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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: conanthelibertarian at October 21, 2015 08:20 AM (U9nBh)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 08:21 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: AE at October 21, 2015 08:22 AM (+ft6G)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2015 08:22 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 08:22 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 08:23 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 08:24 AM (uZNvH)
http://taupesyuka.sakura.ne.jp/ae61.htm
Or -> http://taupesyuka.sakura.ne.jp/ae74.htm
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 08:24 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: NotCoach at October 21, 2015 08:24 AM (rsudF)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2015 08:24 AM (i0ykY)
The Prime Minister of Canada's Mother was a tramp and his Father was a cuckold.
Hey!
Posted by:John Diefenbaker
No, not you. The new guy.
Oh -- ok then, eh?.
Posted by:John Diefenbaker
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2015 08:24 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: GBruno at October 21, 2015 08:25 AM (u49WF)
384 to go (457 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2015 08:25 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 08:25 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2015 08:25 AM (St6BJ)
He mentions that one of the reasons it won't work is that we would need to build 12-15 massive federal prisons to hold illegals.
I'm thinking "Wow, that's a lot of people who are within our sovereign borders illegally. Good thing none of them harbor ill will towards America."
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2015 08:25 AM (VPLuQ)
Former Gov. Charlie Crist running for Congress
http://tinyurl.com/o947leq
The most conservative Republican that can be elected is in! Sure, as a Democrat, but still.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2015 08:25 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 21, 2015 08:26 AM (+duqF)
Posted by: Hillary "Felon" Clinton at October 21, 2015 08:26 AM (22uju)
That's not how it goes. It's "his father was a hamster and his mother smelled of elderberries."
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2015 08:27 AM (JO9+V)
Coulter's new piece.
Trump is like Reagan and the media is clueless about it
...In fact, most candidates who were in first place the summer before an election year went on to be the nominee. Luckily, Politico is not a website primarily concerned with politics or it might have known this.
Among them: Ronald Reagan in August 1979, Walter Mondale in August 1983, Michael Dukakis (tied for first) in August 1987, Bob Dole in August 1995; George W. Bush in August 1999 and Mitt Romney in August 2011.
...Even Reagan wasn't dominating the polls then the way Trump is now. In the Post's poll, Reagan was at 27 percent, compared to 13 to 15 percent for everybody else, including undecideds. Since announcing his candidacy four months ago by talking about Mexican "rapists," Trump has been polling at around 20 percent to 30 percent, with nearly every other candidate stuck in the single digits.
http://bit.ly/1W3O5Re
the hill
(be careful clicking on the "Ann Coulter" link in Ace's sidebar. It thoroughly crashed my system. Maybe it didn't like Win10, but someone should check it out.)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 08:27 AM (qCMvj)
Yeah, it's a real article. From a real idiot.
Whatever you do, don't use your hands...
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at October 21, 2015 08:27 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: McCool at October 21, 2015 08:27 AM (nCSwS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 08:27 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Achmed The Clockin' Genius at October 21, 2015 08:28 AM (OLNwX)
If only I knew some young, brilliant Islamic scholar with a dismantled clock in a pencil case I could have him keep me updated throughout the day.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 21, 2015 08:28 AM (sI4OA)
"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2015 08:25 AM
Because rounding them up an deporting them would be far more expensive? Or because the Pederast thinks all illegal aliens should be jailed?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2015 08:28 AM (i0ykY)
Posted by: dogfish at October 21, 2015 08:29 AM (0O2Lr)
Posted by: Margaret Trudeau at October 21, 2015 08:29 AM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 08:29 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Generic Morning Moron at October 21, 2015 08:29 AM (Gzt/W)
"But first, you will . . . ."
Sounds about like it. The conservatives in the House are being asked to sell themselves to him rather than the other way around.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 21, 2015 08:29 AM (+duqF)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 21, 2015 08:30 AM (UpGcq)
You know I still laugh uncontrollably every time I watch that scene.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2015 08:30 AM (i0ykY)
http://bit.ly/1M6QJe7
If anyone finds artistic, cultural, political, or bicycle merit in that sort of thing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 08:30 AM (JtwS4)
http://taupesyuka.sakura.ne.jp/ae64.htm
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 08:31 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 21, 2015 08:31 AM (DlmoZ)
And yet if we were to turn the Sanctuary Cities themselves into federal prisons...
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2015 08:31 AM (OLNwX)
BTW, since we're still stargazing out here in the West, three planets lined up in the East, with Venus highest, followed by Jupiter and Mars just below it -- all about a hand apart.
Notice the distinct difference in color. While dim, the redder color of Mars contrasts with Venus' bright white.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2015 08:31 AM (kdS6q)
need to build 12-15 massive federal prisons to hold illegals."
Concertina Wire, metric fluketons of it around those cities. You would need a Passport to get outside the wire.
We could hire the Hungarians to build it. They now have experience.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 21, 2015 08:31 AM (kLrYQ)
Ironically, Ahmed, your clock innards may be older than the ones used in BTTF.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 21, 2015 08:32 AM (+duqF)
Hunger in America.
A fine novelist (who really didn't like the Clintons) once prophesied, Should George W. Bush win the Presidency, the legions of the homeless, in their hundreds of thousands...
They're battle-prepping for tying Pres. Trump's shoelaces together, just in case.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 21, 2015 08:32 AM (xq1UY)
They made a movie about that - Escape from LA.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 08:32 AM (e0Bua)
He mentions that one of the reasons it won't work is that we would need to build 12-15 massive federal prisons to hold illegals.
Now that is a jobs program.
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 21, 2015 08:32 AM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at October 21, 2015 08:33 AM (7JjWp)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2015 08:33 AM (VPLuQ)
Hey MPPPP, I am thinking of emailing this artist for their rates to create book cover art.
Very nice, Anna. I'm not in general a fan of Oriental art, but I do like the stillness of that piece. You have a good eye.
BTW, I'm not getting anywhere on my book, so if you need someone to cast an eye over your new one before publication, I'm free.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 08:34 AM (X6fMO)
*****
Wait a second. He's acknowledging that there are enough criminal foreigners in the country to fill 12 to 15 federal prisons? And he's totally okay with that?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2015 08:34 AM (NeFrd)
Sen. Marco Rubio, who has the worst attendance record in the US Senate, proposed a bill on Tuesday to authorize the firing of Veterans Administration employees for not coming to work.
"All we're saying in this bill is if you work at the VA and you aren't doing your job, they get to fire you. I think people are shocked that that [doesn't] actually exist in the entire government, since there is really no other job in the country where if you don't do your job, you don't get fired.". said Rubio.
The Post reported earlier this month that Rubio has missed 84 of 275 votes in Congress's upper chamber, or 30.5 percent. For October to date, he has missed seven of eight recorded votes.
Daily Mail
"And isn't it ironic, don't you think?"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2015 08:34 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Joey Biden at October 21, 2015 08:34 AM (22uju)
Posted by: Snake Pliskin at October 21, 2015 08:35 AM (i0ykY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2015 08:25 AM (St6BJ)
And Methodists.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 08:27 AM (LUgeY)
Golf clap.
Posted by: Mel Brooks at October 21, 2015 08:35 AM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at October 21, 2015 08:35 AM (yxw0r)
Apparently.
I guess that Free Range, antibiotic free illegals have a better, less gamey taste.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2015 08:35 AM (VPLuQ)
Bill Pickle
Paul Ryan willing to run, maybe. GOP POTUS hopefuls... on "In the Pickle Barrel" http://tobtr.com/s/8014399
"In the Pickle Barrel" with Bill Pickle? Seriously?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2015 08:36 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 21, 2015 08:36 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: The Libyans at October 21, 2015 08:36 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 21, 2015 08:38 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 21, 2015 08:38 AM (K5v5b)
"But first, you will . . . ."
amirite ?
Posted by: McCool at October 21, 2015 08:27 AM (nCSwS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2015 08:39 AM (St6BJ)
I'm trying to find an audio clip of Harry the Diddler talking about the need for prisons.
I heard his voice saying these words on the news about an hour ago, but nothing is coming up on search.
Almost as if the media has realized just how much of a Republican sound bite that it could be.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2015 08:39 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2015 08:39 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 08:39 AM (JtwS4)
Being bored, I tried the Beyonce link. Result:
Warum sehe ich BILD.de nicht?
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Posted by: Generic Morning Moron at October 21, 2015 08:40 AM (Gzt/W)
http://tinyurl.com/nvs7ytz
Streisand Effect? Never heard of it.
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 08:40 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2015 08:34 AM (NeFrd)
He's lowballing the number as well.
In 2014 we had 1,561,500 federal prisoners in the system.
How many illegals are there?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 21, 2015 08:40 AM (fWAjv)
As for writing, it has been a struggle. I do hope to have the short story collection done this week. It will include snippets from both follow-on Golden Isis stories.
I see local Tinseltown will have the BTTF trilogy on the silver screeen with concessions discounts tonight. Not sure if I want to trap myself in a movie theater for about 350 minutes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 08:40 AM (e0Bua)
Anna, I am assuming you know this, so ignore me if you do (others may not know).
Goodreads is the GOTO place for those who love to read and write. Top spot for published authors.
There are some other sites dedicated to this (booktalk.org, librarything.com, kboards.com, etc) but Goodreads is the best, imho.
You can find all sorts of resources for editing, reviews, and cover art. Even advice on your art.
Best of all, the support from co-authors is fantastic. Very nice people run the site, and it is jam-packed with information. You can set up your own Author profile there, join groups of similar interests, and so forth.
It's a must for authors (and avid readers). All of the Top Authors have profiles there, where you can follow their work, and many communicate with you there.
https://www.goodreads.com/
It's hard to explain what a useful site this is. If you are a member you already know this. And as a new member it takes a bit to figure out all the goodies there, just be patient. It's a huge archive and database.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 08:40 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 21, 2015 08:41 AM (UpGcq)
They're always doing that. As if the job of a Senator is measured by which votes he casts.
So he's disqualified to point out that it ought to be possible to fire federal employees?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 08:41 AM (JtwS4)
Send his ass back to Canada for their free health care already and let him wait in line like everybody else.
Posted by: Soon to be Zombie Christopher Lloyd at October 21, 2015 08:41 AM (D0NZx)
****
Snake! Great to see you around here. You don't comment very often any more. Real life getting in the way? How's that eye?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2015 08:41 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: islamic scholar at October 21, 2015 08:41 AM (sI4OA)
Did you hear the clip of Bernie Sanders from 30 years ago praising Castro?
Back to the Future. 1985. For real.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2015 08:41 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Joey Biden
VagISIL- isn't that the women's branch of ISIS?
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2015 08:41 AM (OLNwX)
https://youtu.be/ijxknaKOXVc
Notice all the women and children. Invasion/colonization. Sickening.
