Football Sunday in America! - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]

Happy Holiday Season!

Thanksgiving down, Christmas, Hanukkah and, Festivus to go!

Who pardoned this turkey?

VIDEO: @Patriots QB Tom Brady dresses up as a turkey to surprise his kids https://t.co/Wa5w2gzdTl pic.twitter.com/vprTaQtRZH
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) November 27, 2015

Bite this.

Washington Redskins' Thanksgiving tweet is predictably met with backlash https://t.co/ftde1QAzaY pic.twitter.com/TBjs0MLYtx
— Bleacher Report NFL (@BR_NFL) November 26, 2015

Heh.

NFL Network did a #AskJerryJones Q&A and it went exactly how you think it would https://t.co/RB3jRSglPc pic.twitter.com/hiBtwRuYIZ
— Bleacher Report NFL (@BR_NFL) November 25, 2015

This happened and Favre looks barely able to contain himself.

Relive the #TH4NKSGIVING halftime ceremony. 📺: https://t.co/nFIDKekzIJ 📷: https://t.co/4FWMIl9dpN pic.twitter.com/V1S1ZspW7l
— Green Bay Packers (@packers) November 29, 2015

A couple of quick polls.

Now for the elbows.

And a bonus MNF pic

For the Moronettes:

Find the schedules here

Enjoy the games folks.

UPDATE: Thanks to 'Man With No Party', we now know that gorgeous cheergal #2 is named Rachel Washburn, and she's no average cheerleader.

Bravo!

Posted by: Open Blogger at 12:40 PM

Comments

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1 Whoops hoo no game today

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2015 12:41 PM (XRpjE)

2 Impressive lightning bolts, I must say!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at November 29, 2015 12:43 PM (dXS+H)

3 And just as I predicted this time yesterday: today's boobies are much more huge than those of yesterday. The young lasses leave college and they grow and grow.

Posted by: dingbat at November 29, 2015 12:47 PM (ctIp5)

4 Does anyone think Jerry Jones even cares? He has more money than G_d, owns one of the most valuable sports teams,etc. Some little pimples on the internet aren't going to cause him any bit of heartburn.

Posted by: oldgeezer at November 29, 2015 12:47 PM (4pPcl)

5 ___________
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Chip Kelly in effigy

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2015 12:48 PM (XRpjE)

6
Women should stand like that all the time. At work, in the store, making sammiches.....

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 12:49 PM (ODxAs)

7 Didn't work as I wrote it but still passes on the meaning

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2015 12:49 PM (XRpjE)

8 Kind of like the Donald. I'm no supporter but he understands how fed up people are with all the PC BS and know how to play it. Good for him (and Jerry Jones).

Posted by: oldgeezer at November 29, 2015 12:50 PM (4pPcl)

9 These girls seem nice. #2 in particular looks like a "take home to meet Mom" type.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 12:51 PM (7OJX8)

10 Anyone else notice that lately, most of the games are at 1 EST and very few at 4? Why

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 12:51 PM (DUoqb)

11 The Redskins are just trolling the douchetools with that. Love it.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 12:51 PM (yddCj)

12 They should make a Jersey with the Redskin's logo on it saying: I hate the Redskins but support the Logo!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 12:52 PM (DUoqb)

13 The lovely one in pic. 2. I'd take her to the Acropolis!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2015 12:52 PM (lQqij)

14 It looks like I'll be getting the Chiefs game today. Woo hoo!

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 12:53 PM (vsbNu)

15 It looks like I'll be getting the Chiefs game today. Woo hoo!
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 12:53 PM (vsbNu)

Speaking of the Redskins, remember Wahoo McDaniels?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 12:54 PM (DUoqb)

16 6
Women should stand like that all the time. At work, in the store, making sammiches.....
Posted by: Guy

Yes! Yes they should.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2015 12:55 PM (lQqij)

17 It looks like I'll be getting the Chiefs game today.

Do the Chiefs suffer the same idiocy as the Redskins?

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 12:55 PM (yddCj)

18 If any/all of those nice young ladies played their cards right, they could have me.

Posted by: dingbat at November 29, 2015 12:55 PM (ctIp5)

19 Anyone else notice that lately, most of the games are at 1 EST and very few at 4? Why

I think it has to do with colder weather.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 12:56 PM (ODxAs)

20 So apparently one of the big reasons Manziel got demoted to third string is that along with the partying on the bye week, he lied to the Browns staff about when the photos and video was taken and tried to have his friends lie about it too. And the coaching staff is still like "this isn't the end of Johnny in Cleveland?" How many more chances are they going to give him? Its not like he's some stellar player. He's struggled all year to unseat Josh McCown as the starter.

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2015 12:56 PM (zt+N6)

21 Pic #2 is a real cutie.

Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 12:56 PM (mUa7N)

22 17,

Besides being the queefs? Nah.

Posted by: Raider Nation at November 29, 2015 12:56 PM (zyIlW)

23 Anyone else notice that lately, most of the games are at 1 EST and very few at 4? Why

I think it has to do with colder weather.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 12:56 PM (ODxAs)

OK, but that sucks for TV

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 12:57 PM (DUoqb)

24 Does Jerry Jones still want him some glory hole?

https://youtu.be/z_UahhmUrqQ

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 12:57 PM (vsbNu)

25 Guys in suits do it to me every time!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 29, 2015 12:57 PM (lQqij)

26 Holy mother of God, that is some "Charged" up silicon.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2015 12:57 PM (jJRIy)

27 OK Jets getting ready to suck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 12:57 PM (DUoqb)

28 Off to da sto

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2015 12:58 PM (jJRIy)

29 17 It looks like I'll be getting the Chiefs game today.

Do the Chiefs suffer the same idiocy as the Redskins?

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 12:55 PM (yddCj

I don't think so. But they will. The Redskins are just too prominent as "offensive." But if they ever do achieve their scalp there, you can bet that they will move on to the Cleveland Indians, the Atlanta Braves, and the Chiefs as well.

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2015 12:58 PM (zt+N6)

30 one fuckin play and an injury timeout already...jesus fuckin christ, play football

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 12:59 PM (DUoqb)

31
I agree NGU. If they are going to do that, they should have the dome and southern games in the late games.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 12:59 PM (ODxAs)

32 I've chopped up a leaf pile that size at least five times with a few more times to go. Wonder if Tom wants to come over and help.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2015 01:00 PM (XRpjE)

33 Pic 2 is what I have in mind when I want to stop off after work for a short one.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2015 01:01 PM (VAVIJ)

34
I dont think he did it for his kids. Looks to be some sort of turkey fetish.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 29, 2015 01:01 PM (iQIUe)

35 23 Anyone else notice that lately, most of the games are at 1 EST and very few at 4? Why

I think it has to do with colder weather.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 12:56 PM (ODxAs)

OK, but that sucks for TV

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 12:57 PM (DUoqb)

I think its been that way for a while. Most games are on at 1, both on CBS and Fox, and then the 4 o'clock game in each market only one of them has a game broadcast as the "Game of the week," usually a national following team or your local team if they didn't play at 1 or have the night games.

