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Gustave Courbet, "Snow" (1874)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 09:20 AM




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1 Apt title.

Posted by: HH at December 07, 2015 09:21 AM (DrCtv)

2 First?

Posted by: Avogadra at December 07, 2015 09:21 AM (tQGyU)

3 Almost!

Posted by: Avogadra at December 07, 2015 09:22 AM (tQGyU)

4

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 07, 2015 09:23 AM (HSmrB)

5 Must have been before global warming.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 09:23 AM (t2KH5)

6 I. See. Zero. Happy. Trees.

Posted by: Jean Luc Ross at December 07, 2015 09:23 AM (WWdgA)

7 Time to read the content.


BRB


Hey......wait a minute!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2015 09:23 AM (ptqRm)

8 I really had no idea there were so many paintings with rape-trees as the subjects.

Posted by: irright at December 07, 2015 09:23 AM (DtNNC)

9
Now where's he fvcking secret service with my damn breakfast!!??!?!/1!?1!??

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 07, 2015 09:24 AM (HSmrB)

10 Moar trees.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 09:25 AM (r9tFS)

11 Before the warmening?

Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2015 09:25 AM (8HTq1)

12 Courbet, ah back when a commie could be a realist, in painting at least.
Best known for his depictions of female genitalia and lesbians. NTTAWWT.
Member of the Paris Commune. Probably first saw snow when he was exiled to Switzerland.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2015 09:26 AM (xq1UY)

13 That lodgepole pine is just too lofty, and it grabs up all the light.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 09:26 AM (r9tFS)

14 Do you have any idea what the street value of this landscape is?

*snoooort*

Whoah! OUTRAGEOUS!

Posted by: Charles DeMar at December 07, 2015 09:27 AM (kpqmD)

15
That sniper is gonna be coooooooold.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 09:27 AM (gwpf+)

16 Before the warmening?
Posted by: steevy


After which the painting will be renamed "Mud."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 07, 2015 09:27 AM (FkBIv)

17 Hello, Art.


Looks chilly.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 09:27 AM (PM5cQ)

18 Whoooo! Sledding! And the traditional "down-the-hill-and-stop-before-you-break-the-ice-and-plunge-into-freezing-water" course as well!

All that is missing is the other slope with the woven wire sheep fence topped with rusty barbed wire and interwoven with wild rose. Good times and high velocity!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2015 09:27 AM (q2o38)

19 I have a phone interview for a new job this morning, so all prayers and good thoughts are much appreciated. Thanks!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 09:28 AM (kpqmD)

20 People actually pay money for these paintings?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2015 09:28 AM (gf8BH)

21 Working Rush in?

Posted by: Clarney at December 07, 2015 09:29 AM (i+1eT)

22 No snow here yet, but that is a lovely painting.

And for those interested, here is a devotional
from the Brooklyn Tabernacle on "Tempted to Run-O, that I had the wings of a dove. It is part three of a series:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/p7x6nw8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 09:29 AM (No/ki)

23 Wow, first time I've ever actually seen the sniper.

Hillside, to the right of the two tree trunks, right center working his way down toward the creek.

You have to let your eyes go into distant focus and just wait for it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 07, 2015 09:29 AM (NeFrd)

24 Insomniac, put all the cats out. I have had failures at phone interviews when a cat decided I was ignoring him and jumped in my lap.
And sit up and project, even if you are on the phone.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2015 09:30 AM (q2o38)

25 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 09:28 AM (kpqmD)

Good to see you; I was going to e-mail and ask when it was? What time EST so the pray-ers can pray for you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 09:31 AM (No/ki)

26 23 Wow, first time I've ever actually seen the sniper.

I see him! Or Xim.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 09:31 AM (r9tFS)

27 I m a g e --bing his "Origin of The World," but forewarned forearmed, NSFW.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2015 09:31 AM (xq1UY)

28 Everybody thinks the big question in this job is "Would you take a bullet...?". No, the real question is if it's worth shitcanning your career and doing prison time over the pure joy you would feel punching Skankles square in the face.

Posted by: Secret Service dude at December 07, 2015 09:31 AM (DtNNC)

29 >>>Gustave Courbet, "Snow" (1874)<<<



Inspired by the Canadian rapper? I didn't know he was that old.

Posted by: the things you learn at December 07, 2015 09:31 AM (H9MG5)

30 I really liked this picture today of Korean children all dressed up playing a traditional Korean game. The kids are so cute, not growing up and bitching about diversity, BLM, and so much other Western nonsense....



http://tinyurl.com/hfshzw6

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 07, 2015 09:32 AM (AC0lD)

31 It's Switzerland. The snipers go without saying. Now Waldo, that's another thing.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2015 09:32 AM (xq1UY)

32 Gustave Courbet, demonstrating his extraordinary grasp of the obvious.

Snow.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2015 09:32 AM (NjiZL)

33 Hell, I go so far as to put on a tie for phone interviews.

Helps me stay in the right mood.

Of course, I don't wear anything else. Just the tie.

Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 09:32 AM (r9tFS)

34 24 Insomniac, put all the cats out. I have had failures at phone interviews when a cat decided I was ignoring him and jumped in my lap.
And sit up and project, even if you are on the phone.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2015 09:30 AM (q2o3

I don't have any cats - don't care for them and allergic to boot, so that's covered. Good advice on sitting up and projecting though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 09:33 AM (kpqmD)

35 Reposted from the early thread due to the date.


Dec 7 1943- The EZ Dog Journals
2d Pearl Harbor anniversary. Comparatively quiet. Clear and warmer. Preparation for second phase starting tonight.


Two years after Pearl Harbor.

Fourteen years after 9/11.

Compare and contrast...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 07, 2015 09:33 AM (NeFrd)

36 Looks like Grafenwoehr, two seasons, snow and mud.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 07, 2015 09:33 AM (2cS/G)

37 Good to see you; I was going to e-mail and ask when it was? What time EST so the pray-ers can pray for you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 09:31 AM (No/ki)

10:00am EST

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 09:33 AM (kpqmD)

38 Snow.

Funny cuz its a blank space.

Posted by: Bigby's Left Hook at December 07, 2015 09:33 AM (3ZtZW)

39 "People actually pay money for these paintings?"


Well, we're not all as tight as you.

*Hits Copy. Pastes into Word. Hits Print.*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 09:34 AM (a6/wx)

40 Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 07, 2015 09:34 AM (JO9+V)

41 Painted in July, snow on ground, massive crop failures that year, resulting in malnutrition and opportunistic disease and death.

You deniers just don't see the value of a cooler planet. That's why you belong in jail.

Posted by: low information voter at December 07, 2015 09:34 AM (7v/r5)

42 19 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 09:28 AM (kpqmD)
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Set a good example for the rest of us and go win that job!

Posted by: MTF at December 07, 2015 09:35 AM (TxJGV)

43 30 I really liked this picture today of Korean children all dressed up playing a traditional Korean game.


A "traditional board game" where you chuck huge slabs of wood at each other? That could catch on here.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 09:35 AM (r9tFS)

44 Of course, I don't wear anything else. Just the tie.

Maybe I'm doing it wrong.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 09:32 AM (r9tFS)

As long as you're not skyping it's all good. Don't care much for ties - they cut off the blood flow to my brain. Plus I tend to think of them as a symbol of corporate oppression of the common worker (not really...well, sort of ).

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 09:35 AM (kpqmD)

45 Ooooh, art from the Woe and Despair school of painters. Quite appropriate. Oh, and previously I said that Baltimore would end the year with 345 homicides but that was obviously optimistic, so I would like to revise that up to 351.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 07, 2015 09:35 AM (RD7QR)

46 Set a good example for the rest of us and go win that job!
Posted by: MTF at December 07, 2015 09:35 AM (TxJGV)

I'll be giving it the old uncomfortably-long-time-out-of-college try!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 09:36 AM (kpqmD)

47
A very pleasant memory from childhood was when I was in kindergarten. We had walked 2 blocks in the snow to get a Christmas tree. There was about 6 " of new snow and it was snowing still. Though afternoon, it was very dark and quiet as we all together dragged the tree back to school. I felt warm and very happy. So so peaceful...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 09:36 AM (iQIUe)

48 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 09:33 AM (kpqmD)

Thanks, Prayers will be coming. Get off the computer now ;^) and take some deep breaths and remind yourself that you're very talented and yes, even if you don't feel it convince yourself that you like the person(people) who are interviewing you. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 09:37 AM (No/ki)

49 That sniper is gonna be coooooooold.

I'm feelin fine . . . this is downright balmy !

Posted by: Simo Hayha at December 07, 2015 09:37 AM (TQxRy)

50 Of course, I don't wear anything else. Just the tie.



Maybe I'm doing it wrong.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 09:32 AM (r9tFS)


Well, start as you plan to finish. That's what I was taught.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2015 09:37 AM (q2o38)

51 "Compare and contrast..."


Sorta sad. Exactly one show/commemoration on the DTV this morning. A true date that should live in infamy....changed the world forever....and little to show today.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 09:38 AM (qCPuc)

52 TRUMP!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 07, 2015 09:38 AM (LXJ1e)

53 willowed comment.

According to Lew Wallace, Jesus had blue eyes and chestnut hair. Mary had blue eyes and blond hair.

According to Richard Hook, Jesus looked like a California surfer.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 07, 2015 09:38 AM (1ijHg)

54 So General Winter makes an appearance.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 09:40 AM (vxGdA)

55 I used to watch Gustave Courbet's show on PBS, "The Misery of Painting"

Sad, sorrowful trees, desolate mountains.

Really liked it.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 07, 2015 09:40 AM (LXJ1e)

56 @49 Simo!Hayha! FTW!
I want to make jolly sniper-elf silhouettes a Christmas tradition in my neighborhood. The Finns invented Biathlon. They called it "Military Patrol."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2015 09:40 AM (xq1UY)

57 According to Richard Hook, Jesus looked like a California surfer.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 07, 2015 09:38 AM (1ijHg)

Based on what little physical description the Bible provides, Jesus probably looked like a really average Jewish dude, maybe even on the nondescript side.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 09:40 AM (kpqmD)

58 A "traditional board game" where you chuck huge slabs of wood at each other? That could catch on here.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 09:35 AM (r9tFS)


I'd prefer to try to teach a bunch of the inner city youths, campus progressives and illegal alien children a game where they try to catch bullets with their teeth.



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 07, 2015 09:40 AM (AC0lD)

59 A very pleasant memory from childhood was when I was in kindergarten. We had walked 2 blocks in the snow to get a Christmas tree. There was about 6 " of new snow and it was snowing still. Though afternoon, it was very dark and quiet as we all together dragged the tree back to school. I felt warm and very happy. So so peaceful...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 09:36 AM (iQIUe)

You chopped down and dragged a tree back to your school when you were in kindergarten? Where did you go to school, Grizzly Adams Elementary?

Posted by: StrawMan at December 07, 2015 09:41 AM (c2krM)

60 A very pleasant memory from childhood was when I was in kindergarten. We had walked 2 blocks in the snow to get a Christmas tree. There was about 6 " of new snow and it was snowing still. Though afternoon, it was very dark and quiet as we all together dragged the tree back to school. I felt warm and very happy. So so peaceful...



Then you grow up, reach adulthood, spend a few years wondering why Christmas doesn't feel like it used to, and spend many more years getting depressed at this time of year.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 09:41 AM (6oPFc)

61 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2015 09:37 AM (No/ki)

Thanks very much! I will now head off and get my game face/voice on. I'll catch y'all up on it later.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 09:42 AM (kpqmD)

62 0Inspired by the Canadian rapper?
Posted by: the things you learn at December 07, 2015 09:31 AM (H9MG5)


Oh hell. I was just enjoying the pretty picture and now instead I'm singing Informer. thanks for that!

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 09:42 AM (lIU4e)

63 Hey Insomniac- you gonna live-blog the interview for us?





good luck

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 07, 2015 09:42 AM (NeFrd)

64 Based on what little physical description the Bible provides, Jesus probably looked like a really average Jewish dude, maybe even on the nondescript side.



When you bring to the table what HE did, you don't have to look like a Hollywood star.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 09:43 AM (6oPFc)

65 For you Star Wars fans, this looks legit...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hwhe3uk

Or for writers looking for inspiration.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 09:43 AM (vxGdA)

66
'EU labeling is one step before a total boycott on Israel'


Yup, and everyone knows it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2015 09:44 AM (gf8BH)

67 Reminds me that I need to actually click the "Buy" button for a couple 6-hour Zippo hand warmers for my get home bag.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 09:44 AM (W2YA6)

68 "Jesus probably looked like a really average Jewish dude, maybe even on the nondescript side."



Probably. Pretty average looking dude with dark hair and skin.

Pull a guy over in Israel. Jesus.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 09:44 AM (r4led)

69 Insomniac, put all the cats out. I have had failures at phone interviews when a cat decided I was ignoring him and jumped in my lap.
And sit up and project, even if you are on the phone.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2015 09:30 AM (q2o3


And smile over the phone! Wait, that's for customer service. Nevermind.

Good luck, seriously.

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 09:44 AM (lIU4e)

70 I felt warm and very happy. So so peaceful...

Yep. They tell me you just drift off to sleep. And when the fire goes out, your dog wanders off.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2015 09:45 AM (xq1UY)

71 Greetings gentlefappers.

That painting looks cold. OTOH, I await the first football game played in the snow this season so's I can watch it on the telly. I could do that all day.

#WASTF

#freshhell

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 09:45 AM (LUgeY)

72 The title should be "Obama's Winter in America".

Posted by: Ian Galt at December 07, 2015 09:46 AM (8iiMU)

73 Where did you go to school, Grizzly Adams Elementary?



****


School fight song: "I'm A Lumberjack and I'm OK"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 07, 2015 09:46 AM (NeFrd)

74
My Son a Jihadi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeZuRTdS9RI

Again, I suggest everyone watch it before it is yanked. The crap these guys do is horrible. He was hacking up all the men and was going to murder a baby but spared her bc she was a girl. Did he plan to rape her? Wouldnt surprise me. Muslims have done that shite before.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 09:47 AM (iQIUe)

75 Awesome painting. I love snow and mountains.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 07, 2015 09:47 AM (/ciMI)

76 A "traditional board game" where you chuck huge slabs of wood at each other? That could catch on here.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 09:35 AM


The national sport of Colombia is called Tejo. It involves throwing rocks at a target on a pile of dirt while drinking. Occasionally explosive squibs are involved.

I know I repeat this a lot, but it delights me that it is actually true.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2015 09:47 AM (q2o38)

77 Yep. They tell me you just drift off to sleep. And when the fire goes out, your dog wanders off.
Posted by: Stringer
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Yep.

Posted by: Robert Service at December 07, 2015 09:48 AM (9mTYi)

78 School fight song: "I'm A Lumberjack and I'm OK"

===

Lunch lady was Euell Gibbons

Posted by: Bigby's Left Hook at December 07, 2015 09:48 AM (3ZtZW)

79 Where did you go to school, Grizzly Adams Elementary?



****


School fight song: "I'm A Lumberjack and I'm OK"




"I'm a Lumberjack and Bend Over"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 09:49 AM (6oPFc)

80 That makes me want cookies and hot chocolate.

As do most other things but that's neither here nor there.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 09:49 AM (mf5HN)

81 At one point, responding to a question, she referred to using the "nuclear option" against Iran - usually interpreted as using a nuclear weapon - before her attention was caught by a prominent member of the audience, Justice Stephen G. Breyer of the Supreme Court.


Military option, nuclear option. At this point what difference does it make? This country is so stupid only a Supreme Court justice knows the difference.

Posted by: sir Edmund Hillary at December 07, 2015 09:49 AM (7v/r5)

82 Where did you go to school, Grizzly Adams Elementary?



****


School fight song: "I'm A Lumberjack and I'm OK"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 07, 2015 09:46 AM (NeFrd)

And the kids today won't believe you.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 07, 2015 09:50 AM (c2krM)

83 Lunch lady was Euell Gibbons

Heh. What "lunch," kiddies? You're eating the TABLE!

I keed, I keed. I'm a fan of Gibbons's books.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 09:50 AM (r9tFS)

84 Jon Wooditch, the Department of Veterans Affairs former top watchdog, resigned after being caught masturbating in the agencys all-glass conference room in full view of people across the street, including school teachers at an education conference.

Daily Caller

That's nice

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2015 09:50 AM (gf8BH)

85 Knock knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow way the Giants are making the playoffs.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2015 09:50 AM (NjiZL)

86 Cautiously shows this to the Empress. Is the Ravage feeling peckish?

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/selection-du-weekend-169-31.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 09:51 AM (vxGdA)

87 School fight song: "I'm A Lumberjack and I'm OK"
------------

The school sport is playing catch.. with axes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 09:51 AM (9mTYi)

88 Jon Wooditch, the Department of Veterans Affairs former top watchdog,
resigned after being caught masturbating in the agencys all-glass
conference room in full view of people across the street, including
school teachers at an education conference.


Gun control!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 07, 2015 09:51 AM (PwP5j)

89 In honor of our President I made another donation to the NRA today. Goest thou and do likewise.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at December 07, 2015 09:51 AM (k8tEg)

90 Snow way the Giants are making the playoffs.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2015 09:50 AM (NjiZL)


Actually in THAT Division, that is not really true

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2015 09:52 AM (gf8BH)

91 >>>Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2015 09:50 AM (gf8BH)<<<




That's disgusting.



Gotta keep that kinda stuff in your own cubicle.

Posted by: SCOAMF's SEC employees watching porn at December 07, 2015 09:53 AM (H9MG5)

92 "Okay, children, today's lesson is on the correct choke settings for starting a chain saw in sub-zero temperatures. Everybody pump your primer bulb six times..."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 07, 2015 09:53 AM (NeFrd)

93 52 TRUMP!


You know who called it first on the parents knowing what was being plotted?

Yep, Trump. He was right. Again. I'm still not all aboard the Trump train but he's close to closing the deal with me.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 09:53 AM (r9tFS)

94 @84 2008. Bush's Fault.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2015 09:53 AM (xq1UY)

95 Jon Wooditch, the Department of Veterans Affairs former top watchdog,

resigned after being caught masturbating in the agencys all-glass

conference room in full view of people across the street, including

school teachers at an education conference.

Gun control!


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel


The actual f*ck is wrong with people?

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at December 07, 2015 09:54 AM (/Ho8c)

96 Grizzly Adams Elementary School has been closed.

It is now the Dan Haggerty Bartending School of Flaming Drinks and Burn Care Center.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2015 09:54 AM (NjiZL)

97 So how much goat pr0n did Jon Wooditch have on the government computer?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 09:55 AM (vxGdA)

98 95 Watchdog liked to be watched,dog.

Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2015 09:55 AM (8HTq1)

99 Watchdog liked to be watched,dog.

Posted by: steevy


Well-played, sir.

*golf clap*

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at December 07, 2015 09:55 AM (/Ho8c)

100 This morning there was a crescent moon and a star? Planet? Outside the moon. Very bright. Bad omen?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 09:55 AM (iQIUe)

101 "Okay, children, today's lesson is on the correct choke settings for starting a chain saw in sub-zero temperatures. Everybody pump your primer bulb six times..."

"Um, no Billy, the one on your chain saw."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 09:55 AM (LUgeY)

102 The painting does remind me that when I was a kid I had to walk seven miles to school.....in the snow....uphill both ways.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 07, 2015 09:55 AM (c2krM)

103 Bonnie Malik was reputedly radicalized in college over in BFE.

Nice to know other cultures have colleges destroying minds too...

In other news, apparently the sanity that fled Canadian voters landed in Venezoola.

Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2015 09:56 AM (uRe+P)

104 >>The actual f*ck is wrong with people?

I know, right?

Shoulda kept it in the bathroom...or the walls of the hall outside of the bathroom....

Posted by: EPA - Denver Office at December 07, 2015 09:56 AM (NOIQH)

105 Those look like haunted, frightened trees.

Posted by: Bob Dylan at December 07, 2015 09:56 AM (zoehZ)

106 Nice one, rdb!

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 07, 2015 09:56 AM (wezJK)

107 Just remember these are the folk who ran Larry Craig out of office because of a wide stance.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 09:57 AM (vxGdA)

108 I gave myself the present of ignoring President Petulant last nite.

I'm assuming the usual ... Don't blame Islam, Protect the Muslims, More Syrians, and Gun Control. That about cover it ?

Of course ... can't totally blame the guy. A few higher ups around here can't bring themselves to blame Islam either.

Posted by: Irony at December 07, 2015 09:57 AM (RKJF2)

109 "Um, no Billy, the one on your chain saw."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy


*****


"We're so proud of Billy. We think he's going to work for the VA as a watchdog when he grows up." /Billy's parents

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 07, 2015 09:57 AM (NeFrd)

110 Not that I'm on VA stroke-offs side, but I hate this stupid sensationalist media that has to mention school teachers as a way to suggest children could have seen it.

