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Open Thread
William Stewart MacGeorge, "Halloween" (n.d.)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rdbrewer at October 30, 2015 09:03 AM (Iyg03)
Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at October 30, 2015 09:03 AM (3ZtZW)
Tis the season:
Bonzo Dog Doodah Band - "Monster Mash" - '68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od2PBlZ3ZQM
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2015 09:06 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: PabloD at October 30, 2015 09:07 AM (+T2o3)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2015 09:07 AM (xujhj)
How about he share his own home to a nice family of fifty?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 30, 2015 09:07 AM (6eftR)
And:
Tis the season:
"Anything Can Happen On Halloween", starring the inimitiable Tim Curry. From the 1987 film "The Worst Witch"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FMf8ltkCgM
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2015 09:07 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 09:07 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 30, 2015 09:08 AM (VDc7u)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 09:07 AM
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Exactly....Almond Joys are not for beggers
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 30, 2015 09:09 AM (VDc7u)
Posted by: Fr. Johann Tetzel at October 30, 2015 09:09 AM (jRs7b)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 30, 2015 09:10 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2015 09:10 AM (FR624)
Posted by: Charlie Brown at October 30, 2015 09:10 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 30, 2015 09:10 AM (5buP8)
Indulge your sentimentaility?
I'd think you'd be doing a GoFundMe for shotguns and shells.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 30, 2015 09:11 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 09:12 AM (q/kuR)
Posted by: jwest at October 30, 2015 09:12 AM (Zs4uk)
http://tinyurl.com/og7rvo8
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 30, 2015 09:12 AM (6eftR)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 30, 2015 09:13 AM (VDc7u)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
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I don't need pleasure, I can't feel pain.
Posted by: Urban Transwomen at October 30, 2015 09:13 AM (jRs7b)
Posted by: vivi at October 30, 2015 09:13 AM (11H2y)
Posted by: mindful webworker - cynicism for breakfast at October 30, 2015 09:14 AM (T5o9s)
Posted by: Lea at October 30, 2015 09:15 AM (8vjqV)
Posted by: Charlie Brown at October 30, 2015 09:10 AM (JO9+V)
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After all these years, that still makes me laugh.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 09:15 AM (dFi94)
I wasn't aware there was much left to burn in the residential areas.
Posted by: Colin at October 30, 2015 09:15 AM (0bEpn)
Senate approves two-year budget deal in 3 a.m. vote 64 to 35
YEA: 44 Democrats, 2 independents, 18 Republicans (Alexander, Ayotte, Barrasso, Capito, Cochran, Collins, Cornyn, Graham, Hatch, Kirk, McCain, McConnell, Murkowski, Roberts, Rounds, Thune, Tillis, Wicker).
NAY: 35 Republicans.
NOT VOTING: Vitter
Thanks Thom!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2015 09:16 AM (kdS6q)
Cornyn, Graham, Hatch, Kirk, McCain, McConnell, Murkowski, Roberts,
Rounds, Thune, Tillis, Wicker).
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What is up with that Ayotte person? Seriously. Is somebody blackmailing her?
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 09:17 AM (dFi94)
I came in early to work forgetting they were working on my computer so I basically can't do anything. So boring.
Posted by: Lea at October 30, 2015 09:17 AM (8vjqV)
Oh well, have to make a fire in the pit and have an adult beverage or two. Maybe a Snickers or 3.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2015 09:18 AM (/tuJf)
Did you see where some Hillary Clinton website has suggestions for how girls can dress up as Hillary in her 'five stages'. I nearly lost my lunch yesterday after seeing that.
I mean are these people for real? That propaganda machine would make the Soviet union blush.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 30, 2015 09:18 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Fritz at October 30, 2015 09:19 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at October 30, 2015 09:19 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: The Arbiter at October 30, 2015 09:20 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: vivi at October 30, 2015 09:20 AM (11H2y)
Posted by: no good deed at October 30, 2015 09:20 AM (GgxVX)
girls can dress up as Hillary in her 'five stages'. I nearly lost my
lunch yesterday after seeing that.
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5 different witch costumes? Isn't that a little redundant?
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 09:20 AM (dFi94)
Chicago: 20 shot
Baltimore: Man shot at candle light vigil for homicide victim!
Baltimore tops list of most haunted cities...
Posted by: Colin at October 30, 2015 09:20 AM (0bEpn)
Mark Kirk isn't even a RINO. I have no idea why he even pretends to be a Republican.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 30, 2015 09:20 AM (OE2ur)
Posted by: mindful webworker - what's news? at October 30, 2015 09:20 AM (T5o9s)
Senate approves two-year budget deal in 3 a.m. vote 64 to 35
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You can't be the stupid party if you don't act stupid.....Don't worry, President Hillary will spend it wisely....she like pinky swore
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 30, 2015 09:21 AM (VDc7u)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 09:21 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 09:22 AM (LUgeY)
The North Korean press just phoned to say it's excessive.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 30, 2015 09:22 AM (OE2ur)
Posted by: mindful webworker - what's news? at October 30, 2015 09:20 AM (T5o9s)
I think he had a lot of porch time to make up for yesterday.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 09:22 AM (fWAjv)
What is up with that Ayotte person? Seriously. Is somebody blackmailing her?
She was born in Nashua. Which is southern NH. Which might as well be Massachusetts North.
Posted by: The Arbiter at October 30, 2015 09:23 AM (X6fMO)
http://tinyurl.com/84ngcxv
Just to keep things in perspective.
Posted by: GBruno at October 30, 2015 09:23 AM (u49WF)
Looks like Colbert had some fun with the Hillary costumes thing.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 30, 2015 09:23 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2015 09:23 AM (FvdPb)
Posted by: Jared from Subway at October 30, 2015 09:24 AM (YqcVw)
I have to object to one part of that Heinlein piece posted last night: "One of their favorite quotations is: 'Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.' What they never mention is that the man who made that sneering remark was a fat, gluttonous slob who was pursued all his life by a pathological fear of death."
That was Dr. Samuel Johnson, one of the most brilliant minds of the 18th century. (He wrote the English dictionary.) First of all, why assume his criticism is of patriotism? It's not - he's criticizing scoundrels. And it's true - think of our political scoundrels today, like John McCain. When they're in a tight corner, they pull out the patriotism card. If a jihadi attack blew up part of Washington, DC, wouldn't Obama haul his coward ass in front of the TV cameras to say we're all Americans, let's pull together, blah blah blah. Of course he would. Nowadays, they also pull out the religion card too sometimes, but that wasn't the case in Johnson's time. In any case, he was pointing out that you can tell a scoundrel because of his shamelessness - he'll wrap himself in the flag to save his own skin.
As for being fat and gluttonous, that's true, but that leads to the second point. Johnson was afraid of dying because he was afraid of the judgment of God. He was constantly haunted by fears that he would go to Hell, and it's because he was so conscious of his own sins, gluttony and indolence among them. Johnson was intensely religious. I don't think he was a physical coward at all, but he was hagridden by morality, and never felt he could measure up.
Anyway, I just had to say that, in defence of Dr. Johnson.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 30, 2015 09:25 AM (gjLib)
I used to hand out Skittles, because I hate Skittles.
There may be kids wandering around here Saturday night looking for candy, but since we live on the second floor we're going to a local restaurant offering a themed menu. I really hope "Zombie Brains" turn out to be beef...
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 30, 2015 09:25 AM (vn2q2)
But dammitall, the plural of "amphora" is not "amphoras."
Any chance that Quintus Arrius' Roman fleet is down there?
Hey. Hey. A remake starring Caitlin Jenner. "Been Him."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 09:25 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: chemjeff - go royals at October 30, 2015 09:25 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at October 30, 2015 09:25 AM (BK3ZS)
I got a rock.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 30, 2015 09:26 AM (vn2q2)
http://iotwreportcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/clintondictator.jpg
Posted by: vivi at October 30, 2015 09:26 AM (11H2y)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 30, 2015 09:26 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: PabloD at October 30, 2015 09:27 AM (+T2o3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 09:27 AM (q/kuR)
Shot on sight?
Nope...
Lead officer points out my registration card is out of date but he knows my registration is up to date. He goes back to run my license. I know he's got me on at least two infractions. I'm thinking of how to pay them.
Officers return with my Glock in an evidence back, locked and cleared. 'Because you were cool with us and didn't give us grief, I'm just going to leave it at a verbal warning. Get that headlight fixed as soon as possible.'
I smile. 'Thank you, sir.'
I'm a black man wearing a hoodie and strapped. According to certain social movements, I shouldn't be alive right now because the police are allegedly out to kill minorities.
Maybe...just maybe...that notion is bunk.
Maybe if you treat police officers with respect, they will do the same to you.
Crazy how if you don't assault an officer you walk away. Weird.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 09:27 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: chemjeff - go royals at October 30, 2015 09:27 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2015 09:27 AM (xujhj)
FIFY
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2015 09:28 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Fritz at October 30, 2015 09:28 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 09:28 AM (LUgeY)
night looking for candy, but since we live on the second floor we're
going to a local restaurant offering a themed menu. I really hope
"Zombie Brains" turn out to be beef...
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 30, 2015 09:25 AM (vn2q2)
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I didn't realize that Germany did the Halloween thing. Well huh. Do you get American brands of candy over there?
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 09:29 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 09:29 AM (q/kuR)
Posted by: The Great Gazoo from The Flintstones at October 30, 2015 09:30 AM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Graham Cracker at October 30, 2015 09:30 AM (SJ184)
Posted by: chemjeff - go royals at October 30, 2015 09:27 AM (lVU49)
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That sounds hideous.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 09:30 AM (dFi94)
Candy cigarettes would be great to give out, but I suspect the outrage it might cause the parents of the little darlings now would be far less than, say, fifteen years ago.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at October 30, 2015 09:31 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 30, 2015 09:31 AM (VDc7u)
Many a young German child decided that behaving was the easy option.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2015 09:31 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2015 09:31 AM (xujhj)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 30, 2015 09:32 AM (mvenn)
there is a story in Newseek about the Bush camp leaking their strategy for Iowa and ad buys
they also gave some dirt on Rubios shady financial dealings, like using his govt credit card for personal business while a state legislator in Florida and buying a house with some shady Florida contributor, like his personal Tony Resko
and then there was some shady oppo that Newsweek says Romney uncovered when he was looking at Rubio for veep
Newsweek wont say what it is but it seems like its personal
and the Bush Camp keeps saying Rubio is not the Republican Obama, he is the Republican John Edwards
stupid Bush folks telegraph their punches
are they implying that Rubio has a tootsie stashed somewhere?
because thats what I think of when I think of Edwards
Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 30, 2015 09:32 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: se pa moron at October 30, 2015 09:33 AM (7v/r5)
Stale Peeps from Easter would be nice to have, too, but they'd never outlast the frenzied ravages of the missus, who loves eating them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at October 30, 2015 09:33 AM (BK3ZS)
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Well, at least his mom didn't have to worry about a razor blade.
Worst Halloween treats to hit my bag as a kid: Bit-O-Honey, Starlight mints, candy corn, those chewy things in black or orange wrappers with peanut butter in the middle, raisins, Necco candies, and pennies.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at October 30, 2015 09:34 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 30, 2015 09:34 AM (VDc7u)
Incredible how many of them are unbroken, after 15 or 30 centuries.
Mary Overholt Spangler, the matron of the Dum-Dum clan, just died, aged 92. By all accounts, an absolutely gleeful lady who loved giving away candy, no matter the season. Too bad she didn't make one more trick-or-treat.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 09:34 AM (xq1UY)
It's triggering my fear factor.
Kids back then were probably a lot smarter and more aware than today. And their parents, too.
