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Open Thread
Camille Pissarro, "The Effect of Snow, Sunset, Eragny" (1895)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 28, 2015 10:45 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SH at December 28, 2015 10:45 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 10:47 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 10:47 AM (RU5ki)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 10:48 AM (RU5ki)
Posted by: huerfano at December 28, 2015 10:50 AM (NSb9d)
Posted by: kahall at December 28, 2015 10:50 AM (Cmgna)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 28, 2015 10:51 AM (RU5ki)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 28, 2015 10:51 AM (RU5ki)
Posted by: @votermom at December 28, 2015 10:52 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: HH at December 28, 2015 10:52 AM (DrCtv)
Posted by: steevy at December 28, 2015 10:53 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: jwest at December 28, 2015 10:53 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: BignJames at December 28, 2015 10:53 AM (HtUkt)
I always liked Pisarro. Still a lot of winter Monets popping up on twitter.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 10:54 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: @votermom at December 28, 2015 10:52 AM (cbfNE)
*****
Commune in NW Paris, according to Wiki.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 28, 2015 10:54 AM (dd4JD)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 28, 2015 10:54 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at December 28, 2015 10:54 AM (RU5ki)
Posted by: @votermom at December 28, 2015 10:52 AM
The heroine in an Ayn Rand novel, I think.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 28, 2015 10:55 AM (z/vax)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 10:55 AM (AC18V)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 10:56 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at December 28, 2015 10:54 AM (RU5ki)
Is that pronounced voo-VOO-zuh-luh, or voo-voo-ZAY-lah?
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 10:56 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 10:56 AM (wOdHk)
Did she womyn-spread? Belch or, heaven forfend, pass gas?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 10:57 AM (LUgeY)
Did she womyn-spread? Belch or, heaven forfend, pass gas?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 10:57 AM (LUgeY)
_____________________________
Sounds like Huma....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 28, 2015 10:59 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 11:00 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2015 11:00 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Madge at December 28, 2015 11:00 AM (RU5ki)
It's equality. It's the bitchez turn to bring the beer.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 11:00 AM (TFV0D)
Weapons free. You have the green light to engage.
Repeat:
Weapons free. You have the green light to engage.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 11:01 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 28, 2015 11:01 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 11:02 AM (xuouz)
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Did she womyn-spread? Belch or, heaven forfend, pass gas?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 10:57 AM (LUgeY)
And are we talking about the date, or a character in teh moooovy?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 11:02 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 11:02 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 28, 2015 11:03 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: Death Star Wars Reprise at December 28, 2015 11:03 AM (Y8P5w)
1. How does these people keep a straight face when this imbecile is talking?
2. How do the other people on there not feel ashamed to be on with this moron?
3. Who the hell understands the gibberish coming out of this douche bag ?
4. Why am I watching MSNBC?
Posted by: dufuss at December 28, 2015 11:03 AM (N6kBr)
their homes than I have ever seen. It looks like it has finally quit for
good so now the cleanup begins.
Still coming down here in E MO.
Already started basement cleanup, with more to come.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 28, 2015 11:03 AM (oVJmc)
TaxProf Blog mentions a bill introduced by Portman to 'hold accountable' IRS agents overstepping. Taxpayer Bill of Rights (?). Problem I am having is that it still requires the taxpayer to PROVE that IRS overstepped. How is it possible to prove something like that?
Unless the burden of proof shifts from taxpayer to IRS I do not see how that does anything whatsoever. More kabuki, I guess.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 28, 2015 11:06 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 11:06 AM (RU5ki)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 11:07 AM (NeFrd)
realDonaldTrump
If Hillary thinks she can unleash her husband with is terrible record of women abuse while playing the women's card on me, she's wrong.
===========
This should be interesting...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 11:07 AM (iQIUe)
Gabby and Howard Johnson.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 11:07 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 11:07 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 11:07 AM (RU5ki)
So in that very particular way, American capitalism is the problem. We just have to stop Democrats from making money and it'll be nirvana.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2015 11:07 AM (3CwVB)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 28, 2015 11:08 AM (z/Ubi)
NPR voice puts me in search and destroy mode. It's annoying in men; it gives me involuntary muscle spasms when women talk like that. The bad kind. How the hell can a person make thick smacking sounds during every different consonant?
Hrrrgghhhhh. And then they were unrehearsed, made horrible jokes, and stammered their way through a completely rote, un-insightful breakdown of what the antikythera mechanism is.
I'm going to make a podcast with football and pornstars and it's going to have people talking in their regular voices.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 11:08 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 11:08 AM (TFV0D)
I've got this.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at December 28, 2015 11:09 AM (RU5ki)
At least the darkness is fading. Slowly.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 28, 2015 11:10 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 11:10 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 11:10 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at December 28, 2015 11:11 AM (RU5ki)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 11:11 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Beth M at December 28, 2015 11:11 AM (kiy9d)
Gabby and Howard Johnson.
Posted by: rickb223
He speaks authentic urban gibberish.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 11:11 AM (FkBIv)
Already started basement cleanup, with more to come.
I won't personally have a lot of cleanup to do as long as the power stays on. Some of my neighbors are actually crying and don't know what to do. I have one extra sump pump to offer but that's all I can do for now. It will be days before the water level goes down enough to even start for some of them. Good luck to you.
Posted by: kahall at December 28, 2015 11:12 AM (Cmgna)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2015 11:12 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 11:12 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 11:12 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 11:13 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: dufuss at December 28, 2015 11:13 AM (N6kBr)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2015 11:14 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: kahall at December 28, 2015 11:14 AM (Cmgna)
Posted by: Meadowlark Lemon at December 28, 2015 11:14 AM (RU5ki)
Remember the mother stabbed to death in the bathroom in Dubai by the terrorist bitch Dec 2014? I knew they had caught her but I didnt know that they executed her in july. They dont waste any time over there.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 11:15 AM (iQIUe)
My old white goose was spotted, a foul spotted fowl.
pa pa pa PA
Hmmmmmmmmahhhhh.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 11:15 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Meadowlark Lemon
Washington General Goose
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 11:16 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 28, 2015 11:16 AM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: steevy at December 28, 2015 11:16 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 11:07 AM
Hideously deformed Democrat Debbie Washerwoman-Schlitz has warned Teh Donald that he will criticize Bubba "at his own peril," or some such blather. Guess that means she will unleash the full power of her fat mouth on him. Or something.
Trump is doing something no other "Republican" dares to do: he's bringing out the truth. And it hurts, Democrats and weaselly GOPe types alike.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 28, 2015 11:16 AM (z/vax)
You'll never hear one in Mexico. They'd probably beat to death any Guatemalan that tried to use one.
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 11:17 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: FCF at December 28, 2015 11:17 AM (kejii)
I just checked the weather channel app to see when this rain is going to
end. And oh no! Run for your lives it's Winter Storm GOLIATH!!!
Posted by: Buzzion
Time to call....WINTER STORM DAVID!!
Posted by: Bruce at December 28, 2015 11:17 AM (8ikIW)
Kinda cool in a way, little crystal-clear spheres of ice.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 28, 2015 11:17 AM (erRNA)
Posted by: Tawanna Brawley at December 28, 2015 11:18 AM (QWiro)
We actually had frost and ice on our cars this morning, in So Cal, which is the closest we'll get to a white winter.
Posted by: IC at December 28, 2015 11:18 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Beth M at December 28, 2015 11:19 AM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 11:19 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2015 11:19 AM (g1uMP)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 11:19 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Clarney at December 28, 2015 11:21 AM (DJ2aK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 11:22 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 11:22 AM (LUgeY)
Your doctor must be a quack if he told you that!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2015 11:22 AM (DLIIY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 11:22 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
*****
Just my own little poultry efforts at humor.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 11:23 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 11:23 AM (jJRIy)
The GOPe types are fully invested in the concept that nominating Rubio will flip the entire Hispanic population of the world to vote GOP, even though polls show that Hispanics are not remotely conservative (prime example: Pope Francis). I've had to unfollow like 3 of them this week on Twitter to make the frothing go away.
And now we've got Jim Gerhghty this morning saying it's their own fault Trump voters are poor. They should've gone to college and joined the mandarin class, like he did, you see.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2015 11:24 AM (3CwVB)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 11:24 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 28, 2015 11:16 AM (z/Ubi)
On the bright side, I finally have that backyard pool I always wanted. Several of them, in fact.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 11:24 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2015 11:24 AM (DLIIY)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 11:25 AM (AC18V)
NO more Jagger for me. That shit will give you a hangover!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 11:11 AM (jJRIy)
_____________________________
Light weight....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 28, 2015 11:26 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 11:26 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 11:26 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 11:24 AM
Naaaah. You're just winging it.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 28, 2015 11:26 AM (z/vax)
****
I believe that is the worst spell of 'weather' we've had in years.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 11:26 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 11:27 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 11:28 AM (AC18V)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 11:28 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 11:28 AM (wOdHk)
Probably explains why they were always feeling down in the mouth.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 11:28 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 11:29 AM (kTF2Z)
When Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson had too much to drink?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 11:28 AM (wOdHk)
Don't be silly. I never drank wine... with adults.
Posted by: Zombie Mike Jackson at December 28, 2015 11:29 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 11:30 AM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Yo! at December 28, 2015 11:30 AM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 11:30 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 11:30 AM (kTF2Z)
CNN's Poppy Harlow Passes Out Live On-Air
the CNN anchor passed out live on the air, returning after several minutes with the explanation that "I got a little hot and I passed out for a moment":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSHWpNqUAMg
*thunk*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 11:30 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 11:31 AM (TFV0D)
See the problem here?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 11:31 AM (gf8BH)
You might say I'm striving for poultry emotion.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 11:24 AM
PLEASE NO MORE!
Posted by: The Chicken at December 28, 2015 11:31 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 11:29 AM (kTF2Z)
Not a historic first though, I'm afraid. We've already had a Moulting-American First Lady: Mrs. Lyndon Johnson.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 11:31 AM (Dj0WE)
Bizarre tale of Death Row killer who married his lawyer to come to an end next month
http://goo.gl/NP9UXs
Not a lawyer but a paralegal. And about time they executed this guy. So many people knew he was murdering women and did nothing.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 11:33 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 11:33 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 11:33 AM (kTF2Z)
New(er) leftist hotness: White liberals need free education, debt forgiveness, free health care, and minimum wage far above their actual worth because that is what white liberals in Sweden or Denmark or someplace have. (White Privilege 2.0).
Does WP2.0 completely negate WP 1.0? Or are White People still too privileged but entitled to even more but must feel even more guilty? Very confusing. Maybe the new prog demigod Bernie Sanders could shed some light on this.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 28, 2015 11:33 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 11:34 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 11:35 AM (FkBIv)
Daisy Duck was pretty hawt in her day.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 11:35 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 11:35 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 11:36 AM (wOdHk)
"I got a little hot and I passed out for a moment":
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 11:30 AM (kdS6q)
__________________________________
Another light weight....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 28, 2015 11:37 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Ted Lawson at December 28, 2015 11:37 AM (FkBIv)
terrorist Syed Rizwan Farook worshipped claims he barely knew Farook and
didn't know his terrorist wife at all. But phone records and other
evidence uncovered by federal investigators cast suspicion on his story.
So ... he was just a guy in the neighborhood, amirite?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 11:38 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 11:38 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 11:41 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 11:11 AM (jJRIy)"
Jagger hangovers are bad but Keith Richards hangovers are the ones that are really dangerous.
Posted by: Zombies at December 28, 2015 11:41 AM (1BQGO)
Two of these cels I know were used in the opening for the TV series.
https://www.rinkya.com/en/auction-w128440477?dollar=part
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 11:41 AM (wOdHk)
Posted by: The Chicken at December 28, 2015 11:42 AM (jJRIy)
The cover photo insured I would never watch that.
The dirty secret of current feminism is that they *hate* being female. They are the living embodiment of G-d's curse "Your desire will be for the man" (which literally meant women's longing would be for the male role).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 28, 2015 11:42 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Rick Dees at December 28, 2015 11:43 AM (HSmrB)
Howard the Duck, Tim Robbins only good movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Tapeheads.
Disagree -- and we are enemies for life.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 11:43 AM (kdS6q)
The only film left I want to see is Son of Saul. Trumbo was garbage and they will get away with that revisionist shit. The Hwd 10 were nasty arrogant aholes. They took their orders directly from Commintern. The American people had the right to know this.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 11:43 AM (iQIUe)
In other words, nice painting, lame title.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 11:43 AM (UsLZp)
*hate* being female. They are the living embodiment of G-d's curse "Your
desire will be for the man" (which literally meant women's longing
would be for the male role).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 28, 2015 11:42 AM (GDulk)
WHAT??
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 28, 2015 11:44 AM (oKE6c)
I'm too lazy to look but was there any predictions that this was going
to be a warm wet December? You know from something like the farmers
almanac or people that actually research this stuff? Not the "reading
the bones" global warming nuts.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 28, 2015 11:08 AM (z/Ubi)
I read that it was dependent on the strength of the EL NINO!
