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Paradigm Shift 2070: One Man's Vision of the Future This scientist, Sam Hyde, has a lot of interesting facts you can use in your Thanksgivingmanship activities. No, but seriously, apparently his schtick used to be to bluff his way into conferences, claiming a series of made-up credentials, and then give, well, the kind of speech you see below. He conned a local TED x conference into letting him speak, claiming to have done all these humanitarian things in Mogadishu, and then... well, you can see. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Back in the saddle again!
Posted by: #BLM at November 24, 2015 10:39 PM (Z58Xa) Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 24, 2015 10:40 PM (Z58Xa) 3
Have a happy thanksgiving horde
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2015 06:17 PM (XRpjE) 4
Happy Thanksgiving, Ace!
Posted by: fluffy at November 25, 2015 06:19 PM (AfsKp) 5
Anyone else want to admit they went back and played Mark Styne's video?
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2015 06:21 PM (XRpjE) 6
Before tomorrow's turkey, I'm enjoying the relentless Trump-basing over at Tepid Air. Allahpander, Poppin' Fresh and the rest of the Salem Witches are really dredging the bottom for hysterical "Teh Donald is a NAZI!!11!!" screeds, from Great Conservative Thinkers like David Ignatius and the never-popular David Frum.
Someone should send a box of Pampers to the Corpulent Captain. His pants are definitely damp. Posted by: MrScribbler at November 25, 2015 06:21 PM (dbC6X) Posted by: Y-not at November 25, 2015 06:22 PM (t5zYU) 8
Montana comments by Delete Browser History.
That on a medic alert bracelet is the best web joke I've seen. I hope whoever thought of it is getting money for it. Posted by: DM at November 25, 2015 06:24 PM (j/tOh) 9
Tomorrow is No Pants Day.
Posted by: Y-not at November 25, 2015 06:22 PM (t5zYU) --- I started early. Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 25, 2015 06:24 PM (8519N) Posted by: fluffy at November 25, 2015 06:24 PM (AfsKp) 11
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Not the Onion, actual headline.. CBS News REPORT: Plaque at Donald Trump golf course is historically inaccurate. Posted by: Kreplach at November 25, 2015 06:24 PM (WVvzl) Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at November 25, 2015 06:24 PM (AXbXS) 13
Trump is a NAZI!!11! who's gonna put ya'll in camps! Camps, I tell you!
Posted by: Johnboy Kaysuck at November 25, 2015 06:26 PM (dvuhZ) 14
CBS News REPORT: Plaque at Donald Trump golf course is historically inaccurate. Posted by: Kreplach at November 25, 2015 06:24 PM
Does the plaque under-report the number of strokes needed to make par? Posted by: MrScribbler at November 25, 2015 06:27 PM (dbC6X) 15
Everyone, on the right and left, are shrieking about Trump and how to beat him, what a joke he is, etc., etc., and frankly, it's really annoying - it's as though if you are not a lawyer, a senator, a governor, you are not good enough?
Posted by: IC at November 25, 2015 06:28 PM (a0IVu) 16
Guy made a lot of sense compared to some of the crap that's going around lately.
Posted by: freaked at November 25, 2015 06:28 PM (BO/km) 17
My turkey is not afraid of ISIL!
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 25, 2015 06:28 PM (dbC6X) 18
Huma!
The muffin needs a holiday buffing. Posted by: Hillary at November 25, 2015 06:28 PM (c7vUv) 19
I guess the image of that sent everyone to their bunk.
Posted by: Hillary at November 25, 2015 06:30 PM (c7vUv) Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at November 25, 2015 06:30 PM (AXbXS) 21
So are those rabid Star Wars fans the "true" gamergate harassers?
Where's their William Shatner to tell them to get a life? Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2015 06:31 PM (NOIQH) 22
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From the story: .... Between the 14th and 15th hole on the Lowes Island golf course, a plaque at the bottom of a flagpole overlooking the Potomac River says "The River of Blood." The plaque goes on to describe a civil war battle that it suggests unfolded at that location..... The MSM: Digging deep to bring you the big stories. Posted by: Kreplach at November 25, 2015 06:31 PM (WVvzl) 23
>>CBS News REPORT: Plaque at Donald Trump golf course is historically inaccurate.
As opposed to that plaque in Chicago memorializing the site of Barack and Michelle's first "date." Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2015 06:33 PM (NOIQH) 24
I'm no hot chick but Star Wars is pretty dumb.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 25, 2015 06:33 PM (Cq0oW) 25
The MSM: Digging deep to bring you the big stories. Posted by: Kreplach at November 25, 2015 06:31 PM
That tears it! Heb!/Rubio '16! Posted by: MrScribbler at November 25, 2015 06:33 PM (dbC6X) 26
>>As opposed to that plaque in Chicago memorializing the site of Barack and Michelle's first "date."
Really? Someone placed a plaque at a glory hole? Posted by: Aviator at November 25, 2015 06:34 PM (c7vUv) 27
I thought I sawr a pussycat...
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 25, 2015 06:34 PM (NeFrd) 28
As opposed to that plaque in Chicago memorializing the site of Barack and Michelle's first "date."
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2015 06:33 PM (NOIQH) Is the plaque on Martin Luther King, Jr. Avenue? And isn't self-harming nerds an oxymoron? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 06:34 PM (4ErVI) 29
I saw that Red Eye Episode where Kat Timpf said that. It was something about she didn't care for all these space nerds poking each other with their little nerd sticks. That got a little double entendre fun with one of the others snickering about poking her with his nerd stick.
She's adorkable, as someone said. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 25, 2015 06:35 PM (dvuhZ) 30
They're nothing if not predictably dumb:
Protesters to target Chicago shopping area on Black Friday after video of cop shooting black teen released At foxnews. Which apparently has been banned on Minx 0.0007 Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 25, 2015 06:35 PM (9YDUz) 31
>>Really? Someone placed a plaque at a glory hole?
IIRC, it's where the Baskin Robbins where Obama worked one stood. Think it even includes Michelle's comment that when she kissed him, he tasted like chocolate. Major WTFery, that thing is. Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2015 06:36 PM (NOIQH) 32
I just adore Star Wars.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 25, 2015 06:37 PM (Dwehj) 33
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It's perfectly understandable that the entire political industrial complex is scared shit less at the prospect of a Trump Presidency. They will literally have no control or leverage over him and being a populist, he will go directly to the people and thus over their heads. Now they can and will fight him but as we've seen from the current occupant of the White House, the executive has amassed nearly limitless power when he wants to act. So if you couple a Trump with Cruz as VP, you can understand why they are scared shitless. Posted by: Kreplach at November 25, 2015 06:37 PM (WVvzl) Posted by: awkward davies at November 25, 2015 06:37 PM (mP1RE) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 06:37 PM (4ErVI) 36
CBS News REPORT: Plaque at Donald Trump golf course is historically inaccurate. Benghazi? Clinton Foundation donations? ServerGate? Yawns. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 25, 2015 06:38 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Jar-Jar Binks at November 25, 2015 06:39 PM (+1T7c) 38
Can't you see I'm fapping, here? Ach du lieber!
Posted by: Perv On Fire at November 25, 2015 06:40 PM (Dwehj) 39
I have never been to a german porn shop. It's definitely goin' on the bucket list though. Posted by: awkward davies at November 25, 2015 06:37 PM
When I used to travel to Germany on a regular basis, I got used to seeing them in all the airports. IIRC, the two biggest chains (one was run by a woman named Beate Uhse, the other by a "Doktor" Somebody-or-other merged about 10 years ago. Never went in, though. No time. Posted by: MrScribbler at November 25, 2015 06:40 PM (dbC6X) 40
I have never been to a german porn shop.
They usually begin as Belgian porn shops, then, overnight... Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 25, 2015 06:41 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Butch at November 25, 2015 06:41 PM (hXu8T) 42
Is that plaque located next to a racist rock?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 25, 2015 06:42 PM (FkBIv) 43
Nope, no German porn for me. It goes in a, well, strange direction that involves glass coffee tables and stuff of that nature.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 25, 2015 06:42 PM (dvuhZ) 44
Dad, if you spent all your wads in a German sex shop, you'd tell us... right?
Posted by: trillions of your wasted spermatoa at November 25, 2015 06:42 PM (J9qpF) 45
OK dammit. STOP posting to WaPo. They have a firewall after 10 reads.
