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Retired President Decides to Run Her Mouth While, Get This, On Vacation
She says she'll start calling Trump out or something.
In addition, she says she has a single question for 2016 candidates: "why do you want to do this?” I suppose this is her way to draw attention to herself, and suggest that unlike these other narcissists, she's a selfless heroine who cares only for the commonweal. Oh, and being popular. Open Thread.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 07:23 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2015 07:23 PM (T78UI)
Those were the days.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 28, 2015 07:23 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:24 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2015 07:25 PM (GUDMx)
Posted by: TEH WON at December 28, 2015 07:25 PM (v+/ty)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 28, 2015 07:25 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Lumpy at December 28, 2015 07:25 PM (y/bte)
Posted by: President Bitchy Girl at December 28, 2015 07:25 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: pep at December 28, 2015 07:26 PM (LAe3v)
Oh, dang. I'll bet that'll put ol' Trump in his place. I can't see any possible way this could backfire.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 07:26 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:27 PM (FkBIv)
Com.
BRB, poppin' popcorn.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 07:27 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Name that one-hit wonder at December 28, 2015 07:27 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 28, 2015 07:27 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 07:28 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 07:28 PM (D/1P4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:28 PM (FkBIv)
To undo everything you've done to the country, you dipshit.
Preezy Boy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 07:29 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:28 PM (FkBIv)
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No - she did something about clouds. Or maybe it was clowns. Can't remember.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: fluffy at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (AfsKp)
Remember how Trump goaded him into releasing his birth certificate?
Posted by: @votermom at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (cbfNE)
And now you know ..... the rest if the story.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (rwI+c)
Actually forget your pig of a husband, let's get into where you had a good cackle at this shit:
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/218299.php
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo sucks at journ-o-lism at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Spock at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (FkBIv)
It would be a Yuge! calling out!
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (3ZttN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (yddCj)
Trump has akways been able to get under TFG's skin.
Remember how Trump goaded him into releasing his birth certificate?
Posted by: @votermom at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (cbfNE)
Which WAS fake.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 07:31 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 07:31 PM (ErBVj)
Posted by: TEH WON at December 28, 2015 07:31 PM (v+/ty)
trappings or you like the power or the fame or the celebrity, that side
of it wears off pretty quick."
Poor Prezzy Princess, all the trappings wore off for her. Now she's going to take her revenge on the country. That quote also shows Prezzy's vapid little mind that someone would view the presidency from that TMZ point of view
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2015 07:31 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: pep at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (MQEz6)
country actually switched from one dominant culture that was in charge
for 240 years to one that's multicultural," said one Obama campaign
veteran.
And it's turned out so well!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 07:32 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:33 PM (FkBIv)
interesting that team o would say something like that.
"Fundamentally transform" indeed.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 28, 2015 07:33 PM (AkOaV)
TFG should behave with more dignity.
Posted by: fluffy at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (AfsKp)
He'll behave with more dignity right after the devil needs a winter coat
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2015 07:33 PM (45oDG)
Preezy Boy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 07:29 PM (LUgeY)
But be more creative,
Use 'Exective Action' to defer Obamacare indefinitely. When called out, and he will, that it is unconstitutional, reinstate that tax retroactively unless Congress repeals it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2015 07:33 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:28 PM (FkBIv)
==============================
No - she did something about clouds. Or maybe it was clowns. Can't remember.
Posted by: grammie winger, sick as a dog at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM
So it's about AGW? Clouds and clowns, that must be it!
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 07:34 PM (o/90i)
country actually switched from one dominant culture that was in charge
for 240 years to one that's multicultural," said one Obama campaign
veteran.
So plan all along was to change/destroy the country from what it was and over run it with third worlders to overwhelm and destroy it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2015 07:35 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 28, 2015 07:35 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: TEH WON
Shut up, you're going to disturb the rhythm I've got going.
Posted by: Reggie at December 28, 2015 07:35 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 07:36 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 07:36 PM (sdi6R)
That would be men who have lost their jobs because of Obama's policies. So he will be speaking out against Trump who made Obamacare possible, who by the way of executive orders stopped enforcing immigration law. All the fault of Trump, because Obama had nothing to do with any of it.
Trump, rich, white, republican, conservative, oppressor of poor black people.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 07:36 PM (ErBVj)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 28, 2015 07:37 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 28, 2015 07:38 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 07:38 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (Rwa4N)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (jJRIy)
...uhhhh, pass me the...ummmmm, poi please.
Posted by: TEH WON
.................
That's not poi, darling.
Posted by: Reggie at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (HgMAr)
Trump will answer with: Why? You're on the way out. Don't take all the silverware like the last Democrat did, asshole.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (MQEz6)
They would just pass a "tax relief" bill that would let Ocare stay, but "forgive" the back taxes.
Posted by: Lumpy at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (y/bte)
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And The Horde said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the Ewok's chambers,
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives,
But we just can't kill the beast
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: Pastorius at December 28, 2015 07:40 PM (gMAUH)
Posted by: Peyton Manning at December 28, 2015 07:40 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:39 PM (MQEz6)
Or steal all the 'T' keys.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2015 07:41 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 28, 2015 07:41 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 07:41 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 28, 2015 07:42 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: IC at December 28, 2015 07:42 PM (+3RH+)
Posted by: Dr. Sevrin at December 28, 2015 07:42 PM (HgMAr)
The book?
I agree. So I didn't bother with the series.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2015 07:42 PM (Zu3d9)
Trump has akways been able to get under TFG's skin.
Remember how Trump goaded him into releasing his birth certificate?
Posted by: @votermom at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM (cbfNE)
Which WAS fake.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 07:31 PM (jJRIy)
That is correct. The one that was released to much fanfare was absolutely fake. It was cobbled together in Adobe Illustrator from a variety of scans. I'm no expert in Illustrator, but even I know enough to flatten layers before saving it as a PDF.
In other words, I myself could have made a better forgery.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 07:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: harry callaghan at December 28, 2015 07:42 PM (Al6SB)
Posted by: Peyton Manning at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Pastorius
He might be Zodraz who sucks up guns and praises the penis.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (w/iDp)
Wow, my popularity is soaring.
Posted by: Hillary at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (8yq6P)
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (e3bId)
You can't do something about that which you know nothing about.
Does a lack of cable news in your information diet make you a LIP?
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 28, 2015 07:44 PM (nSW/N)
And we thought Carter as an ex-President is an ulcerous canker upon humanity.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:44 PM (wOdHk)
and everything Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am
I going to focus all my hate and anger?
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (e3bId)
The Vichy Republican party would be a good place to start, then the MFM, education industry, Hollywood...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2015 07:45 PM (45oDG)
Buckwheat should have been the first black president.
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:45 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Doctor F at December 28, 2015 07:45 PM (e7T6D)
Soccer.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2015 07:46 PM (/tuJf)
Hillary is a popular as a loud, wet and smelly fart, in a slow elevator.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale
................
...with broken AC on a really, really hot day.
Posted by: wth at December 28, 2015 07:46 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 07:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 28, 2015 07:46 PM (S2VsH)
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/218299.php
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo sucks at journ-o-lism at December 28, 2015 07:30 PM
If the Rep party had any balls they'd run that against her everytime she opens her trap on this WOW BS.
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 07:46 PM (o/90i)
http://www.dumpaday.com/videos-of-the-day
/the-ultimate-drum-off-between-foo-fighters
-dave-grohl-and-the-muppets-animal/
Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 07:46 PM (DL2i+)
It will get MUCH worse if, God willing, we win in 2016. He will openly try to stop us. My bet? He want to be head of the UN and try to have an alternative government stop us.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 07:46 PM (jJRIy)
And without pointing fingers at a certain candidate, the president rejected “fear,” “hate,” and “cynicism” as things that won’t work in the United States.
Instant berserker insane rage mode activate!
*sput* *sput* error, outrage tank empty, error
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 07:47 PM (ErBVj)
Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 07:47 PM (DL2i+)
BLM, Planned Parenthood, the MSM (that WILL scream for the blood of their enemies), anyone who is magoring, etc...
Posted by: Lumpy at December 28, 2015 07:47 PM (y/bte)
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale
................
...with broken AC on a really, really hot day.
Oh yea...
Posted by: Fart Smeller in Washington at December 28, 2015 07:47 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:48 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at December 28, 2015 07:48 PM (B214a)
Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2015 07:48 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 07:48 PM (jJRIy)
Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to
focus all my hate and anger?
