Morning Thread (12-11-2015)

Friday!

Finally.

Comments

1 Again?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 11, 2015 07:10 AM (WVsWD)

2 Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, December 11, 2015. On this day in 630 and insane asshole lead an army of 10,000 to conquer Mecca. Afterwards he founded what he called a religion based on wiping your ass with your hands and cutting off the heads of people you did not like. But fun could be had in raping women and children, Oh and he made divorce real easy in case you did ot want to kill yur wide. Simply throw your wife's shoes out of the tent.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

3 Lets try for second!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 11, 2015 07:11 AM (WVsWD)

4 The ISIS terror group and the Syrian government of Bashar al-Assad have engaged in millions and millions of dollars of trade despite being at war with each other, a top U.S. Treasury official said Thursday.

Even if it is true, so what. We know everyone of these assholes are shit. None of them are worth the peanuts of an American soldier's turds. We have no dog in this fight. If McShitty and Lamdick Lindsay want to put boots on the ground they can have at it; themselves.

http://fxn.ws/1UaQe8U

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

5 VNN beat me.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 11, 2015 07:11 AM (WVsWD)

6 4th!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 07:11 AM (wHJ0y)

7 The BS whitewash begins.

http://fxn.ws/1M6PbAD

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

8 Bah!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 07:11 AM (wHJ0y)

9 Can't touch this.

Posted by: dogfish at December 11, 2015 07:11 AM (0O2Lr)

10 Obama is getting ready to do new gun grabbing shit without an act of congress to bypass the second amendment. He is not even giving a piece of toilet paper to wipe his ass with the Constitution. Why not, the useless bastards we have that think they are an opposition party will let him. I'm sorry you asshole, all my guns fell in a lake years ago.

http://fxn.ws/1TEM4pd

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

11
And speaking of whitewash:

The California college student who stabbed four people last month in a campus spree that ended when he was killed by campus police was described by his roommate as an extreme Muslim and carried a manifesto and a photocopy of an ISIS flag, more than enough to convince John Price he was a terrorist

But no, officials say he was a disgruntled student who was thrown out of a study group. As always, he stabbed the wrong people.

http://fxn.ws/1Rde2dM

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:12 AM (t2KH5)

12 As I predicted the little girl in NY is getting a lot of Christmas cards.

http://fxn.ws/1RIalft

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:12 AM (t2KH5)

13 And are you ready for some more allergies? Look at these photos.

http://bit.ly/1Nmivor

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:12 AM (t2KH5)

14 Morning! Gonna be taking a sick day today.. nasty cold.

But at least it's gonna be warm! Mid-50's in mid-December.. I'll take it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 11, 2015 07:12 AM (UpGcq)

15
Forecasters from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) are still predicting with near certainty that this El Nino will last through the winter and will be the strongest since the 1997-98 El Nino and possibly the third strongest since 1950. The 1997-98 event sparked widespread storms and flooding that caused more than $4 billion in damage and killed 189 people nationwide.

That means with certainty that you have nothing to worry about. Politicians are shitty with respect tp predicting anything.

http://fxn.ws/1Q5mf3Q

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:13 AM (t2KH5)

16 The MFM can not believe it. People in the US are happy with Trump's call to temporarily suspend migrant muzzies from flooding the US.

http://fxn.ws/1Y1nbdF

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:13 AM (t2KH5)

17 Vic - saved by an end tag in his nic.Don't tease
me.

Posted by: the Barrel at December 11, 2015 07:13 AM (7v/r5)

18 Franklin Graham tells Liberty University students they should get their CCL to protect themselves and others against Muslim attacks. Liberal claims that shows why Christianity is dying. Insanity is running rampant.

Posted by: WOPR at December 11, 2015 07:14 AM (LTDSy)

19 BOISE, Idaho Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl says he walked off his base in Afghanistan to cause a crisis that would catch the attention of military brass.

He wanted to warn them about what he believed were serious problems with leadership in his unit. And he wanted to prove himself as a real-life action hero, like someone out of a movie.

No, he was a treasonous asshole who deserted his post under fire, exposing his fellows. He should be shot as a deserter. Instead the asshole 'n chief paid a fortune to terrorists for his release and gave up 5 high value terrorists. Or, as some say, used him for an excuse to do what he wanted to do anyway. Maybe I should change my name to Mohammed 'L. Turdhead and he will give me a few million of your dollars.

http://fxn.ws/1Q6Ac1u

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:14 AM (t2KH5)

20 Is it ever really "Friday"?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2015 07:14 AM (rwI+c)

21 And O'Choom violated the law in his swap.

http://bit.ly/1QAghq

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:14 AM (t2KH5)

22
Dirty Hairy the Pederast accuses Scalia of racism.

http://fxn.ws/1Q6Ac1u

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:15 AM (t2KH5)

23 The missing muzzies from Moody have been identified, no thanks to the government. And this . . .

The Homeland Security and State Department have taken the lead, the Moody Air Force officials said in a statement Thursday and reiterated that they didn't believe the men posed a threat.

Translation : they are dangerous as hell.

http://fxn.ws/1TEQDQi

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:16 AM (t2KH5)

24 Thanks to Obama the muzzie population in the US will double by 2050.

http://bit.ly/1QiDcrp

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:16 AM (t2KH5)

25 Jeff Sessions say that RINO Ryan and McShitty are going to ram fake refugee funding through congress despite widespread opposition.

We really do have no Party.

http://bit.ly/1jQIA6u

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:16 AM (t2KH5)

26 An examination of digital equipment recovered from the home of the couple who killed 14 people in San Bernardino last week has led FBI investigators to believe the shooters were planning an even larger assault, according to federal government sources.

IOW Obama is lying again and you could be in danger from this one. But will you vote for him again to get free shit? (not directed at the Morons)

http://lat.ms/1NYPJA0

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:16 AM (t2KH5)

27 The RNCe is preparing the convention to depose Trump, and hand the election to Scankles. They would rather have Scankles than Trump.

http://wapo.st/1M5N7Zs

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:17 AM (t2KH5)

28
Harrison Ford exposes his moonbat idiot brain.

http://ab.co/1XWY6Aw

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:17 AM (t2KH5)

29
Obama's Paris AGW fraud meeting shows itself for what it really is.

http://dailysign.al/1Y1ykLN

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:17 AM (t2KH5)

30 How long until Bergy proclaims himself a Muzzy? Less than a year?

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2015 07:17 AM (BO/km)

31 We and our children have been sold out to unions and Obama by phony Republicans yet again.

http://dailysign.al/1IZvx9v

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:18 AM (t2KH5)

32 Bill Bratton is on Morning Joe. I'm not necessarily a fan, but hearing him pronounce New Yahk with his Boston accent makes me think of Yankees' fans' skin crawling, so that's good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2015 07:18 AM (1xUj/)

33 Russell Moore, one of the nation's leading evangelical Christian voices, says America has a moral obligation to take in Syrian refugees fleeing the brutality of the terrorist army known as the Islamic State, or ISIS.

I never heard of this guy. But I will say this. He should move to Guiana and take all of them.

http://dailysign.al/1NKd3iO

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:18 AM (t2KH5)

34 IBD is working again - Ramirez

http://bit.ly/21Ugd9S

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:19 AM (t2KH5)

35 The NYT kisses the unions ass on Walmart yet again.

http://bit.ly/1TEVzVn

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:19 AM (t2KH5)

36 The Krauman goes left again and attacks Trump.

http://bit.ly/1Y7HLDS

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:20 AM (t2KH5)

37 "However, despite repeatedly calls for gun control by Democrats at the state and federal level, gun sales have repeatedly spiked after mass shooting incidents. "

Fox Butterfield, is that you?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2015 07:20 AM (rwI+c)

38 The Daily Deals

http://amzn.to/1Y1BrmR

That's it for today folks. And I will be back to the rocking chair.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:20 AM (t2KH5)

39 Thanks Vic

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 07:21 AM (ptqRm)

40 That means with certainty that you have nothing to worry about. Politicians are shitty with respect tp predicting anything.

The yahoos in Paris are enjoying their luxury hotels while extending the Climate talks. The "developing" countries still don't want to do anything. But Kerry is all excited to say we will give the poor countries money, so the "presidents" can buy new Mercedes.

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2015 07:21 AM (T3Tpd)

41 Top 50.

Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2015 07:21 AM (6xtq3)

42 Some carryover from the ONT

Midway has NRA life membership for $500.00

http://tinyurl.com/hxcxbsy

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 07:22 AM (ptqRm)

43 Damn. Driver brought donuts and snacks...Happy Friday!

*dide next to me is the flaming version of pajama boy

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 07:22 AM (zMN+i)

44 Looks like the Feds will not be banning lead for ammunition.

http://tinyurl.com/h8ovgra

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 07:22 AM (ptqRm)

45 Imagine that! A Democrat Senator who was close friends for much of his career with a known leader of the KKK now accusing somebody else of racism! The Democrat party was founded in defense of slavery, and exists today to promote bigotry of all sorts, so Hairy Reid's opinion is more than a little suspect.

Hey Harry! Lets now talk corruption!

Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2015 07:23 AM (TxJGV)

46 Mollie Hemingway quotes Ace at the Federalist

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qg8go38

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 11, 2015 07:23 AM (HMt16)

47 Bandersnatch,

I got a fist full of $5.00s, wiggle that thing!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 07:23 AM (ptqRm)

48 The WH is still referring to the CA shooting as gun violence

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2015 07:24 AM (gf8BH)

49 Han Dildo has pushed me over the edge. I will wait until the new SW movie is on late night free TV to see it, if I even bother then.

Like I said yesterday I hate how everything I love gets ruined. The first SW movie was fantastic. Life changing even. Then they ruined it.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2015 07:24 AM (BO/km)

50 I read ont in the morning and I love anything Thomas Sowell. Alas, he's 85, we're going to lose that man too soon and it'll be a dark day that a genuine light goes out.

Posted by: traye at December 11, 2015 07:25 AM (StSl7)

51 Following the Freddie Gray trial, I can't see how they can get a conviction
in the Porter trial......

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2015 07:26 AM (T3Tpd)

52 44
Looks like the Feds will not be banning lead for ammunition.

http://tinyurl.com/h8ovgra

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 07:22 AM (ptqRm)

No they have already back-door banned it by closing the only operating lead mine in the US.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:26 AM (t2KH5)

53 And for NGU...

Local authorities are already pre-staging barricades in anticipation of a verdict possibly mid-next week.

Prosecution was not as strong as they wished to be, and defense is shredding them on the cause of Freddy Gray's death.

BlackLivesMatter yard signs are going up in non-minority communities on the edge of the previous unrest.

Or as I call it "#BLM Passover" marking of the home in hopes that the Angel of destruction will pass over these right thinking homes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 07:27 AM (ptqRm)

54 Always remember that Hairy the pederast got his ass kicked by a rubber band.

Posted by: Killerdog at December 11, 2015 07:28 AM (ZOCiK)

55 Rubber band for President.

Posted by: dogfish at December 11, 2015 07:28 AM (0O2Lr)

56
Yep,, I smacked his sorry ass but good....

Posted by: rubber band at December 11, 2015 07:30 AM (HSmrB)

57 A source told Jack Murphy of SOFREP that the FBI instantly believed the shooting, which left 14 dead, to be a clear act of terrorism. The White House, however, didn't feel the same way and quickly moved in to squash the terror classification.

