| Support
Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Carly Fiorina Still Tangling With the Ugly, Ghoul-Faced Shrills of "The View"It started with The View hosts making fun of Fiorina's face and saying it looked "like a Halloween mask." But wait, you say -- surely they were among the gaggle of SJW harridans screaming about Trump's "her face" line, right? Why yes they were, and and CNN's Brook Something called them out for it. Carly Fiorina alluded to this on Sunday, saying "of course" there's a "double standard" for conservative women."And conservative women from Sarah Palin to Michele Bachmann to Carly Fiorina are long used to this," Fiorina said. "It will not stop me. It will not scare me and maybe, the ladies of 'The View,' if I come back on again, let’s see if they have the guts to say that to my face"Now the ugly, former drug addict Whoopie Goldberg says something incoherent as usual in response to Fiorina's observation. On Monday's "The View," Goldberg argued that the last time Fiorina was on the show "we welcomed you to our table. We helped raise your profile so you would be included in the sea of men. You weren't worried about any kind of Republican backlash. Nobody was backlashing. We were respectful and gave you your due."Um... right. Just making "her face" jokes, because it's okay for liberal women to do that, just not Republican men. And this reveals the opportunism here in both having Fiorina on and "giving her her due" and the "face" comments: Fiorina is merely a catspaw to be used against the people more likely to win the Republican nomination. When it's just Fiorina, and she can't be used to attack Trump or Carson or whoever, then they savage her. They only give her "her due" when they want to attack Republicans. And that's no knock on Fiorina -- I'm no saying she lets herself be used this way. I'm saying that's The View twits' (sp?) only interest in "giving her her due." Fiorina will appear on The View on Friday. Fiorina says she's fearless since her cancer, and I kind of believe her -- I'm hoping that she makes them look so bad they refuse to run the show. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Carly will put them in their place, I am sure of that. The IQ of these imbeciles put together isn't even 100.
Posted by: Jane at November 02, 2015 05:36 PM (rDidp) 2
CNN's Brooke Baldwin!
I always want to go on CNN and get interviewed by her just so I can ask her on air to show me her tits which is her biggest journalistic asset. When you make people long for the return of a journalist with the journalistic integrity and huevos of Rick Sanchez, you don't have much to offer. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 02, 2015 05:37 PM (AC0lD) 3
I don't get the problem with her face. She looks like an above average older woman. She is no raving beauty, but she is not a model or actress being trotted out for her beauty.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2015 05:37 PM (OD2ni) Posted by: Jim at November 02, 2015 05:38 PM (McRlu) 5
Whoopie making fun of anyone else's looks is rich.
Posted by: kathysaysso at November 02, 2015 05:39 PM (fMQoG) 6
5 Whoopie making fun of anyone else's looks is rich.
Posted by: kathysaysso at November 02, 2015 05:39 PM (fMQoG) You know, even Whoopie could be cute, but that ugly that shines from inside keeps her down. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2015 05:40 PM (+YMhA) 7
"Whoopie calling another woman "ugly"?
Wow. Just. Wow." Just think, when compared to Joy Behar, Whoopie's the cute one. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2015 05:40 PM (OD2ni) 8
Do they still have a fake conservative woman on the show?
Posted by: Buzzion at November 02, 2015 05:40 PM (dNhFV) 9
Carly Fiorina Still Tangling With the Ugly, Ghoul-Faced Shrills of "The View"
I thought Carly had dropped out of the primary and I thought that the View was canceled. Damn!! Things seemed so good for a little while ... Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2015 05:41 PM (zc3Db) Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 02, 2015 05:41 PM (XUKZU) 11
What's wrong with your faaaaaace!?
Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at November 02, 2015 05:41 PM (awspb) 12
I just got off the phone with my mom. She was impressed with Carly during the last debate. She scolded me for not watching. Something about "not doing my patriotic duty", and then "I better watch the next one".
Okay mom. Posted by: grammie winger, goin' to the chapel at November 02, 2015 05:42 PM (dFi94) 13
I don't get the problem with her face. She looks like an above average older woman. She is no raving beauty, but she is not a model or actress being trotted out for her beauty.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2015 05:37 PM (OD2ni) It is not Carly, It is the vain, insecure catty bitches on the Spew (View). They'd find something wrong with the looks of anyone that is not part of "their tribe." Tell them Kate Upton or Taylor Swift is against abortion or Obamacare and watch the claws come out. Posted by: rd at November 02, 2015 05:42 PM (bv//4) 14
You tell them, girls! That ugly fucking bitch!!
Posted by: Hillary! at November 02, 2015 05:42 PM (YFFpo) 15
So...The View's beyotches think they do her a favor gives them a right to be catty later. Interesting.
When was the last time they mocked Hillary about her frightful appearance? Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 05:42 PM (NOIQH) 16
Nobody was backlashing.
Whoopi Cushion is quite the wordsmith. She might be able to pass a 5th grade English test ... might. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2015 05:43 PM (zc3Db) 17
Make no mistake, Feminism is about Special Rights, not Equal Rights. Posted by: Beorn at November 02, 2015 05:43 PM (dGF4J) 18
I'm not sure I would call Fiorina a "conservative" but she should have known going on a show full of dingbats she would get hammered unmercifully with a pack of lies. If she was going to go on that show she should have prepped for the lies and called them out.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 05:43 PM (t2KH5) 19
Hey, here's an amazing coincidence: Only six companies dared to stop supporting the Clinton Global Initiative (for Positive Clinton Income) this year, the most important of which was Exxon.
Today Hillary called for an investigation of Exxon funding for anti-AGW advocacy. Weird, huh? Posted by: MTF at November 02, 2015 05:43 PM (TxJGV) 20
Seriously, why is that show even on the air?
They have a controversy a week, and they can't keep anyone on that long except for Whoopie. Who watches that crap? Whose interests does it serve? Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 05:44 PM (NOIQH) 21
abortion X 9 Whoopie Goldberg
-Amended for additional clarity. Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 02, 2015 05:41 PM (XUKZU =================================== Once, I could maybe extend some grace and imagine that she was in some type of situation where she felt backed into a corner. Nine? Um, no. Posted by: grammie winger, goin' to the chapel at November 02, 2015 05:44 PM (dFi94) 22
Okay mom.
Posted by: grammie winger, goin' to the chapel at November 02, 2015 05:42 PM (dFi94) It's that old fourth commandment. Gets ya every time. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2015 05:44 PM (+YMhA) 23
4 Whoopie calling another woman "ugly"?
Wow. Just. Wow. *********** Every time I see Ted Danson on CSI, I think to myself, "that man actually stuck his dick into that thing". Shudder Posted by: Noam Sayen at November 02, 2015 05:44 PM (FkgZk) 24
Those conservative broads are a bunch of fugly skanks, amirite.
Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at November 02, 2015 05:44 PM (awspb) 25
Whoopie and Joyless and the short half white black chick are just hideous and, yet, they have something to say about Carly's face. I hope she comes on and spanks them all good and hard. She is so much smarter than anyone on that worthless garbage show
Posted by: L, Elle at November 02, 2015 05:44 PM (2x3L+) 26
Nine? Um, no.
Posted by: grammie winger, goin' to the chapel at November 02, 2015 05:44 PM (dFi94) I wonder if she got a discount on volume? Or maybe some sort of punch card for frequent flyers or something. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2015 05:45 PM (+YMhA) 27
Do they still have a fake conservative woman on the show?
Posted by: Buzzion at November 02, 2015 05:40 PM (dNhFV) Wasn't that Nicole Wallace, one of the loyal staffers for Juan McCain that trashed his VP Pick all campagn long? The same Super Genius that gave the first Palin interview to her buddy Katy Couric? Posted by: rd at November 02, 2015 05:45 PM (bv//4) 28
"14 You tell them, girls! That ugly fucking bitch!!
Posted by: Hillary! at November 02, 2015 05:42 PM" Right on! Posted by: Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D, Ct) at November 02, 2015 05:45 PM (OD2ni) 29
I am a lot more fuller of shit than any of them dames on the view!
Posted by: Brian Williams at November 02, 2015 05:46 PM (Dzn1W) 30
14 You tell them, girls! That ugly fucking bitch!!
Posted by: Hillary! at November 02, 2015 05:42 PM (YFFpo) And you? Go lay down by your dish. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2015 05:46 PM (+YMhA) 31
Who watches that crap? Whose interests does it serve?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 05:44 PM (NOIQH) ====================================== Apparently live talk shows are cheaper to air than scripted shows where they have to do sets and have writers and pay actors' contracts. Example: they cut "All My Children" after 40 years to put on "The Chew". The Chew? Really? Posted by: grammie winger, goin' to the chapel at November 02, 2015 05:46 PM (dFi94) 32
Right on!
Posted by: Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D, Ct) at November 02, 2015 05:45 PM (OD2ni) And you, Rosa, Halloween is OVER. Crawl back under that slimy rock. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2015 05:47 PM (+YMhA) 33
Wait, I have no clue who is on there now, but Joy Behar, Barbara Walters and Whoopi are calling anyone ugly? Behar and Whoopi are the two ugliest women to ever get on screen. The whole point of Whoopi is that she's ugly, isn't it? Did i miss the point of her all this time? I thought it was a riff on ugly.
Posted by: dagny at November 02, 2015 05:47 PM (auCke) 34
On local radio on way home they brought this up and how outraged the ladies were when Trump made fun of Carly
Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2015 05:47 PM (gE2Li) 35
Nicole Wallace got canned.
Think she was replaced by Candice Cameron Bure, but there are calls for her to be fired for saying something conservative. Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 05:47 PM (NOIQH) 36
Carly should go on and talk about all their ugly faces
Posted by: L, Elle at November 02, 2015 05:47 PM (2x3L+) 37
gosh Whoopie seems to think The View has some kind of clout all The View is is a coffee klatch for old biddies who were going t vote for Hillary no matter what they could cancel The View and that would be the case. They are not persuasive and have no clout seriously what is The Views demographic? Women 45 to 65? and who the Hell is this Michelle Collins nobody? who gives a wet fart what she thinks about anything Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at November 02, 2015 05:47 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Sam Axe at November 02, 2015 05:47 PM (REdlt) 39
I have some makeup recommendations for Carly to make her face more appealing to Whoopi.
Posted by: Ted Danson at November 02, 2015 05:47 PM (nFdGS) 40
Whoopi's right, that Carly is funny lookin'.
Posted by: Patty Murray's jacked-up grill at November 02, 2015 05:48 PM (awspb) 41
Has Whoopie Goldberg looked in a mirror recently ?
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 02, 2015 05:48 PM (e8kgV) 42
Do I want to know what "The Chew" is?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 05:48 PM (NOIQH) 43
I'd love to give Carly a cuddle.
I wouldn't throw peanuts at Whoopi Goldberg if she were being exhibited at the Bronx Zoo. Eff you, get those teeth fixed, you repulsive stupid pile of dogshit. Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 05:48 PM (E5UB0) 44
Yeah. I'm not sure who on the View has standing to due Fiorina in the Court of Good Looks.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 02, 2015 05:49 PM (QVfCp) 45
I would love her to go on and say the one thing that would make each of them cry.
