Campus Rape Activist Finds It Hard to Date Dudes

Well, that's not a surprise. But check out this part.

Chrissy Keenan, a UCLA senior, is the president of Bruin Consent Coalition, a campus group that works to raise awareness regarding sexual assault on campus. "When people know of me but they donít really know the work, they hear the term 'feminist' or 'sexual-violence prevention,' they think, 'super-extreme, bra-burning feminism,'" she explains, which often puts people on the defensive.

Keenan herself, though, sometimes finds it hard not to go on the offensive. She's so used to laying down the nitty-gritty details of consent that she's been known to open romantic interactions with a spiel that feels straight out of a student handbook.

That sounds fun. Let's see how that works out for her.

She animatedly tells a story about a recent Tinder rendezvous:

Tinder. Great.

"One time, I agreed to meet with this guy at 8 or 9 at night. Before we met, I said to him, 'This is the work I do, I know the chief of police ... so, don't try and get creepy; I know all my rights.' And five minutes later, he was like, 'Actually, I'm really not OK with how you just assume I'm a bad guy. And I get very bad vibes from that, so we shouldn't hang out anymore.'"

"I was in a rage. He was a total fuckboy about consent," she said.

Rage? I guess his consent is not a concern at all. He did not consent to pursuing things, and she went, by her own account, into a "rage."

If I had to guess where this Love Connection went wrong, I would guess it was at the point where she met a guy for the first time and strongly implied he was a rapist, and she was ready -- even eager -- to call the police on him.

But that's just me.

Posted by: Ace at 06:17 PM




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1 Oneth?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 29, 2015 06:18 PM (LUgeY)

2 My life is complete again.

I'll fetch the other from the cheetah/leopard.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 29, 2015 06:19 PM (LUgeY)

3 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 29, 2015 06:20 PM (kff5f)

4 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 29, 2015 06:20 PM (kff5f)

5 Stupid working-at-work.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 29, 2015 06:20 PM (kff5f)

6 I hope she enjoys her full bodied sybian as a companion as she ages.



And posts some videos before she ages out of my 'interested in watching her' age range.



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2015 06:21 PM (AC0lD)

7 I pity college age guys

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2015 06:21 PM (gE2Li)

8 So did he at least get a bj?

Posted by: freaked at October 29, 2015 06:21 PM (BO/km)

9 That dude deserves a medal for remaining so civil with a lady who clearly has monomania. Slight hope for the future?

Posted by: Naes at October 29, 2015 06:21 PM (Ypc8j)

10 they think, 'super-extreme, bra-burning feminism

Sweetheart, that's because you're an evangelist of super-extreme, bra-burning feminism.

Now go get me a sammich.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 29, 2015 06:22 PM (kff5f)

11 Hey you rapist! Want to fuck me?

Posted by: Chrissy Keenan at October 29, 2015 06:22 PM (1Ip2/)

12 He did not consent to being characterized as a rapist by default.


And SHE was outraged?

LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 06:22 PM (NOIQH)

13 Tinder is infamously not a dating app, but a hookup and sex app.

It really should just have it there in the Terms & Conditions: "By using this app you are agreeing to have sex with the person you meet..."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 29, 2015 06:23 PM (kff5f)

14 To soothe her spirit she will probably acquire either her first or another cat on her innevitable path to old ladydom in an apartment over populated with felines.

Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at October 29, 2015 06:24 PM (F9322)

15 Maybe she should find women who identify as males, oh yea that's probably only 1% of cross genders

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2015 06:24 PM (gE2Li)

16 If you were a religious fundamentalist wanting people to return to a more puritanical time where there were severe consequences to sex outside of marriage, would this not be the most devious strategy ever?

And this "rapist around every corner" mantra is being pushed by the Left.

Glad I'm not single, where's the popcorn.

Posted by: Coolio at October 29, 2015 06:24 PM (ssAda)

17 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 29, 2015 06:24 PM (GwIKd)

18 I suppose when he said fck you and walked away that was when the relationship ended. It's sad really, people just don't stay together anymore.

Posted by: freaked at October 29, 2015 06:24 PM (BO/km)

19 Now where did I leave my very tiny violin?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2015 06:25 PM (8ZskC)

20 These women are so stupid. They are going to wake up at about 45 or 50 years of age and realized their lives are empty, no man will have them, and they will never have a baby. And maybe even regret the ones they aborted.

Posted by: small town girl at October 29, 2015 06:25 PM (Odzau)

21 This is the kind of shit why I don't bother looking any more... swear to god, the world has gone crazy. Every day a new nightmare.

Posted by: Gaff at October 29, 2015 06:25 PM (0YV0o)

22 Let's just look at the set-up: She was using Tinder to meet strangers for a hookup --- Tinder is for no-strings, not preliminaries sex, right?

So she's getting all consenty, anti-rapey on guys looking for easy-peasy sex?

Does this choice in "dating" medium strike anyone else as crazy given her area of focus?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 06:25 PM (NOIQH)

23 Any dude who is at a college and dates a chick at that same college is friggin' insane.

Posted by: gm at October 29, 2015 06:25 PM (/kBoL)

24 She was in Glamor magazine but the link didn't work. I was hoping to imagine what she looked like in leopard lingerie.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2015 06:25 PM (AC0lD)

25 That idiot should date a transwoman. We totally agree, men are disgusting and should be castrated. We believe that consent should be sought after every step of the way.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 29, 2015 06:25 PM (E5UB0)

26 Enjoy your lonely life masturbating angrily, crazy bitch

Posted by: L, Elle at October 29, 2015 06:26 PM (4Hf9E)

27 Get thee behind me rapey vagina!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 29, 2015 06:26 PM (4ErVI)

28 Maybe she should find women who identify as males, oh yea that's probably only 1% of cross genders

Hmmm... you know, I wonder how this "identity" thing works. If a white woman can "identify" as being black, or a man can "identify" as being a woman, can a rapist "identify" as "not-a-rapist?"

"Not guilty, your honor. I self-identify as not-a-rapist."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 29, 2015 06:26 PM (kff5f)

29 Then she worked through her rage by painting a picture using her menstrual blood and receiving obsequious praise for it from people who should know better.

Posted by: Naes at October 29, 2015 06:26 PM (Ypc8j)

30 In the time-honored advice of the great Sun Tzu, "never stick dickee in crazy."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2015 06:27 PM (8ZskC)

31 Just as well. The guy would have never been able to get past her stupidity and anyway, tis best for society that she never reproduce.

Posted by: maddogg at October 29, 2015 06:27 PM (xWW96)

32 So she called the dude who (rightfully) noped the fuck out of her little dramady a "fuckboy."

Which is a term commonly that originated in and is used to describe men who can be freely sexually assaulted and abused in prison.

The cognitive dissonance...it burns.

Posted by: Cranky J Anne at October 29, 2015 06:27 PM (yaYgP)

33 Tinder.

Classy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2015 06:27 PM (8ZskC)

34 He was a total fuckboy about consent

Aside from how foul and filthy it is... I do not understand this usage in any way. She's on Tinder, isn't that the kind of boy she's looking for?

Leftists will not be happy until there are no men at all attending higher education. I hope they enjoy being the Eloi in the future they create.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 29, 2015 06:27 PM (39g3+)

35 Consent is a two way street honey

Posted by: ThunderB at October 29, 2015 06:27 PM (zOTsN)

36 So there it is: Parody is no longer possible


well, maybe possible but increasingly difficult

Posted by: English guy who makes tangential comments at October 29, 2015 06:27 PM (8CdUx)

37 Is she hot?

Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2015 06:27 PM (8HTq1)

38 The crazy is strong with this girl

Posted by: Yo! at October 29, 2015 06:28 PM (GwIKd)

39 Just like a lot of these mass shooters are guys that would probably NOT shoot up a place if they were getting laid, I think these crazy feminists would be the same way if they got some male action.

Might even stave off the lesbianism.

Posted by: Coolio at October 29, 2015 06:28 PM (ssAda)

40 This chick might be able to find an asexual metrosexual dude to cohabitate with, but more likely she'll have to go lesbian if she wants to have a relationship.

Posted by: gm at October 29, 2015 06:28 PM (/kBoL)

41 I'll bet she makes a hideous sammich.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2015 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

42 Did they meet in person? It's not clear. If they met in person and she was a bit tipsy, perhaps he was justifiably concerned that she did not give proper consent.

