Morning Thread (10-6-2015)

Late start this morning. You're all due a refund.

Posted by: Andy at 08:14 AM




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1 Content!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 08:15 AM (VPLuQ)

2 Send it to Vic.

Posted by: steveegg at October 06, 2015 08:15 AM (cL79m)

3 Your refund will consist of a doubling of your chocolate rationing to 20 grams a day. Up from 40

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 06, 2015 08:15 AM (dOD0J)

4 Just what America needs, a fresh start!

Posted by: MTF at October 06, 2015 08:15 AM (WoSlu)

5 Willowed! As I was saying. Magical thinking + politics = the modern left.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2015 08:15 AM (J+mig)

6 Double the content or no money back...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 08:16 AM (g8Hfr)

7 Content?

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2015/10/best-academic-abstract-ever.php

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 08:16 AM (C6cTZ)

8 Dammit, just in time to shut it down and go pretend I still work for a living.

Posted by: Smaulz at October 06, 2015 08:17 AM (g+jFF)

9 Yay! I am not that far behind after all.

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 08:17 AM (ftVQq)

10 Link to news links on ONT


http://bit.ly/1NiQaEg

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 08:18 AM (t2KH5)

11 Mattel produces a hi-tech View Master

http://www.ufunk.net/en/gadgets/view-master-mattel/

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 08:18 AM (C6cTZ)

12 OK then, time to finish the last two "S's"


BBL

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 08:18 AM (jJRIy)

13 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 08:16 AM (C6cTZ)

Comrade Anna, YOU shall know the truth, and the truth shall set ME free!

Posted by: Vladimir Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 08:19 AM (ftVQq)

14 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 08:16 AM (C6cTZ)
Can't stop laughing. That was awesome. Thank you for sharing.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2015 08:19 AM (J+mig)

15 On the plus side, a recent Gaucher poll here in Maryland puts Hillary at a solid 47% as the preferred Democratic candidate.

They couldn't find enough Republicans to hold a statistically valid poll forRepublican candidates.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 08:21 AM (VPLuQ)

16 8
Dammit, just in time to shut it down and go pretend I still work for a living.

Posted by: Smaulz

Ditto, the phone calls are hitting...

Laters...

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at October 06, 2015 08:21 AM (4pjhs)

17 I self identified as willow and we got the EMT! It really does work! Ok, back to being Caitlyn.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 08:21 AM (tLB7E)

18 I'd like my refund in feathers

Posted by: Ruth at October 06, 2015 08:22 AM (oo88B)

19 OK, since I was willowed. Why was killers mom living in Roseberg OR?





91% white, .05% Black. How did she get there?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 08:22 AM (jJRIy)

20 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 08:18 AM (C6cTZ)

I A friend senses a very profitable crossover market with the Mattel Barbie line!

Posted by: Vladimir Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 08:23 AM (ftVQq)

21
5Willowed! As I was saying. Magical thinking + politics = the modern left.

I'd say the Modern left is more a combination of these two phrases.
-"Rules for thee, not for me."
and
-"Death for thee, not for me."

Posted by: Hikaru at October 06, 2015 08:23 AM (WDCYi)

22 10
Link to news links on ONT



Meta.

Posted by: Mortimer at October 06, 2015 08:24 AM (0dcbp)

23 18
I'd like my refund in feathers

Posted by: Ruth at October 06, 2015 08:22 AM (oo88B)

I'll bring the tar!

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2015 08:24 AM (J+mig)

24 So it turns out that in a world of suffering, ivory tower bullshitting is useless.

IT'S PEER REVIEWED!!!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 06, 2015 08:25 AM (659DL)

25 Good morning

Posted by: Bigby's Polish Wind-up Toy at October 06, 2015 08:26 AM (3ZtZW)

26 Thought that would bring a chuckle of grim satisfaction to the Horde. The comments are funneh also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 08:27 AM (C6cTZ)

27 Posted by: Hikaru at October 06, 2015 08:23 AM (WDCYi)

I think the third rule is

"Prosperity for me, equality for thee!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 08:27 AM (ftVQq)

28 >>Content?

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2015/10/best-academic-abstract-ever.php

Heh. Had me until 1(D)...Now I want to read the whole thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 08:27 AM (NOIQH)

29 I'd say the Modern left is more a combination of these two phrases.
-"Rules for thee, not for me."
and
-"Death for thee, not for me."


Three actually,
- "Gimme your stuff."

Posted by: V the K at October 06, 2015 08:27 AM (O7MnT)

30 I just read a story over at Gateway Pundit about a hoax tweet that went out to feminists, telling them to piss their pants and post the pics for equality.

Guess what? Many of them did.

There is no level of depravity into which these people will not descend to affirm their make-believe victimhood. Disgusting.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 06, 2015 08:28 AM (vg8iE)

31 Stuff for me and not for thee?

Posted by: Bigby's Polish Wind-up Toy at October 06, 2015 08:28 AM (3ZtZW)

32 Another execution scheduled in TX. This guy shot a man in the head 4x so he could rob him of a lousy 8 bucks. He said he didnt mean to kill him. Right.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 08:28 AM (iQIUe)

33 Refund?! You'll get nothing and like it!

Posted by: Judge Smails at October 06, 2015 08:28 AM (KrAjA)

34 Just so you don't think that the stupid in Baltimore is all one particular race.

http://cbsloc.al/1j9rIIO

Lead Paint Chips...
Bet you can't eat just one!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 08:29 AM (VPLuQ)

35 There is no level of depravity into which these people will not descend to affirm their make-believe victimhood. Disgusting.


Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 06, 2015 08:28 AM (vg8iE)

Set phasers to humiliate.

Posted by: Captain Kirk at October 06, 2015 08:29 AM (J+mig)

36 Platinum membership means nothing anymore.

Posted by: Idiocracy is a documentary at October 06, 2015 08:29 AM (2gGwJ)

37 >>> telling them to piss their pants and post the pics for equality.

Pee Challenge?

Posted by: Bigby's Polish Wind-up Toy at October 06, 2015 08:29 AM (3ZtZW)

38

They couldn't find enough Republicans to hold a statistically valid poll forRepublican candidates.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 08:21 AM (VPLuQ)
_______________________

What difference, at this point, does it make?1//1!!?!!?111/!?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 06, 2015 08:30 AM (HSmrB)

39 Please send your refund to me. Because this message has 10 -e's in it.

Posted by: Jeb! at October 06, 2015 08:31 AM (sOhww)

40 34 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 08:29 AM (VPLuQ)

The idiocy ain't about race and never has been.

The idiocy is about collectivism and political creed.

Donkey believes the government runs on no overhead and that you can add an infinite level of hands dipping into the till and wind up with more money at the end of the day.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 08:31 AM (g8Hfr)

41 Was it NeverGiveUup who said the Kevin McCarthy gaffe was a big nothing burger? Guess what pal? You was wrong. Remember, if a Republican does it the make believe media will beat it to death! It's not fair, but then again, politics isn't judged on fairness.

Posted by: Derp Williams at October 06, 2015 08:31 AM (2X7pN)

42 tweet that went out to feminists, telling them to piss their pants and post the pics for equality.

#StandWithHillary!

Posted by: t-bird at October 06, 2015 08:31 AM (9mTYi)

43 Today's a great day! Our Senate will pass TPP today, thereby guaranteeing prosperity for America's workers!

Posted by: Wesley Mouche at October 06, 2015 08:31 AM (u5gzz)

44 36
Platinum membership means nothing anymore.

Posted by: Idiocracy is a documentary at October 06, 2015 08:29 AM (2gGwJ)

So true.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 08:31 AM (jJRIy)

45 telling them to piss their pants and post the pics for equality

How in the hell would that be a call for equality?

They are deranged.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 06, 2015 08:31 AM (659DL)

46 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 08:21 AM (VPLuQ)

Isn't true that in MD the ballots only contain D or S choices?

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 08:31 AM (ftVQq)

47 answering that age old question: What the hell's a buckeye anyway?

I always thought he was that little black kid on Our Gang.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at October 06, 2015 08:32 AM (rnH8X)

48 39
Please send your refund to me. Because this message has 10 -e's in it.

Posted by: Jeb! at October 06, 2015 08:31 AM (sOhww)

This will be considered, if you can rephrase your message, including the name, using whole words, without using the letter e.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2015 08:32 AM (J+mig)

49
Refund plus the vig, buster. That's 3 big ones... in cash!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 06, 2015 08:32 AM (VLTL9)

50 n the plus side, a recent Gaucher poll here in Maryland puts Hillary at a solid 47% as the preferred Democratic candidate.
_______________________

Surprised it's not 100%, since she's been telling all the hispanic illegal alien promoters that she thinks Obama didn't go far enough with his illegal and unconstitutional executive orders for amnesty, and that if she's elected president, she'll trash the constitution even more than Barky has and issue even more illegal, unconstitutional, unilateral executive amnesty orders!

What's not to love about that, right Maryland? You people didn't need jobs anyway, right? And you can always use more violent crime, not to mention higher taxes to pay for all those Spanish-speaking, remedial school teachers you'll need to hire, and all those new prisons you'll need to build!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 06, 2015 08:32 AM (a31sM)

51 32 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 08:28 AM (iQIUe)

I swear yo honuh I thought gunshot wounds to the head were medicinal....

//TX Amateur Brain Surgeon

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 08:32 AM (g8Hfr)

52 Donkey believes the government runs on no
overhead and that you can add an infinite level of hands dipping into
the till and wind up with more money at the end of the day.


