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Arch-Feminist Leftist Germaine Greer May Be Disinvited from University Talk For Denying Caitlyn Jenner Is a Woman

Scorpions in a bottle.


As you probably know, hardcore feminists, who are convinced of the inherent superiority of the distaff gender, and who do in fact tend to be "man-hating," are essentialists when it comes to femininity, and don't much like men coming along and saying "Hey look at me, I'm a woman now."

Germaine Greer has opined, pungently, that no man could be a woman because men don't know what it's like to have a "big, hairy, smelly vagina," and is very annoyed that Bruce Jenner received Glamour magazine's "Woman of the Year" award for his role as "Caitlyn Jenner."

And a university wants to disinvite her from a talk due to this her-esy.


When told that such comments are hurtful to the transgender community, Greer doubled down. "Try being an old woman. For goodness sake, people get hurt all the time, I’m not about to walk on eggshells."

Those who have long walked on eggshells trying not to offend Greer's feminist sisters should feel free to laugh.
...

Now Greer's the target for these liberal censors, as Cardiff University is being petitioned to ax her upcoming lecture there, "Women & Power: The Lessons of the 20th Century."

And feminists support the censorship. As Kaite Welsh wrote: "Isn't it often the way? You fight your way from the trenches to the throne, overthrow the corrupt regime and set about remaking the world in your own image, only to realize that you have become the thing you most despised."

Greer's gone from "revolutionary to oppressor," she said.

Carrie Lukas notes this argument can have more serious dimensions: When corporations are pressured to hire more "women," for example, do transgenders count?

This is of course just the latest censorship from the intolerant, illiberal fascist barbarians we call college students. Williams University had a series called "Uncomfortable Learning," the entire point of which was to invite speakers who might raise hackles or challenge dominant thought, and a feminist-skeptic was disinvited from that.

Uncomfortable learning should not really be uncomfortable at all for the most special snowflakes in the crowd.

To be clear: Venker was disinvited by the students who had asked her to speak in the first place, not by the college. Mary Dettloff, a spokesperson for the college, told me that Williams has "a history of bringing controversial speakers to campus."

"We don't shy away from that," she said in an interview with Reason. "We don't cancel commencement speakers."

Rather, it was the students who host the Uncomfortable Learning series--an unofficial, unregistered campus club--who ultimately made the decision.

"They were feeling very uncomfortable about the amount of protest and the tenor of the protest that was going on," said Dettloff. "Students were being very vocal about not wanting her to come here. I think it was just getting a lit bit over the top."

The would-be speaker, Suzanne Venker, wrote about it at Fox.

Content warning on this next one; if you click on the link, you'll get a facefull of languid bisexuals draped over each other.

But a New York magazine, a parade of special snowflakes who want -- nay, demand -- your attention and applause.

The article is all about the Parade of Sexual Self-Definitions the young and purposeless are subscribing to these days.

"Currently, I say that I am agender. I’m removing myself from the social construct of gender," says Mars Marson, a 21-year-old NYU film major with a thatch of short black hair.

Film major? No serious, for real?

Marson is talking to me amid a roomful of Queer Union students at the school’s LGBTQ student center, where a front-desk bin offers free buttons that let visitors proclaim their preferred pronoun. Of the seven students gathered at the Queer Union, five prefer the singular they, meant to denote the kind of post-gender self-identification Marson describes.

Marson was born a girl biologically and came out as a lesbian in high school. But NYU was a revelation -- a place to explore ­transgenderism and then reject it. "I don't feel connected to the word transgender because it feels more resonant with binary trans people," Marson says, referring to people who want to tread a linear path from female to male, or vice versa. You could say that Marson and the other students at the Queer Union identify instead with being somewhere in the middle of the path, but that's not quite right either. "I think 'in the middle' still puts male and female as the be-all-end-all," says Thomas Rabuano...

Wait, let me hit the "Pause" button on Time Itself so you can work out the precise sexual vocabulary which might explain you in all you multifaceted uselessness.

Let me finish that sentence, by the way:

...says Thomas Rabuano, 19, a sophomore drama major who wears makeup, a turbanlike headband, and a flowy blouse and skirt and cites Lady Gaga and the gay character Kurt on Glee as big adolescent role models.

You don't say.

"I like to think of it as outside." Everyone in the group mm-hmmms approval and snaps their fingers in accord.

Yes, yes -- snaps all around. You've earned it.

Anyway, here's the glossary these completely unaccomplished, no-account nobodies want you to study so you can really understand them and "get where they're coming from, with their sexuality."


A GLOSSARY

The Complex Linguistics of the Campus Queer Movement

Agender: a person who identifies as neither male nor female

Asexual: a person who doesn’t experience sexual desire, but who may experience romantic longing

Aromantic: a person who doesn’t experience romantic longing, but does experience sexual desire

Cisgender: not transgender; the state in which the gender you identify with matches the one you were assigned at birth

Demisexual: a person with limited sexual desire, usually felt only in the context of deep emotional connection

Gender: a 20th-century constraint

Genderqueer: a person with an identity outside the traditional gender binaries

Graysexual: a more broad term for a person with limited sexual desire

Intersectionality: the belief that gender, race, class, and sexual orientation cannot be interrogated independently from one another

Neutrois: agender

Panromantic: a person who is romantically interested in anyone of any gender or orientation; this does not necessarily connote accompanying sexual interest

Pansexual: a person who is sexually interested in anyone of any gender or orientation

It should be noted that several of these categories are "just not very interested in sex" (a common thing, based on a survey of my girlfriends) or "just not very interested in emotional attachment to sexual partners" ( a common thing, according to my girlfriends complaining about the guys they were cheating on me with).

In other words, people want now to be "recognized" for very unremarkable things, like "my hair is curly, but like, not completely curly, you know...? I'm like a mixed cis-curly quasi-linear anti-perm fluffduffer."

All juveniles do this -- they're literally trying to figure out who they are, and what makes them "special," and very into contrived self-definitions. All that crap about being so into this band or that one, or this music genre or that, or this type of fashion -- all that crap is people who have never done anything interesting or remarkable attempting to contrive some Medal, some Decoration they can put upon their chest to make them stand out (if only in their imaginations).

This silly crap about "graysexuals" and "aromantics" is just the latest, most rancidly stupid variation of this unfortunate tendency -- the radiant narcissism of the unfashionably plain and heroically unaccomplished.

Yes, yes, let me get out my Moleskine notebook and my best pen; I want to take a deep dive into the Ocean of You.

Posted by: Ace at 03:01 PM




Comments

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1 The horror!

Posted by: HH at October 27, 2015 03:02 PM (DrCtv)

2 Bruce still has a peniis & is not a woman.

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 03:03 PM (sj3Ax)

3 These people, if they are people, are weird.

Posted by: huerfano at October 27, 2015 03:03 PM (O2jYw)

4 Italics?

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 03:04 PM (sj3Ax)

5 If the sexes are fluid, whatever one "feels they express" then abolish sex-segregated sports, scholarships, awards, Titile IX.

Call.Their.Bluff.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2015 03:04 PM (NOIQH)

6 They all want to be different in exactly the same ways.

Posted by: huerfano at October 27, 2015 03:05 PM (O2jYw)

7 Greer must need a shower!

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 03:05 PM (sj3Ax)

8 These people are fanatics. Not weird. I know weird, I go to sci-fi/fantasy/anime cons. People like Germaine Greer are fanatics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 03:05 PM (XYw4l)

9 Madness. Its all madness. If you don't see the insanity our culture is becoming, you're probably part of the madness yourself.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 03:05 PM (39g3+)

10
This BS that you can have your sex legally changed just because they feel like a dame even though you have a dick is nonsense. You know who benefits? Criminals. They can rack up arrests as a man, declare they are a woman, and then a man, then a woman and keep lying about identity. Yes, this happens in real life.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 27, 2015 03:05 PM (iQIUe)

11 What happened to the italics?

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 03:06 PM (sj3Ax)

12 FUCK.
THEM.
ALL.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 27, 2015 03:06 PM (wtvvX)

13 I saw Big Hairy Smelly Vagina open for the Cranberries in '98 at Lillith Fair.

Posted by: Beorn at October 27, 2015 03:06 PM (dGF4J)

14 And the sidebar article says there's not enough bullshit in the world.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 27, 2015 03:06 PM (XUKZU)

15 I wonder what Pajama Boy's position is on this?
(prolly on the bottom).

Posted by: maddogg at October 27, 2015 03:07 PM (xWW96)

16 The GAF meter is stuck on zero. Only because that little pin won't let it go below zero.

Slow news day I guess.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at October 27, 2015 03:07 PM (JOG+K)

17 Re: the Thomas Rabuanos of the world:

We Don't Care - just shut up about it and get on living your life outside of your own vagina or whatever is in your pants.

This self-absorption is the WORST.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2015 03:07 PM (NOIQH)

18 I've never been a big fan of ignorance . . . but . . . maybe it's time to start ignoring these, ah, people.

Those who do not contend, cannot be contented with.

Posted by: GBruno at October 27, 2015 03:07 PM (u49WF)

19 And people wonder why there was a Pussy Riot in Russia? Was being oppressed by the Big Hairy Smelly Vajayjay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 03:07 PM (XYw4l)

20 "What a stupid time to be alive." ~ John Ekdahl

Posted by: Andy at October 27, 2015 03:08 PM (sspT/)

21 WHAT A DUMB TIME TO BE ALIVE!

I SELF-IDENTIFY AS AN OMNISEXUAL!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at October 27, 2015 03:08 PM (vd4oB)

22 I saw Greer the Oppressor open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at the Finger Lakes Performing Arts Center, 2002 or so

Posted by: Bigby's Raycis Chinese Finger Trap at October 27, 2015 03:08 PM (3ZtZW)

23 >>They all want to be different in exactly the same ways.


If it takes 2+ paragraphs to describe your sex and sexual preferences (heck, more than TWO WORDS) you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2015 03:08 PM (NOIQH)

24 you know, Berlin in the Weimar era was a very interesting place


Germany in 1932: one-third voting communist, one-third voting National Socialist, and normal ( frightened ) people pushed into a tight corner by a sick decadent culture and the increasingly ferocious anger people who had given up


self-expression uber alles, comrades. Stimmt doch...

Posted by: English guy who makes tangential comments at October 27, 2015 03:08 PM (8CdUx)

25 Finally!

This is the subject that's been tearing at me all day, so I'm glad someone laid a few thousand words out on it.

Until we get this settled, pretty much nothing else matters.

Posted by: jwest at October 27, 2015 03:09 PM (Zs4uk)

26 All juveniles do this -- they're literally trying to figure out who they are, and what makes them "special," and very into contrived self-definitions.


I am the best German speaking left-handed flyfisherman in the room.

I am also alone in the room, but I'm still special.

Posted by: Bandersnatcah at October 27, 2015 03:09 PM (JtwS4)

27 Shorter title: When Special Interest Worlds Collide.

Posted by: Beorn at October 27, 2015 03:09 PM (dGF4J)

28 They left one off the list:

Poofsexual, the state of being denied entrance to Monty Python videos. ("No Poofters!")

Oh, and "lavendersexual." (Hey, if we can have "graysexual," why not "lavendersexual" or "pucesexual" or . . . Never mind, I'm grossing myself out.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2015 03:09 PM (wQDH5)

29 Along this same line, I give you this picture of the democrat nominee for mayor of Charlotte.



Woman or Man? You decide?



http://tinyurl.com/njbevqd

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 27, 2015 03:09 PM (jJRIy)

30 Germaine Greer has opined that no man could be a woman because men don't know what it's like to have a "big, hairy, smelly vagina,"



It's called marriage, you dumb twat.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2015 03:09 PM (/tG8l)

31 15 I wonder what Pajama Boy's position is on this?

----------------

HE'S A REVERSE COWGIRL!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at October 27, 2015 03:09 PM (vd4oB)

32 Remember when they said that conservatives wanted to peek into people's bedrooms. These nutjobs want to drag the bedroom out onto the front lawn. And make your kids watch.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 27, 2015 03:09 PM (OiH3z)

33 Is it too much to ask that they be put in Thunderdome for our entertainment?

Posted by: Iblis at October 27, 2015 03:10 PM (9221z)

34 Germany in 1932: one-third voting communist, one-third voting National Socialist, and normal ( frightened ) people pushed into a tight corner by a sick decadent culture and the increasingly ferocious anger people who had given up

Don't forget the rioting in the streets that ended suddenly when the Nazis won.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 03:10 PM (39g3+)

35 The 80s were so boring. We only had guys and gals and Boy George.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 27, 2015 03:10 PM (1RNgT)

36 This is what jerks do.

Ace,
Thank you for trying to explain all these "genders" but there are only male & female. This other trash is attention seeking BS.

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 03:10 PM (sj3Ax)

37 #15 I wonder what Pajama Boy's position is on this?
(prolly on the bottom).


...on his tummy.

Posted by: Beorn at October 27, 2015 03:11 PM (dGF4J)

38 The GAF meter is stuck on zero. Only because that little pin won't let it go below zero.



Bend it like Beckham!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2015 03:11 PM (/tG8l)

39 I had a big, smelly, hairy vagina with lima beans and a fine chianti

Posted by: Bigby's Raycis Chinese Finger Trap at October 27, 2015 03:11 PM (3ZtZW)

40 I think these kids need some hardship, stat.

Posted by: Dianna at October 27, 2015 03:11 PM (DV/Ik)

41 I hereby propose the Style Guide to refer to all those nitwits as "derposexuals". Because derp derp McDerp.

Man, it's gonna suck when reality finally comes crashing down on their extended childhoods. For us too, mind you, but at least we'll have a nice supply of tasty tasty schadenfreude.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 27, 2015 03:11 PM (9krrF)

42 >>Woman or Man? You decide?

Man, at the chromosomal level. No idea what has/hasn't been medically reconfigured, though..

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2015 03:11 PM (NOIQH)

43 It's always drama or film or some other bullshit majors that do this. When I was in college they were the weird freaks as well. Not much has changed i guess

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 27, 2015 03:11 PM (0LHZx)

44 "Because men don't know what it's like to have a "big, hairy, smelly vagina".


