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Open Thread
Peder Mørk Mønsted, "Glimpses of the Sun in Sæby Stream" (1916)
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 09:06 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 09:06 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 09:07 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at November 02, 2015 09:10 AM (HhSOK)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at November 02, 2015 09:10 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Emmie at November 02, 2015 09:11 AM (my5Fr)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 02, 2015 09:11 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 09:12 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 02, 2015 09:11 AM (iONHu)
Only after her third tequila.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2015 09:13 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 09:13 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 09:13 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 02, 2015 09:13 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 02, 2015 09:14 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2015 09:16 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 09:16 AM (hZrhT)
Posted by: Bigby's Floating Thumb Trick at November 02, 2015 09:17 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Kindltot
A great place to walk and talk and poke sticks in the water. The words I'm bored would not be spoken if you live near a creek/crik like this.
Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2015 09:18 AM (8ikIW)
Jaish al-Islam, regarded as the most powerful rebel group near the capital, has put regime soldiers and Alawite civilians it was holding in metal cages, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights told AFP.
The group then placed these cages in public squares in the Eastern Ghouta region in an attempt to prevent regime bombardment , Observatory head Rami Abdel Rahman said.
Weasel Zippers
Ah just a point of information for that Rebel Group: The russians don't give a rat's ass who they bomb.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 09:18 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 02, 2015 09:19 AM (/Ho8c)
That is probably a very nice painting. It almost looks good on this old,
gassy CRT. Probably would be stunning on a new flat panel LED monitor.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 09:16 AM (hZrhT)
Yes, it looks good, especially if you click on it and blow it up. Extremely detailed for a painting. I just made it my desktop background.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 09:19 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at November 02, 2015 09:19 AM (HhSOK)
Posted by: Xavier at November 02, 2015 09:19 AM (j5gKR)
Posted by: Orson at November 02, 2015 09:20 AM (FWubD)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at November 02, 2015 09:20 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 09:16 AM (hZrhT)
Its the High Def Paint that makes it look good
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 02, 2015 09:20 AM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2015 09:18 AM (8ikIW)
It's a navigable waterway and no you may not play in it!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 09:20 AM (fWAjv)
I was thinking of the Au Sable in Michigan.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Take A Cruz On Our Marco-Boats At The Outrage Outlet! at November 02, 2015 09:20 AM (hLRSq)
#PunishMen
Posted by: se pa moron at November 02, 2015 09:21 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 02, 2015 09:21 AM (nXeSu)
Posted by: Hall Cheetah at November 02, 2015 09:21 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 09:21 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Mainah at November 02, 2015 09:21 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 02, 2015 09:22 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 09:22 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Xavier
I remember a Night Gallery like that. I believe it was about a Nazi concentration guard who discovered while standing in front of a painting like above, could go inside of it. He did this many times. Then one day the authorities were after him for war crimes. He made it to the museum to go into the painting as he always did, but they had changed the display. It was now a picture of someone being tortured.
Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2015 09:22 AM (8ikIW)
Sorry to hear that. Been there, done that. Present job is paradise in comparison.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 02, 2015 09:22 AM (9krrF)
And there would be fist fights between the fly fisherman and the kayakers.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 09:22 AM (hZrhT)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 09:23 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at November 02, 2015 09:24 AM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 02, 2015 09:22 AM (9krrF)
Thanks. Just sucks even more knowing that my ticket out of here isn't likely to come until the spring or summer.
Posted by: Mainah at November 02, 2015 09:24 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Hulk Hogan's Legal Team at November 02, 2015 09:25 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 02, 2015 09:25 AM (ee9LE)
Lots of things look good when you blow them up.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 09:25 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 09:25 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 09:26 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 02, 2015 09:27 AM (J3phO)
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I'm waiting for model 69.
Still can't compare the the Cherry 2000.
(That movie takes place in 2017, by the way.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 02, 2015 09:27 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at November 02, 2015 09:28 AM (SCcgT)
And there would be fist fights between the fly fisherman and the kayakers.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 09:22 AM (hZrhT
Both camps are self absorbed assholes. Maybe cheer for flash floods at that moment?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 02, 2015 09:28 AM (J3phO)
I would like to ask those who are so inclined to pray for my older sister. She has numerous health issues and is waiting to learn if a tumor on her adrenal gland needs to be removed.
Also prayers for my nephew (son of a different sister, I have two) who has to get a minor operation but is immuno-compromised, so it is extra risky for him.
Thanks in advance!
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 09:28 AM (cbfNE)
And there would be fist fights between the fly fisherman and the kayakers.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 09:22 AM (hZrhT
Both camps are self absorbed assholes. Maybe cheer for flash floods at that moment?
Get the bicyclists involved and I'm with you.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 09:29 AM (oVJmc)
Of course there may be "defects" in workmanship.
Yeah, I'm totally up for sticking Mr. Pee Pee in a mechanical device programmed by some hyper chinese worker chained to their bench.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 09:29 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 09:29 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 02, 2015 09:30 AM (FkBIv)
True story. My parents lived in the Love Canal neighborhood when my mom was pregnant with me. They moved before I was born.
So I was only there temporarily, in utero. I suffer no mutant effects other than my incredibly giant penis. Which glows in the dark.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 02, 2015 09:30 AM (r9tFS)
North Jutland. Probably thaws out only 2 weeks a year. What was Denmark's position in WWI? I know that the Danes who married into the Brit royal house hated the Germans.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 09:30 AM (iQIUe)
... I suppose that propane "cooking accidents", a favorite for 'honor killings' in many 3rd World nations, are also part of Climate Change fatalities.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 02, 2015 09:30 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 09:29 AM (oVJmc
Hell yeah, you have an AMEN from me on that Pappy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 02, 2015 09:30 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
And pedestrians that think since they have carte blanche at the crosswalks, means they can wander in front of you any other place they care to.
Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2015 09:30 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Public Works because we know better at November 02, 2015 09:31 AM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Dept. of Parks and Recreation International Bureau at November 02, 2015 09:31 AM (FWubD)
Posted by: Hillary! at November 02, 2015 09:31 AM (NOIQH)
.
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.My MIL used to have a place close by the Au Sable. We used to canoe it alot in the off season. It got pretty crowded during the Summer.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 02, 2015 09:31 AM (iONHu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNTg2Uz7-pM
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 09:33 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Public Works because we know better at November 02, 2015 09:33 AM (k8tEg)
Took calc my senior year in high school. Small class and almost never had homework because the teach taught the lesson about half the class and then we worked on it the rest of the class. It obviously was good enough to get me through college calc.
Posted by: WOPR at November 02, 2015 09:33 AM (LTDSy)
Heh - you've raised a boy or two?
We had a whole "summer of the stick" with our guy one year - lots of nature walks, always found just the right stick to poke/explore/whack things with.
Posted by: Hillary! at November 02, 2015 09:33 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Hillary!
Then you'll make a perfect distraction for them. /hobbles Hilldog
Posted by: Rick Grimes at November 02, 2015 09:33 AM (9krrF)
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YOU GO WAY NOW!!! YOU BIN HERE FOUR HOUR!!
Posted by: Bigby's Floating Thumb Trick at November 02, 2015 09:34 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Mortimer at November 02, 2015 09:34 AM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Public Works because we know better at November 02, 2015 09:34 AM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 09:36 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 09:36 AM (Xo1Rt)
We had a whole "summer of the stick" with our guy one year - lots of
nature walks, always found just the right stick to poke/explore/whack
things with.
Posted by: Hillary!
No kids. (not that I know of) But I was raised in a house that if it was a beautiful day outside we were told to get out of the house. Wife the same way. She would go fishing with he dad by the river. Get bored with fishing early, as most kids do, and then it was stick poking time.
We both still enjoy nature.
Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2015 09:37 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Fritz at November 02, 2015 09:37 AM (UzPAd)
Raley;s Supermarket has a greta sale on Finland's Vodka
Statistically Mexifornia is a Democrat stronghold and that smell is the few Republicans here bouts who supports Jebba The Bush.
Screwed at both ends.
Oh the Humanity
Posted by: ACESuper Tracking Cookies co at November 02, 2015 09:39 AM (S1WrL)
I think the CCW holder knew how to use his gun quite well.
http://tinyurl.com/o8ysk4k
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 09:39 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 02, 2015 09:39 AM (9krrF)
Rub my back, rub my feet. There would be some kind of sensors so the robot knows automatically which muscles to knead.
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 09:40 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 09:40 AM (iQIUe)
Rub my back, rub my feet. There would be some kind of sensors so the robot knows automatically which muscles to knead.
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 09:40 AM (cbfNE
My luck the damn thing would be off balanced and uneven as my washing machine.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 02, 2015 09:42 AM (J3phO)
Can't use any semi-automatic handgun for hunting but you can carry one. But not if you don't have carry license.
PA doesn't allow semi autos for most hunting. Only manual operated weapons, bolt or revolver.
And you can't hunt with a pellet gun. No matter how powerful.
I bought a pellet gun before I knew that. Was going to thin the squirrel herd a bit. But no. I can trap them and take them 450' from any dwelling and THEN shoot them with a revolver (if I have a fur taker license) but no pellet gun.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 09:42 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 09:43 AM (cbfNE)
Rise in women seeking procedures to avoid 'camel toe' in yoga pants
Cheaper procedure might be some sort of pasty. Or, you know, wearing something over your tights.
I mean, Honey, I LIKE looking at your pudenda.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2015 09:43 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2015 09:43 AM (3pRHP)
assuming she has given consent
webmd.com
The science is settled.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 09:43 AM (hZrhT)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 09:29 AM (oVJmc)
http://tinyurl.com/pa8uxq6
*thunk thunk thump thump
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 09:44 AM (fWAjv)
Women pay extra for that.
"Ride the Whirlpool!"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 09:44 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: Yip at November 02, 2015 09:44 AM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Jean at November 02, 2015 09:44 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 02, 2015 09:45 AM (9krrF)
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Global warmening
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 09:45 AM (cbfNE)
I mean, Honey, I LIKE looking at your pudenda.
mother. . .
LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS!!!
I just said that literally thirty thousand times last weekend to my young teenager. wtf?!?! so tacky
Posted by: YesThatBlackOrchid at November 02, 2015 09:45 AM (Vz7fy)
But wait!
"Moderate Republican" Kasquish was out here just the other day for a fundraiser hosted by another "moderate Republican", our former Governator, Ahnuld der Schtuppenfuhrer.
That's the same "moderate Republican" Ahnuld who as Governator hired a staff consisting of career liberal Democratic insider hacks, did nothing to stem the illegal tidal wave, did nothing to reduce the power of the public sector unions, left the schools as much of a considerable mess as when he arrived, inflicted costly intrusive anti-global-warming government nonsense that plagues the state to this day, and capped it all off with an ammo purchasing ban as he was leaving that was just BLATANTLY facially unconstitutional.
