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Christmas: Twitter Style - Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
A roundup of Christmas-related tweets. I'm leaving the truly rage-inducing for another day.
So not creepyWatch terrifying robot reindeer pull Santa's sleigh https://t.co/nVUREE1N7I pic.twitter.com/HrzXN6fjIw
— CNN (@CNN) December 25, 2015.@Cory_1077 Merry Christmas Cory. pic.twitter.com/Iy6oayTcs4
— Benghazi Hutch (@Hutch_USA) December 25, 2015Do you agree?
The 25 BEST holiday movies of the past 25 years: https://t.co/cW37ROEwb0 🎅 pic.twitter.com/BgKbJx0PWq
— Entertainment Weekly (@EW) December 25, 2015A reminder that not all is merry and bright, and life can turn on a dime
Christmas Eve in the Ardennes 1944 - Battle of the Bulge https://t.co/pVtuHB3ejs pic.twitter.com/V855NNL6Sb
— Legal Insurrection (@LegInsurrection) December 25, 2015To those who aren't just lounging about today
To all those so far away from home, Merry Christmas, and God Bless you and yours https://t.co/b62zOnyRDo via @YouTube
— Nied's Jolly Horse (@mflynny) December 25, 2015Thank you, God, for the Blessing of living in the greatest nation ever conceived, and for those who risked it all to make it happen.
Christmas 1777--General Washington & beleaguered, shivering, hungry soldiers brave winter at Valley Forge: #Trego pic.twitter.com/cen3twFxJJ
— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) December 25, 2015Ending on a lighter note: Some girls are just so cool.
Best moment ever. https://t.co/wNgQqFwXdR
— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) December 24, 2015UPDATE: D'awww
Best Christmas present ever!! I couldn't be more proud of this little blessing. pic.twitter.com/xCRi8oESRx
— Dakota Meyer (@Dakota_Meyer) December 24, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 25, 2015 04:39 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 25, 2015 04:41 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 25, 2015 04:41 PM (NJVHq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 25, 2015 04:41 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 04:41 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 04:42 PM (IPirI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 25, 2015 04:43 PM (rwI+c)
http://nyti.ms/1Pow7o2
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2015 04:44 PM (Lqy/e)
That's nothing compared to some of the suspension of belief that is required in the Force Awakens.
Having said that, the film is incredible but you just have to go with it and not question it too much.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 25, 2015 04:44 PM (NJVHq)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 04:45 PM (IPirI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 25, 2015 04:45 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2015 04:46 PM (EX5wM)
Merry Christmas, Morons.
Posted by: Oschisms at December 25, 2015 04:47 PM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: Zombie Pope Urban X at December 25, 2015 04:47 PM (ZK4rU)
Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2015 04:48 PM (qUNWi)
I am soooo sick of people that do not know our history!
http://tinyurl.com/pqkbrsx
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 04:48 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 04:49 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2015 04:50 PM (EX5wM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 25, 2015 04:50 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 25, 2015 04:52 PM (LUgeY)
That's Washington, he be owning slaves!
Posted by: BLM and MSM reporters at December 25, 2015 04:52 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 25, 2015 04:52 PM (mcIvU)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 04:53 PM (IPirI)
...of 1776. By Christmas of 1777, which is what the painting is, he was in Valley Forge.
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 04:53 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 04:54 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2015 04:54 PM (EX5wM)
Posted by: October at December 25, 2015 04:54 PM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: m at December 25, 2015 04:54 PM (d4uu4)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at December 25, 2015 04:54 PM (aeeHw)
Posted by: no good deed at December 25, 2015 04:54 PM (GgxVX)
Cut Nip some slack. He found that case of vodka.
Posted by: Golfman at December 25, 2015 04:55 PM (bU3IC)
Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2015 04:56 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 04:56 PM (yddCj)
Be funny if he did. Madison, WI would have to change its name. All,of the declaration signers have streets named after them as well. Hilarious
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 04:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 04:56 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 25, 2015 04:59 PM (PMlgt)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 04:59 PM (IPirI)
My great great whatever paid for his boat trip with a seven year entinreship, he taught English to rich Virgina plantation owners.
He would kill himself if he knew what this nation has turned into.
Funny half of all my relatives STILL live within 200 miles of Westmoreland Co, Va
Posted by: BLM and MSM reporters at December 25, 2015 04:59 PM (jJRIy)
Is there a cob logger or guest blogger who hasn't posted?
Merry anyway, again.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hoo hoo who? at December 25, 2015 04:59 PM (UOsvH)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 04:59 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 05:00 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 05:00 PM (yddCj)
Is there a cob logger or guest blogger who hasn't posted?
Merry anyway, again.
****
Only three of us have posted today.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 25, 2015 05:01 PM (PMlgt)
It's insane, I actually have to put the AC on to bring the temp in the house down.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 25, 2015 04:41 PM (NJVHq)
I put it on to get rid of the high humidity.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 25, 2015 05:01 PM (t2KH5)
Did Madison have slaves?
Be funny if he did. Madison, WI would have to change its name.
All,of the declaration signers have streets named after them as well.
Hilarious
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 04:56 PM (voOPb)
Of course he had slaves, his mansion is wonderful.
http://tinyurl.com/nljc9op
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:02 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 05:03 PM (yddCj)
So, AGW -- we love it! Fk off, Gore!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 05:04 PM (iQIUe)
Cut Nip some slack. He found that case of vodka.
Uh-oh.
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 05:00 PM (yddCj)
Working on the 151 rum. I love you people. You keep be sane, well that is not possible, but you keep me happy.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:04 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 05:04 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 05:05 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 05:05 PM (voOPb)
It IS in the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:07 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 05:08 PM (iQIUe)
We have not have one in years and all you people are assholes that need some bitch slapping.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:09 PM (jJRIy)
*watching white Christmas again for the billionth time...*
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 05:10 PM (zKzBM)
We have not have one in years and all you people are assholes that need some bitch slapping.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:09 PM (jJRIy)
*****
Maybe tomorrow, Billy Joe Jim Bob.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 05:10 PM (YLidQ)
So the socialist cramp trap "It's a Wonderful Life" doesn't make the list?
Love the movie, fvck the message.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:13 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Crap, Brian Williams has already done it.
Brian Boitano too!