I know what it's like. *points at his wife, shudders*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 27, 2015 03:12 PM (2oWD2)

45 The Special Snowflakes brigade of the Soviet Justice Wankers have turned the public commons into the private bathhouse or outhouse. And when people minding their own business recoil in shock, then the SS/SJWs start acting like enraged monkeys and screeching about hate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 03:12 PM (XYw4l)

46 five prefer the singular they

THEY IS NOT SINGULAR OMFG I CAN'T WITH AND THE AND THEN


ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

*ragetwitches all over*

Posted by: alexthechick - All The Whatever Hands at October 27, 2015 03:12 PM (mf5HN)

47 Don't forget the rioting in the streets that ended suddenly when the Nazis won.

=========


Also the homemade tanks with skull and crossbones on em

Posted by: Bigby's Raycis Chinese Finger Trap at October 27, 2015 03:12 PM (3ZtZW)

48 So, basically, the Sexual Left is a bunch of arrested adolescents expressing their angst and low sex drive using academic argle-bargle and lots of hand-waving. Got it.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at October 27, 2015 03:12 PM (RD7QR)

49 Ok. FINALLY we get a substantive thread on this blog. A thread dedicated to me is long overdue.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 27, 2015 03:12 PM (E5UB0)

50 Asexual: a person who doesn't experience sexual desire, but who may experience romantic longing

Aromantic: a person who doesn't experience romantic longing, but does experience sexual desire


So...does 'romantic' longing mean you just want to cuddle or something?

*is confused*

Posted by: Lea at October 27, 2015 03:12 PM (lIU4e)

51
Now I know why hillary wears pantsuits and bill moistens his cigars in young jewish girls.

Posted by: up to speed at October 27, 2015 03:13 PM (q4hvt)

52 >>I hereby propose the Style Guide to refer to all those nitwits as "derposexuals". Because derp derp McDerp.


...or "ego-sexuals" because, damn!, so much of their ego is wrapped up in this nonsense.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2015 03:13 PM (NOIQH)

53 If you think Caitlyn Jenner is a woman, you hate science.

Posted by: Dang at October 27, 2015 03:13 PM (2oWD2)

54 Most of these girls are this way because they sexually frustrated. They just need a long, deep, hard pounding by a real man.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 27, 2015 03:13 PM (OiH3z)

55 Here, let me mansplain what it means to be a woman...

I would sock it as Caitlyn Jenner, but, you know, I can't really do that now.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 27, 2015 03:13 PM (XiVKO)

56 Who cares? [I guess the fact that I posted implies I do so just ignore my hypocrisy] The revolutionaries are always hunting for counter-revolutionaries within their ranks to purge whether it's France in the 1790s or Russia in the 1920s or academia now. They are softer and more pliable targets than conservatives because conservatives mostly don't suck the tit of academia for their livelihood.

Posted by: Naes at October 27, 2015 03:13 PM (Ypc8j)

57 I had a discussion with my wife about this whole transgender trend and said it's just kids who are depserate for attention. It's the 2010s version of dying you hair pink of the 80s/90s. And she got really mad at me saying I was insensitive, etc etc. I was surprised at her reaction since generally speaking my wife is not fucking insane.

Oh well....

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at October 27, 2015 03:14 PM (0LHZx)

58 The sell out continues. Boner fvcking us on the way out the door.


NY Slime link.




http://tinyurl.com/pwfzoup

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 27, 2015 03:14 PM (jJRIy)

59 She looks fairly hideous compared to me at this point.

Maybe the feminist movement should disown her.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 27, 2015 03:14 PM (E5UB0)

60 I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!

Posted by: MSM at October 27, 2015 03:14 PM (so+oy)

61 Arch-Feminist Leftist Germaine Greer May Be Disinvited from University Talk For Denying Caitlyn Jenner Is a Woman

Just wondering ... did Bruce Jenner even legally change his name, yet?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2015 03:14 PM (zc3Db)

62 2 Bruce still has a peniis is not a woman.

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 03:03 PM (sj3Ax)

++++

Call me old-fashioned, but I think there is more to a being women than just a guy with his dick cut off.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 27, 2015 03:14 PM (IN7k+)

63 So...does 'romantic' longing mean you just want to cuddle or something?

Kissing, hugging, flowers, poetry, romantic gestures, kindness, etc yeah. I really lean this direction myself. Someone to love and keep and walk into forever with, not someone to hump regularly.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 03:14 PM (39g3+)

64 italics

Posted by: Baron HTML Tester at October 27, 2015 03:14 PM (dGF4J)

65 I love watching them eat their own, though. This is the world you've built, hope you're happy with it.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 27, 2015 03:14 PM (XiVKO)

66 I hereby propose the Style Guide to refer to all those nitwits as "derposexuals". Because derp derp McDerp.

I'm just going to call them "fucking idiots".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 27, 2015 03:14 PM (YEelc)

67 Also the homemade tanks with skull and crossbones on em



Daniel Day Lewis and Otter??

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2015 03:14 PM (/tG8l)

68 I never realized that the world was filled with so many wanton orifices.

Posted by: Fritz at October 27, 2015 03:15 PM (UzPAd)

69 I saw Big Hairy Smelly Vagina open for the Cranberries in '98 at Lillith Fair.

Literally open for? Eww...

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2015 03:15 PM (3U4+k)

70 I would sock it as Caitlyn Jenner, but, you know, I can't really do that now.
Posted by: Chupacabra
--------------------------------------------
Don't sock it. Be it.

Posted by: Dr. Frank-n-furter at October 27, 2015 03:15 PM (E5UB0)

71 We are utterly and hopelessly doomed.

These people vote.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, like totally sad about current happenings and stuff at October 27, 2015 03:15 PM (/Ho8c)

72
Translation: I AM SPECIAL. I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am!
I'm also better than you.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 27, 2015 03:15 PM (uhftQ)

73 In what way is the world a better place without genders?

And to voice my tiny opinion, I have not set foot in Target, since they announced their intention to do away with some gendered departments.

Reap what you sow.

Posted by: GBruno at October 27, 2015 03:15 PM (u49WF)

74 You know who is really special?


Baltimore's victim #280.

Just happened a few hours ago.


Sometimes, special isn't a good thing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2015 03:15 PM (VPLuQ)

75 Bruce still has a peniis & is not a woman.
Posted by: Carol
-------------------------------------------
It's all a psychological construct, honey.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 27, 2015 03:15 PM (E5UB0)

76 >>So...does 'romantic' longing mean you just want to cuddle or something? *is confused*

Want to be loved, cherished vs. want to be pounded like a screendoor in a hurricane?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2015 03:16 PM (NOIQH)

77 All that carbon dioxide that Mars Marson sent into the air just to announce that she likes the smell of her own farts.

*shakes head*

Planet ain't going to heal if you keep doing that, Mars.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Treat Your Tricksters to an I Scream at the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2015 03:16 PM (hLRSq)

78 What's the one called where you have a gigantic cock and like to bone hot cis-gendered female humans? I'm getting a t-shirt made and don't want to fuck it up.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 27, 2015 03:16 PM (1RNgT)

79 I don't know about Mrs. Moo, but I'll say Mrs. Chupacabra seems perfectly normal, until she goes fucking insane.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 27, 2015 03:16 PM (XiVKO)

80 Do they learn this trash at college? If so, it's another reason not to waste $$$ on liberal loon professors!

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 03:16 PM (sj3Ax)

81 five prefer the singular they

THEY IS NOT SINGULAR OMFG I CAN'T WITH AND THE AND THEN


ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

*ragetwitches all over*
Posted by: alexthechick - All The Whatever Hands at October 27, 2015 03:12 PM (mf5HN



You're so pretty!


I have wondered about the teaching of foreign language at schools which embrace this sort of codswallop.

If gender is mumblenormative, how does on teach the conjugation of French verbs?

What about those horrible languages in which the words themselves have genders?

The mind boggles.

Posted by: Bandersnatcah at October 27, 2015 03:16 PM (JtwS4)

82 This is the Penultimate in White Male Privilege.
Woman Of The Year, Only because he has a penis...

Posted by: Judas Washington at October 27, 2015 03:16 PM (eOpVe)

83 I guaran-dayum-tee that all these special snowflakes who agonize about sex to the point of worrying about pronouns have never had good sex.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 27, 2015 03:16 PM (kXoT0)

84 Call me old-fashioned, but I think there is more to a being women than just a guy with his dick cut off.

Preach it, sister!

Posted by: Wayne Bobbitt at October 27, 2015 03:16 PM (3U4+k)

85 Ok, to unsock. I love this. The left devouring itself.

This is hilarious. We should be enjoying it. Their world view is contradictory in a number of places, and now that is causing them to run into each other like the mindless wind up robots that they are.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 27, 2015 03:17 PM (E5UB0)

86 This is very sad. A lot of young people are out there all wrapped up in their (sometimes self-inflicted) mental illness. I say sometimes, because although some of these people have deliberately chosen a lifestyle that rejects the very core of their being, (their own body), I'm convinced that some of these people were victims of child sexual abuse and just do not know what to do with that, other than to eliminate themselves from themselves. There's a lot of pain wrapped up in this. It's hard for me to laugh at them because I've seen victims of child sexual abuse. Sometimes there is nowhere to go with that crushing betrayal other than to act out.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 03:17 PM (dFi94)

87 *couriers to AlextheChick a plate of Tim-bits and a glass of milk*

How about we make it very simple for all these gender-benders, call them it.

Or we resurrect from the MUD/MOO/MUCK days the term hir, a simple concatenation. But fanatics like Germain Greer would probably still complain because males got two letters - hi while womyn only got one letter - r.

Face it, the two year old brats will not be satisfied until their demands are met or they are promptly spanked hard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 03:17 PM (XYw4l)

88 You're welcome.

Posted by: Mr. Rogers at October 27, 2015 03:18 PM (LUgeY)

89 #69 I saw Big Hairy Smelly Vagina open for the Cranberries in '98 at Lillith Fair.

Literally open for? Eww...


It was a seminal moment.

Posted by: Beorn at October 27, 2015 03:18 PM (dGF4J)

90 Is the Shopping gene a definitive requirement for femaleness?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2015 03:19 PM (VPLuQ)

91 I identify as a Kaiju.

I have asked about reassignment surgery, but no answers yet.

Also, for Alex's ragestroke, "they" has been used as singular for centuries - typically when referring to an unknown or anonymous person.

The hijacking as a gender thing is recent and stupid but not unexpected.

There is an argument that modern convenience allows people too much time for people to waste, but A) I *like* modern convenience and B) every alternative seems to be totalitarian bullshit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 27, 2015 03:19 PM (bLnSU)

92 You know who is really special?


Baltimore's victim #280.

Just happened a few hours ago.


Sometimes, special isn't a good thing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Over/under for 365 by December 31st?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2015 03:19 PM (/tG8l)

93 Glad people pay 50K a year for higher education so the future leaders of this country can think clearly. What a bargain.

Posted by: maddogg at October 27, 2015 03:19 PM (xWW96)

94 This world has gone irretrievably insane.

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2015 03:19 PM (8HTq1)

95 "Currently, I say that I am agender. I'm removing myself from the social construct of gender," says Mars Marson, a 21-year-old NYU film major with a thatch of short black hair.

Is clown a gender? Cuz if it is, you are definitely not "agender."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 27, 2015 03:19 PM (8ZskC)

96 >>I guaran-dayum-tee that all these special snowflakes who agonize about
sex to the point of worrying about pronouns have never had good sex.


Heh. To busy with all this mental masturbation over their very, special, totes unique sexuality.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2015 03:20 PM (NOIQH)

97 It's no wonder that Mars Marston is screwed up, it's the name. Are planets genders now?

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 03:20 PM (sj3Ax)

98 Would it be too much to ask the "confused" and "conflicted" to get a chromosome test? You is what you is.

Posted by: douger at October 27, 2015 03:20 PM (eM6QK)

99 And to voice my tiny opinion, I have not set foot in Target, since they announced their intention to do away with some gendered departments.

Target has been slouching toward Gamorrah for a while now. I didn't care when they chased off those loud and annoying bell ringers from the Salvation Army so much but it was a symptom of a larger trend in their leadership and company vision.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 03:20 PM (39g3+)

100 It's like the Rockers vs. the Mods all over again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 27, 2015 03:20 PM (8ZskC)

101 86 It's neo-paganism. Pagans are all about transformation, magical thinking, and rejecting reality. There's always weird transformations like Zeus into a swan.

Posted by: Naes at October 27, 2015 03:20 PM (Ypc8j)

102 After extensive research on the subject of contemporay human sexuality* I can say with near 100% certainty that the days of the big hairy vagina are over.


* aka pron

Posted by: se pa moron at October 27, 2015 03:20 PM (sI4OA)

103 You're so pretty!


I have wondered about the teaching of foreign language at schools which embrace this sort of codswallop.

If gender is mumblenormative, how does on teach the conjugation of French verbs?

What about those horrible languages in which the words themselves have genders?

The mind boggles.
Posted by: Bandersnatcah at October 27, 2015 03:16 PM (JtwS4)

Or, say, Russian, which has patronymics! PATER, as in FATHER, as in you have to take a version of your father's name as one of your names! The horror!

Posted by: Germaine Erikovna Greer at October 27, 2015 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

104 How about we make it very simple for all these gender-benders, call them it.

Or we resurrect from the MUD/MOO/MUCK days the term hir, a simple concatenation. But fanatics like Germain Greer would probably still complain because males got two letters - hi while womyn only got one letter - r.


I always prefer to tack the three pronouns together. Why, I even give the feminine first spot on the construction.

Though for some reason my contraction of "she - he - it" never caught on. Intentionally, anyway.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 27, 2015 03:20 PM (9krrF)

105 Slime ball Trump's religious slur of Carson picked up by the NY Slime. Nice work Donald.



NY Slime link.




http://tinyurl.com/pkkn5ue

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 27, 2015 03:20 PM (jJRIy)

106 Oh dear, now that would be a J.J. Abrams movie - King Ghiddorah, Sith Lord.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 03:21 PM (XYw4l)

107 Ms. Bruce Jenner
Pelted by estrogen
Turns into Caitlyn
Isn't he feminine.

Decathloning
With the power of a bull
She's so macho just
Look at those mandibles.

The ever lovin' Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 27, 2015 03:21 PM (E5UB0)

108 Heh Voinovich: "Rubio lacks experience to be president." Funny how that suddenly is a thing, again.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 03:21 PM (39g3+)

109 Ace, sometimes words fail me. But they never fail you.
Bravo! Way to capture the nothingness of our next generation and give them the verbal beating they deserve.


BTW, more than half of millennials are pretty squared away, but each generation's share of freaks seems to get larger.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 27, 2015 03:21 PM (kKHcp)

110 " FUCK.
THEM.
ALL."


Nope, not even with Hillary's strap-on.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Treat Your Tricksters to an I Scream at the Outrage Outlet! at October 27, 2015 03:21 PM (hLRSq)

111 How about we make it very simple for all these gender-benders, call them it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 03:17 PM (XYw4l)


In the early 90s I came up with (and may not have been the first) the Universal Pronoun:

Combine she, he and it into the pronoun s/h/it. Shit.

