Overnight Open Thread (12-7-2015)

Quote of the Day I

Two things happen whenever Democrats talk about gun control: more people buy guns, fewer elected Democrats have jobs

-- Sean Davis

Quote of the Day II

Nothing has changed. After declaring the Islamic State "contained" a day before the Paris attacks and assuring Americans a day before the San Bernadino, Calif., massacre that the United States was safe from a Paris-style attack, Obama is "staying the course."

-- Marc Thiessen

Quote of the Day III

The Democratic party's dramatic slide into naked authoritarianism - voting in the Senate to repeal the First Amendment, trying to lock up governors for vetoing legislation, and seeking to jail political opponents for holding unpopular views on global warming, etc. - has been both worrisome and dramatic. The Democrats even have a new position on the ancient civil-rights issue of due process, and that position is: "F- you."

-- Kevin D. Williamson

Did Obama Actually Admit that San Bernardino, Ft. Hood, and Chattanooga Were Terrorist Attacks? Maybe Not

Neo-neocon carefully parses the words in his speech -

Over the last few years, however, the terrorist threat has evolved into a new phase. As we've become better at preventing complex, multifaceted attacks like 9/11, terrorists turned to less complicated acts of violence like the mass shootings that are all too common in our society. It is this type of attack that we saw at Fort Hood in 2009; in Chattanooga earlier this year; and now in San Bernardino.

and concludes that he deliberately chose them in order to give the impression that he was calling them terrorism while not actually doing so.

True Fact: In 2015 alone, France suffered more casualties from gun violence than the U.S. has suffered during Obama's entire presidency

The One Person on the No-Fly List Known to Have Killed Someone

ted_kennedys_car_at_chappaquiddick

Wounded Soldier to Get First Penis Transplant in America

The United States' first penis transplant will be performed for a veteran returning from Afghanistan who suffered damage to his sexual organ.

Surgeons at Johns Hopkins University in Maryland say that within the next several months they will take an organ from a deceased donor and giving it to the soldier, according to the New York Times.

The Department of Defense reports that 1,367 men - mostly under 35 years of age - suffered genital wounds from 2001 to 2013, largely as the result of improvised explosive devices in Iraq and Afghanistan.

And it won't be just for show - doctors expect it to function as well. [insert Bruce Jenner's wang joke here]

Court: 'Repugnant' Online Discussions Aren't A Crime

"We are loathe to give the government the power to punish us for our thoughts and not our actions. That includes the power to criminalize an individual's expression of sexual fantasies, no matter how perverse or disturbing. Fantasizing about committing a crime, even a crime of violence against a real person whom you know, is not a crime." The court also addressed the government's questionable efforts to use the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act to increase the severity of Valle's punishment: "While the Government might promise that it would not prosecute an individual for checking Facebook at work, we are not at liberty to take prosecutors at their word in such matters."

Bookworm on Happiness as a Decision

As you've no doubt realized, my parents were typical of the European war generation, as well as being typical for a majority of the Jews who lived in Israel during the time of the War of Liberation. Theirs was a life of high stress, high fear, deprivation, and a general failure to achieve life goals. What was sad was that, even though my parents ultimately enjoyed a somewhat stable, albeit financially precarious middle class existence, in a nice little home, with good friends, and reasonably decent children, these things were never enough to offset the strong sense of loss, fear, and anger that had permeated their young lives. They did not know how to be happy.

Of course, they weren't always unhappy. They laughed at a good movie, had lovely evenings out with friends, liked some TV shows, read good books, and were often proud of, and definitely loved, their children. But happiness was an intermission to lives that both my parents viewed as depressing, difficult, and unpleasant. Add to that a seemingly common European habit of cynicism and existential despair, and you end up with a high-functioning house in which the children never learn gratitude, to count their blessings, or that true emotional resilience means more than just surviving.

I have spent the past 14 years of my life trying to learn a different template. If you're wondering why I can date my new template with such precision, it's because of my children. And it's not because they brought me happiness; it's because, at least in the beginning, they brought me misery. They made me miserable because they were the worst children in the world.

I recommend reading the whole thing and watching the video at the end as well.

'The Rest Is History. I Killed Him.' The True Story Behind 'Casino'

Meanwhile, "Lefty" had his own issues. On October 4, 1982, Rosenthal entered his vehicle outside of a restaurant and turned the ignition which triggered an explosive located underneath the car. The explosion did not go as planned, rocketing out of the rear of the vehicle instead of blowing up the interior. "Lefty" was burned and injured, but he survived. The theories surrounding the assassination attempt have revolved around a love triangle between "Lefty," Tony Spilotro, and Rosenthal's estranged wife Geri (sounds like Casino, right?). The other possibility is that the outfit was through with Rosenthal, after he had been expelled from his position at the Stardust.

As for Tony, in 1986, he was found in a grave in an Indiana cornfield, beaten to death along with his brother Michael. The murders were reconstructed on film in Casino.

frank_rosenthal_show

The US Postal Service Will Now Email You Pictures of Your Mail

Okay sure I guess.

The US Postal Service is testing a "notification" service that emails customers images of the envelopes of their letter-size mail.

The service, called Informed Delivery, will send out an email to customers each morning with that day's mailbox contents. The images are only of the exterior front side, and the mail will not be opened.

strangemail

NASA 'Moving On' From Low-Earth Orbit

And that may be a good thing. I've long argued that we need more space engineering and space commerce and a whole lot less space science.

True Fact: From 1995 to 2001 the McDonalds Monopoly Game Was Secretly Always Won by a Single Employee of the Company That Ran the Promotion

monopoly_man_macdo

Feminist Sucks The Soul Right Out Of Poor Old Man

Okay I laughed.

Man Named Bud Weisser Arrested at Budweiser Brewery

I sense a marketing opportunity.

Beer Pong Video Could Send Infamous 'Affluenza' Teen to Jail

In 2013 16 year old Ethan Couch killed four people including a mother and daughter and a youth pastor when he crashed into their stalled vehicle while speeding with a BAC of 0.24. He was only given 10 years of probation after a psychologist testified that he was suffering from 'affluenza' since due to his family's great wealth and indulgent parenting he did not recognize any connection between his behavior and consequences. As part of his probation he was not allowed to drive, drink, or use drugs.

Marin college student fights criminal charges of drunk napping in class

If You Have to Go, Well You Could Do Worse: 91 year Old Woman Suffocates During Sex Game

(blame credit to Tim)

The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got electrolytes and shit.

And my twitter thang.

Tonight's post brought to you by photo taken by Japanese plane at beginning of attack on Pearl Harbor:

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Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Toilets are for paying customers only.

Posted by: Maetenloch at 09:43 PM




Comments

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1 First...again?

Posted by: RGallegos at December 07, 2015 09:44 PM (Oujlo)

2 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 09:48 PM (YJmuy)

3 The United States' first penis transplant will be performed
for a veteran returning from Afghanistan who suffered damage to his
sexual organ.

I am not dead yet.

Posted by: Mandingo at December 07, 2015 09:48 PM (T78UI)

4 1 First...again?
Posted by: RGallegos at December 07, 2015 09:44 PM (Oujlo)


Shhh - don't tell the others....

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 07, 2015 09:48 PM (pAlYe)

5 Shhh - don't tell the others....

Stealth ONT?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 09:49 PM (YJmuy)

6 Just thought I'd check in and, lo and behold, it's an ONT. Guess I'll read it now.

Posted by: mindful webworker - surprised at December 07, 2015 09:49 PM (ACs58)

7 The comments on UK Daily Mail re: Trump are pretty funny. Brits are commenting they would vote for him. ha.

Interesting comment on another thread re: $28,500 ye dead and frying Farook obained through web bank located in SLC, Utah. Deposited $10K into savings and gave his innocent mama three $5k deposits. hmmm. Where is mama? Was she the third shooter? Remember first accounts of three shooters.

So glad they were so stupid their bombs did not go off. Thankful. Trial run, however, for future fubar.

Pray for this country. Never give up. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 07, 2015 09:49 PM (7lqMl)

8 At UCLA: Begging A Final Solution


Yet another race related walkout/protest occurred at UCLA against "'racist, oppressive' universities"... despite the fact that the university pushes "diversity" with a "diversity" vice-chancellor and special privileges and perquisites that discriminate against White on the per se basis of race while shoveling millions of dollars to student whiners to spout racial hatred. The rhetoric "offered echoes of a race war".

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10495

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 07, 2015 09:50 PM (vBeA5)

9 Stealth ONT?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 09:49 PM (YJmuy)


Let the alert, ever vigilant morons enjoy the fruits of their dedication.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 07, 2015 09:51 PM (pAlYe)

10 The United States' first penis transplant...

But is he trading up, so to speak? One hopes it's not downsized, at least. Guess beggars can't be choosers.

Seriously, God bless him!

Posted by: mindful webworker - do I wanna know? at December 07, 2015 09:52 PM (ACs58)

11 Speaking of penis transplants, there is a dick in the Whitehouse who needs to be transplanted somewhere, anywhere, else.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 07, 2015 09:52 PM (hJrjt)

12 Howdy, ONT.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 09:53 PM (n1At1)

13 ONT! I so rarely read this before morning.

Hello all

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 09:53 PM (vmMMi)

14 Hi all
Thank you Maet for another excellent ONT
That is a very cool picture

Posted by: chemjeff at December 07, 2015 09:53 PM (uZNvH)

15 I went to National Review to read that K. Williamson piece and the website tried to put thirty two tracking cookies on my computer.

Pie! Pie for everyone. 'Tis the season to give pie.

Posted by: Whampole the Large at December 07, 2015 09:54 PM (s2l6q)

16 Fantasizing about committing a crime, even a crime of violence against a real person whom you know, is not a crime."

*looks around for banhammer*

*runs for hills just in case*

Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2015 09:55 PM (ZbV+0)

17 Woot woot premature ONT?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 09:55 PM (09Lhy)

18 'The Rest Is History. I Killed Him.' The True Story Behind 'Casino'

Oscar Goodman, former Las Vegas mayor and husband to the current mayor, was a mob lawyer who played himself in the movie.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 07, 2015 09:55 PM (vBeA5)

19 Let the alert, ever vigilant morons enjoy the fruits of their dedication.

Well, then, looks like I'm SOL.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 09:55 PM (YJmuy)

20 Speaking of penis transplants, there is a dick in the White House who needs to be transplanted somewhere, anywhere, else.


Posted by: Northernlurker

Well, no one's a one hundred per cent dick.

Posted by: Corpsman Dey at December 07, 2015 09:56 PM (+1T7c)

21 I actually knew the Spilotro brothers, Tony and Mikey. They were from Elmwood Park, IL and went to Steinmetz H.S. The short one was crazy.

Posted by: Come From Behind; mtcmtmail= at December 07, 2015 09:56 PM (PXlKS)

22 No ONT with penis transplant content can go by without this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZDNUqMeXVw

Posted by: The Singing Hat at December 07, 2015 09:57 PM (vBeA5)

23
Xmas shopping:

Amazon.com is offering 25% Off 1 Book Purchase with promo code BOOKDEAL25. Maximum discount is $10. Expires 12/8

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2015 09:57 PM (kdS6q)

24 Stealth ONT?


Posted by: Blanco Basura


One ping. One ping only.

Posted by: Captain Marko Ramius at December 07, 2015 09:58 PM (+1T7c)

25 True Fact: In 2015 alone, France suffered more casualties from gun violence than the U.S. has suffered during Obama's entire presidency

Not a true fact. The true version is:

In 2015 alone, France suffered more casualties from mass shootings than the U.S. has suffered during Obama's entire presidency

(that's for a sensible definition of mass shootings, not that dork on Reddit that WaPo likes who includes BB gun fights)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 07, 2015 10:00 PM (bLnSU)

26 US solider looses his penis serving his country. and Bruce becomes a woman and keeps his. Strange times

Hope the transplant works out

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 10:00 PM (7uC+4)

27 Are those penis transplants in different colors/sizes? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2015 10:00 PM (b+df9)

28 Dang, saved from a bad tag by a good sig tag!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 07, 2015 10:00 PM (bLnSU)

29 Wanted to repost Northernlurker's comment and my response which got " willowed" on the last thread

Tashfeen sounds like a name from the Narnia Chronicles.

Yes, it does. Like a name the Calormens have. They have the warlord named Rishda Takaan or something like that and a god called Tash..

I didn't read Narnia until I was in college, but I recall thinking at the time-Gee I wonder, if Islam is what C.S. Lewis had in mind with the Calormens?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 10:01 PM (No/ki)

30 Woohoo! I made the ONT!

Now what?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 10:01 PM (LUgeY)

31 Obama's word play in his speech does not quite work.

You can read it as meaning those acts were all acts of terrorism, or you can ask him what he meant.

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 10:02 PM (MQEz6)

32 Two things happen whenever Democrats talk about gun control: more people buy guns, fewer elected Democrats have jobs

- Sean Davis


And GOPpers decide to run like Democrat-lite.

'The Rest Is History. I Killed Him.' The True Story Behind 'Casino'

I still don't get why people, esp. on the Right, ignore the nihilist voyeurism of mob films.

The images are only of the exterior front side, and the mail will not be opened.

The interiors are forwarded to the Huge Hewitt / Gabe Malor Department of ALL YOUR INFORMATION, BITTE.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 10:02 PM (9YDUz)

33 "I've long argued that we need more space engineering and space commerce and a whole lot less space science."

What we need is a whole lot less government in space. Preferably none.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 07, 2015 10:03 PM (noWW6)

34 Woohoo! I made the ONT!

Now what?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 10:01 PM (LUgeY)

Drink?

Nice hashtag by the way.

Posted by: Blano at December 07, 2015 10:03 PM (C3E0x)

35 Woohoo! I made the ONT!

Hopefully not in connection with having a penis transplant. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 10:03 PM (No/ki)

36 One ping. One ping only.



Posted by: Captain Marko Ramius


Pixy's gonna freak out seeing ICMP messages from a Russian sub.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 10:03 PM (YJmuy)

37 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 07, 2015 10:04 PM (XSYv4)

38 This was pretty good:

The World's Most Moral Army (Prager U., 5:33)
"...Colonel Richard Kemp, who was the commander of British Forces in Afghanistan, was in Israel during its war against Hamas in 2014, and analyzes whether Israel's military is ethical, evil, or somewhere in between."

https://youtu.be/tN1MkAGuVyY

Posted by: mindful webworker - vidiot at December 07, 2015 10:04 PM (ACs58)

39 True Fact: From 1995 to 2001 the McDonalds Monopoly Game Was Secretly Always Won by a Single Employee of the Company That Ran the Promotion

So ... he had a monopoly on the game prizes. You have to admit that that fits right into the game. It's like islam meaning "submission" and people acting surprised that muslims want to force everyone to submit to them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 07, 2015 10:05 PM (zc3Db)

40 I drunk napped in class one day at community college, even had my large McDonalds coke mixed with Jim Beam right next to me, vaguely remember someone waking me up and everyone laughing then I went back to sleep until they woke me up again at end of class, thankfully people were more lenient about that kind of thing back then.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 07, 2015 10:05 PM (qWU2T)

41 Speaking of penis transplants, there is a dick in the White House who needs to be transplanted somewhere, anywhere, else.


LOL. Good comeback.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 10:05 PM (No/ki)

42 From 1995 to 2001 the McDonalds Monopoly Game Was Secretly Always Won by a Single Employee of the Company That Ran the Promotion

Sooooo, why no class action lawsuit?

Seems like a easy payout for a big liar firm.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 10:05 PM (9YDUz)

43 The United States' first penis transplant...

...still strikes me as just a leeeetle bit creepy. Like having a stranger climb into bed with you.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 07, 2015 10:06 PM (cDs+4)

44 "Are those penis transplants in different colors/sizes? Asking for a friend."


Ero, tell your "friend" that it appears to be first come (heh) first serve.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 10:06 PM (1WK6T)

45 Drink?

Nice hashtag by the way.


Done that already.

And please to be using the soft "g" sound so as to recall the movie Cool Runnings rather than the other thingy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 10:06 PM (LUgeY)

46 Feminist Sucks The Soul Right Out Of Poor Old Man
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*watches video, thinks 'harpy' *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:07 PM (J3phO)

47 That McDonald's thing is interesting since the whole monopoly thing basically sucks now because they use it to try to make you buy whatever crappy new item that sucks...

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 10:07 PM (vmMMi)

48 The United States' first penis transplant...

...still strikes me as just a leeeetle bit creepy. Like having a stranger climb into bed with you.


Seems like it would be hard to get used to.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 10:07 PM (YJmuy)

49 "Are those penis transplants in different colors/sizes? Asking for a friend."

Reminded here of Harry Harrison's _Bill The Galactic Hero_, wherein the eponymous Bill, having had an arm burned off in battle by an enemy beam, is put right by having an arm grafted on from his departed squadron mate as a replacement.

Said arm being hugely muscular, the wrong color, and the wrong side for Bill's lost arm. Other than that? Perfect.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 07, 2015 10:08 PM (noWW6)

50 >>>having a stranger climb into bed with you.


Not much differnt than fucking around ala Winning Charlie Sheen

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 10:08 PM (QvClr)

51 Actually the GOP overall has been very strong on guns. They did not buckle when the pressure was high on them to "do something" after Sandy Hook and that should be commended I think.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 07, 2015 10:08 PM (uZNvH)

52 >>>I didn't read Narnia until I was in college, but I recall thinking at the time-Gee I wonder, if Islam is what C.S. Lewis had in mind with the Calormens?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 10:01 PM (No/

A horse and his boy has always been my favorite of the narnia books and I pictured them as Turks.

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 10:10 PM (vmMMi)

53 Posted by: All Teh Meh at December 07, 2015 10:05 PM (qWU2T)

Oh I actually had a student show up drunk to a final.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 07, 2015 10:10 PM (uZNvH)

54 Blanco Basura:

ICMP messages from a Russian sub.

I get it! That makes me an insufferable nerd, I guess.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 07, 2015 10:10 PM (KG0mU)

55
I read that Monopoly thing and said no f-ing way!

And then said, yeah I can believe there are people like that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2015 10:10 PM (ODxAs)

56 If You Have to Go, Well You Could Do Worse: 91 year Old Woman Suffocates During Sex Game
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"no sign of forced entry"

Well, okey doke.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:10 PM (J3phO)

57 oh, and

heh

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 07, 2015 10:10 PM (KG0mU)

58 @29...Tashfeen is actually a sort of hero name from the Crusades, or so I have read...when a similar named barbarian conquered Alfonso VI and kept mooslems in Spain for centuries. Someone had speculated that it was not her real name along with her fake city on her fiance visa. (Yes, I absorb all sorts of *trivia. Pity when algebra was presented my mind went blank or I could have been somebody. *Ask me about Benghazi. ha). xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 07, 2015 10:11 PM (7lqMl)

59 There is a dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as flat as a screen and as timeless as #twoweeks. It is the middle ground between champagne and Valu-Rite, between SCOAMFs and pointy elbows, and it lies between the BCochran's wet bar and the dumpster with the "No Ewoks" sign. This is the dimension of Ace of Spades HQ. It is an area which we call "The Moron Zone".

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 07, 2015 10:11 PM (rJUlF)

60 49 "Are those penis transplants in different colors/sizes? Asking for a friend."

Reminded here of Harry Harrison's _Bill The Galactic Hero_, wherein the eponymous Bill, having had an arm burned off in battle by an enemy beam, is put right by having an arm grafted on from his departed squadron mate as a replacement.

Said arm being hugely muscular, the wrong color, and the wrong side for Bill's lost arm. Other than that? Perfect.

I remember that book!! I loved it!

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 07, 2015 10:11 PM (cDs+4)

61
Oh and about 20 years ago, one of my buddies mailed me a coconut from Hawaii. Just wrote the address on it with a sharpie, and it delivered it in fine condition.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2015 10:12 PM (ODxAs)

62 A friend told me tonight he was at his mother's house on 9-11. His mother had Alzheimers and he checked on her frequently. They were watching tv when the second plane hit and his mother started crying and said 'It's Pearl Harbor all over again.' A poor old Texas lady with Alzheimers knew the score on 9-ll when 1/2 of America was clueless. One big difference between Pearl Harbor and 9-11? Our leaders during Pearl Harbor WANTED to defeat the enemy. Our leaders today WANT the enemy to defeat us.

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2015 10:12 PM (b+df9)

63 Seems like it would be hard to get used to.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 10:07 PM (YJmuy)


Straight up.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 07, 2015 10:12 PM (rJUlF)

64 Whitebread!

hope yr ticker's fine.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 07, 2015 10:13 PM (KG0mU)

65 "Well, okey doke."


Yeah, kinda don't want to know anything about that. At all.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 10:13 PM (SS6ZS)

66 Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 10:10 PM (vmMMi)

That would work too since Turks are generally Muslims. The whole bit about the ape dressing in a donkey skin and pretending to be a god (Do I have that right) makes me think of the near divinity of Mohammed.

Yes, That is my favorite Narnia food as well; I'm just a little fuzzy on details because I haven't re-read it for quite some time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 10:13 PM (No/ki)

67 Seems like it would be hard to get used to.
Posted by: Blanco
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I wood think so.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:13 PM (J3phO)

68 After reviewing all all of the links, I think ace has hire Maet full time & put him on the dental plan.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 10:13 PM (7uC+4)

69 Wounded Soldier to Get First Penis Transplant in America

New meaning to "hitting that with another guy's dick".

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 07, 2015 10:15 PM (0NdlF)

70 Whitebread!

hope yr ticker's fine.


Same here. How's tricks?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 10:15 PM (LUgeY)

71 I get it! That makes me an insufferable nerd, I guess.

IOW, you've joined the horde with it's semi-random collection of nerds, pedants, and altogether fun people.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 10:15 PM (YJmuy)

72 "Book" not food. The combination of auto correct as well as my execrable typing is just pathetic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 10:15 PM (No/ki)

73 JohnnyBoy!

Doing well, thanks.

Today, I've been watching the reaction on Trump's words today. Pretty typical so far. Conservatives on my feed vary in their response. The lefties all have the vapors.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 07, 2015 10:15 PM (rJUlF)

74 Tiny penis leaves 'small' pajama boy seeking VA funding!

Posted by: Rino sanctuary at December 07, 2015 10:15 PM (Pyr1a)

75 Transplant horror flick:

I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF MY PEEN, BUT I MUST SCREAM

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 10:16 PM (9YDUz)

76 Hammer is on fire. He will be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waitresses

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 10:16 PM (QvClr)

77 Not much differnt than fucking around ala Winning Charlie Sheen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 10:08 PM (QvClr)

Except you couldn't buy it dinner, get it drunk, have your way with it and kick it out in the morning.