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 08:31 AM (g8Hfr)

Magical thinking + politics = The Donkey.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2015 08:32 AM (J+mig)

53 Platinum membership means nothing anymore.

Posted by: Idiocracy is a documentary at October 06, 2015 08:29 AM (2gGwJ)

So true.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 08:31 AM (jJRIy)


You guys quit griping. I still have my deed for one of the Jovian moons.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 06, 2015 08:33 AM (659DL)

54 I swear yo honuh I thought gunshot wounds to the head were medicinal....

//TX Amateur Brain Surgeon


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 08:32 AM (g8Hfr)

Sounds legit to me.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Dr. McCoy at October 06, 2015 08:34 AM (J+mig)

55 who said the Kevin McCarthy gaffe

I think his 'gaffe' is carefully timed to get him into the Speakership.

Posted by: t-bird at October 06, 2015 08:34 AM (9mTYi)

56 I'm not even sure what I should say here. Any advice?

Posted by: John F Not Kerry (@jfd1965onTwitter) at October 06, 2015 08:34 AM (7EATr)

57


DAY 1,065

398 to go (471 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.




Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2015 08:34 AM (St6BJ)

58 Interesting...

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/10/
was_the_oregon_mass_shooting_an_islamist_attempt_to_assassinate_alek_skarlatos.html

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 08:34 AM (NOIQH)

59 Posted by: Wesley Mouche at October 06, 2015 08:31 AM (u5gzz)


For some reason, I keep getting the feeling that our sincerely conservative principled Republican Senate leadership has been in on the TPP "fix" since day one!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 08:35 AM (ftVQq)

60 You guys quit griping. I still have my deed for one of the Jovian moons.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 06, 2015 08:33 AM (659DL)

Since I've won the identity wars (by claiming I identify as the Emperor of the Universe), show me the certificate and I'll make you a Duke.

Posted by: Cato Augustus, Imperator Mundi at October 06, 2015 08:35 AM (J+mig)

61 Magical thinking + politics = The Donkey.

And then you end up with a donkey dead due to OD, cf Bachelor Party

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 08:35 AM (C6cTZ)

62 Urathlon? With a golden shower medal as the prize? No thanks, and stay away from my Wheaties.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 08:35 AM (tLB7E)

63

Trump was on the last half hour of Levin yesterday. Say what you will, the guy is no dope and he acquitted himself well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2015 08:35 AM (St6BJ)

64 CNN: Trump told supporters "you can't get hurt with extreme weather," as he
dismissed President Barack Obama's argument that extreme weather as a
result of climate change poses a threat to America..

CNN say Trump is a laugh a minute, hes so far off the mark. Obama knows best.

Posted by: Colin at October 06, 2015 08:35 AM (Espnc)

65 I was reading the previous post about over-the-top Christians and how they're just as humorless and unpleasant to be around as strident atheists. Case in point: my best friend in childhood was not allowed to watch Godzilla movies because it contained the word "God". Yeah, sleepovers at his house really made those long winter evenings fly...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 06, 2015 08:35 AM (ppaKI)

66 65 Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 06, 2015 08:35 AM (ppaKI)

Sleepovers at Casa Reid consist of engaging in Sarkeesian like rants wondering why Gorjira ain't down with the feminist struggle....

and dead kids in the crawl space....

so there's that barrel of monkeys.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 08:37 AM (g8Hfr)

67 Posted by: t-bird at October 06, 2015 08:34 AM (9mTYi)


The "fix" is in there as well!

Give those peasants a glimmer of hope every now and again, before you crush them like the insects they are!

Posted by: Vladimir McConnell at October 06, 2015 08:38 AM (ftVQq)

68 I can't imagine why the Modern SportsMan objects to just a little more gun control. I mean, it's only just a teeny little bit more*.

*That doesn't impact my life. Yet.

Posted by: Proudobamavoting Loudmouth Obese Democrat Shotgunner at October 06, 2015 08:38 AM (iIVyq)

69 I swear to God, my neighborhood has more Mexican's with leaf blower than any other in the world.




Everyday. EVERYDAY.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 08:38 AM (jJRIy)

70 Please don't miss Dr. Thomas Sowell's recent piece, "Charlatans and Sheep". Available widely.
Then consider the implications of culture re: current GOPe 'leadership", and the blood-drinking Libertarian Senate candidate from FL (the guy with the made-up name).
Thank you.
That is all.

Posted by: Joao, but in Brussells (but in WI) at October 06, 2015 08:39 AM (9Py5z)

71 Posted by: Proudobamavoting Loudmouth Obese Democrat Shotgunner at October 06, 2015 08:38 AM (iIVyq)

Besides, all reasonable people agree that just a "little" bit more commonsense gun control will solve the problem!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 08:40 AM (ftVQq)

72 What would really, really work is simply making murder illegal. That would even stop "necklace" murders.

Posted by: Common Sense Guy at October 06, 2015 08:42 AM (9Py5z)

73 And knife attacks, too!

Posted by: Common Sense Guy at October 06, 2015 08:42 AM (9Py5z)

74 I'd say the Modern left is more a combination of these two phrases.
-"Rules for thee, not for me."
and
-"Death for thee, not for me."

Three actually,
- "Gimme your stuff."


Four,
"FYNQ".

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 08:43 AM (QX0Xt)

75 And knife attacks, too!

Thank you Comrade Captain Obvious...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 08:43 AM (C6cTZ)

76 I know, I know. Let's make crime illegal!

Posted by: Very Concerned Citizen at October 06, 2015 08:43 AM (J+mig)

77 VIA, do you think the anti-republican attitude here in the people's republic of maryland has changed with the popularity of our new R-governor.

Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 08:44 AM (ZDJwC)

78 Why stop a "murder", "guns", "knives, etc. Just pass legislation outlawing all crime. Done. Utopia!!!

Posted by: Derp Williams at October 06, 2015 08:44 AM (2X7pN)

79
Wooooo-Hooooo

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 06, 2015 08:44 AM (HSmrB)

80 We aren't a nation of white puritans anymore. Shame and closeness of community doesn't keep people in check as it once might have. It's legal to crush skulls of defenseless babies but omg hookers!! Legalize prostitution. It's legal in Latin and ME countries. Aren't we majority Latin and ME anyways.

Freaks like the Portland turd and Ted Bundy the same. Unloved. Getting with a prostitute satisfies some of the love issues. Intimacy, primal urges get addressed. No chance of this happening because the last thing litigious leftists want are solutions unless it is for a small cabal of better angels to lord over the mongrel masses.

Posted by: Lucky at October 06, 2015 08:45 AM (UrA3P)

81 D@mn, VCC. You stole my thunder! If I wouldn't get banned I write nasty things about you in this comment! [shakes fist in air]

Posted by: Derp Williams at October 06, 2015 08:46 AM (2X7pN)

82 That's why Obamacare will fail. It is so obvious!
They didn't outlaw suffering and death like they should've.

Posted by: Common Sense Guy at October 06, 2015 08:46 AM (9Py5z)

83 the last thing litigious leftists want are solutions unless it is for a
small cabal of better angels to lord over the mongrel masses.

Posted by: Lucky at October 06, 2015 08:45 AM (UrA3P)


That's all it's about and that's all it's ever been about. Ruling elite and starving peasants. That's what they're fixated on, and they're not going to give up until they get their unearned rank, titles, and bullshit honors for doing nothing.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2015 08:47 AM (J+mig)

84 We've always been at war with Uranus.

Posted by: Wesley Mouche at October 06, 2015 08:47 AM (u5gzz)

85 Oregon telling Gaylord to keep his classless ass the hell away from victim's funerals.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 06, 2015 08:48 AM (oVJmc)

86 85 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 06, 2015 08:48 AM (oVJmc)

Ogabe and Plugz both love coffin dancing...

http://tinyurl.com/olumabj

Tepid Air-Biden himself leaked "son's dying wish" to MoDo

"Biden values" (which involve serial groping, plagarism, and racism)

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 08:51 AM (g8Hfr)

87 Wanna see my idea for a "Sun Dial"? I mean, what's a guy gotta do to stay in the news cycle around here?

Posted by: Clock Boy at October 06, 2015 08:52 AM (mxCgt)

88 CC Sabathia checked into rehab on the first day of the MLB playoffs. Can you imagine doing that in an ordinary job? I'm sure Joe Lunchpail would be bucking for a promotion after giving his boss the good news.

Posted by: Derp Williams at October 06, 2015 08:52 AM (2X7pN)

89 I disagree (surprise!) with the Mother Jones sidebar article-

I think this latest push to anonymize mass shooters/killers/terrorists is coming hard from the left because-

they realize that every time a shooting/attack happens it almost always comes from their side of the aisle (leftard, jihadist, illegal alien, insane)-

and this interferes with their attempt to create an atmosphere of fear against (white, Christian, conservative) gun-owners who could at any second kill you with their scary scary evil guns!!!!!


Instead of less information, we need more info and of a specific kind-

almost everyone of these nutjobs was...well...a nutjob and a loser.

Don't show their smirking photo with a gun- show the loseriest, most wimpy, gamma-male-tastib picture of them you can find.

Publicize their multiple personal and public failures over the years, opining on what little wormy losers these pitiful fucks are.

Open his psychiatric records and let the world see the maggots squirming in his brain.

Find the type of porn this clown was using and publicize the sleaziest aspect of that.

So this a few times, and I guarantee, there will be few if indeed no copycats.

This would be especially effective, IMHO, against jihadists. and should be part of "the war on terror".


But yeah, no. Anonymizing these jackoffs just feeds into the progtard media efforts to ban guns.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 06, 2015 08:52 AM (KUa85)

90 >> What the hell's a buckeye anyway?

Those peanut butter things

Posted by: Bigby's Polish Wind-up Toy at October 06, 2015 08:53 AM (3ZtZW)

91 After the Kulturkrieg has ended, will Ogabe have to go on the radio, Hirohito-like, and solemnly admit that he is not, after all, a god?

