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Open Thread
John Singer Sargent, "Magnolias" (c. 1890)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 12, 2015 09:01 AM (WDySP)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 12, 2015 09:01 AM (WDySP)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 12, 2015 09:01 AM (WDySP)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 12, 2015 09:01 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2015 09:03 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 09:03 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2015 09:04 AM (NOIQH)
Nice pic, RD, although a skeleton that pops out would've been appropriate for a Monday.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 09:04 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 09:05 AM (t2KH5)
I suppose you just couldn't find any Black magnolias, right cracka?
Or any trans-gender magnolias or other diverse magnolias!
This post makes me feel unsafe.
Unsafe!!!!!
*bursts into tears*
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2015 09:06 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Bruce at October 12, 2015 09:06 AM (8ikIW)
And heeere we go!
Presenting the rise of the-
Anti-Black Black Racisty Racist What is Anti-Black
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2015/10/10/snls-
michael-che-on-ben-carson-please-america-pick-
anybody-but-the-black-guy/
But don't worry this brainwashed clown is really one of the good guys. Really. Dudes. I'm serious!!!!!!
Just pitiful but hilariously predictable and retarded.
The left is just all unself-aware useful idiots all the way down.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2015 09:07 AM (KUa85)
Morning all. A day off for me today...trying to decide what I want to do today. Besides sleeping in, which I've already done.
Posted by: Lea at October 12, 2015 09:07 AM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Zombie Ed Wood at October 12, 2015 09:07 AM (D0NZx)
Posted by: MTF at October 12, 2015 09:08 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Zombie Ed Wood
Not to worry. They're on Shilllarys tip top secret computin thingy.
Posted by: Bruce at October 12, 2015 09:09 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 09:09 AM (t2KH5)
Funny, I grew up on a Magnolia Street. And my brother lives on another Magnolia Street in another town, 40 miles away.
Well, I find it funny.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2015 09:12 AM (u093l)
And that black blob in the lower right side is the sniper's left foot.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2015 09:13 AM (u093l)
Posted by: GBruno at October 12, 2015 09:13 AM (u49WF)
movie "Plan 9 from Outer Space" which was a crap fest. I wonder what
happened to the first 8 plans from outer space?
Posted by: Zombie Ed Wood at October 12, 2015 09:07 AM (D0NZx)
So bad it was good! Loved the UFO scene over the highway with the family in a station wagon all pointing out the windows to the sky.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2015 09:14 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 09:14 AM (CGjum)
He looks so young. Doesnt their families love them? Would you not be monitoring your kids 24/7 to make sure they dont do this?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 09:14 AM (iQIUe)
They blow up so fast!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 09:16 AM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2015 09:16 AM (JO9+V)
There is also a big Sargent display at the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston that shows some of his murals and other paintings. Beautiful stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2015 09:17 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 12, 2015 09:19 AM (oZxN4)
Uh, have you not seen all the photos Palestinian parents take of their lil' munchkins dressed up as terrorists holding AK-47s? Also, the children's programming that teaches toddlers to hate Jews. A 16 year old Palestinian doesn't just break bad and attack random Jews, he/she is trained to want to do this from birth.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2015 09:19 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 09:20 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at October 12, 2015 09:20 AM (oZxN4)
Fine Arts in Boston that shows some of his murals and other paintings.
Beautiful stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2015 09:17 AM
The 20-30 foot long cascading nasturtiums in the courtyard are worth a photo, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 12, 2015 09:20 AM (KrAjA)
Whats a dead kid compared to that big fat check the family will get from the P.A.??
You can always have another baby jihadi. That sweet OPM $$$$ is another story.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 12, 2015 09:20 AM (kLrYQ)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 12, 2015 09:20 AM (HalrA)
http://tinyurl.com/pczz7xp
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 12, 2015 09:20 AM (BZAd3)
I was gonna' leave a witty comment in keeping with my new found humor here, but since the vast right wing conspiracy is trying to hang some sorta' e-mail crisis on me I've been banned from using a computer.... Your loss wing-nuts!!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 12, 2015 09:21 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Vic
-------------------
I have two out front as well. One of the first thing blooming come spring. Beautiful in bloom.
But I always ID'd mine as tulip magnolia - I really don't know the difference. Mine grow more like a large shrub than a tree.
Posted by: Chi at October 12, 2015 09:21 AM (prluT)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 09:22 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 09:22 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Some Fat Broad at October 12, 2015 09:23 AM (KUa85)
If you like Sargent and ever get the chance,
His life-size portraits are something to be seen in person as well.
Posted by: dartist at October 12, 2015 09:23 AM (kDYa9)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 09:14 AM (iQIUe)
They love death and murder more than anything else.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 12, 2015 09:23 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 09:23 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 12, 2015 09:24 AM (NeFrd)
Someone is gonna wind up looking at some flowers.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 09:24 AM (4RRDi)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 09:24 AM (kff5f)
He was 16. Headline was Israeli Security Shoots 16 Year Old Palistinian Youth After Knife Attack. Or something close. Nothing about the "youth" being the attacker instead of shooting victim.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 12, 2015 09:24 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at October 12, 2015 09:24 AM (FIrEF)
______________________
Are you kidding? They teach their kids that this is their highest and best calling. This is what they were born to do. This will get them 72 virgins in heaven, make their names known to all the world, and make their families richer.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 12, 2015 09:25 AM (a31sM)
Columbus... got lost.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2015 09:26 AM (NOIQH)
I'm thinking that people are kind of starting to see through the thin mist bullshit of 'black lives matter' and are seeing it as just another attempt to secure special treatment for criminals.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 12, 2015 09:27 AM (BZAd3)
If it's a Glock 27, and it fits her hand okay, the gen 3 is just fine. The only real difference is the changeable backstraps, grip texture, and mag release. My 27 is a gen 3 and I'm perfectly happy with it.
If you're talking a Glock 22 or 23, the dual recoil spring redesign in the gen 4 is worth buying that instead of a gen 3.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 09:28 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 12, 2015 09:28 AM (evdj2)
Columbus... got lost.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October
Not Columbus, but animaniacs had a song all about how Magellan kept ending up on the wrong island that's pretty funny...
Posted by: Lea at October 12, 2015 09:28 AM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 12, 2015 09:28 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: @votermom at October 12, 2015 09:29 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Sarahw at October 12, 2015 09:30 AM (3fTXW)
Before long every year will be "I'm offended" year!
Celebrate!
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 12, 2015 09:30 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 12, 2015 09:28 AM (evdj2)
Love that one.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2015 09:31 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 12, 2015 09:33 AM (9jeGC)
Well done, Barack.
Weasel Zippers
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 09:33 AM (gf8BH)
They always report that Israel does retaliatory missile attacks. Not quite. They target the rocket launch attacks or where they have received intelligence where rockets are being stored.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 09:33 AM (iQIUe)
Hes lucky his last name isnt Netanyahu.
Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 09:34 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Chi at October 12, 2015 09:21 AM (prluT)
They are sometimes called a Tulip Tree but in actuality the Tulip Tree is much bigger than the Jane's Magnolia.
Tulip Tree
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liriodendron_tulipifera
Jane's Magnolia
http://www.moonnurseries.com/files/MALJAB_001.jpg
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 09:35 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 12, 2015 09:38 AM (LCnMA)
Columbus day 1962 where I grew up was the Columbus day storm, which was where the Pacific NW got pasted with the tail end of Typhoon Frida. When I was a little kid there seemed to be always some mention of "the old trees out front that were knocked down by the storm, or how they re-routed the power line after all the poles got knocked over, or the buildings and barns that got blown over.
That was a really unusual storm.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2015 09:39 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 12, 2015 09:38 AM (LCnMA)
Not happening. Beard mania is taking over. Would not be surprised to see ZZ Top show up to Minute Maid (nee Enron Field) Park and rock the place out.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2015 09:39 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: All Ok at October 12, 2015 09:42 AM (j2xmV)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jennerl at October 12, 2015 09:43 AM (oZxN4)
I will now loot and block traffic.
Posted by: BLACKLIVESMATTER at October 12, 2015 09:43 AM (gFO8N)
Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 09:34 AM (gf8BH)
The left, the pals and the muzzie world in general have got a lock on these incredibly - vastly - different standards that (and it's not only the media anymore) are used in reporting on the uncivilized rhetoric (and conduct) they are able to get away with.
It's almost as if the world expects them to be excused - like they would a baby shitting its diaper - for their barbarity.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 12, 2015 09:43 AM (BZAd3)
Do duh name Ruby Begonia ring a bell?
Posted by: Bruce at October 12, 2015 09:06 AM (8ikIW)
Why, yes it do, Kingfish!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 12, 2015 09:43 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: All Ok at October 12, 2015 09:44 AM (j2xmV)
Win with Wang Nuts/Deez Nutz in 2016!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jennerl at October 12, 2015 09:43 AM (oZxN4)
____________________________
This from a man with no nuts.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 12, 2015 09:45 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: All Ok at October 12, 2015 09:44 AM (j2xmV)
More likely the EU legalizes Heroin
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 09:45 AM (gf8BH)
mist bullshit of 'black lives matter' and are seeing it as just another
attempt to secure special treatment for criminals.
There was a quote from someone at the Million Man March that "white cops are killing all our children" and the press went with it....so sad
Posted by: Colin at October 12, 2015 09:45 AM (Espnc)
Posted by: dogfish at October 12, 2015 09:45 AM (0O2Lr)
The strong fragrance of magnolias can mask the odor of a decaying corpse for days.
