Football Sunday in America! - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]

Happy Sunday.

Heh. Philly.

Eagles QB Sam Bradford getting mocked during Philadelphia marathon is peak Philly https://t.co/8VJOAcS8eP pic.twitter.com/gPk6TuccJQ
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) November 22, 2015

And this happened.

Tuned in to see Titans vs Jaguars. Instead, they were showing a scrimmage between the Mighty Morphin'Power Rangers. pic.twitter.com/PNZwTR0oyv
— Brit Hume (@brithume) November 20, 2015

Now for the elbows. I think you will be pleased.

Bonus MNF cheergal:

For the gals.

Today's schedules

Enjoy the games, folks.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 12:48 PM

Comments

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1 It not easy being green

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2015 12:47 PM (KSdzX)

2 That's Gronk holding a kitten.

Your argument is invalid.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 12:48 PM (vsbNu)

3 Cute pussy

Posted by: dingbat at November 22, 2015 12:49 PM (ctIp5)

4 3rd?

Posted by: Jeb at November 22, 2015 12:49 PM (xU0ng)

5 5th?

Posted by: Jeb at November 22, 2015 12:49 PM (xU0ng)

6 Just a observation breast size tripled since yesterday

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2015 12:49 PM (KSdzX)

7 Nice thread NDH.

Posted by: tbodie at November 22, 2015 12:50 PM (EUw/L)

8 Oh My God. Who threw up on the Jaguars uniforms?

Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2015 12:51 PM (zt+N6)

9 And by "thread" i mean the 1st cheerleader picture.

Posted by: tbodie at November 22, 2015 12:51 PM (EUw/L)

10 Any of the lasses could have me if they played their cards right.

Posted by: dingbat at November 22, 2015 12:51 PM (ctIp5)

11 Much more voluptuous then yesterday. Guess the terrorists haven't won after all.

Posted by: se pa moron - call it what it is, treason at November 22, 2015 12:52 PM (7v/r5)

12
Here's your quoth of the day:

Notice how obama and the Left aren't using the phrase "common sense" in their argument to accept, willy-nilly, muslim refugees? Because that phrase "common sense" only works on Dumb People some of the time, not all of the time.

They can't even fool the simplistic minds of the Dumb People with something so reckless and foolish as bringing in dangerous muslims, so they resort to "compassion" and a warped sense of Christian principles to appeal to the Dumb. The only ones being taken in by this is Juan Ellis Bush and John Kasick, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 12:52 PM (Sw83N)

13 Oh My God. Who threw up on the Jaguars uniforms?

****

They refer to that color as "gold"

No. No, it is not "gold"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 12:52 PM (PMlgt)

14 1 It not easy being green

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2015 12:47 PM (KSdzX)

Try being baby poop yellow

Posted by: Jacksonville Jaguars at November 22, 2015 12:52 PM (zt+N6)

15 I don't lije men with too many muscles.

Posted by: Janet Weiss at November 22, 2015 12:53 PM (xU0ng)

16 Why is that man going to eat that kitten?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 22, 2015 12:53 PM (YJmuy)

17 Top one.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 12:54 PM (0xLZu)

18 ..so..sharp...

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2015 12:55 PM (MQEz6)

19 I have Dallas (of course)-Miami on FOX and Denver-Chicago on CBS.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 12:56 PM (vsbNu)

20 I'm glad I wasn't the only one thought the uniforms on Thursday night were over the top. Don't like the gold Jag uniforms. Always prefered the black on black.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at November 22, 2015 12:56 PM (mJiwI)

21 Ok, got to reading the rest of the thread *staring at pics 2&3*, is this the week we are supposed to comment on sharp schnazers?

Posted by: tbodie at November 22, 2015 12:58 PM (EUw/L)

22 Thank you, SouthWest Airlines!!!

I am now free to move about the country!

Posted by: free range jihadist at November 22, 2015 12:58 PM (7v/r5)

23 Nice!

I getz to see teh Pats game tonight!

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2015 12:58 PM (MQEz6)

24 Try being baby poop yellow
Posted by: Jacksonville Jaguars at November 22, 2015 12:52 PM (zt+N6)

--I know baby poop, and I never saw that color. More like cat diarrhea yellow.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 12:58 PM (vsbNu)

25 It's gonna be ugly when Gronk spikes that kitty.

Posted by: yeah, I went there at November 22, 2015 12:58 PM (REdlt)

26 They went with those uniform schemes during the Jets Bills game last Thursday too. You know, you want to have both teams in colors, fine. But you don't have to make them ugly looking single color uniforms that look like they're wearing a onesie.

Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2015 12:59 PM (zt+N6)

27 The only ones being taken in by this is Juan Ellis Bush and John Kasick, etc.�Posted by: Soothsayer�
---
Um, I'm not taken in. I'm complicit. I'm not stupid as I look, or talk.

Posted by: Jeb at November 22, 2015 12:59 PM (xU0ng)

28 I don't care how big your fucking arms are, you're not getting that cat muzzle on me without losing lots of body parts.

Posted by: the kitteh Gronk is holding at November 22, 2015 01:00 PM (REdlt)

29 23 Nice!

I getz to see teh Pats game tonight!

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2015 12:58 PM (MQEz6)

So what's tomorrow like?

Pats play on Monday.

Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2015 01:00 PM (zt+N6)

30
No. 3 pic - she looks fun.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 01:01 PM (ODxAs)

31 >>>Nice!

I getz to see teh Pats game tonight!

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2015 12:58 PM (MQEz6)<<<

No you don't. Not unless you got Ace's time machine.

Posted by: Monday Night Football at November 22, 2015 01:02 PM (REdlt)

32 Kitteh looks a bit deflated.

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2015 01:02 PM (MQEz6)

33 Kitteh and puppies.

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2015 01:02 PM (MQEz6)

34 Near misses on the wardrobe malfunctions are not, indeed, wardrobe malfunctions.

Alas.

Loved the Hume comment on the uniforms. Good grief that was a brutal game. I only watched about 10 minutes of it. I cannot imagine the torture endured by the people in the stands.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2015 01:03 PM (Dj0WE)

35 They went with those uniform schemes during the Jets Bills game last Thursday too. You know, you want to have both teams in colors, fine. But you don't have to make them ugly looking single color uniforms that look like they're wearing a onesie.

***

Preview of the Thanksgiving game

http://bit.ly/1N6jbBD

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 01:03 PM (PMlgt)

36 Dude in the pic has no forearm development.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 22, 2015 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

37 It's gonna be one of those days for Philly. Fumble the ball, recover the ball, win the challenge.

Posted by: se pa moron - call it what it is, treason at November 22, 2015 01:04 PM (7v/r5)

38 Soooo... is it permissible in polite company to suggest something that really isn't, is worse than Paris?

As in: "Yeah, what happened in Paris was terrible, but at least they didn't have to sit through that Jags/Titans game."

Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2015 01:04 PM (Dj0WE)

39 That first cheerleader,oh my...

Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2015 01:05 PM (8HTq1)

40
And here I decided against Demarius Thomas in fantasy foooootballll.

anyway Broncs up 7 -0. Osweiller pass td.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 01:05 PM (ODxAs)

41 Bears give up 48 yard TD pass.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:05 PM (vsbNu)

42 >>Any of the lasses could have me if they played their cards right.
Posted by: dingbat

How about me big boy? I'm just like you real Americans.

Posted by: Hillary at November 22, 2015 01:05 PM (c7vUv)

43 Right.

Monday.

Ahem.

Just testing you.

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2015 01:05 PM (MQEz6)

44 Sal Pal and his ESPN statistician came up with the stat that the Eagles have better yardage production when they slow down the interplay

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2015 01:06 PM (KSdzX)

45 Sure, my elbows would look like that too if I did steroids! And I'm allergic to kittens.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 22, 2015 01:07 PM (xodPA)

46 Dude in the pic has no forearm development.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 22, 2015 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

Dude in the pic is Gronk. You might not want to repeat that too loudly, if you're going to be hanging with any of the gals here. They might show you some forearm development.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2015 01:07 PM (Dj0WE)

47 But then again maybe ESPN is wrong

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2015 01:07 PM (KSdzX)

48 Sanchez, nice run.
Next play touchdown.

Posted by: se pa moron - call it what it is, treason at November 22, 2015 01:08 PM (7v/r5)

49 That kitten picture is adorable!!!

But I don't care about pro football so I'm out

Posted by: Lea at November 22, 2015 01:09 PM (vmMMi)

50 Try being baby poop yellow

Posted by: Jacksonville Jaguars at November 22, 2015 12:52 PM (zt+N6)

Yep.