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2015 01:02 PM (zt+N6)

36 Wow! Bart Starr! That dude has class. I understand he is not well. Prayers for him and his family.

Was that sportscaster lady friend of Farve announcing the ceremony or did he text it to her?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2015 01:03 PM (lQqij)

37 They go for it on their side of the field on the first series? Are they fuckin kidding?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 01:03 PM (DUoqb)

38 It turns out the gal in pic#2 has an identical twin sister and they do everything together.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2015 01:04 PM (MQEz6)

39 I think its been that way for a while. Most games are on at 1, both on CBS and Fox, and then the 4 o'clock game in each market only one of them has a game broadcast as the "Game of the week," usually a national following team or your local team if they didn't play at 1 or have the night games.
Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2015 01:02 PM (zt+N6)

Well they are fucking NY today as both the Jets and the Giants at 1 PM games?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 01:05 PM (DUoqb)

40 *zip*

*click*

*send*

Posted by: Brett Favre at November 29, 2015 01:05 PM (zt+N6)

41 one fuckin play and an injury timeout already...jesus fuckin christ, play football
--

It sure seems as if the guys go down much more readily this year. I think it's the dialed back practice and preseason schedules. They're not toughened up.

Posted by: Y-not at November 29, 2015 01:05 PM (t5zYU)

42
I noticed more early games a couple weeks ago also.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 01:06 PM (ODxAs)

43 Not only did the Jets go for it on their side of the field but they ran it straight up the middle? Great play calling?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 01:06 PM (DUoqb)

44 Twins!!??
Four good reasons to stop off for a short one after work.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2015 01:07 PM (VAVIJ)

45 Awful lot of scrolling to get to the elbows. Just sayin'.

#2 would be my choice to give me the "Get lost, creep" look.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2015 01:07 PM (sdi6R)

46 ???

The Jets get an penalty against the Fish on their 40 and they turn it down? Yeah I know it is now 4th down but only 2 to get a first in obvious an obvious 4 down situation?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 01:09 PM (DUoqb)

47 Nice job, Johnny. You're a famous 3rd string (and dropping) quarterback on a 2-8 team. Hold on, we'll get you Ryan Leaf's contact info...

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 01:09 PM (yddCj)

48 The Fish are pinning from the Jet 40?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 01:09 PM (DUoqb)

49 The Fish are pinning from the Jet 40?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 01:09 PM (DUoqb)

OK my bad...they downed it at the Jet 2? But how often does that work out?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 01:10 PM (DUoqb)

50 Nobody should pardon Brady!!!

He's the worst offender the league has ever seen!!!eleventy!!!

Posted by: Roger Goodell at November 29, 2015 01:12 PM (AJkxb)

51 Boy this page is slow to refresh, if at all.

Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 01:13 PM (mUa7N)

52 Boy are the Jets and offensive juggernaut or what?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 01:14 PM (DUoqb)

53 Good gawd. How many times can the Giants receivers give up a ball to the other team? This crap isn't Mannings fault.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2015 01:15 PM (VAVIJ)

54 I realize this is unrelated to football but I think small wonder is on tv randomly and they are getting hijacked. Weird.

Posted by: Lea at November 29, 2015 01:16 PM (vmMMi)

55 Boy this page is slow to refresh, if at all.
Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 01:13 PM (mUa7N)

*****

Disable Javascript in your browser. Load instantly for me.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 01:17 PM (7OJX8)

56 Disable Javascript in your browser

I don't know how to do that. I'm a computer idiot.

Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 01:19 PM (mUa7N)

57 Those are some pointy breasts there

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 01:21 PM (uZNvH)

58 So, do I watch the Resident Evil marathon on IFC, or do I watch Chiefs-Bills?

decisions, decisions

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 01:22 PM (uZNvH)

59 so, um. the Saints. they kind of blow this season

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 01:23 PM (vjWed)

60 I don't know how to do that. I'm a computer idiot.
Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 01:19 PM (mUa7N)

****

In Chrome, it is "settings", "site settings", "javascript", "disable". Accessed at the top right of the browser screen. Other browsers should have similar options.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 01:25 PM (7OJX8)

61 Is it a good thing that there are so many indigenous people on Twitface? It seems like more than a bit of cultural appropriation to me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at November 29, 2015 01:25 PM (rwI+c)

62 That is, I assume the complainers are indigenous people. Surely complaining on behalf of Native Americans is cu;tural appropriation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at November 29, 2015 01:27 PM (rwI+c)

63 I don't know how to do that. I'm a computer idiot.

Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 01:19 PM (mUa7N)

I just went to wikihow and they have 4 options.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2015 01:29 PM (lLEPt)

64 I found java plug-in SSV. Maybe that's it.

Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 01:30 PM (mUa7N)

65
I read a good comment somewhere recently that cultural appropriation is our culture, taking their good stuff and making it better.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 01:31 PM (ODxAs)

66 I love the redskin logo btw. The guy looks distinguished and badass.

Posted by: Lea at November 29, 2015 01:32 PM (vmMMi)

67 That wasn't a tackle by the Saints. That was a dry-hump

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 01:33 PM (vjWed)

68 Pats vs. Broncos today - always contentious here when they play each other....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2015 01:34 PM (NOIQH)

69
Four gray walls, and four gray towers
Overlook a space of flowers,
And the silent isle imbowers
The Ewok of Shalott.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 29, 2015 01:35 PM (iQIUe)

70 Have I shouted ROLL TIDE, ROLL! in this thread yet? I was traveling yesterday and had to watch the Iron Bowl on delay lst night. It was kind of weird knowing that the game was over already and that none of my psychic stress would make the slightest difference in the outcome.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at November 29, 2015 01:36 PM (rwI+c)

71 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at November 29, 2015 01:36 PM (rwI+c)

72 The less Java junk that you have on your system, the safer you will be. Plugins are a real vector.

Posted by: goon at November 29, 2015 01:36 PM (gy5kE)

73
adjective; in-dig-e-nous

1. Originating and living or occurring naturally in an area or environment.

2. Born or originating in a particular place or country.

That makes me as indigenous as any American Indian.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 01:37 PM (ODxAs)

74 I think I found the how-to. Thanks for the advice.

Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 01:39 PM (mUa7N)

75 66 I love the redskin logo btw. The guy looks distinguished and badass.
Posted by: Lea at November 29, 2015 01:32 PM (vmMMi)

Ditto.