And what if she wasn't that good a looker? He might have considered that putting up with being insulted was not worth the price of admission, so to speak. Cost/benefit analysis.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 29, 2015 06:28 PM (E5UB0)

43 video of this guy extracting himself from this hookup:

https://twitter.com/mattwhitlockPM/status/600779331921641473/photo/1

Posted by: Brian Williams at October 29, 2015 06:28 PM (dciA+)

44 I JUST GET SO ANGRY ABOUT HOW ANGRY EVERYONE ELSE IS

Posted by: I'M A FEMINIST YOU JERK at October 29, 2015 06:28 PM (9Du4t)

45 You said you'd love me 'till the end of time!

I was raped!

Posted by: The chick at the end of `Paradise by the Dashboard Light' at October 29, 2015 06:28 PM (JIElb)

46 >>Which is a term commonly that originated in and is used to describe men who can be freely sexually assaulted and abused in prison.



I did not know that.
Man, she is a c#nt.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 06:28 PM (NOIQH)

47 Kind of odd (well no, not really given the self-importance, but it should be) for someone who claims consent is so important to lose her mind when someone else declines their consent to participate in her drama.

Some should tell her she needs to accept that "no" means "no" and stop drama-shaming.

Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at October 29, 2015 06:28 PM (F9322)

48 I wouldn't fuck her with Shemp's dick.

Posted by: moe howard at October 29, 2015 06:29 PM (WCnJW)

49 Sounds more like a total NO-fuckboy to me.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 29, 2015 06:29 PM (oVJmc)

50 But she sounds so attractive.

Posted by: Mega at October 29, 2015 06:29 PM (9Du4t)

51 Reap what you sow. ha ha. Who's bitch this be?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 29, 2015 06:29 PM (jJRIy)

52 In other news: Carrie Nation can't figure out why guys won't buy her a drink.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 29, 2015 06:29 PM (JIElb)

53 My favorite feminist joke:
A feminist walks into a bar-- THAT's NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!

Posted by: Naes at October 29, 2015 06:30 PM (Ypc8j)

54 She'd be all over pajama boy. Then she'd emasculate him in front of their friends.

Posted by: ryukyu at October 29, 2015 06:30 PM (OM0RC)

55 Mommy how did you and daddy meet?


Ha,ha yeah that's not true, cause mommy never gets a daddy.

Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2015 06:30 PM (0O2Lr)

56 Ya know it's not really nice to disparage people by calling them names. I worked very hard to achieve this moniker and am offended that it has been used in such an insulting fashion.

Posted by: Fuckboy at October 29, 2015 06:30 PM (BO/km)

57 Then she'd emasculate him in front of their friends.

Objection: assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 29, 2015 06:30 PM (kff5f)

58 Is she hot?

Not nearly hot enough.

http://tinyurl.com/pfljahu

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2015 06:30 PM (8ZskC)

59 I think she is a goddess. I would tell her, call me Chrissy because I do not exist anymore. I am your second body. I am you. My identity is with you. I have no identity anymore. I am your bitch, I exist only to give you pleasure, and then I would totally do oral on her and tell her, don't worry about that stupid thing between my legs. You are more important. Lets ignore that stupid thing, and tell me when you're ready for seconds.

Posted by: Modern Man at October 29, 2015 06:31 PM (E5UB0)

60 I met a guy on Tinder and hoisted a bunch of red flags that I'm a nut.

Posted by: x at October 29, 2015 06:31 PM (57fhp)

61 Or the ol' stand by rule. Don't. Bonk. Teh. Crazee.

Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2015 06:31 PM (0O2Lr)

62 may I mention that I keep getting these stupid emails from "emily's list" and like that selling stuff like tote bags that say

"A Woman's Place is in the White House"

I agree:

http://tinyurl.com/qe8caq9

and

http://tinyurl.com/ok5mudn

from the second item, you tell me:

So now that Melania is apparently ready for America, is America ready for her? Will conservatives warm up to a European supermodel who lives on three floors of Manhattan's Trump Tower, travels by private 757, and once posed alongside a blowup whale for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition?

[it is obvious that the author of this piece has never heard of Kate Upton]

Posted by: mallfly at October 29, 2015 06:31 PM (qSIlh)

63 I think she's the girl in this song.



http://tinyurl.com/n8kw84f

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 29, 2015 06:31 PM (jJRIy)

64 She is mentally ill

Posted by: ThunderB at October 29, 2015 06:31 PM (zOTsN)

65 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2015 06:30 PM (8ZskC)

Positively plain. I mean, she's not paper bag ugly, but she's not attractive either.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 29, 2015 06:31 PM (kff5f)

66 Nude beaches and casual hookups: great in theory, horrifying in practice.

Posted by: Naes at October 29, 2015 06:32 PM (Ypc8j)

67 Oof. She has a guy who presents rape awareness plays with her at UCLA. He looks moody and fabulous.

http://tinyurl.com/pfljahu

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2015 06:32 PM (8ZskC)

68 Oh, goodness, I most certainly hope the New York Times will be updating its Guide quite soon, so we may have guidance in these situations. It's certainly sounding like I still ambling half-naked down to the bar each evening to scoop up a crisp tinder chippie may be slightly problematic.

Posted by: Modern Man at October 29, 2015 06:32 PM (nSW/N)

69 >>She'd be all over pajama boy. Then she'd emasculate him in front of their friends.


And then he'd swear up and down he'd marry her, but only after gays can marry, too, because he's a caring carer feminist boyfriend.

But then....still not propose after it becomes legal, right. Lena Dunham?

Hahahahahahahaha!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 06:32 PM (NOIQH)

70 "I know the chief of police. Don't get creepy"

Who says romance is dead? Are we sure this is not a parody? That is just a bit OTT.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 29, 2015 06:32 PM (E5UB0)

71 This is me whining that I wrote a long and charming Thailand story what just got willowed.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 29, 2015 06:32 PM (1xUj/)

72 "So she called the dude who (rightfully) noped the fuck out of her little dramady a "fuckboy." "

"noped." Hah.

Posted by: ace at October 29, 2015 06:32 PM (dciA+)

73 Recently I found a clip from Room With a View on youtube. It was the scene where the girl finds the guy standing in the barley field and when he sees her, he briskly walks up and lays a big one on her.

A comenter asked why he would do that. Why? It's how the human race keeps going. They just didnt understand why he would think she wanted him to kiss her. It was so weird. I wd have thought it was a troll but I have heard comments like that from women film critics about how Cary Grant violently grabs Ingrid Bergman and forces a kiss on her. Well, she didnt exactly resist. Sheesh!

But these days even a kiss without getting written permission is now an offense.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 29, 2015 06:33 PM (iQIUe)

74 Just because I like to meet in Walmart parking lots does not mean that I am a bad person. I need love like anyone else.

Posted by: Fuckboy at October 29, 2015 06:33 PM (BO/km)

75 Closet Lesbo with a dildo.



In ten years she will be a VERY lonely dyke at the Diana Shores LPGA event.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 29, 2015 06:34 PM (jJRIy)

76 From Allison's twitter feed Oct 8

A day after Biebs' dick pics dropped, I can finally admit it: as a grown, sexually empowered woman, I'd hit that.

Sounds pretty rapey to me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 29, 2015 06:34 PM (gyKtp)

77 Seriously, if I were him I'd have been asking, "Okay... where are the cameras? This is totally Candid Camera or Punk'd, right?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 29, 2015 06:34 PM (kff5f)

78 Hot or not? Not. Because there are 3,418,059,380 females on this planet.

Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2015 06:34 PM (0O2Lr)

79 Positively plain.

Hey, she looks better than that woman who was caught with the sausage in the Wal*Mart bathroom.

*shudder*

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 29, 2015 06:34 PM (39g3+)

80 How many cats does she own?

Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2015 06:35 PM (0O2Lr)

81 so the guy was nervous because He probably had no idea what level of creepiness might be while the police is held over his head and He is supposed to be cool with a direction less threat?

and then she must insult him one more time after she has blown his mind? fuckboy?

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 06:35 PM (gwDMH)

82 Yeah, plain as day. No wonder she was on tender.

Posted by: maddogg at October 29, 2015 06:35 PM (xWW96)

83 76 But he wouldn't hit that is her problem.

Posted by: Naes at October 29, 2015 06:35 PM (Ypc8j)

84
Oof. She has a guy who presents rape awareness plays with her at UCLA. He looks moody and fabulous.


YIKES. Do serial killers get consent first??