Years from now, people will remark that brewer wanted to get caught, pointing to the clues in the paintings he posted. No one will understand that he seemed to be an average coblogger who just happened to hear the occasional voices - a fairly normal experience for this website.
Posted by: jwest at October 12, 2015 09:45 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 09:46 AM (CGjum)
I guess no one got my trivia question from the previous thread, eh?
Green.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 09:46 AM (LUgeY)
*This whole Obama just pulling ridiculous statements out of his ass, is easier than it looks!
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 12, 2015 09:47 AM (BZAd3)
No wonder Kelsey Grammer looked so happy in the tabloids. His sister's murderer was denied parole.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 09:47 AM (iQIUe)
50 dudes.
Sorry, 50 dudes taking a bus trip is not "news".
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 09:49 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: dogfish at October 12, 2015 09:49 AM (0O2Lr)
Posted by: President "eating Waffles Here Guys" at October 12, 2015 09:49 AM (JO9+V)
We are an unserious country with a stupid and lazy media complex.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 09:50 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: All Ok at October 12, 2015 09:51 AM (j2xmV)
Posted by: BLACKLIVESMATTER at October 12, 2015 09:51 AM (gFO8N)
Yeah, an illegal immigrant intent on conquering another country? You'd think there'd be parades of leftarded hipsters with paper mache heads and dancing boats celebrating him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 09:51 AM (LUgeY)
And I never see or smell magnolias without doing that.
Why, it's one of Our Boys.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 09:52 AM (xq1UY)
I guess one of the Hillary! hit-squad cut Reggie in half and dumped the message in the Lincoln bedroom?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 09:53 AM (I6UVN)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at October 12, 2015 09:53 AM (oZxN4)
https://goo.gl/qLU9YO
These people are such liars:
Considering the number of attacks, I wd be hysterical, too.
For being shot by 10 officers, she looks damn good.
No comment by the pali on the guy to the left lying on the ground which I suspect is the stabee.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 09:54 AM (iQIUe)
More likely EU turns into a caliphate.
Heroin might as well be legal in the EU.
Of course legal heroin in the EU would cost more than illegal (VAT tax).
Posted by: All Ok at October 12, 2015 09:55 AM (j2xmV)
Yeah, she was drunk driving, but she didn't get in an accident.
At least, that's the way I'm reading it.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 09:55 AM (CGjum)
I get a kick out of she slyly supports Rick when he addresses the town, "Well, if that's our only option I guess we have no choice but do it" - when you know she's really all gung-ho kill all teh zombiezzzzz!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2015 09:56 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 12, 2015 09:56 AM (EXnk5)
Posted by: NBC News at October 12, 2015 09:57 AM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 12, 2015 09:57 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 09:57 AM (I6UVN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2015 09:57 AM (GERXL)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 09:58 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: Captain Cristobal Columbus at October 12, 2015 09:58 AM (TxJGV)
I'm thinking Hillary has email correspondence with Barack and others on his team that he doesn't want to come out - at minimum, it would show he knew she had the private server from the beginning.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2015 09:58 AM (NOIQH)
Can't even imagine that there are people who think that this shit stuffed suit still has lies that are untold.
But I see in the "news" headlines where he says Hillary "made a mistake" with her emails.
The other day, in a moment of inattention, a regular ole' guy - could be someone you work with, or associate with - made a mistake - nothing really - when he robbed a bank.
Could happen to anyone.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 12, 2015 09:58 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 12, 2015 09:58 AM (oZxN4)
IE - He lied. As usual. It's all he knows how to do since an umbrella can outsmart him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 09:59 AM (I6UVN)
Well done, Barack.
Just like Putin, the Taliban is losing thanks to my leadership.
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 12, 2015 10:00 AM (9Fc79)
So funny. Fake leader says battling fake threat is real leadership.
Posted by: @votermom at October 12, 2015 10:00 AM (cbfNE)
Do we have a "mansplaining" equivalent word for something like that yet?
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 10:00 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 10:00 AM (xq1UY)
I tried, but I can't understand Imbecile. I mean, I recognize it when I hear it, but as far as making any sense out of it, it eludes me.
I'm much more fluent in Sanskrit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 10:01 AM (LUgeY)
They're on the wrong side of the arc of history.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 12, 2015 10:01 AM (evdj2)
Nice.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 12, 2015 10:02 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: JTB at October 12, 2015 10:02 AM (FvdPb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 10:02 AM (I6UVN)
http://bit.ly/1WWOSR6
Posted by: Captain Cristobal Columbus at October 12, 2015 10:03 AM (TxJGV)
That's Palmyra, Syria. I can't speak for Palmyra New York.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 10:03 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 10:04 AM (I6UVN)
Posted by: DaveA at October 12, 2015 10:04 AM (DL2i+)
Sounds like Kroft unintentionally got Obama to show his utter incompetence re: Syria, but all they're showing on my local a.m. news is a clip where Obama slams Trump ('natch).
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2015 10:04 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: MTF at October 12, 2015 10:04 AM (TxJGV)
LOL. If only laws were enforced!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2015 10:05 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: commentorior at October 12, 2015 10:05 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 10:06 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: DaveA at October 12, 2015 10:06 AM (DL2i+)
I believe that blankets are the appropriate gift for this holiday.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 12, 2015 10:06 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 10:06 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 10:07 AM (xq1UY)
Fake Holiday. Just inconsequential nonproductive people like government employees, students, and teachers get it.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 12, 2015 10:07 AM (j5BRV)
http://tinyurl.com/nrpf8rc
Hillary - in her own words - transcends humanity.
Resistance is futile!
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 12, 2015 10:07 AM (BZAd3)
There is that "there are two sides to a story" concept. But the Communists and Aztecs don't want to mention that side since it damages their cause required narrative.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 10:08 AM (I6UVN)
"The National Park Service (NPS) estimated the attendance at the original march to be around 400,000, but subsequent counts by private organizations put the number at 800,000 or higher. The NPS has refused to give crowd estimates on Mall activities since."
http://goo.gl/FtGKrd
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 10:08 AM (iQIUe)
That's Palmyra, Syria. I can't speak for Palmyra New York.
I don't think the Mormons would go for that..in Palmyra, NY that is.
Posted by: Colin at October 12, 2015 10:09 AM (Espnc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 12, 2015 10:10 AM (j5BRV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2015 10:11 AM (GERXL)
That's it. Time to go away.
But writing novels might be problamatical until I get organized.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 10:11 AM (I6UVN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 10:11 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 12, 2015 10:12 AM (j5BRV)
Posted by: GBruno at October 12, 2015 10:13 AM (u49WF)
Not a good weekend for the Griswold clan.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 10:14 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 10:15 AM (iQIUe)
Plenty of blame for the media who continues to cover up Bill's babes and trips to pedo island, and Hillaty's unusually close relationship to her aide "who's like a second daughter" - riiiiight.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2015 10:15 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 12, 2015 10:16 AM (j5BRV)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 10:16 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 12, 2015 10:17 AM (j5BRV)
Heh, if you haven't read the link to Gennifer Flowers' takedown of Teh Hildabeast over at Drudge's site, do so.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 10:18 AM (LUgeY)
The comment section is gone....
Posted by: Colin at October 12, 2015 10:18 AM (Espnc)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 10:16 AM
Did you check your privilege settings?
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 12, 2015 10:18 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 10:19 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 12, 2015 10:19 AM (j5BRV)
Sargent couldn't have painted a mag. Jane, Vic, unless he had a time machine. The Jane cross was done in the 50s or 60s I think. More likely m. x soulangeana, which dates from the 1800s.
Posted by: bystander at October 12, 2015 10:19 AM (hKyl0)
But But But what does that make me? A Bitch?
Posted by: Chelsea at October 12, 2015 10:20 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 10:20 AM (CGjum)
concept. But the Communists and Aztecs don't want to mention that side
since it damages their cause required narrative.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 10:08 AM (I6UVN)
Um, you mean Cortez.
There was not a lot of Caribes left by the end of the 16th century because of the Encomienda system in the West Indies, but it is a good example of moral hazard taken to the most ridiculous extreme level. If you can forget the misery and death from abuse and mistreatment.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2015 10:21 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Reverend Evil at October 12, 2015 10:21 AM (9Fc79)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 10:21 AM (I6UVN)
Yep. That is what I said. Saucer Magnolia.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 12, 2015 10:22 AM (EXnk5)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 12, 2015 10:22 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Chi at October 12, 2015 09:21 AM (prluT)
M. Jane is a hybrid cross out of m.lilliflora, the 'tulip magnolia'.
Posted by: bystander at October 12, 2015 10:23 AM (hKyl0)
In Washington, the first statement could be true(ish), but if the second is as plain as she has stated, then we are actively being lied to by the entire Washington establishment.
Quelle shock, I know.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 10:24 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 10:24 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: bystander at October 12, 2015 10:24 AM (hKyl0)
Weasel Zippers
Fredo issues damning condemnation ....or NOT!
Posted by: Chelsea at October 12, 2015 10:25 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: GBruno at October 12, 2015 10:25 AM (u49WF)
Although I'm sure, Iowahawk and Ace and others could think up some fake Tweets they could send to each other. ;^)
Pray for the Clintons. They are in need of desperate need of emotional, physical and spiritual healing!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2015 10:25 AM (GERXL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 10:25 AM (gf8BH)
Neor Ben Ruth, 13 y/o boy in critical condition after being stabbed by Arab terrorist in J'lem.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 10:25 AM (iQIUe)
I'll pray that Hillary has lots of non-political, available-for-reflection-and-remorse free time in the next 4 years. That's as far as I'll go.
