Overnight Open Thread (12-27-2015)

Due to a confluence of events you just get pictures tonight.

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Where it's at - the Twitter

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1 No way

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 27, 2015 11:05 PM (YLidQ)

2 Way! Heading to call the Corgis

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 27, 2015 11:06 PM (YLidQ)

3 Woot woot ONT baby

Welcome back Maet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:06 PM (voOPb)

4 Hello......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:07 PM (ARP4c)

5 Happy-ish Sunday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:08 PM (AoK0a)

6 Hooooooooooooorde!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:08 PM (w57Sr)

7 Hey yall.

Time to take garbage out. BRB

Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2015 11:08 PM (o/90i)

8 Crapness.

On the list.

Oh, the shame.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:08 PM (MQEz6)

9 Nice pictures
I'm sure there's deep meaning messages there for us

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:09 PM (voOPb)

10 I fell off a horse today; damn I'm old, have a sore butt and am shuffling around like a cripple. Merry Christmas, pass the Advil.

Posted by: IC at December 27, 2015 11:09 PM (+3RH+)

11 Hello all. Is it going to be one of those shouty ONTs?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:09 PM (jR7Wy)

12 MH, you need get away.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:09 PM (ARP4c)

13 Geez #10? Yeah back to the writing.

Go home Spidey! You're drunk!
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/selection-du-weekend-172-1.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:09 PM (wOdHk)

14 Where was my heads up dang it??

Anyways, back to my question: who is Pam Gellar dating/doinking these days?? 'Cause she looks real nice in that bikini.

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:09 PM (heN73)

15 eman at December 27, 2015 11:08 PM (MQEz6)

We'll just walk behind your naked body, ringing our bell and yelling Shame!

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:10 PM (AoK0a)

16 Funny, smart, and faithful. Give me another dollar and I'll buy the "no kids" option.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 27, 2015 11:10 PM (PMlgt)

17 11 Hello all. Is it going to be one of those shouty ONTs?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:09 PM (jR7Wy)



LOUD NOISES!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:10 PM (w57Sr)

18 "Hello all. Is it going to be one of those shouty ONTs?"


Armed up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (ia0JR)

19 "Hello all. Is it going to be one of those shouty ONTs?"


Armed up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (ia0JR)

20 Maybe Pam Gellar would join ace and the other folks on an HQ podcast.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (MQEz6)

21 Not first.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (kpqmD)

22 I'll take faithful, funny, and smart.

Oh wait, I already did!

Posted by: Lauren at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (Kqit+)

23 >>>shame.

Embrace eman embrace

Mr. Hammer didn't make either one, he must have been busy last week

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (voOPb)

24 Got one of those Toto washlets for the wife. Now she wants one for every bathroom...

Posted by: In Exile at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (Z7AXG)

25 For All Hail Eris in lieu of her having to 'suffer' a shouty ONT...

https://youtu.be/0O6xDTr8dNM


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:12 PM (wOdHk)

26
15 eman at December 27, 2015 11:08 PM (MQEz6)

We'll just walk behind your naked body, ringing our bell and yelling Shame!
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:10 PM (AoK0a)

You'll throw up.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:12 PM (MQEz6)

27 Meh...people play sports for the love of the game.

That chart completely misses the point.

Some people simply do not get sports.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (qUNWi)

28 I'm number one?

I'M NUMBER ONE?!?!



But everybody's always tellin' me I'm number two?

Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (H9MG5)

29 Crap,
The ONT is up, I'm blasted, and gonna crash.
G'night, Morons...

Posted by: ChrisP at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (h37Kg)

30 Give you?

Geez NDH you'll get those 3 attributes for the money & like it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (voOPb)

31 eman @ 20 - Highly unlikely after the Atlas Jugs incident.

Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (hXu8T)

32 LOUD NOISES!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:10 PM (w57Sr)
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Back it the fuck up, bog rat!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (jR7Wy)

33 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (YJmuy)

34
20 Maybe Pam Gellar would join ace and the other folks on an HQ podcast.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (MQEz6)


She does not like ace so no.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (zt+N6)

35 Shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (X3/T3)

36 http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/
selection-du-weekend-172-1.jpg


Maybe drunk isn't exactly the right word for it ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (AoK0a)

37 Back it the fuck up, bog rat!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (jR7Wy)



.....but you'll never take MY FREEEEEDOM!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (w57Sr)

38 30 Give you?

Geez NDH you'll get those 3 attributes for the money & like it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (voOPb)

Women. No matter what you give it's never enough.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (kpqmD)

39 Damn. Just read that Dave Henderson died today at 57.

Thank you, Hendu, for that home run for the Red Sox in the 5th game of the 1986 ALCS.

Rest In Peace.


Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (QWtgr)

40 Shit.

OK, if you think it'll help I can try.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 27, 2015 11:15 PM (YJmuy)

41 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2015 11:15 PM (EzgxV)

42 Bog rat? Ha, that's funny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:15 PM (voOPb)

43 Maybe Pam Gellar would join ace and the other folks on an HQ podcast.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (MQEz6)

Would be nice if it was televised, especially with an outfit like that.

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:15 PM (heN73)

44 Blanco Basura at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (YJmuy)

Evening ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:15 PM (AoK0a)

45 BC @ 37 - Wrong bog.

Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:15 PM (hXu8T)

46 27 Meh...people play sports for the love of the game.

That chart completely misses the point.

Some people simply do not get sports.
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (qUNWi)

I liked competition but had strong antipathy toward team sports.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (kpqmD)

47 Is BCochran smashed?

Rhetorical question?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (wOdHk)

48 27: Also, a college education is no longer a guarantee of employment.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (syGA0)

49 Gotta love the incorrect use of "your" in that last poster about the importance of getting a colege education as a football player.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (QWtgr)

50 Yeah the Pam Gellar / ace thang ain't happenin.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (qUNWi)

51
34
20 Maybe Pam Gellar would join ace and the other folks on an HQ podcast.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (MQEz6)


She does not like ace so no.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (zt+N6)

Yeah, I know, but it has been a while.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (MQEz6)

52 @38 Insomniac

No kidding

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (voOPb)

53
27 Meh...people play sports for the love of the game.

That chart completely misses the point.

Some people simply do not get sports.
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (qUNWi)


Well I don't think that chart is saying anything about not playing football. I think it's saying, it's ok to play football but only a tiny percentage actually can make a career and living off it so better pay attention in class.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:17 PM (zt+N6)

54 You'll throw up.

They make really dark sunglasses, don't they ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:17 PM (AoK0a)

55 She does not like ace so no.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (zt+N6)
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Fur sticks to tanning oil.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:17 PM (jR7Wy)

56 47 Is BCochran smashed?

Rhetorical question?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (wOdHk)



Smashed? No.

Sober? No.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:17 PM (w57Sr)

57 Anna - Hmmm, it's a day ending with "y" so ...

Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:17 PM (hXu8T)

58 47 Is BCochran smashed?

Rhetorical question?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (wOdHk)

Does a bear rape Leo DiCaprio in the woods?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 27, 2015 11:17 PM (kpqmD)

59 Happy ONT, Horde!

Today marks the last time I'll mow the damn lawn this year. I simply refuse to mow it again in 2015.

Aside from the obvious, it played hell with pain in my shoulder, neck and arm.

Y'think buying lottery tickets might be a good way to fundraise for an MRI and subsequent treatment? Yeah, me either.

At least I can afford to get drunk on New Year's Eve, so there's that.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (McRlu)

60 "Is BCochran smashed? "


You can almost make Vegas on that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (SXoqQ)

61 She does not like ace so no.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (zt+N6)

Yeah, I know, but it has been a while.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (MQEz6)

Ok, some of us are gonna need the backstory on this.

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (heN73)

62 Are we going to reprise from the Book Thread the whole debate of 'why do women in romance novels seem to like bad-boy billionaires like Mr. Christian Gray?'

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (wOdHk)

63 Do Pam and her fans still get all pissed off if you mentioned she did a video bog in her bikini at the beach?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (zt+N6)

64 Well I don't think that chart is saying anything about not playing football. I think it's saying, it's ok to play football but only a tiny percentage actually can make a career and living off it so better pay attention in class.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:17 PM (zt+N6)



Exactly. I loved playing baseball more than anything (other than my now wife and kids), but I knew that I wasn't going to be able to do it at a high enough level to support myself and a family. So I made sure of my education.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (w57Sr)

65
Does a bear rape Leo DiCaprio in the woods?


Where else would a bear rape Leo DiCaprio?

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (qUNWi)

66 Yay! I didn't make the top socks list this week.

Thank you, all those who socked more.

Evening, folks!

Short but sweet post tonight, Maet.

For those who need even more amusing panels, here's the Reaganite Republican's Sunday Funnies. Mostly good, as usual, but the Joseph and Mary one is all wrong.

http://bit.ly/1SipgNP

Posted by: mindful webworker - pock suppet at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (ACs58)

67 62 Are we going to reprise from the Book Thread the whole debate of 'why do women in romance novels seem to like bad-boy billionaires like Mr. Christian Gray?'
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (wOdHk)

I wasn't planning on it. Can't speak for anyone else.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (kpqmD)

68 Overnight Open Thread (12-27-2015)

Threadwinner!!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (ODxAs)

69 27: Also, a college education is no longer a guarantee of employment.

A certain company - that what's rhymes with Money Gel - decided paying Indian engineers who did it wrong and had to do it over again was still cheaper than paying American engineers that did it right the first time.

Oh well.

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:20 PM (AoK0a)

70 Anna @ 62 - Alpha fux and beta bux in one convenient package.

Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:20 PM (hXu8T)

71
61 She does not like ace so no.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (zt+N6)

Yeah, I know, but it has been a while.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (MQEz6)

Ok, some of us are gonna need the backstory on this.

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (heN73



Pam and ace both attended the same event a number of years ago. They met. Pam claims ace said "nice jugs" either to other people or to her.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:20 PM (zt+N6)

72 What's a video bog?

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:20 PM (heN73)

73 65
Does a bear rape Leo DiCaprio in the woods?

Where else would a bear rape Leo DiCaprio?
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (qUNWi)

Studio backlot. Bryan Singer's guest house.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 27, 2015 11:21 PM (kpqmD)

74 Pam and ace both attended the same event a number of years ago. They met. Pam claims ace said "nice jugs" either to other people or to her.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:20 PM (zt+N6)



Buahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:21 PM (w57Sr)

75 Where else would a bear rape Leo DiCaprio?
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (qUNWi)
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In the ass?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:21 PM (jR7Wy)

76
Pregnant Chelsea Clinton has been spotted out on a festive stroll with her husband, daughter and parents Hillary and Bill as they enjoyed some family time together with the family smiling and waving at passers-by during their walk through Manhattan on Sunday.

Chelsea, who grinned as she pushed along one-year-old Charlotte in a buggy, hid any signs of a baby bump with a long, gray coat and orange scarf. Her jacket was outdone by her mother, who sported a vibrant coat she bought in Afghanistan in 2003 which was embroidered with flowers.


http://tinyurl.com/js8htq6



How totes spontaneous and almost human-like. Not at all like an act of political street theater.

Also, Hillary! looks like she's wearing the drapes in a Turkish whorehouse.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 27, 2015 11:21 PM (kdS6q)

77 "OK, if you think it'll help I can try."


Probably won't hurt. Especially late night. Things get bound up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:21 PM (OAf2P)

78 65
Does a bear rape Leo DiCaprio in the woods?

Where else would a bear rape Leo DiCaprio?

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (qUNWi)



Gay Leather bar in Hollywood?

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:21 PM (zt+N6)

79 So BC got a degree in Male Studies?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:23 PM (voOPb)

80 Pam and ace both attended the same event a number of years ago. They met. Pam claims ace said "nice jugs" either to other people or to her.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:20 PM (zt+N6)

Laughing loudly......

So she can flaunt them, but we can't comment on them?? Ok then.

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:23 PM (heN73)

81 72 What's a video bog?

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:20 PM (heN73)



A typo


Video blog.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:23 PM (zt+N6)

82 Actually I think ace copped to the "Nice jugs" comment.


Unless my memory is going down the memory hole.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:23 PM (qUNWi)

83 79 So BC got a degree in Male Studies?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:23 PM (voOPb)



*snort*

I got a degree in Life. My parents taught me to think for myself.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:23 PM (w57Sr)

84 Milady got faithful and no kids (except the ones we had together). And saved $1.

Unless by "funny" you don't mean "haha..."

Posted by: mindful webworker - pock suppet at December 27, 2015 11:24 PM (ACs58)

85 Where else would a bear rape Leo DiCaprio?

Back room of a Bill Clinton fundraiser?

Posted by: Adriane the Political Elite Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:24 PM (AoK0a)

86 Well Pam does have nice jugs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:24 PM (voOPb)

87 Cool animation Anna!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:24 PM (jR7Wy)

88 Also, Hillary! looks like she's wearing the drapes in a Turkish whorehouse.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix


She saw it in the window and she just couldn't resist it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 27, 2015 11:25 PM (FkBIv)

89 Ace swears he did not say anything like that to her. I kind of believe ace.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)

90 Well Pam does have nice jugs

Indeedy do.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:25 PM (qUNWi)

91
If you choose the wealthy, don't pick the smart because you want to make sure the pre-nup is in your favor.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2015 11:25 PM (ODxAs)

92 So Leonardo is going to remake Frankie Goes to Hollywood's explicit version of "Relax"???

https://youtu.be/aLGbXHc-Ce0

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:26 PM (wOdHk)

93 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:23 PM (w57Sr)

well of course BC you're a moron

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:26 PM (voOPb)

94
89 Ace swears he did not say anything like that to her. I kind of believe ace.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)


Maybe she can read minds.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:26 PM (MQEz6)

95 NFL Week 16 Elbows ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/681158045699862528

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/681158201316802560

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/681158355721797632

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/681158500538564608

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/681158625377796096

Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2015 11:26 PM (GrXXa)

96 Actually I think ace copped to the "Nice jugs" comment.

So "nice breasts" would have been better or something? Not seeing a problem here, really.

