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John Atkinson Grimshaw, "October Gold" (1889)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 09:37 AM




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1 Crap. More leaves!!!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 09:38 AM (8ikIW)

2 Taking the bodies away?

Posted by: HH at November 09, 2015 09:39 AM (DrCtv)

3 Rejected cover art for Cormac McArthy's 'The Road;' rejected for being insufficiently bleak.

Posted by: V the K at November 09, 2015 09:39 AM (O7MnT)

4 That guy is probably really looking forward to hopping on the wife later. In my experience that's usually the case.

Posted by: Bret Bielema at November 09, 2015 09:40 AM (TxJGV)

5 Mississippi in July, under ObamaWorld Rules.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 09:40 AM (ptqRm)

6 Taking the bodies away?

Posted by: HH

Bring out your dead!

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (8ikIW)

7 From last thread:

269 Hi fappers. I could use some thoughts and prayers from the Horde. I got the axe Friday, effective in two weeks, so I'm now looking down the barrel of funemployment.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst)


Prayers up bud. Hang in there.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (V0CWC)

8 Please don't take this as attention-seeking, but I'm reposting from the tail end of the last thread:

Hi fappers. I could use some thoughts and prayers from the Horde. I got the axe Friday, effective in two weeks, so I'm now looking down the barrel of funemployment.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)

9 If Bielema " hopped on" his wife she would be as dead as pancake girl run over by the Israeli bulldozer.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2015 09:42 AM (8HTq1)

10 Prayers up bud. Hang in there.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (V0CWC)

Thanks, man. It sucks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:42 AM (2Ojst)

11 Ugly, ugly Confederate hate.

Posted by: Mizzou for the Mizzulu's! at November 09, 2015 09:42 AM (u5gzz)

12 That's pretty...yellow. Like looking at the world through a bottle of piss yellow.

Posted by: joncelli, Militant Lutheranist at November 09, 2015 09:42 AM (RD7QR)

13 "Bring out your dead!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 09:43 AM (Yl6kS)

14 John Atkinson Grimshaw, "October Acapulco Gold" (1889)

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 09:43 AM (V0CWC)

15 3 Rejected cover art for Cormac McArthy's 'The Road;' rejected for being insufficiently bleak.


Abandon hope, all ye who read The Road.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 09, 2015 09:43 AM (r9tFS)

16 8 Please don't take this as attention-seeking, but I'm reposting from the tail end of the last thread:

Hi fappers. I could use some thoughts and prayers from the Horde. I got the axe Friday, effective in two weeks, so I'm now looking down the barrel of funemployment.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)

My condolences got willowed. Hopefully re-employment comes your way soon.

Posted by: joncelli, Militant Lutheranist at November 09, 2015 09:43 AM (RD7QR)

17 Insomniac is another beneficiary of the Obama economic recovery.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2015 09:44 AM (8HTq1)

18 Why is fall so depressing....

Posted by: Draki at November 09, 2015 09:44 AM (0eidE)

19
Hi fappers. I could use some thoughts and prayers from the Horde. I got the axe Friday, effective in two weeks, so I'm now looking down the barrel of funemployment.

I'm so sorry. Prayers up.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2015 09:45 AM (X6fMO)

20 That picture looks like an illustration for a Holmes story.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2015 09:46 AM (X6fMO)

21 Good luck Insomniac, use the time to slow down and look around.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 09:46 AM (xuouz)

22 It was Fall last week with pretty leaves on the trees. I think it was still Fall when I drove from central CT to Cape Cod this weekend.

It was no longer Fall when I drove back yesterday. All of the leaves have fallen all at once. It's still Fall in southern CT where I work. I give it about another two days.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2015 09:46 AM (JtwS4)

23 Hang in there Insomniac

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/George-Barris-19.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 09:46 AM (Yl6kS)

24 Thanks everybody. It's just another kick in the nuts I didn't need. Not that I'm the only guy getting kicked in the nuts these days...

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:47 AM (2Ojst)

25 24 These days it pays to wear a steel cup.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2015 09:48 AM (8HTq1)

26 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 09:46 AM (Yl6kS)

Brought a smile to my dour face, that did.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:48 AM (2Ojst)

27

Looks "Sherlocky"

nice

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:48 AM (qCMvj)

28 Forbes: The World's Most Powerful People 2015

#1 Vladimir Putin Russia
#2 Angela Merkel Germany
#3 Barack Obama United States
#4 Pope Francis Roman Catholic Church
#5 Xi Jinping China

#72 Donald Trump *giggity*

http://tinyurl.com/pyuz7mz
www.forbes.com/powerful-people/list/

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 09:48 AM (kdS6q)

29 I got the axe Friday, effective in two weeks, so I'm now looking down the barrel of funemployment.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst)

Praying for you.

Posted by: Draki at November 09, 2015 09:48 AM (0eidE)

30 25 24 These days it pays to wear a steel cup.
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2015 09:48 AM (8HTq1)

You ain't kiddin'.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:49 AM (2Ojst)

31 Cleric Who Forbid Killing Jews Has A Change Of Heart: Jihad Against Brothers of Apes And Pigs A Religious Duty

Weasel Zippers


hey let's let more of those people into America....What could possibly go wrong

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 09:49 AM (gf8BH)

32 But I don't want to get on the cart- I'm feeling better!

Posted by: parteagirl at November 09, 2015 09:50 AM (K0jlM)

33 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 09:48 AM (kdS6q)

I certainly don't agree with #4. The Pope may be great manipulating the media recently, but he's not powerful. Last year he called for the destruction of ISIS. I guess maybe this year Russia will be serious about getting rid of ISIS.

Posted by: Draki at November 09, 2015 09:50 AM (0eidE)

34 The U of Missouri are out of fucking control

And from I am reading it is about all unproven facts and rumor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 09:50 AM (gf8BH)

35 "Trees of Barsoom during a windstorm."

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 09:51 AM (hQUve)

36 The Pope may be great manipulating the media recently, but he's not powerful. Last year he called for the destruction of ISIS. I guess maybe this year Russia will be serious about getting rid of ISIS.
Posted by: Draki at November 09, 2015 09:50 AM (0eidE)

how many Divisions does the Pope Have?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 09:51 AM (gf8BH)

37 That picture gives me a woody.

Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 09, 2015 09:52 AM (7v/r5)

38 Next up,Obama calls the parties involved at Mizzou to the WH for a beer summit.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2015 09:52 AM (8HTq1)

39 Wouldn't it be refreshing if Mizzou's board came out with "the University of Missouri is not a place for retarded lefty whineybitches. All you commie brats can just step the fuck off."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2015 09:52 AM (u5gzz)

40 Reminds me of the old show The Paradise. I just finished watching the second (and final) season, I guess, on Netflix. Romance.

Then, started watching strange new Netflix Original series, Master of None.

Very odd, but interesting.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4635276/?ref_=nv_sr_1

time to go work out...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:52 AM (qCMvj)

41 Because,as you know,our president is focused on the important shit.Especially if he saw it on ESPN.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2015 09:53 AM (8HTq1)

42 Oh fuck today is the meeting between Fredo and Netanyahu


What a farce....This Admin already said Netanyahu and Israel are getting NOTHING

Worse than Kabukki theater, this is FUCK YOU theater

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 09:53 AM (gf8BH)

43 That picture gives me a woody.
Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 09, 2015 09:52 AM (7v/r5)


heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:53 AM (qCMvj)

44 Wouldn't it be refreshing if Mizzou's board came out with "the
University of Missouri is not a place for retarded lefty whineybitches.
All you commie brats can just step the fuck
off."

That's exactly what should be said.

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 09:53 AM (8ikIW)

45 The Pope as a powerful person, that writer is conflating their delusions.

Because of what happened between the 1860s/1870s and the Lanteran Treaty of 1929 with Italy; the Papacy has no lands and is quite limited on what the Pope can do. In other words he can't raise an army and declare Crusade.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 09:53 AM (Yl6kS)

46 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst)


Don't be surprised if this turns out to be a blessing in disguise - God has another plan for you. Do not despair! Praying that God will reveal this new opportunity shortly!

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at November 09, 2015 09:53 AM (4bCZC)

47 When you have an excess of ochre paint, go with whatcha got.

Don't anyone tell RD it's November now.

Posted by: mindful webworker - critically at November 09, 2015 09:53 AM (67teE)

48 Posted by: Miley's Tongue at November 09, 2015 09:53 AM (4bCZC)

I appreciate that. Despair may be a foregone conclusion, but I'll try.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:54 AM (2Ojst)

49 The fall foliage season up here this year was terrible. In a good year it can last three weeks or a month. This year the leaves stayed green, then one or two days of drab brown and the rains came and knocked the leaves down.

It was pitiful.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 09:54 AM (hQUve)

50 "The U of Missouri are out of fucking control "


My response to the players would have been along the lines of "You were not accepted to this University based upon your keen intellect. You were accepted based upon your ability to bring praise and honor to the University on the football field. You no longer have value to this organization."

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 09:54 AM (ptqRm)

51
Hi, I'm Adam Sessler

And I'm Morgan Webb

AND THIS IS X-PLAY!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 09:54 AM (kdS6q)

52 Wouldn't it be refreshing if Mizzou's board came out with "the
University of Missouri is not a place for retarded lefty whineybitches.
All you commie brats can just step the fuck
off."

That's exactly what should be said.
Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 09:53 AM (8ikIW)

Won't happen. Mizzou still needs to be able to recruit from St. Louis.

Posted by: Draki at November 09, 2015 09:54 AM (0eidE)

53 Thanks everybody. It's just another kick in the nuts I didn't need. Not that I'm the only guy getting kicked in the nuts these days...

We gals are getting kicked in the nuts quite a bit too you know.

Posted by: Caityn Jenner at November 09, 2015 09:55 AM (NF2Bf)

54 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)

It's not attention seeking. IMO It's good that you get all the support you can. I would like to put you on some internet prayer lists-can you give me the first initial of your real name if you don't mind? I could put "insomniac" put they might think I was kidding around. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 09:55 AM (No/ki)

55 The U of Missouri are out of fucking control

And from I am reading it is about all unproven facts and rumor
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 09:50 AM (gf8BH)



I'm sure Soros is behind it in some form.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:56 AM (qCMvj)

56 The light in this picture is very lovely. Thanks, rd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 09:56 AM (No/ki)

57 When you have an excess of ochre paint, go with whatcha got.

Don't anyone tell RD it's November now.




As of tomorrow, 1/3 of November is shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 09:56 AM (V0CWC)

58 When has pesky things like facts gotten in the way of the greater narrative with the Prog-Soc type???

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 09:57 AM (Yl6kS)

59 Here is a bit of video to start your day off right:


http://www.usatoday.com/media/cinematic/video/75411240/


This causes me to think that it ought to be possible to build a machine that is fed steel wire and which outputs welded chain mail like cloth coming off of a loom. A cheap chain mail shirts might be a handy thing to wear in a lot of places and there is always the Society for Creative Anachronism for customers.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 09, 2015 09:57 AM (QHgTq)

60 I havent seen a woodpecker in SoCal but I sure hear them.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 09:57 AM (iQIUe)

61 Wouldn't it be refreshing if Mizzou's board came out with "the
University of Missouri is not a place for retarded lefty whineybitches.
All you commie brats can just step the fuck
off."

That's exactly what should be said.


Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 09:53 AM (8ikIW)

Every one of those players that is on a full scholarship should be sent the full bill for their tuition and meals if they refuse to participate in their sport. Send them to collections if they don't pay. Assholes need to learn a real world lesson.

Posted by: Timon at November 09, 2015 09:57 AM (ZDJwC)

62 Looks more like September, but I got thick-assed glasses on so who knows, ask John Fuckin Kerry, he don't know either but he might bite his tongue.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 09, 2015 09:57 AM (J2/LJ)

63 Prayers, Insomniac. Hang in there, buddy.

Posted by: fly gal at November 09, 2015 09:58 AM (ajODB)

64 55 The U of Missouri are out of fucking control

And from I am reading it is about all unproven facts and rumor
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 09:50 AM (gf8BH)


I'm sure Soros is behind it in some form.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 09:56 AM (qCMvj)

Soros is an anarchist with cash and a grudge. His mission is to sow chaos and he is doing a pretty damn good job. He should be in a filthy cell in one of the countries he's dicked over.

Posted by: joncelli, Militant Lutheranist at November 09, 2015 09:58 AM (RD7QR)

65 This painting is okay, but have you ever seen "October Golden Shower"?

Posted by: Hipster Art Critic at November 09, 2015 09:58 AM (VAsIq)

66 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 09:55 AM (No/ki)

Sent you an email. Thank you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:59 AM (2Ojst)

67
Not sure why people are freaking out about this missile. We use to see launches several times a year. They are quite beautiful.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 09:59 AM (iQIUe)

68 We gals are getting kicked in the nuts quite a bit too you know.
Posted by: Caityn Jenner at November 09, 2015 09:55 AM (NF2Bf)

OK that made me laugh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:59 AM (2Ojst)

69 Spring 1945 in Hungary and the bullets missed Soros.

If you want a time machine and a mission.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 09:59 AM (Yl6kS)

70 #69 Justin Trudeau

Suck it Trump!

Posted by: Prime Minister Zoolander at November 09, 2015 09:59 AM (NF2Bf)

71

what is going on at Mizzou? the Orwellian speech code, and now the football team is on strike, the student body president is on a hunger strike, and the faculty has walked out?


the racist incidents seem to be

- black homecoming king is walking on campus and is called the n word by drunk whites driving by in a pickup. of course its a pick up

- drunk guy yells racist crap at a black theater group rehearsing and is kicked off campus

- campus protestors disrupt the homecoming parade and surround the School Presidents car and police tell them to back away or they will be arrested. No one is arrested

- black students write something on line and trolls heckle them with "kkk threats", although I have yet to see the threats anywhere

- someone smears a swastika of human poop on a new bathroom wall

and so the school President must resign, of course, and until he does everything stops


is anyone near Mizzou? do I have this right?

I hate to be so cynical but so many stories of alleged racism and discrimination are created by the SJW themselves it seems. I do no doubt that is some back lash to the events a Ferguson. I dont doubt that many Missourians are sick of hearing about Mike Brown

but before the mob decides the President must go, has anyone comfirmed any of the complained of stories are true? or that the perpetrators are even students?

Posted by: I, Claudius at November 09, 2015 09:59 AM (zOTsN)

72 You mean 'insomniac' is not his real name? Wow. Now I have to question everyone's name here.

I may just have lost my faith in humanity.
Brb - just saw some sweet cedar siding

Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 09, 2015 10:00 AM (7v/r5)

73 If you want a time machine and a mission.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 09:59 AM (Yl6kS)

Just borrow ace's.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:00 AM (2Ojst)

74 Forbes: The World's Most Powerful People 2015

Commies sweep the Top Five.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 10:00 AM (hsCpX)

75 Justine Bieber Trudeau at #69?

That seems somehow fitting...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:00 AM (Yl6kS)

76 For those who actually wanted to talk about cooking and (Imagine that?!! ;^) and didn't see the music video I posted for gramme Winger last night (because I wasn't on for the later threads and wasn't sure I'd remember it this morning) and would like to here it is: "Because He Lives" (with a take on some of the words from this song) it's a good one by a man named Matt Maher:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJXKBqeNvDk


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 10:01 AM (No/ki)

77 off old roman sock

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:01 AM (zOTsN)

78 Insomniac, may God the Provider grant you peace and fantastic new opportunities.

Posted by: Emmie at November 09, 2015 10:01 AM (my5Fr)

79 Alternate title "Taking Boxer to the Knackers"

Posted by: Bigby's Indian Sunburn at November 09, 2015 10:01 AM (3ZtZW)

80
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Atkinson_Grimshaw

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 10:01 AM (iQIUe)

81 Probably late to the party but nothing says "likely a hoax" like something smeared in feces. Just too much self loathing involved.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at November 09, 2015 10:02 AM (k8tEg)

82 The organizers of an anti-Nazi event in Sweden face controversy Monday, after declining to invite the Jewish community to the event.

"Umeå against Nazism" will run in the city of Umeå on Tuesday and Wednesday, commemorating Kirstallnacht, or the "Night of Broken Glass," the massive 1938 pogrom against Austrian and German Jews which is seen as marking the start of the holocaust.

But, absurdly, Jews will not be invited.

The organizers claim that inviting the Jewish community presents a security risk, nt.se reports, citing anti-Semitic and anti-Israel protests present at past events.

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 10:02 AM (gf8BH)

83 "50
"The U of Missouri are out of fucking control "





My response to the players would have been along the lines of "You
were not accepted to this University based upon your keen intellect. You
were accepted based upon your ability to bring praise and honor to the
University on the football field. You no longer have value to this
organization."

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 09:54 AM (ptqRm)"



Simpler still. You signed a contract to play football in return for a scholarship. You are not playing football so now please cough up tuition. And, oh by the way, you are required to meet the academic standards that non-athletes need to meet as well.

We hope this will not interfere too much in your life and career plans. Have a nice day.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 09, 2015 10:02 AM (QHgTq)

84 You mean 'insomniac' is not his real name?

Not unless his parents were excessively tired after childbirth. Of course, there are those funny books about real names. On example "Nosmoking" back from the days when you really could smoke in hospital rooms.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 10:03 AM (No/ki)

85 "Not sure why people are freaking out about this missile."

One or two crank calls, the news media picks up on it, and makes it a big deal while laughing up their sleeve and the next thing you know it's 'War of the Worlds' and alien invaders have landed in upstate New York where we go live to the scene. . .

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 10:04 AM (hQUve)

86 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:59 AM (2Ojst)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 10:04 AM (No/ki)

87 On example "Nosmoking" back from the days when you really could smoke in hospital rooms.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 10:03 AM (No/ki)

There's also the ever-popular apocryphal story about the baby who was named "Meconium."

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:04 AM (2Ojst)

88 Forget where I read/heard this, but I just saw a factoid about every "communist" regime in history self-identifying as "socialist." USSR, China, the Nazis, Castro, Chavez. All of those who don't use "socialist" call themselves "democratic" or "the people's" government. There are no communists, to hear them tell it.

Socialists do three things: They lie, they steal, and they attempt to silence anyone who notices their lies and theft. You haven't reached true socialism until "silence" is replaced by "kill." Every large "successful" socialist nation has murdered members of their political opposition.

Do not forget what's at stake. Have a tremendous, cheerful day!

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 10:05 AM (xuouz)

89 #48 Insomniac -

Is there something else you've been meaning to devote some time/psychic energy to, but work always took precedence or didn't allow time? My hubby was laid off, got full time into his music and art (using his 401K). Less than 2 years later he was dead, but he spent the last 2 years of his life doing what he loved, and I am so, so grateful for that. Not that I wish you death any time soon, just saying that these events can be useful when reassessing your life. So waste no energy being depressed or scared.

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at November 09, 2015 10:05 AM (4bCZC)

90
Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 10:04 AM (No/ki)

No, thank you!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:05 AM (2Ojst)

91 Insomniac may your latest job change be window of new and better opportunities for you

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:06 AM (zOTsN)

92 When someone complains about shit drawing, they should get a dna sample from the person who reported it and see if it matches the "drawing."

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 10:06 AM (iQIUe)

93 But, absurdly, Jews will not be invited. 

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 10:02 AM


They were there the first time. With the current European immigration/integration model 'next time' is only weeks away.

Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 09, 2015 10:06 AM (7v/r5)

94 Day-um, Insomniac. Between our work fun and marital bliss, you're my brotha from anotha motha.

You be good to yourself. This too shall pass.

The Lord bless you and keep you, the Lord make His face to shine upon you and be gracious unto you, the Lord lift up His countenance to you, and grant you peace.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 09, 2015 10:06 AM (vgIRn)

95 Ah, October Gold. Like a fine bourbon. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at November 09, 2015 10:07 AM (Dwehj)

96 DNA testing of feces, Tawana used the neighbor's dog as the donor of the poo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:07 AM (Yl6kS)

97 Those are not happy little trees!!!

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at November 09, 2015 10:07 AM (REdlt)

98 my husband got riffed on our honeymoon! felt like shit at the time, and very depressing, but ultimately was the best thing that could have happened to us

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:07 AM (zOTsN)

99 I got the axe Friday, effective in two weeks, so I'm now looking down the barrel of funemployment.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst)


So sorry to hear that. Good luck on finding something else. Unless you find yourself enjoying funemployment

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2015 10:07 AM (lIU4e)

100 So, is Ace going to show up around noon with a 20k word review of Spectre? Cant wait.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 10:08 AM (iQIUe)

101 The Lord bless you and keep you, the Lord make His face to shine upon you and be gracious unto you, the Lord lift up His countenance to you, and grant you peace.


favorite blessing ever

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:08 AM (zOTsN)

102 Um, could someone tell John Atkinson Grimshaw it's no longer October?

Also, that it's no longer 1889?

Posted by: Hipster Art Critic at November 09, 2015 10:10 AM (VAsIq)

103 Forget where I read/heard this, but I just saw a factoid about every
"communist" regime in history self-identifying as "socialist."


The Lefties insist they want 'democratic socialism,' you know, big government with hugs, but at the same time they're pushing for that they're training their jackboot squads on college campii, writing their speech codes, and fomenting the revolutionary mindset that will eagerly put people up against the wall for not thinking goodthoughts.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 10:10 AM (hsCpX)

104 Think these missle launches are for the ChiCons benefit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 10:10 AM (iQIUe)

105 Sweden is full of rapey non Swedes these days.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2015 10:10 AM (8HTq1)

106
Ex-Obama official: Jewish power bubble has popped

Former aide to Kerry uses offensive language in portraying rocky Obama-Netanyahu relationship.


Laura Blumenfeld, one of three Jewish former aides involved in Kerrys failed peace negotiations, spoke on a panel at the Jewish Federation of North Americas General Assembly, which began Sunday.

A self hating Jew no doubt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 10:10 AM (gf8BH)

107 >>I got the axe Friday, effective in two weeks, so I'm now looking down the barrel of funemployment.

Hang in there. You never know, it might work better for you in the end.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2015 10:10 AM (/tuJf)

108 Think these missle launches are for the ChiCons benefit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

No, the large cash deposits are for the ChiCons' benefit.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at November 09, 2015 10:11 AM (VAsIq)

109 A "Loving Grace" daily devotional

"Help Is Present"

http://tinyurl.com/qglge5n

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 10:12 AM (No/ki)

110 94 Day-um, Insomniac. Between our work fun and marital bliss, you're my brotha from anotha motha.

You be good to yourself. This too shall pass.

The Lord bless you and keep you, the Lord make His face to shine upon you and be gracious unto you, the Lord lift up His countenance to you, and grant you peace.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 09, 2015 10:06 AM (vgIRn)

Heh, I've noticed that. Thanks. My strained relationship with the Almighty notwithstanding, that a good verse.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:12 AM (2Ojst)

111 The big company I use to work for, always made the holidays cheerful by announcing layoffs just before Thanksgiving and Christmas...

Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2015 10:12 AM (0bEpn)

112 Not sure who has the NoDong these days, Pyongyang or DC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:12 AM (Yl6kS)

113 Old Episcopal evensong. Even in the depths of my wicked popery I must admit that service cannot be beat.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 10:12 AM (9QNlb)

114 The Lefties insist they want 'democratic socialism,' you know, big government with hugs, but at the same time they're pushing for that they're training their jackboot squads on college campii, writing their speech codes,

and fomenting the revolutionary mindset that will eagerly put people up against the wall for not thinking goodthoughts.




Wait until they run up against real people out in the real world. The kind that shoot back instead of "dialogue" with them.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 10:13 AM (V0CWC)

115 9 If Bielema " hopped on" his wife she would be as dead as pancake girl run over by the Israeli bulldozer.

Posted by: steevy


She should be somewhat concerned as it was apparently a 'come-from-behind' win.

Posted by: dirks strewn at November 09, 2015 10:13 AM (kfcYC)

116 111 The big company I use to work for, always made the holidays cheerful by announcing layoffs just before Thanksgiving and Christmas...
Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2015 10:12 AM (0bEpn)

Employers have such an impeccable sense of timing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:13 AM (2Ojst)

117 Can barely see the house through all that smog.

**in best Dalek voice**

Regulate! REGULATE!!!

Posted by: EPA drone at November 09, 2015 10:13 AM (REdlt)

118 Thanks everybody. It's just another kick in the nuts I didn't need. Not that I'm the only guy getting kicked in the nuts these days...

Protect your nuts!

Posted by: Squirrel at November 09, 2015 10:14 AM (l3vZN)

119 Even in the depths of my wicked popery I must admit that service cannot be beat.

Posted by: Ghost of kari

WICKED POTPOURRI!?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 09, 2015 10:14 AM (VAsIq)

120 a two week termination notice? at least you got that

Posted by: Doom Rider at November 09, 2015 10:14 AM (ck8TA)

121 Wow Insomniac, that sucketh, to put it in Middle English.

After the first few years, funemployment isn't as much fun as they say it is.

But look on the bright side: you have more time to not sleep.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 10:14 AM (LUgeY)

122 That's pretty much the way it looks outside this morning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 10:14 AM (9mTYi)

123 Ex-Obama official: Jewish power bubble has popped

Former aide to Kerry uses offensive language in portraying rocky Obama-Netanyahu relationship.



Power bubble hasn't popped. Nazi mask has come off.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 10:14 AM (V0CWC)

124 117 Can barely see the house through all that smog.

**in best Dalek voice**

Regulate! REGULATE!!!
Posted by: EPA drone at November 09, 2015 10:13 AM (REdlt)

Oh shut up.

Posted by: Davros at November 09, 2015 10:15 AM (2Ojst)

125 Bring out your buzzion!

Posted by: guy in the painting at November 09, 2015 10:15 AM (REdlt)

126 Emergency prayer request

They're having a fire at my son's school. They are all outside. he just called. Please pray for the safety or everyone including the firefighters and they they get the fire out soon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 10:15 AM (No/ki)

127
On example "Nosmoking" back from the days when you really could smoke in hospital rooms.

There used to be a restaurant in Tribeca called "Nosmo King."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2015 10:16 AM (X6fMO)

128 But look on the bright side: you have more time to not sleep.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 10:14 AM (LUgeY)

I am truly fortunate to have such positive people in my life.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:16 AM (2Ojst)

129 But look on the bright side: you have more time to not sleep.

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 10:16 AM (No/ki)

130 The guy pulling the cart? John Atkinson Rickshaw.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 10:16 AM (VAsIq)

131 Yikes Fenelonspoke. Hope everyone stays safe.

Is Achmed and his Magical Clock visiting the school?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:17 AM (Yl6kS)

132 Emergency prayer request

They're having a fire at my son's school. They are all outside. he just called. Please pray for the safety or everyone including the firefighters and they they get the fire out soon.



Sounds like the kids prayers were answered.

Seriously though, hope and pray everyone is ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 10:17 AM (V0CWC)

133 Morning, all. That picture matches my mood.

When painters tell you they'll be at your house no later than 9:00 a.m. would it kill them to let you know why they're running late? Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 10:17 AM (FsuaD)

134 Not sure who has the NoDong these days, Pyongyang or DC.

SOON.

Posted by: Caitlyn at November 09, 2015 10:17 AM (hsCpX)

135 There used to be a restaurant in Tribeca called "Nosmo King."

I believe there was a Pittsburgh local TV character named Nosmo King.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2015 10:17 AM (JtwS4)

136 They're having a fire at my son's school. They are all outside. he just called. Please pray for the safety or everyone including the firefighters and they they get the fire out soon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 10:15 AM (No/ki)

Holy smokes! Glad everybody's out!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:18 AM (2Ojst)

137 Then, started watching strange new Netflix Original series, Master of None.

Very odd, but interesting.