So mysteriously all blogs I read, including Drudge, are not posting their links four or five times a day. Something smells here. No WaPo links, now links everyday. Tell me the HQ is not getting a kick back on subs from the WaPo? If not STOP the firewall links. If so, come clean. Posted by: The Lesbo's in Subarus at November 25, 2015 06:43 PM (jJRIy) Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 25, 2015 06:43 PM (Cq0oW) 47
Off Lesbo sock.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 06:43 PM (jJRIy) 48
If the Wapo links are that big of a deal, clear your cookies.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 06:44 PM (4ErVI) 49
Two observations about the sex shoppe fire:
1. You see no smoke, soot, burns, etc. 2. What was the name of the video he was watching? Why leave that factoid out?? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 25, 2015 06:44 PM (iQIUe) 50
Happy Thanksgiving, Horde. I hope you all have delicious meals and a relaxing time with your family (or alone). Enjoy the day!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at November 25, 2015 06:44 PM (+eR2D) 51
Mein Willy ist auf Feuer.
Posted by: Perv On Fire at November 25, 2015 06:44 PM (Dwehj) 52
My wife would once cut the hair in my ears, but she won't any more, after we went together to a nails joint on Colfax Avenue that agreed to wax not just my ears but my nose.
I thought, shit, this is like Saigon, I can probably get a blowjob, too. Anyhoo, she said a week ago that I ought to go and get it done again, seeing as how my half-blind scissoring isn't cutting it. So I go over to the local place here, between the liquor store and the Chinese restaurant. It's after dark, the rush is over, three ladies working, two nice looking 40-somethings getting their nails done. I walk all the way to the back to ask the girl not working, yeah, she's Vietnamese, hey, can you wax my ears. She sorta gets what I want, but yells way loud up front, to the middle worker, prolly her younger sister, "Wah ea's?!!?1! Sis don't know for sure, so she yells to the #1 lady, probably the aunt, "Wax ea's? Rye now?" No microphone needed. #1 lady goes, "You wan rye now? Yes? Sure!!1!" The customers looked like they had been hit with shock and awe. Probably will never set foot in that nail joint again. So I have decided to step it up a little, and work on my act a little, and do this some more. It's really fun. And since, hey, this is Colorado, I can do it baked next time. Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 25, 2015 06:44 PM (U6f54) 53
I know a little German.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 25, 2015 06:44 PM (FkBIv) 54
I'm liking this rebel Katherine Timpf chick. I'd hit that like George Lucas hitting the wine cellar at Skywalker Ranch.
Posted by: Fritz at November 25, 2015 06:44 PM (3tjn4) 55
Let's talk about my new movie again.....
Posted by: Morgan Freeman at November 25, 2015 06:45 PM (+1T7c) 56
OK, I watched the content.
My takeaway is that 2070 is shaping up to be a mighty stupid time to be alive. Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2015 06:45 PM (sdi6R) 57
Me love you long time.
Posted by: Ear Wax Lady #3 at November 25, 2015 06:47 PM (Dwehj) 58
Droid Rage?
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 25, 2015 06:47 PM (Cq0oW) 59
>>Let's talk about my new movie again.....
Posted by: Morgan Freeman OK, but you will have to give us all a dollar. Posted by: Aviator at November 25, 2015 06:48 PM (c7vUv) 60
Those german porn shops were started by little old ladies, one who was a pilot for hitler.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 25, 2015 06:48 PM (iQIUe) 61
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If the Wapo links are that big of a deal, clear your cookies. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 06:44 PM (4ErVI) I do that regularly, that will not stop the firewall, only a change in IP will. Hello? Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 06:48 PM (jJRIy) 62
What was the name of the video he was watching ?
How would I know? I mean , why do you ask? Glances around hands in pockets , whistling tonelessly . Posted by: awkward davies at November 25, 2015 06:49 PM (mP1RE) Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 25, 2015 06:49 PM (Cq0oW) 64
So, if you go into one of those shops, remember you're having sex the Hitler way. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 25, 2015 06:49 PM (iQIUe) 65
Coming soon to a WWF arena near you, and only slightly scorched, "Herman, the Spermin' German." You heard it here first.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2015 06:50 PM (7MWCL) 66
Those german porn shops were started by little old ladies, one who was a pilot for hitler.
You know, Hitler was a vegetarian. That's a true story. Posted by: tu3031 at November 25, 2015 06:51 PM (YFFpo) 67
Never went in, though. No time.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 25, 2015 06:40 PM hey now! we're all friends here. No one's judging.... Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 25, 2015 06:51 PM (+bVzV) 68
I do that regularly, that will not stop the firewall, only a change in IP will.
Hello? Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 06:48 PM (jJRIy) Huh sounds like they're getting smarter. That usually works for me. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 06:51 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 06:52 PM (jJRIy) Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 25, 2015 06:52 PM (Cq0oW) 71
So they don't have the Internet in Germany?
Posted by: that's what I'm getting from this at November 25, 2015 06:52 PM (IJIr3) 72
Huh sounds like they're getting smarter. That usually works for me.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 06:51 PM (4ErVI) WaPo can't be that smart, if they think that we will actually pay for their shit. Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 25, 2015 06:52 PM (7MWCL) 73
You know, Hitler was a vegetarian. That's a true story.
---------- And was horribly flatulent. He was one sour kraut. Posted by: Old Blue at November 25, 2015 06:53 PM (9iR5/) 74
Been in the kitchen helping Mrs. E get a jump on Thanksgiving meal tomorrow. Cooking giblets, making cornbread for dressing, gravy, etc. I already ate 1/4 of sweet potato pie and pecan pie, so she ran me out of there. So here I am drinking and channel surfing. And really being thankful I live in ETEX.
Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2015 06:53 PM (b+df9) 75
Speaking of Nerds and Hot Chicks not getting along:
http://i.___ur.com/7YggYwc.gif?noredirect She was totally over the line. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 06:53 PM (0NdlF) 76
Huh sounds like they're getting smarter. That usually works for me. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 06:51 PM (4ErVI) hey, that worked. Thanks, so now it's CC every other day? Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 06:53 PM (jJRIy) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2015 06:54 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 06:54 PM (0NdlF) 79
Feelgood story: Bindi Irwin, Aussie-American. Great dancing, great kid, really deserved her win. Very uplifting!
Posted by: bruce at November 25, 2015 06:55 PM (E+ah4) 80
Then again I just noticed my hash here is different probably because I unplugged my router a few days ago when the Internet isn't working. Leave it unplugged long enough and you'll get a new IP. Try that if the cookie thing doesn't work.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 06:55 PM (4ErVI) 81
Now that was weird. A banished sock up and reappeared. Maybe the other end of the wormhole from the dryer has found me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2015 06:55 PM (7MWCL) 82
Someday, people will learn to tell the difference between internet trolls and the groups they pose as, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 25, 2015 06:56 PM (bLnSU) 83
Cookie thing worked, thanks again
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 06:56 PM (jJRIy) 84
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beate_Uhse-Rotermund Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 25, 2015 06:57 PM (iQIUe) 85
Tom Turk and Daffy - Chuck Jones www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Rb9w2ehrQ "The yams did it! The yams did it!" Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2015 06:58 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 25, 2015 07:00 PM (P8951) 87
I DERIVE GREAT PLEASURE FROM SNIFFING MY OWN FARTS!!! NOW LISTEN TO MY GREAT WISDOM!!
Posted by: Bill Walton at November 25, 2015 07:00 PM (NGd+i) 88
I hate Bill Walton.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 25, 2015 07:01 PM (NGd+i) 89
Real German porn titles:
Ich Schwimm in Pisse und Sperma Opa Fickt ARSCHLÖCHER WIE SCHEUNENTORE PENISPIRATEN AUF ANALRANDALE I let you translate those. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 25, 2015 07:02 PM (dvuhZ) Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 25, 2015 07:02 PM (oVJmc) 91
I can't believe it but I'm pining for Dick Vitale.
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 25, 2015 07:02 PM (NGd+i) 92
Happy Thanksgiving and Fuck the GOP.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 25, 2015 07:03 PM (u5gzz) 93
You know, Hitler was a vegetarian. That's a true story.
---------- And was horribly flatulent. He was one sour kraut. That pun is a real stinker ... Posted by: Adriane the Food Critic ... at November 25, 2015 07:04 PM (jnAIZ) Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 25, 2015 07:05 PM (bLnSU) 95
I hate Bill Walton. Posted by: Puddleglum It's hard to pick just one Celtic to hate, but -- Kevin McHale. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2015 07:05 PM (kdS6q) 96
That pun is a real stinker ...
------- Thank You, Thank You! I'll be here all weeks folks. Please be sure to tip your waitresses and bartenders. Posted by: Old Blue at November 25, 2015 07:06 PM (9iR5/) 97
If the Wapo links are that big of a deal, clear your cookies.