Posted by: The Original antisocialist-Accept No Substitutes! at December 07, 2015 10:16 PM (cDs+4)

78 >>>Wounded Soldier to Get First Penis Transplant in America

Of course I will donate mine if someone wants it. But why would anyone in their right mind want this disgusting vile thing?

I'd rather donate money to fund vets getting this digusting, dehumanizing tumor removed from between their legs. MEN SUCK. ANNIHILATE THE THINGIES.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 07, 2015 10:16 PM (iVV84)

79
The article on Lefty Rosenthal and Vegas is interesting. But it leaves out Harry Reid getting comped at the Tangiers. Dick Smothers' character was based on The Strangler when he was with the gaming commission before entering Congress.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 10:17 PM (o98Jz)

80 "A friend told me tonight he was at his mother's house on 9-11. His
mother had Alzheimers and he checked on her frequently. They were
watching tv when the second plane hit and his mother started crying and
said 'It's Pearl Harbor all over again.'"

Later, in Japan:

"Wait, what? The Americans nuked Hiroshima and Nagasaki AGAIN? What did we do this time?"

Posted by: torquewrench at December 07, 2015 10:17 PM (noWW6)

81 BackwardsBoy! How are ya, bud?

I'm good. Work sucked today (Too Many Chiefs syndrome rearing its head again), but I've been chilling with some homemade beef stew and a cold beverage tonight.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 07, 2015 10:18 PM (rJUlF)

82 RE: penis transplants.

Is it still playing with yourself?

Or would you automatically be gay 'cause you're touching another guy's junk and enjoying it?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 10:19 PM (YJmuy)

83 "I think ace has hire Maet full time & put him on the dental plan."

AoS has a dental plan?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 10:19 PM (SS6ZS)

84 A CWB sighting is good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 10:19 PM (DmRs2)

85 seeing as obama is one big dick I bet he could donate to a thousand penis transplants.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2015 10:19 PM (vb33c)

86 Whoa. Liberty University sponsors a CCW class.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:19 PM (J3phO)

87 I hope the refs don't hurt themselves with all the flags they are throwing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2015 10:20 PM (NGd+i)

88 I've been chilling with some homemade beef stew and a cold beverage tonight.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread


Beast stew as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 10:20 PM (9YDUz)

89 Japanese soldier: Penis! Penis! Penis!

German soldier: All Turgid on the Western Front

American soldier: The Longest Dick

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 10:20 PM (MQEz6)

90 Glad to hear it and good to see you.

Do have yourself a very Merry Christmas. That goes for your family and the rest of the Horde too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 10:21 PM (LUgeY)

91 "Is it still playing with yourself? "

*snort*


That really is an excellent question.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 10:21 PM (kN8zf)

92 seeing as obama is one big dick I bet he could donate to a thousand penis transplants.

Posted by: yankeefifth


Except they'd all be impotent and without nuts.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 10:21 PM (9YDUz)

93
The transplant guy can truly use the line, I wouldn't do that with someone else's dick.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2015 10:22 PM (ODxAs)

94 AoS has a dental plan?
Posted by: Ricardo
-------------

The bar has been raised, now companies will need to have a penis plan. It's patriarchy run amok I tell you!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:22 PM (J3phO)

95 84

Good to be here, MH. I lurk often, usually because once I finally get around to visiting the ONT, it's already past 200-300 and everyone's already said what I was going to say.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 07, 2015 10:22 PM (rJUlF)

96 That would work too since Turks are generally Muslims. The whole bit about the ape dressing in a donkey skin and pretending to be a god (Do I have that right) makes me think of the near divinity of Mohammed.

Ape telling donkey to dress in lion skin to be pretend Aslan.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 07, 2015 10:22 PM (0NdlF)

97 How about a picture of Hiroshima five minutes before Little Boy drops in for a visit?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 07, 2015 10:22 PM (FkBIv)

98 I heard someone suggest that the traitor sayed farook may have paid 10 grand for his four guns. stupid and treacherous.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2015 10:22 PM (vb33c)

99 Brian Dennhey in:

PawnBone

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 10:23 PM (9YDUz)

100 I have tickets to the Dallas/Green Bay, I'm glad this ref crew will not be there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 10:23 PM (s0Kry)

101 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 07, 2015 10:23 PM (XSYv4)

102 American soldier: The Longest Dick
-----------------------

They Were Extendable

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:23 PM (J3phO)

103 The Big Red Throbbing One

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 10:23 PM (9YDUz)

104 "Is it still playing with yourself? "

Where's Mr. KnowItAll when you need him?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 07, 2015 10:24 PM (KG0mU)

105 Or would you automatically be gay 'cause you're touching another guy's junk and enjoying it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 10:19 PM (YJmuy)


It's not gay if the tips don't touch.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 07, 2015 10:24 PM (0NdlF)

106 The Happiness Ted Talk is outstanding and worth featuring on its own.

Gratitude/appreciation is key.

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2015 10:24 PM (yddCj)

107 Or would you automatically be gay 'cause you're touching another guy's junk and enjoying it?

"Hey Doc, before you sew that thing on me, could I see it for just a minute? I'll give it right back, I promise."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 10:24 PM (LUgeY)

108 oh yeah, is there a reason we are not referring to the jihadi scum as a traitor? he is a traitor and calling him such is better than jihadi which is something he aspires to.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2015 10:25 PM (vb33c)

109 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bone

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 07, 2015 10:25 PM (0NdlF)

110
Detective Hammer:

The bar has been raised,

well played, sir.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 07, 2015 10:25 PM (KG0mU)

111 Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 07, 2015 10:22 PM (0NdlF)

That's it. Thx, I got it messed up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 10:25 PM (No/ki)

112 I am proud that Barky took Putin's hotdog up the bunghole like a good pooch. I advised Barky to relax and let it slide in. We are celebrating the first week of EgyptAir's passenger flights to Syria. This signals that Egypt trust Putin's military to secure the Syrian skyline. Assad stays and so does Russia. Barky leaves with a pogo stick up the arse. Call Barky spineless, call him a buttboy but don't call him a winner. Barky has lost this war in record time and he is my hero and bathhouse mate. Barky cannot answer any more questions. Good day.

Posted by: Barney F. at December 07, 2015 10:26 PM (FJH98)

113 The Guns of NavaBone

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 10:26 PM (9YDUz)

114 Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner in Romancing the Bone.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 07, 2015 10:26 PM (rJUlF)

115 #Science! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/673931463226728450

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/673931666776334336

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/673931846347055104

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/673931981005172738

Posted by: kbdabear at December 07, 2015 10:26 PM (GrXXa)

116 Just saw an ad for hellofresh.com

oh wow I think that is for me

Posted by: chemjeff at December 07, 2015 10:26 PM (uZNvH)

117 so I hear sayed farook the traitor more or less got into the treachery thing because he was tired of getting pegged by his whore wife.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2015 10:26 PM (vb33c)

118 CWB even tho your thoughts may have been expressed, jump on in

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 10:27 PM (Oy0zJ)

119 At Insty Dick Cheney steps on his.

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 10:27 PM (MQEz6)

120 Cool Pearl Harbor shot.

Posted by: logprof at December 07, 2015 10:28 PM (vsbNu)

121 V.P. Cheney seems to be stuck in the 90's or so...

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 07, 2015 10:28 PM (KG0mU)

122 Moar #Science! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/673932103751491584

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/673932235532312576

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/673932350259113984

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/673932467347324928

Posted by: kbdabear at December 07, 2015 10:28 PM (GrXXa)

123 "stupid and treacherous."


And way da fuq overcharged.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 10:28 PM (Ef1FI)

124 From this day forward I hereby declare Farook and Tashfeen to be similar names for "Eats asphalt."

Actually, farook is a good farht name. "Excuse my loud farook."

That photo of them, in their proud stupid robes, reeking of body odor like goats (no offense to goats), at customs...well, you can see the HATE for this country in their eyes. Because? Because an agent told the old zit-pitted unibrowed Tashfeen to look into the camera without her damn burka hoodie. pfft. Hope they roasting in hell on an eternal rotisserie next to bacon. pfft (am running out of spit these days).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 07, 2015 10:29 PM (7lqMl)

125
Kevin Williamson, thank you.
I have said, and will say it again, if these cringing lackeys in DC, or
your local police department, would just tell us that they trust us,
that we are not racists, that we don't need to be constantly coddled and
reassured, then several attacks, starting with 9/11, would have been
prevented and those lives saved.

The more they arrogantly
condescendingly undermine the confidence of the people, the more they
force us to rely on the incompetent public servant, the more people will
be killed.

Posted by: PJ at December 07, 2015 10:29 PM (cHuNI)

126 A Boner Too Far

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 07, 2015 10:29 PM (0NdlF)

127 @105 which Mr. Know It All? There are a couple of them that hang around

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 10:29 PM (P4OkF)

128 The disguised donkey pretending to be Aslan was in the Last Battle. The Horse and his Boy is about the escape of the eponymous equine, Bree, and Shasta, the boy, to Narnia, along with certain other characters they meet along the way.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 07, 2015 10:30 PM (bZ7mE)

129 Oh no OT MNF

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 10:30 PM (UiGnh)

130 I'll take the 10" one...........does it come in white?

Posted by: bobbymike at December 07, 2015 10:31 PM (E45gO)

131 101; MH I have the big job interview bullshit tomorrow. Pray for me, I don't want a freakin job. For 30 years I looked for better jobs. Nothing. Now I can't keep up with interviews and phone calls. WTF does anybody want with an old grouchy bastard like me?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2015 10:31 PM (ucDmr)

132 if obama had a daughter she would look like tashfeen malik .

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2015 10:32 PM (vb33c)

133 _Run Silent, Run Balls Deep_.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 07, 2015 10:32 PM (noWW6)

134 Feminist Sucks The Soul Right Out Of Poor Old Man

Well, she's a keeper.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2015 10:32 PM (sdi6R)

135 got a new ding dong
1 2 3 4
but it don't fit well
1 2 3 4
got some guy's big schlong
1 2 3 4
and it will do just swell.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at December 07, 2015 10:32 PM (KG0mU)

136 Relax, soldier, these replacement dicks are certified ready for action by our highly trained and highly motivated nurses.

Once you are fully healed we'll need you to come in and have them make sure it's fully calibrated and ready to go.

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 10:33 PM (MQEz6)

137 Chavez the Hugo, I pray that if this is a job you want that you get it. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at December 07, 2015 10:33 PM (7lqMl)

138 From a Power Line commenter:

Andrew Murphy
Short but sweet - It seems that Putin and Obama were walking through the forest and spotted a sheep with its head caught in a fence.

Putin immediately pulled his pants down and screwed the sheep, then turned to Obama and said "Now it's your turn", so Obama stuck his head in the fence.

Posted by: Aviator at December 07, 2015 10:33 PM (c7vUv)

139 The Happiness Ted Talk is outstanding and worth featuring on its own.

Gratitude/appreciation is key.

Posted by: t-bird


That's Dennis Prager's oft-said core to his Happyness Hour. And his books.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 10:33 PM (9YDUz)

140
heheheh eh heheh... "swell"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at December 07, 2015 10:34 PM (EWg9n)

141 Chavez I hope you land a goog gig.you ain't that grouchy, yet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 10:34 PM (+oRxW)

142 The Kevin Williamson quote reminded me of a comment I saw earlier today by "Paul" at Belmont Club:

The drive to persecute and destroy all that is good about America, and to grab supreme and total control for the Left must continue at all costs. The narrative must be supported only to the point that it is an important tool to keep in line the brainwashed Party cadre and foot soldiers. The narrative is only a means to the end; the end is what is important.

So in many ways, the facts on the ground are now irrelevant; they will be spun to support the narrative no matter what, and those who dare to question the narrative will be prosecuted.

What is happening is that we have now reached another stage in the Progressive Marxist Left's drive for power. The Left now feels it is strong enough with sufficient control of the levers of government power, the Media, and with enough control of their millions of brainwashed minions to support any Leftist outrage to directly attack our Constitutional rights without even the most flimsy of excuses and go after anyone who wants to stand in their way.

The era of the "compassionate", "peaceful" Leftist is over. The soft, velvet gloves have come off. We are now in the era of the iron fist.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2015 10:34 PM (sdi6R)

143 Second !!

Posted by: Jake at December 07, 2015 10:35 PM (QelBn)

144 138

Chuckles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 10:35 PM (Omh3b)

145 WTF does anybody want with an old grouchy bastard like me?

To beat the younglings into submission and make them, oh I don't know, work?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 10:35 PM (YJmuy)

146 Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2015 10:31 PM (ucDmr)

Well, you obviously have other talents than being grouchy and a bastard. ;^) J/K/

I agree with Christy; If it's a job you want I hope that you get it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 10:36 PM (No/ki)

147 142

That's the conclusion I have arrived at as well. The seemingly coordinated attack on "thoughts and prayers" after San Bernadino confirms it for me.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 07, 2015 10:37 PM (rJUlF)

148 The Hood, The Shaft, And The Ugly

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 10:37 PM (9YDUz)

149 Not drunk napping, but there was a kid in my Marin (Novato) H.S. biology class in 1968 that was pot napping. The class was just before lunch and we all quietly filed out to let him to nap away. He would have spent his lunch money on Doritos and Twinkies anyway.

Posted by: Hank at December 07, 2015 10:37 PM (aIt1F)

150 Does Obamacare cover dick transplants? Can you pick the size?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2015 10:37 PM (RU5ki)

151 That's Dennis Prager's oft-said core to his Happyness Hour.

Used to love that section on his program whenever I would watch it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 10:38 PM (No/ki)

152 Does Obamacare cover dick transplants? Can you pick the size?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Only for women.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 07, 2015 10:39 PM (FkBIv)

153 thanks everybody. there are a lot of opportunities out there. i just am not ready for shift work and 12 hour days anymore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2015 10:39 PM (ucDmr)

154 Fcuking men. They are so vile. Kill them all, and you get the terrorists thrown in for free. F*ck men.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 07, 2015 10:39 PM (iVV84)

155 The era of the "compassionate", "peaceful"
Leftist is over. The soft, velvet gloves have come off. We are now in
the era of the iron fist.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2015 10:34 PM (sdi6R)


Comrade citizen, once we take out the dead, this time we'll have a working socialist utopia!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 07, 2015 10:40 PM (ftVQq)

156 "Daily Beast" guy Michael Weiss takes down Obama's ISIL srtategy. Great short video.

http://canadafreepress.com/article/77324

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 10:41 PM (No/ki)

157 hmmmm

the penis transplant raise a whole bunch of questions..........

Posted by: Jake at December 07, 2015 10:41 PM (QelBn)

158
ONT:


Many Will Enter...













Few Will Win.


Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 07, 2015 10:41 PM (6DKwb)

159 Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2015 10:39 PM (ucDmr)

Wow; That sounds tough; Hopefully something youi''d enjoy without those demands will come along.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 10:42 PM (No/ki)

160 Trump sure can get inside the media and lefties OODA Loop

The Ban moslem immigrations is one example

Posted by: Jake at December 07, 2015 10:43 PM (QelBn)

161 159: hope so.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2015 10:44 PM (ucDmr)

162 Nagging Pockistani wife: "Jihad! Jihad! Jihad!"

Beset, weary husband: "Alright, alright...for the love of mike, I'll do it today."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:44 PM (J3phO)

163 Don't let too many folks know you have a yuuge schlong.

Poachers will nab it and doctors will grab it.

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 10:46 PM (MQEz6)

164 151

Prager's Happiness Hour segments helped me get my act together after my divorce. At first, it balked at it (a moral obligation to be happy? Really?), but the more I listened, the more it helped.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 07, 2015 10:46 PM (rJUlF)

165 Nagging Pockistani wife: "Jihad! Jihad! Jihad!"



Beset, weary husband: "Alright, alright...for the love of mike, I'll do it today."





Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:44 PM (J3phO)

"And at least I know you won't be one of my 72 virgins, my dear, so it might be worth it!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 07, 2015 10:47 PM (ftVQq)

166 This rivalry of field goal kickers is almost as compelling as finding out why my transplanted penis won't respond unless addressed as "Mr. Johnson."

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2015 10:48 PM (3tjn4)

167 Okay, fixin' to get real on "Fargo."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 10:48 PM (ND/VF)

168 [io]Nagging Pockistani wife: "Jihad! Jihad! Jihad!"

Beset, weary husband: "Alright, alright...for the love of mike, I'll do it today."

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Are you saying he had a 'honey jew' list?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 10:49 PM (9YDUz)

169 They haven't scored a TD yet?

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 10:49 PM (zyIlW)

170 "Don't let too many folks know you have a yuuge schlong. "


Oh, I try to keep it quiet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 10:50 PM (ND/VF)

171 Honey, should I wear the blue suicide belt or the black one?

Um, blue, I guess.

Really? Hmm, maybe, it does bring out more green tones in my ammo belt. You're so smart!

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 10:50 PM (MQEz6)

172 Tonight's post brought to you by photo taken by Japanese plane at beginning of attack on Pearl Harbor:





FD Barry: uhhh..Yesterday, December 7th a date which I'll forget by tomorrow. The United States of America was...uhh...visited by uhh...the ships and planes of the Empire of Japan. But.umm..they don't represent the real Japan. And their visit to Pearl Harbor or Guam or...umm...wherever in no way means my plan isn't working.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2015 10:50 PM (45oDG)

173 Oh, I try to keep it quiet.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill


Does it make noise?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 07, 2015 10:51 PM (FkBIv)

174 So... The Christmas lights are almost finished. I'm just trying to figure out where to place the cross. No pictures, yet.

...even though they've been "done" since Tuesday, Dec 1st.

It took awhile to craft the cross. (Don't ask. Just think about how a Kindergartner would go about it and then give him Down's Syndrome.)

Yeah. I'm simply not that bright!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 07, 2015 10:51 PM (OQ9R7)

175 Are you saying he had a 'honey jew' list?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 10:49 PM (9YDUz)

"Good night, everybody!"
---Wakko Warner

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 07, 2015 10:51 PM (rJUlF)

176 dude,

they suspended Stacy Dash from Fox too.

I have a sad now

Posted by: Jake at December 07, 2015 10:51 PM (QelBn)

177 61
Oh and about 20 years ago, one of my buddies mailed me a coconut from Hawaii.


There was a website that would send a message to some one by writing it on a potato and mailing it to the recipient with a stamp on it.

They did so well there are now multiple potato mailing outfits.

Posted by: BananaDream at December 07, 2015 10:51 PM (vLk7c)

178 TQM,

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jtgwayq

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 10:52 PM (zyIlW)

179 >>>Don't let too many folks know you have a yuuge schlong.



Poachers will nab it and doctors will grab it.

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 10:46 PM (MQEz6)<<<


No, please describe your lower human horn in detail. I promise I won't steal it, for consumption, to enhance my date night.

Posted by: Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8 at December 07, 2015 10:52 PM (H9MG5)

180 This game is awesome.

Posted by: Place Kickers at December 07, 2015 10:52 PM (vsbNu)

181 >>>They haven't scored a TD yet?<<<

boys 6
skins 9

*yawn*

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2015 10:52 PM (3tjn4)

182 Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 10:50 PM (MQEz6)

Dear, does this suicide vest make me look fat?

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 07, 2015 10:53 PM (ftVQq)

183 Former Redskin and Cowboy great are hurling at this game.

Posted by: logprof at December 07, 2015 10:53 PM (vsbNu)

184 Hey, Slap....

NINE!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 07, 2015 10:53 PM (rJUlF)

185 Slap just don't fall or shoot yourself with nail,gunn

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 10:55 PM (gmP76)

186 TQM,



http://preview.tinyurl.com/jtgwayq

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 10:52 PM (zyIlW)


Thanks, I hadn't seen before. I forget to add to not jump to any conclusions and if he ever figures out who really did it we'll bring them to "justice"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2015 10:55 PM (45oDG)

187 The San Bernidino crew apparently left bombs set to kill the first responders

Posted by: Jake at December 07, 2015 10:55 PM (QelBn)

188 "Are you saying he had a 'honey jew' list?"
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 10:49 PM (9YDUz)

That is much funnier than it should be, Sir.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 07, 2015 10:55 PM (OQ9R7)

189 Release the moron Horde! Bring us a Trump-troll! Help him win Time Man of the Year!

http://tinyurl.com/hntrr46

Vote early, vote often!

Posted by: Dave G at December 07, 2015 10:55 PM (xiAB5)

190 Planting secondary IEDs after first responders showed up was quite common in Iraq.

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 10:56 PM (zyIlW)

191 Setting off, I should say.

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 10:57 PM (zyIlW)

192 **clapping**

This game is going great, guys. Going real great. We got them right where we want them.

See, my brilliance led to them just missing that field goal.

**clap on. clap off. clap on, clap off... the clapper**

Posted by: Jason Garret, soul stealing ginger game mismanager at December 07, 2015 10:57 PM (H9MG5)

193 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 07, 2015 10:58 PM (EzgxV)

194 This game is boooorrrrriiiinnnnggg. Off to bed.

Goodnight.

Posted by: Blano at December 07, 2015 10:58 PM (C3E0x)

195 -Thanks, Cap'n!

No nail guns involved, Misanthropic. Clips, cords and courage, amigo!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 07, 2015 10:58 PM (OQ9R7)

196 "Speaking of penis transplants, there is a dick in the Whitehouse who needs to be transplanted somewhere, anywhere, else.

Posted by: Northernlurker"

Wait a minute. The guy on FOX said the person in the White House was a "Total Pussy". Now I'm confused....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 07, 2015 10:59 PM (Wo9OY)

197 G'Night, Blano.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 07, 2015 10:59 PM (OQ9R7)

198 Chavez the Hugo, I pray that if this is a job you want that you get it. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen

Best wishes from here too Chavez.
4 44
And maybe I might be allowed to bitch about today, it was a trip from hell.

First off the puppy, 11 months woke me up eating my deodorant. Then she proceeded to eat my tramadol pills.

Moron alert, if you need to make your pet vomit, give them 1/4 cup peroxide 1/4 cup warm water.