That would be beautiful. Posted by: Lauren at November 02, 2015 05:49 PM (bYGAR) 46
See what I mean about the Left and their New Rules? The Left made a New Rule: No making fun of a woman's looks. But that Rule is only for Other. The Left doesn't abide by their own rules because their rules are all bullshit. Only SUCKERS live by the Left's rules. And Republicans. Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 02, 2015 05:49 PM (DXC1j) 47
and who the Hell is Whoopie Goldeberg to talk about anybodys looks ever? She looks like a human mushroom. She is lumpier than Lena Dunham. She looks like she is smelly and dresses like a Park Slope affectionado of Home Depot Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at November 02, 2015 05:49 PM (zOTsN) 48
sorry but as much as I hate to do it I am siding with donald and the view hags . purina is butt ugly .....and a crappy ceo ....and a stupid harpy.....she should be on the view she fits right in
Posted by: alec at November 02, 2015 05:49 PM (ShAq/) 49
Who watches that crap? Whose interests does it serve?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 05:44 PM (NOIQH) During the early Rosie year, AllahPundit at HotAir got a lot of funny posts out of the show. I believe ho publicly mourned when she left. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 02, 2015 05:49 PM (AC0lD) 50
Every time I see Ted Danson on CSI, I think to myself, "that man actually stuck his dick into that thing". Shudder Posted by: Noam Eww. I had no idea. That's gross Posted by: dagny at November 02, 2015 05:50 PM (auCke) 51
Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-Mentia) is really Exidor.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 05:50 PM (LUgeY) Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 02, 2015 05:50 PM (DXC1j) Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 05:50 PM (cOxJu) 54
I feel pretty, Oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay! And I pity Any girl who isn't me today. Posted by: Sir Edmund the Terminator at November 02, 2015 05:50 PM (OiFtZ) 55
The post below about changing the rules for pedos? Yep, another New Rule, Everyone! in the making. It's all bullshit. The Left is just Fucking With Normal. Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 02, 2015 05:51 PM (DXC1j) 56
>>I would love her to go on and say the one thing that would make each of them cry.
If you could get a word in. Watched the clips of Carson on the show, and they do their usual 4 against one all speaking over one another insisting he address all their criticisms while constantly interrupting his attempts to speak. Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 05:51 PM (NOIQH) 57
If how Carly looks is a relevent issue, then let Carly come on and spend the entire show talking about how these ugly women look and why they shouldn't be on tv.
They actually tried to beat up Trump for making the Face comments. Now they're doing it too. Maybe this will be their CNBC beclowning moment Posted by: L, Elle at November 02, 2015 05:51 PM (2x3L+) 58
I have been astnished for decades that any man anywhere would be sexually interested in Whoopie enough to impregnate her
who are these guys? Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at November 02, 2015 05:51 PM (zOTsN) 59
Think she was replaced by Candice Cameron Bure, but there are calls for her to be fired for saying something conservative.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 05:47 PM (NOIQH) =========================================== Is that Kirk Cameron's sister? Conservative AND Christian. They must hate her. Posted by: grammie winger, goin' to the chapel at November 02, 2015 05:51 PM (dFi94) 60
37
gosh Whoopie seems to think The View has some kind of clout all The View is is a coffee klatch for old biddies who were going t vote for Hillary no matter what they could cancel The View and that would be the case. They are not persuasive and have no clout seriously what is The Views demographic? Women 45 to 65? and who the Hell is this Michelle Collins nobody? who gives a wet fart what she thinks about anything Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at November 02, 2015 05:47 PM (zOTsN) Remember this is the show where Joy Behar said Bernie Sanders made her rancid old cooter get wet. Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 05:52 PM (kpqmD) 61
>>>She looks like a human mushroom.
Yes. Thank you. I love it when I'm having trouble articulating some intuition I have and then someone comes along and expresses it perfectly. Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 05:52 PM (E5UB0) 62
Has woopy ever looked in the mirror?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 05:52 PM (gf8BH) 63
Can you just see The View with everyone in the burka and Niqab? Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 05:50 PM (cOxJu Fuck it! Just pitch a brick at the tv. Posted by: Brian Williams at November 02, 2015 05:52 PM (Dzn1W) 64
51 Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-Mentia) is really Exidor.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 05:50 PM (LUgeY) That's not fair. To Exidor. Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 05:53 PM (kpqmD) 65
Kudos to Disney for giving a coven of shrews airtime to broaden their reach.
Posted by: Fritz at November 02, 2015 05:53 PM (3tjn4) 66
>>Can you just see The View with everyone in the burka and Niqab?
They can call it the nicer view. Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2015 05:53 PM (c7vUv) 67
>>Remember this is the show where Joy Behar said Bernie Sanders made her rancid old cooter get wet.
So much for my appetite. Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2015 05:53 PM (/tuJf) 68
I like Carly regardless, but *this* is why it's a good thing she's in the race.
The MSM/ Left can't help but show their bias and double standards. Makes it that much harder to prevent the preference cascade that seems to be brewing (fingers crossed it happens soon). When you take this, plus the CNBC debate, etc. it makes it harder for LIVs to not notice. Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 05:53 PM (NOIQH) 69
Michelle Malkin was on the View one time and did well. Talking Points only. Said everything she had to say. Did a great job.
Carly should look up that clip to see how it's handled. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 02, 2015 05:54 PM (AC0lD) 70
>>>Think she was replaced by Candice Cameron Bure, but there are calls for her to be fired for saying something conservative.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 05:47 PM (NOIQH)<<< Now So, once again, it takes the conservative to bring the good looks to the View crew. Posted by: Sam Axe at November 02, 2015 05:54 PM (REdlt) 71
From a 2007 freerepublic article:
According to one Goldberg biographer, Goldberg has had at least 6 abortions and used to joke perversely that she had a do-it-yourself coathanger abortion at 14 years-old. Holy crap, six? SIX?? Her soul must be about dead by now. I can't imagine how she managed to shut down her conscience after all of that. The mind boggles. Posted by: OregonMuse at November 02, 2015 05:54 PM (u6Z2u) 72
>>>> Posted by: alec at November 02, 2015 05:49 PM (ShAq
------- Your concern is noted. Now, go get your shine of and sit in the corner. Posted by: L, Elle at November 02, 2015 05:54 PM (2x3L+) 73
Again, I wonder how the hell we as a nation got to this point, where such an ugly, imbecilic, empty TV show like this seems to, over and over again, have some major and mysterious influence in deciding our elections. What the hell?
And anyway, yeah, who are the vile hags hosting this show to criticize anybody's looks? Posted by: Stu-22 at November 02, 2015 05:54 PM (RMOpc) Posted by: tu3031 at November 02, 2015 05:54 PM (YFFpo) 75
Margaret Thatcher
Golda Meir Jeanne Kirkpatrick Ugly chicks? They kick ass and take no prisoners. Give me an ugly chick conservative leader any day. Politics is not a beauty contest. I'm kinda "meh" about Fiorina compared to better candidates like Cruz, but I'd vote for her in a heartbeat over any Whoopi-endorsed antichrist. Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2015 05:55 PM (jBuUi) 76
I think Ted Danson is the only man stupid enough to admit having sex with Whoopie
the rest prefer to remain anonymous and the daughter she did have struggled mightily with heroin plus 9 abortions. Really? Is she slow? Is she an addict herself? Or is she a lumpy serial killer who is she to judge any living soul ever Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at November 02, 2015 05:55 PM (zOTsN) 77
Because of obama, we now have a nationwide opium addiction epidemic. Actually, it's worldwide. So of course the Left is now busy creating more govt programs to "fix" the opium problem it created in the first place. AND, because the Left really only wants to create chaos and not really fix anything, obama is now releasing THOUSANDS of drug dealers from prison as I write this. I shit you not. obama, like Fidel Castro in the late '70's, is releasing the dregs of society onto the streets of the USA. obama is importing third-worlders and releasing them to cause mayhem and wreak havoc here. Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at November 02, 2015 05:55 PM (DXC1j) Posted by: Carly at November 02, 2015 05:56 PM (jJRIy) 79
plus 9 abortions. Really? Is she slow? Is she an addict herself? Or is she a lumpy serial killer
Carly should bring Whoopi small toys for each aborted baby. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 02, 2015 05:56 PM (AC0lD) 80
Why would she go on that show? Nothing good can come of it. In fact I now think less of her for even being on the stupid show.
Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2015 05:56 PM (BO/km) 81
Looking forward to when Whoopi makes watermellon and fried chicken jokes at Ben Caron's expense.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 05:56 PM (E5UB0) 82
"Is that Kirk Cameron's sister? Conservative AND Christian. They must hate her."
Oh, they do. She seems like a very sweet, down to Earth person. She said that her husband is the leader in their family and the whole world lost their minds. Posted by: Lauren at November 02, 2015 05:56 PM (GZ6Pf) Posted by: alec at November 02, 2015 05:56 PM (ShAq/) 84
damn, why'd I do a strike through instead of italics?
Posted by: Sam Axe at November 02, 2015 05:57 PM (REdlt) 85
I think someone on this site, a few years ago, referred to them as the "Cackling Cun+s"
That is what I use to refer to all of these shows. Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2015 05:57 PM (8ikIW) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 05:57 PM (LUgeY) 87
I had never heard the 9 dead babies things until reading it here recently. I am convinced that the bulk of die hard abortion apologists are older women who have had at least one along with young, stupid girls.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 02, 2015 05:57 PM (2x3L+) 88
The View also recently stepped in it when they mocked the Miss America contestant from CO who used her talent time to talk about being a nurse.
They bashed her with such ignorance - mocking her scrubs and stethoscope, as if she were imitating a doctor. They got called out and apologized. And then AGAIN mocked nurses. These are just awful people. Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 05:57 PM (NOIQH) 89
plus 9 abortions. Really? Is she slow? Is she an addict herself? Or is she a lumpy serial killer
Did she have a contract to be a parts supplier for Planned Parenthood? Posted by: tu3031 at November 02, 2015 05:57 PM (YFFpo) 90
Fiorina is merely a catspaw to be used against the people more likely to win the Republican nomination.
You mean they DON'T have principles? I'm gobsmacked. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 05:58 PM (oVJmc) 91
I'd never seen her.
Wish I could still say that... You forgot rule #1 around here. If you don't know what it is, for the sake of your sanity do not google it! Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 02, 2015 05:58 PM (YJmuy) 92
Ben Carson.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 05:58 PM (E5UB0) 93
Margaret Thatcher
Golda Meir Jeanne Kirkpatrick Ugly chicks? They kick ass and take no prisoners. Give me an ugly chick conservative leader any day. =========================================== Golda Meir was from Milwaukee. Not only could she kick ass and lead the nation of Israel, she was also a Cheesehead. Posted by: grammie winger, goin' to the chapel at November 02, 2015 05:58 PM (dFi94) 94
"Now she's pretty hot.
So, once again, it takes the conservative to bring the good looks to the View crew." Yeah, she really grew up to be hot. She also seems fairly normal and happy. Valeri Bure is a lucky man. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2015 05:58 PM (OD2ni) 95
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at November 02, 2015 05:58 PM (o6nOE) 96
According to one Goldberg biographer, Goldberg has had at least 6 abortions and used to joke perversely that she had a do-it-yourself coathanger abortion at 14 years-old.
