aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Overnight Open Thread (11-29-2015)
It is outrageous to suggest that I have ever referred to a distinguished figure such as Michael Mann as "Mr Fraudpants". I'm always very careful to refer to him as "Dr Fraudpants". His Nobel Prize is false, but his PhD appears to be genuine, at least at the time of writing.
-- Mark Steyn
Upset in the Iowa Polls: Ancient God Who Favors Child Sacrifice Now in the Lead
Frankly Moloch had fallen off of my radar almost completely other than the rare occasions when I need a neighbor's cow to sicken and die. But now he has decent shot at becoming known as Moloch, Devourer of All Flesh and President of the United States.
Moloch: 31%
SMOD: 29%
Cthulhu: 22%
SMBH: 3%
Undecided, but committed to nihilism in general: 15%
Apparently Moloch isn't into the whole social media thing so the only online picture I could find is this one off of a really old GeoCities page.
Weekly Commenter Standings
Top 10 commenters:
1 [507 comments] 'Bruce Boehner' [71.21 posts/day]
2 [323 comments] 'Nevergiveup'
3 [308 comments] 'logprof'
4 [305 comments] 'Ricardo Kill'
5 [287 comments] 'Bruce With a Wang!'
6 [278 comments] 'Harry Paratestes'
7 [271 comments] 'chemjeff'
8 [269 comments] 'Christopher Taylor'
9 [259 comments] 'willow'
10 [248 comments] 'Nip Sip'
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [63 names] 'Moron gourmand' [8.85 unique names/day]
2 [51 names] 'Turd Ferguson'
3 [47 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
4 [45 names] 'Bruce Boehner'
5 [42 names] 'Bertram Cabot Jr.'
6 [41 names] 'logprof'
7 [39 names] 'Bruce Boehner'
8 [38 names] 'Bruce Boehner'
9 [36 names] 'The Political Hat'
10 [34 names] 'U of Missou Snowflake'
The group. Banned on 12 universities.
Where it's at - the Twitter
Tonight's post brought to you by Mars this past Wednesday:
Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to the usual suspects. No bailment is created by participation in this 'ONT'.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:16 PM (P4OkF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 11:16 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:16 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:17 PM (aSPwI)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 29, 2015 11:17 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:17 PM (aSPwI)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:18 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:18 PM (vL/IL)
Jesus. I have a roommate coming back home from Cali who has rented half my house in absentia since he got a contract job 15 months ago. He has been traveling home since last Wednesday.
He has asked that I wait up for him. Just texted him and he got to a bar near our house 2 hours ago and plans to hang there until midnight. WTAF?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:14 PM (aSPwI)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:19 PM (aSPwI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2015 11:19 PM (9YDUz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:18 PM (vL/IL)
It's been lighter.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:19 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: But so what at November 29, 2015 11:19 PM (7wyDO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 29, 2015 11:19 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:18 PM (vL/IL)
You should have seen what I had 11 minutes ago. Now quitcherbitchin.
Posted by: Maetenloch at November 29, 2015 11:19 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: Herr Doktor Fraudpants, to you! at November 29, 2015 11:20 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 29, 2015 11:20 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:20 PM (VROg+)
The customer is always right. Especially if you have a buyer.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at November 29, 2015 11:21 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:21 PM (aSPwI)
Posted by: a blind zebra at November 29, 2015 11:21 PM (AJkxb)
9 Carried from the last thread:
Jesus. I have a roommate coming back home from Cali who has rented half my house in absentia since he got a contract job 15 months ago. He has been traveling home since last Wednesday.
He has asked that I wait up for him. Just texted him and he got to a bar near our house 2 hours ago and plans to hang there until midnight. WTAF?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:14 PM (aSPwI)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:19 PM (aSPwI)
Did he have an explanation of why he wanted you to wait up for him an extra two hours? Of what benefit it might be to you? I mean, if he wants you awake in order to properly receive several kilos of gold bullion, I might see it.....
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:22 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:22 PM (P4OkF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 11:16 PM (0O7c5)
well, I told you I was married when we got hitched.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2015 11:22 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 29, 2015 11:22 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Eyegore at November 29, 2015 11:22 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: a blind zebra at November 29, 2015 11:23 PM (AJkxb)
near our house 2 hours ago and plans to hang there until midnight.
WTAF?
Go to bar, apply chloroform. Apologize to everyone for your roommate "drinking too much" and haul his ass back to the house.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 29, 2015 11:23 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2015 11:23 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 11:23 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:22 PM (P4OkF)
I'm this close ][ to calling in a favor from Moloch on your ass.
Posted by: Maetenloch at November 29, 2015 11:24 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 11:25 PM (oPXDw)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 11:25 PM (vsbNu)
You say that like it's a bad thing. What am I bid for these intact aborted baby heads?
Posted by: Planned Unparenthood at November 29, 2015 11:25 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:18 PM (EzgxV)
Cooth, I still think you have a shoot at Veep...
Posted by: The Presidential Hat at November 29, 2015 11:25 PM (vBeA5)
How foggy? A Princess Cruise ship is anchored offshore, as it's too foggy to navigate halfway up the Houston Ship Channel to the Bayport Cruise Terminal.
And if you want a howler of a lesson in the venal, corrupt and penurious nature of Houston Politics....well, just Bing up that cruise terminal in your search.
There is not "graft" associated with that project. No, the whole damn project is nothing BUT graft, from beginning to end.
It was supposed to generate revenue to the City from collecting lease and docking fees.
Instead, it's such a White Elephant, that the Port of Houston has to pay the cruise lines millions of dollars per year, just to use the damn thing.
Makes funding the stadium for the Texans, Astros and other teams look like downright good deals for the beleaguered taxpayers.
