BB Wolf, Planewalker at December 30, 2015 12:59 PM (f7rv6)








Supposedly, the seizure orders can only be initiated by family members, but we all know that the commie pinko cocksuckers in the CA state court system will expand that to include anyone that wants to fuck with gun owners.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (j4wsR)

626 Well then he should have been charged and prosecuted 11 years ago.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 12:47 PM (t2KH5)

Can't speak to the process or the prosecution, only to the nature of the crimes, and ifCosby's guilty of them then he is one evil piece of shit.

Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (cCEFD)

627 Hi, I'm Donald Trump and I'm insulting my way to the Presidency.

Posted by: A Message from Donald Trump at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (8ZskC)

628 Teenage Islamist 'poster girl' who fled Austria to join ISIS was used as a sex slave for new fighters before she was beaten to death as she tried to escape, former prisoner reveals
=================

http://goo.gl/gVEcE1

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)




Wow what a shocker. I thought they would have just let them set up Facebook pages and text friends.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (493sH)

629 ""Giant California methane leak will continue into next year"



"California breaks wind"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (LA7Cm)

630 615 - Thanks, I'll have to check in to that!

On a different topic - I have Timney triggers in my competition rifles and I cannot say enough good things about the people who work there. They really took great care of me in Phoenix this year.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (6xtq3)

631 But this is a problem with all "compact" Sigs, really.

HK. Because you suck. And we hate you.


HK USP .45 acp Compact was my concealed carry gun. Now that Texas will go to open carry, I'll switch to my H&K USP .45 acp Full Size in an OWB holster.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:04 PM (rIQuo)

632 Jeb is my pick.

Posted by: Index finger at December 30, 2015 01:04 PM (FkBIv)

633 Expect this to become common place in divorce proceedings... or by anyone who is an anti gun nut.
Posted by: BB Wolf, Planewalker at December 30, 2015 12:59 PM (f7rv6)

***

A Bill has been introduced in Georgia that would mandate a waiting period and a Judges approval to purchase a gun for anyone involved in Divorce proceedings.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 30, 2015 01:04 PM (pKSAU)

634 http://radiodismuke.com/Dec31-2015.html

Radio Dismuke will ring in the New Year in all four continental United States time zones with our eleventh annual New Year's Eve broadcast. Joining Dismuke on the broadcast will be guest contributors Eddie The Collector, Matt From College Station as well as Erik, Randy and Leslie who will be bringing lots of fun and interesting 1920s and 1930s recordings from their respective 78 rpm record collections. The year 2016 will also mark the 100th anniversary of the year 1916 - so we will commemorate the occasion by including a few recordings from that year as well. There is no better way to get a brand new year off to a great start than with lots of happy, jazzy and melodic vintage recordings.

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 30, 2015 01:04 PM (ucB75)

635 626 Well then he should have been charged and prosecuted 11 years ago.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 12:47 PM (t2KH5)

Can't speak to the process or the prosecution, only to the nature of the crimes, and ifCosby's guilty of them then he is one evil piece of shit.
Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (cCEFD)

Because presumption of innocence should only apply to rich white former politicians.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:05 PM (kpqmD)

636 Can't speak to the process or the prosecution, only to the nature of the crimes, and ifCosby's guilty of them then he is one evil piece of shit.
Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:03 PM (cCEFD)


That would be a big fat "if."


I always find it amusing, many in our society are very quick to point out how police are not perfect, and they make mistakes that can cost people their lives.


Some of those same folks will believe anything and everything some lawyer prosecutor says about a particular defendant.


Cosby might very well be a political unperson, hounded and prosecuted for daring to say things that are not politically correct about what is wrong with Black America.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 01:06 PM (Dj0WE)

637 636 comments and I see the snow is still lingering.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 01:07 PM (8ZskC)

638 What is that smell?

Posted by: Gingy at December 30, 2015 01:08 PM (N8hFs)

639 Technically we have open carry here, but you're gonna get SWATed constantly if you do it.

So, it's pretty much all Glock 19 or 30, all the time for me.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 01:08 PM (kZVsz)

640 631 I carry a P238 when 100% concealability is important, and a Kimber Compact Custom in .45 when a regular holster is an option.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 01:08 PM (6xtq3)

641 >>> >>> how 'bout some Bierstadt?

Well, I made a beer run about an hour ago. Figured getting it today would be a lot better than tomorrow.
Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 12:48 PM (DrCtv)

Heh.

Love the painting! Is cooold here, looks like the painting but snowier. Snowed more last night. But was all powdery fluff snow so at least wiping car off was easy! No scraping, just dust it off and are good to go.

For anyone in our area that loves skiing/boarding in fresh powder, today would be pure heaven to go. Now I know where my coworkers all went... Manning the office by myself today.

Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 01:08 PM (hvf9s)

642 638 What is that smell?
Posted by: Gingy at December 30, 2015 01:08 PM (N8hFs)

The smell of death?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (kpqmD)

643 Supposedly, the seizure orders can only be initiated by family members, but we all know that the commie pinko cocksuckers in the CA state court system will expand that to include anyone that wants to fuck with gun owners.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

We're all part of the human family!

Posted by: CA Judges at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (VAsIq)

644 What is that smell?



Fish puns.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (rIQuo)

645 TFG Cries During Aretha Franklin Performance Of (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (fWAjv)

646
A Bill has been introduced in Georgia that would mandate a waiting
period and a Judges approval to purchase a gun for anyone involved in
Divorce proceedings.


So the bill assumes a vengeful man, and not a fearful woman.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 01:10 PM (oVJmc)

647 642
The smell of death?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (
---
Nah, more rank.

Posted by: Gingy at December 30, 2015 01:10 PM (N8hFs)

648 Some of those cosby accusations sounded kinda like bullshit though (I'm looking at you Janice Dickinson!). or truth, ish. you go to this guys hotel room, he hands you drugs and you take them. What did you think was going to happen exactly???

A Bill has been introduced in Georgia that would mandate a waiting period and a Judges approval to purchase a gun for anyone involved in Divorce proceedings.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 30, 2015 01:04 PM (pKSAU)


That sounds like a potential issue for people who really do have an abusive spouse. Who tend to be set off by things like restraining orders and divorces, iirc.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 01:10 PM (lIU4e)

649 645 TFG Cries During Aretha Franklin Performance Of (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (fWAjv)

He must have been thinking of Reggie.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:10 PM (kpqmD)

650 Hi, I'm Donald Trump and I'm insulting my way to the Presidency.


====

See?! He tells it like it is, man!

Posted by: Bigby's Hook Em Horns at December 30, 2015 01:11 PM (3ZtZW)

651 646
A Bill has been introduced in Georgia that would mandate a waiting
period and a Judges approval to purchase a gun for anyone involved in
Divorce proceedings.