Posted by: Joao, but in Brussells (but in WI) at October 06, 2015 08:53 AM (9Py5z)

92 Now, if you had ideas about snack food control, I might start getting upset enough to get up and do something*... but then rock myself to sleep trying to get out of my recliner.

*and by "do something", I mean post inflammatory online harangues at complete strangers.

Posted by: Proudobamavoting Loudmouth Obese Democrat Shotgunner at October 06, 2015 08:54 AM (iIVyq)

93 http://pointsandfigures.com/2015/10/06/social-spending-social-investing-social-disruption/

Posted by: pointsnfigures at October 06, 2015 08:54 AM (hSpC/)

94 friend senses a very profitable crossover market with the Mattel Barbie line!

-
http://tinyurl.com/qz4cod8

No word on whether PMS is included.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 08:54 AM (ee9LE)

95 Nip Sip, did you figure out your Firefox safe mode problem?

Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 08:54 AM (cbfNE)

96 69
I swear to God, my neighborhood has more Mexican's with leaf blower than any other in the world.

Everyday. EVERYDAY.


Posted by: Nip Sip

Eliminate the trees!
Problem solved!!
I'll take that Jovian moon for payment.

PS... Doing the jobs Americans will not!!!

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at October 06, 2015 08:54 AM (4pjhs)

97 >>They didn't outlaw suffering and death like they should've.

Oh, but they want that! For example, people who smoke should suffer and die for their filthy habits! Same with fatties and crank oldies! Just look at the UK's NHS and see how healthcare can be used to vamoose the current "out" group with the Left.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 08:55 AM (NOIQH)

98
I think his 'gaffe' is carefully timed to get him into the Speakership.


Pre-leadership fail is necessary for a Republican House Speakership.

Posted by: Derp Williams at October 06, 2015 08:55 AM (2X7pN)

99 they realize that every time a shooting/attack happens it almost always comes from their side of the aisle

New slogan idea: "If You Can't Trust Us With Guns, How Can You Trust Us With Votes?" ... no, that's not going to work

Posted by: Teh Left at October 06, 2015 08:55 AM (mxCgt)

100 91 After the Kulturkrieg has ended, will Ogabe have to go on the radio, Hirohito-like, and solemnly admit that he is not, after all, a god?
Posted by: Joao, but in Brussells (but in WI) at October 06, 2015 08:53 AM (9Py5z)

Why would he do that? His side is winning! He can be a god-king soon.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at October 06, 2015 08:55 AM (RD7QR)

101 Oregon telling Gaylord to keep his classless ass the hell away from victim's funerals.

-
He will be there Friday.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 08:56 AM (ee9LE)

102 "VIA, do you think the anti-republican attitude here in the people's republic of maryland has changed with the popularity of our new R-governor.
"

Hey Timon!

I don't honestly know.

I do as k and pay attention to Little VIA's interactions with his classmates in High School.


Interestingly, his experiences around the Senior Lunch Table is that the kids are feeling lied to, and undereducated by the embracing of Common Core, and the overall agenda of social justice and economic equality.
Gun control is an issue that they seem to be pushing back against as well.

On the adult side, I think that the ongoing Freddy Gray unpleasantness is opening some eyes which preferred to remain blinded.

Interesting times in the Peoples Democratic Republik.

And Mrs VIA and I are signed up to be Election Judges again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 08:56 AM (VPLuQ)

103 I expect Hillary to call for the Benghazi committee to move her testimony up to this week or the next.

Also, she will take every interview invitation available now that she has her outrage speech nailed.

Posted by: jwest at October 06, 2015 08:56 AM (Zs4uk)

104 101 Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 08:56 AM (ee9LE)

Giggles didn't go to Cali for Katie Steinele's funeral though "oddly enough."

I do wish one of the victims would point out that if Ogabe had a son he'd look just like Harper-Mercer.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 08:57 AM (g8Hfr)

105 Also, she will take every interview invitation available now that she has her outrage speech nailed.


Do you blame her? It's manna from heaven for her sorry @$$!

Posted by: Derp Williams at October 06, 2015 08:59 AM (2X7pN)

106 A friend sent me this riddle that, at first I had taken as a parable of our times.
Then I had a rational thought:

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop-off.

On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to
overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation ?



Answer:

Get off the merry-go-round

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2015 09:01 AM (3pRHP)

107 Was the Oregon shooter' s black? I heard he was British, but haven't seen any pix.

Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 09:01 AM (cbfNE)

108 I was reading the previous post about over-the-top Christians and how they're just as humorless and unpleasant to be around as strident atheists. Case in point: my best friend in childhood was not allowed to watch Godzilla movies because it contained the word "God". Yeah, sleepovers at his house really made those long winter evenings fly...

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The mom of one of the kids Mrs. Snark works with criticized her for saying "oh my gosh" because gosh is just a other way of saying God.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 09:01 AM (ee9LE)

109 So what are we doing? The exact opposite of what needs to be done. We are shaming unsure, nonconfident men for looking at a woman. I predict this is going to get worse. The message from the media is teh Gay! I imagine most males don't do well mentally after experiencing the 'love' of another male. Awkward males in the US are pretty much screwed. Just saying.

Liberals have permanently fu ked this country.

Posted by: Lucky at October 06, 2015 09:02 AM (pK8h7)

110 Shooter' s dad

Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 09:02 AM (cbfNE)

111 I like Merry-go-rounds

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo. Paste sticks for all my friends at October 06, 2015 09:02 AM (VPLuQ)

112 Was the Oregon shooter' s black? I heard he was British, but haven't seen any pix.

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If Obama had a son . . .

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 09:02 AM (ee9LE)

113 http://preview.tinyurl.com/pm3nzpl
Embrace him!

Posted by: No god but man at October 06, 2015 09:02 AM (9Py5z)

114 Since it keeps coming up a buckeye is a tree that produces a nut also called a buckeye. Those nuts are about an inch in diameter and are round. They used to be common when I was a kid. They were considered to be "lucky" in a manner similar to a rabbit's foot.


But they have gone out of style and I haven't seen one in decades. You used to be able to buy them from dime stores but those no longer exist and I suspect that the FDA has called a halt to marketing them because they are somewhat toxic.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 09:03 AM (t2KH5)

115


so the Oegon shooter ranted in his manifesto about not having a girlfriend


fuck his father for deflecting responsibility to other people

fuck his mother for not apologizing for not supervising this fucking monster

where is shame. the parents should have jointly done everything in their power to commit this freak and not push blame off on to other people with zero blame in the matter

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 09:03 AM (zOTsN)

116 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 09:03 AM (kff5f)

117 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 09:03 AM (kff5f)

118 107
Was the Oregon shooter' s black? I heard he was British, but haven't seen any pix.

Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 09:01 AM (cbfNE)

He was mixed race like Obama and did originally come from GB.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 09:04 AM (t2KH5)

119 Shooter's dad reported to be British, or a derivative of that.

Shooters mom reported as black

Shooters Birth Certificate reported to list his race as black.

ALL subject to independent verification.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo. Paste sticks for all my friends at October 06, 2015 09:04 AM (VPLuQ)

120 I remember when they would sell actual rabbit's foot key chains.

Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 09:05 AM (cbfNE)

121 Kneel before him!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/2g3g3ue

Posted by: No god but man at October 06, 2015 09:05 AM (9Py5z)

122 surprise, a history textbook is wrong on the slave trade

http://bit.ly/1Ojiy9t

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:05 AM (QqeCN)

123 Oops, forgot the sock change

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 09:05 AM (VPLuQ)

124 Was the Oregon shooter' s black? I heard he was British, but haven't seen any pix.


Black as Obola. With parentage reversed.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 09:05 AM (QX0Xt)

125 Ogabe had a son he'd look just like Harper-Mercer.

I have seen visions of my Blessed Lord Obama's mythical Son resembling Alexander Rozhenko.


Posted by: Proudobamavoting Loudmouth Obese Democrat Shotgunner at October 06, 2015 09:06 AM (iIVyq)

126 Oregon telling Gaylord to keep his classless ass the hell away from victim's funerals.

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He will be there Friday.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 08:56 AM (ee9LE)


But, of course!

There are dead bodies that he can climb on top of for political advantage.

Obama just cares so much!

The dead and their families should be grateful to be his political props!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 06, 2015 09:07 AM (KUa85)

127 120
I remember when they would sell actual rabbit's foot key chains.

Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 09:05 AM (cbfNE)

You can still buy those on the internet.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 09:08 AM (t2KH5)

128 Coverage of guns

... and remember, camera time you give to these gun-toting celebrities
is camera time that our political narcissist "leaders" don't get.

Posted by: Neo at October 06, 2015 09:09 AM (e8kgV)

129 Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:05 AM (QqeCN)

Color me stunned.

I was just re-reading 1632 by Eric Flint, and I was amazed at how wrong he got the Spanish Inquisition. I don't know why I didn't notice originally, but it's like he's reciting a Zinn textbook on the subject.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 09:09 AM (kff5f)

130 Obama didn't go to any of the funerals of the Chattanooga shooting victims, right? Think the CiC might want to be there for military recruiters.

Obama hasn't gone to the funerals of any of the cops recently murdered - the ones inspired by the BLM movement, born out of the Ferguson riots he and Valerie helped whip up.

Didn't go to Chris Kyle's funeral - did he ever even make a statement about it?

Sensing a pattern here....

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 09:09 AM (NOIQH)

131 I remember when they would sell actual rabbit's foot key chains.

Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 09:05 AM (cbfNE)

You can still buy those on the internet.