This source added that as soon as the shooting took place, Obama convened a meeting with the National Security Council and the heads of other federal enforcement agencies to discuss a public relations strategy.

Part of the reason for trying to avoid the designation of the shootings as terrorism is because it threatens to upset the Obama administration's strategy in Syria. A case of Islamic terrorism in the U.S. would put additional pressure on the administration to play a much more active role in the conflict.

Posted by: Commander Taggart at December 11, 2015 07:30 AM (e8kgV)

58 And last night I and the Troop leader tangled with some of the B'More yutes doing the famous Dirt Bike ride of terror in the city.

5 of them came up onto the Church lawn and property, surrounded the female troop leader and started to taunt her from their bikes.

From four foot away, staring them in the face, it's if you are looking at feral animals inhabiting a human body.

Hatred personified.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 07:31 AM (ptqRm)

59

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2015 07:31 AM (HSmrB)

60 Bandersnatch,

I got a fist full of $5.00s, wiggle that thing!!

$5s? That's serious.

*staples more Christmas tassles to butt*

Ouch.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2015 07:31 AM (1xUj/)

61 likein missa said yesterday missa hata howa everyth missa lovein getin ruin.da first sw movie was fantastic.life chang even.then thesa ruin it

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2015 07:24 AM (BO/km)

How'd they ruin it?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 07:32 AM (zMN+i)

62 I don't have any family living in Baltimore anymore (in Towson now)
Many raised families in the city, talk of taking the streetcar downtown as a kid, times long gone....The streets they lived will never be the same....

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2015 07:34 AM (T3Tpd)

63 "How'd they ruin it?"

Jar Jar is the character that you hope to find with his neck trapped and crushed under the arm of a human sized mouse trap. Face down on the wooden base, arms and legs akimbo.
Tongue and eyes popping out.

Of course, that's just my opinion.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 07:36 AM (ptqRm)

64
The MFM can not believe it. People in the US are happy with Trump's call to temporarily suspend migrant muzzies from flooding the US.

I wonder how much more Trump's support would jump if he called for immediate deportation of the kneepad media.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2015 07:36 AM (X6fMO)

65 Local authorities are already pre-staging barricades in anticipation of a verdict possibly mid-next week.

So I still have a shot the Homicide Lottery number 373?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 07:38 AM (wHJ0y)

66 What is it with automakers who think Joe Consumer has $50, 000 to buy a new car as a Christmas present? Annoying as hell. Every 7 minutes, same advertisement.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 11, 2015 07:39 AM (7v/r5)

67
Man, The Citadel is rough on cadets for wearing white after Labor Day.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 11, 2015 07:39 AM (1uTkE)

68 I do like Dave Koppel's tongue in cheek closing:

"Although the gun control debate is often polarized, Congress and President Obama have demonstrated that common-sense reforms are still possible. "

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2015 07:39 AM (rwI+c)

69 Of course, that's just my opinion.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 07:36 AM (ptqRm

Opinion shared by many/most.

Seriously, anybody ever come across someone who liked the Gungans?

Genocide please

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 07:40 AM (zMN+i)

70 The only sequel bad enough to ruin the original, IMHO, was Highlander 2. They were all aliens, you see, and ozone hole or something. And Michael Ironside.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 11, 2015 07:41 AM (yxw0r)

71
"So I still have a shot the Homicide Lottery number 373?"

Could be.

http://cbsloc.al/1SQYjic

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 07:41 AM (ptqRm)

72 What is it with automakers who think Joe Consumer has $50, 000 to buy a new car as a Christmas present? Annoying as hell. Every 7 minutes, same advertisement.

I know. And half the time it's lease deals.

"Merry Christmas, honey. Start making payments."

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2015 07:42 AM (1xUj/)

73 "Man, The Citadel is rough on cadets for wearing white after Labor Day."

And if there were such a thing as Summer White Burkas, there would be an argument that we need to be culturally sensitive.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 07:43 AM (ptqRm)

74 OT, but unable to make the NY MoMe, is there a sizeable enough contingent for a Boston/Providence MoMe for Morons east of Worcester? I think JackStraw is in the Newport area, not sure from where YankeeFifth hails...

Anyone interested, perhaps for mid-January or mid-March?

Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 11, 2015 07:43 AM (Efl1C)

75 Ohio conservative leader Phil Burress:

"(Trump) is scary. He'll lead us into World War III in a heartbeat"

Reagan. Redux.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 11, 2015 07:43 AM (HMt16)

76 This one goes out to Harry Reid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKbADFJOCkU#t=28

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 11, 2015 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

77 But it's the season to drive event!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 07:44 AM (zMN+i)

78 "So I still have a shot the Homicide Lottery number 373?"

Could be

Unfortunately, cold weather hasn't arrived yet, great weather for a riot.

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2015 07:44 AM (T3Tpd)

79 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 11, 2015 07:45 AM (M1uf/)

80 "But it's the season to drive event!
"

Don't you want to come in and meet the family?
(VW ad)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 07:45 AM (ptqRm)

81 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 11, 2015 07:45 AM (M1uf/)

82
Don't you want to come in and meet the family?
(VW ad)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 07:45 AM (ptqRm

You didn't tell me your Aunt would be here

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 07:47 AM (zMN+i)

83 Don't you want to come in and meet the family?

I actually quite like that one. The look the husband/boyfriend gives the VW guy, like "if you know what's good for you".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2015 07:47 AM (1xUj/)

84 "So I still have a shot the Homicide Lottery number 373?"

Could be

Unfortunately, cold weather hasn't arrived yet, great weather for a riot.

Looking to pick up at least 10 if there is a Freddy Gray riot.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 07:48 AM (wHJ0y)

85 Harrison Ford exposes his moonbat idiot brain.

http://ab.co/1XWY6Aw

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:17 AM (t2KH5)

So to put his money where his mouth is he must have rode a bike to Australia and not taken a Gaia killing airplane.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2015 07:48 AM (45oDG)

86 55 Rubber band for President.

Posted by: dogfish at December 11, 2015 07:28 AM (0O2Lr)

Rubber Band/Inanimate Carbon Rod 2016

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 11, 2015 07:48 AM (EHU9F)

87 66
What is it with automakers who think Joe Consumer has $50, 000 to buy a
new car as a Christmas present? Annoying as hell. Every 7 minutes, same
advertisement.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 11, 2015 07:39 AM (7v/r5)

******************
This, this. A thousand times, this. But with advertising and annoying male behaviors, it wouldn't happen if it didn't work.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 11, 2015 07:48 AM (yxw0r)

88 Don't you want to come in and meet the family?

Your Uncle Chester creeps me out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2015 07:49 AM (rwI+c)

89 Franklin Graham tells Liberty University students they should get their CCL to protect themselves and others against Muslim attacks. Liberal claims that shows why Christianity is dying. Insanity is running rampant.

Posted by: WOPR at December 11, 2015 07:14 AM (LTDSy)
================================================

I love Franklin Graham. He's a good role model. So I bought this.

http://bit.ly/1IJqoaI

The next CC class isn't till the end of January so I didn't sign up because I don't like to drive on ice and snow. I'll wait till Spring.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 07:49 AM (dFi94)

90 I actually quite like that one. The look the husband/boyfriend gives the VW guy, like "if you know what's good for you".

I hate all of those commercials. Actually, I've noticed a huge upswing in deliberately creepy commercials in the last couple months. The VW ones are pretty tame, but there are a couple about some kind of lotion or something that are just *trying* to push the "creepy" button.

Someone who knows more about sociology and anthropology than I do could probably write a thesis about what it says about our culture at the present time.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 11, 2015 07:49 AM (M1uf/)

91 Christmas cookies. Another pet peeve. Let's fill a bowl full of sugar, throw some flour and egg on top, roll it out, bake it, throw some more colored sugar on top and give it away.

'Merry Christmas and Happy Type II Diabetes.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 11, 2015 07:49 AM (7v/r5)

92 What is it with automakers who think Joe Consumer has $50, 000 to buy a new car as a Christmas present? Annoying as hell. Every 7 minutes, same advertisement.

I know. And half the time it's lease deals.

"Merry Christmas, honey. Start making payments."

Merry Christmas dear. Feel like a queen for a month! Because it's getting repo'ed in February!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 07:50 AM (wHJ0y)

93 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2015 07:50 AM (ZQfW9)

94 51 Following the Freddie Gray trial, I can't see how they can get a conviction
in the Porter trial......
Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2015 07:26 AM (T3Tpd)
________________________

Yes, is that a disgusting spectacle, or what? Putting these cops through a stupid show trial for no reason other than to appease the baying mobs of racist thugs.

The state's homicide case consists of nothing more than (1) the cops didn't seatbelt Gray, and (2) the cops didn't get Gray timely medical help after his own movements in the back of the van caused his fatal neck injury. But the doctors say Gray's injury was catastrophic and unsurvivable, so even if the cops delayed getting him medical help (and there is no evidence they did), it wouldn't have changed the outcome. As to the seatbelts, the cops in Baltimore routinely did not seatbelt suspects, for good reason, and the e-mail announcing the change in seatbelt policy was not sent out until a couple of days before Gray's accident, and there is no evidence that any of the cops on trial ever saw the e-mail or were aware of the change in long-standing department policy.

It is clear that the wrong people are facing charges here. The one who should be charged is state's attorney Marilyn Mosby. She is abusing judicial process, and violating multiple ethical canons for lawyers. She should be disbarred and prosecuted.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2015 07:50 AM (a31sM)

95 The planet is warming, I can feel it in my cankles, Huma feels It in my cankles too.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 11, 2015 07:50 AM (ZOCiK)

96 Franklin Graham tells Liberty University students they should get their CCL to protect themselves and others against Muslim attacks. Liberal claims that shows why Christianity is dying. Insanity is running rampant.

Someone in my FB friends list (I don't even remember who) shared a post by some preacher saying something along the lines of "Remember when Mary, Joseph, and Jesus were political refugees in the middle east?"

I about flipped my lid. I'm pretty sure the Bible says some very unkind things about people who misuse scripture for their own purposes.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 11, 2015 07:51 AM (M1uf/)

97 "Remember when Mary, Joseph, and Jesus were political refugees in the middle east?"
=========================

No.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 07:53 AM (dFi94)

98 The California college student who stabbed four
people last month in a campus spree that ended when he was killed by
campus police was described by his roommate as an extreme Muslim and
carried a manifesto and a photocopy of an ISIS flag, more than enough to
convince John Price he was a terrorist

But no, officials say he was a disgruntled student who was thrown out of a study group. As always, he stabbed the wrong people.

http://fxn.ws/1Rde2dM

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 11, 2015 07:12 AM (t2KH5)

Odd how the authorities and MFM can never quite link anyone to Islam no matter how much evidence is staring them in the face.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2015 07:53 AM (45oDG)

99 The worst are those Subaru radio ads with that annoyingly repetitive and fakey format of:

"Hey, I'm just a regular Dad like you, and totally not a hack actor, and I'm gonna spend several long minutes talkin' to ya here on the radio about some mind-numbingly boring yet completely real thing that happened in my life involvin' a heroic Subaru, the genuineness of which I will demonstrate by inserting...lots of...pauses...and completely spontaneous chuckles. Heh heh."

