Open Thread and a simple request [Weirddave]

Ace was kind enough to let me put this up as an open thread while he is getting his next thread together. Treat this as you would any other open thread, IOW fight amongst yourselves about Donald Trump.


In other news, I have been working for the past couple of years on putting together a new web based business, and I'm almost ready to launch, but I need one final big beta test to make sure it all works.

So I am hoping that a bunch of y'all will volunteer to use it and see what happens. It'll happen later this month and shouldn't require a huge (YUUUUGE!) time commitment at all. If you can please help, drop me an email at MGBETATEST at gmail.

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Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 07:15 PM (AkOaV)

2 ORANGE POWER!!!

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 07:15 PM (iVV84)

3 and good luck with your venture!

I have to create a burner email addy that isn't my name, b ut when I do I'll shoot you a note. More then willing to help.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 07:15 PM (AkOaV)

4 Oh f*ck

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 07:15 PM (iVV84)

5 Finally - an AoSHQ approved Porn Portal!

Posted by: Garrett at December 08, 2015 07:17 PM (jOCta)

6 This thread is too controversial. One of the cobs should delete it.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 07:18 PM (iVV84)

7 can we play cowboys and muslims yet

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at December 08, 2015 07:19 PM (Zji0O)

8 I know we all like to mock Obama for suggesting we can prevail by being "stronger", as if it were possible for us to be strong enough to deflect bullets with our skin. However, the White House has announced that it has been meeting with business leaders working on a substance that will accomplish exactly that, even including a fast-paced distribution method that can reach every American citizen in the span of a single day.
Sources close to the president have leaked that this substance is called "The Kragle". Apparently the company responsible has more details on their website:
http://en.brickimedia.org/wiki/Kragle

Posted by: CayleyGraph at December 08, 2015 07:19 PM (d10jJ)

9 if not cowboys and leftists would be a nice start

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at December 08, 2015 07:19 PM (Zji0O)

10 I am serious about needing help, and I do really appreciate it.

What I want it's pretty simple. Just assume that I've invented, say, Amazon.com. I simply want to have a couple dozen people use it for 3-4 days to make sure that it works.

Depending on how fast people reply, I'll set a start date and give you the login information etc. etc. Thanks again

Posted by: Weirddave at December 08, 2015 07:20 PM (7GBH9)

11 Danggit. Thought I had a good copy of the latest Gotham, but about ten minutes in, end of video. Just as it was getting "good." (For certain values of good.)

Well, at least Milady is making me some tomato soup and a grilled cheese sammich. Maybe we'll watch something fun and easy on the stomach while we eat. Like the next episode of Man in the High Castle...!

Posted by: mindful webworker - openly threading at December 08, 2015 07:20 PM (ACs58)

12 In other news, I have been working for the past couple of years on putting together a new web based business, and I'm almost ready to launch, but I need one final big beta test to make sure it all works.

Trannie pr0n?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 07:21 PM (8ZskC)

13 Mark Steyn addressed a sub-committee today discussing climate bullshit.

Wattsupwiththat has the text (link in nic)

and youscrewb video below

youtube.com/watch?v=bTM13sI2BFQ

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 07:21 PM (9YDUz)

14 Tomato soup and grilled cheese sounds yummy. I don't want to cook dinner tonight. I might just make grilled cheese instead. Any time my kids think I'm being the cool mom, I'm really just being a lazy mom.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 07:23 PM (Kqit+)

15 We didn't have sex. We just snuggled.

Posted by: The Bear at December 08, 2015 07:24 PM (8ZskC)

16 WeirdDave - Is there a link you could put up that we could click on and see what you have so far?

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 08, 2015 07:25 PM (dFi94)

17 A news reading hottie post, for no reason at all: Leslie Foster (WUSA channel 9 in DC) is smoking hot. Plus, whoever the blond is doing the sports (Ch 9, WUSA again), also hot.

C'mon Virginia, get it together. West VA is beating them by 10. Mid way through the 1st half. No panic, yet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2015 07:25 PM (NGd+i)

18 Second bleg I have responded to tonight.

If I start getting email from Nigerian princes I'll cut a bitch.

Posted by: fluffy at December 08, 2015 07:25 PM (AfsKp)

19 I have been working for the past couple of years on putting together a new web based business

Don't look at us, pal.