Posted by: pep at October 12, 2015 10:28 AM (LAe3v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2015 10:25 AM (GERXL)
******
And new attire, mostly striped and numbered outfits.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at October 12, 2015 10:28 AM (cygkw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2015 10:28 AM (GERXL)
With one hour in the exercise yard per day.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 12, 2015 10:29 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: PC Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 10:29 AM (CGjum)
whirlwind West Coast fundraising tour that took him to Seattle, San
Francisco and Los Angeles over two days. Unlike those other stops, he
held no public events here.
What, no mention of his stop in Oregon?
Posted by: Colin at October 12, 2015 10:30 AM (Espnc)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 10:30 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 10:31 AM (CGjum)
Whether they are guilty of crimes is a separate iissue from their need for healing, although I admit to praying that "justice might roll down like water and righteousness like an ever flowing steam" in regards to their crimes.
I also pray for their repentance.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2015 10:31 AM (GERXL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 10:31 AM (I6UVN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2015 10:28 AM (GERXL)
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The only thing they probably consciously did right was not to abort Chelsea.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 12, 2015 10:31 AM (Xa4vS)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 12, 2015 10:31 AM (evdj2)
Would you care to pass the time with a game of solitaire?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 10:34 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 10:34 AM (I6UVN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2015 10:35 AM (GERXL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 12, 2015 10:36 AM (9Fc79)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 10:36 AM (CGjum)
I don't think she's a kind woman except to very few people really close to her, but I know people who are not terribly kind to other people who still wanted and love their children Maybe that is true of Hillary.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2015 10:37 AM (GERXL)
Kirstie Alley was Lt Saavik.
One letter but an important letter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 10:37 AM (I6UVN)
Only now, at the end, do you understand.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 12, 2015 10:37 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 12, 2015 10:39 AM (ZQfW9)
Really.? Ugh I don't know I think it's both narcissistic and shallow. I guess "Facebook" would be o.k. but you're limited to however many characters to get it on Twitter
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2015 10:40 AM (GERXL)
The only ones who fail to truly understand history are Communists and Socialists it seems.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 10:41 AM (I6UVN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 10:41 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 10:42 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 10:43 AM (I6UVN)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 12, 2015 10:37 AM (evdj2)
+1
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2015 10:45 AM (JO9+V)
Only now, at the end, do you understand.
Better late than never!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 10:45 AM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 12, 2015 10:45 AM (j5BRV)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 10:45 AM (t2KH5)
Steve Goodman w/ Jethro Burns
https://youtu.be/qubFQxqcARI
(audio only)
Is it true what they say about Dixie?
Does the sun really shine all the time?
Do the sweet magnolias blossom
'round everybody's door?
Do folks keep eatin' possum
until they can't eat no more?
Posted by: Remembering Steve at October 12, 2015 10:48 AM (x4kJD)
The president hit the links at Torrey Pines on Sunday, capping a
whirlwind West Coast fundraising tour that took him to Seattle, San
Francisco and Los Angeles over two days. Unlike those other stops, he
held no public events here.
What, no mention of his stop in Oregon?
Posted by: Colin at October 12, 2015 10:30 AM (Espnc)
Does that mean the Democrat Party will pay for the trip?
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 10:48 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 12, 2015 10:49 AM (Nwg0u)
It's something that's crept into our politics - the expectation that all Americans will celebrate important days, such as birthdays and anniversaries, of our politicians. Think it started with Obama - how OFA has their fundraisers where they ask people to send Michelle birthday wishes (and kindly enter your home and email addresses). Just as insipid are the fundraisers where they want you to ask people to donate to Obama in lieu of a wedding or birthday gift. This is creepy Dear Leader stuff, definitely *not* American type of behavior.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2015 10:50 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 12, 2015 10:52 AM (j5BRV)
Health Choice Clinic are proud to announce today in Brattleboro we will be celebrating "diversity Day" today in honor of all the Native American Persons of Color that Columbus and his Looters Killed during his visits to America in the 1800's. Probably Bush's ancestors were also aboad and lied to the Native Americans of Color. Please comes by and help us celebrate today and all proceeds that are collected will be sent to Presdent Obama to stop Global Warming and to protect the children of Gay and Lesibian Couples.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 12, 2015 10:52 AM (EIFYf)
Posted by: dogfish at October 12, 2015 09:45 AM (0O2Lr)
Would any of the SJWs even know who Columbus was or what he did besides, racist, sexist, homophobic and killed every Indian with his bare hands?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 12, 2015 10:52 AM (493sH)
That's one of his favorite lines when he wants us to believe something is important to him - "It's the first thing I think about when I wake up" whether it's the kidnapped Nigerian girls or jobless Americans. He's so unoriginal he thinks he can recycle his lies and no one will notice. Just canned sentiment. Fore!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2015 10:53 AM (NOIQH)
Bo Obama turned 7 years old last week!
He's managed to escape the dinner plate.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 12, 2015 10:53 AM (9Fc79)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 12, 2015 10:54 AM (j5BRV)
Posted by: Moron in a Plaid Jacket at October 12, 2015 10:54 AM (Ui7Rt)
Not true. He killed most of his victims with his teeth.
Posted by: fluffy at October 12, 2015 10:56 AM (2iV3X)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/osrelh6
What is truly sad about the whole mess, one witness says the woman Stone was defending fled with the attackers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 10:56 AM (I6UVN)
Huh. Set-up?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2015 10:56 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 10:57 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: eman at October 12, 2015 10:58 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 12, 2015 10:59 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 11:00 AM (I6UVN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 12, 2015 11:00 AM (9Fc79)
Posted by: eman at October 12, 2015 10:58 AM (MQEz6)
And to unwind at the Bada Bing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 11:01 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 11:01 AM (I6UVN)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 12, 2015 11:02 AM (Nwg0u)
I wouldn't be surprised. Sure seems unusual that there'd be two prominent attacks in two weeks that just happened to involve two of the guys involved in stopping the terrorist train attack.
Totes coincidental. Totes. Not related at all. Not in the slightest.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 11:04 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 11:05 AM (4RRDi)
Things have certainly changed...
Posted by: RobM1981 at October 12, 2015 11:05 AM (zurJC)
I have Grandkids in 4 different schools and all of them pretty much teach that... Also not one of their schools are calling it "Columbus Day" holiday nary a mention....
Posted by: donna at October 12, 2015 11:05 AM (/dSsq)
Foxwoods?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 11:05 AM (4RRDi)
Wrong State but hell you were close
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 11:06 AM (gf8BH)
So, might's well go for the trifecta.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 11:07 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Yo! at October 12, 2015 11:09 AM (GwIKd)
So he was the great, great, great grandfather of Running Bear Goldberg.
Posted by: fluffy at October 12, 2015 11:10 AM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 12, 2015 11:11 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Yo! at October 12, 2015 11:12 AM (GwIKd)
Posted by: donna
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So what DO they call it?
Has Barry issued another phony baloney Executive Order, renaming it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2015 11:12 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: donna
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So what DO they call it?
Teacher "flex" day...
Posted by: donna at October 12, 2015 11:13 AM (/dSsq)
Linked at Conservative Treehouse -
"Obama has failed us"
http://tinyurl.com/p52whl3
Posted by: Mortimer at October 12, 2015 11:13 AM (0dcbp)
Obama blames "politics" for outcry over Clinton email server "mistake".
He doesn't even make an attempt at beliveabiity in his lies. A 3 month "mistake"; sure.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 11:13 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 11:14 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 11:14 AM (4RRDi)
Obama blames "politics" for outcry over Clinton email server "mistake".
Scooter Libby call obama and ask for a full pardon for Your "Mistake" which never came close to Hillarys!
Posted by: donna at October 12, 2015 11:15 AM (/dSsq)
ITALIANS OF THE WORLD UNITE AGAINST ANTI-COLUMBUS RACISM
Posted by: Feh at October 12, 2015 11:15 AM (4WU0V)
Posted by: DaveA at October 12, 2015 11:15 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Feh at October 12, 2015 11:15 AM (4WU0V)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pjzfe86
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 11:16 AM (I6UVN)
Didn't Columbus discover syphilis in New Jersey?
Posted by: Yo! at October 12, 2015 11:12 AM (GwIKd)
No but he did bring it to America.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 11:16 AM (t2KH5)
ITALIANS OF THE WORLD UNITE AGAINST ANTI-COLUMBUS RACISM
Posted by: Feh at October 12, 2015 11:15 AM (4WU0V)
Yeah we tried that....didn't work as as we wanted..pass the meatballs
Posted by: Silvio Dante at October 12, 2015 11:16 AM (gf8BH)
As He goes from fundraiser to fundraiser spewing his hateful "politics."
Posted by: donna at October 12, 2015 11:16 AM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 11:17 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 10:31 AM (I6UVN)
Good....why do these fools persist in coming to Islamic countries? We have no free press, we have only one corrupt political party in charge and the people are led around by their noses like sheep. Just like in Amerika. Allah Akbar!