Zhat's vhat I zaid! Posted by: geman perv at November 25, 2015 07:06 PM (xodPA) 98
OT: Since the fart jokes have begun... I just got two separate emails from Rand (yes he is my senator along with the nameless douche) about the CNN article. In both he sounds like a three year old saying "Mommy! He touched me" in the back seat of a car. Sigh
Posted by: FCF at November 25, 2015 07:06 PM (kejii) 99
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I hate Bill Walton. Posted by: Puddleglum at November 25, 2015 07:01 PM (NGd+i) I love the fact that in his LAST college game, NC State rednecks beat his hippie ass and won the NCAA national championship. Fvck you, you arrogant asshole. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 07:06 PM (jJRIy) 100
Man was watching a porn film in a locked cabin at a sex shop in Hamburg
He just couldn't keep his heinz off his weiner Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 07:06 PM (45oDG) 101
Tomorrow I look forward to the answer to an age old question. Who sucks worse, Sam Bradford or Matthew Stafford?
That's if neither one of them gets hurt in the pregame... Posted by: tu3031 at November 25, 2015 07:07 PM (YFFpo) 102
I hate Bill Walton.
Posted by: Puddleglum It's hard to pick just one Celtic to hate, but -- Kevin McHale. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 25, 2015 07:05 PM (kdS6q) Michael McDonald. Hands down. Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 25, 2015 07:08 PM (k9qR4) 103
'Walkin' 'round in women's underwear...' oops I mean 'Walkin' in a winter wonderland...'
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 07:08 PM (ntObR) 104
Herr Shuler-Wanker! Herr Schuler-Wanker!
Posted by: geman firemen talking to german perv hooking balls up to defibrillator at November 25, 2015 07:10 PM (xodPA) 105
33 >> It's perfectly understandable that the entire political industrial
complex is scared shit less at the prospect of a Trump Presidency. One major difference though -- He so much as clips his fingernails wrong and both sides of the aisle will be clamoring for impeachment. Repubs will probably be in a race to get to the microphone first to announce the proceedings. Posted by: GnuBreed at November 25, 2015 07:11 PM (gyKtp) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 25, 2015 07:11 PM (FkBIv) 107
And let's not forget those Messyshitz fighters Hitler had the Germans flying!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2015 07:14 PM (xodPA) 108
The Indiana/UNLV game was pretty good. UNLV won. I hung in there and tried to tune out Bill Walton but it was difficult. I do loathe Bill Walton. He is just awful. Add the pseudo hippy bullshit and I just want to beat him with a lead pipe.
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 25, 2015 07:14 PM (NGd+i) 109
I'd like to get my $69 dollars back, please.
Posted by: The Guy Who Paid for Reserved Seating and 3D Glasses to See Morgan Freeman in Momentum at November 25, 2015 07:14 PM (8ZskC) 110
had to be rescued by firefighters because he refused to leave until he reached the climax of Throbbin Hood
With Ron Jeremy as Friar F*ck. I now know why he couldn't just walk out on that classic Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 07:14 PM (45oDG) 111
94 I just did my Thanksgiving, and it was great.
Now I have a fridge full of leftovers. -- *fistbump* Posted by: Y-not at November 25, 2015 07:14 PM (t5zYU) 112
O/T
Why are Capital One ad so fvcking bad. If I see that fvcking women with her fake company tell me one more time how she builds her company with a mere 1% rebate, I think I will puke. How stupid does Capital One think business owners are? Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 07:15 PM (jJRIy) 113
Not an adult Walton fan, but in college, under Wooden's thumb, he was OK and a helluva team player.
And in Walton's last game, UCLA team beat Kansas... for the consolation (3rd place) of the NCAA Tourney....after losing to NC State, the eventual champion. Posted by: dude at November 25, 2015 07:15 PM (k/YC5) 114
You think they're going crazy now, just imagine if Trump wins a primary, say Iowa or New Hampshire or both. You will see the biggest collective freakout and mass hysteria of the media and establishment every witnessed.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 25, 2015 07:15 PM (dvuhZ) 115
Why would anyone vote for a Trump when they could have a Bush for the same price?
Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at November 25, 2015 07:16 PM (8ZskC) 116
Der Deutsche Feuerwanker?
There's an ICD-10 code for that: N48.29- Other inflammatory disorders of the penis. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 25, 2015 07:18 PM (NeFrd) 117
And in Walton's last game, UCLA team beat Kansas...
for the consolation (3rd place) of the NCAA Tourney....after losing to NC State, the eventual champion. Posted by: dude at November 25, 2015 07:15 PM (k/YC5) I forgot they had consolation games in 74. I think that was the last year. You and the other guy that watched the game are testimony to how important the game was. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 07:18 PM (jJRIy) 118
I'm watching the Caps/Jets game now. I would rather listen to the nasaly droning of the Washington Capitals play by play guy than Bill Walton.
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 25, 2015 07:18 PM (NGd+i) 119
That 1% can make or break your company Nip. Specially when you spend all of your money on glass desks and expensive offices.
Posted by: freaked at November 25, 2015 07:18 PM (BO/km) 120
You know, Hitler was a vegetarian. That's a true story.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 25, 2015 06:51 PM (YFFpo) Years ago there was some exhibit of famous vegetarians with the usually assortment of lefties. I went up to the hippy running it and said, you missed one of the biggest historical figures who was a vegetarian. Who? Hitler. He just gave me a dirty look. Well he was in fact he encourage people to be vegetarians. You should have him as part of your little display (more dirty looks) Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 07:18 PM (45oDG) 121
Don't German firefighters know the difference between rubbing one and rubbing one out?
Posted by: Fire Marshall Pee Wee Herman at November 25, 2015 07:18 PM (yQVAQ) 122
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 25, 2015 07:11 PM (gyKtp)
I think we can rest assured that impeachment will never be off the table for the entirety of a Trump presidency! The articles of impeachment have probably already been drafted by the lobbyist connected staffers! Posted by: Hrothgar at November 25, 2015 07:19 PM (ftVQq) 123
**Top 5 Reasons to Avoid Morgan Freeman's New Movie**
5. Keith Olbermann recommends everyone see it 4. Its most favorable review called it a rowdy mix-up between Shakespeare's "The Tempest" and Pauly Shore's "In The Army Now" 3. Rated PG13 just for "excessive pie throwing" 2. Soundtrack features a duet between the Bay City Rollers and the Dixie Chicks 1. Graphic sex scene between MF and Rosie O'Donnell Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 07:19 PM (ntObR) 124
Okay, I'm calling it. This thread is utter pants.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2015 07:20 PM (8ZskC) 125
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That 1% can make or break your company Nip. Specially when you spend all of your money on glass desks and expensive offices. Posted by: freaked at November 25, 2015 07:18 PM (BO/km) And Metro sexual help, don't forget them. That 1% also pays for her dyke haircut. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 07:20 PM (jJRIy) 126
And let's not forget those Messyshitz fighters Hitler had the Germans flying!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2015 07:14 PM (xodPA) Yes, they were part of the Luftwanker Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 07:20 PM (45oDG) 127
I'd love to say Kat Timpf is a doll and I'd hit that harder than a slow curve out over the plate.
Unfortunately, she's a spitting image of my daughter with the blonde hair and big glasses, so I must pass. Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 07:20 PM (sdPF/) 128
*exhausted*
Happy Thanksgiving, all. I've completed everything except two pies, which I will get up early and do. All the sides are ready to go in the oven after Big Bird comes out. Oh, and our local paper announced today that it is going to a named commenter format. Hmmm. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 25, 2015 07:21 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 07:21 PM (ntObR) 130
I've read that Hitler ate meat. Tho he was vegan, he wasnt one of those meat is murder types. I think Frau Wagner, Richard's kid who dined with Hitler a lot said he ate meat and never complained.
So, unlike today's Millennials, he was a perfect guest and didnt create scenes. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 25, 2015 07:21 PM (iQIUe) 131
The German guy? Obviously he paid for a bad video if he hadn't gotten off when the fire trucks arrived. Fast forward you idiot.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 07:21 PM (jJRIy) Posted by: chemjeff at November 25, 2015 07:22 PM (uZNvH) Posted by: The Guy Who Hates The Teletubbies at November 25, 2015 07:22 PM (8ZskC) 134
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The German guy? Obviously he paid for a bad video if he hadn't gotten off when the fire trucks arrived. Fast forward you idiot. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 07:21 PM (jJRIy) But zey hadn't gotten to ze poopsticka part yet! Posted by: German guy with weird fetish at November 25, 2015 07:23 PM (uZNvH) 135
131: Maybe he likes the story.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 25, 2015 07:23 PM (dvuhZ) 136
Make that Frau Wagner, Richard's DIL. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 25, 2015 07:23 PM (iQIUe) 137
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I'd love to say Kat Timpf is a doll and I'd hit that harder than a slow curve out over the plate. Unfortunately, she's a spitting image of my daughter with the blonde hair and big glasses, so I must pass. Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 07:20 PM (sdPF/) Bummer.Is your daughter high maintenance because Kat definitely looks high maintenance. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 07:23 PM (4ErVI) 138
And don't forget those Junk-ers planes either!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2015 07:23 PM (xodPA) 139
man all the idiot drivers have started to come out
Is that a crack at the quality of the comments tonight? Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2015 07:25 PM (xodPA) 140
"Clear!!"
