Bernie: Not Going Down Without A Fight - Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

So this guy, Josh Uretsky, who took advantage of the "bug" in the software that allowed the Sanders campaign to view Clinton's files... recommended by the DNC.

"It's not as if we conjured this guy Josh from thin air. This is an individual... who was recommended to us by the DNC and NGP VAN," the adviser said.

According to the adviser, one of the references that Uretsky gave when he applied to work with the campaign was the DNC's National Data Director Andrew Brown, who works closely with the shared voter file program.

The DNC has declined to comment.

Oh, and, ahem...



Missed the target, but hit the tree?


Rumor has it Bernie has been piping this into his campaign offices to keep the staff motivated.



Open thread.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:16 AM




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1 He surrendered the first debate

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 09:15 AM (C1Suc)

2 Time warp again?

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 09:15 AM (C1Suc)

3 Only getting comment block without any content or other comments

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 09:16 AM (C1Suc)

4 Drudge has a big picture of Slick on his site, saying that he's Hilldog's "secret weapon" and will be deployed next month. Doesn't he manage to say something unflattering about Cankles every now and then?

Posted by: RushBabe at December 26, 2015 09:16 AM (/NEnw)

5 Now it's all back

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 09:16 AM (C1Suc)

6 No...more...apologies....

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at December 26, 2015 09:17 AM (hCdMd)

7 Well, Bernie, seeing that you're...not actually a Democrat, what the fuck did you expect?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 26, 2015 09:18 AM (EDYaR)

8 Now it's all back

****

Yeah. Had a typo I had to fix.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 09:18 AM (PMlgt)

9 4 RushBabe...

"Did I ever tell y'all Hillary smells like cheese...?"

Posted by: WJ Clinton at December 26, 2015 09:19 AM (hCdMd)

10 Stupidity plus evil. It's a twofer !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (rock salt and fire-hook at the ready !) at December 26, 2015 09:20 AM (erRNA)

11 A guy who has been sucking on the public teat for something like 26 years calls himself an "outsider." Yeah, I'm buyin' that....

Crazy Uncle Bernie is the George McGovern of 2016. Even for Democrats, the idea that he has actual support from anyone seems far-fetched, to say the least.

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 26, 2015 09:21 AM (z/vax)

12 Niedermeyer- As this has happened to me a few times and believe I've seen comments by others that make me think others have had this happen there is a logical expansion to it.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 09:21 AM (C1Suc)

13 Niedermeyer- As this has happened to me a few times and believe I've seen comments by others that make me think others have had this happen there is a logical expansion to it.

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That the COBs can't get it right the first time?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 09:24 AM (PMlgt)

14 Was in Iowa for Christmas, saw lots of Republican ads (not surprising), maybe 2 Clinton ads, and probably more Sanders than any single candidate on either side (Him or Cruz seemed to be most frequent). Was surprised not to see a single ¡Jeb! ad considering my expectation of his warchest.

Posted by: bluto at December 26, 2015 09:29 AM (FMLTh)

15 Was in Iowa for Christmas, saw lots of Republican ads (not surprising), maybe 2 Clinton ads, and probably more Sanders than any single candidate on either side (Him or Cruz seemed to be most frequent). Was surprised not to see a single Jeb! ad considering my expectation of his warchest.

***

Perhaps he's at lest smart enough not to invest too much into a caucus that's all bark and no bite.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 09:33 AM (PMlgt)

16 I wouldn't put it past the Clintons to plant a bullet in Bernie...

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at December 26, 2015 09:33 AM (hCdMd)

17 Has anyone else gone to Ace's Twitter feed and found it the Twitter equivalent of 404?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2015 09:33 AM (DLIIY)

18 So what's in this for Bernie? He isn't running to win. Trying to gain socialists by his preaching?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 26, 2015 09:33 AM (voOPb)

19 For a while there, it sure looked like Washington was orchestrating Hilary's destruction.

Now it just looks like nobody cares. She can do whatever the hell she wants, and nobody is going to stop her. They're not even going to pretend this thing is allowed to be contested by anyone else.

Yay, democracy.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2015 09:34 AM (TOk1P)

20 I'm thinking it's a Right Wing Conspiracy

Posted by: Bruce at December 26, 2015 09:35 AM (8ikIW)

21 As this has happened to me a few times and I believe I've seen comments by others that make me think others have had this happen there is a logical explanation to it.
It's the ghost of buzzion affecting your computer, Skip. I can help you fix it but first you'll need to find an old tech and a young tech.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2015 09:36 AM (DLIIY)

22 Has anyone else gone to Ace's Twitter feed and found it the Twitter equivalent of 404?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2015 09:33 AM (DLIIY)


All of tweeterland is 404 as far as I'm concerned.

Too much concentrated stupid. If some of you knuckleheads have something useful to say, it gets lost quickly. Like tears... in the muck of concentrated stupid.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2015 09:36 AM (TOk1P)

23 Was surprised not to see a single Jeb! ad considering my expectation of his warchest.

Posted by: bluto at December 26, 2015 09:29 AM


Heb! is making up for it in the MA/NH market. The stations seem to run the preezy wannabe ads in blocks: you get Heb!, then Shrillery, then Rubio, then Carly, then Crazy Uncle Bernie, then Krispy Kreme, all in an ugly row....

But mostly Heb! right now. He clearly has the most bucks to waste trying to make himself out as a worthwhile candidate. It's amazing that he has gathered so much loot to spend pimping a worthless candidacy.