Makes me want to throw my receiver through a window. And why does every one of those "Dads" sound like a Pajama Boy?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 11, 2015 07:53 AM (HMt16)

100 Someone in my FB friends list (I don't even remember who) shared a post by some preacher saying something along the lines of "Remember when Mary, Joseph, and Jesus were political refugees in the middle east?"

Proof Jesus was a Republican and not a godless commie!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 07:53 AM (wHJ0y)

101 Good morning, all

This Day in 1943

Dec 11, 1943 - The EZ Dog Journals
Very static. Beautiful clear day. Air full of planes.

Sometimes I like the entries on slow days even more than the ones with lots of details. Almost haiku-like.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 07:53 AM (NeFrd)

102 Now that women are allowed in all phases of combat, do they have to register for Selective Service?

Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 11, 2015 07:54 AM (Moh0M)

103 The one who should be charged is state's attorney
Marilyn Mosby. She is abusing judicial process, and violating multiple
ethical canons for lawyers. She should be disbarred and prosecuted.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2015 07:50 AM (a31sM)

Ha! I laugh at thy feeble efforts, mortal!

Posted by: Black Democratium at December 11, 2015 07:54 AM (yxw0r)

104 Someone in my FB friends list (I don't even remember who) shared a post by some preacher saying something along the lines of "Remember when Mary, Joseph, and Jesus were political refugees in the middle east?"

Sometimes you encounter something so profoundly and childishly stupid that you can only shake your head. This is one of those things.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 11, 2015 07:55 AM (ppaKI)

105 Makes me want to throw my receiver through a window. And why does every one of those "Dads" sound like a Pajama Boy?

Target audience. It's either pajama boy or Laura the lumberjack.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 07:55 AM (wHJ0y)

106 I about flipped my lid. I'm pretty sure the Bible says some very unkind things about people who misuse scripture for their own purposes.Posted by:�AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale

I think William Shakespeare said it best, 'Even the Devil can site scripture for his purpose.'

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 11, 2015 07:58 AM (7v/r5)

107 This morning, NPR had a long segment about two Muslim women and the disrespect they've suffered in the wake of the San Bernardino killings.

Both women appeared alive, healthy, and well able to whine.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 11, 2015 07:58 AM (bpn7O)

108
@73-"And if there were such a thing as Summer White Burkas, there would be an argument that we need to be culturally sensitive."-VIA

Perhaps if they had worn high heels......

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 11, 2015 07:58 AM (j2xmV)

109 #105 Target audience. It's either pajama boy or Laura the lumberjack.

My guess is those "family-friendly" ads are meant as an antidote to their "Lesbaru" reputation.

And the thing is, while I've never owned one, I hear that they are really great vehicles. But those ads just drive me nuts.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 11, 2015 07:59 AM (HMt16)

110 "Very static. Beautiful clear day. Air full of planes. "

I love the Journal posts.
Keep 'em coming.

When we were PCS'ing to Gaeta Italy, Mrs VIA was trying to explain to her very elderly Great Aunt where we were going in Italy.

Finally I asked "Do you know where Monte Casino is?.

She said "Hell yes, Dick (late husband) bombed the shit out of that place in the war".

I said we were moving about twenty five miles from there.

She said she knew right where we would be.

Small world

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 07:59 AM (ptqRm)

111 Just by luck over the past few weeks and the generosity of my late aunt, I received enough to buy 3 or 4 of those cars and have a little left over.

Some years ago when my father was still alive we did give him a Cadillac on Christmas (with the bow) and three years later, another. Small payback for all the cars he gave me.

Posted by: jwest at December 11, 2015 07:59 AM (Zs4uk)

112 97 "Remember when Mary, Joseph, and Jesus were political refugees in the middle east?"
__________________

Remember when Mary, Joseph, and Jesus hopped on a plane and flew halfway around the world so they could claim "asylum" in the United States, get food stamps, welfare, housing, and other taxpayer-funded benefits, and then spend all their (now ample) leisure time on their "free" internet connection messaging their AQ and ISIS handlers, and learning how to construct pressure cooker bombs in their spare time?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2015 08:00 AM (a31sM)

113 99 The worst are those Subaru radio ads with that annoyingly repetitive and fakey format of:

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I listen to KLOV (Christian) and AM Talk radio so I never hear those ads.

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 08:00 AM (cbfNE)

114 Lots of commentary of pundits reminding each other the last contested GOP convention was in 1976 (Ford v. Reagan), when both names were placed in nomination and a floor fight determined Ford would be the nominee.

Because, you know, he was "electable" and "moderate", while Reagan was extremist.

Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2015 08:00 AM (TxJGV)

115 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 07:53 AM (NeFrd)
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Absolutely. The entry does sound almost haiku-like. Thanks again for posting these.

Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2015 08:02 AM (TxJGV)

116 One more muslim terrorist attack and Trump's ideas will be main stream and all those critisizing him will be humiliated

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2015 08:02 AM (gf8BH)

117 �"Remember when Mary, Joseph, and Jesus were political refugees in the middle east?"

No, I seem to remember an oppresive government ordered them to travel to Bethlehem to register their guns? Oh wait, it wasn't guns. They had to register themselves.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 11, 2015 08:03 AM (7v/r5)

118 FUCK GERALDO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2015 08:03 AM (gf8BH)

119 107 This morning, NPR had a long segment about two Muslim women and the disrespect they've suffered in the wake of the San Bernardino killings.
__________________

LOL. Poor babies! Must be really rough on them not to be experiencing the reverence and respect traditionally accorded to females in majority-Muslim societies.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2015 08:03 AM (a31sM)

120 >>>Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, December 11, 2015. On this day in
630 and insane asshole lead an army of 10,000 to conquer Mecca.
Afterwards he founded what he called a religion based on wiping your ass
with your hands and cutting off the heads of people you did not like.
But fun could be had in raping women and children, Oh and he made
divorce real easy in case you did ot want to kill yur wide. Simply throw
your wife's shoes out of the tent.<<<

Does this mean it's Rape Friday?

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2015 08:03 AM (UzPAd)

121 Someone in my FB friends list (I don't even remember who) shared a post by some preacher saying something along the lines of "Remember when Mary, Joseph, and Jesus were political refugees in the middle east?"

I about flipped my lid. I'm pretty sure the Bible says some very unkind things about people who misuse scripture for their own purposes.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 11, 2015 07:51 AM (M1uf/)

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Well they did have to leave for Egypt due to Herod trying to kill their son. I think that would count as political refugee.

However, that is mitigated by several facts:

1) they had a bit of a bounty with the gold, frankincense and myrrh. I'm sure Egypt wasn't picking up the tab on them living there.

2) there was a large population of Jews living in Alexandria

3) their stay in Egypt was temporary

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 11, 2015 08:04 AM (LXJ1e)

122 This morning, NPR had a long segment about two Muslim women and the disrespect they've suffered in the wake of the San Bernardino killings.

I'm all broke up about those two cultists and their 'disrespect'. Join a bad religion, get bad prizes.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 11, 2015 08:04 AM (ppaKI)

123 Join a bad religion, get bad prizes.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 11, 2015 08:04 AM (ppaKI)
ding! ding! ding!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 11, 2015 08:05 AM (0O7c5)

124 Someone on Acebook suggested starting a new religion that mandated bacon and alcohol consumption, scantily clad females, and ownership of firearms. Think we can get this rolling?

Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 08:05 AM (O7MnT)

125 No, I seem to remember an oppresive government ordered them to travel to Bethlehem to register their guns? Oh wait, it wasn't guns. They had to register themselves.

The Germans ran Bethlehem back then?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 08:05 AM (wHJ0y)

126 I put Palin's book on my blog to annoy the lefties.
(Seriously, the "reviews"on Amazon piss me off )
I haven't read it yet.

Link in nic.

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 08:06 AM (cbfNE)

127 This morning, NPR had a long segment about two
Muslim women and the disrespect they've suffered in the wake of the San
Bernardino killings.

__________________

LOL. Poor babies! Must be really rough on them not to be
experiencing the reverence and respect traditionally accorded to females
in majority-Muslim societies.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2015 08:03 AM (a31sM)

I'll bet they can't name one actual instance of it but they've "felt" it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2015 08:07 AM (45oDG)

128 I actually quite like that one. The look the husband/boyfriend gives the VW guy, like "if you know what's good for you".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2015 07:47 AM (1xUj/)

So do I. And the pause the salesman gives before deciding ehhh F it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 08:07 AM (fWAjv)

129 I wonder if the people who cite Mary, Joseph, and Jesus to bolster their political points have ever bothered to read the entirety of the Bible to see the Big Picture? Have they ever investigated the person of Jesus Christ and His way of salvation? Or do they just use bits and pieces of half-verses that they see passed around on Twitter to make jabs at their political foes?

The Gospel, in 140 characters or less.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:07 AM (dFi94)

130 Makes me want to throw my receiver through a window. And why does every one of those "Dads" sound like a Pajama Boy?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 11, 2015 07:53 AM (HMt16)

'Rus are great cars, especially in the snow. Can't tell you how many spun-out Jeeps and F-150s my little Subaru would plow right by, even without "snow tires."

Now I have a 10-year-old Chrysler. Bleh. If I had the cash, I'd get a new Subaru in a heartbeat.

But yes, their marketing sucks.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 11, 2015 08:08 AM (yxw0r)

131 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2015 08:00 AM (a31sM)

Yeah, that's the thing.

Certainly it is a Christian virtue to assist those in need, whatever the circumstances of that need. That's pretty clear from scripture. Certainly, any given refugee (given that they are really refugees) is someone to whom we should show God's Mercy and Love. This is not even a question at the current time. You will find exactly zero Christians who deny that.

On the other hand, that says absolutely nothing about the stance any given temporal authority (that is: nation) should do about foreign refugees, and certainly does not speak to the specific situation of a country willfully importing those who would seek to destroy it.

I don't oppose Mohammedan refugees because I hate them, or because I'm Islamaphobic, or any such thing. I oppose them because I'm not willing to let my wife or kids get shot up when they go to the shopping mall.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 11, 2015 08:08 AM (M1uf/)

132 I put Palin's book on my blog to annoy the lefties.

I did a post on that bull-dyke teacher in Vegas and how it validates gay stereotypes.

http://tinyurl.com/juzklg9

Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 08:08 AM (O7MnT)

133 Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl says he walked off his base in Afghanistan to cause a crisis that would catch the attention of military brass.

Yeah? I bet a noose would catch your attention?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2015 08:09 AM (gf8BH)

134 124 Someone on Acebook suggested starting a new religion that mandated bacon and alcohol consumption, scantily clad females, and ownership of firearms. Think we can get this rolling?

Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 08:05 AM (O7MnT)

I thought that was the Ace of Spades Moron Lifestyle Group and it's splinter group Ace of Spades Moron Lifestyle Group Part II.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 08:09 AM (fWAjv)

135 "Someone on Acebook suggested starting a new religion that mandated bacon and alcohol consumption, scantily clad females, and ownership of firearms.

What you describe is the average AoSHQ Platinum member.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 08:10 AM (ptqRm)

136 134 124 Someone on Acebook suggested starting a new religion that mandated bacon and alcohol consumption, scantily clad females, and ownership of firearms. Think we can get this rolling?

Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 08:05 AM (O7MnT)

I thought that was the Ace of Spades Moron Lifestyle Group and it's splinter group Ace of Spades Moron Lifestyle Group Part II.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 08:09 AM (fWAjv)

*and that may be a reason why we're not allowed to post pics here

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 08:10 AM (fWAjv)

137 Some Christians seem to fail to grasp that it is Mohammedanism that is a political philosophy with trappings of religion, not Christianity. Jesus and the Apostles stayed conspicuously silent on what, if any, moral duties Governments have.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 11, 2015 08:10 AM (M1uf/)

138 I listen to KLOV (Christian) and AM Talk radio so I never hear those ads.

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 08:00 AM (cbfNE)
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I listen to KLOV too, and Moody Radio. The only time I turn on TV is when the Packers play, or the Cubs. Baseball season is a long ways away, which means my TV gets turned on once a week. Less if they have a bye week.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:10 AM (dFi94)

139 I thought that was the Ace of Spades Moron Lifestyle Group and it's splinter group Ace of Spades Moron Lifestyle Group Part II.

Splitter!

Posted by: Judean People's Front at December 11, 2015 08:10 AM (O7MnT)

140
Can't touch this.

Posted by: dogfish at December 11, 2015 07:11 AM (0O2Lr)

That's my line, jerkwad.

Posted by: MC Hammer at December 11, 2015 08:12 AM (o98Jz)

141 *and that may be a reason why we're not allowed to post pics here

I got booted from the original Acebook for using the word "knickers." True story.

Posted by: Judean People's Front at December 11, 2015 08:12 AM (O7MnT)

142 Someone who knows more about sociology and anthropology than I do could probably write a thesis about what it says about our culture at the present time.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther)

I don't claim to know much about sociology, but I attribute this recent wave of creepy/ridiculous television ads to millenials now working in advertising.
These are the ones who grew up thinking that the Daily Show is news, that Jackass movies are quality cinema, and Cartoon Network programs have substance.
You can certainly detect the influence that these non-substance programs that contain no value whatsoever has been on the snowflakes who now greenlight the ads that we have to suffer through while watching the boob tube.

Posted by: Urban Achiever at December 11, 2015 08:12 AM (g5xnT)

143 Splitter!

Sod off.

Posted by: People's Front of Judea at December 11, 2015 08:13 AM (ppaKI)

144 "Splitter!"

Really?

Posted by: People's Front of Judea at December 11, 2015 08:13 AM (ptqRm)

145 Ugh.

I'm sick.

Got some stupid chest cold that my daughter had.

Not awful, but I'll be coughing for a week.

Who wants to take the girl clothes shopping? Cuz I can get the husband to go grocery shopping, but a man has his limits...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 11, 2015 08:13 AM (nXeSu)

146 One more muslim terrorist attack and Trump's ideas will be main stream and all those critisizing him will be humiliated

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2015 08:02 AM

Don't need "one more," NGU. Apparently -- at least according to the Conservative Treehouse -- NBC really pulled a fast one with their "poll" showing the public not digging Trump's message. Seems they claimed the "poll" was 1000 people, but the ban-teh-Muzzies answers came from something like 465 responders. The other 560 must have said they agree with The Donald.

But hey, NBC. They've been licking Choom Boy's feet -- and, of course, Shrillery's -- from the git-go.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2015 08:13 AM (ykopX)

147 HEH!!

Great minds....and all that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 08:14 AM (ptqRm)

148
I did a post on that bull-dyke teacher in Vegas and how it validates gay stereotypes.

http://tinyurl.com/juzklg9
Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 08:08 AM (O7MnT)

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Golf-clap on the photo caption!

Gonna go tweet your post now

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 08:14 AM (cbfNE)

149 Without the Romans, this country would be a right bloody mess.

Posted by: Guy Chained to a Wall at December 11, 2015 08:15 AM (ppaKI)

150 MINNEAPOLIS - Another Minnesota man has been charged with conspiring to help the Islamic State.
Abdirizak Mohamed Warsame, 20, of Eagan was charged Wednesday by criminal complaint with conspiracy to provide material support to a foreign terrorist organization.

Court documents allege Warsame tried to help other young men from Minnesota's Somali community travel to Syria to fight for the Islamic State. Nine others in that group have already been charged, authorities say.
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More refugees please!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 08:15 AM (fWAjv)

151 121 Someone in my FB friends list (I don't even remember who) shared a post by some preacher saying something along the lines of "Remember when Mary, Joseph, and Jesus were political refugees in the middle east?"
____________________

I would ask that person if that means he/she is comfortable with the U.S. government mandating that ALL of its official policies -- and not just immigration policies -- be conducted in accordance with Christian principles.

Then wait for head to explode.

(Notice how lefties are never willing to countenance any mention of Jesus when discussing government policies -- except when they believe it will help advance a policy they support, then suddenly it's "what would Jesus do?")

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2015 08:17 AM (a31sM)

152 NBC. They've been licking Choom Boy's feet -- and, of course, Shrillery's -- from the git-go.

Saw something like this go down on CNN earlier this morning:

Chris Coomo: "Wassn't violent pro-life rhetoric responsible for the Planner Parenthood shooting?"

Curly Fiorino: "Is Barack Obama's anti-Police rhetoric responsible for cop shootings?"

Coomo: "Derp."

Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 08:17 AM (O7MnT)

153
Someone on Acebook suggested starting a new religion that mandated bacon and alcohol consumption, scantily clad females, and ownership of firearms. Think we can get this rolling?

Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 08:05 AM (O7MnT)

I see no problem with worshiping at an Altar of Poontang.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2015 08:17 AM (o98Jz)

154 *hands in Moron card. Had to look that up.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 08:17 AM (fWAjv)

155 "Golf-clap on the photo caption! "

I find that almost every stereotype springs from some base level of truth.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 08:19 AM (ptqRm)

156 "there is no substitute for victory!"

Unlike TFG, RR could actually give a great speech off-the-cuff. Unlike most political candidates, Democrat or Republican, he was never shy for even a moment in his willingness to say what he believed.

And unlike GOP candidates of recent years specifically, he went on to win in 1980 and 1984 and the country was far, far better off for it.

Here is RR's great (very short) concession speech to the GOPe in 1976. The last time he ever lost an election:

http://bit.ly/1NKlIBY

Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2015 08:19 AM (TxJGV)

157 Mama AJ - I hope your sickness passes real soon. There's nothing worse than being under the weather when there is so much to do, and festivities all around you. Be well.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:19 AM (dFi94)

158 Or do they just use bits and pieces of half-verses that they see passed around on Twitter to make jabs at their political foes?

OF course this is what they're doing. They have the attention span of a gnat. The longest bit of text they can read at a time is a tweet. You think they can concentrate enough to actually read the Bible, let alone contemplate and study it?

Posted by: GMan at December 11, 2015 08:20 AM (sxq57)

159 *and that may be a reason why we're not allowed to post pics here�Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 08:10 AM

I cracked the code a couple times in order to post pics. Didn't go over to well with the establishment. That's why certain words are still filtered out. I m a g e is one of them.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 11, 2015 08:21 AM (7v/r5)

160 Good morning

Posted by: Bigby's Eye Poke at December 11, 2015 08:21 AM (3ZtZW)

161 Its not really the Christian thing to do to ship people thousands of miles from their homeland, spread them out over an entire continent in a foreign culture and make them essentially wards of the state.

Who in their right mind think that is a good and righteous thing to do?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 11, 2015 08:21 AM (LXJ1e)

162 Today is the day I will get all of my gift-wrapping done.

Oh who am I kidding. I'll sit on my butt half the day and then make a mad dash to look like I accomplished something other than reading Ace.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:23 AM (dFi94)

163 Or do they just use bits and pieces of half-verses that they see passed around on Twitter to make jabs at their political foes?

I should point out that the idiot in my example is a preacher/pastor for an actual congregation. This is not some millenial with the attention span of a gnat, this is a person who (in theory) loves the Lord, the Bible, and people - and is either unaware of what side he has taken, or choosing to misuse the Bible to make a political point.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 11, 2015 08:23 AM (M1uf/)

164 2-3 inches of rain this weekend, severe thunderstorms, more flooding, and it will get above 80 degrees.

Anyone want to trade for some snow?

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 11, 2015 08:23 AM (nXeSu)

165 I should point out that the idiot in my example is a preacher/pastor for an actual congregation. This is not some millenial with the attention span of a gnat, this is a person who (in theory) loves the Lord, the Bible, and people - and is either unaware of what side he has taken, or choosing to misuse the Bible to make a political point.

Burn the witch!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 08:24 AM (wHJ0y)

166 Mama AJ I hope you feel better soon. Chicken soup, tea with ginger lemon and honey, and rest.

Tell the hubby to gird his loins and take the daughter dress shopping. Have them text pics to you for approval necessary.

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 08:25 AM (cbfNE)

167 Burn the witch!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 08:24 AM (wHJ0y)

Nah. I'm church of Christ. I'll just disfellowship him and not invite him to the next church potluck.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 11, 2015 08:25 AM (M1uf/)

168 and is either unaware of what side he has taken, or choosing to misuse the Bible to make a political point.

Which means he's going to burn. Pretty sure that the people who are false teachers and claim Christ's name are *beyond* not welcome.

Posted by: GMan at December 11, 2015 08:25 AM (sxq57)

169 Thanks, g. w. Daughter was never miserable so it shouldn't be too bad. Just don't want to give it to anyone else...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 11, 2015 08:26 AM (nXeSu)

170 Oh who am I kidding. I'll sit on my butt half the day and then make a mad dash to look like I accomplished something other than reading Ace.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:23 AM (dFi94)

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Ah, an art I have perfected ...

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 08:26 AM (cbfNE)

171 Tell the hubby to gird his loins and take the daughter dress shopping. Have them text pics to you for approval necessary.

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 08:25 AM (cbfNE)

I have to say, even if she were sick my wife would not trust me to buy a dress for my daughter.

The fact that I'd go buy a burlap sack and cut holes in it may factor into this mistrust.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 11, 2015 08:26 AM (M1uf/)

172
Anybody watch Master of None? With Aziz? It's worth a view.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 11, 2015 08:27 AM (iQIUe)

173 "Nah. I'm church of Christ. I'll just disfellowship him and not invite him to the next church potluck."

If that fails....shun him.

It works for the Amish.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 08:27 AM (ptqRm)

174 162
Today is the day I will get all of my gift-wrapping done.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:23 AM (dFi94)

Gift-wrappi....why, is there some gift-giving thing coming up? Wait. Oh, crap.

