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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AltonJackson at October 02, 2015 10:04 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 02, 2015 10:05 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 02, 2015 10:05 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2015 10:05 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at October 02, 2015 10:06 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Lea at October 02, 2015 10:06 PM (vmMMi)
Mark Steyn, a brave Canadian who has stood up against the censorship of his own government, recently spoke on Free Speech in the West at Christiansborg Castle, Denmark.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10057
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 02, 2015 10:06 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at October 02, 2015 10:07 PM (RXFQJ)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 02, 2015 10:07 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 10:08 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 02, 2015 10:08 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 02, 2015 10:09 PM (IA54v)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 02, 2015 10:09 PM (q20+R)
Tightening up the lady bits? You'd need a laser the size of the Death Star to tighten up those old cock carousel riding whores.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 02, 2015 10:09 PM (4ErVI)
How come more people dont make hard liquor at home? Is it really that hard to distill Old Moron 2015?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 02, 2015 10:09 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 10:09 PM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: freaked at October 02, 2015 10:10 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Lea at October 02, 2015 10:06 PM (vmMMi)
Hmmm, whodathunk that there was anyone with a Michelle Obama fetish...
Posted by: The Abominable Hat at October 02, 2015 10:10 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Obumbles at October 02, 2015 10:10 PM (uZNvH)
How come more people dont make hard liquor at home? Is it really that hard to distill Old Moron 2015?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 02, 2015 10:09 PM (iQIUe)
I haven't got any potatoes lying around.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 02, 2015 10:10 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at October 02, 2015 10:10 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 02, 2015 10:09 PM (iQIUe)
well, it *is* illegal
Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2015 10:11 PM (uZNvH)
Build you a still and you can let us all know.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 10:11 PM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 10:11 PM (GfSPN)
Posted by: derit at October 02, 2015 10:11 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 02, 2015 10:12 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 10:11 PM (GfSPN)
well, my school's official policy is "shelter in place"
ugh
Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2015 10:12 PM (uZNvH)
Smothered them in apple sauce and a dollop of sour cream.
Good eats.
No begineth the imbibing of the Scotch!
Posted by: Kreplach at October 02, 2015 10:12 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Clap for the Wolfman at October 02, 2015 10:12 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2015 10:12 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2015 10:13 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Garrett at October 02, 2015 10:13 PM (IA54v)
Posted by: The Barrel at October 02, 2015 10:13 PM (TWXpK)
From Japan, this is (surprise!) both weird and hilarious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUWutkifbI0
Easy entry into the Top Ten Moron Ads.
Enjoy!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 02, 2015 10:13 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Clap for the Wolfman at October 02, 2015 10:13 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 02, 2015 10:13 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: The Barrel at October 02, 2015 10:13 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: Adriane the Geopolitical Critic ... at October 02, 2015 10:13 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2015 10:11 PM (uZNvH)
*****
At least here in GA, nope. You can distill for personal consumption.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at October 02, 2015 10:13 PM (2z4UX)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 02, 2015 10:14 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 10:14 PM (GfSPN)
Posted by: chemjeff in the barrel at October 02, 2015 10:14 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Vendette at October 02, 2015 10:14 PM (TEpA2)
It's cleaner than the last thread so ...
Posted by: Adriane the Geopolitical Critic ... at October 02, 2015 10:15 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 02, 2015 10:15 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 10:15 PM (ZZWNX)
Some people at work were talking about this and one of them said "Why didn't they all rush him? Sure some people are going to get shot, but take the guy with you!?!" And I said "Because we have been conditioned to act like sheep. Sheep do not rush the wolf."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 02, 2015 10:15 PM (iHjB5)
The raccoon story rang false. From experience, if you find a raccoon in a park and if you are able to catch it, you'll have the heaping helping of scratches and bite marks before you come within a country mile of your car.
A raccoon in a park is looking for one thing - to go through each and every trash can for food - and woe unto him who tries to make one do otherwise.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 02, 2015 10:16 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: The Barrel at October 02, 2015 10:16 PM (TWXpK)
I was thinking this. If you attempt to distribute then it becomes a hairy thing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 10:16 PM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 02, 2015 10:16 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Vendette at October 02, 2015 10:17 PM (TEpA2)
I need to have a liquor with my face on the bottle.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 02, 2015 10:17 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at October 02, 2015 10:17 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: chemjeff in the barrel at October 02, 2015 10:17 PM (uZNvH)
From Japan, this is (surprise!) both weird and hilarious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUWutkifbI0
Easy entry into the Top Ten Moron Ads.
Enjoy!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 02, 2015 10:13 PM (KUa85)
Pffft, that's nothing compared to this from Japan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgrTPtwyQ3A
Posted by: The Hat of Oblivion at October 02, 2015 10:17 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: JEM at October 02, 2015 10:17 PM (o+SC1)
Because based on what I've seen on dating sites, plenty of women believe that not only do the latter exist in large numbers, but apparently they are hard up for a date with a single mom to two kids.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 02, 2015 10:18 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 02, 2015 10:18 PM (ej1L0)
It's not that the distillation process is all that difficult. It's that its so damn easy to be drippin' poison out of the worm and into the jug.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 02, 2015 10:18 PM (McRlu)
Rabies.
Or some other nasty disease. The only ones you can walk up on are deathly sick.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 10:18 PM (GfSPN)
Posted by: Adriane the Geopolitical Critic ... at October 02, 2015 10:19 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 02, 2015 10:19 PM (VLTL9)
Probably rabies, too. as a healthy raccoon would be hard to get your hands on.
Posted by: Garrett at October 02, 2015 10:19 PM (IA54v)
Posted by: JEM at October 02, 2015 10:20 PM (o+SC1)
Since you're there, describe your best chemistry experiment ever.
Posted by: Vendette at October 02, 2015 10:20 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: derit at October 02, 2015 10:20 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 02, 2015 10:20 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Retard Strength at October 02, 2015 10:20 PM (ENfFB)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 10:21 PM (EzgxV)
>> women believe that not only do the latter exist in large
>>numbers, but apparently they are hard up for a date with a
>> single mom to two kids.
Okay, I can probably manage to fake that profile, need to go do a few pushups...
Posted by: JEM at October 02, 2015 10:21 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: CDR M at October 02, 2015 10:21 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: otho at October 02, 2015 10:21 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 10:22 PM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: t-bird at October 02, 2015 10:24 PM (voZKo)
for Long Island and San Sal. I wonder what the record is for a location
to be in hurricane force winds.
Posted by: CDR M at October 02, 2015 10:21 PM (TWXpK)
I can't imagine what they've gone through with a high cat-3 hurricane parked upon them for 2 days or so.
Posted by: Vendette at October 02, 2015 10:24 PM (TEpA2)
How come more people dont make hard liquor at home? Is it really that hard to distill Old Moron 2015?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 02, 2015 10:09 PM (iQIUe)
Because it's incredibly over-regulated (i.e. "illegal"). This has been preserved by observing that the first and last products of distillation can be quite toxic ("bathtub gin").
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 10:24 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 10:25 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Vendette at October 02, 2015 10:20 PM (TEpA2)
well.....
I would say, either Gummy Bear Hot Tub, or Thermite
Posted by: chemjeff in the barrel at October 02, 2015 10:25 PM (uZNvH)
ugh
Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2015 10:12 PM (uZNvH)
I've always thought the term should be "Cower In Place!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 10:25 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Bomber at October 02, 2015 10:25 PM (qKfed)
In a kind of "oh...that's sad" way.
I mean it really is sad. I guess.
Posted by: eleven at October 02, 2015 10:25 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: chemjeff in the barrel at October 02, 2015 10:25 PM (uZNvH)
Details?
Posted by: Vendette at October 02, 2015 10:26 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: rokshox at October 02, 2015 10:26 PM (Ap82b)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 02, 2015 10:15 PM (iHjB5)
This is bullshit. Freezing is the natural reaction to danger. It's hardwired into us. It wasn't some commie plot to weaken the ULTRAMASCULINE AMERICAN MALE.
We're descended from apes who were not the apex predators, and who were hunted by predators who often tracked prey by motion. Freezing makes sense. Even in modern times, a large crowd can be held at bay because no one wants to be the one who dies. Sure, you could try and rush the guy, but in their minds that way leads to sure death, while hanging back offers the hope of surviving. And some people are simply in shock. Hell, when the Germans were executing Norwegian men in punishment for partisan attacks, often the men simply stood there too stunned to do anything. Their minds couldn't cope with what was happening to them.
The reason that the military trains it's people in sudden, overwhelming violence is to try and overcome millions of years of evolution when it comes to conflict. Even then, it's hit or miss.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 02, 2015 10:26 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 02, 2015 10:27 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Adriane the Geopolitical Critic ... at October 02, 2015 10:27 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at October 02, 2015 10:27 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Vendette at October 02, 2015 10:27 PM (TEpA2)
so glad you're home!
Posted by: north and judd at October 02, 2015 10:28 PM (0z/89)
Unless I was going to get real serious about aging and quality. It's because I can buy 1.75l of vodka for $10.99. They can do it cheaper and I don't have to worry about Jake Leg.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 10:28 PM (GfSPN)
Posted by: chemjeff in the barrel at October 02, 2015 10:29 PM (uZNvH)
Good thing about her starting so young is, the first few holes I dig won't have to be very deep.
Posted by: Bomber at October 02, 2015 10:29 PM (qKfed)
Posted by: chemjeff in the barrel at October 02, 2015 10:31 PM (uZNvH)
Ok, fair enough. And the fact that when people have rushed shooters/terrorists, it was often people with military training.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 02, 2015 10:31 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: derit at October 02, 2015 10:31 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Bomber at October 02, 2015 10:29 PM (qKfed)
But it's best to start saving up for the backhoe early!
Good to see you back!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 10:32 PM (ftVQq)
violence is to try and overcome millions of years of evolution when it
comes to conflict. Even then, it's hit or miss.>>>
So we should keep promoting freezing/shelter in place? Or with that knowledge should we be training people the muscle memory of rushing a lone attacker of a group?
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 10:32 PM (GfSPN)
Posted by: rickl at October 02, 2015 10:32 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword"
Your wife's a Bigfoot Gus! And your kids? They's Bigfeet to! I took 'em fishin' and one of 'em stuck his head in the water and came out with a fish! And then he said "GoolyGooGoo"!
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 02, 2015 10:32 PM (Wo9OY)
On the one hand, chivalry isn't dead. On the other hand, Bomber's little girl...
Posted by: Vendette at October 02, 2015 10:32 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 10:33 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at October 02, 2015 10:33 PM (jR7Wy)
We're getting a shit-ton of high winds, rain and tidal flooding of roads here in Long Neck, DE. I left our place early this afternoon to run some errands and within an hour of my leaving, I was getting the wave-off from the missus regarding driving back into our trailer park because the waters in the bay had risen that fast.
So I took my time, but finally, after having been out and about for over four hours and tiring of it, I said screw this and did the white-knuckled quarter mile drive over the flooded road into our place. It's funny how much pushing through about six inches of water for that distance can slow you down.
Anyway, back home now and listening to the howling winds outside.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 02, 2015 10:33 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Bomber at October 02, 2015 10:33 PM (qKfed)
Problem one with your whole thesis is the fact that is is false. It was, it is, and it has. Anyone over the age of 40 knows that the younger people in this society are - in the main - pussies.
They have been trained to be pussies by government female teachers and have been rewarded for being limpdicked whining crybabies.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at October 02, 2015 10:33 PM (RXFQJ)
Posted by: Bomber
Disposal is easy if you have a crawlspace...
or so I'm told.