Posted by: BignJames at December 28, 2015 11:44 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 11:44 AM (wOdHk)
Sorry, Keira Knightley. You have been replaced in my fantasy league.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2015 11:45 AM (KCQo0)
terrorist Syed Rizwan Farook worshipped claims he barely knew Farook and
didn't know his terrorist wife at all. But phone records and other
evidence uncovered by federal investigators cast suspicion on his story.
So ... he was just a guy in the neighborhood, amirite?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 11:38 AM (oKE6c)
--------
They get radicalized IN THE MOSQUE.
The killers...get radicalized...>>...the mosque.
Do you need me to etch you a sketch? Must I spell it out? Would you be aided by seeing that sentence formatted as a list?
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 11:47 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 11:07 AM (RU5ki)
He died? Damn. I remember seeing him with the Globetrotters when they played in Vancouver, B.C. back when I was in high school.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 11:48 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 11:48 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 11:48 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 11:49 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 28, 2015 11:49 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 28, 2015 11:49 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 11:49 AM (wOdHk)
Posted by: BignJames at December 28, 2015 11:44 AM (HtUkt)
That's right. If El Nino is strong, then it rain. Unless the Boogie Man gets him.
I love these kinds of predictions, which boil down to "If it rains, it will rain. If not, not," which prognosticators dress up by introducing an intermediate variable, in this case El Nino.
Bottom line: I doubt very much that they have the faintest idea what's going to happen. They're like stock touts: stake out an extreme position. If it's wrong, no one will remember. If it's right, you look like a genius. Rinse. Lather. Repeat.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 11:50 AM (oKE6c)
desire will be for the man" (which literally meant women's longing would be for the male role).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
IOW, penis envy.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 11:50 AM (TFV0D)
to be a warm wet December? You know from something like the farmers
almanac or people that actually research this stuff? Not the "reading
the bones" global warming nuts.
Joe Bastardi over at weatherbell.com has been saying warm December, damn cold January-February for at least the last few months.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 11:50 AM (YEelc)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 28, 2015 11:49 AM (9krrF)
Careful with those damn tags! You could blow us all to hell, or worse!
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 11:50 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 28, 2015 11:50 AM (9krrF)
Not everyone was admiring, music critics are a nasty lot:
In La Bohème, silly and inconsequential incidents and dialogues... are daubed over with splotches of instrumental color without reason
and without effect, except for the creation of a sense of boisterous excitement and confusion. In his proclamation of passion, Puccini is more successful as soon as he can become strenuous; but even here the expression is superficial and depends upon strident phrases pounded out by hitting each note a blow on the head as it escapes the mouths of singers or the accompanying instruments. - H.E. Krehbiel (1854-1923)(New York Tribune, 27 December 1900)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 11:50 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 11:51 AM (xuouz)
The killers...get radicalized...>>...the mosque.
Do you need me to etch you a sketch? Must I spell it out? Would you be aided by seeing that sentence formatted as a list?
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 11:47 AM (xuouz)
But ... but ... how can that be? Islam is the religion of peace! I'm confused.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 11:51 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 11:51 AM (xuouz)
It sure obliterated my actual comment. Probably because I mixed ampersands in.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 28, 2015 11:52 AM (9krrF)
CNN's Poppy Harlow Passes Out Live On-Air
___________________________________
Hung over much?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2015 11:52 AM (KCQo0)
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Yes. This was all predicted back in late summer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 11:52 AM (RrDm2)
The killers...get radicalized...>>...the mosque.
Do you need me to etch you a sketch? Must I spell it out? Would you be aided by seeing that sentence formatted as a list?
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But...but...religion of peace!!!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 11:52 AM (ry4ab)
TV Weatherman.
Only job where you can be wrong 80% of the time and still keep your job.
(And in Texas, just change the date on the rubber stamp daily for June - August)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 11:53 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 28, 2015 11:52 AM (9krrF)
I'm sitting here appreciating NY Giant Jason Pierre-Paul's plight in a new light. And rhyming. I think it's the adrenaline.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 11:53 AM (xuouz)
CNN's Poppy Harlow Passes Out Live On-Air
Hung over much?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
She's preggers. It's a woman thing, one assumes.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 11:54 AM (kdS6q)
I'm too lazy to look but was there any predictions that this was going
to be a warm wet December? You know from something like the farmers
almanac or people that actually research this stuff? Not the "reading
the bones" global warming nuts.
Joe Bastardi over at weatherbell.com has been saying warm December, damn cold January-February for at least the last few months.
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That is probably going to be it, yeah. Make a mockery of "White Christmas", then hit us like the Witch-King of Angmar in the new year. In a month or so this will be a fond memory.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 11:54 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Deadowlark Lemon at December 28, 2015 11:54 AM (QWiro)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 11:55 AM (TFV0D)
Only job where you can be wrong 80% of the time and still keep your job.
(And in Texas, just change the date on the rubber stamp daily for June - August)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 11:53 AM (TFV0D)
Easiest job in the world, other than being
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 11:55 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 28, 2015 11:55 AM (U6f54)
Only job where you can be wrong 80% of the time and still keep your job.>>>
Well there is also the Congress and IRS...
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 28, 2015 11:56 AM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Deadowlark Lemon at December 28, 2015 11:56 AM (QWiro)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 28, 2015 11:55 AM (U6f54)
Unfortunately for them, they've pissed off the states of Indiana AND Colorado.
They're going to have fat potheads after them in droves. Online. Such a war of words it will be.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 11:56 AM (xuouz)
It's not quite that easy. They have to do the surf report, too.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 11:57 AM (YEelc)
Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at December 28, 2015 11:57 AM (Vz7fy)
Posted by: donna at December 28, 2015 11:57 AM (/dSsq)
I told friends who mocked Texas weather, "Ha! White Christmas @ 75 degrees!", not to.
Next day - F4 tornado.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 11:58 AM (TFV0D)
In La Bohème, silly and inconsequential incidents and dialogues...
are daubed over with splotches of instrumental color without reason
and without effect, except for the creation of a sense of boisterous
excitement and confusion. In his proclamation of passion, Puccini is
more successful as soon as he can become strenuous; but even here the
expression is superficial and depends upon strident phrases pounded out
by hitting each note a blow on the head as it escapes the mouths of
singers or the accompanying instruments. - H.E. Krehbiel (1854-1923)(New
York Tribune, 27 December 1900)
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It goes to show critics knew jack-all about popular preferences in entertainment back then too.
I read a lot of reviews for The Force Awakens recently. Three kinds:
1. I'm 10 years old again, whee!! (Rarest and probably most honest.)
2. Fawning syncophancy that nitpicks details but professes love overall.
3. Strained approval with a defensive undertone, sort of like a statement appeasing a lynch mob.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 11:59 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: donna at December 28, 2015 12:00 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Beth M at December 28, 2015 12:00 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: donna at December 28, 2015 12:01 PM (/dSsq)
I hope You all had a great Christmas! looks like the World is still f**ked though....
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There were still a lot of irate taxpayers in Bethlehem the day after Baby Jesus was born. But somehow things had gotten better just the same.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 12:03 PM (ry4ab)
I remember Disco Duck. And Convoy.
I'm so very, very sorry to hear that. Perhaps some booze would help kill those particular brain cells?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 12:03 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Beth M at December 28, 2015 12:04 PM (kiy9d)
If You are talking about bad songs how about Muskrat Love...
Posted by: donna at December 28, 2015 12:01 PM (/dSsq)
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Ha! Pikers, you are...
Tom-Tom Club - Genius of Love.
Terrible, and catchy as hell
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 28, 2015 12:04 PM (Wu2k4)
Sources in the Trump camp say they will soon launch a major ad blitz that could cost at least $2 million a week, and possibly several times that.
The initial wave of ads will focus on Trumps vision and his stance on key issues. But that could change if any GOP rivals target him with negative commercials. If you attack Trump, he will attack you 10 times as hard, an adviser says. We will not allow any attack to go unanswered.
Some pundits have expressed skepticism that Trump really wants to dig deeply into his personal fortune, but these sources insist he is ready to do just that -- perhaps as much as $100 million for advertising overall. Our Super PAC, says the adviser, is Donald Trumps bank account.
FoxNews
I slam the door -- boom!
When I come into the bedroom -- wham bam!
Cause I'm the king of the castle -- na na na
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 12:04 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Beth M at December 28, 2015 12:04 PM (kiy9d)
If You are talking about bad songs how about Muskrat Love...
Posted by: donna at December 28, 2015 12:01 PM (/dSsq)
_______________________________
Hey,, what did I ever do to you?
Posted by: Rick Dees at December 28, 2015 12:04 PM (HSmrB)
That is probably going to be it, yeah. Make a mockery of "White
Christmas", then hit us like the Witch-King of Angmar in the new year.
In a month or so this will be a fond memory.
I told friends who mocked Texas weather, "Ha! White Christmas @ 75 degrees!", not to.
Next day - F4 tornado.
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Yeah, scary stuff, that. St. Louis turned into a winter holiday canoe trip too by some accounts. Here by the banks of great Miami it has rained 4 days straight.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 12:04 PM (ry4ab)
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Yes. By way of contrast, someone who was *very* much in touch with populist opinion said:
"Men die and governments change, but the songs of La Bohème will live forever. " - Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:05 PM (RrDm2)
I remember Disco Duck. And Convoy.
If You are talking about bad songs how about Muskrat Love...
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There are too many bad Seventies songs to list in one thread.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 12:06 PM (ry4ab)
https://www.rinkya.com/en/auction-l326597964?dollar=part
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:06 PM (wOdHk)
I read a lot of reviews for The Force Awakens recently. Three kinds:
1. I'm 10 years old again, whee!! (Rarest and probably most honest.)
2. Fawning syncophancy that nitpicks details but professes love overall.
3. Strained approval with a defensive undertone, sort of like a statement appeasing a lynch mob.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 11:59 AM (ry4ab)
I've decided the medium itself, the 90 minute to 2 hour self-contained story, doesn't really appeal to me anymore. I find myself, even when I like a movie, looking at the clock so I will have some idea when this thing will be wrapped up.
It might have something to do with modern movie making, with all its wizbang special effects, but it's more than that. I know it's mostly me, and I'm fine with that.
This Star Wars hoopla appeals to me, not even just a little.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 12:06 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 12:06 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 28, 2015 12:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Beth M
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'Lawyers in Love'
Posted by: Jackson Browne at December 28, 2015 12:07 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 12:07 PM (YEelc)
Sorry, Keira Knightley. You have been replaced in my fantasy league.
Lindy Booth.
That is all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 12:08 PM (LUgeY)
Arizona tomorrow if I want to be there New Year's eve.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 12:08 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:08 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 28, 2015 12:09 PM (Nwg0u)
Usually when the painting is blurrier with my glasses on than off it's impressionism.
Not bad though.
*I looked the artist up. I wish the French would stop with the female names for guys. and since when is Danish French a nationality?*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at December 28, 2015 12:09 PM (Xo1Rt)
Woke up to all that saturation of rain frozen on top, with a light layer of snow on top. Went back to bed. Woke up to more snow, but still not a lot.
Just looks dangerous. May have to stay home today, despite so many post-Christmas Monday chores to do.
And I missed the first two threads of the day. Probably just had no good news anyway.
Carry on.
Posted by: mindful webworker - under ice at December 28, 2015 12:09 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:09 PM (wOdHk)
You can ring my bell,el,el, ring my bell.
Posted by: Anita Ward at December 28, 2015 12:10 PM (HSmrB)
He can now spend more time with his family and his ballet shoes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at December 28, 2015 12:10 PM (Xo1Rt)
Any song by Nancy Sinatra.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:08 PM (RrDm2)
Hammer, you have lost your mind. BUT those hot go go boots were nice.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 12:10 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 12:06 PM (Dj0WE)
I know what you mean. TV shows confound me. Who has time for it? Who's interested?
But I also know that it's me and my minute attention span that makes me feel that way. I can happily spend 4 hours doing something that takes 2-5 minutes over and over again, but.
Wait. Not like that.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 12:11 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2015 12:11 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 12:11 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Janis Ian at December 28, 2015 12:12 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: donna at December 28, 2015 12:12 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:09 PM (wOdHk)
Well, going from where there is snow, and 15° F temps to where there is none, and shirt-sleeve weather does hold some attractions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 12:12 PM (UsLZp)
Zac Efron's Mom Gave Him a Box of Edible D1cks for Christmas: PHOTO
https://www.instagram.com/zacefron/
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 12:12 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 12:12 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at December 28, 2015 12:12 PM (Xo1Rt)
BULLSHIT!
Yes, you can now buy bulletin on Amazon.
http://tinyurl.com/grfgdom
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Yes people, you can actually, literally, buy shit on Amazon.
"And I think to myself/what a wonderful world."
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 12:13 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: donna at December 28, 2015 12:00 PM (/dSsq)
Well, you see, it's simple. If El Nino comes, it will rain. If it doesn't, it won't.
