Morning Thread (12-14-2015)

ICYMI, the planet was saved over the weekend. So we've got that going for us.

Posted by: Andy at 06:35 AM




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Oy vay...

Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:36 AM (qul7b)

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DAY 1,130

330 to go (403 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:37 AM (uRmWf)

3 foist

Posted by: anti-socialist at December 14, 2015 06:37 AM (o9lmn)

4
Also firstestest

Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:37 AM (qul7b)

5 grrr

Posted by: anti-socialist at December 14, 2015 06:37 AM (o9lmn)

6 mornin'

Posted by: wing at December 14, 2015 06:37 AM (gd8Or)

7
Fuck you and your planet!

Posted by: The Vogons at December 14, 2015 06:37 AM (uRmWf)

8 I feel cooler already.

Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2015 06:37 AM (AfsKp)

9 First, WTH?

Posted by: Ron at December 14, 2015 06:38 AM (StfVk)

10 Dinner with lib friends. I really do love them dearly, but my g-d.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:38 AM (uRmWf)

11 'Fuck you and your planet!'

Maybe later, if I have time...

Bonus ValuRite to the first who can ID that quote...

Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:38 AM (qul7b)

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So, okay. Is anyone else seeing an ad with a unicorn taking a rainbow colored Carvel shit onto a sugar cone?

"The Squatty Potty; for better stools."

I think Young & Rubicam is trolling you, Ace.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:40 AM (uRmWf)

13 11 Bonus ValuRite to the first who can ID that quote...
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:38 AM (qul7b)


The quote is me. The nic is . . . well, I know that one too, duh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:41 AM (uRmWf)

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No JJ we don't see any such thing... need a med refill?

Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:41 AM (qul7b)

15

No no... 'Maybe later, if I have time...'

Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:42 AM (qul7b)

16 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2015 06:42 AM (u82oZ)

17 No JJ we don't see any such thing... need a med refill?
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:41 AM (qul7b)


There's a troll at PJ Media who, at 2AM, responded to one of my commentswith that line. Freaky.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:43 AM (uRmWf)

18
Wasn't me, musta been some other troll.

Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:44 AM (qul7b)

19 I didn't see all the technicolor detail, but I did see the unicorn in the Squatty Potty ad.

** inspects vitamins **

Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2015 06:47 AM (AfsKp)

20 Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2015 06:42 AM (u82oZ)


The fact that we still smile does that for us. They want everyone to be a bunch of miserable joyless shits like they are.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 14, 2015 06:47 AM (J+mig)

21 Under normal circumstances, I'd expect an agreement like that sham in Paris to be DOA in the Senate/House.

But, a) Obama's pen and phone or worse b) congress using it as a vehicle to hide more pork.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:48 AM (uRmWf)

22 19 I didn't see all the technicolor detail, but I did see the unicorn in the Squatty Potty ad.

** inspects vitamins **
Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2015 06:47 AM (AfsKp)



It's hovering over a sugar cone and depositing a swirled soft-serve poo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:50 AM (uRmWf)

23 Yes I see the ad

Posted by: Tmitsss at December 14, 2015 06:52 AM (Pa9vP)

24 Some wake up Vic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:52 AM (uRmWf)

25 We're saved, woo-hoo!


From?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 06:52 AM (nXxF1)

26
"It's hovering over a sugar cone and depositing a swirled soft-serve poo."

And then the CIA's latest LSD test wore off, and there I was, in Chicago, rubbing one out on the BO plaque...

Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:52 AM (qul7b)

27 25 We're saved, woo-hoo!

From?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 06:52 AM (nXxF1)


From ourselves, evidently. Marxism is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:53 AM (uRmWf)

28 One week until the shortest day (hours of sunlight) in the year. Passed down from generations, 'as the days begin to lengthen, the cold begins to strengthen' -- so we got that to look forward to.

Btw: Any Philly haters, check out the Bill Burr epic rant on the ONT.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 06:54 AM (7v/r5)

29 Good morning morons, I just woke up so needless to say no news this morning. And I can't type.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 14, 2015 06:56 AM (t2KH5)

30 I, for one, will sleep better at night knowing that the planet has been saved from the blight of carbon dioxide. Truly our betters have come through for us in our hour of need. Who are we to deny them their first-class flights to and from the climate summit? They've earned them.

Posted by: Evil Otto at December 14, 2015 06:57 AM (6eVVe)

31 Is Mike Hammer here?

I wanted to say thank you for the idea for today's book on my blog (Dickens Christmas Stories)

Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 06:59 AM (cbfNE)

32 "From ourselves, evidently. Marxism is a hell of a drug."




Well, we are our own worst enemy. Alas, we be saved from that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:00 AM (nXxF1)

33 Good morning Vic!
It's ok. Just consider it your day off from linking.

Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 07:00 AM (cbfNE)

34
Une commente from a Frenchman on the results of this weekend's second and final round of regional elections, with the "anti-immigration" National Front being shut out:

"We have two major parties. The blue one is the fiscally liberal right, who want more immigrants in so wages stay low, housing high and there is not too much syndicalism (unionism). The pink one are the socialists, that for some reason want the exact same thing than the right but also take your money so they can buy votes with welfare. They united so the FN could not get any power."

This is going to seem very familiar to you next year.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 07:00 AM (kdS6q)

35 Planet already cooling down here in Atlanta. Great work at the climate summit!

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 14, 2015 07:01 AM (1BQGO)

36 30 I, for one, will sleep better at night knowing that the planet has been saved from the blight of carbon dioxide. Truly our betters have come through for us in our hour of need. Who are we to deny them their first-class flights to and from the climate summit? They've earned them.
Posted by: Evil Otto at December 14, 2015 06:57 AM (6eVVe)


If they really wanted to save the planet from CO2, then we should embark on a program to defoliate the world. Kill everything that uses CO2! Voila! Problem solved.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:01 AM (uRmWf)

37 My favorite cat was wander'ng 'round,
With the most obnoxious mews,
So angry, I'm up and dressed,
And there's not even any Vic News!
--Burma Shove

Posted by: mindful webworker - growl at December 14, 2015 07:03 AM (3rpCw)

38 I, for one, will sleep better at night knowing that the planet has been saved from the blight of carbon dioxide.


Blight? If it wasn't for carbon dioxide, you know what you'd have to eat? Each other. You think broccoli tastes like shit you oughta try Lena Dunham. Or Rosie O'Donnell. Michael Moore.


Posted by: plants everywhere at December 14, 2015 07:03 AM (7v/r5)

39 37 --Burma Shove
Posted by: mindful webworker - growl at December 14, 2015 07:03 AM (3rpCw)


Shove? I gotta try that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:04 AM (uRmWf)

40 Alcohol dehydration sucks. So fucking annoying. Why is there no cure yet?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2015 07:04 AM (kSew+)

41 Nothing worse than looking at the local paper on line, not much local news, so the news is all sh*t news from the USAToday and CNN.

Posted by: Colin at December 14, 2015 07:05 AM (T3Tpd)

42
Oh waiter, this thread isn't very good. Can you suggest another?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:05 AM (uRmWf)

43 "Why is there no cure yet?"

Got the DT's? Try a couple of breaths of pure O2.

Might help.

Posted by: Tim in Illinios Old and Unimproved but reduced in Price. at December 14, 2015 07:05 AM (WVsWD)

44 Alcohol dehydration sucks. So fucking annoying. Why is there no cure yet?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton

The only cure is

More Cowbell!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2015 07:06 AM (8ikIW)

45 CO2 is a warm snuggly blanket gas that keeps us warm at night.

Posted by: Tmitsss at December 14, 2015 07:06 AM (Pa9vP)

46 " My favorite cat was wander'ng 'round, "



Dog is still in the rack, can't be roused.

Maybe he's smarter than I am.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:07 AM (nXxF1)

47
Today would have been by dad's 91st birthday. I miss that old boy.

;(

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:09 AM (uRmWf)

48 Got the DT's? Try a couple of breaths of pure O2. Might help.Posted by: Tim in Illinios Old and Unimproved but reduced in Price. at December 14, 2015 07:05 AM


No. Worst thing for that. She needs carbon. Not two atoms of it joined together. Single atom, confined space.

Posted by: plants everywhere at December 14, 2015 07:10 AM (7v/r5)

49 In regard to all the leftists who argue that we need to let in Syrian refugees because "Steve Jobs' father was a Syrian," I ask this:

Aren't you lefties supposed to be the people who believe in science? Because science tells us that people are the product of both their biology and their environment. Steve Jobs' biological father may have been a Syrian immigrant, but he was never around Steve as a child, and had no influence on him as an adult.

The people who raised Steve from infancy, told him repeatedly that he was special, instilled his work ethic and values, sacrificed so that Steve could attend better schools, spent time building things with Steve in the garage -- those people were white, Christian, Americans named Paul and Clara Jobs.

The fact is -- based on the science you leftists claim to revere -- that Steve Jobs likely wouldn't have been the same Steve Jobs he became without the environmental influences provided by American Christians Paul and Clara Jobs. Had Steve Jobs been raised by his Syrian-immigrant "father," he might have ended up becoming a master criminal (or drug-addicted stoner loser, or annoying SJW academic, etc.), instead of a business visionary. Or Steve might have ended up as a hotel worker in Reno, Nevada (which is what his Syrian "father" is currently doing).

Also curious in the "Steve Jobs was the son of a Syrian migrant" argument is the missing element of Steve Jobs' biological mother. She was not Syrian. She was an American of German-Catholic descent. And the biological mother also birthed (and raised) a daughter by the Syrian Jindali, and that daughter became a successful novelist. Maybe the real genius in the Steve Jobs' biological lineage was the American mother, and not the Syrian father who was MIA from both his kids' lives.