Posted by: Farmer at December 07, 2015 11:00 PM (o/90i)

199 190 Planting secondary IEDs after first responders showed up was quite common in Iraq.
Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 10:56 PM (zyIlW)


The Palestinians and the IRA are also known for it. I don't know who started it first.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2015 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

200 Bill Clinton got me started on buying the guns and ammo quantities they most fear. Up till then I was happy with just hunting guns and ammo to feed each season.

And Arsenal is some Soccer term right?

Posted by: Willy J. at December 07, 2015 11:00 PM (wHX4r)

201 Making a criminal matter out of that passed-out student is a stupid waste of resources and completely unnecessary. Is it just me or is there an ever-growing impulse to involve state coercion for everything all the time?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 11:01 PM (kpqmD)

202 ..."Wait a minute. The guy on FOX said the person in the White House was a "Total Pussy". Now I'm confused...."
-Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 07, 2015 10:59 PM (Wo9OY)

True. We should all act more like dicks and fuck that pussy until it surrenders.

By that, I mean make phone calls.

...so there's that.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 07, 2015 11:02 PM (OQ9R7)

203 No duct tape & liquid nails, slap?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 11:02 PM (QdyoO)

204 See that DMac is still the same.

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 11:02 PM (zyIlW)

205 After a few more attacks Trump's idea will be regarded as the thing pussies say.

Muslims will be kept out and Muslims will be kicked out, and if you bitch about it too much, out you go, too.

It is inevitable.

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 11:02 PM (MQEz6)

206 199 190 Planting secondary IEDs after first responders showed up was quite common in Iraq.
Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 10:56 PM (zyIlW)

The Palestinians and the IRA are also known for it. I don't know who started it first.
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2015 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

The Anarchist's Cookbook.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 11:02 PM (kpqmD)

207 Evening horde.

Just one stop to the county clerks office and I get to exercise my God given right.

Woo hoo!

TFG's speech was inspirational.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 07, 2015 11:02 PM (9jeGC)

208 Wow.

Another FG.

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 11:02 PM (zyIlW)

209 **clapping**

Goal line offense. We don't need no stinkin' goal line offense.

Go get 'em, Dan Bailey.

**clap, clap, clappity clap**

Posted by: Jason Garret, soul stealing ginger game mismanager at December 07, 2015 11:03 PM (H9MG5)

210 Making a criminal matter out of that passed-out student is a stupid waste of resources and completely unnecessary. Is it just me or is there an ever-growing impulse to involve state coercion for everything all the time?

It's the psychological equivalent of running to Mommy.

And no, it's not just you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 11:03 PM (LUgeY)

211 "Fargo"


Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:03 PM (XH08C)

212 Moron alert, if you need to make your pet vomit, give them 1/4 cup peroxide 1/4 cup warm water.

To make any mammal vomit, I just take off my shirt. One look at my gut, and BLAMMO!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 11:03 PM (YJmuy)

213 Ape telling donkey to dress in lion skin to be pretend Aslan.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at December 07, 2015 10:22 PM (0NdlF)

And Tash, who looks kinda like a pterodactyl, turns out to be real much to the invading calormenes chagrin. He carries a few off with him. And Aslan tells the good calormene that all his good works & faith have actually been in service to Aslan & not the evil Tash.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 07, 2015 11:04 PM (Vm8WO)

214 FWIW The Last Battle is my favourite of the Narnia Chronicles.

Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at December 07, 2015 11:04 PM (4rzL1)

215 176 dude,

they suspended Stacy Dash from Fox too.

I have a sad now
Posted by: Jake at December 07, 2015 10:51 PM (QelBn)

They can suspend her from Fox but not from the spank bank!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 11:04 PM (kpqmD)

216 Cool doc on History about the Alcatraz escape of 1962.

Posted by: logprof at December 07, 2015 11:04 PM (vsbNu)

217 "No duct tape liquid nails, slap?"
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who
drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 11:02 PM (QdyoO)

Not for Christmas lights, no.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 07, 2015 11:05 PM (OQ9R7)

218 "Planting secondary IEDs after first responders showed up was quite common in Iraq."

Yes. Also VBIEDs in vans or panel trucks which had been mocked up to look like ambulances. Nasty stuff.

Note that one of the jihadi cells in Brussels were caught with a couple of actual retired ambulances. Not too tough to figure out where that line of thought was going.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 07, 2015 11:05 PM (noWW6)

219 -Posted by: A Marx Bruthuh at December 07, 2015 11:05 PM (FnrHy)

You said that, already.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 07, 2015 11:05 PM (OQ9R7)

220 Why was Stacy Dash suspended?

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 11:06 PM (MQEz6)

221 Okay... checking out "Fargo". BBL.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 07, 2015 11:07 PM (OQ9R7)

222 It's OK to see the fnords, but please don't quote them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 11:07 PM (YJmuy)

223 Why was Stacy Dash suspended?>>>

Because she sees reality and speaks it.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 07, 2015 11:07 PM (wHX4r)

224 "You said that, already."


Maybe he likes rape.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:08 PM (cGk8e)

225 She said 'shit' on the air.

As in "He doesn't give a shit"

Still not as funny as "He's a pussy", but still accurate.

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 11:08 PM (zyIlW)

226 198: Holy shit Farmer. What a damn day. Have daughters pup here right now, his only weakness is ice cubes. Little shit loves em.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2015 11:09 PM (ucDmr)

227 I have to admit it never crossed my mind that France had more causualties from mass shootings than the USA for same time period much less one year compared to seven years. Granted they had one occurrence that skewed the numbers.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 07, 2015 11:09 PM (H/pb5)

228 Islam sure is more aggressive today.

The first World Trade Center bombing was the kick off?

or Iran in '79

or Israel in '48?


the end of the caliphate in 1918?

how did we get here?

Posted by: Jake at December 07, 2015 11:09 PM (QelBn)

229 222 It's OK to see the fnords, but please don't quote them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 11:07 PM (YJmuy)

Is pining for them permissible?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 11:09 PM (kpqmD)

230 One day, this will all be over.

Posted by: J.K. Dellingram at December 07, 2015 11:10 PM (TChZF)

231 She said 'shit' on the air.

As in "He doesn't give a shit"

Still not as funny as "He's a pussy", but still accurate.


Funny, I thought that's what the 7-second delay was for.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 11:10 PM (LUgeY)

232 "Why was Stacy Dash suspended?

Posted by: eman"

For saying Obozo didn't give a shit.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 07, 2015 11:10 PM (Wo9OY)

233 227 I have to admit it never crossed my mind that France had more causualties from mass shootings than the USA for same time period much less one year compared to seven years. Granted they had one occurrence that skewed the numbers.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 07, 2015 11:09 PM (H/pb5)


I didn't know that either, and it's pretty remarkable.

It needs to be constantly rubbed in the faces of the gun grabbers.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2015 11:11 PM (sdi6R)

234 Is pining for them permissible?

If that's what gives you wood.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 11:11 PM (YJmuy)

235 48 The United States' first penis transplant...

...still strikes me as just a leeeetle bit creepy. Like having a stranger climb into bed with you.

Seems like it would be hard to get used to.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 10:07 PM (YJmuy)



What'd be even creepier would be worrying that fapping too hard -- yankin' one off -- might turn literal.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 07, 2015 11:12 PM (EzgxV)

236 "One day, this will all be over."


This "what?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:12 PM (cGk8e)

237 Most of my weekend was taken up with harfing all over. Didn't need any peroxide either. Having a 6 yr old bring home every virus known to mankind from 1st grade is enough.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 07, 2015 11:12 PM (Wo9OY)

238 Decorum is breaking down, as predicted.

Soon Kraut will fire up his wheelchair buzz saws and chase Juan Williams around the studio.

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 11:13 PM (MQEz6)

239 Making a criminal matter out of that passed-out student is a stupid waste of resources and completely unnecessary. Is it just me or is there an ever-growing impulse to involve state coercion for everything all the time?


Public intoxication has been a misdemeanor for quite some time.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 07, 2015 11:13 PM (H/pb5)

240 "Or is it Alcohol? "


So MWNP was supposed to bring the alcohol tonight? Letch.


Where is he?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:14 PM (cGk8e)

241 >>For saying Obozo didn't give a shit.

Not true. I've spent 7 years shitting on Americans.

Posted by: Barry at December 07, 2015 11:14 PM (c7vUv)

242 The Le-Pen crew seems to be coming on fast in France.

We'll see how this works out

Posted by: Jake at December 07, 2015 11:14 PM (QelBn)

243 Perhaps the horde has seen one in captivity or the wild....black Marlin .30-30? Trying to help best friends wife out.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 07, 2015 11:15 PM (9jeGC)

244 If a kid is passed out drunk in class, draw a dick on his face and move on with the lecture.

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 11:15 PM (MQEz6)

245 how did we get here?

Posted by: Jake at December 07, 2015 11:09 PM (QelBn)


We decided to be reasonable and moral. Then we decided to be charitable and perform outreach. Then we accepted that the results were our fault.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2015 11:15 PM (q2o38)

246 Saving Ryan's Privates

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 07, 2015 11:16 PM (VdICR)

247 Public intoxication has been a misdemeanor for quite some time.>>>

Pissing in public didn't require registering as a sex offender in the past though. Not misdemeanor punishment for that drunken transgression anymore.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 07, 2015 11:16 PM (wHX4r)

248 So, can we get multiple wangs attached now, like Zaphod Beeblebrox and his third arm?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 11:16 PM (kpqmD)

249 So, odds of this awesome kickery going into overtime?

Don't think that I can deal with that kind of excitement.

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 11:16 PM (zyIlW)

250 Public intoxication has been a misdemeanor for quite some time.

Why is it necessary to call the cops to each and every violation? Some kids just need a good talking to.

Again, it's the psychological equivalent of running to Mommy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 11:17 PM (LUgeY)

251 Glad I'm not a Redskins fan.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2015 11:17 PM (NGd+i)

252 Making a criminal matter out of that passed-out student is a stupid waste of resources and completely unnecessary. Is it just me or is there an ever-growing impulse to involve state coercion for everything all the time?


Public intoxication has been a misdemeanor for quite some time.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky


Discretion was as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 11:18 PM (9YDUz)

253 Shaving Private Ryan

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 11:18 PM (DmRs2)

254 "Decorum is breaking down, as predicted. Soon Kraut will fire up his wheelchair buzz saws and chase Juan Williams around the studio."

Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Posted by: Herr Doktor Charles Strangelove at December 07, 2015 11:18 PM (noWW6)

255 Acocalypse Now.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 07, 2015 11:18 PM (VdICR)

256 The stat about gun fatalities in France vs USA is based on mass public shootings, not total. Big difference,

Posted by: anon2020 at December 07, 2015 11:18 PM (yCcA0)

257 **clapping**

All right. All right. Just as I planned to have Jackson run around like a tard and fumble... setting up our ultimate field goal!

**forever clapping**

Posted by: Jason Garret, soul stealing ginger game mismanager at December 07, 2015 11:19 PM (H9MG5)

258 This is the worst football game in the history of mankind.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 07, 2015 11:19 PM (hOD4w)

259 The stat about gun fatalities in France vs USA is based on mass public shootings, not total. Big difference,
Posted by: anon2020


Not according to Capt. AirBiscuit

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 11:19 PM (9YDUz)

260 Found one.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 07, 2015 11:20 PM (9jeGC)

261 "All right. All right. Just as I planned to have Jackson run around like a hard and fumble... setting up our ultimate field goal!"

**forever clapping**
--------------------------

I LOL'd

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 11:20 PM (zyIlW)

262 So MWNP was supposed to bring the alcohol tonight? Letch.

Where is he?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:14 PM (cGk8e)

*Stumbles in and gives a sloppy salute*

*Reporting for Doody*

I don't know what post you were referencing. Help a brutha out?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 07, 2015 11:20 PM (3rK8j)

263 So, can we get multiple wangs attached now, like Zaphod Beeblebrox and his third arm?

Do that and every guy will want his pants to fit like a glove.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 11:20 PM (YJmuy)

264 I just learned that I can give a goat to alleviate poverty somewhere in the Third World. Awesome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2015 11:21 PM (RU5ki)

265 256 The stat about gun fatalities in France vs USA is based on mass public shootings, not total. Big difference,
Posted by: anon2020 at December 07, 2015 11:18 PM (yCcA0)



If you exclude the bruthas smoking each other, the USA actually has a rather low murder rate.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 07, 2015 11:21 PM (oKE6c)

266 So, can we get multiple wangs attached now, like Zaphod Beeblebrox and his third arm?
Posted by: Insomniac


It's not as attractive as you might think without the extra wallet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 11:21 PM (9YDUz)

267 "Public intoxication has been a misdemeanor for quite some time.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky"

Yeah, but is that really "public"?

Makes me think of those cops that arrest people walking from the hotel bar back to their rooms, for "public intoxication".

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 07, 2015 11:21 PM (Wo9OY)

268 Hell, at least there was some comedic tragedy with my Raiders shitting all over itself yesterday.

This...this...is just boring.

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 11:21 PM (zyIlW)

269 "black Marlin .30-30? Trying to help best friends wife out."


What are you trying to do? It get stolen or something.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:21 PM (CkIAN)

270 We decided to be reasonable and moral. Then we decided to be charitable and perform outreach. Then we accepted that the results were our fault.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2015 11:15 PM (q2o3

They hate us because we provide slow WiFi for free.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 07, 2015 11:21 PM (9jeGC)

271 264 I just learned that I can give a goat to alleviate poverty loneliness somewhere in the Third World. Awesome.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2015 11:21 PM (RU5ki)


FIFY.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 07, 2015 11:22 PM (oKE6c)

272 Ricardo: This show has been pretty intriguing, hasn't it? Characters upon characters after characters.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 07, 2015 11:22 PM (OQ9R7)

273 This is the worst football game in the history of mankind.
Posted by: Weirddave


There's a remedy for that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 11:22 PM (9YDUz)

274 264 I just learned that I can give a goat to alleviate poverty sexual frustration somewhere in the Third World. Awesome.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2015 11:21 PM (RU5ki)

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 11:22 PM (kpqmD)

275
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:21 PM (CkIAN

No. Christmas gift. Found one, used, hopefully good condition.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 07, 2015 11:23 PM (9jeGC)

276 I just learned that I can give a goat to alleviate poverty somewhere in the Third World. Awesome.

Good luck getting Achmed to give it up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 11:23 PM (LUgeY)

277 238 Decorum is breaking down, as predicted.

Soon Kraut will fire up his wheelchair buzz saws and chase Juan Williams around the studio.
Posted by: eman



I'd pay to see that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2015 11:23 PM (NGd+i)

278 Someday the p*nis will be just an unpleasant legend. UK scientists have devised a way to fertilize a female egg with the DNA of another female. Bye bye, men! No dicks for you!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 07, 2015 11:23 PM (iVV84)

279 Holy shit! Is that what a TD looks like?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 11:23 PM (Omh3b)

280 TBH2K is deft in it's work. ALL HAIL THE HAMMER OF BANNING.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 11:24 PM (9YDUz)

281 holy shit...a TD finally.

And DMac ran it in?

Huh.

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 11:24 PM (zyIlW)

282 Heh MisHum.

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 11:24 PM (zyIlW)

283 **clapping**

Run DMC! I did that. No really! Extend my contract, Jerry!

**o clap-ton, my clap-ton**

Posted by: Jason Garret, soul stealing ginger game mismanager at December 07, 2015 11:25 PM (H9MG5)

284 The appropriate sick joke is a Frankenpenis joke, rather than a Jenner sick joke.

Sadly, after John Wayne Bobbit's severed member was reattached, he played in a pr0n movie called Frankenpenis.

So even that joke is limp here.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2015 11:25 PM (h4t9f)

285
274 264 I just learned that I can give a goat to alleviate poverty sexual frustration somewhere in the Third World. Awesome.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2015 11:21 PM (RU5ki)

FTFY
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 11:22 PM (kpqmD

*checks tracking number...


Just leave it on the doorstep

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 07, 2015 11:25 PM (9jeGC)

286 This...this...is just boring.

It's the Cowboys, it's December, this is what they do.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 11:26 PM (YJmuy)

287 Actually had two young boys (~ 8 - 9 yrs old) knock on my door last night and say that they thought my Christmas lights were cool. Very polite. I was surprised. There may be hope for the younger generation yet.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 07, 2015 11:26 PM (Wo9OY)

288 adios friends. gotta be good for tomorrow.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2015 11:26 PM (ucDmr)

289 Aaaaand it's still mathematically possible for the winner of the NFC Least to have a 5-11 record.

Posted by: logprof at December 07, 2015 11:26 PM (vsbNu)

290 @259

Just use common sense, they are dropping like flies in Chicago

I am trying to quote from the article but I'm getting an error

Posted by: anon2020 at December 07, 2015 11:26 PM (yCcA0)

291 @255 they call this Professional?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 11:27 PM (QdyoO)

292 Saving Ryan's Privates
Posted by: BourbonChicken


I think we have a wiener.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 07, 2015 11:27 PM (FkBIv)

293 Is that A Barrel?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 07, 2015 11:28 PM (9jeGC)

294 *Poof*

LOL

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 07, 2015 11:28 PM (3rK8j)

295 @259
Here is a direct quote from the article

In just 2015, France
suffered more casualties - killings and injuries - from mass public shootings

Posted by: anon2020 at December 07, 2015 11:28 PM (yCcA0)

296 Slap, I'm weirded out by it. It's off the hook.

@RWC, sorry. Thought we had a pilfering on our hands.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:29 PM (CkIAN)

297 Oh shit, DeSean redeems himself.

Posted by: logprof at December 07, 2015 11:30 PM (vsbNu)

298 WTH

where have these offenses been all game?

Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2015 11:30 PM (ZbV+0)

299 | Missed one

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2015 11:30 PM (9YDUz)

300 Wow.

I was joking about the overtime crack.

Posted by: SMFH at December 07, 2015 11:30 PM (zyIlW)

301 289
Aaaaand it's still mathematically possible for the winner of the NFC Least to have a 5-11 record.

Posted by: logprof at December 07, 2015 11:26 PM (vsbNu)

holy shit no one actually wants to win that division

Posted by: chemjeff at December 07, 2015 11:30 PM (uZNvH)

302 In just 2015, France

suffered more casualties - killings and injuries - from mass public shootings>>>

My specially corrected security briefings say you are wrong.

Posted by: Barak Obama at December 07, 2015 11:31 PM (wHX4r)

303 And, what the hell you been up to, slap?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:31 PM (7HcIx)

304 **clapping**

It's ok. It's ok. We let them score, now they'll be tired in overtime. It's the perfect strategy!!!

**here's some more action for the ghosts that watch you clap**

Posted by: Jason Garret, soul stealing ginger game mismanager at December 07, 2015 11:31 PM (H9MG5)

305 264 I just learned that I can give a goat to alleviate poverty somewhere in the Third World. Awesome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2015 11:21 PM (RU5ki)



Can goats be asymptomatic HIV carriers?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 07, 2015 11:32 PM (EzgxV)

306 I just learned that I can give a goat to alleviate poverty somewhere in the Third World. Awesome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


I've heard those ads on the radio.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 07, 2015 11:33 PM (FkBIv)

307 GRAFT DAY

Posted by: Garrett at December 07, 2015 11:33 PM (jOCta)

308 This game is still a stinker. I almost feel sorry for the NFL.

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2015 11:34 PM (3tjn4)

309 @RWC, sorry. Thought we had a pilfering on our hands.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:29 PM (CkIAN)

Nah, just helping her out so I can work my way in there.



*kidding

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 07, 2015 11:34 PM (9jeGC)

310 **writhing around in a straight jacket**

Perfect. A long field goal. Go with what we know

**spastic contortions, trying to clap**

Posted by: Jason Garret, soul stealing ginger game mismanager at December 07, 2015 11:36 PM (H9MG5)

311 Can goats be asymptomatic HIV carriers?

----------
My goat was supposed to be the family breadwinner. What do you have in mind for him?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2015 11:36 PM (RU5ki)

312 Good Morningwood Vietnam

Posted by: Garrett at December 07, 2015 11:37 PM (jOCta)

313 I'm a genius!!!

Posted by: Jason Garret, soul stealing ginger game mismanager at December 07, 2015 11:37 PM (H9MG5)

314 "Nah, just helping her out so I can work my way in there. "

So, you're gonna get her a Winny and make woo?


That's what a plan looks like.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:37 PM (QQopb)

315 Wow a game finally

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 11:38 PM (QdyoO)

316 "And, what the hell you been up to, slap?"
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:31 PM (7HcIx)

No good, sir. I've simply been up to no good.

...and watching "Fargo".

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 07, 2015 11:38 PM (OQ9R7)

317 What a fucked up game that was.

Posted by: logprof at December 07, 2015 11:39 PM (vsbNu)

318 I don't get how a guy presented with thd pergfect opportunity, a severed penis, doesn't just say, "yeah, I'll miss the darn thing, but as long as its gone, might as well get a vagina"

Instead the association is like, "oh, please attach this disgusting zombie schlong to me!"

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 07, 2015 11:39 PM (iVV84)

319 Oh damn. All these posts, and I've forgotten the second "t" in my name.

Oh, well. Who needs the "t" when I've got the "W" tonight.

Posted by: Jason Garrett, soul stealing ginger game mismanager at December 07, 2015 11:40 PM (H9MG5)

320 I think NY and Philly play each other again so it would be a possible 6-10 NFC Least winner.

Posted by: logprof at December 07, 2015 11:40 PM (vsbNu)

321 This game is still a stinker. I almost feel sorry for the NFL.


Posted by: Fritz


Somewhere, Roger Goodell is torturing a small kitten (as opposed to a big kitten- whatever).

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at December 07, 2015 11:40 PM (+1T7c)

322 I'm sure it's been said already... if you have a penis transplant, and you... play with "your"self, does that make you gay?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2015 11:41 PM (Dj0WE)

323 Soldier gets a penis transplant from a Navajo Code Talker named Tonto Silverman in...

The Big Red One


Posted by: Lee Marvin at December 07, 2015 11:42 PM (jOCta)

324 Saving Ryan's Privates
Posted by: BourbonChicken

I think we have a wiener.
Posted by: Bertram
-------------

Hands down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 11:42 PM (w/iDp)

325 So, you're gonna get her a Winny and make woo?


That's what a plan looks like.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:37 PM (QQopb

In a perfect world

No, he tells me what he wants and then I stick ideas in her head.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 07, 2015 11:42 PM (9jeGC)

326 I'm sure it's been said already... if you have a penis transplant, and you... play with "your"self, does that make you gay?