Besides, candles don't put out that much heat.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 09:34 AM (LUgeY)
What was everyone's favorite Halloween costume or costumes your particularly remembered wearing as a kid?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2015 09:34 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: JackStraw
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If you are visted by a child, it will be the ghost of an 8 year old violated and strangled to death by Harry Reid.
He will lead you to where his body was dumped in the woods. Reid's finger prints are still on his neck, so there will be enough evidence to convict.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 09:34 AM (jRs7b)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2015 09:34 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 30, 2015 09:34 AM (ZY2zO)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 30, 2015 09:35 AM (VDc7u)
How about he share his own home to a nice family of fifty?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 30, 2015 09:07 AM (6eftR)
I read that earlier today. I think these poor fools see the pictures of babies, and assume that is what ALL the refugees are. They refuse to delve further, to see the staging. They refuse to read the reports of German women evicted from housing they have lived in for 10-15 years, in order to make room for a bunch of violent, dissatisfied raping men. They also overlook all the rape. For some reason, the SJW's who object to rape, in all it's newfangled forms (you thought about sex with me, and that's RAPE!!!111) seem blissfully unaware of the actual, violent rape that is perpetrated by these savages-on school children, on the women CLEANING their facilities, and on unfortunate women who are in the wrong place at the wrong time, through absolutely no fault of their own But that rape doesn't matter.
I am altogether sick of Hollyweird and those self righteous jerks shoving their "faith" down my throat.
Posted by: Moki at October 30, 2015 09:35 AM (x303I)
Posted by: chemjeff - go royals at October 30, 2015 09:35 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2015 09:35 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 30, 2015 09:35 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: chemjeff - go royals at October 30, 2015 09:36 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at October 30, 2015 09:36 AM (BK3ZS)
Not everybody does it, but I've seen some carved pumpkins and some lawn decorations. And there's some American brands--the Mars company (Snickers, MMs, etc) is pretty prevelent.
Oloohh, HR, wait til Christmas and "Black Pete".
I'm a big fan of Krampus already.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 30, 2015 09:36 AM (vn2q2)
Isn't there some stupid "product safety" rule that says kid's pajamas can't be 100% cotton because cotton is flammable?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2015 09:36 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Moki at October 30, 2015 09:36 AM (x303I)
I never liked candy corn. FenelonSpouse, however, loves it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2015 09:36 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 30, 2015 09:37 AM (VDc7u)
I don't know. is there another kind of donut?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2015 09:37 AM (No/ki)
Many a young German child decided that behaving was the easy option.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2015 09:31 AM (3pRHP)
And he causes hyperventilation amongst the left but I thought Black Peter was in the Netherlands.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 30, 2015 09:37 AM (OE2ur)
Posted by: chemjeff - go royals at October 30, 2015 09:37 AM (lVU49)
90 No it wasn't creamed corn, you pervs, just regular kernel corn
Posted by: chemjeff - go royals at October 30, 2015 09:35 AM (lVU49)
So... unopened can of corn, then?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at October 30, 2015 09:37 AM (BK3ZS)
Bit-O-Honey, Starlight mints, candy corn, those chewy things in black or
orange wrappers with peanut butter in the middle, raisins, Necco
candies, and pennies.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at October 30, 2015 09:34 AM (pVkEV)
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Bit-O-Honey and peanut butter kisses are my very favorite! And you can only find them in the stores at Halloween so I stock up. I seriously have half a dozen bags of each stashed in my pantry. I figure that will last me till Easter when I can switch over to Cadbury eggs and black jelly beans. I think strategically when it comes to my candy allotments. I plot it out according to the calendar year.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 09:37 AM (dFi94)
So....how's the beer?
Seriously.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2015 09:37 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll
Yeah, hopefully she heaved it through a window. And is still laughing about it.
Posted by: "I'm sorry, we don't have any candy, but that's a nice costume" at October 30, 2015 09:38 AM (326rv)
donuts and give them out, They were fresh from the oven-delicious
My mom used to drive us out into the country to visit the farm widows from church. Big bags of treats, both purchased and homemade. It wasn't until adulthood that I realized we didn't do it for us.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 30, 2015 09:38 AM (vn2q2)
I'm on your side.
Candy Corn has that weird grainy texture that is unpleasant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2015 09:38 AM (Zu3d9)
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From my 70s kid years...Anything that didn't involve a sweaty plastic mask with an elastic band on the back. My face sweats just thinking about them. My favorite costume was dressing up as a gypsy. I wore makeup, which was a big deal as a kid.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at October 30, 2015 09:39 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 30, 2015 09:39 AM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 30, 2015 09:40 AM (mvenn)
I'd try to swap it with my sister but she'd refuse, knowing in the end I'd just toss in her bag anyway.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 30, 2015 09:40 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 09:40 AM (q/kuR)
Usedta be they could be, if the cotton was treated with a chemical to reduce flammability, but then people started freaking out about "chemicals" and I'm not certain of the current US laws.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 30, 2015 09:40 AM (vn2q2)
Too funny.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 30, 2015 09:40 AM (HMt16)
I pretty sure there are flammability standards for pretty much all kids sleepwear. They're probably treated with a flame retardant.
The other day, me and B'Gal were talking about all the fires we'd hear about when we were little from people smoking in bed, which led to those standards too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 09:40 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 09:41 AM (xq1UY)
My older brother would take me trick or treating, demanding a quarter of the candy as his cut. As I recall, we would bring in a pillowcase full of candy, and he would immediately take all the chocolate. Jerk.
Posted by: Moki at October 30, 2015 09:41 AM (x303I)
That's really neat. My former next door neighbors were original owners, and twice my age. I could never call them by their first names, even though in a way we were peers. They didn't give out candy, but they made a point of making up bags for my kids every year.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 30, 2015 09:41 AM (326rv)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 30, 2015 09:41 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at October 30, 2015 09:42 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2015 09:34 AM (No/ki)
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I honestly do not remember that far back. Couldn't tell you for the life of me.
And my kids never really went Trick or Treating, particularly Daughter Winger. She wanted nothing to do with Halloween. Now she has three kids of her own and decks out the house and the yard like nobody's business, and takes the kids to at least 3 neighborhoods to trick or treat. They even wore their costumes to church last Sunday. Go figure.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 09:42 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 30, 2015 09:43 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2015 09:43 AM (8HTq1)
Aside from the suitability of it, I find that unprofessional. If you're doing a show and performing a character/characters do that. if you want to urge help for Syrian refugees do it as a separate thing on your own time. That's not what people came to see.
Years ago, my sister and BIL weren't to see Tim Curry in "The Rocky Horror Show" in Sydney. Apparently he forgot his lines and he said "Bloody hell", or something like that, "I forgotten my lines" and he sat on the edge of the stage and had a smoke until he remembered and went back to the scene. They found it amusing. When I heard about it, I found it sort of horrifying that a professional actor would come out of character in that way during a show.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2015 09:43 AM (No/ki)
Candy cigarettes would be great to give out, but I suspect the outrage it might cause the parents of the little darlings now would be far less than, say, fifteen years ago.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at October 30, 2015 09:31 AM (BK3ZS)
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There is this candy from Singapore that has this out of this world bad taste AND leaves you with stinky burping. I really thought about getting some and handing it out, but I figure somebody would track me down and have me arrested.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 09:43 AM (LXJ1e)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/q49bpdh
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 09:40 AM (q/kuR)
I just looked up Black Peter. The UN is calling for the revamping or elimination of him to end racial stereotypes. Because the world is so problem free those worthless leaches have nothing else better to do. And funny how some cultures the left wets itself over and how we have to respect their traditions but anything western is evil no matter how harmless it is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 30, 2015 09:43 AM (OE2ur)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 09:40 AM (LUgeY)
Well thank goodness they addressed the huge problem of spontaneous combustion of children.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2015 09:44 AM (Zu3d9)
it was freezing both Halloweens (ND). My mother had a seal skin parka she got from her sister in Alaska and dressed me up as an eskimo. And put brown makeup on my face
toothless, brown face eskimo.
I renounce myself and my mother
Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 30, 2015 09:44 AM (zOTsN)
Fixed.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2015 09:45 AM (7+WUk)
Still like Necco candy. When very young, went to the movies (alone!) bought Necco's and sat in the dark loving them all except the black ones....
Posted by: Colin at October 30, 2015 09:45 AM (0bEpn)
Which 'splains a lot. *stares at RDB*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 09:45 AM (LUgeY)
I don't know. is there another kind of donut?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2015 09:37 AM (No/ki)
Lol-cake donuts are the thicker, denser variety, while the raised donuts are the light, quick fried types. My dad made both when I was growing up. His favorite were panchki- jelly filled raised donuts with a lemon glaze. I prefer apple fritters, and just found a recipe that looks worth the effort.
Posted by: Moki at October 30, 2015 09:45 AM (x303I)
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at October 30, 2015 09:46 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2015 09:43 AM (8HTq1)
Not counting the Count but TCM has been running a lot more modern movies. Really moving away from classic movies they're supposed to be all about.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 30, 2015 09:46 AM (OE2ur)
Posted by: no good deed at October 30, 2015 09:47 AM (GgxVX)
To the last a hearty F*ck You.
RD nice painting. Thank you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 09:47 AM (mxCgt)
That's one of the joys of our current explosion of microbreweries in America....they are making everything under the sun.
Of course some of it tastes like long-buried carcasses, but at least it's different!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2015 09:47 AM (Zu3d9)
There is this candy from Singapore that has this out of this world bad taste AND leaves you with stinky burping. I really thought about getting some and handing it out, but I figure somebody would track me down and have me arrested.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 09:43 AM (LXJ1e)
A former colleague of mine at work hailed from the PRC and from time to time would bring in what passed for candy in her former neck of the woods. Weird shit, each and every one.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at October 30, 2015 09:48 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2015 09:48 AM (8HTq1)
Of course some of it tastes like long-buried carcasses, but at least it's different!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2015 09:47 AM (Zu3d9
Well if anyone could make it taste better my money is on you recipe boy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 09:48 AM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 09:48 AM (q/kuR)
It's that damn Reinheitsgebot, keeping the pumpkin spice out. Another crazy German thang coming up to its 500th anniversary. Coincidence? Think not.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 09:48 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Soona at October 30, 2015 09:48 AM (Fmupd)
You had your own candy pimp, eh?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 09:49 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Moki at October 30, 2015 09:45 AM (x303I)
Please to share with class.
[But only if they are really good]
nynjmeet at optimum dot net
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2015 09:49 AM (Zu3d9)
I better go shave my legs. If I drop dead in my tracks, I don't want the EMT guys finding me with leg-stubble. I'd be so embarrassed.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 09:49 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 30, 2015 09:50 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at October 30, 2015 09:50 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at October 30, 2015 09:50 AM (mf5HN)
Last weekend we walked by a "Tap House" in Munich with a sign that promised "200 Craft Biere" (on the way to having cheese fondue with friends...the Swiss dip their bread in Schnaps before they dip it in the cheese...I don't remember walking back to the car...), so we'll check that out sometime.
My understanding is there's a craft movement in Berlin, but in general it's hard to convince people they want beer with flavors.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 30, 2015 09:50 AM (vn2q2)
She would dress up as a jilted bride that killed herself walking around a graveyard this Halloween with dead flowers. She would walk around the graveyard saying "poor me, poor me" in a ghostly voice.
Meanwhile I would be hiding out a little ways off taking video for any paranormal activity.
What do you guys think?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 09:50 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at October 30, 2015 09:51 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2015 09:51 AM (8HTq1)
Oh, hell no!
There is way too much good beer to be had for me to start brewing my own. I have done it, and while it is fun, I have no talent for brewing, and the stuff I can buy is fantastic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2015 09:51 AM (Zu3d9)
Oh. My. Gosh.
That is exactly what he was doing. Double jerk.
Except, he was my favorite brother, and I would have given every piece of candy to him, just to spend the time with him Still my favorite brother. The other one cut my hair off, because he was angry with me. Mind you, he was 22 and I was 3.