Posted by: Zombie Mullah Omar at October 12, 2015 11:17 AM (D0NZx)
"Saying black and whites hate each other is a lie, we built this country together"
" Obama won't even call them terrorists"
Whether you like Trump or not, it is good to see a black man boldly criticize Obama.
http://tinyurl.com/p52whl3
Posted by: Mortimer at October 12, 2015 11:17 AM (0dcbp)
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I have Grandkids in 4 different schools and all of them pretty much teach that... Also not one of their schools are calling it "Columbus Day" holiday nary a mention....
Posted by: donna at October 12, 2015 11:05 AM (/dSsq)
I saw someone on Twatter this morning talking about Columbus and his virus blankets that he used to intentionally kill Native Americans so he could personally steal their land. The guy was also calling to replace Columbus Day with Native American Heroes Day, since they were "the real founders of the country."
Posted by: Country Singer at October 12, 2015 11:18 AM (nL0sw)
Those evil Europeans! oh, wait:
the Italian physician Girolamo Fracastoro proposed in 1546 that epidemic diseases are caused by transferable seed-like entities, a proposal that led to the germ theory of disease, which then revolutionized health care on the planet
Posted by: Feh at October 12, 2015 11:20 AM (4WU0V)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 10:07 AM (xq1UY)
That was the Spanish version of his name. In Italian it's Columbo. Excuse me sir, just one more thing...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 12, 2015 11:20 AM (OE2ur)
Didn't Columbus discover syphilis in New Jersey?
Posted by: Yo! at October 12, 2015 11:12 AM (GwIKd)
No but he did bring it to America.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 11:16 AM (t2KH5)
I believe he brought it from America. I guess it wasn't all work and no play for the Spaniards.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 12, 2015 11:20 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2015 11:20 AM (9mTYi)
Columbus and his virus blankets that he used to intentionally kill
Native Americans so he could personally steal their land. The guy was
also calling to replace Columbus Day with Native American Heroes Day,
since they were "the real founders of the country."
Posted by: Country Singer at October 12, 2015 11:18 AM (nL0sw)
indians would raid towns steal the white women and rape rape them........they liked to scalp people too....even other indians......it's nice to think that the indians were all gentle earth loving ecologists but.....they were just as bad as the white people......
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 12, 2015 11:21 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: donna at October 12, 2015 11:22 AM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 11:22 AM (xq1UY)
they probably fought their way into "native" status, too
and they fought each other
Posted by: Feh at October 12, 2015 11:22 AM (4WU0V)
Posted by: your faithful government workers at October 12, 2015 11:23 AM (cgxNI)
Posted by: donna at October 12, 2015 11:23 AM (/dSsq)
ITALIANS OF THE WORLD UNITE AGAINST ANTI-COLUMBUS RACISM
Posted by: Feh at October 12, 2015 11:15 AM (4WU0V)
We're going to make them a holiday they can't refuse
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 12, 2015 11:24 AM (OE2ur)
Columbus never actually landed in the USA, I believe. And he was Italian on a mission for Spain. And yet, modern USA is blamed for virus blankets or something. They should blame the Spanish and the historically Spanish.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 12, 2015 11:24 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Chris M at October 12, 2015 11:25 AM (k3w9p)
Patrick, who served as assistant attorney general under then-President Bill Clinton, grew up in Chicago, Obama's former stomping grounds. He succeeded Mitt Romney as governor of Massachusetts.
He was so bad as Governor that a Republican succeeded him. Patrick then went on to work for the same "EVIL" Bain Capital that Romney used to head.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 12, 2015 11:25 AM (RVjrl)
Posted by: donna at October 12, 2015 11:23 AM (/dSsq)
I actually think a Viking themed holiday would be way more fun...
Posted by: Lea at October 12, 2015 11:25 AM (vmMMi)
http://fxn.ws/1L7MGRk
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 11:25 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2015 11:25 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2015 11:26 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 12, 2015 11:26 AM (MIKMs)
before Fracastoro, people were still thinking in terms of "miasmas"
Posted by: Feh at October 12, 2015 11:26 AM (4WU0V)
They would probably blast that as someone being tooo "White" ... White privilege you know...
Posted by: donna at October 12, 2015 11:28 AM (/dSsq)
Posted by: your faithful government workers at October 12, 2015 11:28 AM (cgxNI)
Posted by: Feh at October 12, 2015 11:29 AM (4WU0V)
Posted by: your faithful government workers
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Yes. If the SJW whiners want to do away with it as a Federal Holiday, let's see 'em step up to the plate.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2015 11:29 AM (9mTYi)
Drink, rape & pillage?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 11:29 AM (4RRDi)
I had to resort to medication, alcohol, firearm cleaning and meditation to calm down though not in that order. I thought I understood the nature of anger before but I now truly understand what rage is.
Posted by: Daybrother at October 12, 2015 11:29 AM (LV/m6)
Posted by: Feh at October 12, 2015 11:30 AM (4WU0V)
Posted by: Daybrother at October 12, 2015 11:30 AM (LV/m6)
Posted by: Feh
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When I think of 'miasmas', I think of swamps. When I think of swamps, I think of Foggy Bottom.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2015 11:30 AM (9mTYi)
I had to resort to medication, alcohol, firearm cleaning and meditation to calm down though not in that order. I thought I understood the nature of anger before but I now truly understand what rage is.
What ever possessed You to watch that?
Posted by: donna at October 12, 2015 11:30 AM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Feh at October 12, 2015 11:31 AM (4WU0V)
That would be the burritos & enchiladas.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 11:31 AM (4RRDi)
I was in another room as the Cowboys game came to its merciful conclusion (that really sucked), and when I came back out TFG was on my TV.
I quickly changed the channel.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 11:31 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Yo! at October 12, 2015 11:32 AM (GwIKd)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 11:32 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: donna at October 12, 2015 11:22 AM (/dSsq)
As were the Aztecs, per Prescott's "History of the Conquest of Mexico," which I'm reading now.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 12, 2015 11:32 AM (oKE6c)
That would certainly go against every single bit of information we have regarding where the airplane went.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 12, 2015 11:32 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Feh at October 12, 2015 11:33 AM (4WU0V)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Rowlandson
Posted by: fluffy at October 12, 2015 11:33 AM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2015 11:30 AM (9mTYi)
I believe the politically correct term now is "wetlands." "Swamps" is streng verboten.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 12, 2015 11:34 AM (oKE6c)
At what point do we conservatives start telling local businesses that we will not spend our money there if they belong to the Chamber of Commerce?
*If they were honest, they'd re-name themselves the Chamber of Big Business.
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 12, 2015 11:34 AM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Arizona meteor at October 12, 2015 11:35 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 12, 2015 11:35 AM (ZvKdv)
Gotta hand it to the Krauts - they sure have a gift for PR.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 12, 2015 11:36 AM (oKE6c)
First make sure your local Chamber of Commerce is affiliated with/a member of the National Chambers of Commerce. Then start boycotting.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 11:36 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Pangea at October 12, 2015 11:36 AM (cgxNI)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 12, 2015 11:20 AM (oKE6c)
There is a lot of debate among the scientific community as to the origin of syphilis. But new research has uncovered a skeleton from the second to the sixth century in Croatia that shows signs of syphilis. Other researchers though dispute that finding maintaining that it did come from the new world. It is dammed hard to get scientists who have made up their mind to change it.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 11:36 AM (t2KH5)
I quickly changed the channel.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale
That is what happened to me. But I thought, "I really never ever listen to this guy anymore, I should watch this short interview at least."
*Shudder*
Posted by: Daybrother at October 12, 2015 11:36 AM (LV/m6)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 11:37 AM (4RRDi)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 12, 2015 11:37 AM (Nwg0u)
The best thing to happen to the Aztec people was the elimination of the Aztec culture.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 11:37 AM (kff5f)
We're counting down to the 2015 SW Ohio MoMe:
Saturday evening, October 17, 7-10 (ish), Beavercreek (I've also locked down a better venue).
Interested parties please let me know: swohmome @ mail.com (no spaces).
Thanks!
Posted by: speedster1 at October 12, 2015 11:37 AM (1brdf)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
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What?
'streng'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2015 11:37 AM (9mTYi)
At what point do we conservatives start telling local businesses that we will not spend our money there if they belong to the Chamber of Commerce?
*If they were honest, they'd re-name themselves the Chamber of Big Business.
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 12, 2015 11:34 AM (ZvKdv)
Who exactly is the CoC? Who are the members and who is the mouthpiece that speaks for them?
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 12, 2015 11:37 AM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 11:38 AM (I6UVN)
Autie Tenuta told the truth, the Malaysian Airliner is ashore in the Philippines. Remember, I'm the truth teller!
Posted by: Jessie Ventura, SEAL, World Explorer, Realist and Fact Finder at October 12, 2015 11:39 AM (OiFtZ)
Firefox continues to freeze or slow down and stall when visiting AOSHQ. It didn't used to. Now I constantly get script stop responding errors.
This happens also on Twitchy.com which I think must be crappily coded; it's always done so there. I just quit going there. Also, the autoplay ads on that site piss me off.
Any help?
Posted by: Sphynx at October 12, 2015 11:39 AM (OZmbA)
I prefer pillage, drink, then rape.
What, you think I'm bringing my own booze?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 11:39 AM (LUgeY)
You have Firefox and haven't installed NoScript?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 11:40 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 11:40 AM (iQIUe)
If you are overrun with clutter, which with 5 kids, I obviously was in spades, check out the crazy Japanese lady and her crazypants system.