Moderate Republicans eleventy! These are the sorts of guys for whom "Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein" gets lathered up.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 02, 2015 09:46 AM (noWW6)
There's a gator there somewhere.
First.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 09:06 AM (Xo1Rt)
First it was kitteh snipers, now reptilian snipers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 02, 2015 09:46 AM (FeQTe)
Rise in women seeking procedures to avoid 'camel toe' in yoga pants
Cheaper procedure might be some sort of pasty. Or, you know, wearing something over your tights.
I mean, Honey, I LIKE looking at your pudenda.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2015 09:43 AM (3pRHP
Quit painting your yoga pants on. Perhaps wearing clothing that fit. But, that would take thinking and imagination.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 02, 2015 09:46 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 09:46 AM (fWAjv)
Diet.
Exercise.
Weight loss.
Wear your actual size.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 09:47 AM (H/5vA)
Just took a look at the sidebar trailer for Look Who's Back. I really want to see that movie.
And now I have a fetish I didn't know I had - pretty girls speaking German.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2015 09:48 AM (X6fMO)
Rub my back, rub my feet. There would be some kind of sensors so the robot knows automatically which muscles to knead.
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 09:40 AM (cbfNE)
I get a crick and a stitch in my shoulder, along and under the shoulder blade, probably from using my mouse left-handed (1st world problem, yes) and I found using one of those Icy Hot Tens "Smart Relief" units cranked up high was like having a personal masseuse, at least on my shoulder. I don't know how it would work on feet.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2015 09:48 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 09:48 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 02, 2015 09:48 AM (wrS2o)
They don't want "the toe" but they all want "the gap," which is a different thing altogether.
Weird, all this obsession with how the nay-nays look in yoga pants.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 02, 2015 09:49 AM (r9tFS)
She is not a poor person either.
Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2015 09:49 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: dogfish at November 02, 2015 09:50 AM (0O2Lr)
Pro tip_ If you catch a person planting bamboo in ETEX, beat them senseless.
Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2015 09:50 AM (b+df9)
Hah! Me too, MPPP.
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 09:51 AM (cbfNE)
Camel toe > Moose knuckle
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 09:46 AM (fWAjv)
All pale before the Mighty Finger of the Aye-Aye.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 02, 2015 09:51 AM (FeQTe)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 09:51 AM (jRs7b)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
I'm thinking that pic is the beginning of the "We can use your flashlight to find my car keys and drive out of here" joke
Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2015 09:51 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at November 02, 2015 09:52 AM (hsCpX)
The South Branch of the Au Sable, near Roscommon (where my uncle lived) was pretty narrow and did meander a bit, though the current was still pretty fast.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Take A Cruz On Our Marco-Boats At The Outrage Outlet! at November 02, 2015 09:52 AM (hLRSq)
Or was that a chemically induced hallucination back when I was much younger?
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 09:53 AM (hZrhT)
I would suggest a blanket on the bare spot for some amorous congress and nice cooling off dip afterwards.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at November 02, 2015 09:53 AM (JtwS4)
I remember when it was the dreaded "pantie lines"
Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2015 09:53 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 09:53 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: the EPA at November 02, 2015 09:54 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2015 09:54 AM (KrAjA)
Why not? Congress screws us daily.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 09:54 AM (H/5vA)
Would this count as a camel toe?
http://tinyurl.com/q65rklx
SFW
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 09:48 AM (fWAjv)
SFW my hairy ass.
At least when the Germans gave a Nazi Salute, they had the good fashion sense to wear leather and bitchin' Hugo Boss uniforms rather than Blaze Orange Mao suits.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 02, 2015 09:55 AM (FeQTe)
http://tinyurl.com/q65rklx
SFW
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 09:48 AM (fWAjv
More like Camel Anal Gland.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 02, 2015 09:55 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: MTF at November 02, 2015 09:56 AM (TxJGV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5A55eWbiBI
Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2015 09:56 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: MTF at November 02, 2015 09:56 AM (TxJGV)
When you kick your sister in the shins, it's okay to draw blood. However, breaking bones is not recommended, because it's bad for family harmony.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 02, 2015 09:58 AM (FeQTe)
Posted by: Garrett at November 02, 2015 09:58 AM (Pr2+q)
>> "Ride the Whirlpool!"
How do you think Harley-Davidson's stayed in business since the end of WWII?
I'm waiting for the first lawsuit - 'He clipped my labia, but he didn't tell me I wouldn't enjoy riding my horse any more!'
Posted by: JEM at November 02, 2015 09:58 AM (o+SC1)
Did you see that on an episode of Candle Cove?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 02, 2015 09:59 AM (r9tFS)
Posted by: JEM at November 02, 2015 10:00 AM (o+SC1)
Mornin' Votermom! I had the pleasure of being on call for the month of October and had to go only once. My area's circuit court is not very busy. They called in 49 people to select a jury of 7 from. Plaintiff's attorney didn't want any friends of the po-po since she was suing one. Answering one question honestly got me scratched off fast. After 30 minutes or so of questioning us they chose from the first 10 people.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 02, 2015 10:00 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 02, 2015 10:01 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 02, 2015 10:01 AM (jsWA8)
Amen!
If your yoga pants reveal too much --- change your pants, not your twat. Geez, 1st world problems!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 10:01 AM (NOIQH)
Itsa mystery.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 10:02 AM (hZrhT)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 10:02 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 09:18 AM (gf8BH)Thought the same thing, myself. Bad Guys Pro-tip: Human shield tactics don't work against other bad guys.
Posted by: troyriser at November 02, 2015 10:02 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: Caajun in the creek at November 02, 2015 10:03 AM (K68qw)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 10:01 AM (NOIQH)
*sigh*
Even "Detachable Penis" has to get feminized...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 10:03 AM (2Ojst)
>> not your twat. Geez, 1st world problems!
"Doctor, I need a smaller twat. But first you'll need to take off the penis, the scrotum, and the testicles."
- First World Problems.
Posted by: JEM at November 02, 2015 10:03 AM (o+SC1)
"Then I saw my labia - on the blanket by the toaster. I bought it back for $20..."
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 10:04 AM (NOIQH)
I think the CCW holder knew how to use his gun quite well.
http://tinyurl.com/o8ysk4k
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 09:39 AM (fWAjv)
What happens to Mr. CCW's firearm?
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 02, 2015 10:05 AM (ck8TA)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at November 02, 2015 10:06 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Carpenter BobRoss at November 02, 2015 10:06 AM (DL2i+)
I think the CCW holder knew how to use his gun quite well.
http://tinyurl.com/o8ysk4k
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 09:39 AM (fWAjv)
What happens to Mr. CCW's firearm?
Nothing. If it was that rare a legal ccw, that person has juice. Lots of it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 10:08 AM (H/5vA)
One would hope our military would eventually put their collective foot down on such cavalier waste of their lives for patently ridiculous reasons.
One would hope.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 02, 2015 10:08 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 02, 2015 10:09 AM (ppaKI)
Love all that Monday morning quarterbacking of shootings (and incidents like swisher sweets dude), as if in the heat of the moment --- when a robber is waving a gun in people's faces, or a 6'4" giant is charging you --- you're supposed think of a way to minimally damage them first and then follow-up with force-stopping hits if that fails. Yeah, priorities - whose life are we supposed to be protecting again?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 10:09 AM (NOIQH)
I really hope Putin unleashed the wrath of his troops on ISIS. 'Bout d@mn time someone did.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 10:11 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 10:08 AM (H/5vA)
I figured it would be 'evidence' and memory holed forevah
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 02, 2015 10:11 AM (ck8TA)
Love all that Monday morning quarterbacking of shootings (and
incidents like swisher sweets dude), as if in the heat of the moment ---
when a robber is waving a gun in people's faces, or a 6'4" giant is
charging you --- you're supposed think of a way to minimally damage them
first and then follow-up with force-stopping hits if that fails. Yeah,
priorities - whose life are we supposed to be protecting again?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 10:09 AM
Hollywood, Lizzy. These people have never been in a real fight.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2015 10:11 AM (KrAjA)
If recent history is any indicator of future results, the program will grow to a few hundred billion dollars and the number of planes we get out of it will be less that twelve. and it will take thirty years.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 10:12 AM (hZrhT)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 02, 2015 10:12 AM (5q6RS)
>> the sky by ISIS, they're going to discover a vast amount of
>> difference between Putin and Obama.
I agree. Chechens in a theater all over again.
The BBC, though, has been all over supposed maintenance failures at that charter operator.
Mind you, the BBC is utterly in the tank for warmism and demonstrably somewhat corrupt on other Mideast issues, so applying the Gell-Mann effect you pretty much have to be skeptical about the rest too...
Posted by: JEM at November 02, 2015 10:12 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 10:13 AM (iQIUe)
ISIS, they're going to discover a vast amount of difference between
Putin and Obama."
Erdogan just said that the downing of the Russian plane was an entirely justified retaliation by the Islamic State since the Russians have been killing "our brethren" in IS (his choice of words).
Some more polonium in your tea, Mr. Erdogan?
Posted by: torquewrench at November 02, 2015 10:13 AM (noWW6)
Hi ODM!
That's what I plan to do - be honest. After all, it is my duty as juror,if picked, to protect citizen's from tyrannical government.
My dates are not until mid January.
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 10:14 AM (cbfNE)
I really hope Putin unleashed the wrath of his troops on ISIS. 'Bout d@mn time someone did.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 10:11 AM (NOIQH)
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. If you'll look out the left side of the aircraft, that giant reflection below you is territory formerly controlled by ISIS. See, when sand gets hot enough, it turns to glass and.....
Posted by: Mainah at November 02, 2015 10:14 AM (659DL)
I'm thinking real hard about trying one out, so I don't go through another Thanksgiving dinner asking "What?".
Looking for recommendations.
Posted by: jwest at November 02, 2015 10:15 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at November 02, 2015 10:15 AM (VRc/p)
-First World Problems.
Posted by: JEM
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This is no laughing matter. The deformity known as 'penis and testicles' afflicts something llike 50% of all humans. Higher, in china and india.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 02, 2015 10:15 AM (o3NFc)
Posted by: Doom Rider
For you or me in our home state? Definitely.
For a are, legal chl in Chicago? No. He'll be handled with kid gloves. He's powerful and connected to someone in Chicago or Springfield.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 10:15 AM (H/5vA)
Haven't you seen the newest military commercials, touting each branch of service as a "global force for good"? In Obama's world, there are no enemies, just friends with nukes and bad intentions that we haven't given a fair shake to because of racism and imperialism.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 02, 2015 10:15 AM (ppaKI)
Yeah...Someone has picked a side. With ISIS.