That's my prediction, and it's 100% reliable. It'll either rain, or not.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:13 PM (oKE6c)
That is all.
__________________________
She is a ginger, which is huge in my book.
But can she handle a staff, claymoor or light sabre?
In any event, well played, sir.
Well played.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2015 12:14 PM (KCQo0)
I wonder if they were Asian or possibly Hispanic?
Posted by: jwest at December 28, 2015 12:14 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:14 PM (8ZskC)
That's my prediction, and it's 100% reliable. It'll either rain, or not.
It's better than the forecasters.....
Posted by: donna at December 28, 2015 12:14 PM (/dSsq)
none, and shirt-sleeve weather does hold some attractions.
I'll have you know it hasn't been that great here, mister. I've seen people actually wearing long-sleeved shirts lately because it's been so cold.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 12:14 PM (YEelc)
"Men die and governments change, but the songs of La Bohème will
live forever. " -
Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:05 PM (RrDm2)
Of course, Edison was deaf, so there's that.
It's kind of like Stevie Wonder agreeing with liberals that Mooch is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:14 PM (oKE6c)
Tonight's forecast is dark. Widely scattered darkness early, then turning to complete darkness later on.
Posted by: The Hippy Dippy Weatherman at December 28, 2015 12:14 PM (LUgeY)
That's my prediction, and it's 100% reliable. It'll either rain, or not.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:13 PM (oKE6c)
Hmmm, I think I feel a play coming on...
Posted by: zombie Samuel Beckett at December 28, 2015 12:15 PM (UsLZp)
http://www.anime-expo.org/first-guest-announcement-for-ax-2016/
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:15 PM (wOdHk)
mister. I've seen people actually wearing long-sleeved shirts lately
because it's been so cold.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 12:14 PM (YEelc)
I had to change out of shorts the other day. Whassup with that?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:15 PM (oKE6c)
I thought we shot down his plane in WWII.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:16 PM (8ZskC)
I remember Disco Duck. And Convoy.
If You are talking about bad songs how about Muskrat Love...
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I have SiriusXM in my car and this weekend, on the 70s station, I heard "The Streak" for the first time in I don't know how long. Mr. Black knew waaay too many of the lyrics. It was...worrisome.
Speaking of the 70s, does anyone remember when The Lord's Prayer was a radio hit by a couple of nuns(?), I think? I can still hear the tune it was set to. Let's just say, I doubt it would ever get air play today.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 28, 2015 12:16 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: zombie Samuel Beckett at December 28, 2015 12:15 PM (UsLZp)
Call someone if it lasts more than four hours.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:16 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Beth M at December 28, 2015 12:16 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 12:14 PM (YEelc)
I will just have to tough it out, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 12:16 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: bour3 at December 28, 2015 12:16 PM (5x3+2)
Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 12:16 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Dr. Hook at December 28, 2015 12:17 PM (HSmrB)
Lord's Prayer was a radio hit by a couple of nuns(?), I think? I can
still hear the tune it was set to. Let's just say, I doubt it would ever
get air play today.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 28, 2015 12:16 PM (pVkEV)
That wasn't the ear worm with the refrain "Dominique ... ique ... ique" was it?
God how I hated that song.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:17 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 12:06 PM (ry4ab)
Remember all the melodramatic ones? "Indiana Wants Me" "Run, Joey, Run" "Joey Don't Be a Hero." Misunderstood Bad Boy comes to Tragic End.
There was one song, I can't recall the name of it, that consisted of a father and son fighting over the son's hair, lack of a job, etc. The hippie son O.D's and the father gets the phone call at the end of the song. Of course, its' all his fault his kid is dead because dad didn't understand him. I think the refrain was something like "Things get a little easier once you understand."
Made me cry when I was about 13 and felt so misunderstood myself. It was a terrible piece of dreck.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 12:17 PM (u0lmX)
I kid you not, the Inmates are running the asylum and the doctors were nuts before this so . .
the Perfect Shit Storm in New York governance; Mafia backed cretin in the Governorship and a stupid commie as Mayor of NYC.
Leave people. leave now before they close the gates.
They'll bug you for money for years after but at least you'll be FREE.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at December 28, 2015 12:17 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Beth M at December 28, 2015 12:18 PM (kiy9d)
Eat Um up Yum....
Posted by: donna at December 28, 2015 12:18 PM (/dSsq)
But I also know that it's me and my minute attention span that makes me feel that way. I can happily spend 4 hours doing something that takes 2-5 minutes over and over again, but.
Wait. Not like that.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 12:11 PM (xuouz)
I actually prefer tv shows these days, because the story unfolds more slowly. Somehow it feels more natural to me.
If it's done right, that is. There aren't that many that are.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 12:18 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 28, 2015 12:19 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Beth M at December 28, 2015 12:19 PM (kiy9d)
--
There are few things funner than witnessing lefty cannibalism.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 28, 2015 12:19 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:19 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: donna at December 28, 2015 12:20 PM (/dSsq)
If Hillary thinks she can unleash her husband with is terrible record of women abuse while playing the women's card on me, she's wrong.
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This should be interesting...
NOw you've done it, now you've really done it. We're DOOMED
Posted by: GOPe political pros, crapping their diapers at December 28, 2015 12:20 PM (yvwr7)
Dominique (by Debbie Reynolds in Englais)
Not the original.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkq0Ncf32cs
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 12:20 PM (LUgeY)
You can ignore them for free.
Or, "rent's due by Friday ".
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 12:20 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: MAx at December 28, 2015 12:20 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 12:20 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 28, 2015 12:20 PM (hk5Mp)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 12:21 PM (kZVsz)
George Thorogood "Get a Haircut and get a real job", fun, funny, happy ending.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 12:21 PM (QjabV)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 28, 2015 12:21 PM (hk5Mp)
God how I hated that song.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:17 PM (oKE6c)
I just Binged it - it WAS that poxy song.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:21 PM (oKE6c)
God how I hated that song.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:17 PM (oKE6c)
That one wasn't 70's, it was early-mid '60's. And yeah, it probably drove some people to Satan worship.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 12:22 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 12:22 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Nip
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Could be worse, I could have lost an ear.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:22 PM (RrDm2)
"Men die and governments change, but the songs of La Bohme will
live forever. " -
Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:05 PM (RrDm2)
Of course, Edison was deaf, so there's that.
It's kind of like Stevie Wonder agreeing with liberals that Mooch is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:14 PM (oKE6c)
And that prediction... well, not much better than our weathermen. I couldn't tell you what La Bohemie is to save my life.
Twenty years from now, do you believe ANY form of classical music is going to have a wide enough audience to justify city funded orchestras and opera companies?
I don't see this current generation giving a flying fig.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 12:23 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 12:23 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Donna
"I Learned the Truth at Seventeen." They had to stop playing it on the radio because of all the listener suicides.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:23 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 28, 2015 12:19 PM (pVkEV)
Cannibalism? Cannibalism??
Denounce yourself immediately!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:23 PM (oKE6c)
No, the one I'm thinking of wasn't a Thorogood song.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 12:23 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:21 PM (oKE6c)
The original version was by some Belgian nun, who recorded as, get this, "The Singing Nun."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 12:23 PM (UsLZp)
Wanna call you on the telephone, baby, give you a ring
But each time we talk, I get the same old thing
Always, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding ring"
My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"
Ooh, baby, baby, baby, why you gonna treat me this way?
You know I'm still your loverboy, I still feel the same way
That's when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow
And said, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding vow"
My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"
You see, I wanted her real bad and I was about to give in
That's when she started talking about true love, started talking about sin
I said, "Honey, I'll live with you for the rest of my life"
She said, "No huggee, no kissee until you make me a wife"
My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at December 28, 2015 12:24 PM (Xo1Rt)
251 238 That would be "Billy Don't Be a Hero"
Posted by: MAx at December 28, 2015 12:20 PM (LAliD)
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I thought that was about a guy going to Vietnam.
Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 12:24 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Bruce at December 28, 2015 12:24 PM (8ikIW)
She told me about how Hillary! talked all about how much her husband had done for women. And the SiL saw absolutely no irony in that.
There is some serious problems with contradictory/inconsistent views amongst the left. Much like the whole "women deserve the right to be believed" while at the same time saying they believe in innocent until proven guilty.
But, we live in stupid and unserious times.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 12:24 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 12:06 PM (ry4ab)
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"Sky rockets in flight.
A-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a.... Afternoon delight."
*drops mic*
*walks off stage*
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 12:24 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Beth M at December 28, 2015 12:25 PM (kiy9d)
I love Muskrat Love. Being a kid in the 70s was great!
Posted by: Beth M at December 28, 2015 12:04 PM
+++++++
Fershur.
How many broken lamps, bloody noses and bruises were suffered as a result of kids listening, physically, to 'Kung Fu Fighting'? Lots, I would bet.
Posted by: oddnot not liking these times at December 28, 2015 12:25 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 28, 2015 12:25 PM (BshFB)
Posted by: donna at December 28, 2015 12:25 PM (/dSsq)
aka, gene pool Clorox!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 12:25 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 12:22 PM (u0lmX)
Yep. Per Wiki, the Singing Nun later killed herself (after becoming a lesbian). Still, small recompense for that inflicting that song on us.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:25 PM (oKE6c)
Georgia Satellites. That was actually a pretty good song.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:25 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:25 PM (8ZskC)
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.... and not in the 70s
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 12:26 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 12:23 PM (UsLZp)
What a self-centered prima donna she had to be. ALL nuns were singing nuns, whether they could or not. It was in the job description.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 12:26 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: BignJames at December 28, 2015 12:26 PM (HtUkt)
That said, Pissarro was up for anything. He would try any method or style or medium if he thought beautymight result.
Posted by: Lyric Page from 'Rug Munchers: The Musical at December 28, 2015 12:26 PM (UWlp+)
Then, in the 60's there was 'Honey', by Bobby Goldsboro.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:26 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: the patriarchy at December 28, 2015 12:26 PM (78awC)
Oh yes. The Streak. And then came Dr. Demento I discovered in middle school. Fish Heads!
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Doctor Demento is more about the silly, not the bad. For bad Seventies music there are the Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton wanna-bes, the Bay City Rollers, the disco tune of the week, the H.P. Lovecraft, that sort of thing.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 12:26 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: troyriser at December 28, 2015 12:26 PM (UWlp+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 12:27 PM (YEelc)
I love Muskrat Love. Being a kid in the 70s was great!
Posted by: Beth M at December 28, 2015 12:04 PM
+++++++
Fershur.
How
many broken lamps, bloody noses and bruises were suffered as a result
of kids listening, physically, to 'Kung Fu Fighting'? Lots, I would bet.
--
We were the Clackers generation. We could withstand anything.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 28, 2015 12:27 PM (pVkEV)
http://tinyurl.com/ppl572g
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 12:27 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 28, 2015 12:27 PM (Jj/2n)
Denounce yourself immediately!
I thought you'd never ax.
Timothy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGNdvKvbxYQ
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 12:27 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 12:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 12:23 PM (u0lmX)
I talked to some guys who had a rockabilly band here in Alberta. They got to open for George Thorogood when he was on tour. And they said he was a very classy guy who gave them a great deal of support and encouragement, in great contrast to some touring superstars who come off as jerks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 12:28 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 12:06 PM (ry4ab)
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"Sky rockets in flight.
A-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a.... Afternoon delight."
*drops mic*
*walks off stage*
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!
-Bay City Rollers
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 12:28 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 12:28 PM (kTF2Z)
I don't see this current generation giving a flying fig.
Their own generation's music is disposable, just like everything else. 100+ year old music? Fuhgeddaboutit.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 28, 2015 12:28 PM (9krrF)
Oh, Ruby
Don't take your love to town
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 12:22 PM (kdS6q)
But Ruby struck me as a song about a genuinely tragic situation - a paralyzed Vietnam vet who pleads with his wife/girlfriend not to leave him because she's the only thing he has left. That song was, IMO, very very well done (and the only popular song I can think of which expressed sympathy for Vietnam vets) and miles above crap like "Run, Joey, Run."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 12:28 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 12:28 PM (kZVsz)
All Sharptoon says racist Rahm Emmanuel has got to go.
--
There are few things funner than witnessing lefty cannibalism.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 28, 2015 12:19 PM (pVkEV)
Al is just an anti Semite, always has been. I give you this.
http://tinyurl.com/bo9cok6
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 12:28 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:28 PM (RrDm2)
"Last Kiss." Pearl Jam covered it in '99.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:29 PM (8ZskC)
The 50's spawned a lot of tear-jerkers, 'Teen Angel' must certainly be the winner of that era.
Then, in the 60's there was 'Honey', by Bobby Goldsboro.
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Seventies pop absolutely full of downer tear-jerker songs. Bread made an entire career of them. And one fangirling song about Eric Clapton.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 12:29 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 28, 2015 12:27 PM (Jj/2n)
***
Damned fine tune. Very workman-like in composition and execution, and doesnt pretend to be anything it's not.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 28, 2015 12:29 PM (Wu2k4)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 12:06 PM (ry4ab)
A friend of mine was bitching about the quality of current music, saying it was much better back then.
