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Morning Thread (12-14-2015)
ICYMI, the planet was saved over the weekend. So we've got that going for us.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:36 AM (qul7b)
DAY 1,130
330 to go (403 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:37 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: anti-socialist at December 14, 2015 06:37 AM (o9lmn)
Also firstestest
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:37 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: anti-socialist at December 14, 2015 06:37 AM (o9lmn)
Posted by: wing at December 14, 2015 06:37 AM (gd8Or)
Fuck you and your planet!
Posted by: The Vogons at December 14, 2015 06:37 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2015 06:37 AM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Ron at December 14, 2015 06:38 AM (StfVk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:38 AM (uRmWf)
Maybe later, if I have time...
Bonus ValuRite to the first who can ID that quote...
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:38 AM (qul7b)
So, okay. Is anyone else seeing an ad with a unicorn taking a rainbow colored Carvel shit onto a sugar cone?
"The Squatty Potty; for better stools."
I think Young & Rubicam is trolling you, Ace.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:40 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:38 AM (qul7b)
The quote is me. The nic is . . . well, I know that one too, duh!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:41 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:41 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:42 AM (qul7b)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2015 06:42 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:41 AM (qul7b)
There's a troll at PJ Media who, at 2AM, responded to one of my commentswith that line. Freaky.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:43 AM (uRmWf)
Wasn't me, musta been some other troll.
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:44 AM (qul7b)
** inspects vitamins **
Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2015 06:47 AM (AfsKp)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2015 06:42 AM (u82oZ)
The fact that we still smile does that for us. They want everyone to be a bunch of miserable joyless shits like they are.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 14, 2015 06:47 AM (J+mig)
But, a) Obama's pen and phone or worse b) congress using it as a vehicle to hide more pork.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:48 AM (uRmWf)
** inspects vitamins **
Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2015 06:47 AM (AfsKp)
It's hovering over a sugar cone and depositing a swirled soft-serve poo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:50 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Tmitsss at December 14, 2015 06:52 AM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:52 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 06:52 AM (nXxF1)
"It's hovering over a sugar cone and depositing a swirled soft-serve poo."
And then the CIA's latest LSD test wore off, and there I was, in Chicago, rubbing one out on the BO plaque...
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 06:52 AM (qul7b)
From?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 06:52 AM (nXxF1)
From ourselves, evidently. Marxism is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:53 AM (uRmWf)
Btw: Any Philly haters, check out the Bill Burr epic rant on the ONT.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 06:54 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 14, 2015 06:56 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Evil Otto at December 14, 2015 06:57 AM (6eVVe)
I wanted to say thank you for the idea for today's book on my blog (Dickens Christmas Stories)
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 06:59 AM (cbfNE)
Well, we are our own worst enemy. Alas, we be saved from that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:00 AM (nXxF1)
It's ok. Just consider it your day off from linking.
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 07:00 AM (cbfNE)
Une commente from a Frenchman on the results of this weekend's second and final round of regional elections, with the "anti-immigration" National Front being shut out:
"We have two major parties. The blue one is the fiscally liberal right, who want more immigrants in so wages stay low, housing high and there is not too much syndicalism (unionism). The pink one are the socialists, that for some reason want the exact same thing than the right but also take your money so they can buy votes with welfare. They united so the FN could not get any power."
This is going to seem very familiar to you next year.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 07:00 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 14, 2015 07:01 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Evil Otto at December 14, 2015 06:57 AM (6eVVe)
If they really wanted to save the planet from CO2, then we should embark on a program to defoliate the world. Kill everything that uses CO2! Voila! Problem solved.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:01 AM (uRmWf)
With the most obnoxious mews,
So angry, I'm up and dressed,
And there's not even any Vic News!
--Burma Shove
Posted by: mindful webworker - growl at December 14, 2015 07:03 AM (3rpCw)
Blight? If it wasn't for carbon dioxide, you know what you'd have to eat? Each other. You think broccoli tastes like shit you oughta try Lena Dunham. Or Rosie O'Donnell. Michael Moore.
Posted by: plants everywhere at December 14, 2015 07:03 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: mindful webworker - growl at December 14, 2015 07:03 AM (3rpCw)
Shove? I gotta try that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:04 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2015 07:04 AM (kSew+)
Posted by: Colin at December 14, 2015 07:05 AM (T3Tpd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:05 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Tim in Illinios Old and Unimproved but reduced in Price. at December 14, 2015 07:05 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton
The only cure is
More Cowbell!!
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2015 07:06 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Tmitsss at December 14, 2015 07:06 AM (Pa9vP)
Dog is still in the rack, can't be roused.
Maybe he's smarter than I am.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:07 AM (nXxF1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:09 AM (uRmWf)
No. Worst thing for that. She needs carbon. Not two atoms of it joined together. Single atom, confined space.
Posted by: plants everywhere at December 14, 2015 07:10 AM (7v/r5)
Aren't you lefties supposed to be the people who believe in science? Because science tells us that people are the product of both their biology and their environment. Steve Jobs' biological father may have been a Syrian immigrant, but he was never around Steve as a child, and had no influence on him as an adult.
The people who raised Steve from infancy, told him repeatedly that he was special, instilled his work ethic and values, sacrificed so that Steve could attend better schools, spent time building things with Steve in the garage -- those people were white, Christian, Americans named Paul and Clara Jobs.
The fact is -- based on the science you leftists claim to revere -- that Steve Jobs likely wouldn't have been the same Steve Jobs he became without the environmental influences provided by American Christians Paul and Clara Jobs. Had Steve Jobs been raised by his Syrian-immigrant "father," he might have ended up becoming a master criminal (or drug-addicted stoner loser, or annoying SJW academic, etc.), instead of a business visionary. Or Steve might have ended up as a hotel worker in Reno, Nevada (which is what his Syrian "father" is currently doing).
Also curious in the "Steve Jobs was the son of a Syrian migrant" argument is the missing element of Steve Jobs' biological mother. She was not Syrian. She was an American of German-Catholic descent. And the biological mother also birthed (and raised) a daughter by the Syrian Jindali, and that daughter became a successful novelist. Maybe the real genius in the Steve Jobs' biological lineage was the American mother, and not the Syrian father who was MIA from both his kids' lives.
Anyway, that's my $.02. Just getting really tired of all these lefties who assume that Steve Jobs would have been and done exactly the same things he did if he'd been raised by his one Syrian biological parent.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 14, 2015 07:10 AM (a31sM)
Explosives cache found in Missouri woods, described as "something that could not be bought for recreational use..."
http://bit.ly/1Qo66X6
Suspected bombs clear malls in Fla, NJ, NM, on Saturday, no bombs found, though...
http://bit.ly/1Or3xxt
Now six Wal-Marts have seen bulk cell purchases and some oddball is spotted in the woods...
http://bit.ly/1Y9NHBJ
Student brings real bomb to school, two arrested.
