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Bobby...first.
Posted by: Poll at October 28, 2015 06:02 PM (TbFL/) 2
First
Posted by: No way at October 28, 2015 06:03 PM (om/hI) 3
3rd?
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 28, 2015 06:03 PM (E5UB0) 4
Key words for tonight's drinking game?
Posted by: No way at October 28, 2015 06:04 PM (om/hI) 5
Ok. Again, that will have to do.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 28, 2015 06:04 PM (E5UB0) 6
Patacki is in the race?
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at October 28, 2015 06:06 PM (bA+CL) 7
I think I'll watch something else...like the dance sequence from Exorcist II.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 28, 2015 06:06 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 28, 2015 06:06 PM (E5UB0) Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2015 06:07 PM (pEusi) 10
I bought some nails the other day, think I'll watch them rust instead.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 28, 2015 06:07 PM (xInes) Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at October 28, 2015 06:07 PM (bA+CL) 12
I have to wash my hair.
Posted by: No way at October 28, 2015 06:08 PM (om/hI) 13
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Key words for tonight's drinking game? Posted by: No way at October 28, 2015 06:04 PM (om/hI) Abortion, social justice, blimp rape Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2015 06:09 PM (AC0lD) 14
There's room for the blimp.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 28, 2015 06:10 PM (FkBIv) 15
Immigration
Posted by: No way at October 28, 2015 06:10 PM (om/hI) 16
Holy crap, that budget deal gives the feds the ability to spend freely until March 2017! They don't even bother naming a new debt limit. SMOD/DeathBalloon 2016! Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2015 06:11 PM (ODxAs) 17
The big debate or my first Brazilian wax....
The big debate or my first Brazilian wax..... The big debate or m...... Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2015 06:12 PM (AC0lD) 18
Begging for votes
Posted by: No way at October 28, 2015 06:12 PM (om/hI) 19
So Rind Paul Corpus Christie (as my mother mistakenly calls him) have lousy green rooms for the debate.
Posted by: Baldy at October 28, 2015 06:13 PM (sEXjW) 20
I was pressed with Trump in Iowa. He walked off the stage and into the crowd so he could talk to a Vet in a wheelchair.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 28, 2015 06:16 PM (xInes) 21
Bonus points to Jindal if can work in the word 'pudknocker.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 28, 2015 06:17 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Joke Biden at October 28, 2015 06:17 PM (lqmAz) 23
This Jindle guy... he's pitching for the Royals?
The guy with the funny Predator hair thing going? Used to pitch for the Reds. No thanks... I'll root for the guy from New York with the funny hair. Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2015 06:17 PM (TOk1P) Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2015 06:18 PM (NOIQH) 25
So Rind Paul Corpus Christie (as my mother mistakenly calls him) have lousy green rooms for the debate.
Posted by: Baldy Probably superfluous considering they have campaign touring buses. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2015 06:18 PM (JmGFJ) 26
I love Jindal but he made a tactical error, he opened up two fronts.
Posted by: Dirigible One at October 28, 2015 06:18 PM (mcm0N) Posted by: Nip Sip at October 28, 2015 06:19 PM (jJRIy) 28
"Illegal
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at October 28, 2015 06:19 PM (NTbr4) 29
ORCA or bust .... BINGO!!!
Posted by: sophistahick at October 28, 2015 06:20 PM (YadRG) 30
Graham has his big girl pants on tonight. He's not a very convincing tough guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2015 06:20 PM (/tuJf) 31
I'm off to see Lugosi's "Dracula". I'll expect a full debate report upon my return.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 28, 2015 06:20 PM (jR7Wy) 32
I like Jindal, but think he's been stomped by likes of Carly & Kasich.
Get rid of those two & move Bobby up. Christie & Huckabee also have to go. Posted by: Carol at October 28, 2015 06:21 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: Miss Lindsey at October 28, 2015 06:21 PM (lqmAz) 34
I'm going to listen to Levin.
Posted by: Carol at October 28, 2015 06:22 PM (sj3Ax) 35
Go Royals?
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 28, 2015 06:22 PM (k9qR4) 36
The undercard debate is like the special Olympics...its all retards
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 06:25 PM (uJK1E) 37
Dummkopfs!!! Exkremente!!!
Posted by: Ferdinand von Zeppelin at October 28, 2015 06:25 PM (wAQA5) Posted by: Kiddy Table Party Favor at October 28, 2015 06:25 PM (vBeA5) 39
Miss Lindsey comes out.... in favor of AGW. That should get him a few % point.... right.
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at October 28, 2015 06:25 PM (bA+CL) 40
heh. Lindsey's a democrat except for his uncharacteristic love for killin' some Muslims.
Posted by: Fritz at October 28, 2015 06:26 PM (3tjn4) 41
You know what I heard on the radio today? That in schools our Math scores have dropped in the 4th and 8th grade testing. They said part of that is because some of the stuff on the 4th grade testing is no longer taught in 4th grade. Thanks Common Core!
Bet no one brings that up tonight with Jeb there. Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2015 06:26 PM (z/Ubi) 42
Run away, run away from Miss Lindsey aaaaa-aahahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctwqa3QCwMw Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 06:27 PM (aLXXe) 43
My 5 year old and I watched Lugosi's Dracula for the first time last week. We both liked it. Did the Spanish version have some of the same footage? I bought the Universal collection of 8 movies and need to watch 4 or so more before Halloween.
Posted by: Vbjonny at October 28, 2015 06:27 PM (NX9H4) 44
I'm not watching it...I waiting for Rush to tell me what I'm 'spose to think about it...
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 06:27 PM (uJK1E) 45
I dislike just about everything about Graham but he is right about one thing, we are running against an out and proud communist and a shameless liar. And things aren't looking all that promising.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2015 06:28 PM (/tuJf) 46
Miss Lindsey actually said something that made me chuckle. In re: The Bern, "The number two guy on the Democrat side went to the USSR for his honeymoon and never came back." I lol'd.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 28, 2015 06:28 PM (KkVB6) 47
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"Illegal Posted by: Miley's Tongue at October 28, 2015 06:19 PM (NTbr4) Yeah forgot that also. Fence Debt ISIS Posted by: Nip Sip at October 28, 2015 06:28 PM (jJRIy) 48
heh. Lindsey's a democrat except for his uncharacteristic love for killin' some Muslims.
Posted by: Fritz at October 28, 2015 06:26 PM (3tjn4) But he doesn't even do that correctly. Lady Lindsay is all about fighting with our arms tied behind our back - to make it sporting. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2015 06:28 PM (zc3Db) Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at October 28, 2015 06:29 PM (veJi0) 50
#Luftballons
Posted by: Jen Psocki at October 28, 2015 06:29 PM (Dwehj) 51
So wish Jindal would get a closer look from folks. I really like him.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 28, 2015 06:30 PM (KkVB6) 52
My 5 year old and I watched Lugosi's Dracula for the
first time last week. We both liked it. Did the Spanish version have some of the same footage? I bought the Universal collection of 8 movies and need to watch 4 or so more before Halloween. Posted by: Vbjonny at October 28, 2015 06:27 PM (NX9H4) Both versions were filmed on the same sets, same days, with the English (Lugosi) version filmed during the day, the Spanish version at night. They had a much tighter schedule because of the limited hours available to them, but critics almost universally (pun intended) consider the Spanish version superior. I have the same dvd too, but haven't watched the Spanish one either. Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2015 06:30 PM (TOk1P) Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 06:30 PM (uJK1E) 54
Wait, is this the JV squad?
Posted by: Fritz at October 28, 2015 06:30 PM (3tjn4) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 28, 2015 06:31 PM (FkBIv) 56
I don't know a lot about Jindal. A few years ago some of the LA Morons were not real happy with him though.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 28, 2015 06:31 PM (t2KH5) 57
TCM has shown Laurel and Hardy short films that they did in Spanish.Apparently they filmed at least some in both languages.
Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2015 06:32 PM (8HTq1) 58
I would make mooseknuckle mincemeat of them all.