Posted by: A Guy at December 11, 2015 08:27 AM (yxw0r)

175
I did a post on that bull-dyke teacher in Vegas and how it validates gay stereotypes.

http://tinyurl.com/juzklg9
Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 08:08 AM (O7MnT)

Heh.

On a more serious note, a couple of years back Chris Cheng from Top Shot Season 4 came out as gay, and found that almost without exception the gun culture said "Good for you. So what?" and he found that quite refreshing compared to earlier when his gay friends found out he was getting into guns and shooting culture. OMG OMG OMG MURDER DEATH KILL BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2015 08:28 AM (o98Jz)

176 " The fact that I'd go buy a burlap sack and cut holes in it may factor into this mistrust."

http://tinyurl.com/jj5lhwk

Don't thank me.
It's why I do.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 08:29 AM (ptqRm)

177 Why=what

F'n auto-cucumber

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 08:30 AM (ptqRm)

178 My 22 hours of work that had to be done in 24 hours? Nada. Now I am down to 4.5 hrs. My life sucks. Procrastination has been my life downfall. Fk me.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 11, 2015 08:31 AM (iQIUe)

179 >>Mama AJ I hope you feel better soon. Chicken soup, tea with ginger lemon and honey, and rest.

Thank you. I keep thinking "I'll just do these few things and then rest" but my body is not cooperating.

Like it's trying to tell me something...

No wait, it'll come to me.

>>Tell the hubby to gird his loins and take the daughter dress shopping.

Neither of them would survive. She is the slowest shopper I've ever seen.

I'll take her to the girls' store a few minutes from here. It's small and has comfy seats.

Now I have to order a Hogwarts acceptance letter from England...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 11, 2015 08:31 AM (nXeSu)

180 163 Or do they just use bits and pieces of half-verses that they see passed around on Twitter to make jabs at their political foes?

I should point out that the idiot in my example is a preacher/pastor for an actual congregation. This is not some millenial with the attention span of a gnat, this is a person who (in theory) loves the Lord, the Bible, and people - and is either unaware of what side he has taken, or choosing to misuse the Bible to make a political point.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 11, 2015 08:23 AM (M1uf/)

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Even saying the comparison is appropriate (i.e. political refugees), that says nothing about what is the appropriate response should be WRT each situation.

Is it an appropriate response to take them in thousands of miles from their homeland, spread them out over a continent in an alien culture and make them wards of the state.

Its insane. And that's not even taking into account that a certain portion of the refugees see nothing wrong in killing you.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 11, 2015 08:31 AM (LXJ1e)

181
Nothing wrong with a burlap bag dress.

http://tinyurl.com/grllckg

Okay, maybe not.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2015 08:32 AM (o98Jz)

182 The fact that I'd go buy a burlap sack and cut holes in it may factor into this mistrust.

Oh?

http://bit.ly/1UchnIO

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2015 08:32 AM (1xUj/)

183 "Remember when Mary, Joseph, and Jesus were political refugees in the middle east?"

====

So now Muslims are the Holy Family?

Posted by: Bigby's Eye Poke at December 11, 2015 08:32 AM (3ZtZW)

184 On a more serious note, a couple of years back Chris Cheng from Top Shot Season 4 came out as gay, and found that almost without exception the gun culture said "Good for you. So what?"

Yay! So what? Still not spotting you points.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 08:32 AM (wHJ0y)

185 In contemporary America the innkeeper would be cited for exceeding capacity, Mary and Joseph cited for reckless endangerment, and Social Services would swoop in and take Jesus to a foster home.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 11, 2015 08:33 AM (7v/r5)

186 170
Oh who am I kidding. I'll sit on my butt half the day and then make a
mad dash to look like I accomplished something other than reading Ace.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:23 AM (dFi94)

--

Ah, an art I have perfected ...

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 08:26 AM (cbfNE)

i'm sorry...are you talking about me?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 11, 2015 08:33 AM (0O7c5)

187 Loring Wirbel, board member of the American Civil Liberties Unions Colorado chapter and co-chair of the ACLUs Colorado Springs chapter, called for supporters of GOP presidential hopeful Donald Trump to be shot before they vote for the billionaire businessman.

Comparing Trump to Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels, Wirbel wrote in his Facebook page:

The thing is, we have to really reach out to those who might consider voting for Trump and say, This is Goebbels. This is the final solution. If you are voting for him I will have to shoot you before election day. Theyre not going to listen to reason, so when justice is gone, theres always force, as Laurie would say.

Nice ha? Trump should sure her and the authorities should arrest her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2015 08:34 AM (gf8BH)

188
For the "Trump doesn't have a ground game" folks:

The Virginia Department of Elections said every candidate running for president, with the exception of Gov. George Pataki, had submitted paperwork and signatures ahead of the 5 p.m. deadline on Thursday to get on the states primary ballot.

In 2012, former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum, former Speaker Newt Gingrich (Ga.) and former Texas Gov. Rick Perry failed to meet the states onerous requirements, leaving only Mitt Romney and former Rep. Ron Paul (Texas) on the GOP primary ballot.

The Hill

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 08:34 AM (kdS6q)

189 Oh Hey - the Holy Family was there for a census, right?

VETTING, duh.

Posted by: Bigby's Eye Poke at December 11, 2015 08:34 AM (3ZtZW)

190 Oh who am I kidding. I'll sit on my butt half the day and then make a mad dash to look like I accomplished something other than reading Ace.

Aka, Monday thru Friday.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 08:34 AM (wHJ0y)

191 I love Trudeau's comments re: the 5K "refugees" they just imported: "They got on a plane as refugees. They get off that plane as permanent Canadian citizens. Really? Just like that? Their feet hit the soil, and they're full Canadian citizens? Is that the way it will work when Barky O'Jarrett gets his murderous rat pack of bearded crazies here?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2015 08:35 AM (5buP8)

192 190 Oh who am I kidding. I'll sit on my butt half the day and then make a mad dash to look like I accomplished something other than reading Ace.

Apparently we share a workflow.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2015 08:36 AM (5buP8)

193 185 In contemporary America the innkeeper would be cited for exceeding capacity, Mary and Joseph cited for reckless endangerment, and Social Services would swoop in and take Jesus to a foster home.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 11, 2015 08:33 AM (7v/r5)

----------------

Ha! So right.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 11, 2015 08:38 AM (LXJ1e)

194 More testimony on the Freddy Gray death

http://cbsloc.al/1Y1QRYl

If the urbanites don't get a guilty verdict they will riot.

If they do get a guilty verdict, they will celebrate.

And remember, there are six individual consecutive trials to take place.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 08:38 AM (ptqRm)

195 Behold the spectacle of Jonah Goldberg telling us who represents the conservative base. What a joke.

Posted by: gp at December 11, 2015 08:39 AM (MaYf/)

196 "190 Oh who am I kidding. I'll sit on my butt half the day and then make a mad dash to look like I accomplished something other than reading Ace. "

I had to check the hash to see if I was posting and forgetting....

Again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 08:40 AM (ptqRm)

197
*hic*

I'm sooooooo hung over this morning..... My hair hurts and my teeth itch..

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2015 08:40 AM (HSmrB)

198 NGU,

Mr. "Shoot Trump Voters"

http://tinyurl.com/j82wzyl

Just what I was expecting a dude named 'Loring' to look like.

Posted by: SMFH at December 11, 2015 08:40 AM (zyIlW)

199 191 I love Trudeau's comments re: the 5K "refugees" they just imported: "They got on a plane as refugees. They get off that plane as permanent Canadian citizens. Really? Just like that? Their feet hit the soil, and they're full Canadian citizens? Is that the way it will work when Barky O'Jarrett gets his murderous rat pack of bearded crazies here?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2015 08:35 AM (5buP

---------------------------

Once they are here it as good as done.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 11, 2015 08:41 AM (LXJ1e)

200 I don't watch much network tv anymore. But would like to give props to NBC for airing Dolly Parton's Coat of Many Colors movie last night. It was good, I enjoyed it. And I was surprised it got passed the pc police.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at December 11, 2015 08:41 AM (j2xmV)

201
Ron Paul: Trump could leave GOP "severed"

"I think it would be very bad if he were to get the nomination," Paul said.

The Hill

"He's some sort of nut!", Paul said, as he adjusted his anti-wifi aluminum top hat to a jaunty angle, then took another bite of his Egg and Gold Leaf breakfast burrito.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 08:41 AM (kdS6q)

202 >>Oh Hey - the Holy Family was there for a census, right?

>>VETTING, duh.

Heh.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 11, 2015 08:42 AM (nXeSu)

203 I like Fridays

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 08:43 AM (voOPb)

204 Loring Wirbel, board member of the American Civil Liberties Unions Colorado chapter and co-chair of the ACLUs Colorado Springs chapter, called for supporters of GOP presidential hopeful Donald Trump to be shot before they vote for the billionaire businessman.

*****

Wirbel rhymes with Goebbels.

I'm don't believe Mr. Woebbels understands the definition of 'American'...

...or 'Civil'...

...or 'Liberties'...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 08:43 AM (NeFrd)

205 Gack! I'm don't believe I typed that. Please pass the coffee.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 08:44 AM (NeFrd)

206 >>>If the urbanites don't get a guilty verdict they will riot.

If they do get a guilty verdict, they will celebrate.
------

What's the difference?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 08:44 AM (voOPb)

207 Mary, Joseph and Jesus fled Egypt because Herod wanted to kill Jesus,
personally. He took out a hit on Him. Joseph took his family
temporarily to another country to avoid His murder. There is no record
that they ever became Egyptians or sought assistance from the Egyptian
government. When that personal, individual threat had passed, they
returned to their homeland, and resumed their lives as Jews living under
Roman rule. This was a temporary, individual escape from a temporary
individual risk. They didn't stay in Egypt, and there is no record that
Joseph ever made a pipe bomb to kill Egyptian citizens.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:45 AM (dFi94)

208 If you act now, you'll get a free measure of Gun Control with every order of Obamacare. But this offer won't last for ever, so order now!

Posted by: Barry's House of Schlock at December 11, 2015 08:46 AM (UzPAd)

209 192 190 Oh who am I kidding. I'll sit on my butt half the day and then make a mad dash to look like I accomplished something other than reading Ace.

Apparently we share a workflow.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2015 08:36 AM (5buP

Imagine the productivity if the horde were to form it's own company.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 08:46 AM (fWAjv)

210 "Oh who am I kidding. I'll sit on my butt half the day and then make a mad dash to look like I accomplished something other than reading Ace. "

*****

Yep, that's me.

Except for that ridiculous "make a mad dash" part at the end. Crazy talk!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 08:46 AM (NeFrd)

211 "What's the difference?"

Spelling

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 08:47 AM (ptqRm)

212 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 08:43 AM (NeFrd)

So the mask slipped a bit.....

No surprise.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2015 08:47 AM (Zu3d9)

213 Imagine the productivity if the horde were to form it's own company.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 08:46 AM (fWAjv)
=======================================================

Oh my. We could name it "Sloth, Inc."