And makes me glad that I'm not a Houstonite, too. Galveston has enough tax n' spend fraud of it's own, but damn, that cruise terminal is the Taj Majal of civic profiteering.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2015 11:25 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 11:25 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2015 11:26 PM (rwI+c)
I'm this close ][ to calling in a favor from Moloch on your ass.
Posted by: Maetenloch at November 29, 2015 11:24 PM (wqVD1)
Well I'm glad you had a rockin weekend until 30 minutes ago
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:26 PM (QdyoO)
Posted by: Gonk at November 29, 2015 11:26 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:20 PM (VROg+)
******
It won't if I wait up for this now unemployed douchebag. So, down to the man cave/In law Suite I go.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:27 PM (aSPwI)
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 11:27 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:18 PM (vL/IL)
You should have seen what I had 11 minutes ago. Now quitcherbitchin.
Posted by: Maetenloch at November 29, 2015 11:19 PM (wqVD1)
Did you see the Maet-signal in the last thread?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:27 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 29, 2015 11:27 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 29, 2015 11:28 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: President Prissy Pants at November 29, 2015 11:28 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Gonk at November 29, 2015 11:28 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:27 PM (EzgxV)
Nope. I literally just home from traveling most of the day. I know nothing.
Posted by: Maetenloch at November 29, 2015 11:29 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: zombie Amb. Stevens at November 29, 2015 11:29 PM (AJkxb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:29 PM (P4OkF)
Otoh, I can see why the Yellowstone Supervolcano doesn't have many adherents, with the US paying the heaviest price and no assurance that our enemies will suffer enough as well.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2015 11:29 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2015 11:30 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Gonk at November 29, 2015 11:28 PM (vsbNu)<<<
There!Are!Three!
Bruces!
Posted by: Capt. Picard at November 29, 2015 11:30 PM (AJkxb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2015 11:30 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Gonk at November 29, 2015 11:28 PM (vsbNu)
I think there are several morons who regularly sockpuppet that nic.
Posted by: Maetenloch at November 29, 2015 11:31 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 11:31 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: zombie Amb. Stevens at November 29, 2015 11:29 PM (AJkxb)
Is that German for drunk bitch?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:32 PM (UiGnh)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 11:32 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:22 PM (EzgxV)
*****
My guess is that he would like to explain why his 49 year old sister who comes with him does not count as an adult and should not be included in the division of bills proportionally.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:32 PM (aSPwI)
Or he goes from several locations.
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 11:33 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 11:33 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:27 PM (EzgxV)
Nope. I literally just home from traveling most of the day. I know nothing.
Posted by: Maetenloch at November 29, 2015 11:29 PM (wqVD1)
I hope they were productive travels and your home is a fine refuge from them. Furthermore, I hope your home is well-stocked with libations, you've got your shoes off, and you're having a nice relax.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:34 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:32 PM (UiGnh)
That's just hilarious.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2015 11:34 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 29, 2015 11:34 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:34 PM (DmRs2)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 11:34 PM (oPXDw)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 11:36 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 11:36 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: a blind zebra at November 29, 2015 11:36 PM (AJkxb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:36 PM (MwNIp)
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 29, 2015 11:36 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:29 PM (P4OkF)
@268 in prior thread -- about 3 minutes before the time indicated by Maet as having bupkis.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:36 PM (EzgxV)
1 [507 comments] 'Bruce Boehner' [71.21 posts/day]
...
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
...
7 [39 names] 'Bruce Boehner'
8 [38 names] 'Bruce Boehner'
Yeah, I call for a recount.
But, re content-lite ONT, cut Capt. Maet some slack. We're all still under the influence of Turkey day, right?
* save-a-slot double comment *
Watched last night's Dr Who tonight. Better than anything this season. Figured out the "breakthrough" just before the last few rounds.
I said the other day they were doing such bad episodes so when Moffett came back it would look good. I was right.
Posted by: mindful webworker - fading fast at November 29, 2015 11:37 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2015 11:37 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 29, 2015 11:38 PM (7O9ts)
I'm too old to be moving major appliances.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:39 PM (QdyoO)
Maybe he got trampled in a Walmart Black Friday stampede.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2015 11:40 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 11:40 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: My Sisters' Brother at November 29, 2015 11:40 PM (gNDl5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 11:40 PM (0O7c5)
*****
Only you can answer that for yourself.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:41 PM (aSPwI)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2015 11:42 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: neil degrasse tyson at November 29, 2015 11:42 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:22 PM (EzgxV)
*****
My guess is that he would like to explain why his 49 year old sister who comes with him does not count as an adult and should not be included in the division of bills proportionally.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:32 PM (aSPwI)
And he somehow thinks that sugarcoating that turd will go better if he jerks you around for an additional two hours at bedtime? Did you get this roommate from the Georgia State Home for the Mentally Deficient? Were I in your shoes, I'd be doing a low boil at this point.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:42 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 29, 2015 11:42 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 11:42 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 29, 2015 11:42 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: My Sisters' Brother at November 29, 2015 11:40 PM (gNDl5)
It is certainly better than spring in uranus.
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 29, 2015 11:43 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 11:43 PM (oFSUK)
Moloch = Planned Parenthood with Additional Child Roasting services - same murder, more smoke.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 29, 2015 11:38 PM (7O9ts)
Same old Progressives. They never change. The leadership lives like princes, everyone else gets the table scraps, and you're told to sacrifice your children for the sake of prosperity.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 29, 2015 11:43 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2015 11:43 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: a blind zebra at November 29, 2015 11:43 PM (AJkxb)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 29, 2015 11:43 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:44 PM (+oRxW)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 11:44 PM (oPXDw)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 29, 2015 11:45 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:42 PM (EzgxV)
******
I already went down to my (safe?) space for the night. Fuck him.