So the bill assumes a vengeful man, and not a fearful woman.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 01:10 PM (oVJmc)

Don't forget vengeful women.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:11 PM (kpqmD)

652 We're all part of the human family!
Posted by: CA Judges


I got all my sisters with me

Posted by: Sista Sledgehammer at December 30, 2015 01:12 PM (FkBIv)

653 So, they registered all the guns, and now they're coming to confiscate them? Doesn't sound at all like what the pro-2A people have been saying would happen for years.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 01:12 PM (kZVsz)

654 Hi, I'm Donald Trump and I'm insulting my way to the Presidency.

Posted by: A Message from Donald Trump


So are we!!!

Posted by: Your GOP Betters at December 30, 2015 01:12 PM (9YDUz)

655
First DA chose not to file the case. I think it was because it as a he said/she said deal. But now with all these other women coming forward, I think they are going to use his other alleged rapes to show a common plan/m.o. His goose is cooked!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 01:12 PM (iQIUe)

656 652 We're all part of the human family!
Posted by: CA Judges

I got all my sisters with me
Posted by: Sista Sledgehammer at December 30, 2015 01:12 PM (FkBIv)


We are family!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:13 PM (rIQuo)

657 Some of those same folks will believe anything and everything some lawyer prosecutor says about a particular defendant.


Posted by: BurtTC

Also the many women who have come forward, and co-stars who have admitted to knowing things were going on, and Cosby's own shifting version of events, and on and on. People are not just relying on some lawyer's version on this story.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 01:13 PM (VAsIq)

658
653 So, they registered all the guns, and now they're coming to confiscate them? Doesn't sound at all like what the pro-2A people have been saying would happen for years.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 01:12 PM (kZVsz)









And they wonder why we "bitterly cling" to our guns.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 01:13 PM (j4wsR)

659

01:19 PM

Yeah, I got yer "Lingering Snows" right here.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 01:13 PM (kdS6q)

660 Shouldn't Finland be an aquarium?

Posted by: Wanda at December 30, 2015 01:14 PM (7x4lH)

661 I think it was because it as a he said/she said deal. But now with all these other women coming forward, I think they are going to use his other alleged rapes to show a common plan/m.o. His goose is cooked!



325 for 6 hours.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:14 PM (rIQuo)

662 I was gonna wait until Ace posted something, but geez......

Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:14 PM (Fmupd)

663 TFG Cries During Aretha Franklin Performance Of (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (fWAjv)




One step close to mincing out of the closet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2015 01:15 PM (493sH)

664 Fish puns.

Posted by: rickb223


Hook, line, and stinker.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 01:15 PM (VAsIq)

665 Shouldn't Finland be an aquarium?

Then Iceland should be a bar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 01:15 PM (8ZskC)

666 Maybe ace is finishing "The Hound of the Baskervilles".

Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 01:15 PM (DrCtv)

667 OK fishers of people, I gotta go do stuff, some of which may or may not involve a trip to the liquor store, depending on the time.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 30, 2015 01:16 PM (LUgeY)

668 Also the many women who have come forward, and co-stars who have admitted to knowing things were going on, and Cosby's own shifting version of events, and on and on. People are not just relying on some lawyer's version on this story.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 01:13 PM (VAsIq)


Until he gets tried in court, with his OWN lawyer involved, yes, you are.


Or are you suggesting bimbo eruptions/rape stories are always the truth?


It's the seriousness of the charge that means we have to take it all seriousy and stuff.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 01:16 PM (Dj0WE)

669 I was gonna wait until Ace posted something, but geez......
Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:14 PM (Fmupd)


Well, yesterday I think ace rolled out of bed right about the time I left the office...

This week has been torturously slow at work. Tomorrow is going to be awful.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 01:16 PM (lIU4e)

670
Hi, I'm Donald Trump and I'm insulting my way to the Presidency.

Posted by: A Message from Donald Trump

Worked for me, you bitter clingers!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 01:16 PM (oVJmc)

671 Fish puns.

Posted by: rickb223


Hook, line, and stinker.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson


ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:16 PM (rIQuo)

672 Oh cod, not again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 01:16 PM (8ZskC)

673 I suspect once Obama is out of office, he will come out as a practicing Muslim and admit it was his faith all along, from his days in the madrasah and onwards.

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 01:17 PM (a0IVu)

674 Because presumption of innocence should only apply to rich white former politicians. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:05 PM (kpqmD)

The 'if Cosby's guilty' part of the sentence implies presumption of innocence. That said, I don't know why there would be a Bill Cosby Protective Society at work on this thread. Cosby's accused of surreptitiously dopingdozens women into insensibility and then raping them.

So yeah: white knight for the guy all you want. Why you would want to do so is beyond me, but hey, free country.

Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:18 PM (cCEFD)

675 Of course the Cosby accusers are telling the truth!

Why would anyone lie about something that important??

Posted by: Hands Up/Don't Shoot at December 30, 2015 01:18 PM (Dj0WE)

676 Donald Trump cannot insult his way to the presidency.
Posted by: my TV every 20 minutes at December 30, 2015 12:57 PM (HgMAr)


That tactic is reserved for us and the Democrats who actually are sort of us!

Posted by: Your MSM Overlords - Now With 15% More Mind Gruel! at December 30, 2015 01:18 PM (hLRSq)

677 Well, gotta go to work but I'll leave you with this fun thought of the day:


A debate between Ivanka Trump and Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Joanne at December 30, 2015 01:18 PM (hgBpU)

678 The 'if Cosby's guilty' part of the sentence implies presumption of innocence. That said, I don't know why there would be a Bill Cosby Protective Society at work on this thread. Cosby's accused of surreptitiously dopingdozens women into insensibility and then raping them.

So yeah: white knight for the guy all you want. Why you would want to do so is beyond me, but hey, free country.
Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:18 PM (cCEFD)


Good lord, you can be an insufferable twit.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 01:19 PM (Dj0WE)

679 Cries During Aretha Franklin Performance Of (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman
===

I was always partial to Graham Parsons version...sob...sob...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 01:19 PM (iQIUe)

680 Oh cod, not again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 01:16 PM (8ZskC)

You called?

Posted by: The Holy Mackeral at December 30, 2015 01:19 PM (hLRSq)

681 Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:18 PM (cCEFD)

All too easy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 01:20 PM (kpqmD)

682 Alexander Dumas despised Napoleon with good reason.

Posted by: bourbonchicken at December 30, 2015 01:20 PM (Y25kh)

683 Until he gets tried in court, with his OWN lawyer involved, yes, you are.


Or are you suggesting bimbo eruptions/rape stories are always the truth?