Posted by: Candy Growler at October 28, 2015 06:32 PM (Dwehj) 59
Oh, sure.....it's our fault that you never actually read it....
Posted by: Nena at October 28, 2015 06:32 PM (EzgxV) 60
I like Jindal and Cruz. A lot. I'd actually campaign/give money to either of them.
What will I get? Jeb F'ing Bush. Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2015 06:32 PM (OWndX) 61
I'm not watching this debate....if your in 13th place......kindly fuck off
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 06:32 PM (uJK1E) 62
Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2015 06:26 PM (z/Ubi)
Even better is one school in California that will give out C's to any student that simply does nothing. The only education they need is to check the 'D' in the voting booth.... Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2015 06:33 PM (AC0lD) 63
I know it's a classic but Lugosi's overacting turns me off that version of Dracula.
Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2015 06:33 PM (8HTq1) 64
I don't know a lot about Jindal. A few years ago some of the LA Morons were not real happy with him though.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 28, 2015 06:31 PM (t2KH5) If you put him in a room with Dinesh D'Souza and M. Night Shamalamadingdong, I don't even think their wives would know which one was which. Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2015 06:33 PM (TOk1P) 65
Thanks, Burt. I started the Spanish one the other night but only watched about 10 minutes. I thought I recognized some of the same footage, such as dracula as a bat driving the carriage. I heard the spanish version was much longer (and sexier) but I wasn't sure how much of it was the actual same footage.
Also, the 3D bluray of Creature from the Black Lagoon has a really good 3d effect (if you have the right kind of tv). Also only watched the first 10 minutes of that. Posted by: Vbjonny at October 28, 2015 06:33 PM (NX9H4) Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 28, 2015 06:33 PM (oVJmc) 67
oh boy, i wish i had alcohol .
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:33 PM (gwDMH) 68
Scat porn has more substance than this "debate".
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 28, 2015 06:34 PM (4ErVI) 69
I think recently the cajun contingent here were saying that Jindal wasn't paying l'attention to his own etat.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 06:34 PM (aLXXe) 70
Afternoon all..
Hope everyone is well....Been away and busy...I see the Boner/Ryan 2 step fucked us on the budget...nothing has changed Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2015 06:34 PM (Q0JX/) 71
did you know there are no words in the English language that rhyme with Shamalamadingdong
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 06:35 PM (uJK1E) 72
If you put him in a room with Dinesh D'Souza and M. Night Shamalamadingdong, I don't even think their wives would know which one was which.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2015 06:33 PM (TOk1P) Shamalamadingding is the one with the Brahmin string. D'Souze is the one in the orange jumpsuit. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2015 06:35 PM (zc3Db) 73
Every question is loaded. Loaded with left wing bullshit. Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 28, 2015 06:35 PM (/QyKy) 74
68 Scat porn has more substance than this "debate".
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 28, 2015 06:34 PM (4ErVI) ------------------------------------------------- Thread winner Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 06:36 PM (uJK1E) 75
Graham wants to help the middle class...by importing cheap labor and fighting ISIS all over the world. Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 28, 2015 06:36 PM (/QyKy) 76
Jindal's my favorite. He's smart about the way he sticks it to Dems. Smart doesn't win in today's America.
Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at October 28, 2015 06:37 PM (FFIoe) Posted by: Dirigible One at October 28, 2015 06:37 PM (mcm0N) 78
I don't think I can watch this one. Why do we even still have the losers second tire debate still going on? Half the guys on the main stage shouldn't be there either. This is the MFM playing the GOPe again for ratings and to set up candidates to make them sound and look foolish.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 28, 2015 06:37 PM (EdhH3) 79
who is this debate moderator?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2015 06:37 PM (AkOaV) 80
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at October 28, 2015 06:37 PM (GwIKd) 81
so does the Media have their scripts telling us what WE will think and what was actually said ,ready?
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:37 PM (gwDMH) 82
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Miss Lindsey comes out.... in favor of AGW. That should get him a few % point.... right. Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at October 28, 2015 06:25 PM (bA+CL) He is only in the race to make sure no conservative wins SC. But that was a premature action by the RNCe. It is highly debatable if there is a conservative in the race. He is going to find out that he doesn't control the other States Republican Parties and he will drop out immediately after SC. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 28, 2015 06:37 PM (t2KH5) 83
Graham wants to help the middle class...by importing cheap labor and fighting ISIS all over the world.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 28, 2015 06:36 PM (/QyKy) Just don't pour water on their faces. That's torture. Posted by: Lady Lindsay at October 28, 2015 06:37 PM (zc3Db) 84
yo-
yo Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:37 PM (gwDMH) 85
Lyndsey Graham has no idea which direction to look. His head may fall off.
Posted by: no good deed at October 28, 2015 06:38 PM (GgxVX) 86
Santelli loves to hear himself talk.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2015 06:38 PM (/tuJf) 87
You guys debating policy?
Posted by: fluffy the flounder at October 28, 2015 06:38 PM (2iV3X) 88
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Every question is loaded. Loaded with left wing bullshit. Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 28, 2015 06:35 PM (/QyKy) Not exactly a shock. Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 28, 2015 06:38 PM (KkVB6) 89
D'Souza got as close as anyone will ever get into Obama's head (besides Reggie). "2016" nailed it (figuratively). IMO
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, another postcolonial at October 28, 2015 06:38 PM (aLXXe) 90
alright you guys i'm counting on you to tell me (Do not have tv in this part of the house)
what is what Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:39 PM (gwDMH) 91
And there goes Harwood with his Candy Crowley moment. Unbelievable.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2015 06:40 PM (/tuJf) 92
**hears Pataki insult SCOAM**
**springs into action** Must shield The Precious! This economy is the best in the world!!! Posted by: John Limpwood at October 28, 2015 06:40 PM (lqmAz) 93
mooseknuckle (somebody had to say it)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 06:40 PM (uJK1E) 94
SCOAM*F*
Posted by: John Limpwood at October 28, 2015 06:40 PM (lqmAz) 95
>>> Jindal's my favorite.
Not ready to go that far, but I like him a lot. Our loss will be Louisiana's gain. Posted by: fluffy at October 28, 2015 06:40 PM (2iV3X) 96
Here we go again with the "worst recovery" bullshit. Mitt Romney said this too. It's like saying obama's policies are working but not well enough. Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 28, 2015 06:40 PM (/QyKy) 97
Can one of the rocket surgeons here explain to me the $1.6B Louisiana budget shortfall? I know there was less-than-projected oil revenue... was there anything else that contributed?
Posted by: ttl at October 28, 2015 06:41 PM (W012r) 98
so which candidate will bow under to all the left wing questions and admit they killed a kitten?
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 06:41 PM (uJK1E) 99
This economy is the best in the world!!!
^^^^ May have overtaken Grahamnesty's commie comments about Sanders for most LOL comment of the nit. Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 28, 2015 06:41 PM (KkVB6) 100
>>>>> And there goes Harwood with his Candy Crowley moment. Unbelievable.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2015 06:40 PM ------- Please recount, JackStraw. You're making me want to watch this Posted by: L, Elle at October 28, 2015 06:41 PM (EdhH3) 101
Night, not nit. Stupid machine.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 28, 2015 06:41 PM (KkVB6) 102
He is going to find out that he doesn't control the other States Republican Parties and he will drop out immediately after SC.
-------------- I know, Vic. I'm just wondering what BushPAC3 is paying him to be-clown himself further. Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at October 28, 2015 06:41 PM (bA+CL) 103
so does the Media have their scripts telling us what WE will think and what was actually said ,ready?
You liked Kasich. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 28, 2015 06:42 PM (oVJmc) 104
Can one of the rocket surgeons here explain to me the $1.6B Louisiana budget shortfall? I know there was less-than-projected oil revenue... was there anything else that contributed?