*shifty eye*
Posted by: Harry Reid at October 02, 2015 10:34 PM (awspb)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 02, 2015 10:35 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 02, 2015 10:35 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 10:35 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 10:36 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Jack Link's Beef Jerky's new commercial at October 02, 2015 10:36 PM (xzGte)
Because, you know, it can't happen here.
Posted by: Hank at October 02, 2015 10:36 PM (JyDJn)
Posted by: the chicks that write dino porn at October 02, 2015 10:37 PM (xzGte)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 10:33 PM (hVdx9)
Right you are!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 10:37 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Adriane the Geopolitical Critic ... at October 02, 2015 10:38 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Vendette at October 02, 2015 10:38 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Jake at October 02, 2015 10:38 PM (eQ6k3)
Posted by: Bubbles at October 02, 2015 10:38 PM (awspb)
Yes, I can just see Gen Patton writing those orders!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 10:38 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Jake at October 02, 2015 10:39 PM (eQ6k3)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 10:39 PM (ftVQq)
The parts that'll make a possum ralph are left for the buzzards and worms.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 10:40 PM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at October 02, 2015 10:40 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
well, it *is* illegal
Posted by: chemjeff
And kind of dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. They do blow up if not properly assembled and operated.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2015 10:40 PM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: Ricky at October 02, 2015 10:40 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 10:38 PM (ftVQq)<<<
**slaps**
Posted by: zombie Patton at October 02, 2015 10:41 PM (xzGte)
Posted by: Ricky at October 02, 2015 10:40 PM
It's samsquanches Ricky.
I hate those dirty cocksuckers.
Posted by: Bubbles at October 02, 2015 10:41 PM (Z7G74)
can BHO even think?
would be interesting to play a few games of chess with the dumb fuck
Posted by: Jake at October 02, 2015 10:42 PM (eQ6k3)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 10:32 PM (GfSPN)
The way shelter in place was explained to me was "secure your area and fight back against any attacker trying to get in" which I have no problem with.
You can encourage people to fight back, but you have to be realistic about how much of that will actually happen. Unless you're planning to put high schoolers through military style drills, you're probably not going to get a whole of success telling them to fight back. Sorry, just not going to happen.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 02, 2015 10:42 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Jake
----------------
Paddled my way up from the coast today. Rain the whole way, but no flooded roads after we got on the mainland. In Raleigh now. Wet, followed by more wet. Apparently this shit is going to track us into the mountains this weekend. 6"-12" predicted by Sunday night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2015 10:42 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 02, 2015 10:42 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: derit at October 02, 2015 10:43 PM (jT+gh)
We quote movies here often, but what are some of the most-quoted TV show lines (not necessarily catch phrases; they could be one-offs) we use here? These pop into my head now:
Simpsons: Cut, jib, newsletter
South Park: 1. X [underpants], 2. ?, 3. Profit!
Seinfeld: NTTAWWT
Firefly: I'll be in my bunk . . .
The Office: That's what she said
Deadwood: . . . sucks cock by choice; San Francisco cocksucker!
The Wire: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit!
Trailer Park Boys: Let the liquor do the thinkin'; fuckin' way she goes
Any others I'm missing???
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 10:43 PM (vsbNu)
Sure, you could try and rush the guy, but in their minds that way leads to sure death, while hanging back offers the hope of surviving. And some people are simply in shock. Hell, when the Germans were executing Norwegian men in punishment for partisan attacks, often the men simply stood there too stunned to do anything. Their minds couldn't cope with what was happening to them.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 02, 2015 10:26 PM (fC9RO)
That makes sense. See also the ISIS beheading videos. The victims seem awfully passive. I know, some people have suggested that they were drugged, or perhaps were threatened with a more grisly death like crucifixion if they resisted. I don't know.
Posted by: rickl at October 02, 2015 10:43 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: no good deed at October 02, 2015 10:44 PM (GgxVX)
And pretty much every CONUS military installation."
In. Sane.
Remember the base alerting local 911 about the emergency and waiting for city cops to show up and handle the situation.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 10:44 PM (ZZWNX)
I am wondering how many stories the press of Russia will be doing about possible atrocities committed by their troops? I dare say some naked twister might be high on the prisoner wish list by comparison.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 02, 2015 10:44 PM (iHjB5)
can't be that hard to make since they started distilling 800 years ago, in Scotland.
Scotland is so fucked up the roofie them selves in the 21st century....
Posted by: Jake at October 02, 2015 10:44 PM (eQ6k3)
They have been trained to be pussies by government female teachers and have been rewarded for being limpdicked whining crybabies.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at October 02, 2015 10:33 PM (RXFQJ)
Anyone over forty who believes that crap has never read any history. Fighting back against slaughter is uncommon. More common is for people to lose all reason and flee, freeze and allow themselves to be killed, or uselessly beg for mercy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 02, 2015 10:45 PM (fC9RO)
would be interesting to play a few games of chess with the dumb fuck
Posted by: Jake at October 02, 2015 10:42 PM (eQ6k3)<<<
Every team that pummels us are only doing it because they are weak.
Posted by: duh Bears at October 02, 2015 10:45 PM (xzGte)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 10:33 PM (hVdx9)
Right you are!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 10:37 PM (ftVQq)
His GoFundMe has been merged with another not set up by the family. It's over $463,000. If he's asleep after surgery, he's got a helluva [good] shock waiting for him when he wakes.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 10:45 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2015 10:45 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 10:44 PM (ZZWNX)
Only city cops were authorized to carry weapons on base IIRC, but criminally insane!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 10:46 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 02, 2015 10:46 PM (zyIlW)
drills, you're probably not going to get a whole of success telling them
to fight back. Sorry, just not going to happen.>>>
So the answer is larger familys. Since older brothers and sisters teach one fighting back and losing still lessens the amount they will want to fight with you.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 10:46 PM (GfSPN)
Posted by: every single one of her opponents at October 02, 2015 10:46 PM (xzGte)
Posted by: White House tourist at October 02, 2015 10:46 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2015 10:47 PM (yddCj)
We quote movies here often, but what are some of the most-quoted TV show lines (not necessarily catch phrases; they could be one-offs) we use here? These pop into my head now:
Simpsons: Cut, jib, newsletter
South Park: 1. X [underpants], 2. ?, 3. Profit!
Seinfeld: NTTAWWT
Firefly: I'll be in my bunk . . .
The Office: That's what she said
Deadwood: . . . sucks cock by choice; San Francisco cocksucker!
The Wire: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit!
Trailer Park Boys: Let the liquor do the thinkin'; fuckin' way she goes
Any others I'm missing???
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 10:43 PM (vsbNu)
Shit just got real....
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 10:47 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 02, 2015 10:47 PM (ham8J)
Those that have lived to tell about it say that their beheadings were "rehearsed" several times a day.
Up until that last time.
Posted by: navybrat at October 02, 2015 10:47 PM (ETxiG)
Posted by: Country Singer at October 02, 2015 10:48 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2015 10:48 PM (JO9+V)
fight back against any attacker trying to get in" which I have no
problem with.
That's not how they did it where I have been.
Army Command General Staff College - lock the door, hide and call for help, as a last resort find something to throw.
DC Navy Yard, even after the shooting - same thing.
Three different bases in AFG - get your weapon and body armor, if available (?!?), stay inside and let the security forces take care of it.
Posted by: Bomber at October 02, 2015 10:48 PM (qKfed)
Posted by: rickl at October 02, 2015 10:43 PM (sdi6R)
Most of them had likely given up hope. They knew that they would die and the fear and stress and shock combined to render them passive.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 02, 2015 10:48 PM (fC9RO)
-----------------
Nah...
It's this. "You go first."
The first guy up is the guy that's going to attract attention and get shot. Even if the rushers win, that first guy is still likely to be dead. There's an old story about Wyatt Earp facing down an angry lynch mob using just this logic. There were a lot of men in the mob. But Earp pointed out that the first guy to take a step toward him would get shot. Eventually the guys in the front walked away, followed shortly afterwards by the rest of the mob.
But if you can be the second guy, then you'll still be a hero. And your chances of getting shot are a lot lower.
Posted by: junior at October 02, 2015 10:48 PM (PVi+Q)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at October 02, 2015 10:17 PM
Hi Chavez,
Don't you have a birthday coming up?
Posted by: Farmer at October 02, 2015 10:49 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: zombie Xerxes at October 02, 2015 10:49 PM (xzGte)
Posted by: Jake at October 02, 2015 10:49 PM (eQ6k3)
"Where are all da white women at?!"
Posted by: Bigfoot Smalldick at October 02, 2015 10:49 PM (LVG/7)
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 10:43 PM (vsbNu)
The Sopranos: Ohhhhh!!! Ayyyyyyy!!!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2015 10:49 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 10:47 PM (EzgxV)
--That was a movie. I'm asking about TV shows.
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 10:50 PM (vsbNu)
Fighting back, moving while knowing you'll be hit, all the rest is what everyone used to learn when they played tackle football and other vigorous outdoor activities.
You are correct, today's youth have very little exposure overall to fights, conflict, and taking action knowing that you'll suffer pain. They can't be trusted to do much other than what earlier generations would expect out of a six year old.
Take tag away, criminalize conflict games (cowboys & indians, dodgeball), and have a drugged up student body whose only acceptable behaviour is that based on that of girls only - enforced solely by government-paid leftwing women - and yeah, you end up with mewling pussies that can't be trusted to defend themselves or others.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at October 02, 2015 10:50 PM (RXFQJ)
Posted by: Panhandler at October 02, 2015 10:51 PM (si1cb)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2015 10:48 PM (JO9+V)
--Yes, memorable, but I'm asking about stuff we quote occasionally here at the HQ.
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 10:52 PM (vsbNu)
lines (not necessarily catch phrases; they could be one-offs) we use
here?
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 10:43 PM (vsbNu)<<<
TV quotes?! Go get your shine box.
Posted by: Billy Batts at October 02, 2015 10:52 PM (xzGte)
Is that the movie otho mentioned a few months ago about Sasquatch rape?
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 10:36 PM
Yes... yes it is. Here is a segment (NSFW). Enjoy...
https://youtu.be/f21CtC0Vo6c
Posted by: otho at October 02, 2015 10:52 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 02, 2015 10:52 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 10:53 PM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2015 10:54 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 02, 2015 10:54 PM (yheoe)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at October 02, 2015 10:54 PM (ucDmr)
Is it wrong that I think of that every time I see a Cali plate here in AZ?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 10:54 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at October 02, 2015 10:54 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2015 10:54 PM (yddCj)
--That's a good one.
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 10:55 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Panhandler at October 02, 2015 10:55 PM (si1cb)
Posted by: Bones McCoy at October 02, 2015 10:56 PM (xzGte)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2015 10:56 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at October 02, 2015 10:56 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Bomber at October 02, 2015 10:25 PM
Hey Bomber. Hope you've made it home or will soon.
Posted by: Farmer at October 02, 2015 10:56 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 10:56 PM (vsbNu)
Yes.
Some of them are cocksuckers from Oakland ...
Posted by: Adriane the Geopolitical Critic ... at October 02, 2015 10:56 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 10:57 PM (ZZWNX)
As I've said before, just can't quit Amazon. Just ordered today:
Bluray: Point Blank (1967, Lee Marvin)
DVDs:
- A Mighty Wind (the folk version of Spinal Tap)
- Quiz Show
- Glengarry Glen Ross
- Casualties of War (Sean Penn/Michael J. Fox; DePalma's only movie, I believe, where a Christian was portrayed positively)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 02, 2015 10:57 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 10:57 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Panhandler at October 02, 2015 10:55 PM (si1cb)
--How in the world did I forget that one???? Yeesh.