Posted by: jjod3 at October 21, 2015 08:42 AM (3UYA8)
And they got it dead right. Screw Yelp.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 21, 2015 08:42 AM (XiVKO)
I think they changed the url just to be dicks. Bit.ly gave me a new shortcut to that article, usually it yells at me if it's reconverting the same url.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 08:43 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 21, 2015 08:43 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 08:44 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 21, 2015 08:44 AM (kLrYQ)
Posted by: maddogg at October 21, 2015 08:44 AM (xWW96)
Politico: The Trump poll numbers lie - History says the GOP will still bank on Bush.
by Mark Updegrove
http://tinyurl.com/oacnx4x
Mark K. Updegrove is the Director of the LBJ Presidential Library, the author of four books on the presidency and eats bugs.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2015 08:44 AM (kdS6q)
- Islamic Terrorists.
- The Church of Scientology.
- Yelp.
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 08:46 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Hello Kitty Spice at October 21, 2015 08:46 AM (VJ3W8)
*****
Beyonce fans looking to get ihren Javascript reactivierted?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2015 08:46 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 08:46 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 21, 2015 08:47 AM (XiVKO)
These accomplishments are ranked in inverse order of respectability.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 08:47 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: maddogg at October 21, 2015 08:44 AM (xWW96)
yeah, there is a big war going on in the party now
I noticed on a recent "All-Star Panel" with Brett Baier that Krauthammer basically mocked Laura Ingrham right there on air. The other guy on the panel followed suit. Douchebags. It was ugly. So embarrassing to watch. It's okay to disagree, but CK's face and eye-rolling was caught on camera, and then doubled-down on his "subtle" attack.
tired of this
and they wonder why people are navigating to Trump
I will say, Rubio is still staying out of the fray. That is decent of him (unless I missed something). His recent interview showed him ignoring the bait.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 08:48 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 08:48 AM (e0Bua)
If you turn over the Holy Black Meteorite, it's got those same red seven-segment display, but it's stuck on the eighth century.
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2015 08:48 AM (OLNwX)
So he's disqualified to point out that it ought to be possible to fire federal employees?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 08:41 AM (JtwS4)
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No, he's disqualified for not even doing his job that his voters sent him to do.
He's disqualified for having done NOTHING other than run for President.
Can anyone tell me a piece of legislation that he introduced and is now law that improved the general welfare of this country?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 08:48 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 08:49 AM (O7MnT)
Wait, what? Bill O'Really actually came down on one side of an issue?
Unpossible!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 08:50 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Koffi Annan at October 21, 2015 08:50 AM (sI4OA)
Posted by: goon at October 21, 2015 08:50 AM (gy5kE)
by Mark Updegrove
Never heard of this guy before. I'm guessing the Bush machine is finding trouble hiring propagandists.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 21, 2015 08:50 AM (mNKIJ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2015 08:51 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 08:44 AM (LUgeY)
---------------------------
You know they can actually work on repealing laws too.
I'd be great is Congress would work on repealing laws.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 08:52 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 08:46 AM (e0Bua)
ah, okay
good.
I noticed Stephen King is still the number one followed there for all time, but this past month and past week, it is Charlaine Harris (and King comes in second).
She writes Urban Fantasy, Mystery & Thrillers, Horror.
It's also interesting to see how well YA novels do.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 08:52 AM (qCMvj)
The GOP will. The voters won't.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 21, 2015 08:52 AM (oVJmc)
73 The Texas Instrument plant were Achmeds clock was manufactured is now the 9th holiest site in Islam.
Posted by: islamic scholar at October 21, 2015 08:41 AM (sI4OA)
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I'd say you owe me a new keyboard, except the laugh was definitely worth it.
Posted by: MTF at October 21, 2015 08:52 AM (TxJGV)
http://bit.ly/1ORWzFp
It's not quite as boobtastic as what I wanted to show you but you mutts don't even deserve this.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 08:53 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2015 08:53 AM (Gmnn6)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 08:48 AM (LXJ1e)
Well he did try to do something with a little help from his 'friend' Chuck U Shumer....
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 21, 2015 08:53 AM (ck8TA)
Could ask OSP for a plug on his BlogTalk Radion program.
That's the kicker, as free-lancers there are so many options and no real instructions. And I guess this is what Artisanal'ette is saying - go research GoodReads for advice.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 08:54 AM (e0Bua)
He spoke out against ISIS recruits and how he wouldn't let them back in the country. And that some radical mosques should be watched.
If he keeps this up, he'll get my vote, especially if he snags Cruz as his VP.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 08:54 AM (LUgeY)
Fuck the GOP.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 21, 2015 08:55 AM (u5gzz)
I'm sure his present wife and children are thrilled that their husband and father is such a complete piece of shit.
And Fox. They keep paying this lowlife fraud.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 21, 2015 08:55 AM (BZAd3)
Speaking of Trump, and popularity.
From Althouse's rag
http://tinyurl.com/ndxawha
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2015 08:51 AM (VPLuQ)I can imagine she's desperately trying to find a way to justify a vote for The Bern! Talk about your perfect Ann Arbor candidate.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 08:57 AM (X6fMO)
The problem with Beyoncé's boobs is that they are attached to the same body that her face is attached to.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 21, 2015 08:57 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 21, 2015 08:57 AM (u5gzz)
Perfectly legal. The middle men go to the company that wants ads placed and doesn't want to go through all the headache, so a rebate from the media should go to the middle man who is doing all the drudge work.
Middleman says to company who wants to advertise : I can get your ads run in all the major markets for X million.
Middleman says to media outlets : I have a client who wants to advertise but only has y million to spend.
It's the classic Steve Jobs maneuver.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 21, 2015 08:57 AM (K5v5b)
OK, you at least get an "E" for Effort.
But to be honest, anyone but Beyonce, and we would be going "Who's the plain looking chick with the big butt and the thick thighs?".
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2015 08:58 AM (VPLuQ)
It is possible already, it's just hard because the union will probably fight everything. They should make it easier, but I want to see the details on this...
Posted by: Lea at October 21, 2015 08:59 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: se pa moron at October 21, 2015 08:59 AM (sI4OA)
The time that Marty first arrives in 2015 will be at 4:29 PM Pacific.
Posted by: Dan Kojak at October 21, 2015 08:59 AM (zfjOq)
by Mark Updegrove
------
How exactly is Bush going to be the nominee when he can't even beat Rubio?
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 21, 2015 08:59 AM (JxMoP)
They could, but they won't.
I'd like to see all laws with an automatic sunset provision after, say, 7 years or so. That'd keep them busy and out of our lives, at least theoretically.
I'd also like to see all legislation have only one focus. Combining bills with more than one issue is one way they keep the public confused.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 09:00 AM (LUgeY)
Nah, nobody would believe that douchebag is still on the air.
Posted by: Rejected Back To The Future Ideas at October 21, 2015 09:00 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: Kate58 at October 21, 2015 09:00 AM (oLZsm)
And they got it dead right. Screw Yelp.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 21, 2015 08:42 AM (XiVKO)
Yeah, I work at a place that gets regular calls from some "Yelp representative" to "claim our Yelp page" so we can post information or respond to comments. I said to the young lady, "Yes, I am familiar with Yelp and I have no interest in it. I've been on the internet in various capacities since the early 1990s, I hope your company goes the way of Flooz and Alta Vista. Thank you for your time."
Dedicated review sites, even useful ones, always end up becoming ridiculous arm-twisting agents of political correctness. That's how the internet (and more particularly the world wide web) works: the loudest bunch of retards ends up ruining everything. We are continuously developing new technologies, such as facebook and twitter and reddit, to corral and gulag loud-mouthed idiots, but it's still just a holding action, you can't ever win because they're too stupid and too opinionated.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 21, 2015 09:01 AM (k9qR4)
It is possible already, it's just hard because the union will probably fight everything. They should make it easier, but I want to see the details on this...
Pen & phone.
"Your position no longer exists".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2015 09:01 AM (Gv8zm)
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 21, 2015 09:01 AM (K5v5b)
Time to bribe some more politicians to come to my wedding.
That will make America great again!
Posted by: Teh Donald at October 21, 2015 09:02 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 21, 2015 09:02 AM (evdj2)
No clicks for you !
G'mornin, Horde.
Yay coffee !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2015 09:02 AM (go6ud)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 21, 2015 09:02 AM (2cS/G)
Weird. I wonder if something new came out.
I read her southern vampire series and I hated the last two books and the ending..
Posted by: Lea at October 21, 2015 09:03 AM (lIU4e)
Even if not, I think there's a lot to be said for laws sunsetting every 20ish years. Especially since politicians are chickenshits and won't attach their name to any vote if they can help it.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 21, 2015 09:03 AM (XiVKO)
_______________________
Him and every other scumbag who was on the planet a few decades ago.
Maggie was an equal opportunity skank.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 21, 2015 09:04 AM (a31sM)
Posted by: Billy Sianis' Goat at October 21, 2015 09:04 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: maddogg at October 21, 2015 09:04 AM (xWW96)
****
Actually, truth be told, if you shake it up before you turn it over it says:
"Magic 8-Ball says 'reply hazy, try again'"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2015 09:04 AM (NeFrd)
What's that in metric so I can set my sundial?
Posted by: Bernie Saunders at October 21, 2015 09:05 AM (sI4OA)
Okay, that picture was large enough on my screen that the neck down filled the screen. Just right.
Posted by: Generic Morning Moron at October 21, 2015 09:05 AM (Gzt/W)
Posted by: Bigby's Mangled Manicure at October 21, 2015 09:05 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2015 09:06 AM (8HTq1)
Yeah, Mrs. Chupacabra owns her own business and they call her constantly with that claim your business crap. And it's always hard sell.
They also have her listed as providing services that she doesn't. So she has to deal with a ton of crazy people that argue with her about what her business actually is.
So screw them especially hard.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 21, 2015 09:06 AM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 09:06 AM (e0Bua)
Morning everyone!
Time to bribe some more politicians to come to my wedding.
That will make America great again!
Posted by: Teh Donald at October 21, 2015 09:02 AM (uZNvH)
___________________________
It was a lovely affair.....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 21, 2015 09:07 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: PabloD at October 21, 2015 09:07 AM (BcOEh)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2015 09:07 AM (8HTq1)
I'd also like to see all legislation have only one focus. Combining bills with more than one issue is one way they keep the public confused.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 09:00 AM (LUgeY)
New constitutional amendment: Any law must be memorized and recited correctly from memory by the persons voting for the law or the vote is not counted. Any coaching by the person scoring the memorization will be counted as two votes against.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 21, 2015 09:07 AM (k9qR4)
"So Geraldo brags to the Canadian PM that he planked his mother..."
Well, not so much "Planked". More like "Dutch Doored"
Posted by: Jack Nicholson
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2015 09:08 AM (kdS6q)
----
I don't care what show he's on, when I see him, the channel goes off.
Fox must keep him on in a Jerry Springer kind of way.
Anyone see Peter Johnson Jr.'s rant about the "Progressive Confederacy" this morning? Hat tip to PJj.