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 29, 2015 06:35 PM (oVJmc)

85 Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't "Tinder" a fuck pick up site?



Posted by: Nip Sip at October 29, 2015 06:36 PM (jJRIy)

86


Wait


So with her tinder and Twitter activity, she shops herself out as a whore

And she complains when people assume she is DTF

Posted by: ThunderB at October 29, 2015 06:36 PM (zOTsN)

87 "Even if (you) are not directly associated with sexual assault, it's up to us to stop perpetuating rape culture," said [moody fabulous boy] Famenini.

Words to live by, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2015 06:36 PM (8ZskC)

88 A big bag of nopes on this

Posted by: Yo! at October 29, 2015 06:37 PM (GwIKd)

89
Not nearly hot enough.


I was expecting 350 pounds, coke-bottle glasses and a casually-arranged face.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 29, 2015 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

90 Is that where the get the term "tinderbox?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 29, 2015 06:37 PM (FkBIv)

91 She must be one of those that like the pick-up line:
Wanna fuck?

Posted by: maddogg at October 29, 2015 06:37 PM (xWW96)

92 >>>Closet Lesbo with a dildo.

How is that remotely possible in this day and age? If she had even the slightest tendency that way, she'd already be there, given her attitude.

This is the one good thing about the pressure to be homo in this day and age: it separates the wheat from the chaff.

No, I'm sorry, if she were that way, she'd already be there. We live in the age of closet heteros not homos.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 29, 2015 06:37 PM (E5UB0)

93 Rape awareness plays? Is that what Romeo and Juliet is all about?

Posted by: freaked at October 29, 2015 06:37 PM (BO/km)

94 She'd be all over pajama boy. Then she'd emasculate him in front of their friends.


+++++++++++++++++++++++

She pegged him.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2015 06:37 PM (NaeCR)

95 58
Is she hot?



Not nearly hot enough.



http://tinyurl.com/pfljahu

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2015 06:30 PM (8ZskC)


Love that picture. The two chicks with their arms crossed sternly. The angry dude with his hands covering his balls. Perfect.

The saddest thing is these 'women' can't really undo all of the mental garbage they have had put into their heads and become marriageable material before guys aren't interested.


I get better with age and more attractive as a potential spouse (just trust me with this ladies...)


Chrissy....not so much.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2015 06:38 PM (AC0lD)

96 67
Oof. She has a guy who presents rape awareness plays with her at UCLA. He looks moody and fabulous.



http://tinyurl.com/pfljahu

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2015 06:32 PM (8ZskC)


He lost his penis in a terrible fireplace accident when he was seven.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 29, 2015 06:38 PM (4ErVI)

97 Plow me, sodbuster, but first make sure I sign this release.

Posted by: Chrissy Keenan at October 29, 2015 06:38 PM (8ZskC)

98 Wait a minute, this guy is still prowling the streets of LA, potentially not respecting all the codicils in UCLAs supplemental consent policy? Nice going Nancy Drew - you blew the whole fucking case!

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 29, 2015 06:39 PM (1RNgT)

99 I'm in a rage.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 29, 2015 06:39 PM (Dwehj)

100 No ped on a mo ped.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 29, 2015 06:39 PM (FkBIv)

101 I remember in the old Warner Brothers cartoons, how characters would sometimes run away so fast that flames and smoke would be emitted from their footprints.

This crazy bint's fleeing Tinder paramour may have been the first recorded example of it in the real physical world.

Feets don't fail me now!!!

Posted by: torquewrench at October 29, 2015 06:39 PM (noWW6)

102 "I was in a rage. He was a total fuckboy about consent," she said.

What does that even mean??

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2015 06:39 PM (zc3Db)

103 You don't come here for the hunting, do you?

Posted by: Bruin Consent Coalition at October 29, 2015 06:39 PM (7+WUk)

104 Probably mentioned up thread, i'm just driving by...
Didn't we already flog this one to death Monday or Tuesday?

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at October 29, 2015 06:39 PM (bA+CL)

105 Never bring a list of conditions to a Tinder party.

Posted by: Naturalfake at October 29, 2015 06:40 PM (Pa/Ps)

106 Why is she posed with Muhammad Atta in that picture?

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at October 29, 2015 06:40 PM (j1SgI)

107 Is it wrong to notice there's a camel in the room?

Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2015 06:41 PM (0O2Lr)

108 What does that even mean??
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Speaking in a way that can be clearly understood is a tool of the patriarchy.

Posted by: Campus Hags at October 29, 2015 06:41 PM (awspb)

109 >>A commenter asked why he would do that.

Passion? Taking advantage a rare moment when she wasn't with her escort/old maid traveling companion. Not like they were strangers, they had been flirting earlier in the movie/book.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 06:42 PM (NOIQH)

110 "I was in a rage. He was a total fuckboy about consent," she said.

What does that even mean??
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
-------------------------------------------------------
I take it to mean, "he was not reasonable and moral in that he did not agree up and down that men are scum who must be shamed and forced to explicitly agree that they want to rape me and must be made to explicitly promise that my consent must be sought at every single stage in our consummation, otherwise he is guilty of rape".

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 29, 2015 06:42 PM (E5UB0)

111 Is it wrong to notice there's a camel in the room?
Posted by: dogfish


Not on Wednesday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 29, 2015 06:42 PM (FkBIv)

112 Due to an error in your paperwork, we're charging you with rape.

Posted by: Clerk at the Department of Consent Certification at October 29, 2015 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

113 Why is she posed with Muhammad Atta in that picture?
Posted by: Dave


...and is he covering up a boner?

Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2015 06:43 PM (0O2Lr)

114 Some of these hardcore feminazis are really cute, but I'm gonna guess that since her pic does not appear with the article, she's not one of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2015 06:43 PM (L9Ny5)

115 Wait....Tinder is what now?......

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2015 06:43 PM (rjtGa)

116 Do me

While I hold a rape whistle in one hand and mace in the other

Posted by: ThunderB at October 29, 2015 06:43 PM (zOTsN)

117 Bitches, man. Bitches.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2015 06:43 PM (kpqmD)

118 Didn't we already flog this one to death Monday or Tuesday?
I think Ace is attempting reentry.

Posted by: Q at October 29, 2015 06:43 PM (7+WUk)

119 You know, this may be just me, but I'm thinking that any relationship that begins with one party assuming the other is out to rape them is probably not destined to last. But maybe I'm crazy.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 29, 2015 06:44 PM (KkVB6)

120 Can't imagine why any guy might be hesitant to go out with a girl who might charge him with rape six months after the fact because they broke up or something.

Posted by: Forward Into The Future at October 29, 2015 06:44 PM (Mrl1e)

121 ...or is it instinctual from the frequent nut punching.

Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2015 06:44 PM (0O2Lr)

122

Wait


So with her tinder and Twitter activity, she shops herself out as a whore

And she complains when people assume she is DTF

Posted by: ThunderB at October 29, 2015 06:36 PM (zOTsN)






That's not true. A whore trades sex for money.

The correct term is gutterslut.

Or perhaps, hose monster.

Or round-heels, if you're feeling retro.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2015 06:44 PM (o98Jz)

123 I think Ace is attempting reentry.

Posted by: Q at October 29, 2015 06:43 PM (7+WUk)


ISWYDT.

Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2015 06:44 PM (2Ocf1)

124 I think Ace is attempting reentry.
Posted by: Q

Reentry without getting reconsent is rape.

Posted by: Campus Hags at October 29, 2015 06:45 PM (awspb)

125 WAIT. DID I SAY YOU COULD LICK THERE????

Posted by: Chrissy Keenan at October 29, 2015 06:45 PM (8ZskC)

126 Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 29, 2015 06:42 PM (E5UB0)

I thinik it actually means "hamburger applesauce peanuts shoes and a raccon".

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 29, 2015 06:45 PM (k9qR4)

127 As a wise Moron (whose name escapes me) once said here not too long ago, these females enjoy penetration, it's just that they hate men with a purple passion.

No wonder the guy ran away screaming.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 29, 2015 06:45 PM (LUgeY)

128 "Bruin Consent Coalition"? Does she think bears consent? William Lane Craig often brings up this point to try to show that we are moral beings, not just animals. That if we were merely animals, male humans could have non-consensual sex with females, but it would not be "rape" because rape has moral connotations.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 29, 2015 06:45 PM (E5UB0)

129 Why do I have this sneaky suspicion that all this over the top "consent" bunkum is just another pathetic substitute for daddy's love?

