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Happy Thanksgiving

Posted by: rdbrewer at 09:06 AM




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1 Happy Thanksgiving horde

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2015 07:09 AM (XRpjE)

2 A blessed Thanksgiving to you all. We have our problems but we are still so very fortunate to live where we live, when we live. There is no other time or in history that can compare.

Posted by: turfmann at November 26, 2015 07:10 AM (QHOa0)

3 And it's game day in a also ran season

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2015 07:10 AM (XRpjE)

4 The technology must exist to create a giant Thanksgiving Bruce balloon that transforms to Caitlyn and back again.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 26, 2015 07:10 AM (YQ7o1)

5 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, November 26, 2015, Thanksgiving day. On this day in 1789 a national Thanksgiving Day was observed in the United States as proclaimed by President George Washington at the request of Congress. However, it did not become a national holiday until 1863 when Lincoln made it so for the Northern part of the country on the last Thursday of Nov. In 1941 FDR changed it to the 4th Thursday which is where it is at now.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:10 AM (t2KH5)

6 A group of hackers is saying that ISIS is funding its accounts using Bitcoins.


http://fxn.ws/1IhV90U

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

7 Russia has moved a State of the art anti-aircraft missile system to Syria in response to Turkey downing their aircraft. Also the downed Russian pilot says Turkey issued no warning. Turkey says they issued 10 warnings and our military monitoring the situation from Iraq confirmed this.


http://fxn.ws/1IhV90U

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

8 Happy Thanksgiving all!!

Posted by: Clarney at November 26, 2015 07:11 AM (dgO4h)

9 What is it with the feds in SF? Another murder has been committed with a gun stolen from a federal officer in SF.


http://fxn.ws/1NdLAWG

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

10 Obama has signed the defense spending bill despite the provisions that forbid him from closing GITMO and sending the terrorists to the US mainland.


http://fxn.ws/1R7vjUM

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

11 Black Friday Myths. I have never heard of most of these. But one thing I know is not a myth. Every damn newspaper rack in the county where I live will be sold out before 6 am on Thanksgiving.


http://aol.it/1OsP7zi

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

12 West Point has now officially banned the annual plebe pillow fight after multiple injuries this past August.


http://fxn.ws/1YuysjH

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:12 AM (t2KH5)

13 Looks like Scankles shut down the investigation into the hiring of prostitutes by State Department personnel in Belgium.


http://fxn.ws/1jkM94E

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:12 AM (t2KH5)

14 Black agitator Mark Carter says he will get blacks to shut down shopping on Michigan Avenue after cops shot that black teen last year.


http://fxn.ws/1liOw9F

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:12 AM (t2KH5)

15 Figures from the Department of Homeland Security show that the president has already issued 680,000 green cards to immigrants from Muslim nations over the past five years. Unless Congress changes his policy, that number will be repeated in the next five years.


Pardon me Mr WaEx but it is already against the law for him to bring in the number he is bringing since it is far above the allotted maximum. But impeachment is off the table.


http://washex.am/1LzUlod

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:13 AM (t2KH5)

16 It appears that the attempts of the GOP moneymen to derail Trump are not having much impact.


http://wapo.st/1LzSnV1

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:13 AM (t2KH5)

17 This always happens when you have government welfare operating. Investigations in Philly show that there are a number of people living in Section 8 housing that make over $100K a year.


http://bit.ly/1OgkvTv

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:13 AM (t2KH5)

18 Yet another reminder to people that social media is NOT your friend. So when you call the BLM agitators fools on twitter your PC bosses will take action.


http://bit.ly/1kUxUW0

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:13 AM (t2KH5)

19 97% of Americans do not give a shit about AGW so we have consensus. The 97% of scientists myth has always been a lie as well. There has never been any such consensus among scientists.


http://bit.ly/1NdgYVc

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:13 AM (t2KH5)

20 Study in GA finds that there has been a massive increase in deportations of "refugees" for violent crimes despite federal vetting. Since the FBI says the so-called refugees from Syria can not be vetted I guess we can expect that number to go up even more.


http://bit.ly/1LzCpKu

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:14 AM (t2KH5)

21 BLM thugs attack Chicago's Christmas tree in Millennium Park.


http://bit.ly/1NdModS

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:14 AM (t2KH5)

22 4 out of 5 voters say immigration from the ME is dangerous. But hey people, Honey Bama don't give a shit.


http://bit.ly/1T62g2f

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:14 AM (t2KH5)

23 That Hanover soccer game cancellation was done based on a warning from Israeli intelligence.


http://bit.ly/1jkNokm

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:14 AM (t2KH5)

24 Let the homies in the cities I follow, enjoy a peaceful Thanksgiving day...

Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 07:15 AM (T3Tpd)

25 Here's another kick in the ass for Chicago taxpayers. The family that was paid 5 million dollars in a settlement for the cop shooting that black teen had not been taking care of him since he was 5 years old. The State had been taking care of him so the State should have paid themselves.


http://bit.ly/1Ohxzry

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:15 AM (t2KH5)

26 Just in case you didn't know this already a reminder. You can not believe a word from anybody in the MFM about violence against BLM agitators.


http://bit.ly/1Ic35WN

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:15 AM (t2KH5)

27 The NH State GOP chair is blasting Trump. The RNCe hates Trump and are doing everything they can do to get him out of the race. Their current turd is RINO Rubio.


http://bit.ly/1MEmL4o

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:15 AM (t2KH5)

28 Morning! Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 26, 2015 07:15 AM (UpGcq)

29 I'm guessing we can call it a day when West Point announces a micro aggression crises.

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2015 07:16 AM (XRpjE)

30 The insanity continues:

University students in Massachusetts who were upset by an image of a Confederate flag sticker on another student's laptop were offered counseling services at Framingham State University.


http://bit.ly/1IbeM00

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:16 AM (t2KH5)

31 And speaking of insanity, AGW caused the rise of Hitler.


http://bit.ly/1PZe2vY

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:16 AM (t2KH5)

32 Lt. General Michael Flynn, head of the Defense Intelligence Agency from 2012 through 2014, appeared on Megyn Kelly's Fox News program Monday night to say what many have been thinking: "The focus of this investigation ought to start at the top. Where intelligence starts and stops is at the White House."


If that isn't clear enough let me say it for you; it was Obama ordered. But impeachment is off the table.


http://bit.ly/1NdNera

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:16 AM (t2KH5)

33 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1NQ8hwe

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:17 AM (t2KH5)

34 A blessed Thanksgiving to you all. We have our problems but we are still so very fortunate to live where we live, when we live. There is no other time or in history that can compare.
Posted by: turfmann

---

Meh, not really. 20-30 years ago there was less rot. Think about things like race relations, economy, morality/culture and security?

Millenials feel less hope about their future than people thei age had felt in decades past.

Deaths among white middle aged people have *increased* since 2003, reversing a decades old trend. Half a million people dead that ought not be, due to suicide, alcohol poisoning and drug ODs.

So that common, glib sentiment is simply incorrect. There have been much better times in which to live.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 07:17 AM (YQ7o1)

35 Iran Nuclear Deal Isn't A Bad Deal After All; It's No Deal


Amazing where is the MFM?


http://bit.ly/1Xss2iA

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:17 AM (t2KH5)

36 The King of Choom is releasing 2,000 new regulations over the Thanksgiving holidays. I will vote for any candidate who says he will blanket cancel any new or rewritten regulation done by Obama while he was in office.


http://bit.ly/1LAOnni

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:17 AM (t2KH5)

37 More on the phony AGW scam and doctoring data.


http://bit.ly/1NQ8IXq

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:17 AM (t2KH5)

38 Bill Clinton is hitting the bribery trail for Scankles, his much forgotten wifey. I wonder if he is taking his current blond flame.


http://fxn.ws/1Pbyag1

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:18 AM (t2KH5)

39 The Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/1ljcxxg


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:18 AM (t2KH5)

40


DAY 1,115

348 to go (421 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2015 07:18 AM (uRmWf)

41 and I see out traditional Thanksgiving doggy and kitteh are back,

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:19 AM (t2KH5)

42 Happy Thanksgiving horde!

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 26, 2015 07:19 AM (H4xk5)

43 And happy Thanksgiving to the Morons and I hope you all get to eat hearty.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:19 AM (t2KH5)

44
Have a blessed Thanksgiving, gang. Let's not lose sight of the fact that in our darkest hours we still have much to be thankful for.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2015 07:20 AM (uRmWf)

45 g'mornin', 'rons

Anyone need anything from Walmart?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2015 07:21 AM (KCxzN)

46 >>>4 out of 5 voters say immigration from the ME is dangerous. But hey people, Honey Bama don't give a shit.


Of course not. He plans to outnumber them. He is trying to steal an entire country.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 07:23 AM (YQ7o1)

47 Elizabeth Warren and her pet cat. Cute.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 07:23 AM (YQ7o1)

48 Morning and another Happy T'Day.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2015 07:24 AM (m/rKW)

49 Just out of curiosity, I compiled some social media stats on the Repub frontrunners this morning. I'll leave it to the 'rons to decipher What It All Means, but I find it interesting that Carson leads Trump on FB by a half a mil (I expected Trump to dominate), yet Trump swamps the rest of the field on Twitter. The stats show that Carson's (and Cruz's) more evangelical/SoCon followers prefer Facebook, I guess.

Total followers, rounded:

Facebook:

Carson - 4.9 million
Trump - 4.5 million
Cruz - 1.6 million
Rubio - 1.1 million
Fiorina - 527,000
Jeb!- 299,000

Twitter:

Trump - 5.0million
Carson - 1.0 million
Rubio - 987,000
Fiorina - 628,000
Cruz - 609,000
Jeb! - 379,000

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 26, 2015 07:24 AM (HMt16)

50 Like a dog would share his food with a cat. lol!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 26, 2015 07:24 AM (iQIUe)

51 I think that cat is stuffed!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 26, 2015 07:25 AM (iQIUe)

52 Barak says to stuff it governors you can't deny anywhere I want to put "Syrian" immigrants.

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2015 07:25 AM (XRpjE)

53 Just remember that offering white or dark meat at the Thanksgiving dinner is racist!

Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 07:26 AM (T3Tpd)

54 Most interesting thing I've read this morning is a Legal Insurrection blog from Andrew Brianca on the Chicago shooting. Maybe not so fast on the murder one charge. But mob rule matters.

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2015 07:30 AM (XRpjE)

55 As that article I linked to a few days ago said, the governors may not be able to stop him from sticking those illegal "refugee" migrants in their State but they sure as hell can enforce the laws for welfare, section 8 housing, and other benefits so that they cut off all social services to them.


They are already supposed to be doing that but nobody enforces it but SC.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:30 AM (t2KH5)

56 Remember when Bush flew to Iraq to have Thanksgiving dinner with the troops, MSM got all a flutter about that. Will Obama do anything like that, anywhere?.

Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 07:31 AM (T3Tpd)

57 56
Remember when Bush flew to Iraq to have Thanksgiving dinner with the
troops, MSM got all a flutter about that. Will Obama do anything like
that, anywhere?.


Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 07:31 AM (T3Tpd)


He hasn't in the previous 7 years.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:32 AM (t2KH5)

58 Happy Thanksgiving Horde. If you're cooking a bird may it moist and done.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 26, 2015 07:32 AM (c/3OG)

59 may it *be* moist and done. Moar coffee.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 26, 2015 07:33 AM (c/3OG)

60 Not a betting man but I'd bet a tenner Barak sees a golf course today

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2015 07:34 AM (XRpjE)

61 When BLM discovers that everyone switched from black friday to cyber monday, and that they are too f*cking retarded to figure out how to disrupt the latter, I predict they will declare that the internet is racist.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 07:35 AM (YQ7o1)

62 For a long time I've detested pushing Christmas today,

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2015 07:35 AM (XRpjE)

63 may it *be* moist and done. Moar coffee.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 26, 2015 07:33 AM (c/3OG)

---

And aromatic.

Posted by: Anthony Keidis and Flea at November 26, 2015 07:36 AM (YQ7o1)

64 Heading to BIL's for his annual Turkey Fry. He has 6 fryers and around 40-50 guys fry their birds. He texted me at 4:30a and told me to bring my fryer for backup. Apparently he forgot he never returned my 2 fryers from last years event.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 26, 2015 07:39 AM (c/3OG)

65 54 Most interesting thing I've read this morning is a Legal Insurrection blog from Andrew Brianca on the Chicago shooting. Maybe not so fast on the murder one charge. But mob rule matters.
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2015 07:30 AM (XRpjE)
===========

True in all these cases. Idiots jump to conclusions. His comments are instructive.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 26, 2015 07:39 AM (iQIUe)

66 The Fed lays his gun on the restroom counter while getting his other "gun" sucked.

He closes his eyes to enjoy the moment and poof, his gun is gone.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 26, 2015 07:46 AM (1ijHg)

67 So, how does Bitcoin work anyway? Do you send them money and they set up digital money account? How do you convert your bitcoins back into cash or can you?

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 26, 2015 07:48 AM (c/3OG)

68 Nothing like a new thread to kill a thread.

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2015 07:55 AM (XRpjE)

69 May you and yours have a blessed day; full of family, friends, fun, and food at your feast.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2015 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

70 Those animals in the photo are guilty of cultural appropriation. They must be denounced and then run out of town by a mob immediately.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

Posted by: PrincetonAl at November 26, 2015 08:09 AM (0v6Aj)

71 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 26, 2015 07:24 AM (HMt16)

I don't know if it's Evangelical so much as *older*. At least in my family, the oldest generation (60+ years old) uses FaceBook exclusively as their social media, if they use any at all. They also seem to all support Carson regardless of denomination. I suspect that they are concerned and looking for an outsider like I am, but that Trump's multiple divorces and brash manner are a bridge too far. None of them care that Carson isn't white, they like his story and how he represents American potential, so that, combined with his calm demeanor, seems to be what draws them. This is the first real "generation gap" I've seen between myself and my older realtives since, although Trump isn't my preference, I guess I no longer have such high expectations for a President to act "presidential" so his brasness and divorces don't turn me completely away like it does them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2015 08:46 AM (GDulk)

72 We just ended the first meal of the day-banana/pecan pancakes with real maple syrup. Time to get some things ready for the second meal of the day. Tomorrow, except for leftovers we're be back to our regular meals of the day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2015 09:05 AM (No/ki)

73

Happy Thanksgiving All!

Ignore the news.
Be happy all day.
Love your friends and family.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 26, 2015 09:07 AM (qCMvj)

74
George Bush flew to Iraq and served the troops a fake plastic turkey, and the press dutifully reported on this Bush deception.