And you know as well as I do that's exactly what they're doing.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 09:57 AM (W2YA6)

111 So President Present made a speech.

I feel safer already.

Posted by: West at December 07, 2015 09:58 AM (1Rgee)

112 Remember, DOJ is still investigating the arrest of clock boy.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 09:58 AM (iQIUe)

113 This morning there was a crescent moon and a star? Planet? Outside the moon. Very bright. Bad omen?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 09:55 AM

Planet. Venus.

I've been tracking it daily for weeks.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 07, 2015 09:58 AM (7v/r5)

114 "Jesus probably looked like a really average Jewish dude, maybe even on the nondescript side."

-
Average looking but wise and moral. The Anti-Kardashian.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 07, 2015 09:58 AM (IWLe1)

115 Irony - got it right except for no mention of Syrian refugees. He only made a reference to doing something about the visa program.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 09:59 AM (NOIQH)

116 Nice painting. Los Angeles, CA, 2025?

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 09:59 AM (MQEz6)

117 resigned after being caught masturbating in the agencys all-glass conference room in full view of people across the street

-----------

I wonder what name he posts here under...

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 07, 2015 09:59 AM (/ciMI)

118 That painting made my nuts tuck up real tight. Good art will do that.

Posted by: Dang, wearing a smoking jacket and smoking a pipe at December 07, 2015 09:59 AM (2oWD2)

119 Ralph Peters on Varney just called Obama "such a total pussy" -- and Varney had to remind him he can't use that kind of language on tv. In fact just insisted that he apologize.


Posted by: Satan of Mallfly Vt at December 07, 2015 09:59 AM (MaaAj)

120 PRincess In Chief [PRIC] gave a speech last night and basically Otherized any American as an enemy who does not agree with him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 09:59 AM (vxGdA)

121 >>I gave myself the present of ignoring President Petulant last nite.

The only people watching the little shit were the ones writing about the speech.

Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2015 10:00 AM (uRe+P)

122 Hey, people want things that relate to them, whether they be movies or their messiah.

You know, because tribal.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 10:00 AM (W2YA6)

123 113 This morning there was a crescent moon and a star? Planet? Outside the moon. Very bright. Bad omen?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 09:55 AM

Planet. Venus.

I've been tracking it daily for weeks.

______


I noticed it too- when is "peal crecsent' in terms of the cycle?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at December 07, 2015 10:00 AM (kXzR8)

124 We need a "Punch an Obama Voter In the Face Day."

We really do.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2015 10:00 AM (NjiZL)

125 People who live in glass conference rooms shouldn't toss one off.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 07, 2015 10:00 AM (PwP5j)

126 Those who work in glass conference rooms should not cast seed.

Posted by: Dang at December 07, 2015 10:01 AM (2oWD2)

127 Happy-ish Monday Morning, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Glass House Critic ... at December 07, 2015 10:01 AM (oZKRQ)

128 >>...but I hate this stupid sensationalist media that has to mention school teachers

These are the ones who want to teach about SSM, transgenders in kindergarten, and introduce middle school students to the joys of anal sex and other experimentation, and also have school nurses hand out birth control without parentel consent, right?

I'm sure the were shocked by a little masturbation.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 10:01 AM (NOIQH)

129 There are no visible footprints in the snow.

The sniper either positioned himself before the snowfall, or he waded up the shallow creek.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 10:01 AM (1xUj/)

130
PRincess In Chief [PRIC] gave a speech last night and basically Otherized any American as an enemy who does not agree with him.


He's been doing that since 2008.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 07, 2015 10:01 AM (PwP5j)

131 "People in glass houses should not fap."

Said Ben Franklin, probably.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 10:01 AM (r9tFS)

132 Cautiously shows this to the Empress. Is the Ravage feeling peckish?

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/selection-du-weekend-169-31.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 09:51 AM (vxGdA)



Sigh. It's true.

Presume link to The Factory of Sadness here.

Here's a nice Christmas album: https://youtu.be/kxv4hOpbFEQ

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 10:01 AM (mf5HN)

133 Almost a jinx! You win, Pappy!

Posted by: Dang at December 07, 2015 10:01 AM (2oWD2)

134 Not a smidgen of corruption at the VA. Granted, there is a lot of masturbation, but it's only because the Republicans blocked my efforts to supply the VA management with midget porn.

Posted by: Barry "All is Well" Obama at December 07, 2015 10:01 AM (ppaKI)

135 YouTube instructional videos on Minecraft posted by eight-year-olds have radicalized me against playing Minecraft.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 07, 2015 10:02 AM (/ciMI)

136 Good luck, Insomniac.

I like ties, suits, etc. If you wanna be a professional, the first step is to actually look like one. Next comes doing the work, but if you can' even be bothered to fake professionalism in your dress, then what should I expect of the work. That's my opinion on the matter, and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: West at December 07, 2015 10:02 AM (1Rgee)

137
People who live in glass conference rooms shouldn't toss one off.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 07, 2015 10:00 AM (PwP5j)





Let he who has not jacked off while on mute during a conference call cast the first stone......

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 10:02 AM (gwpf+)

138 Wow, we just scored a major contract with the federal government...

Posted by: Nut Hut (tm) at December 07, 2015 10:02 AM (H9MG5)

139 Saw a screenshot this morning where CNN Spanish had the text "President of Venezuela" underneath TFG last night. They're more right than they know.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 07, 2015 10:02 AM (S+N7W)

140 *peak

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at December 07, 2015 10:03 AM (kXzR8)

141 People who work in glass offices should not throw boners.

Posted by: Moron in a Panthers Snuggie at December 07, 2015 10:03 AM (Ui7Rt)

142 "Average Jewish dude" certainly wouldn't have meant the same thing in 4 BC.

"Jewish features" are the result of two forcibly closed gene pools, Sephardim and Ashkenazi. Modern Israelis don't look like M.E. Jews of 150 years ago, since there has been (you may recall) a lot of immigration there, with a major re-infusion of EuroJewish stock. Actual native sabras are genetically indistinguishable from other Semites.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2015 10:03 AM (xq1UY)

143 The painting does remind me that when I was a kid I had to walk seven miles to school.....in the snow....uphill both ways.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 07, 2015 09:55 AM (c2krM)

barefoot, too, right?

Posted by: Mainah at December 07, 2015 10:03 AM (659DL)

144 "VA Watchdog Casts Pearl Necklaces Before Swine"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 07, 2015 10:03 AM (/ciMI)

145 They were all out of Fappin' Cabins!

Posted by: Wanky the Watch Dog at December 07, 2015 10:03 AM (2oWD2)

146 Between that and the EPA hall poopers, I'm making a mental note to never rent out former government offices.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 07, 2015 10:03 AM (PwP5j)

147 >>We need a "Punch an Obama Voter In the Face Day."

Punch em in their EBT card.

Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2015 10:04 AM (uRe+P)

148 I feel as if my privacy has been invaded by peeping tom teachers. Why have the republicans done this to the country?

Damn judgemental social conservatives.

Posted by: 'batin watchdog at December 07, 2015 10:04 AM (7v/r5)

149 President Shit-Midas's little tantrum pushed Mrs. Chupacabra's Last Man on Earth episode around 15 minutes last night. And since she can't miss any of her shows, she actually watched some Family Guy. Which she hated mightily.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 10:05 AM (W2YA6)

150 So that's why there are always so many boxes of Kleenex next to the lotion dispensers in their offices, eh?

Um, so I've been told.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 10:05 AM (LUgeY)

151 Oh Empress, the bitter tears of woe from that fan's Christmas video.... are so funny..

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 10:05 AM (vxGdA)

152 "Average Jewish dude" certainly wouldn't have meant the same thing in 4 BC.

"Jewish features" are the result of two forcibly closed gene pools, Sephardim and Ashkenazi. Modern Israelis don't look like M.E. Jews of 150 years ago, since there has been (you may recall) a lot of immigration there, with a major re-infusion of EuroJewish stock. Actual native sabras are genetically indistinguishable from other Semites.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2015 10:03 AM (xq1UY)



Wait, Jesus was born 150 years ago?

I'm so confused.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 10:05 AM (mf5HN)

153 Staff Meating in the Conference Room!

Posted by: Dang at December 07, 2015 10:05 AM (2oWD2)

154 WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. investigators are increasingly convinced the California shooters planned multiple attacks, given their stockpile of weapons, and are looking at whether the Pakistani woman involved radicalized her American husband, officials said on Sunday.


... ya think ?

The fact that they found multiple pipe-bombs in their apartment after they had returned and stocked up for their next misadventure, that was prematurely interrupted by San Bernardino SWAT, just screams that there was to be at least three attacks.

Their faith also afforded them the ability to believe in the tactical use of "Death Blossom", a battle technique observed by US trainers in Iraq. The theory of "Death Blossom" is that when attacked, you shoot and every possible direction and God will decide who is innocent.

Allah decided that the couple were best converted to hamburger.

Posted by: Norman Schwarzkopf at December 07, 2015 10:05 AM (e8kgV)

155 >>YouTube instructional videos on Minecraft posted by eight-year-olds have radicalized me...

...into being a world-trekking griefing* mo'fo.

(griefing is visitng another player's world and burning it all down!!)

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 10:05 AM (NOIQH)

156 The painting does remind me that when I was a kid I had to walk seven miles to school.....in the snow....uphill both ways.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 07, 2015 09:55 AM (c2krM)

barefoot, too, right?


DiThe painting does remind me that when I was a kid I had to walk seven miles to school.....in the snow....uphill both ways.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 07, 2015 09:55 AM (c2krM)

barefoot, too, right?

How did you know? Did you go to the same school I did?

Posted by: StrawMan at December 07, 2015 10:06 AM (c2krM)

157 "Thank you for calling the Department of Veterans Affairs.....so.....what are you wearing?"

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 07, 2015 10:06 AM (PwP5j)

158 (Better) Staff Beating in the Conference Room!

Posted by: Dang at December 07, 2015 10:06 AM (2oWD2)

159 DOJ investigating Chicago? I hope they have hip hight boots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2015 10:06 AM (gf8BH)

160 The VA fapping at work SOP is 23 pages long.

Most of it is a listing of revisions.

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 10:06 AM (MQEz6)

161 "Thank you for calling the Department of Veterans Affairs.....so.....what are you wearing?"


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel


Uh...khakis, and a polo.

Posted by: Jake at December 07, 2015 10:06 AM (/Ho8c)

162 I thought Christmas was being over-commercialized, but the onslaught of ads shoehorning the new movie into their ads is breathtaking. This weekend I saw a commercial for makeup touting their Jedi and Sith shades.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 07, 2015 10:06 AM (ppaKI)

163 Wonder if the teachers pointed and laughed at his...deficiencies.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 10:06 AM (r9tFS)

164 (Even bettter! Shaft Beating in the Conference Room!

Posted by: Dang at December 07, 2015 10:07 AM (2oWD2)

165 OK, was just reading Proverbs 21 and lots of things are jumping out at me, but these two in particular re the terrorism of last week:

3 To do justice and judgment is more acceptable to the Lord than sacrifice.

10 The soul of the wicked desireth evil: his neighbour findeth no favour in his eyes.

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 10:07 AM (lIU4e)

166 129
There are no visible footprints in the snow.



The sniper either positioned himself before the snowfall, or he waded up the shallow creek.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 10:01 AM (1xUj/)

Of course there are no footprints in the snow. Bill Monroe had not been born yet.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 10:07 AM (t2KH5)

167
Their faith also afforded them the ability to believe in the
tactical use of "Death Blossom", a battle technique observed by US
trainers in Iraq. The theory of "Death Blossom" is that when attacked,
you shoot and every possible direction and God will decide who is
innocent.


It stopped the Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 07, 2015 10:07 AM (PwP5j)

168 (Better) Staff Beating in the Conference Room!
Posted by: Dang at December 07, 2015 10:06 AM (2oWD2)

hey, the frosting on that cupcake tasted like clorox?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2015 10:07 AM (gf8BH)

169 We're painting a collaborative mural at work called "Diversity"--we're loading up on laxatives then spraying the wall with diarrhea. You'd be surprised at the rich textures and shades.

Posted by: Government Employee at December 07, 2015 10:07 AM (/ciMI)

170 Well Jon, you certainly gave new meaning to The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves.

Just for that you get a performance bonus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 10:07 AM (vxGdA)

171 Winter is coming.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 07, 2015 10:07 AM (evdj2)

172 Actually, not to get too up in history, but Ben Franklin sort of did suggest that people in glass houses shouldn't fap.

But it was more to do with adultery, and why he (supposedly) invented the busybody mirror to see who was at the front door and could escape in time.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 10:08 AM (W2YA6)

173 I'd say a circle jerk is SOP for most government conference rooms.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 07, 2015 10:08 AM (PwP5j)

174 He only made a reference to doing something about the visa program.

We're going to MasterCard!!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2015 10:08 AM (xq1UY)

175 "Death Blossom" has been observed in many Islamic countries. Though it is usually called "Spray + Pray"

If the bullets hit, well Allah wills it. If the bullets miss, Allah wills it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 10:09 AM (vxGdA)

176 Well Jon, you certainly gave new meaning to The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves.

Just for that you get a performance bonus.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 10:07 AM (vxGdA)



Tea. Everywhere.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 10:09 AM (mf5HN)

177 The VA fapping at work SOP is 23 pages long.

Most of it is a listing of revisions.


No pictures?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 10:09 AM (LUgeY)

178 Painting theme song: Baby it's cold outside

Posted by: votermom at December 07, 2015 10:09 AM (cbfNE)

179 The painting does remind me that when I was a kid I had to walk seven miles to school.....in the snow....uphill both ways.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 07, 2015 09:55 AM (c2krM)

barefoot, too, right?



With just a raw potato for lunch.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 07, 2015 10:09 AM (evdj2)

180 That's a painting of Greenland in the summer when the Vikings landed there.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 07, 2015 10:10 AM (gvGwC)

181 WZ has a tweet, this is where we are in 2015, presidential candidates tweeting, from Bernie Sanders with the usual drivel regarding abortion, if men got pregnant blah, blah.

A SJW responds to him that men do get pregnant just not CIS men.

I hate this shit.

Posted by: JackStraw cheerer of Mets at December 07, 2015 10:10 AM (/tuJf)

182 testes

Posted by: That guy at December 07, 2015 10:11 AM (yn6XZ)

183 80 That makes me want cookies and hot chocolate.

As do most other things but that's neither here nor there.
Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 09:49 AM (mf5HN)


I saw on pinterest yesterday a recipe for Hot Chocolate Cookies!!!

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 10:11 AM (lIU4e)

184 "Look at that jerk in the conference room!"

Posted by: Dang at December 07, 2015 10:11 AM (2oWD2)

185 Go 'way! 'Batin!

Posted by: VA at December 07, 2015 10:11 AM (/ciMI)

186 Early winter eh?

F'ng Kilmeade has Nancy B. Graham on his show. Dude sounds like he's reading off of note cards, taking shots at Rand Paul.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 07, 2015 10:12 AM (5buP8)

187 *hands the Empress a roll of paper towels*

Well I hope I amused you somewhat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 10:12 AM (vxGdA)

188 Well, Franklin did invent the busybody, the supposedly was that the niche he was filling was for his adultery.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 10:12 AM (W2YA6)

189 "This is my rifle this is my gun. The first is for fighting the second is for fun."

Jon Wooditch, Department of Veterans Affairs

Posted by: full metal jacket at December 07, 2015 10:12 AM (1uTkE)

190 Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less travelled by.
And, a bear raped me.

Posted by: Leonardo at December 07, 2015 10:12 AM (yn6XZ)

191 How did you know? Did you go to the same school I did?
Posted by: StrawMan at December 07, 2015 10:06 AM (c2krM)

Must have been a year behind or in front of you!

Posted by: Mainah at December 07, 2015 10:13 AM (659DL)

192 "The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves"

you're doing it wrong, VA

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 07, 2015 10:13 AM (27KAF)

193 The painting does remind me that when I was a kid I had to walk seven miles to school.....in the snow....uphill both ways.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 07, 2015 09:55 AM (c2krM)

barefoot, too, right?


With just a raw potato for lunch.


When we got hungry, the teacher beat us about the head and shoulders with a stick.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 07, 2015 10:13 AM (c2krM)

194 That painting is clearly Islamophobic.

It caters to ice people, instead of our warm-blooded brethren from the Middle East.

Can't we all just get along?

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Posted by: Mary's retard brother at December 07, 2015 10:14 AM (Zu3d9)

195 This made my girl dick hard.

https://youtu.be/x44EREtI7uY

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 10:14 AM (mf5HN)

196 Every normal man must at times be tempted to spit on his hands, open the drapes, and start choking the chicken.

Posted by: 'batin watchdog at December 07, 2015 10:14 AM (7v/r5)

197 186 Early winter eh?

F'ng Kilmeade has Nancy B. Graham on his show. Dude sounds like he's reading off of note cards, taking shots at Rand Paul.
--------------------\
I'm listening to that too- freaking Ms. Lindsey is on the show like twice a month?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at December 07, 2015 10:14 AM (kXzR8)

198 "Whose woods these are, I think I know."

These are The Bear's Woods.
And you have "Miles" to go before you sleep.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2015 10:14 AM (xq1UY)

199 Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 09:49 AM (mf5HN)

Have you ever had Mexican hot chocolate?

It's great stuff.

Posted by: Mary's retard brother at December 07, 2015 10:15 AM (Zu3d9)

200 With just a raw potato for lunch.

Posted by: Grump928(c)


*****

Filthy rich snob with your hoity toity potatoes!!

All we had for lunch was the potato page out of last year's Burpee seed catalog.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 07, 2015 10:16 AM (NeFrd)

201 "Under Pressure from Israel and Republican Budget Cuts, VA Employees are Losing Focus"

Posted by: Tomorrow's News Today at December 07, 2015 10:16 AM (/ciMI)

202 F'ng Kilmeade has Nancy B. Graham on his show. Dude sounds like he's reading off of note cards, taking shots at Rand Paul.


Everyone at FAUX News got their marching orders from Murdoch all right. Hell, even Greg Gutfeld, who used to be a Libertarian, suddenly, overnight, became a GOPe-lovin' RINO

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 10:17 AM (r9tFS)

203 This made my girl dick hard.

https://youtu.be/x44EREtI7uY
Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 10:14 AM (mf5HN)


His name is 'sasse'. That's fab.

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 10:17 AM (lIU4e)

204 The niece of Marine LePen in France has charisma
and Jenny say qwua

http://tinyurl.com/purblkv

Posted by: McCool at December 07, 2015 10:17 AM (TQxRy)

205 Question answered: There's bear shit next to the path.

Posted by: Donnajello at December 07, 2015 10:17 AM (yn6XZ)

206 Sen. Sasse makes far more sense than Gaylord ever has.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 10:18 AM (vxGdA)

207 I heard a bit on the radio but not the entire story about another newspaper cover that is bat shite crazy. Anyone see it?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 10:18 AM (iQIUe)

208 Posted by: Mary's retard brother

Loved that movie.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at December 07, 2015 10:18 AM (/Ho8c)

209 Hand to gland combat.

Posted by: 'batin watchdog at December 07, 2015 10:18 AM (7v/r5)

210 195 This made my girl dick hard.

Speaking of girl dicks, Warholian tranny Holly Woodlawn died yesterday.

The opening line of "Walk on the Wild Side" was about "her."

Holly came from Miami F-L-A...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 10:19 AM (r9tFS)

211 We'll stop raping if you bring us some damn Charmin!

I used some poison ivy yesterday by mistake. Holy crap.

Posted by: Bears at December 07, 2015 10:19 AM (/ciMI)

212
Even bettter! Shaft Beating in the Conference Room!


You know that Shaft is a bad mother. . . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2015 10:20 AM (X6fMO)

213 Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 10:14 AM (mf5HN)

Oh my!

Who is this guy?

This is fvcking awesome. I disagree with some of what he says, but he clearly understands what America was, and may be again.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 07, 2015 10:20 AM (Zu3d9)

214 Quick!! Somebody call an ambulance!! That guy in the conference room is having a stroke!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 07, 2015 10:20 AM (NeFrd)

215
Their faith also afforded them the ability to believe in the tactical use of "Death Blossom", a battle technique observed by US trainers in Iraq. The theory of "Death Blossom" is that when attacked, you shoot and every possible direction and God will decide who is innocent.