Posted by: ttl at October 28, 2015 06:41 PM (W012r) $1.6B? They could have sent a team to wrangle that blimp, sold it back to Washington and had a surplus. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2015 06:43 PM (zc3Db) 105
Jindal Debate Thread - The only one that matters, and the one who shouldn't be there. Jindal is only there at all because CNBC loosed the criteria to essentially, "you just have to get 1% or better in one poll in one state". On his polling average he would have been Gilmored. He's a pity date. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 28, 2015 06:43 PM (kdS6q) 106
My LIV friend watched the trump interview on the today show with Matt Lauer. She liked Trump and thought Matt Lauer was nicer to Hillary.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2015 06:43 PM (BHl9S) 107
>>Please recount, JackStraw. You're making me want to watch this
Don't bother. I'm just bored. Santelli was asking Pataki about the policies of the Fed and Obama and Pataki was saying that this was the worst recovery since the depression and Harwood jumped in to defend the recovery. At least they aren't trying as hard to hide their bias these days. Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2015 06:43 PM (/tuJf) 108
Well, time for me to shut it down for the night and get ready for sleep. Have to get up early for those morning links.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 28, 2015 06:44 PM (t2KH5) 109
Pappy, lol well no, But He acknowledges that also?
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:44 PM (gwDMH) 110
My guess on the next question....
"Mr. Jindal, you seem to have very weird religious beliefs.....do you teach your children that every time they masturbate God kills a puppy???" Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 06:44 PM (uJK1E) Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:44 PM (gwDMH) 112
How fitting is it that the Stupid Republicans choose the exact same day as that pervert Hastert pleading guilty to go ahead and anoint Paul Ryan as Speaker? I mean, how dumb are these Republicans?? Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 28, 2015 06:45 PM (/QyKy) 113
is that like unemployment, creates jobs(for whom) is good for the economy pelosi shit?
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:45 PM (gwDMH) 114
Really, a brewer monopoly is a pressing issue?! Geez.
Posted by: no good deed at October 28, 2015 06:45 PM (GgxVX) 115
The moderators are so combative. They constantly put the debaters on the defense. It only reinforces the fact that these candidates should never agree to this pot-shot venue.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 28, 2015 06:45 PM (CFc5L) 116
Hey a beer question, that got my attention. Pot question will be next?
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at October 28, 2015 06:45 PM (bA+CL) 117
what recovery!?
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:44 PM (gwDMH) Green shoots ... recovery summer ... unemployment at -4.7% ... you know. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2015 06:46 PM (zc3Db) 118
sooth how dumb?
i don't think they are dumb, i think they are a rope a dopers Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:46 PM (gwDMH) 119
did you know there are no words in the English language that rhyme with Shamalamadingdong Hammer, hammer, ping pong? Posted by: imp at October 28, 2015 06:46 PM (gVy6C) 120
was there anything else that contributed?
At a guess - in this case, not so much a guess as stuff I've been told by other Louisianans - there are a lot of welfare-eating moochers in that state. And here I'm going to be not-racist (for a change) and am going to point out that this moocherism is enthusiastically partaken by layabouts of several races in Louisiana. It ain't Texas. It's... well, New France. If there's a hands-on governor, the moochers find stuff to do. If there's not, they don't. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 06:46 PM (aLXXe) 121
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:44 PM (gwDMH)
According to Harwood, we have the bestest and most strongest economy in the universe. Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 28, 2015 06:46 PM (KkVB6) 122
Fun Fact: CNN As a boy, Jindal insisted on the name Bobby after "The Brady Brunch" character Came *this* close to being Marcia Jindal..... Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 28, 2015 06:46 PM (kdS6q) 123
House just passed the Bonehead F'ck you spending and no debt limit bill...
How letting the President borrow Money with no limit passes Constitutional muster , I have no idea... The Constitution is now officially a dead document IMO. Posted by: Destro at October 28, 2015 06:47 PM (qh617) 124
ThePrimordialOrderedPair , haha
i guess i should be glad i don't have a tv over here. It would drive me mad to watch the circus. or circle jerk as one of our very own peoples say. Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:47 PM (gwDMH) 125
how many second tier presidential candidates does it take to screw in a light-bulb.......who fuckin' cares??????
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 06:47 PM (uJK1E) 126
so we have a new 2 year budget?
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:48 PM (gwDMH) 127
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did you know there are no words in the English language that rhyme with Shamalamadingdong Hammer, hammer, ping pong? Posted by: imp at October 28, 2015 06:46 PM (gVy6C) I play Donkey Kong? Posted by: BB Wolf at October 28, 2015 06:48 PM (qh617) Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:49 PM (gwDMH) 129
Blimp Wranglers was my favorite Gene Autry movie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 28, 2015 06:49 PM (FkBIv) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 28, 2015 06:49 PM (kdS6q) 131
imp....dude...are you a rapper? wow!
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 06:49 PM (uJK1E) 132
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:47 PM (gwDMH)
I have a TV but I wouldn't watch this shit if you paid me. I'm just doing some blind commenting. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2015 06:49 PM (zc3Db) 133
I had no idea Pataki was a science lover.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2015 06:49 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Steck at October 28, 2015 06:49 PM (ibSYs) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 28, 2015 06:50 PM (FkBIv) 136
Anyone reading the chiron on the bottom of the screen with all the comments from the viewers?? Some are a hoot. "TransAnarchist" just commented "'level playing field'....for rich white guys" Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 28, 2015 06:50 PM (/QyKy) 137
$1.6B? They could have sent a team to wrangle that blimp, sold it back to Washington and had a surplus.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 28, 2015 06:43 PM (zc3Db) Great solution! So how did LA get there to begin with? Posted by: ttl at October 28, 2015 06:50 PM (W012r) 138
Man made global warming questions, maybe I shouldn't have put it on
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2015 06:50 PM (gE2Li) 139
Rand Paul and Ted Cruz said they were going to filibuster the budget in the senate....
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 06:50 PM (uJK1E) 140
Update us tomorrow on how you're progressing with Hound of the Baskervilles, Ace. I'm sure you can read it all in 2 days - it's not really a novel, more a novella in length. And once you start, it's easy to keep reading.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2015 06:51 PM (gjLib) 141
Pataki and Miss Lindsay all in on gorebull enwarmening.
Posted by: Old Blue at October 28, 2015 06:51 PM (9iR5/) Posted by: PRC Army Hacksaw Unit #12 at October 28, 2015 06:51 PM (0dcbp) 143
Inequality questions, has there been any non lefty talking points
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2015 06:51 PM (gE2Li) 144
ThePrimordialOrderedPair, i usually Try to watch because if i read what newspapers or TV said about it i would be totally led astray.
but i trust you guys to pick out the choice pieces of ; lunacy. catcalls, lies, obfuscations, cheats, media malfeasance, informational shut downs Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:52 PM (gwDMH) 145
Rand Paul and Ted Cruz ....are doing it because they hate American or something.....I'm sure CBS will tell us
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 06:52 PM (uJK1E) 146
This is unwatchable. I'm starting to think polling is pretty accurate, these guys should be at the bottom of the barrel.
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at October 28, 2015 06:52 PM (bA+CL) 147
I had no idea Pataki was a science lover.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2015 06:49 PM (/tuJf) He loves science so sexually, he goes bareback with the hockey stick... Posted by: Kiddy Table Party Favor at October 28, 2015 06:52 PM (vBeA5) 148
Video keeps cutting out but sound doesn't
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2015 06:52 PM (gE2Li) 149
Not watching it. Tried to watch a couple recommended scary movies on Netflix and bailed on them. Any thriller ish suggestions? Not gross like saw.
Posted by: Lea at October 28, 2015 06:53 PM (vmMMi) 150
Rand Paul and Ted Cruz said they were going to filibuster the budget in the senate....
I'd take that more seriously if THEY WOULD ACTUALLY ATTEND SENATE VOTES. They DID NOT ATTEND THE VOTE SIGNING AWAY OUR FREEDOMS. except for Miss Lindsey (ahahha)... who voted for it. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 06:53 PM (aLXXe) 151
Linseed Graham is Greg Stillson.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 28, 2015 06:53 PM (4ErVI) 152
Nvm, he addressed it.