**wank** "Clear!!" **wank** ******* It's not verkink! Schnell, Helmut, bringen zee Jaws uff Life!! Posted by: German first responder at November 25, 2015 07:25 PM (NeFrd) 141
Don't German firefighters know the difference between rubbing one and rubbing one out?
They say you can start a fire with friction and a stick but I've never taken it too seriously. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2015 07:25 PM (8ZskC) 142
I've got a ton of veggie side dishes for the precious vegetarian millenials who are coming tomorrow. I guaran-damn-tee you at least one of them will make a snarky comment about meat being murder, and contributing to "climate change."
Husband says he's well-prepared to take them on. Son told me to just sit and watch husband and be amazed. Apparently, they've been brain-storming. I am, however, seating the precious millenials at the breakfast room table, where they can gush over Bernie! and whisper about my mean turkey and ham out of earshot of me. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 25, 2015 07:26 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: GnuBreed at November 25, 2015 07:27 PM (gyKtp) 144
So Hitler wasn't a Nazi about vegetarianism.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2015 07:27 PM (xodPA) 145
Re:rubio and the back corridors or whatever: did we not have a post that our GOP heroes bailed out the insurance companies? Am I misunderstanding those two things?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 25, 2015 07:27 PM (QVfCp) 146
German is very literal language. For example, rather than "transmission", the world will be something like "box of gears that connect the engine to the drive shaft" (well I don't know if that's literally the case for transmission, but that's how literal it gets).
And that is true of their porn titles. The translation of one was "Ring-Muscles of Steel", and another "That which is deposited in the mouth must be swallowed". Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 25, 2015 07:27 PM (dvuhZ) 147
and a beagle
Posted by: toby the beagle at November 25, 2015 07:28 PM (xodPA) 148
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So Hitler wasn't a Nazi about vegetarianism. Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2015 07:27 PM (xodPA) Probably didn't believe in climate change, either. So there's that. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 25, 2015 07:28 PM (FsuaD) 149
I've got a ton of veggie side dishes for the precious vegetarian millenials who are coming tomorrow. Bacon makes everything better! Posted by: Count de Monet at November 25, 2015 07:28 PM (HvozT) 150
Don't forget, Walton played in Portland. And there was that couple he was buddies with. I think they were somehow involved with the Patty Hearst stuff?
The problem with the Obamacare collapse is that it's hitting the small company I work for. The health exchange we are on is pulling out of the Oregon market. We'll have new insurance on the first. This one had a $5k deductible. I added my husband to it and premiums are seriously cutting into what we have to live on. He's eligible for Medicare now and I will be next spring. I'm gonna start looking into that and see if I can't find a way to get cheaper coverage. Those folks after a $15 minimum wage are really dumb. It's just enough to cut you out of the freebies, but not enough to pay for all those expensive government programs. Posted by: notsothoreau at November 25, 2015 07:28 PM (5HBd1) 151
publius, I've also read German words can be extremely long as well. So their word for transmission will be something like,
boxofgearsthatconnectenginetodriveshaft Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 07:29 PM (ntObR) 152
... and just to show what a basketball geek I was back then... as I recollect, Walton threw down an (illegal) stuff at game's end, to cap his college career.
Posted by: dude at November 25, 2015 07:30 PM (k/YC5) 153
>>Nerds and Hot Chicks Are Just Oil and Water
Angry, useless self-harming nerds continue to go after Katherine Timpf for saying she doesn't like Star Wars. Yeah, that'll show them that you're well-balanced.<<< Someone's light saber is never getting in someone else's exhaust port. Posted by: the Farce is strong with this one at November 25, 2015 07:30 PM (u1Nqc) 154
You mean Clash for Junk-ers?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2015 07:30 PM (bTvCK) 155
Panzerkampfwagen -> Armored War Wagon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2015 07:31 PM (bTvCK) 156
GnuBreed, thanks. ;-)
After the film was completed, that beagle made history for being the first dog to ever put *itself* "to sleep." Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 07:31 PM (ntObR) 157
I am, however, seating the precious millenials at the breakfast room table, where they can gush over Bernie! and whisper about my mean turkey and ham out of earshot of me.
Does that include a piranha tank trapdoor? Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 07:31 PM (0NdlF) 158
I see CNN is having outrage-gasms over the Chicago shootings. Oh, lookie, my favorite academic! Its none other that Marc Lamont Hill. He is a poster child for the uselessness of Higher Education. I'm not sure he could spell cat if you spotted him the 'c' and the 't'.
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 25, 2015 07:31 PM (NGd+i) 159
The problem with the Obamacare collapse is that it's
hitting the small company I work for. The health exchange we are on is pulling out of the Oregon market. We'll have new insurance on the first. This one had a $5k deductible. I added my husband to it and premiums are seriously cutting into what we have to live on. He's eligible for Medicare now and I will be next spring. I'm gonna start looking into that and see if I can't find a way to get cheaper coverage. Those folks after a $15 minimum wage are really dumb. It's just enough to cut you out of the freebies, but not enough to pay for all those expensive government programs. Posted by: notsothoreau at November 25, 2015 07:28 PM (5HBd1) It is absolutely wreaking havoc throughout the insurance industry. Which is what the bastard probably wanted to begin with. And thanks to it we're all going to be paying a hell of a lot more Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 07:31 PM (45oDG) 160
fahrvergnugen = how do I get my penis out of this thing
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 07:31 PM (ntObR) 161
Dude, if you are putting your light-saber into her exhaust port... that's just the wrong port. Unless she asked you to stick it there.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2015 07:32 PM (bTvCK) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 25, 2015 07:32 PM (NeFrd) 163
Frau Blücher
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 25, 2015 07:32 PM (FkBIv) 164
Probably didn't believe in climate change, either. So there's that.
It's funny you should say that... See the sock link. Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2015 07:33 PM (xodPA) 165
That TED X video was hilarious!
The story about Tesla taking iPads to Rwandans was too much. And race riots in 2070, "It's called the knockout game ... and eventually white people are going to get tired of playing it." LOL. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2015 07:34 PM (zc3Db) 166
>>>Dude, if you are putting your light-saber into her exhaust port... that's just the wrong port. Unless she asked you to stick it there. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2015 07:32 PM (bTvCK)<<< Switch port rape. Posted by: the Farce is strong with this one at November 25, 2015 07:34 PM (u1Nqc) 167
Actual German porn title, translating as "Her 'exhaust port' is as big as the door of a barn."
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 25, 2015 07:34 PM (dvuhZ) 168
Dude, if you are putting your light-saber into her exhaust port... that's just the wrong port. Unless she asked you to stick it there.
I don't think her asking can make it the right port. Though I'm pretty sure the light saber doesn't go into the intake port, either. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 07:35 PM (0NdlF) 169
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Probably didn't believe in climate change, either. So there's that. It's funny you should say that... See the sock link. Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2015 07:33 PM (xodPA) Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 25, 2015 07:35 PM (FsuaD) 170
Rubio's Maneuver Might Have Crippled Obamacare
--If that shit works I'll give Rubio a look for Prez. Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2015 07:35 PM (vsbNu) 171
You know, Hitler was a vegetarian. That's a true story.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 25, 2015 06:51 PM (YFFpo) And a major anti-smoking prick, too. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2015 07:35 PM (zc3Db) Posted by: Grey Fox at November 25, 2015 07:37 PM (bZ7mE) 173
Dude, if you are putting your light-saber into her exhaust port... that's just the wrong port. Unless she asked you to stick it there.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2015 07:32 PM (bTvCK) She could hide an entire womp-rat in that thing. I don't think she's even going to notice. Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 25, 2015 07:37 PM (k9qR4) 174
Anyone watching the genius being interviewed in Chicago (on Fox)?
One of them called himself a "millenium." Now there's one on the verge of hysterics. Someone call da amberlamps! Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 25, 2015 07:37 PM (FsuaD) 175
The goat who will not support the herd must be tumbled down the mountain.
Posted by: Vas Deferens Thanksgivingman's advice at November 25, 2015 07:37 PM (vsbNu) 176
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 25, 2015 07:27 PM (dvuhZ)
BTW, now that the final figures for the pop in the national debt ($575 billion) are finally rolling in I think I won the pool. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2015 07:38 PM (zc3Db) 177
It's two meters wide, FFS!
