NYT: Reality Is Limiting Obama's Ability to Spin His Fantasies

Damn reality.

NYT: Illegal immigrant surge 'complicating the Obama administration’s efforts to reassure the country that the border is under control.'
— Byron York (@ByronYork) November 27, 2015

via Jonah Goldberg (@jonahnro), who made a very similar point.

Posted by: Ace at 05:52 PM

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1 Reality bites

Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2015 05:55 PM (e6kq+)

2 REALITY, I DAMN THEE!

Posted by: StrawMan at November 27, 2015 05:55 PM (XtR0g)

3 It's not a lie as long as you believe it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2015 05:56 PM (/tuJf)

4 Mm, you Uh, You know, uh, the Pilgrims were uh, justliketherefugees.

They, uh, just want to take your land, give you diseases, and put you on reservations.

Ooops.

Posted by: Pres. SezShit at November 27, 2015 05:56 PM (9YDUz)

5 Aw...reality is racist!

BTW what flag is it the BLM idiots are waving in the Mich Blvd riot today on Drudge's page?

Posted by: PJ at November 27, 2015 05:56 PM (cHuNI)

6 You know, Obama wouldn't be so bad if we didn't have a faggat assed "opposition" party.

Motherfucker is a straight up dictator and monster and the GOP is more worried about trying to spin it's base than fighting this fuck

Posted by: Kreplach at November 27, 2015 05:57 PM (WVvzl)

7 Reality has let Obama down once again.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 27, 2015 05:57 PM (kpqmD)

8 >>BTW what flag is it the BLM idiots are waving in the Mich Blvd riot today on Drudge's page?

African liberation.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2015 05:58 PM (/tuJf)

9 Oregon is waxing the Beavers.

Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2015 05:59 PM (e6kq+)

10 Funny, they successfully circulated some lying-ass statistics last week that indicated that Illegal Immigration As We Know It is at a decades-long low.

Wonder which border(s) the NYT is watching. If, any.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 05:59 PM (xq1UY)

11 Both 0bama and Southwest airlines agree I should be free to roam across the country. Hahaha. Some people thought they knew what religion he is and that it did not rhyme with sislam.

What fools.

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 27, 2015 06:00 PM (7v/r5)

12 via Jonah Goldberg (@jonahnro), who made a very similar point.

--

I hear he also wrote a book .. maybe Ace will review it some day.

;P

Posted by: @votermom at November 27, 2015 06:01 PM (cbfNE)

13 NYT: Reggie Love surging in Obama's ass 'complicating the Obama administration's efforts to reassure the country that Obama is not a closet homosexual.'

Posted by: New York Times at November 27, 2015 06:01 PM (saqaq)

14 I have faith in ubama. I know he will never fail to abuse me. Comforting, somehow. In a sick kind of Stockholmish way.
America

Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2015 06:02 PM (b+df9)