Posted by: Mega at October 29, 2015 06:46 PM (9Du4t)

130 Sorry, but due to unsettled issues around my father and feelings of abandonment, what we just did was rape.

Posted by: Campus Rape Activist at October 29, 2015 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

131
Is it wrong to notice there's a camel in the room?

Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2015 06:41 PM (0O2Lr)






The whole point of this story is: No Hump.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2015 06:46 PM (o98Jz)

132 Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 29, 2015 06:42 PM (E5UB0)

Sure ... but "fuckboy"?? Maybe she meant "shithead" but ... "fuckboy"? From a chick who sees violent rape when a poodle is humping her leg ... that's kind of funny, I guess.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2015 06:47 PM (zc3Db)

133 "That's not true. A whore trades sex for money. "

Whores trade sex for what they currently want.

Posted by: ryukyu at October 29, 2015 06:47 PM (OM0RC)

134 >>What does that even mean??

She's taking his rejection to mean he's intimidated by all her consent talk, which in her estimation, means he doesn't care about consent.
Which is not what he said.
He's not thrilled that a supposedly easy Tinder hookup is threatening him with her announced familiarity with the police chief before they even meet. Any sane man would.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 06:47 PM (NOIQH)

135 I just can't imagine why she doesn't have guys beating down her door.

Posted by: rickl at October 29, 2015 06:47 PM (sdi6R)

136 Or round-heels, if you're feeling retro.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Other retro terms:
Slattern
Harlot
Tart
Strumpet
Doxy
Trollop
Trull

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 29, 2015 06:48 PM (awspb)

137 You're a dirty boy, aren't you, dirty boy?

Posted by: Chrissy Keenan at October 29, 2015 06:49 PM (2oWD2)

138 Some of these hardcore feminazis are really cute, but I'm gonna guess that since her pic does not appear with the article, she's not one of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2015 06:43 PM (L9Ny5)


I looked up her picture in the Glamour article. She only looked passably cute in that photo, which means that if that's the best Glamour could do with all their photoshop skills and airbrush artistry she's pretty much of a dog.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2015 06:49 PM (zc3Db)

139
And they said that chronic masturbation was risky...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2015 06:49 PM (o98Jz)

140 She is mentally ill

That is an understatement.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 29, 2015 06:49 PM (LUgeY)

141 Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Cowboy: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Cowboy: I like rape.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 29, 2015 06:49 PM (VdICR)

142 U,, since she thinks 20% of all men are rapists, why would she even WANT to date a man? Seems like she has more than a few wires crossed, methinks.

Posted by: acethepug at October 29, 2015 06:49 PM (RHPFv)

143 >>> it's just that they hate men with a purple passion.

I think it's more that they are so spoiled and immature that they are not ready for adult relationships, which require compromise. They are so petulant that if their partner does not conform, they hate and reject them. They want a slave rather than a companion.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 29, 2015 06:50 PM (E5UB0)

144
She wanted his consent to treat him like shit. He didn't go for it. Rage ensued.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 29, 2015 06:50 PM (9Izdv)

145 Feets don't fail me now!!!


Posted by: torquewrench at October 29, 2015 06:39 PM (noWW6)


Are you saying he ran as if he was being chased by a Cheetah?

Posted by: BB Wolf, crossing the streams... at October 29, 2015 06:50 PM (qh617)

146 "Bruin Consent Coalition"

You must get permission before having sex with bears.

Posted by: Forward Into The Future at October 29, 2015 06:50 PM (Mrl1e)

147 She is mentally ill

She's a Mental Illness Major.

I mean, they teach this lunacy.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 29, 2015 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

148 Ladies. For the love of God have some self respect. Don't go on tinder

Posted by: ThunderB at October 29, 2015 06:51 PM (zOTsN)

149
Whores trade sex for what they currently want.


Yeah, money is the shortcut. Drugs usually the goal.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 29, 2015 06:51 PM (39g3+)

150 If I were in college today (class of '89, this shit was just starting), I wouldn't touch any of the girl students with a ten foot pole.

Paid whores, young man, if you want some. Real paid hookers, no questions about it. Pay up front. No muss, no fuss, and no rape charges in a kangaroo court.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 29, 2015 06:51 PM (dvuhZ)

151 since she thinks 20% of all men are rapists, why
would she even WANT to date a man? Seems like she has more than a few
wires crossed, methinks.


Posted by: acethepug


She 's probably the type who has a pet leopard. Or cheetah.

Posted by: Dang at October 29, 2015 06:51 PM (2oWD2)

152 This all comes down to one thing:

Penis Envy

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2015 06:51 PM (zc3Db)

153 139
And they said that chronic masturbation was risky...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2015 06:49 PM (o98Jz)

These days it's more of a survival strategy.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2015 06:51 PM (kpqmD)

154 129 Why do I have this sneaky suspicion that all this over the top "consent" bunkum is just another pathetic substitute for daddy's love?
Posted by: Mega at October 29, 2015 06:46 PM (9Du4t)



I have a theory, but it hinges on what kind of money these gals come from.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at October 29, 2015 06:52 PM (vgIRn)

155 Stay thirsty my friends...and away from crazy bitches like this.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man in the World at October 29, 2015 06:52 PM (EDYaR)

156 "He was a total fuckboy"

What the hell does that even mean in this context? I have no clue.

Posted by: despair at October 29, 2015 06:52 PM (VrdxH)

157 Sure ... but "fuckboy"??
-------------------------------
yeah, that kind of threw me too. It seems to indicate some sort of sexual interest in him. I don't know. Yes, it's incoherent.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 29, 2015 06:52 PM (E5UB0)

158 Or round-heels, if you're feeling retro.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Other retro terms:
Slattern
Harlot
Tart
Strumpet
Doxy
Trollop
Trull

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic


Stot.
Bismer.
Bitch clout.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 29, 2015 06:52 PM (k9qR4)

159 146 "Bruin Consent Coalition"

You must get permission before having sex with bears.
Posted by: Forward Into The Future at October 29, 2015 06:50 PM (Mrl1e)

But surprise makes it so much hotter!

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at October 29, 2015 06:52 PM (kpqmD)

160 I'm too old to have experienced any of this crap in real time, and I'm OK with that.

This is some serious messed up. Good luck, young folks.

Posted by: dissent555 at October 29, 2015 06:52 PM (GdgAM)

161 CONSENT, YOU DIRTY FUCKBOY!!!

Posted by: Chrissy Keenan at October 29, 2015 06:52 PM (2oWD2)

162 Don't ask me where I read this, but it appears that the bint at jGlamour, where this tripe appeared, totally rearranged Miss Chrissy's telling of the encounter to punch it up a little (I know, journalist rearranges truth, SHOCKA!)

Supposedly Mr F-Boy wanted her to meet him at an empty house he had the keys to, and this gave her pause as to the safety and sanity of the arrangement. Mr F-Boy persisted in trying to get her to go to his borrowed stabbin' cabin, and that's how he got his name.

I mean, doesn't mean she isn't crazy, but it appears she isn't totally stupid.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at October 29, 2015 06:53 PM (DLu2s)

163 And I feel doubly sorry for all the legit rape victims out there. Libs have merely begun doing to rape what they've done to "racism".

And yet in the meantime, almost all lib heroes are/were raging racists, and as a group, they bow down to the rapiest religion in the world.

Lunatics.

Posted by: Mega at October 29, 2015 06:53 PM (9Du4t)

164 16 If you were a religious fundamentalist wanting people to return to a more puritanical time where there were severe consequences to sex outside of marriage, would this not be the most devious strategy ever?

And this "rapist around every corner" mantra is being pushed by the Left.

Posted by: Coolio at October 29, 2015 06:24 PM (ssAda)


Leftism is a religion, you know.

Posted by: rickl at October 29, 2015 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

165 Doxy
Trollop
Trull"

Say what, Jethro?

Oh, you said "tRull". My bad.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 29, 2015 06:53 PM (C9pBZ)

166
And they said that chronic masturbation was risky...


Not for an old hand...

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 29, 2015 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

167 how about dinner. Rape!

a movie, Rape!

visit to the psyche hospital?

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 06:54 PM (gwDMH)

168 Sounds like it's time for someone to start carrying a mattress around UCLA...

Posted by: tu3031 at October 29, 2015 06:54 PM (EDYaR)

169 >>Uh, since she thinks 20% of all men are rapists, why would she even WANT to date a man?

