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Ferdinand Burgdorff, "Sunset" (1919)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 09:37 AM




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1 Those the same trees from yesterday?

Posted by: HH at December 02, 2015 09:32 AM (DrCtv)

2 Those the same trees from yesterday?

and the same dinosaur!!!

Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 09:33 AM (lIU4e)

3 Looks familiar...

Posted by: Smokey the Bear at December 02, 2015 09:33 AM (2oWD2)

4 Somebody cut one of the trees down since last night.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 02, 2015 09:34 AM (jsWA8)

5 What's this I hear about a Cynthia McKinney Nude Photos hack?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 09:34 AM (oVJmc)

6 Is that a guy crouching down in those shrubs?

Posted by: Rapey the Bear at December 02, 2015 09:34 AM (2oWD2)

7 Those the same trees from yesterday?



The one that pushed the other one off the edge is gone!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 09:34 AM (FZxI4)

8 Before and after.

Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2015 09:35 AM (QCc6B)

9 More pushy trees. Must be North Dakota again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 09:35 AM (LUgeY)

10
FERDINAND BURGDORFF (1881 - 1975)

The painter and printmaker Ferdinand Burgdorff was born in Cleveland, Ohio. He studied at the Cleveland School of Art and then in Paris, where he worked with Rene Menard and Florence Este. In 1907 he settled in Carmel, California, ultimately settling in Pebble Beach in 1920, where he remained for the rest of his life.

For nearly twenty years, Burgdorff made numerous trips throughout the southwestern United States, traveling at times with surveyors and on newly-established railways to record great expanses of uninhabited territory in addition to Navajo and Hopi reservations; for a time, he used Santa Fe as his base of operations, and later toured the ancient civilizations of Egypt and Greece. Primarily a landscape painter, Burgdorff also created etchings of his favored subjects and remained devoted to romantic depictions of the Southwest and its native peoples. He died in Pebble Beach.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 09:35 AM (iQIUe)

11 The penis had better contrast in the older version of this painting.

Posted by: Wiser, older bears at December 02, 2015 09:35 AM (LISuA)

12 Dammit Pappy, now I'm going to have to taste vomit for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 09:35 AM (XiVKO)

13 OK, enough with the bear horning in our territory!

Posted by: Rapey Dolphins at December 02, 2015 09:36 AM (NOIQH)

14 Lessee. Nothing to paint. I'll just do this shitty painting of these fucking trees and smear some pink around the background. If I blur it up I can call it some form of Impressionism and the art fools will fucking give me money for it. Fuck yeah, thats a plan.....

Posted by: Ferd Burg at December 02, 2015 09:37 AM (xWW96)

15 Sometimes you get the bear,and sometimes the bear gets you.
Leo DeCaprio

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2015 09:38 AM (8HTq1)

16 For nearly twenty years, Burgdorff made numerous trips throughout the southwestern United States... He died in Pebble Beach.
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This neglects to mention he was a 2 handicap throughout his adult life.

Posted by: Wiser, older bears at December 02, 2015 09:38 AM (LISuA)

17
Ferdinand Burgdorff, "Sunset: A Pleasant View of the Sea as I am Raped by a Bear" (1919)

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2015 09:38 AM (KUa85)

18 You can do all the starlets in Hollywood, but do just one bear and that label will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 09:38 AM (LUgeY)

19 Those trees are phallic and therefore, do not represent a safe space.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2015 09:38 AM (659DL)

20 Meanwhile, in the medical science arena, Gattaca is becoming much, much closer as ethicists 'square off' over editing genes in a human embryo.

No chance THAT is gonna have any unintended consequences, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 09:39 AM (NOIQH)

21 Ferdinand Burgdorff, "Sunset: A Pleasant View of the Sea as I am Raped by a Bear" (1919)

Better him than me.

Posted by: Waldo at December 02, 2015 09:39 AM (326rv)

22 Hillary Clinton is the warmest, kindest, bravest, most wonderful human being I have ever know in my life.

Posted by: Hillary's email server at December 02, 2015 09:39 AM (1BQGO)

23 Lessee. Nothing to paint. I'll just do this shitty painting of these fucking trees and smear some pink around the background. If I blur it up I can call it some form of Impressionism and the art fools will fucking give me money for it. Fuck yeah, thats a plan.....

Somebody woke up on the cynical side of the bed.



I think it's purty.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 09:39 AM (rjtGa)

24 Hey Smokey, hold my hat...

Posted by: Rapey the Bear at December 02, 2015 09:39 AM (2oWD2)

25 That dude really has a thing for those trees, doesn't he?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 09:40 AM (ppaKI)

26 An invitation to get back to, and closer to, nature. As we came into this world, as it were.

Posted by: Dare to be Bear at December 02, 2015 09:40 AM (nSW/N)

27 Ferdinand Burgdorff, "Sunset: A Pleasant View of the Sea as I am Raped by a Bear" (1919)

this place....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2015 09:40 AM (659DL)

28
This is really gonna piss a certain somebody off:

Obamas State Of The Union Address Thwarts ABCs Agent Carter Return

President Obama has scheduled his State of the Union Address a little earlier than usual, on January 12, which has caused ABC to put off by two weeks its season premiere of Marvels Agent Carter.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 09:40 AM (kdS6q)

29 You can do all the starlets in Hollywood, but do just one bear and that label will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Word.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 02, 2015 09:40 AM (oVJmc)

30 Best fucking movie DiCaprio ever made and Drudge has to fuck it up with a stupid false click bait headline. Just stupid, and so are all the stupid bear rape jokes.

Posted by: maddogg at December 02, 2015 09:40 AM (xWW96)

31 One of my buddies in Worcester, MA is posting a bunch of pics of him with Trump. thumbs up, shaking hands, all that jazz. Looks like a good time was had by all when Trump met with the NEPBA (splinter group police Union) yesterday. He tells me they are going to endorse Trump if he stays in long enough.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2015 09:40 AM (2cS/G)

32 Trump camp releases a "flipgram" (yeah, new to me but this luddite is trying to keep up) with eyewitness and video support of his claim that he saw reports of Muslims celebrating 9/11 on rooftops in Jersey City:

https://flipagram.com/f/gQDUWrCTfX

Personally I don't understand what all the fuss and doubt is about. We know for a video-documented fact that thousands celebrated 9/11 the Sunday after in Obama's "church" (2:10 mark):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36T1fnIafC0

Posted by: Dancing Queen at December 02, 2015 09:40 AM (KgGd7)

33 If my Dad had used a condom, I wouldn't have the name that I do.

Posted by: Boo Boo at December 02, 2015 09:40 AM (326rv)

34
Tokyos Hello Kitty theme park to host stage reading of homosexual romance novel

Puroland, the Sanrio amusement park, will host a live stage reading of the novel Ikuta-san Chi no Kome-oji (The Rice Prince of Mr. Ikutas Place). Its story follows Banri Tatsukawa, a young man who loses his job when the company he works for goes out of business. Unable to find permanent employment right away, Banri accepts an offer from rice farmer Amata Ikuta to take on the role of the Rice Prince, a regional mascot to revitalize Ikutas rural community. As the story progresses, the two begin to develop romantic feelings for one another.

http://tinyurl.com/glkjhy7


Pika?!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 09:41 AM (kdS6q)

35 Carmel is drop dead gorgeous. Smells great, too.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 09:41 AM (iQIUe)

36 These pictures are getting increasingly austere. Eventually we're going to get a pen-and-ink drawing of a broken birch at the edge of the tundra.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 02, 2015 09:42 AM (RD7QR)

37 Just stupid, and so are all the stupid bear rape jokes.

Lighten up, Teddy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2015 09:42 AM (659DL)

38 No chance THAT is gonna have any unintended consequences, eh?

===

Doctors as a whole have strange views as to what constitutes "normal". Look at psychiatric meds, for example.

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 09:43 AM (3ZtZW)

39 This is really gonna piss a certain somebody off: Obamas State Of The Union Address Thwarts ABCs Agent Carter Return

Jerk!

I went to carmel a few years ago.

Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 09:43 AM (lIU4e)

40 Jokes?! If I were joking, would I do this? *rapes*

Posted by: Rapey the Bear at December 02, 2015 09:43 AM (2oWD2)

41 Apparently, San Francisco these days is carpeted in needles and smells like piss. Yet hovels there still go for $350,000. That place must be to lunatics like a porch light is to bugs.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 09:43 AM (ppaKI)

42 I don't understand it. Mr. DiCaprio was due for his first appointment with me at 10:00. I looked out the window and saw him approaching the door to the office. He stopped to read the plaque on the door and then inexplicably ran off down the street screaming and clutching his butt cheeks protectively. I suppose we'll have to reschedule.

Posted by: Seamus Bear, therapist at December 02, 2015 09:44 AM (NeFrd)

43 What happened to the other tree, Mr. Burghdorf?

If that is your real name. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 02, 2015 09:44 AM (KCQo0)

44 'Gentle' Ben, my ass.

Oh, my ass.


Posted by: Leo DC. at December 02, 2015 09:44 AM (oVJmc)

45 Best fucking movie DiCaprio ever made and

Point of order, that's rather like saying "best Yoko Ono album ever made".

/not a fan

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 09:44 AM (9krrF)

46 Jokes?! If I were joking, would I do this? *rapes*


He means it.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 09:44 AM (rjtGa)

47 28 They love him and he fucks them over.Good.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2015 09:44 AM (8HTq1)

48 Lea, are you sure that's a dinosaur? It looks psuedosuchian or like a dimetrodon to me.

And the trees still look like a Calvin and Hobbes frame with one tree pushing the other down the stairs.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2015 09:44 AM (q2o38)

49 How do present a script to someone that includes you being raped by a bear?

Agent: So, Leo ... btw, there is a sex scene.
Leo: Cool, who's the hot starlet who needs my love?
Agent: well, your sort of the huckleberry
Leo: Meh, I guess I have to be ok with that if I want to work in this town.
Agent: well, its a edgy rape scene
Leo: ok ...
Agent: you're raped by a bear
Leo: I didn't know you knew the term for a big, gay top -- is there something I don't know about your weekends?
Agent: No, a bear bear
Leo: A rape rape bear bear?

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2015 09:45 AM (fBkaR)

50 Posted by: Seamus Bear, therapist at December 02, 2015 09:44 AM (NeFrd)

I told you going the Tobias Funke route wouldn't pay off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 09:45 AM (9krrF)

51 Obviously man-made global warming smog is killing those trees, which used to be in the Mohave Desert before the oceans rose!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2015 09:46 AM (ftVQq)

52 "Cleveland School of Art"

This is a joke, right?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 02, 2015 09:46 AM (KCQo0)

53 Best fucking movie DiCaprio ever made

Hey, the bear deserves some credit, too.

Posted by: Leo DC. at December 02, 2015 09:46 AM (oVJmc)

54 Dust storm. Not too bad though. You can see more than 50 yards away.

Posted by: Furious George at December 02, 2015 09:47 AM (3GAnN)

55 Trump should run an ad (in urban markets) -- Hell, my even ex-wives like me. (With pics of his hotties)

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2015 09:47 AM (fBkaR)

56 I keep thinking there should be an osprey nest in one of those trees.
Am I the only one?

Posted by: Steve White at December 02, 2015 09:47 AM (wIMwf)

57
San Francisco...hovels there still go for $350,000.
Posted by: Citizen Cake



Frankly, the attraction for a segment of the population is easy access to sexual partners.

Sex sells better than having your backyard next to a national park.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 09:47 AM (kdS6q)

58 "Cleveland School of Art"

This is a joke, right?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Not at all. it says so right here, on the matchbook.

Posted by: Dean Martin at December 02, 2015 09:47 AM (326rv)

59 I liked the colors in the painting from yesterday better.

But thanks for your faiithfullness in putting up these works of art, rd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 09:48 AM (No/ki)

60 Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 09:44 AM (9krrF)


I was not a fan either, however the man is immensely talented and certainly not like Yoko Ono who has zero talent. He has won my admiration as a consummate professional who will do whatever it takes to get the effect he is looking for. So I am an unapologetic fan at this point.

Posted by: maddogg at December 02, 2015 09:48 AM (xWW96)

61 This morning I am campaigning to #DefundBrown.

(The PC university, not that depressing painting.)

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 02, 2015 09:48 AM (hjp5Z)

62 Hey, the bear deserves some credit, too.
Posted by: Leo DC

Thanks.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at December 02, 2015 09:49 AM (326rv)

63 I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 02, 2015 09:49 AM (evdj2)

64 I was not a fan either, however the man is immensely talented and certainly not like Yoko Ono who has zero talent. He has won my admiration as a consummate professional who will do whatever it takes to get the effect he is looking for. So I am an unapologetic fan at this point.

/shrugs I can respect that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 09:49 AM (9krrF)

65
What's this I hear about a Cynthia McKinney Nude Photos hack?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 09:34 AM (oVJmc)
_______________________________

I'd hit it.... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 02, 2015 09:49 AM (HSmrB)

66 "Cleveland School of Art" This is a joke, right?


Certainly not. Their longest-running and most popular exhibit is a piece of absurdist performance art called "The Cleveland Browns".

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 09:49 AM (ppaKI)

67 Them trees still ain't right.

Posted by: Cleatus of Three Fingers at December 02, 2015 09:49 AM (KMR+y)

68 So Wednesday is now Ursine Rapey Wednesday?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 09:49 AM (kpqmD)

69 "He studied at the Cleveland School of Art and then in Paris"

Talk about upping your game.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 02, 2015 09:49 AM (KCQo0)

70 Lea, are you sure that's a dinosaur? It looks psuedosuchian or like a dimetrodon to me.

Don't get all fancy on me!

Although it does look like a dimetrodon, now that you mention it.

Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 09:50 AM (lIU4e)

71 "Cleveland School of Art"



This is a joke, right?


"Hi, I'm Art. This is my skool."

Posted by: Leo DC. at December 02, 2015 09:50 AM (oVJmc)

72
Best fucking movie DiCaprio ever made and Drudge has to fuck it up with a stupid false click bait headline. Just stupid, and so are all the stupid bear rape jokes.

Posted by: maddogg at December 02, 2015 09:40 AM (xWW96)








Naw. Best movie he ever made was Titanic. His death scene was worth wading through the dialog.

Watching Leo die a horrible death from hypothermia and then having Rose say "I'll never let you go" before flinging his icy corpse off the raft......that's just good entertainment for the whole family that you rarely see in today's day and age.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 09:50 AM (gwpf+)

73 This morning I am campaigning to #DefundBrown.

Why? What did they do? Cave to the crybabies?

The money for Brown came-in large part-from the Triangle or Slave trade. If crybullies want to be consistent they ought to shut the whole university down.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 09:51 AM (No/ki)

74 Hey Insomniac, who was it who said they'd be down here next week?

We should plan a mini MoMee.

Posted by: Charmin the Rabbit at December 02, 2015 09:51 AM (LUgeY)

75 Leo is a goddamn star. Guy's just watchable. He'll get that Oscar.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 09:51 AM (FfVIs)

76 "You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

Posted by: Rapey the Bear at December 02, 2015 09:52 AM (0AQcb)

77 Watching Leo die a horrible death from hypothermia and then having Rose say "I'll never let you go" before flinging his icy corpse off the raft......that's just good entertainment for the whole family that you rarely see in today's day and age.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Yupper.

I felt worse for the officer with the whistle than I did for any of the characters i was supposed to care about.

In contrast, watching "A Night To Remember", you got that feeling for everyone.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at December 02, 2015 09:52 AM (326rv)

78 Titanic sucked the taproot to hell. At that point I was not a fan. Changed my mind when I watched Blood Diamond. I really liked him in that role.

Posted by: maddogg at December 02, 2015 09:52 AM (xWW96)

79 It's like PETA remade 'Deliverance.'

Posted by: Leo DC. at December 02, 2015 09:53 AM (oVJmc)

80 I tried to post Cry bullies but auto correct changed it

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 09:53 AM (No/ki)

81 Best movie he ever made was Titanic. His death scene was worth wading through the dialog.


The part of Titanic where he turns blue and dies was my second favorite part of the movie, because I hated Leo back then.

He was quite good in The Departed, though.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 09:53 AM (1xUj/)

82 That's a great film-"A Night to Remember"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 09:53 AM (No/ki)

83 I mentioned this in the dead thread, but the NRA is offering membership sales 'til the end of the year, then memberships will cost around 50% more. Now's probably a good time to upgrade your membership.

Also, one of the only legislative wins "we've" gotten recently is that CMP is now opened up for sales of 1911's. Though it's only 10,000 a year and have to go through an FFL. Also, price is unknown and I assume they'll sell out for the year almost instantly if they don't do a lottery. But, you know, old-ass 1911's.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 09:54 AM (XiVKO)

84
The supporting actors in Titanic were excellent.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 09:54 AM (iQIUe)

85 Oh crap!
I got Vuja Dea again.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2015 09:54 AM (8ikIW)

86 "I am an unapologetic fan at this point."

What he said.

Posted by: The Bear at December 02, 2015 09:54 AM (u5gzz)

87 So that's where it happened? right there on that cliff? At sunset? Wow.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2015 09:54 AM (b+df9)

88 In the sidebar: An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear

Recurring theme, it seems.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2015 09:54 AM (d4uu4)

89 To tell the truth, Mr. Decaprio refused his regular colonoscopies and we had to trick him.

Posted by: Dr. Bearenstein at December 02, 2015 09:55 AM (Jdgwe)

90 Hell, my even ex-wives like me. (With pics of his hotties)

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2015 09:47 AM


The odd ex-wives were unavailable for comment.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 09:55 AM (dbC6X)

91 DiCaprio also dies in "Blood Diamonds," "The Departed"and "The Quick and the Dead."



Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 02, 2015 09:55 AM (KCQo0)

92 74 Hey Insomniac, who was it who said they'd be down here next week?

We should plan a mini MoMee.
Posted by: Charmin the Rabbit at December 02, 2015 09:51 AM (LUgeY)

I don't recall that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 09:55 AM (kpqmD)

93 >>He was quite good in The Departed, though.

Yep. And Blood Diamond and Catch Me if You Can.

He's a good actor, he's also an annoying turd when he's not acting.

Lot of that going around.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 09:55 AM (/tuJf)

94 I have never seen a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio except for the one that takes place at a private boys school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 09:55 AM (No/ki)

95 DiCaprio also dies in "Blood Diamonds," "The Departed"and "The Quick and the Dead."



Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Oi! That's my racket!

Posted by: Sean Bean at December 02, 2015 09:56 AM (326rv)

96 Nah, all y'all got it wrong. Dyin' from hypothermia ain't all that bad. It's gettin' to the dyin' stage that really sucks.

Once the euphoria kicks in, it's a great way to go to sleep. You'll die with a smile on yer face. Smilin' because the pain is over.

Posted by: Cleatus of Three Fingers at December 02, 2015 09:56 AM (KMR+y)

97 >>Personally I don't understand what all the fuss and doubt is about. We know for a video-documented fact that thousands celebrated 9/11 the Sunday after in Obama's "church" (2:10 mark):


A] They were counting on people forgetting this since it was 14+ years ago

B] It messes with the narrative that Muslims are peaceful and will come to America and embrace our culture, our people

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 09:56 AM (NOIQH)

98 I thought Leo rocked it in Growing Pains.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 09:56 AM (0LHZx)

99 He was quite good in The Departed, though.


He dies badly there too, so yeah, decent.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 09:56 AM (evdj2)

100
Titanic sucked the taproot to hell. At that point I was not a fan. Changed my mind when I watched Blood Diamond. I really liked him in that role.

Posted by: maddogg at December 02, 2015 09:52 AM (xWW96)







Well, yeah. But that death scene is magnificent. I can watch it again and again and again.....

Leo's a shit human being with a smug face that's begging to be punched, but objectively, he's a hell of an actor.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 09:56 AM (gwpf+)

101 Watching Leo die a horrible death from hypothermia
and then having Rose say "I'll never let you go" before flinging his icy
corpse off the raft......that's just good entertainment for the whole
family that you rarely see in today's day and age.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Then Rose steals the jewel and then lies to her own daughter about having it so she can get a free boat ride and toss it into the ocean.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 09:56 AM (2oWD2)

102 Naw. Best movie he ever made was Titanic. His death scene was worth wading through the dialog.

Watching Leo die a horrible death from hypothermia and then having Rose say "I'll never let you go" before flinging his icy corpse off the raft......that's just good entertainment for the whole family that you rarely see in today's day and age.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 09:50 AM (gwpf+)

--------------------------

I told my wife the best thing that ever happened to their relationship was for him to die. If he lived, their "eternal love" would have lasted two weeks, max.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2015 09:57 AM (LXJ1e)

103
So Hwd will give him an award for bestiality?

What was the director's purpose in showing Leo get humped by a bear? Is it one of these animal dominance things like when your dog humps your leg? Though I dont think a bear needs to show dominance, he is dominance.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 09:57 AM (iQIUe)

104 I've never watched 'Titanic', and never will.
I already know how it ends.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 02, 2015 09:57 AM (QM5S2)

105 In the sidebar: An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear


Alex linked that yesterday.

I've been here a while but I didn't know it used to be on blogspot. And no comments!

Gah!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 09:57 AM (1xUj/)

106 Your soul better belong to Jesus, because your ass belongs to me!

Posted by: The Bear at December 02, 2015 09:58 AM (UzPAd)

107 I actually could watch il cappucino in "Body of Lies" (200. The script was almost believable, and there was the side-story of the haram romance with the Persian babe (who was, if anything, even better looking than Zuleika Robinson in "Hidalgo" (2004)). FWIW.

Posted by: Steve White at December 02, 2015 09:58 AM (wIMwf)

108 What's the point of pretending? Everybody remembers clips pf people celebrating. There were pictures of some Muslims in NJ having dance time too. It was on the TV and some papers

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 09:58 AM (No/ki)

109 The big tree is raping the little tree.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, tree psychologist at December 02, 2015 09:59 AM (FYcq9)

110 Nah, all y'all got it wrong. Dyin' from hypothermia ain't all that bad. It's gettin' to the dyin' stage that really sucks.

===

Ahaha No. There's a very detailed description of how it all goes down in The Children's Blizzard. No thanks, although better than fire if its a quick freeze, I guess.

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 09:59 AM (3ZtZW)

111 30: "Just stupid, and so are all the stupid bear rape jokes."

Could have been worse. He could have been raped by spiders...

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 09:59 AM (UPYPp)

112 That picture is really out of focus. Somebody better get their eyes checked.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2015 09:59 AM (E6RIJ)

113 = numeral eight + right parenthesis

Posted by: Steve White at December 02, 2015 09:59 AM (wIMwf)

114 Whoever started the bear rumor about DiCaprio just made that film a good bit more money. I would have never heard about it otherwise.

Just sayin

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:00 AM (ZIvXv)

115 Once the horde latches on to a meme it holds on like a bear raping Leo DeCaprio.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2015 10:00 AM (8HTq1)

116 "Winnie the Pooh, I'm arresting you for the rape and subsequent emotional abandonment of Mr. L. DiCaprio on or around November 2, 2015."


"Oh bother!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 02, 2015 10:00 AM (NeFrd)

117 Whoever started the bear rumor about DiCaprio just made that film a good bit more money

Yeah, I think it was a publicity stunt.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 10:00 AM (oVJmc)

118 Sandy Berger has passed away. Let the conspiracy theories commence.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 02, 2015 10:01 AM (RD7QR)

119 I'd watch it if a polar bear jumped off the iceberg and raped everybody.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 02, 2015 10:01 AM (QM5S2)

120 Tree on the left is where the master hangs back-talkers...just sayin'

Posted by: Judas Washington at December 02, 2015 10:01 AM (eOpVe)

121
Sandy Berger has passed away. Let the conspiracy theories commence.


He'll be buried stashed inside his own pants.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 10:01 AM (oVJmc)

122 They'll need the extra box office after that long plane ride back from Patagonia.

Posted by: Steve White at December 02, 2015 10:01 AM (wIMwf)

123 >>He was quite good in The Departed, though.


After living in the Boston area, I hate listening to actors mangling the local New England accents (they need to stop attempting to be Mainers).
Hubby and I went to see 'Good Will Hunting'(just to hear the authentic accents (we had left NE a few year earlier) .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 10:01 AM (NOIQH)

124 118...
this is another Clinton cover-up event...

Posted by: Judas Washington at December 02, 2015 10:02 AM (eOpVe)

125 75 Leo is a goddamn star. Guy's just watchable. He'll get that Oscar.
Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 09:51 AM (FfVIs)

----------------------------

Not me. If I see a movie he is in, I don't see the character, I see Leo Dicaprio. Sorta like Jimmy Stewart, except I like Jimmy Stewart.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2015 10:02 AM (LXJ1e)

126 He was a good soldier for the Clinton's.Caught and disgraced serving them.No one will ever know how many documents he snuggled out in his pants before he was finally caught.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2015 10:02 AM (8HTq1)

127 @118 In what park was his exsanguinated body found?

Posted by: Steve White at December 02, 2015 10:02 AM (wIMwf)

128 You can find photos of bear dong on the internet. They are very small. I feel sorry for the lady bear.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 10:03 AM (iQIUe)

129 Spoiler: the bear sinks.

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2015 10:03 AM (MQEz6)

130 Hah, polar bears cain't be all that fast affoot if pudgy middle age photographers can outrun'm in ring around the Ford Explorer.

Posted by: Cleatus of Three Fingers at December 02, 2015 10:03 AM (KMR+y)

131
You can find photos of bear dong on the internet.


Just happen to know that, huh?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 10:04 AM (oVJmc)

132 I think Leo ruins alot of the movies he's in.

There have been exceptions.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 10:04 AM (rjtGa)

133 dammit, Berger's dead

loyal to the last? or did he leave an envelope "not to be unsealed until the event of my death"?

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:04 AM (ZIvXv)

134 After living in the Boston area, I hate listening to actors mangling the local New England accents (they need to stop attempting to be Mainers).
Hubby and I went to see 'Good Will Hunting'(just to hear the authentic accents (we had left NE a few year earlier) .
Posted by: Lizzy

I used to refer to Titanic and "Far And Away" as the World's Worst Irish accent competition.

In the latter, only three were good( two actual Irishmen) and Nicole Kidman, who is Australian (An Irishman that got caught).

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 10:04 AM (326rv)

135 After living in the Boston area, I hate listening to actors mangling the local New England accents (they need to stop attempting to be Mainers).

There was an article to that effect in Slate when The Departed came out.

Author was from Boston, his father had the thick townie accent.

Author takes his father to a fancy restaurant. Father complains that the wine tastes of cork. The waiter demurs.

Father proclaims loudly "I've been tasting cork all my life, you can't tell me this doesn't taste like cork!"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 10:05 AM (1xUj/)

136 No; I take it back. I have never seen any movie with DiCaprio. The movie I saw that took place at a boys school was with some other actor I am confusing with him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 10:05 AM (No/ki)

137 >>> stupid bear rape jokes


"You got any trouble with, you know, shit sticking to your fur?"

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 10:05 AM (3ZtZW)

138 133..
Hillary has the envelope but can't recall what's in it...

Posted by: Judas Washington at December 02, 2015 10:05 AM (eOpVe)

139 Hallelujah! Savannah voters FINALLY came to their senses and overthrew the *cough* establishment *cough*.

New Mayor: Eddie DeLoach (a successful businessman, running on wiping out the rampant crime problem, and he's *gasp* white)

Also, a couple of other long-time do-nothings were voted out, and replaced by middle-aged white men.

I'm still in shock. Pleasantly so.

I guess it's all raaaaacissssss.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2015 10:05 AM (FsuaD)

140 You can find photos of ______ _______ on the internet.


It's a thing.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 10:05 AM (rjtGa)

141 MUMR sighting?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 10:05 AM (oVJmc)

142 "A white Chicago pastor led a prayer of repentance last night in which he said he wanted to 'confess on behalf of my white brothers and sisters' for how black lives have been systematically devalued."