No other information about the students have been released. It is noted that the kid with the bomb also had several knifes on him...
http://bit.ly/1QGpblJ
Posted by: mindful webworker - I'm not Vic at December 14, 2015 07:12 AM (3rpCw)
Missouri again.
That state's making me nervous.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:14 AM (nXxF1)
Posted by: Colin at December 14, 2015 07:16 AM (T3Tpd)
Dad would've been 98 in two days. Never got to know him well enough. He died at just past 50, from alcohol, cigs, bad marriages, anger, and stress - at least one or more of the above.
Posted by: mindful webworker - older than my father at December 14, 2015 07:16 AM (3rpCw)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 14, 2015 07:17 AM (kSew+)
Plumber sues Ford dealer after truck with company logo was used by jihadists in Syria
http://tinyurl.com/pwbr6n9
Sells company truck to dealer who assures it will be de-logoed. Next thing you know, it's being twit pic'd as an ISIS technical with a 20mm in the bed.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 07:17 AM (kdS6q)
Might help.
Posted by: Tim in Illinios Old and Unimproved but reduced in Price. at December 14, 2015 07:05 AM (WVsWD)
It works. Trust us.
Posted by: VMFA-251 on deployment at December 14, 2015 07:19 AM (WWdgA)
If 0bama wants to fill the country with insufficiently vetted Muslims than I will exercise my right to protect myself by staying away from targets. You don't like it merchants?
Tough shit. Say something.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 07:19 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 14, 2015 07:19 AM (MIKMs)
Bill's Plumbing has no competition!
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 14, 2015 07:19 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2015 07:20 AM (kSew+)
Storyline sucked, but the visuals were interesting. Some interesting people, and interesting characters, and some great pictures of navy war ships made it worth the time to watch.
Lotta movies in that $5 bin, for those of you who shop at Walmart.
Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 07:21 AM (OOYxz)
The sand is there for traction. Plus it feels more "goaty"
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2015 07:21 AM (8ikIW)
But, a) Obama's pen and phone or worse b) congress using it as a vehicle to hide more pork.
.
.
.
.Obama doesn't give a $hit about the deal now, as far as he is concerned it can dry up and blow away. All he was concerned about was getting a "historic" Climate Change deal signed for his library, nothing more.
His possible upcoming trip to Cuba is in the same venue. Trying to emulate Nixon to China.
If he doesn't start doing symbolic stuff soon his library will be just one tiny room, possibly the bathroom.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 14, 2015 07:22 AM (iONHu)
Trump calls Cruz "a bit of a maniac..."
http://bit.ly/1m0G3rV
Cruz responds with tweet
In honor of my friend @realDonaldTrump and good-hearted #Maniacs everywhere: https://t.co/KOPIi4XTVt*
http://bit.ly/1RjSImO
*Cruz's tweet link goes to YouTube video
Posted by: mindful webworker - maniacally at December 14, 2015 07:22 AM (3rpCw)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2015 07:24 AM (kSew+)
But, a) Obama's pen and phone or worse b) congress using it as a vehicle to hide more pork.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 06:48 AM
IIRC, didn't John F'n Kerry say the agreement had been designed to allow Choom Boy to bypass Congress?
That probably suits them just fine. Who needs another headache vote in an election year?
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2015 07:24 AM (ykopX)
Posted by: Colin at December 14, 2015 07:24 AM (T3Tpd)
I hit it up regularly. Find some real gems, every once in awhile.
2 years ago, found Victory at Sea.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 14, 2015 07:24 AM (WWdgA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:25 AM (nXxF1)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 14, 2015 07:25 AM (1uTkE)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 14, 2015 07:25 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 14, 2015 07:19 AM (MIKMs)
You bet. By the way, YouTube suggested the Heartland Institute channel and I watched a few videos from their 10th annual climate conference. Notables were Mark Steyn and Lord Christopher Momckton. HIGHLY recommend watching him especially. Steyn is just hilarious as he goofs on Michael Mann.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:26 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:26 AM (nXxF1)
+1 Trump
Trump calls Cruz a maniac.
-1 Trump
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 14, 2015 07:25 AM (u5gzz)
Cruz tweets back to Trump an admission of sorts: "Maniac" from Flashdance.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:27 AM (uRmWf)
http://goo.gl/GRS7yh
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 07:27 AM (iQIUe)
That is how Cruz responded to W.'s criticism awhile back.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 14, 2015 07:28 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2015 07:28 AM (kSew+)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 14, 2015 07:29 AM (iONHu)
Okay, that one lost me. Marine squadron what....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:25 AM (nXxF1)
Marine Fighter Attack Squadron 251
A few deep hits of O2 cures that hangover real quick, not that Fighter Pilots would know that.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at December 14, 2015 07:29 AM (WWdgA)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 07:30 AM (iQIUe)
http://goo.gl/GRS7yh
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 07:27 AM (iQIUe)
That's the warning?! Sheesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:30 AM (uRmWf)
Trump slings insult, Cruz deflects with grace and wit without attacking
back directly.
That is how Cruz responded to W.'s criticism awhile back.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 14, 2015 07:28 AM
Wonder how Cruz would respond if Trump sent him a Teddy bear? Maybe a pull-the-string talking bear that speaks Spanish....
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2015 07:30 AM (ykopX)
Well, I guess that makes us even, because Norman Lear and his "People for the American way," angers the hell outa me.
Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 07:30 AM (OOYxz)
Daily Mail
http://dailym.ai/1RjTrVa
c/o BlazingCatFur
http://bit.ly/1Qh68Al
Posted by: mindful webworker - just lone wolf workplace violence at December 14, 2015 07:31 AM (3rpCw)
http://bit.ly/1m0G3rV"
And again folks, do not make any judgement calls until you can view the full context of the quote in either written or video form.
This is a big fat nothing burger from both men.
They got something going on and in my opinion this is part of it.
Posted by: Tim in Illinios Old and Unimproved but reduced in Price. at December 14, 2015 07:31 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2015 07:30 AM (ykopX)
Morning!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:31 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 14, 2015 07:32 AM (0O7c5)
Well, I guess that makes us even, because Norman Lear and his "People for the American way," angers the hell outa me.
Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 07:30 AM (OOYxz)
I love how raging leftists who have a blind hatred for this country and the illegitimacy of its founding invoke its name and character in the titles of their organizations.