Posted by: The AoS Hamsters at December 08, 2015 07:26 PM (Dwehj)

20 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at December 08, 2015 07:27 PM (GwIKd)

21 Shit! Literally!

UPDATE: 80 students now ill after eating at Boston CHIPOTLE

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 07:28 PM (9YDUz)

22 16 I want to keep it under my hat for just a bit longer. After the beta test is done I should be able to just tell everyone so soon.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 08, 2015 07:28 PM (7GBH9)

23
Who in government will take responsibility for the next terrorist attack on our soil?

With complete inaction and indifference from O'Bama, the fault will rest squarely on his scrawny shoulders.

He will of course deny any responsibility and blame the republicans.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 08, 2015 07:28 PM (OiFtZ)

24 United States investigating report of Iran missile test

Ambassador Samantha Power says the United States is reviewing reports that Iran launched a ballistic missile last month.

Boy ya gotta getup pretty early in the AM to get one past these people?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2015 07:28 PM (gf8BH)

25 >>
I have been working for the past couple of years on putting together a new web based business


It's like Angie's List, but for Thai Tranny Boys.

Posted by: Garrett at December 08, 2015 07:29 PM (YUJCJ)

26 I love Chipotle.

Posted by: eleven at December 08, 2015 07:29 PM (qUNWi)

27 I could go for a barbacoa burrito right now.

Posted by: eleven at December 08, 2015 07:29 PM (qUNWi)

28 Would be glad to help weirddave.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 08, 2015 07:30 PM (5fvBZ)

29 16 I want to keep it under my hat for just a bit
longer. After the beta test is done I should be able to just tell
everyone so soon.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 08, 2015 07:28 PM (7GBH9)
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Understood. I look forward to your launch, and I hope it is a very successful endeavor for you.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 08, 2015 07:30 PM (dFi94)

30 Email sent.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 08, 2015 07:30 PM (0NdlF)

31 >>> I love Chipotle

It always annoys me that it isn't 'chipolte'.

Posted by: fluffy at December 08, 2015 07:31 PM (AfsKp)

32 Um...is this not newsworthy?

http://tinyurl.com/nhsvnbh

Ace?

Posted by: Choco Latte at December 08, 2015 07:31 PM (hudka)

33
Someone in Philadelphia threw a barbecue pigs head onto the steps of a mosque, and the DOJ and Philadelphia Police are all over this case expending resources to locate and prosecute the offenders.

The Chicago murders.....collateral damage and not worthy of comment.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 08, 2015 07:31 PM (OiFtZ)

34 Hipster soul food, gone bad.

Posted by: The AoS Hamsters at December 08, 2015 07:31 PM (Dwehj)

35 If you need a lot of people to test the site, you should use Mturk.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2015 07:32 PM (4ErVI)

36 I love Chipotle
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I don't think I've ever eaten there. I wonder if there is one near me. I'll have to look that up.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 08, 2015 07:32 PM (dFi94)

37 ok.. email sent.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 08, 2015 07:32 PM (5fvBZ)

38 >>grilled cheese sounds yummy. I don't want to cook dinner tonight. I might just make grilled cheese instead. Any time my kids think I'm being the cool mom, I'm really just being a lazy mom.
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 07:23 PM (Kqit+)

I seriously just had rolls and cheese for dinner. Which is...kind of like grilled cheese but lazier!

Posted by: Lea at December 08, 2015 07:32 PM (vmMMi)

39 After the beta test is done I should be able to just tell everyone so soon.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 08, 2015 07:28 PM (7GBH9)*

*****

You've got mail!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 07:33 PM (3rK8j)

40 Sent you an email regarding the Beta testing.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 07:33 PM (kXoT0)

41 >>>In other news, I have been working for the past couple of years on
putting together a new web based business, and I'm almost ready to
launch, but I need one final big beta test to make sure it all works.

So I am hoping that a bunch of y'all will volunteer to use it and see
what happens. It'll happen later this month and shouldn't require a huge
(YUUUUGE!) time commitment at all. If you can please help, drop me an
email at MGBETATEST at gmail.<<<




We warned you about stealing our concepts. You'll be hearing from our lawyers.




