A Brief Comparison of the Establishment's and Base's View of the GOP Hierarchy

What the Base thinks the GOP Hierarchy is:

1. The Establishment
2. Insiders and Major Donors
3. Lobbyists and Corporate Interests
4. The Base Voters

What the Establishment knows the GOP Hierarchy is:

1. The Establishment
2. Insiders and Major Donors
3. Lobbyists and Corporate Interests
4. Saudi Princes Loaded With Hookers and Blow
5. Illegal immigrant children
6. The parents of illegal immigrant children
7. Cousins of the parents illegal immigrant children
8. The pot dealer of the cousins of the parents of illegal immigrant children
9. The Corn Lobby
10. The Corn farmers
11. The corn. The actual stalks of fucking corn
12. The Ex-Im Bank
13. The Bank of America
14. Citibank
15. Banksy
16. Right-leaning Independent voters
17. Left-leaning Independent voters
18. "Our Democratic Friends across the aisle"
19. That wayward lad who shot Reagan who seems "persuadable"
20. People who haven't voted for a Republican since 1960
21. People who are barred from voting Republican because they were convicted of a felony
22. People who are barred from voting Republican because they were convicted of a felony and are also foreigners and also dead
23. Mohammad Atta
24. Other foreign terrorists
25. The illegal immigrant children of foreign terrorists
26. A stalk of corn once touched by the illegal immigrant children of foreign terrorists

and finally:

27. The base, aka "The Garbage People Who Embarrass Us So"

You see, it's all a difficult political balancing act.

Posted by: Ace at 03:24 PM

Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Farmer at December 16, 2015 03:25 PM (o/90i)

2 Secondish?

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 16, 2015 03:25 PM (bpn7O)

3 I wish I was a corn stalk. Maybe then they'd listen a little.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at December 16, 2015 03:26 PM (mg38y)

4 Wow, and I even read the post.
Is Charles Mason supposed to be Manson?

Posted by: Farmer at December 16, 2015 03:26 PM (o/90i)

5 Are the Clinton's lumped in with # 18 or should they have their own status?

Posted by: SH at December 16, 2015 03:26 PM (gmeXX)

6 I did not see a category for "Shills"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2015 03:26 PM (DUoqb)

7 4. Saudi Princes Loaded With Hookers and Blow

NTTAWWT

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:26 PM (AkOaV)

8 Like a fucking hammer, ace.

Love you, man.

Posted by: Max Power at December 16, 2015 03:26 PM (q177U)

9 So, we have one party that wants to destroy the nation and enslave its people and another that wants to make a buck off of it.

Okay.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:27 PM (uRmWf)

10 Where's the Media?

Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:27 PM (9221z)

11 The base, aka "The Garbage People"
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Totally not true. We call y'all la gente de basura

Posted by: Jeb Bush at December 16, 2015 03:27 PM (X7E8f)

12 You forgot to include the legacy media. The GOPe accepts them as having a legitimate place at the kingmaking table.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 16, 2015 03:27 PM (bpn7O)

13 Is Charles Mason supposed to be Manson?
Posted by: Farmer at December 16, 2015 03:26 PM (o/90i)

I think he's referring to the guy who invented the Mason jar.

Or maybe George Mason's lesser known brother.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:28 PM (AkOaV)

14 Is that supposed to be Charles Manson?

Posted by: Abby Normal at December 16, 2015 03:28 PM (O4xMo)

15 Arguing with some strangers on FB who think unisexual bathrooms are the bomb. I said "yeah growing up that is what I wanted to take a crap next to a girl I was wooing". And they said I had a problem? They must have freaky sex

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2015 03:28 PM (DUoqb)

16 In a manly, way.

Posted by: Max Power at December 16, 2015 03:28 PM (q177U)

17 A classy, manly way.

Posted by: Max Power at December 16, 2015 03:28 PM (q177U)

18 That's right beeyatches, Jeb's my boy....

Err, actually I have no idea what you are talking about.

Posted by: Charles Mason, insurance salesman from Kansas City at December 16, 2015 03:28 PM (X7E8f)

19 ...and now the mason jar guy is gone from the list all together.

Memory holed.

Typical.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:29 PM (AkOaV)

20 Charles Mason of the Mason Dixon Line? Does that mean Dixon is #25?

Posted by: SH at December 16, 2015 03:29 PM (gmeXX)

21 Not a sexy way.

Posted by: Max Power at December 16, 2015 03:29 PM (q177U)

22 Judge issues gag order?

What kind of crap is that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2015 03:30 PM (DUoqb)

23 24. "The Garbage People that embarrass us but whom we lie to every election to get their votes." There, fixed it.

Posted by: Abby Normal at December 16, 2015 03:30 PM (O4xMo)

24 Jeremiah Dixon unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:30 PM (AkOaV)

25
Nothing at Puffington on the Freddy Gray mistrial. Weird.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:30 PM (uRmWf)

26 Email that one to Ryan and The Turtle.

"Sincerely and go fuck yourselves,

The Base"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2015 03:30 PM (8ZskC)

27 People who are barred from voting Republican because they were convicted of a felony and are also foreigners and also dead
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For the record, I've voted in every election since 1960. In fact, generally multiple times per election.

Posted by: John Smith, British War Vet that died of a heart attack in 1958 at December 16, 2015 03:30 PM (X7E8f)

28 I identify as a stalk of corn.

Posted by: maizesexual at December 16, 2015 03:30 PM (2WoCi)

29 Donna Dixon is #25?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 16, 2015 03:30 PM (/FOB4)

30 salty post right here, I like it

Posted by: brak at December 16, 2015 03:31 PM (xwPSp)

31 18. "Our Democratic Friends across the aisle"
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I'm pretty sure they rank higher than that.

Posted by: Methos at December 16, 2015 03:31 PM (ZbV+0)

32 Not fair you slipped this in when I wasn't looking

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2015 03:31 PM (k0xxN)

33 After today's giveaway to my party and our articulate first black president, do you miss me yet?

Posted by: Harry Reid, Accused Pederast at December 16, 2015 03:31 PM (AhyHb)

34

24. Victims of Incipient Anti-muslim Backlash

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2015 03:31 PM (8ZskC)

35 For the record, I am a severe garbage person. Why I love to roll in the mud and trash just like you guys do! Something twice before I get out of the house!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at December 16, 2015 03:31 PM (X7E8f)

36 Burn, baby burn!

Posted by: Baltimore at December 16, 2015 03:31 PM (LYCUN)

37 Where's big sugar too?

Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:31 PM (9221z)

38 This is the GOP's great chain of being.

Posted by: SH at December 16, 2015 03:32 PM (gmeXX)

39 37 Where's big sugar too?
Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:31 PM (9221z)

In Florida, bribing Rubio.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:32 PM (AkOaV)

40 Can I get to #11 by identifying as stalk of corn?

Posted by: LJim at December 16, 2015 03:32 PM (XMDuf)

41 37 Where's big sugar too?
Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:31 PM (9221z)

And big Adelson, big Murdoch, big Langone . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:32 PM (uRmWf)

42 Hey, where are Syrian refuges on that list?

Posted by: Some SB religious scholars at December 16, 2015 03:33 PM (X7E8f)

43 I said "yeah growing up that is what I wanted to take a crap next to a girl I was wooing". And they said I had a problem? They must have freaky sex
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I once heard someone say that you know the honeymoon is over when you are sitting on the toilet and your wife comes in and brushes her teeth.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 16, 2015 03:33 PM (FkBIv)

44 Hey! stealth edits on the list!

Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:33 PM (9221z)

45 Hmmmm.

Shucks. I'm pretty sure the actual stalks of fucking corn comes before the corn farmers.