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 10:57 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at October 02, 2015 10:58 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2015 10:58 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at October 02, 2015 10:58 PM (NGd+i)
a year from now any thoughts on what will be going on in Syria?
Russians and Iranians will still be there, doube Saudi and the Paki's will be there, Egypt either
Hesbolla/ Iran will determine what Israel will do.
The barkster will still be flapping his gums and exercising with silver colored womens bumbells
Posted by: Jake at October 02, 2015 10:58 PM (eQ6k3)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 02, 2015 10:58 PM (zyIlW)
I read about two weeks ago about how he supposedly died in 1964 (there's controversy to this day about the official story. Ah geez.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 02, 2015 10:59 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 02, 2015 10:59 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Bones McCoy at October 02, 2015 10:56 PM (xzGte)
--Yes, another addition to the list.
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 10:59 PM (vsbNu)
So glad I got the series box set last Christmas. Will have it 'til I die.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 02, 2015 10:59 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at October 02, 2015 10:59 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at October 02, 2015 11:00 PM (ucDmr)
As he should.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 02, 2015 10:46 PM (zyIlW)
If you're referring to 142, it makes me proud and happy to see people not only sign in and voice appreciation Chris Mintz's actions, but also weigh in with contributions from what they have worked to gather.....
....as opposed to some dipshit jaw-flapper trying "not to let a crisis go to waste" who wants to be given power to demand compliance and tribute from those more able than himself.
It helps me remember that we have the most noble and virtuous nation that is or ever has been -- no matter how many shitweasels are governing it (and apologies to Irongrampa, who does a very good job of reminding us here.....but who is no match for the 24/7 spigot of media spew).
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 11:00 PM (EzgxV)
Is it wrong that I think of that every time I see a Cali plate here in AZ?"
No. In fact I just think "cocksucker" anytime I see a Cali' plate here.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 11:00 PM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 11:00 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2015 11:00 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Vendette at October 02, 2015 11:01 PM (TEpA2)
I had not heard anything about it. But binged "Hyena Road" and watched the trailer. looks interesting.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 11:01 PM (GfSPN)
Posted by: Yeti at October 02, 2015 11:01 PM (IA54v)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2015 11:01 PM (uZNvH)
When they popped open for practice, the folks in the office below the mount left their desks rather quickly. They are supposed to require two people at different desks to take a shot, so a maniac cannot just start shooting.
Posted by: rd at October 02, 2015 11:02 PM (SukjU)
Posted by: derit at October 02, 2015 11:02 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Bomber at October 02, 2015 11:02 PM (qKfed)
My boys need to beat the Bangles.
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 11:02 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at October 02, 2015 11:03 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 10:47 PM (EzgxV)
--That was a movie. I'm asking about TV shows.
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 10:50 PM (vsbNu)
Missed it by *that* much.
Posted by: Cthulhu Smart, agent 6i + 3 at October 02, 2015 11:03 PM (EzgxV)
Well, not really funny if you think too much about it.
I've had it running for a while and it seems that I have a good chance of living into my 80s or beyond.
However, it probably doesn't take World War III or Happy Fun Camp into account, either or both of which are likely to occur before then.
Posted by: rickl at October 02, 2015 11:03 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at October 02, 2015 11:03 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 10:56 PM
Nah, not yet, unfortunately.
Posted by: otho at October 02, 2015 11:03 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 11:03 PM (vsbNu)
Looking forward to the game against the Bears Sunday.
Rumor has it that Cutler may play.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 02, 2015 11:04 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris
****
The Michael Jackson Race Change Kit failed him.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:05 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Yeti at October 02, 2015 11:06 PM (IA54v)
Syria is a bit of a mess.
I keep wondering why Putin and the Iranians want to get involved in that mess. I wonder if Iran's enemies in the region will see this as an opportunity to fight a proxy war with Iran by getting them bogged down there by providing material aid to.... whichever side is fighting them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 02, 2015 11:06 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 02, 2015 10:58 PM (zyIlW)
That quote is sooooo useful in so many situations.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 02, 2015 11:06 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Jake at October 02, 2015 10:39 PM
-----------------------------------------------
Been raining hard here for hours, after light rain for days. They have multiple municipal evacuations closer to the coast.
Which reminds me, "A man has got to know his limitations."
You know who.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 02, 2015 11:06 PM (on01m)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:07 PM (hVdx9)
One question, play what?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at October 02, 2015 11:07 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 02, 2015 11:07 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: goon at October 02, 2015 11:08 PM (gy5kE)
Looking forward to the game against the Bears Sunday.
Rumor has it that Cutler may play.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 02, 2015 11:04 PM (zyIlW)
--That should be a win for AC/DC.
But remember: your boys have yet to play Denver or Green Bay.
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 11:08 PM (vsbNu)
Looking forward to those games too.
Don't hold out much of a chance of them winning, but should still be good games to watch.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 02, 2015 11:09 PM (zyIlW)
One question, play what?>>>
If he wants to win I suggest playing against Obama.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 11:09 PM (GfSPN)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 02, 2015 11:09 PM (4rzL1)
I keep wondering why Putin and the Iranians want to get involved in that mess. I wonder if Iran's enemies in the region will see this as an opportunity to fight a proxy war with Iran by getting them bogged down there by providing material aid to.... whichever side is fighting them.
--------------------
Iran's been in there from the start. Syria has essentially been a client state of Iran for a while now, and the country has served as Iran's link to the rest of the world.
Getting rid of Syria's government would have been a good thing prior to the recent agreement (so long as the replacement wasn't worse, of course), as it would have essentially cut of Iran from *all* contact with the rest of the world. Unfortunately, the nuclear agreement will end Iran's isolation.
Posted by: junior at October 02, 2015 11:09 PM (PVi+Q)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 11:10 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:10 PM (hVdx9)
Admiral Josh Painter, Hunt for Red October
Posted by: rd at October 02, 2015 11:11 PM (SukjU)
But the one at 58 is a little unsettling.
Posted by: rickl at October 02, 2015 11:11 PM (sdi6R)
Syria is a Russian proxy state and they provide birthing for the Russian Black Sea Fleet when it goes into the Med'. Russians want Assad status quo in Syria.
They're just working from the Ukraine-down of the old Soviet Union.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 11:11 PM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: rickl
****
Give up the hookers, blow, and winged BASE jumping and you'll be fine.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:12 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Country Singer at October 02, 2015 11:13 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at October 02, 2015 10:54 PM
Was doing fine until...took the dogs to the dog park today. Bailey, 5 yo lab, took a quick turn and shredded a ligament in one of her knees. Surgery next week will be about $2500!
Posted by: Farmer at October 02, 2015 11:13 PM (o/90i)
Will the extra time on earth be worth the sacrifice?
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 11:14 PM (GfSPN)
I guess. Still, it seems like a bloody tangle to get involved in at this late date. Of course, maybe they did not think Assad was in any real danger up to this point in time?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 02, 2015 11:15 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at October 02, 2015 11:15 PM (ucDmr)
Eifert hung 2 TDs on them; I think Kelce can do the same.
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 11:16 PM (vsbNu)
Admiral Josh Painter, Hunt for Red October
Posted by: rd at October 02, 2015 11:11 PM (SukjU)
With Barky and Putin tweaking him on Syria, I am afraid someone will do something stupid. Like shoot down a plane belonging to the other guy in Syria or Iraq. And tit for tat, another plane or two get hit. Then someone attacks someone's base, and...
And finally Barky or Vlad will lash out and do something really, really stupid, like nuclear release stupid.
Posted by: rd at October 02, 2015 11:17 PM (SukjU)
wanaa live good as a geeezer? start deadlifting, like now life looks way fookin hard as a weak old person
Posted by: Jake at October 02, 2015 11:17 PM (eQ6k3)
Well, that is a good question. Cutler runs around, throws a ball, falls down. Whether he and anyone else on the field have any idea what each are doing is a question.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 11:17 PM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: rd at October 02, 2015 11:17 PM (SukjU)
Posted by: Country Singer at October 02, 2015 11:13 PM (nL0sw)
I'm trying to get in contact with someone there. I don't have a name.
Do you still have my work email address from when you sent me that COIST stuff?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 02, 2015 11:18 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at October 02, 2015 11:18 PM (ham8J)
Coast Guard loses contact with cargo ship beset by Hurricane Joaquin.
http://tinyurl.com/pon8zw7
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 02, 2015 11:18 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at October 02, 2015 11:19 PM (jR7Wy)
I am often struck by how shallow, dull, uninformed and incurious news-faces are.
what is crotch-it? Dude, your job is English.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 02, 2015 11:20 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: The Barrel at October 02, 2015 11:21 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 02, 2015 11:21 PM (on01m)
We had a Cold War '80's strategy for bottling up the Russian Navy in the Mediterranean. Keeping the 5th in the area and forwarding subs to nail Russian ships as they exited the Bosphorus if the Turks didn't get them.
Minus the Turks, it still will work today.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 11:22 PM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 02, 2015 11:22 PM (iHjB5)
Did I kill him or something?
Tell us Buzzion, is he with you?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:23 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 02, 2015 11:23 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at October 02, 2015 11:25 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 02, 2015 11:23 PM (fC9RO)
You have two tongues? Call me.
Posted by: Hillary at October 02, 2015 11:25 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 02, 2015 11:22 PM (iHjB5)
----
Wetware is more fun, mi amigo.
Posted by: Paolo, who is teaching your woman the language of love at October 02, 2015 11:25 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 02, 2015 11:18 PM (fC9RO)
Yes, amazingly I have it on my gmail account. Need me to shot you an email?
Posted by: Country Singer at October 02, 2015 11:26 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 02, 2015 11:26 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Butterfly McQueen at October 02, 2015 11:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: DC in River City at October 02, 2015 11:26 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: DC in River City
****
My magic 8 ball says it's Friday.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:27 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Raccoon at October 02, 2015 11:27 PM (1DH1V)
The jihadis have been threatening to take the war into Lebanon because of the Hezbollah participation. Israel whacked a car convoy of Iranian officers that were scouting the Syria Israeli border about a year ago. Killed an Iranian General and a bunch of others.
Now Russia is sending official Russian AF planes (as opposed to Russian pilots flying local planes like they did in Egypt from 1968-1972) AND Iran is sending their armed forces to provide ground support.
Be interesting to see if they do better than the Arab Syrian forces?
Posted by: rd at October 02, 2015 11:27 PM (SukjU)
This is a visceral outpouring from real people in the US. It is their heartfelt "attaboy" and encouragement to do likewise, backed by the sweat of their brow. I'm sure the other victims were good people; I'm sure it's a horrible tragedy that they died -- but the money is going to the guy who fought.
The American people, on a fundamental level, realize that we need more people who fight and not more people who die -- and send their encouragement accordingly. I'm not trying to be a coldhearted ass about this or be callous and unfeeling -- I was thinking "he's going to say this should go to the daughter of a mother who died at the scene" and started to ruminate over why his GoFundMe is rocketing while I haven't heard of hers.
Facts is facts. Dyin' comes way too easy. The success of Chris Mintz's GoFundMe is because people respect fighting for good more than dying for good -- and they want to reward and encourage it.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 11:28 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Ricky"
There's an old joke..
Two nurses are discussing the latest patient to come into the hospital. Big biker guy. One of the nurses says she heard the guy had "Swan" tattooed on his dick in one inch letters.
The other one wondered about this for a while, and told the first one she was going to go take a look.
When she was late coming back to her station, the first one got worried but then she showed up, with her hair and makeup messed up, and a few buttons missing from her blouse.
"What the hell happened to you?" she asked.
The second one replied, "It doesn't say 'Swan', it says 'Saskatchewan'!"
ba-dum!