And he's Obama's buddy. WASTF
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 10:16 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Dept. of Parks and Recreation International Bureau at November 02, 2015 10:16 AM (FWubD)
Posted by: troyriser at November 02, 2015 10:16 AM (UWlp+)
>> billion for a new bomber and the first 21 planes (of 100).
By the time they get done outfitting the on-board restrooms for transgender flight crew, ensuring it can fly on unicorn farts and that every last bit of the thing can be chopped up and thrown in your blue bin as recyclable, you can bet on a program cost of $3 trillion.
Posted by: JEM at November 02, 2015 10:16 AM (o+SC1)
So I note that that Russia has a flat tax and a president who knows global warming is a fraud, the US has one of the highest most progressive and complicated tax code in history and a president who thinks global warming is a world crisis.
Bizarro world.
Also, nice painting.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2015 10:16 AM (ODxAs)
They are saying the same bs about wounding first when a terrorist is stabbing you in the neck. It is amazing that people can make such stupid ridiculous comments.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 10:17 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon ***The irony, it drips...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 02, 2015 10:17 AM (u0kqM)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 10:01 AM (NOIQH)
If they reveal that much they are probably too tight or too thin.
Posted by: Lea at November 02, 2015 10:17 AM (lIU4e)
*cough kickbacks on Saudi arms deals cough*
Interesting thing, all of those high-tech Western weapons that the House of Saud have overpaid for don't actually seem to be combat-effective in Saudi hands. All of the military pathologies listed in the classic essay "Why Arabs Lose Wars" are on ample display during the Saudi incursion into Yemen. They're getting beat to shit on a daily basis.
It also seems as though the brainstorm to fight in Yemen originated with the de facto Crown Prince, and the rest of the princes are getting pretty frightened that if this continues to not go well, fighting might begin in earnest on Saudi soil. Er, sand.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 02, 2015 10:18 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 02, 2015 10:20 AM (OiFtZ)
Yep, or it's your brazillian wax job.
Why would you opt for surgery in a very sensitive spot over changing your freakin' pants or waxing regimen? Women are idiots.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 10:20 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2015 10:20 AM (oDCMR)
Yikes. Pretty ballsy, considering Russia is that neighbor who builds his fences inside your property line and then beats the shit out of you for wasting his time complaining about it.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 02, 2015 10:21 AM (ppaKI)
jwest, I wear them. I use Oticon Alpha Pros. They are awesome, but it really depends on yor type of hearig loss.
With the ones I have you can buy an aater so your phone is bluetoothed to the hearing aids.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 02, 2015 10:21 AM (jsWA8)
World's Largest Camel Toe - Miss Suzuki
http://pikdit.com/i/camel-toe-is-just-the-beginning/
---------------------------------
That beaver could chew your leg off.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2015 10:22 AM (oDCMR)
That slogan has actually been around for a while, and although I'm always ready to blame things on Obama, that sloganeering seems to have percolated up from the Pentagon marketing department (they have one) because the focus groups with potential recruits showed the recruits liked it.
You see, special snowflakes like the whole idea of cool jets and helicopters and ships, and spiffy uniforms. The bit about actually fighting and killing and being killed? Eh, not so much. That's why the whole recruiting pitch abruptly changed to emphasisze humanitarian relief over warfare.
Unfortunately for the snowflakes who did enlist, the whole trend is toward more warfare, not less. And the services are increasingly unready for that. Keep your kids OUT of the recruiting offices. Bad bad decision at this time.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 02, 2015 10:23 AM (noWW6)
I'll just judge by Putin's reaction. If he does nothing then it was mechanical failure.
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 10:24 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 02, 2015 10:24 AM (ppaKI)
I fly fish.
I would also like to thank all who commented on my hobby in such a courteous manner.
Your words are greatly appreciated.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 02, 2015 10:24 AM (jeCnD)
I'd read articles at the HQ a couple of times but I'd been warned away from the comments. Then when my friend and I were riffing about Teh Fred you clowns started in with the jokes and he said go look and it's been all downhill since then.
The reason I bought into Teh Fred was the sense that he was one of us. He responded online somewhere to something Ramesh Ponuru had written earlier that day. It was my first sense that we were breaking through the MSM stranglehold and could have a politician who would play in our sandbox. (Ramesh isn't exactly a media star and wasn't in 2007).
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at November 02, 2015 10:25 AM (JtwS4)
and is taking it to Isis
Vlad!!! 2016
Posted by: Dark Helmet at November 02, 2015 10:25 AM (yvwr7)
The images is seared into my memory and all I could say was what the 'ell? It was yoga pants, or tights like you see on male ballet dancers.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 10:26 AM (hZrhT)
I'll just judge by Putin's reaction. If he does nothing then it was mechanical failure.
And if a country disappears overnight..........
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 10:26 AM (H/5vA)
It's from Serial Mom. L7 appears as a band called the "Camel Lips" in one of the scenes.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 10:28 AM (2Ojst)
I would also like to thank all who commented on my hobby in such a courteous manner.
*fistbumps irongrandpa*
I don't mind the haters. We're better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at November 02, 2015 10:29 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 02, 2015 10:29 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 10:26 AM (H/5vA)
We should all then take a page from the leftys and write it out of history. What? You're confused. That country never existed.
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 10:29 AM (cbfNE)
It amazes me how photorealistic paintings could be from that long ago.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 02, 2015 10:29 AM (wtvvX)
Just been going through the earlier post with its amusing day-late DST-adjusting time-shuffle of comments.
How izzit that this blog, the best on the web (including all the community of canny commenters), is the worst piece of technical junk?*
I'm no genius, but couldn't the time-stamps all be Universal Time and then only the display times would be adjusted, all together, for DST or whatever? No re-sequencing of comments? I can't even imagine how it actually is done. Main pages and comments aren't even the same clock!
It's not just DST comment shuffles and the lameness of commenter tech (e.g. no live links) - much of which I can understand in the name of avoiding abuse.
With high traffic, posting pix and vids would make any page overloaded. (Not that kbdabear's compliance pix on the ONTs wouldn't brighten it up... ahem.)
And not long after I started visiting, people had found ways to post words outside the gray boxes & other silly stuff, and those were alleged friends of the blog. Imagine what the enemies could do!
Some of the "problem" comes from maintaining something most of us appreciate & respect, no sign-up required to comment, plus the ability to post anonymously and play with our socks. This means trolls switching IPs can be difficult to suppress, and if it's a choice between signed-up members allowed to post pix and playing with socks, I think the PTB have made the right choices.
But it's also little things most folks might not notice, like, if you jump to comments from an article (not the front page) or from the archives, you go to the old minx:1080 address (which IIRC was a fix for a server crash early last year) instead of the acecomments domain. Or, there's no links to previous/next article anywhere on the comments pages. And probably other things I'm not recalling at the moment.
Oh, yeah, the 500 errors on any Unicode. (bit.ly/pixyize)
*Just a rant, posed as academic questions, and with all due respecks to the obviously overworked Pixy and the Hamsters.
But, I mean, really!
/rant off, smiles back on
Posted by: mindful webworker - gripe gripe gripe at November 02, 2015 10:29 AM (5YE4e)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 10:30 AM (2Ojst)
So I was not in a drug induced hallucination!
I really did see it!
Oh thank you, thank you..
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 10:31 AM (hZrhT)
Posted by: Kobe Bryant at November 02, 2015 10:32 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Stan at November 02, 2015 10:32 AM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2015 10:32 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Garrett at November 02, 2015 10:33 AM (Pr2+q)
Nothing. If it was that rare a legal ccw, that person has juice. Lots of it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 10:08 AM (H/5vA)
I figured it would be 'evidence' and memory holed forevah
Posted by: Doom Rider at November 02, 2015 10:11 AM (ck8TA)
If by "memory holed" you mean "magically appeared in a police captain's gun safe at home".......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 02, 2015 10:33 AM (FeQTe)
Let me know when they launch a 350 meter, 100,000 ton, angle deck "Aviation Destroyer" and name her Akagi.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 02, 2015 10:34 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Garrett at November 02, 2015 10:33 AM (Pr2+q)
It's not just for fags, you exclusionist cis-het shitlord!
Posted by: Genderqueer Othercat Ichtyphile at November 02, 2015 10:35 AM (2Ojst)
http://bit.ly/1XFvIzl
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at November 02, 2015 10:35 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 02, 2015 10:35 AM (EIFYf)
Posted by: Michael Jackson at November 02, 2015 10:36 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 10:36 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: JTB at November 02, 2015 10:36 AM (FvdPb)
Lol.
I found some FredHead merch when I was packing up to move.
I think I kept the magnet.Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at November 02, 2015 10:42 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: Allah at November 02, 2015 10:43 AM (E5UB0)
tiny part of a percentage of the whole process which is being presented as settled science to the public and shut up haters to anybody that raises any doubts whatsoever)
Academia and
media have insisted that we learn about evolution since understanding
it is central to understanding the world around us, so we are told. (This is
demonstrably BS as it would be far more helpful to understand basic
economics but no such push is made. Very few people need to know much about evolution in their daily lives. The push is made because it is
thought that believing in evolution makes belief in a God impossible, also false but that is what the sciency atheists think). So to get kids hooked on evolution there is always talk about dinosaurs because that
is the coolest thing ever to most kids. In particular how, when and why,
they went instinct is all presented as know fact. But then, in other programs/books, we learn that birds evolved from dinosaurs. And some facts are brought up to
show how, when and why this happened.
OK,
so did the dinosaurs go extinct when the meteor hit or did some evolve
into birds? And just how did a raptor, with no source of food, since
the meteor, survive in large enough numbers to start evolving into a bird, a process that would take millions of years and require huge numbers of a population to allow the genetic variations to proceed. Has anybody ever though about the contradiction here?
I think this would be a good question for Neil DeGrass Tyson, known expert in all things sciency
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at November 02, 2015 10:43 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Fred Merch at November 02, 2015 10:45 AM (E5UB0)
Popping bugs, 5wt Orvis 7.5ft glass 1# tippet. The trout (if any) would be down in the riffle.
Looks a bit slow and shallow for anything else.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 02, 2015 10:45 AM (jeCnD)
And a colon with the capital P for the tongue out
Sadly
can't have bothPosted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 10:45 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Miss Shepard Smith at November 02, 2015 10:45 AM (OiFtZ)
Weasel Zippers
One of Fredo's bestest friends
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 10:46 AM (gf8BH)
Yemen originated with the de facto Crown Prince, and the rest of the
princes are getting pretty frightened that if this continues to not go
well, fighting might begin in earnest on Saudi soil. Er, sand.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 02, 2015 10:18 AM (noWW6)
I will point out that in 1914 Russia declared war and advanced against Germany, Austro-Hungary and the Ottoman Empire, spurred on by Nicholas.