Holy crap, six? SIX?? ___________________ I read a quote from her once and she said something like she'd had so many abortions she couldn't even remember how many she'd had. She also lived on welfare for years. Charming woman. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 02, 2015 05:59 PM (a31sM) 97
Go Carly. By jumping into the ugly hag den, she outs them for what they are. Ugly, bitter, nagging hags. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 02, 2015 05:59 PM (qCMvj) Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at November 02, 2015 05:59 PM (VOh2j) 99
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2015 05:55 PM (jBuUi)
I hate to break it to you but Golda was a far-leftist, dyed-in-the-wool socialist. She had some good lines but she was about as left as they get. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2015 06:00 PM (zc3Db) 100
85 I think someone on this site, a few years ago, referred to them as the "Cackling Cun+s"
I don't know about that, but I think 'Cun+s' would be an epic hashtag to have on this site. Posted by: OregonMuse at November 02, 2015 06:00 PM (u6Z2u) 101
Well Carly, not all older women can have the grace and beauty of a Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2015 06:00 PM (8ZskC) 102
I read a quote from her once and she said something like she'd had so many abortions she couldn't even remember how many she'd had.
She also lived on welfare for years. Charming woman. Posted by: TrivialPursuer So the taxpayers were the one's who paid for the abortions. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 02, 2015 06:00 PM (awspb) 103
"I'd never seen her.
Wish I could still say that..." I had to Google her to make sure I spelled the name right for the sock. Not sure if it was worth it. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2015 06:01 PM (OD2ni) 104
I think someone on this site, a few years ago, referred to them as the "Cackling Cun+s"
What's with the plus sign? I was told there would be no math. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2015 06:01 PM (8ZskC) 105
If elections were about raw sex appeal we'd be talking about President Elena Kagan right now.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 02, 2015 06:01 PM (1RNgT) 106
. She said that her husband is the leader in their family and the whole world lost their minds.
Posted by: Lauren at November 02, 2015 05:56 PM (GZ6Pf) =========================================== Good for her. They probably want to burn her at the stake for that kind of heresy. Posted by: grammie winger, goin' to the chapel at November 02, 2015 06:01 PM (dFi94) 107
I can say with confidence that I am the only person here who once went to a comedy show by a young comedienne named Caryn Johnson, who did the whole show in a stage persona called (if I remember right) "Tyrone," a jive-talking wino.
Never once did she reference or use the name "Whoopi Goldberg" yet. A few years later I saw her on some TV show and I said, "Hey, that looks like that 'Tyrone' comedienne!" Turns out it was the same person -- who only hit the big time after adopted a new stage name and dropped the "Tyrone" act. Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2015 06:01 PM (jBuUi) 108
On Monday's "The View," Goldberg argued that the last time Fiorina was
on the show "we welcomed you to our table. We helped raise your profile so you would be included in the sea of men. By that token, hag, so did Trump. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 06:02 PM (oVJmc) 109
Whenever I think of Golda Meir I think of the Fraiser episode where Fraiser and Lilith are trying to get their son into some fancy school and are lying/bragging to the headmaster.
"Oh yes, we spent time with Golda and her nephew." "Oh? What's his name?" "...Uh... Oscar. Oscar Meir. Posted by: Lauren at November 02, 2015 06:02 PM (GZ6Pf) 110
>>Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-Mentia) is really Exidor.
Best part? She was voted best dressed or most fashionable in Congress. As it one could notice what she's wearing with that mug. Really ugly suits. http://www.bing.com/images/ search?q=rosa+delauroFORM=HDRSC2 Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 06:02 PM (NOIQH) 111
I hate to break it to you but Golda was a far-leftist, dyed-in-the-wool socialist. She had some good lines but she was about as left as they get.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2015 06:00 PM (zc3Db) Golda who? If you mean Golda Meir, that is not accurate Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 06:02 PM (gf8BH) 112
"Former drug addict Whoopie Goldberg"...hehehe
Posted by: Clarney at November 02, 2015 06:02 PM (hWHYS) 113
If elections were about raw sex appeal we'd be talking about President Elena Kagan right now.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head I'm your huckleberry. Posted by: Janet Reno at November 02, 2015 06:02 PM (awspb) 114
Former drug addict? Are you sure about that?
Posted by: Whoppie's weed dealer at November 02, 2015 06:03 PM (O2jYw) 115
Speaking of the view, there was an attempt to oust Raven-Symone.
She is a black lesbian, but because she deviated from orthodoxy on a few points, she got pilloried. a) she thinks people are too obsessed with race and does not "identify" as black or lesbian, just "American". I take that to mean that it's not a big deal to her. b) she thinks the affectation of pseudo-ethnic names that certain segments of African American society are enamored with is silly. For these opinions, she's been cast as an uncle tom. Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 06:03 PM (E5UB0) 116
Well, it is no coincidence that W Goldberg was chosen to play the ugly wife in the Color Purple. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2015 06:03 PM (ODxAs) 117
And then AGAIN mocked nurses. These are just awful people.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 05:57 PM (NOIQH) Leftists are unhappy people who hate normal life. Once you understand this, everything they say and do makes sense. Posted by: OregonMuse at November 02, 2015 06:03 PM (u6Z2u) 118
And yet to get my painkiller which is an opioid, I have to call them up so they can write a scrip for another month.
Because they've enacted rules to supposedly prevent abuse of these painkillers, doctors can no longer write scripts with automatic refills nor can they even call it in, I have to go in person and pick up the script and I can only get 1 month at a time. None of these rules will stop one addict from abusing drugs. They will always find a way. But Gov't has to justify itself to itself (that's most of what government workers are doing BTW, they don't really hate the public but their managers expect to see certain actions and results and if they don't show up then the assumption is that the worker isn't doing their job. And although we joke about a gov't worker not getting fired, they can be held back from promotion and pay increases and they can have other things done to them to make their life a living hell. So they make stuff up regardless of the consequences. (it doesn't affect them or anyone they know) Frankly, they should just make heroin otc and use it for putting criminals to death. We are such a split personality country. I know if I contract a terminal disease that I'd kinda like to not be in pain the last few days or so. Thank you very much but these days it's like pulling teeth to get a doctor to prescribe the good pain meds. The stuff I'm getting really isn't all that great and in higher doses can lower ones respiration rate and heart rate and oopsie; dirt nap time. Women can kill a baby but I can't get a good painkiller. Who makes these rules? Be victorian or be loose as a goose, don't be one for one situation and then another for another situation. Be consistent. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 06:04 PM (Xo1Rt) 119
I hate to break it to you but Golda was a far-leftist, dyed-in-the-wool socialist. She had some good lines but she was about as left as they get.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair I know that -- but despite being a Zionist-socialist, she was also in most ways a "conservative" in the 21st -century definition. Strong in defense, strong on morality, proud of her nation, etc. Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2015 06:05 PM (jBuUi) 120
18
I'm not sure I would call Fiorina a "conservative" but she should have known going on a show full of dingbats she would get hammered unmercifully with a pack of lies. If she was going to go on that show she should have prepped for the lies and called them out. Posted by: Vic-we have no partyp She knew exactly what to expect. She's smart enough to know that she could use them to her advantage in her campaign. Just like Cruz was waiting for the perfect time to cold-cock the moderators. If Jeb is wondering why he's doing so poorly, it's because this would never occur to him. A leader looks at the circumstances, and if he doesn't like them, figures out a way to change them to his advantage. Posted by: pep at November 02, 2015 06:05 PM (LAe3v) 121
Whoopi couldn't pour piss out of a boot, even if the instructions were written on the bottom
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 02, 2015 06:05 PM (uJK1E) 122
I sat on Whoopie Goldberg once and she made a noise that resembled flatulence. IOW, BAU.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 02, 2015 06:05 PM (E5UB0) 123
Golda who? If you mean Golda Meir, that is not accurate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 06:02 PM (gf8BH) Yes, it is accurate. Golda Meir was a kibbutznic, far-left loony. Shew also fvcked up royally in '73 and almost cost Israel its very existence. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2015 06:05 PM (zc3Db) 124
She said that her husband is the leader in their family and the whole world lost their minds.
You wouldn't believe the ration of shit I got from the Daughter of Satan when I once said that a wife should cooperate with her husband. That was exactly how I said it, too. I didn't say "submit" or "be a slave to" or anything demeaning. Just cooperative. Apparently, that was a bridge too far for her. We were divorced not long after that. I wonder why... Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 06:06 PM (LUgeY) 125
86
Politics is not a beauty contest. Some times I wish it was. THIS is going to be the next mayor of Charlotte. Man or woman? You decide. http://tinyurl.com/p6m3nqg Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 06:07 PM (jJRIy) 126
Now she's pretty hot.
So, once again, it takes the conservative to bring the good looks to the View crew. Posted by: Sam Axe at November 02, 2015 05:54 PM (REdlt) Although, admittedly, that bar is set very, very low. Posted by: OregonMuse at November 02, 2015 06:07 PM (u6Z2u) 127
If Jeb is wondering why he's doing so poorly, it's because this would never occur to him.
Have you heard about my plan to federally regulate fantasy football leagues? Come. Sit. Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at November 02, 2015 06:07 PM (8ZskC) 128
she should have known going on a show full of dingbats she would get hammered unmercifully with a pack of lies. If she was going to go on that show she should have prepped for the lies and called them out.
She sounds prepped in the video on ABC (and screw you for inciting me to watch even a portion of the View...) Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 02, 2015 06:07 PM (2lndx) 129
105 If elections were about raw sex appeal we'd be talking about President Elena Kagan right now.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 02, 2015 06:01 PM (1RNgT) Dear god, please kill me now! Posted by: Killerdog at November 02, 2015 06:07 PM (Dzn1W) 130
>>>Leftists are unhappy people who hate normal life.
They lack that little voice that says, "I am sad because they have something I lack and that gives rise to feelings of envy. But that is wrong, so I need to suppress it, not indulge it". IOW they are sociopaths. Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 06:08 PM (E5UB0) 131
Yes, it is accurate. Golda Meir was a kibbutznic, far-left loony. Shew also fvcked up royally in '73 and almost cost Israel its very existence.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2015 06:05 PM (zc3Db) First of all that a gross generalization and I would dispute your analysis, but the very fact your trying to define an Israeli politician in the founding years of the State of Israel and in the War Years by US standards and definitions is absurd. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 06:08 PM (gf8BH) 132
113
If elections were about raw sex appeal we'd be talking about President Elena Kagan right now. Posted by: Gristle Encased Head I'm your huckleberry. Posted by: Janet Reno Bitch, please. Posted by: Bella Abzug at November 02, 2015 06:08 PM (LAe3v) 133
THE VIEW: The Show That Broke The Ugly Stick
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 06:08 PM (oVJmc) 134
Hey, WTF??
Posted by: Janet Napolitano at November 02, 2015 06:09 PM (8ZskC) 135
>>Leftists are unhappy people who hate normal life. Once you understand this, everything they say and do makes sense.
Yup, that explains it well. Sure, they joke on the show, but this was like mocking puppies or something. Here was a contestant giving a heartfelt speech about why she is drawn to her *profession* (so, not an obsession w/beauty, fashion, etc.) and the unique, underrated value of nurses, and they crapped all over her. Hope they all get excellent care the next time they're hospitalized... Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 06:09 PM (NOIQH) 136
I don't think Carly has ANYTHING to worry about in a 'debate' with the empty-heads on The View.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 06:09 PM (oVJmc) 137
I don't get all the attacks on Fiorina's face.