You don't speak for me asshole.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 10:05 AM (fWAjv)

143
Sandy Berger has passed away. Let the conspiracy theories commence.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 02, 2015 10:01 AM (RD7QR)
_________________________________

~shifty eyes~

Shut your whore mouth....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 02, 2015 10:06 AM (HSmrB)

144 So what did Berger die of?

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 10:06 AM (iQIUe)

145 Kidman, what a babe

Bander, I'd a pissed myself laughing

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:06 AM (ZIvXv)

146 Leo: GET OFF MY BACK! ROSE. I paint naked women, its what I do. Don't stifle my artistry, BITCH!



Yep. Two weeks max.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2015 10:06 AM (LXJ1e)

147 I realized DiCaprio was a good actor in the Aviator. I delayed watching it until it came on TV because I thought there was no way that DiCaprio could portray HH without it being silly. I was wrong. He was excellent.

Another actor who is good but known more for his looks is Brad Pitt. The man can act.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 02, 2015 10:06 AM (jl269)

148 Sandy Berger has passed away. Let the conspiracy theories commence.

Never understood why he didn't get time.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2015 10:06 AM (fBkaR)

149 Off non-stick sock from last thread.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 10:06 AM (LUgeY)

150
Whoever started the bear rumor about DiCaprio just made that film a good bit more money

Yeah, I think it was a publicity stunt.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 10:00 AM (oVJmc)








I dunno. The film was already being touted for Awards season, seems like too "serious" a film to promote via bear rape.

Then again, this is Hollywood......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 10:06 AM (gwpf+)

151 133 dammit, Berger's dead

loyal to the last? or did he leave an envelope "not to be unsealed until the event of my death"?
Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:04 AM (ZIvXv)

I was hoping for a deathbed confession of what exactly it was that he stole from the Archives and why, but I guess it was not to be.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 02, 2015 10:07 AM (RD7QR)

152 144 So what did Berger die of?
Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 10:06 AM (iQIUe)

-----------------------

Ink poisoning via dermal osmosis in the leg.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2015 10:07 AM (LXJ1e)

153 I want to see Agent Carter team up with High Castle's Juliana Crain. Or battle her to the death, depending on which universe we're in.

Or an Atwell-Davalos indie film full of wistful longing glances, lonely tear-stained pillows and the eventual tasteful denouement in lovingly recreated period lingerie.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 02, 2015 10:07 AM (j+aWk)

154 and Nicole Kidman, who is Australian (An Irishman that got caught).

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 10:04 AM (326rv)


Remember that old credit card commercial (MasterCard/Master Charge, maybe?) that showed a picture of the Sydney Opera House while the narrator said, "It used to be the only way you could see Sydney Harbor was from the deck of a prison ship."?

Man ... those were the days ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 02, 2015 10:07 AM (zc3Db)

155 It was "Good Will Hunting" and Matt Damon I was confusing with DiCaprio.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 10:07 AM (No/ki)

156 a revenge thriller between two white guys

zzzz

maybe if it was between The Rock and Sean Penn I'd be interested

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:07 AM (ZIvXv)

157 He was quite good in The Departed, though.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 09:53 AM (1xUj/)
--------------------------------------------------

Really good film. Though Charlie Sheen's old man has the single worst fake Boston accent I've ever heard.

Posted by: Wiser, older bears at December 02, 2015 10:07 AM (LISuA)

158 >>> stupid bear rape jokes

Leo: "Uh, no Mr. Bear. Why do you ask?"

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 10:08 AM (3ZtZW)

159 Sandy Berger has passed away. Let the conspiracy theories commence



Did he slip away in the dead of night?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 10:08 AM (FZxI4)

160 >>Father proclaims loudly "I've been tasting cork all my life, you can't tell me this doesn't taste like cork!"

Heh. Dated a guy with a thick accent - used to engineer conversations so he would say certain words like 'harbor' and 'bureau'. So when I took him home to meet the family I ask him to say those words I like hearing w/his accent, he says a number of off-color words. THAT is Boston sensibility + accent. At least my family thought it was funny.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 10:09 AM (NOIQH)

161 was Martin Sheen good in anything other than Apocalypse Now?

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:09 AM (ZIvXv)

162 153 Posted by: Spellcheck at December 02, 2015 10:07 AM (j+aWk)
=========================

Doctor, you raised my blood pressure!

Posted by: Wiser, older bears at December 02, 2015 10:09 AM (LISuA)

163 A Coprophage is an animal that eats poop.

A DiCaprophage is an animal that provides the seating arrangements.

Posted by: Dr. Bearenstein at December 02, 2015 10:09 AM (Jdgwe)

164 "A white Chicago pastor led a prayer of repentance last night in which
he said he wanted to 'confess on behalf of my white brothers and
sisters' for how black lives have been systematically devalued."


I was going to type that he's just trying to earn bownie points but I stopped myself.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 10:09 AM (2oWD2)

165 "A white Chicago pastor led a prayer of repentance last night in which he said he wanted to 'confess on behalf of my white brothers and sisters' for how black lives have been systematically devalued."


You don't speak for me asshole.



Ditto.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 10:09 AM (FZxI4)

166 Sandy Berger was a top man in the Empire's CYA agency.

After 9-11 his mission to cover Bill Clinton's ass hit a little bump, but ended well.

My favorite defense of his theft, made by Dee Dee Meyers, was saying Sandy only stole copies of classified documents so it was totes cool.

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2015 10:10 AM (MQEz6)

167 "confess on behalf of"

er, how is this even remotely Christian? confessing "on behalf of" somebody?

what a maroon

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:10 AM (ZIvXv)

168 I used to like the 'I've no wish to fight you'/BAM moment in far and away. and I watched it enough as a kid that I now have the song in my head. So thanks.

FS, are you thinking of dead poets society?

Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 10:11 AM (lIU4e)

169 Not me. If I see a movie he is in, I don't see the character, I see Leo Dicaprio. Sorta like Jimmy Stewart, except I like Jimmy Stewart.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2015 10:02 AM (LXJ1e)

-----------------

Fair enough. He's good for big epic action flicks though, Inception was fun. I didn't get the "wow mind = blown" crap, I wasn't confused for a second. I guess I'm a fan of the blank canvas action flick leading men. Christian Bale, Russell Crowe, Tom Hardy. Watch Bronson.

The greatest of these is DDL.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 10:11 AM (FfVIs)

170 My new hashtag is #MyLifeMatters.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 02, 2015 10:11 AM (j+aWk)

171 Who was the pastor and of what church?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 10:12 AM (No/ki)

172 Berger stole stuff related to Clinton turning down an offer to hand over Bin Laden.


Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2015 10:12 AM (LXJ1e)

173 "dead poets society"

a girl from my dissolute youth said she loved that movie because she thought the lead boy actor "cried so beautifully"

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:12 AM (ZIvXv)

174 He wienied my poo.

Posted by: Christopher Robin at December 02, 2015 10:12 AM (2oWD2)

175 was Martin Sheen good in anything other than Apocalypse Now?

Badlands. He was born for that role. Nailed it.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 10:12 AM (rjtGa)

176 "confess on behalf of"

er, how is this even remotely Christian? confessing "on behalf of" somebody?

what a maroon

he's doing it wrong.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at December 02, 2015 10:12 AM (326rv)

177 What's all this Oscar talk for DiCaprio? I did all the f***ing work!

Posted by: The Bear at December 02, 2015 10:12 AM (uqqRG)

178 *Spoiler Alert*

One really good thing in the Departed is that Marky takes out Matt Damon, Matt Damon in the end. Loved that.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 10:12 AM (LISuA)

179 "dead poets society"



a girl from my dissolute youth said she loved that movie because she thought the lead boy actor "cried so beautifully"

Posted by: Feh

Man, I effing hated that movie.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 10:13 AM (2oWD2)

180 And this is the beauty of AOSHQ. It is a welcoming space for all types. There are those who appreciate the subtle nuanced theatrical interpretations of a fine nay, almost-Shakespearean quality actor like the aforementioned Mr. DiCaprio.

And there are those who appreciated the finely crafted verbal intricacies of a well-crafted, nay, almost Bobcat Goldthwaite-level social commentary in humoristic construction of a finely played bear rape joke.

Heh- Bi-polar, get it?

And these two types can get along in perfect harmony, side by side on your keyboard, like true fellow Americans.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 02, 2015 10:13 AM (NeFrd)

181 Was it that pflack Pfather Pflager?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 02, 2015 10:13 AM (oVJmc)

182 My new hashtag is #MyLifeMatters.




#IfMineDoesn'tNoOne'sDoes

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 10:13 AM (FZxI4)

183 thanks eleven I'll check that out

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:13 AM (ZIvXv)

184 File this one in the "Racism hoax' folder

Student at Kean college in NJ
attends anti-racism rally, leaves to post racist tweets
then runs back to the rally to say 'OMG - look at all these racist tweets someone posted !!!'

http://tinyurl.com/p8eslcp

THIS is the modern day equivalent of yelling fire in a theater... Let's stoke faux racial animosity 'til more people get killed.

Posted by: McCool at December 02, 2015 10:14 AM (nCSwS)

185 Stop making light of bear rape survivors.

Posted by: Perpetually Aggrieved Guy at December 02, 2015 10:14 AM (uqqRG)

186 France is starting to close mosques and get this, they are finding weapons and evidence of radicalization in some of them.

Shocking.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 10:14 AM (/tuJf)

187
Another actor who is good but known more for his looks is Brad Pitt. The man can act.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 02, 2015 10:06 AM (jl269)







Yeah, but most of his "serious" projects tend to be boring as shit. His real gift is comedy. The charming guy who's not QUITE as smart as he thinks he is.....that's the perfect Brad Pitt movie character that he does to perfection, and it's usually a lot of fun to watch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 10:14 AM (gwpf+)

188 179 "dead poets society"



a girl from my dissolute youth said she loved that movie because she thought the lead boy actor "cried so beautifully"

Posted by: Feh

Man, I effing hated that movie.



It sucked. Because they were all still alive.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 10:14 AM (FZxI4)

189 /desocking

Posted by: chiefjaybob at December 02, 2015 10:14 AM (0AQcb)

190 hail seamus well-met old bean old sot thou fattened calf come sit thyself down and share a spot of the pure with us wee old Americans

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:15 AM (ZIvXv)

191 Sandy Berger has passed away. Let the conspiracy theories commence

Did he slip away in the dead of night?
Posted by: rickb223


Check his socks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 10:15 AM (FkBIv)

192 maybe if it was between The Rock and Sean Penn I'd be interested

I'd pay good money to watch The Rock beat the living s*** out of Sean Penn for an hour and a half.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 10:15 AM (9krrF)

193 how is this even remotely Christian? confessing "on behalf of" somebody?



what a maroon



he's doing it wrong.

Posted by: Papist Bograt


It's called showmanship. He was probably doing jazz hands when he said it.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 10:15 AM (2oWD2)

194
Bears really stink. Besides the shit on their fur all the time b/c they always have diarrhea, their breath will kill you.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 10:15 AM (iQIUe)

195 Layin the ol blarney on purdy thick there Seamus. Not near as bad as those Homing Hamsters though. That was a bit of a stretch.

I didn't buy it for a second. Even if I had to ride the turnip truck to see the saturday matinee.

Posted by: Cleatus of Three Fingers at December 02, 2015 10:16 AM (KMR+y)

196 Another actor who is good but known more for his looks is Brad Pitt. The man can act.

He has trouble carrying a flick on his own though. He seems to do best as part of an ensemble.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 10:16 AM (9krrF)

197 Pitt turned his little girl into a tranny. I've lost respect for him.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 10:16 AM (iQIUe)

198 my uncle would not shoot bears because, in the crosshairs, they looked and moved in human-like ways

bambi? no problem

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:17 AM (ZIvXv)

199 186
France is starting to close mosques and get this, they are finding weapons and evidence of radicalization in some of them.



To TFG, that's a feature, not a bug. Aloha snackbar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2015 10:17 AM (FsuaD)

200 No, I don't think I ever saw "Dead Poets Society"

If you had a dollar for every movie over the past thirty years I haven't seen you and your significant other could go out for a nice dinner. I prefer movies from the 30's-60s and some foreign films.

I cheered myself up by watching (with Spouse) "Babes in Toyland" on our little computer screen on TG morning because it always makes me laugh, and I remember the old days when they used to have it on TV every TG.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 10:17 AM (No/ki)

201 Muslim refugees are just like the Pilgrims. Except that we love Muslim refugees and hate the Pilgrims.

Posted by: The Left at December 02, 2015 10:17 AM (uqqRG)

202 Overheard in the autopsy room..."Hey, look at all these paper cuts."

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2015 10:17 AM (r65B3)

203 Posted by: McCool at December 02, 2015 10:14 AM

From the article, today's "You Can't Make This Shit Up" moment:

"According to McKelvey's Linkedin profile, she graduated from Kean this May with a degree in Global Fitness and Wellness...."

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 10:17 AM (dbC6X)

204 It sucked. Because they were all still alive.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 10:14 AM (FZxI4)


It's been a while, but I thought one of them died at least? It seems like everyone was massively depressed for at least half the movie...

Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 10:18 AM (lIU4e)

205 That Bugatti Chiron in the sidebar:

Dear Santa Claus, I've been very good this year...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 10:18 AM (LUgeY)

206 Sean Bean @ 95- He also died in The Quick And The Dead.
Well, duh. He deserved it. They all did.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2015 10:18 AM (b+df9)

207 I'd like to see the bears in the slut marches. Any one know the best way to shave a bear? I wonder what they would think if they saw themselves without fur. Bet they wd be devastated.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 10:18 AM (iQIUe)

208 Bears really stink. Besides the shit on their fur all the time b/c they always have diarrhea, their breath will kill you.



You think Ditka would have made them shower and brush their teeth.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 10:18 AM (FZxI4)

209 If they had filmed "Mr and Mrs Smith" with the stars of "Shanghai Surprise," that would have been the greatest movie ever.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 02, 2015 10:18 AM (j+aWk)

210 Student at Kean college in NJ

attends anti-racism rally, leaves to post racist tweets

then runs back to the rally to say 'OMG - look at all these racist tweets someone posted !!!'



http://tinyurl.com/p8eslcp



THIS is the modern day equivalent of yelling fire in a theater... Let's stoke faux racial animosity 'til more people get killed.

Posted by: McCool


She should do something more useful to society. Like pluck her fucking eyebrows.

Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 10:18 AM (2oWD2)

211 That is a very bland, murky painting. Maybe it looks better in person.

Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at December 02, 2015 10:19 AM (NBhge)

212 I'd pay good money to watch The Rock beat the living s*** out of Sean Penn for an hour and a half.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 10:15 AM (9krrF)
==========================

The last 85 minutes might be a little boring.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 10:19 AM (LISuA)

213 Student at Kean college in NJ

attends anti-racism rally, leaves to post racist tweets

then runs back to the rally to say 'OMG - look at all these racist tweets someone posted !!!'



http://tinyurl.com/p8eslcp



THIS is the modern day equivalent of yelling fire in a theater... Let's stoke faux racial animosity 'til more people get killed.

Posted by: McCool


She should do something more useful to society. Like pluck her fucking eyebrows.
Posted by: Dang at December 02, 2015 10:18 AM (2oWD2)


They probably will not even expel her.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 10:19 AM (gf8BH)

214 Even the mosque on Temple Mount is used to store weapons by the Palis.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 10:20 AM (iQIUe)

215 "It seems like everyone was massively depressed for at least half the movie"

I don't remember it, but the title isn't exactly a grabber is it.

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:20 AM (ZIvXv)

216 Overheard in the autopsy room..."Hey, look at all these paper cuts."
Posted by: Diogenes

Cause of death: lack of staples in his diet.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at December 02, 2015 10:20 AM (326rv)

217 Brad Pitt : Leo DC

Pizza : Stale Funyun

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2015 10:20 AM (rjtGa)

218 30 Best fucking movie DiCaprio ever made and Drudge has to fuck it up with a stupid false click bait headline. Just stupid, and so are all the stupid bear rape jokes.
Posted by: maddogg at December 02, 2015 09:40 AM (xWW96)

So, would yout say you find it unBEARable?

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 10:20 AM (3dOE/)

219 speaking of Temple Mount, can't the Israelis sneak a mouse or something in there with a little go-pro camera

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:21 AM (ZIvXv)

220 "So, would yout say you find it unBEARable?"

I can bear with Drudge jokes just fine

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:21 AM (ZIvXv)

221 FenelonSpoke (73), you didn't give a Trigger Warning.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 02, 2015 10:21 AM (hjp5Z)

222 Sandy Berger has just joined Vince Foster in eternity.

Posted by: The Left at December 02, 2015 10:22 AM (uqqRG)

223 Well, could we finagle The Rock beating the shit out of Sean Penn and John Cougar?

I mean, those chain-smoking fuckwits probably get winded wiping their own asses, but it'd still be a hoot to watch their leathery little bodies crumple under the blows.

Like The Hulk beating the hell out of Thor.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 10:22 AM (XiVKO)

224 Did ISIS just throw a bear off the roof?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 02, 2015 10:22 AM (KCQo0)

225 He also died in The Quick And The Dead.


That is a quite bad movie. The kind of bad movie that I watch compulsively whenever it's on.

Peak Sharon Stone gorgeousness, a little bit of downblouse in the hungover morning. The first time I encountered Russel Crowe. Gene Hackman chewing all of the scenery. Even young DiCaprio bringing some swagger.

I quite like that awful not very good movie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 10:22 AM (1xUj/)

226 speaking of Temple Mount, can't the Israelis sneak a mouse or something in there with a little go-pro camera
Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:21 AM (ZIvXv)

You don't think they have eyes on? Please

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 10:22 AM (gf8BH)

227 219: "speaking of Temple Mount, can't the Israelis sneak a mouse or something in there with a little go-pro camera"

The better course of action would be to arrange for the explosives in the mosque to "accidentally" go off.

Then come in and rebuild the Temple.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 10:22 AM (UPYPp)

228 More Americans had their backgrounds checked purchasing guns on Black Friday than any day on record, according to data released by the FBI this week.

The National Instant Criminal Background Check System processed 185,345 requests on Nov. 27, one of the largest retail sales days in the country.

"This was an approximate 5% increase over the 175,754 received on Black Friday 2014," wrote Stephen Fischer, the FBI's chief of multimedia productions. "The previous high for receipts were the 177,170 received on 12/21/2012."

Posted by: John Rambo at December 02, 2015 10:22 AM (e8kgV)

229 They probably will not even expel her.

She graduated already, she came back for the rally
(prob b/c she cant find a job with her Well-Being and Fitness degree)

Posted by: McCool at December 02, 2015 10:23 AM (nCSwS)

230 hey fen nobody can top a Mankiewicz script

love that stuff

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:23 AM (ZIvXv)

231 Was it that pflack Pfather Pflager?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel


No, this was a newer and younger dolt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 10:23 AM (FkBIv)

232 Did ISIS just throw a bear off the roof?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 02, 2015 10:22 AM (KCQo0)

When pigs fly

Posted by: The Bear at December 02, 2015 10:23 AM (gf8BH)

233 France is starting to close mosques and get this, they are finding weapons and evidence of radicalization in some of them.


__________

Not shit!!

Posted by: The Donald at December 02, 2015 10:23 AM (0LHZx)

234 Sorry, WA. ;^)

Why do you want to define Brown?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 10:23 AM (No/ki)

235 They might need to change the name of this blog to the Ace of North Dakota....

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 02, 2015 10:23 AM (uJK1E)

236 171 Who was the pastor and of what church?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 10:12 AM (No/ki)


Daniel Hill. Pastor at River City.

Story is at WZ but I had to look up where he ministered.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 10:24 AM (fWAjv)

237 She graduated already, she came back for the rally
(prob b/c she cant find a job with her Well-Being and Fitness degree)
Posted by: McCool at December 02, 2015 10:23 AM (nCSwS)

Figures. Hope they prosecute her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 10:24 AM (gf8BH)

238 azenogoth

totally agree, and beforehand, walk into the middle of the plateau and blow a shofar

drives the musulmans crazy

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:24 AM (ZIvXv)

239 Sandy Berger's obituary should read, "Sandy Berger, National Security Advisor under President Clinton and co-founder of Al-Qaeda. . . "

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 02, 2015 10:24 AM (KCQo0)

240 Maybe this douchebag pastor should address the murder rate in his own town, Chicago?

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 10:24 AM (iQIUe)

241 aw, look at the little guy

http://pastordanielhill.com/about/

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:25 AM (ZIvXv)

242
Or, Pastor Douchebag could start a business and create jobs, and hire black men?

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 10:25 AM (iQIUe)

243 Heh, Herman Cain about JEB!:

"At least I was once winning. Jeb Bush has been doing nothing but losing throughout this entire campaign. His problem is him."


http://tinyurl.com/jatzbyd

Posted by: Joanne De-lurking at December 02, 2015 10:26 AM (hgBpU)

244 I guess threatening to go to the press wasn't such a hot idea.

Posted by: Sandy Berger at December 02, 2015 10:26 AM (l3vZN)

245 More guns than ever are bought these days. But the number of gun owners isn't increasing. The same people who already own guns are just buying more guns.

Before everyone jumps down my throat and calls me a commie, chill the fuck out. I'm not saying this is a good or bad thing. However, politically speaking, it doesn't mean all that much for Democrats who want to ban guns. Whether 1 person owns 1 gun or 20 guns, that person still only votes once (well unless you live in Chicago).

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 10:27 AM (0LHZx)

246 Lessee. Nothing to paint. I'll just do this shitty painting of these fucking trees and smear some pink around the background. If I blur it up I can call it some form of Impressionism and the art fools will fucking give me money for it. Fuck yeah, thats a plan.....

Posted by: Ferd Burg at December 02, 2015 09:37 AM (xWW96)

And therein lies the entire story of the last 100 years of "art".

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2015 10:27 AM (t8P62)

247
*Spoiler Alert*

One really good thing in the Departed is that Marky takes out Matt Damon, Matt Damon in the end. Loved that.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 10:12 AM (LISuA)









Funny thing, that's the only scene in the film that isn't in the original Chinese film Infernal Affairs. As satisfying as it is to watch Damon get shot in the face, it also ruins the noir sensibilities of the story. In the original, the evil mob mole survives and thrives.

Which brings me to my standard rant about The Departed and that ungrateful fucktard Scorsese. It's almost a shot-for-shot remake of Infernal Affairs, down to the camera angles, it's Scorsese's least original film, at the end of 20+ years of making obvious Oscar-bait films to sooth his wounded ego after first-time director Robert Redford stole his Oscar for Raging Bull with non-entity film Ordinary People.

But the worst thing is that ungrateful assmunch Scorsese didn't so much as acknowledge the Chinese film makers in his Oscar speech or in the media blitz during the awards season. No one associated with The Departed did either, with the notable exception of the screenwriter, Monahan, who gave a gracious thanks during his Oscar speech.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 10:27 AM (gwpf+)

248 i wonder what they will try to bury in Sandy Burgler's Casket? Would be a great place to bury something you never want anyone to see. Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 10:27 AM (gf8BH)

249 Trees, trees, every day with the trees.

Posted by: Shrubs at December 02, 2015 10:27 AM (HMt16)

250 If anyone here talks of closing some mosques connected to terrorism, like the one in Boston, people lose their shit. We still aren't serious. Even beleaguered Christians in the ME believe the blood libel against the Jews. Yet we welcome all these people in. We aren't serious. We will pay

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 10:28 AM (zOTsN)

251 So John F'n Kerry says the Hebdo slaughter was understandable

Hillary says Benghazi was just some guys out for a walk one night, upset about that video, and our free speech in general. Perfectly understandable, explaining why Republicans are her biggest enemy.

Obama says mass shootings don't happen outside the US, where they happen because of Republican rhetoric. White people act stupidly because of KKK genetics. The future doesn't belong to those that slander the murderous pedophile Mohammad.

Romney may have been right that Russia is our greatest geo-political enemy, but the mentors of Jarrett and Obama were card carrying commies. Russia promotes the Islamic jihads, but for their own purposes. It's getting hard to tell who is the greatest enemy of freedom, and who their agents are.

Obviously the bear rape signified Russia penetrating our culture, and our inability to resist?




Posted by: Illiniwek at December 02, 2015 10:28 AM (wtkzU)

252 So who's gonna apologize on behalf of the black community for devaluing black lives by being responsible for over 95% of their murders?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 10:28 AM (ppaKI)

253 Or, Pastor Douchebag could start a business and create jobs, and hire black men?

He's probably an anti-capitalist douche too, while he's passing the plate.

The MFM props up imbeciles like this and we wonder why Christianity has an image problem...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 10:28 AM (LUgeY)

254 (234) I want to defund Brown because the totalitarian atmosphere against free speech there is so bad, students are taking reasoned discussion underground.

I am not kidding.

The overnight open thread and my blog has links to the details.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 02, 2015 10:28 AM (hjp5Z)

255 241
aw, look at the little guy



http://pastordanielhill.com/about/

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:25 AM (ZIvXv)


That grin is a combination of smug and sh*t-eating.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2015 10:28 AM (FsuaD)

256 I figure if a film can make me laugh over the 40 years I've seen it, it must be pretty good. I feel that way about "IT Happened One Night" and may others too. I must have seen it about (IHON) eight times now; It always make me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 10:28 AM (No/ki)

257 Here's a very, very cool short movie (less than 7 minutes) that is about virtual reality addicts, called Uncanny Valley:

http://tinyurl.com/Very-Cool-VR-Sci-Fi

I love how worlds get jumbled in this.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2015 10:28 AM (t8P62)

258 Our universities are hotbeds of Islamic radicalism, aided and abetted by professors and school administrators. We are not serious

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 10:29 AM (zOTsN)

259 More guns than ever are bought these days. But the number of gun owners isn't increasing. The same people who already own guns are just buying more guns.



Wrong.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 10:29 AM (fWAjv)

260 quoth the young pastor:

"Dr. James Cone, Dr. Cornel West, and Jawanza Kunjufu are some of the voices whose have deeply impacted my formation."

James Cone, James Cone, where have I heard that name before

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:29 AM (ZIvXv)

261 228 More Americans had their backgrounds checked purchasing guns on Black Friday than any day on record, according to data released by the FBI this week.

The National Instant Criminal Background Check System processed 185,345 requests on Nov. 27, one of the largest retail sales days in the country.

"This was an approximate 5% increase over the 175,754 received on Black Friday 2014," wrote Stephen Fischer, the FBI's chief of multimedia productions. "The previous high for receipts were the 177,170 received on 12/21/2012."
Posted by: John Rambo at December 02, 2015 10:22 AM (e8kgV)

The gun industry should send Obama a fruit basket to thank him for the awesome sales in the past 7 years.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 02, 2015 10:29 AM (RD7QR)

262 i wonder what they will try to bury in Sandy Burgler's Casket? Would be a great place to bury something you never want anyone to see. Just saying

Personally, I hope it Hillary!s campaign.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 10:30 AM (LUgeY)

263 Trees, trees, every day with the trees.

Posted by: Shrubs at December 02, 2015 10:27 AM (HMt16)

Short Shrubs got no reason
Short Shrubs got no reason
Short Shrubs got no reason
To live

They got little twigs
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I dont want no Short Shrubs
Don't want no Short Shrubs
Don't want no Short Shrubs
Round here

Posted by: Trees at December 02, 2015 10:30 AM (gf8BH)

264 Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 02, 2015 10:28 AM (hjp5Z)

Thanks; I will look at it. Are you an alumni? I knew someone who there in the late 70s. It was a very good school. I'm sorry it's so oppressive now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 10:30 AM (No/ki)

265 Have to admit, I liked DiCrappio in Catch Me if You Can

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 10:30 AM (HMt16)

266 250: "We aren't serious. We will pay."