Anyway, that's my $.02. Just getting really tired of all these lefties who assume that Steve Jobs would have been and done exactly the same things he did if he'd been raised by his one Syrian biological parent.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 14, 2015 07:10 AM (a31sM)

50 Happy holidays!

Explosives cache found in Missouri woods, described as "something that could not be bought for recreational use..."
http://bit.ly/1Qo66X6

Suspected bombs clear malls in Fla, NJ, NM, on Saturday, no bombs found, though...
http://bit.ly/1Or3xxt

Now six Wal-Marts have seen bulk cell purchases and some oddball is spotted in the woods...
http://bit.ly/1Y9NHBJ

Student brings real bomb to school, two arrested.
No other information about the students have been released. It is noted that the kid with the bomb also had several knifes on him...
http://bit.ly/1QGpblJ

Posted by: mindful webworker - I'm not Vic at December 14, 2015 07:12 AM (3rpCw)

51 "Explosives cache found in Missouri woods, described as "something that could not be bought for recreational use..."


Missouri again.

That state's making me nervous.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:14 AM (nXxF1)

52 Baltimore holding at 326 dead as far as I can tell....
Chicago: 420 dead 2424 shot....

Posted by: Colin at December 14, 2015 07:16 AM (T3Tpd)

53 J.J. Sefton: Today would have been by dad's 91st birthday. I miss that old boy.

Dad would've been 98 in two days. Never got to know him well enough. He died at just past 50, from alcohol, cigs, bad marriages, anger, and stress - at least one or more of the above.

Posted by: mindful webworker - older than my father at December 14, 2015 07:16 AM (3rpCw)

54 Was Steve Job's father a Christian? If so, I'd say fine. Bring in all the Syrian Christians.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 14, 2015 07:17 AM (kSew+)

55
Plumber sues Ford dealer after truck with company logo was used by jihadists in Syria

http://tinyurl.com/pwbr6n9

Sells company truck to dealer who assures it will be de-logoed. Next thing you know, it's being twit pic'd as an ISIS technical with a 20mm in the bed.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 07:17 AM (kdS6q)

56 Try a couple of breaths of pure O2.

Might help.
Posted by: Tim in Illinios Old and Unimproved but reduced in Price. at December 14, 2015 07:05 AM (WVsWD)


It works. Trust us.

Posted by: VMFA-251 on deployment at December 14, 2015 07:19 AM (WWdgA)

57 My entire shopping experience this holiday season has been mall free. F*ck 'em.

If 0bama wants to fill the country with insufficiently vetted Muslims than I will exercise my right to protect myself by staying away from targets. You don't like it merchants?

Tough shit. Say something.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 07:19 AM (7v/r5)

58 Thank you, JSefton, for the link yesterday to the whole Cruz committee hearing on Climate. Could only find extracts before. What a scam.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 14, 2015 07:19 AM (MIKMs)

59 Sells company truck to dealer who assures it will be de-logoed. Next thing you know, it's being twit pic'd as an ISIS technical with a 20mm in the bed.

Bill's Plumbing has no competition!

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 14, 2015 07:19 AM (bZ7mE)

60 Islamic pussy is sandier than other types. I wish they had better hygiene habits. Just repeating what I heard.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2015 07:20 AM (kSew+)

61 You guys, Ace had the movie trailer for 'Battleship' in a post, and I found the DVD in the $5 bin at Walmart.

Storyline sucked, but the visuals were interesting. Some interesting people, and interesting characters, and some great pictures of navy war ships made it worth the time to watch.

Lotta movies in that $5 bin, for those of you who shop at Walmart.

Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 07:21 AM (OOYxz)

62 Islamic pussy is sandier than other types.

The sand is there for traction. Plus it feels more "goaty"

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2015 07:21 AM (8ikIW)

63 >>>>>Under normal circumstances, I'd expect an agreement like that sham in Paris to be DOA in the Senate/House.



But, a) Obama's pen and phone or worse b) congress using it as a vehicle to hide more pork.

.
.
.
.Obama doesn't give a $hit about the deal now, as far as he is concerned it can dry up and blow away. All he was concerned about was getting a "historic" Climate Change deal signed for his library, nothing more.

His possible upcoming trip to Cuba is in the same venue. Trying to emulate Nixon to China.

If he doesn't start doing symbolic stuff soon his library will be just one tiny room, possibly the bathroom.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 14, 2015 07:22 AM (iONHu)

64 US Election 2016 gets rough

Trump calls Cruz "a bit of a maniac..."
http://bit.ly/1m0G3rV

Cruz responds with tweet
In honor of my friend @realDonaldTrump and good-hearted #Maniacs everywhere: https://t.co/KOPIi4XTVt*
http://bit.ly/1RjSImO

*Cruz's tweet link goes to YouTube video

Posted by: mindful webworker - maniacally at December 14, 2015 07:22 AM (3rpCw)

65 Maybe I should disguise myself as a man and join ISIS. I could take testosterone therapy and groe a beard.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2015 07:24 AM (kSew+)

66 Under normal circumstances, I'd expect an agreement like that sham in Paris to be DOA in the Senate/House.
But, a) Obama's pen and phone or worse b) congress using it as a vehicle to hide more pork.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:48 AM


IIRC, didn't John F'n Kerry say the agreement had been designed to allow Choom Boy to bypass Congress?

That probably suits them just fine. Who needs another headache vote in an election year?

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2015 07:24 AM (ykopX)

67 All the BS about Climate Change... I remember a Christmas Day back in the 80's when it was about 75 on that day. ( Poughkeepsie, NY) Weather has always varied a lot year to year. We all have short memories on weather.

Posted by: Colin at December 14, 2015 07:24 AM (T3Tpd)

68 Lotta movies in that $5 bin, for those of you who shop at Walmart.

I hit it up regularly. Find some real gems, every once in awhile.

2 years ago, found Victory at Sea.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 14, 2015 07:24 AM (WWdgA)

69 "VMFA-251"



Okay, that one lost me. Marine squadron what....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:25 AM (nXxF1)

70 Without CO2 this would be a dead planet. Even the stupid should know that.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 14, 2015 07:25 AM (1uTkE)

71 Norman Lear says "Trump scares the hell outta me."

+1 Trump

Trump calls Cruz a maniac.

-1 Trump

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 14, 2015 07:25 AM (u5gzz)

72 58 Thank you, JSefton, for the link yesterday to the whole Cruz committee hearing on Climate. Could only find extracts before. What a scam.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 14, 2015 07:19 AM (MIKMs)


You bet. By the way, YouTube suggested the Heartland Institute channel and I watched a few videos from their 10th annual climate conference. Notables were Mark Steyn and Lord Christopher Momckton. HIGHLY recommend watching him especially. Steyn is just hilarious as he goofs on Michael Mann.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:26 AM (uRmWf)

73 "Maybe I should disguise myself as a man and join ISIS. "


Please.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:26 AM (nXxF1)

74 71 Norman Lear says "Trump scares the hell outta me."

+1 Trump

Trump calls Cruz a maniac.

-1 Trump
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 14, 2015 07:25 AM (u5gzz)


Cruz tweets back to Trump an admission of sorts: "Maniac" from Flashdance.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:27 AM (uRmWf)

75 Teacher at French kindergarten is stabbed in the neck by hooded man shouting 'This is Daesh. This is a warning'

http://goo.gl/GRS7yh

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 07:27 AM (iQIUe)

76 Pretty much how I expect any Trump-Cruz fight to go - Trump slings insult, Cruz deflects with grace and wit without attacking back directly.

That is how Cruz responded to W.'s criticism awhile back.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 14, 2015 07:28 AM (bZ7mE)

77 Grow not groe. Gee, I wish I were a man. Then I might actually find Bill attractive.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2015 07:28 AM (kSew+)

78 >>>>"VMFA-251"







Okay, that one lost me. Marine squadron what....?
.
.
.F/A 18's

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 14, 2015 07:29 AM (iONHu)

79 69 "VMFA-251"

Okay, that one lost me. Marine squadron what....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:25 AM (nXxF1)


Marine Fighter Attack Squadron 251

A few deep hits of O2 cures that hangover real quick, not that Fighter Pilots would know that.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 14, 2015 07:29 AM (WWdgA)

80 Actually, he said this is for ISIS and the DM changed it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 07:30 AM (iQIUe)

81 75 Teacher at French kindergarten is stabbed in the neck by hooded man shouting 'This is Daesh. This is a warning'

http://goo.gl/GRS7yh
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 07:27 AM (iQIUe)


That's the warning?! Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:30 AM (uRmWf)

82 Pretty much how I expect any Trump-Cruz fight to go -
Trump slings insult, Cruz deflects with grace and wit without attacking
back directly.
That is how Cruz responded to W.'s criticism awhile back.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 14, 2015 07:28 AM


Wonder how Cruz would respond if Trump sent him a Teddy bear? Maybe a pull-the-string talking bear that speaks Spanish....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2015 07:30 AM (ykopX)

83 "Norman Lear says "Trump scares the hell outta me." "

Well, I guess that makes us even, because Norman Lear and his "People for the American way," angers the hell outa me.

Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 07:30 AM (OOYxz)

84 40yo Paris kindergarten teacher stabbed in the neck at school by a hooded man "allegedly claiming to be acting in the name of ISIS." Attacker ran off. Teacher not thought to be in a life threatening condition.

Daily Mail
http://dailym.ai/1RjTrVa

c/o BlazingCatFur
http://bit.ly/1Qh68Al

Posted by: mindful webworker - just lone wolf workplace violence at December 14, 2015 07:31 AM (3rpCw)

85 "Trump calls Cruz "a bit of a maniac..."
http://bit.ly/1m0G3rV"

And again folks, do not make any judgement calls until you can view the full context of the quote in either written or video form.