15 Oregon is waxing the Beavers.
~~~

Miss me yet?

Posted by: Bush at November 27, 2015 06:02 PM (AfsKp)

16 My beer hides in fridge
I know you're there you rascal
Beer, you will be toast

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 27, 2015 06:02 PM (KG0mU)

17 NYT: Obama arming and funding ISIS 'complicating the Obama administration's efforts to reassure the country that Obama is not a anti-American covert muslim.'

Posted by: New York Times at November 27, 2015 06:03 PM (saqaq)

18 May Reality! smack him in the face like a pizza pie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 27, 2015 06:03 PM (WHrsn)

19 That isn't a joke, that really is the African liberation movement.

Because living in Nigeria or Congo is far superior to strolling down some of the most expensive property in the world with police and even presidential protection.

Country is becoming a joke.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2015 06:04 PM (/tuJf)

20 One of those supermarket rags-Weekly World News or "The Star had a headline today, "We must impeach Pres Obama now....He knew about the Paris attacks it said, and did nothing to help stop them. He supports ISIS." Gossipy rag has more balls than the GOP.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2015 06:05 PM (No/ki)

21 What? When have they ever even made an effort to assure us the border is secured?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 06:05 PM (4ErVI)

22 Setbacks.

Posted by: SCOAMF at November 27, 2015 06:05 PM (AJkxb)

23 Reality Bites: COS shooter - Domestic Terrorist
Nidal Hassan - Workplace violence.
Syrian refujihadis - Pilgrims

Posted by: Old Blue at November 27, 2015 06:05 PM (9iR5/)

24 >>>May Reality! smack him in the face like a pizza pie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 27, 2015 06:03 PM (WHrsn)<<<

Thought that was amore?

Posted by: Dean Martin at November 27, 2015 06:07 PM (AJkxb)

25 Well sure the refugees are the same:

Pilgrims had to pick up the tab for transport to the colonies by way of seven years of indentured existence. No government, no government assistance. All Christians.

Syrian 'refugees' get on free chartered flight to USA. 91% receive government assistance at the gate, 68% go on welfare. Almost all unanimously Muslims.

Exactly the same.

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 27, 2015 06:07 PM (7v/r5)

26 One wonders if the State Department placed ads for migrants in the Middle East or if that is only their policy in Central and South America?

Posted by: Garrett at November 27, 2015 06:08 PM (wqsIf)

27 I'm not a prepper, but I have a gut feeling that reality and math are going to tumble the global house of cards within my probable lifetime. Might be 2-3 years or a couple of decades but the gods of the copybook headings will roar.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2015 06:08 PM (1OLmv)

28 May Reality! smack him in the face like a pizza pie.
--------
What a waste of a good pizza. How about a 14 day dead mackerel?

Posted by: Old Blue at November 27, 2015 06:08 PM (9iR5/)

29 19 JackStraw,

Country is already a joke. A third rate, pathetic joke.

Posted by: Blano at November 27, 2015 06:10 PM (heN73)

30 I'm not a prepper, but I have a gut feeling that reality and math are going to tumble the global house of cards within my probable lifetime. Might be 2-3 years or a couple of decades but the gods of the copybook headings will roar.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2015 06:08 PM (1OLmv)

All is Well.

All is Well

ALL IS WELLLL!

Posted by: Kevin Bacon at November 27, 2015 06:12 PM (rcLZP)

31 Okay - may he be smacked a smelt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 27, 2015 06:13 PM (WHrsn)

32 Mm, you Uh, You know, uh, the Pilgrims were uh, justliketherefugees.
________________________________

Yes, the Pilgrims had to risk their lives and everything they had to make a months-long sea journey on a rickety boat to a dangerous wilderness where they will carve out an existence (if they're lucky enough to survive) from the land and the few supplies they brought with them.

The "Syrian refugees" risk nothing, get on a plane and fly to the wealthiest and most powerful world, where they will live a life of ease, paid for by U.S. taxpayers.

But totes the same thing, if you're an idiot Kenyan/Indonesian imbecile.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 27, 2015 06:13 PM (a31sM)

33
Leave Barack alone!!!

*snif*

Posted by: Fox Butterfield at November 27, 2015 06:14 PM (o98Jz)

34 should be "fly to the wealthiest and most powerful nation in the world"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 27, 2015 06:15 PM (a31sM)

35 You don't have to live like a Syrian refugee.

Posted by: Tom Petty at November 27, 2015 06:15 PM (XtR0g)

36 NYT: Illegal immigrant surge 'complicating the Obama administration's efforts to reassure the country that the border is under control.'

- Byron York (@ByronYork) November 27, 2015

Cute ... but Barky and his junta don't really give a shit. In fact, barky gets an extra kick out of making the most transparent and intellectually offensive lies he can. He just loves to see how the Vichy Republicans and media twist themselves into all sorts of contortions to make sense out of his insane, and obviously retarded, babble. The more ridiculous the lie the more Barky loves telling it - to your face!!