And when I say "love" I mean something different.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:33 AM (uRmWf)
Well, it's in the Koran:
So when you meet those who disbelieve, strike [their] necks until, when you have inflicted slaughter upon them, then secure their bonds, and either [confer] favor afterwards or ransom [them] until the war lays down its burdens.
Teacher at French kindergarten is stabbed in the neck by hooded man shouting 'This is Daesh. This is a warning'
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 07:33 AM (7v/r5)
Seattle Considers Measure to Let Uber and Lyft Drivers Unionize
the App-Based Drivers Association will become the first organization of on-demand contract workers in the United States to win an explicit right to unionize, albeit one that could run afoul of federal law.
Uber has two potential legal arguments against the measure if it passes. The first is that federal law reigns supreme when it comes to organizing, rendering a city ordinance on the subject essentially null and void. The second is that collective bargaining by independent contractors would amount to illegal price-fixing under antitrust law.
http://tinyurl.com/pv8oc5s
Wouldn't necessarily count on our fee/tax legal system upholding the employee/contractor distinction in any rational or consistent fashion.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 07:33 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 14, 2015 07:33 AM (ZQfW9)
---
This is a warning. Your PM is a nutless, traitorous retard POS. But you will ignore it because you are too.
I may be entering the Dr. Strangelove phase.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 14, 2015 07:33 AM (kSew+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:31 AM
And a big Hound-Dog Howdy to you, JJ!
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2015 07:33 AM (ykopX)
Ah, okay.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:34 AM (nXxF1)
It is thought the attacker arrived unarmed at the Jean-Perrin d'Aubervilliers school and found the sharp weapons from inside the classroom.
So even in France the gun free zones don't work??
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2015 07:34 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 14, 2015 07:32 AM (0O7c5)
Those are actually extras from a William Castle/Samuel Z. Arkoff film that never heard the news that the 50's ended.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:34 AM (uRmWf)
with goblins that live in caves.....they landed from a space ship in
1951
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.
.
.I heard that Hobo's teeth are made from Cinnamon.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 14, 2015 07:35 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's on, now, Bruce! at December 14, 2015 07:36 AM (3rpCw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:36 AM (nXxF1)
Of course that was back in the day when 'west of the Hudson' was wilderness frontier populated by Indians.
Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 07:36 AM (OOYxz)
In honor of my friend @realDonaldTrump and good-hearted #Maniacs everywhere:
Ha. I do like Cruz.
Morning.
Posted by: Lea at December 14, 2015 07:36 AM (vmMMi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:36 AM (uRmWf)
_____________________
No, Jindali is a non-practicing Muslim.
Jindali met Steve Jobs briefly once, when he worked as a restaurant manager in California. Jindali has a Ph.D. in poli sci from a Wisconsin university, but never did much with it. He currently works in a hotel casino in Reno, Nevada.
It was Steve Jobs' father Paul Jobs who got Steve interested in electronics. As a kid, Steve loved to go out to the garage and tinker around with his dad. Steve loved to spend time with his dad when his dad was fixing cars in their garage, and Steve especially loved building things in the garage with his dad. Paul Jobs had a strong sense of morals, and an even stronger work ethic. He was a big part of the reason why Steve Jobs became the man he became. Would Steve have achieved the same level of success if he'd been raised by the weak-willed, academically-inclined Syrian? We'll never know, but my guess would be no.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 14, 2015 07:36 AM (a31sM)
"Invasion of the Turtle People," starring the McConnells.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:37 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 14, 2015 07:37 AM (JO9+V)
with goblins that live in caves."
Oh, PG, goblins only live in cellars.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:38 AM (nXxF1)
Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2015 07:38 AM (8HTq1)
with goblins that live in caves.....they landed from a space ship in
1951
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 14, 2015 07:32 AM
Must be hard to keep Art Bell's flame alive.
Coast to Coast used to be one of my not-guilty pleasures, just like the Weekly World News.
Sometimes it's good to remember the days when nutballs were harmless and marginalized.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2015 07:39 AM (ykopX)
In smart milblog news:
Sikh Soldier Allowed to Keep Beard in Rare Army Exception
It is the first time in decades that the military has granted a religious accommodation for a beard to an active-duty combat soldier, a move that observers say could open the door for Muslims and other troops seeking to display their faith. But it is only temporary, lasting for a month while the Army decides whether to give permanent status to Captain Singhs exception.
http://tinyurl.com/pxyas7u
Lawsuit threatened ect.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 07:39 AM (kdS6q)
Next week I'll bet and the Panthers won't cover
13-0! The crowd was fvcking pumped up.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2015 07:39 AM (jJRIy)
John Pederasta seems convinced that Cruz is going to be the nominee. Meh. Just rallying his minions, as if they need to rally against Cruz. They may hate Trump but they really loathe Cruz. And for good reason. I mean good in a good way.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:39 AM (uRmWf)
by the weak-willed, academically-inclined Syrian? We'll never know, but
my guess would be no.
Or he would have just built endless clock bombs...
Posted by: Colin at December 14, 2015 07:39 AM (T3Tpd)
He also said Trump is the middle finger of America's right hand.
I have to agree with him on that. First thing he has said about politics that makes sense.
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 14, 2015 07:39 AM (1BQGO)
Trolls are real,we get several who comment here every day.
Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2015 07:38 AM (8HTq1)
Until the ban hammer!
Posted by: Palin Steele at December 14, 2015 07:40 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 14, 2015 07:40 AM (kSew+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:40 AM (nXxF1)
Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2015 07:38 AM (8HTq1)
Ours are actually pretty good compared to the drooling vermin hanging around Breitbart and PJ Media.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 07:40 AM (uRmWf)
I was the love slave of a both a Gray and a Green who were both possessed by demons from the 13th dimension. They made me do.. things... terrible things... like put mayonnaise on freedom fries. The horror... the horror...
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 07:41 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:42 AM (nXxF1)
Hail Hydra!:
NBC Teams With PolitiFact For Campaign Fact-Checking Project
NBC has teamed with the PolitiFact website for a new campaign season fact-checking project, PolitiFact, which calls itself Americas largest fact-checking organization, will monitor statements made on Meet the Press and other programs, giving selected comments a score on its Truth-O-Meter.
Deadline.com
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 07:43 AM (kdS6q)
"Levittown?"
I had never heard the term "Levit" until this shit.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:42 AM (nXxF1)
Levettown? He was a Joooo!
http://tinyurl.com/zafn7az
Posted by: Palin Steele at December 14, 2015 07:45 AM (jJRIy)
Darth Vader is black? Holy spades, Batman! Not that, er, there is, like, anything wrong with that, ya know.
