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Overnight Open Thread (12-27-2015)
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 27, 2015 11:05 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 27, 2015 11:06 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:06 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:07 PM (ARP4c)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:08 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:08 PM (w57Sr)
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2015 11:08 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:08 PM (MQEz6)
I'm sure there's deep meaning messages there for us
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:09 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: IC at December 27, 2015 11:09 PM (+3RH+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:09 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:09 PM (ARP4c)
Go home Spidey! You're drunk!
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/selection-du-weekend-172-1.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:09 PM (wOdHk)
Anyways, back to my question: who is Pam Gellar dating/doinking these days?? 'Cause she looks real nice in that bikini.
Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:09 PM (heN73)
We'll just walk behind your naked body, ringing our bell and yelling Shame!
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:10 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 27, 2015 11:10 PM (PMlgt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:09 PM (jR7Wy)
LOUD NOISES!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:10 PM (w57Sr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (ia0JR)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (ia0JR)
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Lauren at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (Kqit+)
Embrace eman embrace
Mr. Hammer didn't make either one, he must have been busy last week
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: In Exile at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (Z7AXG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:12 PM (wOdHk)
15 eman at December 27, 2015 11:08 PM (MQEz6)
We'll just walk behind your naked body, ringing our bell and yelling Shame!
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:10 PM (AoK0a)
You'll throw up.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:12 PM (MQEz6)
That chart completely misses the point.
Some people simply do not get sports.
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: ChrisP at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (h37Kg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (hXu8T)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:10 PM (w57Sr)
---
Back it the fuck up, bog rat!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (YJmuy)
20 Maybe Pam Gellar would join ace and the other folks on an HQ podcast.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (MQEz6)
She does not like ace so no.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (X3/T3)
selection-du-weekend-172-1.jpg
Maybe drunk isn't exactly the right word for it ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (jR7Wy)
.....but you'll never take MY FREEEEEDOM!!!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (w57Sr)
Geez NDH you'll get those 3 attributes for the money & like it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (voOPb)
Women. No matter what you give it's never enough.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (kpqmD)
Thank you, Hendu, for that home run for the Red Sox in the 5th game of the 1986 ALCS.
Rest In Peace.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (QWtgr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 27, 2015 11:15 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2015 11:15 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:15 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (MQEz6)
Would be nice if it was televised, especially with an outfit like that.
Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:15 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:15 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:15 PM (hXu8T)
That chart completely misses the point.
Some people simply do not get sports.
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (qUNWi)
I liked competition but had strong antipathy toward team sports.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (QWtgr)
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (qUNWi)
34
20 Maybe Pam Gellar would join ace and the other folks on an HQ podcast.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (MQEz6)
She does not like ace so no.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (zt+N6)
Yeah, I know, but it has been a while.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (voOPb)
27 Meh...people play sports for the love of the game.
That chart completely misses the point.
Some people simply do not get sports.
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (qUNWi)
Well I don't think that chart is saying anything about not playing football. I think it's saying, it's ok to play football but only a tiny percentage actually can make a career and living off it so better pay attention in class.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:17 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:17 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (zt+N6)
---
Fur sticks to tanning oil.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:17 PM (jR7Wy)
Rhetorical question?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (wOdHk)
Smashed? No.
Sober? No.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:17 PM (w57Sr)
Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:17 PM (hXu8T)
Rhetorical question?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (wOdHk)
Does a bear rape Leo DiCaprio in the woods?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 27, 2015 11:17 PM (kpqmD)
Today marks the last time I'll mow the damn lawn this year. I simply refuse to mow it again in 2015.
Aside from the obvious, it played hell with pain in my shoulder, neck and arm.
Y'think buying lottery tickets might be a good way to fundraise for an MRI and subsequent treatment? Yeah, me either.
At least I can afford to get drunk on New Year's Eve, so there's that.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (SXoqQ)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (zt+N6)
Yeah, I know, but it has been a while.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (MQEz6)
Ok, some of us are gonna need the backstory on this.
Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:17 PM (zt+N6)
Exactly. I loved playing baseball more than anything (other than my now wife and kids), but I knew that I wasn't going to be able to do it at a high enough level to support myself and a family. So I made sure of my education.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (w57Sr)
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (qUNWi)
Thank you, all those who socked more.
Evening, folks!
Short but sweet post tonight, Maet.
For those who need even more amusing panels, here's the Reaganite Republican's Sunday Funnies. Mostly good, as usual, but the Joseph and Mary one is all wrong.
http://bit.ly/1SipgNP
Posted by: mindful webworker - pock suppet at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (wOdHk)
I wasn't planning on it. Can't speak for anyone else.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (ODxAs)
A certain company - that what's rhymes with Money Gel - decided paying Indian engineers who did it wrong and had to do it over again was still cheaper than paying American engineers that did it right the first time.
Oh well.
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:20 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:20 PM (hXu8T)
61 She does not like ace so no.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (zt+N6)
Yeah, I know, but it has been a while.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (MQEz6)
Ok, some of us are gonna need the backstory on this.
Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (heN73
Pam and ace both attended the same event a number of years ago. They met. Pam claims ace said "nice jugs" either to other people or to her.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:20 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:20 PM (heN73)
Does a bear rape Leo DiCaprio in the woods?
Where else would a bear rape Leo DiCaprio?
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (qUNWi)
Studio backlot. Bryan Singer's guest house.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 27, 2015 11:21 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:20 PM (zt+N6)
Buahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:21 PM (w57Sr)
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (qUNWi)
--
In the ass?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:21 PM (jR7Wy)
Pregnant Chelsea Clinton has been spotted out on a festive stroll with her husband, daughter and parents Hillary and Bill as they enjoyed some family time together with the family smiling and waving at passers-by during their walk through Manhattan on Sunday.
Chelsea, who grinned as she pushed along one-year-old Charlotte in a buggy, hid any signs of a baby bump with a long, gray coat and orange scarf. Her jacket was outdone by her mother, who sported a vibrant coat she bought in Afghanistan in 2003 which was embroidered with flowers.
http://tinyurl.com/js8htq6
How totes spontaneous and almost human-like. Not at all like an act of political street theater.
Also, Hillary! looks like she's wearing the drapes in a Turkish whorehouse.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 27, 2015 11:21 PM (kdS6q)
Probably won't hurt. Especially late night. Things get bound up.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:21 PM (OAf2P)
Does a bear rape Leo DiCaprio in the woods?
Where else would a bear rape Leo DiCaprio?
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (qUNWi)
Gay Leather bar in Hollywood?
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:21 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:23 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:20 PM (zt+N6)
Laughing loudly......
So she can flaunt them, but we can't comment on them?? Ok then.
Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:23 PM (heN73)
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:23 PM (zt+N6)
Unless my memory is going down the memory hole.
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:23 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:23 PM (voOPb)
*snort*
I got a degree in Life. My parents taught me to think for myself.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:23 PM (w57Sr)
Unless by "funny" you don't mean "haha..."
Posted by: mindful webworker - pock suppet at December 27, 2015 11:24 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Adriane the Political Elite Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:24 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:24 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:24 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
She saw it in the window and she just couldn't resist it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 27, 2015 11:25 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:25 PM (qUNWi)
If you choose the wealthy, don't pick the smart because you want to make sure the pre-nup is in your favor.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2015 11:25 PM (ODxAs)
https://youtu.be/aLGbXHc-Ce0
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:26 PM (wOdHk)
well of course BC you're a moron Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:26 PM (voOPb)
89 Ace swears he did not say anything like that to her. I kind of believe ace.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)
Maybe she can read minds.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:26 PM (MQEz6)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/681158045699862528
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/681158201316802560
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/681158355721797632
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/681158500538564608
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/681158625377796096
Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2015 11:26 PM (GrXXa)
So "nice breasts" would have been better or something? Not seeing a problem here, really.
Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:26 PM (heN73)
He does seem a little shy for that.
I'm sure I must be remembering wrong.
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:27 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)
Maybe she can read minds.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:26 PM (MQEz6)
Well, in ace's defense, that was my first though with the bikini pic.
Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:27 PM (heN73)
ABC7 Eyewitness News
A Caltrans spokesperson said someone had apparently reprogrammed the northbound 15 Freeway sign at Ontario Avenue Christmas night to read: "Inland Empire supports Donald Trump. Merry Xmas. Vote Donald Trump."
As opposed to its usual traffic warning, the sign with the Trump message was clearly visible to thousands of passing motorists for an unknown period of time.
http://abc7.la/1QQyul1
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 27, 2015 11:27 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:27 PM (QelBn)
Don't remember that.
I remember a sarcastic blog post with Ace using some "Ewok slang" and Pam thinking it was serious.
Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:27 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:26 PM (voOPb)
*nods*
Even when I didn't know I was a Moron.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:28 PM (w57Sr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:28 PM (wOdHk)
I've missed you fucking weirdos. I hope Santa brought you everything on your list. Except that one guy. I hope he got coal, and herpes.
Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 27, 2015 11:28 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:29 PM (w57Sr)
Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:29 PM (QelBn)
Fuck you asshole
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:29 PM (w57Sr)
Where else would a bear rape Leo DiCaprio?
Posted by: eleven
He keeps inviting me to his house. Even I think that is creepy.
Posted by: The Bear at December 27, 2015 11:30 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:30 PM (OCl+/)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 27, 2015 11:21 PM (kdS6q)
Jeebus, you actually went to the link to look at that bunch of phony bastards?
Seriously, though, even if they're liberal, how can anyone be dumb enough to not see through that bullshit?
It reminds me of the time during the Monica scandal where Hillary and Bubba were photographed holding hands and kissing on a beach. It was really sickening.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2015 11:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Methos at December 27, 2015 11:30 PM (ZbV+0)
????
Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:29 PM (QelBn)
We're discussing Pamela's tits.
Minor but important and distinct difference.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:30 PM (w57Sr)
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:30 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:31 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2015 11:32 PM (chkUd)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Was that when they were dancing to inaudible music?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 27, 2015 11:32 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:33 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Garrett at December 27, 2015 11:33 PM (UOmdM)
Posted by: IC at December 27, 2015 11:33 PM (+3RH+)
Andrea Tantaros posted a bikini pic this summer that was pretty spectacular
Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:33 PM (QelBn)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 27, 2015 11:33 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (heN73)
Ace was in a pottery store and Pam was standing next to him. Ace looks at some fancy crockery and says "man, those jugs are spectacular!". Pam slapped him and stormed out of the store. Ace didn't understand, thought she'd appreciate fine pottery.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:33 PM (QelBn)
I saw that. And yeah, it was excellent.
I'm pretty pleased with my autographed pic.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (w57Sr)
That was kind of tragic.
Posted by: sarahw at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (3fTXW)
....just curious.......
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:29 PM (w57Sr)
Link in nic.
Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (heN73)
I got the book in Okinawa and it's in Japanese so I had to reverse engineer it based on his artistically illegible signature.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (jR7Wy)
I missed you too, sweetie. Now, back to the very important topic of Pam Gellar's tits. I'm a big fan.
Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (e+1S5)
Be a long snapper.
Guy I grew up with used to practice long snapping all the time from the time we were in middle school. Became a pretty good one when we were in high school, good enough to get a full ride to Va Tech.
About 8 years ago, a kid from Roanoke who was a high school long snapper got a scholarship to UVa. After graduation signed as an NFL free agent, just picked up a Super Bowl ring last year.
If you are a good long snapper, you can get your years in to get full NFLPA retirement benefits.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 27, 2015 11:35 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Phillip at December 27, 2015 11:35 PM (UOmdM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:35 PM (w57Sr)
Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:35 PM (hXu8T)
Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 27, 2015 11:36 PM (e+1S5)
123 Ok, some of us are gonna need the backstory on this.
Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:18 PM (heN73)
Ace was in a pottery store and Pam was standing next to him. Ace looks at some fancy crockery and says "man, those jugs are spectacular!". Pam slapped him and stormed out of the store. Ace didn't understand, thought she'd appreciate fine pottery.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2015 11:34 PM (GrXXa)
That's his story and he's sticking to it.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:36 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 27, 2015 11:37 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 27, 2015 11:37 PM (IQNjB)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 27, 2015 11:37 PM (KQTmr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:35 PM (w57Sr)
Works for me.
Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:37 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 27, 2015 11:37 PM (IQNjB)
Brilliant. Fuck people who can't take a joke.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:38 PM (w57Sr)
You got the numbers backward, but nevertheless the ncaa number is all of the ncaa - freshman to seniors.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2015 11:38 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Blano at December 27, 2015 11:38 PM (heN73)
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:38 PM (MQEz6)
https://youtu.be/LmIrtGIPfKk
I'll let you find the DBZ commercial. Or the Mercedes A-class getting the Vocaloid treatment. Then there is the energy drink commercial with the Uber Type A guy shooing flames out his eyes. And to go with the smart toilet picture Maet posted, a toilet commercial.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:39 PM (wOdHk)
That is really sad.
Inly foul ball I ever caught (at an MLB Game) was hit by Dave Henderson.
Posted by: Phillip at December 27, 2015 11:39 PM (90C/G)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2015 11:40 PM (chkUd)
136 I believe the Ace 'nice jugs' comment the first time they spoke really did happen. But there's a backstory. Apparently before this Pam had complained (mostly jokingly I believe) that every time Ace linked or mentioned her he somehow worked in a reference to her ample bosom. So of course when he finally met her at some party he [had] to immediately follow through with a comment on her boobage.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 27, 2015 11:37 PM (IQNjB)
I don't know. I think I remember ace denying it ever happened on a couple different occasions. And there was that attempt by her to use it as an attack on him back during the 2012 election.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:40 PM (zt+N6)
She is pretty spectacular. She's wears the most wondrous tiniest skirts. She's quite the babe. The bikini pic was fap worthy!
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 27, 2015 11:40 PM (syGA0)
Sorry for the delayed response, had to attempt taking care of a request. It got messy.
All better now, though.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 27, 2015 11:41 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Garrett at December 27, 2015 11:41 PM (90C/G)
Whoever said women with big boobs were dumb is dumb.
Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:41 PM (QelBn)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Was that when they were dancing to inaudible music?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 27, 2015 11:32 PM (FkBIv)
Kind of makes you wonder what the people on their staffs, who are first hand witnesses to all the phoniness, say about them behind their backs. I believe that book Primary Colors was written by someone from the campaign staff.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2015 11:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2015 11:41 PM (ODxAs)
144 >>39 Damn. Just read that Dave Henderson died today at 57.
That is really sad.
Inly foul ball I ever caught (at an MLB Game) was hit by Dave Henderson.
Posted by: Phillip at December 27, 2015 11:39 PM (90C/G)
I remember him.
I think he caught the second out in the ninth inning in game six. He was very happy for a short while. One more to go.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:41 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:43 PM (3pXHx)
True story. Also, Tarantos is a serious babe. Both are hotter than Pammy cakes.
Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 27, 2015 11:43 PM (e+1S5)
I just don't get it. Even if I had Bill Gates' money, I wouldn't be blowing $6K on a crapper. And I want a bathroom to be a small, tight place, no wide open spaces. I want to do in my business very privately, thank you.
Posted by: Col. Angus, Enil Angus, that is at December 27, 2015 11:43 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Joe Klein
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 27, 2015 11:43 PM (FkBIv)
That was a Funny Thread.
Posted by: Garrett at December 27, 2015 11:44 PM (90C/G)
But Pam Geller is repeating the tale of how I, upon first meeting her at CPAC, said "Nice jugs" or something.
Didn't happen.
Here now the actual story.
It's long. But here it is.
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=320657
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:44 PM (zt+N6)
34
20 Maybe Pam Gellar would join ace and the other folks on an HQ podcast.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:11 PM (MQEz6)
She does not like ace so no.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:14 PM (zt+N6)
Yeah, I know, but it has been a while.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2015 11:16 PM (MQEz6)
Are you not familiar with how long a woman will hold a grudge?
BTW, I think Ace copped to saying "nub nub" that in Ewok means "nice jugs", but Ace didn't know that Pam had a decoder bra on.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 27, 2015 11:44 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 27, 2015 11:45 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Ralph at December 27, 2015 11:45 PM (+hd5N)
Looking Eastward, I am grateful we don't have blizzards and tornados ...