Pro tip: NEVER buy something listed as "Lucky" when it wasn't lucky for the original owner.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 09:10 AM (QX0Xt)

132 I'll take mine in store credit as long as I can still put it toward my Tin Membership.

Posted by: TJ Camper at October 06, 2015 09:11 AM (7d8Ef)

133 Interestingly, his experiences around the Senior Lunch Table is that the kids are feeling lied to, and undereducated by the embracing of Common Core, and the overall agenda of social justice and economic equality.
Gun control is an issue that they seem to be pushing back against as well.

On the adult side, I think that the ongoing Freddy Gray unpleasantness is opening some eyes which preferred to remain blinded.

Interesting times in the Peoples Democratic Republik.

And Mrs VIA and I are signed up to be Election Judges again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 08:56 AM (VPLuQ)

I'm not sure if I told you earlier but my kids both go to private Catholic schools (I'm sure you can guess which ones based on where I live). I have been pleasantly surprised at the lack of PC bullshit from the teachers. The Administrators still push a little of the "social justice" nonsense.

I have only seen one instance of common core and am always on the lookout for that crap. I pay out the ass but I do without a lot and I made a promise to Mrs. Timon prior to getting married.

I'm around college kids a lot in the summer (friends kids) and I think that the Dem mayors cracking down on things like Uber and Air BnB may just open their eyes as they transition into the working world (if getting robbed of 30-40% of their income in taxes won't).

Which polling site will you be judging?

Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 09:11 AM (ZDJwC)

134 Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 09:03 AM (t2KH5)

Horse Chestnuts....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2015 09:11 AM (Zu3d9)

135 134 Horse Chestnuts....


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2015 09:11 AM (Zu3d9)

Yes, another name for the buckeye.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 09:13 AM (t2KH5)

136 Sensing a pattern here....

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 09:09 AM (NOIQH)



That he's a flat out racist?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 06, 2015 09:14 AM (gW5Vg)

137 >>That he's a flat out racist?


That he sides with the agents of chaos.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 09:16 AM (NOIQH)

138 "Which polling site will you be judging?"


I'll shoot you an e-mail.

Interesting that the Catholic schools seem to be avoiding common core, and the public side is embracing it.
The way Little VIA speaks, there is a definite split between the parents and the kids on this whole "Perfect world through equality" viewpoint.

And the kids he hangs with are asking some serious questions about how exactly does liberalism help to advance our nation.

Almost as if they read the bumpersticker that said "Want to piss your parents off?
Vote Conservative"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 09:17 AM (VPLuQ)

139 I read a couple of those Eric Flint books, and they were much better in theory than practice.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 09:17 AM (5npD/)

140 47 answering that age old question: What the hell's a buckeye anyway?
It can be an inedible type of chestnut OR a delicious fascimile confection made of peanut butter and chocolate.

Both identified with the state of Ohio.

Has some connection to the pioneers but I forget how.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 06, 2015 09:17 AM (oQQwD)

141 Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 08:34 AM (NOIQH)

Thank you for posting that. Interesting indeed. The comments were also eye opening. Occasionally I worry that only people here on Ace or Weasel Zippers or The Conservative Treehouse are paying attention, but that article shows lots of people are connecting the dots.

Posted by: Chillin the most at October 06, 2015 09:17 AM (BI43k)

142
World's First Lesbian Bishop asks Church to Remove Crosses, to Install Muslim Prayer Space

http://bit.ly/1Z3yEaP

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 09:18 AM (iQIUe)

143 AllenG

This is what pisses me off about a lot of righties, how careless they are about "cultural" jobs. When it comes to shaping the sensibility of the next generation and what they perceive as "factual" or "historicals," lefties are eating our lunch every single day.

Some lefty mom at a parent coffee the other day tried to tell me that the Heller decision was a recent and distorted view of what the founders meant by "militia." They didn't mean anything about citizens vs. government! etc.

I had quotations from Washington and Jefferson on my phone to show her. She was stunned.

Take back the schools, or the future is lost.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:18 AM (QqeCN)

144 "First Lesbian Bishop"

That should be your first clue.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:18 AM (QqeCN)

145 I was under the impression that buckeyes were supposed to be good for slingshot ammo. Any truth to that?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 06, 2015 09:19 AM (GDulk)

146 Huh. Got this from a facebook group. Seems appropriate in light of some of the arguments we have here from time to time (read: every day).

http://bit.ly/1OVwAyb

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 09:19 AM (kff5f)

147 Peer reviewed? What if your peers are Gaea worshiping lying assholes?

Posted by: Michael Mann at October 06, 2015 09:20 AM (WAX3V)

148 Pope Frankie the Boehner has proposed a new commandment. To each according to his needs. From each according to his abilities.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 09:20 AM (ee9LE)

149 Oh good. Are morning asshole has shown up.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 06, 2015 09:23 AM (gmaUh)

150 Let's see, my monthly membership fee broken out on a daily basis, prorated for the delay in posting the morning thread...shit, I still get nothin'.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 09:23 AM (2Ojst)

151 A young, female No Borders activist working in a migrant camp on the France-Italy border remained silent about her gang rape by Sudanese migrants for over a month because "the others asked me to keep quiet."

Colleagues are alleged to have said that reporting the crime would set back their struggle for a borderless world.

http://goo.gl/s9cN9c

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 09:23 AM (iQIUe)

152 I read a couple of those Eric Flint books, and they were much better in theory than practice.

Yeah, I liked the first few. Give me the military/action aspect, spare me the 17th century intrigue judged by 21st century moral standards. Especially if you're going to distort what was really going on.

So I liked 1632, I trudged through 1633, and I really liked 1634: Baltic War, but after that I kind of lost interest.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 09:23 AM (kff5f)

153 "OUR" morning asshole.
Need coffee & breakfast.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 06, 2015 09:23 AM (gmaUh)

154 "What do conservatives think they are gaining with this promotion of the one drop rule?"

Birth Certificate is reported to list his race as Black.
But your concern is noted.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 09:24 AM (VPLuQ)

155 Posted by: Mercer is evil at October 06, 2015 09:20 AM (eaYvw)

Someone please hand me the Banhammer of Loving Kindness. I swear I would only use it for good!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 09:24 AM (kff5f)

156 147
<snips>


What do conservatives think they are gaining with this promotion of the one drop rule?

Posted by: Mercer is evil

Pretty sure the one drop rule is null and void when the father is white and mother is black.

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at October 06, 2015 09:24 AM (4pjhs)

157 What the hell's a buckeye anyway?

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A California buckeye requires a trapeze, assless chaps, and a can of Crisco.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 09:24 AM (ee9LE)

158 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 09:24 AM (VPLuQ)

It's Hector, VIA.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 09:24 AM (kff5f)

159 I may be letting my mind run away (very slowly) from me on this, but if I had a million dollars, and that was all of the money that I had, I would bet it on the fact that we will never know the truth about the Oregon shooter.

By now, after a mass murder like the one in OR, we would have already known the contents of the murderers stomach. But what do we know now? This guy could have made the tape that Anus and Shrillery blamed Benghazi on.

There are everyday lawmen out there who know the whole truth about this asshole and my bet is that they have been threatened severely by the Feds to keep their mouths shut. Threats like totalitarian governments make to their people.

Look, if it isn't obvious already, I've lost faith absolutely in our government. I'm just gonna set here and wait for someone to blow the whistle for the games to begin.

Posted by: Mr. Macca Bean at October 06, 2015 09:25 AM (BZAd3)

160 Ah fuck the morning drive by troll?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 06, 2015 09:25 AM (gf8BH)

161 Hector's in.

Yawn.

And stop pushing the Race Carp!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 06, 2015 09:25 AM (oVJmc)

162 Stop quoting the asshole. (And no grammatical errors in that admonishment!)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 06, 2015 09:25 AM (gmaUh)

163
Let's see, my monthly membership fee broken out on a daily basis,
prorated for the delay in posting the morning thread...shit, I still get
nothin'.>>>

It may not be nothin' but please remit your "no math on the blog" fine to the AoSHQ enforcement department.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 06, 2015 09:25 AM (tf9Ne)

164 Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at October 06, 2015 09:24 AM (4pjhs)

How many times must we say it - don't copy and paste the troll comments! Arrrgh!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 09:25 AM (2Ojst)

165 Greetings, Horde.

#freshhell

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 09:25 AM (LUgeY)

166 Stop pushing me.

Posted by: The Race Carp at October 06, 2015 09:26 AM (oVJmc)

167 I know blacks who claim as "family" anyone with any trace of African ancestry. What do they think they're gaining by promoting the one drop rule?

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:26 AM (QqeCN)

168 163 Hector's in.

Yawn.

And stop pushing the Race Carp!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 06, 2015 09:25 AM (oVJmc)

Race Mackerel are OK, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 09:26 AM (2Ojst)

169 Rainbows for everyone!

Posted by: The Peace Trout at October 06, 2015 09:27 AM (gmaUh)

170 Oregon shooters mom is recorded on online forums describing how difficult it is to deal with child with Aspergers.

Another piece of the puzzle.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 06, 2015 09:27 AM (sI4OA)

171 Mercer's race was mixed and his mind was scrambled.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 09:27 AM (ee9LE)

172 What do conservatives think they are gaining with this promotion of the one drop rule?
Posted by: Mercer is evil at October 06, 2015 09:20 AM (eaYvw)


Our president is black. Why are you such a hater.

Posted by: Liberal Arts Major at October 06, 2015 09:27 AM (3pRHP)

173 Smells fishy to me.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 09:27 AM (WAX3V)

174 Hector is downstream from culture.

Posted by: Fehshing Lure at October 06, 2015 09:28 AM (QqeCN)

175 Math is hard!

Posted by: The Eel Economist at October 06, 2015 09:28 AM (gmaUh)

176 I saw Push The Race Carp opening for...

Posted by: t-bird at October 06, 2015 09:28 AM (mxCgt)

177 >>Colleagues are alleged to have said that reporting the crime would set back their struggle for a borderless world.