Posted by: BurtTC

No, I'm simply saying we're hearing more than "anything and everything some lawyer prosecutor says about a particular defendant," Burt. I'm not saying Cosby is guilty or innocent. Frankly, I don't really care. But people are allowed to make judgments; they simply aren't legally binding unless you're lucky enough to be on a jury.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 01:21 PM (VAsIq)

684 677 Better thought - Ivanka on a trampoline.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 01:21 PM (6xtq3)

685 I suspect once Obama is out of office, he will come out as a practicing Muslim and admit it was his faith all along, from his days in the madrasah and onwards.

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 01:17 PM (a0IVu)



Oh he'll be coming out alright but as something totally FAAAABULOUS!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2015 01:21 PM (493sH)

686 So yeah: white knight for the guy all you want.

When this came up before I think I mentioned my opinion is that cosby was probably pretty sleazy, and using his position to get women. He probably was giving them drugs, but I'm a call BullShit on the idea that you came to his hotel room, and took drugs from him, and thought they were cold medicine. Which was, like, half of the stories I heard.

Oh, and there was one where he kissed and propositioned someone.

There may very well be worse ones, and if there is any evidence by all means I hope they nail him to the wall. But come on.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 01:22 PM (lIU4e)

687 645 TFG Cries During Aretha Franklin Performance Of (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (fWAjv)
Seems oddly unmasculine. I mean there are songs that stir me deeply but that song? Wierd. Has ever shed a tear when The Star Spangled Banner was played over the grave of an American serviceman?

On another topic- isn't Lingering Snows a song by Hank Williams? Sad song, depressing even.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2015 01:22 PM (Sf7oH)

688 Getting a lot of mileage from this thread....anyone check the tires? oil?

Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2015 01:23 PM (HtUkt)

689 IllTemperedCur's got it right re Federal pay/pensions etc., and his point is applicable across the board. That is, short of an unlikely 50 sigma black swan event, the "system" will just "make it up" to get through any crises. Monetized debt, looting (GM, Chrysler), back-door financing of money-center banks, etc. to paper over financial realities.

So - no "burning times", as so many here fantasize about. Not that they're wrong in principle, just details - we are IN the burning times now. Financially, in terms of rule of law and the intangibles that undergird it, in terms of global credibility, and our civic culture (ordered liberty under the constitution, with public sensibility informing the institutions). But so many expect a dramatic, concrete, game-changing break. Uh uh.

2008 was a mini-black swan, and look at the response. 100% doubling-down, massive WORSENING of policies, instincts, practices (from bond looting to de facto bank nationalization/cartelization to mau-mauing bank executives to welfare for borrowers). Everything got worse. Every prudent foundational idea was discarded, every stupid or illegal or insane short-term fix was implemented.

Who knows, there might be a dramatic, Hollywood-style "burning times". But very unlikely. At least not any time soon. The prosperous parts of the economy support the rest, our world reserve currency status and collapse of responsible behavior/citizenship among elites provide huge leeway for band-aid/sustaining measures. So more of the slow, then rapid, then slow again, degradation is more likely.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2015 01:23 PM (QDnY+)

690 I think Cosby is feeling the wrath of telling the truth about the black (ghetto) culture. He probably pulled some shananigans with some women, but I believe most of this is the tv and movie industry threatening anyone who decides to break with the PC code of membership.

Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:23 PM (Fmupd)

691 >> 616 Donate now, and I will blow all of my funds
>> in a primary that never matters!
>> Posted by: Jeb! at December 30, 2015 12:59 PM

I'm beginning to suspect not all of the Jeb! postings here are authentic. Given I'm sure I can get a "Hail fellow, well met!" from Jon or Jim in return for my unused campaign funds, I would never say anything like the above.

Posted by: Jeb! at December 30, 2015 01:24 PM (nSW/N)

692 This week has been torturously slow at work. Tomorrow is going to be awful.



Yes it will be.
With 26 years senority, and 2.5 days of vacation left, my dumb ass is still coming in.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:24 PM (rIQuo)

693 I'd love to see Trump win the Presidency, just to watch Jeb!'s eyeballs burst.

And if 0zero gets a dark spot on his head, it would be best delivered by a Louisville Slugger.

One can but hope.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 30, 2015 01:24 PM (7x4lH)

694 Good lord, you can be an insufferable twit. Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 01:19 PM (Dj0WE)

Again with the insults--something you'll notice I don't do. Chill out, Burt.

Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:24 PM (cCEFD)

695 On another topic- isn't Lingering Snows a song by Hank Williams? Sad song, depressing even.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2015 01:22 PM (Sf7oH)

Lingering Snows...in Alabama?

Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2015 01:24 PM (HtUkt)

696 Is the Count of Monte Cristo the love-child of the Earl of Sandwich?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 01:26 PM (hLRSq)

697 With 26 years senority, and 2.5 days of vacation left, my dumb ass is still coming in.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:24 PM (rIQuo)


I have a ton of vacation. My boss wanted to go out of town with his wife and I told him I had no problem working. And there was no point in wasting leave.

but god its slow!

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (lIU4e)

698 " TFG Cries During Aretha Franklin Performance Of (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:09 PM (fWAjv)
Seems oddly unmasculine. I mean there are songs that stir me deeply but that song? Wierd. "


Fcuking weird.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (LA7Cm)

699 Getting a lot of mileage from this thread....anyone check the tires? oil?


Tires are bald. Lube oil has metal shavings all throughout it.
WASTF.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (rIQuo)

700 Now that "schlong" has made it into the common vernacular of the country, I propose that the next military operation include the word "schlong" in it. Especially if President Trump is the Commander-in-Chief.

What better way to piss off our enemies.

Here are few variations based on recent military operations. Please offer some of your own:

1. Operation Iraqi Schlong.
2. Operation Enduring Schlong.
3. Operation New Schlong.
4. Operation Desert Schlong.
5. Operation Rolling Schlong.

Posted by: Zombie Dwight D. Eisenhower at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (KCQo0)

701 fish puns
fish puns
roly poly fish puns

Posted by: Bigby's Hook Em Horns at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (3ZtZW)

702 You can ignore all the accusations of sexual assault and rape that will be heading my way after Hillary loses because it's merely revenge by Republicans for my 8 years of awesome triangulation. Those accusations are all old. Should all bimbo eruptions be automatically believed?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (VAsIq)

703
I suspect once Obama is out of office, he will come out as a practicing Muslim and admit it was his faith all along, from his days in the madrasah and onwards.

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 01:17 PM (a0IVu)








Honestly, I've never been convinced by the Obama-as-mohammedan argument. It's been my observation that for most folks, it's the teen years that really form their adult worldview. By that time in his life, JugEars was more steeped in the "communist academia" culture than mohammedan.