When he was last here, a good roommate. Now, he has a sister that is a Snowflake with him who has all sorts of excuses why she can't pay her share.
I told him that was cool, he could pay her third. That is when the texting stopped.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:46 PM (aSPwI)
But I like weird.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2015 11:47 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Prevent Defense Coordinator at November 29, 2015 11:47 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 11:47 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:47 PM (2zd9l)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 11:48 PM (ODxAs)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671017567792857089
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671017734617104384
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671017889122672643
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671018071826563073
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2015 11:48 PM (G3ZCw)
I don't know, they've done well this half. And they didn't get injured.
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 11:49 PM (n22zQ)
It's practically been my middle-name for the last month-and-some.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:49 PM (EzgxV)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671018279314579458
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671018414429839361
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671018558894292992
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671018722853789698
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2015 11:50 PM (G3ZCw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:51 PM (Oy0zJ)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 29, 2015 11:51 PM (z+4T3)
Posted by: STFU at November 29, 2015 11:51 PM (ftJ4J)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:49 PM (EzgxV)
*****
I have 2 doors open to vent the lower level right now. About 70 here, great for this time of year.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:51 PM (aSPwI)
--------
Can't stand the smug little bastard. I hate smug.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 29, 2015 11:51 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2015 11:52 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:53 PM (qhUQl)
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at November 29, 2015 11:53 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 11:53 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2015 11:53 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at November 29, 2015 11:53 PM (P33FP)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 11:53 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 29, 2015 11:53 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:53 PM (7uC+4)
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 11:54 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 11:54 PM (oPXDw)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2015 11:54 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: let it snow at November 29, 2015 11:54 PM (ftJ4J)
Posted by: Dyslexic Arnold at November 29, 2015 11:54 PM (FkBIv)
I told him that was cool, he could pay her third. That is when the texting stopped.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:46 PM (aSPwI)
My sister in law and my brother in law each have a sibling who is a freeloader. Their freeloading attempts go on for decades. Good luck.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2015 11:54 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 29, 2015 11:55 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at November 29, 2015 11:55 PM (P33FP)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 29, 2015 11:55 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at November 29, 2015 11:55 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2015 11:56 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:56 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eman at November 29, 2015 11:56 PM (MQEz6)
I don't know, they've done well this half. And they didn't get injured.
Let's just pretend I never said that.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 11:56 PM (oPXDw)
won one more game!
Posted by: Peyton Manning's new Nationwide Jingle at November 29, 2015 11:56 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 11:56 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 29, 2015 11:56 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: JB1000 at November 29, 2015 11:57 PM (DYdhz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:57 PM (ZZgPW)
Osweiller's the quarterback...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 29, 2015 11:55 PM (xq1UY)
Keep working at it.
Posted by: Peyton Manning's Nationwide Jingle at November 29, 2015 11:57 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2015 11:57 PM (rwI+c)
I know they're a company conservatives don't want to do business with, but i gotta admit Progressive Insurance's commercials are funny/fun to watch.
I particularly like the ones they've done that are made to look like 1970s/early 1980s education films.
"This isn't lactose, it's milk!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2015 11:58 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 29, 2015 11:58 PM (3dOE/)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 11:59 PM (oPXDw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 11:59 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:59 PM (vL/IL)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 29, 2015 11:59 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 11:59 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 12:00 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2015 12:00 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:02 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2015 12:02 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:02 AM (VROg+)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2015 12:02 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:03 AM (UiGnh)
I'm too old to be moving major appliances.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:39 PM (QdyoO)
Consumer confidence will be "unexpectedly lower" this month I bet.
Just from the Mrs and I's observation this past weekend, Black Friday sales will be "unexpectedly lower than forecast". Easy entrance and exit into the area's 2nd largest mall on Friday, and WalMart was a little bit more crowded on Saturday than a regular Saturday.
Even downtown on "Small Business Saturday" was way off from recent years.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 30, 2015 12:04 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2015 12:00 AM (MQEz6)
Brady? Is that you?
Posted by: rebel flounder at November 30, 2015 12:04 AM (3dOE/)
Fucking dropped punt.
-------
Temp at game time was in the twenties. And snowing. Catching a football in those conditions is like trying to catch a high speed, heavily greased, brick. Lot of missed passes on both sides tonight. Except for Damarius Thomas. He fucked up. A lot.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 30, 2015 12:04 AM (9iR5/)
If it hastens Peyton on his way, maybe we all won tonight.
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2015 12:04 AM (n22zQ)
Funnily enough, it made for a nice b-day also, thanks to my first-born. She did all the cooking.
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:04 AM (zyIlW)
I know MH, but he could have run the clock way down with 3 minutes left. But yeah, Pats have a bad run D.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2015 12:05 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:57 PM (ZZgPW)[/oi]
Or she could peddle her ass on the street. According to a couple of "Cops" episodes they get all of fifteen bucks per screw. And their being flabby and run down doesn't seem to be a problem.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2015 12:05 AM (kGrwF)
And the Cam hype that was already in full force is going to be stratospheric now.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 30, 2015 12:07 AM (VviqM)
They quote some Australian newspaper's worried article saying that the TPP would allow Aussie companies to be sued for violating terms of any other treaty that Australia signs on to, presumably including the upcoming Paris Climate Treaty.
Posted by: Made up name at November 30, 2015 12:07 AM (T01Xq)
And Syrian 'refugees' love to shop. Do you see where I'm going with this? I'm authorizing the import of 200% of all Syrians...