Posted by: GBruno at October 21, 2015 09:08 AM (u49WF)
They also had that thing where they'd shoot the current generation.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2015 09:09 AM (Gv8zm)
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski
---
They are investigating the grisly mouse plunger murders from the ONT.
Posted by: Hello Kitty Spice at October 21, 2015 09:09 AM (VJ3W8)
Cut, jib, newsletter.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 09:09 AM (LUgeY)
http://tinyurl.com/qa8rdyk
A encouraging message for all Christians-including of course-me. :^)
Keep on praying!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 09:10 AM (MLWQG)
The democrats have a war room with 30 staffers, armed with opposition research on all the republican members of the committee, ready to refute and spin anything in real time.
The republicans, on the other hand, probably haven't even talked to each other about who is going to question what.
Here's an idea...
Let's cut the pay of congressmen and senators to find "citizen legislators". No need to waste a lot of money trying to lure competent people to serve, we can find them on the street corner and pay them peanuts.
Yeah, that's the plan.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2015 09:10 AM (Zs4uk)
*****
Good luck in your search for a real life.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2015 09:10 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bach to the future at October 21, 2015 09:11 AM (VJ3W8)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 21, 2015 09:11 AM (ee9LE)
Posted by: Jerry Rivers at October 21, 2015 09:11 AM (sI4OA)
But to be honest, anyone but Beyonce, and we would be going "Who's the plain looking chick with the big butt and the thick thighs?"
Isn't this the story of Mooch?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 09:11 AM (X6fMO)
"So Geraldo brags to the Canadian PM that he planked his mother..."
Well, not so much "Planked". More like "Dutch Doored"
Posted by: Jack Nicholson
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2015 09:08 AM (kdS6q)
I prefer the term "trampolining".
Posted by: Marion Snow, shooting miscreants on MS-1 at October 21, 2015 09:12 AM (u093l)
Faux fur. Three fauxs died for that!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2015 09:12 AM (Gv8zm)
I remember when that loony Johnson heiress adopted a kid from china. Luckily, her family sought custody of the kid. The girl, who was engaged to Tila Tequia, died when she lapsed into a diabetic coma.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 21, 2015 09:12 AM (iQIUe)
Welp.
I didn't get my Mr Fusion but, at least, I got-
Obamacare.
Amirite?
*falls into deep depression*
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2015 09:13 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at October 21, 2015 09:13 AM (4pjhs)
- Geraldo
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 21, 2015 09:13 AM (ee9LE)
Posted by: GBruno at October 21, 2015 09:13 AM (u49WF)
Posted by: Bach to the future at October 21, 2015 09:11 AM (VJ3W
****
Are you still decomposing?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2015 09:14 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Clock Boy at October 21, 2015 09:14 AM (UzPAd)
Let's cut the pay of congressmen and senators to find "citizen
legislators". No need to waste a lot of money trying to lure competent
people to serve, we can find them on the street corner and pay them
peanuts.
Yeah, that's the plan.
.
.
.Some States do that already. Here in Kentucky we have part time Legislators and New Hampshire does the same but pays them next to nothing, and everything still seems to work out.
Corruption does play a big part here in Kentucky though.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 21, 2015 09:15 AM (iONHu)
*****
Good luck in your search for a real life.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
Next D & D game starts in 20 minutes!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2015 09:15 AM (Gv8zm)
Back to the Future with a bucket list of people to off? I think I've seen that movie.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 21, 2015 09:15 AM (sI4OA)
There is a rather famous picture of her sitting on the floor at Studio 54 sans culottes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 09:15 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Bach to the future at October 21, 2015 09:11 AM (VJ3W
****
Are you still decomposing?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2015 09:14 AM (NeFrd)
I am.
I done wrote me a Corncerto.
Posted by: Zombie Orville Redenbacher at October 21, 2015 09:16 AM (KUa85)
I seem to remember a blogger called Althouse .... used to read it until she did the "I'm a staunch conservative who's voting for Obama" thing.
She had one or two decent commenters, but the place was usually a trainwreck. It reached its lowest point during the last election, where some fool named "The Crack Emcee" insisted to the point of insanity that, were Romney to be elected, he'd put the country under Mormon law, just as he had when he was governor of Massachusetts. Combine him with another commenter whose whole shtick was insisting that the John Doe investigations were totes legit and Scott Walker would be indicted any minute now, and there's no reason to ever visit her site again.
Sadly, I'm getting that way with Neo-Neocon, too. She's sensible, but too many of her commenters have drunk the "anybody but Trump" Kool-Aid, even to the point of smugly insisting they'll stay home rather than pollute their vote by giving it to Teh Donald.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 09:17 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Toonces the Cat at October 21, 2015 09:17 AM (e7T6D)
===
At which point, all laws would be passed by single votes cast by whoever was designated to remember the law in question.
Posted by: Bigby's Mangled Manicure at October 21, 2015 09:17 AM (3ZtZW)
Faux fur. Three fauxs died for that!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2015 09:12 AM (Gv8zm)
Faux are native to Peruvia, where they're hunted for their delicious meat.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2015 09:17 AM (u093l)
Thanks. This was a good one for today...
Posted by: Lea at October 21, 2015 09:19 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 21, 2015 09:19 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 21, 2015 09:15 AM (iONHu)
"Justified" was a documentary.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2015 09:19 AM (Zs4uk)
Thank you Amazon, I now have a three figure income from book sales of Golden Isis.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 09:19 AM (e0Bua)
Texas. Meets for 140 calendar days every odd numbered year.
Legislators make $7,200 a year, plus $150 per diem for every day they are in session.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2015 09:19 AM (Gv8zm)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2015 09:20 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: E.T. at October 21, 2015 09:20 AM (yq4gk)
It didn't go quite right
The faux fer took off
like a rocket in flight
And I had to move to Alaska
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 21, 2015 09:20 AM (K5v5b)
162If I see Marty and that car I'm outta here to go back to the early 60's to change the future for the better.Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at October 21, 2015 09:13 AM (4pjhs
Back to the Future with a bucket list of people to off? I think I've seen that movie.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 21, 2015 09:15 AM (sI4OA)
Not sure how I feel about that. I have the same name as someone who is SURE to be on that list.
On the other hand, it makes it somewhat more difficult to websearch my personal info. It's a wash, I guess.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2015 09:20 AM (u093l)
One of the first acts he did after he assisted Romney in giving us another four years of Obama was to screw over the veterans in a totally bogus measly $6 billion "budget cut". Of all of the places he could have taken that pissant amount of money without even causing a ripple in the pond of the governments rape of this country and he chose the veterans.
Amnesty and sucking up to that racist fuck Gutierrez... bad enough. Boning the veterans in a time of war. That seals it for me.
He'll be the speaker, no doubt. But in the end, he is as bad as any other asshole in congress.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 21, 2015 09:22 AM (BZAd3)
IllTemperedCur, you are named Sarah Conner?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 09:22 AM (e0Bua)
Cause and effect, how does that work, leftists?
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 09:22 AM (u0lmX)
*****
Tastes just like chiauxen.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2015 09:22 AM (NeFrd)
Years ago, in a day of uncertainty and disillusionment, when my whole life seemed to be overwhelmed by forces outside of my control, one morning quite casually I opened my New Testament and my eyes fell on this sentence, "He that hath sent me is with me-the father hath not left me alone." (John 8:29). My life has never been the same since that hour. Everything for me has been different after that. I suppose not a day has passed that I have not repeated it to myself. Many have come to me for counseling during those years, and I have always sent them away with this sustaining sentence.. Ever since that hour when my eyes fell upon it, I have lived by this sentence. I have walked with it and found in it my peace and strength. To me it is the very essence of religion. It lies at the rock bottom of everything that makes life worth living. It is the Golden Text of my life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 09:22 AM (MLWQG)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 21, 2015 09:22 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 21, 2015 09:22 AM (iQIUe)
Agree re. neo. Too bad.
Posted by: gracepc at October 21, 2015 09:23 AM (DMQhB)
Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at October 21, 2015 09:13 AM (4pjhs)
Shoot Oswald so LBJ never becomes Prezident? Brilliant! But what about the whole thing with Goldwater beating Humphrey in '68? Oh wait, that would have been pretty good. Carry on.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 21, 2015 09:23 AM (k9qR4)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2015 09:07 AM (8HTq1)
__________________
Nope, but she acted like she was all that and a bag of chips.
Pierre apparently didn't pay enough attention to her, so she made up for it by screwing anybody and everybody who glanced her way. She was big into the NYC party scene and was regularly photographed back then stumbling out of a variety of nightclubs with a variety of sleazy B-list celebs and celeb-wannabes.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 21, 2015 09:23 AM (a31sM)
Posted by: Naugas everywhere at October 21, 2015 09:23 AM (LUgeY)
Legislators make $7,200 a year, plus $150 per diem for every day they are in session.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2015 09:19 AM (Gv8zm)
I hear Apple and Microsoft are going to go with part time executives.
No need to hire someone full time to direct hundreds of billions in income and payments every year.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2015 09:24 AM (Zs4uk)
What's left - SMOD and Yellowstone caldera?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 09:24 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: c6dave at October 21, 2015 09:24 AM (3ewID)
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 09:25 AM (u0lmX)
"But first, you will . . . ."
Who's "sugar-tits" in this scenario - us or the Congressional Freedom Caucus?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 09:26 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2015 09:26 AM (zt+N6)
Is it Mick or Steve?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 09:26 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: Toonces the Cat at October 21, 2015 09:26 AM (e7T6D)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2015 09:27 AM (8HTq1)
Uh...who was the "gang of 8"?
Is it safe to assume that blowhard McCain was involved?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 09:27 AM (NOIQH)
She's sensible, but too many of her commenters have drunk the "anybody
but Trump" Kool-Aid, even to the point of smugly insisting they'll stay
home rather than pollute their vote by giving it to Teh Donald.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 09:17 AM (X6fMO)
You are completely right! All true conservatives should be flocking to Me, Teh Donald! Because everyone knows what a hardcore conservative I've been over all these years!
Posted by: Teh Donald at October 21, 2015 09:27 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2015 09:27 AM (NeFrd)
Where's the cartoon post?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2015 09:27 AM (UwCQJ)
A. Trump
II. The GOP
3. The Democrats
four. The electorate
Mornin' Horde. I'll say this, the fresh hell is occasionally entertaining, in a dark-humored kinda way.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 09:28 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 21, 2015 09:28 AM (2cS/G)
That Simpson gal has a thriving business.
So does Jessica Alba.
Blake Lively's went belly up. She hired consultants and then did the opposite of what they told her to do.
Buffy has some company that sells brownie/cookie mixes. That too will go belly up.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 21, 2015 09:29 AM (iQIUe)
So Canada decided that they needed to elect their own version of Barack Obama? As if the original wasn't a bad enough role model?
Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2015 09:29 AM (UzPAd)
No need to hire someone full time to direct hundreds of billions in income and payments every year.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2015 09:24 AM (Zs4uk)
That's basically the leftist vision of technocracy. Get rid of all those messy legislators and people who might have different opinions, just put all government programs on autopilot, run by angelic and self-sacrificing technocrats who just make sure the trains run on time.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 09:29 AM (lVU49)
No need to hire someone full time to direct hundreds of billions in income and payments every year."
The great thing about this is we all use either Apple or Microsoft, so regardless how bad the decisions are of the part time executives, they can just raise the price we all have to pay to make up for mistakes.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2015 09:29 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2015 09:27 AM (8HTq1)
That would explain the IQ, yes.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 21, 2015 09:29 AM (k9qR4)
I've seen one otherwise apparently sensible individual on Twitter actually say they'd vote Democrat before voting for Trump. Telling.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 09:29 AM (9krrF)
Back off lady, let a pro handle this.
Posted by: Jerry Springer at October 21, 2015 09:29 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Eddie Munster Ryan at October 21, 2015 09:30 AM (zt+N6)
Tomorrow FenelonSpouse is going for the second time for the school bus driving test. Supposedly the inspectors are mad at having additional work and are talking it out on the people being tested because of everybody who took the test last time nobody passed. FS has been diligently studying the book and going for training but as some of you may know its gets harder to memorize things as one gets older. We can't shoot spouse with a massive dose of Ginko Balboa before Friday so prayers would be appreciated. :^)
Thx.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 09:30 AM (MLWQG)
Bashing Trump isn't the problem. It is who is bashing Trump. Those that urged everyone in elections past to vote for the "most electable and most conservative"
now want Trump rejected because he is no TruCon.
We are doing exactly what they want but now it's wrong?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 21, 2015 09:30 AM (kLrYQ)
GOPe Readies for War Against Trump
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/gop-
establishment-readies-for-war-against-donald-
trump/article/2574454
(remove extra spaces)
Trump isn't the problem.
It's the lying pack of weasels that comprise the Republican legislators.
They haven't kept one promise.
They enabled and expanded the Obama/Democrat agenda.
Are ready to open the borders completely to destroy this country, it's culture, and the middle class.
And are preparing to save and fully fund Obamacare and PP.
Yeah, mayyyyyybe Jeb! would be winning at this point if Trump weren't in, but-
you wouldn't win the general and wouldn't have any voters-
a Republican running on the Democrat agenda is no better than a Democrat running on the Democrat agenda.
And as for-
but...but...but...Trump ain't no conservative!!!111!!!!
Yeah, well, neither is Jeb! or Rubio or any of the other GOPe approved candidates.
But, Trump will, at least give me one thing that I want.
So, FYNQ.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2015 09:30 AM (KUa85)
Could also be Ron Wood, who is almost as dumb as Jerry Rivers.
Even in the 70's, Rivera was repulsive. Although he had the 'stache, I presume the reason he didn't become a Pron star in those days was because he didn't measure up in, er, other ways.
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 09:31 AM (u0lmX)
I've seen one otherwise apparently sensible
individual on Twitter actually say they'd vote Democrat before voting
for Trump. Telling.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 09:29 AM (9krrF)
Thank you for your support! It's people like you who are helping to Make America Great Again! And to prove it, I will now use the government to seize your land so that I can build another casino! That's what America needs, another casino!
Posted by: Teh Donald at October 21, 2015 09:31 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 09:32 AM (MLWQG)
Back off lady, let a pro handle this.
Posted by: Jerry Springer
Bitch, please.
Posted by: Maury Povich at October 21, 2015 09:32 AM (9krrF)
Bashing Trump isn't the problem. It is who is bashing Trump. Those
that urged everyone in elections past to vote for the "most electable
and most conservative"
now want Trump rejected because he is no TruCon.
It's not that Trump isn't a "TruCon", it's that he isn't even a "Con".
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 09:32 AM (lVU49)
Did you hear this?
Ryan says he will be Speaker but only with conditions. (So much for Speakers being elected...)
One of his conditions are rules making it more difficult to overthrow a Speaker.
So the Washington Establishment is Selecting a Speaker, and no one sees the problem with that??
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2015 09:33 AM (UwCQJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 09:33 AM (JtwS4)
This might let me soak up $100 or more of their money.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 21, 2015 09:33 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 21, 2015 09:33 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: chemjeff
Unfortunately, neither are the majority of the GOP candidates...if I'm being charitable.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 09:34 AM (9krrF)
Rocky's younger brother?
The lizard who crossed Panama and discovered the Pacific Ocean?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2015 09:34 AM (NeFrd)
individual on Twitter actually say they'd vote Democrat before voting
for Trump.
Voting for a lot of the GOP amounts to voting Democrat.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 21, 2015 09:34 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Teh Donald at October 21, 2015 09:27 AM (lVU49)Your concern is noted, Begonia.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 09:35 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Toonces the Cat at October 21, 2015 09:35 AM (e7T6D)
But, Trump will, at least give me one thing that I want.
You're exactly right! In a Trump Administration, you can expect the wall with Mexico will be built in 6 months tops! Of course in the meantime I will have pushed through gun control, single-payer health care, taxing the rich, letting Putin have all of the Middle East, appointing my business buddy to SCOTUS who would make Harriet Miers look like a complete genius, and seizing more land so that I can build more casinos.
But you'll have your wall! That will make America great!
Posted by: Teh Donald at October 21, 2015 09:35 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2015 09:35 AM (UzPAd)
"How can I give you a tab when you haven't ordered anything?"
"Okay. Gimme a Pepsi Free."
"You want a Pepsi, pal, you're gonna have to pay for it."
"Just give me something without any sugar, okay?"
Counterman, glaring, serves Marty a cup of black coffee
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2015 09:35 AM (Snv4a)
One of his conditions are rules making it more difficult to overthrow a Speaker.
Ryan's an unserious man. Not like we didn't know that. This just makes it clear to everyone. Makes me wonder if he doesn't actually want the job and he's trying to poison pill his way out of it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 09:35 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 09:34 AM (9krrF)
So Ted Cruz and Bobby Jindal aren't "conservatives"?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 09:36 AM (lVU49)
http://www.steynonline.com/7244/the-clock-ticks-on
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2015 09:36 AM (8HTq1)
No, no, no, it's the Aussie lizard that sells car insurance.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 09:36 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 09:36 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2015 09:27 AM (8HTq1)
He seems to inherited the proclivity for taking selfies...
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 21, 2015 09:36 AM (BZAd3)
Trump has plans to e.d. the U.S.S. Yorktown. The newly rechristened U.S.S. Trumptown will use its Helicopters to go fetch guests at his newest Casino located at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, D.C.
For an extra fee, Trump will even have a Squad of Marines deploy out of the copter to protect guests from boogeymen. Real or imaginary.
Blackjack Tables at the top of the
!!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 21, 2015 09:36 AM (kLrYQ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 21, 2015 09:30 AM (kLrYQ)
You were supposed to let the same Establishment crowd lie to you again and believe every word, not be lured away from the fold by a new silver tongued devil!
Posted by: Rep. Hrothgar at October 21, 2015 09:37 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: chemjeff
What part of "majority" was not clear?
Bad part is I like those two, I really do, but I'm not entirely sure Jindal has the temperment (and probably has no chance in primary or general), while Cruz...I dunno. I want to be able to support him, but something I can't put my finger on stops me.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 09:37 AM (9krrF)
Ginko Balboa?
Rocky's younger brother?
The lizard who crossed Panama and discovered the Pacific Ocean?
*
*
Whoever he was, he probably worked for Geico.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2015 09:37 AM (Snv4a)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 09:37 AM (MLWQG)
They all think they can be the next generation's Martha Stewart. Except...Martha worked her butt off for years as caterer, made numerous shrewd business decisions, and slowly branched out.
One doesn't just walk in, put their name on something and become the queen of all things.
Gah!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 09:38 AM (NOIQH)
the Republocan Party, in its insistance on picking leaders and policies not supported by the base, seems increasingly undemocratic
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 09:38 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Toonces the Cat at October 21, 2015 09:38 AM (e7T6D)
****
This concept, one with which I am not familiar.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2015 09:39 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2015 09:33 AM (JtwS4)
And - only moments away - is the announcement that Canada will join Germany in turning their countries muzzie.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 21, 2015 09:39 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 09:39 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 09:40 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: George Foreman at October 21, 2015 09:40 AM (zt+N6)
My overly intrusive LOFT email today btw is all '[Lea], mark your calendar, New Plan for tomorrow! Cancel your coffee date, and lunch plans and come shop'. Ha.
But it's 50% off, so I might do that for real. Damn you, loft!
Posted by: Lea at October 21, 2015 09:41 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 09:41 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2015 09:41 AM (8HTq1)
I am looking forward to seeing Teh Donalds face on Mt.
That would be awesome. The Roulette room is in Abe's nose.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 21, 2015 09:41 AM (kLrYQ)
Bad part is I like those two, I really do, but I'm not entirely sure
Jindal has the temperment (and probably has no chance in primary or
general),
If you want an actual conservative, support an actual conservative.
But if you want Trump, support Trump.
The two are mutually exclusive.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 09:42 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 09:42 AM (zOTsN)
All of them the enemies of freedom, which is why I'm more than happy to vote for him.
I love the sound of prog heads a'splodin' in the morning.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 09:42 AM (LUgeY)
"So, if you're not passing out the strudel to every strapping young Muslim lad coming down the Karntnerstrasse, you're a Nazi."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 09:42 AM (MLWQG)
George Foreman had to work for that name recognition, one jab to the head at a time.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 09:42 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2015 09:42 AM (8HTq1)
You're exactly right! In a Trump Administration, you can expect the wall with Mexico will be built in 6 months tops! Of course in the meantime I will have pushed through gun control, single-payer health care, taxing the rich, letting Putin have all of the Middle East, appointing my business buddy to SCOTUS who would make Harriet Miers look like a complete genius, and seizing more land so that I can build more casinos.
But you'll have your wall! That will make America great!
Posted by: Teh Donald at October 21, 2015 09:35 AM (lVU49)
You're making my argument for me.
Everyone of those consequences, except for building a wall-
fits right into Jeb!'s, Rubio's, and assorted GOPe-tards plans and policies, which they have actually stated in the past.
But, still Trump gives me at least one thing.
So, thank you.
In all fairness, I'd rather have Cruz as Prez.
But, if not- Teh Donald is A-Ok.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2015 09:42 AM (KUa85)
But if you want Trump, support Trump.
The two are mutually exclusive.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 09:42 AM (lVU49)
fine
who is that "actual conservative"
I'm for whoever will protect the border and deport illegals
guess I am not "conservative"
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 09:43 AM (zOTsN)
****
I would have thought that would be used for the snot machines.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2015 09:43 AM (NeFrd)
Cruz-Jindal would be a fine ticket. But they have to break through, somehow.
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 09:43 AM (O7MnT)
Funny thing that. My recollection was that Martha had a sense of self-deprecation (well hidden to be sure) but had a lot of nice suggestions and tips. I never felt she took herself too seriously. The entitled marginally talented actresses are another kettle of fish!