I told him he'd forgotten about all the shit that was generated then, and now, mercifully but deservedly, is forgotten.
My candidate for the very worst: "Yummy Yummy Yummy I got love in my tummy" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozqfOzqMvlQ
I almost swerved off the road a couple times lungeing for the radio to change stations when that came on.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:29 PM (oKE6c)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nvxoo8n
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:29 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:29 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 12:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at December 28, 2015 12:30 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:30 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 12:30 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 12:30 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 12:30 PM (TFV0D)
A-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a.... Afternoon delight."
*drops mic*
*walks off stage*
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 12:24 PM (8XRCm)
Somewhat rescued by Michael Bluth and his niece Maebe singing it as a duet.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 12:31 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 12:30 PM (kZVsz)
-----
So hold on loosely....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 12:31 PM (8XRCm)
Oh where oh where, can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me.
She's gone to heaven, so I've got to be good.
So I can see my baby when i leave this world.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 12:31 PM (iQIUe)
I'm going to give you the chance to skip the rest of this comment to miss the song title
I'm telling you move along so this musical nightmare doesn't get stuck in your head
I'm not joking-move on
i know you sadists will hang around to see the name
You may even think that's not so bad and then it will sink in your skull and worm it's way down
Last chance
We Built This City on Rock and Roll
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 28, 2015 12:31 PM (BshFB)
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/
uploads/2011/04/oh-shit-moment-2-640x424.jpg
Lucy on left may be little guys mother or grandmother.
Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2015 12:31 PM (DL2i+)
My in-law's traveling music was a "young love" oldies compilation that got dubbed the "everybody dies" music by John and his brothers. So the in-laws added a cassette of polka music to the mix. That may explained n a lot about my surviving b-i-l.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 28, 2015 12:32 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 12:32 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 12:32 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:32 PM (RrDm2)
I don't see this current generation giving a flying fig.
**********************
The shutdown is already beginning. Prager talks about this every now and then. Opera companies, symphonies, etc. are struggling mightily as their donors die off.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 28, 2015 12:32 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Beth M at December 28, 2015 12:32 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:32 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 28, 2015 12:31 PM (BshFB)
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Hey.... keep your 80s crap outta my 70s earworm.
And git offa my lawn.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 12:33 PM (8XRCm)
A great song......The Band was one of the best acts OF ALL TIME1
Posted by: BignJames at December 28, 2015 12:33 PM (HtUkt)
My candidate for the very worst: "Yummy Yummy Yummy I got love in my tummy"
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Bubblegum music was a kid thing. Although present day adults may get a nostalgia rush when hearing it again, it was never really aimed at grown-ups.
Different criteria apply.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 12:33 PM (kdS6q)
Too bad that tie-dyed T-shirts weren't the stuff of empires.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:33 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 12:34 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Keith Richards at December 28, 2015 12:34 PM (Jj/2n)
My candidate for the very worst: "Yummy Yummy Yummy I got love in my tummy" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozqfOzqMvlQ
I almost swerved off the road a couple times lungeing for the radio to change stations when that came on.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:29 PM (oKE6c)
Dizzy, I'm so dizzy, my head is spinnin'
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 12:34 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 12:34 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 12:34 PM (TFV0D)
--
As Tom Berenger said in The Big Chill, "f*ck 'em if they can't take a joke." (in response to making a lot of "bread")
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 28, 2015 12:34 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:34 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 28, 2015 12:34 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:34 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Yo! at December 28, 2015 12:35 PM (GwIKd)
The night they drove old Dixie down.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 12:28 PM (kTF2Z)
Both good pop songs. And the latter actually lays some history on you. With fine musicianship from The Band.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 12:35 PM (UsLZp)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nvxoo8n
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:29 PM (wOdHk)
I'm betting there are a lot of old collaborators taking off as fast as their walkers and wheelchairs can carry them. Playwright Samuel Beckett, himself active in the Resistance, was disgusted with the number of 'patriots' who came out at the end of the war declaring themselves veterans of the Resistance, many of whom he personally knew had been neutral at best. Said he hated them more than he had hated the Germans.
Posted by: troyriser at December 28, 2015 12:35 PM (UWlp+)
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I Think there is a great pantheon of bad songs. Take your choice.
I like irony. Barry Manilow has a big hit with 'I Write the Songs'... which he didn't write.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:35 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 12:35 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 12:35 PM (LUgeY)
Hey .... no goddamned 80s earworms or else.....
Im walkin on sunshine....
yeah yeah
Im walkin on sunshine....
yeah yeah
Im walkin on sunshine....
yeah yeah
.... and dont it feel GOOD!!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 12:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 28, 2015 12:32 PM (vgIRn)
I can believe it. Cities and counties are going to be dealing with this question: fund the symphony or build a dog walking park? Renovate the library, with paper books and stuff, or create internet cafes.
I don't see the old "arts and culture" stuff surviving.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 12:36 PM (Dj0WE)
Lookit that caveman go!
He sho is hip ain't he?
Like, what's happenin'?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 28, 2015 12:36 PM (RwwCT)
amazing. She even talked openly about being a Christian. It was cool
seeing the audience sing along.
--
Jolene. My favorite Dolly song.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 28, 2015 12:36 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 12:36 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 12:36 PM (jJRIy)
Daddy Dewdrop. Chick a Boom - 1971.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
A classic, especially when animated for the Grovie Ghoulies cartoon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUVrA1l4ptc
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 12:37 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:37 PM (8ZskC)
"Then, in the 60's there was 'Honey', by Bobby Goldsboro. "
Bobby Goldsboro has to win the '60's crapfest.
"One morning when I was not at home and she was there all alone - the angels came...."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 12:37 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:38 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Melanie at December 28, 2015 12:38 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
How's the Azy-Goose?
Posted by: Aviator at December 28, 2015 12:38 PM (c7vUv)
I did not know that.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 12:38 PM (kZVsz)
Peace, Love, and Bobby Sherman man....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 12:38 PM (8XRCm)
Fucking angels.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:38 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Irony at December 28, 2015 12:39 PM (E7zwb)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 12:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:39 PM (wOdHk)
As sung by a cattle drover.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 12:39 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Mr. Donald Trump at December 28, 2015 12:40 PM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 12:40 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Irony at December 28, 2015 12:40 PM (E7zwb)
*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:34 PM (wOdHk)
Sure, it's fun. But it was a "novelty song" from the get-go, and never purported to be anything else. I sort of thought we were talking about straight-ahead pop tunes that were cloying or annoying.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 12:40 PM (UsLZp)
IIRC, my copy of the Woodstock movie shows Crosby, Stills and Nash on the Dick Cavett show fresh from that gig railing about big business.
Somewhat ironic since they were employed by a rather large-ish record company.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 12:41 PM (LUgeY)
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the signs"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 12:41 PM (NeFrd)
Movies and TV shows are the only things keeping orchestral music relevant at this point.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 12:41 PM (kZVsz)
yeah yeah
Im walkin on sunshine....
yeah yeah
Im walkin on sunshine....
yeah yeah
.... and dont it feel GOOD!!
Posted by: fixerupper
-----------------
Recently re-invigorated by 'Guardians of the Galaxy'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:42 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Irony at December 28, 2015 12:42 PM (E7zwb)
Posted by: Terry Jacks at December 28, 2015 12:42 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:42 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Camille Paglia at December 28, 2015 12:42 PM (B3EeS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:38 PM (wOdHk)
And then they bus school kids in by the... eh, busload, in a feeble attempt to spark some interest. I'm guessing they have to confiscate phones, or the little darlings will be texting and/or have ear buds in throughout.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 12:43 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:43 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:43 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Aviator
****
I knew I was forgetting one of them.
But hey, it's been a long time since med school.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 12:43 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 12:43 PM (kTF2Z)
No problemo!
Huntington and Malibu
They're shooting the pier
At Rincon they're walkin' the nose
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 28, 2015 12:44 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:38 PM (wOdHk)
If they're playing '2001: A Space Odyssey', they're playing classical. The juxtaposition of classical music and space imagery was intentional on Kubrick's part. He thought nothing else could evoke the sheer awesomeness and grandeur of limitless space and time.
Posted by: troyriser at December 28, 2015 12:44 PM (UWlp+)
Learned this weekend that Dr. Ruth was a member of the Jewish resistance and a trained sniper.
I did not know that.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 28, 2015 12:38 PM (kZVsz)
Sat next to her on a flight about twenty years ago. Wonderful lady AND SHORT.
I'll bet she is barely four feet.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 12:44 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at December 28, 2015 12:44 PM (8ZskC)
I sort of thought we were talking about straight-ahead pop tunes that were cloying or annoying.
Brown Eyed Girl. An absolute annoying pain in the ass song.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2015 12:44 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: troyriser at December 28, 2015 12:35 PM (UWlp+)
That sack of shit, Jean-Paul Sartre, had his plays produced in Paris throughout the war. After the war, he not only pretended he had been in the Resistance, he denounced others as collaborators.
Camus had actually been in the Resistance, but Camus never inflated his own role.
After Rousseau, I can't think of another French intellectual who was a bigger phony and did more harm than Sartre.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 12:45 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 12:45 PM (kTF2Z)
It might have been by Falco as well (the video was hilarious), Mozart War Ein Punker. Amazing what one remembers from high school German.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 28, 2015 12:46 PM (GDulk)
The night Chicago died.
The night they drove old Dixie down.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 12:28 PM (kTF2Z)
The night the lights went out in Georgia.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2015 12:46 PM (X6fMO)
What a good wife you would be,
But my life, my love, my lady is a dude seaman who I have sex with because I'm gay...
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doooooo!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 12:46 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 28, 2015 12:46 PM (yavIa)
Playwright Samuel Beckett, himself active in the Resistance, was
disgusted with the number of 'patriots' who came out at the end of the
war declaring themselves veterans of the Resistance, many of whom he
personally knew had been neutral at best. Said he hated them more than
he had hated the Germans.
Posted by: troyriser at December 28, 2015 12:35 PM (UWlp+)
Well, no one ever had to worry about me being in the "Resistance".
Posted by: Geroge Soros, Nazi colborator at December 28, 2015 12:46 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Meadowlark Lemon at December 28, 2015 12:46 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: David Brock's Barber at December 28, 2015 12:47 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 12:47 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Beth M at December 28, 2015 12:47 PM (kiy9d)
yeah yeah
Im walkin on sunshine....
yeah yeah
Im walkin on sunshine....
yeah yeah
.... and dont it feel GOOD!!
Posted by: fixerupper
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Recently re-invigorated by 'Guardians of the Galaxy'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:42 PM (RrDm2)
But GotG actually pulled it off. Lol
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 12:47 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Clint Holmes at December 28, 2015 12:48 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2015 12:44 PM (X6fMO)
I always figured Van Morrison's voice was invented by a sadistic dentist who thought tooth extractions without anesthesia were not painful enough.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 12:48 PM (Dj0WE)
Being an admitted collaborator with the Nazis didn't seem to much impair the social standing or professional prospects of George Soros.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 12:48 PM (noWW6)
Never took Philosophy so hadn't realized all those French "thinkers" were so modern.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 28, 2015 12:48 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 12:49 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Irony at December 28, 2015 12:50 PM (E7zwb)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 12:50 PM (jJRIy)
Mary Hill, you tramp!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 12:50 PM (u0lmX)
Change the lyrics to "Brown Eye Girl", and it's all about teh buttsechs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 12:50 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 12:49 PM (ptqRm)
We've broken into song.
Bad song.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 12:51 PM (Dj0WE)
Horde author Chrisropher Taylor name-checks Soros in his book Life Unworthy. I thought it was clever how he had a character drop the name in passing.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 28, 2015 12:51 PM (GDulk)
401
I leave to go to the range, and what have you Morons done with the thread?
See what happens when you duck out?
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 28, 2015 12:51 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 12:51 PM (noWW6)
Which one of you recommended running a CZ-75 extractor spring in a Star Model B?
75 rounds using fully loaded mags with brass case 115 gr FBJ, and not a single issue.
None
Zip
Zilch
Nadia
Like a new gun.
Thanks
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 12:51 PM (ptqRm)
the social standing or professional prospects of George Soros.
--
This is where firey pits of eternal hell come into play.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 28, 2015 12:51 PM (pVkEV)
"One morning when I was not at home and she was there all alone - the angels came...."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 12:37 PM (u0lmX)
Coulda been hitmen. Looking for Bobby.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:52 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 28, 2015 12:34 PM (9krrF)
***
That snow-frog's dirge for an ore-freighter - gets stuck in my head all the time.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 28, 2015 12:52 PM (Wu2k4)
But hey, it's been a long time since med school.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
Also IIRC the Hemiazy-Goose and the Accessory Hemiazy-Goose.
Five Birds of The Chest.