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 02, 2015 11:28 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 02, 2015 11:29 PM (1GWCb)
Posted by: Raccoon at October 02, 2015 11:29 PM (1DH1V)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/649968099366711296
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/649968307056066560
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/649968443509358592
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/649968572542910464
Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2015 11:29 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at October 02, 2015 10:54 PM
Was doing fine until...took the dogs to the dog park today. Bailey, 5 yo lab, took a quick turn and shredded a ligament in one of her knees. Surgery next week will be about $2500!
Posted by: Farmer at October 02, 2015 11:13 PM (o/90i)
WTF? Labs are supposed to be the chunky indestructibles of the dog world.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 11:30 PM (EzgxV)
Nothing.
...
So Putin is bending TFG over, but who;s doin' Kerry? Lavrentov?
Posted by: mojo at October 02, 2015 11:30 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: DC in River City at October 02, 2015 11:26 PM (e+1S5)
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It looks and smells like Friday but feels like Tuesday. I'm all wrung out from this crapulous news week.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sowing Discord and Reaping Inter-Office Bitchery at October 02, 2015 11:30 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 11:30 PM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 02, 2015 11:32 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: mojo at October 02, 2015 11:30 PM (OmBeX)
I have a thing for horsies.
Posted by: zombie Catherine the Great at October 02, 2015 11:32 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: cthulhu
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¿que pasa, Ctholho?
Steady rain for the last 4? 5 days? I lost count. Windy, too, with gusts up to maybe 40.
No real flooding (yet). Not even related to Joaquin! 2 more days predicted - which I think will be the worst.
Lost a good sized limb out of the Happy Tree (100? yr old maple) out back, and all the dead limbs from the old pecan out front. And I lost my Stihl chInsaw a few years ago
All the rain is, well... It's really quite depressing. And makes me want to sleep a lot.
Posted by: Chi at October 02, 2015 11:32 PM (vztUc)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/649968735487434752
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/649968898650046465
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/649969030783217665
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/649969169040064512
Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2015 11:32 PM (GrXXa)
It looks and smells like Friday but feels like Tuesday. I'm all wrung out from this crapulous news week.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sowing Discord and Reaping Inter-Office Bitchery at October 02, 2015 11:30 PM (jR7Wy)
I thought it was Thursday on Tuesday. A customer said he needed a job done on Friday and I thought he meant tomorrow.
Posted by: rickl at October 02, 2015 11:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2015 11:33 PM (vsbNu)
This is a fascinating Monte Carlo simulation that makes sense (ignoring nuclear war, being killed by an illegal alien, etc.). I think there is some sort of statistical mechanism going on that weights the first year more heavily but the succeeding years are pretty uniform for a while. I would not have expected that since I have heard several times that the longer you live, the more likely you are likely to live longer thus I would have thought there would be a pretty uniform probability density for years with a slow taper to 0 at the right-hand tail.
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 11:34 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
Good. Thought I cursed him or something.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:34 PM (hVdx9)
------
Jinx has been here this week.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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2 days ago? He was driving back cross-country to secure the homestead & boats for the coming storm. He should be back by now - or soon. Hope all is well.
Posted by: Chi at October 02, 2015 11:36 PM (vztUc)
Posted by: How can you be in two places at once at October 02, 2015 11:36 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Country Singer at October 02, 2015 11:37 PM (nL0sw)
Bitch, please. A racoon, a possum, and, a bobcat come standard with The Barrel.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 11:37 PM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - good night, Gracies at October 02, 2015 11:38 PM (PF3Gg)
It's a good thing that the hurricane is tracking out to sea. A direct hit on a portion of the coast that is already waterlogged would be very, very bad.
Posted by: rickl at October 02, 2015 11:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:39 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 02, 2015 11:39 PM (9jeGC)
heartfelt "attaboy" and encouragement to do likewise, backed by the
sweat of their brow. I'm sure the other victims were good people; I'm
sure it's a horrible tragedy that they died -- but the money is going to
the guy who fought.
>>>
I kicked in a little. I don't give a crap if the extra is spent on a fancy car, cigarette boat or any other extravagance. The only thing that would upset me was if he skipped out on his boy and I don't see that happening. And hell yeah get the little dude a new dirt bike or something with part of it.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 11:39 PM (GfSPN)
Posted by: Willy J
****
Combat vet alone means that I owe the man (in my eyes). Tried to stop that POS at the cost of his own life? X2
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:41 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 02, 2015 11:42 PM (ham8J)
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------
que pasa, Ctholho?
Steady rain for the last 4? 5 days? I lost count. Windy, too, with gusts up to maybe 40.
No real flooding (yet). Not even related to Joaquin! 2 more days predicted - which I think will be the worst.
Lost a good sized limb out of the Happy Tree (100? yr old maple) out back, and all the dead limbs from the old pecan out front. And I lost my Stihl chInsaw a few years ago
All the rain is, well... It's really quite depressing. And makes me want to sleep a lot.
Posted by: Chi at October 02, 2015 11:32 PM (vztUc)
All I know is you guys have a whole lot of swamps out yonder -- and my yard is the color of straw.
I'd think that any relief from the drought out here would be the exact opposite of depressing.....but I can't remember the last time it really rained for four-or-five days straight, so I'm not sure.
What's shakin' on the business front? Are there any indoor jobs you can switch in for when outdoors aren't so hot?
The fiancee has a coworker who recently relocated from California to Greensboro, NC. He's got a 3-1/2 hole in his roof, and all the supplies to fix it, but it keeps raining -- so it doesn't get fixed. I'm thinking to myself....."er, I'm pretty sure they fix roofs when they have to, not when the weather clears." But, y'know, too many years in California rots the mind.
It done sprinked here a couple of days back. Made me do a change-up on my watering schedule.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 11:42 PM (EzgxV)
Crap, entirely possible I lost track. I know that sumbitch will light out on a cross-country trek at the drop but, but, I thought he was back home.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 11:43 PM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2015 11:43 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: How can you be in two places at once at October 02, 2015 11:36 PM (W5DcG)Oh, this is ridiculous! You guys are nothing but a pack of cards!
Posted by: Babe at October 02, 2015 11:44 PM (3pRHP)
"Ya," the old guys said, "don't live past eighty."
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 02, 2015 11:44 PM (1GWCb)
We had two nor'easters hit us back to back about a decade ago. They sat over us for days on end. More damage than the average cat 3 hurricane.
Hell, I'm only 10' above sea level here, and that's a good 10 miles off the Atlantic.
Posted by: Chi at October 02, 2015 11:45 PM (vztUc)
Posted by: Farmer at October 02, 2015 11:13 PM (o/90i)
WTF? Labs are supposed to be the chunky indestructibles of the dog world.
Posted by: cthulhu
One of my labs has had 2 knee surgeries. Same dog had pancreatitis a while back as well. Tough dogs, but shit happens.
Posted by: Aviator at October 02, 2015 11:45 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Klock Kid at October 02, 2015 11:46 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: How can you be in two places at once at October 02, 2015 11:36 PM (W5DcG)
Pass the Dutchie on the left 'coon side..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFtLONl4cNc
Posted by: Musical Cooth at October 02, 2015 11:46 PM (EzgxV)
My rule is you can't fix a leaky roof when it's raining, and when it's not raining you don't need to fix the roof!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 11:47 PM (ftVQq)
Furry buzzsaws they are. They would still be looking for parts of his face if he tried that crap.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:48 PM (hVdx9)
Is that a Pa Kettleism?
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 11:49 PM (GfSPN)
At a message board I used to frequent, just after 9/11, we had one poster say that of course the attack was horrible but she thought that Osama bin Laden was kinda cute.
As you can imagine she got excoriated.
I wrote up the following little blub for her:
Excerpt from Kabul Nights by Aziz al-Hazzim, @2001, Beeline/Afghanistan Press, P 37. All rights reserved.
" Osama entered the candle-lit bunker quietly, leaning his Ak-74 against the wall as he looked at the recumbant form lying passively on the bed. Her dark eyes bored into his from beneith her veil, enflaming his senses like the fires from a thousand World Trade Centers. Her mighty breasts heaved with passion beneith the black chador she wore. Daringly, she extended her right foot, giving the Islamic stud a glimpse of her bare ankle. The sight of 2 inches of bare flesh caused Osama's heart to beat like the thunder of a thousand AK-47s, pounding away in a glorious Jihad against the infidels of the west. Languidly, she sat up, coyly whispering in a husky voice " Take me like you're going to take the Great Satan." His engorged member strained against the front of his robe, and a lewd smile escaped the confines of his dark beard. " My followers are reading my Scud missiles for attack," he purred, " But right now I'm going to show you how I use a 'Stud' missile." Passionately, he threw himself onto the bed and into her arms...."
Yea, it was a weird time. I still think it's funny tho, and damnit we NEEDED to laugh that week.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 02, 2015 11:49 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Jake at October 02, 2015 11:49 PM (jOetT)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 02, 2015 11:50 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 02, 2015 11:51 PM (aLXXe)
Another time a possum showed up.
Those raccoons beat his furry ass something fierce. Cute yes. Docile? F*ck no!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:51 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 11:49 PM (GfSPN)
Not sure, but it sure would fit the character!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 11:52 PM (ftVQq)
I think I'll now bid y'all adieu.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 02, 2015 11:52 PM (on01m)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2015 11:52 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:53 PM (hVdx9)
I'd be missing a tongue in nothing flat!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:54 PM (hVdx9)
How come more people dont make hard liquor at home? Is it really that hard to distill Old Moron 2015?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 02, 2015 10:09 PM (iQIUe
Last year I put ten gallons of 18% apple wine outside at -12 degrees.....
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 02, 2015 11:54 PM (NB7me)
I have trapped a few raccoons at my place and released them in the wild. I am always very careful when I release them because they can do a lot of damage!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 11:54 PM (ftVQq)
I think I'll now bid y'all adieu.
----------
I bid you adieu.
Posted by: Cahrles Jhosnon at October 02, 2015 11:54 PM (ham8J)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 11:54 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 02, 2015 11:54 PM (NB7me)
The classic way to make Apple Jack IIRC!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 02, 2015 11:55 PM (ftVQq)
There was a joke in Spanish that Idaho is as well known for its potatoes as the Vatican is known for its Popes.
That there is roll-on-the-floor funny. In Spanish.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 02, 2015 11:55 PM (3pRHP)
Damn.
You.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 02, 2015 11:50 PM (9jeGC)
Heh.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 11:55 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 11:55 PM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: Bert Raccoon at October 02, 2015 11:56 PM (kBV3f)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:56 PM (hVdx9)
I think the math works for it too.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/o5qol4y
Posted by: Willy J. at October 02, 2015 11:56 PM (GfSPN)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 02, 2015 11:57 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Bert Raccoon
****
Nawwww. Too much fur. Don't want to cough up the hairballs.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 02, 2015 11:58 PM (hVdx9)
Amen. A racoon will do serious damage. Don't screw around with one.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 02, 2015 11:59 PM (ZZWNX)
She would get mad when he squirrels would raid the feeder.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 12:00 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 12:01 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at October 03, 2015 12:01 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Vagina dentata at October 03, 2015 12:02 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2015 12:02 AM (1Boes)
To a house or garage or shed... Which is why I "feel" they should all die.
"feel" it's OK if it's a feeling thing right?
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 12:03 AM (GfSPN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2015 12:04 AM (1Boes)
Word. Make you wish you wish you'd run into a boar or lesser.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 12:04 AM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 12:04 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2015 12:05 AM (dULJN)
If you see a racoon during the day and it doesn't run from you, back inside & grab your .22. It's probably rabid.
Ever see a possum's teeth up close?
I'm still amazed that my little 16 pound dog has managed to kill 3 (that I know of) without getting mauled.