She's not even dating - she's using a 'meet a random man for straight-up sex, no preliminaries' app to meet men.
If she hates men who expect only sex she sure shouldn't be using Tinder.

It's like she *wants* to set up a potential consent situation.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 06:54 PM (NOIQH)

170 >>"I was in a rage. He was a total fuckboy about consent," she said.

I just be confused about tinder because I thought agreeing to meet some stranger from tinder at 9 pm pretty much was consent...

Posted by: Lea at October 29, 2015 06:55 PM (vmMMi)

171 If I were a cynical asshole, I might speculate that maybe she subconsciously wants Paolo or a Syrian refugee to take her without consent and resents the polite manners of western gentlemen.

Of course the right thing to do is just leave crazy alone. Why risk losing everything because of some Emma Sulkowicz jerk?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 29, 2015 06:55 PM (E5UB0)

172 My guess is this chick has seriously disturbing rape fantasies. Run. Hide. Never give her personal information.

Posted by: Fritz at October 29, 2015 06:55 PM (3tjn4)

173 Stop gazing at me! I didn't give you permission to gaze at me! Rape! RAAAAAAAPE!!!!!

Posted by: Chrissy Keenan at October 29, 2015 06:55 PM (kpqmD)

174 sign on this line right here____
ok wait and This line right here___
ok proceed.
wait this is going to require another contract
brb

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 06:55 PM (gwDMH)

175 "She pegged him"

I won't lie, it hurt like you wouldn't believe, but it was nothing compared to the pain cisgendered white males like me have inflicted on women throughout history. I deserved every raw thrust.

We're meeting again tonight!

Posted by: Modern Man at October 29, 2015 06:55 PM (sOJzM)

176 i'm drinking early....get ready for some f' bombs

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 29, 2015 06:56 PM (VDc7u)

177 She's taking his rejection to be a sign he is intimidated by her status as campus alpha safe sex Guru.

Thus she sees him as beneath her and is in RAGE because she views his rejection as a denial of her self perceived higher status. If he had given her the chance she would have rejected him well before the encounter advanced. She was not looking for or even companionship. She was looking to validate her expertise on the dating scene.

The rage is the tip off. It was a sleight to her ego.

Posted by: simplemind at October 29, 2015 06:56 PM (BTnAK)

178 well is tinder a sex hook up site or just a dating site?
i actually don't know

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 06:56 PM (gwDMH)

179 "'This is the work I do, I know the chief of police"

It's more effective to say "I'm the grandaughter of Carmine Persico" (head of the Colombo crime family), but only in New York.

Posted by: Forward Into The Future at October 29, 2015 06:56 PM (Mrl1e)

180 She is mentally ill

She's a Mental Illness Major.

I mean, they teach this lunacy.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel


Seriously, I blame a lot of this on antidepressants. They tend to screw up user's discernment after a while.

Posted by: Dang at October 29, 2015 06:56 PM (2oWD2)

181 As iowahawk advised. College guys should just go into town and hire escorts, just to be safe.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 29, 2015 06:56 PM (E5UB0)

182 I mean, doesn't mean she isn't crazy, but it appears she isn't totally stupid.


Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at October 29, 2015 06:53 PM (DLu2s)


Uh... tinder is a well known get laid site... its for hooking up...

If you are on tinder, it pretty much IS complied consent... or you would not be there.

So, he expected Sex.. and found a place they could HAVE sex....

She then threatened him with the Chief of Police... and talked about Rape...

HE then withdrew the invitation....

Or, in other words... she wanted to have Sex... but wanted to be the dominant one... and is pissed when HE said no...

Note... he is the one who broke off the encounter.... not her.

Posted by: BB Wolf, crossing the streams... at October 29, 2015 06:57 PM (qh617)

183 162 Nah, bro. Ya gotta roll with the narrative. It's what they want.

Posted by: dissent555 at October 29, 2015 06:57 PM (GdgAM)

184 It's like she *wants* to set up a potential consent situation.
Posted by: Lizzy

Who would want to set up a fake consent situation?

Posted by: Mattress Girl, cashing in on fake-rape fame at October 29, 2015 06:57 PM (awspb)

185 If only they could come up with a way for two adults to get together normally and have consensual sex. It would have to be something big though, something on the order of THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION.

Posted by: Mega at October 29, 2015 06:57 PM (9Du4t)

186 It's like she *wants* to set up a potential consent situation.

Noooo! Crazy SJW activists NEVER fake an incident that just happens to confirm every principle that has meaning in their pathetic screwed up lives while making them minor celebrities among their equally screwed up peers.

IT. NEVER. HAPPENS.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2015 06:57 PM (8ZskC)

187 50 shades of cray cray.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 29, 2015 06:57 PM (E5UB0)

188 This post reminds me of the great Far Side cartoon entitled: how nature says "do not touch".

Posted by: Brian at October 29, 2015 06:58 PM (u7jHy)

189 If you were a religious fundamentalist wanting people to return to a more puritanical time where there were severe consequences to sex outside of marriage, would this not be the most devious strategy ever?

And this "rapist around every corner" mantra is being pushed by the Left.


Personally, I think it is evidence that that the sexual revolution was misguided and that there was actually a purpose to the old rules of propriety.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 29, 2015 06:58 PM (bZ7mE)

190 Fuckboy Status: TOTAL

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 29, 2015 06:58 PM (oVJmc)

191 Hi Fuckboy. Me so horny, why you no wanna fuckie-fuckie?

Posted by: Vietnamese hooker rape activist at October 29, 2015 06:58 PM (wAQA5)

192 Anybody read the caption on that pic?

The other chick's name? Savannah Badalich
I can understand her issue.

The reporter? Angie Wang.
That right there is rape culture.


Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2015 06:58 PM (0O2Lr)

193
Glad I'm ancient and don't have to worry about the date scene with any of these screechy harpy twats. And when they get to be my age, they'll just be crazy cat ladies who's litter box smell you get before they even round the corner.

Posted by: Fish at October 29, 2015 06:58 PM (jJt7b)

194 So the college "girl" now has the power to destroy a boy's life if he in any way disappoints her, before, during or after sex. Doesn't that sort of make her the rapist?

Men need rape whistles ... or they should just pee on themselves in defense of an aggressive woman. Or run away and find a normal woman off campus.

Posted by: Illiniwek at October 29, 2015 06:58 PM (1XT+t)

195 "'Actually, I'm really not OK with how you just assume I'm a bad guy. And I get very bad vibes from that, so we shouldn't hang out anymore.'"

Obvious rapist. I'm surprised that she already hasn't filed a complaint with the UCLA Male Sexual Offenses Starchamber.

Oh wait, maybe she has...

Posted by: Forward Into The Future at October 29, 2015 06:58 PM (Mrl1e)

196 As iowahawk advised. College guys should just go into town and hire escorts, just to be safe.

That's not as safe as you might think, pardner.

Posted by: Duke University LaCrosse Team at October 29, 2015 06:58 PM (DLu2s)

197 so i guess for the future i really need to revise my hooker thinking and making it legal.

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 06:59 PM (gwDMH)

198 Has anyone been on Tinder?

Lots of crazy on display

Also looks like a good way to get the clap

Posted by: Yo! at October 29, 2015 06:59 PM (GwIKd)

199 A sexy goat never says no.

Posted by: The Shareef don't like it at October 29, 2015 06:59 PM (rbn4N)

200 178 well is tinder a sex hook up site or just a dating site?
i actually don't know
Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 06:56 PM (gwDMH)

Hook up site. So if she has issues about consent that's not the site she should be trolling on. Unless, of course, she's looking for some poor sucker to set up for rape charges.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2015 06:59 PM (kpqmD)

201 >>well is tinder a sex hook up site or just a dating site?
i actually don't know


Sex hookup site.

This is no different than the slut walk mentality where women intentionally dress like sluts in public (in only their underwear or something similar, etc.) and then get all pissy people assume they're down to f#@$.

It's creating a situation in which they can get offended. This is rapey-story trolling by going on Tinder and then threatening her scheduled hook-up(s?).

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 06:59 PM (NOIQH)

202 178 well is tinder a sex hook up site or just a dating site?
i actually don't know

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 06:56 PM (gwDMH)


Sex hookup site which disguises itself as a dating site.

Posted by: BB Wolf, crossing the streams... at October 29, 2015 06:59 PM (qh617)

203 188 Heh! yeah that about summed it up. These young folks really need to experience the classics.