Posted by: Moki at October 30, 2015 09:51 AM (x303I)
How about he share his own home to a nice family of fifty?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 30, 2015 09:07 AM (6eftR)
Posting again.
It's not a 'refugee crisis' it's a damn invasion.
http://tinyurl.com/o2ynowv
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 09:51 AM (fWAjv)
I better go shave my legs. If I drop dead in my tracks, I don't want the EMT guys finding me with leg-stubble. I'd be so embarrassed.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 09:49 AM (dFi94
Don't forget clean unda pantz or are you Commando Grammie?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 09:51 AM (mxCgt)
[they are outside...where the mice live]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2015 09:52 AM (Zu3d9)
I think it was the cake donuts but after 45 year my memory is a little sketchy. :^) She must have made a lot of them, though ,and they were good.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2015 09:52 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: Feminist art critic at October 30, 2015 09:52 AM (2Ojst)
The Reinheitsgebot is why I shipped my kettle and bottle capper. O_o
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 30, 2015 09:52 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: Soona at October 30, 2015 09:48 AM (Fmupd)
I had one of mine pulled a couple of weeks ago. I was expecting to be put under, nope, just a local anasthesia and rip it out.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 09:53 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 09:53 AM (E5UB0)
Years ago, my sister and BIL weren't to see Tim Curry in "The Rocky Horror Show" in Sydney. Apparently he forgot his lines and he said "Bloody hell", or something like that, "I forgotten my lines" and he sat on the edge of the stage and had a smoke until he remembered and went back to the scene. They found it amusing. When I heard about it, I found it sort of horrifying that a professional actor would come out of character in that way during a show.
It happens, FS. I've seen it once in a while.
There's a story that, during the mercifully brief run of the 1981 musical Bring Back Birdie (a sequel to 1960s Bye, Bye, Birdie), star Donald O'Connor was singing a song, went dry on the lyrics and then turned to the orchestra and yelled, "You finish it! I've always hated this song!"
Posted by: The Arbiter at October 30, 2015 09:54 AM (X6fMO)
I've got my basement made up into a scary dungeon with manacles and torture devices, and pails of candy out front to bring in the children.
Huh, it's Halloween? Did -- not -- know that.
Posted by: Sen Harry "13 Will Get You 20 -- But That's Alright" Reid
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2015 09:54 AM (kdS6q)
I know virtually nothing about German beer, but aren't they severely restricted by law to a certain set of ingredients and a certain process?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2015 09:54 AM (Zu3d9)
The painting is pretty good too.
Oh. You weren't talking about the Barrel decorated for Halloween.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2015 09:55 AM (7+WUk)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at October 30, 2015 09:50 AM (mf5HN)
Oh, lookit you! Seen any good art lately?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 30, 2015 09:55 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Soona at October 30, 2015 09:48 AM (Fmupd)
I had one of mine pulled a couple of weeks ago. I was expecting to be put under, nope, just a local anasthesia and rip it out.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 09:53 AM (LXJ1e
That's just wrong.
I'm so fed up with the Feds and their all powerful knowledge of medicine.
Next year many farm supply stores won't be able to sell standard drugs to farmers. Farmers will have to go to a vet for them.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 09:55 AM (mxCgt)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2015 09:55 AM (ry4ab)
What gets us going is welfare mothers who claim sick kids at home.
Despite my respect for the Spanglers, they get the Dum-Dum. One Dum-Dum.
We have tried all sorts of cool shit to liven up the old festival. It never goes over. Neither the kids nor the parents "get it." I'm sure it's dying out. When it comes to Free Shit, you can't compete with Biggummint.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 09:55 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 09:55 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 30, 2015 09:37 AM (OE2ur)
Germans I know are from the Belgian/Dutch border areas. Their stories were epic.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2015 09:55 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 09:56 AM (iQIUe)
Ah.....I see this has been addressed already.
So....no grapefruit in the beer? Because Ballast Point makes a grapefruit Sculpin that is absolutely fantastic....one of the greatest beers I have ever drunk.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2015 09:56 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 09:48 AM (q/kuR)
Wait are you the reviewer from 1000Mispenthours.com or retrospace.org
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 09:56 AM (LXJ1e)
http://www.ufunk.net/en/gadgets/lego-ghostbusters-headquarters/
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 09:56 AM (q/kuR)
there is a Gawker article (i know I know) from April 15, 2013 that says
1. Rubio had an affair with a loggyist in Tallahassee, she got pregnant and he paid for an abortion
and
2.Marco Rubio Has Fathered Two Children By a Woman Other Than His Wife. Allegedly Democratic operatives in Florida have heard this story, and believe it. Allegedly Rubio, who is married to a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader, has two children by another, different, former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. It's unclear whether these purported children were born before or after Rubio married his current wife. The children, the rumor goes, live in New York with their mother.
THAT is what Bush operatives mean when they say Rubio is more a Republican John Edwards
Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 30, 2015 09:56 AM (zOTsN)
Looks like Colbert had some fun with licked Hillary's ass over the Hillary costumes thing.
Tastes like Necco wafers!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2015 09:57 AM (X6fMO)
I saw prog-rockers Yes on the Talk tour many moons ago. Jon Anderson gets about a third of the way through a song, forgets the lyrics and doesn't sing for the next two verses. He apologized to the crowd and mentions how it's doubly embarrassing cause he wrote it. Everybody got a good-natured laugh out of it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 09:57 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 09:57 AM (DUoqb)
I'm sure it happens and I guess it's harder if you're singing a song. When I have forgotten lines I just flounder around until someone else helps me out or a I remember :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2015 09:57 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 30, 2015 09:58 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 09:55 AM (iQIUe)
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The trick is to buy the candy you like. Then when no on shows up, you've got your favorite candy.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 09:58 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 09:56 AM (iQIUe
Adam/Eve
Elvis/Priscilla
Its called life.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 09:58 AM (mxCgt)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2015 09:58 AM (ry4ab)
are they BS?
Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 30, 2015 09:58 AM (zOTsN)
I've never heard these before so I can't weigh in. But it's Gawker, so...
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 09:58 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2015 09:59 AM (FvdPb)
Still on Military time.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 09:57 AM (DUoqb
I hear the Naval War College is looking for a Diversity Instructor. I do believe you are qualified and should apply.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 09:59 AM (+c55T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 09:59 AM (q/kuR)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2015 09:59 AM (8HTq1)
The decision Friday by a judge in Krakow could close the case in Polanski's favor, providing the U.S. does not appeal it.
But an appeal -- if successful -- could make an extradition likely, because the new Law and Justice party government to be installed in November has indicated there will be no leniency for Polanski, 83, as it makes a point of applying laws strictly and equally to all.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 09:59 AM (DUoqb)
I read that it was a sad commentary that a 14 year old 5'9" black kid can not go trick or treating.
Who the hell trick or treats at age 14????
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 10:00 AM (iQIUe)
It's a jerk move, like crappy subway buskers who take advantage of the fact that you can't escape from the car, in order to assault your eardrums.
If you have to resort to dishonest means to trick people into listening to your message, you'll probably piss them off anyway and turn them off it.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 10:00 AM (E5UB0)
You can mix beer with fruit juice or fruit-flavored soda, but you have to call it a "beer mixed drink." Here's one I had in Indiana (2.5% ...good for keeping up with young kids from work). http://www.schofferhofer.us
No fruit in the brewing/fermenting.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 30, 2015 10:00 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 09:59 AM (+c55T)
If I took a position like that, within a month, you'd be seeing my name in the Navy Times
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 10:00 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2015 10:01 AM (X6fMO)
Still have the mask. Wish we'd had reel-to-reel tapes to clinch the look though. Bantering with the adults was priceless. (Bonus, since it was just before an election, my farewell was "Happy Halloween...and don't forget to vote!")
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 30, 2015 10:01 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2015 09:38 AM (Zu3d9)
I love the candy pumpkins! But I can't eat more than one at a time.
Posted by: Lea at October 30, 2015 10:02 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 10:02 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: dartist at October 30, 2015 10:02 AM (kDYa9)
Yup. German Purity Laws.
I house-sat my half-assed brother's place when he and my SIL visited her relatives in Germany once. He smuggled back a large cache of Dinkel-Aker and Schwaben-Brau in a suitcase that was so heavy, I could barely pick it up.
Stuff tasted great, like a milkshake compared to the stuff that passes for American beer.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 10:02 AM (LUgeY)
Love the painting. Reminds me of Halloween when I was a kid: dark,
probably rather cold, and SCARY so we had to work in little kid packs
for protection against the SCARY stuff. Except we had a pillow case with
the hope that we would get enough goodies to fill it up. Sometimes we
got pretty close. Good and important and innocent times.
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Yeah, good times.
I remember going out with a winter coat on a couple of times in the Seventies. Didn't make it to the end of the street, but we gave it a shot. Our family friends lived out in the country so their kids came to our neighborhood for trick or treating. Going out with friends was the best. Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2015 10:02 AM (ry4ab)
For practitioners of magic, it seems both are lacking in the skills. I would be amused totally if the warlock was taking the witch to court for turning him into a newt.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:02 AM (q/kuR)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 09:58 AM (2Ojst)
I know
Gawker was pushing this two years ago, but it sounds like the Bush camp is pushing them now
Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 30, 2015 10:03 AM (zOTsN)
Haha. If it was like the usual showings of Rocky Horror, 99% of the audience would have been able to remind him. And perhaps pelt him with a roll of toilet paper.
Speaking of which, I still can't believe they didn't ask me to do the remake. Laverne xho?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 30, 2015 10:03 AM (E5UB0)
Bastards.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 30, 2015 10:03 AM (XfkLr)
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According to Lucy, that's probably what started Snoopy's dog house fire.
http://schulzmuseum.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/pe660919-square300.jpg
http://www.peanuts.com/comicstrips/3259082/
Posted by: db at October 30, 2015 10:04 AM (LHNU4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2015 09:52 AM (Zu3d9)
Apparently the mice live in my desk drawer.
Fucking fuckers ate my cold medicine. *plots*
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at October 30, 2015 10:04 AM (mf5HN)
If I took a position like that, within a month, you'd be seeing my name in the Navy Times
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 10:00 AM (DUoqb)
You and the soon to be former FBI Director can form a club.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 10:04 AM (+c55T)
Adult involvement meant handing out candy and cooing about how cute the little ones were.
Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2015 09:59 AM (FvdPb)
I always got a kick out of dressing up as Quasimodo and scaring the living shit out of trick or treaters before handing out candy. There's few things in this world more satisfying than seeing the neighborhood kids fleeing your front door in terror.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2015 10:04 AM (FeQTe)
By the way, when the hell did Halloween become an adult holiday?
About the same time as cartoons and video games and comic books became adult pursuits, I think.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 30, 2015 10:05 AM (vn2q2)
Bastards.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 30, 2015 10:03 AM (Xfk
Pen, phone. Executive order. Pay back is a bitch.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 10:05 AM (+c55T)
AtC -
As Imperial Couturier, may I humbly suggest this book to Your Most Gracious Malevolence?
http://goo.gl/sCi6W4
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2015 10:05 AM (X6fMO)
DAT SOUND RACIS!!! NOT THAT BLACK SHOULD BE INTERBEEDING WITH GERMANS, BUT IF THEY OBJECT ITS OFFENSIVE.
Posted by: Al Sharpton at October 30, 2015 10:06 AM (E5UB0)
Bastards.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 30, 2015 10:03 AM (XfkLr)
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All deals can be renegotiated.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 10:06 AM (LXJ1e)
It's been some years now, but something "new" that I found annoying and, basically, kind of threatening, was kids peering in the open door of the "Great Room" while collecting their bribe, and saying, "Wow, you have a nice house."