I wonder how much history the house of Saud learns?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2015 10:46 AM (3pRHP)
Oh, yes, the "helicopter carrier" with the, um, illustrious historic name.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 02, 2015 10:46 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: JTB at November 02, 2015 10:46 AM (FvdPb)
Posted by: Miss Lindsey Grahamnesty at November 02, 2015 10:47 AM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 02, 2015 10:21 AM (jsWA
I was hoping to get something that is completely hidden in the ear, but the Bluetooth sounds cool.
Are these in the $4000 - $5000 each range or more expensive?
Posted by: jwest at November 02, 2015 10:47 AM (Zs4uk)
I proudly have a McCain/Palin baseball cap, new in plastic bag. and a yard sign.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 10:47 AM (hZrhT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2015 10:48 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon
--------------------------------------------------
Uhhhh... The answer is: STFU.
HTH
Posted by: Neil DeGrassi Tysonsaurus Rex at November 02, 2015 10:48 AM (E5UB0)
I proudly have a McCain/Palin baseball cap, new in plastic bag. and a yard sign.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski
------------------
I have an "I Like Ike" button.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2015 10:48 AM (9mTYi)
And that Dinos were feathered and colored (no not THAT).
So kind of they evolved from Dinosaurs but more like the smaller ones didn't go extinct like they're big brothers.
And it does make much more sense that way.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 10:49 AM (Xo1Rt)
Unfortunately for the snowflakes who did enlist, the whole trend is toward more warfare, not less. And the services are increasingly unready for that. Keep your kids OUT of the recruiting offices. Bad bad decision at this time.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 02, 2015 10:23 AM (noWW6)
__________
Yeah I was thinking that as well. If you didn't know what the military actually did, based solely on those ads, you'd think the Army was there to delivery water to people in far off lands and teach its members about electronics.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 02, 2015 10:49 AM (0LHZx)
Looks a bit slow and shallow for anything else.
The foam on the water makes me think it's just come over some sort of impoundment, so yes likely too warm for the good things.
There still ought to be a spot deep enough for skinny dipping, though.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at November 02, 2015 10:49 AM (JtwS4)
Or that reptiles and amphibians didn't descend directly from them.
I think.
They're coming around now to the possibility that the dinosaurs were warm blooded.
Maybe.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 10:52 AM (Xo1Rt)
I can't have both?
Oppression!!!!
Winky tongues matter!
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 10:53 AM (cbfNE)
Goldy Hawn in Private Benjamin~
"See, I joined the Army but a *different* Army. I joined the one with the condos and private rooms."
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 02, 2015 10:53 AM (OiFtZ)
Binosaurs are bisexual otherkin who identify as dinosaurs.
Posted by: Neil DeGrassi Tysonosaurus Rex at November 02, 2015 10:53 AM (E5UB0)
ads, you'd think the Army was there to delivery water to people in far
off lands and teach its members about electronics.
I remember all the people in 2003 who were surprised to learn the Army wasn't just a social program for kids who wanted to get some free college, they were actually expected to go out and fight wars if directed.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at November 02, 2015 10:55 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: donna at November 02, 2015 10:56 AM (/dSsq)
http://bit.ly/1MsLfut
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at November 02, 2015 10:56 AM (JtwS4)
Stunned.
Posted by: MTF at November 02, 2015 10:57 AM (TxJGV)
http://bit.ly/1MsLfut
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at November 02, 2015 10:56 AM (JtwS4)
*buys same-day plane ticket to Spain*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 10:57 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Nellie DeGrasse Tyson at November 02, 2015 10:58 AM (o3NFc)
http://bit.ly/1MsLfut
_______
Not to self: book flight to Spain.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 02, 2015 10:59 AM (0LHZx)
That is how real forum software works. We don't sully the HQ with that sort of thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2015 11:00 AM (S+N7W)
There's a city in Japan that has an annual penis festival. Well attended judging by the images.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 11:00 AM (hZrhT)
Someone has finally said, "Hillary Clinton is too big to jail."
I will not be indicted or jailed because there is no evidence I ever committed a crime. The nomination is mine, and I will go one to victory over the republican.
Posted by: Sir Edmund Rodham at November 02, 2015 11:00 AM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 02, 2015 11:00 AM (kXzR8)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 11:00 AM (t2KH5)
Stunned.
Posted by: MTF at November 02, 2015 10:57 AM (TxJGV)
________
Why are you stunned? I'd be stunned if it turned out Reince Preiubus was NOT a complete fucking idiot.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at November 02, 2015 11:01 AM (0LHZx)
The KC Royals are the 2015 World Series Champs!!!
Now, make me really proud of ya by declining the White House visit.
Leofb
Posted by: teej at November 02, 2015 11:01 AM (1Zi6N)
That
is what I was thinking but that really isn't how it is presented. I
have seen programs on "reverse engineering" a birds genetics to take
it back in time and you always end up with some raptor like creature,
never a lizard. And the dinosaurs that were already developing feathers were
large from what I have ready. Their food source would have been destroyed. It just seems to me that the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs wouldn't have left enough of a population of any meat eater to evolve into a bird, or anything else. It would have to have been an herbivore.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at November 02, 2015 11:02 AM (1BQGO)
Turkish President Erdogan Refuses To Condemn ISIS Over Their Claim They Shot Down Russian Airplane, Says It Would Have Been Justified
Weasel Zippers
One of Fredo's bestest friends
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 10:46 AM (gf8BH)
Erdogan isn't exactly the sharpest scimitar in the armory. He's forgetting that Russia has historically had designs on Turkey, the Bosphorus and unfettered access to the Med. Pissing off the Slavs isn't exactly a good idea for Turks.
And considering that Turkey is in NATO, it isn't a good idea for us either.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 02, 2015 11:02 AM (FeQTe)
50% of women suffer from megaclitoris. Fortunately there is a cure.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 02, 2015 11:03 AM (o3NFc)
231 Google Translate error leads a town in Spain to promote its Clitoris Festival.
http://bit.ly/1MsLfut
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at November 02, 2015 10:56 AM (JtwS4)
*buys same-day plane ticket to Spain*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 10:57 AM (2Ojst)
$10 says you can't find it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 02, 2015 11:04 AM (FeQTe)
Caitlyn wins the intertubes.
Posted by: Intertubes Police at November 02, 2015 11:05 AM (yn6XZ)
97% of liberal women refuse to allow their clitoris to come out and play because it resembles the ugly penis that only knows rape and pillage.
Posted by: Debbie Wassermanly Schultz at November 02, 2015 11:05 AM (OiFtZ)
Vic there are a lot of free streams in the up state. Since you can go during the week, it's not crowded. Also, if you want to make a trip to Cherokee, the Indian nation has it's own river and stocks it. You have to buy a Cherokee fishing license, but the fishing is good on Wednesday, stocking day.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 11:08 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: NBC News at November 02, 2015 11:08 AM (Ui7Rt)
They never show the 3 a.m. boring ass guard duty.
Or Mess duty. Or hours and hours of drills.
Or getting up at 2am to tug on a rope for UNREP when you have to be up at 6am for chow/muster and then 8 hours active and then 4 hours watch before you get back to your bunk.
Yeah. They don't mention that.
or the hours of training in the cold and rain and mud.
Be all that you can be. OR ELSE!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 11:10 AM (Xo1Rt)
Not all dinosaurs were huge. When whatever happened that caused most of them to go extinct took place, there were still niches for survival for smaller creatures, such as the ones that became birds.
It's adaptation. The ones that could adapt to changing conditions survived and thrived. The ones that couldn't, didn't.
/glares at GOP
...this may be something that's been on my mind lately.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 02, 2015 11:11 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 11:11 AM (LUgeY)
Since you can go during the week, it's not crowded. Also, if you want
to make a trip to Cherokee, the Indian nation has it's own river and
stocks it. You have to buy a Cherokee fishing license, but the fishing
is good on Wednesday, stocking day.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 11:08 AM (jJRIy)
I pretty much gave up fly fishing long ago and no longer have the equipment. Mostly what I do now is fish the lake where my younger brother has bought land with a camp house. But that is when I go down to GA.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 11:12 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Mike Tyson's clitorith at November 02, 2015 11:12 AM (E5UB0)
"Outside of philly, harrisburg, allentown and pittsburgh the country is mostly conservative. but the cities swing the state."
Guess what? Cities have lots of people in them. And areas with lots of people have more votes, because more people.
Consider a rural county that has 10 square miles, 100 cows, and 10 people. You know how many votes they have? The answer is 10.
Then there's a city that has 10 square miles, no cows, and 100,000 people. You know how many votes they have? 100,000.
It's not a conspiracy. More people live in cities than live in rural areas.
You know what that is called? Democracy.
Posted by: q at November 02, 2015 11:12 AM (mf5tZ)
Posted by: Barney Frank at November 02, 2015 11:12 AM (VAsIq)
Trump IS SMOD.
Trump/SMOD 2016
Will you evolve or be left behind?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 11:13 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 11:10 AM (Xo1Rt)
I was in the Army and never had to do any of that shit.
Who did you piss off?
Posted by: jwest at November 02, 2015 11:13 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 02, 2015 11:13 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 02, 2015 11:14 AM (t5zYU)
They never show the 3 a.m. boring ass guard duty.
Or Mess duty. Or hours and hours of drills.
Or getting up at 2am to tug on a rope for UNREP when you have to be up at 6am for chow/muster and then 8 hours active and then 4 hours watch before you get back to your bunk.
Yeah. They don't mention that.
or the hours of training in the cold and rain and mud.
Be all that you can be. OR ELSE!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
And my job interviews never mentioned all the stupid shit I'd have to deal with, either! Let's sue!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 02, 2015 11:14 AM (VAsIq)
You know what that is called? Democracy."
Which is why the country was founded as a representative republic so the country folk would have a voice that could be heard.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 11:15 AM (hZrhT)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at November 02, 2015 11:13 AM (9krrF)
I used to ponder these things, but now I don't much care. The dinosaurs (the creatures we think of as dinosaurs anyway) are dead. Eventually we'll all be dead too. None of this stuff matters one whit.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 11:16 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 02, 2015 11:16 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 02, 2015 11:14 AM (t5zYU)
That narrows it down.
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 11:16 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski
We hear you--we just don't care.
Posted by: Representatives at November 02, 2015 11:16 AM (VAsIq)
You know what that is called? Democracy.
But we are a republic. Otherwise, slavery, if majority rules.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 11:16 AM (H/5vA)
Don't be all hostile about it.
Thing is that many races are winner take all and the way the votes are districted can mean the difference between one party or another.
So because there's more people in the cities, I'm supposed to let them determine how I live out in the country?
I don't think so. Plus the concentration of voters/votes leads to cheating because it's easier with so many votes to count.
It isn't Bumfuck,PA that's finding phantom votes to count.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 11:16 AM (Xo1Rt)
Bill has no shame. A normal person would say, "Whoa, this might give the appearance of bias so I'll step down." But not Bill. And not anyone else involved.