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 26, 2015 09:36 AM (z/vax)

24 For a while there, it sure looked like Washington was orchestrating Hilary's destruction.

Now it just looks like nobody cares. She can do whatever the hell she wants, and nobody is going to stop her. They're not even going to pretend this thing is allowed to be contested by anyone else.

Yay, democracy.

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On the first point: Agree. I said at the time that if the Dems wanted a Hillary candidacy, the email and Benghazi scandal would never draw a breath of air.

On the second point: Everybody is scared shitless of her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 09:36 AM (PMlgt)

25 >>>That the COBs can't get it right the first time?

COBs rock, it's the damn hamsters

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 26, 2015 09:37 AM (voOPb)

26 andycanuck

http://tinyurl.com/njo2kmn

Posted by: m at December 26, 2015 09:37 AM (d4uu4)

27 Ace's twitter feed....
The Scandalous DJT@AceofSpadesHQ

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at December 26, 2015 09:38 AM (hCdMd)

28 Has anyone else gone to Ace's Twitter feed and found it the Twitter equivalent of 404?


****

When he goes on a rant, there's nobody better.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 09:40 AM (PMlgt)

29 My theory for Bernie is he's just a good lefty soldier pushing the communist envelope and to show how reasonable Hildabeast is in not becoming Joseph Stalin.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 09:40 AM (C1Suc)

30 On the second point: Everybody is scared shitless of her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 09:36 AM (PMlgt)


I guess so. Team Obama is the only force strong enough to contest her coronation, and I'm wondering if they've lost that power already, or if they're holding something back, or if a deal got struck.

Probably the latter. If I had to guess.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2015 09:41 AM (TOk1P)

31 "He surrendered the first debate"

Let us recall that at that debate, the Sandman pompously declared that "the American people are tired of" hearing about Hillary's e-mails.

At which point the backstage press room, filled to capacity with neutral, objective, factual, nonpartisan journalistic professionals (backed by layers of fact-checkers and editors) erupted in a chorus of loud cheering.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 26, 2015 09:41 AM (noWW6)

32 Good morning!
"Missed the target, but hit the tree?"

I'm not familiar with that expression. What does it mean?

Posted by: USA at December 26, 2015 09:41 AM (tfM+W)

33 I guess Ace's Twitter is back and it was just a minor technical glitch and not something more... sinister.

And I'm not on Twitter myself, Burt. I go to Ace's, Kate's at Small Dead Animals, and three other conservatives' feeds to keep up-to-date on issues not covered by their blogs.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2015 09:43 AM (DLIIY)

34 Was surprised not to see a single ¡Jeb! ad considering my expectation of his warchest.

Posted by: bluto at December 26, 2015 09:29 AM (FMLTh)


Oh, lucky. We've had weeks straight of "Jeb! the Strong Conservative Leader" ads up here in the Newish Hamster.

He has a plan to defeat ISIS, you know.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 26, 2015 09:43 AM (k9qR4)

35 Let us recall that at that debate, the Sandman pompously declared that "the American people are tired of" hearing about Hillary's e-mails.


Actually, what we're tired of hearing about teh Hildabeast not being put in jail for breaking the law.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 26, 2015 09:44 AM (LUgeY)

36 "But mostly Heb! right now. He clearly has the most bucks to waste trying
to make himself out as a worthwhile candidate. It's amazing that he has
gathered so much loot to spend pimping a worthless candidacy."

Yes, early market acceptance has run somewhat below what we had projected based upon our focus groups and consumer surveys.

However, we continue to have strong faith that New Coke will eventually gain traction with soda drinkers, and come to dominate its segment of the carbonated beverage market.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 26, 2015 09:44 AM (noWW6)

37 What does it mean?

===

"Good enough for government work"

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 26, 2015 09:45 AM (F+xWX)

38 On the second point: Everybody is scared shitless of her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 09:36 AM


All the Democrats are. She has the same thing going for her that propelled Choom Boy into office: you can't beat a Historic First!

Last time, the fact that the Mocha Messiah was Even More Historic than Shrillery cost her the nomination. Won't be that way this time. Democrats don't seem to have a viable nonwhite candidate to throw into the ring, and the Republican versions -- Cruzer, Rubio and Carson -- don't count, because Republican.

Shrillery's Free Pass will last until she goes head-to-head with Teh Donald. He seems to have no fear of telling the truth about her. If the rest of the party follows his lead -- yeah, as if... -- she will have some 'splainin' to do.

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 26, 2015 09:45 AM (z/vax)

39 And I'm not on Twitter myself, Burt. I go to Ace's,
Kate's at Small Dead Animals, and three other conservatives' feeds to
keep up-to-date on issues not covered by their blogs.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2015 09:43 AM (DLIIY)


It is entirely possible I'm the stupid one. Seriously, whenever someone says "hey, y'all go read this tweet!" I'll go, and it's like I have to learn how to retrain my brain how to read backwards. Somebody will write something, and then I guess everyone else responds to it, and there's a link in there to the original tweet or whatever, and everybody has to repeat it. And then say something clever about it.


And I'm wondering "what the hell? Am I in the beginning of a conversation, the end of a conversation, or is this string of tweets even a conversation, as my puny brain understands the concept of conversation?"