Yes, she's no beauty queen, but she has average looks. Hillary Clinton isn't pretty either. And neither is Michelle Obama, who has a jutting lower jaw and has taken some very unattractive photos. She can look okay when she's photographed by somebody who knows how to do it, but when she has her mouth open in those candid shots . . . yikes Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 02, 2015 06:09 PM (a31sM) 138
>>Again, I wonder how the hell we as a nation got to this point, where such an ugly, imbecilic, empty TV show like this seems to, over and over again, have some major and mysterious influence in deciding our elections. What the hell?
Sorry, I didn't catch your entire comment. I was watching "Ow! My Balls!" Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 02, 2015 06:09 PM (veJi0) 139
>>If elections were about raw sex appeal we'd be talking about President Elena Kagan right now.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head >>I'm your huckleberry. Posted by: Janet Reno >>Bitch, please. Bella Abzug Yabba Dadda Do Janet Napolitano Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2015 06:10 PM (/tuJf) 140
In fact I now think less of her for even being on the stupid show.
She let a whole bunch of women know they're not alone in thinking late-term abortions for any reason are wrong--that they're actually in the majority. Whoopi Goldberg tried to walk it back but ran out of time. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 02, 2015 06:10 PM (2lndx) 141
Fiorina did an excellent job on her last appearance with the shrews. I don't doubt that she'll also do very well on Friday and give them their "due".
Whoopie couldn't win a beauty contest at an AKC Dog show. Posted by: Cheri at November 02, 2015 06:10 PM (oiNtH) 142
35 Nicole Wallace got canned.
Think she was replaced by Candice Cameron Bure, but there are calls for her to be fired for saying something conservative. She's very Conservative and quite Religious... Posted by: donna at November 02, 2015 06:10 PM (/dSsq) 143
Some times I wish it was. THIS is going to be the next mayor of Charlotte.
Man or woman? You decide. I'm pretty sure that's Roger Daltry. Posted by: pep at November 02, 2015 06:10 PM (LAe3v) 144
Now the ugly, baby killing former drug addict Whoopie Goldberg FIFY
Posted by: Iblis at November 02, 2015 06:11 PM (9221z) 145
I'd like to see Carly Pepsi challenge Hillary to a face off (literally); both appear on camera in a close up with no makeup.
Or Thunderdome. I'd be okay with that one too. Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2015 06:11 PM (gyKtp) 146
Discussing The View. Fucking shark jumped.
Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility Says Screw The GOP That would make an excellent book title. "From the author who gave us The Giving Tree come The Fucking Shark." Heart status: warmed Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 02, 2015 06:11 PM (awspb) 147
133 THE VIEW: The Show That Broke The Ugly Stick
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 06:08 PM (oVJmc) Hell, I could raise the beauty quotient on that show, and I'm a 60-year-old bald guy with a gut. Posted by: OregonMuse at November 02, 2015 06:12 PM (u6Z2u) 148
Man or woman? You decide.
http://tinyurl.com/p6m3nqg Posted by: Nip Sip -------------------------------------------------------------- That person has a lot of masculine facial features. If he/she does want to pass as a woman, they should get facial feminization surgery: a) brow bossing: (reduce the protrusion of the forehead) b) brow lift: (increase the distance between the eyebrows and the eyes) c) rhinoplasty: (reduce size of nose) d) mandible contouring: (reduce size of jaw) Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 06:12 PM (E5UB0) 149
I worry about the new batch of GOP candidates not laying down for the MSM4DNC...it could lead to us not cowering in fear of shutting down teh govt, which was boehner's only goal...financing obama's Invasion USA strategy.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 02, 2015 06:12 PM (+NxcC) 150
Channel surfing the other day. Came to the View, saw Joy Behar. Turned off tv.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at November 02, 2015 06:12 PM (NHtMs) 151
she should have known going on a show full of dingbats she would get hammered unmercifully with a pack of lies. If she was going to go on that show she should have prepped for the lies and called them out.
She was excellent on her first appearance and had the audience clapping for her all along. She'll eat their lunch again. Posted by: Cheri at November 02, 2015 06:12 PM (oiNtH) Posted by: tu3031 at November 02, 2015 06:12 PM (YFFpo) 153
>>Example: they cut "All My Children" after 40 years to put on "The Chew".
The Chew? Really? It's miles better than the view. At least they cook stuff! I will happily watch that when I hit the gym at lunch compared to the rest of the daytime tv garbage... Posted by: Lea at November 02, 2015 06:12 PM (vmMMi) 154
Here was a contestant giving a heartfelt speech
about why she is drawn to her *profession* (so, not an obsession w/beauty, fashion, etc.) and the unique, underrated value of nurses, and they crapped all over her. Hope they all get excellent care the next time they're hospitalized... Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 06:09 PM (NOIQH) ============================================ Oh, they won't. Not if the posts on my daughter's Facebook feed are any indication. (daughter teaches nursing) Posted by: grammie winger, goin' to the chapel at November 02, 2015 06:12 PM (dFi94) 155
First of all that a gross generalization and I would dispute your analysis,
Which would just make your assessment incorrect. but the very fact your trying to define an Israeli politician in the founding years of the State of Israel and in the War Years by US standards and definitions is absurd. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 06:08 PM (gf8BH) The "War Years"?? Israel has had to fight the same exact war every ten years since its founding. There is no difference now from then - it's always "the War Years" in Israel. And I'm not judging Golda Meir by US standards ... she was a friggin socialist. You couldn't get more socialist than Golda Meir. That isn't a US standard, it's the definition of socialism. And she was a very proud socialist so I don't think she'd appreciate you coming to her defense by denying that which she held in the highest regard. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2015 06:12 PM (zc3Db) 156
If I woke up naked and drunk next to any one of those women, I would chew my arm off to get away without waking them up
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 02, 2015 06:13 PM (uJK1E) 157
I think feisty is hot. I think poise is very hot. I think Carly is hot.
Carly speaks in complete sentences and with complete thoughts.... and that's as hot as it gets. Posted by: Danny at November 02, 2015 06:14 PM (ipWk5) 158
OT...I just found out choom is a dictionary word....
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 02, 2015 06:14 PM (uJK1E) 159
Daughter of Satan
Apparently lots of people here were married to the Daughter of Satan from the way they describe their ex's. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2015 06:14 PM (No/ki) 160
>>I don't get all the attacks on Fiorina's face.
She's serious (not over-emotive) and it appears she's done some botox, which makes a face look frozen, stiff. That's all I can think that would be considered bad. But she looks good for her age - slim bod and killer corporate exec-type wardrobe. They're just shrews looking for some way to mock her. Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 06:14 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: Cheri at November 02, 2015 06:14 PM (oiNtH) 162
She's very Conservative and quite Religious...
Posted by: donna at November 02, 2015 06:10 PM (/dSsq) This is like shoving a crucifix in a vampire's face. I'm surprised they don't all run screaming from the set every time she takes her seat at the table. Posted by: OregonMuse at November 02, 2015 06:15 PM (u6Z2u) 163
Whoopie couldn't win a beauty contest at an AKC Dog show.
Posted by: Cheri at November 02, 2015 06:10 PM (oiNtH) I was going to take her one year but on the way she dropped a deuce right in front of the bus shelter. It was mortifying. Posted by: Ted Danson at November 02, 2015 06:15 PM (8ZskC) 164
>>Oh, they won't. Not if the posts on my daughter's Facebook feed are any indication. (daughter teaches nursing)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 06:15 PM (NOIQH) 165
was trying to find their demographics for this month and was unsuccessful but they are going to bring Bernie Sanders on in an effort to boost ratings they put that out there they are using Bernie Sanders to appeal to the youth vote I say this as a woman but the old hag vote cannot go away soon enough for me. I cant stand their demands that the country be ruled byt eh policies dictated by a very cmall clique of bitter ugly harridans Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at November 02, 2015 06:15 PM (zOTsN) 166
And I'm not judging Golda Meir by US standards ... she was a friggin socialist. You couldn't get more socialist than Golda Meir. That isn't a US standard, it's the definition of socialism. And she was a very proud socialist so I don't think she'd appreciate you coming to her defense by denying that which she held in the highest regard.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2015 06:12 PM (zc3Db) Again your looking at Israeli Politics from an American Point of view and you throw around terms like Kibbutznik as if it's an insult. I really don't think you have very grasp of Israeli Society or Politics. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 06:15 PM (gf8BH) 167
Just for the record, 11 out of 23 state health insurance co-ops, created under the auspices of Obamacare, have either closed or been shut down in 2015, eight of them since the last week of September. Arizona and Utah are the two latest to join the list. This despite 2.5 billion dollars in federal start-up funding. 700,000 customers have had to start looking for new insurance plans in the shrinking exchanges.
Arizona Meritus Health Partners - October 30, 2015 Utah - Arches Health Plan - October 26, 2015 S.Carolina - Consumer's Choice - October 24, 2015 Colorado - Colorado Health-Op - October 16, 2015 Oregon - Health Republic - October 16, 2015 Tennessee - Community Health - October 14, 2015 Kentucky - KY Health CoOp - October 9, 2015 New York - Health Republic - September 25, 2015 Nevada - Nevada Health CoOp - August 27, 2015 Louisiana - LA Health CoOp - July 27, 2015 Iowa/Neb. - CoOportunity Health - February 2015 We now return you to your regular programming. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 02, 2015 06:16 PM (mvenn) 168
Oh, they won't. Not if the posts on my daughter's Facebook feed are any indication. (daughter teaches nursing)
Posted by: grammie winger, goin' to the chapel at November 02, 2015 06:12 PM (dFi94) Are you saying your daughter wouldn't offer them hand sanitizer or offer them advice on the benefits of a shopping car cover? Posted by: buzzion at November 02, 2015 06:16 PM (z/Ubi) Posted by: Lea at November 02, 2015 06:16 PM (vmMMi) 170
I don't get it.
Honestly. I think Fiorina looks just fine. I guess she's supposed to be a Hollywood-worthy babe? Oh wait. If she WERE, then THAT would be a crime too. Like Palin, who was too good-looking for the witches. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 02, 2015 06:16 PM (JfN61) 171
But she looks good for her age - slim bod and killer corporate exec-type wardrobe. They're just shrews looking for some way to mock her.
_____________________ Yes, but it's not just these View b*tches. Trump said something derogatory about Fiorina's face too -- I think it was at the first debate. He later tried to walk it back, but attacking her looks seems to be a popular sport. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 02, 2015 06:16 PM (a31sM) 172
I wouldn't vote for her, but it's nice to see the libs get bent out of shape over her. Always nice when they show their hypocrisy.
It does damage and they are too narcissistic to be aware of it. It is a weakness in their own makeup that they cannot perceive. Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 06:17 PM (E5UB0) Posted by: Janet Reno at November 02, 2015 06:17 PM (u6Z2u) 174
Tabitha on The Walking Dead is sexier than Whoopi.
