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Bill Maher: Ahmad "Invented" a Clock Like Someone "Pouring Cheerios Into Bowl Invented Cereal"

I think a commenter here beat him to that joke, by the way.

He finally watched the video of Ahmad's "clock invention."

The point of this is that word is going to get out. Maher plays the video in his show.

Sure, you can read that blog piece about how trivial an act of "invention" this was, but seeing is believing. That video is powerful.

The media can't play this video for the same reason it can't play the Planned Parenthood videos they claim "simply don't exist."

Posted by: Ace at 06:15 PM




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1 Welcome to the party pal

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2015 06:16 PM (WcAm2)

2 Broken clock right and all that jazz

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 06:17 PM (Ii765)

3 He still outsmarted the leader of the free world.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 06:18 PM (ucDmr)

4 He took the guts out of a clock and put it in a frikking pencil box for heavens sake. What the effing eff?

Posted by: TheThinMan at September 28, 2015 06:18 PM (GXwGP)

5 I'm sick and tires of that turd Ahmed and moo moo also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 06:19 PM (gf8BH)

6 And there was no assignment given by any teacher.

And his sister coached him on the phone call with Mark Cuban.

And his sister was investigated for a bomb too.

And Ahmed discovered the secrets of the Mars water streams. Okay, just kidding about that one.

Posted by: PJ at September 28, 2015 06:19 PM (cHuNI)

7 The Hour Groweth Late!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Temporal Critic ... at September 28, 2015 06:19 PM (qOsoH)

8
Is he still invited to the White House? Wouldn't that be rather, er, awkward?

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at September 28, 2015 06:19 PM (dFi94)

9 He still outsmarted the leader of the free world.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 06:18 PM (ucDmr)


Low bar comrade

Posted by: Putin at September 28, 2015 06:20 PM (gf8BH)

10 He still outsmarted the leader of the free world.


Putin?

Posted by: donna at September 28, 2015 06:20 PM (hUdMz)

11 Pretty soon the Ahmed and his Magical Clock story is going to blow apart into truly messy bits of poached egg upon the President's face.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 06:20 PM (1Q//P)

12 Let them hang themselves on the petards of their own comfortable fictions.

Posted by: navybrat at September 28, 2015 06:21 PM (ETxiG)

13 11 Pretty soon the Ahmed and his Magical Clock story is going to blow apart into truly messy bits of poached egg upon the President's face.


If only....

Posted by: donna at September 28, 2015 06:21 PM (hUdMz)

14 The clock was doctored.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 28, 2015 06:21 PM (W5DcG)

15 All he did is open a frikking box.
That's some high-level engineering.

Posted by: TheThinMan at September 28, 2015 06:21 PM (GXwGP)

16 There's that nasty Ron Reagan, Jr. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2015 06:21 PM (FsuaD)

17 Putin would have stuck that piece of shit clock straight up his ass.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 06:21 PM (ucDmr)

18 He just met more famous people and tech leaders. There is just one narrative for the left and they are sticking to it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 06:22 PM (Ii765)

19 I prefer Walmart Scooters to Cherios.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 28, 2015 06:22 PM (t2KH5)

20 Who's playing tonight?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 06:22 PM (gf8BH)

21 Ahmad Report Card: Electrical Engineering - F, Social Engineering A+

Posted by: chicago vota at September 28, 2015 06:22 PM (N4yjS)

22 Uh people, it's over. The LIV's are not paying attention any longer and have moved on. The MSM has completed their mission of informing everyone that Texas is full of racists.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 28, 2015 06:22 PM (iONHu)

23 Dr. Ahmed stuck his index finger up my butt and invented the prostrate.

Posted by: Joey 'Two Fingers' Biden at September 28, 2015 06:22 PM (iIVyq)

24 *licks window*

*fucks couch*

Pudding!!

Posted by: Leader of the Free World at September 28, 2015 06:22 PM (FPtun)

25 Might I humbly suggest that the AoSHQ Style Guide be changed to refer to this little Muzbro tool as "Clockmed."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 06:23 PM (LUgeY)

26 I think it is telling he used it in the class and the alarm went off. Is it just me but a young muslim getting experience with making what could be the trigger to a bomb is a little too close to real life.

Posted by: just saying at September 28, 2015 06:23 PM (g0hKk)

27 I bet I've read a dozen articles at least about how it was a setup from the get go

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2015 06:24 PM (WcAm2)

28 My friends, you don't have to be afraid of the preeminent young scientist of our times being invited to the White House.

Posted by: John McCain at September 28, 2015 06:24 PM (sI4OA)

29 Ron Jr. is a f*cking idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2015 06:24 PM (FsuaD)

30 Who's playing tonight?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 06:22 PM (gf8BH)
======================

Packers. And some other team.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at September 28, 2015 06:24 PM (dFi94)

31 I bet I've read a dozen articles at least about how it was a setup from the get go

The videos were heavily edited.... Oh wait... There are none...

Posted by: donna at September 28, 2015 06:24 PM (hUdMz)

32 I'd love to be a fly on the wall of the Fredo Putin meeting?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 06:24 PM (gf8BH)

33 He still outsmarted the leader of the free world.

Yeah, but standards are low lately.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2015 06:24 PM (8ZskC)

34 The lighting was bad on S.E. Cupp. I would like my money back.

Posted by: Furious George at September 28, 2015 06:25 PM (UlJ3l)

35 Packers. And some other team.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at September 28, 2015 06:24 PM (dFi94)


LOL well put

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 06:25 PM (gf8BH)

36 25 Might I humbly suggest that the AoSHQ Style Guide be changed to refer to this little Muzbro tool as "Clockmed."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
-----------------------
The day is over now. You just won the internet.

Posted by: Chi at September 28, 2015 06:26 PM (yBiXO)

37 The biggest applause in the audience of trained seals was for Ron, Jr.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2015 06:26 PM (FsuaD)

38 I'd love to be a fly on the wall of the Fredo Putin meeting?





I bet obama gave Him some stern....... looks....

Posted by: donna at September 28, 2015 06:26 PM (hUdMz)

39 29: ballet dancing fucking idiot.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 06:26 PM (ucDmr)

40 I'd love to be a fly on the wall of the Fredo Putin meeting?

Bend over a little more. Now How does that feel, Barry?

Posted by: Vlad Putin at September 28, 2015 06:26 PM (8ZskC)

41 there are so many kids way more deserving of this than this kid. Some kids who have done really crazy things technologically and who are really smart who should networking with google, and meeting the fucking president.

Ahmed is wasting all of this potential because he
a) hasn't invented anything
b) seems to think taking a case off something is "inventing" something. He even talks about taking the motherboard out of a "home entertainment system" (IIRC) and refers to it as "his invention."

So -- cool.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes, the artist formally known as mynewhandle at September 28, 2015 06:26 PM (AkOaV)

42 Even a fucked-up, cheap-ass digital clock "invention" is right twice a day.

Scratch that. He broke it. *shakes box* It doesn't even light up now.

Posted by: Dang at September 28, 2015 06:26 PM (2oWD2)

43 I have a alarm clock already, but I do invent awakening every morning.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2015 06:26 PM (WcAm2)

44 That video does have the screws pre-removed, by the way.

Which really puts a fine point on the level of 'invention' involved.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 28, 2015 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

45 Ron Reagan Jr. is just awful. You can even see that he knows it while he's laughing at his own "Well, he's only 14" comment.

One does not go from taking apart a clock-->inventing an inexpensive, rapid Ebola test in one year of development/science study.

Ron's reflexive need to defend Ahmed is pathetic.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 06:26 PM (NOIQH)

46 I have a important announcement. Brattleboro will not be recognizing Columbus Day (Non persons of Indigious Occupation). Columbus was not a supporter of persons of color and a racist. But, Still Please come to our town to buy things for the sales by local merchants on this day.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 28, 2015 06:27 PM (EIFYf)

47 I wonder if Ronald Reagan ever wished Ron Jr. had been a dribble down the inside of Nancy's leg?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2015 06:27 PM (FsuaD)

48 Bend over a little more. Now How does that feel, Barry?

Posted by: Vlad Putin

I told you I could be more flexible...

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 28, 2015 06:27 PM (2oWD2)

49 Uh people, it's over. The LIV's are not paying attention any longer and have moved on. The MSM has completed their mission of informing everyone that Texas is full of racists.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
________________

I actually do though think this is one of those issues that has found it's way through the filter of the MSM, at least just from the anecdotes I've experienced. People know about it.

Also, the whole "All Muslims are pure as driven snow!" meme doesn't play well even to many left-leaning voters. People know this is the shit they pull.

Posted by: Coolio at September 28, 2015 06:27 PM (XVrwJ)

50 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 06:20 PM (1Q//P)

I doubt it. They'll run with it for all its worth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2015 06:28 PM (cgZPg)

51 He still outsmarted the leader of the free world.

First!

Posted by: The Umbrella Gate at September 28, 2015 06:28 PM (FcR7P)

52 People who take shit out of the case and put it in another case are what made this nation great, Ahmad.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at September 28, 2015 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

53 I liked the Moron who said they took a book, tore off the cover and made a new cover out of a grocery sack. Voila! A novelist.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2015 06:28 PM (rwI+c)

54 No Ron, it doesn't look like a clock.

Posted by: Profigatewaste at September 28, 2015 06:28 PM (+gatN)

55 Fissile material?

Posted by: Derp Williams at September 28, 2015 06:28 PM (2X7pN)

56
President Obama, can you explain the engineering analysis performed by Ahmed that would allow his devise to the called an invention?