I just always saw him as more of an Eskimo lesbian tranny sort...
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 07:45 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 07:45 AM (yfeci)
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No. If xe was a bear, xe wouldn't have a Va J.J.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM (kSew+)
When 'All in the Family' came out back in 1970 or whenever, CBS hired extra phone operators to handle the expected onslaught of outraged viewers over the character of Archie Bunker. They thought his outrageous viewpoints would shock and horrify mainstream audiences. They thought Meathead was going to be the hero of the series.
They received a grand total of two complaint calls when the show aired. Archie Bunker went on to be a national hero and beloved character. And no one could stand Meathead.
Norman Lear and the media elites understand Americans no better now than they did in 1970.
Posted by: V the K at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM (O7MnT)
26 Things Taylor Swift Did This Year, Ranked in Order of Feels Caused - People Magazine
Taylor is some kind of pop entertainer, I've gathered. Don't know, don't care, but did find this photo amusing, anyway:
http://bit.ly/1Z7BkTP
Posted by: mindful webworker - who's hooeyare? at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM (3rpCw)
They'll be right for the next 13 months. Leave now
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 07:48 AM (yfeci)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:48 AM (nXxF1)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2015 07:48 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at December 14, 2015 07:50 AM (JO9+V)
NBC Teams With PolitiFact For Campaign Fact-Checking Project
From a certain point of view.
Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Broadly defined....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 07:51 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: V the K at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM
They understood it pretty well back then!
One of the driving forces behind the show's popularity was the guilty pleasure of watching characters that were supposedly non-PC. People talked about the outcry against the show, the calls and letters CBS was allegedly getting, and felt smug and hip because they understood Lear's joke.
The cost of hiring two extra people to fend off the outraged proles -- if they really did hire anyone -- was more than offset by the publicity value.
Darryl Zanuck would have understood that.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 14, 2015 07:52 AM (ykopX)
Or he would have just built endless clock bombs...
Yeah, but his bombs would cost twice as much and appeal to a very select group of hipsters.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 14, 2015 07:52 AM (oVJmc)
From this day in 1943- Italy, at the mouth of the Liri Valley
Dec 14, 1943 - The EZ Dog Journals
Clear. 936 [FA Bn] & 937 [FA Bn] both
being shelled rather heavily. Patrolling and occasional clashes on the front. Gerry air-power increasing - so is ours. Plans for attack drafted.
Nice to know Dad had ampersands.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 07:54 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 07:54 AM (OOYxz)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2015 07:56 AM (kSew+)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 14, 2015 07:57 AM (kSew+)
In the Heart of the Sea only pulled in $11 million on opening weekend. After the 18th this movie will be in the bowels of the mighty Saarlac.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 07:58 AM (yfeci)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has pictures at December 14, 2015 07:59 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 07:59 AM (nXxF1)
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Shit. Maybe I should give this Friday's MoMe in nyc a miss. Thanks for the heads up.
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at December 14, 2015 08:00 AM (kSew+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - WW2, still with us at December 14, 2015 08:01 AM (3rpCw)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 07:54 AM (NeFrd)
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Did your Dad get to see Mt. Vesuvius erupt?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:02 AM (iQIUe)
Taylor is some kind of pop entertainer, I've gathered.
Posted by: mindful webworker - who's hooeyare? at December 14, 2015 07:46 AM (3rpCw)
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I thought Tayor was on that planet of the apes movie.... *hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2015 08:02 AM (HSmrB)
Not being Cruz, I couldn't say. What I would do, were I he, would be to politely express my thanks but point out that my family has been in the US for generations, legally, and that they can speak English pretty fluently.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 14, 2015 08:03 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:03 AM (cbfNE)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/o8r3j4g
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:03 AM (yfeci)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:04 AM (nXxF1)
Or he would have just built endless clock bombs...
Posted by: Colin at December 14, 2015 07:39 AM (T3Tpd)
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Yes, there's no doubt Steve Jobs would still have been very intelligent, but how he would have used that intelligence is anybody's guess.
He might have ended up a drugged-up loser. We know Steve liked using drugs (he particularly liked LSD). The drug use pissed off his dad Paul Jobs, which may be the reason Steve didn't go down that path too far. Steve respected his father Paul, and wanted his approval. When he got his first factory (much of which he'd designed himself) one of the first things Steve did was call his dad Paul Jobs so his dad could come and see what he'd done. Steve's relationship with Paul Jobs and their shared interest in electronics and building things was key to Steve Jobs' development into the man he became. It's insulting to Paul Jobs' memory to pretend otherwise.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 14, 2015 08:04 AM (a31sM)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 14, 2015 08:04 AM (oVJmc)
Prove me wrong!
Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2015 08:05 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Lesbian roboticists are researching ways of transplanting my head onto a cyborg body. I ain't going nowhere for the next several hundred years.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2015 08:05 AM (kSew+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:06 AM (nXxF1)
Obamacare nonprofit insurers are failing:
http://tinyurl.com/zk75a9x
McConnell and Ryan seek out cameras, "There is nothing we can do."
Congressional Republicans would have us think that they could do nothing to rid this country of this socialist cancer. They never wanted to, and until they are forced to do it, they won't. D.C. needs obamacare for the money sink that it is. If they do away with obamacare, they will be forced to deal with the massive problems of the debt and obligations that there is no money for.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 08:07 AM (BZAd3)
NYC area Moron Meet-Up this Friday.
Contact CBD for details.
As an added incentive, I will be there for all of you to have the honor and privilege to buy me food and booze, as well has have me regale you with dirty jokes and Yiddish tales.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 08:07 AM (uRmWf)
Border Patrol said this is the first cloned unit in recent memory in the Laredo area and has urged the public to call law enforcement if they see something suspicious.
But not racisty suspicious you guys.
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2015 08:07 AM (8ikIW)
No, Leo, go to NYC. You'll love it. Friends, fun. Don't worry.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:04 AM (nXxF1)
It's a fun town and scratch a NYer and you will find a pretty good person.
They do talk funny.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2015 08:07 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Steve Wozniak at December 14, 2015 08:08 AM (kSew+)
Islamic State Issues Fatwa Against Children with Down Syndrome, Murders 38 Disabled Infants
Breitbart
http://bit.ly/1NPfeBE
Posted by: mindful webworker - Hitler approved at December 14, 2015 08:08 AM (3rpCw)
Man vs Horny Grizzly Bear
Man vs Big Ass Angry Whale
Priests vs Sexy Schoolboys
Man vs Same Old Tarentino BS
Man vs Hwd Blacklist lies
Man vs Scissoring
Man vs Musical gangbanging
Those are your holiday movie choices. lol
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:09 AM (iQIUe)
Lesbo-borg?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:09 AM (nXxF1)
Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 08:09 AM (OOYxz)
Cant forget the obligatory trannie story.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:10 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:10 AM (yfeci)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Where does the Chipmunk movie fall into the above?