"Shit said something?"
"You going to take that shit out?"
"I heard shit was upset about the scheduled speaker."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 27, 2015 03:22 PM (bLnSU)

112 One more thought:

In order to be a special snowflake, you must lack self-awareness to the point that you don't realize that you and your tiny little self are just a waste of hair and air.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 27, 2015 03:22 PM (kXoT0)

113 Bruce Jenner is just your run-of-the-mill eunuch. Nothing radical or new about that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2015 03:22 PM (zc3Db)

114 Their world view is contradictory in a number of places, and now that
is causing them to run into each other like the mindless wind up robots
that they are.>>>

Reminds me of all the strategy we would put into setting up our players on the vibrating table football game as a kid. Once you turn it on they all just go where they want. I guess it was the Stratego for dem kids.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 27, 2015 03:22 PM (wrS2o)

115
Eh.

I got nuthin' but the name.

...

...

How's about, I want to Donkey Punch Pancho?

...

...

No?

Well, fuck you.

*rides off into sunset on unicorn*

Posted by: Cis-co Kid at October 27, 2015 03:22 PM (0cMkb)

116 Obviously, "unemployment" is the primary answer. Lots of publicly-paid therapy. Tatoos and group apartments with annual migrations further and further away from Manhattan as costs escalate. Probably protests over Income Disparity at a minimum for the mildly afflicted. Maybe forcible institutionalization in a few more serious cases.

Generally speaking: expensive uselessness is their future.

I have an idea: Lets found a progressive Utopia with publicly paid-for theatre in Ecuador and send them there. Anyone who agrees to give up their citizenship and never come home again gets an annual welfare payment of $15,000 for the next ten years. Or until they die of drug overdoses, whichever comes first.

Posted by: MTF at October 27, 2015 03:22 PM (TxJGV)

117 There may be persons who are aromantic, but I think they should label the entire thing along with the cisnormative, etc list as "AROMATIC" because it all stinks-a lot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2015 03:22 PM (No/ki)

118 I can say with near 100% certainty that the days of the big hairy vagina are over.

Oh they'll be back. Don't rebuff the muff. Don't be smirkin at the merkin.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 03:22 PM (39g3+)

119 I don't know about you, but I was perfectly content when these weirdos didn't have a venue to express their weirdness.

I'm all in favor of them keeping their personal problems between themselves, their mental healthcare professionals and the other weirdos they interact with.

Posted by: Hank at October 27, 2015 03:22 PM (V9g65)

120 Brother Cavil and Merovign, or we simply call all of them "Pat"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 03:23 PM (XYw4l)

121 A modest proposal: bundle up all these nitwits and airlift them to IS territory. Let them try "removing myself from the social construct of gender" over there.

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 27, 2015 03:23 PM (vd4oB)

122 >>>Slime ball Trump's religious slur of Carson picked up by the NY Slime. Nice work Donald.


Secondary issues. Let Carson take his hard stand on immigration and I'd support him. Stop taking smelling salts like a victorian delicate flower every time Trump says something that offends your delicate sensibilities. That's not how the Dems win.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 27, 2015 03:23 PM (E5UB0)

123 First world problems.

Bruce may be Caitlyn now, but he'll always be a dude to me.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 27, 2015 03:23 PM (6n332)

124 42
>>Woman or Man? You decide?





Man, at the chromosomal level. No idea what has/hasn't been medically reconfigured, though..

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2015 03:11 PM (NOIQH)


She's a real woman, top ten ugliest in the nation, she has two kids and a husband. Poor guy. Maybe she gives good BJ's?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 27, 2015 03:23 PM (jJRIy)

125 Leftists never expect the 2nd or 3rd purge. I cant muster up much sympathy for a feminist being hoist on the petard she created. In fact, I just made some popcorn.

Posted by: Fen at October 27, 2015 03:24 PM (LzTHP)

126 There's nothing wrong with a big hairy vagina!

It was normal 15 years ago!

Posted by: Craig's Mom at October 27, 2015 03:24 PM (XiVKO)

127 When you're a guy you're a guy all the way
From your first act of rape til your last dying day

When you're a guy let 'em do what they can
If they hack off your dick
You're no less of a man

Posted by: Germaine Greer at October 27, 2015 03:24 PM (8ZskC)

128 >>>I guaran-dayum-tee that all these special snowflakes who agonize about

sex to the point of worrying about pronouns have never had good sex.<<<

That may be very much true especially if you're hung like a cashew.

Posted by: Fritz at October 27, 2015 03:24 PM (UzPAd)

129 So true, grammiewinger!

I think the one who weren't sexually abused have been mentally abued by the professors who indoctrinated them.

No one wakes up and decides they need 3 paragraphs to describe their sexuality/gender. They had to be taught those word, those concepts, they were encouraged to, like a Lego project, take those building blocks and craft their own specialness.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2015 03:25 PM (NOIQH)

130 "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the ugliest of them all?" - Janet Reno.

"You were by far until the Thing from Charlotte appeared." Magic mirror.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 03:25 PM (XYw4l)

131 Wait until they start insisting that all women's sports teams be open to anyone who identifies as a woman.

Are you a mediocre male soccer player - stardom awaits in women's soccer, as long as you are willing to claim female status!

Posted by: Forward Into The Future at October 27, 2015 03:25 PM (Mrl1e)

132 I can't wait until Bruce Jenner decides that he's Napolean. That's going to be pretty cool.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2015 03:25 PM (zc3Db)

133 Yes, it's all navel gazing. So just sit back and enjoy the freakshow.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 27, 2015 03:25 PM (E5UB0)

134 Germaine better be careful or the PC Principal will have randy marsh draw dicks all over her face to check her privilege.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2015 03:25 PM (z/Ubi)

135 I will tell my (hypothetical) children, "If you want to go to college I will pay for it provided you go into hard science, mathematics, or engineering. If you want a journalism or gender studies degree, I hope you have a scholarship." They might hate me for trying to "control" them but I wish my parents had done that.

Posted by: Naes at October 27, 2015 03:25 PM (Ypc8j)

136 In a few years when they're at the bus station giving dollar bj's I promise to flip them a few sympathy quarters.

Because eventually these people have no purpose or useful vocation.

You can pretend to be a woman, cut off your penis, or whatever- then surround yourself with a bunch of friendly sycophants. But in the end you just some weird dude with questionable hygiene, perhaps missing a part, wearing women's cloths and trying to convince people your mental deficiency and delusions are real.

It would actually be sad if it wasn't so pathetic and attempting to be enforced in some totalitarian way.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2015 03:25 PM (GGCsk)

137 Bruce Jenner is just your run-of-the-mill eunuch. Nothing radical or new about that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


This.

Posted by: Dang at October 27, 2015 03:26 PM (2oWD2)

138 This is classic:

"Rather, it was the students who host the Uncomfortable Learning series--an unofficial, unregistered campus club--who ultimately made the decision.

"They were feeling very uncomfortable about the amount of protest and the tenor of the protest that was going on," said Dettloff. "

So, their "Uncomfortable" series made them uncomfortable?

Heaven forbid!

The goal of any "Uncomfortable Learning" lecture series is to make leftists feel as comfortable and protected from scary ideas as possible.

When we say "uncomfortable," wingnut, we mean something that makes YOU uncomfortable!

Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2015 03:26 PM (jBuUi)

139 126
There's nothing wrong with a big hairy vagina!

It was normal 15 years ago!


Posted by: Craig's Mom at October 27, 2015 03:24 PM (XiVKO)

I love em, except the cleaning my teeth later part

Posted by: Humma, the Mohamadan at October 27, 2015 03:26 PM (jJRIy)

140 If you punch any of these lame assholes in the nose, the blood will still be red, so they have to deal with that nasty little factoid.

Posted by: Roy at October 27, 2015 03:26 PM (VndSC)

141 It's neo-paganism. Pagans are all about
transformation, magical thinking, and rejecting reality. There's always
weird transformations like Zeus into a swan.

Posted by: Naes at October 27, 2015 03:20 PM (Ypc8j)
=======================================

Yes, I think there's a lot of that in the mix too. Alternative religions, alternative genders, alternative lifestyles. It's like they're lost, and don't want to be found. I wonder what they would say if they were asked "Are you a happy person?". My gut tells me most of them are not. Most of them are miserable and they don't know what to do with that misery other than making everyone around them miserable too.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 03:26 PM (dFi94)

142 *pops corn*

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2015 03:26 PM (evdj2)

143 131 I've been advocating this for a while.Hoist them on their own petard.Anyway,women are physically equal right?

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2015 03:27 PM (8HTq1)

144 Mrs. Lowell: Caitlyn is a woman!

Me: Nope

Mrs. Lowell: You need to have an open mind.

Me: Does this person have a Y chromosome?

Mrs. Lowell: Well, yes.

Me: Then it's a dude in a dress.

*Goes to make sure Directv is hooked up in doghouse*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2015 03:27 PM (WiU5D)

145 Nobody would pretend to be transgendered. Just like women don't falsely accuse men of rape.

I absolutely, know it in my heart, that most women do not need to have men take care of them.

But there are a lot of really silly one's that seem to require it.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 27, 2015 03:27 PM (XiVKO)

146 BTW, more than half of millennials are pretty squared away, but each generation's share of freaks seems to get larger.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 27, 2015 03:21 PM (kKHcp)

More than half?
Glad to hear that .

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at October 27, 2015 03:27 PM (QPdNE)

147 You're welcome too.

Posted by: Dr. Benjamin Spock at October 27, 2015 03:27 PM (LUgeY)

148 Ever wonder where stupid College Freshmen come from?

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=237903

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2015 03:28 PM (VPLuQ)

149 Dr. Spock, that one dude who really needed to be sporked.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 03:28 PM (XYw4l)

150 It isn't so much that they're arguing over this shit. I'm totes OK with people wasting time on inconsequential bullshit. I mean, I waste time on the internets, so why judge? Its that they're successfully imposing this bullshit on others - therefore harming others - that I have a problem with it.

Posted by: Bigby's Raycis Chinese Finger Trap at October 27, 2015 03:28 PM (3ZtZW)

151 Since we all get to choose our own pronouns now, the pronoun by which I insist you all call me is "Your Royal Highness."

Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2015 03:28 PM (jBuUi)

152 If you cunt-punt me, do I not bleed?

Posted by: Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner at October 27, 2015 03:28 PM (8ZskC)

153

ugh

as they said in Godzilla

"Let them fight!"

Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 27, 2015 03:28 PM (zOTsN)

154 All this nonsense will be sorted out in the Burning Time.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2015 03:28 PM (evdj2)

155 Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Penis Party?

Posted by: He said Member, hehheheheh at October 27, 2015 03:29 PM (DL2i+)

156 being hoist on the petard

I know that "on" sounds correct but it's really "by" (or "with").

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2015 03:29 PM (zc3Db)

157 Anyone been watching "Alpha House" on Amazon?

Liberal fantasy comedy about how the left believes Republican senators are. Lots of repressed homosexuality.

Posted by: jwest at October 27, 2015 03:29 PM (Zs4uk)

158 Transgenders are mentally ill with a form of body dismorphia. This is especially true when the transgender continues to consider themselves heterosexual as is the case with Jenner.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 27, 2015 03:29 PM (dJdQf)

159 Tell him/ her to whip it out and prove it.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2015 03:29 PM (gE2Li)

160 Leftists never expect the 2nd or 3rd purge. I cant muster up much sympathy for a feminist being hoist on the petard she created. In fact, I just made some popcorn.
Posted by: Fen at October 27, 2015 03:24 PM (LzTHP)

Avsotively, feminists are yesterday's news and they can't handle it. Decades ago, they ganged up with the rainbow coalition as a means to a political end. When you team up with the merely weird, should you be surprised when you are co-opted by the truly crazy?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 27, 2015 03:30 PM (kXoT0)

161 Kissing, hugging, flowers, poetry, romantic gestures, kindness, etc yeah. I really lean this direction myself. Someone to love and keep and walk into forever with, not someone to hump regularly.

And sammiches, right? Gotta have some sammiches.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 27, 2015 03:30 PM (kXzR8)

162 Transgenders are mentally ill with a form of body dismorphia.

Yep. Coddling them is like prescribing amphetamines to anorexics.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2015 03:30 PM (evdj2)

163 Barista: What they'll be failing at in the near to mid future.

Posted by: He said Member, hehheheheh at October 27, 2015 03:30 PM (DL2i+)

164 No wonder ISIS laughs at us.

Posted by: Iblis at October 27, 2015 03:30 PM (9221z)

165 Back in the day the weak-minded lost floundering semi-people who engaged in this kind of un-learning were tucked away out of sight. Now they're on tumblr. That's the only difference.
That and there's money to be made in pandering to them. And they're gullible and want to be coddled, and thus have been folded into the portfolio of socialist control.
But other than that it's just like comic book guy from the Simpsons.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at October 27, 2015 03:31 PM (xuouz)

166 131, 143 - As I said upthread: call their bluff and completely eliminate all gender segregated sports, scholarships, awards, Title IX, etc.

Make them live by their own rules. Bruce Jenner as "Woman of the Year" is a good start. Dont like it? Then you weren't serious that "gender is fluid" blah, blah, blah. Make them own it.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2015 03:31 PM (NOIQH)

167 Meanwhile the Georgia Satellites are trying to rewrite their one hit song ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 03:31 PM (XYw4l)

168 She's a real woman, top ten ugliest in the nation, she has two kids and a husband. Poor guy. Maybe she gives good BJ's?

She cooks a mean hot cocoa and helps me suppress my inner masculinity.

Posted by: Mr Greer, the original pajama boy at October 27, 2015 03:31 PM (39g3+)

169 You can't fix a broken mind by hacking off body parts.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2015 03:31 PM (VPLuQ)

170 I am cis-don'tgiveashit

Posted by: Soona at October 27, 2015 03:31 PM (Fmupd)

171 >>>says Thomas Rabuano, 19, a sophomore drama major who
wears makeup, a turbanlike headband, and a flowy blouse and skirt and
cites Lady Gaga and the gay character Kurt on Glee as big adolescent
role models...


"I like to think of it as outside." Everyone in the group mm-hmmms approval and snaps their fingers in accord.<<<




We've seen some of Rabauno's work... haaaaaated it.



We give it two snaps and a cunt punt down... way down.



Posted by: Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather at October 27, 2015 03:31 PM (lqmAz)

172 they're successfully imposing this bullshit on others - therefore harming others - that I have a problem with it.
Posted by: Bigby's Raycis Chinese Finger Trap


And there, my friend, right there, you have pinpointed the difference between our ideology and theirs.