Posted by: Bruce at December 25, 2015 05:14 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 05:14 PM (7v/r5)
And it has a midget. A mean midget.
Two snaps down.
Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2015 05:15 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 05:15 PM (zKzBM)
The acting in "Love Actually" is excellent. And there are some sweet scenes, and funny scenes too.
It's definitely worth a watch.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2015 05:16 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 05:10 PM (YLidQ)
ha ha Some people here have too good memories.
Posted by: Palin Steele at December 25, 2015 05:16 PM (jJRIy)
Not sure that I want to get in a flame war with a guy with 151 proof
rum, and 200 proof Everclear as backup. Could get ugly fast.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 05:14 PM (7v/r5)
I am really a puppy dog, ASSHOLE!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:18 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 05:19 PM (LxBcy)
Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2015 05:20 PM (qUNWi)
Huffpo: Richard Dawkins, Philip Pullman, Robin Ince, Dan Snow And More Reveal Their Very Atheist Christmas Plans
huff.to/1QYiEmN
Insufferable, self-superior soulless Brit gits, the lot of them.
Although, God gaving Kate Smurthwaite that rack with her face would seem to argue against intellegent design.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 25, 2015 05:20 PM (kdS6q)
After many years of careful thought and deliberation, I have come to the
conclusion that my mother in law annoys the fuck out of me.
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 05:19 PM (LxBcy)
They all do, thank God mine is dead. My sons now must put up with my x who rode the book on being a bitch.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:20 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Blano at December 25, 2015 05:21 PM (NHQQx)
Posted by: Fritz at December 25, 2015 05:21 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 04:53 PM (yddCj)
and one of my multi great Grandpappys was right there with him... shivering in the snow at Valley Forge...
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 25, 2015 05:21 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 05:21 PM (LxBcy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 05:21 PM (voOPb)
Did I mention lately that I'm an atheist. Well I am an atheist. And a vegetarian. So that's an atheist and a vegetarian. Just in case you weren't paying attention.
Atheist AND vegetarian!!!!
No gods or meats for me. Im the best dammit.
Posted by: Bruce at December 25, 2015 05:23 PM (8ikIW)
The acting in "Love Actually" is excellent. And there are some sweet scenes, and funny scenes too.
It's definitely worth a watch.
****
I really like that movie but the subplot with the pron stars is awkward and forced. The movie would have been better without it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 25, 2015 05:23 PM (PMlgt)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 05:23 PM (LxBcy)
Posted by: Panhandler at December 25, 2015 05:24 PM (ILwW3)
Posted by: Bruce
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As long as you are prepared to walk home, or find a charging station somewhere between here and grandmother's house and wait for a couple of hours while Blitzen refuels.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, celebrating Christmas! at December 25, 2015 05:25 PM (n22zQ)
No gods or meats for me. Im the best dammit.
Posted by: Bruce at December 25, 2015 05:23 PM (8ikIW)
Jeez, do you fire on ANY cylinders at all? I was feeling sorry for myself until I read that.
Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2015 05:25 PM (kt4OC)
Merry Christmas all. Chilling out at work.
So Nip, did your Christmas turn out ok?
Posted by: Blano at December 25, 2015 05:21 PM (NHQQx)
Thanks for axing. NO TOTAL disaster. I blew them all off. Seriously sick of rotten kids and their families. At some point I think you just have to tell them to fvck off.
Mission accomplished. Probably will regret.
So ho ho fvcking ho!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:25 PM (jJRIy)
Man, I hear that. It's the hardships that bond us. Had to get up at 10 today to make my 12 o'clock tee time by 1.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 25, 2015 05:26 PM (+c55T)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 05:26 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2015 05:26 PM (LxBcy)
Posted by: eleven
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It Brian Dennehy's brilliant portrayal that saved that segment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, celebrating Christmas! at December 25, 2015 05:28 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 05:28 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 25, 2015 05:28 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2015 05:29 PM (kt4OC)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:29 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 05:31 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, celebrating Christmas! at December 25, 2015 05:31 PM (n22zQ)
...........
You would have enjoyed the music selection last night at our Christmas. We are so many that we hold it at my nephews bar/restaurant. His wife started the jukebox and we listened to several nice Christmas songs then all of a sudden it was some obnoxious song with screaming "Merry Fucking Christmas" I thought Aunt Glennis was going to choke on her ham. My niece was horrified, she thought it was just a Christmas song when she added it.
Posted by: Molly k. at December 25, 2015 05:32 PM (mcIvU)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 25, 2015 05:33 PM (PMlgt)
Reason.com: A professor at the University of Central Florida thinks the safest way to greet other people during the Christmas season is to wish them a "Happy Federal Holiday." This bright idea belongs to Terri Fine, a professor of political science at the University of Central Florida, who recently penned a column outlining her vision:
http://today.ucf.edu/a-holiday-greeting-that-applies-to-everyone/
Pretty sure Terri id s "Terri", IYKWIM. I don't necessarily have definitive proof, but from the pics I think it's a pretty safe bet.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 25, 2015 05:34 PM (kdS6q)
Pretty cemetery. They even have an old Jewish area.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:34 PM (jJRIy)
No gods or meats for me. Im the best dammit.
Posted by: Bruce at December 25, 2015 05:23 PM (8ikIW)
Jeez, do you fire on ANY cylinders at all? I was feeling sorry for myself until I read that.
Posted by: Peaches
Sorry Peaches. My sense of humor is a little warped. It seems as if atheist and vegetarians need to make it known that they are such. I am neither. Some Christmas humor.
I guess it's not as funny when I have to explain it.
Posted by: Bruce at December 25, 2015 05:36 PM (8ikIW)
I had a very decent mil but step mother? OMG what a piece of excrement. My father, who promised he wouldn't make his children suffer when he remarried? Yeah, she got all his assets and his children zero.
Yeah, it cost me at least 200k plus but she's out of my life forever. Not a bad deal. Does that give you any idea how bad a person is that you would say 'Curtain #2' knowing it's a pile of dirty socks instead of 200 thousand dollars?
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 05:36 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 05:36 PM (voOPb)
Because that's exactly how human beings talk.
Leave campus and visit planet Earth once in a while.
Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2015 05:37 PM (qUNWi)
I have family I love dearly but they can be incredibly annoying regardless. One in particular I can think of I know drives her dil crazy.
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 05:37 PM (zKzBM)
====
LIES OF THE PATRIARCHY
Those guys were eating t-bones and had central heat!
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 25, 2015 05:38 PM (F+xWX)
Sweden tries something new for annual Christmas TV special: a Muslim host
The seven-hour TV show has been a staple of Swedish Christmas festivities for decades. But more than a few eyebrows were raised when Gina Dirawi, a young Muslim woman, was chosen to host it.
http://tinyurl.com/hfv6wu2
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 25, 2015 05:39 PM (kdS6q)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ngbbg7h
That house is probably not too many blocks from where Nip lives.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, celebrating Christmas! at December 25, 2015 05:39 PM (n22zQ)
Then mine must be, too. "Did I mention lately...?", I was already laughing.
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 05:39 PM (yddCj)
My late MiL was married to an abusive alcoholic, who died long before I had a chance to meet him.
So she was the perpetual victim. Mean to people when it suited her. I understand how she could be such a rotten person, but it doesn't mean I accept it. Nor did I allow her to inflict her poison in my children.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2015 05:40 PM (Dj0WE)
Those guys were eating t-bones and had central heat!
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 25, 2015 05:38 PM (F+xWX)
Slaves cooked for them every night!!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:40 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2015 05:25 PM (kt4OC)
Baseball doesn't start until April....The Red Sox won't break your heart until at least June!
Give yourself a break.
[And...Merry Christmas young lady!]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2015 05:40 PM (Zu3d9)
Jensen Model 5 steam engine that I got for Christmas. I surprised that
it never threw a rod. I played with that thing a LOT.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ngbbg7h
That house is probably not too many blocks from where Nip lives.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
A buddy of mine had one of those. I thought it was the best thing ever.
Posted by: Bruce at December 25, 2015 05:42 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Rev Al at December 25, 2015 05:42 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 25, 2015 05:43 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: Bruce
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Yeah, but no touch screen, so it kinda sucked.
/sarc
Posted by: Mike Hammer, celebrating Christmas! at December 25, 2015 05:44 PM (n22zQ)
/sarc
Posted by: Mike Hammer
What the heck were the pellets made of that were burned? I remember a rather unique smell
Posted by: Bruce at December 25, 2015 05:45 PM (8ikIW)
Give yourself a break.
[And...Merry Christmas young lady!]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2015 05:40 PM (Zu3d9)
But but but they got Dave Price! Which is going to turn Joe Kelly and Wade Miley into major league pitchers, somehow.
And cause Hanley to stop butchering baseballs in the field, and get Fatblo Sandoval to lose a couple dozen or so kilograms.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2015 05:46 PM (Dj0WE)
My sons just flew it off. Broke my heart.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:46 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: grammie winger, Unto us a Son is given at December 25, 2015 05:47 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2015 05:47 PM (Dj0WE)
2 So how does Luke know how to fly a X-Wing the first time he gets in the cockpit?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 25, 2015 04:41 PM (rwI+c)
They did film a two-hour training segment but somebody edited out. Luke's trainer, Captain Binks, missed his shot at fame.
Something about keeping the plot moving and because movie.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 05:48 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bruce
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Hexamine tablets, also used for tiny GI stoves.
But the #5 was heated with 110 AC.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, celebrating Christmas! at December 25, 2015 05:48 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: grammie winger, Unto us a Son is given at December 25, 2015 05:49 PM (dFi94)
101
Sweden tries something new for annual Christmas TV special: a Muslim host
The seven-hour TV show has been a staple of Swedish Christmas festivities for decades. But more than a few eyebrows were raised when Gina Dirawi, a young Muslim woman, was chosen to host it.
http://tinyurl.com/hfv6wu2
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 25, 2015 05:39 PM (kdS6q)
*sound of needle drawing across the record*
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 05:50 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bruce
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Hexamine tablets, also used for tiny GI stoves.
But the #5 was heated with 110 AC.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, celebrating Christmas!
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As an aside, if you look at the picture, you can just see inside the firebox, which is lined with (gasp!) asbestos. Imagine the outrage today.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, celebrating Christmas! at December 25, 2015 05:51 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Definitely Not Al Sharpton at December 25, 2015 05:51 PM (qNZ3I)
just see inside the firebox, which is lined with (gasp!) asbestos.
Imagine the outrage today.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
HA!
Posted by: Bruce at December 25, 2015 05:52 PM (8ikIW)
I watched Shop Around the Corner last nite and I still enjoyed it. Jimmy
Stewart is great and so are all the supporting character actors.
>>> Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 05:08 PM (iQIUe)
Recently saw the 1949 musical remake, "In the Good Old Summertime" with Judy Garland and Van Johnson for the first time. Pretty faithful to the original, but what surprised me most was her rendition of "Put Your Arms Around Me Honey", because my mom used to sing that to me when I was really little, and I never knew where the song came from.Just as in "Shop Around the Corner", the "big reveal" takes place at Christmas.As to favorite Christmas movies, I also like "We're No Angels" with Humphrey Bogart, "Donovan's Reef" with John Wayne and Lee Marvin, and "Holiday Affair" with a 20 year-old Janet Leigh and Robert Mitchum:http://bit.ly/1OrjARQ
Posted by: Reno_Dave at December 25, 2015 05:52 PM (n6gHv)
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If I never see a meatball again in my life, that would be alright with me.
Posted by: grammie winger, Unto us a Son is given at December 25, 2015 05:52 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 25, 2015 05:52 PM (F+xWX)
Something about keeping the plot moving and because movie.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 05:48 PM (MQEz6)
I just figured it was because having a shedload of metachlorians was like being in the matrix. You just need them to upload the program, and joila! Suddenly you know kung fu or how to fly a spaceship or whatever.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2015 05:52 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 05:53 PM (voOPb)
My x's step mother in law just came over with presents.
Confirmed that this Christmas sucked at my x's home. I mean really sucked.
Son's wives fighting must not be pretty.
So sad for my sons. One is a TOTAL bitch.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:54 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 05:53 PM (voOPb)
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Baseball, springtime, flowers and sunshine. Quit being a grinch and drink your rum punch.