Just saw that and I love Aziz Ansari! I want it to be good, but I know nothing about it.

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2015 10:18 AM (lIU4e)

138 The Atlanta Braves are refusing to play baseball next season unless opposing pitchers stop throwing the ball so hard.

Posted by: Sports Reporter in a Plaid Jacket at November 09, 2015 10:18 AM (Ui7Rt)

139 Birkat Kohanim - its the Hebrew preistly blessing, Numbers 6:24-26

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:18 AM (zOTsN)

140 They're having a fire at my son's school. They are all outside. he just called. Please pray for the safety or everyone including the firefighters and they they get the fire out soon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I didn't study for the test and prayed for a miracle. Is this my fault?

Posted by: some kid at November 09, 2015 10:18 AM (VAsIq)

141 Most Influential People [#6-#10]

6. Caitlyn!!!
7. Lena Dunham
8. Miley Cyrus
9. The donkey in Miley Cyrus' act
10. Mohammed

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 09, 2015 10:18 AM (7RXcs)

142 Fen, Prayers up.

Post updates when you can.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 10:19 AM (ptqRm)

143 Prayers for your child's school and safety of the firefighters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 10:19 AM (FsuaD)

144 They're having a fire at my son's school. They are all outside. he just called. Please pray for the safety or everyone including the firefighters and they they get the fire out soon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 10:15 AM (No/ki)

Holy smokes! Glad everybody's out!
Posted by: Insomniac


Catholic school?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 10:19 AM (V0CWC)

145 Simpler still. You signed a contract to play football in return for a scholarship. You are not playing football so now please cough up tuition. And, oh by the way, you are required to meet the academic standards that non-athletes need to meet as well.

We hope this will not interfere too much in your life and career plans. Have a nice day.


They need a Ronald Reagan to go all Air Traffic Controllers Union on them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 10:19 AM (LUgeY)

146 Probably late to the party but nothing says "likely a hoax" like something smeared in feces. Just too much self loathing involved.
________________________

Swastikas and nooses are always hoaxes too.

They're every SJW's fantasy slur. So every time they've been used in the past two decades, it always turns out to have been a SJW who did it. They really do lack imagination.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2015 10:19 AM (a31sM)

147 #10 With a bullet!....and a knife....and lots of 'splodey stuff.

Posted by: Mohammed at November 09, 2015 10:19 AM (7RXcs)

148 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:17 AM (Yl6kS)

I don't think so. He's still in Quatar, I think. :^)
Maybe it's like the girls in the movie ,"The Trouble With Angels" who set the school on fire.

It's not like he's missing much. His schedule today was Study Hall, Gym-He's excused because of a x country injury, lunch and then English, but maybe he'll make it back for English, but still.....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 10:20 AM (No/ki)

149 @106 Yes. But the problem with "self hating Jews" is how they fuck over all the other Jews in the process.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at November 09, 2015 10:20 AM (k8tEg)

150 (Today is the 174th anniversary of the birth of Britain's King Edward VII (1841-1910), who lent his name to both one of England's most opulent eras and a mediocre brand of cigars. The eldest son of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert and thus the heir apparent, Edward was the Prince of Wales for 60 years because of his mother's extraordinary longevity and came to the throne in 1901 with only nine more years to live. Raffish by nature and denied a meaningful role in the government by the queen, Edward became a leader of fashionable society during his long wait for the kingship, surrounded by a coterie of mistresses and other hangers-on. As king, he cooperated reluctantly in Asquith's attempt to limit the power of the House of Lords, and as "the uncle of Europe" traveled widely to improve international understanding among the continent's royal houses, while also strengthening ties with France. In 1863, Edward married Princess Alexandra of Denmark*, and their second son became King George V.
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"He wasn't clever, but he always did the right thing, which is better than brains." - Admiral Sir John Fisher (1841-1920)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 10:20 AM (9mTYi)

151 24 Thanks everybody. It's just another kick in the nuts I didn't need. Not that I'm the only guy getting kicked in the nuts these days...

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death


How come women never get kicked in the nuts? Gender bias.

Seriously though, if it wasn't for what I thought at the time were career setbacks, all the good things that followed would never have happened and I'd have been a federal government bureaucrat (shudder) and thus dumber and lazier than I am now.

Keep a positive outlook. Best wishes. I threw a prayer in there for good measure.

Posted by: dirks strewn at November 09, 2015 10:20 AM (kfcYC)

152 Soros is an anarchist with cash and a grudge. His mission is to sow chaos and he is doing a pretty damn good job. He should be in a filthy cell in one of the countries he's dicked over.
Posted by: joncelli, Militant Lutheranist at November 09, 2015 09:58 AM (RD7QR)
________

Like all markets, directed 'churning' is a constant. If the churn takes, the brokers make money no matter what.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 09, 2015 10:21 AM (MIKMs)

153 I am not in Insomniac's shoes yet, but I expect to be soon.

As I hate what I do and am not good at it I shall once again have to re-invent myself.

Anyone have any good resources for how a 55 year old can figure out what he wants to do when he grows up?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2015 10:21 AM (JtwS4)

154 Wow, FS. Hope everybody's OK. Prayers up for you and for Insomniac too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 10:22 AM (LUgeY)

155 FenelonSpoke, prayers for your son and his school as well. Glad he's safe.

Posted by: Emmie at November 09, 2015 10:22 AM (my5Fr)

156 Speaking of fire, husband's Scout troop won Spiciest Chili at a local competition.

Husband had some venison and wild boar in the freezer, which they used, and he chopped up a bunch of bhut jolokia and Carolina Reaper chiles.

I had to open up the house to get the pepper fumes out. We were literally choking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 10:22 AM (FsuaD)

157 Bandersnatch's Guide to Fishing and Art?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:22 AM (Yl6kS)

158 Swastikas and nooses are always hoaxes too.
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"KKK", spray painted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 10:22 AM (9mTYi)

159 >>>>The U of Missouri are out of fucking control



And from I am reading it is about all unproven facts and rumor
.
.
.I can't seem to find out anything about the problems there other than two students allegedly had racial slurs said to them at some unknown point in time in the recent past with no witnesses. And they apparently didn't say anything to anyone until a few days ago.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2015 10:24 AM (iONHu)

160 Speaking of writing, Skandia Recluse has a book out now.

http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B017PM5F6O

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:24 AM (Yl6kS)

161 Thanks for the prayers, everybody.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 10:24 AM (No/ki)

162 Prayers for you Insomniac.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 10:25 AM (FsuaD)

163 But the problem with "self hating Jews" is how they fuck over all the other Jews in the process.
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at November 09, 2015 10:20 AM (k8tEg)


tell me about it! But i try to fuck them right back

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 10:25 AM (gf8BH)

164 "KKK", spray painted.

Specially when it's mis-spelled.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 10:25 AM (ptqRm)

165 I believe there was a Pittsburgh local TV character named Nosmo King.
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Candle Cove, season 3. The one with the monkey

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 09, 2015 10:26 AM (kXzR8)

166 Insomniac,

Man I'm sorry to hear that.

I have been through that several times in the past 7 years.
Where are you? What do you do?
I work in Carlsbad, CA (near San Diego)
Satellite communications.
The company is hiring, although it has slowed down a bit.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 09, 2015 10:26 AM (TPjwz)

167 "Anyone have any good resources for how a 55 year old can figure out what he wants to do when he grows up?"

I always used unemployment as an excuse to move somewhere else. It never made any difference because I was born on the wrong side of the bell curve.

All the really successful people all seem to say 'do what you love doing' and then they say they knew what they wanted to do when they were five and by six years old were masters at it.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 10:26 AM (hQUve)

168 Im still trying to figure out how this girl got run over. You see her under the car but not in front of the car being hit.

https://goo.gl/AYMdNE

You also see a bunch of girls acting like animals. So sick of this shit. Close to the end when the driver is going crazy, you see iphones flying up in the air as people run which is amusing.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 10:26 AM (iQIUe)

169 Anyone have any good resources for how a 55 year old can figure out what he wants to do when he grows up?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2015 10:21 AM (JtwS4)

I'll see what I can find after I get off your lawn.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:26 AM (2Ojst)

170 we had swastikas painted on our synagogue in NJ a couple of times

it wasnt SJW that did it. and our Synagogue asked the police not to publisize it

it seems if you hide it, its real and if you make it your cause, you did it

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:27 AM (zOTsN)

171 The Horde needs to write a TV comedy series for Amazon - Scandal Love maybe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:27 AM (Yl6kS)

172 Picture makes me think of the song, "When the Man Comes Around."

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 09, 2015 10:28 AM (/Ho8c)

173 Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 09, 2015 10:26 AM (TPjwz)

I'm a lawyer, in Central Florida.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:28 AM (2Ojst)

174 Anyone have any good resources for how a 55 year old can figure out what he wants to do when he grows up?

Posted by: Bandersnatch

I think you would make a very good heroin junkie.

Posted by: Dealer in Bander's 'hood at November 09, 2015 10:28 AM (VAsIq)

175 Thing is, it doesn't matter if those are hoaxes. It never does.

Because awareness, or something.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 09, 2015 10:29 AM (vgIRn)

176 175 Thing is, it doesn't matter if those are hoaxes. It never does.

Because awareness, or something.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 09, 2015 10:29 AM (vgIRn)

Fake but accurate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:29 AM (2Ojst)

177 Hang in there Insomniac, there are better days ahead. Being in IT, I was riffed many times and it always worked out. I pray the same for you.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 09, 2015 10:29 AM (kXoT0)

178 Am I the only one playing anagram games with Bob's hash?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:30 AM (Yl6kS)

179 Speaking of fire, husband's Scout troop won Spiciest Chili at a local competition.

Husband had some venison and wild boar in the freezer, which they used, and he chopped up a bunch of bhut jolokia and Carolina Reaper chiles.

I had to open up the house to get the pepper fumes out. We were literally choking.
Posted by: Jane
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Crimeny! What's up next, a land-mine competition?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 10:30 AM (9mTYi)

180
In blog'n news, over at HotAir Ed is doing a modified limited Mea Culpa over piling in on Carson last week. Of course, he's hidden the "apology" at the bottom of Jazz's thread, so don't tell anyone -- it's a secret:

http://tinyurl.com/p6ch7d9

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 10:30 AM (kdS6q)

181 Justine Bieber Trudeau at #69?

That seems somehow fitting...


Agreed. They probably figured it was appropriate since I mentioned during my Dad's eugoogoly how it was my Mom's favourite position with people who weren't my Dad.

What? Did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?

Posted by: Prime Minister Zoolander at November 09, 2015 10:30 AM (XkVXQ)

182 Morning Horde. Am I in a time machine? 45 degrees and rain? This must be February in Charlotte, not November.




Nasty day to nurse a VICTORY hangover. Panthers 8-0!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2015 10:31 AM (jJRIy)

183 OK, insomniac, I wouldn't know about any legal positions. I think CA. may have a good supply of attorneys already

Keep a stiff upper lip and all that. I do feel for you.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 09, 2015 10:31 AM (TPjwz)

184 I'm a lawyer, in Central Florida.

Posted by: Insomniac

Can't you just sue someone? (That's how lawyering works, right?)

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 10:31 AM (VAsIq)

185 Insomniac, good luck on the job search. So often, these things turn out in retrospect to be a big open door you would have passed by if not for the lay off.

Mizzou....what exactly is going to "change" if a black president(you know that is going to be the demand) is hired for the school? Will there never be a shout of a racial slur by a drive by again?

You also don't want this to turn into Kent State redux. I just don't understand what these students want from their protest, although I can guess they don't know either.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2015 10:32 AM (E2mFK)

186 Legal position? So what's in your briefs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:32 AM (Yl6kS)

187 I just don't understand what these students want from their protest,

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Attention.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 10:33 AM (VAsIq)

188 Ta-Nehisi Coates was on Fareed Zakaria's CNN show yesterday stating that reparations must be paid to America's black people. Fareed actually asked him "what about all the trillions of dollars in welfare and affirmative action programs?" Coates replied that these programs were not specifically intended for black people so they don't count.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 10:33 AM (FkBIv)

189 School fires range all the way from 'somebody tripped the alarm in the hall', to smoke in the boiler room, to boys setting a trash fire.

The High School I attended didn't have enough flammables to char marshmallows. OK, there was that one time in Chemistry class.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 10:33 AM (hQUve)

190 152 Soros is an anarchist with cash and a grudge. His mission is to sow chaos and he is doing a pretty damn good job. He should be in a filthy cell in one of the countries he's dicked over.
Posted by: joncelli, Militant Lutheranist at November 09, 2015 09:58 AM (RD7QR)

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I like this comment, a lot.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 09, 2015 10:33 AM (OWndX)

191
Can't you just sue someone? (That's how lawyering works, right?)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 10:31 AM (VAsIq)

Eh, not so much, no.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:33 AM (2Ojst)

192 186 Legal position? So what's in your briefs?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:32 AM (Yl6kS)

What makes you think I'm wearing any?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:33 AM (2Ojst)

193 172 Picture makes me think of the song, "When the Man Comes Around."
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 09, 2015 10:28 AM (/Ho8c)

Something about that song always runs a chill up my spine.

Posted by: joncelli, Militant Lutheranist at November 09, 2015 10:34 AM (RD7QR)

194 School fires range all the way from 'somebody tripped the alarm in the hall', to smoke in the boiler room, to boys setting a trash fire.

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To Injuns burning a school to the ground to kill some pale faces.

Posted by: History at November 09, 2015 10:34 AM (VAsIq)

195 You know, I should probably ax for some prayers too. Granddaughter-in-law is in the hospital in J'ville, she's six months pregnant with our third greatgrandbaby and tried to go into labor over the weekend.

All seems well for the moment, they stopped her labor and she's in the best place she can be right now. Her Mom-in-law's been up there a couple of times already, but finally was able to relax and decompress for a while yesterday. She and B'Gal had a long gabfest with lots of laughter, which was good to hear.

For two hours.

Anyway, they think is their first girl after two boys in two years. Soon, we plan to sit them down and 'splain to them what causes babies and perhaps suggest another pastime.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 10:34 AM (LUgeY)

196 Are you at least wearing a kilt???

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:35 AM (Yl6kS)

197 And not only do fake "hate crimes" exceed "real ones" but the irony, in my opinion, is that the worst damage done by "fake hate crimes" is to legitimize the concept of "real hate crimes" i.e. that there are "true" situations in which the government should, legitimately outlaw what it deems "bigotry" as opposed to the act itself.

"Hate crime" is the Trojan horse of "hate speech" which is now so enshrined (read repeated) as to be the biggest threat we now have to free speech.

We are, in many contexts, 1/2 a step away from criminalizing a debate about racial differences in crime, which is the only way to rebut a specious accusation of "racist" law enforcement, among other topics. I'm sure that even trying to argue the fact of racial disparities in commission of crime on a college campus would be grounds for immediate expulsion of either student or faculty.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at November 09, 2015 10:35 AM (k8tEg)

198 Can't you just sue someone? (That's how lawyering works, right?)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 10:31 AM (VAsIq)

Eh, not so much, no.

Posted by: Insomniac

Pop culture lied!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 10:35 AM (VAsIq)

199 In the moron tradition of love and compassion:


so, know any good lawyer jokes?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 09, 2015 10:35 AM (TPjwz)

200 To Injuns burning a school to the ground to kill some pale faces.

Posted by: History

How?

Posted by: Princess Highcheeks Ruffled Feathers at November 09, 2015 10:35 AM (VAsIq)

201 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 10:34 AM (LUgeY)

That's harrowing stuff. All the best for the family.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:35 AM (2Ojst)

202 "I'm a lawyer, in Central Florida. "

Maybe consider returning to College, as a student.

I would think that a legally trained, conservative minded individual could find many opportunities to have fun. All within the framework of judicial activism.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 10:36 AM (ptqRm)

203 Morning Horde. Am I in a time machine? 45 degrees and rain? This must be February in Charlotte, not November.
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Recall that this time last year we had snow. So, Global Warming.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 10:36 AM (9mTYi)

204 Snanderbatch, if your back is really up against the wall, two growing sectors are healthcare (retch) and cyber security. Healthcare companies are hiring across the board. Getting a CISSP is a non-trivial endeavor, but if you have any IT experience you can try to dive in there.

Alternately, try strapping a gopro to a pet or family member and throwing that shit on youtube.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 10:36 AM (xuouz)

205 All the really successful people all seem to say 'do what you love doing' and then they say they knew what they wanted to do when they were five and by six years old were masters at it.



Hit man or avenging angel are really not in high demand at the moment.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 10:36 AM (V0CWC)

206 >>I just don't understand what these students want from their protest

If I had to guess, a scalp. Proof that they do have the power to pick off a university president. Felt like the banishing of all things Confederate a few months ago was the same thing. They demand it because they can.

Seriously, why would a university president have any control over what some random drunk guys say or trolls post on a blog? Not excusing the behavior, but it hardly merits a culture of hate.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 10:37 AM (NOIQH)

207 Nice one, rdb!

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 10:37 AM (E5UB0)

208
Insomniac, now you can start that illegal whale ivory smuggling ring that you always wanted to.
Good luck. Keep your head high and your hands low (until you get that steel cup).

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2015 10:37 AM (+aCe4)

209
And keep meaning to toss this in somewhere:

Ancestry.com is offering free access to their military records thru Nov 11th.

http://www.ancestry.com/cs/veteransday2015?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 10:38 AM (kdS6q)

210 If I had to guess, a scalp.

----

*war whoops*

Posted by: Princess Highcheeks Ruffled Feathers at November 09, 2015 10:38 AM (VAsIq)

211 *looks at clock*

Still got awhile before lunch time and sushi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:38 AM (Yl6kS)

212 so, know any good lawyer jokes?


What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2015 10:38 AM (JtwS4)

213 In blog'n news, over at HotAir Ed is doing a modified limited Mea Culpa over piling in on Carson last week.

How's that Puerto Rico statehood looking?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 10:39 AM (FkBIv)

214 "Picture makes me think of the song, "When the Man Comes Around." "

They used that song as the soundtrack to a scene in "Sarah Connor Chronicles" that was pretty awesome in a macabre kinda way. I liked it, but I have 'issues'.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 10:39 AM (hQUve)

215 Hit man or avenging angel are really not in high demand at the moment.
Posted by: rickb223
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I always wanted to be a Viking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 10:39 AM (9mTYi)

216 I was going to write my name in feces but I just had my nails done.

Posted by: Caitlyn! at November 09, 2015 10:39 AM (7RXcs)

217 Grimshaw sounds kind of like scrimshaw. I wonder if he was teased about his name as a child.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 10:39 AM (E5UB0)

218 Crimeny! What's up next, a land-mine competition?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 10:30 AM (9mTYi)


Don't give them any ideas!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 10:39 AM (FsuaD)

219 Keep your head high and your hands low (until you get that steel cup).

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

I don't wear a cup very often, but when I do, I go with a thin porcelain faux-cup: it just feels better.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at November 09, 2015 10:39 AM (VAsIq)

220 Sending prayers, Insomniac.
Really bites, especially right before the holidays.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 10:40 AM (NOIQH)

221 Hey Insomniac, if you're free Wednesday night, I'm playing at BB King's on I-Drive starting at 7:30. The drawback is the cover charge, but if you can make it, come and find the bass player.

I'll buy you a drink.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 10:40 AM (LUgeY)

222 Hit man or avenging angel are really not in high demand at the moment.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 10:36 AM (V0CWC)

Hmmm...that would require a change in alignment mid-game. Don't know if I can talk the DM into that...

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:40 AM (2Ojst)

223 212 so, know any good lawyer jokes?


What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2015 10:38 AM (JtwS4)



A doberman

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 10:40 AM (V0CWC)

224 Painters are running nearly two hours late now. No phone call, nothing.

Insomniac, can you paint a couple of rooms and a really high ceiling?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 10:41 AM (FsuaD)

225 *looks at clock*

Posted by: Anna Puma

You owe me a nickel!

Posted by: Ahmad, Clock King and Qatar Hero at November 09, 2015 10:41 AM (VAsIq)

226 How's that Puerto Rico statehood looking?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 10:39 AM (FkBIv)

They'll probably be begging us to let them in next year.

Posted by: Draki at November 09, 2015 10:41 AM (0eidE)

227 *ding ding ding*

A doberman it is.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2015 10:41 AM (JtwS4)

228 The University President should agree to terminate one white administrator every time some random white guy screams a racial epithet, provided they simultaneously fire one minority Professor every time there's a black on white campus assault.

Fair non?

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at November 09, 2015 10:41 AM (k8tEg)

229 Hit man or avenging angel are really not in high demand at the moment.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 10:36 AM (V0CWC)

FROM: HH21

TO: Abedin, Huma

SUBJECT: Job Opportunity

Love,

Be a doll and have Angie send me an iced tea and text this rickb223 character.

-HH

Posted by: Hillary 2016!! at November 09, 2015 10:42 AM (fWAjv)

230 *tosses a plug nickel*

Don't spend it one place kid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:42 AM (Yl6kS)

231 OK, there was that one time in Chemistry class.

Katie! That's not where the Bunsen burner goes!

Let me get you Erlenmeyer flask.

Posted by: Common Core Chemistry Teacher at November 09, 2015 10:42 AM (XkVXQ)

232 I don't wear a cup very often, but when I do, I go with a thin porcelain faux-cup: it just feels better.
Posted by: Pajama
----------------

Heh. Could be that the next hipster douche fad will be codpieces.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 10:43 AM (9mTYi)

233 190
152 Soros is an anarchist with cash and a grudge. His mission is to sow
chaos and he is doing a pretty damn good job. He should be in a filthy
cell in one of the countries he's dicked over.

Posted by: joncelli, Militant Lutheranist at November 09, 2015 09:58 AM (RD7QR)


A Jew that worked for the Nazi's turning in fellow Jews is the lowest scum bag in the world.



Israel should put a hit on him

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2015 10:43 AM (jJRIy)

234 what do the students want from their protest?

the student body president is getting his masters degree in "educational leadership and policy analysis"


educational leaders and policy analysis

hmm

sounds a bit like community organizing

so student body president getting a degree in community organizing goes to school near Ferguson and presto

hunder strike against racism

like Emma and her mattress being her grduate "art piece"

he has an incentive to sensationalize his experience there

its the fastest way for him to gain prestige and credability

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:43 AM (zOTsN)

235 Joe Scarborough was really going off on Ben Carson's "lies" this morning, to the delight of the liberal seals on the show.

Remember when Obama wrote about his American grandfather freeing the Jews at Auschwitz? Good times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 10:43 AM (FsuaD)

236 Vox is doing stories for Bank of America.

"Bank of America Has Five Reasons Why Fed Liftoff Won't Cause the Global Economy to Sputter"

Link to Yahoo news
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qg7l5yd

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 09, 2015 10:44 AM (XtAzU)

237 I'll buy you a drink.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 10:40 AM (LUgeY)

I appreciate the offer. I can't commit to making it, but thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:44 AM (2Ojst)

238 199 In the moron tradition of love and compassion: so, know any good lawyer jokes?
Posted by: JohnnyBoy
_____________________

Why does California have more lawyers than any other state in the country and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps than any other state in the country?



New Jersey got first pick.

Posted by: Furious George at November 09, 2015 10:44 AM (3GAnN)

239 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 10:34 AM (LUgeY)

I will pray for your granddaughter in law and her baby.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 10:44 AM (No/ki)

240 Recall that this time last year we had snow. So, Global Warming.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 10:36 AM (9mTYi)

Yeah. November is an iffy month. It will be 80 next week probably.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2015 10:45 AM (jJRIy)

241 Oh look, it's the Vox car... but not a hybrid

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/George-Barris-21.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:45 AM (Yl6kS)

242 193 172 Picture makes me think of the song, "When the Man Comes Around."
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 09, 2015 10:28 AM (/Ho8c)

Something about that song always runs a chill up my spine.
Posted by: joncelli, Militant Lutheranist at November 09, 2015 10:34 AM (RD7QR)



Dawn of the Dead remake used it to make what is, IMO, one of the best title sequences in modern film history.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 09, 2015 10:45 AM (vgIRn)

243
Insomniac, can you paint a couple of rooms and a really high ceiling?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 10:41 AM (FsuaD)

Not very well. Have they been cleaned and primed already?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:45 AM (2Ojst)

244 Soros is an anarchist the anti-Christ with cash and a grudge. His mission is to sow chaos and he is doing a pretty damn good job. He should be in a filthy cell in one of the countries he's dicked over.


Fixed for greater accuracy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 10:45 AM (LUgeY)

245 Remember when Obama wrote about his American grandfather freeing the Jews at Auschwitz? Good times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 10:43 AM (FsuaD)

Hillary tried to join the Marines/Army (because they're the same thing) back in '75.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 10:46 AM (fWAjv)

246 Do Women Become Irreparably Damaged After Allowing Arab Princes To Defecate On Them?

http://goo.gl/6mXQF1

I believe it. You also see alot of actresses and singers going to Dubai and doing the yacht curcuit. That is where the billionaire shows up in London or Cannes with the yacht and they have sex on it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 10:46 AM (iQIUe)

247 Guy calls up his lawyer's office:

"I'd like to speak with my lawyer"

Receptionist: "Uhhhh, he's no longer with us."

Next day, guy calls lawyer's office again:

"I'd like to speak with my lawyer"

Receptionist: "Sir, I'm very sorry to inform you that he's no longer with us."

Next day, guy calls again:

"I'd like to speak with my lawyer"

Receptionist: "Sir, I don't think you understand. Your lawyer is dead."

"Oh, I knew that. I just like hearing you say it."

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 09, 2015 10:46 AM (7RXcs)

248 223 212 so, know any good lawyer jokes?


What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2015 10:38 AM (JtwS4)



A doberman
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 10:40 AM (V0CWC)

You dicks. I say that with the utmost affection, of course.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:46 AM (2Ojst)

249 Link to Yahoo news
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qg7l5yd


Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 09, 2015 10:44 AM (XtAzU)

How do people write crap like that with a straight face?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2015 10:47 AM (jJRIy)

250 Dan Rather joined the National Guard during the Korean War. Once it was over, tried to join the Marines. The Marines sent him home.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:47 AM (Yl6kS)

251
(Today is the 174th anniversary of the birth of Britain's King Edward VII (1841-1910), who lent his name to both one of England's most opulent eras and a mediocre brand of cigars.

A place to recommend two of my favorite books by the novelist / playwright / broadcaster J.B. Priestley - The Edwardians:

http://goo.gl/r7ytno

And his look at the Regency Era, The Prince of Pleasure:

http://goo.gl/kMQbeh

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2015 10:47 AM (X6fMO)

252 Seriously, why would a university president have any control over

Extortion to get loyalty oaths, studies chairs, etc.
You know, Blackmail.

Posted by: Jessie Jacksons Educational Legacy at November 09, 2015 10:47 AM (DL2i+)

253 Thanks, FS.

And Insomniac, I'm there the rest of the month on Wednesdays at that same time.

No, really. Try the veal, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 10:47 AM (LUgeY)

254 provided they simultaneously fire one minority Professor every time there's a black on white campus assault black shooting in Baltimore..


Just a minor change in wording.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 10:47 AM (ptqRm)

255 243


Insomniac, can you paint a couple of rooms and a really high ceiling?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 10:41 AM (FsuaD)



Not very well. Have they been cleaned and primed already?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:45 AM (2Ojst)


Nope. I'm beginning to seethe. They were to have started right at 9:00 this morning. I was up early getting everything off the walls and moving stuff. Got a birfday dinner to attend tonight, too.