Posted by: Maureen Dowd, NYT at November 26, 2015 09:12 AM (OiFtZ)

75 LOL, I see RD has moved his thread back to the top.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 09:13 AM (t2KH5)

76 Happy Thanksgiving all.

A warm 52 degrees here this AM. Off to the SIL's for a Tday brunch.
By noon, the rest of the day is mine!

Posted by: Bruce at November 26, 2015 09:15 AM (8ikIW)

77 10 Obama has signed the defense spending bill despite the provisions that forbid him from closing GITMO and sending the terrorists to the US mainland.


http://fxn.ws/1R7vjUM

Posted by: Vic-we have no party

My reading of the bill is that it REQUIRES the closure of Gitmo and sending the inmates to the US Mainland, Vic's house actually. We'll just do it and let the Supreme Court decide if Gitmo needs to be reopened.

Posted by: Barky McFukstik at November 26, 2015 09:18 AM (kfcYC)

78 Happy Thanksgiving Morons.

Posted by: Grump928(c) is with the grandchild at November 26, 2015 09:18 AM (Q36yU)

79 Ignore the news.

I will

Be happy all day.

The son was crabby this morning but I fed him and he brightened up! I am grateful for the Lord's presence in my life and in the world, and many blessings.

Love your friends and family.

I do.

Same to you; Have a great day!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2015 09:19 AM (No/ki)

80 Thread Wars. On a holiday. This could be...epic.
Oh yes. I was here for Memorial Day.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2015 09:20 AM (xq1UY)

81 Ignore the news.

The news won't ignore you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 26, 2015 09:20 AM (FkBIv)

82 Turkey day thread stomp contest.

There really is no place quite like the Q.

Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2015 09:21 AM (F1vO6)

83 13 Looks like Scankles shut down the investigation into the hiring of prostitutes by State Department personnel in Belgium.


http://fxn.ws/1jkM94E

Posted by: Vic-we have no party

Hillary has zero tolerance for exploitation of women, particularly the investigating or prosecuting of it. Wouldn't the end effect be that the GOP would end up profiting from said exploitation. Not on her watch.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 26, 2015 09:21 AM (kfcYC)

84 One of the twin daughters is spending a semester study abroad in Copenhagen. So we (wife, other daughter, me) have flown over for a danish thanksgiving. We smuggled in cranberries and pecans for the traditional family crunch recipe , are making a chicken casserole and having a potluck feast with a couple other American students and their host families . Carlsberg Yule beer to go with it.
What am I thankful for? There isnt enough time.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at November 26, 2015 09:23 AM (S5ixK)

85 53 Just remember that offering white or dark meat at the Thanksgiving dinner is racist!


Posted by: Colin

Only if it is being held in a bordello. I so seldom get to use the word 'bordello'. I used to use it all the time.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 26, 2015 09:24 AM (kfcYC)

86 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

Posted by: Sinalco at November 26, 2015 09:25 AM (yODqO)

87 64 Heading to BIL's for his annual Turkey Fry. He has 6 fryers and around 40-50 guys fry their birds. He texted me at 4:30a and told me to bring my fryer for backup. Apparently he forgot he never returned my 2 fryers from last years event.

Posted by: olddog


You mean you didn't already provide a back-up for the first two? Lame... or utility in the case of a turkey.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 26, 2015 09:27 AM (kfcYC)

88 Still dark here. The moon is HUGE in the cold clear sky.

And I bake bread today. Things could be worse.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 09:27 AM (q2o38)

89 I have a turkey fryer rig that I picked up to do canning with. The bad thing is that the Aluminum sheds heat in a breeze and on a windy day it is hard to get the water to a hard boil for water bath canning.
I either need to get a jacket for it to concentrate the heat and block the wind, or just use it for pre-heating jars to speed up the canning process.

I told a friend when I bought it and he started spouting rhapsodical about vomiting volcanoes of burning oil, and I had to remind him that it was a turkey fryer, not a fougasse.

(and like bordello, fougasse is not a word you see every day)

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 09:33 AM (q2o38)

90 so yeah, 88 comments in before i was told new thread was up.

whatever peoples!

Posted by: willow at November 26, 2015 09:33 AM (jOumW)

91 From my dad's WWII diary

Nov 25, 1943
Thanksgiving. Rainy, cold. Battery moved up to its first position vic[inity] Piccilli, approx 4500 behind front lines. 937 [FA Bn] moved up at night. Our baptism under fire was purely Baptist. Immersion.
-The EZ Dog Diaries



Picilli is about 14 miles SE of Monte Cassino, where the German forces were dug in and heavily fortified along the Gustav Line, blocking the Allied advance up the Italian "boot". This was Dad's first real exposure to enemy bombardment, but in spite of the play on words not the heaviest they would experience. The Anzio invasion would launch less than two months later, in January 1944.

He was 24 years old.


Yes we have much to be thankful for. Pray for courage and clarity of moral purpose. Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 26, 2015 09:33 AM (NeFrd)

92 77 My reading of the bill is that it REQUIRES the
closure of Gitmo and sending the inmates to the US Mainland, Vic's house
actually. We'll just do it and let the Supreme Court decide if Gitmo
needs to be reopened.



Posted by: Barky McFukstik at November 26, 2015 09:18 AM (kfcYC)

That is not what the news has been reporting for months since it was first passed in the house.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 09:34 AM (t2KH5)

93 67 So, how does Bitcoin work anyway? Do you send them money and they set up digital money account? How do you convert your bitcoins back into cash or can you?

Posted by: olddog in mo

Why would you want to convert your imaginary currency into other imaginary currency? Fortunately the transaction costs would also be imaginary. Is bitcoin still accepting US $?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 26, 2015 09:38 AM (kfcYC)

94 That is not what the news has been reporting for months since it was first passed in the house. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 09:34 AM

I agree, Vic. Word is that teh House told Choom Boy Gitmo stays in operation.

But then, Cruzer claims to be against TPP, too. Even after he voted to support it.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 26, 2015 09:39 AM (dbC6X)

95 When you eat turkey with the troops, ISIS wins.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 26, 2015 09:39 AM (HMt16)

96 Pilgrim Cat in picture giving the shifty eye to the dog, "Well Injun Ralph, all your turkey are belong to me."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 09:39 AM (bTvCK)

97 There are too many active threads. Freedom from choice is what you want, as DEVO says.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at November 26, 2015 09:40 AM (YQ7o1)

98 What is it with the feds in SF? Another murder has been committed with a gun stolen from a federal officer in SF.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

Unless 'stolen' actually means 'sold, then reported stolen'.

Posted by: Secundus at November 26, 2015 09:40 AM (C2Voj)

99 Your dad sounds like he was quite a guy, Seamus.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2015 09:41 AM (/tuJf)

100 To the Horde: Best wishes for a great Thanksgiving from a friend in Canada. We had our Thanksgiving in October and my wife still wouldn't let me use my fryer.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 26, 2015 09:42 AM (kfcYC)

101 @71: Exactly. Facebook has become the old people social media platform by demographics. Twitter is a little bit younger, and Instagram is the current hotness for teens and 20somethings.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2015 09:42 AM (3CwVB)

102 Those that still have TV, don't forget to skip TLC tonight.

Michelle is hosting Broadway @ the White House.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Pedro-Jarque-Krebs.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 09:42 AM (bTvCK)

103 Also Wednesday, a Cook County judge dismissed a charge against a
protester accused of hitting a police officer in the hours after the
video was made public.

Judge Peggy Chiampas said the state's
attorney's office recommended dropping the charge against 22-year-old
Malcolm London and told London he was free to go.




Malcolm X. London is being described as a poet by the MFM. The
media and the left really want another Ferguson or Baltimore to happen
in Chicago. The judge needs to be removed immediately along with that
worthless bitch Anita Alverez

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 09:42 AM (45oDG)

104 Happy Thanksgiving, Horde!

Posted by: El Lurko at November 26, 2015 09:43 AM (CEvum)

105 94 I agree, Vic. Word is that teh House told Choom Boy Gitmo stays in operation.

But then, Cruzer claims to be against TPP, too. Even after he voted to support it.


Posted by: MrScribbler at November 26, 2015 09:39 AM (dbC6X)

I just found a NYT article that said he added one of those unconstitutional signing statements to the appropriations bill that said the part forbidding him to close GITMO was unconstitutional and thus not binding on him.

Now we will get to see if the pussy Republicans will actually fight the SOB.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 09:44 AM (t2KH5)

106 "You cannot kill our children and expect us to be quiet any longer," protester Quovadis Green said. "It is unacceptable."






Quovadis? I'm so glad that Where are you going Green has spoken up.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 09:45 AM (45oDG)

107 ty Dirks Thrown, sorry about the fried Turkey loss. Maybe next year two birds?

TheQuiettMan, it seems agitating communities is all the rage at this point. from the ME to Europe to America.

and so i think i'll leave with that and take a shower, do hair and finish last minute dinner prep

Posted by: willow at November 26, 2015 09:46 AM (jOumW)

108 Malcom X. London? *eyeroll*

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 09:46 AM (YQ7o1)

109 Is Malcom X. London one of the London Boys?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 09:47 AM (bTvCK)

110 Why would you want to convert your imaginary
currency into other imaginary currency? Fortunately the transaction
costs would also be imaginary. Is bitcoin still accepting US $?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 26, 2015 09:38 AM (kfcYC)


Bitcoin is a fiat currency that supposedly has a limited supply, as such it is supposed to hold it value better than the Zairian Shilling.
What I understand is that it is a special key electronic document that uses a form of encryption, similar but way more complicated than your debit card, to both verify its validity and verify its transfer.

It is supposed to act like electronic Gold, as in it is unforgeable, anonymous and more easily portable.
ISIS could be funding its works with Gold and Silver, and it would be just as anonymous, but the main thing is that bitcoin is more portable, you can send it from here to Madagascar faster than you can get whatever you want from Madigascar here. This is a problem with Gold, since unless you trust your banker (and he trusts you) you have to physically send gold around to satisfy debts.

There are a number of crypto-currencies around, and governments hate them worse than poison - all that untraceable economic activity that is not being taxed. The ISIS thing (DAESH thing) might be the pretext to outlaw it altogether.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 09:48 AM (q2o38)

111 He dindu nuffin. He's a POET.

Yelling F--K FRANCE requires alliteration, you know.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 26, 2015 09:48 AM (HMt16)

112 Now we will get to see if the pussy Republicans will actually fight the SOB.


Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 09:44 AM


Taking bets, Vic? If so, put me down for five scoots on "no."

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 26, 2015 09:49 AM (dbC6X)

113 How accurate is that photo? Is it true that at the first Thanksgiving, nobody wore pants?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 09:50 AM (YQ7o1)

114 And to think. After today starts the annual leftist harangue over Christmas.

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2015 09:50 AM (Fmupd)

115 If you can get the Wall Street Journal online read Eric Metaxas story on the pilgrims. I heard the Interview yesterday and tried to get the article today but you have to subscribe.

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2015 09:51 AM (XRpjE)

116 Happy Thanksgiving, horde! It's dreary outside here but at least all the snow has melted. Off to my sister's soon.

Thank you, Lord, for all the blessings in my life.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 26, 2015 09:51 AM (P8951)

117 Is it true that at the first Thanksgiving, nobody wore pants?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 09:50 AM


And the Pilgrims gave the Native Americans blankets saturated with cat dander.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 26, 2015 09:51 AM (dbC6X)

118 I am thankful for hashes, so we can keep our Bruces straight.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 09:52 AM (YQ7o1)

119 "Thanksgiving is a producers' holiday. The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production."
~ Ayn Rand

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 09:52 AM (sdi6R)

120 Russia has moved a State of the art anti-aircraft missile system to Syria in response to Turkey downing their aircraft.

Heh. I wonder if this is the same Russian "state of the art" AA system they supposedly installed in Syria a few years ago that completely missed a bunch of Israeli jets taking out a number of Syrian targets?

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 09:52 AM (SYNdO)

121 >> Turkey day thread stomp contest.

>>There really is no place quite like the Q.

*sits back and waits for 3 cobs to post the WKRP video at the same time*

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 26, 2015 09:53 AM (nXeSu)

122 Happy Thanksgiving Horde.

Smokin' a turkey and drinkin' my first beer ... it's five o'clock somewhere.

Posted by: Irony at November 26, 2015 09:55 AM (qmMG2)

123 "Thanksgiving is a producers' holiday. The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production." ~ Ayn Rand

Posted by: rickl
---

All turkey is theft!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at November 26, 2015 09:55 AM (YQ7o1)

124 Les Nesman, "As G-d is my witness, I thought this blog could fly."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 09:55 AM (bTvCK)

125 >>If you can get the Wall Street Journal online read Eric Metaxas story on the pilgrims. I heard the Interview yesterday and tried to get the article today but you have to subscribe.

You can usually get around that by googling.

I googled "eric metaxas pilgrims" and got it. (but if we try to link it, we'll hit the paywall)

Quite a story!

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 26, 2015 09:56 AM (nXeSu)

126 A very great day to everyone this Thanksgiving, even those folks up in Battleboro.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2015 09:56 AM (VAVIJ)

127 Vic,
I saw JEF closing GITMO on Faux News after 9 am.

I usually turn it off by now but haven't yet.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 09:56 AM (sj3Ax)

128 92 77 My reading of the bill is that it REQUIRES the
closure of Gitmo and sending the inmates to the US Mainland, Vic's house
actually. We'll just do it and let the Supreme Court decide if Gitmo
needs to be reopened.



Posted by: Barky McFukstik at November 26, 2015 09:18 AM (kfcYC)

That is not what the news has been reporting for months since it was first passed in the house.


Posted by: Vic-we have no party

I guess Barky's point was Obama conducts himself as if laws mean what Obama wants them to mean. What happens if he just closes it and sends them? Impeachment? Sternly worded letters. My concern is that Obama seemed to give in too easily.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 26, 2015 09:59 AM (kfcYC)

129 You stole those turkeys out of the mouths of Syrian orphans! Strapping 20 year old Syrian orphans demanding free wifi and goatbugers! But I will foil your evil plans, muahahah!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at November 26, 2015 09:59 AM (YQ7o1)

130 Fredo speaks to calm travelers despite his state dept. issuing a world-wide travel warning. Feel good in the thought that he's said in the past that this nation is large enough to absorb a few casualties from terrorism.

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2015 10:00 AM (Fmupd)

131 The ISIS thing (DAESH thing) might be the pretext to outlaw it altogether.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 09:48 AM (q2o3

That was my thought as well. Don't know if it's even possible to prove ISIS is using it since I don't understand how it works, even after your explanation, but this could be a case of 'The important thing is the severity of the accusation' and we now have precedent for removing "stuff bad guys *might* use but is harmless in itself" in the cold medicine lockdown to prevent meth.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2015 10:00 AM (GDulk)

132 protester Quovadis Green said. "It is unacceptable."