Yes, she tells you talk to your clothes. Yes, she almost certainly has a diagnosed mental health issue, but going through every item you own, deciding if it makes you happy or not, and purging like a crazy person, really does help clear things out.
And her folding methods? OMG. I cleared out two full drawers. They're completely empty. The other drawers are like 1/3 full. My dresser had been completely stuffed to capacity.
My closet? Looks like a freaking Martha Stewart magazine.
Seriously guys, go check it out. Again, she is crazy. This needs to be said up front. Certifiable. However, she is a crazy chick who has dedicated all of her crazy energy into devising the best way to store your shit and it totally works.
/plug (I just seriously feel the need to evangelize because the difference in my house is already amazing after just clearing out about 15 bags (across 7 people) of clothes and bedding and all the other crap that was in our closets.
DO IT.
Posted by: Lauren at October 12, 2015 11:40 AM (LzzEz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2015 11:41 AM (9mTYi)
It did something to my brain.
Posted by: Daybrother at October 12, 2015 11:42 AM (LV/m6)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 12, 2015 11:42 AM (OZmbA)
You have to buy the platinum edition director's cut DVDS to see that.
Posted by: fluffy at October 12, 2015 11:42 AM (2iV3X)
Rare TWD comment. OK nice overall job but last night's basic premise was the worst shark-jump yet in the series. Leading the zombies OUT of a huge quarry where they could easily be trapped by reinforcing/building barriers? Ridiculous.
They didn't show a lot of detail, but I think enough to back that up. Dynamite the access roads? Place noisemakers in the place to keep attracting zombies who fall in (this was seen happening in the CGI portion)?
Come on. Elaborate plan to lure them out and lead them away (20 mi? that's a "solution" vs. leaving them in the *perfect* trap?) vs. leveraging the quarry that was obviously highly effective?
Only thing dumber was the only humans on Earth who knew the full story of the epidemic (remember the group's little stay at the CDC before it blowed up?) acting on some nobody's claim that he knew a solution but had to get to DC (last season's silly thing with Eugene and his quest). Lots of lazy/silly plot writing in that show, though maybe it's the norm now, don't watch much of anything any more.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 12, 2015 11:42 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 12, 2015 11:45 AM (9Fc79)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 12, 2015 11:45 AM (oVJmc)
I'm going to have to re-watch next week. Lots of flashbacks that I didn't quite understand.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 12, 2015 11:46 AM (LA7Cm)
we passed that book around at work
yes, she's a nutter, and yes, a lot of what she says makes sense
seconded
Posted by: Feh at October 12, 2015 11:47 AM (4WU0V)
Posted by: fluffy at October 12, 2015 11:48 AM (2iV3X)
Posted by: New York Times at October 12, 2015 11:48 AM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: Feh at October 12, 2015 11:48 AM (4WU0V)
Posted by: Daybrother at October 12, 2015 11:49 AM (pEitC)
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History trivia: The French and Indian War, known to the rest of the world as the Seven Years War, was started by a young British officer who failed to keep his Indian troops from a massacre of rival Indians. His name was George Washington.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 12, 2015 11:49 AM (Nwg0u)
No, no, no. It was done by four Gemini astronauts and one from the Mercury program.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 11:49 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 12, 2015 11:51 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 12, 2015 11:51 AM (evdj2)
I thought he was a Detective in LA?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 11:51 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 12, 2015 11:52 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 12, 2015 11:52 AM (OZmbA)
when visiting AOSHQ. It didn't used to. Now I constantly get script
stop responding errors.
This happens also on Twitchy.com which I think must be crappily
coded; it's always done so there. I just quit going there. Also, the
autoplay ads on that site piss me off.
Any help?
Posted by: Sphynx at October 12, 2015 11:39 AM (OZmbA)
I had problems with Pale Moon after Ace changed his headlines, I switched back to FF and now have no problems. I am also running no script and ad block.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 11:52 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Columbo at October 12, 2015 11:53 AM (cgxNI)
Posted by: Notorius LIV at October 12, 2015 11:53 AM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2015 11:53 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: Daybrother at October 12, 2015 11:53 AM (pEitC)
"I don't want these people coming over here."
Bravo, Mr. Trump. Giving voice to what the rest of us have been saying for years. about illegals. If he keeps this up, he'll get my vote.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 11:53 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Columbo at October 12, 2015 11:53 AM (9mTYi)
I'm going to have to re-watch next week. Lots of flashbacks that I didn't quite understand.
Took awhile to figure out what was going on. WTF with the black & white? Then figured out that the b & w was what happened over the "break".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 11:54 AM (4RRDi)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 12, 2015 11:42 AM (QDnY+)
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They were already escaping. And one of the semi trucks they anticipated to slip off the cliff creating the a bigger breach. Also, the walkers in the pit - the noise they made attracted more walkers so there was a constant stream heading their way.
That was the rationale....
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 11:55 AM (iQIUe)
Dyson is also deeply concerned that the world appears to be experiencing a hunger for apocalypse, comparable to the buildup to World War 1.
The years before 1914 were a tremendously promising time. Russia was getting richer, [but then] the whole thing fell apart. It's comparable today -- we've done a much better job with feeding the world and if you look at the number of desperately poor people, it has been decreasing quite steadily.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 12, 2015 11:55 AM (RVjrl)
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: Daybrother at October 12, 2015 11:55 AM (pEitC)
But what about the scalping? I believe Colombus was responsible for that, too, wasn't he?
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 12, 2015 11:56 AM (j6Vln)
Posted by: Chris M at October 12, 2015 11:56 AM (k3w9p)
Posted by: Cheri at October 12, 2015 11:56 AM (R7Ty2)
Columbus was a Joo.......
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 11:56 AM (iQIUe)
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*eyes the sun*
Yup, over the yardarm.
Posted by: Columbo at October 12, 2015 11:57 AM (9mTYi)
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO
Thanks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 11:57 AM (I6UVN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 11:57 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Cheri
You should have seen her before her lift last year...
Posted by: Daybrother at October 12, 2015 11:58 AM (pEitC)
Arab terrorist teens who went on stabbing spree in Pisgat Ze'ev today are aged 15 & 13, from Beit Hanina area in East Jerusalem.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 11:58 AM (iQIUe)
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Also those annoying advertisements that appear at the bottom your screen when you're watching some other show.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 12, 2015 11:59 AM (Nwg0u)
I'm so far behind on my "Books by Morons" list it's pathetic.
I still need to get the 2nd Amy Lynn novel (and soon, the 3rd), and yours, and I think there are a couple others floating out there.
It would be nice if I had a month sometime in the next year WITHOUT one or more very expensive crises.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 11:59 AM (kff5f)
I stepped up on the platform
The man gave me the news
He said, "You must be joking, son,
Where did you get those shoes?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A85JaTEgjM
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 11:59 AM (LUgeY)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 11:37 AM (kff5f)
Yep. Although Prescott does make a case for some of their achievements. Their calendar was more astronomically sound than that of the Europeans, for example, but there are others.
OTOH, I'm always amused by Hispanics here in CA who identify with and gush about the Aztecs, apparently not realizing that statistically they were much more likely to end up getting sacrificed to the Sun God than worshipping him.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 12, 2015 11:59 AM (oKE6c)
>>>
I prefer pillage, drink, then rape.
What, you think I'm bringing my own booze?
>>>
Do the drinking after the raping. Whiskey dick is a turribull condition for a rampaging conqueror to have. It encourages mocking from the women.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2015 11:59 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 12, 2015 12:00 PM (9Fc79)
Columbus wasn't that smart. If Jack Cassidy is in the episode, everyone knows he's the killer.
Posted by: Notorius LIV at October 12, 2015 11:53 AM (Ui7Rt)
Yeah, Cassidy's on-screen persona was always burning with obvious hatred. Perfect for a TV villain.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2015 12:00 PM (u093l)
Rubio lands major "conservative" health expert
Avik Roy joins Rubio a day before Jeb Bush rolls out an ObamaCare replacement plan.
National Review scribbler and senior health adviser to Mitt Romney. Notorious "repeal and replace" Romneycare advocate.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 12, 2015 12:00 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Daybrother at October 12, 2015 11:49 AM (pEitC)
This all would have turned out differently if I hadn't made that bet with Mortimer.
Posted by: Randolph Duke at October 12, 2015 12:00 PM (nL0sw)
That was the rationale....
Fuel air bomb.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 12:00 PM (4RRDi)
http://www.p2016.org/chrniowa/iavisits15r.html
Looks like all of the candidates will be in Iowa on Oct 31 at some Iowa GOP forum
anybody else from here interested in going? I might be able to go
Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2015 12:01 PM (lVU49)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
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So, like Russians under Stalin.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2015 12:01 PM (9mTYi)
Sure. There were good things about the Aztecs. And, from an anthropological/historical perspective, it's very sad that their entire culture, including cultural artifacts, more or less had to be destroyed.
But, from a sociological/philosophical perspective, I'd say it was worth the cost to stop the ongoing massacre.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 12:01 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2015 12:02 PM (VPLuQ)
We are approaching a time when the Colossus of Memnon is described as the work of a wizard by locals will be the norm. A new age of unlearning.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 12:02 PM (I6UVN)
are aged 15 13, from Beit Hanina area in East Jerusalem.
Considered prime gang-banger age in Chicago. Of course the media calls them "children".