This is a big fat nothing burger from both men.

They got something going on and in my opinion this is part of it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinios Old and Unimproved but reduced in Price. at December 14, 2015 07:31 AM (WVsWD)

86 82 Wonder how Cruz would respond if Trump sent him a Teddy bear? Maybe a pull-the-string talking bear that speaks Spanish....
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2015 07:30 AM (ykopX)


Morning!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:31 AM (uRmWf)

87 i heard last night on the coast to coast show that kentucky is filled with goblins that live in caves.....they landed from a space ship in 1951

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 14, 2015 07:32 AM (0O7c5)

88 83 "Norman Lear says "Trump scares the hell outta me." "

Well, I guess that makes us even, because Norman Lear and his "People for the American way," angers the hell outa me.
Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 07:30 AM (OOYxz)


I love how raging leftists who have a blind hatred for this country and the illegitimacy of its founding invoke its name and character in the titles of their organizations.

And when I say "love" I mean something different.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:33 AM (uRmWf)

89
Well, it's in the Koran:
So when you meet those who disbelieve, strike [their] necks until, when you have inflicted slaughter upon them, then secure their bonds, and either [confer] favor afterwards or ransom [them] until the war lays down its burdens.



Teacher at French kindergarten is stabbed in the neck by hooded man shouting 'This is Daesh. This is a warning' 






Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 07:33 AM (7v/r5)

90
Seattle Considers Measure to Let Uber and Lyft Drivers Unionize

the App-Based Drivers Association will become the first organization of on-demand contract workers in the United States to win an explicit right to unionize, albeit one that could run afoul of federal law.

Uber has two potential legal arguments against the measure if it passes. The first is that federal law reigns supreme when it comes to organizing, rendering a city ordinance on the subject essentially null and void. The second is that collective bargaining by independent contractors would amount to illegal price-fixing under antitrust law.

http://tinyurl.com/pv8oc5s

Wouldn't necessarily count on our fee/tax legal system upholding the employee/contractor distinction in any rational or consistent fashion.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 07:33 AM (kdS6q)

91 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 14, 2015 07:33 AM (ZQfW9)

92 'This is Daesh. This is a warning' http://goo.gl/GRS7yhPosted by: Bruce With a Wang!
---
This is a warning. Your PM is a nutless, traitorous retard POS. But you will ignore it because you are too.

I may be entering the Dr. Strangelove phase.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 14, 2015 07:33 AM (kSew+)

93 Morning!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:31 AM


And a big Hound-Dog Howdy to you, JJ!

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2015 07:33 AM (ykopX)

94 "A few deep hits of O2 cures that hangover real quick, not that Fighter Pilots would know that."



Ah, okay.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:34 AM (nXxF1)

95 From the France kindergarten stabbing..

It is thought the attacker arrived unarmed at the Jean-Perrin d'Aubervilliers school and found the sharp weapons from inside the classroom.

So even in France the gun free zones don't work??

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2015 07:34 AM (8ikIW)

96 87 i heard last night on the coast to coast show that kentucky is filled with goblins that live in caves.....they landed from a space ship in 1951
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 14, 2015 07:32 AM (0O7c5)


Those are actually extras from a William Castle/Samuel Z. Arkoff film that never heard the news that the 50's ended.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:34 AM (uRmWf)

97 >>>i heard last night on the coast to coast show that kentucky is filled
with goblins that live in caves.....they landed from a space ship in
1951
.
.
.
.I heard that Hobo's teeth are made from Cinnamon.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 14, 2015 07:35 AM (iONHu)

98 Bruce With a Wang! beats me to the Paris attacker story. The competition gets hot around here, when Vic doesn't deliver.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's on, now, Bruce! at December 14, 2015 07:36 AM (3rpCw)

99 "And when I say "love" I mean something different."

You're a bear, aren't you.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:36 AM (nXxF1)

100 Aliens? Nah, Ken-tuck-ee was settled by descendants of white european invaders who were raised as/by indians, and who married 'Delaware women'. Saw that in a move once, "Last of the Mohicans" new version.

Of course that was back in the day when 'west of the Hudson' was wilderness frontier populated by Indians.

Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 07:36 AM (OOYxz)

101 >>Cruz responds with tweet
In honor of my friend @realDonaldTrump and good-hearted #Maniacs everywhere:

Ha. I do like Cruz.

Morning.

Posted by: Lea at December 14, 2015 07:36 AM (vmMMi)

102
Amour etrange . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:36 AM (uRmWf)

103 54 Was Steve Job's father a Christian? If so, I'd say fine. Bring in all the Syrian Christians.
_____________________

No, Jindali is a non-practicing Muslim.

Jindali met Steve Jobs briefly once, when he worked as a restaurant manager in California. Jindali has a Ph.D. in poli sci from a Wisconsin university, but never did much with it. He currently works in a hotel casino in Reno, Nevada.

It was Steve Jobs' father Paul Jobs who got Steve interested in electronics. As a kid, Steve loved to go out to the garage and tinker around with his dad. Steve loved to spend time with his dad when his dad was fixing cars in their garage, and Steve especially loved building things in the garage with his dad. Paul Jobs had a strong sense of morals, and an even stronger work ethic. He was a big part of the reason why Steve Jobs became the man he became. Would Steve have achieved the same level of success if he'd been raised by the weak-willed, academically-inclined Syrian? We'll never know, but my guess would be no.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 14, 2015 07:36 AM (a31sM)

104 100 Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 07:36 AM (OOYxz)


"Invasion of the Turtle People," starring the McConnells.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:37 AM (uRmWf)

105 Coast to Coast? Well it must be true then.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 14, 2015 07:37 AM (JO9+V)

106 "i heard last night on the coast to coast show that kentucky is filled
with goblins that live in caves."



Oh, PG, goblins only live in cellars.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:38 AM (nXxF1)

107 Trolls are real,we get several who comment here every day.

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2015 07:38 AM (8HTq1)

108 i heard last night on the coast to coast show that kentucky is filled
with goblins that live in caves.....they landed from a space ship in
1951
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 14, 2015 07:32 AM


Must be hard to keep Art Bell's flame alive.

Coast to Coast used to be one of my not-guilty pleasures, just like the Weekly World News.

Sometimes it's good to remember the days when nutballs were harmless and marginalized.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2015 07:39 AM (ykopX)

109
In smart milblog news:

Sikh Soldier Allowed to Keep Beard in Rare Army Exception

It is the first time in decades that the military has granted a religious accommodation for a beard to an active-duty combat soldier, a move that observers say could open the door for Muslims and other troops seeking to display their faith. But it is only temporary, lasting for a month while the Army decides whether to give permanent status to Captain Singhs exception.

http://tinyurl.com/pxyas7u

Lawsuit threatened ect.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 07:39 AM (kdS6q)

110 38-0 I still can not believe the spread was 4. I should have bet my IRA.



Next week I'll bet and the Panthers won't cover



13-0! The crowd was fvcking pumped up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2015 07:39 AM (jJRIy)

111
John Pederasta seems convinced that Cruz is going to be the nominee. Meh. Just rallying his minions, as if they need to rally against Cruz. They may hate Trump but they really loathe Cruz. And for good reason. I mean good in a good way.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:39 AM (uRmWf)

112 Would Steve have achieved the same level of success if he'd been raised
by the weak-willed, academically-inclined Syrian? We'll never know, but
my guess would be no.

Or he would have just built endless clock bombs...

Posted by: Colin at December 14, 2015 07:39 AM (T3Tpd)

113 "Norman Lear says "Trump scares the hell outta me."

He also said Trump is the middle finger of America's right hand.


I have to agree with him on that. First thing he has said about politics that makes sense.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 14, 2015 07:39 AM (1BQGO)

114 107
Trolls are real,we get several who comment here every day.

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2015 07:38 AM (8HTq1)

Until the ban hammer!

Posted by: Palin Steele at December 14, 2015 07:40 AM (jJRIy)

115 It's not daesh. It's NISIL, the Non Islamic State in Iraq and...uh...Levittown?

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 14, 2015 07:40 AM (kSew+)

116 "Amour etrange . . . "


I KNEW it.


Shape-shifting bear.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:40 AM (nXxF1)

117 107 Trolls are real,we get several who comment here every day.
Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2015 07:38 AM (8HTq1)


Ours are actually pretty good compared to the drooling vermin hanging around Breitbart and PJ Media.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:40 AM (uRmWf)

118
I was the love slave of a both a Gray and a Green who were both possessed by demons from the 13th dimension. They made me do.. things... terrible things... like put mayonnaise on freedom fries. The horror... the horror...

Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 07:41 AM (qul7b)

119 "Levittown?"

I had never heard the term "Levit" until this shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:42 AM (nXxF1)

120
Hail Hydra!:

NBC Teams With PolitiFact For Campaign Fact-Checking Project

NBC has teamed with the PolitiFact website for a new campaign season fact-checking project, PolitiFact, which calls itself Americas largest fact-checking organization, will monitor statements made on Meet the Press and other programs, giving selected comments a score on its Truth-O-Meter.

Deadline.com

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 07:43 AM (kdS6q)

121 119
"Levittown?"



I had never heard the term "Levit" until this shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:42 AM (nXxF1)

Levettown? He was a Joooo!

http://tinyurl.com/zafn7az

Posted by: Palin Steele at December 14, 2015 07:45 AM (jJRIy)

122

Darth Vader is black? Holy spades, Batman! Not that, er, there is, like, anything wrong with that, ya know.

I just always saw him as more of an Eskimo lesbian tranny sort...

Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 07:45 AM (qul7b)

123 Turtle People???

Soup's on!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 07:45 AM (yfeci)

124 You're a bear, aren't you.Posted by: Ricardo Kill
---
No. If xe was a bear, xe wouldn't have a Va J.J.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM (kSew+)

125 Kind of funny that Norman Lear should say that, because Trump sorta reminds me of Archie Bunker.

When 'All in the Family' came out back in 1970 or whenever, CBS hired extra phone operators to handle the expected onslaught of outraged viewers over the character of Archie Bunker. They thought his outrageous viewpoints would shock and horrify mainstream audiences. They thought Meathead was going to be the hero of the series.

They received a grand total of two complaint calls when the show aired. Archie Bunker went on to be a national hero and beloved character. And no one could stand Meathead.

Norman Lear and the media elites understand Americans no better now than they did in 1970.

Posted by: V the K at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM (O7MnT)

126 Not going to link story, just wanted to enter this headline as another exhibit in the decay of our civilization:

26 Things Taylor Swift Did This Year, Ranked in Order of Feels Caused - People Magazine

Taylor is some kind of pop entertainer, I've gathered. Don't know, don't care, but did find this photo amusing, anyway:
http://bit.ly/1Z7BkTP

Posted by: mindful webworker - who's hooeyare? at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM (3rpCw)

127 Obama really wants to go to Cuba, but only if the conditions are right






They'll be right for the next 13 months. Leave now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM (45oDG)

128 off steele sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM (jJRIy)

129 This school teacher stabbing in France is not getting much attention except by the DM.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM (iQIUe)

130 Trump as Archie Bunker?

Behold someone's Photoshop skillz
http://preview.tinyurl.com/o7a9jr5

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 07:48 AM (yfeci)

131 "No. If xe was a bear, xe wouldn't have a Va J.J."


Oh shit. Need a bit to figure this out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:48 AM (nXxF1)

132 off steele sock


http://tinyurl.com/nsjxzgt

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2015 07:48 AM (jJRIy)

133 NBC Teams With PolitiFact For Campaign Fact-Checking Project



From a certain point of view.

Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at December 14, 2015 07:50 AM (JO9+V)

134
NBC Teams With PolitiFact For Campaign Fact-Checking Project

From a certain point of view.
Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi



Broadly defined....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 07:51 AM (kdS6q)

135 Norman Lear and the media elites understand Americans no better now than they did in 1970.

Posted by: V the K at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM


They understood it pretty well back then!

One of the driving forces behind the show's popularity was the guilty pleasure of watching characters that were supposedly non-PC. People talked about the outcry against the show, the calls and letters CBS was allegedly getting, and felt smug and hip because they understood Lear's joke.

The cost of hiring two extra people to fend off the outraged proles -- if they really did hire anyone -- was more than offset by the publicity value.

Darryl Zanuck would have understood that.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2015 07:52 AM (ykopX)

136
Or he would have just built endless clock bombs...


Yeah, but his bombs would cost twice as much and appeal to a very select group of hipsters.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 14, 2015 07:52 AM (oVJmc)

137 Good morning all.

From this day in 1943- Italy, at the mouth of the Liri Valley


Dec 14, 1943 - The EZ Dog Journals
Clear. 936 [FA Bn] & 937 [FA Bn] both
being shelled rather heavily. Patrolling and occasional clashes on the front. Gerry air-power increasing - so is ours. Plans for attack drafted.




Nice to know Dad had ampersands.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 07:54 AM (NeFrd)

138 I scoff at the Steve Jobs fanbois who loved Jobs but hate the very same tyrannical, cut throat business leaders who don't run apple computers and are not named Steve Jobs.

Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 07:54 AM (OOYxz)

139 Huma, I'd like a few fingers... of gin. And then a few fingers of you in me. Let us lose ourselves in ecstasy and forget this horrible world full of men.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2015 07:56 AM (kSew+)

140 I know a Steve. Steve's blow jobs > Steve Jobs.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 14, 2015 07:57 AM (kSew+)

141 Well that is a bit awkward.

In the Heart of the Sea only pulled in $11 million on opening weekend. After the 18th this movie will be in the bowels of the mighty Saarlac.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 07:58 AM (yfeci)

142 It is noticeably cooler here this morning.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 14, 2015 07:59 AM (rwI+c)

143 "Huma, I'd like a few fingers... "


How much?


How much for you to just go away?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:59 AM (nXxF1)

144 You're a bear, aren't you.Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:36 AM (nXxF1)
---
Shit. Maybe I should give this Friday's MoMe in nyc a miss. Thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at December 14, 2015 08:00 AM (kSew+)

145 Seamus, enjoying the diary serialization, and your occasional expansion/clarifiations.

Posted by: mindful webworker - WW2, still with us at December 14, 2015 08:01 AM (3rpCw)

146 Nice to know Dad had ampersands.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 07:54 AM (NeFrd)

===========
Did your Dad get to see Mt. Vesuvius erupt?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:02 AM (iQIUe)

147
Taylor is some kind of pop entertainer, I've gathered.
Posted by: mindful webworker - who's hooeyare? at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM (3rpCw)
____________________

I thought Tayor was on that planet of the apes movie.... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2015 08:02 AM (HSmrB)

148 Wonder how Cruz would respond if Trump sent him a Teddy bear? Maybe a pull-the-string talking bear that speaks Spanish....

Not being Cruz, I couldn't say. What I would do, were I he, would be to politely express my thanks but point out that my family has been in the US for generations, legally, and that they can speak English pretty fluently.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 14, 2015 08:03 AM (bZ7mE)

149 The Trump - Cruz fake fight is rather adorable.

Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:03 AM (cbfNE)

150 Border Patrol Laredo find a dozen illegal immigrants stuffed in the back of a fake Border Patrol SUV.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/o8r3j4g

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:03 AM (yfeci)

151 No, Leo, go to NYC. You'll love it. Friends, fun. Don't worry.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:04 AM (nXxF1)

152 112 Would Steve have achieved the same level of success if he'd been raised by the weak-willed, academically-inclined Syrian? We'll never know, but my guess would be no.

Or he would have just built endless clock bombs...
Posted by: Colin at December 14, 2015 07:39 AM (T3Tpd)
________________________

Yes, there's no doubt Steve Jobs would still have been very intelligent, but how he would have used that intelligence is anybody's guess.

He might have ended up a drugged-up loser. We know Steve liked using drugs (he particularly liked LSD). The drug use pissed off his dad Paul Jobs, which may be the reason Steve didn't go down that path too far. Steve respected his father Paul, and wanted his approval. When he got his first factory (much of which he'd designed himself) one of the first things Steve did was call his dad Paul Jobs so his dad could come and see what he'd done. Steve's relationship with Paul Jobs and their shared interest in electronics and building things was key to Steve Jobs' development into the man he became. It's insulting to Paul Jobs' memory to pretend otherwise.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 14, 2015 08:04 AM (a31sM)

153 Without Steve Jobs, we never would have had the Apple III OR the Lisa.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 14, 2015 08:04 AM (oVJmc)

154 I don't know what all of the hubbub is about; a chihuahua dressed up in a Green Bay Packers sweater has done as much to save the planet as any swinging dick in Paris.

Prove me wrong!

Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2015 08:05 AM (UzPAd)

155 How much for you to just go away?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
---
Lesbian roboticists are researching ways of transplanting my head onto a cyborg body. I ain't going nowhere for the next several hundred years.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2015 08:05 AM (kSew+)

156 "http://preview.tinyurl.com/o8r3j4g"

Oh, deary me, those vamps.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:06 AM (nXxF1)

157 In the shock of the last seven years...

Obamacare nonprofit insurers are failing:

http://tinyurl.com/zk75a9x

McConnell and Ryan seek out cameras, "There is nothing we can do."

Congressional Republicans would have us think that they could do nothing to rid this country of this socialist cancer. They never wanted to, and until they are forced to do it, they won't. D.C. needs obamacare for the money sink that it is. If they do away with obamacare, they will be forced to deal with the massive problems of the debt and obligations that there is no money for.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 08:07 AM (BZAd3)

158
NYC area Moron Meet-Up this Friday.
Contact CBD for details.

As an added incentive, I will be there for all of you to have the honor and privilege to buy me food and booze, as well has have me regale you with dirty jokes and Yiddish tales.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 08:07 AM (uRmWf)

159 Regarding the clone BP vehicle.

Border Patrol said this is the first cloned unit in recent memory in the Laredo area and has urged the public to call law enforcement if they see something suspicious.

But not racisty suspicious you guys.


Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2015 08:07 AM (8ikIW)

160 151
No, Leo, go to NYC. You'll love it. Friends, fun. Don't worry.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:04 AM (nXxF1)

It's a fun town and scratch a NYer and you will find a pretty good person.

They do talk funny.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2015 08:07 AM (jJRIy)

161 I have often wanted to shove an apple up Steve Jobs' ass and deport him back to Syria. Thankfully that is no longer necessary.

Posted by: Steve Wozniak at December 14, 2015 08:08 AM (kSew+)

162 A coalition between ISIS and Planned Parenthood...?

Islamic State Issues Fatwa Against Children with Down Syndrome, Murders 38 Disabled Infants

Breitbart
http://bit.ly/1NPfeBE

Posted by: mindful webworker - Hitler approved at December 14, 2015 08:08 AM (3rpCw)

163
Man vs Horny Grizzly Bear
Man vs Big Ass Angry Whale
Priests vs Sexy Schoolboys
Man vs Same Old Tarentino BS
Man vs Hwd Blacklist lies
Man vs Scissoring
Man vs Musical gangbanging

Those are your holiday movie choices. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:09 AM (iQIUe)

164 "Lesbian roboticists are researching ways of transplanting my head onto a cyborg body. I ain't going nowhere for the next several hundred years."