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2015 08:10 AM (8ikIW)
Yeah, but his bombs would cost twice as much and appeal to a very select group of hipsters.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 14, 2015 07:52 AM (oVJmc)
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LOL.
You know, one of the other stupid things about the "we need more Syrian refugees because Steve Jobs' dad was a Syrian refugee" nonsense is the fact that Steve Jobs' biological mother was American.
Isn't it kind of . . . sexist . . . to impute all of Steve Jobs' genius to the Syrian father's input? Maybe instead of more Syrian refugees, what we really need is more German Catholic immigrants (like Steve Jobs' biological American mother was descended from)!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 14, 2015 08:11 AM (a31sM)
I should have known.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:11 AM (nXxF1)
Man vs Big Ass Angry Whale
Priests vs Sexy Schoolboys
Man vs Same Old Tarentino BS
Man vs Hwd Blacklist lies
Man vs Scissoring
Man vs Musical gangbanging
Those are your holiday movie choices. lol
Man, times change. In my day, we had Bing Crosby and Bob Hope.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2015 08:11 AM (mndtc)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/neb4647
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:12 AM (yfeci)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 08:12 AM (7v/r5)
Nip, shhhttt!
I know that, you know that. Don't let them know that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:13 AM (nXxF1)
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How much is that doggie in the sweater? I do hope that doggie's for sale.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:14 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 08:15 AM (OOYxz)
Breitbart
http://bit.ly/1NPfeBE
Posted by: mindful webworker - Hitler approved at December 14, 2015 08:08 AM (3rpCw)
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That's sick.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:15 AM (dFi94)
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/12/13/ man-threatening-customers-with-guns-machete-is-shot-killed-at-pennsylvania-wal/
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:15 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2015 08:16 AM (UzPAd)
This needs to change. People have to quit worrying about their father's approval. Fathers should approve of them no matter what they do. It's the only way to advance civilization.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 14, 2015 08:16 AM (kSew+)
http://tinyurl.com/hcxrh2q
No, not THAT insane megalomaniac. Erdogan. With Russia.
Erdogan is trying to suck up to Israel now to take some of the pressure off of him.
This idiot sees himself as some kind of heir of Ataturk. But like our megalomaniac, he's an incompetent jackass for whom everything he touches turns to shit.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 08:17 AM (BZAd3)
Hah! I cite the 'Frank Moses' quote from R.E.D. "That hasn't been my experience."
Posted by: Ouija Jamma at December 14, 2015 08:17 AM (OOYxz)
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:17 AM (cbfNE)
yeah right, and the Pope's not a Catholic either...OK maybe this Pope isn't but in general?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 08:17 AM (gf8BH)
He has a Ph.D. (in poli sci) and he works in a hotel/casio in Reno, Nevada. The one time he met Steve Jobs (as an adult) was when he was working as a restaurant manager in California.
So yeah, let's import more people who can get Ph.D's and then go to work as restaurant and/or hotel staff!
Because there just aren't enough unemployed American Ph.D. holders (especially in social sciences) to fill all those restaurant and hotel jobs! We need to import more!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 14, 2015 08:17 AM (a31sM)
Posted this over the weekend but wanted to share again so you can start the week laughing.
Stolen Valor.... doing it wayyyy wrong.
http://tinyurl.com/hb6dwqs
"this is my standard issue k9. He is trained to..... smell."
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 08:18 AM (fWAjv)
I know that, you know that. Don't let them know that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:13 AM (nXxF1)
You know they have to be pretty good people if a Southern boy can party with a bunch of scumbag Yankees, that will drink you under the table.
Been a member of NYAC for 40 years. I joined when I was 12. That's my story damn it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2015 08:19 AM (jJRIy)
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Don't believe so.
Seamus, enjoying the diary serialization
Thanks. It picks up in January. At this point Dad had only been in the combat zone for a little over a month. I think he was still wrapping his head around some of what he was seeing.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:19 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Valiant at December 14, 2015 08:19 AM (2bqlb)
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Planned parenthood called to say that's terrible - why are they letting parts go to waste?
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:19 AM (cbfNE)
Well Votermom some good news. Only the bad person at room temperature.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:20 AM (yfeci)
Posted by: Jar-Jar Lucas at December 14, 2015 08:20 AM (oVJmc)
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/12/13/ man-threatening-customers-with-guns-machete-is-shot-killed-at-pennsylvania-wal/
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:15 AM (cbfNE)
Your phrasing made me spit coffee. Thanks votermom
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 08:20 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:21 AM (NeFrd)
This needs to change. People have to quit
worrying about their father's approval. Fathers should approve of them
no matter what they do. It's the only way to advance civilization.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 14, 2015 08:16 AM (kSew+)
Yeah. Straight up!
Posted by: Janeen Garopfalough at December 14, 2015 08:21 AM (oVJmc)
http://goo.gl/1yxaLV
The one woman who actually has helped refugees, i.e., smuggling a disabled kid out who was going to be a suicide bomb, is viciously attacked by lefties for calling islam dangerous.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:22 AM (iQIUe)
One of the effects of the volcano's ash cloud was the fallout destroyed a number of B-25J Mitchell bombers. It took supply about a week to replace all the B-25s.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:23 AM (yfeci)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Hitler approved at December 14, 2015 08:08 AM (3rpCw)
Obama issues statement, "This is not Islam. That is all. Now where's that golf bag? "
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 08:24 AM (BZAd3)
It's weird, Nip. One of the best friends I've ever had is guy in NYC. He is steeped in NYC. So New Yorked up.
He only started drinking a couple years ago.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:25 AM (nXxF1)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:25 AM (NeFrd)
RIP.
Weasel ZIppers
A MUST read for all Morons.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 08:26 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:26 AM (iQIUe)
RIP.
Weasel ZIppers
A MUST read for all Morons.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 08:26 AM (gf8BH)
Actually ACE or any rep for him, THIS is thread worthy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 08:27 AM (gf8BH)
David Sachet: "What I learned from recording the whole Bible".
http://bit.ly/1IZTb5K
David Suchet is a star of stage and screen, probably best known for his iconic portrayal of Agatha Christie's Poirot.