Post #82.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 11:42 PM (YJmuy)

327 OK it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 11:43 PM (LUgeY)

328 yeah it's bedtime for me too

Posted by: chemjeff at December 07, 2015 11:43 PM (uZNvH)

329 This game is still a stinker. I almost feel sorry for the NFL.

Posted by: Fritz

Somewhere, Roger Goodell is torturing a small kitten (as opposed to a big kitten- whatever).
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at December 07, 2015 11:40 PM (+1T7c)


As much as I hate espn, I take pleasure from the bad games they get stuck with.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2015 11:43 PM (Dj0WE)

330 tatters.....

Posted by: Jake at December 07, 2015 11:43 PM (QelBn)

331 I'm sure it's been said already... if you have a penis transplant, and you... play with "your"self, does that make you gay?

Post #82.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 11:42 PM (YJmuy)


But of course. I would say "great minds" and all that, but you and I know better.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2015 11:45 PM (Dj0WE)

332 But it's not even midnight ...

Posted by: some Gremlin (AMC or muppet, you decide) at December 07, 2015 11:45 PM (fRm0X)

333 A crazy ending of a terrible game won buy a bad team against another bad team. I'm glad I'm not a Redskins fan. Or Cowboys. Yeesh, there bad.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2015 11:46 PM (NGd+i)

334 333 - 341

Golf. Clap.

Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2015 11:46 PM (ZbV+0)

335 suspending stacey dash is absolutely stupid, all she needed was a good spanking and a few stern words.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2015 11:46 PM (vb33c)

336 Ah, troll, not hiccup, I see.

Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2015 11:47 PM (ZbV+0)

337 Hey everybody.

"Feminist Sucks the Soul Right Out of Poor Old Man"

At avoiceformen.com and some other MRA (Mens Rights Advocacy) sites, that video has already been widely disseminated for a few years now. They routinely call the video's red-haired hag "Big Red" and have basically turned her into the Official Face of what they call the "Feminist Hate Movement". There's spoofs of that video, cartoons of her, the works.

IMHO it's only fair. I refuse to watch it, I have enough problems managing anger as it is, but from everything I've read, she was literally the Perfect Hateful Leftist Feminazi Bitch in that video. I'll take their word for it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2015 11:47 PM (ntObR)

338 Has anyone linked the detachable penis yet?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 11:48 PM (QdyoO)

339 No, he tells me what he wants and then I stick ideas in her head.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 07, 2015 11:42 PM (9jeGC)


Wut?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:48 PM (5EIRE)

340 We played a very similar game maybe a year ago. Prestigious porn parody titles. My favorite from that one was "The Red Vag of Courage".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 07, 2015 11:48 PM (VdICR)

341 I just want Stacy to know I'm here for her if she needs a chest rub, or whatever.

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 11:48 PM (MQEz6)

342 ralph peters pussy comment is silly, if you are gonna go go all in with fucktard or cocksucker.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2015 11:48 PM (vb33c)

343 >>>Has anyone linked the detachable penis yet?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who
drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 11:48 PM (QdyoO)<<<

I did... but I was hacked!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 07, 2015 11:49 PM (H9MG5)

344 But of course. I would say "great minds" and all that, but you and I know better.

Great minds think nothing alike. They each take their own path and sometimes arrive at the same conclusion.

Weak minds think alike, in lockstep with what their "betters" tell them to think.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 11:50 PM (YJmuy)

345 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who
drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 11:48 PM (QdyoO)

I did... but I was hacked!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 07, 2015 11:49 PM (H9MG5)


for a moment I wsa sure you were john wayne bobbit .

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2015 11:51 PM (vb33c)

346 Everyone, also, news about my movie.

It turns out that if I agree to go with a less-expensive camera than my Dream Sony, I can save no less than 4,500 freakin' bucks.

Was doing some number crunching today and getting depressed, realizing that by the time I save enough for my Dream Sony camera and all the accessories I'll need... well, it'll be 2020 before I can start shooting.

Not gonna wait that long. Really leaning toward giving up a few features and going for the less expensive, but still well-reviewed and apparently high-quality, 4k video camera. Want to start shooting this thing in Spring 2017, and of course Horde Members are genuinely welcome to make cameos or otherwise help, if any of you are in the Southern California and/or Death Valley area during that time.

Okay, end of announcement. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2015 11:51 PM (ntObR)

347 Great minds think nothing alike. They each take their own path and sometimes arrive at the same conclusion.

Weak minds think alike, in lockstep with what their "betters" tell them to think.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 11:50 PM (YJmuy)


Right, that's what I meant to say.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2015 11:52 PM (Dj0WE)

348 Has anyone linked the detachable penis yet?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


No, an' we 'ould appreciate it if'n'ou wouldn't.

Posted by: Guy sitting on a Hammond at December 07, 2015 11:52 PM (9YDUz)

349 This thread is outta control.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:53 PM (cf/Ex)

350 What if you are straight, but your new dick is gay?

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 11:53 PM (MQEz6)

351
339 No, he tells me what he wants and then I stick ideas in her head.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 07, 2015 11:42 PM (9jeGC)


Wut?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:48 PM (5EIRE

He tells me what he wants for Christmas and I guide he to it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 07, 2015 11:53 PM (9jeGC)

352 This thread is outta control.

Stop stealing my bit!!!

Posted by: Regis Philbin at December 07, 2015 11:53 PM (ntObR)

353 Diminishing returns on expensive cameras and lenses.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 07, 2015 11:54 PM (VdICR)

354 Steve. Cool that you are still planning the dream

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 11:54 PM (s0Kry)

355 Apple commercials tell me you can shoot feature movies with a new iPhone.

I hardly think Tim Cook would lie to me.

Posted by: also my photos can now move! at December 07, 2015 11:54 PM (fRm0X)

356 Everyone, also, news about my movie.

It turns out that if I agree to go with a less-expensive camera than my Dream Sony, I can save no less than 4,500 freakin' bucks.

Was doing some number crunching today and getting depressed, realizing that by the time I save enough for my Dream Sony camera and all the accessories I'll need... well, it'll be 2020 before I can start shooting.

Not gonna wait that long. Really leaning toward giving up a few features and going for the less expensive, but still well-reviewed and apparently high-quality, 4k video camera. Want to start shooting this thing in Spring 2017, and of course Horde Members are genuinely welcome to make cameos or otherwise help, if any of you are in the Southern California and/or Death Valley area during that time.

Okay, end of announcement. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2015 11:51 PM (ntObR)



you're shooting porn in the desert, that is not gonna end well.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2015 11:54 PM (vb33c)

357 What happens if the detachable penis gets stuck and detaches inside of... you-know-where????

(Being that ER nurse practitioner will be fun. "There's no Obamacare code for this anywhere!!!1!")

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2015 11:55 PM (ntObR)

358 Right, that's what I meant to say.

Nothing personal, just tired of received "wisdom" that is obvious bullshit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 11:56 PM (YJmuy)

359 y5, no not porn. Getcher mind outta the gutter. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2015 11:56 PM (ntObR)

360 Samurai? QDP

Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2015 11:56 PM (fBkaR)

361 @355

No. But he might kiss your dick

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 07, 2015 11:56 PM (s0Kry)

362 MH, thanks.

Gonna make this movie before I die, if it kills me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2015 11:57 PM (ntObR)

363 Jean, low-budget horror.

Hopefully PG13. Not too much blood.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2015 11:57 PM (ntObR)

364 What if, a few years after you get your new dick, you meet a great gal and get married, and later you learn her brother died in a car accident and donated his dick?

Do you try to find out?

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 11:57 PM (MQEz6)

365 y5, no not porn. Getcher mind outta the gutter. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2015 11:56 PM (ntObR)


my bad, but you can understand how made the mistake.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2015 11:57 PM (vb33c)

366 55
I read that Monopoly thing and said no f-ing way!

And then said, yeah I can believe there are people like that.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2015 10:10 PM (ODxAs)



I remember when it happened. I don't remember all the details but they admitted some fraud that happened with the game and that as a sort of "Oops our bad" damage control they had a thing where they were randomly giving away $1 million to customers. It might have been 6 customers. If I remember correctly there was some controversy with the first person to win that too, but it was unrelated to the contest.

Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2015 11:58 PM (zt+N6)

367 Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2015 11:51 PM (ntObR)

****

Dude.....just rent for shooting days. If your budget is that tight, you don't wanna own something that will be obsolete in a year.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 07, 2015 11:58 PM (3rK8j)

368 That "Casino" article was very interesting.

My favorite part of the movie was the part where the Governor insists that the casino boss hire his son, then he finds that the son is stealing from and he fires him, then whammo! Next thing he knows he's the subject of a state investigation.

That certainly left the impression that government is just another form or organized crime.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2015 11:59 PM (sdi6R)

369 y5, I have a friend/former boss who actually *invited* me to help him work on his porn shoot. He rented a camera, got a low-rate porn actress, checked into a motel room, the works.

I refused to help or be anywhere near there. I have a hunch the actress' first words after said boss yelled "action!!" were "By the way, I'm a cop!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2015 11:59 PM (ntObR)

370 "Stop stealing my bit!!!"


Regis, have a relavent show in the last 20 years. It's not like what's his fuck can do a show.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:59 PM (S2X5j)

371 dying of exposure in death valley could really suck, might not even need dialog

Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2015 11:59 PM (fBkaR)

372 MWNP, that's also still on the option list.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:00 AM (ntObR)

373 "The PXL-2000 (also known as Fisher-Price PXL2000, Fisher-Price PixelVision, Sanwa Sanpix1000, KiddieCorder, and Georgia) is a toy black-and-white camcorder produced in 1987 that uses a compact audio cassette as its recording medium.

...

There were also extra accessories sold separately, such as a carrying case. The market success of the PXL-2000 was ultimately quite low with its targeted demographic, in part due to its pricing. Initially sold for $179 ($370 in 2014 dollars)

...

The PXL-2000 was used by Richard Linklater in his 1991 debut film Slacker. The roughly two-minute performance art scene is shot entirely in PixelVision.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 12:00 AM (9YDUz)

374 "ralph peters pussy comment is silly, if you are gonna go go all in with fucktard or cocksucker."

Unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit.

Can't go wrong with the classics.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 12:01 AM (noWW6)

375 types
deletes sigh

Posted by: FCF at December 08, 2015 12:01 AM (kejii)

376 Jean, working in DV is weird from what I read. You pretty much can only shoot early morning and late afternoon to avoid too much exposure.

Just one more reason I *may* go with a Kubrick-style comedy instead, which I can shoot entirely in good ol' SoCal suburbia land.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:01 AM (ntObR)

377 weft-cut, that's what I call low-low-LOW-fi filmmaking.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:02 AM (ntObR)

378 What if, a few years after you get your new dick, you meet a great gal and get married, and later you learn her brother died in a car accident and donated his dick?

Do you try to find out?
Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 11:57 PM (MQEz6)


If instead of having sex with her, your weener wants to send her gift cards for Pottery Barn, I think you'll know the answer.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 12:03 AM (Dj0WE)

379 >>>Jean, low-budget horror.


Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2015 11:57 PM (ntObR)<<<

A documentary about the Cankles' Presidency?

Posted by: the horror... the horror at December 08, 2015 12:03 AM (H9MG5)

380 a poor workman blames his tools

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 12:03 AM (9YDUz)

381 I guess it's not poetry night.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 12:03 AM (MQEz6)

382 -Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2015 11:58 PM (zt+N6)

I thought this one was dead.

-Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2015 11:57 PM (vb33c)

...and I thought this one was forgotten trouble. Now it is back and wreaking havoc in its wake.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 12:04 AM (OQ9R7)

383 Looks like the Chavistas suffered an electoral blood bath in Venezuela. The opposition will have a supermajority in their Congress which means everything Chavez and Maduro did can (and probably will be) be repealed. They could even theoretically call a referendum to have Maduro removed.

Posted by: Naes at December 08, 2015 12:04 AM (Ypc8j)

384 All right, gotta pass out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2015 12:05 AM (O++ET)

385 That certainly left the impression that government is just another form or organized crime.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2015 11:59 PM (sdi6R)

That's a totally unwarranted conclusion.
There's no evidence the government is organized.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 12:05 AM (oKE6c)

386 A documentary about the Cankles' Presidency?

Unfortunately no. We all know criticizing Dear Leaderette will be fully illegal by that time. I don't want to have to run my filmmaking career from Guantanamo. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:05 AM (ntObR)

387 "Regis, have a relavent show in the last 20 years. It's not like what's his fuck can do a show"
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:59 PM (S2X5j)

Is that your Final Answer?

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 12:05 AM (OQ9R7)

388 y5, I have a friend/former boss who actually *invited* me to help him work on his porn shoot. He rented a camera, got a low-rate porn actress, checked into a motel room, the works.

I refused to help or be anywhere near there. I have a hunch the actress' first words after said boss yelled "action!!" were "By the way, I'm a cop!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2015 11:59 PM (ntObR)




entirely understandable. despite my bssing I would never have anything to do with financing or producing anything related either. yeesh

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:05 AM (vb33c)

389 47 That McDonald's thing is interesting since the whole monopoly thing basically sucks now because they use it to try to make you buy whatever crappy new item that sucks...

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 10:07 PM (vmMMi)



Yeah it used to be on every Fries and drink. Now its only one size of the fries and only their special drinks and a couple of the crap items no one ever gets.

Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2015 12:06 AM (zt+N6)

390 G'Night, Ricardo.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 12:06 AM (OQ9R7)

391 Naes, no worries. The Chavistas will manage to murder their way back into power in no time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:06 AM (ntObR)

392 What if, a few years after you get your new dick, you meet a great gal
and get married, and later you learn her brother died in a car accident
and donated his dick?



Do you try to find out?
---
When romantic comedies go bad

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 12:08 AM (ZbV+0)

393 383
Looks like the Chavistas suffered an electoral blood bath in Venezuela.
The opposition will have a supermajority in their Congress which means
everything Chavez and Maduro did can (and probably will be) be repealed.
They could even theoretically call a referendum to have Maduro removed.

Posted by: Naes at December 08, 2015 12:04 AM (Ypc8j)

The Bolsheviks held open elections too - until their support dropped to ca. 25%. Then, hello! one party rule.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 12:08 AM (oKE6c)

394 Holy cow... the speed of the banhammer is... wait for it...

Pure. Poetry.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 12:08 AM (Dj0WE)

395 *Fargo Spoiler*

*Do not Read if you haven't watched*




Wait, WHAT?!? with Fargo? A flying saucer?!? Who The What's- it? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 12:10 AM (OQ9R7)

396 >>>That "Casino" article was very interesting.

My favorite part of the movie was the part where the Governor
insists that the casino boss hire his son, then he finds that the son is
stealing from and he fires him, then whammo! Next thing he knows he's
the subject of a state investigation.

That certainly left the impression that government is just another form or organized crime.
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2015 11:59 PM (sdi6R)<<<




Wasn't he a gaming commissioner or something? And wasn't it his brother-in-law?


And don't forget weaselly the Harry Reid character.

Posted by: the horror... the horror at December 08, 2015 12:10 AM (H9MG5)

397 Wow....first there was poetry, then the banhammer went epic.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 12:11 AM (EzgxV)

398 Banhammer in motion ...
I'm gonna have to vaporize you ...

Posted by: Mel ampersand Tim first draft at December 08, 2015 12:11 AM (fRm0X)

399 >>>Unfortunately no. We all know criticizing Dear
Leaderette will be fully illegal by that time. I don't want to have to
run my filmmaking career from Guantanamo. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:05 AM (ntObR)<<<

True. We've seen the havoc that can be wrought from making even a little YouTube video.

Posted by: zombie Amb. Stevens at December 08, 2015 12:13 AM (H9MG5)

400 My favorite part of the movie was the part where the Governor insists that the casino boss hire his son, then he finds that the son is stealing from and he fires him, then whammo! Next thing he knows he's the subject of a state investigation.

That certainly left the impression that government is just another form or organized crime.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2015 11:59 PM (sdi6R)


That's still how Nevada is run to this day.

That the current Governor was formerly on the gaming commission is no coincidence.

Posted by: The Mobbed-Up Hat at December 08, 2015 12:13 AM (vBeA5)

401 Do not taunt Happy Banhammer. Ever

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 12:14 AM (9YDUz)

402 This ONT is like a penis graft -- first it's longer, then it's shorter, then it's longer, then it's shorter....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 12:14 AM (EzgxV)

403 "That McDonald's thing is interesting since the whole monopoly thing
basically sucks now because they use it to try to make you buy whatever
crappy new item that sucks..."

MCD spent an enormous amount of money to rebrand themselves as the preferred fast food of effnik urban yoof.

Which, if you yourself are not an effnik urban yoof, means that your odds of being robbed, raped, and beaten to death in the parking lot of Mickey D's just went to the moon.

I'd rather pay more elsewhere. Even at Five Guys, One Meal, Twenty Bucks.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 12:15 AM (noWW6)

404 *Fargo Spoiler*

*Do not Read if you haven't watched*




Wait, WHAT?!? with Fargo? A flying saucer?!? Who The What's- it? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 12:10 AM (OQ9R7)



not much of a spoiler.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:15 AM (vb33c)

405 Maet makes a Good ONT a happy ONT!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 12:16 AM (OQ9R7)

406 >>>Do you try to find out?
---
When romantic comedies go bad<<<

The semi-familiar dong throbbing like Poe's tell-tale heart?

Positively dreadful.


Posted by: Fritz at December 08, 2015 12:17 AM (3tjn4)

407 This ONT is like a penis graft -- first it's longer, then it's shorter, then it's longer, then it's shorter....

Sounds a lot like the "Tell Me a Lie" game the ladies play with Pinocchio.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at December 08, 2015 12:17 AM (fRm0X)

408 more surprising than the ufo was the way everyone in the ufo lights formed up into a chorus line.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:17 AM (vb33c)

409 ..."not much of a spoiler."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:15 AM (vb33c)

Nobody asked you.

*shakes fist*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 12:18 AM (OQ9R7)

410 response to Fargo spoiler, yadda, yadda








Wait, WHAT?!? with Fargo? A flying saucer?!? Who The What's- it? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?
---
I didn't watch, it's on my DVR.

But there was an episode earlier in the season where they randomly talked about how everyone was being watched by extraterrestrials in a voice over. It was like the monologue for the Doctor Who episode The End of Time in tone and content.

I was wondering where they were going with it.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 12:18 AM (ZbV+0)

411 396
Wasn't he a gaming commissioner or something? And wasn't it his brother-in-law?


And don't forget weaselly the Harry Reid character.
Posted by: the horror... the horror at December 08, 2015 12:10 AM (H9MG5)


You could be right. It's been a long time since I saw it, and my memory is unreliable at best.

But the basic point stands.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 12:19 AM (sdi6R)

412 you spoil things by letting everyone know chicago and daesh team up and kill kc and fargo. sounds like an obama story.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:20 AM (vb33c)

413 "more surprising than the ufo was the way everyone in the ufo lights formed up into a chorus line.'
=Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:17 AM (vb33c)

Brian Dennehy played the focused photons like nobody's business. I take solace in that fact.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 12:20 AM (OQ9R7)

414 Trying to avoid the Fargo spoiler discussion, so I guess I better leave this thread.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 12:21 AM (Dj0WE)

415 Trying to avoid the Fargo spoiler discussion, so I guess I better leave this thread.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 08, 2015 12:21 AM (Dj0WE)


no one has said anything true or meaningful.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:22 AM (vb33c)

416 I'll make no more of it, BurtTC.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 12:22 AM (OQ9R7)

417 Also, and I'm not asking, but the older version of Patrick Wilson's character last season (the Dad who ran a restaurant) conversed with the first season villain about encountering a particular brand of soulless evil he reckognized again-so I'm wondering if it was the black dude (who seems the hip assassin like last season), the indian or one of the crime family's sons.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 12:22 AM (ZbV+0)

418 403 "That McDonald's thing is interesting since the whole monopoly thing
basically sucks now because they use it to try to make you buy whatever
crappy new item that sucks..."

MCD spent an enormous amount of money to rebrand themselves as the preferred fast food of effnik urban yoof.

Which, if you yourself are not an effnik urban yoof, means that your odds of being robbed, raped, and beaten to death in the parking lot of Mickey D's just went to the moon.

I'd rather pay more elsewhere. Even at Five Guys, One Meal, Twenty Bucks.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 12:15 AM (noWW6)



I had Chik-fil-A tonight. They knew I had a long drive home before I could eat it, so they double-bagged my meal without my even asking. It really makes you feel like they appreciate the opportunity to serve every customer.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 12:23 AM (EzgxV)

419 (exmiQ)

Apologists should be hung by the neck until dead.

...so there's that.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 12:24 AM (OQ9R7)

420 (exmiQ)

Apologists should be hung by the neck until dead.

...so there's that.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 12:24 AM (OQ9R7)




I prefer the term "sympathizers"

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:25 AM (vb33c)

421 cthulhu, oh yeah.

Chik-fil-A is the In-N-Out of chicken IMHO. Good food, really good service.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:25 AM (ntObR)

422 Does anyone have a reference for " trying to lock up governors for vetoing legislation"?

Posted by: Gavriel at December 08, 2015 12:25 AM (2D//E)

423 And I've seen Casino.

The scene that really sticks out for me, is how Joe Pesci and his brother ended up.

I think that's what the people at my last regular job would have had done to me, if they thought they could get away with it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:26 AM (ntObR)

424 Does anyone have a reference for " trying to lock up governors for vetoing legislation"?
---
I assume that's a reference to Perry and the drunkard attorney

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 12:27 AM (ZbV+0)

425 It really makes you feel like they appreciate the opportunity to serve every customer

Damn Christians

Posted by: Jean at December 08, 2015 12:28 AM (fBkaR)

426 "Hey Doc, my wife wants to know if you can find a black donor for that penis transplant!"

Posted by: Shaun King at December 08, 2015 12:28 AM (5fSr7)

427 422 Does anyone have a reference for " trying to lock up governors for vetoing legislation"?

Posted by: Gavriel at December 08, 2015 12:25 AM (2D//E)



Rick Perry.

Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2015 12:30 AM (zt+N6)

428 Never payed much attention when the talk of Chick-fil-A comes up, mainly because there's never been one nearby.

... until now. Just learned that there was 1 in the area (well 2, but 1 is like 10 minutes closer).