This is known.

Culture matters. And not all cultures are equal.

-Stuff politicians would never say.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 10:31 AM (UPYPp)

267 Have to admit, I liked DiCrappio in Catch Me if You Can

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 10:30 AM (HMt16)

I liked him in the jail scene in france

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 10:31 AM (gf8BH)

268 Which brings me to my standard rant about The Departed and that ungrateful fucktard Scorsese. It's almost a shot-for-shot remake of Infernal Affairs, down to the camera angles, it's Scorsese's least original film,


There are indeed many shots which are identical to those in Infernal Affairs, but IMHO The Departed is an actual good movie and Infernal Affairs isn't quite. Departed is better-paced, better crafted.

Also, it has the overlay of the almost Whitey Bulger story. I had to explain to my boys how much worse the real Whitey was, how he literally owned the Boston FBI office and got cover from the most powerful politician in MA, the corrupt midget.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 10:32 AM (1xUj/)

269 "So John F'n Kerry says the Hebdo slaughter was understandable"

this is a major emerging story

there are non-Muslims here and over there who are trying to blame the west for the jihad

I'm livid that some of them are Christians who see in these mass murders an opportunity to attack French laicite. an example it pains me to point out: Fabrice Hadjaj

this is inexcusable

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:32 AM (ZIvXv)

270 I can see TFG sidling over to Berger's casket and slipping a certain tape in, along with his college transcripts, Connecticut SS#, and *cough* birf certificate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2015 10:32 AM (FsuaD)

271 I read about the Brown underground free speech Facebook page


Fascists are here, they run the campuses, and the are pro Islamic

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 10:33 AM (zOTsN)

272 Have to admit, I liked DiCrappio in Catch Me if You Can


I like him in What's Eating Gilbert Grape. The rest of his "work" is meh.

I say that for a lot of modern actors. I don't know if it's all them or the lack of imagination of Hollywierd writers. Could be both.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 10:34 AM (LUgeY)

273 @32

It's important because the MSM believes they are the gatekeepers of the narrative and if they say something didn't happen, it didn't happen.

But as each passing day goes by and the archives are sifted through and the contemporaneous accounts are being uncovered they are now shifting to a new line of well maybe some American Muslims celebrated but it wasn't in the numbers Trump claimed so we award Trumps statement 5 pinochios.

As always, Trump is 5 steps ahead of everyone and is shaping the narrative and making everyone battle on his terms.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 02, 2015 10:34 AM (Z/0sh)

274 As G-D is my witness I thought gay muslims could fly!

Posted by: Jihadi at December 02, 2015 10:34 AM (gf8BH)

275 #267 I liked him in the jail scene in france

The book was generally awful (rare case where the film was much better) but the French prison scenes in it were pretty harrowing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 10:34 AM (HMt16)

276 I'm livid that some of them are Christians who see in these mass murders an opportunity to attack French laicite. an example it pains me to point out: Fabrice Hadjaj

this is inexcusable
Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:32 AM (ZIvXv)

It is inexcusable but it's such a pattern with liberals to blame themselves and take "responsibility" for everything.

Eh, dumb fellow Christians aren't a new thing. Don't hang out with episcopalians....

Posted by: Draki at December 02, 2015 10:34 AM (RDNHx)

277 ah yes, James Cone, black liberation theology

"What we need is the divine love as expressed in Black Power, which is the power of Black people to destroy their oppressors here and now by any means at their disposal. Unless God is participating in this holy activity, we must reject his love." -- James Cone, A Black Theology of Liberation

(thanks as ever to Kathy Shaidle)

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:34 AM (ZIvXv)

278 James Cone, James Cone, where have I heard that name before
Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:29 AM (ZIvXv)


Read his book God of the Oppressed for a class on various theological outlooks. Did you know that white people are automatically unacceptable to God?

Posted by: Emmie -- Trump discombobulates all the right people at December 02, 2015 10:34 AM (xHPCo)

279 Posted by: Shrubs at December 02, 2015 10:27 AM (HMt16)

I don't want no Shrub.
A Shrub is a plant that can't get no love from me...

Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 10:34 AM (lIU4e)

280 Moo, where are you reading those stats? Gun owners are notoriously cagey about if they do or don't have guns in the first place, and there's (supposed to be) no database on who is actually buying guns.

From what I've seen, gun ownership has been on the rise for years. Yes, current owners buy a lot of guns, too.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 10:35 AM (XiVKO)

281 I found out my boss knew Whitey Bulger when she wasa child to adulthood. Small world.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2015 10:35 AM (uhftQ)

282 This Burgdorff really liked his trees.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 10:35 AM (LA7Cm)

283 >>Also, it has the overlay of the almost Whitey Bulger story. I had to explain to my boys how much worse the real Whitey was, how he literally owned the Boston FBI office and got cover from the most powerful politician in MA, the corrupt midget.

Which brings us to Black Mass and Johnny Depp. I'm torn, want to see the story but I'm finding it increasingly hard to watch Depp. Understatement is not part of his acting arsenal.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 10:35 AM (/tuJf)

284 >>Bears really stink


They Smell like death and garbage, fucking.

Posted by: Garrett at December 02, 2015 10:36 AM (6dAqB)

285 It's not just Brown. At U Texas a loud group of about a dozen protestors surrounded a Jewish professor in his class and shouted him down, literally surrounding him and getting actually nose to nose with him


Clear physical intimidation

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 10:36 AM (zOTsN)

286 On top of Ole Smokey, all covered with furrrrr...

I lost the deed to my butt stash, and it wasn't a "her"...

Four courtin' is pleasure, for courtin' is grief...

Posted by: The Leonardoville Singers at December 02, 2015 10:36 AM (Jdgwe)

287 I am losing FB friends left and right...well all the left actually...I am not longer able to keep my mouth shut. I guess people don't like me posting "Crap" and "Bullshit" on their bullshit posts? Go figure

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 10:36 AM (gf8BH)

288 As G-D is my witness I thought gay muslims could fly!



Seem, seem, sillybean!
-Hadji

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 10:36 AM (FZxI4)

289 Connecticut SS#
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2015 10:32 AM (FsuaD)


Connecticut? Please tell me more, Jane!

Posted by: Emmie -- Trump discombobulates all the right people at December 02, 2015 10:37 AM (xHPCo)

290 Which brings us to Black Mass and Johnny Depp. I'm torn, want to see the story but I'm finding it increasingly hard to watch Depp. Understatement is not part of his acting arsenal.


Hmm. I sort of did that on purpose. I was hoping to elicit a review of Black Mass, which I also ain't seen.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 10:37 AM (1xUj/)

291 (264) I am a Duke alum and not exactly thrilled with what my alma mater has become either.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 02, 2015 10:37 AM (hjp5Z)

292 I am losing FB friends left and right...well all the left actually...I am not longer able to keep my mouth shut. I guess people don't like me posting "Crap" and "Bullshit" on their bullshit posts? Go figure



You haven't lost much.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 10:37 AM (FZxI4)

293 I had an NRA class instructor who told us:

First rule of concealed carry is don't talk about concealed carry.

Good advice.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 10:37 AM (HMt16)

294 I only watch Keanu Reeves movies, anymore.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 10:38 AM (XiVKO)

295 Georgetown has several professors on the Saudi payroll, are big fans of Muslim brotherhood. And actually had a professor give a speech on how it's the West's fault that Isis destroys antiquities


Georgetown also hosts Rashid Khaledi on a regular basis. I'm sure that makes his secret visits to the White House a bit easier

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 10:38 AM (zOTsN)

296 draki

the problem for me, if anyone cares (meh), is that I actually agree with Hadjaj about the French system of laicite: it papers over differences that matter and creates a procedural state that just ends up amplifying chaos

but whatever

it is WRONG to characterize laicite as a proximate cause of jihad because it utterly ignores its origin and history, which date to the 7th century

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:38 AM (ZIvXv)

297 I'm an idiot.

I thought you meant the DA from Perry Mason, Hamilton Burger.

"What, he's dead?"

Posted by: Bear hanging around the KOA park at December 02, 2015 10:38 AM (q2o38)

298 The UC system in California is over run by Islamic fascists

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 10:39 AM (zOTsN)

299 I ditched FB altogether. Feel much saner for it.

If I need to know what's going on in our circle, Mrs. Chupacabra fills me in.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 10:39 AM (XiVKO)

300 165 "A white Chicago pastor led a prayer of repentance last night in which he said he wanted to 'confess on behalf of my white brothers and sisters' for how black lives have been systematically devalued.

Shorter version: "please eat me last."

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 02, 2015 10:39 AM (Zmat4)

301 Outside online.

dying from hypothermia.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/nauae6k

Posted by: Cleatus of Three Fingers at December 02, 2015 10:40 AM (KMR+y)

302 As G-D is my witness I thought gay muslims could fly!


The gays are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!

Posted by: Les Al Nessman, reporting for WJIHAD in Raqqa at December 02, 2015 10:40 AM (ppaKI)

303 "A white Chicago pastor led a prayer of repentance last night in which he said he wanted to 'confess on behalf of my white brothers and sisters' for how black lives have been systematically devalued.


He can kiss my ass, too.

If he's a Christian, I'm a brain surgeon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 10:41 AM (LUgeY)

304 Nice painting, simple, warm.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian at December 02, 2015 10:41 AM (+c55T)

305 I actually do talk about concealed carry. Not to strangers, but to friends. It's much easier to get into it when you know someone else who does.

It surprised me to find out just how many people concealed carry.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 10:42 AM (XiVKO)

306 ah yes, James Cone, black liberation theology

"What we need is the divine love as expressed in Black Power, which is the power of Black people to destroy their oppressors here and now by any means at their disposal. Unless God is participating in this holy activity, we must reject his love." -- James Cone, A Black Theology of Liberation

(thanks as ever to Kathy Shaidle)
Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:34 AM (ZIvXv)

To me black liberation theology is not christian, like mormonism. Does anyone think it's Christianity except for the people in it?

Posted by: Draki at December 02, 2015 10:43 AM (RDNHx)

307 285 It's not just Brown. At U Texas a loud group of about a dozen protestors surrounded a Jewish professor in his class and shouted him down, literally surrounding him and getting actually nose to nose with him


Clear physical intimidation



They need to read Texas Penal Code on what constitutes assault. 22.01.a.3
Intentionally or knowingly causes physical contact with another when the person knows or should reasonably believe that the other will regard the contact as OFFENSIVE or provocative.

Touch me and it is on like Donkey Kong.

Class A misdemeanor. (Last stop before the felony train)

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 10:43 AM (FZxI4)

308 I'm thinking of a CC license but it won't be honored in an adjacent state where I'd need it more

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:44 AM (ZIvXv)

309 House Masters At Harvard Agree To Change Their Title Because It Reminds Students Of Slavery

Weasel Zippers

Yeah as if any of them even know anything about the South, the Civil War, or any American History the ignorant fucks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 10:44 AM (gf8BH)

310 James Cone, A Black Theology of Liberation

From Remulak

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 10:44 AM (FkBIv)

311 If Harvard is having trouble with the term 'master' then will they stop conferring 'Masters' degrees?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 02, 2015 10:45 AM (l3vZN)

312 I have the same problem, Feh, but it's better to have it sometimes than none of the times.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 10:45 AM (XiVKO)

313
I think the wife and unborn baby of the pastor in Indiana had their lives systematically devalued. Dont see no love from Rev Timmy.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 10:45 AM (iQIUe)

314 294: "I only watch Keanu Reeves movies, anymore"

I'm looking forward to the new John Wick movie that is in production.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 10:45 AM (UPYPp)

315 There is film at legal insurrection of the UT confrontation

These people are brown shirts. And they run the universities our children go to

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 10:45 AM (zOTsN)

316 Theologian Dr James Cone got his B.A. at someplace called Philander Smith College. Please tell me that the word philanderer is derived from this guy's name. Because the alternate explanation is that Smith's parents wanted to make sure no woman would ever marry him.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 02, 2015 10:45 AM (j+aWk)

317 "Does anyone think it's Christianity except for the people in it?"

dunno, not even sure if *they* do, or care

it's a way to fork Christians

the young pastor is a exhibit A

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:45 AM (ZIvXv)

318
I actually do talk about concealed carry. Not to strangers, but to friends. It's much easier to get into it when you know someone else who does.

It surprised me to find out just how many people concealed carry.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 10:42 AM (XiVKO)









What surprised me when I moved from SoCal to Texas is just how normal and frankly, mundane it is to talk guns. In SoCal, the moment the subject comes up, it's like walking on eggshells.

Here in Texas, it's like talking about the weather, or your garage door opener. A welcome change, I gotta say.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 10:45 AM (gwpf+)

319 If Harvard is having trouble with the term 'master' then will they stop conferring 'Masters' degrees?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 02, 2015 10:45 AM (l3vZN)

great one...wish I had said that..but of course I will steal it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 10:46 AM (gf8BH)

320 Gay Man Pleads With ISIS Sharia Judge, 'Shoot Me In The Head,' Jihadis Throw Him Off Building


Queers for Palestine unavailable for comment

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 10:46 AM (fWAjv)

321 the problem for me, if anyone cares (meh), is that I actually agree with Hadjaj about the French system of laicite: it papers over differences that matter and creates a procedural state that just ends up amplifying chaos

but whatever

it is WRONG to characterize laicite as a proximate cause of jihad because it utterly ignores its origin and history, which date to the 7th century
Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:38 AM (ZIvXv)

What, to you, is laicite? I'm unfamiliar with it. I agree with you that the jihad's proximate cause is the origin, koran, and hadith.

Posted by: Draki at December 02, 2015 10:46 AM (RDNHx)

322 As always, Trump is 5 steps ahead of everyone and is shaping the narrative and making everyone battle on his terms.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 02, 2015 10:34 AM


Poppin' Fresh's latest hit on teh Donald is a quote from Glenn Beck that Trump "is Saul Alinsky."

Guess the ol' Glenster's about to have another Epic Meltdown.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 10:47 AM (dbC6X)

323 They already killed John Wick's dog. Is there any story left for a sequel? Did he have a cat?

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 02, 2015 10:47 AM (j+aWk)

324 What surprised me when I moved from SoCal to Texas is just how normal and frankly, mundane it is to talk guns. In SoCal, the moment the subject comes up, it's like walking on eggshells.

Here in Texas, it's like talking about the weather, or your garage door opener. A welcome change, I gotta say.


It's like Johnson grass. Everyone has it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 10:47 AM (FZxI4)

325 To me black liberation theology is not christian, like mormonism. Does anyone think it's Christianity except for the people in it?

Jackson, Not-so-Sharpton, Pfleger and the rest of their ilk are not Christian in the slightest measure. They don't preach forgiveness, patience, or spiritual self-examination. Nothing in their words compels anyone to become a better person through Christ's teachings.

They are the wolves in sheep's clothing we were warned about. Naturally, the MFM loves them and props them up as some sort of hero. They are the dead bodies that vultures gather around.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 10:47 AM (LUgeY)

326 Maybe a bear rapes his dead dogs carcass?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 10:48 AM (XiVKO)

327 After initial condemnations of the Jewish professor by other professors at UT, the administration and the law school have stood by him


But those students have not been disciplined. Their point has been made. The professor has had to move his class, get police guards for the class to protect his students, hide his family, and wear disguises


This is in America. This is in fucking Texas

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 10:48 AM (zOTsN)

328
They already killed John Wick's dog. Is there any story left for a sequel? Did he have a cat?

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 02, 2015 10:47 AM (j+aWk)






Ahhhhhh, shit.

Posted by: John Wick's Goldfish at December 02, 2015 10:48 AM (gwpf+)

329
Dear Leo,
Sometimes when we touch, the honesty is too much. I want to hold you til the fear in me subsides.

Your "friend",

Posted by: Griz Lee Bear at December 02, 2015 10:48 AM (ODxAs)

330 Oh, I know it's not just Brown. I think a number of universities should be told in no uncertain terms that if they do not defend free speech, they will have fed funds cut off.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 02, 2015 10:48 AM (hjp5Z)

331 If Harvard is having trouble with the term 'master' then will they stop conferring 'Masters' degrees?


Nice to know in my senior years I'll be treated by doctors with Participation Degrees in medicine. Because, you know, they tried.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 10:48 AM (ppaKI)

332 Guess the ol' Glenster's about to have another Epic Meltdown.


Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 10:47 AM (dbC6X)


The nut is considering running for president in eight or so years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2015 10:48 AM (FsuaD)

333 "A white Chicago pastor led a prayer of repentance last night in which he said he wanted to 'confess on behalf of my white brothers and sisters' for how black lives have been systematically devalued."

Was he referring to how we used to have government racism in America? That's not exactly black liberation theology. It could be seen as expressing regret over America's history of slavery and democrat jim crow laws and such.

Posted by: Draki at December 02, 2015 10:48 AM (RDNHx)

334 So...speaking of brownshirts some asshole with Civic Media New York decided to make a total ass of himself on a Jim Gaffigan facebook post of all things.

" No one who cares about the planet - and has a well formed brain - has 5 kids. People just died for the right to plan parenthood. #usebirthcontrolidiots (P.S. I would like to thank profusely all of the Jesus freaks who didn't pay any attention in high or college for leaving 'American exceptionalism I can birth as many babies as a want to - what global warming? Catch my snowball it's cold outside' replies. ):"

Now, here's the thing. If it were just some guy I'd shrug and say whatever. But this is someone posting on behalf of a cultural organization holy to the left so...I want to destroy it. Turn about is fair play, bitches.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 10:49 AM (Z/8dZ)

335 The RiverCity Community Church has a statement of faith which sound pretty standard evangelical:

http://www.rivercitychicago.com/about-us/what-we-believe/

I don't know what he particularly liked about James Cone-who has a number of books, but no, we can't confess on behalf of an entire group of people

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 10:49 AM (No/ki)

336 323: "They already killed John Wick's dog. Is there any story left for a sequel? Did he have a cat?"

Sniff. My dear friend, one does not watch a John Wick movie for the "story".

Hurrumpf.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 10:49 AM (UPYPp)

337 draki, laicite takes the separation of church and state to the level of separation of church and society

i.e. you can believe whatever you want, but not to the extent that it matters or affects anyone else

throws the baby out with the bathwater, imo

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:49 AM (ZIvXv)

338 "A white Chicago pastor led a prayer of repentance last night in which he said he wanted to 'confess on behalf of my white brothers and sisters' for how black lives have been systematically devalued.



Where was Pastor Dipshit a couple of years ago when the "youths" were on a rampage in Chicago attacking, beating and robbing whites? Probably cowering in fear.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 10:49 AM (493sH)

339 "House Masters At Harvard Agree To Change Their Title Because It Reminds Students Of Slavery"


Just like Carl's Junior commercials remind me of when I had sex with Charlotte McKinney.



Children. Grown children. And they are being catered to.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 10:50 AM (fWAjv)

340 The nut is considering running for president in eight or so years. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2015 10:48 AM

Tell me you're kidding, Jane.

Please.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 10:50 AM (dbC6X)

341 CREATIVE PEOPLE! Yes, you've been waiting over a week for direction while we've been golfing, vacationing in Vail, and masturbating in a circle, but now we need you to come up with something of pure genius to sell this $30 million package.

If it's good, we'll take credit. If it sucks, you're fired.

You have two hours. FORE!

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 02, 2015 10:51 AM (vgIRn)

342 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 10:47 AM (LUgeY)

Agreed, just greedy guys abusing folks.

Posted by: Draki at December 02, 2015 10:51 AM (RDNHx)

343 Well the wheels are coming off the damn wagon.

Video is now coming out of CBS reporting on swarms....SWARMS (think of ants) of people cheering on the rooftops in Jersey the day of the 9-11 attack AND the Dicaprio bear rape scene did not happen.

I'm just at a loss of words on how bummed I am right now.

Posted by: Drider at December 02, 2015 10:51 AM (bdzyz)

344 Ya know why all these blacks are making up supposed racial incidents? Because, by and large, NOBODY gives a shit anymore what color you are as long as you act like a civilized person....I mean nobody but professional race hustlers and their idiot followers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 10:51 AM (gf8BH)

345
What surprised me when I moved from SoCal to Texas is just how normal and frankly, mundane it is to talk guns. In SoCal, the moment the subject comes up, it's like walking on eggshells.

Here in Texas, it's like talking about the weather, or your garage door opener. A welcome change, I gotta say.


It's like Johnson grass. Everyone has it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 10:47 AM (FZxI4)






The other thing I forgot. When talking about guns in Texas, people talk about.....guns.

When talking about guns in SoCal, people talk about.....gun laws.

BIG difference.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 10:51 AM (gwpf+)

346 332: "The nut is considering running for president in eight or so years."

Not sure if I should invest in popcorn futures or Kleenex.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 10:51 AM (UPYPp)

347 Jackson, Not-so-Sharpton, Pfleger and the rest of their ilk are not Christian in the slightest measure. They don't preach forgiveness, patience, or spiritual self-examination. Nothing in their words compels anyone to become a better person through Christ's teachings.

They are the wolves in sheep's clothing we were warned about. Naturally, the MFM loves them and props them up as some sort of hero. They are the dead bodies that vultures gather around.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 10:47 AM (LUgeY)


Amen. Preach it, Brother!

Posted by: Emmie -- Trump discombobulates all the right people at December 02, 2015 10:51 AM (xHPCo)

348 John Wick got a second dog, one I'm sure will be named McGuffin.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 10:52 AM (ppaKI)

349 294 I only watch Keanu Reeves movies, anymore.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 10:38 AM (XiVKO)

You kid but I have really enjoyed 90% of his movies. Probably highest percent of any actor.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 02, 2015 10:52 AM (jl269)

350 Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:49 AM (ZIvXv)

Ah, that won't work with Islam or Christianity. Seems pretty dumb, but I think it's been the French way for a long long socialist time. The state before all is what that leads to.

Posted by: Draki at December 02, 2015 10:52 AM (RDNHx)

351 So...speaking of brownshirts some asshole with Civic Media New York decided to make a total ass of himself on a Jim Gaffigan facebook post of all things.

" No one who cares about the planet - and has a well formed brain - has 5 kids. People just died for the right to plan parenthood. #usebirthcontrolidiots (P.S. I would like to thank profusely all of the Jesus freaks who didn't pay any attention in high or college for leaving 'American exceptionalism I can birth as many babies as a want to - what global warming? Catch my snowball it's cold outside' replies. ):"

Now, here's the thing. If it were just some guy I'd shrug and say whatever. But this is someone posting on behalf of a cultural organization holy to the left so...I want to destroy it. Turn about is fair play, bitches.



Ask that guy how many kids Al Gore has.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 02, 2015 10:52 AM (PFy0L)

352 "Liberation Theology " is nothing more than Islam with a collar in it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 10:53 AM (gf8BH)

353 Gay Man Pleads With ISIS Sharia Judge, 'Shoot Me In The Head,' Jihadis Throw Him Off Building


Queers for Palestine unavailable for comment

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 10:46 AM (fWAjv)



I'm sure the one in the White House will let us know it's not true Islam which is totes cool with his lifestyle

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 10:53 AM (493sH)

354 Anything with "liberation" and "theology" in it is about neither liberation, nor theology. It's always about Marxism, pure and simple. And often it's racist to boot.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 10:53 AM (9krrF)

355 John Wick got a second dog, one I'm sure will be named McGuffin.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 10:52 AM (ppaKI)

Damn that was a great movie.

Posted by: Draki at December 02, 2015 10:54 AM (RDNHx)

356 I do like Keanu. By all accounts he's a really good guy and works his ass off while giving away a good portion of his money.

Proof that good guys who work hard can get ahead.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 10:55 AM (XiVKO)

357 259 More guns than ever are bought these days. But the number of gun owners isn't increasing. The same people who already own guns are just buying more guns.



Wrong.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 10:29 AM (fWAjv)


_____________

http://www.gallup.com/poll/179213/six-americans-say-guns-homes-safer.aspx

% of households with a gun has stayed the same or decreased slightly over the past 20 years, even as the number of guns purchased has been increasing.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 10:55 AM (0LHZx)

358 353,

Next one will be at sundown and ISIS will light up the building in rainbow colors.

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2015 10:56 AM (MQEz6)

359 Theologian Dr James Cone got his B.A. at someplace called Philander Smith College.

Wait really? The one in Little Rock???

Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 10:56 AM (lIU4e)

360 The Christian church was one of the strong structures for the black "community", so of course the whole black Muslim, Black Panther thing was probably designed to tear it down, with guys like Lew Alcindor and Cassius Clay helping out. For those that wanted to stay Christian, they got the phony "black liberation theology" crap, which is mostly a Marxist front group, even if some sincerely cling to it. But real Christian churches still help in those communities.

Wright used to be Muslim, and put Farrakhan on the cover of their church magazine once. They might quote the Bible, but they also sided with the Sandinistas in the 80's, along with the other American Marxists/communists. And Kerry and Hanoi Jane were partying together not long before that.

Not so sure we "won the cold war", except for the break up of the USSR, whereby their KGB branched out globally into organized crime ... it would seem.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 02, 2015 10:56 AM (wtkzU)

361 The CEO of UnitedHealthcare on Tuesday said he regretted the decision to enter the ObamaCare marketplace last year, which the company says has resulted in millions of dollars in losses.

It was for us a bad decision, UnitedHealth CEO Stephen Hemsley said at an investors meeting in New York, according to Bloomberg Business.

Ya think so? And they actually pay you to run that Company? Or do you really mean the bribes were not large enough and now you are coming back demanding more Taxpayer money? Asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 10:56 AM (gf8BH)

362 A professor at one of the most prestigious universities in Texas has to more or less go into hiding from his jihadi students, who were shouting "Long live the Intifada!".


But nothing happens to the students. In Texas

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 10:56 AM (zOTsN)

363 "It would be an utter, complete and total disaster. If you're a xenophobic, race-baiting, religious bigot, you're going to have a hard time being president of the United States, and you're going to do irreparable damage to the party"


Front-runner Lindsey on Trump.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 10:57 AM (fWAjv)

364 The other thing I forgot. When talking about guns in Texas, people talk about.....guns.

When talking about guns in SoCal, people talk about.....gun laws.



I love dragging out of state cousins thru the gun departments in Cabela's, BPS, & Gander Mountain. LOL.

The "sweats" are priceless.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 10:57 AM (FZxI4)

365
Proof that good guys who work hard can get ahead.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 10:55 AM (XiVKO)


Well, he can give a head.

Posted by: David Geffen at December 02, 2015 10:57 AM (vgIRn)

366 Theologian Dr James Cone got his B.A. at someplace called Philander Smith College.

That's the stuff that got me divorced.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2015 10:57 AM (1xUj/)

367 357,

The number of households is increasing and a household is not a person.

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2015 10:57 AM (MQEz6)

368 357: "% of households...."

Ah yes. The infallible polls. Source of incontrovertible proof for time immemorial.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 10:57 AM (UPYPp)

369 Sorry, but I just don't trust a telephone poll concerning gun ownership. Especially in this climate of paranoia.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 10:58 AM (XiVKO)

370 The number of households is increasing and a household is not a person.
Posted by: eman at December 02, 2015 10:57 AM (MQEz6)

_______

You don't understand the concept of % do you?

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 10:58 AM (0LHZx)

371 Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 10:55 AM (XiVKO)

What charities does Keanu support?

Posted by: Draki at December 02, 2015 10:59 AM (RDNHx)

372 "Sorry, but I just don't trust a telephone poll concerning gun ownership. Especially in this climate of paranoia."