The content of our beliefs about specific subjects are almost irrelevant; what distinguishes us from them is they we are "laissez-faire" and allow people to do or say whatever shit they want; whereas they want do, nay, INSIST on, imposing their beliefs on everyone.

Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2015 03:31 PM (jBuUi)

173 I dont get it. With surgery and drugs you still look like the sex you were born. Why not be satisfied? If female, you can dress in pants etc. Why not be a cute boy? If male, well, I dont know what you can do but cuttting off yoru balls and dic is not the answer.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 27, 2015 03:31 PM (iQIUe)

174 I pity the fool in human resources when (maybe 'if' is the better word) these special snowflakes hit the workplace. Holy shit, are they gonna stir the pot.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 27, 2015 03:31 PM (sI4OA)

175 I think a lot of these special snowflakes don't know the real gay world, either.

Sure, it's super-supportive a lot of the time, but it can also be catty and cunty if you fall outside the mean. I point you to the Lurid Digs website for proof of that.

But seriously, don't go to the Lurid Digs website.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 27, 2015 03:31 PM (XiVKO)

176

when confronted with people who insist that this man is a woman, I adopt a "bless his heart" attitude

poor fella is mentally ill

he has body dysmorphia

the suicide rates after transition are so high, even if they manage to find partners

I dont hate them. I think they are ill

Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 27, 2015 03:31 PM (zOTsN)

177 Neutrois:

Warning: Do not use French ATF fluid - check your owners manual and only use Dexron III or Mercon IV as appropriate.

Posted by: DaveA at October 27, 2015 03:32 PM (DL2i+)

178 Just because you cut your pee pee off it doesn't make you a woman, and this pin head hasn't even whacked his pee pee yet.

Posted by: Killerdog at October 27, 2015 03:32 PM (2gMtq)

179 And in this ring we have the most confused beast ever to walk the Earth...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 27, 2015 03:33 PM (LUgeY)

180 once I frame it in terms of mental illness, its pretty hard to argue

Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 27, 2015 03:33 PM (zOTsN)

181 "Liberal fantasy comedy about how the left believes Republican senators are. Lots of repressed homosexuality."

Yeah, like that could ever happen in real life.

Posted by: Larry "Wide Stance" Craig at October 27, 2015 03:33 PM (noWW6)

182 I haven't seen Moo Moo here lately.
Luck?

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 03:33 PM (sj3Ax)

183 Its true that modern society is lost. Its cast adrift, without any foundation or skeleton. Even what they are trying to build up as a replacement has no foundation or spine to it; eternally "progressing" and changing every week, let alone year. What was once orthodoxy is next heresy.

They need salvation so they can be found and given something to hold to in their lives. Atheists often call religion a "crutch" but the truth is faith is an anchor. It keeps you from being blown all over the sea and into the rocks. It holds you in place while the storms rage around you. Jettison all tradition, faith, and truth and all that's left is madness and squabbling for meaning.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 03:34 PM (39g3+)

184 I self-identify as a college girls track runner and I seek admittance to the locker room.

Posted by: Bandersnatcah at October 27, 2015 03:34 PM (JtwS4)

185 I don't know about you, but I was perfectly content when these weirdos didn't have a venue to express their weirdness.

Posted by: Hank at October 27, 2015 03:22 PM (V9g65)


That's what side-shows were for.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2015 03:34 PM (zc3Db)

186 Transgenders are mentally ill with a form of body dismorphia.

Yep. Mutilating their genitalia is like performing stomach stapling on an 80-pound bulimic who's sure she's fat.

It's criminal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 27, 2015 03:34 PM (8ZskC)

187
Funny I initially misread this word Neutrois as Neurosis and thought "hey that's the only word you need for all the BS"

Posted by: simplemind at October 27, 2015 03:35 PM (JTwsP)

188 With both gender and race now being defined as fluid, I love to stop people who are arguing with me by just asking "Is this because I'm black?", or "Is this because I'm a lesbian?"


I didn't make the rules.
But I'm damn sure gonna play by them to the hilt.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2015 03:35 PM (VPLuQ)

189 I've got to comment on the comments...

This is like friends trying to get the conversation going at a real shitty dinner party.

Trouble is , someone is serving the Kaboom soufflé with a chilled Chianti and nobody knows what to say.

I'm going out on the fire escape and start smoking again.

Posted by: jwest at October 27, 2015 03:35 PM (Zs4uk)

190 "Germaine better be careful or the PC Principal will have randy marsh draw dicks all over her face to check her privilege."


Germaine Greer, please report to my Office. Now.

Posted by: PC Principal at October 27, 2015 03:35 PM (OD2ni)

191 >>And to voice my tiny opinion, I have not set foot in Target, since they announced their intention to do away with some gendered departments.

Target had gone too far in the other direction, imo. They didn't really need a 'boy lego aisle' colored blue did they? I found it irritating and I dont' care about these things as a rule.

Posted by: Lea at October 27, 2015 03:35 PM (lIU4e)

192 182
I haven't seen Moo Moo here lately.

Luck?

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 03:33 PM (sj3Ax)

Didn't ace finally give him the ban hammer?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 27, 2015 03:35 PM (jJRIy)

193 >>...But other than that it's just like comic book guy from the Simpsons.

Except that this is being fostered by academia, government and media/entertainment industries. They're churning out how many thousands of Genders Studies graduates every year, and a lot of them end up in government, where they inflict this nonsense on the rest of us. Just look at Gov. Cuomo, who with the strike of a pen, changed discrimination law to cover transgenders.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2015 03:35 PM (NOIQH)

194 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 03:34 PM (39g3+)

Nicely said; Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2015 03:35 PM (No/ki)

195 Transgenders are mentally ill with a form of body dismorphia.


Anorexic girls receiving liposuction and stomach stapling surgeries would be so... brave.

Posted by: Dang at October 27, 2015 03:35 PM (2oWD2)

196 I dont hate them. I think they are ill

Yes. Don't hate people, but you can hate their ideology and need to impose it on everyone. There's a lot of mental illness imposed on society these days. They keep changing the definitions to allow whatever the latest progressive dictum is, so what was once known as madness is now simply a "harmless variant."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 03:36 PM (39g3+)

197 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 03:34 PM (39g3+)
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Thanks, Mr. Taylor.




Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 03:36 PM (dFi94)

198 I haven't seen Moo Moo here lately.

Luck?

he's posting as Monsieur Mew-Mew

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2015 03:36 PM (No/ki)

199 its like helping an anorexic diet

or those people addicted to plastic surgery who make themselves hideous characatures even if they retain their gender

I think addiction to plastic surgery is a real thing

a people with money thing

Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 27, 2015 03:37 PM (zOTsN)

200 Posted by: Christopher Taylor


Nice. And thank you.

Posted by: Dang at October 27, 2015 03:37 PM (2oWD2)

201 "Yep. Mutilating their genitalia is like performing stomach stapling on an 80-pound bulimic who's sure she's fat.

It's criminal."

In five years, expressing an opinion that "surgically mutilating yourself does not actually transform you into a woman" will be defined as hate speech and will be subject to prosecution.

You're the criminal, Comrade.

Posted by: Forward Into The Future at October 27, 2015 03:37 PM (Mrl1e)

202 I know what it's like to have a big, hairy, smelly vagina. I traded her in for one who bathes and grooms.

Posted by: wth - yessir at October 27, 2015 03:37 PM (wAQA5)

203 Just because you cut your pee pee off it doesn't make you a woman, and this pin head hasn't even whacked his pee pee yet.
Posted by: Killerdog at October 27, 2015 03:32 PM (2gMtq)

What i think about Bruce/Caitlyn is this: he was tired of being a has-been hanging with a bunch of publicity whores who hog all the limelight, so he dreams up this "I am Woman" shtick to get his share of attention. I predict that he will keep his penis and at some future date go back to being a man because the h8ters made it too hard to be a gal, which will get him another big bunch of attention. If he really wanted to be a woman, why wait till age 65 when all he could be was an old woman?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 27, 2015 03:37 PM (kXoT0)

204 And in this ring we have the most confused beast ever to walk the Earth...Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 27, 2015 03:33


Speaking of boxers, saw a good one today...

(Former boxer )Yusaf Mack remembers everything except for the gay threesome.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 27, 2015 03:37 PM (sI4OA)

205 Moo Moo was banned? Good news.

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 03:38 PM (sj3Ax)

206 Speaking of "The Rest of the Story," the Wiki truth behind the movie The Danish Girl.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lili_Elbe

There was no happily ever after for Lili.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 03:38 PM (XYw4l)

207 >>>Transgenders are mentally ill with a form of body dismorphia.<<<

I'm pretty sure that at this point, Bruce is just an uglier version of his daddy granddaddy.

Posted by: Fritz at October 27, 2015 03:38 PM (UzPAd)

208 I haven't seen Moo Moo here lately.

Luck?

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 03:33 PM (sj3Ax)

Didn't ace finally give him the ban hammer?

He was here all mornring, IIRC

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 27, 2015 03:38 PM (kXzR8)

209 I self-identify as a college girls track runner and I seek admittance to the locker room.

I thought you still had to stay 100 yards away from Alison Stokke?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 03:38 PM (39g3+)

210 We must respect each person's truth.

If Bruce Jenner wants to play pretend-dolly games with makeup and dresses and imagine that he is a girl, then we must let him.

My truth, however, which also must be respected, is that Bruce Jenner is a man named Bruce Jenner who is suffering a psychotic episode. If you deny my truth in my presence, you are macro-aggressing me!

Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2015 03:39 PM (jBuUi)

211 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2015 03:35 PM (No/ki)
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Hey there Fenelon. I came in on the early morning thread just as you were leaving. I wrote a note of what I hope is an encouragement to you, with a link I think you might enjoy. It's #402 on the first thread of the day if you have the time to take a look.







Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 03:39 PM (dFi94)

212 "... the radiant narcissism of the unfashionably plain and heroically unaccomplished."

You're a master, Ace! Only you could write that.

Posted by: Pyrocles at October 27, 2015 03:40 PM (fVOPU)

213 I haven't seen Moo Moo here lately.

He's been posting as Mew Mew and was on just a while ago in the previous thread.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 03:40 PM (39g3+)

214



Caitlyn Jenner has the potential of getting prostrate or testicular cancer and has XY chromosome.

Chaz Bono has the potential of getting ovarian, cervical or uterine cancer and has XX chromosome.
Hormone therapy or surgery is not going to change that.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 27, 2015 03:40 PM (yfObW)

215 All those "female" East German Olympic athletes were not cheating, they were simply harbingers of the radiant future, Comrades!

Soon all "female" Olympic athletics will look just like the East Germans did, with the possible exception of gymnastics.

Posted by: Forward Into The Future at October 27, 2015 03:40 PM (Mrl1e)

216 Is there a concerted plan to encourage this sort of behavior?


Seems to me there ought to be a plan. Like a concerted trolling effort of the main sites where these debates are occurring.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 27, 2015 03:41 PM (4ErVI)

217 Bandersnatch, I thought you had an official title - Royal Pillow fluffer for the Ravage?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 03:41 PM (XYw4l)

218 I saw Big, Hairy, Smelly Vagina in the Wal Mart bathroom with a Jimmy Dean sausage.

Posted by: wth - yessir at October 27, 2015 03:41 PM (wAQA5)

219 If I can't shop at Target or Walmart, I don't have any place around to get things like tp cheaply.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 27, 2015 03:41 PM (0MJkC)

220 There once was a woman who was female
fell in love with a man who was he-male.
They got married just assumin'
that their children would be human,
that the girls could be girls and boys be male.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at October 27, 2015 03:41 PM (hiT/m)

221 Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 03:39 PM (dFi94)

Thanks; I'll take a look.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2015 03:41 PM (No/ki)

222 I thought you still had to stay 100 yards away from Alison Stokke?

The restraining order was taken out against my cis-male persona.

Now that I've fluidly adopted college age track girl identity, I further bend the stereotypes by dressing and acting like a middle-aged man.

Posted by: Bandersnatcah at October 27, 2015 03:41 PM (JtwS4)

223 So much for human beings being the crowning achievement of nature.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2015 03:42 PM (9mTYi)

224 Bunkerintheburbs,
Thank you.

I usually don't read anything he posts.

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 03:42 PM (sj3Ax)

225 Seems to me, graysexuals would be all about the anal probing and such.

Posted by: Roy at October 27, 2015 03:42 PM (VndSC)

226 219
If I can't shop at Target or Walmart, I don't have any place around to get things like tp cheaply.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 27, 2015 03:41 PM (0MJkC)

Costco is good.
Also don't throw all your socks in the wash on a gray, cloudy and rainy day. Life just sucks when you do that.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 27, 2015 03:42 PM (4ErVI)

227 I can say I identify as Harrison Ford, but that don't make me him.

Dammit.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 27, 2015 03:43 PM (9krrF)

228 >>Soon all "female" Olympic athletics will look just like the East Germans did, with the possible exception of gymnastics.

Current Iranian Olympic women's soccer team was recently found to have 9 men. Hard to tell when they play in a hijab-style uniform, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2015 03:43 PM (NOIQH)

229 So, um, not to go all SoCon here, but if you live in a world where Glee and Lady Gaga are celebrated, then you get:

a sophomore drama major who wears makeup, a turbanlike headband, and a flowy blouse and skirt and cites Lady Gaga and the gay character Kurt on Glee as big adolescent role models.

That is just how it works.

You can't stand on one side and applaud all that, and call the people who look at it and go "that's not right" and call them a bunch of uptight prudes who believe in the Invisible Man and then go, oh, wow, did NOT see that coming when the world is not only weirder than you imagine, but weirder than you can imagine.

Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2015 03:43 PM (2Ocf1)

230 I think to point is to make young people as confused as possible so that "anything goes"

I really do think there is active recruiting in some corners

Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 27, 2015 03:44 PM (zOTsN)

231 So when some hairy dude wants the job as a company's hot receptionist does the boss have to hire him?

Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at October 27, 2015 03:44 PM (4rzL1)

232 It's tragic that we've come to this point, but I'd propose a Constitutional amendment defining gender based on chromosome pairing.

Posted by: JEM at October 27, 2015 03:44 PM (o+SC1)

233 Is there a concerted plan to encourage this sort of behavior?


Seems to me there ought to be a plan. Like a concerted trolling effort of the main sites where these debates are occurring.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Mobs don't need plans. They only require a few emo-tard instigators and a bunch of idiots within ear-shot.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2015 03:45 PM (JmGFJ)

234
199 its like helping an anorexic diet

or those people addicted to plastic surgery who make themselves hideous characatures even if they retain their gender

I think addiction to plastic surgery is a real thing

a people with money thing
Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 27, 2015 03:37 PM (zOTsN)


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It's the same sickness that fuels the tat industry.