What's the first time hate filled hater to eat at such a hatey establishment?

Posted by: hankerin' for some Hate Chikin at December 08, 2015 12:32 AM (H9MG5)

429 395: Heh! Spielberg directed that episode?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2015 12:32 AM (NGd+i)

430 What if, a few years after you get your new dick, you meet a great gal and get married, and later you learn her brother died in a car accident and donated his dick?

Do you try to find out?
Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 11:57 PM (MQEz6)

Better question do you break up with her when she says, "Oh, look, it's . I've really missed you."

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 12:33 AM (kXoT0)

431 418
I had Chik-fil-A tonight. They knew I had a long drive home before I could eat it, so they double-bagged my meal without my even asking. It really makes you feel like they appreciate the opportunity to serve every customer.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 12:23 AM (EzgxV)


I've stopped at McDonald's for breakfast for years, because there is one on my way to work, it's convenient, and I like their food.

But they must be under new management in the last six months or something, because their quality of service has dropped precipitously. The wait time in the drive-through is just ridiculous.

So last month I started going to a Chik-fil-A for breakfast. It's out of my way so my commute is longer, but with the shorter wait for service the total time is actually about the same. And their food is cheaper. Plus there's the chicken option. And the politeness of the employees and their service can't be beat.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 12:34 AM (sdi6R)

432 MCD spent an enormous amount of money to rebrand themselves as the preferred fast food of effnik urban yoof.

Which,
if you yourself are not an effnik urban yoof, means that your odds of
being robbed, raped, and beaten to death in the parking lot of Mickey
D's just went to the moon.

I'd rather pay more elsewhere. Even at Five Guys, One Meal, Twenty Bucks.



Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 12:15 AM (noWW6)

You're not down with "diversity?" You had a chance to dine with a whole troop of effnik urban yoof, and you passed it up?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 12:34 AM (oKE6c)

433 421 cthulhu, oh yeah.

Chik-fil-A is the In-N-Out of chicken IMHO. Good food, really good service.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:25 AM (ntObR)



Actually, I enjoy both places -- and there is a major difference: Chik-fil-A concentrates on nice, while In-N-Out focuses on competence. That there is so much overlap in the customer experience is interesting -- and it sad to say what this reveals about other chains.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 12:34 AM (EzgxV)

434 so, not sure this is accurate but if this:

Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

is the definition of treason, why are we not making use of the term traitor in reference to sayed farook goat lover? Similarly, his family should be looking at some charges as well.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:35 AM (vb33c)

435 What's the first time hate filled hater to eat at such a hatey establishment?
Posted by: hankerin' for some Hate Chikin at December 08, 2015 12:32 AM (H9MG5)

I used to giggle to myself when the bosses from Chicago looked uncomfortable when we served catered Chick-Fil-A for lunch at the obligatory team meetings. One extremely Liberal guy whined, "I should've saved a bagel from break so I wouldn't have to eat hate chicken."

BTW, interesting factoid. The Chick-Fil-A person who delivers and sets up the catering is not allowed to accept a tip. So it was back and forth with our Admin--I'm required by policy to tip you 20% vs I cannot accept it, Ma'am.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 12:37 AM (kXoT0)

436 It's Christmastime
And maplebacks lack Chik-Fil-A
At Christmastime
Remember your poor cousins, eh
And in a world of plenty, you can send the gift chicken
Post some tasty food on up to Hamilton

*bop-de-dah-bop-de-dah-bop-de-dah-bop*

Posted by: Chiken-Aid 2015 at December 08, 2015 12:37 AM (fRm0X)

437 Jean, working in DV is weird from what I read. You
pretty much can only shoot early morning and late afternoon to avoid too
much exposure.



Just one more reason I *may* go with a Kubrick-style comedy instead, which I can shoot entirely in good ol' SoCal suburbia land.



Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:01 AM



What's the objective with the project, ultimately? What do you want to achieve?

Posted by: otho at December 08, 2015 12:39 AM (EWg9n)

438
Happiness may be a choice, but when The Black Dog is humping you it doesn't seem so.

Seems like a good night to shoot up a whole bottle of rapid acting insulin.

Count d'Blessings, Count d'Blessings, Count d'Blessings...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at December 08, 2015 12:39 AM (qul7b)

439 428 Never payed much attention when the talk of Chick-fil-A comes up, mainly because there's never been one nearby.

... until now. Just learned that there was 1 in the area (well 2, but 1 is like 10 minutes closer).

What's the first time hate filled hater to eat at such a hatey establishment?

Posted by: hankerin' for some Hate Chikin at December 08, 2015 12:32 AM (H9MG5)



The one thing to look out for on their fried chicken sandwiches is that they'll try to sneak pickles in. Otherwise, they take the reasonable position that you should pick your sauce separately from the sammich, and they'll give you as many as you might reasonably use if you specify a number other than "1".

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 12:40 AM (EzgxV)

440 I used to giggle to myself when the bosses from Chicago looked
uncomfortable when we served catered Chick-Fil-A for lunch at the
obligatory team meetings. One extremely Liberal guy whined, "I
should've saved a bagel from break so I wouldn't have to eat hate
chicken."



Should've given him a kielbasa flanked by two chestnuts, surrounded by watercress. Made him feel more at home.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 12:40 AM (oKE6c)

441 438
Happiness may be a choice, but when The Black Dog is humping you it doesn't seem so.

Seems like a good night to shoot up a whole bottle of rapid acting insulin.

Count d'Blessings, Count d'Blessings, Count d'Blessings...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at December 08, 2015 12:39 AM (qul7b)



Stay here and talk with us, please.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 12:42 AM (EzgxV)

442 Apologies, long bit below...

Forgot to mention, I had to go apeshit on another obnoxious lefty at Twitter a few nights ago. Some idiot H'wood pampered Stalinist elitist accidentally told the truth and tweeted words to the effect, "I don't want to change gun rights people's minds on guns. I want to outnumber them."

So I tweeted back, still feeling reasonably sane, "So you support authoritarianism over democracy. #BadIdea."

Well, that stood for about an hour. Then some idiot friend of Mr. Pampered Elitist poked up: "You obviously don't know the definitions of those words." I tweeted back, "I know exactly what those words mean." He kept going: "Obviously you don't."

I responded "So if Christians (the American majority) want to make it illegal to be Muslim, you're okay with that." He had to respond, no he wasn't. Then I tried to clarify, I know the US is a Constitutional Republic, i.e. we get to vote on some things but not others. Then I added "Everybody hates gun violence but shredding the 2A isn't the answer."

Well, that fired up ol' Twitter Asshole Trollpants. "It's useless to debate with your kind. I'm with so-and-so, we'll just outnumber you." That's when I went apeshit, told him I don't give a f*ck about his opinions, and asked him what's he going to do when people keep exercising their 2A rights.

His final yelp was something like "I can't wait 'til people like you are out of the picture." I responded, "And I can't wait for hateful Stalinists like you to die young so that America can have its freedom back. I'm done with you." Then I sent him the hashtag #blocked and, yep, blocked him, and hopefully left him shitting his pants with impotent rage.

Okay, I was close to the edge. But dang it felt good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:43 AM (ntObR)

443 how many of you have actually watched all of Home Alone in one sitting?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 12:44 AM (9YDUz)

444 "You're not down with 'diversity?' You had a chance to dine with a whole troop of effnik urban yoof, and you passed it up?"

Well, yes and no. I had the chance for such dining at Popeye's well before McDonalds decided to go after that demographic. The conversation at table was something less than scintillating.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 12:45 AM (noWW6)

445 441 438
Happiness may be a choice, but when The Black Dog is humping you it doesn't seem so.

Seems like a good night to shoot up a whole bottle of rapid acting insulin.

Count d'Blessings, Count d'Blessings, Count d'Blessings...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at December 08, 2015 12:39 AM (qul7b)



Stay here and talk with us, please.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 12:42 AM (EzgxV)




Anyone have backchannel?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 12:45 AM (EzgxV)

446 What's the first time hate filled hater to eat at such a hatey establishment?

I like to get the #8 meal with colby jack cheese and a large sweet tea.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2015 12:45 AM (YJmuy)

447
Just ignore me. Battery acid in my mangina.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at December 08, 2015 12:46 AM (qul7b)

448 >>>I used to giggle to myself when the bosses from
Chicago looked uncomfortable when we served catered Chick-Fil-A for
lunch at the obligatory team meetings. One extremely Liberal guy
whined, "I should've saved a bagel from break so I wouldn't have to eat
hate chicken."
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 12:37 AM (kXoT0)<<<




All these years I've felt embarrassed by my inadequate consumption of hate... I look forward to drastically raising my hate intake in order to sate my malnourished evil black soul, making up for so much lost time.

Posted by: hankerin' for some Hate Chikin at December 08, 2015 12:46 AM (H9MG5)

449 otho, my objective is to (a) have the experience, (b) hopefully get the experience and enjoy it enough to make more movies, and better ones, and (c) enter it in some festivals, in the hope of getting some attention from actual legitimate producers in H'wood.

Is it likely my film will get noticed? No not really, but if I can keep the ball rolling and get the experience I need to make better flicks... well, who knows where things can end up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:47 AM (ntObR)

450 Those are my objectives at this stage, anyway.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:47 AM (ntObR)

451 #442, that's why I do not traverse the Twitterverse. I do not want to know what Liberals think in 140 characters or less of misspelled spew.

I occasionally peak at Iowahawk's Twitter feed when there is a very hot topic, but, that's as far as I go.

I also loathe Twitter's bedwetting habit of removing accounts from people they deem haters, while allowing every ISIS creep to keep theirs.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 12:48 AM (kXoT0)

452 OG, there is good to be found and laughs to be shared. The Horde can help. But you can't just sign off like that and walk away. Please come back.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 12:48 AM (EzgxV)

453 All these years I've felt embarrassed by my inadequate consumption of hate... I look forward to drastically raising my hate intake in order to sate my malnourished evil black soul, making up for so much lost time.
Posted by: hankerin' for some Hate Chikin at December 08, 2015 12:46 AM (H9MG5)



funny, I'm embarrassed over my inadequate dispensing of hate. I have at least a whole decade of hate to dole out on some loser.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:48 AM (vb33c)

454 447: Ah, that AC/Delco Douche. Its tricky.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2015 12:48 AM (NGd+i)

455 Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at December 08, 2015 12:39 AM (qul7b)

Please stay, if Churchill could stare down the Black Dog and fight WWII, you can stay here and read our inane posts.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 12:50 AM (kXoT0)

456 Sherry, can understand. Most days, most of my activity there actually just consists of me liking other conservatives' great tweets bitchslapping other libtrolls.

Thankfully Twitter apparently hasn't censored me yet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:50 AM (ntObR)

457 lynch is such an appropriate name for some filthy commie that wants to choke off our constitutional rights.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:50 AM (vb33c)

458 qdpsteve, all I ask is, if I can make the shooting schedule, that you "kill" me in some horrifically grotesque yet hilarious manner.

Unless it doesn't fit the script.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2015 12:50 AM (YJmuy)

459 I do have to say that McDonald's bagels are better than Chik-fil-A's. They have the proper solid crusty surface, while Chik-fil-A's are more bread-like.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 12:51 AM (sdi6R)

460 Blanco, no problemo!!!

Hope you like, er, extra ketchup on those fries. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:51 AM (ntObR)

461 447
Just ignore me. Battery acid in my mangina.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at December 08, 2015 12:46 AM (qul7b)



I wish I could, but that was quite specific. Aren't you one of the 'rons who is a doctor? Stay a while, let's see where you're at.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 12:51 AM (EzgxV)

462 somehow my dvr started recording simon and simon episodes. somehow I watched a couple.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:52 AM (vb33c)

463 Sherry, can understand. Most days, most of my activity there actually just consists of me liking other conservatives' great tweets bitchslapping other libtrolls.

Thankfully Twitter apparently hasn't censored me yet.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:50 AM (ntObR)

That's good. I must say that Iowahawk's Twitter feed the day that extremely airbrushed Chelsea Clinton magazine cover debutted was epic.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 12:52 AM (kXoT0)

464 Re McD's, I *still* love that a few years ago, Consumer Reports reported their coffee just plain tastes better than Starbucks'.

You *know* that had to set off a shit ton of tantrums in Seattle, and they couldn't just write it off as "right-wing haterz!!!" either since CR is well-known as quite lefty.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:53 AM (ntObR)

465 447
Just ignore me. Battery acid in my mangina.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at December 08, 2015 12:46 AM (qul7b)



so is it crabs or yeast infection?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:53 AM (vb33c)

466 Simon & Simon?,now there's a blast from the past.

Nite Morns
Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 08, 2015 12:54 AM (+oRxW)

467 462 somehow my dvr started recording simon and simon episodes. somehow I watched a couple.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:52 AM (vb33c)



See, OG -- at least you don't have this guy's problem....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 12:54 AM (EzgxV)

468 Hope you like, er, extra ketchup on those fries. :-)

Heh. Beats what happened to Meatloaf in his first film.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2015 12:54 AM (YJmuy)

469 backlash has begun in Austin! read the story of the beheading and attacks below


I have never felt more dehumanized and humiliated than I did this morning. Leilah and I went to go grab breakfast at Kerbey Lane Cafe today. She went to park her car and I went to grab us a table. As I'm waiting, this older man begins watching her park through the window, he begins to insult her parking skills and I stay quiet. Then he says, "She should just go back to Saudi Arabia where she came from." and nobody said anything. I literally couldn't believe he said that and I asked him to repeat what he had just said. Maybe I should have let it go, maybe I set myself up for this, but I couldn't believe what he said and I guess I hoped someone would have the humanity to acknowledge it because their silence hurt just as much as his words. But nobody cared when he repeated it and they didn't care when he added, "And the same goes for you. What? You have a gun in there? Just go ahead and shoot me." At this point the management got up and came over and proceeded to seat him in a pathetic attempt to deescalate the situation. They chose to seat the racist guy who just made a girl cry right in from them, rather than us. When we spoke to management, they basically said they were sorry it happened, but they can't do anything. They couldn't not seat him. The man is across from and watching this whole thing unfold and Leilah goes to talk to him and he says the same things in front of the entire restaurant and nobody says a single thing. As we turn to leave, Leilah, in tears, says, "Just go [sic] everyone knows we were told very racist things and this restaurant doesn't feel the need to address it because who cares about us?" And somebody called out, "Nobody." and we left. Because it was true.


so the CEO of the restaurant apologized to the women, but it isnt enough

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 12:56 AM (zOTsN)

470 not sure simon and simon is so bad, it has weathered well enough over the years. best part is the intro.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:56 AM (vb33c)

471 -Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 12:56 AM (zOTsN)

Dude. Seriously?

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 12:57 AM (OQ9R7)

472 G'Night, Misanthropic.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 12:58 AM (OQ9R7)

473 Austin restaurant CEOs apology


Ultimately, responsibility for what occurred rests with me. It is not the fault of our store leader that she doesn't know how to handle a heated, hate-filled assault by one of our guests directed at another. It's my fault. It's my fault because she hasn't been trained for this situation. All of our team members understand that racism and intolerance are unacceptable in any context, but as the leader of our organization it's my responsibility to ensure that in a situation such as this one our store leaders know how to handle the situation in a way that best ensures the safety of our guests and team members while also ensuring an unwelcome patron is removed from the restaurant. All store leaders and team members, across all locations, will receive this training moving forward. While I hope another incident like this never occurs at one of our restaurants, it's imperative that our store leaders know how to properly handle it.



still not enough

the whole restaurant should have attack the grumpy old fart

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 12:58 AM (zOTsN)

474 otho, my objective is to (a) have the experience,
(b) hopefully get the experience and enjoy it enough to make more
movies, and better ones, and (c) enter it in some festivals, in the hope
of getting some attention from actual legitimate producers in H'wood.



Is it likely my film will get noticed? No not really, but if I can
keep the ball rolling and get the experience I need to make better
flicks... well, who knows where things can end up.



Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 12:47 AM


Ok... What's the budget again? You can get noticed out of the gate, it requires taking a certain tack with a project. If it's experience and building, that's cool... but, it can end up being a money, time and effort hole trying to compete with the crowd. You already locked into your screenplay/s?

Posted by: otho at December 08, 2015 12:59 AM (EWg9n)

475 That's too wordy to compete with the Che Che story.

Posted by: needs an editor, some punching up ... at December 08, 2015 01:00 AM (fRm0X)

476 Fries without Ketchup is unAmerican.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:00 AM (9YDUz)

477 #469

For the umpteenth time, Muslim is not a race, it's a religious belief.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 01:01 AM (kXoT0)

478 470: Gerald McRaney is a solid actor. Simon & Simon was helped by following Magnum PI. I liked both shows.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2015 01:01 AM (NGd+i)

479 Fries without Ketchup is unAmerican.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:00 AM (9YDUz)


fries without ketchup is unAmerican, however it is also un American to eat chicken or fish with ketchup.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 01:01 AM (vb33c)

480 Fries without Ketchup is unAmerican.

Just like "refugees" without a grudge?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2015 01:02 AM (YJmuy)

481 How did he make the girl cry when she was out parking the car?

Posted by: plot holes at December 08, 2015 01:02 AM (fRm0X)

482 I cant help it sad Islima rambles and so does guilt ridden white privilege CEO

I felt it was important to get the original text

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 01:02 AM (zOTsN)

483 i see some comments on perseverance and thought this might be interesting.

moondog

i heard a smidgen of music in an ad that brought big brother and the holding company to mind. i looked the band up on wikipedia and noticed that one of their songs was written by someone named moondog. moondog? moondoggy? some hippy surfer dude? no

moondog was louis hardin, a composer, poet and inventor who dressed like a vikingb with a long beard and hung out on the streets of nyc like a homeless, crazy bum in 19 1940's - 60's. he knew many classical and jazz musicians such as bernstein and parker. he once sued (and won) alan freed over the name "moondog" by having the likes of tyoscanini testify on his behalf.

his compositions are interesting and anticipate minimalism directly influencing glass, although they were seldom produced. two albums he did in the 1960's can be heard on youtube and are worth a listen. check it out.

he later moved to germany for about 20 years writing music with the help of a young girlfriend. he was blind from the age of 16.

that's perseverance.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 08, 2015 01:02 AM (WTSFk)

484 the whole restaurant should have attack the grumpy old fart
Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 12:58 AM (zOTsN)

Really, why not have Loretta Lynch arrest him?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 01:03 AM (kXoT0)

485 "somehow my dvr started recording simon and simon episodes. somehow I watched a couple."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 12:52 AM (vb33c)

The old joke goes, "My DVR Thinks I'm Gay!"

Your DVR is homing-in on you, Sir.

The next step is converting your lamps into tattle-tales. Stay alert.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:03 AM (OQ9R7)

486 470: Gerald McRaney is a solid actor. Simon & Simon was helped by following Magnum PI. I liked both shows.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2015 01:01 AM (NGd+i)


yeah, when I was a kid I liked the younger brother AJ better but now I find him more annoying and Rick is the cooler of the two. whatever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 01:03 AM (vb33c)

487 Whoever gets the NFC East in the first round of the playoffs should get a bye.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at December 08, 2015 01:03 AM (gjGXC)

488 "Fries without Ketchup is unAmerican."
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:00 AM (9YDUz)

I agree.

*And "X" Gets the Square*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:05 AM (OQ9R7)

489 How did he make the girl cry when she was out parking the car?
Posted by: plot holes at December 08, 2015 01:02 AM (fRm0X)



she had a tear stained burkah.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 01:05 AM (vb33c)

490 Then mark me down as Un-Amurrican, I don't like ketchup on fries, probably because I don't like tomatoes.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 01:06 AM (kXoT0)

491 the whole restaurant should have attack the grumpy old fart
---
At least that will be in the note she leaves when she bombs the place next week

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 01:07 AM (ZbV+0)

492 How did he make the girl cry when she was out parking the car?

He was in psychic contact via her hair rays.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2015 01:07 AM (YJmuy)

493 C'mon OGCA -- just like at the swimming pool -- "Marco!"

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:07 AM (EzgxV)

494 >>470 not sure simon and simon is so bad, it has weathered well enough over the years. best part is the intro.



Well, the intro and their little robot pal.

Posted by: Donald Trump at December 08, 2015 01:09 AM (jOCta)

495 As we turn to leave, Leilah, in tears, says, "Just go [sic] everyone
knows we were told very racist things and this restaurant doesn't feel
the need to address it because who cares about us?" And somebody called
out, "Nobody." and we left. Because it was true.



She feels bad. Americans feel ... dead. So fuck this bitch. The guy was right: she should be back in fucking Saudi Arabia, home of the goat humpers. And no cares about your Saudi bitch. Or you, you limp-dicked cocksucker. Don't like that? We're restricting ourselves to words. Your lot would be beheading people.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:09 AM (oKE6c)

496 So we've got the aggrieved muzzies vociferously complaining, and we've got the restaurant management abjectly apologizing, and between them there does not seem to be anyone who understands the concept of a paragraph.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 01:09 AM (noWW6)

497 490 Then mark me down as Un-Amurrican, I don't like ketchup on fries, probably because I don't like tomatoes.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 01:06 AM (kXoT0)



I don't like ketchup on anything because my post-college roommate's dad managed a huge ranch in the Central Valley of California and I found out that the official standard for ketchup tomatoes was that they could be no more than 3% mold by weight.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:10 AM (EzgxV)

498 Meadow Soprano couldn't park her Lexus to save her life in the last episode of the series ... is that racist too?

Posted by: or did shitty parking save her life? at December 08, 2015 01:10 AM (fRm0X)

499 Leilah, in tears, says, "Just go [sic] everyone knows we were told very racist things and this restaurant doesn't feel the need to address it because who cares about us?" And somebody called out, "Nobody." and we left. Because it was true.

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:10 AM (zc3Db)

500 Then he says, "She should just go back to Saudi Arabia where she came from." and nobody said anything.


Not even an "Amen?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:11 AM (oKE6c)

501 Really Jay?

sigh

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:11 AM (uZNvH)

502 readers digest version

2 women, both covered up, one in line to get a table while the other parks the car

grumpy old guy is also waiting for a table, watches the other gal parking and says she is a bad driver and should go back to Saudi

gal in line over hears him and confronts with the classic "What did you say?"

he repeats it. and adds "And the same goes for you. What? You have a gun in there? Just go ahead and shoot me."


well. Hostess seats him right quick so there isnt a fight, plus he was already in line

parking friend comes inside. Woman in line tells her friend what he said. They both complain to the Hostess who says there isnt anything she can do

Parking woman says "Just go [sic] everyone knows we were told very racist things and this restaurant doesn't feel the need to address it because who cares about us?"

and some unknown person in the restaurant said "nobody"

CEO covers himself in burlap and ashes, beats himself with a cat of nine tails, cuts off his genitals and repents

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 01:11 AM (zOTsN)

503 499 Leilah, in tears, says, "Just go [sic] everyone knows we were told very racist things and this restaurant doesn't feel the need to address it because who cares about us?" And somebody called out, "Nobody." and we left. Because it was true.