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 12:05 AM (vztUc)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
****
As long as you are okay. That is what matters.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 12:05 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Vagina Parmigiana at October 03, 2015 12:07 AM (ham8J)
I'm still amazed that my little 16 pound dog has managed to kill 3 (that I know of) without getting mauled.
Posted by: Chi
****
Your dog packs heat? Talented with a blade?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 12:07 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2015 12:08 AM (3pRHP)
I'm still amazed that my little 16 pound dog has managed to kill 3 (that I know of) without getting mauled.
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 12:05 AM (vztUc)
I met a couple that had a pet possum. It perched placidly on hubby's shoulder, and would let me pet it. Yeah, mouth full of hundreds of needle-sharp little teeth, but it was not aggressive at all. Cute little critter, in its own way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 12:09 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 12:09 AM (GfSPN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 12:09 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 02, 2015 11:30 PM
They can be prone to hip and knee issues, esp the larger ones. Ours is big, not fat, 102 lbs today.
She was chasing a ball and saw a dog outside the park and turned quickly. Just like a human athlete can do she screwed up her knee.
Didn't just tear the ligament, she shredded it the vet said, nothing left. Fell bad for poor Bailey, also feel bad for my poor bank acct about to miss $2500 it doesn't have! LOL
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 12:09 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 12:10 AM (qKfed)
Furthermore, it was just a few days back that an 'ette was reporting mysteriously decapitated chickens that ended-up being 'coons.
What's spooky is how well they've adapted to suburban environments. I was driving to the store one night about 11:00 pm and went to turn left at a demand light. I drove to the light, stopped, and waited for it to turn. When it did, I saw something leave the curb to cross the street with the signal to my right -- just as I started my turn to the left. I shot it a glance and it was a very large raccoon. One that got that way by not crossing streets against the lights.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 12:11 AM (EzgxV)
I'm still amazed that my little 16 pound dog has managed to kill 3"
Nasty little rodents, Chi. Airgun? No, go full rifle on their bitch assess.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 12:11 AM (ZZWNX)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2015 12:11 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 12:12 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 12:13 AM (ZZWNX)
What is to be done is that any business or facility that declares some area a gun-free zone is open to civil liability when a shooter goes there and picks off people like shooting fish in a barrel. Those who designed the "gun-free" zone and those who implemented it need to be open to personal liability, too. If it is a government structure (like a public school) then the officials who fashioned and maintained the "gun free" silliness need to bear criminal liability for turning people into slowly moving targets for the lunatics to play with.
People and businesses and government entities can declare "gun free" zones but they need to bear the appropriate responsibility when those idiot zones attract the lunatics (usually helped to be created by the bureaucracy of idiot psychiatrists doling out insanely dangerous drugs to mildly insane people).
The left have already leapt much further in the opposite direction by trying to pin liability on the gun manufacturers and sellers (which is absolutely lunatic .. par for the course for the left) but it's about time to stop that idiocy and pin the liability where it belongs - with those who work to disarm areas and people and then open them up to the fancies of insane villains driven further crazy by negligent psychiatrists with their insane "human drug tests". Most especially it is those in government positions who need to be open to liability for their disastrous policies - which is a huge problem (given the near blanket protection against liability we have always offered them).
People want to act all holier-than-thou and leftier-than-thou by declaring gun free zones ... great. Then bear the costs of the attractive nuisance you have created for the violent, lowlife murderers that these same idiot leftists love to keep out of jail.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2015 12:13 AM (zc3Db)
Surprised I haven't seen it happen already.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 12:13 AM (ntObR)
Come on, now ... Barky didn't get the Nobel for just being elected. He got it for being black AND America-hating.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2015 12:14 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2015 12:14 AM (dULJN)
Be extra careful not to give them a 'hawk. If that fucker had opposable thumbs things might have gotten a bit sporting.
Posted by: DC in River City at October 03, 2015 12:15 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Chi at October 02, 2015 11:32 PM
Hope it doesn't get too bad there Chi. I've seen your pics of your srett flooded, it's not that bad yet?
When the weather gets to you think of TX and a special lady.
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 12:15 AM (o/90i)
If you see a racoon during the day and it doesn't run from you, back inside & grab your .22. It's probably rabid.
Ever see a possum's teeth up close?
I'm still amazed that my little 16 pound dog has managed to kill 3 (that I know of) without getting mauled.
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 12:05 AM (vztUc)
It is indeed a testament to your dog that he has been so successful.
Wait a second.....on one of my more recent rat-toy forays, I thought I saw a 'possum. Crap. Where was that?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 12:15 AM (EzgxV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 12:10 AM (qKfed)
The narration sounds like... Like a basket of puppies being tormented.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2015 12:16 AM (3pRHP)
Or how modern male deals with wildlife because guns are icky.
And funny as hell.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 12:16 AM (GfSPN)
But if I "waste" a sunny day, just inside the house and sleeping, I feel as if I'm wasting my life.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 12:16 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 12:11 AM (ZZWNX)
Exploding varmits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Wy49bWSfA
Posted by: The Exploding Hat at October 03, 2015 12:16 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ron Cadillac at October 03, 2015 12:17 AM (IA54v)
I had mine removed, now I just smell like urine dribbles and skid marks.
Posted by: Harry Reid at October 03, 2015 12:18 AM (c7vUv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 12:19 AM (zyIlW)
The new brand will be known as:
Ipecac.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 12:19 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Adriane the Geopolitical Critic ... at October 03, 2015 12:19 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
It's surprising they didn't give him a six pack of Nobels.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 12:20 AM (W5DcG)
****
That bear decides to retaliate fir the pepper spray.
"Oh, you want to spray a bear , huh? You like this? (chew, chew, chew). You like that? Yeaaahhhh.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 12:21 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2015 12:14 AM (dULJN)
Yeah. My sister had a friend whose family had a de-scented skunk for a pet. The animal was very devoted to the father in the household, but would barely tolerate any of the family members. Sort of an extreme case of a "one-man dog".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 12:21 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
It's surprising they didn't give him a six pack of Nobels.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 12:20 AM (W5DcG)
Any bets that Clock Boy gets one of the sicentific Nobels?
Posted by: The Nobel Hat at October 03, 2015 12:21 AM (vBeA5)
What is to be done is that any business or facility that declares some area a gun-free zone is open to civil liability when a shooter goes there and picks off people like shooting fish in a barrel. Those who designed the "gun-free" zone and those who implemented it need to be open to personal liability, too. If it is a government structure (like a public school) then the officials who fashioned and maintained the "gun free" silliness need to bear criminal liability for turning people into slowly moving targets for the lunatics to play with.
People and businesses and government entities can declare "gun free" zones but they need to bear the appropriate responsibility when those idiot zones attract the lunatics (usually helped to be created by the bureaucracy of idiot psychiatrists doling out insanely dangerous drugs to mildly insane people).
The left have already leapt much further in the opposite direction by trying to pin liability on the gun manufacturers and sellers (which is absolutely lunatic .. par for the course for the left) but it's about time to stop that idiocy and pin the liability where it belongs - with those who work to disarm areas and people and then open them up to the fancies of insane villains driven further crazy by negligent psychiatrists with their insane "human drug tests". Most especially it is those in government positions who need to be open to liability for their disastrous policies - which is a huge problem (given the near blanket protection against liability we have always offered them).
People want to act all holier-than-thou and leftier-than-thou by declaring gun free zones ... great. Then bear the costs of the attractive nuisance you have created for the violent, lowlife murderers that these same idiot leftists love to keep out of jail.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2015 12:13 AM (zc3Db)
^^^This. If you declare someplace "gun-free", you are entirely responsible for people's security there. You're asking them to put down their own protection and put themselves in your hands -- you own it.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 12:21 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Aviator at October 02, 2015 11:45 PM
Indeed Aviator. Bailey is tough as nails and strong!
I wish shit would happen to liberal douchebags rather than Morons!
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 12:21 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
--------------------
I've got a really nice Gamo barrel- break air rifle that could take out coon with a well placed shot. But I wouldn't try it - probably just piss it off.
And yeah, I witnessed doggeh kill one of those possums. Heard the crunch, too. I may have a pic of that one...
He might think he's a real pincher instead of a min-pin.
Farmer, sad about Bailey - and your wallet.
At least I don't have to worry about that. Tucker doesn't have much interest in balls.
Now, if you have a stick, or a stuffed rat toy? You've got a friend for life!
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 12:22 AM (vztUc)
Surprised I haven't seen it happen already.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 12:13 AM (ntObR)
I rode in the jumpseat of one of the Disneyland steam trains, and (IIRC) the fireman owned a deodorized skunk.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 12:23 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 12:23 AM (W5DcG)
"Oh, you want to spray a bear , huh? You like this? (chew, chew, chew). You like that? Yeaaahhhh.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 12:21 AM (hVdx9)
"You're not really here for the hunting, are you?"
Posted by: the bear at October 03, 2015 12:23 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: The Nobel Hat at October 03, 2015 12:21 AM (vBeA5)
Nope. In my optimism I have to believe we haven't fallen that far.
Although the realist in me would not be surprised one bit.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 12:23 AM (9jeGC)
Miley Cyrus has a pet pig. And apparently not one of the pigmy kind. Crazy is as crazy does.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 12:23 AM (GfSPN)
A friend said he knew a couple that had a pet skunk and it would walk up to him with a comb to be brushed for a bit.
I wouldn't keep them and there is a difference between something hand raised that probably won't attack you in a fit of rage and fear and a wild critter that probably will.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2015 12:23 AM (3pRHP)
Be extra careful not to give them a 'hawk. If that fucker had opposable thumbs things might have gotten a bit sporting.
Posted by: DC in River City at October 03, 2015 12:15 AM (e+1S5)
That was a fine, fine bit of surrealism....
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 12:24 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: The Nobel Hat at October 03, 2015 12:21 AM (vBeA5)
Since his clock had a beeper, he's a shoe-in for the no-bell prize.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 12:24 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: the bear
****
Heyyyy. Those bears were asking for it trying to swim in the ocean and stuff.
That's MY turf.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 12:25 AM (hVdx9)
>>>
Only after he adapts it to Nobels invention. That's how Barky got his by promising to blow up the world IIRC.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 12:26 AM (GfSPN)
All these leftists are falling all over themselves to blow this kid.
Disgusting.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 12:28 AM (hVdx9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 12:10 AM (qKfed)
I'm dying here.
If she had just yelled louder the bear would have understood her.
Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2015 12:29 AM (sdi6R)
Any skunk you remember seeing on TV was most likely de-glanded & trained.
Think Danny Bonneduce on The Partridge Family.
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 12:29 AM (vztUc)
He does.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 12:19 AM
That's all good. You 2 make me smile.
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 12:30 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 12:32 AM (ntObR)
She may learn this lesson someday. Husbands much like Bears become immune to nagging.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 12:32 AM (GfSPN)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 12:33 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2015 12:34 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cahrles Jhosnon at October 02, 2015 11:54 PM (ham8J)
Even after 4 months, CJ's 10k GFM campaign isn't even 1/3 funded.
Granted, in a completely sane world that GFM number would be zero, but one takes what one can get.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 03, 2015 12:34 AM (wZ2hu)
Ha! I was talking about the time he got sprayed! Although now that you mention it, he does look like he smells atrocious...
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 12:34 AM (vztUc)
Posted by: Killerdog at October 03, 2015 12:34 AM (CanRu)
Anyway. Looking forward to watching "Point Blank."
I've been keeping up with John Nolte's list of the 165 (??) greatest American movies of all time. Thanks to him I have a whole batch of new flicks to catch up to, such as the early Michael Mann feature "Thief" from 1981.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 12:36 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 12:22 AM
LOL, the young one, 8 mo Kahlua, LOVES sticks, the bigger the better.