Posted by: Soona at October 27, 2015 03:45 PM (Fmupd)

235 You can't stand on one side and applaud all that,
and call the people who look at it and go "that's not right" and call
them a bunch of uptight prudes who believe in the Invisible Man and then
go, oh, wow, did NOT see that coming when the world is not only weirder
than you imagine, but weirder than you can imagine.





Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2015 03:43 PM (2Ocf1)


It all started with Martin Luther.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 27, 2015 03:45 PM (4ErVI)

236 Uncomfortable Learning

Remember when Experiential Learning was getting your ass kicked so you learned not to do that again?

Posted by: DaveA at October 27, 2015 03:45 PM (DL2i+)

237 227 I can say I identify as Harrison Ford, but that don't make me him.

So you haven't phoned in all of your movie roles since Air Force One?

Posted by: Naes at October 27, 2015 03:45 PM (Ypc8j)

238 "I saw Big, Hairy, Smelly Vagina in the Wal Mart bathroom with a Jimmy Dean sausage."

Mrs VIA showed me that from Facebook this weekend.

Dayum, that was some ugly humanoid .

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2015 03:45 PM (VPLuQ)

239 Seems like most of those freak categories involve "limited sexual desire".

Totally understandable.

Posted by: Roy at October 27, 2015 03:45 PM (VndSC)

240 >>> Yes, yes, let me get out my Moleskine notebook and my best pen; I want to take a deep dive into the Ocean of You.

Strangely, I am aroused by this verbiage, but not to the point of bangin' like a gong the nearest tree-stump......

Posted by: Chelsea Manning-Aromantica at October 27, 2015 03:46 PM (YdOYw)

241 "Current Iranian Olympic women's soccer team was recently found to have 9 men. Hard to tell when they play in a hijab-style uniform, eh?"

Hater. The Iranian Olympic women's soccer team contains nine men who identify as women, and therefore are perfectly acceptable to play on a woman's soccer team.

By 2020, all women's soccer teams will look like that - too bad for any whiner with an XY chromosome combination who wanted to participate in Olympic sports (except for gymnastics).

Posted by: Forward Into The Future at October 27, 2015 03:46 PM (Mrl1e)

242 a sophomore drama major who wears makeup, a turbanlike headband, and a flowy blouse and skirt and cites Lady Gaga and the gay character Kurt on Glee as big adolescent role models.


My adolescent role models? Ryne Sandberg and Oliver North. I win.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 27, 2015 03:46 PM (ppaKI)

243 Has Bruce had breast implants yet?

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 03:47 PM (sj3Ax)

244 Bandersnatch, I thought you had an official title - Royal Pillow fluffer for the Ravage?

My official title, below, was approved by Her Malevolence upon consultation with Ulf in Paraguay.

I do carry a number of minor appellations, however.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Lord Guardian, Protector, and Moisturizer to The Rack at October 27, 2015 03:47 PM (JtwS4)

245 Current Iranian Olympic women's soccer team was recently found to have 9 men. Hard to tell when they play in a hijab-style uniform, eh?



Beards should have been a dead giveaway, no?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2015 03:47 PM (/tG8l)

246 232 It's tragic that we've come to this point, but I'd propose a Constitutional amendment defining gender based on chromosome pairing."

When the country splits, there's going to be a need for a lot of new amendments in the Flyover Republic... I'm still working on the name.

Posted by: Naes at October 27, 2015 03:47 PM (Ypc8j)

247 >>I think to point is to make young people as confused as possible so that "anything goes"


All comes back to state power - these confused, helpless people need uncle sugar because they become unable to form stable relationships, a family. They need the state to constantly intervene on their behalf ("Make them hire me!" "Make them bake me a cake!", etc.). So much easier to control all these lil' Julias.

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2010/07/sex_and_state_power.html

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2015 03:47 PM (NOIQH)

248 So you haven't phoned in all of your movie roles since Air Force One?

Nor have I cashed the checks.

But I never had to deal with Callista Flockheart, so I dodged that bullet.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 27, 2015 03:47 PM (9krrF)

249 Beards should have been a dead giveaway, no?
Posted by: rickb223
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Read again - it said Iranian.

Posted by: Roy at October 27, 2015 03:47 PM (VndSC)

250 Mobs don't need plans. They only require a few emo-tard instigators and a bunch of idiots within ear-shot.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2015 03:45 PM (JmGFJ)


I meant encouraging this internecine warfare. Concern trolling to keep the fires burning.

"As a concerned, liberal, transgendered woman..."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 27, 2015 03:47 PM (4ErVI)

251 Liberal fantasy comedy about how the left believes Republican senators are. Lots of repressed homosexuality.

I like how the Left can't decide if gays are awesome or terrible. We usually get indoctrinated with the first thing, but calling people gay is their go-to insult.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2015 03:48 PM (S+N7W)

252 "By 2020, all women's soccer teams will look like that - too bad for any whiner with an XY chromosome combination"

Ooops - make that an XX chromosome combination. People with XX chromosomes have no place in women's team sports, when there are more qualified women with XY chromosomes.

Posted by: Forward Into The Future at October 27, 2015 03:48 PM (Mrl1e)

253 My adolescent role models? Ryne Sandberg and Oliver North. I win.



John Wayne.
My lawn. Off it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2015 03:48 PM (/tG8l)

254
and who do in fact tend to be "man-hating,"








Tend to be?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2015 03:48 PM (u093l)

255 Remember van Jones and "...changing America top down, bottom up and inside out"? Most people didn't pay attention and those that did didn't really know what it would look like. Well, I think this is it, partially. A society so screwed up that a concept as simple as male-female, man-woman, masculine-feminine that has been in place for thousands of years is controversial and even oppressive by the educated classes.

In related top down, bottom up inside out change, I recently was at a meeting with some EMC officials about some upcoming projects in their area. These people know all about the power industry and the govt regulatory regime they live under. and, while certainly not liberals they are not hard core conservatives. They are 100% sure the intention of Obama and the progs is to absolutely shut down the coal industry, come hell or high water. They new standards cannot be met by any existing or foreseeable technology. Look forward to electric rates gong up by 500% in the next 10 years.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at October 27, 2015 03:48 PM (1BQGO)

256 Carol, Bruce has the Kardashians around him. That should be enough boobs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 03:49 PM (XYw4l)

257 251 Liberal fantasy comedy about how the left believes Republican senators are. Lots of repressed homosexuality.

In all fairness, most RINOs are total homos.

Posted by: Naes at October 27, 2015 03:49 PM (Ypc8j)

258
Forgive them, they know not what they do.
I mean clearly, these people are not even in remote touch with reality.

Posted by: simplemind at October 27, 2015 03:49 PM (JTwsP)

259 The content of our beliefs about specific subjects are almost irrelevant; what distinguishes us from them is they we are "laissez-faire" and allow people to do or say whatever shit they want; whereas they want do, nay, INSIST on, imposing their beliefs on everyone.

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But that's when you ought to assert, in the strongest language and action possible, your views. That others MUST be left alone, etc

Posted by: Bigby's Raycis Chinese Finger Trap at October 27, 2015 03:49 PM (3ZtZW)

260 My adolescent role models? Ryne Sandberg and Oliver North. I win.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 27, 2015 03:46 PM (ppaKI)
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I loved Ryne Sandberg ( or as Harry Carey called him, The World's Perfect Man). Also watched the Iran Contra hearings and was a tad smitten with Ollie North.

You're not me by any chance, are you?

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 03:49 PM (dFi94)

261 "Beards should have been a dead giveaway, no?"

You would think so.

But The Barky and Mooch combo keeps most people from figuring him out.


Wait...What?

Oh, that kind of beard.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2015 03:49 PM (VPLuQ)

262 249 Beards should have been a dead giveaway, no?
Posted by: rickb223
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Read again - it said Iranian.



Muzzie rage boy.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2015 03:49 PM (/tG8l)

263 "They are 100% sure the intention of Obama and the progs is to absolutely shut down the coal industry, come hell or high water."

Well, duh. Obama announced he was going to bankrupt the coal industry in 2008 - the only surprise is that it has taken him so long to get around to it.

Posted by: Forward Into The Future at October 27, 2015 03:50 PM (Mrl1e)

264 That's what side-shows were for.

===

The Romans used to breed slaves what were just like Pajama Boy.

And now you know where he came from.

Posted by: Bigby's Raycis Chinese Finger Trap at October 27, 2015 03:51 PM (3ZtZW)

265 They'll all still taste like chicken in The Burning Times.

Posted by: Crom's Dirty Underpants at October 27, 2015 03:51 PM (xudgf)

266 Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 03:39 PM (dFi94)

Thanks very much. I liked the song and the article about people in the Mideast wanting to know more about Jesus and the Bible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2015 03:51 PM (No/ki)

267 O/T @ChadPergram 43s #Breaking Congressional source tells Fox News that Hse will start impeachment process for IRS Commissioner John Koskinen soon.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 27, 2015 03:51 PM (YjDyJ)

268 currently in Houston they are trying to do the unisex bathroom/gender equality thing again


you know, they one the mayor tried to get copies of all the black preachers sermons for?

well she lost last time it was on the ballot, so now its on again

and they are spending so much money on commercials pushing it.

they called the new bill "The HERO law" who wouldnt want that!

they got some unitarian preachers to shill for it in one commerical

in another they got a vet to say he ws discriminated againt in employment because he was a vet and the law would protect him


they are almost completely ignoring the reason they wanted it in the first place, so people who feel transexual on a particular day can use the other genders bathroom


they can only win if they lie and hide and obfuscate

Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 27, 2015 03:51 PM (zOTsN)

269 The left likes flamboyant,left wing gays.Closeted or conservative gays,not so much.

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2015 03:51 PM (8HTq1)

270 Well, duh. Obama announced he was going to bankrupt the coal industry in 2008 - the only surprise is that it has taken him so long to get around to it.

The whole "more flexibility after the election" really meant "full speed Marxism ahead", for all aspects of government.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2015 03:52 PM (S+N7W)

271
I'm sure Teh Horde could come up with some more errr......honest definitions to those terms.

Aromantic: Person who wants to sniff your armpits after a marathon.

Pansexual: The crack of dawn isn't safe.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2015 03:52 PM (u093l)

272 267
O/T @ChadPergram 43s #Breaking Congressional source tells Fox News that
Hse will start impeachment process for IRS Commissioner John Koskinen
soon.


Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 27, 2015 03:51 PM (YjDyJ)


Bring me the head of Lois Lerner!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 27, 2015 03:52 PM (4ErVI)

273 Yes,I'm sure Koskinen will be punished.

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2015 03:52 PM (8HTq1)

274 Thanks very much. I liked the song and the article about people in the Mideast wanting to know more about Jesus and the Bible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2015 03:51 PM (No/ki)
===========================

You're welcome. I like the song too. First, Christian. Second, Jeremy Camp aka Cutie Patootie.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 03:52 PM (dFi94)

275 Pansexual - the little satyr comes out to play...

Bandersnatch, thanks for the clarification. I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 03:53 PM (XYw4l)

276 "237 227 I can say I identify as Harrison Ford, but that don't make me him.

So you haven't phoned in all of your movie roles since Air Force One?"


Nothing wrong with that. Hoooo-ahhh!!!

Posted by: Al Pacino at October 27, 2015 03:53 PM (OD2ni)

277 Pansexual: Screws the Saute

Posted by: Bigby's Raycis Chinese Finger Trap at October 27, 2015 03:54 PM (3ZtZW)

278 I'm sure Teh Horde could come up with some more errr......honest definitions to those terms.

Aromantic: Person who wants to sniff your armpits after a marathon.

Pansexual: The crack of dawn isn't safe.




Asexual: Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2015 03:54 PM (/tG8l)

279 Impeachment? IMPEACHMENT?!?! Oh, oh whatever shall I do?



*wets self*



*faints*

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at October 27, 2015 03:54 PM (4ErVI)

280 When I was a teenager my role model (or people I greatly admired) were George Fox (The founder of the Quaker movement) and Anne Hutchinson-the religious rebel of the Massachusetts Bay Colony and Laurence Olivier, the English actor.

Yes, I was an odd kid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2015 03:54 PM (No/ki)

281
Obligatory thread video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2l0pxYw-4

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2015 03:55 PM (ODxAs)

282 I identify as... go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Chris M at October 27, 2015 03:55 PM (k3w9p)

283 my sweet sheltered mother used to pronounce the word "asexual" as ...ahhhh-sexual

Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 27, 2015 03:56 PM (zOTsN)

284 "Also watched the Iran Contra hearings and was a tad smitten with Ollie North."


My older brother had a t-shirt which said "Ollie North for President '88 that he wore well in to the 2000's.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 27, 2015 03:56 PM (OD2ni)

285 Pansexual: The crack of dawn isn't safe.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2015 03:52 PM (u093l)


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Primary definition:

Pansexual -- Will fuck any flutist.

Posted by: Soona at October 27, 2015 03:57 PM (Fmupd)

286 This post identifies as a tweet. Who are you to judge, h8ters?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 27, 2015 03:57 PM (ppaKI)

287 my sweet sheltered mother used to pronounce the word "asexual" as ...ahhhh-sexual


With a nice long "ahhhh" like that your father must have been most proud of himself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Lord Guardian, Protector, and Moisturizer to The Rack at October 27, 2015 03:57 PM (JtwS4)

288 The singular they? No, these sanctimonious prigs aren't royalty, they don't get plural pronouns.

They get what moralizing bigots have always gotten: THOU and THINE.

Posted by: Phelps at October 27, 2015 03:57 PM (PZ2LB)

289
Fenelon

Yeah, don't watch Laurence Olivier in Spartacus. He had in that role, an unnatural attraction to Tony Curtis. Tried toconvince him it was like eating oysters if I recall correctly ( I renounce myself).

Posted by: simplemind at October 27, 2015 03:58 PM (JTwsP)

290 Unlike, I'd bet, almost everyone here, I've actually known transgender people in real life.

Three different ones, in fact, all separately.

I can say in all honesty that none were "bad people," BUT...

- Two of them were quite obviously insane. Like, they had other sever mental problems even aside from being transsexuals. The other one was pretty normal mental-wise, as far as I could tell, but was monomaniacally obsessed with the topic of transsexualism and was impossible to have any kind of conversation with that was about that one and only topic.

- Of the two who "transitioned" (i.e. had surgery), one seriously, majorly regretted it, and went even further insane as a result.