Posted by: ttl at October 28, 2015 06:53 PM (W012r) 153
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/27/cisa-cybersecurity-bill-senate-vote
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 06:53 PM (aLXXe) 154
Bertram they act as reprehensible louts.
all of them Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:54 PM (gwDMH) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 28, 2015 06:54 PM (kdS6q) 156
and irresponsible
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:54 PM (gwDMH) 157
Graham never stops talking.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2015 06:55 PM (/tuJf) 158
So did they ask them why they want to kill Women by making them go to back alley abortionists? How about illegals?
Posted by: donna at October 28, 2015 06:55 PM (/dSsq) 159
Who the hell is Graham looking at, seriously? He knows beer all right. I think there is a kegerator in the lectern.
Posted by: no good deed at October 28, 2015 06:55 PM (GgxVX) 160
Is Jan Gilmore there? Haven't seen him since the first junior debate. I really think he's got the inside track to the nomination.
Posted by: Brian Dead at October 28, 2015 06:55 PM (Y8P5w) 161
Lea...a good one on Netflix is Flawless
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Who the hell is Graham looking at, seriously? He knows beer all right. I think there is a kegerator in the lectern. Posted by: no good deed at October 28, 2015 06:55 PM (GgxVX) Does Zima come in kegs? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 28, 2015 06:56 PM (4ErVI) 163
Social security is doomed because. I wouldn't vote for Ms Linsey if he was running against chairman Hildabeast
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2015 06:56 PM (gE2Li) 164
more of a who dun it though
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 06:56 PM (uJK1E) 165
>>The only one that matters, and the one who shouldn't be there.
I agree. But someone today called him a loser who should drop out. Powerful analysis well worth six figures of donor cash. Posted by: Y-not at October 28, 2015 06:56 PM (t5zYU) 166
160 Is Jan Gilmore there? Haven't seen him since the first junior debate. I really think he's got the inside track to the nomination.
That will leave Graham as runner up in the Junior Miss contest... Posted by: donna at October 28, 2015 06:56 PM (/dSsq) 167
Posted by: Lea at October 28, 2015 06:53 PM (vmMMi)
The Cabin In The Woods. Tongue in cheek horror movie. Excellent. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2015 06:56 PM (Zu3d9) 168
So did they ask them why they want to kill Women by making them go to back alley abortionists?
Posted by: donna Hell no when they are all making a lot of cash parting out the babies. Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:57 PM (gwDMH) 169
Lindsey is stomping and chomping like he needs to evacuate a couple of liters of Coors.
Posted by: Fritz at October 28, 2015 06:57 PM (3tjn4) 170
Every Senator on that stage can blow me.
Even a futile and stupid gesture against that bill would have been enough. Elizabeth Warren was there to make that futile and stupid gesture. So was Bernie Sanders. Graham was there (to vote the wrong way). The other Senators here, including Rand Paul and Ted Cruz, ducked out. For people who claimed to care about the Constitution, they weren't there to vote on a measure that was, exactly, a Constitutional issue. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 06:57 PM (aLXXe) 171
As a boy, Jindal insisted on the name Bobby after "The Brady Brunch" character
Came *this* close to being Marcia Jindal..... Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 28, 2015 06:46 PM (kdS6q) ... Is Jan Gilmore there? Haven't seen him since the first junior debate. I really think he's got the inside track to the nomination. Posted by: Brian Dead at October 28, 2015 06:55 PM (Y8P5w) Marsha Jindal! Marsha Jindal! Marsha Jindal! Posted by: Jan Gilmore at October 28, 2015 06:58 PM (vBeA5) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 28, 2015 06:58 PM (FkBIv) 173
Anyone have a link so that I can watch this shitshow and not have to pay money to Time-Warner?
i.e., I don't have cable and CNBS can suck it. Posted by: CozMark at October 28, 2015 06:58 PM (CbGSW) 174
The 1963 version of The Haunting.
When my wife and I started dating, I brought that one over for us to watch. Then I left her alone in that dark, dark house. Heheheheh. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 28, 2015 06:58 PM (oVJmc) 175
I loved Lindsey Graham in the Bionic Girl or the $250,000 Woman or the Hundred Thousand Dollar Chick or whatever the heck it was called. I miss the 70s.
Posted by: Brian Dead at October 28, 2015 06:58 PM (Y8P5w) 176
So.... today...
The GOP in the Senate voted to make it so they don't need a warrant to get information on you if held by a third party on the internet... like the cloud, or your email... and the House is ceding the power of the purse, and the ability to borrow money, to the President, until after the next election. Uh.... just why the F should someone like me support the Republican Party??? When it passes UNCONSTITUTIONAL shit? Posted by: BB Wolf at October 28, 2015 06:59 PM (qh617) 177
The other Senators here, including Rand Paul and Ted Cruz, ducked out. For people who claimed to care about the Constitution, they weren't there to vote on a measure that was, exactly, a Constitutional issue.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 06:57 PM (aLXXe) well you know how it is people to see, stuff to do. don't write anything down that you don't want counted against you. Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 06:59 PM (gwDMH) 178
US Senate: Roll Call Vote, senate.gov, "Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act of 2015"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 06:59 PM (aLXXe) 179
Oh, another ambush of reflugicans is happening? I'll try to contain my excitement.
I enjoy watching comments on AoS about it. That's as deep into it as I can get. Just finished watching Star Trek Continues episode 5, "Divided We Stand," where Kirk and McCoy get thrust back into the US Civil War. Always enjoy when commenters here re-fight the "unpleasantness." I learn something every time. Although there are things to argue about in this episode (esp for those who don't think much of Lincoln), I thought in most ways in this show they did a good job. We sure did lose a lot of good humanity. ST Continues is the best of the Trek OS re-creations, especially with the casting coup of Doohan's son as "Scotty," and they seem to have a good budget. Especially notable in this ep was the reference to the real-life Union officer, James T. Kirk. Nothing like having half a century of Trek fandom behind you to build from. http://www.startrekcontinues.com/episodes.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_T._Kirk_(Union_officer) Posted by: mindful webworker - totally off-topic at October 28, 2015 06:59 PM (ACs58) 180
I think the original Exorcist is one of the scariest movies.... The music still gives Me the shivers...
Posted by: donna at October 28, 2015 06:59 PM (/dSsq) 181
The Talking Dead can be on demand as I'm trying to figure if Glenn is dead or did he get under the dumpster
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2015 06:59 PM (gE2Li) 182
"That in schools our Math scores have dropped in the 4th and 8th grade
testing. They said part of that is because some of the stuff on the 4th grade testing is no longer taught in 4th grade. Thanks Common Core!" Big thanks also to Arne Duncan. Who brought the Chicago Way to federal educational policy. Duncan's big achievement in Shitcargo was getting the high school graduation rate up. From something like 47% to 51%. Boy howdy! Now there's a man with his head on straight! Needless to say, things like literacy and math scores did not budge. Duncan and his union educrat cronies just pencil-whipped the numbers. And even with that could still get just over half the pupils out the door with a bogus "diploma". Posted by: torquewrench at October 28, 2015 07:00 PM (noWW6) 183
167 Posted by: Lea at October 28, 2015 06:53 PM (vmMMi)
The Cabin In The Woods. Tongue in cheek horror movie. Excellent. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2015 06:56 PM (Zu3d9) Army of Darkness.... come get some... Posted by: Ashe at October 28, 2015 07:00 PM (qh617) 184
I'm not watching the debate, because, life. Is Jindal doing well? I hate that they have him at the kiddie table. He's about the only one I could vote for at this point.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 28, 2015 07:00 PM (dFi94) 185
NPR Debate Speaking Time Shot Clock update: Here's the tally for the 6 p.m. ET debate, as of the third commercial break: Lindsey Graham: 6:39 Bobby Jindal: 5:44 George Pataki: 5:33 Rick Santorum: 5:28 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 28, 2015 07:01 PM (kdS6q) 186
Pataki just pandered to the millenials, the most useless and stupid and ignorant generation in human history. Posted by: Soothsayer, with arms akimbo at October 28, 2015 07:02 PM (/QyKy) 187
"Read a magazine, keep your head down." Seinfeld, Season 5, Episode 6. Gilmore's Seinfeld campaign strategy is working to a T.