Seriously - Reince Preibus, you're not protesting THIS?!?!?! What is the point of you if you can't bitch about THIS?!?!?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 11:17 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 11:17 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Yo! at November 02, 2015 11:17 AM (o6nOE)
261 CO shooter ID'd. Libertarian. Former daily pot smoker.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 02, 2015 11:14 AM (t5zYU)
That narrows it down.
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 11:16 AM (cbfNE)
Somebody posted this morning that he was black. Is that true, a black libertarian?
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 11:17 AM (t2KH5)
Then there's a city that has 10 square miles, no cows, and 100,000 people. You know how many votes they have? 100,000.
It's not a conspiracy. More people live in cities than live in rural areas.
You know what that is called? Democracy.
And that is why direct democracy is undesirable. People get offended that WW2-era Army field manuals said that, but it's true. The US is very deliberately not a democracy for that reason, although the Democrat Party wishes to make it so.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2015 11:17 AM (S+N7W)
Posted by: donna
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Wasn't that the theme of a recent movie?
Ah, yes. 'Kingsman'. It's as if Bill sees himself in the role of world-saver.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2015 11:17 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
You'd think they could just...pull them out of their ass!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 02, 2015 11:17 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 11:17 AM (Xo1Rt)
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 11:18 AM (2Ojst)
longer have the equipment. Mostly what I do now is fish the lake where
my younger brother has bought land with a camp house. But that is when I
go down to GA.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 11:12 AM (t2KH5)
More fun and more beer. I am getting to the age and eyes where retying a fly is almost more trouble that it's worth.
I like guided trips out West. Guide ties flys.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 11:18 AM (jJRIy)
In before "see, pot makes you mellow and BAN BEER BECAUSE IT'S WORSE"...
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at November 02, 2015 11:18 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2015 11:18 AM (S+N7W)
It appears this shitstain is not going away. I guess he was serious, like Chris Matthews threatening to leave if Hillary Clinton does not get elected. Fucking narcissists.
Fix me a fajita, Yeb, and then bugger off.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 11:19 AM (E5UB0)
Jeez, Packers, what happened?
Glad to see that Jeff Gordon won at Martinsville and punched his ticket for the final race at Homestead.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2015 11:20 AM (BK3ZS)
Bill will be revealing his new volcano lair to world media soon.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2015 11:20 AM (S+N7W)
Posted by: JTB at November 02, 2015 11:20 AM (FvdPb)
Yeah, and conservatives suck at selling conservative ideas to those who don't live in John Deere country.
If conservative ideas were better all round - not just for those with a gun rack and NASCAR fandom - conservatives would be able to convince people who lived in cities that those are the best ideas.
Right now we're falling down on that. People who want to live near other people should not just be written off as lost causes. If we could craft a conservative message that would resonate with urban dwellers, we might be better able to address these demographics.
Rather than just saying "oh, you live in a city so therefore you're probably a latte-swillin', arugula-eatin', probably gay libtard therefore I hate you." Oddly that approach is not winning a lot of votes
Posted by: q at November 02, 2015 11:20 AM (mf5tZ)
Soooo, he's going to seal the Mexican border, cut spending, dismantle the illegal snooping agencies, do some serious deregulating, and get the economy going again, eh?
Oh wait...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 11:21 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 11:17 AM (t2KH5)
If he was Black, that would explain the no pictures or name.
Black lives matter!
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 11:21 AM (jJRIy)
Or some Philadelphia precincts reporting 120%+ voter turnout after the GOP voting monitors are blocked from entering the premises for several hours. 2012 election was so dang sketchy.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 11:22 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Garrett at November 02, 2015 11:22 AM (Pr2+q)
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 11:22 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 11:23 AM (E5UB0)
You sell conservative ideas.
I'll sell free shit ideas.
Let's see who wins.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 11:23 AM (H/5vA)
want to live near other people should not just be written off as lost
causes. If we could craft a conservative message that would resonate
with urban dwellers, we might be better able to address these
demographics.
Rather than just saying "oh, you live in a city so
therefore you're probably a latte-swillin', arugula-eatin', probably
gay libtard therefore I hate you." Oddly that approach is not winning a
lot of votes
Posted by: q at November 02, 2015 11:20 AM (mf5tZ)
The problem is the urban areas are overrun with denizens of the FSA. Our message will NEVER get to them because they want their free shit and since they pay no taxes they do not care how much it costs to give them their free shit.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 11:23 AM (t2KH5)
That was awesome. I hope he wins the Cup this year.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 11:24 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 02, 2015 11:24 AM (qh617)
If Detroit would burn down those abandoned derelict buildings and return those vacant spaces to agricultural use, there wouldn't be those food deserts in the city.
Everyone would be happier. There would be employment. It would be like Mayberry RFD again.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 11:25 AM (hZrhT)
Or Mess duty. Or hours and hours of drills.
Or getting up at 2am to tug on a rope for UNREP when you have to be up at 6am for chow/muster and then 8 hours active and then 4 hours watch before you get back to your bunk.
Yeah. They don't mention that.
or the hours of training in the cold and rain and mud.
Be all that you can be. OR ELSE!
That's just bout every day at Grafenwohr. Most miserable place in Germany, we did 30 day FTX's twice a year, except when we went to Hoenfels, the second most miserable place in Germany.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 02, 2015 11:25 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 11:25 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 02, 2015 11:25 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 11:25 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: @votermom
I just throw things at Bill because of the cheating.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 02, 2015 11:25 AM (VAsIq)
That was Navy. In the Gulf of Tonkin on SAAR duty (Sea and Air Rescue).
We had to be on station during the day for pilot recovery and patrol. Then during the nightime we'd sail south to where the carriers and oilers and supply ships were to get resupplied.
So up at 3 a.m. to unrep (underway replenishment something we lead the world in) for supplies and fuel.
then back north to patrol. Normal work day was
6 a.m. reveille
7 a.m. cleaning stations chow
8 a.m. muster and to work stations
4 a.m. off duty
During the 24 hours of the day at condition III you stand 8 hours of watch 4 on 8 off. During the day if not on watch you were at a work station.
At night if not on watch you would get called out for unrep at 3 a.m. for about 2 hours whatever the weather.
Wouldn't have been so bad if we actually were in a shooting war but we had to stand war watches with nothing to do and no expectation of being attacked. (disregard the Turner Joy/Maddox Tonkin Gulf Incident as normal)
Lot's of guys fell asleep on watch. Morale deteriorated and effectiveness and readiness was zilch. Except for HELO ops when a bird when down.
I would rather have been getting shot at but then I'm saying that NOW so; grain of salt and all that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 11:26 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
Supposed to be Posted by: Hillary(!)
Stupid work computer.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 02, 2015 11:26 AM (VAsIq)
And illegals.
That also get counted toward the # of representatives the state has in Congress. Total BS.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 11:27 AM (NOIQH)
We should go back to the founders vision. Votes go to property owners only.
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 11:25 AM (cbfNE)
THIS AND repeal the 19th amendment.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 11:27 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: BB Wolf
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Relax. Your deliverance is at hand.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 11:28 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 09:29 AM (Xo1Rt)
Puthy.
Posted by: toasterfvckr at November 02, 2015 11:29 AM (wKcQA)
Posted by: BB Wolf
--------------------------------------------------
Relax. Your deliverance is at hand.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner
*breathes a sigh of relief that he has an ugly mouth*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 02, 2015 11:29 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 11:27 AM (jJRIy)
That's just crazy talk.
We could make it so only taxpayers get to vote. No taxation, no representation.
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 11:30 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Corona at November 02, 2015 11:30 AM (tWUja)
GOP voting monitors are blocked from entering the premises for several
hours."
You all are aware of why there were no subsequent court challenges by the GOP to inspect those results and overturn them?
It's because the supergeniuses at the RNC allowed themselves to get roped into a consent decree whereby the Republican Party is formally enjoined against contesting vote fraud in court.
::: facepalm :::
Posted by: torquewrench at November 02, 2015 11:30 AM (noWW6)
Fishing streams with overgrown banks entails roll casting.
You puddle the line at your feet, and cast it with a wrist flick, holding the rod parallel to the water.
With practice,you can cast a surprising distance.
And I agree, tying flies is a huge part of the fun. It's the fastest way to make the eternal month of February go by.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 02, 2015 11:30 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 02, 2015 11:25 AM (vgIRn)
We fix that, kaffir!
Posted by: Ahmed Mohammed Goatfucker Mahmoud Muhammad at November 02, 2015 11:30 AM (2Ojst)
This has been on my mind for many years.
No one needs to be on public assistance, since everyone can grow their own food, courtesy of the sun and the earth.
No one needs to be an FSA vampire sucking the blood out of their fellow humans.
One libertal-ish libertarian guy I spoke to a few years back said that there actually are some urban areas that have communal gardens, with that kind of idea in mind. I wish this were mandatory.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 11:31 AM (E5UB0)
When did this happen?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 11:31 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 11:10 AM (Xo1Rt)
I was in the Army and never had to do any of that shit.
Who did you piss off?
Posted by: jwest at November 02, 2015 11:13
AM (Zs4uk)
No one.... that's pretty standard deployed shipboard life in the Navy...
but he didn't mention sweep downs, darken ship, daily fire drills, daily security drills, sleeping with 40 other guys, or water hours because the evaps are broke again....
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 02, 2015 11:32 AM (qh617)
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I found 4 on/4 off grueling. It's not bad for the first day or even two, but after two days you start to become zombie-like. Very difficult to retain focus.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2015 11:32 AM (9mTYi)
And BTW the mess deck was only serving during those times you were on watch so if you wanted to eat you were stuck with mid-rats so you had to get up during your short sleep time to eat a really crappy mid-rats meal.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 11:32 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Nip Sip
We've suffraged this kind of talk long enough.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 02, 2015 11:33 AM (VAsIq)
there actually are some urban areas that have communal gardens, with
that kind of idea in mind. I wish this were mandatory.>>>
Poor Farms FTW.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 02, 2015 11:33 AM (wrS2o)
Hey, new Trek series!:
New 'Star Trek' TV Series a Go at CBS All Access
Alex Kurtzman is attached to the new series, which will premiere in January 2017 on CBS before new episodes debut on its digital and VOD platform.
The new Star Trek will introduce new characters seeking imaginative new worlds and new civilizations, while exploring the dramatic contemporary themes that have been a signature of the franchise since its inception in 1966.
The drama is set up at CBS Television Studios and Kurtzman's Secret Hideout banner. Kurtzman and development head Heather Kadin will exec produce. A search is under way for a writer to take on the cult hit.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 02, 2015 11:33 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: q at November 02, 2015 11:20 AM (mf5tZ)
That's because our politicians and writers are not that smart.