Still, his childhood in the madrassa definitely instilled an unhealthy admiration for the mohammedans. But I see more of the atheist commie in him rather than the crypto-mohammedan.

But I certainly could be wrong about the whole thing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 01:28 PM (j4wsR)

704
Love child, never meant to be!
Love child, born in poverty
Love child, never meant to be!
Love child, take a look at me

Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!

Posted by: Diane With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 01:28 PM (iQIUe)

705 Schlong Dong Silver

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 01:28 PM (6xtq3)

706
Brandon Finnigan - "That's CAC, that's CAC"

Ok predictions for 2016

Pennsylvania will vote for the winner of the general election.

Virginia will vote for the Democratic Presidential candidate for the third straight cycle.

Democrats will pick up at least one Senate seat, several House seats. Senate control a tossup, House stays in Republican hands.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 01:28 PM (kdS6q)

707 "Is the Count of Monte Cristo the love-child of the Earl of Sandwich?"


Could be. All I know is that they are both related to Reuben.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 01:29 PM (LA7Cm)

708 Cosby's accused of surreptitiously dopingdozens women into insensibility and then raping them.

Actually most of the reports I've read are along the lines of "we took drugs and had sex and now I'm claiming assault." I wouldn't be surprised if some actor was a debauched piece of trash who raped women, but I get a bad witch hunt vibe with Cosby.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 01:29 PM (39g3+)

709 Cosby should subpoena Slick Willie as a character witness.

Low character, to be sure, but it'd be a hoot.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 30, 2015 01:29 PM (7x4lH)

710 roly poly fish puns


They warm the cockles and mussels of my heart.

Posted by: Molly Malone at December 30, 2015 01:30 PM (1xUj/)

711 Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:18 PM (cCEFD)

Hate to go all Whoopie on you but he never raped raped them as I understand it. No penis insertion. Not that what he is accused of doing isn't bad.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 01:30 PM (AC18V)

712 TFG Cries During Aretha Franklin Performance Of (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman

No one sings it like Caitlyn.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 01:31 PM (oVJmc)

713 Lingering Snows...in Alabama?



Christmas in Dixie, it's snowin' in the pines,
Merry Christmas from Dixie, to everyone tonight,
--Alabama

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:31 PM (rIQuo)

714 696 Is the Count of Monte Cristo the love-child of the Earl of Sandwich?
____________________

No, but Rueben is. He's always hanging out down at the Turkey Club.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 01:31 PM (KCQo0)

715
Getting a lot of mileage from this thread....anyone check the tires? oil?


Tires are bald. Lube oil has metal shavings all throughout it.
WASTF.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (rIQuo)







So Pixy's hamster-powered servers are on an LCS? No WONDER......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 01:32 PM (j4wsR)

716
Getting a lot of mileage from this thread....anyone check the tires? oil?
.....................

Yes! Make sure those tires are properly inflated! But oil... you can check that?

Posted by: Dr. Hussein - Captain Climate, AA, BFD at December 30, 2015 01:32 PM (HgMAr)

717 Back from West Point. All stocked up on kitty liter for the new year and a few other things. Now just waiting to pick up the wife from the Airport and get ready for a New Years Wedding.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 01:32 PM (DUoqb)

718 What if there is no one left at the controls of the blog and this is the last thread?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 01:32 PM (6xtq3)

719 Should all bimbo eruptions be automatically believed?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 30, 2015 01:27 PM (VAsIq)


*sings*

Should old bimbo eruptions be forgot
And never brought to mind
we'll play "Hide the Cigar" again my dear
For Auld Lang Syne.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 01:33 PM (hLRSq)

720 No, but Rueben is. He's always hanging out down at the Turkey Club.

Do they take new members?

Posted by: Felix Frankfurter at December 30, 2015 01:33 PM (8ZskC)

721 Bill Cosby: "Here, hot young actress, take this, it'll make you feel good."

Hot young actress: "Ok."
*passes out*
*is raped*

*Cosby's behavior is excused because the girl took drugs willingly*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 01:33 PM (VAsIq)

722 this thread is beginning to smell like yesterday's fish wrap or the NYT, but I repeat myself

Posted by: @votermom at December 30, 2015 01:34 PM (cbfNE)

723 Do they take new members?

Posted by: Felix Frankfurter

How old are you?

Posted by: Jared, former Subway Spokesthing at December 30, 2015 01:34 PM (VAsIq)

724 What if there is no one left at the controls of the blog and this is the last thread?

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 01:32 PM (6xtq3)


Then we go out like Major "King" Kong!

"Take that, Maynard G. Krebs! Yahoo!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 01:35 PM (hLRSq)

725
Lemmy played the bass with a pick, fast and loud. What I try to do.

Posted by: bourbonchicken at December 30, 2015 01:36 PM (Y25kh)

726 *gulp* End times. Those assholes on the corner downtown are right.

Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:36 PM (Fmupd)

727 TFG Cries During Aretha Franklin Performance Of (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman
___________________________

*sobbing*

I know. I know.

*blubbering ihncoherently*

Posted by: John Boehner at December 30, 2015 01:36 PM (KCQo0)

728 "Do they take new members?"


Yeah, I'm curious too.

Posted by: Dagwood at December 30, 2015 01:36 PM (LA7Cm)

729 Could be. All I know is that they are both related to Reuben.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 01:29 PM (LA7Cm)

Also good friends with;

Sir Loin of Beef
Sir Osis of Liver
The Cab of Calloway
The Duke of Ellington

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at December 30, 2015 01:36 PM (JOG+K)

730 Honestly, I've never been convinced by the Obama-as-mohammedan argument.


Sorry. "Muzzie call to prayer is the most beautiful sound" & "if the winds should change, I'll stand with the goatfuckers" ARE NOT normal things a non muzzie says.

Call to prayer sounds like you grabbed a cat by the tail an proceeded to rub it from the base of the tail to it's head. Beautiful? Caterwauling.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:37 PM (rIQuo)

731
"Is the Count of Monte Cristo the love-child of the Earl of Sandwich?"








Actually, we should consider referring to the Earl of Sandwich as Moron Emeritus. Because of the legend that he created his namesake food to more swiftly return to the gaming tables. That's Horde-worthy behavior.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 01:37 PM (j4wsR)

732 729 Could be. All I know is that they are both related to Reuben.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 01:29 PM (LA7Cm)

Also good friends with;

Sir Loin of Beef
Sir Osis of Liver
The Cab of Calloway
The Duke of Ellington


And Bloody Mary.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:37 PM (rIQuo)

733 Ringaling snow? I should hab join circus. Chinese acrobat invent circus, then you appropriate, lound eye!

Posted by: Xi Jinping at December 30, 2015 01:38 PM (oFzGS)

734 *gulp* End times. Those assholes on the corner downtown are right.