I remember reading the accounts of several US troops who taught Iraqis marksmanship that they'd pick it up fairly well, learning the massively deadly American doctrine of accurate aimed, semiauto fire. The moment the American troops weren't rapping them upside the head, the Iraqis would all of the sudden turn into Imperial Stormtroopers, sprayin' 'n' prayin' at full auto from the hip, like it was burned into their DNA.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 10:20 AM (gwpf+)

216
Read the VDH article. Nothing I did not know really.
Made the mistake of reading the comments. There are a few rabid lefty trolls there. Very sick individuals.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 07, 2015 10:21 AM (uhftQ)

217 Painting theme song: Baby it's cold outside




I keep trying to tell people who have no clue: In order for snow NOT to melt, it has to be below 32 degrees. Folks, that's cold.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 10:21 AM (6oPFc)

218 Hey! Quit dicking around!

Posted by: To VA Guy at December 07, 2015 10:22 AM (/ciMI)

219 Looking at that wintry landscape pic, I can't help but think...

Last night was the last time freezing temps are in the immediate forecast. 70° for a high on Friday, with a low of 51°. Ahh, Oklahoma!

Gonna get some outside work done this week!

Posted by: mindful webworker - okie by me at December 07, 2015 10:22 AM (hUQVp)

220 Good morning, beloved Horde!

Only 11 more days until our Leisl marries Rolf (Sound of Music reference).

I will check the spelling of Leisl in a minute.

Posted by: Emmie at December 07, 2015 10:22 AM (xHPCo)

221 I dip my balls in honey.

Posted by: Moron Pooh at December 07, 2015 10:22 AM (yn6XZ)

222 I actually knew a girl named Leisl.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 07, 2015 10:23 AM (4ErVI)

223 With just a raw potato for lunch.

You got a potato? We just got the dirt that they washed off the potatoes.

On a good day maybe the eyes and some skin.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 10:23 AM (1xUj/)

224 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 10:20 AM (gwpf+)

Israeli doctrine is similar to ours. And it is one reason why they can kick the shit out of Arab armies.

Spray and pray is wonderful for your enemies!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 07, 2015 10:23 AM (Zu3d9)

225 Mama needs some new boots...
http://www.shoebuy.com/pleaser-seduce-3063/487994/1031265

But need book sales first
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO

And I looked at BookBub prices, $1,825? Yikes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 10:24 AM (vxGdA)

226 Irony - got it right except for no mention of Syrian refugees. He only made a reference to doing something about the visa program.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 09:59 AM (NOIQH)

No he mentioned not having religious tests for immigrants. So he mentioned them indirectly.

Posted by: WOPR at December 07, 2015 10:24 AM (LTDSy)

227 Don't eat the brown snow.

Posted by: Dr. Nick at December 07, 2015 10:24 AM (k3w9p)

228 Ben Sasse is junior US Senator from Nebraska.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 07, 2015 10:24 AM (PwP5j)

229 I dip my balls in honey.

Posted by: Moron Pooh

I l-l-love y-y-your honeyed tea, P-P-P-Pooh.

Posted by: Piglet at December 07, 2015 10:24 AM (/ciMI)

230
Even bettter! Shaft Beating in the Conference Room!


You know that Shaft is a bad mother. . . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2015 10:20 AM (X6fMO)






Shut yo mouth

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 10:25 AM (gwpf+)

231 46-year-old man is listed in grave condition at a hospital after one of
two shootings early Monday morning in Baltimore, police said.

I don't like to joke about this, but...grave condition, does that mean "dig a grave"

Posted by: Colin at December 07, 2015 10:25 AM (T3Tpd)

232
You got a potato? We just got the dirt that they washed off the potatoes.


We each got to sniff the same potato.

But only once.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 07, 2015 10:25 AM (PwP5j)

233 Don't eat the brown snow.



Posted by: Dr. Nick

Why not? It's nutrient-rich.

Posted by: Lindsay Graham and his shit-eating grin at December 07, 2015 10:26 AM (/ciMI)

234 185 Go 'way! 'Batin!
Posted by: VA at December 07, 2015 10:11 AM (/ciMI)

The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson's Moldy Leiderhosen at December 07, 2015 10:26 AM (u5gzz)

235
We each got to sniff the same potato.

But only once.


For dinner, one kid sniffed the potato and then blew in other kids' faces.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 07, 2015 10:26 AM (PwP5j)

236
Mama needs some new boots...

Sweet Sacher-Masoch!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2015 10:27 AM (X6fMO)

237 "This made my girl dick hard.

Speaking of girl dicks, Warholian tranny Holly Woodlawn died yesterday.

The opening line of "Walk on the Wild Side" was about "her."

Holly came from Miami F-L-A..."

Original second line: "I think he might have been a little gay."

True story.

Okay...it might not be that true.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 07, 2015 10:27 AM (c2krM)

238 What happened to the morning news links that used to be posted?

Posted by: Tronald Dump at December 07, 2015 10:27 AM (VhPjL)

239 And, when he was done, he made me sniff his potato.

Posted by: Bear Rape Victim #347 at December 07, 2015 10:27 AM (yn6XZ)

240 >>No he mentioned not having religious tests for immigrants. So he mentioned them indirectly.

Ugh, you're right!
It was nestled into the longish "don't be haters!!" lecture part of his speech instead of the "here's a laundry list what I'm doing" part.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 10:27 AM (NOIQH)

241 San Bernardino Terrorist Tafsheen Malik Spent Year Before Attack Studying The Koran In A Pakistani Madrassa



Id wager Tafsheen Malik knows a tad more about Islam than Obama (who insisted last night she did not represent Islam).

Weasel Zippers

Some vetting process ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2015 10:27 AM (gf8BH)

242 46-year-old man is listed in grave condition at a hospital after one of
two shootings early Monday morning in Baltimore, police said.

I don't like to joke about this, but...grave condition, does that mean "dig a grave"


Next step.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 10:28 AM (6oPFc)

243 Some vetting process ha?

I feel safer already...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 10:29 AM (LUgeY)

244 Remember Ace's joke?

Q: What's a 7 course Irish gourmet meal?

A: A 6 pack and a potato.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 10:29 AM (iQIUe)

245 You don't need to floss your teeth after eating ice cream.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 07, 2015 10:29 AM (E5UB0)

246 >>San Bernardino Terrorist Tafsheen Malik Spent Year Before Attack Studying The Koran In A Pakistani Madrassa

And Farook had memorized the entire Koran.

Now what radicalized these two? Think, think, think...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 10:30 AM (NOIQH)

247 Id wager Tafsheen Malik knows a tad more about Islam than Obama

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Well, I studied Islam and the Koran for years in Indonesia, but...I was pretty baked.

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 07, 2015 10:30 AM (/ciMI)

248 Remember Ace's joke?

I believe that joke is rather older than the Ewok.

In the same vein, what's the Irish version of planned parenthood?

A weekend at the Cape.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 10:30 AM (1xUj/)

249 Well I think I just made MPPPP's day brighter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 10:31 AM (vxGdA)

250
See the story about the couple who had a boy and a girl? Each thought they were the wrong sex. Now thru the magic of genital mutilation and plastic surgery, they look like freaks.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 10:31 AM (iQIUe)

251 #Winning

Posted by: President Barack Sheen at December 07, 2015 10:32 AM (/ciMI)

252 There's only one thing to do about terrorists: fuck them to death.

Posted by: H. Bear Garrison at December 07, 2015 10:32 AM (yn6XZ)

253 >>See the story about the couple who had a boy and a girl? Each thought they were the wrong sex.

Ripe for a nature vs. nurture discussion, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 10:32 AM (NOIQH)

254 How citizens are treated is a different matter than how others are treated, be they potential immigrants or enemy combatants.

We could make the test for immigrants "do you like Hawaiian shirts?" if we wanted. It would be silly but not unethical. Democrats continually conflate in order to dupe. And it works, because a sufficient block of people are blockheads.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 07, 2015 10:32 AM (E5UB0)

255 The VA thing was 7 years ago.

We were all feeding the geese in glass conference rooms back then, amiright?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 07, 2015 10:34 AM (IaRxu)

256 And it works, because a sufficient block of people are blockheads.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Charlie Brown at December 07, 2015 10:34 AM (/ciMI)

257 Ben Sasse is junior US Senator from Nebraska.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 07, 2015 10:24 AM (PwP5j)



I will admit that one of my first reactions was when did we start electing 12 year olds to the Senate.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 10:34 AM (mf5HN)

258 >>> 23 Wow, first time I've ever actually seen the sniper. ...

He's a damned No-Go at this station.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 07, 2015 10:34 AM (di1hb)

259 So that's why VA offices smell like crab rangoon.

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 10:34 AM (MQEz6)

260 We could make the test for immigrants "do you like Hawaiian shirts?"

----

What's the right answer?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 07, 2015 10:35 AM (/ciMI)

261 We could make the test for immigrants "do you like Hawaiian shirts?"

----

What's the right answer?



Only with a full Magnum P.I. pron 'stache.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 10:36 AM (1xUj/)

262 You got a potato? We just got the dirt that they washed off the potatoes.

On a good day maybe the eyes and some skin.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 10:23 AM (1xUj/)


My dad used to say they got nothin' but an ole cold sweet potato...

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 10:36 AM (lIU4e)

263 See the story about the couple who had a boy and a girl? Each thought they were the wrong sex. Now thru the magic of genital mutilation and plastic surgery, they look like freaks.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
------------------------------------------------------------------
And the parents look deliriously happy. The kids are not being made physically ill, so we need a new term. How about Munchcaitlyn by proxy syndrome?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 07, 2015 10:37 AM (E5UB0)

264 I was just trying to clear up some backlog...

Posted by: VA Guy at December 07, 2015 10:37 AM (/ciMI)

265
He had a pocket full of horses fucked the shit out of bears....George Washington

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 10:37 AM (iQIUe)

266 >>Munchcaitlyn by proxy syndrome


*golf clap*

I do blame the parents.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 10:38 AM (NOIQH)

267
I really liked this picture today of Korean children all dressed up playing a traditional Korean game. The kids are so cute, not growing up and bitching about diversity, BLM, and so much other Western nonsense....

http://tinyurl.com/hfshzw6

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 07, 2015 09:32 AM (AC0lD)


Very nice picture. Thank you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 07, 2015 10:38 AM (BK3ZS)

268 Hillary finally went on a Sunday Morning Program. No surprise she picked Stephanopolous.

What was surprising was that George put up two clips of parents of Benghazi victims accusing Hillary of lying to them about the video as being the cause, after George setup that Hillary had told daughter Chelsea and other insiders that it was actually a pre-meditated terrorist attack.

Hillary literally blamed it on the "fog of war."

Just what we want in a Commander-in-Chief.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2015 10:39 AM (r1fLd)

269 >> And the parents look deliriously happy. The kids are not
>> being made physically ill, so we need a new term. How
>> about Munchcaitlyn by proxy syndrome?

I think it's better known as 'felony child abuse, twenty years'.




Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2015 10:39 AM (o+SC1)

270
"How about Munchcaitlyn by proxy syndrome?"

Perfection on the first go.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 07, 2015 10:39 AM (+aCe4)

271 I usually don't listen to Obama speeches but did last night.
I can never get that time back again.

First, given the noise from the White House, the gun control stuff was just that .. noise. There had already been a bipartisan rejection of using the "no-fly' list in the House with 47 Democrats saying .. NO.

I really thought he would try to go further.

But what was really surprising was that I'm sure Progressives were equally disappointed .

This speech was completely devoid to any new ideas. It could have been delivered two weeks ago to an empty room with equal results.

We all know he doesn't want to get into a ground war, but the air campaign is completely lackluster. So lackluster that many Iraqis think the US is siding with ISIL. If he had any new ideas, I thought they would enhance the air campaign, perhaps by telling us that a dozen B-52s had just flattened Raqqa.

If you take the long view, it's actually easy to see that Obama hasn't had a new ideas since he (or Bill Ayers) wrote his last book.

Posted by: Doug Stamper at December 07, 2015 10:39 AM (e8kgV)

272 "Fog of War" is, of course, what I call my stroke meds.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at December 07, 2015 10:40 AM (/ciMI)

273 You got a potato? We just got the dirt that they washed off the potatoes.

On a good day maybe the eyes and some skin.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 10:23 AM (1xUj/)

My dad used to say they got nothin' but an ole cold sweet potato...
Posted by: Lea ****We got to eat gravel, but only after our parents had "recycled" it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 07, 2015 10:42 AM (+aCe4)

274
What happened to the morning news links that used to be posted?

Posted by: Tronald Dump at December 07, 2015 10:27 AM (VhPjL)







Coup de Vic

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 10:43 AM (gwpf+)

275 It's a Festivus miracle! A horse that I used to care for but was moved to a different part of the State a year and a half ago, just reappeared! The owner is a neighbor of the farm next door, and he never told me she was coming back. I hated it when she left, figured she was gone for good. On my way over there later with a bag of carrots and apples, see if she remembers me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 07, 2015 10:43 AM (2cS/G)

276
Actually that's Coup d'Vic, but I like it better in the less Froggy version.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 10:44 AM (gwpf+)

277
On my way over there later with a bag of carrots and apples, see if she remembers me.

Posted by: Lincolntf

Of course I remember you, Lincoln!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at December 07, 2015 10:44 AM (/ciMI)

278 I saw Fog of War open for Ayreon



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 07, 2015 10:45 AM (r9tFS)

279 It's adorable watching the perma-banned try and post.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 10:46 AM (W2YA6)

280 I drove a Coupe de Vic back in the 70s. It was a sweet ride.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 07, 2015 10:47 AM (eytER)

281 279,

Missed it. Who is it?

Posted by: eman at December 07, 2015 10:47 AM (MQEz6)

282 By the 70's the Coupe de Vic was already a 40 year old design.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 10:48 AM (W2YA6)

283
Did not watch or listen to ShizzleMidas last night. Instead, I attended the Eagle Scout board of review for one of our Troop's young men as his Scoutmaster.

I cannot begin to say how proud I am of our youths when they reach this milestone and how well they acquit themselves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 07, 2015 10:48 AM (BK3ZS)

284 274


What happened to the morning news links that used to be posted?



Posted by: Tronald Dump at December 07, 2015 10:27 AM (VhPjL)








coup de Vic

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 10:43 AM (gwpf+)


I think he was talking about Ben's links.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 10:49 AM (t2KH5)

285 >> "Fog of War"


What war?

The 'riots over video' lie was specifically used to *deny* it was an act of war.

So is she saying she was unable to recognize an act of war as it happened and immediately after, that it was only sometime later the fog cleared and she saw it as an act of war? When did the fog clear, Hillary? Why did you stay mum about that epiphany?

Have we ever had a worse qualified person as a likely presidential candidate? Oh, wait....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 10:49 AM (NOIQH)

286 When is Pearl Necklace Day?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 07, 2015 10:50 AM (qhVa9)

287 @eman

Wood Shampoo.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 10:50 AM (W2YA6)

288 *flips through Venus Wars manga... *

3.500cc engine with ceramic pistons with a 20,000 RPM red-line and only produces 248HP that powers a one ton Hound Monocycle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 10:51 AM (vxGdA)

289 It's adorable watching the perma-banned try and post.

You gotta be pretty quick to spot them.

I like it when Ace would alter their comments and let them appear for a brief while. Comedy gold, I tell ya.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 10:51 AM (LUgeY)

290 Vic - You said you were having trouble with your computer. Does it simply become unresponsive to the keyboard?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:51 AM (9mTYi)

291
I think he was talking about Ben's links.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 10:49 AM (t2KH5)








I know, brother. But you would always beat him to the punch....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 10:51 AM (gwpf+)

292 When is Pearl Necklace Day?




Day after Steak & Blow Job day.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 10:51 AM (MZVOx)

293 >>When is Pearl Necklace Day?


6/9?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 10:51 AM (NOIQH)

294 "When is Pearl Necklace Day?"


Today.


And it wasn't Pearl Bailey , either.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 10:52 AM (AAge7)

295 I like it when Ace would alter their comments and let them appear for a brief while. Comedy gold, I tell ya.


"I braid my pubes because, pretty"
--MUMR

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 10:52 AM (MZVOx)

296 Hey, a PSA: if you have Netflix, skip A Very Murray Christmas.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 10:53 AM (W2YA6)

297
how fitting was it that obama comes out the day before the anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor with an address that would make Neville Chamberlain look like a warrior

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 07, 2015 10:53 AM (biZTx)

298 290
Vic - You said you were having trouble with your computer. Does it simply become unresponsive to the keyboard?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:51 AM (9mTYi)

Locking up multiple times. I did a chkdsk run this morning and it found three corrupted files and repaired them. I am holding my fingers crossed but I have not had a problem since doing that.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 10:53 AM (t2KH5)

299
I like it when Ace would alter their comments and let them appear for a brief while. Comedy gold, I tell ya.


"I braid my pubes because, pretty"
--MUMR

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 10:52 AM (MZVOx)







Did MUMR finally quit trying to post?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 10:53 AM (gwpf+)

300 Hey, a PSA: if you have Netflix....

-----------

Wait a minute...Netflix is gonna check my prostate?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:54 AM (9mTYi)

301
What's this jerk doctor saying about leaving his gun in his car?

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 07, 2015 10:54 AM (biZTx)

302 We could make the test for immigrants "do you like Hawaiian shirts?"

----

What's the right answer?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes. We need less hipster dbags, more people who like kitschy stuff like Hawaiian shirts.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 07, 2015 10:55 AM (E5UB0)

303
Hey, a PSA: if you have Netflix....

-----------

Wait a minute...Netflix is gonna check my prostate?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:54 AM (9mTYi)








*snaps rubber glove*

Don't worry, it'll all be over soon......

Posted by: Netflix at December 07, 2015 10:55 AM (gwpf+)

304 /looks at picture...

looks out window...

See??? no Snow here in Central Calif...

Ergo... PROOF of Globul Warmering!

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 07, 2015 10:55 AM (qh617)

305 Did MUMR finally quit trying to post?

I haven't seen it around lately, but then again, I'm mostly here in the mornings, mostly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 10:56 AM (LUgeY)

306 >> "Fog of War"

Fog of war, my ass.

Said it before: Les Aspin. Remember him? Long-time Congressional military critic made Bill's SecDef. Guy who put US forces under UN command in Somalia, wouldn't let them have armor. Then Mogadishu, and he became an unperson.

Hillary's whole term at State was about hiding under the desk and avoiding anything that could lead to her becoming an unperson. Then Benghazi, and the 'Please Lord don't let me be Les Aspin' desperation cut in.

Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2015 10:56 AM (o+SC1)

307 Hey, a PSA: if you have Netflix, skip A Very Murray Christmas.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 10:53 AM (W2YA6)


Watch White Christmas instead and think about how dressed up everyone used to be. All the time.

Also, the gray slacks/gray shoes trend for men and whether it should be brought back...

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 10:56 AM (lIU4e)

308 All you need is one Drew post to bring all the crazies out of the woodwork.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 10:56 AM (W2YA6)

309 I noticed the other day that someone used a sock that included the original Word That Must Not Be Mentioned. So, in the spirit of Science!, my next post will be that word, just to see if the nets are still up.

It is the name of a men's sport coat, if you remember those days.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2015 10:56 AM (xq1UY)

310 Locking up multiple times. I did a chkdsk run this morning and it found three corrupted files and repaired them. I am holding my fingers crossed but I have not had a problem since doing that.
Posted by: Vic-
-------------

Ah. Sounds hopeful. I was going to suggest that as soon as the computer boots up, you might try starting Task Manager and allow it to run in the background. If it is a software problem, that might help you to figure what is causing the snag.

Task Manager (if you are not familiar with it) can be started by (just ONE time) pressing Ctrl+Alt+Delete. I expect you know this, but just trying to be helpful.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:57 AM (9mTYi)

311 No by godsir, it spams out. We are still safe. Wonder how that sock worked.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2015 10:57 AM (xq1UY)

312 "Did MUMR finally quit trying to post? "



MUMR?


Why that's like the olden days.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 10:58 AM (fY28W)

313
It is the name of a men's sport coat, if you remember those days.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2015 10:56 AM (xq1UY)







Yep. Val-U-Rite is a hellava drug.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 10:58 AM (gwpf+)

314 That painting looks like how I feel...

Posted by: donna at December 07, 2015 10:59 AM (/dSsq)

315 I've watched a few random sitcom-like series on Netflix lately. BBC or Australian for the most part. "Dreamland" gets a solid B, The IT Crowd also above average. Black Books gets a C, but has a few almost laugh out loud lines each episode, and Death in Paradise gets a C-, would have gotten a B+ for the first two seasons, but the third one just sucks (they replaced the lead actor). So, if you end up with hours to kill, anyone of those might make a good diversion.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 07, 2015 10:59 AM (2cS/G)

316 >>MUMR?
>>
>> Why that's like the olden days.