Lesbo-borg?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:09 AM (nXxF1)

165 How does the general public know the genuine Border Patrol vehicles and agents from the drug cartel impersonators?

Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 08:09 AM (OOYxz)

166 Man vs Drag Queen
Cant forget the obligatory trannie story.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:10 AM (iQIUe)

167 Lesbos of Borg, "Prepare to scissor."

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:10 AM (yfeci)

168 Those are your holiday movie choices. lol



Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

Where does the Chipmunk movie fall into the above?

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2015 08:10 AM (8ikIW)

169 Or he would have just built endless clock bombs...

Yeah, but his bombs would cost twice as much and appeal to a very select group of hipsters.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 14, 2015 07:52 AM (oVJmc)
__________________

LOL.

You know, one of the other stupid things about the "we need more Syrian refugees because Steve Jobs' dad was a Syrian refugee" nonsense is the fact that Steve Jobs' biological mother was American.

Isn't it kind of . . . sexist . . . to impute all of Steve Jobs' genius to the Syrian father's input? Maybe instead of more Syrian refugees, what we really need is more German Catholic immigrants (like Steve Jobs' biological American mother was descended from)!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 14, 2015 08:11 AM (a31sM)

170 " I will be there for all of you to have the honor and privilege to buy me food and booze"

I should have known.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:11 AM (nXxF1)

171 Man vs Horny Grizzly Bear
Man vs Big Ass Angry Whale
Priests vs Sexy Schoolboys
Man vs Same Old Tarentino BS
Man vs Hwd Blacklist lies
Man vs Scissoring
Man vs Musical gangbanging

Those are your holiday movie choices. lol




Man, times change. In my day, we had Bing Crosby and Bob Hope.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2015 08:11 AM (mndtc)

172 Did Kirchner's crony cabal of crooks just clean up some loose ends? Possibly 41 Argentine police killed when bus flipped and fell off a bridge.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/neb4647

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:12 AM (yfeci)

173 May set a temperature record in Philly area today. Former record circa 1880's -- back when suv's filled the streets.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 08:12 AM (7v/r5)

174 "It's a fun town and scratch a NYer and you will find a pretty good person."


Nip, shhhttt!


I know that, you know that. Don't let them know that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:13 AM (nXxF1)

175 a chihuahua dressed up in a Green Bay Packers sweater
========================================



How much is that doggie in the sweater? I do hope that doggie's for sale.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:14 AM (dFi94)

176 Doesn't the Steve Jobs narrative discredit the single mom narrative so beloved by the leftists? Contrast the Steve Jobs story with the Story of Obama.

Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 08:15 AM (OOYxz)

177 Islamic State Issues Fatwa Against Children with Down Syndrome, Murders 38 Disabled Infants



Breitbart

http://bit.ly/1NPfeBE

Posted by: mindful webworker - Hitler approved at December 14, 2015 08:08 AM (3rpCw)
=====================================================

That's sick.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:15 AM (dFi94)

178 Over the weekend some guy, name not released, walked into a Wal-Mart in Stroudsberg PA waving a gun and a machete. Cops were called, nobody hurt. Except guy, cops shot him, so he's dead.


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/12/13/ man-threatening-customers-with-guns-machete-is-shot-killed-at-pennsylvania-wal/

Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:15 AM (cbfNE)

179 What happened to Man vs. George Lucas' abandoned stepchild?

Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2015 08:16 AM (UzPAd)

180 >>>Steve respected his father Paul, and wanted his approval.

This needs to change. People have to quit worrying about their father's approval. Fathers should approve of them no matter what they do. It's the only way to advance civilization.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 14, 2015 08:16 AM (kSew+)

181 Insane megalomaniac tries to improved relations he himself shredded:

http://tinyurl.com/hcxrh2q

No, not THAT insane megalomaniac. Erdogan. With Russia.

Erdogan is trying to suck up to Israel now to take some of the pressure off of him.

This idiot sees himself as some kind of heir of Ataturk. But like our megalomaniac, he's an incompetent jackass for whom everything he touches turns to shit.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 08:17 AM (BZAd3)

182 "It's a fun town and scratch a NYer and you will find a pretty good person."

Hah! I cite the 'Frank Moses' quote from R.E.D. "That hasn't been my experience."

Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 08:17 AM (OOYxz)

183 My bad, dead guys name is Joseph Todd.

Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:17 AM (cbfNE)

184 President Obama is hopefully planning a visit to Cuba and sees longtime co-dictator Raul Castro, who has taken over for ailing brother Fidel, as a pragmatist, not an ideologue.


yeah right, and the Pope's not a Catholic either...OK maybe this Pope isn't but in general?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 08:17 AM (gf8BH)

185 BTW, Steve Jobs' biological Syrian-immigrant father is still alive.

He has a Ph.D. (in poli sci) and he works in a hotel/casio in Reno, Nevada. The one time he met Steve Jobs (as an adult) was when he was working as a restaurant manager in California.

So yeah, let's import more people who can get Ph.D's and then go to work as restaurant and/or hotel staff!

Because there just aren't enough unemployed American Ph.D. holders (especially in social sciences) to fill all those restaurant and hotel jobs! We need to import more!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 14, 2015 08:17 AM (a31sM)

186 Morning horde.

Posted this over the weekend but wanted to share again so you can start the week laughing.

Stolen Valor.... doing it wayyyy wrong.


http://tinyurl.com/hb6dwqs

"this is my standard issue k9. He is trained to..... smell."

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 08:18 AM (fWAjv)

187
I know that, you know that. Don't let them know that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:13 AM (nXxF1)

You know they have to be pretty good people if a Southern boy can party with a bunch of scumbag Yankees, that will drink you under the table.
Been a member of NYAC for 40 years. I joined when I was 12. That's my story damn it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2015 08:19 AM (jJRIy)

188 Did your Dad get to see Mt. Vesuvius erupt?

****

Don't believe so.




Seamus, enjoying the diary serialization


Thanks. It picks up in January. At this point Dad had only been in the combat zone for a little over a month. I think he was still wrapping his head around some of what he was seeing.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:19 AM (NeFrd)

189 Our Superstitious President from the sidebar.
Muslims tend to be superstitious.

Posted by: Valiant at December 14, 2015 08:19 AM (2bqlb)

190 177 Islamic State Issues Fatwa Against Children with Down Syndrome, Murders 38 Disabled Infants


--

Planned parenthood called to say that's terrible - why are they letting parts go to waste?

Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:19 AM (cbfNE)

191 Grammie Winger trying not to read about the murder of infants. Herod has nothing on these monsters. NSDAP T-4 is close.

Well Votermom some good news. Only the bad person at room temperature.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:20 AM (yfeci)

192 What happened to Man vs. George Lucas' abandoned stepchild?

Meesa not know what happened.

Posted by: Jar-Jar Lucas at December 14, 2015 08:20 AM (oVJmc)

193 178 Over the weekend some guy, name not released, walked into a Wal-Mart in Stroudsberg PA waving a gun and a machete. Cops were called, nobody hurt. Except guy, cops shot him, so he's dead.


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/12/13/ man-threatening-customers-with-guns-machete-is-shot-killed-at-pennsylvania-wal/

Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:15 AM (cbfNE)

Your phrasing made me spit coffee. Thanks votermom

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 08:20 AM (fWAjv)

194 Correction- at this point he had only been in the combat zone for about two weeks.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:21 AM (NeFrd)

195
This needs to change. People have to quit
worrying about their father's approval. Fathers should approve of them
no matter what they do. It's the only way to advance civilization.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 14, 2015 08:16 AM (kSew+)

Yeah. Straight up!

Posted by: Janeen Garopfalough at December 14, 2015 08:21 AM (oVJmc)

196 Great free for all about refugees in these comments:

http://goo.gl/1yxaLV

The one woman who actually has helped refugees, i.e., smuggling a disabled kid out who was going to be a suicide bomb, is viciously attacked by lefties for calling islam dangerous.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:22 AM (iQIUe)

197 Vesuvius erupted in March 1944. Don't get ahead of the diary.

One of the effects of the volcano's ash cloud was the fallout destroyed a number of B-25J Mitchell bombers. It took supply about a week to replace all the B-25s.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:23 AM (yfeci)

198 http://bit.ly/1NPfeBE

Posted by: mindful webworker - Hitler approved at December 14, 2015 08:08 AM (3rpCw)

Obama issues statement, "This is not Islam. That is all. Now where's that golf bag? "

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 08:24 AM (BZAd3)

199 "You know they have to be pretty good people if a Southern boy can party with a bunch of scumbag Yankees, that will drink you under the table."


It's weird, Nip. One of the best friends I've ever had is guy in NYC. He is steeped in NYC. So New Yorked up.

He only started drinking a couple years ago.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:25 AM (nXxF1)

200 Quick search reveals Vesuvius erupted in March 1944. I was not aware of that. My dad was over at Anzio by then, so no, did not see it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:25 AM (NeFrd)

201 Holocaust Survivor, Korean War Hero, Medal Of Honor Recipient, Tibor Rubin Has Died If You Dont Know Who He Was, You Need To



RIP.

Weasel ZIppers

A MUST read for all Morons.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 08:26 AM (gf8BH)

202 So, is ISIS going to pack the infants with explosives and blow them up? Bury them alive? Shoot mortars at them? Drown them in a cage? Slit their little throats? And film it all for their fapping pleasure?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:26 AM (iQIUe)

203 Holocaust Survivor, Korean War Hero, Medal Of Honor Recipient, Tibor Rubin Has Died If You Dont Know Who He Was, You Need To



RIP.

Weasel ZIppers

A MUST read for all Morons.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 08:26 AM (gf8BH)


Actually ACE or any rep for him, THIS is thread worthy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 08:27 AM (gf8BH)

204
David Sachet: "What I learned from recording the whole Bible".


http://bit.ly/1IZTb5K


David Suchet is a star of stage and screen, probably best known for his iconic portrayal of Agatha Christie's Poirot.