{speaking of messy}
Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic ... at December 27, 2015 11:45 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2015 11:46 PM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 27, 2015 11:46 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:47 PM (hXu8T)
I heard if you look really , really look close at the pic, her suit says "wide load" on it.
I've never been interested enough to look at it that close.
Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:47 PM (QelBn)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 27, 2015 11:47 PM (chkUd)
http://www.anime-expo.org/first-guest-announcement-for-ax-2016/
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 27, 2015 11:47 PM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:13 PM (hXu8T)
You mean after pammy made up the atlas jugs story. Cause let me repeat my call of utter bullshit on this story. I've met the ewok & he was a gentleman. No. Fucking. Way. He said that to her. And I'd call bullshit to her face.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 27, 2015 11:48 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:48 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:48 PM (0QAz+)
True story. Also, Tarantos is a serious babe. Both are hotter than Pammy cakes.
Trying to be fair but both Loesch and Tantaros are younger than Pam. A good bit younger.
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 27, 2015 11:49 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 27, 2015 11:49 PM (dvuhZ)
Probabaly don't have to worry about that until the glaciers advance as far south as Denver. Maybe a bit before that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 27, 2015 11:50 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:51 PM (w57Sr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:51 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 27, 2015 11:51 PM (dvuhZ)
It makes Ace's appearance at NoVaMoMee all the more wonderous, like a Bigfoot sighting.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:51 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 27, 2015 11:43 PM (e+1S5)
I'm not kicking Pam out of bed for eating Tam Tams in bed.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 27, 2015 11:52 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Col. Angus, Enil Angus, that is at December 27, 2015 11:43 PM (dvuhZ)
I agree. Now I've seen some nice, large bathrooms where the toilet is set off in its own little nook from the sinks and shower. That makes sense.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2015 11:52 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:51 PM (voOPb)
That is Kimberly Gylfoil (SP?) who also has boobeh's and brains
Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:52 PM (QelBn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2015 11:52 PM (RU5ki)
Posted by: Ralph at December 27, 2015 11:52 PM (+hd5N)
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:52 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: rickl at December 27, 2015 11:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:51 PM (jR7Wy)
Best part of that night was watching Ace walk up to people and introduce himself.
Totally straight faced. "Hi, I'm Ace."
The look on people's faces as it dawned on them...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:53 PM (w57Sr)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 27, 2015 11:53 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:53 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:53 PM (WtCBj)
I believe that book Primary Colors was written by someone from the campaign staff.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Joe Klein
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
Teve Torbes
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 27, 2015 11:54 PM (kdS6q)
It's time to start a mutual fund that invests in breast enhancements and other minor cosmetic cleanups for cute 18-26 year old females.
Posted by: JEM at December 27, 2015 11:54 PM (o+SC1)
---
Yeah, Ace seemed very shy and retiring.
Not at all like the drunken loudmouths at the gathering (BC!)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:54 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ralph at December 27, 2015 11:45 PM (+hd5N)
Be fair now. She's also old, and senile. You can't blame her inability to walk unaided completely on the alcoholism.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2015 11:55 PM (+lVUW)
Wrong pair of Fox boobies. That was that Kimberly Guifoyle chick.
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 27, 2015 11:55 PM (syGA0)
What it say?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:53 PM (WtCBj)
Link at 159. Basically Gellar complaining about commenters calling her Atlas Jugs and ace trying to defuse it by saying, that its probably meant in a favorable way.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:55 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:54 PM (jR7Wy)
Wtf?!?!?
I was totally well behaved this year!!
(Ignoring the loud debate on religion with Bill McMorris out on the patio)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:55 PM (w57Sr)
northbound 15 Freeway sign at Ontario Avenue Christmas night to read:
"Inland Empire supports Donald Trump. Merry Xmas. Vote Donald Trump."
There once upon a time a tutorial passed around on how to reprogram those sign-boards, with the added comment, "Agencies have been alerted to this and have started to padlock the control boxes. Remember to bring bolt-cutters"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2015 11:56 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:56 PM (w57Sr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 27, 2015 11:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:56 PM (jR7Wy)
Well, most of the time you have a plan but then circumstamnces, well, circumstances.
Ya know.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2015 11:57 PM (WtCBj)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:56 PM (w57Sr)
---
I am!
*runs to fridge for an insouciant little blush wine*
Let's toast to Ace and Atlas Jugs!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:58 PM (jR7Wy)
importance of getting a colege education as a football player."
Also, there appears to be a lack of understanding of how the word "won't" is supposed to contain an apostrophe.
I expect that most people who are counting on a career in NFL thugball are going to get lost before the end of the first sentence in any case, much less being able to understand percentages or apostrophe usage.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 27, 2015 11:58 PM (noWW6)
Like the rockets? Or because they bear the world on their rounded shoulders?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 27, 2015 11:56 PM (jR7Wy)
Cause her blog is Atlas Shrugs, and it rhymes with Jugs. Remember... morons. We're not that clever.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:58 PM (zt+N6)
SNL: Bob Dole and Pat Buchanan try to prove that ghostwritten book is obviously authored by Steve Forbes.
https://screen.yahoo.com/nightline-bob-dole-pat-buchanan-000000074.html
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 27, 2015 11:58 PM (kdS6q)
Guilfoyle, ferchrissakes.
Got this thing called Google, y'know. Like paint, covers a multitude of sins.
Rack, yeh. The rest is ok. Brains? Yeah, well her SF Ex has and will do well for himself.
Posted by: JEM at December 27, 2015 11:58 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2015 11:59 PM (hXu8T)
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:48 PM (zt+N6)
Well in the original version that Ace related to the cobs he said it was true that he said this but it was in the context of a joke based on her comment to him. Apparently though it wasn't really a joke to her and she tried to use it against him later minus the context in which he said it.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 27, 2015 11:59 PM (IQNjB)
If I were going to be cruel I'd suggest that Atlas Jugs ought not be aimed at the launchpad's toes.
But tonight I'm mirthful. Whatever that means.
Posted by: JEM at December 28, 2015 12:00 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 28, 2015 12:00 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 28, 2015 12:00 AM (O+X9V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:01 AM (wOdHk)
Mongo confused.
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:01 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2015 12:01 AM (hXu8T)
I can verify that. By the way, the weaselly mayor is now my even more weaselly Lieutenant Governor, and he's plotting to become the Governor after Moonbeam finally leaves, and he's got a good shot at doing so.
Failing upwards.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2015 12:01 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:01 AM (RU5ki)
210 Looks like we both are slightly misremembering Maet.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:48 PM (zt+N6)
Well in the original version that Ace related to the cobs he said it was true that he said this but it was in the context of a joke based on her comment to him. Apparently though it wasn't really a joke to her and she tried to use it against him later minus the context in which he said it.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 27, 2015 11:59 PM (IQNjB)
This when a time machine comes in really handy.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:01 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 28, 2015 12:02 AM (jR7Wy)
http://gatesofvienna.net/2015/12/to-be-or-not-to-be-an-extremist/
OK, so it's a little heavy for the ONT. But it's content, dammit.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 12:02 AM (sdi6R)
?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 28, 2015 12:00 AM (O+X9V)
Well, I always could use one when you're around.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:02 AM (w57Sr)
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:52 PM (zt+N6)
Tam Tams are unleavened crackers made by Manischewitz, and they are really good.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 28, 2015 12:02 AM (Z7G74)
Cause her blog is Atlas Shrugs, and it rhymes with Jugs. Remember... morons. We're not that clever.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2015 11:58 PM (zt+N6)
I thought it was because they were shaped like Northern Africa. And there were elephants and... I dunno, Moroccans?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2015 12:02 AM (q2o38)
A toast, my friends!
The rose may kiss the butterfly,
the wine may kiss the crystal glass,
a girl may kiss her man goodbye,
but you, my friends, may kiss my ass.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:03 AM (w57Sr)
Posted by: another shrill scrunt, whose name I can't recall, that can't take a joke at December 28, 2015 12:04 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 28, 2015 12:04 AM (jR7Wy)
Mad at the horde? Golly we are on the same side.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:04 AM (voOPb)
the wine may kiss the crystal glass,
a girl may kiss her man goodbye,
but you, my friends, may kiss my ass.