'Zactly. Guns? I don't have no freaking guns.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 10:59 AM (Z/8dZ)

373 I'm just going to post it again for those that haven't seen it. Ted Cruz video clip; "The GOP aren;t the condom police." It's a funny side of Ted Cruz you may not have seen before, Scroll down for video


http://preview.tinyurl.com/jaymth3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 11:00 AM (No/ki)

374 370,

I do.

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2015 11:00 AM (MQEz6)

375 He started some huge cancer charity, but his name isn't associated with it.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 11:00 AM (XiVKO)

376 Children. Grown children. And they are being catered to.

Well, everybody seemed to want a feminized society...

A masculine society would say, "C'mere kid, sit down and let me tell you how the real world works."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 11:00 AM (LUgeY)

377 369 Sorry, but I just don't trust a telephone poll concerning gun ownership. Especially in this climate of paranoia.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 10:58 AM (XiVKO)

_________

Oh right. I forgot the polls are skewed. I heard President Romney mention that the other day.

FFS gallup has been conducting this poll for 40 years or something like that. There's also a U of Chicago annual survey on gun ownership that has shown the same trend over several decades.

You're falling into the Pauline Kael trap. You know a lot of people who own guns, therefore everyone owns a gun.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:00 AM (0LHZx)

378 New York Post... Dana Milbank...

Trump is a Racist and a Bigot... as the title of her rant...

And when you read the 'opinion', most of her 'evidence' is that he Didn't respond, when other people would say something....

So his problem is that he is not sufficiently a cheerleader for the Tribalization the Left is forcing upon us.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 02, 2015 11:00 AM (qh617)

379 % of households with a gun has stayed the same or decreased slightly over the past 20 years, even as the number of guns purchased has been increasing.



Don't go by % of households. Go by total # of people.
Momma gets a chl, gets into IDPA shooting, gets 3 or more guns, kid becomes of age and gets a deer rifle and shotgun,
household number stays the same.

However, total number of gunowners JUST went up.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 11:00 AM (FZxI4)

380
"I think Leo ruins alot of the movies he's in.

There have been exceptions.----eleven"

What's eating Gilbert Grape. That is the only one where I felt he was any good. Everything else is crap.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2015 11:00 AM (uhftQ)

381 Left tree dying of dehydration before frost heave tosses it down the cliff.

Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2015 11:00 AM (DL2i+)

382 You don't understand the concept of % do you?

Do YOU? If the pool is getting larger, you can have more people with guns while maintaining the same %.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 11:01 AM (9krrF)

383 308 I'm thinking of a CC license but it won't be honored in an adjacent state where I'd need it more
Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 10:44 AM (ZIvXv

Can you apply for it in the neighboring state. I know one of our neighboring states I can apply for a CCW permit there.

If the GOPe had any guts they would enact legislation where CC permits are honored among all states, just like marriages.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian at December 02, 2015 11:01 AM (+c55T)

384 Philander Smith is a historically black college in Arkansas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 11:01 AM (No/ki)

385 redo previous joke with David Attenborough voice sock.

Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2015 11:02 AM (DL2i+)

386 'Zactly. Guns? I don't have no freaking guns.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 10:59 AM (Z/8dZ)


Me neither, Lauren!!

I have certainly never purchased one.

Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 11:02 AM (lIU4e)

387 Dana Milbank is a dude.

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2015 11:03 AM (MQEz6)

388 386: "Me neither, Lauren!! I have certainly never purchased one."

I filled out the paperwork, but I did not buy.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 11:03 AM (UPYPp)

389 I don't know a lot of people that own guns, relative to people who live in red places.

What I will say is I know what I and other gun owners would say to a gun poll: "what guns?".

I'm not saying all polling is wrong, what I'm saying is this polling is not to be trusted in our paranoid age. Swing by a gun store and ask them how many new gun owners they're getting, I assure you the answer will be "a lot".

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 11:03 AM (XiVKO)

390
363 "It would be an utter, complete and total disaster. If you're a xenophobic, race-baiting, religious bigot, you're going to have a hard time being president of the United States, and you're going to do irreparable damage to the party"


Front-runner Lindsey on Trump.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 10:57 AM (fWAjv)

Interesting.... so the LEFT, ie Dana Milbank of the New York Post, and some on the RIGHT, Lindsey, seem to have the exact same Anti Trump Talking points...

what a coincidink!

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 02, 2015 11:03 AM (qh617)

391 387: "Dana Milbank is a dude."

So you claim.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 11:03 AM (UPYPp)

392 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2015 11:00 AM (uhftQ)


You didn't like The Aviator?

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 02, 2015 11:04 AM (jl269)

393 Philander Smith is a historically black college in Arkansas.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 11:01 AM (No/ki)


Despite having grown up in Arkansas, I had no idea what they were teaching over there. It doesn't seem to be a very good college...

Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 11:04 AM (lIU4e)

394 Don't go by % of households. Go by total # of people.
Momma gets a chl, gets into IDPA shooting, gets 3 or more guns, kid becomes of age and gets a deer rifle and shotgun,
household number stays the same.

However, total number of gunowners JUST went up.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 11:00 AM (FZxI4)

________
And the kids eventually move out. Which means they form their own households. Over time if this phenomenon were truly happening you'd see it in household data. But you don't.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:04 AM (0LHZx)

395 You know a lot of people who own guns, therefore everyone owns a gun.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew

More genius from mini-moo.

Prove that anyone here said that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:04 AM (326rv)

396 Dana Milbank is a dude.
Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 02, 2015 11:04 AM (j+aWk)

397 Dammit Pappy, now I'm going to have to taste vomit for the rest of the day.

-
Boortz used to call her the cutest little commie in congress.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 11:04 AM (IWLe1)

398
"It would be an utter, complete and total disaster. If you're a xenophobic, race-baiting, religious bigot, you're going to have a hard time being president of the United States, and you're going to do irreparable damage to the party"

Sounds like somebody needs her panties changed.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2015 11:04 AM (X6fMO)

399
But nothing happens to the students. In Texas
Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 10:56 AM (zOTsN

Or Illinois, apparently.

Wish I could threaten to kill students and police and be released into my Mommy's custody. Mom is passed that would be a little tough though

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian at December 02, 2015 11:04 AM (+c55T)

400 I have begun to think there is a third party. It's name is Trump and its within the Republican Party. For now. And I'm ok with that. They deserve every bit of it

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 11:04 AM (zOTsN)

401
From Remulak




Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr

I'm from Remulak, and we're actually French, but Jack from Statefarm is not French, and he tried to dork my daughter Connie.

Posted by: Beldar Conehead at December 02, 2015 11:05 AM (OiFtZ)

402 And in other news from mini-moo, 543% of the TV watching public are avid subscribers of public television.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:05 AM (326rv)

403 Theologian Dr James Cone got his B.A. at someplace called Philander Smith College.


Don't they normally turn out divorce lawyers?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 11:05 AM (LUgeY)

404
387 Dana Milbank is a dude.

Posted by: eman at December 02, 2015 11:03 AM (MQEz6)


LOL.... sorry... hard to tell in this day and age...

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 02, 2015 11:05 AM (qh617)

405 Do YOU? If the pool is getting larger, you can have more people with guns while maintaining the same %.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 11:01 AM (9krrF)

______

Holy fuck, dude get to a remedial math class ASAP.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:05 AM (0LHZx)

406 And the kids eventually move out. Which means they form their own households. Over time if this phenomenon were truly happening you'd see it in household data. But you don't.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:04 AM (0LHZx)

Where kid will have a cell phone and not a land line and will not be contacted by Gallup

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian at December 02, 2015 11:05 AM (+c55T)

407 And the kids eventually move out. Which means they form their own households. Over time if this phenomenon were truly happening you'd see it in household data. But you don't.


And I am on record as not owning any guns.
Regardless of what my chl says.

Square that circle.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 11:06 AM (FZxI4)

408
One of the big 2A trends has been the rise of Gun Culture 2.0, younger shooters, more new shooters at ranges and in the sold-out first-time shooter classes, a much larger percentage of women, and with an emphasis on tactical and defensive shooting. It's been written about extensively in both the gun-oriented and mainstream press.

Pretty much incompatible with the idea that the number of gun owners is static.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 11:06 AM (gwpf+)

409 396 Dana Milbank is a dude.
Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Spellcheck at December 02, 2015 11:04 AM (j+aWk)


Yup! Are we sure??? What Gender did He/she/Xe chose this morning?

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 02, 2015 11:06 AM (qh617)

410 http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/12/02/

trump-100-vindicated-cbs-reports-swarms-on-roofs-

celebrating-911/

Kinda self explanatory

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 11:06 AM (7v/r5)

411 Where kid will have a cell phone and not a land line and will not be contacted by Gallup
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian

That's what the pony express is for! Wake up sheeple!

Posted by: mini-moo at December 02, 2015 11:07 AM (326rv)

412 Debunking The 'Declining Number Of Gun Owners' Lie


http://tinyurl.com/q7fpfe3


If polled 'no, I don't own firearms.'

And neither do the 7 individuals who became first time owners within the past three years.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 11:07 AM (fWAjv)

413 Let's ignore decades of data because. Instead let's use the "my gun store says a bunch of new people are buying guns" metric as a valid barometer of gun ownership.

Why not?

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:07 AM (0LHZx)

414 Gallup did say that they poll for this over cell phone, too.

Not that I think it makes it any more true, but they do both.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 11:07 AM (XiVKO)

415 A white pastor in Chicago prays for white people to repent their racist sins citing Luke 4:18-19 for the proposition to know Jesus is to know social justice.

See WZ.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 11:07 AM (IWLe1)

416 ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!

*WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM*

Sorry...having issues with some websites.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:07 AM (kpqmD)

417 Gallup calls cell phones. This is one of those myths that continues to hang around for some reason.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:08 AM (0LHZx)

418
Why aren't the Republicans out there right now opposing and mocking the "climate summit."

Why are the Republicans waiting for obama to actually submit a proposal or bill to oppose it?? Politics is 24/7. You can't just wait around for the final bill and then pretend you oppose with some half-hearted attempt to stop it.

The answer, of course, is that Republicans are secretly on board with obama's agenda. obama will come up some awful environmental bill full of regulations and taxes and penalties, and the Republicans will kick into "failure theater." And this is why Trump is still in the lead..

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 11:08 AM (goLPg)

419 If you want a movie with a good, rape-free, old-fashioned, family friendly, fun bear mauling*,

then check out

"Backcountry".


It's a lowish budget movie that came out last year about a couple with some issues what get worsenated(it is too a word) by a romp in the woods.

Part of the worsenation, is an absolutely horrific bear attack and mauling.(not a spoiler spoiler- it's on the cover).

The movie starts slow but really picks up after the mauling.

Check it out.



*Absolutely not family friendly. This is a hard "R" bear mauling.

But no bear rape.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2015 11:09 AM (0cMkb)

420 "House Masters At Harvard Agree To Change Their Title Because It Reminds Students Of Slavery"

Just like Carl's Junior commercials remind me of when I had sex with Charlotte McKinney.


The White Castle commercial reminded me of when I had sex with Cynthia McKinney.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 11:09 AM (FkBIv)

421 Dana Milbank is a dude.

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Yeah, pull the other one. Next you'll be telling me Roseanne Barr is a girl.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 11:09 AM (IWLe1)

422 Gallup did say that they poll for this over cell phone, too.

Not that I think it makes it any more true, but they do both.



Sorry. But if your number isn't in my contacts list, I don't answer.
Leave a message. If it's important, I'll call back.

And no, a Gallup poll is NOT important.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 11:10 AM (FZxI4)

423 Who owns guns? Mainly white people.

Has the white population been growing or decreasing as a % of the total population?

You don't need a PhD in math to figure out this puzzle folks.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:10 AM (0LHZx)

424 >>Pretty much incompatible with the idea that the number of gun owners is static.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 11:06 AM (gwpf+

Nearby city of 5,000 doesn't have a Costco, Sam's Club, etc. But it does have an indoor shooting range, gunsmith and gun rentals and sales. The range will be years old in January

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian at December 02, 2015 11:10 AM (+c55T)

425 And I am on record as not owning any guns.
Regardless of what my chl says.

Square that circle.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 11:06 AM (FZxI4)


The State of Calif., where I live... wants to know about every gun here...

And they now want to track VETERANS through the DMV (special stamp on our licenses)...

Some assembly required...

(I would normally joke about putting on my tinfoil hat... but its just not funny anymore...)

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 02, 2015 11:10 AM (qh617)

426 I'm not ignoring "decades" of data, I'm ignoring this decade of data.

But whatever, your phone survey knows better than all the shooting schools popping up throughout the country.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 11:10 AM (XiVKO)

427 Do YOU? If the pool is getting larger, you can have more people with guns while maintaining the same %.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 11:01 AM (9krrF)

______

Holy fuck, dude get to a remedial math class ASAP.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:05 AM (0LHZx)


Ummmm.

Ehhh, fuck it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 11:10 AM (fWAjv)

428 Part of the worsenation, is an absolutely horrific bear attack and mauling.(not a spoiler spoiler- it's on the cover).

The movie starts slow but really picks up after the mauling.

Check it out.

So....is it a horror flick? A survival story?

or a recreation of mino-moo's attempt at statistical analysis?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:11 AM (326rv)

429 I do like Keanu. By all accounts he's a really good guy and works his ass off while giving away a good portion of his money.


I read that when filming John Wick, Keanu did the night club shootout scenes while extremely ill with the flu. Hell, I can barely get out of bed to take a piss when I have it.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 11:11 AM (ppaKI)

430 OH, no; Are we going to have another flame war today too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 11:11 AM (No/ki)

431 I always love poll discussions. No matter what the topic is, if a poll disagrees with what people believe the poll is garbage. If the poll agrees with your views, it's incontrovertible proof that this is how the world is.


Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:12 AM (0LHZx)

432 415 A white pastor in Chicago prays for white people to repent their racist sins citing Luke 4:18-19 for the proposition to know Jesus is to know social justice.

See WZ.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 11:07 AM (IWLe1)

At least we know you don't read the comments

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 11:12 AM (fWAjv)

433 You don't need a PhD in math to figure out this puzzle folks.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew

And in mini-moo's case, ya don't need a frontal lobe either.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:12 AM (326rv)

434
And here's Juan Ellis Bush, a candidate who barely registers on every single poll, on Faux Nooz promising, once again, he's gonna do great in February.

Where does he think the, you know, votes, for him will come from? Are the Republicans going to do what I predicted and "select" the nominee for 2016 by bypassing that whole primary vote thing? Yes, I believe so. The only thing this fool Bush wants to win is the R nomination so he can throw the election to hillary clinton.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 11:13 AM (goLPg)

435 Number of Americans supporting the Second Amend. matters much more than the number of Americans who actually own.


Posted by: typo dynamofo at December 02, 2015 11:13 AM (ZY2zO)

436 In a recent poll, four out of five dentists believed the fifth is a non-conformist.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 11:13 AM (ppaKI)

437 430 OH, no; Are we going to have another flame war today too?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 11:11 AM (No/ki)

One can only hope!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:13 AM (kpqmD)

438 >>And the kids eventually move out.


Not under my administration!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 02, 2015 11:13 AM (6dAqB)

439 But whatever, your phone survey knows better than all the shooting schools popping up throughout the country.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 11:10 AM (XiVKO)

_____

It's not "my" phone survey. It's a survey by a company that does nothing but compile data and has been doing it for 50 or 60 years. But again, let's ignore this data (and several other surveys that show the same thing) and instead go by anecdotal evidence.

After all nobody I know voted for Nixon, so it's impossible that he won the election. Right?

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:13 AM (0LHZx)

440 But no bear rape.


Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2015 11:09 AM (0cMkb)


No..... darn...

Posted by: Boo Boo Bear, looking for Bear Porn at December 02, 2015 11:14 AM (qh617)

441 I always love poll discussions. No matter what the topic is, if a poll disagrees with what people believe the poll is garbage. If the poll agrees with your views, it's incontrovertible proof that this is how the world is.




It's garbage mainly if it flies against common sense and observable facts.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 11:14 AM (FZxI4)

442 "But no bear rape. "


Rats.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 11:14 AM (LA7Cm)

443 At least we know you don't read the comments

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Read the comments? Is that aq thing now?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 11:14 AM (IWLe1)

444 I always love poll discussions. No matter what the topic is, if a poll disagrees with what people believe the poll is garbage. If the poll agrees with your views, it's incontrovertible proof that this is how the world is.


Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew

Most polls ARE garbage mini-moo.

We knew that when the exit polls in 2004 were horribly wrong in kerry's favor.

We knew that when the 2010 wave hit harder than anyone thought.

We knew that when Romney didn't do nearly as wel as poll indicated in 2012.

And we know that this is shit because you're touting it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:14 AM (326rv)

445 " Who owns guns? Mainly white people. "

Perhaps that should say "who owns legally purchased guns and is willing to admit such to a pollster" because...yeah let's just say that minorities are not exactly trigger shy.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 11:15 AM (Z/8dZ)

446 427 Do YOU? If the pool is getting larger, you can have more people with guns while maintaining the same %.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 11:01 AM (9krrF)

______

Holy fuck, dude get to a remedial math class ASAP.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:05 AM (0LHZx)


Ummmm.

Ehhh, fuck it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 11:10 AM (fWAjv)

Wow. Just, wow.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:15 AM (kpqmD)

447 Some people are such assholes here..They just can't disagree withour getting snotty and condesending. prick

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:15 AM (gf8BH)

448 Hell, I can barely get out of bed to take a piss when I have it.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 11:11 AM


Have never seen a Keanu Reeves movie, and know nothing about him (and so can't/won't judge), but if you're being paid a seven- or eight-figure sum to act in front of a camera, and probably have a doctor on call to treat you, it's probably not quite as difficult to ignore the 'flu and step in front of the cameras.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 11:15 AM (dbC6X)

449 435 Number of Americans supporting the Second Amend. matters much more than the number of Americans who actually own.


Posted by: typo dynamofo at December 02, 2015 11:13 AM (ZY2zO)

____________

That's true. My point originally was that the number of guns sold doesn't mean that much, since it's the same people buying guns over and over. But of course just mentioning this means I hate guns and support Obama and hate freedom and shit.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:15 AM (0LHZx)

450 fter all nobody I know voted for Nixon, so it's impossible that he won the election. Right?
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew

No one I knew voted for Akin, and yet you bitched about him for months.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:15 AM (326rv)

451 442 "But no bear rape. "


Rats.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 11:14 AM (LA7Cm)

No rat rape either.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:16 AM (kpqmD)

452 Part of the worsenation, is an absolutely horrific bear attack and mauling.(not a spoiler spoiler- it's on the cover).

The movie starts slow but really picks up after the mauling.

Check it out.

So....is it a horror flick? A survival story?

or a recreation of mino-moo's attempt at statistical analysis?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:11 AM (326v)



SPOILER:


It's one of those movies that sort of morph into something different.

Starts out kind of relationshipy with some nature related difficulties

the bear attack is absolutely horrific, nightmare fuel

then a survival flick.

then finishes up with a mini-moo accounting lesson after the credits.


Something for everyone!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2015 11:16 AM (0cMkb)

453 Sandy Burglar died. I assume they cremate him to insure that any top secret documents in his underwear are destroyed.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 11:16 AM (IWLe1)

454 Nope, my opinion on polls (having worked as a pollster) stays the same no matter what is being claimed.

All polls are push polls.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 11:16 AM (Z/8dZ)

455 Boo Boo Bear, looking for Bear Porn


Rule 34

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:16 AM (evdj2)

456 From NSSF

The demographics of new shooters show they are ...

Younger: 66 percent of new shooters fall into the 18-to-34-year-old category compared to 31 percent in the same age category for established shooters.

Female: 37 percent of new target shooters are female compared to 22 percent of established target shooters.

Urban: 47 percent of new target shooters live in urban/suburban settings versus 34 percent of established target shooters.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 11:16 AM (fWAjv)

457 450 fter all nobody I know voted for Nixon, so it's impossible that he won the election. Right?
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew

No one I knew voted for Akin, and yet you bitched about him for months.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:15 AM (326rv)

ROFLMAO

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:16 AM (kpqmD)

458 OH, no; Are we going to have another flame war today too?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


The polls say no.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 11:16 AM (FkBIv)

459 445 " Who owns guns? Mainly white people. "

Perhaps that should say "who owns legally purchased guns and is willing to admit such to a pollster" because...yeah let's just say that minorities are not exactly trigger shy.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 11:15 AM (Z/8dZ)

____________

Fair enough. But again, for the purpose of a political discussion on guns, the gang bangers on the south side of Chicago don't really come into play, since a) they don't vote and b) if they ever do vote, they will vote straight "D" regardless of how many guns they won.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:16 AM (0LHZx)

460 Holy fuck, dude get to a remedial math class ASAP.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew


Wow.

Just...wow.

/rings class into session

MATH FOR MORONS: PERCENTAGES VS QUANTITIES

So let's say we have 100 households. For the sake of example, 28 of those households own guns.

Now let's say over a period of time you now have 200 households and 56 have guns.

In the first example, 28/100 = .28 = 28% have guns.

In the second, 56/200 = .28 = 28% still have guns.

But, 56 >28, so more households have guns by quantity.

Now let's sample this for a poll. Assuming you contact 20 households each time, and assuming you get a representative sample each time (yes I know about sample size and n>20, I'm trying to keep this brief and simple), you will get roughly the same result of about 6 in 20 each time.

Thus, it is possible for the gross number of cases to increase, while the percentage remains roughly constant.

( Example numbers pulled out of thin air for the sake of illustration. )

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 11:16 AM (9krrF)

461 The US population is increasing and even if the percentage of White people in that population is decreasing, the population of White people can be increasing, too. Jst not as fast as the other fractions.



Posted by: eman at December 02, 2015 11:17 AM (MQEz6)

462
Next Republican debate will be on CNN with Woof Blitzen on December 15th.

Next Communist debate will be on CNN in Las Vegas (I think in a casino) on Dec 13th. Moderators will be CNN's two homosexuals and some other guy named Dana Bash, probably also a homosexual.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 11:17 AM (goLPg)

463 It must be exhausting, hoisting up all those straw men.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 11:17 AM (XiVKO)

464 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3auKMHkZJnQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Someone screen grabbed CBS reports of swarming on top of building with replica of world trade center. Apparently 9/12/2001.

Trump vindicated - maybe not a thousand, but Chris Christie said zero.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 11:17 AM (7v/r5)

465 No one I knew voted for Akin, and yet you bitched about him for months.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:15 AM (326rv)


touche!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:17 AM (gf8BH)

466 455 Boo Boo Bear, looking for Bear Porn


Rule 34
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:16 AM (evdj2)

Don't have to look very far, mate!

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 02, 2015 11:17 AM (kpqmD)

467 No one I knew voted for Akin, and yet you bitched about him for months.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:15 AM (326rv)

ROFLMAO
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:16 AM (kpqmD)

__________

Meaning what exactly? Akin won the primary did he not?

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:18 AM (0LHZx)

468 Some people are such assholes here..They just can't disagree withour getting snotty and condesending. prick
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:15 AM (gf8BH)



*without

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:18 AM (mf5HN)

469 Moo moo doesn't know anyone with guns in Chicago. Which is funny when you think about it. He says gun owners are all white. Not in Chicago they ain't.


He is basing his arguments in part on his experience. He doesn't know anyone with guns


I live in Texas. I don't know anyone without a gun


Since

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 11:18 AM (zOTsN)

470 Wow. Just, wow.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:15 AM (kpqmD)

Should we tell him or just let him keep believing he's the smartest in the room??

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 11:18 AM (fWAjv)

471 I'd like to thank the Academy for this award, but most of all, I'd like to thank Leonardo's sweet, sweet ass. Thank you!

Posted by: The Bear at December 02, 2015 11:18 AM (UzPAd)

472 You do know Rapey Bear got kilt in the process, Hugh Glass was pretty badass.

Posted by: gimme back my bullets at December 02, 2015 11:18 AM (7ICqp)

473 I've taken a poll of morons and 99% confirm mew mew is a dishonest ignorant ass who would scam you in a minute. The data is irrefutable.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 02, 2015 11:19 AM (jl269)

474 458 OH, no; Are we going to have another flame war today too?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

The polls say no.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 11:16 AM (FkBIv)

Polls are unreliable.

*shakes Magic 8-Ball*

"The future's uncertain and the end is always near."

Oh wait, I shook my Doors album instead.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:19 AM (kpqmD)

475 *without
Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:18 AM (mf5HN)


OK so I can't spell or type

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:19 AM (gf8BH)

476
There's a reason that "tragic canoeing accident" became a meme, y'know.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 11:19 AM (gwpf+)

477 Sandy Burglar died. I assume they cremate him to insure that any top secret documents in his underwear are destroyed.



451 degrees

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 11:19 AM (FZxI4)

478
"You didn't like The Aviator?---Max Rockatansky"
I was not impressed by him. One of the best acting jobs I have seen was Morgan Freeman in Seven.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2015 11:19 AM (uhftQ)

479 "It would be an utter, complete and total disaster. If you're a xenophobic, race-baiting, religious bigot, you're going to have a hard time being president of the United States, and you're going to do irreparable damage to the party"

Dude, that's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 02, 2015 11:19 AM (Zmat4)

480
It wasn't bear-rape bear-rape.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at December 02, 2015 11:19 AM (ODxAs)

481 Jim Geraghty now calling for impeachment.

He's evolved.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 11:19 AM (LISuA)

482 "But again, for the purpose of a political discussion on guns, the gang bangers on the south side of Chicago don't really come into play,"

I'm not just talking about gang bangers.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 11:19 AM (Z/8dZ)

483 "No rat rape either."


*Damn*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 11:19 AM (LA7Cm)

484 It must be exhausting, hoisting up all those straw men.

In fairness, burning them can keep you warm.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (evdj2)

485 *without
Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:18 AM (mf5HN)


OK so I can't spell or type
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:19 AM (gf8BH)



Dude, I was joking. Besides, it's autocorrect's fault. It's always autocorrect's fault.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (mf5HN)

486
Should we tell him or just let him keep believing he's the smartest in the room??
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 11:18 AM (fWAjv)

Brother Cavil already gave an excellent presentation on the subject.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (kpqmD)

487 "No rat rape either."


*Damn*




*stares*

Posted by: Ben at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (evdj2)

488 Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:18 AM (mf5HN)

LOL; However, I don't think that really qualifies as snotty and condescending. You have to save something like, "You need to attend a remedial English class ASAP!" after correcting the typo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (No/ki)

489
Meaning what exactly? Akin won the primary did he not?
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew

Yeah. He had the worst polling number of the three Republicans, in a primary to take down one of the most vulnerable incumbent Senators.


keep telling yourself that he did it all by himslef.

Posted by: Sen Claire McCaskill and an open primary at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (326rv)

490
Two hour old thread and 21 mentions of Trump. It's Trump, all day, every day at AoSHQ!

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (RcpcZ)

491 Hugh Glass was pretty badass.


Apparently, it was just about impossible to kill the bastard.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (ppaKI)

492 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (GwIKd)

493 In the first example, 28/100 = .28 = 28% have guns.

In the second, 56/200 = .28 = 28% still have guns.

But, 56 >28, so more households have guns by quantity.

__________

This is what happened in reality (using your simple example)

1970: 50 / 100 households had guns

2015: 70/200 households have a gun

The number of guns is higher, the number of people who own a gun is higher, but the % is much lower.

And what matters politically is the %, not the raw number.

This really isn't difficult to understand.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (0LHZx)

494 Dana Milbank is a dude.

How can you tell?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 02, 2015 11:21 AM (Zmat4)

495 Moo Moo made me violate the "no math" pledge.

F'ing A.