*****

Fellow demonstrator Resipseloquitur Jackson said, "Yeah, what Quovadis said!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 26, 2015 10:00 AM (NeFrd)

133 Watching the parade...Girl Power? Again with the girl power. What's a boy to do?

Posted by: Inadvertent whistle at November 26, 2015 10:01 AM (3MNCs)

134 All these theads stomping each other. We need to summon cthulhu to give them a lecture on thread safety.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 10:02 AM (YQ7o1)

135 I guess Barky's point was Obama conducts himself as if laws mean what Obama wants them to mean. What happens if he just closes it and sends them? Impeachment? Sternly worded letters. My concern is that Obama seemed to give in too easily.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 26, 2015 09:59 AM (kfcYC)


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My thoughts too. Something's up.

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2015 10:02 AM (Fmupd)

136
Leftists don't share "dinner debate guides," they issue 'marching orders.'

or..."narrative nagging."

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:03 AM (S2LZH)

137
...if you like.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:03 AM (S2LZH)

138 Your dad sounds like he was quite a guy, Seamus.

Posted by: JackStraw


*****

Thanks! Yeah, he really was. Have a good Thanksgiving day today!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 26, 2015 10:04 AM (NeFrd)

139 Skip,
I have WSJ subscription & will read it.
I started to read something about The Pilgrims in iPhone app yesterday, but rather read on iPad.

Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 10:04 AM (sj3Ax)

140 @132
I am Spartacus Jones.
No, I am Spartacus Jones.
No! I am Spartacus Jones...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2015 10:04 AM (xq1UY)

141 Watching the parade...Girl Power? Again with the girl power. What's a boy to do?

Posted by: Inadvertent whistle

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TRANS POWER!!!

Duh! What did you think they svhould do???

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 26, 2015 10:05 AM (YQ7o1)

142 Will this be another Thanksgiving I eat my dinner on the front stoop or do i storm out out and eat at the local dinner. Inquiring minds want to know?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:05 AM (DUoqb)

143 Nice picture!

Which one is Moochelle?.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 26, 2015 10:06 AM (ej1L0)

144 Polliwog, you mistake that I actually understand bitcoin myself.

But yes, I do understand bureaucrats' attitudes on enforcement, prevention and compliance.

"...And you have alternatives to allergy medicines that actually work"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 10:06 AM (q2o38)

145 I guess Barky's point was Obama conducts himself as if laws mean what Obama wants them to mean.

Movie line from Cleopatra--Richard Burton as Caesar, "The law is what I say it is"

Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 10:07 AM (T3Tpd)

146
Will this be another Thanksgiving I eat my dinner on the front stoop or do i storm out out and eat at the local diner.

Probably a little too chilly to eat outside. Just go to the diner. Or...just order in Chin..er, Chinese food now.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:09 AM (S2LZH)

147 I guess Barky's point was Obama conducts himself as if laws mean what Obama wants them to mean.

Movie line from Cleopatra--Richard Burton as Caesar, "The law is what I say it is"


Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 10:07 AM (T3Tpd)


Quovadis Green would agree

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 10:09 AM (45oDG)

148 "Words and laws mean what I want them to mean." - Gaylord Dumpty.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 10:10 AM (bTvCK)

149 NGU why are you even going if you know the outcome?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 10:11 AM (bTvCK)

150 Happy Thanksgiving Horde. Way we all enjoy each others rants as much as we did last year.



And pray for poor dead Buzzion.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 10:11 AM (jJRIy)

151 Happy Thanksgiving, Horde!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 26, 2015 10:12 AM (pLwjI)

152 NGU why are you even going if you know the outcome?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 10:11 AM (bTvCK)

Family Tradition

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:12 AM (DUoqb)

153 I'm thankful that I've finally gotten serious about stockpiling food, water, and ammo.

I'm going to need it.

Fuck the GOP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 26, 2015 10:12 AM (u5gzz)

154 Vic,
I searched Faux News Website & can't find anything about him circumventing congress to close GITMO. I didn't imagine it, unless it was on Fox Boston.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 10:12 AM (sj3Ax)

155 Probably a little too chilly to eat outside. Just go to the diner. Or...just order in Chin..er, Chinese food now.
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:09 AM (S2LZH)

Your probably right. Spare ribs sound good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:13 AM (DUoqb)

156 The Godfather on AMC

Especially for those Morons who said they never saw it.

The Trilogy is on all day--you can skip Godfather 3, it sucks like a liberal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:14 AM (DUoqb)

157 Quovadis Green would agree


*****


Yo! Quo! 'Sup?

Posted by: Fellow protestor Escherichia Collins at November 26, 2015 10:14 AM (NeFrd)

158 133
Watching the parade...Girl Power? Again with the girl power. What's a boy to do?

Posted by: Inadvertent whistle at November 26, 2015 10:01 AM (3MNCs)

Fvck them, you are going to get accused of it any way.........(NSW)

http://tinyurl.com/qhrno9r

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 10:15 AM (jJRIy)

159
Russia to boycott Turkish goods; 'We'll buy from Israel instead'
Russia ups retaliatory action after downing of jet by Turkey; looks to ban Turkish agricultural imports amid other 'restrictive measures.'

Happy Thanksgiving to Israel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:15 AM (DUoqb)

160 Will this be another Thanksgiving I eat my dinner on
the front stoop or do i storm out out and eat at the local dinner.
Inquiring minds want to know?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:05 AM (DUoqb)


For a good 7-8 years I went to my Dad's (is it girlfriend when he is in his 80's and she is in her 70's?) for Christmas and Thanksgiving.
The food was terrible and Dad's close ladyfriend's family hate having outsiders and non-immediate family members at their special events and I got tired of being ignored and given FREAKIN PISSY BRAT ATTITUDE from young adults who are eternally spoiled 14 year old girls at heart. So I explained to Dad my attitude, and stopped going.

I'd suppose I could serve at the mission but there are people there I don't want to see either.

My best Thanksgiving dinner in the last 20 years was followed by breaking up with my long term girlfriend the next day, too. The two events were not linked, but it reflects how I feel about major holidays.

I am not the person to talk about life-skills or relationship advice.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 10:15 AM (q2o38)

161 One one the left looks a bit undercooked.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 26, 2015 10:15 AM (YQ7o1)

162 Family Tradition

Posted by: Nevergiveup


*****

That's simultaneously sad and funny.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 26, 2015 10:16 AM (NeFrd)

163 Vic,
They're going to talk about TFG closing GITMO again, they said it & went to commercials. 10:20 am.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 10:16 AM (sj3Ax)

164 Family tradition. I understand. Packing up for trip to parents. Sibling won't make it. Which means I will hear the latest reason why they have failed my parents. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 10:16 AM (bTvCK)

165 @158

A much better video.......http://tinyurl.com/ofylgue

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 10:17 AM (jJRIy)

166 The rain. It's coming.

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2015 10:17 AM (Fmupd)

167 Got a glimpse of the Thanksgiving Parade in NYC---Looks like a very small crowd? Scared off maybe?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:17 AM (DUoqb)

168 NGU, Ace's post on Thankgivingsmanship was a pretty good guide.

Appear to agree while blathering nonsense.

Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2015 10:17 AM (AfsKp)

169 According to the terms of the treaty, I get the one on the left and Xi Jinping gets the one on the right.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 26, 2015 10:18 AM (YQ7o1)

170 Happy Thanksgiving, Hordelings!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 26, 2015 10:18 AM (LUgeY)

171 Thought I'd put this out here before I get willowed. I don't post much, as I always seem to be behind the power curve on most of the threads. But I wanted to wish Ace, the cobs, and the usual gang of Morons a very safe and happy Thanksgiving. In the face of all the crazyness we are surrounded by, you all, while quite unaware of it, do a great deal to help me hang on and keep going. I just wanted you all to know it is appreciated.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at November 26, 2015 10:18 AM (AYY6Y)

172 Watching the parade... wishing they showed more high school bands and balloons and far fewer celebritard interviews and "show tunes." Still... it's a tradition.

'Hope everyone has a joyous and restful holiday, however you celebrate it.

My poor sister has been living in a hotel (with her family and pets) for several weeks after having a major sewage backup into her house. They're too far away to come her for Thanksgiving, but have inlaws who are taking them in for the day.

I am thankful for having been born in this country (before it went kookoobananas) and having been raised by loving parents in a stable, if not always peaceful, home. I'm glad I was born with a good head on my shoulders that helped me make the right decisions (for the most part), most particularly finding my best friend and one true love, Mr Y-not.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:18 AM (t5zYU)

173 Jews worldwide are taking action to help celebrate the wedding of Sarah-Tehiya Litman, whose father and brother were murdered in a drive-by shooting near Hevron almost two weeks ago.

Litman is to be married on Thursday night to her fiance Ariel Beigel after having to postpone their original wedding date due to the terrorist attack, and many are planning to show up to help celebrate after the young bereaved couple invited the general public, with yet others donating to help.

But that effort to help celebrate was given some of its most moving illustration by five Chabad On Campus centers in the US and Canada, which decided to crowd-fund donations from students and then hold a raffle to send at least one representative from each school to the wedding.

The extra funds from are to go to the young couple as a wedding gift, and the centers involved include: Chabad Student Center At Einstein; Center for Jewish Life of Rockland; Chabad On Campus - Queens; Rohr Chabad Student Network of Ottawa; Chabad at Binghamton.

Aside from taking part in the joy of the wedding, the representatives will also visit some of those wounded in the recent wave of Arab terror attacks. They likewise will visit the mourning family of 18-year-old soldier Ziv Mizrahi, who was stabbed to death at a gas station northwest of Jerusalem on Monday.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:19 AM (DUoqb)

174 NGU, Ace's post on Thankgivingsmanship was a pretty good guide.

Appear to agree while blathering nonsense.
Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2015 10:17 AM (AfsKp)

Yeah I know, I saw it. But I am more of the "Fuck you, get out of my face your ignorant bastard" Type. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:20 AM (DUoqb)

175 >>> The two events were not linked, but it reflects how I feel about major holidays.

Sounds like this is a good weekend for you to go camping.

Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2015 10:21 AM (AfsKp)

176 167 Got a glimpse of the Thanksgiving Parade in NYC---Looks like a very small crowd? Scared off maybe?
---

Saw a headline that they were expecting 3 million... but I bet they're just counting everyone who comes into the metro area.

I'd say there's a small, but real, chance of the parade turning into a scene from the end of Ghostbusters at some point, thanks to President Daddy Issues and ISIS.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:21 AM (t5zYU)

177 Faux News is talking about TFG & closing GITMO right now.
He's going to defy congress over Bill, once again!

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 10:21 AM (sj3Ax)

178 >>Yeah I know, I saw it. But I am more of the "Fuck you, get out of my face your ignorant bastard" Type. Sigh

This is why alcohol was invented.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2015 10:21 AM (/tuJf)

179 Yeah I know, I saw it. But I am more of the "Fuck you, get out of my face your ignorant bastard" Type. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:20 AM (DUoqb)


I fall into that camp too. Thankfully most of my relatives are conservative and the ones that aren't just won't say anything to me.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 10:22 AM (45oDG)

180 Is this the thread or is the other thread the thread?

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:23 AM (dFi94)

181 "Words and laws mean what I want them to mean." - Gaylord Dumpty.

---

Actually, I'd rather be living in the nightmare of a Victorian stoner nutjob than in these current times.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 10:24 AM (YQ7o1)

182 Hi Fluffy,
Happy Thanksgiving!
I thought you were making stuffing.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 10:24 AM (sj3Ax)

183 What other thread?

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:24 AM (t5zYU)

184 Re Gitmo, WSJ says the bill requires it stay open but TFG issued a statement when he signed that he retained executive authority to close it.
The bill also requires him to explain his strategy to fight ISIS which he said he will do in a few weeks .
Yeah , sure

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at November 26, 2015 10:24 AM (S5ixK)

185 154
Vic,

I searched Faux News Website can't find anything about him
circumventing congress to close GITMO. I didn't imagine it, unless it
was on Fox Boston.



Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 10:12 AM (sj3Ax)


He added one of those BS signing statements to the bill that says their prohibition of him closing GITMO and sending prisoners to the States was unconstitutional and thus he was not bound by it. IOW FU congress I'll take the money and do what I want because I know you will do nothing about it.

And the won't and impeachment is off the table.

http://nyti.ms/1XtmzYT

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 10:24 AM (t2KH5)

186 Looks like this is the go-to thread Grammie. No posts on the other for half an hour.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2015 10:24 AM (GDulk)

187 Let me be clear uuuuh I will not rest until Thanksgiving is safe uuuuh Period! Uuuuh if you see something uuuuh say something uuuuh Period! Unless it's a clock in which case you're rayciss uuuuh Period!

Posted by: JEF at November 26, 2015 10:25 AM (afaIk)

188 As an expected three million spectators turn their eyes skyward on Thursday morning, police sharpshooters on rooftops will be peering down for any signs of trouble at the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade.

In addition to Snoopy and SpongeBob floating overhead, there will be mobile cameras and police helicopters, specially trained police dogs sniffing for traces of explosives and officers patrolling on horseback, said James P. ONeill, the New York Police Departments chief of department, its highest ranking uniformed officer.

Observation posts, staffed by officers from the elite Emergency Service Unit, will be watching for suspicious activity; officers will use radiation detectors to seek out evidence of a dirty bomb; and teams of plainclothes officers will mix unobtrusively with revelers spread along the two and a half miles of the Manhattan parade route between 9 a.m. and noon.

yeah boy Fredo, we sure have ISIS on the run there?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:25 AM (DUoqb)

189 It's good to be King.
Who's gong to stop me?

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 26, 2015 10:25 AM (S5ixK)

190 He added one of those BS signing statements to the
bill that says their prohibition of him closing GITMO and sending
prisoners to the States was unconstitutional and thus he was not bound
by it. IOW FU congress I'll take the money and do what I want because I
know you will do nothing about it.

And the won't and impeachment is off the table.

http://nyti.ms/1XtmzYT


Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 10:24 AM (t2KH5)


Well if anyone would know what is unconstitutional it would be that commie asshole. I'm sure Congress will fold like a bad hand

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 10:26 AM (45oDG)

191 I had a great gig last night. My young guitar playing buddy hired a new keyboard player and he's a fellow we both used to gig with that I hadn't seen in almost 20 years. He's a fantastic musician and is also a minister.

Great guy. He added some new energy to the band and the best part is, he'll be playing with us all next month too.

Once again, y'all have a Happy Thanksgiving, eat well and enjoy your family and friends today and every day.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 26, 2015 10:27 AM (LUgeY)

192 Wonder how long that picture took to pose.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 26, 2015 10:28 AM (Xo1Rt)

193

What other thread??