Isn't there a vaccine for that?

Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2015 10:59 AM (o+SC1)

317 Watch White Christmas instead and think about how dressed up everyone used to be. All the time.
---------------

The acceptance of slovenly dress is an indicator of the general decay of society.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:59 AM (9mTYi)

318 As an aside: I really appreciate all the Moron's who joined the NRA or upped their memberships this weekend, even if money was tight.

It was really cool, and just wanted to say thanks.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 10:59 AM (W2YA6)

319 ...obama comes out the day
before the anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor with an
address that would make Neville Chamberlain look like a warrior.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 07, 2015 10:53 AM


Everything I've read about WWII-era Britain leads me to think Chamberlain was a patriotic Brit, doing what he thought was best for the country.

If it had turned out that he was a Nazi spy actively working to further Hitler's aims, he would have been comparable to Choom Boy.

Hell, even Jimmuh Carter, that dimwitted anti-Semitic fool, is a better American than the Mocha Messiah.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 07, 2015 11:00 AM (ykopX)

320
This press conference is pointless and dumb and boring.

It's like somebody said hey who wants to be on tv?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 07, 2015 11:00 AM (biZTx)

321 What was surprising was that George put up two clips of parents of Benghazi victims accusing Hillary of lying to them about the video as being the cause, after George setup that Hillary had told daughter Chelsea and other insiders that it was actually a pre-meditated terrorist attack.

Hillary literally blamed it on the "fog of war."

Just what we want in a Commander-in-Chief.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2015 10:39 AM (r1fLd)

She knew that question would come up... so she had Steppy ask it... so she could give her nonsensical answer, without any follow up...

She can now say she already answered that question... even though she did not...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 07, 2015 11:00 AM (qh617)

322 It is the name of a men's sport coat, if you remember those days.




Cod piece?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 11:00 AM (MZVOx)

323 310 Task Manager (if you are not familiar with it) can
be started by (just ONE time) pressing Ctrl+Alt+Delete. I expect you
know this, but just trying to be helpful.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 10:57 AM (9mTYi)


I have ran task manager multiple times. The problem was that when the computer locked up so did that. And the task manager showed the same old programs I always run. And the lockups were hard lockups. I had to actually power down and restart to get it unlocked.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:00 AM (t2KH5)

324
We discussed Jimmy Carter here late last night and we decided he is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 07, 2015 11:02 AM (biZTx)

325 Cod piece?

No, no, no, it was London Fog.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 11:02 AM (LUgeY)

326 277
On my way over there later with a bag of carrots and apples, see if she remembers me.

Posted by: Lincolntf



Hey....yeah, yeah. Carrots and apples?

Sure, I remember you! You....you...guy!

*munches on apples and carrots*

*speaks with mouth full*

Hey...uh, buddy.

Now that we're buddies and all...

Lemme show this trick a bear taught me.

Posted by: The Prodigal Horse at December 07, 2015 11:02 AM (KUa85)

327 That painting looks like how I feel...
Posted by: donna
-------------------

*sprinkles some rose petals around donna, offers hot chocolate and cookies *

It's not much, but it's all I got.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 11:02 AM (9mTYi)

328 When Mrs. Chupacabra pointed out that Carter has been declared cancer free, my first response was "the Devil takes care of his own".

Along with asking her how long she thinks it'll be before he hits us with a fat old dose of Jew hate. Which she promptly rolled her eyes over.

It's funny, just how clueless about real hate Jew's actually are.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 11:03 AM (W2YA6)

329 I think we should all be thankful that our terrorist opponents are satisfied with taking out civilians and the occasional military personnel here and there.

I'm mystified that they haven't struck at our soft target electrical power delivery system. It should be pretty easy to identify all substations that feed a particular city and develop a plan to take it out in a coordinated attack. Hell, even a solo jihadi could do a lot of damage.

And if they want to kill people, certainly most Congressmen, Judges and assorted executive flunkies are easy to track.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 07, 2015 11:03 AM (LXJ1e)

330 >> Hell, even Jimmuh Carter, that dimwitted anti-Semitic fool,
>> is a better American than the Mocha Messiah.

Carter got a lot wrong, but no one could have ever made much of a case that he or any of his top advisors was a bought-and-paid-for agent of a foreign power.

With Obama it's hard to imagine how this crew could have done so much harm unless he or someone close to him is one.

Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2015 11:03 AM (o+SC1)

331 Hahaha. Just ordered an item from Amazon I put on wish list two weeks ago. I could have bought it then, but I anticipated price cut by not buying.

Sure nuff... 20% cheaper. Now I can get that operation I've been putting off.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 07, 2015 11:03 AM (7v/r5)

332 We discussed Jimmy Carter here late last night and we decided he is a piece of shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 07, 2015 11:02 AM


I didn't say he wasn't, Soothsayer.

I simply said he was better for the country than Choom Boy.

That still leaves Peanut Man a lot of latitude to be despicable waste of oxygen.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 07, 2015 11:04 AM (ykopX)

333 >>She knew that question would come up... so she had Steppy ask it... so she could give her nonsensical answer, without any follow up...


Yep, classic Clinton tactic.
Next time it comes up she'll declare it "old news".

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 11:04 AM (NOIQH)

334 I renewed my NRA membership last weekend.

I wish they'd let members opt out of all solicitations. I'm not buying any of their stuff, and I'd prefer that my dues be used to neuter lefties.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 07, 2015 11:04 AM (u5gzz)

335 Re appearance of Jesus: Whatever his ethnic look, I'm betting the carpenter was tough and manly. Difficult to imagine hearty Galilean fishermen dropping everything to follow after a pajama boy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the o logically at December 07, 2015 11:04 AM (hUQVp)

336
Said it before: Les Aspin. Remember him? Long-time Congressional military critic made Bill's SecDef. Guy who put US forces under UN command in Somalia, wouldn't let them have armor. Then Mogadishu, and he became an unperson.
...
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2015 10:56 AM (o+SC1)


Actually, the US forces in Somalia were always under US command. When Bill Clinton decided to pull our forces out he announced it as if they had been under UN command. It was a very clever way to avoid his responsibility for the mess -- much better than Hillary's YouTube video guy.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 07, 2015 11:04 AM (RcpcZ)

337 I had to actually power down and restart to get it unlocked.
Posted by: Vic
-----------------

Okay. Well, let's hope your corrupted file-fix will mend things. I assume that you have run some variety of scanner looking for viruses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 11:04 AM (9mTYi)

338
*sprinkles some rose petals around donna, offers hot chocolate and cookies *

It's not much, but it's all I got.

Thank You...

Posted by: donna at December 07, 2015 11:06 AM (/dSsq)

339 "I have ran task manager multiple times. The problem was that when the computer locked up so did that. And the task manager showed the same old programs I always run. And the lockups were hard lockups. I had to actually power down and restart to get it unlocked. "


Have we no IT people here?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:06 AM (vby0X)

340
>She knew that question would come up... so she had Steppy ask it... so she could give her nonsensical answer, without any follow up...


Classic infomercial style.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 07, 2015 11:06 AM (biZTx)

341 >>Said it before: Les Aspin. Remember him? Long-time Congressional military critic made Bill's SecDef. Guy who put US forces under UN command in Somalia, wouldn't let them have armor. Then Mogadishu, and he became an unperson.

Aspin was just another in a long line of Clinton fall guys. The way they use people and then discard them when they are no longer helpful is incredible, I can't believe anyone still wants to support them.

Clinton slashed our intelligence capability and hammered the military while constantly down playing the growing threat from Islamic radicalism. So by all means, lets elect his even more evil and less competent wife. What could go wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2015 11:07 AM (/tuJf)

342 I just don't get a lot of crap from NRA. Probably get more from Judicial Watch and Commentary magazine.

Though supposedly you can call and have yourself removed from the NRA solicitation list. I haven't done it, but supposedly it works nowadays.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 11:07 AM (W2YA6)

343 Difficult to imagine hearty Galilean fishermen dropping everything to follow after a pajama boy.
Posted by: mindful
---------------

Carpentry was only one step removed from blacksmithing in the context of physical effort. A lot of hammering, chiseling, etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 11:07 AM (9mTYi)

344 Nice global warming pic

Posted by: chemjeff at December 07, 2015 11:08 AM (lVU49)

345 337 Okay. Well, let's hope your corrupted file-fix will
mend things. I assume that you have run some variety of scanner looking
for viruses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 11:04 AM (9mTYi)

Yep, AVG and Malwarebytes. No bugs found.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:08 AM (t2KH5)

346 The Terror Watch List is a horrible violation of the rights of due process and should never be used as the basis for denying anyone the Civil Right of owning a firearm.

But... suppose... hypothetically, you could have a "No Gun" List that was:

1. Fully open; the Govt had to notify you if you were on it.
2. Had firmly set criteria for inclusion: severe chronic mental illness, convictions for specified felonies, ties or contact with known terrorist organizations.
3. Had independent safeguards; to begin with, you could only be added to the list by court order, the list was subject to independent (non-Government) review.
4. Inclusion on the list was instantly appealable. You could challenge inclusion and the Govt had 10 days to make its case before a judge.

I am still not a fan, but let me sweeten the pot.

In return for creating a list with these safeguards, the libs had to agree to 1. Nationwide concealed carry reciprocity and 2. Universal Open Carry.

Would that be something you might... *might*... agree to?

Posted by: V the K at December 07, 2015 11:09 AM (O7MnT)

347 334
I renewed my NRA membership last weekend.



I wish they'd let members opt out of all solicitations. I'm not
buying any of their stuff, and I'd prefer that my dues be used to neuter
lefties.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 07, 2015 11:04 AM (u5gzz)


Tell them.

Tell them they could save a lot of money and generate a TON of goodwill by letting people decide how much they want to be contacted. People don't know unless you tell them...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 07, 2015 11:09 AM (AC0lD)

348
Have we no IT people here?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:06 AM (vby0X)







Pixy's hamsters stole my IT toolkit. Little rat bastards.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 11:09 AM (gwpf+)

349 339 Have we no IT people here?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:06 AM (vby0X)

I think I got it fixed now with repairing those three corrupted files.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:09 AM (t2KH5)

350 Have we no IT people here?Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:06 AM

Yeah, but I don't think Vic wants to reinstall the operating system (xp) -- and if he did not sure microsurf would let him access to fixes.

Not sure if he's set a restore point recently.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 07, 2015 11:09 AM (7v/r5)

351 Carpentry without power tools leads me to err on the side of boulder-shouldered sexy Jesus.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 11:09 AM (W2YA6)

352 Aspin was just another in a long line of Clinton fall guys. The way they use people and then discard them when they are no longer helpful is incredible, I can't believe anyone still wants to support them.
------------------

Secretary: "Mr. President, Sandy Berger passed away yesterday."

Bill Clinton: "Who? Uh..., oh yeah. Well, send some flowers or something."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 11:10 AM (9mTYi)

353 I think he was talking about Ben's links.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 10:49 AM (t2KH5)

Yes those. Does Ben still blog here?

Posted by: Tronald Dump at December 07, 2015 11:11 AM (VhPjL)

354 "I wish they'd let members opt out of all solicitations. I'm not buying any of their stuff, and I'd prefer that my dues be used to neuter lefties"


Well, Cloyd, I walk along side them. And keep and eye on them.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:11 AM (oC1Dx)

355 @V the K

No.

Considering how bad people get screwed by the domestic abuse stuff, I don't want another bullet in their mag.

As it were.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 11:11 AM (W2YA6)

356 >>Had independent safeguards; to begin with, you could only be added to the list by court order, the list was subject to independent (non-Government) review.


That didn't work out so well for all of the NSA shenanigans - they had a judge approving every (secret) request, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 11:11 AM (NOIQH)

357 Have we no IT people here?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:06 AM (vby0X)


Unix guy, I don't do windows.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 11:12 AM (YEelc)

358 Listening to the San Bernadino news briefing now. My jaw dropped to the floor when they introduced the Dept of Health as the "reason" they are here today.

No, the REASON is Islamic terrorism.

Then they went on to say they will emerge stronger from this.

The rest of the world is hoping they will emerge WISER. Doesn't seem like we'll get our wish.

Posted by: Granny Gertrude's Goiter Glue at December 07, 2015 11:13 AM (AqI4R)

359 That didn't work out so well for all of the NSA shenanigans - they had a judge approving every (secret) request, IIRC.
Posted by: Lizzy
----------------

Yeah, turns out that FISA courts have all the discernment of a one man indictment hearing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 11:13 AM (9mTYi)

360
Next time a lefty bugs you about the no-fly list, ask him/her if that gentle soul Cat Stephens needs his rights curtailed.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 07, 2015 11:13 AM (RcpcZ)

361 The Daily Caller has a piece about how the last IG at the Veterans Administration resigned after being caught "choking his chicken" on the job.

Posted by: Doug Stamper at December 07, 2015 11:13 AM (e8kgV)

362 350 Yeah, but I don't think Vic wants to reinstall the
operating system (xp) -- and if he did not sure microsurf would let him
access to fixes.



Not sure if he's set a restore point recently.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 07, 2015 11:09 AM (7v/r5)

Can't reinstall XP because Microsnot no longer supports it. So if I reinstalled it from the original disks I could not get the service packs. And a lot of the newer programs will not run w/o SP-3.

The ultimate fix is to go get a new one.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:13 AM (t2KH5)

363
I am still not a fan, but let me sweeten the pot.

In return for creating a list with these safeguards, the libs had to agree to 1. Nationwide concealed carry reciprocity and 2. Universal Open Carry.

Would that be something you might... *might*... agree to?

Posted by: V the K at December 07, 2015 11:09 AM (O7MnT)







Well, the moral reason is simply "shall not be infringed, motherfuckers".

But the more practical reason is that it'll be like the amnesty/border security bait and switch. We'll get the Watch List gun ban immediately, and they'll never seem to find the time to write out the law for reciprocity etc.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 11:14 AM (gwpf+)

364 I saw Cult of Victims open up for Cult of Death at the Bataclan Theatre in 2015. They killed it.

Posted by: Jacque'n LeBox at December 07, 2015 11:14 AM (yn6XZ)

365 Would that be something you might... *might*... agree to?

That's not a bad idea, but the flaw is in thinking that this administration would do something like that properly. As has been proven countless times, this clown car of an administration doesn't do things like that for the good of the people or to promote freedom or safety.

If there were a way to fuck it up, TFG and his band of Merry Marxists would do it as the default. I don't doubt for a minute that it'd be used to keep as many innocent folk from arming themselves as possible, just as we've been forced into a virtual police state to avoid the appearance of profiling. We're treated like the enemy instead of the enemy and I don't know what it'd take to reverse that sorry situation.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 11:14 AM (LUgeY)

366 353 Yes those. Does Ben still blog here?

Posted by: Tronald Dump at December 07, 2015 11:11 AM (VhPjL)

Haven't seen a post from him for a while.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:15 AM (t2KH5)

367 Rape bear marks his territory on trees with the blood and shame of his victims.

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2015 11:15 AM (UzPAd)

368 At least on Windows, hard lockups are usually caused by shittily-written drivers doing naughty things and the kernel making poor decisions. It could also be flaky hardware. The only way to really test is to disable stuff and swap out parts until you figure out what magical combination is causing the lockups.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at December 07, 2015 11:16 AM (k9qR4)

369 "Unix guy, I don't do windows."


Well, shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:16 AM (oC1Dx)

370 195 Thanks. Great. About as American as apple pie and YT has disabled comments and discourages sharing the video.

Posted by: gracepc at December 07, 2015 11:16 AM (OU4q6)

371 1. Nationwide concealed carry reciprocity and 2. Universal Open Carry.

Would that be something you might... *might*... agree to?



1. No
2. Yes

Already have #1. Full faith and credit. Honor my state issued chl just like my state issued dl or marriage cert. Just do it.

Also, keep the feds out of it. What the feds grant, the feds can take away.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 11:16 AM (MZVOx)

372 The Terror Watch List is a horrible violation of the rights of due process and should never be used as the basis for denying anyone the Civil Right of owning a firearm.

But... suppose... hypothetically, you could have a "No Gun" List that was:

1. Fully open; the Govt had to notify you if you were on it.
2. Had firmly set criteria for inclusion: severe chronic mental illness, convictions for specified felonies, ties or contact with known terrorist organizations.
3. Had independent safeguards; to begin with, you could only be added to the list by court order, the list was subject to independent (non-Government) review.
4. Inclusion on the list was instantly appealable. You could challenge inclusion and the Govt had 10 days to make its case before a judge.

I am still not a fan, but let me sweeten the pot.

In return for creating a list with these safeguards, the libs had to agree to 1. Nationwide concealed carry reciprocity and 2. Universal Open Carry.

Would that be something you might... *might*... agree to?
Posted by: V the K at December 07, 2015 11:09 AM (O7MnT)



Not in a hundred million years.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 11:16 AM (mf5HN)

373 "She knew that question would come up... so she had Steppy ask it.."

Like she had a planted question to deal with whether rape accusers should be believed.

Hillary will try to say "asked and answered" but these are perfect fodder for attack ads in the general.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2015 11:17 AM (r1fLd)

374 Man, I so hope SteamOS takes off, so I can divest myself of the last of my Windows stuff.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 11:17 AM (W2YA6)

375 The only way to really test is to disable stuff and swap out parts until you figure out what magical combination is causing the lockups.
---------------------

Heh, heh.

Posted by: Blue Screen of Death at December 07, 2015 11:17 AM (9mTYi)

376 The ultimate fix is to go get a new one. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:13 AM (t2KH5)

Is there anything common to the freezing like mouse movement? You could try a different mouse if you have one around. Wouldn't be the first time bad hardware froze a computer.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 07, 2015 11:18 AM (7v/r5)

377 Would that be something you might... *might*... agree to?

Posted by: V the K at December 07, 2015 11:09 AM (O7MnT)


Nope. Shall not be infringed means that.

Terrorist watch list? What does that even mean?
Felon? Unsafe by any means, u belong in jail.
Severe Chronic mental illness? Institutionalized and supervised is humane.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 07, 2015 11:19 AM (qhVa9)

378 368 The only way to really test is to disable stuff and
swap out parts until you figure out what magical combination is causing
the lockups.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at December 07, 2015 11:16 AM (k9qR4)

Like I said, I plan on getting a new one with a "modern" operating system.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:19 AM (t2KH5)

379 Like I said, I plan on getting a new one with a "modern" operating system.

Like Windows 2000 or ME?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 11:20 AM (LUgeY)

380 376 Is there anything common to the freezing like mouse
movement? You could try a different mouse if you have one around.
Wouldn't be the first time bad hardware froze a computer.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 07, 2015 11:18 AM (7v/r5)

Tried swapping out the mouse.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:21 AM (t2KH5)

381 379 Like Windows 2000 or ME?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 11:20 AM (LUgeY)

I think I will be stuck with Windows 10 which I hear is buggy as hell.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:22 AM (t2KH5)

382 Can't reinstall XP because Microsnot no longer supports it. So if I reinstalled it from the original disks I could not get the service packs. And a lot of the newer programs will not run w/o SP-3.

The ultimate fix is to go get a new one.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:13 AM (t2KH5)


The service packs are still out there. I mean, you can still download SP6a for NT4. It ain't been supported for a decade or so, but it's still there.

In any case, if you're still running XP, you'll probably get better performance by just buying a cheap used laptop from around 2010 or 11, max out the RAM, install linux, and run windows XP in a VM.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at December 07, 2015 11:22 AM (k9qR4)

383
Would that be something you might... *might*... agree to?
Posted by: V the K at December 07, 2015 11:09 AM (O7MnT)


Not in a hundred million years.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 11:16 AM (mf5HN)


the Precedent of being able to take away a Constitutional Right, without any real due process of law???

Not on board....

Besides.. the Supremes will not take up the case where a County made a law limiting State Legal Assault Rifles... thus signaling they are OK with even small Governments making Gun control Laws.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 07, 2015 11:22 AM (qh617)

384 Jon Wooditch, the Department of Veterans Affairs' former top watchdog,
resigned after being caught masturbating in the agency's all-glass
conference room in full view of people across the street, including
school teachers at an education conference.
...


DOI IG agents also learned ... In 2006, they were told, he made an "inappropriate advance" on his next-door neighbor as she was grieving
her husband's death.


... all that left is to find out that he was "helping unwed mothers get their start."

Posted by: President Barack "Unexpectedly" Obama at December 07, 2015 11:22 AM (e8kgV)

385 Every point on this hypothetical "No Guns List" is covered already by one or more check-off boxes on the gun-store purchase form, and there is a call-in on that. How many form 4473 violators get prosecuted? They're not even trying. It's...a trap.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 07, 2015 11:23 AM (xq1UY)

386
You know what we're NOT HEARING from all "board supervisors" who are saying today that they care about nothing more than their employees safety??