Posted by: dissent555 at October 29, 2015 07:00 PM (GdgAM)

204 Unless, of course, she's looking for some poor sucker to set up for rape charges.

Posted by: Insomniac

Probably this.

Posted by: Dang at October 29, 2015 07:00 PM (2oWD2)

205 Tinder is not a "dating" site

It's for one night stands. I think young women go on Tinder with the deluded idea it could lead to a relationship

No guy would ever get serious about a girl he met on Tinder

Posted by: ThunderB at October 29, 2015 07:00 PM (zOTsN)

206
Here's the dirty, and I mean dirty, little secret about so-called feminists:

They are really just obnoxious sadists who act out their complex with fake feminist causes because they can neither cope neither admit their true nature, i.e., to dominate and subjugate people, men in particular.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 29, 2015 07:00 PM (9Izdv)

207 "And they said that chronic masturbation was risky...

Not for an old hand..."


Just sitting here....cleaning my glasses.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2015 07:00 PM (VPLuQ)

208 Insomniac, Lizzy, BB alright. so She was just trolling men looking to screw up their lives.

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 07:01 PM (gwDMH)

209 This is me whining that I wrote a long and charming Thailand story what just got willowed.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 29, 2015 06:32 PM (1xUj/)

I read it.
creepy

Posted by: @votermom at October 29, 2015 07:01 PM (cbfNE)

210 But surprise makes it so much hotter!
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan

You don't come here to toke up in the woods, do you?

Posted by: Bruin Consent Coalition at October 29, 2015 07:01 PM (7+WUk)

211 I haven't filed any rape complaints this month - guess it's time to go on Tinder again.

Posted by: Chrissy Keenan, Girl Detective at October 29, 2015 07:01 PM (Mrl1e)

212 so....basically she's saying ok for a 5 dollar fucky sucky?

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 29, 2015 07:01 PM (VDc7u)

213 And I thought Tinder was a website for pyros.

Posted by: Dang at October 29, 2015 07:01 PM (2oWD2)

214 >>Also looks like a good way to get the clap


IIRC, there were statistics on the jump in STDs blamed on Tinder.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 07:02 PM (NOIQH)

215 If I were a cynical asshole, I might speculate that maybe she subconsciously wants Paolo or a Syrian refugee to take her without consent and resents the polite manners of western gentlemen.

Probably. But then she'd be all ashamed and upset at herself feeling guilty, then Paolo is dragged before the college no-due-process court.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 29, 2015 07:02 PM (39g3+)

216 Sure, sure, Tinder for cheap n' easy humping, sure, I get it.

However, meeting a complete stranger that you 'met' on a sex site at an empty house is just asking for more than sex.

Rape, more rape, and ritual disemboweling come to mind right off the bat.

Like I said, Chrissy is almost certainly crazy, but some wires upstairs still make the proper circuit once in a while.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at October 29, 2015 07:02 PM (DLu2s)

217 Rape, more rape, and ritual disemboweling come to mind right off the bat.

You said rape twice. And disembowling once.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at October 29, 2015 07:03 PM (8ZskC)

218 Yow. Ace scooped me. I was just about to post about this on Cut.Jib.Newsletter.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 29, 2015 07:03 PM (oKE6c)

219 dating advice....you can't fix crazy

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 29, 2015 07:03 PM (VDc7u)

220 What would I do without crazy, confused women?

Posted by: Tinder at October 29, 2015 07:03 PM (Mrl1e)

221 Thunder i see that now. welp, dating and expectations of some rules is one thing but knowing where you are and trolling to rickroll or 'degrade' the other is
well shitty and ..

so she actually has been through highschool And college and this is where she ends her future?

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 07:04 PM (gwDMH)

222 Do you consent to it putting the lotion on its skin?

Posted by: Chrissy Keenan at October 29, 2015 07:04 PM (2oWD2)

223
Remember, remember, remember: These idiot feminazis don't give a shit about rape or equal pay or any of their bullshit causes.

Never never never give them the benefit of the doubt.

In fact, they are obsessed with rape because, like toddlers, they are stuck in their early developmental phase that involves their genitals. They are fixated on sex and sex parts. All this "rage" and "outrage" over rape and men is them acting out their issues.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 29, 2015 07:04 PM (9Izdv)

224 95
Love that picture. The two chicks with their arms crossed sternly. The angry dude with his hands covering his balls. Perfect.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2015 06:38 PM (AC0lD)


Ha! I noted the chicks with their arms crossed, but I didn't notice the position of the guy's hands until you pointed it out. Perfect.

Posted by: rickl at October 29, 2015 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

225 Probably. But then she'd be all ashamed and upset
at herself feeling guilty, then Paolo is dragged before the college
no-due-process court.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 29, 2015 07:02 PM (39g3+)


Rape Court is a whites only affair. Non-white men have no worries.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2015 07:04 PM (AC0lD)

226
178 well is tinder a sex hook up site or just a dating site?
..................

Sounds like an insane asylum to me.

Posted by: wth at October 29, 2015 07:05 PM (wAQA5)

227 She needs to date Republicans who agree to Democrat-controlled debates.

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2015 07:05 PM (Z58Xa)

228 At least Chrissy Keenan can look forward to this:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qfeslmb

Posted by: The Consenting Hat at October 29, 2015 07:05 PM (vBeA5)

229 When a girl on a college campus has to go to a hook-up app to find someone for no-strings-attached sex, it seems to me that everybody who encounters her face-to-face can see the CRAYZAY.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 29, 2015 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

230 The irony is that most of these women just need to get laid.

One good fuck will calm them down. Problem is, the only men that will touch them are in no way up to the task.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 29, 2015 07:05 PM (LWu6U)

231 The Far Side "do not touch" cartoon has been updated to take this into account...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ocuzfrb

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2015 07:06 PM (7+WUk)

232 She animatedly tells a story about a recent Tinder rendezvous:
--------------
I'm driving in my car, I turn on the radio
I'm pulling you close, you just say no
You say you don't like it, but girl I know you're a liar
`cause when we kiss, fire

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at October 29, 2015 07:07 PM (9mTYi)

233 I wonder if she'd be flattered by tribute videos to her picture.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2015 07:07 PM (AC0lD)

234
Yep, scratch the icy cold veneer of a feminist and you'll find nothing more than a desperate woman for a man with a functioning penis.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 29, 2015 07:07 PM (9Izdv)

235 This is a classic feminist maneuver, after destroying the traditional dating rituals (which lead to the slavery-like institution of marriage, egads!) she's pissed off that there is now confusion about when one should expect a little nookie.

I mean, bitching about consent around Tinder hook-ups is reaching the bottom of the barrel, consent activism-wise, no?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 07:07 PM (NOIQH)

236 227 She needs to date Republicans who agree to Democrat-controlled debates.

--
heh

Posted by: @votermom at October 29, 2015 07:07 PM (cbfNE)

237 I wonder if these people understand that fuccboi means "fa--ot". The origin of the term is prison bitch.

Posted by: Curious at October 29, 2015 07:07 PM (Q8iGK)

238 You're not truly an adult woman until you've filed rape charges against three or four different men.

Posted by: Chrissy Keenan at October 29, 2015 07:07 PM (Mrl1e)

239 Well, the guy made his saving throw against madness. So he's got that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2015 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

240 Tinder is where you go to smother your self respect

Posted by: ThunderB at October 29, 2015 07:08 PM (zOTsN)

241 husband of keenan, "well we are pregnant yay."

keenan, You got me this way buster without a contract or My consent, I'm gonna call the policia"

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 07:08 PM (gwDMH)

242
Part of the welcome freshman kit should include a large and imposing dildo to satisfy the feminist and those who hate the male affixed cock!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 29, 2015 07:08 PM (OiFtZ)

243 So, the upshot is I'll have a crappy peck-the-button-for-chicken-feed job that I can be replaced by an H1B in a heartbeat, live in a furnished shipping container, ride a loaner bicycle where I want to go, and jump through any hoop the government I've elected chooses to hold in front of me.

In return, I can get laid almost instantly by scrolling through an online catalog of STD-encrusted skanks. None of which will care if I fall into an open manhole and die after I've hauled her ashes.

Boy, what a great deal!