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:28 AM (S2LZH)

194 Posted by: Jim in Virginia at November 26, 2015 10:24 AM (S5ixK)

So all the "Yay, the Rs won 'cause he signed the bill even with the closure" is pretty much BS?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2015 10:28 AM (GDulk)

195 Also, since GITMO is in existence from a real treaty he can not close it w/o approval from the Senate. But as I have repeated said as long as congress keeps rolling over with all their weapons off the table he can do anything he wants.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 10:28 AM (t2KH5)

196
One of the biggest nightmares of my life was when I was in college and drank wine - a lot of it, for the first time. The state high school marching band competition was that weekend.

50 high school bands marched on the street in front of my apt. Almost all stopped to play The Lonely Bull.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 26, 2015 10:28 AM (iQIUe)

197 Or is that some really good photoshopping.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 26, 2015 10:28 AM (Xo1Rt)

198 Looks like this is the go-to thread Grammie. No posts on the other for half an hour.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2015 10:24 AM (GDulk)
===================================================

Okay thanks. I got caught in a time wrap while making the stuffing.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:29 AM (dFi94)

199 Say what you will, I'M glad Walmart is open on holidays.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 26, 2015 10:29 AM (Xo1Rt)

200 Vic,
Thank you.

I know I didn't imagine it.

He's gotten uglier over the years, not that I've seen him much.

What is difference between the Yellow Farmers Almanac & Old Farmers Almanac?

I have emails from one.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 10:29 AM (sj3Ax)

201 time warp time WARP



sheesh

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:29 AM (dFi94)

202 Sounds like this is a good weekend for you to go camping.
Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2015 10:21 AM (AfsKp)


Next year maybe I will go to Paraguay.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 10:30 AM (q2o38)

203 Ambrose Bierce might be a good foil for Thanksgiving party poopers.


Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.



You could attribute the mots to The Bard or Gandhi or Nelson Mandela.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 26, 2015 10:31 AM (NeFrd)

204 I'm thankful I can still laugh at Joyce Carol Oates.

http://tinyurl.com/qbwrdtf

Can you believe she's supposed to be intellectually superior to us knuckledraggers?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 26, 2015 10:31 AM (Nwg0u)

205
I don't even have to look because I know the Left is tweeting rotten things today, all day.

They are using the holiday to push their ugly and hateful propaganda and accuse people of racism and sexism and make everyone feel bad.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:32 AM (S2LZH)

206 Hi Carol!

The stuffing is made, ready to go into. The turkey.

Not looking forward to peeling the turnip.

Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2015 10:32 AM (AfsKp)

207 What are they going to do when Macy's goes belly up? Almost all of the ones I've been in in recent years are barely better than Kohls or JCP -- lousy service, disorganized stock. Only department store I like these days is Dillards.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:33 AM (t5zYU)

208 Let's hope elected republicans in the House & Senate grow at least one ball.

Impeachment should always be on the table.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 10:33 AM (sj3Ax)

209 156 The Godfather on AMC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:14 AM (DUoqb)

That's how I spend time with "The Family"

Posted by: Moe Greene at November 26, 2015 10:33 AM (GrXXa)

210 King Scrote can, in fact, do anything he wants. That's because the Republicans in congress are traitors.

Fuck the GOP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 26, 2015 10:33 AM (u5gzz)

211 He is also going to war with the State governors who are saying they will not accept those BS phony Syrian refugees. When he told them they could not stop him, they replied back that they would cut ALL State benefits to them if he sent them. His response to that was that if they did he would cut all federal payments to the States.


But impeachment is off the table.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 10:33 AM (t2KH5)

212 So when cousin Quovadis scoffs at climate deniers you could throw out:


I believe it was Nelson Mandela who once said that an absurdity is a statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

While stroking your chin and nodding sagely.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 26, 2015 10:33 AM (NeFrd)

213 Say what you will, I'M glad Walmart is open on holidays.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 26, 2015 10:29 AM (Xo1Rt)
===============================================

Both my kids worked at WalMart at various points in their lives. I hated it. I think they are also open on Christmas now, no? Heck, I remember when they weren't even open on Sundays. Christmas morning? - if you don't have it, you don't need it. No need to make some poor shlub miss his Family Christmas so he can stand at the cash register while someone buys a can of evaporated milk.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:33 AM (dFi94)

214 Happy Thanksgiving Morons and Moronettes!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2015 10:33 AM (GrXXa)

215 160
My best Thanksgiving dinner in the last 20 years was followed by breaking up with my long term girlfriend the next day, too. The two events were not linked, but it reflects how I feel about major holidays.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 10:15 AM (q2o3


I had a similar experience with Valentine's Day, which is why I'm likely to assault anyone who wishes me "Happy Valentine's Day".

I have mostly pleasant memories of Thanksgiving, though. We used to to my grandparents' house when I was a kid, and later I just went to my parents' house. As they got older, neither my dad nor me wanted to make my mom do all that work, so we started going to restaurants.

Now that they're gone, the Hungry Man Turkey Dinner has become my "tradition". It's been many years since I had an actual home-cooked Thanksgiving dinner.

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 10:34 AM (sdi6R)

216 What are they going to do when Macy's goes belly up? Almost all of the ones I've been in in recent years are barely better than Kohls or JCP -- lousy service, disorganized stock. Only department store I like these days is Dillards.
Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:33 AM (t5zYU)

My daughter worked that as an assistant manager and hated it with a passion

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:34 AM (DUoqb)

217 ABC's Stephanopoulos praises Obama's forceful rhetoric on ISIS, Paris attacks






Because nothing stops terrorists like "forceful rhetoric". That an climate change summits

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 10:34 AM (45oDG)

218
Someday we ought to have a Deep Thoughts by Joyce Carol Oats thread.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:34 AM (S2LZH)

219
"One does have to wonder when one picks one nose, is it nose rape? Can one rape one's own nose?"

-- Joyce Carol Oates

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:35 AM (S2LZH)

220 Good morning Horde. Hope one and all have a happy Thanksgiving full of fun and family and friends.

Posted by: tbodie at November 26, 2015 10:36 AM (T+hHC)

221 Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. All my family are out of town, so I'm just going to have deli turkey, Stove Top stuffing and already made mashed potatoes. Plus I found a really kick-ass beer made by Boulevard Brewery which should go great with the food.

Posted by: HH at November 26, 2015 10:36 AM (DrCtv)

222 Yeah I know, I saw it. But I am more of the "Fuck you, get out of my face your ignorant bastard" Type. Sigh

The Dentist was covered in service stripes and bars
He pulled molars and biscupids, by god
He got tired of his family libtards ... on this day


Posted by: Zombie David Allen Coe at November 26, 2015 10:36 AM (qmMG2)

223 What are they going to do when Macy's goes belly up?
Almost all of the ones I've been in in recent years are barely better
than Kohls or JCP -- lousy service, disorganized stock. Only department
store I like these days is Dillards.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:33 AM (t5zYU)
===============================================
Macy's bought out Marshall Fields a few years ago. They turned an icon into a low-rent crap hole. I won't shop there. I admit to saving some of the original Marshall Fields distinctive green shopping bags, and one of their green boxes.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:36 AM (dFi94)

224 Next year maybe I will go to Paraguay.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 10:30 AM (q2o3
---
Onward to Peruvia! Roasted capybara, Andean craft beers, and all the marching powder you can snort!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2015 10:37 AM (8519N)

225 Deep Thoughts: A Stream of Gibberish Runs Through It by Joyce Carol Oats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 10:37 AM (bTvCK)

226 Because nothing stops terrorists like "forceful rhetoric". That an climate change summits
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 10:34 AM (45oDG)

________

Top 2 ways to fight terrorism

1. Forceful rhetoric
2. Clever hashtag

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 26, 2015 10:37 AM (0LHZx)

227 I never got into Joyce Carol Oates. I read her in high school bc she was suppose to be such a good writer. I didnt see it. I found her boring. Gave her another try a few decades later. Still nothing.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 26, 2015 10:37 AM (iQIUe)

228 Someday we ought to have a Deep Thoughts by Joyce Carol Oats thread.

That'll be almost as short as a The Wit and Wisdom of TFG thread.

I predict a flurry of three comments, all from Mary Cloggenstein, all wonderfully misspelled.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 26, 2015 10:38 AM (LUgeY)

229 200 What is difference between the Yellow Farmers Almanac Old Farmers Almanac?



I have emails from one.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 10:29 AM (sj3Ax


The OFA is yellow but there are a lot of copy cats that call themselves that. This is the original OFA I buy it every year.


http://www.almanac.com/

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 10:38 AM (t2KH5)

230 Okay thanks. I got caught in a time warp while making the stuffing.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:29 AM (dFi94)


I know, right? That happens to me a lot. You get the bread and giblets and celery ready and the next thing you know, poof, it's 1941 and the Germans have just bombed Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 10:38 AM (SYNdO)

231 Deep Thoughts by Joyce Carol Oats

That sumbitch damwell better be "brought to you by Studebaker."

Wilbur!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2015 10:39 AM (xq1UY)

232 What are they going to do when Macy's goes belly up?
Almost all of the ones I've been in in recent years are barely better
than Kohls or JCP -- lousy service, disorganized stock. Only department
store I like these days is Dillards.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:33 AM (t5zYU)


35-40 Macy stores to close next year. Couldn't happen to nicer bunch of PC lefty assholes.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 10:39 AM (45oDG)

233 I know, right? That happens to me a lot. You get the
bread and giblets and celery ready and the next thing you know, poof,
it's 1941 and the Germans have just bombed Pearl Harbor.


Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 10:38 AM (SYNdO)
================================================

It's nice to know I'm not alone.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:39 AM (dFi94)

234 The Quiet Man,
I saw what you posted around #91 in last thread with judge letting kid go in Chicago.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 10:40 AM (sj3Ax)

235
I never got into Joyce Carol Oates. I read her in high school bc she was suppose to be such a good writer. I didnt see it.

Yeah, man, there's no mystery here. The answer here is punchline to the joke "Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie?"

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:40 AM (S2LZH)

236 The Pilgrims, they stole from the Indians and then killed them all. It was unsafe. And macroaggression. *sob*

Posted by: U of Missou Snowflake at November 26, 2015 10:40 AM (Dwehj)

237 A glorious Thanksgiving morning to alla y'all. The rains have held off, the temp is 65°F, and relatives down in The City are preparing a feast that can't be beat. With three kinds of pie.

And by Mom's decree, politix is off the table! (We'll see.)

Oh, well, just as I started typing, the rain started, but it's just a gentle drizzle so far. About 5pm temps should start to plunge, with heavier rain. That's what I'll be driving home in. Tomorrow we may get "ice pellets" (what we used to call "sleet").

I'm thankful to be here at all, so the rest follows.

Posted by: mindful webworker - thankfully at November 26, 2015 10:40 AM (PCof0)

238 Hi Horde!

Hi Anna! *waves, sloshes coffee*

Blessings of the Food Lord be upon you.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2015 10:40 AM (8519N)

239 Kitchen all morning working on Thanksgiving meal prep. Oyster dressing was my contribution. I fear little dog is not really kin to me as she won"t eat a raw oyster. No venison on menu, only dear I saw was Mrs. E. Will check turkey first time at 1100 ETEX time. Already smells good.

Posted by: Eromero at November 26, 2015 10:40 AM (b+df9)

240 So we've been laying down the wood look tile for the past 4 days. First we were going to just do the office, but then we decided, what the hell, we'll do the foyer and living room as well. Anyway, I say this because I completely forgot to dry brine the turkey last night.

Does anyone know if I slap some salt up in there now it would do anything for a turkey that's going in the oven at about noon? I'm spatchcocking it so it's a quick cook time.

Posted by: Lauren at November 26, 2015 10:40 AM (Kqit+)

241 Up at 5:30 this morning, went to the kitchen and had to rinse out and clear away about a dozen beer bottles from last night where a bunch of my oldest son's friends showed up.

Looks like the drinking has started early this year at Casa de Muse...

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 10:41 AM (SYNdO)

242 What the States need to do is convene an emergency Art V convention for the sole purpose of impeaching the Choom. There are enough States fighting him on both the GITMO thing AND the Syrian refugees to do that now.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 10:41 AM (t2KH5)

243
The obama-supporting ninny who Ace allows to post here is simpatico with Joyce Oats.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:42 AM (S2LZH)

244 The Dentist was covered in service stripes and bars
He pulled molars and biscupids, by god
He got tired of his family libtards ... on this day


Posted by: Zombie David Allen Coe at November 26, 2015 10:36 AM (qmMG2)

Thank You

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:42 AM (DUoqb)

245 The Quiet Man,

I saw what you posted around #91 in last thread with judge letting kid go in Chicago.



Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 10:40 AM (sj3Ax)


I reposted it in this one because it just got my blood boiling. He punched the cop but was let go "for the good of the city", according to the judge and state's attorney. Utterly lawlessness is good for the city. And the "protests" ended up about 3 blocks from my place last night. It's supposed to be much worse tomorrow. I also read they aren't issuing riot gear for the cops

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 10:42 AM (45oDG)

246 241
Up at 5:30 this morning, went to the kitchen and had to rinse out and
clear away about a dozen beer bottles from last night where a bunch of
my oldest son's friends showed up.

Looks like the drinking has started early this year at Casa de Muse...


Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 10:41 AM (SYNdO)

Only a dozen, that would be mine alone on a fair night.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 10:42 AM (t2KH5)

247 I don't know why I bother to put on nice clothes for Thanksgiving. By the time this day is done I'll be covered in gravy drips, cranberry splatters, and snot from the two year old. I swear that kid always has a runny nose. Fortunately, grammie keeps a kleenex in her sleeve.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:42 AM (dFi94)

248 Okay thanks. I got caught in a time wrap while making the stuffing.

Posted by: grammie winger,


*****

He was a budding wrap star, went back to 2002, signed up for trade school and turned his life around for good this time.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 26, 2015 10:42 AM (NeFrd)

249 All Hail Eris, why are you sloshing and wasting coffee??? ;

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 10:42 AM (bTvCK)

250 Don't forget 2 shots in the head a piece as you come out the door

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:43 AM (DUoqb)

251 Posted by: Zombie David Allen Coe

Pssst! You're still alive. Maybe you're just hungover.

Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2015 10:43 AM (AfsKp)

252 Why, to make room for the whiskey, of course.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2015 10:43 AM (8519N)

253 Macy's bought out Marshall Fields a few years ago. They turned an icon into a low-rent crap hole. I won't shop there. I admit to saving some of the original Marshall Fields distinctive green shopping bags, and one of their green boxes.
--

We have many happy memories of Marshall Fields from the early days of our marriage. Living in Chicago with no car, it (and the loop) was where we did most of our Christmas shopping for each other. Cold as heck dashing around, but there were always roasted chestnut vendors. Very magical.