You think everything wrong with America is going to get fixed in one election?
What are you smoking, and are you sharing?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 28, 2015 07:48 PM (0NdlF)
Why do you ask?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2015 07:49 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2015 07:49 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2015 07:49 PM (b+df9)
Most of us have more balls, brains, love of country and common sense then he could ever hope to have.
Why not at least compare him to some specific woman worthy of such an insult....I'm thinking.... maybe wait... Rhoda from "The Bad Seed" ???
Anyway, please stop calling him "she." Most of us don't deserve it. Thank you.
Posted by: Loretta Morris at December 28, 2015 07:49 PM (sqKnV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:51 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 07:51 PM (ErBVj)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (8yq6P)
Meadowlark Lemon didn't need 21 throws before he actually got one through the hoop. I'm sure even at age 82, Lemon could shoot hoops better than Princess Barry.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 28, 2015 07:51 PM (P8951)
Everything is so crapped up the most correct clean-up will still be very very painful. Invest wisely my friends.
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 07:52 PM (D/1P4)
The book?
I agree. So I didn't bother with the series.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2015 07:42 PM (Zu3d9)
The series. I think others have said it fairly accurately captures the book, but I have to admit the end (I assume that WAS the end???) left me with more questions than answers.
If there will be a season 2, I'm afraid it will have to go on without me.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 07:53 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (8yq6P)
Meadowlark Lemon didn't need 21 throws before he actually got one through the hoop. I'm sure even at age 82, Lemon could shoot hoops better than Princess Barry.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 28, 2015 07:51 PM (P8951)
Still could beat President Spastic Colon at hoops
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2015 07:53 PM (hJrjt)
Blue jeans and a leather jacket for Bill. Real classy.
.............
He thinks he's the Fonz with AIDS
Posted by: wth at December 28, 2015 07:53 PM (HgMAr)
http://youtu.be/1iwC2QljLn4
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 28, 2015 07:53 PM (yrUKa)
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (e3bId)
Relax. Very little will get fixed. The bureaucracy/courts/media/university/public school scum will make sure of that. Most of the fucked up stuff will just be put on hold til the next Democrat or RINO POS.
Just buys us more time to arm up.
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 07:54 PM (C3E0x)
Billy Jeff still thinks he's going to score with that schlong.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:54 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM
Let's just say I hope you have to worry about that.
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 07:54 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2015 07:55 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 28, 2015 07:55 PM (xetep)
I'd be disappointed and concerned if he hadn't.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 28, 2015 07:56 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Loretta Morris at December 28, 2015 07:49 PM (sqKnV)
I take it that ace is comparing Obama to Dem women who certainly do deserve it. We 'ettes did not vote for him, true, but calling Obama a man seems unduly flattering. Perhaps we should call Obama xer or xe.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 28, 2015 07:56 PM (P8951)
Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to
focus all my hate and anger?
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM
Trump has said that we will "get sick of winning" so I guess we'll complain about being successful?
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 28, 2015 07:56 PM (xetep)
Obama can not give it up. I really fear he is going to try and declare a national emergency and cancel the election.
Nip ... I kind of hope he does.
Posted by: Irony at December 28, 2015 07:56 PM (qmMG2)
Something just occurred to me. If Trump/Cruz wins and everything
Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to
focus all my hate and anger?
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (e3bId)
Are there squirrels in your yard?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 28, 2015 07:57 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 28, 2015 07:57 PM (2cS/G)
To clean up the mess you left America, you insolent, incompetent, malicious clown.
Posted by: rrpjr at December 28, 2015 07:58 PM (5bF49)
We will be lucky if we get good padding, a helmet, and a decent parachute before the big crash happens.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 07:58 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM
Oh, don't worry. It will take several lifetimes to fix everything Odipshit and the Dems have f'ed up.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 28, 2015 07:58 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:59 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 08:01 PM (D/1P4)
130 Well Malaysian Airlines almost had another missing passenger jet after MH132 took off from New Zealand to Kuala Lumpur and headed in the wrong direction for an hour.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:59 PM (wOdHk)
Pilots looked out and started a count the penguins game?
Then it dawned on them?
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:01 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:59 PM (wOdHk)
oops.
Well, if you go far enough south, eventually you'll get to where you are going I guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 28, 2015 08:01 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:51 PM (wOdHk)
Is that what you want for Christmas? Ecchi neko-bots.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 28, 2015 08:01 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM (/tTDo)
76 Obama will challenge Trump to a one on one debate.
Clock. Cleaned.
And all appeals to Achtung-med, the Wonder Clock Boy, will fail to put it back together.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2015 08:03 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:03 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:54 PM (wOdHk)
I think this is what Trump's shot today was all about. Bill has a current girl friend and Trump's people have her pegged.
The Trump people are not idiots.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 08:03 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:03 PM (NeFrd)
136 No need for replies, but tip one or two for WW2 vets before the year is up. My dad would have liked that. He passed peacefully this afternoon.
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM (/tTDo)
May he rest in peace.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:04 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 28, 2015 08:04 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Sum Ting Wong and Wi Tu Lo at December 28, 2015 08:05 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:05 PM (wOdHk)
another fault line cracking between the Clinton and bammy crime families ?
Posted by: harry callaghan at December 28, 2015 08:06 PM (ayUTt)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:06 PM (MQEz6)
May you & your family find Strength and be Comforted. May his memory be a blessing and a guide for all of your days ...
Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic ... at December 28, 2015 08:06 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 08:06 PM (kpqmD)
-Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM
Ahhh... the essence of AoSHQ is nuance!.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 28, 2015 08:07 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (e3bId)
It's just human nature to fuck shit up and destroy systems that are successful. So, a lot of new stuff to hate is on it's way.
Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2015 08:07 PM (q177U)
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM (/tTDo)
Lifting one in his/their honor as we speak.
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 08:07 PM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Wong Way Cowwigan at December 28, 2015 08:07 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 08:08 PM (D/1P4)
Always believe your instruments, the instructor says.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:08 PM (ErBVj)
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:08 PM (/tTDo)
Billy Jeff still thinks he's going to score with that schlong.
Posted by: Anna Puma
................
Really it's more of a little warped, freckled shplib.
Posted by: Monica L. at December 28, 2015 08:09 PM (HgMAr)
Odipshit has fucked up gets fixed, then where the hell am I going to
focus all my hate and anger?
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM (e3bId)<<<
Don't worry, we'll always be around!
Posted by: the myriad hacks of the Federal leviathan at December 28, 2015 08:09 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 08:10 PM (ODxAs)
130 Well Malaysian Airlines almost had another missing passenger jet after MH132 took off from New Zealand to Kuala Lumpur and headed in the wrong direction for an hour.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:59 PM (wOdHk)
Piloted by Wah Wi Go-Ying?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2015 08:10 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:43 PM
There's always God, your parents, and your fellow man.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 08:11 PM (kpqmD)
Appreciate the thought. More a fan of characters like Belldandy/Saber than that sort of thing.
How's the next book brewing?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 28, 2015 08:11 PM (0NdlF)
So a Malaysian Airlines A340 somehow crashes on the Ross ice shelf...
Could be the start for a new show...
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:11 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 08:11 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: dartist
******
Typical of his generation. Tell us a little about him. How old was he? Where did he serve?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:11 PM (NeFrd)
130 Well Malaysian Airlines almost had another missing passenger jet after MH132 took off from New Zealand to Kuala Lumpur and headed in the wrong direction for an hour.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 07:59 PM (wOdHk)
Piloted by Wah Wi Go-Ying?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2015 08:10 PM (BK3ZS)
Go Wong Wei
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 08:12 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2015 08:13 PM (ucDmr)
Did you used to work for that station in production?
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:14 PM (ErBVj)
I should get back to the word slinging shouldn't I?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:14 PM (wOdHk)
Stands at attention.
Hand Salute.
*Taps*
Order, Arms.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 08:15 PM (9iR5/)
I also remember how hinky the "released" document was. How it was impossible to reconcile with previously stated instances of Hawaii state procedure in such matters. And how there was a later crash of inter-island plane service where the Hawaiian state official who directly oversaw the "release" was the sole fatality. Ahem! Tragic sole fatality. Cue music.