So sad. I've read this also happens to idealistic young gals who go over to the ME to assist the poor Palestinians, etc. Raped, abused, completely mugged by reality. And it's kept hush hush.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 09:28 AM (NOIQH)

178 Gee, mercer leaves me wanting greg here to spout stupid poll numbers. Well, we'll have to take what we can get.

Posted by: Derp Williams at October 06, 2015 09:28 AM (2X7pN)

179 Race Mackerel are OK, though.

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Holy Mackerels are out.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 09:28 AM (ee9LE)

180 Pan fried race carp is delicious!

Uh, ...or so I've heard. From a friend.

Posted by: Proudobamavoting Loudmouth Obese Democrat Shotgunner at October 06, 2015 09:28 AM (iIVyq)

181 Hector is downstream from culture.
And undoubtedly covered in salmon jizz like Ear Leader.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 06, 2015 09:29 AM (gmaUh)

182 174
Hector is downstream from culture.

Posted by: Fehshing Lure at October 06, 2015 09:28 AM (QqeCN)

And the sewage outfall.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2015 09:29 AM (HalrA)

183 Order of Blame

1. Shooter
2. Mom
3. Dad

No need to go further than that.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:29 AM (QqeCN)

184 Am I herring you right?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 09:29 AM (WAX3V)

185 That banhammer is getting swifter.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 09:29 AM (5npD/)

186 Only animals would race carp.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 06, 2015 09:30 AM (u5gzz)

187 Don't cut/paste Hector's crap into your comments - that ensures it lives on after the ban hammer of loving kindness deletes his posts.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 09:30 AM (NOIQH)

188 Ahhhhh....I love the faint whiff of ozone in the morning

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 06, 2015 09:30 AM (gW5Vg)

189 Banhammerhead in this thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 06, 2015 09:30 AM (gmaUh)

190 Pan fried race carp is delicious!


I thought nobody had ever eaten one because they're too fast to catch.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 09:31 AM (LUgeY)

191 Don't cut/paste Hector's crap into your comments

You mean 'carp,' right?

Posted by: The Race Carp at October 06, 2015 09:31 AM (oVJmc)

192 He's also a Limey. Starting both World Wars wasn't enough.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 09:31 AM (WAX3V)

193 Nothing like a good banhammering to wake you up for the day.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at October 06, 2015 09:31 AM (RD7QR)

194 No need to go further than that.>>>

4. Public Education system

5. The Media

6. The President

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 06, 2015 09:31 AM (tf9Ne)

195 I had quotations from Washington and Jefferson on my phone to show her. She was stunned.

====

Oh, you're getting reported!

Posted by: Bigby's Polish Wind-up Toy at October 06, 2015 09:32 AM (3ZtZW)

196 I thought Hector's schtick was the US was Iran's Air Force. I guess Russia's presence in Syria sort of shrunk his dick. Hector, never go full Caitlyn!

Posted by: Derp Williams at October 06, 2015 09:32 AM (2X7pN)

197 He was educated in the Peoples Republic of Albion.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 09:32 AM (WAX3V)

198 Absolutely gorgeous day outside today. Makes me want to hit the porch rocker after so many days of clouds and rain.


145
I was under the impression that buckeyes were supposed to be good for slingshot ammo. Any truth to that?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 06, 2015 09:19 AM (GDulk)


Hell, if you were using one of those whamo slingshots that used surgical tubing you would kill somebody with it.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 09:33 AM (t2KH5)

199 Aww... looks like I missed the morning festivities.

Posted by: joe at October 06, 2015 09:33 AM (KUaJL)

200 Hector's schtick is racism.

It always leads back to that.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 09:33 AM (5npD/)

201 Remember when you could buy turtles at the five and dime?

Posted by: I Like Turtles! at October 06, 2015 09:34 AM (u5gzz)

202 Democrat shill on Fox News just said Russian invasion of Syria is George Bush's fault, due to weak response to invasion of Georgia.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 06, 2015 09:34 AM (o78gS)

203 I was under the impression that buckeyes were supposed to be good for slingshot ammo. Any truth to that?


Use ice cubes. The evidence melts!

Posted by: Derp Williams at October 06, 2015 09:34 AM (2X7pN)

204 Democrat shill on Fox News just said Russian invasion of Syria is George
Bush's fault, due to weak response to invasion of Georgia.


No mention of Barry's handling of Ukraine, then.

Posted by: The Race Carp at October 06, 2015 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

205 I don't know about turtles, but my uncle used to go on about mail order sea monsters.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 09:35 AM (WAX3V)

206 Confession time. When I pan fry, I also eat the pan, because it's pan fried too.

Posted by: Proudobamavoting Loudmouth Obese Democrat Shotgunner at October 06, 2015 09:35 AM (iIVyq)

207 Speaking of race carp, Shaun King is now a Yale lecturer and a columnist at the NY Daily News. I'd say that makes him king of the race carp.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 09:35 AM (ee9LE)

208 I saw Race Carp open for Hootie and the Blowfish at Seaworld in '76.

Posted by: I Like Turtles! at October 06, 2015 09:35 AM (u5gzz)

209 201
Remember when you could buy turtles at the five and dime?

Posted by: I Like Turtles! at October 06, 2015 09:34 AM (u5gzz)

You can still get those at pet shops.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 09:36 AM (t2KH5)

210 "reported"

I've been suspect ever since my kids went to school in camo.

After my boys explained to their classes what it was like to shoot 9mm at the range, I've been getting clear vibes from parents: some shun, some friendly up.

And there's this interesting middle group of moms that are lefty but weirdly attracted to The Forbidden. hahahaha

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:36 AM (QqeCN)

211 Turtles are usually available at Asian markets, too.

Their legality is suspect, but nobody messes with the Asian market.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 09:37 AM (5npD/)

212 Hell, if you were using one of those whamo slingshots that used surgical tubing you would kill somebody with it.

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It's all fun and games until you have a dead body in the family room.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 09:37 AM (ee9LE)

213 Their legality is suspect, but nobody messes with the Asian market.

It turtles, alla way dow'!

Posted by: The Asian Market at October 06, 2015 09:37 AM (oVJmc)

214 "nobody messes with the Asian market"

Most of us can't read the labels.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:37 AM (QqeCN)

215 "turtaws"

FIFY

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:38 AM (QqeCN)

216 202 Democrat shill on Fox News just said Russian invasion of Syria is George Bush's fault, due to weak response to invasion of Georgia.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 06, 2015 09:34 AM (o78gS)

It's breathtaking that so many are still so invested in their "first black president" as to put his synthetic reputation and his smoke and mirrors legacy before the good of the country.

If this collection of ideological traitors were on fire, the only way I would try to put them out is with a pitchfork.

Posted by: Mr. Macca Bean at October 06, 2015 09:39 AM (BZAd3)

217 211 Turtles are usually available at Asian markets, too.

Their legality is suspect, but nobody messes with the Asian market.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 09:37 AM (5npD/)



Yeah, but at the Asian market they're food, not pets.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 06, 2015 09:39 AM (gW5Vg)

218 I saw Their Legality is Suspect open for The Slits at CBGBs in '77!

Posted by: Yeah right at October 06, 2015 09:40 AM (2X7pN)

219 Here is an article riffing on the movie The Martian and markets.

http://fee.org/freeman/the-science-fiction-of-scarcity/

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2015 09:40 AM (3pRHP)

220 http://bit.ly/1NiQaEg


Vic is the meta blogger - not only does he have links, he links to the links! That is some fine aggregation right there.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at October 06, 2015 09:40 AM (dQJCS)

221 176 I saw Push The Race Carp opening for...
Posted by: t-bird at October 06, 2015 09:28 AM (mxCgt) Country Joe and the Fish? Capn' Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters?

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 06, 2015 09:40 AM (22uju)

222 212 Hell, if you were using one of those whamo slingshots that used surgical tubing you would kill somebody with it.

-
It's all fun and games until you have a dead body in the family room.



It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's fvcking hilarious!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 09:40 AM (v9gSJ)

223 212 Hell, if you were using one of those whamo slingshots that used surgical tubing you would kill somebody with it.

-
It's all fun and games until you have a dead body in the family room.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 09:37 AM (ee9LE)

Depends on whose body it is.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 09:40 AM (2Ojst)

224 "After my boys explained to their classes what it was like to shoot 9mm at the range, I've been getting clear vibes from parents: some shun, some friendly up. "

So Little VIA aced the forensics class yesterday when they were discussing firearms, components and different rounds.

So at the end of class, Little VIA tells me that this very preppy looking, but attractive girl comes over and shows a distinct interest in learning how to shoot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 09:40 AM (VPLuQ)

225 Yeah, but at the Asian market they're food, not pets.

Or ashtrays!

Posted by: Yeah right at October 06, 2015 09:41 AM (2X7pN)

226 who was the shill talking about Georgia?

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:41 AM (QqeCN)

227 ic is the meta blogger - not only does he have links, he links to the links! That is some fine aggregation right there.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at October 06, 2015 09:40 AM (dQJCS)

And then other people link Vic!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 09:41 AM (ftVQq)

228 OK gots to run BBL

Posted by: Bigby's Polish Wind-up Toy at October 06, 2015 09:41 AM (3ZtZW)

229 So at the end of class, Little VIA tells me that this very preppy looking, but attractive girl comes over and shows a distinct interest in learning how to shoot.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 09:40 AM (VPLuQ)

Aw yeah!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)

230 It's all fun and games until you have a dead body in the family room.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 09:37 AM (ee9LE)

But that's when you find out who your real friends are!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 09:42 AM (ftVQq)

231 And there's this interesting middle group of moms that are lefty but weirdly attracted to The Forbidden. hahahaha



Paolo them. Hard.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 09:42 AM (v9gSJ)

232 VIA

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:43 AM (QqeCN)

233 "Yeah, but at the Asian market they're food, not pets."
When we lived in Italy, we had two of those little turtles in the classic plastic bowl with the umbrella.