Posted by: Soona

Which corner?

Oh, thought you said "tight."

Posted by: Presn't Obama at December 30, 2015 01:38 PM (VAsIq)

735 Re our Low Information President admitting to being a Mahometan, my guess is that after the 2016 election he will "come out" as an atheist, thus avoiding any impact on the election. But his announcement, which will draw all sorts of admiring profiles about how "courageous" he is, will be timed to maximize his time in the spotlight.

Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2015 01:38 PM (3GAnN)

736 Am I still irrelevant?

Posted by: JEB! at December 30, 2015 01:38 PM (eOGea)

737 What if there is no one left at the controls of the blog and this is the last thread?


Shoot the guy to the left of you. Kiss the girl to the right.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 01:38 PM (1xUj/)

738 *gulp* End times. Those assholes on the corner downtown are right.



Down on the corner,
Out in the street?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:39 PM (rIQuo)

739 Sorry. "Muzzie call to prayer is the most beautiful sound" & "if the winds should change, I'll stand with the goatfuckers" ARE NOT normal things a non muzzie says.

Call to prayer sounds like you grabbed a cat by the tail an proceeded to rub it from the base of the tail to it's head. Beautiful? Caterwauling.


Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:37 PM (rIQuo)


I know I always get confused and say 'my muslim faith.'

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:39 PM (fWAjv)

740 721 Bill Cosby: "Here, hot young actress, take this, it'll make you feel good."

Hot young actress: "Ok."
*passes out*
*is raped*

*Cosby's behavior is excused because the girl took drugs willingly*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 01:33 PM (VAsIq)


---------------


Then three or four years after this is non-news, the said actress will be bragging to her girlfriends that she fucked Bill Cosby.

Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (Fmupd)

741 @ 732

Upstarts and rogues.

Posted by: weew at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (EaEMG)

742
Shoot the guy to the left of you. Kiss the girl to the right.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 01:38 PM (1xUj/)

...at what point do we resort to cannibalism?

I know it's a little soon, but I just want to lay out the groundwork. Make sure we all agree.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (AkOaV)

743 @730, rickb223..LOL. In Muslim countries, they blast the caterwauling from loudspeakers in the mosques five bloody time a day. That is their 'call to prayer'. Not lovely.

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (a0IVu)

744 Sorry. "Muzzie call to prayer is the most beautiful sound" & "if the winds should change, I'll stand with the goatfuckers" ARE NOT normal things a non muzzie says.

You know, I always thought Obama was too much of a narcissist to really believe in any higher power, but since it has been pointed out that being a muslim is focused more on actions than belief?

Yeah. I buy that.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (lIU4e)

745 Here is a sure fire way to get another post.

was hoping ace or one of the co bloggers would do a post on the hordes favorite quotes. Maybe top two. Everyone has to have one.

Mine is Stuart Mills 'war is an ugly thing......'

Anyone else?

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (AC18V)

746 My New Years resolution is to be careful when I bitch slap a liberal next year, there are no witness's and I don't end up in the hoosecow. But that's just me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 01:41 PM (DUoqb)

747
I'm to the left of no one, so I'm good with the rule.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2015 01:41 PM (ODxAs)

748 Maybe this is a test. A test to see if we care.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2015 01:41 PM (d4uu4)

749 Do they take new members?
_____________

Yoo hoo!

Posted by: Fluffernutter at December 30, 2015 01:41 PM (KCQo0)

750 Then three or four years after this is non-news, the said actress will be bragging to her girlfriends that she fucked Bill Cosby.
Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (Fmupd)


I honestly don't know about this, I just know that I do NOT buy that any of these women would go to this mans hotel room, take drugs willingly and then be shocked that they were party drugs. Oh My Stars!

Which makes me mistrust the rest. So.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 01:42 PM (lIU4e)

751 In Muslim countries, they blast the caterwauling from loudspeakers in the mosques five bloody time a day. That is their 'call to prayer'. Not lovely.

Third world shit hole slums are not noted for their fine acoustics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 01:42 PM (8ZskC)

752 Nude.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 01:42 PM (1xUj/)

753 I wonder what these so enlightened countries are going to do when the rapey rapey gets to be too much to deal with? Will they throw their women and girls under the bus? Oh, I say yes.

Posted by: Diane With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 01:42 PM (iQIUe)

754 No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:43 PM (fWAjv)

755

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Willow R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 01:43 PM (kdS6q)

756 This painting has generated quite the discussion. I'm pretty sure I shot a deer there once.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 30, 2015 01:43 PM (dULJN)

757 The SCOAMF is not a Muslim, nor is he a Christian or a follower of any organized religion but Marxism/Socialim and Black Liberation bullshit.

The SCOAMF uses religion as a tool to bludgeon his opponents, the man is perhaps the laziest politician I've ever seen and practicing a religion, really practicing takes real honest work.

The man hasn't worked an honest day in his life.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 30, 2015 01:43 PM (WVvzl)

758 (That's not a false statement concerning a non-existant new thread. I put a nude in my nick to stay unembarreled.)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 01:43 PM (1xUj/)

759 Lingering thread.

Posted by: Lamorna at December 30, 2015 01:43 PM (8aOqE)

760 Finally I can read the entire thread in peace!

Posted by: Twilight Zone Nuclear Vault Survivor at December 30, 2015 01:44 PM (Y25kh)

761 Anyone else?

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 01:40 PM (AC18V)

Mine is Bill Clintoon....."I did not have sexual relations w/that woman...Miss Lewinsky."

Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2015 01:44 PM (HtUkt)

762 Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at December 30, 2015 01:43 PM (fWAjv)

Good one. And I told you that my post would generate a nood.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 01:44 PM (AC18V)

763 Re: Obama's faith. I've always been troubled by what he said at the United Nations regarding the future not belonging to those who insult the prophet of Islam.
That strikes me as a faith statement.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2015 01:44 PM (Sf7oH)

764 ". . . they blast the caterwauling from loudspeakers in the mosques five bloody time a day. . ."

The better to cover up the screams of young children being raped and wives being beaten.

Posted by: Fluffernutter at December 30, 2015 01:44 PM (KCQo0)

765 ...at what point do we resort to cannibalism?

I know it's a little soon, but I just want to lay out the groundwork. Make sure we all agree.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Immediately after the weigh-in.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 01:45 PM (VAsIq)

766 Oh gee, looks like Gary Nathaniel Moore is just the arsonist the press wasn't looking for.

Again.