He's also a committed Christian who's passionately committed to the Bible. Suchet has recorded the whole of the New International Version, the first ever recording of the NIV by a single actor.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:27 AM (dFi94)

205 Reading with glee the infighting going on between the BLM idiots.

*over at WZ

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 08:27 AM (fWAjv)

206 I think the reason why TFG refers to ISIS as ISIL is because In geographic area ISIL includes Israel. When he has occasionally said ISIS, he immediately says ISIL.


Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 08:27 AM (7v/r5)

207 Scene at party last night...

Me: I had to listen to my state senator drone on about global warming at lunch.
Him: (shocked) You don't think global warming is a problem?
Me: No, no I don't.

Later, saying good bye...

Him: Well, I have a wife and dog waiting for me in front of the fireplace at home.
Me: (rolls eyes)
Him: (realizing the hypocrisy) Well I drive a Prius and do a lot for the environment, so I figure it's OK to have this one vice.

Um, no. No, it's not. You liberal ass.

Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 14, 2015 08:28 AM (Vv/Pc)

208 Rest in Peace Tibor 'Ted' Rubin.

Wrote about him back in 2009. Awesome story of endurance and of hope.
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2009/08/saint-in-hell.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:29 AM (yfeci)

209 Reading with glee the infighting going on between the BLM idiots.

*over at WZ



Over T-Shirt sales?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2015 08:29 AM (mndtc)

210 As an added incentive, I will be there for all of you to have the honor and privilege to buy me food and booze, as well has have me regale you with dirty jokes and Yiddish tales. Posted by: J.J. Sefton
---
One good thing about the current unpleasantness. I read the gardening thread and instead of thinking, "all this tractor talk! Hmmph! I'm a New Yorker, these people are so weird", I think "these are my fellow Americans, cobelligerents, great people, and liberal cockroaches should not be allowed to harm them." Ofuckface is creating unintended allegiances. I wouldn't mind being part of an agrarian community at this point, as long as it were liberal free.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 14, 2015 08:30 AM (kSew+)

211 You can't blame Islam for what happened in San Bernardino, because San Bernardino isn't mentioned in the Q'uran.

That's a slam dunk, right there!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 14, 2015 08:32 AM (ZxmMG)

212 "Barack Hussein Obama"



Shut up, bitch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:34 AM (nXxF1)

213 Fears are rising that Daesh, also known as ISIL/ISIS, could destroy ancient cultural heritage sites in the city of Sabratha, some 80 km from the Libyan capital of Tripoli, Iranian Fars news agency reported.

The terrorist organization took full control over Sabratha on Saturday. The city has several ancient Roman landmark sites, including a third-century amphitheater, one of UNESCO's world heritage sites.
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Contained bitch's! CONTAINED!

*sparks up another bowl


10:40 am || Holds a National Security Council meeting on the campaign against ISIS; The Pentagon

12:35 pm || Delivers a statement; The Pentagon

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 08:34 AM (fWAjv)

214 My dad had a buffalo nickel set into a hockey puck sized blob of Vesuvius lava.

As an aircraft mechanic he told the Army they needed to move their planes away from the falling ash, but as a sergeant he was disregarded. The ash fell and then rain that turned it to acid and it ate through the wings.

Posted by: AE at December 14, 2015 08:34 AM (+ft6G)

215 Filed under "Lesson Learned Years Too Late":

In a tweet from Allahpundit -

Merkel to drastically reduce number of "immigrants"

In a similar headline from Breitbart:

Hahn says that Rubio's I-Squared bill invites unlimited Muslim immigration and combines a student visa program with a citizenship program.

He is only doing what his masters tell him to do. Who can blame him?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 08:34 AM (BZAd3)

216 >>David Sachet: "What I learned from recording the whole Bible".

Interesting link, grammie!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 08:35 AM (NOIQH)

217 Oh my gosh. Top sweater. I need it.


http://bit.ly/1IJP0QV

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:35 AM (dFi94)

218 David Suchet is a star of stage and screen, probably best known for his iconic portrayal of Agatha Christie's Poirot.

****


Less well known for his role as the crazed French-Canadian hunter/trapper in "Harry and the Hendersons"


"Ah, mas oui, Hastings, this elusive 9 foot tall creature is a problem that will stimulate the little grey cells most adequately indeed!"

**touches up moustache**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:35 AM (NeFrd)

219 These BLMers thought the gravy train wd last forever. They probably get a boner every time their is a police shooting. Now that people are seeing thru their shite, they are fighting with each other over pennies.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:36 AM (iQIUe)

220 Over T-Shirt sales?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2015 08:29 AM (mndtc)

LOL. Could be.

But the reason for this dust up is self identifying African American Shaun King is pissy that he didn't get invited to the BLM/White House Christmas party like true African American (who hangs out with whitey) DeRay.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 08:37 AM (fWAjv)

221 Interesting link, grammie!


Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 08:35 AM (NOIQH)
===========================================

Yeah, wish I had known about it before. I would have put it on my Christmas list. Instead, I think I am getting one of those grabber sticks that old people use to get things off the top shelf. Not really the same.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:37 AM (dFi94)

222 10:40 am || Holds a National Security Council meeting on the campaign against ISIS; The Pentagon

12:35 pm || Delivers a statement; denouncing The Pentagon


Fixed. A word had been missing.

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2015 08:38 AM (ZxmMG)

223 >>Islamic State Issues Fatwa Against Children with Down Syndrome, Murders 38 Disabled Infants


Aaaand what's the problem?

Did they forget to harvest their organs?

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 14, 2015 08:40 AM (NOIQH)

224 >>>David Suchet is a star of stage and screen, probably best known for his iconic portrayal of Agatha Christie's Poirot.

That dude is Poirot. He basically corresponded 100% to how everyone, including me imagined Poirot.

Agatha Christie, A. C. Doyle, Ian Fleming. Why do the English come up with all these characters that we obsess about who portrays them best?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 14, 2015 08:40 AM (kSew+)

225
You can't blame Islam for what happened in San Bernardino, because San Bernardino isn't mentioned in the Q'uran.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama



Well. the Original McDonald's Site and Museum in San Berdo is the 6th holiest site in Islam....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 08:41 AM (kdS6q)

226 ICYMI, the planet was saved over the weekend.

He says that as if it were a good thing.

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2015 08:42 AM (1xUj/)

227 http://tinyurl.com/hb6dwqs

"this is my standard issue k9. He is trained to..... smell."

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 08:18 AM (fWAjv)


That's a parody, a goof.

Posted by: RickZ at December 14, 2015 08:42 AM (A5RGQ)

228 >>Yeah, wish I had known about it before. I would have put it on my Christmas list.

I put the "Moody Bible Commentary" on my list - had jotted it down after you mentioned it a few weeks ago

Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 08:44 AM (NOIQH)

229
Suchet did a fairly good 3 part series on St Paul. I recommend it. Even if you are not religious, he follows in the footsteps of Paul from Israel to Syria to Greece to Rome. You can see a lot of the beautiful archaeological sites no longer with us. Very entertaining and multi-talented guy.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:44 AM (iQIUe)

230 Islamic State Issues Fatwa Against Children with Down Syndrome, Murders 38 Disabled Infants Breitbart http://bit.ly/1NPfeBEPosted by: mindful webworker
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I agree with Obama, I can't take ISIS seriously.
If they were really concerned about eugenics, they'd commit suicide en masse.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 14, 2015 08:45 AM (kSew+)

231 That's a parody, a goof.

Posted by: RickZ at December 14, 2015 08:42 AM (A5RGQ)

Dammit.

Actually kind of a relief. Didn't think anyone could be that dumb.


Ok then. 'Navy SEAL' gets bitch slapped by a Ranger.


http://tinyurl.com/q45xent

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 08:46 AM (fWAjv)

232
I will be there for all of you to have the honor and privilege to buy me food and booze, as well has have me regale you with dirty jokes and Yiddish tales.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Activities prohibited on Shabbat

"writing two or more letters"

So, no live blogging.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 08:46 AM (kdS6q)

233 He remember what happened when I signed Kyoto Agreement and it went to the Senate for a vote. Yeah. FU. Thats why fascism is neccessary.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 14, 2015 08:47 AM (XgfBI)

234 I put the "Moody Bible Commentary" on my list - had jotted it down after you mentioned it a few weeks ago



Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 08:44 AM (NOIQH)
============================================

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. It's chock full of good stuff. I wish I had gotten it earlier, but since it was just recently published I guess that would have been kinda hard to do.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:48 AM (dFi94)

235 After a month off work recuperating from foot surgery I go back to work this week. Wish me luck navigating the halls on my knee scooter! (Still at least another month with no weight bearing).

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:49 AM (NeFrd)

236 Grammar, he left out wear to buy those sweaters!

Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:49 AM (cbfNE)

237
Iraqi activist group Mosul Eye says the ISIS Shar'ia Board issued a fatwa to its members authorizing them to "kill newborn babies with Down's Syndrome and congenital deformities and disabled children".

The Mirror



Heyyyyy - that's our thing! You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 08:50 AM (kdS6q)

238 A preliminary investigation into the crash of a Russian passenger plane has found no indication yet of any illegal or terrorist act, Egypts chief investigator said in a statement released Monday.


That's pretty funny...That is called Egypt trying to save it's tourism business. And NO Arab Country ever tells the truth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 08:51 AM (gf8BH)

239 Hit of the season: Votermom vs autocucumber

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2015 08:51 AM (xq1UY)

240 And by the way, my dog (Buckley) is very capable of smelling all on his own, without standard K9 training of any sort.


I wonder what he rolled in.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:51 AM (NeFrd)

241
Grammar, he left out wear to buy those sweaters!

Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:49 AM (cbfNE)
=============================================

Really ?? Oh crap. Now how am I going to get Seamus Muldoon to buy me one?

