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Open Thread
Henry Farrer, "Sunset Glow" (c. 1885)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: auscolpyr at November 19, 2015 09:18 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 09:19 AM (tfM+W)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2015 09:19 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 09:20 AM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 09:21 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 19, 2015 09:21 AM (QM5S2)
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 09:22 AM (tfM+W)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 19, 2015 09:22 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 09:23 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 19, 2015 09:23 AM (9krrF)
It matters not, soon the sniper will get him and kitteh will feast on his remains.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 19, 2015 09:24 AM (9krrF)
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OK, so you fall back on cold war policy re: Russians. Very few allowed in unless they are known quantities. The unknowns are subject to seclusion and interrogation for all intel and verification until the intelligence services are satisfied, and then they are watched for years after.
Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 09:24 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: WOPR at November 19, 2015 09:27 AM (LTDSy)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2015 09:28 AM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 19, 2015 09:30 AM (0x/TW)
Don't forget those black velvet Asian nudes.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2015 09:31 AM (08Znv)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2015 09:31 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 09:24 AM (3ZtZW)
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How about we don't let any in, tell the Emirate and Saudi's here are your refugees, settle the Christians in Lebanon and send the Muslims in Lebanon to Syria? Cheaper and there is then a Christian land in the Middle East. Tell the Russians to have at it in Syria. It's a mess anyways, why not dictate some outcomes.
Posted by: WOPR at November 19, 2015 09:31 AM (LTDSy)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 19, 2015 09:31 AM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 09:32 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:32 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at November 19, 2015 09:32 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at November 19, 2015 09:32 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: JTB at November 19, 2015 09:33 AM (FvdPb)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at November 19, 2015 09:32 AM (mf5HN)
That sounds good. Maybe I'll make a mocha next instead of plain coffee..I have this Mexican hot chocolate with a bit of spice that is pretty good.
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 09:34 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 09:34 AM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2015 09:35 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: JTB
I told that crazy kid to duck. But he didn't listen....they NEVER listen.
Posted by: SGT. Waldo at November 19, 2015 09:35 AM (326rv)
4m ago The makeup of the new steering committee has been ratified by the House Republican Conference.
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 19, 2015 09:35 AM (YjDyJ)
Amazing that as late as 1885, people still didn't know that it's a bad idea to cop a squat and shit in your water supply.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 09:35 AM (FeQTe)
Ooooo! I like this. Nice use of grays and greens.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 09:36 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 09:36 AM (tfM+W)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
My understanding is that they did it downstream, so technically, they were doing it in some OTHER guy's water supply.
Posted by: SGT. Waldo at November 19, 2015 09:36 AM (326rv)
I suppose we'll be hearing that repeated a lot in the future. Obviously they think this is an insult.
They still don't get that it is has been Trump's defiant, blunt-talk attitude that attracts people - he is a middle-finger to the GOP not some conservative values godsend.
*shakes head*
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 09:37 AM (NOIQH)
No matter what They say,
Be thankful every day
You were born and got to play.
That may be my whole
contribution for the day.
Posted by: mindful webworker - practice makes practice at November 19, 2015 09:37 AM (hJ+K2)
Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2015 09:37 AM (6xtq3)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 09:37 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2015 09:38 AM (uZNvH)
Amazing that as late as 1885, people still didn't know that it's a bad idea to cop a squat and shit in your water supply.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
My understanding is that they did it downstream, so technically, they were doing it in some OTHER guy's water supply.
Posted by: SGT. Waldo at November 19, 2015 09:36 AM (326rv)
You have a point there, although in this pitchur, the water looks like a pond or lake rather than a river.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 09:38 AM (FeQTe)
If all the refugees are gone from Syria, we can carpet bomb the entire area next month with a clear conscience.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2015 09:38 AM (YqcVw)
Flaw in that strategy is that Obama will still be president next month so we won't be carpet bombing anyone.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 09:40 AM (/tuJf)
Lol. We're left saying "Well, yeah.....?" Another pup for whom the obvious is a huge revelation I guess.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2015 09:40 AM (GDulk)
In medieval/tudor times, they built seats on bridges or on the banks so you could sit and shit.
If you had a moat, you dumped the chamber pot in it. I think the moat was filled by springs - maybe not.But the stench must have been awful. Of course urban life meant walking thru piles of human and animal feces.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 09:40 AM (iQIUe)
of an attitude than an ideology" and the other panelists, Joe, Katty Kay
David Ignatius, stop and marvel at the brilliance of that
description.
--
One thing I love: when pundits, press whores (birm) and other assorted TV personalities tell me what's really going on in my head. They know. They're experts and professionals! Muuuuuch smarter than I.
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at November 19, 2015 09:40 AM (pVkEV)
If all the refugees are gone from Syria, we can carpet bomb the entire area next month with a clear conscience.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2015 09:38 AM (YqcVw)
If we'd have done that a year ago, my conscience would have been clear as glass. But I'm a heartless, misanthropic curmudgeon.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 09:40 AM (FeQTe)
I'm speaking only for myself, but I presently intend on voting for who the hell ever will do the most damage to the Republican party because for me, it isn't just can the country survive Hillary, it's can the country survive the present crop of corrupt politicians from both parties who are only in this for their own self interest. So for me, if the GOPe intends on giving me a choice between death by slow cooker and death by inferno, I'm going with the quicker method.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 09:41 AM (BZAd3)
So for me, if the GOPe intends on giving me a choice between death by slow cooker and death by inferno, I'm going with the quicker method.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 09:41 AM (BZAd3)
Bunga bunga!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 09:42 AM (FeQTe)
How do refugees skip that (and 35 other nations between Syria and the U.S.) and go straight to Akron or St. Louis?
As the Korean Airline pilot once said: "Sum ting wong."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2015 09:43 AM (YqcVw)
How much snow did you guys get? For some reason, my family never calls when they get lots of snow. I have to hear it from CO Horde instead.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2015 09:43 AM (GDulk)
Says he's the guy selling merch at the Phish concert at USC.
Which of course is funny, but on another level, pretty worrisome.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 19, 2015 09:44 AM (U6f54)
conference is expected to ratify changes to GOP steering cmte shortly.
Decentralizing power.
I'll believe the gop has moved to the side of the American people when obama and roberts are impeached and the budget is balanced.
Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2015 09:45 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 09:45 AM (2Ojst)
Listened to some more hysterical BLM advocacy on the radio this morning on the way in to work. Blahblahblah we're oppressed blahblahblah. Someone needs to take these SS (Special Snowflake) troopers back in a time machine so they can see what real oppression looks like.
Posted by: dissent555 at November 19, 2015 09:45 AM (VFhMt)
Posted by: WOPR at November 19, 2015 09:27 AM (LTDSy)
Mark Levin was talking about this yesterday on his show - being pushed by McCaul in Texas, I think he said.
According to McCaul, the point of the bill is not to stop the refugee invasion, but to grind the whole process to a halt.
To paraphrase Levin: Oh, yeah, cause all three of these guys - appointed by His Majesty - aren't going to sign off pronto and will actually do their jobs. McCaul, another GOPe con artist.
Why is it so hard for the GOPe to do the right thing?
Posted by: Joanne hearts Cruz at November 19, 2015 09:46 AM (hgBpU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 09:46 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at November 19, 2015 09:46 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 09:34 AM (q/kmn)
I'm having so much fun with the game!
And, mornin' everybody.
Posted by: Mainah at November 19, 2015 09:46 AM (659DL)
And you're complaining?
* Looks at bowl of cold soggy KaBoom with skim milk*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:47 AM (ptqRm)
President Obama, August 2011: "We have imposed sanctions on President Assad and his government. ... We have coordinated closely with allies and partners from the region and around the world..."
Could ISIS be one of those "partners" from the region?
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 09:47 AM (tfM+W)
I have this Mexican hot chocolate with a bit of spice that is pretty good.
Sounds like !Jeb talking about his wife.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2015 09:47 AM (X6fMO)
That's okay.
Western civilization has Putin to look out for our interests.
Posted by: Methos (this is my half sarc tag) at November 19, 2015 09:48 AM (ZbV+0)
http://cbsloc.al/1PPwRSr
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:48 AM (ptqRm)
Because they are in on it. That gravy train needs to keep rolling there.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 09:48 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 09:48 AM (iQIUe)
Weasel Zippers
And Idi Amin was Black so that means all Blacks are vicious killers also?
She is so stupid I am amazed she can breath
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 09:49 AM (gf8BH)
Six Israelis reportedly wounded in shooting attack in Gush Etzion, south of Jerusalem.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 09:49 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 09:49 AM (LUgeY)
G47.59 -- Other parasomnias -- Exploding head syndrome
It's a real thing. Bing it.
Do not doubt the power of the ICD-10
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 09:49 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2015 09:47 AM (X6fMO)
Cute.
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 09:49 AM (lIU4e)
Morning, fappers. Another day, another steaming bowl of piping hot suck!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 09:45 AM (2Ojst)
You can get it to go, now!
Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2015 09:50 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 09:50 AM (pLwjI)
Roseanne Barr is a nut but she does defend Israel's right to exist and defend itself.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 09:50 AM (iQIUe)
WTF?
I'm also annoyed at that story form the other thread about the teacher who won't let her poor little boy students play with legos. What a bitch.
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 09:50 AM (lIU4e)
http://cbsloc.al/1PPwRSr
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:48 AM (ptqRm)
Wasn't Towson the university that fielded a debate team that won a tournament by basically repeating the word "n*gger" over and over at breakneck speed?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 09:50 AM (2Ojst)
___________________________________
27
One thing with this surge of "refugees" is, it's Cloward-Piven in
action. Also, the fighting has been going on for years now and we're
supposed to believe the entire region just randomly hit the road all at
the same time?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2015 09:35 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: All World Leaders at November 19, 2015 09:51 AM (fVOPU)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 09:34 AM (q/kmn)
Looked like a Masturbation Hut. Or maybe Mister Handy is a euphemism for that.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2015 09:51 AM (tElZn)
ISIS was the only such "partner" with enough of their act together to threaten Assad. This has been known for a long time and the primary reason no one supported obama's "red line" bluster.
Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2015 09:51 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 09:51 AM (q/kmn)
Why yes...yes it was.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:52 AM (ptqRm)
Skim milk? Ur doin it wrong.
Try bourbon. Or, better yet, Valu-Rite Brand Vodka.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 09:53 AM (LUgeY)
G47.59 -- Other parasomnias -- Exploding head syndrome
It's a real thing. Bing it.
Do not doubt the power of the ICD-10
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 09:49 AM (NeFrd)
I believe it. I once experienced hearing a loud sound like a sword being drawn in a Hollywood movie in my head that jarred me awake just as I was about to fall asleep. Very disturbing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 09:53 AM (2Ojst)
Thanks to their dogged efforts, they have finally answered the question that has tormented our collective souls:
"You're So Vain" was about Warren Beatty.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2015 09:54 AM (YqcVw)
Hoping for you to find a new job, btw! Good Luck.
Anyways, I went out with a guy from towson once, but I think he was a marine, not a whiny baby like the students described above...
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 09:54 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: m at November 19, 2015 09:51 AM (tElZn)
Mister Handy is the brand name.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 09:54 AM (2Ojst)
And right now, crack teams of appointed experts deep in the bowels of the Republican Party are hard at work trying to figure out how to fuck that up.
I expect a speech from John McCain any minute now . . . .
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 19, 2015 09:55 AM (fQ/0p)
Thanks to their dogged efforts, they have finally answered the question that has tormented our collective souls:
No, it didn't bother us one bit. And it;'s yet another overplayed, cloying POS.
Posted by: Collective Soul at November 19, 2015 09:55 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2015 09:55 AM (2cS/G)
Sorry to be dense, but what is the "this" that has been known for a long time? Strength of ISIS or something else? Thanks.
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 09:55 AM (tfM+W)
There's a code for that.
X10.0XXS -- Contact with hot drinks, sequela
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 09:55 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 09:52 AM (ptqRm)
That's what I thought. I was highly involved in high school speech and debate, so when I watched that I was appalled and offended on a very deep level.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 09:56 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 09:56 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 19, 2015 09:56 AM (u5gzz)
Thanks Lea! Doesn't look there's much out there right now, but we'll see.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 09:57 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 09:56 AM (fWAjv)
The Scanners one?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 09:57 AM (2Ojst)
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Everybody does it! You can't keep the kids from pooing in the water supply!
Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 09:57 AM (3ZtZW)
Trump is the gods of the Market Palace.
Jeb is a realist who doesn't seduce you with fancy fantasies, like Trump. You can run from reality, but you can't hide. You will see the light once President Bush starts fixing things.
Posted by: Begonyeb at November 19, 2015 09:57 AM (I9EDo)
Posted by: m at November 19, 2015 09:51 AM (tElZn)
Mister Handy is the brand name.
So Biv-Whack is a cheap Chinese knockoff?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 09:57 AM (AoLFQ)
So much of fine classical art was nothing more than porn. Seriously, all these myths were someone was raping or seducing someone or just running around naked. It was the porn of its day.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 09:58 AM (iQIUe)
More powerful than a speeding mail carrier
Able to hump two legs with a single thrust
His Kryptonite is SQUIRRELS!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 19, 2015 09:58 AM (r9tFS)
Fucking pissant twat.
Posted by: My Sharia Moor at November 19, 2015 09:58 AM (1znml)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 09:58 AM (I9EDo)
Adirondack, you've touched on something key here (Polliwog did too up above). Just the latest, if a jaw-dropping, example of so little information making it into the "news".
Syria has been in chaos for years - years. Most of the refugees from there crossed the border (thus becoming refugees) years ago. They haven't been living in mid-air or on the clouds since then. They've been living (mostly) in Turkey, Jordan, and Lebanon.
And Adirondack as you say, it's a safe bet that US $ have been providing the bulk of the support to them (via UNHCR and NGOs).
There is no visible reason that these refugees now, suddenly, should/must/desire to emigrate out of their region. Standard refugee relief strategy is to keep them as close to home as possible, to facilitate reconstruction etc.
Admissions to the US, the entirely separate issue of *asylum* for persecuted religious minorities (cough cough Christians Yazidis cough cough), are another question. But the macro issue here is just completely unaddressed. And, with our non-existent press and brain-dead and supine GOP, that's how it will stay. Amazing.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2015 09:58 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 09:58 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at November 19, 2015 09:58 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Arson Wells at November 19, 2015 09:58 AM (UnJ7w)
Ted Cruz has introduced a bill he calls The Terrorist Refugee Infiltration Prevention Act
so Ryan's bill, Feinsteins bill, and Cruz'z bill
Ryans bill purports to suspend the refugee program and requires the FBI, CIA and NSA to approve a refugee before they are admitted
Feinsteins bill prohibits European passport holders from entering the US if they have been to Iraq or Syria in the last five years
Cruz's bill allegedly will immediately bar refugees to the United States from any country, such as Iraq or Syria, that contains territory substantially controlled by a foreign terrorist organization. The bill sunsets after three years so that Congress can reevaluate the global situation and either let the bill expire or reauthorize it with necessary modifications in light of changed circumstances.
so there you have it
I like all three bills
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 09:58 AM (zOTsN)
"The FBI affidavit says Morales was tied to the theft through DNA evidence and through an electronic monitoring bracelet that he is wearing because he is out on bail on a child rape charge.
Morales is scheduled to appear in federal court in New York on Thursday. It could not immediately be determined if he has a lawyer."
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2015 09:59 AM (2cS/G)
Just saw a report the suspect was charged with child rape in May. So he can't possibly be a muslim.
Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 10:00 AM (S9rS1)
I like all three bills
One must ask oneself, "Why is DiFi's knickers in a knot?"
What does she know that she isn't telling?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 10:01 AM (AoLFQ)
Google: Hillary vs the First amendment.
I watched it last night. It's all right. Only about 2:30 seconds long, don't see why her campaign is freaking out.
Posted by: Arson Wells at November 19, 2015 10:01 AM (UnJ7w)
anybody have experience with using pink peppercorns? Got a canister full and trying to figure what I want to use em for. Eggs, like cheese omelets, is all I can think of. I know there's some rumors to effect that people have severe allergic reactions but don't know the truth of it.
Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 10:01 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Arson Wells at November 19, 2015 10:02 AM (UnJ7w)
Probably have to make one, though.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 10:02 AM (q/kmn)
Which I know is the line being sold, but if it were a truly organic movement there would be increases and decreases in a much smaller flow as individuals/families decided they'd had enough. The only way *everyone* goes into motion is if they are being ordered/forced to. Since it creates a nearly perfect Cloward-Piven situation, I don't think we can rule out Western leftists working *with* imams to get a hegira called for. And yes, I know that is a conspiracy theory and can live with it (the hegira I'm less certain I'll be allowed to live through).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2015 10:02 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: King Baraccus the Beneficent at November 19, 2015 10:02 AM (TTDPZ)
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 09:50 AM (lIU4e)
Turning actors into pundits and news readers into experts - Shep Smith, Brian Williams, Chris Mathews, Dan Rather (that list could extend out forever) - has, in my weak mind, been the source of so much ignorance in this country that the damage is incalculable, in my weak minded opinion. These people are the least intellectually equipped to provide accurate analysis and commentary on virtually any subject as anyone on the planet, yet they have free reign to spout their idiocy on any subject for which they know nothing about. And as we all know, the delicate liberal minds among us will believe anything that anyone with even a ounce of celebrity says about anything.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 10:03 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: confused mizzou student at November 19, 2015 10:03 AM (K0jlM)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 10:03 AM (NeFrd)
I love this name!
I'm reading some nonsense over on wonkblog about the bloomingdale 'rapey' ad...and she says 'at least half of sexual assaults involve the consumption of alcohol'...after claiming that 'drug-facilitated rape' is one of the most common sexual assault crimes - um, how many non-assaults involve people drinking? These kind of vaguely scary sounding state irritate the crap out of me. One drink by one person does not equal drug facilitated rape. Maddening.