That yellow is very close to "Baby's First Poops" (TM)

when the little niblet's exclusively getting nutrition via Mom's good good breast milk.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2015 01:09 PM (KUa85)

51 46 Dude in the pic has no forearm development.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 22, 2015 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

Dude in the pic is Gronk. You might not want to repeat that too loudly, if you're going to be hanging with any of the gals here. They might show you some forearm development.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2015 01:07 PM (Dj0WE)

--If one's forearms are too "developed," it's difficult to catch balls. (Unless they're deflated, natch.)

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:10 PM (vsbNu)

52 Boobies, football and kittens, what could be better?

Think I will tool around Dallas today in my convertible and take in the sights. Or maybe not.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2015 01:10 PM (ej1L0)

53 Dude in the pic is Gronk. You might not want to repeat that too loudly, if you're going to be hanging with any of the gals here. They might show you some forearm development.

***

I don't find him attractive, but so many here do that.... pic.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 01:11 PM (PMlgt)

54 Grabowski loves da kitties.

Posted by: Menino at November 22, 2015 01:11 PM (vsbNu)

55 Wonder if the rain will affect Romo's shoulder ?

Posted by: tbodie at November 22, 2015 01:11 PM (EUw/L)

56 @42 How about me big boy? I'm just like you real Americans.
Posted by: Hillary

OK.
Any of the lasses could have me Hillary if they played their cards right.

Dingbat reformatted for you. Frankly I don't think these lasses have those cards.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 22, 2015 01:13 PM (xq1UY)

57 Wonder if the rain will affect Romo's shoulder ?

You mean throw less interceptions?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 01:13 PM (ODxAs)

58 Who the hell cropped the elbows out of that second pic!?

Posted by: Garrett at November 22, 2015 01:13 PM (fnLEo)

59

I have stinky games on my tv: Broncos vs Bears and
Panthers vs Redskins.

Yawn.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 01:14 PM (Sw83N)

60 Yo soy gato fiesta.

Posted by: Gronk at November 22, 2015 01:14 PM (vsbNu)

61 Everybody hates Jeb!

Y'all just see the Burger King commercial on the Dallas game.

The loser debater looked just like Jeb!

Hilarious.

and yes, I'd vote for the creepy Burger King King over Jeb!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2015 01:14 PM (KUa85)

62 "Think I will tool around Dallas today in my convertible and take in the sights. "

First chilly day of the year. May not be ragtop weather.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 01:14 PM (0xLZu)

63 Who the hell cropped the elbows out of that second pic!?
They usually do that when they're "enhanced".

Posted by: andycanuck at November 22, 2015 01:15 PM (xodPA)

64 Wonder if the rain will affect Romo's shoulder ?

You mean throw less interceptions?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 01:13 PM (ODxAs)

???!... dude hasn't thrown an INT in 7+ weeks!

Posted by: tbodie at November 22, 2015 01:15 PM (EUw/L)

65 >>If one's forearms are too "developed," it's difficult to catch balls.

Is this why the AoSHQ Fappers have such a robust running game?

Posted by: Garrett at November 22, 2015 01:16 PM (fnLEo)

66
Today is the anniversary of when Lee Harold Osbourne assassinated John F. Nixon.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 01:16 PM (Sw83N)

67 Apparently Kirk Cousins threw a big bomb TD to DeSean Jackson. Maybe the Panthers will be upset?

YOU LIKE THAT!

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:16 PM (vsbNu)

68 No. 3 pic - she looks fun.

***

Girl next door. Drinks beer from the bottle. Played on the HS softball team.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 01:16 PM (PMlgt)

69 No, we shoot from the pocket, Garrett.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 22, 2015 01:17 PM (xodPA)

70
97% of Americans recognize Ronald McDonald, whereas only 26% recognize Jeb.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 22, 2015 01:17 PM (OiFtZ)

71 Top one.....

***

Adorable.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 01:17 PM (PMlgt)

72 6 Just a observation breast size tripled since yesterday

Pros

Posted by: anti-socialist at November 22, 2015 01:18 PM (o9lmn)

73

Can you imagine what "history" will be like in two more generations?

People will be reading about how Brian Dennehy, the greatest actor of all time, started the Viet Nam war against Saddam Obama and the Iraquis.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 01:19 PM (Sw83N)

74 97% of Americans recognize Ronald McDonald, whereas only 26% recognize Jeb.

***

26% recognize Jeb?!!!!

Hell, Jesse Watters interviewed Americans who couldn't identify the US on a world map.

26% is surprising.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 01:19 PM (PMlgt)

75
>>>Grabowski loves da kitties.

Posted by: Menino at November 22, 2015 01:11 PM (vsbNu)<<<

Who? I think that's Gonk.

Posted by: Mayor Mumbles at November 22, 2015 01:20 PM (REdlt)

76
History in 2050: hillary clinton, the first woman ever to vote. And she invented peanut butter.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 01:20 PM (Sw83N)

77 >> Top one.....

Real and Spectacular.

Posted by: Garrett at November 22, 2015 01:20 PM (fnLEo)

78
Looks like the Bears are starting to figure out they should blitz "rookie" QB.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 01:21 PM (ODxAs)

79 Last NASCAR race of the season. * sighs *

Should be a good one, if NASCAR doesn't screw it up with their petty manipulations and sneaky little free shots for their chosen "winner."

And if it doesn't rain. It's in Homestead/Miami, after all.

I fully intend to enjoy my last racing "fix" for the season. Even though it means WAY too many commercials -- repeated endlessly and spiked with stupid NASCAR promos -- and the very worst lead broadcaster I've heard since the reprehensible Ken Squier.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 22, 2015 01:21 PM (dbC6X)

80
I'm still mad as hell for not being selected as linebacker for the Dolphins. I have the speed, dexterity, and knowledge, but a couple of scouts always complain I have weak hands. They can go suck a dick.

Posted by: Serena Williams at November 22, 2015 01:21 PM (OiFtZ)

81 Menino called Gronk both Gonk and Grabowski.

And then there's Vince Wilcock.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:22 PM (vsbNu)

82 "Think I will tool around Dallas today in my convertible and take in the sights. "

First chilly day of the year. May not be ragtop weather.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 01:14 PM (0xLZu)

Speaking of cruising around in a convertible-

a few days ago I saw some old geezer cruising around in-

a 1959 Cadillac convertible.

Top down. Shades on.

I was so-o-o-o-o-o-o jealous.

Fortunately, he didn't have his right arm wrapped around a hawt, busty blonde babe on I might've had to shoot myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2015 01:22 PM (KUa85)

83 'Today is the anniversary of when Lee Harold Osbourne assassinated John F. Nixon."

Close. Not quite, but close.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 01:23 PM (0xLZu)

84 Posted by: Serena Williams at November 22, 2015 01:21 PM (OiFtZ)

Posted by: tbodie at November 22, 2015 01:23 PM (EUw/L)

85 Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:22 PM

I miss ol' Mumbles. But I'm thinking the Honorable Martin J Walsh, who replaced him, must have taken lessons in babbling incoherence in Menino's honor....

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 22, 2015 01:25 PM (dbC6X)

86 Number one just jiggly enuf

Posted by: WTF Dat at November 22, 2015 01:25 PM (HgTBl)

87 Denver's O-line sucks. No wonder Peyton was hurt.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:25 PM (vsbNu)

88
Do you want to know what I think about Paris?

Posted by: Bob Costas at November 22, 2015 01:26 PM (OiFtZ)

89 >>'Today is the anniversary of when Lee Harold Osbourne assassinated John F. Nixon."

Wasn't today the anniversary of when he but the Head off of a Bat?

I don't think he killed Kennedy until a few weeks later, when the rabies set in.

Posted by: Garrett at November 22, 2015 01:26 PM (fnLEo)

90
I'm not really into football, but I can bake a mean pineapple upside down cake.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey Grahamnesty at November 22, 2015 01:27 PM (OiFtZ)

91

Damn rabies!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 01:28 PM (Sw83N)

92
>>>Menino called Gronk both Gonk and Grabowski.

And then there's Vince Wilcock.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:22 PM (vsbNu)<<<

I also remember the ionic moment when Varitek split to win Brady's first Super Bowl.