One wonders whether we are going to eventually learn some hidden history decades from now, once the palace-guard journalistas and editorialistas who have protected The Precious so assiduously will have themselves retired. We certainly got a big ole dose of that with regard to Kennedy's private life and personal secrets.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 08:15 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: torabora at December 28, 2015 08:15 PM (RT3HT)
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 08:16 PM (kCJQo)
Motörhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister dies at age 70 TWO DAYS after learning he had cancer
https://tinyurl.com/j2fr8dh
Posted by: CozMark at December 28, 2015 08:17 PM (CbGSW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17GbGmDORwk
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 08:10 PM (ODxAs)
A timeless classic. Gonna be hard to top that one.
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 08:17 PM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 08:18 PM (jJRIy)
"Why do you want to do this?"
To undo everything you've done to the country, you dipshit.
Preezy Boy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 07:29 PM (LUgeY)
I have previously posted that immediately after receiving the nomination, whoever the nominee is should convene a task force of people to start going through every executive order, memorandum, policy letter, side agreement, etc. issued by the White House over the past 7 years with a view toward deciding what to keep, with the presumption being that on Inauguration Day, before even going to the balls, the new President signs an order repealing and repudiating everything else. Probably about the same time he gets the nuclear codes. Then, as Cabinet secretaries and independent agency heads are nominated, they should start doing the same, so that on the day they are confirmed, they can repeal and repudiate everything their departments and agencies have published over the previous 8 years. Then they can start working on the regulations that require notice and comment. Those will take a few years of litigation to get repealed, but they can be suspended while the litigation is in process. It is going to take most of the first term just to undo the damage. Hopefully Congress can be doing the same thing in parallel with the laws, starting with amending the Clean Air Act to state that CO2 is not a pollutant.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 28, 2015 08:18 PM (x4r6A)
Posted by: HMS Hood at December 28, 2015 08:19 PM (WVsWD)
It's not the cherries.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 08:19 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 08:18 PM (jJRIy)
In the future, everyone will be a rape victim for fifteen minutes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 08:20 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2015 08:20 PM (ucDmr)
You have touched on one of the ways starry-eyed newcomers get corrupted by DC. Not by money or power, but by fear. They soon find out that nightmares are real in that place and the new folks go with the flow.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:20 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: gracepc at December 28, 2015 08:20 PM (OU4q6)
Sexual orientation =/= gender identity. I confeess I enjoy a little dip into the manly mud chute now and then, but I still identify as a guy. My machismo is part of my identity that I am so in love with.
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 28, 2015 08:21 PM (sv9eA)
Somebody tell that did not really happen......
Posted by: HMS Hood at December 28, 2015 08:19 PM (WVsWD)
It's real and it's spectacular!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 08:21 PM (kpqmD)
laws, starting with amending the Clean Air Act to state that CO2 is not a
pollutant.
More AoSHQ top-notch comedy.
Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 08:23 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2015 08:24 PM (NOIQH)
I wonder what it would be like to have one of those for a president...?
Posted by: RKae at December 28, 2015 08:24 PM (Wt4BP)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 08:24 PM (jJRIy)
Hell, he'll probably be Secretary General of the U.N., so he can stop all that horrible carbon!
Posted by: RKae at December 28, 2015 08:26 PM (Wt4BP)
Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2015 08:26 PM (q177U)
Posted by: dogfish at December 28, 2015 08:27 PM (0O2Lr)
http://tinyurl.com/j49e9yd (link is for an Autoblog article)
Typical women drivers.
Posted by: ducking and running at December 28, 2015 08:27 PM (H9MG5)
B'More clocked #339 late last night.
#340 at 1:30 this morning.
And #341 about an hour ago.
353 is the record, set in 1993
Pace is picking up again.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 08:27 PM (ptqRm)
then where the hell am I going to focus all my hate and anger?"
Permit me to issue the cheery reminder that much of the damage Obama has inflicted is quite permanent, and incapable of being remedied.
Eight trillion bucks tacked on to the national debt? A colossal geopolitical destabilization of the Middle East, *and* Europe, *and* the South China Sea? A federal judiciary packed with outright radicals in black robes and with lifetime tenure? (And don't think Ruth Baader-Meinhof won't leave next year. She will. In time for Obama to nominate, and for the Senate Republicans to meekly confirm, a hard-left successor young enough to serve another 60 years.)
Consider also that prior to Obama, we had twenty years of underfunded military recapitalization, coasting on Reagan's huge investments in Cold War defense in the 1980s. Poppy Bush fought GW1 instead of buying dot-mil hardware. Clinton slashed procurement further to produce a "peace dividend" and the famous but briefly lived balanced budget. Dubya Bush directed Pentagon recap funding to the grand crusade to transmogrify Fallujah into Fresno.
Then Obama came in and *really* started screwing up defense procurement. The icing on the cake. To where it is little realized that we have a massive national crisis presenting itself in systems shortfalls, and it's only going to get worse every fiscal year through 2030. We already don't have enough ships or planes today. Not enough training, sailing and flying hours either.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 08:28 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Lea
I don't think ace is trying to imply female = bad, any more than male = bad. It's that it's shameful and grotesque for a man to be too prissy, or a woman to be too manly.
Posted by: Sally Kohn's jawbone at December 28, 2015 08:28 PM (sv9eA)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 08:28 PM (WVsWD)
He'll be the head of his Brother's Keeper foundation, where he can spend all his time traveling, fundraising, giving speeches without following through of what he says we *must* do....oh, wait...
Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2015 08:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: CozMark at December 28, 2015 08:28 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: Little Joe at December 28, 2015 08:28 PM (bemjE)
91 yrs old. Served in ETO pretty much following the invasion through Belgium to Remagen. He was on a Bofor gun that covered the rear of Infantry. The Bofor is a 40mm antiaircraft gun, for those who do not know, they took off of ships and put wheels on with, I think a 5 round clip. Pretty bad motorscooter to be fired into troops. He always told me about a forest he went through where the tops of the entire forest were gone. That turned out to be the Hurtgen forest, was on his way to Bastille when Patton stopped them and took all of their fuel, etc. All this history around him and he never knew what it meant until he was much older. Very cool stuff to me.
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (/tTDo)
We had one of those Christianity-on-the-sleeve Administrations recently. It was the Bush II Presidency.
You need more than the Good Book to run a nation. You also need The Prince. Maybe some Ibn Khaldun.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (6FqZa)
Somebody tell that did not really happen......
Posted by: HMS Hood at December 28, 2015 08:19 PM (WVsWD)
You mean you didn't hear about it? Hell yeah it happened.
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2015 08:26 PM (q177U)
Haha! I lived in Kansas City for quite a while, and in the 1990s we had the good fortune to experience a young, lithe, nubile, gorgeous Harris Faulkner on our local news every stinkin' day (if you could handle it). Suck it, Trebek!
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (k9qR4)
193 O/T
B'More clocked #339 late last night.
#340 at 1:30 this morning.
And #341 about an hour ago.
353 is the record, set in 1993
Pace is picking up again.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 08:27 PM (ptqRm)
That happens when you look at the clock and see time is running out.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:30 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: \m/ The Metal Hat \m/ at December 28, 2015 08:30 PM (Z8xbi)
He was hugely important to rock, metal, and punk. And kept making music and touring, no matter what the trends were.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 08:30 PM (k1gv+)
****
Thanks. Must have been a heck of a man.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:30 PM (NeFrd)
So sorry for your loss. Prayers & hugs.
Posted by: @votermom at December 28, 2015 08:31 PM (cbfNE)
Trump may not need Obama's help anyway. Meh- who cares anyway. We will finally see some voting next month.
Posted by: MTF at December 28, 2015 08:31 PM (SrXsf)
I don't think so. I think the palace guard are actually embarrassed by him so I don't think they'll go looking for his words after they no longer have to carry his water, and even bigger, I think all he wants to do is live large off the government teat playing golf all day.
Posted by: dogfish at December 28, 2015 08:32 PM (0O2Lr)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 08:32 PM (k9qR4)
I was re-watching "Alien" last night - and not because it has a young and shapely Sigourney Weaver peeling down to her space-skivvies; every frame of that is captured and saved in a slow-mo "bunk" file, you perverts - and a question occurred to me.
If the damned ship has "Mother" and a decent navigational system - which it does - just why the Hell does it have a human crew, who require to be kept in stasis and then be awakened to bicker over shares, and all the rest of it? And has anyone considered that Weyland-Yutani assumes a terrible liability having them onboard? I mean, you gotta assume they have to carry insurance on the ship, the cargo, which can't be cheap, and then six humans and a very costly robot, too?
Space economics, man. I just don't get it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:32 PM (/33sy)
Might you continue to find yourself at peace, dartist.
Your Father has found a greater duty, as is his fate of Grace.