Posted by: Brett Baier, FNC at September 28, 2015 06:29 PM (OiFtZ)

57 Ron Jr is trying oh so desperately to prove he is not his father.

Word of advice Ron Jr, you've proved that. In fact you have proved you are a stupid tool. So stop already.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 06:29 PM (1Q//P)

58 22 Uh people, it's over. The LIV's are not paying attention any longer and have moved on. The MSM has completed their mission of informing everyone that Texas is full of racists.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 28, 2015 06:22 PM (iONHu)

^^this^^ is also very true.

The outcome doesnt matter -- its like a correction to a front page story being page d27 of the following days issue. No one pays attention, no one remembers the correction, and the narrative lives on.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes, the artist formally known as mynewhandle at September 28, 2015 06:29 PM (AkOaV)

59 16 There's that nasty Ron Reagan, Jr. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2015 06:21 PM (FsuaD)

Just goes to show, it can happen to the best of us.

Posted by: Sambo at September 28, 2015 06:29 PM (oXBR7)

60 Like Someone "Pouring Cheerios Into Bowl Invented Cereal"

Has anyone done that? MINE!

Posted by: Ahmed, The Cereal Inventor at September 28, 2015 06:29 PM (FcR7P)

61 S.E.'s top needs to be tighter. Or cut lower.

Or both.

Posted by: clothing critic at September 28, 2015 06:29 PM (I1cku)

62 Cool clock Ahmed, that I never saw. Come to the White House ,for a photo-op, and be part of My latest campaign for a grievance class!

Posted by: donna at September 28, 2015 06:29 PM (hUdMz)

63 Look at me! I invented the umbrella stand! *points to Marine*

Posted by: Clock Boy at September 28, 2015 06:30 PM (FsuaD)

64 Fissile material?
Posted by: Derp Williams


I'll bet it counts down until it reaches 007.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 28, 2015 06:30 PM (W5DcG)

65 The Hour Groweth Late!!!!!

Then let us not speak falsely.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 28, 2015 06:30 PM (YJmuy)

66 The day is over now. You just won the internet.

I stole that from Weasel Zippers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 06:30 PM (LUgeY)

67 Ron Jr. has some serious daddy issues.

And no, Bill, you didn't make a bong out of an apple. It was a pipe.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2015 06:30 PM (OGm46)

68 >>He still outsmarted the leader of the free world.


No, he -- CAIR, really --- got the president on board with his propaganda.

It's the other people who should really know better, such as the tech industry people, the organizers of that google science fair, who were conned. Just follow Obama's lead, not unlike Maher's barking seal audience that will clap for anything progressive, even when it's not funny/makes no sense.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 06:30 PM (NOIQH)

69 S.E.'s top needs to be tighter. Or cut lower.

Poignant observation!

Posted by: Derp Williams at September 28, 2015 06:30 PM (2X7pN)

70
I discovered the reason why fire cannot melt steel, and that's a fact.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 28, 2015 06:30 PM (OiFtZ)

71 Much like the VA rape story, the facts won't matter. It's all about the Narrative, and

The Show Must Go On

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2015 06:31 PM (gyKtp)

72 Ron Jr is trying oh so desperately to prove he is not his father.

He did that when he put on the tutu.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 28, 2015 06:31 PM (W5DcG)

73 47: I think the drill sargent from Full Metal Jacket described him the best. Can't remember the quote any more though. Stupid brain.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 06:31 PM (ucDmr)

74 63 Look at me! I invented the umbrella stand! *points to Marine*
Posted by: Clock Boy at September 28, 2015 06:30 PM (FsuaD)
---
*golf clap*

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 28, 2015 06:31 PM (jR7Wy)

75 So is Ahmed or the President Gomer Pyle?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 06:31 PM (1Q//P)

76 Queers and steers.

Posted by: Furious George at September 28, 2015 06:31 PM (UlJ3l)

77
I stand by my analysis of why NASA did indeed plant the American Flag on Mars.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, D-TX at September 28, 2015 06:32 PM (OiFtZ)

78 Ron Reagan Jr. is a c*nt and a complete disgrace to his family's name and his father's memory.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2015 06:32 PM (FGIR8)

79 He still outsmarted the leader of the free world.

First!

Posted by: The Umbrella Gate at September 28, 2015 06:28 PM (FcR7P)



It's sad when you think that was President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama's very own, personal-

Kobayashi Maru.


Sub-90's double digit IQ at best.

I guess that makes his voters single digit.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2015 06:32 PM (0cMkb)

80 Ron Jr is not unfamiliar with the taste of penis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2015 06:33 PM (rwI+c)

81 >>I stand by my analysis of why NASA did indeed plant the American Flag on Mars.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, D-TX


Heh. We're speaking of "geniuses" and Yale and UVA Law School graduate Sheila Jackson Lee stops by to provide her educated assessment of the issue!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 06:34 PM (NOIQH)

82 First!

Posted by: The Umbrella Gate at September 28, 2015 06:28 PM (FcR7P)


Piker.

Posted by: White House window TFG thought was a door at September 28, 2015 06:34 PM (LUgeY)

83
Fredo, a fishing trip with Clemenza is in the cards, but plan on returning for lunch.

Posted by: Michael Corleone at September 28, 2015 06:34 PM (OiFtZ)

84 There will come a day when we will look back at this and laugh and laugh and laugh. Just the punch line ahmed clock will crack us up. Or not.

Posted by: just saying at September 28, 2015 06:34 PM (g0hKk)

85 Behold the caseless xbox!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 28, 2015 06:34 PM (W5DcG)

86 80 Ron Jr is not unfamiliar with the taste of penis.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
_____________

This, in many ways, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Furious George at September 28, 2015 06:34 PM (UlJ3l)

87 60 Like Someone "Pouring Cheerios Into Bowl Invented Cereal"

Has anyone done that? MINE!

Posted by: Ahmed, The Cereal Inventor at September 28, 2015 06:29 PM (FcR7P)


It vas Cherioskis... and invented by a Good Russian Babushka!

Posted by: Ensign Pavlov Chekov at September 28, 2015 06:34 PM (qh617)

88
I just turned on the TV to set the Packers game to record, and unfortunately stumbled upon CBS News in the process. They said the White House today announced that they are suspending their "training" operations in Syria. What struck me was that Scott Pelley said that "this is an embarrassing admission of failure on the part of the administration that their offensive has failed". And that it had been discovered that the weapons and equipment we had supplied to the rebels had been turned over to Al Quada by them.



I did not expect that language out of CBS. Failure. Embarrassing. Obama. All in the same piece.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at September 28, 2015 06:34 PM (dFi94)

89 Ron Jr.'s atheist ad is "nice." Ends with "Not afraid to burn in hell."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2015 06:34 PM (FsuaD)

90 57 Ron Jr is trying oh so desperately to prove he is not his father.

Word of advice Ron Jr, you've proved that. In fact you have proved you are a stupid tool. So stop already.


Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 06:29 PM (1Q//P)



He wants them to respect him. But he can't seem to figure out that they don't respect him, they just like using him to shit on his father and that's it.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 06:34 PM (zt+N6)

91
Blessed are the Clock-makers.


Hee haw vobiscum.

Posted by: Pope Francis the Talking Mule at September 28, 2015 06:34 PM (0cMkb)

92 Vid broke for anyone else?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 28, 2015 06:35 PM (9jeGC)

93 Never mind

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 28, 2015 06:35 PM (9jeGC)

94 I want to be a Social Engineer. I heard there's no math.

Posted by: Ahmed, the clock boy at September 28, 2015 06:35 PM (N4yjS)

95 From 1999, but still...

Natalia Toro, a 14-year-old senior at Fairview High School.

Her winning project was a study of the oscillations of neutrinos that may have a significant impact on high-energy physics.

"They wanted to know which grades I had skipped. I told them -- fifth, seventh and eighth.''


Suck on that, Ahmed. Faker.

Posted by: Dang at September 28, 2015 06:35 PM (2oWD2)

96 Ron Reagan Jr. is a ..... complete disgrace to his family's name and his father's memory.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2015 06:32 PM (FGIR
=================

I think that's his mission statement.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at September 28, 2015 06:35 PM (dFi94)

97 Maybe Ahmed should take a shot at improving cold fusion. Or inventing cold fusion. What ever story sounds best for the MSM...

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at September 28, 2015 06:36 PM (htXhe)

98 84 There will come a day when we will look back at this and laugh and laugh and laugh. Just the punch line ahmed clock will crack us up. Or not.

Posted by: just saying at September 28, 2015 06:34 PM (g0hKk)

Daddy??? Whats a Clock???


Its a machine we used to use to tell time, before Islam started the nuclear War, Son...

Posted by: Dad, 100 years from now at September 28, 2015 06:36 PM (qh617)

99 The door to Marine One outsmarted teh smartest man in the world.

Umbrellas, garden gates, doorways, geography, foreign languages...

The list is endless.

Thanks, LIVs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2015 06:36 PM (FsuaD)

100 Is that John Cleese sitting there saying nothing?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 28, 2015 06:37 PM (iQIUe)

101 n Jr is not unfamiliar with the taste of penis.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2015 06:33 PM (rwI+c)

******

Nor sure if he's all the way into all that, but he is a fella that strikes me as someone who would be very easy to talk into holding one in his mouth until the swelling went down.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at September 28, 2015 06:37 PM (cygkw)

102 He wants them to respect him. But he can't seem to figure out that they don't respect him, they just like using him to shit on his father and that's it.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 06:34 PM (zt+N6)

Two things. One, I thought you were dead. Too, I was thinking the same thing that's a good way to say it.