Posted by: buzzion at November 02, 2015 06:17 PM (z/Ubi) 175
I'm not sure I would call Fiorina a "conservative" but she should have known going on a show full of dingbats she would get hammered unmercifully with a pack of lies. If she was going to go on that show she should have prepped for the lies and called them out. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 05:43 PM (t2KH5
Every inch of this. I don't understand how how some people can imagine they have the ability to reason with people who fled any semblance of reason decades ago. The best response to an invitation from such moonbattery is, 'kiss my ass'. Posted by: se pa moron at November 02, 2015 06:17 PM (7v/r5) 176
163 Whoopie couldn't win a beauty contest at an AKC Dog show.
Posted by: Cheri at November 02, 2015 06:10 PM (oiNtH) ----------------------------------------'' FFS!!! what do you have against dogs? More like a sea lion Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 02, 2015 06:17 PM (uJK1E) 177
I think it's good for Carly to go on "The View" I've never seen it myself (except when it's a TV in a place I can't escape from) but it would give her the chance to address a huge number of women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2015 06:17 PM (No/ki) 178
I don't get the attacks on fiorna's face either. She's not Soulless childless harpy merkel refusing to hold her country's own flag as she welcomes in the invading moors. She's not too perfect Palin. She's not Hillary.
Just a face. I support Cruz but I find him to a weird looking dude. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 02, 2015 06:17 PM (+NxcC) 179
157
I think feisty is hot. I think poise is very hot. I think Carly is hot. Carly speaks in complete sentences and with complete thoughts.... and that's as hot as it gets. Completely agree. Posted by: pep at November 02, 2015 06:18 PM (LAe3v) 180
159 Daughter of Satan
Apparently lots of people here were married to the Daughter of Satan from the way they describe their ex's. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2015 06:14 PM (No/ki) Lucifer's got a lot of baby mommas. Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 06:18 PM (kpqmD) 181
Also those view people were Idiots to go after nurses. Have they never met any?
Nurses eat their own, is what we say. Posted by: Lea at November 02, 2015 06:18 PM (vmMMi) 182
So every time I have to drive to the next town on business I stop at this same coffee place to do some work and then surf the net. Every. single. Time. there is a guy who comes in, sits next to me and watches some sort of endless obnoxious video listening through the fucking speakers. it is loud as hell. Different guys every time. This one, for the past hour has been a bullshit real estate investor's pitch. The last guy had a self-help guru thing. Before that it was a MLM video cable marketing thing. All through the speakers and annoying as hell.
Is this a thing now? Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at November 02, 2015 06:18 PM (NHtMs) Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 02, 2015 06:19 PM (uJK1E) 184
Nurses eat their own, is what we say.
Posted by: Lea at November 02, 2015 06:18 PM (vmMMi) Well they certainly do in the Navy Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 06:19 PM (gf8BH) 185
FFS!!! what do you have against dogs? More like a sea lion
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear your rather nasty comment about sea lions' looks... Posted by: Sea Lion at November 02, 2015 06:19 PM (awspb) 186
Carly got some work done since HP. (and I don't mean the breast cancer)
She also is one of these women that thinks heavy eye liner is an attractive look (or she's covering up something). Carly. Baby. It's not. You look like a demon. Every picture you see her in, you can't see her eyes. She's got black pits where her eyes should be. "You know the thing about a shark, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye." Or as I like to call them Demon's eyes. I expect red dots to start glowing in those black eye pits any minute now. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 06:19 PM (Xo1Rt) 187
I think Ted Danson is the only man stupid enough to admit having sex with Whoopie
+++++++++++++++++++++ Some people are freaking that way... Ever seen Jeb's circus midget? Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2015 06:19 PM (NaeCR) 188
>>This is like shoving a crucifix in a vampire's face. I'm surprised they
don't all run screaming from the set every time she takes her seat at the table. Yep, Bure is just like Palin in that she is pretty, religious, married with kids AND has a profession (no abortion to get ahead at work), HAPPY --- and not the least bit ashamed of any of this. Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 06:19 PM (NOIQH) 189
>>Some times I wish it was. THIS is going to be the next mayor of Charlotte.
DWS's doppleganger. Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2015 06:19 PM (c7vUv) 190
Trump said that his quote about her face was about her demeanor. The tumblr crowd said he said she was ugly.
Now, apparently, many people also think she has a somewhat grim demeanor. It's amazing how many 'OMG!!!' controversies are just hysterical hype. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 06:19 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 02, 2015 06:19 PM (wtvvX) 192
I think the last time Whoopie washed her dreds was during Ghost.
I am not sure where I have been, but am currently enjoying Bad Lip Reading youtubes. The Democrat debate was hilarious. Or it could be the brain damage from inhaling microscopic cement-board particles from upstairs. I assume they mix with nasal stuff and are forming boulders in maxillary sinus. I think, for sho', the Bad Lip Reading Democrap Debate should be seen by all. I am going to start watching all teevee this way (without sound), not just Obarfy's speechifying. Anyway, just laughed at the NFL bad lip-reading. Only 23 million others had seen it before me. Love you morons. xoxo Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 02, 2015 06:19 PM (eXl9F) Posted by: Lea at November 02, 2015 06:19 PM (vmMMi) 194
>>I think Ted Danson is the only man stupid enough to admit having sex with Whoopie
Frank Langella. After Danson, IIRC. Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 06:19 PM (NOIQH) 195
Posted by: grammie winger, goin' to the chapel at November 02, 2015 06:12 PM (dFi94)
OT-I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your post about your dear germ obsessed daughter and saying that you take the kids to play in the lake and muck and then feed them candy. and cookies It made me laugh. They must think you're a very cool grammie. :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2015 06:20 PM (No/ki) 196
Tonight the hosts of The View shove their faces in bowls of dough and make gorilla cookies.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 06:20 PM (oVJmc) 197
Lol. That was so tacky.
Posted by: Lea at November 02, 2015 06:19 PM (vmMMi) But true if you ever were on a Fitrep or Selection Board Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 06:20 PM (gf8BH) 198
>>>> Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 02, 2015 06:16 PM (mvenn)
------ That sounds like the death spiral is here and working according to plan. I guess that means sudden pleas and demands for single payer next with the GOPe offering to assist to "fix" the problem. Posted by: L, Elle at November 02, 2015 06:20 PM (2x3L+) 199
I'm thinking everyone on The View could be replaced by H-1B visa holders and nobody who watches ABC would know the fucking difference.
Posted by: Fritz at November 02, 2015 06:21 PM (3tjn4) 200
Again your looking at Israeli Politics from an American Point of view and you throw around terms like Kibbutznik as if it's an insult. I really don't think you have very grasp of Israeli Society or Politics.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 06:15 PM (gf8BH) I lived in Israel for more than a few years and I spent a couple on kibbutzim. I've been involved with Israeli politics for near my whole life. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2015 06:21 PM (zc3Db) 201
I support Cruz but I find him to a weird looking dude.
__________________ LOL. Yep, he's no beauty either, but nobody judges men by their looks, no matter how weird. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 02, 2015 06:21 PM (a31sM) 202
Man or woman? You decide.
http://tinyurl.com/p6m3nqg Posted by: Nip Sip Ugh. She could be Debbie Wasserman Schultz's sister. Either that, or the bass player in an 80's hair band. Posted by: OregonMuse at November 02, 2015 06:21 PM (u6Z2u) 203
"We totally waiting until you were out of earshot and everything to start snarking on you. What the hell do you want from us?"
Posted by: Leftists Everywhere at November 02, 2015 06:22 PM (k9qR4) 204
Are you saying your daughter wouldn't offer them hand sanitizer or offer them advice on the benefits of a shopping car cover?
Posted by: buzzion at November 02, 2015 06:16 PM (z/Ubi) ========================================== Well, let's just say there's a high chance she would put hand sanitizer in their IV and smother them with a cart cover. I don't think that's in the textbook, but she's good at improvising. Posted by: grammie winger, goin' to the chapel at November 02, 2015 06:22 PM (dFi94) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 02, 2015 06:22 PM (LA7Cm) 206
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 06:18 PM (kpqmD)
Well, look at this way. If it hadn't been for the "Daughter of Satan" you wouldn't be the dad for those kids,. so that's something to grateful for. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2015 06:22 PM (No/ki) 207
I think Carly looks great. She is an older women with thinnish hair
She looks age appropriate, her wardrobe is amazing, and she doest have too much makeup on for TV. Not even close she looks like an attractive older woman. So what Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at November 02, 2015 06:22 PM (zOTsN) 208
Tonight the hosts of The View shove their faces in bowls of dough and make gorilla cookies.
And there goes a perfectly good mouthful of water... Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 06:23 PM (LUgeY) 209
The call "The View"...."The View", because Vagina monologue was already taken
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 02, 2015 06:23 PM (uJK1E) 210
"If I woke up naked and drunk next to any one of those women, I would chew my arm off to get away without waking them up"
This is the definition of a Coyote Fcuk. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 02, 2015 06:23 PM (VPLuQ) 211
By the way, I banged Whoopie too.
Talk about going where no man should go..... Thank God I finally sobered up enough to get my sense of smell back. She smelled like a cat litter box from behind an Indian restaurant Posted by: Captain Pickard at November 02, 2015 06:23 PM (BlCZ6) 212
209 The call "The View"...."The View", because Vagina monologue was already taken
My Husband calls it the Spew... Posted by: donna at November 02, 2015 06:23 PM (/dSsq) 213
as the great Dennis Miller once opined, "Life's a Behar". no kidding.
Posted by: the Butcher at November 02, 2015 06:23 PM (fUjxW) 214
OT-I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your post
about your dear germ obsessed daughter and saying that you take the kids to play in the lake and muck and then feed them candy. and cookies It made me laugh. They must think you're a very cool grammie. :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2015 06:20 PM (No/ki) ==================================== thank you, she said very quietly lest the Germ Nazi hears Posted by: grammie winger, goin' to the chapel at November 02, 2015 06:24 PM (dFi94) 215
@181...yep, and they often forget they were once student nurses giving an enema in wrong orifice.
While they should not "eat their own" they don't take crap from anyone. I loved it that the stupid women on The View (which I consider torture for Gitmo) had to apologize for the statement that nurses wear stethoscopes and "pretend" to be doctors. Total ignorance. I guess the beetches on The View pretend to be relevant. Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 02, 2015 06:24 PM (eXl9F) 216
I lived in Israel for more than a few years and I spent a couple on kibbutzim. I've been involved with Israeli politics for near my whole life.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2015 06:21 PM (zc3Db) So have I. And if you have you know that most of the Senior Leadership of the Country and the Military came out of the Kibbutz Movement which was as much a movement of necessity as ideology...Are you calling all those "Kibbutzniks" raving left wing socialists? That would come as a shock to Sharon and Dyan Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 06:24 PM (gf8BH) Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at November 02, 2015 06:24 PM (uJK1E) 218
My proctologist watches the View, every day at work.