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:10 AM (zc3Db)



But did they leave to go back to Saudi Arabia????? Noooooooo.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:11 AM (EzgxV)

504 Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 12:58 AM (zOTsN)

Store Leaders? and Team members???

Not Managers and Wait staff?

CEO is an ultra Lib....

And does not understand that the Gentleman HAS Freedom of Speech... the 'women' do NOT have a Right to not be offended...

Posted by: 9th Circuit Court at December 08, 2015 01:11 AM (qh617)

505 470 not sure simon and simon is so bad, it has weathered well enough over the years. best part is the intro.



Well, the intro and their little robot pal.
Posted by: Donald Trump at December 08, 2015 01:09 AM (jOCta)



you're thinking of a different show, simon and simon has the little guy that rings the bell and says kiss my grits.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 01:12 AM (vb33c)

506 Fries without Ketchup is unAmerican.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:00 AM (9YDUz)


Ketchup is an abomination.

If you need ketchup to eat fries, then the fries are garbage worse than ketchup itself.

'Tis a sin to cover tasty food with ketchup.

Posted by: The Nautious Hat at December 08, 2015 01:12 AM (vBeA5)

507 Fries without Ketchup is unAmerican.

-Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:00 AM (9YDUz)


Meh. Fries taste great all by their lonesome.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:12 AM (zc3Db)

508
"Then mark me down as Un-Amurrican, I don't like ketchup on fries, probably because I don't like tomatoes."
-Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at December 08, 2015 01:06 AM (kXoT0)

*makes a note of it*

BTW... I'm not much of a sloppy, gelatinous tomato "fan", either. That's why I enjoy Roma Tomatoes. They are "meaty" without being sloppy.

As far as the ketchup goes? --Moar!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:12 AM (OQ9R7)

509 Leilah, in tears, says, "Just go [sic] everyone knows we were told
very racist things and this restaurant doesn't feel the need to address
it because who cares about us?"



If I'd been CEO: "Oh, so sorry. Here's a ham sandwich to make it up to you. Or would you prefer a BLT?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:12 AM (oKE6c)

510 What would the woefully underrated philosophers Testicles, Vas Deferens, and Cowpers have to say about penis transplants?

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2015 01:13 AM (vsbNu)

511 Hmmm... How did the guy know she was from Saudi?

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 01:14 AM (qh617)

512 507 Fries without Ketchup is unAmerican.

-Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:00 AM (9YDUz)

Meh. Fries taste great all by their lonesome.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:12 AM (zc3Db)




Not if you fry 'em in vegetable oil.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:14 AM (EzgxV)

513 501 Really Jay?
sigh
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:11 AM (uZNvH)



Yeah. Really. Flush out your headgear. We need to push back against this bullshit.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:14 AM (oKE6c)

514 -Posted by: The Nautious Hat at December 08, 2015 01:12 AM (vBeA5)

YOU are Dead To Me!

*rips collar*

Enjoy your Type O Negative in solitude!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:15 AM (OQ9R7)

515 Yeah. Really. Flush out your headgear. We need to push back against this bullshit.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:14 AM (oKE6c)

By prejudging all Muslims as terrorists?
That is just lazy, let alone wrong.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:15 AM (uZNvH)

516 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGiQOCX9UbM

Posted by: just before some redneck made Austin Powers cry at December 08, 2015 01:17 AM (fRm0X)

517 I don't like ketchup on fries, probably because I don't like tomatoes.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil


No accounting for taste or lack there of.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:17 AM (9YDUz)

518 Ketchup is an abomination.

If you need ketchup to eat fries, then the fries are garbage worse than ketchup itself.

'Tis a sin to cover tasty food with ketchup.

Posted by: The Nautious Hat at December 08, 2015 01:12 AM (vBeA5)

*****

Mustard is the most serious abomination in the food taste coverup, by a long shot.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 01:17 AM (3rK8j)

519 Not if you fry 'em in vegetable oil.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:14 AM (EzgxV)


I'm okay with fries in vegetable oil. A little less tasty but, for me, the most important part is that they are hot and slightly crunchy. Other than that, it's up to the good, ol' potatoes and a handful of salt.

I still love McDonald's fries and they must be frying them in distilled water, by now!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:17 AM (zc3Db)

520 "Ketchup is an abomination."

If I ever see you, I'm going to fight you.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:18 AM (OQ9R7)

521 "I found out that the official standard for ketchup tomatoes was that they could be no more than 3% mold by weight."

Wait till you see the standard for field insect body parts in breakfast cereal.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 01:19 AM (noWW6)

522 Jay, you were a professor, right? How many Muslim students did you have in your class? How many of them were anything other than polite and respectful to you?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:19 AM (uZNvH)

523 By prejudging all Muslims as terrorists?
That is just lazy, let alone wrong.


Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:15 AM (uZNvH)

I say again: you need to flush your headgear. You lack the intellect to grasp the struggle in which we are engaged, much against our will. It is existential. We cannot afford pseudo-intellectual niceties.
We were willing to assume all Germans were Nazis, and bombed them accordingly. I am willing to assume all Muslims are terrorists, and treat them accordingly, until and unless they distinguish themselves from the terrorists. Which, I note, they have to date singularly failed to do.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:19 AM (oKE6c)

524 515 Yeah. Really. Flush out your headgear. We need to push back against this bullshit.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:14 AM (oKE6c)
By prejudging all Muslims as terrorists?
That is just lazy, let alone wrong.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:15 AM (uZNvH)



Anyone wearing a burka in the western world is an activist for political (terrorist) Islam or the slave of some goatfucker holding her leash. If you look at Iran in the 70's, they didn't wear burkas there. If you look at most of the ME, no city folk wore burkas until radical Islam became dominant.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:20 AM (EzgxV)

525 Huh.

Ketchup war and sad muslim chicks.

Only the 'horde.

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 01:20 AM (zyIlW)

526 Mustard is the most serious abomination in the food taste coverup, by a long shot.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 01:17 AM (3rK8j)


Say what??!!?

P.S. If you are referring to it being used on fries than I take back my being taken aback, but if you are making a general statement about mustard then ... for shame!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:20 AM (zc3Db)

527 "Wait til you see the standard for field insect body parts in breakfast cereal."
-Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 01:19 AM (noWW6)

...and I still love Raisin Bran.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:21 AM (OQ9R7)

528 Ketchup is an abomination.

If you need ketchup to eat fries, then the fries are garbage worse than ketchup itself.

'Tis a sin to cover tasty food with ketchup.

Posted by: The Nautious Hat

'Hat's because you're fish-faced position is that of a tainted fool.

Surface for a bit, and exhale the seaweed that's snorkled up your intakes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:21 AM (9YDUz)

529 I am willing to assume all Muslims are terrorists, and treat them accordingly, until and unless they distinguish themselves from the terrorists. Which, I note, they have to date singularly failed to do.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:19 AM (oKE6c)

******

*Golf clap*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 01:21 AM (3rK8j)

530 515
By prejudging all Muslims as terrorists?
That is just lazy, let alone wrong.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:15 AM (uZNvH)


I'm in favor of making them unwelcome, in any way possible.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:21 AM (sdi6R)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:21 AM (9YDUz)

532 521 "I found out that the official standard for ketchup tomatoes was that they could be no more than 3% mold by weight."

Wait till you see the standard for field insect body parts in breakfast cereal.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 01:19 AM (noWW6)



I don't eat that crap, either.



Peanut butter can be full of surprises.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:22 AM (EzgxV)

533 I don't want them around me.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:22 AM (sdi6R)

534 otho, my budget is still in the growing stages and I'm definitely not locked into a screenplay yet.

True, there are ways to get producers to notice you more. Not sure I want to turn my concept into "Priscilla The Queen Of The Desert and Hedwig The Angry Inch Get Dry Humped By Zombies in Mojave" yet however. :-)

But all kidding aside, your ideas and brainstorms are more than welcome. Let's hear 'em.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 01:22 AM (ntObR)

535 Security footage of Leilah parking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEsqNgWDJRI


Posted by: Willy J. at December 08, 2015 01:23 AM (wHX4r)

536 Ketchup, schmetchup, we all know things go better with coke.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 08, 2015 01:23 AM (fRm0X)

537 Anyone wearing a burka in the western world is an activist for political
(terrorist) Islam or the slave of some goatfucker holding her leash.
---
And the ones who just do what they're told are every bit the threat the ones giving the orders are.

And even if they're 'innocent' in the broadest possible sense of the word, it's long past time for them to take some heat for what their religion has done to us.

Doing nothing has not caused them to fix it. It's time for another approach.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 01:23 AM (ZbV+0)

538 By prejudging all Muslims as terrorists?
That is just lazy, let alone wrong.


Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:15 AM (uZNvH)


No. By correctly assessing the koran as a terrorist manual.

chemjeff, give it up on the defense of islam. It's a no-win proposition. Or at least do yourself a favor and study the koran a bit so that you have an idea of what you are defending.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:23 AM (zc3Db)

539 Good luck with you movie, qdpsteve.

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 01:23 AM (zyIlW)

540 Say what??!!?

P.S. If you are referring to it being used on fries than I take back my being taken aback, but if you are making a general statement about mustard then ... for shame!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:20 AM (zc3Db)

****

The comment I was responding to was about covering up the taste of food. My contention is that Mustard does that much more so than Ketchup. Stronger taste.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 01:23 AM (3rK8j)

541 The flavor of mustard can range from downright icky to literally otherworldly-fantastic.

Ketchup, OTOH, is pretty much always ketchup. (Or catsup.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 01:24 AM (ntObR)

542 I dont know if these women were terrorists. I think the old man was rude. But how on earth is the restaurant responsible? and how on earth are all the other patrons responsible as they 2 women claim?

I think the hostess tried to defuse the situation by separating the parties. good for her

as for the other patrons being silent? I am not getting in the middle of that

plus this happened in Austin, very near the UT campus on Sunday morning. This is a very very liberal environment

pardon me but I am not sure I believe everything is exactly as these women perceived. They may even be motivated to lie or exaggerate.


Clock boy anyone? I didnt think he was a terrorist but I did think he was an agitator

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 01:24 AM (zOTsN)

543 SMFH, thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 01:24 AM (ntObR)

544 However, I wouldn't go out of my way to be rude to female Muslims. It's male Muslims who are the real problem.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:25 AM (sdi6R)

545 G'bless the NorKors if they develop ketchup laden chicken eggs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:25 AM (9YDUz)

546 *HAH!*

Something saved your ass, Weft! That wasn't "Karma" and you know it!

LMAO!

Also... quality comment.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:25 AM (OQ9R7)

547 The comment I was responding to was about covering up the taste of food. My contention is that Mustard does that much more so than Ketchup. Stronger taste.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 01:23 AM (3rK8j)


That's what I thought ...

Blasphemer!!

Mustardphobe!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:27 AM (zc3Db)

548 Jay, you are attempting to use situational ethics in order to rationalize some very un-conservative ideas. The ends don't justify the means.

In WW2 we declared war against the nation of Germany. We aren't in a declared war against all of Islam, you know.

Muslims, like all individuals, deserve to be treated with the dignity and respect of an individual. That doesn't mean they all are entitled to citizenship or even entitled to stay here or anything like that. But presuming that they are all terrorists is just not right.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:28 AM (uZNvH)

549 However, I wouldn't go out of my way to be rude to female Muslims. It's male Muslims who are the real problem.


Posted by: rickl

Fugly for Jihad begs to differ

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 01:28 AM (zOTsN)

550 Mustard is the most serious abomination in the food taste coverup, by a long shot.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 01:17 AM (3rK8j)


Good mustard is devine.

Ketchup is Satan's fap spludge.

Posted by: The Ketchup of the Beast at December 08, 2015 01:28 AM (vBeA5)

551 548
We aren't in a declared war against all of Islam, you know.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:28 AM (uZNvH)


We should be.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:29 AM (sdi6R)

552 "The comment I was responding to was about covering
up the taste of food. My contention is that Mustard does that much more
so than Ketchup. Stronger taste.
}
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 01:23 AM (3rK8j)

I agree. Nothing covers-up gas-station sandwiches' mystery-meat better than mustard!

-I am a veteran of gas station sandwiches.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:29 AM (OQ9R7)

553 Something saved your ass, Weft! That wasn't "Karma" and you know it!

LMAO!

Also... quality comment.
Posted by: Slapweasel


Ah rely on the kindness of stranger...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:29 AM (9YDUz)

554 ThunderB, I'm pretty much with you.

I'm a huge believer in, be a jerk to the guy who's being a jerk. If these Muslim women were making a big stink in the restaurant, screaming at the waitress because they serve pork, etc etc, yeah, I'd personally have a much harder time keeping my lip zipped.

But if they're just going their merry way, enjoying the morning, eating their halal breakfast, not being rude to the waitstaff, leave a nice tip, have kids with them who seem to be nicely assimilating... leave 'em alone. My hunch is that if they were radicals, they wouldn't be out munching happily side-by-side with infidels.

Okay everybody, go ahead and tell me what a Pollyanna I am. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 01:29 AM (ntObR)

555 That's what I thought ...

Blasphemer!!

Mustardphobe!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:27 AM (zc3Db)

*****

Yep. Labels proudly worn, even though I like mustard in its various form on mustard appropriate things.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 01:30 AM (3rK8j)

556 remember the Houston Chronicle is taking the facts exactly as the complaining women presented them, and of course they presented them in a light most favorable to themselves

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 01:30 AM (zOTsN)

557 G'night everyone.

And to whoever set TB3K up tonight, thank you. You are penicillin to troll gonorrhea.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2015 01:30 AM (YJmuy)

558 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:23 AM (zc3Db)

I'm not defending Islam, actually. I really don't care what their book says. People are free to read whatever books they wish, even ones that say some terrible things. I'm defending the dignity of each individual human being, Muslim or not. I'm defending your right to be treated humanely should the government ever decide to turn on you.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:30 AM (uZNvH)

559 OGCA -- I'm not giving up on you, but I am going quiet. Sleep well, and wake, and we may yet find you some dogbane on the morrow.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:30 AM (EzgxV)

560 I like to dip my fast food fries in my chocolate shake. Salty and sweet=yummy.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 08, 2015 01:31 AM (GzDYP)

561 "Ketchup is Satan's fap spludge"
-Posted by: The Ketchup of the Beast at December 08, 2015 01:28 AM (vBeA5)

You.

Yard. --->

...NOW!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:31 AM (OQ9R7)

562 look, mustard and ketchup are fundamental elements of America! Can't you see?! Can't you see?!

*Charles Heston Pose*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:32 AM (9YDUz)

563 544 However, I wouldn't go out of my way to be rude to female Muslims. It's male Muslims who are the real problem.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:25 AM (sdi6R)



Oh, really?

Posted by: San Bernadino jihadette at December 08, 2015 01:32 AM (EzgxV)

564 G'Night, Blanco!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:32 AM (OQ9R7)

565 Uh oh, I just saw Slapweasel pull off his belt...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 01:32 AM (ntObR)

566 We should be.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:29 AM (sdi6R)

We aren't, and shouldn't beTerrorism is the problem

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:32 AM (uZNvH)

567 We aren't in a declared war against all of Islam, you know.

I am ... because they are in a declared war against us. It's in their manual, man.

Muslims, like all individuals, deserve to be treated with the dignity and respect of an individual. That doesn't mean they all are entitled to citizenship or even entitled to stay here or anything like that. But presuming that they are all terrorists is just not right.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:28 AM (uZNvH)


islam is not an individualistic ideology and muslimns are not from individualistic cultures. You are doing yourself (and everyone else) a disservice by trying to force your own view of individualism on them.

In addition to that, quaint ideas of individualism don't matter in conflict. We firebombed cities in WWII. We killed lots of individuals who might have even been sympathetic to us. TOugh titties. That's what happens.

The fact that you are addressing muslims about "the dignity and respect of an individual" when that is about the furthest thing from reality in muzzie culture.

Sheesh. How naive can one person be, really?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:33 AM (zc3Db)

568 Terrorism is the problem, not Islam
You don't have to be Muslim to be a terrorist
Not all Muslims are terrorists

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:33 AM (uZNvH)

569

I think they wouldnt let it go with the old fart. They kept coming up to him and then kept complaining to the hostess

wonder what the other patrons have to say? I find Texans exceedingly polite but not prone to taking a whole lot of shit

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 01:33 AM (zOTsN)

570 We aren't in a declared war against all of Islam, you know.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:28 AM (uZNvH)

*****

Yet, Islam is at War with us. They will tell you so, if you are willing to listen.

Every one of them? No. As a movement? Yep.

It must be frustrating for them to tell us that they are at War with us, and to then get told "No, you're not, and shut up!".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 01:34 AM (3rK8j)

571 566
We aren't, and shouldn't beTerrorism is the problem
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:32 AM (uZNvH)


No, Islam is the problem. Terrorism is a tactic.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:34 AM (sdi6R)

572 The old guy may have been rude, but it's no secret some people just aren't meant to park cars.

You
can buy $25,000 Fords which will do the job for you, or, if you're a
Saudi princess, a $130,000 7-series which will also perfume the air and hot-coal-
massage your buttocks while it does so.

Posted by: conflict avoidance at December 08, 2015 01:34 AM (fRm0X)

573 chemjeff,

Some mutterings and dirty looks will be the least of their worries if, God forbid, ISIS decides to turn an elementary school into a snuff film.

Now imagine those videos all over the 'net.

People being who they are, they're going to have a much more visceral reaction seeing atrocities being committed in your neighborhood as opposed to 1000s of miles away.

As long as these attacks occur--and they will, both in frequency and lethality--people are going to react accordingly.

Right or wrong, this is where we're at.

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 01:35 AM (zyIlW)

574 We aren't in a declared war against all of Islam, you know.
---
Because those who would formally declare war are largely on their side against us. A great many muslim organizations have declared war on us in the name of all islam, and the rest of islam has done nothing at all to deny their authority. They mostly just like to play the game where they cry for sympathy knowing gullible westerners will eat it up. All the while they laugh at all the fools they deceive and dream of the day when their more active brethren will slit your throat.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 01:35 AM (ZbV+0)

575 Terrorism is the problem, not Islam
You don't have to be Muslim to be a terrorist
Not all Muslims are terrorists
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:33 AM (uZNvH)

******

That is complete and utter bullshit.

You sound like the Pussy in Chief with a statement like that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 01:36 AM (3rK8j)

576 "Uh oh, I just saw Slapweasel pull off his belt..."
-Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 01:32 AM (ntObR)

Shit... that reminds me of that sound I heard when Dad was having no more of it.

*flap-flap-flap-flap*

-Runs
-Grabbed
-Whooped
-Beaten
-Learn't

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:36 AM (OQ9R7)

577 522 Jay, you were a professor, right? How many Muslim students did you have in your class? How many of them were anything other than polite and respectful to you?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:19 AM (uZNvH)



Effectively none; certainly none in my group,* I was in top tier institutions that didn't have to take in Third World types for their tuition money. I only really knew one, a grad student at Berkeley, and I wouldn't have trusted that fucker as far as I could spit, even though we got on OK. He spent four years in Berkeley eating yogurt - breakfast, lunch, and dinner - because it was the only halal food he could find. He also thought the CIA had caused a drought back home in Buttfuckistan. This, from someone who now has a Ph.D. in chemistry from Berkeley.

Consider this: young Syed's superiors would probably say that he'd been polite and respectful to them as well. That is, if any of them survived Syed's attack.


*The most visible ethnicity among my undergraduates was Jewish, as
evidenced by the squawks I got about scheduling an exam on a given date;
I'd had no idea there were so many Jewish religious holidays, and I
eventually learned to check beforehand with one of my Jewish colleagues
to avoid this problem.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:36 AM (oKE6c)

578 And to whoever set TB3K up tonight, thank you. You are penicillin to troll gonorrhea.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2015 01:30 AM (YJmuy)


Ira is attacking the blog again.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 01:37 AM (wqVD1)

579 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:33 AM (zc3Db)

Well I am a Westerner, speaking in terms of Western culture.


Once again we aren't at war with Islam. The problem is terrorism, not Islam. I don't care what their "instruction manual" says. People are free to read whatever manual they wish. It is only if they choose to act in a manner that infringes on someone's rights that they should be held liable.


I can't believe you all want to criminalize a religion. Have you lost your collective minds, throwing out 500 years of religious liberty?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:37 AM (uZNvH)

580 The Muslim who tries to kill me is my enemy.

The Muslim that helps them is my enemy.

The Muslim who stands there and does nothing is also my enemy.

It may not be fair, but it is still true.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 01:38 AM (MQEz6)

581 Apparently I cannot avoid conflict with Minx formatting, though ...

Posted by: 0.7 alpha at December 08, 2015 01:38 AM (fRm0X)

582
"The old guy may have been rude, but it's no secret some people just aren't meant to park cars."

Eleanor Holmes Norton called while you were out. She said she'd call back.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 01:39 AM (noWW6)

583 I can't believe you all want to criminalize a religion. Have you lost your collective minds, throwing out 500 years of religious liberty?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:37 AM (uZNvH)


who is making Islam criminal?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 01:39 AM (zOTsN)

584 575 Terrorism is the problem, not Islam. You don't have to be Muslim to be a terrorist. Not all Muslims are terrorists
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:33 AM (uZNvH)



This is the stupidest statement I've seen in a long time. Critique your own reasoning here, or I will doubt your intellectual chops to be a scientist.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:39 AM (oKE6c)

585 I'm not defending Islam, actually.

But you are.

I really don't care what their book says.

You certainly should. I can't think of any reason why you wouldn't be interested in finding out something more about islam.

People are free to read whatever books they wish, even ones that say some terrible things.

Okey doke. We "read" our Constitution to get direction on our political architecture. muzzies read the koran. It's more than just some novel. It is their defining political document. You should be interested in it as you should have been interested in what motivated the Soviets during the Cold War.