Shit .. this same exact crap has been going on for over 6 years, already. Barky knows that he can get away with anything so he does anything. Anything that comes into that 84 IQ, America-hating pee-brain of his. And the Vichy GOP all try to ignore it (unless they are actively collaborating with Barky - as they did for the bulk of the un-Constitutional, treasonous aid and comfort to invading illegals that Barky started and that the Vichy GOP jumped in to help with.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 27, 2015 06:15 PM (zc3Db)

37 May Reality! smack him in the face like a pizza pie.

Posted by: Anna Puma

In reality, isn't this the basic problem with Barack Obama?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at November 27, 2015 06:16 PM (+1T7c)

38 Yo!

Posted by: Insane Petty Posse at November 27, 2015 06:16 PM (BO/km)

39 I let Preznit' Obama the Magnificient down again?

Posted by: Cracker From Crackerville at November 27, 2015 06:16 PM (sJuKe)

40
Complicating the story, heh. Everybody knows the southern border is wide open.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 06:16 PM (ODxAs)

41 Top 1000.

(taking no chances)

Posted by: Weasel at November 27, 2015 06:17 PM (e3bId)

42 To be fair, a lot of lefty dogmas are limited by reality.

Posted by: Emmie at November 27, 2015 06:17 PM (Kki5+)

43
A Waffle House customer shot and killed an employee after she told him to put out a cigarette at the U.S. 90 business in the early-morning hours Friday, police said.

Biloxi police Sgt. Donnie Dobbs said the 52-year-old employee was shot in the head after arguing with the customer about smoking inside the restaurant around 1 a.m. Friday.

===========
That's harsh. I'm sure the poor woman had family.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 06:17 PM (iQIUe)

44 Sorry to go OT so soon.

Watching The Shining for the bazillinth time and realizing that it quite possibly has the worst acting across every single character of any movie I've ever seen.

Horrible, horrible acting.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 27, 2015 06:17 PM (WVvzl)

45 30. Brings a smile to my cynical heart to imagine TV anchormen and anchor babes saying that as the herd stampedes through the big box stores after some minor thing in accumulation with all that has gone on finally panics them.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2015 06:18 PM (1OLmv)

46 He lives in a bubble and believes his own bullshit so no reality isn't cramping his style. What maybe bothers him is everyone else doesn't believe his bullshit and he doesn't know why.

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 06:19 PM (XRpjE)

47
So, is BLM pissed off from having the attention redirected to the PP shooter?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 06:19 PM (iQIUe)

48 "I think, on one hand, non-Muslims cannot stereotype," Obama said, "but I also think the Muslim community has to think about how we make sure that children are not being affected with this twisted notion that somehow they can kill innocent people."

Mr. 'my Muslim faith' gets caught again.

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 27, 2015 06:20 PM (7v/r5)

49 Horrible, horrible acting.

Posted by: Kreplach

In many ways, isn't this also the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at November 27, 2015 06:21 PM (+1T7c)

50 Posted by: Kreplach at November 27, 2015 06:17 PM (WVvzl)

I saw The Shining once and I still can't figure out what anyone likes about it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 27, 2015 06:23 PM (zc3Db)

51 This is not a reality that'll ever hit O'Barky in the face. Fact is, he knows every detail of it, flat doesn't give a fcuk, and actually revels in the sheer mayhem of it all.

What he's really enjoying, is that this is a reality that'll hit the American people in the face, fcuk us up the ass and see us mowed down by the hundreds in malls, airports and other public venues throughout the USA.

By. Design.

And it's all got O'Barky's signature on the tag, and yes, we're all paying premium for the Designer Label.

Reality is that O'Barky intends for all this to bring harm to America.

Reality is that most Americans don't understand this, and won't until things are far worse, and possibly far too late.

Jim (little ray of sunshine here)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2015 06:23 PM (McRlu)

52 Funny, they successfully circulated some lying-ass statistics last week that indicated that Illegal Immigration As We Know It is at a decades-long low.
________________________________

It's all in the definition of "illegal alien." (To quote a former disgraced Dim president: "it depends on what the definition of is is"). There is a reason why the left is always trying to change the definition of things.

Many of the illegal aliens currently coming into the U.S., including the "surge" of "minors" from Central America, have been instructed to claim asylum as soon as they see a BP agent. Once they claim asylum (by saying, for example, that they're fleeing from gang violence in their home country), they are no longer "illegal." They get classified as "refugees" and they're entitled to all sorts of taxpayer-funded goodies while they're waiting the years it will take to adjudicate their claims. And of course, they get to wait in the U.S.

This is also why we're seeing all these "news" reports about the sudden uptick in gang violence in Central America. Have to support the narrative. And the narrative coming from ValJar and her puppet Barry is that there is an epidemic of gang violence in Central America, which is why the U.S. must take in millions of poor Central American "refugees" "fleeing violence" in their homelands.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 27, 2015 06:24 PM (a31sM)