What's the point of that? Is this Neighborhood Open House Night? Are you casing the joint? Mom and Dad sent you scouting? Whether your house is nice or not should not be of interest to a 10-year-old.
Once I contrived a kind-of fire pit near the door, tripodded my cauldron, and offered hot mulled wine to the grown-ups. Half were afraid to take it, no shit.
And the year we split bratwursts (note, won't say "brats" in the context), set up the grill, and offered li'l sandwiches for the adults? They were skipping the house, presuming we were having a private party up there. In the front yard, next to the lights-on front door, on a cool drizzly last night of October. Oh yeah. Puthy.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 10:06 AM (xq1UY)
By the way, when the hell did Halloween become an adult holiday?
Admittedly, I'm no spring chicken but it used to be a time for kids.
Adult involvement meant handing out candy and cooing about how cute the
little ones were.
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Halloween parties for adults are catching fire as the period of delayed adolescence extends itself these days. Universities do it a lot too. (Or was that a redundant statement?
) Cosplay made dressing up for adults cool again, at least with some of us. 
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2015 10:06 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 10:07 AM (DUoqb)
By the way, when the hell did Halloween become an adult holiday?
About the same time as cartoons and video games and comic books became adult pursuits, I think.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 30, 2015 10:05 AM (vn2q2)
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Well according to Federal Law you can be child until your 26.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 10:07 AM (LXJ1e)
I vaguely recall drinking Dinkel-Aker once. It was good but it must have had a heavy alcohol content because I don't remember much of that afternoon except a really, really long nap.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 30, 2015 10:07 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:08 AM (q/kuR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 10:08 AM (DUoqb)
Dinkelacker is brewed in Stuttgart where I was born so I've always considered it my local micro-brew. Good stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2015 10:08 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 30, 2015 10:08 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2015 09:59 AM (FvdPb)
In a nation of ever increasingly immature people childish pursuits never get old
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 30, 2015 10:08 AM (493sH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2015 10:08 AM (No/ki)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 10:08 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll
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Ugh, it's one of the four food groups.
You smell of beef and cheese, btw.
Posted by: Will Feral at October 30, 2015 10:08 AM (E5UB0)
It entails having 15-20 people drinking on our porch and every one of them has a candy-station.
So, it can be fun for everyone.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 10:08 AM (F26eZ)
Sandra Bullock is to lead a new Oceans Eleven film which will reimagine the conman caper as an all-female affair, in the latest example of Hollywoods current penchant for gender-swapped projects, reports The Playlist.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2015 10:09 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 10:09 AM (DUoqb)
Go. Away.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 10:08 AM (fWAjv)
Is his 15 minutes up yet?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 30, 2015 10:09 AM (493sH)
Go. Away.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
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This Halloween, I'll be going as a prodigy.
Posted by: Ahmad Mohammed at October 30, 2015 10:09 AM (E5UB0)
It entails having 15-20 people drinking on our porch and every one of them has a candy-station.
So, it can be fun for everyone.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 10:08 AM (F26eZ)
You're a grown-up. Fun isn't allowed any more.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 10:10 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Hairy Reid at October 30, 2015 10:10 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 10:07 AM (DUoqb
Living in the middle of nowhere (which i like) we got a new HObby Lobby store about 25 miles from us. Never been in one until last Saturday. Nice store. Nice employees. Leave it to the Feds to f*ck something up
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 10:10 AM (+c55T)
Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 30, 2015 10:10 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:10 AM (q/kuR)
Yet another reason to vote for him./sarc.
Is CAIR contributing to his campaign?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2015 10:10 AM (No/ki)
Sandra Bullock is to lead a new Oceans Eleven film which will reimagine the conman caper as an all-female affair, in the latest example of Hollywoods current penchant for gender-swapped projects, reports The Playlist.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2015 10:09 AM (kdS6q)
If there are prolonged, gratuitous shower scenes, I'm good. Otherwise, meh.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 10:10 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 10:11 AM (F26eZ)
Sandra Bullock is to lead a new Oceans Eleven film which will reimagine the conman caper as an all-female affair, in the latest example of Hollywoods current penchant for gender-swapped projects, reports The Playlist.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2015 10:09 AM (kdS6q)
Can't wait for the reverse role movie of Unforgiven and the boy gay whores whose faces have been cut.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 10:12 AM (+c55T)
Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 30, 2015 10:10 AM (zOTsN)
http://tinyurl.com/pdbwyf8
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 10:12 AM (fWAjv)
Depp as Barnabas was a hoot, especially when he was trying to get his bearings after being buried for so long.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 10:13 AM (LUgeY)
***********
When I worked in an office full of 20-somethings, it was International Dress-Like-A-Whore day.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at October 30, 2015 10:13 AM (vgIRn)
Breitbart
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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If he truly has no fear of Islam, he'll go to Dearborn and open up a synagogue.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 10:13 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 10:13 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2015 10:14 AM (ry4ab)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 30, 2015 10:14 AM (HMt16)
http://bit.ly/1WlDVLQ
Posted by: MTF at October 30, 2015 10:14 AM (TxJGV)
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You mean: "Shadow of the Vampire"
Awesome, creepy movie!
Posted by: db at October 30, 2015 10:14 AM (LHNU4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 10:14 AM (+c55T)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 10:13 AM (fWAjv)
That's where the kids go to get shoved in the trunk, right?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 10:15 AM (2Ojst)
So Clock Boy made Time's '30 most influential teens' list.
Go. Away.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 10:08 AM (fWAjv)
Actually, that's probably a fair assessment from Time. Because that little goatfucking cocksucker and his family of savages is going to influence an army of pissy little SJW/mohammedan fucktards to hoax the living shit out of every school in the nation.
No one said the influence had to be an influence for good....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2015 10:15 AM (FeQTe)
Posted by: Chupacabra
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After surgery, I'll never have to see my wee-little ghoulies ever again.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 30, 2015 10:16 AM (E5UB0)
Sandra Bullock is to lead a new Oceans Eleven film which will reimagine the conman caper as an all-female affair, in the latest example of Hollywoods current penchant for gender-swapped projects, reports The Playlist.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2015 10:09 AM (kdS6q)
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And in reverse George Clooney will star in Mr. Congeniality.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 30, 2015 10:16 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 30, 2015 10:16 AM (HMt16)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 30, 2015 10:14 AM (HMt16
Grazing whores who stand 5'2" and go 180+lbs is a bad thing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 10:16 AM (+c55T)
That was every day last summer at my last job.
Accursed time difference! I have to go catch a train
to IKEA Have a nice weekend, everyone.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 30, 2015 10:16 AM (vn2q2)
Yeah, last year had a tubby new-American charge me because he saw my son's lego bin - it was not grab what you want day, kid!
However, when we first moved from a high-se to a house my then 6 year old son was obsessed with house features, so while trick or treating he was making comments like "I like your French doors!" or "ice attached garage".
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 10:16 AM (NOIQH)
Breitbart
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 10:08 AM (DUoqb)
Good job Bernie. Any day now he can confront that backlash from 9-11 that the MFM kept wringing its hands over.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 30, 2015 10:17 AM (493sH)
Posted by: MTF at October 30, 2015 10:17 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 10:17 AM (+c55T)
Trudeau government promises to end ban on gay men donating blood
The current situation discriminates automatically against men who have sex with men, said Dr. Hedy Fry, Liberal MP for Vancouver Centre. Its just one more way of saying that theres something wrong with you, said Rebecca Rose, chairperson of the Nova Scotia Rainbow Action Project, in Halifax, regarding the rule. The ban is discriminatory.
The ban has been in place for decades because sexually active gay men are considered to be in a high risk group by Canadian Blood Services (CBS). Mindy Goldman, the medical director of the organizations donor and clinic services, said gay men make up 49 per cent of new HIV cases in Canada.
http://globalnews.ca
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2015 10:17 AM (kdS6q)
I don't know if he's my favorite Dracula, but the flat-out CREEPIEST Dracula has to be Klaus Kinski in NOSFERATU. Those rat teeth and long fingernails, and weird little animal noises and movements. That's a Dracula who LOOKS, sounds and MOVES like an undead creature who's hundreds of years old. He's evil yet pitiable at the same time. Great performance by the totally bonkers Kinski.
I have to watch that someday; I've only ever seen the great original with Max Schreck.
BTW, Willem Dafoe played Schreck in the film Shadow Of The Vampire, whose plot was that F.W. Murnau, Nosferatu's director, knew that Schreck was a real vampire and promised him the blood of the leading lady if he would just be in the movie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2015 10:17 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 10:15 AM (2Ojst)
I don't live in Searchlight
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 10:18 AM (fWAjv)
Was it Shadow of the Vampire? Guess the blood sucking movies are running together.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:18 AM (q/kuR)
Posted by: Insomniac
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What a laughable oversight that is. Amazing how oblivious people are. Or maybe it just seems that way because Harry Reid has popped up on this thread and that's exactly the sort of thing he does.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 10:18 AM (E5UB0)
What the fuck is there NOT to love?
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 30, 2015 10:18 AM (0LHZx)
As Imperial Couturier, may I humbly suggest this book to Your Most Gracious Malevolence?
http://goo.gl/sCi6W4
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2015 10:05 AM (X6fMO)
Ohhhh. Oh come to me, my precious.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at October 30, 2015 10:19 AM (mf5HN)
Right, because it's a terrible, hateful thing to take reasonable measures to keep HIV out of the blood supply. Fuck Trudeau sideways with an AIDS-infected pineapple. And I'm not even Canadian!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 10:19 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 10:20 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 10:20 AM (LUgeY)
Well, I'm glad they've got their priorities in order - it's more important that the blood donor feel good about themselves and their lifestyle choices than the safety of the blood recipient.
Hope they do away with restriction for people who have done a lot of foreign travel, too, because it's mean, and we don't want to be mean to anyone!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 10:20 AM (NOIQH)
http://bit.ly/1WlDVLQ
Posted by: MTF at October 30, 2015 10:14 AM (TxJGV)
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KW must be smoking something. I don't know anyone running that would shutdown anything, maybe Trump, but probably not. And Romney and Fiorina wouldn't be interested anyway.
And yes, the obvious race is between a far down #3 and #4.
I really think that KW holds something personal against Trump, like maybe he wanted to date Melania, but she ended up marrying Trump.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 10:21 AM (LXJ1e)
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End of men, baby! The swapping only goes one way.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 30, 2015 10:21 AM (E5UB0)
http://tinyurl.com/ngrlgek
For Halloween, one awesome dad turned his son's wheelchair into an all-terrain intergalactic Star Wars-themed ride.
On Wednesday, Ryan Scott Miller posted a YouTube video of his son enjoying the newly pimped-out wheelchair - and the clip has already amassed close to 60,000 views.
In the video caption, Miller wrote, 'We turned Jeremy's wheelchair into his very own snowspeeder from The Battle of Hoth from the Empire Strikes Back!
'Working flaps and the guns shoot glowing Nerf darts loaded with glow sticks!'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 10:21 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:21 AM (q/kuR)
About the same time as cartoons and video games and comic books became adult pursuits, I think.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 30, 2015 10:05 AM (vn2q2)
I would indirectly blame Eastman and Laird for the comic books thing. Video games were a bit later with Doom. Halloween was probably tipped over by that dippy Brandon Lee movie, nearest as I recall. But, yes: it's all the fault of those dumbass gen-Xers.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 30, 2015 10:22 AM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 10:23 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Yoko ö no at October 30, 2015 10:23 AM (rbn4N)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 10:23 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:24 AM (q/kuR)
It's becoming almost customary for people getting surgery anymore to 'shop' around for their own blood supply donations. Sad commentary on society that in order to satisfy some fringe group everyone has to be placed at risk.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 30, 2015 10:25 AM (7v/r5)
A picture of a bomb with digital timer, caption reads "Don't forget to set your science project back an hour this weekend"
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 30, 2015 10:25 AM (kXzR8)
Posted by: Speed 2 anyone? at October 30, 2015 10:25 AM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:10 AM
Chris Sarandon in Fright Night. Only time the "hero" was such a dweeb I found myself rooting for the vampire.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2015 10:25 AM (KrAjA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GybC7BBrg2s
An episode of In Search Of that scared me to death as a kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UUTYKBTr-A
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2015 10:25 AM (ry4ab)
Looks at vet bill on table.