Posted by: JEM at December 30, 2015 01:45 PM (o+SC1)

767 For ShitMidas, islam is a great tool for trolling the bitter clingers. That's why he pops off with that pro-muslim shit all the time. The man is all about trolling.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 01:45 PM (8ZskC)

768 was hoping ace or one of the co bloggers would do a post on the hordes favorite quotes. Maybe top two. Everyone has to have one.

Mine is Stuart Mills 'war is an ugly thing......'

Anyone else?



If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.

Life's tough. Tougher if you're stupid.
-John Wayne

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:46 PM (rIQuo)

769 In Muslim countries, they blast the caterwauling from loudspeakers in the mosques five bloody time a day. That is their 'call to prayer'. Not lovely.
_______________

Really?

I find it quite lovely. One of the most beautiful sounds in all the world, in fact. And I'm doing my best to ensure that it is a sound that will be heard daily in the U.S. (which is one of the world's largest Muslim countries!) from sea to shining sea.

Fundamental transformation, bitches!

Posted by: Barry "I'll Stand with the Muslims" Obama at December 30, 2015 01:47 PM (a31sM)

770 730 Honestly, I've never been convinced by the Obama-as-mohammedan argument.


Sorry. "Muzzie call to prayer is the most beautiful sound" & "if the winds should change, I'll stand with the goatfuckers" ARE NOT normal things a non muzzie says.

Call to prayer sounds like you grabbed a cat by the tail an proceeded to rub it from the base of the tail to it's head. Beautiful? Caterwauling.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:37 PM (rIQuo)



-------------


A local talk show here in OKC put together an audio of nothing but sound bites of Dear Leader's praise and adulation of islam. It was lengthy. Quite the eye opener.

He's a muzzie.

Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:47 PM (Fmupd)

771 "Maybe this is a test. A test to see if we care."



About......?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 01:47 PM (LA7Cm)

772 Bandersnatch told a lie.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 01:47 PM (AC18V)

773 Fuck You, WAR!!

--
Andrew Breitbart

Posted by: Kreplach at December 30, 2015 01:47 PM (WVvzl)

774 Now just waiting to pick up the wife from the Airport and get ready for a New Years Wedding.

A little mood music: https://youtu.be/vc6vs-l5dkc (sfw)

Wait, wrong mood.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2015 01:47 PM (YEelc)

775
The 'if Cosby's guilty' part of the sentence implies presumption of innocence. That said, I don't know why there would be a Bill Cosby Protective Society at work on this thread. Cosby's accused of surreptitiously dopingdozens women into insensibility and then raping them.


So yeah: white knight for the guy all you want. Why you would want to do so is beyond me, but hey, free country.Posted by: troyriser at December 30, 2015 01:18 PM (cCEFD)
I'm not "white knighting" for Cosby. If he's guilty (and I have no idea whether he is or not), then throw the book at him.That being said - I'm realistic enough to know if he were a racist dickweed like Samuel L. Jackson or Spike Lee, every one of his accusers would long since have been dismissed as nuts or sluts.Cosby ran away from the plantation and now the owners have set the dogs on him.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2015 01:48 PM (X6fMO)

776 "Well son, it was just one damned thing after another."

-- William "Alfalfa Bill" Murray, Oklahoma governor from 1931-1935, describing his term as governor.

Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2015 01:49 PM (3GAnN)

777 Re our Low Information President admitting to being a Mahometan, my guess is that after the 2016 election he will "come out" as an atheist, thus avoiding any impact on the election. But his announcement, which will draw all sorts of admiring profiles about how "courageous" he is, will be timed to maximize his time in the spotlight.
Posted by: Furious George


You joking me? Ain't nothing courageous about coming out as atheist. I'm betting on gay.

Posted by: Cait J at December 30, 2015 01:49 PM (oFzGS)

778 Bandersnatch told a lie.


Nuh uh. I told a devious and then an exculpation.


However, if you're still feeling raw about it, I will share my paste sammich with you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 01:51 PM (1xUj/)

779 Let me predict the presser on Gary Moore: "motive unknown."

Just raising awareness and...inciting a war between the umah and the kuffar?

Posted by: PJ at December 30, 2015 01:52 PM (cHuNI)

780 ". . . regarding the future not belonging to those who insult the prophet of Islam."

And how is that "future" thing working out for people who insulted the United States of America: Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Khaddafi, Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, Charaffe al Mouadan, Abdel Kader Hakim, Samy Amimour and the two San Bernardino shooters?

Not a lot of "future" in insulting America.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 01:52 PM (KCQo0)

781 Durka durka
*conk*
Durka durka sherpa durka
*conk*
Ow...

Posted by: Gary Nathaniel Moore, Devout Asslifting Arsonist at December 30, 2015 01:52 PM (/f6Nd)

782 We will never hear of Gary Nathaniel Moore again

But he will be included in the stats about attacks against Islam

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 01:53 PM (zOTsN)

783 These "O-pun" threads... *shakes head*

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2015 01:53 PM (eeTCA)

784 Ugh. I just had to deal with, basically, this

Kid throws tantrum after getting wrong video game for Christmas
https://youtu.be/QcmA4rwW0FY


in an adult. I'm exhausted.

Posted by: mindful webworker - because I said so at December 30, 2015 01:53 PM (mf0wg)

785 Obama doesn't love the sound of the muslim call to prayer as much as he loves the sound of his own voice.

Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2015 01:54 PM (8aOqE)

786 We're advancing so rapidly. Hillary won't even have to wait for her two terms to be up before confessing to be a lesbian atheist.

Posted by: Cait J at December 30, 2015 01:54 PM (oFzGS)

787

Toure
@benshapiro Your tweet was beyond moronic and also insanely offensive.

Ben Shapiro
You find broccoli offensive, so I don't care much what you think.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 01:55 PM (kdS6q)

788 According to a charging instrument released by the Harris County District Clerk, Moore told investigators at the scene that he has attended the mosque for five years, coming five times per day to pray seven days per week.


A praying schedule like that must take a toll on one's prospects for advancement at like, you know, a job.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 01:55 PM (8ZskC)

789 Obama doesn't love the sound of the muslim call to prayer as much as he loves the sound of his own voice.


Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2015 01:54 PM (8aOqE)


That I will believe.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 01:56 PM (hLRSq)

790 My SIL just sent my husband a reminder to make his annual deposit to HER kids college fund. This irks me

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 01:56 PM (zOTsN)

791
Andy Lancaster

"Good morning, ma'am," a member of the uniformed Secret Service once greeted Hillary Clinton.

"Fnck off," she replied.

http://nyp.st/1iRXGIZ

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 01:57 PM (kdS6q)

792
787

Toure
@benshapiro Your tweet was beyond moronic and also insanely offensive.