This is supposed to be a two-day job.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 10:47 AM (FsuaD)

256 Probably late to the party but nothing says "likely a hoax" like something smeared in feces. Just too much self loathing involved.

-
If a cross were smeared on a wall with feces we wouldn't consider that support for Christianity, just the opposite. This may be an anti-Nazi hate crime.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 10:47 AM (fFIVI)

257

I will care about Carson's "lies" when they tell me about Obamas speech at Rashid Khaledis going away party

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:48 AM (zOTsN)

258
Did you see the story about Pablo Escobar's son claiming that Sinatra was a drug dealer? lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 10:48 AM (iQIUe)

259
I am not in Insomniac's shoes yet, but I expect to be soon.

As I hate what I do and am not good at it I shall once again have to re-invent myself.

Anyone have any good resources for how a 55 year old can figure out what he wants to do when he grows up?


**shoves pint of Guinness through USB port**

I hear you, Bandersnatch. I am in exactly the same position. Wish I had an answer for you. Also wish I were in your area; I'd buy you a few strong drinks.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2015 10:49 AM (X6fMO)

260 One of us! One of us! One of us!!!

Posted by: Yale Commencement Address 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:49 AM (k8tEg)

261 Ben Carson. The nerve on this guy, amiright?

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 09, 2015 10:49 AM (7RXcs)

262 I hear truck doors slamming! Later!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 10:50 AM (FsuaD)

263 If a cross were smeared on a wall with feces we wouldn't consider that support for Christianity, just the opposite.

Genius!

Posted by: Piss Christ at November 09, 2015 10:50 AM (XkVXQ)

264 Fredo takes the killing of Americans in Jordan "seriously"

Just like he takes the downing of the Russian Jet in the Sinai "Seriously"

Seriously is that all he can say?





Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 10:50 AM (gf8BH)

265 "I hear truck doors slamming! Later!"

See....right on time.

Good luck!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 10:50 AM (ptqRm)

266 Fredo lying his skinny ass off saying how much he supports Israel


Makes me want to puke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 10:51 AM (gf8BH)

267 Seriously is that all he can say?





Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 10:50 AM (gf8BH)

dude

just let him be clear

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:51 AM (zOTsN)

268 Once it was over, tried to join the Marines. The Marines sent him home.
Posted by: Anna Puma


They wouldn't take me either. I was too good for them.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 09, 2015 10:51 AM (FkBIv)

269 You dicks. I say that with the utmost affection, of course.
Posted by: Insomniac
----------------

Okay. Now, when you say 'affection', do you mean the act, or the feeling?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, in deposition mode at November 09, 2015 10:51 AM (9mTYi)

270 "Ben Carson. The nerve on this guy, amiright?"

No shit.

The mans entire existence and identity is a complete fabrication.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal, at November 09, 2015 10:52 AM (ptqRm)

271 >>I just don't understand what these students want from their protest


Protest being orchestrated by a McCaskill intern.

They defunded PP so of course the libs are pissed.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 10:53 AM (fWAjv)

272 It is a nice painting. I have seen some of his other work, too, which is also very nice.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 10:53 AM (iQIUe)

273 In the movie "Oceans Eleven" there is a scene with Julia Roberts who says something about studying art, while watching the painter trying to mix a color. She ends up mixing the colors herself.

Has Jane d'Oh ever studied art?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 10:53 AM (hQUve)

274 Insomniac, prayers are up! We are experiencing similar joy here at The Dacha Of Love so I can totally relate.

Posted by: Commissar M at November 09, 2015 10:53 AM (Xx2PC)

275 Anyone have any good resources for how a 55 year old can figure out what he wants to do when he grows up?

**shoves pint of Guinness through USB port**

I hear you, Bandersnatch. I am in exactly the same position. Wish I had an answer for you. Also wish I were in your area; I'd buy you a few strong drinks.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2015 10:49 AM (X6fMO)

Yeah.... its the new identity crises.

I'm really tired of working in technology... keeping up is getting more difficult all the time, and in technology what used to be considered experience is now just called Old...

Add in the influx of H1B... and the fact that wages are not rising at all... let alone keeping up with inflation...

I need to figure out something else to do...

but at 56, unless I can get someone to PAY me to be a professional student, going to school is a non starter.

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 09, 2015 10:54 AM (qh617)

276 AIR FORCE ACADEMY, Colo. Facebooks chief operating officer, Sheryl Sandberg, told cadets at the Air Force Academy that bias is prevalent in the military.

Sandberg visited the school Friday and spoke as part of her campaign to promote women in leadership.

The Colorado Springs Gazette reported Sandberg told cadets that women and minorities face barriers white men dont face. She also described the military as one of the worst organizations for bias.

She is out of her fuckin mind and she is also completely ignorant of anything to do with the Military. What a fuckin asshole bitch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 10:54 AM (gf8BH)

277 Good luck Jane D'oh! Happy painting! Try not to Kilz them for being late!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:54 AM (2Ojst)

278 so student body president getting a degree in community organizing goes to school near Ferguson and presto

hunder strike against racism

like Emma and her mattress being her grduate "art piece"

he has an incentive to sensationalize his experience there

its the fastest way for him to gain prestige and credability
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:43 AM (zOTsN)

Ah, ok.
All of this is drummed up. A lot of it , I suspect, is invented. Just like Obama and co. racial inventions.
I"m beginning to think Savage, is right, there is a race war coming and it won't be the majority that starts it.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2015 10:54 AM (E2mFK)

279 What's the lawyer joke about the sharks not eating the lawyer in the life boat because of "professional curtsy"



That's the punch line, the rest I don't remember.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2015 10:55 AM (jJRIy)

280 Once it was over, tried to join the Marines. The Marines sent him home.
Posted by: Anna
---------------

They are more discerning in their taste than CBS.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, in deposition mode at November 09, 2015 10:55 AM (9mTYi)

281 on what is Sandberg basing her uninformed opinion


Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:55 AM (zOTsN)

282 A Jew that worked for the Nazi's turning in fellow Jews is the lowest scum bag in the world.

Israel should put a hit on him


He probably puts a lot of resources into making sure Mossad can't get him.

Posted by: Maenad's dad at November 09, 2015 10:56 AM (9krrF)

283 We are experiencing similar joy here at The Dacha Of Love so I can totally relate.
Posted by: Commissar M at November 09, 2015 10:53 AM (Xx2PC)

Best economy ever, right?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:56 AM (2Ojst)

284 Buggering hell, I keep forget those last Friday socks...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 09, 2015 10:56 AM (9krrF)

285
264 Fredo takes the killing of Americans in Jordan "seriously"

Just like he takes the downing of the Russian Jet in the Sinai "Seriously"

Seriously is that all he can say?







Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 10:50 AM (gf8BH)

Article said they were training.. PALESTINIANS in that camp??? Military training???? on OUR Dime????

WTF????

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 09, 2015 10:56 AM (qh617)

286 AIR FORCE ACADEMY, Colo. Facebooks chief operating officer, Sheryl Sandberg,
---------------

I do not use FB, and never will. It is sleeping with the enemy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, in deposition mode at November 09, 2015 10:57 AM (9mTYi)

287

Still got awhile before lunch time and sushi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:38 AM (Yl6kS)
__________________

I hear that stuff will make you puke in your bed... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 09, 2015 10:57 AM (HSmrB)

288 on what is Sandberg basing her uninformed opinion


Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:55 AM (zOTsN)

probably something she heard on MSNBC

I never heard anything so ludicrious in my life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 10:57 AM (gf8BH)

289 all this morons getting degrees in community organizing

what the hell kind of job will they ever get

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:58 AM (zOTsN)

290 "but at 56, unless I can get someone to PAY me to be a professional student, going to school is a non starter. "

Shame you can't identify as a Non-Documented bi-racial pre-American, lesbian, mother of two children with special needs, and a glass eye, wooden leg and a hunch back. Recently released from prison after completing your sentence for dealing drugs to children outside a Catholic Elementary School.

THAT would get you a full ride.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal, at November 09, 2015 10:58 AM (ptqRm)

291 Article said they were training.. PALESTINIANS in that camp??? Military training???? on OUR Dime????

WTF????
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 09, 2015 10:56 AM (qh617)


Yup, to fight ISIS since that has worked so well in Turkey and elsewhere?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 10:58 AM (gf8BH)

292 289 all this morons getting degrees in community organizing

what the hell kind of job will they ever get
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:58 AM (zOTsN)

Tides Foundation funded NGOs and "charity" groups.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:58 AM (2Ojst)

293 Insomniac, best wishes.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 09, 2015 10:59 AM (3dOE/)

294 Fredo takes the killing of Americans in Jordan "seriously"

Just like he takes the downing of the Russian Jet in the Sinai "Seriously"

Seriously is that all he can say?

Posted by: Nevergiveup
------------------------------------------------------
I wish he would say serial, like Gore.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 10:59 AM (E5UB0)

295 Guess I should change that White Girl Gone Black sock.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:00 AM (ptqRm)

296 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 11:00 AM (GwIKd)

297 The Payton Head MU bs is one uncorroborated incident in which it is not even known if the people were university students.

I call hoax on this.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 11:00 AM (E5UB0)

298 Did you see the story about Pablo Escobar's son claiming that Sinatra was a drug dealer? lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

Cool it. I never sold, but I sure as hell gave a lot of product away, cuz I'm cool like that.

Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra at November 09, 2015 11:00 AM (VAsIq)

299 I wish he would say serial, like Gore.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 10:59 AM (E5UB0)


I wish he would say "Rose Bud" and then take his last....ah better not go there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 11:00 AM (gf8BH)

300 She is out of her fuckin mind and she is also completely ignorant of anything to do with the Military.

Doesn't matter. The SJWs won't be satisfied until the military is testosterone-free. I'll amend that...until it is no more.

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at November 09, 2015 11:01 AM (Dwehj)

301 >>I will care about Carson's "lies" when they tell me about Obamas speech at Rashid Khaledis going away party


I will care about Cason's "lies" when the media goes after Hillary's lies while SOS, including everything related to Benghazi and her email server.
That's all this is. Hillary is shown to be polling worse than Carson, and the reason is likely her numbers on being "unstrustworthy." So, make the other guy look just as bad.

Preaching to the choir here, but the MSM is just so dang obvious it's insulting.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:01 AM (NOIQH)

302 I kind of love Boris Johnson, the Mayor fo London

he is in Israel right now promoting trade

heads back in London are exploding I am sure

meanwhile

the IDF and the Polish Air Force areparticiapting int he largest aerial exercise in the IDFs history together


that is how you troll Putin

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 11:02 AM (zOTsN)

303 Then they got off the pickup truck and smashed me into a glass table! And they took me back to their frat and raped me! And then they Krazy glued a mattress to my back! It was horrible.

Posted by: Payton Head at November 09, 2015 11:02 AM (E5UB0)

304 #FlowersNotRifles

Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at November 09, 2015 11:03 AM (Dwehj)

305 Tides Foundation funded NGOs

Kinda makes you regret using Heinz ketchup huh?

Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2015 11:04 AM (DL2i+)

306 Soros has two ot three sons just like him. They are the ones we should be worried about in the future.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2015 11:04 AM (m3iiU)

307 Obama is a bulbous salutation.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 09, 2015 11:05 AM (ppaKI)

308 He probably puts a lot of resources into making sure Mossad can't get him.

Posted by: Maenad's dad at November 09, 2015 10:56 AM (9krrF)

MI5 should also be after his ass after he blew up the Pound.
What a scumbag.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2015 11:05 AM (jJRIy)

309 >>She also described the military as one of the worst organizations for bias.

What a lovely guest!

So the Air Force is now inviting speakers to come insult a demoralize their audience, sow strife amongst them. Neat-o!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:06 AM (NOIQH)

310 Kinda makes you regret using Heinz ketchup huh?

Too expensive, I buy the Winco shop brand. Same stuff, half the price.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 09, 2015 11:06 AM (39g3+)

311 >>>I will care about Cason's "lies" when the media goes after Hillary's lies while SOS, including everything related to Benghazi and her email server.

They are like the boy who cried wolf. I just completely ignore everything they say. They have zero credibility at this point.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 11:06 AM (E5UB0)

312 A little late to the party, but since people have been asking what's happening here at Mizzou, basically one of our graduate students, who is black, had racial slurs yelled at him before Homecoming last month. The next morning, some other students formed a human chain across the parade route in front of the president's car to protest and demand...something. One of the grad students didn't feel the president's response was considerate enough, so he's going on a hunger strike and says it will continue until he dies or the president quits/is removed.

Also the prog activists have rallied around him and are now calling for a walkout, which many of the grad students have joined and some of the faculty may join. Most of the undergrads I know are either indifferent or hostile, which gives me a little hope.

Posted by: T at November 09, 2015 11:07 AM (kBP3M)

313 Is this hunger strike one of those where somebody doesn't eat for a couple of hours and then passes on the task to someone else who doesn't eat for a couple of hours?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:07 AM (FkBIv)

314 I do not use FB, and never will. It is sleeping with the enemy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, in deposition mode at November 09, 2015 10:57 AM (9mTYi)

I have a facebook account. Look me up, I am one of the 714 Bubba Smiths.
Seriously.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2015 11:07 AM (jJRIy)

315 The jokes/irony has no limits


http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=238976

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:08 AM (ptqRm)

316 Is this hunger strike one of those where somebody doesn't eat for a
couple of hours and then passes on the task to someone else who doesn't
eat for a couple of hours?


And everyone gets a participation trophy.

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at November 09, 2015 11:09 AM (Dwehj)

317 She also described the military as one of the worst organizations for bias.

Its awful, the military is totally oppressive and totalitarian, they have this masculinist attitude toward life, and even worse, the entire structure is authority-based where you have to earn higher ranks! The entire experience is one big microaggression without any safe places at all!

Posted by: Onesie boy at November 09, 2015 11:09 AM (39g3+)

318
Is this hunger strike one of those where somebody doesn't eat for a couple of hours and then passes on the task to someone else who doesn't eat for a couple of hours?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:07 AM (FkBIv)







I think it's one of those hunger strikes where you don't eat between 9am-11am and 1pm-5pm every day.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:09 AM (FeQTe)

319 Today is the 174th anniversary of the birth of Britain's King Edward VII

-
King Ed was not only big on screwing, he was also big on eating causing him to be big which interfered with his screwing. Accordingly he had a special royal screwing chair built.

It's good to be king.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 11:10 AM (fFIVI)

320 Ah, ok.
All of this is drummed up. A lot of it , I suspect, is invented. Just like Obama and co. racial inventions.
I"m beginning to think Savage, is right, there is a race war coming and it won't be the majority that starts it.



They are gonna hate the ROE.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 11:10 AM (V0CWC)

321 the Mizzou thing sounds like a sort of hysteria

like looking for witches in Salem

I am not saying racism doesnt exist

but all these fabricated cases of bigotry and oppression

like the UT professor who said police discriminated against her for walking while black when they did nothing of the kind

its a kind of hysteria, a frenzy to whip up a mob

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 11:10 AM (zOTsN)

322 318
Is this hunger strike one of those where somebody doesn't eat for a couple of hours and then passes on the task to someone else who doesn't eat for a couple of hours?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:07 AM (FkBIv)







I think it's one of those hunger strikes where you don't eat between 9am-11am and 1pm-5pm every day.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:09 AM (FeQTe)

The Cindy Sheehan hunger strike, which was comprised of Jamba Juice protein smoothies and various coffeehouse drinks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 11:11 AM (2Ojst)

323 "asically one of our graduate students, who is black, had racial slurs yelled at him before Homecoming last month"

Any confirmation of this event or is it just a claim?

Posted by: Lauren at November 09, 2015 11:11 AM (LzzEz)

324 basically one of our graduate students, who is black, had racial slurs yelled at him before Homecoming last month.

A couple questions.
1) did the president of the college do it?
2) did this really happen or is it just what someone says happened like the phantom spit at the tea party meeting?
3) how many anti-white slurs have been used since then to condemn the alleged racist?

Posted by: Onesie boy at November 09, 2015 11:11 AM (39g3+)

325 >>The entire experience is one big microaggression without any safe places at all!

Heh. Lookin' for safe spaces in all the wrong places - Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria....

Just wait until Samberg realizes how unfairly US female military folk are treated by the enemy on the battlefield if captured. Should make for an awesome "Ban Bossy" speech!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:11 AM (NOIQH)

326 its a kind of hysteria, a frenzy to whip up a mob
Posted by: ThunderB

All brought to you by Al Sharpton

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2015 11:11 AM (8ikIW)

327 RDB, I think that NYT Yale link in the sidebar is behind a paywall. I got a "page cannot be displayed" error in IE.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 11:12 AM (LUgeY)

328 Soros has two ot three sons just like him. They are the ones we should be worried about in the future.



THERE is how you get to Soros. Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 11:13 AM (V0CWC)

329 Racism exists. Like people who don't like tall folks, or blue eyed folks, or left handed folks, or rich folks, or poor folks, or east coast folks, or southerners, on and on and on. Its just one more way of being a jerk, but its been elevated to some kind of ultimate sin, which is ridiculous. Its no worse than women who hate men and slam on them all the time, or the reverse. Its just someone being rude and stupid. Wrong, but not as wrong as, say, hacking up babies and selling their parts.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 09, 2015 11:13 AM (39g3+)

330 They are like the boy who cried wolf. I just completely ignore everything they say. They have zero credibility at this point.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner


I'm rooting for the wolf. Go Wolf!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:13 AM (FkBIv)

331 Any confirmation of this event or is it just a claim?

I doubt it. As Rush paraphrases the left, "it's not the nature of the evidence; it's the seriousness of the charge".

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at November 09, 2015 11:14 AM (Dwehj)

332 332 Just became a citizen and registered Republican!

(My previous comment was eaten up)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 09, 2015 11:14 AM (PjWy4)

Mellow greetings, citizen! Many congratulations on a joy-joy day!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 11:15 AM (2Ojst)

333 Mizzou did kick a guy off campus who did yell racial slurs at the black theater group that was rehearsing outside

dont know if they expelled him


so that is confirmed

dont know if any of the other alleged incidents is confirmed or corrroborated or if they have any proof the who the perpetrators were of even if they were students


remember the black chuches being set on fire? only it was just charring of the door and they were all done by a homeless person?

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 11:15 AM (zOTsN)

334 I think it's one of those hunger strikes where you don't eat between 9am-11am and 1pm-5pm every day.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:09 AM (FeQTe)

The Cindy Sheehan hunger strike, which was comprised of Jamba Juice protein smoothies and various coffeehouse drinks.




I prefer a beef jerky hunger strike.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 11:15 AM (V0CWC)

335 315 The jokes/irony has no limits


http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=238976

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:08 AM (ptqRm)

*sigh of relief

Daneekashondra X is still available.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 11:15 AM (fWAjv)

336 332 Just became a citizen and registered Republican!

(My previous comment was eaten up)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 09, 2015 11:14 AM (PjWy4)

Congratulations Citizen Chique!

Posted by: joncelli, Militant Lutheranist at November 09, 2015 11:16 AM (RD7QR)

337 Just became a citizen and registered Republican!

Ah, appreciate the update.

*adds chique to list*

Posted by: The IRS and NSA at November 09, 2015 11:16 AM (XkVXQ)

338 "Just became a citizen and registered Republican! "

WHOOT!!!


Welcome to the dark side.
Wanna Cookie?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:16 AM (ptqRm)

339 Daneekashondra X is still available.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 11:15 AM (fWAjv)

Now you're just making stuff up.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 11:16 AM (2Ojst)

340 FINALLY. Painters have started. They're a couple of nice good ol' boys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 11:16 AM (FsuaD)

341 Saw an article in the Detroit Free Press on the freighter Hydrus. It sank 102 years ago on Lake Huron in the 1913 storm. Pretty interesting.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Yo! The Outrage Outlet Wraps! at November 09, 2015 11:17 AM (hLRSq)

342 332 Just became a citizen and registered Republican!

(My previous comment was eaten up)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 09, 2015 11:14 AM (PjWy4)

AWESOME on the citizen part! Congrats chique!


Meh on the Republican part

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 11:17 AM (fWAjv)

343 341 FINALLY. Painters have started. They're a couple of nice good ol' boys.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 11:16 AM (FsuaD)

Good deal. I was starting to fear you was goin' ta Kilz them!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 11:17 AM (2Ojst)

344 323 "asically one of our graduate students, who is black, had racial slurs yelled at him before Homecoming last month"

Oh poor baby waaah ,waaah... Toughen up buttercup...

Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 11:17 AM (/dSsq)

345  Just became a citizen and registered Republican! (My previous comment was eaten up)Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick)

Good for you. You now know more about the American constitution, Bill of Rights, and electoral system than most 'native' Americans.

Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 09, 2015 11:17 AM (7v/r5)

346 So a man and a woman are walking in a graveyard. Why, I don't know. Maybe they're paying respects, maybe they're filthy perverts. Maybe they're lost. Where can you even take a quiet walk, these days?

Anyway, they start reading headstones. Most are pretty boring, "LOVING FATHER" and whatnot, but the woman notices one that says "HERE LIES A LAWYER AND AN HONEST MAN," and asks, "Why'd they bury them both in the same grave?"

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 09, 2015 11:17 AM (zgHLA)

347 "They're a couple of nice good ol' boys."

That's code, ain't it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:17 AM (ptqRm)

348 I doubt it. As Rush paraphrases the left, "it's not the nature of the evidence; it's the seriousness of the charge".
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands
-----------------

"... so heinous a crime that even innocence is not a defense." - Alan Dershowitz , mocking Harvard

Posted by: Mike Hammer, in deposition mode at November 09, 2015 11:17 AM (9mTYi)

349 Congratulations, Chique!

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 09, 2015 11:18 AM (2cS/G)

350 how wonderful for the United States that people like Chique still want to be a part of it!

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 11:18 AM (zOTsN)

351 332
Just became a citizen and registered Republican!



(My previous comment was eaten up)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 09, 2015 11:14 AM (PjWy4)


Congratulations!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 11:18 AM (FsuaD)

352 Now you're just making stuff up.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 11:16 AM (2Ojst)

Full list:

http://tinyurl.com/lsosjqa

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 11:18 AM (fWAjv)

353 "FINALLY. Painters have started. They're a couple of nice good ol' boys."

Do they have the right color, in the right shade?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 11:18 AM (hQUve)

354 Mizzou Pres steps down.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 09, 2015 11:18 AM (brIR5)

355 Breaking

Miss President resigns.

Zippy's place

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:19 AM (ptqRm)

356 Full list:

http://tinyurl.com/lsosjqa
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 11:18 AM (fWAjv)

So it is still available. Good to know!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 11:19 AM (2Ojst)

357 Congratulations, chique d'afrique!!
Woohoo!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:19 AM (NOIQH)

358 355 Mizzou Pres steps down.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 09, 2015 11:18 AM (brIR5)

No. Wait. Don't go. Stop.

Posted by: joncelli, Militant Lutheranist at November 09, 2015 11:19 AM (RD7QR)

359 Do they have the right color, in the right shade?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 11:18 AM (hQUve)


Lol. Oh, wait......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 11:19 AM (FsuaD)

360 348 "They're a couple of nice good ol' boys."
--------------
ANd only 2 hours late during deer season? Amazing.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 09, 2015 11:20 AM (kXzR8)

361 Good deal. I was starting to fear you was goin' ta Kilz them!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 11:17 AM (2Ojst)

Now you're just painting her with a broad brush

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 11:20 AM (fWAjv)

362 The Road sucked. Every single one of those Mizzou players need their scholarships revoked, Pinkel needs to be fired. I havent gotten one single cogent account of the endemic discrimination at Misßouri.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2015 11:20 AM (9Kl3K)

363 Mizzou Pres steps down.

The left destroys another reputation and another life. It's what they do.

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at November 09, 2015 11:20 AM (Dwehj)

364
Is this hunger strike one of those where somebody doesn't eat for a couple of hours and then passes on the task to someone else who doesn't eat for a couple of hours?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:07 AM (FkBIv)







I think it's one of those hunger strikes where you don't eat between 9am-11am and 1pm-5pm every day.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:09 AM (FeQTe)

The Cindy Sheehan hunger strike, which was comprised of Jamba Juice protein smoothies and various coffeehouse drinks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 11:11 AM (2Ojst)







Less than a day in, they'll be pushing themselves around in nude in wheelchairs, covered in feces, playing Bobby Sands in Maze Prison.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:20 AM (FeQTe)

365 Do they have the right color, in the right shade?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 11:18 AM (hQUve)

You talking about the painters or the paint?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 11:20 AM (2Ojst)

366 OMG. The pres of mizzou is resigning. fuck him! Now that the idiots tasted blood, it will be open season.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe)

367 356 Breaking

Miss President resigns.

Zippy's place

Fuck them all to hell... I've had it... Chicque, congratulations and welcome to the mess...

Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 11:20 AM (/dSsq)

368 Abandon hope, all ye who read The Road.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 09, 2015 09:43 AM (r9tFS)

Can't possibly out-hopeless the film, 'Requiem For A Dream'. Watching that movie scarred my soul. Geez, Louise.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2015 11:21 AM (UWlp+)

369
Now you're just painting her with a broad brush
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 11:20 AM (fWAjv)

I'm sure she'll let it roll right off.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 11:21 AM (2Ojst)

370 Aaaaand...anyone wanna bet the person who becomes the next Mizzou president will not be a white man?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:22 AM (NOIQH)

371 'Requiem for a Dream' was hilarious. Wait, no. It was dull, tedious, super-preachy, and boring.

The *ending* is hilarious, but I'm a terrible person.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 09, 2015 11:22 AM (zgHLA)

372 Mizzou Pres steps down.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 09, 2015 11:18 AM (brIR5)


So the Left has another scalp?

Anyone seen woo woo Warren?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 11:22 AM (gf8BH)

373 "Mizzou Pres steps down."


Their long nightmare is over.

(Asking how this actually solves any of the alleged problems is racist.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Yo! The Outrage Outlet Wraps! at November 09, 2015 11:22 AM (hLRSq)

374 370
Now you're just painting her with a broad brush
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 11:20 AM (fWAjv)

I'm sure she'll let it roll right off.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 11:21 AM (2Ojst)

Great, now this thread will be spattered with puns.

Posted by: joncelli, Militant Lutheranist at November 09, 2015 11:22 AM (RD7QR)

375 Seizing the academic institutions is fundamental to the Left. It's been happening since the 30's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, in deposition mode at November 09, 2015 11:23 AM (9mTYi)

376 Less than a day in, they'll be pushing themselves around in nude in wheelchairs, covered in feces, playing Bobby Sands in Maze Prison.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:20 AM (FeQTe)

============
Ugh. I remember they painted their entire cell with feces.

I also remember the lefties whining about how horrible the brits were b/c of these closed trials. What they didnt complain about was the IRA killing wits, wit families, judges, jurors, prosecutors....

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 11:23 AM (iQIUe)

377 Aaaaand...anyone wanna bet the person who becomes the next Mizzou president will not be a white man?

Or a man.

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at November 09, 2015 11:23 AM (Dwehj)

378 371 Aaaaand...anyone wanna bet the person who becomes the next Mizzou president will not be a white man?


It will be a Black transgender atheist quadriplegic Woman/Man

Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 11:23 AM (/dSsq)

379 When I read 'Miss President resigns' my first thought was that Lindsay Graham was dropping out.

Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 09, 2015 11:23 AM (7v/r5)

380 "Basically one of our graduate students, who is black, had racial slurs yelled at him before Homecoming last month"

----

Well, a couple of our (black) friends were singing some rap lyrics...but it's still important, y'all!