"Holy sh1t! $42 for one flea pill! One g'damned pill?!! Come here you..."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2015 10:25 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:24 AM (q/kuR)
Japanese demon? Fits.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 10:25 AM (2Ojst)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWoz8psKhYM
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 10:26 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at October 30, 2015 10:26 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: se pa moron at October 30, 2015 10:25 AM (7v/r5)
The safety of people in need of blood transfusions does not trump my right to get butt-f*cked by 20 anonymous men every Friday and Saturday night.
Posted by: Bathhouse bottom at October 30, 2015 10:27 AM (2Ojst)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWoz8psKhYM
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 10:26 AM (LUgeY)
Nice!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 10:27 AM (fWAjv)
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and this is one reason why I live in a college town
Posted by: MTF at October 30, 2015 10:27 AM (TxJGV)
I tried and did my part las primary.
Unfortunately, even we have more than our share of dummies who vote.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at October 30, 2015 10:27 AM (4nmNX)
- it's more important that the blood donor feel good about themselves
and their lifestyle choices than the safety of the blood recipient.
Hope they do away with restriction for people who have done a lot of
foreign travel, too, because it's mean, and we don't want to be mean to
anyone!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 10:20 AM (NOIQH)
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There was a time when I had to get frequent blood transfusions. It was always harrowing to have to do the follow-up HIV testing, and testing, and testing. You feel like you have to get the transfusions because you want to stat alive, but then you're in fear that what is keeping you alive might kill you. Anyone would want to endanger the blood supply should be hooked up to an IV Pole every week for a transfusion, and go in for follow-up blood sticks for weeks afterwards, and all the worry in between.
How about worrying more about the patients' feelings? I really don't give two hoots about protecting disease-carrier feelings.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 10:27 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 30, 2015 10:27 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:28 AM (q/kuR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 30, 2015 10:28 AM (493sH)
Yeah, last year had a tubby new-American charge me because he saw my son's lego bin - it was not grab what you want day, kid!
However, when we first moved from a high-se to a house my then 6 year old son was obsessed with house features, so while trick or treating he was making comments like "I like your French doors!" or "ice attached garage".
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 10:16 AM (NOIQH)
Goodness, that was my son at that age, looking in the houses for chandeliers.
Another year when he was about 7, before Halloween we'd pass this house and he'd say "I want to Trick or Treat there." I'm like that is pretty far away. But he kept asking so come Halloween we walk to this house, the person opens the door and its one of his teachers. Best I can tell he did not know that this lady lived there.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 10:28 AM (LXJ1e)
Sooo, that's what that "inclusion" thingy is all about, eh?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 10:29 AM (LUgeY)
It's becoming almost customary for people getting surgery anymore to
'shop' around for their own blood supply donations. Sad commentary on
society that in order to satisfy some fringe group everyone has to be
placed at risk.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 30, 2015 10:25 AM (7v/r5)
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I tried banking my own blood but they told me there was no guarantee I would get my own blood, and my blood can't be used in the general population. So lose-lose.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 10:29 AM (dFi94)
I had this double sheepskin, black, made to be a throw. I unseamed the middle part so my head would go through. Add a belt, the old "cool office underwear" black tights (Don't Judge Me!), dressage boots, and, well, unmounted a pair of cow horns from a joke plaque, pinned them to a headband, and threw my hair over the roots of it. For me, I didn't look bad.
So, first kid comes up to the door, just as I'm coming around the corner from checking the fire. He starts bawling, bad. Just as his dad and I are chuckling over his discomfiture, I see the tell-tale stain spreading in the mid-section of his costume.
They had to go home. I had made a six year old boy piss himself. With my looks.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 10:29 AM (xq1UY)
Breaking News - The White House to deploy troops to Syria.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Didn't Congress have a vote or something? Kinda remember that.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2015 10:29 AM (kdS6q)
Health care costs are rising.
And you filthy wingers want people to die
So let's burn through more time and money by collecting, testing and dumping bad blood.
"But you haters hate science and we love it."
BTW, we ARE in favor of "cutting costs" when it comes to those criminals in the military and the death penalty
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 30, 2015 10:30 AM (326rv)
Despicable how these people are so immature that they are willing to inconvenience other people for the sake of their own wounded vanity.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner, in your bathroom at October 30, 2015 10:30 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2015 10:31 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 10:29 AM (xq1UY)
I tip my hat to you. I usually have to put in more effort.
Posted by: Harry Reid at October 30, 2015 10:31 AM (2Ojst)
Exactly!
My son had several surgeries (and additional transfusions)when he was very young, and the first thing we checked was if we could donate the blood. It's scary to be playing politics and SJW games with things like that.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 10:31 AM (NOIQH)
Shadow of the Vampire is super creepy!!!
Very much so. And even more enjoyable if you know the original Nosferatu - there are a couple of scenes where they blend footage from the original into the remake so seamlessly it's nearly impossible to tell the difference.
BTW, the Kino Blu-Ray of Nosferatu has an excellent documentary on the making of the movie, with modern footage of some of the locations, including Orava Castle in Slovakia, which was where the movie's Count Orlok made his home.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2015 10:31 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Conal Cochran at October 30, 2015 10:31 AM (evdj2)
I can't keep up.
Maybe if I just remember that I'm Bizarro in the land of Superman, things will go smoother.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 10:32 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 30, 2015 10:21 AM (E5UB0)
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You'll get Thelma and Louise with two men, but they are in the process of "transgendering".
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 10:32 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 30, 2015 10:33 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 10:33 AM (DUoqb)
"Holy sh1t! $42 for one flea pill! One g'damned pill?!! Come here you..."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 30, 2015 10:25 AM (kdS6q)
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Have the vet write you a script, then buy it online or even at your local pharmacy if they carry it. If it's an over-the-counter, you can shop around. Vets make a good portion of their profits on medications, as their profit margin on the whole is pretty slim.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 10:33 AM (dFi94)
I think I can get her a job as a fluffer on a bukkake shoot since the journalism thing isn't working out for her.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2015 10:33 AM (4ErVI)
So they had what, a BYOB NOT INVITED sign or something?
Posted by: se pa moron at October 30, 2015 10:33 AM (7v/r5)
If we are going to troops in combat, maybe we should take Iraq back from ISIS, before pushing into Syria.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 30, 2015 10:34 AM (evdj2)
You win the AoSHQ Moron Award for today: one Get-Out-of-the-Barrel Card. Notice the high quality lamination and glow in the dark material.
Please to be seeing your nearest cob-logger for delivery.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 10:34 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:34 AM (q/kuR)
exdem13, did you see that a company in Japan is planning to release life
size 2D figures of Lum Invader? More Japanese breeding in captivity
failure.
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I am a card-holding member of Lum's Guard, so I cannot judge.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2015 10:34 AM (ry4ab)
Oh, here's something from the University of Pittsburgh's Slovak Studies program- a guide to the various locations Nosferatu was filmed at:
http://goo.gl/z4tPkB
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2015 10:34 AM (X6fMO)
And Vampire$, because James Woods.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 10:34 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 10:35 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Take A Cruz On Our Marco-Boats At The Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2015 10:35 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Lea at October 30, 2015 10:35 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 30, 2015 10:33 AM (evdj2)
That was the first official scary movie I ever saw as a kid. Great flick.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 10:35 AM (2Ojst)
>>>Trudeau government promises to end ban on gay men donating blood
Despicable how these people are so immature that they are willing to inconvenience other people for the sake of their own wounded vanity.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner, in your bathroom at October 30, 2015 10:30 AM (E5UB0)
Honestly, I think a large number of them WANT to spread disease to the population at large. Because that increases the number of potential sex partners that might be willing to screw them.
Same reason the Mauve Mafia is always agitating to ban circumcision. Uncircumcised men are supposedly hugely valued in the gay community.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2015 10:36 AM (FeQTe)
Posted by: The Red Death at October 30, 2015 10:36 AM (evdj2)
And what does the local government have to say about this?
What is the grounding in international law regarding this?
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 30, 2015 10:36 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 10:37 AM (DUoqb)
Somebody should post that James Woods as the AIDS-aware vampire link again. That was pretty funny.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 10:38 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: se pa moron at October 30, 2015 10:33 AM (7v/r5)
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They just said that in the processing of the blood, there are no guarantees that it will come back to you or in the quantity you need, or blah blah blah. Basically - we're not bothering with that.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 10:38 AM (dFi94)
Bastards.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 30, 2015 10:03 AM (Xfk
Pen, phone. Executive order. Pay back is a bitch.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 10:05 AM (+c55T)
THIS! To infinity! Roll back everything with an EO.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2015 10:38 AM (xujhj)
Indeed.
"He ravished her?"
"I would put it no higher than surprised."
--Archie and The Chambermaid
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 10:39 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Take A Cruz On Our Marco-Boats At The Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2015 10:35 AM (hLRSq)
It's an old painting.
Ah, the good old days!
Posted by: Emmie at October 30, 2015 10:40 AM (my5Fr)
From when SNL was funny.
I loved the bit when he creeped on a woman and she said that her long term boyfriend was a musician, "perhaps you've heard of him; Keith Richards?"
He was a walking drug bucket and punch line 25 years ago.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 30, 2015 10:41 AM (326rv)
Nicely restored and on the big screen it was kind of cool to watch.
Could not help laughing at it though.
The armadillos in Drac's castle were pretty funny.
Posted by: eman at October 30, 2015 10:41 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 30, 2015 10:41 AM (E5UB0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS4VzKM
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 10:41 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 30, 2015 10:42 AM (ry4ab)
BTW, how many Lum Invader figure kits do you have?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:42 AM (q/kuR)
The year before I moved down here, I helped throw the best Halloween party I've ever been to. We had someone show up as the Headless Horseman with a real, live horse. Several winners from the big, city-sponsored costume party the day before. We had three gigantic triangles painted day-glo orange and put on the building with black lights so it looked like a pumpkin and you could see it from a quarter-mile away.
Damned good times.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 10:42 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Searchlight Strangler at October 30, 2015 10:43 AM (Urc5I)
Gay men also have higher syphilis and hepatitis rates, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 10:43 AM (iQIUe)
North Dakota, silly. Says it right on the caption.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 10:44 AM (LUgeY)
As a grown up (alleged) I make my own costumes and have quite a bit of fun. One year I went as a samurai and made my own sword out of a mahogany plank, carved with a table saw.
Last year I went as Braveheart -- with a quite good Horde-sourced method of making the breastplate -- and for the first time ever had a girl reach up under my skirt.
So, yay Halloween.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 30, 2015 10:46 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Imagine bernie the bolshevik if his gay pandering group runs into his islamopandering group.
That'd be special.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 30, 2015 10:46 AM (326rv)
Gay men also have higher syphilis and hepatitis rates, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 10:43 AM (iQIUe)
Also breed exotic new blood-borne diseases. Hard to test the blood for unexpected diseases.
Posted by: Emmie at October 30, 2015 10:46 AM (my5Fr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:46 AM (q/kuR)
Posted by: Ebola nurse at October 30, 2015 10:47 AM (326rv)
As soon as his back was turned my BIL grabbed that hot dog and flung it about half a mile away.
That is what I hope they do with suspicious blood.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 30, 2015 10:47 AM (7v/r5)
Dept. of Energy claims pumpkins contribute to climate change - something about the methane released when they decompose in landfills after jack-o-lanterns are tossed out.