He's also a committed Christian who's passionately committed to the Bible. Suchet has recorded the whole of the New International Version, the first ever recording of the NIV by a single actor.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:27 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 08:27 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 08:27 AM (7v/r5)
Me: I had to listen to my state senator drone on about global warming at lunch.
Him: (shocked) You don't think global warming is a problem?
Me: No, no I don't.
Later, saying good bye...
Him: Well, I have a wife and dog waiting for me in front of the fireplace at home.
Me: (rolls eyes)
Him: (realizing the hypocrisy) Well I drive a Prius and do a lot for the environment, so I figure it's OK to have this one vice.
Um, no. No, it's not. You liberal ass.
Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at December 14, 2015 08:28 AM (Vv/Pc)
Wrote about him back in 2009. Awesome story of endurance and of hope.
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2009/08/saint-in-hell.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:29 AM (yfeci)
*over at WZ
Over T-Shirt sales?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2015 08:29 AM (mndtc)
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One good thing about the current unpleasantness. I read the gardening thread and instead of thinking, "all this tractor talk! Hmmph! I'm a New Yorker, these people are so weird", I think "these are my fellow Americans, cobelligerents, great people, and liberal cockroaches should not be allowed to harm them." Ofuckface is creating unintended allegiances. I wouldn't mind being part of an agrarian community at this point, as long as it were liberal free.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 14, 2015 08:30 AM (kSew+)
That's a slam dunk, right there!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 14, 2015 08:32 AM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 14, 2015 08:34 AM (nXxF1)
The terrorist organization took full control over Sabratha on Saturday. The city has several ancient Roman landmark sites, including a third-century amphitheater, one of UNESCO's world heritage sites.
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Contained bitch's! CONTAINED!
*sparks up another bowl
10:40 am || Holds a National Security Council meeting on the campaign against ISIS; The Pentagon
12:35 pm || Delivers a statement; The Pentagon
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 08:34 AM (fWAjv)
As an aircraft mechanic he told the Army they needed to move their planes away from the falling ash, but as a sergeant he was disregarded. The ash fell and then rain that turned it to acid and it ate through the wings.
Posted by: AE at December 14, 2015 08:34 AM (+ft6G)
In a tweet from Allahpundit -
Merkel to drastically reduce number of "immigrants"
In a similar headline from Breitbart:
Hahn says that Rubio's I-Squared bill invites unlimited Muslim immigration and combines a student visa program with a citizenship program.
He is only doing what his masters tell him to do. Who can blame him?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 08:34 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 08:35 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:35 AM (dFi94)
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Less well known for his role as the crazed French-Canadian hunter/trapper in "Harry and the Hendersons"
"Ah, mas oui, Hastings, this elusive 9 foot tall creature is a problem that will stimulate the little grey cells most adequately indeed!"
**touches up moustache**
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:35 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:36 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2015 08:29 AM (mndtc)
LOL. Could be.
But the reason for this dust up is self identifying African American Shaun King is pissy that he didn't get invited to the BLM/White House Christmas party like true African American (who hangs out with whitey) DeRay.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 08:37 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 08:35 AM (NOIQH)
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Yeah, wish I had known about it before. I would have put it on my Christmas list. Instead, I think I am getting one of those grabber sticks that old people use to get things off the top shelf. Not really the same.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:37 AM (dFi94)
12:35 pm || Delivers a statement; denouncing The Pentagon
Fixed. A word had been missing.
Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2015 08:38 AM (ZxmMG)
Aaaand what's the problem?
Did they forget to harvest their organs?
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 14, 2015 08:40 AM (NOIQH)
That dude is Poirot. He basically corresponded 100% to how everyone, including me imagined Poirot.
Agatha Christie, A. C. Doyle, Ian Fleming. Why do the English come up with all these characters that we obsess about who portrays them best?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 14, 2015 08:40 AM (kSew+)
You can't blame Islam for what happened in San Bernardino, because San Bernardino isn't mentioned in the Q'uran.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama
Well. the Original McDonald's Site and Museum in San Berdo is the 6th holiest site in Islam....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 08:41 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2015 08:42 AM (1xUj/)
"this is my standard issue k9. He is trained to..... smell."
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 08:18 AM (fWAjv)
That's a parody, a goof.
Posted by: RickZ at December 14, 2015 08:42 AM (A5RGQ)
I put the "Moody Bible Commentary" on my list - had jotted it down after you mentioned it a few weeks ago
Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 08:44 AM (NOIQH)
Suchet did a fairly good 3 part series on St Paul. I recommend it. Even if you are not religious, he follows in the footsteps of Paul from Israel to Syria to Greece to Rome. You can see a lot of the beautiful archaeological sites no longer with us. Very entertaining and multi-talented guy.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:44 AM (iQIUe)
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I agree with Obama, I can't take ISIS seriously.
If they were really concerned about eugenics, they'd commit suicide en masse.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 14, 2015 08:45 AM (kSew+)
Posted by: RickZ at December 14, 2015 08:42 AM (A5RGQ)
Dammit.
Actually kind of a relief. Didn't think anyone could be that dumb.
Ok then. 'Navy SEAL' gets bitch slapped by a Ranger.
http://tinyurl.com/q45xent
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 08:46 AM (fWAjv)
I will be there for all of you to have the honor and privilege to buy me food and booze, as well has have me regale you with dirty jokes and Yiddish tales.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Activities prohibited on Shabbat
"writing two or more letters"
So, no live blogging.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 08:46 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 14, 2015 08:47 AM (XgfBI)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 08:44 AM (NOIQH)
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I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. It's chock full of good stuff. I wish I had gotten it earlier, but since it was just recently published I guess that would have been kinda hard to do.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:48 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:49 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:49 AM (cbfNE)
Iraqi activist group Mosul Eye says the ISIS Shar'ia Board issued a fatwa to its members authorizing them to "kill newborn babies with Down's Syndrome and congenital deformities and disabled children".
The Mirror
Heyyyyy - that's our thing! You'll be hearing from our lawyers.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2015 08:50 AM (kdS6q)
That's pretty funny...That is called Egypt trying to save it's tourism business. And NO Arab Country ever tells the truth
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2015 08:51 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2015 08:51 AM (xq1UY)
I wonder what he rolled in.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:51 AM (NeFrd)
Grammar, he left out wear to buy those sweaters!
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:49 AM (cbfNE)
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Really ?? Oh crap. Now how am I going to get Seamus Muldoon to buy me one?
Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:51 AM (dFi94)
http://www.ww2incolor.com/us-air-force/B25-DIST.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:53 AM (yfeci)
Is it wrong if I download a bootleg of a show to which I have free access anyway (to avoid streaming)?