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 30, 2015 12:07 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2015 11:54 PM (kGrwF)
*****
Thanks, but it's cool. She is his sister, and therefore not my problem. This has been carefully explained to him prior to their arrival.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 30, 2015 12:07 AM (aSPwI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2015 12:05 AM (kGrwF)
well, lots of variables there, the low end of scale is usually meth addicts without teeth so. she may as well work it off around his house. definitely needs a little cheering up so he is less cranky.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2015 12:07 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 30, 2015 12:07 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2015 12:08 AM (ODxAs)
Perhaps there's a daguerreotype, or a brass rubbing.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 30, 2015 12:08 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: PabloD at November 30, 2015 12:08 AM (eOnMX)
-----
Why all the Big Ear hate? I have big ears! In fact, my Dad used to tell me I looked like a taxi cab going down Main Street with the back doors open.
Lots and lots of reasons to hate Belichek.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 30, 2015 12:08 AM (9iR5/)
I'm too old to be moving major appliances.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:39 PM (QdyoO)
Consumer confidence will be "unexpectedly lower" this month I bet.
Just from the Mrs and I's observation this past weekend, Black Friday sales will be "unexpectedly lower than forecast". Easy entrance and exit into the area's 2nd largest mall on Friday, and WalMart was a little bit more crowded on Saturday than a regular Saturday.
Even downtown on "Small Business Saturday" was way off from recent years.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 30, 2015 12:04 AM (Z7G74)
I've got a 40W CO2 laser coming to Casa de Cthulhu. From China, so it will be lacking safety interlocks that normally would be assumed.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 12:09 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: beavis at November 30, 2015 12:09 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2015 12:10 AM (kGrwF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2015 12:10 AM (vb33c)
The 3 kids, Mrs. MH and I all had cooking duties on Friday. We celebrated l day later.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:10 AM (ZZgPW)
Posted by: some cybernetic organism at November 30, 2015 12:11 AM (ftJ4J)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2015 12:05 AM (kGrwF)
*****
She already kinda does that, just not smart enough to do it for direct cash. Decent looking, but crazy eyes and all that this entails.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 30, 2015 12:11 AM (aSPwI)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 30, 2015 12:11 AM (xq1UY)
Try not to go all Herbert Lom/Chief Inspector Dreyfus on the UN. ;-)
(will explain this reference if needed)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2015 12:12 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:12 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2015 12:13 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2015 12:10 AM (vb33c)
Hot water expenses don't typically stay the same if there are three adults showering/doing laundry/washing dishes rather than two. People typically don't adjust the landscape maintenance guy, but there are real reasons to adjust.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 12:13 AM (EzgxV)
Had a funny thought yesterday that someone could easily do a comedy remake: just make Ava Windows-based.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2015 12:14 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 12:14 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2015 12:10 AM (vb33c)
****
It is not a GF, it is a Sister. Regardless, if there is an adult capable of splitting the bills, divided they will be.
This is the rule in Casa de MWNP, anyway.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 30, 2015 12:14 AM (aSPwI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:14 AM (qhUQl)
(can I have one of those platinum memberships now?)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 12:15 AM (uZNvH)
It would make for a very funny genre flip...
If one sees Windows as comical as opposed to the tragedy it really is.
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:16 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2015 12:17 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:18 AM (8PcKC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2015 12:17 AM (ODxAs)
******
Agreed, but it is more than that. If this dude thinks that she is a special snowflake and should not pay, he can pay her share.
Really just about money.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 30, 2015 12:19 AM (aSPwI)
But damn, if he doesn't shut his mouth pretty soon he's going to get raped when the trial finally starts in his case with Mann. Judges do NOT like hearing how useless they are in the press by one of the litigants.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 12:20 AM (QWtgr)
umm... uhh... think I will stick to cooking then
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 12:23 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:23 AM (09Lhy)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 12:23 AM (uZNvH)
******
It is always wise to play to your strengths.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 30, 2015 12:24 AM (aSPwI)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 30, 2015 12:24 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:25 AM (QdyoO)
You never know. Dr No may have built one.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 30, 2015 12:11 AM (xq1UY)
It is water-cooled. One place wanted $700 for a special coolant system....I'm going with a $100 Walmart dorm fridge to put the coolant bucket in -- cut notches in the gasket for water in, water out, and pump power in.
I've got all sorts of nutty things to do with this thing already, and it's not even close to being turned here or turned-on. For example, Sur La Table is having a big thing about "sous-vide" cooking -- where you seal a steak in a bag and cook it in water at low temps until done, then sear the outside with a blowtorch ...... or, perhaps, a 40W CO2 laser.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 12:25 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 12:26 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2015 12:27 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 30, 2015 12:28 AM (VviqM)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at November 30, 2015 12:29 AM (OQ9R7)
- Convert french fries from straight to curly
- Fuse the dog and the cat together
- Melt Congress
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2015 12:30 AM (ntObR)
Try not to go all Herbert Lom/Chief Inspector Dreyfus on the UN. ;-)
(will explain this reference if needed)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2015 12:12 AM (ntObR)
No need. This is just another power tool. I'm rating it at "table saw/mill/lathe" levels of risk of use (partially because the actual beam is invisible). I will not turn it on until I own and am using suitable safety gear.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 12:30 AM (EzgxV)
Issuu now has some killer Xmas treats to make. Can't wait for the new stove in 2 weeks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:31 AM (QdyoO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2015 12:32 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 12:35 AM (QWtgr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2015 12:10 AM (vb33c)
Expenses won't stay the same. Utilities should go up. Minimally, she should pay her share of cable, electricity, wifi, heat, water, and landline if there is one.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2015 12:35 AM (kGrwF)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2015 12:27 AM (dULJN)
201 Can't wait for the day when someone finally gets tired of belichicks 3 word answers to press conference questions and goes to the podium to bitch slap his ass.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 30, 2015 12:28 AM (VviqM)
Ha ha. Biggest chuckle of the night. Belichek is best coach since Shula roamed the sidelines. He will be sporting new SB rings while you vent here in the ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:35 AM (Oy0zJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2015 12:36 AM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at November 30, 2015 12:37 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 12:38 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:38 AM (ZZgPW)
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:39 AM (zyIlW)
in reality, it's the landlord's call what the rent situation is like
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 12:39 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 30, 2015 12:11 AM (aSPwI)
Please tell me she isn't one of those pathetic souls who puts out for a drink in a bar.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2015 12:39 AM (kGrwF)
No doubt, doesn't change the fact that he's a dick.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 30, 2015 12:39 AM (VviqM)
- Convert french fries from straight to curly
- Fuse the dog and the cat together
- Melt Congress
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2015 12:30 AM (ntObR)
From the basic information (badly translated), it appears that the beam is about 1/4" across. For etching/burning, it runs through a lens that focuses it to 1/1000" at a distance of about 2". There are all sorts of fun things to think about in those specifications.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW)
They did some fun things. Boys will be boys.