Posted by: Sambo at September 28, 2015 06:37 PM (oXBR7)

103
I may have peeked at a penis or two, but I have never held one in my mouth. That is the absolute truth and I'm sticking with my story.

Posted by: Ron Reagan, Jr. at September 28, 2015 06:37 PM (OiFtZ)

104 Grammie Winger, in other words Syria was Fast+Furious Part II. And has worked as well as the first version. Plenty of guns in the hands of bad guys.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 06:38 PM (1Q//P)

105 95 From 1999, but still...

Natalia Toro, a 14-year-old senior at Fairview High School.

Her winning project was a study of the oscillations of neutrinos that may have a significant impact on high-energy physics.

"They wanted to know which grades I had skipped. I told them -- fifth, seventh and eighth.''

Suck on that, Ahmed. Faker.


Posted by: Dang at September 28, 2015 06:35 PM (2oWD2)


she should be quiet... wear a Burkha, and marry a good Islamic Man.... she is of age after all...

Posted by: Ahmed at September 28, 2015 06:38 PM (qh617)

106 The better parts of Ron Junior ran down his momma's leg.....

Poor Ronnie Senior.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2015 06:38 PM (ej1L0)

107 Off, transparent sock.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 06:38 PM (LUgeY)

108 Someone please 'splain to me why Clock Boy has been invited to the U.N.?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2015 06:39 PM (FsuaD)

109 A complete disgrace to my father's memory! Did you ever see him do a plie?

Posted by: Ron Regan, Jr. at September 28, 2015 06:39 PM (N4yjS)

110 Vid broke for anyone else?

You really don't need to see Ron Reagan, Jr. prove he doesn't know sh!t about science, but he probably does know about the male anatomy. Well, maybe not about its proper use. Okay, so he just doesn't know anything.

Posted by: Derp Williams at September 28, 2015 06:39 PM (2X7pN)

111 Pranav Sivakumar, 14

A novel method was developed to identify gravitationally lensed quasars from the Sloan Digital Sky Survey.


I have no idea what the fuck that is, but suck on it, Ahmed.


Posted by: Dang at September 28, 2015 06:39 PM (2oWD2)

112 Behold, by spilling the bag of M&Ms, I have invented candy!

Posted by: wooga at September 28, 2015 06:39 PM (Qws/8)

113 3 He still outsmarted the leader of the free world.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 28, 2015 06:18 PM (ucDmr)





Tough standard.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2015 06:40 PM (oKE6c)

114 100 Is that John Cleese sitting there saying nothing?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 28, 2015 06:37 PM (iQI The Ahmed clock story is not unlike the parrot sketch

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 06:40 PM (Ii765)

115 I replaced a light bulb in my hallway. I guess that makes me Edison's intellectual successor.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2015 06:40 PM (FGIR8)

116 And we joke about Joey Bidet being the dumb one...

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 06:40 PM (1Q//P)

117 In many ways, the story of Ahmed the Clock Boy is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2015 06:41 PM (FsuaD)

118 Grammie Winger, in other words Syria was
Fast+Furious Part II. And has worked as well as the first version.
Plenty of guns in the hands of bad guys.


Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 06:38 PM (1Q//P)
======================

I just hope none of those weapons fall into the hands of someone who harms one of our own.

Blood on his hands. He has it.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at September 28, 2015 06:41 PM (dFi94)

119 I just sharted inventing brown stain! Look out Behr!!!

Posted by: Derp Williams at September 28, 2015 06:41 PM (2X7pN)

120 Obama gives this shit-for-brains with an Islamic name an invite to the White House while the main stream media breathlessly reports that some huge percentage of the American public think that Obama is muslin.

How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife.

Posted by: se pa moron at September 28, 2015 06:41 PM (sI4OA)

121 OT: #BlackBunsMatter

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/burger-king-launches-black-burger-n434826

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 28, 2015 06:41 PM (jR7Wy)

122 >>I have no idea what the fuck that is, but suck on it, Ahmed.

How about someone in the media ask Ahmed if he knows what it means.

Seriously, holding up a tangled mess of wires and a motherboard makes on "gifted" and "brilliant"? Ronin Roberts is easily impressed.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 06:41 PM (NOIQH)

123 If Ahmed is an inventor then I'm the greatest mind of the 21st century because I put together my own computer.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 06:42 PM (zt+N6)

124 Speaking of that group, so has the President returned David Byrne's suit?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 06:42 PM (1Q//P)

125 We have a president who was bumfuzzled by a tar ball on the Gulf (which, according to Choom Boy, includes the Carolinas and Georgia).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2015 06:42 PM (FsuaD)

126 I see that useless twit Ron Reagan is still sucking around the talk show circuit.

Posted by: rrpjr at September 28, 2015 06:43 PM (s/yC1)

127 OT: #BlackBunsMatter

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/burger-king-launches-black-burger-n434826

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 28, 2015 06:41 PM (jR7Wy)



It's old.

Japan had them last year.

Charcoal in the buns made them black.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2015 06:43 PM (0cMkb)

128
I invented the Tampon, and women love me for it!

Posted by: Grigori Rasputin at September 28, 2015 06:43 PM (OiFtZ)

129 108 Someone please 'splain to me why Clock Boy has been invited to the U.N.?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
________________

His presence at the UN will raise the collective mean IQ of both the UN and the state of Texas.

Posted by: Furious George at September 28, 2015 06:44 PM (UlJ3l)

130 I stole that from Weasel Zippers.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
---------------------
Clockmed is hilarious.
You should just say you invented it.

(Almost as funny as "stolen pallor.")

Posted by: Chi at September 28, 2015 06:44 PM (yBiXO)

131

He invented the easy to reproduce hoax bomb


Little shit

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 06:44 PM (zOTsN)

132 At least a couple of LIV's will hear about it and maybe even question the narrative.

So there's that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 06:44 PM (LUgeY)

133 Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 28, 2015 06:41 PM (jR7Wy)


It's old.

Japan had them last year.

Charcoal in the buns made them black.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2015 06:43 PM (0cMkb)

I thought they used squid ink.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2015 06:45 PM (FGIR8)

134
Mohamed withdrew his children from the school because he didn't believe they would 'be happy there'. Numerous [jr high] schools have offered to enroll Ahmed, his father said. But Mohamed said he wants to give his son a breather before making a decision.

If the appropriate visas can be obtained, Mohamed wants to take his son on a pilgrimage to the holy city of Mecca in Saudi Arabia.

When they return, a visit to the White House and a meeting with Obama is in the works for next month, he said.

DailyMail



Maybe Ahmed can design some scaffolding while he's over there....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2015 06:45 PM (kdS6q)

135 Ahmed could have brought an actual bomb into school with everything but the detonator and liberals would be saying "Everybody's a bigot" and"Isn't he a genius!!" about the cute, smiling little Muslim kid,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2015 06:45 PM (cgZPg)

136 It's old.
Japan had them last year.
Charcoal in the buns made them black.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2015 06:43 PM (0cMkb)


American version uses A1 steak sauce instead of squid ink and whatever as in Japan. Looks interesting ...

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 28, 2015 06:45 PM (0NdlF)

137 >>Someone please 'splain to me why Clock Boy has been invited to the U.N.?

To be used by Muslim countries to call America raaacist.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2015 06:45 PM (NOIQH)

138 I replaced a light bulb in my hallway.

I know a good patent attorney...

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2015 06:46 PM (FcR7P)

139 You should just say you invented it.


It appears to be all the rage these days.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 06:46 PM (LUgeY)

140 114 100 Is that John Cleese sitting there saying nothing?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 28, 2015 06:37 PM (iQI The Ahmed clock story is not unlike the parrot sketch
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 06:40 PM (Ii765)
==========
Cleese is as big a lefty as they come but he has said some things about how put off he is about immigration changing the nature of the UK.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 28, 2015 06:46 PM (iQIUe)

141 I see an arranged marriage in Sasha Obama's future. Hopefully, she won't be punished with a baby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2015 06:46 PM (FsuaD)

142 American version uses A1 steak sauce instead of squid ink and whatever as in Japan. Looks interesting ...
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 28, 2015 06:45 PM (0NdlF)
--
Japan's used squid ink, tentacles, and schoolgirl panties.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 28, 2015 06:47 PM (jR7Wy)

143 Ugh. Bill Mahers ugly mug and the always smug, condescending Ron Reagan. But S.E. Cupp. She's cute though she seems dumb to me

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 06:47 PM (2x3L+)

144 obama tried using his Mooch mean girl face with Putin. In the first pictures Putin is ignoring o and then Putin finally just laughs. Putin also won the dueling debate, as o defaulted to civil rights but couldn't get the gay part out even though he wanted to say it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2015 06:47 PM (Ogilh)

145 Someone please 'splain to me why Clock Boy has been invited to the U.N.?

You know who else should be? My waiter today. I'm eating lunch and he- get this- refills my coffee cup. Effing brilliant!

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2015 06:48 PM (FcR7P)

146 That could have potential - High School of the Tentacle Burger Monsters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 06:48 PM (1Q//P)

147 American version uses A1 steak sauce instead of squid ink and whatever as in Japan. Looks interesting ...

Thanks for the warning.