Posted by: Colin at October 12, 2015 12:03 PM (Espnc)
Rubio lands major "conservative" health expert
Avik Roy joins Rubio a day before Jeb Bush rolls out an ObamaCare replacement plan.
National Review scribbler and senior health adviser to Mitt Romney. Notorious "repeal and replace" Romneycare advocate.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 12, 2015 12:00 PM (kdS6q)
RINO joins RINO.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 12:03 PM (t2KH5)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liriodendron_tulipifera
Jane's Magnolia
http://www.moonnurseries.com/files/MALJAB_001.jpg
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 09:35 AM (t2KH5)
I think both tulip trees and magnolias are grown in gardens in Vancouver, BC, and surrounding areas. I have even seen some hardy dwarf palms in Vancouver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2015 12:04 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Chris M at October 12, 2015 12:06 PM (k3w9p)
They could polish crystal skulls like nobody's business!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 12:07 PM (4RRDi)
are aged 15 13, from Beit Hanina area in East Jerusalem.
No big shocka....pali kids learn jew hatred at their mother's tits
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 12:07 PM (gf8BH)
First year of College.
Male.
He met his first rancid breathed, full blown feminist last week.
We had a long talk about thinkers vs emoters.
And of course the Joke:
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
Turned to eleventy.
Then Mrs VIA had to show him how to properly inflate the tires on his truck, as he had never known to look in the door jam...nor what a door jam even is.
He needs some working' on to get his Man Card.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2015 12:07 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 12:07 PM (I6UVN)
Posted by: Walter White at October 12, 2015 12:08 PM (ECrmY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 12:07 PM (I6UVN)
Many were not "Lucky" enough to make it to the gulags comrade
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 12:08 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 12:09 PM (I6UVN)
Vancouver, BC, and surrounding areas. I have even seen some hardy dwarf
palms in Vancouver.
A little know fact to brighten your day? Palm trees actually grow in south western part of England, probably because of the Gulf Stream.
Posted by: Colin at October 12, 2015 12:09 PM (Espnc)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2015 09:39 AM (3pRHP)
I remember that as a kid in Vancouver. The sky was lit by lightning and even more so by the blue flashes of electrical wires and transformers shorting out. And rain, vast quantities, which did the most damage, by flooding.
I remember picking up a scrap of of overhead power line in the street, after power had been restored, with the end all melted from the arc as it severed. Power was restored in a matter of days. Things got done back then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2015 12:09 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 12:09 PM (LUgeY)
We are approaching a time when the Colossus of Memnon is described as the work of a wizard by locals will be the norm. A new age of unlearning.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 12:02 PM (I6UVN)
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I look at it as the Internet is re-building (or has rebuilt) the Tower of Babal
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2015 12:10 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 12:10 PM (I6UVN)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ltf7psf
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2015 12:12 PM (9mTYi)
Where is the Mediator?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 12:12 PM (I6UVN)
Posted by: Fritz at October 12, 2015 12:13 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 12, 2015 12:13 PM (evdj2)
I'm not a lawyer, but isn't that a BFD?
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 12:13 PM (CGjum)
Tower of Babelfish.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 12:13 PM (4RRDi)
Doesnt Canada get more than it's fair share of "fireballs"? What's up with that?? Who'd you piss off??
And a very Happy Thanks Giving to our crazy canuck friends.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 12:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Dave, exiled again at October 12, 2015 12:13 PM (2HeSU)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 12, 2015 12:14 PM (evdj2)
I'm not a lawyer, but isn't that a BFD?
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 12:13 PM (CGjum)
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Chup....it's obammytown.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 12:15 PM (iQIUe)
err 2 minutes
Posted by: Grump
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Heh.
I actually thought last night about having a go at it...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2015 12:15 PM (9mTYi)
First we'll need a few crusades.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 12:15 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Cheri at October 12, 2015 12:16 PM (R7Ty2)
I have considered getting another all week but decided against it this morning. The one I got in lot#2 is so good, I'm bound to be disappointed with the next one. And really, how many does one need at $350 a pop?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 12, 2015 12:16 PM (evdj2)
311 With the recent revelations about people inside 60 minutes actively killing bad stories about Hillary! I thought the interview would be an attempt by the producers to rehab their image. There were a few tough questions which Barry dismissed and then Kroft apologized by taking the King's viewpoint.
It did something to my brain.
Posted by: Daybrother at October 12, 2015 11:42 AM (LV/m6)
Nope.... Obama does not like Hillary... and has told the FBI its OK to go after her... even personally saying the email stuff IS fair game to reporters.
60 minutes knows Obama is gone next term... they are betting on a Hillary win...
Thus... Hillary... softball... Obama, tougher questions.
Posted by: BB Wolf at October 12, 2015 12:17 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Grump "
Sounds about right.
No Grump...I don't need a sixth Mosin.
Not even a Finish one.
Mrs VIA will not be pleased.
And I'm outta room.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2015 12:18 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 12, 2015 12:18 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Garrett at October 12, 2015 12:18 PM (vL2IH)
He also believes that if he covers his eyes, you can't see him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 12:18 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2015 12:18 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2015 12:18 PM (Fmupd)
They have been doing that all weekend..
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 12:19 PM (gf8BH)
Columbus' voyage led to the European settling and populating of the New World, which is why he gets the "credit" or the blame....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 12, 2015 12:19 PM (42Cu6)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 12, 2015 12:20 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Fritz at October 12, 2015 12:20 PM (UzPAd)
That's from back when we had elected Presidents not emperors....
there are four sets of laws...
1) the law as written(applies to heterosexual white male Republicans only)
2) the law as "intended"(applies to minorities, illegals, and women)
3) the law as it should be (applies to minority women, protected classes of people)
4) what law? (applies to democrats)
Ogabe just gave Hillary her expected case 4.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 12, 2015 12:21 PM (g8Hfr)
Democratic Debate Schedule:
8:30pm: one half hour QA: minimum wage, income inequality
9:00pm - 10:00: nap time
10:00 - 10:15: doctor checkups
10:15 - 10:45: QA: favorite colors, how evil was Bush
10:45: cocktails!
Posted by: wth at October 12, 2015 12:21 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at October 12, 2015 12:21 PM (dftoG)
A Democratic female politician who doesn't suffer from Resting Bitch Face
Tulsi Gabbard (D), Hawaii
http://tinyurl.com/ob4l2kn
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2015 12:22 PM (VPLuQ)
I seem to remember there being something about if a chief executive made a declaration like that, it basically ruined the jury pool and any chance of a fair trial? Something like that? Or am I smoking crack again?
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 12:22 PM (CGjum)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 12, 2015 12:23 PM (zOTsN)
Or is it a Bill Clinton underwear after two nights with Gennifer Flowers smell?
Posted by: Sphynx at October 12, 2015 12:24 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Fritz at October 12, 2015 12:20 PM (UzPAd)<<<
Canadian turkey is probably chicken (or those damn geese), as their bacon ain't really bacon.
Wonder if they eat chiducken or gooducken?
Posted by: John Madden at October 12, 2015 12:24 PM (ECrmY)
Posted by: Lauren at October 12, 2015 12:24 PM (GZ6Pf)
Tulsi Gabbard (D), Hawaii
http://tinyurl.com/ob4l2kn
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2015 12:22 PM (VPLuQ)
She is in the Army still...NOt sure why she is a Democrat?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 12:25 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 12, 2015 12:25 PM (5ZRXN)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 12:25 PM (4RRDi)
Don't even THINK of evicting all those suitors! That's not realistic. There's just too many of them. Why are you such a greedy xenophobic bigot, anyway? Letting them stay is an act of love! They are doing the job you won't do. Oh, and I'm marrying one of them. I thought you Greeks were into that shit. IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Jebbius Bushitis at October 12, 2015 12:26 PM (oZxN4)
Kirstie Alley was Lt Saavik.
One letter but an important letter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2015 10:37 AM (I6UVN)
I had always seen it written: SAVAK
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2015 12:26 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 12:26 PM (CGjum)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 12:25 PM (gf8BH)
Why work for career advancement in the military when the liberal lobby and social experimentation policies will do it for you?
Posted by: Country Singer at October 12, 2015 12:27 PM (nL0sw)
I think it only applies to Republicans.
But should he seem neutral and not be seen as trying to influence the outcome-/probably.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 12, 2015 12:28 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 12:28 PM (xq1UY)
Hopefully I don't feel like a smacked ass for being an early adopter on this one.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 12:28 PM (CGjum)
Tulsi Gabbard (D), Hawaii
http://tinyurl.com/ob4l2kn
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 12, 2015 12:22 PM (VPLuQ)
She is in the Army still...NOt sure why she is a Democrat?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 12:25 PM (gf8BH)
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Being a dem is about the only way a person can win an election in HI. Unless you're a gaia worshiping, flaming leftist RINO.
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2015 12:29 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 12:29 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 12, 2015 12:30 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Lauren at October 12, 2015 12:31 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: GBruno at October 12, 2015 12:31 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2015 12:31 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: rdbrewer at October 12, 2015 12:32 PM (Iyg03)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 12, 2015 12:32 PM (KkliO)
Posted by: Lauren
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Somehow, that sounds normal for UT Austin.
Posted by: Sphynx at October 12, 2015 12:32 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: rdbrewer at October 12, 2015 12:32 PM (Iyg03)
So a bunch of idiot at UT are bringing dildos to class to protest campus
carry...for some reason that makes no sense to anyone at all.