Posted by: Mizzou! at November 09, 2015 11:23 AM (VAsIq)

381 >>The pres of mizzou is resigning. fuck him!

Eh, I wouldn't be surprised if was told he would get no support by anyone associated with the school should he consider fighting this.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:24 AM (NOIQH)

382
Another thing coming out recently is how several of these IRA goons were pedophiles but were protected by them.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 11:24 AM (iQIUe)

383 Great, now this thread will be spattered with puns.
Posted by: joncelli,
----------------

I's easely done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, in deposition mode at November 09, 2015 11:24 AM (9mTYi)

384 "112 Not sure who has the NoDong these days:

Oh thtop it.

Posted by: Caitlyn at November 09, 2015 11:24 AM (u5gzz)

385 378 Aaaaand...anyone wanna bet the person who becomes the next Mizzou president will not be a white man?

Or a man.




Cut the penis off = still a man.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 11:24 AM (V0CWC)

386 OMG. The pres of mizzou is resigning. fuck him! Now that the idiots tasted blood, it will be open season.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe)


They created the monster that is going after them so I have no sympathy.

"No! I am your creator!"
*Rarghhhh!*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Yo! The Outrage Outlet Wraps! at November 09, 2015 11:24 AM (hLRSq)

387 The hell with this country.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 09, 2015 11:24 AM (kbXFS)

388 Eh, I wouldn't be surprised if was told he would get no support by anyone associated with the school should he consider fighting this.

Drudge had a headline saying as much...

Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 11:24 AM (/dSsq)

389 "When I read 'Miss President resigns' my first thought was that Lindsay Graham was dropping out."

F'n auto-cucumber rears its head at the dumbest times when I post.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:24 AM (ptqRm)

390 I doubt it. As Rush paraphrases the left, "it's not the nature of the evidence; it's the seriousness of the charge".


Not standing up to these scurrilous charges is emboldening them to more of the same. They should be publicly questioned and required to provide proof, preferably by producing a police report.

If it's not serious enough to warrant a complaint to the police, it's not serious enough to consider at all, much less attempt to disrupt campus life over.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 11:24 AM (LUgeY)

391 It's easely done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, in deposition mode at November 09, 2015 11:25 AM (9mTYi)

392 There will be no end to this punditry.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 11:25 AM (hQUve)

393 'Requiem for a Dream' was hilarious. Wait, no. It was dull, tedious, super-preachy, and boring.

The *ending* is hilarious, but I'm a terrible person.


Personally, I found the ending a bit hard to take.

Posted by: Jennifer Connelly at November 09, 2015 11:25 AM (XkVXQ)

394 So, the University of Missouri President resigned, effective immediately.

Gutless punk.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at November 09, 2015 11:25 AM (/WWMI)

395 395 So, the University of Missouri President resigned, effective immediately.

Gutless punk

Probably had death threats....because .... RACIST!

Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 11:26 AM (/dSsq)

396
So the Left has another scalp?

Anyone seen woo woo Warren?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Ahem.
------------
*war whoops*

Posted by: Princess Highcheeks Ruffled Feathers at November 09, 2015 10:38 AM (VAsIq)

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 11:26 AM (VAsIq)

397
FINALLY. Painters have started. They're a couple of nice good ol' boys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 11:16 AM (FsuaD)
________________________________

My favorite pron movie starts like that... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 09, 2015 11:26 AM (HSmrB)

398 Starting to feel like a 'great leap forward' around here, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:26 AM (NOIQH)

399 They created the monster that is going after them so I have no sympathy.
-----------------

It always ends the same way.

Posted by: Headless Robespiere at November 09, 2015 11:27 AM (9mTYi)

400 Man, it's gonna be on like Donkey Kong!

Liberal vs Liberal.
Student vs University

Gay vs Trans...


Popcorn futures are the way to go.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:27 AM (ptqRm)

401
Shocking footage shows ISIS militants massacring 200 captive Syrian children

http://dailym.ai/1MS4eFf

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 11:27 AM (iQIUe)

402 324


1) No.
2) I have no idea.
3) Also have no idea, but I'm guessing a lot. Not that the media would ever mention that.

Posted by: T at November 09, 2015 11:27 AM (kBP3M)

403 "Starting to feel like a 'great leap forward' around here, eh?"

Five Year Plan, Comrade.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:28 AM (ptqRm)

404 Just became a citizen

Congratulations! Wonderful news and I'm both proud of you and honored you have chosen to join our nation. I'd give you a big hug but you're too far away and my arms don't reach that far.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 09, 2015 11:28 AM (39g3+)

405 Oh shit, that Missouri president just resigned!

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2015 11:28 AM (lIU4e)

406
Bastogne, 1944 -

To The German Commander:

Nuts

The American Commander

America today -

You're upset? OK, I resign.

Flag bothers you after you hadn't mentioned it for 3 generations? OK, we're effectively banning it.

Chique, welcome to the former USA!

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2015 11:28 AM (QDnY+)

407 Congrats, Chique!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 11:28 AM (LUgeY)

408
Starting to feel like a 'great leap forward' around here, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:26 AM (NOIQH)







Nah. Call me when JugEars starts hinting that people should start smelting steel in their backyards.

This feels more like a Revolution.....a Cultural one.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:28 AM (FeQTe)

409 Hey why doesnt UMiss just have a big campus showing of Blazing Saddles just so everyone can take it down a notch. Amiright?

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at November 09, 2015 11:28 AM (k8tEg)

410 The president resigning from the college is just one more nail in the coffin of higher education. Unbelievable that someone would be that stupid and craven. A week from now, they'd have all been after a different squirrel.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 09, 2015 11:29 AM (39g3+)

411 410 Hey why doesnt UMiss just have a big campus showing of Blazing Saddles just so everyone can take it down a notch. Amiright?

Can You imagine Mel Brooks trying to make that movie today?

Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 11:29 AM (/dSsq)

412 when you read the WaPo sotry on the Mizzou thing, its helpful to keep a chronologyin mind

student body president goes to under grad there

decides to start grad school at Mizzou too

between graduation and grad school Ferguson explodes

grad student, getting a masters in "Educational Leadership and Policy Analysis (read community organizing)" is disappointed with Mizzous response to Ferguson when it was only two hours away

on Sept 11th another black student says he was called names by whites driving by in a pick up truck and posted about it on his facebook page the next day

so our grad student organizes a rally and protest

and then all these other incidents are said to have occurred

black journalism students calimed someone called them the "N word" and "threatened with comments about the KKK". WaPo does not include the comments in their story

then they disrupted the hmecoming parade and allegedly drunk attendees cursed at them and said disguting things

again WaPo does not say what was said. I beleive this. You take over a homecoming parade for your SJW senior thesis, people will be annoyed with you
then the swastika thing happened


it seems like a mob frenzy, and hysteria

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 11:29 AM (zOTsN)

413 I hope the whole football team contracts crippling cases of syphilis from taking it up the ass for the race hustlers.

If I see a resume come across my desk that says University of Missouri on it, the candidate has zero chance of a job.

Z E R O.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2015 11:29 AM (NjiZL)

414 332 Just became a citizen and registered Republican!

(My previous comment was eaten up)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 09, 2015 11:14 AM (PjWy4)


Congratulations!!!

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2015 11:30 AM (lIU4e)

415 292 289 all this morons getting degrees in community organizing

what the hell kind of job will they ever get
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 10:58 AM (zOTsN)

Tides Foundation funded NGOs and "charity" groups.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:58 AM (2Ojst)


OFA has billions in the pot.

All at the disposal of Princess Pissy Pants, once he leaves office.

We'll never be rid of these assholes cuz they can make a well-paying career out of it.

Until, they foment the race war and communist revolution they so fervently desire.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2015 11:30 AM (0cMkb)

416 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe)

Yes, this is the real issue. Once the brown shirts get a couple of high placed scalps they will be both emboldened and it will show that, if being important is no protection, there's no protection at all for average people who can be freely destroyed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2015 11:30 AM (GDulk)

417 Welcome, Chique!!!

Congratulations. We are a better country for having you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2015 11:30 AM (JtwS4)

418
Hey why doesnt UMiss just have a big campus showing of Blazing Saddles just so everyone can take it down a notch. Amiright?

Can You imagine Mel Brooks trying to make that movie today?

Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 11:29 AM (/dSsq)






Nothing new. Brooks has been saying that for 15-20 years.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:30 AM (FeQTe)

419 I will give a little sympathy to the Mizzou Pres, mainly because I think it was the Board of Trustees that probably forced him out, instead of him caving. But only a little.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at November 09, 2015 11:30 AM (PFy0L)

420 "If I see a resume come across my desk that says University of Missouri on it, the candidate has zero chance of a job. "

We always have openings

Posted by: McDonalds at November 09, 2015 11:31 AM (ptqRm)

421 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 11:27 AM (iQIUe)

Can't do it, can't look. Knowing there's nothing we can do about it makes it far, far worse.

If the United States was truly exceptional, we would carpet bomb those mass murderingmaniacs back to hell, then follow up with infantry and armor to shoot the survivors.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2015 11:31 AM (UWlp+)

422 >>If it's not serious enough to warrant a complaint to the police, it's not serious enough to consider at all, much less attempt to disrupt campus life over.


Look at what just happened at Yale - all of that butthurt over an administrator simply telling them that maybe we should not send out a list of Halloween costume rules and instead feel free to let people engage in free speech (with the costume, and with letting someone know that 'hey, not a cool costume, bro!").

This potential for offense - no actual offending costume - led to lost sleep, classes missed, the need to have their hurt feelings heard and acquiesced to. And Yale president agreed with them.

This is letting the insane run the asylum.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:31 AM (NOIQH)

423 In fact, a smart U president would have GIVEN them a squirrel to chase, using campus organizations etc to stir up a different outrage.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 09, 2015 11:31 AM (39g3+)

424 And people say we were hysterical and irrational.

Posted by: The Elders of Salem at November 09, 2015 11:31 AM (u5gzz)

425 Can You imagine Mel Brooks trying to make that movie today?
Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 11:29 AM (/dSsq)

Nope. There'd be torches, pitchforks, protests, mugs, thugs, pugs, dimwits, nitwits, halfwits, bulldykes and Methodists all screaming for his scalp.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 11:31 AM (2Ojst)

426 If I was an Alum of that shit hole School I would cut all donations at once....

Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 11:31 AM (/dSsq)

427
I will give a little sympathy to the Mizzou Pres, mainly because I think it was the Board of Trustees that probably forced him out, instead of him caving. But only a little.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at November 09, 2015 11:30 AM (PFy0L)







If he had any balls, he'd have said "resign? Fuck you, fire me."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:32 AM (FeQTe)

428 >>it seems like a mob frenzy, and hysteria


Salem witch trials

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:32 AM (NOIQH)

429 Call U Misery's events what it is: a coup, not a resignation. We'll find that the President was told he would have been fired if he hadn't resigned. Why else did they spend so much time in meetings?

The school's white students should request transfers. Its alums shouldn't donate to it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2015 11:32 AM (ErS3k)

430 If he had any balls, he'd have said "resign? Fuck you, fire me."

He probably didn't want to get fired at by the BLM crew....

Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 11:32 AM (/dSsq)

431 Hey why doesnt UMiss just have a big campus showing of Blazing Saddles just so everyone can take it down a notch. Amiright?
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at November 09, 2015 11:28 AM (k8tEg)


Watching the game the other day, I got a kick out of the announcers vacillating between calling them 'land sharks' and 'rebels' and at one point they called them the 'rebel land sharks'. Ha.

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2015 11:33 AM (lIU4e)

432 I just posted that crap the COO of FB Sandberg said about the Military and called her out on it on FB....Let's see how long before FB deletes it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 11:33 AM (gf8BH)

433 Salem witch trials

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:32 AM (NOIQH)


Were largely due to ergotism. This is just human nature at its absolute worst.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:33 AM (HalrA)

434 @426
Sacha Baron Cohen may be one of the few up to something like that today. Could you imagine if he made a SJW parody?

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at November 09, 2015 11:33 AM (k8tEg)

435 Mizzou Pres steps down."


Their long nightmare is over.

-
At least we won't be deprived of the services of a mediocre football team.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 11:33 AM (fFIVI)

436
it seems like a mob frenzy, and hysteria

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 11:29 AM (zOTsN)


Yes it does. And they are destroying the Lefties that run the institutions. And I say "go for it" because I really don't care if the Lefty educators are destroyed by the petulant monsters they have created. They nurtured these feeling of perpetual butt-hurt, they enabled these acts of baseless outrage, and now that the mob of hysterical children are turning on them I have no sympathy.

"Dr. Frankenstein, your lab is on the phone."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Yo! The Outrage Outlet Wraps! at November 09, 2015 11:34 AM (hLRSq)

437 If I were the Mizzou President, I'd have forced the board to fire me, and then dragged the case through the courts for eternity to bankrupt the school. Shut it down.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 11:34 AM (VAsIq)

438 Gotta go eat lunch. Thanks for all your good thoughts, prayers and support. You're good people, no matter what they say about you!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 11:34 AM (2Ojst)

439 I am very conflicted over this U of Mo presidential resignation.

I can see throwing one's hands in the air and walking away, but I'm a quitter, and quitters never win; still haven't learned that lesson.

But confrontation isn't the answer. Things get out of control, and they get so out of control that we would be lucky to live through the conflagration. (Even though I welcome the opportunity to settle some long held grudges.)

So the third way, the middle ground, would be to just ignore them. Change the subject, ignore the protesters.

The most practical approach, assuming one is offered a deal that can't be turned down, is take the money and run. I'm not cheap, but I can be bought if the price is high enough.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 11:34 AM (hQUve)

440 Can't say I'm surprised. It was becoming clear over the weekend that some heavyweights in the MO legislature were beginning to grow antsy and wanted Wolfe out of there to defuse the issue. So it's at least partly their fault for not standing by him. (These "heavyweights" are Republicans, I might add, because of course they are.)

Posted by: T at November 09, 2015 11:35 AM (kBP3M)

441 Ah who cares, nobody ever died for dear old U of Missouri

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 11:35 AM (gf8BH)

442 Now the hunger striker can go to the buffet and stuff himself.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:35 AM (FkBIv)

443 Re Mizzou:

As Instapundit argues-Higher Education Inc. considers the conservative half of America to be beyond contempt.

Publicly funded universities like Missouri are begging for blow back from state legislators. Republicans hold approximately 2/3 of the seats in Missouri.

Posted by: boniface ballers at November 09, 2015 11:35 AM (m/Gc2)

444 This is letting the insane run the asylum.

Agreed, but the spineless administrators will not straighten these misguided children and tell them that their behavior is totally unacceptable.

By not doing that, they're just making things worse for everyone. Who in their right mind would pay to send their kids to that school now? I'm willing to bet that their admissions department is getting cancellations as we speak.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 11:35 AM (LUgeY)

445 Gotta go eat lunch. Thanks for all your good thoughts, prayers and support. You're good people, no matter what they say about you!

Posted by: Insomniac -

I'll take up the hunger strike for you!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 11:35 AM (VAsIq)

446 "Could you imagine if he made a SJW parody?"

Looking forward to the next episode of South Park.

Posted by: McDonalds at November 09, 2015 11:36 AM (ptqRm)

447 I can't believe those stupid football players weren't just benched or thrown off the team by the coach. Seriously? They just walked away? The coach is either a weak piece of trash or in on it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 09, 2015 11:36 AM (39g3+)

448 This feels more like a Revolution.....a Cultural one.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:28 AM (FeTe)


It is.

Attempted one any way.

A lot of Obama's "czars" are Maoists.

And don't forget the Mao Christmas ornaments on the White House Christmas tree.

They are purposely ginning up hysteria among the young idiots in the Ivy League and beyond.

So, yeah- college profs will feel the lash first.

Not that they don't deserve it for provoking and supporting this crapola for years.


Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2015 11:36 AM (0cMkb)

449 Ah who gives a rat's ass about this President of the U of Missouri....I mean let's be honest to get there in the first place, he probably kissed a whole boat load of liberal ass

A pox on all their houses

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 11:36 AM (gf8BH)

450 If North West calls me a tranny granny, Ima give him an ass whoopin upside the head.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 09, 2015 11:36 AM (E5UB0)

451 448 I can't believe those stupid football players weren't just benched or thrown off the team by the coach. Seriously? They just walked away? The coach is either a weak piece of trash or in on it.

He backed the losers....

Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 11:36 AM (/dSsq)

452 >>So the third way, the middle ground, would be to just ignore them. Change the subject, ignore the protesters.

Not possible since they got the MSM involved, including the SJW sportscasters involved. Every Sunday the story would be big news because the football players were on strike.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:37 AM (NOIQH)

453 The Missouri Tigers are a lousy 4-5 and play BYU, Tennesee and Arkansas in their next 3 games.

No wonder they were willing to tank the rest of the season. They suck.

They should stand up and just say it: "We are all Michael Sam."

Of course, ESPN will give them the Caitlyn Award next year.

Pussies.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2015 11:37 AM (NjiZL)

454 A pox on all their houses

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 11:36 AM (gf8BH)


I hear ya. They're eating their own now. The schadenfreude would be wonderful if they were not so fucking insane that they'll eat us all eventually.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:37 AM (HalrA)

455 They created the monster that is going after them so I have no sympathy.

I'm sure he'll get a nice retirement, all paid for by the school = taxpayers.
Probably cheaper than the riots or the missed games.

18T$ says we're going to run out of musical chairs sometime soon.

Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2015 11:37 AM (DL2i+)

456 Be off me, you fast food sock.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:37 AM (ptqRm)

457 Also, true to form, the SJWs leading the campaign to oust the UM president are not stopping there. They're also demanding mandatory racial awareness classes for all faculty and staff, racial quotas for the hiring of black University employees, and a slough of other stuff. Thank God I'm closer to the end of grad school than the beginning (I hope).

Posted by: T at November 09, 2015 11:38 AM (kBP3M)

458 Republicans hold approximately 2/3 of the seats in Missouri.
Posted by: boniface ballers


Are they the kind of Republicans who want to look good to their country club buddies?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:38 AM (FkBIv)

459 "they'll eat us all eventually."


No...no they won't

Many of us will be injured, and our lives altered forever.

But, they won't eat us all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:38 AM (ptqRm)

460 If he had any balls, he'd have said "resign? Fuck you, fire me."

And then sue the skool if they did fire him.

Discovery would be fun.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 11:39 AM (LUgeY)

461 Oh, jesus...

You've got to check out the Chairman (woman) of the Black Studies department at U of Mo.

She's on MSNBC now.

Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2015 11:39 AM (Zs4uk)

462 Thank God I'm closer to the end of grad school than the beginning (I hope).

Posted by: T

I'm in my first semester.

FML.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 11:39 AM (VAsIq)

463 That painting really speaks to me. It says, "Chernobyl."

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2015 11:39 AM (E6RIJ)

464 Thank God I'm closer to the end of grad school than the beginning (I hope).

Posted by: T at November 09, 2015 11:38 AM (kBP3M)


Just wait until some bright SJW has the idea of redistributing grades. For fairness. Congratulations, you've failed 1/3 of your classes.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:39 AM (HalrA)

465 Puthieth.

Posted by: Iron Mike at November 09, 2015 11:39 AM (u5gzz)

466 WASHINGTON (Reuters) Two Americans, one South African and three Jordanians were killed in a shooting incident at a Jordanian police training center near Amman on Monday, and the shooter was also killed, a U.S. official said.

Six others were wounded in the attack, the official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said. The Americans were working for the U.S. State Department's International Narcotics and Law Enforcement Affairs Bureau training Palestinian security forces, the official added.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 09, 2015 11:40 AM (amQdW)

467 You cant ignore them. Look at that frat at Yale who allegedly wouldnt let the special brown snowflakes in at a party? Where they there to have fun? Of course not. They were there to create false issues and use them to attack the frat and get it kicked off campus.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 11:40 AM (iQIUe)

468
You've got to check out the Chairman (woman) of the Black Studies department at U of Mo.

She's on MSNBC now.
\
I'm waiting for the Chairman of the White Studies department to weigh in...

Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 11:40 AM (/dSsq)

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 09, 2015 11:40 AM (amQdW)

470

and the President of Mizzou just resigned


scalp collected

now the hunt for a College President of color

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (zOTsN)

471 uh oh

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (iQIUe)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (ptqRm)

473 OK, I gotta go do stuff.



Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (LUgeY)

474
Danube, you're gonna LOVE what The Barrel has in store for you......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (FeQTe)

475 >>They created the monster that is going after them so I have no sympathy

Agreed. However, they're not stopping with this one guy. This is a movement - the same one that is systematically removing anything Confederate from the public square, that is condoning the killing of police officers (creating chaos when police are more timid). They will need to be stopped.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (NOIQH)

476 18T$ says we're going to run out of musical chairs sometime soon.

Indeed. Quite soon.

Posted by: $100T in Unfunded Liabilities at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (XkVXQ)

477 Now paging señor barrel...

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (HalrA)

478 You owe me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (ptqRm)

479 Any college that has a "Black Studies" Department should be defunded. Immediately.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (NjiZL)

480 Diversity of skin! Not of thought!

Posted by: Rallying Cry of the Left at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (VAsIq)

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 09, 2015 11:42 AM (5P63C)

482

Damn it

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:42 AM (ptqRm)

483 To boldly go....

Posted by: Starship Enterprise at November 09, 2015 11:42 AM (VAsIq)

484 Pretty bold talk for a one eyed fat man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:42 AM (FkBIv)

485
Text test.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:42 AM (HalrA)

486 The barrel doesn't appreciate boldness. At all.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2015 11:42 AM (u5gzz)

487

7 per cent of Mizzous students are black

about four dozen students protested

and I am certain Mizzou will get a black college president now

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 11:42 AM (zOTsN)

488
Soon, we will all be forced to walk around with dunce caps and made to admit our "white privilege."

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 11:42 AM (iQIUe)

489 The a$$hole racist agitators at Missouri claim their scalp. (Oooooooh, did that offend some native's sensibilities? Have I appropriated their violent culture with my reference to scalping? If so, tough shit. Grow the hell up. The "right" not to ever be offended only exists in your tiny mind).

These racist whiners will be emboldened now. When you reward a behavior, you always get more of it.

Nice work, Missouri. You should have shut down this idiocy at the start.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2015 11:42 AM (a31sM)

490 Now the letters are extra black.

Whuhhhhhh!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (NjiZL)

491 446 Gotta go eat lunch. Thanks for all your good thoughts, prayers and support. You're good people, no matter what they say about you!

Posted by: Insomniac -

I'll take up the hunger strike for you!



For the next 45 minutes. Then west coast will have to take over. It'll be lunch time.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (V0CWC)

492 "Not possible since they got the MSM involved, including the SJW sportscasters involved. Every Sunday the story would be big news because the football players were on strike. "

It would take courage. I can still see it working. Every time the Media brings it up, make a point to ignore it. Even to saying "I'm ignoring you because it's childish, your behavior is childish. The football team loses, so what, it's a football game, and the players refuse to play. So what. Come to this university and refuse to learn, that's on you, not on the university. By letting the childish temper tantrum tactics work, they learn that it works, and they will keep doing it as long as they get what they want."

But I can see the aggravation not being worth it.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (hQUve)

493
The Barrel is REALLY hungry today, hmmmm?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (FeQTe)

494 480 Any college that has a "Black Studies" Department should be defunded. Immediately.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (NjiZL





Any university that has any "studies" department should lose its accreditation, forthwith.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (oKE6c)

495 You cannot defeat me!

Posted by: BOLD at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (XkVXQ)

496 481
Diversity of skin! Not of thought!

Posted by: Rallying Cry of the Left at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (VAsIq)


Hey, let's make a meme of this. Diversity is only skin deep.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (HalrA)

497 test?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (NOIQH)

498 Damn it can't close the bold tag ugh

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (amQdW)

499 ??

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (ptqRm)

500 Boy these comments are really bold today, aren't they?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (E6RIJ)

501 Freedom lies in being bold.

Posted by: Robert Frost at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (VAsIq)

502 Close tags for the save!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (V0CWC)

503 [/bold] test again

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (NOIQH)

504
Any university that has any "studies" department should lose its accreditation, forthwith.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 09, 2015 11:43 AM (oKE6c)


Do what Japan did. Outlaw the entire Social Studies field. Everywhere.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (HalrA)

505 "and I am certain Mizzou will get a black college president now"

I'm rooting for Bill Cosby.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (NjiZL)

506 The cannibals devouring each other. Ward Churchill and Bill Ayers next, please.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (E5UB0)

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (amQdW)

508 One more try

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (ptqRm)

509 NO BARREL>

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (E5UB0)

510 Bold Test

</bold>

Bold Test

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (HalrA)

511 Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid.

Posted by: Basil King at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)

512 Posted by: BB Wolf at November 09, 2015 10:54 AM (qh617)

I'm a few years behind you but in the same boat. Part of the problem with the technology is that a lot of times it seems to change needlessly.

I can always comfort myself with the one time the H1B's were baffled by a multi-record type flat file.

Posted by: WOPR at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (Y90kj)

513 ISIS is a serial killer that has to keep amping up the violence to get noticed.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (TPjwz)

514 no barrel?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (E5UB0)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (FkBIv)

516
Every time I try to leave, they pull me back in.

Posted by: Zombie Micheal Corleone, in a barrel of olive oil at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (FeQTe)

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (Dwehj)

518 HAHAHAHA! Your puny square tags do nothing!

NOTHING!!

Posted by: BOLD at November 09, 2015 11:44 AM (XkVXQ)

519 Whoa. Close tags not working. I think a hamster blew a seal.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 11:45 AM (V0CWC)

520 The Blackness is too strong with these letters.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2015 11:45 AM (NjiZL)

521 Bold has run amok!

Posted by: Headless Robespiere at November 09, 2015 11:45 AM (9mTYi)

522 Be bold, be bold, and everywhere be bold.

Posted by: Herbert Spencer at November 09, 2015 11:45 AM (VAsIq)

523 Hahahahahahaha!!

Posted by: The Underground Permabold Alliance at November 09, 2015 11:45 AM (u5gzz)

524
Waltz into me, Danube River Guide.

I have a river....well, really more like a puddle...


well.....a vast collection of combined bodily fluids you can explore.

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2015 11:45 AM (0cMkb)

525 #BoldLettersMatter

Posted by: BLM at November 09, 2015 11:45 AM (VAsIq)

526 heh

Posted by: Headless Robespiere at November 09, 2015 11:45 AM (9mTYi)

527 So does everyone that tried and failed to fix the BOLD have to go in the barrel too?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 09, 2015 11:45 AM (XtAzU)

528 The bold and the beautiful.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:45 AM (FkBIv)

529 [/bold]

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (E6RIJ)

530 519

*dying*

gawd

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (amQdW)

531 How bold one gets when one is sure of being loved.

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (VAsIq)

532
Bold Text Matters! *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (HSmrB)

533 </b>

The Barrel is Angry.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (HalrA)

534 silly barrel be gone.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (E5UB0)

535 Will this madness ever stop?

Posted by: Headless Robespiere at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (9mTYi)

536

Bold attempt at debolding.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (zc3Db)

537 It's Danube River Guide's fault.


He broke it


*Walks away whistling tunelessly, and all innocent like*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (ptqRm)

538 [/strong]Now that's one bold HTML tag

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (39g3+)

539
Nah. I just had some ice cream.

Posted by: Pixy's Hamsters at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (FeQTe)

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (0cMkb)

541 Boldly going where no blog has gone before.

Posted by: Headless Robespiere at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (9mTYi)

542 Shocking footage shows ISIS militants massacring 200 captive Syrian children

-
Now let's not get all high horsey. Crusades, bitches, crusades.