Posted by: makers of Nut Hut (tm) and Squirt Yurt (tm) at December 08, 2015 07:33 PM (H9MG5)

42 Oh well:

@BreakingNews 17m
Update: GOP candidate Donald Trump denies @AP report saying he planned to visit Jordan - @realDonaldTrump

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 07:34 PM (9YDUz)

43 Nearest one is 10 miles away. I'm not driving 10 miles to get diarrhea.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isaiah 9:6 at December 08, 2015 07:34 PM (dFi94)

44 I had a fried egg sandwich for dinner with lots of ketchup. It's the little things...

Posted by: jewells45 at December 08, 2015 07:34 PM (5fvBZ)

45 It always annoys me that it isn't 'chipolte'.

Posted by: fluffy at December 08, 2015 07:31 PM (AfsKp)


A lot of people around here pronounce it that way, which I don't understand, unless there is some other secret restaurant with the letters reversed that I've never heard of.

There's a street near here that people invert a syllable on *all the time*, it kind of triggers my recessive OCD gene. Metaphorically speaking.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 08, 2015 07:34 PM (bLnSU)

46 Ketchup on eggs!?

The horror.

Posted by: Garrett at December 08, 2015 07:36 PM (YUJCJ)

47 A lot of people around here pronounce it that way, which I don't understand, unless there is some other secret restaurant with the letters reversed that I've never heard of.

There's a street near here that people invert a syllable on *all the time*, it kind of triggers my recessive OCD gene. Metaphorically speaking.


Wednesday must drive you nuts.

Posted by: eleven at December 08, 2015 07:36 PM (qUNWi)

48 Ted Cruz is en fuego on Mark Levin

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 08, 2015 07:36 PM (7egrg)

49 If you like chipotle then you don't live in an area with good mexican food places. I went once and will never darken their doors again. The place that is one of my favorites was on Guy Ferries (sp?) Diners, Drive Ins and Dives. Have eaten there for 35 years.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 08, 2015 07:36 PM (AhyHb)

50 33
Someone in Philadelphia threw a barbecue pigs head onto the steps of a mosque, and the DOJ and Philadelphia Police are all over this case expending resources to locate and prosecute the offenders.
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Didn't someone here in the last week ask where to get a pig's head for this purpose? Did I imagine that? Of Fcuk, are we supposed to be keeping that on the down-low?

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at December 08, 2015 07:36 PM (bA+CL)

51 Cruz just said he is introducing a bill halting immigration from countries with an ISIS or Al Queda presence for 3 years.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 07:37 PM (Z/8dZ)

52 >>> A lot of people around here pronounce it that way, which I don't understand,

It just rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: Nick Nolte at December 08, 2015 07:37 PM (AfsKp)

53 In Virginia, Chipotles was where all the Latinos gathered for lunch so you knew it was good.
And I love the food.
Looks like they started bringing in their own water though.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2015 07:38 PM (08Znv)

54 Wednesday must drive you nuts.

Posted by: eleven at December 08, 2015 07:36 PM (qUNWi)


Not really, because I learned the pronunciation "incorrectly" like everyone else before I learned the spelling. Probably drove me nuts for a month when I was five or something, not that I remember.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 08, 2015 07:38 PM (bLnSU)

55 I love Chipotle.

It's delicious.

Posted by: eleven at December 08, 2015 07:38 PM (qUNWi)

56 Garret, only on an egg sandwich.. regular eggs with bacon and hash browns. NO ketchup.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 08, 2015 07:38 PM (5fvBZ)

57 51 Cruz just said he is introducing a bill halting immigration from countries with an ISIS or Al Queda presence for 3 years.
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Trump treats that Overton Window like his personal Bitch.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at December 08, 2015 07:38 PM (bA+CL)

58 What we need is common sense comprehensive burrito safety reform.

Posted by: Harry Reid, Accused Pederast at December 08, 2015 07:38 PM (AhyHb)

59 51 - Weak sauce, besides he knows it'll fail or never be put to a vote.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 07:38 PM (MbrzC)

60 Someone in Philadelphia threw a barbecue pigs head onto the steps of a mosque, and the DOJ and Philadelphia Police are all over this case expending resources to locate and prosecute the offenders.