I should self-embarrel just on that grounds.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 11:21 AM (9krrF)

496 Dude, I was joking. Besides, it's autocorrect's fault. It's always autocorrect's fault.
Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (mf5HN)


I know you were joking, unfortunately it is true , I can't spell and typing is hit or moss

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:21 AM (gf8BH)

497 Mew Mew Math Skills

[ ] existing
[x] non existent

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (7v/r5)

498 LOL; However, I don't think that really qualifies as snotty and condescending. You have to save something like, "You need to attend a remedial English class ASAP!" after correcting the typo.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (No/ki)



And remedial would need to be misspelled. Or, even better, English.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (mf5HN)

499 Fox running story denying that there is bear rape in the DiCaprio film, but I think it's pretty obvious the meme is here to stay. Excellent meme.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (E5UB0)

500 "It would be an utter, complete and total disaster. If you're a xenophobic, race-baiting, religious bigot, you're going to have a hard time being president of the United States."

Worked for me!


Posted by: Prezzy Obammy McBreezy at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (ODxAs)

501 @216
Cause of death: lack of staples in his diet.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at December 02, 2015 10:20 AM (326rv)
- - - - - -
Excellent retort!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (r65B3)

502 "The future's uncertain and the end is always near."

Oh wait, I shook my Doors album instead.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016


Did you wake up this morning and get yourself a beer?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (FkBIv)

503 Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 11:17 AM (7v/r5)

But that's the problem, Trump did not have to exaggerate to make his point.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (jl269)

504 The number of guns is higher, the number of people who own a gun is higher, but the % is much lower.

And what matters politically is the %, not the raw number.

This really isn't difficult to understand.


It also isn't what you initially said.

/blows whistle and throws flag

Moving the goalposts - 15 yard penalty - loss of down and required to sit out quarter in Horny Bear box

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (9krrF)

505 Two hour old thread and 21 mentions of Trump. It's Trump, all day, every day at AoSHQ!
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (RcpcZ)

*****

Nah. Try Conservative Treehouse for 24/7 Trump.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (OxOeA)

506 Do those of us with many guns skew that stats? I know I've increased my inventory over the last 10 years.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (evdj2)

507 >>So....is it a horror flick? A survival story?

It looks like a revenge flick/survival story.

Leo's character attacked and left for dead out in the snowy woods, he eventually makes his way back to confront his would-be killer. That's what I got from the preview I saw.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (NOIQH)

508

You know what I love the most about primary season?

When leftist organs endorse Republican candidates for the Republican nomination and it makes the "news" like it means something and the candidate receiving the endorsement struts around like a stupid peacock. It is Bullshit On Parade.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 11:23 AM (goLPg)

509 Let's ignore decades of data because. Instead let's use the "my gun store says a bunch of new people are buying guns" metric as a valid barometer of gun ownership.

Why not?
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:07 AM (0LHZx)

Marketers market to known customers and brand loyalists because they have reliable contact information for them and it's high percentage outreach. They're staying in their wheelhouse because it's the best data they have and it makes them look good. The gun store owners are the ones who sell the guns, and if the precise demographics we're talking about (women, minorities, young people) are converting to gun ownership and talking CCW classes,

Which leads to my main question: why is what gun store owners are saying less reliable than decades old data? Do you use tick data from the 90s to inform your investments?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 11:23 AM (FfVIs)

510 Pfffftttt. Mew mew can deal with the I concept " more"

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 11:23 AM (zOTsN)

511 506 Do those of us with many guns skew that stats? I know I've increased my inventory over the last 10 years.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (evdj2)

______

That is my fucking point. Thank you.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:23 AM (0LHZx)

512 /blows whistle and throws flag

Moving the goalposts - 15 yard penalty - loss of down and required to sit out quarter in Horny Bear box
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13

Does the penalty stand if he's running the wrong way?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:23 AM (326rv)

513 498 LOL; However, I don't think that really qualifies as snotty and condescending. You have to save something like, "You need to attend a remedial English class ASAP!" after correcting the typo.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (No/ki)


And remedial would need to be misspelled. Or, even better, English.



Lemedial Engrish.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 11:23 AM (FZxI4)

514
Brother Cavil already gave an excellent presentation on the subject.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:20 AM (kpqmD)

Noticed that after I posted.

And now noticing that it had no effect.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 11:24 AM (fWAjv)

515 Never take math lessons from a guy who lives in a van down by the river.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:24 AM (evdj2)

516 Jim Geraghty now calling for impeachment.
He's evolved.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 11:19 AM


Whose impeachment?

I can imagine him wanting Prince Reebus to step down....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 11:24 AM (dbC6X)

517 " Excellent meme."


You couldn't kill it with fire at this point.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 11:24 AM (LA7Cm)

518 "Theologian Dr James Cone got his B.A. at someplace called Philander Smith College."

Back in the long-ago, far-away year of 2008, I posted colorful snippets of Cone's theological writings in the comments section of the local liberal fishwrap.

Result? I got hit with the banhammer so fast I didn't even see the thing move before it struck.

Pointing out that Historic First's longtime church has foundational doctrines derived from a guy who was obviously non compos mentis, and a black supremacist? Yeah, liberals were not exactly happy to have that be part of the "national conversation on race".

Seriously, for those of you who aren't familiar with Dr. Cone, go do some reading. Just so you know what sort of fervent racial lunacy is bubbling just under the surface in a lot of America's churches.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 11:24 AM (noWW6)

519 ***
...and if the precise demographics we're talking about (women, minorities, young people) are converting to gun ownership and talking CCW classes, they're probably not going to post it to facebook, or buy a bumper stickers, or go to a gun show, or sign up for the newsletter, or otherwise signal their choice. They're committing a social heresy.

Again, how does this DQ the gun store owners?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 11:24 AM (FfVIs)

520 I know you were joking, unfortunately it is true , I can't spell and typing is hit or moss
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:21 AM (gf8BH)



Dammit! I am trying to think of some way to get a fish pun out of moss and I can't think of anything.

Here. Lemme Hordesource that out.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:24 AM (mf5HN)

521 Or Le-medial in honor of Monsieur. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 11:25 AM (No/ki)

522 Damn. I missed the bear rape discussion.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 02, 2015 11:25 AM (OZmbA)

523 I'm wondering at this point if there is any scandal that could take down Obama or Clinton. That is, if these two haven't crossed into some phenomenal new world beyond the critical mass of opinion or legal resistance and are actually now like Gods -- invulnerable, indefeasible, beyond the reach of opposition.

Posted by: rrpjr at December 02, 2015 11:25 AM (s/yC1)

524 Never take math lessons from a guy who lives in a van down by the river.
Posted by: Grump928(c)

With an 8-Track!

Posted by: mini-moo at December 02, 2015 11:25 AM (326rv)

525 Damn. I missed the bear rape discussion.
Posted by: Sphynx at December 02, 2015 11:25 AM (OZmbA)

---------

For some reason I doubt that. It's always bear rape discussion time here at the 'Q

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 11:25 AM (FfVIs)

526 Remember, don't be starting no forest fires.

- Smokey the Bear

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 11:25 AM (IWLe1)

527 It is Bullshit On Parade.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 11:23 AM


Really put Presidents McCain and Romney over the top, amirite?

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 11:26 AM (dbC6X)

528
Which leads to my main question: why is what gun store owners are saying less reliable than decades old data? Do you use tick data from the 90s to inform your investments?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 11:23 AM (FfVIs)


Hey now.... Tree Ring Data from one handpicked tree from 1000 years ago is like... totally valid!

Posted by: Global Warmering Math Guy at December 02, 2015 11:26 AM (qh617)

529 Wait someone at AoS has a opinion that there are too many guns?


Too many guns is un-possible

Posted by: Yo! at December 02, 2015 11:26 AM (GwIKd)

530 By "bear" did they mean older homosexual director and by "rape" did they mean DiCaprio acquiescing to sex with said director for a part in a film?

Posted by: Sphynx at December 02, 2015 11:26 AM (OZmbA)

531 435: "Number of Americans supporting the Second Amend. matters much more than the number of Americans who actually own.'

Not when the shooting starts.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 11:26 AM (UPYPp)

532 I know you were joking, unfortunately it is true , I can't spell and typing is hit or moss
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:21 AM (gf8BH)


Dammit! I am trying to think of some way to get a fish pun out of moss and I can't think of anything.

Here. Lemme Hordesource that out.
Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:24 AM (mf5HN)


the questions is did I do that on purpose or was that just another typo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:26 AM (gf8BH)

533 Dammit! I am trying to think of some way to get a fish pun out of moss and I can't think of anything.

Here. Lemme Hordesource that out.



We will humor you this time for the halibut.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 11:26 AM (FZxI4)

534 >>So....is it a horror flick? A survival story?

It looks like a revenge flick/survival story.

Leo's character attacked and left for dead out in the snowy woods, he eventually makes his way back to confront his would-be killer. That's what I got from the preview I saw.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (NOIQH)



Different movie.

That, I think, refers to the non-rapey, old-fashioned family friendly bear mauling* in

"Backcountry".




*- not family friendly. It's nightmare fuel.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2015 11:27 AM (0cMkb)

535 Not when the shooting starts.


*fistbump*

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:27 AM (evdj2)

536 Um, why wouldn't Trump get the vast majority of mentions and interest on this blog?

He's the front runner, he's been the front runner from day one, he pretty much set the agenda for this election cycle, he's the main driver of news stories and the main driver of interest in the GOP candidates.

Imagine what this campaign cycle would be like if Trump wasn't in the race?

Posted by: Kreplach at December 02, 2015 11:27 AM (Z/0sh)

537 The % of gun owners is shrinking. Which is why the Democrats aren't afraid of going full blown gun ban anymore.

Simple example again:

100 people

Scenario 1: 50% of people own 1 gun each. So 50 guns and 50% ownership.

Scenario 2: 25% of people own 3 guns each. So 75 guns, and 25% ownership.

The 1970s was Scenario 1, today is Scenario 2.

And politically speaking the 25% is what matters, not the 75 guns.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:27 AM (0LHZx)

538 Media and republicans can't understand how all Trumps "scandals" haven't taken him down. Yet the same press, and republicans, laud Hillary and give her awards and medals

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 11:27 AM (zOTsN)

539 516 Whose impeachment?

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 11:24 AM (dbC6X)
----------------------------------------------------
SCOAMF.

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 11:27 AM (EPaen)

540 520 I know you were joking, unfortunately it is true , I can't spell and typing is hit or moss
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:21 AM (gf8BH)


Dammit! I am trying to think of some way to get a fish pun out of moss and I can't think of anything.

Here. Lemme Hordesource that out.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:24 AM (mf5HN)


I was going to go for something like...


I'm sorry, you are in violation of the AOS stylebook regulations.

You mentioned Moss... ie Kate Moss, with no attached semi nude Photos.

Please report to the re-education Barrel.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 02, 2015 11:28 AM (qh617)

541 537 citation please

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 11:28 AM (FfVIs)

542 By "bear" did they mean older homosexual director and by "rape" did they mean DiCaprio acquiescing to sex with said director for a part in a film?
Posted by: Sphynx at December 02, 2015 11:26 AM (OZmbA)



No.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:28 AM (mf5HN)

543 How do you say "Yes means yes" in bear?

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at December 02, 2015 11:28 AM (E5UB0)

544 Imagine what this campaign cycle would be like if Trump wasn't in the race?

Posted by: Kreplach at December 02, 2015 11:27 AM (Z/0sh)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 11:28 AM (fWAjv)

545 Too many guns is un-possible>>>

He said before loading his canoe.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 02, 2015 11:29 AM (XtAzU)

546 "Last thing i saw was the monkey trying to put the cork back in"

Posted by: just the puncline at December 02, 2015 11:29 AM (326rv)

547 Climate change is causing a massive increase in bear rapes.

Posted by: All Gore at December 02, 2015 11:29 AM (1BQGO)

548 SCOAMF.
Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 11:27 AM


Dude. Duuuuuude.

Ol' Jim won't be able to sit next to The Corpulent Captain on "Blogger's Row" ever, ever again.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 02, 2015 11:29 AM (dbC6X)

549 Dana Milbank is a dude.

How can you tell?
Posted by: OregonMuse


Pull down his genes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 11:29 AM (FkBIv)

550 Media and republicans can't understand how all Trumps "scandals" haven't taken him down. Yet the same press, and republicans, laud Hillary and give her awards and medals

-
Trumps a liar because there were only 999 celebrating Muslims but Hillary! is honest despite nobody remembering the last time she told the truth.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 11:29 AM (IWLe1)

551 actually, I consider myself quite lucky.

Posted by: the rabbit with bear poo on his fur at December 02, 2015 11:29 AM (Zmat4)

552
Errr, your original assertion at 245 was that the NUMBER of gun owners isn't increasing. Then at your 357, you cited a poll showing that the PERCENTAGE of gun owning households (as opposed to the original assertion of gun owners) was static or decreasing.

Leaving aside the question of the poll's veracity, you really need to make up your mind. Is your argument based on numbers or percentages? Gun owners or gun owning households?

Who put those goal posts on the Roomba?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 11:29 AM (gwpf+)

553 You couldn't kill it with fire at this point.

Fire can't melt bears.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 11:30 AM (LUgeY)

554 Dana Milbank is a dude.

How can you tell?
Posted by: OregonMuse

Pull down his genes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.

now THIS is nightmare fuel.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:30 AM (326rv)

555 Quit pawing me!

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at December 02, 2015 11:30 AM (E5UB0)

556 FTSB: Has the president lost his ability to discharge the powers and duties of office?



I think I will take this tack with Democrats. *shakes head sadly* The President is losing his marbles. It's a shame. *shakes head sadly*

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:30 AM (evdj2)

557 538 Yet the same press, and republicans, laud Hillary and give her awards and medals

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 11:27 AM (zOTsN)
-------------------------------------------------

And your issue is?

Posted by: Jeb! at December 02, 2015 11:30 AM (EPaen)

558 Hey Brewer: about drilling to the mantle, we don't know what's down beneath us that far. We know even less about that than we do long term, global climate issues. Its just speculation and guess work with computer models.

The only difference is, nobody is demanding we change our lifestyles, cripple the economy, and impose global socialism based on the guesswork.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 11:30 AM (39g3+)

559 Will you at least let me be on top?

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at December 02, 2015 11:31 AM (E5UB0)

560
citation please

Do you have any idea where you are??

We don't do citations, links, facts, etc. here.

THIS. IS. A.o.S. H. Q.

Do Your Own Goddam Research.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 11:31 AM (goLPg)

561
#556

What is FTSB?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 11:31 AM (No/ki)

562 The bear necessities the simple bear necessities!

- Baloo

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 11:31 AM (IWLe1)

563 "We will humor you this time for the halibut. "


Cod we not do this today....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 11:31 AM (LA7Cm)

564 Dammit BWB.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 11:31 AM (XiVKO)

565
Really, now.

You think this is wikifarkingpedia??

Wikispades??

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 11:31 AM (goLPg)

566 First it was numbers

Then it was percentages

And now it doesn't matter because opinion

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 11:31 AM (zOTsN)

567 Will you at least let me be on top?
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio

-
So reverse cowgirl?

- Baloo

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 11:32 AM (IWLe1)

568 But a 'shrinking number of shooters' wouldn't be spurring the high demand for new public and firearms training centers and ranges across the nation, including the new million-million-dollar phenomenon known as 'guntry clubs,' which are popping up in metropolitan areas around the nation. Nor would a declining number of shooters be able to support the increased number of firearms instructors, many of whom are selling out classes months in advance and who are adding courses to their calendars to meet demand.

Sorry moo. Reality trumps polls.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 11:32 AM (fWAjv)

569
citation please

Do you have any idea where you are??

We don't do citations, links, facts, etc. here.

THIS. IS. A.o.S. H. Q.

Do Your Own Goddam Research.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 11:31 AM (goLPg)







Which of course, flies in the face of Rule #2 of AoSHQ: Never, never, never Google something you heard of here at the HQ.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 11:32 AM (gwpf+)

570 "[Akin] had the worst polling number of the three Republicans, in a primary
to take down one of the most vulnerable incumbent Senators."

If memory serves, Air Claire's campaign manager fessed up after the Akin implosion that Akin had been by far their favorite candidate out of the three to run against, and that the McCaskill team had spun up a quiet but extensive crossover voting effort specifically to get Akin installed for McCaskill to run against. A prerogative of secure incumbents with no primary opposition of their own.

You have to imagine that this was said with a cat-that-ate-the-canary smile.

Not only was Akin a weak opponent, but even the Democrats could not have imagined how amazingly he would implode. He not only took out himself with spectacular effect, but he also did collateral damage up and down the ticket, and did it nationally.

Remember that Akin had a DOUBLE DIGIT LEAD over McCaskill and could have easily coasted to victory. His disastrous television interview? Akin himself _actively sought that out_. Because he had very important insights to convey to the public about how pregnancies could not result from "legitimate rape". Facepalm.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 11:32 AM (noWW6)

571 Chariots of the ... Cods???

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:32 AM (evdj2)

572 Wasn't being raped by black bears the theme of Decrappio's last movie too? That Jango thing?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2015 11:32 AM (Dj0WE)

573 M-M-M-MATT DAMON!!

Posted by: Matt Damon! at December 02, 2015 11:32 AM (ukNFU)

574 " You couldn't kill it with fire at this point.

Fire can't melt bears."




Zackly.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 11:32 AM (LA7Cm)

575 "House Masters At Harvard Agree To Change Their Title Because It Reminds Students Of Slavery"




I wonder if any of the snowflakes have any idea about slavery in this country or any other. I'll bet any money half of them don't know what years the Civil War was fought.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2015 11:33 AM (493sH)

576 Ad Serv or Google has some kind of great context-sensitive advertising engine. It is missing just a little nuance, though.

I was just shown a Mercedes Benz ad on the front page, and it featured a bear.

Posted by: Jeb! at December 02, 2015 11:33 AM (EPaen)

577 547 Climate change is causing a massive increase in bear rapes.

Posted by: All Gore at December 02, 2015 11:29 AM (1BQGO)


Clearly, we need to put an end to bear rape culture. This is not who we are.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 02, 2015 11:33 AM (Zmat4)

578 I'm in ur Jellystone Park
Rapin ur pic-a-nic basket

Posted by: Yogi at December 02, 2015 11:33 AM (oVJmc)

579 567 Will you at least let me be on top?
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio

-
So reverse cowgirl?

- Baloo
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 11:32 AM (IWLe1

Give it to me Grizzly style
Posted by: Leo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian at December 02, 2015 11:33 AM (OLNwX)

580 But that's the problem, Trump did not have to exaggerate to make his point.Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (jl269)


But that's how he talks. Stream of consciousness. Disjointed sentences. It's a little difficult to tell when he's talking about something which happened on the west bank, where there were thousands. Because he then jumps to talking about the NYC area.

I think he likes to talk. I personally don't. If I talked as much as he does I'd pass out because I can't work that breathing thing in properly. So I just about pass out.

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 11:33 AM (7v/r5)

581
561
#556

What is FTSB?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 11:31 AM (No/ki)






Fuck The Stinking Bear

Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at December 02, 2015 11:33 AM (gwpf+)

582 If the number of shooters has stayed the same where has all the ammo gone?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 02, 2015 11:34 AM (XtAzU)

583 "And now it doesn't matter because opinion"


It's a waste of time every time.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 11:34 AM (LA7Cm)

584 Why is everybody looking at me?

- Grizzly Adams

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 11:34 AM (IWLe1)

585 Did you wake up this morning and get yourself a beer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 11:22 AM (FkBIv)

I did not. Which, in retrospect, was a terrible mistake.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:34 AM (kpqmD)

586 Who put those goal posts on the Roomba?



Pure fucking poetry.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 11:34 AM (FZxI4)

587
Remember that Akin had a DOUBLE DIGIT LEAD over McCaskill and could have easily coasted to victory. His disastrous television interview? Akin himself _actively sought that out_. Because he had very important insights to convey to the public about how pregnancies could not result from "legitimate rape". Facepalm.
Posted by: torquewrench

Also note that voters in MO voted for Romney over JEF and shit canned Akin simultaneously.

But mini-moo's grasp of politics is as sound as.......his grasp on his own assertion.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:35 AM (326rv)

588 It takes a bear to make people take notice. Shame.

Posted by: The Coreys at December 02, 2015 11:35 AM (l3vZN)

589 FromTheSideBar

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:35 AM (evdj2)

590 What is the number of former gun owners who have given up ownership? What is the number of new gun owners? You might want to evaluate that ratio in conjunction with population change . Common sense tells you gun ownership has not decreased.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 02, 2015 11:35 AM (jl269)

591 If the number of shooters has stayed the same where has all the ammo gone?


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:36 AM (evdj2)

592 If the number of shooters has stayed the same where has all the ammo gone?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 02, 2015 11:34 AM (XtAzU)

The Agriculture Department. Didn't you get that memo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:36 AM (gf8BH)

593 I wonder if any of the snowflakes have any idea about slavery in this country or any other.

I'll bet any money half of them don't know what years the Civil War was fought.



1 or 2?
1 - 1861 - 1865
2 - 2016 - ??

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 11:36 AM (FZxI4)

594 If the number of shooters has stayed the same where has all the ammo gone?
Posted by: Buzzsaw

They're shooting with both hands.

Posted by: mini-moo at December 02, 2015 11:36 AM (326rv)

595 Relax. They don't call me Gentle Ben for nothing.

- Gentle Ben

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 11:36 AM (IWLe1)

596 If the number of shooters has stayed the same where has all the ammo gone?

Into Michael Brown?

Posted by: Yogi at December 02, 2015 11:36 AM (oVJmc)

597 >>Yet the same press, and republicans, laud Hillary and give her awards and medals

And cannot name one accomplishment.
It's all "first woman" this and traveled X miles that, but no actual, measurable thing she did as SoS. Or in the Senate, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 11:37 AM (NOIQH)

598 582 If the number of shooters has stayed the same where has all the ammo gone?


Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 02, 2015 11:34 AM (XtAzU)


Where has all the ammo gone...
Long time passing...
Where has all the ammo gone..
Long long time.. ago...
Where has all the ammo gone...
Shot into hippies, everyone...

When will they ever learn?
Oh when will they, ever learn....

Posted by: Future Folk Song at December 02, 2015 11:37 AM (qh617)

599
And politically speaking the 25% is what matters, not the 75 guns.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at December 02, 2015 11:27 AM (0LHZx

That shouldn't make a cop nervous when he goes to a house to confiscate said gun.

///

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian at December 02, 2015 11:37 AM (OLNwX)

600 >>not talking about bangers.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 11:19 AM (Z/8dZ)

I don't know what the stats say, but the Mexicans I know certainly own guns.

Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 11:37 AM (6bwY+)

601 Has the president lost his ability to discharge the powers and duties of office?

He makes a pretty good case here. Obama seems to be tracking like a madman who is becoming gradually disassociated with reality.

I hadn't heard that line about fish swimming through downtown Miami, that was just... is he on acid?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 11:37 AM (39g3+)

602 Do you have any idea where you are??

We don't do citations, links, facts, etc. here.

THIS. IS. A.o.S. H. Q.

Do Your Own Goddam Research.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 11:31 AM (goLPg

-----------

I find your mien offensive and demand satisfaction. Meet me behind the sidebar at four o'clock and bring a long, wooden box.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 11:37 AM (FfVIs)

603 If memory serves, Air Claire's campaign manager fessed up after the Akin implosion that Akin had been by far their favorite candidate out of the three to run against, and that the McCaskill team had spun up a quiet but extensive crossover voting effort specifically to get Akin installed for McCaskill to run against. A prerogative of secure incumbents with no primary opposition of their own.

You have to imagine that this was said with a cat-that-ate-the-canary smile.

Not only was Akin a weak opponent, but even the Democrats could not have imagined how amazingly he would implode. He not only took out himself with spectacular effect, but he also did collateral damage up and down the ticket, and did it nationally.

Remember that Akin had a DOUBLE DIGIT LEAD over McCaskill and could have easily coasted to victory. His disastrous television interview? Akin himself _actively sought that out_. Because he had very important insights to convey to the public about how pregnancies could not result from "legitimate rape". Facepalm.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 11:32 AM (noWW6)


We're going to settle this here: Mccaskill is a lying sack of shit. She didn't cause Akin to win that Primary. He won because he was a sitting Congressman, which means he had name recognition and "credibility" the other two candidates did not have.


He won because pretty much nobody outside his Congressional district (mine) knew what a nutbag he was. In a three way race, he barely squeaked out a win.


He had a vague reputation as a religion guy, and I suppose there were people like Huckleberry hawking for him, which means the downstate religious right types would have pushed him over the edge, if anybody did.


But Mccaskill had nothing to do with his win.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2015 11:37 AM (Dj0WE)

604 "Future Folk Song at"

LOL! That was *exactly* what i was thinking as well.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 11:37 AM (Z/8dZ)

605 I know you were joking, unfortunately it is true , I can't spell and typing is hit or moss
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:21 AM (gf8BH)


I'm lichen this more and more.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:38 AM (kpqmD)

606 He said before loading his canoe.

===

Which brings in the possibility people aren't being truthful for some reason when polled about gun ownership.

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 11:38 AM (3ZtZW)

607 I've done my part to help maintain the ammo shortage.

Have YOU?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 11:38 AM (XiVKO)

608 Putin is the bear, Obama is the rabbit

www.funny-joke-pictures.com/2013/04/funny-bear-rabbit-fur-poo-joke-cartoon.html

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 02, 2015 11:39 AM (wtkzU)

609 >>Common sense tells you gun ownership has not decreased.

I can only speak anecdotally, but my hubby has assisted 5 family members in purchasing a handgun since O was elected.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 11:39 AM (NOIQH)

610 Have YOU?


Mrs928 has asked me on more than one occasion, when large heavy packages have arrived, if I am starting my own militia.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:39 AM (evdj2)

611 582 If the number of shooters has stayed the same where has all the ammo gone?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 02, 2015 11:34 AM (XtAzU)

17 percent went to 247 people which in the 1970's would be equivalent to 132.47 people or 57 percent of gun owning population therefore showing a net decrease in potato.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 11:39 AM (fWAjv)

612 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUkvC59vidw

Yeah you can 3d print weapons. I wonder how far along our various SWAT-endowed federal bureaus are with adoption of this technology.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 11:40 AM (FfVIs)

613
You misunderstand. Leo wasn't raped by a bear he was raped by a 'Bear' and is now his cub...

Posted by: CHARLIE SHINE at December 02, 2015 11:40 AM (gGltq)

614
Percentages is an Evil White Man construct!

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 02, 2015 11:40 AM (RcpcZ)

615 17 percent went to 247 people which in the 1970's would be equivalent to 132.47 people or 57 percent of gun owning population therefore showing a net decrease in potato.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 11:39 AM (fWAjv)

Goddamn Common Core math...

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:40 AM (kpqmD)

616 The thread is getting bogged down.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2015 11:41 AM (2cS/G)

617 Mrs. Chupacabra just shrugs when those 50-100 pound boxes show up on our doorstep anymore.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 11:41 AM (XiVKO)

618 I have a friend. He has his own company, about 300 people. He has had three CCHL classes held at the work place for his employees who want it

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 11:41 AM (zOTsN)

619
You bastards, I keep searching in the lake and I can't find any guns you lost.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 11:41 AM (ODxAs)

620
Goddamn Common Core math...
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016

I'm using hollow core math.

Posted by: mini-moo at December 02, 2015 11:41 AM (326rv)

621
Bear rape is an Evil White Man construct!

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 02, 2015 11:41 AM (RcpcZ)

622 Baltimore: Opening statements could begin this afternoon in the Porter trial, which now has its jury.

Let the trial begin, black cop, mostly black jury..........