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 10:03 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Eromero at November 19, 2015 10:03 AM (b+df9)
If she gets her tits in this big a twist over something so base, imagine how she'll behave when someone really goes after her.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 10:04 AM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 10:06 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 19, 2015 10:06 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: pervert with a 56k dial up connection. at November 19, 2015 10:06 AM (326rv)
So we got that one going for us.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 10:07 AM (/tuJf)
Unwinding a backlash after trying to reach the far point.
Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2015 10:08 AM (DL2i+)
I would use them in place of black pepper or maybe make a nice vinaigrette.
Posted by: Arson Wells at November 19, 2015 10:08 AM (UnJ7w)
You can say the same thing about immigration and the Popey's lovely little city-state that I'm sure is home to hundreds of Arab "migrants" right now.
This painting has a nice nuclear winter glow to it. Warms my heart. But the owner has to get the Cracker off his property.
Posted by: "Syrian" "Refugee" at November 19, 2015 10:09 AM (r9mDd)
Born in the UK, American, painted in America, buried in UK.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Farrer
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 10:09 AM (iQIUe)
So Sarbanes-Oxley with actual explosives - brilliant.
Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2015 10:09 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2015 10:09 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 19, 2015 10:09 AM (hjp5Z)
DiFi's.....*mumbles*.....*mumbles more*....is good.
Cruz's is good.
Posted by: WOPR at November 19, 2015 10:09 AM (LTDSy)
She went through a lot of effort to prove she doesn't believe in the 1st amendment. Her enemies list while First "Lady" is why I could never vote for her. This attack on speech as a candidate shows that, if anythin, she's gotten worse over the years.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2015 10:10 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 10:10 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 10:10 AM (iQIUe)
Why is Obama threatening to veto it if it won't do anything?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 10:11 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 09:55 AM (tfM+W)
That ISIS (or whatever they were calling themselves, that is to say the islamists) were the only serious actors in the syrian 'resistance'. This notion of moderates taking up arms to defend themselves there is as much a fantasy as expecting moderates to take any meaningful stand here is.
Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2015 10:11 AM (ZbV+0)
Anyone have suggestions for car price research and figuring out if your getting a good deal or not ?
(She is interested in the Mazda 6)
Posted by: McCool at November 19, 2015 10:11 AM (PhpHA)
*****
Same thing with art from the Victorian age. In fact, recently, at an auction in upstate New York a player piano scroll containing the entire score of "Boom Chicka Wow Wow" was sold for 2.3 million dollars.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 10:11 AM (NeFrd)
Changes? Isn't that what they've been doing for years?
Such tenacious fuckwads.
Posted by: Joanne hearts Cruz at November 19, 2015 10:11 AM (hgBpU)
Why is Obama threatening to veto it if it won't do anything?
Posted by: JackStraw
1. Cause he's a dick.
2. Cause he can.
3. Cause it further erodes congress.
4. See #1
Posted by: pervert with a 56k dial up connection. at November 19, 2015 10:12 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 10:12 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 10:12 AM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 09:54 AM (2Ojst)
The things we learn here.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2015 10:12 AM (tElZn)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2015 10:13 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 19, 2015 10:14 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 10:14 AM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 10:14 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2015 10:15 AM (FkBIv)
Both parties need to maintain the appearance of conflict. Otherwise, people might start to get the idea that this is all a bullshit act.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 19, 2015 10:15 AM (u5gzz)
Kelley Blue Book is online.
Or use a broker.
Might also look into Costco service if you're a member.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 19, 2015 10:15 AM (t5zYU)
Why is Obama threatening to veto it if it won't do anything?
Posted by:-----JackStraw"
Because the only people he truly sees as enemies to bedestroyedare Republicans/Conservatives.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 19, 2015 10:16 AM (0x/TW)
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Because using his pen and phone make him feel like a man?
Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2015 10:16 AM (ZbV+0)
Apparently not.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 19, 2015 10:16 AM (t5zYU)
Whoopi Goldberg: Christian Refugees Are Just As Dangerous As Muslims One Because Hitler Was A Christian
Although baptized Catholic, Hitler wasn't a Christian. A Nietzsche disciple, Hitler viewed Christianity with suspicion and contempt, believing it to be a Jewish construct promoting values thatcorrupted Aryan will to power...or some shit along those lines. Who can make sense out of Nazi philosophy? Hitler and his cronies made stuff up on the fly for the simple reason the boot on the face doesn't need a rationale. By their lights, it just needs to be.
But no, Hitler was not a Christian. Al Sharpton, of all people, brought that up awhile back, too. Whoopi and Al seem to be drawing from the same idiotic well.
Posted by: troyriser at November 19, 2015 10:16 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 10:11 AM (/tuJf)
He threatens to veto anything that even hints of opposition. As Ace says, it's mean girl behavior. Plus he gets to claim he is stopping the evil Republicans from opposing the refugees. It's moral grandstanding.
Posted by: WOPR at November 19, 2015 10:16 AM (LTDSy)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 10:17 AM (NeFrd)
I think Simon is writing a book. It's all the rage for the geezers, men and women, to spill about all the people they have had sex with before they kick the bucket. Unless for money, why wd you do it?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 10:17 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 10:17 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 19, 2015 10:17 AM (t5zYU)
they should bundle these together
I think you would get more than a few dems to sign on for bipartisan support
all of them would be afraid to vote No and then have a terrorist attack
IF these get to a vote they will pass
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:17 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 10:18 AM (8nAzo)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 10:18 AM (NeFrd)
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Because of preemptive surrenders by the GOP
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 19, 2015 10:18 AM (t5zYU)
Thanks. I do wonder if the administration has been supporting ISIS.
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 10:19 AM (tfM+W)
.
.
.He can thank Reid for shielding him from about 200 other potential veto's.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 19, 2015 10:19 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: free range jihadist at November 19, 2015 10:19 AM (7v/r5)
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Bingo.
Only way to address this is to cut fundingryans task force gambit sounds like more spending to me.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 19, 2015 10:19 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: "Syrian" "Refugee" at November 19, 2015 10:20 AM (r9mDd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 10:20 AM (8nAzo)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2015 10:20 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 10:20 AM (S9rS1)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 10:21 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:21 AM (zOTsN)
158 Obama has only used his presidential veto five times in seven years.
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Because of preemptive surrenders by the GOP
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 19, 2015 10:18 AM (t5zYU)
^^^THIS^^^
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 19, 2015 10:21 AM (0O7c5)
http://tinyurl.com/q69xgdj
Not sure how the head of the FBI could possibly sign off on any refugee as being no threat when he has already admitted to Congress that there is absolutely no way to vet these people.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 10:21 AM (/tuJf)
It'll never happen because Obama is a coward. Better to hide out in Turkey and fling poo.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2015 10:23 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: gracepc at November 19, 2015 10:23 AM (OU4q6)
Obama has only used his presidential veto five times in seven years
That his arm hasn't literally been crippled by RSI is all you need to know about the GOPe majority.
Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2015 10:24 AM (DL2i+)
SplodeyGal: "He's NOT my BOYFRIEND!"
(Reminds one of a scene from Young Fronck-en-steen, doesn't it?)
'Cos, see, if they understand that he's just your cousin, you're off the hook.
I'm torn on the "Help me" line, though. 52-week rule and all, and she's safely dead. There is a chance she was not a playa, and was drug (SWIDT) into this.
She was a known drunkard. Rick Blaine and I have to defend her.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 10:25 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 09:57 AM (2Ojst)
No. I thought there was a GIF of the 'mastermind' blowing herself up.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 10:25 AM (fWAjv)
they should keep trying, get the people behind them
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:25 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2015 10:25 AM (7GJvw)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2015 09:54 AM (YqcVw)
What?! I thought it was about Mick jagger. Wow, Little Miss Carly sure got around.
Posted by: Joanne hearts Cruz at November 19, 2015 10:25 AM (hgBpU)
Metaxas' biography of Bonnhoeffer has a quote from Hitler lamenting that the Germans were, at least culturally, Christian because it meant they didn't automatically worship their temporal leader as a god and he resented that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2015 10:26 AM (GDulk)
SplodeyGal: "He's NOT my BOYFRIEND!"
(Reminds one of a scene from Young Fronck-en-steen, doesn't it?)
Frau Boomer
(neigh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2015 10:26 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: dissent555 at November 19, 2015 10:26 AM (VFhMt)
she was saying "HELP ME" to draw the cops to her, so she could kill them when she blew herself up
thats what happened in the theater
she is a bitch
she was in on it
may she rotate on Satans barbed cock for all eternity
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:27 AM (zOTsN)
is ruling out making any cuts to Muslim immigration.
In an interview with Sean Hannity on Fox News, Ryan declared that considering an applicants religion would not be appropriate and would be fundamentally un-American insisting that s not who we are.
Breitbart ( The Site that is obviously bias according lucy in the sky )
Why not just Fredo be Speaker of the House and cut out the MIddle Man?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 10:27 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 09:40 AM (iQIUe)
Which is one reason why beer was the drink of choice. Nobody in their right mind would drink the water.
The other reason of course is that it is more fun to drink beer.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 10:28 AM (u0lmX)
http://tinyurl.com/osw7cwz
Not only is this city 49% black, it is also the city where "the people's business" is done.
So many metaphors, so little time.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 10:28 AM (BZAd3)
also that these Men left their, old , their children and women at home to fend for themselves, against isis.
why are these considered stellar immigrants to embrace?
how do we fight this b.s.?
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 10:28 AM (jOumW)
I have a feeling old Chuck Lindbergh is about to have another moment of fame.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 10:29 AM (xq1UY)
(neigh)
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No, its Frau Glucher. with an umlaut thinger on the u. It mean glue, I think.
Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 10:29 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 10:29 AM (u0lmX)
Apparently who we are is Jonestown kool aid kids.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2015 10:29 AM (FkBIv)
Google: Hillary vs the First amendment.
I watched it last night. It's all right. Only about 2:30 seconds long, don't see why her campaign is freaking out.
Because, to paraphrase, the Devil is a proud spirit who cannot bear to be mocked.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2015 10:29 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: gracepmc at November 19, 2015 10:29 AM (OU4q6)
why are these considered stellar immigrants to embrace?
how do we fight this b.s.?
Posted by: willow
Refer to each and every one of the attackers a s a three year old widowed orphan....who is on the J.V. team.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2015 10:30 AM (326rv)
Why not just Fredo be Speaker of the House and cut out the MIddle Man?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 10:27 AM (gf8BH)
why don't we instead point out their political ideas and support for unjust laws against western ideology?
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 10:30 AM (jOumW)
appropriate and would be fundamentally un-American insisting that s
not who we are.
That's not who the DC party is.
Actual Americans disagree entirely.
Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2015 10:30 AM (ZbV+0)
Maybe 7"? They were predicting more, but what we got was messy because it rained/sleeted for hours before the snow kicked in. No school on Tuesday.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 10:30 AM (NOIQH)
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In the US she would hafta yell FIRE for anybody to come 'help'
Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 10:31 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: JackStraw
So, they will "fix" the bill by giving billions in free money to his cronies.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 19, 2015 10:31 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:31 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:31 AM (zOTsN)
I want to know why religious considerations won't be used.
It's actually part of the refugee law.
One of the criteria for designation as a refugee is that they belong to a persecuted religious minority.
Last I checked muslims are not a persecuted religious minority in Syria but Christians and Jews are.
So once again the SCOAMF and the charlatan Ryan are saying to hell with the law.
The HFC has to move to vacate the chair and get behind Webster.
We got rid of Boehner but Ryan is actually worse!!
Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2015 10:31 AM (7GJvw)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 10:29 AM (xq1UY)
I don't recall ever hearing that Limbergh was especially devout.
Why is everyone who was ever baptized labeled Christian no matter what their adult beliefs were?
By that standard, Bill Maher is Christian.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 10:32 AM (u0lmX)
I heard she wanted to give them head.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 19, 2015 10:32 AM (KUa85)
The one with the shoes named after him.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 10:32 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 10:31 AM (3ZtZW)
FTFY. Then she'd get cops, firefighters, news crews, bloggers, Rolling Stone writers, professors and celebrities to all come running.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 10:32 AM (2Ojst)
It's not a skeleton that pops out, but we'll take what we can get.
Nice pitchur, RDB.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 10:33 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: willow
Give assignments to media types in terrorist countries. Necks. Jihadis. Rusty blades. Some disassembly required.
Said coldly.
Posted by: dogfish at November 19, 2015 10:33 AM (0O2Lr)
Think it was also an intimidation tactic: make the iconic, well-visited comedy venue think twice about allowing comics mock her in future sets, get the message started there.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 10:33 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 10:33 AM (jOumW)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:33 AM (zOTsN)
Anyone who paid attention to his budget plan knew he's a bad liar going in.
Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2015 10:33 AM (ZbV+0)
identifying some douche Carly Simon was singing about in a song released
40 years ago.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Plus, this is apparently not even news...my wife told me this factoid at least 10 years ago.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 19, 2015 10:34 AM (/Ho8c)
Tried to look up some of those Pali mansions and hotels in GoogleMaps Streetview. Nothing. No Streetview in the West Bank at all.
Then I expanded the view, thinking that Google was trying to cover up the details of street life in the WB. Expanded more and realized something even more profound.
A good indicator that a country is a hopelessly fucked hell-hole is the absence of Google Streetview. Almost every Mideast and African country has none. Almost all of the mohammedan world has none (with the notable exception of Indonesia). China and the Norks.....nope.
Hell, SOUTH AFRICA is almost totally covered by Streetview.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 10:34 AM (FeQTe)
well
Turkey is sealing their border allegedly
can we do that?
and as long Congress is acting like they want to protect us from jihadis
SEAL THE BORDER
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:34 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 10:34 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:34 AM (zOTsN)
Won't that just attract polar bears and killer whales?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 10:35 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Dang at November 19, 2015 10:35 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 10:36 AM (xq1UY)
I'd pay serious money to see a Cruz v 0bama card.
On the Mark Levin show Cruz threw out a serious challenge for Obama to debate him face to face rather than hurl childish insults from abroad.
Posted by: gracepmc at November 19, 2015 10:36 AM (OU4q6)
Hell, SOUTH AFRICA is almost totally covered by Streetview.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 10:34 AM (FeQTe)
I think its an indicator which countries allow the free flow of information via the internet and which do not
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:36 AM (zOTsN)
Yep, my son told me about that. He loves wandering around a city using street view.
Think it signals a hell-hole as well as a country that doesn't want that type of access to street-level info from the internet. Security.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 10:36 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
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Yeah. But see, not even that stupid maneuver should be able to gain any traction, even though of course it will.
Here's why: if any Christians factions NOW were committing numerous terrorist acts in the name of Hitler, we should either stop them, if they are here, or not allow them to emigrate. Now that we know ISIS is smuggling in operatives through "syrian refugees" we should put a stop to that flow NOW.
As far as I can tell, the left's argument is "some people a long time ago that had X in common with you did some bad things, so to be fair you have to let our current favored group do bad things to you".
It's a ridiculous non-sequitur. If the people in the past did bad things and got away with it, then unfortunately those misdeeds will go unpunished. You cannot punish the innocent who are living TODAY simply because they have some morally irrelevant attribute (like skin color or a professed religion, though Hitler was a secularist) in common with people who lived a long time ago.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 10:37 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 10:37 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Insomniac
No. All the polar bears drowned when their floating iceberg melted.
Posted by: dogfish at November 19, 2015 10:37 AM (0O2Lr)
So what, they are not making the case that they are persecuted religious minoriities they are saying religion shouldn't be used as a factor when it's actually part of the law.
Muslims are not being persecuted in Syria but Jews and Christians are
So when some say we should accept Christians and not muslims we are actually following the letter and spirit of the law and Ryan and the SCOAMF are flouting it.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2015 10:37 AM (7GJvw)
http://tinyurl.com/noztlu8
But GOOD NEWS - U.S. doesn't think they have the capacity so we can all rest better.
Plus they're JV, so...
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 10:37 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 10:37 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:34 AM (zOTsN)
Won't that just attract polar bears and killer whales?
Clap clap clap clap
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 10:37 AM (+Q7pl)
Umlauts-R-Us!
Buy 11 umlauts and get the next one free!
Act now and receive a free, complimentary ampersand!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 10:38 AM (FeQTe)
Feel free to use my umlauts!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved
Das ist kühl! Danke!
Posted by: Dang at November 19, 2015 10:38 AM (2oWD2)
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Mick Jagger actually did the backup vocals for "You're So Vain."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2015 10:38 AM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Kreplach
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Erm, no you didn't. I just used a proxy.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 10:38 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Dang at November 19, 2015 10:38 AM (2oWD2)
The age-old GOPe question is he wrong or lying.
With TeamD it's always both so we got that going for us.
Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2015 10:39 AM (DL2i+)
I think its an indicator which countries allow the free flow of information via the internet and which do not
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:36 AM (zOTsN)
Like I said, hopelessly fucked hell-hole.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 10:39 AM (FeQTe)
Brian Williams was just reporting in her...saying she referred to whatshisnuts as her boyfriend, but she was actually his cousin.
He said this as if the two are mutually exclusive.
*snort*
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 10:39 AM (NOIQH)
That alone should have narrowed it down to Beatty or Bono. Suckers.
Posted by: Carly Simon at November 19, 2015 10:39 AM (E5UB0)
223 SEAL THE BORDER
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:34 AM (zOTsN)
Won't that just attract polar bears and killer whales?
Clap clap clap clap
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 10:37 AM (+Q7pl)
ISWYDT
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 10:40 AM (FeQTe)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 10:40 AM (WVsWD)
Clarke is 1000X smarter than both Hannity and Williams but did not bring up the obvious point that its a shitty comparison because no Jews were committing terrorist acts or threatening to commit them on US soil. Instead, Hannity kept yammering on about women not being allowed to drive under Shaaria law.