And two kittens who damn near dead from repetitive salmonella for four months.

Till we realized that the kittens were drinking the turtle water and re-infecting themselves.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 09:43 AM (VPLuQ)

234 Actually received a real refund check yesterday from State Farm pursuant to a class action lawsuit filed in Texas. Unexpected. I got $50.00 and the attorneys likely got fifty million.

Posted by: Max Rockantansky at October 06, 2015 09:43 AM (TAkZ9)

235 Laundry! Yay me!!! Dryer Time!

Posted by: Yeah right at October 06, 2015 09:43 AM (2X7pN)

236 And I thought Boko Haram was sick.


#BringBackOurTurtles

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at October 06, 2015 09:43 AM (tLB7E)

237 Vic the link to the 82 year old gun store owner in Oregon story is broken. I'll bet the story was removed because she said "executive anus".

Posted by: An Observation at October 06, 2015 09:44 AM (O2fHG)

238
168 163 Hector's in.

Yawn.

And stop pushing the Race Carp!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 06, 2015 09:25 AM (oVJmc)

Race Mackerel are OK, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 09:26 AM (2Ojst)







And you guys thought Pollock vs Cod was a knock-down drag-out fight.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2015 09:44 AM (UBLhq)

239 "Paolo them. Hard."

lol

Married, bro. I give them the business card for the range. Next time I go, I'm going to ask Tom if any new ladies showed up.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:44 AM (QqeCN)

240 Hector was just feeding us a line.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:45 AM (QqeCN)

241 So at the end of class, Little VIA tells me that this very preppy looking, but attractive girl comes over and shows a distinct interest in learning how to shoot.Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 09:40 AM (VPLuQ

Interesting. Is she angry?
Better yet, can she drive a truck?

Posted by: islamic jihad recruiter at October 06, 2015 09:45 AM (sI4OA)

242 Mitch McConnell--now there's a good-lookin' man.

Posted by: I Like Turtles! at October 06, 2015 09:45 AM (u5gzz)

243 Portland State University Offering Course On White Privilege, Students Told To Dismantle Whiteness



White House Propaganda Chief: Obama Doesn View Gun Control As A Political Or Partisan Issue

Too funny, wait, hes serious?

Weasel Zippers

These people are deranged and so are anyone who supports them and I see NO way to compromise with people like these

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 06, 2015 09:46 AM (gf8BH)

244 We lost the chance to put a handgun in Boehner's hands and get his reaction on camera.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:46 AM (QqeCN)

245 I'd wonder about this place, if it weren't 10X saner than any other place I've been.

Maybe it's me.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2015 09:47 AM (3pRHP)

246 Ok, time to work.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:48 AM (QqeCN)

247 My great grand dad carried a slingshot. Man was deadly with it.

Posted by: Irony at October 06, 2015 09:48 AM (N9BA5)

248
We lost the chance to put a handgun in Boehner's hands and get his reaction on camera.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:46 AM (QqeCN)







Like that scene in Enemy At The Gates where Bob Hoskins as Khrushchev slams a Tokarev down on the failed General's desk and says "perhaps you'll dispense with the formalities".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2015 09:49 AM (UBLhq)

249 I still am waiting for the DOJ to open a hate crime investigation.



Black guy kills nine White Christian. Is it only a hate crime when Black people get killed???

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 09:49 AM (jJRIy)

250 237
Vic the link to the 82 year old gun store owner in Oregon story is
broken. I'll bet the story was removed because she said "executive
anus".



Posted by: An Observation at October 06, 2015 09:44 AM (O2fHG)



New link for 86 y.o. gun store owner


http://bit.ly/1Guphp3

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 09:49 AM (t2KH5)

251 On gun control we have to show that Republicans can govern.

Fuckers.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at October 06, 2015 09:50 AM (u5gzz)

252 >>>And two kittens who damn near dead from repetitive salmonella for four months. Till we realized that the kittens were drinking the turtle water and re-infecting themselves.

Have two friends with turtles. When the female lays eggs, she tries to eat them. They break, and the resulting stench is unbearable.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 09:51 AM (tLB7E)

253 223 It's all fun and games until you have a dead body in the family room.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 09:37 AM (ee9LE)

Depends on whose body it is.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 09:40 AM (2Ojst)


Also depends upon the quality of the Chianti on hand.

Posted by: Dr. Lecter at October 06, 2015 09:51 AM (EHU9F)

254 SW 38 stubby with laser sights! That bitch is serious

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 09:53 AM (jJRIy)

255 Where's rdbrewer with today's pic? My friends actually believe I know something about art!

Posted by: Yeah right at October 06, 2015 09:53 AM (2X7pN)

256 Tomorrow is the anniversary of the start of Operation Enduring Freedom. Obama apparently wanted to ignore the Enduring part.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 06, 2015 09:54 AM (TAkZ9)

257 Why would your friend try to eat turtle eggs ?

That's gross.

Posted by: Irony at October 06, 2015 09:54 AM (N9BA5)

258 Interesting country you have. You make the players in your most violent sport wear pink on Sunday.

Posted by: islamic jihad recruiter at October 06, 2015 09:54 AM (sI4OA)

259 255
Where's rdbrewer with today's pic? My friends actually believe I know something about art!


Posted by: Yeah right at October 06, 2015 09:53 AM (2X7pN)

They are also morons?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 09:54 AM (jJRIy)

260 >>> Turtles are usually available at Asian markets, too.Their legality is suspect, but nobody messes with the Asian market.


They need to enact tort(oise) reform.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 09:55 AM (tLB7E)

261 And there's this interesting middle group of moms that are lefty but weirdly attracted to The Forbidden. hahahaha
Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:36 AM (QqeCN)

What does Mrs Feh think of this, hmmmm?

Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 09:55 AM (cbfNE)

262 Have two friends with turtles. When the female lays
eggs, she tries to eat them. They break, and the resulting stench is
unbearable.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 09:51 AM (tLB7E)


Just like your fake pussy?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 09:55 AM (jJRIy)

263 Thanks Vic.

Posted by: An Observation at October 06, 2015 09:56 AM (O2fHG)

264 Didn't "Operation Enduring Freedom" initially have a different name like Infinite Justice that pizzed off muzzies, and therefore, had to be changed?

Posted by: Yeah right at October 06, 2015 09:56 AM (2X7pN)

265 103 I expect Hillary to call for the Benghazi committee to move her testimony up to this week or the next.

Also, she will take every interview invitation available now that she has her outrage speech nailed.

Posted by: jwest at October 06, 2015 08:56 AM (Zs4uk)

-------------------------

Don't worry, Gohmert or Gowdy or whatever the heck his name is a master prosecutor, or so I've been told. He'll interrogate her and make her give up everything on Benghazi, or so I've been told.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 06, 2015 09:59 AM (LXJ1e)

266 They are also morons?

No, I'm the George Castanza of our group. Although I never brought a book of art into the bathroom!

Posted by: Yeah right at October 06, 2015 10:00 AM (2X7pN)

267 262 Have two friends with turtles. When the female lays
eggs, she tries to eat them. They break, and the resulting stench is
unbearable.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 09:51 AM (tLB7E)

========
Out of curiosity I looked it up. The turtles smear some sort of musk on the shell to ward off predators.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 10:00 AM (iQIUe)

268
264 Didn't "Operation Enduring Freedom" initially have a different name like Infinite Justice that pizzed off muzzies, and therefore, had to be changed?
______________________

The Democrats wanted to call it Operation Infinite Surrender.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2015 10:00 AM (KCQo0)

269 Next time I go, I'm going to ask Tom if any new ladies showed up.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:44 AM (QqeCN)




You know it's a topsy-turvy world when gun stores have swapped places with adult bookstores.

Posted by: Country Singer at October 06, 2015 10:01 AM (nL0sw)

270 And the kids he hangs with are asking some serious questions about how exactly does liberalism help to advance our nation.

Almost as if they read the bumpersticker that said "Want to piss your parents off?
Vote Conservative"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2015 09:17 AM (VPLuQ)

I'm glad to see this since I know the school. I love watching the kids, including one who is in the same class with VIA Jr, get their paychecks over the summer. The WTF moment on taxes is priceless. Also, great story at#224. Timon Jr loves to shoot also and some of his friends' parents are having a fit on FB about guns. They are so deluded I don't even bother to comment.

I got your email. I may have to stop by that day.

Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 10:01 AM (ZDJwC)

271 Do you live in the Adirondack's, AD? There's no place I'd rather be in October.

Posted by: Yeah right at October 06, 2015 10:02 AM (2X7pN)

272 And there's this interesting middle group of moms that are lefty but weirdly attracted to The Forbidden. hahahaha
Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:36 AM (QqeCN) What does Mrs Feh think of this, hmmmm?
Posted by: @votermom

---

When dealing with the left, don't forget, what we consider forbidden they consider mandatory.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 10:02 AM (tLB7E)

273 269 Next time I go, I'm going to ask Tom if any new ladies showed up.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 09:44 AM (QqeCN)



You know it's a topsy-turvy world when gun stores have swapped places with adult bookstores.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 06, 2015 10:01 AM (nL0sw)

[Moron male in porn stache talking to babe] Hey baby, your caliber or mine? [Cue '70s wocka-chicka music]

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at October 06, 2015 10:02 AM (RD7QR)

274 Baby, I bet you can handle a whole lot more than 9mm.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:03 AM (5npD/)

275 Holy shit! News flash OR killer a fvcking nut on drugs.



Who would have thought that? It's the gun's fault.




http://tinyurl.com/pbszvwo

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:04 AM (jJRIy)

276 Number of serial killings committed by a member of the NRA: Zero.

Number of people killed by the NRA-hating President by bombing a hospital: 22.