Posted by: Lauren at October 12, 2015 12:31 PM (bYGAR)
UT Austin or UT Knoxville?
Watch out! She's armed!! *bzzzzz*
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2015 12:33 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 12, 2015 12:30 PM (mcm0N)
Yup... there will never be any formal charges...
Just lots of lots of Politically bad 'leaks' from the investigation.
Posted by: BB Wolf at October 12, 2015 12:34 PM (qh617)
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Yup. She knows exactly where he was and what he was doing during those hours.
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2015 12:34 PM (Fmupd)
The irony of students at UT protesting students with guns, when Charles Whitman was stopped by armed students on their very campus, is delicious.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 12:34 PM (CGjum)
Posted by: Lauren
Somehow, that sounds normal for UT Austin.
Keep Austin weird.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 12:34 PM (4RRDi)
"More likely the EU legalizes Heroin"
Some may recall that bright new dawn back when the George W. Bush administration were first proposing to do "nation-building" in Afghanistan.
You know, the stuff which Bush had specifically promised as a candidate to abjure as being a waste of lives and money. Wherein it was seriously being proposed by grown adult individuals to somehow transform Kunduz into Kalamazoo.
I thought it over and said, "Nah bro. Stay out of that place. Legalize heroin and other opiate drugs of abuse by prescription, subsidize the cost, and stand up controlled local sources of Stateside production. Destroy at a stroke the most lucrative single export market the Afghans have."
Under this proposal, AFG would have continued to be a backward shithole full of radical muzzies. Just as it continues to be today. But they would be up to a lot less trouble. America would be several trillion dollars richer today, and a bunch of America's finest fighting troops would still be alive and/or uncrippled. (Thinking here of Jane D'Oh and her Marine son who has had several of his unit mates from the sandbox kill themselves.)
Posted by: torquewrench at October 12, 2015 12:35 PM (noWW6)
Yes.
They say because dildos would do as much good as a gun at defending themselves against a gunman. Because they are idiots.
Posted by: Lauren at October 12, 2015 12:35 PM (bYGAR)
Watch out! She's armed!! *bzzzzz*
Posted by: Count de Monet
Pretty sure UT Austin.
UT Knoxville is too close to RINO Gov. Haslam.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic what's dead at October 12, 2015 12:35 PM (/Ho8c)
It would be more delicious if they had an inkling about it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 12:36 PM (4RRDi)
433
So a bunch of idiot at UT are bringing dildos to class to protest campus
carry...for some reason that makes no sense to anyone at all.
Posted by: Lauren at October 12, 2015 12:31 PM (bYGAR)
So.... that many College age girls HAVE dildos now???
Is this a 'normal' thing for girls who just graduated High School now???
My how things have changed since I was in school....
UT Austin or UT Knoxville?
Watch out! She's armed!! *bzzzzz*
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2015 12:33 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: BB Wolf at October 12, 2015 12:36 PM (qh617)
Posted by: GBruno at October 12, 2015 12:36 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Lauren at October 12, 2015 12:31 PM (bYGAR)
'I brought my 12.....incher, where is yours?' Concealed carry IYKWIMAIKYD
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 12, 2015 12:36 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 12:37 PM (xq1UY)
*wanders into thread*
This may have been covered.
St. Brendan (Ireland) allegedly visited the new world in the early 500s. That's likely legend, as he also camped out on a whale's back and built fires there for a couple of weeks.
Leif Erikson indisputably visited the new world in AD 1000. The Icelandic sagas have been backed up by physical evidence, including L'Anse aux Meadows in Newfoundland where the filthy Scandis overwintered for two or three years.
Those heathen Mediterranean deniers who say that Norse contact in North America doesn't count because the knowledge didn't reach the real Europe are full of shit.
The Vatican -- a place in Rome -- appointed Bishop Henrik as bishop to Iceland, Greenland, and Vinland in something like AD 1113, so they certainly had heard of Vinland.
The Vinland Map of 1347 is totally legit and was circulating in southern Europe.
The Basques were fishing off Nova Scotia and drying their cod on shore way before Columbus (see Mark Kulansky: Cod, a Biography of a Fish that Changed the World).
Some of the 19th century American Vikingphanalia may be bogus, like the Kensington rune stone, or not. But the filthy Scandis were all over this continent like fleas with herpes way before that Spanish-paid guido found Haiti.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 12, 2015 12:37 PM (1xUj/)
Badump bump.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 12, 2015 12:37 PM (oZxN4)
They probably don't even know about the gunman who ran through campus, halfheartedly fired off a few shots, and then killed himself in the library about 5 years ago.
Posted by: Lauren at October 12, 2015 12:37 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: Lauren
Seriously? That's their argument? I thought it was just a swipe at "gun nuts" as needing psychological penis extensions.
They do realize that one of the things that makes a "gunman" successful is that they have....a gun?
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic what's dead at October 12, 2015 12:37 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Lauren at October 12, 2015 12:31 PM (bYGAR)
The hoplophobes have come back around to the "you only have guns to compensate for a tiny penis" shtick. I got that from a lib acquaintance last week...for some reason he got a bit defensive when I asked if that was the reason he had a Ducati.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 12, 2015 12:38 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 12:38 PM (CGjum)
Being a dem is about the only way a person can win an election in HI. Unless you're a gaia worshiping, flaming leftist RINO, like NCJ.
Posted by: Garrett at October 12, 2015 12:38 PM (vL2IH)
Yes.
They say because dildos would do as much good as a gun at defending themselves against a gunman. Because they are idiots.
A dildo probably would. Because you first have to know HOW to use a gun.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 12:38 PM (4RRDi)
Gabbard may not have the resting bitch faces, but she's a bitch nevertheless.
At one point she was on the VA oversight committee, during the time in which the huge lethal malfeasance and gaps of care for vets under Obama were first coming to light, and she casually blew off a key hearing on those abuses because she wanted to go surfing.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 12, 2015 12:38 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 12, 2015 12:38 PM (D/JIr)
Posted by: jwest at October 12, 2015 12:38 PM (Zs4uk)
Watch out! She's armed!! *bzzzzz*
Posted by: Count de Monet<<<
Those things are deadly... we'll die laughing.
Posted by: potential criminals at October 12, 2015 12:39 PM (ECrmY)
Following their Hart To Hart remake with a gay couple, Sony TV is rebooting another classic 1970s drama series from the Spelling-Goldberg catalog, Fantasy Island.
The new take shakes up the original concept about a tropical island where people pay to go and live out their fantasies. Gone is the island where both series were set, with Fantasy Island is now the name of a company that designs and executes fantasies for clients. In another major change, the enigmatic Fantasy Island owner Mr. Roarke, played by Ricardo Montalban in the previous versions, will be a woman.
The new Fantasy Island centers on a brilliant, dynamic and sexy woman who runs a San Francisco-based company that provides clients with his or her most intimate, dark or outlandish fantasy. Like the original series, each episode is expected to chronicle two fantasies, with an overarching serialized arc involving Roarke and her personal life.
Deadline.com
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 12, 2015 12:39 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: GBruno at October 12, 2015 12:39 PM (u49WF)
439 "UT Austin"
Yes.
They say because dildos would do as much good as a gun at defending themselves against a gunman. Because they are idiots.
Posted by: Lauren at October 12, 2015 12:35 PM (bYGAR)
Was at the North Cal. Ren Faire last weekend...
and a young woman asked what sword I was carrying...
I told her 'its a Rapier'....
It started all kind of weird Rape jokes...
It was sad that Rape seemed to be on their minds...
Posted by: BB Wolf at October 12, 2015 12:39 PM (qh617)
So a bunch of idiot at UT are bringing dildos to class to protest
campus carry...for some reason that makes no sense to anyone at all.
Posted by: Lauren at October 12, 2015 12:31 PM (bYGAR)
That sounds sexy but the imagination is always much more perfect than reality.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 12, 2015 12:40 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 12, 2015 12:40 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Lauren at October 12, 2015 12:40 PM (bYGAR)
guns, when Charles Whitman was stopped by armed students on their very
campus, is delicious.
It would be more delicious if they had an inkling about it.
Posted by: rickb22
But, that was like more than two weeks ago, dude. They didn't even have iFads then. What cavemen!
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic what's dead at October 12, 2015 12:40 PM (/Ho8c)
Trust me. My concealed carry gun will ONLY ever be used to protect me or mine.
Wouldn't want to ruin someone's utopia.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 12:40 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: UT Coed at October 12, 2015 12:41 PM (vL2IH)
Funnily, most of these girls will keep a bat next to their doors, thinking that somehow they'll be able to bring a club to bear in a hallway.
But these wilting flowers require a big, strong, man to save them rather than take responsibility for their own safety.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 12:41 PM (CGjum)
Posted by: Arizona meteor at October 12, 2015 11:35 AM (9mTYi)
You have any idea how much Bondo it'll take to fix that dent? I seen it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2015 12:41 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 12:25 PM (gf8BH)
Because a Republican can not win in HI.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 12:41 PM (t2KH5)
20th Century Fox has acquired Ascension, a Shannon Triplett spec script that is taking shape as a potential film for Matthew Vaughn to direct and produce.
Its a big sci-fi action disaster tentpole that follows a scientist who must save the world after gravity is erased from the Earths atmosphere.
Deadline.com
Man, hate when that happens.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 12, 2015 12:42 PM (kdS6q)
The original protest was over dildos being illegal in Texas, while guns are not.