Posted by: Aviator at December 28, 2015 12:52 PM (c7vUv)
I see that and raise you: Ode to Billy Joe.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 12:52 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 12:50 PM (YEelc)
The story goes he wanted to name it "Brown Skinned Girl," but the record company wouldn't allow it. Because raaaayciss or something.
Really, just try to substitute the one for the other... I'll wait.
It don't fit.
Idiot. I think he's trying to pat himself on the back, after the fact.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 12:52 PM (Dj0WE)
https://youtu.be/Ha6iydrIxSc
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:53 PM (wOdHk)
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2015 12:53 PM (Sf7oH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 12:53 PM (ptqRm)
I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm glad I'm glad I'm glad.
Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 12:53 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 12:53 PM (kTF2Z)
Hugo Boss.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 12:54 PM (TFV0D)
Yeah its a bit obscure but I couldn't resist. Difficult to believe he could possibly be supported or even associated with. He's totally unapologetic about it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 28, 2015 12:54 PM (39g3+)
http://tinyurl.com/z9dm87o
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 12:50 PM (jJRIy)
Cool little tune, Nip. The Clovers were a fine band.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 12:54 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:29 PM (8ZskC)
Is that the 'look out lookout lookout lookout' song?
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 12:54 PM (lIU4e)
Bye, bye miss America pie, drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry....
(you're all welcome)
Posted by: Don McLean at December 28, 2015 12:55 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Hillarrhoids at December 28, 2015 12:55 PM (HgMAr)
disgusted with the number of 'patriots' who came out at the end of the
war declaring themselves veterans of the Resistance, many of whom he
personally knew had been neutral at best. Said he hated them more than
he had hated the Germans.
Fun fact: the Resistance was essentially the French Communist Party, who after Barbarossa were ordered by the Comintern (i.e., Stalin) to resist the Nazis. They were used to operating underground, in a cell-type structure.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:55 PM (oKE6c)
----
We'd love to change the world
But we dont know what to do.
We'd love to change the world.
So we'll leave it up to yoooou.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 12:55 PM (8XRCm)
came the lingual nerve
Around the hyoglossus
"Well I'll be fucked, said Wharton's duct,
the sucker's double crossed us!"
Posted by: Meadowlark Lemon at December 28, 2015 12:56 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 12:56 PM (FkBIv)
I see that and raise you: Ode to Billy Joe.
See that and call with One Tin Soldier.
(Billy Jack soundtrack)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 12:56 PM (TFV0D)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DguvASLTmTI
Posted by: Dang at December 28, 2015 12:56 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 12:56 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 12:53 PM (kTF2Z)
Suppose it beats 70s butt worms and teh earsecks.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2015 12:56 PM (vgIRn)
Democratic Sen. Chris Coons (Del.) is proposing a temporary surtax to pay for the war agains the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria. In an op-ed Sunday in the Philadelphia Inquirer, Coons criticized Congress for not paying for the war.
"One way to offset rising costs while allowing all Americans to contribute is a temporary war surtax that includes an exemption for our troops and their families," Coons wrote.
Remember the Maine and defeat the Dons!
Posted by: The Federal Telephone Excise Tax - 116 Years and Still Going Strong*
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_telephone_excise_tax
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 12:56 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 12:56 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 28, 2015 12:54 PM (39g3+)
In an interview Soros frankly admitted to having engineered five coups. Six, if you count Obama's election.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:56 PM (oKE6c)
Which will cause someone to mention poop, which brings up the "painting" of the Madonna done in elephant dung, and the thread will have come full circle.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 12:57 PM (YEelc)
But we dont know what to do.
We'd love to change the world.
So we'll leave it up to yoooou.
I'd like to buy the world a coke,
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 12:57 PM (TFV0D)
Hugo Boss.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 12:54 PM (TFV0D)
And Maurice Chevalier (who later also performed for Commies, so the annoying shit covered all bases).
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 12:57 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 12:45 PM (u0lmX)
Worst French philosopher? Michel Foucault comes to mind. As an example, there is strong evidenceFoucault, then living as an expatriate in San Francisco, continued to frequent thebath house scene after finding out he was HIV positive (this was in the late Seventies, early Eighties). Foucault had sex with all of these men without telling them he was positive. He knowingly infected dozens, maybe more, because--according to a colleague of his at the time--Foucaultloved the idea of sex and death mixed together in a kind of frisson. Or whatever the hell.
Some callFoucault a great philosopher. Others, like me, call him a rat bastard serial killer who got off on murder.
Posted by: troyriser at December 28, 2015 12:57 PM (UWlp+)
I'd like to buy the world a coke and keep it company.
About a week from now you'll be humming that jingle and wonder why. You're welcome.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 12:57 PM (kTF2Z)
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_telephone_excise_tax
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 12:56 PM (kdS6q)
IIRC, the SF Bay Bridge had a toll imposed "just until the loans for the bridge are paid off."
That was in the mid-30s. The loans were paid off several generations ago. The toll, however, remains.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:58 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 12:58 PM (AC18V)
Oh my wife has gone and left me
I don't know what I'll do
Followed by 2 minutes of laughing
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2015 12:59 PM (Sf7oH)
Will the monies from this tax go ONLY to the defense department? I didn't think so.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 12:59 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: zombie Paul Anka at December 28, 2015 12:59 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 01:00 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 01:00 PM (kTF2Z)
See the breaking glass
In the underpass
See the breaking glass
In the underpass
Warm leatherette
Posted by: The Normal at December 28, 2015 01:00 PM (rwI+c)
Avoid that whole part of Disneyland, if possible. Enter only at the peril of your sanity.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:00 PM (oKE6c)
I though tthis was going to 'back door santa' which is the most WTF song I discovered this year.
But holy shit.
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 01:00 PM (lIU4e)
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_telephone_excise_tax
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 12:56 PM (kdS6q)
IIRC, the SF Bay Bridge had a toll imposed "just until the loans for the bridge are paid off."
That was in the mid-30s. The loans were paid off several generations ago. The toll, however, remains.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:58 PM (oKE6c)
Nothing was ever so permanent as a temporary tax, as they say.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at December 28, 2015 01:00 PM (TZYqp)
Fly like an eagle....
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 01:00 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2015 01:00 PM (dwms3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 01:01 PM (wOdHk)
The less stoned, and more sober one is, the less that any Steve Miller song makes sense.
I listen to Jetliner now, and go De Fuqua?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 01:01 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 01:01 PM (LUgeY)
Hear the crushing steel
Feel the steering wheel
Hear the crushing steel
Feel the steering wheel
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Posted by: The Normal at December 28, 2015 01:01 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Don Crystal Gale Lemon at December 28, 2015 01:01 PM (HgMAr)
there is strong evidenceFoucault, then living as an expatriate in San
Francisco, continued to frequent thebath house scene after finding out
he was HIV positive (this was in the late Seventies, early Eighties).
Foucault had sex with all of these men without telling them he was
positive. He knowingly infected dozens, maybe more, because--according
to a colleague of his at the time--Foucault loved the idea of sex and
death mixed together in a kind of frisson. Or whatever the hell.
But ... but ... it's just another lifestyle! As healthy and worthy as any other, and should be encouraged!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:02 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2015 01:00 PM (dwms3)
----
hey.... dont make fun of Chas.
Oh.... you meant the song. Nvm.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 01:02 PM (8XRCm)
Warm leatherette
Melts on your burning flesh
You can see your reflection
In the luminescent dash
Warm leatherette
Posted by: The Normal at December 28, 2015 01:02 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I'll take the assist. You had more of the words.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 01:02 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2015 01:00 PM (dwms3)
Leave Obama out of this.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:02 PM (oKE6c)
The ultimate ear worm: "It's A Small World After All."
Avoid that whole part of Disneyland, if possible. Enter only at the peril of your sanity.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:00 PM (oKE6c)
That display was actually Pepsi's 1964 NY World's Fair exhibit.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 01:02 PM (jJRIy)
A tear of petrol
Is in your eye
The hand brake
Penetrates your thigh
Quick - Let's make love
Before you die
On warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Join the car crash set
Posted by: The Normal at December 28, 2015 01:03 PM (rwI+c)
Thanks for reminding me of that POS. Yeah, the frogs have produced some real aholes, from the Marquis de Sade and Rousseau to Foucault. Their present pet philosophy Daniel-Bernard Levy (or is it Bernard-Daniel) is more of a pompous sack than out and out evil, but I can't stand him either.
Good ones? Toqueville, Raymond Aron, the authors of "The Black Book of Communism."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 01:03 PM (u0lmX)
Probably true. I've always been more of a music guy than a lyric guy.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 01:04 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: zombie Paul Anka at December 28, 2015 12:59 PM (nSW/N)
***
You got integrity, you got conscious, you got substance, sir
And we don't want to make a maniac out of you, Mr. Anka.
And we're grateful for the shirts.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 28, 2015 01:04 PM (Wu2k4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2015 01:04 PM (ucDmr)
Wellllll ....... weeeeeee.......
Fired our guns and the British kept a comin.
There wasnt nigh as many many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began a runnin
On down the Mississippi to the gulf of Mexico.
**one octive higher**
And they ran thru briars
and they ran thru the bramble.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 01:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2015 01:00 PM (dwms3)<<<
Someone playing my song?!
Posted by: Fauxcahontas Warren at December 28, 2015 01:04 PM (H9MG5)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MmEVWI8Ieo
70's at it's near worst. i could punish you worse, but Air Supply is dead, and there's no need to pull the stake out of that one.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 28, 2015 01:05 PM (kKHcp)
'cause I'm a giver.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 01:05 PM (NeFrd)
They've had the most practice at surrendering and collaboration.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 01:05 PM (TFV0D)
In which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 28, 2015 01:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 01:05 PM (jJRIy)
evidence Foucault, then living as an expatriate in San Francisco,
continued to frequent thebath house scene after finding out he was HIV
positive (this was in the late Seventies, early Eighties)."
Timeline trouble here. Had to have been later than that.
No one knew HIV existed in the late Seventies. In the early Eighties, AIDS as a syndrome was recognized (then called GRID, Gay Related Immune Deficiency, and you can imagine how fast the pressure built to drop that name). But the viral association was not yet clear.
It wasn't until the mid to late Eighties that HIV was properly isolated and identified, and tests which could reveal someone to be seropositive became available.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 01:05 PM (noWW6)
Writing stirring propaganda music is about the only thing the Commies are good at.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:06 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 01:06 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Zombie Bon Scott at December 28, 2015 01:06 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 01:06 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 12:55 PM (oKE6c)
I don't thinkone could label Samuel Beckett a communist. He couldn't care less about the proletariat or--for that matter--any other squirming, squealing masses you care to name. According to Beckett (paraphrasing), art is humanity's only redeeming quality and nearly all art is shit, so there you go.
Posted by: troyriser at December 28, 2015 01:06 PM (UWlp+)
There wasnt nigh as many many as there was a while ago.
The funny part of that song is that they released a version where the British beat the Americans (from a different part of the battle) in England.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 28, 2015 01:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 28, 2015 01:07 PM (pVkEV)
Writing stirring propaganda music is about the only thing the Commies are good at.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:06 PM (oKE6c)
***
Ahem!
Posted by: 40 Million Chinese Killed in Great Leap Forward at December 28, 2015 01:07 PM (Wu2k4)
Wellllll ....... weeeeeee.......
Fired our guns and the British kept a comin.
There wasnt nigh as many many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began a runnin
On down the Mississippi to the gulf of Mexico.
________
Let's play it again!
Posted by: Lots of Snare Drummers Seeing Some Action at December 28, 2015 01:07 PM (3GAnN)
She came from Planet Claire
I knew she came from there
She drove a Plymouth Satellite
Faster than the speed of light
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 01:08 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 01:08 PM (jJRIy)
There wasnt nigh as many many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began a runnin
On down the Mississippi to the gulf of Mexico.
You can laugh, but one of the bands I'm in plays that song fairly regularly. Luv the snare march.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 01:08 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Fauxcahontas Warren at December 28, 2015 01:04 PM (H9MG5)
Yeah, during her campaign, I really wanted Warren to come out on stage singing that song, riding a horse and wearing a feathered headdress and a beaded bikini like Cher did.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 01:08 PM (u0lmX)
Home-field advantage, I guess.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 28, 2015 01:08 PM (Wu2k4)
Now to cleanse the palette with a salute to GOOD Seventies music. (Song starts about 2:06.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igkyajvrm-8index=11list=RDDvWvzRHDYg8
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 01:08 PM (ry4ab)
the early Eighties, AIDS as a syndrome was recognized (then called GRID,
Gay Related Immune Deficiency, and you can imagine how fast the
pressure built to drop that name). But the viral association was not yet
clear.
It wasn't until the mid to late Eighties that HIV was
properly isolated and identified, and tests which could reveal someone
to be seropositive became available.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 01:05 PM (noWW6)
I remember in the late 70s seeing a zillion posters on telephone poles in Berkeley (in which EVERY phone poll is festooned with about a hundred posters, one on top of the other) referring to a "gay men's health crisis" in the era before HIV/AIDS had been identified. I always wondered what the hell those posters were talking about.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:09 PM (oKE6c)
Especially this verse-
"We fired our cannons 'til the metal melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fired another round.