That's what I hate about these damn talking heads. Even the ones "on our side" don't make the obvious points any Moron and 'ette can make.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 10:40 AM (u0lmX)
And that's bitter a-historicity about Lindbergh. He was honey-trapped, and did everything he could to undo the damage once the war(s) started. As a reserve officer, he did a lot of good in the Pacific extending the range of the P-38.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 10:41 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 10:40 AM (WVsWD)
wait
I'm creating a safe space for you
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:41 AM (zOTsN)
Hairs officially split.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 10:41 AM (NOIQH)
http://tinyurl.com/noztlu8
____________________________
I don't think they really have a choice.
Funny thing is, peaceful types typically lose to heavily-armed aggressive types.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2015 10:41 AM (YqcVw)
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But don't worry. Obama is working to change all that. Soon we will be a hopelessly fucked hell-hole, but at least we will still have Google Streetview.
And let's not forget, google is part of the problem.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 10:42 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 10:40 AM (WVsWD)
wait
I'm creating a safe space for you
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:41 AM (zOTsN)
If he's a white hetero male, you're not supposed to give him a safe space. I think you're supposed to drink his tears or something instead.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 10:42 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 10:37 AM (WVsWD)
No deal unless you can show us some ampersands as well.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 10:42 AM (u0lmX)
Be quick about it. I have to meet some Friends at the Country Club. Don't want to be late for the first round of Martinis.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 10:42 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:41 AM (zOTsN)
Watch as I spend all morning alternating between singing 'you're so vain' and 'in my safe space'. Ugh.
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 10:42 AM (lIU4e)
Talk about exploding heads. I can't see the courts approving that, frankly.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 10:43 AM (4ErVI)
Two other parts are about two other different men.
Now surprise, surprise she has a tell-all book coming out next month. Free publicity is free.
Posted by: free range jihadist at November 19, 2015 10:43 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: MTF at November 19, 2015 10:43 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 10:44 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 10:44 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 10:44 AM (xq1UY)
Watch as I spend all morning alternating between singing 'you're so vain' and 'in my safe space'. Ugh.
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 10:42 AM (lIU4e)
Bully proof windows
And troll safe doors
Nothing but kindness in here
You might call me a pussy
But I won't hear you in my safe space
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 10:44 AM (2Ojst)
Startling data was released Wednesday morning showing Twitter support for ISIS is running high in the US, according to a Brookings Institute survey.
The US is ranked fourth in favorable tweets supporting ISIS, behind Saudi Arabia, Syria and Iraq.
--
This is what containment looks like in real life.
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 10:44 AM (tfM+W)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:44 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB
I'll get started setting up a perimeter with bags of poo...
Posted by: Dang at November 19, 2015 10:44 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 10:44 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois.
Is ok. You'll forget shortly. Then you'll be happy again.
Vote for Tim!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 10:44 AM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 10:45 AM (WVsWD)
_______________________________
Cuz jihad is such a universal term that applies to Presbyterians, Buddhists, Mormons, Falun Gong, Lutherans, Taoists, Zoroasters, Catholics and Methodists.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2015 10:45 AM (YqcVw)
Beatty always seemed to fit the part about an apricot scarf...
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 10:45 AM (lIU4e)
That's the thing with God-given Rights, is that they are themselves also God-given Duties.
If you can't be bothered to defend yourself with force, don't expect to claim any of the others.
Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2015 10:45 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 09:56 AM (fWAjv)
The Scanners one?"
Do a BING search for Riki-Oh GIF - is this the one you mean?
Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at November 19, 2015 10:45 AM (67aEn)
Do a BING search for Riki-Oh GIF - is this the one you mean?
Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at November 19, 2015 10:45 AM (67aEn)
That was more crushing than exploding, but certainly very messy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 10:46 AM (2Ojst)
its on you if you want to bring that to your club
The Wackenhut?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 10:46 AM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:47 AM (zOTsN)
"Yerrrrrrrr so vain, you probably think that we give a shit about a pop song from forty years ago."
Posted by: Sex Pistol premature detonation at November 19, 2015 10:47 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2015 10:47 AM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 10:47 AM (2Ojst)
Those who pound their swords into plowshares,
Will plow for those who didn't.
-Author Unknown
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 10:48 AM (+Q7pl)
Trump said some mosques may have to close
media says "TRUMP SAYS CLOSE MOSQUES"
not the same thing
the special ID card for muslims would be declared unconstitutional in a minute
he is reallyntalking about profiling. Bout time.
do it
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:48 AM (zOTsN)
"It's over Johnny."
E!'s The Soup is canceled:
Joel McHale's final show, which will also mark the series last, will air Dec. 18. E!'s prior iteration, Talk Soup, premiered in 1991 with Greg Kinnear as its then frontman. Other emcees followed, including Hal Sparks in the late 90s and Aisha Tyler in the early aughts, before McHale took over a rebooted version in 2004.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 10:48 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2015 10:49 AM (XQ/ck)
Posted by: Dang at November 19, 2015 10:49 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 10:49 AM (E5UB0)
He also reportedly bemoaned the fact that the Germans were converted to Christianity rather than Islam as he felt that Islam was more befitting to the strength and warrior vitality of the Deutschen Volk.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 19, 2015 10:50 AM (JxMoP)
Trump says Muslims might have to be registered in a database or have special ID cards. Also warrantless searches for them.
Talk about exploding heads. I can't see the courts approving that, frankly."
Why not - FDR did the same thing in 1941 to the Nisei without recrimination.... Precedence is precedence
Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at November 19, 2015 10:50 AM (67aEn)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:50 AM (zOTsN)
As apolitical as Raymond Chandler was on national issues, he actually wrote a pro-Coughlin spiel into the mouth of a nincompoop, just to make the point.
So, count on Whoopee and The Gals rediscovering him Unexpectedly soon.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 10:50 AM (xq1UY)
"Harry Squatter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 10:18 AM
Have you seen the Comic Relief parody "Harry Potter and the Secret Chamber Pot of Azerbaijan?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 10:50 AM (pLwjI)
Posted by: AnnaS at November 19, 2015 10:50 AM (P+I7L)
If they're promoting sharia, then shut them down. That's treason, plain and simple.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 10:51 AM (LUgeY)
UPDATED: LOS ANGELES POLICE OFFICER TARGETED, SHOT TO DEATH IN POLICE PARKING LOT BY TWO THUGS
Horrible. Another police officer gunned down in his personal vehicle by a couple of thugs who are still on the run from police in Los Angeles, California.
therightscoop.com
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 19, 2015 10:51 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 10:51 AM (E5UB0)
I think what we're seeing when Trump says stuff like this is negotiating. He'll throw out some stuff that couldn't ever see the light of day and then draw it back to things like placing mosques under heavy surveillance and closing the radical ones with known troublemakers.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 10:51 AM (4ErVI)
I used to love the soup, but when I got rid of cable it wasn't available anywhere so I gave it up. Should have put it on hulu...
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 10:51 AM (lIU4e)
Talk about exploding heads. I can't see the courts approving that, frankly."
Why not - FDR did the same thing in 1941 to the Nisei without recrimination.... Precedence is precedence
AND everyone keeps calling Trump a democrat. Precedence.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 10:52 AM (+Q7pl)
I think we have reached idiocracy.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 10:52 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2015 10:53 AM (FkBIv)
I have to go up to to see the difficult church lady and her daughter the treasurer today about church finances. Some of you know about this absolutely dysfunctional church and the powers and principalities involved there so I'd really appreciate prayers. The meeting is at 1:30. EST.
Thanks so much
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2015 10:53 AM (No/ki)
Getting the controller configured correctly takes some time (especially the right thumbpad), but it's definitely the best controller I've ever used.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 10:53 AM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at November 19, 2015 10:50 AM (67aEn)
There's Korematsu but don't expect SCOTUS to use stare decisis with it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 10:54 AM (4ErVI)
By that standard, Bill Maher is Christian.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 10:32 AM (u0lmX)
******************
From Luke 15, the parable of the prodigal son: "My son," the father said, "you are always with me, and everything I have is yours. But we had to celebrate and be glad, because this brother of yours was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found."
Posted by: Jesus at November 19, 2015 10:54 AM (5f5bM)
All Muslims, not just recent immigrants/refugees?
Sounds like he's doing that negotiating tactic where you first demand twice as much as you want so you don't lose anything you truly want in a 'compromise'. 'Bout dang time someone in the GOP figured that out.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 10:54 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 10:51 AM (4ErVI)
I think thats right'
say something outrageous, and then bargain
as opposed to GOPe who have no clue how to negotiate
I still say if Trump hadnt picked up the issue of Illegal Immigration last summer, and ran on it, Republican governors would not have had the stones to say no to Syrian refugees and GOPe would not be trying to put together bills to stop it
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:54 AM (zOTsN)
I used to love the soup, but when I got rid of cable it wasn't available anywhere so I gave it up. Should have put it on hulu...
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 10:51 AM (lIU4e)
I liked it when Greg Kinnear and John Henson were at the helm, but I thought it fell apart after that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 10:54 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 10:55 AM (4ErVI)
===
Yep.
Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 10:56 AM (3ZtZW)
Thanks so much
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2015 10:53 AM (No/ki)
prayers for you Fen
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:56 AM (zOTsN)
Make sure you're armed. With a calculator.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 10:56 AM (LUgeY)
If he does, he will be welcomed back into the fold.
Now go back and read the NT again. Try to understand it this time.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 10:56 AM (u0lmX)
"If you kill the terrorists, they think you'll be sending them to Paradise to be with 72 virgins! That's exactly what they want! Better to let them kill you and force them to live with remorse over their actions." - what they really mean.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 10:57 AM (E5UB0)
Will plow for those who didn't.
-Author Unknown
Posted by: rickb223
Shit Jefferson Said. Volume One. Good ol' Shit Jefferson.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 10:57 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 10:45 AM (WVsWD)
How much for all of the &&&&&&
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 19, 2015 10:57 AM (QPdNE)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 10:57 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 10:58 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 10:58 AM (4ErVI)
Hitler was baptized Catholic, but the religion had no role in his life. It's like when people point to Timothy Mc Veigh and say he was a Christian. So what? What he did was against the tenets of the faith, and he would never find a priest or minister to "bless" his diabolical acts like with the Muslims.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2015 10:58 AM (XQ/ck)
A whiff of Obama's 'pok-ee-stahn' nonsense.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 10:58 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 10:58 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 10:58 AM (zOTsN)
A whiff of Obama's 'pok-ee-stahn' nonsense.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 10:58 AM (NOIQH)
I prefer the term "goat-fucking mohammedan" myself.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 10:59 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 19, 2015 10:57 AM (QPdNE)
I am presently missing mine but when I get home, Tim and I can have a price war on ampersands. I'll undercut his prices and throw in some bacon as well.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 10:59 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 10:59 AM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 10:59 AM (NOIQH)
We're supposed to call them "reformers". That's what she called Assad.
Posted by: Sex Pistol premature detonation at November 19, 2015 11:00 AM (326rv)
Posted by: ThunderB
_____________________
I definitely can agree to that, I think we really have the upper hand on this, my fear though is someone will overreach and do something stupid.
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 11:00 AM (4jRrt)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 10:59 AM (u0lmX)
Deal!
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 19, 2015 11:00 AM (QPdNE)
Good luck with that. I've found there's no bigger asshole than an asshole who thinks they're carrying out a mission from God by being an asshole.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 11:00 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:01 AM (zOTsN)
Uh, dullard troll pretending to be Jesus, the prodigal son repented, stupid. Maher has not.
If he does, he will be welcomed back into the fold.
Now go back and read the NT again. Try to understand it this time.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 10:56 AM (u0lmX)
Correct. Maher has not, yet. The Spirit still can work.
Posted by: Jesus at November 19, 2015 11:01 AM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 19, 2015 11:02 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 11:00 AM (4jRrt)
The GOPe is running the show...what could go wrong?
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 19, 2015 11:02 AM (ck8TA)
I know, right?
You can tell they totes don't want you to know they're Muslim by the fact that they've named themselves "Islamic State".
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 11:02 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:02 AM (zOTsN)
Nothing at all.
First get no script then go here
http://www.killersites.com/webDesignersHandbook/ascii_page2.htm
All the ampersands and umlauts you could ever want.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 11:02 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: LizLem at November 19, 2015 11:03 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 11:03 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 11:03 AM (iQIUe)
If he does, he will be welcomed back into the fold.
Now go back and read the NT again. Try to understand it this time.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 10:56 AM
Funny, too, how those biblical sooper scholars quoting the NT re: not being judgmental always seem to forget the "Go, and sin no more" part, isn't it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 11:03 AM (pLwjI)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 11:03 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB
---------------------------------------------------------
He's half Jewish, half Catholic.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 11:03 AM (E5UB0)
He's going to win the Presidency in a landslide.
If the GOP was smart, they would ride his coat tails to an even larger congressional majority and hopeful hold and gain numbers in the Senate.
But the GOP is anything but smart.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2015 11:03 AM (9DS83)
Quel suprise:
The Center for Disease Control and Prevention reported troubling news on Tuesday that sexually transmitted infection rates skyrocketed over the last year, particularly among gay and bisexual men.
Trend data show rates of syphilis are increasing at an alarming rate (15.1 percent in 2014). Men who have sex with men (MSM) account for 83 percent of male cases where the sex of the sex partner is known.
http://www.cdc.gov/std/stats14/std-trends-508.pdf
Blame the magic Prep pill, which convinced Boy's Town that the good old days of no consequences promiscuity were back.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 11:04 AM (kdS6q)
I need to return last months unused ones.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Who do I speak to about a refund?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 11:04 AM (+Q7pl)
come on Ryan
wake up
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:04 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 19, 2015 11:04 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 11:04 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at November 19, 2015 11:04 AM (67aEn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016
Yeah. All you Morons with your fancy umlauts, ampersands, and other highfalutin special characters?
I hate you all.
But in a really nice way.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 19, 2015 11:05 AM (/Ho8c)
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Who do I speak to about a refund?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 11:04 AM (+Q7pl)
I'm sorry, but your &&&&& contract does not have a rollover or refund program.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 11:05 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: free range jihadist at November 19, 2015 11:05 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 11:05 AM (pLwjI)
Pretty sure Maher is Jewish
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:02 AM (zOTsN)
Wikipedia says he is Irish and was raised in his father's Roman Catholic religion. His mother is Jewish. Pretty sure he was baptized.
Posted by: Jesus at November 19, 2015 11:05 AM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner
I beg to differ.
The left loves to lie; we're seeing it in action now. Once the disinformation surfaces, there will be a desire to ignore it, downplay it, or discredit it.
Once it became known that misinformation was being pumped in, the left will happily hide behind it.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2015 11:05 AM (326rv)
Synagogues beat them all to the punch, with the famous "Fig Tree Letter." After that, every faith had their turn in the barrel of suspicion and close scrutiny. Some of it was justified. The sons of the prophet, knowing that they are right as usual, somehow have believed they would avoid this.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 11:05 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Killer Rabbit at November 19, 2015 11:05 AM (BWT7V)
Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at November 19, 2015 11:04 AM (67aEn)
Too busy taking French 101
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 19, 2015 11:05 AM (ck8TA)
It's sure looking good for Trump. Carson is fading fast.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 11:06 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 11:04 AM (kdS6q)
Prep pill?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 11:06 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 11:06 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 11:06 AM (pLwjI)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2015 11:06 AM (XQ/ck)
and corrupted by St. Paul (a jew). I am not sure that he ever explained
what pre-Pauline Christianity was but conspiracy theorists never have
all the answers.
He also reportedly bemoaned the fact that the Germans were converted
to Christianity rather than Islam as he felt that Islam was more
befitting to the strength and warrior vitality of the Deutschen Volk.
.
.
.Hitler detested the Arab race as he called them. He held them in lower esteem that the Russians and only grudgingly let the Heer raise a couple of small Units of Arab Muslims that saw no significant combat. He allegedly referred to them as apes or monkeys quite often.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 19, 2015 11:06 AM (iONHu)
What is you favorite color?
Posted by: Killer Rabbit at November 19, 2015 11:05 AM (BWT7V)
What manner of man is this, who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 11:06 AM (2Ojst)
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Who do I speak to about a refund?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 11:04 AM (+Q7pl)
I'm sorry, but your &&&&& contract does not have a rollover or refund program.
Posted by: Insomniac
Well FML.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 11:06 AM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:07 AM (zOTsN)
www.snopes.com/movies/films/blucher.asp
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at November 19, 2015 11:07 AM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 11:06 AM (NeFrd)
Un-tilde that happens, we'll just keep having fun! Oh, here, have a carat. You're not yourself when you're hungry.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 11:08 AM (2Ojst)
father's Roman Catholic religion. His mother is Jewish. Pretty sure he
was baptized.
Posted by: Jesus at November 19, 2015 11:05 AM (5f5bM)
Never knew that. Judaism follows the mother, so he's a Jew. At least according to JJ.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 19, 2015 11:08 AM (jJRIy)
The government has some advice if you're faced with a terrorist.
Try to run away. If you can't run, hide.
Or you could, you know, have a gun. But what do I know?
Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2015 11:08 AM (aP2cv)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 11:06 AM (NeFrd)
Semicolons are full of shit. Full colons or bust!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 11:08 AM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at November 19, 2015 11:08 AM (3ZtZW)
Wikipedia says he is Irish and was raised in his
father's Roman Catholic religion. His mother is Jewish. Pretty sure he
was baptized.
Posted by: Jesus at November 19, 2015 11:05 AM (5f5bM)
Of course, this also makes Geraldo a Jew, since his mom was Jewish.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 19, 2015 11:09 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:09 AM (jOumW)
being judgmental always seem to forget the "Go, and sin no more" part,
isn't it?
And the narrow, difficult path found by few part.
Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2015 11:09 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Yo! at November 19, 2015 11:09 AM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 19, 2015 11:08 AM (jJRIy)
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*****let the Catholics keep him*****
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:10 AM (zOTsN)
In other words, they aren't protesting at all. They're attacking.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 11:10 AM (39g3+)
Utah House minority leader Brian King tweeted dumb about the pushback against welcoming Syrian refugees with open arms: "Astonishing to me how fear based so many of my legislative colleagues are. #bedwetters Man (and woman) up!"
First thought: better a bedwetter than a mattress hauling millennial demanding safe spaces.
Second: how dare he define people strictly be two genders only? Hater!
Posted by: LizLem at November 19, 2015 11:10 AM (hvf9s)
quoting the NT re: not being judgmental always seem to forget the "Go,
and sin no more" part, isn't it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 11:03 AM (pLwjI)
*****************
Not at all. I totally get that part. But one of the points of the Prodigal Son story is that the father never stopped loving the son. The father did not kick him out of the family, and when the son asked to be taken back into the house as a servant, welcomed him as a son, not as a servant. The fatrher did not decide that the son was not a member of the family, and other members of the family did not decide that the son was not a member of the family. Only the prodigal son could make that decision. While he may have rejected the family at first, he came back. There is always hope where there is love.
Posted by: Jesus at November 19, 2015 11:10 AM (5f5bM)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 11:10 AM (pLwjI)
you never see that guy at all these days.
Did he suddenly gain 300 lbs or grow a crop of mega-face warts or something?
Posted by: naturalfake at November 19, 2015 11:10 AM (KUa85)
Other people's luck:
A young woman turned the evening commute into a rather thrilling adventure Wednesday, stripping down to her underwear while strolling down the middle lanes of the Bay Bridge.
The striptease caused quite a backup as California Highway Patrol vehicles flashed lights and cars swerved around trying to avoid the strolling exhibitionist, who was eventually arrested and taken to San Francisco General Hospital for a psychiatric evaluation.
"At the end, she was either naked or down to just a bra and panties," CHP Officer Van Eckhardt said. "It ended up slowing down traffic significantly. She was not the happiest person to go for a ride. She was enjoying her walk, I guess."
Not too shabby from the picture:
https://t.co/56bvKT3YKY pic.twitter.com/pUWkBLOF7A
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 11:10 AM (kdS6q)
He's going to win the Presidency in a landslide.
Posted by: Kreplach
______________________
I'm just amazed there are people that really believe that. I can understand Trump being a middle finger option if your goal is to just make a point and then lose, but why do the polls show every other Republican outperforming Trump against Hillary?
I'm honestly asking, where will this surge come from?
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 11:10 AM (4jRrt)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:10 AM (jOumW)
Every ampersand, every damned one -- is a vote for Tim.
bbl/ must DASH.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 11:11 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 19, 2015 11:09 AM (jJRIy)
******what have I told you!!! let the Catholics keep him!1*****
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:11 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
--
Semicolonoscopies are the eorst.
Posted by: @votermom at November 19, 2015 11:11 AM (cbfNE)
Try to run away. If you can't run, hide.
Or you could, you know, have a gun. But what do I know?
Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2015 11:08 AM (aP2cv)
Shelter in Place
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 19, 2015 11:11 AM (ck8TA)
larger congressional majority and hopeful hold and gain numbers in the
Senate."
I was musing about various Trump scenarios, and one of the plausible ones is a no-coattails Trump victory. Imagine enough voters, including irregular/infrequent voters, who are sufficiently disgusted with the GOP establishment that they walk into the booth, pull _one_ lever, for Trump the outsider, and leave.
Reagan exerted a similar dynamic with some fed-up voters in 1980. They voted for him. But not for other downticket Republicans. Which meant that in his first term, he had to cut deals with Democrats on the Hill to a much larger extent than he would have preferred. In 1984, Reagan's regular refrain was "Don't send me back alone!"
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 11:11 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Yo! at November 19, 2015 11:11 AM (GwIKd)
https://t.co/56bvKT3YKY pic.twitter.com/pUWkBLOF7A
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 11:10 AM (kdS6q)
Eh. Kinda looks like she has cankles, but it could be the lighting.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 11:11 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 11:12 AM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: Hillary! at November 19, 2015 11:13 AM (Bxzx1)
Try to run away. If you can't run, hide.
Or you could, you know, have a gun. But what do I know?
Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2015 11:08 AM (aP2cv)
Shelter in Place
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 19, 2015 11:11 AM (ck8TA)
pee on them
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:13 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nip Sip
-----------------------------------------------------
I believe Jews consider you to be Jewish if your mother is (from Ezra/Nehemiah), but I'd think if someone with a Jewish mother converts to Christianity, they'd be considered Christian by everyone else, no? Otherwise we'd have the situation where the Apostles could not be considered Christian, since their mothers were all Jewish.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 11:13 AM (E5UB0)
no kidding i kept putting it off through how many bannings?
anyway i actually sat down and took the time.
i want you guys to clap at my accomplishment, but i hear a few groans and thought bubbles, (sheesh willow are you sure you can potty by yourself)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:13 AM (jOumW)
Entirely correct. However, I wasn't referring to that quote. My apologies for the confusion.
And I still seem to be without ampersands. Carp.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 11:13 AM (pLwjI)
What sound does it make - interrobang!?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 11:14 AM (NOIQH)
331--I don't give a fuck if Bill Maher is "saved." I just wish he would
shut the fuck up. He has a hard-on for religion that borders on the
pathological. Instead of just owning up to the fact that he's a
drug-taking, prostitute-fucking hedonist, he has to go after the people
who he imagines are wagging their fingers at him.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2015 11:06 AM (XQ/ck)
****************
Yeah, although I wasn't a drug-taking, prostitute-fucking hedonist (indeed, far from it), I used to go after the Christians too. Then God decided I needed to go another direction.
Posted by: Paul at November 19, 2015 11:14 AM (5f5bM)
Testing again:
Crap! Missed it. One more time please. I'm ready.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 11:12 AM (+Q7pl)
*The Barrel jiggles the lure.....*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2015 11:15 AM (FeQTe)
Prep pill?
Posted by: Insomniac
Pre-exposure prophylaxis, or PrEP. Been a thing for the last few years. Aside from just begging PrEP resistant HIV to evolve, there's all these other consequences.
But on the upside, you get to pay for it -- depending on where you live. Don't know it the Feds have slithered it in as a covered drug yet.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 11:15 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 11:15 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:13 AM (zOTsN)
No, you're supposed to pee on yourself. Sheesh.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 11:15 AM (2Ojst)
Try to run away. If you can't run, hide.
Or you could, you know, have a gun. But what do I know?
Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2015 11:08 AM (aP2cv)
Shelter in Place
--
Stock up on bandages,
Posted by: @votermom at November 19, 2015 11:15 AM (cbfNE)
He is a self professed New Atheist and auteur of the movie Religulous. I'd think personal testimony overrides ancestry or past events like infant baptism.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 11:16 AM (E5UB0)
mother is (from Ezra/Nehemiah), but I'd think if someone with a Jewish
mother converts to Christianity, they'd be considered Christian by
everyone else, no? Otherwise we'd have the situation where the Apostles
could not be considered Christian, since their mothers were all Jewish.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 11:13 AM (E5UB0)
Many Jews do not define their ethnicity by their religion.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 19, 2015 11:16 AM (5f5bM)
"Either?" WTF? This guy can't tell the difference?
That's one of the stupidest things I've heard today.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 11:16 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:16 AM (jOumW)
Don't know. Why were there polls showing the Mittster was going to win?
You trust the polls if you want to. I'll pass on them.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 11:16 AM (WVsWD)
But I had to undergo elective circumflexcision in adult life, and that HURT.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 11:16 AM (noWW6)
But on the upside, you get to pay for it -- depending on where you live. Don't know it the Feds have slithered it in as a covered drug yet.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 11:15 AM (kdS6q)
Learn something new every day. I suppose unless you're in public health or you're a bathhouse bottom, it's not something that would be likely to be on many people's radar.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 11:17 AM (2Ojst)
I certainly get the F-U aspect of it, but hearing him talk is like listening to Bill Clinton when he'd tick off his simplistic bullet points. Though he only has one bullet point, which is some variation of all or best.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 11:17 AM (q/kmn)
Try to run away. If you can't run, hide.
Or you could, you know, have a gun. But what do I know?
Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2015 11:08 AM (aP2cv)
Shelter in Place
--
Stock up on bandages,
Become extremely flexible.
So you can kiss your ass goodbye.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 11:17 AM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 11:17 AM (xq1UY)
Reagan exerted a similar dynamic with some fed-up voters in 1980. They voted for him. But not for other downticket Republicans. Which meant that in his first term, he had to cut deals with Democrats on the Hill to a much larger extent than he would have preferred. In 1984, Reagan's regular refrain was "Don't send me back alone!"
Posted by: torquewrench
_____________________
I don't think it had anything to do with Reagan specifically, in fact he actually came in with a Republican Senate. That was just an era where Americans really were swing voters, Nixon also won 49 states and had a Democrat dominated Congress as well.
Americans trusted Republicans better on National Security during the Cold War so they dominated until the Soviet Union fell, but registered Democrats far outnumbered registered Republicans so they were the de facto governing party.
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 11:17 AM (4jRrt)
"Either?" WTF? This guy can't tell the difference?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
San Francisco cop. He might actually not be familiar....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 11:17 AM (kdS6q)
Looking for kuffar
Only time I'm happys
When I'm screaming akbar
Posted by: free range jihadist
You'll get NSU from that goat!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2015 11:18 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 11:18 AM (LUgeY)
Which surprised me, as those always used to tell you to hide under a desk and take it.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 11:19 AM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 19, 2015 11:19 AM (S2VsH)
Attkisson:
Agents with the U.S. Border Patrol are expressing frustration and anger after a group of men from Pakistan and Afghanistan was reportedly caught crossing the Mexican border into the U.S. this week. The agents say the incident was kept secret from them until they pressed their managers for information.
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 11:19 AM (tfM+W)
Listening to Trump in one-on-one interviews, I don't know how anyone is actually buying his schtick.
I
certainly get the F-U aspect of it, but hearing him talk is like
listening to Bill Clinton when he'd tick off his simplistic bullet
points. Though he only has one bullet point, which is some variation of
all or best.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 11:17 AM (q/kmn)
Hope and Change worked for me!
Posted by: JEF at November 19, 2015 11:20 AM (5f5bM)
I am really sick of people comparing the millions of young men streaming out of Syria with JEws in WWII
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:21 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:21 AM (jOumW)
Hmm, I hadn't thought about that. I need to reevaluate this "most people are normal" thingy I have.
Lately, there is much evidence to the contrary.
Much evidence. Lots. A dump truck full.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 11:21 AM (LUgeY)
Learn something new every day....it's not something that would be likely to be on many people's radar.
Posted by: Insomniac
Getting more general attention, at least in the larger cities with significant gay populations, as the question of whose going to pay for the drugs has popped up.
Turns out it's everybody else who gets hit with the tab for their Happy Pills.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 11:21 AM (kdS6q)
Punctuated semicolon.
There's a code for that, right?
---*twofer*---
You're So Vain? sorta related:
Why Is That Song Stuck in My Head?!
SciShow covers earworms.
https://youtu.be/pq53AjCCfuE
Posted by: mindful webworker - commenteritis at November 19, 2015 11:21 AM (hJ+K2)
Why yes, he is insane.
Weasel Zippers
Breaking: Explosion In Charleville, France, Police Raid Ongoing, 1 Reported Arrest
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:21 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 11:22 AM (xq1UY)
Must have been tense, imagining a future imperfect!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 11:22 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 11:22 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 19, 2015 11:22 AM (S2VsH)
You trust the polls if you want to. I'll pass on them.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved
__________________
All the state polls showed Obama winning the election. RealClearPolitics called 49 out of 50 states correctly just by averaging the polls.
You can definitely make a case that polling can be inaccurate, but when ALL the polls say the same thing and actually show many Republicans beating Hillary EXCEPT Donald Trump, you start having to come up with tin foil hat conspiracies for why it's saying that.
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 11:22 AM (4jRrt)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 11:22 AM (NeFrd)
the whle thing is asinine
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:22 AM (jOumW)
I want Cruz, and he does not do this as well but he is learning
simplistic bullet point make it easier for the stupid people at the nets to give you air time, they know how to cover you
Cruz gives long thoughtful answers that do not make it into the news
too long; didnt listen
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:23 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 11:23 AM (NeFrd)
Unfrikking believable....We need more "refugees" like We need a hole in the head... Who the hell is paying for this? It's not as if they speak English and have jobs.....
Posted by: donna at November 19, 2015 11:23 AM (/dSsq)
Why Is That Song Stuck in My Head?!
Probably because you think it's about you.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 11:24 AM (+Q7pl)
i can't believe we still have 14 more mths to experience with this guy
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:24 AM (jOumW)
Fatah takes to cartoons in demonizing Jews, after same official who stated 'right' to murder Jews compares Netanyahu to Hitler.
Some more of Fredo's bestest freinds
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:25 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:25 AM (jOumW)
Which surprised me, as those always used to tell you to hide under a desk and take it.
You gotta come at them like a spider monkey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aor2eMbXbhI
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 11:25 AM (LUgeY)
If Obama's in charge of approving tourist visas, I don't doubt it.
Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 11:25 AM (S9rS1)
Posted by: donna at November 19, 2015 11:23 AM (/dSsq)
Estimates cost to the US Taxpayers: 55 Billion...but hey let's cut the Military Budget
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:26 AM (gf8BH)
What did Real Clear Rinopiks say 11 months before last election?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 11:26 AM (WVsWD)
And once He's out he will be out there running His pathetic mouth off for the big bucks... Oh, and don't forget michelle will be a Senator.... We will never be rid of these people...
Posted by: donna at November 19, 2015 11:26 AM (/dSsq)
So, Carson beats Hillary, yet Trump beats Carson 39% to 18%.
Last poll I saw. How's that work again?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 11:26 AM (+Q7pl)
It's...complicated. It's as much an ethnic as religious designation. And it tends to be in the eye of the beholder, often in the worst ways possible.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 19, 2015 11:26 AM (9krrF)
I have Umlauts.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at November 19, 2015 10:37 AM (WVsWD)
Nice ref to that SNL fringe candidates skit.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at November 19, 2015 11:27 AM (wKcQA)
Cruz knows what he's talking about and why, and I appreciate that he'll tease out the knot, if you give him enough time.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 11:27 AM (q/kmn)
Now its kind of in reverse. People want local GOP, GOP in congress, and democrat in the White House. I can only speculate, but as a culture we've shifted to the point that instead of wanting liberty or death, we've decided that absolutely nothing is worth dying for, so we want guys that will not ever get us into war.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 11:27 AM (39g3+)
Yep!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 11:28 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:28 AM (jOumW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 19, 2015 11:28 AM (JO9+V)
Keep it simple, knock down objections, talk past the sales, etc.
If you happen to watch some business channels when they have CEOs on, there's a certain class of CEO who basically do the same thing.
There's a separate set, the technojargon ones, usually in Pharma, who do the "I'm so much smarter than you and here are all the long words to prove it" shtick.
Posted by: @votermom at November 19, 2015 11:28 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 11:29 AM (q/kmn)
Thought I had you there. The goldeye fish is oft-misnomered.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 11:29 AM (xq1UY)
Most polls show Donald Trump's Hair beating teh Hildabeast handily. Her polling is terrible. Most think she's a corrupt liar.
You should get out more.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 11:29 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:28 AM
Yup....
Posted by: donna at November 19, 2015 11:29 AM (/dSsq)
simplistic bullet points do seem to work very well with the LIV
I want Cruz, and he does not do this as well but he is learning
simplistic bullet point make it easier for the stupid people at the nets to give you air time, they know how to cover you
Cruz gives long thoughtful answers that do not make it into the news
too long; didnt listen
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:23 AM (zOTsN)
True story: I was at a Cruz fundraiser for his Senate primary campaign, and someone asked him who, other then his parents, had the most influence on his political philosophy, and he went into this long-winded answer, which I'm sure was very sincere, about a junior high school teacher. I told him afterwards, "Mr. Cruz, that was a batting practice pitch. This is Texas Republican primary. Your two answers are Ronald Reagan and my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, or both."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 19, 2015 11:29 AM (5f5bM)
Last poll I saw. How's that work again?
Posted by: rickb223
________________
You're comparing a general election poll to a Republican primary poll. Different sample group.
How is that confusing?
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 11:29 AM (4jRrt)
saw photo at Pam Gellers place of female jihadi before she sploded
no way that girl was a natural blond
allegedly her head went through the window
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:29 AM (zOTsN)
It doesn't help that I feel really lousy and al also dealing with the teen from hell (Well, he's not that bad) who told me again today that he hates his chemistry class and that he has told me that every day since school began (71 days) LOL.I I said-among other things-that he he had to suck it-that part of becoming an adult was getting through things you don't like and no change can be made now. I don't know if other people have kids that hang onto things like a dog with a bone but this is one of the features of my kid with high functioning autism. He actually was a little better yesterday but......uggh.
Just part of the stuff of life we all have to deall with.
I pray a lot. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2015 11:30 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 11:30 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickb223
Everyone knows it's all about ME!
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 19, 2015 11:30 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 19, 2015 11:30 AM (NeFrd)
I just had my knot teased out last night, IYKWIM.
Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 11:30 AM (S9rS1)
I pray a lot. :^)
You've got My prayers too...
Posted by: donna at November 19, 2015 11:31 AM (/dSsq)
135 have been processed, with 65 more to go. They've been given 'quasi-refugee' status which means they have to leave at some point.
They also flew into the country and apparently have money according to the article I read. So Korea won't be giving away free sh!t and getting more refugees.