Posted by: Colin at December 02, 2015 11:41 AM (T3Tpd)

623 599: MH Another job interview for me. This sucks!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2015 11:41 AM (ucDmr)

624 Mrs. Chupacabra just shrugs when those 50-100 pound boxes show up on our doorstep anymore.


The groaning from the attic joists sounds like the moans of the damned.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:42 AM (evdj2)

625 >>50% of people

The data you quoted was households not people.

Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 11:42 AM (6bwY+)

626 "17 percent went to 247 people which in the 1970's would be equivalent to 132.47 people or 57 percent of gun owning population therefore showing a net decrease in potato."



Nobody can lay it out in plain English like that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2015 11:42 AM (LA7Cm)

627 I think this'll be the last of the 100 pound orders though. The new year will be the year of learning to reload.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 11:42 AM (XiVKO)

628 607: " I've done my part to help maintain the ammo shortage. Have YOU?"

Unless you are my UPS guy, the answer is....NO.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 11:43 AM (UPYPp)

629 623 599: MH Another job interview for me. This sucks!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2015 11:41 AM (ucDmr

Sounds as if you are working too hard getting apps and resumes out there.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian at December 02, 2015 11:43 AM (OLNwX)

630 611 582 If the number of shooters has stayed the same where has all the ammo gone?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 02, 2015 11:34 AM (XtAzU)

17 percent went to 247 people which in the 1970's would be equivalent to 132.47 people or 57 percent of gun owning population therefore showing a net decrease in potato.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 11:39 AM (fWAjv)

If there are less gun owners, as a percentage, how can there be more ammo fired?

1. Cops are using all the ammo to kill Blacks.
2. The Military industrial Complex is selling ammo poor third World Nations.
3. Catelyn Jenner, the Bravest Person in America, is training for the Modern Pentathlon Womens Division.
4. RAAAAACISM.

Posted by: Common Core Math Problem at December 02, 2015 11:44 AM (qh617)

631 "He had a vague reputation as a religion guy, and I suppose there
were people like Huckleberry hawking for him, which means the downstate
religious right types would have pushed him over the edge, if anybody
did."

The completely insane part was even after Akin put the grenade in his mouth and pulled the pin, and went from 12 points up to 20 points down in one polling cycle, there were various prominent socon figures (notably Tony Perkins of FRC) actively urging Akin to stay in the race, and that his faith was "being tested" by God, and that final victory was supernaturally assured if Akin remained steadfast.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 11:44 AM (noWW6)

632 622 Baltimore: Opening statements could begin this afternoon in the Porter trial, which now has its jury.

Let the trial begin, black cop, mostly black jury..........
Posted by: Colin at December 02, 2015 11:41 AM (T3Tpd

Let the trial begin, Uncle Tom cop, mostly black jury.......
FIFY

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian at December 02, 2015 11:44 AM (OLNwX)

633 >>Has the president lost his ability to discharge the powers and duties of office?


If his speech and press conference in Mali (?) right after the Paris shootings is any indication, YES. His performance was disturbing. Not just pauses and 'ums", but uncomfortably long pauses in the middle of what should have been a single thought. Seriously started to wonder if he had a mic in his ear and the delays were to absorb what Val or whomever was telling him to say. Also, grasping for common national security words and phrases, indicating (to me) that he lacks familiarity with the subject - no doubt because he skips more daily national security briefings than he attends, and only sporadically meets w/Joint Chiefs, etc.

He is not only out of touch, but disinterested in learning anything new, anything that challenges his set views and beliefs.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 11:44 AM (NOIQH)

634 629: Have to send four a week to get UC.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2015 11:44 AM (ucDmr)

635 A seal impression of King Hezekiah (698-727 BCE) was discovered at the foot of the southern wall of the Temple Mount, the first time a seal of an Israelite or Judean king was ever exposed in situ in a scientific archaeological excavation.


But the Palis still contend there were no Jews there till 1900?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:45 AM (gf8BH)

636 I'll bet any money half of them don't know what years the Civil War was fought.

I'm sure you could get at least half of the people you asked to guess it was during the 50's and 60's.

From sidebar:

Start by firing the dog shooters--the ones who clearly kill without adequate provocation and then lie about it: "I felt threatened." Really? Does the postman feel threatened? Does the meter-reader? Somehow they do it every day without killing pets. But there is a type of cop who is dying to discharge that weapon, and when they get that badge, they fire away.

Yeah, I agree. I think dog lovers are a bit unwilling to admit that their lovable pooch can actually be a lethal threat to an invader, but cops do gun these things down way too quickly and willingly. To a certain extent, I get it: the mailman doesn't need to control the situation and everyone in it instantly to save his own life and protect others. Door to door salesmen aren't trying to arrest bad guys so they have more time and flexibility to control a pet.

But cops go to the gun way too easily against a dog, just to get everything under control.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 11:45 AM (39g3+)

637 I have another friend whose father just got his CCHL. He's about 80

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2015 11:45 AM (zOTsN)

638 There really should be a UPS Guy appreciation day.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 11:46 AM (XiVKO)

639 The NYT is getting closer to capitulation. Today they published a column entitled "Anyone But Ted Cruz!".

Posted by: MTF at December 02, 2015 11:46 AM (EPaen)

640 619
You bastards, I keep searching in the lake and I can't find any guns you lost.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2015 11:41 AM (ODxAs

Biodegradable?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian at December 02, 2015 11:46 AM (OLNwX)

641 Burgdorf needs to work on his focusing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2015 11:46 AM (9mTYi)

642 Hillary, the Whore Abhorrent.

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at December 02, 2015 11:46 AM (wKcQA)

643 Here's some topical art!


http://is.gd/9Of2jr

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at December 02, 2015 11:47 AM (3ZtZW)

644 638 There really should be a UPS Guy appreciation day.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 11:46 AM (XiVKO

Its called payday and benefits that most private sector people dont get

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian at December 02, 2015 11:47 AM (OLNwX)

645 Can I ask why(respectfully and with a winning smile because I don't want to be flamed ;^)
why we have to have this discussion about the Akin every two months or whenever Le Monsieur is on the board?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 11:47 AM (No/ki)

646 Belgain FM postpones Israel trip after Netanyahu cold shoulder
Foreign minister who led the charge for product labeling in the EU postpones his visit to Jerusalem after PM refuses to meet with him.



Belgian Foreign Minister Didier Reynders has postponed a planned visit to Israel this week after it was made clear to him that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu refused to meet him over Belgium's support of labeling settlements goods.



Reynders is the first European foreign minister to pay the price for the new Foreign Ministry measures, first reported in Yedioth Aharonth, taken against the countries that supported the EU decision to label settlement goods. Among other things, a decision was made to limit meetings with ministers and delegations from these countries during visits to Israel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:48 AM (gf8BH)

647 638: " There really should be a UPS Guy appreciation day.'

Word. Ever since I signed up for Prime, my UPS Guy has earned his paycheck.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 11:48 AM (UPYPp)

648 My UPS guy has my cell phone number in his truck.

That's service.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:48 AM (evdj2)

649 why we have to have this discussion about the Akin every two months or whenever Le Monsieur is on the board?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

because Mini-moo, in his infinite wisdom, chose to bandy about the lie that our problem is 'so-cons' and 'truc- cons' and used it in his nic.

it was at least as brilliant an idea as his latest gem.

We'd like to think that this is the last we've seen of it, but it's like a zombie movie staged in a pr-school.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:50 AM (326rv)

650 Wasn't being raped by black bears the theme of Decrappio's last movie too? That Jango thing?
Posted by: BurtTC


Did he play guitar.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 11:50 AM (FkBIv)

651 I'll still never get over being frustrated with how a Republican can say one nutty or questionable thing and have the rug yanked out from under them forever damaging the entire party, but Democrats can vomit insane and extremist crap all day long and nobody seems to care or even have it affect any votes.

I think that's why a lot of folks admire Donald Trump. He's said at least ten things this campaign that would have cratered anyone else and his response is "yeah? F--- you" when called on it. And it works.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 11:50 AM (39g3+)

652
I think we scared off the pinata.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 11:50 AM (gwpf+)

653 If his speech and press conference in Mali (?) right after the Paris shootings is any indication, YES. His performance was disturbing. Not just pauses and 'ums", but uncomfortably long pauses in the middle of what should have been a single thought. Seriously started to wonder if he had a mic in his ear and the delays were to absorb what Val or whomever was telling him to say. Also, grasping for common national security words and phrases, indicating (to me) that he lacks familiarity with the subject - no doubt because he skips more daily national security briefings than he attends, and only sporadically meets w/Joint Chiefs, etc.

He is not only out of touch, but disinterested in learning anything new, anything that challenges his set views and beliefs.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 11:44 AM (NOIQH)



There have been a couple of stories floating around that foreign governments have been asking what the procedures are for removing a US President due to mental incapacity because the assessment is that Obama is seriously mentally ill. Now, that needs to be taken with an entire lick of salt, but there you have it.

All of the UPS guys who deliver to our office are fantastic.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:50 AM (mf5HN)

654 Amen, Fenelon!

I am so freakin' tired of the Akin rehash, especially when there are so many cray-cray Democrats *in office*. So, the GOP had one stupid candidate who said some really stupid, nonsensical stuff about rape.

Move on. Akin does not represent the party, or conservatives.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 11:51 AM (NOIQH)

655 652
I think we scared off the pinata.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 11:50 AM (gwpf+)

Good thing we have a plethora.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:51 AM (kpqmD)

656 The completely insane part was even after Akin put the grenade in his mouth and pulled the pin, and went from 12 points up to 20 points down in one polling cycle, there were various prominent socon figures (notably Tony Perkins of FRC) actively urging Akin to stay in the race, and that his faith was "being tested" by God, and that final victory was supernaturally assured if Akin remained steadfast.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 11:44 AM (noWW6)


There was one prominent newspaper guy saying they were hoping Akin would win the primary, because they had tons of "good" quotes from him they intended to dredge up.


Essentially he took all the fun out of it for them, because he did it all himself in one fell swoop.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2015 11:51 AM (Dj0WE)

657 Seiki SE42UM 42" 2160p 60Hz LED TV - 4K Ultra HD, 3840 x 2160 http://is.gd/OpoedT


$249.99 After Rebate While Supplies Last.



I am unfamiliar with Seiki but this is very interesting

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:51 AM (evdj2)

658 We'd like to think that this is the last we've seen of it, but it's like a zombie movie staged in a pr-school.

LOL. Well, his bit about so-cons is just a bait, of course.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 11:51 AM (No/ki)

659 The growth in the number of self-declared vegans in the U.S. correlates almost exactly with the number of gun deaths. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2015 11:52 AM (9mTYi)

660 I'd buy a gun but I can't afford one or a crate of bullets like you guys seem to routinely get. I have to use the money for stuff like food and internet connection. I'm unarmed, sickly, and none of my best skills are any use in a apocalyptic situation. I'll be one of the casualties of roaming bands of marauders, beaten and shot to death for the meager goods in the house.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 11:52 AM (39g3+)

661 Morning all. Has obama be-clowned Himself today?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 11:52 AM (/dSsq)

662 You bastards, I keep searching in the lake and I can't find any guns you lost.



My lake dried up over the summer. I went back and they were all gone!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 11:52 AM (FZxI4)

663 Wasn't being raped by black bears the theme of Decrappio's last movie too? That Jango thing?
Posted by: BurtTC

Did he play guitar.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 11:50 AM (FkBIv)


I think that was Rango, the Johnny Depp lizard movie.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2015 11:53 AM (Dj0WE)

664 Well, his bit about so-cons is just a bait, of course.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I had thought that, until i watched him trying to lecture God and everyone about taxation and now this.

Now, I'm opting for stuck on stupid.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:53 AM (326rv)

665 I talked my wife into getting herself some pepper spray, with the possibility of her getting a Taser sometime in the future. A handgun might be a bridge too far, but that's the long-term goal. She jogs in a park in the morning, is at home alone on nights I have games, and teaches at a college that has had it's share of "incidents", pepper spray is better than nothing, I guess.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2015 11:54 AM (2cS/G)

666 664 Well, his bit about so-cons is just a bait, of course.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I had thought that, until i watched him trying to lecture God and everyone about taxation and now this.

Now, I'm opting for stuck on stupid.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2015 11:53 AM (326rv)

He just like to keep raping that bugbear.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:54 AM (kpqmD)

667 There have been a couple of stories floating around that foreign governments have been asking what the procedures are for removing a US President due to mental incapacity because the assessment is that Obama is seriously mentally ill.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:50 AM (mf5HN)


Psst. Hey. So uh, look, apparently I'm not supposed to say this, but
*looks all around wildly*
Could you give me a link to this? A citation?
*scratches link-clicking finger furiously*
I need to know where you got that scoop

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 11:54 AM (FfVIs)

668 Iowahawk has the comedy gold about Obama in Paris

http://bit.ly/1NHE2gK

via Insty

/still laughing

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 11:54 AM (ZIvXv)

669 There have been a couple of stories floating around that foreign governments have been asking what the procedures are for removing a US President due to mental incapacity because the assessment is that Obama is seriously mentally ill. Now, that needs to be taken with an entire lick of salt, but there you have it.


Our press hasn't rushed to call these foreign leaders "RACIST!!!!!!1111Eleventy" yet? They're not doing their jobs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 11:54 AM (LUgeY)

670 The growth in the number of self-declared vegans in the U.S. correlates almost exactly with the number of gun deaths.

Drudge had a good link recently to a story about people who eat themselves weak and sick by trying to eat "clean." Basically they keep cutting out nutrients by rejecting one food after another as not being clean and it turns into an obsession that starves them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 11:55 AM (39g3+)

671 especially when there are so many cray-cray Democrats *in office*.

Yeah, Grayson, McKinney, Lee, Hank Johnson et al keep going and going and going.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 11:55 AM (FkBIv)

672 Say, speaking of gun polls...


How have ammunition sales been over the past 8 years.....?

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 02, 2015 11:55 AM (eytER)

673 I think that's why a lot of folks admire Donald Trump. He's said at least ten things this campaign that would have cratered anyone else and his response is "yeah? F--- you" when called on it. And it works.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 11:50 AM (39g3+)





This.

I mean, the dude's fucking clown. But I. Don't. Care. Finally, someone runs for the GOP nomination with balls.

Yeah, if elected he'll probably turn on us. But the electoral carnage he's leaving behind is exquisite.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 11:55 AM (gwpf+)

674 But cops go to the gun way too easily against a dog, just to get everything under control.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 11:45 AM (39g3+)


Fire any cop who pulls their gun, instead of their Tazer, on a dog..

I know Tazer are more dangerous for dogs, than humans, but its still better than a bullet.

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 02, 2015 11:55 AM (qh617)

675 659 The growth in the number of self-declared vegans in the U.S. correlates almost exactly with the number of gun deaths. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2015 11:52 AM (9mTYi

Suicide, life isn't worth living if you can't have a steak?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian at December 02, 2015 11:55 AM (OLNwX)

676 Iowahawk has the comedy gold about Obama in Paris

I think My favorite was the one about fish swimming down the streets of Miami because..... CLIMATE CHANGE!

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 11:55 AM (/dSsq)

677 There have been a couple of stories floating around that foreign governments have been asking what the procedures are for removing a US President due to mental incapacity because the assessment is that Obama is seriously mentally ill. Now, that needs to be taken with an entire lick of salt, but there you have it.

I'd hate to be the doc to make that call. The pressure to do the right thing vs the threats from people willing to abuse power to keep a madman in office for their own purposes...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 11:55 AM (9krrF)

678 Now, I'm opting for stuck on stupid.


Like a Honest Abe aphorism come to life.

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:55 AM (evdj2)

679 Yes! The comment of The Beast!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 11:56 AM (kpqmD)

680 So, the GOP had one stupid candidate who said some really stupid, nonsensical stuff about rape.

Move on. Akin does not represent the party, or conservatives.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 11:51 AM (NOIQH)


Except it wasn't just one. Weeks later, Morlock (or whatever his name was), from Indiana, pretty much doubled down on Akin's stupid.


You're right though. Akin is something of a lost breed. The Gope is now more filled with illegal immigrant loving phonies, who tend to view the religious types as icky, backwater types they would rather not associate with.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2015 11:56 AM (Dj0WE)

681 Report: Paris Terror Attack Suspect Back In Syria



Unreal.

Weasel Zippers

Some Border control they have there in Europe and Turkey ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:56 AM (gf8BH)

682 Yeah, if elected he'll probably turn on us. But the electoral carnage he's leaving behind is exquisite.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 11:55 AM (gwpf+)


Donald Trump is Political SMOD....

Posted by: BB Wolf at December 02, 2015 11:57 AM (qh617)

683 I'd buy a gun but I can't afford one or a crate of bullets like you guys seem to routinely get. I have to use the money for stuff like food and internet connection. I'm unarmed, sickly, and none of my best skills are any use in a apocalyptic situation. I'll be one of the casualties of roaming bands of marauders, beaten and shot to death for the meager goods in the house.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor

*rests hand on shoulder*

I'll make sure your death is quick and relatively painless.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson the Merciful at December 02, 2015 11:57 AM (/ciMI)

684 It's a moron trifecta! Brave woman, hot islamic debate and eye candy-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyPTHoWgcUI

Posted by: typo dynamofo at December 02, 2015 11:57 AM (ZY2zO)

685 He just like to keep raping that bugbear.

What, I'm not good enough for him anymore?

Posted by: The Chicken at December 02, 2015 11:57 AM (9krrF)

686 There have been a couple of stories floating around that foreign governments have been asking what the procedures are for removing a US President due to mental incapacity because the assessment is that Obama is seriously mentally ill.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:50 AM (mf5HN)

that's actually terrifying to ponder.

and tea.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 11:57 AM (jOumW)

687
$249.99 After Rebate While Supplies Last.

Looks like free shipping, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 11:58 AM (goLPg)

688 Oh good willow's here

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 11:58 AM (FfVIs)

689 Some Border control they have there in Europe and Turkey ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:56 AM (gf8BH)

similar to all the western countries borders at this point. Can't be allowed any security or national sovereignty in the brave new world

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 11:59 AM (jOumW)

690 Has the president lost his ability to discharge the powers and duties of office?

-
If the definition of psychosis is being out of touch with reality, Obozo is crazy.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 11:59 AM (IWLe1)

691 Looks like free shipping, too.


Indeed. Is anyone familiar with Seiki?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 11:59 AM (evdj2)

692 Cops should be required to carry some dog biscuits at all times.

Problem=solved

Posted by: Turd Ferguson the Wise at December 02, 2015 11:59 AM (/ciMI)

693 Oh good willow's her

Help Us Obi-Wan Willow... You're Our only hope....

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 11:59 AM (/dSsq)

694 o sure you just want the thread to disappear

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 11:59 AM (jOumW)

695 My UPS man does my mommy.

Posted by: Ike Broflovski at December 02, 2015 11:59 AM (RcpcZ)

696 If the definition of psychosis is being out of touch with reality, Obozo is crazy.

Not to mention 98% of the other Democrats and 70% of the GOP.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 12:00 PM (9krrF)

697 There have been a couple of stories floating around that foreign governments have been asking what the procedures are for removing a US President due to mental incapacity because the assessment is that Obama is seriously mentally ill.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:50 AM (mf5HN)

Haven't seen those stories. Obama's public face is of someone with an Axis II Cluster B personality disorder for sure. I can only imagine what he's like when the cameras aren't on him.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 12:00 PM (kpqmD)

698 I'm unarmed, sickly, and none of my best skills are any use in a apocalyptic situation. I'll be one of the casualties of roaming bands of marauders, beaten and shot to death for the meager goods in the house.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 11:52 AM (39g3+)

I made a similar comment here once about being too old to do much once the SHTF, and someone did remind me of the need to help reload, so there's that skill, and I'm sure protection as a result.

Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 12:01 PM (rkBpl)

699 655 652
I think we scared off the pinata.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 11:50 AM (gwpf+)

Good thing we have a plethora.



A veritable profusion of pinatas!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 12:01 PM (FZxI4)

700 >>Iowahawk has the comedy gold about Obama in Paris


Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 12:01 PM (NOIQH)

701

I bought my first dongle yesterday.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 12:01 PM (goLPg)

702 Posted by: Christopher Taylor

I'm in the same boat, Christopher, but in this case there was no"Unfortunate boating accident" and I don't even have a gun. We can keep each other company and talk theology until the zombies eat our brains. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 12:01 PM (No/ki)

703 but what about Me!?

good morning moron hordelings, hopefully today i will keep my equilibrium. ran 4 blocks today better than yesterday but certainly not adequate.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 12:01 PM (jOumW)

704 The problem with declaring President Obama incompetent for office is... the next guy in line is demonstrably incompetent as well.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 12:01 PM (39g3+)

705 Ha

Goal posts on a Roomba

Posted by: Yo! at December 02, 2015 12:02 PM (GwIKd)

706 /still laughing

Oh shit that was funny.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 12:02 PM (LUgeY)

707 701

I bought my first dongle yesterday.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 12:01 PM (goLPg)

Should have come to me first, I would have just given you one.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at December 02, 2015 12:02 PM (kpqmD)

708 I bought my first dongle yesterday.


With enough whiskey, it will seems as though it happened to someone else.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at December 02, 2015 12:02 PM (evdj2)

709 Psst. I heard Obama hits his girls, and that's why Mooch and the girls are away so often.

I heard that from Harry Reid's source, so impeccable.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson the Rumor-monger at December 02, 2015 12:02 PM (/ciMI)

710 That's not it at all willow, you just put me in a pleasant mood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWDb1I4LBVk

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 12:03 PM (FfVIs)

711 Seriously, is there a procedure in place for removing a president from office by reason of mental incapacity? What is that procedure and is it different than impeachment?

And it sure seems he is out of touch with reality. Or he doesn't even know what he is going to say other than vomit out talking points he has repeated many times.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 02, 2015 12:03 PM (hJrjt)

712 668 Iowahawk has the comedy gold about Obama in Paris

http://bit.ly/1NHE2gK

via Insty

/still laughing
Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 11:54 AM (ZIvXv)

That video's from 2008.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 12:03 PM (kpqmD)

713 Haven't seen those stories. Obama's public face is of someone with an Axis II Cluster B personality disorder for sure. I can only imagine what he's like when the cameras aren't on him.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 12:00 PM (kpqmD)

Yeah, apparently some European allies think Obama is mentally unwell. According to anonymous sources, of course, so who knows?

Kind of funny though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:03 PM (AkOaV)

714 should i bing dongle?
or better not to?

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 12:03 PM (jOumW)

715 There have been a couple of stories floating around that foreign governments have been asking what the procedures are for removing a US President due to mental incapacity because the assessment is that Obama is seriously mentally ill.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:50 AM (mf5HN)



Whaaaaat?

The guy who thinks he can do everybody in the universe's job better than they can themselves?

The guy who thinks he has power over the ocean's level?

The guy who seems incapable of learning a single solitary fact he has heard since childhood?

The guy who can't figure out how to get an umbrella through a gateway?

The guy who can't speak longer than 30 seconds without getting confused and humming and unhinge for about 20 seconds?

The guy who can only exhibit anger and pursue revenge when he doesn't get his way?

That guy?


No. Way.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2015 12:03 PM (0cMkb)

716 How do you tell if a victim has been raped by a grizzly? Smells like pepper spray.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 12:03 PM (IWLe1)

717 Do I want to ask this?......O.K.....I will-even though I might regret it

What is a dongle?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 12:03 PM (No/ki)

718 653

There have been a couple of stories floating around that foreign governments have been asking what the procedures are for removing a US President due to mental incapacity because the assessment is that Obama is seriously mentally ill. Now, that needs to be taken with an entire lick of salt, but there you have it.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:50 AM (mf5HN)

So, can we ask what the procedural response should be to foreign leaders and press that insisted we elect said wacko in the first place?

Be careful what you wish for you imperious, facist turd-buckets.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at December 02, 2015 12:04 PM (ztYE8)

719 good morning moron hordelings, hopefully today i will keep my equilibrium. ran 4 blocks today better than yesterday but certainly not adequate.
Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 12:01 PM (jOumW

I applaud the effort

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaitarian at December 02, 2015 12:04 PM (OLNwX)

720 709 Psst. I heard Obama hits his girls, and that's why Mooch and the girls are away so often.

I heard that from Harry Reid's source, so impeccable.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson the Rumor-monger at December 02, 2015 12:02 PM (/ciMI)

Michelle could rip his arms off and eat them raw.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 02, 2015 12:04 PM (hJrjt)

721 Because at the end of the day, I think Obama is indirectly doing the US a service here. He's stumbled in to forcing the Europeans to not rely so heavily on the US, our federal reserve, and our military. Maybe seeing how fickle of an ally we can be when we have a president like Obama will encourage the Europeans to rebuild their militaries.

Probably not. But maybe.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:04 PM (AkOaV)

722 "There have been a couple of stories floating around that foreign
governments have been asking what the procedures are for removing a US
President due to mental incapacity because the assessment is that Obama
is seriously mentally ill."

Ex-spook John Schindler has openly stated that his old contacts in friendly foreign intelligence services have asked him about this.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 12:04 PM (noWW6)

723 Word. Ever since I signed up for Prime, my UPS Guy has earned his paycheck.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 11:48 AM (UPYPp)

Prime and UPS are responsible for the alarming decline in my bank account, but they do it quickly and with a smile!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2015 12:05 PM (ftVQq)

724 Drudge had a good link recently to a story about people who eat themselves weak and sick by trying to eat "clean."

Basically they keep cutting out nutrients by rejecting one food after another as not being clean and it turns into an obsession that starves them.



You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 12:05 PM (FZxI4)

725 humming and unhinge = umming and uhhing


Thanks autoconcubine!


Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2015 12:05 PM (0cMkb)

726 one tree did not survive

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at December 02, 2015 12:05 PM (0O7c5)

727 Except it wasn't just one. Weeks later, Morlock (or whatever his name was), from Indiana, pretty much doubled down on Akin's stupid.

Mourdock

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 12:05 PM (FkBIv)

728 What is a dongle?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 12:03 PM (No/ki)

Its anything that connects to your computer and dangles off the end. Usually plugs in to a USB port.

Could be a bluetooth dongle. Or a wireless dongle. Or a soundcard dongle.

It's just a fun word to say -- dongle.

Also, if you say it around a SJW, you may get publicly shamed.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:05 PM (AkOaV)

729 that was sweet kari, i guess you've been missing my falling to pieces which is a Good thang!

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 12:06 PM (jOumW)

730 >>Haven't seen those stories. Obama's public face is of someone with an Axis II Cluster B personality disorder for sure. I can only imagine what he's like when the cameras aren't on him.

I have no idea what that Axis II stuff means, but I'm guessing Obama's non-camera time is spent sleeping, watching ESPN, Homeland, smoking joints, and hanging with the boys on the golf course. He's even admitted to spending his mornings watching ESPN. Val does the work, he just shows up to be the public face of the presidency.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 12:06 PM (NOIQH)

731 I talked my wife into getting herself some pepper spray, with the possibility of her getting a Taser sometime in the future. A handgun might be a bridge too far, but that's the long-term goal. She jogs in a park in the morning, is at home alone on nights I have games, and teaches at a college that has had it's share of "incidents", pepper spray is better than nothing, I guess.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2015 11:54 AM (2cS/G)

Your description of the wife's "situation" by itself screams for the need for a small gun of some kind.

Posted by: Blano at December 02, 2015 12:06 PM (rkBpl)

732 Ex-spook John Schindler has openly stated that his old contacts in friendly foreign intelligence services have asked him about this.

Posted by: torquewrench


What will they think of queen Hillary?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 12:07 PM (FkBIv)

733 So is His Eminence home from Paris or is he gonna stay the whole time?

Posted by: donna at December 02, 2015 12:07 PM (/dSsq)

734 Nobody wants eyecandy and hot islamic debate?


It's like I don't know you anymore.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at December 02, 2015 12:07 PM (ZY2zO)

735 Could be a bluetooth dongle. Or a wireless dongle. Or a soundcard dongle.

It's just a fun word to say -- dongle.