Posted by: Roy at November 02, 2015 06:25 PM (fWLrt) 219
>>> We helped raise your profile so you would be included in the sea of men
LOL, yes, Fiorina owes her popularity among conservatives to Whoopi Goldberg. Posted by: dan-O at November 02, 2015 06:25 PM (ByqK7) 220
Cruz will get judged by his looks. They called Paul Ryan "Eddie Munster". They'll do worse for Cruz I know people here don't like Ryan, but men an be very much judged on their looks-depending on one's political party. On the political forum I was on before several male leftists went on and on about "Eddie Munster" .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2015 06:26 PM (No/ki) 221
We raised your profile... we gave you your due..
ie... we the Gatekeepers have the power... we allowed you into our presence, and thus ALLOWED the world to see you... Therefore, you are beholden to us, even if we make fun of you later... peasant... This is truly how the Media thinks... Posted by: BB Wolf at November 02, 2015 06:26 PM (qh617) 222
women like Carly used to be described as "handsome" and not in a lesbionic sort of way
she carries herself with dignity. She looks formidable Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at November 02, 2015 06:26 PM (zOTsN) 223
Well patient showed up...later
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 06:26 PM (gf8BH) 224
I can't wait til Whoopie and her hag friends discuss Bernie Sanders hair and face, and Hillary's fat ankles and ass and crinkled skin.
Posted by: LASue at November 02, 2015 06:27 PM (pWeX5) 225
194
>>I think Ted Danson is the only man stupid enough to admit having sex with Whoopie Frank Langella. After Danson, IIRC. Posted by: Lizzy It's just virtue signaling. "I sleep with a butt-ugly, bitter black woman, because I'm so deep and sensitive and all". Are you not impressed? I don't make a practice of talking publicly about my sex life. Posted by: pep at November 02, 2015 06:27 PM (LAe3v) 226
I'm a Fiorina supporter, so in return for a donation I got a copy of her personal and political biography. According to Fiorina, her cancer experience--one in which she narrowly escaped death--gave her a new perspective on things. Not saying Carly is unique in this regard--she isn't and would say she isn't. I am saying she is the best equipped of all the candidates to deal gracefully with a hostile press.
So if the Leftist feminists of The View think Fiorina is going to give them anything they can use against us, they're badly, sadly mistaken. Carly's nobody's agitprop. Posted by: troyriser at November 02, 2015 06:27 PM (gJU39) 227
94 "Now she's pretty hot.
So, once again, it takes the conservative to bring the good looks to the View crew." Yeah, she really grew up to be hot. She also seems fairly normal and happy. Valeri Bure is a lucky man. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 02, 2015 05:58 PM (OD2ni) She's married to Valeri Bure? Pavel Bure's brother? Who knew? Posted by: Northernlurker at November 02, 2015 06:27 PM (hJrjt) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 02, 2015 06:27 PM (ej1L0) 229
"Just for the record, 11 out of 23 state health insurance co-ops, created
under the auspices of Obamacare, have either closed or been shut down in 2015, eight of them since the last week of September." Someone help me out here. When competition goes down, in what direction do prices then typically go? I can never remember. Posted by: torquewrench at November 02, 2015 06:27 PM (noWW6) 230
fatties are gonna fat
Posted by: x at November 02, 2015 06:28 PM (57fhp) 231
LOL. Yep, he's no beauty either, but nobody judges men by their looks, no matter how weird.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 02, 2015 06:21 PM (a31sM) Really??? and how many Trump Hair jokes have we heard in the last.... oh... 30 years? Posted by: BB Wolf at November 02, 2015 06:28 PM (qh617) 232
Carly needs to tone the botox down a little.
Posted by: Secretary of State Mashed Potato Face at November 02, 2015 06:28 PM (REdlt) 233
I guess that means sudden pleas and demands for single payer next ...
*** Yeppers. Colorado has a group that has petitioned to put a state single payer plan on the 2016 ballot. 10% tax (to start with, certain to go up) for everybody...well except for the folks who are exempted. All according to plan and if anything ahead of schedule. These co-ops knew the risk corridor payments were going to be cut, but CMS waited until the first of Oct to announce it. If I were paranoid I might wonder at the timing, just in time for people to get upset about the "broken system" and clamor to fix it. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 02, 2015 06:29 PM (mvenn) 234
@201 LOL. Yep, he's no beauty either, but nobody judges men by their looks, no matter how weird.
---------------- *cough*Waxman*cough* Posted by: junior at November 02, 2015 06:29 PM (PVi+Q) 235
>>I loved it that the stupid women on The View had to apologize for the statement that nurses wear
stethoscopes and "pretend" to be doctors. Yeah, who knew that nurses wear scrubs and use a stethoscope, eh? That's like sacred, hidden knowledge only shared after an oath of secrecy. Or, you know, a visit to the doctor's office or hospital. At least make jokes that make sense, shrews!! Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 06:29 PM (NOIQH) 236
Jindal. Now that dude's funny-looking.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 06:30 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2015 06:30 PM (gyKtp) 238
Boy I tell ya, I took Whoopi to the beach...everyone kept asking me what I used for bait.
I tell ya she's ugly. I took her to the proctologist...he stuck his finger in her mouth. I'm sayin' she's ugly. The elephant man paid 2 bits to look at her. Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at November 02, 2015 06:30 PM (awspb) 239
I actually think Cruz is pretty good looking and sexy, mainly because he is so smart. Not as hot as Netanyahu, though.
Posted by: LASue at November 02, 2015 06:30 PM (pWeX5) 240
Yep, he's no beauty either, but nobody judges men by their looks, no matter how weird.
If that was true, Joe Biden wouldn't have aerated his head. Posted by: pep at November 02, 2015 06:30 PM (LAe3v) 241
So have I. And if you have you know that most of the Senior Leadership of the Country and the Military came out of the Kibbutz Movement which was as much a movement of necessity as ideology...
The elite soldiers come from the kibbutzim because the kibbutzim are farms and farm life makes for the toughest soldiers. The same is true here. The kibbutz movement was based on pure leftist ideology. Yes, kibbutzim were set up in the beginning as defensive posts but make no mistake that the kibbutznics have always been addle-brained leftists who thought they were going to make Israel into a socialist paradise. Shame the bankruptcy of pretty much every kibbutz got in the way. Are you calling all those "Kibbutzniks" raving left wing socialists? That would come as a shock to Sharon and Dyan Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 06:24 PM (gf8BH) The secular Kibbutzim are all radical left. Period. There is no debate about this. Not all kibbutznics are radical leftists, though, since the children of leftists are not necessarily leftists. But Golda was not the child of a kibbutznic and she didn't go to a kibbutz because she was shipped there. She was a true believer kibbutznic and a far-left socialist. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2015 06:31 PM (zc3Db) 242
Why are we so concerned about appearances? Carly and Whoopie are both wonderful, beautiful women. They should stick together against the male pigs who are trying to destroy them by denying them abortion. As a tribute to John Kerry, I will cut off someone else's penis and throw it onto the White House lawn as a protest.
Posted by: Modern Man at November 02, 2015 06:31 PM (E5UB0) 243
I'm going to say that Carly doesn't look (at least to my unedumacated eye) like she's had a bunch of cosmetic surgery. Obviously, to the weird, child molesting psychopaths who normally inhabit television and movies this would look abnormal. Hence the snark from Behar and "Goldberg".
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 02, 2015 06:31 PM (k9qR4) 244
238
Boy I tell ya, I took Whoopi to the beach...everyone kept asking me what I used for bait. I tell ya she's ugly. I took her to the proctologist...he stuck his finger in her mouth. I'm sayin' she's ugly. The elephant man paid 2 bits to look at her. Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield Man, that guy was funny. Posted by: pep at November 02, 2015 06:32 PM (LAe3v) 245
as the great Dennis Miller once opined, "Life's a Behar". no kidding.
Joy Behar is always billed as a "comedian". Here's my question: How do you get to be called a comedian when the last comic set you performed on stage was during the Reagan administration? Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2015 06:32 PM (jhqr1) 246
tons and tons of men do Botox who are on TV as well
you can tell because the inner eyebrow stays down while the out brow is still moves gives them a Spock like appearance when smiling Sam Donaldson did, tons of them I dont think its Botox so much with Carly as maybe fillers. But overall she has a pleasing countenance this isnt about who youd like to have sex with another abuser of Botox with Spock brow? Joe Biden Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at November 02, 2015 06:33 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Corporal Hudson at November 02, 2015 06:33 PM (RFeQD) 248
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2015 06:31 PM (zc3Db)
Sorry I disagree with much of your analysis, but that's ok, it makes the world go round Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 06:33 PM (gf8BH) 249
Sarah Palin was full of platitudes, and very little substance.
When Ace said she should study up and hit the books, he was completely right about that. Not ready for prime time. Posted by: Trump at November 02, 2015 06:34 PM (mcm0N) 250
Boy I tell ya, I took Whoopi to the beach...everyone kept asking me what I used for bait.
I tell ya she's ugly. I took her to the proctologist...he stuck his finger in her mouth. I'm sayin' she's ugly. The elephant man paid 2 bits to look at her. Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield ------------------------------------------------------------------- When she was a toddler, the cat kept trying to bury her. When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother. Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 06:34 PM (E5UB0) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2015 06:34 PM (zc3Db) 252
Whenever I see Ted Danson, I wonder what was so wrong with him that he slept with such an unattractive and nasty woman as Whoopie.
But he's pretty dang good in the new Fargo. Posted by: LASue at November 02, 2015 06:35 PM (pWeX5) 253
My guess is that shrews will quickly apologize and behave respectfully, knowing that an adult is in the room.
Posted by: Levin at November 02, 2015 06:35 PM (eOdp2) 254
I don't make a practice of talking publicly about my sex life.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2015 06:27 PM (LAe3v) Thanks for respecting my privacy. Posted by: The Chicken at November 02, 2015 06:35 PM (8ZskC) 255
Sorry I disagree with much of your analysis, but that's ok, it makes the world go round
Actually, what makes the world spin is a giant internal mechanism powered by several thousand surplus DeLorean engines. Posted by: hacking an old Bloom County joke at November 02, 2015 06:35 PM (8bZvl) 256
I'm Hot, Cruz is not so hot, but he sucks up to me, and that's important--shows character.
Posted by: Trump at November 02, 2015 06:36 PM (mcm0N) 257
>>>I tell ya she's ugly. I took her to the proctologist...he stuck his finger in her mouth.
I don't get it. Can someone please explain this joke to me? Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at November 02, 2015 06:36 PM (E5UB0) 258
@235...I'd love it if ole Whoopie or Joy were admitted and the nurse assigned to them walked in wearing her stethoscope (a part of first semester nursing school is to freaking own one), place a sterile towel on the bedside table, open a kit with a sharp scalpel and say, "I am fixing to gut you like a deer to practice being a doctor."
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 02, 2015 06:37 PM (eXl9F) 259
As an aside, Fiorina had plastic surgery done after her cancer ordeal as a result of the medical treatment she received. Radiation and chemotherapy ravage the body even while saving it. She didn't have the work done because she's shallow or vain.
Posted by: troyriser at November 02, 2015 06:37 PM (gJU39) 260
Funny how RadioE looks just like Journolist--such unanimity--it's really quite flattering.
Posted by: Trump at November 02, 2015 06:37 PM (mcm0N) Posted by: Ted Danson at November 02, 2015 06:38 PM (c7vUv) 262
And now this:
You're not black," host Jeannie Mai said to Dolezal, who is white. "You weren't born black, so when you say you are black, it makes it hard for people to understand where you're coming from," "Right, and that's why I said I acknowledge that I was biologically born white, to white parents" Dolezal said to cheers and applause from the studio audience. "But I identify as black," she continued. Dolezal is Czech and German. Posted by: pep at November 02, 2015 06:38 PM (LAe3v) 263
Broncos trade for Vernon Davis TE from SF for draft picks. You know who this helps? That's right, Vernon Davis. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2015 06:39 PM (ODxAs) 264
"How do you get to be called a comedian when the last comic set you performed on stage was during the Reagan administration?"