Um, first, FU for finding yet another way to be killjoys.
And second, apparently no one at DOE has ever had any contact with squirrels....who eat pumpkins if you leave them out after Halloween.
I hate these people!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 10:47 AM (NOIQH)
The armadillos in Drac's castle were pretty funny.
That's because of director Tod Browning; he thought armadillos were a very strange animal and so insisted on putting them in Dracula even though they're not native to the area.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2015 10:48 AM (X6fMO)
Playboy produced MacBeth where Lady MacBeth was buck naked most of the film. It was the lovely Francesca Annis. Worth a view. It's got witches.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067372/
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 10:48 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 10:49 AM (DUoqb)
That is what I hope they do with suspicious blood.
Throw tainted blood at a picnic?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2015 10:49 AM (RU5ki)
What's the penalty for smuggling a flask into a multi-cinema? It's been a while.
You know, we almost never have free opera tickets on the HQ. Anymore.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 10:50 AM (xq1UY)
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/31/us/bubonic-plague-oregon.html?_r=0
Granted, it's miniscule, but I can't help wondering if this is due to more of the same sloppiness as was demonstrated in the ebola scare.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 10:50 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 10:50 AM (E5UB0)
Aren't pumpkins new world? Meaning that the fault should be laid squarely upon the Indians?
Posted by: Ebola nurse at October 30, 2015 10:51 AM (326rv)
I had no candy for him. All I had were canned vegetables. So he got a can of corn.
Posted by: chemjeff - go royals at October 30, 2015 09:27 AM (lVU49)
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I think what upset the little tyke the most was that the can of corn was opened and poured into his pillowcase/candy bag all over the rest of his treats.
Posted by: eureka! is troubled these days at October 30, 2015 10:51 AM (g1MTt)
I think the worst witch would be Syndergaard, in a black pointy hat.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 10:51 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Slash Buzz at October 30, 2015 10:51 AM (dYcpY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:51 AM (q/kuR)
Posted by: Ebola nurse at October 30, 2015 10:51 AM (326rv)
The Indians used every part of the pumpkin.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 10:51 AM (2Ojst)
Well, I mean, if it's Shakespeare, I guess I'll watch it...
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 10:52 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 10:52 AM (DUoqb)
We smuggle goodies into theater all the time. I have one of the purse-type backpacks and they never check it. You should be fine w/a flask.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 10:52 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 10:51 AM (2Ojst)
Yeah but you don't want to know what the make injuns used the eye holes for
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 10:53 AM (DUoqb)
We will have a hearty brunch on the way.
What's the penalty for smuggling a flask into a multi-cinema?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 10:50 AM (xq1UY)
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Dude, where Depends. You're going to need them.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 10:53 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ebola nurse at October 30, 2015 10:51 AM (326rv)
The Indians used every part of the pumpkin.
Posted by: Insomniac
Even after they stampeded them over the cliff?
Posted by: Ebola nurse at October 30, 2015 10:53 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2015 10:53 AM (b+df9)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 10:54 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 10:54 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 10:54 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 10:27 AM (dFi94)
Personally I plan to watch Trudeau for unexplained weight loss and similar symptoms.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2015 10:55 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: fortune cookie gag at October 30, 2015 10:55 AM (JmGFJ)
But it still pisses me off that I have to put with all their cheap shit and bad decorating in their front yards for an entire cfuking month.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at October 30, 2015 10:55 AM (laMCB)
https://youtu.be/CrRuLvLjyXw
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:55 AM (q/kuR)
That little "incident" with the performance of the Ring Cycle put an end to that.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 30, 2015 10:55 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:51 AM (q/kuR)
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For a movie ??
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 10:55 AM (dFi94)
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During the OPEC oil embargo (you do remember that?) I rented a sheik outfit, had the femme du jour apply dark makeup to my hands, face (I was already bearded), and feet (wore sandals). My girl friend though I looked damn convincing as an Arab.
I must have, because on the way to the party, we stopped for gas and some guy came steaming over and offered to punch my face in. It took a moment to explain that it was a f*cking costume and I was on my way to a party.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2015 10:55 AM (9mTYi)
You think his dad sucked? Let me tell you about his mom!
Posted by: Geraldo at October 30, 2015 10:56 AM (Urc5I)
Posted by: jwest at October 30, 2015 09:12 AM (Zs4uk)
I'm sure the job offers will start pouring in immediately.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at October 30, 2015 10:56 AM (laMCB)
One of the neighbors had his garage door open and his grill going and gave out hot dogs and another neighbor converted his garage into a spooky trail. Halloween used to be a really big deal, but now is kind of subdued.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 30, 2015 10:56 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 30, 2015 10:56 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:57 AM (q/kuR)
Three months of Christmas. Sorry, I can't take it.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 10:57 AM (F26eZ)
The Revenant
A true horror comedy movie that is both scary and horrifying as well as hilarious.
The ending always raises the hairs on the back of my neck
A Revenant is someone who returns from the dead and in the movie the returnee is somewhat like a vampire and a bit like a zombie.
Excellent Halloween flick and one that I liked so much that I actually bought the import blu-Ray for...so
Check it out
Posted by: Naturalfake at October 30, 2015 10:58 AM (Pa/Ps)
@375 No sweat. I'm an old Ringhead. I can hold it.
Hell, Gotterdammerung's nothin' compared to a Hillary committee testimony.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 10:58 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2015 10:57 AM (q/kuR)
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Oh, Okay.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 10:59 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 10:59 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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My theory is, aim for the squirrel. That seems more effective than trying to miss them. They always scamper in a direction you would not predict.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2015 11:00 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 11:00 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2015 11:01 AM (X6fMO)
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That's horrible. I can't imagine the feelings of that poor mother.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 30, 2015 11:02 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Ebola nurse at October 30, 2015 10:51 AM (326rv)
The Indians used every part of the pumpkin.
Posted by: Insomniac
Even after they stampeded them over the cliff?
Posted by: Ebola nurse at October 30, 2015 10:53 AM (326rv)
That's just anti-Native American propaganda made up by the white man. They carefully covered themselves with pumpkin shells as disguises and crept up on the herds so as not to disturb them, and harvested no more than they needed.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 11:02 AM (2Ojst)
I apologize for all the typos. My keyboard is dying and I have no coffee.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 11:02 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2015 10:55 AM (3pRHP)
That was the first sign of bad things for family members cheating, gay husband. Unexplained weightloss is a bad sign...
Posted by: Lea at October 30, 2015 11:02 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 30, 2015 11:02 AM (JtwS4)
Yeah, like the one that fell out of a tree and landed flat on its belly on my driver's side windshield! Luckily I was in an alley so slamming the brakes in shock and watching the thing roll off didn't cause a traffic accident.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 11:02 AM (NOIQH)
Bastards.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 30, 2015 10:03 AM (XfkLr)
"For 228 years, we've been electing the 'right' person to office and walking away. The result is out-of-control spending, over-regulation, high taxes, and tyranny. We need to do something different."
CSG trains citizens to build teams to control government between the elections. That is how we keep the republic.
https://centerforselfgovernance.com/
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at October 30, 2015 11:02 AM (laMCB)
Some psychologist should look into why, although Japan tends to be xenophobic and chauvinistic, none of their manga/anime seem to feature asian characters. They all look hypercaucasian.
Is this some bizarre form of dysmorphia/body image self hatred?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 11:02 AM (E5UB0)
It's not three months of Christmas. It's three months of blatant commercial exploitation of a holiday, disrespecting the core values of that holiday in a crass attempt to treat people as nothing other than conduits for money.
Also, shitty "Christmas" music.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 30, 2015 11:04 AM (9krrF)
Gojira awakes.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 30, 2015 11:04 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 11:04 AM (2Ojst)
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA
Posted by: Patrick Carroll at October 30, 2015 11:04 AM (bpn7O)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 30, 2015 10:56 AM
That squirrel was turning his life around!
#squirrellivesmatter
No pumpkins, no peace!
Posted by: Social Justice Squirrel at October 30, 2015 11:04 AM (KrAjA)
I must have, because on the way to the party, we stopped for gas and some guy came steaming over and offered to punch my face in. It took a moment to explain that it was a f*cking costume and I was on my way to a party.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2015 10:55 AM (9mTYi)
Now you would be called a racist and the SJW's would demand that your life be ruined for being so culturally insensitive.
Posted by: buzzion at October 30, 2015 11:04 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Insomniac
Even after they stampeded them over the cliff?
Posted by: Ebola nurse
Weren't they squash then?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2015 11:05 AM (xujhj)
Posted by: fortune cookie gag at October 30, 2015 11:05 AM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2015 10:55 AM (9mTYi)
So there's that Islamophobia they keep warning us about.
Posted by: Emmie at October 30, 2015 11:05 AM (my5Fr)
So you got a shot at boning Lindsay Lohan?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 11:06 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 30, 2015 11:07 AM (zOTsN)
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An' one time a little girl 'ud allus laugh an' grin,
An' make fun of ever' one, an' all her blood-an'-kin;
An' wunst, when they was "company," an' ole folks wuz there,
She mocked 'em an' shocked 'em, an' said she didn't care!
An' thist as she kicked her heels, an' turn't to run an' hide,
They wuz two great big Black Things a-standin' by her side,
An' they snatched her through the ceilin' 'fore she knowed what she's about!
An' the Gobble-uns 'll git you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2015 11:07 AM (9mTYi)
*ahem*
That's Holiday music.
Probably the most galling part - that they spend three months trying to get your $$$ while firmly denying the actual name/meaning of the holiday.
If wishing an atheist or person of another religion "Merry Christmas" is so darn offensive, how is it not just as offensive to cover your store in Christmas decorations, or run Christmas-themed ads? Not like you're fooling anyone with your generic holiday talk.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 11:07 AM (NOIQH)
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA
Posted by: Patrick Carroll at October 30, 2015 11:04 AM
Never. Not. Funny.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2015 11:07 AM (KrAjA)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 30, 2015 11:07 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Lea at October 30, 2015 11:08 AM (lIU4e)
Pro tip: Squirrels don't "fall" out of trees. That was an attack.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2015 11:09 AM (xujhj)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 11:09 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 30, 2015 11:09 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 11:09 AM (iQIUe)
Probably.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 11:09 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Miss L. Graham at October 30, 2015 11:10 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 11:10 AM (DUoqb)
In my agnostic and Jew house, that holiday is mostly about good food, family, and Cousin Eddie.
If they ruin the trappings of it, it takes a lot away when you don't have the whole Jesus thing going for you.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 11:10 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 30, 2015 11:10 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Emmie
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No, no. The guy was a little drunk. We ended up shaking hands and agreeing that the Arabs are assholes. Thus, you see, it isn't 'Islamophobia', but rather, a a completely rational observation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2015 11:10 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Lea
flat what? Earth?
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 30, 2015 11:11 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 30, 2015 11:11 AM (2cS/G)
Heh. I've dressed as a terrorist/Yasser Arafat for a costume party. Not like getting the black/white checked kafiyah (or whatever its called) is hard to find (thanks Urban Outfitters). Pre-Bin Laden, obviously.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 11:11 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Emmie
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He said it was during the oil embargo, so it was more like a national thing than a ethnic/religious thing.
Kind of like Freedom Fries. It was anti-France, it wasn't anti-Caucasian or anti-Catholic.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 11:11 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 11:12 AM (DUoqb)
Oh, and mid '90's Dennis Miller. IF you can handle it.
Muahaha!
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 11:14 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 11:14 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 11:12 AM (DUoqb)
Talk about your high hanging curveball...
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 11:14 AM (2Ojst)
I got that. And I couldn't give half a fig about gifts (I ask for next to nothing), more just seeing the parts of the family I don't get to see the rest of the year. I get that, it's a good Christmas.