Really, that's pretty much how it goes every time. I'm left wondering what I'm missing.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2015 09:47 AM (TOk1P)

40 not missing much Burt it's like a game of telephone

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 26, 2015 09:49 AM (F+xWX)

41 "Really, that's pretty much how it goes every time. I'm left wondering what I'm missing.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2015 09:47 AM (TOk1P)

A mildly amusing Cat picture. Sometimes.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 26, 2015 09:49 AM (WVsWD)

42 The plot sickens

Posted by: Flaccid Dinner Roll at December 26, 2015 09:49 AM (5fSr7)

43 Does anyone really think things will actually change in D.C.? The corruption is so entrenched I'm beginning to believe there's no way of stopping it short of a complete revolution, which will bring in new types of corruption.
One thing for sure, having another Clinton is out of the question.

Posted by: Retiredleo at December 26, 2015 09:50 AM (N6kBr)

44 @ 24 Nied

I don't think Joe Biden is scared of her. I opine that Joe is too old & lazy to run. Had he decided to run he would have had the machines full weight behind him

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 26, 2015 09:50 AM (voOPb)

45 "Hawaii Can't Seem To Name Anything After Native Son Obama,"

http://wapo.st/1OPYhDR

Comments are good, but with 'rons weighing in, they'll be better!

Posted by: RushBabe at December 26, 2015 09:50 AM (/NEnw)

46 Really, that's pretty much how it goes every time. I'm left wondering what I'm missing. Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2015 09:47 AM

I'm one of those old-fashioned, out-of-touch types who sees nothing worthwhile in reading Twitter "messages." Strikes me as a bunch of people talking at -- not with -- each other, in 140-character condensed punchlines.

Preening without thought is not particularly attractive or interesting.

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 26, 2015 09:50 AM (z/vax)

47 Yeah, I don't "get" Twitter either. I only go there when someone links a tweet that sounds interesting or amusing.

Posted by: rickl at December 26, 2015 09:51 AM (sdi6R)

48 The reason the media spends so much time on Trump is to divert attention away from the fact that Democrats have gone so far to the extreme left that they are running open Marxists for US president! In my lifetime, Commie thugs with Sanders ideology vowed to bury us and the US Govt trained us to kill them and sent us overseas to do just that. While Reagan and GHWB were waging a brilliant war to defeat the evil Soviet Union, Sanders took his bride there on their honeymoon! If you thought Howard Dean was crazy - and he is - then Bernie Sanders belongs in a padded cell....along with much of the rest of the Democrat Party! Instead of promising a chicken in every pot....Sanders promise is a fruitcake in every closet! And Hillary Clinton is so corrupt she makes John Edwards look ethical!

Posted by: Devan95 at December 26, 2015 09:52 AM (kC+1/)

49 Mr Scribbler: ...Even for Democrats, the idea that he [Bernie] has actual support from anyone seems far-fetched, to say the least.

And yet he seems to be the go-to for young'n's.

Thankgiving, so daughter reported, my nephew argued with his mom about Hillary, listing her criminal behavior and lies... and concluded with praising Sanders!

Bern is also the preference of one son's new girlfriend (cute, but leftie-infected - son and I have had some words about this).

I suspect there's no actual thought or understanding of what Bernie stands for involved. He seems to just be "the other democrat" for folks who don't like Hillary. 'Cause you can't go Rethuglican or Trumpclown.

Posted by: mindful webworker - two turtle doves at December 26, 2015 09:52 AM (DfQBn)

50 @43 the agencies like EPA, IRS unfettered, out of control & answeable to no one

It really doesn't matter who is elected

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 26, 2015 09:53 AM (voOPb)

51 I don't think Joe Biden is scared of her. I opine that Joe is too old & lazy to run. Had he decided to run he would have had the machines full weight behind him

***

I agree. He's not. But, he's also stupid.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 09:53 AM (PMlgt)

52 "Really, that's pretty much how it goes every time. I'm left wondering what I'm missing.



Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2015 09:47 AM (TOk1P)



A mildly amusing Cat picture. Sometimes.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 26, 2015 09:49 AM (WVsWD)


I do love cat pictures.


I often take pictures of my cats, and have the immediate impulse to send it to everyone I know. Thankfully, my tech skills are not at the point where the operation can be completed immediately, and the amount of time and effort it would otherwise take is sufficient to give me time to reflect on how stupid it would be for me to send everyone cat pictures every time I take one.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2015 09:54 AM (TOk1P)

53 Local radio (but big market) guy is betting Julian Castro is going to be her running mate.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 09:54 AM (C1Suc)

54 "Shrillery's Free Pass will last until she goes head-to-head with Teh
Donald. He seems to have no fear of telling the truth about her."

Other than, y'know, that photograph of Teh Donald happily grippin'-and-grinnin' with both of the HillBillies at his most recent wedding party just a few short years ago.

"This woman is an evil, corrupt bitch who is utterly unfit for any office of public trust. That's why I was so pleased to have her and her husband attend my nuptials. It's just how we do things in NYC."

Posted by: torquewrench at December 26, 2015 09:55 AM (noWW6)

55 Yeah, I don't "get" Twitter either. I only go there when someone links a tweet that sounds interesting or amusing.

**

It's addicting. In the beginning, as you're building followers, it moves a bit slower. As you build your base, and it becomes more interactive, it can be a lot of fun.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 09:55 AM (PMlgt)

56 Eh.

Sanders is clearly the weedy little hippie who embraced Socialism in college-

to bang stupid, patchouli-stanking, STD-infested, doped-up hippie chicks.

And somehow he forgot socialism was just his banging-chicks-strategy became his career.

Listen to him speak. No depth. No fire. No passion.

Just a lame-ass, historically and numerically illiterate recitation of false "facts" and socialist lies.