Posted by: Mayor Mumbles at November 22, 2015 01:28 PM (REdlt)

93 'Today is the anniversary of when Lee Harold Osbourne assassinated John F. Nixon."

Wasn't Lee Harold Osbourne the Green Goblin?

Why couldn't Spiderman stop him!!!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Lazy web slinging fuck.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2015 01:28 PM (KUa85)

94 @82 A hawt busty blonde babe was standard equipment when those were new.
Trouble is, she's 74 years old now. Probably left him for a younger Cad.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 22, 2015 01:29 PM (xq1UY)

95 Do you want to know what I think about Paris?
Posted by: Bob Costas at November 22, 2015 01:26 PM (OiFtZ)

Absolutely!

You're wisdom and insight has been a guiding light in my life.

Said no one. Ever.

Posted by: tbodie at November 22, 2015 01:29 PM (EUw/L)

96 (what the hell happened)

*split the uprights

Posted by: Mayor Mumbles at November 22, 2015 01:29 PM (REdlt)

97 I'm not really into football, but I can bake a mean pineapple upside down cake.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey Grahamnesty at November 22, 2015 01:27 PM (OiFtZ)

I'd like to see you try, Cakeboy.

Posted by: Mean Pineapple at November 22, 2015 01:30 PM (KUa85)

98 Mumbles Menino:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9KkdG2R_7k

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:30 PM (vsbNu)

99 Board slow as Hell for anybody else?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 01:30 PM (0xLZu)

100 >>>Mumbles Menino:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9KkdG2R_7k

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:30 PM (vsbNu)<<<

Thank woo.

Posted by: Mayor Mumbles at November 22, 2015 01:32 PM (REdlt)

101 68 No. 3 pic - she looks fun.

***

Girl next door. Drinks beer from the bottle. Played on the HS softball team.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 01:16 PM (PMlgt)

Damn guess she's had sex with more women than me then.

Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2015 01:32 PM (zt+N6)

102 Barnburner between the Raiders and Lions.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:32 PM (vsbNu)

103 Fuck you in particular Miss Lindsey, and your upside down pineapple.

Posted by: Palmetto Primary at November 22, 2015 01:32 PM (RLQdU)

104 No. No, it is not "gold"
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 12:52 PM (PMlgt)

Harvest gold?
Kansas?
pale meconium?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2015 01:32 PM (q2o38)

105 Board slow as Hell for anybody else?

Yes. With random reloads.

Posted by: tbodie at November 22, 2015 01:33 PM (EUw/L)

106 And the Dreadskins continue to keep up with the Panthers. I smell upset.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:34 PM (vsbNu)

107 @104 "Colorado EPA."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 22, 2015 01:34 PM (xq1UY)

108
Miami Interception - Dez and Romo not hooked up!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 22, 2015 01:34 PM (OiFtZ)

109 >>Board slow as Hell for anybody else?

Beats Weaselzippers. Barely.

Though, I've won a hundred iPhones going over there in the past 10 days...

Posted by: Garrett at November 22, 2015 01:34 PM (fnLEo)

110 Still no score Dallas v Dolphins. I guess maybe the loss of Romo wasn't their only problem.

Posted by: se pa moron - call it what it is, treason at November 22, 2015 01:35 PM (7v/r5)

111
Devonta Freeman out with a concussion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 01:35 PM (ODxAs)

112 Already this week in one day we had a cock thread and a poop thread, and today we're treated to Jacksonville's shitstain uniforms.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:36 PM (vsbNu)

113
Justin Forsett out with broken arm.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 01:38 PM (ODxAs)

114 Still no score Dallas v Dolphins. I guess maybe the loss of Romo wasn't their only problem.
Posted by: se pa moron - call it what it is, treason at November 22, 2015 01:35 PM (7v/r5)

Word.

*defense*

Posted by: B. Weeden at November 22, 2015 01:39 PM (EUw/L)

115 You people do know there is a Hockey Game on, right?

Posted by: Garrett at November 22, 2015 01:40 PM (fnLEo)

116
BREAKING: A Brussels hotel has been put under lockdown by Belgian soldiers no one is allowed to leave.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 22, 2015 01:40 PM (iQIUe)

117 " I guess maybe the loss of Romo wasn't their only problem."

Hardy's been a jackass and produced little for all the trouble. Still trying to replace Murray in the running game. O line should be better that it has at times. Defense getting few takeaways.

Plenty of trouble to go around.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 01:40 PM (0xLZu)

118 115 You people do know there is a Hockey Game on, right?
Posted by: Garrett at November 22, 2015 01:40 PM (fnLEo)

--If it's on NBC SN, I can't watch it.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:41 PM (vsbNu)

119 116
BREAKING: A Brussels hotel has been put under lockdown by Belgian soldiers no one is allowed to leave.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 22, 2015 01:40 PM (iQIUe)

Must be some shifty Mennonites in the area.

Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2015 01:41 PM (zt+N6)

120 >>112 Already this week in one day we had a cock thread and a poop thread, and today we're treated to Jacksonville's shitstain uniforms.

You forgot me!

Posted by: Jack Shack at November 22, 2015 01:41 PM (fnLEo)

121 Just as soon as I mention it...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 01:42 PM (0xLZu)

122 Woo-hoo!

Dallas pick and TD!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2015 01:42 PM (KUa85)

123 As if on cue, Dallas gets a pick-6 off Tannehill.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:43 PM (vsbNu)

124 (upon having a Rolando McClain sighting)

**clapping**

There we go. There we go. I knew we could do it.

**still clapping**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, soul crushing ginger at November 22, 2015 01:44 PM (REdlt)

125
low scoring games today.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 01:44 PM (ODxAs)

126 She does have slender forearms. That's her only good feature. That be one ugly cheerleader.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 22, 2015 01:45 PM (xU0ng)

127
Just a helpful reminder:

When you smoke a delicious rib roast on the barby-

the next day you get to have delicious smoked rib roast sandwiches

to go with your watching-football-beer.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2015 01:45 PM (KUa85)

128
BREAKING: A Brussels hotel has been put under lockdown by Belgian soldiers no one is allowed to leave.

Belgium Strong!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 01:45 PM (Sw83N)

129 Dallas may be the only team that wants to win the NFC East.
Philadelphia eagles down by 7.

Posted by: se pa moron - call it what it is, treason at November 22, 2015 01:46 PM (7v/r5)

130
That's her only good feature.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner

Her best feature is she doesn't have a shriveled up little cock!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 22, 2015 01:46 PM (OiFtZ)

131 High quality elbows today!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 22, 2015 01:47 PM (kpqmD)

132 BREAKING: A Brussels hotel has been put under lockdown by Belgian soldiers no one is allowed to leave.

Brussels Sprouts Terrorists?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2015 01:47 PM (KUa85)

133 Wouldn't surprise me.

Brussel sprouts are evil.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 01:48 PM (zyIlW)

134 Nice work on the elbows, NDH, you have a good eye for the ladyparts.... something you're not tellin' us?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2015 01:48 PM (GrXXa)

135 Just a observation breast size tripled since yesterday

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2015 12:49 PM (KSdzX)

---

When the whos in Whoville called me xie and xyr, I was so touched that my breasts grew three sizes that day.

Posted by: the Caitlyn who stole Christmas at November 22, 2015 01:49 PM (xU0ng)

136
Brussel sprouts and spinach both taste like dirt.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 01:50 PM (Sw83N)

137 Jets of course tied 3-3, cause the Jets gotta Jets

Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2015 01:50 PM (GrXXa)

138 >>>Brussels Sprouts Terrorists?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2015 01:47 PM (KUa85)<<<

They're gassing the place?

Posted by: Cabbage Liberation Front at November 22, 2015 01:51 PM (REdlt)

139 >>BREAKING: A Brussels hotel has been put under lockdown by Belgian soldiers no one is allowed to leave.

Also, Interpol has cancelled the free Continental Breakfast and shut down the Waffle Bar.

Posted by: Jack Shack at November 22, 2015 01:51 PM (fnLEo)

140
That Houston D has been pretty good the last few weeks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 01:51 PM (ODxAs)

141 Nice work on the elbows, NDH, you have a good eye for the ladyparts.... something you're not tellin' us?

***

Any woman who tells you she doesn't like looking at pretty gals is a liar.

Pretty is pretty.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 01:52 PM (PMlgt)

142 Yoghurt Yurt sockOFF

Posted by: Garrett at November 22, 2015 01:52 PM (fnLEo)

143
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving will be shown this Tuesday night at 8pm on ABC.