Liked Carson Pirie Scott a lot, too.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:43 AM (t5zYU)

254 I don't know why I bother to put on nice clothes for Thanksgiving. By the time this day is done I'll be covered in gravy drips, cranberry splatters, and snot from the two year old. I swear that kid always has a runny nose. Fortunately, grammie keeps a kleenex in her sleeve.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:42 AM (dFi94)

Your really right...I should wear my NWUs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:43 AM (DUoqb)

255 Posted by: mindful webworker - thankfully at November 26, 2015 10:40 AM (PCof0)

Same conditions where I'm at. The shopping tonight and tomorrow is probably really going to suffer. Supposed to be pouring when the big box stores open this evening.

Posted by: HH at November 26, 2015 10:44 AM (DrCtv)

256 Worked until 1:00 last night, working this morning as well. Meh, it's all billable hours. And I'm billing my fuckwit of a client and extra 5 hours for making me wake up early on a holiday.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 26, 2015 10:45 AM (0LHZx)

257 There's an electric company truck parked outside, and a guy is walking up and down the street with what looks like some sort of high tech divining rod. Something's up.

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 10:45 AM (sdi6R)

258 Are you threadening me? I need turkey for my bunghole.

Posted by: President Cornholio at November 26, 2015 10:45 AM (YQ7o1)

259 I was hoping you'd get it. Have the best one you can, NGU.

Posted by: Irony at November 26, 2015 10:46 AM (qmMG2)

260 @240 God bless you Lauren, He does not hold against any cook those oversights made by laying wood. Pioneer Woman just called to say she is envious of you.

Yes. Manipulating a turkey carcass so you can coat the cavity with Lawrey's and'or Mrs Dash, just before stuffing, makes a significant improvement. Also, simmered spices in a glaze or baste applied while it is roasting also cooks right in. Lots of people prefer a vigorously massaged or hammered dry-rub just before oven to the overnight soak. You're going to do just fine.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2015 10:46 AM (xq1UY)

261 There's an electric company truck parked outside, and a guy is walking up and down the street with what looks like some sort of high tech divining rod. Something's up.

Looking for stray voltage?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 26, 2015 10:46 AM (LUgeY)

262
a guy is walking up and down the street with what looks like some sort of high tech divining rod.

That's an underground utility detector.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:46 AM (S2LZH)

263 >>>Onward to Peruvia! Roasted capybara, Andean craft beers, and all the marching powder you can snort!


You are aware that capybara is basically a giant rat?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 10:47 AM (YQ7o1)

264 204 I'm thankful I can still laugh at Joyce Carol Oates.

Yeah, but I still think 'Maneater' is a pretty good song, though.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 10:47 AM (SYNdO)

265 There's an electric company truck parked outside, and a guy is walking up and down the street with what looks like some sort of high tech divining rod. Something's up.
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 10:45 AM (sdi6R)


NSA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:48 AM (DUoqb)

266 GTG, have to decide whether I want to get vigorously dry-rubbed or hammered.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2015 10:48 AM (xq1UY)

267 We have many happy memories of Marshall Fields from
the early days of our marriage. Living in Chicago with no car, it (and
the loop) was where we did most of our Christmas shopping for each
other. Cold as heck dashing around, but there were always roasted
chestnut vendors. Very magical.



Liked Carson Pirie Scott a lot, too.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:43 AM (t5zYU)


I like Carson Pirie Scott too. The CPS store on State Street closed years ago and is now a shithole Macy's. The first floor of the Macy's on Michigan Ave is like walking into a Judy Garland fan club.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 10:48 AM (45oDG)

268 Try the veal, it's the best in the City

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:48 AM (DUoqb)

269 You are aware that capybara is basically a giant rat?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 10:47 AM (YQ7o1)
---
I believe it's a kind of weasel.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2015 10:49 AM (8519N)

270 Rickl, do not open your door when they knock... that is a Land Shark in a clever disguise.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 10:49 AM (bTvCK)

271 Your really right...I should wear my NWUs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:43 AM (DUoqb)


New World Undies?

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 10:49 AM (SYNdO)

272 One piece of good news this day! Looks like California will never build the high speed rail system. New cost numbers are climbing even higher than the MSM dares to say. Of course Gov Brown could over come all that by stealing more money from other projects.

I was so looking forward to visiting California and riding from Merced to Chowchillaon on the 68 Billion $ train.

Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 10:50 AM (T3Tpd)

273 All Hail Eris, ah a nice cup of Navy coffee.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 10:50 AM (bTvCK)

274 271 Your really right...I should wear my NWUs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:43 AM (DUoqb)

New World Undies?
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 10:49 AM (SYNdO)
---
Watch out for the Underpants Gnomes of Zurich!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2015 10:51 AM (8519N)

275 Happy Thanksgiving horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 26, 2015 10:51 AM (9jeGC)

276 There's an electric company truck parked outside, and a guy is walking up and down the street with what looks like some sort of high tech divining rod. Something's up.

Posted by: rickl
---
Is it a truck? Or is it a white van with a little rotating radar sticking up out of the roof?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 10:51 AM (YQ7o1)

277 The perfect gift for all the LIVs in your family of any gender, fluid or otherwise.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/p4aawsc

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 10:51 AM (bTvCK)

278 232 What are they going to do when Macy's goes belly up?
Almost all of the ones I've been in in recent years are barely better
than Kohls or JCP -- lousy service, disorganized stock. Only department
store I like these days is Dillards.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:33 AM (t5zYU)


35-40 Macy stores to close next year. Couldn't happen to nicer bunch of PC lefty assholes.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 10:39 AM (45oDG)


We'll be OK.... Santa owes us one after helping get him off after the whole Miracle on 34th St. Incident...

Posted by: Macy's Spokesman at November 26, 2015 10:52 AM (qh617)

279 If it's a holiday, then it must be another MSNBC marathon of prison life/mass murderer/street whore programming!

Posted by: DNC = ISIS at November 26, 2015 10:52 AM (Y8P5w)

280 Happy Thanksgiving horde.


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 26, 2015 10:51 AM (9jeGC
================================================



And to you and yours.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:52 AM (dFi94)

281 I never got to see Joyce Carol Oates open for anybody.

Posted by: Irony at November 26, 2015 10:52 AM (qmMG2)

282 You are aware that capybara is basically a giant rat?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 10:47 AM (YQ7o1)
---
I believe it's a kind of weasel.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2015 10:49 AM (8519N)


Hrm, I was told they are very small horses that feast on human blood.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 26, 2015 10:53 AM (k9qR4)

283 There's an electric company truck parked outside, and a guy is walking up and down the street with what looks like some sort of high tech divining rod. Something's up.
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 10:45 AM (sdi6R)


Holiday triple time is whats up

Posted by: Jean at November 26, 2015 10:54 AM (fBkaR)

284 281 I never got to see Joyce Carol Oates open for anybody.

Posted by: Irony at November 26, 2015 10:52 AM (qmMG2)


Count your blessings.

Posted by: Mr. Joyce Carol Oates at November 26, 2015 10:54 AM (SYNdO)

285 that is a Land Shark in a clever disguise.[/I ]

The only SNL skit that was funny.

Posted by: tbodie at November 26, 2015 10:54 AM (T+hHC)

286 >>>One piece of good news this day! Looks like California will never build the high speed rail system.

Is Joe going to pull another sad face at the window?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 10:54 AM (YQ7o1)

287 Just saw an awesome project that is too late to do for the candy loving nephew but will be done for Christmas.

Rice Krispie turkey legs. Looks awesome.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 26, 2015 10:55 AM (9jeGC)

288 276
Is it a truck? Or is it a white van with a little rotating radar sticking up out of the roof?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 10:51 AM (YQ7o1)


It's the Cat Detector Van from the Ministry of Housinge! They can pinpoint a purr at 400 yards!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmyHup4TpkU

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 10:55 AM (sdi6R)

289 Count your blessings

*shoves all the good shit through the USB*

Posted by: Irony at November 26, 2015 10:55 AM (qmMG2)

290 I like Carson Pirie Scott too. The CPS store on State Street closed years ago and is now a shithole Macy's.
--

What was the third large department store downtown? It was not as fancy as the other two and I think it closed in the late 80s or early 90s.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:56 AM (t5zYU)

291 Not looking forward to peeling the turnip.

Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2015 10:32 AM (AfsKp)


(consults Urban Dictionary) eeeeeww!

I put a turnip in my pot roast dinner done in the slow cooker, day before yesterday. It was yummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2015 10:56 AM (7MWCL)

292 At least my format fail just looks stupid. I'm thankful that I am not going to the Barrel.

Posted by: tbodie at November 26, 2015 10:56 AM (T+hHC)

293 All Hail Eris!

How was your burn the Scottish Guido in effigy day?

You have all your eyebrows and fingers?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (q2o38)

294 Happy Thanksgiving fappers and fappettes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (4ErVI)

295 LoL

Trump had fond words for shillary. No mention that gopE boi
jeb jeb giving her a made up medal for whatever.

Vote! jeb jeb!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (WVsWD)

296 Vic,
Thank you for link to OFA, I'll buy one.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (sj3Ax)

297 What was the third large department store downtown?
It was not as fancy as the other two and I think it closed in the late
80s or early 90s.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:56 AM (t5zYU)
==========================================

Lord and Taylors maybe?

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (dFi94)

298 @290
I remembered! Wieboldt's! Closed in 1986.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (t5zYU)

299 Posted by: Lauren at November 26, 2015 10:40 AM (Kqit+)

I second Stringer's advice. I neglected to marinade my last batch of chicken thighs so, as the smoker was getting to temp, I coated them (skin on) in a mix of salt, brown sugar, onion powder, and garlic powder. It was really good! Good enough that I'm going to add it to the flavor rotation.

With the whole turkey you could blend some of the mix with softened butter and spread that on the breast under the skin as well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (GDulk)

300 So if Macy's goes TU, what're they going to do with that giant Underdog float?

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (SYNdO)

301
Good news everyone! They found the Hill to Die On:

Senate Republicans are planning to include a rider to the government spending bill that would increase the amount of money political parties can spend on candidates. Politico reported that the provision would eliminate caps on the amount of cash parties can spend in coordination with candidates.

Congress must pass the government spending bill by Dec. 11 in order to avoid a government shutdown.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (kdS6q)

302 There's an electric company truck parked outside, and a guy is walking
up and down the street with what looks like some sort of high tech
divining rod. Something's up.


Let's move! NOW!

Posted by: Jack Bauer at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (Dwehj)

303 I rarely get to say this: I like pie.


Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends in the internet box.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (ODxAs)

304 Holiday triple time is whats up
Posted by: Jean at November 26, 2015 10:54 AM (fBkaR)

Shit get a toothache today, and I might be able to retire early!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (DUoqb)

305 >>Lord and Taylors maybe?

I loved those when we lived in iirc Houston.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:58 AM (t5zYU)

306 Actually, I think Congress kept Gitmo open. They didn't punt on the Defense bill and that keeps the shitheads down there. Obama can still release them overseas, he can't transfer them here. Take your small miracles where you can get them.

Posted by: Jean at November 26, 2015 10:58 AM (fBkaR)

307 We have many happy memories of Marshall Fields

We got to go there just weeks before the takeover. I wanted to see the Tiffany skylight. We spent ourselves silly. It was everything they said it was. I must have been the kiss of death.


Ten years ago, Chicago was still a place we hinter-landers would go once a year, for the restaurants and kultcher and, coupla times, a Cubs game. Now that BLM has officially shut it down, well, I will certainly miss Shaw's Crab House.

I am a cereal RingHead, and just found out Lyric is doing a new one next season.
Unless things get straightened out, they may have to do it without me. A Ring is a serious investment; their last one cost me several thousands (not to be all jwesty) and yeah, worth every pfennig. Sorry Chi, I may never sit in Insull's Chair again.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2015 10:58 AM (xq1UY)

308 On this Thanksgiving Day 2015, with love in my heart, I forgive all Liberals.



Nah just kidding, may they all drop dead!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 10:58 AM (DUoqb)

309 296
Vic,

Thank you for link to OFA, I'll buy one.



Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (sj3Ax)

When I was a kid those things were 50 cents. They are $6 now.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 10:59 AM (t2KH5)

310 Senate Republicans are planning to include a rider to the government spending bill that would increase the amount of money political parties can spend on candidates.
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I thought they did that back when the new Congress took over. Didn't they raise it to $300K or something? It was right when they blew the late term abortion bill.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:59 AM (t5zYU)

311
Senate Republicans are planning to include a rider to the government spending bill that would increase the amount of money political parties can spend on candidates.

This is what the Republican party stands for.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:59 AM (S2LZH)

312 *checks lottery page*

Tonight's Powerball jackpot, before taxes, is worth $63 million cash. That would be a Thanksgiving right?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 10:59 AM (bTvCK)

313 I'm running on the edge with my turkey ...

... just bought a breast this year. Tried to inject marinade - didn't work. Settled for pouring marinade in the chest cavity and putting it on the smoker rack cavity up.

Of course, I put on a rub as well. Because it's a breast - and that's just what I do.

Posted by: Irony at November 26, 2015 11:00 AM (qmMG2)

314 277
The perfect gift for all the LIVs in your family of any gender, fluid or otherwise.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/p4aawsc


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 10:51 AM (bTvCK)

STDs and Hemorrhoids sold separately. Attend rally for details.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 11:00 AM (jJRIy)

315 a guy is walking up and down the street with what looks like some sort of high tech divining rod.

*****

Check the nearby phone poles, is there a guy in an orange jumpsuit, with a pair of binoculars, darks shades and an ear bud, talking into his cuff? Might be time to turn on an open gas line, light a slow burning cigarette and bail out the back door.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 26, 2015 11:00 AM (NeFrd)

316
What movies are y'all watching today?

or are we watching all the footballs games?

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 11:00 AM (S2LZH)

317 296 Vic,
Thank you for link to OFA, I'll buy one.
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (sj3Ax)


I keep having to remind myself that OFA in this context stands for Old Farmer's Almanac and not Organizing For America, which is Obama's Alinskyite thug group.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 11:01 AM (SYNdO)

318 What movies are y'all watching today?

or are we watching all the footballs games?
Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 11:00 AM (S2LZH)


The Godfather on AMC all day today

Sure it's either Football or Liberal Family...What do you think?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:01 AM (DUoqb)

319 297
What was the third large department store downtown?

It was not as fancy as the other two and I think it closed in the late

80s or early 90s.



Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:56 AM (t5zYU)

Alexanders. Was across from Blommies

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 11:01 AM (jJRIy)

320 Lord and Taylors maybe?



I loved those when we lived in iirc Houston.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 10:58 AM (t5zYU)
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I remember, oh it must have been a couple of decades ago, my mother, my sister and I took the train into Chicago and went to Lord and Taylor's. My mom handed each of us two hundred dollars and told us to buy whatever we wanted in that store. I wish she would turn that into a family tradition. LOL

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 11:02 AM (dFi94)

321 Gee NGU- you seem more down in the mouth than usual. Occupational hazard?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 26, 2015 11:02 AM (NeFrd)

322 Erdogan & Putin fighting over his accusing Turkey of buying oil from IS. I have France 24 app.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:02 AM (sj3Ax)

323 What movies are y'all watching today

I'll light up an episode of Man in the High Castle tonite. Don't watch much TV ... but I really, really like that one.

Posted by: Irony at November 26, 2015 11:02 AM (qmMG2)

324 >>Now that BLM has officially shut it down

The first 7 yrs of our marriage were spent there. Took a couple of years to adjust, but loved it. We were pretty broke, but what little spending money we did have we'd spend on restaurants and "culture."

It really saddens me what's become of that town.

That said, spent a nice long weekend there a couple of years ago. Had a couple of really good meals and enjoyed the city (it was in November).

But even then it doesn't feel the same. When we lived there it was a friendly town. It's been much more uptight and NYC'y since September 11th, really.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 11:02 AM (t5zYU)

325 301
301

Good news everyone! They found the Hill to Die On:

Senate
Republicans are planning to include a rider to the government spending
bill that would increase the amount of money political parties can spend
on candidates. Politico reported that the provision would eliminate
caps on the amount of cash parties can spend in coordination with
candidates.

Congress must pass the government spending bill by Dec. 11 in order to avoid a government shutdown.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (kdS6q)


Just what we need, a bill to allow the RNCe more power in getting their favorite shit birds elected. What we really need to do is pass a bill that says ALL political contributions must come from within the boundaries of the districts the candidate is running for.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 11:02 AM (t2KH5)

326 Happy ThWanksgiving fappers and fappettes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

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Fixed it for you, courtesy of the strokeout tag.

Posted by: Hairy palmed blind man at November 26, 2015 11:03 AM (YQ7o1)

327 Sure it's either Football or Liberal Family...What do you think?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:01 AM (DUoqb)


Panthers @ the Cowboys, 4:30. Panther's going for 11-0.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 11:03 AM (jJRIy)

328 A senior IAF officer referred to Russia's aviation activities in the Middle East and to the downing of the Russian aircraft by Turkey, and said that Israel and Russia have coordinatation in the air: "The Russians are here, they are a major player and cannot be ignored. Our approach is 'live and let live'. Russia is not the enemy, on the contrary ".

He added that "Israel will not attack or down any Russian aircraft", however We do not give anyone advance notice."

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:03 AM (DUoqb)

329 Apparently Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York ordered all the Amazon posters for Man in the High Castle posters removed from the subways.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:03 AM (bTvCK)

330 293 All Hail Eris!

How was your burn the Scottish Guido in effigy day?

You have all your eyebrows and fingers?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 10:57 AM (q2o3
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Kindltot, it was magical, and not just for all the traditional Scottish Rite freemasonry blood rituals and tequila.

I didn't stuff the keg with road flares, as you suggested -- or did you caution against it? I can never remember -- but we got a good blaze going with fallen limbs collected from the yard (tree limbs!) and when I placed The Guy on top of the fire there was a magnificent WHHOOOSHH! and a pillar of fire rose into the heavens. It was a beautiful clear night with a bright crescent moon, and the moment the fire died down a blast of cold air chilled us to the bone, as if to say "Winter is here".

Very pagan. Hope my Catholic forebears will forgive me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2015 11:03 AM (8519N)

331 What movies are y'all watching today?



or are we watching all the footballs games?

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 11:00 AM (S2LZH)
=================================================

Uh, duh. Packers kick the crap out of Cutler's Bears tonight. I am not aware of any other games. This is the game.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 11:04 AM (dFi94)

332 "Senate Republicans are planning to include a rider to the government spending bill that would increase the amount of money political parties can spend on candidates."

They take care of their constituents. Voters are not their constituents.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 26, 2015 11:04 AM (u5gzz)

333 Gee NGU- you seem more down in the mouth than usual. Occupational hazard?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 26, 2015 11:02 AM (NeFrd)


No actually I am in a good mood. Had a good money week in the Office, very good. And I am on Duty for 4 days next week. Life is good. When life is good I get feisty.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:05 AM (DUoqb)

334 >>What movies are y'all watching today

Probably all football... but I admit that the number they did from The King and I put me in the mood for a good musical. I don't have that one on DVD, but I have 7 Brides for 7 Brothers and Calamity Jane... so if one of the games stinks, I'll go for that while we decorate the tree.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 11:05 AM (t5zYU)

335 There's an electric company truck parked outside

Is.. Is he shouting, "HEY YOU GUYS!"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 11:05 AM (q2o38)

336 There's an electric company truck parked outside, and a guy is walking

up and down the street with what looks like some sort of high tech

divining rod. Something's up.





Let me know if a Zoom truck shows up. Zoom a zoom a zoom

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 11:05 AM (45oDG)

337 306
Actually, I think Congress kept Gitmo open. They didn't punt on the
Defense bill and that keeps the shitheads down there. Obama can still
release them overseas, he can't transfer them here. Take your small
miracles where you can get them.

Posted by: Jean at November 26, 2015 10:58 AM (fBkaR)

You missed all the links I had above. They sent him a bill that would keep GITMO open and forbid him from transferring any of the prisoners to the States. He put a signing statement in the bill that essentially said FU congress I will take the money and do anything I want.


So no miracles unless Republicans find their balls and put impeachment back on the table.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 11:05 AM (t2KH5)

338
I'm pretty certain that everyone here is wise enough to NEVER take the annuity if you hit the jackopot. But here's an excellent resource that lays it all out for you:

https://www.usamega.com/powerball-jackpot.asp

The lump sum is a ripoff. But the annuity is a HUGE ripoff. The annual payouts ARE NOT EQUAL. They increase over time. Check it out.

(Besides, you never know when a state or even obama's federal govt will just decide they ain't paying no more. See: Illinois)

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 11:06 AM (S2LZH)

339 Almost all big city department stores are gone....Some exist in the burbs, we have a Lord and Taylor in the mall, but its just another mall store. Big department stores were a city in themselves.

Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 11:06 AM (T3Tpd)

340
Speaking of trees...

Christmas is on a Friday this year.

Is that good? I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 11:07 AM (S2LZH)

341 317
I keep having to remind myself that OFA in this context stands for Old Farmer's Almanac and not Organizing For America, which is Obama's Alinskyite thug group.
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 11:01 AM (SYNdO)


Yeah, that's the first thing I thought when I saw OFA.

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 11:07 AM (sdi6R)

342 12
West Point has now officially banned the annual plebe pillow fight after multiple injuries this past August.


http://fxn.ws/1YuysjH

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 07:12 AM (t2KH5)

The "pillow fight"? I have a lot of friends that went to West Point, one my son's father in law.

None of them ever heard of a "Pillow Fight". It has to be a made up BS tradition that is maybe 10 years old, which at West Point was yesterday.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 11:07 AM (jJRIy)

343
L'shanah Haba'a b'Amarillo!:

Texas GOP Leader Seeks Vote On Seceding From Union

Tanya Robertson, a member of the State Republican Executive Committee, plans to introduce a resolution at the committees meeting next week that would place a non-binding resolution on secession on the ballot.

Robertsons proposal comes after the Texas Nationalist Movement failed to gather the 75,000 signatures needed to get secession on the ballot. The Houston Chronicle reports.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2015 11:07 AM (kdS6q)

344 Almost all big city department stores are gone....Some exist in the burbs, we have a Lord and Taylor in the mall, but its just another mall store. Big department stores were a city in themselves.
Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 11:06 AM (T3Tpd)

Online Shopping is eventually going to kill them all as we know them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:07 AM (DUoqb)

345 Ten years ago, Chicago was still a place we hinter-landers would go once
a year, for the restaurants and kultcher and, coupla times, a Cubs
game. Now that BLM has officially shut it down, well, I will certainly
miss Shaw's Crab House.





I've told people you have to treat Chicago like a vampire movie. When the sun goes down you have to go home and lock yourself in.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 11:07 AM (45oDG)

346 That's an underground utility detector.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:46 AM (S2LZH)


There was a time when such things were marked on plans and survey plats.

Hmmm. I wonder if maybe there is a grow-op suspected in Rickl's neighborhood, and the cops are posing as/using utility inspectors to scope it out?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2015 11:07 AM (7MWCL)

347 I'll light up an episode of Man in the High Castle tonite. Don't watch much TV ... but I really, really like that one.
Posted by: Irony at November 26, 2015 11:02 AM (qmMG2)
---
I just finished the series and thought it was great. My favorite touch in the alternate universe was Lincoln Rockwell International Airport.

And Rufus Sewell was easy on the eyeballs. Not that you care.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2015 11:08 AM (8519N)

348 Vic,
I'm afraid to say I'll find my balls & I'm a woman, before republicans do. A few with balls can't do it alone.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:08 AM (sj3Ax)

349 Online Shopping is eventually going to kill them all as we know them

If the gang violence/terror attacks don't. Or Congress finally imposes a national Internet sales tax.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:09 AM (bTvCK)

350 OK the scene switches to Sicily....I was in Sicily for 2 weeks once...Had a great time. I think I had a bottle of home made wine for every meal and then a few breaks in the middle

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:09 AM (DUoqb)

351 So no miracles unless Republicans find their balls and put impeachment back on the table. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 11:05 AM

THAT would be a miracle of near-Biblical proportions, Vic.

Happens on the day when I win teh Powerball, no doubt.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 26, 2015 11:09 AM (dbC6X)

352 This is time warped thread. I started in 7:30 thread & found this, but it starts at 7 am.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:10 AM (sj3Ax)

353 Online Shopping is eventually going to kill them all as we know them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:07 AM (DUoqb)
================================================

I do a lot of my shopping online, because I hate stores. But I've never bought clothes or shoes online. Those, I have to try on. I can try on ten dresses before I find the right one. Ordering and returning doesn't seem practical for that.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 11:10 AM (dFi94)

354 329
Apparently Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York ordered all the Amazon posters for Man in the High Castle posters removed from the subways.


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:03 AM (bTvCK)

I read that.. So Cumo can suspend the constitution if it offends him?
NY State is so fvcked.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 11:10 AM (jJRIy)

355
There was a time when such things were marked on plans and survey plats.

Half the shit underground is unmarked...

You stick a bucket in the ground in Boston, like, say, Logan airport, you have no idea what you're gonna poke.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 11:11 AM (S2LZH)

356 All right then. Off to put my leg up, still learning how to hobble around on crutches, but no weight bearing for 2 months, so yay me. The grandkids wisely chose to stay away today, since playing on the gramp-oline is off the table. Think I'll watch some football and not stray far from the couch. Stay safe and...


...endeavor to persevere!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 26, 2015 11:11 AM (NeFrd)

357 346 That's an underground utility detector.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 10:46 AM (S2LZH)


There was a time when such things were marked on plans and survey plats.

Hmmm. I wonder if maybe there is a grow-op suspected in Rickl's neighborhood, and the cops are posing as/using utility inspectors to scope it out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2015 11:07 AM (7MWCL)
***
Could be. If there's a delivery van marked

Flowers
By
Irene

in the neighborhood, then, yeah, there might be something up.

Posted by: The Collector at November 26, 2015 11:11 AM (/33sy)

358 340
Speaking of trees...

Christmas is on a Friday this year.

Is that good? I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 11:07 AM (S2LZH)


Yes. My recycling pickup day is Thursday, so there's no pickup today.

The absolute worst is when Christmas falls on a Thursday, as it did last year. That means that New Year's is also on Thursday, which means there's no pickup for a full three weeks and I'm up to my ears in beer bottles.

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 11:11 AM (sdi6R)

359 I do a lot of my shopping online, because I hate stores. But I've never bought clothes or shoes online. Those, I have to try on. I can try on ten dresses before I find the right one. Ordering and returning doesn't seem practical for that.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 11:10 AM (dFi94)

I know, me to mostly...but they will find a way around that in the future. I can buy shoes and sneakers on line that I already wear

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:11 AM (DUoqb)

360 Off to put my leg up, still learning how to hobble around on crutches, but no weight bearing for 2 months
========================================




what the heck happened to you, Seamus ??

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 26, 2015 11:12 AM (dFi94)

361
I thought they did that back when the new Congress took over. Didn't they raise it to $300K or something? It was right when they blew the late term abortion bill.
Posted by: Y-not



That was, I think, the donation limit from individuals to candidates and or PACs. This new handsie would be for party lucre thrown at their inside favorites. As in those inconvenient primaries.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2015 11:12 AM (kdS6q)

362 Apparently Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York ordered all the Amazon posters for Man in the High Castle posters removed from the subways.


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:03 AM (bTvCK)


Is that the movie about if the Nazis had won? Shit I am Jewish and I am not offended by the posters..PC Shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:12 AM (DUoqb)

363 Good Luck, Seamus.

What did you do to hurt your leg?

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:13 AM (sj3Ax)

364 How out of touch is the NY Slime?



Every TV show they recommend to watch today is on cable or pay tv only.



http://tinyurl.com/oxwpkos

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 11:13 AM (jJRIy)

365
Off to put my leg up


Your Leg Lamp, you mean? Cool.

Posted by: Soothsayer the autoresponsebot at November 26, 2015 11:13 AM (S2LZH)

366 And Rufus Sewell was easy on the eyeballs. Not that you care.

I'll have you know I'm easy on the eyes ... the geriatric ladies tell me that all the time.

Thanks for the feedback. I'm only four episodes in. I'll keep going.

It's one of the few Sci-Fi classics I've not read.

Posted by: Irony at November 26, 2015 11:13 AM (qmMG2)

367 That was, I think, the donation limit from individuals to candidates and or PACs. This new handsie would be for party lucre thrown at their inside favorites. As in those inconvenient primaries.
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Oh, geez. Thanks for putting me some knowledge.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 11:13 AM (t5zYU)

368 Check the nearby phone poles, is there a guy in an
orange jumpsuit, with a pair of binoculars, darks shades and an ear bud,
talking into his cuff? Might be time to turn on an open gas line,
light a slow burning cigarette and bail out the back door.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 26, 2015 11:00 AM (NeFrd)


They changed the composition of cigarette papers so cigarettes won't stay lit unless you puff on them. So if you still want to use a cigarette as a slow burning punk, you have to dab them with a dilute solution of saltpeter and let them dry.