I think in a way that Bernie sees his hippie socialist peace dream-

destroyed by the Chicago-corrupt fuck-noodle, rich man-asskissing, pay-to-play, cronyist reality of Obama.

Not that socialism anywhere is ever any different.

And Hillary! is that times 12.

This is a weak gamma-males, passive-aggressive assertion of the "true" values of socialism.

Not an attempt to do anything so crass as win.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 26, 2015 09:56 AM (KUa85)

57 Long ago when Joe becoming a candidate Ed Rendell was saying he would not get in race until Hildabeast , when her emails trouble was just starting, was out. Joe and Hildabeast would not be in the race at same time.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 09:57 AM (C1Suc)

58
Really, that's pretty much how it goes every time. I'm left wondering what I'm missing.


Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2015 09:47 AM (TOk1P)

...............

I hear ya. Someone put up a Dana Perino tweet the other day and I am still trying to figure out who on THE FIVE gave the salami to whom.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 26, 2015 09:57 AM (mcIvU)

59 ".......how stupid it would be for me to send everyone cat pictures every time I take one. "

Start your own site.

I can haz Burtburgers!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 26, 2015 09:57 AM (WVsWD)

60 Comments are good, but with 'rons weighing in, they'll be better!
Posted by: RushBabe at December 26, 2015 09:50 AM


I couldn't even finish reading the article. The author seems to saddened and, well, concerned by Hawai'i's unfeeling reluctance to name something Big and Wonderful after Choom Boy that the teardrops dripping from the page were rusting my monitor.

I could see naming a prison cell after him. Or a Dumpster. Or even a disease. Nothing else.

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 26, 2015 09:58 AM (z/vax)

61 "Local radio (but big market) guy is betting Julian Castro is going to be her running mate."

Old And Busted: "Can you believe that McCain picked Palin to be the VP? Her longest stint in public service is as a mayor. A mayor! You can't take a freaking former mayor with no time in grade in the federal government and suddenly put them a heartbeat away from the top job in federal service. It's ludicrous!"

The New Hotness: "Julian Castro for VP!!! Si se puede!!!"

Posted by: torquewrench at December 26, 2015 09:58 AM (noWW6)

62 I don't think Joe Biden is scared of her. I opine
that Joe is too old lazy to run. Had he decided to run he would
have had the machines full weight behind him



***



I agree. He's not. But, he's also stupid.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 09:53 AM (PMlgt)


Yeah, not scared. The same way an old mule isn't scared, but if you tie a piece of twine to his belt buckle, you can pretty much lead him around until he gets tired and wants to sit.


I think that's what his Presidential "run" was. They told him to run, and he tried, then he sat down because he couldn't really remember what he got up for in the first place.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2015 09:58 AM (TOk1P)

63 I hope they have a fight=a nasty messy. bloody internecine (Is that the word.?fight. I don't like Sanders' policies, of course, but if I were a Sanders supporter who had previously supported Obama I'd be livid. Heck, if I were a former Hillary supporter who now supports Sanders I'd be livid. Livid at her for air of entitlement. Livid at her lying and corruption. Livid that she left people to die in Benghazi. Livid that she seems to get away with everything. I'm not a Bernie supporter and I'm angry-just not livid. If Hillary becomes President America will have deserved and she'll find it's a Faustian bargain she made. At any rate- like everybody else she'll have to go before her maker- and unless she's genuinely repents she won't get away with anything with the theJudge who doesn't have a D or an R behind their name. And yes, i continue to pray for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2015 09:59 AM (qES5k)

64
Old And Busted: "Can you believe that McCain picked Palin to be the VP? Her longest stint in public service is as a mayor

It's hard to believe the person who came up with that it that stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2015 10:01 AM (qES5k)

65 Local radio (but big market) guy is betting Julian Castro is going to be her running mate.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 09:54 AM


I guess Fidel Castro is unavailable.

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 26, 2015 10:01 AM (z/vax)

66 Local radio (but big market) guy is betting Julian Castro is going to be her running mate.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 09:54 AM (C1Suc)


Is the guy gay? I would say it's about 100% certain, if she gets nominated she will have a Running Mate of Color. Brown seems to be the color these days. One who does the sex where he poops thing would be mucho better.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2015 10:02 AM (TOk1P)

67 From what I know he went from mayor to cabinet position, is Hispanic and a hard core leftist.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 10:03 AM (C1Suc)

68 A Broken down VW Microbus on the beach somewhere.

The Barak Hussein Obama Memorial Choom Mobile.

Thats all I got.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at December 26, 2015 10:07 AM (WVsWD)

69 Not clear whether or not Julian Castro is gay, but he was the mayor of San Antonio. San Antonio, where the city council passed a resolution to the effect that if you're not 100 percent on board with the entirety of the gay agenda including its most extreme particulars, you can't be employed by the city, and you can't even submit contract bids to the city as a private firm.

Someone tell me again about how Texas is the country's last best greatest hope to hold out against the rising tide of moonbattery? I heard it before but I forgot.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 26, 2015 10:07 AM (noWW6)

70 "Hawaii Can't Seem To Name Anything After Native Son Obama,"

Let me be clear, you have five or six islands, do you not? And it doesn't have to be the biggest one although that would be deserving.

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at December 26, 2015 10:08 AM (EDYaR)

71 24 For a while there, it sure looked like Washington was orchestrating Hilary's destruction.

Now it just looks like nobody cares. She can do whatever the hell she wants, and nobody is going to stop her. They're not even going to pretend this thing is allowed to be contested by anyone else.