- Two of the three had an additional extreme sexual perversion, specifically masochism, and craved being tortured and abused. They engaged in the standard socially-approved semi-pretend torture only because they had no way of finding a real actual sadist to actually torture them. But I'm quite sure that given the chance, they would volunteer to be actually enslaved and actually tortured for life by actual sadistic maniacs.

- All were, to be blunt, intensely ugly.

Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2015 03:58 PM (jBuUi)

291 Come on, people. Admit it. This stuff is grotesque and hilarious. It's wonderful entertainment. Jenner is an absolute freakshow with his rictus and manly voice and swanning around in a gown talking about how important shoes are.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 27, 2015 03:58 PM (E5UB0)

292 When I was a teenager my role model (or people I greatly admired) were George Fox (The founder of the Quaker movement) and Anne Hutchinson-the religious rebel of the Massachusetts Bay Colony

==========

Not bad. I know one of the early female Quakers went alone to the Middle East to 'splain Christianity and did pretty well.

'bout 10 years ago wrote a fantasy novel based around a Satanic version of Geo. Fox. Worked a charm. Never published, no interest in that at the time.

Posted by: Bigby's Raycis Chinese Finger Trap at October 27, 2015 03:59 PM (3ZtZW)

293 Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

Posted by: That little kid from Kindergarten Cop at October 27, 2015 03:59 PM (nFdGS)

294 she even sid it with a little pause "ahhhh..sexual"

pretty funny. Must not have been very much fun to have such a snarky teenage daughter!

Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 27, 2015 03:59 PM (zOTsN)

295
Unaccomplished, loud, and proud!

But mostly, unaccomplished.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 27, 2015 03:59 PM (VLTL9)

296 and was impossible to have any kind of conversation with that was about that one and only topic.
=
and IT was impossible to have any kind of conversation with HER that was about ANYTHING BUT that one and only topic.

Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2015 03:59 PM (jBuUi)

297 How many trannies even live in the country? I'd be shocked if there are more than 250,000.

Posted by: Naes at October 27, 2015 03:59 PM (Ypc8j)

298 Two of them were quite obviously insane. Like, they had other sever mental problems even aside from being transsexuals. The other one was pretty normal mental-wise, as far as I could tell, but was monomaniacally obsessed with the topic of transsexualism and was impossible to have any kind of conversation with that was about that one and only topic.

- Of the two who "transitioned" (i.e. had surgery), one seriously, majorly regretted it, and went even further insane as a result.

- Two of the three had an additional extreme sexual perversion, specifically masochism, and craved being tortured and abused. They engaged in the standard socially-approved semi-pretend torture only because they had no way of finding a real actual sadist to actually torture them. But I'm quite sure that given the chance, they would volunteer to be actually enslaved and actually tortured for life by actual sadistic maniacs.

- All were, to be blunt, intensely ugly.

Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2015 03:58 PM (jBuUi)



they sound mentally ill

Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 27, 2015 04:01 PM (zOTsN)

299 Primary definition:

Pansexual -- Will fuck any flutist.
Posted by: Soona




This one time at band camp.......

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2015 04:01 PM (/tG8l)

300 OK if I self Identify as a Pre Operative Transexual Lesbian... ie a Lesbian trapped in a Man's body...

with a built in Sex aid of course...


and Demisexual.... isn't that most WIVES after the Honeymoon is over?

Posted by: BB Wolf at October 27, 2015 04:01 PM (qh617)

301 Christopher Taylor,
Thank you. I thought Mew Mew was a sock.

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 04:01 PM (sj3Ax)

302 293 Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
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The rest have a mental illness.

Posted by: Roy at October 27, 2015 04:01 PM (VndSC)

303 Are we beings of spirit or creatures of flesh?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 04:01 PM (XYw4l)

304 And yet some people don't see this as a mental disorder.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 27, 2015 04:01 PM (cQpP1)

305 This silly crap about "graysexuals" and "aromantics" is just the latest, most rancidly stupid variation of this unfortunate tendency -- the radiant narcissism of the unfashionably plain and heroically unaccomplished.

Poetry, Ace.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 27, 2015 04:02 PM (8ZskC)

306 My dingbat liberal sister's kid graduated from a dingbat liberal arts college in May. He spent the summer caddying (his job since 8th grade) and will soon decamp for the winter in Colorado to be a ski instructor/ski bum.

Yep. They told him he would have no decent life withouta college degree...and they were right!

(He's all in for Hillary, naturally.)

Posted by: Raspail at October 27, 2015 04:02 PM (N5lGs)

307 All were, to be blunt, intensely ugly.
Posted by: zombie



It's a man, baby!
--Austin Powers

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2015 04:03 PM (/tG8l)

308 I can't think of who that was ( a Quaker going to the Mideast who wine to spread Christianity but I have heard the story.

Another hero was John Woolman who went all over the colonies speaking out against slavery in the 1700s.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2015 04:03 PM (No/ki)

309 My mother in law had a friend who's son decided in his twenties that he really was a girl after all and did the whole surgery think. I think this had to be in the 80's. His mom didn't talk much about how Chris became Christine. I don't think it was very common thirty years ago.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 04:03 PM (dFi94)

310 The crack of dawn isn't safe.

That's where they found Tony Orlando.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 27, 2015 04:04 PM (FkBIv)

311 Zombie,
Thanks.

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 04:04 PM (sj3Ax)

312 And don't get me started on the appallingly high levels of prostitution in the trans community.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 27, 2015 04:04 PM (XiVKO)

313 Are we beings of spirit or creatures of flesh?


Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2015 04:01 PM (XYw4l)
====================================

We are souls that live within a body. For now.


Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 04:05 PM (dFi94)

314 What a bunch of idiots.

No wonder this country is in the shape it's in.

God help us.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 27, 2015 04:05 PM (a31sM)

315 And don't get me started on the appallingly high levels of prostitution in the trans community.

Posted by: Chupacabra

its an industry in Asia

Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 27, 2015 04:05 PM (zOTsN)

316 News flash for the reality challenged... Caitlyn Jenner is not a woman. He is a man with XY DNA, a penis and many children that he fathered because he is a man. No cross dressing, no court orders and no amount of future genital mutilation will make him a woman anymore than those things could make him a dolphin or a lion.

Posted by: redbanzai at October 27, 2015 04:05 PM (OrI3J)

317 And don't get me started on the appallingly high levels of prostitution in the trans community.

Don't get me started.

Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at October 27, 2015 04:05 PM (8ZskC)

318 I know a woman who identifies herself as asexual. She is 25, but likes older men in a romantic kind of way.

But she bears out grammie wingers point up-thread. I think she was abused as a child. Her father is Muslim, and she has told me several times that she wanted to kill him, but didn't because she didn't want to go to jail over such a worthless POS. I've never asked her why she wanted him dead but I'm guessing something very bad happened outside of her strict upbringing. So yeah, maybe in some cases abuse is a major factor with some of these kids.

Posted by: HH at October 27, 2015 04:05 PM (DrCtv)

319 You can't stand on one side and applaud all that,
and call the people who look at it and go "that's not right" and call them a bunch of uptight prudes who believe in the Invisible Man and then go, oh, wow, did NOT see that coming when the world is not only weirder than you imagine, but weirder than you can imagine.


Sure, its like John Cleese bemoaning that England is no longer English, or Richard Dawkins complaining that universities have become the location of "safe places" and "microaggressions."

It was your ideology that got us there. This is the end game of your thinking and what you fought for. You were warned and you sneered at the people who spoke up.

Enjoy the hell you created.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 04:05 PM (39g3+)

320 "My dingbat liberal sister's kid graduated from a dingbat liberal arts college in May. He spent the summer caddying (his job since 8th grade) and will soon decamp for the winter in Colorado to be a ski instructor/ski bum."


I hope he applied for the Caddy Scholarship.

Posted by: Judge Schmales at October 27, 2015 04:05 PM (OD2ni)

321 312
To quote Ted: "There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits!!!"

Posted by: Naes at October 27, 2015 04:05 PM (Ypc8j)

322 The crack of dawn isn't safe.



Said every 16 yr old boy, evah!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2015 04:06 PM (/tG8l)

323 So. The repubs are going to impeach someone.....in an election year.

What a coingkydink.

Posted by: Soona at October 27, 2015 04:06 PM (Fmupd)

324 Unlike, I'd bet, almost everyone here, I've actually known transgender people in real life.

Three different ones, in fact, all separately.

I can say in all honesty that none were "bad people," BUT...

- Two of them were quite obviously insane. Like, they had other sever mental problems even aside from being transsexuals. The other one was pretty normal mental-wise, as far as I could tell, but was monomaniacally obsessed with the topic of transsexualism and was impossible to have any kind of conversation with that was about that one and only topic.

- Of the two who "transitioned" (i.e. had surgery), one seriously, majorly regretted it, and went even further insane as a result.

- Two of the three had an additional extreme sexual perversion, specifically masochism, and craved being tortured and abused. They engaged in the standard socially-approved semi-pretend torture only because they had no way of finding a real actual sadist to actually torture them. But I'm quite sure that given the chance, they would volunteer to be actually enslaved and actually tortured for life by actual sadistic maniacs.

- All were, to be blunt, intensely ugly.
Posted by: zombie

---------------------------------------------------------------

You give 3 anectodal examples. I admit I've never met one, but there is actually a taxonomy to this, a very simple, binary one.


There are HTs and ATs.

HT's are homosexual transexuals. These are gay men who feel guilty over their attractions, and they think that if they get a sex change and seduce a heterosexual man, this will somehow "prove" they are really women.

The characteristics of this type is that they transition early (teens to early 20s) and because of this, they are generally more convincing than ATs and are attracted to men (ex. Estelle Asmodelle)

AT's (autogynephilic transsexuals) are aroused by the *thought* of being women. This is a case of ETLE (erotic target location error). Instead of being attracted to a member of the opposite sex, they are attracted to the idea of themselves as belonging to the opposite sex. As opposed to HTs, these tend to transition later in life (30's 40's 50's), are generally unconvincing, and are attracted to women and usually have fathered children before transitioning.

I can't think of any examples of them at the moment but I'm sure I can come up with one ... just give me a sec.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 27, 2015 04:07 PM (E5UB0)

325 Had to go out and I saw my first "Bernie 2016" bumper sticker.



The colors? UNC-CH's of course, White and Baby Blue.




There is a God.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 27, 2015 04:07 PM (jJRIy)

326 There is a story about how Blaise Pascal whimsically came up with differential equations for the purpose of inventing something mathematical that was "completely useless."

The fact that differential equations are now the foundation of modern engineering was never a factor.

In it's stead we have Hillary Clinton, who is "completely useless."

Posted by: Mitt R at October 27, 2015 04:07 PM (e8kgV)

327 Raspail-
That's why I wrote there's no need to go to college.

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 04:07 PM (sj3Ax)

328 Pretty sure human sexual dimorphism isn't a "social construct", but I'm guessing the NYU film school isn't picky with student biology or science requirements.

Posted by: looking closely at October 27, 2015 04:07 PM (ji45d)

329 Allow me to elaborate; transgender is a form of mental illness, and the en vogue "wisdom" is patronizing that nonsense. Simple as that.

Posted by: OrsonSnow at October 27, 2015 04:07 PM (0ORSV)

330 hooray ace is back with his acid pen

Posted by: Feh at October 27, 2015 04:08 PM (sGA90)

331 What a bunch of freaks......

Posted by: Zombie Lobster Boy at October 27, 2015 04:08 PM (D0NZx)

332 Since we all get to choose our own pronouns now, the pronoun by which I insist you all call me is "Your Royal Highness."

-
I'm going with Bigus Dickus.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 27, 2015 04:09 PM (fFIVI)

333 Two of the three had an additional extreme sexual perversion, specifically masochism, and craved being tortured and abused. They engaged in the standard socially-approved semi-pretend torture only because they had no way of finding a real actual sadist to actually torture them.


Hmm. Will they sign a release?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 27, 2015 04:09 PM (8ZskC)

334 I identify as... go fuck yourself.

So does that mean you're asexual?

Just kidding. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2015 04:09 PM (No/ki)

335 I dunno zombie I've talked to a guy who wanted his peen chopped on multiple occasions when he was decompensating and threatening to get a knife and etc. as part of my job. Tranny, sure, transsexual though? Dunno. I think the docs were just "look, you're immunocomped and old and mentally fragile to start with, so no"

Posted by: Bigby's Raycis Chinese Finger Trap at October 27, 2015 04:09 PM (3ZtZW)

336 >They engaged in the standard socially-approved semi-pretend torture only
because they had no way of finding a real actual sadist to actually
torture them.

I doubt finding a partner willing to beat you up, humiliate you, etc, is really all that hard. IE, people are in those sorts of relationships all the time. The problem is finding someone like that who a. still respects you enough to stay with you and b. doesn't cross the line and seriously injure you.


Posted by: looking closely at October 27, 2015 04:10 PM (ji45d)

337 "I don't feel connected to the word transgender because it feels more resonant with binary trans people,"

Let's unpack shall we?

A.I don't FEEL..... the most important thing is one's reaction to x, not truth, beauty of the good, but your solipsistic universe of FEELING....

B. "connected to..." a vague, placeholder word that denotes some hyper-sensitive, "complex" and sophisticated reaction... just that the speaker isn't really sure what he or she wants to actually say.

C."because it feels more resonant" (see "A" and "B"above; this is a two-fer of narcissistic, post-modern babblespeak)

C. "binary trans people" pseudo-intellectual obfuscation, with an extra half twist of pseudo-scientific/pseudo-math language. Not to mention adding ever more layers of exposition to what amounts to wholly unproductive, solipsistic naval-gazing.

We have actually reverted beyond pre-science. At least "phlegmon" and "the aether" were based on observable phenomena and were attempts to produce theories with application to the real world.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 27, 2015 04:10 PM (k8tEg)

338 Oh yeah. "D" comes after "C". Check

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 27, 2015 04:10 PM (k8tEg)

339 I pass a house with a Bernie 2016 yard sign every day on my way to work...
________________________________

325
Had to go out and I saw my first "Bernie 2016" bumper sticker.


The colors? UNC-CH's of course, White and Baby Blue.

There is a God.


Posted by: Nip Sip at October 27, 2015 04:07 PM (jJRIy)

Posted by: Pyrocles at October 27, 2015 04:10 PM (fVOPU)

340 332 Since we all get to choose our own pronouns now, the pronoun by which I insist you all call me is "Your Royal Highness."

-
I'm going with Bigus Dickus.