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:51 AM (dFi94)

242 Wow, a photo of the volcanic ash covered B-25J Mitchell bombers. About 80 were destroyed.

http://www.ww2incolor.com/us-air-force/B25-DIST.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:53 AM (yfeci)

243 Moral... or is it ethical?... question for this immoral lot:

Is it wrong if I download a bootleg of a show to which I have free access anyway (to avoid streaming)?

Completely unrelatedly, we have two episodes left of Man in the High Castle. Intriguing. Hope the ending isn't a let down... or, worse, "to be continued in the sequel"!

Posted by: mindful webworker - asking 4 a friend at December 14, 2015 08:53 AM (3rpCw)

244 >>Heyyyyy - that's our thing! You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood


*AHEM*

Posted by: Hitler's Action T4 at December 14, 2015 08:53 AM (NOIQH)

245 Really ?? Oh crap. Now how am I going to get Seamus Muldoon to buy me one?

****


I would have presumed that living in the Midwest you would already have hundreds, if not thousands, of sweaters.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:54 AM (NeFrd)

246 Islamic State Issues Fatwa Against Children with Down Syndrome, Murders 38 Disabled Infants

This is so so sad. I mean, everything they've done has been awful, but still.

Shades of Nazi for sure.

Posted by: Lea at December 14, 2015 08:54 AM (lIU4e)

247 239 Hit of the season: Votermom vs autocucumber
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2015 08:51 AM (xq1UY)

---


autocucumber is winning

Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:54 AM (cbfNE)

248 I would have presumed that living in the Midwest you would already have hundreds, if not thousands, of sweaters.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:54 AM (NeFrd)
==================================================

Yeah, but not one with Jesus wearing a birthday hat holding balloons. I need that sweater.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:55 AM (dFi94)

249 Wow,Barack is going to oisten to that boring military stuff for alnost 2 hours?I very much doubt he will stay awake.

Posted by: Steevy at December 14, 2015 08:56 AM (8HTq1)

250 Coast to Coast AM rarely covers the territory Art Bell's version did. Most nights it's gun control, stock market, welfare, and other political stuff. I check their web site the night before to see if I should even turn it on. 4 mornings out of 5 the answer is listen to a CD.

Posted by: early riser at December 14, 2015 08:56 AM (jN+3o)

251 Here is a larger more detailed version of the above picture showing the devastated B-25Js.
http://www.warwingsart.com/12thAirForce/12thAF015.jpg

Some planes were repaired after the eruption.
http://www.warwingsart.com/12thAirForce/12thAF009.jpg

More on the story
http://www.warwingsart.com/12thAirForce/Vesuvius.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:57 AM (yfeci)

252 Hope the ending isn't a let down... or, worse, "to be continued in the sequel"!Posted by: mindful webworker - asking 4 a friend 


It ends okay. Enough loose ends for another season or three.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 08:58 AM (7v/r5)

253 "Dinner with lib friends"
Bless their hearts.

Posted by: early riser at December 14, 2015 08:58 AM (jN+3o)

254 Hey, they even sort of acknowledge us in "The Man in High Castle" when a guy who's making a cross-country road trip mentions the ash floating in the air to a local sheriff, and the sheriff responds it from the hospital, because: "Yeah, Tuesdays, they burn cripples, the terminally ill. Drag on the state.."

Posted by: Hitler's Action T4 at December 14, 2015 08:58 AM (NOIQH)

255 Man vs Horny Grizzly Bear
Man vs Big Ass Angry Whale
Priests vs Sexy Schoolboys
Man vs Same Old Tarentino BS
Man vs Hwd Blacklist lies
Man vs Scissoring
Man vs Musical gangbanging

Those are your holiday movie choices. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:09 AM (iQIUe)



Martha, tonight's movie selection just changed!

Posted by: Rapey Grizzly Bear that likes him some Big Butts and Angry Sex at December 14, 2015 08:59 AM (KUa85)

256 Is it wrong if I download a bootleg of a show to which I have free access anyway (to avoid streaming)?


I think you're good, morally. And I am a well-known bastion of morality.

Related story: back when Napster was a thing we got an e-mail from the general counsel of the company saying to delete any music we had downloaded onto company laptops.

Being a smartass, I e-mailed back and said "what about fair use? Copies of albums I already own legally?'.

He called me. "I don't care if you download the entire Beatles catalog, I just have to be on record as being against it".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2015 08:59 AM (1xUj/)

257 This will be the gist of Obama's statement.

"The fight against ISIS couldn't be going better and you have me to thank for it.If anything goes wrong it's the fault of these knuckledragging generals and admirals,and of course,the republicans."

Posted by: Steevy at December 14, 2015 08:59 AM (8HTq1)

258 It wouldn't be so bad if there was a Seamus Muldoon setting on autocucumber

Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:59 AM (cbfNE)

259 I found it! - on a site called Tipsy Elves, of course. They even have a version for your dog. I don't have a dog otherwise I'd buy that too.


http://bit.ly/1x7TM1n

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 09:00 AM (dFi94)

260 Moody Bible Commentary.

For bipolar people of faith.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 14, 2015 09:02 AM (oVJmc)

261 Wow,Barack is going to oisten to that boring military stuff for alnost 2 hours?I very much doubt he will stay awake.

Posted by: Steevy at December 14, 2015 08:56 AM (8HTq1)



He'll play Slap Jack with Reggie at the kiddie's table until the adults are finished talking-

then ask for a check list to approve or disapprove their conclusions.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 14, 2015 09:02 AM (KUa85)

262 Anyone expect Obama to say anything new?

What he could he possibly say that he hasn't already? Nothing's changed in the last few weeks.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 09:02 AM (NOIQH)

263 WallStJrnl reports that this week, the last deep-pit coal mine in Britain will close.
A triumph of alternative energy, one might think? Oh no, UK still relies on coal for at least a third of energy production. They're importing coal. From Russia.

Seems to me that the destruction of the coal industry in Britain, France and Germany, 40 years ago, had little to do with natural gas and everything to do with what political pests the miners' unions had made of themselves. Thanks, Zola.

And yes, the US is exporting coal, bigtime, as "domestic consumption" plummets, "necessarily." You thought digging for old Mr Peabody was rough? Wait until you work for the Chinese. If you work at all. Coal mines for sale, fire sale prices.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2015 09:04 AM (xq1UY)

264 That MP3 player full of his speeches covers everything Gaylord is programmed to say. Just have to re-arrange words or insert place names to update.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 09:04 AM (yfeci)

265 There's a lot of funny sweaters on that site. I like the one with Santa making yellow snow.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 09:05 AM (dFi94)

266
Well, after listening to Adele's 11! break up songs I'm now listening to Miami Vice's lesser know tracks...

Some grim stuff early in the AM.

Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 09:05 AM (qul7b)

267 253 "Dinner with lib friends"
Bless their hearts.
Posted by: early riser at December 14, 2015 08:58 AM (jN+3o)


Exactly. One of them is a VERY sharp lawyer and we started to get into the weeds about "penumbras and emanations" and "implied" right to privacy, and then I just gave up.

The nice thing is they don't push it and yammer away constantly. He is a very old and dear friend from grade school and we really do have a great time together.

You're absolutely right; bless their hearts, indeed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 09:06 AM (uRmWf)

268 Morning hoard, what sweet hell awaits us this week?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 14, 2015 09:06 AM (MbrzC)

269
autocucumber is winning
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:54 AM (cbfNE

Take heart, you are not alone!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 14, 2015 09:06 AM (voOPb)

270 Saw this:

I kind of understand Muslim frustration. After all, how many people do you suppose they are going to have to murder before people understand that Islam is a religion of peace?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 09:06 AM (BZAd3)

271 266 Some grim stuff early in the AM.
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 09:05 AM (qul7b)

Put on David Gates and Bread and then bawl your eyes out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 09:07 AM (uRmWf)

272 RIP Tibor Rubin


http://tinyurl.com/hxzqfst


Rubin, 76, was born in Hungary and sent to the Nazi concentration camp in Mauthausen, Austria, as a boy. His parents and a sister were killed during their imprisonment, but Rubin survived for 14 months and was freed when American soldiers stormed the camp.

He swore to pay back the country for that freedom, and eventually emigrated to America and joined the Army. He was sent to North Korea in 1950 with the 8th Cavalry Regiment and distinguished himself for bravery in battle during several firefights around Pusan.

In once instance, Army officials said, he took hold of his unit's only remaining weapon - a machine gun whose previous three gunners had been shot - and held off an advancing force long enough for his troops to retreat.
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More at Legal Insurrection. What a man.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 09:09 AM (fWAjv)

273 I saw the synopsis of the new movie with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Two sisters who decide to have one wacky(I'm sure) house party at their parents house before it gets sold.

They are both about 45 years old. Aren't they getting a little long in the tooth to be portraying 28 years olds?

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2015 09:09 AM (8ikIW)

274 Seasoned Greetings, fappers and fappees.

What fresh hell awaits us this fine day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2015 09:09 AM (LUgeY)

275 235 After a month off work recuperating from foot surgery I go back to work this week. Wish me luck navigating the halls on my knee scooter! (Still at least another month with no weight bearing).

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:49 AM (NeFrd)



You must have seriously fucked that foot up.

Did you drop a safe on it?