Our people pound on lowering taxes and smaller government when they should be focused on education and Social Security.
The right could own the education issue and private retirement accounts as a civil rights issue, using it to show democrats want to keep blacks down and return to slavery, but they shy away from the issues.
As I try to mention often, the people we elect are not geniuses. There have been Kennedys that have been elected with sub-100 IQs. I know of some on our side that wish they were that high.
Our writers mistake organizing paragraphs with intellectual thinking. Instead of finding people who can use original creative ideas to get our message across, we have a stable of insufferable twits collating and recycling what liberals believe conservative ideas are.
Hopefully, as the establishment right fades in the distance, the honestly conservative will rise up and establish the narrative for the future.
Posted by: jwest at November 02, 2015 11:33 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 11:34 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 02, 2015 11:34 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
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Yeah, but so do I.
Posted by: A Pig at November 02, 2015 11:34 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 11:34 AM (E5UB0)
It's because the supergeniuses at the RNC allowed themselves to get
roped into a consent decree whereby the Republican Party is formally
enjoined against contesting vote fraud in court.
When did this happen?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 11:31 AM (LUgeY)
That is not exactly true. Someone mentioned it once before and I binged it up. They had some checks put on their ability to challenge elections for cheating but it has not been blocked.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 11:34 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 02, 2015 11:34 AM (kdS6q)
You know who else explores dramatic contemporary themes? Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 11:35 AM (2Ojst)
The democrat politicians understand this. Food, vie EBT cards is a chain around your neck, as is a place to sleep, and protection from your enemies. You become property of the state, and you then serve the state if you want to eat.
Which is why Obama's war on cops is such going to be a problem one day.
And it illustrates the real purpose of flushing water down the Sacramento River instead of using it to grow lettuce and tomatoes.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 11:35 AM (hZrhT)
Posted by: BB Wolf
You don't say...
Posted by: Clay Aiken at November 02, 2015 11:35 AM (VAsIq)
Of course, the Captain will a she-male POC with tourrett's -- but hey -- new Trek!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 02, 2015 11:34 AM (kdS6q)
Xe will have lost xer dick in a tragic transporter accident.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 11:36 AM (2Ojst)
.
This is that "failure of conservative idea outreach" we were just talking about. Shit all over 51% of your potential voters, then wonder why no one will listen!
I'm so old, I remember "no taxation without representation."
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at November 02, 2015 11:36 AM (vn2q2)
Make it support 10,000 people instead of the dozen or so now.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 11:36 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2015 11:36 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: Good ole Bill Clinton, feminst hero and rapist and draft dodger at November 02, 2015 11:37 AM (jJRIy)
Unhinged Black College Dean Accuses Cops of Racism. Then Dash Cam Video Is Released
http://goo.gl/YRLA9X
This is hilarious!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 11:38 AM (iQIUe)
gun rack and NASCAR fandom"
"If we could craft a
conservative message that would resonate with urban dwellers, we might
be better able to address these demographics."
"oh, you live in a city so therefore you're probably a
latte-swillin', arugula-eatin', probably gay libtard therefore I hate
you."
Posted by: q at November 02, 2015 11:20 AM (mf5tZ)
Interesting take on who you think lives in the country. Sort of like what a LIBERAL would presume/assume.
A message that would resonate with urban dwellers would be one of Free Shit for all. And we've seen how well that works out and the Republicans NEVER get credit for it so all it does is piss off the people paying the for it.
Where have you ever heard a conservative say something like that? Or is it just the voices in your head?
And I would bet that there's MORE people living in the country than live in the major urban centers.
Your angry attitude is a bit much. Perhaps you should take that message someplace where it would fit better?
And thanks for the concern about the conservative message not being crafted for urban dwellers (dog whistle).
You'll never hear one of the mainstream conservatives ever recite a real conservative message.
The Media won't let that happen.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 11:38 AM (Xo1Rt)
Do Navy guys ever fish off of their ships, or is that forbidden/impractical?
Posted by: at November 02, 2015 11:34 AM (2cS/G)
Pretty much impossible
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 11:38 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 02, 2015 11:34 AM (2cS/G)
Navy ships very seldom ever stop... you are usually traveling too fast to fish...
And you really don't want to fish the waters in most ports.... just plain nasty...
So some do fish off of smaller ships... but not often... and it will depend on your CO....
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 02, 2015 11:39 AM (qh617)
http://snipurl.com/2aaj6px
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 02, 2015 11:39 AM (VAsIq)
Getting edumacated is actin' white.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 11:40 AM (H/5vA)
http://snipurl.com/2aaj6px
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 02, 2015 11:39 AM (VAsIq)
I hope it's good gnus. I've more than enough bad gnus.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 11:40 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Jackson Pollack at November 02, 2015 11:40 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 11:41 AM (LUgeY)
http://media-cache-ak0.pin___.com/736x/75/56/67/755667de23a7c961620f68de7d6a2910.jpg
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 11:41 AM (E5UB0)
Well, I've seen pictures of navy people fishing for sharks in deep ocean waters. Those images that I've seen are often captioned 'swimming'.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at November 02, 2015 11:41 AM (hZrhT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 11:43 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 02, 2015 11:43 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 02, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 11:44 AM (iQIUe)
therefore you're probably a latte-swillin', arugula-eatin', probably
gay libtard therefore I hate you."
That sounds awfully MFM Narrative. Actual conservatives don't care about lattes or if you're gay, and I think the gardening thread has featured arugula a couple of times.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2015 11:44 AM (S+N7W)
http://goo.gl/YRLA9X
--
Sidewalks are white. Expecting a black person to use it would be racist.
#flapsarms
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 11:45 AM (cbfNE)
Since I am the last to find anything out, what happened to Dave in Texas?
Posted by: Advo at November 02, 2015 11:45 AM (7vbG1)
I rigged a couple hundred dollars worth of offshore gear and sent it off. Got a nice thanks.
No idea if he was able to use it successfully but it felt nice to do something nice for somebody.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at November 02, 2015 11:45 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 02, 2015 11:46 AM (4WhSY)
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 11:47 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 11:47 AM (iQIUe)
And disagreement does not equal hate.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 11:47 AM (LUgeY)
http://goo.gl/YRLA9X
--
Sidewalks are white. Expecting a black person to use it would be racist.
#flapsarms
Get on the black top!
#FlapsArms
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 11:47 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: Fritz at November 02, 2015 11:48 AM (UzPAd)
And disagreement does not equal hate.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 11:47 AM (LUgeY)
Yes it does.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 11:48 AM (2Ojst)
#flapsarms
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WTF is wrong with people that they can't walk on the sidewalk, which was put there expressly for that purpose?
Posted by: Jackson Pollack at November 02, 2015 11:49 AM (9mTYi)
It;'s all very hush-hush, but the rumor is licked to death by a rampaging horde of golden retriever puppies.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 02, 2015 11:49 AM (4WhSY)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 02, 2015 11:49 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 11:50 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Jackson Pollack at November 02, 2015 11:49 AM (9mTYi)
There's nothing wrong with walking or running in a neighborhood street, but you're supposed to stay to one side and walk or run facing traffic.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 11:50 AM (2Ojst)
Out at sea, if anything was fast enough to catch the bait you were trolling, it would be too big for you to land. And nasty most likely.
Give you an example; Ship was 560' long. I saw either a whale shark or a great white that was longer than our whale boat (about 30') pass along side us while we were idling along. Just below the surface, don't know how deep. Maybe 6' or so.
BIG. DAMN. FISH. There's big fish in the deep ocean. They go deep out there so they get big or get et.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 11:50 AM (Xo1Rt)
At the end of conservative speech on education, I want rich liberals in tears, ready to dedicate the balance of their lives to apologizing, person by person, to inner-city youths for dooming them to a life of poverty.
After the same speech, I want adult blacks to be both ashamed and mad that they've been tricked for decades and their children will suffer for the rest of their lives because of their blind trust in democrats.
After a conservative speech I want blacks ready to riot over their paying into Social Security for years but not getting their fair share because they die earlier than white women. I want them to believe the only reason blacks are worse financial shape than whites is that all the money they pay into SS goes to the government and isn't inherited by their families.
Make the democrats villains and blacks the victims.
Posted by: jwest at November 02, 2015 11:50 AM (Zs4uk)
It;'s all very hush-hush, but the rumor is licked to death by a rampaging horde of golden retriever puppies.
There are worse ways to go.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 11:51 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: irongrampa
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It's almost as if the idea is to reduce you to an automaton. Wait....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2015 11:51 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 02, 2015 11:51 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Jackson Pollack at November 02, 2015 11:49 AM (9mTYi)
A lot of runner, doing high miles, like to run on asphalt, it is softer than concrete. Walking on the wrong side of the road can get you a ticket.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 11:53 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 11:47 AM (LUgeY)
Yes it does.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 11:48 AM (2Ojst)
No, it doesn't. Dipshit.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2015 11:54 AM (HbSdt)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 11:47 AM (LUgeY)
Yes it does.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 11:48 AM (2Ojst)
No, it doesn't. Dipshit.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2015 11:54 AM (HbSdt)
Does too. Asshole.
I love a good argument in the morning!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 11:55 AM (2Ojst)
Yeah. A meth lab puppy could blow all over your face!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2015 11:56 AM (HbSdt)
as a civil rights issue, using it to show democrats want to keep blacks
down and return to slavery, but they shy away from the issues.
Here's an argument I've used (with success, I believe): Suppose somehow, magically, every grievance of the blacks was instantly addressed. They were fully integrated into the economy, did well in excellent schools, lived in crime-free neighborhoods, were solidly middle class.
Which party would gain, and which would lose?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 02, 2015 11:56 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Yes, there is. Sidewalks were financed and put in place expressly so that people would not *have* to walk in the road. The roads were paved to ease the passage of vehicular traffic.
Anyone walking or running on the road, when there are sidewalks, is a self-righteous jerk.
Of course, that's just my perspective.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2015 11:56 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 11:56 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2015 11:56 AM (HbSdt)
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 11:58 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2015 11:56 AM (HbSdt)
It's being hit on the head lessons in here. Complaints are next door.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 11:58 AM (2Ojst)
Why? because they lied. And you didn't find out they were lying until you'd signed up.
And also because they lied and the reason they lied.
Which was to stay in a nice land based billet.
No one pointed out to me; if life at sea is so great, why is this guy on land lying to kids to get them to join?
Good question seymour.
It's because, like warfare, the military is 55 minutes of utter boredom and tedious activity punctuated by 5 minutes of terror and the threat of death.
And you never knew when the 5 minutes was going to happen.
(in the Navy of course, the 5 minutes of terror and the threat of death was provided by the Chiefs and not the enemy. Oh. Wait.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 11:58 AM (Xo1Rt)
We're overdue for something rotten and hateful from the homosexual activists; it's been a while since they imposed their will upon us and then cried victim after we objected.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2015 11:58 AM (DXC1j)
Of course, that's just my perspective.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2015 11:56 AM (9mTYi)
My street has no sidewalks and no street lights. We don't want you do come down it, but if you do, you will be in the street.