And I agree with Iblis, Big Sugar should be on there.

And where the fuck is the Chamber of Commerce? Lurking in the shadows?

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 16, 2015 03:33 PM (mf5HN)

46 Suck it, Ex-Im Bank.

Posted by: Actual stalks of fucking corn at December 16, 2015 03:33 PM (0d7v8)

47 You all clingin to your old party views.

Posted by: King Shit Midas at December 16, 2015 03:33 PM (AhyHb)

48 And where the fuck is the Chamber of Commerce? Lurking in the shadows?
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Only the JEB knows what darkness lurks in the hearts of men!

Posted by: Chamber of Commerce at December 16, 2015 03:34 PM (X7E8f)

49 Big Sugar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U6aNnMqmgc

Posted by: not Gordie Johnson at December 16, 2015 03:34 PM (2WoCi)

50 This is not who we are.

Posted by: Speaker Ryan at December 16, 2015 03:34 PM (LYCUN)

51 And where the fuck is the Chamber of Commerce? Lurking in the shadows?

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See #2 and #3.

Posted by: SH at December 16, 2015 03:34 PM (gmeXX)

52 I thought John Hinckley was a Libertarian.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 16, 2015 03:34 PM (dFi94)

53 quite amusing top post.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 16, 2015 03:34 PM (MbrzC)

54 where are the bloggers?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 16, 2015 03:34 PM (LWu6U)

55 Where's big sugar too?

Posted by: Iblis

Hiding amongst the corn.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 16, 2015 03:34 PM (9YDUz)

56 And where the fuck is the Chamber of Commerce? Lurking in the shadows?
Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 16, 2015 03:33 PM (mf5HN)

I thought they're covered by "the establishment"
But I could see them getting their own line.

Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:35 PM (9221z)

57 Where I be at?

Posted by: DDindo Nuffins at December 16, 2015 03:35 PM (AhyHb)

58 Damnit - not even in the top fiddy. Really no point in contributing, at all.

Posted by: Weasel at December 16, 2015 03:35 PM (6xtq3)

59 Well, can't deny the 'garbage base' are staging a revolt this election. Remains to be seen who will win, us or them.

Posted by: IC at December 16, 2015 03:35 PM (a0IVu)

60 #28 - people who are actually pro-life as opposed to those who claim to be pro-life in order to troll for votes.

Posted by: SH at December 16, 2015 03:35 PM (gmeXX)

61 So is Banksy the most conservative member of the list?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 16, 2015 03:35 PM (X7E8f)

62 See #2 and #3.
Posted by: SH at December 16, 2015 03:34 PM (gmeXX)

True but if actual fucking stalks of corn get their own entry, so should the Chamber.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 16, 2015 03:36 PM (mf5HN)

63
Lindsey Graham wants to lock up the Caitlin Jenner vote.
With his mouth.

Posted by: Bold Plans at December 16, 2015 03:36 PM (q4hvt)

64 Glad I waited to go Christmas looting...er...shopping.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society - Brian/Sir Robin 2016 at December 16, 2015 03:36 PM (AJeMv)

65 4. Saudi Princes Loaded With Hookers and Blow
----------------------

So if I donate a shit load of $$$ to Rubio and Bush, I get to hang with #4?
I mean I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 16, 2015 03:36 PM (voOPb)

66 Well Ace, at least we're up from #28 last year. Mostly because they lumped pond scum in with "Our Democratic Friends Across The Aisle" into a single category.

I see that as progress.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 16, 2015 03:36 PM (NeFrd)

67 60 #28 - people who are actually pro-life as opposed to those who claim to be pro-life in order to troll for votes.
Posted by: SH at December 16, 2015 03:35 PM (gmeXX)

Dude, pro-lifers are at "Infinity +1" on this list

Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:36 PM (9221z)

68 So I can jump up 18 spots if I shove a corn cob up my ass?

Posted by: Fritz at December 16, 2015 03:36 PM (UzPAd)

69 Military Industrial Complex should probably be inserted between 2 and 3.

Posted by: SH at December 16, 2015 03:36 PM (gmeXX)

70
OT:

BREAKING: ISIS smuggled sarin gas through Turkey. Terrorists captured with poison gas in Switzerland.

Hat tip Gateway Pundit

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:36 PM (uRmWf)

71 This is so good, Ace. And so true

Posted by: L, Elle at December 16, 2015 03:36 PM (2x3L+)

72 24. Other foreign terrorists
___
We prefer "People of Terror"

Posted by: Other foreign terrorists at December 16, 2015 03:37 PM (X7E8f)

73 So is Banksy the most conservative member of the list?
Posted by: 18-1

Severely conservative.

Posted by: Carlton Banksy at December 16, 2015 03:37 PM (/FOB4)

74 63
Lindsey Graham wants to lock up the Caitlin Jenner vote.
With his mouth.
Posted by: Bold Plans at December 16, 2015 03:36 PM (q4hvt)

Did you see him about to blubber last night? He reminded me of my teenage daughters at that time of the month.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 16, 2015 03:37 PM (voOPb)

75 >>So I can jump up 18 spots if I shove a corn cob up my ass?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 16, 2015 03:37 PM (/tuJf)

76 Wait. How does corn get so much influence?

Posted by: Millet at December 16, 2015 03:37 PM (8ZskC)

77 Where's the Green Lobby?

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 16, 2015 03:37 PM (f7rv6)

78 68 So I can jump up 18 spots if I shove a corn cob up my ass?
Posted by: Fritz at December 16, 2015 03:36 PM (UzPAd)

No, but Harry Reid will be giving you a call real soon.

Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:37 PM (9221z)

79 I think you're missing Al Greco, Al Fresco, Al Pacino, and Al Acarte.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 16, 2015 03:37 PM (dnQ1L)

80

We are the garbage people
We are the garbage people
You're the garbage people too
Found a way to get to you...

Posted by: GOPe, only in it for the money at December 16, 2015 03:38 PM (FkBIv)

81 Refugees captured with poison gas in Switzerland.

FTFY...h8ter!

Posted by: Some Liberal at December 16, 2015 03:38 PM (X7E8f)

82 I shudder to think of where we fall on that list, but I'm sure it's below

Whale Shit

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 16, 2015 03:38 PM (gyKtp)

83
BREAKING: ISIS smuggled sarin gas through Turkey. Terrorists captured with poison gas in Switzerland.

Hat tip Gateway Pundit
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:36 PM (uRmWf)

well, well, well.

Maybe Assad was telling the truth then when he said it was the "rebels" using Sarin gas on civilians and not him.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:38 PM (AkOaV)

84 to be fair, I'm embarrassed by Reince Priebus, so I guess it all works out

Posted by: Pep at December 16, 2015 03:38 PM (0WYd1)

85 I bow to your insightfulness.

Posted by: dogfish at December 16, 2015 03:38 PM (0O2Lr)

86
And yet, Trump is stupid and Cruz is a maniac. Got it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:38 PM (uRmWf)

87 At least both fiscal conservatives and social conservatives are at the end of the list.

Posted by: SH at December 16, 2015 03:38 PM (gmeXX)

88 "There is no Establishment!"
- people who draw their pay checks from politics; whose friends and families work in politics or the bureaucracy or media; and/or who have a Senator, Governor, orMSMer on speed dial

Posted by: Y-not at December 16, 2015 03:38 PM (tbq1U)

89 I guess my honeymoon is still on because neither the spouse or I have decided to brush our teeth while the other one is on the toilet. I would have thought a honeymoon would have more romantic but there you go. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2015 03:39 PM (No/ki)

90 76 Wait. How does corn get so much influence?