Posted by: grammie winger, Unto us a Son is given at December 25, 2015 05:55 PM (dFi94)
124 The seven-hour TV show has been a staple of Swedish Christmas festivities for decades.
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If I never see a meatball again in my life, that would be alright with me.
Posted by: grammie winger, Unto us a Son is given at December 25, 2015 05:52 PM (dFi94)
Did the host sing Jingle Bells with her nose on the floor and her ass in the air?
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 05:55 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 05:53 PM (voOPb)
Tonight you will be visited by three ghosts.
No, not long deceased baseball greats. You will be visited by insufferable blowhards who appeared as guests in Ken Burns films. Blowhards like George Will and Doris Kearns Goodwin.
What's that? George and Doris aren't dead yet?
The night is still young.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2015 05:57 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 25, 2015 05:57 PM (F+xWX)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 25, 2015 05:57 PM (zOTsN)
132 xs step mother in law?
*scratching head*
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 25, 2015 05:57 PM (F+xWX)
A chart might come in handy.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 05:57 PM (MQEz6)
My son and hubby are feeding Christmas dinner to search and rescue crews on duty
Posted by: ThunderB at December 25, 2015 05:57 PM (zOTsN)
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That's awesome.
Posted by: grammie winger, Unto us a Son is given at December 25, 2015 05:58 PM (dFi94)
I'm surprised this woman hasn't been beaten for denying Sharia. It's coming, toots.
Posted by: Fritz at December 25, 2015 05:58 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: @votermom at December 25, 2015 05:59 PM (cbfNE)
Oh! I have that on my amazon watchlist as a possibility. I may have to check out die hard 2 as well
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 05:59 PM (zKzBM)
Wow.
Okay, well.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 06:00 PM (xlfeL)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:54 PM (jJRIy)
Sometimes, the ONLY reasonable option, is to disengage...
There is a reason you will never see me and the Ex in the same place...
There is some truly ugly baggage there... and I won't put my son in the middle of it...
So I just don't go around the Ex, at all... for any reason..
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 25, 2015 06:01 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 06:01 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 06:02 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, brimming with Christmas spirit at December 25, 2015 06:02 PM (RrDm2)
The ones who get old are the lucky ones. And I bet they'd all do it again, because that was part of competition back than. (I'm not going to ask any of the people I know. That's just not done)
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 06:02 PM (yddCj)
*scratching head*
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 25, 2015 05:57 PM (F+xWX)
Nip. You did say you found TWO cases of vodka, right?
Just messing with you, man. My wife's brother has never been married. Can't imagine the sons wives not getting along.
Posted by: Golfman at December 25, 2015 06:04 PM (48QDY)
140
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 05:54 PM (jJRIy)
Sometimes, the ONLY reasonable option, is to disengage...
There is a reason you will never see me and the Ex in the same place...
There is some truly ugly baggage there... and I won't put my son in the middle of it...
So I just don't go around the Ex, at all... for any reason..
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 25, 2015 06:01 PM (f7rv6)
I and mine are separated by 3000 miles and the Rocky Mountains.
(Her broom can't get over them.)
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 06:04 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 25, 2015 06:04 PM (zOTsN)
Yeah BB good advice. My problem? I still love the bitch and I am too lazy to look for another one.
I guess I have to break it all.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 06:05 PM (jJRIy)
It's pretty cool, though, that your son has a few wives.
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 06:05 PM (yddCj)
"Oh! I have that on my amazon watchlist as a possibility. I may have to check out die hard 2 as well
Somewhat a dramatic RomCom involving a war widow, her son, an electric train, her boyfriend and a new guy who comes into the picture. Lots of form-fitting late'40s outfits on Miss Leigh. Harry Morgan has a great scene as an exasperated Desk Sargeant.
Watch for the "product placement" of Corn Flakes during a long scene between mom and son. I didn't know that they were doing that in 1949.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at December 25, 2015 06:06 PM (n6gHv)
Son's wives fighting must not be pretty.
It's pretty cool, though, that your son has a few wives.
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 06:05 PM (yddCj)
We are Episcopalians, not Mormons!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 06:07 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 06:10 PM (voOPb)
I am going to break into the last bottle of 151 rum, then we are going to have a flame war and I'll banned for the third time?
Just checking.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 06:10 PM (jJRIy)
One of my favorite things about watching old movies is seeing how dressed up everyone is. All the time. Encourages me to up my game.
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 06:10 PM (zKzBM)
I hate when that happens. All the embarrassed glances to and fro when singing 'Auld Lang Syne' on New Years Eve.
Something about 'may old acquaintance be forgot' seems a tad cruel.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 06:11 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 25, 2015 06:12 PM (zOTsN)
So I just don't go around the Ex, at all... for any reason..
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 25, 2015 06:01 PM (f7rv6)
*****
This. Daughter has learned to warn me when the Ex will be in attendance at any event. If it is large and I can avoid her except with a wave or a nod, I will go. If smaller, no way.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 06:14 PM (Uq+Ha)
dressed up everyone is. All the time. Encourages me to up my game?"
Except that in the early '40s films, the really, really short ties look good with the double-breasted suits, but silly when the guys take their coats off.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at December 25, 2015 06:14 PM (n6gHv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 06:14 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2015 06:02 PM (yddCj)
Well, since there are many known steroid users who are getting old now, I would think the examples of the Ken Caminitis and Lyle Alzados are not enough to deter anyone.
I'm always a bit uncomfortable when people start saying things like "oh, look at Ken Griffey" (or any of the others who aren't associated with steroid use).
Yeah, likely only Griffey and his personal trainer know. Personally, I assume they were all using, and the extra dumb ones were the guys taking the stuff that made them rage and look like the Hulk.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2015 06:14 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 06:10 PM (zKzBM)
Whenever I watch old movies I'm thankful for air conditioning and modern soap.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2015 06:16 PM (Dj0WE)
What about and what for, this time?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 06:17 PM (HGFRT)
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2015 06:17 PM (b+df9)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 25, 2015 06:17 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2015 06:16 PM (Dj0WE)
****
C'mon it's only one layer of skin!