And I don't think I've ever heard her say anything "funny." Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 02, 2015 06:39 PM (LA7Cm) 265
Un-natural like a three way with Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Beyhard-- but still flattering.
Posted by: Trump at November 02, 2015 06:39 PM (mcm0N) 266
"Right, and that's why I said I acknowledge that I was biologically born white, to white parents" Dolezal said to cheers and applause from the studio audience. "But I identify as black," she continued. America 2015: Where Your Fondest Self-Delusions Can Come True. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 06:39 PM (oVJmc) 267
As an aside, Fiorina had plastic surgery done after her cancer ordeal as a result of the medical treatment she received. Radiation and chemotherapy ravage the body even while saving it. She didn't have the work done because she's shallow or vain.
Posted by: troyriser at Novem here here and frankly who cares why she did it. She isnt trying to look like Pamela Anderson Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at November 02, 2015 06:39 PM (zOTsN) 268
257 >>>I tell ya she's ugly. I took her to the proctologist...he stuck his finger in her mouth.
I don't get it. Can someone please explain this joke to me? Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at November 02, 2015 06:36 PM (E5UB0) IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S SO UGLY HE MISTOOK HER FACE FOR HER BUTT AND HER MOUTH FOR HER RECTUM! Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 02, 2015 06:40 PM (kpqmD) 269
Oops, meant to credit Instapundit for the Dolezal quote.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2015 06:40 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner at November 02, 2015 06:40 PM (8ZskC) 271
I think Carly looks fine. She dresses way better than the Dem specimen of pantsuit tunics. Carly has some great clothes. She is very smart and they will be terrified to cross her on air.
I am still not going to watch that dumb show, but do hope she whacks them around. Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at November 02, 2015 06:41 PM (eXl9F) 272
268 257 >>>I tell ya she's ugly. I took her to the proctologist...he stuck his finger in her mouth.
I don't get it. Can someone please explain this joke to me? Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at November 02, 2015 06:36 PM (E5UB0) IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S SO UGLY HE MISTOOK HER FACE FOR HER BUTT AND HER MOUTH FOR HER RECTUM! Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 06:42 PM (H/5vA) 273
Joy Behar is just as much of a comedian as Bill Maher.
They don't make people laugh, they make them clap. because they approve of their mean-spirited little put-downs of the Other (Christian, GOP, Southern, etc.). I'm so very tired of every comedian pretending to be a political pundit. Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 06:42 PM (NOIQH) 274
America 2015: Where Your Fondest Self-Delusions Can Come True.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 06:39 PM (oVJmc) Yup... it used to be if your view of reality, did not mesh with reality... you were considered insane.. Now you get applauded on talk shows.... I'd start self identifying as Napoleon... but I'm too dang tall... and I don't look good in funny hats... Posted by: BB Wolf at November 02, 2015 06:42 PM (qh617) 275
"Right, and that's why I said I acknowledge that I was
biologically born white, to white parents" Dolezal said to cheers and applause from the studio audience. "But I identify as black," she continued. America 2015: Where Your Fondest Self-Delusions Can Come True. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 06:39 PM (oVJmc) ============================================== They used to put people like that in the hospital, and give them anti-psychotics. Posted by: grammie winger, goin' to the chapel at November 02, 2015 06:42 PM (dFi94) 276
I will give a shit what they think when they honestly discuss the ridiculousness of John Kerry and Joe Bidens ever morphing plastic faces and speaking of Botox brow? look no further than FLOTUS, who we are routinely told is the most beautiful woman in the world Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at November 02, 2015 06:43 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: tu3031 at November 02, 2015 06:43 PM (YFFpo) 278
Well, Whoopie, as Rod Stewart sings in "Stay With Me", "with a face like that you got nuthin' to laugh about" . . .
Posted by: Ned Reid at November 02, 2015 06:43 PM (IGg8o) 279
Joy Behar is just as much of a comedian as Bill Maher.
They don't make people laugh, they make them clap. because they approve of their mean-spirited little put-downs of the Other (Christian, GOP, Southern, etc.). Posted by: Lizzy See also: Stewart, Jon and Colbert, Steven. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at November 02, 2015 06:43 PM (awspb) Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at November 02, 2015 06:44 PM (8ZskC) 281
She isnt trying to look like Pamela Anderson
Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at November 02, 2015 06:39 PM (zOTsN) I've seen pictures. Pamela Anderson doesn't look like Pamela Anderson. Plastic surgery addicts don't age well. Posted by: troyriser at November 02, 2015 06:45 PM (gJU39) 282
Not even if I was the last man alive on Earth and they were the only surviving females and it was 20 below outside
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 02, 2015 06:46 PM (JO9+V) 283
>>They used to put people like that in the hospital, and give them anti-psychotics.
Arsenic and Old Lace 'Teddy Roosevelt' Brewster: "Chaaaaaarge!!!" Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 06:46 PM (NOIQH) 284
They used to put people like that in the hospital, and give them anti-psychotics.
Now they get propped up as some type of hero by the left. #WASTF Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 06:46 PM (LUgeY) 285
lsu vs alabama will be smashmouth, both have had a week off
Posted by: Feh at November 02, 2015 06:47 PM (6o8TS) 286
>>But can Fiorino pull off a blue Dacron pantsuit? No?
Well then. Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton Nobody wants to see you pulling off a pantsuit of any color. Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2015 06:47 PM (c7vUv) 287
FLOTUS has the worst Botox ever. Her brows are so low in the middle they practically meet at the center of the bridge of her nose
so when she smiles or laughs the ends wing up and she looks like The Joker geez. The View talk about that? Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at November 02, 2015 06:47 PM (zOTsN) 288
I looked up Ted Danson on Wiki.
His affair with Whoops let to his divorce and a 30 million dollar payout. Oops. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2015 06:48 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 06:49 PM (LUgeY) 290
so danson really was as stupid as his bar character
Posted by: Feh at November 02, 2015 06:49 PM (6o8TS) 291
>>
FLOTUS has the worst Botox ever. Her brows are so low in the middle they practically meet at the center of the bridge of her nose She's plucked out her eyebrows and the drawn them in - why do women do that? Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 06:50 PM (NOIQH) 292
Broncos trade for Vernon Davis TE from SF for draft picks.
You know who this helps? That's right, Vernon Davis. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2015 06:39 PM (ODxAs) We're having a fire sale! All of our good players must go! We've gotten rid of Frank Gore, Michael Crabtree, and most of our D-line. We have no pass rush, no offense, and our pass defense has more holes than Whoopi Goldberg's diaphragm. And we like it that way! --SF 49ers Front Office Posted by: OregonMuse at November 02, 2015 06:51 PM (u6Z2u) 293
"Right, and that's why I said I acknowledge that I was
biologically born white, to white parents" Dolezal said to cheers and applause from the studio audience. "But I identify as black," she continued. ------------------------------------------------------------ That's pretty fucked up. Why would anyone want to voluntarily identify as being black? Posted by: Michael Jackson at November 02, 2015 06:51 PM (E5UB0) 294
>>I looked up Ted Danson on Wiki.
His affair with Whoops let to his divorce and a 30 million dollar payout. Oops. Posted by: NaCly Dog Wow, Ted charged Whoopie 30 million to have sex with her. He must have given her a discount. Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2015 06:51 PM (c7vUv) Posted by: Feh at November 02, 2015 06:51 PM (6o8TS) 296
I want to thank Presdent Obama for solving another problem that Bush created and that being the unfair treatment of Persons of color other then persons with no color. Bush was aracist and only cared for persons of no color based the fact that he never did anything to help persons of color in Africa.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 02, 2015 06:52 PM (EIFYf) 297
She's plucked out her eyebrows and the drawn them in - why do women do that? Posted by: Lizzy Not a fucking clue. Posted by: Frida Kahlo at November 02, 2015 06:52 PM (JmGFJ) Posted by: Feh at November 02, 2015 06:53 PM (6o8TS) 299
284 Aviator
It was the only way Woops could get laid. Her money wasn't doing any good in the bank. Ted Danson = stupid. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2015 06:53 PM (u82oZ) 300
She's plucked out her eyebrows and the drawn them in - why do women do that?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 06:50 PM (NOIQH) It's the only way to get a certain effect. http://tinyurl.com/o99tnn4 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2015 06:53 PM (8ZskC) 301
Sacred honor compels me to say . . .
I can't, I just can't! My penis is hiding way up in my belly at just the thought. *sobs* Posted by: Will Folks at November 02, 2015 06:54 PM (JO9+V) 302
All I figure is that Danson really hated his wife and realized she would demand a divorce if he slept with that
Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at November 02, 2015 06:54 PM (zOTsN) 303
I've seen pictures. Pamela Anderson doesn't look like Pamela Anderson. Plastic surgery addicts don't age well.
Ever see "Botched"? It's a show about two plastic surgeons who fix other doctor's mistakes. One's a nose man and the other is a breast man. Basically anyone in the US with a medical degree can do plastic surgery. Even dentists. So you end up with jackasses who have never lifted a scalpel before doing cosmetic work on people. The whole thing has made me much more suspicious of MDs in general. Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2015 06:55 PM (jhqr1) 304
>>>so danson really was as stupid as his bar character<<<
Wasn't Danson a teetotaler in that smash hit series, Becker? Posted by: Fritz at November 02, 2015 06:56 PM (3tjn4) 305
America 2015: Where Your Fondest Self-Delusions Can Come True.
Hear, hear. Posted by: Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner ---------------------------------------------------------------- Laugh it up, buddy. Once I perfect the voice, you will not be able to tell the difference. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 02, 2015 06:56 PM (E5UB0) 306
When I'm done with my insane Presidential run and after I quit the Senate, I'm gonna take my place as the token conservative and prettiest bitch on The View.
Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham at November 02, 2015 06:58 PM (REdlt) 307
Don't diss Whoopi. She did amazing things with my harpsichord theme.
Posted by: Johann Sebastian Bach at November 02, 2015 06:58 PM (E5UB0) 308
>>>Carly Fiorina Still Tangling With the Ugly, Ghoul-Faced Shrills of "The View"
Shrills? Shills. Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 07:00 PM (E5UB0) 309
Joy Behar's witch head had no comment.
Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at November 02, 2015 07:01 PM (NBhge) 310
That's pretty fucked up. Why would anyone want to voluntarily identify as being black?
Posted by: Michael Jackson at November 02, 2015 06:51 PM (E5UB0) ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Lower expectations? Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2015 07:02 PM (NaeCR) 311
When Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar call you ugly, it's time to smack some bitches.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 07:02 PM (oVJmc) 312
Yak 'em, Smack 'em!
Posted by: Jive Dude at November 02, 2015 07:03 PM (JO9+V) 313
Whoopi? Dat bitch look like Yoshi wit dredlocks.
Posted by: Vbjonny at November 02, 2015 07:06 PM (ZkInz) 314
310 That's pretty fucked up. Why would anyone want to voluntarily identify as being black?
Posted by: Michael Jackson at November 02, 2015 06:51 PM (E5UB0) ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Lower expectations? Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2015 07:02 PM (NaeCR) If your a Dem, permanent and laminated race card plus immunity +1 from being called a racist Posted by: Doom Rider at November 02, 2015 07:06 PM (ck8TA) 315
They used to put people like that in the hospital, and give them anti-psychotics.