They also have a small storage bin filled w/ all kinds of toys. I'll bet my [strike]lunatic[/strike] loving wife has bought them over 30 toys that are in there.
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 12:38 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: JohnJ at October 03, 2015 12:39 AM (TF/YA)
Woman: "squeak, squeak, squeak!"
Bear: "da fuq?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 12:39 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 12:39 AM (o/90i)
bet my [strike]lunatic[/strike] loving wife has bought them over 30 toys
that are in there.>>>
If they put them back in the bin when they are done playing with them their smarter than my kids ever were.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 12:40 AM (GfSPN)
It is Blue Velvet time.
...[baby] wants to f***.
What a strange and ironic coincidence that so many mass-shootings have occurred in gun-free zones.
Who'da thunk it?
Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at October 03, 2015 12:41 AM (l2dSQ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 03, 2015 12:41 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 12:41 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 12:39 AM (o/90i)
Just [ s ], [ /s ].
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 12:41 AM (0yhH4)
Is that the plot twist? Is that M. Night Shanana's nom de plume?
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 03, 2015 12:42 AM (4pTOn)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 03, 2015 12:41 AM (0O7c5)
You know what they say, big feet . . . big boots!
Posted by: Cowboy Curtis at October 03, 2015 12:42 AM (wZ2hu)
She may learn this lesson someday. Husbands much like Bears become immune to nagging.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 12:32 AM (GfSPN)
The noble bear demonstraits how to deal with whiny Leftist losers.
Posted by: The Great Patriarchical Bear Spirit at October 03, 2015 12:42 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 12:42 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 03, 2015 12:41 AM (0O7c5)
Shoe? Foot print!
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 03, 2015 12:43 AM (4pTOn)
Who'da thunk it? >>>
And under Obama being prez.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 12:43 AM (GfSPN)
Alls I knows is, I've been hearing about how good it is for years now.
Posted by: qdpsteve
It's definitely "different."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 12:44 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 12:44 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 12:46 AM (hVdx9)
Who'da thunk it? >>>
And under Obama being prez.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 12:43 AM (GfSPN)
What, you suspect that weakness of dignity and spirit might lead to an increased risk of predatory violence? GetOuttaTown!
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 12:47 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: The Zoning Hat at October 03, 2015 12:48 AM (vBeA5)
I bet 100% of the horde dog owners have that same bin of toys.
Tucker plays with about 3 of his. The last of the stuffed rats that Cooth sent, a "Nylabone" that he will chew on 'til he passes out (they last less than a week), and and old stuffed duck that Mom mistook for a sock it's so mangled.
His first order of business on a new toy? Find. That. Squeaker. Kill it.
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 12:48 AM (vztUc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIhikj3U7yY
Melanie Raccoon Rides Her Bike:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwtdIXWGry4
Posted by: Adriane the Geopolitical Critic ... at October 03, 2015 12:49 AM (qOsoH)
Congratulations all you fucking dumb NRA supporters and your stupid "Right to bear arms". You have done it again. How many this time 9 murdered ? I used to love America, and think the majority of Americans were sensible and good people. But so many of you go out of your way to prove me wrong.
How many guns did this dipshit have legally? About 12. Why?????? To the few that remain who cannot understand this senseless violence, I feel your pain and anguish, to the rest of you and your gun rights, fuck you.
Koala
By the way, this hypocrite fucker enjoys coming to Las Vegas about once a year. Wish we had a border control that could anally probe this guy to the point of suicide and then tell him if he hates the US so much, stay the fuck out.
If anyone here wants to join the forum called "Roughing the Punter," and flatten this idiot, all you have to do is sign up to comment; bear in mind you don't have to provide verifiable info to do so however, as I recall.
http://tinyurl.com/pp9mb85
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 12:49 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: JohnJ at October 03, 2015 12:39 AM (TF/YA)
Point of order!
Posted by: Chris Mintz's Father at October 03, 2015 12:49 AM (4pTOn)
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 12:50 AM (qKfed)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pstlsoe
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 12:50 AM (hVdx9)
Evil Rethuglacins don't want people sleeping better at night!!!
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at October 03, 2015 12:51 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 12:40 AM
LOL Willy, almost never.
Actually both are pretty smart for doggehs, but that's one thing they just don't get. Jules has given them tons of toys to keep them as puppehs from being destructive.
They just like to play w/ them too much to return them.
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 12:51 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 12:52 AM (W5DcG)
gun free Australia just had a terrorist shooting at a police station ...
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at October 03, 2015 12:52 AM (qOsoH)
They put that raccoon in dollar skates & it's Katie Bar the Door!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at October 03, 2015 12:54 AM (qOsoH)
Gut felling there was an uptick after he got into office. Then at first I thought I was wrong when I went to look it up. Odd the way they listed these in this MSM article.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nqm7j8x
Being the title is since and the oldest pop first.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 12:54 AM (GfSPN)
I like what Kurt Schlicter said at Twitter, libs don't give a fuck about saving lives with gun control. They just want more government control over individuals' lives.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 12:54 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 12:48 AM
Heehee. We call it find the prize inside! Gotta get that squeaker. It must die!
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 12:57 AM (o/90i)
He was attending Umpqua Community College to become a fitness trainer. He was shot in his fourth day of classes. Just as a suggestion, he should maybe switch to giving courses in "how to be a goddamned hero when a fucking lunatic starts shooting up the place" and skip the classes. It may even pay better, and he's already got the credentials.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 12:57 AM (EzgxV)
Fuck you, you supine bitch. As you are not an American your "I Like -to-take-it-in-the-ass- rant means nothing.
You are exactly like Neville Chamberlain, ignoring reality and patting yourself on the back while doing so. Unlike you, some of us here understand that disarming people is to set them up as lambs to the slaughter is the problem.
If we had listened to pussies like you we would still be living in caves afraid of our shadow. DIAF you gutless POS.
Sincerely,
Fuck you
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 12:57 AM (hVdx9)
Same reason I never got as wound up as the wife about the kids not putting the toys away without a reminder. If they were playing they would sleep. and with kids and dogs they always do less less damage when their sleeping.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 12:58 AM (GfSPN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 12:58 AM (W5DcG)
Meh. If it weren't for "gun-happy" Americans that dork probably would never have been born since his grandparents would have likely died in a Japanese prison camp.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2015 12:58 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 12:59 AM (ntObR)
Or one of the reasons to always carry a knife.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 12:59 AM (GfSPN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 01:00 AM (ntObR)
Took in crazy-ass young female relative once (big mistake). Among other horror stories...
One evening at the back door I find her with a full grown raccoon... INside the house... sitting up on its haunches a foot from her.
"Isn't it cute!"
Idiot girl. Also, lucky. Coon ran out when I showed up and yelled.
I'll re-tell my possum story some other night.
gnite fer realz now
Posted by: mindful webworker - just gonna sleep now... at October 03, 2015 01:00 AM (sHeAx)
Took in crazy-ass young female relative once (big mistake). Among other horror stories...
One evening at the back door I find her with a full grown raccoon... INside the house... sitting up on its haunches a foot from her.
"Isn't it cute!"
Idiot girl. Also, lucky. Coon ran out when I showed up and yelled.
I'll re-tell my possum story some other night.
gnite fer realz now
Posted by: mindful webworker - just gonna sleep now... at October 03, 2015 01:00 AM (sHeAx)
Was she in the habit of sleeping with rattlesnakes on other nights?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 01:01 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2015 01:03 AM (YJmuy)
Seriously, great stuff.
Posted by: qdpsteve at
****
I really did hold back a little. So sick of these foreign castratos talking shit.
I like to think if I am in an active shooter situation that I will die trying to rip the bastard's throat out.
For the record, I do not consider myself a macho man or badass. I do have a thing about not dying like a bitch, tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 01:03 AM (hVdx9)
I read about the Australia shootings early this morning.
Ne v er saw another word after that. Didn't know it was terrorists.
Of course, it was less than 24 hours after The Annointed One used Australia as a shining example of gunsalted laws, so we won't hear anything about it from the MFM.
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 01:03 AM (vztUc)
Unless you raise one from birth, THEY ARE NOT TAME.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 01:03 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 01:04 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 03, 2015 01:05 AM (2x3L+)
"the avengers", the 60's british show is on right now on a channel called cozi (every 1:00 am est).
yes, john steed and the superb emma peel. diana rigg is just too too. oh you you you, you. smashing.
why do i come on this site, indeed.
doing the good work, i guess.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 03, 2015 01:06 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 12:58 AM
They love the squeaker as to get annoyingly squeaking noises going on to the owners (is that PC, owners?).
But pretty soon the goal is to rip that MFer out the heart of the toy and cause silly pet owners to go buy another new one. It's a devious plot I tell ya!
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 01:07 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 01:07 AM (GfSPN)
Unless you raise one from birth, THEY ARE NOT TAME.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 01:03 AM (x3GpS)
Point of order -- they are not tame if hand-raised, they are acclimated. Difference being that "tame" involves outbreeding the aggression, where acclimating overlays it with pseudo-parental care.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 01:07 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Willy J
****
I have no desire to be a hero, but if I ran out and left others to die when I could have made a difference, I don't think I could live with myself.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 01:09 AM (hVdx9)
Look at the pics afterward. They're falling into step just as ordered by authority.
Being passive and acquiescent to authority leads to lack of thinking for oneself and waiting to find out by watching others what the correct thing to do is.
As a result anyone with more will than they will cause them to obey first and question second. In this case it lead to a bullet.
That this guy was able to take the time to question them on their religion indicates how well he controlled the situation by will power alone.
It's why cops and bank robbers shout; to stun and overwhelm.
Works best on those who have not been prepared for this in some way and they usually are also generally weak willed.
That no one (apparently) came to help Mintz is a testament to the wussies we are breeding in this country. Or at least they're the ones going to Community College.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 01:10 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 03, 2015 01:10 AM (gvKlG)
And too much of the rawhides can really clog them up & do damage.
Pics of the pup? Name?
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 01:10 AM (vztUc)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 03, 2015 01:05 AM (2x3L+)
I am given to understand that the best thing for an aggressive-chewer Great Dane is a Democrat neighbor.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 01:10 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 03, 2015 01:10 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 01:10 AM (GfSPN)
IOW, what Farmer said.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 03, 2015 01:12 AM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 01:12 AM (qKfed)
But the real question is why he pretends to care about what happens here, anyway. That all seems sort of strange. I have some strong opinions about how the Aussies run their country but I don't really care what they do to themselves. I might laugh at them about some things but I would never get wound up over something. They want to confiscate their guns? Good for them. "Knock yourselves out!" I'll laugh at it but it's not as if I would start screaming at Australians about it. A nice debate about their stupidity? Sure. But, in the end, I couldn't care less what they do. It's their country to screw up as they see fit.
But, for some reason, everyone in the world seems to think they have some ownership of this nation. Sadly, this is encouraged by the anti-nation-state left and the globalists on the "right" (like the Bushes). Many of the dipshits in Britain thought that they had some right to affect our elections - not just talk about things but actually lobby American voters and more.
This is why I was so offended when barky was allowed to hold the largest political rally of 2008 (perhaps in American history) in a friggin foreign nation, for friggin foreigners, paid in part by a friggin foreign government. That was about teh most offensive and repulsive political act ever committed, here ... and no one seemed to think he should be thrown out of the race for that (let alone jailed for that multiple offense of campaigning and campaign financing that the Berlin rally entailed). All McShame could think to say about that (McShame of the un-Constitutional McShame-Feingold campaign financing stupidity) was to call Barky a "celebrity". And then the world figured that they have the right to participate in our elections and to shape our laws. Mexico took that ball and ran when it joined Barky in suing Arizona (another act for which Barky should have been impeached ...)