Posted by: Rep. Hrothgar at October 21, 2015 09:43 AM (ftVQq)
Thx very much. I'm obviously the one who needs Ginko Balboa for memory. His test is Friday, not tomorrow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 09:43 AM (MLWQG)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at October 21, 2015 09:43 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: George Foreman
Heh! George slapped his name on a lot of things, including each of his kids (all named George IIRC). Think he's successful because it's a good product/product line and he had no aspirations of being a lifestyle guru. I don't want to be George when I use one of his grills.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 09:44 AM (NOIQH)
But Bibi gave a recounting to the world of some of the history behind the holocaust and how it was the mufti of Jerusalem - Arafat's uncle - who was behind the attempt to exterminate the Jews. Hitler had only wanted to expel the Jews from Europe - another mundane, old fashioned pogram. But it was the grandfather of the palestinians as a discrete group that convinced Hitler to attempt genocide.
A brief recap of the history of Israel's peace partners.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 21, 2015 09:44 AM (BZAd3)
This national temper tantrum against illegal immigration has crossover appeal. Even my own lefty to the core sister, who had to work with the illegals, used to tell me stories that curled my hair and made my fists clench. They pissed her off royally with their incessant demands and 'entitled' mentality. They would demand free shit then drive away in 45k suv.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 21, 2015 09:44 AM (sI4OA)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 21, 2015 09:39 AM (BZAd3)
Not so stupid now, am I?
Posted by: Gov. Walker Northern Wall at October 21, 2015 09:44 AM (ck8TA)
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 09:43 AM (O7MnT)
Well then stop giving Trump the Sideshow the attention he doesn't deserve and start supporting the actual conservatives in the race.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 09:44 AM (lVU49)
I'd vote for them if they ran third-party.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 21, 2015 09:45 AM (u5gzz)
Yelp sues South Park for $10M after being mocked.
http://tinyurl.com/nvs7ytz
Posted by: V the K
"http://nbc.com.co"
Parody site, and not a very good one.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2015 09:45 AM (kdS6q)
But if you want Trump, support Trump.
The two are mutually exclusive.
I want a rock solid conservative.
I'll settle for someone who gives me a legit 50% of what I'm after.
I'll get madness.
So fuck it, hand me the kerosene.
I'm burned out on the game. Get back to me when the smoke clears. If all honest efforts to right the ship are constantly going to be thwarted by unserious "countrymen" and self-serving pols, then hell, I may as well go full Reaver at this stage, if only to properly clear the ground to try again later.
Condemn if you wish. I can take it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 09:46 AM (9krrF)
That's what sort of amuses me about her site. She likes to lecture her commenters like they're her law students and tell them how they should think about things - but many of them are clearly smarter than she is and she doesn't realize it.
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 09:47 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 09:44 AM (lVU49)
they arent being hurt by Trump
they are being hurt by their own party
"wacko brds" "false prophets" "extremists"
this are the words of the leadership of the Republican Party to describe Cruz and Jindal
Their own party despises them, more than any democrat
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 09:47 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 09:36 AM (lVU49)If Cruz or Jindal are the nominee, I'll vote for them, gladly.My like for Trump is not because I believe, he is, in any Hayek sense, a conservative. I believe that whatever "conservative" principles he might have are along the lines of what he'd call "common sense." What I do know is that the GOPe, various members of the punditocrasie and other exemplars of so-called "conservative" thought, are fighting against Trump with far, far more energy and vitriol than they have ever displayed towards Obama. This tells me that a Trump presidency is something they fear. What is that fear?Don't tell me it's fear for the country's future, its security or its fiscal health. After nearly eight years of fellating Obama, the GOP very plainly doesn't give a shit about America. They care only about their place at the trough. And their screaming about Trump tells me that, in some way, he threatens their place at the trough.So, short of the National Razor, Trump is my weapon to hand against the GOP.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 09:47 AM (X6fMO)
Please buy my book Golden Isis via Ace's Amazon link. Or donate money so I can pay my editor and hire an artist for cover design for the follow-on books.
https://www.gofundme.com/8k4zdgw9
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2015 09:48 AM (e0Bua)
Well, what if that's Trump?
I'm not saying it *is* Trump, I'm saying what if it is?
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 09:49 AM (O7MnT)
Gah!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 09:38 AM (NOIQH)
Say what?
Posted by: Rachael 'I'm Not A Chef' Ray at October 21, 2015 09:49 AM (dcIVz)
Any conservative will never be permitted to prevail by the GOP
never
the GOP hold Jindal and Cruz down
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 09:49 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 09:50 AM (MLWQG)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2015 09:50 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: c6dave at October 21, 2015 09:50 AM (3ewID)
"Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and beginning untwisting his knickers!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2015 09:50 AM (NeFrd)
Speaking of which, I believe the sci-fi movie Dune, which came out in the late eighties was the first to employ steam punk, what with its neo-Victorian costumes and Jules Verne style machinery and its gothic villains.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at October 21, 2015 09:51 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: AE
Flying cars are not all they're cracked up to be.
Posted by: Zombie Thelma and Zombie Louise at October 21, 2015 09:51 AM (kfcYC)
>>Slapping your name on something and striking gold? That's just ridiculous!
Posted by: George Foreman
Once again, I'm too lazy to look it up, but IIRC, the "George Foreman" grill inventor actually approached Hulk Hogan first, but the Hulkster turned the opportunity down. Pretty sure he's kicking himself now, if true.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 09:51 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 21, 2015 09:51 AM (22uju)
Not bad for someone who's not a real conservative. Wouldst that the GOPe was comprised of such people.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 09:52 AM (LUgeY)
Well, what if that's Trump?
I'm not saying it *is* Trump, I'm saying what if it is?
I'm voting for Trump, or I am all in against every incumbent down to dog catcher.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2015 09:52 AM (Gv8zm)
who is that "actual conservative"
I'm for whoever will protect the border and deport illegals
guess I am not "conservative"
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 09:43 AM (zOTsN)
Jindal in particular has come out in favor of a wall. Right on the HQ podcast.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 09:52 AM (lVU49)
the GOP holds Cruz and Jindal down
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 09:52 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at October 21, 2015 09:43 AM (1BQGO)
Eh, they're whistling past the graveyard. Gun control is less popular now than it has ever been among the public and more and more women are buying guns. It seems to be the one bit of proggie propaganda that Americans don't swallow - so they're getting increasingly shrill and desperate about it.
That's not to say gun owners should be complacent, but in a country with more guns than people, predictions of the unpopularity of the 2nd amendment seem pretty ridiculous.
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 09:52 AM (u0lmX)
https://youtu.be/ijxknaKOXVc
Notice all the women and children. Invasion/colonization. Sickening.
Posted by: jjod3 at October 21, 2015 08:42 AM (3UYA
It looks like an army on the march. Who needs women when there are so many Europeans to rape? Too bad there's no Jan Sobieski to kick them back from whence they came
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2015 09:53 AM (493sH)
Yeah. If Trump weren't taking all the fire, the GOP-Echo would be directing it at Cruz and Jindal.
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 09:53 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 09:53 AM (X6fMO)
But at least that gets everything back on the preferred establishment script for the "election" drama they have written.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2015 09:53 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: c6dave at October 21, 2015 09:50 AM (3ewID)
A fine group of America haters
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 21, 2015 09:53 AM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 09:53 AM (X6fMO
What browser are you using?
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2015 09:53 AM (zt+N6)
the holocaust and how it was the mufti of Jerusalem - Arafat's uncle -
who was behind the attempt to exterminate the Jews. Hitler had only
wanted to expel the Jews from Europe - another mundane, old fashioned
pogram. But it was the grandfather of the palestinians as a discrete
group that convinced Hitler to attempt genocide.
A brief recap of the history of Israel's peace partners.
.
.
.I find that hard to believe. Hitler did meet with the Mufti several times but he hated Arabs. He grudgingly let the Army raise a couple of Divisions of Muslim troops but they never did much of anything. Hitler thought all Muslims and people of Middle Eastern descent were "racially inferior" to Europeans and half witted apes. He only tolerated them because they gave trouble to the British in Arabia.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 21, 2015 09:53 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 09:52 AM (lVU49
GOPe leadership will never support him and withouth their support he cannot win. He needs their money
Trump doesn't
I would vote for Jindal if he could win. GOP will never allow that
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 09:54 AM (zOTsN)
He sure did. Now let's get my Bookies odds that he will cave as soon as the gopErs in congress say no!! No way!!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 21, 2015 09:54 AM (kLrYQ)
Trump supports single payer. Opposes entitlement reform. He wants to expand Medicaid. He wants to take more people off the tax rolls.
Yup a real conservative.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 09:54 AM (zjumE)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 21, 2015 09:55 AM (22uju)
Meanwhile, 'Conservative' Paul Ryan has come out for Amnesty, TARP, cutting veteran benefits, and repealing the 'Motion to Vacate the Chair.'
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 09:55 AM (O7MnT)
The democrats have a war room with 30 staffers, armed with opposition research on all the republican members of the committee, ready to refute and spin anything in real time.
The republicans, on the other hand, probably haven't even talked to each other about who is going to question what.
Here's an idea...
Let's cut the pay of congressmen and senators to find "citizen legislators". No need to waste a lot of money trying to lure competent people to serve, we can find them on the street corner and pay them peanuts.
Yeah, that's the plan.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2015 09:10 AM (Zs4uk)
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Well per your own argument, the Democrats seems to be able to organize and be effective with the same pay as the Republicans. So it appears that remuneration is not the issue.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 09:55 AM (LXJ1e)
But if you want Trump, support Trump.
The two are mutually exclusive.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 09:42 AM (lVU49)
No. Support a conservative, get Jeb!. Support Trump, don't get Jeb!.
We aren't getting a conservative through the primary, let alone elected president. the only choice is Jeb! or not-Jeb! and the only way to assure that it's not-Jeb! is to make sure he drops out eary because his polling is terrible. Once Jeb! drops out, feel free to support a conservative. But you'll know the real state of things when a couple of candidates polling higher than Jeb! drop out while Jeb! stays in.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 21, 2015 09:56 AM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 09:56 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 09:49 AM (zOTsN)
And that's why, if either Jeb or Rubio are nominated, I will write in Cruz and I will give whatever shit I have left as to how empty of a gesture that will be.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 21, 2015 09:56 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: dogfish at October 21, 2015 09:56 AM (0O2Lr)
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 21, 2015 09:57 AM (ck8TA)
Trump supports single payer. Opposes entitlement reform. He wants to expand Medicaid. He wants to take more people off the tax rolls.
Yup a real conservative.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 09:54 AM (zjumE)
would the GOP throw everything behind Jindal or Cruz
yes or no
lets be real
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)
Most American are not obsessed over the issue like you are.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 09:57 AM (zjumE)
H.W. Bush gave us 8 years of Clinton.