A-1, how steak is ruined. Nasty stuff.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 06:48 PM (LUgeY)

148 143 Ugh. Bill Mahers ugly mug and the always smug, condescending Ron Reagan. But S.E. Cupp. She's cute though she seems dumb to me

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 06:47 PM (2x3L+)



SE Cupp: "I wear glasses and you're supposed to think I'm hot, so I'm smart and love being the token 'conservative' on liberal shows"

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 06:48 PM (zt+N6)

149 Charcoal in the buns made them black.

Sooo ... doesn't eating charcoal make your poop sessions really difficult?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2015 06:49 PM (jhqr1)

150 Ron Reagan is an asshole and looks like a human cartoon

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 06:49 PM (zOTsN)

151
"The point of this is that word is going to get out."
......................

Well, tear my arm off.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh - wth in disguise at September 28, 2015 06:49 PM (wAQA5)

152 I know a good patent attorney...

Posted by: t-bird

I invented patents!

Posted by: Dang, wearing patent leather shoes! at September 28, 2015 06:49 PM (2oWD2)

153 It's not polite to notice that little Ahmad is a liar, a fraud, and a dumbass.

So we'll just have to go along with the fiction that has been created for us.

Posted by: Lisa at September 28, 2015 06:49 PM (wHAYQ)

154 I turned on my computer tonight, and voila!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...The Internet!

Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2015 06:50 PM (sdi6R)

155 A-1, how steak is ruined. Nasty stuff.

Yep. If I cook you a steak and you ask for A-1, I'm taking the steak back and making you a hamburger. You won't know the difference.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2015 06:50 PM (jhqr1)

156 135
Ahmed could have brought an actual bomb into school with everything but
the detonator and liberals would be saying "Everybody's a bigot"
and"Isn't he a genius!!" about the cute, smiling little Muslim kid,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2015 06:45 PM (cgZPg)


Surely some smug liberal's blown off arms would have landed in the shape of a heart, the picture of which would have warmed liberal hearts across instagram.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 28, 2015 06:50 PM (4ErVI)

157 One thing Ahmed would never claim to invent - the cat-suit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 06:50 PM (1Q//P)

158 I gotta go invent something to eat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 06:51 PM (LUgeY)

159 Hey, look, Ronald Reagan invented an idiot.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 28, 2015 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

160 Yep. If I cook you a steak and you ask for A-1, I'm taking the steak back and making you a hamburger. You won't know the difference.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2015 06:50 PM (jhqr1)

I don't own A1 sauce, and I would probably disown a family member if I found out they did.

The only thing worse would be ketchup on hot dogs...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes, the artist formally known as mynewhandle at September 28, 2015 06:51 PM (AkOaV)

161 158
I gotta go invent something to eat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 06:51 PM (LUgeY)


Congratulations! You just invented a new human sensation!!
We'll call it hunger!!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 28, 2015 06:51 PM (AC0lD)

162 Ms. Timpf has very sexy glasses and appears way more conservative than Ms. Cupp.

Posted by: GBruno at September 28, 2015 06:52 PM (u49WF)

163
obama to business owners: you didn't build that

obama to Ahmed The Boy Genius: Hey neat invention!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 28, 2015 06:52 PM (H9gvv)

164 Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2015 06:47 PM (Ogilh)

Funny part? Obama was advocating the overthrow of the Government of a UN Member State... something specifically against the UN Treaty (which does have the force of Law in the US)... we are actively bombing a UN member State without either their permission, a UN Security Council Resolution,...

Putin and Russia on the other hand... are being castigated by Obama, for Supporting the UN Member State against Terrorists and external enemies... with the invitation of said Government.

Its almost as though our Foreign Policy Heads are not paying attention to the fact that WE are destroying the very Treaties, that we have used in the Past against others...

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 28, 2015 06:52 PM (qh617)

165 What private schools offered him placement


Who is paying tuition. Or are they waiving it? Which means all the other parents are paying for Ahmed.

Anybody in Dallas? Was st marks one of the schools?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 06:52 PM (zOTsN)

166 Why does Ace keep writing ClockBoy's name as "Ahmad". Is this a subtle joke I don't get?

Posted by: probably at September 28, 2015 06:53 PM (I1cku)

167 >>>>> SE Cupp: "I wear glasses and you're supposed to think I'm hot, so I'm smart and love being the token 'conservative' on liberal shows"
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 06:48 PM (zt+N6)

-----

Ha! Buzzion. I know! She's like the female Rick Perry.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 06:53 PM (2x3L+)

168 Yeah Maher's hate of religion trumps his eagerness to be patted on the head like a doggy by his leftist colleagues. So the word can get out on his show.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 06:53 PM (39g3+)

169 One thing Ahmed would never claim to invent - the cat-suit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 06:50 PM (1Q//P)


But the Catamite Suit, perhap?

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at September 28, 2015 06:54 PM (k9qR4)

170
I see an arranged marriage in Sasha Obama's future. Hopefully, she won't be punished with a baby.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2015 06:46 PM (FsuaD)
.............................

If she is, she could go back to Mom's old stomping grounds in the Pacific Northwest and raise it proper.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh - wth in disguise at September 28, 2015 06:54 PM (wAQA5)

171

By the way

We have seen daddy, sister, clock boy

Where is mama

Never a photo

Never and interview

Not even a quote

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 06:54 PM (zOTsN)

172 Has anyone actually asked the little shit what the point of putting a clock in a box (where you can't see it, thereby defeating the point of a clock) was?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 28, 2015 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

173 Pelley just informed us that "the government" has designated October "national yoga month." I have never felt prouder.

Posted by: Caliban at September 28, 2015 06:54 PM (3GFMN)

174 Yep. If I cook you a steak and you ask for A-1, I'm taking the steak back and making you a hamburger. You won't know the difference.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2015 06:50 PM (jhqr1)



What are you accepted steak condiments?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 28, 2015 06:55 PM (0NdlF)

175

Ace can't be bothered with spelling idiots' names right.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 28, 2015 06:55 PM (H9gvv)

176 Confession: I love A-1. I eat it by itself with no meat. But if you have a steak that requires A-1, you have either a bad cut of beef or you didn't cook the steak properly

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 06:55 PM (2x3L+)

177 You know who else should be? My waiter today. I'm eating lunch and he- get this- refills my coffee cup. Effing brilliant!

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2015 06:48 PM (FcR7P)


He invented coffee. Sonuvabitch!

Posted by: Juan Valdez and His Burro at September 28, 2015 06:56 PM (8ZskC)

178 173
Pelley just informed us that "the government" has designated October "national yoga month."



Oh good. I see an upcoming pictorial of Mooch in various yoga clothing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2015 06:56 PM (FsuaD)

179 @95 Natalia Toro got a PhD at Harvard, a post-doc at Stanford, and then went to the Perimeter Institute in Ontario. Be warned, those of you researching: there is a pretty hot porno actress with the same name. Funny how things work out.

I hope we can expect the same level of achievement from Ahmed. Which one, I simply cannot say.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 06:56 PM (xq1UY)

180 >>> 60 Like Someone "Pouring Cheerios Into Bowl Invented Cereal"

Has anyone done that? MINE! Posted by: Ahmed, The Cereal Inventor at September 28, 2015 06:29 PM (FcR7P)


It vas Cherioskis... and invented by a Good Russian Babushka! Posted by: Ensign Pavlov Chekov at September 28, 2015 06:34 PM (qh617)

It sounds better in the original Klingon.

Posted by: Klingons at September 28, 2015 06:56 PM (hvf9s)

181 Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 06:54 PM (zOTsN)


Good questions. Where IS the mother? I assume if she's dead they'd be playing that angle hard as well to sop up more sympathy and goodies.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 28, 2015 06:56 PM (4ErVI)

182 "The media can't play this video for the same reason it can't play the Planned Parenthood videos they claim "simply don't exist.""
=========

Speaking of this, my Moonbattiest nitwit Bernie Sandersbot "friend" on Facebook just casually pinched out that Carly Fiorina "lied" about videos that don't show what she said they showed.

So great job, media cahksmokers. Mission accomplished!

Posted by: Kensington at September 28, 2015 06:56 PM (7Kbxu)

183 And I'm wondering why Bill Maher keeps showing up here almost as much as Geraldo! keeps showing up on the Five.

:::::hmmmnnn:::::

Posted by: GBruno at September 28, 2015 06:56 PM (u49WF)

184
Ahmed is a good boy who has been slimmed by the right wing conspiracy nut jobs who hate Muslims and only want them to enjoy the virgins.

Posted by: Ahamed's mom Fatima Mohammad at September 28, 2015 06:56 PM (OiFtZ)

185 I will use Heinz 57 on my fries sometimes. A-1 is ass squirtins'

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2015 06:56 PM (Ii765)

186
It's not polite to notice that little Ahmad is a liar, a fraud, and a dumbass.

So we'll just have to go along with the fiction that has been created for us.
Posted by: Lisa at September 28, 2015 06:49 PM (wHAYQ)
..........................

He sounds perfect for the Democrat presidential primary.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh - wth in disguise at September 28, 2015 06:57 PM (wAQA5)

187
Do you eat Hamburger Helper without hamburger, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 28, 2015 06:57 PM (H9gvv)

188 Oh good. I see an upcoming pictorial of Mooch in various yoga clothing.

So October will then be National Weight Loss Month.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 06:57 PM (1Q//P)

189 I used to like A-1, but that was decades ago when it was so thick you had to pound the bottle to get it out.



I tried it a while back. Very liquid. Reminded me of companies watering down products so they can avoid raising prices.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 28, 2015 06:57 PM (AC0lD)

190
quick, what movie is that from!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 28, 2015 06:57 PM (H9gvv)

191 I hope they never come back.

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 06:57 PM (zOTsN)

192 Und now for mine greatest invention!

Posted by: Mr. Ahmed Jihad Wizard at September 28, 2015 06:57 PM (Dwehj)

193 is that Crazy George ( Galloway ) on the panel?


wack job extroadinaire....