Big. Big Johnson.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2015 04:11 PM (/tG8l)

341 320 "My dingbat liberal sister's kid graduated from a dingbat liberal arts college in May. He spent the summer caddying (his job since 8th grade) and will soon decamp for the winter in Colorado to be a ski instructor/ski bum."


I hope he applied for the Caddy Scholarship.

Posted by: Judge Schmales at October 27, 2015 04:05 PM (OD2ni)

And 'Ski School 4' will feature the hilarious hijinks of a bunch of really well adjusted Xe's teaching all of their CisNormative students a really good lesson about life on the ski slope...

of course, we are having to turn it into a Drama, because the basis of all humor is really cruelty....

Posted by: Xe is a Hollywood Producer at October 27, 2015 04:11 PM (qh617)

342 A pronoun that I would like to be called? Hmmmm

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 04:11 PM (dFi94)

343 It should be noted that several of these categories are "just not very interested in sex" (a common thing, based on a survey of my girlfriends)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
I think they are being polite regarding the body hair that is common to Ewoks. Just shave that off, and they may come around to seeing you as desirable. Also have the animal snout replaced by a human nose.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 27, 2015 04:12 PM (E5UB0)

344
Oh, damn, ace. I just got around to reading this post.

You've got some side-splitting funny laced in their at the end.

Had to put my hand over my mouth at: "not completely curly, you know...? I'm like a mixed cis-curly quasi-linear anti-perm fluffduffer."


Posted by: Trump Super Fan at October 27, 2015 04:12 PM (l2dSQ)

345 Had to go out and I saw my first "Bernie 2016" bumper sticker.


I saw two Bernie Sanders 2016 lawn signs in the same yard. A year before the election and we're not even in a state with an early primary and they still need to proclaim their devotion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2015 04:12 PM (No/ki)

346 This is very sad. A lot of young people are out there all wrapped up in their (sometimes self-inflicted) mental illness. I say sometimes, because although some of these people have deliberately chosen a lifestyle that rejects the very core of their being, (their own body), I'm convinced that some of these people were victims of child sexual abuse and just do not know what to do with that, other than to eliminate themselves from themselves. There's a lot of pain wrapped up in this. It's hard for me to laugh at them because I've seen victims of child sexual abuse. Sometimes there is nowhere to go with that crushing betrayal other than to act out.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at


I went searching up thread for this, this is spot on

this kind of self harm is the fruit of a very damaged tree

Posted by: ThunderB, Money Will Not Overcome Voter Rejection at October 27, 2015 04:13 PM (zOTsN)

347 I'm going with Bigus Dickus.



Big. Big Johnson.

===============

I see those screen names all the time for people I'm looking for.

Posted by: Bigby's Raycis Chinese Finger Trap at October 27, 2015 04:13 PM (3ZtZW)

348 My dingbat liberal sister's kid graduated from a dingbat liberal arts college in May. He spent the summer caddying (his job since 8th grade) and will soon decamp for the winter in Colorado to be a ski instructor/ski bum."


I hope he applied for the Caddy Scholarship.

Posted by: Judge Schmales at October 27, 2015 04:05 PM (OD2ni)

And 'Ski School 4' will feature the hilarious hijinks of a bunch of really well adjusted Xe's teaching all of their CisNormative students a really good lesson about life on the ski slope...

of course, we are having to turn it into a Drama, because the basis of all humor is really cruelty....


Posted by: Xe is a Hollywood Producer at October 27, 2015 04:11 PM (qh617)

The world needs ditch diggers too.

Posted by: Zombie Judge Smails at October 27, 2015 04:13 PM (D0NZx)

349 Two binary trans-people walk into a bar...

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 27, 2015 04:14 PM (k8tEg)

350 Its like they use the same old jokes in rotation or something!

/looks at thread

/never mind

Posted by: Bigby's Raycis Chinese Finger Trap at October 27, 2015 04:14 PM (3ZtZW)

351 I doubt finding a partner willing to beat you up, humiliate you, etc, is
really all that hard. IE, people are in those sorts of relationships
all the time. The problem is finding someone like that who a. still
respects you enough to stay with you and b. doesn't cross the line and
seriously injure you.


We're right here.

Posted by: The RNC at October 27, 2015 04:14 PM (DL2i+)

352 329
Allow me to elaborate; transgender is a form of mental illness, and the
en vogue "wisdom" is patronizing that nonsense. Simple as that.

Posted by: OrsonSnow at October 27, 2015 04:07 PM (0ORSV)

Next thing you are going to say is that seeing rabbits is a mental illness.

H8ter!

Posted by: Harvey at October 27, 2015 04:14 PM (jJRIy)

353 Watching a bit of FNC. Does anyone else think that Baraka is try to start a war?

Posted by: Soona at October 27, 2015 04:14 PM (Fmupd)

354 He's not trying to start a war.

Because we don't call them "wars" anymore.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 27, 2015 04:15 PM (XiVKO)

355 I saw two Bernie Sanders 2016 lawn signs in the same yard. A year before the election and we're not even in a state with an early primary and they still need to proclaim their devotion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2015 04:12 PM (No/ki)

We have a local ordinance that prohibits lawn signs more than 60 days out from an election. Guess which two politicians' supporters routinely violate(d) that ordinance.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 27, 2015 04:15 PM (nFdGS)

356 There's only one way to solve this. Thunderdome!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2015 04:16 PM (YFFpo)

357 Watching a bit of FNC. Does anyone else think that Baraka is try to start a war?

====

Wish he would! Everything he does end up the opposite of his stated intent

Posted by: Bigby's Raycis Chinese Finger Trap at October 27, 2015 04:16 PM (3ZtZW)

358 The AT/HT classification is binary, but it is statistically rigorous.

Ray Blanchard is the guy who first documented it. Of course the left resists it, because it shows it's all a delusion. These guys aren't "women trapped in men's bodies". In both cases they are attempting to live out some perverse fantasy.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 27, 2015 04:16 PM (E5UB0)

359 *looks at clock*


In 40 minutes I shall identify as a guy what drinks bourbon.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Lord Guardian, Protector, and Moisturizer to The Rack at October 27, 2015 04:17 PM (JtwS4)

360 @355
Unless it's a tin shack in foreclosure there seems to be some confused thinking going on.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 27, 2015 04:17 PM (k8tEg)

361 What time does the baseball game start? I have to prepare my pre-game hate.



Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 04:17 PM (dFi94)

362 We should have a support group, Dandersnatch.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 27, 2015 04:18 PM (XiVKO)

363 What kind of Subaru parked out front?

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 27, 2015 04:18 PM (k8tEg)

364 Seems like a lot of Hispanics, especially Puerto Ricans, are fags.

Posted by: Bully at October 27, 2015 04:18 PM (6NjvM)

365 Bah, *B*andersnatch.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 27, 2015 04:18 PM (XiVKO)

366 Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 27, 2015 04:15 PM (nFdGS)

Well, that's toughie. Could it be Bernie Sanders and Hillary or is Trump in the mix instead?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2015 04:19 PM (No/ki)

367 Wow, what took the moby so long?

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 27, 2015 04:19 PM (XiVKO)

368 The world needs ditch diggers too.

Posted by: Zombie Judge Smails at October 27, 2015 04:13 PM (D0NZx)

Ski "instructors" get a lot of MILF pussy. Just saying, when you are young it's not a bad gig. Instruct little johnny during the day, fvck his mom at night.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 27, 2015 04:19 PM (jJRIy)

369

If you go to youtube and search: Spartacus, Olivier, Do you eat snails? you will get clip of a very creepy Olivierasserting how "it" isall just a matter of taste and not morality.
The creep factor pretty well establishes it isn't just a matter of taste. Curtis flees whileOlivieris stillmonologue ing about his fetishes.
So much creepy today. When do we all have enough creepy that we have thecollective insight that it isn't just a matter of taste? That beyond a certain pointwhich we passed a long time ago, by the way, its about morality?

Posted by: simplemind at October 27, 2015 04:19 PM (JTwsP)

370 Ray Blanchard is the guy who first documented it.
===================================


The guy on My Favorite Martian?


Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 04:19 PM (dFi94)

371 My preferred pronoun is "our lord and protector"

I expect you all to recognize this and act accordingly

Posted by: The real ch3 at October 27, 2015 04:19 PM (TUUTu)

372 The best comeback to the perpetually offended feminists was on iotwreport.com. A picture of Bruce/Cataline with the caption, "If you have a problem with my femininity, you can suck my dick".

Posted by: Buffalbob at October 27, 2015 04:20 PM (8nL8o)

373 grammie as usual nails it

in addition to the abused, there are also pure ideologues

these agender people are childless walking dead

so, apart from any (unlikely) Damascus moments, there is a bright side

Posted by: Feh at October 27, 2015 04:20 PM (sGA90)

374 >>no man could be a woman because men don't know what it's like to have a "big, hairy, smelly vagina,"

Is this something that's REALLY so very difficult to comprehend?

Not incidentally, this person is supposed to be "pro-woman"? Because I'm pretty sure, if I used the term "big hairy smelly vagina" in a public pronouncement, I'd be flayed alive.



Posted by: looking closely at October 27, 2015 04:20 PM (ji45d)

375 If Bruce Jenner is a woman, let's see him have a baby. Not adopt a baby. Have a baby. Okay, so he's too old too get pregnant. What about Chaz Bono? No, that would be going the wrong way. No, wait a minute. Chaz Bono could have a baby, amirite? I need a drink.

Posted by: Eromero at October 27, 2015 04:21 PM (b+df9)

376 I do not think I will see this movie... but if I did, I still hold that there is no problem in this article that cannot be solved with either a sharp saber, well aimed bullet, or cavalry charge.

Posted by: Wasteland Cossack at October 27, 2015 04:21 PM (mPfXT)

377 The bottom line is, don't let these people bully you into an abuse of language. Chastity Bono is just a messed up celebrity kid. Carl E. Fiorina needs to stop wearing those Hewlett-Packers.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 27, 2015 04:21 PM (E5UB0)

378 162 Transgenders are mentally ill with a form of body dismorphia.
----

As my mammy used to say, "crazy makes you crazy". She would say this after driving my great aunt around all day to grocery shop for her, and said great-aunt would repeat the SAME. DAMN. THING. over and over and over......to the point that you wanted to kill her or yourself. It wasn't her fault, she was senile, it's just how it was. But if you have to live with that day-to-day, you are not going to change her, she is going to change you, and you are going to start repeating the same shiat over and over. She will make her senility your new reality unless you draw the line.

This is why I absolutely refuse to play this game - the same thing is happening here, and my compassion is done empty. Brucie can change his name, but he can't change his gender. He's a man baby, yeah! And I am not going to be forced to adopt his dismorphia, to make his illness my own, to accept it as normal.

Posted by: Saltydonnie at October 27, 2015 04:21 PM (i6shs)

379 Have none of these women ever smelt a set of balls after a long day?

Well, I mean, I know the answer.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 27, 2015 04:22 PM (XiVKO)

380 370 That was Ray Walston.Great in Fastines At Ridgemont High.

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2015 04:22 PM (8HTq1)

381 379
Have none of these women ever smelt a set of balls after a long day?

Well, I mean, I know the answer.


Posted by: Chupacabra at October 27, 2015 04:22 PM (XiVKO)

They smell soooo yummy, I just have to lick them clean.

Posted by: Barney at October 27, 2015 04:23 PM (jJRIy)

382 All juveniles do this -- they're literally trying to figure out who they are, and what makes them "special,"



Pro tip: If you have to "figure out", you're not.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2015 04:23 PM (b2Qci)

383 It's almost as if our species reproduces sexually and has ordered itself around that very annoying but valid fact.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 27, 2015 04:23 PM (Xd2w5)

384 That was Ray Walston

What are you people? ON DOPE!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2015 04:24 PM (YFFpo)

385 The guy on My Favorite Martian?

Posted by: grammie winger
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hehe, no:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Blanchard

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 27, 2015 04:24 PM (E5UB0)

386 Well, that's toughie. Could it be Bernie Sanders and Hillary or is Trump in the mix instead?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2015 04:19 PM (No/ki)

It is Bernie; and it was Obama. In fact, I think it wasn't until early 2014 that the last Obama lawn sign went away. I am actually surprised that I haven't seen any Hillary lawn signs, but there are plenty of bumper stickers.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 27, 2015 04:24 PM (nFdGS)

387 There are HTs and ATs.

That's quite fascinating. I work in the game industry where there have been several famous examples (always M-to-F, but I gather F-to-M transsexuals as a whole are rare) starting in the mid-80s. One went insane afterwards and committed suicide, whlie another one went insane afterwards, got a good shrink, and became a big advocate for a "cooling off period" on chopping your dick off. (And is frequently called "transphobic" for their troubles). Both of them were ATs by your classification; in their 20s, no long-term relationships, no kids.

More recently a 50-something programmer with a wife and 3 kids abruptly became a super girly-girl lesbian woman, which sounds like a textbook HT. I understand the wife was devastated and won't speak to hir now but the kids got Bonus Diversity Points from their universities and think it's the best thing ever.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2015 04:24 PM (S+N7W)

388 All juveniles do this -- they're literally trying to figure out who they are, and what makes them "special," and very into contrived self-definitions. All that crap about being so into this band or that one, or this music genre or that, or this type of fashion -- all that crap is people who have never done anything interesting or remarkable attempting to contrive some Medal, some Decoration they can put upon their chest to make them stand out (if only in their imaginations).

This is greatly exaggerated by a culture that tries to reward and treat everyone exactly equally regardless of personal ability or failure. Its impossible to stand out. What are you going to do, get a tat like dad or that piercing in your face like mom? Dye your hair a weird color like Aunt Thrashrr? Listen to loud music like your uncles do at the poker game? How do you stand on your own in a world that has normalized rebellion and is filled with adults who never grew up, not them?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 04:24 PM (39g3+)

389 >>> What time does the baseball game start? I have to prepare my pre-game hate.



8:07 ET. But word here is that there might be a delay at the beginning due to rain. Hopefully not long.

Posted by: HH at October 27, 2015 04:25 PM (DrCtv)

390 >>I doubt finding a partner willing to beat you up, humiliate you, etc, is really all that hard.

A psychologist was just telling me about this the other day. There are smallish communities and they all know each other and kind of police each other to make sure nobody is too crazy/dangerous? She had a lady who gave her the details...

Posted by: Lea at October 27, 2015 04:25 PM (lIU4e)

391 All juveniles do this -- they're literally trying to figure out who they are, and what makes them "special,"

Pro tip: If you have to "figure out", you're not.
Posted by: rickb223
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I think Joe Biden is special.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 27, 2015 04:25 PM (E5UB0)

392 FLAMING SKULL


House Republicans grow some balls


Introduce bill to impeach IRS commissioner


http://fxn.ws/1Nz2o8W

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 27, 2015 04:26 PM (t2KH5)

393 A quick way to deal with this:

Have every young man say he "identifies" as a woman. No surgery, no makeup, no hairstyle change, no change in clothing.