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 25, 2015 07:38 PM (k9qR4) 178
"This is not the port you are looking for." - Obi-wang Kenobi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2015 07:39 PM (bTvCK) 179
Anyone watching the genius being interviewed in Chicago (on Fox)?
One of them called himself a "millenium." His nickname is Falcon. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 25, 2015 07:39 PM (FkBIv) 180
A pervert walks into a german pornbox... Posted by: CHARLIE SHINE at November 25, 2015 07:39 PM (QhZ0N) 181
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It's two meters wide, FFS! ---------- That's like, what, five axe handles? I'm not so good with metric. Posted by: Old Blue at November 25, 2015 07:39 PM (9iR5/) 182
"Never store your missile in the chocolate factory."
Wow, I learn so much good stuff here at AOS. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 07:40 PM (ntObR) 183
I heard the Germans had a word for walking through the Black Forest on a Sunday in the Spring or some such shit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 07:40 PM (4ErVI) 184
Switch port rape.
Posted by: the Farce is strong with this one at November 25, 2015 07:34 PM (u1Nqc) That was the Kobe Bryant case. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 25, 2015 07:41 PM (zc3Db) 185
132 Hi all
man all the idiot drivers have started to come out Posted by: chemjeff at November 25, 2015 07:22 PM (uZNvH) Tito and I have jutht got to make the motht fabulouth announthement...... Posted by: idiot drivers at November 25, 2015 07:41 PM (EzgxV) 186
>>>Anyone watching the genius being interviewed in Chicago (on Fox)? One of them called himself a "millenium."
Would someone please help me get out of this yute? Posted by: Han Solo at November 25, 2015 07:42 PM (YQ7o1) 187
Costco Pumpkin pie is so big, you need two pieces of wrap to cover it.
Had to taste it tonight to make sure it hadn't gone bad. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 07:42 PM (jJRIy) 188
Had to taste it tonight to make sure it hadn't gone bad.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 07:42 PM (jJRIy) Better check again, just in case. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 07:42 PM (0NdlF) 189
In Russia, pumpkin pie eat you!!
Posted by: qdp "Yakov" steve at November 25, 2015 07:43 PM (ntObR) 190
Anyone watching the genius being interviewed in Chicago (on Fox)?
One of them called himself a "millenium." Now there's one on the verge of hysterics. Someone call da amberlamps! Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 25, 2015 07:37 PM (FsuaD) The MFM really wants riots in Chicago but so far it's been a pretty small turn out for the hysteria. Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 07:43 PM (45oDG) 191
Why the hell should nerds care about what Katherine Timpf says?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 25, 2015 07:43 PM (fC9RO) 192
Jack Frost isn't the riot-organizer's best friend.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2015 07:44 PM (xodPA) 193
Why the hell should nerds care about what Katherine Timpf says?
Didn't you hear her call herself cool and attractive? Like, seriously. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 07:44 PM (0NdlF) 194
Why the hell should nerds care about what Katherine Timpf says?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 25, 2015 07:43 PM (fC9RO) Because they're so detached from reality they can't function properly in the real world Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 07:45 PM (45oDG) 195
Better check again, just in case.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 07:42 PM (0NdlF) Yes, excellent advice. Need to see if my first piece had the correct whip cream to pie ratio. Be right back. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 07:45 PM (jJRIy) 196
The Katherine Timpf story reminds me of that classic SNL sketch with William Shatner.
"Get a LIFE, people!!" Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 07:46 PM (ntObR) 197
Ha! I think what most pissed off the Star Wars fanboiz was that they thought Timpf was just the type of nerdy-but-hot- chick who would go for them but did not.
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2015 07:46 PM (vsbNu) 198
176: Yep, they pulled a sneaky and didn't unwind everything all in one day, looks like. I'm sure they didn't want a big headline, as people are now paying more attention.
Total National Debt now stands at $18.73T. What prize should you win? How about some German porn and some hot chicks in slutty firefighter outfits? I'm picturing lots of underboob, somehow.... Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 25, 2015 07:46 PM (dvuhZ) 199
197 Ha! I think what most pissed off the Star Wars fanboiz was that they thought Timpf was just the type of nerdy-but-hot- chick who would go for them but did not.
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2015 07:46 PM (vsbNu) Their first mistake was poking each other with their little nerd-sticks. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 07:48 PM (0NdlF) 200
After much research, I can declare that you can not have enough whipped cream on a piece of pumpkin pie.
Moar be better. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 07:48 PM (jJRIy) 201
It is very hard to take Star Wars fans seriously when the local 501st Legion all look like they ate Jabba the Hutt and then hit the All U Can Eat before putting their Stormtrooper armor on.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2015 07:48 PM (bTvCK) 202
Didn't you hear her call herself cool and attractive? Like, seriously.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 07:44 PM (0NdlF) She's wicked cute, I'll give her that, but cool? https://youtu.be/u_HH_jher3c Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 25, 2015 07:49 PM (k9qR4) 203
183 I heard the Germans had a word for walking through the Black Forest on a Sunday in the Spring or some such shit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 07:40 PM (4ErVI) Valderee, I think. Or is it valderah? Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2015 07:49 PM (sdi6R) 204
The Star Wars nerds may be worse than the Trekkies ever were.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 25, 2015 07:49 PM (dvuhZ) 205
Oh sweet joy of joys!!!
Just saw the ad that Hooters will be open Thanksgiving day from noon to 9. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 07:50 PM (ntObR) 206
>>>Ha! I think what most pissed off the Star Wars
fanboiz was that they thought Timpf was just the type of nerdy-but-hot- chick who would go for them but did not. Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2015 07:46 PM (vsbNu)<<< He might have had better luck with Jedediah Bila (the resident RedEye sci-fi nerd chick), but he really Jar Jar'd it up with his tantrum. Posted by: the Farce is strong with this one at November 25, 2015 07:50 PM (u1Nqc) 207
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132 Hi all man all the idiot drivers have started to come out Posted by: chemjeff at November 25, 2015 07:22 PM (uZNvH) Tito and I have jutht got to make the motht fabulouth announthement...... Posted by: idiot drivers at November 25, 2015 07:41 PM (EzgxV) ha! Posted by: chemjeff at November 25, 2015 07:50 PM (uZNvH) 208
Just saw the ad that Hooters will be open Thanksgiving day from noon to 9.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 07:50 PM (ntObR) hmmmmm now I know where I will be stopping for lunch Posted by: chemjeff at November 25, 2015 07:51 PM (uZNvH) 209
Neither of you are going for the wings are you???
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2015 07:52 PM (bTvCK) 210
Timpf started with ad hominem attacks to justify her cultural illiteracy. She shouldn't have been insulted in kind or threatened, but she attacked first with first grade dumbass.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 25, 2015 07:52 PM (56fVf) 211
I'd love to say Kat Timpf is a doll and I'd hit that harder than a slow curve out over the plate.
Unfortunately, she's a spitting image of my daughter with the blonde hair and big glasses, so I must pass. Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 07:20 PM (sdPF/) Bummer.Is your daughter high maintenance because Kat definitely looks high maintenance. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 07:23 PM (4ErVI) Overall daughter is fairly low maintenance. But now that she's starting to make some big(ger) bucks, she's starting to live it up a little bit, materially speaking. At least she's doing it with her own cash. Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 07:52 PM (heN73) 212
Well, I'm hitting the bed early tonight. Looooong day tomorrow.
I hope each and every one of the Horde has a safe, restful, and happy Thanksgiving. *smooch* Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 25, 2015 07:52 PM (FsuaD) 213
I confess, I plan to go see the new Star Wars movie, but only after the crowds die down and I can get in to the early matinee and save a buck.
You can condemn me now and avoid the rush. Posted by: GnuBreed at November 25, 2015 07:54 PM (gyKtp) 214
I'd like this Timpf chick to stick it in my pooper. While dressed up like a Nazi stormtrooper and singing Celine Dion showtunes. Posted by: CHARLIE SHINE at November 25, 2015 07:54 PM (QhZ0N) 215
Thanks Jane you too.
Oh, and do us all a favor, tell that Stalinist family you usually have for Christmas to find another family to abuse, because if they show up at your house this year you'll be waitin' for 'em with a gun, a flamethrower, a guillotine and a giant wrench. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 07:54 PM (ntObR) 216
That dude Ace linked in the anime thing:
"Do the Japanese have souls?" lol. He kind of stepped on his dick a few times by laughing though. You gotta try and maintain the illusion. Also it's too over the top in such a way that even the retards at the conference picked up on it too quickly. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 07:54 PM (4ErVI) 217
GnuBreed, I have a free movie card. Still cant use for Star Wars until Jan 4th.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2015 07:54 PM (bTvCK) 218
Anna, wow, look at the time...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 07:55 PM (ntObR) 219
cultural illiteracy
Like, how dare she not know the names of all the pokemons! That shit is a cultural milestone! Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 25, 2015 07:55 PM (k9qR4) 220
Heh. I like Qdpsteve's lists.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 25, 2015 07:55 PM (T/5A0) 221
Margarita, thanks. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 07:56 PM (ntObR) 222
Happy Thanksgiving Jane. I would love to be a fly on the wall when D'oh Boy and D'oh Dad go on the offensive. I'm sure much hilarity will ensue.