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:47 AM (dFi94)

214 Global warning nuts are working overtime in Paris. Sticking points over details of the climate theft and how to divvy it up have caused the looters and moochers to go overtime. Little change in emissions will occur and even less change in global temperatures but there will be payoff and wealth transfer, which what global warming is all about so the conference will be deemed a success.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at December 11, 2015 08:48 AM (1BQGO)

215 "What's the difference? "

More burned out cars and looted business' with a celebration.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 11, 2015 08:48 AM (WVsWD)

216 " Loring Wirbel"

Sounds kinda like a species of bird.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 08:48 AM (fm/rk)

217 Imagine the productivity if the horde were to form it's own company.

Oh that's a great idea. Somebody (else) should get right on that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2015 08:48 AM (1xUj/)

218 "Imagine the productivity if the horde were to form it's own company. "

Frankly, I wouldn't hire most of us.

Me included.

We would spend most of the day on the internet reading and commenting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 08:48 AM (ptqRm)

219 204 Loring Wirbel, board member of the American Civil Liberties Unions Colorado chapter and co-chair of the ACLUs Colorado Springs chapter, called for supporters of GOP presidential hopeful Donald Trump to be shot before they vote for the billionaire businessman.

*****

Wirbel rhymes with Goebbels.

I'm don't believe Mr. Woebbels understands the definition of 'American'...

...or 'Civil'...

...or 'Liberties'...

..... Or fighting words.
Publicly announce that you are going to shoot Trump voters before allowing them to vote? Pray I don't go proactive in my self defense.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 08:49 AM (wHJ0y)

220 Sloth, Inc.

****

We do more by 9:00 a.m. than virtually nobody.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 08:49 AM (NeFrd)

221 Hmmm...

Mr. Wannabebadass lives in Colorado Springs. Ft. Carson. Where there's quite a few Trump voters.

I'm sure they'd love to know what their neighbor, Mr. Wirbel, wants to do to them if they vote Trump.

Wanting to shoot someone because they voted in a way you don't like?? Fucker channels Saddam, Stalin, etc to a "T".

Time to put this asshole on blast.

Posted by: SMFH at December 11, 2015 08:50 AM (zyIlW)

222 " Loring Wirbel"

Sounds kinda like a species of bird.

Like Manblown Throatwarbler.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 08:51 AM (Z1oBf)

223 "We do more by 9:00 a.m. than virtually nobody."

We do more by Friday, then others get done by 9:00am.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 08:51 AM (ptqRm)

224 We do more by 9:00 a.m. than virtually nobody.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 08:49 AM (NeFrd)
==========================================

That made me laugh

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:51 AM (dFi94)

225 We do more by Friday, then others get done by 9:00am.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 08:51 AM (ptqRm)
=================================

You guys are killing me.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:52 AM (dFi94)

226 Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:45 AM (dFi94)

It goes beyond that. Given that by then, Egypt and Judea were both part of the Roman Empire, travel and relocation between the two was already permitted. Joseph, Mary, and Jesus running to Egypt would be much more like a family fleeing Deerbornistan by moving to Texas than like leaving one nation and moving to another (in modern terms, neither analogy is very precise).

Further, and as noted above, this was one family, not thousands, and they supported themselves - Rome didn't really have the concept of a "social safety net."

To call the two the same at all is pretty ridiculous. And, even where the two match up, is still spurious, because the debate today is not over what Christians should do about particular refugees or refugee families, but what the various Nation-States should do about the crisis in general.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 11, 2015 08:52 AM (M1uf/)

227 >>
Imagine the productivity if the horde were to form it's own company.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 08:46 AM (fWAjv)

Where? Rehab?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 08:53 AM (voOPb)

228 Behold the spectacle of Jonah Goldberg telling us who represents the conservative base. What a joke.

I love Jonah as a writer but he's one of those that have killed NR. NR was once weighty and deliberative, filled with the giants of the conservative movement. Now it's just a "conservative" buzzfeed.

I trace the decline to when they dropped the Volume/Edition numbering.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 11, 2015 08:53 AM (evdj2)

229 Remember when Mary, Joseph, and Jesus were political refugees in the middle east?"

I do recall they went to the country that was next door

and that when the threat was gone a few years later, they went back home.

So if that is our model for refugees - I could be OK with that

Posted by: McCool at December 11, 2015 08:53 AM (nCSwS)

230 Oh my. We could name it "Sloth, Inc."

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:47 AM (dFi94)

Pffft. Like we'd get so far as naming it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 11, 2015 08:53 AM (M1uf/)

231 It goes beyond that. Given that by then, Egypt and Judea were both part
of the Roman Empire, travel and relocation between the two was already
permitted. Joseph, Mary, and Jesus running to Egypt would be much more
like a family fleeing Deerbornistan by moving to Texas than like leaving
one nation and moving to another (in modern terms, neither analogy is
very precise).

==================================================

I had never looked at it in that way before. Thank you for pointing it out.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:54 AM (dFi94)

232 I'm in the "insurance" racket; I get paid just to show up.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2015 08:54 AM (UzPAd)

233 Imagine the productivity if the horde were to form it's own company.

Ace walks in, asks for something to be done, receives reply, in unison, "But first, ......"

Company dissolved within #twoweeks.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 08:54 AM (Z1oBf)

234 What would you say that you do here?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOB and BOB at December 11, 2015 08:54 AM (fWAjv)

235 We would spend most of the day on the internet reading and commenting.

I'm not paid for what I do. I'm paid for what I can do.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 11, 2015 08:55 AM (evdj2)

236 I'm don't believe Mr. Woebbels understands the definition of 'American'... ...or 'Civil'...
...or 'Liberties'...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 08:43 AM

Ol' Loring can probably get a job at Tepid Air if he ever wants to leave CO.

Poppin' Fresh's hatred for teh Donald is getting Epic. And hysterical. In writing about a CBS poll that shows Americans not liking Trump's call to stop importing Muzzies -- wonder if CBS actually took one, or just cribbed from NBC? -- he even brings up "quasi-Trump proposals."

So Trump now has to stand behind the pathetic bullshit his opponents make up about him?

Nice going, Ed.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2015 08:55 AM (ykopX)

237 Ooh, I wanna work for Sloth, Inc. Or Gluttony, Inc. maybe. I wouldn't get anything done at Lust, Inc. so just forget that one.

Posted by: Bigby's Eye Poke at December 11, 2015 08:55 AM (3ZtZW)

238 Pffft. Like we'd get so far as naming it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at December 11, 2015 08:53 AM (M1uf/)

Epic flamewar with multiple bannings before we came close to a consensus

Posted by: RWC - Team BOB and BOB at December 11, 2015 08:56 AM (fWAjv)

239
Kentucky Senator Rand Paul will almost certainly fail to qualify for the primetime stage at next Tuesday's fifth Republican primary debate, according to an analysis of poll data conducted by Bloomberg. Paul has been included in all four of the main presidential debates to this point in the campaign.

To qualify for the CNN-sponsored primetime debate, candidates must average at least 3.5 percent support nationally or 4 percent in either Iowa or New Hampshire, based on major polls conducted between Oct. 29 and Dec. 13.

Yessssssssss.

Posted by: The Space Lizards

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 08:57 AM (kdS6q)

240 So CT "bans selling firearms to anyone who appears on a federal "list" encompassnig a million or more citizens, compiled by bureaucrats without any due process, notice, or even public disclosure of the criteria for being on that "list."

This is one of those in-your-face moments when the powers that be just tell the citizenry to fuck off, because we have no rights, and that quaint document once known as the Constitution is now meaningless. We have only "licenses" and "privileges" granted by favor of the corrupt State.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant buying dried foods at December 11, 2015 08:57 AM (k8tEg)

241 Mornin' horde. Happy Friday. Today is December 11, 2015. On this day in 1981, on a cold wintry morning, another Reagan baby (it's me!!!) was welcomed into the world.

Posted by: Mainah at December 11, 2015 08:57 AM (659DL)

242 Procrastination, Inc.
We'll get to it!

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 08:57 AM (cbfNE)

243 Oh. Shit.

Today is the last day to save the world.

Drudge

Posted by: SMFH at December 11, 2015 08:57 AM (zyIlW)

244 We would spend most of the day on the internet reading and commenting.

I'm not paid for what I do. I'm paid for what I can do.

I'm paid for what you don't want me doing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 08:57 AM (Z1oBf)

245 Yes, is that a disgusting spectacle, or what? Putting these cops
through a stupid show trial for no reason other than to appease the
baying mobs of racist thugs.

--

I haven't been following too closely, other than to know the trial is in progress, but what is the makeup of the jury?

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at December 11, 2015 08:58 AM (pVkEV)

246 On this day in 1981, on a cold wintry morning, another Reagan baby (it's me!!!) was welcomed into the world.
====================================================

Happy Birthday Mainah! And thanks for making me feel older than dirt!

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 11, 2015 08:58 AM (dFi94)

247 @241 That wasn't in Chicago? Cold and gray type of day?

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant buying dried foods at December 11, 2015 08:59 AM (k8tEg)

248 I'm paid for what you don't want me doing.

*snort* 30 years ago I worked for a company that paid a consultant what was essentially protection money because they were convinced that he had logic bombed the compiler. I was all like Wut? Wut? There's nothing he could do that I couldn't find!!

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Sooth! at December 11, 2015 08:59 AM (evdj2)

249
Our Lady of Perpetual Motion has many lay sisters.

Posted by: The Dirty Vicar of St. Michaels at December 11, 2015 08:59 AM (qul7b)

250
Jonah Goldberg grew up on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. He graduated from Goucher College in 1991. His was the second class at Goucher to admit men.

So, Jonah went to a girl's school. Tres suprise.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 08:59 AM (kdS6q)

251 Posted by: Mainah at December 11, 2015 08:57 AM (659DL)
_________________

Happy Birthday.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2015 09:00 AM (a31sM)

252 Happy Birthday Mainah!

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 09:01 AM (cbfNE)

253 @228

Once you understand that "conservatism" is a scam that these people use to make money you'll understand most of what animates them.

For the most part "conservatism" is a scam that's used by politicians and "professional" commentators use to gain power and make money.

There is actually very little real world conservatism being practiced or advanced politically.

Sure there are pockets of sanity but those are outliers.

We inhabit a world created and shaped by the progressive/Marxist movement starting in the early 20th century and with very few exceptions, the ratchet has been moving leftward.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2015 09:04 AM (qgbPQ)

254 That CBS poll is totes bullshit ... so everyone wants more muzzies and trump too ...riiiiiight

Posted by: E.T. at December 11, 2015 09:04 AM (yq4gk)

255 Oh shit ... almost fell off my chair when I went to drudge .. damnnnnnnn!!!!!

Posted by: E.T. at December 11, 2015 09:05 AM (yq4gk)

256 This is not my beautiful house!

This is not my beautiful wife!

This is a lukewarm cup of coffee!

Posted by: Living in a Shotgun Shack at December 11, 2015 09:05 AM (U+ZeC)

257 >>Oh shit ... almost fell off my chair when I went to drudge .. damnnnnnnn!!!!!