Posted by: Millet at December 16, 2015 03:37 PM (8ZskC)

Because the first Primary is in Iowa, a Corn State.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 16, 2015 03:39 PM (f7rv6)

91 I've never heard anything about Charles Mason. Is he an ACORN fund-raiser?

Posted by: charlie gibson at December 16, 2015 03:39 PM (DLIIY)

92 1st and 2nd entries on the second list needs to trade places, Ace.

Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at December 16, 2015 03:39 PM (3ZtZW)

93 Forget it Jack, it's Corntown.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 16, 2015 03:39 PM (/FOB4)

94 Just what am I, birdseed?

Posted by: Millet at December 16, 2015 03:39 PM (8ZskC)

95 82 I shudder to think of where we fall on that list, but I'm sure it's below

Whale Shit
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 16, 2015 03:38 PM (gyKtp)

Whale shit is the base for perfume. Ambergris. Or is that whale vomit?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:39 PM (uRmWf)

96 Maybe Assad was telling the truth then when he said it was the "rebels" using Sarin gas on civilians and not him.
***
Didn't I read a few months back that ISIS captured the depo where Saddam's chemical weapons were housed? The ones Bush lied about of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 16, 2015 03:39 PM (X7E8f)

97 We need a common sense national discussion on the Constitutional right of radical islamic terrorists to have poison gas in Switzerland.

Posted by: Weasel at December 16, 2015 03:39 PM (6xtq3)

98 https://www.rt.com/news/326084-erdem-rt-interview-treason/

WTF?

Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:39 PM (9221z)

99 9. The Corn Lobby

10. Large corporate corn farmers

11. Actual corn. Actual stalks of fucking corn

Was mid-sneeze as I read this. You think reading the HQ while sipping a Coke is bad.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 16, 2015 03:39 PM (4df7R)

100
Where's big corn hole?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:40 PM (uRmWf)

101 I wonder if I could raise my numbers in Iowa with a stalk of corn in my ass?

Posted by: Lindsey G. at December 16, 2015 03:40 PM (LYCUN)

102 So I can jump up 18 spots if I shove a corn cob up my ass?

Posted by: Fritz

Yes, and you also get free admission to the Iowa State fair.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 16, 2015 03:40 PM (9YDUz)

103 Are you threatening me?

Posted by: The Great Cornholio at December 16, 2015 03:40 PM (vsbNu)

104 Where's big corn hole?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Twerking our way to the White House, baby!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at December 16, 2015 03:41 PM (/FOB4)

105 Where's big corn hole?

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See #27.

Posted by: SH at December 16, 2015 03:41 PM (gmeXX)

106 Am I the only one that gets the guy who shot Reagan and the guy who shot Lennon confused?

Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2015 03:41 PM (qUNWi)

107 >>> I wish I was a corn stalk. Maybe then they'd listen a little.

Eet is not as seemple as eet looks, my fren'

Posted by: El Seed at December 16, 2015 03:41 PM (3ZtZW)

108 Whale shit is the base for perfume. Ambergris. Or is that whale vomit?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:39 PM (uRmWf)

Ambergris is whale vomit.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 16, 2015 03:41 PM (mf5HN)

109 27. "The base, aka "The Garbage People Who Embarrass Us"

Are there different levels of "Garbage People" or are you now assuming the same characteristics of Sarah Palin?

Posted by: jwest at December 16, 2015 03:41 PM (Zs4uk)

110 OT:

BREAKING: ISIS smuggled sarin gas through Turkey. Terrorists captured with poison gas in Switzerland.

Hat tip Gateway Pundit
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

_______________________________________________

Probably some sort of home-grown lone wolf...

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at December 16, 2015 03:41 PM (eEBON)

111 Ace, at the very bottom of the chart you left off "Toothless hillbillies who shoot big guns to compensate for their tiny inbred penises, impotent from meth addiction and moonshine."

Posted by: zombie at December 16, 2015 03:42 PM (jBuUi)

112 One of the funniest, sad yet true pieces Ace has written in awhile.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 16, 2015 03:42 PM (voOPb)

113 Televangelists should be on there somewhere.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 16, 2015 03:42 PM (4ErVI)

114 "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag and begin shucking corn."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 16, 2015 03:42 PM (NeFrd)

115 Once again Ace reminds us why the fuck we're here.

Bravo.

Posted by: JEM at December 16, 2015 03:42 PM (o+SC1)

116 Didn't I read a few months back that ISIS captured the depo where Saddam's chemical weapons were housed? The ones Bush lied about of course.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 16, 2015 03:39 PM (X7E8f)

according to this member of turkish parliament, the sarin gas came from Europe, went through Turkey with the governments knowledge, and ended up in the hands of "moderate rebels" Al Qaeda in Iraq.

Then, a few months later, someone Sarin gassed civilians and the US and Europe were quick to blame Assad. Who has said from the beginning that he had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (AkOaV)

117 So, wait. You're saying that committed Christians and Jews are NOT part of the high-ranking base? Is that what you're saying" Because if that's what you're saying, I've wasted at least ten, twelve bucks on campaign contributions.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (dFi94)

118 I suppose we do outrank Cthulhu poop, so, we have that going for us.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (vDrAx)

119 111 Ace, at the very bottom of the chart you left off "Toothless hillbillies who shoot big guns to compensate for their tiny inbred penises, impotent from meth addiction and moonshine."
Posted by: zombie at December 16, 2015 03:42 PM (jBuUi

Its spelled garbage.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (voOPb)

120 111 Ace, at the very bottom of the chart you left off "Toothless hillbillies who shoot big guns to compensate for their tiny inbred penises, impotent from meth addiction and moonshine."
Posted by: zombie at December 16, 2015 03:42 PM (jBuUi)

Isn't that 18?

Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (9221z)

121 Iowa farmers just love them those corn ethanol subsidies.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (bpn7O)

122 Garbage pail kids.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (FkBIv)

123 Goats!...You left out Goats!...Goats belong somewhere BEFORE number 27.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (3ZttN)

124 I mean I almost feel like that's Alex Jones territory to think that our allies set up the whole sarin gas thing as a false flag operation to give an excuse to say "assad must go."

...And yet...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (AkOaV)

125 106 Am I the only one that gets the guy who shot Reagan and the guy who shot Lennon confused?
Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2015 03:41 PM (qUNWi)

My friend's dad at the time used to malaprop the news broadcast as "the Hinkley Brinkley Report."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (uRmWf)

126 So I can jump up 18 spots if I shove a corn cob up my ass?

Wrecked him, damn near blogged him.

Posted by: DaveA at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (DL2i+)

127 the list omits Hispanics who would vote GOP if the party were for open borders, and Blacks who would vote GOP if the party supported affirmative action, civilians review boards and replacing Norm MacDonald with Al Sharpton in those KFC commercials.