Our love for you remains strong, as is our duty. I love you and continue to have Faith in Our Father.
Might Our loss be His gain and your acquired knowledge and wisdom be passed amongst those who would carry forth That Love.
Might God find you well through your grief.
Know that Your Father has found The Kingdom of Heaven.
He will be missed on this Earthly plane, but his Soul will find peace.
God Rest His Soul.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 28, 2015 08:33 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 08:33 PM (D/1P4)
I know women that can lift ten pound dumbbells.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 28, 2015 08:34 PM (AhyHb)
They make it up in volume.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:34 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Jeb at December 28, 2015 08:34 PM (sv9eA)
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (C3E0x)
No I didn't hear about it. Didn't know it was a real flight.
Just reading those names you might get a clue you were being pranked and you would think the laughter from the control room might be a clue.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM (/tTDo)
Thoughts & Prayers
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (Z8xbi)
We had one of those Christianity-on-the-sleeve Administrations recently. It was the Bush II Presidency.
You need more than the Good Book to run a nation. You also need The Prince. Maybe some Ibn Khaldun.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (6FqZa)
I'll add another Nicky Mac' volume: Discourses on Livy. A bit of Thucydides and Hobbes and Spengler and Karl Schmitt couldn't hurt.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (/33sy)
Thanks back. I look forward to the stories from your dad that you post.
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (/tTDo)
Does everybody here realize that once we get that asshole out of the
White House we'll still have to deal with him? He'll be out there making
asinine comments just like Jimmy Carter.
Hell, he'll probably be Secretary General of the U.N., so he can stop all that horrible carbon!
Posted by: RKae at December 28, 2015 08:26 PM (Wt4BP)
Another thing. I've been engaged in this discussion on FB over the last couple of weeks. Do you realize all the things that are going to be named after him? Schools, streets, parks, hell, Hawaii will probably rename Mauna Loa Mauna Obama. Why do you think they're holding off on taking Hamilton off the $10 bill? My only wish, since it's inevitable, is that these Obama memorializations not be in the ghetto. That was the mistake with MLK. They all need to be in places where condescending white liberals live. In fact, conservative city councils, county commissions, nd state legislatures should take the bull by the horns and start renaming stuff in white liberal neighborhoods now. Maybe TFG will show up for the ceremony, which would be an added bonus.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (x4r6A)
Posted by: Corona at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (ragzU)
Posted by: CozMark at December 28, 2015 08:36 PM (CbGSW)
218 You mean you didn't hear about it? Hell yeah it happened.
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 08:29 PM (C3E0x)
No I didn't hear about it. Didn't know it was a real flight.
Just reading those names you might get a clue you were being pranked and you would think the laughter from the control room might be a clue.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (WVsWD)
Not a good day for two Chinese girls, one especially.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:36 PM (MQEz6)
were being pranked and you would think the laughter from the control
room might be a clue.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 08:35 PM (WVsWD)
Have you seen Anchorman?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 28, 2015 08:36 PM (x4r6A)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at December 28, 2015 08:36 PM (g25eo)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 28, 2015 08:37 PM (OQ9R7)
They make it up in volume.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:34 PM (MQEz6)
***
Ahh... so it's like those freakin' dot-coms and their burn-rates.
Just as I thought. I'll keep my future money invested in Tyrell Corporation; at least I get their business-model.
And, come on: Pris. Need I say more?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:37 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 08:37 PM (k1gv+)
The bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral...
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 08:37 PM (rwI+c)
He sounds like he was a wonderful person.
Our prayers go with you, and your family.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 08:37 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 28, 2015 08:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: an actually meaningful MNF game at December 28, 2015 08:39 PM (H9MG5)
Space economics, man. I just don't get it.
Short answer: hey, maybe the crew should have thought of that before waking up to land on HR Giger World!
Human crew is because androids - which the ship also had - might not think for themselves to visit this or that strange cranny on the planet. But mostly it was because it was suspected that the lifeform that the Company wanted from there was parasitic on organic life. (This was a pretty damn important plot-point of the movie in fact.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 08:39 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Agitator at December 28, 2015 08:39 PM (6YCox)
Wasn't clunky to me brother. Thank you.
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:39 PM (/tTDo)
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 28, 2015 08:39 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: dartist
I'm saddened by your loss.
Posted by: dogfish at December 28, 2015 08:40 PM (0O2Lr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 08:40 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: CozMark at December 28, 2015 08:40 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 08:40 PM (MQEz6)
But I've got time.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:40 PM (/33sy)
****
I am fortunate to have that ongoing link to my dad. He died in '03.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:41 PM (NeFrd)
I don't know if it's available anymore, but if you can find it, it's pretty great.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 08:41 PM (k1gv+)
Posted by: dartist
May he rest in peace...where did he serve?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 08:41 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 28, 2015 08:42 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2015 08:42 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (yrUKa)
In addition, she says she has a single question for 2016 candidates: "why do you want to do this?
To repair the horrible damage you have done to this country.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (oVJmc)
Human crew is because androids - which the ship also had - might not think for themselves to visit this or that strange cranny on the planet. But mostly it was because it was suspected that the lifeform that the Company wanted from there was parasitic on organic life. (This was a pretty damn important plot-point of the movie in fact.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 08:39 PM (6FqZa)
***
I got that. Thing is, W-Y didn't know anything at all, except that there'd been a signal. That there was a human crew was handy, once something'd been found. But, still....
Eh, a young Sigourney in her knickers was - and is - reason enough.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (wOdHk)
That was quite a drive by the Bengals and McCarron. I wonder if he is still popping Miss Alabama.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 28, 2015 08:44 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:44 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 08:44 PM (rwI+c)
Statistically speaking
Posted by: clancey at December 28, 2015 08:45 PM (hforh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:43 PM (wOdHk)
***
I tell you - keeping House Atreides, House Harkonnen, the Fremen, the Bene Geserit, CHOAM, the Spacers Guild, and Emperor Shaddam IV straight was enough.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:46 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: It's very cold in spaaaaace.... at December 28, 2015 08:46 PM (ez6Am)
People are cheap, androids still experimental and expensive. Simple slow, industrial hardware, cheap. Self insured, claims rarely paid out by the corporation.
Mother can monitor and perhaps process raw materials into finished product, like crude hydrocarbons into refined products. petroleum supplies exhausted locally thus the demand will pay the shipping costs from distant sources. The vessel might be on a ballistic course perhaps with some simple collision avoidance, but nothing more complicated than that.
The story isn't about economics. It's about space monsters who eat you. And the greedy corporate suits who see money to be made.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:46 PM (ErBVj)
I know, I know - bad hobo, Prometheus doesn't count. And should probably count as a trigger-word
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 08:46 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:47 PM (wOdHk)
I'm still unclear how Earth supported itself when they had a permanent underclass on a government stipend and 20 billion people.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 08:48 PM (k1gv+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2015 08:48 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: dartist
******
Typical of his generation.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:11 PM (NeFrd)
Yes, the WWII generation saved the damned world and never wanted to talk about it and today's special snowflakes want to be applauded every time they make a poo. And they think bravely taking a stand against Confederate flag displays or screaming about Halloween costumes is akin to storming Omaha beach.
God bless your father, dartist. I am glad his passing was peaceful.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 28, 2015 08:48 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 28, 2015 08:48 PM (w/CJV)
I will definitely be bending an elbow in memoriam of your father tonight, and working to keep up the historical record of what he and his fellows accomplished.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 08:48 PM (noWW6)
Speaking of The Young Ones, they made a CD, produced by Brian May, for a fictitious hair metal band called Bad News.
I don't know if it's available anymore, but if you can find it, it's pretty great.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 08:41 PM (k1gv+)
______________________________________
"Bad News" was done as one episode for a show on Brit TV called "The Comic Strip". It's free on Hulu last I checked. Sort of a "Spinal Tap" type thing. Then a few seasons later they did a follow up episode where they actually got on stage at a huge outdoor concert and were pelted by beer bottles etc. by the metalhead crowd.Both episodes are actually pretty funny.
Posted by: CozMark at December 28, 2015 08:49 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 28, 2015 08:49 PM (Vv/Pc)
People are cheap, androids still experimental and expensive. Simple slow, industrial hardware, cheap. Self insured, claims rarely paid out by the corporation.
Mother can monitor and perhaps process raw materials into finished product, like crude hydrocarbons into refined products. petroleum supplies exhausted locally thus the demand will pay the shipping costs from distant sources. The vessel might be on a ballistic course perhaps with some simple collision avoidance, but nothing more complicated than that.