Everytime a Libtard snowflake has a stroke over the Redskins logo he smiles. True dat.

Posted by: Snow White at November 29, 2015 01:41 PM (lQqij)

76 Bad news: Texans threw a pick.
Extenuating news: that meant the Nawlins offence got the ball and didn't do anything with it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 01:42 PM (vjWed)

77
These nfl logos are really racist.

Posted by: Cecil the Lion at November 29, 2015 01:43 PM (ODxAs)

78 73
adjective; in-dig-e-nous

1. Originating and living or occurring naturally in an area or environment.

2. Born or originating in a particular place or country.

That makes me as indigenous as any American Indian.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 01:37 PM (ODxAs)

Yep.

As the ancestors of the American Indians came over from Siberia doesn't that make them and their descendants illegal immigrants?

Posted by: Snow White at November 29, 2015 01:45 PM (lQqij)

79 The Redskins have the best logo in the NFL. I'm biased, but I stand by that. It's a work of art.

Posted by: Y-not at November 29, 2015 01:45 PM (t5zYU)

80 We beg to differ.

Posted by: Raider Nation at November 29, 2015 01:47 PM (zyIlW)

81 4 Does anyone think Jerry Jones even cares? He has more money than G_d, owns one of the most valuable sports teams,etc. Some little pimples on the internet aren't going to cause him any bit of heartburn.
Posted by: oldgeezer at November 29, 2015 12:47 PM (4pPcl)

All publicity is good publicity. Just make sure your name is spelled correctly.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2015 01:48 PM (lQqij)

82 Snow White: just in the case of the Navajo and Apache (they migrated to the Southwest from Beringia, many millennia later).

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 01:48 PM (vjWed)

83
I do think it would be funny if they changed it to WhiteSkins. It might make me a fan of Washington.

On the other hand, there already is a Vikings.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 01:49 PM (ODxAs)

84 Apache Chief of the Super Friends was neither an Apache nor a chief.

Discuss...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 29, 2015 01:50 PM (HMt16)

85 80 We beg to differ.
Posted by: Raider Nation
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Raiders' uniforms are classic, as are several others, but as standalone artwork, Redskins' rules.

The Skins' logo looks very much like the Indian Head nickel, except nicer.

Posted by: Y-not at November 29, 2015 01:51 PM (t5zYU)

86 Middle brunette in MNF pic.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 01:54 PM (VS/oD)

87
Speaking of which, Redskins with early 10 - 0 lead.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 01:55 PM (ODxAs)

88 83
I do think it would be funny if they changed it to WhiteSkins.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 01:49 PM (ODxAs)

That would be hilarious. Of course, they would have to get rid of the majority of their players and would no longer be competitive in the NFL.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2015 01:55 PM (sdi6R)

89 We'll just agree to disagree, Y-not, and leave it at that.

Posted by: Raider Nation at November 29, 2015 01:56 PM (zyIlW)

90 I disabled active scripting and it's like a different computer. I can't see some of the content, but big deal.

Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 01:58 PM (mUa7N)

91 I can't see some of the content, but big deal.

Nobody reads the content anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 01:59 PM (ODxAs)

92 I can still see the pretty girls and that's what's important in life.

Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 01:59 PM (mUa7N)

93 Apart from crushing your enemies and seeing them driven before you, of course.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 02:01 PM (vjWed)

94 Aren't all, or the vast majority, of NFL owners white?
The vast majority of players are black.

So the NFL is really a plantation?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2015 02:02 PM (lQqij)

95 >>So the NFL is really a plantation?

Well-paid 'plantation' workers, no? Not to mention the fame and fortune many of them can leverage out of being a player.

But yes, this is exactly the point black activists make, as if being an NFL player is somehow slavery. Never mind that it's a dream that many have, and only precious few manage to achieve.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2015 02:06 PM (NOIQH)

96 Cheerleader #1 I'd want for a weekend.

Cheerleader #2 I'd want for a lifetime.

Posted by: Blano at November 29, 2015 02:07 PM (C3E0x)

97 to a BLM activist, asking any black to do any work at any time is slavery.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 02:07 PM (vjWed)

98 My Beloved Crimson Tide whooped up on the Auburn Tiggers something fierce yesterday. All's right with the universe.

Now to whoop up on the Gator Bites for the SEC Championship.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 29, 2015 02:07 PM (LUgeY)

99 So the NFL is really a plantation?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2015 02:02 PM (lQqij)

With 1,000s of people begging to be slaves on the plantation.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2015 02:08 PM (jJRIy)

100 Cheerleader #2 looks like a young Sarah Palin.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 02:08 PM (vjWed)

101 More Rachel!

And I endorse this message

Posted by: THE big old fat guy at November 29, 2015 02:10 PM (uFW3M)

102 I do think it would be funny if they changed it to WhiteSkins.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 01:49 PM (ODxAs)

That would be hilarious. Of course, they would have to get rid of the majority of their players and would no longer be competitive in the NFL.
Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2015 01:55 PM (sdi6R)

Why? It's not like there are a ton of Injuns on the team now?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2015 02:10 PM (lQqij)

103 59
so, um. the Saints. they kind of blow this season

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 01:23 PM (vjWed)

Let's hope they suck next week against the Panthers.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2015 02:11 PM (jJRIy)

104 I dont think he did it for his kids. Looks to be some sort of turkey fetish.

He's a Feathery.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 29, 2015 02:11 PM (LUgeY)

105 Cheerleader #2 I'd want for a lifetime.

***

She looks soft and cuddly.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2015 02:13 PM (PMlgt)

106 He's a Feathery.

Okay, this has taken a creepy turn...

Posted by: that chicken at November 29, 2015 02:14 PM (vjWed)

107 I have a sneaking suspicion that this PP incident is going to be quietly forgotten by the media, they have their bullshit fabricated narrative and won't correct the record once it turns out that this guy was a just a nut ball and not actually targeting PP.

Fuckers.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2015 02:16 PM (WVvzl)

108 Hello, chicken.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 02:16 PM (GTqwU)

109 Kreplach - Yahoo News and Obama have already pivoted to "America's love affair with guns"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 02:17 PM (vjWed)

110 And the NY Football Giants suck balls.

Caughlin needs fired, Ben Macadoo needs fired and Spagnolo needs fired!

Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2015 02:17 PM (WVvzl)

111 The Redskins are so triggery and microaggressive and just plain make me feel so unsafe.

Posted by: U of Missou Snowflake at November 29, 2015 02:19 PM (Dwehj)

112 >>Yahoo News and Obama have already pivoted to "America's love affair with guns"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

Seems more desirable than Yahoo News and Obama's love affair with communism. (And Reggie's penis in the latter case.)