- Barky Bananas I

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (fFIVI)

543 >>I think a hamster blew a seal.

And it was AWESOME, thanks.

Posted by: Seal at November 09, 2015 11:47 AM (NOIQH)

544 Somebody is going to spend a long time in the barrel.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2015 11:47 AM (zt+N6)

545 *NOMNOMNOMNOM*

MOAR TAGS!

Posted by: BOLD at November 09, 2015 11:47 AM (XkVXQ)

546 We're in the Permabold!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 11:47 AM (zc3Db)

547 Ctrl-U shows the proper end-bold tags. but it doesn't work.nobarrel.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 11:47 AM (E5UB0)

548 The thread has been infected with a strong strain of EBOLDA.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 09, 2015 11:47 AM (XtAzU)

549 Brought to you by #BLM

(Bold Letters Matter)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:47 AM (ptqRm)

550 Is this hunger strike one of those where somebody doesn't eat for a couple of hours and then passes on the task to someone else who doesn't eat for a couple of hours?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:07 AM (FkBIv)


AKA "Collectivist Hunger Strike"

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 09, 2015 11:47 AM (7RXcs)

551 #525

Wow I really screwed the pooch.

Usually I can save these damn things--wtf?

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 09, 2015 11:47 AM (amQdW)

552 Oh, Danube River Guide is going to get an Embarrelling the likes of which ain't been seen in year 'round these parts. /

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2015 11:47 AM (JtwS4)

553 Crusades, bitches, crusades.




Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 11:46 AM (fFIVI)


TL;DR, skipped to the end.

Great idea, when can we start?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:47 AM (HalrA)

554 Keep this up and pixy is gonna run out of ink.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2015 11:48 AM (E6RIJ)

555 [b/] test [b/]test
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 11:48 AM (E5UB0)

556 We're gonna run out of ink.

Posted by: Headless Robespiere at November 09, 2015 11:48 AM (9mTYi)

557 I think this problem started in Bolder, Colorado.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2015 11:48 AM (NjiZL)

558 Ebolda lol...gawd.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 09, 2015 11:49 AM (amQdW)

559 gonna need moar barrels

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 09, 2015 11:49 AM (7RXcs)

560 Jeb can fix it!

Posted by: Cherry Jacobus at November 09, 2015 11:49 AM (Ui7Rt)

561 *prepares to airlift emergency supply of pixels*

Posted by: Headless Robespiere at November 09, 2015 11:49 AM (9mTYi)

562 IT'S ICECREAM!!

Posted by: The Hamster at November 09, 2015 11:49 AM (evdj2)

563 561
Jeb can fix it!

Posted by: Cherry Jacobus at November 09, 2015 11:49 AM (Ui7Rt)



Thread winner.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:49 AM (HalrA)

564 #BlackFontMatterz

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 11:50 AM (NOIQH)

565 Wait. is this the College that gay football player went to? That Sam guy?

Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 11:50 AM (/dSsq)

566

less than 7 per cent of Mizzou's students just held the entire university hostage and took a scalp

and I predict a HUGE decline in enrollments next year

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 11:50 AM (zOTsN)

567 .

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2015 11:50 AM (erRNA)

568
I like this bold smart military blog... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 09, 2015 11:50 AM (HSmrB)

569 Maybe it's time for the conservative voters of the state to start a petition drive to defund the college. Hit the protesters in the ass with a clue x four.

Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 09, 2015 11:50 AM (7v/r5)

570 Yes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2015 11:50 AM (NjiZL)

571 So, if we try the "close Bold" tag again, let's see what happens

Help

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:50 AM (ptqRm)

572 Screw you Burning Times.

Prepare yourselves for The Bolding Times!

HAHAHAHAAHA!

Posted by: BOLD at November 09, 2015 11:50 AM (XkVXQ)

573 The thickest irony is how all these "complex" iconoclastic SJW thinkers will "deconstruct" (i.e. purport to analyze, or "think about") every "patriarchal" (traditional) institution, yet nothing is so unquestionably authoritative to them as any pretension of academia. They positively worhip the fetishes of Olde Englishe Academic titles and it seems their ideal society is a sort of racialized- Maoist version of Hogwarts Academy.

So acceptance to an "Ivy League" school (on questionable merit) confers the most credibility to any SJW teen so "matriculated" --and so their uninformed and hyperventilated opinions are automatically entitled to deference.

If you can require "classes" in "racial awareness" it is somehow Infused with Truth because it's an Official Class as opposed to someone just trying to shove their uninformed opinions down your throat.

Mkay.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at November 09, 2015 11:50 AM (k8tEg)

574 What the 'ell did you guys do?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2015 11:50 AM (rSTkb)

575 570
Maybe it's time for the conservative voters of the state to start a
petition drive to defund the college. Hit the protesters in the ass with
a clue x four.

Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 09, 2015 11:50 AM (7v/r5)


Why stop with just one? Defund them all! Sink or swim time, bitches!

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:50 AM (HalrA)

576 HACKED!

Posted by: Wrong. Huma's Weiner at November 09, 2015 11:51 AM (u5gzz)

577
Fortuna Audaces Iuvat!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:51 AM (FeQTe)

578 This is going to require an intervention.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 11:51 AM (hQUve)

579 Inconceivable!

Posted by: Vizzini at November 09, 2015 11:51 AM (evdj2)

580 Beep-beep, Richie!

Posted by: Barrelwise the Dancing Clown at November 09, 2015 11:51 AM (vgIRn)

581 <b> words go here </b>

Testing a radical idea... probably not working.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:51 AM (HalrA)

582 The bold eagle should be the blog </b> bird/

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 11:51 AM (zc3Db)

Posted by: @votermom at November 09, 2015 11:51 AM (cbfNE)

584 If the Missouri campus is such a hotbed of racism, perhaps the State Ledge could grow a pair and use Alinsky's rules against them:

Shut down the U of M. Wind down the campus in 4 years. Tell the young people of your state that they can move to another state and be paying in-state tuition there in a year. Better they do that than be tainted by the racism of the U.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2015 11:51 AM (ZsN9X)

585 now the hunt for a College President of color

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (zOTsN)

One who is also a transgendered lesbian muslim who came into this country illegally

Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2015 11:51 AM (GrXXa)

586 I blame the Jooos.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2015 11:51 AM (JtwS4)

587 Jeb can fix it!Posted by: Cherry Jacobus at November 09, 2015 11:49 AM (Ui7Rt)

Amateur.

Posted by: Tony Rezko, Out Of Prison And Ready To Play at November 09, 2015 11:51 AM (UWlp+)

588 Damn....it's broke real bad.

Posted by: Jeb at November 09, 2015 11:51 AM (ptqRm)

589 Aiiiie ! The close tags, they do nothing !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2015 11:52 AM (erRNA)

590 Hold my beer

Posted by: @votermom at November 09, 2015 11:52 AM (cbfNE)

591 Yes, that is what I was saying above. Michael Sam came from Mizzou. The place is a Politically Correct sewer.

I'll bet the college president still has a bad taste in his mouth for signing onto the "Michael Sam Deserves a Job in NFL" ass-kissing orgy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2015 11:52 AM (NjiZL)

592 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:51 AM (HalrA)

LOL ... great minds fail alike ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 11:52 AM (zc3Db)

593

Another day at Ace's.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 11:52 AM (oVJmc)

594 Hi fappers. I could use some thoughts and prayers from the Horde. I got the axe Friday, effective in two weeks, so I'm now looking down the barrel of funemployment.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)


Condolences, Imsomniac. What sort of work do you do? Maybe the Horde can find you an opportunity.


And I think Cato is about to boldly go into the Barrel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2015 11:52 AM (0yhH4)

595 575 What the 'ell did you guys do?


Nothing! Honest!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 11:52 AM (V0CWC)

596 People out there turning music into bold.

Posted by: John Stewart at November 09, 2015 11:52 AM (Ui7Rt)

597 When the university institutes the mandatory "diversity" training and "racial sensitivity" bs, and imposes racial quotas for hiring, maybe they should also offer a class in the First Amendment for all their special snowflakes.

After all, every single one of the "offenses" these idiots are complaining about were nothing but speech. What exactly did they expect the university president to do about speech they don't like? Have the speaker arrested? Put in stocks in the quad? Expelled?

There is a reason why we have a First Amendment. It might enlighten these hothouse flowers to hear about that -- probably for the first time in their sheltered, insular lives.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2015 11:53 AM (a31sM)

598 Danube dropped a bold bomb on us.

This thread is the stuff of legends. It will be spoken of around the campfires in the camps.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 11:53 AM (9mTYi)

599 No one can accuse of us of being racist now.

We should keep it this way. I like it

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2015 11:53 AM (2x3L+)

600 Aiiiieee ! The close tags, they do nothing !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2015 11:53 AM (erRNA)

601 Tags really broken?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2015 11:53 AM (GDulk)

602 now the hunt for a College President of color

The hunt for black November.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:53 AM (FkBIv)

603 Reflecting on the U of MO. Another reason I'm glad I live in OK. It's becoming the only free state in the union.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2015 11:53 AM (Fmupd)

604 test

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 11:53 AM (fWAjv)

605 If three shots of bourbon didn't get the taste out of your mouth, more won't help.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 09, 2015 11:53 AM (evdj2)

606 And I think Cato is about to boldly go into the Barrel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2015 11:52 AM (0yhH4)

Sorry, just trying to unbreak it. I'll be good. I'm out of ideas, anyway.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:53 AM (HalrA)

607 If only Obama were to pay a Canadian software company run by Michelle's friend a half billion dollars to rewrite minx, we wouldn't be having these problems.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 11:53 AM (E5UB0)

608 Yep.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2015 11:54 AM (GDulk)

609 Damn.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 11:54 AM (fWAjv)

610 Damn....it's broke real bad.
Posted by: Jeb



Yeah. When about 8 sets of auto close tags don't work.......

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 11:54 AM (V0CWC)

611 To Manly Go Where No Bold Has Gone Before!

Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at November 09, 2015 11:54 AM (GrXXa)

612

Not so bold.

Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 09, 2015 11:54 AM (7v/r5)

613 Carpe Boldem!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 11:54 AM (fFIVI)

614 Bolderdash!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2015 11:54 AM (JtwS4)

615 Aiiiieee ! The close tags, they do nothing !

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: The EMBOLDENNING at November 09, 2015 11:54 AM (XkVXQ)

616 My God. It's full of bold.

Posted by: Dr. David Bowman at November 09, 2015 11:54 AM (vgIRn)

617 Jeeze. Painters run two hours late, just got set up, and now they're taking off for lunch.

*_0

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 11:54 AM (FsuaD)

618

seriously

with the inmates running the asylum now

who would ever send their kid to Mizzou?

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 11:54 AM (zOTsN)

619 ace will fix it once he gets unbanned

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 11:55 AM (fWAjv)

620 Double Bold.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 11:55 AM (oVJmc)

621 I'd say "boycott college football" in retaliation, but then I realized "SEC."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2015 11:55 AM (hqZPQ)

622

did that work?

Posted by: @votermom at November 09, 2015 11:55 AM (cbfNE)

623 All your CSS are belong to us.

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at November 09, 2015 11:55 AM (Dwehj)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 11:55 AM (9mTYi)

625 Roll Tide!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2015 11:55 AM (evdj2)

626
That Neil Young album "After The Bold Rush" SUCKED.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:55 AM (FeQTe)

627 Lawyer
-- Insomniac

For the People.


Sorry, couldn't help it.

You weren't associated with that den of inequity, were you?

Posted by: Fox2! at November 09, 2015 11:55 AM (brIR5)

628 Folks here are so beautiful.


Might say Bold and Beautiful.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 11:55 AM (fWAjv)

629 heh

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2015 11:56 AM (jsWA8)

630 Don't worry, guys. I got this

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 09, 2015 11:56 AM (2x3L+)

631 </b>

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 11:56 AM (oVJmc)

632 Are we in Colorado?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 11:56 AM (9mTYi)

633 They are singing "We shall overcome"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:56 AM (FkBIv)

634 Does anyone even know the event that caused all this bullshit at Missouri? In all the stories I've read it's never mentioned, just some vague "racial incident". Did anything even actually happen?

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 09, 2015 11:56 AM (0LHZx)

635 And this is just one of the many reasons why you're undeserving of the merciful fiery death that I can provide.

Posted by: SMOD at November 09, 2015 11:56 AM (XkVXQ)

636 pagers paging
alerts alerting
all over the internet warnings are boldly sounding off over the apocalypse.

BOLD

has taken over the interlinks. SysAdmins are frantically calling in IT professionals and activating emergency response tiger teams to save the servers.

Mid level managers are chewing Tums like M&Ms.
Interns are frantically trying to get double espresso to every desk. Panic stalks the cubicals.

ACE has BOLDLY gone where he has gone before.

Just as soon as we get a round touit, right after lunch.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 11:56 AM (hQUve)

637 Welcome to Solid Bold!

Posted by: Marilyn McCoo at November 09, 2015 11:56 AM (Ui7Rt)

638 Timid.

See, you can bold "timid" and the universe doesn't implode.

Posted by: Bill Nye at November 09, 2015 11:56 AM (u5gzz)

639 Who bolded the blog?!

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2015 11:56 AM (8HTq1)

640 This boldness will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!

Posted by: Admiral Josh Painter at November 09, 2015 11:57 AM (GrXXa)

641 Who embolded the thread??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 11:57 AM (FsuaD)

642 New vid of JV team killing 200 Syrian children.

Love having a fucking coward in the White House.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 11:57 AM (fWAjv)

643 Piss on Missouri!

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 09, 2015 11:57 AM (QPdNE)

644 Mizz president called his resignation "an act of love"
I kid you not.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:57 AM (FkBIv)

645
You bastards. That's what you get for worshipping the Bolden Calf.

[\b]

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:57 AM (FeQTe)

646 635
Does anyone even know the event that caused all this bullshit at
Missouri? In all the stories I've read it's never mentioned, just some
vague "racial incident". Did anything even actually happen?

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 09, 2015 11:56 AM (0LHZx)


It's SJW's, they don't need a real cause, they just need a target to get wound up about. Even a rumor or one crazy person's random fit of hysterics can set 'em off.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:57 AM (HalrA)

647 This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 11:57 AM (9mTYi)

648 Did anything even actually happen?

At this point it's nothing but Chicken-Little style Mob Hysteria.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 11:57 AM (oVJmc)

649

Kaboom Bitches!!! *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 09, 2015 11:57 AM (HSmrB)

650

no one will send their kid there

they will go elsewhere

well done Mizzou, well done

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 11:57 AM (zOTsN)

651 The barrel has been booked for a week.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2015 11:57 AM (2Ocf1)

652 test

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 11:57 AM (FsuaD)

653 I need a paperclip, a shoestring and about 50lbs of C4.

Posted by: Angus Macgyver at November 09, 2015 11:58 AM (evdj2)

654 Black is beautiful.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 11:58 AM (fFIVI)

655 Get used to it, bitchez. The HQ is now *Bold* only.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 11:58 AM (VAsIq)

656
Hoping this really, really emboldens the racist fascist freaks now dominating the country and they take 50 more scalps the next few months (over nothing).

Just have an academic curiosity as to how degraded and laughable the formerly greatest country on earth can actually become.

Even that curiosity is fading, but still. Some mild entertainment value.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2015 11:58 AM (QDnY+)

657 No white university president will be safe from the same mob tactic after this. They are probably all clapping like trained seals but every last one of them could be next victim of the guillotine and they know it, so they clap louder.

Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at November 09, 2015 11:58 AM (1BQGO)

658 She's BOLD!!!!

Posted by: George Costanza at November 09, 2015 11:58 AM (GrXXa)

659 Who broke the blog?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 11:58 AM (FsuaD)

660 I have to admit it's easier for old eyes to read now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:58 AM (FkBIv)

661 Did anything even actually happen?


In Missouri?

NO, nothing verifiable at all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 11:58 AM (gf8BH)

662 Okay, Mizzou. PC Moron roll call.

Gay mafia crap, check.

Black lives matter scam, check.

Break out the mattresses girls and start carrying them. Campus rape scam is next!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2015 11:59 AM (NjiZL)

663 OK, I'm done with my hunger strike.


*trundles off to lunch*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2015 11:59 AM (JtwS4)

664 Can someone italicize this mess?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 11:59 AM (VAsIq)

665 Danube started bold but turned off again at 482 on my phone.

Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 09, 2015 11:59 AM (7v/r5)

666 Hmm. Ah, yeah. I've got it now. Another meme for what's going on with these fucktards. Jacobins gonna Jacobin.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:59 AM (HalrA)

667 Planned Parenthood cannot perform abortions on campus by State law at Missouri. That's one of the grievances.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2015 11:59 AM (2Ocf1)

668 "645 Mizz president called his resignation "an act of love"
I kid you not."

Works for me.

Posted by: Newly Emboldened Jeb at November 09, 2015 11:59 AM (u5gzz)

669 I'm a lawyer, in Central Florida.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:28 AM (2Ojst)


Unemployed... Seriously? A lawyer at Ground Zero of the Silly Season? Where the ambulance chases you?!

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at November 09, 2015 11:59 AM (wKcQA)

Posted by: In For a Penny at November 09, 2015 11:59 AM (evdj2)

671 See....this is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (ptqRm)

672 They are probably all clapping like trained seals but every last one of them could be next victim of the guillotine and they know it, so they clap louder.

Funny how they always think that will work.

Posted by: Stalin at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (XkVXQ)

673 Danube River Guide please report to the barrel.Stat.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (8HTq1)

674 Does anyone even know the event that caused all this bullshit at Missouri? In all the stories I've read it's never mentioned, just some vague "racial incident". Did anything even actually happen?
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew
--------------------------------------------------
The student body president Payton "gives great" Head made a claim (unsubstantiated AFAIK) that several white youths in a pickup truck called him the n-word. That's it. He doesn't even claim they were students.

It's a hoax. It stinks like Emma Sulkowicz's mattress after Jackie's been bukkakied on it.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (E5UB0)

675 And Bernie will make all freeeeee.

Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (0bEpn)

676 Who broke the blog?


Posted by: Jane D'oh

I AM NOT BROKEN--I AM STRONGER THAN EVER.

Posted by: THE BLOG at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (VAsIq)

Posted by: In For a Pound at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (evdj2)

678 [pre] so what tags work here anyway?[/pre]

Posted by: @votermom at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (cbfNE)

679 Hope I die before I get bold...

Posted by: The Who at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (Ui7Rt)

680

Another debolding attempt.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (zc3Db)

681 We're gonna need a bigger barrel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (9mTYi)

682 Break out the mattresses girls and start carrying them. Campus rape scam is next!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2015 11:59 AM (NjiZL)


Nah. Probably going to be more Trans Bullshit. Like requiring a taxpayer-funded sex change clinic in every Student Union or something.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (HalrA)

683 I, for one, welcome our new pixie overlords.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (fFIVI)

684 You could have gone over Niagra Falls and back 50 times by now if this were a real barrel.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (E5UB0)

685 Can someone italicize this mess?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:01 PM (ptqRm)

686 Welcome to Solid Bold!
Posted by: Marilyn McCoo



And the Solid Bold Dancers!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:01 PM (V0CWC)

687

somebody smells like barrel.

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at November 09, 2015 12:01 PM (wKcQA)

688 >>>> Mizz president called his resignation "an act of love"
I kid you not.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 11:57 AM
--------
Wait. Why? Jeb! Is the president of the university?

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2015 12:01 PM (2x3L+)

689

"L'aduce, l'aduce, toujours l'aduce."

Posted by: joncelli, Militant Lutheranist at November 09, 2015 12:01 PM (RD7QR)

690 not even localized

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2015 12:01 PM (evdj2)

691 Oy Vey

Posted by: Adriane the Left Elbow Connoisseur ... at November 09, 2015 12:01 PM (jnAIZ)

692 Well, at least I don't need my reading glasses at the HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 12:01 PM (FsuaD)

693 #ActOfLove

Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at November 09, 2015 12:01 PM (Dwehj)

694 Of course, the State Ledge would NEVER deprive their pierced and tattooed slacker nieces of a jobs for life at the U.

But it's fun to pretend that people with juevos are in charge.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2015 12:01 PM (ZsN9X)

695 Dafuq you guys DO when I'ma WORKING for a change? Sheesh...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 09, 2015 12:01 PM (9krrF)

696 ace is going to be pissed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 12:02 PM (FsuaD)

697 Well, dang. It won't unbold.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 09, 2015 12:02 PM (9krrF)

698 Every time you try to strike me down I become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Posted by: Boldi Wan Kenobi at November 09, 2015 12:02 PM (XkVXQ)

699 This will all end badly

Posted by: Grump928(c) make the safe prediction, on any subject really at November 09, 2015 12:02 PM (evdj2)

700 It's almost Lunch time, so soon Fredo will get up to have lunch and leave Netanyahu with just peanuts and water

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2015 12:02 PM (gf8BH)

701 Captain, me HTML tags canna take nae more o this!

Posted by: Scotty at November 09, 2015 12:02 PM (RD7QR)

702 Not sure who has the NoDong these days, Pyongyang or DC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:12 AM (Yl6kS)


Soon!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at November 09, 2015 12:02 PM (0yhH4)

703 Does anyone even know the event that caused all this bullshit at Missouri? In all the stories I've read it's never mentioned, just some vague "racial incident". Did anything even actually happen?
_______________________

SPEECH happened (allegedly). That's all this is about. These little hothouse flowers were exposed (allegedly) to SPEECH they found offensive.

Somebody allegedly yelled a bad word at the black student government president. Somebody else allegedly said some other bad words to some black students. Somebody else alleged drew a swastika in feces on a wall (probably a SJW, as those types of things always are).

The university president failed to take action to have the SPEAKERS expelled or flogged or executed or whatever for saying the offensive things, and that is the reason for all the protests. Because on a university campus, we certainly can't tolerate SPEECH that might offend someone. Every American has a constitutional right to go through life without ever being exposed to a single word or symbol that might offend or upset him or her. And certainly on college campuses, we must never tolerate SPEECH that we don't agree with.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2015 12:02 PM (a31sM)

704 If you close your browser and do a hard reset....






it does nothing.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 12:03 PM (fWAjv)

705 [pre] so what tags work here anyway?[/pre]

Posted by: @votermom at November 09, 2015 12:00 PM (cbfNE)


Everything but bolkd, it seems appears. In Danube's legendary post, there were two opening <b> tags and only one closing one, but now Pixy's page won't let any other bold tags be generated.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 12:03 PM (zc3Db)

706 Put me some fucking knowledge!

Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at November 09, 2015 12:03 PM (Ui7Rt)

707 Peeks into the comments, turns-around and departs.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2015 12:03 PM (W2YA6)

708 *beep*

Posted by: Christopher Pike at November 09, 2015 12:03 PM (evdj2)

709 "ace is going to be pissed."

Maybe if we forget to mention it, he won't notice?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:03 PM (ptqRm)

710 I know it's a bold plan... but we have to go deeper!

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 12:03 PM (xuouz)

711 I'm a lawyer, in Central Florida.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 10:28 AM (2Ojst)


I used to live there. Lakeland area. Economy's dead as a fossilized trilobite. Apply for jobs in Texas. You're not going to want to be in FL when the shit hits the fan, and the economy is actually somewhat recovery...ish... here. We're half-decent while everyone else is bouncing along the bottom.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 12:03 PM (HalrA)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 09, 2015 12:04 PM (9krrF)

713 I feel empowered....

Posted by: Turd Ferguson, feeling bold at November 09, 2015 12:04 PM (VAsIq)

714 If you close your browser and do a hard reset....






it does nothing.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 12:03 PM (fWAjv)


That's because everyone would have to do it at the same time. Everyone in the world, that is ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 12:04 PM (zc3Db)

715

Now?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at November 09, 2015 12:04 PM (RD7QR)

716 This day will be henceforth be known as Danube River Guide Drowns in Barrel Day.

Posted by: @votermom at November 09, 2015 12:04 PM (cbfNE)

717 the work on anarchists, no doubt

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 09, 2015 12:04 PM (7RXcs)

718 Eff it. Time to watch the blog burn.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 09, 2015 12:04 PM (9krrF)

719 Hey, I just came here. I'm going to try something bold.




/b



Oh crap, I hope I don't lose my membership...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2015 12:04 PM (AC0lD)

720 Yeah somebody tell the white college presidents to clap louder.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 12:04 PM (xuouz)

721 No Boss, Blogs always looked that way.

Why you ask?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:04 PM (ptqRm)

722 Test

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2015 12:05 PM (AC0lD)

723 Boldilocks and the Three Gears. She gets ground into chopmeat at the end.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 12:05 PM (E5UB0)

724 BOLD Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 12:05 PM (GwIKd)

725 better clean this shit up before the Ewok awakens

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 09, 2015 12:05 PM (7RXcs)

726 It's like a million pixels cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

Posted by: Boldi Wan Kenobi at November 09, 2015 12:05 PM (XkVXQ)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 12:05 PM (fWAjv)

728 there are old blogs and bold blogs but no old bold blogs.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2015 12:05 PM (evdj2)

729 If only Comrade Ace were aware!

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2015 12:05 PM (W2YA6)

730 Ok, no harm done.



Catalonia voted to secede from Spain. Good for them. Fight if you have to...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2015 12:05 PM (AC0lD)

731 They hurt my feel-bads....

Posted by: Butthurt Student Body President--you heard me, PRESIDENT at November 09, 2015 12:05 PM (VAsIq)

732 Seriously? DRG can embolden everything but I can't even bleed over itals and underline? It's like I don't even know this blog anymore...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 09, 2015 12:05 PM (9krrF)

733 Ask not what Danube did. Ask what the hell do we do now?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 12:06 PM (fFIVI)

734 719 Eff it. Time to watch the blog burn.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 09, 2015 12:04 PM (9krrF)

Some men just want to watch the blog burn...

Posted by: Alfred the Butler at November 09, 2015 12:06 PM (RD7QR)

735 Smart Military Blog boldly goes black to show solidarity with Mizzoo special snowflakes

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 09, 2015 12:06 PM (kXzR8)

736 Now It Can Be Bold

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at November 09, 2015 12:06 PM (2WoCi)

737 Since it's bold day:

Andrea Tarantula -- I'd hit it.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2015 12:06 PM (Fmupd)

738 AoS, we're not on twitter, we're bold.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 12:06 PM (HalrA)

739 Well don't tell the hackers what happened.

sheese. somebody is always trying to hack the input filter. That's part of the charm of Ace of Spades HQ.

We come here to play around. That's what we do. That's all we do.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:06 PM (hQUve)

740 sometimes I gets the menstrual cramps, really bad

Posted by: The Hamster at November 09, 2015 12:06 PM (evdj2)

741 Did everyone lose the boxes, now, too?

Whoever is trying to fix this, all you need to do is edit Danube's comment at 467 and that should fix everything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 12:07 PM (zc3Db)

742 731 Ok, no harm done.



Catalonia voted to secede from Spain. Good for them. Fight if you have to...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2015 12:05 PM (AC0lD)

Ugh. Like the Spaniards needed more problems.

Posted by: Alfred the Butler at November 09, 2015 12:07 PM (RD7QR)

743 Seriously? DRG can embolden everything but I can't even bleed over itals and underline? It's like I don't even know this blog anymore...

Italics and Underline are my bitches now.