(Easier to shot)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 11:58 AM (jJRIy)
End union dominance of public schools. Allow parents to decide where their school tax dollars go, via vouchers.
Disband the VA, and give veterans previously "served" in the VA facilities vouchers to be spent wherever they find the best care. Go to Hopkins, or Mayo or the Cleveland Clinic. Why should vets die by socialism, when the best care in the world is only a voucher away?
End the Education Department intrusion into local schools lunches, curriculum and testing. In fact, end the Education Department.
Tax cuts for the middle class, tax increases for the crony capitalists.
Jail for Progressives who infiltrated themselves into government and used enforcement powers to torture innocent citizens.
Posted by: MTF at November 02, 2015 11:58 AM (TxJGV)
>> Then Dash Cam Video Is Released
I see someone walking in the street exercising because the sidewalk's too wet for her cross-trainers.
Posted by: JEM at November 02, 2015 11:59 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: JTB at November 02, 2015 11:59 AM (FvdPb)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2015 11:59 AM (HbSdt)
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I do not care. The running in the road thing is simply an ego-involvement. It is a form of self-indulgence. Go find a track, if it *really* means that much to you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2015 12:00 PM (9mTYi)
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That depends. Is it a pumpkin spiced latte.
Posted by: Modern Man at November 02, 2015 12:00 PM (E5UB0)
Catch and release for the pure enjoyment of fishing.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 12:00 PM (H/5vA)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2015 11:59 AM (HbSdt)
Shut your festering gob, you tit!
Oh wait, sorry, this is abuse.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 12:01 PM (2Ojst)
Which party would gain, and which would lose?
Posted by: Jay Guevara
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Had LBJ not come along with the Great Society, I honestly think most of that would have happened on its own for black people.
Look at minorities that aren't catered to like say Asians, they seem to have no problem succeeding in "Racist America"
If anyone would have a good reason to be bigoted towards Asians, it would be Americans when you think of all the nasty wars we've had with Asian people, yet we don't
Posted by: Coolio at November 02, 2015 12:01 PM (+PTWo)
This + the SC teen who asked others to video the school officer dragging her out of her seat after refusing requests from several teachers to put her dang phone away....yeah, it's open provocation at this point.
These are being set up to put the police on the ropes. It will not end well, as with Baltimore after the Freddie Gray riots: you don't have to love the police to recognize that a timid police force leads to chaos.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 12:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 11:50 AM (2Ojst)
Yeah, walking down the MIDDLE of the Street (as she was when stopped) is Jaywalking, and ticket worthy...
But the take away here is that is you LOOK for RAAAAACISM hard enough (or sexism, or anti gay, or anti Mus....)... you will eventually find it... even if that was NOT the intent of the 'offender'...
Because anytime you lose, you can put it down to being a 'victim' and thus not your fault... even when it WAS your fault for being an idiot.
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 02, 2015 12:01 PM (qh617)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2015 12:01 PM (HbSdt)
That would never happen. Because not all of their grievance can ever be addressed.
And until everybody realizes that and moves on, we'll be on this merry go round until a new government takes over.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 12:01 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2015 12:00 PM (9mTYi)
Show me on the dolly where the bad runner touched you...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 12:01 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 12:01 PM (fWAjv)
www.startrekuncharted.com/
This was created by a fan and they got to pitch the idea to CBS just a few months ago. Only other pitch I'd heard of was the "Captain Worf" series but this doesn't sound like they are going in that direction with "all new characters"
Posted by: Arcadehero at November 02, 2015 12:02 PM (nwQ+G)
Posted by: andycanuck
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Yo feets so big, ace required skin grafts just to make your slippers.
Posted by: Modern Man at November 02, 2015 12:02 PM (E5UB0)
http://tinyurl.com/qfj7hjz
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 12:01 PM (fWAjv)
No way that could end badly. Nope, not at all.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 12:02 PM (2Ojst)
They have a problem, which is that out in the culture it's becoming something like acceptable to joke about Caitlyn Jenner, and society's collective daddy hasn't been shocked by gays/bis/lesbians since about 1997. But they rely on shocking the straights for their thrills and power. Like most Leftist constituencies, it's daddy issues all the way down.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2015 12:03 PM (S+N7W)
simply an ego-involvement. It is a form of self-indulgence. Go find a
track, if it *really* means that much to you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2015 12:00 PM (9mTYi)
Hard to find 10 mile tracks and doing 10 miles on a quarter mile track is VERY boring. Along the same lines, get the fvcking bicycles OFF the sidewalks and on to the road where the law requires them.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 12:03 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 02, 2015 12:04 PM (evdj2)
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She was trying to break into my house.
Posted by: Madness at November 02, 2015 12:04 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 02, 2015 12:04 PM (LUgeY)
The problem was that she was walking with her back to traffic and blocking drivers, and she was wearing earbuds so that she was oblivious to the sound of a vehicle coming up behind her.
She was being a menace to herself AND drivers.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2015 12:04 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at November 02, 2015 12:04 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Madness at November 02, 2015 12:04 PM (E5UB0)
It's your castle and your keep. I doubt she would have succeeded.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 12:05 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2015 12:06 PM (HbSdt)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2015 12:06 PM (HbSdt)
It's only a model.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 12:07 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Madness at November 02, 2015 12:07 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 02, 2015 12:07 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 02, 2015 12:07 PM (jeCnD)
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Personal problem. Why should others be inconvenienced by someone else's ego involvement with running?
As I said, if it is *really* important, then one can find a place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2015 12:07 PM (9mTYi)
Oh, my goodness. First it was f'ing blimps/balloons and now it's Fing bicycles messing things up. Can they keep that stuff indoors?!!!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2015 12:07 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 12:07 PM (iQIUe)
Stupid cunt's story would be front page terrorism, except the cops left on their dash cam.
Sad that a grown woman would try to make a charges of racism on two cops that were only trying to protect her life.
BITCH.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 12:08 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2015 12:07 PM (No/ki)
They should have kept the bicycles tethered more securely.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 12:08 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: andycanuck
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It's the Camelot thread, jerkwad. What did you expect?
Posted by: Graham Chapman at November 02, 2015 12:09 PM (E5UB0)
I guess she had been reported yet.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 12:09 PM (jJRIy)
When I used to ride on the east coast (in a city btw) I rode on the sidewalks.
I didn't like to but I had to as the cars were driven by crazy people. They had no concern what so ever about crowding me off the road. And if you're in the road and traffic behind you and someone flings open their door into your path from a parked car, where you gonna go.
I went on the sidewalks because there was less traffic. I tried to be polite and would go slow when coming up on people or groups but I'm not gonna risk getting killed just because a few pedestrians are upset.
And bike lanes don't do shit because double parkers screw you up and cars will crowd you anyway.
It all depends on enforcement. Unless you travel downtown on the sidewalks, the cops won't try to stop you cause they're in traffic and you're gone before they can do anything.
Now some bikers will act like they're entitled to be there. I never did that. No zipping along in top gear and scaring little old ladies and stuff.
But I can understand how folks could get upset. there's just two sides to that story.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 12:10 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 12:10 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2015 12:07 PM (No/ki)
They should have kept the bicycles tethered more securely.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 12:08 PM (2Ojst)
/locks his bicycle in the garage..
Yep.... otherwise they tend to get away... lost 2 in the last few years when the garage door was left open by accident...
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 02, 2015 12:10 PM (qh617)
I am all in favor of...well, not 'ending' it but folding some of its functions into HHS and eliminating it as a Cabinet department.
But, first...if I ended up President:
Obama federalized student loans, so I see no reason institutions that use race as an admissions or hiriing criterion should be eligible to receive student loan or grant funds or any sort of Federal research funding.
Similarly, Federal education, law enforcement, highway, and Medicaid funding would be contingent on enforcing voter ID, voter roll cleanup, immigration enforcement, eminent domain reform, and some anti-driving-nuisance policies such as eliminating photo radar, permitting radar detectors (hi, VA/DC!), and ensuring that HOV lanes do not steal road capacity from other users.
You take the king's shilling you do the king's bidding.
Oh, and at the Federal level - no Federal agency may spend $0.01 on any copyright enforcement action, or support for any private copyright enforcement action, for any work more than fifty years old unless and until Congress produces a bill returning the current forever-and-ten-years-after IP regime to the Constitutionally-provided 'reasonable period'.
Posted by: JEM at November 02, 2015 12:10 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 12:10 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 12:10 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 02, 2015 12:10 PM (E5UB0)
As I said, if it is *really* important, then one can find a place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2015 12:07 PM (9mTYi)
I guess I could come up to Biltmore Forest and run up there, wouldn't see any cars back there.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 12:11 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 02, 2015 12:11 PM (VAsIq)
The treadmill effect.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 02, 2015 12:11 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: typo dynamofo at November 02, 2015 12:11 PM (ZY2zO)
The treadmill effect.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 02, 2015 12:11 PM (evdj2)
I hate fucking treadmills.
They chafe.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 12:12 PM (2Ojst)
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator.
"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board."
"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week plus free room and board."
"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day, with no days off, and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week and pays his own room and board."
"But, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night, and he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit," says the investigator.
"You're talking to him," replied the rancher.
Posted by: OP at November 02, 2015 12:12 PM (TzeLs)
In the Spring a young bicycle's fancy turns lightly to the thought of love.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2015 12:13 PM (No/ki)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 12:13 PM (jJRIy)
Denver and its environs is the only really bike friendly city I know of...
Interconnected bike paths everywhere...
Heck... there was one that even had a posted speed limit....
But I could get on the bike path that ran past my back yard in Highlands Ranch, and bike all the way to downtown and never be on a street...
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 02, 2015 12:13 PM (qh617)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 02, 2015 12:14 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 11:48 AM (2Ojst)
You shut your whore mouth!
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at November 02, 2015 12:14 PM (wKcQA)
Washington, Philly, Boston, Atlanta, Dallas, etc...
Posted by: bananaDream at November 02, 2015 12:14 PM (vLk7c)
So is running for ten miles and ending up where you started.
Why bother?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 12:15 PM (H/5vA)
Yuan has a long mustache ...
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 02, 2015 12:15 PM (evdj2)
Why bother?
Good aerobics is important for the Burning Time.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 02, 2015 12:16 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
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Yes, living a year as a woman is a legally required prerequisite to getting a vaginoplasty. Even places like Thailand or Indonesia have signed treaties with the UN so you can't just go there anymore to have it done immediately. The requirement holds there as well. And a lot of therapists try to discourage or delay it, I suspect so you keep coming back there for the talk therapy, as if one weren't a responsible adult making a conscious decision. It's another case of over-regulation by a corrupt system trying to screw you out of more money. As with FDA drug regulations, they don't really have your best interests at heart.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 02, 2015 12:17 PM (E5UB0)
Why bother?