Holy shit, that rhymes.
How did you do that?
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:05 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (Vm8WO)
She wears way tight tops to muzzie events that gets the muzzies all batshit.
She has posted several vids, I think, with bearded goat humping Mustafa telling her to cover up her boobeh's.
Posted by: Jake at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (QelBn)
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:05 AM (qUNWi)
*snort*
I can't take credit for that one, but I have been known to drop some poetry from time to time.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (w57Sr)
Atlas Honkers didn't sound literary enough.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2015 12:01 AM (RU5ki)
Besides Nipples Galore and Tits LaRue were taken
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (voOPb)
the wine may kiss the crystal glass,
a girl may kiss her man goodbye,
but you, my friends, may kiss my ass.
Holy shit, that rhymes.
How did you do that?
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:05 AM (qUNWi)
If I had to guess it would be that he did it by going to a website full of toasts and choosing one he find appropriate.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (MQEz6)
The rose may kiss the butterfly,
the wine may kiss the crystal glass,
a girl may kiss her man goodbye,
but you, my friends, may kiss my ass.
Holy shit, that rhymes.
How did you do that?
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:05 AM (qUNWi)
He's got a big book of 'em that he won at a drinking contest.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 12:07 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (MQEz6)
So.....lie?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:07 AM (w57Sr)
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2015 12:08 AM (OLNwX)
237 235 Invite her to a podcast, give her an HQ t-shirt, and promise not to set off the sprinkler system.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:06 AM (MQEz6)
So.....lie?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:07 AM (w57Sr)
I never said that.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:08 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2015 12:08 AM (wOdHk)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
-------------
Man, oh man, oh Manischewitz.
You have to be of a certain age...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:08 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 28, 2015 12:09 AM (ZZivJ)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:08 AM (MQEz6)
You said "HQ t-shirt" and "promise not to turn on the sprinklers". That's two blatant lies right there.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:10 AM (w57Sr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:10 AM (w57Sr)
243 I never said that.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:08 AM (MQEz6)
You said "HQ t-shirt" and "promise not to turn on the sprinklers". That's two blatant lies right there.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:10 AM (w57Sr)
Lie...lie...is such a strong word.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:11 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:12 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:12 AM (w57Sr)
I think I got that right.
Posted by: Jake at December 28, 2015 12:13 AM (QelBn)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:13 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: speedster1 at December 28, 2015 12:14 AM (1brdf)
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:13 AM (MQEz6)
--
...and an enormous rack.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 28, 2015 12:15 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:15 AM (qUNWi)
Creative non-truth telling?
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:12 AM (zt+N6)
Terminilogical inexactitude.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 12:16 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 12:17 AM (M2/og)
Posted by: speedster1 at December 28, 2015 12:17 AM (1brdf)
Posted by: denver todd at December 28, 2015 12:17 AM (QFsoD)
Why are we discussing Pamella Geller?
The way I heard it:
Ace was at The Baseball Hall of Fame and Pam was standing next to him. Ace looks at Yogi Berra's catcher's mitt and says "I've seen that face before!"
Pam slapped him and stormed out of the store.
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 28, 2015 12:18 AM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 28, 2015 12:18 AM (e+1S5)
252 Can't the Jews just leaven something once in a while for Christ's sake?
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:15 AM (q
Feeling a bit cross?
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:18 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:18 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: speedster1 at December 28, 2015 12:19 AM (1brdf)
Yeah! And a little yeast won't kill you.
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:19 AM (qUNWi)
261 256 dt
There's a Hillary! Joke in there, somewhere, no?
Posted by: speedster1 at December 28, 2015 12:19 AM (1brdf)
Not really.
Posted by: eman at December 28, 2015 12:20 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: speedster1 at December 28, 2015 12:20 AM (1brdf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 28, 2015 12:20 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Jake at December 28, 2015 12:20 AM (QelBn)
https://twitter.com/johannalapp/status/681259185707810816
It's the witness of "Christians" like Donna that keeps my lack of faith alive and burning brightly.
Bright side: Won't make the same mistake twice.
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 12:21 AM (j+aWk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 28, 2015 12:20 AM (jR7Wy)
But....you're leaving....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:22 AM (w57Sr)
Lotta funneh in the comments!
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 12:23 AM (90C/G)
Night, Eris! I'm a huge fan of booze, fun and boobs, so I will do as you request.
Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 28, 2015 12:23 AM (e+1S5)
You, madam, are mensch (yeah, I know).
Please don't let some jerk ruin the wonderful mitzvah you performed.
Posted by: speedster1 at December 28, 2015 12:23 AM (1brdf)
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:24 AM (fBkaR)
We were in town and started getting repeated, frequent brownouts. Right after I left my previous comment, the modem or router quit working. Folded up and headed home instead of bothering to reset them with the power continuing to fluctuate.
*
The Ace-Geller meeting: Maybe it was one of those "I didn't just say that out loud, I hope" moments?
*
Col. Angus: Kohler makes a $6300 Crapper, with all the bells an whistles....
Oh, yeah? Did it have the ballzac support post featured back a few ONTs? If not, it's just not worth it...!
Posted by: mindful webworker - everyone knows it's windy at December 28, 2015 12:24 AM (Rt8Uf)
'Because I generally feel like your commander in chief is in pretty good shape, and then I get next to some guy, you know, curling 100 pounds and it makes me feel small.'
..............
yep about that
Posted by: Jake at December 28, 2015 12:24 AM (QelBn)
Posted by: MAx at December 28, 2015 12:25 AM (LAliD)
But apparently at some point Pam decided that Ace had gone dhimmi or was deliberately cutting her out of blog mentions or something and started telling people the 'nice jugs' story as if Ace had walked up to her out of the blue and made the comment. Which is why he felt compelled to write up the complete story back in 2011.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 28, 2015 12:25 AM (IQNjB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:25 AM (voOPb)
I found a new invention to rip off this spring:
https://twitter.com/chrisswat69/status/681278556131885056
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 12:27 AM (j+aWk)
Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 12:27 AM (M2/og)
I dunno. Of all the things I've seen this place called, "resort" is not one of them....
Posted by: mindful webworker - everyone knows it's windy at December 28, 2015 12:27 AM (Rt8Uf)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 28, 2015 12:27 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:28 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 28, 2015 12:25 AM (IQNjB)
The Internet. Where complete strangers get pissy over alleged breaches of social etiquette that don't exist and have never been defined.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:29 AM (w57Sr)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2015 12:29 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 28, 2015 12:27 AM (u5gzz)
He died in 2012.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:29 AM (w57Sr)
Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2015 11:19 PM (qUNWi)
Now there is a low floating curve ball, if ever i saw one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 12:29 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 28, 2015 12:31 AM (Dwehj)
But they did buy us dinner on Friday.
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 12:31 AM (j+aWk)
Posted by: mindful webworker - but what about Abe Vigoda? at December 28, 2015 12:31 AM (Rt8Uf)
Yeah, not. I had a see through blouse on. He gave the girls a cursory glance after hearing my name, then kept his eyes above my collar.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:31 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2015 12:32 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:29 AM (w57Sr)
Damn. You're right. So why does Insty have a post about it?
I guess if I knew it I forgot it.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 28, 2015 12:32 AM (u5gzz)
I guess if I knew it I forgot it.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 28, 2015 12:32 AM (u5gzz)
He died Dec 27, 2012. Three years ago exactly. I've seen the story floating around a few places. No idea why.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:33 AM (w57Sr)
Posted by: Pierrer3312 at December 28, 2015 12:34 AM (k68Qm)
AND PAUL RYAN IS A MUSLIM BECAUSE ONLY MUSLIMS HAVE BEARDS
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 28, 2015 12:35 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:35 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:35 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2015 12:35 AM (hXu8T)
How rude.
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 12:35 AM (90C/G)
Posted by: Zombie Francisco Franco at December 28, 2015 12:36 AM (Dwehj)
Then doom struck.