Regardless of how many Americans are killed, our first priority must always be to make sure that muslims feel welcome, supported and at home in this, their adopted country.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 07:39 PM (8ZskC)

61 57 - It's hilarious.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 07:39 PM (MbrzC)

62 >>Cruz just said he is introducing a bill halting immigration from countries with an ISIS or Al Queda presence for 3 years.

That might include the US.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2015 07:39 PM (/tuJf)

63  I had a fried egg sandwich for dinner with lots of ketchup. It's the little things...
Posted by: jewells45
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Meh, ketchup. It's generally too overpowering, especially with something delicate like eggs. Prefer a light sprinkling of salt and maybe a few spices.

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at December 08, 2015 07:39 PM (iVV84)

64 For those overstuffed burritos, Colorado has many options and there is no need for Chipotopetetlptptpltppfp. Illegal Pete, for a start.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2015 07:39 PM (6FqZa)

65 I'm just going to go out on a limb and say that a business model that involves keeping the whole business - even info about just what kind of business the business is - a secret, is.... well, let's just say it's a unique approach. Especially when it is tied together with publicly asking for volunteers to try out the secret business.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2015 07:39 PM (IN7k+)

66 Continually interesting how Cruz never attacks Trump.

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 08, 2015 07:40 PM (7egrg)

67 What's up with Wooden Shampoo?

Who did he piss off?

Posted by: fluffy at December 08, 2015 07:40 PM (AfsKp)

68 My friends, we have nothing to fear with Chipotles making your burritos.

Posted by: John McCain, Card Carin Maverick at December 08, 2015 07:40 PM (AhyHb)

69 That brown, wrinkled chicken at Chipotle is especially appealing.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 08, 2015 07:40 PM (Dwehj)

70 Treat this as you would any other open thread, IOW fight amongst yourselves about Donald Trump.

Just don't mention condiments!

Posted by: Refugee from last night's Overnight Thread at December 08, 2015 07:41 PM (vBeA5)

71 Rand Paul also introduced a bill to halt immigration from basically the entire middle east. Cruz voted for it.

89 senators voted against it.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 07:41 PM (Z/8dZ)

72 Cruz and Paul tried to get the Senate to pass a bill that would suspend immigration from terror exporting countries


leadership killed it

why should Cruz attack Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 07:42 PM (zOTsN)

73 I want to see Ronan Farrow, Pajamaboy and Clockboy thrown into a cage along with the DiCaprio bear.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 07:42 PM (iVV84)

74 67 What's up with Wooden Shampoo?

Who did he piss off?
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Has anyone actually seen Nip post since shampoo was banned?
/Tinfoil

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at December 08, 2015 07:42 PM (bA+CL)

75 Christ, dude. It's just a chain restaurant.

No need to throw a stroke over it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 07:42 PM (9YDUz)

76 why should Cruz attack Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 07:42 PM (zOTsN)


No reason at all. I admire it.

And it appears more and more like they are working together under the radar.

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 08, 2015 07:43 PM (7egrg)

77 UPDATE: 80 students now ill after eating at Boston CHIPOTLE

I wouldn't trust 80 students not to be upto some SJWing but I'm not volunteering to search for proof.

Posted by: DaveA at December 08, 2015 07:43 PM (DL2i+)

78 66 Continually interesting how Cruz never attacks Trump.

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 08, 2015 07:40 PM (7egrg)
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You know it's a deal they made early, the only problem is Donald started doing better then he was 'supposed too'. "I'll go out there and say 100%, and take the flack, you tail behind me saying 86% of what I say and together we'll ruin jeb's master plan.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 07:43 PM (MbrzC)

79
Regardless of how many Americans are killed, our
first priority must always be to make sure that muslims feel welcome,
supported and at home in this, their adopted country.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 07:39 PM (8ZskC)


For their own safety, there should be an entire area where all of the Muslims in the country are gathered, protected and supported for a short while.