Posted by: Brian Dead at October 28, 2015 07:03 PM (Y8P5w) 188
Univision Noticias LindseyGrahamSC domina la conversacion en durante el debate 'happy hour'. Detalles en nuestro LiveBlog: http://uni.vi/TYmLz Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 28, 2015 07:03 PM (kdS6q) 189
The Republicans have sold me out too often for me to care any longer. Tonight is just another "prettiest horse in the glue factory" debate.
Schroedingers candidate. Posted by: GBruno at October 28, 2015 07:04 PM (u49WF) 190
I don't understand all the love for Jindal. He's terribly unpopular in his own state, and he wants to increase immigration "by a lot", which is demographic suicide for conservatives.
Posted by: Jon at October 28, 2015 07:05 PM (HA+/6) 191
Bobby Jinsnnnnzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: dogfish at October 28, 2015 07:05 PM (0O2Lr) 192
Univision Noticias
LindseyGrahamSC domina la conversacion en durante el debate 'happy hour'. Detalles en nuestro LiveBlog: http://uni.vi/TYmLz No 'Ay yi yi?' Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 28, 2015 07:05 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Blano at October 28, 2015 07:05 PM (heN73) 194
Graham is cringe inducing. He reminds me of the that creepy old dude on Family Guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2015 07:06 PM (/tuJf) 195
wants to increase immigration "by a lot", which is demographic suicide for conservatives.
*** it's demographic suicide for all people who were Americans before democrats opened teh flood gates. Jesus Christ, what country has ever decided to add in so many people? For what reason? They do blue collar jobs slightly cheaper? Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:06 PM (ajMhd) 196
These are our Generals. Anybody feeling like marching into war?
Posted by: Brian Dead at October 28, 2015 07:07 PM (Y8P5w) 197
Detroit Public Schools: 93% Not Proficient in Reading; 96% Not Proficient in Math Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 07:07 PM (uJK1E) 198
Scat porn has more substance than this "debate".
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 28, 2015 06:34 PM (4ErVI) Is it bad that I'm laughing at that? And at church no less? Posted by: Blano at October 28, 2015 07:07 PM (heN73) 199
yea government!~
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 07:07 PM (uJK1E) 200
We'll need a thread on (not "the") Whedon's "Cabin In The Woods" and Raimi's "Bruce Campbell vs. the Army of Darkness".
First thought: I'm going for Raimi on this. Whedon was satirising the whole genre, preaching to us that it's all about satiating our innate need to see human sacrifices. Raimi left that alone and stuck to satirising the Mel Gibson action-hero... except that he ultimately didn't, because Raimi had his stand-in for Gibson (that is, Bruce) step up at the end and defeat Evil. Evil does, in the end, exist; and it does need to be defeated. Even if it has to be defeated by an asshole. Even if you yourself has to do it. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 07:08 PM (aLXXe) 201
Watching the debate before commenting is like reading one of Ace's articles before commenting.....YOU JUST DON"T DO IT!!!!
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 07:08 PM (uJK1E) 202
Detroit Public Schools: 93% Not Proficient in Reading; 96% Not Proficient in Math
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll And that's *with* the teachers cheating. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 28, 2015 07:08 PM (PEFlK) 203
Jesus Christ, what country has ever decided to add in so many people?
For what reason? They do blue collar jobs slightly cheaper? They will cement the existence of the Ruling Class. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 28, 2015 07:09 PM (oVJmc) 204
Fun Fact: just 1,000 people will get tickets to see tonight's debate in person in the massive Coors Events Center on the scenic University of Colorado campus in Boulder. CNBC, the cable network sponsoring the debate, didn't respond to questions about why the 11,000-seat arena would remain mostly empty. the Colorado Republican Party, which will get 200 tickets to split among party donors and elected officials. the Republican National Committee also gets 200 seats, the presidential candidates onstage will each get some, CNBC will keep some for itself and the University of Colorado will get 150 seats. Because you can't fix the debate unless you fix the audience first. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 28, 2015 07:09 PM (kdS6q) 205
This debate was like a special Olympics sprint that devolved into a four-man relay.
Posted by: Fritz at October 28, 2015 07:09 PM (3tjn4) 206
Ahh Kocaine Kudlow.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 28, 2015 07:09 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: CNBC at October 28, 2015 07:10 PM (lqmAz) 208
Jesus Christ, what country has ever decided to add in so many people?
For what reason? They do blue collar jobs slightly cheaper? They will cement the existence of the Ruling Class. ** step 1, declare 6 billion people to be minority step 2, throw open border, giving preferential hiring etc to minorities step 3, everyone who objects is a bad person step 4 um...shit guys step 5, you know the solution to step 4, right? More step 2. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:10 PM (ajMhd) 209
yeah, we'll tell you who to elect so no need to worry yourselves.
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Watching the debate before commenting is like reading one of Ace's articles before commenting.....YOU JUST DON"T DO IT!!!! Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 28, 2015 07:08 PM (uJK1E) Wait, what? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 28, 2015 07:10 PM (4ErVI) 211
>>>174 The 1963 version of The Haunting.
When my wife and I started dating, I brought that one over for us to watch. Then I left her alone in that dark, dark house.Heheheheh. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel So mean! I'm alone maybe I shouldn't watch that ![]() I am taking all these suggestions down, thanks guys! Posted by: Lea at October 28, 2015 07:11 PM (vmMMi) 212
Even if it has to be defeated by an asshole. Even if you yourself has to do it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 07:08 PM (aLXXe) ________________________________ Who you callin' an asshole? Posted by: Steve McQueen at October 28, 2015 07:11 PM (CbGSW) 213
weird, cnbc website can't handle streaming requests for debate.
no one watches them. and yet here we are kissing their ass Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:12 PM (ajMhd) 214
and yet here we are kissing their ass
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:12 PM (ajMhd) ================================== Not me. I'm eating pie. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 28, 2015 07:13 PM (dFi94) 215
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Jesus Christ, what country has ever decided to add in so many people? For what reason? They do blue collar jobs slightly cheaper? Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:06 PM (ajMhd) It's simple. The Powers That Be have decided that Americans are too much of a pain in the ass to rule, with our outdated notions of "individual liberty", "unalienable rights" and "limited Constitutional government". Better to replace us with illiterate Third World peasants who know their place. Posted by: rickl at October 28, 2015 07:13 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: CNBC at October 28, 2015 07:14 PM (lqmAz) 217
You have only 40 or so minutes to shamble down to a liquor store, buy a hogshead of Val-U-Rite, and get back in time to play the "big" debate drinking game...
Posted by: The Drinking Game Hat at October 28, 2015 07:14 PM (vBeA5) 218
It's simple. The Powers That Be have decided that Americans are too much of a pain in the ass to rule, with our outdated notions of "individual liberty", "unalienable rights" and "limited Constitutional government".
Better to replace us with illiterate Third World peasants who know their place. *** well, to be fair, most of us are too cowed by the idiotic suicide cult of PC to even care, let alone fight back. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:15 PM (ajMhd) 219
picking Mrs. BB up at airport at 7:30 Phoenix time...... ? : How many vodkas can I have and pick her up under the limit? I'm about 170 lbs.
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picking Mrs. BB up at airport at 7:30 Phoenix time...... ? : How many vodkas can I have and pick her up under the limit? I'm about 170 lbs. Posted by: Badda Bing at October 28, 2015 07:15 PM (/Vs1e) sorry. its 4:20 here. Posted by: Badda Bing at October 28, 2015 07:16 PM (/Vs1e) 221
Better to replace us with illiterate Third World peasants who know their place.