Society's totally gone berserk with its priorities.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 30, 2015 11:14 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 11:14 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 30, 2015 11:07 AM (MIKMs)
FTFY.
Here have walkie talkie
Posted by: Steven Spielberg at October 30, 2015 11:15 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 11:15 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 11:15 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: jewells45 at October 30, 2015 11:15 AM (l/N7H)
Easy: Lumberjack flannel onsie pjs + cocoa mug
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 11:16 AM (NOIQH)
One congress can't tie the hands of a later Congress wrt budget.
That's why all the budget deals mandating later cuts never have the cuts actually occur
Plus that deal was a CR not a budget
If President Trump demands Congress have a budget
There will be a budget
If Congress won't cooperate
Then if we're in obamaland
He can operate as Obama does a flummox Congress hat way
Posted by: Naturalfake at October 30, 2015 11:16 AM (Pa/Ps)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 11:02 AM (E5UB0)
Universal beauty standards.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 30, 2015 11:17 AM (k9qR4)
There's always Pajama Boy or any politician.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 11:17 AM (LUgeY)
But appreciate your diligence.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 11:17 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 11:17 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 11:18 AM (E5UB0)
Hungarian PM blames Soros and his ilk for their " trying to undermine European nations by supporting refugees heading to the continent from the Middle East and beyond."
Gee, who woulda' thunk it.
Posted by: gracepmc at October 30, 2015 11:18 AM (DMQhB)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 11:18 AM (NOIQH)
I notice both of my RINO douchebag senate critters voted for this POS budget legislation.
Posted by: Commissar M at October 30, 2015 11:19 AM (Xx2PC)
Dress as a Code Pink protester.
Oh wait---that would make you a giant vagina.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 11:19 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 11:12 AM (DUoqb
Obama mask
Hillary mask with matching Naugahyde tarp & walker
The possibilities are endless
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 11:19 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: Dang at October 30, 2015 11:20 AM (2oWD2)
Anything that brings attention to the anti-Christ is welcome. President Boy would deport him and freeze his assets immediately. That's stop a lot of the left's bullshit overnight.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 11:20 AM (LUgeY)
I notice both of my RINO douchebag senate critters voted for this POS budget legislation.
Posted by: Commissar M at October 30, 2015 11:19 AM (Xx2PC
This just passed the house. Has the senate already voted on it?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 11:20 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at October 30, 2015 11:21 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: db at October 30, 2015 11:21 AM (LHNU4)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 11:21 AM (F26eZ)
Some psychologist should look into why, although Japan tends to be xenophobic and chauvinistic, none of their manga/anime seem to feature asian characters. They all look hypercaucasian.
It amuses me that, for a fairly flat-chested race, Japanese have a fetish for huge-boobed women.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2015 11:21 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 11:15 AM (E5UB0)
We would be sad.
I was just thinking i would love for you to walk behind my comments and clean them up, but that would be cruelty and a full time job.
Posted by: willow at October 30, 2015 11:22 AM (gwDMH)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2015 11:21 AM (X6fMO)
And tentacles. That shit goes back to the Edo period, maybe earlier.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 11:23 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: db at October 30, 2015 11:23 AM (LHNU4)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 30, 2015 11:23 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: db at October 30, 2015 11:24 AM (LHNU4)
Posted by: db at October 30, 2015 11:23 AM (LHNU4)
It's the parenthesis. 8 then ) becomes
when there's no space between them.Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 11:24 AM (2Ojst)
Dress as a Code Pink protester.
Oh wait---that would make you a giant vagina.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 11:19 AM (NOIQH)
Team America has an opinion on this.
https://youtu.be/32iCWzpDpKs
Posted by: buzzion at October 30, 2015 11:24 AM (zt+N6)
My wife runs across a lot of kids in the 18 to 26 age bracket. None of them signing up for ObamaCare. They go to a local clinic and make a 'voluntary' donation. If they need an x-ray there's an urgent care entity further down the street. Still massively cheaper than an ER visit.
I suspect the millennials, who now have some experience in how 'free' free actually is, aren't going to be such an easy constituency for Hillary.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 30, 2015 11:24 AM (7v/r5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2015 11:12 AM (DUoqb
pelosi with the big hammer and stretched facial features. Probably if you just paint eyebrows on your forhead and carry the yuuge hammer it would pass
Posted by: willow at October 30, 2015 11:25 AM (gwDMH)
I didn't see your post until now; Sorry.
Thx for asking. It's getting better. Having to drive and look for houses in the dark (morning) when you've only been around the route twice-with someone else driving was a bit of a problem.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2015 11:25 AM (No/ki)
But that's not all. Oh no. They had had stacks of sugar cookies in those clear plastic shells with 3 containers of frosting, orange, green, and white - fall colors for DIY cookie decorating.
These had been replaced with red, green and white frostings. I mean who the actual fcuk is decorating Christmas cookies 10 days before Halloween?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 30, 2015 11:25 AM (7RXcs)
I forget which Japanese artist or animator started that but the reason was financial
It's easier and cheaper to show emotions with minimal animation with big eyes
But if you look the emotions are all conveyed as if the features were Japanese
And the faces and movements are culturally Japanese
Posted by: Naturalfake at October 30, 2015 11:25 AM (Pa/Ps)
Posted by: Chupacabra
Dude, that's because they're on the other side of the earth. Everything looks sidesy-sidesy over there.
Posted by: Dang at October 30, 2015 11:25 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 11:26 AM (NOIQH)
Unfortunately he has convinced many of my fellow Texans that he's a real conservative.
Posted by: Blano at October 30, 2015 11:27 AM (NHQQx)
Posted by: Soona at October 30, 2015 09:48 AM (Fmupd)
You're a rabid anti-Dentite!
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at October 30, 2015 11:28 AM (GrXXa)
Senate voted and passed at 3 am is my understanding. Miss Lindsey voted for it. IMO, we are now bicameral with a uniparty. Pretty unattractive pathway for Ryan's move to Speaker. All hail.
Posted by: gracepc at October 30, 2015 11:28 AM (DMQhB)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
Those were probably Trafalgar Day cookies.
Posted by: Dang at October 30, 2015 11:28 AM (2oWD2)
Never get old
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 11:26 AM (NOIQH)
One of the greatest speeches ever made. "And the only thing that can f*ck an asshole is a dick. With some balls." LMAO
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 11:28 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 11:28 AM (iQIUe)
Peabody's Improbable History always ended with a parade, with music like Shostakovitch at the circus, and after the elephants, at the very end, was a guy with a broom and a trashcan. Some days here are like that.
Ringling Bros is in town, and that reminds me that 50 years ago, my dad and the other dump truck drivers would knock off early from hauling crushed stone or blacktop, because the circus paid top dollar to truck out all those elephant droppings. You could really clean up on that deal. They were in high demand.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 11:28 AM (xq1UY)
Is this some bizarre form of dysmorphia/body image self hatred?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner
Ignoring the whole Japanese distinction between 'asian' and Japanese, I think it was just a matter of convenience.
There's a certain level of exoticism in the form, to be sure, but the characters were probably designed that way to allow for maximum emotional display.
How much easier is it to depict cartoon character's state of emotion than manipulating the shape of the eyes?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2015 11:28 AM (JmGFJ)
Unpossible. The Earth is a flat disc, remember?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 30, 2015 11:29 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 09:55 AM (mxCgt)
Progs believe the government should be in control of almost every medical decision except between a woman and her abortionist.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 30, 2015 11:30 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Commissar M at October 30, 2015 11:19 AM (Xx2PC)
I suppose you could be thankful that you have RINO douchebags. My entire state and national delegations are Dimocommies.
Not one of them even pretends to give a cfuk about my opinions. I get "cfuk you" letters in response to my communications on issues.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at October 30, 2015 11:30 AM (laMCB)
Wait...what the everlasting hell?
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at October 30, 2015 11:30 AM (4nmNX)
http://tinyurl.com/pr5vahm
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 30, 2015 11:30 AM (XUKZU)
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Makes sense. Yes, I had noticed the choppiness of the animation, and that something always seems a bit "off" about the facial expressions and reactions.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 11:30 AM (E5UB0)
Wait...what the everlasting hell?
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at October 30, 2015 11:30 AM (4nmNX)
Docking.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 11:31 AM (2Ojst)
some days here are like that.
For sure.
Ringling Bros is in town, and that reminds me that 50 years ago, my dad and the other dump truck drivers would knock off early from hauling crushed stone or blacktop, because the circus paid top dollar to truck out all those elephant droppings. You could really clean up on that deal. They were in high demand.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 11:28 AM (xq1UY)
nice story, i love bits from the past.
Posted by: willow at October 30, 2015 11:31 AM (gwDMH)
Is this some bizarre form of dysmorphia/body image self hatred?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner
Ignoring the whole Japanese distinction between 'asian' and Japanese, I think it was just a matter of convenience.
There's a certain level of exoticism in the form, to be sure, but the characters were probably designed that way to allow for maximum emotional display.
How much easier is it to depict cartoon character's state of emotion than manipulating the shape of the eyes?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2015 11:28 AM (JmGFJ)
Its all Scrooge McDuck's fault.
Posted by: buzzion at October 30, 2015 11:32 AM (zt+N6)
Wait...what the everlasting hell?
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at October 30, 2015 11:30 AM (4nmNX)
Docking.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 11:31 AM
One of those things that my imagination is telling me Do. Not. Google.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2015 11:32 AM (KrAjA)
Posted by: Soona at October 30, 2015 09:48 AM (Fmupd)
Dentists are to Morons what spiders are to AtC & Jane D'oh
Posted by: kbdabear at October 30, 2015 11:33 AM (GrXXa)
Gonna have to sic the Arlington/Pantego/Benbrook/whatever popo on that guy.
That squirrel was a gentle little giant.
Posted by: Blano at October 30, 2015 11:33 AM (sdPF/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2015 11:32 AM (KrAjA)
Prime Directive of the HQ - if you don't already know what it means, for God's sake don't look it up!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 11:33 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 30, 2015 11:33 AM
Wait....there are face-sized dentists lurking in the attic? Fuck.....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2015 11:34 AM (KrAjA)
Unpossible. The Earth is a flat disc, remember?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
I know, right? I'm standing on the edge. Just enough room to ride my bike. *puts on helmet*
Posted by: Dang at October 30, 2015 11:34 AM (2oWD2)
Massive 'crack in the Earth' opens up suddenly in Wyoming's Bighorn Mountains
The immense crack, which appears to split a hilltop in half, was discovered by startled backcountry hunters.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 30, 2015 11:34 AM (7v/r5)
Kind of goes with the Thrush Pipes "Mister Horsepower," no?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 11:35 AM (xq1UY)
Team America has an opinion on this.
https://youtu.be/32iCWzpDpKs
Posted by: buzzion at October 30, 2015 11:24 AM (zt+N6
I want to see this spewed out at the next GOP debate.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 11:35 AM (yddCj)
One congress can't tie the hands of a later Congress wrt budget.
That's why all the budget deals mandating later cuts never have the cuts actually occur
Plus that deal was a CR not a budget
If President Trump demands Congress have a budget
There will be a budget
If Congress won't cooperate
Then if we're in obamaland
He can operate as Obama does a flummox Congress hat way
Posted by: Naturalfake at October 30, 2015 11:16 AM (Pa/Ps)
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That is true.
But the worse thing is that a Republican President candidate will now have to make the case to cut spending against a Republican Congress approved spending amount.
Rush was talking about this the other day. It essentially took half a campaign away that could be used against the Democrats.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 11:35 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 30, 2015 11:35 AM (LA7Cm)
The immense crack, which appears to split a hilltop in half, was discovered by startled backcountry hunters.