It'll be fun.....like a camp.....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 08, 2015 07:43 PM (AC0lD)

80 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 08, 2015 07:34 PM (bLnSU)

chip olt ley is how its pronounced.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 07:44 PM (AkOaV)

81 Christ, dude. It's just a chain restaurant. No need to throw a stroke over it.

No need to shit your pants over Chipotle either, I mean, unless you just ate there

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2015 07:44 PM (6FqZa)

82

hey

so my follow up on the two Islamic women who claimed they were the victims of backlash at an Austin, TX hipster breakfast place because an old fart said mean things to them like "what are you gonna do? Shoot me? Well go ahead"





yeah

they are both BLM, SJP and CAIR organizers. Wouldnt be suprised if the whole thing was made up or wildly exaggerated. Black brunch for Palestine

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 07:44 PM (zOTsN)

83 >>>I had a fried egg sandwich for dinner with lots of ketchup. It's the little things...

Posted by: jewells45

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Meh, ketchup. It's generally too overpowering, especially with
something delicate like eggs. Prefer a light sprinkling of salt and
maybe a few spices.

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at December 08, 2015 07:39 PM (iVV84)<<<

Oh no. Ketchup talk. This is how it all began...

Posted by: Moron having flashbacks from last night's ONT at December 08, 2015 07:44 PM (H9MG5)

84 pigs head? Beheadings are a hallmark of isis. I call false flag.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 08, 2015 07:45 PM (WVsWD)

85 79
Regardless of how many Americans are killed, our
first priority must always be to make sure that muslims feel welcome,
supported and at home in this, their adopted country.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 07:39 PM (8ZskC)
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Reads like NASA's revised mission statement.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 07:45 PM (MbrzC)

86 Gringoes can't handle chipotle! Hahaha.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at December 08, 2015 07:46 PM (iVV84)

87 78 You know it's a deal they made early, the only problem is Donald started doing better then he was 'supposed too'. "I'll go out there and say 100%, and take the flack, you tail behind me saying 86% of what I say and together we'll ruin jeb's master plan.


Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 07:43 PM (MbrzC)


If Trump gets the nomination, it will be interesting to see if he picks Cruz as VP or nominates him for the first SCOTUS opening.

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 08, 2015 07:46 PM (7egrg)

88 Do we have to do anything?

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 07:47 PM (sj3Ax)

89 OK, missed the Hillary thread, so.....I think that email + release of the movie "13 Hours" in a month may be problematic.

No, the MSM won't connect the dots. But seriously, we just now hear how we *could* have made a difference w/military people ready to dive in, and then see an up close and personal story of those inexplicably abandoned in Benghazi? Most LIVs won't get it, but I'm hoping it might just reach a few more people, as this most recent attack + Obama's stubborn, continued recklessness has.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 07:47 PM (NOIQH)

90 No reason why Cruz could not serve as VP while waiting for that SC opening?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 08, 2015 07:47 PM (WVsWD)

91 Someone in Philadelphia threw a barbecue pigs head onto the steps of a mosque, and the DOJ and Philadelphia Police are all over this case expending resources to locate and prosecute the offenders.

In other news, how many times have Muslims sued BBQ joints and other restaurants and over the odor of cooked pork offending them? The answer is many times, often successfully. Then there's the gambit of buying land for a mosque and beginning to sue surrounding landowners for their unclean ways. I like the guy who used pig blood to soak the strip of ground he owned next to his fence line adjoining the land of the proposed mosque site because they had told him to get rid of his pigs.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 07:47 PM (kXoT0)

92 "yeah

they are both BLM, SJP and CAIR organizers. Wouldnt be suprised if the whole thing was made up or wildly exaggerated. Black brunch for Palestine"

Well I am just shocked!

I've been to Kerby Lane a thousand times. It's a hipster place. They should have claimed this happened at the Denny's by UT.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 07:48 PM (Z/8dZ)

93
Did you guys read the story about those two aussie surfers whose burnt out van and bodies were found in Mexico? One was shot in the face and burnt alive. Please dont go to Mexico unless you are going to a well known tourist resort.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 07:48 PM (iQIUe)

94 The beheadings will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: ISIS at December 08, 2015 07:48 PM (iVV84)

95 I could go for a barbacoa burrito right now.
Posted by: eleven at December 08, 2015 07:29 PM (qUNWi)

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Mmmmm...I'm watching Bizarre Foods America right now, they did up some barbacoa and all the fixins. Yum.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 08, 2015 07:48 PM (cDs+4)

96 Um, Drudge saying the RNC just agreed to *another* debate????
What are they up to.....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 07:48 PM (NOIQH)

97 90 - There is, he'd be more useful as senate vote, or a cabinet member while waiting for such a slot. VP is kind of limiting.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 07:49 PM (MbrzC)

98 Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2015 07:48 PM (NOIQH)

well they only wanted a handful of debates in order to help Jeb! win. After 2012, they thought the debates hurt Romney.