Needless to say in 2004 I couldn't bring myself to watch any of the WS live, but by 2007 and 2013 had recovered enough from 86 to actually watch the Sox play again.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2015 12:36 AM (QWtgr)
Norman Schwarzkopf
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:36 AM (oFSUK)
In all fairness, your handle is asking for it. Cursory only, of course. It's not always easy.
"Like looking at the sun!" -Jerry to George
I'll take your word on Ace's gentlemanliness, naturally, so I'll take my eye-rolling attempted joke over here and dump it in the barrel.
(Joke screams in death agony)
Posted by: mindful webworker - cursoryly observing at December 28, 2015 12:36 AM (Rt8Uf)
If I ever meet you, I promise I will not to that. I'm a gentleman like that.
Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 28, 2015 12:37 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:37 AM (fBkaR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:38 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:39 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 12:39 AM (90C/G)
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:39 AM (fBkaR)
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:39 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:31 AM (Vm8WO)
.........
wow, will power
any chance of a pic? some things should be documented.
asking for a friend
Posted by: Jake at December 28, 2015 12:39 AM (QelBn)
Posted by: SARDiver at December 28, 2015 12:40 AM (o9ahq)
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2015 12:40 AM (qUNWi)
If I didn't love you, I would point and laugh...
Posted by: That crazy homeless dude that eats your face at December 28, 2015 12:41 AM (mUsVF)
Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2015 12:41 AM (hXu8T)
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:41 AM (fBkaR)
You got chocolate in my peanut butter.
Hey, you got peanut butter on my chocolate.
After all these years of advancement, man is still a sniveling, jealous & insecure creature
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:41 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:24 AM (fBkaR)
I've been reading there for years and comment infrequently, and I've never had any problems.
I highly recommend that site, but no doubt they're pissing off the powers that be, who seem to be aligned with Islam against the citizens of Europe and North America.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2015 12:42 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:43 AM (fBkaR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:43 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 12:43 AM (+hd5N)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 28, 2015 12:43 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:44 AM (fBkaR)
Pfffttt. My chest has been getting attention since I was 13. I used to go clubbing in the bustier Bruce Jenner wore in vogue. It doesn't bother me, and I just about died laughing when I saw bebe's boobs destroy society cause yeah, the tittehs mesmerize. And my nic was born.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:44 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:44 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Jake at December 28, 2015 12:44 AM (QelBn)
No.
The Assless Chaps tend to distract people.
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 12:44 AM (90C/G)
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There was a time when Powell had a spine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:45 AM (oFSUK)
Yeah, not. I had a see through blouse on. He gave the girls a cursory glance after hearing my name, then kept his eyes above my collar.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:31 AM (Vm8WO)
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If I'm ever in that situation with you I'll........uh........hmmm........what were we talking about?
Posted by: Soona at December 28, 2015 12:45 AM (M2/og)
Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2015 12:35 AM (hXu8T)
Her boobs keep her grounded.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 28, 2015 12:46 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 12:45 AM (oFSUK)
Ahhhh....the 80s.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:46 AM (w57Sr)
Pfffttt. My chest has been getting attention since I was 13. I used to go clubbing in the bustier Bruce Jenner wore in vogue. It doesn't bother me, and I just about died laughing when I saw bebe's boobs destroy society cause yeah, the tittehs mesmerize. And my nic was born.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:44 AM (Vm8WO)
Aww-Tah Aww-Tah
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:46 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:39 AM (fBkaR)
Nah. You'd be surprised how many of teh gai guys are down with boobehs.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:46 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 28, 2015 12:46 AM (Dwehj)
SARDIver, I think the sign was at an SEC school.
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:41 AM (fBkaR)
HA!
Apparently "Sharkman" caught it above, but I wasn't able to search on my smartphone to see it.It was rather confusing to me, as "Sharkman" is another of my monikers.
Posted by: SARDiver at December 28, 2015 12:47 AM (o9ahq)
Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2015 12:47 AM (hXu8T)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:46 AM (Vm8WO)
They're jealous.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:48 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:48 AM (w57Sr)
Posted by: buzzion
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And this is a bad thing how?
Geez. You skirts need to learn to take a compliment!
Posted by: That crazy homeless dude that eats your face at December 28, 2015 12:48 AM (mUsVF)
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:39 AM (fBkaR)
Nah. You'd be surprised how many of teh gai guys are down with boobehs.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
Weird, so its envy?
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:49 AM (fBkaR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:49 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 12:49 AM (mUsVF)
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:50 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 27, 2015 11:51 PM (dvuhZ)
Oh well hell, if she's 57 that's just downright amazing.
Let's see how Andrea and Dana look at that age (if I live that long).
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 12:50 AM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 12:49 AM (
I don't think so, I think they just dig boobs. Well some of them anyways
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:51 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:52 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:53 AM (zt+N6)
Who's with me?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2015 11:56 PM (w57Sr)
I'm back, and with a good stiff one.
Drink, that is.
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 12:53 AM (C3E0x)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:54 AM (Vm8WO)
BTW you're welcome
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:55 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:55 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:55 AM (voOPb)
That's entirely likely. What did I do?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:56 AM (w57Sr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:58 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 12:59 AM (j+aWk)
*paws at Cougar*
I bet you didn't know, that I played bongos
Posted by: DC in River City has a machine gun. Ho, ho ho at December 28, 2015 01:00 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2015 01:00 AM (fBkaR)
Grapefruits and cantelopes? Am I the only one who thought this should have had melons?
As titillating as this thread is tonight, with all this well-rounded discussion, I must nip off to bed.
Good night, Gracies!
Posted by: mindful webworker - yes we have no bananas at December 28, 2015 01:01 AM (Rt8Uf)
Affirmative action promotions all the way. I believe they were enumerated in his book.
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 01:01 AM (+hd5N)
I've used Sharkman since about 97 when called that by a girlfriend who was impressed for some reason that I was a lawyer.
Gave up lawyering a few years ago, but it is hard to leave that nickname behind.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2015 01:02 AM (QWtgr)
Posted by: MTF- sick as a dog and yet still barking at December 28, 2015 01:03 AM (HJy3g)
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 01:03 AM (j+aWk)
Posted by: Jake at December 28, 2015 01:03 AM (QelBn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 01:04 AM (voOPb)
Even Rex Ryan with his man boobs?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 12:52 AM (voOPb)
Mmmph mmmph yeth mmmph
Posted by: Rex Ryan with a mouth full of toes at December 28, 2015 01:05 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 01:06 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Spellcheck
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*edges away*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 01:06 AM (oFSUK)
Affirmative action promotions all the way. I believe they were enumerated in his book.
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 01:01 AM (+hd5N)
Thomas Sowell ripped him to shreds when W announced him as sos
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 01:07 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 28, 2015 01:07 AM (Ie8Cj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 01:06 AM (oFSUK)
Gee, that hash looks familiar, Mike. Didn't Nip used to have it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 01:08 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 01:08 AM (Vm8WO)
Everybody loves the boobehs. Even the gays.
Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2015 12:47 AM (hXu8T)
Back before history, all the humans who got a random genetic mutation to not fixate on boobehs starved to death as infants.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 01:09 AM (EzgxV)
SARDiver:
I've used Sharkman since about 97 when called that by a girlfriend who was impressed for some reason that I was a lawyer.
Gave up lawyering a few years ago, but it is hard to leave that nickname behind.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2015 01:02 AM (QWtgr)
I've used it in my email address since 1997, too, which was the year I went scuba diving to feed sharks and became a Search and Recovery Diver. I love sharks and have since I was about 7 (34 years ago).
LOL
Posted by: SARDiver at December 28, 2015 01:09 AM (o9ahq)
LOL
Posted by: SARDiver at December 28, 2015 01:09 AM (o9ahq)
I guess any shark-feeding dive you come back from is a successful one right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 01:11 AM (UsLZp)
Bright side: Won't make the same mistake twice.
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 12:21 AM (j+aWk)
I missed something, maybe it's the alcohol.
Who's Donna?
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 01:11 AM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Heh. I hadn't even noticed it. Great, I've caught something from Nip, just by being in the same state.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 01:12 AM (oFSUK)
I did get to write two more death cerftificates on Saturday, so a hat trick last week. (None my fault.)