--We're sorry for hiring a terrorist.--

None of these bosses are standing up and saying Sorry.

Who hired the jihadist and why??

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 07, 2015 11:23 AM (biZTx)

387 Can't reinstall XP because Microsnot no longer supports it. So if I reinstalled it from the original disks I could not get the service packs.

Service packs are available for download.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 07, 2015 11:23 AM (FkBIv)

388 >>Fully open; the Govt had to notify you if you were on it.

Here's the problem I have with that, knowing you are on some gov't list doesn't mean you can get it fixed.

I was informed 2 years ago that I was on some TSA list because I have the same passport number as a guy in the UK who had his passport stolen. I used to get flagged every time I went through customs and I have TSA pre-check and Global Entry.

I asked the TSA guy what I could do to get this fixed because I am obviously not from the UK and my passport has not been stolen. His reply? Nothing.

It doesn't sound like a big deal to you are the person on one of these lists.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2015 11:23 AM (/tuJf)

389 About the idea of horse trading gun legislation for things like concealed carry reciprocity I give you the precedent of the Firearm Owners Protection Act which is supposed to allow the interstate transport of firearms by individuals from one "legal state" to another "legal state" even if you pass through a "non-legal state." Despite this, travelers are routinely arrested in a gun is found in their luggage at any New York or New Jersey airport, even on diverted flights. So much for comity ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2015 11:23 AM (r1fLd)

390 Re appearance of Jesus: Whatever his ethnic look, I'm betting the carpenter was tough and manly. Difficult to imagine hearty Galilean fishermen dropping everything to follow after a pajama boy.

Posted by: mindful webworker
-----------------------------------------------------
I've seen liberals say that Jesus must have been transgendered so that he could represent both male and female in the atonement. Of course that is silly, since otherwise you could say he didn't atone for the sins of midgets or tall people, since he couldn't have possibly been both.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 07, 2015 11:24 AM (E5UB0)

391
I want to know who the jihadist's boss was. I want to know who reported to every day.

And then I want that person FIRED.

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 07, 2015 11:25 AM (biZTx)

392 Finally back. According to Wiki, the correct spelling is Liesl.

Posted by: Emmie at December 07, 2015 11:25 AM (xHPCo)

393 DOI IG agents also learned ... In 2006, they were told, he made an "inappropriate advance" on his next-door neighbor as she was grieving
her husband's death.


... all that left is to find out that he was "helping unwed mothers get their start."



Posted by: President Barack "Unexpectedly" Obama at December 07, 2015 11:22 AM (e8kgV)


Hmmm.... wonder what dirt HE found on the administration....

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 07, 2015 11:25 AM (qh617)

394 I think I will be stuck with Windows 10 which I hear is buggy as hell.

Yeah, it's buggy and looks cheap, like a bunch of first-year CompSci students designed the interface. Not as elegant as I would've thought the latest version would be.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 11:25 AM (LUgeY)

395 Remember when terrorists attacked us but it's all our fault for not loving them enough according to BO?

Posted by: Lauren at December 07, 2015 11:26 AM (vOn32)

396 Like Windows 2000 or ME?

Heh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6FnE6y9JIM (slightly nsfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 11:27 AM (YEelc)

397 382 In any case, if you're still running XP, you'll
probably get better performance by just buying a cheap used laptop from
around 2010 or 11, max out the RAM, install linux, and run windows XP in
a VM.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at December 07, 2015 11:22 AM (k9qR4)

Not real big on laptops. They tend to overheat. I can get a complete system for $300 if I can still use my old monitor. But that may not be possible because it uses a DVI input and all the new computers have gone to HDMI. Might could get an adapter.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:27 AM (t2KH5)

398 Also, keep the feds out of it. What the feds grant, the feds can take away.
Posted by: rickb223
----------

Agreed. As much as we bitch about gun regs, they are the province of the states. The voters in each state have at their disposal the means to affect changes if they wish. The Fed has already asserted too much power in that regard.

Posted by: Blue Screen of Death at December 07, 2015 11:27 AM (9mTYi)

399 A couple of months ago I was doing a CCW course and I mentioned to the instructor a theory that the SCOTUS gay marriage reciprocity ruling might be applied to concealed carry.

(Technically I forgot what I was talking about but I texted a ginger midget who knew).

He said that would never work because of some states that have unrestricted carry, like VT.

In a perfect world, could the Obergefell case mean that we get constitutional carry nationwide?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 11:27 AM (1xUj/)

400 Yeah, Win10 is a mess. I mean, it's livable, but does a lot of crap I find really annoying.

Maybe if I used it for anything other than games, it would be better tuned.

But, frankly, I don't really give enough fvcks to fix it.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 11:28 AM (W2YA6)

401 Bruce Boehner: "...liberals....silly..."

Pretty much says it all.

Jesus does not have to be a woman to atone for my sins. He just has to be human. And unlike in Islam, women are as fully human as men are before God.

Posted by: Emmie at December 07, 2015 11:28 AM (xHPCo)

402 No one in the obama administration has actually come out and called the California attack an actual terrorist attack yet, no one.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 07, 2015 11:28 AM (iONHu)

403 Of course the only "windows" programs I care about running are some of the old DOS games from the early 90s, like A-10 and Son of Tetris. Both of which run fine under dosbox.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at December 07, 2015 11:29 AM (k9qR4)

404 Rape bear marks his territory on trees with the blood and shame of his victims.


Rookie move.

Posted by: Pedo Bear at December 07, 2015 11:29 AM (yn6XZ)

405 Like I said, I plan on getting a new one with a "modern" operating system.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:19 AM (t2KH5)


Even the best versions of Windows go to hell over the years.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 07, 2015 11:29 AM (RcpcZ)

406 In a perfect world, could the Obergefell case mean that we get constitutional carry nationwide?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
---------------------------------

Only if you conceal it in your "prison pocket"

Posted by: Roy at December 07, 2015 11:29 AM (VndSC)

407 Not real big on laptops. They tend to overheat. I can get a complete system for $300 if I can still use my old monitor. But that may not be possible because it uses a DVI input and all the new computers have gone to HDMI. Might could get an adapter.
Posted by: Vic
-------------------

Dammit. I knew this would happen. I GAVE AWAY a very nice Dell desktop last week. With XP-pro on it. Coulda been Vics for the cost of shipping.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 11:30 AM (9mTYi)

408 Last night was the last time freezing temps are in the immediate forecast. 70° for a high on Friday, with a low of 51°. Ahh, Oklahoma!

Gonna get some outside work done this week!
Posted by: mindful webworker - okie by me at December 07, 2015 10:22 AM (hUQVp)


----------------------


I'm not gloating. Mild temps in December usually means a fucked up January and February......and a late spring.

Posted by: Soona at December 07, 2015 11:30 AM (Fmupd)

409 In a perfect world, could the Obergefell case mean that we get constitutional carry nationwide?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 11:27 AM (1xUj/)

-----

You mean just like Heller knocked down the barriers to gun ownership in places like Chicago, California, and DC???

Yeah.... in name only.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 07, 2015 11:30 AM (8XRCm)

410 Article IV, Section 1
Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State. And the Congress may by general Laws prescribe the Manner in which such Acts, Records and Proceedings shall be proved, and the Effect thereof.



Driver's license, marriage license, Concealed Handgun license.
All state issued. All SHOULD BE recognized.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 11:30 AM (MZVOx)

411 My rememberings of the time was the Moron consensus was that Obergefell couldn't get us there.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 11:31 AM (W2YA6)

412 The lockups also could be caused by the CPU overheating. You could try taking the side of the case off and check to make sure the fans are still working and are reasonably clean.

Posted by: johnd01 at December 07, 2015 11:32 AM (ukNFU)

413 Good Lord .. now we have a scandal at HUD ...

HUD's inspector general couldn't audit billions of dollars worth of the agency's spending because it's financial statements and systems were missing records, were inaccurate, and even broke federal law, according to a report made public Monday.


.... Hillary hardest hit as her apparent VP choice, Julian Castro is Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

Posted by: President Barack "us versus them" Obama at December 07, 2015 11:32 AM (e8kgV)

414 387 Service packs are available for download.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 07, 2015 11:23 AM (FkBIv)

I just checked and it looks like they are. I figured since they sent out that notice that they would no longer support XP that it meant ALL support.

In any case I have a couple of programs that I got that will not run on XP and had to load on wife's computer. So I am still planning on getting rid of this dinosaur.


And since the fix early this morning it has worked fine too. Not a single lockup.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:32 AM (t2KH5)

415 Not real big on laptops. They tend to overheat. I can get a complete system for $300 if I can still use my old monitor. But that may not be possible because it uses a DVI input and all the new computers have gone to HDMI. Might could get an adapter.
Posted by: Vic


You could pick up one of these.
I bought one and it works like a champ.

http://tinyurl.com/orzk6hl

It has a display port output that you could use with a DVI dongle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 07, 2015 11:34 AM (FkBIv)

416 >>>413
.... Hillary hardest hit as her apparent VP choice, Julian Castro is Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Posted by: President Barack "us versus them" Obama at December 07, 2015 11:32 AM (e8kgV)
---
Sounds like a resume enhancer to me.

Posted by: Emmie at December 07, 2015 11:35 AM (xHPCo)

417
Vic.... admit it.

Time to retire the Commodore 64. Its lived a long and happy life.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 07, 2015 11:35 AM (8XRCm)

418 HUD is and always has been a mess. During the Clinton administration they "modernized" HUD's accounting system and 46 billion dollars disappeared. Poof! -- never to be found again.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 07, 2015 11:35 AM (RcpcZ)

419 It has a display port output that you could use with a DVI dongle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 07, 2015 11:34 AM (FkBIv)

-----

..... go on.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 07, 2015 11:36 AM (8XRCm)

420 Good Lord .. now we have a scandal at HUD ...
HUD has always been a scandal....

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 07, 2015 11:36 AM (QPdNE)

421 No one in the obama administration has actually come out and called the California attack an actual terrorist attack yet, no one.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
-------------------------------------------------------
And some of the victims were minorities. I hope this wakens Democrat demographic strongholds to the fact that Dems don't give a flying fig about them.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 07, 2015 11:36 AM (E5UB0)

422 It has a display port output that you could use with a DVI dongle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 07, 2015 11:34 AM (FkBIv)

Heh heh. Heh heh heh. Heh heh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 11:36 AM (kpqmD)

423 Hell, today's supposed to be a vacy day and I'll be damned if I haven't made/received more calls and e-mails than a normal work day.


Can't run away no matter what I do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:37 AM (fmeVa)

424 So the phone interview went very well. Looks like I'll be going in for the real deal some time in the next few weeks. I'll be sure to keep you posted on that. Thanks for the thoughts and prayers everyone!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 11:37 AM (kpqmD)

425 Thank God for Courbet and all reckless pipe-smoking nude painting artists.

When you live in a world of hot-house illusions, painting a living tree is a breath of fresh air.

Posted by: Feh at December 07, 2015 11:37 AM (IUhaV)

426 And since the fix early this morning it has worked fine too. Not a single lockup.
Posted by: Vic
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I knew , the damn things are becoming self-aware. It must have heard your muttered threats/curses and decide to behave for a while. Beware, it's a trap!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 11:38 AM (9mTYi)

427 Mike Hammer: Carpentry was only one step removed from blacksmithing in the context of physical effort. A lot of hammering, chiseling, etc.

Chupacabra: Carpentry without power tools leads me to err on the side of boulder-shouldered sexy Jesus.

'Zackly. Which is why I always resent it when in various media he's depicted as some slight, stoop-shouldered mallrat. Who speaks in flat, soft, almost-whispers.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the o logically at December 07, 2015 11:38 AM (hUQVp)

428 Driver's license, marriage license, Concealed Handgun license.
All state issued. All SHOULD BE recognized.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 11:30 AM (MZVOx)


Law and Medicine too?

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at December 07, 2015 11:39 AM (k9qR4)

429 I fully expect the DOJ to investigate the San Bernardino PD for killing two Muslim-Americans.

Posted by: USAG Lynch at December 07, 2015 11:39 AM (e8kgV)

430 I hope this wakens Democrat demographic strongholds to the fact that Dems don't give a flying fig about them.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner


Shirley, you can't be serious.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 07, 2015 11:39 AM (FkBIv)

431 Chupacabra: Carpentry without power tools leads me to err on the side of boulder-shouldered sexy Jesus.

'Zackly. Which is why I always resent it when in various media he's depicted as some slight, stoop-shouldered mallrat. Who speaks in flat, soft, almost-whispers.



Paints a whole new picture when He takes a bull whip to the moneychangers.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 11:40 AM (MZVOx)

432 HUD is and always has been a mess. During the Clinton administration they "modernized" HUD's accounting system and 46 billion dollars disappeared. Poof! -- never to be found again.

-
So misplacing $20 B is like an improvement.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 07, 2015 11:40 AM (fFIVI)

433 "So the phone interview went very well."


Glad to hear, Inny.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:40 AM (Zzdq3)

434 Secretary: "Mr. President, Sandy Berger passed away yesterday."



Bill Clinton: "Who? Uh..., oh yeah. Well, send some flowers or something."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 11:10 AM (9mTYi)

Flowers, hell. They better check what's in that coffin before it goes in the ground. It may not even be Sandy Berger.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 07, 2015 11:40 AM (5f5bM)

435 Now hear this, attention all Peter Tarres.

TCM now showing They Were Expendable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2015 11:41 AM (vxGdA)

436 Paints a whole new picture when He takes a bull whip to the moneychangers.
Posted by: rickb223
------------------

Fashions and weilds....

"You want 'change', I got your 'change' right here".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 11:41 AM (9mTYi)

437 So the phone interview went very well. Looks like I'll be going in for the real deal some time in the next few weeks. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 11:37 AM (kpqmD)

Fantastic!

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 11:42 AM (lIU4e)

438 Flowers, hell. They better check what's in that coffin before it goes in the ground. It may not even be Sandy Berger.

"My God, it's full of classified documents."

Posted by: Dave Bowman at December 07, 2015 11:42 AM (LUgeY)

439 'weilds'?

'wields'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 11:42 AM (9mTYi)

440 OK, this is just a cultural note on the peculiarities of the Krautish sensibility.

Saw a thing on Twitter: GERMANY -BREAKING: Refugee shouting "ALLAH AKHBAR" attacks several police officers on a train in #Osnabrük (sic).

I tend to check out Krautish stories for verification and my amusement. So, yes, a Moroccan refugee went batshit on three police officers on a train, biting and kicking them.

What amused me is that the Krautish headline did not identify him first as a refugee, but as a "Schwarzfahrer".

German transit works on the honor system. You're expected to have a valid pass or ticket. Nobody checks when you get on a tram. Periodically conductors come by to check, but it's just a spot check.

If you are found not to have a ticket, it's schwarzfahren (riding black) and they don't take kindly to that. I just find it cute that a system based on obedience and cooperation gets outraged enough to call him out as a Schwarzfaher in the headline and only mention the Allahu Akhbar stuff in the body of the story.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 11:43 AM (1xUj/)

441 426
And since the fix early this morning it has worked fine too. Not a single lockup.

Posted by: Vic

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I knew , the damn things are becoming self-aware. It must
have heard your muttered threats/curses and decide to behave for a
while. Beware, it's a trap!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 11:38 AM (9mTYi)


Yeah, I challenged it. As soon as I posted that it locked up.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:43 AM (t2KH5)

442 re 427: I would think that a guy who could turn water into wine and raise someone from the dead wouldn't need power tools to make a table and some chairs.

Posted by: Mallflower at December 07, 2015 11:43 AM (qSIlh)

443 428 Driver's license, marriage license, Concealed Handgun license.
All state issued. All SHOULD BE recognized.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 11:30 AM (MZVOx)

Law and Medicine too?



Of course, but I wasn't sure if those required any testing, or if they were just universally accepted.
With a dl and marriage, wife and I can drive from Texas into Oklahoma and we are still married and my DL is accepted. Also reciprocity with CHL between Texas and Oklahoma.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 11:43 AM (MZVOx)

444 Slow news day. We'll see the Gorn before it's over.

Posted by: Soona at December 07, 2015 11:43 AM (Fmupd)

445 My outrage meter is pegged.

But then again, it's been pegged since 2009.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at December 07, 2015 11:44 AM (laMCB)

446 Yeah, I challenged it. As soon as I posted that it locked up.
Posted by: Vic
-----------------

It must have read my warning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2015 11:44 AM (9mTYi)

447 >>Here's the problem I have with that, knowing you are on some gov't list doesn't mean you can get it fixed.


Apparently there's something like 280,000 people on the "no-fly list" - only known because of an ACLU suit against DHS filed in 2010.

Think about that - we really have close to 300K known terrorists? No. We likely have a sloppy process for getting on the list, and any even less attentive maintenance of the list after a name is added (do they ever revisit? how do you get off it).
It's a sham, and if this was linked to guns, you can bet the list would be in the millions of names within months.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 11:44 AM (NOIQH)

448 Thanks, RK and Lea. We'll see how things pan out, but it's a glimmer of hope in a heretofore glimmerless situation!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 11:44 AM (kpqmD)

449 If you are found not to have a ticket, it's schwarzfahren (riding black)

So they have their own version of "driving while black?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 07, 2015 11:45 AM (FkBIv)

450 Apologies if this has been posted earlier.

Homeless couple found living in Walmart. This is what the police found.

http://tinyurl.com/o2z3nvw

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 07, 2015 11:46 AM (2vRRd)

451 Good luck, Insomniac.

Posted by: Dave Bowman at December 07, 2015 11:46 AM (LUgeY)

452
I'm want to buy a movie or two today. Something compelling like The Usual Suspects. Any suggestions from the horde?

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 07, 2015 11:46 AM (RcpcZ)

453 "Slow news day. We'll see the Gorn before it's over."


Why don't they ever put up one of those green alien chicks instead?

I think those green chicks are hot.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 11:47 AM (/Fqa/)

454
FYI - found they found the hill to die on:

House poised to vote on bill banning microbeads in soap. The plastic beads are passing through water filtration systems into lakes and streams.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2015 11:47 AM (kdS6q)

455 Good Lord .. now we have a scandal at HUD ...
HUD has always been a scandal....
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 07, 2015 11:36 AM (QPdNE)



What happened, did someone do something competent?

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 11:47 AM (mf5HN)

456 And I expect this thread to get stomped before I get any replies.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 07, 2015 11:47 AM (RcpcZ)

457 440 OK, this is just a cultural note on the peculiarities of the Krautish sensibility.

If you are found not to have a ticket, it's schwarzfahren (riding black) and they don't take kindly to that. I just find it cute that a system based on obedience and cooperation gets outraged enough to call him out as a Schwarzfaher in the headline and only mention the Allahu Akhbar stuff in the body of the story.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 11:43 AM (1xUj/)

****

There's a very cool movie about the Budapest Metro guys who check your passes or tickets.

Kontroll. Funny and creepy and arty.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 07, 2015 11:48 AM (Wu2k4)

458 I'm want to buy a movie or two today. Something compelling like The Usual Suspects. Any suggestions from the horde?

My list:

The Man from Snowy River

Ladyhawke

Idiocracy

and tomorrow, *tada!* Minions.

Posted by: Dave Bowman at December 07, 2015 11:49 AM (LUgeY)

459 I had Win2 Prof for a long time which I liked. Also had a built in fax program that worked extremely well. I've spent a fortune on fax programs and machines and they always sucked.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 11:50 AM (iQIUe)

460 There's a very cool movie about the Budapest Metro guys who check your passes or tickets.

Kontroll. Funny and creepy and arty.



Oh, thanks. I'll look for that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 11:50 AM (1xUj/)

461 460 There's a very cool movie about the Budapest Metro guys who check your passes or tickets.

Kontroll. Funny and creepy and arty.


Oh, thanks. I'll look for that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 11:50 AM (1xUj/)
****
The "professor"- yeah, that guy is the Magyar version of my favorite uncle....

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 07, 2015 11:51 AM (Wu2k4)

462 Soona: I'm not gloating. Mild temps in December usually means a fucked up January and February ......and a late spring.

I've not noted a lot of "usually" in Oklahoma weather patterns. "Sometimes" maybe, but not "usually."

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at December 07, 2015 11:51 AM (hUQVp)

463 I'm want to buy a movie or two today. Something compelling like The Usual Suspects. Any suggestions from the horde?
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 07, 2015 11:46 AM (RcpcZ)



Infernal Affairs.

Old Boy NOT THE SPIKE LEE REMAKE the original one.

Memento.

Primer.

Sunshine (yes, I know the third act goes all to hell but still).