Posted by: Aviator at November 29, 2015 02:19 PM (c7vUv)

113 >>"America's love affair with guns"

Yes, we DO love our guns. And bibles, football, red meat and apple pie. Just stop trying to take all of these things away from us, jerks.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2015 02:19 PM (NOIQH)

114 JJWatt is a beast

Posted by: ThunderB at November 29, 2015 02:21 PM (zOTsN)

115 I seem to have misplaced my thoroughbred.

Posted by: Swiss Banker at November 29, 2015 02:22 PM (Dwehj)

116 I think Obama is just going to come out and outlaw guns or ammo or something that nullifies the 2nd amendment.

What is the GOP gonna do about it?

Impeach him?

Shut down the governement?

It is to laugh.

What a bunch of useless cunts.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2015 02:24 PM (WVvzl)

117 What is the GOP gonna do about it?

Use the issue to run on, in 2016.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 02:27 PM (vjWed)

118 #HashtagsNotGuns

Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at November 29, 2015 02:27 PM (Dwehj)

119 >>Beloved Crimson Tide whooped up on the Auburn Tiggers something fierce yesterday. All's right with the universe.

True.

Of course arkansas also beat auburn, lsu and ole miss (or old Mississippi as my little Tennessee fan cousin was calling it) despite the otherwise crappy year we've been having...

Posted by: Lea at November 29, 2015 02:30 PM (vmMMi)

120 Buzzion, the PC warriors have been coming after the Cleveland Indians at least a decade now. A truce of some sorts seems to have been reached by leaving Chief Wahoo off of modern day merchandise. You can still buy vintage style items with him on them.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 29, 2015 02:30 PM (0MJkC)

121 That's about as embarrassing a half of football as your're going to see from a professional football team.

Giants better get their asses in gear or else the entire team needs to be fired.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2015 02:31 PM (WVvzl)

122 Eh, the Giants' problems don't stem from the coaching staff, so much as the management. After we let Antrell Rolle go, we never pursued a free safety. We got Collins and Meriweather as strong safeties, and now our opponent never has a problem going over the top of the defense over the middle. (Or on the sides when Prince and DRC are injured.) This was easily foreseeable, and not remedied.

Also, injuries have devastated us this year- mostly on the offensive line and (again!) at safety.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2015 02:31 PM (ZsN9X)

123 Cheerleader #2.

WOW

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 29, 2015 02:32 PM (0LHZx)

124 I feel like my head's gonna explode.

Posted by: Eli Manning at November 29, 2015 02:32 PM (Dwehj)

125 Has nobody yet noticed she's a ginger?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2015 02:33 PM (PMlgt)

126 Women should stand like that all the time. At work, in the store, making sammiches.....
Posted by: Guy

Yes! Yes they should.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2015 12:55 PM (lQqij)

N.B., GOP: I believe we have finally discovered the hills to die on.

Posted by: sandra fluke at November 29, 2015 02:33 PM (wKcQA)

127 That brave indigenous person in the Redskins logo looks noble even while suffering from smallpox contracted from infected blankets, and while poisoned by the ruthless white invader's fire water!!!!!eleventy!!!

Posted by: some SJW at November 29, 2015 02:33 PM (AJkxb)

128 Having a middle linebacker come back, play a few and go back on IR is another weakness. The defense needs veteran leadership.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2015 02:34 PM (ZsN9X)

129 off, malodorous ill-fitting sock.

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at November 29, 2015 02:34 PM (wKcQA)

130 Snow White: just in the case of the Navajo and Apache (they migrated to the Southwest from Beringia, many millennia later).

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 01:48 PM (vjWed)

And some of them remained in the Mackenzie River valley and became the Dene Nation, with linguistic ties to the Navajo. I was on a flight from Edmonton to Norman Wells, and there was a Navajo elder in full regalia, buckskins, silver, and turquoise, aboard the flight. Quite an impressive dude, actually.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2015 02:35 PM (7MWCL)

131 @122

Jerry Reese needs to go as well.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2015 02:35 PM (WVvzl)

132 95 >>So the NFL is really a plantation?

Well-paid 'plantation' workers, no? Not to mention the fame and fortune many of them can leverage out of being a player.

But yes, this is exactly the point black activists make, as if being an NFL player is somehow slavery. Never mind that it's a dream that many have, and only precious few manage to achieve.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2015 02:06 PM (NOIQH)

Translation: I was never good enough to make it and I'm jealous.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2015 02:35 PM (lQqij)

133 Letting Jones go to sign with the Packers, because he wasn't a "true" slot receiver? What if Victor Cruz never gets healthy?

Oh.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2015 02:36 PM (ZsN9X)

134 Obama's going to do the same bullshit he did after Sandy Hook. Some EO that creates a study to study gun violence with recommendations that will be zzzz..zzzz...zzzzz

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 29, 2015 02:36 PM (0LHZx)

135 Has nobody yet noticed she's a ginger?

I would call it Auburn.

Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 02:36 PM (mUa7N)

136 The defense needs veteran leadership

My friends...

Posted by: John McCain, rested & ready at November 29, 2015 02:36 PM (vjWed)

137 128 Having a middle linebacker come back, play a few and go back on IR is another weakness. The defense needs veteran leadership.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2015 02:34 PM (ZsN9X)

Yeah. It really sucks when that happens

Posted by: Tony Romo at November 29, 2015 02:36 PM (zt+N6)

138 The South Park episode about the Crack Baby Athletic Association is hilarious. Talks about the plantation system of college football.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2015 02:37 PM (PMlgt)

139 Has nobody yet noticed she's a ginger?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2015 02:33 PM (PMlgt)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2015 02:37 PM (lQqij)

140 The Giants NEVER fire general managers. Reese may be working with a bunch of new underlings, next year, though.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2015 02:38 PM (ZsN9X)

141 The Eagles cheerleader is cheating us out of sideboob and side-elbow

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2015 02:38 PM (ej1U0)

142 Has nobody yet noticed she's a ginger?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2015 02:33 PM (PMlgt)

****

Well, I do have a Soul that is not getting much use at the moment. It is available for her to steal.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 02:39 PM (7OJX8)

143 Another Texans TD. 20-6

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 02:40 PM (vjWed)

144 We're a plantation with a half-million dollar minimum salary.

Posted by: The NFL at November 29, 2015 02:40 PM (Dwehj)

145 Switched away from Giants-Redskins, now, switch back and they're playing ATL-MINN.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 02:41 PM (QfsSR)

146 125 Has nobody yet noticed she's a ginger?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2015 02:33 PM (PMlgt)

Eagles fans don't have souls to steal

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2015 02:41 PM (ej1U0)

147 The Raider Nation has a drinking game going on...

Whenever an announcer says David Carr (instead of Derek Carr), take a shot.