Posted by: rickl at October 28, 2015 07:13 PM (sdi6R) _______________________________________ I agree completely. Republic of Texas. Posted by: Steve McQueen at October 28, 2015 07:16 PM (CbGSW) Posted by: Nip Sip at October 28, 2015 07:16 PM (jJRIy) 223
Man. That was quick. I feel so cheap
Posted by: ThunderB at October 28, 2015 07:16 PM (zOTsN) 224
Lindsey Graham's moment. Surge from 0.9% to 1.1%
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 28, 2015 07:16 PM (FkBIv) 225
Is there a Moron algorithm for sobering up?
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vodkas can I have and pick her up under the limit? I'm about 170 lbs. Posted by: Badda Bing at October 28, 2015 07:15 PM ~~~ Rule of thumb is one shot for every 10 lbs. of weight. So you're good for at least half a quart! Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2015 07:17 PM (E6RIJ) 228
>>Jesus Christ, what country has ever decided to add in so many people? For what reason? They do blue collar jobs slightly cheaper?
Take a good look at Europe. Look fast because it's changing by the minute. It is no surprise that big government types want more taxpayers. And that's all we are to these assholes, we are just taxpayers. Got keep those dollars flowing to DC. That free shit ain't gonna pay for itself. Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2015 07:17 PM (/tuJf) 229
Right now, Lindsey Graham feels like the first time he took poppers.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 28, 2015 07:17 PM (oVJmc) 230
Take a good look at Europe. Look fast because it's changing by the minute.
It is no surprise that big government types want more taxpayers. And that's all we are to these assholes, we are just taxpayers. Got keep those dollars flowing to DC. That free shit ain't gonna pay for itself. *** tax payers...lol the welfare state wants more clients...and the governing class wants more power to distribute goodies to the clients Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:19 PM (ajMhd) 231
So, you don't get to participate in tonight's fun if you don't have cable? Don't these CNBC people understand self-promotion?
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2015 07:20 PM (iMxBJ) 232
Rule of thumb is one shot for every 10 lbs. of weight. So you're good for at least half a quart!
Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2015 07:17 PM (E6RIJ) Whew..thanks I was worried there for a minute. i hear the only thing worse than Tent City is The Barrel. Posted by: Badda Bing at October 28, 2015 07:20 PM (/Vs1e) 233
>>the welfare state wants more clients...and the governing class wants more power to distribute goodies to the clients
More of both. Can't have clients without someone paying the bills. There is a reason every welfare state in the world is opening their borders and it's not love of 3rd world types. SS and Medicare are crashing because there aren't enough people paying in anymore. Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2015 07:21 PM (/tuJf) 234
So it's over already?
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So, you don't get to participate in tonight's fun if you don't have cable? Don't these CNBC people understand self-promotion? Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2015 07:20 PM (iMxBJ) _______________________________________ Just got a text from Ted Cruz. Says: WATCH Ted Cruz at the GOP debate at 8pm EDT. Sen. Cruz will join Hannity on Fox post-debate! Visit tedcruz.org/debate. Not sure if that will help though. Posted by: CozMark at October 28, 2015 07:24 PM (CbGSW) 237
More of both. Can't have clients without someone paying the bills.
*** I said this a year or so ago, so it's not directed at you, but "it's cute to think that spending is related to revenue under Obama". We have a trillion a year deficit that we admit to. Then you have the Fed printing money to buy local municipal bonds to pay off the PSUT (pub sec union thugs). Obama's spent, what, 7 trillion in six years over the actual tax receipts this formerly first world nation takes in? And the roads near my house are shit, the illegals do all the work that ostensibly doesn't require a college degree or require face time...and if I were a kid, I'd be living with my parents. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:24 PM (ajMhd) 238
What happened to the kids' debate? Is it over?
Posted by: Soona at October 28, 2015 07:24 PM (Fmupd) 239
It was quick and sweating fumbling in the car and then Lindsey said he had beer and everybody declared him the winner
The end Posted by: ThunderB at October 28, 2015 07:24 PM (zOTsN) 240
In other news Walgreen's has agreed to buy the WORTHLESS Rite Aid stores.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 28, 2015 07:16 PM (jJRIy) ========================================= Walgreen Family - Swedes. Settled in the same town where Reagan grew up. I think they had to change their name when they got off the boat. Olafsson or something. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 28, 2015 07:25 PM (dFi94) Posted by: tu3031 at October 28, 2015 07:26 PM (YFFpo) 242
yeah, kid's debate over already, how about that?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:26 PM (ajMhd) 243
sober up? only real way is sauna or exercise
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:26 PM (ajMhd) 244
oh wait, eat some yeast, right?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:26 PM (ajMhd) 245
Is baseball on yet? My pie is all gone.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 28, 2015 07:27 PM (dFi94) Posted by: harry at October 28, 2015 07:27 PM (aLXXe) 247
>>I said this a year or so ago, so it's not directed at you, but "it's cute to think that spending is related to revenue under Obama".
In the grand scheme of things, discretionary spending is a nit. What's killing us is entitlement spending which almost nobody every talks about and fewer try to address. I don't think spending under Obama has anything to do with revenue. But it doesn't have much more of a relationship that just about anyone else because nobody seems to want to attack entitlement spending. And that will be our downfall. Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2015 07:27 PM (/tuJf) 248
Shooting at a mall. Don't think there's anyone dead. Probably #Blackliivesmatter believers.
Posted by: Soona at October 28, 2015 07:28 PM (Fmupd) 249
"There is a reason every welfare state in the world is opening their borders and it's not love of 3rd world types."
Australia sure isn't. They've cracked right down. Posted by: torquewrench at October 28, 2015 07:29 PM (noWW6) 250
entitlement spending which almost nobody every talks about and fewer try to address.
*** obama's presidency was hopefully a pause, not an end, to responsible governance. That's what a GOP dude should say, we need a GOP president bc you dickless shits did such a bad job reporting on Obama's insane failures. Of course, now we have the GOP House caucusing with the democrats. After all, we saw Joe Flynn lose to basically a democrat in the primary for the most conservative district in the USA. no free press, no freedom. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:29 PM (ajMhd) 251
What JackStraw said. "obamacare is bad... because it'll take away muh medicaid". Way to stand on principle, GOP.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 07:30 PM (aLXXe) 252
There is a reason every welfare state in the world is opening their borders and it's not love of 3rd world types. SS and Medicare are crashing because there aren't enough people paying in anymore.
*** the idiocy of the treason class. The muz think paying into welfare's a sin bc gambling (how about that). We read the article on how mohammed will just hve 15 kids to raise on welfare and count on at least 6 of those being around when elderly to care for him. Better than USA social security model of drop dad off at the old fart's home. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:31 PM (ajMhd) 253
or was it medicare. I don't even know anymore.
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Is there a Moron algorithm for sobering up? No.......fucking........MATH!!!! Posted by: tu3031 at October 28, 2015 07:26 PM (YFFpo) lol. and thanks for making spit vodka on my keyboard. Posted by: Badda Bing at October 28, 2015 07:31 PM (/Vs1e) 255
Pffffffffft. Posted by: Ferdinand von Zeppelin at October 28, 2015 07:32 PM (wAQA5) 256
obamacare is bad... because it'll take away muh medicaid"
** some guy said that to trump last night at his rally, I (and I think trump) was like...wha? Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:32 PM (ajMhd) 257
Rand Paul was at a college campus today... in Colorado...
Wonder if anyone asked a question about weed? Just kidding, I wonder if anyone DIDN'T ask about weed. Posted by: CNBC at October 28, 2015 07:32 PM (lqmAz) 258
According to the BBC Germany is getting concerned about the flood of economic immigrants they are seeing
The bulk turn out to be from Afghanistan. German minister complained that Germany gave afghanastan a metric ton of money to develop their own economy, and that they should keep their middle class in Afghanistan to build their economy and not send them to Germany Posted by: ThunderB at October 28, 2015 07:32 PM (zOTsN) 259
or was it medicare. I don't even know anymore.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 07:31 PM (aLXXe) They're all insolvent, so does it really matter? Posted by: Blano at October 28, 2015 07:33 PM (heN73) 260
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sober up? only real way is sauna or exercise Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 28, 2015 07:26 PM (ajMhd) well i guess its push ups in the shower then. Posted by: Badda Bing at October 28, 2015 07:33 PM (/Vs1e) 261
Dummkopfs.