Moon.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 11:51 AM (mf5HN)

464
Of course, but I wasn't sure if those required any testing, or if they were just universally accepted.
With a dl and marriage, wife and I can drive from Texas into Oklahoma and we are still married and my DL is accepted. Also reciprocity with CHL between Texas and Oklahoma.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 11:43 AM (MZVOx)


Well, I'm of the opinion that requiring a license to carry a weapon, concealed or not, is unconstitutional. But the black-robed retards who think a fine is a tax don't seem to agree with me.

In any case: not all licenses are universally portable and I'm not sure you can argue that just because one license is universally portable that another should be. But, yeah, I definitely would like the idea of universal reciprocity for concealed carry. Now Vermont's laws apply to everyone!

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at December 07, 2015 11:52 AM (k9qR4)

465
Ed Anger: Why not Fargo Season One? Its very good.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 11:52 AM (iQIUe)

466 Stunning takedown of Obama's speech by Michael Weiss on CNN. Yes, CNN. At Gatewaypundit.



http://tinyurl.com/zbw3pqz

Posted by: PJ at December 07, 2015 11:54 AM (cHuNI)

467 I'm want to buy a movie or two today. Something compelling like The Usual Suspects. Any suggestions from the horde?

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 07, 2015 11:46 AM (RcpcZ)



If you haven't seen Tombstone yet get that.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:54 AM (t2KH5)

468 Head of Isis Libya just goths holiday card for a US F15

Posted by: ThunderB at December 07, 2015 11:54 AM (zOTsN)

469 Head of Isis dies of holiday blues and a hellfire missile, but mainly a missile

Posted by: ThunderB at December 07, 2015 11:55 AM (zOTsN)

470 In any case: not all licenses are universally portable and I'm not sure you can argue that just because one license is universally portable that another should be. But, yeah, I definitely would like the idea of universal reciprocity for concealed carry. Now Vermont's laws apply to everyone!


Any state issued license should be. Or what good is Article IV, Section 1?
Any why would a DL be more valid than a Doctor's license? Or a marriage license be more valid than my lawyers?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 11:55 AM (MZVOx)

471
And here is Faux Nooz spreading the White House's lies.

Does anyone here believe that obama bombed Libya and took out the head of ISIS there?

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 07, 2015 11:55 AM (biZTx)

472 This Open Thread has kept us safe.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at December 07, 2015 11:56 AM (Ui7Rt)

473 Ed Anger: Why not Fargo Season One? Its very good.

I might pick that up for myself. The person who I'll watch it with wasn't impressed with the movie Fargo.

I heard A Scanner Darkly was okay bit the store never has it.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 07, 2015 11:56 AM (RcpcZ)

474 Head of Isis Libya. Not head of Isis Syria

Posted by: ThunderB at December 07, 2015 11:57 AM (zOTsN)

475 >>>>There was a record high of 38,151,000 men 16 years and older not participating in the labor force in November,
.
.
.
.Nice little tid bit to use when liberals squawk about the great unemployment numbers under obama. They won't listen because they were bitching and moaning about those exact same numbers when Bush was President.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 07, 2015 11:57 AM (iONHu)

476 Schwarzfahren Schwarzfahren Schwarzfahren auf der autobahn.

Posted by: Kraftwerk at December 07, 2015 11:58 AM (FkBIv)

477 Mallflower: I would think that a guy who could turn water into wine and raise someone from the dead wouldn't need power tools to make a table and some chairs.

His sonic screwdriver didn't do wood.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Who? at December 07, 2015 11:58 AM (hUQVp)

478 I've not noted a lot of "usually" in Oklahoma weather patterns. "Sometimes" maybe, but not "usually."

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at December


------------------------


We usually get tornados in the spring. Don't mistake "usually" with "always". Just like the Dallas Cowboys "usually" choke during the playoffs. But not "always".

Posted by: Soona at December 07, 2015 11:58 AM (Fmupd)

479
Rich Lowry - All things considered, Ted Cruz is in the best position in the primaries right now



In 4th, with lots of daylight between him and the leader and with absentee ballots start showing up in mail boxes soon.

He's a lock.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2015 11:58 AM (kdS6q)

480 If we're going to go with TV shows:

Spiral

Lilyhammer.

Life - the one with Damian Lewis, the first season is best.

Human Target - first season only

Almost Human

La Femme Nikita - both tv show and movie actually

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 11:59 AM (mf5HN)

481 Posted by: olddog in mo at December 07, 2015 11:46 AM (2vRRd)

I'm pretty sure Now8News is a fake news site. Or maybe NASA really did say that the whole world will experience total darkness from Dec 16-23.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at December 07, 2015 11:59 AM (k9qR4)

482 I might pick that up for myself. The person who I'll watch it with wasn't impressed with the movie Fargo.

I heard A Scanner Darkly was okay bit the store never has it.
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 07, 2015 11:56 AM (RcpcZ)

=============
I didnt care for the movie, either. My main gripe was that they appeared to look down at the locals. But not the tv series. Lots of stories, symbolism, and a great score.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 12:00 PM (iQIUe)

483 In 4th, with lots of daylight between him and the leader and with absentee ballots start showing up in mail boxes soon.

Gabe just retweeted this:


Here it is: Cruz takes Iowa lead in new Monmouth poll...

Cruz 24%
Trump 19
Rubio 17
Carson 13
Bush 6

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 12:01 PM (1xUj/)

484
I'll stick to the movie suggestions.

Thanks for the help, with any luck one of the movies mentioned will be in the store.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 07, 2015 12:01 PM (RcpcZ)

485 Rich Lowry - All things considered, Ted Cruz is in the best position in the primaries right now


In 4th, with lots of daylight between him and the leader and with absentee ballots start showing up in mail boxes soon.



Also, the only one that we know of that pow-wowed with Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 12:01 PM (MZVOx)

486 Posted by: olddog in mo at December 07, 2015 11:46 AM (2vRRd)

Snopes (yeah, I know) says this is bullshit.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at December 07, 2015 12:01 PM (laMCB)

487 I'm pretty sure Now8News is a fake news site. Or maybe NASA really did say that the whole world will experience total darkness from Dec 16-23.

Well, we will on those nights.

Posted by: Dave Bowman at December 07, 2015 12:01 PM (LUgeY)

488 Seems the Clintons are always leaving incriminating evidence in their friends' clothes

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 07, 2015 12:01 PM (uRCwY)

489
Venezuela opposition thrashes 'Chavismo' in landslide win
President Nicolas Maduro acknowledges defeat, the worst for ruling "Chavismo" movement since Hugo Chavez took power in 1999

http://goo.gl/OwDrBk

================

Fk Yeah!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 12:01 PM (iQIUe)

490 Stacy Dash just said ."He does not give a shit" about the JEF. On air

Posted by: ThunderB at December 07, 2015 12:02 PM (zOTsN)

491 olddog: Homeless couple found living in Walmart. This is what the police found.

Love her mugshot. His, too, but she looks totally wired.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Wally Mallrats! at December 07, 2015 12:02 PM (hUQVp)

492 If we're going to go with TV shows:

Anything by Whedon

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches



Fixed.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 12:02 PM (1xUj/)

493 490 Stacy Dash just said ."He does not give a shit" about the JEF. On air
Posted by: ThunderB at December 07, 2015 12:02 PM (zOTsN)

She ain't wrong.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 12:02 PM (kpqmD)

494 "Origin of The World" is impasto pussy!

See? The Antiques Roadshow is useful for something!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2015 12:03 PM (xodPA)

495 Does anyone here believe that obama bombed Libya and took out the head of ISIS there?
Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 07, 2015 11:55 AM


It is entirely possible that Choom Boy didn't stop our forces from an attack, which may have snuffed someone involved with ISIS.

But who cares? The present "success" rate will probably eliminate ISIS by, say, 2035.

This onesie-twosie shit gets us nowhere. And the cost-per-casualty ratio is pathetic.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 07, 2015 12:03 PM (ykopX)

496 How many Walmarts have you seen with an attic?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 07, 2015 12:03 PM (FkBIv)

497 Ed Anger: I expect this thread to get stomped before I get any replies.

Lately, the pattern is that they don't post anything new until we hit #1000.

Posted by: mindful webworker - threadweaver at December 07, 2015 12:03 PM (hUQVp)

498 The fact of the matter is that half of the country are blithering idiots, incapable of discerning truth from propaganda, logic from feelings. And they're awfully windy about it, to boot.

Just read the comments section in the New York F'n Times if you don't believe me.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at December 07, 2015 12:04 PM (laMCB)

499 So I didn't watch the speech last night. Seeing it now. What is wrong with his face! Is he high?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 07, 2015 12:04 PM (zOTsN)

500 Unleash the disrupters, Dame Hillary said.

Posted by: Leroi Elmo Minimualian at December 07, 2015 12:04 PM (v6dsg)

501 Off, starstruck sock.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 12:04 PM (LUgeY)

502 noticed elsewhere:

"Time Person of the Year: Bernie Sanders Wins Readers' Poll for Annual Magazine Award"

So Time's couple of dozen remaining readers still lean left

Posted by: Mallflower at December 07, 2015 12:05 PM (qSIlh)

503 I have enjoyed some TV programs. I SHALL NAME THEM:

Broadchurch

Sherlock

Bates Motel

Fargo

Breaking Bad

Posted by: Moron with a Roku remote under his Snuggie at December 07, 2015 12:05 PM (Ui7Rt)

504 Life -- the one with Damian Lewis, the first season is best.
I really liked that one too. Too bad the finale wasn't all that great but still it was good of them to give some closure for fans when they found out partway through the 2nd season that they weren't being renewed.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2015 12:05 PM (xodPA)

505
wow Tucker Carlson just stole my point on the logic of No Fly lists

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 07, 2015 12:05 PM (biZTx)

506 491 olddog: Homeless couple found living in Walmart. This is what the police found.

Love her mugshot. His, too, but she looks totally wired.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Wally Mallrats! at December 07, 2015 12:02 PM (hUQVp)




Could get that way after cooking 2 lbs of meth.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 12:05 PM (MZVOx)

507 Iowa predicted the presidencies of Santorum and Huckabee.

Trump has commanding leads in NH, SC, etc.

In Iowa, Cruz is picking up Evangelicals who used to favor Carson. If Trump stumbles, Cruz can pick up his Mad as Hell voters.

Trouble is that Cruz could have higher negatives in the general than Trump.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2015 12:07 PM (r1fLd)

508 from his Majesrty's blather last night:

"Our success won't depend on tough talk, or abandoning our values, or giving into fear. That's what groups like ISIL are hoping for. Instead, we will prevail by being strong and smart, resilient and relentless, and by drawing upon every aspect of American power."

I mention this because... remember when Hiliary became Sec of State and told us that we were going to replace Bush's Cowboy Diplomacy with Smart Diplomacy? Worked out fantastical, dontch think?

Posted by: Mallflower at December 07, 2015 12:07 PM (qSIlh)

509 Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 11:59 AM (mf5HN)

The first season of Human Target was awesome. And then they had to add the nagging chick, to get the female viewership I guess, and I decided I'd rather watch paint dry.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 07, 2015 12:08 PM (GDulk)

510 I think it's important that we publicize every time we smoke a terrorist leader. If only for the purposes of getting my poll numbers upnational morale.

Posted by: King Bararkanahten Putt I, Emperor with No Clothes at December 07, 2015 12:08 PM (laMCB)

511 503 I have enjoyed some TV programs. I SHALL NAME THEM:

Broadchurch

Sherlock

Bates Motel

Fargo

Breaking Bad




Copper - Amazon
The Glades - Netflix
The Tudors - Netflix
The White Queen - Netflix

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 12:08 PM (MZVOx)

512 Venezuela opposition thrashes 'Chavismo' in landslide win
President Nicolas Maduro acknowledges defeat, the worst for ruling "Chavismo" movement since Hugo Chavez took power in 1999



--------------------


So the socialists won again? Or not?

Posted by: Soona at December 07, 2015 12:08 PM (Fmupd)

513 I have enjoyed some TV programs. I SHALL NAME THEM:

Broadchurch



OMG, I loved Broadchurch!

Then there was going to be a US version, I think it was called Whitechappel. (Not looking it up).

I imagined that the burnt out Tenth Doctor found himself on the California coast and somehow got embroiled in an investigation there, with cross-cultural misunderstandings and a haunted, haunted past.

Instead it was a shot for shot remake of Broadchurch, just without the pesky British accents. I almost watched it to see Nick Nolte in the role of Finch, but that wasn't enticement enough.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 12:09 PM (1xUj/)

514 I might pick that up for myself. The person who I'll watch it with wasn't impressed with the movie Fargo.

I heard A Scanner Darkly was okay bit the store never has it.
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 07, 2015 11:56 AM (RcpcZ)

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I didnt care for the movie, either. My main gripe was that they appeared to look down at the locals. But not the tv series. Lots of stories, symbolism, and a great score.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 12:00 PM (iQIUe)


I didn't see it as looking down on the locals, but in a sense it illustrates how a 2 hour movie cannot capture the magic and the flavor of several hours of unfolding story in a tv series.


The movie and both seasons of the show, they take familiar concepts to viewers, generally low-life and/or dangerous scumbag outsiders, and put them in that setting with the locals. Who may or may not be caricatures.


For example, I think Kirsten Dunst's Peg this season is a little over the top, but the guy who plays her husband, Ed the Butcher, I spot on. It works.


You just know things are not going to end well for Mike Milligan, but good golly it's fun watching it unfold.


You can't do that in a 2 hour movie. The medium is dying, and I'm not sure it quite knows it yet.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2015 12:09 PM (Dj0WE)

515 Any why would a DL be more valid than a Doctor's license? Or a marriage license be more valid than my lawyers?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 11:55 AM (MZVOx)


In the case of driving licenses, congress passed laws specifically creating universal reciprocity, predicated on all states having certain standards they must apply.

Medical and law licenses are not subject to the same standards, and so are not portable unless the state itself says they are.

Marriage is a bit of a mess, yes, but recall that Utah was not allowed to join the US until they had explicitly rejected polygamy (because the reciprocity there would be problematic to say the least).

My argument is that until and unless Vermont actually places (frankly unconstitutional) restrictions on carry, other states (to say nothing of congress) are not going to allow universal reciprocity. I mean, I'm in favour of universal, unrestricted carry, but it ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at December 07, 2015 12:09 PM (k9qR4)

516 >>So the socialists won again? Or not?

Not.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2015 12:10 PM (/tuJf)

517 "Head of Isis dies of holiday blues and a hellfire missile, but mainly a missile"


TB, such a tease.


That really happen?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 12:10 PM (5a6Aq)

518 I'm pretty sure Now8News is a fake news site.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at December 07, 2015 11:59

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Uhm, yeah, I knew that.

*Hits self in head. Walks away in shame.*

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 07, 2015 12:11 PM (2vRRd)

519
I liked the Tudors. Loved how Henry wd always re assure people and before he walked two steps away, they were dragging the poor sod off to this death. Such a nasty two faced king.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 12:12 PM (iQIUe)

520 Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 12:08 PM (MZVOx)


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If there's a 4K tv involved, "Marco Polo". Beautifully shot.

Posted by: Soona at December 07, 2015 12:12 PM (Fmupd)

521 New York Daily News doubles down on douchebaggery. She WZ.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 07, 2015 12:12 PM (fFIVI)

522 Oh, and if you are not watching this season of The Leftovers on HBO, you are missing the best show on television.

Bar none.

And don't tell me what happened last night, I haven't seen it yet.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2015 12:12 PM (Dj0WE)

523 Allegedly the USAF delivered a holiday package to the head of Isis Libya. Not Syria or Iraq but Libya.

I bet they changed the ROEs. They know where these guys are. They aren't allowed to shoot because they will kill civilians like the jihadi family. Hopefully they decided to change that

Posted by: ThunderB at December 07, 2015 12:12 PM (zOTsN)

524 Oh, and President Boyfriend's on the cover of GQ magazine this month.

How are there still people in existence who aren't tired of seeing this narcissistic fvck?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 12:13 PM (W2YA6)

525 After Obama finished his get tough on terrorism by not blaming anyone and disarming ourselves he went to an Aretha Franklin concert to sing "You make me feel like a natural woman":

https://goo.gl/FZ3wBW

Posted by: bananaDream at December 07, 2015 12:14 PM (vLk7c)

526 more from last night trash fest:

"To begin with, Congress should act to make sure no one on a no-fly list is able to buy a gun. What could possibly be the argument for allowing a terrorist suspect to buy a semi-automatic weapon? This is a matter of national security."

Read that carefully: "Congress should act to make sure no one on a no-fly list is able to buy a gun" -- the real aim being that no one on any of these lists should be able to buy a gun.

My other question: what's the prize going to be for the ten or twentieth or hundred millionth person put on one of those lists? A whistle so you can call for help when your house is broken into? Ooh, I know, you'll receive a full color sign for your front yard that reads "Gun Free Zone"

Posted by: Mallflower at December 07, 2015 12:14 PM (qSIlh)

527 You make me feel like an unnatural woman.

Posted by: Caitlyn at December 07, 2015 12:15 PM (FkBIv)

528 Head of Isis dies of holiday blues and a hellfire missile, but mainly a missile"

And I heard there wasn't any cure for the holiday blues.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 07, 2015 12:15 PM (DKgtk)

529 >>I'm want to buy a movie or two today. Something compelling like The Usual Suspects. Any suggestions from the horde?

The Secret in Their Eyes (original)
Vitus

If you don't mind subtitles....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 12:16 PM (NOIQH)

530 DARKNESS!
http://tinyurl.com/q5e63kr

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at December 07, 2015 12:16 PM (k9qR4)

531 Oh, and President Boyfriend's on the cover of GQ magazine this month.

How are there still people in existence who aren't tired of seeing this narcissistic fvck?


I turned that issue around in the checkout line just this weekend. I do that with any rag that puts TFG or the Wookie on its cover.

I used to do it surreptitiously, but now I no longer care who sees me doing it.

Sorta like the VA guy fapping in the glass office.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 12:16 PM (LUgeY)

532 Whitechapel was a separate (British) series. Its first season was a Jack the Ripper copycat working contemporary Whitechapel killing as close to the original sites and using the same methods. A new toff with OCD is made commander of the area's lax Major Crimes squad with its grizzled old veteran sergeant. (The sgt is the cabbie poisoner from the Holmes A Study in Pink BTW!) There's also a bookish Ripperologist archivist who helps in the investigation.

I enjoyed them but by the most-recent season they've been pushing the paranormal more than I care for even if it is obvious what's driving the squads' delusions.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2015 12:16 PM (xodPA)

533 Things to do in Denver When You're Dead?

That's a fun ensemble crime movie.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 12:17 PM (W2YA6)

534 Read that carefully: "Congress should act to make sure no one on a no-fly list is able to buy a gun" -- the real aim being that no one on any of these lists should be able to buy a gun.

My other question: what's the prize going to be for the ten or twentieth or hundred millionth person put on one of those lists? A whistle so you can call for help when your house is broken into? Ooh, I know, you'll receive a full color sign for your front yard that reads "Gun Free Zone"
Posted by: Mallflower at December 07, 2015 12:14 PM (qSIlh)


It's a simple power grab. Change the burden of proof, from a situation where you have to be tried in a court of law, and convicted before you lose you rights to buy a gun. To one where some bureaucrat who puts your name on a list gets to decide.


From We the People, to We the Government.


That's all it is.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2015 12:17 PM (Dj0WE)

535 If there's a 4K tv involved, "Marco Polo". Beautifully shot.




Jonesing for season 2. Supposedly Jan 2016

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 12:18 PM (MZVOx)

536
U.S. coalition kills three Syrian soldiers in airstrike: Assad government hits out after jets target military camp by mistake

The Syrian government said four warplanes from the U.S.-led coalition had targeted a Syrian army camp in Deir Ezzor province, killing three soldiers and wounding 13 more.




The United States apologized, saying "sorry -- we were trying to hit the hospital next door."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2015 12:18 PM (kdS6q)

537 We just had an elderly woman "sovereign citizen" who refused to be advised, was held in contempt, and was dragged off kicking and screaming to serve a 30 day contempt sentence.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 07, 2015 12:18 PM (fFIVI)

538 If there's a 4K tv involved, "Marco Polo". Beautifully shot.



Oh, and Longmire.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 12:19 PM (MZVOx)

539 Whitechapel was a separate (British) series


Gah! I had to look it up.

The US remake of Broadchurch was Gracepoint. (All the vaguely religious overtones blended together).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 12:19 PM (1xUj/)

540 Head of Isis Libya might have been the fella that attacked our consulate in Benghazi. If so, I hope the hellfire missile was administered in his rectum

Posted by: ThunderB at December 07, 2015 12:19 PM (zOTsN)

541 I look at this no-fly list the way I look at what happens if you get slapped with a domestic abuse restraining order.