Maybe instead of putting a Red Cross on the Afghanistan hospitals, they should put up a Planned Parenthood sign.

Obama would never allow it to be bombed. Ever.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2015 10:04 AM (KCQo0)

277 So the truth about this attack in Roseburg is that the assassin was going after Alek Skarlatos but he was on Dancing with the Stars instead of in class as he should have been. You can't make this stuff up. Not a peep from our better angels. No no, it's about guns. BS.

Still believe these young men would be better humans with more sex opportunities. Pent up, jacked up losers.

Posted by: Lucky at October 06, 2015 10:05 AM (DOgKZ)

278 276 Number of serial killings committed by a member of the NRA: Zero.

Number of people killed by the NRA-hating President by bombing a hospital: 22.

Maybe instead of putting a Red Cross on the Afghanistan hospitals, they should put up a Planned Parenthood sign.

Obama would never allow it to be bombed. Ever.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2015 10:04 AM (KCQo0)

Number of veterans killed in VA hospitals by Obama - 300,000

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 06, 2015 10:05 AM (LXJ1e)

279
Where's the daily cartoon?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2015 10:06 AM (Twaz5)

280
271 Do you live in the Adirondack's, AD? There's no place I'd rather be in October.
_______________________

I do. And this is definitely God's country.

(Mostly because he is the only one who can afford the property taxes.)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2015 10:06 AM (KCQo0)

281 So since Obama felt the need to visit Roseburg, is he authorizing DOJ to give these families millions of dollars like he did Dylan Roof's victims? If Roof shot his victims for being black, isn't it just as horrific that Harper-Mercer shot his for being Christian? I think every family of a victim of a mass shooting should be suing DOJ for disparate treatment.

Posted by: Ever at October 06, 2015 10:06 AM (QZdJj)

282 It's the gun's fault.

Mind control rays. Guns obviously have mind control rays which force the weak willed among us to pick them up and start murdering people.

We should make *non telepathic* guns.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 10:06 AM (kff5f)

283 Yector, glory hole, AHORA!

Posted by: Yector's Bolivian-Peruvian Wife at October 06, 2015 10:06 AM (FwRqg)

284 Health insurance premiums rise by double digits:

http://tinyurl.com/q9yd3ps

In today's political environment this is just more proof of the affordability of Obamacare and how well it is working despite what the naysayers said.

Posted by: Mr. Macca Bean at October 06, 2015 10:06 AM (BZAd3)

285 Can't believe the talking heads are saying a person should be profiled by the the number of firearms they buy/own. That's not any indicator of anger/pissedoffedness. Not like a house full of ceramic turtles is anyway. Now that's a sure sign of weapons-grade goofiness.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2015 10:07 AM (go5uR)

286 Common sense Out Patient Mental Health Reform.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 10:07 AM (WAX3V)

287 Health insurance premiums rise by double digits:

"If you think health insurance is expensive now, wait until it's 'free.'"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 10:08 AM (kff5f)

288 You're all due a refund.


Posted by: Andy

#twoweeks

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 10:08 AM (VAsIq)

289 Round 1 of leaf removal is done.

Looks to be a somewhat muted colorwise here in my area of the Adirondacks.

Color is late, and due to the dry conditions we've had, pretty bland.

The oak trees never do show bright, just brown, with some splashes of red from the maples.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 06, 2015 10:09 AM (jeCnD)

290 Can't believe the talking heads are saying a person should be profiled by the the number of firearms they buy/own.

Wait. We can start profiling people by behavior now? Does that mean I won't have to do the pronoscan at the airport the next time I fly somewhere?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 10:09 AM (kff5f)

291 Something like 30% of people on VA waiting lists are already dead.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 10:09 AM (WAX3V)

292 Baby, that 1911 looks so big in your hand.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:09 AM (5npD/)

293 I wonder if TFG will ever criticize Eric von Holder for giving away guns by the score to violent Mexican offenders.

Posted by: MTF at October 06, 2015 10:09 AM (LISuA)

294 It's the gun's fault.

Mind control rays. Guns obviously have mind control rays which force the weak willed among us to pick them up and start murdering people.

We should make *non telepathic* guns.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 10:06 AM (kff5f)


Back in my younger days when I got my first Handgun (since lost in a tragic canoeing accident) my (now late) mother was aghast that I would buy a gun. I went to visit her and took the gun out and laid it on the coffee table with the loaded magazine next to it. I said, now how is that gun going to hurt someone? It could lay there for 1000 years and no one would be hurt by it. She got the point but never really changed her views.

Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 10:10 AM (ZDJwC)

295
"Still believe these young men would be better humans with more sex opportunities. Pent up, jacked up losers."

_______________________

Excellent point. None of these serial killers had girlfriends. Maybe Code Pink and the "women" from Occupy should sacrifice themselves by having sex with crazy, drug addled mental patients before they kill someone.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2015 10:10 AM (KCQo0)

296 I wonder if TFG will ever criticize Eric von Holder for giving away guns by the score to violent Mexican offenders.

I wouldn't hold your breath.

I didn't buy it at first, but I'm becoming less skeptical of the "gun running scheme to pass gun control" argument.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 10:10 AM (kff5f)

297 You know what they say. Once you go black powder...

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 06, 2015 10:10 AM (tf9Ne)

298 I do. And this is definitely God's country.

The only problem - deer flies! Those fcukers bite hard!

Posted by: Yeah right at October 06, 2015 10:10 AM (2X7pN)

299 Can't believe the talking heads are saying a person should be profiled by the the number of firearms they buy/own.



Ok. Profile MUZZIES for their AK's. Let's see how well that goes over.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 10:11 AM (mBYZv)

300 Does that mean I won't have to do the pronoscan at the airport the next time I fly somewhere?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther)

*breathes sigh of relief*

Posted by: TSA Agent at October 06, 2015 10:11 AM (VAsIq)

301 OR madman shooter said he had a bottle with assorted pills in them and he didn't know which was which, so he just took a bunch?

That's a special kind of stupid right there. Again, where was his mom? Why wasn't she supervising his med use more closely? It's not like this was a surprise if he'd been in a special school.

So many fails that could possibly have been prevented...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 10:11 AM (LUgeY)

302 "Still believe these young men would be better humans with more sex opportunities. Pent up, jacked up losers."

Prime ISIS recruiting pool right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 10:11 AM (2Ojst)

303 It could lay there for 1000 years and no one would be hurt by it. She got the point but never really changed her views.

Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 10:10 AM (ZDJwC)

OK. She was a Yankee right? Just a guess.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:11 AM (jJRIy)

304 You know what they say. Once you go black powder...


Posted by: Buzzsaw

...You crave some clam chowder.

Love that saying.

Posted by: Maine Man at October 06, 2015 10:12 AM (VAsIq)

305 Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:04 AM (jJRIy)


When Alex Jones is the voice of reason you know our country has achieved peak oil stupidity.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 06, 2015 10:12 AM (sI4OA)

306 Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 10:10 AM (ZDJwC)

My mom was similarly aghast when I purchased my handgun - especially when she found out I carry regularly. My (Marine) dad was the one who convinced her that its not the gun that is dangerous.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 10:12 AM (kff5f)

307
"The only problem - deer flies! Those fcukers bite hard!"

Yes. Right through your clothes sometimes!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2015 10:12 AM (KCQo0)

308 That's a special kind of stupid right there. Again, where was his mom? Why wasn't she supervising his med use more closely? It's not like this was a surprise if he'd been in a special school.

So many fails that could possibly have been prevented...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 10:11 AM (LUgeY)


Wasn't this loser like 26 years old? Isn't that almost time to get off your parents' insurance and get a job?

Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 10:12 AM (ZDJwC)

309
So many fails that could possibly have been prevented...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy

That's what we've been trying to say!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at October 06, 2015 10:13 AM (VAsIq)

310 U.S. military pilots say ROE are bullshit:

http://tinyurl.com/nmzcg9q

We knew this. We've know it forever. But Obama still continues to be portrayed as a legitimate leader instead of the shit filled suit that he is.

Posted by: Mr. Macca Bean at October 06, 2015 10:13 AM (BZAd3)

311 That's a special kind of stupid right there. Again,
where was his mom? Why wasn't she supervising his med use more closely?
It's not like this was a surprise if he'd been in a special school.



So many fails that could possibly have been prevented...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 10:11 AM (LUgeY)

Mom was a fake nurse. She knew he was nuts. He should have been committed.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:13 AM (jJRIy)

312 Speed-reading through the morning comments, so many replies come to mind, but they're all piled up like cop cars in the Blues Brothers movie.

This one emerges.

Used to say, a liberal was a conservative who hasn't been mugged yet. Thinking was, you can't reason a person out of a position he didn't reason himself into, but experience will teach.

But as No-Borders gang-raped women show, even the hardest experience isn't enough.

Okay, it wasn't much of a comment, but I've only had one cup of weak hotel coffee.

Oh, here's another weak comment, since I'm here.

The AmThinker article "Was the Oregon mass shooting an Islamist attempt to assassinate Alek Skarlatos?" I read the entire speculative thing, and although I picked up a few details I hadn't known, mostly it just echoed what some commenter here said in a sentence or two right after the shooting.

Horde for teh win.

Morning, Glories!

Now, did I do the Willow, or did I beat the next thread?