I'm defending the dignity of each individual human being, Muslim or not. I'm defending your right to be treated humanely should the government ever decide to turn on you.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:30 AM (uZNvH)


Don't do me any favors, jeff. Your defense of muzzies does not aid in any defense of my individual rights.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:40 AM (zc3Db)

586 Uh oh, I just saw Slapweasel pull off his belt...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 01:32 AM (ntObR)


Not everyone is into that...

Posted by: The Not-so-kinky Hat at December 08, 2015 01:40 AM (vBeA5)

587 I can't believe you all want to criminalize a religion. Have you lost
your collective minds, throwing out 500 years of religious liberty?



I want to revive the Aztec religion, and eviscerate sacrifices on a stone altar. Cool?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:41 AM (oKE6c)

588 I can't believe you all want to criminalize a religion. Have you lost your collective minds, throwing out 500 years of religious liberty?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:37 AM (uZNvH)

*****

Have you lost your singular mind by not listening to what they are telling us is their position, backed up by, ya know, following through and killing people?

Every one of them? No.

Do I want to wait and see if little Hadji turns into Jihadi Hadji? No.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 01:41 AM (3rK8j)

589 579
Once again we aren't at war with Islam. The problem is terrorism, not Islam. I don't care what their "instruction manual" says. People are free to read whatever manual they wish. It is only if they choose to act in a manner that infringes on someone's rights that they should be held liable.


I can't believe you all want to criminalize a religion. Have you lost your collective minds, throwing out 500 years of religious liberty?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:37 AM (uZNvH)


Islam is at war with the ENTIRE WORLD. That has been the case for 1400 years. They intend to subjugate and dominate the ENTIRE WORLD. Allah wills it.

If we don't realize that we are at war, take it seriously, and act accordingly, we will lose.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:42 AM (sdi6R)

590 Islam is not a religion.

It is a cookbook for conquest and enslavement disguised as a religion.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 01:42 AM (MQEz6)

591 Umm Jay, you are the one who is attempting to use situational ethics to justify wartime behavior when we aren't at war.

Which of my three statements is false?

- Terrorism is the problem, not Islam.

As evidenced by the very large number of Muslims who manage not to blow anyone up every single day

- You don't have to be Muslim to be a terrorist

Also self-evidently true

- Not all Muslims are terrorists

Even you conceded that this was an assumption that you make, not a literal fact

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:42 AM (uZNvH)

592 otho, my budget is still in the growing stages and I'm definitely not locked into a screenplay yet.



True, there are ways to get producers to notice you more. Not sure I
want to turn my concept into "Priscilla The Queen Of The Desert and
Hedwig The Angry Inch Get Dry Humped By Zombies in Mojave" yet however.
:-)



But all kidding aside, your ideas and brainstorms are more than welcome. Let's hear 'em.



Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 01:22 AM


LOL... no, you don't have to go in that direction. Ideally this is something that should be discussed without the limitations of this format of paragraph bites. Depends a lot on where your focus is at... if you want to become a better director and have your technique noticed (you can get for hire work, etc) then the steady approach is probably the way to go. If you are more inclined to focus on the/each film on it's own merit... shoot for the stars. Go with what you know, don't settle for anything less than a kickass concept (and/or a very fucked up one) for the horror genre, or, look at a cracking script for something in the comedy vein (this can be done in the concept/ideas stage). Don't go with the "crowd"... there are plenty of good directors and good films that get nowhere for a variety of reasons... In summary- stand out from the crowd. Wish I could discuss this at length...

Posted by: otho at December 08, 2015 01:42 AM (EWg9n)

593 Republican wins black-majority legislative seat in Georgia

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ntsbsjr

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 08, 2015 01:42 AM (vBeA5)

594 "I want to revive the Aztec religion, and eviscerate sacrifices on a stone altar. Cool?"

----------

Pffft.

Piker.

Posted by: Ancient Hawaiians at December 08, 2015 01:43 AM (zyIlW)

595 Islam is not a religion.

oh for heaven's sake, yes it is

It's not a religion I particularly care for, but it is a religion

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:43 AM (uZNvH)

596 There is a Moderate Muslin Reformation afoot, boys and girls. (sp) Zudhi Jasser and others amongst them.

YES, it is a Death Cult, but we must applaud those amongst them who preach peace and reformation.

...right?

Oh... and what is the name of that Afghani girl who appears on Megan Kelly often?

They're out there. Few and far-between, but they're out there.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:43 AM (OQ9R7)

597 I can't believe you all want to criminalize a religion. Have you lost
your collective minds, throwing out 500 years of religious liberty?


That only applies to Judeo-Christian faiths and agnostics who are willing to act like us. It was never meant to apply to anyone else.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 01:43 AM (ZbV+0)

598 I can't believe you all want to criminalize a religion.

Preach it, Brother!

Posted by: Thuggees everywhere ... at December 08, 2015 01:43 AM (oZKRQ)

599 I can't believe you all want to criminalize a religion. Have you lost your collective minds, throwing out 500 years of religious liberty?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:37 AM (uZNvH)


1) islam isn't a religion. IT's a political ideology, like communism and it should be treated no better than communism was treated during the Cold War (and still should be .. though America is too stupid to understand that anymore).

2) who said anything about criminalizing? Why do you have to make up stuff like this, jeff?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:44 AM (zc3Db)

600 otho, no, you're making sense.

Trust me, nothing is in stone for the actual plot. I hope for it to contain at least a few surprises.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 01:45 AM (ntObR)

601
Islam is at war with the ENTIRE WORLD. That has been the case for
1400 years. They intend to subjugate and dominate the ENTIRE WORLD.
Allah wills it.


Well goody for them. If some Muslim nation invades the US or one of our allies then we can talk about declaring war.


But the individual Muslims who don't really care about conquering the world, caliphates, or any of that, I see no reason to judge them as guilty as the worldwide conquerors that you claim the rest of them are.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:45 AM (uZNvH)

602 595,

Get thee to a library.

Islam didn't spread by the power of persuasive stories and cute booth babes.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 01:46 AM (MQEz6)

603 I hope for it to contain at least a few surprises.

Hire Charlie Sheen ...

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at December 08, 2015 01:47 AM (oZKRQ)

604 islam isn't a religion.

oh yes it is

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:47 AM (uZNvH)

605 Adriane, hah!! ;-)

Don't know if I can afford enough hookers, condoms and blow...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 01:47 AM (ntObR)

606 oh for heaven's sake, yes it is

It's not a religion I particularly care for, but it is a religion
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:43 AM (uZNvH)

****

Nice reveal, Jeff. Now, go read what Islam's book says they are REQUIRED to do to us Infidels and unbelievers.

Go on, it is in the BooK about their RELIGION.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 01:47 AM (3rK8j)

607 - Terrorism is the problem, not Islam.

Terrorism is not a problem. It is a tactic. We are not at war with Terrorism.

We are at war with anyone who practices jihad. We are at war with anyone who seeks to restore or expand the Caliphate. We are at war with anyone who supports them either through donation (see every muslim charity), dress (see every burqa), or prayer.

Frankly we should be at war with every liberal who gives them aid and comfort, too.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 01:48 AM (ZbV+0)

608 568 Terrorism is the problem, not Islam
You don't have to be Muslim to be a terrorist
Not all Muslims are terrorists

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:33 AM (uZNvH)



A substantial majority of terrorists the world over are Islamic Jihadists. Just because it might be sane to stomp the Tamil Tigers, the Basques, or the IRA once in a while doesn't mean we have to be stupid. And, yes -- stomping mellow, anti-jihadist Muslims has a way of making some of them pro-jihadists.....but bombing the ever-loving shit out of dreamy-eyed goofballs sending $5 donations and simpering, "I wish I could be a Jihadist, too" should absolutely be on the table.



And that includes the Saudis -- we should repo Aramco and tell 'em -- "we built it, we financed it, and we developed it from 1932 -- while you herded camels; and you stole it in pieces from 1950-1980. You then looted it for 35 years, seeding terrorism and hate throughout the world because we were nice guys. Well, we're being forced to return to the sandbox, and we think that the next 35 years should profit Americans while you guys go back to herding camels." [ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saudi_Aramco ]

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:48 AM (EzgxV)

609 people feel unprotected by their government

and frankly if I see a woman in a burka or a muslim man making a stink in public I am gonna pay extra attention

it isnt about criminalizing all muslims or making Islam a crime

its situational awareness

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 01:48 AM (zOTsN)

610 "I want to revive the Aztec religion, and eviscerate sacrifices on a stone altar. Cool?"

Apparently a lot of progressives would be down with that.

Iowahawk posted a photo on Twitter of the NYC "People's Climate March", in which there was a giant replica of an Aztec stone deity head, and ranks of worshippers prostrating themselves submissively before it in loincloths and feathered headdresses.

Iowahawk titled it, "Look, everyone: SCIENCE!"

Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 01:48 AM (noWW6)

611 Islam spread by conquest and enslavement.

It is a historical fact.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 01:48 AM (MQEz6)

612 Islam didn't spread by the power of persuasive stories and cute booth babes.

You're right! Islam had a violent past. I'm not claiming otherwise.

I'm talking about the *individual* Muslim who may want absolutely nothing to do with conquest, terrorism, subjugation, or any of the rest. Why should this individual be judged as guilty as the ISIS people?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:48 AM (uZNvH)

613 Terrorism is not a problem. It is a tactic. We are not at war with Terrorism.

We are at war with anyone who practices jihad. We are at war with anyone who seeks to restore or expand the Caliphate. We are at war with anyone who supports them either through donation (see every muslim charity), dress (see every burqa), or prayer.

Frankly we should be at war with every liberal who gives them aid and comfort, too.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 01:48 AM (ZbV+0)


this

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 01:49 AM (zOTsN)

614 Got a newsletter, cooth?

Posted by: Ancient Hawaiians at December 08, 2015 01:49 AM (zyIlW)

615
But the individual Muslims who don't really care about conquering the world, caliphates, or any of that, I see no reason to judge them as guilty as the worldwide conquerors that you claim the rest of them are.



Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:45 AM (uZNvH)


In America you CHOOSE your religion.

They chose one that says they must fight Jihad against Infidels, until Islam rules the world.

Its a CHOICE....

They could change... but won't... they make the decision to follow that book, which preaches Jihad.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 01:50 AM (qh617)

616 Off sock.

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 01:50 AM (zyIlW)

617 cthulhu, repo Aramco? OMG.

We could wipe out the national debt in one freakin' year.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 01:50 AM (ntObR)

618 >>>Islam is not a religion.

oh for heaven's sake, yes it is

It's not a religion I particularly care for, but it is a religion

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:43 AM (uZNvH)


No, it's not. It's a political ideology with an attached mythology. islam demands the power of state everywhere, which makes it a political ideology.

You know, jefrf, there's a reason why Ataturk gave the secular military supreme power in Turkey and there's a reason why turkey was the most civilized of all the islamic nations for so long. Ataturk, being a muslim, understood islam.

islam is a political ideology - an aggressive, violent, belligerent, expansive political ideology that looks to make EVERYONE and EVERYTHING submit to them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:50 AM (zc3Db)

619 "Well, we're being forced to return to the sandbox, and we think that the
next 35 years should profit Americans while you guys go back to herding
camels."

The herding isn't the half of it.

Posted by: Camels at December 08, 2015 01:51 AM (noWW6)

620 Islam had a violent past.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Posted by: Paris shootings, for fucking ONE at December 08, 2015 01:51 AM (fRm0X)

621 Nice reveal, Jeff. Now, go read what Islam's book says they are REQUIRED to do to us Infidels and unbelievers.



Go on, it is in the BooK about their RELIGION.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 01:47 AM (3rK8j)

They can read whatever books they like, even religious books, even religious books that say some really scary shit. I really don't care. It is only if they ACT on what the book tells them to do that it should be of any concern to anyone else.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:51 AM (uZNvH)

622 Islam had a violent past.

9- FUCKIN-11, or is that too much in the past?

Posted by: FOR FUCK'S SAKE at December 08, 2015 01:52 AM (fRm0X)

623 I'm talking about the *individual* Muslim who may want absolutely nothing to do with conquest, terrorism, subjugation, or any of the rest. Why should this individual be judged as guilty as the ISIS people?


Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:48 AM (uZNvH)


Very simple.... ISIS is following the Koran very closely... they are fundamentalists...

If that individual does not want to be put in that category... they can either Change Religion... or create a NEW SECT... like Catholic and Protestant...

But the two current major sects of Islam, both support Jihad.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 01:52 AM (qh617)

624 islam is a political ideology

No it isn't, Islam is a religion.

Certain people use that religion to start political movements.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:52 AM (uZNvH)

625 591 Umm Jay, you are the one who is attempting to use situational ethics to justify wartime behavior when we aren't at war.
Which of my three statements is false?
- Terrorism is the problem, not Islam.
As evidenced by the very large number of Muslims who manage not to blow anyone up every single day
- You don't have to be Muslim to be a terrorist
Also self-evidently true
- Not all Muslims are terrorists
Even you conceded that this was an assumption that you make, not a literal fact
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:42 AM (uZNvH)



You're wrong, right out of the chute. We ARE at war. Or, more precisely, THEY are at war. We - because of people like you - are jerking off.

"Terrorism is the problem, not Islam."

How about " gassing people is the problem, not National Socialism." As evidenced by the very large number of Nazi party members who manage not to gas anyone every single day. How is that different?

"You don't have to be a Muslim to be a terrorist."

Straw man alert. You better thank Jesus/ Allah/ somebody I wasn't on your doctoral dissertation defense committee, because I'd have shredded you for making such a stupid statement, and thereby insulting my intelligence. You'd have left your thesis defense in tears, and walking funny. Sans Ph.D., also.

"Not all Muslims are terrorists."

Too stupid an assertion to be worth refuting.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:52 AM (oKE6c)

626 "This is the stupidest statement I've seen in a
long time. Critique your own reasoning here, or I will doubt your
intellectual chops to be a scientist.
"
-Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:39 AM (oKE6c)

I understand your position, and I am right there, but we beg and plead for "moderate muslims" to come forward.

If you fail to notice those amongst the "reformationits", you become as ignorant as the myopic, blinder-riddled members of the other side, amigo!

P.S.: You're much brighter than I am. At first I found you about at my level of "stuff", but your sense of history far outweighs mine.

Squash me at your leisure! ...lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:53 AM (OQ9R7)

627
Well goody for them. If some Muslim nation invades the US or one of our allies then we can talk about declaring war.

Posted by: chemjeff


'Goody for them?'

What does that mean? They're to be amusing until a potential existential crisis is apparent?


But the individual Muslims who don't really care about conquering the world, caliphates, or any of that, I see no reason to judge them as guilty as the worldwide conquerors that you claim the rest of them are.


No one is judging muslims in micro except for the fact that a number of surveys demonstrate some wish to institute domination over all.

Chem, just stipulate for a second, that if every islamist-supremacist was in fact telling the truth, should you be worried?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 01:53 AM (9YDUz)

628 Well goody for them. If some Muslim nation invades the US or one of our allies then we can talk about declaring war.

That's the point. They don't fight that way because they'd lose a straight fight. They use the tactics of terrorism through groups for which no one has any formal responsibility, so that the 'civilian' muslim population can get all the benefits of jihad without risking the consequences. They've been doing this certainly our entire lives going back to hezbollah in beirut, if not earlier.

Wearing a burqa in public is their way of saying "I'm a part of that, what are you going to do about it, dhimmi?"

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 01:53 AM (ZbV+0)

629 Straw man alert. You better thank Jesus/ Allah/ somebody I wasn't on your doctoral dissertation defense committee, because I'd have shredded you for making such a stupid statement, and thereby insulting my intelligence. You'd have left your thesis defense in tears, and walking funny. Sans Ph.D., also.
"Not all Muslims are terrorists."
Too stupid an assertion to be worth refuting.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2015 01:52 AM (oKE6c)


OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH.

IF YOU CANNOT BE CIVIL, YOU WILL GET A TIMEOUT.

SAME FOR THE REST OF YOU.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 01:54 AM (wqVD1)

630 ISIS is a nation, a caliphate. They are invading us. They have invaded our allies

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 01:54 AM (zOTsN)

631 The Italians and Irish had to assimilate before they were really welcomed here too. System aint perfect but if you want to be an American become an American.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 08, 2015 01:54 AM (wHX4r)

632 579 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:33 AM (zc3Db)

Well I am a Westerner, speaking in terms of Western culture.


Once again we aren't at war with Islam. The problem is terrorism, not Islam. I don't care what their "instruction manual" says. People are free to read whatever manual they wish. It is only if they choose to act in a manner that infringes on someone's rights that they should be held liable.


I can't believe you all want to criminalize a religion. Have you lost your collective minds, throwing out 500 years of religious liberty?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:37 AM (uZNvH)




Just like the Idiocracy "it's a dessert topping/it's a floor wax", Islam is both religious and political. NOBODY has a problem with the religious aspect -- I had a Bosnian refugee who worked with me who told me, "it's awesome, I can drop a prayer rug on a traffic island in the middle of the day and nobody gives me shit." But the political aspect is, well, politics from 632AD -- and the modern idea that they can sneak such politics into Republican institutions under they guise that everything is purely religious is toxic waste on steroids.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:54 AM (EzgxV)

633 601
Well goody for them. If some Muslim nation invades the US or one of our allies then we can talk about declaring war.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:45 AM (uZNvH)


Muslim "nations" don't invade. This is how it works:

***

When Muslims are a tiny minority in a population, they tend to be peaceful and keep to themselves. They may be upstanding members of society. They say, "We just want to be left alone to practice our religion in peace."

As their numbers grow, they begin making demands on the majority population. They will use the infidels' sense of tolerance against them. They will demand that Muslim cabdrivers not be required to pick up fares with alcohol or seeing-eye dogs, that Muslim checkout clerks in grocery stores not be required to handle pork products, or that Muslim-style footbaths be installed in public restrooms. Any resistance to their demands is met with accusations of bigotry or Islamophobia.

When their numbers climb above 5% or so, they begin to get violent. It starts small, with scattered incidents that gradually become more organized and frequent. Above 10%, conditions really begin to deteriorate. They become openly threatening and aggressive towards kaffirs in public. Muslim political leaders get elected to more and more government offices, and begin to influence public policy. They start putting loudspeakers on mosques, forcing everyone to hear that caterwauling five times a day, every day, for the rest of their lives. There is no escape.

As their numbers climb higher, violent incidents become endemic. They begin to attack churches and synagogues filled with worshippers. Non-Muslims start to flee the violence, causing the Muslim percentage of the population to grow even faster.

Above 50%, it's "Convert, pay the jizya, or die, infidel."

Islam teaches that Muslims are superior to all other people. Non-Muslims are technically "tolerated" in a majority Muslim nation, but under sharia law they are legally second-class citizens. They must pay a special tax and there may be additional restrictions placed on their behavior. Historically, these have taken various forms in different times and places. For example, a non-Muslim may not be allowed to build his house taller than the house of a Muslim, or he may not be allowed to look a Muslim in the eye but keep his eyes downcast, or he may be required to wear special clothing to advertise his status as a dhimmi. (Where do you think Hitler got the idea of making Jews wear a yellow Star of David? Yep.)

In a Muslim majority nation, non-Muslims may be subject to being beaten, raped, or killed by Muslims, at a whim or on a slender pretext, and there are often little or no legal consequences for doing so. Rape of uncovered women by Muslim men has reached epidemic proportions in parts of Europe, and they're not even a majority. Yet.

This pattern has repeated time and time again in countries that have been conquered by Islam. It is as predictable as the sunrise.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 01:55 AM (sdi6R)

634 No it isn't, Islam is a religion.

Certain people use that religion to start political movements.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:52 AM (uZNvH)


Uh ... NO. You don't understand anything about islam. That much is painfully clear. If you are going to take the silly side in this argument all the time would you please do us all a favor and learn a little something about islam. Jut a little bit would be nice.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 01:55 AM (zc3Db)

635 612,

Because Islam instructs them to infiltrate the lands of the infidels.

Even if they truly mean no harm and will hever hurt a fly, we can't read their minds, so we have to assume they are a threat. Sucks for them, but too fucking bad.

Plus, every single one of these nice people that sits there and does nothing while mahem is done in the name of Islam is my enemy, too.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 01:55 AM (MQEz6)

636 In America you CHOOSE your religion.



They chose one that says they must fight Jihad against Infidels, until Islam rules the world.


Yes, you can choose your religion. That doesn't mean one has to be perfectly faithful to every single tenet of one's religion.

Haven't you ever heard of "Jack Mormons"?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:55 AM (uZNvH)

637 ..."Iowahawk titled it, "Look, everyone: SCIENCE!""
-Posted by: torquewrench at December 08, 2015 01:48 AM (noWW6)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:56 AM (OQ9R7)

638 624 islam is a political ideology

No it isn't, Islam is a religion.

Certain people use that religion to start political movements.


Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:52 AM (uZNvH)

So if Communists said they were a religion, and worshiped the State, and its Prophet, Stalin.... it would be a religion?

Islam calls for a very specific kind of government... and very specific laws.... even have their own BANKING laws...

Its not 'just' a religion....

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 08, 2015 01:56 AM (qh617)

639 I'm talking about the *individual* Muslim who may want absolutely
nothing to do with conquest, terrorism, subjugation, or any of the rest.


There aren't any. Submission (what islam means) prevents any consideration of oneself as an individual.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 01:57 AM (ZbV+0)

640 Because Islam instructs them to infiltrate the lands of the infidels.

My God, you are describing robots, not people. Don't individuals have free will?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:57 AM (uZNvH)

641 They can read whatever books they like, even religious books, even religious books that say some really scary shit. I really don't care. It is only if they ACT on what the book tells them to do that it should be of any concern to anyone else.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 01:51 AM (uZNvH)

****

Yeah, except they are doing this shit now, today, and in real time. Squishy fcuks like you are helping them to do it with reasoning such as this.

There is no reasoning someone out of a position they have emoted themselves into, so the saying goes. This is what you have done here. You have stuck your fcuking head in the sand and decided your position is the right and just one, and the Hell with what real world evidence tells us.

You want this whole deal to not exist, so you have magically wishcasted it away. Unbelievable.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 01:57 AM (3rK8j)

642 chemjeff,

See, that there is a bit of a problem, since taqiyya is practiced quite often.

Hell, this devout couple had a baby shower thrown by the infidels they gunned down just mere months earlier.