Posted by: Ho Ho Chi Minh, on a roll at September 28, 2015 06:57 PM (8CdUx)

194 121,

Will they be launching a "black bun" with a foot long hotdog crammed into it called the Obama?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 28, 2015 06:58 PM (f7eH8)

195 He still outsmarted the leader of the free world.
_______________

Other than Boehner and McConnell, who hasn't outsmarted Obama?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 28, 2015 06:58 PM (a31sM)

196
It's not polite to notice that little Ahmad is a liar, a fraud, and a dumbass.

Ahmed is amazing and stunning and beautiful.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 28, 2015 06:58 PM (H9gvv)

197 What are you accepted steak condiments?

Blood.

Rage.

More blood.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at September 28, 2015 06:58 PM (k9qR4)

198 I can't comment on this clock idiot boy situation. It is too upsetting. I want to beat the shit out of this little phony.

Hahahaha, sooth. I do the same thing Italian salad dressing. It's weird, I know

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 06:59 PM (2x3L+)

199 "Why does Ace keep writing ClockBoy's name as "Ahmad". Is this a subtle joke I don't get?"

Ahmad, Achmad, Machmoud, Mohammad, other variations...
They are all the same. They mean the same thing.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at September 28, 2015 06:59 PM (dOD0J)

200
You know what sucks the most about watching football this season, (which I hate)?

The CBS promos for colbert and the promos for Big Bang Theory. CBS keeps telling me these shows are wildly popular and hilarious. Yeah, no.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 28, 2015 07:00 PM (H9gvv)

201 There was a pic of Clockmed and his mom on WZ earlier today or last night.
Typical headrag, but face wasn't covered.

Posted by: Chi at September 28, 2015 07:00 PM (yBiXO)

202 I'm just glad that nobody in young Ahmed's immediate family has given him a real bomb to play "inventor" with.

The lad is clearly lacking parental guidance.

Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2015 07:00 PM (3tjn4)

203

I am pretty sure Texans will raise the funds to pay for their move to another place more to their liking

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 07:01 PM (zOTsN)

204 Ahmad, Achmad, Machmoud, Mohammad, other variations...
They are all the same. They mean the same thing.


Exploding goat fcuker?

Posted by: Derp Williams at September 28, 2015 07:01 PM (2X7pN)

205 Somebody should take that clock through TSA at a major airport and see what happens.



This whole fucking story is a set up and a joke.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 28, 2015 07:01 PM (q5APL)

206 Steak condiments? Butter, right before serving. Salt, pepper.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 07:01 PM (39g3+)

207 200,

No shit. That's why I pulled out of Two And A Half Men.

Which are words also said by Obama.

Posted by: Tiger Blood Charlie Sheen at September 28, 2015 07:01 PM (f7eH8)

208 I've invented a new game. I call it: Jump to Conclusions. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and
would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

Posted by: Ahmed Clockmed at September 28, 2015 07:01 PM (JO9+V)

209 Someone should give Ahmed one of those 1950's atomic lab sets...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 07:01 PM (1Q//P)

210

Get's a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!

https://vine.co/v/hg2lrn2vULE

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 28, 2015 07:02 PM (iQIUe)

211 Steak condiments?

Montreal Steak.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2015 07:02 PM (zLv2s)

212 They blow up so fast.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 28, 2015 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

213 "Exploding goat fcuker?"

That too but the names all take their root from the same word and mean the same thing.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at September 28, 2015 07:02 PM (dOD0J)

214 >>> 171
-------


Muslims don't ever really give a rats ass about women or what they think or say. They are furniture. Property.
Silly westerners.

Posted by: GBruno at September 28, 2015 07:02 PM (u49WF)

215 Pretty sure the lady in the pictures is his CAIR "lawyer"

Mama didn't make the trip to google

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 07:02 PM (zOTsN)

216 209,

It would be like the episode where Homer causes a meltdown in a trainer with no nuclear material in it.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 28, 2015 07:02 PM (f7eH8)

217 205
Somebody should take that clock through TSA at a major airport and see what happens.







This whole fucking story is a set up and a joke.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 28, 2015 07:01 PM (q5APL)


Who wants to get shot and killed at worst or sentenced to a long term in federal prison just to prove this kid's a fraud?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 28, 2015 07:02 PM (4ErVI)

218 The Irving Mayor says the Cool Clock Kid tweet came out before the media had released a photo of the 'clock'. So they have that going for them.

Posted by: In praise of older women at September 28, 2015 07:03 PM (lPdaT)

219 Someone should give lil' Achmed a free ticket to some Middle Eastern country where he'd get buggered by fat Arabs 8 or nine times a day.

As a reward. Yeah.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at September 28, 2015 07:03 PM (k9qR4)

220 What are you accepted steak condiments?

Salt, pepper, butter, low-flavor oil. That's all a good steak needs.

A1 makes a dry aged rib eye indistinguishable from boiled shoe leather.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2015 07:03 PM (jhqr1)

221
Chicken fingers and Creamy Italian dressing.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 28, 2015 07:03 PM (H9gvv)

222 In many ways, the story of Ahmed the Clock Boy is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2015 06:41 PM (FsuaD)

Why whatever do you mean...

Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Committee, no he earned it tites on merit we swearsies! at September 28, 2015 07:03 PM (hvf9s)

223
There was a pic of Clockmed and his mom on WZ earlier today or last night.
Typical headrag, but face wasn't covered.
...............................

She had a towel on her head? Hey, she invented the hair dryer!

Posted by: Inspector Krogh - wth in disguise at September 28, 2015 07:04 PM (wAQA5)

224 My nephew is 13 and starting college, he gets up at 5AM every day and teaches himself maths and physics and whatever piques his interest. He is an autodidact, a classical one.

He would NEVER do something as stupid as this. In fact, I should discuss this with him and see what he says. I mean, JEEZUS.

I would bet that that Today show bit was totally staged, down to the word. They can't be trusted. "Duh, this is a motherboard out of a thing."

That didn't look like a motherboard btw, it looked like an idiot's idea of what one looks like.

The media has been Islamized. Trust no one.

Posted by: Rev E Buzz, the Doc of Rock at September 28, 2015 07:04 PM (1CJDP)

225 Today is National Drink A Beer Day.

*drops mic*

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2015 07:05 PM (gyKtp)

226 A-1 got owned, and moved. All English steak sauces are based on fermented fish bits, usually anchovies, which is something they got from the Romans. But Unilever moved A-1 out of Britain to Holland. The Dutch have a whole different approach to fish sauce.

There's a cute variant, A-1 Fruity. Redundant, as if you use it everybody already knows you're fruity. I keep it around, because my wife grills steaks, and I need to get even with her for putting mint jelly on my Greek leg of lamb.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 07:05 PM (xq1UY)

227 Who wants to get shot and killed at worst or sentenced to a long term in federal prison just to prove this kid's a fraud?

We'll let little Clockmed do it, since he "invented" the thing. It's only fitting.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 07:05 PM (LUgeY)

228 Just how pathetic have we become as a nation when the Precedent has to pander to 2% of the electorate and the press covers his ass?

To cover Achmed, with wires sticking out of his pencil case in schools with zero tolerance policies?

Posted by: se pa moron at September 28, 2015 07:05 PM (sI4OA)

229 This kid has to be pretty stupid and dishonest to pull this BS. He' 14. He shd know he didnt do jack shite.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 28, 2015 07:05 PM (iQIUe)

230 All I'll say is there needs to be some Muslim backlash on this shithead kid and family instead we have that grinning idiot Robin whatever kissing this kids ass while he's on his parade. What a shit show this all is.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 07:05 PM (2x3L+)

231 Someone should give lil' Achmed a free ticket to some Middle Eastern country where he'd get buggered by fat Arabs 8 or nine times a day.

As a reward. Yeah.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997

I'll give him a golden ticket and tour his chocolate factory.

Posted by: Mohammad Wonka at September 28, 2015 07:05 PM (awspb)

232
These people (obama, the Congress, and the Media) are gonna get millions of people killed someday.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 28, 2015 07:05 PM (H9gvv)

233 New songs just in time for Christmas.

"Achmed the muslim clockboy....."

Sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at September 28, 2015 07:05 PM (dOD0J)

234 Try taking that same exact device through the airport, but be sharp on your toes when you're talking to two stone faced dudes in suits from the Department of Homeland Security in a dingy room underneath the airport. Might want to have a lawyer on speed dial...if they let you use your phone.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 28, 2015 07:06 PM (4ErVI)

235
Someone should p-chop a mushroom cloud with the caption:

DON'T BE A BIGOT!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 28, 2015 07:06 PM (H9gvv)

236 Then you could do,

"Achmed the clockboy" to Frosty the Snowman.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at September 28, 2015 07:07 PM (dOD0J)

237 S E Cupp has a paper asshole

Posted by: dr kill at September 28, 2015 07:07 PM (msVAP)

238 Maher's definitely seen the light on the Muslim/Islamic threat to hookers, blow and the good life.

Posted by: eureka! at September 28, 2015 07:07 PM (g1MTt)

239 There were pictures of mama in the Daily Mail yesterday. I will only say that a burkha would be a better option. Mamma hasn't missed any meals.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2015 07:07 PM (Ogilh)

240 Silver Clocks?


Soon it will be raining body parts.......