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:26 PM (heN73)

97 Ace swears he did not say anything like that to her. I kind of believe ace.

He does seem a little shy for that.

I'm sure I must be remembering wrong.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:27 PM (qUNWi)

98 89 Ace swears he did not say anything like that to her. I kind of believe ace.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)


Maybe she can read minds.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:26 PM (MQEz6)

Well, in ace's defense, that was my first though with the bikini pic.

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:27 PM (heN73)

99
ABC7 Eyewitness News

A Caltrans spokesperson said someone had apparently reprogrammed the northbound 15 Freeway sign at Ontario Avenue Christmas night to read: "Inland Empire supports Donald Trump. Merry Xmas. Vote Donald Trump."

As opposed to its usual traffic warning, the sign with the Trump message was clearly visible to thousands of passing motorists for an unknown period of time.

http://abc7.la/1QQyul1

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 27, 2015 11:27 PM (kdS6q)

100 ...A certain company - that what's rhymes with Money Gel...


????

Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:27 PM (QelBn)

101 Pam and ace both attended the same event a number of years ago. They met. Pam claims ace said "nice jugs" either to other people or to her.

Don't remember that.

I remember a sarcastic blog post with Ace using some "Ewok slang" and Pam thinking it was serious.

Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:27 PM (AoK0a)

102 well of course BC you're a moron

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:26 PM (voOPb)



*nods*

Even when I didn't know I was a Moron.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:28 PM (w57Sr)

103 Glad you liked that video All Hail Eris. Yoshitaka Amano did the original character designs. So it is pretty unique and cool.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:28 PM (wOdHk)

104 HOOOOORDE

I've missed you fucking weirdos. I hope Santa brought you everything on your list. Except that one guy. I hope he got coal, and herpes.

Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 27, 2015 11:28 PM (e+1S5)

105 Somebody got a link to the bikini pic/vid?

....just curious.......

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:29 PM (w57Sr)

106 Why are we discussing Pamella Geller?



????

Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:29 PM (QelBn)

107 Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 27, 2015 11:28 PM (e+1S5)


Fuck you asshole

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:29 PM (w57Sr)

108 >>Does a bear rape Leo DiCaprio in the woods?

Where else would a bear rape Leo DiCaprio?
Posted by: eleven

He keeps inviting me to his house. Even I think that is creepy.

Posted by: The Bear at December 27, 2015 11:30 PM (c7vUv)

109 I'd pay money to see a bear rape Leo.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:30 PM (OCl+/)

110 Also, Hillary! looks like she's wearing the drapes in a Turkish whorehouse.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 27, 2015 11:21 PM (kdS6q)


Jeebus, you actually went to the link to look at that bunch of phony bastards?
Seriously, though, even if they're liberal, how can anyone be dumb enough to not see through that bullshit?

It reminds me of the time during the Monica scandal where Hillary and Bubba were photographed holding hands and kissing on a beach. It was really sickening.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2015 11:30 PM (+lVUW)

111 Maybe she can read minds.
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I think when we stare, it kind of gives us away

Posted by: Methos at December 27, 2015 11:30 PM (ZbV+0)

112 106 Why are we discussing Pamella Geller?

????

Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:29 PM (QelBn)



We're discussing Pamela's tits.

Minor but important and distinct difference.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:30 PM (w57Sr)

113 106 Why are we discussing Pamella Geller?


Boobs.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:30 PM (qUNWi)

114 Big boobs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:31 PM (voOPb)

115 I love how 70K HS senior football players and 310K NCAA FB players is only 6.5%. Maybe the poster creator should go back to school.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2015 11:32 PM (chkUd)

116 It reminds me of the time during the Monica scandal where Hillary and Bubba were photographed holding hands and kissing on a beach. It was really sickening.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Was that when they were dancing to inaudible music?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 27, 2015 11:32 PM (FkBIv)

117 Public education what can't it do?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:33 PM (voOPb)

118 Again, with the No Yoko.

It's almost as if Maet is going soft on us.

Posted by: Garrett at December 27, 2015 11:33 PM (UOmdM)

119 Thank God, this awful game is over. Giants are officially out of the wild card contention, right? Though I did feel sorry for Eli Manning though, a few sacks in and he looked like he was going to cry.

Posted by: IC at December 27, 2015 11:33 PM (+3RH+)

120 What makes Geller's better?

Andrea Tantaros posted a bikini pic this summer that was pretty spectacular

Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:33 PM (QelBn)

121 Watching the NFL Network and Aaron Rodgers press conference.

Shorter Aaron..."we suck".

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 27, 2015 11:33 PM (/HC6x)

122 It's almost as if Maet is going soft on us.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Maetball.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (qUNWi)

123 Ok, some of us are gonna need the backstory on this.

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (heN73)

Ace was in a pottery store and Pam was standing next to him. Ace looks at some fancy crockery and says "man, those jugs are spectacular!". Pam slapped him and stormed out of the store. Ace didn't understand, thought she'd appreciate fine pottery.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (GrXXa)

124 Andrea Tantaros posted a bikini pic this summer that was pretty spectacular

Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:33 PM (QelBn)



I saw that. And yeah, it was excellent.

I'm pretty pleased with my autographed pic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (w57Sr)

125 With the pretendy scandal that the staged scene and photographs were an invasion of marital privacy.

That was kind of tragic.

Posted by: sarahw at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (3fTXW)

126 Somebody got a link to the bikini pic/vid?

....just curious.......

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:29 PM (w57Sr)

Link in nic.

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (heN73)

127 Anna, I thought the artist's style looked familiar. He drew the illustrations in one of my favorite art books, "Dawn: the Worlds of Final Fantasy". Yoshitaka Amano!

I got the book in Okinawa and it's in Japanese so I had to reverse engineer it based on his artistically illegible signature.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (jR7Wy)

128 >>>Fuck you asshole

I missed you too, sweetie. Now, back to the very important topic of Pam Gellar's tits. I'm a big fan.

Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (e+1S5)

129 If you want your kid to get a scholarship to play football in college then play in the pros have him do one thing.

Be a long snapper.

Guy I grew up with used to practice long snapping all the time from the time we were in middle school. Became a pretty good one when we were in high school, good enough to get a full ride to Va Tech.

About 8 years ago, a kid from Roanoke who was a high school long snapper got a scholarship to UVa. After graduation signed as an NFL free agent, just picked up a Super Bowl ring last year.

If you are a good long snapper, you can get your years in to get full NFLPA retirement benefits.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 27, 2015 11:35 PM (Z7G74)

130 >>. Except that one guy. I hope he got coal, and herpes.



I'm not your 'guy', buddy!

Posted by: Phillip at December 27, 2015 11:35 PM (UOmdM)

131 Link in nic.

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (heN73)



Not too shabby at all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:35 PM (w57Sr)

132 IIRC, Pam complained to Ace about commenters here making Atlas Jugs jokes, and he responded they were nice.

Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:35 PM (hXu8T)

133 >>>It's almost as if Maet is going soft on us.

You're a bad person, Garrett.

Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 27, 2015 11:36 PM (e+1S5)

134
123 Ok, some of us are gonna need the backstory on this.

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (heN73)

Ace was in a pottery store and Pam was standing next to him. Ace looks at some fancy crockery and says "man, those jugs are spectacular!". Pam slapped him and stormed out of the store. Ace didn't understand, thought she'd appreciate fine pottery.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (GrXXa)

That's his story and he's sticking to it.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:36 PM (MQEz6)

135 >>>I'm not your 'guy', buddy!

I'm not your buddy, pal!

Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 27, 2015 11:37 PM (e+1S5)

136 I believe the Ace 'nice jugs' comment the first time they spoke really did happen. But there's a backstory. Apparently before this Pam had complained (mostly jokingly I believe) that every time Ace linked or mentioned her he somehow worked in a reference to her ample bosom. So of course when he finally met her at some party he had to immediately follow through with a comment on her boobage.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 27, 2015 11:37 PM (IQNjB)

137 Good night. Winter is coming to the northeast tonight and I have to be well-rested to deal with it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 27, 2015 11:37 PM (KQTmr)

138 Not too shabby at all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:35 PM (w57Sr)

Works for me.

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:37 PM (heN73)

139 136 I believe the Ace 'nice jugs' comment the first time they spoke really did happen. But there's a backstory. Apparently before this Pam had complained (mostly jokingly I believe) that every time Ace linked or mentioned her he somehow worked in a reference to her ample bosom. So of course when he finally met her at some party he [had] to immediately follow through with a comment on her boobage.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 27, 2015 11:37 PM (IQNjB)



Brilliant. Fuck people who can't take a joke.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:38 PM (w57Sr)

140 I love how 70K HS senior football players and 310K NCAA FB players is only 6.5%.

You got the numbers backward, but nevertheless the ncaa number is all of the ncaa - freshman to seniors.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2015 11:38 PM (ODxAs)

141 Ok gotta wrap up and go home. Back later.

Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:38 PM (heN73)

142 129,

That just sounds so wrong.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:38 PM (MQEz6)

143 What is supposed to be the 'Best' commercials out of Japan for 2015. I don't think the word Best means what they think it means.

https://youtu.be/LmIrtGIPfKk

I'll let you find the DBZ commercial. Or the Mercedes A-class getting the Vocaloid treatment. Then there is the energy drink commercial with the Uber Type A guy shooing flames out his eyes. And to go with the smart toilet picture Maet posted, a toilet commercial.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:39 PM (wOdHk)

144 >>39 Damn. Just read that Dave Henderson died today at 57.



That is really sad.
Inly foul ball I ever caught (at an MLB Game) was hit by Dave Henderson.

Posted by: Phillip at December 27, 2015 11:39 PM (90C/G)

145 Oh jeez. I reversed HS seniors and college players. Still 70K/310 K is over 20% not only 6.5%

Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2015 11:40 PM (chkUd)

146
136 I believe the Ace 'nice jugs' comment the first time they spoke really did happen. But there's a backstory. Apparently before this Pam had complained (mostly jokingly I believe) that every time Ace linked or mentioned her he somehow worked in a reference to her ample bosom. So of course when he finally met her at some party he [had] to immediately follow through with a comment on her boobage.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 27, 2015 11:37 PM (IQNjB)



I don't know. I think I remember ace denying it ever happened on a couple different occasions. And there was that attempt by her to use it as an attack on him back during the 2012 election.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:40 PM (zt+N6)

147 120:Andrea Tantaros posted a bikini pic this summer that was pretty spectacular


She is pretty spectacular. She's wears the most wondrous tiniest skirts. She's quite the babe. The bikini pic was fap worthy!

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 27, 2015 11:40 PM (syGA0)

148 Evenin' Miss Adriane.

Sorry for the delayed response, had to attempt taking care of a request. It got messy.

All better now, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 27, 2015 11:41 PM (YJmuy)

149 SockOFF

Posted by: Garrett at December 27, 2015 11:41 PM (90C/G)

150 Dana Loesch has some nice sweater puppies also.

Whoever said women with big boobs were dumb is dumb.

Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:41 PM (QelBn)

151 It reminds me of the time during the Monica scandal where Hillary and Bubba were photographed holding hands and kissing on a beach. It was really sickening.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Was that when they were dancing to inaudible music?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 27, 2015 11:32 PM (FkBIv)


Kind of makes you wonder what the people on their staffs, who are first hand witnesses to all the phoniness, say about them behind their backs. I believe that book Primary Colors was written by someone from the campaign staff.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2015 11:41 PM (+lVUW)

152 310 K is all the players in ncaa, not just incoming freshman.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2015 11:41 PM (ODxAs)

153
144 >>39 Damn. Just read that Dave Henderson died today at 57.

That is really sad.
Inly foul ball I ever caught (at an MLB Game) was hit by Dave Henderson.
Posted by: Phillip at December 27, 2015 11:39 PM (90C/G)

I remember him.

I think he caught the second out in the ninth inning in game six. He was very happy for a short while. One more to go.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:41 PM (MQEz6)

154 Hasta, Blano.



Rest of the ONT, WTF, over?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:43 PM (3pXHx)

155 >>>150 Dana Loesch has some nice sweater puppies also.

True story. Also, Tarantos is a serious babe. Both are hotter than Pammy cakes.

Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 27, 2015 11:43 PM (e+1S5)

156 After I had to put in a new T. Crapper for the folks a couple of weeks ago, I got to looking at some of the big manufacturers' web sites. Kohler makes a $6300 Crapper, with all the bells an whistles. Promo pictures show it in the middle of this huge, wide open bathroom space.

I just don't get it. Even if I had Bill Gates' money, I wouldn't be blowing $6K on a crapper. And I want a bathroom to be a small, tight place, no wide open spaces. I want to do in my business very privately, thank you.