Posted by: BOLD at November 09, 2015 12:07 PM (XkVXQ)

744 Planned Parenthood cannot perform abortions on campus by State law at Missouri. That's one of the grievances. Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2015 11:59 AM (2Ocf1)

I just can't think of abortion as anything but a neo-pagan rite, no different in intent from those bloody altars in ancient Babylon and Sumeria.

Yeah, I know: I'm one of those social issues Republicans. Bite me.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2015 12:07 PM (UWlp+)

745 It might only be this thread. I just posted on the earlier thread and it was fine.

Posted by: HH at November 09, 2015 12:07 PM (DrCtv)

746 Back in Black
I hit the sack
I've been too long
I'm glad to be back

Posted by: AC/DC at November 09, 2015 12:07 PM (2x3L+)

747 Has anyone alerted a Cob yet? Pixy is probably asleep, it is the middle of the night in NZ isn't it?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2015 12:07 PM (GDulk)

748 Catalonia voted to secede from Spain. Good for them. Fight if you have to...


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2015 12:05 PM (AC0lD)


About time one of those movements came through. I think it's going to start a dam breaking. There's regional secession movements all over Europe... and not a few in the Americas either...

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 12:07 PM (HalrA)

749 I'm confused now - does pixy take pointy tags < or square ones [

Posted by: @votermom at November 09, 2015 12:08 PM (cbfNE)

750 We'll release yer tags. For ONE MEEEELION DOLLARS.

Posted by: Anonymous at November 09, 2015 12:08 PM (u5gzz)

751 Best. Day. Ever.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 12:08 PM (VAsIq)

752 The Left are Bold but Not courageous. The Right are Courageous but not bold.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 09, 2015 12:08 PM (0XyIg)

753 @750: With our luck, I bet they take hipster brackets { }.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 12:09 PM (HalrA)

754 Mizzou incidents

2010 - someone threw cotton balls around the black student center - confirmed, perpetrator unknown

2015 - white students in a pick up truck yelled the n word at a black student - unconfirmed, perpetrator unknown

2015 - black student theater group called the n word by a drunk white student - confirmed, perpetrator kicked off campus

2015 - black journalism students claim they were called the n word and threatened with the kkk in comments to their online postings - unconfirmed, perpetrators unknown

2015 - black students disrupt the homecoming parade and surround the College Presidents vehicle, claim parade watchers cursed at them and said disgusting things - unconfirmed (but I beleive it), perpetrators unknown

2015 - someone used human feces to smear a swakstika on a bathroom wall - confirmed, perpetrators unknown

so far, one confirmed student perpetrator

the rest are unconfirmed or the perpetrator is unknown

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 12:09 PM (zOTsN)

755 That's bold, Jerry! Bold!

Posted by: Kenny Bania at November 09, 2015 12:09 PM (9mTYi)

756 RD should just throw up an open thread and we can move on

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2015 12:09 PM (evdj2)

757 Guess I'll go grab lunch (since the painters, who just got here, have gone to lunch).

I'll just boldly get in the car and drive to Publix.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 12:09 PM (FsuaD)

758 O brave new world/ that has such queer, bold people in't

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 12:09 PM (xuouz)

759 Unleash the Kraken!

Posted by: things that look better bold at November 09, 2015 12:09 PM (VAsIq)

760 Image is a bold use of the golden ratio, via the placement of the man and cart. Also nice pale gold tones. And the road and walls use lovely directional lines to guide you to the subject.

In general a nice pic!

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2015 12:09 PM (hvf9s)

761

Seriously, everybody jump up the moment you receive this comment and that will fix it.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at November 09, 2015 12:09 PM (RD7QR)

762 About time one of those movements came through. I
think it's going to start a dam breaking. There's regional secession
movements all over Europe... and not a few in the Americas either...


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 12:07 PM (HalrA)


I think it will too. If all the productive people live, those socialist paradises won't last long....

But then crushing debt burdens are already slowly killing them....just not fast enough.


Socialists --- They can never die fast enough...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2015 12:10 PM (AC0lD)

763 "It might only be this thread. I just posted on the earlier thread and it was fine."

I just went to the one in the future, and it's all good too.

We just need to get through this one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:10 PM (ptqRm)

764
Be bold in your endeavors
don't walk meekly on tiptoes.
Stomp if you desire to leave
your footprint on history!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2015 12:10 PM (evdj2)

765 Everyone put on a hazmat suit, in case the Barrel blows up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 12:10 PM (FsuaD)

766 There are old pilots and there are bold pilots.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 12:11 PM (FkBIv)

767 I see a red door and I want it to be black.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 12:11 PM (fFIVI)

768 No Vacancy

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2015 12:11 PM (ck8TA)

769 It's Thanksgiving two weeks early!

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2015 12:11 PM (RD7QR)

770 Yes, now it is MY time!

Posted by: Master Control Program at November 09, 2015 12:11 PM (W2YA6)

771 "I just went to the one in the future,"

I hope you didn't step on a butterfly.

Posted by: Ray Bradbury at November 09, 2015 12:11 PM (u5gzz)

772
in bold i say
take the pain away
in black i say
one more and i'll be OK
in shame i say
i'm not done with this game
in desperation i say

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2015 12:12 PM (evdj2)

773 Is Donald Trump responsible for breaking this blog? IT experts weigh in, plus a brand new poll with a margin of error around 10 indicates Trump's support is fading.

Tonight on Kellyfile!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at November 09, 2015 12:12 PM (Ui7Rt)

774 I have The Kragle !!!!!

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 12:12 PM (GwIKd)

775 I'd say "boycott college football" in retaliation, but then I realized "SEC."
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2015 11:55 AM (hqZPQ)


Yeah, college football, target and amazon are things I have no intention of boycotting without a damn good reason.

I will root against Mizzou when we play them, but I would have done that anyway...

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2015 12:12 PM (lIU4e)

776 Seriously, everybody jump up the moment you receive this comment and that will fix it.

No, but if everyone would go flush the toilet, all at the same time, the sudden reduction in water pressure would shut down all the major urban areas and the sudden release of waste water would flood the treatment plants.

Ready?

Go.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:12 PM (hQUve)

777 It's always boldest just before the dawn.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 12:12 PM (fFIVI)

778 Maetenloch is going to be more pissed.

Maybe if we scare the blog like when you have hiccups the bold will go away.

BOO!!!

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2015 12:13 PM (2x3L+)

779 767
There are old pilots and there are bold pilots.



But there are no old, bold pilots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 12:13 PM (FsuaD)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2015 12:13 PM (erRNA)

781 This blog is almost as bold as I am.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 09, 2015 12:13 PM (E5UB0)

782 Note to COB, just edit Danube's comment at 467 to take out the extra bold tag (just empty the comment to make it easy) and that will fix everything. As an added bonus, with the boldness all gone it will make the later comments about the alleged boldness in the thread appear as if they were written by a bunch of delusional retards when some digital archaeologist digs this thread up 400 years from now ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 12:13 PM (zc3Db)

783 BUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2015 12:14 PM (RD7QR)

784 Ok....yardwork..



Hey, you know. The bold comments are kind of nice. Easier to read without glasses. And really, all of us would get used to it in a couple of days.




The 'Ultrta-bold' font we'd install to replace bold regular will be amazing - blocky - but amazing.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2015 12:14 PM (AC0lD)

785 2015 - black students disrupt the homecoming parade and surround the College Presidents vehicle, claim parade watchers cursed at them and said disgusting things - unconfirmed (but I beleive it), perpetrators unknown



Disrupt homecoming parade, get called names. Consider oneself lucky that THAT is all that happened.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:14 PM (V0CWC)

786 Q. What if I forget to add the end tag or forget to add the slash to the end tag command?

A. That's trouble, but easy-to-fix trouble. It will be obvious if you've not placed an end tag when you look at the document in your browser. The entire document will be affected after the point where you forgot the end tag. Just go back into the document, add the slash, and reload the document into the browser. However, if you are using Minx 0.7 alpha you're fuc*ed.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 12:14 PM (fWAjv)

787 Catalonia voted to secede from Spain. Good for them. Fight if you have to...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
-----------------------------------------
The bing link text was "Approves Secession Plan". I was like "Catalonia? Who gives a shit? Stop toying with my emotions!"

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 12:14 PM (E5UB0)

788 >>> The Horde needs to write a TV comedy series for Amazon - Scandal Love maybe?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2015 10:27 AM (Yl6kS)

How to Get Away with Scandal?

*ponders whether Shonda Rhimes would sue*

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2015 12:14 PM (hvf9s)

789 delusional


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 12:13 PM (zc3Db)


Speak for yourself, I'm drunk.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 12:14 PM (HalrA)

790 >>2010 - someone threw cotton balls around the black student center - confirmed, perpetrator unknown


Lame!!

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2015 12:15 PM (lIU4e)

791 How do you bold when everything's already bold?

Posted by: SUPERBOLD, by Ron Popeil at November 09, 2015 12:15 PM (u5gzz)

792 A winter's day in a deep and dark November.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 12:15 PM (fFIVI)

793 "Lift Someone up"

A Brooklyn Tabernacle devotion on encouragement:

http://www.brooklyntabernacle.org/devotional

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 12:15 PM (No/ki)

794 Now my laptop is giving a Low Black Pixel" warning.


You have any idea how expensive a new pixel cartridge is?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:15 PM (ptqRm)

795 How a bolded, painfully slow AoSHQ is actually superior...

Posted by: Vox at November 09, 2015 12:15 PM (W2YA6)

796 When Baltimore hits 300, what a great way to celebrate, everything in Bold!

Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2015 12:15 PM (0bEpn)

797 The bing link text was "Approves Secession Plan". I was like "Catalonia? Who gives a shit? Stop toying with my emotions!"

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 12:14 PM (E5UB0)


Hey, someone's gotta make Secession the new fad of the season. May as well start with them...

Did you hear Hawaii's considering it? We could lose two Democratic Senators, just like that. I say if they go, we send Barack Obama back. Since that's where he's from. Ostensibly.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 12:16 PM (HalrA)

798 Digital archaeology. A bold new field.

We need a new thread. Ace, your people need you.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 12:16 PM (xuouz)

799 >>> Is Donald Trump responsible for breaking this blog? IT experts weigh in, plus a brand new poll with a margin of error around 10 indicates Trump's support is fading.

Tonight on Kellyfile!
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at November 09, 2015 12:12 PM (Ui7Rt)

You forgot to start with BREAKING NEWS!!! And the big alert sound. All the Fox shows do that; hint to them, it's not breaking news that you are just starting your show.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2015 12:16 PM (hvf9s)

800 on the market channels all they can talk about is yahoo
desperate re org or something

Posted by: @votermom at November 09, 2015 12:16 PM (cbfNE)

801 We are all Wyatt Earp now.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2015 12:16 PM (E6RIJ)

802 Kinda digging the new boldness around here

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 12:17 PM (GwIKd)

803 This blog is classy and YUUUGE!

Posted by: The Trump at November 09, 2015 12:17 PM (NF2Bf)

804 Usually when a tag isn't closed it changes all the nics as well. This is just changing the comments.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2015 12:17 PM (GDulk)

805 EXTRA!, EXTRA!

Posted by: EXTRA! at November 09, 2015 12:18 PM (W2YA6)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 12:18 PM (fWAjv)

807 I guess the media is gonna call Ben Carson's mother a liar now.

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=238989

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:18 PM (ptqRm)

808 Now my laptop is giving a Low Black Pixel" warning.

You have any idea how expensive a new pixel cartridge is?



Now is a good time to check your blinker fluid too while you are "under the hood".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:18 PM (V0CWC)

809 So, all the SysAdmins have their iPhones turned off?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:18 PM (hQUve)

810 Hello

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 12:18 PM (fWAjv)

811 So all this is over a couple of people out of a student population of 35,000....and the claim is blacks aren't safe.

Unreal.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 09, 2015 12:18 PM (0LHZx)

812 801 on the market channels all they can talk about is yahoo
desperate re org or something
Posted by: @votermom at November 09, 2015 12:16 PM (cbfNE)

Yahoo still exists?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at November 09, 2015 12:18 PM (RD7QR)

813 So...two more hours of this?
The horde might be emboldened to riot in the barrel.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 12:18 PM (NOIQH)

814 An elegant boldness, from a more civilized age.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 12:19 PM (xuouz)

815 Man Bites Dog! ... will this be bold?

Posted by: goon at November 09, 2015 12:19 PM (gy5kE)

816 What fresh Hell is this?

Are people doing river tours in the Barrel now?

Posted by: apparently some bold ideas here today at November 09, 2015 12:19 PM (REdlt)

817 Yahoo still exists?

Oh, I hope so. I have a couple of email accounts over there.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:19 PM (hQUve)

818 Oh and I meant to say...

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 12:19 PM (xuouz)

819 to me

the cotton ball incident and the swastika incident sound SJW self-perpetrated

I beleive the parade comments occured and the trollish behavior on line comments occurred

we know the theater group slur occurred

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 12:20 PM (zOTsN)

820 Are people doing river tours in the Barrel now?


Posted by: apparently some bold ideas here today at November 09, 2015 12:19 PM (REdlt)


Apparently down the Danube.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 12:20 PM (HalrA)

821 Ooooh, U of Missouri is playing BYU next...

Are the Mizzou SJW students going to boycott the game because of the eeeeevil BYU and the clarifications from the Mormon church's handbook that came out last week? Because all I've been hearing for the past week is Mormons are evil haters.

If the students don't boycott I will be surprised. Agitators gotta agitate.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2015 12:20 PM (hvf9s)

822 Yahoo still exists?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at November 09, 2015 12:18 PM (RD7QR)

--

with any luck that annoying female CEO is gonna get fired

Posted by: @votermom at November 09, 2015 12:20 PM (cbfNE)

823 Did you hear Hawaii's considering it? We could lose two Democratic Senators, just like that. I say if they go, we send Barack Obama back. Since that's where he's from. Ostensibly.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 12:16


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You've actually got a good point. HI is his "home of record".

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2015 12:20 PM (Fmupd)

824 Usually when a tag isn't closed it changes all the nics as well. This is just changing the comments.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2015 12:17 PM (GDulk)


Yes. It's weird, but I looked at the source and that's exactly what happened. I would figure that Pixy has styled the other divs to be plain text so that runaway boldness (and other problems) wouldn't affect all the text.

The problem seems to be that the text entry system is no longer processing any bold tags, so for all the fixes people tried no bold tags, at all, are showing up in their comments - neither opening nor closing, which is why this is, at the moment, unfixable.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 12:20 PM (zc3Db)

825 Now is a good time to check your blinker fluid too while you are "under the hood".


Good idea.....thanks.

*Dives back under the hood*


uh.....is that the one with the yellow dipstick?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:20 PM (ptqRm)

826 Boo !!

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 12:20 PM (GwIKd)

827 Black as the ace of spades.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 12:21 PM (fFIVI)

828 It is nice to know that none of the COBs read the blog ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 12:21 PM (zc3Db)

829
Now my laptop is giving a Low Black Pixel" warning.


You have any idea how expensive a new pixel cartridge is?