Posted by: Modern Mannish Kind of Guy at October 29, 2015 07:09 PM (DLu2s)

244 240 Tinder is where you go to smother your self respect
Posted by: ThunderB at October 29, 2015 07:08 PM (zOTsN)

Mine's already dead, so maybe I should check it out.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2015 07:09 PM (kpqmD)

245 And they said that chronic masturbation was risky...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2015 06:49 PM (o98Jz)

These days it's more of a survival strategy.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2015 06:51 PM (kpqmD)


Internet porn is producing a reverse Lysistrata.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 29, 2015 07:09 PM (JIElb)

246
I think Halloween is stupid, especially for adults.

BUT what I do like about Halloween is that millions of women dress up like cheap sluts, which, I imagine, drives the feminazis crazy. I like that.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 29, 2015 07:09 PM (9Izdv)

247 The guy wins the Haven Monaghan Award for ducking a bad situation.


For my part, I'd have smiled, nodded, politely excused myself to go to the men's room, where I'd have kicked out a window, crawled out, and split.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 29, 2015 07:10 PM (oKE6c)

248 Remember, under modern consent rules, only "yes" means "yes".

Of course, six months from now, I'm still free to decide that my "yes" really meant "no".

I reserve the right to destroy the life of any random male I run across...

Posted by: Chrissy Keenan at October 29, 2015 07:10 PM (Mrl1e)

249 i'm glad i'm no longer young (sorry to throw ice water around here)

i would hate having these new dating rituals.

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 07:10 PM (gwDMH)

250 "Not nearly hot enough.



http://tinyurl.com/pfljahu
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2015 06:30 PM (8ZskC) "

That guy in the middle looks very rapey. He's working the reverse psychology angle.


Posted by: Bill Cosby at October 29, 2015 07:10 PM (yB1PK)

251 Who knew Dave Chappell was such a prophet?

For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, look up his sex contact skit on YouTube.

Posted by: Blano at October 29, 2015 07:11 PM (uiVGU)

252 I was pointing out to someone recently, this is my tv. I picked up remote. Clicked a couple times. Seconds later, a menu. Scroll down. Porn menu. Click. Forty web sites, each with 1080 half hour to hour long stuff. Hundreds per each site. Every genre available, pick your preversion, someone is filming it. Why would any guy waste his time on an actual flesh and blood female, who insinuates jail may be in his future when that kind of technology is in his grasp?

The 'War on Women' has never been that. Exactly the opposite. Glad this guy bowed out before he became some make believe statistic.

At least now these women get free ObamaCare contraception in the exceptionally remote possibility they find some male stupid enough to play their game.

Posted by: the guy with a six inch scar at October 29, 2015 07:11 PM (7v/r5)

253 ritual disemboweling"

So is that better or worse than say, a "casual disemboweling"?

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 29, 2015 07:11 PM (C9pBZ)

254 And seriously what college girl has to go to the Internet to get male attention. Like ever

Posted by: ThunderB at October 29, 2015 07:12 PM (zOTsN)

255 This woman is silly. She's nothing more than foolish. The young man was right to back away. The idea that there is an app that purports to bring strangers together for a meaningless sexual encounter is cheap and degrading. What in the world is wrong with these people?

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 29, 2015 07:12 PM (dFi94)

256 she'll file a discrimination suit.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 29, 2015 07:13 PM (0O7c5)

257 So is that better or worse than say, a "casual disemboweling"?

Posted by: anon a mouse
---------------

You did see the video of the guy being chased by the Cheetah (or was it Leopard?) didn't you?

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at October 29, 2015 07:13 PM (9mTYi)

258 We're going to ban pornography too - it's just too much competition for me.

Posted by: Chrissy Keenan at October 29, 2015 07:13 PM (Mrl1e)

259 ritual disemboweling"

So is that better or worse than say, a "casual disemboweling"?


It never hurts to apply some production values.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2015 07:13 PM (8ZskC)

260 However, meeting a complete stranger that you 'met' on a sex site at an empty house is just asking for more than sex.

Rape, more rape, and ritual disemboweling come to mind right off the bat.



Ted Bundy was just before his time.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 29, 2015 07:13 PM (oKE6c)

261
If you have an erection that lasts longer than 4 seconds you must be wearing earplugs.

Posted by: wth at October 29, 2015 07:13 PM (wAQA5)

262 >>Who knew Dave Chappell was such a prophet?

Heh. And Chris Rock joked that the best place to find a date is at an abortion rally - because you know she'll take care of it should she get preggars.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 07:13 PM (NOIQH)

263 Here's the dirty, and I mean dirty, little secret about so-called feminists:

They are really just obnoxious sadists who act out their complex with fake feminist causes because they can neither cope neither admit their true nature, i.e., to dominate and subjugate people, men in particular.


Although somewhat brutal in honesty for these bints, that was the Thread Winner.

The world is full of broken people.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 29, 2015 07:13 PM (LUgeY)

264 grammie, sit with me in the older persons corner.

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 07:13 PM (gwDMH)

265 She's got a GREAT BIG ASS, and you'd be CRAZY to put YOUR HEAD ALL THE WAY UP IT!

Posted by: Lieutenant Vincent Hanna Changes With The Times at October 29, 2015 07:14 PM (DLu2s)

266 srsly i thought Life was bewildering to me, I cannot imagine the new adults challenges

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 07:14 PM (gwDMH)

267 Can I charge all my cats with withholding consent?

Posted by: Chrissy Keenan at October 29, 2015 07:15 PM (Mrl1e)

268
Vags are to be worshiped and cocks are to be shamed into never rising to the occasion. Vag power!

Posted by: Chrissy Keenan at October 29, 2015 07:15 PM (OiFtZ)

269 What in the world is wrong with these people?
Posted by: grammie winger
---------------

Socially induced pathological pandemic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2015 07:15 PM (9mTYi)

270 moves my walker .

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 07:15 PM (gwDMH)

271 >>What in the world is wrong with these people?


They've utterly destroyed any normal dating, male-female courting rituals, and they've reduced sex to being nothing more meaningful than scratching an itch.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 07:15 PM (NOIQH)

272 grammie, sit with me in the older persons corner.

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 07:13 PM (gwDMH)
=============================================

Thanks willow. I know a lot of 20 somethings and 30 somethings that would also scratch their heads over this kind of crap. Not everyone has their inner compass set to "Self Destruction".

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 29, 2015 07:16 PM (dFi94)

273 I still can't understand why people are so willing to give in to this very obvious madness.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 29, 2015 07:16 PM (LUgeY)

274 If this tinder thing is a means of contacting someone and agreeing to have sex without the preliminaries of A) a date, B) courting, C) marriage, then wouldn't it, by default, be consent? Why would she need more consent if she was the one who initiated the request for an intimate relationship? Or do I misunderstand all of this completely?

Posted by: Moki at October 29, 2015 07:16 PM (x303I)

275 It puts the lotion in the basket.

Posted by: Future Chrissy Keenan at October 29, 2015 07:16 PM (Mrl1e)

276 IIRC, there were statistics on the jump in STDs blamed on Tinder.

Tinder sounds like the Herpes Tree.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2015 07:16 PM (rjtGa)

277 I know all my rights.

You have the right to go fuck yourself.

Literally.

Posted by: esprit d'escalier at October 29, 2015 07:17 PM (Br6Yh)

278 Here here Grammie. It's destructive, it damages your soul

Posted by: ThunderB at October 29, 2015 07:17 PM (zOTsN)

279 What in the world is wrong with these people?

Posted by: grammie winger


In another time, this chick would be frozen with hysterical paralysis.

Man ... those were the days ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2015 07:17 PM (zc3Db)

280 I bet her dog scratches at the door to get out every time she grabs the peanut butter.

Posted by: wth at October 29, 2015 07:18 PM (wAQA5)

281 That was up over at David Thompson's, chick sounds like a real hunk-magnet, huh?

Posted by: Uncle Jed at October 29, 2015 07:18 PM (OmBeX)

282 >>Tinder sounds like the Herpes Tree.


Yep.

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/s/
tinder-other-dating-apps-cause-std-rates-skyrocket-215036078.html?nf=1

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 07:18 PM (NOIQH)

283 No, I'm sorry, if she were that way, she'd already be there. We live in the age of closet heteros not homos.



Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 29, 2015 06:37 PM (E5UB0)

Not necessary. Some womyn go ghey after continued rejection and then seduction by some other lesbo.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 29, 2015 07:18 PM (jJRIy)

284 grammie, i would never know about this stuff if it wasn't for ace.
and i'm kinda hippy hipsterish

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 07:19 PM (gwDMH)

285 Hold it. 'Tinder' is real ?!

Hell, I thought it was a misspelling being mocked.
*moves to Old Peoples corner*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2015 07:19 PM (9mTYi)

286 I'm going to become a sex worker, collect the money, and then charge my clients with rape.

Win-Win!