Completely unrelatedly, we have two episodes left of Man in the High Castle. Intriguing. Hope the ending isn't a let down... or, worse, "to be continued in the sequel"!
Posted by: mindful webworker - asking 4 a friend at December 14, 2015 08:53 AM (3rpCw)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood
*AHEM*
Posted by: Hitler's Action T4 at December 14, 2015 08:53 AM (NOIQH)
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I would have presumed that living in the Midwest you would already have hundreds, if not thousands, of sweaters.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:54 AM (NeFrd)
This is so so sad. I mean, everything they've done has been awful, but still.
Shades of Nazi for sure.
Posted by: Lea at December 14, 2015 08:54 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2015 08:51 AM (xq1UY)
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autocucumber is winning
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:54 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:54 AM (NeFrd)
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Yeah, but not one with Jesus wearing a birthday hat holding balloons. I need that sweater.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 08:55 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Steevy at December 14, 2015 08:56 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: early riser at December 14, 2015 08:56 AM (jN+3o)
http://www.warwingsart.com/12thAirForce/12thAF015.jpg
Some planes were repaired after the eruption.
http://www.warwingsart.com/12thAirForce/12thAF009.jpg
More on the story
http://www.warwingsart.com/12thAirForce/Vesuvius.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 08:57 AM (yfeci)
It ends okay. Enough loose ends for another season or three.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 08:58 AM (7v/r5)
Bless their hearts.
Posted by: early riser at December 14, 2015 08:58 AM (jN+3o)
Posted by: Hitler's Action T4 at December 14, 2015 08:58 AM (NOIQH)
Man vs Big Ass Angry Whale
Priests vs Sexy Schoolboys
Man vs Same Old Tarentino BS
Man vs Hwd Blacklist lies
Man vs Scissoring
Man vs Musical gangbanging
Those are your holiday movie choices. lol
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 14, 2015 08:09 AM (iQIUe)
Martha, tonight's movie selection just changed!
Posted by: Rapey Grizzly Bear that likes him some Big Butts and Angry Sex at December 14, 2015 08:59 AM (KUa85)
I think you're good, morally. And I am a well-known bastion of morality.
Related story: back when Napster was a thing we got an e-mail from the general counsel of the company saying to delete any music we had downloaded onto company laptops.
Being a smartass, I e-mailed back and said "what about fair use? Copies of albums I already own legally?'.
He called me. "I don't care if you download the entire Beatles catalog, I just have to be on record as being against it".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2015 08:59 AM (1xUj/)
"The fight against ISIS couldn't be going better and you have me to thank for it.If anything goes wrong it's the fault of these knuckledragging generals and admirals,and of course,the republicans."
Posted by: Steevy at December 14, 2015 08:59 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:59 AM (cbfNE)
http://bit.ly/1x7TM1n
Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 09:00 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 14, 2015 09:02 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Steevy at December 14, 2015 08:56 AM (8HTq1)
He'll play Slap Jack with Reggie at the kiddie's table until the adults are finished talking-
then ask for a check list to approve or disapprove their conclusions.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 14, 2015 09:02 AM (KUa85)
What he could he possibly say that he hasn't already? Nothing's changed in the last few weeks.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2015 09:02 AM (NOIQH)
A triumph of alternative energy, one might think? Oh no, UK still relies on coal for at least a third of energy production. They're importing coal. From Russia.
Seems to me that the destruction of the coal industry in Britain, France and Germany, 40 years ago, had little to do with natural gas and everything to do with what political pests the miners' unions had made of themselves. Thanks, Zola.
And yes, the US is exporting coal, bigtime, as "domestic consumption" plummets, "necessarily." You thought digging for old Mr Peabody was rough? Wait until you work for the Chinese. If you work at all. Coal mines for sale, fire sale prices.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2015 09:04 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 09:04 AM (yfeci)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 14, 2015 09:05 AM (dFi94)
Well, after listening to Adele's 11! break up songs I'm now listening to Miami Vice's lesser know tracks...
Some grim stuff early in the AM.
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 09:05 AM (qul7b)
Bless their hearts.
Posted by: early riser at December 14, 2015 08:58 AM (jN+3o)
Exactly. One of them is a VERY sharp lawyer and we started to get into the weeds about "penumbras and emanations" and "implied" right to privacy, and then I just gave up.
The nice thing is they don't push it and yammer away constantly. He is a very old and dear friend from grade school and we really do have a great time together.
You're absolutely right; bless their hearts, indeed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 09:06 AM (uRmWf)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 14, 2015 09:06 AM (MbrzC)
autocucumber is winning
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 08:54 AM (cbfNE
Take heart, you are not alone!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 14, 2015 09:06 AM (voOPb)
I kind of understand Muslim frustration. After all, how many people do you suppose they are going to have to murder before people understand that Islam is a religion of peace?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 09:06 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Horta Crap at December 14, 2015 09:05 AM (qul7b)
Put on David Gates and Bread and then bawl your eyes out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 14, 2015 09:07 AM (uRmWf)
http://tinyurl.com/hxzqfst
Rubin, 76, was born in Hungary and sent to the Nazi concentration camp in Mauthausen, Austria, as a boy. His parents and a sister were killed during their imprisonment, but Rubin survived for 14 months and was freed when American soldiers stormed the camp.
He swore to pay back the country for that freedom, and eventually emigrated to America and joined the Army. He was sent to North Korea in 1950 with the 8th Cavalry Regiment and distinguished himself for bravery in battle during several firefights around Pusan.
In once instance, Army officials said, he took hold of his unit's only remaining weapon - a machine gun whose previous three gunners had been shot - and held off an advancing force long enough for his troops to retreat.
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More at Legal Insurrection. What a man.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 09:09 AM (fWAjv)
They are both about 45 years old. Aren't they getting a little long in the tooth to be portraying 28 years olds?
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2015 09:09 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2015 09:09 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 08:49 AM (NeFrd)
You must have seriously fucked that foot up.
Did you drop a safe on it?
Posted by: jwest at December 14, 2015 09:09 AM (Zs4uk)
For many years I operated a Christian bookstore beside our home north of Toronto, and on our lawn a large neon sign called to travelers on the busy highway that passes our house. We were accustomed to strangers dropping in.
But one July evening a man drove in and called my husband over to his car. He thrust the car keys into my husband's hands, saying, "Here take these. I'm not fit to be on the road." He confessed that he'd had several drinks.
After talking for an hour, the man said, "I need help." My husband called up an organization that helps alcoholics, and two men from a nearby chapter came by. Later, having returned from work, I made a pot of coffee, and we sat around the kitchen table, talking.