We filled his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind
Touched off the powder and the gator lost his mind!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 01:09 PM (NeFrd)
I saw a documentary where they compared commie songs to nazi songs. Nazis won hands down.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 01:09 PM (iQIUe)
You do "The Rodeo Song" as well?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 01:10 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: George Soros at December 28, 2015 01:10 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 01:11 PM (MQEz6)
https://youtu.be/w6Q3mHyzn78
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 01:06 PM (wOdHk)
Tiffany!!!
That really will be in my head now.
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 01:11 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 01:11 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 01:11 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: troyriser at December 28, 2015 01:06 PM (UWlp+)
Fair enough. I don't know anything about Beckett's politics, and wasn't really referring to him specifically. But the Resistance was, to a good approximation, the French Communist Party.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:11 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 01:11 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 01:05 PM (noWW6)
Use of the term 'HIV positive' is incorrect, sure, at least for that time period, but Foucaultknew he was infected, knew he had AIDS. The AIDS epidemic was in full bloom in the early to mid-Eighties.
The information on this aspect of Foucault's life came from Roger Kimball's New Criterion essay, 'The Perversions of M. Foucault'. I read it back when I had a New Criterion subscription.
Posted by: troyriser at December 28, 2015 01:11 PM (UWlp+)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 01:11 PM (jJRIy)
That really will be in my head now.
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 01:11 PM (lIU4e)
----
.....youse guys will be hearing from our attourneys.
Posted by: Tommy James and the Shondels. at December 28, 2015 01:12 PM (8XRCm)
I though tthis was going to 'back door santa' which is the most WTF song I discovered this year.
But holy shit.
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 01:00 PM (lIU4e)
I have to think they were trying to be clever and funny.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 01:12 PM (Dj0WE)
Three-year-old girl perfectly recites martial arts schools student creed, wields tiny fists of death
http://tinyurl.com/nbrq5w9
"I am your ending. Look upon me.*giggle*"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 28, 2015 01:12 PM (kdS6q)
Full quarantine gear, head covering, mask, gloves, gown, & booties, JUST to enter an hiv infected prisoners hospital room in late'82 - early '83 in Galveston - John Sealy Hospital.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 01:12 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 01:09 PM (iQIUe)
Yep. The Horst Wessel song is also pretty catchy and stirring, even without knowing the lyrics.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:12 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Steve Miller at December 28, 2015 01:12 PM (FkBIv)
Not yet, which is rather surprising given the number of biker bars we play.
No one has requested it that I know of. And we'll try pretty much anything if we even think we know part of it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 01:13 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: HMS Hood at December 28, 2015 01:13 PM (WVsWD)
if you dare.
Still better than Bread.
Yeah, during her campaign, I really wanted Warren to come out on
stage singing that song, riding a horse and wearing a feathered
headdress and a beaded bikini like Cher did.
When I wake up tonight in a cold sweat I will know who was responsible.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 01:13 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2015 01:13 PM (dwms3)
>> Yeah, during her campaign, I really wanted Warren to come out on
>> stage singing that song, riding a horse and wearing a feathered
>> headdress and a beaded bikini like Cher did.
>> Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time)
>> atDecember 28, 2015 01:08 PM
Ear worms aren't bad enough, you had to inject 'that-which-has-been-seen' need for eye bleach.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!! It burns me!!!!!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 28, 2015 01:14 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 01:14 PM (AC18V)
Giardia and other STDs were epidemic in the gay community pre aids.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 01:14 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 01:14 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 01:15 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Bruce
*****
Wait. I thought you got Giardia from beavers.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 01:15 PM (NeFrd)
I rode my pony on the reservation
In the Oklahoma hills where I was born!
Posted by: Fauxcahontas Shamelessly Appropriating Culture from Zombie Hank Thompson at December 28, 2015 01:16 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Manfred at December 28, 2015 01:16 PM (HgMAr)
But that was the Eastern Front. On this side, they had to bring poor old Wagner up against Colonel Glenn Miller and the Army Air Forces Band.
I'm close to a "perfect wagnerite" and even I say, no contest.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 28, 2015 01:17 PM (YBRsJ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 28, 2015 01:17 PM (oVJmc)
When Der Fuhrer says
We ist the master race
We heil, heil, right in Der Fuhrer's face
A classic
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 01:18 PM (8ZskC)
But that was the Eastern Front. On this side, they had to bring poor old Wagner up against Colonel Glenn Miller and the Army Air Forces Band.
I'm close to a "perfect wagnerite" and even I say, no contest.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 28, 2015 01:17 PM (YBRsJ)
***
And all sides sang Lili Marleen....hell of a tune
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 28, 2015 01:18 PM (Wu2k4)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 28, 2015 01:18 PM (XtAzU)
Hooked On A Feeling by Blue Swede.
Once they get to the second verse, it's obvious they're doing the song phonetically and have no idea what the English words are.
But it's got that neat "ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka" intro, so there's that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2015 01:18 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 01:18 PM (wOdHk)
Well, it could have been due to other diseases.
I wonder how many cases of AIDS never got presented to doctors and how many were just dismissed as some oddball infection.
I bet a thorough investigation of the history of that virus would reveal some scary things, such as a virus lurking and killing, then wham it starts to spread like crazy.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 01:18 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2015 01:19 PM (dwms3)
Sorry..... but I cannot hear "Flight of the Valkyries" and NOT hear Elmer Fudd sing "Kiwl da wabit.... KIWL da WAAbit.... KILL da WAAAAAABBIT".
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 01:19 PM (8XRCm)
Watch Jimmy Stewart in the Glenn Miller Story every time it's on. I can hear the music now.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 01:19 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2015 01:19 PM (X6fMO)
I thought it was the chick that cooks Italian.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 28, 2015 01:18 PM (XtAzU)
***
No, she's got her papers....she's clean.
For now.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 28, 2015 01:20 PM (Wu2k4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 28, 2015 01:20 PM (nSW/N)
Posted by: Lena Dunham, Undressed at December 28, 2015 01:20 PM (3GAnN)
in Berkeley (in which EVERY phone poll is festooned with about a hundred
posters, one on top of the other) referring to a 'gay men's health
crisis' in the era before HIV/AIDS had been identified. I always
wondered what the hell those posters were talking about."
Bruce w/Wang alluded to this just now.
The outfit "Gay Men's Health Crisis" became predominantly well known during the years of the HIV epidemic, but before HIV-AIDS emerged, that organization was already in operation.
The 1970s Bay Area gay bathhouse culture had led to enormous explosions of non-HIV sexually transmitted pathogens. Syphilis and gonorrhea most notably.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 01:20 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 01:20 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Martin Heidegger at December 28, 2015 01:22 PM (B3EeS)
Posted by: More than a feeling at December 28, 2015 01:22 PM (HSmrB)
Male homosexuals are the major reservoir of STDs to this day.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:22 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2015 01:22 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 01:22 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Beth M at December 28, 2015 01:22 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Martin Heidegger at December 28, 2015 01:23 PM (B3EeS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 01:23 PM (wOdHk)
When Der Fuhrer says
We ist the master race
We heil, heil, right in Der Fuhrer's face
A classic
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 01:18 PM (8ZskC)
-------------------
Spike Jones did the best version of that.
Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 01:23 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 01:23 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:23 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 01:11 PM (AC18V)
Wrapped up like a douche or other roller in the night.
Smack up whack-a-doo should others hold her in the night?
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 01:24 PM (xuouz)
543 When did we start talking about Giada's beaver?
When Wynona left.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 01:20 PM (LUgeY)
"The Ballad of Bobby Flay"?
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 01:24 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Martin Heidegger at December 28, 2015 01:22 PM (B3EeS)
Testify!
Posted by: Charles Lindbergh at December 28, 2015 01:24 PM (oKE6c)
Groan. And I thought Muldoon's waterfowl puns were bad.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 01:24 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Martin Heidegger at December 28, 2015 01:22 PM (B3EeS)
***
That's because most people had no f*cking clue what the"enframement of dasein" and shit like that was all about.
Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 28, 2015 01:25 PM (Wu2k4)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 01:18 PM (MQEz6)
they know a fair bit about how it spread. I read a book on zoonosis that had a big section on it, but you could probably find a whole book that would give you all those details.
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 01:25 PM (lIU4e)
The outfit "Gay Men's Health Crisis" became predominantly well known during the years of the HIV epidemic, but before HIV-AIDS emerged, that organization was already in operation.
The 1970s Bay Area gay bathhouse culture had led to enormous explosions of non-HIV sexually transmitted pathogens. Syphilis and gonorrhea most notably.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 01:20 PM (noWW6)
Among other things. Suicides, rampant drug use, violence, the general thuggery that surrounds a transient prostitution heavy lifestyle.
The big thing was, after it was clear there were a number of gay men acquiring weird diseases that doctors had to look up in historical medical books, they thought the bathhouses were to blame. Efforts to close them were met with... eh, stiff resistance.
Lots of death is the result of a "you're not the boss of us" attitude at the time.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 01:25 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Ronster at December 28, 2015 01:25 PM (mUa7N)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky
Col. Potter on piano.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 01:25 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Oxford at December 28, 2015 01:25 PM (nSW/N)
Giardia and other STDs were epidemic in the gay community pre aids.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Turns out that HIV infection was rampant in the community pre-AIDS!
Latest research suggests that the human/HIV epidemic started as far back as the 1920s, but no one knew it yet: the virus was still unknown and unidentified, there was not yet a noticeable "cluster" of cases (due to gays still being mostly closeted and not perceived as a "social group"), the diseases only manifests as an uptick of other diseases (allowed to run rampant by low immunity), and there was less anal sex with resultant anal micro-fissures (to be perfectly blunt). Also, it was less fatal then and had not yet evolved to its current more fatal form.
The gay community, it is now thought, had HIV running rampant for decades and decades; it only went into "epidemic" mode and also only had a chance to accelerate evolution to a more lethal form in the mid-'70s, when the "gay sex explosion" happened. The effect began to manifest epidemiologically in 1979, and was identified as a syndrome a year or two later.
Posted by: zombie at December 28, 2015 01:25 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: BurtTC
-----------
Yeah. I thought so too.
Posted by: Joe Cocker at December 28, 2015 01:25 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 01:15 PM (NeFrd)
=========
You catch it from rimming beavers. hth
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 01:26 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:26 PM (gy5kE)
Since I memtipned Christopher Taylor earlier, in To Save Us All From Ruin Seamus Muldoon has a character decide it is safe to approach an Italian girl because she is singing the English lyrics of Lili Marlene (and then she switches to German when some German soldiers show up).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 28, 2015 01:26 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2015 01:26 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 01:25 PM (Dj0WE)
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and yet.... the life expectancy of a gay man was 11 years shorter than a hetero..... and that was before AIDS.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 01:26 PM (8XRCm)
Didn't they trace it here (North America) from a Canadian male stewardess?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 01:27 PM (AC18V)
No, no. I need to find the nuclear wessels.
Posted by: Ensign Chekov at December 28, 2015 01:28 PM (VrdxH)
I'm guessing, but not certain, that was from a real life story, possibly his dad's diary.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 28, 2015 01:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Yeah. I thought so too.
Posted by: Joe Cocker at December 28, 2015 01:25 PM (RrDm2)
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Hey. Of all the renditions of "Baby Please Dont Go"..... I think Van Morrisons is the best, hands down.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 01:28 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cheri
_________________
I was probably at that same game. I was really impressed with the game plan of the Washington Generals!
Posted by: John Boehner at December 28, 2015 01:29 PM (3GAnN)
Mondays after 4 day weekends suck more.
Mondays with 6-10" of global warming white privilege suck as well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 01:29 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 01:29 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 01:27 PM (AC18V)
I forget the details, although I definitely think a stewardess was involved in some of it. There was also something about transfers of people from Africa to Haiti (or back to Haiti?) iirc. Been a while since I read the book.
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 01:30 PM (lIU4e)
Finally, we will get the real story on what Vichy knew about Rick and the side deal between Victor, Ilse and Louis.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at December 28, 2015 01:30 PM (FtrY1)
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Road Runner.
The coyotes after you.
Road Runner.
If he catches you youre through.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 01:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 12:23 PM (Dj0WE)
I think there is actually hope. Lots of what would be considered classical music is done for movies. And I can see people wanting to see it live.
Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2015 01:31 PM (LTDSy)
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 01:25 PM (lIU4e)
I would recommend Michael Fumento's "The Myth of Heterosexual Aids."
I'm sure the science is a bit dated now, but he lays out the case for how liberal media hysteria (where have we heard that before??) distorted certain truths, and he lays out the science very clearly.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 01:31 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 01:33 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 11:23 AM (NeFrd)
Go to your room.