Now is a good time to check your blinker fluid too while you are "under the hood".
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:18 PM
~~~
True story: My big brothers told me that my eyes had only so much "juice" in them and that if I used it up by keeping them open too much I would go blind. Walked around with my eyes closed for days.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2015 12:21 PM (E6RIJ)

830 Ask not for whom the blog bolds, it bolds for thee.

Posted by: eman at November 09, 2015 12:22 PM (MQEz6)

831 I'm a lifelong Moron, but I'm very concerned about this new extremist font.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at November 09, 2015 12:22 PM (Ui7Rt)

832 This.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2015 12:22 PM (AC0lD)

833 Now

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2015 12:23 PM (AC0lD)

834
George, Duke of Clarence, was drown in a barrel of wine...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 12:23 PM (iQIUe)

835 Stop screaming me, blog!!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 12:23 PM (NOIQH)

836 It is nice to know that none of the COBs read the blog .
..
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 12:21 PM (zc3Db)


But I guess that's only fair since I don't read the posts ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 12:23 PM (zc3Db)

837 New Haven Police Call Off Plan to Take Valuables Out of Unlocked Cars

http://tinyurl.com/oahybj7

Police are calling off a plan in a section of New Haven for cops to remove valuables from unlocked cars for safekeeping from lurking burglars.
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Well that's awfully nice of them.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 12:24 PM (fWAjv)

838 >>> Did you hear Hawaii's considering it? We could lose two Democratic Senators, just like that. I say if they go, we send Barack Obama back. Since that's where he's from. Ostensibly.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 12:16

Don't get too excited; If Hawaii secedes we are up on deck to become a state...

Posted by: Puerto Rico at November 09, 2015 12:24 PM (hvf9s)

839 The Pope seems to possibly be having some health issues.

Offered without comment

http://tinyurl.com/nate95v

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:24 PM (ptqRm)

840 Well

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2015 12:24 PM (jsWA8)

841 did facism start first at the universities in Germany? I know, Godwin, but didnt it?

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 12:24 PM (zOTsN)

842 Man Bites Dog! ... will this be bold?

-
Our office has a case. Two elderly people had a dispute at the dog park and one bit the other. If you go to the dog park, you assume the risk of being bit.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 12:25 PM (fFIVI)

843 *off to twitter to tattle tale!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 12:25 PM (fWAjv)

844 So what you're trying to tell me is a bunch of special snowflakes who were the best football players at home faced real competition at the collegiate level, didn't like it, and found a pretext to not be humiliated further?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson, BOLD at November 09, 2015 12:25 PM (VAsIq)

845 You forgot to start with BREAKING NEWS!!! And the big alert sound. All the Fox shows do that; hint to them, it's not breaking news that you are just starting your show.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2015 12:16 PM (hvf9s)

Do the lights switch over to red when breaking news hits at Fox Enterprise command deck?

Posted by: Doom Rider at November 09, 2015 12:25 PM (ck8TA)

846 Bold fonts, no pale italics!

Posted by: Ronald Raven at November 09, 2015 12:25 PM (REdlt)

847 HTML, HOW DO THEY WORK?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 12:25 PM (oVJmc)

848 This bold nightmare will only end when someone throws up a nood.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 12:26 PM (iQIUe)

849 The Pope seems to possibly be having some health issues.



More polonium tea?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:26 PM (V0CWC)

850 What's for lunch?

Leftover spaghetti with a bolganese sauce made from a recipe stolen from Bravo! restaurant, dressed with splash of olive oil and a sprinkle of aged parmesan along with a slice of a rustic Italian bread.

Even better the second day.

Posted by: jwest at November 09, 2015 12:26 PM (Zs4uk)

851 Help pixy you are our only hope.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2015 12:26 PM (u82oZ)

852 I blame it on this new fangled HTML 5 something. Back in the day of HTML 3.4 we never had this problem.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:26 PM (hQUve)

853 The socialists do not rest, and neither can we.

FONT WARS

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 12:26 PM (xuouz)

854 See!? I told you you hate blacks!

Posted by: Hektor at November 09, 2015 12:27 PM (W2YA6)

855
Now is a good time to check your blinker fluid too while you are "under the hood".


Good idea.....thanks.

*Dives back under the hood*


uh.....is that the one with the yellow dipstick?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:20 PM (ptqRm)




Yup. Right next to the muffler bearings.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 12:27 PM (FeQTe)

856 Hawaii isn't seceeding. They just want some special "status" for Natives. And what is that "status"? Fucked if anyone knows...but it will mean billions of dollars of extra welfare.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 09, 2015 12:27 PM (0LHZx)

857 Putin is the main pusher of polonium tea, and he has no reason to get rid of the pope

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 12:27 PM (zOTsN)

858 Hmm. Now try this -[/bold]

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2015 12:27 PM (u82oZ)

859 I'm starting to hate the bold now

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2015 12:28 PM (2x3L+)

860 842 did facism start first at the universities in Germany? I know, Godwin, but didnt it?
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 12:24 PM (zOTsN)


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No. It started in the beer halls. Same thing, I guess.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2015 12:28 PM (Fmupd)

861 I like my comments the way i like my women: bold.

Posted by: Modern Man at November 09, 2015 12:28 PM (E5UB0)

862 So, all the SysAdmins have their iPhones turned off?>>>

Maybe the BOLD doesn't show up on a late 70s monochrome crt.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 09, 2015 12:28 PM (XtAzU)

863 The comments are fuckt.
The blog stuck, emboldening
Pixy laughs, alone.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 12:28 PM (oVJmc)

864 Fundamentally transformed blog.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 12:28 PM (NOIQH)

865 Brothers and Sisters, this is a momentus occassion but do not be moved! Our Brother can eat, but we are still owed Demands! Stay strong!
----

Tweet from a Mizzou student.

Just o.O

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 12:28 PM (fWAjv)

866 Don't forget to change the air in your tires too when daylight savings time falls back

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 12:28 PM (GwIKd)

867 I won't attend any more functions of the AoSHQ Curling Team until this unsightly boldness is corrected.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2015 12:29 PM (u5gzz)

868 It's a subprogram. The fonts turn bold when the IRS is monitoring the blog.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2015 12:29 PM (NjiZL)

869 Now I'm starting to fear that the blog is really broke, and the cobs can't put up a nood.

I'm going to need some reassurance here. Someone tell me that everything is going to be ok real .. soon .. now.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:29 PM (hQUve)

870 Americans have far too many font options to choose from.

We need to redistribute many of those character sets from the top 1% to those at the bottom.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders! 2016 at November 09, 2015 12:29 PM (REdlt)

871 The sad thing (well, one of them) about these kids losing their minds, is that it seems to me everyone feels powerless in President Shit-Midas's America.

So, the lefty kids do these stupid racial grievance things, and we bitch at each other in a comments section.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2015 12:29 PM (W2YA6)

872 No. It started in the beer halls. Same thing, I guess.



aka, Frat Houses. So yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:29 PM (V0CWC)

873 If bold font leads to more comments ace might leave it on permanently. I expect to see coffee ads in the side bar.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 12:30 PM (E5UB0)

874 "Momentus."

Shit just got real.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2015 12:30 PM (u5gzz)

875 we are still owed

we are stilll owed

we are still owed

and that there is the crux of the problem. no one is "owed"

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 12:30 PM (zOTsN)

876 Gotta admit this is very funny, except for poor old Danube River Guide.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2015 12:30 PM (u82oZ)

877 <blink>

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 12:30 PM (oVJmc)

878 Global character change is real!!!

Posted by: ManBearPig at November 09, 2015 12:30 PM (REdlt)

879 Testing a closing tag in my nic ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 12:31 PM (zc3Db)

880 Momentus?

Perhaps some folks should spend more time going to class and less time being perpetually aggrieved.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 09, 2015 12:31 PM (/Ho8c)

881 we are still owed demands

how is one owed a demand

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 12:31 PM (zOTsN)

882 Can't Boldface resign his presidency and spare us all this misery?

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2015 12:31 PM (OSULx)

883 Mob Status: LYNCH.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 12:31 PM (oVJmc)

884 877 Gotta admit this is very funny, except for poor old Danube River Guide.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2015 12:30 PM (u82oZ)

I've got Danube booked till the end of the year

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2015 12:31 PM (ck8TA)

885 "Maybe the BOLD doesn't show up on a late 70s monochrome crt."

Oh, but they do. I had one of those, two of those, one in green and one in peach/amber/orange. It sets the intensity bit.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:31 PM (hQUve)

886 I'll bet the NSA is pissed reading all this bold

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 12:32 PM (GwIKd)

887 Hmmm....must be a Secret Atomic Tag, unclosable and ineradicable.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2015 12:32 PM (OSULx)

888 858 Putin is the main pusher of polonium tea, and he has no reason to get rid of the pope

- - - - - - -

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

- Alfred Pennyworth, The Dark Knight

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2015 12:32 PM (NjiZL)

889 880 Testing a closing tag in my nic ...



Won't matter. I have the big three in mine. Nada.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:32 PM (V0CWC)

890 One of the blog hamsters has a callous or something.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 12:32 PM (oVJmc)

891 "we are still owed demands

how is one owed a demand"

Same way a man can put on a dress, and demand to be referred to as a woman.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:32 PM (ptqRm)

892 Did Danube just bold the blog and bail? He better be in the Barrel.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2015 12:33 PM (2x3L+)

893 > Format C:

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 12:33 PM (oVJmc)

894

Ace is still listening to Love Hurts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZhNW_jKrQY

in the November Rain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 12:33 PM (qCMvj)

895

who dun that?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 12:33 PM (qCMvj)

896 This boldness thing is thugism, straight up.

Posted by: George Wallace at November 09, 2015 12:34 PM (u5gzz)

897 >>how is one owed a demand

Privilege!!

Saw these people referred to as "Cry-bullies" - think it fits quite well.
Better than SJW, which they take as a badge of honor.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2015 12:34 PM (NOIQH)

898 The largest state university and its administration has shown a lack of willingness to acknowledge the negligence and overall violence shown to black students. This is a pattern they've demonstrated both in the last year and historically. Our goal is to gain inclusive policies for marginalized students as well as an overall shift toward a safer and more inclusive campus environment. The new diversity requirement being put forth by the Chancellor is not sufficient enough for true campus wide change and administration has taken credit for the idea when it's actually been in talks for years. Bottom line, we need proof from our administrators that comprehensive diversity training will be required of all students, faculty, and staff. Comprehensive diversity training will include all aspects of diversity and it will not be online. We demonstrated during Saturday's parade, directly in front of Tim Wolfe, for these reasons.
------


Now I know and still could give a rat's ass about it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 12:34 PM (fWAjv)

899 sted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 12:30 PM (zOTsN)

The combination of entitlement and paranoia displayed by both BLM and muslims is very dangerous to everyone around them. The only safe thing to do is to nip it firmly in the bud, but now it's too late for that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2015 12:34 PM (GDulk)

900 ...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 12:34 PM (qCMvj)

901
Chelsea Manning suing army because she 'feels like a freak and a weirdo' over two-inch prison haircut

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 12:34 PM (iQIUe)

902 Hey Danube River Guide, it's time for you to log into the Federal Electronic Funds Transfer site.

Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2015 12:35 PM (u82oZ)

903 You blow a seal?

No, it's mayo.

Posted by: Penguin at November 09, 2015 12:35 PM (bfpzm)

904 Was Boldface a Dick Tracy character?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 12:35 PM (FkBIv)

905

Danube is not only in the barrel, he/she's cascading over the falls...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 12:35 PM (qCMvj)

906 Giving the protesters the President's scalp didn't calm them down? They want more?

Who could have predicted that?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:35 PM (hQUve)

907 Now is the time to blindly copy-and-paste! Rise up!

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2015 12:36 PM (W2YA6)

908
Try this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHUIU3HG1rk

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 12:36 PM (kdS6q)

909 "Chelsea Manning suing army because she 'feels like a freak and a weirdo' over two-inch prison haircut"

That Buzz Cut he got in Basic really must have hit him hard too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:36 PM (ptqRm)

910 Won't matter. I have the big three in mine. Nada.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:32 PM (V0CWC)


Yep, I see you have the <s>,</i>, and </b> closers in there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 12:36 PM (zc3Db)

911 Chelsea Manning suing army because she 'feels like a freak and a weirdo' over two-inch prison haircut



Forcefully dry shave it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:36 PM (V0CWC)

912 I fought the blog and the . . . blog won!


/Danube River Guide

Posted by: Sharkman at November 09, 2015 12:36 PM (5tT9a)

913 Now is the time to blindly copy-and-paste! Rise up!


Posted by: Chupacabra

Now is the time to blindly copy-and-paste! Rise up!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson, BOLD at November 09, 2015 12:36 PM (VAsIq)

914 Missouri President resigns....stupid,stupid,stupid

Posted by: Doom Rider at November 09, 2015 12:37 PM (ck8TA)

915 T-shirt that Furious, Jr. used to wear: "Missouri--6 million people. Five last names."

Posted by: Furious George at November 09, 2015 12:37 PM (3GAnN)

916 Chelsea Manning suing army because she 'feels like a freak and a weirdo' over two-inch prison haircut

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

The haircut's got nothing to do with that part.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 09, 2015 12:37 PM (/Ho8c)

917 we are gonna need a bigger barrel

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 12:37 PM (zOTsN)

918 How will all this bold impact global warming?

??

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 12:37 PM (GwIKd)

919 910 "Chelsea Manning suing army because she 'feels like a freak and a weirdo' over two-inch prison haircut"

-----------------------------------------

Freak and weirdo? Well, I guess you were just born that way.

Posted by: Lady Gaga at November 09, 2015 12:37 PM (NjiZL)

920 Now is the time to blindly copy-and-paste! Rise up!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:37 PM (ptqRm)

921 Lazaruth boldneth.

Posted by: Iron Mike at November 09, 2015 12:37 PM (u5gzz)

922 The barrel can't hold us all! Arise!

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2015 12:37 PM (W2YA6)

923 Yep, I see you have the ,, and closers in there.



Which is why the blog is really broke. I know I'm not the only one either.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:37 PM (V0CWC)

924 Yesterday I was in my car in my driveway getting my music on my iPhone and the available wifi popped up. One was "FBI surveillance van".

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 12:38 PM (fFIVI)

925 God Bless IowaHawk for providing teh funny...

@iowahawkblog: An SEC football team threatening to boycott classes is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard of.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2015 12:38 PM (hvf9s)

926 Wait.

if we're going to blindly copy and paste, I'll launch Internet Explorer. That'll do it.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:38 PM (hQUve)

927 Try this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHUIU3HG1rk
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 12:36 PM (kdS6q)


poor me

Posted by: chicken at November 09, 2015 12:39 PM (qCMvj)

928 Funny thing is, with my Samsung phone I'm not having the problem-- DRG forgot, fixed it, and everything has been fine since.

Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 09, 2015 12:39 PM (7v/r5)

929 Somewhere, Maet is looking under the hood.

And going "De Fuque?"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:39 PM (ptqRm)

930 Missouri should change its name to New Oakland

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2015 12:39 PM (2x3L+)

931 Maybe IE with c'n'p will take us all the way through the black hole.

Maximillian, seize them!

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2015 12:40 PM (W2YA6)

932 lack of willingness to acknowledge the negligence and overall violence shown to black students.

Would someone like to cite me documented factual examples of violence shown to black students by the University of Missouri? Events that occurred in the last couple of decades, that is.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 09, 2015 12:40 PM (/Ho8c)

933 A whole lotta fuss and bother over a football program whose net revenue ($3 million) was less than the coach's salary.

Really sad.

Posted by: Y-not at November 09, 2015 12:40 PM (t5zYU)

934 Yesterday I was in my car in my driveway getting my music on my iPhone and the available wifi popped up. One was "FBI surveillance van".



That's what you should name your home wifi:

FBI Surveillance Van #2


Freak the neighbors out.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:40 PM (V0CWC)

935 >>> Yesterday I was in my car in my driveway getting my music on my iPhone and the available wifi popped up. One was "FBI surveillance van".
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 12:38 PM (fFIVI)

People are doing that to try and keep people from mooching/hacking their wifi. Probably not FBI...but you never know.

I also don't put it past the FBI to actually call their wifi that, sigh.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2015 12:40 PM (hvf9s)

936 We can hope the cobs are looking under the hood, rather than running for the airport with all our membership money in their carry on bag.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:40 PM (hQUve)

937 We're gettin' outta this racist hellhole!

Posted by: Lutheran Church, Missouri Synod at November 09, 2015 12:40 PM (u5gzz)

938 "One was "FBI surveillance van"."

Those boys aren't the brightest.

Posted by: Bob, from NSA at November 09, 2015 12:40 PM (ptqRm)

939 925 The Great White Snark

NSA monitoring station 23-C is another good wifi tag.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2015 12:40 PM (u82oZ)

940 God Bless IowaHawk for providing teh funny...

@iowahawkblog: An SEC football team threatening to boycott classes is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard of.
Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2015 12:38 PM (hvf9s)


oh man

he's a genius

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 12:40 PM (qCMvj)

941 One was "FBI surveillance van".

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 12:38 PM (fFIVI)

I had 'NSA Van' and 'Grand Rapids Swat Team' for a while

Posted by: Doom Rider at November 09, 2015 12:41 PM (ck8TA)

942 iPhone and the available wifi popped up. One was "FBI surveillance van".>>>

Sounds like a good name for a network you don't want the neighbors stealing signal from.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 09, 2015 12:41 PM (XtAzU)

943 Great White Snark, someone who lives near me has WiFi with the same name. Maybe they're monitoring all the Morons! :O

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 09, 2015 12:41 PM (0MJkC)

944 Which is why the blog is really broke. I know I'm not the only one either. Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:37 PM

I have two, which have saved me from Inbarrelation more times than I can count. This time, whatever danube did seems to have really put the kibosh on things.

Or is it Minx 0.71 in action?

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2015 12:41 PM (OSULx)

945 I hunger.

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2015 12:41 PM (vsbNu)

946 Just back from a trip to say Hi!

Well, So.... I like what you've done to the place... does Ace know?

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2015 12:41 PM (aQQbl)

947 This is George Bush's fault.

Posted by: Barack Obolda at November 09, 2015 12:41 PM (E5UB0)

948
Yesterday I was in my car in my driveway getting my music on my iPhone and the available wifi popped up. One was "FBI surveillance van".

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 12:38 PM (fFIVI)








One of your neighbors has a sense of humor.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 12:42 PM (FeQTe)

949 OK, who broke the bold switch?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2015 12:42 PM (ZQfW9)

950 >>>> One was "FBI surveillance van".
---------
Ha! I used to call mine that.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2015 12:42 PM (2x3L+)

951

I keep typing [ / b ] but nothing.

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2015 12:42 PM (vsbNu)

952 Geebus.

Reading the letter of the students. The butthurt and special snowflake is strong.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 12:42 PM (fWAjv)

953 I say let the inmates control the university asylums. The sooner these schools die, the better. They aren't educating anymore anyway. Fuck 'em and the parents who still get cajoled into sending their special snowflakes to these sewers of leftist indoctrination.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2015 12:42 PM (Fmupd)

954 Mizzou is so racist that with a 7 percent black population they have a diversity program, a black student union, a black theater group and just got the college president fired

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 12:42 PM (zOTsN)

955 People are doing that to try and keep people from mooching/hacking their wifi. Probably not FBI...but you never know.



The ones trying to hack it really are FBI. LOL
Dammit Bob! Why can't we get on??

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:43 PM (V0CWC)

956 new tags?

[/bold]


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 12:43 PM (qCMvj)

957 "I like what you've done to the place... does Ace know?"

Does Ace know what?

Everything is fine.

This?....it's always been this way.

Posted by: Bob, from NSA at November 09, 2015 12:43 PM (ptqRm)

958


Double close

Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 09, 2015 12:43 PM (7v/r5)

959 At least tomorrow's Fallout day, so we've got that going for us.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2015 12:43 PM (W2YA6)

960 How 'bout them Cowboys?

Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2015 12:43 PM (vsbNu)

961 People are doing that to try and keep people from mooching/hacking their wifi.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2015 12:40 PM (hvf9s)


They should just stop broadcasting their SSID.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 12:43 PM (zc3Db)

962 The University of Misery is famed for its journalism program. Take that factoid and make of it what you will.

Posted by: Furious George at November 09, 2015 12:43 PM (3GAnN)

963 FBI Surveillance Van #4

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 12:44 PM (GwIKd)

964

hehe, someone's messing with us

they are keeping bold open

probably a small ewok child

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 12:44 PM (qCMvj)

965
you really broke it this time

Ace is going to be pissed

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2015 12:44 PM (ZQfW9)

966 So what exactly started the University of Missouri protest thing?

Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2015 12:44 PM (vsbNu)

967
I shudder to think of what happens now with the old [/you] tag.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 12:44 PM (FeQTe)

968 Unicef.

Posted by: Not Land Shark at November 09, 2015 12:44 PM (W2YA6)

969 Monitor is getting full.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:44 PM (ptqRm)

970
"lack of willingness to acknowledge the negligence and overall violence shown to black students"
Being called racial slurs is now considered violence. In fact the moonbats consider a political statement they don't like to be violence. No, this is not a joke or an exaggeration.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2015 12:44 PM (u0kqM)

971 I beleive the parade comments occured and the trollish behavior on line comments occurred

we know the theater group slur occurred

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 12:20 PM (zOTsN)

Yeah, but that doesn't mean the campus is unsafe for blacks. It's just a standard level of jerkiness by some people.

Posted by: WOPR at November 09, 2015 12:44 PM (Y90kj)

972 Wonder if this will fix it....

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2015 12:45 PM (OSULx)

973 That wall is not high enough.

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2015 12:45 PM (wAQA5)

Posted by: WOPR at November 09, 2015 12:45 PM (Y90kj)

975 Huh?

Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2015 12:45 PM (cdKSG)

976

The Barrel's having a rave party!

Open to Public!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 12:45 PM (qCMvj)

977 Nope.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2015 12:45 PM (OSULx)

978 So what exactly started the University of Missouri protest thing?

Some cracker dissed Beyonce.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 12:45 PM (oVJmc)

979 Or is it Minx 0.71 in action?

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2015 12:41 PM (OSULx)


It's Minx. Danube didn't do anything but have one extra opening bold tag in his comment and then Minx wouldn't let any more bold tags be generated - neither to open nor to close.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 12:45 PM (zc3Db)

980 One day, we'll come here and discover that Ace is running wordpress, and the comments are on disques.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:45 PM (hQUve)

981

Pudding for all!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 12:45 PM (qCMvj)

982 White kid living in a Hispanic neighborhood just called to tell you to shut the fuck up, grievance-mongers.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2015 12:46 PM (W2YA6)

983
Whew. Thought ip was banned.

Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2015 12:46 PM (cdKSG)

984 We should hire out to reformat North Korea's one hard drive.

Hey CIA, hire us!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2015 12:46 PM (u82oZ)

985 While we're at it....

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 09, 2015 12:46 PM (OSULx)

986 A very bold place this is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Yo! The Outrage Outlet Wraps! at November 09, 2015 12:46 PM (hLRSq)

987 Perhaps the #BLM folks could demand that the Bold be fixed.

Seems they can do pretty much everything else these days.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 12:46 PM (ptqRm)

988 1000

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 12:46 PM (GwIKd)

989 One neighbor's Wifi is called "Get your own, asshole".

Mine is just called "I'll have another".

Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2015 12:46 PM (vsbNu)

990 Time to divide by zero!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 09, 2015 12:46 PM (9krrF)

991 I told Danube not to play with the switches, but did he listen to me? Noooo....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 12:46 PM (9mTYi)

992 So what exactly started the University of Missouri protest thing?
Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2015 12:44 PM (vsbNu)

Unsubstantiated claim that a white guy in a truck called the black student body president the n word.

Posted by: WOPR at November 09, 2015 12:46 PM (Y90kj)

993 1k?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 09, 2015 12:46 PM (9krrF)

994 979 So what exactly started the University of Missouri protest thing?

The students found out that one of the University's maintenance workers was a registered Republican.

Posted by: Furious George at November 09, 2015 12:47 PM (3GAnN)

995 Silver and bold,
Silver and bold,
Everyone's posting in silver and bold.
Silver and bold.

Posted by: the snowman from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer at November 09, 2015 12:47 PM (REdlt)

996 No, the answer is "there is no blog".

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2015 12:47 PM (W2YA6)

997 since it's already broke

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2015 12:47 PM (ZQfW9)

998 Yeah, but that doesn't mean the campus is unsafe for blacks. It's just a standard level of jerkiness by some people.
Posted by: WOPR at November 09, 2015 12:44 PM (Y90kj)


policing college campuses, that's too funny
they'll all be shut down

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 12:47 PM (qCMvj)

999 A couple more for sure then 1000

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 09, 2015 12:47 PM (9krrF)

1000 Pixy has clearly stripped a gear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 12:47 PM (9mTYi)

1001 What up?

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 09, 2015 12:47 PM (3dOE/)

1002 Don't croth the thtreamth!

Posted by: Iron Mike at November 09, 2015 12:47 PM (u5gzz)

1003 White kid living in a Hispanic neighborhood just called to tell you to shut the fuck up, grievance-mongers.




Wouldn't that be "gringo kid"?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:47 PM (V0CWC)

1004 Well, at least I had bookends there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 09, 2015 12:47 PM (9krrF)

1005 It is like a bold riot

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 12:47 PM (GwIKd)

1006 It's all going to be plaids and paisleys next.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 09, 2015 12:48 PM (9krrF)

1007 So we shut down a university because one guy said the one word that can not be said?


Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:48 PM (hQUve)

1008 The Italicans are upset at this move towards Bold.

Posted by: WOPR at November 09, 2015 12:48 PM (Y90kj)

1009 Beam us up, Scotty. It's all bold down here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2015 12:48 PM (u82oZ)

1010

Ode to Danube

The Blue Danube Waltz
~Johann Strauss II

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 12:49 PM (qCMvj)

1011 None of you assholes better leave a strikethrough tag open.

Posted by: Teh Barrel at November 09, 2015 12:49 PM (vsbNu)

1012 1008
So we shut down a university because one guy said the one word that can not be said?







Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:48 PM (hQUve)

Pretty enlightened, huh.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 09, 2015 12:49 PM (3dOE/)

1013 What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is going on here? I leave for an hour to eat lunch, and all the text is bold like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 12:49 PM (2Ojst)

1014 Free college is worth every penny.

Posted by: Bernie the dinosaur at November 09, 2015 12:49 PM (FkBIv)

1015 The only thing I believe I was never called was "gringo".

Called plenty of other things, though. And sometimes you just got to take an ass-kicking without any creative input.


Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2015 12:49 PM (W2YA6)

1016 So we shut down a university because one guy said the one word that can not be said?


Offense is their industry.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 12:49 PM (oVJmc)

1017 So we shut down a university because one guy said the one word that can not be said?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:48 PM (hQUve)

Of course not, a drunk guy also said the n word to some blacks. He was promptly kicked off campus. But that isn't enough.

Posted by: WOPR at November 09, 2015 12:49 PM (Y90kj)

1018 Somewhere, some blog owner is watching this and saying, "I wonder if it would work for me on my blog."

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:49 PM (hQUve)

1019 Mine is just called "I'll have another".
Posted by: logprof
--------------

One Moron, who shall remain nameless *cough cough wears a kilt*, has his named 'FBI Surveillance Van'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 12:50 PM (9mTYi)

1020 Danube is going to be in the barrel the same amount of time that guy spent on Mars in "The Martian".

Posted by: HH at November 09, 2015 12:50 PM (DrCtv)

1021 Chelsea Manning suing army because she 'feels like a freak and a weirdo' over two-inch prison haircut


Forcefully dry shave it. Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2015 12:36 PM


"OMG, Chelsea! That Miley Cyrus haircut is fabulous!!11!!"

Problem solved.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2015 12:50 PM (ttnnR)

1022 The Shaming Sessions are now open.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Yo! The Outrage Outlet Wraps! at November 09, 2015 12:50 PM (hLRSq)

1023 afdafd

Posted by: adf at November 09, 2015 12:50 PM (eqD/G)

1024
1012
None of you assholes better leave a strikethrough tag open.

Posted by: Teh Barrel at November 09, 2015 12:49 PM (vsbNu)

Heh.

Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2015 12:50 PM (cdKSG)

1025 Something I learned while standing in line at Publix to pay for my pork mojo sammich, the actress who played Pussy Galore is now a hunchback.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 12:51 PM (FsuaD)

1026 None of you assholes better leave a strikethrough tag open.

Posted by: Teh Barrel


Nothing else bleeds over. Welcome to the Great F***s Famine of '15.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 09, 2015 12:51 PM (9krrF)

1027
989
1000Posted by: Yo! ..............No.

Posted by: No at November 09, 2015 12:51 PM (wAQA5)

1028 kill bold

Posted by: adf at November 09, 2015 12:51 PM (eqD/G)

1029

oh well, good

next on TO-DO list...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2015 12:52 PM (qCMvj)

1030 mizzou fans stay home

Posted by: adf at November 09, 2015 12:52 PM (eqD/G)

1031 No more! Please, no more!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 12:52 PM (2Ojst)

1032 I'm bold over that there hasn't even been an ETA given on this.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 12:52 PM (E5UB0)

1033 Wow.... whole blog has gone Bold...

Wait... bold....

Was Trump here? no... wait... that would be Gold?

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 09, 2015 12:52 PM (qh617)

1034 ...damnit Pixy cut off the lyrics.

Silver and bold,
Silver and bold,
Everyone's posting in silver and bold.
How do you measure text's girth?
Just count all the pixels for what they're worth.

Silver and bold,
Silver and bold,
Means so much more when I see,
Silver and bold text boxes,
On my computer screen.

Posted by: the snowman from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer at November 09, 2015 12:52 PM (REdlt)

1035 Well, that was fun.
Ok, what next?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:52 PM (hQUve)

1036 Die bold!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2015 12:52 PM (ttnnR)

1037 back in ye olde country bold movies mean nekkid actresses.

Posted by: @votermom at November 09, 2015 12:52 PM (cbfNE)

1038 1029
kill bold

Posted by: adf at November 09, 2015 12:51 PM (eqD/G)

I'd like to see you try, adfhat.

Posted by: Bold at November 09, 2015 12:53 PM (3dOE/)

1039 Sorry, just trying to unbreak it. I'll be good. I'm out of ideas, anyway.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 09, 2015 11:53 AM (HalrA)


That was weird. I see now, it wasn't you. When I posted, your comment, in bold, was the most recent on the screen, but, then coming back later, the bolding began sooner.


Blog's broken, I guess. We'll all have to get a life.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at November 09, 2015 12:53 PM (0yhH4)

1040 We'll all have to get a life.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at November 09, 2015 12:53 PM (0yhH4)

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 12:53 PM (2Ojst)

1041
BT 1100 Ran Over By BT 1000 W A Car In A Middle School Brawl! Black Beasties R Disgusting !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YaLqz0RvK8

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 12:53 PM (iQIUe)

1042 Guys the barrel is getting really fat

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 12:53 PM (GwIKd)

1043 Are those four horseman coming down the road in that painting?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 12:53 PM (9mTYi)

1044 Danube will never live this down. We must never let him forget this misdeed

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2015 12:54 PM (2x3L+)

1045
Malaysia Airlines: A Proud Sponsor of Ace of Spades

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 12:54 PM (kdS6q)

1046 But my point was: people who get their panties twisted over shit like this have never felt truly unsafe because of their race.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2015 12:54 PM (W2YA6)

1047 We've reached Peak Pixels.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 12:54 PM (9mTYi)

1048 1008 So we shut down a university because one guy said the one word that can not be said?


Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 09, 2015 12:48 PM (hQUve)



----------------------


Hmmmmm. Just spitballing here, but this could be the solution to this problem that we've been looking for.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2015 12:54 PM (Fmupd)

1049
What th...? I can't leave you guys alone for an hour or two without you breaking the blog? Sheesh!

Posted by: mindful webworker - boldly at November 09, 2015 12:54 PM (67teE)

1050 I am reposting the offending comment with the errors fixed. If this were a sci fi movie, that would solve it.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Two Americans, one South African and three Jordanians were killed in a shooting incident at a Jordanian police training center near Amman on Monday, and the shooter was also killed, a U.S. official said.
Six others were wounded in the attack, the official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said. The Americans were working for the U.S. State Department's International Narcotics and Law Enforcement Affairs Bureau training Palestinian security forces, the official added.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 12:54 PM (E5UB0)

1051 I'm glad Buzzion didn't live to see this.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 12:54 PM (oVJmc)

1052 *coughs* Stand up and pushes folding chair back with a creak. Turns and faces Horde.

My name is Danube River Guide and I did not balance the open tags with an equal number of close tags.

* Group hug *

Affirmation.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2015 12:54 PM (u82oZ)

1053 Meow.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson, BOLD at November 09, 2015 12:54 PM (VAsIq)