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at September 28, 2015 07:07 PM (dOD0J)

241
A1 doesn't belong on a steak, but it serves well enough to make cheap frozen hamburger patties edible (College Age Bachelor Cooking 101)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 07:08 PM (o98Jz)

242 We sure have grown as a country since 9-11. I remember a time when a Muslim putting a timing device inside a briefcase would get you a trip to Club Fed not the White House.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2015 07:08 PM (OGm46)

243 Isn't making timers 101 taught in Pakistan schools?

Posted by: just saying at September 28, 2015 07:08 PM (g0hKk)

244 tour his chocolate factory.

Heavens!

Posted by: Barney Frank underneath his fainting couch at September 28, 2015 07:08 PM (k9qR4)

245 How many times a day do you stop and say, "how fcuking fcuked up can this shit get!!??"
Reason must be for A holes.

Posted by: Clarney at September 28, 2015 07:09 PM (kWbHn)

246 Deck the halls with bodies of infidels!! Falalalalalala la la la laaaaa!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at September 28, 2015 07:09 PM (dOD0J)

247 Someone should give Ahmed one of those 1950's atomic lab sets...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2015 07:01 PM (1Q//P)

Someone should give Ahmed as one of those 1950's Beatings

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 07:09 PM (gf8BH)

248 47 Jane D'oh


"I wonder if Ronald Reagan ever wished Ron Jr. had been a dribble down the inside of Nancy's leg?"

After reading his memoirs, I would guess "yes." Patty is a bit kooky as well. At least the attention whoring by taking her clothes off has subsided.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at September 28, 2015 07:10 PM (+ne2T)

249 Patty is a bit kooky as well. At least the attention whoring by taking her clothes off has subsided.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad

Yeah, we had to put our foot down on that.

Posted by: Hugh Hefner at September 28, 2015 07:11 PM (awspb)

250 What are you accepted steak condiments?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 28, 2015 06:55 PM (0NdlF)

...What is a steak condiment?

God damn it. God damn it. You do not put condiments on steak.

You cook with salt and pepper, and you never use any condiments.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes, the artist formally known as mynewhandle at September 28, 2015 07:11 PM (AkOaV)

251
It was doctored.

Posted by: SJW at September 28, 2015 07:11 PM (Z58Xa)

252 I'd give $100 to any media type who asks him to explain that motherboard he held up.

Oh, cool. So explain to me what everything there does.

Posted by: Warden at September 28, 2015 07:11 PM (wHAYQ)

253 You do not put condiments on steak.

A touch of Mit-mita and some butter, but yeah. This.

Posted by: Barney Frank underneath his fainting couch at September 28, 2015 07:12 PM (k9qR4)

254 252 I'd give $100 to any media type who asks him to explain that motherboard he held up.

Oh, cool. So explain to me what everything there does.
Posted by: Warden at September 28, 2015 07:11 PM (wHAYQ)

__________

Well you see, this wire here, goes to, well this piece here....and uhm, why do you have to hate me cuz I'm a Muslim? For shame.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 28, 2015 07:12 PM (0LHZx)

255 >>>> Chicken fingers and Creamy Italian dressing.

------

Yes minus the chicken fingers. I pour the dressing or A-1 in a little ramekin thingy and dip my finger into it and lick it off. I've been doing this since high school. It's weird, I know. I'm kind of embarrassed about this strange habit of mine.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 07:13 PM (2x3L+)

256 Maher is still an ahole

Posted by: torabora at September 28, 2015 07:13 PM (1p3P1)

257 How did you expect him to do with advanced electronics? He still falls for the ol' "Hey, Barack, have a Tootsie Roll!" gag.

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 28, 2015 07:13 PM (D7HXY)

258 Posted by: Harry Paratestes, the artist formally known as mynewhandle at September 28, 2015 07:11 PM (AkOaV)

Savage.

Salt only.....pepper burns.
If you want pepper on your steak, put it on after you cook it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 28, 2015 07:13 PM (Zu3d9)

259
You cook with salt and pepper, and you never use any condiments.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
-----------------

Philistine.
Real men consume it raw, without seasoning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 07:13 PM (Z58Xa)

260 Crowder has a vid up with the kid claiming he "solders" computers. He claims he's a "master builder" who has made stuff way more complicated like a CPU.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 07:14 PM (39g3+)

261 Maher makes "Jokes"?

Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2015 07:14 PM (rjtGa)

262 >>You cook with salt and pepper, and you never use any condiments.

Have we entered the steak Nazi phase? You can have my steak condiments when you pry them from my cold dead hands. And that includes a nice hunk of Gorgonzola on my T-bone.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2015 07:14 PM (OGm46)

263 >>>> You cook with salt and pepper, and you never use any condiments.

-----

The man is correct

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 07:14 PM (2x3L+)

264 I drove today. I guess I sort of invented a car huh?

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 28, 2015 07:14 PM (0LHZx)

265 What are you accepted steak condiments?

Bleu cheese, panko bread crumbs, seasoning and a little Dijon mustard, browned to where the cheese starts to bubble.

Ce'st magnifique.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2015 07:14 PM (8ZskC)

266 Have not seen it mentioned: anybody notice that The President's Body Man, Reggie Love, has hit the talk show circuit, has a book out "telling all"(that he learned about Leadership at The Master's Knee, you know, so to speak), and appears to be planning a start for his own, you know, political, you know, career?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 07:14 PM (xq1UY)

267 >>>Isn't making timers 101 taught in Pakistan schools?<<<

Yes, but this proficiency is developed long before one becomes old enough to shag goats, -- say at age 9 or 10.

Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2015 07:14 PM (3tjn4)

268 If you want pepper on your steak, put it on after you cook it.

You cook steak?!

Posted by: Ethiopians everywhere at September 28, 2015 07:14 PM (k9qR4)

269 Real men use Ketchup.

On tomatoes.

And Cheerios.

And beer.

Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2015 07:15 PM (rjtGa)

270
Today is National Drink A Beer Day.

*drops mic*
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2015 07:05 PM (gyKtp)
...........................

Guess I'll have to have a few tonight. Because I'm a patriot.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh - wth in disguise at September 28, 2015 07:15 PM (wAQA5)

271 238 Maher's definitely seen the light on the Muslim/Islamic threat to hookers, blow and the good life.


Posted by: eureka! at September 28, 2015 07:07 PM (g1MTt)



His problem is he doesn't see any difference between them and the little church lady that has been going to the Methodist church for 70 years.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 07:15 PM (zt+N6)

272 Somebody should take that clock through TSA at a major airport and see what happens.
________________________

Odds are that absolutely nothing would happen.

Hell, you could attach it to a few sticks of dynamite and have it ticking, and the TSA would still wave you through.

TSA agents fail to detect over 95% of weapons being illegally smuggled through airports -- and yet we continue paying millions of tax dollars every year to keep TSA in business.

It's beyond ludicrous.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 28, 2015 07:15 PM (a31sM)

273
If you ever watched Alaskan Bush People, who are really just avid campers, you've seen one of the boys, Noah, "invent" stuff.

Noah made a clothes dryer from a 55gal drum on a spit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 28, 2015 07:16 PM (H9gvv)

274
I saw Nadir of Fail open for REO Speedwagon at the Cow Palace back in '89.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2015 07:16 PM (o98Jz)

275
Meeting with the Marconi of Mecca today:

Katy Kasmai program manager for Google

Megan Smith the Chief Technology Officer for the United States

Queen Rania of Jordan

http://tinyurl.com/py8rrmr

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2015 07:16 PM (kdS6q)

276 L,Elle, was that you @15 in the elevator on the previous? Just asking.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 07:16 PM (xq1UY)

277
I haven't a steak and peepers sub in ages.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 28, 2015 07:17 PM (H9gvv)

278 TSA agents fail to detect over 95% of weapons being illegally smuggled through airports -- and yet we continue paying millions of tax dollars every year to keep TSA in business.

It's beyond ludicrous.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

They're also not allowed to scrutinize mohammedans.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 28, 2015 07:17 PM (awspb)

279 Hell, you could attach it to a few sticks of dynamite and have it ticking, and the TSA would still wave you through.


If you were a hot chick and you put it in your cleavage, they'd find it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2015 07:17 PM (8ZskC)

280 TSA agents fail to detect over 95% of weapons being illegally smuggled through airports -- and yet we continue paying millions of tax dollars every year to keep TSA in business.

It's beyond ludicrous.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 28, 2015 07:15 PM (a31sM)


We catch all the ones that use curly wires.

Posted by: TSA at September 28, 2015 07:17 PM (g0hKk)

281
Pepper steak?

or Steak and peppers?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 28, 2015 07:17 PM (H9gvv)

282 The more and more I see this kid I think thier is something wrong with him, like he is slow or retarded

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 28, 2015 07:17 PM (c4yY7)

283 he doesn't see any difference between them and the little church lady

Praying for his salvation is as terrible as trying to cut his head off, ya'know.

Posted by: Reformed assholes who do shit like this every day at September 28, 2015 07:17 PM (k9qR4)

284 His problem is he doesn't see any difference between them and the little church lady that has been going to the Methodist church for 70 years.

He thinks all religions are evil and awful and stupid, but he does recognize that Muslims are the ones killing people over their religion and Christians are not.