Posted by: Col. Angus, Enil Angus, that is at December 27, 2015 11:43 PM (dvuhZ)

157 I believe that book Primary Colors was written by someone from the campaign staff.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Joe Klein

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 27, 2015 11:43 PM (FkBIv)

158 >>Ace was in a pottery store and Pam was standing next to him. Ace looks at some fancy crockery and says "man, those jugs are spectacular!".


That was a Funny Thread.

Posted by: Garrett at December 27, 2015 11:44 PM (90C/G)

159 Ahha. Found it.

But Pam Geller is repeating the tale of how I, upon first meeting her at CPAC, said "Nice jugs" or something.

Didn't happen.

Here now the actual story.

It's long. But here it is.


http://minx.cc:1080/?post=320657

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:44 PM (zt+N6)

160 51
34
20 Maybe Pam Gellar would join ace and the other folks on an HQ podcast.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (MQEz6)


She does not like ace so no.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (zt+N6)

Yeah, I know, but it has been a while.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (MQEz6)


Are you not familiar with how long a woman will hold a grudge?

BTW, I think Ace copped to saying "nub nub" that in Ewok means "nice jugs", but Ace didn't know that Pam had a decoder bra on.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 27, 2015 11:44 PM (Z7G74)

161 Crap. Sock fail big time, that was from last night's ONT. Why oh why does it remember the socks.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 27, 2015 11:45 PM (dvuhZ)

162 Hillary is so F-ing drunk she's holding on to the carriage.

As to Pamela who really knows?


Posted by: Ralph at December 27, 2015 11:45 PM (+hd5N)

163 Blanco Basura at December 27, 2015 11:41 PM (YJmuy)

Looking Eastward, I am grateful we don't have blizzards and tornados ...

{speaking of messy}

Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:45 PM (AoK0a)

164 If Ms Geller wants to slap me in the face with those boobs I will turn the other cheek. Repeatedly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:45 PM (voOPb)

165 The Jack in the Box thing is a PhotoShop job.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2015 11:46 PM (B8JRQ)

166 Pam Geller is crazy, but as long as she keeps it trained on the Muzzies, I'm good with it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 27, 2015 11:46 PM (dvuhZ)

167 DC @ 155 - And both have a lot fewer miles on them than Pam.

Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:47 PM (hXu8T)

168 How old was 'The Canckles' whe she and bill danced on an empty beach in a bathing suit with no music?



I heard if you look really , really look close at the pic, her suit says "wide load" on it.

I've never been interested enough to look at it that close.

Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:47 PM (QelBn)

169 140. Oops. I guess my Sunday night brain is not very sharp. So OK only 6.5% of HS players are getting a FB scholarship and given the crappy level of education in today's colleges I would say the majority that are going to have to pay their own tuition should be looking into learning a trade.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2015 11:47 PM (chkUd)

170 All Hail Eris, Amano is scheduled to attend Anime Expo in 2016. If you want his autograph.

http://www.anime-expo.org/first-guest-announcement-for-ax-2016/

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:47 PM (wOdHk)

171 after the Atlas Jugs incident.
Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (hXu8T)

You mean after pammy made up the atlas jugs story. Cause let me repeat my call of utter bullshit on this story. I've met the ewok & he was a gentleman. No. Fucking. Way. He said that to her. And I'd call bullshit to her face.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 27, 2015 11:48 PM (Vm8WO)

172 Looks like we both are slightly misremembering Maet.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:48 PM (zt+N6)

173 "but Ace didn't know that Pam had a decoder bra on"


Now. we're fcuked. Why din't he know this?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:48 PM (0QAz+)

174 Dana Loesch has some nice sweater puppies also.

True story. Also, Tarantos is a serious babe. Both are hotter than Pammy cakes.



Trying to be fair but both Loesch and Tantaros are younger than Pam. A good bit younger.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 27, 2015 11:49 PM (syGA0)

175 Is Andrea Tantaros still dating that long haired rocker dude that made the Daily Mail a while back? Even she goes for the bad boy type apparently.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 27, 2015 11:49 PM (dvuhZ)

176 Looking Eastward, I am grateful we don't have blizzards and tornados ...


Probabaly don't have to worry about that until the glaciers advance as far south as Denver. Maybe a bit before that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 27, 2015 11:50 PM (YJmuy)

177 LMFAO at the Gellar post by Ace.

He is trying very very hard to be polite there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:51 PM (w57Sr)

178 Tarantos, didn't she date the weasel mayor of SF?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:51 PM (voOPb)

179 Just looked it up, Pam Geller is 57. Apples and oranges to compare her to the younger babes.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 27, 2015 11:51 PM (dvuhZ)

180 Thanks for the link, Buzzion.

It makes Ace's appearance at NoVaMoMee all the more wonderous, like a Bigfoot sighting.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:51 PM (jR7Wy)

181 True story. Also, Tarantos is a serious babe. Both are hotter than Pammy cakes.
Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 27, 2015 11:43 PM (e+1S5)


I'm not kicking Pam out of bed for eating Tam Tams in bed.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 27, 2015 11:52 PM (Z7G74)

182 And I want a bathroom to be a small, tight place, no wide open spaces. I want to do in my business very privately, thank you.
Posted by: Col. Angus, Enil Angus, that is at December 27, 2015 11:43 PM (dvuhZ)


I agree. Now I've seen some nice, large bathrooms where the toilet is set off in its own little nook from the sinks and shower. That makes sense.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2015 11:52 PM (+lVUW)

183 Tarantos, didn't she date the weasel mayor of SF?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:51 PM (voOPb)

That is Kimberly Gylfoil (SP?) who also has boobeh's and brains

Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:52 PM (QelBn)

184 Confluence of events my ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2015 11:52 PM (RU5ki)

185 The painted one was married to him.


Posted by: Ralph at December 27, 2015 11:52 PM (+hd5N)

186 Who's Tam Tams, and is she hot too?

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:52 PM (zt+N6)

187 I have McDonalds and Chick-fil-A gift cards which I use when going through the drive-through window. That way I don't have to unbuckle my seat belt, get out my wallet, and put the change in my pocket. They can be recharged, too.

Posted by: rickl at December 27, 2015 11:53 PM (sdi6R)

188 It makes Ace's appearance at NoVaMoMee all the more wonderous, like a Bigfoot sighting.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:51 PM (jR7Wy)



Best part of that night was watching Ace walk up to people and introduce himself.

Totally straight faced. "Hi, I'm Ace."

The look on people's faces as it dawned on them...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:53 PM (w57Sr)

189 178: No, that's Kimberly Guilfoyle, who was married to the weaselly mayor. I think she married again, and divorced #2 as well.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 27, 2015 11:53 PM (dvuhZ)

190 Pam's pretty hot for 57.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:53 PM (qUNWi)

191 There's a Gellar post?

What it say?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:53 PM (WtCBj)

192
I believe that book Primary Colors was written by someone from the campaign staff.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Joe Klein
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.




Teve Torbes

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 27, 2015 11:54 PM (kdS6q)

193 In other words, gender notwithstanding, bet on the pretty face and the nice rack over the NFL tryout.

It's time to start a mutual fund that invests in breast enhancements and other minor cosmetic cleanups for cute 18-26 year old females.


Posted by: JEM at December 27, 2015 11:54 PM (o+SC1)

194 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 27, 2015 11:48 PM (Vm8WO)
---
Yeah, Ace seemed very shy and retiring.

Not at all like the drunken loudmouths at the gathering (BC!)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:54 PM (jR7Wy)

195 162 Hillary is so F-ing drunk she's holding on to the carriage.
Posted by: Ralph at December 27, 2015 11:45 PM (+hd5N)


Be fair now. She's also old, and senile. You can't blame her inability to walk unaided completely on the alcoholism.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2015 11:55 PM (+lVUW)

196 178 Tarantos, didn't she date the weasel mayor of SF?,


Wrong pair of Fox boobies. That was that Kimberly Guifoyle chick.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 27, 2015 11:55 PM (syGA0)

197 191 There's a Gellar post?

What it say?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:53 PM (WtCBj)



Link at 159. Basically Gellar complaining about commenters calling her Atlas Jugs and ace trying to defuse it by saying, that its probably meant in a favorable way.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:55 PM (zt+N6)

198 Not at all like the drunken loudmouths at the gathering (BC!)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:54 PM (jR7Wy)



Wtf?!?!?

I was totally well behaved this year!!

(Ignoring the loud debate on religion with Bill McMorris out on the patio)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:55 PM (w57Sr)

199 A Caltrans spokesperson said someone had apparently reprogrammed the
northbound 15 Freeway sign at Ontario Avenue Christmas night to read:
"Inland Empire supports Donald Trump. Merry Xmas. Vote Donald Trump."


There once upon a time a tutorial passed around on how to reprogram those sign-boards, with the added comment, "Agencies have been alerted to this and have started to padlock the control boxes. Remember to bring bolt-cutters"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2015 11:56 PM (q2o38)

200 I could absolutely use a drink.

Who's with me?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:56 PM (w57Sr)

201 Thanks puddlegum

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:56 PM (voOPb)

202 Why Atlas Jugs?

Like the rockets? Or because they bear the world on their rounded shoulders?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:56 PM (jR7Wy)

203 "Confluence of events my ass."


Well, most of the time you have a plan but then circumstamnces, well, circumstances.




Ya know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:57 PM (WtCBj)

204 Who's with me?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:56 PM (w57Sr)
---
I am!

*runs to fridge for an insouciant little blush wine*

Let's toast to Ace and Atlas Jugs!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:58 PM (jR7Wy)

205 "Gotta love the incorrect use of 'your' in that last poster about the
importance of getting a colege education as a football player."

Also, there appears to be a lack of understanding of how the word "won't" is supposed to contain an apostrophe.

I expect that most people who are counting on a career in NFL thugball are going to get lost before the end of the first sentence in any case, much less being able to understand percentages or apostrophe usage.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 27, 2015 11:58 PM (noWW6)

206 202 Why Atlas Jugs?

Like the rockets? Or because they bear the world on their rounded shoulders?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:56 PM (jR7Wy)



Cause her blog is Atlas Shrugs, and it rhymes with Jugs. Remember... morons. We're not that clever.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:58 PM (zt+N6)

207
SNL: Bob Dole and Pat Buchanan try to prove that ghostwritten book is obviously authored by Steve Forbes.

https://screen.yahoo.com/nightline-bob-dole-pat-buchanan-000000074.html

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 27, 2015 11:58 PM (kdS6q)

208 >> That is Kimberly Gylfoil (SP?) who also has boobeh's and brains

Guilfoyle, ferchrissakes.

Got this thing called Google, y'know. Like paint, covers a multitude of sins.

Rack, yeh. The rest is ok. Brains? Yeah, well her SF Ex has and will do well for himself.

Posted by: JEM at December 27, 2015 11:58 PM (o+SC1)

209 Benefits @ 171 - Please see my comment @ 132; it very roughly follows the events in buzzion's link @ 159.

Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:59 PM (hXu8T)

210 Looks like we both are slightly misremembering Maet.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:48 PM (zt+N6)


Well in the original version that Ace related to the cobs he said it was true that he said this but it was in the context of a joke based on her comment to him. Apparently though it wasn't really a joke to her and she tried to use it against him later minus the context in which he said it.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 27, 2015 11:59 PM (IQNjB)

211 >> Cause her blog is Atlas Shrugs, and it rhymes with Jugs

If I were going to be cruel I'd suggest that Atlas Jugs ought not be aimed at the launchpad's toes.

But tonight I'm mirthful. Whatever that means.

Posted by: JEM at December 28, 2015 12:00 AM (o+SC1)

212 >>>00 I could absolutely use a drink.
Who's with me?

*raises hand* any other stupid questions?

Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 28, 2015 12:00 AM (e+1S5)

213 "I could absolutely use a drink.

Who's with me?"

When couldn't you.

?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 28, 2015 12:00 AM (O+X9V)

214 Wow, Amano speed drawing with a marker.

https://youtu.be/ECGNH5r88aQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:01 AM (wOdHk)

215 Well in the original version that Ace related to the cobs he said it was true that he said this but it was in the context of a joke based on her comment to him. Apparently though it wasn't really a joke to her and she tried to use it against him later minus the context in which he said it.

Mongo confused.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:01 AM (qUNWi)

216 Benefits? Eff you iPad autocucumber!

Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2015 12:01 AM (hXu8T)

217 "No, that's Kimberly Guilfoyle, who was married to the weaselly mayor."

I can verify that. By the way, the weaselly mayor is now my even more weaselly Lieutenant Governor, and he's plotting to become the Governor after Moonbeam finally leaves, and he's got a good shot at doing so.

Failing upwards.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 12:01 AM (noWW6)

218 Why Atlas Jugs?


Atlas Honkers didn't sound literary enough.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:01 AM (RU5ki)

219
210 Looks like we both are slightly misremembering Maet.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:48 PM (zt+N6)

Well in the original version that Ace related to the cobs he said it was true that he said this but it was in the context of a joke based on her comment to him. Apparently though it wasn't really a joke to her and she tried to use it against him later minus the context in which he said it.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 27, 2015 11:59 PM (IQNjB)

This when a time machine comes in really handy.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:01 AM (MQEz6)

220 We're waiting, BC

*sips, totally not waiting*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 28, 2015 12:02 AM (jR7Wy)

221 Here's a good post I read earlier tonight at Gates of Vienna:

http://gatesofvienna.net/2015/12/to-be-or-not-to-be-an-extremist/

OK, so it's a little heavy for the ONT. But it's content, dammit.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 12:02 AM (sdi6R)

222 When couldn't you.

?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 28, 2015 12:00 AM (O+X9V)



Well, I always could use one when you're around.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:02 AM (w57Sr)

223 186 Who's Tam Tams, and is she hot too?
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:52 PM (zt+N6)


Tam Tams are unleavened crackers made by Manischewitz, and they are really good.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 28, 2015 12:02 AM (Z7G74)

224
Cause her blog is Atlas Shrugs, and it rhymes with Jugs. Remember... morons. We're not that clever.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:58 PM (zt+N6)


I thought it was because they were shaped like Northern Africa. And there were elephants and... I dunno, Moroccans?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2015 12:02 AM (q2o38)

225 Sorry, Eris.

A toast, my friends!