Just saw that too. Nasty.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2015 09:06 AM (/tuJf)

258 Drudge is mean. Going to skip breakfast now.

Posted by: Phyllis Balzac at December 11, 2015 09:06 AM (c8V4N)

259 Contemporary Christmas (cont)

Mary and Joseph had no money to make bail so they had to sell Jesus's frackensense, and myrrh. The gold had already been confiscated under suspicion of drug trafficing. The police initially seized the Three Wise Men, Melciore, Balthazar, and Casper, but were accused of racial profiling so released them without charge.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 11, 2015 09:07 AM (7v/r5)

260 Frankly, I wouldn't hire most of us.
Me included.
We would spend most of the day on the internet reading and commenting.

I'd like to see the HR dress code:

"Pants must be worn whenever there are customers in the building! No exceptions."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2015 09:07 AM (5buP8)

261 Ex-NYC ... I disagree.

If the gun-owners of Connecticut don't like this shit, vote or leave.

For too fucking long, working class Democrats have ignored the rhetoric of their party leaders, wrapping themselves in a little cocoon of "That's just political talk. It'll never happen."

I know .. I've talked to many, many Union Tradesmen over the years.

Well gents - time to choose. The clock has ran out on your conveniently "above the fray, it'll never happen to us" position.

Pick. A. Tribe.

Posted by: Irony at December 11, 2015 09:07 AM (c5Luo)

262 "Our Lady of Perpetual Motion has many lay sisters."

Friggin' sweet. Just in time for the weekend too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 09:08 AM (20qSj)

263 I saw Sloth, Inc. open for...

...ah who am I kidding? I didn't even get the car out of the garage.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 09:08 AM (NeFrd)

264 I never realized the grinch has so many crow's feet.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2015 09:08 AM (UzPAd)

265 The best Subaru commercial for me was the one where they showed a serious of cars that were smashed all to hell and then said 'they lived' after everyone.

Posted by: Lea at December 11, 2015 09:09 AM (lIU4e)

266
Oh shit ... almost fell off my chair when I went to drudge .. damnnnnnnn!!!!!

Just saw that too. Nasty.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2015 09:06 AM (/tuJf)
_____________________________

Shut your whore mouth...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2015 09:09 AM (HSmrB)

267 257 >>Oh shit ... almost fell off my chair when I went to drudge .. damnnnnnnn!!!!!

Just saw that too. Nasty.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2015 09:06 AM (/tuJf)

Separated at birth?

http://tinyurl.com/o6v8bf6

Posted by: RWC - Team BOB and BOB at December 11, 2015 09:09 AM (fWAjv)

268 "Pants must be worn whenever there are customers in the building! No exceptions."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2015 09:07 AM (5buP

Assless chaps count?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOB and BOB at December 11, 2015 09:11 AM (fWAjv)

269 Dec 11th - bright and sunny 52 degrees.

Yeah, global warming is a scourge!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOB and BOB at December 11, 2015 09:11 AM (fWAjv)

270 LORING WirBels are gAy BIRDs.

Posted by: Spurwing Ploverdude at December 11, 2015 09:12 AM (u5gzz)

271
Separated at birth?

http://tinyurl.com/o6v8bf6

Posted by: RWC - Team BOB and BOB at December 11, 2015 09:09 AM (fWAjv)
_____________________________

I'd hit it.... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2015 09:12 AM (HSmrB)

272 @261
Not sure we disagree. I was describing the situation, not a prescription for what to do next.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant buying dried foods at December 11, 2015 09:13 AM (k8tEg)

273 265 The best Subaru commercial for me was the one where they showed a serious of cars that were smashed all to hell and then said 'they lived' after everyone.

Posted by: Lea at December 11, 2015 09:09 AM (lIU4e)

I believe it was just one car. The series showed it going from the accident scene to being towed and then to the scrapyard.

*nitpick

Posted by: RWC - Team BOB and BOB at December 11, 2015 09:13 AM (fWAjv)

274 off sock

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 09:14 AM (fWAjv)

275
Posted by: Spurwing Ploverdude at December 11, 2015 09:12 AM (u5gzz)
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I remember Spurlwing Plover (sp?)... Now that was a while back...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2015 09:14 AM (HSmrB)

276 Drudge pic

There's something wrong with her eyes. Brain damage?

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 09:15 AM (cbfNE)

277 Morning, all!

So...any good news?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 09:16 AM (NOIQH)

278 @276
She just wants her Precious.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant buying dried foods at December 11, 2015 09:16 AM (k8tEg)

279 Yikes - no good news on Drudge!
*closes tab*

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 09:16 AM (NOIQH)

280 I lived in Monterey, CA during the '97-'98 El Nino cycle. Man, houses were sliding off into the Pacific from all of the rain. Big Sur was cut off from mudslides on Hwy 1. Summer of '98 it hit 102 degrees. None of the buildings had AC. They told us to hit the beach and try to stay cool because it was too hot in the classrooms to teach.

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2015 09:17 AM (GgxVX)

281 Just saw that too. Nasty.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2015 09:06 AM

Nice understatement, Mr Straw.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2015 09:17 AM (ykopX)

282
Now I have that stupid song from Big Bang last nite in my head.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 11, 2015 09:17 AM (iQIUe)

283 Meh, net has been whacked here at work till 5 min before I leave.
Anyhow, good Morning, good bye and have a great weekend!

PS... AoS FB page you can post links to pictures, just not allowed to post racy pictures.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting on Columbus at December 11, 2015 09:17 AM (xcAaF)

284 Levin read/commented about this last night.

Damn damn damn I wish.

http://tinyurl.com/qgmww9s

'You [ISIS] are not soldiers. You are nothing but lowly p*ssies. Your god cannot save you from the true terror that my men will levy at you if you continue to impact my operation.'
'My men will destroy you. The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a wh*re that tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel. I will have their heart and tongue torn from them.'

Sadly it is a hoax.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 09:17 AM (fWAjv)

285 There's something wrong with her eyes. Brain damage?

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 09:15 AM

Doll's eyes.

Evil doll's eyes.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2015 09:18 AM (ykopX)

286 273 265 The best Subaru commercial for me was the one where they showed

a little 6 y/o girl in the driver's seat, listening to her dad give her safety tips. He goes on, dangling the keys. The camera pans to him finishing his lecture, then cuts to the (now) teen aged daughter. "Ok daddy." Hands her the keys.
Gets me every time.
Long days. Short years.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2015 09:18 AM (5buP8)

287 Can I get on the AoS fb page? How?

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 09:18 AM (cbfNE)

288
@282

Ba-zinga!

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at December 11, 2015 09:19 AM (HSmrB)

289
Has anyone seen Aunt Esther Obama's rap video? But yeah, Trump is the embarrassment.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2015 09:19 AM (493sH)

290 Once you understand that "conservatism" is a scam that these people use to make money you'll understand most of what animates them.

===

Yep, this. You can see it on their faces when the pundits discuss anything approaching actual conservatism - they all get lemon faces.

Posted by: Bigby's Eye Poke at December 11, 2015 09:19 AM (3ZtZW)

291
Sadly it is a hoax.

I couldn't reconcile a new world drug lord getting snippy about Syria/Iraq.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 11, 2015 09:19 AM (oVJmc)

292 Full moon on Christmas night. Good cover for SMOD's approach?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2015 09:20 AM (5buP8)

293 a little 6 y/o girl in the driver's seat, listening to her dad give her safety tips. He goes on, dangling the keys. The camera pans to him finishing his lecture, then cuts to the (now) teen aged daughter. "Ok daddy." Hands her the keys.�Gets me every time.�Long days. Short years.Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2015 09:18 AM

Yes, that is a good one. Bothers my allergies for some reason.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 11, 2015 09:20 AM (7v/r5)

294 Drudge pic

There's something wrong with her eyes. Brain damage?

You mean her eyes pointing in different directions? The better to see you with..

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2015 09:21 AM (T3Tpd)

295 287 Can I get on the AoS fb page? How?

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 09:18 AM (cbfNE)

I think there is a 'Join' button in the upper part. Just click that and wait for approval.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 09:21 AM (fWAjv)

296 I think

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 09:21 AM (fWAjv)

297 Subaru ads are almost cult like.

"Love, it's what makes a Subaru" reminds me of Mal talking about spaceship Serenity at the end of the Serenity movie

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 09:21 AM (ptqRm)

298 There's something wrong with her eyes.

I thought Ray Harryhausen died. His Medusa still lives.

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2015 09:22 AM (GgxVX)

299 Once you understand that "conservatism" is a scam that these people use
to make money you'll understand most of what animates them.

The professional political class views these things professionally.

Like gummint drones that fight to protect their sinecures, so does the professional political class. The terminology is there to drive support, the support is needed to provide the revenue and power.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 11, 2015 09:22 AM (oVJmc)

300 "Imagine the productivity if the horde were to form it's own company. "

In fact, that could be the company motto: "Imagine Productivity..."

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2015 09:22 AM (OLNwX)

301 Vic - saved by an end tag in his nic.Don't tease
me.
Posted by: the Barrel
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Vic has never barreled before. Vic, please see a doctor.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 11, 2015 09:23 AM (E5UB0)

302 Ummm, you Missouri morons stay safe. There is something going on. Mass purchases of cell phones and now this...

http://tinyurl.com/h2al6dx

Kansas City, Missouri - Dozens of propane tanks stolen from 3 different metro locations

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 09:23 AM (fWAjv)

303 I posted that link to the obituary for the SB guy to Facebook. Maybe those posting the whining Muslim stuff will read it. I think I may start doing that to their posts. Just post another link to an obituary of someone killed by a jihadi.

And I want one of Sabos "jihadi free zone" posters. The man is a genius!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 11, 2015 09:23 AM (Lqy/e)

304 We really need to love terrorists.

Yes, I've reformed, and no longer would I say "We came. We saw. He's dead" about Ghaddafi. Now I recommend we love him.

And Republicans are no longer my "worst enemy". I love them too.

How's that sound so far, Huma?

Posted by: Hillary! at December 11, 2015 09:24 AM (TxJGV)

305 Kansas City, Missouri - Dozens of propane tanks stolen from 3 different metro locations

Regulate and license backyard BBQ's!

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2015 09:25 AM (OLNwX)

306
Soft kitty, warm kitty little ball of fur,
Happy kitty sleepy kitty pur, pur, pur....

(you're welcome)

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at December 11, 2015 09:25 AM (HSmrB)

307 Maybe everyone shd put an end tag in their nics just in case? Prophylactic barreling.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 11, 2015 09:25 AM (iQIUe)

308 I just got here and I don't know if this has been talked about yet..

But why?

http://tinyurl.com/nur8x3a

Why did Obama make it easier for foreigners to get guns in this country?

Why, unless, as many of us have believed all along, Obama is purposely trying to sow strife in this country.

He hates us.

And the Republicans are facilitating him.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 11, 2015 09:26 AM (BZAd3)

309
Obviously self service propane tank exchange is now a thing of the past as well...

Posted by: Horta Crap at December 11, 2015 09:26 AM (qul7b)

310 In fact, that could be the company motto: "Imagine Productivity..."

And we could manufacture stringed weapons which shoot arrows.