53 I thought white people on the Mayflower were the worst thing ever?

Which is it? Mayflower bad because white?

Posted by: Cunctator at November 27, 2015 06:24 PM (VAPeJ)

54 I saw The Shining once and I still can't figure out what anyone likes about it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 27, 2015 06:23 PM (zc3Db)

There are several Kubrick films you could say that about

Posted by: Caliban at November 27, 2015 06:25 PM (DrC22)

55 This one make the comments yet? Seems sidebar-worthy:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3336523

Posted by: JEM at November 27, 2015 06:27 PM (o+SC1)

56 REALITY IS A HERETIC!!! THE PRECIOUS GOD KING HAS BEEN BLASPHEMED!!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!

Posted by: MSM High Priests of Revolutionary Truth!! at November 27, 2015 06:27 PM (NGd+i)

57 The only thing that makes the Shining a good movie is the last scene of the picture, all the rest building up to that is filler.

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 06:28 PM (XRpjE)

58 True story. The Mayflower was named after a moving company which had been operating in the Americas for 10 years prior to the arrival of the Pilgrims.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 27, 2015 06:28 PM (22uju)

59
Authorities have been releasing detained women and children in three weeks or less, sending them to pursue claims for asylum in immigration courts around the country.

"I'm sure some information has filtered down to those countries that maybe they have some opportunities with respect to our inability to detain families and kids," Raul L. Ortiz, acting chief of the Border Patrol for the Rio Grande Valley said. "Family members that are already here are saying, now is potentially a pretty good time to come to the U.S."

http://tinyurl.com/jcxa58f

Rubio 2016: #ThreeWeeks

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 27, 2015 06:28 PM (kdS6q)

60 Mm, you Uh, You know, uh, the Pilgrims were uh, justliketherefugees.

They, uh, just want to take your land, give you diseases, and put you on reservations.

Ooops.

Posted by: Pres. SezShit at November 27, 2015 05:56 PM (9YDUz)
One of the dumber things a certified anti-colonialist could ever say with a straight face.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 27, 2015 06:29 PM (T78UI)

61 " Oregon is waxing the Beavers. "

Yeah, but how's the football game going?

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 27, 2015 06:29 PM (eyMIQ)

62 I saw The Shining once and I still can't figure out what anyone likes about it.

I was fairly believable as the Overlook Hotel.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at November 27, 2015 06:30 PM (kHgvV)

63 Crap. Get away, Charlie Sheen!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 27, 2015 06:30 PM (eyMIQ)

64 Let me be clear, I myself had not heard of this "reality" until I turned on the news this morning. I can assure you that no one is angrier about this "reality" than I am.

I'm therefore announcing that my administration is going to pivot to dealing with the "reality" issue immediately. And let me promise America that we will not rest from our labors until this "reality" has been dealt with once and for all.

Posted by: President Historic First at November 27, 2015 06:30 PM (noWW6)

65 Wonder which border(s) the NYT is watching. If, any.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 27, 2015 05:59 PM (xq1UY)

Easy. The one between B.C. and Pt. Roberts, WA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2015 06:30 PM (7MWCL)

66 Crap. Get away, Charlie Sheen!

I'm not exactly opposed to felching....fwiw.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 27, 2015 06:32 PM (kHgvV)

67 " The Mayflower was named after a moving company which had been operating in the Americas for 10 years prior to the arrival of the Pilgrims."

And U-Haul? Were they an Indian tribe?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 27, 2015 06:32 PM (eyMIQ)

68 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2015 06:30 PM (7MWCL)

Well....just the high ground. Wouldn't want to get their loafers wet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2015 06:32 PM (Zu3d9)

69 Okay - may he be smacked a smelt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 27, 2015 06:13 PM (WHrsn)

he who smelt it, dealt it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2015 06:33 PM (7MWCL)

70 1. Become Psychiatrist
2. Target Rich Liberals and Politicians a Clients
3. Profit!!!!!!!!

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at November 27, 2015 06:33 PM (9JJgN)

71
Wonder which border(s) the NYT is watching. If, any.
Posted by: Stringer Davis

The Holland Tunnel....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 27, 2015 06:33 PM (kdS6q)

72 Obama needs to concentrate on gulping down the brown sausages Reggie Love's asshole keeps pumping out, and just leave our Country the fuck alone!!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 27, 2015 06:34 PM (nhHPu)

73 Posted by: Dirty Randy

At ease Randy! At ease.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 27, 2015 06:36 PM (kHgvV)

74 53 I thought white people on the Mayflower were the worst thing ever?

Which is it? Mayflower bad because white?

Interesting "logic" eh? Just last year (and many years prior) Thanksgiving was a celebration of "genocidal" monsters that were on the Mayflower. Now the muzzie invaders,,,,er,,,,refugees are just like the Pilgrims.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 27, 2015 06:36 PM (NGd+i)