Posted by: m at December 28, 2015 01:33 PM (d4uu4)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 28, 2015 01:33 PM (GDulk)
He says, basically, that the entire Pol Gulch area was a massive open-air gay orgy 24 hours a day. Gay runaways arrived there from around the country, seeking the new "gay haven." All the perverts assumed he was one of those runaways.
Posted by: zombie at December 28, 2015 01:33 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2015 01:33 PM (LTDSy)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:34 PM (gy5kE)
The coyotes after you.
Road Runner.
If he catches you youre through.
Aye-yi-yi-yi,
I am the Frito Bandito,
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 01:34 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: BurtTC
And then they blamed Reagan for not doing enough. Ya mean like quarantining? Yeah, that would have gone over great. Ya just can't win with narcissistic perverts.
Posted by: Dang at December 28, 2015 01:35 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
Go to your room.
Posted by: m
And pullet.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 01:35 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 01:27 PM (AC18V)
I forget the details, although I definitely think a stewardess was involved in some of it. There was also something about transfers of people from Africa to Haiti (or back to Haiti?) iirc. Been a while since I read the book.
Posted by: Lea
Gaetan Dugas was his name, a.k.a. "Patient Zero."
Posted by: zombie at December 28, 2015 01:35 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 12:23 PM (Dj0WE)
I think there is actually hope. Lots of what would be considered classical music is done for movies. And I can see people wanting to see it live.
Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2015 01:31 PM (LTDSy)
Hope? First of all, classical music can go ahead and die for all I care. Second, is the stuff they're putting in music really classical?
My go-to example of horrible schlock in movies these days is that insipid cartoon, Frozen. Good lord that is some awful, terrible, horrible music.
Disney in general has probably done more than its fair share to destroy "classical" and/or operatic music because they dumbed it down for the masses.
Like I said, I don't care, but for people who do, I would think condemning how it's used in movies would be more appropriate.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 01:36 PM (Dj0WE)
Go ahead and cheat a friend
Do it in the name of Heaven
You'll be justified in the end
Posted by: Billy Jack at December 28, 2015 01:37 PM (o0Bcr)
Posted by: wth at December 28, 2015 01:37 PM (HgMAr)
Patient Zero. Gaetan Dugas.
Someone who was living the 1970s ultra-promiscuity gay male lifestyle turned up to eleven, and was travelling all over the place professionally. Hard to come up with a better vector.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 01:37 PM (noWW6)
https://youtu.be/mZ8zUcg_Lks
True story, there's a hymn called "Glorious Things of Thee Are Spoken" which has the same melody (Austrian Anthem). At our church we had a lot of Dutch immigrants who were kids during the Nazi occupation and they were really uncomfortable with that hymn because of the connotations in their mind and memories. It eventually got dumped from the hymnal, which is too bad because its such a great song.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 28, 2015 01:38 PM (39g3+)
insipid cartoon, Frozen. Good lord that is some awful, terrible,
horrible music.
Disney in general has probably done more than its fair share to
destroy "classical" and/or operatic music because they dumbed it
down for the masses.
Step back.
Take a deep breath.
Let it go.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 01:38 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 28, 2015 01:38 PM (jsWA8)
Composition is often superior to modern music though. So it should survive in pockets at least.
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 01:38 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 28, 2015 01:39 PM (GDulk)
Gaetan Dugas was his name, a.k.a. "Patient Zero."
Yeah, but where did he get it from? That's the big question. All the sudden its all over the place, when before it was unheard of?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 28, 2015 01:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: RobM1981 at December 28, 2015 01:40 PM (zurJC)
A better vector, Victor? Roger.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 01:40 PM (TFV0D)
thuggery that surrounds a transient prostitution heavy lifestyle.
The big thing was, after it was clear there were a number of gay
men acquiring weird diseases that doctors had to look up in historical
medical books, they thought the bathhouses were to blame. Efforts to
close them were met with... eh, stiff resistance.
But it's just another lifestyle, as perfectly valid and healthy as any other, and should be encouraged and taught approvingly in schools.
I read Shilts's book "And the Band Played On," which laid blame for the AIDS deaths on ... Ronald Reagan.
No, he wasn't alleging that Reagan was a fruit, he blamed him for not throwing the entire public health budget at the problem. He had no problem with the bathhouse owners who resisted closure to hinder spread of the disease.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:40 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 28, 2015 01:40 PM (39g3+)
He caught the strain down in Africa...
Posted by: Toto at December 28, 2015 01:41 PM (vgIRn)
Composition is often superior to modern music though. So it should survive in pockets at least.
Guilty as charged. Bach is now a fave of mine, as I've been listening to much more classical music these days whilst trying to learn the piano.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 01:41 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 01:41 PM (MQEz6)
Anybody call The Chicken Bone saloon and ask for Ace?
Posted by: wth at December 28, 2015 01:37 PM (HgMAr)
I think the last week of the year is ewok trimming season.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 01:41 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Billy Jack at December 28, 2015 01:42 PM (o0Bcr)
decades and decades; it only went into "epidemic" mode and also only had
a chance to accelerate evolution to a more lethal form in the mid-'70s,
when the "gay sex explosion" happened.
Hence, in my view, the Biblical injunction against (male) homosexuality. Nothing to do with mystical friends in the sky: it's a public health stricture, much like those against eating pork or shellfish.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:42 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 01:43 PM (MQEz6)
No, he wasn't alleging that Reagan was a fruit, he blamed him for not throwing the entire public health budget at the problem.
And even though we still don't have a cure 35 years later.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 28, 2015 01:43 PM (oVJmc)
Gaetan Dugas was his name, a.k.a. "Patient Zero."
Yeah, but where did he get it from? That's the big question. All the sudden its all over the place, when before it was unheard of?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
Although research in the '80s identified Dugas as the "original vector," we now know that he wasn't the guy who started it -- he was just a early "Typhoid Mary"-type hyper-vector. He could have picked it up at any number of places around the world, where HIV was already endemic, unknown to science.
Read comment #565 above -- it didn't appear out of nowhere suddenly in the 1970s, as previously thought.
Posted by: zombie at December 28, 2015 01:43 PM (jBuUi)
I'm sure the science is a bit dated now, but he lays out the case
for how liberal media hysteria (where have we heard that before??)
distorted certain truths, and he lays out the science very clearly.
Posted by: BurtTC
A few years ago I read a newspaper story about how stupid it was that people in a survey believed you could get AIDS from kissing. Later in the article they quoted someone from the CDC saying it was "highly unlikely" to get AIDS from kissing. The idiots writing the story didn't even realize "highly unlikely" is the same as "possible" even if it is only remotely possible but they just wanted to make all the "haters" look stupid.
Posted by: Dang at December 28, 2015 01:43 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:43 PM (gy5kE)
Warner Brothers did wonders for appreciation of Classical music, because of their cartoons. Millions of Americans have been introduced to the beauty of classical watching Bugs Bunny be silly.
Both the Fantasia movies did a good job with that as well.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 28, 2015 01:44 PM (39g3+)
Before it hit big, there was a teen in St Louis who died of Aids. He refused to admit he had gay sex but the blood samples they kept later confirmed he had the hiv virus.
Why would anybody do that?
Posted by: Liberace at December 28, 2015 01:44 PM (X6fMO)
Goes against the design intent, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 01:44 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 01:45 PM (MQEz6)
I read Shilts's book "And the Band Played On," which laid blame for the AIDS deaths on ... Ronald Reagan.
No, he wasn't alleging that Reagan was a fruit, he blamed him for not throwing the entire public health budget at the problem. He had no problem with the bathhouse owners who resisted closure to hinder spread of the disease.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:40 PM (oKE6c)
Stilts' book is very good at doing the groundwork reporting on what was happening. Yeah, he was a gay man (with AIDS), so the Reagan bashing is silly, but he also showed very clearly how gross incompetence among all levels of public health governmental entities and politicians, ESPECIALLY locals in places like San Franny were mostly responsible for the slow response.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 01:46 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 01:45 PM (MQEz6)
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My my my my my ...mymymy
Wheeeeeeewwwwwww
M-m-m-m-my Ebola.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 01:46 PM (8XRCm)
You don't want to know.
Posted by: The liver destroying virus that survives in Valu-Rite at December 28, 2015 01:47 PM (YEelc)
Patient Zero. Gaetan Dugas.
Someone who was living the 1970s ultra-promiscuity gay male lifestyle turned up to eleven, and was travelling all over the place professionally. Hard to come up with a better vector.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 01:37 PM (noWW6)
Shilts in his book said that Dugas claimed to have queered off with 5000 guys over a three year period. Yep, you read that right: roughly (?) five guys a day on average.
Public health investigators gave up trying to trace his contacts; Dugas used to strip off, lie face down, and get bopped by any passersby who were interested. He couldn't identify them, as he never saw their faces.
Amazing.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:47 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 01:47 PM (qUNWi)
sudden its all over the place, when before it was unheard of?"
Seems most likely that Dugas picked up the bug in one of its Third World human reservoirs where it had been quietly picking off people for years before that, unnoticed there because of the nonexistent public health infrastructure.
A few more deaths that look like ordinarily understood infectious disease just get lost in the background noise in a place like Haiti.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 01:48 PM (noWW6)
Amazing.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:47 PM (oKE6c)
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Wikipedia refers to him as a "sexual athlete".
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 01:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Dang at December 28, 2015 01:43 PM (2oWD2)
Yeah, except the CDC does that "highly unlikely" nonsense because they appear to ENJOY deceiving people.
It's highly unlikely one will be infected with HIV from kissing, in the sense that if the other person you are kissing is bleeding profusely from his/her mouth, and you have festering, open sores in and around the areas where blood is pouring into your mouth, then sure. You can be infected with HIV. From kissing.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 01:49 PM (Dj0WE)
Amazing.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:47 PM (oKE6c)
So he was a Tri-Delt?
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 28, 2015 01:50 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:50 PM (gy5kE)
Amazing.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:47 PM (oKE6c)
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Wikipedia refers to him as a "sexual athlete".
Human fleshlight.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 01:50 PM (TFV0D)
Before Aids, there was a woman in the Bay Area with a gay son who wrote a book about all the rampant stds and how sex with hundreds of anonymous guys couldnt be healthy. Well, they almost run her out of town on a rail...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 01:50 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2015 01:50 PM (ucDmr)
Goes against the design intent, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 01:44 PM (LUgeY)
Yep. The problem is that guys will screw mud if it lays in interesting contours. Normally this tendency is held in check by women, but when it's two men, it's on. Oh yes. Which means that if a disease enters the picture, it gets spread like wildfire.
Re design, according to some, heterosexual AIDS is rampant in Africa because of use of hetero anal sex as a birth control method.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:50 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 28, 2015 01:51 PM (XtAzU)
608 I think a lot of people play classical music when they are learning an instrument and may pick up an appreciation for it then. Or a hatred.
I'm developing an appreciation for it now because I'm tired of being limited to popular music/old rock standards. The thing about rock music is it's basically for teenagers and has to do with adolescent emotions (lust, rebellion, "wahh, they don't understand me.") It occurred to me a while back that never moving beyond that is like never moving beyond reading the same sort of fiction I liked when I was 17.
If you don't, that doesn't make you a bad person. But there is something to be said for that old cliché about expanding your horizons.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 28, 2015 01:51 PM (u0lmX)
My go-to example of horrible schlock in movies these days is that insipid cartoon, Frozen. Good lord that is some awful, terrible, horrible music.
Disney in general has probably done more than its fair share to destroy "classical" and/or operatic music because they dumbed it down for the masses.
Like I said, I don't care, but for people who do, I would think condemning how it's used in movies would be more appropriate.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 01:36 PM (Dj0WE)
I'm not talking about pop songs in music. I'm talking about music from Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, etc. Music that is done by an orchestra.
Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2015 01:52 PM (LTDSy)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2015 01:50 PM (ucDmr)
MM?
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 28, 2015 01:52 PM (BshFB)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 28, 2015 01:51 PM (XtAzU)
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Note sure.
All my holsters have only one gun in it.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 01:52 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 01:52 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: bourbonchicken at December 28, 2015 01:53 PM (Wktp3)
How disgusting is that?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 01:53 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2015 01:52 PM (LTDSy)
Me too.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 01:53 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 28, 2015 01:53 PM (BshFB)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 01:52 PM (iQIUe)
That was obviously his reasoning.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 28, 2015 01:53 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 01:45 PM (MQEz6)
Lots of things. Viruses are fascinating and scary.
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 01:54 PM (lIU4e)
Forbes
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zesajxc
Posted by: FCF at December 28, 2015 01:54 PM (kejii)
insipid cartoon, Frozen. Good lord that is some awful, terrible,
horrible music.
Disney in general has probably done more than its fair share to
destroy "classical" and/or operatic music because they dumbed it
down for the masses.
Step back.
Take a deep breath.
Let it go.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I saw the movie once and only heard the song a few weeks ago in the car with the wife and kids. I knew it was popular but had no idea how crappy it was. Lousy, cheap production, weak talent and very dated. It sounded like it was a crap song from some cheap infomercial made 20 years ago.