Watch as Charlie Brown assassinates John F. Nixon and frames Snoopy for it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 01:53 PM (Sw83N)

144 I had a thought in the shower yesterday (no, it wasn't that. I didn't have time for that). "I wonder" thought I, "if anybody's made an app that tracks weather forecasts along designated road-trip routes."

Well, seems the NWS has just that app in prototype, and you can try it out here:

http://preview.weather.gov/edd/

It looks pretty sophisticated, and it will even save your begn/end and waypoints. I'm using it to keep an eye on the weather for a trip my mother is making to our house from New Mexico next month. She's mostly concerned about Flagstaff, Arizona, which must hold some sort of world record for complete and utter ignorance of what to do with that weird white stuff falling from the sky.

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at November 22, 2015 01:54 PM (wKcQA)

145
That was the best kickoff I have ever seen. (Den - Chi game)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 01:56 PM (ODxAs)

146 Brussels Sprouts Terrorists?

Posted by: naturalfake
---
This is the frustrating thing about Belgium. They elect slimy leaders like ours, who put them at risk.

When the danger becomes imminent, then instead of reacting in anger about what was done to them, and demanding steps to solve the problem, they cower passively, stupidly 'in place' and rely in faith upon the same idiots who caused the problem in the first place to save them. feh. Darwinism at work.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 22, 2015 01:56 PM (xU0ng)

147
I've been a team player for the 49ers, but I was benched for a no-name to take my job.

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at November 22, 2015 01:58 PM (OiFtZ)

148
Belgian PM Charles Michel orders closure of schools as Brussels remains on alert for imminent terrorist attack

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 22, 2015 01:58 PM (iQIUe)

149 This is the frustrating thing about Belgium. They elect slimy leaders like ours, who put them at risk.

When the danger becomes imminent, then instead of reacting in anger about what was done to them, and demanding steps to solve the problem, they cower passively, stupidly 'in place' and rely in faith upon the same idiots who caused the problem in the first place to save them. feh. Darwinism at work.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 22, 2015 01:56 PM (xU0ng)

--Maybe some of the Belgian leaders shrug and think, "Fuck it, our terrorists don't care about our puny country. They're off to France, Germany or Holland anyway."

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 01:59 PM (vsbNu)

150 Brussel sprouts and spinach both taste like�dirt.�Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 01:50 PM

I'm gonna take your word for the dirt part. Vegetables need butter. Or cheese. Maybe both.

Anything else is cruel and unusual punishment.

Posted by: se pa moron - call it what it is, treason at November 22, 2015 01:59 PM (7v/r5)

151 "(no, it wasn't that. I didn't have time for that)"

Uh-huh.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 02:00 PM (0xLZu)

152
I think Kaepernick has mental problems. seriously, he doesn't seem right in the head.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 02:00 PM (ODxAs)

153 >>>She's mostly concerned about Flagstaff, Arizona, which must hold some sort of world record for complete and utter ignorance of what to do with that weird white stuff falling from the sky.

Even when they close the Interstate, you can find your way onto the highway and white knuckle it for 50 miles in almost any direction and get out of it. I have driven through some crazy storms in that area, over the years.

Posted by: Garrett at November 22, 2015 02:00 PM (fnLEo)

154 The girl with the sign? Would hit.

Posted by: rickl at November 22, 2015 02:01 PM (sdi6R)

155 My gawd the eagles defense suks today. Offence too.

Posted by: se pa moron - call it what it is, treason at November 22, 2015 02:01 PM (7v/r5)

156 The Radisson Hotel in Brussels has had their doors blocked by a trolley car and guests are trapped inside, presumably for their own protection.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 02:02 PM (PMlgt)

157 I can't eat enough Spinach. Seriously love the stuff.

Posted by: Garrett at November 22, 2015 02:02 PM (fnLEo)

158 The girl with the sign? Would hit.

****

She's cute and she watches football.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 02:03 PM (PMlgt)

159 "The girl with the sign? Would hit."

Well, yeah, okay. Setting the sights pretty low.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 02:03 PM (0xLZu)

160 156 The Radisson Hotel in Brussels has had their doors blocked by a trolley car and guests are trapped inside, presumably for their own protection.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 02:02 PM (PMlgt)

--Wasn't the hotel hit in Mali also a Radisson?

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 02:04 PM (vsbNu)

161 Brussel sprouts and spinach both taste like�dirt.
Posted by: Soothsayer
---
Hey, jerkwad, YOU CARE TO SAY THAT TO ME FACESK???

Posted by: Popeye the Sailor at November 22, 2015 02:04 PM (xU0ng)

162
Belgian PM Charles Michel orders closure of schools as Brussels remains on alert for imminent terrorist attack

Quick, let's compassionately import more muslims!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 02:04 PM (Sw83N)

163 --Wasn't the hotel hit in Mali also a Radisson?

***

yup

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2015 02:05 PM (PMlgt)

164 My brother started the Lions defense for his fantasy team, and he may end up looking bloody genius for it.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 02:05 PM (vsbNu)

165
I like spinach too. A little salt, a little ~~buttah~~ coconit oil...

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 02:05 PM (Sw83N)

166 >>154 The girl with the sign? Would hit.

+1

Posted by: Sam Bradford at November 22, 2015 02:06 PM (fnLEo)

167
I like all veggies except for peppers and onions.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2015 02:06 PM (Sw83N)

168 Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 02:04 PM (vsbNu)

That's what Weasel Zippers says.

N.B. my tablet now knows "Zippers" is the correct word to suggest after "Weasel".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 22, 2015 02:06 PM (GDulk)

169 Brussel sprouts and spinach both taste like�dirt.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Seriouskly, spinach, brussel sproutsk and broccoli rabe are bitter, but that is a pleasant taste to a lot of people, including me. Nothing tastier than sauteed broccoli rabe with garlic.

Posted by: Popeye the Sailor at November 22, 2015 02:07 PM (xU0ng)

170 159 "The girl with the sign? Would hit."

Well, yeah, okay. Setting the sights pretty low.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 02:03 PM (0xLZu)

Hm. I just noticed that there were cheerleaders in the thread.

I like the girl with the sign better.

Posted by: rickl at November 22, 2015 02:08 PM (sdi6R)

171
Remember Virna Lisi? She died. But about a year ago. No one told me. She was married to the same guy for 53 years. But those italians have pretty open marriages...

Anyway, she was very hot. Even in her 70s she's damn good looking.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virna_Lisi

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 22, 2015 02:08 PM (iQIUe)

172 >>> Radisson Hotel in Brussels has had their doors blocked by a trolley car and guests are trapped inside

'Bring some rope, I said. You'll want some if you haven't got it, I said...'

Posted by: Sam Gamgee at November 22, 2015 02:09 PM (fnLEo)

173 That's the 2nd pic at least of that 49ers cheerleader. Man is she scrumptious.

Come on Raiders, my son busted his ass at work to be able to go watch you win. Don't let him down.

Posted by: Blano at November 22, 2015 02:11 PM (iKG5d)

174 >>>The girl with the sign? Would hit.

Posted by: rickl at November 22, 2015 02:01 PM (sdi6R)<<<

I'd try to hit it.

Posted by: ~~Jay Cutler~~ Peyton Manning at November 22, 2015 02:11 PM (REdlt)

175 Use the service exit!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 22, 2015 02:12 PM (iQIUe)

176 Worldwide war on Radisson?
HQ is in Mnpls, a US centre of "radical jihad."
In Minnetonka, actually. Looking for a connection, here.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 22, 2015 02:13 PM (xq1UY)

177 The old Raiders are back!!!

Can't score.
Can't defend.

We missed you guys!

Posted by: Raider Nation at November 22, 2015 02:14 PM (zyIlW)

178 Brussels hotels don't have back doors?

Posted by: Blano at November 22, 2015 02:14 PM (C3E0x)

179
The exhaust port is open.

Posted by: Darth Vader at November 22, 2015 02:14 PM (ODxAs)

180 From what I can tell, the action is outside and they dont want people walking into the middle of it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 22, 2015 02:15 PM (iQIUe)

181 "I like all veggies except for peppers and onions."

Dude, those are the best ones.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 02:15 PM (0xLZu)

182 Guess I'll check out wtf is going on in Brussels.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:16 PM (zyIlW)

183 177 The old Raiders are back!!!

Can't score.
Can't defend.