Now that Jeb! is polling as an asterisk, they're probably trying to come up with methods to help him (or, my guess would be, help Rubio)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 07:49 PM (AkOaV)

99

Chipolte...like Nick Nolte?

yeah, they have a problem with e-coli

Buffets = petri dishes

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 08, 2015 07:50 PM (6DKwb)

100 I'll test it WD.

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 07:50 PM (sj3Ax)

101 Cruz just said he is introducing a bill halting immigration from countries with an ISIS or Al Queda presence for 3 years.
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 07:37 PM (Z/8dZ)

All for show unless he has carved out the obvious exceptions. It contradicts everything asylum laws were intended to accomplish . I say that as a Cruz guy.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 07:50 PM (iRZl4)

102 Just don't mention condiments!
Posted by: Refugee from last night's Overnight Thread at December 08, 2015 07:41 PM (vBeA5)

Miracle WHIP, she said in a low seductive voice with just a hint of a growl....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 07:50 PM (kXoT0)

103 90 No reason why Cruz could not serve as VP while waiting for that SC opening?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 08, 2015 07:47 PM (WVsWD


None at all, except Cruz wouldn't want to be seen as a "quitter."

Media, after collectively wetting their drawers and applying their smelling salts, would relentlessly use that meme nonstop.

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 08, 2015 07:50 PM (7egrg)

104 96 - They are adding another debate in SC just before the election... cause you know they want more chances... because they are worried the ted and the donald are going to clean up in march and they want to stop that wave from starting in SC.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 07:51 PM (MbrzC)

105 Miracle WHIP, she said in a low seductive voice with just a hint of a growl....
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 07:50 PM (kXoT0)

wHip?

http://tinyurl.com/q2rr8ue

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 07:51 PM (AkOaV)

106 What kind of porn is this website, anyway? Because I draw the line at furries.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 08, 2015 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

107 chip olt ley is how its pronounced.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 08, 2015 07:44 PM (AkOaV)


You have a vast supply of extra "L's" you're trying to get rid of?

That's my suspicion about people who can't pronounce "nuclear" correctly, they're trying to get rid of surplus "U's".

It could be really bad dyslexia as well. Or, as you might say, "dylslelxila."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 08, 2015 07:51 PM (bLnSU)

108 Israel is giving medical treatment to ISIS and releasing them. Why do we support Israel again? They also can ban Muslim immigration but we can't. Sounds legit.

http://tinyurl.com/nhsvnbh

Posted by: Choco Latte at December 08, 2015 07:52 PM (hudka)

109 " It contradicts everything asylum laws were intended to accomplish"

Bringing over more terrorists?

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 07:52 PM (Z/8dZ)

110 I'm just going to go out on a limb and say that a business model that involves keeping the whole business - even info about just what kind of business the business is - a secret, is.... well, let's just say it's a unique approach. Especially when it is tied together with publicly asking for volunteers to try out the secret business.

Eh. Don't see why not. Why give potential competitors a chance to upstage it?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 08, 2015 07:53 PM (0NdlF)

111 I don't give a shit.

I support Donald Trump and want him to be the next president.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 07:53 PM (vsbNu)

112 WeirdDave invented Amazon? I thought that was already invented.

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2015 07:53 PM (e3bId)

113 I am willing to volunteer. But I am a very hard beta tester. If you can do the unexpected, I will.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2015 07:54 PM (rwI+c)

114
The blurb for next weeks Fargo says Hansee goes to report back to the Gephardts. What Gephardts??? And why wasnt there no scalping?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 07:54 PM (iQIUe)

115 >>> is this website, anyway? Because I draw the line at furries.

Why, I oughta...

Posted by: fluffy at December 08, 2015 07:54 PM (AfsKp)

116 Preferred mispronunciation: Chee-pot-tul.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 08, 2015 07:54 PM (0NdlF)

117 WeirdDave,
I sent you an email that I'll test it. It's not email I'm using now.
Comcast blocks things it doesn't want me to have.