Because to assume such things is to be cisnormative. They identify as women who behave as men and happen to have a penis.

Then start joining womens' sports teams.

If we can't get everything, let's at least end Title IX.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 27, 2015 04:26 PM (Xd2w5)

394 Could you imagine the woman that came in second place??? Wait....I don't have what?????

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 27, 2015 04:26 PM (uJK1E)

395 "Ski "instructors" get a lot of MILF pussy. Just saying, when you are young it's not a bad gig. Instruct little johnny during the day, fvck his mom at night."


Sounds like a job for Paolo.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 27, 2015 04:26 PM (OD2ni)

396 Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2015 03:58 PM (jBuUi)
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Wow, I can't wait to normalize that shit! Can't imagine for the life of me why it hasn't caught on before now.

Posted by: Saltydonnie at October 27, 2015 04:27 PM (i6shs)

397 392 FLAMING SKULL


House Republicans grow some balls


Introduce bill to impeach IRS commissioner

I'm sure this will really go somewhere..... Color Me skeptical...

Posted by: donna at October 27, 2015 04:27 PM (/dSsq)

398
" . . . in a world that has normalized rebellion"
Say that sounds familiar, why does that sound so familiar? I just can't place that description but, wow, it seems so close to home. . .

Posted by: satan at October 27, 2015 04:27 PM (JTwsP)

399 8:07 ET. But word here is that there might be a delay at the beginning due to rain. Hopefully not long.

Posted by: HH at October 27, 2015 04:25 PM (DrCtv)
======================================
Oh yeah, I hope if there is rain it passes through quickly. Or only rains on the Mets.


Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 04:28 PM (dFi94)

400 Vic!
I don't believe it!

Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2015 04:28 PM (sj3Ax)

401 House Republicans grow some balls

Introduce bill to impeach IRS commissioner


At least some in the house have noticed the rumbling almost frothing rage outside DC, how they can read by the light of the approaching torches. They're making gestures, too little, too late.

I guarantee this goes nowhere.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 04:28 PM (39g3+)

402 More recently a 50-something programmer with a wife and 3 kids abruptly became a super girly-girl lesbian woman, which sounds like a textbook HT. I understand the wife was devastated and won't speak to hir now but the kids got Bonus Diversity Points from their universities and think it's the best thing ever.
Posted by: Ian S.
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You mean AT, right? He's an autogynephile if he likes women.


Yes. People interested in computer science and in the IT industry are disproportionately more likely to be autogynephilic transsexuals.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 27, 2015 04:28 PM (E5UB0)

403 Remember, college is where the current generation is brainwashed and this type of s**t gets normalized.

In ten years, you'll have to use someones "preferred gender pronouns" or you will be fired, sued, or labeled an evil bully.

It's coming...

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 27, 2015 04:28 PM (vBeA5)

404 Watch Boehner squash the impeachment bill on his way out the door.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 27, 2015 04:28 PM (cQpP1)

405 Cooth, don't do it man!

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 27, 2015 04:28 PM (E5UB0)

406 In 40 minutes I shall identify as a guy what drinks bourbon.
--------
Amen to that. Now :28

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 27, 2015 04:28 PM (kXzR8)

407 #369

That was a great scene in Spartacus, of course an allusion to the Roman culture of bisexuality/homosexuality.

I think its a mistake to conflate biology with morality. IE, people don't get to choose their sexual preferences.

At the same time (and I think this is what you're getting at), its also probably wrong to think or act like there is no such thing as human sexual pathology.

IE, if your sexual preference is to be screwed by horses, you've got a problem. If you feel a compulsion to have your genitals mutilated, you also have a problem, and trying to rationalize it with some theoretical academic defense of "gender construct" isn't an answer.


Posted by: looking closely at October 27, 2015 04:29 PM (ji45d)

408 I always read Aromantic as Aromatic. Ever.Time.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2015 04:30 PM (evdj2)

409 Man, oh man, are we gonna *feast* upon your next generation.

Posted by: Islam at October 27, 2015 04:30 PM (amQXf)

410 Ray Howsithangin did a lot of great work with stop action.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 27, 2015 04:31 PM (fFIVI)

411 I think it will go like the Clinton Impeachment. It will make it through the House and die in the Senate. But it will force the commie Dems to defend the out of control and lawless IRS.


And the Republicans should hold a closed door join meeting and threaten the Dems with the same shit when a Republican is in charge.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 27, 2015 04:31 PM (t2KH5)

412 This kind of self-indulgent behavior BS is symptomatic of an affluent society declining into a decadent one.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 27, 2015 04:31 PM (oVJmc)

413 I think this is yet another example of immature people. The worst thing to do is indulge them. It just makes them worse. They will be happier and more self disciplined if people don't indulge and cater to them. I doubt deep down that they even want that. Just say no.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 27, 2015 04:31 PM (E5UB0)

414 @412 yes, my point exactly.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 27, 2015 04:32 PM (E5UB0)

415 Related - President Snide while honoring the US Women's Soccer Team today couldn't help himself to conduct the honor with any sense of decorum:

1 - He said that being a woman athlete means you are a badass. Nice language Prez.

2. He said in reference to the GOP Presidential candidates, that these women know more about being President than they do.

Yes, this is what we will have to continue to live with until 2017. God help us.

Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2015 04:32 PM (oiNtH)

416 I think its a mistake to conflate biology with morality. IE, people don't get to choose their sexual preferences.

I agree, morality trumps biology. If something is wrong, its wrong no matter how you were born. Being born a certain way is a matter of biology, what you do with it is a matter of morality.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 04:32 PM (39g3+)

417

I want to take a deep dive into the Ocean of You.

We're not talking about Charlotte McKinney, are we?

Posted by: imp at October 27, 2015 04:33 PM (gVy6C)

418 Ace just posted a nood

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 27, 2015 04:33 PM (t2KH5)

419 He said that being a woman athlete means you are a badass. Nice language Prez

Actually he said "fight like a girl" means badass, which explains his foreign policy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 27, 2015 04:33 PM (39g3+)

420
I confess I haven't read 10 words of any ace post with the word "feminist" in it, ever. Not because ace is wrong about any of it, quite the contrary, I give him my full proxy on all this stuff and take his position as mine, no questions asked.

So apologies O/T. Have not had a change to glance at comments since earlier today. Has anyone brought up the budget/appropriations debacle in the House?

This is really extraordinary. The Beltway is literally doubling down on their brazen disregard for popular sentiment, and the House is formally writing themselves out of the constitution for a few years, in a way even our dimmest Beltway GOP apologists might understand. (what could go - further - wrong with a lame-duck rogue freak extremist president and the essential disappearance of congressional influence?)

Doesn't matter if it's passed or not. The very fact that the Beltway can openly try something like this signals something very alarming, though what exactly that is isn't clear. Either they have concluded that, 2010/2014/TrumpCarson notwithstanding, they can literally do anything they want without consequences, or something else I can't come up with right now.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2015 04:33 PM (QDnY+)

421 Sounds like a job for Paolo.



Posted by: Benji Carver at October 27, 2015 04:26 PM (OD2ni)

Where the hell do you think he winters? Vail, of course.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 27, 2015 04:33 PM (jJRIy)

422 I believe the "snails and oysters" scene was cut from Spartacus and restored recently.

As was Jean Simmons skinny dipping.


http://www.celebset.net/pics/J/1160Jean%20Simmons.jpg

NSFW

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Lord Guardian, Protector, and Moisturizer to The Rack at October 27, 2015 04:33 PM (JtwS4)

423 Only 45% of children in the United States grow up in intact families. There are a lot of kids out there who instead of playing football in the backyard with dad or going to the mall with mom, are now looking for sub-families who give them acceptance no matter how strange they are. The weirder you are, the more attention you get. Even if it's bad attention, it's better than having none at all. Easy targets for sex trafficking too.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at October 27, 2015 04:34 PM (dFi94)

424 Ok, popcorn is ready.

Shake the bottle.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2015 04:34 PM (go6ud)

425 >>A psychologist was just telling me about this the other day. There are
smallish communities and they all know each other and kind of police
each other to make sure nobody is too crazy/dangerous? She had a lady
who gave her the details...

From what I understand there is sort of an "apprenticeship" model if you want to get into the SF gay "leather" scene. Some older person has to take you under their wing and break you in (sorry. . .), then you can become part of the "club". Everyone knows each other, and reputation acts as internal policing.

My guess is that if you're in the right geographic location (probably outside a major metro area) there are probably the equivalent of swinger "clubs" that practice this sort of thing.

Posted by: looking closely at October 27, 2015 04:34 PM (ji45d)

426 It's wrong to force sane people to fund the mutilation of healthy, functioning organs.

That's an elective procedure. To risk surgery for that is gratuitous, and no one is obligated to pay for that except the person who wants it.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at October 27, 2015 04:34 PM (E5UB0)

427 OT....(although bourbon is never technically OT) I was drunk and wanted to know how bad Albertson's brand bourbon was......throw up 6 times in a row.....that's how bad.....

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 27, 2015 04:34 PM (uJK1E)

428 I tried to get in touch with my femine side but she called me a microaggressive Chauvinist pig and kicked me in my nether regions. I guess she knew what I was thinking.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 27, 2015 04:35 PM (fFIVI)

429
Looking closely.
So sort of agree and disagree.
I think you can be "biologically" disposed to same sex attraction. Your morality is a matter of behavior.
Its not a sin to be heterosexual or homosexual in orientation. Its whether or not your order your behavior appropriately. I know people disagree and I'm fine with that. For purposes of clarity, my position, belief and understanding of catechism is to order your behavior. I mean its not a sin to have red hair either, but if you go around lying andmurderingand say its genetic because I'm descended from Vikings, its still your sin, which you maybe were predisposed to commit, but it was your cross to bear and you dropped it. Pick it up. You aren't special. Keep steppin'

Posted by: satan at October 27, 2015 04:37 PM (JTwsP)

430
A psychologist was just telling me about this
the other day. There are smallish communities and they all know each
other and kind of police each other to make sure nobody is too
crazy/dangerous? She had a lady who gave her the details...

Posted by: Lea at October 27, 2015 04:25 PM (lIU4e)

Someone told me the same thing, except said that the community was getting worse, because the customs and traditions that weeded out the psychopaths were going away.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 27, 2015 04:37 PM (OiH3z)

431 You know how many male chauvinist pigs it takes to screw in a light bulb? none...let the bitch cook in the dark....

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 27, 2015 04:37 PM (uJK1E)

432 I'm a paranormalsexual.

I want to have sex with Dana Barrett.

Posted by: @PeeteySVenkman at October 27, 2015 04:38 PM (znUfN)

433 ahem. wildly inappropriate sock off now.

Posted by: simplemind at October 27, 2015 04:38 PM (JTwsP)

434 1. So, basically, you're gay.

2. Why do millenials have such bad skin? I assume it has something to do with point 1, which is in itself caused by too much soy, plastics, pesticides, the pill, etc etc etc

Posted by: royal jelly at October 27, 2015 04:44 PM (m7rsk)

435
Yeah, the snails oyster scene from Spartacus never used to be on TV. It is back in now and it startling when you see it. Worth the three minutes to youtube it. You'll see the point immediately.
Logically Olivier makes the modernist argument - which really isn't modern but pre Christian. But inOlivier's eyes you see the horror and what he really hungers for, isn't sex its well . . . you should watch it.

Posted by: simplemind at October 27, 2015 04:45 PM (JTwsP)

436 that's ok, we'll all be converted and in burkas or 6 feet under within the next 10 years

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 27, 2015 04:46 PM (ajMhd)

437 I feel dirty and stupid....and now have a headache. Thanks bunches!

Posted by: Mobius1 at October 27, 2015 04:47 PM (8ADbt)

438 I'd be shocked any any morons, even the atheists, put on burkas or converted. So yeah, we will be pushing up daisies together.

Posted by: simplemind at October 27, 2015 04:48 PM (JTwsP)

439 I remember Sam Harris making the argument that you can't just believe what you want to....

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2015 04:48 PM (2mC6G)

440 An "aromantic" is an air-freshener, folks.

As for Greer, she's been a rebel for many years and is rarely PC. There's an excellent video out there where an earnest PC women is interviewing her. Greer has come to the defense of real males many times.

Transgenders are not born but exist in the minds of some mentally ill persons unhappy with their lot in life.

GET OVER IT.

Posted by: Graham Cracker at October 27, 2015 04:49 PM (SJ184)

441 Your gender is determined by your genes.

Unless Bruce and others can change their genes, they're locked into the sex they so despise.

Funny how these transgendered "women" always go for the superficial things about women - their nail polish, make-up, heels, clothing, breasts ( fake ) and other purely secondary sexual characteristics. None clamor for menstrual periods, real child-birth.

Posted by: Graham Cracker at October 27, 2015 04:52 PM (SJ184)

442 None of this is going to work unless Science! finally perfects the convertible pegina. Or is that convertible vanis?

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at October 27, 2015 04:58 PM (uPxUo)

443 I feel a microaggression coming on.

I neither feel sexual desire NOR romantic desire.

THERE'S NO CATEGORY FOR MEEEEEEEE!

H8trs!!!!

I'm feeling oppressed.

Do I win a prize?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 27, 2015 05:20 PM (Xo1Rt)

444 Ace did you really have multiple girlfriends cheat on you? Sorry that sucks

Posted by: ron at October 27, 2015 05:39 PM (xytVe)

445 Cisgender = Normal? Who knew?

Posted by: Frank at October 27, 2015 08:06 PM (6vyQb)

446 "Currently, I say that I am agender...."

Until I or somebody comes up with something more fashionable.

Posted by: The Next First Zek at October 27, 2015 08:08 PM (ybzJi)

447 There once was a man all agender
Who went on a terrible bender
It laid on its belly
Exposing its smelly
And charged for all services rendered

Posted by: Post Feminist Poet at October 27, 2015 08:50 PM (j1Wvr)

448 Really need the "like" button for posts like this.

Posted by: Penultimatum at October 27, 2015 11:21 PM (EEUs4)

449 "Those who have long walked on eggshells trying not to offend Greer's feminist sisters should feel free to laugh."

To be fair, Germaine Greer has never herself endorsed "safe spaces" or any of that other nonsense.

Posted by: RonF at October 28, 2015 05:23 PM (l8nW6)

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