Posted by: Raider Nation at November 29, 2015 02:42 PM (zyIlW)

148 I object. The 'ette pic needs more tight pants.

Posted by: Book at November 29, 2015 02:44 PM (AcRvF)

149 Eagles fans don't have souls to steal

Sigh

Posted by: Santa Claus at November 29, 2015 02:44 PM (Dwehj)

150 sigh. If you go to the Dene Nation website, this is what you get
Dene Nation Climate Change Observation Form
Complete this survey to help us record the impacts of climate change on Denendeh

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 02:44 PM (vjWed)

151 Eagles do make for some good eating, so there's that.

Posted by: Detroit Lions at November 29, 2015 02:45 PM (zyIlW)

152 I have a sneaking suspicion that this PP incident is
going to be quietly forgotten by the media, they have their bullshit
fabricated narrative and won't correct the record once it turns out that
this guy was a just a nut ball and not actually targeting PP.

Fuckers.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2015 02:16 PM (WVvzl)

Well, if his goal was to murder PP staff or customers, he was singularly incompetent at it. His neighbors back in NC said he babbled about being a "government agent". What if, in his own mind, he was telling the truth? How hard would it be for some shady group, at arms'-length from the government, to pose as sooper-sekrit G-men and recruit known nutbars to carry out atrocities? Known nutbars as recognized by Dem DA's and judges. Where did nutbar get the money to leave his shack in NC, and travel to Col. Sprs. and presumably find a home there? Or the money to buy a firearm? What if a "friend" told him, "hold up the Chase bank, and then hole up in the PP building, you will be safe there."?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2015 02:45 PM (7MWCL)

153 The Ain'ts now 2nd and 20.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 02:46 PM (vjWed)

154 If I were Dan Snyder, I'd fuck with the social justice mobs in the MSM...

"Today, due to public demand, the Washington team will no longer be named Redskins"

"Say hello the the Washington Injuns!"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2015 02:47 PM (ej1U0)

155 "Complete this survey to help us record the impacts of climate change on Denendeh"

Ugh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 02:47 PM (cj9q+)

156 sigh. If you go to the Dene Nation website, this is what you get

Dene Nation Climate Change Observation Form

Complete this survey to help us record the impacts of climate change on Denendeh

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 02:44 PM (vjWed)

Translation: "Let's see what more we can squeeze from the whiteyes under the pretext of climate-guilt."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2015 02:49 PM (7MWCL)

157 Complete this survey to help us record the impacts of climate change on Denendeh

Ah, they're using the scientific method!

Posted by: Warmening "experts" at November 29, 2015 02:50 PM (Dwehj)

158 Russia bombing Turkish aid agency in Syria

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at November 29, 2015 02:51 PM (CupIj)

159 It's going to be heap cold Winter. White man cutum plenty firewood.

(denounces self)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2015 02:51 PM (7MWCL)

160 Now we're back to NY-Wash.

Weird.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 02:52 PM (L2FNr)

161 Bengals vs. Rams is getting ugly for the Rams

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2015 02:54 PM (zt+N6)

162 What if a "friend" told him, "hold up the Chase bank, and then hole up in the PP building, you will be safe there."?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2015 02:45 PM (7MWCL)

Sure, it's going to be almost all women in the PP clinic, they'll be left wing women and men which insures they won't have icky guns to protect themselves.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2015 02:54 PM (ej1U0)

163 Russia bombing Turkish aid agency in Syria

Heap big shitstorm come.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 02:54 PM (vjWed)

164 120 Buzzion, the PC warriors have been coming after the Cleveland Indians at least a decade now. A truce of some sorts seems to have been reached by leaving Chief Wahoo off of modern day merchandise. You can still buy vintage style items with him on them.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 29, 2015 02:30 PM (0MJkC)

Ironically, the Cleveland Indians got their name because they had an Indian player at one time, Louis Sockalexis.

They had previously been known as the Spiders, and then briefly the Naps for their most famous player, Napoleon Lajoie. After he left, a local newspaper held a contest to find a new nickname for the team, and "Indians" won.

http://sabr.org/bioproj/person/2b1aea0a

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2015 02:56 PM (sdi6R)

165 OH MY GOD!!

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE QB ELI MANNING!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2015 02:58 PM (WVvzl)

166 The rams are the perfect team for the restoration of the Bengals' lost mojo. Thanks guys!

About the Cleveland Indians...
"Yanks beat Indians 11-2/" Good old Loony Tunes, and the SJW can suck on it.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 29, 2015 02:59 PM (ry4ab)

167 "Heap big shitstorm come."

Possibly a shitnado.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 03:00 PM (xpozW)

168 Yeah, Eli's really coming through for the 'Skins today.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 03:01 PM (XYJoO)

169 163
Russia bombing Turkish aid agency in Syria

Heap big shitstorm come.
-------------
When aid agencies prove to be giving assistance to the enemy, what can be expected?

Posted by: exdem13 at November 29, 2015 03:01 PM (ry4ab)

170 Eli's comin'
Eli's comin' (Eli's a-comin')
Well, you better hide your heart
Your loving heart
Eli's a-comin', and the cards say
A broken heart

Posted by: Caliban at November 29, 2015 03:01 PM (3GFMN)

171 168
Yeah, Eli's really coming through for the 'Skins today.

Three picks and a goose egg, owch....

Posted by: exdem13 at November 29, 2015 03:02 PM (ry4ab)

172 Not bad for a song as old as me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzyJDBTCvRM

Posted by: exdem13 at November 29, 2015 03:03 PM (ry4ab)

173 Strip sack fumber recovery by Chiefs!!!

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 03:05 PM (vsbNu)

174 Well, I do have a Soul that is not getting much use at the moment. It is available for her to steal.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 02:39 PM (7OJX

I dunno.

She doesn't look like she would go for a Kia product, low mileage or not.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2015 03:06 PM (q2o38)

175 Ironically, the Cleveland Indians got their name because they had an Indian player at one time, Louis Sockalexis.

They had previously been known as the Spiders, and then briefly the Naps for their most famous player, Napoleon Lajoie. After he left, a local newspaper held a contest to find a new nickname for the team, and "Indians" won.

http://sabr.org/bioproj/person/2b1aea0a

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2015 02:56 PM (sdi6R)

Yeah I know about the history behind the choice of the name. But that won't stop the SJWs. Its just that Redskins is the easier target. But if they ever get the name changed its not going to be "we won we can all go home now!" It will be time to move on to the next target. And the Indians will eventually be the target, no matter the history and intent of respect behind the name.