The burden of proof is shit, and once you're on it, you're on it forever.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 12:19 PM (W2YA6)

542 >>The first season of Human Target was awesome

Amen! Love Mark Valley.

He was also in a one-season show w/Sienna Miller called "Keen Eddie".

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 12:20 PM (NOIQH)

543 (The sgt is the cabbie poisoner from the Holmes A Study in Pink BTW!)

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He was also Ann Boleyn's dad and the dad of the female cop in Vex. Read the criticisms of Vex. Not p.c. BBC must be p.c.!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 12:20 PM (iQIUe)

544 Copper was good for the first season. Season Two sucked.
I think it holds the record for most stabbings per episode and ethnic slurs by white people.

Posted by: wooga at December 07, 2015 12:20 PM (1vktO)

545 For some strange reason the terrorist watch list now includes every single person in the US except illegal Mexicans and muslims.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA 2 months from now at December 07, 2015 12:20 PM (k9qR4)

546
Did anybody ever find out why the WH uses isil? Is it give them respect or something?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2015 12:20 PM (ODxAs)

547 They are trying to make this shooting in Chicago into the crime of the century.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2015 12:21 PM (/tuJf)

548 Losing your rights should be hard.

It's hard to commit someone, it's hard to find them guilty of a felony.

I'm sorry, but sometimes a bad guy's gonna get away with something in a free society.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 07, 2015 12:21 PM (W2YA6)

549 The United States apologized, saying "sorry -- we were trying to hit the hospital next door."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2015 12:18 PM (kdS6q)


Maybe. Does anybody, really, know who we're fighting over there, precisely? And why?


This is not an accident either. This Administration has successfully muddied the picture, so the American people are at war, but we're not sure of anything. Without that moral conviction, and a clear sense of what we're doing, we lose sight of who we are.


That's the purpose.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2015 12:21 PM (Dj0WE)

550 They need a race riot to remind American have we awful they are so they won't focus on the terrorism on our shores

Posted by: ThunderB at December 07, 2015 12:22 PM (zOTsN)

551 The TV series "From Dusk Till Dawn" is good. The first season was an excellent expanded and improved version of the movie. Have not watched the second season yet.

Posted by: wooga at December 07, 2015 12:22 PM (1vktO)

552
If you are found not to have a ticket, it's schwarzfahren (riding black) and they don't take kindly to that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 11:43 AM (1xUj/)








Has a long tradition. Going back to zeppelin travel, as I recall.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 12:23 PM (gwpf+)

553 Did anybody ever find out why the WH uses isil? Is it give them respect or something?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2015 12:20 PM (ODxAs)


ISIS: Islamic State of Iraq and Syria

ISIL: Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (which includes Israel)

So, now we see Obama's goal clearly.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 07, 2015 12:23 PM (k9qR4)

554
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (2016)

http://goo.gl/oNrrJo


How come I havent heard of this? Suppose to be released in Jan? Comments by lefty trolls are disgusting.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 12:23 PM (iQIUe)

555 My god that was jibberish.

They need urban riots to distract from Obamas failures. See it's not him, it's us

Posted by: ThunderB at December 07, 2015 12:23 PM (zOTsN)

556 >>Did anybody ever find out why the WH uses isil? Is it give them respect or something?

ISIS - Islamic state in Iraq and Syria
ISIL - Islamic State in the Levant (which includes Israel's territory)

So Obama uses it as an FU to Israel.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 12:23 PM (NOIQH)

557 The person who I'll watch it with wasn't impressed with the movie Fargo.

I didn't like fargo but I like the guy who played Michael Weston and I understand he's on the show now. Would I like it?

La Femme Nikita - both tv show and movie actually
Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 07, 2015 11:59 AM (mf5HN)


I remember liking that show but I haven't seen it in ages. I like the reboot, which I think is all on Netflix.

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 12:24 PM (lIU4e)

558
The software here really starting to lose words and letters alot lately.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2015 12:24 PM (ODxAs)

559 "ISIL'


Islamic State of Iraq and Levant.


Lavant being the apparent term for Israel.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 12:24 PM (zR6+Y)

560 Did anybody ever find out why the WH uses isil?
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There is no Israel in ISIL (the levant)

Posted by: Leroi Elmo Minimualian at December 07, 2015 12:24 PM (v6dsg)

561 So Obama uses it as an FU to Israel.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 12:23 PM (NOIQH)


Or wishful thinking on his part, more likely.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 07, 2015 12:25 PM (k9qR4)

562 They need a race riot to remind American have we awful they are so they won't focus on the terrorism on our shores
Posted by: ThunderB


We're trying. Keep your shirt on.

Posted by: Chicago at December 07, 2015 12:25 PM (FkBIv)

563 Did anybody ever find out why the WH uses isil?

Obama first used it because some of his dim advisors thought it was more geographically accurate (Levant) ... But now they are too stubborn to change.

Posted by: wooga at December 07, 2015 12:25 PM (1vktO)

564 >>Did anybody ever find out why the WH uses isil?

Yea, that occurred to me last night. The whole administration was using Daesh because they supposedly didn't like it so why the switch to ISIL?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2015 12:26 PM (/tuJf)

565 ISIS - Islamic state in Iraq and Syria
ISIL - Islamic State in the Levant (which includes Israel's territory)

So Obama uses it as an FU to Israel.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 12:23 PM (NOIQH)


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Exactly. Even Rush hasn't caught onto that yet.

Posted by: Soona at December 07, 2015 12:26 PM (Fmupd)

566 544 Copper was good for the first season. Season Two sucked.
I think it holds the record for most stabbings per episode and ethnic slurs by white people.




Well, they were dealing with a bunch of drunken micks.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 12:26 PM (MZVOx)

567 I think you mean there is no 'Syria' in 'ISIL'. We can't remind anyone of of the JEF's ignored "red line", can we?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2015 12:26 PM (xodPA)

568
A little girl with hearing problems told Santa Claus what she wants for Christmas using sign language. The heartwarming scene was captured by an onlooker at Middlesbroughs Cleveland Centre on November 5 and was posted to YouTube.

At the start of the touching 40 second clip, the unnamed tot enters the present-filled grotto and sits on Father Christmas' knee wearing a festive hat. In the short video, the girl's mum is then heard telling Santa: 'Sorry, she can't talk very well.'

The kind Kris Kringle then asks if she uses sign language to which her mother replies: 'Yeah, she does animals and things like that.' Saint Nick then taps the adorable girl's arm to get her attention before using hand signals to ask her what she wants for Christmas.

In what appeared to be a scene straight out of the tear-jerking movie Miracle on 34th Street, Santa and his excited little pal are then seen conversing in sign language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPcTB86aT0Yfeature=youtu.be

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2015 12:27 PM (kdS6q)

569 Apt title.

Posted by: HH at December 07, 2015 09:21 AM (DrCtv)


Indeed. I looked at the picture, and the title, and said to myself, "Yup."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2015 12:27 PM (+y3Tj)

570
thanks for the answers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2015 12:28 PM (ODxAs)

571 552
If you are found not to have a ticket, it's schwarzfahren (riding black) and they don't take kindly to that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 11:43 AM (1xUj/)



Has a long tradition. Going back to zeppelin travel, as I recall.





Getting thrown off a zepplin sucks!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 12:28 PM (MZVOx)

572 Well, they were dealing with a bunch of drunken micks.

That's redundant.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 07, 2015 12:28 PM (kpqmD)

573 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at December 07, 2015 12:28 PM (GwIKd)

574 Well, Obama still wants to remove Assad, though right now if he does it helps ISIS, and he doesn't want it to appear that he's helping ISIS, so he's just hoping that if he fiddles long enough Rome will burn itself down.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 07, 2015 12:29 PM (k9qR4)

575 In what appeared to be a scene straight out of the tear-jerking movie Miracle on 34th Street, Santa and his excited little pal are then seen conversing in sign language.


Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 12:29 PM (1xUj/)

576 Getting thrown off a zepplin sucks!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 12:28 PM (MZVOx)
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We've never had any complaints....

Posted by: Airship Management at December 07, 2015 12:29 PM (Wu2k4)

577 Soona: We usually get tornados in the spring. Don't mistake "usually" with "always".

Waitaminnit. I call goalpost shifting. You were talking longer patterns, now you're talking short-term stuff. 'Naders in the Spring is like saying we'll have hot days in August! Nice try. Almost slipped that one by me.

BTW Do I recall right that you're out in the SW? I'm in the NE, practically in Kansas

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at December 07, 2015 12:29 PM (hUQVp)

578 "Does anyone here believe that obama bombed Libya and took out the head of ISIS there? "

Posted by: Soothsayer, ho ho ho at December 07, 2015 11:55 AM (biZTx)



Just called the State Department about an hour ago checking on any trade sanctions in Libya. I've got a nice order, but it's getting hard finding an airfreight carrier.

Posted by: jwest at December 07, 2015 12:30 PM (Zs4uk)

579 I was the Ralph's grocery in Hollywood this morning and the PA system played a jingle to promote Flu Shots. It was "12 Days of Christmas." But the lyric I heard was, "On the third day of the Holidays, my true love sent to me..."

I shouldn't have been surprised, but felt sudden uprising of disgust in my gorge for this stupid, self-loathing, terrified politically correct culture.

Posted by: rrpjr at December 07, 2015 12:31 PM (s/yC1)

580
566 544 Copper was good for the first season. Season Two sucked.
I think it holds the record for most stabbings per episode and ethnic slurs by white people.




Well, they were dealing with a bunch of drunken micks.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 12:26 PM


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Which reminds me. "Peaky Blinders" is also a very good series on Netflix.

Posted by: Soona at December 07, 2015 12:31 PM (Fmupd)

581
Lester Nygaard sure broke bad.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 12:31 PM (iQIUe)

582 Donald Trump tried to kill Santa with a boomerang made from Hitler's femur.

Posted by: Cherry Jacobus at December 07, 2015 12:32 PM (Ui7Rt)

583 Obama is a dumb mother fucker.

I'm so tired of this guy.

Posted by: Yo! at December 07, 2015 12:32 PM (GwIKd)

584 "That's redundant."


Well, yes. But "irish"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 12:33 PM (g8nOb)

585
Watch White Christmas instead and think about how dressed up everyone used to be. All the time.


Also think about how Hollywood used to make movies that didn't need smartass kids, clueless,Peter Panwhite guys and salt-of-the-earth-wisdom big black mamas.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2015 12:33 PM (X6fMO)

586 579 I was the Ralph's grocery in Hollywood this morning and the PA system played a jingle to promote Flu Shots. It was "12 Days of Christmas." But the lyric I heard was, "On the third day of the Holidays, my true love sent to me..."



"H. I. V. "

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 12:33 PM (MZVOx)

587 Nice sidebar link to The Other McCain.

Roll Tide! and to his son as well.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 12:33 PM (LUgeY)

588 "The software here really starting to lose words and letters alot lately."

It's finest pixyware: yesterday's capabilities tomorrow! Accept no substitutes!

Posted by: torquewrench at December 07, 2015 12:33 PM (noWW6)

589 568
In what appeared to be a scene straight out of the tear-jerking movie Miracle on 34th Street, Santa and his excited little pal are then seen conversing in sign language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPcTB86aT0Yfeature=youtu.be


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2015 12:27 PM (kdS6q)


Thanks for that.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 07, 2015 12:34 PM (3dOE/)

590 The first season of Human Target was awesome. And then they had to add the nagging chick, to get the female viewership I guess, and I decided I'd rather watch paint dry.

So very much yes. *sigh*

Posted by: Ian S. at December 07, 2015 12:34 PM (S+N7W)

591 BTW Do I recall right that you're out in the SW? I'm in the NE, practically in Kansas
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at December


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Oklahoma. Born and raised here. Been living here most of my life.

Posted by: Soona at December 07, 2015 12:35 PM (Fmupd)

592 >>Also think about how Hollywood used to make movies that didn't need smartass kids, clueless,Peter Panwhite guys and salt-of-the-earth-wisdom big black mamas.

Also didn't need to show people while they vomit, pee or take a crap.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 12:35 PM (NOIQH)

593 588 "The software here really starting to lose words and letters alot lately."

It's finest pixyware: yesterday's capabilities tomorrow! Accept no substitutes!



The fine t blog sof wear ever writ en!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 12:35 PM (MZVOx)

594 Remember when terrorists attacked us but it's all our fault for not loving them enough according to BO?Posted by: Lauren at December 07, 2015 11:26 AM (vOn32)I remember the nickelfucking governor of Massachusetts blame 9/11 on a "failure of understanding." That he was not immediately hustled down the State House steps, tossed into the nearest Greyhound bus and driven out of the state tells you how "patriotic" Massachusetts is.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2015 12:36 PM (X6fMO)

595 Sleeper Cell is a great TV show.

Especially what happens to the useful idiots.

Posted by: PJ at December 07, 2015 12:36 PM (cHuNI)

596 Hey, wait a minute. I'm part Irish myself.

Mom's mother's side.

What are you saying.?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 12:36 PM (LShOA)

597 I could figure that out! Santa asked her if she wanted a dolly.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 07, 2015 12:36 PM (iQIUe)

598 Iowa predicted the presidencies of Santorum and Huckabee.



Trump has commanding leads in NH, SC, etc.



In Iowa, Cruz is picking up Evangelicals who used to favor Carson. If Trump stumbles, Cruz can pick up his Mad as Hell voters.



Trouble is that Cruz could have higher negatives in the general than Trump.





Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2015 12:07 PM (r1fLd)

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And after each debate, Cruz will kiss his wife and hug his kids and Hillary will ...

Posted by: mrp at December 07, 2015 12:37 PM (JBggj)

599 I see the other McCains' son just got his ranger tab .
That's a big f'n deal .
I'm sure he and his family are very proud .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 07, 2015 12:37 PM (mP1RE)

600 Also think about how Hollywood used to make movies that didn't need smartass kids, clueless,Peter Panwhite guys and salt-of-the-earth-wisdom big black mamas.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2015 12:33 PM (X6fMO)


The only children I remember were dancing and not speaking, weren't they? I love that movie.

I love that the whole movie (aside from the romantic stuff) is about doing this really nice thing for their old general.

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 12:38 PM (lIU4e)

601 And after each debate, Cruz will kiss his wife and hug his kids and Hillary will ...




Power down an rack up until next time.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 12:38 PM (MZVOx)

602 Boy these democrats seem to think they are experts on Moslems.....

Posted by: Yo! at December 07, 2015 12:39 PM (GwIKd)

603 Thanks for that.

Yeah, that was all kinds of wonderful.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 12:40 PM (LUgeY)

604 Enrique, who bought the ARs for the coward murderers, looks like pajama boy with his glasses off.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 07, 2015 12:42 PM (LyhX8)

605 Boy these democrats seem to think they are experts on Moslems.....

Posted by: Yo! at December 07, 2015 12:39 PM (GwIKd)

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Now, they do. Remember back when Michael Moore couldn't figure out why the terrorists attacked targets in a Blue state?

Posted by: mrp at December 07, 2015 12:43 PM (JBggj)

606 Boy these democrats seem to think they are experts on Moslems.....

Posted by: Yo! at December 07, 2015 12:39 PM (GwIKd)


Muslims invented Peace. Prior to that, all of history was just white christian men murdering and raping and killing everything and then raping the corpses and burning the bodies and raping the flames.

Posted by: Muslim Facts! at December 07, 2015 12:43 PM (k9qR4)

607 Soona: Oklahoma. Born and raised here. Been living here most of my life.

Well, dehr, Soona. I meant SW part of the state!

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at December 07, 2015 12:43 PM (hUQVp)

608 So the feds just forced 21 syrian "refugees" into Texas, and won't tell us where "for their safety".

What about our safety you may ask...

hahahahah

Posted by: Lauren at December 07, 2015 12:44 PM (Z/8dZ)

609 Muslims have never killed anyone. In fact, if Muslims ran the world, everyone would be immortal and anime would become real.

Posted by: Muslim Facts! at December 07, 2015 12:44 PM (k9qR4)

610 Muslims invented Peace. Prior to that, all of history was just white christian men murdering and raping and killing everything and then raping the corpses and burning the bodies and raping the flames.

And you infidels will never know otherwise since we destroy the history of all countries we conquer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 12:45 PM (LUgeY)

611 606
Muslims invented Peace.

Posted by: Muslim Facts! at December 07, 2015 12:43 PM (k9qR4)


All muslims are peaceful, until they are cutting your head off.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 07, 2015 12:47 PM (3dOE/)

612 So the feds just forced 21 syrian "refugees" into Texas, and won't tell us where "for their safety".

What about our safety you may ask...

hahahahah

Posted by: Lauren at December 07, 2015 12:44 PM (Z/8dZ)


Hrm, maybe we could get a certain blockhead lesbian mayor to demand member lists and sermon texts from every mosque in Texas.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at December 07, 2015 12:47 PM (k9qR4)

613 >>So the feds just forced 21 syrian "refugees" into Texas, and won't tell us where "for their safety".


Why am I not surprised? He's been doing the same thing with the "unaccompanied minors" who cross the Southern border illegally.
I bet Obama has ordered more refugees just to spite critics.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 12:47 PM (NOIQH)

614 And you infidels will never know otherwise since we destroy the history of all countries we conquer.
=========

To be fair, the terrorists are pretty adept at destroying the histories of their own countries.

Posted by: mrp at December 07, 2015 12:47 PM (JBggj)

615 "Yeah, that was all kinds of wonderful."


I don't know what that was in response to but that was funny.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 12:47 PM (qr867)

616 Well, dehr, Soona. I meant SW part of the state!
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at December


---------------------


Nope. Raised in the NW part of the state. Been living in OKC for the last thirty years.

Posted by: Soona at December 07, 2015 12:48 PM (Fmupd)

617 U.S. claiming it was a Russian airstrike that killed the Syrians not an American one.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2015 12:48 PM (xodPA)

618 Via Insty:


Here's a picture of the SB jihadist murderers entering the US:

http://cdn.pjmedia.com/instapundit/wp-

content/uploads/2015/12/Screen-Shot-2015-12-07-at-

12.43.16-PM.png


Angry looking a-holes dressed in islamist mufti.

They should've been turned away then and there.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2015 12:49 PM (0cMkb)

619 Okay, it was BB.


Smart sonny-gun.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 12:49 PM (qr867)

620 RK, it was a response to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPcTB86aT0Yfeature=youtu.be


It gets dusty here in Casa Backwardio occasionally.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 12:50 PM (LUgeY)

621
think about how Hollywood used to make movies that didn't need smartass kids, clueless,Peter Panwhite guys and salt-of-the-earth-wisdom big black mamas.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2015 12:33 PM (X6fMO)



The only children I remember were dancing and not speaking, weren't they? I love that movie.


I love that the whole movie (aside from the romantic stuff) is about doing this really nice thing for their old general. Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 12:38 PM (lIU4e)
Oh, I can imagine a reboot of White Christmas. Danny Kaye would be turning down Vera-Ellen because he has a secret gay crush on Bing Crosby. General Waverly's granddaughter would be a smartass goth teen snarking about the military and Bush's wars. Mary Wickes' housekeeper would be black, of course, and General Waverly would marry her at the end just to spite racist Rosemary Clooney.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2015 12:50 PM (X6fMO)

622 Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2015 12:49 PM (0cMkb)



There's some serious Resting Bitch Face in that picture. On the chick, too.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 07, 2015 12:51 PM (8Y7+f)

623 Congratulations to Stacey McCain and his wife upon the graduation of their son from Ranger school. God bless and keep all the Rangers, and thank you for defending the rights of Stasi-like pigs to say whatever nonsense they feel compelled to spew. As disgusting as she is, as long as she can talk out loud without fear of legal retribution so can we all.

Posted by: MTF at December 07, 2015 12:52 PM (TxJGV)

624 >>Oh, I can imagine a reboot of White Christmas...

White Christmas ---> Rainbow Holidays

Check your privilege, audience!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 12:52 PM (NOIQH)

625 So the 'little woman' half of the San Bernardino two was short? Or was that just the camera angle?

Posted by: Leroi Elmo Minimualian at December 07, 2015 12:53 PM (v6dsg)

626 552
If you are found not to have a ticket, it's schwarzfahren (riding black) and they don't take kindly to that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2015 11:43 AM (1xUj/)






Has a long tradition. Going back to zeppelin travel, as I recall.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2015 12:23 PM (gwpf+)

***********

Back when--tossing you off, meant something.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 07, 2015 12:53 PM (mcm0N)

627 re 379:
On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
a date with Pajama boy...