Yay, democracy.

****

On the first point: Agree. I said at the time that if the Dems wanted a Hillary candidacy, the email and Benghazi scandal would never draw a breath of air.

On the second point: Everybody is scared shitless of her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

I don't think it will be ignored if trump hammers it. otherwise, not so much.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 26, 2015 10:08 AM (QdAXQ)

72 From what I know he went from mayor to cabinet position, is Hispanic and a hard core leftist.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 10:03 AM (C1Suc)


Good lord, he looks like a brown Barack Obama. Just a brief reading of his biography, it's similar enough too. Including the semi-late marriage and the birthing of younglings at just the right time to use as campaign props.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2015 10:08 AM (TOk1P)

73 Someone tell me again about how Texas is the
country's last best greatest hope to hold out against the rising tide of
moonbattery? I heard it before but I forgot. Posted by: torquewrench at December 26, 2015 10:07 AM


Texas has its share of loons and losers. Always has, really: just look back to Elbee Jay and Dubya.

I love the place, but you could slice out Austin, El Paso and Houston and it wouldn't bug me.

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 26, 2015 10:10 AM (z/vax)

74 I couldn't even finish reading the article. The author seems to saddened and, well, concerned by Hawai'i's unfeeling reluctance to name something Big and Wonderful after Choom Boy that the teardrops dripping from the page were rusting my monitor.

I could see naming a prison cell after him. Or a Dumpster. Or even a disease. Nothing else.
Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 26, 2015 09:58 AM (z/vax)

Top comment so far: "No gay bars in Hawaii?"

Posted by: RushBabe at December 26, 2015 10:10 AM (/NEnw)

75 "Hawaii Can't Seem To Name Anything After Native Son Obama,"

Kalaupapa needs a new name now that it is no longer a leper colony. Since Barry has fundamentally transformed America into something that is rotting from the inside, it would seem an appropriate choice.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 26, 2015 10:13 AM (ppaKI)

76 So you are saying Julian Castro would go down without a fight?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2015 10:13 AM (q2o38)

77 I watched last night, heaven help me, a Will Farrell movie, 'The Campaign'

The frightening thing about that comedy is that you could clearly spot the character flaws of a number of what have been "viable" candidates blended in to the main characters.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 10:14 AM (PMlgt)

78 Communism - it's finger lickin' good.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at December 26, 2015 10:15 AM (Dwehj)

79 >>From what I know he went from mayor to cabinet position, is Hispanic and a hard core leftist.

Castro's mom was one of the founder's of La Raza. Yeah, hard-core Lefty.
There's two of them - he's a twin.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 26, 2015 10:16 AM (NOIQH)

80 I only know Castro's bio from radio but everything brought out above can't see a reason Hildabeast wouldn't pick him.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 10:16 AM (C1Suc)

81 "Hawaii Can't Seem To Name Anything After Native Son Obama,"

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Wanna bet that, in cities such as New Orleans where monuments to Confederates are being torn down left and right, Obama monuments go up in their place?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 10:17 AM (PMlgt)

82 naming a disease after Obama?

that's got possibilities! what would the symptoms be?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 26, 2015 10:17 AM (F+xWX)

83 1) can't be clear

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 26, 2015 10:18 AM (F+xWX)

84 Kalaupapa needs a new name now that it is no longer a
leper colony. Since Barry has fundamentally transformed America into
something that is rotting from the inside, it would seem an appropriate
choice.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 26, 2015 10:13 AM


Nope. That would tarnish the memory of Father Damien, which would not be a good thing.

Find a failed and abandoned sewage treatment plant and name that after Choom Boy.

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 26, 2015 10:18 AM (z/vax)

85 Who really is running this country? Is it a group of billionaires or just a few? Or is it one guy/gal behind the scene pulling the strings?
Who ever it is they suck.
Hawaii should name some beach shit-house after Chomboy and that's it, but, well deserved.

Posted by: Retiredleo at December 26, 2015 10:19 AM (N6kBr)

86 Hawaii should go all-out and rename the big island SCOAMF.

Posted by: mindful webworker - or is it SCOAMT now? at December 26, 2015 10:19 AM (DfQBn)

87 My personal theory:

Bernie was supposed to give Hillary! just enough opposition that it didn't look like a coronation, and allow her to clear away some of the attacks against her that the GOP would use (Benghazi, etc) by using them for weak attacks that she could brush off.

Instead everyone hates her and she's a horrible candidate, which means that people in the DNC are genuinely afraid that Bernie could surge among college voters and blue-collar workers and wound Hillary!.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 26, 2015 10:20 AM (sOfzO)

88 82 naming a disease after Obama?

that's got possibilities! what would the symptoms be?

.......

Purple lips and stuttering

Posted by: Molly k. at December 26, 2015 10:21 AM (mcIvU)

89 Wanna bet that, in cities such as New Orleans where
monuments to Confederates are being torn down left and right, Obama
monuments go up in their place?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 10:17 AM


Seems likely to me. I'm sure they might set one or two places aside to name after Mumia, though.

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 26, 2015 10:21 AM (z/vax)

90 Father Damien canonized 2009. Possibly a good idea for Catholics to ask him to pray to God that the country be cured of the disease Obama hath wrought upon it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2015 10:21 AM (qES5k)

91 So wait, does this mean my crackpot theory that the DNC intentionally did the breach so they could catch Sanders' office doing this is plausible?