Bet the now-victims that were at that baby shower thought the same thing, that they (jihadi joe and jane) would NEVER act on the more disturbing aspects of the Koran.

And let's not forget to say something, do something--except if they have brownish skin and dress funny.

Saw how that worked out.

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 01:57 AM (zyIlW)

643 See? Maet "gets it".

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 01:58 AM (OQ9R7)

644 Just like the Idiocracy "it's a dessert topping/it's a floor wax", Islam is both religious and political.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 01:54 AM (EzgxV)


But... does it have electrolites?

Posted by: Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at December 08, 2015 01:58 AM (vBeA5)

645 Islam had a violent past, but it's all hunky-dory now.

Posted by: murdered innocents in Mumbai at December 08, 2015 01:59 AM (fRm0X)

646 chemjeff,

You really do not understand Islam at all.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 02:01 AM (MQEz6)

647 a US to France passenger jet just got diverted becuase of a bomb threat

I will not sacrifice situational awareness on the alter of political correctness

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 02:02 AM (zOTsN)

648 Islam had a violent past, but the future's so bright we need shades!

Posted by: sex slaves of Boko Haram at December 08, 2015 02:02 AM (fRm0X)

649 There aren't any. Submission (what islam means) prevents any consideration of oneself as an individual.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 01:57 AM (ZbV+0)


Yep. And muzzie men have to kiss the ground in 5 sets a day for just this reason, so that the idea is constantly pounded into them that they are dirt, inconsequential, useless for anything but serving as cannon fodder for islam's great conquests. Kissing the ground over and over and over, 5 times a day, every single day. This is done to break any sense of indivisuality that a muuzie might have ... or even any sense of local tribalism that he carries, to serve himself up as a weapon for allah above all.

it's not as if islam hides any of this stuff from chemjeff. I wish he would just learn a little bit about it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 02:03 AM (zc3Db)

650 I will not sacrifice situational awareness on the alter of political correctness

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 02:02 AM (zOTsN)


Killjoy....

Posted by: Moloch at December 08, 2015 02:03 AM (vBeA5)

651

In fact I wish the neighbor of the San Bernardino terrorists didnt sacrifice her situational awareness on the alter of political correctness

but she did and a bunch of people are dead

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 02:03 AM (zOTsN)

652 chemjeff,

See, that there is a bit of a problem, since taqiyya is practiced quite often.

Hell, this devout couple had a baby shower thrown by the infidels they gunned down just mere months earlier.

Bet the now-victims that were at that baby shower thought the same thing, that they (jihadi joe and jane) would NEVER act on the more disturbing aspects of the Koran.

And let's not forget to say something, do something--except if they have brownish skin and dress funny.

Saw how that worked out.

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 01:57 AM (zyIlW)



you're right top point out taqiyya as a major problem. bowhere near enough discussion of the problems this creates for dealing with muslims. you have a religion condoning lying in furtherance of the religion. not sure how you solve the problem without a major rewrite.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2015 02:04 AM (vb33c)

653 I understand that Islam is a religion, and that like all religions, some individuals do some terrible things in the name of the religion. The terrible things that those individuals do shouldn't justify depriving everyone of their religious liberty.

I also understand that Islamist terrorism shouldn't cause everyone to give up on 500 years of due process, religious liberty, individual rights, or any of the other great Western traditions.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:04 AM (uZNvH)

654 Islam had a violent past, but we're past all that cockamamie nonsense now!

Posted by: Israeli with a knife through his heart at December 08, 2015 02:04 AM (fRm0X)

655 Okay, bad timing to come on the ONT when I didn't read comments.

I'll just lurk. Whatever is going on, hope it calms down.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:05 AM (2x3L+)

656 I understand that Islam is a religion, and that like all religions, some individuals do some terrible things in the name of the religion.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:04 AM (uZNvH)


Dude ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 02:06 AM (zc3Db)

657 645
Islam had a violent past, but it's all hunky-dory now.


Posted by: murdered innocents in Mumbai at December 08, 2015 01:59 AM (fRm0X)

Oh for god's sake I never said it was "hunky-dory".
I don't care for the religion but I don't think that should be enough for me to advocate depriving people of their religious liberties, or that it justifies declaring war on all of them.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:06 AM (uZNvH)

658 We hear Islam had a violent past, but we can't really believe it.

Posted by: ISIS guys peacefully hurling gays off of buildings at December 08, 2015 02:06 AM (fRm0X)

659 I also understand that Islamist terrorism shouldn't cause everyone to give up on 500 years of due process, religious liberty, individual rights, or any of the other great Western traditions.


Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:04 AM (uZNvH)

who is advocating that?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 02:07 AM (zOTsN)

660 I didn't read Narnia until I was in college, but I recall thinking at the time-Gee I wonder, if Islam is what C.S. Lewis had in mind with the Calormens?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 10:01 PM (No/ki)


I am pretty certain it was.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2015 02:07 AM (+y3Tj)

661

who is being deprived of their religious liberty?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 02:08 AM (zOTsN)

662 You're the one who pretended that Islamic violence was "in the past", chemjeff.

Eat your words, or choose them more carefully.

Posted by: your choice, superstar at December 08, 2015 02:08 AM (fRm0X)

663 Whatever is going on, hope it calms down.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:05 AM (2x3L+)


It's been very calm. Just a bit exasperating.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 02:08 AM (zc3Db)

664 who is advocating that?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 02:07 AM (zOTsN)

Well the people who want us to declare war on all Muslims, for starters

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:08 AM (uZNvH)

665 I also understand that Islamist terrorism shouldn't cause everyone to give up on 500 years of due process, religious liberty, individual rights, or any of the other great Western traditions.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:04 AM (uZNvH)

****

Have you perchance read their Bible Instruction manual, Jeff?

I have. You should try it. It would make your blood run cold, if you could lose all your preconceived notions.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 02:08 AM (3rK8j)

666 Okay, bad timing to come on the ONT when I didn't read comments.

I'll just lurk. Whatever is going on, hope it calms down.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:05 AM (2x3L+)


It's calming down. We went from debating condiments to debating Islam.

Posted by: The Downgradin' hat at December 08, 2015 02:08 AM (vBeA5)

667 I understand that Islam is a religion, and that like all religions, some
individuals do some terrible things in the name of the religion. The
terrible things that those individuals do shouldn't justify depriving
everyone of their religious liberty.>>>

When the next Christian kills 14 and Christians are silent and not pointing out all the things from their religion that make the perpetrators hell bound scum. I'll start to listen to your theory.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 08, 2015 02:08 AM (wHX4r)

668 617 cthulhu, repo Aramco? OMG.

We could wipe out the national debt in one freakin' year.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 01:50 AM (ntObR)



It'd be a good start....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 08, 2015 02:09 AM (EzgxV)

669
662
You're the one who pretended that Islamic violence was "in the past", chemjeff.

Eat your words, or choose them more carefully.


Posted by: your choice, superstar at December 08, 2015 02:08 AM (fRm0X)

No, I said that Islam has had a violent past, not that it was all "in the past".
Maybe you should read what I write.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:09 AM (uZNvH)

670 653,

They don't do terrible things in the name of their "religion".

They do what their "religion" instructs them to do.

Islam is an insidious and deadly mind virus and Muslims are infected with it.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 02:09 AM (MQEz6)

671 Posted by: casual observer at December 08, 2015 02:08 AM (Zuw+6)

You can say that again!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 02:09 AM (zc3Db)

672
Did fish get the cat taken care of?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 08, 2015 02:09 AM (qul7b)

673
Have you perchance read their Bible Instruction manual, Jeff?



I have. You should try it. It would make your blood run cold, if you could lose all your preconceived notions.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 02:08 AM (3rK8j)

So you are willing to throw out 500 years of Western traditions because of their book?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:10 AM (uZNvH)

674 casual observer just quadruple posted and then maybe got banned?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:10 AM (2x3L+)

675 Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:05 AM (2x3L+)

Heh. Same here. I'm visiting from the dayside. Insomnia. Even the melatonin didn't work tonight.

Maybe it's safer to just weigh in on the earlier debate: Ketchup - All American Condiment or Satan's Fap Spludge?

I say: ketchup on fries= All American. Ketchup on hot dogs=Satan's Fap Spludge (if you're over 10 years old)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 02:11 AM (HMt16)

676 well. I dont even know how anyone could declare war on ALL muslims

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 02:11 AM (zOTsN)

677 Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute

------

So your mom finally got tired of your whiny ass and kicked you to the curb, huh?

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 02:11 AM (zyIlW)

678 >>Don't individuals have free will?



Indeed.

Posted by: Geddy Lee at December 08, 2015 02:12 AM (jOCta)

679 What is wrong with the following statements?:

-All Blacks are criminals.

-All Christians are bigots.

-All Scandis are fish-eating scoundrels.

I understand your awareness of Mohammed, but do you Get My Groove?

Listen... I'm just a douche with a keyboard. I actually pray for Pelosi and Reed, believe it or not. It is the toughest thing I do, spiritually.

I'd like to see a reformation of the muslim religion. If that isn't happening, I'm smart enough to know my enemies. Capice? (sp)

Were it up to me, there would be less sand and more glass. But it isn't up to me. I can only root for the reformers and stop denying their existence.

...but that's just me.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 02:12 AM (OQ9R7)

680 Okay, this looks bad. Goodnight you guys

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:12 AM (2x3L+)

681 The terrible things that those individuals do shouldn't justify depriving everyone of their religious liberty.

Religious liberty doesn't apply to muslims. They don't agree to it and don't grant it anywhere where they make the rules.

Religious liberty does not exist as a principle on its own pedestal somewhere. It only applies among Jews and Christians because we agree to apply it too each other. Agnostics and atheists, so long as they don't interfere can be allowed in the mix because the freedom to 'do nothing' doesn't cost the rest of us anything.

It is literally non-sense to try to apply it to islam which demands we surrunder all our rights to its demonic idol.

any of the other great Western traditions.

I don't know why we have to explain this to you. You say in your own words that all our concepts of liberty are unique to Western civilization, that is *NOT ISLAM*, and yet you refuse to understand the meaning of even your own words.


Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 02:15 AM (ZbV+0)

682 What Slapweasel said. And, I can't remember when things were this bad in the ONT.

I don't want to see Ace shut down the blog but I worry he might when he sees this mess.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 02:15 AM (ntObR)

683 G'Night, L, Elle!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 02:15 AM (OQ9R7)

684 I say: ketchup on fries= All American. Ketchup on hot dogs=Satan's Fap Spludge (if you're over 10 years old)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 08, 2015 02:11 AM (HMt16)


Good fries don't need anything added to 'em. If you want to compliment the fries, it should be with chili, cheeze, onion, bulgogi, or something else tasty.

Posted by: The Bulgogi Hat at December 08, 2015 02:15 AM (vBeA5)

685 Huh?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 02:16 AM (zc3Db)

686 You guys aren't seeing the quadruple posts with a break and then again the same four posts?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:16 AM (2x3L+)

687 I don't want to see Ace shut down the blog but I worry he might when he sees this mess.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 02:15 AM (ntObR)


Pray for the sloth...

Posted by: The ONT Hat (now with 20% more sloth!) at December 08, 2015 02:16 AM (vBeA5)

688 Listen... I'm just a douche with a keyboard. I actually pray for Pelosi
and Reed, believe it or not. It is the toughest thing I do, spiritually.>>>

That really is one of the hardest parts. Having to pray for people you hate to have their hearts turned by God.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 08, 2015 02:17 AM (wHX4r)

689 Maybe you should read what I write.

Right, when you grudgingly acknowledge that Islam may have had a violent past, you're not assholishly trying to pretend it doesn't have a violent present, just because you've had Muslim students who haven't tried to kill you.

Posted by: come on at December 08, 2015 02:17 AM (fRm0X)

690 I saw a thread closed message, then saw new comments.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 02:17 AM (3rK8j)

691 You guys aren't seeing the quadruple posts with a break and then again the same four posts?
Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:16 AM (2x3L+)


It's just Ira being squashed by the banhammer...

Posted by: The Hammer's Hat at December 08, 2015 02:17 AM (vBeA5)

692 -Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 02:15 AM (ntObR)

Things have been worse. This isn't even close to "ugly". ...lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 02:17 AM (OQ9R7)

693 oh well.


Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:17 AM (uZNvH)

694
so did fish get the kitty taken care of?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 08, 2015 02:18 AM (qul7b)

695 MWNP, I also saw that.

Was worried for a sec that Maet would take down the whole comment section.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 02:18 AM (ntObR)

696 678 >>Don't individuals have free will?



Indeed.
Posted by: Geddy Lee at December 08, 2015 02:12 AM

Hey, you may SING it, but I WROTE IT!!

Ya know what, I QUIT!

DONE!!

Posted by: Neil Peart (how it happened) at December 08, 2015 02:18 AM (3+E+K)

697 673
So you are willing to throw out 500 years of Western traditions because of their book?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:10 AM (uZNvH)


Personally, I support Western Civilization, which is why I believe that Islam should be kept far away. Islam is not compatible with Western Civilization, and Sharia is not compatible with the United States Constitution.

Complete separation is mandatory.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 02:18 AM (sdi6R)

698 So you are willing to throw out 500 years of Western traditions because of their book?

You know what?

I am willing to renegotiate the arrangement in order to exclude anyone who doesn't understand what mutual defense is all about or that interest in liberty is a rare and fleeting thing in the world.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2015 02:19 AM (ZbV+0)

699 test

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 02:19 AM (MQEz6)

700 Things have been worse. This isn't even close to "ugly". ...lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 02:17 AM (OQ9R7)


UGLY is when you forget about the lotion...

Posted by: Jame Gumb at December 08, 2015 02:19 AM (vBeA5)

701 We need a Boobquake.

Posted by: Garrett at December 08, 2015 02:19 AM (jOCta)

702 So you are willing to throw out 500 years of Western traditions because of their book?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:10 AM (uZNvH)

*****

I asked if you had read the book. Please answer the question.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 02:19 AM (3rK8j)

703 For the life of me I have no idea what anyone thought was so "bad" about this debate.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 02:19 AM (zc3Db)

704 I say: ketchup on fries= All American. Ketchup on hot dogs=Satan's Fap Spludge (if you're over 10 years old)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


So if your girlfriend quirts too hard, you'd disown her?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 02:19 AM (9YDUz)

705 F'in I'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 02:20 AM (9YDUz)

706 The reformers, like the ones I knew in Iraq, who worked as interpreters, at the risk of their lives and the lives of their families, literally, are waiting to come here, while those that want to get their jihadi on pretty much has the red carpet rolled out for them.

The admin isn't interested in islamic reformation...look at the number of Muslim Brotherhood ties that infest this admin for an example of islamic "reformation"

Seeing the treatment of Iraqis that helped us proves to me beyond a doubt that this admin has a vested interest in bringing in as many 'refugees' as they can over the next year.

Good thing the govt has a system in place to vet these...

oh...


Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 02:20 AM (zyIlW)

707 If tonight isn't ugly, what's the worst you guys have seen?

Has there been an ONT where personal physical threats (or threats against public figures) were posted?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 02:20 AM (ntObR)

708 they suspended Stacy Dash from Fox too.

I have a sad now

Posted by: Jake at December 07, 2015 10:51 PM (QelBn)


If she needs a place to hide out, have her call me. I could even feed her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2015 02:20 AM (+y3Tj)

709 At leadt no one said the elderberry word.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 02:21 AM (MQEz6)

710 "Good fries don't need anything added to 'em. If you want to compliment the fries, it should be with chili, cheeze, onion, bulgogi, or something else tasty."
-Posted by: The Bulgogi Hat at December 08, 2015 02:15 AM (vBeA5)

You mean "complement" you high-horsed jackass.

Yard! --->

NOW!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1), (T) at December 08, 2015 02:21 AM (OQ9R7)

711
So, about that Solylent milk being adverted on Insty:

Did they not research the name?
Did they not research the presence of mold in soybeans?
Is the enormous estrogen load a bug or feature?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 08, 2015 02:21 AM (qul7b)

712 >>Posted by: Neil Peart (how it happened) at December 08, 2015 02:18 AM (3+E+K)



He's gonna go cry on his motorcycle, isn't he?

Posted by: Garrett at December 08, 2015 02:21 AM (jOCta)

713 Has there been an ONT where personal physical threats (or threats against public figures) were posted?
Posted by: qdpsteve


Some Memorial Day Weekend?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 02:22 AM (9YDUz)

714 Let's all give Maet a hand. He has a tough job sometimes running this place.

**digital applause**

:-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 02:22 AM (ntObR)

715 they suspended Stacy Dash from Fox too.

I have a sad now

Posted by: Jake at December 07, 2015 10:51 PM (QelBn)


Good think I still have the Playboy that she appeared in...

Posted by: The Play Hat at December 08, 2015 02:22 AM (vBeA5)

716 MWNP, nope haven't read the book. But it ultimately doesn't matter what the book does or does not say. It is only how individuals choose to respond to what they read. Individuals have FREE WILL who can make choices over what they do. If a book tells a person to "go stab a kitten" and then they stab a kitten, it is the person's fault, not the book's fault.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:23 AM (uZNvH)

717 If tonight isn't ugly, what's the worst you guys have seen?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 02:20 AM (ntObR)


Huh? This was a normal debate. There was nothing ugly about it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 02:24 AM (zc3Db)

718 Has there been an ONT where personal physical threats (or threats against public figures) were posted?

The revelation that Coldplay would "sing" at the Super Bowl was met with some fairly-blue commentary.

Posted by: just this weekend! at December 08, 2015 02:24 AM (fRm0X)

719 The ONT has seen all kinds of lunacy.

Bl@zer's epic meltdown being the cherry on the shit sundae.


Still miss that red-headed sisterhumper, though.

Posted by: Garrett at December 08, 2015 02:24 AM (jOCta)

720 okay but that is the end of the discussion for me. my apologies to Maet for derailing again another ONT. at least this time it wasn't about burnt bacon

Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:24 AM (uZNvH)

721 Huh? This was a normal debate. There was nothing ugly about it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 02:24 AM (zc3Db)

YES THERE WAS.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 02:24 AM (wqVD1)

722 If a book tells a person to "go stab a kitten" and then they stab a kitten, it is the person's fault, not the book's fault.
Posted by: chemjeff


How stabbed kittens would it take for you to come to the conclusion that the text is a problem?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2015 02:24 AM (9YDUz)

723 Made me smile...then shake my head in shame...

http://www.americanthinker.com/cartoons/

Posted by: SMFH at December 08, 2015 02:24 AM (zyIlW)

724 LOL. Coldplay will likely end up performing behind bulletproof glass.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 02:24 AM (ntObR)

725 >>>> If tonight isn't ugly, what's the worst you guys have seen?
-----
The Ace ONT with Amanda Marcotte wasn't so pleasant. I think there were bannings.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:25 AM (2x3L+)

726 717,

yeah, it was not that bad

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2015 02:25 AM (MQEz6)

727 Amanda Marcotte was actually here?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 02:25 AM (ntObR)

728 MWNP, nope haven't read the book. But it ultimately doesn't matter what the book does or does not say. It is only how individuals choose to respond to what they read. Individuals have FREE WILL who can make choices over what they do. If a book tells a person to "go stab a kitten" and then they stab a kitten, it is the person's fault, not the book's fault.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:23 AM (uZNvH)

*****

That really is a shame, because it would completely change your view if you understood that this religion is bent on World Dominance.

But, you live in a safe Academic bubble, so we must not disrupt that with facts and stuff.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 02:26 AM (3rK8j)

729

I'm sorry. I started it with the story of the sad poorly parking Islima.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2015 02:26 AM (zOTsN)

730 Huh? This was a normal debate. There was nothing ugly about it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 02:24 AM (zc3Db)

YES THERE WAS.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 02:24 AM (wqVD1)


You referring to the question of french fry condiments or Islam?

Posted by: The Unsure Hat at December 08, 2015 02:27 AM (vBeA5)

731 Yahoo! conference time.
What to do?
What to do?

Posted by: sorry, but it is true at December 08, 2015 02:28 AM (vdfIU)

732 okay but that is the end of the discussion for me. my apologies to Maet for derailing again another ONT. at least this time it wasn't about burnt bacon
Posted by: chemjeff at December 08, 2015 02:24 AM (uZNvH)

****

It is kinda getting to be a thing with you. Needing attention that much?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 08, 2015 02:28 AM (3rK8j)

733 I'm sorry. I started it with the story of the sad poorly parking Islima.
Posted by: ThunderB


Poke.

Posted by: non-sequitur pussy cat pokin' yur tire at December 08, 2015 02:28 AM (9YDUz)

734
We should all be banned, on general principle. I know I should! Perhaps I will ban myself, then sneak back in disguised as the fiance of an Amishized rutabaga...

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 08, 2015 02:28 AM (qul7b)

735 chemjeff is onto something actually.

Among other things, what we need is an admin with the balls of steel to finance (among other things) the secularization of a lot of the these nations.

It'll take a long time... but outside of turning the entire ME to glass, not sure how many other options there are.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2015 02:29 AM (ntObR)

736 No, Amanda Marcotte was not on the ONT. Ace semi made fun of her in his ONT and then then everyone took it took it to another level which diseased him. Something about something on her face. I dont remember.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 08, 2015 02:29 AM (2x3L+)

737
Should Jihadis be served plain, with catsup, or mayonnaise?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Male Prostitute at December 08, 2015 02:29 AM (qul7b)

738 YES THERE WAS.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 02:24 AM (wqVD1)


The piece you pasted? Because he said that he would fail chemjeff if he were on his dissertation committee? Because he said an assertion was stupid (or something to that effect)?

I don't know. I must have lost all sense of decorum because I didn't see anything even near "ugly".

Now I'll get in trouble just for this so I'm out of here for the night.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2015 02:29 AM (zc3Db)

739 I stayed out of the condiment argument. No way did I want to go there.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2015 02:29 AM (sdi6R)

740 If a book tells a person to "go stab a kitten" and then they stab a kitten, it is the person's fault, not the book's fault.

Posted by: chemjeff>>>

This question seems backwards. If a whole bunch of people follow a book that says "go stab a kitten" and still follow it. Should I trust anyone that says that's their book?

Posted by: Willy J. at December 08, 2015 02:29 AM (wHX4r)

741 Okay given the the troll attack and general assholery going on tonight
I'm locking this thread. Because I don't feel like staying up all night
having to babysit you dumbfucks.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 08, 2015 02:30 AM (wqVD1)

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Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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