He'd been on business at the beach thirty miles to our north. He was headed home, sixty-five miles to the south of us. "I could have killed someone," he repeated over and over. I thanked God that he had reached our house safely.
In the course of conversation I asked the man if he was familiar with this area.
"No," he said.
"Do you travel this way much?"
"No."
I was perplexed, "Why did you stop at our house?"
"The sign," he said. "I saw the sign on your lawn."
The sign? How could he have seen the sign? I had given it away when I closed the bookstore . . . nearly three years before. It was gone. There was nothing left of the yellow neon cross that once stood on our lawn.
Or was there?
Eros Savage
From "His Mysterious Ways" from "Guideposts magazine
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2015 09:09 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 14, 2015 09:09 AM (vFmT2)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2015 09:10 AM (xq1UY)
The court in Kairouan last week handed down the maximum term under a controversial article of the criminal code that criminalises sex between two males, Boutheina Karkni said.
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More Peeps the left would like to import.
213 - I didn't know there were many ancient sites left that they hadn't destroyed... left. Or really just pilfered for the blackmarket collectors, then destroyed on video for propaganda and to increase the value of the assets pilfered.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 14, 2015 09:10 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 14, 2015 07:52 AM (oVJmc)
Oh hell yes. For those of us who actually made a living in IT back in the day, Apple was a joke. Indeed, as a computer company, from the time it was founded up until Jobs came back to Apple in the, I think, late 1990s/early 2000s, with an idea for this thing called the "iPod", the company was always just barely hanging on. The market for Apple computers was always very small, limited to that certain little group of well heeled (that is, they actually could afford the damn things) uber geeks, and two relatively small niche markets, the education establishment and the media. The most charitable thing that could be said for Apple computers was that they were "idiot proof", which given the groups that liked them is perhaps not so hard to understand. And there the matter stood for many years, with Apple just hanging on as a company.
Then when Steve Jobs shows back up, with his one share of Apple stock, and the idea for the iPod (and later the iPhone and iPad), that is what saved the company and made it the powerhouse it is today. Indeed the only reason their computers have the wider popularity they do today is, along with the brand name association with their "i" devices, is that they finally made the user interface and software more congruent with the Intel based machines that have dominated the market over the past 30 or so years. That, and they did reduce their prices a little.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at December 14, 2015 09:11 AM (AYY6Y)
Tough shit. Say something.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 07:19 AM
_________________________
And they can tell it to the chamber of commerce!
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at December 14, 2015 09:11 AM (teYv/)
The Mirror
Finally!
It's nice to finally see islam reaching out to find common ground with today's progressives.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 14, 2015 09:11 AM (KUa85)
With LIVs that means they're friends and helps both men in the polls.
Posted by: early riser at December 14, 2015 09:12 AM (jN+3o)
Courts have ruled that an IP address does not equal an individual. So you could go out for the evening and your babysitter could use your Wi-Fi to download something. Or make terror threats. You can't be held responsible for what someone else does anymore than Starbucks can be held responsible for what their customers do on their free Wi-Fi.
So you're probably free from prosecution. Personally it makes me a little uncomfortable.
I suspect, seeing how rapidly some movies appear online, that movie studios are uploading stuff to generate 'buzz' that will drive traffic to movie theaters. Their really is -- unless you're spending thousands -- nothing like the movie theater experience.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 14, 2015 09:13 AM (7v/r5)
But anyway..
I think America should take his advice and apply it to Muslims who refuse to integrate into our society. It doesn't have to apply only to Muslims. Anyone who refuses to assimilate. A kind of combination "No sharia in America" and "Assimilate or leave," campaign.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 09:13 AM (BZAd3)
That's how Jack Daniel died. Safe wouldn't open, he kicked it, sepsis set in.
(Denounces self, Yes! I went to Lynchburg once).
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2015 09:14 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: HH at December 14, 2015 09:15 AM (DrCtv)
****
Just put a smiley face at the end of every comment, people will assume you are intentionally making puns.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2015 09:15 AM (NeFrd)
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Far as I recall so far only 2 us districts have ruled that way, so it's not universal yet.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 14, 2015 09:16 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2015 09:16 AM (yfeci)
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Damn he must be smoking some good shit.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 14, 2015 09:16 AM (fWAjv)
Anyone else had the flu this year? It has been a miserable few days. I'm better than I was yesterday but still feverish and weak.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 14, 2015 09:16 AM (nXeSu)
and Amy Poehler. Two sisters who decide to have one wacky(I'm sure)
house party at their parents house before it gets sold.
They are both about 45 years old. Aren't they getting a little long in the tooth to be portraying 28 years olds?
Posted by: Bruce<<<
Yikes. How many old, not funny vagina jokes can one person withstand in 90 minutes of beta-male bashing?
Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2015 09:16 AM (UzPAd)
I think America should take his advice and apply it to Muslims who refuse to integrate into our society. It doesn't have to apply only to Muslims. Anyone who refuses to assimilate. A kind of combination "No sharia in America" and "Assimilate or leave," campaign.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 09:13 AM (BZAd3)
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By 'his' You mean that spokesperson for Kuwait? or Kerry?
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 14, 2015 09:17 AM (MbrzC)
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 09:17 AM (cbfNE)
Hey, do you guys need a sales and distribution network...?
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 14, 2015 09:20 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 14, 2015 08:40 AM (kSew+)
The best Sherlock ever was Jeremy Brett.
/Let the flame wars begin.
Posted by: RickZ at December 14, 2015 09:21 AM (A5RGQ)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 14, 2015 09:17 AM (MbrzC)
Yes
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at December 14, 2015 09:25 AM (BZAd3)
That was quite a rewrite.
Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2015 09:25 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: votermom at December 14, 2015 09:27 AM (cbfNE)
And the theme recurs in ep8, latest one we watched.
I keep thinking, "Life under Obamacare." Or ISIScare. Lots of similar jaded reflections while watching the show...!
free range jihadist: ...Enough loose ends for another season or three.
Aw, no, really? Can't anybody just tell a complete story anymore?
Posted by: mindful webworker - alternative historian at December 14, 2015 09:29 AM (3rpCw)
Posted by: Agitator at December 14, 2015 09:36 AM (2BJMY)
Posted by: Rex at December 14, 2015 10:01 AM (9nmLG)
+1 Trump
Trump calls Cruz a maniac.
-1 Trump
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed
Trump did NOT call Cruz a maniac, he said Cruz had acted LIKE a maniac.
Now if a maniac is sitting in the bathroom cutting his toenails, is he still acting like a maniac?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 14, 2015 10:36 AM (kfcYC)
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