75 Gah, off HIV sock.

Posted by: Jim Leahy at November 27, 2015 06:37 PM (kHgvV)

76 "I thought white people on the Mayflower were the worst thing ever?"

In much the same way that the Bible is referred to as a clumsy agglomeration of superstitious fairy tales, ridiculous crap to fool mouth-breathing trailer trash in flyover country into believing in -- get this -- a bearded male sky god who created the Universe. What a hoot!

That is, that's what liberals claim the Bible to be until suddenly they have to dredge up the Joseph-and-Mary-turned-away-at-the-inn story to justify taking in a bunch of aggressive, illiterate and diseased "refugees" at public expense. Then suddenly the Bible is a fount of timeless eternal wisdom and universal human values. Its stories are all our stories, really.

Don't worry. It won't be long until the Bible reverts back to being comical nonsense for bitter clingers, at which time liberals will go back to tearing out pages in it which offend their sensibilities, and hanging them up in bathroom stalls.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 27, 2015 06:37 PM (noWW6)

77 I love The Shining. Excellent film. Some great dialogue. The talk between Grady and Jack in the bathroom is one of my favorites.

I read the book and didn't like it as much.

Hey if you really need something a little extra to like the movie, just remember Stephen King hates it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 06:38 PM (4ErVI)

78 Off misspelt sock.

Must be the liquor.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at November 27, 2015 06:38 PM (kHgvV)

79 At ease Randy! At ease.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 27, 2015 06:36 PM (kHgvV)

Sorry to be so vulgar; that guy just gets me worked up sometimes.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 27, 2015 06:40 PM (nhHPu)

80 REDRUM!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2015 06:40 PM (/tuJf)

81 Does anyone make a Red Rum?

Posted by: Diageo CEO with a bright movie tie-in notion at November 27, 2015 06:41 PM (ftJ4J)

82 Stephen King hates it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 06:38 PM (4ErVI)

I did not know that! That's great to hear! I hope it irritates the fvck out of him.

Good movie, and there are some other excellent scenes too. I like the bar scene (with Grady).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2015 06:41 PM (Zu3d9)

83 This is like yesterday at Thanksgiving. Family members, who do not regularly read the AoSHQ, even when they are dyed-in-the-wool stalwart Republicans, are not quite ready for the kind of "reality" that gets spread around here.

So I say the same sorts of things that get said here every day, and family members are looking at me like I shot Miles Standish and raped Pocahontas on the dining room table.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2015 06:42 PM (TOk1P)

84 NYT: Reggie Love surging in Obama's ass
'complicating the Obama administration's efforts to reassure the country
that Obama is not a closet homosexual.'

Posted by: New York Times at November 27, 2015 06:01 PM (saqaq)

Closet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2015 06:42 PM (45oDG)

85 The border is under control.

Sincerely,

Posted by: El Chavo at November 27, 2015 06:44 PM (BfPSD)

86 Sorry to be so vulgar; that guy just gets me worked up sometimes.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy

I appreciate the passion Bo-Bandy. But you don't beat the shit-puppets by becoming a shit-puppet.

Otherwise it creates a shitnami that will drown us all in a flood of shit.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at November 27, 2015 06:45 PM (kHgvV)

87 I love The Shining. Excellent film. Some great dialogue. The talk between Grady and Jack in the bathroom is one of my favorites.

I read the book and didn't like it as much.

Hey if you really need something a little extra to like the movie, just remember Stephen King hates it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 06:38 PM (4ErVI)

The Shining was the first King book I read, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. His cloying writing style though, it gets tiresome, so there weren't too many more King books I read.

Still, when I watched the movie I was thoroughly underwhelmed, and frankly I think Jack Nicholson is the most overrated ham actor of the last 50 years.

Except maybe Deniro.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2015 06:45 PM (TOk1P)

88 Jack is great at doing "Jack".

A lot of famous actors are the same.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2015 06:47 PM (rjtGa)

89 I s Paul Newman really anything other than Paul Newman?

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2015 06:48 PM (rjtGa)

90 Yup.....The Shining sucked ass. Shelly Duval's skinny ass made me want to hold her down and make her eat a Big Mac. Or something else. As long as she shut her mouth.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 27, 2015 06:48 PM (ej1L0)

91 Posted by: Jim Lahey at November 27, 2015 06:45 PM (kHgvV)

I hear you, Jim.... no sense greasing up the shit-rope with more shit, when that'll just get my hands all shitty, and those progressive shit-sticks are already sliding down the rope anyway....

Well, hopefully they are.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 27, 2015 06:50 PM (nhHPu)

92
http://www.redrum.com/

also interesting:

http://tinyurl.com/grlp4ua

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2015 06:50 PM (ODxAs)

93 >>I s Paul Newman really anything other than Paul Newman?