Ben Shapiro
You find broccoli offensive, so I don't care much what you think.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 01:55 PM (kdS6q)

Has Toure been to Peruvia yet? I had heard their ambassador personally invited him to visit.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 01:58 PM (MQEz6)

793 788 According to a charging instrument released by the Harris County District Clerk, Moore told investigators at the scene that he has attended the mosque for five years, coming five times per day to pray seven days per week.


A praying schedule like that must take a toll on one's prospects for advancement at like, you know, a job.

Next on CAIRs 2016 agenda, a prayer room in every office building in America.

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 01:58 PM (a0IVu)

794 coming five times per day to pray seven days per week.
______________

In his mug shot, you can see the rug burn on his forehead, which happens with muslim prayer. Like a shape of a "V".

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 01:58 PM (KCQo0)

795 A praying schedule like that must take a toll on one's prospects for advancement at like, you know, a job.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December


-------------------


Job? He's living a dream on 'Bama's stash.

Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 01:59 PM (Fmupd)

796 Durka durka sherpa durka Mohammed jihad!
*conk*
*conk*
*conk*
Ow, ow. Just ow. Oh shit that hurts.




*conk*
Ow!

Posted by: Gary Nathaniel Moore, Devout Asslifting Arsonist at December 30, 2015 02:00 PM (/f6Nd)

797 My SIL just sent my husband a reminder to make his annual deposit to HER kids college fund. This irks me
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 01:56 PM (zOTsN)

If he'd like to make a contributions to my kids college loan that would be great also!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 02:00 PM (DUoqb)

798 Any time I hear that alla alla akbar bullshit, I want to puke.

Posted by: Diane With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 02:01 PM (iQIUe)

799
'At the tone, it's two o'clock, Bulova Watch Time'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JenAyMmZ68


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 02:02 PM (kdS6q)

800 My SIL just sent my husband a reminder to make his annual deposit to HER kids college fund. This irks me

Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2015 01:56 PM (zOTsN)
==============================================

What the ?? Is he under some sort of contractual obligation to do so?

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 02:02 PM (dFi94)

801
Not a lot of "future" in insulting America.
....................

I've been doing it for 7 years and now I'm on vacay in Howareya suckers.

Posted by: King Beriberi at December 30, 2015 02:02 PM (HgMAr)

802 In his mug shot, you can see the rug burn on his forehead, which happens with muslim prayer.


Also with being the muzzie goat. IYKWIMAIKTYD

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 02:04 PM (rIQuo)

803 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 01:57 PM (kdS6q)

Such a sweet abuela

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at December 30, 2015 02:06 PM (fWAjv)

804

Japan Water clock prints time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsWPmZTJLHI

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 02:06 PM (kdS6q)

805 Aggreived groups should contract out these fake hate crimes between themselves so as to confuse the authorities. Moore should have gotten a enviro activist to set the fire for some type of quid pro quo.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 02:06 PM (AC18V)

806 >>>Not a lot of "future" in insulting America.>>>


We won 14-2. Israel wants to win, not you as yet.

Posted by: Syed Farook at December 30, 2015 02:07 PM (oFzGS)

807 Trump, at Zip's place.


http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=248139

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 02:07 PM (ptqRm)

808 I hereby declare this thread as dead.

Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 02:07 PM (Fmupd)

809
"Good morning, ma'am," a member of the uniformed Secret Service once greeted Hillary Clinton.

"Fnck off," she replied.
...........................

...and here, clean out this colostomy bag, asshole."

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (HgMAr)

810 Whoa, that muzz dude who burned his own mosque, those eyes are not right. It's a shame the media and libs (birm) don't have their Christian white guy to whale on incessantly...again. I'm sure they're very let down.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (pVkEV)

811 768 was hoping ace or one of the co bloggers would do a post on the hordes favorite quotes. Maybe top two. Everyone has to have one.

Mine is Stuart Mills 'war is an ugly thing......'

Anyone else?



If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.

Life's tough. Tougher if you're stupid.
-John Wayne

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 01:46 PM (rIQuo)

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

John Wayne, the Shootist

Posted by: BB Wolf, Planewalker at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (f7rv6)

812 Does anyone know why drinking alcohol makes you really hungry?

Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (dFi94)

813 I'm feeling better!

Posted by: This Thread at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (kZVsz)

814 Ace is now waking up in a puddle of drool.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (nMj2X)

815 Where's Joe?

Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at December 30, 2015 02:09 PM (Ui7Rt)

816 I think I'll go for a walk!

Posted by: This Thread at December 30, 2015 02:09 PM (kZVsz)

817 808 I hereby declare this thread as dead.

Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 02:07 PM (Fmupd)


Its only mostly dead...

Posted by: Miracle Max at December 30, 2015 02:09 PM (f7rv6)

818 Dr. McCoy to the bridge, please.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 02:09 PM (MQEz6)

819 I think I'll go for a walk!
Posted by: This Thread at December 30, 2015 02:09 PM (kZVsz)

You're not looking anyone.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 02:10 PM (nMj2X)

820 Aggreived groups should contract out these fake hate crimes between
themselves so as to confuse the authorities. Moore should have gotten a
enviro activist to set the fire for some type of quid pro quo.>>>

Maybe they could make an app like Ubber for it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2015 02:10 PM (XtAzU)

821 I know someone who can bring this thread back...

Posted by: Lamar Odom at December 30, 2015 02:11 PM (VAsIq)

822 Looking = fooling

Damn autocorrect.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 02:11 PM (nMj2X)

823 813 I'm feeling better!
Posted by: This Thread



Ace turned it into a newt.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 02:12 PM (rIQuo)

824 I brought sexy back, let's see if I can bring this thread back.

Posted by: Justin Timberlake at December 30, 2015 02:13 PM (VAsIq)

825 eight hundred and twenty fourth!

Posted by: Zed at December 30, 2015 02:13 PM (HgMAr)

826 You wd think all the dumbasses would just stay home this holiday weekend and screw up the murder stats.

Posted by: Diane With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 02:14 PM (iQIUe)

827 Does anyone know why drinking alcohol makes you really hungry?
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (dFi94)


It doesn't me usually. In fact, I can have a drink for dinner instead of food and feel satisfied. Are you drinking really sugary mixers?

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 02:14 PM (lIU4e)

828 I hereby declare this thread as dead.
Posted by: Soona


Asserting a fait accompli in order to bring about a narrative. Psyching out people in order to get them to accept defeat.

How... liberal.

"We'll never be able to deport ...", etc.

If this thread needs to last until the end of time, so be it!

Posted by: MSM at December 30, 2015 02:14 PM (oFzGS)

829 g'afternoon, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2015 02:14 PM (KCxzN)

830 Wow.....this thread is staler than a Cankle's queef.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at December 30, 2015 02:14 PM (jjaLl)

831 crap. Maybe I am dead.