Posted by: Ferdinand von Zeppelin at October 28, 2015 07:33 PM (wAQA5) 262
So it's over already?
I was a little nervous. Posted by: the debate at October 28, 2015 07:24 PM (wZZOF) lights cigarette. Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 07:33 PM (gwDMH) 263
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>>Jesus Christ, what country has ever decided to add in so many people? For what reason? Was thinking the other day.......The powers-that-be are forever telling us, "Nothing to fear! Islam is a religion of peace!" I'll bet that most really are aware of the existential threat that Islam presents to the world, but the problem is that there are sooooo many Muslims, that they are afraid of stirring them up any more than they already are. Perhaps their brilliant idea is to spread the splodey dopes throughout the western world in the hope that they will come to appreciate their new-found freedom, assimilate, and reject their violent dreams of a worldwide caliphate. And this is how the idiots of the EU, UN and US think they can "conquer" Islam. Hahaha. It's possible; they are that stupid. Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2015 07:34 PM (E6RIJ) 264
Kasich is complaining about underfunding medicare
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So it's over already? I was a little nervous. Posted by: the debate at October 28, 2015 07:24 PM (wZZOF) lights cigarette. Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 07:33 PM (gwDMH) well now this thread is certainly over. Willowed. Posted by: Badda Bing at October 28, 2015 07:35 PM (/Vs1e) Posted by: Ferdinand von Zeppelin at October 28, 2015 07:35 PM (wAQA5) 267
Hold all of their heads in the toilet! What a bunch of soft, mushy, worthless pukes. Hold their heads down in the toilet and make them cry like little babies. That's who we want for leaders of the last best hope for mankind, oh, yeah!
Posted by: goon at October 28, 2015 07:36 PM (gy5kE) Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 07:36 PM (gwDMH) 269
I demand that they spend 15 minutes grilling Carson on the current bacon crisis. Don't let him waffle. Get him on the record. Don't let him blow smoke. Too often so called conservative leaning moderators don't hold the candidates' feet to the fire. We need answers on this important policy question that's on the table.
It's the kind of red meat viewers want. Posted by: Daybrother expects general trouble at October 28, 2015 07:37 PM (aq3LI) 270
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Ah. So Medicare is that third rail for Team Red. Medicaid is the third tail for Team That Other Primary Colour. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 07:38 PM (aLXXe) 271
Badda Bing re alcohol and driving how about one tall beer and nothing more until wife takes over the car & drives home after hitting the bar at the airport?
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 07:38 PM (gwDMH) 272
>>Australia sure isn't. They've cracked right down.
Very contentious issue and Abbott was just tossed so I wouldn't bet that policy will hold. I just got back from Australia on Monday evening and their economy is still in bad shape thanks to the slowdown in demand for minerals. Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2015 07:38 PM (/tuJf) 273
I am hoping that the conspiracy vote gets a fair share of the attention for a change. Best part is that this applies to both debates and baseball.
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I demand that they spend 15 minutes grilling Carson on the current bacon crisis. Don't let him waffle. Get him on the record. Don't let him blow smoke. Too often so called conservative leaning moderators don't hold the candidates' feet to the fire. We need answers on this important policy question that's on the table. It's the kind of red meat viewers want. Posted by: Daybrother expects general trouble at October 28, 2015 07:37 PM (aq3LI) Waffles and bacon for everyone!!!! Posted by: Christy Cream at October 28, 2015 07:38 PM (/Vs1e) 275
So, the social welfare system THEY designed is crashing, so the solution is not to phase it out and move on, it's to bring in more suckers to the ponzi scheme.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 28, 2015 07:38 PM (oVJmc) 276
I demand that they spend 15 minutes grilling Carson on the current bacon crisis. Don't let him waffle. Get him on the record. Don't let him blow smoke. Too often so called conservative leaning moderators don't hold the candidates' feet to the fire. We need answers on this important policy question that's on the table.
It's the kind of red meat viewers want. Posted by: Daybrother expects general trouble You might think he's all sizzle, but I think he sometimes gives crisp answers. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2015 07:39 PM (JmGFJ) 277
Is there a Moron algorithm for sobering up?
Posted by: Badda Bing No.......fucking........MATH!!!! Posted by: tu303 Ace has a case of Valu-Rite Custom Blind He gives three bottles to a coblogger and two to AllahPundit How many does he have left? (answer below) he doesn't have any left you moron... Posted by: Judas Washington at October 28, 2015 07:39 PM (hCdMd) 278
Send the JV home, already! Why are we allowing them to use us as eyeballs upon their advertising, why are we funding this silly game? What a waste of time and energy watching the JV do their ego-boosting blabbing! Go home, second-tier players, go home!
Posted by: goon at October 28, 2015 07:40 PM (gy5kE) 279
You might think he's all sizzle, but I think he sometimes gives crisp answers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2015 07:39 PM (JmGFJ) That's a meaty observation. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 28, 2015 07:40 PM (4ErVI) 280
there are No bad economies, it's all going smoothly 4.6 unemployment worldwide (except those we see collapse)of those that really don't want a good job, they just want to all work at mickeyd's or come to the west for those shovel ready things
Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 07:41 PM (gwDMH) Posted by: ThunderB at October 28, 2015 07:41 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: John Kasich at October 28, 2015 07:41 PM (FkBIv) 283
I think George Noory and Art Bell should be the next debate moderators.
Posted by: Soona at October 28, 2015 07:42 PM (Fmupd) 284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLGbXHc-Ce0
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 07:42 PM (aLXXe) 285
Okay. Just in time to drive home in the pouring fuckin rain...
Posted by: tu3031 at October 28, 2015 07:42 PM (YFFpo) 286
The hell if I'm going to feel sorry for Germsny taking it right up the Reine after all they didn't do to help us.
Shadenfreude--they earned it. Posted by: Dirigible One at October 28, 2015 07:44 PM (mcm0N) 287
I think George Noory and Art Bell should be the next debate moderators.
Posted by: Soona They barely lost to the entire Kardasian family in focus groups for the next one. Posted by: Daybrother expects general trouble at October 28, 2015 07:44 PM (aq3LI) Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 28, 2015 07:44 PM (Cq0oW) 289
look they don't want you to eat bacon, because they expect you won't have the funds to buy it anyway.
remember when Pelosi said Unemployed was such a bennie ? One could become like an artist or something with All that unexpected free time. and not only will many of the 'children' be fununemployed they will moce back into your home with their children because they can't find a job for 10 bucks an hour because Some others will work for less. because it's All called Good Times Posted by: willow at October 28, 2015 07:44 PM (gwDMH) 290
Now, when they bring on the Varsity squad, then watch out! There will be some really important and serious world leaders, thought leaders, deep-thinkers, working the stage tonight. Yeah, right! We wish!
We are so completely fucked as to be unbelievable! Bend over, please, and people get ready, there's a train a comin' .... Posted by: goon at October 28, 2015 07:45 PM (gy5kE) 291
Word on the street says digging up and skimming an old issue of MAD with Shermlock Shomes and the Hound of The Basketballs in it counts as "reading" The Hound of the Baskervilles.
Posted by: Johnny the Shoeshine Guy at October 28, 2015 07:45 PM (rbn4N) 292
Noory, Bell, and Michael Savage
Posted by: ThunderB at October 28, 2015 07:45 PM (zOTsN) 293
Is this debate thing real...or just more bullshit
Posted by: Judas Washington at October 28, 2015 07:45 PM (hCdMd) 294
The first, and really only, question I want answered tonight is what will each candidate do about the zeppelin menace!!!