Posted by: Satan back on the job at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (qSIlh)

128 Dear "GOP base"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUm7DEC_lls

NSFW!

Posted by: Corn at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (vBeA5)

129 I think Presnit TFG should be in there somewhere after Lobbyists.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 16, 2015 03:44 PM (OZmbA)

130 Am I the only one that gets the guy who shot Reagan and the guy who shot Lennon confused?

Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2015 03:41 PM (qUNWi)
===========================================

Yes.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 16, 2015 03:44 PM (dFi94)

131
I noticed that Jooz are not on that list. Hmm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:44 PM (uRmWf)

132 Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Heh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 16, 2015 03:44 PM (LA7Cm)

133 We call it Maize.

Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2015 03:44 PM (qUNWi)

134 My favorite was Banksy

Posted by: L, Elle at December 16, 2015 03:44 PM (2x3L+)

135 "Maybe Assad was telling the truth then when he said it was the "rebels" using Sarin gas on civilians and not him.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:38 PM (AkOaV) "
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I always said that one of those two attacks seemed far more 'rebel on rebel or false flag' then Assad's doing, but what difference at this point would it make.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 16, 2015 03:44 PM (MbrzC)

136 BBBUUUTTTT they are so much different than the dems! Oh, well except for immigration, spending, net neutrality, global warming funds, and errr, ummm. Wait, wut?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 16, 2015 03:44 PM (btH0m)

137 Am I the only one that gets the guy who shot Reagan and the guy who shot Lennon confused?

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You never get confused with who shot Kennedy ... the city of Dallas, the state of Texas, really the whole South.

Posted by: SH at December 16, 2015 03:45 PM (gmeXX)

138 I'd believe they lied or were just too fucking stupid to know who actually used the sarin gas.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 16, 2015 03:45 PM (LYCUN)

139 I noticed that Jooz are not on that list. Hmm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Shape-shifting lizard JOOOOZ can take the shape of a stalk of corn.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 16, 2015 03:45 PM (/FOB4)

140
Mazola spelled backwards is Al Ozam. I thought Al Ozam was dead and GM was alive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:45 PM (uRmWf)

141 Ace, at the very bottom of the chart you left off "Toothless hillbillies who shoot big guns to compensate for their tiny inbred penises, impotent from meth addiction and moonshine."
Posted by: zombie at December 16, 2015 03:42 PM (jBuUi)

Isn't that 18?
Posted by: Iblis

Don't know about 18, but it sounds like Saturday night!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 16, 2015 03:45 PM (r1DzX)

142 "BREAKING: ISIS smuggled sarin gas through Turkey. Terrorists captured with poison gas in Switzerland. "

Kind of big effin' deal.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 16, 2015 03:45 PM (LA7Cm)

143 I noticed that Jooz are not on that list. Hmm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:44 PM (uRmWf)
==============================================

Oh, you're on a list, my friend. Just not THAT list.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 16, 2015 03:46 PM (dFi94)

144 re 116: "someone Sarin gassed civilians and the US and Europe were quick to blame Assad. Who has said from the beginning that he had nothing to do with it."

yeah, and I'll vouch for him.

Posted by: Satan back on the job at December 16, 2015 03:46 PM (qSIlh)

145 139 I noticed that Jooz are not on that list. Hmm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Shape-shifting lizard JOOOOZ can take the shape of a stalk of corn.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 16, 2015 03:45 PM (/FOB4)

Only on certain holidays like Shavuos and Lag Ba'Omer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:46 PM (uRmWf)

146 139 I noticed that Jooz are not on that list. Hmm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Shape-shifting lizard JOOOOZ can take the shape of a stalk of corn.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at December 16, 2015 03:45 PM (/FOB4)

And can also shapeshift in to 1,2, &3.

Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:46 PM (9221z)

147 This is a great and necessary post.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 16, 2015 03:46 PM (/Ae8h)

148 86
And yet, Trump is stupid and Cruz is a maniac. Got it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:38 PM (uRmWf
My first presidential vote was cast for RR in '80.

I held my nose in 2008 and was pushed to the ballot box.
I held my nose in 2012 and reluctantly walked to the ballot box.
2016 I vote for Cruz or the Trumpster. Or I vote 3rd party.

Cruz is conservative.
Trump is an invitation for SMOD.
F*ck the establishment.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 16, 2015 03:46 PM (voOPb)

149 I always said that one of those two attacks seemed far more 'rebel on rebel or false flag' then Assad's doing, but what difference at this point would it make.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 16, 2015 03:44 PM (MbrzC)

Er, the implications of a European government working with Turkey to smuggle sarin gas to ISIS (the artist formerly known has AQI) to kill civilians are...

kind of mind blowing when you think about it.

Like maybe Obamas "red line" was less accidental then we thought?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:46 PM (AkOaV)

150 They told me the jury was hung, and they was right.

Ballymore looks like our latest social justice campfire this evening.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 16, 2015 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

151 I'd believe they lied or were just too fucking stupid to know who actually used the sarin gas.

Achmed. Achmed! Smell this and tell me if it works!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 16, 2015 03:47 PM (r1DzX)

152 according to this member of turkish parliament, the sarin gas came from Europe, went through Turkey with the governments knowledge, and ended up in the hands of "moderate rebels" Al Qaeda in Iraq.

Be thankful it was moderate sarin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 16, 2015 03:47 PM (FkBIv)

153 Collectively, however, your acceptance of That Thing In Your Mouth is #4 on the acceptances list. Vitally important. An Abundance of Caution to Avoid Backlash is #3.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 16, 2015 03:47 PM (HtLSE)

154 I knew that Banksy ranked higher with the GOP!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 16, 2015 03:47 PM (39g3+)

155 ISIS Switzerland

Terrorists have been sued by Showtime, Inc for copyright theft to the plot of this season of Homeland.
Terrorist's claim defense that they were transiting different countries so that it was not a direct ripoff and fair use!

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 16, 2015 03:47 PM (MbrzC)

156 BOOM! (Slams down Guiness on the bar.)

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!

Ace is en fuego today.
And we LIKE it that way!

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at December 16, 2015 03:47 PM (1M/xn)

157 and another
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads
/2015/12/funny-pictures-245.jpg

Posted by: DaveA at December 16, 2015 03:47 PM (DL2i+)

158 143 Oh, you're on a list, my friend. Just not THAT list.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 16, 2015 03:46 PM (dFi94)

I'm touched. No, really!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:47 PM (uRmWf)

159 "Am I the only one that gets the guy who shot Reagan and the guy who shot Lennon confused?"

Lee Hinkley Booth.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 16, 2015 03:47 PM (LA7Cm)

160 This is a great and necessary post.

And Ace is a great American.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at December 16, 2015 03:47 PM (8ZskC)

161 And this is why we keep coming back here to this wretched hive of scum and villainy

Posted by: L, Elle at December 16, 2015 03:48 PM (2x3L+)

162 Why the hell is Turkey allowing any transit of any goods into Syria while there's a war on?

Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:48 PM (9221z)

163 138 I'd believe they lied or were just too fucking stupid to know who actually used the sarin gas.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 16, 2015 03:45 PM (LYCUN)

this turkish parliamentarian is strongly hinting that a european government supplied the ingredients for the sarin gas to AQI on purpose.