The story isn't about economics. It's about space monsters who eat you. And the greedy corporate suits who see money to be made.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:46 PM (ErBVj)
***
My ancestors and forebears were all Red Sea pedestrians - I see something like Alien and immediately wonder "How the Hell are they making money with that kind of overhead?"
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:49 PM (/33sy)
Gratuitous butt crack. Originally she was going to be naked.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:50 PM (ErBVj)
Over at RedState, a warm mattress in the Salem knocking shop, this guy is having a mads because -- well read:
Donald Trump cant even do Christmas cards right. What a dope!
By: Neil Stevens (Diary)
the Trump campaign (which is under serious pressure from Ted Cruz by the way) wanted to send me a Christmas card. The problem is, it didnt even come in time for the start of Christmas! Failure! Thats right, my Trump card (better than a trap card) came today, December 28.
http://www.redstate.com/2015/12/28
Claiming that it indicates incompetence in the Trump organization, instead of just real life holiday mail delays.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 08:50 PM (kdS6q)
I've been meaning to ask what you thought of the Doctor Who Christmas special. You've been kind of vocal about being done with River prior to that, but I thought it was pretty well done and added some decent emotional depth to the relationship I never really got with Matt Smith.
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 08:51 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:47 PM (wOdHk)
***
I've got eyebrows like a Lynch Mentat.
Loved the universe he created.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 08:51 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 08:51 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 08:52 PM (k1gv+)
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 08:52 PM (D/1P4)
It is amazing how often in science-fiction novels of the older sort, from the CoDo of Falkenberg's Legion to Glenn Cook's Starfisher Trilogy, how Earth is this cesspool that the lid is barely being kept on.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:52 PM (wOdHk)
Gotta have a Captain, Pilot, Navigator, Engineer, etc. on everything that moves.
I'm liking The Expanse so far, Shohreh's exposition works,
Chad L. Coleman's seemed clunky but there's lots yet to go.
Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 08:52 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 28, 2015 08:52 PM (sv9eA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 08:52 PM (wOdHk)
I don't think Denver has the offense to make it to the playoffs, and if they do they are gonna get whacked.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 08:53 PM (ODxAs)
Thanks again everyone but I posted it for all the WW2 guys. My dad served in the ETO behind the invasion in an Artillery unit. I've not seen a single one of these guys who have passed that I haven't admired the class with which they died. I hope a small part of that has stuck on me.
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:53 PM (/tTDo)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 08:54 PM (k1gv+)
Breitbart
Yeah not exactly news there sister....or as Fredo would say PAR for the course
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 08:54 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2015 08:54 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:55 PM (ErBVj)
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 08:55 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:53 PM (/tTDo)
My Dad was on Iwo Jima...We are burying WW2 heroes every day. It's sad.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 08:56 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 08:56 PM (6FqZa)
Also, TFG is soooo not used to having people respond when he attacks them from his bully pulpit with anything other than a whimper and surrender. It will be very amusing to see how snappish he gets when Trump responds by attacking him back.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 28, 2015 08:56 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 08:57 PM (SBwtB)
Posted by: Ralph
Well the new Masthead is a giveaway...
"REDSTATE...When you just gotta read something..anything.."
Posted by: Mr. Wizard at December 28, 2015 08:57 PM (hCdMd)
Some train wrecks to go with the Motorhead
RIP todays lost.
Probably have to wait a few days to make the Christmas trip to Dad's grave, too much ice pellets today.
Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 08:57 PM (DL2i+)
manipulate the republican primary electorate to get the opponent they want to run against
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 28, 2015 08:57 PM (cGoQr)
I want him on video with ISIS threatening to behead him and him telling them that he'll give them the 20 billion that he took from Stimulus if they'll spare him. He is a total pussy. He sucks at golf and he's ruining the game. He is such a vagina.
I'm getting another French Ridge.
total pussy
Posted by: Dr. Manbube at December 28, 2015 08:59 PM (3/4ZI)
How come nobody is accusing him of using growth hormone?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:44 PM (NeFrd)
They have all this focus about Manning and HGH. But he wasn't the only name this guy tossed out there in the interview that he now says is false and he was just bullshitting the from Al Jazeera. He also listed a bunch of Green Bay Packers players including Clay Matthews as taking steroids.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 08:59 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Rik Mayall at December 28, 2015 08:59 PM (sv9eA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 28, 2015 08:59 PM (WThCB)
Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 08:59 PM (DL2i+)
Gratuitous butt crack. Originally she was going to be naked.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:50 PM (ErBVj)
***
Too late for a do-over, I guess..... damn....talk about 'what might have been'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:00 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 09:00 PM (D/1P4)
I kinda feel sad that I know exactly what you're referencing, and I remember what the CHOAM acronym stands for.
Ah, if not for Josef Conrad, what would Herbert have written about?
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:01 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 09:01 PM (e3bId)
Not a lot left, then the total rewrite of history will begin.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 09:01 PM (k1gv+)
https://tinyurl.com/jpagu2v
More Bad News - The Comic Strip s3e2
https://tinyurl.com/zlttpzp
Posted by: CozMark at December 28, 2015 09:02 PM (CbGSW)
Jane Fonda in 'Barbarella". The entire opening credits was a very naked Jane Fonda thrashing around on a transparent piece of plastic while the opening credits covered her naughty bits.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 09:03 PM (ErBVj)
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 09:03 PM (SBwtB)
I kinda feel sad that I know exactly what you're referencing, and I remember what the CHOAM acronym stands for.
Ah, if not for Josef Conrad, what would Herbert have written about?
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:01 PM (k9qR4)
***
I think it's safe to say, whatever it was, his methods would have been unsound.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:03 PM (/33sy)
One of my objections to Aliens is that Cameron took the bleakest vision of the universe since H P Lovecraft and turned it into an Ode to Motherhood.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at December 28, 2015 09:03 PM (tEDMc)
Posted by: Peyton Fucking Manning! at December 28, 2015 09:03 PM (yddCj)
Gratuitous butt crack. Originally she was going to be naked.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 08:50 PM (ErBVj)
***
Too late for a do-over, I guess..... damn....talk about 'what might have been'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:00 PM (/33sy)
That calls for a reboot...y.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 09:04 PM (sdi6R)
Maybe I can get a job selling machines from Ix. Much better than the machines on Richese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 09:04 PM (kpqmD)
Something tells me Broncos are not going to the playoffs..
Posted by: IC at December 28, 2015 09:05 PM (+3RH+)
The toxic waste dump at Arlington, Oregon, that is, not Arlington National Cemetery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 09:06 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 09:06 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 09:04 PM (sdi6R)
With Monica Bellucci as Ellen Ripley? Now that's a casting I can get behind!
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:06 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Mr. Wizard at December 28, 2015 09:06 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 09:06 PM (ZbV+0)
Let's talk about ball pressure, instead.
Posted by: Peyton Fucking Manning! at December 28, 2015 09:03 PM (yddCj)
Getting laid regularly helps with ball pressure.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 09:07 PM (kpqmD)
Maybe I can get a job selling machines from Ix. Much better than the machines on Richese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 09:04 PM (kpqmD)
***
Too many of them, and too new.
Goddamn, but Herbert knew how to write....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:07 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: ahnold bumping at December 28, 2015 09:07 PM (D/1P4)
319 That calls for a reboot...y.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 09:04 PM (sdi6R)
With Monica Bellucci as Ellen Ripley? Now that's a casting I can get behind!
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:06 PM (k9qR4)
Ahem, a fine choice, but let us take our time. Clear your calendars for a very comprehensive screening enterprise.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 09:07 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 09:04 PM (sdi6R)
With Monica Bellucci as Ellen Ripley? Now that's a casting I can get behind!
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:06 PM (k9qR4)
***
Shut up and take my money!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:08 PM (/33sy)
Well, in this game, Cincy is a good team, didn't really think AJ would perform this well, but in the last half of the season the defense is just on the field too much because the offense can't do a damn thing.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 09:08 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 09:09 PM (z/Ubi)
I'm confident there are a dozen conservatives who could kick his ass in a fairly-, or unmoderated debate.