Actually that is how you make matchcord for those of you that want to shoot your matchlocks.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 11:14 AM (q2o38)

369 Philip K. Dick's Hugo winning alternate history story in which Japan and Germany divide the US between them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:14 AM (bTvCK)

370 Yes, malls and shopping centers killed real department stores a generation ago. I was pleased to get online shopping to keep me out of those damn places. Thirteen shoe stores with the same thing. But when you think of what the big stores used to be, especially at Christmas, you can sure as hell get a little shudder of nostalgia.
And keep in mind, "nostalgia" was what Civil War doctors called PTSD.

There was an arcade in our mid-size downtown, attached to Big Store, that had the biggest damn O-gauge layout you'd ever seen, with all the new accessories. Kids stood around that thing, half a block long it seemed, about 8 deep. All the way around. Whenever I smell light machine oil, or Marx's superior formula locomotive smoke, it makes me think of Christmas gone by.

And, no Muzak. The city had not one but several professional church choirs in those days, and they sang carols SATB in shifts in the mezzanine.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2015 11:14 AM (xq1UY)

371 Philip K. Dick's Hugo winning alternate history story in which Japan and Germany divide the US between them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:14 AM (bTvCK)

Ya mean instead of the muslims taking the whole thing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:15 AM (DUoqb)

372 Seamus is stamped "Fra Gil Ee"???

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:15 AM (bTvCK)

373 So no miracles unless Republicans find their balls and put impeachment back on the table.

I still don't unnerstand why no one, and I mean No One, has dared mention that the president is still bound by the Constitution and cannot do as he wishes just because he's teh preezy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 26, 2015 11:15 AM (LUgeY)

374 Is that the movie about if the Nazis had won? Shit I am Jewish and I am not offended by the posters..PC Shit

NGU ... trust me, watch it. It's very, very good.

Posted by: Irony at November 26, 2015 11:16 AM (qmMG2)

375 Happy Thanksgiving!


Especially to the member of the Horde in Hamburg who refused to leave a burning sex shop. True grit!

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 26, 2015 11:16 AM (XgfBI)

376 Online Shopping is eventually going to kill them all as we know them
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:07 AM (DUoqb)


Odd thing is, I find myself slowly moving back in the opposite direction. I found myself in a Sears the other day... Sears!


Why? I needed a lightweight jacket, and searching online was not getting me what I needed. Not the right length, not the right temp level, not even the right look. And no matter how I changed the search terms, I couldn't find what I was looking for.


I walked into Sears, not expecting much, and walked out half an hour later, not only with the right jacket, but a handful of shirts as well.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2015 11:17 AM (Dj0WE)

377
NGU ... trust me, watch it. It's very, very good.
Posted by: Irony at November 26, 2015 11:16 AM (qmMG2)

Will do Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:18 AM (DUoqb)

378 Now that BLM has officially shut it down, well, I will certainly miss Shaw's Crab House.
---
But Hillary's Crab Box remains open for the holidays.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at November 26, 2015 11:18 AM (YQ7o1)

379 The guy with the detector is probably looking for a fault in the buried lines.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 26, 2015 11:19 AM (FkBIv)

380 One big city department store (gone in the 80's) 3 restaurants - expensive, mid priced, and cafeteria. Hugh grocery store, all kinds of repair shops, on and on...all gone, 5 floors if I remember right. Even a lounge for women only.
In the basement store, overhead conveyor system moving goods all the time.

Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 11:20 AM (T3Tpd)

381 I watched the first episode of Man in the High Castle when Amazon offered a free preview. It was very good at setting everything up. Though I guess not enough Toyopets exist in the world for the Japanese occupied West Coast.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:20 AM (bTvCK)

382 The guy with the detector is probably looking for a fault in the buried lines.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 26, 2015 11:19 AM (FkBIv)

The fault, dear Bertram, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:21 AM (DUoqb)

383 362 Is that the movie about if the Nazis had won? Shit I am Jewish and I am not offended by the posters..PC Shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:12 AM (DUoqb)

That's the one Amazon was advertising the book for on their book page. Had an absolutely gorgeous woman in the ad who I assumed is in the show.

And yes, it is about the Nazis winning WWII.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 11:21 AM (t2KH5)

384 Is that the movie about if the Nazis had won? Shit I am Jewish and I am not offended by the posters..PC Shit

NGU ... trust me, watch it. It's very, very good.
Posted by: Irony at November 26, 2015 11:16 AM (qmMG2)


Everybody keeps saying that, but I'm generally not a fan of alternate history. I guess I'll check it out anyway.


I tell everyone though, if you aren't watching HBO's The Leftovers, including if you watched Season 1 and were kinda turned off by it, you have no idea what you are missing. I swear this is some incredible television being done here.


Really transcendent stuff. I don't throw out superlatives easily, but every week I am astounded and emotionally spent. I don't know where they are going with it, but this is some deep, deep sh*t they are doing, even this past week, which was kind of silly... until it wasn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2015 11:21 AM (Dj0WE)

385 369 Philip K. Dick's Hugo winning alternate history story in which Japan and Germany divide the US between them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:14 AM (bTvCK)


If Philip Dick were alive today, he'd be filthy rich. I think pretty much every sci-fi movie that's come out in the last 10 years is based on one of his stories.

(of course I'm exaggerating, but still...)

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 11:22 AM (SYNdO)

386 Kindltot, it was magical, and not just for all the traditional Scottish Rite freemasonry blood rituals and tequila.
[...]
Very pagan. Hope my Catholic forebears will forgive me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2015 11:03 AM (8519N)


I suggested against ANFO and Cheddite. But it sounds like you had a good time.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 11:22 AM (q2o38)

387 So what is 'Leftovers' supposed to be about? I'm too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 11:23 AM (SYNdO)

388 Some GOP candidates are talking about how they'd pardon turkeys!
That's why I call it Faux News.

I put AMC on to watch The Godfather. I have a hard time, even when I've seen it many times, to follow with so many commercials.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:23 AM (sj3Ax)

389
Washington, D.C. based Daayiee Abdullah, the first openly gay Imam in the United States, has established an online school for gay-friendly Islamic philosophy.

Long outspoken and controversial, Abdullah has faced hostility for supporting access to religion for people living with HIV and AIDS, mixed-gender worship and LGBT inclusion in Muslim liturgy.

Following criticism from the Shura Council of America and others, he has been inspired to establish the MECCA Institute, an online school and think tank that aims to offer classes in modern-day explication of Islamic philosophy and tenets. With both male and female teachers, classes will include Comparative Quran and Gender and Sexual Variance in Islamic Texts and Contexts.



It's raining Imams

Hallelujah!

It's raining Imams

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2015 11:23 AM (kdS6q)

390 373 I still don't unnerstand why no one, and I mean No
One, has dared mention that the president is still bound by the
Constitution and cannot do as he wishes just because he's teh preezy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 26, 2015 11:15 AM (LUgeY)

Easy to understand. Mostly because they have no balls and their real constituents don't care about Obama.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 11:23 AM (t2KH5)

391
They guy with the "detector" is looking for you anus -- he wants to probe you...

Remember: Art Bell at 12 pm EST k790/KABC

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 26, 2015 11:24 AM (iQIUe)

392 Welp, the truck's gone now, so guess I can put the Kevlar vest away.

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 11:24 AM (sdi6R)

393 Though I guess not enough Toyopets exist in the world for the Japanese occupied West Coast. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:20 AM

Weren't they all crushed when Tokyo was destroyed in Godzilla?

I was always amazed that Raymond Burr survived....

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 26, 2015 11:25 AM (dbC6X)

394 Oregon Muse, close enough. From Blade Runner to Minority Report to Man in the High Castle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:25 AM (bTvCK)

395 Oh, and for Thanksgiving I give you....

A Russian Army Choir doing the backing vocals for "Besame Mucho"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYaKx7RYL2I

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2015 11:26 AM (q2o38)

396
Just finished M in THC last night. recommended.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2015 11:26 AM (ODxAs)

397 was always amazed that Raymond Burr survived....
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 26, 2015 11:25 AM (dbC6X)

Professional Courtesy since he went onto play a lawyer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:26 AM (DUoqb)

398 Half the shit underground is unmarked...You stick a bucket in the ground in Boston, like, say, Logan airport, you have no idea what you're gonna poke.

You sound like you may be talking from experience here. About 40 years ago, Dad was on the rig, the [US Gypsum in this case] plant engineer had just been out to double check his charts, and when he broke ground there was a 700-volt line not two feet down. Unshielded, no conduit, just the reinforced insulation.

Bdzzap, it goes, and the bucket comes up with a 6-inch hole burned in it. The riggers were down, so the juice never got to the old man. Softened up the grease joints a little, you might say. Plant manager came out when he heard about it, obviously in PR mode, and asked "Where'd they take the operator?" Dad goes, "I'm him." Manager says, "You are the luckiest SOB I've ever met."

Thanks for reminding me of that. I'll mention it at dinner. Dad's 93.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2015 11:26 AM (xq1UY)

399 I was always amazed that Raymond Burr survived....
Posted by: MrScribbler


Rescued by Paul Drake.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 26, 2015 11:26 AM (FkBIv)

400 Washington, D.C. based Daayiee Abdullah, the first openly gay Imam in
the United States, has established an online school for gay-friendly
Islamic philosophy.

Long outspoken and controversial, Abdullah
has faced hostility for supporting access to religion for people living
with HIV and AIDS, mixed-gender worship and LGBT inclusion in Muslim
liturgy.





Gay and Muslim. I'm sure that Prezzy Rainbow is all on board for this.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2015 11:26 AM (45oDG)

401 Easy to understand. Mostly because they have no balls and their real constituents don't care about Obama.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 11:23 AM (t2KH5)


Also, the MSM is actively aiding and abetting Obama, that helps.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 11:26 AM (SYNdO)

402 Sure hope those girls down at the pub cook the turkey until it is done. It will probably be a real zoo, with people there that haven't been around in months (since the last good free meal), but I am thankful. It was nice to see some pictures online today of our soldiers in the chow line getting some nice looking food. I'm so thankful for them. I will also become thankful if the football today doesn't suck!

Posted by: goon at November 26, 2015 11:28 AM (gy5kE)

403 So what is 'Leftovers' supposed to be about? I'm too lazy to look it up.
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 11:23 AM (SYNdO)


2% of the world's population just disappeared one day. October 14... I think? It occurred about 3 years prior to the beginning of the show, so everyone we meet, these people are the "leftovers."


No explanation for what happened, just a world full of confused humans, trying to make sense of it all.


Some of it would appear to be metaphysical, but maybe not. Different entities have different answers, and there may be "prophets" among the people, with miracles happening... or maybe there aren't.


I would say Season 1 was more of a setup, a season long preamble, if you will. Now that we know these people, they are operating in ways that seem bizarre, but strangely, real and sane.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2015 11:28 AM (Dj0WE)

404 A Russian Army Choir doing the backing vocals for "Besame Mucho"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYaKx7RYL2I

That is different! Not the old Soviet songs of old...

Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 11:28 AM (T3Tpd)

405 I'm afraid to say I'll find my balls & I'm a woman, before republicans do. A few with balls can't do it alone.

Posted by: Carol
---
Xie who loses xyr balls will find them. If xie left ball offend thee, cut it off and cast it from xie, for it is better enter womanhood maimed, than have both balls and be accused of rape by some SJW mattress dragger.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 26, 2015 11:28 AM (YQ7o1)

406 Ah shit they cut Abppalone's tits..crap..best scene in the movie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:29 AM (DUoqb)

407 BurtTC,
I'll try watching The Leftovers. I haven't liked any HBO series in years. I an going to say last one I watched was The Sopranos.

I watched all of Boardwalk Empire, on demand, during the 3 weeks I was stuck at home because there was too much snow to get my car out of the driveway.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:29 AM (sj3Ax)

408 388 I put AMC on to watch The Godfather. I have a hard time, even when I've seen it many times, to follow with so many commercials.





Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:23 AM (sj3Ax)

Amazon had one of those special one day sales where they had all three movies in Bluray for $25 and I got them. Not only is the movie quality one hell of a lot better than TV but no commercials.

It is still only $30 for all three.
http://amzn.to/1LBtDvJ

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 11:29 AM (t2KH5)

409 Chicago had one of their utility service tunnels flood due to pilings for a bridge being moved, the leakage being reported, but due to a department re-organization the report got lost, and then the dam broke in the tunnel.

Or the oil rig in Louisiana drilling in a small lake hit the salt dome underneath. The lake and the rig quickly vanished.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:29 AM (bTvCK)

410 Knock off the clapping, communists!

Posted by: goon at November 26, 2015 11:31 AM (gy5kE)

411 @394 it is Philip K Dicks world we just live in it.

Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2015 11:31 AM (F1vO6)

412 Happy Thanksgiving all!!

My day begins with the annual T-day dose of anxiety and depression at the hands of the Detroit Lions, then it's off to work, where my cohorts will likely be wailing about their Cowboys at days end. So y'all have some fun for me.

I have vowed I will not be in this situation at this time next year. Let's hope I'm right. : )

Posted by: Blano at November 26, 2015 11:32 AM (C3E0x)

413 Time to get going.

Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving and no one burns their house down cooking the turkey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:32 AM (bTvCK)

414 Before doing some digging line locators sometimes use a detector to find the underground utilities. They will have a spray can of colored paint and spray traces on the ground.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 26, 2015 11:32 AM (FkBIv)

415 Thank you, Vic!

I wish they forgot Godfather 3.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:32 AM (sj3Ax)

416  I do a lot of my shopping online, because I hate stores. But I've never bought clothes or shoes online. Those, I have to try on. I can try on ten dresses before I find the right one. Ordering and returning doesn't seem practical for that.

Posted by: grammie winger
---
I've been forced to do all of my clothes shopping online, and yes, it sucks. But thankfully, as HERO like ordinances pass, they will be forced to let me in the dressing rooms. Maybe we'll bump into each other some day. Toodles!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 26, 2015 11:33 AM (YQ7o1)

417 only about to buy the farm

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:33 AM (DUoqb)

418 only about to buy the farm
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:33 AM (DUoqb)

Shit spell check..I mean Sonny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:33 AM (DUoqb)

419 Ah shit they cut Abppalone's tits..

That's gotta hurt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 26, 2015 11:34 AM (FkBIv)

420 I started watching Fargo this season & it took a few episodes, but it's really good. I think they added an extra half hour in this week's episode for commercials.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:35 AM (sj3Ax)

421 One of the better performers in "The Man in the High Castle" was Joel de la Fuente as the icy Chief Inspector Kido. I remember him when he played a baby-faced Marine in "Space: Above and Beyond" (which I liked, therefore FOX cancelled it).