We missed you guys!
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 22, 2015 02:14 PM (zyIlW)

So did we.

Posted by: Detroit Lions at November 22, 2015 02:17 PM (vsbNu)

184 >>"I like all veggies except for peppers and onions."

Thanks. I like you, too.

Posted by: Zombie Terri Schiavo at November 22, 2015 02:18 PM (fnLEo)

185 JDR summoning his inner Chucky. Afraid to just let loose, he'll artificially make a game close with his tight sphincter.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:18 PM (zyIlW)

186 I fucking love those eagle cams.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 02:19 PM (vsbNu)

187 **clapping**

All right. All right. Way to go, Tony. See, I'm a good coach again.

**still clapping... clapping away**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, soul crushing ginger at November 22, 2015 02:20 PM (REdlt)

188 Gronk deflates footballs when he spikes them. Pussy cats love Gronk.

Posted by: nannyhag at November 22, 2015 02:20 PM (Queum)

189 As a Notre Dame man, I have no standing to mock other uniforms after the awfulness of yesterday.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 22, 2015 02:21 PM (yxw0r)

190 After 2 loses in a row you would think there would be the slightest sense of urgency... I see nothing. No way the D continues to hold in the 2nd half. Lions will adjust and gash them. Raiders will do the same stupid shit on O.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:23 PM (zyIlW)

191 Go Carolina! Defeat those racists!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 22, 2015 02:23 PM (xU0ng)

192 **clapping**

We just let them get back into this before the half. It's ok. It's ok.

**clapping, clapping... forever clapping**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, soul crushing ginger at November 22, 2015 02:25 PM (REdlt)

193 Stupifying short kick by Dallas.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 02:25 PM (0xLZu)

194 Her cups runneth over!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2015 02:26 PM (VAVIJ)

195 Thanks. I like you, too.

Posted by: Zombie Terri Schiavo
---
Ditto.

Posted by: Zombie Christopher Reeves at November 22, 2015 02:27 PM (xU0ng)

196 Uh-huh.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 02:00 PM (0xLZu)

I am innocent of all charges, and now assert my Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination. Which I couldn't do, anyway, since I, you know, didn't do anything incriminating.

Serious you guys.

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at November 22, 2015 02:27 PM (wKcQA)

197 I may be a soul-crushing ginger, but I'm also an Ivy League soul-crushing ginger!

Posted by: Jason Garrett, Ivy League ginger at November 22, 2015 02:28 PM (vsbNu)

198 >>>I like all veggies except for peppers and onions.<<<

Go get yer shinebox.

Posted by: Italicans everywhere at November 22, 2015 02:29 PM (REdlt)

199 Knock, knock...

Posted by: Emerson at November 22, 2015 02:29 PM (wKcQA)

200 Jameis Winston with 4 passing TDs already.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 02:29 PM (vsbNu)

201 I prefer JJWatt.

And the cup running over? The top one, real. Middle one, fake. Bottom, who knows

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at November 22, 2015 02:30 PM (cKfTg)

202 What Gronk needs is mandible and forehead reductipn, rhinoplasty, and a liplift. Even then I'm not too optimistic.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 22, 2015 02:30 PM (xU0ng)

203 I like it that Brock O. is doing well for the Broncs.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 02:31 PM (0xLZu)

204 4 straight quarters without a score. :paperbag:

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:31 PM (zyIlW)

205 >>>I may be a soul-crushing ginger, but I'm also an Ivy League soul-crushing ginger!

Posted by: Jason Garrett, Ivy League ginger at November 22, 2015 02:28 PM (vsbNu)<<<

Meh. My only accomplishment was beating Green Bay one Thanksgiving.

But it's ok. Jerry will never fire me.
**clapping**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, soul crushing ginger at November 22, 2015 02:32 PM (REdlt)

206 Just look at JJ watts arms.

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at November 22, 2015 02:33 PM (cKfTg)

207 As has often been said, if I can touch them, they're real.

Posted by: Blano at November 22, 2015 02:33 PM (C3E0x)

208 After a huge pass play we run the ball twice why???

Fuckfuckfuck.

Good thing I have a case of Corona.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:34 PM (zyIlW)

209 4 straight quarters without a score. :paperbag:
Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:31 PM (zyIlW)

--For real. You almost have to *try* to lose to the Lions.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 02:34 PM (vsbNu)

210 "if I can touch them, they're real."

Word.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 02:35 PM (0xLZu)

211 logprof,

I know, right?

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:35 PM (zyIlW)

212 That's one heck of a blob of fat on her chest. I wonder if she likes pancakes?

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 22, 2015 02:35 PM (k9qR4)

213 What. All these girls are thin. Fit.

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at November 22, 2015 02:36 PM (cKfTg)

214 I still haven't forgotten that the Lions mascot Roary took out Jamaal Charles for the season 4 years ago.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 02:37 PM (vsbNu)

215 Why are we running from the shotgun on the 1 yard line?

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:37 PM (zyIlW)

216 There's something off Bout that last cheerleader pic. East German contestant perhaps?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 22, 2015 02:37 PM (uNME8)

217 Oh goody, Hudson's down again.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:38 PM (zyIlW)

218 She has the best face. You crazy

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at November 22, 2015 02:39 PM (cKfTg)

219 On the bright side, my son is sitting smack dab in the middle of Raider Nation at the Lions game, so he's pretty happy.

Posted by: Blano at November 22, 2015 02:39 PM (iKG5d)

220 "There's something off Bout that last cheerleader pic. East German contestant perhaps?"

Man, nothing gets by you. You caught us.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 02:40 PM (0xLZu)

221 Oakland finally on the board.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 02:40 PM (vsbNu)

222 About fucking time.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:40 PM (zyIlW)

223 well, at least I'm providing comedy relief to my neighbors, so there's that.

My daughter just asked me if the cops ever come by to ask me to hold the noise down.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:42 PM (zyIlW)

224 At least we can take comfort in the fact that if there were a football game between the Republican and Democrat presidential candidates, the Republicans would win.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 22, 2015 02:42 PM (xU0ng)

225 What do you know, power run play at the goal line works?

SHOCKING

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:43 PM (zyIlW)

226 My daughter's BF is here also, who just so happens to be a Lion's fan...

This may turn ugly.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:44 PM (zyIlW)

227 Jets about to tie it up.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 22, 2015 02:44 PM (xU0ng)

228 Goddam...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 02:45 PM (0xLZu)

229 226 My daughter's BF is here also, who just so happens to be a Lion's fan...

This may turn ugly.
Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:44 PM (zyIlW)

--A Lions fan? Go easy on the poor guy.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 02:47 PM (vsbNu)

230 Papa John's JJ Watt ad is kinda funny.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 02:47 PM (0xLZu)

231 **clapping**

Another pick. Looks like old, old Tony is back. But it's ok. It's ok.

**clap on, clap off, clap on, clap off, the clapper**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, soul crushing ginger at November 22, 2015 02:48 PM (REdlt)

232 Another Bears RB down.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 02:49 PM (vsbNu)

233 Aaaaaaaand there's our mandatory Cutler interception.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 02:50 PM (vsbNu)

234 logprof,

I promise not to chuck him off the lanai if they win.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:51 PM (zyIlW)

235 Washington Racists getting decimated. My people are avenged for the smallpox.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 22, 2015 02:54 PM (xU0ng)

236 Crap. Of course I miss yet another gun thread.

Cards vs. Bengals. Have to go with Bengals.
Cards don't seem able to beat the really good teams.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 22, 2015 02:54 PM (hVdx9)

237 Oh, first cheerleader are real. Second fake. Third, not enough data to decide.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 22, 2015 02:55 PM (hVdx9)

238 235 Washington Racists getting decimated. My people are avenged for the smallpox.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 22, 2015 02:54 PM (xU0ng)

--Is your company enjoying the prairie crab dip?

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 02:55 PM (vsbNu)

239 The sad thing is after the pre season and everyone on the sports talk radio programs were giving their predictions for the up coming season most were in the 11 - 5 or 10 - 6. Some thought even 12 - 4, but no one thought 7 - 9 yet alone 6 - 10.

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2015 02:57 PM (KSdzX)

240 " Crap. Of course I miss yet another gun thread. "

It was pretty short and the board is being a beyotch today.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 02:58 PM (0xLZu)

241 Raiders take the lead.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 02:59 PM (vsbNu)

242 Way to go, Seabass.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 02:59 PM (zyIlW)

243 Never, Ever imply you would not hurt the boyfriend.

Worked like a charm for me. 7 years later, I still scare him.