The man turns into a stuttering imbecile when his puerile thought processes are challenged.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2015 09:10 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 09:10 PM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 09:10 PM (ErBVj)
Yep Denver needs to win 11 to make playoffs. Nevetheless, it will be a one game deal if they do.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 09:11 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2015 09:10 PM (hJrjt)
I'd lay odds Trump calls him a SCOAMF to his face.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 09:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM
So sorry to hear that dartist. Glad it was peacefull. RIP
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 09:12 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Close. He IS a stuttering imbecile, he's just really smooth with reading words up on a teleprompter.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 28, 2015 09:12 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2015 09:10 PM (hJrjt)
I'd lay odds Trump calls him a SCOAMF to his face.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 09:11 PM (sdi6R)
Does Reggie think Obama looks sexy when he gets all pouty?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2015 09:12 PM (hJrjt)
Sucks, throw one back for one of the hardest rocking son of a bitches there ever was.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 28, 2015 09:12 PM (WVvzl)
Next, they'll break the code of silence surrounding marijuana usage amongst NBA players.
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 09:13 PM (/g6B/)
Posted by: Rhonda Roussey at December 28, 2015 09:14 PM (sv9eA)
---
They'd have to lose next week to San Diego, who isn't nearly as good a team as Cincy is, again at home.
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 09:14 PM (ZbV+0)
Usually one objects to a nihilist or an SJW taking a beloved ideal of the universe, and distorting it into something hellish.
First time I've seen someone object to an artist taking a fundamentally broken and evil universe, and trying to extract some good from it.
[I know, Cameron himself turned into a SJW d-bag whose "Avatar" sucked. Not at issue here.]
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 09:15 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Rhonda Roussey at December 28, 2015 09:14 PM (sv9eA)
I think I'll do that! Thanks for the suggestion!
Posted by: Holly Holm at December 28, 2015 09:15 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 28, 2015 09:16 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 28, 2015 09:16 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 28, 2015 09:16 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: dartist
------------
*returns from liquor cabinet, having hoisted a silent shot of Wild Turkey, an American Bourbon , in saluting dartist's Dad*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, third generation United States Army Vet at December 28, 2015 09:17 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 09:17 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, third generation United States Army Vet at December 28, 2015 09:17 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Rhonda Roussey at December 28, 2015 09:14 PM (sv9eA)
Rhonda Rousey? Righ ron't roh rut rat means!
Posted by: Scooby Doo at December 28, 2015 09:17 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2015 08:02 PM (/tTDo)
Condolences, dartist. Treasure the memories.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 09:17 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: IC at December 28, 2015 09:18 PM (+3RH+)
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 09:19 PM (jhPPa)
Posted by: Fallon Fox at December 28, 2015 09:19 PM (/FOB4)
Probably what Hillary! will do, too.
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2015 09:20 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, third generation United States Army Vet at December 28, 2015 09:20 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 28, 2015 09:20 PM (yrUKa)
Thats going to be a fun conversation on the shuttle ride to heaven.
Posted by: MikeD at December 28, 2015 09:20 PM (uKJIC)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 28, 2015 09:20 PM (erRNA)
Posted by: Holly Holm
You're not butch enough.
Posted by: Fallon Fox at December 28, 2015 09:19 PM (/FOB4)
The part is Ellen Ripley, not Ellen Tranny.
Posted by: Holly Holm at December 28, 2015 09:20 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:07 PM (/33sy)
He did, and the Jorj X. McKie stuff (especially Whipping Star) was about as good as it got. But then he also wrote The Santaroga Barrier. Lord, save us from writers who think they shit ice-cream.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:21 PM (k9qR4)
Denver offense has been that way all year. they are 29th in total offense out of 32. 20th in scoring.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 09:22 PM (ODxAs)
Denver: Will Hudson
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 09:22 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:24 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 08:27 PM (ptqRm)
4 per day, plus one for the next three days. And today isn't done yet. C'mon, Balmer, you can do it!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 09:24 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: IC at December 28, 2015 09:24 PM (+3RH+)
Looking at Weaver's imdb page, she has 3 acting credits before Alien, like
"Alvy's Date Outside Theatre
"
So someone comparable would be, I don't know, the third sister in the Pride + Prejudice + Zombies flick.
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 09:25 PM (ZbV+0)
There's ol' Wade on the sidelines, walking around, looking like someone's pee-paw wandered down on the field.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 28, 2015 09:25 PM (CsGzT)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 09:26 PM (k1gv+)
Posted by: algore at December 28, 2015 09:26 PM (U761f)
I wonder, though, how best to release it.
It's a bit....well, odd. The future (I hope and pray and burn incense and pour out blood before the gods of this and any and every world) Mrs. Palpatine has read through it, and says "Too cerebral. Brilliant, but unstable."
It gives one pause....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:27 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 09:27 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 09:28 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: awkward davies at December 28, 2015 09:28 PM (mP1RE)
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 09:28 PM (D/1P4)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
And that move never fools anyone.
Posted by: Mohammad al Goatfucker at December 28, 2015 09:29 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: steevy at December 28, 2015 09:29 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: milqtoast at December 28, 2015 09:30 PM (D/1P4)
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 09:30 PM (ZbV+0)
376 Over at Hotgas they mentioned this saying Obama is not going after Trump because the Dems fear him,on the contrary,they want him to be the nominee.
Posted by: steevy at December 28, 2015 09:29 PM (8HTq1)
Hot Air is gope Teen Beat.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 09:33 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 09:33 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Ralph
We're talking about remaking Aliens here, not Mighty Joe Young.
Posted by: Rhonda Roussey at December 28, 2015 09:34 PM (sv9eA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 09:35 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: steevy
The dems want him because he's so easy to beat says the repubes who can't beat him.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 28, 2015 09:35 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: E.T. at December 28, 2015 09:35 PM (yq4gk)
What;s the secret?
The future & etc Empress tells me to skip the art and just write soft-core porn. I enjoy the 'research' and brainstorming sessions with her, of course, but somehow, I just can't create a coherent narrative that includes so much loosening of headboards, as it were.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:35 PM (/33sy)
Denver probably should draft one of those high passing attack QB's this year.
There are a ton of them too this time.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 09:36 PM (ODxAs)
382 Hot Air is gope Teen Beat.
Eeyore's gotta eeyore.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 09:35 PM (rwI+c)
They are having a yuuuge sale on Mitt 2012 Election Kits.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 09:37 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 09:37 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: milqtoast at December 28, 2015 09:30 PM (D/1P4)
She'll crush the alien's head like an overripe melon between her thighs.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2015 09:37 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 09:37 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 09:28 PM (D/1P4)
Sorry, we're looking for a woman to cast as Ripley.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 09:38 PM (kpqmD)
---
For just the cost of postage, they'll throw in Nicole Wallace
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 09:38 PM (ZbV+0)
broken and evil universe, and trying to extract some good from it.
<<<<<<<
Every good library has a few dark and spooky corners.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at December 28, 2015 09:38 PM (tEDMc)
Posted by: eman
Free "Dole/Kemp" yard sign with every purchase over $10.
Posted by: Rinse Prius at December 28, 2015 09:39 PM (/FOB4)
390 The question is moot, it's gonna be Cruz.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 09:37 PM (rwI+
That would be fine with me.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 09:39 PM (MQEz6)
382 Hot Air is gope Teen Beat.
Eeyore's gotta eeyore.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 09:35 PM (rwI+c)
They are having a yuuuge sale on Mitt 2012 Election Kits.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 09:37 PM (MQEz6)
ORCA. It's just GOT to work this time!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 09:39 PM (kpqmD)
Well, think about all the explicit fucking that goes on in all those really great classics. And then think about the fact that Danielle Steele outsells all of them combined.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:40 PM (k9qR4)
Well, think about all the explicit fucking that goes on in all those really great classics. And then think about the fact that Danielle Steele outsells all of them combined.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:40 PM (k9qR4)
***
The Lady does have a point....and I appreciate her editorial guidance....
Mommy-porn it is, then.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:42 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 09:42 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Vendette at December 28, 2015 09:42 PM (JiPat)
Posted by: Peyton at December 28, 2015 09:46 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 28, 2015 09:46 PM (hVdx9)
When a comfortable but insecure Roman staggered home from the baths at night, drunk but with a stomach emptied from vomiting to enjoy course after course of dinner, dodging the dodgy proles and Dacians and riff-raff who moved to the urbs for the free bread, etc., I wonder what he thought about it all. I get a sort of "waiting for the Vandals and Goths to get here before the unwashed masses slit my throat" sort of feeling these days.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 09:46 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 09:47 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 09:48 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: torabora at December 28, 2015 09:49 PM (e2zEX)
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale
That's how I paid for school. Of course, in those days it wasn't muscle women, but rather flabby hippies with hairy pits that were in style.