So, who was The Man? Are they making a second season?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2015 11:35 AM (8519N)

422 @414 Some work better than others. State guy came out with one when we hooked the gun club up to city water. Marked everything, I was done so I left, and 10 minutes later the next guy hit the gas main. Not a service line. The main. Somehow it didn't register on the densitometer. Closed a state route for a couple of hours.

I was never so happy to have pulled off a job early.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2015 11:36 AM (xq1UY)

423 415 I wish they forgot Godfather 3.



Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:32 AM (sj3Ax)

Yeah, one was good, two was even better, and three blew chunks.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 11:36 AM (t2KH5)

424 It's raining Imams goats

Hallelujah!

It's raining Imams goats


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2015 11:23 AM



FIFY.

And I see no possible way that this could go wrong....

Incidentally, what's the blast radius of a gay imam?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 26, 2015 11:36 AM (pLwjI)

425 406 Ah shit they cut Abppalone's tits..crap..best scene in the movie

---------

Abalones have tits?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2015 11:36 AM (RU5ki)

426 BurtTC,
I'll try watching The Leftovers. I haven't liked any HBO series in years. I an going to say last one I watched was The Sopranos.

I watched all of Boardwalk Empire, on demand, during the 3 weeks I was stuck at home because there was too much snow to get my car out of the driveway.
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:29 AM (sj3Ax)


I really hated the way they ended Boardwalk Empire. Not just the final scene, but the fact that they whole last season was just there to artificially tie everything up.


If you go into "The Leftovers" with something of an open mind, and be aware there are religious themes (there would have to be), just try to remember these people are all crazy because millions of people just up and disappeared from the planet, all at once, with no warning, no nothing. Just, one minute they were there, the next, they weren't.


Find the opening credits for Season 2 somewhere. I'm sure it's easy to find. A very twangy female singer... with still photos... it's brilliant. It will pretty much give you everything you need to know going in.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2015 11:37 AM (Dj0WE)

427 I have a fascination with goose stepping armies, I like the older officers leading still trying to lift their legs high enough...Russia, China, and of course North Korea, who really kick high!!

Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 11:37 AM (T3Tpd)

428 Xthe Terminator was from a Dick short story.

Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2015 11:38 AM (F1vO6)

429 Vic,
We agree on The Godfather series.

They should've left it alone. But anything Hollyweird can try for more $$ they do & that was a failure.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:39 AM (sj3Ax)

430 I have a fascination with goose stepping armies, I like the older officers leading still trying to lift their legs high enough...Russia, China, and of course North Korea, who really kick high!!
Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 11:37 AM (T3Tpd)


Every see a bunch of Medical Officers marching?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:39 AM (DUoqb)

431 A Happy and Blessed Thanksgiving to You all!

Posted by: donna at November 26, 2015 11:40 AM (/dSsq)

432 I started watching Fargo this season & it took a few episodes, but it's really good. I think they added an extra half hour in this week's episode for commercials.
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:35 AM (sj3Ax)


Fargo is good, but I liked last season better than this.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2015 11:40 AM (Dj0WE)

433 Every see a bunch of Medical Officers marching?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:39 A


That's what the pilot asked the little boy in Airplane, amirite?

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 26, 2015 11:40 AM (dbC6X)

434 409
Or the oil rig in Louisiana drilling in a small lake hit the salt dome underneath. The lake and the rig quickly vanished.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:29 AM (bTvCK)


And lots more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhNTNiK6sn4

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 11:41 AM (sdi6R)

435 I have a fascination with goose stepping armies, I
like the older officers leading still trying to lift their legs high
enough...Russia, China, and of course North Korea, who really kick
high!!


Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 11:37 AM (T3Tpd)


Well, of course the Norks kick high. They know full well what will happen to them if they don't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2015 11:41 AM (7MWCL)

436
Every see a bunch of Medical Officers marching?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:39 AM (DUoqb)


Don't be hard on yourself. That's just a Navy thing.

Posted by: Just some guy at November 26, 2015 11:42 AM (yxw0r)

437 Well, of course the Norks kick high. They know full well what will happen to them if they don't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2015 11:41 AM (7MWCL)


It's easier to pass gas if you kick high...or so I have heard?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:42 AM (DUoqb)

438 Abalones have tits?

Posted by: Cicero

---

HE SHOT HIMSELF BECAUSE HE REALIZED THE SOUP WAS MADE FROM HIS WIFE AND NOT ABALONE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 26, 2015 11:42 AM (YQ7o1)

439 A Happy Thanksgiving to all of you Morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 26, 2015 11:43 AM (ZZgPW)

440 Here it is, Leftovers opening credits, season 2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLSH-81yT7s

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2015 11:44 AM (Dj0WE)

441 Time to put the pumpkin corn bread into the oven.

The pumpkinspiceification of America proceeds apace.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2015 11:44 AM (8519N)

442 Speaking of construction accidents, did you see you see this? Smoke stack collapses on excavator operator. The dumb part is, he had set some explosives on it, which failed to bring it down, so...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/q3vgzyq

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2015 11:44 AM (9mTYi)

443 Watching the parade. I have no idea who any of the singers or bands are with the exception of Train and one or two others.

The little Disney "starlets" will be in rehab in a few years.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 26, 2015 11:45 AM (LUgeY)

444 Posted on FB so any libs I encounter today know where I stand...


On Thanksgiving here's a tip.....give thanks. The world doesn't revolve around you. Your little microaggressions and you feeling offended shouldn't ruin everybody else's day. So keep the politics at home. We are all still Americans. Have fun and count your blessings tomorrow. Eat, sleep, eat again and be merry. Happy Thanksgiving all.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 26, 2015 11:45 AM (9jeGC)

445 Thanks, guys. Salt going in with the butter rub for Mr. BigBird.

Posted by: Lauren at November 26, 2015 11:45 AM (Z/8dZ)

446 The Oort Cloud,
I thought you were a sock. I'm glad you aren't.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:46 AM (sj3Ax)

447 20 I started watching Fargo this season it took a few episodes, but it's really good. I think they added an extra half hour in this week's episode for commercials.
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:35 AM (sj3Ax)


Carol, that's what's great about bittorrent downloads. All the commercials have been removed from the video file, and it's just great.

And I ditto your enthusiasm for Fargo. Even Ted Danson is good in it.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 11:46 AM (SYNdO)

448 427 I have a fascination with goose stepping armies, I like the older officers leading still trying to lift their legs high enough...Russia, China, and of course North Korea, who really kick high!!
Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 11:37 AM (T3Tpd)
***
New a fellow who was a Red Army vet, Great Patriotic War.

Tough old bastard he was, too. He used to march in the city's Veterans' Day Parade, with a few others, all decked out in their old uniforms, or in suits, with their medals, etc., pinned to them.

They had to be cautioned not to goosestep.

Posted by: The Collector at November 26, 2015 11:47 AM (/33sy)

449 Oh FFS. FFS.

I was just looking up the proportions for the turkey stock and here's what I learned:

"Obama: Syrian refugees are like pilgrims on the Mayflower"

I hate that fuckface.

Posted by: Lauren at November 26, 2015 11:47 AM (Z/8dZ)

450 440 Here it is, Leftovers opening credits, season 2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLSH-81yT7s
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2015 11:44 AM (Dj0WE)


Is that Iris DeMent? Love her voice.

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 11:48 AM (sdi6R)

451 Beef roast and mashed potatoes for breakfast.

I plan on being a damn gluttonous glutton of gluttony today.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 26, 2015 11:48 AM (9jeGC)

452 They cut Chastity's tits, not Sonny's IIRC.

Posted by: Bruce Boehno at November 26, 2015 11:48 AM (YQ7o1)

453 it is Philip K Dicks world we just live in it.

Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2015 11:31 AM (F1vO6)


Flow My Tears. . .

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 26, 2015 11:48 AM (k9qR4)

454 A salami, a salami, abalone!

Posted by: Faisal, muslim meat merchant unclear on the concept. at November 26, 2015 11:49 AM (7MWCL)

455 Thanks for the 'Leftovers' info, BurtTC.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 11:49 AM (SYNdO)

456 And I ditto your enthusiasm for Fargo. Even Ted Danson is good in it.
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 11:46 AM (SYNdO)


Lots of fine acting, including by several "stars" playing against type. The thing that probably bothers me the most is knowing what's going to happen to Ted's daughter, the state cop's wife. She's sweet, adorably cute, and obviously quite capable of handing all sorts of trouble. We know how this goes though, because season 1 took place... what, 20 or 30 years later?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2015 11:50 AM (Dj0WE)

457 Mama AJ,
I left response for what I'm using now, that helps, in last thread.

Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:51 AM (sj3Ax)

458 Don't be hard on yourself. That's just a Navy thing.
Posted by: Just some guy
----------------

Well, in general, yes.

But still, medical officers are generally,well, just non-military. It is a consequence of how they get into the system. After all, they are there because of special qualifications.

I probably have as much experience with managing Army medical officers as anyone on the planet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2015 11:52 AM (9mTYi)

459 Is that Iris DeMent? Love her voice.
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 11:48 AM (sdi6R)


I don't, and I can't say this is my kind of music/singing, but it has certainly grown on me week after week.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2015 11:52 AM (Dj0WE)

460 >>>So keep the politics at home. We are all still Americans.

The Tsarnaevs may have officially been citizens, but they and those like them aren't Americans in any real sense of the word. 

Posted by: Bruce Boehno at November 26, 2015 11:52 AM (YQ7o1)

461 I remember reading a novel about Germany winning the war called Fatherland. They made an HBO film about it starring Rutger Hauer I think. The book wasn't bad but I laughed my ass off over the whole Joseph Kennedy as the US president thing. He's set to meet Hitler and pulls out at the last minute after learning that yes the Nazis killed and were killing Jews.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE JOSEPH KENNEDY WAS A HUGE ANTI-SEMITE.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2015 11:53 AM (4ErVI)

462 I don't, and I can't say this is my kind of music/singing, but it has certainly grown on me week after week.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2015 11:52 AM (Dj0WE)


Sorry, I meant to say I don't know who it is. Not that I don't "love" her voice. Well... I guess I don't love it, but.....

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2015 11:53 AM (Dj0WE)

463 Well, in general, yes.

But still, medical officers are generally,well, just non-military. It is a consequence of how they get into the system. After all, they are there because of special qualifications.

I probably have as much experience with managing Army medical officers as anyone on the planet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2015 11:52 AM (9mTYi)

Well actually many of us turn out to be pretty damn good Officers, but marching still ain't our thing.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:54 AM (DUoqb)

464 NOOD, silly thread.

Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2015 11:54 AM (t5zYU)

465
Time to bend over and spread 'em:

http://goo.gl/RE8eOV

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 26, 2015 11:55 AM (iQIUe)

466 459 Is that Iris DeMent? Love her voice.
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 11:48 AM (sdi6R)


I don't, and I can't say this is my kind of music/singing, but it has certainly grown on me week after week.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2015 11:52 AM (Dj0WE)


Then again, I also like Bob Dylan's voice. Your mileage may vary.

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2015 11:55 AM (sdi6R)

467 I put AMC on to watch The Godfather. I have a hard time, even when I've seen it many times, to follow with so many commercials.





Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2015 11:23 AM (sj3Ax)

So it's like an NFL game?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2015 11:56 AM (jJRIy)

468
Well actually many of us turn out to be pretty damn good Officers, but marching still ain't our thing.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:54 AM (DUoqb)


There's always Quantico with a law degree.

Posted by: Just some guy at November 26, 2015 11:57 AM (yxw0r)

469 The thing that probably bothers me the most is knowing what's going to happen to Ted's daughter, the state cop's wife. She's sweet, adorably cute, and obviously quite capable of handing all sorts of trouble. We know how this goes though, because season 1 took place... what, 20 or 30 years later?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2015 11:50 AM (Dj0WE)


I wish they would give her character more to do. We see her chiefly as a cancer victim, but you know she's capable of a lot more.

And I'm not sure I understand the connection you're making between this season and season 1. Perhaps there's some details about season 1 I've forgotten.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 11:58 AM (SYNdO)

470 I'm watching Jennifer Jones. David Tennent wears a purple jacket because he's Marvel's answer to the Joker.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2015 11:59 AM (VdICR)

471 Just found season 1 of Leftovers on bittorrent. Downloading now...

Dang, I love teh internets!

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2015 11:59 AM (SYNdO)

472
Apparently Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York ordered all the Amazon posters for Man in the High Castle posters removed from the subways.


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2015 11:03 AM (bTvCK)


Is that the movie about if the Nazis had won? Shit I am Jewish and I am not offended by the posters..PC Shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2015 11:12 AM (DUoqb)








PC? No. Cuomo wants to keep the great unwashed in the dark just a little bit longer.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2015 12:00 PM (o98Jz)

473 If the fake refugees are like the Pilgrims, will they farm the land and make their own clothes, rather than sponging off other?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 26, 2015 12:00 PM (YQ7o1)

474 He's confused the mother with the daughter.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 26, 2015 12:01 PM (iQIUe)

475 "I have a fascination with goose stepping armies"

If Obama had ever gotten that "civilian national security force" which he had originally wanted, the one that was going to be "just as powerful, just as strong, just as well funded" as the existing armed services, you can imagine him with that Mussolini chin jut of his, reviewing them as they passed in full goose step.

The French Foreign Legion do not goose-step, but they march in different time compared to the other units of the French military.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 26, 2015 12:01 PM (noWW6)

476 If Obama had ever gotten that "civilian national security force" which
he had originally wanted, the one that was going to be "just as
powerful, just as strong, just as well funded" as the existing armed
services, you can imagine him with that Mussolini chin jut of his,
reviewing them as they passed in full goose step.

Wasn't that the problem with the Storm Troopers in Germany, Becoming an army of there own, upsetting the Wehrmacht.

Posted by: Colin at November 26, 2015 12:13 PM (T3Tpd)

477 "I still don't unnerstand why no one, and I mean No One, has dared mention that the president is still bound by the Constitution and cannot do as he wishes just because he's teh preezy."

This ain't rocket science. A soft coup has been effected and congressional Republicans are fully on board with it. They're traitors.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 26, 2015 12:19 PM (u5gzz)

478 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2015 11:44 AM (9mTYi)

When a backhoe operator hit a gas main in Cheyenne, WY we could see the flame tower from Windsor, CO (over 50 miles away) in daylight. John called to make sure it wasn't that the ammonia nitrate plant he worked at in Cheyenne had blown up. They never found the operator, of course. Not sure how much was left of the backhoe either.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2015 12:24 PM (GDulk)

479 Cats and dogs, eating together!

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at November 26, 2015 03:19 PM (ocw+t)

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