One of the more interesting lasers I was around was an Argon laser which was pumped with an exploding wire.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2015 12:41 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at November 30, 2015 12:42 AM (OQ9R7)
Slappy belated Birthday, SMFH.
-May you Blessings be small; yet enduring and consequential.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at November 30, 2015 12:37 AM (OQ9R7)
And Happy Belated Birthday to SMFH, from Cooth who has a lot of catching-up to do.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 12:42 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 30, 2015 12:42 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:43 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW)
Lawn.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 12:43 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:44 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: a frikkin' shark, waiting for his frikkin' laser head wear at November 30, 2015 12:44 AM (AJkxb)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 12:46 AM (QWtgr)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 30, 2015 12:47 AM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:31 AM (QdyoO)
They used to have that at my dentist's office. It always had recipes torn out of it. I ripped a couple out myself. Is defacing dentist office magazines a crime?
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2015 12:47 AM (kGrwF)
Short answers at press conference is a dick? Thought us morons like it when the press are put in their place. Hoodies? Hell I love hoodies. Doesn't conform to the dress code nazis.
He's not a showboat, he just f@cking wins. And I'm not a Pats fan. I bleed green & gold
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:48 AM (09Lhy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2015 12:48 AM (9mTYi)
You got what, five years on me? Pfft.
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:44 AM (zyIlW)
Six and change. But the years have been kinder to you. You look at least 20 years younger than I do.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 12:49 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2015 12:48 AM (9mTYi)
*****
I make an opening bid of 5x/night.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 30, 2015 12:49 AM (aSPwI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2015 12:47 AM (kGrwF)
I think the criminality of dentist office magazine vandalism is inversely proportional to the amount of pain that said dentist inflicts upon you
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 12:50 AM (uZNvH)
--------
Name one other coach whose had as many cheating controversies as he has.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 30, 2015 12:50 AM (9iR5/)
You can get recipes from their website as well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:51 AM (s0Kry)
One thing that appears to be getting more and more popular, at least in SoCal: sedation dentistry. They knock you out for everything.
"My teeth look and feel great, but I just can't figure out how I got pregnant so suddenly..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2015 12:52 AM (ntObR)
--------
Name one other coach whose had as many cheating controversies as he has.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 30, 2015 12:50 AM (9iR5/)
well, no one really cares if a coach cheats and loses.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2015 12:53 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2015 12:48 AM (9mTYi)
I had midday-blackout-level sleep apnea before I turned 40, and was getting-up several times a night to piss....then got CPAP and have slept through the night since. It's a symptom that deserves more attention than it gets.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 12:55 AM (EzgxV)
That leaves the film thing
Which all teams do. Doesn't make it right. Just a realistic fact. They just got caught.
What games did they win when they cheated?
Had they not cheated would they have lost?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:55 AM (2zd9l)
I turned 47, and no one is crazy enough to even attempt to spank me.
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW)
=======hmmmmm
beautiful woman. certain death. decisions, decisions.
Posted by: jc at November 30, 2015 12:57 AM (iRJ+A)
Belichick is the Dick Cheney of the NFL.
Hates... well at least loathes the media... and having to dance for them.
Ditto for the NFL powers that be. The signature cut up sweatshirts were always a big thumb in the eye to the league office.
Sure, he makes his living with them, but recognizes they're clowns, and it's fun to watch him stirring shit up when he does.
Posted by: Cheney/Belichick! 2016 at November 30, 2015 12:57 AM (AJkxb)
So let it be written ...
Posted by: Chairface Chippendale at November 30, 2015 12:58 AM (ftJ4J)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:58 AM (2zd9l)
I turned 47, and no one is crazy enough to even attempt to spank me.
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW)
=======hmmmmm
beautiful woman. certain death. decisions, decisions.
Posted by: jc at November 30, 2015 12:57 AM (iRJ+A)
Hey, jc!!!! How are Moose und Squirrel und python-like railing und your own bad self?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 12:58 AM (EzgxV)
All the Belichek haters. If he were to leave the Pats and came to your
favorite team what would be your honest feelings opinion?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:58 AM (2zd9l)
I would say "boy I hope Andy Reid doesn't wind up homeless down by the river"
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 01:00 AM (uZNvH)
DROP AND GIMME TWENNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUSHUPS, SOLDIER!
And I'm nearly olde enough to be yer Dad, so you'd best be showing me a proper military form on those reps.
Or do you need me to allow the Adjusted Rangerette Standards?
*runs!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2015 01:00 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: Hillary's alchoholic depression at November 30, 2015 01:00 AM (ZufZo)
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 01:01 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 01:01 AM (ZZgPW)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 01:02 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 01:02 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 01:03 AM (qhUQl)
Had plenty of beer to go with the turkey and stuffing. No cake, but cheesecakes and pies more than made up for that oversight.