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 07:54 PM (sj3Ax)

118 sent you an email WD.

Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2015 07:54 PM (Zvmcz)

119 I lived on the top floor of a condiment once.

Posted by: otho at December 08, 2015 07:54 PM (EWg9n)

120 112 WeirdDave invented Amazon? I thought that was already invented.

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2015 07:53 PM (e3bId)
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Not that Amazon, this is Ammozone.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 07:54 PM (MbrzC)

121 Bringing over more terrorists?
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 07:52 PM (Z/8dZ)


Who is more in need of a safe space than a terrorist?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 08, 2015 07:55 PM (0NdlF)

122 I lived on the top floor of a condiment once.

Posted by: otho at December 08, 2015 07:54 PM (EWg9n)


Isn't that where the water settles out in ketchup?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 08, 2015 07:55 PM (bLnSU)

123 If you can do the unexpected, I will.

Great! You're in the PEBKAC control group, sir!

Posted by: Dave's HR Dept. at December 08, 2015 07:56 PM (Dwehj)

124 MOAR NOOD TRUMP

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 08, 2015 07:56 PM (0NdlF)

125 >>>Miracle WHIP, she said in a low seductive voice with just a hint of a growl....
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 07:50 PM (kXoT0)

Fighting! Words!

Posted by: Lea at December 08, 2015 07:56 PM (vmMMi)

126 Cruz just said he is introducing a bill halting immigration from countries with an ISIS or Al Queda presence for 3 years.

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 07:37 PM (Z/8dZ)

All for show unless he has carved out the obvious exceptions. It contradicts everything asylum laws were intended to accomplish . I say that as a Cruz guy.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 08, 2015 07:50 PM (iRZl4)


baloney. we can suspend asylum. No one has a right to asylum.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 07:56 PM (zOTsN)

127 Muslim congressmen will not vote for house bill to restrict visa program from nations that don't provided needed information to us.

*shocker* /s

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 08, 2015 07:56 PM (MbrzC)

128 I invent things all the wine only to find out that some asshole ripped off my idea ahead of me.

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2015 07:56 PM (e3bId)

129 Treat this as you would any other open thread, IOW fight amongst yourselves about Donald Trump

Well, okay.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 07:57 PM (ZbV+0)

130 How is everyone this evening

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 08, 2015 07:57 PM (+4mdw)

131 Trump rocks!

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 07:57 PM (ZbV+0)

132 wine = time.

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2015 07:57 PM (e3bId)

133 Israel is giving medical treatment to ISIS and releasing them. Why do we support Israel again? They also can ban Muslim immigration but we can't. Sounds legit.

http://tinyurl.com/nhsvnbh
Posted by: Choco Latte at December 08, 2015 07:52 PM (hudka)

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No, Israel is giving medical aid to Nursa and Al Queda who are fighting Hezbollah, Israel's enemy.

The enemy of my enemy is not my friend but just not my enemy until they are again...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 07:57 PM (iQIUe)

134 Trump is teh suxor!

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 07:57 PM (ZbV+0)

135 I wonder what statute the feds will invoke when they prosecute for pig head tossing. Littering maybe?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 07:57 PM (8ZskC)

136 I've had enough for today on Candidate Boyfriend. Overexposure.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 08, 2015 07:58 PM (bLnSU)

137 Wierddave, I sent you an email. What the heck - I'll give it a try. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 08, 2015 07:58 PM (cDs+4)

138 33 50 I don no nuffin.

Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2015 07:58 PM (Zvmcz)

139 How is everyone this evening

G'evening chemjeff. How're the waitresses tonight?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 08, 2015 07:59 PM (0NdlF)

140 I'm going to get something to eat.

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2015 07:59 PM (sj3Ax)

141 baloney. we can suspend asylum. No one has a right to asylum.
Posted by: ThunderB
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Especially seeing as how lunatics are running it.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 08, 2015 07:59 PM (iVV84)

142 109 " It contradicts everything asylum laws were intended to accomplish"

Bringing over more terrorists?

Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2015 07:52 PM (Z/8dZ)

New terrorists, new voters for the libtards.