Good aerobics is important for the Burning Time.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 02, 2015 12:16 PM (evdj2)
Rule 2: double tap.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 02, 2015 12:17 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Insomniac
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But, can we use shotguns to bring them down?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2015 12:17 PM (9mTYi)
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I don't always propagandize on behalf of foreign governments--but when I do, it's for China.
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man on Earth at November 02, 2015 12:17 PM (VAsIq)
One thing I wouldn't do is cross willy nilly through a light.
THOSE guys used to piss me off in a car or on a bike.
They just don't realize what the impact of a car at 20 mph can do.
Sometimes I'd walk the bike through an intersection just so it was clear that I was a pedestrian.
Being a driver made me a bit better biker but so many others can be so selfish and entitled it makes you want to spit.
Do unto others. Before they do unto you. And I don't mean that in a bad way. If you're obnoxious and petty, then expect that in return.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 02, 2015 12:18 PM (Xo1Rt)
Why bother?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 12:15 PM (H/5vA)
Well, unless someone picks you up you are ten miles from your car or home.
Hello?
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 12:18 PM (jJRIy)
*drums fingers*
Posted by: shadetree mechanic at November 02, 2015 12:18 PM (2WoCi)
I thought foreigner were limited in buying MSM outlets.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 12:18 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Baldy at November 02, 2015 12:19 PM (sEXjW)
As it should be.
Because if you can't do the speed limit, (or 20mph under), you are hindering traffic and are a liability. And doing 10 or 15 mph on a 50 IS hindering traffic.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 12:19 PM (H/5vA)
Posted by: JEM at November 02, 2015 12:10 PM (o+SC1)
First thing I'd do as President?
Executive order saying that the entire Federal Government will no longer have anything to do with Federal Employee Unions...
And that the Federal Government itself, will no longer pay LOBBYISTS to lobby the... Federal Government.
And that people CAN be fired for cause, at the WHIM of whoever runs that Agency.
I think the biggest problem the Federal Government has, is that they are unaccountable to ANYONE.... (exhibit 1, Lois Lerner... Exhibit 2, VA... exhibit 3, Hillary)...
Posted by: BB Wolf at November 02, 2015 12:19 PM (qh617)
Hello?
Posted by: Nip Sip
As long as the cops are 10 miles back, too, I'm okay with it.
Posted by: Runner's High at November 02, 2015 12:20 PM (VAsIq)
Why bother?
Posted by: rickb223
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Hold it...
Posted by: Pixy hamsters at November 02, 2015 12:20 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: the Butcher at November 02, 2015 12:20 PM (fUjxW)
weren't a responsible adult making a conscious decision.
If you are asking for a chopitoffame you are not a responsible adult making a conscious decision, you are a lunatic asking to be maimed. Therapy is exactly what you need.
Posted by: typo dynamofo at November 02, 2015 12:20 PM (ZY2zO)
I'll just judge by Putin's reaction. If he does nothing then it was mechanical failure.
Posted by: @votermom at November 02, 2015 10:24 AM (cbfNE)
IMHO, since ISIS claimed responsibility for the crash, whether or not they actually did it, Putin has a green light to open up a can of whoop-ass on them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2015 12:22 PM (0yhH4)
Which, by the way, out of context sounds like some kind of weird chin fetish site. Just sayin'
Posted by: bananaDream at November 02, 2015 12:23 PM (vLk7c)
The student loan portfolio is an $884 billion-dollar asset on the Treasury's balance sheet right now. Liquidate the portfolio, sell the loans to private loan servicers, and use the proceeds to pay down $884 brillion of US Government debt as it retires (i.e., don't keep rolling over the existing debt).
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 02, 2015 12:23 PM (5f5bM)
The federal government should have zero say-so about state and local schools. Anything they do in that area is unconstitutional regardless of what the 9 black-robed asshole SOBs say.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 12:24 PM (t2KH5)
Putin has a green light to open up a can of whoop-ass on them.
Whom ever is ISIS's PR guy, he should be riding the lightning by tonight.
Gee, thanks dude!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 12:24 PM (H/5vA)
Posted by: bananaDream
Hail to the King, baby.
Posted by: Bruce Campbell at November 02, 2015 12:25 PM (VAsIq)
responsible adult making a conscious decision, you are a lunatic asking
to be maimed. Therapy is exactly what you need.
Posted by: typo dynamofo at November 02, 2015 12:20 PM (ZY2zO)
If you're body says you're a man but your brain says you're a woman, the problem isn't with your body.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 02, 2015 12:25 PM (5f5bM)
What difference, at this point, does it make?/1/!?!?!/1/1/1!?!??
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 02, 2015 12:25 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: VA MK Z at November 02, 2015 12:25 PM (+0aiQ)
Which, by the way, out of context sounds like some kind of weird chin fetish site. Just sayin'
All 700,000 Chins in the Beijing phone directory.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 12:26 PM (H/5vA)
Posted by: VA MK Z
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Indeed.
Posted by: Fred Phelps at November 02, 2015 12:26 PM (E5UB0)
facilities vouchers to be spent wherever they find the best care. Go to
Hopkins, or Mayo or the Cleveland Clinic. Why should vets die by
socialism, when the best care in the world is only a voucher away?"
Trump is out with a VA reform plan which is a bit incoherent.
It combines care-anywhere vouchers with a promise to fire the incompetents at the VA proper.
Just two problems with that.
First off, the majority of vets who get handed care-anywhere vouchers are NEVER EVER going to go anywhere near the filthy, ineptly run VA facilities for the rest of their lives. They'll flee to the far better care available elsewhere. So we'd be paying to maintain a little used VA on top of paying for the vouchers.
Second, Trump seems to think firing Fedzilla personnel is easy. No way, Ray. This goes double and triple for Fedzilla personnel in protected classes. And the VA is disproportionately staffed by the most protected of all protected classes: blacks.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 02, 2015 12:27 PM (noWW6)
Which, by the way, out of context sounds like some kind of weird chin fetish site. Just sayin'
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You now arrowed to have not just one, but both barrs on chin when you brow me.
Posted by: Who Jintao at November 02, 2015 12:28 PM (E5UB0)
Did an old jet start falling apart mid air in the 80s in Hawaii? It was due to old age. Poor stewardess was sucked out.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 12:29 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 12:29 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 12:29 PM (iQIUe)
Fatigue in the Air Frame and poor inspection prodedures
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2015 12:30 PM (gf8BH)
I came really close to adding STARZ just for the new ash vs. evil but decided to wait for / hope it gets picked up by apple/amazon for buying episodes in a few months.
It looks like it brought back the whole Raimi gang with Lucy Lawless and all. I'm so stoked.
Posted by: bananaDream at November 02, 2015 12:31 PM (vLk7c)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 02, 2015 12:32 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at November 02, 2015 12:32 PM (Xh7t/)
Posted by: Bruce Campbell
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'Ash' can be a woman's name as well as a man's.
Posted by: Caitlyn Campbell at November 02, 2015 12:33 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 02, 2015 12:33 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 11:53 AM (jJRIy)
Really?
My neighborhood has basically no sidewalks and I walk on whichever side seems safest, because you are only allowed to park on one side in parts of the neighborhood, going on the 'wrong' side of the road is actually safest. I've never heard of someone getting a ticket for that kind of thing...
Posted by: Lea at November 02, 2015 12:34 PM (lIU4e)
is what I was thinking but that really isn't how it is presented. I
have seen programs on "reverse engineering" a birds genetics to take
it back in time and you always end up with some raptor like creature,
never a lizard. And the dinosaurs that were already developing feathers were
large from what I have ready. Their food source would have been destroyed. It just seems to me that the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs wouldn't have left enough of a population of any meat eater to evolve into a bird, or anything else. It would have to have been an herbivore.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at November 02, 2015 11:02 AM (1BQGO)
The birds were already evolving, and in existence, at the time of the mass extinction. There's you answer, in a nutshell. And we don't know for certain if the meteor strike in Yucatan was the real cause of the extinction, either, though it's a popular theory. Diversity in megafauna was already dwindling prior to the mass extinction.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2015 12:34 PM (0yhH4)
Do you get the Encore channels? It ran the next day on one of those.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 02, 2015 12:34 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2015 11:16 AM (H/5vA)
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It's actually a representative republic. Anyway, it was.
Posted by: Soona at November 02, 2015 12:36 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at November 02, 2015 12:36 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: bananaDream at November 02, 2015 12:36 PM (vLk7c)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 02, 2015 12:27 PM (noWW6)
Our first priority after the election should be to eliminate the civil service rules in place today. If we had smart politicians (which we don't), we would have a 4 week blitz of advertising, along with tv/radio/blog stories of waste, fraud and abuse by federal employees.
Work the public into a frenzy, ready to storm federal buildings and lynch workers.
Then pass a "reasonable" bill which treats federal employees just like private sector ones.
After which, let the bloodbath begin.
Mass firings.
Posted by: jwest at November 02, 2015 12:37 PM (Zs4uk)
You can find it on the internet and watch it for free. It's very good.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 12:37 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 02, 2015 12:37 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at November 02, 2015 12:37 PM (5q6RS)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 12:39 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 02, 2015 12:27 PM (noWW6)
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First order of business should be to ban the SEIU. Many problems would go away just from that.
Posted by: Soona at November 02, 2015 12:44 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 02, 2015 11:47 AM (iQIUe)
Silly twat (meaning, her, not you!). I'll bet the cops didn't even know she was black, until after they had made the decision to accost her. And they were very respectful and professional. Basically all they wanted her to do was to look out for her own safety by walking on the left facing traffic, which was drummed into kids like me in childhood. Dressed the way she was, she would be invisible to a motorist at night. They never even suggested to her that she use the sidewalk...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2015 12:56 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 02, 2015 11:53 AM (jJRIy)
Word. I go to the Portland Swap Meet every year. I walk right around the road course at PIR, sometimes twice in a day. Put on lots of miles. The go up to the Expo Center, and walking, or even standing, on those concrete floors is agony to my feet. Standing's worse, in fact. And I wear good shoes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2015 01:01 PM (0yhH4)
As I said, if it is *really* important, then one can find a place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2015 12:07 PM (9mTYi)
If you run/walk on the left, facing traffic, as the cops counseled her to do, you can step aside as you see a vehicle approach, thereby causing no inconvenience to drivers.
I will note, than in the video linked, exactly ONE car passed during the whole 3 minutes or so it ran. So not exactly a busy street.
And who would want to do aerobic exercise on a really busy street, and really suck all those exhaust fumes deep into their lungs?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2015 01:11 PM (0yhH4)
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