Posted by: Hillary! Rodham-Rodham at December 28, 2015 09:50 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Roxy Rae at December 28, 2015 09:50 PM (D/1P4)
Is that a thing?
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 09:51 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 09:51 PM (dvuhZ)
I can't wait to point out to them that they're getting their asses handed to them by a guy that looks like a freaking CHIPMUNK!
I'm sure that will go over well.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 09:51 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Peyton and Eli at December 28, 2015 09:52 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at December 28, 2015 09:53 PM (3ZttN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly
------------
See: The Outlander Series. Come for the historical novel, stay for the explicit sex.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 09:53 PM (n22zQ)
Is that a thing?
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 09:51 PM (qUNWi)
I know better than to Google it.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 09:53 PM (sdi6R)
Two heads are better than one.
Posted by: Peyton and Eli at December 28, 2015 09:52 PM (Dwehj)
--------Yeah, between the two of you, you have four heads. Get it? Foreheads!
Bwahahahahahhahahhahahah!
Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 09:54 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 09:55 PM (dvuhZ)
Kinda blacked out for a minute there. Were you suggesting that Allpundit "thinks"? That se
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:55 PM (k9qR4)
>> Wear an Obama costume?
>> Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 28, 2015 08:52 PM
To paraphrase only slightly, "Don't start no misgender, won't be no misgender."
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 28, 2015 09:56 PM (sOhww)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:56 PM (k9qR4)
One for Lemmy...
One just 'cause I like mead...
Oh hell, time to kill the bottle!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at December 28, 2015 09:57 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 09:57 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2015 09:58 PM (ntObR)
>> Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner
That's a gender-blender right there. You'd need a chart to figure out how to address... it.
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 09:58 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: steevy
The dems want him because he's so easy to beat says the repubes who can't beat him.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic
------------------
There is a yuuuuge difference between likely GOP primary voters and the general electorate.
The Dems are betting that Trump will be easy to beat in the general --- and I, for one, agree with them.
This won't be a replay of Obama-Romney or Obama-McCain. Hillary will win in a landslide. No sweat.
Trump's defeat will be used as an excuse ("mandate!") to repudiate ANY criticism of wide-open borders and mass Muslim immigration. And that's just for starters.
Well, I suppose you could say I'm a pessimist.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 28, 2015 09:58 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Queen Barky at December 28, 2015 09:58 PM (dvuhZ)
Bwahahahahahhahahhahahah!
Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 09:54 PM (9iR5/)
You know, I think Jim Webb is related to that family somehow.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 28, 2015 09:58 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 09:58 PM (AkOfd)
Posted by: Hillary! at December 28, 2015 09:59 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 09:59 PM (k9qR4)
we discovered we had free Encore.
decided to watch Pompeii...it sucks.
I hate crappy historical junk.
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 10:00 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:01 PM (AkOfd)
The family patriarch was a veteran of both fronts - English was his second language - and when he passed, we dug his grave by hand and watered it with the tears of his daughters and a bottle of Old Charter.
Been gone twenty years and more, but on his anniversary, whoever is closest comes to the grave, has one for him, and pours the balance on the soil over his resting place. He was an OG before there were G's.
The world is a better place for their coming, and slightly emptier for their departing.
I hoist a double in his honor.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 28, 2015 10:01 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2015 10:01 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 10:02 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Teh Broncs at December 28, 2015 10:02 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2015 09:58 PM (ntObR)
My only real exposure has been the Buena Vista Social Club, but what a beautiful group of tunes! And what a great thing to pull off.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 28, 2015 10:03 PM (3myMJ)
>>So long as teh roids haven't given her a 9" clitoris, I'd be happy with it<<
Now, that is a thing out there. There's a clip of some of those Amazons having a clit-off, taking a ruler and see who has the longest.
And you know why it's always the skinny dudes paired up with the Amazons? Cause the 'roids shrink the men. The roided up men can't perform worth a shit.
Posted by: Queen Barky at December 28, 2015 10:03 PM (dvuhZ)
*goes back to writing*
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 10:03 PM (wOdHk)
Is that a thing?
Posted by: eleven
****
I googled female athletes and stumbled across that crap a while back. I guess it is a thing with some guys who like to be humiliated by buff women. Ick.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 28, 2015 10:03 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 10:04 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 10:04 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 10:04 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 10:04 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 10:04 PM (n22zQ)
Cruz and Trump are the only ones who have any probability of doing that.
If they have not been able to drive out Trump by now, what will work later?
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 10:06 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 28, 2015 10:06 PM (yrUKa)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 28, 2015 10:07 PM (3myMJ)
the Mojave Memorial Cross,
the Texas Capitol Ten Commandments monument,
the Second Amendment,
and the words
>>>under God<<<in the Pledge of Allegiance.
Here it is: http://preview.tinyurl.com/q8y2jzr
Go Ted.
from the Freepers[//i]
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 10:07 PM (D/1P4)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 10:07 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 28, 2015 10:07 PM (cGoQr)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 10:08 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 10:10 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 10:10 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997
Zis is a castle, und ve have MANY tapestries!
Posted by: Kraut butler in "Last Crusade" at December 28, 2015 10:11 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 28, 2015 10:12 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 10:12 PM (kTF2Z)
?! I'm trying to imagine how small that is. How soon before she can drive herself to school?
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 10:12 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 10:14 PM (voOPb)
Sounds like a certain sister-in-law of mine who buys her clothes from the children's section...she is pretty strong for her size, as my brother is a crossfit fanatic and has been getting her to accompany him to the gym.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 28, 2015 10:15 PM (bZ7mE)
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Enjoy it while it lasts, kid. It never does.
Posted by: Hal Holbrook at December 28, 2015 10:16 PM (kTF2Z)
When the public becomes confused, the carefully considered scientific consensus becomes vulnerable to attack by the apologists for economic growth at all costs.
"apologists for economic growth" are *bad*?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2015 10:17 PM (3CwVB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 10:18 PM (ODxAs)
"apologists for economic growth" are *bad*?
Posted by: Ian S.
Everybody who uses the phrase "scientific consensus" should be kicked in the throat, repeatedly.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 28, 2015 10:20 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 10:21 PM (kTF2Z)
Meadowlark Lemon . . .
Lemmy from Motorhead (insert umlaut in your mind) and
Dave Henderson (Mariners, Red Sox, As)
RIP x 3
Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2015 10:21 PM (t8P62)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 10:22 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:23 PM (AkOfd)
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 28, 2015 10:24 PM (hVdx9)
464 When the public becomes confused, the carefully considered scientific consensus becomes vulnerable to attack by the apologists for economic growth at all costs.
"apologists for economic growth" are *bad*?
Posted by: Ian S.
Everybody who uses the phrase "scientific consensus" should be kicked in the throat, repeatedly.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 28, 2015 10:20 PM (/FOB4)
Yes, all scientific knowlege is provisional.
That said, after a while some things become pretty hard to dispute, like the existance of atoms.
AGW doesn't even rate being called a decent hypothesis.
It is junk smothered in junk sauce.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 10:26 PM (MQEz6)
I'd bring the leeches, but I think those can be had cheap around Penn State's campus
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:26 PM (AkOfd)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 28, 2015 10:26 PM (39g3+)
I hate crappy historical junk.
Posted by: Farmer
Yeah, looked like crap.
...I did like Rome the HBO series though. Wildly wrong, but still cool.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2015 10:27 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value. at December 28, 2015 10:27 PM (rwI+c)
Hell I got nothin. Never watched that show.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 10:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Where scientific studies can be reviewed, "scientific consensus" cannot.
There is no methodology. There is no data. There is no history.
"Consensus" is an injection of subjectivity into what is nominally an objective discipline.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 28, 2015 10:28 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 10:07 PM (k9qR4)
You're married, and perhaps happily, so you may be more qualified than most of the rest of us.
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 10:28 PM (C3E0x)
It was our future: criminal gangs fighting to run a country.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value. at December 28, 2015 10:28 PM (rwI+c)
It is junk smothered in junk sauce.
Posted by: eman
It doesn't even rate as junk, it's a scam, straight-up with a power grab chaser.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 28, 2015 10:29 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2015 10:30 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 10:30 PM (D/1P4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value. at December 28, 2015 10:32 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:32 PM (AkOfd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 10:33 PM (voOPb)
Your wife is tiny. Like 9 year old girl tiny.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 28, 2015 10:33 PM (BHl9S)
To try to start undoing the monstrous damage you've done to the Constitution, the country and the world, President Dillhole.