I think you could say they went off half-cocked on this one.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 12:42 PM (xq1UY)
I've gotten that before.
What I said in response was that when I was confronted with a feral tweaker prying open a back window with a tire iron at three o'clock in the morning, my penis _did in fact_ immediately shrink into near insignificance, and that my balls both made a determined attempt to retreat up to hide behind my appendix.
So I concluded that trying to use said penis and balls as weapons against the intruder was probably not a good plan, and I went and got my 9mm instead. Which, wouldn't you know it, caused the tweaker to flee at once. I don't think displaying the dick would have produced the same outcome.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 12, 2015 12:43 PM (noWW6)
If they are OPENLY carrying dildos?
They have a huge misunderstanding of what CONCEALED carry means...
Posted by: BB Wolf at October 12, 2015 12:43 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Nathen Filgrim at October 12, 2015 12:43 PM (HaiVK)
Chris Geidner
A few minutes ago, in 1998, Matthew Shepard died. Rest in peace, Matthew.
I will never forget Judy Shepard's statement: "Go home, give your kids a hug, and don"
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I tell my kids - dont sell meth. And if you do sell meth, dont cheat your supplier.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 12:44 PM (iQIUe)
Yeah because we just can't get enough male homosexuality on primetime TV
Sony TV is rebooting another classic 1970s drama series from the Spelling-Goldberg catalog, Fantasy Island.
I think they already did an FI reboot awhile back with Malcom McDowell doing the Roarke role, didn't they? How did that do?
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 12, 2015 12:44 PM (j6Vln)
Do we have a "mansplaining" equivalent word for something like that yet?"
A Modern Man's got to know his limitations.
Posted by: Slightly Disheveled Harry at October 12, 2015 12:44 PM (nSW/N)
Which is stupid because dildos aren't illegal in texas. It's just illegal to sell the unless you call them "novelties".
Posted by: Lauren at October 12, 2015 12:45 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 12, 2015 12:45 PM (KkliO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2015 12:45 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Slightly Disheveled Harry at October 12, 2015 12:44 PM (nSW/N)<<<
Oh, we do. Only one small pumpkin spice latte a week. It goes straight to the hips.
Posted by: a Modern Man at October 12, 2015 12:46 PM (ECrmY)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2015 12:46 PM (lVU49)
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That's a lot! Beach or no beach. And I would never spend millions of bucks on a house with no grass the dog can poop on. It's a deal breaker!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 12:46 PM (iQIUe)
Meh, Tea-sippers. I don't actually expect any better of them.
I sometimes have a fantasy where my *job* is to go into different situations and pretend to try to kill everyone (obviously, the cops would have to know about this in advance, 'cause I don't want to get shot) just to show people how stupid "Gun Free Zones" and "shelter in place" really are.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 12:47 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Garrett at October 12, 2015 12:48 PM (vL2IH)
serious physics fail...
Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2015 12:46 PM (lVU49)<<<
It'll be fine. I'm acting as the #Science consultant.
Posted by: Neil DeAss Tyson at October 12, 2015 12:48 PM (ECrmY)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 12, 2015 12:48 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 12:48 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: GBruno at October 12, 2015 12:48 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 12:49 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 12, 2015 12:49 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2015 12:49 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 12:49 PM (iQIUe)
Survived less than a season, IIRC.
The problem is that Fantasy Island really only works with a Judeao-Christian morality view of the world, and HWood rejects that premise.
Fantasy Island was all about how indulging your selfish (and usually immoral) fantasies would actually be bad for you. "Careful what you wish for," sort of thing. But the good post-modernist does not believe in all that stuff, so it falls flat.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 12:49 PM (kff5f)
Today, and today only, nothing happened.
The media can not manufacture news out of nothing happened.
Posted by: Nathen Filgrim at October 12, 2015 12:50 PM (HaiVK)
Posted by: GBruno at October 12, 2015 12:50 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 12:50 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Garrett
Mr. Garrett, your agonizer, please.
Posted by: Bearded Spock from parallel universe at October 12, 2015 12:50 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 12, 2015 12:51 PM (mcm0N)
I still have mine.
And the M,D,&M is awesome. They started going downhill when they added Craig Frost, IMO.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 12, 2015 12:51 PM (LUgeY)
aka Grand a Funk Railroad?
Lawrence Welk's cover of American Band. Take it away, Myron.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 12:37 PM (xq1UY)
My ATF Welk cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8tdmaEhMHE
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 12, 2015 12:51 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 12, 2015 12:45 PM (KkliO)
I would not be so sure about that at all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 12, 2015 12:52 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2015 12:52 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2015 12:52 PM (JO9+V)
Seriously. How embarrassing to lose to t.u. this of all years. I'm pretty sure a good HS team could beat them this year.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 12:53 PM (kff5f)
"Did you bring your dildo, incase there is a shooting?"
Posted by: Nathen Filgrim at October 12, 2015 12:53 PM (HaiVK)
SICKENING: Arab terrorist exits his home today equipped with 3 firebombs in Chawara area ready to attack Israelis.
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Terrible if one blows up while you're wearing it...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 12:54 PM (iQIUe)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ltf7psf
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2015 12:12 PM (9mTYi)
I have probably seen that mountain, since I have driven through those passes. I have certainly seen the Big Rock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2015 12:54 PM (0yhH4)
"Where they burn dildos, eventually they'll burn people."
I think Ace is testing our determination to hit 1k posts on magnolias and adult novelties.
Posted by: GBruno at October 12, 2015 12:54 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 12:55 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 12, 2015 12:55 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 12, 2015 12:55 PM (j6Vln)
Posted by: GBruno at October 12, 2015 12:56 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 12, 2015 12:56 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 12, 2015 12:57 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 12:57 PM (CGjum)
"Where they burn dildos, eventually they'll burn people."
It was his cousins, Big Red & Thor that said it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2015 12:57 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 12, 2015 12:59 PM (rwI+c)
Robberies up 23 percent in San Francisco. Property theft up 11 percent in Los Angeles. Certain categories of crime rising 20 percent in Lake Tahoe, 36 percent in La Mirada, 22 percent in Chico and 68 percent in Desert Hot Springs.
http://goo.gl/bF3HbM
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 12, 2015 12:59 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2015 12:26 PM (0yhH4)
Correct. The name/acronym for the Shah's domestic security agency was SAVAK.
Posted by: HTL at October 12, 2015 01:00 PM (NAWno)
Posted by: GBruno at October 12, 2015 12:56 PM (u49WF)
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If they ever do find it, it'll be bigger news than finding life on Mars. And you can take that to the bank.
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2015 01:00 PM (Fmupd)
As a Commiefornian, I have observed that our affluent limousine-liberal locales like Malibu (and Palo Alto and Pacific Heights and whatnot) for some reason never get around to having a bunch of Section 8 HUD hood rat housing plopped down on them.
Purely an oversight, you can be sure.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 12, 2015 01:00 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 12, 2015 12:57 PM (CGjum)
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Completely agree.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 12, 2015 01:01 PM (Xa4vS)
I didn't understand any of it.
Posted by: Nathen Filgrim at October 12, 2015 01:03 PM (HaiVK)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 12, 2015 01:03 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at October 12, 2015 01:04 PM (06b4v)
Posted by: Nathen Filgrim at October 12, 2015 01:04 PM (HaiVK)
And in the case of SFPD, those are some of the most aggressively pencil-whipped numbers you will ever see from any major metro police force.
Near as I can figure, it's unofficial but strictly enforced departmental policy to compel beat officers to write as few reports as they can get away with.
I've heard SF beat cops present ridiculous and completely unfactual excuses like "we can only write up theft if it's grand theft, otherwise it's between you and your insurance company".
They even have described one plainly obvious murder case as a suicide. Gotta keep those numbers looking good and the tourists and techies coming in.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 12, 2015 01:04 PM (noWW6)
http://bit.ly/1RCK5kQ
Is it my imagination, or is Hillary! approaching Helen Thomas levels of ugliness?
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 12, 2015 01:05 PM (j6Vln)
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2015 01:05 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2015 01:06 PM (JO9+V)
If they ever do find it, it'll be bigger news than finding life on Mars. And you can take that to the bank.
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2015 01:00 PM
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39 sets of identical twins, one being straight and one being gay, cannot find any difference, and the lead researcher is still being poked at for trying to fudge the data.
Not that it matters.
(Sorry, just had to throw that in)
Posted by: GBruno at October 12, 2015 01:07 PM (u49WF)
LA Times: The Democratic National
Committeesaid the event had approximately 200 supporters who
were contributing up to $33,400 a person to attend.
Don't forget the press was all excited he was visiting Oregon to pay his respects to the parents and faculty of the college...Oh, and to raise lots of money.
Posted by: Colin at October 12, 2015 01:10 PM (Espnc)
Is it my imagination, or is Hillary! approaching Helen Thomas levels of ugliness?
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 12, 2015 01:05 PM
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Bitterness, hate, and vicious ambition will manifest itself externally every time.
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2015 01:10 PM (Fmupd)
And yet they called Mengele a monster.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2015 01:12 PM (xq1UY)
Another reason why Aggies rule and Bevos drool.
Posted by: Slightly Disheveled Harry at October 12, 2015 01:16 PM (nSW/N)
Thanks for the reply about the glock, I will apps the info on
Posted by: Cicero Skip at October 12, 2015 01:27 PM (FIrEF)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at October 12, 2015 01:55 PM (OmBeX)
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