Posted by: Zed at December 30, 2015 02:15 PM (HgMAr)

832 If you were going to get into reloading, and wanted a boutique handgun cartridge to get into, would you do .357 Sig or 10mm?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 02:15 PM (kZVsz)

833 You wd think all the dumbasses would just stay home this holiday weekend and screw up the murder stats.
Posted by: Diane With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 02:14 PM (iQIUe)


You thought it was easy to be a murderer but you never get a day off.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 30, 2015 02:15 PM (nMj2X)

834 I put up a new thread.

Posted by: Brian Williams at December 30, 2015 02:15 PM (VAsIq)

835 OMG, we're at 835? You guys ok in here?

Posted by: Draki at December 30, 2015 02:15 PM (0eidE)

836 812 Does anyone know why drinking alcohol makes you really hungry?
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 30, 2015 02:08 PM (dFi94)


---------------------


Food on whiskey, mighty risky.

Food on beer, you're not queer.

........or something like that.

Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 02:16 PM (Fmupd)

837 back in 'nam.

Posted by: Brian Williams at December 30, 2015 02:16 PM (VAsIq)

838 the hordes favorite quotes

"Even a blind squirrel fucks a pumpkin twice a day".

-AtC

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 02:16 PM (1xUj/)

839 In his mug shot, you can see the rug burn on his forehead, which happens with muslim prayer. Like a shape of a "V".

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


That's what they want others to think but they are known to help it along with other things like sandpaper.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2015 02:16 PM (9YDUz)

840
Does anyone know why drinking alcohol makes you really hungry?
..................

Because your stomach feels empty after the heaves?

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2015 02:16 PM (HgMAr)

841 When I'm drinkin'-drinkin', I rarely eat. Which, you know, is awful and stupid.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (kZVsz)

842 It doesn't me usually. In fact, I can have a drink
for dinner instead of food and feel satisfied. Are you drinking really
sugary mixers?



Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 02:14 PM (lIU4e)
==========================================

Yes - I thought a nice glass of fruit punch would help my throat. Then I realized I was drinking from the container left over from Christmas, which contains pretty much every kind of alcohol along with cranberry juice.. Then suddenly I was famished. I think I ate 6 brownies.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (dFi94)

843 832 If you were going to get into reloading, and wanted a boutique handgun cartridge to get into, would you do .357 Sig or 10mm?




Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (rIQuo)

844 Trump's really kicking ass in a speech. (See sock link.) I suggest you got to the Reuters' woman's twitter feed to read everything in short-form here:
https://twitter.com/FlitterOnFraud

Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (DLIIY)

845 Dr. McCoy to the bridge, please.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 02:09 PM (MQEz6)


Blast it Jim! I'm a doctor, not cob-logger!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

846 ... go to...

Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (DLIIY)

847 *Peeks in*

*pushes case of Valu-Rite through door with an eleven foot pole*

God speed, forgotten Horde!

*leaves*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (RwwCT)

848 I agree; the thread is getting pretty long in the tooth. Time to wish it into the cornfield.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 30, 2015 02:18 PM (pVkEV)

849 I put up a new thread.
Posted by: Brian Williams at December 30, 2015 02:15 PM (VAsIq)

You're a mean news anchor Brian.

Posted by: Draki at December 30, 2015 02:18 PM (0eidE)

850 @812 Does anyone know why drinking alcohol makes you really hungry?
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog
____________

Olives aren't filling enough?

Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2015 02:18 PM (3GAnN)

851
New batch of Hillary Clinton emails will hit the Internet on New Year's Eve - when no one is paying attention

DailyMail




Thanks Trent!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 02:18 PM (kdS6q)

852 Real nood.

Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 02:18 PM (DrCtv)

853 If allah wanted muslims to pray five times a day why didn't he put a Teflon patch on their foreheads?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 02:18 PM (8ZskC)

854 Trump Defends Criticizing Islam: Theyre Chopping Off Christians Heads In Syria And They Want Me To Have A Nice Tone?



And yet pundits are baffled by Trumps appeal.


Weasel Zippers

Yup. Remember when the "Pundits" said trump would never last...NOW they say he could never beat hillary?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 02:19 PM (DUoqb)

855 Olives aren't filling enough?

Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2015 02:18 PM (3GAnN)
==================================================

Oooooo - now I want olives. Darn it, I think the urchins ate them all.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 02:19 PM (dFi94)

856 Posted by: Chupacabra at December 30, 2015 02:15 PM (kZVsz)

When anyone talks about boutique ammo, I immediately think of one of my favorite movies. One that every boy should be required to watch on how to be a man. Quigley Down Under.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 02:20 PM (AC18V)

857 BWAW comes out, finally. It was pretty obvious for some time. She tried too hard at pretending to be masculine.

Posted by: Cait J at December 30, 2015 02:20 PM (oFzGS)

858 Nood

Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently Vile) at December 30, 2015 02:21 PM (XTqOc)

859 Nood
Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently Vile) at December 30, 2015 02:21 PM (XTqOc)

Screw your fresh air!

Posted by: Draki at December 30, 2015 02:22 PM (0eidE)

860 Yes - I thought a nice glass of fruit punch would help my throat. Then I realized I was drinking from the container left over from Christmas, which contains pretty much every kind of alcohol along with cranberry juice.. Then suddenly I was famished. I think I ate 6 brownies.



Trashcan punch FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2015 02:22 PM (rIQuo)

861 Then suddenly I was famished. I think I ate 6 brownies.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 02:17 PM (dFi94)


Hee! It's probably just post holiday sugar high. I keep wanting sweets (thankfully have no baked goods in the house). Maybe I need a detox.

Food on whiskey, mighty risky.

Food on beer, you're not queer.


Thumbs up!

Although sidenote: that 'liquor before beer in the clear' thing did not work for me last time I tried it!

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 02:22 PM (lIU4e)

862 Oh, wait. I got it.

Beer on whiskey, mighty risky.

Whiskey on beer, never fear.

Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 02:22 PM (Fmupd)

863 on second thought, the Birchers were right and Buckley was wrong, in fact, looking back from where we are now, Buckley was a f*&^ing pussy.

Posted by: I'm not Rappaport at December 30, 2015 02:30 PM (vA94g)

864 Beer on whiskey, mighty risky.

Whiskey on beer, never fear.


/pours mug of beer
/pours shot of whiskey
/drops shotglass into mug
/What now, bitchez?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 30, 2015 02:35 PM (9krrF)

865 Looks like scenery from a Thomas Hardy or Bronte novel.

Posted by: Michael K at December 30, 2015 07:53 PM (8w5oQ)

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