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 01:03 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 01:03 AM (bLnSU)
DROP AND GIMME TWENNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUSHUPS, SOLDIER!
And I'm nearly olde enough to be yer Dad, so you'd best be showing me a proper military form on those reps.
Or do you need me to allow the Adjusted Rangerette Standards?
*runs!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2015 01:00 AM (McRlu)
Speaking of which, how are you healing up after falling through a roof and off a curb? Going after Evel Knievel's record for superannuated scar tissue?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 01:04 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 01:04 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: cortezoid at November 30, 2015 01:04 AM (SerR8)
Well that's the thing, he's not getting questions that are out of bounds, he's just getting the usual questions every coach gets asked, what did you think about a certain players performance, can you give us an update on so and so's injury and so on, sure they're bland and boring and every coach probably hates having to answer them, but they do answer them, except Belichick, who stands there and mumbles a couple of words that amount to nothing. If he was getting outlandish questions his schtick would have the effect of putting the press in their place, but there's just no reason not to answer the normal questions that get asked every game, Marshawn Lynch does the same thing, they get paid lots of money, it's not going to kill them to answer some bland questions.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 30, 2015 01:04 AM (VviqM)
Posted by: neil degrasse tyson at November 29, 2015 11:42 PM (EWg9n)
Amongst other Sailor Scouts...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/numy26h
NSFW
Posted by: Sailor Hat at November 30, 2015 01:05 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 12:58 AM (EzgxV)
===no shit. Yesterday I start the car, let it warm a moment, and put it in reverse. When I checked the mirror there was a moose walking behind the car -- right behind the car -- close enough to leave hair on the car. Went from the right to the left. A second slower and I never would have seen it and I would have backed right into it.
never had one do that to me before.
Posted by: jc at November 30, 2015 01:05 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 12:58 AM (EzgxV)
===no shit. Yesterday I start the car, let it warm a moment, and put it in reverse. When I checked the mirror there was a moose walking behind the car -- right behind the car -- close enough to leave hair on the car. Went from the right to the left. A second slower and I never would have seen it and I would have backed right into it.
never had one do that to me before.
Posted by: jc at November 30, 2015 01:05 AM (iRJ+A)
We don't get that here. What we do get is a lot of people driving very competitively who have evidently been in the country about 20 minutes. I'd rather have the moose.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 01:08 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 01:09 AM (2zd9l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:09 AM (QF8oJ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 01:04 AM (bLnSU)
Are you ready to style yourself "Merovign Brawndo" because you've been stuffed so full of electrolytes?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 01:10 AM (EzgxV)
With Cthulhu, you get zombies.
Posted by: Hillary's alchoholic depression at November 30, 2015 01:00 AM (ZufZo)
A mi-go in every home!
Posted by: Charles Dexter Ward, Chairman of Cthulhu for President 2016 at November 30, 2015 01:10 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:11 AM (QF8oJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Keep the plot to yourself, lest you find comfort in telling others.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2015 01:11 AM (9YDUz)
With Cthulhu, you get zombies.
Posted by: Hillary's alchoholic depression at November 30, 2015 01:00 AM (ZufZo)
A mi-go in every home!
Posted by: Charles Dexter Ward, Chairman of Cthulhu for President 2016 at November 30, 2015 01:10 AM (vBeA5)
Hola, a mi-go'z en loz intertuboz!
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 01:11 AM (EzgxV)
people driving very competitively who have evidently been in the country
about 20 minutes. I'd rather have the moose.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 01:08 AM (EzgxV)
====speaking of leaving the driveway looking for competition --
https://youtu.be/vtdW4EDJRd0
Posted by: jc at November 30, 2015 01:12 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW) lissten if you are going to keep complaining I may haev to swing by and solve this for you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2015 01:12 AM (vb33c)
Class is going well, a bit accelerated due to the holidays.
I got an A+ on my final draft script from my last class. Will be using it for my genre flip, which is the final for this class.
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 01:13 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2015 01:13 AM (ntObR)
Thanks for asking. Am simply enduring the (very considerable) pain, and waiting to amass the funds to take steps to deal with it.
Until then, it's careful with the aspirin, miserly with the vicodin, and rationed with the bourbon before (for what it's worth), bedtime.
Not that it lets me have more than an hour's sleep at a time.
In other words, it sucks, but all I can do is press forward, carry on, quit whining and find a way.
But if anyone knows of a charity minded Houston/Galveston area doctor who might help, I'd sure appreciate the introduction.
With that, I'm logging off and gonna put the shoulder in a scalding shower before bed. Might not be the "right thing" to do therapeutically, but it soothes and allows some rest. So for me, it's the right thing, regardless.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde, and again, Happy Birthday, Ms. SMFH!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2015 01:13 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 01:14 AM (QvClr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 01:17 AM (8PcKC)
The Wall - Iraq, 2009, American sniper, Allen Locke, takes cover behind a prayer wall as the 'fact-based Iraqi ghost sniper', stalks him from afar but what begins as a simple shootout ends with mind-blowing twist.
SMFH, do you want to dip your toe into this pool?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:18 AM (QF8oJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 01:19 AM (09Lhy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:20 AM (QF8oJ)
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 01:20 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:21 AM (QF8oJ)
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 01:23 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 01:23 AM (uZNvH)
'withering shrub' ???
How about withered shrub you nimrod...
And this thing has 15 reviews and 4.5 stars?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:23 AM (QF8oJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 01:24 AM (vL/IL)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 01:25 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 01:25 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 01:27 AM (uZNvH)
'withering shrub' ???
How about withered shrub you nimrod...
-----------------
*?*
So those Azaleas out front are *not* withering Azaleas?