Posted by: mindful webworker - last day on the road at October 06, 2015 10:13 AM (RSQta)

313 My mom was similarly aghast when I purchased my handgun - especially when she found out I carry regularly. My (Marine) dad was the one who convinced her that its not the gun that is dangerous.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 10:12 AM (kff5f)

Luck for you...Texas. Can't carry here in Maryland unless you can prove that there is currently a bullet traveling at your head (or politically connected).

Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 10:14 AM (ZDJwC)

314 Original story was from the Oregonian.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 10:14 AM (WAX3V)

315
Back in my younger days when I got my first Handgun (since lost in a tragic canoeing accident) my (now late) mother was aghast that I would buy a gun. I went to visit her and took the gun out and laid it on the coffee table with the loaded magazine next to it. I said, now how is that gun going to hurt someone? It could lay there for 1000 years and no one would be hurt by it. She got the point but never really changed her views.
Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 10:10 AM (ZDJwC)

Interesting. I gave the exact same demonstration to a friend's hoplophobic wife. I put the gun on a nearby shelf and pointed out that without human intervention that gun will do absolutely nothing except corrode into dust eventually.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 10:14 AM (2Ojst)

316 As a Modern Man, I shun all refunds.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2015 10:15 AM (KCQo0)

317 You're all due a refund.

#twoweeks ?

Probably not worth the postage to re-ship cardboard. The cat might like it though.

Posted by: DaveA at October 06, 2015 10:15 AM (DL2i+)

318 "If you think health insurance is expensive now, wait until it's 'free.'"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 10:08 AM (kff5f)

You said a mouthful right there.

Posted by: Mr. Macca Bean at October 06, 2015 10:15 AM (BZAd3)

319 Luck for you...Texas.

Yep.

And Open Carry starts Jan 1, I think. Things will probably be interesting for those first few weeks...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 10:15 AM (kff5f)

320 Interesting. I gave the exact same demonstration to a friend's hoplophobic wife. I put the gun on a nearby shelf and pointed out that without human intervention that gun will do absolutely nothing except corrode into dust eventually.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 10:14 AM (2Ojst)

Did she get the point?

Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 10:15 AM (ZDJwC)

321 Wasn't this loser like 26 years old? Isn't that almost time to get off your parents' insurance and get a job?



Which is why he flipped out. Realization that it was time to grow up was too heavy.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 10:15 AM (mBYZv)

322 Interesting. I gave the exact same demonstration to a friend's hoplophobic wife. I put the gun on a nearby shelf and pointed out that without human intervention that gun will do absolutely nothing except corrode into dust eventually.

Posted by: Insomniac

*fiddles with gun*

Posted by: Curious Chimpanzee at October 06, 2015 10:16 AM (VAsIq)

323 Obama considering request to keep 5000 troops in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 06, 2015 10:16 AM (W5DcG)

324 And thanks for the word of the day for my kids when they get home from school.

Kids, define hoplophobic!!

Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 10:17 AM (ZDJwC)

325 Fishy?

Did Hillary! show up?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 10:17 AM (C6cTZ)

326 Which is why he flipped out. Realization that it was time to grow up was too heavy.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 10:15 AM (mBYZv)

DSB.
Deadly Sperm Buildup. 26 and never got laid. I would define that as a LOSER.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:17 AM (jJRIy)

327 Kids, define hoplophobic!!
Posted by: Timon


An irrational fear of Hopalong Cassidy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 06, 2015 10:18 AM (W5DcG)

328 http://tinyurl.com/nv2vey3

Oregonian Story on racist asshole shooter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 10:18 AM (WAX3V)

329 *fiddles with gun*



Posted by: Curious Chimpanzee>>>

Or David Gregory.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 06, 2015 10:18 AM (tf9Ne)

330 5,000 in Afghanistan now means only one thing. 5,000 targets who can't shoot back.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 10:18 AM (C6cTZ)

331 The AmThinker article "Was the Oregon mass shooting an Islamist attempt to assassinate Alek Skarlatos?" I read the entire speculative thing, and although I picked up a few details I hadn't known, mostly it just echoed what some commenter here said in a sentence or two right after the shooting.


Me and B'Gal watched DWTS last night. They showed AS before and after the shooting. He was clearly shaken by it. He even looked sorta distracted while he was dancing.

I believe the thought that the shooting was retribution for the French Train Incident was not far away from him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 10:18 AM (LUgeY)

332 Anti-gun brainwashing goes deep. How many victims of strong-arm sexual assault are still anti-gun?

Mrs. Chupacabra hates guns, but after our run-ins with the lawless, she understands it. Doubly so now that she's found out one of our friends old boyfriends was murdered right in front of her by a young punk with an illegally obtained gun.

And yet, she's still not all the way there.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:18 AM (5npD/)

333
Did she get the point?
Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 10:15 AM (ZDJwC)

I think so. There was at least a glimmer of understanding.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 10:18 AM (2Ojst)

334 An irrational fear of Hoppity Hooper?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 10:19 AM (WAX3V)

335 Fantastic run-on sentence by the way, self.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 10:20 AM (5npD/)

336 Kids, define hoplophobic!!


An irrational fear of kangaroos.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 10:22 AM (LUgeY)

337 Another state health CO-OP bites the dust.


http://tinyurl.com/qa43hb2


Guess they aren't kidding when they describe themselves as a non-profit, heh. But their business model or the ridiculous constraints of PPACA couldn't possibly be the problem, must be Congress' fault for not throwing enough money at them.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 06, 2015 10:22 AM (NeFrd)

338 If Dancing With The Stars is what kept Alex Skarlatos from being shot, that's the first positive thing it's ever accomplished. I'm impressed.

Had he been there, he and Chris Mintz would be cracking jokes between hospital beds. Li'l Obama would probably be alive, with one fake AR deeply up his arse.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 06, 2015 10:23 AM (xq1UY)

339 On Metro manspreading like a mo fo.

*hate this commute

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 06, 2015 10:23 AM (h3qh9)

340 I like Merry-go-rounds


For those who like country music
Kacey Musgraves sings a nice little ditty called "Merry Go Round"

http://tinyurl.com/mddx3be

Posted by: McCool at October 06, 2015 10:23 AM (nCSwS)

341 Let's see, Army fires you, you are living with your mom at 26, you don't have a clue what drugs you are taking, you finish a HS for disabled kids which won't kick you out.





Fvcking GUNS!

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:24 AM (jJRIy)

342 An irrational fear of kangaroos.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at


*****


Nothing irrational about that. I'd say prudent.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 06, 2015 10:24 AM (NeFrd)

343 Another state health CO-OP bites the dust.

Before you laugh too hard, remember that's part of the point. Part of the exercise was to create an environment where the system would fail - giving Progtards another "crisis" that they would "not let go to waste."

They want Obamacare to fail in all its particulars so they can push for single payer.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 10:24 AM (kff5f)

344 Enter NHS.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 10:25 AM (WAX3V)

345 What if the horde gave up canoes?



Think of all the guns we would save.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:25 AM (jJRIy)

346 you wanted art?

nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2015 10:25 AM (ZQfW9)

347 OR madman shooter said he had a bottle with assorted pills in them and he didn't know which was which, so he just took a bunch?

I just started to think about this. Who is the physician (psychiatrist I assume) who wrote all of these Rx's? With the electronic medical records that are required now, the pharmacy should have been able to determine if there are any precautions that should be taken when mixing meds.

Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 10:25 AM (ZDJwC)

348 The mother and father should go to jail

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 06, 2015 10:26 AM (gf8BH)

349 Fantastic run-on sentence by the way, self.

No, no. I was right with you until we hit the seventh "Buffalo."
By Moron rant-standards, that was Strunk and White read by Evelyn Wood.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 06, 2015 10:26 AM (xq1UY)

350 347 OR madman shooter said he had a bottle with assorted pills in them and he didn't know which was which, so he just took a bunch?

I just started to think about this. Who is the physician (psychiatrist I assume) who wrote all of these Rx's? With the electronic medical records that are required now, the pharmacy should have been able to determine if there are any precautions that should be taken when mixing meds.
Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 10:25 AM (ZDJwC)

Neither the pharmacy nor the doctor can stop a patient from mixing up his pills and taking a random handful, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 10:27 AM (2Ojst)

351 You know who should go to jail? This kid's dad for child abandonment.



Seriously.



Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 10:27 AM (jJRIy)

352 How to explain gun ownership to hoplophobes:
It's like vaccines. Knowing that a large number of the population is armed has a preventive effect on would-be violent criminals. So even if you personally don't want to own a gun, you will be safer if most of your neighbors are armed.

Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 10:27 AM (cbfNE)

353 How come the pharmaceutical companies haven't been sued yet by the massacre survivors, or even by the shooters' families?

Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 10:30 AM (cbfNE)

354 How come the pharmaceutical companies haven't been sued yet by the massacre survivors, or even by the shooters' families?

Or the state of Oregon? Or the school for banning guns yet not securing the campus?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 10:33 AM (LUgeY)

355 you wanted art?



nood


I've enjoyed the Autumn themes of late.

Nood? Expose yourself to art:


Posted by: Yeah right at October 06, 2015 10:34 AM (2X7pN)

356 Or the state of Oregon? Or the school for banning guns yet not securing the campus?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 10:33 AM (LUgeY)

Not just Oregon. A bunch of other shooters have been doped up.
Maybe pharmaceutical did settle in some cases and we just never heard of it.

Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 10:39 AM (cbfNE)

357 "106 You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. . On your right side is a sharp drop-off. On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation ? Answer: Get off the merry-go-round"

I'd like to point out that since the elephant is moving on a smaller circumference, it is traveling slower than you are.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Dr. Sheldon Cooper at October 06, 2015 12:28 PM (nSW/N)

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