The rose may kiss the butterfly,
the wine may kiss the crystal glass,
a girl may kiss her man goodbye,
but you, my friends, may kiss my ass.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:03 AM (w57Sr)

226 That Ewok's vulgar humor is nuttin' to encourage!!!

Posted by: another shrill scrunt, whose name I can't recall, that can't take a joke at December 28, 2015 12:04 AM (H9MG5)

227 hahaha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 28, 2015 12:04 AM (jR7Wy)

228 Sounds like Ms Geller is a highly wound up broad.

Mad at the horde? Golly we are on the same side.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:04 AM (voOPb)

229 The rose may kiss the butterfly,
the wine may kiss the crystal glass,
a girl may kiss her man goodbye,
but you, my friends, may kiss my ass.


Holy shit, that rhymes.

How did you do that?

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:05 AM (qUNWi)

230 And let me add that the story I got from someone who has socialized with her (and is a fellow tribe member) is that she is an uber JAP. The stereotype.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (Vm8WO)

231 Geller is feisty.

She wears way tight tops to muzzie events that gets the muzzies all batshit.

She has posted several vids, I think, with bearded goat humping Mustafa telling her to cover up her boobeh's.

Posted by: Jake at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (QelBn)

232 How did you do that?

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:05 AM (qUNWi)



*snort*

I can't take credit for that one, but I have been known to drop some poetry from time to time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (w57Sr)

233 218 Why Atlas Jugs?


Atlas Honkers didn't sound literary enough.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:01 AM (RU5ki)

Besides Nipples Galore and Tits LaRue were taken

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (voOPb)

234 229 The rose may kiss the butterfly,
the wine may kiss the crystal glass,
a girl may kiss her man goodbye,
but you, my friends, may kiss my ass.

Holy shit, that rhymes.

How did you do that?

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:05 AM (qUNWi)


If I had to guess it would be that he did it by going to a website full of toasts and choosing one he find appropriate.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (zt+N6)

235 Invite her to a podcast, give her an HQ t-shirt, and promise not to set off the sprinkler system.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (MQEz6)

236 229
The rose may kiss the butterfly,

the wine may kiss the crystal glass,

a girl may kiss her man goodbye,

but you, my friends, may kiss my ass.



Holy shit, that rhymes.



How did you do that?

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:05 AM (qUNWi)


He's got a big book of 'em that he won at a drinking contest.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 12:07 AM (EzgxV)

237 235 Invite her to a podcast, give her an HQ t-shirt, and promise not to set off the sprinkler system.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (MQEz6)



So.....lie?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:07 AM (w57Sr)

238 Oh, the shame...

One more week of shutdown and then it's back to work and off the list!

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 12:08 AM (OLNwX)

239
237 235 Invite her to a podcast, give her an HQ t-shirt, and promise not to set off the sprinkler system.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (MQEz6)


So.....lie?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:07 AM (w57Sr)

I never said that.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:08 AM (MQEz6)

240 Oyasumi.

Time to sling more words at screen to see if any stick.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:08 AM (wOdHk)

241 Tam Tams are unleavened crackers made by Manischewitz, and they are really good.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
-------------
Man, oh man, oh Manischewitz.

You have to be of a certain age...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:08 AM (oFSUK)

242 Hell, I had a good couple rejoinders but I gotta puss out and got to bed.


Hasta.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 28, 2015 12:09 AM (ZZivJ)

243 I never said that.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:08 AM (MQEz6)



You said "HQ t-shirt" and "promise not to turn on the sprinklers". That's two blatant lies right there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:10 AM (w57Sr)

244 Vaya con Dios, Ricardo.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:10 AM (w57Sr)

245
243 I never said that.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:08 AM (MQEz6)


You said "HQ t-shirt" and "promise not to turn on the sprinklers". That's two blatant lies right there.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:10 AM (w57Sr)

Lie...lie...is such a strong word.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:11 AM (MQEz6)

246 Creative non-truth telling?

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:12 AM (zt+N6)

247 "Moroning"?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:12 AM (w57Sr)

248 That was a Geller event in Garland Texas where 2 muzzies showed up at hoping to shoot the place up, only to be dispatched by a Texan with a .45 at 50 yards or so?

I think I got that right.


Posted by: Jake at December 28, 2015 12:13 AM (QelBn)

249 I'm just trying to bring two people together who are separated by a spectacular misunderstanding.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:13 AM (MQEz6)

250 What's so great is the very first comment at buzzion's link.

Morons gotta moron :-)

Posted by: speedster1 at December 28, 2015 12:14 AM (1brdf)

251 249 I'm just trying to bring two people together who are separated by a spectacular misunderstanding.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:13 AM (MQEz6)
--
...and an enormous rack.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 28, 2015 12:15 AM (jR7Wy)

252 Can't the Jews just leaven something once in a while for Christ's sake?

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:15 AM (qUNWi)

253 246
Creative non-truth telling?

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:12 AM (zt+N6)


Terminilogical inexactitude.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 12:16 AM (EzgxV)

254 Cable is out. Y'all are my last resort.

Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 12:17 AM (M2/og)

255 252 eleven

You want we should rise to the occasion once in a while?

Posted by: speedster1 at December 28, 2015 12:17 AM (1brdf)

256 Jack in the Box monster tacos are delicious.

Posted by: denver todd at December 28, 2015 12:17 AM (QFsoD)

257
Why are we discussing Pamella Geller?

The way I heard it:

Ace was at The Baseball Hall of Fame and Pam was standing next to him. Ace looks at Yogi Berra's catcher's mitt and says "I've seen that face before!"

Pam slapped him and stormed out of the store.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 28, 2015 12:18 AM (RcpcZ)

258 Nice toast BC. Saved for future use without attribution. Now where did I leave that bottle of GM?

Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 28, 2015 12:18 AM (e+1S5)

259
252 Can't the Jews just leaven something once in a while for Christ's sake?
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:15 AM (q

Feeling a bit cross?

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:18 AM (MQEz6)

260 Geez soona talk about pressure

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:18 AM (voOPb)

261 256 dt

There's a Hillary! Joke in there, somewhere, no?

Posted by: speedster1 at December 28, 2015 12:19 AM (1brdf)

262 You want we should rise to the occasion once in a while?

Yeah! And a little yeast won't kill you.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:19 AM (qUNWi)

263
261 256 dt

There's a Hillary! Joke in there, somewhere, no?
Posted by: speedster1 at December 28, 2015 12:19 AM (1brdf)

Not really.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:20 AM (MQEz6)

264 262 eleven

Ah, infectious humor.

Posted by: speedster1 at December 28, 2015 12:20 AM (1brdf)

265 Okay folks, I'm fading fast and 0500 will be here too soon. Let's keep it boozy and fun and racktastic, okay?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 28, 2015 12:20 AM (jR7Wy)

266 I'm not so good at guessing womens weight.

The Canckles is what 5'2" and 180 or so currently?



Posted by: Jake at December 28, 2015 12:20 AM (QelBn)

267 The absolute best part of working four extra shifts over three days to give Christian colleagues the holiday off?

https://twitter.com/johannalapp/status/681259185707810816

It's the witness of "Christians" like Donna that keeps my lack of faith alive and burning brightly.

Bright side: Won't make the same mistake twice.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 12:21 AM (j+aWk)

268 265 Okay folks, I'm fading fast and 0500 will be here too soon. Let's keep it boozy and fun and racktastic, okay?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 28, 2015 12:20 AM (jR7Wy)



But....you're leaving....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:22 AM (w57Sr)

269 >>250 What's so great is the very first comment at buzzion's link.



Lotta funneh in the comments!

Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 12:23 AM (90C/G)

270 >>>Okay folks, I'm fading fast and 0500 will be here too soon. Let's keep it boozy and fun and racktastic, okay?

Night, Eris! I'm a huge fan of booze, fun and boobs, so I will do as you request.

Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 28, 2015 12:23 AM (e+1S5)

271 267 DR spellcheck

You, madam, are mensch (yeah, I know).

Please don't let some jerk ruin the wonderful mitzvah you performed.

Posted by: speedster1 at December 28, 2015 12:23 AM (1brdf)

272 Hmmm, I posted something once at gatesofvienna and got a bunch of creepy back traffic and probes. Tickled my socks and tar baby. Not sure what lists it put me on. Be careful out there.

Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:24 AM (fBkaR)

273 Rain has ceased for a while, but it's really windy now.

We were in town and started getting repeated, frequent brownouts. Right after I left my previous comment, the modem or router quit working. Folded up and headed home instead of bothering to reset them with the power continuing to fluctuate.

*

The Ace-Geller meeting: Maybe it was one of those "I didn't just say that out loud, I hope" moments?



*

Col. Angus: Kohler makes a $6300 Crapper, with all the bells an whistles....

Oh, yeah? Did it have the ballzac support post featured back a few ONTs? If not, it's just not worth it...!

Posted by: mindful webworker - everyone knows it's windy at December 28, 2015 12:24 AM (Rt8Uf)

274 'The only problem I've got when I'm here is having to work out with Marines in the gym,' Obama said during his annual Christmas Day visit with U.S. troops at Marine Corps Base Hawaii in Kaneohe Bay.

'Because I generally feel like your commander in chief is in pretty good shape, and then I get next to some guy, you know, curling 100 pounds and it makes me feel small.'

..............

yep about that



Posted by: Jake at December 28, 2015 12:24 AM (QelBn)

275 honeywell

Posted by: MAx at December 28, 2015 12:25 AM (LAliD)

276 For the record there never was any official blog animus towards Pam or other blogs friendly to her. It's just that we're not particularly focused on Islam so there just weren't that many cross linked stories between the blogs.

But apparently at some point Pam decided that Ace had gone dhimmi or was deliberately cutting her out of blog mentions or something and started telling people the 'nice jugs' story as if Ace had walked up to her out of the blue and made the comment. Which is why he felt compelled to write up the complete story back in 2011.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 28, 2015 12:25 AM (IQNjB)

277 @267 Spellcheck

I thought it was the big bucks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:25 AM (voOPb)

278 Hey, Garrett!

I found a new invention to rip off this spring:
https://twitter.com/chrisswat69/status/681278556131885056

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 12:27 AM (j+aWk)

279 I thought buzzion was dead.

Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 12:27 AM (M2/og)

280 Soona: Cable is out. Y'all are my last resort.

I dunno. Of all the things I've seen this place called, "resort" is not one of them....

Posted by: mindful webworker - everyone knows it's windy at December 28, 2015 12:27 AM (Rt8Uf)

281 Norman Schwarzkopf has died. RIP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 28, 2015 12:27 AM (u5gzz)

282 I thought buzzion was dead.

He's pinin for a Ford F-250.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:28 AM (qUNWi)

283 But apparently at some point Pam decided that Ace had gone dhimmi or was deliberately cutting her out of blog mentions or something and started telling people the 'nice jugs' story as if Ace had walked up to her out of the blue and made the comment. Which is why he felt compelled to write up the complete story back in 2011.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 28, 2015 12:25 AM (IQNjB)



The Internet. Where complete strangers get pissy over alleged breaches of social etiquette that don't exist and have never been defined.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:29 AM (w57Sr)

284 Daily Mail has the most hideous picture of Hillary strolling about NYC in a coat that looks like she stole off Mama Cass's cold dead body.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2015 12:29 AM (zOTsN)

285 281 Norman Schwarzkopf has died. RIP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 28, 2015 12:27 AM (u5gzz)



He died in 2012.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:29 AM (w57Sr)

286 Where else would a bear rape Leo DiCaprio?

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (qUNWi)


Now there is a low floating curve ball, if ever i saw one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 12:29 AM (UsLZp)

287 I thought buzzion was dead.

no

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 28, 2015 12:31 AM (Dwehj)

288 MisHum@277: If you measure the hours vs. the stipend, I'm making slightly above minimum wage this week.

But they did buy us dinner on Friday.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 12:31 AM (j+aWk)

289 Cloyd Freud: Norman Schwarzkopf has died. RIP.

Again? Hard to keep a good man down.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but what about Abe Vigoda? at December 28, 2015 12:31 AM (Rt8Uf)

290 273. The Ace-Geller meeting: Maybe it was one of those "I didn't just say that out loud, I hope" moments?

Yeah, not. I had a see through blouse on. He gave the girls a cursory glance after hearing my name, then kept his eyes above my collar.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:31 AM (Vm8WO)

291 Well. He is still dead. Unlike Buzzion

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2015 12:32 AM (zOTsN)

292 He died in 2012.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:29 AM (w57Sr)

Damn. You're right. So why does Insty have a post about it?