Posted by: buzzion at December 26, 2015 10:21 AM (zt+N6)

92 So Bernie, Hillary and the WH are in some sort of halfhearted, unacknowledged standoff, each with a pistol to the head of the other. Awesome. But what horrible, foul thing will arise from their pile of corpses? Obama came out of left field, an unknown. What awaits us in the Democrat wings?

Posted by: hiding under the bed at December 26, 2015 10:21 AM (B3EeS)

93 >>naming a disease after Obama?

EV-68 or any of the other lovely diseases being introduced or coming back thanks to Open Borders Barry.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 26, 2015 10:22 AM (NOIQH)

94 Don't rush the BHO naming things, after he leaves office all sorts of crap will be named after him especially if or when lefties are in power.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 10:22 AM (C1Suc)

95
81 "Hawaii Can't Seem To Name Anything After Native Son Obama,"

***

Wanna bet that, in cities such as New Orleans where monuments to Confederates are being torn down left and right, Obama monuments go up in their place?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 10:17 AM (PMlgt)

Hawaii could call Kenya for some suggestions.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2015 10:23 AM (MQEz6)

96 "Hawaii Can't Seem To Name Anything After Native Son Obama,"

Illinois just passed a law that you could not name public spaces for living people. Could get interesting.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 26, 2015 10:24 AM (MIKMs)

97 We could always name the Toilet Bowl at Hanauma Bay after the JEF. Massive suction, occasional deaths.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 26, 2015 10:25 AM (jR7Wy)

98 So wait, does this mean my crackpot theory that the DNC intentionally did the breach so they could catch Sanders' office doing this is plausible?

***

Oh hell. There's two of us crazy bastards.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 10:25 AM (PMlgt)

99 There are all sorts of places in Europe named after Mumia, he's a political prisoner you know set up and framed by the government

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 10:25 AM (C1Suc)

100 "Find a failed and abandoned sewage treatment plant and name that after Choom Boy."

I am absolutely not making this up:

A few years ago, Scum Scamfrisco had an actual on-the-ballot-in-the-voting-booth municipal measure which would have renamed the local sewage treatment plant after George W. Bush. All fees paid, all signatures gathered and verified.

It failed, because of a countercampaign which pointed out that the sewage treatment plant actually accomplished a useful public purpose and should not have its reputation thus sullied.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 26, 2015 10:25 AM (noWW6)

101 "Find a failed and abandoned sewage treatment plant and name that after Choom Boy."

***

Ahem.

http://bit.ly/1c9zR4k

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 10:27 AM (PMlgt)

102 82 naming a disease after Obama?



that's got possibilities! what would the symptoms be?




Giant growths on the side of the nose?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 26, 2015 10:28 AM (yxw0r)

103 There were four majors monuments set to be taken down in New Orleans, but there is some legal resistance, and a LOT of anger. Lee Circle is a very central point, so in the party city that allows everything, now these leftists want to slap a lot of people in the face. Pander pander ... but New Orleans proper is like 65% black ... or was before Katrina.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 26, 2015 10:28 AM (5Gpe2)

104 With the way things are going we're going to have a big ol' crater we can name after Obama to memorialize his failed, never fully developed ISIS strategy.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 26, 2015 10:28 AM (NOIQH)

105 67
From what I know he went from mayor to cabinet position, is Hispanic and a hard core leftist.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 10:03 AM

He is a La Raza baby. Literally. His old radical racist mom lived with a Hispanic school teacher for a few years, had twins, and then the daddy-o left to go back to his legitimate legal family. He is affirmative action, do nothing, moron. The San Antonio mayor is a figure head ribbon cutter only and a city manager runs the city. Rumors that he was a little weird resulted in his getting married to dispel some of them. He is amazingly stupid and lazy and hyped.

Posted by: Lester at December 26, 2015 10:28 AM (2UPXV)

106 Name the first Iranian nuke that hits Pearl Harbor after Obama.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2015 10:28 AM (MQEz6)

107 They could name something 'Kamoniamalaya' in honor of BHO.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 26, 2015 10:28 AM (NeFrd)

108 Instead everyone hates her and she's a horrible candidate, which means that people in the DNC are genuinely afraid that Bernie could surge among college voters and blue-collar workers and wound Hillary!.


I'm still trying to figure out how either one of those candidate, one with little name recognition and the other one with really high negatives, are being shown as ahead of Donald Trump's Hair in polling.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 26, 2015 10:29 AM (LUgeY)

109 Illinois just passed a law that you could not name public spaces for living people. Could get interesting.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 26, 2015 10:24 AM (MIKMs)


I will rejoice when the day comes.

Proverbs 11:10

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 26, 2015 10:29 AM (k9qR4)

110 I just threw this out on Twitter to see if I get any bites.

"Cities such as New Orleans are tearing down monuments to Confederates, but how many of them will cheerfully install monuments to Obama?"


"So, I ask, and I'm curious about the reactions this question will receive:

Who has done more harm to the U.S., the Confederates or Obama?"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 10:30 AM (PMlgt)

111 2) cognitive impairment. Inability to pronounce simple words like "corps" or recollect the number of states.

Posted by: noir, ape and Ephraim at December 26, 2015 10:30 AM (B3EeS)

112 Someone tell me again about how Texas is the country's last best greatest hope to hold out against the rising tide of moonbattery? I heard it before but I forgot.



Posted by: torquewrench at December 26, 2015 10:07 AM (noWW6)



People from San Francisco shouldn't be launching boulders with a catapult from their glass house.

Posted by: buzzion at December 26, 2015 10:32 AM (zt+N6)

113
I'm still trying to figure out how either one of those candidate, one with little name recognition and the other one with really high negatives, are being shown as ahead of Donald Trump's Hair in polling.