So overall, not too bad. Israel, South Korea - two of the smartest countries on the planet. I quickly scanned through my head for other countries to add other Western countries to the list but the rest are too suicidal to make the cut.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 19, 2015 11:32 AM (AC0lD)
Posted by: #blacklivesmatter at November 19, 2015 11:32 AM (FGvan)
-------------------
He can get another 10 pt bounce if he goes straight profiling. TSA, borders, all of it.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 19, 2015 11:32 AM (kXzR8)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 11:32 AM (noWW6)
Which surprised me, as those always used to tell you to hide under a desk and take it.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 11:19 AM (q/kmn)
My work training said the same, which I was pleased about. Of course, there were no tips on how to do that...just if you're stuck in a room with someone who wants to kill you and you can't get out, might as well attack as not.
Sidenote, I just realized I'm supposed to bring a 'favorite fall treat' to a party tomorrow, instead of just bourbon, which is what I had planned. I guess bourbon would count, though, right?
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 11:32 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2015 11:32 AM (No/ki)
Pair of attacks by Palestinians, including a stabbing at Tel Aviv office building, kills 3 Israelis, police say: http://apne.ws/1Ne4mPA
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 19, 2015 11:33 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 19, 2015 11:29 AM (5f5bM)
HA
he is so smart but he needs to be more concise, more assertive and less sermon like delivery
when he talks off the cuff and not rehearsed he is wonderful
I would love a President Cruz
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:33 AM (zOTsN)
Last poll I saw. How's that work again?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 11:26 AM (+Q7pl)
All voters versus Republican voters. In the RCP average of polls, Clinton beats Trump 47.7-43.3 and Carson beats Clinton 48.5-44.5 among all voters. Among Republicans only, Trump has 24.6 and Carson has 21.8 percent.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 19, 2015 11:34 AM (5f5bM)
allegedly her head went through the window
Posted by: ThunderB
_______________________
So what you're saying is, there's a cure for blondness?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 11:34 AM (xq1UY)
The tourists come and leave money behind. The refugees come, sign up for the dole and make the country poorer. Some significant amount of these refugees/immigrants are costing us billions in monitoring and law enforcement costs.
I swear he's the dumbest fuck ever to desecrate the white house.
Posted by: free range jihadist at November 19, 2015 11:34 AM (7v/r5)
Anyone else getting pain-iin-the-ass redirects with Safari on the site?
Oh. Just me. I get it...
Posted by: Dan Patterson at November 19, 2015 11:34 AM (+klYE)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 11:35 AM (E5UB0)
when he talks off the cuff and not rehearsed he is wonderful
I would love a President Cruz
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:33 AM (zOTsN)
Agreed. He also needs to smile a lot more. Angry doesn't get elected.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 19, 2015 11:35 AM (5f5bM)
Just part of the stuff of life we all have to deall with.
I pray a lot. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke a
I hear ya
is a tutor an option? sometimes it helps
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:35 AM (zOTsN)
when he talks off the cuff and not rehearsed he is wonderful
I would love a President Cruz
Posted by: ThunderB
_____________
I would love it to, if I could actually hand pick someone without going through voters, it would probably be him.
But I really see him losing in a General Election, and not because he's "too conservative" he just has a really poor presence and delivery.
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 11:35 AM (4jRrt)
************
You're a good person--maybe you deserve to take some time for yourself.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 19, 2015 11:36 AM (mcm0N)
Bourbon is never not appropriate.
One of the tastiest holiday goodies I ever had was cherries soaked in bourbon. Three or four of those produced a warm seasonal glow in about ten minutes.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 11:36 AM (LUgeY)
asking for an amendment to a bill to stop subsidized housing for ME refugees
of course Susan Collins is NOT having it and will not allow the amendment
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:36 AM (zOTsN)
the senate appropriations bill
PAUL just offered an amendment to STOP all subsidized housing for refugees from the ME
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:37 AM (zOTsN)
If someone with a Jewish mother converts to Christianity, do they still get nagged about applying to medical school?
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 11:32 AM (noWW6)
Ask NGU. Wait, he's a dentist, nevermind.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 19, 2015 11:37 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 19, 2015 11:38 AM (mcm0N)
Rum balls.
How you get them off the rum is your job.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 11:38 AM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:38 AM (zOTsN)
and not because he's "too conservative" he just has a really poor
presence and delivery.
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 11:35 AM (4jRrt)
Sadly, I must agree. We rarely elect professors, ask Adli Stevenson.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 19, 2015 11:38 AM (jJRIy)
the fks must all be watching the same videos
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:39 AM (jOumW)
It's...complicated. It's as much an ethnic as religious designation. And it tends to be in the eye of the beholder, often in the worst ways possible.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 19, 2015 11:26 AM (9krrF)
No it's pretty straight forward...If you are born of a legitimate Jewish Mother, you are considered Jewish....Now if you convert to Christianity and get baptized...well then all bets are off and you are no longer considered Jewish.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:39 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 19, 2015 11:39 AM (mcm0N)
Maybe online? I've somewhat befriended a 15 year old guitar player. He is homeschooled online with Skype for some classes. Smart young'un and a pretty good player. Kewl parents, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 11:39 AM (LUgeY)
For my part, I think he should get those tats, and take up smoking.
Right now that poster image is living rent-free in Gaylord's head.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 11:39 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: donna at November 19, 2015 11:40 AM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 19, 2015 11:39 AM (mcm0N)
Jews in Jersey are still Jewish, we just speak different
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:40 AM (gf8BH)
Cornyn obkects to Pauls amendment because it gets in the way of his getting to be Uncle Sugar
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:40 AM (zOTsN)
Nah. Buffleheads have more than one color in the head. Goldeneyes have a solid-colored head, that looks black unless the sunlight catches it, then it's either green or purple (Barrows). And of course their golden eyes.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 19, 2015 11:40 AM (S2VsH)
So, Sheldon and Amy are suppose to "do it" at the season finale. They havent even been to second base yet!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 11:41 AM (iQIUe)
ooohhh...that sounds good. Off to google!
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 11:41 AM (lIU4e)
and not because he's "too conservative" he just has a really poor
presence and delivery.
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 11:35 AM (4jRrt)
Sadly, I must agree. We rarely elect professors, ask Adli Stevenson.
Posted by: Nip Sip
____________________
He's like a Jesse Helms, the man could never be President but he could really leave a big mark on the Senate if he made that his home.
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 11:41 AM (4jRrt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:41 AM (gf8BH)
Doesn't matter it's all for show.... Nothing will come of it...
Posted by: donna at November 19, 2015 11:41 AM (/dSsq)
The thought of one of the Weird Sisters making a big enough mis-step as to leave herself open to a primary challenge warms the cockles of my heart.
Of course, it's the Northeast, so any replacement of Collins would almost certainly turn out to be as bad or worse.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 11:42 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:42 AM (gf8BH)
You are so right....
Posted by: donna at November 19, 2015 11:43 AM (/dSsq)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:38 AM (zOTsN)
And kcuf this Cornyn guy in particular.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 19, 2015 11:43 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:43 AM (gf8BH)
Srsly? They're broke up.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 11:44 AM (+Q7pl)
Because that would explain a lot right there, considering.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 11:44 AM (xq1UY)
lots of kids stabbings, all within 4 hours
Metropolitan Police: two 15-year-old boys have been stabbed at Kingsdale School in West Dulwich - one boy in critical condition in hospital
Boy, 15, critical after Birmingham bus stabbing
Teenager aged 15 fighting for his life after he was stabbed on top deck of bus
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 19, 2015 11:44 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:44 AM (jOumW)
they will never attach anything controversial to any spending bill
spending must continue at all costs
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:45 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: @votermom at November 19, 2015 11:45 AM (cbfNE)
I kid, I kid...
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 19, 2015 11:45 AM (S2VsH)
Do I have it correctly?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 11:45 AM (OAxss)
The hitler was a Christian thing is so unbelievably idiotic. If you
could associate any kind of religion with the third reich it would be
Teutonic neo-paganism.
xxxx
Don't forget the Crusades!!!!
Christians are uber violent, and will kill everyone!!!
TIMOTHY MCVEIGH!!! ELEVENTY!!!
Posted by: Shrill, Screaming Liberals Everywhere at November 19, 2015 11:46 AM (9JJgN)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:44 AM (jOumW)
Nothing ...like everything else Paul does it was also just for show...He talks big and NEVER delivers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:46 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 11:46 AM (39g3+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9MiS9tn_r4
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 11:46 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 19, 2015 11:46 AM (qCMvj)
my oldest boy was/is challenging like that...(he's not autistic).....what redeems him is he has such wonderful compassionate moments.....when he sees someone at their lowest....it could even be a complete stranger.....he always has the right words to comfort them..
i saw this yesterday and reading your comment made me think you would appreciate it..... http://tinyurl.com/pcfxhqq
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 19, 2015 11:46 AM (0O7c5)
Do I have it correctly?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 11:45 AM (OAxss)
Pretty much
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:46 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:46 AM (jOumW)
Oh man, I feel you! What is it about Chemistry that he hates? Is it the subject matter or the teacher or the students?
Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2015 11:47 AM (JN4Iq)
Collins and Cornyn are offering it
Paul offered an amendment to the appropriations bill asking that all susbidies for housing to ME refugees stop
Collins and Cornyn objected to Pauls amendment and killed it
Paul was just doing a sympbolic thing for speechifying later, doesnt look like he bothered to get any support for his amendment
Collins and Cornyn are committed to the flow of spice
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:47 AM (zOTsN)
Well I hang with Jews from Queens so....they could probably translate. Actually I need the one from Cali to tell me what the hell they are saying...one sarted off in the Bronx jezzuz.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 19, 2015 11:47 AM (mcm0N)
Isn't it ironic... doncha think?
Posted by: mindful webworker - iconically at November 19, 2015 11:47 AM (hJ+K2)
Really pretty simple
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:48 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Fearful Symmetry at November 19, 2015 11:48 AM (E5UB0)
'favorite fall treat' to a party tomorrow, instead of just bourbon,
which is what I had planned. I guess bourbon would count, though, right?
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 11:32 AM
There's a lovely maple-infused bourbon from Vermont that would probably be received very well. Makes a helluva Manhattan.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 11:48 AM (pLwjI)
He has had a tutor before in another class and it helped
He 's doing fine. He has a B average. He got placed in the lower tier Chemistry class (because he struggled with Physics last year) and it's going incredibly slowly and he's bored out of his mind. He insisted it for the stupid kids when half the school takes the same class.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2015 11:48 AM (No/ki)
I was too late to comment yesterday, but it looks like our inside source has been assimilated. She seemed to truly not understand that "Considering adding language" is not the same as *doing* something.
She also seemed to think people were saying they didn't believe Ryan had said those things when they were trying instead to explain that it didn't matter Ryan had said those things if no action happened.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2015 11:49 AM (GDulk)
Srsly? They're broke up.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 11:44 AM (+Q7pl)
==========
Make up sex?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 11:49 AM (iQIUe)
I can only speculate, but as a culture we've shifted to the point that instead of wanting liberty or death, we've decided that absolutely nothing is worth dying for, so we want guys that will not ever get us into war.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 11:27 AM (39g3+)
Which of course means that war will come to us.
Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2015 11:49 AM (zoehZ)
Still looking for this bumper sticker.
"No Muslims, Know Peace"
Frankly, I'd love to see a Trump ad showing the aftermath of an Islamist attack in NY or LA or any of the blue state cities. You know, the bloody bodies, the weeping, the children lying dead in the streets.
Then cut to an American flag, torn and tattered, fluttering from a cracked pole. Voice over of the dog-eating crackhead talking about how he's not interested in America winning.
Watch as the flagpole cracks and the flag falls to the bloody, debris-strewn ground. Another voice over of Obama intoning that, should the political winds change, he will always stand with the Muslims.
Cut to black screen reading, "We know whose side he's on. What about you?"
But that would mean calling out the worthless, treasonous cocksucker as a worthless, treasonous cocksucker.
Which means no one will do it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2015 11:49 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 11:50 AM (noWW6)
It's a great subject for someone detail obsessed as I imagine he might be. Being bored must be very frustrating for him.
Posted by: @votermom at November 19, 2015 11:51 AM (cbfNE)
She also seemed to think people were saying they didn't believe Ryan had said those things when they were trying instead to explain that it didn't matter Ryan had said those things if no action happened.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2015 11:49 AM (GDulk)
She's an idiot who kept posting the same dribble expecting it to sound different each time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:51 AM (gf8BH)
Really pretty simple
Posted by: Nevergiveup
It really is that simple, rather than getting bogged down with religious tests, just zero funding. Most Americans would easily back that, the idea of these people coming over AND getting taken care of by the taxpayer for life is sickening. Let Obama veto that.
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 11:51 AM (4jRrt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 11:52 AM (OAxss)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:52 AM (gf8BH)
Still working over at Dark-Satanic Mills?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 11:52 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 11:48 AM (pLwjI)
That sounds good too!
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 11:52 AM (lIU4e)
heard the muslim call to prayer in Rome at 2 am yesterday morning -- it woke me up, probably was some asshole in the street outside the hotel
I thought it might have been a dream, but no, the guy at the front desk heard it, too
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 11:53 AM (4iX1z)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:53 AM (gf8BH)
She also seemed to think people were saying they didn't believe Ryan had said those things when they were trying instead to explain that it didn't matter Ryan had said those things if no action happened.
I truly wish that those we send to DC to act in our place would cut all the bullshit and seal the borders. Pass a bill stating the same and send it to TFG. Then let him explain why he's vetoing it.
Stop fucking around and just do it. This is a very serious issue and political grandstanding is wholly inappropriate when the safety of the country is at stake.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 11:53 AM (LUgeY)
The bomber in the bath
http://goo.gl/t4LVg2
First moron who can find uncensored photo wins platinum membership.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 11:54 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 11:51 AM (4jRrt)
tell that to Ryan
the spice must flow
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:54 AM (zOTsN)
Amazing. Government has come to tyrannize over the most basic aspects of our lives instead of safeguarding our freedoms. Maybe government can't be delegated. Like at all. If Soros had to bribe all 300 million Americans, it would no longer be possible for him to carry out his agenda.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 11:54 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 11:54 AM (4iX1z)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:55 AM (jOumW)
He asked for extra work which the teacher said he could ask for and then she wouldn't give it to him. Being a kid on the spectrum he radiates between having too high an opinion of himself and then agonizing because he 's under the special ed umbrella and he thinks that stigmatizes him.
If i had the money (which i don't) I would put him in the private excellent good Christian school. It's not too easy being a conservative in a public school either.
Ok, sorry for whining, folks and thanks for listening and for the suggestions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2015 11:55 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 11:52 AM
Here ya go:
http://www.vermontspirits.com/products-No14-bourbon.html
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 11:55 AM (pLwjI)
Good G-D Nadler? Lose soem fucikin weight you fat bastard and Jew hating Jew
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:55 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 11:56 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:56 AM (jOumW)
it looks like our inside source has been assimilated.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Twas never else. Ever notice you only see her post here when the GOPe is in deep trouble? Between crises, she's a ghost.
Knowledgeable, but just a paid flack.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 11:57 AM (kdS6q)
it looks like our inside source has been assimilated.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Which poster was it?
Posted by: donna at November 19, 2015 11:58 AM (/dSsq)
Catholic schools will do graduated rates according to income--maybe that school will do the same?
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 19, 2015 11:58 AM (mcm0N)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 11:59 AM (jOumW)
1/4 ounce in a double of cheapish bourbon ages it about 10 years.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 11:59 AM (xq1UY)
We've got the CO governor saying "Send us Syrians!!" while the Atty General is saying "Don't you dare send us Gitmo detainees!".
We're going to get both, which will only lead to something bad.
WASTF
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 12:00 PM (NOIQH)
RAND PAUL
asking for an amendment to a bill to stop subsidized housing for ME refugees
of course Susan Collins is NOT having it and will not allow the amendment
The bitch must hear history calling again. Or was that Olympia Snowe?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2015 12:00 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 12:00 PM (jOumW)
I got the distinct whiff of M8B having obtained a day job in Capitol Hill establishment Republican circles. If it was actually the ye olde tyme M8B.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 12:00 PM (noWW6)
ok now off to do something good.
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2015 12:01 PM (jOumW)
New Banning Policy: Stop with the Personal Attacks Based on Nothing More Than Disagreement With Someone's Position, or Your Ass Will be Permanently Banned
*types*
*deletes*
*types*
*deletes*
Good Day!
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 19, 2015 12:03 PM (JO9+V)
It's not necessarily about winning the vote.
It's about putting something before the SCOAMF and making him veto it and putting him on the record on an issue the American people feel strongly about - National Security.
But they never make him veto anything. So they never create that friction point.
They are in on it.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2015 12:03 PM (7GJvw)
I'm seeing them here in the 680 corridor. That's the thing about my valley. Compared to the rest of the bay, we're much hotter in summer but much colder in winter.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 19, 2015 12:03 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 12:03 PM (xq1UY)
"US military says future implants will boost memory and eradicate stress in soldiers." (and also overcome that persnickety reluctance to engage one's own countrymen and disarm them for !Shrillary?).
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at November 19, 2015 12:03 PM (ucB75)
AP: Pope's security detail nearly doubled; Italy bans drones
This is what containment looks like in real life
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 12:04 PM (tfM+W)
There's still an argument for forcing Democrats, and Obama, to formally go on the record with their full-throttle stance on refugee admissions. When the inevitable act of terror by "refugees" occurs, that will be hugely politically consequential. Make the liberals own it.
Unfortunately the GOP in the House are now helmed by a guy who is intent on amicably "finding ways to work with" Obama. Gee, wasn't that exactly the master plan from the previous guy? And how did that work out again?
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 12:04 PM (noWW6)
she works at a museum
Posted by: willow
The impression one got from some of her comments is that she was or did actually work on The Hill. Unless there's IRL knowledge to the contrary.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 12:05 PM (kdS6q)
We are first treated to literally sanctimonious lectures from the Dope about how guns are an affront to Christian values. Then when his own personal security is potentially at risk, the Dope retreats behind walls of men armed with guns.