Posted by: Blano at November 22, 2015 02:59 PM (iKG5d)

244 Another touchdown for the Texans. I don't want to be de-feeted.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at November 22, 2015 02:59 PM (xU0ng)

245 Well off to work, on my birthday no less. back later.

Posted by: Blano at November 22, 2015 03:01 PM (C3E0x)

246 Well you are in Buffalo about to get killed by the Patriots, so Rex, relax

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at November 22, 2015 03:01 PM (cKfTg)

247 I actually like the kid.

Would hate for anything to happen to him....

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:01 PM (zyIlW)

248 Happy B-Day Blano!

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:02 PM (zyIlW)

249 Happy birthday Blano

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at November 22, 2015 03:02 PM (cKfTg)

250 >>>Another touchdown for the Texans. I don't want to be de-feeted.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at November 22, 2015 02:59 PM (xU0ng)<<<

You'll get crushed under our heels tomorrow night, Rex.

Posted by: Teh Hoodie at November 22, 2015 03:03 PM (REdlt)

251 Happy B'Day, Blano.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 03:03 PM (0xLZu)

252 COOPER IS NOT A FUCKING PUNT RETURNER!

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:04 PM (zyIlW)

253 Todays' game brought to you by Guldens and Charmin.

Posted by: Corona at November 22, 2015 03:04 PM (ragzU)

254 TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at November 22, 2015 03:04 PM (fnLEo)

255 **clapping**

All right. All right. We're tied. Nothing to worry about.

**clap, clap, clappity, clap**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, soul crushing ginger at November 22, 2015 03:06 PM (REdlt)

256 Happy cake day Blano!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 22, 2015 03:06 PM (+bVzV)

257 HBD Blano! I'm not drinking but I'll hoist some water for you.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 03:07 PM (vsbNu)

258 �Oh, first cheerleader are real. Second fake. Third, not enough data to decide.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
---
Ok, just dawned on me, you're talking breasts, not elbows.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 22, 2015 03:07 PM (xU0ng)

259
It was pretty short and the board is being a beyotch today.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****

That helps a bit. Thanks.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 22, 2015 03:08 PM (hVdx9)

260 Birds game is turning into a train wreck

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2015 03:09 PM (KSdzX)

261 Thank God Seabass' leg is still good.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:10 PM (zyIlW)

262 "I'm not drinking but I'll hoist some water for you. "

Dude, have a drink. It's good for ya.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 03:10 PM (0xLZu)

263 Happy BD Blano! I will hoist a frosty cold adult beverage in your general direction!

Posted by: Old Blue at November 22, 2015 03:10 PM (9iR5/)

264 Jameis has 5 pass TDs now.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 03:11 PM (vsbNu)

265 56 yard FG...not bad at all.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:11 PM (zyIlW)

266 262 "I'm not drinking but I'll hoist some water for you. "

Dude, have a drink. It's good for ya.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 03:10 PM (0xLZu)

--Gotta dry out today. I'll resume tomorrow.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 03:12 PM (vsbNu)

267 "Gotta dry out today. I'll resume tomorrow."

Roger that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 03:14 PM (0xLZu)

268 That's the problem with getting older. You can still absorb the booze, but the recovery time is longer. . . .

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 03:15 PM (vsbNu)

269 TD Cowbys...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 03:16 PM (0xLZu)

270 TD Donkos

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 03:17 PM (vsbNu)

271 **clapping**

Yes! Touchdown for the lead. I'm a genius again.

**I really need to see my doctor to get something for this clap**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, soul crushing ginger at November 22, 2015 03:17 PM (REdlt)

272 You may resume clapping, Ginger.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 03:18 PM (vsbNu)

273 I want me some glory hole.

Posted by: Jerrah Jones at November 22, 2015 03:18 PM (vsbNu)

274 Of course the defense decides to shit the bed.

Laughable.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:19 PM (zyIlW)

275 Uh oh, Lions re-take the lead. Potential disturbance at Chez SMFH.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 03:20 PM (vsbNu)

276 Damn, Jarvis.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 03:20 PM (0xLZu)

277 Ok, just dawned on me, you're talking breasts, not elbows.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner
****

Of course breasts, what kind of sicko.... Oh, sorry.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 22, 2015 03:20 PM (hVdx9)

278 I'm good, logprof.

*Opens 4th Corona*

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:21 PM (zyIlW)

279
My dad tried out for the Cleveland Browns, but ended up as a mail carrier to provide a stable environment for our family.

Posted by: John Kasich at November 22, 2015 03:22 PM (OiFtZ)

280 Damn, Doug Martin has a 200 yard rushing day.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 03:23 PM (vsbNu)

281 After a sack we run the ball. Fuck you Musgrave.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:25 PM (zyIlW)

282 Raiders don't deserve to win. Shitty play calling, most of the players have decided to phone it in, just shit all around.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:26 PM (zyIlW)

283 The Bears went into hibernation against The Broncos on that last series.

Posted by: nannyhag at November 22, 2015 03:27 PM (Queum)

284 I'm going with we give up 10 more points and don't score again

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:27 PM (zyIlW)

285 282 Raiders don't deserve to win. Shitty play calling, most of the players have decided to phone it in, just shit all around.
Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:26 PM (zyIlW)

--And they're still in the mix for a wild card slot. Hell, just wanting not to lose to the Lions should be motivation enough.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 03:28 PM (vsbNu)

286 You would think.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:28 PM (zyIlW)

287 "*Opens 4th Corona*"

Pfft.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 03:29 PM (0xLZu)

288 Bruce Boehner: At least we can take comfort in the fact that if there were a football game between the Republican and Democrat presidential candidates, the Republicans would ~~win.~~ concede.

FIFY, in case nobody beat me to it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fify sixy sebenty at November 22, 2015 03:29 PM (GHHRC)

289 Don't look now, but the Colts just tied it up with the Falcons.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 03:30 PM (vsbNu)

290
Just like Avis, we're number 2! We're number 2!

Posted by: Congressional Republicans at November 22, 2015 03:31 PM (OiFtZ)

291 Ok. Defense today has outperformed themselves. Now it's up to the offense to show up.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:33 PM (zyIlW)

292 All right, ten points.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 03:33 PM (0xLZu)

293 **clapping**

Ok. Ok. Got the field goal. Up by 10. I am so smart.

**golf clap**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, soul crushing ginger at November 22, 2015 03:33 PM (REdlt)

294 I do believe the Chip Kelly tar and feather contingent will have the weekly meeting tomorrow at the usual location.

Posted by: se pa moron - call it what it is, treason at November 22, 2015 03:34 PM (7v/r5)

295 Cooper officially looking like trash...

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:36 PM (zyIlW)

296 " I do believe the Chip Kelly tar and feather contingent will have the weekly meeting tomorrow at the usual location."

Next head coach at U.T. And a I'm a disconnected T-Sip.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 03:36 PM (0xLZu)

297 Spinach? Okay, a little late on that topic, but how often do I get a hook to hang this 2012 cartoon on?

Strong to the Finich
The cartoon Guru's life recommendations
http://bit.ly/finich

Posted by: mindful webworker - tooning in at November 22, 2015 03:36 PM (GHHRC)

298 Jack Crawford do what Hardy can't.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 03:38 PM (0xLZu)

299 The first cheerleader is definitely organic; the second seems to be enhanced with some kind of chemical, and the third needs to be unwrapped and inspected to make any rational determination. But I am definitely pleased with the selection! Well done!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 22, 2015 03:38 PM (+bVzV)

300 This is getting beyond dumb.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:38 PM (zyIlW)

301 I've got a kitten, ergo I'm an NFL player!

Posted by: Michael Sam at November 22, 2015 03:40 PM (ZWyZJ)

302 FIFY, in case nobody beat me to it.
�Posted by:�mindful webworker
---
Yes, I think they'd rather a Dem win than a conservative. Their role is not to win, but to serve as a hedge, in case a Dem doesn't win. Kind of like a put option.

I just find it funny how anemic the Dem's lineup is. "Like watching my grandparents argue over the remote", as exjon said of yhe last Dem debate.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 22, 2015 03:41 PM (xU0ng)

303 Another Cutler turnover. No one in attendancce is surprised.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 03:41 PM (vsbNu)

304
Combination of Denver D and Cutler Luck has Broncs sitting pretty.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 03:42 PM (ODxAs)

305 Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 22, 2015 03:41 PM [i/]

So thirsty......