Posted by: Dang at December 28, 2015 01:54 PM (2oWD2)
Classical orchestra music - Cantina scene.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 01:55 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: CSM
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He should have looked left, he should of looked right...
Posted by: Loundon Wainwright III at December 28, 2015 01:55 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:55 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 01:56 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: joey biden at December 28, 2015 01:56 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 01:57 PM (n22zQ)
Back when I was married to the Daughter of Satan (who was a BSRN), she came home with a bunch of ContEd stuff to read about it. To say I was quite shocked would be a gross understatement, with emphasis on the gross part.
I axed her what barrier prevented the AIDS virus from crossing over from the blood to other wet stuff like saliva and things like that there. She had no answer, nor did anyone else.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 01:59 PM (LUgeY)
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It's a basic tenant of liberalism that everything would be OK if we would just separate consequences from actions and if you refuse to do so you're a hater, pig, and you deserve to die.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 28, 2015 01:59 PM (lIlmz)
Hallmark channel movies that my mom is obsessed with? The music is GOD AWFUL. OMG. So, so bad.
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 01:59 PM (lIU4e)
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That's one of the funniest things I have ever read.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2015 01:59 PM (DLIIY)
That's what my son said to me!
The dead one.
Posted by: joey biden at December 28, 2015 01:56 PM (DLIIY)
You know, I realize Biden is a soulless politician, and I have no amount of sympathy for a man who will use his dead son that way, but think about that.
He made this grand announcement about his son wanting him to run. And then he didn't run. Because the capos in that crime family otherwise known as the Democrat Party, told him not to.
He's got to live with that shame. He has very publicly rejected the dying wishes of his son. If he has two working brain cells, that's got to hurt.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 01:59 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:59 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 28, 2015 01:59 PM (hk5Mp)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2015 02:00 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 28, 2015 01:40 PM (39g3+)
Probably Africa, where it has been endemic for some time. Or from the rampant gay scene in Germany. I knew a guy, friend of a friend, and did some car work for him, who was an "early adopter" of AIDS, and who died in the late '80's. He was a big traveler for work, too, and probably crossed paths with "patient zero". Also apparently had a walk-on role in a Rainer Warner Fassbinder film, which producer was all teh gay.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:00 PM (UsLZp)
Riddle me this music man.. Disney is militant about protecting their product with copyright that goes on for ever, yet they used music that was free of copyright, in the public domain for their soundtracks.
Does that seem right to you?
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 02:01 PM (vvjeb)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 28, 2015 02:01 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: Lea
I tune in to the show "Monsters Inside Me" which shows parasitic infections that people have been infected with. A lot of them occur when people are travelling overseas but not all of them. It can be gross but very interesting!
Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2015 02:02 PM (oiNtH)
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And just like us, he's stinking to high heaven.
- John McCain, Mitch McConnell, John Beohner, Paul Ryan
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 28, 2015 02:02 PM (lIlmz)
http://tinyurl.com/nuqg42s
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 02:02 PM (jJRIy)
He's safe. No worries.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 02:02 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 02:03 PM (gy5kE)
Let the riots begin!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 02:03 PM (iQIUe)
He's got to live with that shame. He has very publicly rejected the dying wishes of his son. If he has two working brain cells, that's got to hurt.
Unless the "run daddy" request was all made up.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 28, 2015 02:03 PM (39g3+)
All Sharptoon says racist Rahm Emmanuel has got to go.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 28, 2015 12:09 PM (Nwg0u)
hahahahaha
Posted by: m at December 28, 2015 02:03 PM (d4uu4)
from kissing, in the sense that if the other person you are kissing
is bleeding profusely from his/her mouth, and you have festering, open
sores in and around the areas where blood is pouring into your mouth,
then sure. You can be infected with HIV. From kissing.
Posted by: BurtTC
Yup. Gingivitis, diabetes, leukemia and abscess all can cause bleeding gums. Toss in the occasional fresh piercing and we're right on track.
Posted by: Dang at December 28, 2015 02:03 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 01:59 PM (LUgeY)
I do. It's a very fragile virus. It requires very favorable conditions in which to survive, both free floating viral particles, and virus inside already infected cells.
Fluids like saliva and urine are harsh, hostile conditions for microbes in general, because they have to be. Saliva contains enzymes that are DESIGNED to break down and destroy foreign invaders, because the mouth of course, is exposed to all sorts of them.
Hence, infectious virus is not only not found in saliva and urine, those substances are killing any that is carried within them by substances like blood and semen.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 02:03 PM (Dj0WE)
Let the riots begin!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 02:03 PM (iQIUe)
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I wonder if Mayor Sugar Tits is gonna give them "room to destroy" again?
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 02:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 02:04 PM (8XRCm)
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Whoops.... that was BAltimore.
But she's still Mayor Sugar Tits to me.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 02:04 PM (8XRCm)
Bonus question, which cereal was shot from guns to the tune of the 1812 Overture?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 28, 2015 02:05 PM (lIlmz)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
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I don't think he could be so crass, but it is the made-to-order stuff of a Paul Shanklin spoof on one of those 50's/60's tear-jerker tunes that we were talking about.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 02:05 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 02:06 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 02:06 PM (jJRIy)
So, "piss on it" is still a valid defense?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 02:06 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2015 02:06 PM (KCQo0)
Let the riots begin!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
The "Didn't-Get-What-You-Wanted-For-Christmas?" riots.
Posted by: Dang at December 28, 2015 02:06 PM (2oWD2)
from kissing, in the sense that if the other person you are kissing
is bleeding profusely from his/her mouth, and you have festering, open
sores in and around the areas where blood is pouring into your mouth,
then sure. You can be infected with HIV. From kissing.
Posted by: BurtTC
Yup. Gingivitis, diabetes, leukemia and abscess all can cause bleeding gums. Toss in the occasional fresh piercing and we're right on track.
Posted by: Dang at December 28, 2015 02:03 PM (2oWD2)
Nope. Not really. Wounds tend to be self-protecting. The human body is designed to minimize risk of exposure to microbes through ordinary wounds.
Only under extreme conditions are those wounds going to allow free access to viruses like HIV, and again, most people who are kissing somebody else are not letting that person pour blood into their mouths.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 02:06 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: The Great
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Quaker Puff
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 02:06 PM (n22zQ)
That's somewhat reassuring. This was back in the mid-'80's, IIRC.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 02:07 PM (LUgeY)
Btw. I think the GJ made a good decision.
Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 02:07 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 02:08 PM (TFV0D)
Sugar Pops? I loved that serial. Don't believe I ever saw that commercial.
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 02:08 PM (vvjeb)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 02:04 PM (8XRCm)
That was Baltymore. I assume Cleveland has its own branded liberal douchebag mayor, just not THAT liberal douchebag mayor.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 02:08 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 02:08 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 28, 2015 02:09 PM (FkBIv)
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Riddle me this then.
If the virus is so fragile..... why dont the leucocites and other immune defenses simply obliterate them???
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 02:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 02:09 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 28, 2015 02:10 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
Over the years Biden has shown that he has very few qualms about making shit up. Upon the tragic death of his first wife and child in a car accident, Biden claimed that the other driver (who also died) "had drank his lunch".
The other driver's widow and child begged Biden to stop saying that he was drunk when toxicology tests proved he had no drugs or alcohol in his system. Biden wouldn't. No shame.
Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2015 02:10 PM (oiNtH)
That's somewhat reassuring. This was back in the mid-'80's, IIRC.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 02:07 PM (LUgeY)
I can only tell you, from having worked in this area, the CDC and WHO actively misled people on the relative risks from various body fluids. They were coy at best, and downright deceitful at worst.
Which caused much more panic and uncertainty, but I guess the justification is it reduced the number of people out there bumping uglies unprotected. Which it probably didn't, but that was the thinking, apparently.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 02:10 PM (Dj0WE)
He's probably glued to the floor along with LauraW's hump in a pool of hardened Valu-Rite and pudding.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 02:11 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 02:11 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: flygal at December 28, 2015 02:12 PM (TCUz4)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 02:06 PM (Dj0WE)
Basically because the sort of conditions that would make one's mouth infectious, HIV-wise, would also make it too yucky for normal persons to approach, kiss-wise.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:12 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: IC at December 28, 2015 02:12 PM (a0IVu)
If ever there was a stat that pointed to the worthlessness of modern polling...
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 28, 2015 02:12 PM (BZAd3)
The cells meant to protect you are used against you.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 02:13 PM (MQEz6)
If the virus is so fragile..... why dont the leucocites and other immune defenses simply obliterate them???
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 02:09 PM (8XRCm)
The simplified answer is this: it's a numbers game. How much virus is there, and how rapidly does the immune response obliterate virus particles? HIV has an insidious method though... certain cells of the immune system are the VERY types the virus seeks to infect! So when macrophages and other cells "swallow" virus, it protects it while transporting it back to the lymph glands where it can break out like a Trojan horse.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 02:13 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 28, 2015 02:13 PM (LUgeY)
Was gonna say Quaker Oats to the William Tell Overture.
For Silver. Hi ho!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 02:14 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 02:14 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2015 02:15 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 02:16 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 28, 2015 02:11 PM (AC18V)
How hot is she?
But seriously, the "ick" factor certainly comes into play. I have though, been around many many many people infected with the virus. I generally don't want to be exposed to someone with full blown AIDS though, because of everything else they are sporting. But HIV? Nah, kissing is really not a risk.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2015 02:16 PM (Dj0WE)
Hamilton - Burr style. Last man standing.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 02:17 PM (TFV0D)
"which cereal was shot from guns to the tune of the 1812 Overture?"
______________________________
Kaboom FTW...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 28, 2015 02:17 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 02:18 PM (jJRIy)
Sorry..... but I cannot hear "Flight of the Valkyries" and NOT hear
Elmer Fudd sing "Kiwl da wabit.... KIWL da WAAbit.... KILL da
WAAAAAABBIT".
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WB Looney Tunes reruns, "Apocalypse Now", and John Williams have pretty much kept classical music from vanishing these past 50 years. A couple of friends I had in college got into recognizing and appreciating classical music after recognizing some tunes they had originally heard via Bugs and Daffy. John Williams is one of the greatest classic composers ever, despite the fact his music has nothing to do with wigs, knee breeches, and singing fat chicks.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 02:19 PM (ry4ab)
weeks ago in the car with the wife and kids. I knew it was popular but
had no idea how crappy it was. Lousy, cheap production, weak talent and
very dated. It sounded like it was a crap song from some cheap
infomercial made 20 years ago.
Posted by: Dang at December 28, 2015 01:54 PM (2oWD2)
Spent Christmas with a number of little nieces and nephews. It stunning how vapidly stupid kid's entertainment is. Granted I was probably watching Scooby Doo at that age but these kid's shows (with all the cutesy voices) are headache inducing.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2015 02:20 PM (45oDG)
Apparently, Jeb! has challenged The Donald to a one-on-one debate...I say they should go at it muy thai style...
Boy there is a beatdown in the making, although if Jeb is feeling froggy, let him take a leap.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2015 02:20 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 28, 2015 02:20 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: bourbonchicken at December 28, 2015 01:53 PM (Wktp3)
That's it! That's the one. It wasn't noticeably liberal, but the thick sludgy voice of the lady who did the interview with the LAPD diver who went in the la brea tar pits almost sent me over the edge.
Then in the antikythera episode, that one guy is so lame, awkward doesn't even touch it. And the other smug guy goes off "...he was trying to be helpful when he called it an ancient computer, but...it's *not* a computer. It's not a computer." Oh really. I'm sorry, what did it do again? Automate the calculation of the paths of heavily bodies? Well, since it was in a wooden box, and not a plastic one, you must be right.
I guess this makes me a critic.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 02:21 PM (xuouz)
Reminds me of the time I was trout fishing in a narrow, brushy Michigan brook. Something bumped into the back of my leg. It was a muskrat moving downstream. I let him move on a couple of yards and then clicked my tongue. That little critter dived and kicked into high gear.
Posted by: mrp at December 28, 2015 02:21 PM (JBggj)
The cells meant to protect you are used against you.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 02:13 PM (MQEz6)
The virus causes what called an immune flip. T1 and I think T4 white blood cells interchange in predominance. Thus exponentially decreasing one's ability to stave off such maladies such as certain kinds of cancer, viri, and bacteria.
Remember. This is a disease of immunosuppression.
Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 02:22 PM (Fmupd)
I know Ace has stomped this thread already, but I wanted to say, I'm pretty sure (too lazy to search) it was Bread who did "Yooooou left me... just when I needed you most."
Must've been circa '79, because that's when sheeeee left me, just when I needed her most. Or maybe I was being crazy and we needed a break. I'm still not sure.
I picked it out on the eighty-eights, both because singing it helped make that dumb song less stinging, and because I had written a song of my own that had a similar kind of tune, and I wanted to see how similar. Very.
We got back together, and have been ever since. Amen.
Posted by: mindful webworker - you left in the morning and... at December 28, 2015 02:56 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: Howard Cosell at December 29, 2015 01:12 AM (vlgjM)
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