****

That's easy. Really, it is. Despite having a stage full of candidates from which to to choose, Trump is not pulling the majority. That's BECAUSE there's a stage full of candidates from which to choose.

When the choices narrow, the votes will shift, and it will look very different.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 10:32 AM (PMlgt)

114 To continue that thought. THose on the right who say they will never vote for him will do so when (if) he is the nominee.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 10:32 AM (PMlgt)

115 They could name the coffee maker at my work after him - it rarely works and creates a mess every time it does.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 26, 2015 10:32 AM (ppaKI)

116 Looks like we really did lose the Cold War after all, when out and proud Marxists are considered serious candidates for public office, and what's worse, could actually win.

Posted by: rickl at December 26, 2015 10:34 AM (sdi6R)

117 @107- you have to say it out loud.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 26, 2015 10:34 AM (NeFrd)

118 When the choices narrow, the votes will shift, and it will look very different.

From your smartphone to God's Bluetooth receiver.

I'd imagine DT'sH being the clear frontrunner right about now, given the amount of press he gets.

OK, BBL. Y'all try and behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 26, 2015 10:34 AM (LUgeY)

119 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 10:32 AM (PMlgt)

No...no...no. There will be no math on this blog.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2015 10:35 AM (Zu3d9)

120 Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 26, 2015 10:32 AM (ppaKI)

Great idea; I'll use that for the piece of junk-electric hot water kettle- in my house that needs to be replaced.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2015 10:36 AM (qES5k)

121 It's true Twitter is a temporary thing. Every couple of years I hop on for a week or so. One of my very first tweets, from 2009:

"Boys don't play with dolls. That's right--it was a blow-up action figure."

I didn't have any followers, so no one saw it, which is, obviously, a tragedy.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 26, 2015 10:37 AM (VAsIq)

122 Damnit. I was feeling a bit mischievous this morning but it seems nobody is in the mood to bite this morning. No replies at Twitter.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2015 10:38 AM (PMlgt)

123 I thought everything, almost, was named after Hawaiians or using the Hawaiian language. Obama has a tenuous connection to Hawaii. He was there for a while because no one else would take him as a kid, the goofy grandparents had run about as far as they could go without a final destination of Guam, and he blew town at the first opportunity. Naming a snow cone or new strain of Maui Wowie is about all he is going to get from a place he treats like a pit stop. Only the media would think this strange.

Posted by: Lester at December 26, 2015 10:38 AM (2UPXV)

124 According to the rules laid out by "Hooked on Phonics," President Obama is correct in his pronunciation of "corps." We rate everyone who mocked him four middle fingers.

Posted by: Washington Post Fact Check at December 26, 2015 10:40 AM (VAsIq)

125 And Citizen.Cake, you know what I would do-because I'm "post it" royalty (I put little post it notes around when I'm fired up about something), I'm write out something like "Let's name this piece of junk after Obama' It rarely works and creates a mess whenever er it does" That's great! Someone who supported Obama would rip it down but at least some people would see and get a laugh. I think people need to go full on anonymous mocking of Obama.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2015 10:42 AM (qES5k)

126 In honor of choom boy: Melikeywakkitobakki

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 26, 2015 10:42 AM (NeFrd)

127 No replies at Twitter.

Maybe they're all recovering from hangovers or too much time on the bong. Post it later.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2015 10:43 AM (qES5k)

128 It is widely accepted that President Obama's vast intellect grants him the ability to pierce the veil of time and see into the future. Thus, we rate his statement that there are 57 states "Future True."

Posted by: Washington Post Fact Check at December 26, 2015 10:43 AM (VAsIq)

129 Mewannaeetapuppi

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 26, 2015 10:44 AM (NeFrd)

130 Today I'm seeing politicians, corporations, and the Republican Party trip over themselves on Twitter to celebrate a fake holiday

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2015 10:45 AM (GrXXa)

131 We could name one of the new volcanic islands after him, and then shell it.

Go Navy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 26, 2015 10:46 AM (jR7Wy)

132 Is it time for the annual airing of grievances?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 26, 2015 10:47 AM (VAsIq)

133 Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2015 10:45 AM (GrXXa)

If it's Kwanzaa you'll see it for a few more days; It goes until the 1st of January.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2015 10:48 AM (qES5k)

134 Kwanza: A holiday celebrated solely by white female teachers.

Posted by: buzzion at December 26, 2015 10:48 AM (zt+N6)

135 King Kamayuhamayuh

Posted by: freaked at December 26, 2015 10:48 AM (BO/km)

136 He was turning his life around.

http://tinyurl.com/jyde7c3

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 26, 2015 10:48 AM (Nwg0u)

137 130 Today I'm seeing politicians, corporations, and the Republican Party trip over themselves on Twitter to celebrate a fake holiday
Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2015 10:45 AM (GrXXa)
---
It's Kwanzaa AND National Whiner's Day!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 26, 2015 10:48 AM (jR7Wy)

138 It's Kwanzaa AND National Whiner's Day!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 26, 2015 10:48 AM (jR7Wy



I thought it was National Spend Your Gift Cards Day.

Posted by: buzzion at December 26, 2015 10:50 AM (zt+N6)

139 That was over three days ago, except in houses where the head of the family hadn't been pinned.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 26, 2015 10:50 AM (xjcan)

140 They could name a bicycle path after his mom jeans photo: Bikeylikasissi?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 26, 2015 10:52 AM (NeFrd)

141 There's a little island on the North side of Kaui covered in birds and bird guano. They could call it Obamaguanotonomo.