Eat lots, watch football, and nap often. Posted by: Old Blue at November 25, 2015 07:56 PM (9iR5/) 223
Overall daughter is fairly low maintenance. But now
that she's starting to make some big(ger) bucks, she's starting to live it up a little bit, materially speaking. At least she's doing it with her own cash. Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 07:52 PM (heN73) The sheer terror of having a daughter bringing over a hot friend and they're running around in bikinis or some such skimpy outfits is something I'll never have to face, thank God. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 07:56 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2015 07:57 PM (bTvCK) 225
Dude, if you are putting your light-saber into her exhaust port... that's just the wrong port. Unless she asked you to stick it there.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2015 07:32 PM (bTvCK) We need permission??? Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 07:57 PM (heN73) 226
Timpf started with ad hominem attacks to justify her cultural illiteracy. She shouldn't have been insulted in kind or threatened, but she attacked first with first grade dumbass.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 25, 2015 07:52 PM (56fVf) She's a New York City woman, a female libertarian, and she tries to cultivate that stupid "hipster geek" look. I wouldn't fuck her with a rented dick. Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 25, 2015 07:57 PM (fC9RO) 227
Neither of you are going for the wings are you???
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2015 07:52 PM (bTvCK) Only if they do something from Band on the Run Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2015 07:57 PM (45oDG) Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 07:58 PM (0NdlF) 229
Co Alex, you so gay, NYC hairdressers ask you for fashion tips... Posted by: CHARLIE SHINE at November 25, 2015 07:59 PM (QhZ0N) 230
"Anyone watching the genius being interviewed in Chicago (on Fox)? One of them called himself a 'millenium.' Now there's one on the verge of hysterics. Someone call da amberlamps!"
One of the Black Lives Matter crew up in Minneapolis tweeted frantically that their street demonstration was being attacked by "white supermasts". Supermasts! Oh no! I hate those guys. It eventually turned out that one of the three "white supermasts" was Asian, and another one was Hispanic, and that the BLM bunch had attacked them rather than the other way around. Posted by: torquewrench at November 25, 2015 07:59 PM (noWW6) 231
I saw my first "man bun" today. Odd.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2015 08:00 PM (0Pgfb) 232
164 Probably didn't believe in climate change, either. So there's that.
It's funny you should say that... See the sock link. Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2015 07:33 PM (xodPA) Heh. At Transterrestrial Musings the other day, someone linked a 1941 newspaper article that said flying to the Moon was, if not impossible, then certainly impractical to say the least. https://pbs.tw___.com/media/CUl4XLEVEAA95Lj.jpg:large Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2015 08:00 PM (sdi6R) 233
I wouldn't fuck her with a rented dick.
Posted by: Colorado Alex At Hertz we put you in the driver's seat. Posted by: Hertz donut at November 25, 2015 08:00 PM (FkBIv) 234
I wouldn't fuck her with a rented dick.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 25, 2015 07:57 PM (fC9RO) So, uh, what's the going rental rate? Posted by: That Guy at November 25, 2015 08:00 PM (0NdlF) Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2015 08:01 PM (jJRIy) 236
Oops. The link has that pesky i m g in it.
Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2015 08:01 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2015 08:01 PM (bTvCK) Posted by: Old Blue at November 25, 2015 08:02 PM (9iR5/) 239
I saw my first "man bun" today. Odd.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2015 08:00 PM (0Pgfb) Do not hang out in those places. Posted by: Ronster at November 25, 2015 08:03 PM (mUa7N) 240
Here is a question.
Is Alan Combs the dumbest Jew in America? Discuss. Posted by: Nip Sip He could take Josh Earnest's place. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 25, 2015 08:03 PM (FkBIv) 241
Just saw the ad that Hooters will be open Thanksgiving day from noon to 9.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 07:50 PM (ntObR) hmmmmm now I know where I will be stopping for lunch Posted by: chemjeff at November 25, 2015 07:51 PM (uZNvH) Me too, on my way to work (a church). Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 08:04 PM (heN73) 242
President IMeMine :
@markknoller 3m In brief posting, Pres Obama says he was "deeply disturbed" by shooting video of Laquan McDonald. He really does insist on himself. Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 25, 2015 08:04 PM (9YDUz) 243
Sh*t. I should never have blown the Toxic Avenger. Dude should have ,"harmful or fatal if swallowed" tattooed on his dick.
Posted by: zombie Charlie Sheen at November 25, 2015 08:05 PM (YQ7o1) 244
I saw my first "man bun" today. Odd.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2015 08:00 PM (0Pgfb) Heh. I knew a guy who used to wear his overly long hair in a bun sometimes. In the 1990s. In Kansas City. Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 25, 2015 08:05 PM (k9qR4) 245
To All Morons and Moronettes:
Have a Happy Thanksgiving! May the good LORD bless you and keep you and yours. May He make His face shine on you and yours May He grant His peace. Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 25, 2015 08:06 PM (lQqij) 246
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Neither of you are going for the wings are you??? Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2015 07:52 PM (bTvCK) wait, Hooters serves wings?? Posted by: chemjeff at November 25, 2015 08:06 PM (uZNvH) 247
In the Toxic Avenger films, did Troma ever give Toxie a female sidekick/equally deformed girlfriend??
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2015 08:06 PM (ntObR) 248
"Do not hang out in those places. "
Heh. It was at my office building. Some visitor or employee of another company on one of the other floors. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2015 08:07 PM (ks+KB) 249
242: In brief posting, Pres Obama says he was "deeply disturbed" by shooting video of Laquan McDonald.
I assume then that his buddy Rahm is now under the bus? Posted by: Puddleglum@work at November 25, 2015 08:08 PM (NGd+i) 250
"At Transterrestrial Musings the other day, someone linked a 1941
newspaper article that said flying to the Moon was, if not impossible, then certainly impractical to say the least." The _New York Slimes_, in a year not far removed from the one in which they were touting Stalinist forced collectivization of agriculture as being wonderful stuff, rather famously said that Robert Goddard was full of shit. A technological ignoramus whose experiments would only demonstrate his lack of common sense, opined the _Slimes_ editorialists. They eventually were compelled to grudgingly apologize. But, they are totes to be trusted when they tell us today that "there is a consensus" and that "the science is settled". Posted by: torquewrench at November 25, 2015 08:09 PM (noWW6) 251
Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 07:52 PM (heN73)
The sheer terror of having a daughter bringing over a hot friend and they're running around in bikinis or some such skimpy outfits is something I'll never have to face, thank God. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2015 07:56 PM (4ErVI) Daughter lived with me in high school, and had two friends with the most spectacular sets of boobehs you'll ever see. I would have gladly bent either of them over the computer desk any time (they were legal by then). I'm sure I got caught staring, but I didn't care. Spectacular. Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 08:10 PM (heN73) 252
Happy turkey, 'cept for thems that don't like turkey that is, cause them turkeys might not wanna be eated, so now yous gotts a delemmaa of all knids of bigness!!!
Posted by: Screw the dictionary at November 25, 2015 08:11 PM (LgUpL) 253
Ahhh. Finally sitting down. Someday I swear we are all just going to make reservations and go out to a restaurant for Thanksgiving. Too much work. Although I should be thankful that we have the food, the family, and a table large enough to seat us all. I am taking back my whining. So many people would trade places with me in a heartbeat. We are blessed. I hope each one of you is blessed as well, in abundance.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 25, 2015 08:12 PM (dFi94) 254
The history is settled.
Posted by: Walter Duranty at November 25, 2015 08:13 PM (FkBIv) Posted by: chemjeff at November 25, 2015 08:13 PM (uZNvH) 256
I think I am going to drink wine now. Be right back.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 25, 2015 08:14 PM (dFi94) 257
I am finishing my day with a big mug 1/2 buttermilk and 1/2 eggnog, and watching 'The Shootist', next best movie of all time, best being 'The Outlaw Josey Wales'.
Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2015 08:14 PM (b+df9) 258
247 In the Toxic Avenger films, did Troma ever give Toxie a female sidekick/equally deformed girlfriend??
No, just his blind girlfriend. Posted by: All Teh Meh wages war on shitty condiments at November 25, 2015 08:14 PM (VviqM) 259
The Big Red One is on tonight on GRIT
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The _New York Slimes_, in a year not far removed from the one in which they were touting Stalinist forced collectivization of agriculture as being wonderful stuff, rather famously said that Robert Goddard was full of shit. A technological ignoramus whose experiments would only demonstrate his lack of common sense, opined the _Slimes_ editorialists. They eventually were compelled to grudgingly apologize. Posted by: torquewrench at November 25, 2015 08:09 PM (noWW6) The original editorial was published in 1919 (after Goddard had published a paper explaining how rockets could be used for flying in space), and the retraction was issued on the day Apollo 11 was launched in 1969, if I'm not mistaken. Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2015 08:19 PM (sdi6R) 261
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. May you have a good day with friends and loved ones and good food. God Bless.
Posted by: acethepug at November 25, 2015 08:20 PM (RHPFv) 262
257 ...best being 'The Outlaw Josey Wales'.
Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2015 08:14 PM (b+df9) Cut, jib, etc. Posted by: GnuBreed at November 25, 2015 08:21 PM (gyKtp) Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 25, 2015 08:23 PM (9YDUz) 264
Wishing everyone a peaceful and happy Thanksgiving. I'm grateful for this blog, Ace.
Posted by: LadyS at November 25, 2015 08:23 PM (xYNhJ) 265
I've got to find a place near me that sells this wine. I hate the name. I love the wine. We had some in a little shop in Galena Illinois a couple of weekends ago. My local store doesn't carry it and I'm finishing the last of the bottles I bought there. I'll see if my mom can hunt it down. I'll tell her to give me a case for Christmas. She'll pretty much do what I tell her. That's why we have moms, right?
http://bit.ly/1HohHT7 Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 25, 2015 08:24 PM (dFi94) Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 25, 2015 08:26 PM (YJmuy) 267
#213 Wife suggested the same thing. I pointed out we could go 10 days later and the opening night crowd would still be there.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 25, 2015 08:26 PM (Kucy5) 268
Yes, hope everyone has a nice T'Giving tomorrow.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2015 08:27 PM (Bzlby) 269
I have yet a new name for obama. President Fetus Of A Monarchy. Or...President Fetus for short. The anti-federalists, Edmund Randolph, in particular, warned that a single executive "magistracy" in charge of the entire federal government would be the fetus of a monarchy. It turns out that anti-federalists were right about nearly everything...eventually. Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 08:28 PM (S2LZH) 270
>>>Daughter lived with me in high school, and had two
friends with the most spectacular sets of boobehs you'll ever see. I would have gladly bent either of them over the computer desk any time <<< **pulls chair out** Why don't you have a se... >>>(they were legal by then). I'm sure I got caught staring, but I didn't care. Spectacular.Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 08:10 PM (heN73)<<< **pushes chair back under table** Nevermind. Posted by: Chris Hansen at November 25, 2015 08:28 PM (u1Nqc) 271
Hi grammie winger
http://www.wine.com/v6/New-Age-White/wine/132153/Detail.aspx?state=WI You can get it shipped to you Posted by: chemjeff at November 25, 2015 08:29 PM (uZNvH) Posted by: Y-not at November 25, 2015 08:29 PM (t5zYU) 273
I also hope people have an excellent Thanksgiving.
Except Hitler, who, as a vegetarian, will be miserable. Also, dead. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 25, 2015 08:30 PM (bLnSU) 274
You think we should start the voyage a day later so they can have Friday off instead of Thursday? Nah, they're gonna elect Obama, so fuck 'em.
Posted by: The Pilgrims at November 25, 2015 08:30 PM (YQ7o1) 275
Trivia: Besides Franklin Roosevelt, did any previous presidents attempt to run for a 3rd term? If yes, then who? Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 08:30 PM (S2LZH) 276
May all here have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
If that didn't work, may you have some great sagas to tell the Horde. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 25, 2015 08:31 PM (u82oZ) 277
T. Roosevelt and U. Grant IIRC.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 25, 2015 08:32 PM (bLnSU) 278
I'll bet none of you remember this...except Vic. Or, you remember it but hadn't thought of it in 40 years: Gerald Ford ran for president in 1980, too. Okay, it was barely an attempt, but he did try. Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 08:33 PM (S2LZH) 279
You can get it shipped to you
Posted by: chemjeff at November 25, 2015 08:29 PM (uZNvH) ============================================= WooHooo! I am going to check that out, right after I sneak mom's credit card out of her purse during Thanksgiving dinner. Thanks !! Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 25, 2015 08:33 PM (dFi94) 280
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Trivia: Besides Franklin Roosevelt, did any previous presidents attempt to run for a 3rd term? If yes, then who? Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 08:30 PM (S2LZH) Theodore Roosevelt, with his Bull Moose run in 1912, after having already served most of two terms as a Republican from 1901-1909? Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2015 08:34 PM (sdi6R) 281
U. Grant IIRC.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 25, 2015 08:32 PM (bLnSU) ===================================== I think he came within 60-ish electoral votes of gaining a third term. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 25, 2015 08:34 PM (dFi94) 282
T. Roosevelt and U. Grant Correctomundo. Grant never made it to the general, and T Roos lost in the general to the racist Woodrow Wilson. ( I guess it was a 3-way race.) Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 08:36 PM (S2LZH) 283
Trivia: Besides Franklin Roosevelt, did any previous presidents attempt to run for a 3rd term? If yes, then who?
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 08:30 PM (S2LZH) Teddy. Hrm, let me think. Not Lincoln. Not McKinley. Umm, no idea if any others did. Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 25, 2015 08:36 PM (k9qR4) 284
Separating people from their "crazy" family is a common brainwashing technique.
Posted by: Mega at November 25, 2015 08:36 PM (9Du4t) 285
Gerald Ford ran for president in 1980, too. Okay, it was barely an attempt, but he did try.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 08:33 PM (S2LZH) My strongest memory of Gerald Ford is not of Gerald Ford, but of Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop 2, pretending that Officer Taggart in a stolen pale blue suit was Gerald Ford to get into a swank nightclub. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 25, 2015 08:37 PM (bLnSU) 286
Sylvester Stallone is a hypocritical cock sucking midget. Not that I have any problem with cock sucking midgets.
Posted by: CHARLIE SHINE at November 25, 2015 08:37 PM (QhZ0N) 287
May all here have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
If that didn't work, may you have some great sagas to tell the Horde. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 25, 2015 08:31 PM (u82oZ) I can hardly wait for Jane D'oh to get back to us. Posted by: Blano at November 25, 2015 08:39 PM (heN73) 288
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Grant never made it to the general, and T Roos lost in the general to the racist Woodrow Wilson. ( I guess it was a 3-way race.) Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 08:36 PM (S2LZH) 1912 was a 4-way race, with the Socialist Eugene Debs getting 6% of the popular vote, probably the best showing for an overt Socialist. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_1912 Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2015 08:39 PM (sdi6R) 289
grammie, wasn't Ulysses S. Grant from Galena, Illinois? I recall that the surrender of Vicksburg - Grant's first victory - was delayed because Grant owed money to the Confederate commander there for the time Grant was lent $$$ to travel back to Galena to see his family, and yet when the reb commander asked for certain considerations in light of this personal debt, Grant refused. Posted by: rhomboid at November 25, 2015 08:41 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 25, 2015 08:41 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 25, 2015 08:42 PM (Kucy5) 292
Theodore Roosevelt thoroughly screwed over President Taft and opened the door for the awful and racist DEMOCRAT Wilson to win and run amok for 8 years. Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 08:42 PM (S2LZH) 293
that is, for Grant to travel from The Presidio in San Francisco, where he and the future Confederate commander were then stationed, back to Galena IL
Posted by: rhomboid at November 25, 2015 08:42 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 08:42 PM (0NdlF) 295
I think he came within 60-ish electoral votes of gaining a third term.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 25, 2015 08:34 PM (dFi94) I was going to look up all the electoral margins, but now I just want to say Wikipedia has, on this subject, the worst chart ever invented about *anything*. It's in an irrational order (for the subject) and lists everything *but* the margins. It lists a mathematicalized margin and a percentage, from which you can *derive* basically the only thing that matters about the chart. Man, the world makes me tired sometimes. It's like watching someone trying to kiss a rattlesnake, only with math. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 25, 2015 08:43 PM (bLnSU) 296
heh, you have no idea how many Priuses you see on the road with "Bernie 2016" or "Feel the Bern" stickers around here Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 08:44 PM (S2LZH) 297