Posted by: Lye Soap at December 25, 2015 06:18 PM (Uq+Ha)
Which holiday are the movies about? I love those Arbor Day movies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 25, 2015 06:18 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2015 06:19 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 06:19 PM (zKzBM)
really short ties look good with the double-breasted suits, but silly
when the guys take their coats off.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at December 25, 2015 06:14 PM (n6gHv)
Maybe that's why they pulled their pants up to their chests.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 25, 2015 06:21 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 06:22 PM (rpGTT)
Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2015 06:23 PM (qUNWi)
So Nip, let me guess. You blew off the 10AM service?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 06:14 PM (voOPb)
Yes, MH, guilty, but the visit from x's mother in law 10 minutes ago was an angel arriving for me.
Truly God works miracles. How does he know? Well, shit, he's GOD.
DA huh!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 06:23 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 06:22 PM (rpGTT)
****
That has never stopped any of us.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 06:23 PM (Uq+Ha)
They really do look out for each other.
I am well pleased with them.
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 06:24 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 06:10 PM
Uh, it's Christmas, and I'd rather not do the math, but if you've gone through a bottle of 151 proof rum already, and you weigh less than about 500 pounds, you're almost into leathal dose territory.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 06:25 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 06:27 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2015 06:28 PM (b+df9)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 06:29 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 06:29 PM (++sgT)
When the Daily Mail did a story about Ethel Rosenberg's brother dying, they had a lot of photos from 1950. All anyone could talk about were how nice the men's suits looked.
http://goo.gl/lYxUhl
They deleted all the comments. I wonder why? Not p.c. enough?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 06:29 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at December 25, 2015 06:30 PM (uvj0z)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 06:31 PM (++sgT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 06:32 PM (voOPb)
Battle of the Bulge, correct?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 06:33 PM (++sgT)
A wonderful Christmas here. Family all here, good food, Savior arrived.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 06:32 PM (voOPb)
Christmas is always wonderful for Christians. I wish my family was more observant.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 06:34 PM (jJRIy)
My second mil absolutely hated my guts for years, hadn't met me but called me every name in the book. She was close to my husband's ex, and I was Jezebel. Once we actually met and she saw I didn't have horns and a tail...well, she's been gone for three years and I miss her as much as I do my own mom. A wonderful, strong, smart and classy lady.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 06:35 PM (cDs+4)
You, too? I'm blaming the dog.
Posted by: Hillary! at December 25, 2015 06:36 PM (yddCj)
http://goo.gl/lYxUhl
They deleted all the comments. I wonder why? Not p.c. enough?
Watched the bishops wife the other day. Cary grant in his lovely suits and lovely overcoats and lovely scarf. Fantastic.
Btw, made the best chocolate pies I think I've ever made this year. They were perfect.
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 06:36 PM (zKzBM)
Guy smoked two packs of Winstons a day and lived to 90.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 06:37 PM (jJRIy)
I could blow an 8. Yeah, math - .08 or .80?
Considering .40 is lethal dose, you might want to slow up a tad. At least until my funeral suit comes back from the dry cleaners.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 06:38 PM (7v/r5)
I'd like to have about ten percent of each studio's cigarette budget. Good grief, it's no wonder so many old time actors died of cancer.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 06:40 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
I prefer the look of lowered pants.
Posted by: Zombie Donkey Cartel at December 25, 2015 06:41 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 06:36 PM (zKzBM)
.................
Good for you, that's my specialty as well. We had so much food the last two days that I promised husband I would make tomorrow.
Posted by: Molly k. at December 25, 2015 06:41 PM (mcIvU)
You know what I mean. This is not hard. I was a damn EMT. Trust me I can figure out when I am drunk.
AND I am damn close! Praise God!
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 06:41 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2015 06:43 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 25, 2015 06:41 PM (mcIvU)
I finally feel like they lived up to my grandmothers this year.
I didn't make them at thanksgiving and people complained so much!
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 06:44 PM (zKzBM)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 06:46 PM (JHB/o)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 06:48 PM (voOPb)
So that Christmas Eve night three spirits of science visit: Newton, Einstein, and Richard Feymann.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2015 06:48 PM (0yvhn)
I made a tres leches bread pudding that made a believer out of my husband. He's never liked it until now. I'll be sweating out butter and and cream at the gym next week. Totally worth it. Posted by: no good deed at December 25, 2015 06:49 PM (GgxVX)
Meery Clistmas all, may you not end up at a Chinese restaurant because of culinary failure!
Posted by: Farmer at December 25, 2015 06:51 PM (o/90i)
Excellent Christmas here, had lots of family over. Got some much desired Amazon gift cards, (already spent on some neat gadgety components, like a 100 watt LED module, and buck converter to drive it. The next bastard that parks across the street in the middle of the night at the school, shining his brights at my house is gonna get a face full right back).
The dishes are already done, on account of we did most of the heavy cooking, and cleaning yesterday. The wife never even changed out of her pajama's today. A totally relaxed, and enjoyable Christmas so far!
I hope everyone's Christmas was/is as enjoyable this year as mine.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 25, 2015 06:51 PM (0IhFx)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 06:54 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 25, 2015 06:54 PM (DLIIY)
Jinger Berrs.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 06:55 PM (WZYie)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2015 06:57 PM (DUoqb)
Jinger Berrs.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 06:55 PM (WZYie)
Just fired up the Bar B Que... for the Tri Tip...
Yup.... so much for Traditional... LOL...
Posted by: BB Wolf at December 25, 2015 06:58 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 06:59 PM (voOPb)
2 So how does Luke know how to fly a X-Wing the first time he gets in the cockpit?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! with purchase of equal or greater value commenter at December 25, 2015 04:41 PM (rwI+c)
It's mentioned he's a decent pilot and he does fly an Incom T-16 to bullseye womprats back home. Probably a similar control system to the Incom T-65 X-Wing he flies at the end.
/nerd
Posted by: Buzzion at December 25, 2015 07:00 PM (zt+N6)
Bibi didnt have to take a break from vacation or golfing.
In a video posted Thursday to extend his Christmas greetings, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said he hopes for greater security and freedom for all Middle Eastern Christians.
I am proud to say that Israel is one of the few countries in the Middle East, maybe the only country in the Middle East, where Christians are truly free to practice their faith openly, freely to celebrate Christmas and other Christian holidays, Netanyahu said.