I guess if I knew it I forgot it.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 28, 2015 12:32 AM (u5gzz)

293 Damn. You're right. So why does Insty have a post about it?

I guess if I knew it I forgot it.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 28, 2015 12:32 AM (u5gzz)



He died Dec 27, 2012. Three years ago exactly. I've seen the story floating around a few places. No idea why.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:33 AM (w57Sr)

294 So the little guy is wealthy, Funny, Smart.

Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 12:34 AM (k68Qm)

295 >>>But apparently at some point Pam decided that Ace had gone dhimmi

AND PAUL RYAN IS A MUSLIM BECAUSE ONLY MUSLIMS HAVE BEARDS

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 28, 2015 12:35 AM (e+1S5)

296 Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:35 AM (oFSUK)

297 It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle. -Norman Schwarzkopf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:35 AM (oFSUK)

298 How does Pam avoid getting dizzy from having the world revolve around her?

Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2015 12:35 AM (hXu8T)

299 >> I had a see through blouse on. He gave the girls a cursory glance after hearing my name, then kept his eyes above my collar.



How rude.

Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 12:35 AM (90C/G)

300 Staying dead can often be a challenge.

Posted by: Zombie Francisco Franco at December 28, 2015 12:36 AM (Dwehj)

301 Eman, regarding game 6 of the 86 WS, I was at my folks's place in Tempe watching, and right before the wheels came off for the Sox in that 10th inning I turned to my Dad (a Massachusetts native) and said: "the Red Sox are one strike away from winning the World Series."

Then doom struck.

Needless to say in 2004 I couldn't bring myself to watch any of the WS live, but by 2007 and 2013 had recovered enough from 86 to actually watch the Sox play again.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2015 12:36 AM (QWtgr)

302 True courage is being afraid, and going ahead and doing your job anyhow, that's what courage is. -
Norman Schwarzkopf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:36 AM (oFSUK)

303 bebe's boobs destroy: ...He gave the girls a cursory glance after hearing my name, then kept his eyes above my collar.

In all fairness, your handle is asking for it. Cursory only, of course. It's not always easy.

"Like looking at the sun!" -Jerry to George

I'll take your word on Ace's gentlemanliness, naturally, so I'll take my eye-rolling attempted joke over here and dump it in the barrel.

(Joke screams in death agony)

Posted by: mindful webworker - cursoryly observing at December 28, 2015 12:36 AM (Rt8Uf)

304 >>>Yeah, not. I had a see through blouse on. He gave the girls a cursory glance after hearing my name, then kept his eyes above my collar.

If I ever meet you, I promise I will not to that. I'm a gentleman like that.

Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 28, 2015 12:37 AM (e+1S5)

305 I'm going with 'great in bed' and 'faithful' because I look for the good in all women, and refuse to believe blonds are whores. Well, not all of them.

Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:37 AM (fBkaR)

306 I've managed to convince my wife that somewhere in the Bible it says, 'Man cannot have too many shotguns and fishing poles.' - Norman Schwarzkopf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:38 AM (oFSUK)

307 Leadership is a potent combination of strategy and character. But if you must be without one, be without the strategy. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:39 AM (oFSUK)

308 Howdy Spellcheck!

(As in LittleMs.Spellcheck?)

Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 12:39 AM (90C/G)

309 If your wearing a see-thru blouse and I don't stare -- do you assume I'm gay?

Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:39 AM (fBkaR)

310 I just looks at the name "bebe's boobs destroy" and look away.


Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:39 AM (qUNWi)

311 Yeah, not. I had a see through blouse on. He gave the girls a cursory glance after hearing my name, then kept his eyes above my collar.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:31 AM (Vm8WO)


.........
wow, will power

any chance of a pic? some things should be documented.

asking for a friend



Posted by: Jake at December 28, 2015 12:39 AM (QelBn)

312 So, did no one who made that NCAA to NFL sign catch the misuse of "your", as in "If your lucky enough..."?

Posted by: SARDiver at December 28, 2015 12:40 AM (o9ahq)

313 But every man who's ever lived wants to do battle with boobs that can destroy.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:40 AM (qUNWi)

314 Hah! MisHum up top with 80+ posts per day. Is that a record?
If I didn't love you, I would point and laugh...

Posted by: That crazy homeless dude that eats your face at December 28, 2015 12:41 AM (mUsVF)

315 Bebe @ 290 - Peripheral vision.

Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2015 12:41 AM (hXu8T)

316 SARDIver, I think the sign was at an SEC school.

Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:41 AM (fBkaR)

317 @283

You got chocolate in my peanut butter.

Hey, you got peanut butter on my chocolate.

After all these years of advancement, man is still a sniveling, jealous & insecure creature

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:41 AM (voOPb)

318 272 Hmmm, I posted something once at gatesofvienna and got a bunch of creepy back traffic and probes. Tickled my socks and tar baby. Not sure what lists it put me on. Be careful out there.
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:24 AM (fBkaR)


I've been reading there for years and comment infrequently, and I've never had any problems.

I highly recommend that site, but no doubt they're pissing off the powers that be, who seem to be aligned with Islam against the citizens of Europe and North America.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 12:42 AM (sdi6R)

319 They never did one of those ads with a black guy running into a white gal.

Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:43 AM (fBkaR)

320 @314 75% of them probably came from a week ago Saturday night during DNC debate.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:43 AM (voOPb)

321 He wrote a glowing review of Colon Powell in his book.


Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 12:43 AM (+hd5N)

322 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 12:43 AM (YJmuy)

323 rickl - I read it, but carefully.

Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:44 AM (fBkaR)

324 303 In all fairness, your handle is asking for it. Cursory only, of course. It's not always easy.

Pfffttt. My chest has been getting attention since I was 13. I used to go clubbing in the bustier Bruce Jenner wore in vogue. It doesn't bother me, and I just about died laughing when I saw bebe's boobs destroy society cause yeah, the tittehs mesmerize. And my nic was born.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:44 AM (Vm8WO)

325 Nite Blanco

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:44 AM (voOPb)

326 well to be fair Colen Power in 1990 is not the same man as Colen Powel in 2015

Posted by: Jake at December 28, 2015 12:44 AM (QelBn)

327 >>309 If your wearing a see-thru blouse and I don't stare -- do you assume I'm gay?



No.


The Assless Chaps tend to distract people.

Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 12:44 AM (90C/G)

328 He wrote a glowing review of Colon Powell in his book.
---------------

There was a time when Powell had a spine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:45 AM (oFSUK)

329

Yeah, not. I had a see through blouse on. He gave the girls a cursory glance after hearing my name, then kept his eyes above my collar.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:31 AM (Vm8WO)



--------------------------


If I'm ever in that situation with you I'll........uh........hmmm........what were we talking about?

Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 12:45 AM (M2/og)

330 298 How does Pam avoid getting dizzy from having the world revolve around her?
Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2015 12:35 AM (hXu8T)


Her boobs keep her grounded.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 28, 2015 12:46 AM (Z7G74)

331 There was a time when Powell had a spine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:45 AM (oFSUK)



Ahhhh....the 80s.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:46 AM (w57Sr)

332
Pfffttt. My chest has been getting attention since I was 13. I used to go clubbing in the bustier Bruce Jenner wore in vogue. It doesn't bother me, and I just about died laughing when I saw bebe's boobs destroy society cause yeah, the tittehs mesmerize. And my nic was born.


Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:44 AM (Vm8WO)


Aww-Tah Aww-Tah

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:46 AM (zt+N6)

333 a see-thru blouse and I don't stare -- do you assume I'm gay?
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:39 AM (fBkaR)

Nah. You'd be surprised how many of teh gai guys are down with boobehs.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:46 AM (Vm8WO)

334 Assless Chaps

Why, that's just not possible.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 28, 2015 12:46 AM (Dwehj)

335 316
SARDIver, I think the sign was at an SEC school.

Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:41 AM (fBkaR)


HA!

Apparently "Sharkman" caught it above, but I wasn't able to search on my smartphone to see it.It was rather confusing to me, as "Sharkman" is another of my monikers.

Posted by: SARDiver at December 28, 2015 12:47 AM (o9ahq)

336 Everybody loves the boobehs. Even the gays.

Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2015 12:47 AM (hXu8T)

337 Nah. You'd be surprised how many of teh gai guys are down with boobehs.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:46 AM (Vm8WO)



They're jealous.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:48 AM (zt+N6)

338 Tits are just fun. Everyone can appreciate the enjoyment from a good set.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:48 AM (w57Sr)

339 Pam and ace both attended the same event a number of years ago. They met. Pam claims ace said "nice jugs" either to other people or to her.
Posted by: buzzion
----------------
And this is a bad thing how?
Geez. You skirts need to learn to take a compliment!

Posted by: That crazy homeless dude that eats your face at December 28, 2015 12:48 AM (mUsVF)

340 333 a see-thru blouse and I don't stare -- do you assume I'm gay?
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:39 AM (fBkaR)

Nah. You'd be surprised how many of teh gai guys are down with boobehs.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

Weird, so its envy?

Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:49 AM (fBkaR)

341 Thank you for all you did this holiday season Dr. Spellcheck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:49 AM (voOPb)

342 Shit. Off, bath salts sock, leftover from the foodie thread...

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 12:49 AM (mUsVF)

343 Obligatory:

Rodney Carrington - Titties and Beer.

https://youtu.be/SgyeshD8RJY

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:50 AM (zt+N6)

344 Just looked it up, Pam Geller is 57. Apples and oranges to compare her to the younger babes.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 27, 2015 11:51 PM (dvuhZ)

Oh well hell, if she's 57 that's just downright amazing.

Let's see how Andrea and Dana look at that age (if I live that long).

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 12:50 AM (C3E0x)

345 340 333 Weird, so its envy?
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:49 AM (

I don't think so, I think they just dig boobs. Well some of them anyways

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:51 AM (Vm8WO)

346 @ 338

Even Rex Ryan with his man boobs?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:52 AM (voOPb)

347 Additional Obligatory:

Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me

https://youtu.be/Eh2PjkzW20w

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:53 AM (zt+N6)

348 I could absolutely use a drink.

Who's with me?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:56 PM (w57Sr)

I'm back, and with a good stiff one.

Drink, that is.

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 12:53 AM (C3E0x)

349 Even Rex Ryan with his man boobs?

Michael Moore? Tfg?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:54 AM (Vm8WO)

350 Oh, yeah that link is apparently the NSFW version. Didn't realize that would be on Youtube.

BTW you're welcome

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:55 AM (zt+N6)

351 Bebe BC started it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:55 AM (voOPb)

352 351 Bebe BC started it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:55 AM (voOPb)



That's entirely likely. What did I do?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:56 AM (w57Sr)

353 Hey MH you are entirely responsible for the pivot to moobies

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:58 AM (Vm8WO)

354 Garrett: Yeah. I decided that after 10 years of college, "Little Miss Spellcheck" was infra dig. "Spellcheck M.D." died after a few days as just too too much. Simply Spellcheck was the sweet spot.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 12:59 AM (j+aWk)

355 >>>Tits are just fun. Everyone can appreciate the enjoyment from a good set.


*paws at Cougar*
I bet you didn't know, that I played bongos

Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 28, 2015 01:00 AM (e+1S5)

356 Thank you Buzzion, that was great

Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 01:00 AM (fBkaR)

357 Just looked it up, Pam Geller is 57. Apples and oranges to compare her to the younger babes.

Grapefruits and cantelopes? Am I the only one who thought this should have had melons?

As titillating as this thread is tonight, with all this well-rounded discussion, I must nip off to bed.

Good night, Gracies!

Posted by: mindful webworker - yes we have no bananas at December 28, 2015 01:01 AM (Rt8Uf)

358 The reference to Schwarzkopf/Powell was tongue in cheek. He was a brown noser from high school on.
Affirmative action promotions all the way. I believe they were enumerated in his book.



Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 01:01 AM (+hd5N)

359 SARDiver:

I've used Sharkman since about 97 when called that by a girlfriend who was impressed for some reason that I was a lawyer.

Gave up lawyering a few years ago, but it is hard to leave that nickname behind.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2015 01:02 AM (QWtgr)

360 Somehow, i know all of these pictures are part of the story of Obama.

Posted by: MTF- sick as a dog and yet still barking at December 28, 2015 01:03 AM (HJy3g)

361 I did get to write two more death cerftificates on Saturday, so a hat trick last week. (None my fault.)

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 01:03 AM (j+aWk)

362 laters....

Posted by: Jake at December 28, 2015 01:03 AM (QelBn)

363 Since Xmas weekend isn't over blame me, everyone else has.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 01:04 AM (voOPb)

364 346 @ 338

Even Rex Ryan with his man boobs?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:52 AM (voOPb)


Mmmph mmmph yeth mmmph

Posted by: Rex Ryan with a mouth full of toes at December 28, 2015 01:05 AM (Z7G74)

365 Nite jake

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 01:06 AM (voOPb)

366 I did get to write two more death cerftificates on Saturday, so a hat trick last week. (None my fault.)
Posted by: Spellcheck
----------------

*edges away*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 01:06 AM (oFSUK)

367 358 He was a brown noser from high school on.
Affirmative action promotions all the way. I believe they were enumerated in his book.
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 01:01 AM (+hd5N)

Thomas Sowell ripped him to shreds when W announced him as sos

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 01:07 AM (Vm8WO)

368 Good evening all

Posted by: chemjeff at December 28, 2015 01:07 AM (Ie8Cj)

369 *edges away*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 01:06 AM (oFSUK)


Gee, that hash looks familiar, Mike. Didn't Nip used to have it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 01:08 AM (UsLZp)

370 Heeeyyyy wait. Who used to say they had prehensile nipples. Wasn't it pammy?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 01:08 AM (Vm8WO)

371 336
Everybody loves the boobehs. Even the gays.

Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2015 12:47 AM (hXu8T)


Back before history, all the humans who got a random genetic mutation to not fixate on boobehs starved to death as infants.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 01:09 AM (EzgxV)

372 359
SARDiver:



I've used Sharkman since about 97 when called that by a girlfriend who was impressed for some reason that I was a lawyer.



Gave up lawyering a few years ago, but it is hard to leave that nickname behind.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2015 01:02 AM (QWtgr)

I've used it in my email address since 1997, too, which was the year I went scuba diving to feed sharks and became a Search and Recovery Diver. I love sharks and have since I was about 7 (34 years ago).

LOL

Posted by: SARDiver at December 28, 2015 01:09 AM (o9ahq)

373 I've used it in my email address since 1997, too, which was the year I went scuba diving to feed sharks and became a Search and Recovery Diver. I love sharks and have since I was about 7 (34 years ago).

LOL

Posted by: SARDiver at December 28, 2015 01:09 AM (o9ahq)


I guess any shark-feeding dive you come back from is a successful one right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 01:11 AM (UsLZp)

374 It's the witness of "Christians" like Donna that keeps my lack of faith alive and burning brightly.

Bright side: Won't make the same mistake twice.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 12:21 AM (j+aWk)

I missed something, maybe it's the alcohol.

Who's Donna?

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 01:11 AM (C3E0x)

375 Gee, that hash looks familiar, Mike. Didn't Nip used to have it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------------

Heh. I hadn't even noticed it. Great, I've caught something from Nip, just by being in the same state.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 01:12 AM (oFSUK)

376 361
I did get to write two more death cerftificates on Saturday, so a hat trick last week. (None my fault.)

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 01:03 AM (j+aWk)


Are you feeling more confident?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 01:13 AM (EzgxV)

377 Death certificates death schmertiticats

At lease he wasn't harvesting organs halal styles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 01:13 AM (voOPb)

378 I guess we just have to agree to share the nick, SARDiver, though your reason for having it is much braver than mine.

Thank you for your service BTW.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2015 01:14 AM (QWtgr)

379 I was No. 3???? ugh.....

Posted by: chemjeff at December 28, 2015 01:17 AM (Ie8Cj)

380 Heh. I hadn't even noticed it. Great, I've caught something from Nip, just by being in the same state.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 01:12 AM (oFSUK)


I may be confused. Perhaps Nip was oFSUD? Been a while. Different ports/branches of the same ISP, perhaps?


Safely back at home from my Christmas road trip.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 01:18 AM (UsLZp)

381 Is this about breas-ties all up in here?

Posted by: Shirley Q Liquor at December 28, 2015 01:20 AM (aUQgu)

382 What up morons! I just turned 44! Feel like 24 most of the time, thankfully.

Posted by: model_1066 at December 28, 2015 01:20 AM (+rDOt)

383 >>Simply Spellcheck was the sweet spot.

I always liked the LittleMs part...
Reminded me of your cuteness.
Which is ample.

Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 01:20 AM (qK2zK)

384 Safely back at home from my Christmas road trip.
Posted by: Alberta
----------

How's the weather in your parts?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 01:22 AM (oFSUK)

385 281 Norman Schwarzkopf has died. RIP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 28, 2015 12:27 AM (u5gzz)



He died in 2012.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:29 AM (w57Sr)

Your point?

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 01:22 AM (C3E0x)

386 >> I was No. 3???? ugh.....


Always a shock to the system.

Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 01:23 AM (qK2zK)

387 Yeah, not. I had a see through blouse on. He gave the girls a cursory glance after hearing my name, then kept his eyes above my collar.


Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:31 AM (Vm8WO)

So why did you have a see through blouse on?

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 01:23 AM (C3E0x)

388 Andrea Tantaros posted a bikini pic this summer that was pretty spectacular

Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:33 PM (QelBn)

Andrea, Jedediah Bila, and Kimberly Guilfoyle are on my To Do List for Compliance Pics. Maria Molina too.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2015 01:24 AM (GrXXa)

389 ""Tits are just fun. Everyone can appreciate the enjoyment from a good set. ""



...from a galaxy far far away-


Oh hell yeah

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2015 01:24 AM (LWKgp)

390 Interjection:

Trump voters are not angry they want revenge.
Nice breezy article at ZeroHedge.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z3wf9cc



Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 01:25 AM (+hd5N)

391 Happy birthday, 1066.

Jedediah Bila should be on the compliance pics list, kbd! She seems nice. Really nice.

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 01:27 AM (mUsVF)

392 Everybody loves boobies.

Speaking of old broads that are hot, consider Christie Brinkley. I'm sure she's had some work done here and there around the edges and apparently works at it, but most of that just has to boil to down to genes.

She's on the far tails of the looks Gaussian on that. She just blows away her own daughters next to them. If I was them, I wouldn't pose for pictures with mom at all. It's just not fair.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:28 AM (dvuhZ)

393 How's the weather in your parts?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 01:22 AM (oFSUK)


Cold and clear, fairly brisk East wind for much of the trip south from Cold Lake.


Currently -10 C nearby. Say 15 F.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 01:28 AM (UsLZp)

394 Donna is the twatwaffle who pointed out how selfish atheists are.

Nobody has woken up -- yet -- so confidence is high.

Also 3-for-3 on organ donor consents, but my only role is to introduce the kin to the professional seducer.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 01:28 AM (j+aWk)

395 387 So why did you have a see through blouse on?
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 01:23 AM (C3E0

? It was in, it went with my Levi's & boots, meet up was at a bar.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 01:29 AM (Vm8WO)

396 Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 01:25 AM (+hd5N)

'not just angry'

which makes a little more sense.

Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 01:30 AM (ZbV+0)

397 44

That's me!

Posted by: Icky Woods at December 28, 2015 01:30 AM (2wPvV)

398 Another breeze.

Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 01:32 AM (+hd5N)

399 Then there is the boobs vs butts debate. Believe or not, much research has been done on this subject. According to the data, 'Merica is butts over boobs, by a little bit. Canada likes boobs over butts. They even have heat maps for all the countries. (Muzzies like butts, but they're goat butts, I think). Europe and the Russkies prefer boobs. Brazil is all about the butt, as you might guess.

For the US, they even break down state by state, region by region. We in the South are butts by far, NY too, but the midwest prefers the boobs.

The even do personality correlations with the boob vs butt preference. Boob men are more outgoing, IIRC. Butt men are more introverted.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:34 AM (dvuhZ)

400 Bers!!!!! Long time no see!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 01:35 AM (Vm8WO)

401 I guess we don't even have to ask where the Germans fall on that graph, publius...

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 01:37 AM (mUsVF)

402 Nobody has woken up -- yet -- so confidence is high.

Also 3-for-3 on organ donor consents, but my only role is to introduce the kin to the professional seducer.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 01:28 AM (j+aWk)


Both Christians and atheists have annoying people amongst their numbers. No faith group enjoys a monopoly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 01:38 AM (UsLZp)

403 Additional Obligatory:

Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me

https://youtu.be/Eh2PjkzW20w

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:53 AM (zt+N6)

Awesome buzzion, thanks.

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 01:40 AM (C3E0x)

404 399 Then there is the boobs vs butts debate. Believe or not, much research has been done on this subject. According to the data, 'Merica is butts over boobs, by a little bit. Canada likes boobs over butts. They even have heat maps for all the countries. (Muzzies like butts, but they're goat butts, I think). Europe and the Russkies prefer boobs. Brazil is all about the butt, as you might guess.

For the US, they even break down state by state, region by region. We in the South are butts by far, NY too, but the midwest prefers the boobs.

The even do personality correlations with the boob vs butt preference. Boob men are more outgoing, IIRC. Butt men are more introverted.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:34 AM (dvuhZ)


I would bet in the US that there is a racial component to the boobs vs butt preference.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 28, 2015 01:41 AM (Z7G74)

405 Bers!!!!! Long time no see!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 01:35 AM (Vm8WO)


yeah I know. I got retarded busy with a new band and its taken a shitload of focus. I spent the entire summer not seeing or hearing the word Obama.. and it was frigging great.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2015 01:42 AM (LWKgp)

406 well, very tired here, so good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at December 28, 2015 01:42 AM (Ie8Cj)

407 My luck, that toilet would electrocute me! Then there'd be a mess to clean up for sure!

Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:45 AM (gy5kE)

408 My luck, that toilet would electrocute me! Then there'd be a mess to clean up for sure!

Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:45 AM (gy5kE)


I wonder if it will even function in the event of a power failure? "Honey, can you crank up the generator? I have to take a shit."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 01:47 AM (UsLZp)

409 That snow line on the radar is getting awfully close to me, dammit. Guess I didn't move far enough south.

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 01:47 AM (C3E0x)

410 401
I guess we don't even have to ask where the Germans fall on that graph, publius...

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 01:37 AM (mUsVF)


Got those Oktoberfest dirndls stuck in your head, do you?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 01:47 AM (EzgxV)

411 Are those scalps hanging on the wall in that wedding picture? Hell yes, I'll marry ya'. Please don't bury me in the basement with all of the brunettes that said, "Huh? Get away from me, you old fool!"

Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:48 AM (gy5kE)

412 404: I don't know if anyone has run that analysis -- haven't seen it -- but it wouldn't surprise me.

Me, I'm whiter than white, and I fall on the butt side. Well, I like it all, and I mean all, but the perfect butt seems to tickle my pickle more than anything else by a small margin.

And it's not "big butts" -- I can't stand that at all, the Kardashians are just awful, but it's the shape and pertness.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:48 AM (dvuhZ)

413 I'd say that Smart, Wealthy and No Kids is her best bet for $5. She can actually "create" the rest of those items in her man, if he has those basic attributes and if she has some whining skills.

Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:52 AM (gy5kE)

414 >>yeah I know. I got retarded busy with a new band and its taken a shitload of focus



Sure. Rub it in.

Posted by: Bret Michaels at December 28, 2015 01:52 AM (bW/xc)

415 I have no idea what a dirndl is. And, as you know, I would trust you with my paswords, my first born, or more importantly, Tucker. But I'm still not going to Google that word...

And, I'm with publius. I'm a leg & ass man, but I like it all. I just like women in general. God is good.

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 01:53 AM (mUsVF)

416 That $6300 Kohler Crapper I mentioned way back needs AC power, but it apparently has its own little UPS that's good for 100 flushes during a power failure.

Nope, any toilet that requires power, not for me. Of course, I'm on a well, and loss of power means loss of water, but there's a little reserve in the pressure tank, and if it's coming a storm or during winter, ice storm and you expect an extended outage, I always fill up the bath tub for manual flushing.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:53 AM (dvuhZ)

417 415: No worries, all a dirndl is the traditional German dress. Puts the cleavage out there when done right.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:57 AM (dvuhZ)

418 dirndl is safe to search for. Think the Bavarian peasant dress worn by waitresses in Oktoberfest beer halls. Frilly blouses mit boobehs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 01:59 AM (UsLZp)

419 Be well all. I'm old, just catching up here while on vacation, need to use the time.

Off to bed...

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 01:59 AM (o/90i)

420 Nope, any toilet that requires power, not for me. Of course, I'm on a well, and loss of power means loss of water, but there's a little reserve in the pressure tank, and if it's coming a storm or during winter, ice storm and you expect an extended outage, I always fill up the bath tub for manual flushing.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:53 AM (dvuhZ)


For $6300, I would want a toilet with a laser powerful enough to flash anything deposited in the bowl to a cloud of plasma.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:01 AM (UsLZp)

421 415
I have no idea what a dirndl is. And, as you know, I would trust you
with my paswords, my first born, or more importantly, Tucker. But I'm
still not going to Google that word...



And, I'm with publius. I'm a leg ass man, but I like it all. I just like women in general. God is good.

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 01:53 AM (mUsVF)


A dirndl is the traditional dress worn by young female beer servers during Oktoberfest. Take a look at the lowest picture at http://www.oktoberfest.de/de/navitem/Tradition/ and think "mmm......b***s....." [whether it's "boobs" or "beers" is up to you].

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:04 AM (EzgxV)

422 For $6300, I would want a toilet with a laser powerful enough to flash anything deposited in the bowl to a cloud of plasma.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:01 AM (UsLZp)



Yes because who doesn't want a cloud of vaporized shit floating through their house.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 02:04 AM (zt+N6)

423 Ok. I get what a dirndl is. Thanks. Still, a strange word.
It's pie time - cherry, pumpkin, or pecan? First world problems...

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 02:08 AM (mUsVF)

424 Hell, if the eco-fascists have their way, we'll all be using "composting toilets" under penalty of death, and since they don't take paper, we'll be doing the Muzzie left-hand thing.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 02:08 AM (dvuhZ)

425 Yes because who doesn't want a cloud of vaporized shit floating through their house.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 02:04 AM (zt+N6)


Well, I expect it would have a chimney or exhaust vent. And plasma is beyond mere vapor. Ions and free electrons. Bacteria and nasty-smelling gases would be broken down to base elements.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:10 AM (UsLZp)

426 422
For $6300, I would want a toilet with a laser powerful enough to flash anything deposited in the bowl to a cloud of plasma.



Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:01 AM (UsLZp)







Yes because who doesn't want a cloud of vaporized shit floating through their house.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 02:04 AM (zt+N6)


Oddly enough, you don't even need that powerful of a laser to play with -- I've got a 40W that's supposed to burn through 1/8" plywood like nobody's business.....my worry would be having that thing doing its happy fun time so close to my uncovered backside and dangly bits. A little plasma-ized fecal matter down the hall is nothing compared to a techno sunburn on my hemmorhoids and nutsack.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:13 AM (EzgxV)

427 Butt men are more introverted.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:34 AM (dvuhZ)
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I can't argue that.