Speaking of Ulysses S Grant, the place I mentioned visiting a couple of weekends ago, was Galena Illinois, and the hometown of US Grant. If you are ever in the area, Galena is a stunningly beautiful town with many homes from the Civil War. Grant's home is there, and available for tours. There is also a wonderful museum with so many interesting artifacts from the Civil War. We went to Grant's family business, which was a tannery. Today it is a shop that sells socks. Doesn't seem right somehow. Anyway - breathtaking scenery and wonderful restaurants with a side helping of American history. And they sell great wine
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 25, 2015 08:45 PM (dFi94) 298
WooHooo! I am going to check that out, right after I
sneak mom's credit card out of her purse during Thanksgiving dinner. Thanks !! Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 25, 2015 08:33 PM (dFi94) that's the Thanksgiving spirit! Posted by: chemjeff at November 25, 2015 08:45 PM (uZNvH) 299
>>heh, you have no idea how many Priuses you see on the road with "Bernie 2016" or "Feel the Bern" stickers around here
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo Around here its the 15 year old car turning into the section 8 apartment complex. Posted by: Aviator at November 25, 2015 08:45 PM (c7vUv) Posted by: Joe Biden at November 25, 2015 08:47 PM (YQ7o1) 301
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 25, 2015 08:43 PM (bLnSU)
============================================= I bought a couple of biographies of Grant when we were in his hometown, but I confess I haven't read them yet. And there's so much information in the museum, it's too much to remember it all. Plus I was slightly tipsy. So lots of memory holes. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 25, 2015 08:47 PM (dFi94) 302
heh, you have no idea how many Priuses you see on the road with "Bernie 2016" or "Feel the Bern" stickers around here
I saw a Mercedes with one. Yeah, I'm thinking that guy won't have so much fun if he actually gets the socialist. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 08:47 PM (0NdlF) 303
One interesting fact I learned from Grant's museum - nine Union generals came from his hometown. Nine. Seems slightly disproportionate for a fairly small town.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 25, 2015 08:48 PM (dFi94) Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 08:50 PM (0NdlF) 305
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heh, you have no idea how many Priuses you see on the road with "Bernie 2016" or "Feel the Bern" stickers around here Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 08:44 PM (S2LZH) Heh. This morning I saw a car (it wasn't a Prius) with not one but two "www.infowars.com" stickers, as well as a "9/11 Was An Inside Job" sticker. I guess the driver wants there to be no mistaking what a nutbag he is. Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2015 08:50 PM (sdi6R) 306
One interesting fact I learned from Grant's museum - nine Union generals came from his hometown. Nine. Seems slightly disproportionate for a fairly small town.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 25, 2015 08:48 PM (dFi94) And I would like to add at this point that there is *no* nepotism in the American Army. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than I would like to admit... (cribbed from Monty Python) Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 25, 2015 08:50 PM (bLnSU) 307
grammie, wasn't Ulysses S. Grant from Galena, Illinois?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 25, 2015 08:41 PM (QDnY+) ============================================== Yep. We went to the Methodist church where he and his family attended. They had their own personal pew, with a plaque that marks it. I think maybe it was not uncommon for that era. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 25, 2015 08:52 PM (dFi94) 308
Heh. This morning I saw a car (it wasn't a Prius) with not one but two "www.infowars.com" stickers, as well as a "9/11 Was An Inside Job" sticker. I guess the driver wants there to be no mistaking what a nutbag he is.
Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2015 08:50 PM (sdi6R) I want to get a bumper sticker that says "Inforwars is part of the Government's Disinformation Establishment! Wake up!" Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 25, 2015 08:52 PM (bLnSU) 309
Son, DIL and grandson were going to go spend Thanksgiving in Tennessee visiting dear friends that they grew up with, but never get to spend time with, cause when the friends come home to our neck of the woods they have so many family obligations that there's little time for friends. Okay, hubby and I are good with that. Son lives a half mile away and we see them several time a week. Go enjoy a chance to be with your buds. Then things change. Son gets opportunity to do 3 months out of state at a rate of pay that is pretty much un-pass-up-able. Has to leave Friday. Tennesee trip gets bumped back, Now I have to cook turkey dinner plus hubby and I don't get to have the fun of telling him when he phones us on Thanksgiving and asking about what we're doing, saying, "Well we had some cold pizza from last night for lunch, I guess we'll just go get some White Castle's later." Wimper, snivel.
I was really looking forward to a day off. (And I do mean a DAY off, 'cause my job requires attendance on Friday.) Oh well. I will be thankful they are here with us and safe. AND!...Son told me and his father to please not die while he is away. Ok, will try our best. Posted by: cfomahm at November 25, 2015 08:52 PM (RfzVr) 310
302 heh, you have no idea how many Priuses you see on the road with "Bernie 2016" or "Feel the Bern" stickers around here
I saw a Mercedes with one. Yeah, I'm thinking that guy won't have so much fun if he actually gets the socialist. Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 08:47 PM (0NdlF) He will if he has the right political connections. Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2015 08:52 PM (sdi6R) 311
So what is the fig tree doing?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 25, 2015 08:50 PM (0NdlF) ==================================================== The leaves are starting to turn. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at November 25, 2015 08:52 PM (dFi94) Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 25, 2015 08:53 PM (S2LZH) 313
Son told me and his father to please not die while he is away. Ok, will try our best.
sound advice Posted by: chemjeff at November 25, 2015 08:54 PM (uZNvH) 314
"They had their own personal pew, with a plaque that marks it. I think maybe it was not uncommon for that era."
It seems I've heard of that or pew "saving" before. Back in the day when hitting the church on Sunday was a much bigger social "seen and be seen" event. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2015 08:57 PM (f5iNW) 315
>>>Theodore Roosevelt thoroughly screwed over President Taft
Well, to be accurate, with those cheeks of his, I never got within striking distance of the starfish, IYKWIM. Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt at November 25, 2015 08:57 PM (YQ7o1) 316
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 25, 2015 07:28 PM (FsuaD) Holy cats, Jane, I don't know how you keep from slapping these people. I can't believe how rude they are. That's why I asked if they're Southern - even lib Southerners I've known had good manners and would not have dreamt of insulting the food offered by their hostess. I used to work with a woman from NC. She was a D (I have to say, I liked her anyway) and once when another coworker, a guy from Philly walked through a swinging door in front of us and left it swing back and nearly hit us instead of holding the door open, she lit into him. "Were you born in a barn? What's wrong with you?" The Jersey guy looked both puzzled and embarrassed: "Wut did I do?" Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 25, 2015 09:03 PM (P8951) 317
Soothsayer:
IIRC For about 15 minutes the 2nd to last night of the convention, Reagan had agreed to have Ford run as his VP. Probably BS, I was watching on CBS. Posted by: Sanfranpsycho at November 25, 2015 09:14 PM (afaIk) 318
Hi, Donna
Just for the record there are plenty of polite people from NJ. Some of u have had a D after our name since the time were turned 18 which was a very looooooooong time ago. We just keep the D so that we can tell Democrats off when the party calls asking for money and so that we can get the top bunk in the reeducation camps. :^) May you have a wonderful Thanksgiving! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2015 09:15 PM (No/ki) 319
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I used to work with a woman from NC. She was a D (I have to say, I liked her anyway) and once when another coworker, a guy from Philly walked through a swinging door in front of us and left it swing back and nearly hit us instead of holding the door open, she lit into him. "Were you born in a barn? What's wrong with you?" The Jersey guy looked both puzzled and embarrassed: "Wut did I do?" Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at November 25, 2015 09:03 PM (P8951) ??? I keep saying that if New Jersey would annex Philadelphia, Pennsylvania would be a pretty solid Republican state. Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2015 10:02 PM (sdi6R) 320
I haven't had time to check - has Salon published their annual "How can you evil right wing assholes celebrate a holiday in which we killed Indians and raped their land?"
Or is it raping Indians and killing land? It changes every year. Posted by: Hamilton at November 25, 2015 10:03 PM (4djZu) 321
I actually follow AOSin on Youtube. I suspect what hit the rage trigger wasn't that she doesn't like Star Wars or that she's ignorant [of it]. It's that she's a snide, superior twit about it.
Nerds, metalheads, gamers, Republicans...they all are constantly belittled and shit on. It piles up after a while. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 25, 2015 10:06 PM (pWzW/) Posted by: Tom Brady at November 25, 2015 10:22 PM (SpGXB) 323
This Hyde guy is kind of doing Ace's Thanksgiving bit.
Posted by: Purple at November 25, 2015 11:39 PM (k47e3) Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 26, 2015 02:37 AM (t2KH5) 325
I hate that people are just reflexively backing that dumb blonde NRO writer. I saw what she said. She comes off as VERY unlikable and said she's to busy being attractive. I've got news for her, she's really nut that good looking and it's a HUGE turnoff to hear any girl who isn't a Perfect 10 brag about how attractive they are. Not to mention, I'm sure she has tons of interests that others would consider stupid. Like most women i know watch the ridiculous Real Housewives shows. I consider looking Star Wars a Hell of a lot more mature than watching that trash.
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