Posted by: Mallflower at December 07, 2015 12:53 PM (qSIlh)

628 White Privilege Christmas, you mean?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 12:53 PM (LUgeY)

629 oops, meant 579.

Posted by: Mallflower at December 07, 2015 12:54 PM (qSIlh)

630 OK, time to go do stuff.

Y'all try and behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 12:55 PM (LUgeY)

631 Forgive me if this has been addressed already.

Does anyone know what the news media is talking about specifically when they refer to the SB shooters rifles being modified, sometimes referring to a 'button'?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 07, 2015 12:56 PM (l3vZN)

632 Eh, can somebody tell me how to be on the right side of history?


Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2015 12:57 PM (UzPAd)

633 So that's why the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where Indiana Jones tossed the Gestapo agent off the dirigible was so funny? "He didn't have a ticket." and everyone shows their tickets.

I didn't get the joke.

Posted by: Leroi Elmo Minimualian at December 07, 2015 12:57 PM (v6dsg)

634 618 Via Insty:


Here's a picture of the SB jihadist murderers entering the US:

http://cdn.pjmedia.com/instapundit/wp-

content/uploads/2015/12/Screen-Shot-2015-12-07-at-

12.43.16-PM.png


Angry looking a-holes dressed in islamist mufti.

They should've been turned away then and there.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2015 12:49 PM (0cMkb)


***************

I like--sarcasm--how Obama insisted last night that there was no overseas connection.

There it is staring you right in the face. It's HER. ( That's them coming back from overseas in 2014.)

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 07, 2015 12:57 PM (mcm0N)

635 On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
a date with Pajama boy...

Posted by: Mallflower at December 07, 2015 12:53 PM (qSIlh)



Don't forget the 10 Paolos 'a humping

Posted by: Country Singer at December 07, 2015 12:57 PM (8Y7+f)

636 If this is true, it is amazingly revealing:

Obama and Jarrett were livid about having to call San Bernadino a terrorist attack:

http://tinyurl.com/pv5enr8

BTW: Happy Hanukkah!!! Love it!!! (except the throbbing headache... which will be repeated tomorrow, in all likelihood)

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 07, 2015 12:58 PM (BZAd3)

637 Eh, can somebody tell me how to be on the right side of history?


***


Win

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 07, 2015 12:59 PM (NeFrd)

638 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2015 12:50 PM (X6fMO)

What a nightmare.

Although I do love the scene when she is suggesting that they have a fake engagement to Danny Kaye and he keeps inching away in fear while her hand inches up his thigh... Heh.

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 12:59 PM (lIU4e)

639 I'm sitting here eating pasta.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 01:00 PM (nYkLz)

640 631 Forgive me if this has been addressed already.

Does anyone know what the news media is talking about specifically when they refer to the SB shooters rifles being modified, sometimes referring to a 'button'?



Bullet button. A button requiring depression with a tool to release the magazine. Most often by using a bullet tip.

Most non-California AR's use a button that you depress. Cali, in its infinite wisdom, decided to make the magazine release button requiring a tool to release.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 01:00 PM (MZVOx)

641 Cod piece?

No, no, no, it was London Fog.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2015 11:02 AM (LUgeY)


I had a cod piece once. It was nothing to write home about.

Posted by: Rapey Dolphin at December 07, 2015 01:00 PM (+y3Tj)

642 631 Forgive me if this has been addressed already.

Does anyone know what the news media is talking about specifically when they refer to the SB shooters rifles being modified, sometimes referring to a 'button'?



Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 07, 2015 12:56 PM (l3vZN)


Newer Assault Rifles in California have to have a special 'button' for magazine release... makes it hard to switch magazines quickly.

With the 10 round max Mags... it was supposed to limit mass shootings...

Problem is that its easy to modify...

(Real reason they did it was to drive up the price of Assault Rifles in Calif, as its now a special model to be legal here)...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 07, 2015 01:00 PM (qh617)

643 >>There it is staring you right in the face. It's HER.


Heh, exactly!

Fox was reporting yesterday a.m. that investigators said Farooq was in touch w/some known ISIS recruiter (formerly based in MI) who also coordinated the attempted ISIS attack on Pam Gellar.
So that checks both 'international;' and 'ISIS' off the checklist if true...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 01:01 PM (NOIQH)

644 631
Forgive me if this has been addressed already.



Does anyone know what the news media is talking about specifically when they refer to the SB shooters rifles being modified, sometimes referring to a 'button'?





Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 07, 2015 12:56 PM (l3vZN)


Link from 12/4 ONT

https://pjmedia.com/trending/2015/12/4/ atf-says-weapons-used-in-san-bernardino- shooting-were-illegal-in-california

A "bullet button" refers to the requirement that CA-legal semiauto rifles not have a detachable magazine. From my ass, a "bullet button" is an ingenious way to skirt this requirement by forcing the user to use a bullet or other "tool" to remove the magazine, rather than just use his/her finger.

The SB shooters' rifles were modified after legal sale to remove this "bullet button" nuisance, and restore the finger-only removable mags.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 07, 2015 01:02 PM (3dOE/)

645 Thank you Rickb223 for the clear answer.

Cali rules are a mystery to this Tidewater Virginian.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 07, 2015 01:02 PM (l3vZN)

646
I'm sitting here eating pasta.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 01:00 PM (nYkLz)
____________________________

I'm sitting here eating Huma.... Want to trade?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 07, 2015 01:03 PM (HSmrB)

647 Who's going to be the 666 commenter?

Posted by: Soona at December 07, 2015 01:03 PM (Fmupd)

648 Oh, I can imagine a reboot of White Christmas. Danny Kaye would be turning down Vera-Ellen because he has a secret gay crush on Bing Crosby. General Waverly's granddaughter would be a smartass goth teen snarking about the military and Bush's wars. Mary Wickes' housekeeper would be black, of course, and General Waverly would marry her at the end just to spite racist Rosemary Clooney.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2015 12:50 PM (X6fMO)


Get me a treatment! We'll make miiillllyuns!


Can we add something about crossdressing in there thought?

Posted by: The Watchoutski Brothers at December 07, 2015 01:03 PM (Dj0WE)

649
632 Eh, can somebody tell me how to be on the right side of history?




Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2015 12:57 PM (UzPAd)


apparently??? Be a Gay Married Moslem Jihadist...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 07, 2015 01:03 PM (qh617)

650
Since I posted this yesterday on a slow thread.

My city has its very own Rachael Corrie! A few excerpts:

"I totally panicked. I noticed every deep-seated, racist-leaning (that a person with) white privilege grows up with as my mind started forming scenarios without my control," she wrote. "ISIS just said they wanted to target New York. I'm going from New York to Paris. Security barely looked at me and these boys could have snuck through, and what if they blow the plane up."
...
"I was really anxious and worried," she said. "But all of that totally disappeared as soon as I arrived in Europe, because people over here, they don't react to things the same way that Americans do."


http://tinyurl.com/pwt26cr

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 07, 2015 01:03 PM (RcpcZ)

651 568 In what appeared to be a scene straight out of the tear-jerking movie Miracle on 34th Street, Santa and his excited little pal are then seen conversing in sign language.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2015 12:27 PM (kdS6q)


So, what you're saying is that some old white male is committing cultural appropriation against the deaf?!

RELEASE... THE TWITTER MOB!!!

Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at December 07, 2015 01:04 PM (u9OP6)

652 Lt. Col. Ralph Peters called Obama "a total pussy" on CNN today.

http://www.jammiewf.com/2015/hero-lt-col-ralph-peters-calls-obama-a-total-pussy-on-live-tv/

Too funny. Because so true.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2015 01:04 PM (a31sM)

653 I also "liked" how Obama said there was no connection to a larger cell.

Which the FBI totes knows because they so carefully examined that apartment before turning it over the media, amirite?

Posted by: Lauren at December 07, 2015 01:05 PM (Kqit+)

654 643 >>There it is staring you right in the face. It's HER.


Heh, exactly!

Fox was reporting yesterday a.m. that investigators said Farooq was in touch w/some known ISIS recruiter (formerly based in MI) who also coordinated the attempted ISIS attack on Pam Gellar.
So that checks both 'international;' and 'ISIS' off the checklist if true...
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 01:01 PM (NOIQH

************

Lizzy

Did not know about that last part.

FOX last night said that a subpoena like action on their bank accounts was turning up some significant information--but I can't find the story in print anywhere. So far on this story ABC seems to get things released by certain government agencies first, but FOX seems to get Intel into.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 07, 2015 01:06 PM (mcm0N)

655 and thanks to you too, Flounder and Wolf.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 07, 2015 01:06 PM (l3vZN)

656 "I'm sitting here eating Huma.... Want to trade?

*hic* "



*Finishes last few bites.

Cocks .357"


No.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 07, 2015 01:07 PM (nYkLz)

657 I was just participating on another blog (The Times of India, if you're interested) regarding the choice of names for the terrorist organization. Some say "Islamic State," while other ISIS; still others - Brits, Muslims, and the SCOAMF - use "ISIL," and some others "Daesh." The last one is the acronym in Arabic for the Arabic name equivalent to ISIS.

I said I have no problem referring to the organization as "Daesh." And its members as "Daeshbags."

Yeah, I denounce myself, but it's still funny as hell, I don't care who you are...

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 07, 2015 01:08 PM (iIzG7)

658 I arrived in Europe, because people over here, they don't react to things the same way that Americans do."

Personally I don't find circle jerks set to "Imagine" all that reassuring but to each their own I guess.....

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at December 07, 2015 01:08 PM (LYCUN)

659 There it is staring you right in the face. It's HER. ( That's them coming back from overseas in 2014.)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 07, 2015 12:57 PM (mcm0N)

________

Uhm dude it's 2015 and that was way back in 2014. No connection. AT. ALL.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 07, 2015 01:09 PM (0LHZx)

660 Rush is on fire today

Posted by: Yo! at December 07, 2015 01:09 PM (GwIKd)

661 We need elbows!

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 07, 2015 01:09 PM (E5UB0)

662 653 I also "liked" how Obama said there was no connection to a larger cell.

Which the FBI totes knows because they so carefully examined that apartment before turning it over the media, amirite?
Posted by: Lauren at December 07, 2015 01:05 PM (Kqit+)

******

Correct.

I'm getting a bad feeling about that. Back in the Cold War days there was always arguments about the public's right to know. The Emergency test that you hesr every once and awhile is the result of the good guys winning that argument.

Anyways--it's almost as if Obama is worried about Holiday shopping results and rushing to give Americans shaky re-assurance.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 07, 2015 01:11 PM (mcm0N)

663 Like I said, I plan on getting a new one with a "modern" operating system.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at December 07, 2015 11:19 AM (t2KH5)


If you don't need XP to run some essential program that will only run under XP, download Linux Mint. You can download an .iso file of Mint, and burn it to a disk, or even a memory stick, and boot and run it form there, to try it out. Very, very easy. I did it a few months ago, and it was the easiest OS install I have ever done, bar none. Mint has a GUI that is very friendly for Windows-habituated folks like me. If I wasn't obligated to run various flavors of Windows for work-related programs, i would run all my PC's on Mint in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Rapey Dolphin at December 07, 2015 01:12 PM (+y3Tj)

664 There it is staring you right in the face. It's HER. ( That's them coming back from overseas in 2014.)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 07, 2015 12:57 PM (mcm0N)
___________

Love's young dream, heh. The glow from the wedding and honeymoon is just all over them.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 07, 2015 01:13 PM (MIKMs)

665
We need elbows!

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 07, 2015 01:09 PM (E5UB0)
___________________________

Wanna' feast your eyes on my fun bags???

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 07, 2015 01:13 PM (HSmrB)

666 Don't read what's linked in my nick if you're taking blood pressure medication.

Adam Gopnik is a fork-tongued liar, a hypocrite, who spends the opening sentence of every *%&^ing paragraph of this garbage article claiming he won't say what he proceeds to say. He praises a tabloid for naming and picturing Wayne LaPierre as culpable, but does not mention Farook or Malik. He claims Americans are really responsible for the attacks because of the impurity of their thoughts.

It's mysticism, astrology, indistinguishable from religion, puritanism in a fart-sniffing font.

Oh, and his dumb pretentious ass puts an umlaut (it's a dye-heiresses!) over "coordinated" so his readers know not to say "cooer DYE nated" in their heads.

While good men and women die at the hands of jihadists these uninteresting cowards will be working very hard to permanently subvert the constitution.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 07, 2015 01:13 PM (FfVIs)

667 The Debbil?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 07, 2015 01:13 PM (3rK8j)

668 Soon, Obama.

Posted by: Satan at December 07, 2015 01:13 PM (3dOE/)

669 Monsieur Mew Mew

Hey! Good Ezra Klien impression.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 07, 2015 01:13 PM (mcm0N)

670 Klein--crap I know the French word would start flipping my vowels.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 07, 2015 01:16 PM (mcm0N)

671 I read only this morning that the iraquis, as they had done a day or so before the attacks in Paris, had provided intelligence warning of an attack on LAX on Sunday.

I can't help wondering if that was not a contingency resolute podium, the indifferent, checkbox speech just that as well. He was set up. Address the nation if there had been an attack.

If that's true, thank God for the nothing burger content. That's the kind of disappointment the nation can bear.

Posted by: Sarahw at December 07, 2015 01:16 PM (3fTXW)

672
"Posted 01:13 PM"



Man, must be tough to be an orthodox Jew poster here on holidays.

By the time a content thread goes up, you've already left for home.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2015 01:17 PM (kdS6q)

673 Augh, ipad typing! "He was set up TO yada yada," not " he was set up"

Posted by: Sarahw at December 07, 2015 01:18 PM (3fTXW)

674 Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 07, 2015 01:11 PM (mcm0N)

I live near Merced... grew up here and know a lot of people...

The Feds were all over the UC Merced Stabby Stabby case... THEY made sure the Local Sheriff downplayed any Ethnic, Religious, or Terrorist ties to the case...

The rationale? They did not want to 'inflame the public'.

Yes... they used our Righteous Anger, as an Excuse to NOT tell the people the truth... and the media was complicit...

Needless to say... I won't be voting for that Sheriff next election...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 07, 2015 01:18 PM (qh617)

675 The media has found a case of backlash! A diner at a breakfast join in Austin apparently told some muslim women to "go back to where you came from" and told them to shoot him now if they were planning on it.

I give him A+ for effort but C for wit.

Of course the eatery is falling all over itself to apologize.

Posted by: Lauren at December 07, 2015 01:18 PM (Kqit+)

676 Breitbart News Daily Former FBI Counterterrorism Agent: We ve Received Nearly Zero Help from U.S. Muslim Community since 9/11

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2015 01:21 PM (gf8BH)

677 The media has found a case of backlash! A diner at a breakfast join in Austin apparently told some muslim women to "go back to where you came from" and told them to shoot him now if they were planning on it.

I give him A+ for effort but C for wit.

Of course the eatery is falling all over itself to apologize.



People need a crash course on the definition of "backlash".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 01:21 PM (MZVOx)

678 Europeans don't react to things like the hicks in America do .
If you kill us we tend to kill ya' right back .


The essential American soul , is hard , isolate , stoic , and a killer .
D.H. Lawrence

Posted by: awkward davies at December 07, 2015 01:21 PM (mP1RE)

679 BB Wolf

Oh gawd, not that shit again. I really detest that kind of policy.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 07, 2015 01:21 PM (mcm0N)

680 676 Breitbart News Daily Former FBI Counterterrorism Agent: We ve Received Nearly Zero Help from U.S. Muslim Community since 9/11




THERE'S your "moderate muslim".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 01:22 PM (MZVOx)

681 Homeless couple found living in Walmart. This is what the police found.

http://tinyurl.com/o2z3nvw

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 07, 2015 11:46 AM (2vRRd)


Crazy eyes. They might have them, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2015 01:23 PM (+y3Tj)

682 Geez. Tammy Bruce and Allen Colmes discussing muzzies. Ima gonna puke.

Posted by: Soona at December 07, 2015 01:23 PM (Fmupd)

683 >>I said I have no problem referring to the organization as "Daesh." And its members as "Daeshbags."

Heh.
Using Daesh allows the speaker to totally gloss over that it is an ISLAMIC group.
I suspect that why Islam apologist SoS Kerry prefers Daesh over ISIS and ISIL.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2015 01:24 PM (NOIQH)

684 Is Ace sending selfies of his frank and beans to that Twitter whore this morning afternoon?

NTTAWWT

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 07, 2015 01:25 PM (7v/r5)

685 Geez. Tammy Bruce and Allen Colmes discussing muzzies. Ima gonna puke.

Posted by: Soona at December 07, 2015 01:23 PM (Fmupd)



Without looking, I'm going to guess they're facing mecca.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 07, 2015 01:25 PM (8Y7+f)

686 BB Wolf

Did not know you were in that area. When this story broke some were saying that they've been worried for awhile now about something in the Southern Cali area and they are not sure --if this incident--was that. Certain people at CNN made reference to that when this first broke but that has been shutdown since. So fwiw.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 07, 2015 01:25 PM (mcm0N)

687 Real Politio hit piece on Rubio:

He sure does drink a lot of water!

Posted by: Lauren at December 07, 2015 01:25 PM (Kqit+)

688 People need a crash course on the definition of "backlash".
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 01:21 PM (MZVOx)


I have some married in family/friends who are arab but Christian and they mentioned some nasty/suspicious looks post 9/11, which would be unpleasant I'm sure but nothing violent.

By contrast, two muslims just murdered 14 people. So. I know which one is more worrisome to me...

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 01:26 PM (lIU4e)

689 Breitbart News Daily Former FBI Counterterrorism Agent: We ve Received
Nearly Zero Help from U.S. Muslim Community since 9/11
---
Impossible. I hear every day about how practicing muslims are the most patriotic of all Americans.

And how we should be more like them.

Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2015 01:26 PM (ZbV+0)

690 Wow, still on the morning's art thread I see!

Not in love with the composition, the trees kind of chop up the canvas in a funny way. But I like Courbet's rendering of snow and the overall moodiness of the scene. Fitting for the date in infamy and the overall national mood today.

Posted by: LizLem at December 07, 2015 01:26 PM (hvf9s)

691 Ace is awake.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 07, 2015 01:26 PM (3rK8j)

692 680 676 Breitbart News Daily Former FBI Counterterrorism Agent: We ve Received Nearly Zero Help from U.S. Muslim Community since 9/11




THERE'S your "moderate muslim".
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2015 01:22 PM (MZVOx)


-------------------


What's the saying? A radical muzzie wants to kill you. A moderate muzzie wants a radical muzzie to kill you.

Posted by: Soona at December 07, 2015 01:27 PM (Fmupd)

693 Nood.

And I'm off to have some real life. And bacon.

Posted by: mindful webworker - onward, through the fog at December 07, 2015 01:27 PM (hUQVp)

694 I have some married in family/friends who are arab but Christian and they mentioned some nasty/suspicious looks post 9/11, which would be unpleasant I'm sure but nothing violent.

Posted by: Lea at December 07, 2015 01:26 PM (lIU4e)




I used to live around the corner from a Coptic-owned gas station. They quickly, but subtly solved the problem by leaving a Coptic Bible prominently displayed on the counter in the store.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 07, 2015 01:29 PM (8Y7+f)

695 Posted by: Rapey Dolphin

Lemme guess, your systems are all water cooled?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 07, 2015 01:29 PM (YEelc)

696 >>> Homeless couple found living in Walmart. This is what the police found. http://tinyurl.com/o2z3nvw
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 07, 2015 11:46 AM (2vRRd)

If one is squatting in Walmart, is one technically homeless? But yes they have the cray cray eyes.

Posted by: LizLem at December 07, 2015 01:29 PM (hvf9s)

697 Posted by: Danube River Guide at December 07, 2015 01:25 PM (mcm0N)

Yup.... a lot of us locals were a bit careful for the next few days...

Stabby guy Islamic... you will note they never NAMED the two Student Victims, even though they are legally adults....

Why? Lots and lots of Hispanic Gangs in the area....

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 07, 2015 01:30 PM (qh617)

698 Ohh I willow'd the thread! *pats self on back*

Posted by: LizLem at December 07, 2015 01:30 PM (hvf9s)

699 608 Crazy. Go after the weakest link. The "delivering agencies" Catholic Charities or the Council of American Bishops or the whatever and ask them over and over. Taxpayers money is being used to support their role in this and they should be held accountable if the Feds will not. Same for local resettlement offices. There are only so many.

Posted by: gracepmc at December 07, 2015 01:49 PM (OU4q6)

700 think about how Hollywood used to make movies that didn't need
smartass kids, clueless,Peter Panwhite guys and salt-of-the-earth-wisdom
big black mamas.

See Critical Theory, the long march through the institutions.

Posted by: PJ at December 07, 2015 02:12 PM (cHuNI)

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