Posted by: Future Chrissy Keenan at October 29, 2015 07:19 PM (Mrl1e)

287 In another time, this chick would be frozen with hysterical paralysis.

Man ... those were the days ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 29, 2015 07:17 PM (zc3Db)

lol, smack.

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 07:19 PM (gwDMH)

288 They've utterly destroyed any normal dating, male-female courting rituals, and they've reduced sex to being nothing more meaningful than scratching an itch.

Oh brave new world, that has such creatures in it!

Posted by: Uncle Jed at October 29, 2015 07:20 PM (OmBeX)

289 271 >>What in the world is wrong with these people?


They've utterly destroyed any normal dating, male-female courting rituals, and they've reduced sex to being nothing more meaningful than scratching an itch.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 07:15 PM (NOIQH)

This. Also, new post on an H1B visa replacing the old post.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2015 07:20 PM (kpqmD)

290 I can't wait until I make my way back to South Korea.



I was in the hospital after my surgery for 17 days. Around Valentine's Day, at night I managed to dress myself, dragged my IV with me and went Valentine's Day shopping for the nurses.



I had too much candy. A couple of young Korean women saw me, smiled and I handed them each a small chocolate and wished them 'Happy Valentine's Day.' They giggled, were pleasantly surprised and we all went about our lives. There were a few schoolgirls in the hospital lobby. Gave them some chocolate on my way back up to my floor. They were happy.




Some cultures are just superior to others.





Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2015 07:20 PM (AC0lD)

291 Mike, well man, move that walker set up for our new shtick in life!

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 07:20 PM (gwDMH)

292 noooood

Posted by: Doom Rider at October 29, 2015 07:20 PM (ImLO6)

293 Hey everybody, were aren't getting laid!

Posted by: Al Czervik at October 29, 2015 07:21 PM (2iV3X)

294 Nood. Thanks for commenting in this thread so often, willow.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2015 07:21 PM (7+WUk)

295 So, to recap:

Feminists have made normal masculinity a crime, to the point where most sane young men want nothing to do with them.

Our society is importing Muslim men at an increasing pace.

Precisely what chance does a feminized society have against an aggressive, violent, hyper-masculine one?

Posted by: rickl at October 29, 2015 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

296 "Precisely what chance does a feminized society have against an aggressive, violent, hyper-masculine one?"

Oh, great chances - take it from me.

Posted by: The Late Roman Empire at October 29, 2015 07:22 PM (Mrl1e)

297 grammie, i would never know about this stuff if it wasn't for ace.

and i'm kinda hippy hipsterish

Posted by: willow at October 29, 2015 07:19 PM (gwDMH)
===========================

I hear ya willow. I'm not hippy anymore, not since the early 70's anyway. But even in the era of "Free Love", I don't think too many people had this in mind. "Love the One You're With" isn't exactly "Have Sex with Someone You Met Through a Whore App And Then Accuse Theme of Rape". It doesn't even have a good melody line.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 29, 2015 07:23 PM (dFi94)

298 290-wait, could it be because South Korea is very ...traditional!!!??...

It is also very interesting that South Korea is the largest sender of missionaries of any country in the world.



Hope you have recovered from your surgery and doing well.

Posted by: Moki at October 29, 2015 07:25 PM (x303I)

299 ""Precisely what chance does a feminized society have against an aggressive, violent, hyper-masculine one?"

It's very simple - you invite the aggressive, violent, hyper-masculine people into your country, and then you buy them off with "benefits" and other bribes.

Works great!

For awhile.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at October 29, 2015 07:26 PM (Mrl1e)

300 >"Have Sex with Someone You Met Through a Whore App And Then Accuse Theme of Rape". It doesn't even have a good melody line.


Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2015 07:27 PM (NOIQH)

301
Reading this shit makes me think giving my soul to my ginger so many years ago was truly a remarkable thing.

Always maintained I got the better of that deal.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 29, 2015 07:27 PM (jeCnD)

302 "And they said that chronic masturbation was risky...



Not for an old hand..."





Just sitting here....cleaning my glasses.


That reminds me of some 10-15 years back in the Chicago area listening to the radio and Kevin Matthews and his crew (Dorothy, Jimmy, etc.) were on and were coming up with a list of euphemisms for the ahem, above topic.

My favorite from the bunch?

"Cuffing the governor".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 29, 2015 07:29 PM (PMGbu)

303 Words young Chrissy will never hear: "Mom, I'd like you to meet Chrissy."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 29, 2015 07:35 PM (oKE6c)

304 Guys, only one true protection against rape accusation.

"Hi, I'm Kaytlunne."
"Hello. My name is Richard and the person accompanying me with the GoPro is my lawyer, Pat Weston. Before we begin I think we should go through these legal documents that will define the terms and conditions of our relationship. To start with, I would call your attention to the clause on page 33 that governs conduct during accidental physical contact during the act of reviewing of legal documents...."

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at October 29, 2015 07:35 PM (uPxUo)

305 Remember that game called surgery or operation? You had to pic up "parts" and not touch parts of the body or a buzzer would sound and there would be a red flashing light?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 29, 2015 07:42 PM (iQIUe)

306 It is also very interesting that South Korea is the largest sender of missionaries of any country in the world.







Hope you have recovered from your surgery and doing well.

Posted by: Moki at October 29, 2015 07:25 PM (x303I)


Yes, the Canadian medical system did wonders too. I've made a 100% recovery from having my elbow broken in 4 places.


I found a small church in Korea. My minister's wife came to the hospital 17 straight days, even when her second grandchild was born, to wash me every morning. I love that woman and miss my church. Amazing people.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2015 07:46 PM (AC0lD)

307 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2015 07:20 PM (AC0lD)

===============

They giggled b/c your gown was open in the back and everyone could see your hiney!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 29, 2015 07:56 PM (iQIUe)

308 Having checked it out, the most ironic part about Tinder: every female profile says that she's "not on here for hookups."

Posted by: Country Singer at October 29, 2015 08:06 PM (GUBah)

309 Dammit. Willowed.

Posted by: Country Singer at October 29, 2015 08:08 PM (GUBah)

310 you'all just one non-returned phone call away from the rape-activist re-remembering your encounter.

Like with the mattress, "fuck me in the butt" goes to "uh yeah, we were in sex but then he hit me thereby making it rape, no sorry there's no corroboration."

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 29, 2015 08:09 PM (ajMhd)

311 You would get better odds sticking your manhood in a wood chipper.

Posted by: Myiq2xu at October 29, 2015 08:34 PM (5fSr7)

312 311 You would get better odds sticking your manhood in a wood chipper.
Posted by: Myiq2xu at October 29, 2015 08:34 PM (5fSr7)



That may be the latest threadwinner ever.

Posted by: rickl at October 29, 2015 08:40 PM (sdi6R)

313 Thankfully, they are not reproducing.

Posted by: Mike K at October 29, 2015 08:57 PM (5namt)

314 He should sue her for calling him a "fuckboy".

Posted by: BHO at October 29, 2015 09:34 PM (4QW48)

315 Whose bitch this be?

Posted by: JoeC at October 29, 2015 09:55 PM (wJ0uD)

316 More ashamed of my alma mater every day. Least I get a good laugh when they harass me for money.

Posted by: Sjg at October 29, 2015 11:48 PM (gDSJf)

317 Chrissy , you are one dumb bitch.

Posted by: Hedy at October 30, 2015 12:57 AM (4ugnK)

318 Alternate title of the NY Mag post: Hooking Up When You're A Douchenozzle

Posted by: MeWillikers at October 30, 2015 02:21 AM (td3zh)

319 89

Not nearly hot enough.


I was expecting 350 pounds, coke-bottle glasses and a casually-arranged face.

*
*
Give her time. She'll get there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 30, 2015 10:54 AM (J4fZ+)

320 hahaha

Posted by: ploome at October 30, 2015 10:56 AM (YMH9o)

321 Romeo played it pretty well, but he missed an opportunity to really play Little Miss Gravyspoons like a fiddle. A pro would've gamed this a little before nexting her.

Posted by: General Zod at October 30, 2015 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)

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