The turkish government knew it was going through their country on trucks, and let it. They had audio and visual recordings of it all happening, but did not charge the people involved.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:48 PM (AkOaV)

164 Brilliant, Ace!

Posted by: Carol at December 16, 2015 03:48 PM (sj3Ax)

165 Spot on !

Posted by: Jackson at December 16, 2015 03:49 PM (jL0i/)

166 148 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 16, 2015 03:46 PM (voOPb)

'zackly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:49 PM (uRmWf)

167 You... better not cry
you better not shout

Posted by: Satan back on the job at December 16, 2015 03:49 PM (qSIlh)

168 I like corn. Especially with butter. Sweet corn, boiled on the stove...mmm.

Sorry, what were we talking about?
The GOPe? Yeah, hate those guys.
I am officially no longer a Republican. I'm a Conservative, totally different beast.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 16, 2015 03:49 PM (3rnjd)

169 162 Why the hell is Turkey allowing any transit of any goods into Syria while there's a war on?
Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:48 PM (9221z)

Because they're our "in between" to work with the "moderate rebels" / sunni jihadists.

Turkey and KSA/ gulf states.

What I can't figure out is why we're essentially arming both sides of this war -- shias in baghdad and tehran, and sunnis in Syria.

I mean, I have some ideas, but...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:49 PM (AkOaV)

170 Remember Thad Cochran? The Democrat Base rates higher than we proles.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 16, 2015 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

171 John Schindler weighs in on the establishment vs. the base.

https://twitter.com/20committee/status/676501974850797568

Posted by: torquewrench at December 16, 2015 03:50 PM (noWW6)

172 Be thankful it was moderate sarin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 16, 2015 03:47 PM (FkBIv)

or semi-automatic-rapey-tatical sarin.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 16, 2015 03:50 PM (MbrzC)

173 162 Why the hell is Turkey allowing any transit of any goods into Syria while there's a war on?
Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:48 PM (9221z)

**Sweden and Switzerland shift their gaze down**

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:50 PM (uRmWf)

174 Turns out when we thought the GOP was pro-military what they really meant was that they liked kernels.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 16, 2015 03:50 PM (NeFrd)

175 re 167: rats, hit the enter key too quick

You... better not cry
you better not shout
you better not pout
I'm telling you why -
Santa Claus is dead.

(Smothers Brothers, c 1966)

Posted by: Satan back on the job at December 16, 2015 03:50 PM (qSIlh)

176 And this is why we keep coming back here to this wretched hive of scum and villainy
Posted by: L, Elle at December 16, 2015 03:48 PM (2x3L+)

That and the "accidental" posting of lesbian porn.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 16, 2015 03:50 PM (mf5HN)

177 Breaking: Mistrial declared in Freddie Grey case. Will have to do a do-over. I recommend it be held somewhere else.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 16, 2015 03:51 PM (t2KH5)

178 How about the NYC/DC media they please, please, pretty please want to like them - where do they fit in?

Above the Base, obviously.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 16, 2015 03:51 PM (NOIQH)

179 And while you've been screwing that old GOPe bag, we've been eating hot-buttered corn-on-the-cob!

Posted by: just the punchline at December 16, 2015 03:51 PM (DLIIY)

180 What I can't figure out is why we're essentially arming both sides of this war -- shias in baghdad and tehran, and sunnis in Syria.

I mean, I have some ideas, but...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:49 PM (AkOaV)

Well I understood backing both Iraq and Iran in their war and hoping both sides lose. But I don't think Barry and ValJar think that way.

Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:51 PM (9221z)

181 133 We call it Maize.
Posted by: eleven

You left off the key first half of the sentence:

"Hthhhisss is corn -- we call it maize."

Posted by: zombie at December 16, 2015 03:51 PM (jBuUi)

182 My favorite was Banksy
Posted by: L, Elle at December 16, 2015 03:44 PM (2x3L+)

I feel like 'people who know who banksy is' should maybe have been next on the list...

Posted by: Lea at December 16, 2015 03:51 PM (lIU4e)

183 174 Turns out when we thought the GOP was pro-military what they really meant was that they liked kernels.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 16, 2015 03:50 PM (NeFrd)

You want Colonels
You'd settle for Kernels
You'll get Comrade Colonel Sanders

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:52 PM (uRmWf)

184 OT - Did Christie say last night he would shoot down a Russian jet?

Posted by: SH at December 16, 2015 03:52 PM (gmeXX)

185
GOPe agrees 1000% with Harry Reid that DC has too many smelly tourists.

Posted by: Pepe Le Pew at December 16, 2015 03:52 PM (q4hvt)

186 9. The Corn Lobby

10. Large corporate corn farmers

11. Actual corn. Actual stalks of fucking corn

SOON

Posted by: Big Rapeseed at December 16, 2015 03:52 PM (9krrF)

187 Well I understood backing both Iraq and Iran in their war and hoping both sides lose. But I don't think Barry and ValJar think that way.
Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:51 PM (9221z)

...I don't think that's their strategy...

Maybe though. But we could just as easily arm neither side and hope both sides lose.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:52 PM (AkOaV)

188 I got Banksy on speed dial.

Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2015 03:53 PM (qUNWi)

189 Actual stalks of fucking corn

I laughed actual out loud on that one.

Good post ace.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 16, 2015 03:53 PM (ODxAs)

190 184 OT - Did Christie say last night he would shoot down a Russian jet?
Posted by: SH at December 16, 2015 03:52 PM (gmeXX)

yes, yes he did.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:53 PM (AkOaV)

191 there's a reason why the residents are called Baltimorons. But not in a good way.

Posted by: Satan back on the job at December 16, 2015 03:53 PM (qSIlh)

192 Breaking: Mistrial declared in Freddie Grey case. Will have to do a do-over. I recommend it be held somewhere else.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 16, 2015 03:51 PM (t2KH5)

Not a snow ball's chance in hell...they want this case rammed thru in Baltimore and damn Justice

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2015 03:53 PM (DUoqb)

193
Okay, off to feed the yowling kittehs.

BBS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2015 03:53 PM (uRmWf)

194 OT - Did Christie say last night he would shoot down a Russian jet?
Posted by: SH

No. I said I'd take down a ruben smothered in Russian dressing. Mmmmmmm.

Posted by: Krispy Kreme Christie at December 16, 2015 03:53 PM (/FOB4)

195 Well I understood backing both Iraq and Iran in their war and hoping both sides lose. But I don't think Barry and ValJar think that way.
Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:51 PM (9221z)

oh and baghdad and tehran are allies in this war.

Saddam was sunni. His replacements are shia.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:54 PM (AkOaV)

196 Look at Paul Ryan's shoes. They have tassels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2015 03:54 PM (8ZskC)

197 What, no respect for offshore gambling operations?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 16, 2015 03:54 PM (TOk1P)

198 re 190: you know, I thought I heard that somewhere, maybe a replay this morning, maybe that show with Marie Bartiromerolla.

Posted by: Satan back on the job at December 16, 2015 03:54 PM (qSIlh)

199 SOON

wat?

Posted by: Big Ambergris at December 16, 2015 03:54 PM (qUNWi)

200 Breaking: Mistrial declared in Freddie Grey case.

So only light-to-moderate rioting ...

Posted by: Action News Unrest Forecast at December 16, 2015 03:54 PM (2WoCi)

201 150 They told me the jury was hung, and they was right.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

Wolf Blitzer: "The jury is hung!"

Anderson Cooper: "Oh Wolfie, now I feel all tingly inside!"