Hypocrisy: how does it work?
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 12:06 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 11:55 AM (pLwjI)
Thanks!
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 12:06 PM (lIU4e)
I've come to realize there's no grand scheme. He's just that way. He only has one viewpoint, and absolutely ignores and rejects anything else. According to SHeryl Atkisson, she's heard that Obama will not read any intelligence warning about groups that he does not consider a threat. Simply doesn't care what is said about them; they aren't a problem in his worldview.
http://tinyurl.com/oduo5fa
Obama is so set in his ways, he only has one way of talking and seeing the world. This isn't some strategy, he just is the voice that a certain segment of the population agrees with and cares nothing about anyone else. He's not trying to shore up votes or sway anyone.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 12:08 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 12:09 PM (9mTYi)
Ok, sorry for whining, folks and thanks for listening and for the suggestions.
You're welcome. Despite our obsessions with boobehs, booze and gums, there are lots of shoulders to lean on here.
We're almost useful at times.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 12:09 PM (LUgeY)
______________
I hope they do line up with Obama, makes them much easier to beat in an election.
There was never going to get the votes to pass this with 2/3rds of Congress. It's about getting Democrats to make an uncomfortable vote and Obama to veto something the overwhelming majority of Americans wants. And get Hillary to make a stand as well.
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 12:10 PM (4jRrt)
Posted by: MTF at November 19, 2015 12:11 PM (TxJGV)
There's still an argument for forcing Democrats, and Obama, to formally go on the record with their full-throttle stance on refugee admissions.
If the GOP was politically savy, they'd force Obama to veto. Force him to veto over and over, hundreds of times over the coming months. This builds the perception among voters that the Democrats are obstructionist, contrary, angry, blocking all progress and activity, and denying the will of the people in congress. It would work.
Not that it would matter, but they could leverage this despite the press coverage.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:11 PM (39g3+)
Looks more like Red Green trying to hide from Harold.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 12:11 PM (+Q7pl)
1 Colonel, 1 Major, 2 Captains, 1 Chaplain, and 99 enlisted. Besides halberds and swords; SIG P220 and H+K MP5A3s are among their arsenal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 12:12 PM (OAxss)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 12:06 PM (noWW6)
Oh....I think you found out exactly how it works!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2015 12:13 PM (Pjpaz)
SHOW ME THE NIPPLE!!!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 12:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 12:08 PM (2Ojst)
Thanks too! I'm going to check out the liquor store at lunch and see what they have. Because I don't actually feel like cooking anything.
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 12:13 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 12:13 PM (zOTsN)
the Pope was also talking about "refugees" being an opportunity to enter more deeply into the Beatitudes
this was Friday, just before the jihadi attack
I'm sure the dead have entered more deeply
we need to understand not only how to help, but how to defend and protect
where is the Pope on defending and protecting?
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 12:13 PM (4iX1z)
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 19, 2015 12:14 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:14 PM (39g3+)
There was never going to get the votes to pass this with 2/3rds of Congress. It's about getting Democrats to make an uncomfortable vote and Obama to veto something the overwhelming majority of Americans wants. And get Hillary to make a stand as well.
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 12:10 PM (4jRrt)
but really try to get it to pass. Force the dems to commit
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 12:15 PM (zOTsN)
There's still an argument for forcing Democrats, and Obama, to formally go on the record with their full-throttle stance on refugee admissions.
Posted by: torquewrench
Remember when putting the Democrats on record with unpopular votes was the GOPe political melee weapon of choice?
Apparently it's a thing, till it ain't.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 12:15 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 12:15 PM (OAxss)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2015 12:15 PM (1xUj/)
I'm amazed how many conservatives though will make a case for the filibuster.
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 12:15 PM (4jRrt)
President but he could really leave a big mark on the Senate if he made
that his home.
Posted by: Coolio at November 19, 2015 11:41 AM (4jRrt)
Chief Justice is a lifetime appointment. Or any Justice, for that matter.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 19, 2015 12:15 PM (5f5bM)
You just know there have to be some derringers in there, too.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 12:16 PM (noWW6)
The Pontifical Swiss Guard, who is charged with guarding the Pope, had in 2005 135 members.
1
Colonel, 1 Major, 2 Captains, 1 Chaplain, and 99 enlisted. Besides
halberds and swords; SIG P220 and H+K MP5A3s are among their arsenal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 12:12 PM (OAxss)
http://www.guns.com/2014/04/13/guns-swiss-guard/ i forget...i think you gave me this link a few months back
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 19, 2015 12:16 PM (0O7c5)
I've come to realize there's no grand scheme. He's just that way. He only has one viewpoint, and absolutely ignores and rejects anything else. According to SHeryl Atkisson, she's heard that Obama will not read any intelligence warning about groups that he does not consider a threat. Simply doesn't care what is said about them; they aren't a problem in his worldview.
http://tinyurl.com/oduo5fa
Obama is so set in his ways, he only has one way of talking and seeing the world. This isn't some strategy, he just is the voice that a certain segment of the population agrees with and cares nothing about anyone else. He's not trying to shore up votes or sway anyone.
Bingo.
And this is the real tragedy of his Presidency. Obama has the media and a large segment of the population in his pocket. He could have doubled down on Bush's foreign policy and no one would have called him a warmonger. ISIS would have been a fart in the wind if Obama just had the sense to recognize the potential danger. But nothing will ever sway him from the narrative he's already committed to. He is a know-it-all who in actuality knows nothing.
Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 12:17 PM (S9rS1)
Blessed are the Peacemakers. The Swiss ones, with 16-foot pikes.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 12:17 PM (xq1UY)
Republicans are pretty much quitters. They don't force an actual filibuster, just the threat is enough. They don't force a vote, just counting and seeing that it probably won't pass is enough. They don't force a veto, just promising is enough. No spine, no fortitude, no guts.
You just know there have to be some derringers in there, too.
Their Halberds have that thing that goes up.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:18 PM (39g3+)
There's still an argument for forcing Democrats, and Obama, to
formally go on the record with their full-throttle stance on refugee
admissions.
Posted by: torquewrench
Remember when putting the Democrats on record with unpopular votes was the GOPe political melee weapon of choice?
Apparently it's a thing, till it ain't.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 12:15 PM (kdS6q)
Whatever happened to horsetrading for votes? We give you the highway appropriation for your state, you vote with us to cut off funds for bringing in Syrian refugees. Back when the Senate worked, I believe that was the way it worked.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 19, 2015 12:18 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 12:15 PM (OAxss)
==============
Decades ago, flew into Rome and there was a tank on the runway. A guy was looking out the hatch, winking at the women disembarking. So, Italian...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 12:18 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 12:19 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at November 19, 2015 12:19 PM (Jj/2n)
pajama boys everywhere
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 12:20 PM (4iX1z)
That Atkisson bit also inclues a tidbit about him basically having solidified everything he believes in in the 90s and not changing regardless of how the world changes. He's stuck in the past and will not even listen to anything contrary.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:20 PM (39g3+)
it's common sense
maybe someday it will return in DC, but I have my doubts
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 12:21 PM (4iX1z)
Posted by: Yo! at November 19, 2015 12:21 PM (GwIKd)
The Democrats would claim to offer a trade, then when it came to when they would hold up their side, they flipped off the GOP, teabagged them, then went and did whatever they wanted.
After a while, even the dunces in the Republican side figured out there was no actual trade happening.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Colin at November 19, 2015 12:21 PM (8BlfF)
And I'm already sweet enough.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 12:21 PM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
They banned the smoke filled room.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2015 12:21 PM (FkBIv)
solidified everything he believes in in the 90s and not changing
regardless of how the world changes."
Say, anyone else remember when liberals said that any person unable to change course in the face of new evidence was temperamentally unsuitable for the Presidency? Good times.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 12:22 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 19, 2015 12:22 PM (0O7c5)
Are you guys talking about Miss80sbaby?
She has to be talked about and smeared while she's not here to defend herself?
She has to beherded off? She always brought great information but now that's a bad thing?
Liberals do that sort of thing--supposedly we are for he free market of ideas, the dialectic. Free speech.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 19, 2015 12:23 PM (mcm0N)
it's common sense
maybe someday it will return in DC, but I have my doubts
Posted by: Feh
They'll sign on to a watered down bill.
JEF will veto it.
It's up to the Stupid Party to attempt to override the veto.
Mostly likely, it will die in the Senate juuuuuuust shy of the votes needed. And not only will it die, but the 100 dems get to claim that they voted for it.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2015 12:23 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 12:23 PM (E5UB0)
George Will - After Paris, we should look to Chris Christie
I'll -- slap you till your bow tie spins.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 12:23 PM (kdS6q)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzE6Mo8UchA
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 12:23 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at November 19, 2015 12:23 PM (Jj/2n)
Posted by: Barack Obama
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And, regulate Uber.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 12:24 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 19, 2015 12:24 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 19, 2015 12:24 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at November 19, 2015 12:25 PM (Jj/2n)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 19, 2015 12:25 PM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner
I wish I could find a pot of gold in my back yard.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2015 12:25 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 12:23 PM (kdS6q)
Talk about someone who can't change their worldview based on new evidence we have...Georgie Will.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 12:25 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 12:26 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Christopher
-------------------
The hunger strike guy at Mizzou is the perfect example.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 12:26 PM (9mTYi)
I have an uncomfortable feeling that those still exist. Just with a different variety of smoke filling them.
The senior Republican leadership emerge and announce the deal they have struck. No restrictions on "refugees", no changes to Obama's Middle East policies, a lifting of the debt ceiling, full funding of all Obama budget requests through the end of his second term, additional slashing cuts to military pay and benefits, no repeal of Obamacare, a guaranteed passage for Obamatrade.
In response, Obama will courier over one extra large bag of Fritos.
Dude, we _totally_ took Obama in that negotiation. Like, no one ever thought he'd agree to anything more than the medium size bag.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 12:26 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: The Leprechaun at November 19, 2015 12:26 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 12:27 PM (OAxss)
LIV liberals support their team, no matter what. Same goes for LIV conservatives. There is no rational thought involved. What we are seeing is more people who aren't committed partisans starting to see the light with Obama, hence the governor groundswell this week. The way he responded to Paris by making it all about himself again was impossible to ignore.
Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 12:28 PM (S9rS1)
can someone explain to me why TFG wants to remove assad?
if it were up to me, after Paris, I'd get all the guys together and say let's share GPS coordinates -- this weekend, there won't be a single ISIS target in the Middle East that isn't a smoking crater
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 12:29 PM (4iX1z)
Posted by: free range jihadist at November 19, 2015 12:29 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Colin at November 19, 2015 12:29 PM (8BlfF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 19, 2015 12:30 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 12:31 PM (4iX1z)
*fistbump* God made man. Samuel Colt made them equal.
WWJC? What Would Jesus Carry? Peacemakers.
It's in the Bible. "Blessed are the peace makers"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 12:31 PM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: The AoS Concern Desk at November 19, 2015 12:32 PM (Jj/2n)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzE6Mo8UchA
I had to drink the whole green river dry! Billy Murray 1915 song on old record...
Posted by: Colin at November 19, 2015 12:32 PM (8BlfF)
One of the 5 killed in the west bank attacks was an American.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 19, 2015 12:32 PM (jsWA8)
For what?
For a place to hide from the bomb blast the next time a Syrian Refugee decides to detonate their suicide belt.
Posted by: Garrett at November 19, 2015 12:32 PM (01kIw)
Its not so much that as they get their info from a different source. They are low info not because they get no info, but because its so crappy and limited.
I wrote about this a while back but basically they get all their ideas and information about the world from popular media. Songs, movies, TV, youtube, etc. Anything that varies from that or challenges it confuses and frightens them, so they disregard it. In the (now distant) past, that information was basically patriotic, wholesome, moral, uplifting, and valuable - people were just as stupid, but at least the stupid they were getting was constructive. Now its almost totally caustic, lunatic, leftist trash.
http://tinyurl.com/ol9fz7w
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 12:34 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 12:34 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 12:34 PM (zOTsN)
It's in the Bible. "Blessed are the peace makers"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 12:31 PM (+Q7pl)
can i get an Amen? ...........i said, "CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!"
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 19, 2015 12:34 PM (0O7c5)
Not too shabby from the picture:
https://t.co/56bvKT3YKY pic.twitter.com/pUWkBLOF7A
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 11:10 AM (kdS6q)
The things a girl has to do to find a straight male in the Bay Area.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 12:34 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: The AoS Concern Desk at November 19, 2015 12:34 PM (Jj/2n)
Posted by: "Leprechan" in the Men's room at November 19, 2015 12:34 PM (326rv)
Po-tay-toe, po-tah-toe.
Not like there's anyone in my church who's talking about their personal jihad.
Oops: http://preview.tinyurl.com/qjamtb4
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 12:34 PM (NOIQH)
80s baby is a long time horde member. She alsways brings inside info,
which is great. We get in a bubble, sometimes she pops it. We should
be able to have differet points of view and still respect each other
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 12:34 PM (zOTsN)
amen to that too....i'm not agreeing with her on the rubio vs cruz thing...but i still adore her......
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 19, 2015 12:35 PM (0O7c5)
"What did he say?"
"Blessed are the cheese-makers, I think."
"Ah, what's so special about the cheese-makers?"
"Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products."
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 19, 2015 12:35 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 19, 2015 12:36 PM (0MJkC)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 12:34 PM (NOIQH)
The hell?
It doesn't matter what you call these things, people still know. Even if they are brow beaten into not saying it, there is a muslim problems. It's a simple syllogism. Not all muslims are terrorists, but a significant portion of the terrorists are muslim. This is a problem.
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 12:36 PM (lIU4e)
-Cruz
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 12:37 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Donna and V.
I'll -- slap you till your bow tie spins.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
This is why I love the Moronettes.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2015 12:37 PM (326rv)
Apparently there was also Papal artillery (they have a patron saint).
Garibaldi messed up the whole la-di-dah.
The Vatican became the smallest country the honest way: they lost wars.
I'll bet that Noble Guard was something to see in their day, though.
They have a veterans club, Broken Lances. Would there be a novel in that?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 12:37 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: free range jihadist at November 19, 2015 12:37 PM (7v/r5)
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Entire comment : True.
I would add, 'biased'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 12:38 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: The AoS Concern Desk at November 19, 2015 12:38 PM (Jj/2n)
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 12:38 PM (tfM+W)
King Putt declared that "there is a red line that cannot be crossed," and Assad immediately crossed it.
Therefore: petulant bitchy retribution for all eternity thereafter.
It doesn't matter that there is no plausible alternative to Assad. What matters is salving Barky's wounded ego.
In any case, it's most unlikely that Lurch has gotten any real concessions on Assad out of the wily Russians. Talk about the proverbial guy who got cleaned out in the poker game before he even sat down to the table.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 12:38 PM (noWW6)
Did you actually read what any of us wrote? Other than NGU I guess and he didn't use anyone's name. No one is being unkind, just noting that she used to post as a whole person and now only posts talking points. It's sad to see a commenter get consumed like that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2015 12:38 PM (GDulk)
How the hell does Miss80shaby deserve to be called an idiot?
How is she--the enemy?
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 19, 2015 12:38 PM (mcm0N)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzE6Mo8UchA
I had to drink the whole green river dry! Billy Murray 1915 song on old record...
Posted by: Colin at November 19, 2015 12:32 PM (8BlfF)
Makes one want to put on a bear suit and rent a room at the Overlook.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 19, 2015 12:38 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 12:39 PM (+Q7pl)
It's not to be taken literally. I believe it refers to all manufacturers of defensive products.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 19, 2015 12:39 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: The AoS Concern Desk at November 19, 2015 12:40 PM (Jj/2n)
Compassion is good, it is a virtue, but it always must be shaped, limited, and tempered by wisdom. We should act to help those in need, but only in such a way that does not harm our nation. The purpose of a nation's government first and foremost is to protect and promote its well being and safety, over all other nations.
So some refugees? Sure. Real ones, in real need. No problem. In a limited number. Nobody has a right to live in the United States other than citizens of the USA.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 12:40 PM (4ErVI)
Did you actually read what any of us wrote? Other than NGU I guess and he didn't use anyone's name. No one is being unkind, just noting that she used to post as a whole person and now only posts talking points. It's sad to see a commenter get consumed like that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2015 12:38 PM (GDulk)
******
yesterday she was infered to be a troll--today she is being discussed in her absence.
I know you wouldn't want that to be done to you.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 19, 2015 12:41 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Yo! at November 19, 2015 12:41 PM (GwIKd)
I see him more like Tobias Funke on "Arrested Development" - a Psychoanalyst and a Psychtherappist.
Or as Tobias has on his business card: an Analrapist.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 12:41 PM (NOIQH)
Like, say, Christians.
Problem is, this apparently isn't an option. It's 50% muslim 25 year olds or bust.
Posted by: Lea at November 19, 2015 12:41 PM (lIU4e)
I just assumed the Morons trash me on the Yahoo Group.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 19, 2015 12:41 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: free range jihadist at November 19, 2015 12:42 PM (7v/r5)
It's in the Bible. "Blessed are the peace makers"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 12:31 PM (+Q7pl)
can i get an Amen? ...........i said, "CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!"
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 19, 2015 12:34 PM (0O7c5)
Testify, sister, testify!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 12:42 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 19, 2015 12:42 PM (0O7c5)
Pssst! Think they know how incompetent the SS has become?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 12:42 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 19, 2015 12:43 PM (mcm0N)
During WWII the Palantine Guard, a voluntary unit that had membership drawn from all of Italy, swelled in size to 700 and they were tasked with protecting the Vatican.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 12:43 PM (OAxss)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 19, 2015 12:41 PM (evdj2)
Facebook as well.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 12:43 PM (fWAjv)
Pssst! Think they know how incompetent the SS has become?