Posted by: Evan3457 at December 28, 2015 10:36 PM (3+1Sh)
Your wife is tiny. Like 9 year old girl tiny.
Posted by: CaliGirl
****
And yet he likes man like women. Hmmmmm. Is there a jar of chunky Skippy peanut butter in SWC's future?
(soooooo kidding)
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at December 28, 2015 10:38 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 10:39 PM (9iR5/)
Jesus Huerta de Soto
[...] the empire's degree of regulation, statism, and tax pressure became so
great that Roman citizens themselves often submitted to the barbarian
invaders as a lesser evil, when they did not actually receive these
invaders with open arms.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/k4q8bqf
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2015 10:40 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2015 10:43 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:43 PM (AkOfd)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 10:44 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: the bungholes at December 28, 2015 10:44 PM (AkOfd)
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 10:12 PM (yddCj)
Uh, she's been old enough to drink legally in all 57 states since the 1980s. So there's that.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 10:45 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 10:45 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Queen Barry I at December 28, 2015 10:45 PM (/FOB4)
Posted by: Peyton Manning's Mile High Melon at December 28, 2015 10:46 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 10:46 PM (74kfZ)
Old Blue, and that's why Garner had to die, for selling smokes in that market
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:43 PM (AkOfd)
------Yup. For selling untaxed "onesies" on the street.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 10:47 PM (9iR5/)
we discovered we had free Encore.
decided to watch Pompeii...it sucks.
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 10:00 PM (o/90i)
Watched that during a sleepover at Gushie's. We rooted for the volcano to kill everyone but the horse.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 10:47 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 10:47 PM (/g6B/)
Posted by: the bungholes at December 28, 2015 10:48 PM (AkOfd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 10:48 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:48 PM (AkOfd)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 09:55 PM (dvuhZ)
She's going to stuff both Serena and the alien queen up her ass.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 28, 2015 10:49 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 10:49 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 10:45 PM (k9qR4)
-------Yeah, but how does she see over the bar? Does she do like the Empress does and brings her own stepstool?
Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 10:49 PM (9iR5/)
I usually start out with a 15W-40 enema. Quart or two usually does the trick. Then, I finish off with some axle lube, EP140 GL5. That usually takes of the long stretch.
Posted by: Roxy Raye at December 28, 2015 10:49 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 10:50 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Rhonda Roussey at December 28, 2015 10:51 PM (sv9eA)
Posted by: Roxy Raye at December 28, 2015 10:49 PM (dvuhZ)
sounds like you are just a Wild Colon-oil Girl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 10:55 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 10:55 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: zombie John Merrick at December 28, 2015 10:56 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 10:49 PM (9iR5/)
Pfft. C'mon. I'm the retarded lunk with the gimp mask, she's the domineering midget perched on my shoulders.
It's like y'all haven't even seen Tina Turner's greatest movie ever.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 28, 2015 10:57 PM (k9qR4)
"...I did like Rome the HBO series though. Wildly wrong, but still cool. "
Wildly wrong but wildly entertaining especially the scene where a buck naked Marc Antony is standing in a courtyard getting a whole body scrape. Yes, wildly entertaining.
Posted by: Tuna at December 28, 2015 10:57 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 10:57 PM (AkOfd)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 28, 2015 10:59 PM (VDc7u)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 10:59 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 11:00 PM (o/90i)
Uh, you treasonous Dems have totes fucked up the country. Is that a good enough reason?
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at December 28, 2015 11:01 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 28, 2015 11:01 PM (cGoQr)
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Please please please! I'm in Arvada. I'd have a pretty good view. I'll make popcorn even.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 11:02 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Rhonda Roussey
Or This Island Earth
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 11:02 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:03 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 28, 2015 11:04 PM (cGoQr)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 11:04 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:04 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 28, 2015 11:05 PM (cGoQr)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 28, 2015 11:07 PM (VDc7u)
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 28, 2015 11:07 PM (cGoQr)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 11:08 PM (AkOfd)
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Yup and like you said there are only one or two in the race they seem to actually have the fortitude to keep punching Hilda in the gut, and upper cut that bitch, and maybe even bite an ear off if need, soggy ass gope'ers doing light jab work (at best) ain't gonna work.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 28, 2015 11:08 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:09 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:09 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Butterfingers at December 28, 2015 11:10 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 10:39 PM (9iR5/)
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Not really ironic. It's just as predicted though.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 28, 2015 11:10 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 11:02 PM (FkBIv)
I'm going to ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest.
But I'm not an alien.
Posted by: Pay Ton at December 28, 2015 11:11 PM (k9qR4)
Well, they do want people to stop smoking. Raise those taxes higher and higher.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 11:12 PM (74kfZ)
Over on Zip's place. NY, with the highest cigarette taxes in the country
has lost over $400 million dollars in taxes to the black market over
the last five years. That's a pretty hefty chunk of change. Pretty
ironic, eh?
---
It's ironic right until the NYPD chokes you to death for selling 'loosies'.
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:12 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:13 PM (ODxAs)
Which is what some of us have been trying to tell others for years...
They literally want to destroy America.
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 28, 2015 11:13 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 28, 2015 11:10 PM (MbrzC)
Almost as though there were some sort of economic law in play.
Posted by: Arthur Laffer at December 28, 2015 11:14 PM (UsLZp)
Just common sense.
And if that doesn't work, they can legalize prostitution, and put a tax on that.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 11:14 PM (74kfZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:13 PM (ODxAs)<<<
Stop helping!
Posted by: the Broncos running game, and McCarron's really inopportne sack at December 28, 2015 11:15 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Old Blue
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Not really ironic. It's just as predicted though.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt
That's not the shining city on between two rivers of virtue I know.
Organized criminal activity? IN the boroughs of New Amsterdam? Acquiesced to by authorities?
Pshaw. And another Pshaw for your elderly matron.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2015 11:16 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Arson Wells at December 28, 2015 11:16 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value. at December 28, 2015 11:16 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value. at December 28, 2015 11:16 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:17 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:17 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:19 PM (ODxAs)
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That would be a fumble, first touched by a player with a foot out of bounds (or not reestablished), which is I think ruled dead where possession was lost.
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:19 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 11:20 PM (AkOfd)
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:20 PM (ZbV+0)
I rolled it back and saw that. In real time I thought he was back in bounds before the touched it again.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value. at December 28, 2015 11:21 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value. at December 28, 2015 11:22 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:23 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 11:23 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:23 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 11:24 PM (9iR5/)
But then I got high
I was set to win this all
But then I got high
Now we're off to OT and I know why
Because I got high because we got high, because we're Mile High
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 11:24 PM (AkOfd)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 28, 2015 11:24 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: DiBlaz Yo at December 28, 2015 11:25 PM (sv9eA)
Posted by: Bellichick at December 28, 2015 11:25 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 28, 2015 11:27 PM (cGoQr)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 28, 2015 11:29 PM (3xwMX)
Posted by: Roxy Rae at December 28, 2015 11:29 PM (D/1P4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:29 PM (ODxAs)
That can't be. The idea is to use the tax system to control peoples's behavior.
*Sigh* I guess we'll just have to resort to harsher measures to force them to comply.
Posted by: Progressives everywhere at December 28, 2015 11:30 PM (sdi6R)
I saw her in a Shakespeare in the Park production in Dallas just a year or two before Alien came out. She went from being a nobody to a star pretty quickly.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at December 28, 2015 11:31 PM (dPpmC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:32 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:34 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 11:36 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2015 11:36 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at December 28, 2015 11:31 PM (dPpmC)
Wasn't she in "The Year Of Living Dangerously" with Mel Gibson?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 11:39 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at December 28, 2015 11:39 PM (sv9eA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2015 11:41 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: micky at December 29, 2015 12:48 AM (LBYzV)
ME TOO.
Posted by: JOHN MOSBY at December 29, 2015 01:02 AM (KzHV7)
His father was more surgeon with a scalpel his son uses a sledgehammer blindfolded.
Imagine if the third Harry potter book took place thousand years in the future. Now you would have some idea of what reading the first three dune is like.
Posted by: Shiggz at December 29, 2015 03:57 AM (G7wcY)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2015 07:25 PM (GUDMx)
Oh, man, tweet that to Trump.
Posted by: m at December 29, 2015 08:32 AM (d4uu4)
Posted by: Swamprat at December 29, 2015 10:49 AM (mvyKt)
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