How is your confidence level on this?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2015 01:27 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 01:29 AM (2zd9l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:29 AM (QF8oJ)
Posted by: JohnHM at November 30, 2015 01:31 AM (VekM5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 01:31 AM (qhUQl)
But it's all we have!
Posted by: The Knights Who Say Ni! at November 30, 2015 01:31 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:32 AM (QF8oJ)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 01:32 AM (QWtgr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:29 AM (QF8oJ)
*Gets out herring*
Posted by: The Knights who say Ni! at November 30, 2015 01:33 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:34 AM (QF8oJ)
Posted by: JohnHM at November 30, 2015 01:31 AM (VekM5)
Did you?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 01:36 AM (EzgxV)
She said he's just like Jack, won't take no for an answer.
So, Bill came close to raping Jackie Kennedy.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 01:39 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2015 01:39 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2015 01:39 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2015 01:39 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 01:40 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:41 AM (QF8oJ)
Posted by: Withering Heights at November 30, 2015 01:41 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2015 01:41 AM (QWtgr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2015 01:42 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 01:43 AM (DmRs2)
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW)
They must spank us all!!!!!
Posted by: The Noble Sisterhood of Zoot ... at November 30, 2015 01:43 AM (jnAIZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 01:45 AM (DmRs2)
Posted by: The Knights who say Ni! at November 30, 2015 01:33 AM (vBeA5)
SPEAK UP!
I'M HARD OF HERRING!!!!
Posted by: Eh? at November 30, 2015 01:45 AM (jnAIZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:47 AM (QF8oJ)
about the most stupid thing to play sniper behind. Yeah, after
describing all the sand and only one tree. The sniper with his rifle is
hiding behind this one shrub.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:29 AM
Yeah, but they wouldn't expect it. They'd be looking everywhere else, thinking you couldn't possibly be so retarded to hide there. Brilliant!!!
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 01:47 AM (EWg9n)
Many of my favorite commenters are here , (Mero!), L.T.N.S!
It is horseshit coincidence that I am confined to an extensive process so as to correspond with my favorite Morons.
As is the case, I'll simply wish each and every one of you God's Grace.
Please Believe.
I have gleaned significant inspiration from The Horde. Negatives and cynicism aside, you are a tie to reality for its laws and Constitutional bounds.
I've also found no greater source for internal combustion engines.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
...this took me twenty-five minutes to "type".
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at November 30, 2015 01:48 AM (OQ9R7)
saw/mill/lathe" levels of risk of use (partially because the actual beam
is invisible). I will not turn it on until I own and am using suitable
safety gear. - Cthulhu
As the warning sign says,
CAUTION
BIG SCARY LASER
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LOOK DIRECTLY INTO BEAM WITH REMAINING EYE
Posted by: Flying Tiger Comics at November 30, 2015 01:48 AM (MGHOx)
Posted by: alternate History presents at November 30, 2015 01:48 AM (ftJ4J)
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW)
They must spank us all!!!!!
Posted by: The Noble Sisterhood of Zoot ... at November 30, 2015 01:43 AM (jnAIZ)
I got my parents to stop spanking me before I was 10 years old -- just by saying, "you enjoyed that, didn't you?" after each time. I also racked up a score of 0 cthulhu repentances/2 broken hairbrushes before they gave up.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 01:49 AM (EzgxV)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 01:49 AM (s0Kry)
Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Posted by: Eric Idle at November 30, 2015 01:49 AM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:52 AM (QF8oJ)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 01:53 AM (uZNvH)
I don't know if anyone else has heard of some efforts in the US Congress
to require police to give specific verbal warnings about rights to be
represented by a lawyer before accessing GPS data. It's the
Garmin/Miranda Movement......
And it's enforced with a Mossberg 12-gauge. Boom-chika-Boom...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 30, 2015 01:53 AM (Kucy5)
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2015 01:54 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:55 AM (QF8oJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 01:45 AM (DmRs2)
I am honored to be mentioned in the same sentence as Seamus Muldoon when it pumes to cons.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 01:55 AM (EzgxV)
311 I turned 47, and no one is crazy enough to even attempt to spank me.
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW)
Is SMFH actually AtC?
Posted by: Arbalest at November 30, 2015 01:55 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2015 01:56 AM (vsbNu)
wwwhhheeewww! Damn, that's bright!!!!
*wonders what to do next*
Posted by: Adriane the Literal Critic ... at November 30, 2015 01:57 AM (jnAIZ)
Posted by: SATs at November 30, 2015 01:57 AM (ftJ4J)
311 I turned 47, and no one is crazy enough to even attempt to spank me.
Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW)
Is SMFH actually AtC?
Posted by: Arbalest at November 30, 2015 01:55 AM (FlRtG)
You try to coax SMFH onto a little stepladder, she'll kick your ass upside-down and sideways.....
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 01:58 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 02:06 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 02:06 AM (kd0u2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 02:07 AM (QF8oJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Literal Critic ... at November 30, 2015 02:09 AM (jnAIZ)
Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2015 02:09 AM (vsbNu)
https://youtu.be/WblNctc3ys0
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:55 AM (QF8oJ)
Need DMC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYt8dvbuk2s
Posted by: Krauser III at November 30, 2015 02:10 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 02:13 AM (uZNvH)
Ya just can't make this shit up.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at November 30, 2015 02:18 AM (1eYr7)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 02:21 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: watching Tora Tora Tora at November 30, 2015 02:24 AM (ftJ4J)
thread has just informed me that I need to pay more in "rent" because of
the fact that her brother has so much shit that he has to pay for a
storage unit, as the garage is full.
Ya just can't make this shit up.
Posted by: at November 30, 2015 02:18 AM
but...
*scratches head*
huh?