Also, if you say it around a SJW, you may get publicly shamed.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:05 PM (AkOaV)

You can't chuckle or crack jokes about it either. That's tantamount to rape.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 12:07 PM (kpqmD)

736 CNN reporting Sandy Berger has died.

Apparently he was killed by a paper cut from a national security document he had shoved down his pants. Hit an artery.

I'm kidding of course. Cancer.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 02, 2015 12:07 PM (4ErVI)

737 Not to mention 98% of the other Democrats and 70% of the GOP.

-
Yes, that's the problem. The cabinet has to vote him nuts to remove him and they're all nuts, too.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 12:07 PM (IWLe1)

738 File this under "things I never thought I'd see:"

Berkeley Passes Strict Laws For Sidewalks,Homeless

http://tinyurl.com/hl6q6vq

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 12:08 PM (oKE6c)

739 Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2015 11:54 AM (2cS/G)

Your description of the wife's "situation" by itself screams for the need for a small gun of some kind.



One whose caliber starts at .45

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 12:08 PM (FZxI4)

740 "His performance was disturbing. Not just pauses and 'ums', but
uncomfortably long pauses in the middle of what should have been a
single thought. Seriously started to wonder if he had a mic in his ear
and the delays were to absorb what Val or whomever was telling him to
say."

Anyone else remember the 2004 presidential debates, and the left loudly claiming that George W. Bush was wearing an in-ear micro radio to have Karl Rove feed him answers? There were even photographs purporting to show the radio repeater rig telegraphing its silhouette under Bush's suit jacket.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 12:08 PM (noWW6)

741 186
France is starting to close mosques and get this, they are finding weapons and evidence of radicalization in some of them.



Shocking.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 10:14 AM (/tuJf)


We got some links for this? Google/Bing are not turning up anything obvious.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 12:08 PM (3dOE/)

742 Yeah, apparently some European allies think Obama is mentally unwell. According to anonymous sources, of course, so who knows?

Kind of funny though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:03 PM (AkOaV)


They're just confused because Barky is such a mind-numbing, evil retard and they had all praised him so much as they shilled for him and worked as hard as they could to convince America to elect him. They didn't realize at the time that Barky hated their guts almost as much as he hated America.

Barky is mentally deficient and malevolent. He isn't schizophrenic or anything, just an imbecile whose view of the world never got past that of a 7 year old. And he hates the West - the whole West - with a burning passion.

But ... all of this was readily apparent back in 2008. I question the mental stability and attachment of those who supported him then, though I understand that much of their support arose out of their jealousy and hate of America..

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 02, 2015 12:08 PM (zc3Db)

743
Toby and Illtemperedcure, I have a movie recommendation to add to your queue's: Infini.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 12:08 PM (goLPg)

744 Psst. I heard Obama hits his girls

They probably hit him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 12:08 PM (FkBIv)

745 Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 12:08 PM (oKE6c)

wait -- so its no longer legal to sleep on the sidewalks in Berkeley and to piss in the streets and set up Obamaville drum circles where people are trying to walk?

I thought this was America!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:09 PM (AkOaV)

746 738 File this under "things I never thought I'd see:"

Berkeley Passes Strict Laws For Sidewalks,Homeless

http://tinyurl.com/hl6q6vq
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 12:08 PM (oKE6c)

Not even Berkeleyans like having to tiptoe around human shit while strolling down the sidewalk.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 12:09 PM (kpqmD)

747 728 What is a dongle?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2015 12:03 PM (No/ki)

Its anything that connects to your computer and dangles off the end. Usually plugs in to a USB port.

Could be a bluetooth dongle. Or a wireless dongle. Or a soundcard dongle.

It's just a fun word to say -- dongle.

Also, if you say it around a SJW, you may get publicly shamed.




You pull my dongle, I'll beat your ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 12:09 PM (FZxI4)

748 Baby steps.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2015 12:09 PM (2cS/G)

749 Anyone listening to Rush?

He's saying Clock Boy is already tired of living in the Middle East and wants to come home.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 12:09 PM (HMt16)

750 Post little willow
Horde's gonna blow you
off this time again

Noods, as it happens
Nobody warns you
you were too late hitting "send"

No one's gonna read your posts
See your posts today
No one thinks you're bad thread luck
it only seems that way
hey

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 12:09 PM (FfVIs)

751 I'm unarmed, sickly, and none of my best skills are any use in a apocalyptic situation.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
----------------

Perhaps not, but you write well, and your observations are among those to which I pay particular attention. Those things are not unimportant. Here, they are the *most* important, and *here* is where we are.

For better or worse, justified or unjustified, more men have been remembered for their words, than for physical acts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2015 12:10 PM (9mTYi)

752 Seriously started to wonder if he had a mic in his ear
and the delays were to absorb what Val or whomever was telling him to
say."

-
Maybe he was listening to the game.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 12:10 PM (IWLe1)

753 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:05 PM (AkOaV)

Wrong!


Dongle
A large penis. In this sense it is meant to be the bigger version of a medium penis(a dangle), which is in turn bigger than a small penis(a dingle)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:10 PM (fWAjv)

754 ha

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 12:10 PM (jOumW)

755 Wait falling to pieces? Metaphorically, right?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 12:11 PM (FfVIs)

756 *thanks Urban Dictionary

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:11 PM (fWAjv)

757 You pull my dongle, I'll beat your ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 12:09 PM (FZxI4)

So, this Friday, 8:00?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 02, 2015 12:11 PM (kpqmD)

758 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 02, 2015 12:08 PM (zc3Db)

Yeah. The Euro political elite are like our political elite -- they think everyone else is like them. So when Obama shows up, they're confused as to why he actually seems to hate Europe and all of western civilization.

They call it mentally unwell.. well, welcome to the club guys -- we have to deal with him a whole lot more than you do.

but I suspect they said the same types of things about Bush. You know how those Europeans are. They call us imperialistic warmongerers fighting wars of convenience in the ME. Then they demand we help them bomb the shit out of a country in north africa to protect their oil contracts.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:11 PM (AkOaV)

759 He's saying Clock Boy is already tired of living in the Middle East and wants to come home.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 12:09 PM (HMt16)


Clockmed IS home.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 02, 2015 12:11 PM (zc3Db)

760 #759 Clockmed IS home.

LOL, that's what I said.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 12:12 PM (HMt16)

761 He's saying Clock Boy is already tired of living in the Middle East and wants to come home.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
-------------

Tell him to go fly a kite.

Posted by: Khaled Hosseini at December 02, 2015 12:12 PM (9mTYi)

762 Basically they keep cutting out nutrients by rejecting one food after another as not being clean and it turns into an obsession that starves them.á



A million years of evolution, the human brain, which requires 25% of calories consumed, has gradually gotten larger in size. The ability to secure a steady supply of nutrient rich foods has given us mental abilities unmatched by any other species.

So what do supposedly intelligent people do?

Posted by: free range jihadist at December 02, 2015 12:12 PM (7v/r5)

763 "There have been a couple of stories floating around that foreign
governments have been asking what the procedures are for removing a US
President due to mental incapacity because the assessment is that Obama
is seriously mentally ill."



It's PTSD.

Obama was ear-raped by a capybara on his last vacation and still hasn't recovered.


At least, that's the rumor.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2015 12:13 PM (0cMkb)

764 Tell him to go fly a kite.

He'll have to invent one first.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 12:13 PM (LUgeY)

765 A million years of evolution, the human brain, which requires 25% of calories consumed, has gradually gotten larger in size. The ability to secure a steady supply of nutrient rich foods has given us mental abilities unmatched by any other species.

So what do supposedly intelligent people do?



Demand trigger warnings and safe spaces?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 12:13 PM (FZxI4)

766 It's PTSD.

Obama was ear-raped by a capybara on his last vacation and still hasn't recovered.


At least, that's the rumor.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2015 12:13 PM (0cMkb)

Get a couple beers in a capybara and they go buck wild!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 12:13 PM (kpqmD)

767 We got some links for this? Google/Bing are not turning up anything obvious.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 12:08 PM (3dOE/)


http://tinyurl.com/zq9pojc


USAToday

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:14 PM (fWAjv)

768 but I suspect they said the same types of things about Bush. You know how those Europeans are. They call us imperialistic warmongerers fighting wars of convenience in the ME. Then they demand we help them bomb the shit out of a country in north africa to protect their oil contracts.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:11 PM (AkOaV)


Yep. Eurotrash are nothing but a bunch of hypocritical, projecting lowlifes who are jealous of America and hate America for having saved them from themselves. Western leftists, in other words.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 02, 2015 12:14 PM (zc3Db)

769 How am I going to outrun this bear if I have to lug around this stupid mattress???

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at December 02, 2015 12:14 PM (E5UB0)

770 I just got a donation request e-mail from the Rubio campaign saying that he is being attacked from people on the right for being too darn conservative.

Who the hell has been saying Rubio is too conservative?

Posted by: sangre at December 02, 2015 12:14 PM (PIf8q)

771 Tell him to go fly a kite.

He'll have to invent one first.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
------------------

To be followed by, "I discovered electricity!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2015 12:15 PM (9mTYi)

772 nervous breakdown style. still not all gloom , my sister decided to take me on vacation for sleep and peace , ny first to hug and old family member and then california so i can sit on the beach and watch the waves which i love to do and miss.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 12:15 PM (jOumW)

773 Who the hell has been saying Rubio is too conservative?
Posted by: sangre at December 02, 2015 12:14 PM (PIf8q)

I would guess Jeb!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:15 PM (AkOaV)

774 How do you tell if a victim has been raped by a grizzly?

It's the grizzle-shizzle left behind. Totes verified by the Charmin Bears.

Posted by: Joanne De-lurking at December 02, 2015 12:15 PM (hgBpU)

775
Yikes! The lady doctor found bludgeoned to death in Florida while her husband and kids were out of town -- murder for hire by husband for ins. policy. She had 2 young daughters -- way to go, dad!

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 12:15 PM (iQIUe)

776 The interior minister also said French authorities have conducted 2,235 searches, made 263 arrests and seized 334 weapons along with 34 military-grade weapons since the attacks last month on several bars and restaurants in Paris as well as a concert hall and the national stadium.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:16 PM (fWAjv)

777 I bought my first dongle yesterday.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 12:01 PM (goLPg)
_______________________

I gave up dongle a long time ago....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 02, 2015 12:16 PM (HSmrB)

778 776 The interior minister also said French authorities have conducted 2,235 searches, made 263 arrests and seized 334 weapons along with 34 military-grade weapons since the attacks last month on several bars and restaurants in Paris as well as a concert hall and the national stadium.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:16 PM (fWAjv)

What a surprise, and by surprise I mean completely not a surprise.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 12:17 PM (kpqmD)

779 >> Not even Berkeleyans like having to tiptoe around human
>> shit while strolling down the sidewalk.

California (including me) is now living with the easily foreseeable consequences of Prop 47.

In addition to Jerry's cramming state prisoners down onto the counties.

Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2015 12:17 PM (o+SC1)

780 767
We got some links for this? Google/Bing are not turning up anything obvious.



Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 12:08 PM (3dOE/)





http://tinyurl.com/zq9pojc





USAToday

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:14 PM (fWAjv)


Thanks. It's not for nothing, but I expected more hardware and shocking results than a handgun, a hidden hard drive, and some jihadi propaganda. Just playing devils advocate before I repost elsewhere. But it is a good start.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 12:17 PM (3dOE/)

781 seized 334 weapons along with 34 military-grade weapons since the attacks last month on several bars and restaurants in Paris as well as a concert hall and the national stadium.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:16 PM (fWAjv)

How is THAT possible? "Military grade weapons" are way illegal in France, and while it's not Britain, they make it very difficult for people to own guns.

So how could there possibly be 350ish guns for the authorities to seize?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:17 PM (AkOaV)

782 >>We got some links for this? Google/Bing are not turning up anything obvious.

http://tinyurl.com/zq9pojc

Here's one. Just google france and mosques for more.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 12:17 PM (/tuJf)

783 Because at the end of the day, I think Obama is indirectly doing the US a service here. He's stumbled in to forcing the Europeans to not rely so heavily on the US, our federal reserve, and our military. Maybe seeing how fickle of an ally we can be when we have a president like Obama will encourage the Europeans to rebuild their militaries.

Probably not. But maybe.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:04 PM (AkOaV)

yeah nope... they will just fail and drag us all down with them. The World with American Leadership was the worst except of all the other possibilities.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 12:18 PM (gf8BH)

784 " the assessment is that Obama is seriously mentally ill. "

Too bad the alternative is Choo Choo Biden

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 12:19 PM (Kqit+)

785 Thanks. It's not for nothing, but I expected more hardware and shocking results than a handgun, a hidden hard drive, and some jihadi propaganda. Just playing devils advocate before I repost elsewhere. But it is a good start.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 12:17 PM (3dOE/)

334 weapons found.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:19 PM (fWAjv)

786 Thanks. It's not for nothing, but I expected more hardware and shocking results than a handgun, a hidden hard drive, and some jihadi propaganda. Just playing devils advocate before I repost elsewhere. But it is a good start.
Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 12:17 PM (3dOE/)

You didn't read far enough. See the first paragraph after the photo of the minister of the interior.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 12:19 PM (kpqmD)

787 We've already had a president who was brain dead for most of a term and who's wife ran things, didn't we? I doubt there's actually a way to remove one before things happen naturally.

And I know you're being facetious, but I budget the whole year so when there's a really good sale I can swoop in and stock up for the next year of shooting.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 12:19 PM (XiVKO)

788 so France is closing down Mosques? How do they square that with religious liberty/

i don't know how i feel about that . i know they are political as hell, but, is that slippery for the rest of us?

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 12:19 PM (jOumW)

789 What's the difference between an cheeseburger and an erection? You're not giving me a cheeseburger right now.

Posted by: A Random Bear at the Bar at December 02, 2015 12:19 PM (vgIRn)

790 >> Obama was ear-raped by a capybara on his last vacation and still hasn't recovered.

Faster, please.

Replacing whatever mush is in that man's skull with a couple pounds of capybara jizz would represent a vast improvement.

Might get him up to intellectual parity with Biden.

Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2015 12:20 PM (o+SC1)

791 How is THAT possible? "Military grade weapons" are way illegal in France, and while it's not Britain, they make it very difficult for people to own guns.

So how could there possibly be 350ish guns for the authorities to seize?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:17 PM (AkOaV)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Eric Holder at December 02, 2015 12:20 PM (kpqmD)

792 France is starting to close mosques and get this, they are finding weapons and evidence of radicalization in some of them.

Shocking.

Posted by: JackStraw
----------------------------------------------------
Only three but it's a start. What they need to do is bind and gag Hollande, stick Charlie Hebdo magazine covers all over his body, and chuck him in the middle of a no-go zone.

Germans should to the same to Merkel. This should send a clear message to the rest of their politicians.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 12:20 PM (E5UB0)

793 i don't know how i feel about that . i know they are political as hell, but, is that slippery for the rest of us?

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 12:19 PM (jOumW)



I hear you, but the rest of us will have to go underground soon anyway because of the ghey marriage.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 02, 2015 12:21 PM (vgIRn)

794 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:16 PM (fWAjv)

I bet those "military grade" (not assault) weapons were purchased through a gun show loop-hole from Achmed's 1001 Weapons Pawn Souk!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2015 12:21 PM (ftVQq)

795
i don't know how i feel about that . i know they are political as hell, but, is that slippery for the rest of us?

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 12:19 PM (jOumW)

Only three mosques. And they are in a state of emergency which grants the government more leniency in searches.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:21 PM (fWAjv)

796 Clockmed story at Breitbart.

Limbaugh says the Leftist MFM is turning on him because he's destroying their narrative by wanting to return to the evil USA.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 12:21 PM (HMt16)

797 willow, I'm glad you're getting some time away for peace and quiet!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 12:21 PM (NOIQH)

798 yeah nope... they will just fail and drag us all down with them. The World with American Leadership was the worst except of all the other possibilities.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 12:18 PM (gf8BH)

I'm saying hopefully its a wake up call and they arm up. Maybe buy some transport planes. A tanker plane to refuel their own jets. Maybe two.

I'm just sick of them relying on our military hardware and acting like it's theirs for the using. ESPECIALLY France, and especially after the Iraq war situation.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:22 PM (AkOaV)

799 I talked my wife into getting herself some pepper spray

When i went to college my dad bought me pepper spray. He was very irritated when we moved out freshman year and it was still in the package...

Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 12:22 PM (lIU4e)

800 Germans should to the same to Merkel. This should send a clear message to the rest of their politicians.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 12:20 PM (E5UB0)

I think Le Pen just took the lead in the latest French Presidential polling; who knows if that will hold up until the election.

No idea what is going on in Germany except That it seemed to take too long for there to be large public protests, but better late then never, I suppose.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at December 02, 2015 12:22 PM (ztYE8)

801 ". i know they are political as hell, but, is that slippery for the rest of us? "

Muslims use mosques to hide weapons and Islam is less a religion than a totalitarian death cult. Same as breaking up the Jonestowners.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 12:23 PM (Kqit+)

802 i don't know how i feel about that . i know they are political as hell, but, is that slippery for the rest of us?

Posted by: willow

--------------------------------------------------
No - that is the one trap you must not fall into. They will try to persecute churches and restrict Christianity no matter how nicely you deal with Islam.

They already do not allow Christian prayer but do allow Islamic prayer in schools. Many churches no longer even perform weddings because they know they can get sued if they don't bow down the the Pink Mafia perverts.

Try to restrict and thwart them whenever the opportunity presents itself. They will try to do the same to you no matter what you do. They already are.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 12:23 PM (E5UB0)

803 >> So how could there possibly be 350ish guns for the authorities to seize?

Well, there's this country called Belgium, and for most of the last century the black market there's been kinda the equivalent of all those nasty states on which New Jersey and Illinois like to blame their gun crime.

Except that very few Indiana gun shops are going to sell you an RPG.

Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2015 12:23 PM (o+SC1)

804 >>France is starting to close mosques and get this, they are finding weapons and evidence of radicalization in some of them.

Huh. Didn't see that coming.




Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 12:23 PM (NOIQH)

805 Holy samoleons, I've been away for hours and we're only on the Art thread still? Ace must've had a hard night hunting hobos. Anything commented that I Must Know? Did we get all the rapist, sniper, and Waldo comments in? And bear rapists?

And almost 800 comments? That's nothing. Why, back in the day... or was it overnight?.... what was I saying?

Posted by: mindful webworker - inclusively at December 02, 2015 12:23 PM (REkPr)

806 Only three mosques. And they are in a state of emergency which grants the government more leniency in searches.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:21 PM (fWAjv)


They've been very, uh... aggressive with those "state of emergency" powers. They put a bunch of eco wackos on house arrest. Searching mosques and homes without warrants. Seizing guns and shit.

I don't know. I'm glad we don't have that here. Sounds like a slippery slope, especially in this kind of situation. Because, really, the terrorist threat won't be going away any time soon.

Will the "emergency powers"?

I doubt it. Government rarely gives up power.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:23 PM (AkOaV)

807 Rush talking about how clockboy wants to come home...Texas

Posted by: Colin at December 02, 2015 12:23 PM (T3Tpd)

808 No more bear parts!

Posted by: Yogi at December 02, 2015 12:24 PM (FkBIv)

809 >>France is starting to close mosques and get this, they are
>> finding weapons and evidence of radicalization in some of them.

>> Huh. Didn't see that coming.

Inspector Renault, white courtesy phone please.

Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2015 12:24 PM (o+SC1)

810 Seriously, is there a procedure in place for removing a president from office by reason of mental incapacity? What is that procedure and is it different than impeachment?

Its in the constitution: Amendment 25, article IV

"Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 12:24 PM (39g3+)

811 96 Clockmed story at Breitbart.

Limbaugh says the Leftist MFM is turning on him because he's destroying their narrative by wanting to return to the evil USA.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 12:21 PM (HMt16)

Clockmed needs to watch his cornhole, or maybe it's already too late.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at December 02, 2015 12:25 PM (ztYE8)

812 785
Thanks. It's not for nothing, but I expected more hardware and shocking results than a handgun, a hidden hard drive, and some jihadi propaganda. Just playing devils advocate before I repost elsewhere. But it is a good start.



Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 12:17 PM (3dOE/)



334 weapons found.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:19 PM (fWAjv)


These weren't just in mosques; these were part of the larger roundup of criminal enterprises. The one specifically attributed to mosques was the one 9 mm handgun. Like I said. It's not for nothing. But I don't like to overextend the facts when relaying stories like this.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 12:26 PM (3dOE/)

813 I don't know. I'm glad we don't have that here. Sounds like a slippery slope, especially in this kind of situation. Because, really, the terrorist threat won't be going away any time soon.



Look up martial law.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 12:26 PM (FZxI4)

814 Except that very few Indiana gun shops are going to sell you an RPG.

Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2015 12:23 PM (o+SC1)


Howitzers and heavy machine guns are a different story!!!

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly - Master of Gun Shows at December 02, 2015 12:27 PM (fWAjv)

815
what was I saying?

Posted by: mindful webworker - inclusively at December 02, 2015 12:23 PM (REkPr)
__________________________

Unlike,, me you must be confused....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 02, 2015 12:27 PM (HSmrB)

816 Doose yoor imam have a lysanhce?

Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at December 02, 2015 12:27 PM (vgIRn)

817 Look up martial law.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 12:26 PM (FZxI4)

Which is only slightly less oppressive than marital law.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 12:27 PM (kpqmD)

818 "Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President."

Great. We'd go from whatever TFG is to some imbecile who gets his paste confused with the car wax for his Trans Am.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 12:27 PM (LUgeY)

819
So I figure the BLM and Crybully movements were contrived to get a lot of angry blacks and youths to vote in 2016.

Given Trump's popularity, what do you think the chances are that they will backfire and draw even more of the "silent majority" to vote?

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 02, 2015 12:28 PM (RcpcZ)

820 It is imperative that we believe every victim of bear rape.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 02, 2015 12:28 PM (/ciMI)

821 >>Inspector Renault, white courtesy phone please.

Exactly.
We've seen Hamas and other ME terror groups not only use mosques to store weapons, but as a place from which to initiate attacks. They also use UN schools, hospitals, and ambulances to transport/store weapon and warriors, particularly because kids and the wounded make such awesome human shields and photo ops when attacked.

To think that they *wouldn't* do this in other countries is na´ve.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 12:28 PM (NOIQH)

822
Did we get all the rapist, sniper, and Waldo comments in? And bear rapists?

Bear rapers! Right there on the Group W bench!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2015 12:28 PM (X6fMO)

823 From the yahoo story:

"France, which declared a state of emergency after the Islamist attacks
on Paris, has so far raided 2,235 homes and buildings, taken 232 people
into custody and confiscated 334 weapons, 34 of then war-grade,
Cazeneuve told reporters."

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 12:29 PM (3dOE/)

824 >> "Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the
>> principal officers of the executive departments or of such
>> other body as Congress may by law provide

So presumably if you were going to have to pry this out of the hands of Obama's bunch of grifters and crackpots, he'd have to sign the bill authorizing some other body to certify his incapacity, or you'd have to have an override majority.

Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2015 12:29 PM (o+SC1)

825
Rush talking about how clockboy wants to come home...Texas

The governor should tell him, "You're so smart - invent an airplane."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2015 12:29 PM (X6fMO)

826 820 It is imperative that we believe every victim of bear rape.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 02, 2015 12:28 PM (/ciMI)

*cackle cackle*

That lying slut was asking for it! You really think she kept going to the woods for the hunting?

*cackle cackle cackle*

Posted by: Hillary! at December 02, 2015 12:30 PM (kpqmD)

827 788: "How do they square that with religious liberty/ "

I don't think France has ever been in the religious liberty business.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 12:30 PM (UPYPp)

828
Toby and Illtemperedcure, I have a movie recommendation to add to your queue's: Infini.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at December 02, 2015 12:08 PM (goLPg)








Saved. Thanks, hadn't heard of that one.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 12:30 PM (gwpf+)

829
obama announced that all socks will be worn at half mast in honor of sandy burgler's death.

Posted by: Stuff it at December 02, 2015 12:30 PM (q4hvt)

830
Great. We'd go from whatever TFG is to some imbecile who gets his paste confused with the car wax for his Trans Am.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 12:27 PM (LUgeY)

Baby steps, BackwardsBoy, baby steps.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at December 02, 2015 12:30 PM (ztYE8)

831 "war-grade"


Whatever it is I want it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:31 PM (fWAjv)

832 Great. We'd go from whatever TFG is to some imbecile who gets his paste confused with the car wax for his Trans Am.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 02, 2015 12:27 PM (LUgeY)

My paste tastes funny, but damn are my teeth shiny!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2015 12:31 PM (kpqmD)

833 I don't think France has ever been in the religious liberty business.

Nope, not even during the revolutionary period. They were militantly atheist then.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 12:31 PM (39g3+)

834 Did somebody say "War Cock"?

Posted by: Darth Cheney at December 02, 2015 12:32 PM (XiVKO)

835

FOX SAYS NO 'RAPE' OF DICAPRIO...

BRUTALLY ATTACKED AND MOUNTED, SLOW THRUSTING...

THE SEX LIVES OF BEARS...

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 12:32 PM (iQIUe)

836 All this talk of Leonardo and a bear and perhaps, a rape. I seem to recall Valerie Jarrett saying something about "the bear is loose" or free or something. Same bear?

Posted by: gracepmc at December 02, 2015 12:32 PM (OU4q6)

837 Rush talking about how clockboy wants to come home...Texas

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Texas?! That racist hate state?!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 12:33 PM (IWLe1)

838
Would a bear fancy Leo?

http://goo.gl/DquiWQ

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 12:33 PM (iQIUe)

839 That bear doesn't do the raping.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 12:33 PM (XiVKO)

840 Why is everyone calling me a rapist? It was consensual at every stage--we even signed the paperwork!!!!

Posted by: Bear at December 02, 2015 12:33 PM (/ciMI)

841 "Whatever it is I want it."

Haha, right? Definitely won't be telling THAT to a pollster though...

Also, anyone else humming "Do you hear the people sing?" in your head imagining this round up going on?

Just me?

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2015 12:33 PM (Z/8dZ)

842 Anything to wake France up out of being slowly boiled to death. How appropriate that they are referred to as frogs.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 12:33 PM (E5UB0)

843 Religion does not excuse crime. I say we declare Islam a criminal conspiracy and outlaw its practices.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 12:34 PM (IWLe1)

844 It wasn't bear rape - bear rape

Posted by: Yogi Goldberg at December 02, 2015 12:34 PM (39g3+)

845 833 I don't think France has ever been in the religious liberty business.

Nope, not even during the revolutionary period. They were militantly atheist then.



But what about the crusades??
And the Brits in Maylay?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 12:34 PM (FZxI4)

846 Eagle=US, bear=Russia, frog=France. Does that make the goat the symbol of the ME?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 12:34 PM (E5UB0)

847 Why does CNN give airtime to idiots like Sally Kohn? She is no different from any random DU commenter, what makes her someone who's opinion I need to hear?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 12:34 PM (/tuJf)

848 ii think Putin can find better bedmates.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 12:34 PM (jOumW)

849 Can we stop with all the bear rape jokes, please?

Posted by: PedoBear at December 02, 2015 12:35 PM (3dOE/)

850 I invented the walk of shame!

Posted by: Achmad, Clock King of Qatar at December 02, 2015 12:35 PM (/ciMI)

851 Iraqis think the U.S. is in cahoots with the Islamic State, and it is hurting the war


http://tinyurl.com/zkxwksf


TFG yes. Americans no.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:35 PM (fWAjv)

852 843 Religion does not excuse crime. I say we declare Islam a criminal conspiracy and outlaw its practices.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 12:34 PM (IWLe1)

I consider about as legitimate a "religion" as I would, say, Ted Bundyism, which requires serial rape and murder as sacraments.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 12:35 PM (kpqmD)

853 So presumably if you were going to have to pry this out of the hands of Obama's bunch of grifters and crackpots, he'd have to sign the bill authorizing some other body to certify his incapacity, or you'd have to have an override majority.