Odds? Even money?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 12:43 PM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at November 19, 2015 12:43 PM (evdj2)
The Greeks? What's so damned special about Greeks?
Oh, the Meek! Well I'm glad they're getting something.
They have a hell of a time.
Next up, Judean People's Front.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 12:44 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 19, 2015 12:44 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 12:44 PM (tfM+W)
I just assumed the Morons trash me on the Yahoo Group.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 19, 2015 12:41 PM (evdj2)
*****.
Toby heh---I assume the same thing.
I'm off.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 19, 2015 12:44 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: MTF at November 19, 2015 12:11 PM (TxJGV)
One has more to do with the other than you might think.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 12:44 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 19, 2015 12:45 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: The People's Front of Judea at November 19, 2015 12:45 PM (evdj2)
My son is currently trying to write out googolplex. When I explained that it had been done and took 10^94 volumes, he was not deterred.
Something tells me that whoever Wolfgang H. Nitsche is, he is also autistic.
Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2015 12:45 PM (1CA3E)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 12:45 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at November 19, 2015 12:46 PM (7tqjk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 12:46 PM (OAxss)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 19, 2015 11:38 AM (jJRIy)
By all accounts--all who knew him or dealt with him--Adlai Stevenson was something of a dolt, the kind of guy who would literally say that again when you said, 'You can say that again'--but he pull off that aloof intellectual schtick like a master.
Posted by: troyriser at November 19, 2015 12:46 PM (UWlp+)
has indicated that he will not attempt to defund the program in a larger government funding bill.
Hey how'ya like them Apples Lucy in the Sky?
A Holes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 12:47 PM (gf8BH)
Truth. Threaten Netflix headquarters and we'd REALLY be upset.
Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2015 12:47 PM (1CA3E)
Still trying to understand why some of you think this is a bad idea. Let Obama veto it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 12:48 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 12:48 PM (xq1UY)
Polish anti immigrant party burns "Jew" in effigy
cause of all the Jews flooding in to Poland
sarc
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 12:49 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 19, 2015 12:49 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at November 19, 2015 12:49 PM (7tqjk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 12:50 PM (OAxss)
Islamic State: "We weel keel all infidel pigs in the American federal government!"
American federal government yawns.
Tea Party: "We need to cut back the American federal government. It's intrusive and expensive."
American federal government instantly sends in helicopterborne rapid response team of IRS, DOJ, BATF and half a dozen other alphabet agencies, to quell this dangerous domestic rebellion.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 12:50 PM (noWW6)
Truth. Threaten Netflix headquarters and we'd REALLY be upset.
Posted by: Lauren
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Disrupting Dancing With the Stars would invoke an immediate, and popular, nuclear retaliation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 12:50 PM (9mTYi)
Having a life beyond this blog, I am not particularly concerned. Your coming in shouting and painting with a broad brush draws attention to what was generally mild speculation (did I mention except NGU who didn't use her name? I believe I did. Want to talk about him instead, or just throw wild accusations?).
As of now your concern status is noted and I will start paying attention to your (generally reasonable when out of knight armor) comments.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2015 12:50 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at November 19, 2015 12:51 PM (7tqjk)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Which is exactly what the left used to say about Iraq. No notice that they don't give a shit.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2015 12:52 PM (326rv)
American federal government instantly sends in helicopterborne rapid response team of IRS, DOJ, BATF and half a dozen other alphabet agencies, to quell this dangerous domestic rebellion.
Posted by: torquewrench
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Rodeo clown dons Obama clown mask: Federal agencies scrambled.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 12:52 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 12:48 PM (/tuJf)
I have no problem with passing it and letting Fredo Veto it and lettign the Dems own it
HOWEVER
In the end the the bill even if passed is bullshit..it is IMPOSSIBLE to vet these 'refugees".
The only way forward is to cut off funding and that we don't need a Veto Proof majority. Let Fredo shut the gov down over it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 12:53 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:53 PM (39g3+)
American federal government fights tooth and nail to get German Christian homeschooling family expelled.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 12:54 PM (NOIQH)
(Three hunnert and six, three hunnert and seven...)
Rick Blaine: There are certain sectionss of New York, effendi, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 12:55 PM (xq1UY)
Bigoted, anti-male Washington State elementary school teacher does cruel human experimentation on local kids in attempt to prove long-ago debunked Marxist theory --then brags about it and is praised:
http://www.bainbridgereview.com/news/343127562.html
Lynch mob in Berkeley gets innocent boy expelled for unprovable purported "date rape," victim brags in official statement that she and her cohorts will ruin your life with a "witch hunt" (her term) if you dare to have sex with any of them:
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Student-s-rape-hearing-at-UC-becomes-a-call-for-6642690.php
Posted by: zombie at November 19, 2015 12:55 PM (jBuUi)
and we post with pseudonyms because, frankly, that makes exchanges franker
this is a biker bar of ideas, where people are finally talking
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 12:55 PM (4iX1z)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 12:48 PM (xq1UY)
And it is in his "honor" that a cup of coffee became derisively known as a "Cup of Joe."
Posted by: Country Singer at November 19, 2015 12:56 PM (8Y7+f)
Who said that this was aimed at us?
Terrorists rule through use of.....wait for it.....terror.
They are baiting the central government of the the most powerful nation on earth WHILE the president of that country is busily playing sissy bitch games.
That they say this and stay alive to say more is a kind of victory.
This is seen by anyone in that region, any of the tards that might consider joining them, and will be ignored by the useful idiots.
All this in the same week that they made two European leaders scramble for cover. They lived while their citizens died.
Which is yet another goal of terror campaigns; we can reach out and touch you. Your government cannot/will not protect you.
win/win.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2015 12:56 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at November 19, 2015 12:56 PM (7tqjk)
You all right PG?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 12:50 PM (OAxss)
yes....just sighing....how's da writing going?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 19, 2015 12:56 PM (0O7c5)
excellent: they won't reproduce
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 12:56 PM (4iX1z)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 12:48 PM (/tuJf)
I have no problem with passing it and letting Fredo Veto it and lettign the Dems own it
HOWEVER
In the end the the bill even if passed is bullshit..it is IMPOSSIBLE to vet these 'refugees".
The only way forward is to cut off funding and that we don't need a Veto Proof majority. Let Fredo shut the gov down over it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 12:53 PM (gf8BH)
I get the impression these arguments, when they are about strategy, they essentially boil down to the difference in focus.
Some people want the result of whatever effort is being pushed, to be the outcome they seek. Others want the result to be a political victory, with the ultimate result of more Republicans being elected.
The two are not always mutually exclusive, but sometimes they are.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2015 12:57 PM (TOk1P)
This is what contained looks like in real life.
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 12:57 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 19, 2015 12:57 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 12:57 PM (OAxss)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at November 19, 2015 12:58 PM (Dwe7n)
"Equality"...That word does not mean what you think it means.
Harrison Bergeron shakes his head.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 12:58 PM (NOIQH)
One step at a time.
Of course it's bullshit. But that has never stopped people on this blog from urging guys like Cruz to mount clashes on issues with even less chance of being successful.
This one has huge public backing and they are forcing Obama to veto it which will only cost him more support. You want to get the public behind us for once during a shutdown? How about doing it on an issue where we have overwhelming support.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 12:58 PM (/tuJf)
this is a biker bar of ideas, where people are finally talking
Posted by: Feh
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I am reminded of the biker bar with my favorite name: The Alibi.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2015 12:58 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: troyriser at November 19, 2015 12:46 PM (UWlp+)
And just like with Obama, the intellectuals loved Adlai and thought he was far better and smarter than the country he wanted to lead.
The 1950's version of virtue signaling was wearing an Stevensen button.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 12:58 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Samuel Colt at November 19, 2015 12:59 PM (1CA3E)
Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2015 12:59 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 19, 2015 12:56 PM
Hmmph. Sounds like an apocryphal story to me, old boy.
Posted by: Adm. Edward "Old Grogram" Vernon at November 19, 2015 12:59 PM (pLwjI)
"excellent: they won't reproduce"
Listen, there are a whole lot of us, and *someone* is going to have to be taking care of us in the out years.
Posted by: Cats at November 19, 2015 01:00 PM (noWW6)
excellent: they won't reproduce
Posted by: Feh
I'm sorry, I've failed you all.
Posted by: The turkey baster at November 19, 2015 01:00 PM (326rv)
Our Lord was talking about the turning of one's own cheek
not forcibly turning the cheeks of others
especially the innocent
doing that would be equivalent to accessory to their murder
God will sort us out, and I'll be damned if I let innocents die because I was too afraid to defend them with force
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 01:00 PM (4iX1z)
So progress right?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 01:01 PM (OAxss)
Yep. A German jihadi-turned-CIA informant said that ISIS want to strike fear in everyday people doing everyday things. That's why they hit restaurants, soccer stadium, and nightclub in Paris.
AQ wanted the big, symbolic and strategic strikes; ISIS just wants ongoing, bloody chaos.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 01:01 PM (NOIQH)
"Mysterious Bay Area blogger..."
I don't even know where Mysterious Bay is.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 01:01 PM (xq1UY)
Jesus has a different set of goals than you do.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 01:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 19, 2015 01:02 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 19, 2015 01:02 PM (S2VsH)
I adore her. She is smart as a whip.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 19, 2015 12:43 PM (mcm0N)
__________________________
Yeah,, it's not like she broke the blog and everything was in bold text.... *hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 19, 2015 01:02 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 01:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The AoS Concern Desk
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hello, there are these frightening, soft, hairy, bulbous growths where my vagina should be. This concerns me greatly. What steps should I take?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 19, 2015 01:04 PM (I9EDo)
"... every wound is a mouth for Fat'ah." - Soft Targets by Dean Ing. Originally published in 1979.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 01:04 PM (OAxss)
American dead in terrorist attack.
ISIS threatens to burn White House to the ground.
Any word from our President? This is insanity.
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 01:04 PM (tfM+W)
739 I am so not clicking on those links zombie. I have already come to the conclusion that 1938 is not as insane as the current era.
Posted by: Anna Puma
"Equality"...That word does not mean what you think it means.
Harrison Bergeron shakes his head.
Posted by: Lizzy
744 Yeah that Washington teacher. She just can't seem to grasp that girls like different stuff than boys. So she's trying to force them to like the same stuff as boys, and its not really working. And she calls it "equality" and "free time" to restrict play for boys.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
It's no so much that she is trying to fundamentaly alter human nature with brainwashing and behavior control - -though that by itself is literlaly a form of torture and she should be fired and banned from teaching fro life -- it's that she cruelly lies to the boys and taunts them with false promises - -and then laughs about it!
Quote from the article:
“I always tell the boys, ‘You’re going to have a turn’[playing with Legos] - and I’m like, ‘Yeah, when hell freezes over’ in my head,” she said."
If the right behaved like the left, this woman would be hounded from her job and her life ruined.
But she'll get away with it. Probably win a teaching award.
Posted by: zombie at November 19, 2015 01:04 PM (jBuUi)
so, "blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth"
meek in that passage is the word for the humility one shows before God
not weakness
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 01:05 PM (4iX1z)
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 01:05 PM (4iX1z)
He's going to win the Presidency in a landslide.
Trump is at 35% favorable/55% unfavorable in RCP's average and -16% in his most favorable poll. You're somehow extrapolating ~30% support among 35% of the electorate into a landslide?
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at November 19, 2015 01:05 PM (TxwYX)
Posted by: Jules Verne at November 19, 2015 01:06 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 01:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 01:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 19, 2015 01:07 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 12:53 PM (39g3+)
Like Osama B L before them... ISIS knows there is a very fine line between being able to get the American People scared... and getting them to react... and then over react...
Yamamoto knew this before Pearl Harbor...
They also know that historically, Democracies can sustain a popular war for about 4 years... after that you will start to have enough of an anti war movement that it will degrade their military (even in WW2, there was a growing anti war movement in the US by 45)....
Exhibit 1? We have a smaller army, less planes, and less Combatant ships, then we had prior to WW2... even though we have been in a 'War on Terror' for 14 years...
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 19, 2015 01:07 PM (qh617)
"Mysterious Bay Area blogger..."
I don't even know where Mysterious Bay is.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
I got Instalanched today??? But I haven't even made a blog post in weeks!
My secret island retreat on Mysterious Bay is hosting an Instalanche Party! Everyone's invited!
Posted by: zombie at November 19, 2015 01:07 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 01:06 PM
Sort of an asshat? I like it. Suits him.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 01:08 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 01:08 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2015 01:08 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 01:08 PM (39g3+)
These future Pajama Boys aren't just going to spontaneously appear, you know.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 01:08 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: no good deed at November 19, 2015 01:09 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 19, 2015 12:43 PM (mcm0N)
__________________________
Yeah,, it's not like she broke the blog and everything was in bold text.... *hic*
Ouch.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 01:10 PM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 12:38 PM (tfM+W)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2015 01:10 PM (zoehZ)
Skull Island
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 01:03 PM (39g3+)
SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
The first rule of Skull Island IS?????
Posted by: The Phantom at November 19, 2015 01:10 PM (qh617)
Grrrrrrr!
I get frustrated when the Left constantly defines equality as taking stuff away from people.
Girls weren't playing with Legos, so to make it "equal" she's stopped letting boys play with Legos. Just like chaining up Harrison Bergeron's ballet dancer gf to make her "equal" to less gifted dancers.
Because she hates boys it never occurred to her that "equality" would be that each child has the opportunity/turn at playing with their toy of choice. Nope, it's all about control and punishing the Other for being different. Boys can't get joy from Legos because girls don't.
What a mindf@ck that teacher is!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2015 01:10 PM (NOIQH)
Noise Therapy I calls it. It will sooth the savage breast.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2015 01:10 PM (rwI+c)
but this was because He knew what He had to do, and Peter was again in the way
i.e. "put up your sword so that The Atonement can occur"
not, "put up your sword because Sword Control! eleventy!!!"
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 01:11 PM (4iX1z)
Call Andy Jackson!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2015 01:08 PM
And call Johnny Horton! We're going to need a new song.
*checks Wikipedia*
Umm...call Zombie Johnny Horton!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 01:11 PM (pLwjI)
I don't buy that they're clever. They just don't understand American culture or what makes us tick, so they're striking at what they think matters.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2015 01:12 PM (39g3+)
774 Jesus cured the centurions daughter. He never told the centurion to stop being a soldier.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 01:08 PM (u0lmX)
Sell your cloak, buy a sword....
Posted by: Stuff Jesus said that modern Christianity does not want to talk about at November 19, 2015 01:12 PM (qh617)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2015 01:12 PM (xodPA)
Ace knocked himself out yesterday being brilliant and, I am told, didn't crawl off to his nest or Wackenhut or whatever it is that ewoks sleep in until about 4 am.
So cut the Head Moron some slack
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 01:12 PM (u0lmX)
the 18 year old killed by terrorists in Israel was a Jew
so according to this administration
he was asking for it
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 01:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 01:13 PM (4iX1z)
But don't say anything, or you're exactly the same as an ISIS recruiter.
Posted by: free range jihadist at November 19, 2015 01:13 PM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Stuff Jesus said that modern Christianity does not want to talk about at November 19, 2015 01:12 PM (qh617)
That gives me an excuse to buy myself a Glock for Christmas.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 01:13 PM (u0lmX)
Seriously, he is so much smarter and logical than Obama he would dance circles around him. He is currently bitch slapping some of the duller bulbs from the Dem side of the aisle debating the refugee bill, just a damn shame that 99% of the American public will never hear him but they can't escape the nonsensical droning of President Boyfriend.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 01:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2015 01:12 PM
You're sure that wasn't a cleaned hobo hide he was wearing?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 01:13 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: The turkey baster at November 19, 2015 01:00 PM (326rv)
What you need is some heavy equipment.
Posted by: Sawsall with a dildo where the blade should be at November 19, 2015 01:14 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 01:15 PM (OAxss)
At Fortress VIA, we refer to it as "Recoil Therapy"
Tomato....Tomahto
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 01:15 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2015 01:15 PM (5Rb/A)
Obama he would dance circles around him. He is currently bitch slapping
some of the duller bulbs from the Dem side of the aisle debating the
refugee bill, just a damn shame that 99% of the American public will
never hear him but they can't escape the nonsensical droning of
President Boyfriend.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 01:13 PM
Yep. I'd pay money to watch him bitch slap TFG in a debate.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 01:15 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 01:16 PM (S9rS1)
hell YES give them what they want -- if they want all-out war, then in that scenario, WE WIN
there ain't going to be no "Nth Imam Apocalypse," because Islam is a FRAUD
if they want some Final Countdown, fine: they go extinct
game over
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 01:16 PM (4iX1z)
Yes, yes, Ace has been en fuego lately. Even showing up on weekends to post. Not complaining, just noticing that he isn't here yet.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 19, 2015 01:16 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 01:16 PM (xq1UY)
City of Marsielle tells Jewish leaders not to hold their Hannukah festival this year because they cannot protect them
tell me how these immigrants are JUST LIKE the Jews again?
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 01:16 PM (zOTsN)
My understanding is that as soon as V-E Day occurred, every American leftist front org for Stalin's intelligence organs began to push dissatisfaction with the U.S. war effort.
The labor unions particularly so. In contrast to the war fever they had suddenly helped gin up, again under orders from Stalin, when the USSR was threatened by the Nazis.
This volte-face was of course while Stalin was frantically redeploying forces to the East, in order to be able to grab as much territory as possible after the by then inevitable arrival of V-J Day.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 01:16 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 01:17 PM (zOTsN)
Isnt Mysterious Island where they had the giant crabs? Can you imagine eating one. Man, we could have a hell of a party.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 01:17 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 01:15 PM
See?! You all laughed at my rig when you saw the pro mask, h8erz! Who's laughing now?!