He's not even doing that very well these days.

But I agree. The only difference in the parts John Wayne played were the outfits they put him in.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2015 06:50 PM (/tuJf)

94 Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 27, 2015 06:34 PM (nhHPu)

What have they done to my sweet Bo-Bandy?

Posted by: Jim Lahey at November 27, 2015 06:50 PM (e6kq+)

95 I second what Dirty Randy said.

Using a few swear words doesn't make one equal to the shit puppets.

The shit puppets are politely destroying the country, and may already have done so.

The sub-human mongrel and his minions can all go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Blano at November 27, 2015 06:50 PM (heN73)

96 Yup.....The Shining sucked ass. Shelly Duval's
skinny ass made me want to hold her down and make her eat a Big Mac. Or
something else. As long as she shut her mouth.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 27, 2015 06:48 PM (ej1L0)

If there was ever any actor/actress who was more suited for a role than Shelly Duval was for Olive Oyl, I cannot imagine who it was.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2015 06:50 PM (TOk1P)

97 DeNiro is "intense".

He was perfect for his role in Heat. Mostly can't stand the guy.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2015 06:50 PM (rjtGa)

98 actually saw an African liberation movement meeting in progress this summer. those flags all around, and they were all dressed head to toe in white.it were freaky.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 27, 2015 06:51 PM (Cq0oW)

99 I like Smokey more than Dirty Randy.

Posted by: Lahey at November 27, 2015 06:52 PM (e6kq+)

100 @ 52- Once all these little asylum seekers get refugee status they can get their families here also. Chain migration, the way to turn 50,000 into 500,000.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 27, 2015 06:52 PM (y0U/Z)

101 I hear you, Jim.... no sense greasing up the shit-rope with more shit, when that'll just get my hands all shitty, and those progressive shit-sticks are already sliding down the rope anyway....

Nice shit analogy Randy.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at November 27, 2015 06:53 PM (kHgvV)

102 Al Pacino has chewed more scenery than any other actor alive.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 27, 2015 06:54 PM (iQIUe)

103 Randy, the shit pool is getting full. We'd better strain before it causes a shitslide that could engulf this entire community. I will not have a Pompeian catastrophe happening here!

Posted by: Officer Jim Lahey at November 27, 2015 06:54 PM (e6kq+)

104 The Shining was a great book.

The movie was not even slightly scary to me. What took me out of it was the absurd bleeding elevator scene.

Makes no sense at all on any level plus it looks like red water.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2015 06:55 PM (rjtGa)

105 >>actually saw an African liberation movement meeting in progress this summer. those flags all around, and they were all dressed head to toe in white.it were freaky.

It would be great if some reporter asked Obama or Hillary if they support having Black liberation theology people protesting like this. They always make it sound like its a bunch of church ladies.

They sure as hell have no problem with tying any protest on our side to the worst elements, even if they don't participate.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2015 06:55 PM (/tuJf)

106 Chain migration is in play for any Syrian refugees as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 27, 2015 06:56 PM (y0U/Z)

107 Shooter in custody, previous thread can be shut down.

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 06:56 PM (XRpjE)

108 Jim, why fuck with a couple of shit sticks when you can have the whole shit bundle?

Posted by: Ricky at November 27, 2015 06:56 PM (e6kq+)

109 It's all really about shit-snares. Lay yours carefully, and don't fall into theirs.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 27, 2015 06:56 PM (nhHPu)

110 Ben Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, though.

Posted by: Holden McNeil at November 27, 2015 06:57 PM (ftJ4J)

111 Al Pacino has chewed more scenery than any other actor alive.

Really?

Posted by: William Shatner at November 27, 2015 06:57 PM (rcLZP)

112 O/T

When all else fails, axe the horde.

What was the company that did the ads with the lumberjack that you could change the ending. I think it was Brawny but google is no help.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 06:58 PM (jJRIy)

113 More thoughts on reality. The Yuge Climate Confab is in Paris next week.
Let us take a look at this shall we? CO2 in the atmosphere is roughly 400 ppm. If a dollar bill were the entire atmosphere, CO2 would be 1/40th of a penny.
Even one of the original founders of Greenpeace says that AGW is a fraud. In a recent article penned by him (he is an actual biologist) he stated that if atmospheric CO2 dropped below 150 ppm, all plant life on the planet would cease to grow, on land and in the sea. So in a matter of just a few years all life on the planet would cease to exist.
I'm to the point now where I say let the stupid fuckers go for it.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 27, 2015 06:58 PM (9iR5/)

114 I did not know that! That's great to hear! I hope it irritates the fvck out of him.

Good movie, and there are some other excellent scenes too. I like the bar scene (with Grady).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2015 06:41 PM (Zu3d9)