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 01:03 AM (j+aWk)
Are you feeling more confident?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 01:13 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 01:13 AM (voOPb)
Thank you for your service BTW.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 28, 2015 01:14 AM (QWtgr)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 28, 2015 01:17 AM (Ie8Cj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 01:12 AM (oFSUK)
I may be confused. Perhaps Nip was oFSUD? Been a while. Different ports/branches of the same ISP, perhaps?
Safely back at home from my Christmas road trip.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 01:18 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Shirley Q Liquor at December 28, 2015 01:20 AM (aUQgu)
Posted by: model_1066 at December 28, 2015 01:20 AM (+rDOt)
I always liked the LittleMs part...
Reminded me of your cuteness.
Which is ample.
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 01:20 AM (qK2zK)
Posted by: Alberta
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How's the weather in your parts?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 01:22 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 28, 2015 12:27 AM (u5gzz)
He died in 2012.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2015 12:29 AM (w57Sr)
Your point?
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 01:22 AM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2015 01:23 AM (qK2zK)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 12:31 AM (Vm8WO)
So why did you have a see through blouse on?
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 01:23 AM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Jake at December 27, 2015 11:33 PM (QelBn)
Andrea, Jedediah Bila, and Kimberly Guilfoyle are on my To Do List for Compliance Pics. Maria Molina too.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2015 01:24 AM (GrXXa)
...from a galaxy far far away-
Oh hell yeah
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2015 01:24 AM (LWKgp)
Trump voters are not angry they want revenge.
Nice breezy article at ZeroHedge.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z3wf9cc
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 01:25 AM (+hd5N)
Jedediah Bila should be on the compliance pics list, kbd! She seems nice. Really nice.
Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 01:27 AM (mUsVF)
Speaking of old broads that are hot, consider Christie Brinkley. I'm sure she's had some work done here and there around the edges and apparently works at it, but most of that just has to boil to down to genes.
She's on the far tails of the looks Gaussian on that. She just blows away her own daughters next to them. If I was them, I wouldn't pose for pictures with mom at all. It's just not fair.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:28 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2015 01:22 AM (oFSUK)
Cold and clear, fairly brisk East wind for much of the trip south from Cold Lake.
Currently -10 C nearby. Say 15 F.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 01:28 AM (UsLZp)
Nobody has woken up -- yet -- so confidence is high.
Also 3-for-3 on organ donor consents, but my only role is to introduce the kin to the professional seducer.
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 01:28 AM (j+aWk)
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 01:23 AM (C3E0
? It was in, it went with my Levi's & boots, meet up was at a bar.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 01:29 AM (Vm8WO)
'not just angry'
which makes a little more sense.
Posted by: Methos at December 28, 2015 01:30 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Icky Woods at December 28, 2015 01:30 AM (2wPvV)
Posted by: Ralph at December 28, 2015 01:32 AM (+hd5N)
For the US, they even break down state by state, region by region. We in the South are butts by far, NY too, but the midwest prefers the boobs.
The even do personality correlations with the boob vs butt preference. Boob men are more outgoing, IIRC. Butt men are more introverted.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:34 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 01:35 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 01:37 AM (mUsVF)
Also 3-for-3 on organ donor consents, but my only role is to introduce the kin to the professional seducer.
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 01:28 AM (j+aWk)
Both Christians and atheists have annoying people amongst their numbers. No faith group enjoys a monopoly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 01:38 AM (UsLZp)
Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me
https://youtu.be/Eh2PjkzW20w
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 12:53 AM (zt+N6)
Awesome buzzion, thanks.
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 01:40 AM (C3E0x)
For the US, they even break down state by state, region by region. We in the South are butts by far, NY too, but the midwest prefers the boobs.
The even do personality correlations with the boob vs butt preference. Boob men are more outgoing, IIRC. Butt men are more introverted.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:34 AM (dvuhZ)
I would bet in the US that there is a racial component to the boobs vs butt preference.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 28, 2015 01:41 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 28, 2015 01:35 AM (Vm8WO)
yeah I know. I got retarded busy with a new band and its taken a shitload of focus. I spent the entire summer not seeing or hearing the word Obama.. and it was frigging great.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 28, 2015 01:42 AM (LWKgp)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 28, 2015 01:42 AM (Ie8Cj)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:45 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:45 AM (gy5kE)
I wonder if it will even function in the event of a power failure? "Honey, can you crank up the generator? I have to take a shit."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 01:47 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 01:47 AM (C3E0x)
I guess we don't even have to ask where the Germans fall on that graph, publius...
Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 01:37 AM (mUsVF)
Got those Oktoberfest dirndls stuck in your head, do you?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 01:47 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:48 AM (gy5kE)
Me, I'm whiter than white, and I fall on the butt side. Well, I like it all, and I mean all, but the perfect butt seems to tickle my pickle more than anything else by a small margin.
And it's not "big butts" -- I can't stand that at all, the Kardashians are just awful, but it's the shape and pertness.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:48 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:52 AM (gy5kE)
Sure. Rub it in.
Posted by: Bret Michaels at December 28, 2015 01:52 AM (bW/xc)
And, I'm with publius. I'm a leg & ass man, but I like it all. I just like women in general. God is good.
Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 01:53 AM (mUsVF)
Nope, any toilet that requires power, not for me. Of course, I'm on a well, and loss of power means loss of water, but there's a little reserve in the pressure tank, and if it's coming a storm or during winter, ice storm and you expect an extended outage, I always fill up the bath tub for manual flushing.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:53 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:57 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 01:59 AM (UsLZp)
Off to bed...
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 01:59 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:53 AM (dvuhZ)
For $6300, I would want a toilet with a laser powerful enough to flash anything deposited in the bowl to a cloud of plasma.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:01 AM (UsLZp)
I have no idea what a dirndl is. And, as you know, I would trust you
with my paswords, my first born, or more importantly, Tucker. But I'm
still not going to Google that word...
And, I'm with publius. I'm a leg ass man, but I like it all. I just like women in general. God is good.
Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 01:53 AM (mUsVF)
A dirndl is the traditional dress worn by young female beer servers during Oktoberfest. Take a look at the lowest picture at http://www.oktoberfest.de/de/navitem/Tradition/ and think "mmm......b***s....." [whether it's "boobs" or "beers" is up to you].
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:04 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:01 AM (UsLZp)
Yes because who doesn't want a cloud of vaporized shit floating through their house.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 02:04 AM (zt+N6)
It's pie time - cherry, pumpkin, or pecan? First world problems...
Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 02:08 AM (mUsVF)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 02:08 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 02:04 AM (zt+N6)
Well, I expect it would have a chimney or exhaust vent. And plasma is beyond mere vapor. Ions and free electrons. Bacteria and nasty-smelling gases would be broken down to base elements.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:10 AM (UsLZp)
For $6300, I would want a toilet with a laser powerful enough to flash anything deposited in the bowl to a cloud of plasma.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:01 AM (UsLZp)
Yes because who doesn't want a cloud of vaporized shit floating through their house.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2015 02:04 AM (zt+N6)
Oddly enough, you don't even need that powerful of a laser to play with -- I've got a 40W that's supposed to burn through 1/8" plywood like nobody's business.....my worry would be having that thing doing its happy fun time so close to my uncovered backside and dangly bits. A little plasma-ized fecal matter down the hall is nothing compared to a techno sunburn on my hemmorhoids and nutsack.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:13 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 01:34 AM (dvuhZ)
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I can't argue that.
Also, in hoity-toity company, we can say "I prefer a callipygian figure", rather than crassly declaring "I'm an ass man."