W. Bush gave us 8 years of Obama.
Do we really want to find out what Jeb will give us 8 years of?
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2015 09:58 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Toonces the Cat at October 21, 2015 09:59 AM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 09:59 AM (zjumE)
A comic repeat (Apr 2014) re changing history, just for BttF day.
Time Traveler's Conundrum
We had the best of intentions
http://bit.ly/rewrite-time
Posted by: mindful webworker - lost in time at October 21, 2015 10:00 AM (PukHz)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:00 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 21, 2015 09:57 AM (ck8TA)
Thanks to McCarthy and an "oops" by the state department.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2015 10:00 AM (zt+N6)
What will 4 years of Trump give us? Socialism with a nationalist face. Hmmm, I wonder where we have seen that before.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:00 AM (zjumE)
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 09:59 AM (zjumE)
he is OPEN BORDERS
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:00 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2015 10:01 AM (zt+N6)
Also, there's some fine oceanfront property in Montana for sale, Kate Upton's really into you, and the Easter Bunny's going to shit some golden eggs for you next year.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 10:01 AM (9krrF)
What will 4 years of Trump give us? Socialism with a nationalist face. Hmmm, I wonder where we have seen that before.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:00 AM (zjumE
just vote Democrat already
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:01 AM (zOTsN)
Hector.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2015 10:01 AM (zt+N6)
I thought is was Beck
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 21, 2015 10:02 AM (ck8TA)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:01 AM (zOTsN)
Oh, Hector will.
Obvious troll is obvious.
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 10:02 AM (u0lmX)
I still believe that was correct.
I won't be voting for any more Republicans.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 21, 2015 10:02 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2015 10:02 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 21, 2015 10:02 AM (ee9LE)
barf
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 08:29 AM (uZNvH)
Not in his political thinking but along the lines of he motivates people and the GOPe really doesn't like him. I remember the press and GOP pretty much painting Reagan as a clueless dolt. There was some comic video about the candidates and all Reagan would say was "I will be your knight in shining armor."
Posted by: WOPR at October 21, 2015 10:02 AM (gQmg/)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:02 AM (zOTsN)
They do, however, tend to wake up when they find themselves having to train their own immigrant replacements right before they're fired for no reason.
Like at Disney.
http://tinyurl.com/qend4dc
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 10:03 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Toonces the Cat at October 21, 2015 10:03 AM (e7T6D)
My guy? Unlikely, but the pearl clutching gets old.
Posted by: dogfish at October 21, 2015 10:03 AM (0O2Lr)
All the attempted assassinations by time-traveling morons is what turn young Barry bitter and commie.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 21, 2015 10:03 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 10:04 AM (9krrF)
I generally like Cruz, but his smarmy demeanor grate after a while.
He reminds me of the prosecutor from My Cousin Vinny.
He can be Trumps VP.
Trump is going to be the nominee of this there can be no doubt.
Whether the GOP actually allows it is another story.
And I can easily see team stupid and evil with Eddie Munster at the helm, ramming through a grand compromise immigration reform to take away Trumps main theme.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 21, 2015 10:04 AM (qLcFZ)
Posted by: buzzion
I thought is was Beck
Posted by: Doom Rider
Becktor?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 10:04 AM (9krrF)
Heck.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2015 10:04 AM (fU9zq)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 10:04 AM (9krrF)
If the shoe fits
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 21, 2015 10:05 AM (ck8TA)
Who cares why THEY oppose Trump?
Even if you're right that they oppose Trump for purely venal reasons, why is that a reason to support Trump?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:05 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 10:05 AM (NOIQH)
I am braced for a Shakespearean level of failure theater on a monumental scale!
Posted by: Rep. Hrothgar at October 21, 2015 10:05 AM (ftVQq)
really really tired of people telling me Trump isnt conservative enough and then demand I support open borders
what a joke
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:05 AM (zOTsN)
You know, there ARE actual conservatives running.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:06 AM (lVU49)
either Hector or a Jebtern
Posted by: ThunderB
The interns usually post as "long time reader, first time poster" types and take the "I'm a conservative but..." approach.
They print pretty easily.
Hector's just scrambled and he froths.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2015 10:06 AM (kdS6q)
really really tired of people telling me Trump isnt conservative enough and then demand I support open borders
what a joke
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:05 AM (zOTsN)
Who is telling you to support open borders? Not me, that is for sure
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:06 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 21, 2015 10:06 AM (22uju)
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 21, 2015 10:07 AM (ck8TA)
And the game is rigged so that no matter how good your hand is, the house always wins.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2015 10:07 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 201
you never answered me
do you really think the GOP would help Cruz or Jindal get the nomination?
Even if they managed to get the nomination, do you really believe GOP leadership wouldnt do everything in their power to undermine them?
have you not heard of Steve Schmidt?
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:07 AM (zOTsN)
All the attempted assassinations by time-traveling morons is what turn young Barry bitter and commie.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 21, 2015 10:03 AM (evdj2)
If only. I could vastly improve the course of this nation and my own life if I could go back in time and kill certain people.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2015 10:07 AM (fU9zq)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:05 AM (lVU49)
Why is that NOT a valid reason to support Trump?
Posted by: Rep. Hrothgar at October 21, 2015 10:08 AM (ftVQq)
Never mind.
Posted by: Lizzy "Lettilla" at October 21, 2015 10:08 AM (NOIQH)
yes or no
lets be real
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 09:57 AM (zOTsN)
It's up to US to choose whom WE support.
Who cares what they support?
If we want an actual conservative, we should support an actual conservative. Not Trump.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:08 AM (lVU49)
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A bribe! A bribe! My country for a bribe!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 21, 2015 10:10 AM (ee9LE)
You want big daddy government to protect you job. That's socialism right there and the mentality of a cry baby loser.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:10 AM (zjumE)
Posted by: Rep. Hrothgar at October 21, 2015 10:08 AM (ftVQq)
Because it's completely superficial and dumb, IMO.
It's like voting for the guy who beats up bullies in the schoolyard, even though the 'hero' turns out to be a total scumbag himself. It's completely fine to oppose both the bullies and the scumbag 'hero'.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:10 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:06 AM (lVU49)
True dat!
But look at the scale of GOP Establishment and media attacks on the Trumpster and tell me you think Cruz or Jindal could prevail against them!
Posted by: Rep. Hrothgar at October 21, 2015 10:10 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: WOPR at October 21, 2015 10:11 AM (gQmg/)
I think if we the primary voters demanded it, then yes.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:11 AM (lVU49)
I think the NRA has better survival instincts than the GOP. They will make a concerted effort to reach out to rising demographics like women and minorities.
The NRA really believes in fighting for the 2nd Amendment. The GOP only believes in getting money from donors.
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 10:11 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:12 AM (zjumE)
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:00 AM (zjumE)
Ooh! I call Godwin's Law!
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 21, 2015 10:12 AM (k9qR4)
Who cares what they support?
If we want an actual conservative, we should support an actual conservative. Not Trump.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:08 AM (lVU49)
respectfully that is naive
any other candidate needs their money. Cruz and Jindal cannot get the nom or elected with out GOP support
even if by some miracle they got enough votes to get the nom, I believe with every fiber of my being that GOP would undermine them inthe general. Like Steve Schmidt.
the GOP leadership is invested in the current corrupt system and they do not give a shit what the base wants
voting for Jindal is the "symbolic" vote, the meaningless vote, as much as I like him. He will not succeed because the apparatus he belongs to would never permit it
fuck it. fuck them in particular. throw a shoe in the machine
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:12 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 10:12 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:11 AM (lVU49)
So why would they start listening to us now?
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 21, 2015 10:13 AM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 21, 2015 10:13 AM (k9qR4)
I call Moore's Law; Donald Trumps support will double every 18 months.
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 10:13 AM (O7MnT)
357 You are cool with Trump's socialism as long as foreigners are demonized. You have some self esteem issues.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:12 AM (zjumE)
Okay you're not helping.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:13 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 09:37 AM (9krrF)
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It isn't hard for me. The man is a full time politician. I'm sick and tired of it.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 10:13 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:11 AM (lVU49)
_________
How adorable!
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 21, 2015 10:14 AM (MIKMs)
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The GOP is so breathtakingly suicidal I've got to wonder if there is some dynamic we're not aware of. You know, pod people, brain implants, LSD in the water pitchers.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 21, 2015 10:14 AM (ee9LE)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:05 AM (lVU49)*rubs temples, takes deep breath*Because he's taking away the thing they most care about - their own phoney-baloney jobs. By their own actions, the GOPe has shown it doesn't give a damn what Obama does to the country, because they themselves still have money, connections and power. They have shown over and over again that they will not advance conservative legislation unless there is, literally, no other choice. They are utter, proven, failures and need to be broomed out en masse.I will support Jindal or Cruz if they are the nominee. Right now, my embrace of them will not change Trump's standing in the polls one digit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2015 10:15 AM (X6fMO)
In my perfect world, I'd be able to vote Cruz with a clear conscience and rest easy knowing that things would get better.
Sadly for me, I am living in a corrupt society where people that are clearly scum are in positions of power that even the monarchs of old could not imagine. I am convinced the game is rigged and I cannot leave the game, but I can make it very hard for the rulers to remain complete masters of my universe.
Posted by: Rep. Hrothgar at October 21, 2015 10:16 AM (ftVQq)
Hey Hector, now that your Mom can't use pork in her pljeskavica, what with your Syrian stepdad being a Muslim and all, how does it taste? A little dry?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2015 10:16 AM (kdS6q)
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And her army of flying monkey illegal alien voters?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 21, 2015 10:16 AM (ee9LE)
Prayer request
Tomorrow FenelonSpouse is going for the second time for the school
bus driving test.
Thx.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2015 09:30 AM
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The written test is difficult because there's so much more than what's on the regular auto test, and so many rules are different too. The absolute worst part is the road test though. Had to back the bus into a "garage" (cinderblock structure with three 8' walls) that had very little clearance on either side, and you had to back the bus in to within 12" of a little cone they had placed in the back. And you only got one correction move during your backing in attempt.
Prayers going up! With second attempt she knows what to expect now, so she'll probably do much better.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 21, 2015 10:17 AM (E6RIJ)
they have fought against he and Jndal every step of the way
they will never let them get the nom and they need to GOP to get the nom
if they ever got the nom, the GOP would undermine them in the general
do you recall the tea party memebrs who won primaries and the GOP worked for the opposition in the general, like in Mississippi?
do you remember Steve Schmidt? these are not honorable people driven by conservative ideals in GOP leadership
they are driven to keep and stay in power, conservative ideals be damned
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:17 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: chemjeff
Absolutely! ...and see my comment that unlikely he's my guy in the Primary, but that isn't the issue with the No *gasp* Trumpers. In rank order Trump isn't on the bottom of my list, but No Trumpers need their fainting couches when a statement like that is uttered.