The state of Israel is a beacon of liberty in a Middle East plagued by oppression and extremism, he said, adding, It is my fervent hope, my fervent prayer, that 2016 is marked by greater security and freedom for all Christians across the Middle East.
Weasel Zippers
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2015 07:00 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 07:00 PM (bnFPU)
Breitbart
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2015 07:03 PM (DUoqb)
So far, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
By the way, (this is for Muldoon). I made pasta to go with the Christmas Turkey.
I used an Advent Collander to strain the pasta.
Back to the hard work of imbiubi...um...imbli....ah..... drinking.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2015 07:03 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 07:03 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
So who is getting the Birkenstock collection now?
Posted by: Aviator at December 25, 2015 07:04 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Aviator at December 25, 2015 07:04 PM (c7vUv)
She does not dress that classy.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2015 07:05 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Farmer
merry clitmas? *hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 25, 2015 07:05 PM (NO4j+)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 07:06 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 25, 2015 06:38 PM (7v/r5)
Some of it is experience. My sister is an ER doc, and she had a gal in who tested at 0.8something. Obviously drunk, but perfectly able to walk and apparently lucid. It takes a lot of practice, but you can get there.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 25, 2015 07:07 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Aviator at December 25, 2015 07:04 PM (c7vUv)
She does not dress that classy.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2015 07:05 PM (
Ouch!
Ok, I'm about to watch high society. Done with family for the day and chilling at home...
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 07:07 PM (zKzBM)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 25, 2015 07:07 PM (zt+N6)
I run across antisemitic circlejerks on the internet quite a lot. I get to defending the Tribe more often than I feel like I should have to, and certainly with less skill than I need to.
Jews *do* defend non-Jews - and it's good to know when it happens, and it'll have to be people like you who tell us, because the antisemites don't know Hebrew and ignore the good Jews do (quelle suprise).
Did I mention that you're one of the people that keep me going? ha-shem yevarech otha
(Yeah, I seem to have run through the rest of this Cutty Sark bottle)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 25, 2015 07:09 PM (6FqZa)
I'm engaging in proper Christmas movie viewing. John Wayne marathon on AMC
Posted by: Buzzion at December 25, 2015 07:07 PM (zt+N6)
How does a dead guy watch TV? Ha ha
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 07:09 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 07:10 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 07:10 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 07:11 PM (jJRIy)
SAD, my kids have no idea who he was.
WTF? WTF?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 07:06 PM (jJRIy)
----
I was going to say "how is that f*cking possible?!", but we as kids saw old movies shown regularly on t.v., and not just on specialty channels like TCM. And don't get me started on the lack of Creature Feature-style programming. The darlings have no idea what most of these sci-fi parodies are making fun of. Until you've seen a man in a gorilla suit and diving helmet mack on earth girls, you don't have true pop culture literacy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 07:12 PM (jR7Wy)
/nerdPosted by: Buzzion at December 25, 2015 07:00 PM (zt+N6) He had assistance learning thanks to Louis Gossett Jr. and a mix tape of 80s hits.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 25, 2015 07:12 PM (sOfzO)
Posted by: fluffy at December 25, 2015 07:12 PM (AfsKp)
Wayne died of smoking, my dad also did.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 07:12 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 07:13 PM (cDs+4)
Some of it is experience. My sister is an ER doc, and she had a gal in who tested at 0.8something. Obviously drunk, but perfectly able to walk and apparently lucid. It takes a lot of practice, but you can get there.Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 25, 2015 07:07 PM (k9qR4)
I dated a gal who does blood analysis for the State of Colorado. Had a sample of a woman arrested for DUI. The result was .5 BAC. The reason the gal was initially pulled over? The light on her motorcycle was busted.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 25, 2015 07:14 PM (sOfzO)
What the hell have you people been doing?!?
Posted by: fluffy at December 25, 2015 07:12 PM (AfsKp)
****
Well, the tracking cookie is on whatever machine you're using, so.....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 07:14 PM (Uq+Ha)
good evening everyone
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 07:10 PM (uZNvH)
Easy for you to say, we have been bad mouthing you for hours.
That dead guy just will not let it go.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 07:14 PM (jJRIy)
228 It's mentioned he's a decent pilot and he does fly an Incom T-16 to bullseye womprats back home. Probably a similar control system to the Incom T-65 X-Wing he flies at the end.
/nerdPosted by: Buzzion at December 25, 2015 07:00 PM (zt+N6) He had assistance learning thanks to Louis Gossett Jr. and a mix tape of 80s hits.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 25, 2015 07:12 PM (sOfzO)
Well i figured that went without saying.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 25, 2015 07:14 PM (zt+N6)
I had the notion he mostly died from extreme radiation intake incurred on the set of Genghis Khan, like a lot of his fellow cast....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 25, 2015 07:14 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 07:16 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2015 07:16 PM (DUoqb)
There's a Yuletide story you don't hear very often.
Posted by: Blano at December 25, 2015 07:16 PM (NHQQx)
Posted by: grammie winger, Unto us a Son is given at December 25, 2015 07:17 PM (dFi94)
Poured myself a Rumple Minze (100 proof peppermint schnapps). Cat started licking the sides of the glass. He lifted his paw to take a sample, but I wouldn't let him.
Posted by: fluffy at December 25, 2015 07:17 PM (AfsKp)
I think that much smoke would over ride teh other BS.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 07:17 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2015 07:18 PM (DUoqb)
Actually he briefly alluded to previous training in some sort of Air National Guard type of organization in the original 1977 movie. Something about experience flying up a desert canyon during training.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 25, 2015 07:18 PM (aBu8U)
He also purportedly smoked 4 packs a day. Never without a cig when off-camera. Wow, and I'm a smoker.
Also thinking I need to trade the Rossi for a Henry, the cost be damned.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 07:18 PM (V4EmH)
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 07:18 PM (cDs+4)
What the hell have you people been doing?!?
Posted by: fluffy at December 25, 2015 07:12 PM (AfsKp)
...........
I got poise pads ads the other day. Honest to God I only socked Hillary ONE time.
Posted by: Molly k. at December 25, 2015 07:19 PM (mcIvU)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 25, 2015 07:19 PM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2015 07:19 PM (0yvhn)
Hey, are you still a hot woman? Ha ha.