I wonder if that's what that mysterious seismic reading was the other day?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 11:36 AM (LUgeY)
Unpossible. The Earth is a flat disc, remember?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 30, 2015 11:29 AM (LA7Cm)
So what explains their slant on things?
Yeah, yeah, i denounce myself.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 11:36 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: donna at October 30, 2015 11:37 AM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 30, 2015 11:38 AM (LA7Cm)
Benedict Cumberbatch stuns theatre goers with anti-government speech. Hamlet actor tells London audience to "fuck the politicians" amid criticism of ministers over their handling of the migration crisis.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 11:38 AM (iQIUe)
Oh... and we STILL don't know what all is in it...
Posted by: BB Wolf, crossing the streams... at October 30, 2015 11:38 AM (qh617)
It seems like runaway blimp might be a good impromptu Halloween costume this year...
Posted by: Lea at October 30, 2015 11:38 AM (lIU4e)
there's a joke there somewhere. gotta be
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 30, 2015 11:38 AM (7RXcs)
The immense crack, which appears to split a hilltop in half, was discovered by startled backcountry hunters.
Posted by: se pa moron
Dave Chappell just snorted.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2015 11:39 AM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 11:33 AM (2Ojst
I know right. But, I still find myself hitting the old search engine. Then I slap myself in the forehead and say DUH
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 11:39 AM (yddCj)
It doesn't matter who did it. We are very deeply in debt thanks to TFG, moreso than at any point in history. We absolutely must cut spending immediately.
This would be the best argument I can think of for a complete overhaul of Fedzilla.
Just compare the spending in DC to that of a normal household. It ain't rocket surgery and people would grok it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 11:39 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 30, 2015 11:40 AM (MIKMs)
State Dept w/release next batch of HRC emails--7000--at 3 pm. Emails being released under court order in response to @vicenews FOIA lawsuit
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2015 11:40 AM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2015 11:41 AM (xujhj)
Yeah. You guys got me a while back with the blue waffle.
NOT GONNA GET ME THIS TIME!
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at October 30, 2015 11:41 AM (4nmNX)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 30, 2015 11:43 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 11:44 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
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Didn't Honest Charlie's chicken have a stogie?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2015 11:44 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2015 11:44 AM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 30, 2015 11:43 AM (HMt16
What? They don't want happy blood?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 11:44 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: ManBearPig at October 30, 2015 11:44 AM (E5UB0)
Rush was talking about this the other day. It essentially took half a campaign away that could be used against the Democrats.
Still think the pubbies are on our side???
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2015 11:44 AM (xujhj)
It doesn't matter who did it. We are very deeply in debt thanks to TFG, moreso than at any point in history. We absolutely must cut spending immediately.
This would be the best argument I can think of for a complete overhaul of Fedzilla.
Just compare the spending in DC to that of a normal household. It ain't rocket surgery and people would grok it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2015 11:39 AM (LUgeY)
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It matters from a standpoint of running a campaign.
Repub debator: We need to cut spending
Dem debator: Your own party agreed to this spending level.
The best candidate that could benefit from this is Trump (damn, I sound like Hugh Hewitt). He's already running as an outsider and constantly complains about the stupid, stupid DC politicians.
He might have the credibility to run against a Republican Congress and Democrat presidential nominee.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 11:45 AM (LXJ1e)
Muzzies outrank gays on the PC importance scale.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 11:45 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2015 11:45 AM (xujhj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2015 11:46 AM (9mTYi)
Happy Friday all!!!
http://tinyurl.com/q3hcln3
British hate preacher's son 'executed by ISIS for cursing the prophet Muhammad'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 30, 2015 11:46 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Dang at October 30, 2015 11:46 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: willow at October 30, 2015 11:46 AM (gwDMH)
Rush was talking about this the other day. It essentially took half a campaign away that could be used against the Democrats.
Still think the pubbies are on our side???
Posted by: rickb223
The most important thing is that we strive to kill off all of those pesky purity-so-backwards-evangeli-hateful clowns and clear the way for the saviors of fiscal sanity.
Oh, and get group #1 to shut the Hell up, send money and vote. (Not in that order).
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 30, 2015 11:46 AM (326rv)
Have we discussed the Allentown High School fight yesterday yet?
The town I went to High School in.
Our crosstown rivals.
They were the good school with the rich kids.
http://tinyurl.com/pzmx6yy
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 30, 2015 11:47 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 30, 2015 11:47 AM (JtwS4)
Guess I will be boycotting Sherlock bc of actor dumbness.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 11:48 AM (iQIUe)
Gay men also have higher syphilis and hepatitis rates, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 10:43 AM (iQIUe)
That reminds me of another reason teh gays are agitating for blood donations. It's a way to get free STD testing without the "shame" of walking into a free STD testing center.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2015 11:49 AM (FeQTe)
Oh, and get group #1 to shut the Hell up, send money and vote. (Not in that order).
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 30, 2015 11:46 AM (326rv)
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Well that used to be the GOPe argument. Now that is shot to hell, what's their argument for Repub over Demo
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 30, 2015 11:49 AM (LXJ1e)
"An American educator and peace activist who worked for coexistence and who died this week from wounds sustained in a Palestinian attack.."
http://tinyurl.com/qzkyues
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2015 11:50 AM (9mTYi)
http://tinyurl.com/ns2a2kk
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 30, 2015 11:50 AM (XUKZU)
You grab one Valkyrie's ass and *bang*, jerk for life. I said I was sorry.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 30, 2015 11:51 AM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 30, 2015 11:52 AM (evdj2)
my opinions. I get "cfuk you" letters in response to my communications
on issues.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at October 30, 2015 11:30 AM
Just think: you could have Rand "20 Minute Filibuster on this horrible, evil budget bill" Paul as your Senator!
As Sean Whinety would say: He's a Great American!
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 30, 2015 11:52 AM (qiCMH)
Benedict Cumberbatch stuns theatre goers with anti-government speech. Hamlet actor tells London audience to "fuck the politicians" amid criticism of ministers over their handling of the migration crisis.
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Uh-huh. Has said mutant-looking asshole also announced that he'll be taking in a few dozen "refugee" lads at his place? I suppose not.
Posted by: Stu-22 at October 30, 2015 11:53 AM (rUc9h)
I would make Boehners and McConnells name mud
Absolute mud
Talk about how they abandoned America to Obamas predations
Point out all the needless spending etc
Give Ryan a way out by praising potentially better leadership but give him a warning and run on that
But Boehner and Turtle?
Shit all over them every single chance you get
Obviously Trump could do this the easiest
But the others could too
Posted by: Naturalfake at October 30, 2015 11:54 AM (Pa/Ps)
Rich canadians will continue to come to the US for treatment.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 30, 2015 11:54 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 30, 2015 11:55 AM (LA7Cm)
It seems like runaway blimp might be a good impromptu Halloween costume this year...
Posted by: Lea
That would be great! Maybe rig it so kids can hit it and candy falls out like a pinata.
Posted by: Dang at October 30, 2015 11:55 AM (2oWD2)
At least he was a Facebook foe.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 30, 2015 11:55 AM (evdj2)
I call bs. If sucking a dick doesn't cause shame, walking into a free clinic shouldn't.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2015 11:56 AM (xujhj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 30, 2015 11:56 AM (LA7Cm)
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IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND OF DAY?
NOT FOR ME!
Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at October 30, 2015 11:56 AM (rUc9h)
He probably has ten more sons ready or already fighting....
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 11:56 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2015 11:50 AM (9mTYi
My-give-a-f*ck-meter is broken.
But my laugh meter is working.
Diversity, what isn't it good for?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2015 11:57 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2015 11:58 AM (8HTq1)
But the others could too
Posted by: Naturalfake at October 30, 2015 11:54 AM
Could. But won't.
I disagree on Ryan, though. The smarmy little git doesn't deserve any slack at all. He's a conniving little shitweasel who would sell out his own mother for a slice of D.C. pork, and he needs to suffer the fate of every other damn fool in Congress who thinks they represent the thieves, traitors and layabouts they see around them and not the citizens who sent them there.
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 30, 2015 11:58 AM (qiCMH)
"CNNs Lemon Under Fire For Straying From The Narrative And Sticking Up For Fired SC School Resource Officer "
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2015 11:59 AM (JmGFJ)
Rich canadians will continue to come to the US for treatment.
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And any others who can manage it. Family lives up near the Canadian border, and say that the Canucks routinely come across for any medical treatment beyond routine preventative stuff. Otherwise they wait forever.
Posted by: Stu-22 at October 30, 2015 11:59 AM (rUc9h)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 30, 2015 11:59 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2015 11:59 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Commissar M at October 30, 2015 12:00 PM (Xx2PC)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2015 11:58 AM (8HTq1)
What a dumb movie that was. It wasn't even really a Halloween movie as there was no Michael Myers in it.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 12:00 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Commissar M at October 30, 2015 12:00 PM (Xx2PC)
Oh boy. Now he's going to be walking around saying "Dicks! Assholes! Dicks! Assholes!" all day.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 12:01 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2015 12:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 12:01 PM (2Ojst)
They should get the Muzzies to protest the gay blood people.
Muzzies outrank gays on the PC importance scale.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 11:45 AM (E5UB0)
I am still waiting for the gay pride demonstration outside the mosque on Friday.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 30, 2015 12:02 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2015 12:03 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 30, 2015 12:03 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 30, 2015 12:05 PM (E5UB0)
For sure. I grabbed one almost 27 years ago, and haven't let go yet.
Offspring appears to have also cut one out from the herd. Hoyo Toho.
Talk about a Grani Winger.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2015 12:06 PM (xq1UY)
Welll that's the way you bring the budget and spending back into the race
And make it part of your mandate.
Plus and this is important
You put Ryan on notice early
You can't do much more than that while running
But as Prez, yeah
So make them run on your budget
Posted by: Naturalfake at October 30, 2015 12:07 PM (Pa/Ps)
Oh dear!
How will you explain his/her language now?
As a toddler, my son picked up "Oh, sh$t!" from me, so every time he said it (in public, of course), I would say, "No, honey that's not the ocean!"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 12:08 PM (NOIQH)
I wish there was a video of the dad getting the news from a Publisher's Clearing House style crew at his front door. With a giant photo of his dead kid instead of a check. And lots of balloons. Because balloons are fun.
Posted by: Dang at October 30, 2015 12:08 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2015 09:43 AM (No/ki)
Well, Fenelon, I'd take issue with that. It's little incidents like that which give live theater its charm. If the actors were letter-perfect every performance, it had might as well be a movie.
Same thing with live music. Ella Fitzgerald did a famous concert in Berlin, with a big-name orchestra. She was half-way through doing "Mack The Knife" and forget the words. But she never missed the beat or broke out of pitch, and improvised with, "I forget the words to the song" or a similar phrase blended right in until she got to the chorus again. The crowd went wild. I am sure you can find it on Youtube, as there was a record made of the live concert. Highly recommended!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2015 12:14 PM (0yhH4)
Mack The Knife
https://youtu.be/6vXAtVbZbkI
Posted by: buzzion at October 30, 2015 12:29 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2015 10:19 AM (2Ojst)
They should just let the gays donate, and then flush the possibly-tainted blood down the toilet back at the lab. Everybody's happy!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2015 12:36 PM (0yhH4)
We smuggle goodies into theater all the time. I have one of the purse-type backpacks and they never check it. You should be fine w/a flask.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2015 10:52 AM (NOIQH)
Best is a Scott eVest. It's got all sorts of pockets. I regularly smuggle two bottles of wine into the movies.
I do buy popcorn.
Posted by: Patrick Carroll at October 30, 2015 12:43 PM (bpn7O)
the possibly-tainted blood down the toilet back at the lab. Everybody's
happy!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Gross.
Posted by: The Sewer at October 30, 2015 12:46 PM (2oWD2)
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