Posted by: dogfish at October 21, 2015 10:20 AM (0O2Lr)
they are driven to keep and stay in power, conservative ideals be damned
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:17 AM (zOTsN)
Yes...YES! Let the hate FLOW!
Posted by: Emperor Conservatine at October 21, 2015 10:20 AM (ck8TA)
Good point. Also Rubio. And they are gunning for Mike Lee.
And prayers up for FS.
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 10:20 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:20 AM (zjumE)
I think if we the primary voters demanded it, then yes.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:11 AM (lVU49)
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Cruz and Jindal are career politicians, its time to put a stop to them.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 10:21 AM (LXJ1e)
Prayers up! Drive safely!
Be sure to ask if you can carry a Taser while carrying students!
Posted by: Rep. Hrothgar at October 21, 2015 10:21 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 10:21 AM (O7MnT)
For heaven's sake, Steve Schmidt is just one guy. No he doesn't support the Tea Party. Not everyone does. That's fine. We will just ignore him and go around him and marginalize him by supporting whom we want despite his desires.
You have to kick Steve Schmidt out of your head
And of COURSE they are driven by power, all politicians are driven by power. It's up to us the voters to tell them otherwise.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:21 AM (lVU49)
any candidate who needs the GOP leadership will never be conservative
any candidate supported by the GOP leadership will never be conservative
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:23 AM (zOTsN)
You have to kick Steve Schmidt out of your head
And of COURSE they are driven by power, all politicians are driven by power. It's up to us the voters to tell them otherwise.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:21 AM (lVU49)
explain what GOP leadership did in Mississippi then
there are plenty of examples
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:24 AM (zOTsN)
You're exactly right! In a Trump Administration,
you can expect the wall with Mexico will be built in 6 months tops! Of
course in the meantime I will have pushed through gun control,
single-payer health care, taxing the rich, letting Putin have all of the
Middle East, appointing my business buddy to SCOTUS who would make
Harriet Miers look like a complete genius, and seizing more land so that
I can build more casinos.
But you'll have your wall! That will make America great!
Posted by: Teh Donald at October 21, 2015 09:35 AM (lVU49)
Alright, stop.
Back up.
I'm weary of this idiocy.
Noah Rothman asked this question recently: "Since when is hiking taxes on the rich a conservative position?"
The question is instructive, as it is the only thing that social cons and fiscal cons agree upon. Higher taxes on the megarich generally have a negative economic impact on the country, so lower taxes as a means of attracting business is the way to go. If this concept existed in a vacuum, it would be a no-brainer, however, there is no vacuum.
The cold, brutal truth is that the GOP donors and establishment wield this policy as a shield against Democrat tax policies that they want protection from, while they, ultimately, agree with and help engineer Democrat social positions.
That's the truth of the matter. The GOP establishment/donor class agree with the Democrats on social policy, while using the Republican voter as a human shield against Democratic taxation.
We are human shields that bear the brunt of confiscatory tax policy while the rich laugh at us, and use us to enact social reforms that they or their trophy wives/husbands find fashionable.
So my answer to "Since when is taxing the rich a conservative position?", troll-poster, and Noah Rothman, is simply this: "Since it was made clear that there is no alliance between donor and voter, and since we realized that we are unwilling foot soldiers for the rich's societal games."
Put bluntly, yes, tax the rich. Tax the hell out of them. Set this country on a path to righteousness first, and prosperity second, and we will have peace, justice, AND prosperity in short order. Trust in God, not in men.
Or don't, and watch the nation burn to the ground as World War III fires up.
Either way, it is the godless money-lovers who will suffer the most. o.o S'way it is.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 21, 2015 10:24 AM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 21, 2015 10:16 AM (kdS6q)
Hmmm, Hector's mom can't have pork in her pljeskavica?
Geraldo Rivera can help with that.
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 10:26 AM (u0lmX)
and lets talk about the "sacred honor" attack on Nikki Haley
the GOP establishment will neve allow Jindal or Cruz to get the nom and they cannot get the nom without their support
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:27 AM (zOTsN)
Trust me, I definitely could use some pork in my pljeskavica, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Hector's Mom at October 21, 2015 10:27 AM (2Ojst)
he's my guy in the Primary, but that isn't the issue with the No *gasp*
Trumpers. In rank order Trump isn't on the bottom of my list, but No
Trumpers need their fainting couches when a statement like that is
uttered.
Posted by: dogfish at October 21, 2015 10:20 AM (0O2Lr)
I am disappointed that Trump, who has barely a passing knowledge of conservatism, is getting so much attention among conservatives.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:27 AM (lVU49)
This is a SFW picture of Beyonce *barely* controlled by her dress.
http://bit.ly/1M6QJe7
Yeah, just what I needed, an anti-ad blocker rant in German.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 21, 2015 10:29 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 08:49 AM (O7MnT)
V the K, if you are still here. Sorry, I had to dash and run some errands, so missed this.
I do not know specifically for conservative books, but go see where Rush, Levin, O'Reilly, even Charles Krauthammer (yeah, yeah, I know) publish and advertise if you can. (Fox! I know)
Also, this was a handy reference from a ways back:
The Most Super-Duper, Exhaustive, Comprehensive, and Current Listing of Free and Paid Book Advertising Websites and Ideas
http://bit.ly/1kqBbMe
Always helps to read the comments, too. Great advice shared in there as well.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2015 10:29 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2015 10:29 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2015 10:29 AM (zt+N6)
No. Just like if Jeb! won, I wouldn't support him either.
That doesn't mean I would support Hillary or Bernie of course.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:31 AM (lVU49)
Yes it does. Hundreds of military age males stream past the camera In 30 seconds with not one female to be seen.
We have returned to September 10, 2001 mentality.
Yesterday I read an excerpt from a Trump book he wrote in 2, 000 predicting huge terrorism and naming obl as a concern.
Sickening, how the PC crowd is demanding we follow them to the gallows.
Posted by: se pa moron at October 21, 2015 10:31 AM (sI4OA)
Trump fans are a bunch of whiners and losers.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:31 AM (zjumE)
the suppression of conservative ideals and conservative candidates created Trump
if people felt like they were being listened to and dealt with fairly he wouldnt have a chance
if there was ONE just ONE conservative victory
one conservative principle the GOP leadership would fight for
They dont even let a bill go forward that might be vetoed
they are afraid of a veto
they are chickenshit
they made Trump
they should get him, good and hard
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:31 AM (zOTsN)
One of the first duties of government is to protect citizens from foreigners, Dunderkind.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 21, 2015 10:31 AM (evdj2)
Put bluntly, yes, tax the rich. Tax the hell out of them. Set this country on a path to righteousness first, and prosperity second, and we will have peace, justice, AND prosperity in short order. Trust in God, not in men.
Or don't, and watch the nation burn to the ground as World War III fires up.
Either way, it is the godless money-lovers who will suffer the most. o.o S'way it is.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 21, 2015 10:24 AM (6JL3d)
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Nicely put, and exactly what Ace has been saying for months now.
The implicit deal between conservative taxation and social conservatives has been reneged on by the low taxation wing. I'd also point out that the low taxation side has back stabbed the low spending side time and again.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 10:32 AM (LXJ1e)
Probably has something to do with the sort of "attention" conservatives have gotten from the GOPe.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 21, 2015 10:32 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:27 AM (lVU49)
Trump is leading because Trump demands attention and gets it. I don't see Cruz or Jindal out trumping trump, but if they want to be seen and heard, they will have to make some noise.
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 21, 2015 10:32 AM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:32 AM (zjumE)
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2015 10:29 AM (zt+N6)
No. Just like if Jeb! won, I wouldn't support him either.
That doesn't mean I would support Hillary or Bernie of course.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:31 AM (lVU49)
Yeah that's what I thought about you. "But the democrats are worse!!!!!!" only goes so far afterall I guess.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2015 10:32 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:33 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 21, 2015 10:33 AM (evdj2)
One of the first duties of government is to protect citizens from foreigners, Dunderkind.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 21, 2015 10:31 AM (evdj2)
He's also got it exactly backwards (quelle surprise, no?) In this instance, the government is actively working to destroy American jobs.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2015 10:33 AM (2Ojst)
the suppression of conservative ideals and conservative candidates created Trump
if people felt like they were being listened to and dealt with fairly he wouldnt have a chance
if there was ONE just ONE conservative victory
one conservative principle the GOP leadership would fight for
They dont even let a bill go forward that might be vetoed
they are afraid of a veto
they are chickenshit
they made Trump
they should get him, good and hard
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:31 AM (zOTsN)
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At least Trump has the sense to mouth the words "I like the Tea Party". The GOPe can't even do that.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 10:33 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Hector's Mom at October 21, 2015 10:27 AM (2Ojst)
Unfortunately, she's had to put up with Hector's pork in her pljeskavica - and that's not enough pork to make a quarter of a Dean's breakfast sausage link.
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 10:33 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: dogfish at October 21, 2015 10:33 AM (0O2Lr)
it seems the only people required to "hold their nose" and vote for the "electable" candidate are conservatives
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:34 AM (zOTsN)
Blame foreigners for your failings in life is a sign of a loser. It sucks to be a loser blaming the other on your short comings.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:34 AM (zjumE)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 21, 2015 10:35 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:33 AM (lVU49)
happily
but that will NEVER happen
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:35 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2015 10:32 AM (zt+N6)
What does that even mean?
I have been upfront all along that I am a conservative first and Republican second. Neither Trump nor Jeb are conservatives.
Plus I am inherently skeptical of populism run amok.
It seems that many in the pro-Trump crowd are single-issue immigration voters first, anti-establishment voters second, and conservatism is way down on the list at #8 or something. Am I wrong?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:35 AM (lVU49)
Learn a new skill and stop bitching. Nothing is owed to you in life. Trump has shown that many Conservatives are really Marxist 81st heart.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:36 AM (zjumE)
You mean urge Democrats to cross over to defeat a conservative candidate in favor of a decrepit, incontinent crony Republican?
Interesting angle I read about that; part of the reason for the GOP's dirty tricks in Mississippi is because Scott Brown refused to run in New Hampshire unless the party made sure he wouldn't be "embarrassed" by a Tea Party senate candidate in another state.
So we got two losers for the price of one in that deal.
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 10:36 AM (O7MnT)
If the chaos would produce a worse outcome in terms of advancing conservative principles, then I can't be in favor of it.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:37 AM (lVU49)
Populism, Protectionism and Nativism. The Trifecta of Political Victory.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 21, 2015 10:37 AM (evdj2)
any conservative that has to rely on the GOP apparatus will fail
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:37 AM (zOTsN)
You pretty much nailed it. They are losers in life and need someone to blame. Talk Radio has whipped up anti foreign sentiment among the losers.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:38 AM (zjumE)
Learn a new skill and stop bitching
I'm sure your mom knows lots of skills. However, the Muzzies consider her inferior to a fine goat.
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 10:38 AM (u0lmX)
That doesn't mean I would support Hillary or Bernie of course.