He hated it so much he made a tv version back in the 1990s (which sucked).
It gets brought up all the time with him in interviews and such. He really dislikes it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2015 06:59 PM (4ErVI)

115 the WON is stronger. he will not let reality intrude. never

Posted by: talgus at November 27, 2015 07:01 PM (3K1+3)

116 Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2015 06:55 PM (rjtGa)

The Shining was an excellent read. King wrote a shit-ton of good books, and for the most part kept his sub-moronic political views out of them. Although I haven't read any of his work for the past 8 years or so... maybe that's changed?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 27, 2015 07:01 PM (nhHPu)

117
This police lt. broad in CO cracks me up.

She looks a male football fan who belongs in the stands during a Bears game.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 07:02 PM (XGqPs)

118 What was the company that did the ads with the
lumberjack that you could change the ending. I think it was Brawny but
google is no help.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2015 06:58 PM (jJRIy)

Correct, Brawny

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2015 07:02 PM (TOk1P)

119 Randy I don't think he's written a book under his own name for along time now.

Could be wrong about that.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2015 07:03 PM (rjtGa)

120
The first responders bullshit...

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 07:03 PM (XGqPs)

121 119 Randy I don't think he's written a book under his own name for along time now.

Could be wrong about that.
Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2015 07:03 PM (rjtGa)

Really? Interesting idea. Where did you hear that?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 27, 2015 07:05 PM (nhHPu)

122
All I can hear when this dumb useless broad is yapping is GO BRONCOS!!!

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 07:05 PM (XGqPs)

123 going on for the last 6 years ?

maybe the last 6 years have been all shifted into 5th gear and everything, but I can remember CBS news lying about guns to push gun control back in the late 60's. none of this crap is new, there's just so much of it now and it's all up in your face instead of just running in background. they think that they're this || far from winning now and getting desperate to get it all pushed through before we wake up and put a stop to it.

Oh, and the only good thing about the shining was the interiors from timberline lodge on mount hood.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 27, 2015 07:06 PM (+jyzN)

124 Well not a Bears fan obviously, But bet she's decked out in Broncos gear every game day.

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 07:06 PM (XRpjE)

125 If there was ever any actor/actress who was more suited for a role than Shelly Duval was for Olive Oyl, I cannot imagine who it was.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2015 06:50 PM (TOk1P)

Your right BTC, but that movie "Popeye" sucked even more. I think they filmed it on Malta and what a stink bomb. Shelly probably didn't have to act much as Olive was dingbat who liked to give Bluto a reach around now and then.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 27, 2015 07:06 PM (ej1L0)

126 Beavers are becoming unwaxed.

Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2015 07:09 PM (e6kq+)

127 Some of the best short stories that King wrote were under the pseudonym of Richard Bachman. I think that included The Mist and The Long Walk.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 27, 2015 07:09 PM (9iR5/)

128 Shelly Duval was a skeleton dipped in latex..... how was she even alive?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 27, 2015 07:09 PM (nhHPu)

129 TPB shit is funny as Hell.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 27, 2015 07:11 PM (FfOnN)

130 Thought that was amore?
Posted by: Dean Martin

That was YOUR moray.

Posted by: bruce at November 27, 2015 07:11 PM (E+ah4)

131 >>>Well not a Bears fan obviously, But bet she's decked out in Broncos gear every game day.

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2015 07:06 PM (XRpjE)<<<

I just wear a barrel.

No, not that Barrel.

Posted by: CO Springs police spokeswoman at November 27, 2015 07:11 PM (AJkxb)

132
Officials, a.k.a. useless govt hacks, are already declaring it a "tragedy."

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 07:12 PM (XGqPs)

133 TPB shit is funny as Hell.

Word.

Posted by: Stuff Leshitivus Said at November 27, 2015 07:12 PM (kHgvV)

134
Okay, so..

-- horrible tragedy
-- lots of heroic acts of bravery today
-- thoughts and prayers bla bla bla
-- first responders did an excellent job

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 07:13 PM (XGqPs)

135 This police lt. broad in CO cracks me up.

She looks a male football fan who belongs in the stands during a Bears game.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 07:02 PM (XGqPs)

Officer Butch Van Dyke. What's in a name? Everything.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2015 07:14 PM (45oDG)

136

Gunman surrendered.

GO BRONCOS!!

GO MARIJUANA!!

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 07:14 PM (XGqPs)

137 Some of the best short stories that King wrote were under the pseudonym of Richard Bachman. I think that included The Mist and The Long Walk.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 27, 2015 07:09 PM (9iR5/)