Also, in hoity-toity company, we can say "I prefer a callipygian figure", rather than crassly declaring "I'm an ass man."

Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2015 02:16 AM (hAtXl)

428 Oddly enough, you don't even need that powerful of a laser to play with -- I've got a 40W that's supposed to burn through 1/8" plywood like nobody's business.....my worry would be having that thing doing its happy fun time so close to my uncovered backside and dangly bits. A little plasma-ized fecal matter down the hall is nothing compared to a techno sunburn on my hemmorhoids and nutsack.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:13 AM (EzgxV)


Well, you have know that I was really just kidding about a laser toilet. But if such a thing were built, i expect it would have to have an interlock, like a microwave oven, such that the lid had to be down and locked before the laser could do its thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:16 AM (UsLZp)

429 428
Oddly enough, you don't even need that powerful of a laser to play with
-- I've got a 40W that's supposed to burn through 1/8" plywood like
nobody's business.....my worry would be having that thing doing its
happy fun time so close to my uncovered backside and dangly bits. A
little plasma-ized fecal matter down the hall is nothing compared to a
techno sunburn on my hemmorhoids and nutsack.



Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:13 AM (EzgxV)





Well, you have know that I was really just kidding about a laser
toilet. But if such a thing were built, i expect it would have to have
an interlock, like a microwave oven, such that the lid had to be down
and locked before the laser could do its thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:16 AM (UsLZp)


The laser toy from China I just got has no such interlock -- which is one reason I haven't fired it up yet, before I fit it with one. It also has a crappy controller that demands to be used with WinXP. There are two 24V steppers that run it, I'm looking to drive 'em with an Arduino.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:22 AM (EzgxV)

430 Japan and Norway (at a minimum -- there may be other countries too) have functioning online "plasma arc gasification" power plants which use electric arcs to turn garbage -- any garbage, of any kind -- into plasma, with the end result being, after cooling, a usable synthetic gas that can be burnt, and a slag of completely inert gravel that's good for road-building and other stuff because it's basically eternally unerodable.

Such plants take a lot of up-front electricity to run, but overall they're a net gain because the gas "byproduct" contains more energy than the electricity to make the arcs. Plus -- no more garbage!

Basically, it's a way of converting all those juicy carbon and other nice molecules in our daily stuff into something more useful.

(The Ford-class aircraft carriers will all also have plama arc gasification plants on board, but mainly just to get rid of all garbage -- I imagine they'll probably just dump the slag and vent the gas, as neither are much use at sea.)

It's actually a great idea -- a town's garbage can be the feedstock for its power plant, solving two problems (energy, and garbage disposal) at once!

I predict it will eventually catch on here in the US.

So, don't laugh at plasma-izing your doo-doo -- it's a booming business!

Posted by: zombie at December 28, 2015 02:34 AM (jBuUi)

431 The laser toy from China I just got has no such interlock -- which is one reason I haven't fired it up yet, before I fit it with one. It also has a crappy controller that demands to be used with WinXP. There are two 24V steppers that run it, I'm looking to drive 'em with an Arduino.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:22 AM (EzgxV)


You aiming to use that for engraving, or for milling? Could you drive the laser to burn an image onto a wood block, so it could be used for wood-block printing? (scans in hundred-dollar bill, hopefully)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:35 AM (UsLZp)

432 I'm back,k I can't thr vmmeybjkoard

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 02:37 AM (voOPb)

433 I'm back,k I can't thr vmmeybjkoard

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee?


There's an app for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:39 AM (UsLZp)

434 Berserker is in da House! *waves*

Now, as far as that NFL chart goes,

Never tell me the odds.

Posted by: Han GnuBreed at December 28, 2015 02:43 AM (gyKtp)

435 432 I'm back,k I can't thr vmmeybjkoard
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-------------------
Hah!
I think Dreamer took over the keyboard.
Mike Hammer's Cat to post next...

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 02:44 AM (mUsVF)

436 Damn peeps, you're still talking about toilets?

I've been reading the comments from the old Pam Geller thread buzzion posted. Funny as hell, as usual.

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 02:49 AM (C3E0x)

437 Well, off to bed for me. Been a long day. Belated Merry Christmas to all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:50 AM (UsLZp)

438 431
The laser toy from China I just got has no such interlock -- which is
one reason I haven't fired it up yet, before I fit it with one. It also
has a crappy controller that demands to be used with WinXP. There are
two 24V steppers that run it, I'm looking to drive 'em with an Arduino.



Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:22 AM (EzgxV)





You aiming to use that for engraving, or for milling? Could you
drive the laser to burn an image onto a wood block, so it could be used
for wood-block printing? (scans in hundred-dollar bill, hopefully)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:35 AM (UsLZp)


Yes.

So, the story is -- I've been seeing laser cutters around since early Maker Faires. Pretty much the standard of the industry for a benchtop unit is Epilog's -- lots of folks have access to those, but they tend to be at schools or research facilities because they cost a whompin' $12K and most people don't spend their own money like that. For people who spend their own money, there's a company called Full Spectrum Laser (out of Las Vegas) that has a really nice package that pretty much does what Epilog's does for $4K.

So, I got to reading up on FSL, and they got their start by buying really cheap units out of China and dolling-them-up with stuff like decent controllers and safety switches, adding decent software and providing a manual in English....which got me thinking, how cheap?

$600. So, to paraphrase Die Hard, "Now I have a 40W CO2 cutting laser. Ho ho ho."

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:50 AM (EzgxV)

439 I mentioned last night that the daughter just bought a house last month in Garland TX; two streets over several houses were 100% demolished by that tornado.

Fortunately though, she and hubby are fine and took no damage.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2015 02:53 AM (gyKtp)

440 439
I mentioned last night that the daughter just bought a house last month
in Garland TX; two streets over several houses were 100% demolished by
that tornado.

Fortunately though, she and hubby are fine and took no damage.


Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2015 02:53 AM (gyKtp)


How are the neighbors? Did they get out safely?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:55 AM (EzgxV)

441 Glad to hear that, gnu.
Well, about your daughter, anyway.

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 02:57 AM (mUsVF)

442 That reminds me, I want a plasma cutter. Those things cut clean, thin kerf. Tiny little 7000F cutting arc, but very little total heat input in the base metal.

They make laser metal cutters, but we're talking $10s of K range, here. Also cool is water jet metal cutting. It's a pressure washer on steroids, using hell, 80K psi water jets. The pumps on those things are something else.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 02:59 AM (dvuhZ)

443 According to Dallas news, 8 were killed in Garland (all in vehicles) and 15 injured (in homes, I'm guessing).

About 600 buildings in Garland were damaged, many of them completely leveled. Those include businesses and multi-family residences, but the majority were single-family homes.

It was an EF-4, packing 180 mph winds.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2015 03:04 AM (gyKtp)

444 That was a nasty looking tornado last night.

And now I'm hearing the s word maybe by morning. (snow)

Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 03:07 AM (C3E0x)

445 442
That reminds me, I want a plasma cutter. Those things cut clean, thin
kerf. Tiny little 7000F cutting arc, but very little total heat input in
the base metal.

They make laser metal cutters, but we're
talking $10s of K range, here. Also cool is water jet metal cutting.
It's a pressure washer on steroids, using hell, 80K psi water jets. The
pumps on those things are something else.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 02:59 AM (dvuhZ)


An interesting note is that my little laser is water cooled. They give you a little water pump with the unit. FSL wants $650 for an "industrial cooling unit" to plug that into. I'm thinking a Home Depot bucket in a dorm fridge shouldn't be more than $100.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 03:12 AM (EzgxV)

446 Those dorm fridges won't hold a bucket, but the bucket will hold a bag of ice. And a $5 Harbor Freight fishtank pump.

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 03:20 AM (mUsVF)

447 446
Those dorm fridges won't hold a bucket, but the bucket will hold a bag of ice. And a $5 Harbor Freight fishtank pump.

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 03:20 AM (mUsVF)


Already has the pump (they're both made in China, maybe at the same plant). Doesn't have to be a 5-gallon bucket.

But, yes, you see the lunacy in $650 "industrial coolers".

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 03:24 AM (EzgxV)

448 Sure.
Plus the dorm fridge will hold a few six packs of Moosehead. Probably a good investment either way.

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 03:27 AM (mUsVF)

449 448
Sure.

Plus the dorm fridge will hold a few six packs of Moosehead. Probably a good investment either way.

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 03:27 AM (mUsVF)


Alas, the local distributor sold out to Inbev, and they now price Moosehead like it was some fancy-pancy microbrew bottled only by consecrated virgins. I only started drinking it when Molson got pricey; and I was only drinking Molson because I couldn't afford St. Pauli Girl.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 03:32 AM (EzgxV)

450 Heck, I imagine tap water ought to do it easily enough. Years ago, we borrowed a dynamometer from a dealer to adjust the fuel setting on the injector pump on a diesel tractor. It was PTO driven and water cooled. And boy could it put a load on the engine. Black smoke rolling.

It was $$$$, not a home shop item by a long shot, but it gave you torque and HP readings right on the dial. You just hooked up a water hose to it, and before it was over, pure steam was coming out.

We didn't really have enough ummph on the water supply, but the unit didn't get in the red temperature wise at that. All the output of the tractor engine was just being converted to heat in that unit.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 03:34 AM (dvuhZ)

451 Distributor that sold out: http://www.mefox.com/

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 03:37 AM (EzgxV)

452 Katt Williams is funny as hell. Especially at 4 AM when youre 1/2 drunk.
That is all.

Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 03:40 AM (mUsVF)

453 450
Heck, I imagine tap water ought to do it easily enough. Years ago, we
borrowed a dynamometer from a dealer to adjust the fuel setting on the
injector pump on a diesel tractor. It was PTO driven and water cooled.
And boy could it put a load on the engine. Black smoke rolling.


It was $$$$, not a home shop item by a long shot, but it gave you
torque and HP readings right on the dial. You just hooked up a water
hose to it, and before it was over, pure steam was coming out.


We didn't really have enough ummph on the water supply, but the unit
didn't get in the red temperature wise at that. All the output of the
tractor engine was just being converted to heat in that unit.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 03:34 AM (dvuhZ)


Probably not a good idea here -- water hardness is off the chart, tap water is "liquid concrete" and forms deposits all over everything. Manual for similar lasers from FSL and Epilog stresses use of distilled water. But with an arduino controller, it's really easy to throw another sensor on and get a thermal reading.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 03:40 AM (EzgxV)

454 Another short week before that long drudge that is winter
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2015 04:38 AM (C1Suc)

455 454
Another short week before that long drudge that is winter

Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2015 04:38 AM (C1Suc)

Remember that each day from here will be longer than the last. The solstice was 12/22 -- while it might get colder, the promise of better times is built-in.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 04:41 AM (EzgxV)

456 But officer, I am Hillary Rodham Clinton, former first lady and your future President. You must let me go. Or take me to see Huma. I need to be with her now!

Posted by: Norman Bates at December 28, 2015 05:17 AM (B3EeS)

457 Morning all

I got nothing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 05:49 AM (DUoqb)

458 >>> Remember that each day from here will be longer than the last. The solstice was 12/22 -- while it might get colder, the promise of better times is built-in.

Depending on location in your time zone, sunset may have bottomed out earlier. In this part of Eastern Massachusetts the earliest sunset was December 9th.

Posted by: fluffy at December 28, 2015 05:50 AM (AfsKp)

459 I got nothing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 05:49 AM (DUoqb)

Morning NGU.

Maybe you can help me with info on an Israeli Flag?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 05:52 AM (WVsWD)

460 Maybe you can help me with info on an Israeli Flag?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 05:52 AM (WVsWD)

How so?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 05:53 AM (DUoqb)

461 Identifying it.

Colors are reversed like the IAF. SoD is solid with either a Gold or Black Fist inside.

Have seen this flag flying in pics of Settlements on the other side of the Jordan.

Any idea who uses this flag? Meanings?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 05:55 AM (WVsWD)

462 Colors are reversed like the IAF. SoD is solid with either a Gold or Black Fist inside.

Have seen this flag flying in pics of Settlements on the other side of the Jordan.

Any idea who uses this flag? Meanings?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 05:55 AM (WVsWD)

Well without a pic, not sure. Could be the flag of the rich wing extremist Kach Movement.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 05:58 AM (DUoqb)

463 http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/il%7Dkakh.html

Is this it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 05:58 AM (DUoqb)

464 That is the SoD and Fist but it is Blue and White like the regular flag but colors reversed.

Looking for a pic now and of course not having any luck.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 06:03 AM (WVsWD)

465 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 06:10 AM (ptqRm)

466 That is the SoD and Fist but it is Blue and White like the regular flag but colors reversed.

Looking for a pic now and of course not having any luck.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 06:03 AM (WVsWD)

I wouldn't worry to much about the colors, it's the fist that is the symbol of Kach

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 06:15 AM (DUoqb)

467 They speak a very curious brand of black english out there in Chicago

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 06:22 AM (DUoqb)

468 Kids been out protesting every day ha? I guess you ain't got no job ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 06:22 AM (DUoqb)

469 "I wouldn't worry to much about the colors, it's the fist that is the symbol of Kach'

That might be why I am having trouble finding images since they are illegal?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 06:27 AM (WVsWD)

470 Tracking the progress of my son's flight home on FlightAware.

Posted by: V the K at December 28, 2015 06:29 AM (O7MnT)

471 That might be why I am having trouble finding images since they are illegal?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 06:27 AM (WVsWD)

Yup, for a while now.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 06:30 AM (DUoqb)

472 Great link on Israeli Flags and such though. Tons of info there.

I was thinking maybe that flag was used by some sort of communists.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 06:32 AM (WVsWD)

473 Too lazy to read through all the comments, but I can't be the only one who noticed the "Get a College Education" thingie says "...if YOUR lucky enough..."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 28, 2015 06:38 AM (HMt16)

474 I see in the overnights that B'More clocked in #339.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 06:47 AM (ptqRm)

475 Woke up to the crackle of power lines, then some blue sparking. WTF, don't see any downed lines.

Snow and sleet right now, this should be a fun day. I'd stay in as we aren't open at work, but I do have to run over and turn in the timecards today. This could be interesting.