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2015 03:06 PM (zt+N6)

176 Both NY games suck because they are blow outs. I just want a good game. And it seems most teams stink now a days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 03:09 PM (DUoqb)

177 They *could* go back to being the Cleveland Spiders. The mascot would be a hoot.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 03:10 PM (vjWed)

178 They can play the New York Clowns, formerly the Jets

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 03:11 PM (vjWed)

179 JJWATT remains JJWATT

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at November 29, 2015 03:11 PM (zOTsN)

180 177 They *could* go back to being the Cleveland Spiders. The mascot would be a hoot.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 03:10 PM (vjWed)

Methinks alexthechick would object.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2015 03:12 PM (sdi6R)

181 " It will be time to move on to the next target. "

North Dakota just had to change their name from the "Fighting Sioux" to "Fighting Hawks" due to SJW pressure.

What the Hell is offensive about "Fighting Sioux?" They were in fact Sioux and they did fight with various other tribes and the white man.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 03:12 PM (BhR7H)

182 I do know no NFL team will ever name itself the "Iraqis".

They choose team names that respect fighters.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 03:14 PM (vjWed)

183 They went with Fighting Hawks because Collapsed Rectum was too graphic

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at November 29, 2015 03:14 PM (zOTsN)

184 She doesn't look like she would go for a Kia product, low mileage or not.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2015 03:06 PM (q2o3

******

I'm more like a 120k mile Ford. Hence the availability.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 03:15 PM (7OJX8)

185 Okay Nevergiveup I have to ask, why are you suddenly "up-talking" (up-typing?) in all your comments?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2015 03:16 PM (GDulk)

186 >>Dene Nation Climate Change Observation Form

There was a local news article yesterday about flooding that got tied into climate change.

Because plain ole weather does not exist anymore.

Posted by: Lea at November 29, 2015 03:19 PM (FbLkA)

187 Anyone else hearing about Clint Eastwood endorsing and campaigning for Trump?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2015 03:19 PM (4ErVI)

188 did the Saints just toss the Texans a pick? mighty nice of them

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 03:19 PM (vjWed)

189 Saints are haints today

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at November 29, 2015 03:20 PM (zOTsN)

190 I guess all that packed snow and ice I drove through from Clarendon to Dumas yesterday was climate-change. Sure as fluck didn't feel like global warming

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 03:20 PM (vjWed)

191 Okay Nevergiveup I have to ask, why are you suddenly "up-talking" (up-typing?) in all your comments?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2015 03:16 PM (GDulk)

???
What's up talking?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 03:20 PM (DUoqb)

192 What the Hell is offensive about "Fighting Sioux?" They were in fact Sioux and they did fight with various other tribes and the white man.

The did it because "Sioux fighting only when it was absolutely necessary with as little bloodshed as possible, because they were they are a noble and peaceful tribe unlike the greedy, selfish and violent Europeans settlers" was too long to fit on the school uniforms.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2015 03:21 PM (No/ki)

193 187 Anyone else hearing about Clint Eastwood endorsing and campaigning for Trump?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2015 03:19 PM (4ErVI)

--No, but I can dream!

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 03:21 PM (vsbNu)

194 Because plain ole weather does not exist anymore.

Posted by: Lea at November 29, 2015 03:19 PM (FbLkA)

If it weren't for evil humans the Earth would be 82° and sunny everywhere, all the time. The fact is that there wasn't even any nighttime until Man appeared and the Earth had to try and fight him off.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2015 03:22 PM (zc3Db)

195 Last time I was in ND, I should have invested in some Sioux gear. They'd probably fetch a lot on ebay.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 03:23 PM (vsbNu)

196 Last time I was in ND, I should have invested in some Sioux gear. They'd probably fetch a lot on ebay.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 03:23 PM (vsbNu)

Heap big wampum?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 03:24 PM (DUoqb)

197 " I guess all that packed snow and ice I drove through"

Doesn't sound like a fun trip. Besides, nothing to look at.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 03:25 PM (FRtsj)

198 Ricardo, it got better in northern Mew Nexico. beautiful scenery

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 03:27 PM (vjWed)

199 Finally, Kelce is playing like a beast again.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 03:27 PM (vsbNu)

200 @192

Ah, now I get it. Makes sense.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 03:27 PM (WlYXI)

201 Yep, global warmening falling from the sky right now.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2015 03:27 PM (lLEPt)

202 --No, but I can dream!

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 03:21 PM (vsbNu)

I think it might have happened. Trying to find more.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2015 03:28 PM (4ErVI)

203 I had to turn scripting back on to get to my u-pick-em site. Didn't seem to effect the loading of this site at all. I will never understand the inner workings of these magic boxes. Maybe toggling the setting shook some cob webs loose. I'm satisfied with the outcome.

Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 03:29 PM (mUa7N)

204 You can still get Sioux gear on ebay

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at November 29, 2015 03:30 PM (zOTsN)

205 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 03:20 PM (DUoqb)

Ending statements with a question mark (verbally, a rise in intonation denoting a question). Ace mentioned it in one of his "Surviving SJW Family Members" threads and I was curious if you decided to try it out with comments as a joke.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2015 03:30 PM (GDulk)

206 Ending statements with a question mark (verbally, a rise in intonation denoting a question). Ace mentioned it in one of his "Surviving SJW Family Members" threads and I was curious if you decided to try it out with comments as a joke.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2015 03:30 PM (GDulk)

No. Just do it when it's appropriate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 03:31 PM (DUoqb)

207 GO GATA!

Posted by: Corrine Brown at November 29, 2015 03:31 PM (vsbNu)

208 Who are the guys in the last picture? The white guy looks startled.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2015 03:33 PM (GDulk)

209 "in northern Mew Nexico. beautiful scenery"

Aye that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 03:33 PM (e3ZLL)

210 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . Them gatas don't take no jive!

Posted by: Corrine Brown at November 29, 2015 03:33 PM (vsbNu)

211 Planned Parenthood Tries To Blame Pro-Lifers, Critics For Colorado Springs Shooting You Are Part Of The Problem

Yes, how dare anybody actually call them out on their evil baby parts selling racket?

Weasel Zippers

PP is evil and just like most other democratic/liberal organizations now a days fascists and anti- free speech.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 03:33 PM (DUoqb)

212 The Saints fail to score on 4th and 1

This might be 'game over, man'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 03:37 PM (vjWed)

213 What really upsets me about the shooting, beyond the obvious, is that PP is playing victim *when no one at the clinic was even injured*. The *real* dead and injured? PP can't climb their corpses fast enough to get that sweet, sweet cash.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2015 03:38 PM (GDulk)

214 On side kick for Giants? Or too soon?

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 29, 2015 03:39 PM (7v/r5)

215 I feel...strange...like there's an elite QB inside of me, straining to get out.

Posted by: Eli Manning at November 29, 2015 03:39 PM (ZsN9X)

216 204 You can still get Sioux gear on ebay
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at November 29, 2015 03:30 PM (zOTsN)

--Yes, but you'd be buying high. I'm talking about speculation here.