Posted by: The Mall Ninja (TM) at November 19, 2015 01:17 PM (pLwjI)
Of course it's bullshit. But that has never stopped people on this blog from urging guys like Cruz to mount clashes on issues with even less chance of being successful.
This one has huge public backing and they are forcing Obama to veto it which will only cost him more support. You want to get the public behind us for once during a shutdown? How about doing it on an issue where we have overwhelming support.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 12:58 PM (/tuJf)
That's all fine and dandy, but "We" took both Houses and we are still getting rick rolled and by our own leaders.......It's the MONEY, It's always the MONEY
Go after the MONEY
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 01:17 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 01:16 PM (S9rS1)
seriously spooky hand of God stuff
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 01:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2015 01:18 PM (4iX1z)
The Swedes went to eleven on stupidity already, when they held their Kristallnacht commemmoration and told the Jews to stay home.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 01:18 PM (noWW6)
Hillary Clinton Bundlers Bankroll Ted Strickland's Campaign
Wealthy fundraisers from D.C., New York send money to Ohio Senate candidate
Twenty-eight of Hillary Clinton's top bundlers have donated to Ohio Democratic Senate candidate Ted Strickland, with only one of the donations coming from Ohio.
Steven Law from American Crossroads named Wisconsin, Florida, NH, Illinois, and Ohio as the top five (right now) states to try to hold.
http://bit.ly/1lx2KE1
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 19, 2015 01:18 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2015 01:19 PM (q177U)
I haven't yet seen a review that "Makes the piece," or describes how the jam occurred. Back in the early cafe-slaughter days, there were guys at work who'd critique the perp's magazine-change technique.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 19, 2015 01:19 PM (xq1UY)
Somesay the Strawmarian.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 01:19 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 01:19 PM (ptqRm)
The same thing happened the other day on the Wilson Bridge.
Posted by: no good deed at November 19, 2015 01:19 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 19, 2015 01:19 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 01:19 PM (OAxss)
shooting? The guy had a woman cornered, pointed his gun at her, it
jammed, and she got up and ran away. Talk about your life flashing right
before your eyes.
Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 01:16 PM
And probably ran straight for a new pair of underwear. Just sayin'.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2015 01:19 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 01:20 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 01:20 PM (fWAjv)
>>Go after the MONEY
It's only been a couple days since this was even an issue. No saying they won't go after the money but they pretty much had to go this route first.
Nobody should be surprised that there is a lot of politics going on amongst politicians.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 01:20 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2015 01:20 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 01:21 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 01:15 PM (OAxss)
Never fear, Gecko45 has a plan in place for all eventualities.
Posted by: Country Singer at November 19, 2015 01:21 PM (8Y7+f)
Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2015 01:19 PM (q177U)
Ya mean he was really running? I thought it was all a joke like his commercial?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 01:21 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2015 01:19 PM (q177U)
Hah, that's funny. Why would Jeb! drop out, he's going to be nominated.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2015 01:21 PM (TOk1P)
EU is ready to boycott Israel, but has no clue what to do about the animals killing their people
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 01:21 PM (zOTsN)
I thought I had a great deal on secondhand ampersands off of fleabay, but when the shipment showed up, they turned out to be reboxed hyphens.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 01:21 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 01:22 PM (tfM+W)
On the brightside, plenty of sex in prison.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2015 01:22 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2015 01:20 PM (ppaKI)
9,000 more Jews are leaving France this year
soon
there wont be many left
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 01:22 PM (zOTsN)
I had no idea Charlie Sheen was in town...
Posted by: Country Singer at November 19, 2015 01:22 PM (8Y7+f)
---
This bears repeating. I'm not Christian, but I do see many liberal secularists pull a con that many well meaning Christians buy into. Jesus gave many exhortations in Mt 5-7 , but they are exhortations directed to the individual.
They are not a license to say, "if you feel that a certain demographic may not be living up to these exhortations, then you can coerce them to, and that will ease your conscience with regards to not following them yourselves."
Jesus reserved his harshest condemnation for hypocrites.
It's also interesting that when the left does try to coerce behavior, even then they fail. Their programs are corrupt, they make conditions worse, and they make people worse, as people.
Posted by: Bruce at November 19, 2015 01:22 PM (I9EDo)
There's something wrong here.
Time to rehash the Christa McAuliffe jokes.
What color were the female jihadi's eyes?
Blue. One blue this way. One blue that way.
Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 01:22 PM (S9rS1)
Nobody should be surprised that there is a lot of politics going on amongst politicians.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 01:20 PM (/tuJf)
Nope. Ryan already took going after the money off the table and then supporting the debt limit being raised to after the last Election was a brilliant move also. Your argument would be more convincing 6 years ago...Now I am sick of pyrrhic victories and I want results
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 01:23 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Cher at November 19, 2015 01:23 PM (ppaKI)
*pops popcorn
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 01:20 PM (fWAjv)
Positively happy warrior of the ghost of Breitbart.
Smart guy, cute, and can debate the heck out of anyone.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 19, 2015 01:23 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 19, 2015 01:23 PM (vgIRn)
Somesay the Strawmarian.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 01:19 PM (LUgeY)
Well... I am...
You don't give away money you do not have. Taking in this 'orphan' will cost us millions...
Heck... its 15K a year on average just to school a kid here...
And we will be putting THAT bill on MY SON's Credit card.... ie the National Debt...
If you wish to give to Charity with your own Money? Bless you...
You is use the force of Government to make ME or MINE give money to Charity??? Fuck you...
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 19, 2015 01:23 PM (qh617)
They also took necessary pains to identify him as a former Nixon speech writer and failed to mention the enormous success he has had in matters of finance and other endeavors - acting for example. How did that miss their gaze?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 01:24 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2015 01:24 PM (GGCsk)
Chances those synagogues, etc. will ever be reopened? I'm not holding my breath. Easier to squeeze Jews out of the picture than find a few more guards. A great example of the problem with out-sourcing everything to the federal level.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2015 01:24 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2015 01:24 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 19, 2015 01:19 PM (qCMvj)
Hmmm, if he's in for 15 years, that means his future girlfriends haven't even been born yet.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2015 01:24 PM (TOk1P)
Illinois, and Ohio as the top five (right now) states to try to hold."
I would be shocked if even one of those five failed to go Democratic.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 01:24 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 01:19 PM (ptqRm)
No, they're Hillary's.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 01:24 PM (u0lmX)
now France is on pace to lose at least 15,000 Jews a year from here on out
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 01:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 01:25 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 01:23 PM (gf8BH)
You want results.
You'll accept futile gestures.
You'll get nothing and you will like it!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2015 01:25 PM (hLRSq)
Things change. Ryan told anyone who would listen he had no interest in the Speakers job a day before he took it. I think this issue has way too much pubic support to slip beneath the waves but we shall see.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 01:25 PM (/tuJf)
So, even in prison he'll get his fill of $5 foot-longs.
Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 01:25 PM (S9rS1)
Illinois, and Ohio as the top five (right now) states to try to hold."
I would be shocked if even one of those five failed to go Democratic.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2015 01:24 PM (noWW6)
you speculate we lose the senate?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 19, 2015 01:26 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 01:27 PM (S9rS1)
You'll accept futile gestures.
You'll get nothing and you will like it!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2015 01:25 PM (hLRSq)
LOL yup your right
Things change. Ryan told anyone who would listen he had no interest in the Speakers job a day before he took it. I think this issue has way too much pubic support to slip beneath the waves but we shall see.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 01:25 PM (/tuJf)
We'll see but I smell an Sell Out like always...The New Boss is no different than the Old Boss
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 01:27 PM (gf8BH)
You'll accept futile gestures.
You'll get nothing and you will like it!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2015 01:25 PM (hLRSq)
You're on to us!
Posted by: Gope for the past 30 years at November 19, 2015 01:28 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 19, 2015 01:28 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 01:28 PM (zOTsN)
14th street bridge in DC is closed for a suspicious package...
Doot-in' doo-doo
Feelin' groo -- *BLAMMM!!!*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 01:28 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 01:27 PM (gf8BH)
they will tinker around the edges, and declare victory over Obama...
nothing of substance will change... IMO
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 19, 2015 01:28 PM (qh617)
Where's Mikey and the Sellout Outrage Hut with his special deals?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 01:28 PM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 19, 2015 01:29 PM (01kIw)
Ace must be getting a haircut.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Manscaping at the spa. Takes a while....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2015 01:29 PM (kdS6q)
former Nixon speech writer and failed to mention the enormous success he
has had in matters of finance and other endeavors - acting for example.
How did that miss their gaze?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 01:24 PM
Hi! Allow me to introduce myself.
Posted by: The Narrative at November 19, 2015 01:29 PM (pLwjI)
Posted by: Feh
---
Does ISIS grant last requests? If they would just let me watch that before they behead me, it would at least give me some small amount of consolation. Even better, if they'd let me replay it a few times before saying, "Ok, that's enough!"
Just kidding. I am not resigned to that scenario yet.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 01:30 PM (I9EDo)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 01:30 PM (+Q7pl)
nothing of substance will change... IMO
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 19, 2015 01:28 PM (qh617)
After two days of condemning Republicans, President Obama is declaring victory now that its clear that Congressional Republicans wont successfully block thousands of refugees from Syria resettling into the United States.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 01:31 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2015 09:54 AM (YqcVw)
Shit, that was common knowledge 40 years ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2015 01:31 PM (0yhH4)
Well, we won't see him until tomorrow then.
I wonder if it's like the Cowardly Lion getting groomed before he and Dorothy and the others admitted to see the Wizard. The Lion got curls and ribbons in his fur.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 01:31 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Garrett at November 19, 2015 01:32 PM (01kIw)
nothing of substance will change... IMO
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 19, 2015 01:28 PM (qh617)
I would like a voice to rise up and to tell Ryan to just go ahead and sell us out - again. Do it. I still remember with absolute disdain when the only place he could find to cut $6 billion dollars was from the veterans. I also remember that when Hillary managed to misplace $6 billion dollars, it was such a paltry sum that the Republicans raised nary a peep.
One year. One year until the election. Go ahead and screw us.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 01:32 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 19, 2015 01:32 PM (EUMr7)
Smart guy, cute, and can debate the heck out of anyone.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 19, 2015 01:23 PM (qCMvj)
Loved him handing Piers Morgan his ass on the 2A.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 01:32 PM (fWAjv)
Any thoughts?
Posted by: MTF at November 19, 2015 01:32 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 01:32 PM (zOTsN)
Perm.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2015 01:32 PM (xodPA)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 01:32 PM (fWAjv)
Obama is declaring victory now that its clear that Congressional
Republicans wont successfully block thousands of refugees from Syria
resettling into the United States.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2015 01:31 PM (gf8BH)
That's why you MUST elect moar of us!
Supermajority... or bust!!
Posted by: Gope for the past 30 years at November 19, 2015 01:32 PM (TOk1P)
dems say at least 60 dems will vote for bill halting refugees
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 01:32 PM (zOTsN)
Heh. The Superior Intellect isn't going to like this at all.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 01:33 PM (4ErVI)
http://bit.ly/1MEq9KA
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2015 01:34 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 01:34 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 01:28 PM (+Q7pl)
The Outrage Outlet is Happy to Cater Your Holiday Meltdown!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bury the Hatchet and Other Weapons at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2015 01:34 PM (hLRSq)
That was a great venue...before Bush had the Army Corps blow it up to flood the Blacks out of New Orleans!
Posted by: Spike Lee at November 19, 2015 01:34 PM (01kIw)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 01:35 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 01:35 PM (/tuJf)
http://tinyurl.com/q9ffynx
oh this should be good
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 01:35 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 01:35 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: USA at November 19, 2015 01:35 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 10:00 AM (S9rS1)
Well, if the guy's name is Morales, he can't possibly be a muslim, because muslims don't have morals.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2015 01:36 PM (0yhH4)
http://bit.ly/1MEq9KA
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2015 01:34 PM (rwI+c)
It's not an earworm if it's constantly playing during PS4 Call of Duty commercials over and over and over.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2015 01:36 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 01:36 PM (u0lmX)
@DailyCaller
Princeton Students Take Over President's Office, Demand Erasure Of Woodrow Wilson: http://trib.al/X2eAoIN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2015 01:36 PM (ysFo+)
1. It's not my problem. I didn't cause it and I resent it being made to be my problem by imbecile politicians.
2. It's a local muz problem, they should handle it.
3. I don't want any goatfuckers here. We have too many already. They have proven themselves to be incompatible and dismissive of Western culture, norms and mores. They already have their own shithole countries, that's where they need to move to. They do not have the right to come here and change anything in my country.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 01:37 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Garrett
Damn, I miss LauraW. Funny, funny humpback.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 19, 2015 01:37 PM (/Ho8c)
the ineluctable modiality of the visible
Posted by: the 80s called, and they want their jingles back at November 19, 2015 01:37 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2015 01:38 PM (FkBIv)
Time to face facts, he loves that whore more than he loves us.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 01:35 PM (/tuJf)
This is the movie review he gives to that slut...
The Man from UNCLE. Totally unexpected. They almost try a real spy movie. Just well done and fun. Loved it.
And we get a wall o' text.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 01:38 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 01:35 PM (fWAjv)
GOP - too busy training their dogs to shit swastikas than to allow the president's awesome strategy to work.
Bastards!
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 01:38 PM (BZAd3)
Time to face facts, he loves that whore more than he loves us.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 01:35 PM (/tuJf)
We know that and yet we can't bear to leave him.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 01:38 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 01:38 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 01:39 PM (I9EDo)
/lauraw
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2015 01:39 PM (xodPA)
he even reviewed that awful movie SPY
..I thought movies reviews were special and just for us....sniff
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 01:40 PM (zOTsN)
We should get all bitchy and refuse to comment on the first thread he puts up. Give him the cold shoulder treatment and then act like we don't know what he's talking about when he asks what's up.
Divorced? Why yes I am, why do you ask?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 01:40 PM (/tuJf)
And we get a wall o' text.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 19, 2015 01:38 PM (fWAjv)
It was fun. AND well done. The movie industry in Britain, and quickly the rest of the world, puts Hollywood to shame.
That just seeped out... sorry.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 01:40 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 01:40 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: gewa76 at November 19, 2015 01:16 PM (S9rS1)
Shitting of pants would have been acceptable there
Posted by: Al Roker at November 19, 2015 01:40 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Garrett at November 19, 2015 01:40 PM (01kIw)
Time to face facts, he loves that whore more than he loves us.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2015 01:35 PM (/tuJf)
well, he created yesterday's masterpiece there
so, I guess he's not getting the cheese washed out of his fur, either
ewok has been spotted!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Comedienne! I can say what I want! at November 19, 2015 01:40 PM (qCMvj)
https://youtu.be/dzbJbB_EJTw?t=48s
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2015 01:41 PM (OAxss)
Your boys are *not* going to be sent into any foreign wars!!!
Posted by: Zombie Franklin D. Roosevelt at November 19, 2015 01:41 PM (noWW6)
puts up. Give him the cold shoulder treatment and then act like we don't
know what he's talking about when he asks what's up.
Hilarious. We should definitely do it.
Also we'll murder the scab who crosses the line to post FIRST!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2015 01:41 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2015 01:41 PM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: Garrett at November 19, 2015 01:42 PM (01kIw)
Princeton Students Take Over President's Office, Demand Erasure Of Woodrow Wilson: http://trib.al/X2eAoIN
--
Only a hop, skip and jump away from demands of full erasure of George Washington, Jefferson, etc...slave owners!11!
No, only a hop.
Posted by: Lady in Black...sigh at November 19, 2015 01:42 PM (pVkEV)
Fine!
Everything is just fine!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2015 01:42 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 19, 2015 01:08 PM (u0lmX)
Sell your cloak, buy a sword....
Posted by: Stuff Jesus said that modern Christianity does not want to talk about at November 19, 2015 01:12 PM (qh617)
^^ this x2
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 19, 2015 01:43 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 19, 2015 01:46 PM (I9EDo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 19, 2015 10:20 AM (8nAzo)
You are right. But they never really established any kind of formal pagan "church". Joseph Goebbels was a Roman Catholic, and supposedly fairly devout. But Nazis were not evil because they might have been Christian; they were evil because they Socialists.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2015 01:46 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at November 19, 2015 01:24 PM (BZAd3)
Obama does have a deep hatred for the United States. Some of those military-age Syrian refugees are, in fact, ISIS operatives seeking entry to our country in order to kill Americans. The Rosenbergs were guilty. So was Alger Hiss. The Venona Intercepts prove Joseph McCarthy was right all along. The United Stateseffectively destroyedthe Viet Cong during the Tet Offensive. Saddam Hussein was seeking weapons of mass destruction. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama orchestrated a coverup of the motives for the Benghazi attack for purely political reasons. They also denied relief for those brave men for those same reasons. Islam is not the religion of peace. Islam is a murderous death cult.
Everything the American Left says and believes is a delusion or a deliberate lie.
Posted by: troyriser at November 19, 2015 01:46 PM (UWlp+)
Posted by: MTF at November 19, 2015 01:46 PM (TxJGV)
That's one of the stupidest things I've heard today.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2015 11:16 AM (LUgeY)
Sounds like he was not an eyewitness, and had received conflicting reports.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2015 02:17 PM (0yhH4)
allegedly her head went through the window
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2015 11:29 AM (zOTsN)
Well, if the carpet and drapes are separate rooms, or separate buildings, they don't have to match.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2015 02:24 PM (0yhH4)
If i had the money (which i don't) I would put him in the private excellent good Christian school. It's not too easy being a conservative in a public school either.
Ok, sorry for whining, folks and thanks for listening and for the suggestions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2015 11:55 AM (No/ki)
Fen, there are several of the Morons here who are working chemists or professors of chemistry. Why not ask them for some tips on a self-study program for your son?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2015 02:48 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 19, 2015 01:17 PM (iQIUe)
So that's where they got to?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 19, 2015 03:16 PM (0yhH4)
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