Posted by: zombie at December 16, 2015 03:54 PM (jBuUi)

202 Slightly OT but it is rather ironic that earlier this year, Jeb or Rubio the establishment men du jour were perceived as shoo-ins for the nomination and yet here we are, heading into 2016 and these two are flinging shit around like deranged monkeys.

Posted by: IC at December 16, 2015 03:55 PM (a0IVu)

203 Then, a few months later, someone Sarin gassed civilians and the US and Europe were quick to blame Assad. Who has said from the beginning that he had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (AkOaV)
---
Russia also backed him on that particular time, there report was far more detailed then the UN generic report on the matter, ie they actually seemed to investigate instead of just talking to some people. Everyone said Russia was just covering for him... but of the two cases, that one in particular really didn't make sense for Assad, it seemed more like Jihadi false flag or just a jihadi clusterfuck they decided to blame on Assad.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 16, 2015 03:55 PM (MbrzC)

204 Maybe though. But we could just as easily arm neither side and hope both sides lose.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:52 PM (AkOaV)

Yeah, but at least in the first place we were making a profit[/] off our enemies killing each other.

Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:55 PM (9221z)

205 Is CNN in crisis mode yet?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 16, 2015 03:55 PM (4ErVI)

206 Man, that new budget bill must have broken Ace.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 16, 2015 03:55 PM (F26eZ)

207 Breaking: Mistrial declared in Freddie Grey case.

So only light-to-moderate rioting ...
Posted by: Action News Unrest Forecast

They'll have a misriot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 16, 2015 03:55 PM (FkBIv)

208 re 190 again: ok, maybe he said he would shout down a Russian jet.

Posted by: Satan back on the job at December 16, 2015 03:56 PM (qSIlh)

209 Cliff notes version. This time, about your mouth, w PROMISE to let you know, I know, know we've said it before but SWEARSIES!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 16, 2015 03:56 PM (btH0m)

210 Look at Paul Ryan's shoes. They have tassels.

Posted by: Cicero

****

True. And if I'm not mistaken, that suit is made of silk.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 16, 2015 03:56 PM (NeFrd)

211 >>>>> I feel like 'people who know who banksy is' should maybe have been next on the list...
Posted by: Lea at December 16, 2015 03:51 PM (lIU4e)
---------
I don't know who Banksy actually is. Is that a real reference to something that I'm unaware of? I thought Ace was being cutesy. I just struck me as extremely funny.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 16, 2015 03:56 PM (O7kBk)

212 Why the hell is Turkey allowing any transit of any goods into Syria while there's a war on?

Because Erdogan supports ISIS' goals and ISIS pays well

Posted by: Methos at December 16, 2015 03:56 PM (ZbV+0)

213 it seemed more like Jihadi false flag or just a jihadi clusterfuck they decided to blame on Assad.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 16, 2015 03:55 PM (MbrzC)

Well, the inference here is that the west and turkey staged the whole thing using the jihadists as pawns, not necessarily that the jihadists came up with the idea.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:56 PM (AkOaV)

214 Then, a few months later, someone Sarin gassed civilians

Never mind. I mixed up Union Carbide in Bhopal.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 16, 2015 03:56 PM (r1DzX)

215 Breaking: Mistrial declared in Freddie Grey case.

It's like Black Friday all over again, but this time all the doorbusters are free.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2015 03:57 PM (8ZskC)

216 My favorite was Banksy

Posted by: L, Elle at December 16, 2015 03:44 PM (2x3L+)

I feel like 'people who know who banksy is' should maybe have been next on the list...

Posted by: Lea at December 16, 2015 03:51 PM (lIU4e)

I have no idea who/what Banksy is, and figured it was like Bitcoin.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 16, 2015 03:57 PM (TOk1P)

217
That was some budget. Planned Infantacide continued their streak. Nothing in there for me though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 16, 2015 03:57 PM (ODxAs)

218 Nobel Prize winner Malala Yousafzai condemned GOP presidential candidate Donald Trumps call to ban Muslims.

Breitbart

So says the girl who after getting shot in the head by these same muslims now lives in England and can not got back to pakistan?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2015 03:57 PM (DUoqb)

219 Because Erdogan supports ISIS' goals and ISIS pays well
Posted by: Methos at December 16, 2015 03:56 PM (ZbV+0)

or because that's what the west wants.

I mean I think it's getting harder and harder to avoid concluding that the US, Europe, and our Sunni allies funded / supported / helped ISIS from day one, back before they were a unified group called ISIS. Even though everyone knew who they were and what their intentions were.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:58 PM (AkOaV)

220 162 Why the hell is Turkey allowing any transit of any goods into Syria while there's a war on?

Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:48 PM (9221z)
---
$ $ $

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 16, 2015 03:58 PM (MbrzC)

221 I'd laugh, but I'm crying.

Posted by: mrshad at December 16, 2015 03:58 PM (C5V36)

222 I thought Christie said he was rushing to get a baguette.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 16, 2015 03:58 PM (NeFrd)

223 Banksy did that "clever" DismaLand" --- get it? Get it???!!! OMFGLOL, the *irony*!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 16, 2015 03:58 PM (NOIQH)

224 You guys are overthinking this.

Posted by: Big Ambergris at December 16, 2015 03:59 PM (qUNWi)

225 )
118 I suppose we do outrank Cthulhu poop, so, we have that going for us.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 16, 2015 03:43 PM (vDrAx)

That's only 'cause I'm a regular. Nyarlathotep poop is much higher up the list.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 16, 2015 03:59 PM (EzgxV)

226 I don't know who Banksy actually is. Is that a real
reference to something that I'm unaware of? I thought Ace was being
cutesy. I just struck me as extremely funny.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 16, 2015 03:56 PM (O7kBk)

It's a pretty good bet that it's supposed to be funny, so laugh anyway. That way people won't know we're squares for not knowing what Bansky is.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 16, 2015 03:59 PM (TOk1P)

227
I don't appreciatehow you use my people for certaindegenerate activities. I'm looking at you Jeb!

Posted by: Stalk of Corn at December 16, 2015 03:59 PM (tiZ4y)

228 Yeah, but at least in the first place we were making a profit[/] off our enemies killing each other.
Posted by: Iblis at December 16, 2015 03:55 PM (9221z)

I guess arms manufacturers are making a profit, but US taxpayers are ultimately the ones footing the bill for it all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:59 PM (AkOaV)

229
He may have missed the rich dude in monopoly, but the gop e probably thinks that's Trump.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 16, 2015 03:59 PM (ODxAs)

230 Everyone said Russia was just covering for him.
***
We may have reached the point where Russia is more trustworthy then the US...thanks for that fundamental change Barry!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 16, 2015 03:59 PM (X7E8f)

231 "Am I the only one that gets the guy who shot Reagan and the guy who shot Lennon confused?"

One of them was on the TV show Greatest American Hero

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 16, 2015 03:59 PM (493sH)

232 the 'people who know who banksy is" joke would have been a good idea.

Posted by: ace at December 16, 2015 03:59 PM (dciA+)

233 I mean I think it's getting harder and harder to avoid concluding that the US, Europe, and our Sunni allies funded / supported / helped ISIS from day one, back before they were a unified group called ISIS.