Posted by: chemjeff
Somehow equating Jeb! and Trump as the different sides of the same coin just doens't ring true to many people. There are reasons not to support Trump but he isn't because he is like Jeb! Remember "the loyalty pledge"? Of course you didn't sign it, but the GOPe required it, and I suspect most wouldn't not support Trump either ...proving once again the dishonesty creds of the GOPe are very real.
Posted by: dogfish at October 21, 2015 10:39 AM (0O2Lr)
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:39 AM (zjumE)
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:38 AM (zjumE)
Okay just shut up. You aren't helping.
I don't think Trump supporters are "losers". I do think that they are placing too low of a value on conservatism. That is a legitimate disagreement that we can have IMO.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:39 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:37 AM (lVU49)
any GOP preferred candidate is pro amnesty and pro open borders. That is who they will support and apply their resources to.
and when there is amnesty and open borders, every other conservative idea dies. Because these new immigrants are not conservative at all
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:40 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:40 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 10:32 AM (LXJ1e)
Damn straight it has. If you take in less money and then spend even more wildly, bad things are bound to happen. This is not uncommon knowledge, yet the GOP does not seem to be able to stop itself. Why?
Simple! They don't care. They are enjoying aristocratic lives rubbing shoulders with corporate bigwigs, pop culture stars, and high-dollar whores. Concerns about the future are for those who have to manage their money; not something the Washington faux elites have to do. They'll simply print, tax, and steal whatever they need.
Years ago when I was younger I had a difficult time arguing against a Democrat, much older than I was, about why the Republicans were more fiscally responsible when they were running big deficits in the Bush years. I had no good answer, and at the time, did not know enough to discern the truth. That has changed.
Soak the rich. Let them feel the pain they inflict upon us. When they cry and scream about how it isn't responsible conservative position, laugh and go full confiscatory on them. Only when they understand how powerless the rank and file have felt will they begin to change.
Or they'll threaten to leave the country, which, in actuality, won't be that bad; we have more than enough resources on our own to prosper the country for decades to come, especially in the oil markets. If we went full-bore going after our own energy reserves? House Saud gets kicked to the curb at long last.
The rise of Trump in this presidential race has done more good in American politics than anything I can remember in the course of my 29 years so far. Perhaps the rest of you can remember better things, but this is the closest thing to a realignment of the country that I have yet seen.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 21, 2015 10:40 AM (6JL3d)
That's the best you have? Losers really are lame.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:41 AM (zjumE)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:40 AM (zOTsN)
Yep. They're coming here for the free shit, and will vote for the politicians that will continue to give them the most free shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2015 10:41 AM (2Ojst)
I didn't say that Trump and Jeb are equivalent.
I said that neither one is a conservative. They are each un-conservative in different ways.
Jeb! is too much of a pro-amnesty moderate RINO squish to be a conservative.
Trump is too much of a populist to be a conservative.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:41 AM (lVU49)
Thank you
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 10:42 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: chemjeff
And now we've reach our difference.
Posted by: dogfish at October 21, 2015 10:42 AM (0O2Lr)
That's the best you have? Losers really are lame.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:41 AM (zjumE)
Did I say I'm a Trump supporter? I just like mocking trolls and their slutty mothers.
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 10:43 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:41 AM (lVU49)
Closing down the illegal's flow = populist?
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 21, 2015 10:43 AM (ck8TA)
Why would immigrants want to be conservative? All people like you do is trash them. You are not a conservative but a national socialist masquerading as one.
You want a cradle to grave welfare state and just hate foreigners because you want a bigger cut of the gravy train.
Fact is most immigrants are legal and already here. Nothing you can do about that. You will just whine and cry in this place.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:44 AM (zjumE)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:44 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: dogfish at October 21, 2015 10:42 AM (0O2Lr)
that's fine. I just believe that it is possible to have our cake and eat it too.
I think it is possible to elect someone who actually IS a conservative, and who will shake things up in DC to advance real conservative reforms. I don't think we have to settle for Trump, who will definitely shake things up in DC, but will likely not advance much of anything that would pass as a conservative reform.
Look, W. was able to bully Congress into adopting NCLB and Medicare Part D even though they were decidedly unconservative ideas. Why can't the next president bully Congress into adopting some decidedly *pro*-conservative ideas?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:45 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:45 AM (zOTsN)
Even if Trump does that it will not magically make America lily white again. What's the next step, death camps?
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:45 AM (zjumE)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2015 10:47 AM (2Ojst)
chem Jeff
why do you think the GOP would permit a conservative to get the nom
Trump is going over their heads
the others cannot
why do you think the GOP apparatus would allow a conservative to win the nom, despite all the evidence to the contrary?
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:47 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 21, 2015 10:43 AM (ck8TA)
That's not specifically what I was referring to.
I was referring mainly to his flip-flopping on pretty much every issue so that he stayed ahead of the popular opinion of whatever demographic he happens to be chasing at the moment.
When it looked like Dems were in the ascendancy, he was praising Obama and bribing Hillary to come to his wedding.. When it looks like Dems are now in the outs, he now claims to be a Republican.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:47 AM (lVU49)
Populists have not traditionally been conservative. See: William Jennings Bryant and Huey Long.
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 10:47 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 09:55 AM (LXJ1e)
Liberalism is a cult. Their followers will jump off of buildings if they think the cause will be furthered. They don't need any incentives.
However, the republicans do. And, in keeping with the values of democrats, they are greedy. So, if the proper pay structure was established, giving a decent base pay with a matching bonus if goals are met, event the left will bend to find the cuts and meet the deadlines to get paid.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2015 10:47 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 21, 2015 10:47 AM (ck8TA)
Trump will implement socialism. Your immigrant bashing is based on low self esteem and a loser mindset.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:47 AM (zjumE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2015 10:47 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:35 AM (lVU49)
Let's put it this way. Here is my general election voting record:
GHW Bush
Dole
GW Bush
McCain
Romney
I would probably be considered far right in my views. But my voting record is firmly in the moderate GOPe camp. Trump is certainly no worse than those listed above and probably better on several specific issues.
If Cruz is the nominee, I'd vote for him, even though he is a career politician. At one time Jindal was at the top of my list, but him wanting MORE immigration is national suicide, I don't see how I can vote for him.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 10:49 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2015 10:47 AM (2Ojst)
Which is why he's so pro-immigrant. He works the men's rooms near the border. So does his mom.
Posted by: Donna and V. (no amspersands at the present moment) at October 21, 2015 10:50 AM (u0lmX)
And nobody believes that the GOP is really going to "Secure the Borders first." After so many betrayals, it's empty rhetoric. Like when Democrats promise to eliminate "waste, fraud, and abuse."
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 10:50 AM (O7MnT)
but you could argue that Reagan in someways was a populist, also despised by the GOP, also going over the press's head directly to the people
not saying Trump is Reagan BTW
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:50 AM (zOTsN)
Trump is the last hurt at for a dying breed of losers.
Posted by: Dump the Trump at October 21, 2015 10:51 AM (zjumE)
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2015 10:52 AM (O7MnT)
Even if you're right that they oppose Trump for purely venal reasons, why is that a reason to support Trump?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:05 AM (lVU49)
Why should they be monetarily rewarded for destroying the country?
They should not.
I'd be happy to support Cruz in the race, but this is why-
we have a super-mega field with 0-3% guys still in the race.
The GOPe learned with McCain and Romney that it's an easy way to get the opposition vote split 10 different ways and get their guy elected.
That's why they pushed Jeb! so hard before the debates,
his poll numbers were supposed to remain above "the crowd" and by this time he would be coronated for the nom.
Trump needs to stay in until Jeb! and the other 0-3% GOPe-tards drop out.
That won't happen because the GOPe and their handlers are too stupid to adapt.
So...Trump it will be and it's all their fault.
I just hope Trump is smart enough to pick Cruz as his running mate.
If that's the most conservative ticket I can, get that's fine.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2015 10:53 AM (0cMkb)
immigration is national suicide, I don't see how I can vote for him.
More *legal* immigration is fine, as long as WE get to choose who the immigrants are. That is how Europe does it. (Well except for their current refugee nonsense.) They only let in the people that they want.
The problem is when we don't control our borders and we don't choose who gets in. That is the national suicide part.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:53 AM (lVU49)
A Cruz/Trump ticket would be a blast. My imagination goes wild with Trump presiding over the Senate -- especially with his being popular enough to overturn the tired rhetoric (see Reid's yesterday speech).
Cruz leading and Trump enforcing. Let's make politics enjoyable again.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 21, 2015 10:55 AM (MIKMs)
The problem is when we don't control our borders and we don't choose who gets in. That is the national suicide part.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:53 AM (lVU49)
GOP establishment wants to "assist" in that national suicide
Posted by: ThunderB at October 21, 2015 10:55 AM (zOTsN)
Liberalism is a cult. Their followers will jump off of buildings if they think the cause will be furthered. They don't need any incentives.
However, the republicans do. And, in keeping with the values of democrats, they are greedy. So, if the proper pay structure was established, giving a decent base pay with a matching bonus if goals are met, event the left will bend to find the cuts and meet the deadlines to get paid.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2015 10:47 AM (Zs4uk)
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Yes, better pay will bring in the right people to defeat a crazy-ass cult. /snark
Cult end when they commit suicide or somebody comes in with guns blazing and putting bullets in their heads, literally.
There will never be a pay structure good enough to defeat a cult that has overtaken 1) the government, 2) the media, 3) academia, and 4) most of the "elite".
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 10:58 AM (LXJ1e)
The problem is when we don't control our borders and we don't choose who gets in. That is the national suicide part.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 10:53 AM (lVU49)
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No, more legal immigration is not fine. Your saying the current situation with 14 million illegals would be fine if we just had a bigger door to let them in legally originally, or were somehow able to weed them out effectively from the good immigrants. Our Federal government is not competent enough to do that.
How many people do you think we need coming into this country?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 11:03 AM (LXJ1e)
the current situation with 14 million illegals would be fine if we just
had a bigger door to let them in legally originally, or were somehow
able to weed them out effectively from the good immigrants. Our Federal
government is not competent enough to do that.
How many people do you think we need coming into this country?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 11:03 AM (LXJ1e)
IF we had secure borders - yes, with a wall - then illegal immigration would not be a viable option.
Then, we would be able to select whom we want via our own policies. Right now the policy is to reward family reunification above all other considerations. That is wrong. sure family reunification is fine, but shouldn't be the pre-eminent dominant strategy.
I don't know how much we "need" in terms of legal immigration. Probably not all that many.
Posted by: chemjeff at October 21, 2015 11:06 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 21, 2015 10:58 AM (LXJ1e)
My pay proposal would attract competent candidates who would be able to compete with the cultists. No more bargain basement Kevin McCarthy's.
Time to stock up on top drawer problem solvers.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2015 11:10 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: PJ at October 21, 2015 11:11 AM (cHuNI)
If there is a particular individual with assets or skills we need, let Congress admit them by specific legislation.
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