It's just crazy. And pathetic.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2015 01:13 AM (zc3Db)
Wouldn't that give him gas?
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 03, 2015 01:13 AM (gvKlG)
Tame is when the natural defensive urges and territoriality is either channeled or suppressed.
Raccoons are good for this as they live close to people and are not shy whereas Possums may revert quicker as they are more shy and more defensive in their nature.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 01:14 AM (x3GpS)
Sometimes
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 03, 2015 01:14 AM (gvKlG)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 01:15 AM (GfSPN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 01:15 AM (ntObR)
NAS? No shit - you're less than 10 miles from me.
After the storms subside, I'd be honored to buy you a beer one day.
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 01:16 AM (vztUc)
I see NAS & instantly this VAB...
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 01:18 AM (vztUc)
It can be a person, a group of people, a nation. Members of a religious group such as Jews.
Anyway half-assed psychoshrink can tell you, if you're really healthy upstairs, you don't need to compare yourself to others, to either put yourself down or up. You live your life and are happy to let others live theirs.
There's massive mental health dysfunction in this country IMHO. Just massive.
We also need to teach people to put their reason in charge of their emotion, rather than the other way around. But even if society was smart enough to recognize that need, it would take generations to fix.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 01:18 AM (ntObR)
Thanks for the advice. My vet said the same thing about picking a dog food to be weary of Chinese made any food. I forgot to apply that to bones.
Cthulhu, unfortunately, I like my 2 neighbors who are both evangelicals and really great people. Horse and dog owners. I'll have to broaden my horizons and target hobo hitchhikers which I have in abundance here.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 03, 2015 01:19 AM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 01:20 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 01:10 AM (GfSPN)
I've been holding out on you guys..... http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2700/fc02700.htm -- just peek at this for now.
In the bigger picture: it's been going on since 3/30/98, Mark Stanley's a genius and will amply deserve a Hugo at the end of this, and it's too damned easy to run through this years at a time. It's due to come to an end very soon -- and when it does, speed-reading it will be an amazing and wonderful experience.
But for right now, just peek at the one in the first paragraph.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 01:20 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 01:10 AM
Not that I remember. Do you recall anything more about it? I think our 2 labs would love it.
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 01:20 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 01:21 AM (qKfed)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 01:15 AM (ntObR)
I think he also might yearn for a global government. This is one of the reasons why leaving the UN in existence is such an awful idea. It never should ahve been born, to begin with, but at least during the Cold War the UN was nothing but a sad joke taht spent all of its time doling out resolutions against Israel and not much more. Since the fall of the USSR, though, the UN has been given many more powers (much thanks to Bush Sr. on that point, in one of the dumbest moves in all of human history) and actually teases the weak and stupid into believing that global government is just around the corner ... if they can just make that one last push. The EU stands as a good example of where they managed to bully the populations into their scheme - when the EU constitution went down in flames in the only votes that were allowed for it, the EU committee immediately swerved and used the Lisbon "Treaty" instead ... therefore not requiring any silly votes of the future subjects ... This all just whet the appetites of the globalist loons.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2015 01:21 AM (zc3Db)
emotion, rather than the other way around. But even if society was smart
enough to recognize that need, it would take generations to fix.>>>
A sentence all children need to hear whenever they bleat "That's not fair"
"life isn't fair get fing used to it"
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 01:22 AM (GfSPN)
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 01:23 AM (qKfed)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 01:24 AM (ntObR)
emotion
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 01:22 AM (GfSPN)
But, muh feelz!!11
Posted by: Special Little Snowflake at October 03, 2015 01:25 AM (vBeA5)
Wouldn't that give him gas?
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 03, 2015 01:13 AM
LMAO, good thing I didn't have mouthful of wine or I'd be trying to sue you for a new keyboard.
TY
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 01:26 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 01:26 AM (W5DcG)
You said "Navy Yard" then NAS, I assumed east coast & thought Oceana.
How long ago was NOB? That tunnel commute is 10x worse now, I bet.
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 01:27 AM (vztUc)
-Brennan
Posted by: Brennan at October 03, 2015 01:29 AM (i0zgQ)
>>>
Without something to chew on it would drive them nuts just like them chewing on the toy does to you.
I just googeld this site and the first rabbit in distress coyote call on it is very squeak toy like.
http://www.theraspyrabbit.com/pages/Call-Sounds.html
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 01:31 AM (GfSPN)
Tunnel is a toll tunnel now. Midtown, I think? The one next to Portsmouth hospital. Was free when I was there. Our official working hours in port were 0500-1400 to beat the traffic. But the XO wanted all O's in at least an hour early, and we always stayed late. So getting underway was almost a relief. Not quite, but close.
Fuck the fuckin' boat. I hate that fuckin' SWO shit.
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 01:32 AM (qKfed)
Glad to know you are safely out of Afghanistan. Be well.
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 01:35 AM (o/90i)
True story: my HS biology teacher got killed a day or two before Christmas, in the parking garage of the mall. He handed over his wallet, his car keys, and the gifts he bought for his wife and two kids. They shot him anyway.
Now, my rule is that is you point a gun at me, one of us will not see the next sunrise. I'm confident to the point of arrogance, but I know I might lose. Don't care. I will not submit, I will not comply, and if I die I will die with the blood of my enemies on my hands and on my teeth.
Why? Because fuck you, that's why.
Posted by: DC in River City at October 03, 2015 01:36 AM (e+1S5)
- 2 years Gulf Coast for flight school
- about a year in San Diego for FRS
- 3 years Guam
- 2 more years Gulf Coast
- 2 years Norfolk/SWO life
- 1 year Kansas
- 1 year AFG
- 3 more years Kansas
- 3ish years split between DC and Kabul, not sure which was worse
- now back to Gulf Coast, flying into retirement
Finally happy again.
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 01:36 AM (qKfed)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 01:37 AM (EzgxV)
And yeah - midtown tunnel. Did you know the Nevergiveup is at Portsmouth Naval Hospital all the damned time? I think he's stuck there this weekend, in fact.
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 01:38 AM (vztUc)
My first ship was home ported there. 1971-73
Dad was there in WW2 and I was there 30 years later.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 01:40 AM (W5DcG)
Another true story only slightly related. We got a new HS principal in the late 70s. Someone set off firecrackers in the lunch room and he hit the fing deck. Everyone laughed until they learned he had been in Vietnam.
So there is a logical response prior to rushing but not a logical reason to sitting still. Oh and he was a cool ass dude if you got him talking about his life.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 01:43 AM (GfSPN)
I love that bird.
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 01:44 AM (qKfed)
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 01:46 AM (qKfed)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 01:49 AM (ntObR)
498 My first det out of Guam, we were SAR det for the gator for Okinawa. We stayed at Iwakuni, ship was at Sasebo, Marines were at Okinawa. One of our HACs was the son of a Marine Vietnam vet, they both flew H-46s. Compared logbooks one time, they had flown several of the same aircraft.
I love that bird.
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 01:44 AM (qKfed)
For each and every one of the vets here.....thank you for your service -- it is impossible to begin to describe how much it is appreciated.
But even more so, thank you for being here now. For being half-cocked examples like Chris Mintz -- knowing to run TOWARD the gunfire....because your children, wives, lovers, and utterly clueless stupid dipshits like me need an example of how to react if we want to survive.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 01:53 AM (EzgxV)
saw some of the honor blackman "avengers" and was disappointed. stagy productions but moreso, she was curiously dry, without much appeal (pun intended).
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 03, 2015 01:53 AM (WTSFk)
I bought a half gallon of store brand ice cream the other day ( which has shrunk to 1 1/2 qts these days ).
I am tempted to call the 800 number and cuss the poor soul that answers the phone until they cry.
ATTN Food Lion - you shouldn't call it Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup ice cream. That is false advertising. Just label it Chocolate with a disclaimer on the lid - "warning - may contain trace amounts of peanuts"
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 01:53 AM (RLCmM)
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 01:46 AM
Yep, I do.
We have St. Mary's 4th graders coming to the Lincoln-Manahan Home soon.
Would either of your kids be in 4th?
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 01:54 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 01:55 AM (GfSPN)
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 01:55 AM (qKfed)
Posted by: cthulhu"
****
Let the Chinese hack the database that has their info...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 01:55 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 01:55 AM (qKfed)
You can fuckin' try, but your money's no good as far as I'm concerned.....and I'm a sneaky sonofabitch.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 01:56 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 03, 2015 01:58 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 01:58 AM (qKfed)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 02:00 AM (GfSPN)
Cool. Be well and hope you can get home soon.
Nite all and thanks for the fun. Work beckons tomorrow.
T
Posted by: Farmer at October 03, 2015 02:03 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 02:05 AM (EzgxV)
Never Gitmo?
When was the last time it was used as a real base, anyway?
Dad was stationed there, i was born there (late 60's), sadly Dad was killed a few short years later on a shakedown cruise just off the coast.
I would bet good money that most people don't know dick about it's history, and only know of it since Bush.
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 02:06 AM (RLCmM)
Never Gitmo?
When was the last time it was used as a real base, anyway?
Dad was stationed there, i was born there (late 60's), sadly Dad was killed a few short years later on a shakedown cruise just off the coast.
I would bet good money that most people don't know dick about it's history, and only know of it since Bush.
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 02:06 AM (RLCmM)
Shhhhh!!!! You never want to go full Cuban!!!!
Posted by: Marcthulho Rubio at October 03, 2015 02:10 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 02:10 AM (GfSPN)
I heard Gitmo had the only flying club in the world that was limited to pattern ops only. That would get old real fast.
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 02:12 AM (qKfed)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:13 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Marcthulho Rubio
****
Ahem. A number of us Cubans are beyond wanting him to 'splain his BS. We want him to STFU and drop out.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 02:15 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 02:16 AM (GfSPN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:13 AM (zyIlW)
Howdy, howdy -- I know you're in an apartment, but you're probably better off without dry straw as a lawn with adobe cracks (Cooth) or 10 inches of water in your wannabe rice-paddy (Chi) and maybe a hurricane on the way.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 02:17 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:17 AM (zyIlW)
Gave management my two-month notice that I'm moving the hell out.
Jacking up my rent $150 bucks, after all the shit I've had to deal with, nope. Not worth $850/mo.
Looking at Killeen or Cove.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:20 AM (zyIlW)
HA!
Did I ever tell you the story of how my little brother and I floated to America on a boat we made from the hood of a '42 Pontiac?
I am an illegal immigrant, you know.
I used to tell that story all the time at the bar. Buddies would be in the corner in tears they were laughing so hard.
Story changed every time I told it, but it always included me showing them my "green card" (an old green security pass from working at NAS JRB New Orleans after Katrina) and my best acting performance - "poor little Paco, he did not make it..."
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 02:20 AM (RLCmM)
We all have our pet peeves.
No worries.
Posted by: SMFH>>>
If it was up to my school learning alone. My English would be a second language. Thanks I need all the help I can get
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 02:21 AM (GfSPN)
We all have our pet peeves.
No worries.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:17 AM (zyIlW)
And, BTW, thank you -- and I'm glad you're back to provide a little safety over Texas. I'm thankful for Grim, too. You are where you need to be.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 02:21 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:22 AM (zyIlW)
Gave management my two-month notice that I'm moving the hell out.
Jacking up my rent $150 bucks, after all the shit I've had to deal with, nope. Not worth $850/mo.
Looking at Killeen or Cove.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:20 AM (zyIlW)
Norfolk, VA, not in range?