Posted by: jow at November 30, 2015 02:26 AM (IUmkB)
P-40 was Hell of a ride for the day.
Don't get into a turning fight with the Zero.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 02:27 AM (kvCO6)
" ... I need to pay more in "rent" because of the fact that her brother has so much shit that he has to pay for a storage unit, as the garage is full.
Is the garage, by any chance, full of her brother's stuff?
Posted by: Darth Math at November 30, 2015 02:31 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 02:32 AM (kvCO6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 02:32 AM
It's been many years and things are a bit sour to the point where I could use one about now. BUT...I remember...
Posted by: jow at November 30, 2015 02:33 AM (IUmkB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 02:37 AM (/eGmf)
Ya just can't make this shit up.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at November 30, 2015 02:18 AM (1eYr7)
Oh, boy......
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 02:37 AM (EzgxV)
The Book of Mormon stage play here in Tulsa. You know the one that so uproariously funny because it makes fun of Mormons?
So, is there any chance that Broadway's next smash will make fun of Big Mo and Islam? Imagine it, it could feature songs like:
A love song forAisha, I may be 52 and you are only 9, but, I love you, little you...
Kill An Infidel A Day--there'll be even more joy when you pray five times a day
Jihad Jive just begs for a snappy dance number, don't it.
------------
Yeah, all of that may have been in bad taste, but, I am sick to death of hearing how funny and tres chic and hip it is to make fun of certain people's deeply held relgious beliefs, while saying the least little T-R-U-E[/b thing about Islam makes you a R-A-C-I-S-T.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 30, 2015 02:43 AM (kXoT0)
----
So when special snowflake and sibling of special snowflake are gone some weekend, have a garage sale to clean out the excess stuffage, then apply that to the rent on the storage unit.
I would never willingly have a roommate again. The last time was a shared apartment in college, and my roomies left dirty dishes in the sink so long they were covered with mold.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 30, 2015 02:47 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Adriane the Literal Critic ... at November 30, 2015 02:47 AM (jnAIZ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 30, 2015 02:49 AM (WTSFk)
Hell, I can do that myself. Don't need room-mates for that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 02:52 AM (Qz8IE)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 01:39 AM (dvuhZ)
Wow, so one of our most respected and adored Democratic First Ladies is just another bimbo tempting Ol' Bill. I wonder what Hillary! used to threatened HER?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 30, 2015 02:55 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 30, 2015 02:55 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at November 30, 2015 02:18 AM (1eYr7)
Be very careful, MWNP, it sure sounds like you might be edging into creating an unsafe space with your microaggressions.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 30, 2015 03:00 AM (kXoT0)
*unstatic*
MWNP: This is IMPORTANT.
This dizzy broadcannot --CANNOT be allowed to be there AT ALL, lest she invoke any sort of "squatter's rights".
I'd involve, (unfortunately), the local police,so ads to establish a Restraining Order, immediately.
Get shit "on the record" IMMEDIATELY.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at November 30, 2015 03:02 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 03:08 AM (9BZHq)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 03:08 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 03:09 AM (9BZHq)
So, is there any chance that Broadway's next smash will make fun of Big Mo and Islam? Imagine it, it could feature songs like:
--------------------------------
The South Park guys are behind the Book of Mormon musical. And I could see them doing something similar with Islam.
Of course, chances are that the resulting product wouldn't be getting rave reviews like The Book of Mormon did.
Posted by: junior at November 30, 2015 03:19 AM (PVi+Q)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at November 30, 2015 03:24 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 30, 2015 03:29 AM (vBeA5)
...and before anyone says, "It isn't that simple.", it really is..
...Sadly.
I have to CRASH, but I'll answer emails tomorrow.
Good Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*Static*
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at November 30, 2015 03:37 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting on Columbus at November 30, 2015 03:45 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 30, 2015 04:03 AM (WTSFk)
250 Americans "have attempted to join ISIS, and 1 in 4 of them is from Minnesota, many of them former refugees."
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 30, 2015 04:20 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: bill-o at November 30, 2015 04:25 AM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Hapless stooge from every horror flick at November 30, 2015 04:28 AM (9YDUz)
A very good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2015 04:35 AM (XRpjE)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 30, 2015 05:04 AM (J+mig)
Like on AT the burden of proof is on climate change, ice ages happen and one is coming sooner or later.
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2015 05:11 AM (XRpjE)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2015 05:11 AM (XRpjE)
Probably sooner. I was just reading an article earlier that said we could be in one in a decade or two as the solar cycle keeps calming.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 30, 2015 05:12 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Molech Sacrifice Center (Planned Abortionhood) at November 30, 2015 05:45 AM (nbGZj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2015 05:53 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2015 05:54 AM (gyKtp)
Gee, that should stop all the speculatin'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2015 05:58 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 30, 2015 06:02 AM (HdjYq)
Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2015 06:02 AM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 30, 2015 06:07 AM (HdjYq)
Trial in Cleveland of killer cop.
Freddie Gray Trial
News on Chicago cop that shot LaQuan 16X.
New evidence of Global Warming.
GW Summit in Paris.
Followed by anchor's commentary about sweating on the beach this weekend and a "What's going on?"
No need for SMOD. Teh stupid will bury us.
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at November 30, 2015 06:14 AM (48QDY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2015 06:19 AM (ptqRm)
He is too busy with his gigs running Planned Parenthood and the Democrat Party.
Posted by: wannabeanglican at November 30, 2015 08:15 AM (hjp5Z)
Posted by: Drpullit at November 30, 2015 10:15 AM (8ZVHO)
Posted by: mojo at November 30, 2015 10:31 AM (OmBeX)
Posted by: Janette at November 30, 2015 08:41 PM (rstA3)
Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.048 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0183 seconds, 395 records returned.
Page size 175 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)