Posted by: LIV at October 28, 2015 07:46 PM (lqmAz) 295
was there a debate?
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Rhine.
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Noory, Bell, Savage and Alex Jones
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R E L A X Posted by: ThunderB at October 28, 2015 07:41 PM (zOTsN) ========================================= Is that you, Aaron ? Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 28, 2015 07:46 PM (dFi94) Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 28, 2015 07:48 PM (dFi94) 300
>>> The hell if I'm going to feel sorry for Germsny taking it right up the Reine after all they didn't do to help us.
I feel sorry for Denmark, Poland, and all the countries the future welfare recipients are swarming through. Posted by: fluffy at October 28, 2015 07:48 PM (2iV3X) 301
So, the social welfare system THEY designed is crashing, so the solution is not to phase it out and move on, it's to bring in more suckers to the ponzi scheme. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 28, 2015 07:38 PM (oVJmc) ................... We prefer to call them undocumented suckers. Posted by: Ferdinand von Zeppelin at October 28, 2015 07:48 PM (wAQA5) 302
I had Mark Levon on & he said having ? As moderator makes as much sense as him bring a Dem debate moderator.
I didn't watch. Then I had hour long phone call & had to turn Mark off. Posted by: Carol at October 28, 2015 07:48 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: Soona at October 28, 2015 07:48 PM (Fmupd) 304
Detroit Public Schools: 93% Not Proficient in Reading; 96% Not Proficient in Math - Government schools. Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 28, 2015 07:48 PM (Nwg0u) 305
Is this debate thing real...or just more bullshit
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see . . . Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 28, 2015 07:49 PM (aLXXe) 306
Fucking iPhones.
Posted by: Soona at October 28, 2015 07:49 PM (Fmupd) 307
Better to replace us with illiterate Third World peasants who know their place.
Posted by: rickl at October 28, 2015 07:13 PM (sdi6R) After the uprising of the 17th June The Secretary of the Writers Union Had leaflets distributed in the Stalinallee Stating that the people Had forfeited the confidence of the government And could win it back only By redoubled efforts. Would it not be easier In that case for the government To dissolve the people And elect another? Posted by: Bertold Brecht at October 28, 2015 07:49 PM (vBeA5) 308
look they don't want you to eat bacon, because they expect you won't have the funds to buy it anyway.
Posted by: willow Since it was the W.H.O. that came out with the "studies" I think it is probably more nudging because the global warming idiots claim that raising animals for food hurts Mother Gaia. There are global elites that believe they are the master race and anyone not in their club has the potential and importance of an ant that bites and talks. Posted by: Daybrother expects general trouble at October 28, 2015 07:50 PM (aq3LI) 309
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Perhaps their brilliant idea is to spread the splodey dopes throughout the western world in the hope that they will come to appreciate their new-found freedom, assimilate, and reject their violent dreams of a worldwide caliphate. And this is how the idiots of the EU, UN and US think they can "conquer" Islam. Hahaha. It's possible; they are that stupid. Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2015 07:34 PM (E6RIJ) How about this: The Powers That Be are planning to depopulate the Third World in WWIII, so they're encouraging all this migration to the First World now in order to preserve as much genetic diversity as possible in the aftermath. It makes just as much sense. Posted by: rickl at October 28, 2015 07:50 PM (sdi6R) 310
Hey teej - you out there? I know you have trouble getting access via your phone. If you see this, give me a shout.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 28, 2015 07:50 PM (dFi94) 311
Austria to build fence on Slovenia border to slow flow of migrants ............................. You must speak Austrian to come here! Posted by: wth - formerly Ferdinand von Zeppelin at October 28, 2015 07:53 PM (wAQA5) 312
"There is a reason every welfare state in the world is opening their
borders and it's not love of 3rd world types. SS and Medicare are crashing because there aren't enough people paying in anymore." Jack Straw True enough regarding their intentions perhaps, but young workers won't pay enough even for themselves over time, and they are bringing in older folks with them, so they probably aren't even keeping up in the short run. It is just extending the Ponzi scheme a little longer, but mostly building it on debt. Bigger numbers of people make some stats look better maybe, but behind it all is a debt chasm that only grows wider. Job numbers still increase a little for now, but participation rate steadily declines, and its only partly due to boomers. It's declining for those under 55, and over 55 are working longer. But more people collecting welfare still means more revenue for the COCs, and more voters for the Dems. But the spending comes from taxpayers that have less to innovate and more prudently invest. as I see it. Posted by: Illiniwek at October 28, 2015 07:54 PM (1XT+t) 313
Detroit Public Schools: 93% Not Proficient in Reading; 96% Not Proficient in Math - I wonder how this impacts Barky's guns v. books equation. Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 28, 2015 07:55 PM (Nwg0u) 314
The Powers That Be are planning to depopulate the Third World in WWIII, so they're encouraging all this migration to the First World now in order to preserve as much genetic diversity as possible in the aftermath.
It makes just as much sense. Posted by: rickl at October 28, 2015 07:50 PM (sdi6R) ---------------- Two words: Soylent Green. Posted by: Soona at October 28, 2015 07:55 PM (Fmupd) 315
"But the spending comes from taxpayers that have less to innovate and more prudently invest. as I see it." I meant, the revenue for the entitlements (which gets spent in the market), is robbed from the worker.
Posted by: Illiniwek at October 28, 2015 07:56 PM (1XT+t) 316
Remember that troll who's family emigrated here from Croatia? He spent a few days talking about how we were racist immigrant hating scum---not like Croatia and the EU. A day or two after his last screed Croatia closed their borders tight and posted armed soldiers to keep out the Muslim invaders.
Heh. Posted by: Daybrother expects general trouble at October 28, 2015 07:57 PM (aq3LI) 317
It makes just as much sense.
Posted by: rickl at October 28, 2015 07:50 PM ~~~ I'm sure it would to them (PtB). See: AGW. Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2015 07:59 PM (E6RIJ) 318
No new thread for the big kids debate?
Posted by: Blano at October 28, 2015 08:01 PM (heN73) 319
The talking heads on this network make Geraldo look like freaking Einstein! Wow.
I thought the main event started at 8, what's the story? Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 28, 2015 08:02 PM (vWDMl) 320
No new thread for the big kids debate?
Posted by: Blano at October 28, 2015 08:01 PM (heN73) ================================ There's a new thread but it's about polling data. Maybe soon? Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 28, 2015 08:03 PM (dFi94) 321
I thought the main event started at 8, what's the story? Christie's stuck in his watercloset 'dressing room.' Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 28, 2015 08:04 PM (oVJmc) 322
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The talking heads on this network make Geraldo look like freaking Einstein! Wow. I thought the main event started at 8, what's the story? ----------------------------------------- Levin just said the same thing about the talking heads. Streaming his show since I don't have cable. I'm not going to sit in my car and listed to it on XM. I'll just listen to Levin's commentary. Posted by: frankrizzo at October 28, 2015 08:06 PM (99qky) 323
I thought the main event started at 8, what's the story?
Christie's stuck in his watercloset 'dressing room.' Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 28, 2015 08:04 PM (oVJmc) They're gonna need a lot of Crisco to sqeeze him out... Posted by: The Deep Fried Hat at October 28, 2015 08:06 PM (vBeA5) 324
317 It makes just as much sense.
Posted by: rickl at October 28, 2015 07:50 PM ~~~ I'm sure it would to them (PtB). See: AGW. Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2015 07:59 PM (E6RIJ) I'm only half kidding. The hard-core environazis have been saying for decades that the human population must be drastically reduced. Maybe they're putting plans into action. It wouldn't surprise me a bit. Posted by: rickl at October 28, 2015 08:08 PM (sdi6R) 325
I'm only half kidding.
Posted by: rickl at October 28, 2015 08:08 PM ~~~ I hear ya. Nothing would surprise me either. Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2015 08:10 PM (E6RIJ) 326
Nood. Harwood & open thread.
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