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2015 02:16 AM (hAtXl)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:13 AM (EzgxV)
Well, you have know that I was really just kidding about a laser toilet. But if such a thing were built, i expect it would have to have an interlock, like a microwave oven, such that the lid had to be down and locked before the laser could do its thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:16 AM (UsLZp)
Oddly enough, you don't even need that powerful of a laser to play with
-- I've got a 40W that's supposed to burn through 1/8" plywood like
nobody's business.....my worry would be having that thing doing its
happy fun time so close to my uncovered backside and dangly bits. A
little plasma-ized fecal matter down the hall is nothing compared to a
techno sunburn on my hemmorhoids and nutsack.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:13 AM (EzgxV)
Well, you have know that I was really just kidding about a laser
toilet. But if such a thing were built, i expect it would have to have
an interlock, like a microwave oven, such that the lid had to be down
and locked before the laser could do its thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:16 AM (UsLZp)
The laser toy from China I just got has no such interlock -- which is one reason I haven't fired it up yet, before I fit it with one. It also has a crappy controller that demands to be used with WinXP. There are two 24V steppers that run it, I'm looking to drive 'em with an Arduino.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:22 AM (EzgxV)
Such plants take a lot of up-front electricity to run, but overall they're a net gain because the gas "byproduct" contains more energy than the electricity to make the arcs. Plus -- no more garbage!
Basically, it's a way of converting all those juicy carbon and other nice molecules in our daily stuff into something more useful.
(The Ford-class aircraft carriers will all also have plama arc gasification plants on board, but mainly just to get rid of all garbage -- I imagine they'll probably just dump the slag and vent the gas, as neither are much use at sea.)
It's actually a great idea -- a town's garbage can be the feedstock for its power plant, solving two problems (energy, and garbage disposal) at once!
I predict it will eventually catch on here in the US.
So, don't laugh at plasma-izing your doo-doo -- it's a booming business!
Posted by: zombie at December 28, 2015 02:34 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:22 AM (EzgxV)
You aiming to use that for engraving, or for milling? Could you drive the laser to burn an image onto a wood block, so it could be used for wood-block printing? (scans in hundred-dollar bill, hopefully)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:35 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 28, 2015 02:37 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee?
There's an app for that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:39 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Han GnuBreed at December 28, 2015 02:43 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Hah!
I think Dreamer took over the keyboard.
Mike Hammer's Cat to post next...
Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 02:44 AM (mUsVF)
I've been reading the comments from the old Pam Geller thread buzzion posted. Funny as hell, as usual.
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 02:49 AM (C3E0x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:50 AM (UsLZp)
The laser toy from China I just got has no such interlock -- which is
one reason I haven't fired it up yet, before I fit it with one. It also
has a crappy controller that demands to be used with WinXP. There are
two 24V steppers that run it, I'm looking to drive 'em with an Arduino.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:22 AM (EzgxV)
You aiming to use that for engraving, or for milling? Could you
drive the laser to burn an image onto a wood block, so it could be used
for wood-block printing? (scans in hundred-dollar bill, hopefully)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2015 02:35 AM (UsLZp)
Yes.
So, the story is -- I've been seeing laser cutters around since early Maker Faires. Pretty much the standard of the industry for a benchtop unit is Epilog's -- lots of folks have access to those, but they tend to be at schools or research facilities because they cost a whompin' $12K and most people don't spend their own money like that. For people who spend their own money, there's a company called Full Spectrum Laser (out of Las Vegas) that has a really nice package that pretty much does what Epilog's does for $4K.
So, I got to reading up on FSL, and they got their start by buying really cheap units out of China and dolling-them-up with stuff like decent controllers and safety switches, adding decent software and providing a manual in English....which got me thinking, how cheap?
$600. So, to paraphrase Die Hard, "Now I have a 40W CO2 cutting laser. Ho ho ho."
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:50 AM (EzgxV)
Fortunately though, she and hubby are fine and took no damage.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2015 02:53 AM (gyKtp)
I mentioned last night that the daughter just bought a house last month
in Garland TX; two streets over several houses were 100% demolished by
that tornado.
Fortunately though, she and hubby are fine and took no damage.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2015 02:53 AM (gyKtp)
How are the neighbors? Did they get out safely?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 02:55 AM (EzgxV)
Well, about your daughter, anyway.
Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 02:57 AM (mUsVF)
They make laser metal cutters, but we're talking $10s of K range, here. Also cool is water jet metal cutting. It's a pressure washer on steroids, using hell, 80K psi water jets. The pumps on those things are something else.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 02:59 AM (dvuhZ)
About 600 buildings in Garland were damaged, many of them completely leveled. Those include businesses and multi-family residences, but the majority were single-family homes.
It was an EF-4, packing 180 mph winds.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2015 03:04 AM (gyKtp)
And now I'm hearing the s word maybe by morning. (snow)
Posted by: Blano at December 28, 2015 03:07 AM (C3E0x)
That reminds me, I want a plasma cutter. Those things cut clean, thin
kerf. Tiny little 7000F cutting arc, but very little total heat input in
the base metal.
They make laser metal cutters, but we're
talking $10s of K range, here. Also cool is water jet metal cutting.
It's a pressure washer on steroids, using hell, 80K psi water jets. The
pumps on those things are something else.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 02:59 AM (dvuhZ)
An interesting note is that my little laser is water cooled. They give you a little water pump with the unit. FSL wants $650 for an "industrial cooling unit" to plug that into. I'm thinking a Home Depot bucket in a dorm fridge shouldn't be more than $100.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 03:12 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 03:20 AM (mUsVF)
Those dorm fridges won't hold a bucket, but the bucket will hold a bag of ice. And a $5 Harbor Freight fishtank pump.
Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 03:20 AM (mUsVF)
Already has the pump (they're both made in China, maybe at the same plant). Doesn't have to be a 5-gallon bucket.
But, yes, you see the lunacy in $650 "industrial coolers".
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 03:24 AM (EzgxV)
Plus the dorm fridge will hold a few six packs of Moosehead. Probably a good investment either way.
Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 03:27 AM (mUsVF)
Sure.
Plus the dorm fridge will hold a few six packs of Moosehead. Probably a good investment either way.
Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 03:27 AM (mUsVF)
Alas, the local distributor sold out to Inbev, and they now price Moosehead like it was some fancy-pancy microbrew bottled only by consecrated virgins. I only started drinking it when Molson got pricey; and I was only drinking Molson because I couldn't afford St. Pauli Girl.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 03:32 AM (EzgxV)
It was $$$$, not a home shop item by a long shot, but it gave you torque and HP readings right on the dial. You just hooked up a water hose to it, and before it was over, pure steam was coming out.
We didn't really have enough ummph on the water supply, but the unit didn't get in the red temperature wise at that. All the output of the tractor engine was just being converted to heat in that unit.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 03:34 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 03:37 AM (EzgxV)
That is all.
Posted by: Chi at December 28, 2015 03:40 AM (mUsVF)
Heck, I imagine tap water ought to do it easily enough. Years ago, we
borrowed a dynamometer from a dealer to adjust the fuel setting on the
injector pump on a diesel tractor. It was PTO driven and water cooled.
And boy could it put a load on the engine. Black smoke rolling.
It was $$$$, not a home shop item by a long shot, but it gave you
torque and HP readings right on the dial. You just hooked up a water
hose to it, and before it was over, pure steam was coming out.
We didn't really have enough ummph on the water supply, but the unit
didn't get in the red temperature wise at that. All the output of the
tractor engine was just being converted to heat in that unit.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 28, 2015 03:34 AM (dvuhZ)
Probably not a good idea here -- water hardness is off the chart, tap water is "liquid concrete" and forms deposits all over everything. Manual for similar lasers from FSL and Epilog stresses use of distilled water. But with an arduino controller, it's really easy to throw another sensor on and get a thermal reading.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 03:40 AM (EzgxV)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2015 04:38 AM (C1Suc)
Another short week before that long drudge that is winter
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2015 04:38 AM (C1Suc)
Remember that each day from here will be longer than the last. The solstice was 12/22 -- while it might get colder, the promise of better times is built-in.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2015 04:41 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Norman Bates at December 28, 2015 05:17 AM (B3EeS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 05:49 AM (DUoqb)
Depending on location in your time zone, sunset may have bottomed out earlier. In this part of Eastern Massachusetts the earliest sunset was December 9th.
Posted by: fluffy at December 28, 2015 05:50 AM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 05:49 AM (DUoqb)
Morning NGU.
Maybe you can help me with info on an Israeli Flag?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 05:52 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 05:52 AM (WVsWD)
How so?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 05:53 AM (DUoqb)
Colors are reversed like the IAF. SoD is solid with either a Gold or Black Fist inside.
Have seen this flag flying in pics of Settlements on the other side of the Jordan.