I wonder what style we would chose?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 09:27 AM (ptqRm)

311 The things you stumble across

my lord of the rings butthole tattoo. To all you fuckers that didn't believe me.

And yes, she does have it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 09:28 AM (fWAjv)

312 Dear Lord! That Drudge Report picture of Hillary makes her look like something out of "The Exorcist."

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 11, 2015 09:28 AM (bpn7O)

313 Well, Trump will never be a bigger embarrassment than Michelle Obama until he, too, dons yoga pants and stages a mass workout in a foreign country.

(But I suspect if *his* wife did that not many would be complaining, though..).

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 09:30 AM (NOIQH)

314 Test

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 09:30 AM (5YE4e)

315 Kansas City, Missouri - Dozens of propane tanks stolen from 3 different metro locations

They barbecue A LOT in KC. I'm sure that's what it is. Yeah, bearded men speaking a "foreign language" (MSM Style guide indicates speculating on religious affiliation=genocide) buying, literally hundreds of burner cells at different WalMarts, and propane tanks disappearing. Big barbecue tourney must be coming up.
Must be a goat category this year.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2015 09:30 AM (5buP8)

316 Re: picture of Hillary

As an artist (painter) the location of highlight in eyes is critical. It reveals light direction. Positioned In both eyes at same relative location, at same intensity. Symmetry in other words.

The highlight in her left eye is dull and lifeless. There's an organic reason for that I'm sure.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 11, 2015 09:30 AM (7v/r5)

317 The professional political class views these things professionally.

Like
gummint drones that fight to protect their sinecures, so does the
professional political class. The terminology is there to drive support,
the support is needed to provide the revenue and power.

We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2015 09:30 AM (T3Tpd)

318 In fact, that could be the company motto: "Imagine Productivity..."

And we could manufacture stringed weapons which shoot arrows.

I wonder what style we would chose?

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 09:31 AM (5YE4e)

319
Imagine the productivity if the horde were to form its own company

The IT department would be putting in serious overtime trying to keep up the prOn blockers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2015 09:31 AM (X6fMO)

320
(But I suspect if *his* wife did that not many would be complaining, though..).

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 09:30 AM (NOIQH)
__________________________

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2015 09:31 AM (HSmrB)

321 If lead used in bullets then it make people dumb that get shot. But mostly minoritys get shot so this law allowing lead is targeted to keep minority down by making them stupit.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson - Lee at December 11, 2015 09:31 AM (E5UB0)

322 Hillary's eyes in Drudge = proof of demonic possession?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 09:31 AM (NOIQH)

323 Why did Obama make it easier for foreigners to get guns in this country? Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 11, 2015 09:26 AM

Impeachment is off the table, of course.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2015 09:32 AM (ykopX)

324 The first Canadian government plane carrying Syrian refugees arrived in Toronto late Thursday where they were greeted by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who is pushing forward with his pledge to resettle 25,000 Syrian refugees by the end of February.

I'm sure they were well vetted

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2015 09:32 AM (493sH)

325 Lead is raycist.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson - Lee at December 11, 2015 09:32 AM (E5UB0)

326 "One of the first things I'd do in terms of executive order, if I win, will be to sign strong, strong statement that would go out to the country, out to the world, anybody killing policeman police woman, police officer, anybody killing police officer, the death penalty is going to happen," he said.

This guy is completely clueless.

Posted by: Phyllis Balzac at December 11, 2015 09:32 AM (c8V4N)

327 Soft kitty, warm kitty little ball of fur,
Happy kitty sleepy kitty pur, pur, pur....

(Suddenly, kitteh flips over and sinks her teeth and claws into my hand)

Why, kitty, why?

Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 09:32 AM (O7MnT)

328 The highlight in her left eye is dull and lifeless. There's an organic reason for that I'm sure.

Quick! Shunt power to that side! Get it to sparkle people!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 09:33 AM (5YE4e)

329 I still don't understand why actors feel the intense need to go moonbat bugfuck. Do they feel guilty? They think leftism will redeem them?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 09:33 AM (E5UB0)

330 "Why, kitty, why?"

Because we wuv you

Posted by: Kittys everywhere at December 11, 2015 09:34 AM (ptqRm)

331 If I am reading the headlines right, the SB attack could have been prevented if the government would have more closely monitored online speech.

And we'll need more monitoring as we bring in more Muslims. More monitoring or more attacks: pick one. I graciously reject those options.

Posted by: CJ at December 11, 2015 09:34 AM (9KqcB)

332 Well, Trump will never be a bigger embarrassment
than Michelle Obama until he, too, dons yoga pants and stages a mass
workout in a foreign country. Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 09:30 AM

But...but...but...teh Donald is a boor!11!!!

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2015 09:34 AM (ykopX)

333 This guy is completely clueless.

Posted by: Phyllis Balzac at December 11, 2015 09:32 AM (c8V4N)

Not quite as clueless as yourself, Cupcake. You've taken 'Clueless' to eleven.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2015 09:34 AM (5JTgA)

334 Impeachment is off the table, of course.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2015 09:32 AM (ykopX)

There is simply no benign argument for this. This is willful complicity in the future deaths of Americans.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 11, 2015 09:34 AM (BZAd3)

335 Have to run to wally world.
Please send a rescue team if I don't make it back.

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 09:35 AM (cbfNE)

336 Well, Trump will never be a bigger embarrassment
than Michelle Obama until he, too, dons yoga pants and stages a mass
workout in a foreign country. Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 09:30 AM

But...but...but...teh Donald is a boor!11!!!

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2015 09:34 AM (ykopX)

You've got to see Aunt Esther Obama's rap video. from what I've seen of it essentially it's telling "kids" to go to college so they can fly in jets and throw around money. Because that's what an education is for.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2015 09:36 AM (493sH)

337 Posted by: Mainah at December 11, 2015 08:57 AM (659DL)

Bon on this day in 1981?!

Happy Birthday; Have a great day!

And get off my lawn. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2015 09:36 AM (No/ki)

338 Art up.

Posted by: HH at December 11, 2015 09:36 AM (DrCtv)

339 There is simply no benign argument for this. This is willful complicity in the future deaths of Americans.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 11, 2015 09:34 AM

So is/was funneling a bunch of firearms to Mexican druggies.

So is/was funneling weapons to ISIS and Al Qaeda.

So is opening the borders.

So is....

You get the idea.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2015 09:37 AM (ykopX)

340 311 The things you stumble across

my lord of the rings butthole tattoo. To all you fuckers that didn't believe me.

And yes, she does have it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 09:28 AM (fWAjv)

Imagine being on the receiving end of a butthole tattoo. Hell, imagine having to give someone a butthole tattoo.

Posted by: joncelli the Really Fat Police Dog at December 11, 2015 09:38 AM (RD7QR)

341 Nood. Pitchur.

Posted by: johnd01 at December 11, 2015 09:38 AM (ukNFU)

342 "One of the first things I'd do in terms of executive order, if I win, will be to sign strong, strong statement that would go out to the country, out to the world, anybody killing policeman police woman, police officer, anybody killing police officer, the death penalty is going to happen," Trump said.

It's difficult to appreciate just how stupid this statement is, on so many levels. What an embarrassment.

Posted by: Phyllis Balzac at December 11, 2015 09:39 AM (c8V4N)

343 If you haven't clicked on the Buchanan link on the right, you should. Great article by him....

Posted by: RobM1981 at December 11, 2015 09:41 AM (zurJC)

344 Hillary's eyeballs...
don't focus on the same point in her head.

But that's OK,
I'd rather have a chameleon for president instead,

Hillary's eyeballs...
Point in different directions as they sit in her face
But it's OK with me
If they always focus different-ly

[gentle pensive guitar riff]

Nestor Kirchner, Peter Falk and Sandy Duncan
All show how it can be done
And we can show how it can be
And be strabismic just like Hillary!

[chorus]

(no thanks to Phranc who put that earworm in my head)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYn3B-vjt5c

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2015 09:44 AM (q2o38)

345 Christmas cookies. Another pet peeve. Let's fill a bowl full of sugar, throw some flour and egg on top, roll it out, bake it, throw some more colored sugar on top and give it away.

'Merry Christmas and Happy Type II Diabetes.
Posted by: free range jihadist at December 11, 2015 07:49 AM (7v/r5)

What sort of commie lover are you? My wife spends three days baking about 110 dozen cookies, several dozen Buckeyes, and nut rolls. We give most away but Christmas cookies are tradition. Begone to the barrel with you!!! Heretic!!!

Posted by: WOPR at December 11, 2015 09:46 AM (KZqWD)

346 Vic has never barreled before. Vic, please see a doctor.

Vic built the Barrel. It was a benevolent container then, until they got separated during the Deluge. It hasn't quite been right since.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 11, 2015 09:46 AM (9krrF)

347 It's difficult to appreciate just how stupid this statement is, on so many levels. What an embarrassment.

Posted by: Phyllis Balzac at December 11, 2015 09:39 AM (c8V4N)

I guess you have no mirrors in your cave.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2015 09:47 AM (5JTgA)

348 Thanks for all the b-day wishes, everybody!

Posted by: Mainah at December 11, 2015 09:47 AM (659DL)

349 Phyllis Ballsack is a great American!

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at December 11, 2015 09:48 AM (u5gzz)

350
Posted by: Phyllis Balzac at December 11, 2015 09:32 AM (c8V4N)
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^^^ I'd hit it.... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2015 09:49 AM (HSmrB)

351 118 FUCK GERALDO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2015 08:03 AM (gf8BH)
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IN PARTICULAR!

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 09:56 AM (MbrzC)

352 187 Loring Wirbel, board member of the American Civil Liberties Unions Colorado chapter and co-chair of the ACLUs Colorado Springs chapter, called for supporters of GOP presidential hopeful Donald Trump to be shot before they vote for the billionaire businessman.

Comparing Trump to Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels, Wirbel wrote in his Facebook page:

The thing is, we have to really reach out to those who might consider voting for Trump and say, This is Goebbels. This is the final solution. If you are voting for him I will have to shoot you before election day. Theyre not going to listen to reason, so when justice is gone, theres always force, as Laurie would say.

Nice ha? Trump should sure her and the authorities should arrest her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2015 08:34 AM (gf8BH)
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Instead she's probably get offered a job at the Ministry of Justice.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 09:59 AM (MbrzC)

353 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 08:34 AM (kdS6q)
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Also added staff in MA and OK yesterday.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 10:00 AM (MbrzC)

354 201
Ron Paul: Trump could leave GOP "severed"
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The irony is deep.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 10:02 AM (MbrzC)

355 Yessssssssss.

Posted by: The Space Lizards

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 08:57 AM (kdS6q)
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You should not be happy, Paul would have helped attack Rubio.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 10:05 AM (MbrzC)

356 294 Drudge pic

There's something wrong with her eyes. Brain damage?
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Clearly she was making fun of retarded people. /s

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 10:09 AM (MbrzC)

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