Posted by: Tree of Freedom at November 22, 2015 03:45 PM (+bVzV)

306 Nice. After burning up the clock, establishing the running game, down three touchdowns with less then 10 minutes, Santchez throws a pick.

Chip Kelly, rocket scientist.

Posted by: se pa moron - call it what it is, treason at November 22, 2015 03:45 PM (7v/r5)

307
May be a decent weekend, Cowboys look to win and the first deer of the season fell to the Garand.

Happy.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 22, 2015 03:46 PM (OpU31)

308 These retards deserve to lose.

The past 14 seasons have been a complete waste of time, money, and effort for Raider Nation. About to lose 3 in a row and lose to a 2 win football team. The Raiders are regressing badly, to the point it almost looks like nothing to build on. going to 4-6 to a 2 win team is as bad as it gets. The Raiders stink right now.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:46 PM (zyIlW)

309 *Opens 4th Corona*

Damn, I'm only on my 2nd Shakra. You, sir, are a machine!

Posted by: Al Gore at November 22, 2015 03:46 PM (ZWyZJ)

310 On my 6th right now, pigman.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:48 PM (zyIlW)

311 It just figures that the guy would be torturing the ... kitty.

Posted by: goon at November 22, 2015 03:48 PM (gy5kE)

312 307>> Congrats! Of course there's 4 minutes left so the Cowboys could fuck it up.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 22, 2015 03:48 PM (+bVzV)

313 "May be a decent weekend, Cowboys look to win and the first deer of the season fell to the Garand."

Nice. IG, fist bump.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 03:49 PM (0xLZu)

314 308 These retards deserve to lose.

The past 14 seasons have been a complete waste of time, money, and effort for Raider Nation. About to lose 3 in a row and lose to a 2 win football team. The Raiders are regressing badly, to the point it almost looks like nothing to build on. going to 4-6 to a 2 win team is as bad as it gets. The Raiders stink right now.
Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:46 PM (zyIlW)

--Chefs now in 2nd place in division.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 03:50 PM (vsbNu)

315 "going to 4-6 to a 2 win team is as bad as it gets. The Raiders stink right now."

Cowboys wish.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 03:51 PM (0xLZu)

316 Make it look real, boys, but let Granny Clinton take it to the house!

Posted by: The Washington G(OP)enerals at November 22, 2015 03:53 PM (ZWyZJ)

317 Wtf is wrong with the blog? It's constantly reloading as bad as Daily Caller now.

And Happy Bday, Blano. Sucks you have to work.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 22, 2015 03:53 PM (5QyYN)

318 >>>On my 6th right now, pigman.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:48 PM (zyIlW)<<<

**clapping**
If it makes you feel any better, a former Raider is helping us lock up our victory with some key runs for 1st downs.
**clap, clap, and a pat... for myself on the back**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, soul crushing ginger at November 22, 2015 03:54 PM (REdlt)

319 In CFL playoff news, fucking Ottawa wins.

Posted by: take me down to the parasite city at November 22, 2015 03:54 PM (76jcv)

320 Wtf is wrong with the blog? It's constantly reloading as bad as Daily Caller now.

And Happy Bday, Blano. Sucks you have to work.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 22, 2015 03:53 PM (5QyYN)

*****

Disabling Javascript in my browser took care of that for me.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 22, 2015 03:55 PM (xNYi9)

321
Broncos D saves them again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 03:55 PM (ODxAs)

322 Important announcement: the weekly meeting of the Chip Kelly tar and feather club will have a special secret guest speaker tomorrow. No information, other than the guest speakers initials, Jeff Laurie, are available.

Posted by: se pa moron - call it what it is, treason at November 22, 2015 03:55 PM (7v/r5)

323 " Wtf is wrong with the blog? It's constantly reloading as bad as Daily Caller now. "

Been fcuked all day.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 03:55 PM (0xLZu)

324 Viqueens are kicking the Packer arse?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2015 03:57 PM (0xLZu)

325 I'd like to object to the cropping out of the elbows in that second pic.

Posted by: Book at November 22, 2015 03:57 PM (AcRvF)

326 Lost to a 2-7 team lol! a 2-7 team. Not making the playoffs might be a good thing because this defense would get utterly destroyed for a national audience to see and laugh at.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 03:58 PM (zyIlW)

327 Cheerleader in pic 1 plus the blonde sitting behind the cheerleader in pic 3.

Who am I kidding. I wouldn't kick any of them out my bed for eating crackers. Well, I would, but only to make me a sammich then back in the sack with them.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2015 03:59 PM (lQqij)

328 Food thread up

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 22, 2015 03:59 PM (xNYi9)

329 Annddd...the Bears do it again...by that I mean too little too late. Ugh.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 22, 2015 04:01 PM (xNYi9)

330
Vikes haven't started yet.

Lions surprisingly won.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 04:02 PM (ODxAs)

331 6 Just a observation breast size tripled since yesterday
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2015 12:49 PM (KSdzX)

#####

Yes. Yes they have.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2015 04:02 PM (lQqij)

332 Wow. Sproles rips Sanchez after throwing a pick. It's falling apart in fast forward. 45 Tampa Bay Eagles 17.

Posted by: se pa moron - call it what it is, treason at November 22, 2015 04:03 PM (7v/r5)

333 **clapping**

Good win, team. Good win. This might get Jerry to extend my contract for another 5 years.

**clapping for the last time today**

Sees Byron Jones go down... it's ok... no big deal our best secondary player on the turf...

**final clap**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, soul crushing ginger at November 22, 2015 04:03 PM (REdlt)

334
Not sure who should be more disgusted, raiders fans or eagles fans.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2015 04:05 PM (ODxAs)

335 Actually the announcers, who saw more than me, say that Sanchez was trying to blame Sproles for the bad pass.

Posted by: se pa moron - call it what it is, treason at November 22, 2015 04:05 PM (7v/r5)

336 Matt Hasselbeck for MVP!!!

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 22, 2015 04:06 PM (pO/7q)

337 Oh, I think we are, Guy.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 04:06 PM (zyIlW)

338 68 No. 3 pic - she looks fun.

***

She's had her share of football teams.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2015 04:07 PM (lQqij)

339 Texans survive a scare.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 04:09 PM (vsbNu)

340 Jets picked. Texans will win.

What a twiiiiist!

Posted by: ghost of Matt Schaub at November 22, 2015 04:09 PM (REdlt)

341 1000 balls out of the jugs machine for every drop. Can someone buy this for Cooper please:

http://tinyurl.com/nzrjr8v

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 04:10 PM (zyIlW)

342 Does anyone want to win this Rams-Ravens game?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 22, 2015 04:11 PM (EDYaR)

343
Rain delay for the championship Cup race almost over.

I found some elbow pics to post, but a lot of them are NSFW...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at November 22, 2015 04:11 PM (4DCSq)

344 I wonder if the Ravens just fucked themselves out of a win. . . .

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 04:13 PM (vsbNu)

345 It's not easy being green
Gov Ed had a bag over his head on CSN Plil post game live

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2015 04:14 PM (KSdzX)

346 Nope, Tucker makes it!

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 04:14 PM (vsbNu)

347 Important announcement: Due to the necessity of accommodation of the entire population of Philadelphia and it's surrounding counties the Chip Kelly tar and feather club will delay tomorrows regularly scheduled meeting by eight hours to accommodate the projected crowd.

Posted by: se pa moron - call it what it is, treason at November 22, 2015 04:15 PM (7v/r5)

348 Raiders fans vs Lions fans: like two retarded drunk asian women competing to see who drives worse.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion who longs for the web circa 1997 at November 22, 2015 04:17 PM (k9qR4)

349 Joe Buck's beard is horrawful. Not helping Movember.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 04:19 PM (vsbNu)

350 Joe Buck looks like he just woke up in a dumpster.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 22, 2015 04:20 PM (EDYaR)

351
Are the Vikings playing at Lambert Field?

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at November 22, 2015 04:21 PM (OiFtZ)

352 Pack-Vikes underway.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 04:21 PM (vsbNu)

353 The ONLY good thing bout Joe Buck calling football games is no Tim McCarver.

A McCarver Little Bobby Costas play by play would be a fate worse than death.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 22, 2015 04:24 PM (Hfqn5)

354 I wonder if the Ravens just fucked themselves out of a win. . .
Posted by: logprof
---
Ronald Raven won. We threw it away.