At least she isn't claiming to be JFK. Posted by: Just a little bat of sand up there now at November 02, 2015 07:07 PM (2lndx) 316
You forgot rule #1 around here. If you don't know what it is, for the sake of your sanity do not google it!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 02, 2015 05:58 PM (YJmuy) Yeah. I learned that the hard way. Still looking for brain bleach. Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at November 02, 2015 07:10 PM (dPpmC) 317
There were a number of reasons to dislike ST The Next Degeneration. The Whoopster tops my list.
Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2015 07:10 PM (BO/km) 318
Fie. Fie, I backlash thee and thou instrument of nature.
Posted by: Whoopi Cushion at November 02, 2015 07:11 PM (FkBIv) Posted by: GBruno at November 02, 2015 07:11 PM (u49WF) 320
I'd rather see Carly breeze it all off like NBD. You can't confront. Ridiculing your enemy works like a charm.
Posted by: Marybel at November 02, 2015 07:11 PM (mxd0k) 321
>>>There were a number of reasons to dislike ST The Next Degeneration. The Whoopster tops my list.
Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2015 07:10 PM (BO/km)<<< Word. Posted by: Wil Wheaton at November 02, 2015 07:16 PM (REdlt) 322
every single person in obama's DHS should be fired
Posted by: Feh at November 02, 2015 07:17 PM (Uk9e2) 323
There were a number of reasons to dislike ST The Next Degeneration. The Whoopster tops my list.
Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2015 07:10 PM (BO/km)<<< Yup. Somehow her role / persona as the wise sage has stuck with her. Total BS. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 02, 2015 07:18 PM (JO9+V) 324
Maybe if Carly threw some water on them. It worked on the Wicked Witch of the West, didn't it?
Posted by: Retired Spook at November 02, 2015 07:19 PM (9oYbH) 325
Show needs a cauldron.
Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2015 07:22 PM (BO/km) 326
Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-Mentia) is really Exidor.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy ------------------------------------------------------------- This is why I keep coming back here. Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 07:23 PM (E5UB0) 327
Maybe Carly should give them demented. Walk out on stage with a running chain saw and start swinging.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 02, 2015 07:24 PM (9iR5/) Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 07:24 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: eman at November 02, 2015 07:24 PM (MQEz6) 330
Yup. Somehow her role / persona as the wise sage has stuck with her. Total BS.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 02, 2015 07:18 PM (JO9+V) In the early days of teh internetz, back when I was arguing on alt.abortion newsgroup, some pro-abortion idiot tried to ridicule of then-celebrity NY Giants player Mark Bavaro's pro-life stance by snarking, "you should be against abortion because he carries a football around" or some such bullshit, so I came back with "so I should be for abortion because Whoopie Goldberg wore a funny hat on Star Trek"? He didn't have an answer for that. Posted by: OregonMuse at November 02, 2015 07:27 PM (u6Z2u) Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 07:28 PM (jJRIy) 332
Double, double, Carly's face gives her trouble.
Be we so ugly... looks like our necks blew a bubble. Posted by: witches of The View at November 02, 2015 07:28 PM (REdlt) 333
The fact that Behar's first name is Joy is misleading enough to merit a lawsuit from the FTC for false advertising.
Posted by: vivi at November 02, 2015 07:29 PM (11H2y) 334
Don't understand the appeal of The View. The last time I watched it was 17 years ago: Rupaul was a guest and he politely but firmly told off the harridans by pointing out that although he is a man in drag, he was dressed more femininely than the four slacks-wearing hags sitting around the table.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 02, 2015 07:31 PM (oQQwD) 335
333 The fact that Behar's first name is Joy is misleading enough to merit a lawsuit from the FTC for false advertising
Kinda like Almond Joy. There's something evil lurking inside. Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2015 07:32 PM (BO/km) Posted by: Harry Reid, Pederast at November 02, 2015 07:32 PM (jJRIy) 337
BUT MICHELLE OBAMA IS A CAPTIVATING BEAUTY! AND MY HILLARY IS ELEGANT AND CHARMING! RIGHT?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE LIES! THE BURNING! Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at November 02, 2015 07:32 PM (rUc9h) 338
I'm hoping that she makes them look so bad they refuse to run the show.
Aka, she makes them all her "Jon Stewart Bitches" (Whenever anyone was kicking Stewart in the balls on the show, Stewart would run the studio interview longer and longer... Until he could cobble together 3 respectable minutes to put on the air. The rest went in the dumpster, or occasionally the website. Monumental pussy) Posted by: wooga at November 02, 2015 07:34 PM (5DrNI) Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 02, 2015 07:34 PM (E5UB0) 340
Just hold Bo Bo's eye right there and watch it spit on you.
Posted by: Harry Reid, Pederast at November 02, 2015 07:34 PM (jJRIy) 341
ST Reboot, starring Wil Wheaton, George Takei, and Whoopi Goldberg!!11!
Posted by: wooga at November 02, 2015 07:36 PM (5DrNI) 342
I think her entire candidacy hinges on this one moment. She didn't get her usual bump after her last debate performance. She strikes me as the bloodthirsty, gladiator type. I'm predicting that she goes in there, spits on her hands, and starts slitting throats.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2015 07:39 PM (Rtyzj) 343
I agree, this is make or break for Fiorina. She got a big boost from the last debate but then the press freaked out at her rise and choked off her air so she disappeared. This is her last chance to force notice on her again.
She's got the chops to do it, for sure. We'll see what she does with it. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 02, 2015 07:40 PM (39g3+) 344
What do you know about anything, you big dummy?
Posted by: Lamont Sanford at November 02, 2015 07:43 PM (AfsKp) Posted by: Lamont Sanford at November 02, 2015 07:44 PM (AfsKp) 346
"344 What do you know about anything, you big dummy?
Posted by: Lamont Sanford at November 02, 2015 07:43 PM" Maybe not much. But I do know this, I'm about to whip out my twin .45s and send you to join your late wife, Elizabeth. Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2015 07:46 PM (Rtyzj) 347
Whoopi, I think it's time we revived our blackface routine, don't you?
Posted by: Ted Dancingson at November 02, 2015 07:46 PM (Dwehj) Posted by: Fritz at November 02, 2015 07:47 PM (3tjn4) 349
ST Reboot, starring Wil Wheaton, George Takei, and Whoopi Goldberg!!11!
Posted by: wooga They crash into an alternate universe and Takei marries Captain Jack Harkness. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 02, 2015 07:47 PM (FkBIv) 350
So David Brooks, he of pants crease fame, actually said Yeb! is the laxative candidate? Jeb-Lax? He does sort of have the look of someone who just shit his pants, doesn't he?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 02, 2015 07:48 PM (dvuhZ) 351
Wait. Whoopie has had nine (9) abortions?
Now I'm beginning to reconsider my pro-life stance. Posted by: Fritz She is related to the cat in Red Dwarf. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 02, 2015 07:48 PM (FkBIv) 352
OT
I saw on my bing page the headline that NASA finally admits the Polar Icecap is actually *increasing* in size. But when you click the link *none* of the carriers on the first page are MSM, except for yahoo news, which is carrying a story that the antarctic ice melt could raise the sea by 3 meters. AAAAAAARRRRRRGH. These people are so vile. I guess I should be grateful that Bing actually had the link in the first place. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 02, 2015 07:49 PM (E5UB0) 353
Maybe not much. But I do know this, I'm about to whip out my twin .45s
and send you to join your late wife, Elizabeth.>>> You are getting Your Sanford's confused. Posted by: Fred Sanford at November 02, 2015 07:49 PM (wHX4r) Posted by: Lamont Sanford at November 02, 2015 07:50 PM (AfsKp) 355
BROOKS: If I were him I'd lead with his strength and just say boring, "Hey, I'm boring. I'm boring. Is our problem in Washington we don't have enough boringness? No, it's we've got too much craziness. And so I'm gonna be your sedative. I'm gonna be a laxative, I guess, to calm you down." I like the slogan that they're adjusting to, "I can fix it." And so I think he just ought to say that and be himself.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 02, 2015 07:50 PM (FkBIv) 356
"343 I agree, this is make or break for Fiorina. She got a big boost from the last debate but then the press freaked out at her rise and choked off her air so she disappeared. This is her last chance to force notice on her again.
She's got the chops to do it, for sure. We'll see what she does with it. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 02, 2015 07:40 PM" This appearance is going to be played wall to wall on all the cable news nets. She'll be getting Trump-level publicity for a day. The harder she goes after those harpies, the better off she'll be. Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2015 07:50 PM (Rtyzj) 357
Watch it, sucka!
Posted by: Aunt Esther at November 02, 2015 07:51 PM (dvuhZ) Posted by: Lamont Sanford at November 02, 2015 07:51 PM (AfsKp) 359
Darlin', you were a three-bagger...but what a ride!
Posted by: Ted Dancingson at November 02, 2015 07:52 PM (Dwehj) 360
Oh, Glory!
Posted by: Aunt Esther at November 02, 2015 07:56 PM (dvuhZ) 361
Hey Whoopsie---put a sock in it.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 02, 2015 08:00 PM (Sda6L) 362
Elizabeth isn't dead, she's hiking the Appalachian Trail.
Posted by: Mark Sanford at November 02, 2015 08:02 PM (oVJmc) 363
Hopefully she has her own video recording to counter the editing job they will sling together.
Posted by: venus velvet at November 02, 2015 08:13 PM (g94P/) 364
"You are getting Your Sanford's confused.
Posted by: Fred Sanford at November 02, 2015 07:49 PM" Accept my condolences on the death of your wife. And get a handle on your son. My agents have discovered him frequenting the company of a known gangland thug named Rollo. Tell your son that the weed of crime bears bitter fruit. If he continues to associate with the crminal element, I'll know. Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2015 08:13 PM (Rtyzj) 365
no conservative would ever do such a thing !!
Posted by: righter at November 02, 2015 08:14 PM (W6z+Y) 366
[342] I think her entire candidacy hinges on this one moment. She didn't get
her usual bump after her last debate performance. She strikes me as the bloodthirsty, gladiator type. I'm predicting that she goes in there, spits on her hands, and starts slitting throats. Tis a consumation devoutly to be wished! They'd have a hard time coming up with three equally repugnant harridans to replace them. Posted by: Retired Spook at November 02, 2015 08:52 PM (9oYbH) 367
Hopefully she has her own video recording to counter the editing job they will sling together.
Every conservative should do this. Its easy to do too, just someone with a little digital job. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 02, 2015 09:13 PM (39g3+) 368
#366
They'd have a hard time coming up with three equally repugnant harridans to replace them. Any Special Persyns Studies Dept at any university has a lounge full of them. Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 02, 2015 10:14 PM (Kucy5) 369
Whoopi is so ugly, I heard Helen Keller put gloves on to feel her face.
Posted by: Jeff Evans at November 02, 2015 10:37 PM (CQud6) 370
Joy Behar looks like an puffy faced version of Bette Midler.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 03, 2015 09:00 AM (evdj2) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0696 seconds. |
MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
|