His fauxumentary "Religulous" was absolute trash but he was an equal opportunity religion basher.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 07:17 PM (39g3+)

285 When I dropped the skittles I invented unicorn shyt.

Posted by: Zombie Trayvon at September 28, 2015 07:18 PM (1p3P1)

286 I don't often agree with anything by Maher...but good for him!

This was, like the praying imams, just a staged photo op for us bad islamophobics.

I wish more news was out there in LIV Land re: the total insanity of the "refugees" in Europe. Trashing and rapin' and FINLAND formed a human chain to prevent them from crossing over to magic Germany. Meanwhile, girls, cover up your extremities or inviting rape. I doubt they know how to use a public toilet.

Oh, and Pope (I am sure he reads here, ha)...when you tear down that 20 foot wall around the Vatican and let the "refugees" in (expect to lose your head, just saying), we'll talk. I saw a Facebook viral statement that Protestants have not cared what the Pope said since 1517, which about sums up my comments on THIS Pope (I liked John Paul II and Pope Benedict and had hopes for this one. Nope!).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 28, 2015 07:18 PM (LJ4iV)

287
I just pressed the letter "A" on my keyboard.

I have now created the Alphabet and the Internet.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2015 07:18 PM (kdS6q)

288 Meeting with the Marconi of Mecca today:

Katy Kasmai program manager for Google

Megan Smith the Chief Technology Officer for the United States

Queen Rania of Jordan
-----------------------

Through the f*cking looking glass.

The elite are very busy distracting the people from reality.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2015 07:18 PM (Z58Xa)

289 Pull my finger and see what I can invent?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2015 07:19 PM (gf8BH)

290
tweet this to Bill Maher:

Ahmed is an inventor like Bill Maher is a comedian.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 28, 2015 07:19 PM (H9gvv)

291 He should invent a new kind of clock, like, um, one that stores energy in a spring and then uses the release of energy from the spring to...wait...nope...been done...um..okay..a clock that runs on the contant flow of water through a carefully assembled... crap...okay. how about the releable motion of a pendulum...rats...

tough nut, kid

Posted by: Positive Waves at September 28, 2015 07:19 PM (MQEz6)

292 >>> Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 07:16 PM (xq1UY)

----

No, Stringer. This is the first comment thread I've been on. Is someone socking me?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 07:19 PM (2x3L+)

293 >>I have now created the Alphabet and the Internet.

Gore beat you to the internet. Lefties seem to have a habit of taking credit for the work others do.

Remember when Obama killed bin Laden all by himself?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2015 07:20 PM (OGm46)

294 Oh sweet Monday Night Football is Aaron Rodgers vs the clock management skills of Andy Reid.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 07:20 PM (zt+N6)

295 Meeting with the Marconi of Mecca today:

Katy Kasmai program manager for Google

Megan Smith the Chief Technology Officer for the United States

Queen Rania of Jordan


But...but...but they told me he was all devastated and shit and couldn't eat or sleep and was so distraught that he wanted to change schools and everything because of all the mean old white privileged racist people.

Why is he always pictured smiling, then?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 07:20 PM (LUgeY)

296 Pull my finger and see what I can invent?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I invented that years ago. That's why Jill makes me wear pull-ups.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 28, 2015 07:20 PM (awspb)

297 If you were a hot chick and you put it in your cleavage, they'd find it.
________________________

Only if you were a white chick; they don't do that shit to muzzie women.

Now if you were an elderly white cancer patient in a wheelchair and stuck the thing up your butt, they'd be sure to find it during the mandatory cavity search of sick old white people.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 28, 2015 07:20 PM (a31sM)

298 SE Cupp: "I wear glasses and you're supposed to
think I'm hot, so I'm smart and love being the token 'conservative' on
liberal shows"

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 06:48 PM (zt+N6)


What - stupid people can't be near-sighted?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2015 07:20 PM (oKE6c)

299
Ahmed:smart
Bill Maher:funny

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 28, 2015 07:20 PM (H9gvv)

300 268 If you want pepper on your steak, put it on after you cook it.

You cook steak?!

Posted by: Ethiopians everywhere at September 28, 2015 07:14 PM (k9qR4)


You eat steak?!

Posted by: Hindus everywhere at September 28, 2015 07:20 PM (EHU9F)

301 You cook your steaks?

Fags.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 28, 2015 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

302
FINLAND formed a human chain to prevent them from crossing over to magic Germany.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 28, 2015 07:18 PM (LJ4iV)


============================




They would. Those Finns are brutal.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at September 28, 2015 07:21 PM (dFi94)

303 162 Ms. Timpf has very sexy glasses and appears way more conservative than Ms. Cupp.

Posted by: GBruno at September 28, 2015 06:52 PM (u49WF)

The entire conservanymph routine is getting old. If your arguments aren't better than your duck face or cleavage the game doesn't last too long. Not telling the ladies not to get all gussied up if they want, but ideas>gussy.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 28, 2015 07:21 PM (sJuWI)

304 294 Oh sweet Monday Night Football is Aaron Rodgers vs the clock management skills of Andy Reid.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 07:20 PM (zt+N6)




I'm on it!

Posted by: Ahmed "Boom Boom" Mohamed at September 28, 2015 07:21 PM (oKE6c)

305 287
I just pressed the letter "A" on my keyboard.

I have now created the Alphabet and the Internet.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2015 07:18 PM (kdS6q)


I'll give you the Alphabet, but I already called dibs on the Internet.

Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2015 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

306 Ethiopians and dogs eat raw meat. You guys knock that shit off.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 07:22 PM (2x3L+)

307 301 You cook your steaks?

Fags.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 28, 2015 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

He cooks his steaks!

WHAT A FAG!

Posted by: Bill Burr's Butt Buddy at September 28, 2015 07:22 PM (sJuWI)

308
I'll give you the Alphabet, but I already called dibs on the Internet.
Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2015 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

Posers.

Posted by: Al Gore, Chief Invention Inventor of the US Senate at September 28, 2015 07:23 PM (sJuWI)

309 Wow 18 games for KC without a touchdown catch from a Wideout.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 07:23 PM (zt+N6)

310
Why is he always pictured smiling, then?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy




Because he's the idiot offspring of repeated Muslim consanguineous intermarriage.

Seriously, kid's straight out of the Islamic puppy mill.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2015 07:24 PM (kdS6q)

311 >>> TSA agents fail to detect over 95% of weapons being illegally smuggled through airports -- and yet we continue paying millions of tax dollars every year to keep TSA in business.

Yet they have no problem inspecting me for my blocks of cheese I take to family as holiday gifts, or my flute. (I'm guessing they look like blocks of C-4 and a pipe bomb, respectively?)

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2015 07:24 PM (hvf9s)

312 Building a clock is not the same as inventing a clock.

The fact this obvious hoaxy stunt-con is still ticking is a sure and certain alarm that civilization is running out of time.

Posted by: Positive Waves at September 28, 2015 07:24 PM (MQEz6)

313 Meeting with the Marconi of Mecca today:

Katy Kasmai program manager for Google

Megan Smith the Chief Technology Officer for the United States

Queen Rania of Jordan
_____________________________

I wonder if any of them will ask Clock-med if he knows why his uncle named his company "Twin Towers Transportation"?

It's a tribute, obviously. But are Americans smart enough to understand that it's a tribute to the terrorists who took down the towers, and not the Americans murdered in them?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 28, 2015 07:24 PM (a31sM)

314 309 Wow 18 games for KC without a touchdown catch from a Wideout.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 07:23 PM (zt+N6)

Andy Reid - Genius in action

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 28, 2015 07:24 PM (sJuWI)

315 The entire conservanymph routine is getting old. If your arguments aren't better than your duck face or cleavage the game doesn't last too long. Not telling the ladies not to get all gussied up if they want, but ideas>gussy.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 28, 2015 07:21 PM (sJuWI)



Dana Loesch is worth 1 million SE Cupps.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 07:25 PM (zt+N6)

316
Oh sweet Monday Night Football is Aaron Rodgers vs the clock management skills of Andy Reid.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 07:20 PM (zt+N6

==============================





And here's grammie over here in her green and gold jammies with the number 12 on them, eating pickled herring and lingonberries. All set for kick-off.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at September 28, 2015 07:25 PM (dFi94)

317 I invented electricity by paying my electric bill.
And cable TV
And the automobile...

Only difference is I had to put more hours of work into each of my inventions.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 28, 2015 07:25 PM (GfSPN)

318 He cooks his steaks!

WHAT A FAG!

Posted by: Bill Burr's Butt Buddy


What are ya, a fag? You want a tube steak?

Bill Burr's other Buddy

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 07:26 PM (39g3+)

319 @292 Um, no. Just someone else into finger dipping.
You kind of had to be there I guess.

Surprise at NASA press conference; the surprise was no surprise, but they did not trumpet the name of Lujendra Ohja. It should filter down, though -- like water on Mars.

The water on Mars, if you can trust drive-by spectroscopy, is badly "polluted" with potassium perchloride salts. The bad news, which they mentioned, is that you can't drink it. The good news, which they seem to have missed, is, it's rocket fuel.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 07:27 PM (xq1UY)

320 The fact this obvious hoaxy stunt-con is still ticking is a sure and certain alarm that civilization is running out of time.
Posted by: Positive Waves

Such an obviously staged fraud.

But Oh Em Gee, did you see the 5 year old asking the Pope to keep fighting for illegals? So sweet and genuine.

Posted by: Catholic conservatives at September 28, 2015 07:27 PM (awspb)

321 Fat chick in purple dress with hajib and phone is his CAIR handler

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 07:27 PM (zOTsN)

322  The more and more I see this kid I think thier is something wrong with him, like he is slow or retardedPosted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 28, 2015 07:17 PM (c4yY7

That's not important. Is he angry and can he drive a truck?