Sometimes one and the same.

My God, why can't, or won't, our "betters" see what danger they are putting us in?

They really must enjoy the carnage. Sick f***s.

Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 08, 2015 07:59 PM (7egrg)

143 I wonder what statute the feds will invoke when they prosecute for pig head tossing. Littering maybe?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2015 07:57 PM (8ZskC)


Racist h8 crime against Islam.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 08, 2015 08:00 PM (0NdlF)

144  I'm going to get something to eat.
Posted by: Carol
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Mind if I join in?

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 08, 2015 08:01 PM (iVV84)

145 Hi chemjeff.. how are things up north??

Posted by: jewells45 at December 08, 2015 08:01 PM (5fvBZ)

146 Anyone who cares about property rights should be dismayed by this nomination.........--T Cruz on Judicial nominee (exception for D. Trump)

This is one reason I am becoming dismayed with Cruz lately. He talks the talk but I don't know if he would walk the walk if it would effect his ambitions.

Posted by: Trump thought bubbles at December 08, 2015 08:03 PM (iRZl4)

147 Israel is giving medical treatment to ISIS and releasing them.
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Israel gives people bandages.

Obama's giving them the guns and rockets.

From this I conclude the Jews are compassionate to a fault and waiting out the clock until there's someone serious in the White House.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 08:04 PM (ZbV+0)

148 OK, it takes 18 months for this "serious vetting" of refugees. How did BO just settle 20 Syrians in TX and hide them for their safety?

They applied 18 months ago? Why doesn't one these lickspittle reporters ask that?

Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2015 08:07 PM (o/90i)

149 If Trump gets the nomination, it will be interesting to see if he picks Cruz as VP or nominates him for the first SCOTUS opening.
Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at December 08, 2015 07:46 PM (7egrg)



Cruz on the Supreme Court?

BRB. Bunk.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

150 Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 07:56 PM (zOTsN)

I didn't say they couldn't suspend asylum. My point is asylum was intended to help people who face danger in their own country which are normally countries who are our adversaries. I don't want a blanket restriction based on the country of origin. Their are interpreters and others who have put their life on the line to help our military as well as Christians who live in those countries that I don't want to deny a chance to escape.

Posted by: Trump thought bubbles at December 08, 2015 08:12 PM (iRZl4)

151 130 How is everyone this evening
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at December 08, 2015 07:57 PM (+4mdw)


Fine, and I hope you're fine, too.

I disagreed with you last night, but I think I kept it civil. Let me know if you had a problem with any of my comments, and I'll try to clarify or walk it back.

I saw that things got a bit ugly on one of this morning's threads. I like you, you're a valued commenter, and I hope you stick around.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

152 As some of you know, I have recently parted company with a long term client that turned abusive. I am freaked out over the loss of $$$, but much more relaxed.

I have now replaced them with something more positive: Neko Atsume.

/don't worry, it's not japanese tentacle porn..

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at December 08, 2015 08:17 PM (9JJgN)

153
I'm not a bigot and I regret nothing: Trump

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 08, 2015 08:21 PM (iQIUe)

154 Can someone explain to me what France's "Far Right" is?

Posted by: Tits McGee at December 08, 2015 08:21 PM (K8/he)

155 In for test. Email sent. Good luck.

Posted by: gracepc at December 08, 2015 08:21 PM (OU4q6)

156 @133

Not just al-Nusra. They are treating any jihadi that is fighting Assad. They are adding to the cycle of violence and the refugees come to Europe while they except none.

Posted by: Choco Latte at December 08, 2015 08:30 PM (hudka)

157 Does eating half a sleeve of bacon flavored Ritz crackers represent a binge? Should I expect an intervention?

Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2015 08:31 PM (e3bId)

158 @147

Jews are compassionate towards Muslims. Towards Christians, not so much.

Posted by: Choco Latte at December 08, 2015 08:31 PM (hudka)

159 I am out, but I will respond to emails when I get home. Thx all.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 08, 2015 08:43 PM (uQb2i)

160 Had a steak burrito from Chipotle and will never ever go back. Virtually inedible. Ugh!

Pancheros is the way to go.

Posted by: Marmo at December 08, 2015 08:48 PM (pcgW1)

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