I drink much more rum I am going to start making dates.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 07:20 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Blano at December 25, 2015 07:16 PM (NHQQx)
============================================
It was a blizzard. He never even saw her. He was 80. He shouldn't even have been driving. There was so much snow. But she had a coupon for Long John Silver's and it was going to expire.
Posted by: grammie winger, Unto us a Son is given at December 25, 2015 07:20 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 07:21 PM (voOPb)
I did not know that. Apparently he teamed up with Geena Davis for that one, too.
The Goldblum / Davis "Fly" remake was... disturbing.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 25, 2015 07:21 PM (6FqZa)
I think I love you."
Looky there, it may be a Merry Christmas after all.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 07:21 PM (c0k//)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2015 07:19 PM (0yvhn)
---
They were pretty cute once they got depilatated!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 07:21 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 07:22 PM (voOPb)
212 The British Muslim family banned from entering the U.S. this week were on their way to meet relatives in California who prayed at the same mosque as terrorists Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik, who murdered 14 people in San Bernardino this month.
Breitbart
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2015 07:03 PM (DUoqb)
Fill out the choir?
Going to run the garage sale?
Inventory the remaining pipe bombs?
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 07:22 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 07:18 PM (cDs+4)
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Not till our big family celebration tomorrow. Kids don't know yet. I expect some eye-rolling and maybe a gagging motion or two.
Posted by: grammie winger, Unto us a Son is given at December 25, 2015 07:22 PM (dFi94)
They said he was completely anal about the alien language and got pissed if anyone got it wrong but that could just be apocryphal.
Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2015 07:23 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: tanarur at December 25, 2015 07:23 PM (L/2Yq)
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 07:10 PM (cDs+4)
Yup, ton's of variation in humans. My sis also had another gal in who was trying to quit boozing and so was compulsively drinking water. I don't remember what the numbers were, but her salt levels were so low she should have been in a coma or dead.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 25, 2015 07:24 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 07:24 PM (jR7Wy)
Wayne died of stomach cancer. He did have a lung removed. Quite a few
actors/actresses who were in the movie then is khan came down with
cancer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 07:21 PM (voOPb)
Damn MH you know some shit. Did I mention I got an email back from x's mother in law confirming Christmas dinner was a disaster?
Every Hawk flick had the same cast. They cranked them out like TV sit comes.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 07:25 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: tanarur at December 25, 2015 07:23 PM (L/2Yq)
Tougher too. I mean, can you imagine Washington surviving 20 years of marriage to Mooch?
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 25, 2015 07:25 PM (k9qR4)
237 Watched the grand finale of Downton Abbey. Wont give it away but they certainly knocked it out of the park.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 07:16 PM (iQIUe)
Crystal skull? Aliens?
Posted by: eman at December 25, 2015 07:25 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 07:26 PM (cDs+4)
I am soooo sick of people that do not know our history!
http://tinyurl.com/pqkbrsx
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 04:48 PM (jJRIy)
Um, Mr. History, that was 1776.
Posted by: tanarur at December 25, 2015 07:26 PM (L/2Yq)
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2015 07:27 PM (b+df9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 07:21 PM (c0k//)
It's getting better. Wayne with hot women and fvckin with my internet friends
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 07:27 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 07:27 PM (voOPb)
This used to happen at raves.
MDMA isn't one of the world's worst methamphetamine-cousins, but it does induce compulsive thought-patterns and play tricks on the memory. So if a raver is told "bro, you need to stay hydrated" then he'll... do that. And keep doing that. And do it some more to make sure.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 25, 2015 07:27 PM (6FqZa)
girls came home from school and we told them to get prettied up, we're
going to a wedding.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 07:26 PM (cDs+4)
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Oh my gosh that is so sweet
Posted by: grammie winger, Unto us a Son is given at December 25, 2015 07:27 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 07:28 PM (4uA8a)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 25, 2015 07:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2015 07:29 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 07:30 PM (cDs+4)
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Thank gooness the stories are on USB drive.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2015 07:31 PM (0yvhn)
It's definitely worth a watch.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
That movie's a cesspool. Christmas is about hearth and home, and that story subverts it, promoting promiscuity over fidelity, whims over persistence, and more.
By no stretch of the imagination am I Mr. Family Values, but that pile of smug shit on film turns my stomach.
Posted by: derit at December 25, 2015 07:31 PM (jT+gh)
When originally posted there was no date. I taught US history in college.
Don't start. I know shit. I mean I really do. I also spent a summer at Valley Forge. Truly a disaster. How much you want to know?
Here all night, unless the rum puts me down.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 07:31 PM (jJRIy)
Both male adults lied on their visa applications. One didnt disclose his arrest and deportation from Israel and the other didnt disclose his criminal record. Game over! And since they are the ones who lied they know why they were barred from entry. If they had not lied, they would have never had their visas approved inadvertently. So, they and the international press can go suck balls. I'm tired of their lying. It's amazing that the press will lie to enable terrorists to enter this country. Scum.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 07:32 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 07:34 PM (voOPb)
By no stretch of the imagination am I Mr. Family Values, but that pile of smug shit on film turns my stomach.
Posted by: derit
Heh!! Andy Levy and Greg Gutfield agree. I saw it once. I was underwhelmed.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 25, 2015 07:34 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Ronster at December 25, 2015 07:34 PM (mUa7N)
One of the vignettes is about infidelity and the guy looks like a schmuck.
Liam Neeson's character does need a good beating, though.
Posted by: fluffy at December 25, 2015 07:35 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 25, 2015 07:35 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 25, 2015 07:27 PM (6FqZa)
Man, I never got the appeal of that rave shit. Had some friends who would talk about the stuff they did: it was all "Oh, yeah, I got stuck in the K-hole..." and "Some fat chick on EX bit me and I freaked out, ran 6 miles home, and couldn't leeave my room for 2 days." crap. Why can't y'all do FUN drugs?
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 25, 2015 07:36 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 07:36 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 25, 2015 07:37 PM (mcIvU)
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 07:30 PM (cDs+4)
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I think it makes it that much nicer when you have a relationship with the minister. I'm guessing there were a few tears during your wedding - it sounds so "from the heart".