I'd love to offer a bedroom in the NC Triad, except that I can't seem to get the fiancee to acquire a property there.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 02:24 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:25 AM (zyIlW)
HA!
Did I ever tell you the story of how my little brother and I floated to America on a boat we made from the hood of a '42 Pontiac?
I am an illegal immigrant, you know.
I used to tell that story all the time at the bar. Buddies would be in the corner in tears they were laughing so hard.
Story changed every time I told it, but it always included me showing them my "green card" (an old green security pass from working at NAS JRB New Orleans after Katrina) and my best acting performance - "poor little Paco, he did not make it..."
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 02:20 AM (RLCmM)
At least it wasn't, "poor little Tucker -- he was turned into a Min-Pin."
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 02:26 AM (EzgxV)
Just last week, you were lamenting how "bachelorfied" this heap is.
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 02:27 AM (RLCmM)
America on a boat we made from the hood of a '42 Pontiac?
>>>
What you were too lazy to bring the whole car or truck over?
http://floatingcubans.com/
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 02:29 AM (GfSPN)
America on a boat we made from the hood of a '42 Pontiac?
>>>
What you were too lazy to bring the whole car or truck over?
http://floatingcubans.com/
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 02:29 AM (GfSPN)
That's nothing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp6HF7mxTlo
Posted by: The Surfin' Hat at October 03, 2015 02:35 AM (vBeA5)
Ingredients needed:
1 hurricane
1 Windsurfing rig
1 set of strong arms and legs
= Freeeeedom
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 02:37 AM (hVdx9)
And it's not here.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:22 AM (zyIlW)
Tell me about it. I moved to Silicon Valley because of a girl. I've done computer consulting, run telecom manufacturing, done internal-audit for learning software, been the controller for industrial robotics, and handled financials for semicustom chip fabrication, among other things.
I look around this place, and it is FULL of H1-b visas doing God-knows-what, companies whose business plans are entirely data-mining their customers, companies who want to spy on someone else, restaurants who want to feed successful spies, venture finance companies who want to underwrite spy firms before they can sell out to the Feds, false fronts for the Feds to develop additional ways to spy on people, unions, loathsome non-profits, spam, spies, spam, cheetos, spam, and spies.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 02:38 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 02:39 AM (GfSPN)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 02:38 AM (EzgxV)
Did you say "spam", because I think you just said "spam"!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej8v-3t8-bs
Posted by: The Spam Hat at October 03, 2015 02:41 AM (vBeA5)
Interestingly, my last employer, a hoity-toity lobbying firm, in a liberal state, with a very upscale and political atmosphere, had an unusual section in the disaster guide. Under office shooters/violence, there was a whole section about fighting back.
The funniest places sometimes...
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2015 02:43 AM (bLnSU)
http://floatingcubans.com/
Posted by: Willy J.
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Dude - I was only 7!!! (Or 8 or 9 or 10, depending on the day I told the story). Little Paco was only 4.
The sail was usually made from a shower curtain.
What amazed me was how many people heard the story 2 or 3 times, but still teared up & bought me drinks.
Gotta love the drunks at your local dive bar...
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 02:43 AM (RLCmM)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 02:44 AM (GfSPN)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 02:38 AM (EzgxV)
Did you say "spam", because I think you just said "spam"!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej8v-3t8-bs
Posted by: The Spam Hat at October 03, 2015 02:41 AM (vBeA5)
You should have been focusing on "spying" -- and, BTW, it has been noted that your fapping is off 10%....are you feeling depressed? If so, you may have to divest yourself of firearms and appear at a local DMV to reassess the restrictions on your driver's license.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 02:44 AM (EzgxV)
539 What you were too lazy to bring the whole car or truck over?
http://floatingcubans.com/
Posted by: Willy J.
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Dude - I was only 7!!! (Or 8 or 9 or 10, depending on the day I told the story). Little Paco was only 4.
The sail was usually made from a shower curtain.
What amazed me was how many people heard the story 2 or 3 times, but still teared up & bought me drinks.
Gotta love the drunks at your local dive bar...
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 02:43 AM (RLCmM)
When my family came over from Ireland, they used sails made from aunt Agnes' bloomers on a raft made of peat.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 02:47 AM (EzgxV)
That is disturbing.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 02:44 AM (GfSPN)
It's the late-night crew free-associating on the ONT in the early morn.....you were expecting, maybe, validation of conventional wisdom?!?!?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 02:49 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu
****
You forgot to mention the polyps in his colon.
Posted by: Just Some Guys In Black at October 03, 2015 02:50 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bomber at October 03, 2015 02:51 AM (qKfed)
Your Aunt Agnes had bloomers!???!?!?!?!
My Aunties made sails out of their braided hair & we roped together the stiff corpses of our Potato Famine starved chilling' for the raft!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Irish from Yorkshire Critic ... at October 03, 2015 02:53 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: cthulhu
****
You forgot to mention the polyps in his colon.
Posted by: Just Some Guys In Black at October 03, 2015 02:50 AM (hVdx9)
The polyps in his colon merely change the discounts on his ration card that allow various types and combinations of foods. Nothing to do with cramming mandates down his throat, not at all.....
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 02:53 AM (EzgxV)
What amazed me was how many people heard the story 2 or 3 times, but still teared up bought me drinks.>>>
Unfortunately no drinks ever came from this story my brother used to tell. But I got picked on way less than a scrawny kid in HS should have.
The story was my father who never smiled (true) and wore a pin striped suit to work. Was part of the Detroit Mob and we were in some kind of witness protection. One day my father hit a dog with his car by accident in the neighborhood. Knocked on doors to see who it belonged to.The owner said it's mine put it in this garbage can. All anyone saw was my dad dropping a dead dog in the G can and the story stuck.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 02:54 AM (GfSPN)
morn.....you were expecting, maybe, validation of conventional
wisdom?!?!?!?>>>
I was more telling him he hit his intended target.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 02:56 AM (GfSPN)
Your Aunt Agnes had bloomers!???!?!?!?!
My Aunties made sails out of their braided hair & we roped together the stiff corpses of our Potato Famine starved chilling' for the raft!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Irish from Yorkshire Critic ... at October 03, 2015 02:53 AM (qOsoH)
Oh, I only wish my aunties could have had hair.....they wouldn't have had to raid the toxic laundries they all worked in for the soiled stolen bloomers they stole from diseased whores who no longer needed them because their parts had rotted off in order to make crude sails to set-out for America, though 99% died.....
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 02:58 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu
****
Well they HAVE to go down his throat after the discovery of polyps (ISWYDT).
Posted by: Just Some Guys In Black at October 03, 2015 03:01 AM (hVdx9)
Before I go, can I get four candles? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGpaj2nHIo
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:04 AM (EzgxV)
It is, however, despite what the article says, not a new phenomenon. I remember seeing an X-rated bigfoot-sex mini-comic back in the '80s or '90s. The theme in that one, as with the new ones as well, was that bigfoot must be as well-endowed in the penile department as he is in the foot department.
And while I was typing that I had a flash back to a literary journal short story I read a gazillion years ago, published by a major university's English department, that featured a story about a woman who was raped by a gorilla -- and really enjoyed it very much.
What's old is new again. Except now, it becomes a "community."
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2015 03:05 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at October 03, 2015 03:05 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at October 03, 2015 03:10 AM (OQ9R7)
God to see ya! Even if it is just a drive-by.
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 03:13 AM (RLCmM)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 03:13 AM (GfSPN)
Thanks CDR M!
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at October 03, 2015 03:05 AM (OQ9R7)
SLAP!!!!!! *HUGS*
Um.....I've been worried about you.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:15 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:20 AM (EzgxV)
-Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:15 AM (EzgxV)
Why?
I'm not actually looking for an answer to that, as I am about to hit the hay.
Knock it off, Cooth. You worry too much.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at October 03, 2015 03:20 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:24 AM (EzgxV)
-Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:15 AM (EzgxV)
Why?
I'm not actually looking for an answer to that, as I am about to hit the hay.
Knock it off, Cooth. You worry too much.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at October 03, 2015 03:20 AM (OQ9R7)
My major talent is worrying, and you haven't been around to quell my fretting. I am, however, overjoyed at your visit.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:27 AM (EzgxV)
Uuuuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhh!
Posted by: Terry Jones in the SPAM sketch ... at October 03, 2015 03:30 AM (qOsoH)
562 cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:27 AM (EzgxV)
My major talent is worrying, and you haven't been around to quell my fretting.
This from someone who has been inexplicable absent from the Saturday morning engine club ...
Posted by: Arbalest at October 03, 2015 03:33 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Adriane the Irish from Yorkshire Critic ... at October 03, 2015 03:34 AM (qOsoH)
562 cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:27 AM (EzgxV)
My major talent is worrying, and you haven't been around to quell my fretting.
This from someone who has been inexplicable absent from the Saturday morning engine club ...
Posted by: Arbalest at October 03, 2015 03:33 AM (FlRtG)
Weren't you the one who was recommending that I trade in my Honda engine for a VW ultra-clean diesel?
And, BTW, I've been very explicitly absent.....I've been researching internet security.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:38 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:38 AM (EzgxV)
And prices have gone down!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2015 03:39 AM (bLnSU)
Weren't you the one who was recommending that I trade in my Honda engine for a VW ultra-clean diesel?
No, I was thinking about doing it myself ...
... then, the universe took a dump ...
... and I found out about the BMW 335d with the Malone Stage 1 tune.
Posted by: Arbalest at October 03, 2015 03:41 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:38 AM (EzgxV)
And prices have gone down!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2015 03:39 AM (bLnSU)
*snicker* -- although my second guess was that you recommended it. I'm about 80% sure it was Arbalest, though.
VW's "clean diesel" looked like nice powerplants, except where the EPA is going to reprogram them to totally suck. And the best part -- it won't even matter. It's not like we really have smog anymore like in the 70's. At this point, we're arguing about zits on the ass of a gnat in a spiderweb of real pollution.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:44 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:44 AM (EzgxV)
The smaller the problem, the bigger the buearocracy.
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 03, 2015 03:49 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Political Hat
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The ten scariest words in the English Language...
Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 03:52 AM (RLCmM)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 03:54 AM (EzgxV)
You get the car, let them neuter it, then buy an "injector" to swap in a performance tune (it will get better mileage anyway, driven conservatively). Or just swap out ECUs.
Despite what would actually be huge savings, even surveillance-mad CA hasn't gone to roadside monitoring, so they won't know, and you'll have a better tune. Probably less pollution than stock anyway.
The BMW 335d would be a better car anyway.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2015 03:54 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2015 03:56 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2015 03:58 AM (bLnSU)
So far we've missed the first section from Cherokee to Asheville due to timing and the section from Floyd VA to Roanoke VA due to the road being closed because of weather. Mabry Mill was also closed due to weather yesterday, they had rain running into the back door. The rain and fog has kept us from seeing the spectacular views and brilliant fall colors.
It's been glorious.
Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, NC Chapter at October 03, 2015 04:00 AM (rD/Zv)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at October 03, 2015 04:07 AM (OQ9R7)
...so tiny, you could drown in a tear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Bff3nIKPE
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at October 03, 2015 04:12 AM (OQ9R7)
Here is a cover of "Kids in America" by The Muffs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31amCrgicbI
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 03, 2015 04:23 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2015 05:24 AM (HbCsM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 02, 2015 10:59 PM (ntObR)
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Looks pretty cut and dry to me. Unless you believe in conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 03, 2015 05:47 AM (iQIUe)
Once again, fiction precedes fact...
Posted by: RobM1981 at October 03, 2015 10:31 AM (zurJC)
Posted by: righter at October 03, 2015 11:24 AM (cGLu6)
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