Anyone still trying to claim barky isn't a muzzie?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 16, 2015 03:59 PM (r1DzX)

234 Also higher than us in the pecking order: transgendered loligoth marmosets.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 16, 2015 04:00 PM (9krrF)

235 The turkish government knew it was going through their country on trucks, and let it. They had audio and visual recordings of it all happening, but did not charge the people involved.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 03:48 PM (AkOaV)

-----

I was totally totally not involved in any conversations about this with the Turkish minster and hour before I was killed.

Posted by: Chris Stevens at December 16, 2015 04:00 PM (MbrzC)

236 Who run Corn town?

Posted by: MasterBlaster of Corn town at December 16, 2015 04:00 PM (r9RuD)

237 186
9. The Corn Lobby

10. Large corporate corn farmers

11. Actual corn. Actual stalks of fucking corn

SOON

Posted by: Big Rapeseed at December 16, 2015 03:52 PM (9krrF)

Laughing. So. Hard.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 16, 2015 04:00 PM (4df7R)

238 I don't think they even count the base voters. They've said right out that they don't need them to win and they're not going to try.

It's pathetic but then so are they.

I might vote for only one office next year and that's only if they nominate someone I can vote for. That gives the GOPe 2 chances to get my vote for anything.

The rest I'll vote for one of the other candidates/party or not at all. Because they don't listen to me anyway.

You're turn GOPe. Tell me how you despise me and what I believe. Tell me "where are you going to go? Hillary?" and sneer about how mad us voters are when you lose.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 16, 2015 04:00 PM (Xo1Rt)

239 We may have reached the point where Russia is more trustworthy then the US...thanks for that fundamental change Barry!
Posted by: 18-1 at December 16, 2015 03:59 PM (X7E8f)

I wouldn't go that far. I don't think either government is particularly trustworthy.

But it sure is interesting seeing both sides of the coin as it were.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 04:00 PM (AkOaV)

240 Banksy's a graffiti guy. He has branched out into some real art though. Most of the time they're public works.

He's good. He built a melted looking phone booth and just dropped it off on a sidewalk in London. Think he's building a whole dystopian amusement park over there, too.

Though I still hate graffiti and graffiti artists.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 16, 2015 04:01 PM (F26eZ)

241 Nobel Prize winner Malala Yousafzai condemned GOP presidential candidate Donald Trumps call to ban Muslims.

Breitbart

So says the girl who after getting shot in the head by these same
muslims now lives in England and can not got back to pakistan?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2015 03:57 PM (DUoqb)

She was shot in the head? So what did she win a Nobel prize for? Probably not science, I'm guessing.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 16, 2015 04:01 PM (TOk1P)

242 >>So says the girl who after getting shot in the head by these same muslims now lives in England and can not got back to pakistan?

Forget it, there's no stopping for logic when it comes to the deep thoughts of a Nobel Peace Prize winner when condemning America or an American, or Israel. Just accept that America and Israel are always The Worst.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 16, 2015 04:01 PM (NOIQH)

243 They've said right out that they don't need them to win and they're not going to try.

-----------

Bush said that ... and well look where he is.

The GOP may not like the base, but they are not dumb (that dumb). They know they need the base. Unfortunately, it is often a one-way transaction.

Posted by: SH at December 16, 2015 04:02 PM (gmeXX)

244 We rank below Mohammad Atta?

Sounds right.

Posted by: MTF at December 16, 2015 04:02 PM (LISuA)

245 11-15 lol

Posted by: grandmalcaesar at December 16, 2015 04:02 PM (Cirob)

246 In sorting out this ISIS sarin thing, does it pay to follow the money? Erdogan is said to be buying oil from ISIS.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 16, 2015 04:02 PM (r1fLd)

247 She was shot in the head? So what did she win a Nobel prize for?

Ballistics?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 16, 2015 04:02 PM (r1DzX)

248 You can generally trust the Russians insofar as if they say they're going to do something, they're probably going to do it.

Not so TFG.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 16, 2015 04:03 PM (F26eZ)

249 Barksy is a Muslim?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 16, 2015 04:03 PM (FkBIv)

250 She was shot in the head? So what did she win a Nobel prize for? Probably not science, I'm guessing.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 16, 2015 04:01 PM (TOk1P)

For getting shot in the head

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2015 04:03 PM (DUoqb)

251 224 You guys are overthinking this.

Posted by: Big Ambergris at December 16, 2015 03:59 PM (qUNWi)
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Now that.. IS who we are!

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 16, 2015 04:03 PM (MbrzC)

252 Isn't her Nobel for saying girls should be allowed to go to school?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 16, 2015 04:04 PM (F26eZ)

253 >>So says the girl who after getting shot in the head by these same
muslims now lives in England and can not got back to pakistan?

You know who else is a Muslim? She is.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 16, 2015 04:04 PM (/tuJf)

254 She was shot in the head? So what did she win a Nobel prize for?

****

Phrenology?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 16, 2015 04:05 PM (NeFrd)

255 A Jew hatin' Muslim, too. IIRC.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 16, 2015 04:05 PM (F26eZ)

256 246 In sorting out this ISIS sarin thing, does it pay to follow the money? Erdogan is said to be buying oil from ISIS.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 16, 2015 04:02 PM (r1fLd)

Sounds like the gas just transitioned through Turkey. It originated in Europe.

Also, allegedly yes Turks are buying the ISIS oil.

But the US had not destroyed the infrastructure for the oil (tankers, wells, etc). Almost makes you think the US is allowing our NATO ally Turkey to do this.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 04:05 PM (AkOaV)

257 oh and nood

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 04:05 PM (AkOaV)

258 or because that's what the west wants.

I mean I think it's getting harder and harder to avoid concluding
that the US, Europe, and our Sunni allies funded / supported / helped
ISIS from day one, back before they were a unified group called ISIS.
Even though everyone knew who they were and what their intentions were.
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I don't dispute any of that is the case, only the causality as far as Turkey goes. I think Erdogan is pretty much doing his own thing.

Now everything you've said is a good explanation of why oil trucks were passing freely through Syria on their way to Turkey for a year before the Russians started plinking them.

Posted by: Methos at December 16, 2015 04:05 PM (ZbV+0)

259 250
She was shot in the head? So what did she win a Nobel prize for? Probably not science, I'm guessing.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 16, 2015 04:01 PM (TOk1P)

For getting shot in the head

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2015 04:03 PM (DUoqb)

For being a GIRL who was shot in the head for going to school, and then survived.
(Thanks to Western medicine and philanthropy)

But sure, Malala. Go ahead and call Trump his supporters the hateful ones.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 16, 2015 04:05 PM (4df7R)

260 Ace, in the pecking order, you forgot. Gum on the bottom of Paul Ryan's tasseled shoes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 16, 2015 04:05 PM (btH0m)

261 >> She was shot in the head? So what did she win a Nobel prize for?

Peace Prize.
Just like Al Gore and Yasser Arafat.

She's a victim-turned-activist for letting girls go to school. Which is not a problem in America, or any other Western country. It's only a problem in hell holes where the religion of "peace" is dominant.

So why do we have to listen to Malala's lectures on anything?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 16, 2015 04:06 PM (NOIQH)

262 The judge got what he wanted from that jury.

He refused many of their requests, effectively telling them what they could consider and what they could not.

So they effectively told him to go fcuk himself.