Any idea who uses this flag? Meanings?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 05:55 AM (WVsWD)
Have seen this flag flying in pics of Settlements on the other side of the Jordan.
Any idea who uses this flag? Meanings?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 05:55 AM (WVsWD)
Well without a pic, not sure. Could be the flag of the rich wing extremist Kach Movement.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 05:58 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 05:58 AM (DUoqb)
Looking for a pic now and of course not having any luck.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 06:03 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 06:10 AM (ptqRm)
Looking for a pic now and of course not having any luck.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 06:03 AM (WVsWD)
I wouldn't worry to much about the colors, it's the fist that is the symbol of Kach
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 06:15 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 06:22 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 06:22 AM (DUoqb)
That might be why I am having trouble finding images since they are illegal?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 06:27 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: V the K at December 28, 2015 06:29 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 06:27 AM (WVsWD)
Yup, for a while now.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2015 06:30 AM (DUoqb)
I was thinking maybe that flag was used by some sort of communists.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 06:32 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 28, 2015 06:38 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2015 06:47 AM (ptqRm)
Snow and sleet right now, this should be a fun day. I'd stay in as we aren't open at work, but I do have to run over and turn in the timecards today. This could be interesting.
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 06:50 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:02 AM (6xtq3)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 28, 2015 07:03 AM (erRNA)
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2015 07:04 AM (o/90i)
It's morning now. Where is the morning thread?
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2015 07:02 AM (6xtq3)
Looks like another Holiday late thread which I can't wait for today. I have a followup appointment over in the city this morning. I am thanking about cancelling due to heavy fog and rain over here and the city. Just not worth it for a routine "talk". But if I decide to keep it I will have to leave here at 8:45.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:06 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 28, 2015 07:13 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: goon at December 28, 2015 01:52 AM (gy5kE)
That list is awful. I would take faithful over wealthy. But then I wouldn't be able to buy anything else except funny or tall.
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 07:17 AM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 07:18 AM (vmMMi)
Fvck you.
Woke up to 34 degrees, rain/snow & strong winds.
You NEVER mock Texas weather.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 07:20 AM (TFV0D)
That list is awful. I would take faithful over wealthy. But then I wouldn't be able to buy anything else except funny or tall.
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 07:17 AM (vmMMi)
_____________________________
Faithful? Meh,, I rather have an option that wasn't on the list... Vigina...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 28, 2015 07:22 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 28, 2015 07:24 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 28, 2015 07:28 AM (j2xmV)
Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, December 28, 2015. On this day in 1973 the Endangered Species Act was signed by Richard Nixon and went into effect. It was actually called for by Nixon who, contrary to what the MFM says, was probably the most liberal Republican President in history. And this act has been in the top 5 of the most abused laws passed by congress. And BTW, the Democrats controlled congress when this act was passed but they did not have 60 votes in the Senate.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:28 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:29 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:29 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:29 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:29 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:30 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:30 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:30 AM (t2KH5)
Is Whoreywood burnt out on their hero Oshitforbrains?
http://bit.ly/1SiHX3M
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:30 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 07:30 AM (j+aWk)
http://bit.ly/1PrS7MP
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:31 AM (t2KH5)
http://bit.ly/1OTqEko
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:31 AM (t2KH5)
Now here is something the GOP in VA CAN do to strike back at the reciprocity pull on CCW by the AG and Gov. Strip them of their protection details.
http://bit.ly/1mlNrhQ
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:31 AM (t2KH5)
http://bit.ly/1QRuMa
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:31 AM (t2KH5)
http://amzn.to/1mKdiR1
That's it for today folks, I rushed through these because I didn't get to sleep until late last nigh and slept later than usual. IBD has not updated its page since last Thursday so no Ramirez. And I will be leaving for a doctor's appointment this morning over in the city. (if I decide to keep it)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:32 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 07:32 AM (vmMMi)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 28, 2015 07:33 AM (erRNA)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 07:34 AM (WVsWD)
In the immortal words of the great Redd Foxx, "That's a UGLY white woman!"
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 28, 2015 07:35 AM (z/vax)
Posted by: Quint at December 28, 2015 07:36 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 28, 2015 07:38 AM (j2xmV)
You know the thing about a Wasserman, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye...
Posted by: Quint at December 28, 2015 07:36 AM (rwI+c)
Love it, someone will have to think up a quote from Godfather to apply to her.
Like "somebody has to pay for Sonny and that you.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:44 AM (t2KH5)
Several instances are now found where "schlonged" is used "respectfully", as in losing badly with no sexual overtones. But FOX bleeped it and continues to smear Trump by claiming it was a gross sexual usage.
Why is Trump so rude? Keeping illegals out has indeed been deemed rude by the PC cult, as is keeping unvetted Muslims out. Hillary wants the election to be about love, after her decades of crime and lies and sleaze. Trump's boldness is beautiful ... maybe the last chance to break the DC cartels.
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 28, 2015 07:44 AM (5Gpe2)
killed Sunday in incidents across Baltimore, police said. At around
8:50 p.m. police were called to the 2300 block of Orleans St. in East
Baltimore for a shooting. Officers found a man shot multiple times. He
was taken to a.
Busy day yesterday in Baltimore......
Posted by: Colin at December 28, 2015 07:45 AM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 07:46 AM (j+aWk)
She looks 3/4's in the bag.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2015 07:48 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 28, 2015 07:48 AM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 07:46 AM
Who you callin' a leftover?
I think you must have this place confused with one of them Full-Service Blogs©....
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 28, 2015 07:49 AM (z/vax)
Posted by: Spellcheck at December 28, 2015 07:46 AM (j+aWk)
I have to work today so it will be another hour before I have coffee. I am reading up on the Pam geller thing up thread!
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 07:51 AM (vmMMi)
She brought them up, her kids are 'fair game', right?
Posted by: Anonymous Source at December 28, 2015 07:52 AM (oVJmc)
Hello morons and good luck today.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 28, 2015 07:54 AM (ubByS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 28, 2015 07:54 AM (rwI+c)
A lot of white kids think it is groovy to show solidarity with the
blacks ... so they go to those obstructionist mob protests. Though
sometimes the blacks don't want them invading their space. iirc, the
pictures from the Minneapolis mall mob had a lot of white kids.
Especially in the 90's, and early 2000's. Lots of white boys wore the sagging pants and drove around listening to rap...real loud...now at the mall, the black boys still like to display their ass, not so much the white, probably varies by region..
Posted by: Colin at December 28, 2015 07:54 AM (T3Tpd)
Hillary apparently called for a ban on Muslims after 9/22/01.
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 28, 2015 07:54 AM (5Gpe2)
Peter King saying we need to surveil some mosques may be kabuki for him,
but it helps legitimize Trump's calls for the Muslim pause (with
exceptions) and close scrutiny of any with ties to the extremists.
Hillary apparently called for a ban on Muslims after 9/22/01.
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 28, 2015 07:54 AM (5Gpe2)
Peter King is one of biggest RINOs in the Republican Party. He knows nothing is going to happen here. If he was a real Republican he would be excoriating Obama instead of calling for something he knows will not be done.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 28, 2015 07:57 AM (t2KH5)
Minnesota is not exactly a bastion of diversity.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 28, 2015 07:58 AM (jN+3o)
Minnesota is not exactly a bastion of diversity.
Thuggery knows no color. They were there hoping to smash and grab free shit.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 28, 2015 07:59 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 28, 2015 08:01 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Colin at December 28, 2015 07:54 AM (T3Tpd)
Now there was a stupid fashion - but useful as far as law enforcement went. I recall reading of several cases where an idiot in clown pants committed a crime, tried to run from police - and his pants fell down and he tripped, thus making capture easy.
You're right - I still see blacks wearing the super baggy pants but not whites - the hipsters are going about in their skinny jeans.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 28, 2015 08:01 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Lea at December 28, 2015 08:03 AM (vmMMi)
Is anybody else saying this? I mean besides me and Trumpy and youse guys?
Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2015 08:03 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 28, 2015 07:58 AM (jN+3o)
Which is why they've been welcoming Somalians for years now. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at December 28, 2015 08:04 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 28, 2015 08:04 AM (WVsWD)
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