Posted by: jwest at December 14, 2015 09:09 AM (Zs4uk)

276 The Cross That Wasn't There

For many years I operated a Christian bookstore beside our home north of Toronto, and on our lawn a large neon sign called to travelers on the busy highway that passes our house. We were accustomed to strangers dropping in.
But one July evening a man drove in and called my husband over to his car. He thrust the car keys into my husband's hands, saying, "Here take these. I'm not fit to be on the road." He confessed that he'd had several drinks.
After talking for an hour, the man said, "I need help." My husband called up an organization that helps alcoholics, and two men from a nearby chapter came by. Later, having returned from work, I made a pot of coffee, and we sat around the kitchen table, talking.
He'd been on business at the beach thirty miles to our north. He was headed home, sixty-five miles to the south of us. "I could have killed someone," he repeated over and over. I thanked God that he had reached our house safely.
In the course of conversation I asked the man if he was familiar with this area.
"No," he said.
"Do you travel this way much?"
"No."
I was perplexed, "Why did you stop at our house?"
"The sign," he said. "I saw the sign on your lawn."
The sign? How could he have seen the sign? I had given it away when I closed the bookstore . . . nearly three years before. It was gone. There was nothing left of the yellow neon cross that once stood on our lawn.
Or was there?

Eros Savage

From "His Mysterious Ways" from "Guideposts magazine

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2015 09:09 AM (No/ki)

277 WSJ/NBC Poll has it Trump 27% - Cruz 22%.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 14, 2015 09:09 AM (vFmT2)

278 MULDOON SETTING ON A CUCUMBER!?!?
--Rev Al, ResIpsos-Loquitor

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2015 09:10 AM (xq1UY)

279 Tunis (AFP) - A Tunisian court sentenced six students to three years in jail each on charges of homosexuality in a judgement condemned by rights activists, their lawyer said on Monday.

The court in Kairouan last week handed down the maximum term under a controversial article of the criminal code that criminalises sex between two males, Boutheina Karkni said.
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More Peeps the left would like to import.


213 - I didn't know there were many ancient sites left that they hadn't destroyed... left. Or really just pilfered for the blackmarket collectors, then destroyed on video for propaganda and to increase the value of the assets pilfered.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 14, 2015 09:10 AM (MbrzC)

280 Yeah, but his bombs would cost twice as much and appeal to a very select group of hipsters.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 14, 2015 07:52 AM (oVJmc)

Oh hell yes. For those of us who actually made a living in IT back in the day, Apple was a joke. Indeed, as a computer company, from the time it was founded up until Jobs came back to Apple in the, I think, late 1990s/early 2000s, with an idea for this thing called the "iPod", the company was always just barely hanging on. The market for Apple computers was always very small, limited to that certain little group of well heeled (that is, they actually could afford the damn things) uber geeks, and two relatively small niche markets, the education establishment and the media. The most charitable thing that could be said for Apple computers was that they were "idiot proof", which given the groups that liked them is perhaps not so hard to understand. And there the matter stood for many years, with Apple just hanging on as a company.

Then when Steve Jobs shows back up, with his one share of Apple stock, and the idea for the iPod (and later the iPhone and iPad), that is what saved the company and made it the powerhouse it is today. Indeed the only reason their computers have the wider popularity they do today is, along with the brand name association with their "i" devices, is that they finally made the user interface and software more congruent with the Intel based machines that have dominated the market over the past 30 or so years. That, and they did reduce their prices a little.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at December 14, 2015 09:11 AM (AYY6Y)

281 If 0bama wants to fill the country with insufficiently vetted Muslims than I will exercise my right to protect myself by staying away from targets. You don't like it merchants?

Tough shit. Say something.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 07:19 AM
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And they can tell it to the chamber of commerce!

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 14, 2015 09:11 AM (teYv/)

282 Iraqi activist group Mosul Eye says the ISIS Shar'ia Board issued a fatwa to its members authorizing them to "kill newborn babies with Down's Syndrome and congenital deformities and disabled children".

The Mirror



Finally!

It's nice to finally see islam reaching out to find common ground with today's progressives.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 14, 2015 09:11 AM (KUa85)

283 "Trump calls Cruz a maniac. "

With LIVs that means they're friends and helps both men in the polls.

Posted by: early riser at December 14, 2015 09:12 AM (jN+3o)

284 Is it wrong if I download a bootleg of a show to which I have free access anyway (to avoid streaming)? 


Courts have ruled that an IP address does not equal an individual. So you could go out for the evening and your babysitter could use your Wi-Fi to download something. Or make terror threats. You can't be held responsible for what someone else does anymore than Starbucks can be held responsible for what their customers do on their free Wi-Fi.

So you're probably free from prosecution. Personally it makes me a little uncomfortable.

I suspect, seeing how rapidly some movies appear online, that movie studios are uploading stuff to generate 'buzz' that will drive traffic to movie theaters. Their really is -- unless you're spending thousands -- nothing like the movie theater experience.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 09:13 AM (7v/r5)

285 Kerry stated over the weekend that global warming deniers should be publicly shamed. (Odd coming from a traitorous asshole who has been publicly shamed over everything he has ever done since he decided to become a pinko hero.)

But anyway..

I think America should take his advice and apply it to Muslims who refuse to integrate into our society. It doesn't have to apply only to Muslims. Anyone who refuses to assimilate. A kind of combination "No sharia in America" and "Assimilate or leave," campaign.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 09:13 AM (BZAd3)

286 Did you drop a safe on it?

That's how Jack Daniel died. Safe wouldn't open, he kicked it, sepsis set in.
(Denounces self, Yes! I went to Lynchburg once).

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2015 09:14 AM (xq1UY)

287 News dump.

Posted by: HH at December 14, 2015 09:15 AM (DrCtv)

288 It wouldn't be so bad if there was a Seamus Muldoon setting on autocucumber


****


Just put a smiley face at the end of every comment, people will assume you are intentionally making puns.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 09:15 AM (NeFrd)

289 Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 09:13 AM (7v/r5)
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Far as I recall so far only 2 us districts have ruled that way, so it's not universal yet.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 14, 2015 09:16 AM (MbrzC)

290 Got to love WWII nose art

http://www.warwingsart.com/12thAirForce/Vesuv17.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 09:16 AM (yfeci)

291 "Today thanks to strong, principled American leadership," he said, we'll leave our children 'a world that is safer and more secure, more prosperous and more free, and that is our most important mission in our short time here on this earth'
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Damn he must be smoking some good shit.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 09:16 AM (fWAjv)

292 Yo.

Anyone else had the flu this year? It has been a miserable few days. I'm better than I was yesterday but still feverish and weak.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 14, 2015 09:16 AM (nXeSu)

293 >>>I saw the synopsis of the new movie with Tina Fey
and Amy Poehler. Two sisters who decide to have one wacky(I'm sure)
house party at their parents house before it gets sold.
They are both about 45 years old. Aren't they getting a little long in the tooth to be portraying 28 years olds?
Posted by: Bruce<<<

Yikes. How many old, not funny vagina jokes can one person withstand in 90 minutes of beta-male bashing?

Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2015 09:16 AM (UzPAd)

294
I think America should take his advice and apply it to Muslims who refuse to integrate into our society. It doesn't have to apply only to Muslims. Anyone who refuses to assimilate. A kind of combination "No sharia in America" and "Assimilate or leave," campaign.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 09:13 AM (BZAd3)
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By 'his' You mean that spokesperson for Kuwait? or Kerry?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 14, 2015 09:17 AM (MbrzC)

295 Seamus, I hope your leg heals quickly.

Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 09:17 AM (cbfNE)

296 ISIS Shar'ia Board issued a fatwa to its members authorizing them to "kill newborn babies with Down's Syndrome and congenital deformities and disabled children".

Hey, do you guys need a sales and distribution network...?

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 14, 2015 09:20 AM (oFSUK)

297 Agatha Christie, A. C. Doyle, Ian Fleming. Why do the English come up with all these characters that we obsess about who portrays them best?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 14, 2015 08:40 AM (kSew+)


The best Sherlock ever was Jeremy Brett.

/Let the flame wars begin.

Posted by: RickZ at December 14, 2015 09:21 AM (A5RGQ)

298 By 'his' You mean that spokesperson for Kuwait? or Kerry?
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 14, 2015 09:17 AM (MbrzC)

Yes

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 09:25 AM (BZAd3)

299 Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at December 14, 2015 09:11 AM (AYY6Y)

That was quite a rewrite.

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2015 09:25 AM (oFSUK)

300 SECRET DUMP NO ONE WILL TELL YOU ABOUT IS NOOD

Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 09:27 AM (cbfNE)

301 Hitler's Action T4: Hey, they even sort of acknowledge us in "The Man in High Castle"...

And the theme recurs in ep8, latest one we watched.

I keep thinking, "Life under Obamacare." Or ISIScare. Lots of similar jaded reflections while watching the show...!

free range jihadist: ...Enough loose ends for another season or three.

Aw, no, really? Can't anybody just tell a complete story anymore?

Posted by: mindful webworker - alternative historian at December 14, 2015 09:29 AM (3rpCw)

302 Seamus: I had foot surgery in August. Seven weeks in a cast then six weeks in a boot. Looking back, easy as pie. While it was going on, not so much. Scooter is the deal though. Waaay better than crutches. Hope yours is as successful as mine appears to have been. Damn foot is a complicated piece of equipment and painful when all is not right.

Posted by: Agitator at December 14, 2015 09:36 AM (2BJMY)

303 Saved over the weekend? All the Muslims and Marxists are still in position. I'm not sure what was saved. Did everyone know that the racist Black Panthers which are defended by Obama have the same leadership as the Nation of Islam?

Posted by: Rex at December 14, 2015 10:01 AM (9nmLG)

304 71 Norman Lear says "Trump scares the hell outta me."

+1 Trump

Trump calls Cruz a maniac.

-1 Trump

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed

Trump did NOT call Cruz a maniac, he said Cruz had acted LIKE a maniac.

Now if a maniac is sitting in the bathroom cutting his toenails, is he still acting like a maniac?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 14, 2015 10:36 AM (kfcYC)

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