This guy Porter was the least guilty of them all. IMO

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 16, 2015 04:06 PM (Xo1Rt)

263 The base ranks just above the guy they send down into the coal mine to see if it's safe for the canaries.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 16, 2015 04:06 PM (NeFrd)

264 OT. Read that link in the sidebar about the "Skydeck" airline seats. Meh, I say. What's the most interesting thing that one is likely to see from an airliner? Barring Kate Upton doing a striptease in the bay window of a nearby UFO, it's going to be the ground, right? I mean, the sky, you can see it from the ground, without having to look through a plastic dome, smudged by the fingerprints of a dozen be-hijabbed airplane cleaners. But airplanes can give you, well, a bird's eye view of the ground.

Instead of spending several million dollars each to install these goofy bubbles on airliners, airlines would be better served to simply install one or more good quality video cameras in domes on the underside of their aircraft. Feed the camera output(s) to dedicated channels of the in-flight entertainment system, which is, get this, already there. I know I'd much sooner watch high-quality video of the Grand Canyon than some POS Hollywood movie that enriches already-wealthy Leftards.

And think of the graft opportunities for pilots, to make slow passes over nude beaches!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2015 04:07 PM (7MWCL)

265 27. The base, aka "The Garbage People Who Embarrass Us So"

I'm quite sure we rank a lot lower than that.

The base, otherwise known as, the unpeople of Jesus land and actual American citizens are around 6.75 billion slots lower.

That can be broken down also into the white people of unpeople Jesus land and white actual American citizens are the lowest caste, the untouchables. They must work, pay the bills and shut up.

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at December 16, 2015 04:09 PM (gi1qu)

266 "They must work, pay the bills and shut up."

Oh, and they must always play the burglar in burglar commercials and play the stupid people to the sassy female black judge/doctor or other sassy minority characters on sitcoms and dramas.

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at December 16, 2015 04:12 PM (gi1qu)

267 Almost makes you think the US is allowing our NATO ally Turkey to do this.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 16, 2015 04:05 PM (AkOaV)
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Which is more likely we knowingly didn't hit them (trucks or wells) because our alley didn't want us too...(or super concerned about drivers) or cause we some how didn't notice the wells or the several thousands of trucks running clear rat lines\routes up to Turkey on the regular?

Russia get's involved and one of the first things they do is start targeting those northern routes (though not he ones running west to assad areas)... then we start targeting those routes. Yeah the jig was up, and then it became game-on.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 16, 2015 04:13 PM (MbrzC)

268 You forgot the pot dealer of the cousins of the parents of illegal immigrant children. Ohterwise, it's a pretty comprehensive and accurate list.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 16, 2015 04:15 PM (iLoNX)

269 btw I feel we've been nood....and we have.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 16, 2015 04:15 PM (MbrzC)

270 158 143 Oh, you're on a list, my friend. Just not THAT list.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 16, 2015 03:46 PM (dFi94)

I'm touched. No, really!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16

Well, on Twitter I've been told I'm number 1 via hand signals

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 16, 2015 04:15 PM (voOPb)

271 Brand this and make it poster sized so I can put it on my wall!

Posted by: Creeping Totalitarianism at December 16, 2015 04:20 PM (4EdW+)

272 Fuckin' corn stalks!

Posted by: The Ex-Im Bank at December 16, 2015 04:22 PM (gi1qu)

273
"4. Saudi Princes Loaded With Hookers and Blow"

Well, I blow Saudi Princes, does that count?

Posted by: Modern Man at December 16, 2015 04:26 PM (gi1qu)

274 Story on Dallas' NBC local news station the other night about how much the Gov't is spending on illegal children.

$500 per day, per kid.

The government is paying a San Antonio based organization (supposedly a non-profit - they likely don't profit b/c they pay their executives so well) millions per year to house these kids at church camps (one of which is a Seventh Day Adventist camp in Rockwall, TX). The language used in the report leads me to believe it was a no-bid contract - a statement was made that "it was the only outfit that could handle this many people" [which is a sure sign it was no bid].

For the cost of 2 days of room and board, all of these "children" could have been flown first class back to their country of origin.

Last night's story was a tear-jerker about two kids about 14 and 16 who came up from Honduras alone to join their mother, who lives in the Dallas area (and supposedly came to find work). Apparently the relatives back in the home country weren't nice to the boys, so they packed up and snuck into country after country until they made it to Dallas.

In fairness, the report did end by saying these youngsters have a lawyer and have been granted the permanent right to stay, but did not answer these burning questions:

(1) So, the mother is illegal. why is she still here?

(2) Why are these kids allowed to stay? Because their relatives were mean? Hey if that's all it takes, I'm sure every poor kid in the world will dream up some mean relatives ....

(3) If the relatives were mean, why didn't the mom go take care of her kids, instead of encouraging them to be lawbreakers too?

(4) I'm sure she paid off a coyote to bring them here ... why was that overlooked by the reporter? (oh, wait .... because this is THE MEDIA, even in Dallas, where they ham-handedly try to get take up the leftist cause).

(5) And who is footing the bill for the ESL classes, the heath insurance, the food on these kids tables ... oh, yeah, that would be you, the US taxpayer.

Posted by: the other coyote at December 16, 2015 04:41 PM (yK44T)

275 Does that count?
Only if you let them stub out their cigarettes on you.

Posted by: bruce at December 16, 2015 04:42 PM (iuA0t)

276 You forgot the Phantom Hispanic that will vote R if we'd just promise more free shit.

Posted by: mc at December 16, 2015 05:02 PM (jHbIf)

277 Malala is 18; She might be a resident of the U.K. now but she lived and was shot in Pakistan, of course, so when she hears about what Trump said she is influenced by British politics (which is highly offended by Trump, of course) and hears his statement as being against ALL Muslims. 18 year olds as we know, say and do stupid stuff. I give her a pass.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2015 05:03 PM (No/ki)

278 I see the Saudi princes up there, but three or four mentions of big corn. What about big oil, big refiner, big pipelines, big military industrial complex fighting for oil, Soros getting our deep water rigs sent to Petrobras via Obama moratoriums on gulf oil?

Then at the very bottom ... dead soldiers fighting for oil sheikhs, injured soldiers from fighting the oil wars, dead Christians on missions to Muslim oil regions.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 16, 2015 05:58 PM (26Yu7)

279 27. The base, aka "The Garbage People Who Embarrass Us So"
This should be the "Rotherham garbage people who we let Muslim's conduct a proxy war of rape and harassment against because they embarrass us so. FIFY

Posted by: Stephanie at December 16, 2015 07:43 PM (eLvFT)

280 I guess I'm a "garbage person". I was born in this country. I go to work, pay my taxes and try to be a good citizen. But most of all I believe in our country and it's Constitution. In today's world if that makes me garbage, then I'm proud to be garbage. And the rest of the country can blow me. Me, my gun and my bible are not going anywhere.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 17, 2015 01:22 AM (I0sxh)

281 What is this so-called base?

I have always voted Republican, and have worked to support Republican candidates. I am (limited) pro-choice (no dog in that race), and like Dirty Harry, don't give a fk who gays marry (maybe government should get out of the marriage business). From a small business family, and think Wall Street (big business) needs a talking to.

Libertarian moderate Republican. Why can't I be the base.

Posted by: Prince Matchabelli at December 17, 2015 09:52 AM (zmZ2x)

282 Hope you don't mind the repost on my Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/thomas.swartz.54

Posted by: Tom Swartz at December 17, 2015 10:59 AM (43oin)

283 Last?

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