Posted by: JEM
-----------------------

As a slight aside, from the Moron-recommended Reading list, 'Shelley's Heart'. A nice, if scary, political intrigue. Several copies available here, $3.50, FREE SHIPPING

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2015 12:35 PM (9mTYi)

854 FOX SAYS NO 'RAPE' OF DICAPRIO...

BRUTALLY ATTACKED AND MOUNTED, SLOW THRUSTING...

THE SEX LIVES OF BEARS...

-
As Whoopsie says, it wasn't a rape rape.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 12:35 PM (IWLe1)

855 Draig a hunnert-dollah bill through the woods, you nivvah know what you gonna find...

Posted by: James Carville on Bear Rape at December 02, 2015 12:36 PM (vgIRn)

856 Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2015 12:23 PM (o+SC1)

I was being facetious. Merely pointing out that bad guys can get guns regardless of the laws, and its only good guys who are disarmed by gun laws.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:36 PM (AkOaV)

857 The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
To see if he'd get lucky

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 12:36 PM (NOIQH)

858 As a slight aside, from the Moron-recommended Reading list, 'Shelley's Heart'. A nice, if scary, political intrigue. Several copies available here, $3.50, FREE SHIPPING

Posted by: Mike Hammer
--------------

Crap. Link: http://preview.tinyurl.com/me9wvuw

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2015 12:36 PM (9mTYi)

859 Given Trump's popularity, what do you think the chances are that they will backfire and draw even more of the "silent majority" to vote?
Posted by: Ed Anger


We'll see if there are any riots next year that compare with 1968.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 12:36 PM (FkBIv)

860 849 Can we stop with all the bear rape jokes, please?
Posted by: PedoBear at December 02, 2015 12:35 PM (3dOE/)

Indeed. It's a beautiful act of love that shouldn't be tainted by these vile characterizations.

Posted by: North American Man Bear Love Association at December 02, 2015 12:36 PM (kpqmD)

861 Why does CNN give airtime to idiots like Sally Kohn?

I really don't get it. People keep hiring Keith Olbermann too. I can only think that they have a really tight group of people with almost no input from outside it and think they aren't so crazy or odd.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 12:36 PM (39g3+)

862 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:35 PM (fWAjv)

They're not wrong. It's been apparent basically since the beginning that the "moderate rebels" we were working with are, well, ISIS and "associated forces."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:37 PM (AkOaV)

863 The birds and the bees and the willow trees...sexual harassment panda!

Posted by: Sad Panda at December 02, 2015 12:37 PM (/ciMI)

864 I just died, btw. Miss me yet?


got any documents you need lifted?

Posted by: Sandy Berger, thief extrodinaire at December 02, 2015 12:37 PM (8CdUx)

865 Wasn't Man Bear Pig involved in some rapey thing?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2015 12:37 PM (9mTYi)

866 847 Why does CNN give airtime to idiots like Sally Kohn? She is no different from any random DU commenter, what makes her someone who's opinion I need to hear?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 12:34 PM (/tuJf)

Because [fill-in-the-blanks] like you keep giving time and $ to CNN?

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at December 02, 2015 12:37 PM (ztYE8)

867
Why does CNN give airtime to idiots like Sally Kohn? She is no different from any random DU commenter, what makes her someone who's opinion I need to hear?

She swallows?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2015 12:37 PM (X6fMO)

868 so France is closing down Mosques? How do they square that with religious liberty

--------------------------------------------------------------

The other thing to bear in mind (no reference to DiCaprio intended), is that the rules of going to war with an enemy nation are different from the rules that govern the citizens of that nation during peace time.


France has essentially brought an invading army within their borders and it makes sense to them as they would if, say, a foreign nation sent an army to make war on them.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 12:38 PM (E5UB0)

869 This is a bridge too far!

The owners of popular Brooklyn pizza restaurant Franny's have begun adding a 3 percent surcharge to every check to cover the cost of employees' Affordable Care Act benefits.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 12:38 PM (IWLe1)

870 The scene in that painting doesn't look like a safe space.

Posted by: U of Missou Snowflake at December 02, 2015 12:38 PM (Dwehj)

871 Hope you're feeling better willow. Maybe don't spend too much time around here... I get agitated.

Of course, I'm an agitaTOR.

Bruce great point about Christianity being persecuted anyway. also

Eagle=US, bear=Russia, frog=France. Does that make the goat the symbol of the ME?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 12:34 PM (E5UB0)

It's a snake.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 12:38 PM (FfVIs)

872 She swallows?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2015 12:37 PM (X6fMO)

She's a lesbian, so...I don't really want to know how that would work.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 12:38 PM (kpqmD)

873 The Islamic State is 'almost finished,' he said. 'They are weak. If only America would stop supporting them, we could defeat them in days.'
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Under this administration this does not shock me.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:38 PM (fWAjv)

874 From the WSJ story:

PARIS--French police are using special powers under a state of emergency to round up gun runners and drug dealers in the wake of attacks on Paris, casting a wide net to dismantle criminal networks that could--wittingly or otherwise--aid terror groups.


http://www.wsj.com/articles/ france-uses-special-powers-to-disrupt-criminal-groups-1448389910


Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 12:39 PM (3dOE/)

875 So The Daily Beast says Sandy Berger died.

Not one mention of the documents he tried smuggling out in his underwear.

Posted by: the other coyote at December 02, 2015 12:39 PM (yK44T)

876 Those Toyota pickups don't deliver themselves.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 12:39 PM (XiVKO)

877 849 Can we stop with all the bear rape jokes, please?


THIS^^^^

Posted by: Sexual Harassment Panda at December 02, 2015 12:39 PM (RcpcZ)

878 >>Because [fill-in-the-blanks] like you keep giving time and $ to CNN?

Good call. I was flipping the dial and happened to see her mug on CNN so that makes me someone who is giving CNN money.

Derp right back at ya.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 12:39 PM (/tuJf)

879 Under this administration this does not shock me.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:38 PM (fWAjv)

It's also not true though. Between the sunni tribes, ISIS foreign fighters, associated sunni jihadist militias that are being bankrolled by the US, Turkey, and our gulf allies...

we're talking a lot of people.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:39 PM (AkOaV)

880 Not one mention of the documents he tried smuggling out in his underwear.
Posted by: the other coyote
------------------

Sandy said that it was 'an accident'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2015 12:40 PM (9mTYi)

881 Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 12:39 PM (3dOE/)

Ooohh. Using special emergency powers against terrorists to go after dope dealers?

Ehhhh... this may not end well for the French, folks.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:40 PM (AkOaV)

882 878 >>Because [fill-in-the-blanks] like you keep giving time and $ to CNN?

Good call. I was flipping the dial and happened to see her mug on CNN so that makes me someone who is giving CNN money.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 12:39 PM (/tuJf)

Yes, yes it is.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at December 02, 2015 12:40 PM (ztYE8)

883 Eh, the guy's dead. There's no reason to bring up something that people didn't seem to give a shit about before.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 12:40 PM (XiVKO)

884 Wasn't Man Bear Pig involved in some rapey thing?

-
He wanted his chakra released by a masseuse. I don't know what a chakra is but I think it's more akin to a happy ending than a kracken.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 12:41 PM (IWLe1)

885 865 Wasn't Man Bear Pig involved in some rapey thing?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2015 12:37 PM (9mTYi)

Releasing his chakra

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:41 PM (fWAjv)

886 From the WSJ story:

PARIS--French police are using special powers under a state of emergency to round up gun runners and drug dealers in the wake of attacks on Paris, casting a wide net to dismantle criminal networks that could--wittingly or otherwise--aid terror groups.


http://www.wsj.com/articles/ france-uses-special-powers-to-disrupt-criminal-groups-1448389910


Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 12:39 PM (3dOE/)


I think I've seen this before:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtSmfws0_To

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2015 12:41 PM (Dj0WE)

887
They also use UN schools, hospitals, and ambulances to transport/store weapon and warriors, particularly because kids and the wounded make such awesome human shields and photo ops when attacked.

To think that they *wouldn't* do this in other countries is naive.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 12:28 PM (NOIQH)







One of the funniest episodes of the Iraq War was early on, when Saddam was still in power, a bunch of Code Pink types flew to Baghdad and loudly proclaimed themselves to be human shields to protect hospitals and schools from that eeeevil bloodthirsty cowboy Dubya.

Saddam immediately stationed them next to tank parks, ammo magazines, command bunkers and military airfields. Within a day, most had fled for the airport bitching about Saddam putting them in harms way. Laughed my ass off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2015 12:41 PM (gwpf+)

888 Can we stop with all the bear rape jokes, please?


Word.

Posted by: Rapey McSeamammal at December 02, 2015 12:41 PM (9krrF)

889 She's a lesbian, so...I don't really want to know how that would work.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 02, 2015 12:38 PM (kpqmD)


They do keep saying a woman's sexuality is fluid...

Posted by: Lea at December 02, 2015 12:41 PM (lIU4e)

890 814
Except that very few Indiana gun shops are going to sell you an RPG.


Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2015 12:23 PM (o+SC1)

**************************************
Circa 1978, worked in a (now there are none, essentially) Los Angeles gun store. After a day off, the owner laughed as he told me about the dead-serious feds who dropped by to see if any gun stores had sold items on their list. List included RPGs, fully auto weapons, etc. "Guys," he told them, "do you even know your own laws? These things are not available to my FFL!". Typical. (PS, this was all before that canoe accident)




Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 02, 2015 12:42 PM (ucB75)

891 Chris Matthews said that Sandy was just "sloppy."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2015 12:42 PM (FkBIv)

892 If it worked so well for the Imperial Senate, surely it'll work for the French.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 12:42 PM (XiVKO)

893 Releasing his chakra
Posted by: RWC
--------------

See? No big deal. That's all I wanted too.

Posted by: The Bear at December 02, 2015 12:42 PM (9mTYi)

894 "The owners of popular Brooklyn pizza restaurant Franny's have begun
adding a 3 percent surcharge to every check to cover the cost of
employees' Affordable Care Act benefits."

San Francisco enacted its own "Healthy SF" initiative a couple of years back and similarly stuck the taxes to pay for it on to the tail end of restaurant receipts. Without making it clearly known in advance to patrons.

In a tourist town, plenty of people come here and go out for splurge family dinners at very expensive restaurants. Not having that surcharge disclosed in advance can be a nasty little surprise at the end of the evening.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2015 12:42 PM (noWW6)

895 But what about GIRAFFES!!???!?!?

Posted by: Bear, trying to deflect attention at December 02, 2015 12:42 PM (/ciMI)

896 The Islamic State is 'almost finished,' he said. 'They are weak. If only America would stop supporting them, we could defeat them in days.'

-
Also, we're all going to start shitting rolls of Krugerrands.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 12:42 PM (IWLe1)

897 It looks like the left tree is being thrown off the cliff by the right tree.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2015 12:42 PM (sqEPx)

898 Finally, Gore let loose with immortal phraseology, asking the masseuse to 'release ... his second chakra there.'




*sorry if that got any of the 'ettes and perhaps a ron or two all hot and bothered.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:42 PM (fWAjv)

899 ugh, incoherent. I meant:

France has essentially brought an invading army within their borders and it makes sense for them to act as they would if, say, a foreign nation sent an army to make war on them.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 12:43 PM (E5UB0)

900 What's the problem with bear sex?

Posted by: Fat, Hairy NAMBLA member at December 02, 2015 12:43 PM (39g3+)

901 If this thread hits 1000, the terrorists win.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 02, 2015 12:43 PM (9krrF)

902 Speaking of the Imperial Senate: I am completely over the new Star Wars movie. There is a tie-in with everything.

This is like Christmas music starting in February. Screw off, Disney.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 12:44 PM (XiVKO)

903 Nice. Drudge has Trump on Alex Jones in red above his lede.

Good job, Trump. That's what you need -- to go on the Alex Jones show -- like Ron Paul.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:44 PM (AkOaV)

904
One of the funniest episodes of the Iraq War was early on, when Saddam was still in power, a bunch of Code Pink types flew to Baghdad and loudly proclaimed themselves to be human shields to protect hospitals and schools from that eeeevil bloodthirsty cowboy Dubya.

I remember a number of rumors during the war that CP were also running guns to the Iraqis. W should have RICO'd their ass and thrown them in jail on general principles.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2015 12:44 PM (X6fMO)

905
Except that very few Indiana gun shops are going to sell you an RPG.

Have you tried Don's Guns?

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 02, 2015 12:44 PM (RcpcZ)

906 Who the FUCK advised Trump to go on Alex Jones? I can already see the MSM headlines...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:45 PM (AkOaV)

907 But what about GIRAFFES!!???!?!?
Posted by: Bear, trying to deflect attention at December 02, 2015 12:42 PM (/ciMI)


F'n Romney...

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2015 12:45 PM (Dj0WE)

908 i tried to do my part cavil, now it's up to you guys.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 12:45 PM (jOumW)

909
Former Cliinton national security adviser Sandy Berger, who helped craft President Bill Clinton's foreign policy and got in trouble over destroying classified documents, died Wednesday.



Berger died in a tragic hunting accident in the drive thru lane at the Alexandria Virginia Del Taco.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 02, 2015 12:45 PM (kdS6q)

910 If this thread hits 1000, the terrorists win.

Posted by: Brother Cavil

Oh no!

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 02, 2015 12:45 PM (/ciMI)

911 It's the rapin' dolphins you have to worry about.

Posted by: Bear With a Wang! at December 02, 2015 12:45 PM (iQIUe)

912 "The owners of popular Brooklyn pizza restaurant Franny's have begun adding a 3 percent surcharge to every check to cover the cost of employees' Affordable Care Act benefits."




How about a huge order of F U?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2015 12:46 PM (FZxI4)

913 If this thread hits 1000, the terrorists win.

Posted by: Brother Cavil

That would be terrible!

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 02, 2015 12:46 PM (/ciMI)

914 What other kind of dolphins are there?

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 12:46 PM (XiVKO)

915 speak of da imperial senata:mesa completa over da new star wars movie.der isa tie-in with everyth. dis is likein christmas music start in february.screw off,disney


*jar jar translator.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:46 PM (fWAjv)

916 906 Who the FUCK advised Trump to go on Alex Jones? I can already see the MSM headlines...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:45 PM (AkOaV)

Don't know, but it Obama could campaign to the Black Panthers, Trump should definitely be able to talk to Alex Jones.

Let's see what he says; we never did find out what he said to the Black Panthers.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at December 02, 2015 12:46 PM (ztYE8)

917 Dammit RWC, I read it in the voice.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 12:47 PM (XiVKO)

918
just saw that MauriceStrong died on the 27th--that to me is a bigger whomp on the climate conference than any Gore Effect.
Now, how old is Soros?

Posted by: barbarausa at December 02, 2015 12:47 PM (DyGWm)

919 Let's see what he says; we never did find out what he said to the Black Panthers.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at December 02, 2015 12:46 PM (ztYE

I have a feeling that vaccines, chem trails, fluoride, 9/11 ("just asking questions"), et al mayyyy come up.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:47 PM (AkOaV)

920 We must do everything in our part to keep this from happening!

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 02, 2015 12:47 PM (/ciMI)

921 Next up for Trump: Ask Me Anything Thursday on Stormfront.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 12:47 PM (XiVKO)

922 759 He's saying Clock Boy is already tired of living in the Middle East and wants to come home.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 02, 2015 12:09 PM (HMt16)
Clockmed IS home.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 02, 2015 12:11 PM (zc3Db)




If he pulls that shit in a madrassah, they'll beat his ass. Oh yes.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 12:48 PM (oKE6c)

923 857 Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 12:36 PM (NOIQH)
---------------------------------------------

That lyric has real possibilities!

Posted by: Pharrell Williams at December 02, 2015 12:48 PM (EPaen)

924 alright perhaps France can use the hate laws the citizens seemed fine with when it was against any religion but Islam.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 12:48 PM (jOumW)

925 Good job, Trump. That's what you need -- to go on the Alex Jones show -- like Ron Paul.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:44 PM (AkOaV)

I'm sorry, I thought for a second you expected Primarch War Baron Trump to give so much as a solitary, fleeting fuck

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 12:49 PM (FfVIs)

926 Former Cliinton national security adviser Sandy Berger, who helped craft President Bill Clinton's foreign policy and got in trouble over destroying classified documents, died Wednesday.


BOO-YAH

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 02, 2015 12:49 PM (8ZskC)

927 That picture is what climate change looks like.

Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2015 12:49 PM (KvWlw)

928 >>just saw that MauriceStrong died on the 27th--that to me is a bigger whomp on the climate conference than any Gore Effect.

Really? Hadn't seen that. Nobody was more responsible for the AGW fraud than Strong. Good riddance.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2015 12:49 PM (/tuJf)

929 What do we want?
1000 posts!
When do we want it?
In 4-5 minutes, apparently!

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 02, 2015 12:50 PM (FfVIs)

930 917 Dammit RWC, I read it in the voice.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 12:47 PM (XiVKO)

Tis the season for sharing

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 12:50 PM (fWAjv)

931 Sandy Berger, that was the real eye opener to me at the time. He blatantly, openly, and on camera was busted stealing highly secured secrets in an act of open espionage... and totally got away with it. Even the excuses were idiotic, but the press shrugged.

That was the breakpoint for me when I realized that if the president decided to break the law and he controlled the law, nothing would be done about it because honor, integrity, and virtue are dead. The only thing that got Nixon busted was a combination of him being a hated Republican and the people working under him still had a bit of virtue and integrity left.

No more.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 12:50 PM (39g3+)

932 931?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 12:50 PM (UPYPp)

933 just saw that MauriceStrong died on the 27th--that to me is a bigger whomp on the climate conference than any Gore Effect.


Meh. Not even on my list.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 02, 2015 12:50 PM (8ZskC)

934 If this thread hits 1000, the terrorists win.

Posted by: Brother Cavil

I will fight against us reaching 1000!

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 02, 2015 12:51 PM (/ciMI)

935 You know what would be nice. A volcano. Not a really big one (Yellowstone) but big enough to throw enough ash into the air to shut them up a for a couple of years.

Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2015 12:51 PM (KvWlw)

936 @353 "Gay Man Pleads With ISIS Sharia Judge, 'Shoot Me In The Head,' Jihadis Throw Him Off Building "

But before we throw you off building, just a little bunga bunga...

Posted by: Wacky ol Imam (appearing nightly) at December 02, 2015 12:51 PM (k8tEg)

937 884 Wasn't Man Bear Pig involved in some rapey thing?
-
He wanted his chakra released by a masseuse. I don't know what a chakra is but I think it's more akin to a happy ending than a kracken.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 12:41 PM (IWLe1)




Choking the chakra?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 12:52 PM (oKE6c)

938 Must be time to stroke the old gun-dick.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 12:52 PM (XiVKO)

939 Sandy didn't just try to smuggle papers, he succeeded. We can laugh, but whatever he got out is gone from public record forever.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 12:52 PM (NOIQH)

940 That was the breakpoint for me when I realized that if the president decided to break the law and he controlled the law, nothing would be done about it because honor, integrity, and virtue are dead.

---

Yeah, it's pretty sweet.

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 02, 2015 12:53 PM (/ciMI)

941 got in trouble over destroying classified documents

No mention of his blatant espionage stealing documents???

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 12:53 PM (39g3+)

942 918
just saw that MauriceStrong died on the 27th--that to me is a bigger whomp on the climate conference than any Gore Effect.
Now, how old is Soros?

Posted by: barbarausa at December 02, 2015 12:47 PM (DyGWm)

Soros? He made a better deal...

Posted by: Satan at December 02, 2015 12:53 PM (qh617)

943 939
Sandy didn't just try to smuggle papers, he succeeded. We can laugh, but whatever he got out is gone from public record forever.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2015 12:52 PM (NOIQH)


Stroke 'em if you got 'em.


Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 12:53 PM (3dOE/)

944 "House GOP leaders are moving to avoid a big end-of-year spending showdown with Democrats over national security by putting forth a bipartisan plan that would make it tougher for some foreigners to travel to the U.S. without a visa.

The legislation, aimed at overhauling the visa waiver program in the wake of the Paris terrorist attacks, is expected to be rolled out this week ahead of a vote early next week.

It may also be included in the omnibus spending bill Congress needs to pass by Dec. 11 to avert a government shutdown, senior GOP lawmakers and aides told The Hill."

http://bit.ly/1IEwJPF

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 02, 2015 12:53 PM (YjDyJ)

945 alex jones : "Trump who is your favorite president?"
Trump: "Ronald Reagan. And, well, I mean George Washington was pretty good. They say he never told a lie -- let's hope thats true. I don't know. He was pretty good."

Heh. Jesus.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:53 PM (AkOaV)

946 we never did find out what he said to the Black Panthers

I think I have a pretty good idea what was said. Sigh.

Posted by: Priviledged White Guy at December 02, 2015 12:54 PM (Dwehj)

947 got in trouble over destroying classified documents

it seems all the rage now with govt agencies.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2015 12:54 PM (jOumW)

948 That was the breakpoint for me when I realized that if the president decided to break the law and he controlled the law, nothing would be done about it because honor, integrity, and virtue are dead.

zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: The MSM, America's Watchdog of Democracy at December 02, 2015 12:54 PM (8ZskC)

949 Ooohh. Using special emergency powers against terrorists to go after dope dealers?

Ehhhh... this may not end well for the French, folks.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
---------------------------------------------------
It wasn't going to anyway. Now that the S is HTF, they might at least wake up before it's too late.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 12:54 PM (E5UB0)

950 If this thread hits 1000, the terrorists win.

Posted by: Brother Cavil

Repost if you love America!

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at December 02, 2015 12:54 PM (/ciMI)

951 931 Sandy Berger, that was the real eye opener to me at the time. He blatantly, openly, and on camera was busted stealing highly secured secrets in an act of open espionage... and totally got away with it. Even the excuses were idiotic, but the press shrugged.

That was the breakpoint for me when I realized that if the president decided to break the law and he controlled the law, nothing would be done about it because honor, integrity, and virtue are dead. The only thing that got Nixon busted was a combination of him being a hated Republican and the people working under him still had a bit of virtue and integrity left.

No more.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 12:50 PM (39g3+)




Makes you wonder just how toxic the information in those documents was, that it was worth Berger's taking that risk.


Nixon got busted as payback for Alger Hiss, who was championed by the NYT and WaPo, who in turn led the charge against Nixon.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2015 12:54 PM (oKE6c)

952 Frankly, better France gets the jackboot lesson than us.

But, you know, it's going to happen to us, too.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 02, 2015 12:55 PM (XiVKO)

953 1,000



!!!!!!!

Posted by: Yo! at December 02, 2015 12:55 PM (GwIKd)

954 Nood, Cruz.

Posted by: rebel flounder at December 02, 2015 12:55 PM (3dOE/)

955 n00d.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2015 12:55 PM (AkOaV)

956 Rats,
Missed it

Posted by: Yo! at December 02, 2015 12:55 PM (GwIKd)

957 @ChadPergram 2h ago #Breaking Obama formally issues veto threat to budget reconciliation bill which repeals Obamacare/defunds Planned Parenthood.

2h ago Veto threat from Obama on bill to repeal Obamacare/defund Planned Parenthood was expected. GOP wants to dare Obama to veto it.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at December 02, 2015 12:55 PM (YjDyJ)

958 Bill Nye: Climate change caused the Paris attacks!

Parisians: maybe the guillotine isn't such a bad idea, after all.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 02, 2015 12:56 PM (39g3+)

959 951: "Makes you wonder just how toxic the information in those documents was, that it was worth Berger's taking that risk."

Nothing will change until some hands get nailed to the senate doors.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 02, 2015 12:56 PM (UPYPp)

960 He wanted his chakra released by a masseuse. I don't know what a chakra is but I think it's more akin to a happy ending than a kracken.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2015 12:41 PM (IWLe1)




Depends on the age of the releaser. *shudders*

Posted by: The windshield of your dad's Oldsmobile on prom night at December 02, 2015 12:57 PM (vgIRn)

961 Sometimes you are the DiCaprio, sometimes you are the bear.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 12:57 PM (E5UB0)

962 Some people are such assholes here..They just can't disagree withour getting snotty and condesending. prick
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2015 11:15 AM (gf8BH)


*without
Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 02, 2015 11:18 AM (mf5HN)

+1

Posted by: Draki at December 02, 2015 12:57 PM (RDNHx)

963 Dammit, there's a new guy up here who keeps trying to stuff the Book of Life into his socks. I hate Wednesdays.

Posted by: St. Peter at December 02, 2015 12:57 PM (UytBm)

964 There should be a law that if a govt official is found to have intentionally withheld documents from a Congressional subpoena that they are fined $1000 PER DAY of failure to disclose, just like the EPA, IRS, etc fine the shit out of citizens who withhold tax dollars, or when polluters "continue" to pollute, etc.

Hell even your local gubmint routinely gives stiff fines (by the day) for ongoing violations of building code etc.

Call it "Hillary's Law"

Posted by: Mad Gerald at December 02, 2015 12:59 PM (k8tEg)

965 Don't forget to tell the Chief it was me that broke the bear rape story.

Posted by: Jimmy Olson, Cub Reporter at December 02, 2015 12:59 PM (l3vZN)

966 Trump says build the wall.. goes up in polls.

Trump says many Mex invaders are criminals.. goes up in polls.

Trump doesn't like Fiorina's face.. goes up in polls.

Trump attacks Meghan Kelly.. goes up in polls.

Trump says thousands celebrated on 9/11.. goes up in polls.

Trump dodges black pastors meeting.. goes up in polls.

Trump meets with black pastors.. goes up in polls.

Trump gets called names by Linday Graham.. goes up in polls.

I'm seeing a pattern here.

Trump goes on Alex Jones.. will go up in polls.

Posted by: mindful webworker - statistically at December 02, 2015 01:01 PM (REkPr)

967 wsj paywalled

usa today has this on the French mosque shutdowns

http://usat.ly/1HGzxAK

go France

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 01:01 PM (ZIvXv)

968 968!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 02, 2015 01:05 PM (fWAjv)

969
Nixon got busted as payback for Alger Hiss, who was championed by the NYT and WaPo, who in turn led the charge against Nixon.

I just finished Being Nixon by Evan Thomas (yes, I know). It's a surprisingly sympathetic look at ol' Dick, and Thomas makes a good case that, as you said, Nixon was hounded because of Hiss, because Georgetown society thought he was a dumb Whitter hick who had no business sullying the house that JFK lived in, and because he hated the press so much they were bound and determined to destroy him.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2015 01:05 PM (X6fMO)

970 man, all good news in Our New Global Paradise

21 people dead in Kiev as protests continue
radical mosques in Paris closed, reveal ~334 weapons
mass shooting in New Orleans, 17 dead

Posted by: Feh at December 02, 2015 01:08 PM (ZIvXv)

971 Posted by: Jimmy Olson, Cub Reporter


*****

Golf clap!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 02, 2015 01:09 PM (NeFrd)

972 So Rahm Emanuel is taking a family vacation in Cuba and gets pissed when Politico reporter tells everyone. Rahm is such a punk. Here's hoping he gets a first hand look and experience of a Cuba gulag.

Posted by: dufuss at December 02, 2015 01:12 PM (9KGSK)

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