Posted by: Corrine Brown at November 29, 2015 03:39 PM (vsbNu)

217 Who are the guys in the last picture? The white guy looks startled.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2015 03:33 PM (GDulk)

Turned up the dial on the little "device" I gave him.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 29, 2015 03:41 PM (lQqij)

218 Hollyweird is really fcuking that football concussion chicken in the cloaca, ain't they? Vile bastards.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2015 03:42 PM (b+df9)

219 My wife is working her fingers to the bone ordering in Chinese...and the "boy" is gonna have to go get it. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2015 03:42 PM (DUoqb)

220 /Gaytor sock

Posted by: Corrine Brown at November 29, 2015 03:42 PM (vsbNu)

221 "I feel...strange...like there's an elite QB inside of me, straining to get out.
Posted by: Eli "

No, Eli. No.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 03:43 PM (VdDY7)

222 Who are the guys in the last picture? The white guy looks startled.

I was wondering the same. And the guy on the right looks like he was caught by a wildlife camera.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 03:43 PM (oFSUK)

223 /fucking Gaytor sock!

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 03:43 PM (vsbNu)

224 I feel...strange...like there's an elite QB inside of me, straining to get out.
Posted by: Eli

Maybe with a little more suction...

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 29, 2015 03:43 PM (oFSUK)

225 >>upsets me about the shooting, beyond the obvious, is that PP is playing victim *when no one at the clinic was even injured*. The *real* dead and injured? PP can't climb their corpses fast enough to get that sweet, sweet cash.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2015 03:38 PM (GDulk)

I haven't paid enough attention to this since it happened over the holidays but it is rather strange...

Posted by: Lea at November 29, 2015 03:44 PM (FbLkA)

226 I think it's Cam Newton and......?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 03:45 PM (hv+nW)

227 What really upsets me about the shooting

Think of it as our take-out window.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at November 29, 2015 03:45 PM (oFSUK)

228 Are we postpunk fans allowed to name the singer of "Cities In Dust" and "Dear Prudence"?

You'll take my video of "Face To Face" over my cold dead hairy palms -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ETieNnWp8

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 03:46 PM (vjWed)

229 "Charlie Sheen at November 29, 2015 03:43 PM (oFSUK)"

That sock.....that hash.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 03:47 PM (hv+nW)

230 North Dakota just had to change their name from the "Fighting Sioux" to "Fighting Hawks" due to SJW pressure.

I thought "Bullying Sux"?

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 03:48 PM (oFSUK)

231 Very over cast here. Direct TV reception is terrible.

Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 03:48 PM (mUa7N)

232 That sock.....that hash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD0STDHNM8A

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo is on that subject at November 29, 2015 03:49 PM (vjWed)

233 That sock.....that hash.

Hah! I'll have to see if I can purchase this proxy server.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 29, 2015 03:49 PM (oFSUK)

234 Okay, time to strip butt naked and walk back home in all this global warming we've been told has come to Boulder

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2015 03:52 PM (vjWed)

235 That was a ridiculous reception.

Posted by: Garrett at November 29, 2015 03:52 PM (2aG2E)

236 He couldn't have caught that.

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 29, 2015 03:52 PM (7v/r5)

237 Ridiculous.

Posted by: Garrett at November 29, 2015 03:54 PM (2aG2E)

238 It's funny that the Morons just look at the elbows and couldn't care less what the cheerleaders' names are, but the 'ettes are lost without knowing the identities of the dudes.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 03:54 PM (vsbNu)

239 "No, Eli. No."

You say that as if I have any idea when or where this elite QB will show up...or disappear.

Posted by: Eli Manning at November 29, 2015 03:56 PM (ZsN9X)

240 Living on the front range the local pravda outlets could not repeat often enough on Friday that PPs in other area cities were open, would be again on Saturday and had security plans. I would dearly love to seem some pointed mockery of lefties based on that. They *claim* to hate Black Friday so perhaps some cartoons about BF specials at the PP clinics? Maybe some cartoon with a bandit running into an unmarked building because it looks secure against the cops, or if it was ID's as a PP some thought bubbles of "hey this place will heavily fortified" as the armed bandit dashes from the cops.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 29, 2015 03:58 PM (/7OLL)

241 Maybe the white dude is Eric Decker? I know he's done a reality show so he would be on the occasional red carpet.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 03:59 PM (vsbNu)

242 Looks like CBS is having some broadcast troubles. I switched over to see what game was there and it was bills and chiefs, but the audio was from a different game and then after a few seconds it switched to the correct audio feed.

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2015 04:00 PM (zt+N6)

243 Come on Redskins one more first down and put the game away.

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 29, 2015 04:01 PM (7v/r5)

244 "You say that as if I have any idea when or where this elite QB will show up...or disappear."

Great point, Eli. You have no more idea than anyone else.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 04:01 PM (ACHXJ)

245 I don't know what the G'nts problem is but hope it continues, hate to see any NFC East team get out of the basement. Let's all stay there.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2015 04:01 PM (XRpjE)

246 It's funny that the Morons just look at the elbows and couldn't care less what the cheerleaders' names are, but the 'ettes are lost without knowing the identities of the dudes.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 03:54 PM (vsbNu)

*****

For the Rons, image #2 is Rachel Washburn.

http://www.bing.com/images/search?
q=rachel+washburn&go=Submit&qs=ds&form=QBILPG

Lose the space. She is also either former or current military.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 04:02 PM (7OJX8)

247
Saints game (bag over head!) ended and coverage switched over to the 'Skins game.

What the heck was that strange, misshaped hand that just popped up into the camera shot?!?

Posted by: Spun and Murky at November 29, 2015 04:03 PM (4DCSq)

248 I don't know what the G'nts problem is but hope it continues, hate to see any NFC East team get out of the basement. Let's all stay there.Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2015 04:01 PM (XRpjE)

I'm trying to remember here... has every team been at the top of the nfc east this year, then lost the top slot?

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 29, 2015 04:04 PM (7v/r5)

249 Well,

On to KC next week.

Posted by: Raider Nation at November 29, 2015 04:06 PM (zyIlW)

250 I'm ANGRY.

Posted by: Dr. "Elite QB" at November 29, 2015 04:07 PM (ZsN9X)

251 "Saints game (bag over head!)"