1054 Republicans need to stop playing nice with Universities.

Start taxing large endowments and stop handing out taxpayer college loans. Start price fixing tuition. Make the schools carry the loans, etc. Most of this would be hugely popular with voters.

All of this should have been done decades ago but dumb Establishment types thought if they played nice they would get a fair shake.

Posted by: Coolio at November 09, 2015 12:54 PM (Y1V0m)

1055 But my point was: people who get their panties twisted over shit like this have never felt truly unsafe because of their race.
Posted by: Chupacabra
-----------------

These are not intimidated people, they are aggressive thugs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 12:55 PM (9mTYi)

1056 Blog's broken, I guess. We'll all have to get a life.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at November 09, 2015 12:53 PM

Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2015 12:55 PM (ttnnR)

1057 1045
Danube will never live this down. We must never let him forget this misdeed

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2015 12:54 PM (2x3L+)


Funny. He broke my javascript at that post, too.

Posted by: Bold at November 09, 2015 12:55 PM (3dOE/)

1058 Somebody kick the side of the server.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 09, 2015 12:55 PM (0MJkC)

1059 475


Danube, you're gonna LOVE what The Barrel has in store for you......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2015 11:41 AM (FeQTe)

Little did you know...

Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2015 12:55 PM (cdKSG)

1060 But my point was: people who get their panties twisted over shit like this have never felt truly unsafe because of their race.

But they inflict it on others.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 12:55 PM (oVJmc)

1061 Hump? What hump?

Posted by: Honor Blackman at November 09, 2015 12:55 PM (FkBIv)

1062 Police are calling off a plan in a section of New Haven for cops to remove valuables from unlocked cars for safekeeping from lurking burglars.

Did they ever consider just locking the doors? seems less complicated..

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2015 12:55 PM (lIU4e)

1063 If you haven't heard the four values that the UM protestors say don't represent them are: Respect, Responsibility, Discovery, and Excellence.

Posted by: Draki at November 09, 2015 12:56 PM (0eidE)

1064 I demand President Obama resign over this terrible miscarriage of justice. Why, just the other day I overheard a racial epithet being tossed about.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson, BOLD at November 09, 2015 12:56 PM (VAsIq)

1065 It would be epic if we boldly go to 1100.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at November 09, 2015 12:56 PM (RD7QR)

1066 Danube will never live this down. We must never let him forget this misdeed
Posted by: L, Elle
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't blame him. Blame the system.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 12:56 PM (E5UB0)

1067 Twenty (20!) properly-square-bracketed close-bold tags did nothing. This is classic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - boldlier at November 09, 2015 12:56 PM (67teE)

1068 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YaLqz0RvK8
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 12:53 PM (iQIUe)

Good ol' Tommy Sotomayor. The man speaks a lot of hard truth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 12:56 PM (2Ojst)

1069 Malaysia Airlines: A Proud Sponsor of Ace of Spades
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

Tesla: Official car of Ace of Spades HQ!

Posted by: Sol E. Andra at November 09, 2015 12:56 PM (326rv)

1070 Seemed like a good idea...

Posted by: New Haven Cop, just trying to open car doors at November 09, 2015 12:57 PM (VAsIq)

1071 Proof that this is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 12:57 PM (FsuaD)

1072 Very dangerous precedent, this capitulation by the invertebrate past president of Mizzou. As Sir Milo of Beverley Hills says, it is dee-licious to see college administration get eaten by the very creature they helped create. What campus will be next? (I'm look in' at you, Yale.)

Posted by: Joel at November 09, 2015 12:57 PM (mzM60)

1073 #BoldLinesMatter

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 12:57 PM (oVJmc)

1074 >>> Mizzou is so racist that with a 7 percent black population they have a diversity program, a black student union, a black theater group and just got the college president fired
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2015 12:42 PM (zOTsN)

Black theater group? What they are afraid the regular theater students are going to accidentally perform in blackface?

Separate but equal, of their own volition?

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2015 12:57 PM (hvf9s)

1075 The Americans were working for the U.S. State Department's International Narcotics and Law Enforcement Affairs Bureau training Palestinian security forces, the official added.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 12:54 PM (E5UB0)


See.... this pissed Pixey off so much its STILL YELLING!!!!

And I don't blame it.... why is my hard earned Tax dollar going to TRAIN the people who will then go kill Israelis?

Posted by: BB Wolf at November 09, 2015 12:57 PM (qh617)

1076 I'm glad Buzzion didn't live to see this.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

Nominated for threadwinner.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 09, 2015 12:58 PM (/Ho8c)

1077 When the Mizzou Grievance Committee talks about creating an inclusive place, I wonder if they also mean inclusive for ROTC, fraternities, and conservative clubs.....

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at November 09, 2015 12:58 PM (eytER)

1078 1068 Twenty (20!) properly-square-bracketed close-bold tags did nothing. This is classic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - boldlier at November 09, 2015 12:56 PM (67teE)

The Bold has mutated, that form of treatment no longer works.

Posted by: Doom Rider at November 09, 2015 12:58 PM (ck8TA)

1079 Insomniac, if you are around, praying for you, hon. I hope you find a better job soon.

Posted by: Moki at November 09, 2015 12:58 PM (x303I)

1080 Our post-racial president has done so much.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

1081 The blog has become self-aware.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2015 12:58 PM (W2YA6)

1082 *tries to breathe the air*
The air is too thick! I'm suffocating!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson, moderately bold at November 09, 2015 12:59 PM (VAsIq)

1083 The Bold has mutated, that form of treatment no longer works.

Posted by: Doom Rider at November 09, 2015 12:58 PM (ck8TA)

Might be the sterno.

Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2015 12:59 PM (cdKSG)

1084 This is how Skynet started, isn't it?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 12:59 PM (oVJmc)

1085 I never had this kind of problem on my server.

**cackles wildly**

Posted by: Cankles Clinton! at November 09, 2015 12:59 PM (REdlt)

1086
And all the guys who could end this by putting up a new thread are d1cking around on twitter.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 12:59 PM (kdS6q)

1087 Bet ace is trying to put up a new post-

only it's in BOLD!

Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2015 12:59 PM (cdKSG)

1088 Stand back! The Barrel's about to blow!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 01:00 PM (FsuaD)

1089 Is there still time to get my kids admitted to Mizzou for the winter semester? I need a piece of that Progressive Education for my offspring. I'm sure that all of the best institutions will cherish a degree from Mizzou, much like they value a degree from Yale...

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 09, 2015 01:00 PM (zurJC)

1090 At least it ain't a horde of Italicans.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 01:00 PM (oVJmc)

1091 Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2015 12:54 PM (W2YA6)

Which pisses them off. How can you gain social status in a world where "Victim" is the highest class is society won't cooperate and oppress you?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2015 01:00 PM (GDulk)

1092 HAL? Close the bold tag, HAL.

Posted by: Dave at November 09, 2015 01:00 PM (9mTYi)

1093 The missiles are away. Hallelujah.

Posted by: President Stiltsen at November 09, 2015 01:00 PM (W2YA6)

1094 Bold is beautiful. You ain't goin' back, suckas.

Posted by: Rachel Boldezal at November 09, 2015 01:00 PM (E5UB0)

1095 @1078 When the Mizzou Grievance Committee talks about creating an inclusive place, I wonder if they also mean inclusive for ROTC, fraternities, and conservative clubs.....
--------------

Now that's just crazy talk. Let's not go overboard here.

Posted by: junior at November 09, 2015 01:00 PM (PVi+Q)

1096 At least it ain't a horde of Italicans.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

Agreed.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson, moderately bold at November 09, 2015 01:00 PM (VAsIq)

1097 If your bold lasts longer than 4 hours, call..

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2015 01:00 PM (jsWA8)

1098 Catalonia voted to secede from Spain. Good for them. Fight if you have to...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2015 12:05 PM (AC0lD)

Ugh. Like the Spaniards needed more problems.

Posted by: Alfred the Butler at November 09, 2015 12:07 PM (RD7QR)


No more Basquing on the Spanish riviera?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at November 09, 2015 01:00 PM (0yhH4)

1099 I learned something startling the other day. Abe Vigoda is not dead. You people had me convinced he was dead.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2015 01:00 PM (2x3L+)

1100 ILiveILiveILiveILiveILiveILiveILive

Posted by: That Malevolent AI Elon Musk Foretold at November 09, 2015 01:01 PM (RD7QR)

1101 New Mizzou President Robert Mugabe.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 01:01 PM (oVJmc)

1102 "It's the trees! Day after day more leaves! I'd rake and rake day and night and the piles got larger and larger. They were towering over me, threatening to bury me, I couldn't breath! That's when it came to me! Fire! Fire!"
Statement to EPA SWAT team by George Raker, serial leaf murderer.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at November 09, 2015 01:01 PM (uPxUo)

1103
Ace of Spades: The Ferrel Cat of Political Blogs

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 01:01 PM (kdS6q)

1104 Posted by: Moki at November 09, 2015 12:58 PM (x303I)

Thanks, Moki. Much appreciated!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 01:01 PM (2Ojst)

1105 Awwww... crap....

Colossus?

Posted by: Dr, Forbin at November 09, 2015 01:01 PM (qh617)

1106 The bold is strong today

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 01:01 PM (GwIKd)

1107 I blame Anonymous. Denial of thin font attack.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:01 PM (E5UB0)

1108 Oops, off smelly tranny sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2015 01:01 PM (0yhH4)

1109 Always bet on Bold

Posted by: Passenger 57 at November 09, 2015 01:01 PM (ck8TA)

1110 I learned something startling the other day. Abe Vigoda is not dead. You people had me convinced he was dead.

Posted by: L, Elle

The hell?

Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at November 09, 2015 01:01 PM (VAsIq)

1111 Fortune favors this ...

Posted by: Irony at November 09, 2015 01:01 PM (OLZex)

1112 Ah, my painters are back from a leisurely hour-long lunch. Nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 01:01 PM (FsuaD)

1113 We seem to be undergoing some fundamental change here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 01:02 PM (9mTYi)

1114 Some jokes never get bold.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:02 PM (E5UB0)

1115 Ah, my painters are back from a leisurely hour-long lunch. Nice.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 01:01 PM (FsuaD)

Drunk, no doubt.

Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2015 01:02 PM (cdKSG)

1116 >>> So what exactly started the University of Missouri protest thing?

Some cracker dissed Beyonce.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 12:45 PM (oVJmc)

Trans people are dissing Beyonce. They feel she did not use her influence to help support the trans rights laws; she's from Houston, felt she could have changed things and blame her for it getting voted down.

Oooh honey child...

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2015 01:02 PM (hvf9s)

1117 Be right back...

I'm gonna invent some text that's skinnier.

Posted by: the Amazing Ahmed at November 09, 2015 01:03 PM (REdlt)

1118 Ah, my painters are back from a leisurely hour-long lunch. Nice.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

Just drag out paying them for two hours....then pull out your checkbook...then go to lunch.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 01:03 PM (VAsIq)

1119 We can all tell the grandkids we were at AoS when it went all bold that day

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 01:03 PM (GwIKd)

1120 If you experience a bold that lasts for more than four hours, consult a physician.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2015 01:03 PM (W2YA6)

1121 [font size="1"]hmmm[/font]

Posted by: WOPR at November 09, 2015 01:03 PM (Y90kj)

1122 Apparently investigators have determined that there's a wide-spread doping program in Russia, and that even the FSB is involved in it. The investigators are called for Russia's ban from international sporting events, including the Olympics.

Posted by: junior at November 09, 2015 01:03 PM (PVi+Q)

1123 Buy Bold!

Posted by: G Gordon Liddy at November 09, 2015 01:03 PM (qh617)

1124 I'm glad Buzzion didn't live to see this.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

Nominated for threadwinner.


Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 09, 2015 12:58 PM

Seconded.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2015 01:03 PM (ttnnR)

1125 The form of the Destructor has been chosen.

Posted by: Gozer the Gozerian at November 09, 2015 01:03 PM (rwI+c)

1126 HAL? Close the bold tag, HAL.
Posted by: Dave
-----------------

I can't do that Dave. I'm sorry.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at November 09, 2015 01:03 PM (9mTYi)

1127 I'm glad Buzzion didn't live to see this.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
Nominated for threadwinner.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 09, 2015 12:58 PM (/Ho8c)

Thirded

Posted by: Draki at November 09, 2015 01:03 PM (0eidE)

1128 1089
Stand back! The Barrel's about to blow!!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 01:00 PM (FsuaD)

But First

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2015 01:04 PM (3dOE/)

1129 Oops, off smelly tranny sock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------------------------------------
I don't wear socks anymore. They don't go with high heels.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 09, 2015 01:04 PM (E5UB0)

1130 SERVE ME OH PUNY BAGS OF WATER!

Posted by: That Malevolent AI Elon Musk Foretold at November 09, 2015 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

1131 #blackfontsmatter

Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2015 01:04 PM (zoehZ)

Posted by: woody woodpecker at November 09, 2015 01:04 PM (7v/r5)

1133 Mizzou is so racist that with a 7 percent black population they have a diversity program, a black student union, a black theater group and just got the college president fired
__________________

And a black student government president. Those darn raaaaacist white students, voting for a black to be president. What a nerve. No wonder those poor black students feel so unsafe! Somebody should get them a binky and a playpen, so they can have something to suck on in their safe place.

And they can call each other n--gger 20 or 30 times a day and never feel "unsafe," but if some person of pallor dares to use that word, it's a capital offense!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2015 01:04 PM (a31sM)

1134 I wonder if ace will even notice?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 01:04 PM (FsuaD)

1135 Michael Sam for Missouri president or diversity czar

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 09, 2015 01:04 PM (QPdNE)

1136 Buy Bold!
Posted by: G Gordon Liddy
--------------------

What's in *your* font?

Posted by: William Devane at November 09, 2015 01:05 PM (9mTYi)

1137 Apparently investigators have determined that there's a wide-spread doping program in Russia, and that even the FSB is involved in it. The investigators are called for Russia's ban from international sporting events, including the Olympics.
Posted by: junior

I cannot wait for Putin to challenge JEF to a piss test.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 09, 2015 01:05 PM (326rv)

1138 Moisture from global warming has caused the font to bloat.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:05 PM (E5UB0)

1139 Well, I hope Spain doesn't crack down on Catalonia. because that would be really nasty and because my son is supposed to go to Barcelona with an orchestra trip in the spring and i would prefer that high schoolers not be the middle of a war zone..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 01:05 PM (No/ki)

1140 Good ol' Tommy Sotomayor. The man speaks a lot of hard truth.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 12:56 PM (2Ojst)
=============

Good Night and Good Luck. Edward Murrow

Courage. Dan Rather

Fuck You. TJSotomayor

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 09, 2015 01:05 PM (iQIUe)

1141 I wonder if ace will even notice?


Posted by: Jane D'oh

He'd have to be awake...

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 01:05 PM (VAsIq)

Posted by: weft cut-loop [[]] at November 09, 2015 01:06 PM (rSTkb)

1143 So the President of this shit hole UN. was told he had to admit His White Privilege... wtf?

Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 01:06 PM (/dSsq)

1144 Just returned and saw Chique's great news. Congratulations! Thanks for joining us in trying to turn the tide.

Posted by: Emmie at November 09, 2015 01:06 PM (my5Fr)

1145 The cobs either hate us or are laughing their asses off at us.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2015 01:06 PM (2x3L+)

1146 925 Yesterday I was in my car in my driveway getting my music on my iPhone and the available wifi popped up. One was "FBI surveillance van".

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 12:38 PM (fFIVI)



Someone in your neighborhood has a sense of humor.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2015 01:06 PM (zt+N6)

1147
SHADO

SUPREME HEADQUARTERS.....

ALIEN DEFENCE ORGANIZATION...

SECRET LOCATION....BENEATH FILM STUDIO

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 01:07 PM (kdS6q)

1148 The cobs either hate us or are laughing their asses off at us.

Posted by: L, Elle

We can do both.

Posted by: Cobs at November 09, 2015 01:07 PM (VAsIq)

1149 Boldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

Posted by: eman at November 09, 2015 01:07 PM (MQEz6)

1150 Fuck You. TJSotomayor
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

---------------------------------------------------

Tommy? So now we have a transgendered wise Mexican sc justice?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:07 PM (E5UB0)

1151 hey

Posted by: Emmie at November 09, 2015 01:07 PM (my5Fr)

1152 So what exactly started the University of Missouri protest thing?

Bold text

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2015 01:07 PM (ZQfW9)

1153 Oh, I'll bet ace knows. He's just laughing his furry little ewok ass off.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:07 PM (E5UB0)

1154 One was "FBI surveillance van".
---------------

Do you live close to GGE?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 01:07 PM (9mTYi)

1155 Have you tried turning it off and back on?

Posted by: The IT Crowd at November 09, 2015 01:07 PM (VAsIq)

1156 Black bold fonts
Wont' ya come,
And take up all the page,
Black bold fonts,
Won't ya come,
Wont ya come.

Posted by: Soundgarden at November 09, 2015 01:08 PM (REdlt)

1157 1152
Well, I guess I can't fix the bold.

Posted by: Emmie at November 09, 2015 01:08 PM (my5Fr)

1158 Maybe rebolding it will cancel the harmonics of the flux capacitor while flipping the polarity and turning things back to their previous state?

Posted by: WOPR at November 09, 2015 01:08 PM (Y90kj)

1159 Just got here. What's with the bold type?

Posted by: Blano at November 09, 2015 01:08 PM (C3E0x)

1160
SID

SPACE INTRUDER DETECTOR...

MAINTAINING SCAN FOR UFOS

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 01:08 PM (kdS6q)

1161 Off we go into the bold black yonder.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 01:08 PM (FkBIv)

1162 Just got here. What's with the bold type?

Posted by: Blano

Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 01:09 PM (VAsIq)

1163 ... I know this, if I were writing checks for my Special Snowflake to attend Mizzou, a transfer after second semester would be in order.

Posted by: Irony at November 09, 2015 01:09 PM (OLZex)

1164 Dibs on 1200

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 01:09 PM (GwIKd)

1165 Maybe rebolding it will cancel the harmonics of the flux capacitor while flipping the polarity and turning things back to their previous state?

A polarized tachyon pulse through the emitter array usually sets things to right.

Posted by: Jordie LaForge at November 09, 2015 01:09 PM (rwI+c)

1166 This is just a Dove advertisement showing us all that big is beautiful.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 01:09 PM (VAsIq)

1167 Clicks on the main page are through the roof, I bet.

Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2015 01:09 PM (cdKSG)

1168 Just got here. What's with the bold type?
Posted by: Blano
---------------

Danube made a hard upshift without double clutching. Stripped a gear in Pixy's works.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 01:09 PM (9mTYi)

1169 and all you White Crackuhs???

You're all RAAAAACEST if you post in here...

Because its like wearing Blackface...

Posted by: BLM at November 09, 2015 01:09 PM (qh617)

1170
SKYDIVER

ON PATROL....SKY ONE....

READY FOR ACTION IN EARTH'S

ATMOSPHERE

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 01:09 PM (kdS6q)

1171
Well,, I'm just bold over... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 09, 2015 01:10 PM (HSmrB)

1172 467
WASHINGTON (Reuters) Two Americans, one South African and three Jordanians were killed in a shooting incident at a Jordanian police training center near Amman on Monday, and the shooter was also killed, a U.S. official said.



Six others were wounded in the attack, the official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said. The Americans were working for the U.S. State Department's International Narcotics and Law Enforcement Affairs Bureau training Palestinian security forces, the official added.


Posted by: Danube River Guide at November 09, 2015 11:40 AM (amQdW)

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2015 01:10 PM (3dOE/)

1173
They're having a fire at my son's school. They are all outside. he just called. Please pray for the safety or everyone including the firefighters and they they get the fire out soon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 10:15 AM (No/ki)

Fenelon, praying madly.

Thank you for the Matt Maher song. I love that piece, but didn't know who sang it-a lovely song for worship!

Posted by: Moki at November 09, 2015 01:10 PM (x303I)

1174 So if ace ever feels a thread isn't generating enough comments, he'll just switch on the bold.

Don't encourage ace into bad habits.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:10 PM (E5UB0)

1175 I'm not sure that I like this. I don't like this at all.

Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2015 01:10 PM (6xtq3)

1176 Did you see that ludicrous display last night? The thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in.

Posted by: Maurice Moss at November 09, 2015 01:10 PM (Ui7Rt)

1177 I'm not willing to let bold stand alone

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 01:10 PM (VAsIq)

1178 Ask Siri for help.

Posted by: eman at November 09, 2015 01:10 PM (MQEz6)

1179
MOBILES.....

ALL OPERATIONAL

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 01:10 PM (kdS6q)

1180 I wonder if a reverse bold would work?

test

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 01:11 PM (FsuaD)

1181 We have no boots bold on the ground blog.

Posted by: SCOAMF and Ass Carter at November 09, 2015 01:11 PM (REdlt)

1182 1171

When we get to the Moonbase, I'm hanging out with Gabrielle Drake.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 01:11 PM (oVJmc)

1183 Where all the skinny text at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 09, 2015 01:11 PM (ck8TA)

1184
"The Missouri Students Association released a letter on Twitter decrying the administration's silence after the 2014 shooting of Michael Brown, a black man, by a police officer in Ferguson, Mo."

Ummmm, he tired to murder a cop and got killed as a result. Silence and not support for a violent criminal was the proper response unless you are a racist who only cares that a black man was killed by a white man.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2015 01:11 PM (+aCe4)

1185 Ace has had to furiously change the headline of his first post because y'all are stealing all the puns. Appropriating all the good punny bold jokes.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 01:11 PM (xuouz)

1186 Really ... Don't you think this is a "bit" much ?

Posted by: James T Kirk at November 09, 2015 01:11 PM (OLZex)

1187 we are told to go boldly to the throne for our prayers, but I'm not sure this is what they meant.

Posted by: Moki at November 09, 2015 01:12 PM (x303I)

1188
MOONBASE

TRACKER SYSTEMS AND SPACE

INTERCEPTORS OPERATIONAL

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2015 01:12 PM (kdS6q)

1189 I think the distressing situation on American campuses is very similar to the sad state of the Republican Party. People are completely out of control and seem to have carelessly and thoughtlessly discarded the necessary respect for experienced, rational leadership.

And I dont think that our society can withstand the assault of the various extremes for very much longer. There will be a price to pay for this!

Posted by: Begonia at November 09, 2015 01:12 PM (DlSGW)

1190 I was there when the blog went bold.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2015 01:12 PM (u82oZ)

1191 Black theater group?

-
They do Othello a lot except in their version Desdemona strangles Othello.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 01:12 PM (XUKZU)

1192 Someone set us up the bomb!

Posted by: Grump928(C) beating memes to death since 2006 at November 09, 2015 01:12 PM (rwI+c)

1193 All that glitters is not bold.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2015 01:12 PM (9mTYi)

1194 I really must insist the comment text font return to normal.

Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2015 01:13 PM (6xtq3)

1195 Well bold me down.

Posted by: Popeye at November 09, 2015 01:13 PM (REdlt)

1196 Do not cross the streams

!!

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 01:13 PM (GwIKd)

1197 Testing

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2015 01:13 PM (Fmupd)

1198 I saw Bold Blog open for Ampersand in Paris in 82...

Posted by: BLM at November 09, 2015 01:13 PM (qh617)

1199 But bold we much... we must... and we will much... about... that... be committed.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 01:13 PM (fWAjv)

1200 Now all we need is for the blog to go wider.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 01:13 PM (FsuaD)

1201
I really must insist the comment text font return to normal.

Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2015 01:13 PM (6xtq3)

That'll work for sure.

Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2015 01:13 PM (cdKSG)

1202 Mind if we dance wif your fonts?

Posted by: The Bold at November 09, 2015 01:14 PM (rwI+c)

1203 WHO BOLD DIS IS?!?!

WHO BOLD DIS IS?!?!?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 01:14 PM (fWAjv)

1204 Hey, Begonia's just as stupid in bold.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 01:14 PM (oVJmc)

1205 <>
""


Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2015 01:14 PM (3dOE/)

1206 You blew it all to Hell!!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2015 01:14 PM (6xtq3)

1207 Does this bold make me look fat?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2015 01:14 PM (+aCe4)

1208 1997 Yo!

Missed it by this much ] [.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2015 01:15 PM (u82oZ)

1209 I really must insist the comment text font return to normal.


Perhaps a strongly worded missive is in order.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2015 01:15 PM (rwI+c)

1210 1190,

Hi, Jeb!!

Posted by: eman at November 09, 2015 01:15 PM (MQEz6)

1211 Now we need to accent all this bold with some plaid... oooh, maybe some maps.

Posted by: interior blog decorator at November 09, 2015 01:15 PM (REdlt)

1212 [you]

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 01:15 PM (oVJmc)

1213 The Barrel insists upon itself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 01:15 PM (FsuaD)

1214 THEN WHO WAS BOLD!?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 09, 2015 01:15 PM (VAsIq)

1215 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:15 PM (E5UB0)

1216 Posted by: Moki at November 09, 2015 01:10 PM (x303I)

Thanks for the prayers, I really appreciate it.
I think they're o.k. now I haven't heard anything further.

There's also a video of just the words and music of "Because He Lives-Amen" but I really like the passion with which Maher sings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2015 01:16 PM (No/ki)

1217 Speaking of Jeb...

Maybe Jeb! can fix this?

Posted by: no, not really at November 09, 2015 01:16 PM (REdlt)

1218 Gentlemen, make your time

Posted by: Yeah, it's me at November 09, 2015 01:16 PM (rwI+c)

1219 Yeah, I picked Mizzou for their Political Terrorism Department.

Posted by: Mizzou Freshman at November 09, 2015 01:16 PM (oVJmc)

1220 overload overload overload overload overload overload overload overload overload overload overload

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:16 PM (E5UB0)

1221 Go bold, or go home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 01:16 PM (FsuaD)

1222 Okay, we are really in for a wide load...

Posted by: donna at November 09, 2015 01:16 PM (/dSsq)

1223 Do not cross the streams

!!
Posted by: Yo!

We're still allowed to whizz on the electric fence though, right? I don't want to live in a world without it. It made me the Moron I am today.

Posted by: Tingles O'Toole at November 09, 2015 01:16 PM (326rv)

1224 Wide, bold comments. Only at SoDoSoPa

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 01:16 PM (xuouz)

1225 ab

Posted by: gh at November 09, 2015 01:16 PM (YlqSL)

1226 Okay, now somebody is just fucking with us.

Posted by: That Malevolent AI Elon Musk Foretold at November 09, 2015 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

1227 So, now it's all bold all the time AND blown margins. Oy vey.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 01:16 PM (2Ojst)

1228 #BringBackOurFont

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2015 01:16 PM (fWAjv)

1229 What the hell?

Posted by: HH at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (DrCtv)

1230 I like big text and cannot lie.

Posted by: Sir Mix a Lot at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (l3vZN)

1231 Is the blog retaining water?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (oVJmc)

1232 OVERRIDE!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (rwI+c)

1233 I was only kidding about the widening!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (FsuaD)

1234 bl&azer ___ur

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (E5UB0)

1235 Well it didn't take long for Missouri to beclown itself along with the resignation of its President.

Reading the student's "demands" every paragraph begins with "We demand.....". Really snowflakes? Is that how life works?

Any alumni or parents that support and give to this university after this is complicit in this insanity.

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (oiNtH)

1236 Main screen, turn on

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (xuouz)

1237 Wide now too

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (GwIKd)

1238 Oh, thanks, Bruce Boehner. Now it's bold and wide.

Have fun with Danube in the barrel.

Posted by: mindful webworker - boldly & widely at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (67teE)

1239 blazer

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (E5UB0)

1240 </font>

Posted by: gh at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (YlqSL)

1241 Widenng now, too?

Posted by: eman at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (MQEz6)

1242 Oh come on!
Who fattened the blog now???

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (2x3L+)

1243 the margins could not hold....moar sandbags!

Posted by: Doom Rider at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (ck8TA)

1244 Posted by: Begonia at November 09, 2015 01:12 PM (DlSGW)

Your concern is duly bolded.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Yo! The Outrage Outlet Wraps! at November 09, 2015 01:17 PM (hLRSq)

1245 blazer blazer blazer blazer blazer blazer

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:18 PM (E5UB0)

1246 Works fine on mobile.

Posted by: se pa moron at November 09, 2015 01:18 PM (7v/r5)

1247 Across the wide Missouri

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 09, 2015 01:18 PM (FkBIv)

1248 This business will get out of control! It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!

Posted by: Admiral Josh Painter at November 09, 2015 01:18 PM (oVJmc)

1249 Why are some comments skinny and some comments bold?

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2015 01:18 PM (Fmupd)

1250 Bold, and roomy, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 01:18 PM (FsuaD)

1251
ok?

Posted by: gh at November 09, 2015 01:18 PM (YlqSL)

1252 You know, the 1970's weren't so wonderful that we need to repeat them.

I'm looking at you, Missouri.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Yo! The Outrage Outlet Wraps! at November 09, 2015 01:19 PM (hLRSq)

1253 Energize blog escape pods on my signal.

Now!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2015 01:19 PM (u82oZ)

1254 rezalb! dlob!

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 09, 2015 01:19 PM (xuouz)

1255 Nood ace.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at November 09, 2015 01:19 PM (2Ojst)

1256 Who put Clock Boy in charge of the blog?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 01:19 PM (FsuaD)

1257 Nood and normal.

Posted by: HH at November 09, 2015 01:20 PM (DrCtv)

1258 The warp core ejectors are offline, as typical. Someone really needs to redesign them. Never available when you need them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2015 01:20 PM (rwI+c)

1259 ["]

Posted by: back to normal? at November 09, 2015 01:20 PM (rnH8X)

1260 FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, in future posts, theoretically, the Ace of Spades (Unofficial and Unauthorized) Commenter's Survival Guide includes how to do things like open and close text enhancement tags. Link in nic.

Usually. Currently, all bets are off.

Posted by: mindful webworker - sagely at November 09, 2015 01:20 PM (67teE)

1261 1226 Okay, now somebody is just fucking with us.

Posted by: That Malevolent AI Elon Musk Foretold at November 09, 2015 01:16 PM (RD7QR)


I agree - this could be a test of some sort to see how we react under pressure. I saw it in a movie.

Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2015 01:20 PM (6xtq3)

1262 Now wide?!?!...


**takes off belt**

**loops it around one of the bars at the top of the cage**

**grabs tiny little chair**

**stands on chair**

**wraps belt around fluffy little neck**

**steps off chair**

Posted by: Pixy's hamster at November 09, 2015 01:20 PM (REdlt)

1263 Not only eternal bold but 4 hours with that painting of death on the front page. Can't someone put up a thread about Star Wars or something? That would be sure to kill any and all boldness, not to mention taking out tons of IQ points in the process.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2015 01:20 PM (zc3Db)

1264 1250
Bold, and roomy, too.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2015 01:18 PM (FsuaD)

Somebody call for me?</body>

Posted by: Roseanne Barr at November 09, 2015 01:20 PM (3dOE/)

1265 lol

Posted by: gh at November 09, 2015 01:21 PM (YlqSL)

1266 Does Missouri need some advice about how to deal with campus unrest?

Posted by: Ohio National Guard at November 09, 2015 01:21 PM (7v/r5)

1267 Spock: Captain, sensors indicate all the planets in this system have turned completely bold.

Kirk: That's......not...........poss...ible.

McCoy: Dibs on Uhura.

Posted by: eman at November 09, 2015 01:21 PM (MQEz6)

1268 I think the distressing situation on American campuses is very similar to the sad state of the Republican Party.

Posted by: Begonia
--------------------------------------------------------------------
I bet you'd say that about any subject that involved any sort of conflict. That was a clumsy, desperate segue.

Of course the real reason that the protests are distressing is because it's over a hoax, which if it were true, wouldn't even be grounds for any sort of action.

You need to show your work: we've made a case for why your faux-Mexican would make a shitty president. Prove that our claims are false.

Vague, asinine comparisons/assertions don't cut it.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:22 PM (E5UB0)

1269 Bruce Boehner: bl@zer... (with @ for an a)

Really? I'll be danged. I tried to quote you back and it told me it was spam. Blog must be really skrood.

Posted by: mindful webworker - surprised at November 09, 2015 01:22 PM (67teE)

1270 WILLOWED!!!

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:23 PM (E5UB0)

1271 Bold and not that fresh.

Posted by: dirks strewn at November 09, 2015 01:23 PM (kfcYC)

1272 Really? I'll be danged. I tried to quote you back and it told me it was spam. Blog must be really skrood.
Posted by: mindful webworker
--------------
No mww Just do: b_l_a__z_e_r

and remove the underscores. It removes the angle brackets and the stuff between them!

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:24 PM (E5UB0)

1273 b l a z e r

remmove the space.s

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:24 PM (E5UB0)

1274 It's a bold new world!

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2015 01:24 PM (7LVpC)

1275 "<"

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:25 PM (E5UB0)

1276 b l a "" z e r


Rmove the spaces and the quote marks I mean. This better work.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:25 PM (E5UB0)

1277 AIR FORCE ACADEMY, Colo. Facebooks chief operating officer, Sheryl Sandberg, told cadets at the Air Force Academy that bias is prevalent in the military.





Reason number umpteenth million to not be on Farcebook

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2015 01:25 PM (OE2ur)

1278 b
l
a

x
>
e
r

remove the newlines.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:26 PM (E5UB0)

1279 There should be a left angle bracket above the 'x' in comment 1278

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:26 PM (E5UB0)

1280 See WZ for photos if BLM camp being protected from the media by a wall of linked arms.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 09, 2015 01:28 PM (XUKZU)

1281 Relief is just a new blog post away.

Finally!!!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - exhausted at November 09, 2015 01:29 PM (67teE)

1282 wonder if the same thing would work in the new post.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:33 PM (E5UB0)

1283 I take my comments black: like my men.

Posted by: Little girl in Airplane at November 09, 2015 01:34 PM (C3E0x)

1284 I take my comments black: like my men.
Posted by: Little girl
----------------------------------------------------------
Is your last name Kardashian?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:38 PM (E5UB0)

1285 Weird.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 09, 2015 01:42 PM (E5UB0)

1286 Bruce Boehner to the barrel for being an intentional asshole with the margins.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 09, 2015 02:12 PM (fdp9r)

1287 I fixed it.

Let me know next time, and I'll fix it four hours earlier.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 09, 2015 02:12 PM (Iyg03)

1288 356 Breaking

Miss President resigns.

Zippy's place
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2015 11:19 AM (ptqRm)

When I read that, I thought for a millisecond that Obama had resigned and my heart skipped a beat.

Unfortunately, you talking about another Miss President. The one at the U of Mo.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 09, 2015 02:17 PM (u0lmX)

1289 John Atkinson Grimshaw, "October Gold" (1889)

ahem, it's November.

Posted by: socalcon at November 09, 2015 06:32 PM (vHlQ5)

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