Posted by: Rick Perry at November 22, 2015 04:26 PM (xU0ng)

355 Never, Ever imply you would not hurt the boyfriend.
Posted by: Blano at November 22, 2015 02:59 PM

Only a fool would take that off the table!

Posted by: Hon. Rep. Boner and Sen. Turtle at November 22, 2015 04:33 PM (zUvT8)

356 Oh please, like I'd ever let him know that.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 04:35 PM (zyIlW)

357 Flacco out for rest of season.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 04:37 PM (zyIlW)

358
>>>The ONLY good thing bout Joe Buck calling football games is no Tim McCarver.

A McCarver Little Bobby Costas play by play would be a fate worse than death.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 22, 2015 04:24 PM (Hfqn5)<<<

Ahem... baseball.

Posted by: Tim McCarver at November 22, 2015 04:37 PM (REdlt)

359 357 Flacco out for rest of season.
Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 04:37 PM (zyIlW)

--Really? Damn, I don't even know who the backup is.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 04:39 PM (vsbNu)

360 Tom Brady loves the taste of Buffalo Wings on a Monday night.

Posted by: nannyhag at November 22, 2015 04:40 PM (Queum)

361 Squirrel running around the field at the Vikings game.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 04:41 PM (vsbNu)

362 >>>Really? Damn, I don't even know who the backup is.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 04:39 PM (vsbNu)<<<

CBS guys just said Matt Schaub. Bwahahahaha.

Posted by: the Texans at November 22, 2015 04:42 PM (REdlt)

363 Thanks all!!

Darn Raiders.

Posted by: Blano at November 22, 2015 04:46 PM (heN73)

364 TD Viqueens

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 04:46 PM (vsbNu)

365 Heh, Blano has the same b-day as Brock Osweiler.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 04:47 PM (vsbNu)

366 It's all good, Blano.

I excel in embracing the suck in all aspects of my life.

At least I have my health, I still look fly at my age, and I have wonderful kids who love me in spite of having a crazy mom

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 04:50 PM (zyIlW)

367 Posted by: Tim McCarver at November 22, 2015 04:37 PM (REdlt)

Well yeah Tim. That's why I said the only thing good about Buck calling football...

Do try to keep up.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 22, 2015 04:53 PM (Hfqn5)

368 That does it. I'm going pro after this season!

Posted by: Marc Sanchez at November 22, 2015 04:57 PM (Z58Xa)

369 Viqueens, Gheyders, Green Bay Fudge Packers, Tennessee Thai trannies.

Maybe the cheerleaders really would do a better job at this whole 'football' thing.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 22, 2015 05:00 PM (xU0ng)

370 Sloppy game so far between Pack and Vikings.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 05:07 PM (vsbNu)

371 Good grief, NDH! Where did you get those elbow pix? I'm straight as a string butt that first one rang my bell loud and long. On the other side of the fence, thanks for the one of my two favorite things...a guy and a kitten. (Who's the guy?)

Posted by: creeper at November 22, 2015 05:11 PM (U40dD)

372 *looks around and sees the stadium, er room empty* Hey, where did everybody go? C'mon, BB. It's not THAT bad yet.

Posted by: creeper at November 22, 2015 05:15 PM (U40dD)

373 Posted by: creeper at November 22, 2015 05:11 PM (U40dD)

Rob Gronkowski- Tight End New England Patriots

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 22, 2015 05:16 PM (Hfqn5)

374 373 Posted by: creeper at November 22, 2015 05:11 PM (U40dD)

Rob Gronkowski- Tight End New England Patriots
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 22, 2015 05:16 PM (Hfqn5)

No, it's Grabowski.

Posted by: Mumbles Menino at November 22, 2015 05:21 PM (vsbNu)

375 Zombie cheerleader with charred eyesockets is a historic first far too long after their civil rights struggle began with the "Thriller" video.

Posted by: derit at November 22, 2015 05:23 PM (jT+gh)

376 Looks like the Niners are thinking of leaving at halftime to beat traffic.

Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2015 05:23 PM (Z58Xa)

377 Gays like having a presence in parades. Why not Muslims, feminists or blacks?

What about a giant Clockboy float with a giant bombclock for the Thanksgiving day parade.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 22, 2015 05:24 PM (xU0ng)

378 Yeah SMFH, I've had plenty of suck to embrace myself since I've been here, but I'm still fairly healthy and have two great kids I'll be going to see after thanksgiving who will be happy to see their fairly wacky Dad.

And I'm assuming you meant "hot" instead of "fly" in your comment. : )

Posted by: Blano at November 22, 2015 05:24 PM (heN73)

379 Same diff.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 05:27 PM (zyIlW)

380 Oh, and my daughter thinks y'all are hilarious.

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 05:27 PM (zyIlW)

381 Gronkowski, Grabowski, maybe we should take a pole.

Posted by: creeper at November 22, 2015 05:28 PM (U40dD)

382 Why would we take a pole? Pole dancing?

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 05:29 PM (zyIlW)

383 Kinda partial to door number 3 myself.
I'm patriotic like that.

Posted by: your New World Order betters at November 22, 2015 05:29 PM (ijopM)

384 @382 Would it have made more sense if I'd capitalized "Pole"?

Posted by: creeper at November 22, 2015 05:31 PM (U40dD)

385 I've been waiting for the poles to shift...

Posted by: navybrat at November 22, 2015 05:32 PM (Xodlv)

386 Dang.
And I liked that sock

Posted by: teej at November 22, 2015 05:33 PM (ijopM)

387 That third broad looks like she's seen better days rooting up truffles.

Oh, she's a Buffalo Jill, you say? Nevermind.

Posted by: Fritz at November 22, 2015 05:33 PM (3tjn4)

388 would help even better if you spelled "pole" as "poll"

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 05:35 PM (zyIlW)

389 Clearly the poles are going to have to shift substantially if my lame humor is to be appreciated.

Did anyone ever locate the Packers' offensive line?

Posted by: creeper at November 22, 2015 05:35 PM (U40dD)

390 381 Gronkowski, Grabowski, maybe we should take a pole.
Posted by: creeper at November 22, 2015 05:28 PM (U40dD)

I don't know why, but for some reason Grabowski's nickname is Gonk.

Posted by: Mumbles Menino at November 22, 2015 05:36 PM (vsbNu)

391 SMFH, darlin', those are both Polish names. That POLE-ISH, not POL-ISH, as in Turtlewax.

Posted by: creeper at November 22, 2015 05:37 PM (U40dD)

392 don't call me, darlin', ok?

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 05:37 PM (zyIlW)

393 Sorry.

Posted by: creeper at November 22, 2015 05:39 PM (U40dD)

394 np

Posted by: SMFH at November 22, 2015 05:40 PM (zyIlW)

395 Wow

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 22, 2015 05:42 PM (Hfqn5)

396 Too bloody many penalties in this game.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 05:43 PM (vsbNu)

397 I fear Olivia has sapped my football manhood. Sigh.

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at November 22, 2015 05:44 PM (Dwehj)

398 I was more exciting than this game.

Posted by: the squirrel on the field at November 22, 2015 05:46 PM (REdlt)

399 TD Pack

That took forever.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 05:46 PM (vsbNu)

400 398 I was more exciting than this game.
Posted by: the squirrel on the field at November 22, 2015 05:46 PM (REdlt)

We're willing to travel.

Posted by: The pigeons at Cleveland Stadium at November 22, 2015 05:48 PM (vsbNu)

401 Think I just saw Lockett has two TD catches.
Yeah, the Chiefs wouldn't listen when I told em to draft Jordy either.
Gotta charge this thing.@

Posted by: teej at November 22, 2015 05:48 PM (ijopM)

402 >>>Posted by: The pigeons at Cleveland Stadium at November 22, 2015 05:48 PM (vsbNu)<<<

Glory hounds.

Posted by: French police at November 22, 2015 05:52 PM (REdlt)

403 what's the going price for nfl officials?

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at November 22, 2015 06:04 PM (eUK5G)

404 Chiefs get pick-6

Posted by: The pigeons at Cleveland Stadium at November 22, 2015 06:04 PM (vsbNu)

405 /avian vermin sock

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2015 06:05 PM (vsbNu)

406 what's the going price for nfl officials?
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at November 22, 2015 06:04 PM (eUK5G)

******

Depends on if you're renting or if they have to stay bought.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 22, 2015 06:08 PM (xNYi9)

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