I liked the one where the old Nazi was being tormented by the neighbor teenage shit ass and the old Nazi got revenge by blowing the kid's mind with reality and driving him cray-cray.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 27, 2015 07:14 PM (ej1L0)

138 >>>Beavers are becoming unwaxed.

Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2015 07:09 PM (e6kq+)<<<

Things are getting hairy for Oregon.

Posted by: Oregon State Beavers at November 27, 2015 07:15 PM (AJkxb)

139 129 TPB shit is funny as Hell.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 27, 2015 07:11 PM (FfOnN)

Lower your fuckin' glass when you're talking to Julian. Respect!

Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2015 07:16 PM (e6kq+)

140 Now *I'm* the Big Cheese!

The Head Caveman!

Aaaa-a-aa-a-aa-aa-aaa-aa-aaaaaaahhhhhh!

Posted by: Sam Losco at November 27, 2015 07:17 PM (e6kq+)

141 Gunman surrendered.

GO BRONCOS!!

GO MARIJUANA!!

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 27, 2015 07:14 PM (XGqPs)

If he's white the MFM will know his motive within 3 seconds. If he's not white they'll never have a clue and the story will disappear in 3 seconds.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2015 07:18 PM (45oDG)

142 Not another night of the Shit Abyss!

Posted by: Randy at November 27, 2015 07:18 PM (e6kq+)

143
If he's white the MFM will know his motive within 3 seconds. If he's not white they'll never have a clue and the story will disappear in 3 seconds.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2015 07:18 PM (45oDG)

--If he's not white or has an Arabic name, we won't know for 48 hours.

Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2015 07:20 PM (e6kq+)

144 Elevator of blood scene recreated with water when my kitchen flooded last December
True story

Posted by: ginaswo at November 27, 2015 07:20 PM (qxNrP)

145 Elevator of blood scene recreated with water when my kitchen flooded last December
True story

That's 100 times scarier than the movie.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2015 07:22 PM (rjtGa)

146 "African liberation.

Posted by: JackStraw"

Yeah, African life is so superior to ours. So natural, so authentic! They must commune with the spirits all day long. Or do they look so weary and wistful because they are sick and hungry? Oh sorry, that must be my white privilege acting up.

I think we have reached peak leftism, haven't we? Don't people generally think these folks are evil?

Oh, I denounce myself, and f*** my white tears.

Posted by: PJ at November 27, 2015 07:23 PM (cHuNI)

147 @55: "While she and husband Nikita appeared to be having a late-night romp when the car exploded in temperatures of minus 6C near her office, police fear the husband may have detonated the explosives in a fit of jealousy."

That sounds like a conveniently domestic explanation, doesn't it?

Posted by: Socratease at November 27, 2015 07:25 PM (2GbWn)

148 I would rather have negotiated with Grady the murdering caretaker- bartender than that Eeeeevil sociopath claims adjuster

**shudders**

Posted by: ginaswo at November 27, 2015 07:27 PM (qxNrP)

149 I don't think we've reached peak leftism yet, the public executions haven't started yet.

Posted by: Socratease at November 27, 2015 07:27 PM (2GbWn)

150 I don't think we've reached peak leftism yet, the public executions haven't started yet.

Posted by: Socratease at November 27, 2015 07:27 PM (2GbWn)

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Blano doing his best Aaron Rodgers impersonation at November 27, 2015 07:29 PM (heN73)

151 Oooops.

Posted by: Blano at November 27, 2015 07:29 PM (heN73)

152 T'Giving leftovers for lunch and dinner.

Done.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 27, 2015 07:32 PM (Cu0zH)

153 Some of us will survive to remember when we talked about being targeted by our 'own' government. The government has been targeting us for years and they are about to start pulling the trigger. We won't laugh about it then, will we?

Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2015 07:36 PM (b+df9)

154 "the public executions haven't started yet"

So far, they just destroy your reputation and hound you out of your job. Could be worse. I have some nice leftover white dunce hats if you need any.

Posted by: Ghost of Mao Tse Tung at November 27, 2015 07:39 PM (cHuNI)

155 hola amigos blancos !

Posted by: grease monkey at November 27, 2015 07:45 PM (PvjYG)

156 That is one huge boatload of analysis for such a prosaic conclusion. You guys are freaks.

Posted by: bour3 at November 27, 2015 07:47 PM (5x3+2)

157 Once again we see how the leftist media warps their news reporting. Here, the story isn't the illegal immigration surge and porous border. The story is that the illegal immigration surge undermines Obama's attempt to pull the wool over our eyes.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 27, 2015 08:52 PM (37TvV)

158 They always print all three names in the blotter. Never refer to illegal or not.

Posted by: Infidel at November 27, 2015 09:19 PM (SVEy9)

159 I dont much likes these elitests dems.

Posted by: Ameriku at November 27, 2015 10:47 PM (k4R8r)

160 Yes, yes. But you see if the surge is large enough, he will no longer have to worry about whether his "efforts are complicated" since his side will be able to outvote us.

I do not think our side has had the proper sense of urgency. I don't want things to be like they are in Paris ("oh well, it probably won't be me").

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 02, 2015 05:14 PM (E5UB0)

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