Posted by: islsmic recruiting director at September 28, 2015 07:28 PM (sI4OA)

323 Think I'll go invent friction.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2015 07:28 PM (OGm46)

324 The fact this obvious hoaxy stunt-con is still ticking is a sure and certain alarm



ISWYDT.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2015 07:28 PM (oKE6c)

325 The water on Mars, if you can trust drive-by spectroscopy

Yeah, that's the key. The news is going nuts with this, but the science is pretty sketchy at this point. Until they can get something or someone on the site at the right time, its just speculation.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 28, 2015 07:28 PM (39g3+)

326 Seriously, though: kitfo is awesome.

Posted by: Ethiopians at September 28, 2015 07:28 PM (k9qR4)

327 The water on Mars, if you can trust drive-by spectroscopy, is badly "polluted" with potassium perchloride salts. The bad news, which they mentioned, is that you can't drink it. The good news, which they seem to have missed, is, it's rocket fuel.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 07:27 PM (xq1UY)

I invented Martian rocket fuel.

Posted by: Ahmed, professional clockold at September 28, 2015 07:29 PM (sJuWI)

328 That's not important. Is he angry and can he drive a truck?

Now, stop crying and blow yourself and the infidels up with this truck full of explosives. Here's the address and there is the switch.

Allahoha.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 07:30 PM (LUgeY)

329 But Oh Em Gee, did you see the 5 year old asking the Pope to keep fighting for illegals? So sweet and genuine.

Posted by: Catholic conservatives at September 28, 2015 07:27 PM (awspb)

No, no, I think she was asking the Pope to fight with illegals. The ones in his weight class, of course.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2015 07:30 PM (oKE6c)

330 I've got a lot of Catholic rage going on because of this horrible pope. I spent all day getting no actual real work done except raging at the Yahoo Ace group about the horrible pope and MCConnell.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 28, 2015 07:30 PM (2x3L+)

331

"Master builder"


Kid thinks the Lego movie is a documentary

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 07:31 PM (zOTsN)

332 Yay pickled herring !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2015 07:31 PM (S0bOl)

333
Roadtrip!:

Ahmed and his family are detouring for Qatar, per a statement the family released this morning.

After Ahmed met the prime minister of Turkey at the United Nations last week, the Qatar Foundation for Education, Science and Community Development offered the boy a tour of Education City, a 5-square-mile cluster of universities and think tanks in the Qatari capital, Doha.

Family in Texas expect them to return here around mid-October.



Missing a semester of school on this PR stunt but Yassir Ara-Smart doesn't really need it. Early admit to MIT assured.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2015 07:32 PM (kdS6q)

334 The water on Mars, if you can trust drive-by spectroscopy, is badly
"polluted" with potassium perchlorate salts. The bad news, which they
mentioned, is that you can't drink it. The good news, which they seem to
have missed, is, it's rocket fuel.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2015 07:27 PM (xq1UY)




I trust they didn't happen to be pointing their spectroscopes toward where a probe had previously landed, by any chance?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2015 07:32 PM (oKE6c)

335 No, no, I think she was asking the Pope to fight with illegals. The ones in his weight class, of course.
Posted by: Jay Guevara

They can't touch me cuz I'm too holy. I am the greatest. That's why they call me the Pugilistic Pontiff.

Posted by: Francis Ali at September 28, 2015 07:32 PM (awspb)

336 Ethiopians and dogs eat raw meat.

Dogs lick their own arses and I... uh, well, I'm not that flexible, but my uh... wife... uh doesn't approve of me posting any more damning information.

Posted by: Ethiopians at September 28, 2015 07:32 PM (k9qR4)

337 Ron Reagan Jr. the apple fell very far from that tree.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2015 07:33 PM (DiZBp)

338 302
FINLAND formed a human chain to prevent them from crossing over to magic Germany.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 28, 2015 07:18 PM (LJ4iV)


============================




They would. Those Finns are brutal.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at September 28, 2015 07:21 PM (dFi94)

Two words: Simo Hayha.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2015 07:34 PM (FGIR8)

339 331

"Master builder"


Kid thinks the Lego movie is a documentary

Posted by: ThunderB at September 28, 2015 07:31 PM (zOTsN)



The Master Builders actually made creations just using their own imaginations. Clock Boy took the pieces out of the packaging and dumped them into a cardboard box.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2015 07:34 PM (zt+N6)

340 FINLAND formed a human chain to prevent them from crossing over to magic Germany.

Playing Red Rover on 'em.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 28, 2015 07:34 PM (W5DcG)

341 All Obama saw was a black kid named Ahmed being "persecuted" and it was on like Donkey Kong.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 28, 2015 07:34 PM (J9FkY)

342 nood I think, but I can't see it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2015 07:36 PM (LUgeY)

343
341 All Obama saw was a black kid named Ahmed being "persecuted" and it was on like Donkey Kong.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 28, 2015 07:34 PM (J9FkY)

No, Obama was in on the con.

Posted by: Positive Waves at September 28, 2015 07:36 PM (MQEz6)

344 Dana Loesch is worth 1 million SE Cupps.

Whoever I'm watching on CNN right now (it's some Trump discussion), wow, what a cutie!

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2015 07:37 PM (D7HXY)

345
Fourteen-year-old Ahmed Mohamed toured New York City Hall Monday as part of a visit put together by the NYPD Muslim Officers Society.

He met with Mayor Bill de Blasio, Public Advocate Letitia James, Comptroller Scott Stringer and members of the City Council.




And think they declared it "Ahmed Day" and he got one of those illuminated scrolls.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2015 07:37 PM (kdS6q)

346 If I could save time in a suitcase, the first thing that I'd like to do.....

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 28, 2015 07:37 PM (dULJN)

347 Look at me! *rubs shoes back and forth on wool carpet* I invented electricity!

Posted by: Clock Boy at September 28, 2015 07:37 PM (FsuaD)

348 worse would be ketchup on hot dogs...

Split, stuffed with cheese, mustard, pickle and bacon then baked.

It's a 70s horror food that will cause lawn departure.

Posted by: DaveA at September 28, 2015 07:42 PM (DL2i+)

349
remember those neato travel alarm clocks that folded into a little case and clicked open?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at September 28, 2015 07:43 PM (H9gvv)

350
For what it's worth, Ahmed and his family are on my terror watch list....along with obama.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at September 28, 2015 07:45 PM (H9gvv)

351 Person detonates IED in Iraq.

Ron Reagan, Jr: Well, it wasn't a very big bomb...

Posted by: Beorn at September 28, 2015 07:48 PM (SHHqQ)

352 #337 Ron Reagan Jr. the apple fell very far from that tree.
It rolled down the hill a ways from the shining city on the hill

Posted by: torabora at September 28, 2015 07:54 PM (1p3P1)

353 Go Greenbay!

Stifle the Queefs!

Posted by: Raider Nation at September 28, 2015 07:56 PM (zyIlW)

354 Ahmad's clock....reminds me of the Kaczynski family Christmas; the family is all looking at the package under the Christmas tree marked "to my family, Merry Xmas! love Ted"

Posted by: torabora at September 28, 2015 07:58 PM (1p3P1)

355 282. yea, thought the same thing - he seems a bit dim witted
Also , I found it amusing the dumbass included the silica gel packs , that come with a lot of commercial electronics to cut down on moisture , in the box that held his "invention" - like he couldn't even figure out what they were

Posted by: Big Star at September 28, 2015 08:20 PM (/wt4l)

356 #337 Ron Reagan Jr. the apple fell very far from that tree.



It wasn't an apple; it was a turd. And it wasn't a tree; it was a cow's ass.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2015 08:29 PM (oKE6c)

357 355 282. yea, thought the same thing - he seems a bit dim witted
Also , I found it amusing the dumbass included the silica gel packs , that come with a lot of commercial electronics to cut down on moisture , in the box that held his "invention" - like he couldn't even figure out what they were
Posted by: Big Star at September 28, 2015 08:20 PM (/wt4l)




And he's getting to piss me off by constantly talking about his "invention." Dear retard: you didn't invent jack shit. If you had an IQ in three figures, you'd know that. For once I agree with Maher.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2015 08:31 PM (oKE6c)

358 there is a reason Islamist s don't win Nobel prizes.

Posted by: simplemind at September 28, 2015 08:43 PM (BTnAK)

359 I know I'm late to the party, and this is really unkind, but doesn't that kid seen slightly retarded?

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at September 28, 2015 09:00 PM (IqAxj)

360 I like how only one person clapped when Maher criticized leftists. You just got the feeling that everyone else in the audience was really, really uncomfortable at that point. Criticism is something they NEVER hear and they were on alert that they might actually be the butt of a joke for once.

I also like how no one there was smart enough to catch the "fissile" material gaffe. Yeah, it might have been a joke but I don't think so.

Posted by: Thatch at September 28, 2015 09:12 PM (pBZp4)

361 Pranksters. A family of pranksters. Father a two-time candidate for president of Sudan. Daughter made bomb threat at same school. Now son builds a lazy replica of a bomb timer assembly to needle various teachers with his "invention", yuck-yuck.

In a school environment that suspends others for biting Pop Tarts in to a simulated gun.

Posted by: Mica Vim Toot at September 28, 2015 09:19 PM (j6GTW)

362 I invented a cigarette lighter once.

It looked JUST like a .25 auto.

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at September 28, 2015 09:42 PM (M98k8)

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