Posted by: freaked at December 26, 2015 10:53 AM (BO/km)

142 Okay, none of those are sounding very Hawaiian. I give up.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 26, 2015 10:53 AM (NeFrd)

143
Huhulahulamahole'

Posted by: naturalfake at December 26, 2015 10:54 AM (KUa85)

144 A restaurant: Kamanawannapoodle

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 26, 2015 10:54 AM (NeFrd)

145 kbdabear: Today I'm seeing politicians, corporations, and the Republican Party trip over themselves on Twitter to celebrate a fake holiday

Yeah? I've never understood what "Boxing Day" was about, myself.

Posted by: mindful webworker - two turtle doves day? at December 26, 2015 10:54 AM (DfQBn)

146
The country deserves Sanders vs. Trump. But deserves got nothing to do with it. So the schlonging will continue unabated from the oligarchy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 26, 2015 10:54 AM (ODxAs)

147 Mewannaeetapuppi

That's not a war pun,
you don't amuse me,
work on it.

Posted by: Comedy Corperal at December 26, 2015 10:56 AM (DL2i+)

148 Yeah? I've never understood what "Boxing Day" was about, myself.


Posted by: mindful webworker - two turtle doves day? at December 26, 2015 10:54 AM (DfQBn)



I pity the fool that don't understand Boxing Day.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at December 26, 2015 10:56 AM (KUa85)

149 There's a football thingy upstairs.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 26, 2015 10:58 AM (VAsIq)

150 Elbows up

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 10:58 AM (C1Suc)

151 It was a good festivus this year at the Gutman estate.

In honor of the addition to the clan of the future Mrs. Gutman, and in recognition of our status as equals, she and I took turns pinning each other.

Great fun.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 26, 2015 10:58 AM (lutOX)

152 148 - from my living in England for two years the way I understand it's the day the well to do would box up left overs to give to the poor.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 11:00 AM (C1Suc)

153 "43
Does anyone really think things will actually change in D.C.? The
corruption is so entrenched I'm beginning to believe there's no way of
stopping it short of a complete revolution, which will bring in new
types of corruption.
One thing for sure, having another Clinton is out of the question.


Posted by: Retiredleo at December 26, 2015 09:50 AM (N6kBr)"

Cleansing nuclear fire will probably make a difference. The silver cloud of the Obama legacy is that his masterful foreign policy triumphs make that eventuality much more likely.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 26, 2015 11:01 AM (QHgTq)

154 Christmas:

http://tinyurl.com/o736jnj

Kwanzaa:

http://tinyurl.com/jttg3y4

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 26, 2015 11:11 AM (Nwg0u)

155 Bullshit Bernie. You rolled over on day one. Jezebel will be coronated. Lets just hope she is Trumped.

Posted by: JR at December 26, 2015 11:14 AM (JZ/Fn)

156 "116
Looks like we really did lose the Cold War after all, when out and proud
Marxists are considered serious candidates for public office, and
what's worse, could actually win.

Posted by: rickl at December 26, 2015 10:34 AM (sdi6R)"

Democrats deliberately lost the Vietnam and Iraq wars after they had already been won. Of course they are trying to reverse the outcome of the Cold War.


"The Man In the High Castle" doesn't look so much like silly science fiction any more, does it?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 26, 2015 11:15 AM (QHgTq)

157 He was turning his life around. http://tinyurl.com/jyde7c3
Posted by: The Great White Snark


It's like the repeat AoS snark lines without realizing it's parody.

We should have designated areas for gang wars, so these angelic gangbangers will no longer be forced to hold them in malls.

Posted by: Gentle Giant at December 26, 2015 11:16 AM (B3EeS)

158 Here's the thing with Bernie: he sometimes talks about issues that should be discussed. It's just that his solutions are all wrong. And if you think he has no support, you must not be on the West Coast.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 26, 2015 11:18 AM (Lqy/e)

159 Looking at wiki I'm only partially correct, also money and gifts to servants

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2015 11:20 AM (C1Suc)

160 "Preening without thought is not particularly attractive or interesting."

The hell you say. It got me elected twice!

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 26, 2015 11:24 AM (jnAOr)

161 Tonight, all over the world, children have put out malt liquor are hiding under their beds awaiting Kwanzaa Thug breaking into their homes and taking their TVs. For shizzle.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 26, 2015 11:25 AM (Nwg0u)

162 Bill Clinton??.....He tried to rape me.

Posted by: Every Woman on Earth at December 26, 2015 12:02 PM (aRUb8)

163 45 "Hawaii Can't Seem To Name Anything After Native Son Obama,"

http://wapo.st/1OPYhDR

Comments are good, but with 'rons weighing in, they'll be better!

Posted by: RushBabe at December 26, 2015 09:50 AM (/NEnw)




How about Indonesia? Are they wrapped around the axle too?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 26, 2015 12:07 PM (oKE6c)

164 @24 On the second point: Everybody is scared shitless of her.

Ah the power of 900+ FBI files.

Posted by: Buffalbob at December 26, 2015 12:25 PM (8nL8o)

165 As Hillary Clinton put it, "George W. Bush was right."

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at December 26, 2015 01:09 PM (e8kgV)

166 12/26/2015: The infamous day a Limp Bizkit song was posted on the Ace of Spades blog.

Posted by: Brisco_County at December 26, 2015 02:08 PM (2//AX)

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