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 06:50 AM (o/90i)

476 It's morning now. Where is the morning thread?

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:02 AM (6xtq3)

477 30 degrees, windy, ice pellets just started falling out of the sky.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 28, 2015 07:03 AM (erRNA)

478 We lucked out. There's now a utility repair truck one house away from us. Pretty quick response, guess it's early in the storm.

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 07:04 AM (o/90i)

479 476
It's morning now. Where is the morning thread?

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:02 AM (6xtq3)

Looks like another Holiday late thread which I can't wait for today. I have a followup appointment over in the city this morning. I am thanking about cancelling due to heavy fog and rain over here and the city. Just not worth it for a routine "talk". But if I decide to keep it I will have to leave here at 8:45.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:06 AM (t2KH5)

480
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 28, 2015 07:13 AM (HSmrB)

481 >>>Wealthy and No Kids is her best bet for $5. She can actually "create" the rest of those items in her man, if he has those basic attributes and if she has some whining skills.
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:52 AM (gy5kE)

That list is awful. I would take faithful over wealthy. But then I wouldn't be able to buy anything else except funny or tall.

Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 07:17 AM (vmMMi)

482 Oh and smart. Smart is important.

Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 07:18 AM (vmMMi)

483 Thanks to my fellow residents of Texas. Thanks for laughing and joking about 75 degree weather on Friday.

Fvck you.

Woke up to 34 degrees, rain/snow & strong winds.
You NEVER mock Texas weather.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 07:20 AM (TFV0D)

484
That list is awful. I would take faithful over wealthy. But then I wouldn't be able to buy anything else except funny or tall.

Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 07:17 AM (vmMMi)
_____________________________

Faithful? Meh,, I rather have an option that wasn't on the list... Vigina...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 28, 2015 07:22 AM (HSmrB)

485

oop's Vagina... What do you expect? I'm drunk.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 28, 2015 07:24 AM (HSmrB)

486 @483- Not to mention F4 tornados. Garland and Rowlett were hit hard. My old stomping grounds. Strange weather, and its coming my way today. Stay safe, Morons.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 28, 2015 07:28 AM (j2xmV)

487 I am going to go ahead and post the news links here. If we haven't got the thread by now it will be after 8 by the time it comes. Haven't got that much anyway.


Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, December 28, 2015. On this day in 1973 the Endangered Species Act was signed by Richard Nixon and went into effect. It was actually called for by Nixon who, contrary to what the MFM says, was probably the most liberal Republican President in history. And this act has been in the top 5 of the most abused laws passed by congress. And BTW, the Democrats controlled congress when this act was passed but they did not have 60 votes in the Senate.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:28 AM (t2KH5)

488 The death toll for severe weather in 7 States has now reached 43. I am certain the warmies will blame global warming although part of this is blizzard conditions.


http://fxn.ws/1JDS8sA

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:29 AM (t2KH5)

489 NY RINO Peter King is calling for more mosque surveillance. He knows this is not going to happen while O'Turd is in office. This is just political kabuki.


http://fxn.ws/1MCNeMl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:29 AM (t2KH5)

490 On Jan 1 the new TX law allowing open carry goes into effect. As I understand the wording in this article you still have to have a CCW permit to open carry. When I got out of the Navy and went home to GA you could "open carry" with no permit there.


http://fxn.ws/1OTjrRu

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:29 AM (t2KH5)

491 What is wrong with people nowadays? Pomona man got into a fight with his common-law wife on Christmas day so he chased her from the house, doused her in gasoline, and burned her to death.


http://fxn.ws/1OTnzke

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:29 AM (t2KH5)

492 RIP Dave Henderson at 57. The former major league baseball great died of a heart attack.


http://fxn.ws/1OTohht

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:30 AM (t2KH5)

493 Trump is about to embark on a major TV ad blitz.


http://fxn.ws/1knf74x

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:30 AM (t2KH5)

494 Here we go again. Huckleberry and Katshit campaigns say they will continue despite constant abysmally low poll numbers.


http://fxn.ws/1OtZTJc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:30 AM (t2KH5)

495 Actor David Spade on Obama: President is supposed to be a servant of the people, not a king and not a reality TV star.


Is Whoreywood burnt out on their hero Oshitforbrains?


http://bit.ly/1SiHX3M

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:30 AM (t2KH5)

496 If I don't want a man, do I get to spend the five bucks on spices?

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 07:30 AM (j+aWk)

497 Another flash mob coordinated on social media shuts down a KY mob with between 1,000 and 2000 "urban yoots". No arrests were made and no description of the yoots was publicized which invariably means they were blacks.


http://bit.ly/1PrS7MP

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:31 AM (t2KH5)

498 Ugly hag says her daughters asked her why Trump was so rude. Get a load of the picture.


http://bit.ly/1OTqEko

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:31 AM (t2KH5)

499
Now here is something the GOP in VA CAN do to strike back at the reciprocity pull on CCW by the AG and Gov. Strip them of their protection details.


http://bit.ly/1mlNrhQ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:31 AM (t2KH5)

500 Trump slams Gowdy for endorsing RINO Rubio and says his Benghazi hearings were a disaster.


http://bit.ly/1QRuMa

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:31 AM (t2KH5)

501 The Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/1mKdiR1


That's it for today folks, I rushed through these because I didn't get to sleep until late last nigh and slept later than usual. IBD has not updated its page since last Thursday so no Ramirez. And I will be leaving for a doctor's appointment this morning over in the city. (if I decide to keep it)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:32 AM (t2KH5)

502 That tornado in garland was an ef4? Lord.

Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 07:32 AM (vmMMi)

503 Thanks, Vic, as always. Good luck with the doc.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 28, 2015 07:33 AM (erRNA)

504 "Get a load of the picture."

Jeez Vic.

Trigger warning please.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 07:34 AM (WVsWD)

505 Get a load of the picture. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:31 AM

In the immortal words of the great Redd Foxx, "That's a UGLY white woman!"

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 28, 2015 07:35 AM (z/vax)

506 You know the thing about a Wasserman, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye...

Posted by: Quint at December 28, 2015 07:36 AM (rwI+c)

507 @502- That's what I read in the Dallas Morning News. The pictures look like a bomb was dropped.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 28, 2015 07:38 AM (j2xmV)

508 506
You know the thing about a Wasserman, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye...

Posted by: Quint at December 28, 2015 07:36 AM (rwI+c)


Love it, someone will have to think up a quote from Godfather to apply to her.
Like "somebody has to pay for Sonny and that you.




Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:44 AM (t2KH5)

509 Even FOX is still pushing that Trump used a vulgar sexual term to describe the Hillary drubbing by Obama.

Several instances are now found where "schlonged" is used "respectfully", as in losing badly with no sexual overtones. But FOX bleeped it and continues to smear Trump by claiming it was a gross sexual usage.

Why is Trump so rude? Keeping illegals out has indeed been deemed rude by the PC cult, as is keeping unvetted Muslims out. Hillary wants the election to be about love, after her decades of crime and lies and sleaze. Trump's boldness is beautiful ... maybe the last chance to break the DC cartels.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 28, 2015 07:44 AM (5Gpe2)

510 Five people, including an 11-year-old girl, were shot and one person was
killed Sunday in incidents across Baltimore, police said. At around
8:50 p.m. police were called to the 2300 block of Orleans St. in East
Baltimore for a shooting. Officers found a man shot multiple times. He
was taken to a.

Busy day yesterday in Baltimore......

Posted by: Colin at December 28, 2015 07:45 AM (T3Tpd)

511 Usually, there's an Early Morning Thread rolling before my first coffee break. But I sleep in on my day off and wake to ONT leftovers?

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 07:46 AM (j+aWk)

512 Ugly hag says her daughters asked her why Trump was so rude. Get a load of the picture.



She looks 3/4's in the bag.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 07:48 AM (TFV0D)

513 A lot of white kids think it is groovy to show solidarity with the blacks ... so they go to those obstructionist mob protests. Though sometimes the blacks don't want them invading their space. iirc, the pictures from the Minneapolis mall mob had a lot of white kids.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 28, 2015 07:48 AM (5Gpe2)

514 But I sleep in on my day off and wake to ONT leftovers?

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 07:46 AM


Who you callin' a leftover?

I think you must have this place confused with one of them Full-Service Blogs©....

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 28, 2015 07:49 AM (z/vax)

515 >>Usually, there's an Early Morning Thread rolling before my first coffee break. But I sleep in on my day off and wake to ONT leftovers?
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 07:46 AM (j+aWk)

I have to work today so it will be another hour before I have coffee. I am reading up on the Pam geller thing up thread!

Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 07:51 AM (vmMMi)

516 Ugly hag says her daughters asked her why Trump was so rude. Get a load of the picture.

She brought them up, her kids are 'fair game', right?

Posted by: Anonymous Source at December 28, 2015 07:52 AM (oVJmc)

517 It's the overnight early morning thread, now with Vic(!), brought to you by Jack in the Box.

Hello morons and good luck today.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 07:54 AM (ubByS)

518 Last week of the year is always an ass-kicker for me. I have two 12/31 deadlines, because someone else didn't get their work done.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 07:54 AM (rwI+c)

519
A lot of white kids think it is groovy to show solidarity with the
blacks ... so they go to those obstructionist mob protests. Though
sometimes the blacks don't want them invading their space. iirc, the
pictures from the Minneapolis mall mob had a lot of white kids.

Especially in the 90's, and early 2000's. Lots of white boys wore the sagging pants and drove around listening to rap...real loud...now at the mall, the black boys still like to display their ass, not so much the white, probably varies by region..

Posted by: Colin at December 28, 2015 07:54 AM (T3Tpd)

520 Peter King saying we need to surveil some mosques may be kabuki for him, but it helps legitimize Trump's calls for the Muslim pause (with exceptions) and close scrutiny of any with ties to the extremists.

Hillary apparently called for a ban on Muslims after 9/22/01.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 28, 2015 07:54 AM (5Gpe2)

521 520
Peter King saying we need to surveil some mosques may be kabuki for him,
but it helps legitimize Trump's calls for the Muslim pause (with
exceptions) and close scrutiny of any with ties to the extremists.

Hillary apparently called for a ban on Muslims after 9/22/01.


Posted by: Illiniwek at December 28, 2015 07:54 AM (5Gpe2)

Peter King is one of biggest RINOs in the Republican Party. He knows nothing is going to happen here. If he was a real Republican he would be excoriating Obama instead of calling for something he knows will not be done.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:57 AM (t2KH5)

522 @513. ...the pictures from the Minneapolis mall mob had a lot of white kids.

Minnesota is not exactly a bastion of diversity.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 28, 2015 07:58 AM (jN+3o)

523 @513. ...the pictures from the Minneapolis mall mob had a lot of white kids.

Minnesota is not exactly a bastion of diversity.


Thuggery knows no color. They were there hoping to smash and grab free shit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 28, 2015 07:59 AM (659DL)

524 Peter King is one of biggest RINOs in the Republican Party.

He's also 71 years old. Enough.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 28, 2015 08:01 AM (659DL)

525 Especially in the 90's, and early 2000's. Lots of white boys wore the sagging pants and drove around listening to rap...real loud...now at the mall, the black boys still like to display their ass, not so much the white, probably varies by region..
Posted by: Colin at December 28, 2015 07:54 AM (T3Tpd)

Now there was a stupid fashion - but useful as far as law enforcement went. I recall reading of several cases where an idiot in clown pants committed a crime, tried to run from police - and his pants fell down and he tripped, thus making capture easy.

You're right - I still see blacks wearing the super baggy pants but not whites - the hipsters are going about in their skinny jeans.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 28, 2015 08:01 AM (P8951)

526 So was there a coordinated attempt to be thuggish at malls? Because something happened at a local one the other day as well...

Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 08:03 AM (vmMMi)

527 ' Trump slams Gowdy for endorsing RINO Rubio and says his Benghazi hearings were a disaster.'

Is anybody else saying this? I mean besides me and Trumpy and youse guys?

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2015 08:03 AM (BO/km)

528 Minnesota is not exactly a bastion of diversity.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 28, 2015 07:58 AM (jN+3o)

Which is why they've been welcoming Somalians for years now. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 28, 2015 08:04 AM (P8951)

529 Morning thread up.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 08:04 AM (WVsWD)

530 Smart, Funny, No kids, Romantic

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 28, 2015 08:49 AM (t5zYU)

531 /sock off

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 28, 2015 08:53 AM (NeFrd)

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