Posted by: grammie winger, Unto us a Son is given at December 25, 2015 07:39 PM (dFi94)
Mary, mother of Jesus. I'm pretty sure a whole bunch of Christmas wishes were just fulfilled.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 25, 2015 07:39 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 07:39 PM (A7OGJ)
When originally posted there was no date. I taught US history in college.
Don't start. I know shit. I mean I really do. I also spent a summer at Valley Forge. Truly a disaster. How much you want to know?
Here all night, unless the rum puts me down.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 07:31 PM (jJRIy)
Fair enough. But if you taught US History in college (I teach European and American History at University, btw, and have published academic articles and books, who my publishers tell me have been bought by dozens of actual people, and possibly even read by one or two, if we are comparing bona fides), then you should know that Valley Forge was 1777, and Trenton was 1776. My drink is Hungarian pálinka, home made of course, and it is early in the morning, so I won't be long for the land of the conscious, unfortunately.
Posted by: tanarur at December 25, 2015 07:40 PM (L/2Yq)
You misspelled "Hugh Grant" and the entire cast
Posted by: derit at December 25, 2015 07:40 PM (jT+gh)
What the hell have you people been doing?!?
"Hillary the Spanish grandma" tie-ins.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 25, 2015 07:40 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2015 07:40 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 07:40 PM (voOPb)
Now I'm wondering if I need to watch "Ice Pirates" again or "Flash Gordon".
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 25, 2015 07:40 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 25, 2015 07:37 PM (mcIvU)
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Well *this* should lead to some interesting stories!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 07:41 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2015 07:43 PM (Lqy/e)
It's supposed to lessen the hangover
Posted by: @votermom at December 25, 2015 07:43 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Blano at December 25, 2015 07:44 PM (heN73)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WklPABGo77k
I was disappointed with that Hasselhoff "Starcrash" (despite its eyecandy), so... will try again with Corman
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 25, 2015 07:44 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Danger 5 at December 25, 2015 07:44 PM (NO4j+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 07:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 25, 2015 07:45 PM (mcIvU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, brimming with Christmas spirit at December 25, 2015 07:46 PM (+c55T)
I did get a kick out of the Victoria secret ad this morning saying 'there is still time to send an egift card'. Lol.
Posted by: Lea at December 25, 2015 07:47 PM (zKzBM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 07:48 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 25, 2015 07:45 PM (mcIvU)
How 'bout you let us decide that. I'd love to see a 40's babe in leather.
Posted by: Blano at December 25, 2015 07:48 PM (heN73)
Posted by: antisocialist at December 25, 2015 07:49 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 07:50 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2015 07:51 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 25, 2015 07:51 PM (Nwg0u)
Hi, Blano
I thought you had mentioned a day or so ago that you work at a church. Do you do security for them? I hope it's o.k. to ask that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2015 07:53 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 25, 2015 07:53 PM (8pbxp)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 25, 2015 07:56 PM (BHl9S)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, bamboozled by love at December 25, 2015 07:59 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Blano at December 25, 2015 07:48 PM (heN73)
..............
I go to Vegas several times a year and the "hat" has agreed to have a drink with me.If we can make it work this trip We will let him decide I suppose.
Posted by: Molly k. at December 25, 2015 07:59 PM (mcIvU)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 25, 2015 08:00 PM (BHl9S)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 25, 2015 07:56 PM (BHl9S)
.............
I laughed. I was actually thinking long shirt with turtle neck and high boots so nobody would see the pants.
Posted by: Molly k. at December 25, 2015 08:01 PM (mcIvU)
I only had two cups of mulled wine; I think I'll b o.k. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2015 08:02 PM (qES5k)
Take a look at Steve's Guns and getting his DVD and kit to do your own action job on it. The Rossi is by all accounts a great gun AFTER it has some finish work done.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/opyqcmn
Posted by: Mordineus at December 25, 2015 08:03 PM (Z/Rg8)
Posted by: buzzion at December 25, 2015 08:04 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 25, 2015 08:06 PM (BHl9S)
I meant Nip & Jack. They've been on some kind of drinking marathon all day.
Posted by: @votermom at December 25, 2015 08:07 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 25, 2015 08:07 PM (BHl9S)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 25, 2015 08:01 PM (mcIvU)
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I'm sure if Bebe were here she would recommend a bustier. What say the 'rons?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 08:07 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Root Doctor at December 25, 2015 08:07 PM (PFT5l)
I thought you had mentioned a day or so ago that you work at a church. Do you do security for them? I hope it's o.k. to ask that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2015 07:53 PM (qES5k)
Of course it's ok. Yes, I work security at our church. It's a 150 acre facility, not your average church on the corner, so we're here 24/7.
Posted by: Blano at December 25, 2015 08:09 PM (heN73)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2015 08:10 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 25, 2015 08:11 PM (Uq+Ha)
http://tinyurl.com/z8rcy8r
(don't worry it is SFW)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 25, 2015 08:12 PM (uZNvH)
I was sort of kidding. I haven't really had to drink for decades-when I was younger. I find that as I get older I can't tolerate alcohol very well, so two cups of wine is quite enough.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2015 08:12 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Steve Harvey at December 25, 2015 08:13 PM (qNZ3I)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 25, 2015 08:01 PM (mcIvU)
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I'm sure if Bebe were here she would recommend a bustier. What say the 'rons?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 08:07 PM (jR7Wy)
I'm no fashion bug, but offhand I'd say white blouse with an extra button or two undone, tucked in to show off the hips and legs, and boots.
Posted by: Blano at December 25, 2015 08:13 PM (heN73)
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Many years ago, thirty-eight to be exact, my sister was engaged to a guy. She dumped him and married another guy who was older than her and divorced from his first wife. About a year ago, he had a lung transplant that never really took and he died a few weeks ago. For the last year, my mother has been fit to be tied. She hated it that my sister had to devote so much time to her ailing husband and made no bones about her belief that it was time for him to, uh, move on. Even after his death she is on about how we should never have had to go through this because my sister should have married # 1 fiance.
So a mere 38 year relationship don't mean shit.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 25, 2015 08:14 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Root Doctor at December 25, 2015 08:07 PM (PFT5l)
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It's hell riding a Harley after a bender.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 25, 2015 08:16 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 25, 2015 08:16 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, brimming with Christmas spirit at December 25, 2015 08:18 PM (+c55T)
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