Don't worry, I'm a Cowboys fan.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 04:08 PM (Y8WU5)

252 Redskins.

First place.

NFC East.

Let that sink in.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 04:09 PM (Y8WU5)

253 And we never belonged at the top of the NFC East, anyway.

If the AFC South is the Honey Boo Boo of the NFL, we're the Jersey Shore.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2015 04:10 PM (ZsN9X)

254 251 "Saints game (bag over head!)"

Don't worry, I'm a Cowboys fan.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 04:08 PM (Y8WU5)

High Five! *Snaps collarbone again* OW!

Posted by: Tony Romo at November 29, 2015 04:10 PM (zt+N6)

255 249 Well,

On to KC next week.
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 29, 2015 04:06 PM (zyIlW)

--Did your boys lose to the Flaming Thumbtacks?

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 04:10 PM (vsbNu)

256 And Kenny Albert is every bit as bad an announcer as his father.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2015 04:11 PM (ZsN9X)

257 Never mind the loss, how embarrassing is it that the only poorly executed lateral pass was by a two time winning Superbowl QB?

Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2015 04:11 PM (WVvzl)

258 252 Redskins.

First place.

NFC East.

Let that sink in.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 04:09 PM (Y8WU5)

At 5-6

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2015 04:12 PM (zt+N6)

259 For the Rons, image #2 is Rachel Washburn.

Thank you, she's a honey.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 04:12 PM (oFSUK)

260 Ha - so the Chiefs are going to win
and they have a good chance of getting a wildcard spot now

Posted by: chemjeff - go chiefs at November 29, 2015 04:12 PM (uZNvH)

261 No, queef. We won.

And ugly win to go with ugly weather, but it's a W.

Posted by: Raider Nation at November 29, 2015 04:13 PM (zyIlW)

262 'Noles win in the Swamp. Chiefs beat Sexy Rexy and now have crucial tiebreakers against Buffalo, Houston, and Pittsburgh for the Wild Card.

A good football weekend. Now all I have to worry about are my fantasy teams.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 04:13 PM (vsbNu)

263 For the record I don't ever want the Skins to change their logo. I had a childhood friend who died. If it ever happens I want to put a super bowl flag on his grave.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2015 04:16 PM (XRpjE)

264 261 No, queef. We won.

And ugly win to go with ugly weather, but it's a W.
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 29, 2015 04:13 PM (zyIlW)

--It would have been mortifying to lose to the Lions and the Titans back to back.

But get ready to lose to Alex Smith.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 04:17 PM (vsbNu)

265 I have a feeling you guys on the East Slope are going to get slammed if this storm roils over the Rockies and gathers steam. It's been spitting snow over on the West side since Friday.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2015 04:18 PM (lLEPt)

266 We'll see, queef.

Posted by: Raider Nation at November 29, 2015 04:19 PM (zyIlW)

267 Infidel, I hope not because I have a doc appointment tomorrow.

Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 04:20 PM (mUa7N)

268 Sounds like a lot of Stiller fans in Seattle.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 04:22 PM (vsbNu)

269 Tied for 3rd in NFL for passing TDs:

Brady - 27
Palmer - 25
Carr - 24
Rodgers - 24

Posted by: Raider Nation at November 29, 2015 04:28 PM (zyIlW)

270 I hope Pete Carroll chokes on his gum.

Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2015 04:28 PM (mUa7N)

271 93 Apart from crushing your enemies and seeing them driven before you, of course.

And hearing the lamentation of their women.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 29, 2015 04:32 PM (brIR5)

272 66 I love the redskin logo btw. The guy looks distinguished and badass.
Posted by: Lea at November 29, 2015 01:32 PM (vmMMi)

--Like the Chicago Blackhawks logo.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 04:36 PM (vsbNu)

273 Who are the guys in the last picture? The white guy looks startled.

***

Denario Alexander and Chris Long

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2015 04:38 PM (PMlgt)

274 They had previously been known as the Spiders, and then briefly the Naps for their most famous player, Napoleon Lajoie. After he left, a local newspaper held a contest to find a new nickname for the team, and "Indians" won.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2015 02:56 PM (sdi6R)

AtC is a big Cleveland Indians fan. I don't think she would be a big fan of the Cleveland Spiders

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2015 04:45 PM (GrXXa)

275 For the Rons, image #2 is Rachel Washburn.

***

WOW!

Update added to post

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2015 04:47 PM (PMlgt)

276 While Washington meant for this to be an innocent tweet to wish its fans a happy Thanksgiving, perhaps it would be best to not do this again next year.

What??? It's just the team name, right? These people are beyond nuts.

Posted by: mindful webworker - proudly in the Land of the Red Man at November 29, 2015 04:52 PM (PCof0)

277 Mike Tomlin tried to be a little too cute there.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 04:56 PM (vsbNu)

278 274 They had previously been known as the Spiders, and then briefly the Naps for their most famous player, Napoleon Lajoie. After he left, a local newspaper held a contest to find a new nickname for the team, and "Indians" won.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2015 02:56 PM (sdi6R)

AtC is a big Cleveland Indians fan. I don't think she would be a big fan of the Cleveland Spiders
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2015 04:45 PM (GrXXa)

I know. See #180.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2015 05:17 PM (sdi6R)

279 Okay, but that end-around by Bryant was pretty cool.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 05:17 PM (vsbNu)

280 TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at November 29, 2015 05:22 PM (vsbNu)

281
84 days until the 2016 Daytona 500...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at November 29, 2015 05:25 PM (4DCSq)

282 TD 'Hawks

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 05:30 PM (vsbNu)

283
What the heck is wrong with the Cards? Figured they'd be running it up by now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 05:32 PM (ODxAs)

284 What the heck is wrong with the Cards? Figured they'd be running it up by now.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 05:32 PM (ODxAs)

--Just following on Yahoo. It looks like they're moving the ball but get stopped in the Red Zone. It sucks because I need Carson Palmer to get me some fantasy points.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 05:37 PM (vsbNu)

285 The Chiefs can always rebrand as NCOs, Warrant Officers, or Joints.

Posted by: goatweed at November 29, 2015 05:38 PM (CBcnm)

286
Yeah, I have Palmer matched with Fitzgerald too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 05:42 PM (ODxAs)

287 Niner penalties give the Cards NINE plays to convert a 1st-and-goal from the 3, which they finally do.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 05:52 PM (mxCgt)

288 Seattle PAT blocked!

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 06:32 PM (vsbNu)

289 The Pitt-Seattle game is getting wild.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 06:52 PM (vsbNu)

290 And The Patriots looking good in Denver.

Posted by: nannyhag at November 29, 2015 09:23 PM (Queum)

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